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Victory Rockout

2011-08-28T10:38:51Z

Lunachu:

{{Recent}}
'''Victory Rockout''' (Originally Skyrim Victory.mp4) is a video uploaded early in the morning of 28 [[August 2011]] by the YouTube user "CWCvilleProductions". In the video, Chris flails around a [[Guitar Hero]] controller while dancing to a metal remix of [[Wikipedia:The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim|The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim]] theme. Chris completely disregards both the rhythm and structure of the original song, and just screams whatever pops in his mind in a vaguely musical manner. It appears to be created in response to [[Thorg]]'s retirement from Trolling, referencing Thorg's love for the Elder Scrolls.

Chris once again complains about [[CWCki]]. He's likely taking an issue with the PS3 Tracker on the front page, which said (as of 28 August 2011) ''"Chris was last spotted playing Fallout: New Vegas. Chris has spent over $3,678.10 of YOUR money!"'' and is trying to hint that he's not spending ''that'' much money on video games. (It is worth noting that CWCki's numbers are on the conservative side.)

{{Infobox/video
| name = Victory Rockout
| video = {{#ev:youtube|41cBjmYezm8}}
| stardate = 28 [[August 2011]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Gratitude for a good person in N.C.]]
| next = Current
}}

===Transcript===
-eah we got victory! I won, it's victory! Victory for all fans, everybodys! [Clipped] is gonna get their kickin', BAM BAM BAM! Bam! I kicked your head in, you damn (something) bullies! Whee!

You bullies are really, really stupid, and trolls are really, really stupid. Hey you bullies are really, really stupid, Team Rocket's stupid, you're stupid, you're stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, STUPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!

Hello Ian! Why is your last name Brandon Anderson? JUUUUUULAAAYYYYYY! *CWC screeches something*

Victory over the trolls! I'm also the creator of the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|electric hedgehog Pokemon]]! Yeah!

So you can kiss it! It! Kiss it! Kiss it!

And I paid ten dollars for this guitar and game combo, at a garage sale a couple weeks ago! I only paid ten dollars FOR Fallout: New Vegas when it was on sale a previous time!

Troll, you're so jinxed (?). One thing for everything... INCORRECT!

The CWCki's a damn lie! Exaggerations, false implications! Truths and [[Honest Content|honest contents]] plague inside the contents [???]

Never-the CWCki no matter what! If you ask questions, ask me personally! All they tell you is exaggeration and lies! They're all trolls and bullies!

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

[''turns off camera'']

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Gratitude for a good person in N.C.]]|nextlink=[[Victory Rockout|Current]]}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2011]]

File talk:0695-AnnaBD9.JPG

2011-07-12T15:10:27Z

Lunachu:

Dead Set Eyes:

Is is just me, or in this photo, it is clear that he is not looking at the camera but setting his sights on the girls sitting across from him? -- [[User:SerenityMoonstone|SerenityMoonstone]] 8:19 July 22, 2010 Eastern Standard Time.
* As day. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 20:19, 21 August 2010 (PDT)

Can't read, no she can't read my rape face. [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 13:27, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

It looks to me like he is trying to lean across to block the only "jerk" in the picture from view. [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 08:10, 12 July 2011 (PDT)

Talk:Tomgirl Pictures

2011-04-29T03:31:20Z

Lunachu:

In case anyone's wondering, the images are called "TG#" because TomGirl. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:09, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
* '''MY EYES!''' CAN NOT UNSEE! [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:13, 28 April 2011 (PDT)CFA

Is there ANY backstory to this?!? What I don't understand is that he 1) went into PUBLIC wearing this stuff (there's a picture of him at his mall) and 2) It looks like he shaved his underarms in one or two pictures...WHY?! Dear God why?! --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 19:26, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
* Pretty sure he always shaved his underarms. I don't know why I know that. --[[User:Kwippleton|Kwippleton]] 19:38, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
:The article could use some clarification as to what the hell is going on here. There's gotta be some sort of story behind this. What's the deal? This is some of Chris's weirdest antics yet. Just when you think the lulcow ran dry... [[User:Abyssal|Abyssal]] 19:42, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

Note that both ears are pierced, not just the gay ear (see: cucumbers on eyes pic). Also, that's his real hair and the images aren't censored; he's wearing a g-string. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:54, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
: Are they really pierced or are they those clip on/magnet ones?? Is there anyway we can tell?? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:04, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
:: They're real. Trust me. If they were clip ons, there would be more of an indent. I'm also pretty sure that clip ons are bigger. The ones I had as a kid certainly were, and I was pretty into those things. [[User:PedoforkBait|PedoforkBait]] 20:08, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
::: That would make sense...I bet the ring/hoop ones are fake though, there's no hole for them in other pictures (unless he got them later). And why are they so oddly placed?? They aren't on the lobe like they should be...unless they've changed where they put them now (I got mine when I was 7). Or...could he have done them himself??? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:13, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
*At this point, he's gotta be fucking with us. He wants to gross us out, so we don't bother him. --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 20:05, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
: You think he pierced his ears to get us to leave him alone? [[User:PeachyKeen|PeachyKeen]] 20:20, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

He's using a real camara to take his picture in some of these, that's unusual. I wonder what the poor guy who had to develop them was thinking. O_o [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 20:31, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

User talk:Acousticvirgin

2010-11-19T10:34:20Z

Lunachu:

Thank you for transcribing the Lar's Call. You did an amazing job. I know other people helped too, but wow you did a lot of it. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 02:33, 19 November 2010 (PST)

User talk:Acousticvirgin

2010-11-19T10:33:19Z

Lunachu: Created page with "Thank you for transcribing the Lar's Call. You did an amazing job. -- ~~~~"

Thank you for transcribing the Lar's Call. You did an amazing job. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 02:33, 19 November 2010 (PST)

User talk:SherwinKing

2010-11-17T14:42:37Z

Lunachu:

I sense a troll or a white knight. But... why do I get the hunch this might be Chris himself? --[[User:Miss Noel|Noel Ari Paige]] 06:40, 17 November 2010 (PST)

Albert Einstein said insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. So it could be Chris. I'm sure it's just a would be troll though. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 06:42, 17 November 2010 (PST)

Talk:Son-Chu

2010-10-30T13:40:47Z

Lunachu:

=Chandler cars=
Should we list the other two cars or what? [[User:Janitor|Janitor]] 06:58, 9 April 2009 (CEST)
*Maybe, but definitely not in this article. Or you could briefly mention them here in passing. The only major reference we have to the other cars is the pic of Chris in front of the BMW. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:56, 9 April 2009 (CEST)
*In the house tour vids, we see a few other cars. Some of them are hard to make out, but a Ford Aerostar is in the yard, and what looks to be a BMW Z3 roadster behind the house in a state of disrepair. It seems Bob has a thing for BMWs, and the Chandler family doesn't mind Fords. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 22:37, 2 October 2009 (CEST)
:*There's a picture from when Chris was 16 with the BMW. The problem is, we really can't say much because 1) we don't know all the cars they have and 2) all we can say is "The Chandlers have the following cars." Though if someone can do a better job than the person who made a "Chandler cars" article, then go ahead. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:57, 3 October 2009 (CEST)

I attempted to make a page for the Z3, but the article was deleted.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 01:18, 30 March 2010 (UTC)

== Trollin' ==

What if someone stole the plate off of Chris's car? But you would have to do something to let him know, like cut it in half and give half to him, or mail him a letter to let him know. Suggestions?

* I'm pretty sure that's illegal, and CWCki is not a forum, go discuss trolling somewhere else..[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 03:27, 30 March 2010 (UTC)

*Is that legal?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 01:22, 30 March 2010 (UTC)

==Rename==
The CWCipedia article on the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens has a section "My other car is an autobot" where he goes on about how this car of his is actually an autobot named Sonchu and crazy Transformers shit. Anyone in favor of renaming the article SonChu and focus more on the car than the vanity plate? Or should we rename it to the more colloquial "Sonichumobile"? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:16, 30 July 2009 (CEST)
*I think that the vanity plate is still an important subject, since the motherfucker put Sonichu on it in big letters. But I do think that we could incorporate it into the article, while still making the car seem more important. But it is an important subject when it comes to CWC. And dam funny.--[[User:Howsyourham|Howsyourham]] 19:35, 30 July 2009 (CEST)

== Vanity Plate of Fail ==

I think the vanity plate should be added to the [[Relics of Fail]]. It qualifies as one because it cost him money (IE tax payer money) to get "SONICHU" written on his license plate, which range in price from $10 to $70 on average. The license plate also qualifies because it is something which makes Chris easily identifiable by anybody in the know of his exploits, which is helpful considering how many fat ugly people drive shitty, poorly maintained 10 year old station wagons in Virginia. --[[User:CrassCrab|The Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 20:42, 5 December 2009 (CET)

== Expired Plates? ==

While I was brushing up this article, I noticed that in all of the pictures, the license plates are tagged as expiring in '07. It could be that the picture was merely taken in '07, but because the Chris-chan internet phenomena started in mid'07, it's likely that these pictures were taken in that year, if not later. If there is one thing that Chris is dependable about, he's dependably lazy. Could it be that he's too lazy to get his plates renewed? Can we verify when these pictures were taken or, even better, get a more recent picture of his car?--[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 22:16, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

== Parking Permit ==

Where did he say he got the parking permit for his autism? From what comes up when you Google "disabled parking autism", they're intended for parents whose kids have fits in the store and/or bolt into traffic. I'm starting to think he has it because he's too weak to walk all the way across a parking lot. [[User:Popobawa69|Popobawa69]] 19:06, 31 January 2010 (UTC)
* I can't find whether Virginia issues disabled parking permits for the obese. Perhaps the placard is Snorlax's? It's her car, after all. --[[User:Draygoon|Draygoon]] 21:30, 7 May 2010 (UTC)

==Vehicular Rage==
Given that Chris has now tried twice to run someone over, should we open up a section about Son-chu's weapon status? I'm thinking just a quick section about the mall security Chris tried to hit and Snyder of course... and while i'm at it, should we incorporate the comic where he drove to shoot liquid as well? Thought and opinions please --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 16:29, 12 June 2010 (EST)

== More on mechanical issues ==

Chris has 260,000 miles on his car, bent U Joints, and hasn't got an oil change in over a year. This we know as facts, but I, having a large interest in cars, am still curious as to finding out just how jacked up his car is. To put this in perspective, I'm currently investing in my grandfather's 1980 Chevrolet Suburban. It has the original engine, more than 900,000 miles on it, it has survived about several floods, and it still works. How does it still run? My grandfather was an excellent mechanic and was always doing his best to make sure that he got all he could out of his trucks. This includes changing his oil on a regular basis, making repairs the instant there was any issues with it, and taking it for regular tune ups. Mind you, everybody does this, but he made sure that he would die before his truck. Chris is absolutely nothing like my grandfather. So to see a car that's in terrible condition and only has 260,000 miles on it is really a shocker for me (I haven't actually seen a car with less than 150,000 miles on it). If anyone can expand on this topic, I would love to hear more. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 00:38, 30 October 2010 (PDT)
*If Chris lived in the UK I highly doubt that car would pass it's MOT. Are there similar tests in America? -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 06:40, 30 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Pregnant Act

2010-10-20T21:35:00Z

Lunachu:

{{Not A Forum}}

Currently transcribing the new video he just uplaoded--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 15:33, 19 October 2010 (PDT)

* Uhm...I'll try to transcribe this BITCH. Oh GOD. -[[User:parlortrix|parlortrix]] October 18, 2010 11:43 PM CST
**Beat ya! [[User:Dude|Dude]] 21:54, 18 October 2010 (PDT)
***Not only did you do a better job, but you've spared me of having to watch it again. THANK YOU. -[[User:parlortrix|parlortrix]] October 18, 2010 12:13 AM CST
**** At 1:02 is he saying it's coming out the back? Or it's coming out the butt? -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 14:35, 20 October 2010 (PDT)

* The description of the teat especially in this article is fantastic. Well played, Xavier orona. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 04:40, 19 October 2010 (PDT)
::(''Bows humbly'')--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 20:05, 19 October 2010 (PDT)

isn't there an episode of American Dad where Steve gets pregnant or something. Possible inspiration?

Actually, this (especially how Chris got "pregnant") is oddly similar to It's All Too Much, an infamous, So Bad It's Horrible Beatles realfic where Paul gets pregnant. Look it up. --[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]]

==/r/==

Can we get some drawfags to do an artists impression of the birth please?
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 17:30, 19 October 2010 (PDT)

User talk:CrassCrab

2010-09-12T16:09:13Z

Lunachu:

{{welcome|Champthom}}

== PRO TIP ==

When you use the [[:Template:Welcome|Welcome template]]:
# be sure to replace your name after the |, so it'd be <nowiki>{{Welcome|CrassCrab}}</nowiki>. Looks like you copy and pasted it from a time I did it, so it keeps linking to my user page. Nothing wrong with that, new people are welcome to ask me stuff, but since you extended it maybe you'd like to do it too.
# be sure to sign after you do it, so people know who you are (it's four ~ in a row).

The more you know.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:20, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

== MAKE CRASS AN ADMIN ==

DO IT CHAMP, IF I CAN'T GET POWERS, NO ONE CAN EXCEPT CRASS [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 16:07, 9 September 2010 (PDT)

== UNDO QUESTION ==

Hey, hope you don't mind me asking this here. That recent guy who has been going around vandalizing pages has been adding a lot of text into the pages. Whenever I try to hit undo I just get a server error due to the size but you seem to manage reverting those easily. Is there some trick to doing it or is it just because my computer is shit? Next time I see it happen I would like to be able to help incase nobody else is around. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 08:59, 12 September 2010 (PDT)
*I also get the error, but since I'm a jerkop I don't have to go into the actual edit, I can just hit rollback on the recent changes page. It's really not that big of a deal just letting the vandalism remain until a jerkop or admin gets around to reverting it. For now my biggest concern is people antagonizing the vandals, like Eniggy has been doing, thus why I blocked him for a day. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 09:05, 12 September 2010 (PDT)
** Oh I see! Thanks for telling me, I'll just relax and trust that the jerkops are watching. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 09:09, 12 September 2010 (PDT)

User talk:CrassCrab

2010-09-12T15:59:51Z

Lunachu:

ItIsFinished.MOV

2010-09-12T06:48:28Z

Lunachu: Undo revision 113167 by Mike900 (talk) That belongs on a talk page

'''ItIsFinished.MOV''' is a video made by [[Chris]] and is the sequel to [[The MovingForward videos]] released the day before. In this video, a sweaty and somehow smug Chris addresses a "[[Surfshack Tito|heckler]]" who supposedly called him out on the state of his [[PS3|PlayStation 3]]'s hard drive by running it, along with several pieces of the destroyed console, over with his [[Son-Chu|car]]. Repeatedly.

The parts on display are readily identifiable as a PS3's innards. The white object nearer the camera and to the left as Chris runs over it, for instance, is a PS3 Blu-ray drive.

== Video ==

{{Infobox/video
| name = ItIsFinished.MOV
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Ard-YZNUA3M}}
| stardate = 30 August 2010
| subject = {{Video games|text}}, {{Rumors|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| shirt = {{OrangeShirt|text}}
| previous = [[The MovingForward videos]]
| next = [[Haters gonna hate.mov|Haters gonna hate]]
}}

== Transcript ==

[''We're outside the Chandler [[house]] again, and Chris is filming himself with a handheld camera. He looks unusually sweaty, with strands of his thinning [[hair]] stuck to his forehead.'']

Seems like we have an [[Troll|heckler]] in [[Fanbase|the audience]], so I will really show you that I am really, seriously moving on. I would to use the phrase "the final trail of destruction"...

[''Chris walks towards his car, which is sitting in the driveway. We can see the bits of his PS3 stacked up on the ground in front of the wheels.'']

I'm putting everything I have [[Chris and English|dissetted]] from the dead PlayStation 3 console...

[''Chris focuses the camera on three hard drives that sit atop one of the stacks of parts.'']

...including the one, two, three, the three hard drives I have used ev-, all throughout, the original sisty-gigabyte, the 120-gigabyte, and the 500-gigabytes.

[''The camera focuses back on Chris.'']

Prepare for destruction!

[''Chris sets down the camera to one side of the driveway, focusing on the PS3 parts. We then hear him get in the car and start it up. He backs up a bit before driving forward over the remains of the PS3. Then he [[6 June 2010|shifts into reverse and backs up over them]]. Then he repeats the process before pulling all the way into the driveway and getting out of the car. At this point, the remains of his PS3 are [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|well and truly shattered]]. Chris walks over and picks up the camera, pointing it at himself.'']

And now, if you'll excuse me, I will collect the pieces, to be put into a [[Chris's room|dumpster]]. Have a good-

[''The video cuts off in the middle of a word.'']

== See also ==
*[[PS3]]
*[[Sony]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[The MovingForward videos]]|nextlink=[[Haters gonna hate.mov]]}}

{{LeakedVideos}}
{{Game Videos}}

[[Category:Video Games]]

User talk:Swastika/Conversation Two

2010-09-11T19:18:38Z

Lunachu:

This is kinda funny, do you have the audio? Could you upload it to youtube or another medium? I'd love to hear it. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 10:30, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
:I thought that they were going to block me and delete for the lulz, so I didn't bother recording the Skype call. [[User:Swastika|Swastika]] 10:50, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
::C'mon, this is painfully fake Swastika. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 12:11, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
:::The only thing funny about this is that Rach thinks its real [[User:Sully|Sully]] 12:13, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
::::It being fake really doesn't surprise me. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 12:18, 11 September 2010 (PDT)

IRC:Contents

2010-09-10T04:05:23Z

Lunachu: Undo revision 112947 by Swastika (talk)

{{incomplete}}
Welcome to the IRC namespace related to accessing [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]] on irc.rizon.net:7000. This is intended to help IRC users get shit done or learn how to do things.

'''Notice''': #sonichu has the channel mode +R set, which means that you must have the user mode +r set on yourself. This means that in order to join(or speak if you are already in the channel), you must be identified with nickserv. Which means you need to register your nick ''before'' joining #sonichu. This may cause some problems for those of you using web clients.

== [[Image:Mirc.jpg|25px]] Care and Proper Feeding of your IRC ==
*[[IRC:Nick|Choosing and registering a suitable nickname]]
*[[IRC:Clients|Choosing a suitable IRC client]]
*[[IRC:Vhost|Registering a vhost]]
== [[Image:Mirc.jpg|25px]] Living In #sonichu ==
*[[IRC:Rules|Rules and guidelines for a happy experience in #sonichu]]
*[[IRC:Bans|List of banned users and reasons for ban]]
== [[Image:Mirc.jpg|25px]] Operator Stuff ==
*[[IRC:Nicks|Nicks and hostnames of certain users]]

== External Links ==
*[http://www.rizon.net/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=13 Essential reading]
*[http://www.rizon.net/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=11 Rizon FAQs]

[[Category:IRC]]

Bob Chandler

2010-09-09T04:04:19Z

Lunachu: The site you mentioned is just a troll site, not Chris's

: ''"'''Bob'''" redirects here. For the troll occasionally known as Bob, see [[Robert Simmons V]].''

{{quote|This ain't my time yet.|Bob laughing at death <ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|Emily Date]]</ref>}}

[[Image:Chrischansdad.jpg|thumb|Bob is old. He makes sure to let you know that]]
[[Image:DemonicLumberjack.jpg|thumb|'''The Internet Lumberjack''' in his Final Form]]

'''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.'''<ref>[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]</ref> (4 September 1927<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html#P155</ref>–very, very soon) is [[Chris|Chris's]] father. '''Bob''' became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's intense dislike of him and Bob's infamous cameo when [[Bob Walks In|he walked in on Chris fapping]]. His nickname, the "[[Internet]] Lumberjack", comes from this incident.

While loathed by and estranged from his other children and step-child, Bob is still viewed as a better parent than his wife [[Barbara]], due to him being somewhat concerned with Chris's current status as a [[virgin with rage]], and the fact that he occasionally tries to guilt him into being more considerate by bringing up the fact that he's devoted 28 years to raising a selfish manchild. Of course, Chris is unfazed by these attempts.

To date, Bob has conversed with numerous trolls. Thanks to his tendency to yap on, more information has become known.

==Biography==
[[Image:GrandWizardBob.jpg|thumb|Bob is a pretty "old fashioned" type of guy]]

===Service and education===

Bob was born in Fort Worth, Texas<ref>[[Prank calls]]</ref> and raised in Alabama.<ref name="About">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#About Bob (7:18 - 16:45)]]</ref>

Bob was drafted after World War II and placed in the Signal Corps. There, he learned how to install valve systems, switchboards, and telephones. When he got out, he couldn't get a job and so went to college on the G.I. Bill.<ref name="About" />

Since he figured he'd get "swallowed up" at a big college, Bob picked a small college to study Pre-Engineering for two years. He was also in a band and learned a lot about music. He then moved onto Auburn University, a big college, to earn his engineering degree.<ref name="About" /> As an engineer, he never learned to spell properly.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#The Date Begins (4:47 - 7:17)]]</ref>

===Career===

Bob worked for Western Electric for 40 years. Using skills learned in the army, he built for the company their first automatic [something] (it's unclear what Bob says here). General Electric heard about it and offered him a job in upstate New York. Since New York is too cold for Bob, he moved away after three years, working in North Carolina for some time.<ref name="About" /> He worked with both Goodrich and Goodyear.<ref name="PSN 37" />

With General Electric, Bob was responsible for at least seven patents. [[Barbara]] claimed, in an e-mail to [[Miyamoto]], that because of Bob's influence in the computer world, the NES "might not have arrived so soon" (despite video game technology actually being pioneered by Ralph Baer).<ref name="Barbara" />

As examples of Bob's accom-PLISH-ments, as Chris would say, he automated a steel mill for rolling steel for cars, a paper mill for papers into the form of Kleenex, warehousing, railroads, and tanker ships. He designed scooters, die casting machines, and machines for producing plastic products.<ref name="About" /> A fact that both Chris and Barbara have bragged about is that Bob designed controls for plastic water [container] molding machines.<ref name="About" /><ref name="Barbara">[[Miyamoto Saga#Barbara]]</ref>

===World consciousness===

[[Image:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|Bob learning how to cut that Internet down]]

On the other hand, Bob himself is proud of his "natural inclination for logic," although he is "inundated" by all his designs and whether he did good for the world.<ref name="About" />

Speaking of the world, Bob has been interested in it since he was 10, and has become very world conscious as a believer in the United Nations. He began by collecting foreign stamps in the 1930s. He has collected 15,000–20,000 LPs from various genres and cultures.<ref name="PSN 37" /> Bob traveled the world in his day for business and [[china|pleasure]].

Politically, Bob identifies as a Republican, and did not vote for [[Barack Obama]] in the 2008 presidential election.<ref>[[Prank calls]]</ref>

In a potentially damaging moment on 18 [[February 2009]], Bob doubted the existence of [[Molvanîa]], [[Julie]]'s fictional country of origin.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]</ref> However, he continued talking under the assumption that Molvanîa was under Russian control.<ref name="PSN 37">[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref>

===Health and late life===

[[Image:LumberjackTapestry.JPG|thumb|Robert had Medieval English ancestry]]
[[File:Heart15.jpg|thumb|Computer-generated model of Bob's near-shattered heart.]]
Bob lives on social security and General Electric pension.<ref name="Raising">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]</ref> He hasn't really had people to chat with (he loves to ramble if the person shows some slight interest), so he sits around, listens to music,<ref name="PSN 37" /> and takes care of the garden inside the greenhouse. With a 1970s stereo system set up in the greenhouse, he goes to "swing with the music" on his swing there.<ref name="Raising" />

Bob has had two triple bypasses and four heart attacks. He wears a pacemaker. He attributes his long life to the [[Cherokee]] in him. His uncles and grandfather all lived to 90-100.<ref name="PSN 37" />

A major question in the troll community is what will happen if and when Bob dies before Barbara.

===What about Bob?===

[[Image:Bobbetter.jpg|thumb|"Now will you PLEASE let me get back to God of War 3???"]]

On 1 March 2010, Chris [[Twitter|Twittered]] that Bob had been taken to the hospital in the early morning for congested [sic] [[Wikipedia:Heart failure|heart failure]]. Chris seemed confident that his father would come home shortly. Considering Bob's age, lifestyle, and long history of heart disease, [[Chris and death|Chris does not seem to grasp the seriousness of heart failure in an elderly man]]. Bob is the only thing keeping [[14_Branchland_Court|the Chandler household]] from imploding, and as such, trolls and white knights alike wished him the best.

[[Image:Bobbed.jpg|thumb|Apart from the dying heart]]

In the month following Bob's hospitalization, Chris was remarkably quiet on the subject. Information about his condition was hard to come by, as we only learn something [[Ego|once it has inconvenienced Chris enough for him to come online and complain about it]]. Statistically, congestive heart failure is not as immediately fatal as its name implies.<ref>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congestive_heart_failure Congenital Heart Failure on Wikipedia]</ref> But again, Bob's age, prior heart attacks and lifestyle made this a serious matter.

Chris's videos over the month of March made no mention of Bob at all. Staying true to his painfully predictable nature, Chris instead lost a [[The_Wallflower|girlfriend he never had]], [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|made racial slurs and death threats to a cartoon character]], and [[F Abstinance|raged against abstinence]]. But no mention of his ailing father.

A poster on [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/ /cwc/] claimed to have contacted Chris via PSN regarding Bob. He posted a [http://www.cogsdev.org/w/images/9/9b/Bobbetter.jpg screen capture] purportedly of Chris's response, saying, "He is doing much better, thank you." [[Image:King.jpg|thumb|"Know this, Robert. Thy demise shall be a Whopper!"]]Another contacted Chris via email and got a response saying, "Yes, my father is healthy and safe." He is clearly neither, but this was at least proof that Bob hasn't joined the Whites-Only section of Heaven just yet. In late May, Chris finally made [[Some Favored Comedians|a brief mention]] in a public video that his father was "alive and well," with no further elaboration on his condition.

Whether he is on the road to recovery or has returned home to die is still unknown. If Bob is dying, it is highly unlikely that Chris would be told. Apart from one-line responses from Chris, the best way to stay updated on Bob's health might be to [http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/ read the Charlottesville] and [http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/greenenews/ Greene County obituaries]. And God help him if he [[Aunt_Corina|dies on pancake day]].

Bob is currently out of hospital, living at home and back [[prank calls|arguing with himself]]. The elderly man with heart failure is still [[Coffee_Place|eating at Burger King]]. The Grim Reaper is said to have been pleased by this news.

On August 10th, [[Matthew_Noble_call|a phone call]] took place between Bob and Alec Benson Leary, who posed as an employee of [[GAMe_PLACe|The GAMe PLACe]]. Discussing Chris's June trespassing citation, it was discovered that Chris hadn't told his parents about the incident (surprise, surprise). Chris posted [[6_June_2010|a whiny video]] about the incident the night that it happened, which is ''still'' on his YouTube channel. Yeah, that's how negligent Bob is.

On August 19th, it was revealed that Bob eats breakfast at Burger King on a daily basis.

==Relationships==

===Previous family===

Bob is out of contact<ref name="Cole2">[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]</ref> with his son [[David Alan Chandler]] and daughter [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]], who both lead successful careers. For example, Chris did not know he had a niece named [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]] until she was 8 years old.<ref>[[CWC's Diary#January 2004]]</ref>

===Barbara===

[[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|With [[barbara Chandler|Barb]]]]

To continue with the music theme, Bob and [[Barbara]] met in a bar on a karaoke night. Barbara was there with friends and Bob was singing.<ref name="Mumble 3.5">[[Mumble 3.5]]</ref> According to Chris, Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: "She chased him down the hall." This is probably why he figures that he could get away with being passive in terms of courtship. In contrast, [[Cole|Cole's]] friend Chuck, who worked at the bar, has a vivid memory of them being drunk retards.<ref name="Cole2" /> They got married in 1980.<ref name="Mumble 3.5" />

According to Chris, Barbara has not had sex with Bob for at least two decades. They have been sleeping in separate rooms for the past few years.<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref> This is possibly due to an attempt to avoid spawning another subhuman freak like Chris.

===Cole===

Bob married Barbara when her son [[Cole]] was 17, around the time Cole left to lead his own life.

Cole feels that Bob's bitterness worked to separate his relationship with his mother. Cole will celebrate<ref name="Cole2">[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]</ref> "when that fuck Bob finally drops."<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|Email from Cole to Chris]]</ref> Cole said that he and Bob share a mutual hatred,<ref name="Cole2" /> though we have no evidence yet that Bob hates Cole. In the least, it is certain that Bob knows Cole doesn't like him.<ref name="Raising">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]</ref>

===Chris===

{{quote|Get away from the Internet!
I'm cutting it down, right now.|Bob Chandler, Internet lumberjack.}}

[[Image:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg|thumb|"You tell them that you fell down some stairs or else I'm cutting down your [[Nintendo]]."]]

Bob wishes Chris was more interested in the world. He tried to teach Chris, but he thinks (and rightly so) that Chris doesn't understand countries and continents beyond what he's seen on [[TV]], and only can associate with the places he's been in Virginia.<ref name="PSN 37" />

Despite Bob's occasional frustration over Chris's actions, he seems to have somehow bought into the theory that Chris is tormented by a [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica|complex network of enemies spanning the entire world]] simply due to the [[Chris_and_his_ego|success]] that he has earned from his very [[fail|popular]] Sonichu franchise.<ref name="Church">[[Church_audio]]</ref><ref name="Noble">[[Matthew_Noble_call]]</ref>. Bob actually believes that Chris has accomplished significant goals in his adult life.<ref name="Prank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNHIbffirxU&feature=player_embedded</ref>

Bob's joke that [[Barack Obama]] would paint the White House black as soon as he became president influenced Chris to draw it in ''[[Sonichu 8]]''.

{{quote|well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements[sic], annoys me, rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded.|Chris, [[IRC (31 December 2008)]]}}

After meeting with Bob personally and finding him to be quite pleasant and amicable, it became obvious that he wasn't "starting arguments", as Chris asserts, but rather most likely rightfully criticizing Chris's behaviors and encouraging to better himself, which would involve work, and Chris is too lazy to do that. It has been reported Bob will mention to him that he has taken care of his [[autistic]] ass for 27 years and so Chris should be more grateful. But selfish and apathetic Chris couldn't give two shits, figuring that they're ''obligated'' as parents to take care of him, seeing no reason he should demonstrate any foreign concepts like "love", "support", "gratitude", and "willingness to help".

Chris has said specifically that he doesn't have to love his father, but has to respect him.'''<ref>[[Mumble 1#Transcript|Mumble Chat 1]]</ref>

==Audio and video appearances==

In every appearance, Bob has proved himself to be better at charming Chris's [[sweetheart]]s than Chris himself.

* 26 February [[1994]]: Bob appears briefly behind Chris from 0:26 - 0:36 in the news report of Chris's [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].
* 14 [[February 2009]]: [[Bob Walks In]] to Chris [[mass debating]].
* 18 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]] and [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]], Bob rambles to [[Julie]].
* 15 [[March 2009]]: Bob [[Church audio|talked]] to [[Robert Simmons V]] at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] while [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Chris went to shit himself]].
* [[March 2009]]: Bob chaperoned Chris on his date with [[Emily]].
* 27 [[March 2009]]: Bob gets intruded by Chris in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], but is not visible.
* 27 [[August 2009]]: [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Bob enters Chris's room]] and scolds him for making the [[Tour of Christian's House|house tour video]], (correctly) fearing that if someone saw the house as it was, they would be evicted (Uncut version only). This is a momentous occasion, showing some awareness on the part of the Chandlers that the filth and squalor they live in is a health hazard. This video subsequently off a wave of emails and calls to the Greene County Health Department, masterminded by trolls who hoped to realize Bob's fear of eviction, but the campaign was seemingly unsuccessful.
* [[November 2009]]: Bob and [[Barb|Snorlax]] make a brief appearance at the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].
* 15 [[August 2010]]: Bob gets a call from the GAMe PLACe and is informed of Chris' actions earlier in the year. He then goes on a tangent about how Chris has been tormented by everyone ever since he was banned, and then demands Michael Synder's information. Barbara also appears at the end of the call.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Thehell.jpg|"The hell is this crap?"
Image:0009-ChristopherChristmas2.jpg|Looking at the presents, it's sometime between 1982 and 2010.
Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|Bob at [[Christmas]] time.
Image:0014-YoungerFather.jpg
Image:0032-BobAtRestraunt.jpg|The epitome of handsome.
Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|Bob with [[Aunt Corina]].
Image:0062-NewChristian&Dad.jpg|Notice Chris's discomfort.
Image:0120-BobbyBehindBars.jpg|Bob won't let a fence get in the way of cutting down Chris's Internet.
Image:0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg|Bob: fashion icon.
Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|When Bob isn't arguing with Chris or cutting down his Internet, he enjoys gardening.
</gallery>
</center>

==Sauces==

{{Fan Art|chris=Bob Chandler}}

<references />

{{People}}
{{Not_Jerks}}

{{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Bob}}
[[Category:Family Members]]

User talk:Canine

2010-09-07T14:25:19Z

Lunachu:

==what==
*** USAJAP1 was kicked by canine (what is this i don't even)
!!! You have been kicked from #sonichu
huh --[[User:USAJAP1|USAJAP1]] 17:41, 25 October 2009 (CET)

Hey Canine. Sorry about being a tard on IRC. I guess you guys are right, I'll just continue transcribing Mumbles from now on. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:13, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

*Please delete my account. medic is here, canine is a faggot --[http://http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:Gamer_Paulo Gamer Paulo] What the hell are these? Some words? 03:45, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

==IM==

I have some pressing business that I was referred by [[User:Champthom|Champthom]] to you on. Do you have MSN or AIM by any chance? This kind of needs to be kept off the talkpages/IRC.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 04:28, 24 July 2010 (UTC)
* Uhhh, you can PM me on IRC. Is that a problem? [[User:Canine|Canine]] 02:57, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

== I been personally hired by Chris ==

To ensure an attack on your wiki is inevitable. You have made great injustices by trolling and harassing this man, but the kind Pickbothmanlol will not tolerate your bullshit. Tell Clyde Cash that I want him to personally e-mail me at my talk page. [[User:Omegaforce|Omegaforce]] 18:57, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
:Tanaithetraitor and I will ensure that Clyde Cash talks to us or the wiki will undergo a seige. [[User:Omegaforce|Omegaforce]] 18:59, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
::RED White Knight is in the base! We gotta protect the suitcase! --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:04, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
:::'kay [[User:Canine|Canine]] 19:07, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
:::: whatever... [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 19:30, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
:Chris use his tugboat for something other than PSN shit and fast food? That is a good one. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 07:09, 7 September 2010 (PDT)

I smell bullshit... I think it's coming from Omegaforce -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 07:25, 7 September 2010 (PDT)

User:Lunachu

2010-09-04T04:36:35Z

Lunachu:

Ummm... hi. ^-^

I mostly just lurk around here but thought I might as well make my page to introduce myself. I'm a real novice to wikis so any edits I make will just be minor, but everyone has to start somewhere. If I make any big mistakes feel free to call me an idiot, I would most likely deserve it. :P

For some reason when I hear the acronym HFA I automatically read it as "huge fat ass". A few seconds later I remember what it is supposed to be, but I just can't help myself.

CWCki:General

2010-08-20T17:22:51Z

Lunachu:

__NEWSECTIONLINK__

{{Community Portal}}

For discussion that doesn't fit into the other community pages - though do keep it related to the CWCki.

==Hey people, how about those Mumble chats?==
I've started a "10 minutes at a time" project to finish transcribing mumbles. Transcribing sucks, but 10 minutes in one go can relieve the strain on the people transcribing. Especially since if we get 10 or more people on board, transcribing a Mumble can be finished in the space of a couple of days instead of one person over the course of 10 days. I have a couple of people on board, but it would be nice to have several more. For the specifics of how it works, go to my [[User:Fuckingstupid|user page]]. [[Mumble_7|The Mumble chat we are currently tackling is #7]]. It would be nice if anyone who has a couple spare hours a day to transcribe a simple 10 minutes. Thanks in advance. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:25, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

== Chris and Love Suggestion? ==
I was thinking we should add a new article on the "Chris and...." series. Perhaps "Romance"? Maybe give an insight on his idea of being romantic. I feel we could write good article on this. There's a shit load of cheesy awkward sayings. Also,an observation on his behavior on dates with trolls could be good. Just a thought. --[[User:Bealtespip122]]

* Not a bad idea. Because Chris has blurred the line between romance and sex. With him, it's one in the same. Would be interesting to poke at I think. [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]]

Aye, "romance" to him is just a means to an end. He sees act of dating as not about two people enjoying each others company, it's just to test compatibility so they can eventually fuck. Anything beyond that is just a ruse to keep the woman interested. I can't imagine him having a sincere desire to have an emotional connection with another human being, he just wants to be coddled and pleased. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:10, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

*[[Love quest]] more or less seems to cover this.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:38, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

*I'd say the Love Quest really covers his attempts at "reelin' in da ladiez" and being thwarted by outside forces. Not so much as a personal insight into what Chris thinks is romantic or sweet. --[[User:Bealtespip122|Bealtespip122]] 16:31, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
** Rather than being covered by the love quest page, it's just mentioned; same treatment for [[Chris and sex]]. The events of the Megan, Ivy, and Wallflower sagas tell a lot about his view of romance. Can't forget the essential McDonald's date either. Without some good writing, though, it might not make the best article. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 17:35, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
*well he wanted to make " Date Education" apart from sex education, i think a chris and romance, detailing what he thinks is romance would be a nice add to the cwcki.---[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 17:13, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

== Fridays After Five yet again ==

This probably isn't a big surprise to anyone, but Chris was also at Fridays After Five on July 16th. No pictures, I'm afraid. He was wearing a bright orange sleeveless shirt with what looked like a beer logo on the back and holding a Budweiser aluminum bottle, a little mini fan made to look like an iPod, and a hula hoop for some reason. Most importantly he had a sort of basic attraction sign with him, nothing elaborate or directly sexual but it said something like "Friendly and Flirty Man Zone" or something similar to that and with more smaller text under that I couldn't make out. He was sitting on the back grass part and left a few minutes before the music was over. I would have loved to catch Chris's attempts at using the hula hoop, I bet that was funny as hell. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 03:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
*Good work. Mind getting some pictures next time? [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 03:28, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
**If I get to Charlottesville again when it's going on, I'll see what I can do. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 03:53, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::*No pressure. It's your prerogative. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 03:59, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::* If you're some tard trying to get attention, fuck you, die. I have to put that disclaimer in nowadays, nothing personal. If you're being TRUE and HONEST, thank you so much for reporting this, because Chris holding something that says "Friendly and Flirty Man Zone" would be the most unintentionally hilarious thing that has ever happened. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 05:33, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::::* Oh no, this is very real. I have another person confirming the hula hoop thing. The man zone thing is what confirms it. Yeah. It's pretty damn retarded. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:30, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::::* Holy shit, I'm just trying to help out during a dry spell and I'm even willing to try going back and get pics, and your reaction is "fuck you, die"? May I also point out that this very site has a giant banner across the top of the main page making in very clear that they want all sightings reported? What on earth is wrong with you? [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 14:12, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Well, I say thanks for your assistance. Clyde confirms what is obviously good intel. Pics are nice, but hey. Nice find anyhow. Keep up the great work. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:01, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Since we have confirmation, I guess I'll add this as a sighting to the Fridays after five article. Thanks a bunch Camelopardalis.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:16, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::::*Thanks, guys. To answer some of the "What, no pictures?!" sentiment, I went there to listen to some music and didn't really expect to see anything photo-worthy. These are local bands that usually play in bars and so on. Lots of people didn't bring cameras, especially as the band was a country-bluegrass bunch, not exactly Lady Gaga. I'll definitely have a camera along next time, just in case. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 01:51, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::::*Oh, and I think I can explain the hula hoop. If you look at the pictures of Chris at FAF on July 9, the wide shots taken from inside the seats area, not the close-up one on CWCki, there's two young girls and apparently their moms using hula hoops right behind him. I know the general opinion is Chris isn't a pedo, but all it takes is some basic logic that he observed little girls hula hooping at FAF and then brought one the next week himself. Not that creepy behavior is anything new for Chris but following up the kid-photographing incident with this? [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 02:09, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

== "fan works purge", including TV Tropes even here ==

[http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Special:Log/delete Partying like it's 1937] makes me kinda sad. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:42, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
* Meh. That Tropes "article" was one of the biggest crimes in CWCki history, and the Charles Wilbur Crushman thing was the first online item I've come across that was such a steaming pile of shit I could actually smell it. The rest I have no comment on, but there was so much selfsucking garbage on here that it justified a deletion policy, and it probably justified said deletion as well. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 05:48, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

::Crimes against the people, I guess. Goodbye [http://www.youropinionsarewrong.com/images/random/stalin-airbrush.jpg Comrade T.V. Tropes], hardly we knew ye. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 06:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

:::The whole fan works section was a mistake in the first place. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:34, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

::::Counter-revolutionary nest that sabotages and opposes the creative work of the people. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 06:39, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

::::: shut up, you face [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:42, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

The fan-works thing started out as a few fun little comics and stories that where just basically bored people fucking around and satirizing Chris' shit. Then people started taking it seriously, or trying to become e-famous, or just generally being self important and retarded. The good "fan-works" can be archived and stored elsewhere, because unless it's specifically relevant to Chris or a Chris event it really doesn't belong here.

More importantly, most of the fan-works sucked metric ass, and it was bringing in a massive collection of morons that where really starting to fag up the place. Personally, I think the "fan-works purge" is the best thing to happen to the CWCki in a long time.

: I know I'm late to comment on this, but good grief, am I glad some of the stupid things I did were deleted. Was the whole purpose of the fan works section to make any contributors to realise they suck? =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 03:02, 6 August 2010 (PDT)

== this community portal split idea was retarded ==
a very good post by clydec age 9 [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:37, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
*WARNED YOU ABOUT THE SPLIT, BRO.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:00, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

== Look what I did ==

I made a couple of userboxes. Use them, disdain/ridicule them, or improve them as you see fit.

—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] ([[User talk:SeventhBase|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/SeventhBase|contribs]]) 
:Nice work - just enhancing your template links and signing your posts. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:20, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:: no these are stupid [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:54, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
::More userboxes are not really what we need right now. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:30, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

== new idea for speculation ==
speculation runs high. split that up into multiple pages or something [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:54, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

==Chris and relationships==
Just a short idea: There are several categories regarding Chris relationships, aquaintances (for example [[Galpals|Galpals]] "Males Chris doesn't hate") orjust general people he interacted with. I think it might be beneficial to have a kind of overview regarding what people he interacted with in what timeline. Could also be linked under "friends" etc. in order to illustrate the extent of his growing social isolation and successive personal development. -- [[User:Miela|Miela]] 13:22, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

== July 23 Fridays After Five ==

I was at FAF this weekend, didn't stay for the whole thing, I was gone by about 7:30 or so but as far as I could tell Chris wasn't there. Actually the whole thing was pretty dead compared to the usual turnout, especially the lawn area which was almost empty. Heat index was something like 110, so I can't blame him for staying home, unless the reason was that Chris feels he's too heavily monitored at FAF these days. I did remember one more thing about Chris at FAF last week though, he had on dark wraparound sunglasses on... UNDER his regular eyeglasses. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 22:25, 24 July 2010 (UTC)
:I guess that confirms his shades aren't prescription. Makes sense, he chose the cheapest frames available for his glasses, why would be spend the money for something expensive like prescription sunglasses? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 22:28, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

==Modnation Levels==
I don't suppose anybody's actually played any of Chris's levels or anything?

It's completely understandable if nobody wants to play them, given that it's Chris, I'm sure they're all garbage, but currently all we have on his modnation efforts are a bunch of tiny screencaps I took from the website. We covered all of his LBP nonsense in detail, it's kinda weird that nobody's even tried to look into his tracks.

Any intrepid PS3 owners wanna step up?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:30, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

I don't know if anyone else has suggested it already, but I've got a feeling that one of the best ways to reach (and troll) Chris right now is through ModNation, considering he probably spends most of his time there. Just track him down, join him in a game, "befriend" and chat with him... then beat him silly on his own levels and expect lulz. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 06:47, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

I'm sure everyone would appreciate good let's-play videos of the ModNation levels (along the lines of the LBP owl level preview video). Does ModNation allow recording/playing back online matches? Dramatic replays and dreadful overanalysis of Chris's online games would be terribly appreciated. I mean, I don't watch motorsports, but microsecond-by-microsecond commentary on clumsy moves just might be worth watching. =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 10:35, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

==Just a question==
Not sure it this is the right place to ask or talk about a question or if this is old news but forgive me if I am wrong about anything, but may I ask whats the deal with the Cwiki and /cwc/ fighting and every thing can't find anything about whats going?--[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 15:47, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
*As far as I'm aware, there isn't anything. If you're talking about Delebonte being a fag and making a shittalk template, that doesn't have to do with /cwc/. /cwc/, as I see it, is a place where people go to talk about Chris. It's the watercooler where everyone goes to provide their own theories without threat of retribution. Cwcki is a place where facts are documented and presented. They don't really conflict, and /cwc/ doesn't really seem to be vandalising this site or anything, so I guess you just have bad information. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 15:49, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
Ok thanks, what I got was something about something about legi0n or who ever being mad about furrys being on the cwciki and users being blacklisted by someone but idk, I can't look a the thread right now because when ever i got to the /cwc/ I keep getting the message saying "Website Disabled". but anyway thanks for clearing this up a little for me.--[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 16:02, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
*I can probably explain that one. People on /cwc/ follow most of the same "rules" as other imageboards (e.g. 4chan, 7chan, etc.) and as such tend to ban furries and stuff because they spam their boards with fetish porn. On the CWCki, this isn't an issue, and so we have a more lax set of rules. For people who don't understand the difference between the two systems, they might be led to believe that we are a furry site, when in fact we are just tolerant. I wouldn't worry about it too much. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:10, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

==Old News (Possible Bulbapedia incident)==

Hey, newfag here. On Bulbapedia, there was apparently a small battle over whether or not to make Sonichu as a page, with Chris (obviously) being the sole supporter. A user posted quotes from their supposed discussion here: http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blog.php?b=15577 Considering said user had no idea who Sonichu was at the time of this discussion, or shortly before I told him a few hours earlier, I'm betting money it actually happened. Thing is, this happened in August of last year, so where should it go? - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 12:47, 30 July 2010 (EST)
:(Are you Brazilian/Portuguese by any chance?) I can't really confirm it's him. The use of "OVER 9" (like that stupid meme), incorrect use of "Your" (he's stupid, but that's not one of his quirks), NOT censoring the F-word with asterisks, as well as calling you a troll outright (though I wouldn't put it past him, frankly) and declaring the "reality" of Sonichu out in the open (he does probably believe this, but he would only insinuate it)... These are rather consistent with a copycat troll than the TRUE and HONEST Chris-chan. But if we DO get a confirmation, it should go in its own article, along with a Da Update showing that new information was unearthed.--[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 05:05, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
*No, I was born in the Philippines, grew up in America. But anyway, I doubt we'll get any sort of confirmation, Chris has most likely long forgotten about this. I suppose I can ask if any of the conversation is left, but I don't think it'll prove anything. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 1:10, 30 July 2010 (EST)
**Well, this is the only other edit he made. "I would like you to know that Sonichu is a REAL Pokemon. I know, because I have over 9 years of canon from him and his world, and have been in talks with Nintendo to put Sonichu and Rosechu into animal crossing, and have been in talk with Sega to make a Sonichu video game. Please consider this. Thank you. I will dare to keep my dreams alive." Hmm. Yeah, from the looks of it, it appears it was nothing more than a poser. I doubt even Chris would say something like that. Of course, I'm a newfag so make of it what you will. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 1:55, 30 July 2010 (EST)
**Chris wouldn't mention the talks with Nintendo after finding out the people behind that were trolls. Too much wounded pride.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 11:44, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
***Well, the talks with Nintendo and Sega were mentioned at 02:33, 24 August 2009 (UTC), and all the discussion in the blog started about two minutes afterward, with Chris replying at 02:58. There's also a little bit of discussion above the Sonichu topic on his user talk page, but he didn't respond to that. Here's the link to his User Talk page: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/User_talk:CWCSonichuChandler, and here's the link to the other bit Chris supposedly said.: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/User_talk:Evkl#Re:_Fake_Pages - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 10:56, 30 July 2010 (EST)

== Why are some people so eager to ban Chris everywhere on the Internet? ==

Including the people here on CWCki? Where's the fun in Chris crashing into PS3 slumber again? Damn, I wish Chris was allowed back to deviantART :( --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:10, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

More to the point, is there an official policy regarding stupid ass bullshit like "[[CWCipedia]] states that Chris may or may not create another account. Be sure to tip off the dA admins if he will return."? I think there should be.
*Overenthusiastic nobodies eager to 'stick it' to Chris and be the #1 trolin genious lolololo. It's quite irritating, and seems as if they have zero forethought. And I can only see this problem getting worse as time goes on and Chris becomes more mainstream. Feels bad man. - [[User:Beemunk|Beemunk]] 14:46, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

Chris is known to act out a lot, and on deviantART, acting out is considered trolling and it will get you banned. Also the fact that nobody wants him around. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 15:05, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

The same reason he gets banned from places IRL. --[[User:MoarDesu|MoarDesu]] 02:24, 1 August 2010 (UTC)

More times often than not, Chris does a good job of getting himself banned, better than the trolls at times: for example, his continued uploading of NSFW material to [[Flipnote Hatena]] damned him more than trolls could. The problem with Chris is his un realistic expectation that he is exempt to normal rules, an expectation that will continue to bite him in the ass. [[User:CosmicFeeling|CosmicFeeling]] 11:47, 3 August 2010 (PDT)

== Chris's handwriting ==

Does anyone have a slightly recent example of Chris's handwriting? I just read a book on analyzing handwriting for character traits, and I want to see what I can pick out of him. Don't worry, I'll write the summary on my user page. I just need a sample. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 16:41, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
:[[Chris's Letter to Blanca|2008 should be recent enough]] --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 16:48, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
:: OK thank you. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 17:32, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
:::The [[List of Flipnotes|Flipnotes]] should be the most recent example. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 18:26, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
::::The problem with those though is that they don't show pressure of his writing.

Anyways, I finished. [[User:GandWuser|Read it on my Userpage.]] --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 18:34, 2 August 2010 (PDT)

== Scripts for Sonichu TAS ==

Would it be fine to add scripts from the Sonichu Animated Series to the CWCiki? [[User:CosmicFeeling|CosmicFeeling]] 11:40, 3 August 2010 (PDT)
:The page is locked, so you'd have to ask an admin. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 11:46, 3 August 2010 (PDT)
::Who are the admins on the CWCiki? [[User:CosmicFeeling|CosmicFeeling]] 19:18, 3 August 2010 (PDT)
:::That would be [[User:cogsdev|these]] [[User:Clydec|fine]] [[User:Champthom|people]]. I suggest putting the scripts on your namespace until they're ready for release. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 22:27, 3 August 2010 (PDT)

== Spotted Chris at Game Stop ==

Another sighting! I went over to the GameStop at the mall and lo and behold, Christian Weston Chandler in all his glory. He was wearing jeans and plain gray shirt that was too small for him. I say too small because his chest was definitely accentuated and they came up a wee bit too shirt for a T-Shirt to be at. He was checking out the PS Triple section the majority of the time. I happened to look over my shoulder at one point and there he was, bent over with his tighty whities pulled up too far on his body, his shirt coming up rather far over his back. What he was bent over for, I have no idea. I turned back to what I was looking at and he was sighing periodically over who knows what. Then I heard, "kick da hex-box...kick da hex-box...kick da hex-box..." I had to look. He was kicking a row of X-Box games while saying it. It wasn't hard enough to knock things over, but still...what the fuuuuuck? The employee gave him a glance but didn't say anything. I'm assuming he does this on a regular basis that they just ignore him. Now that I think back on it, he was probably sighing because the PS Triple section is right next to the X-Box section and he was getting stuh-ressed that the games were touching. He left shortly after that so I was able to look at the vidya with no further disturbances.

I later decided to get a bite to eat at the Sbarros and holy shit, there was the lumberjack and the Snorlax feasting on Chick-Fil-A. They both wore baseball caps and you could definitely tell the past couple of years(or however old the most recent pictures of them were taken) haven't been kind to them. I have some unfortunate news that the Snorlax isn't as fat as she used to be(from the one picture we have). In fact, her legs were incredibly skinny. Probably even skinnier than Chris'. Her clothing looked like it hung from her loosely. She could just have the same oddly shaped body that Chris has. Either way, she didn't really look that healthy. Bob was very scruffy(probably can't shave because of his age) and shuffled around with a slight hunch. A little while later, Chris joined them before they all got up and left. Chris' underwear was bunched up over his pants and sticking out. Chris walked with his mother out, his arm around her and rubbing her back. I overheard him tell his mom, "I love you, mother." Uuuuuuh, yeeeeah. About 10-20 seconds later, Bob shuffled up behind them. And that was it. He continues to blow my mind. [[User:Danny|Danny]] 22:07, 6 August 2010 (PDT)
* Ho-Ho-Holy shiiiiiiiit...! I could understand Barb's thinness (that diet after getting sick awhile back must have been murder on her), but Chris actually kicking X-Box games while saying "kick da hex-box"? That just takes the cake! I wish I knew what was going through the storeowner's head when he saw that. Hopefully the same thing everyone else was: what the fuck?--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 22:13, 6 August 2010 (PDT)
*That... That's just ridiculous. And here I thought Chris was beyond things a five year old would do. No pics, I assume? :( - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 1:55, 7 August 2010 (EST)
**Barb definitely has AIDS. -[[User:Beemunk|Beemunk]] 23:08, 6 August 2010 (PDT)
**This is still an eyewitness sighting of Chris, so we're going to have to update the [[August 2010]] article. Any information or sighting is helpful to us. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:09, 6 August 2010 (PDT)
*If he starts to frequent the store, look for the slightest excuse to get him banned. Anything that keeps Chris from buying more games is worth it. --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 00:02, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
*ewww chris wants to do it with his mom. thats like barf central and not just because of the incest either --This post has been brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 08:54, 7 August 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!

== chris at faf again ==

Sighted chris at fridays after five. He was wearing grey shirt, girly fitting jeans, and his trucker vest. Spotted a pokewalker on each of his hips. No rocks or hoolahoops sighted, but the highlight was him doing a sort of dance waddle/dance where he would slowly turn in circles with both of his index fingers pointed in the air. Making sheepish eye contact with random people, and revealing a very forced looking smile. When i wandered past him while he was doing this on the side grass near the bandstand I could hear him muttering/singing "do a little dance, make a little love, do a little dance, make a little love".
:No pictures, I assume? Either way, this is still helpful to us. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 11:06, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
*care to tell us how you managed to observe this scene from canada? --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 11:31, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
**Ouch. -- [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 14:46, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
:*Cogs brings the smackdown. My suggestion is to treat this one as bogus until we get more confirmation. Also, sign your damn posts. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:58, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
I observed this with my own eyes and other sensory organs while, I did not observe this from canada as I am referring to fridays after five in c,va. Whether or not you choose to believe me is up to you. --hooplah
*Yeah, I think we all know this is bullshit. You could have tried harder, though. Also, I don't want to make two posts, so is there any real confirmation on the previous section's sighting? It seems a bit too descriptive to me, and a family outing doesn't seem like the Chandler family to me. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:37, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
**I smell a /cwc/fag --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 00:13, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
***1) Wut 2) You can sign your post using four tildes (~) so that you don't have to type all that shit out. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 07:01, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
*I was at FAF last week and stayed for most of it. I'm 95% sure Chris wasn't there. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 05:59, 13 August 2010 (PDT)
**Listen to this man. He's the one who spotted Chris on all those other occasions. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 09:59, 13 August 2010 (PDT)

== Was it just me... ==

Or was anyone else redirected to ads when they tried to access this adsite yesterday? I tried to get on but I couldn't. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 16:52, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
:I didn't notice anything wrong. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 17:51, 8 August 2010 (PDT)

== Regarding the Relics of Fail items... ==
I posted this a month or so ago on Champthom's usertalk page since he was the one who originally made these pages, but I figured that it might be better off here. Right now, out of 26 different relics, a total of 10 of them have the suffix "of fail". I think that the 'of fail' tag on the end of many of the items is a bit stale. Not only does it make them all seem generic and without personality, but 'of fail' just seems kind of juvenile. I'd like to start a vote to change the majority of the names to give them more flair, so they stand out more. Talked about it in IRC a few nights ago, and the consensus seemed to agree. One of the names thrown around was to change "Plush Boobs of Fail" into something along the lines of "Plush Boobs of Repressed Sexuality." Give them names that indicate their use, descriptors that tell you about the item before you even read about it. "Pokewalker of Sloth" or "Pokewalker of Inactivity". Even if the 'of fail' tag is supposed to indicate that Chris created it himself, there's no reason for the Plush Boobs and Sailor Moon Poster to have it included. Let me know what you think. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 21:43, 14 August 2010 (PDT)
*I second this. This site isn't ED, and should separate itself where convenient. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 23:26, 14 August 2010 (PDT)
:I disagree. The suffix has been grandfathered into CWC lore, original or not. Perhaps it's no longer necessary to append it to every new object Chris has, but I see no reason for the previous "of fails" to change. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 14:31, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

== PS3 Tracker ==
Since I'm now denigrated to normal user i guess i have to be normal i am sad.

But anyway, based off a topic I saw earlier. We do have some people who know Chris on da PS3 and can see what game is playing at what time. What we need is a tracker to keep track of how much time he has wasted. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:55, 16 August 2010 (PDT)
:I wonder if we should add a ModNation tracker. I support the idea of a greater PS3 tracker as well.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:29, 18 August 2010 (PDT)
:Can anyone confirm that Chris bought the PlayStation <s>Plus</s> Live Gold subscription, or does he have enough sense not to buy a $50 annual service that gives discounts to crap he already owns?--[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 23:05, 18 August 2010 (PDT)

== THE CWCKI FORUM ==

So you can't get into PVCC but you're tired of getting yelled at for chatting on tlak pages? Well I have you a solution. http://cwckiforum.proboards.com is now here for you,a nd you cna talk amongst yourselves about the CWCki or weeaboo shit or anime or whatever and make your arts and have a place to show then and develop them before they get added to the CWCki itself, and all kinds of useful shit and stuff like that. So come join the cwcki forum, the only forum about the Cwcki! http://cwckiforum.proboards.com

Yeah I know the colors suck and it's not all there yet. AHM WORKIN ON IT!
[[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 13:22, 17 August 2010 (PDT)
:The color scheme is offensive to the eye. Was that intentional so discourage Chris from sticking his nose into it? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 13:25, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

I'll take that excuse for my beign shitty with color layouts. But yeah, totally to throw off chris. That's it. [[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 13:54, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

== Chris spotted on CWCki (probably) ==

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Special:Contributions/G0dofThunderG0dofWar --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 13:47, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
*: Still waiting for a IP address confirmation... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:57, 19 August 2010 (PDT)

Most likely a troll, Chris isn't that smark with 1337 talk, and his changes are more ovbious, and clyde erased his changes immediately.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 18:44, 19 August 2010 (PDT)

== I personally talked to Bob and Chris ==

Knowing that [[Bob]] and [[Chris]] would only answer if I called with a 434 area code, I got Caller ID Faker thanks to the magic of Android Marketplace. Anyways, posing as a white knight (or more correctly an anti-troll), Bob asked me if I could let you guys know that he's at the Burger King in Ruckersville daily from 9:30 to 10:30 AM, and that sometimes Chris is with him. I then called Chris on his cell phone and asked him when the next Sonichu will be released. He said "eventually."

Video coming in a minute. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 16:54, 19 August 2010 (PDT)

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:You should have grilled him on that "eventually" part, and told him that if he was serious about Sonichu's success, he would update it more regularly. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:25, 19 August 2010 (PDT)

:So Bob talks about having no axe to grind and tries to coax the trolls away from their computers. Sounds like he's quite taken with his internet persona. --[[User:Silomentality|Silomentality]] 18:02, 19 August 2010 (PDT)

== I will interview Chris tomorrow ==

What should I ask him? [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 17:33, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
:Details regarding "trolls hacked my bank accounts!" --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 17:39, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
:Grill him on that "eventually" part he said in the last call. Tell him that if he was serious about Sonichu, he wouldn't go months at a time without updating. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:39, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
:Today's big news in the gaming world was the ps3 hack. Given Chris's attachment to the ps3, you could ask him if he's heard about it and what he thinks about it. --[[User:Silomentality|Silomentality]] 18:02, 19 August 2010 (PDT)

:: Definitely the information regarding his allegedly hacked back accounts. If you can disguise it as a different number, tell them your part of Best Buy's fraud investigation department, and ask for details concerning the incident. If Chris feel's he talking to someone who can actually fight back against trolls, he'll be willing to tell you everything. --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 18:09, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
:::How his parents reacted when they found out about the Game Place incident and what happened with the police. Also possibly ask him about his future (if there's any games he's looking forward to, etc) that could preoccupy him and keep him off the internet like Modnation Racers is currently. Did he agree to an interview with you already or are you hoping he'll answer again? --[[User:Straw|Straw]] 18:41, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
:::*I'm hoping he'll answer again. He answered the first time, so I'm guessing he'll answer a second time. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 19:38, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
:If you get Bob again, ask him about his career with Western Electric and his inventions. Someone on his talk page on here thinks he assisted in the installation of the first automated telephone switchboard. If he did, that's more impressive than his plastic molding controls that Chris loves to talk about. [[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 21:37, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
::I actually suggested that due to the time Bob worked for WE being around the same time of the automatic switchboard (due to his mention of an automatic device related to telephony before, with it possibly being WE's first truly electronic switchboard, the 1ESS), and considering the only other major test was in Illinois in 1960 by Bell Labs, it might have been WE's first major installation, and Chris's mind probably thought plastic molding controls were more exciting than the switchboard and simply forgot Bob ever mentioned it. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 22:28, 19 August 2010 (PDT)

As a dedicated member of the TRUE and Loyal Fanbase, ask him where you can read the Sonichu comics, of course. Also, when will he finish the Videobooks of the last issues. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 00:31, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

:* This is a good point. Some kind of subtle mention that the only place on the internet hosting the Sonichu website are the dirty trolls (maybe with a mention that you hate going to the site because of the lies they spread), just to make certain he knows the comics aren't anywhere else on the internet. --[[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 07:22, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

A smarter man may be able to put 2 and 2 together, and think you're a troll for knowing about the bank stuff, since he hasn't released anything about it. (beat panel) Remember, we don't know for sure what happened with those accounts, so don't feed him a line about trolls doing it, stay vague like just "Your father mentioned something about a bank account; what actually happened?", and let him answer for himself. --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 01:54, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

I want to ask him something, but all I can think of doesn't relate to finding out more info about him, just his opinion on stuff he likes (like the new Gen 5 [[Pokemon|pokeymanz]]). Is that OK? (Yes, I know I fail so hard.) --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 07:53, 20 August 2010 (PDT)
*That's fine. I'm actually going to ask him a few questions like that myself. I'm also going to ask him what he likes to do when he's not on the internet, which may help with trolling efforts. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 08:49, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

I've got ten questions so far:
*What happened with the bank account hacking?
*What future video games are you looking forward to?
*What did your father invent and do when he worked with Western Electric, and did he really assist in the installation of the first automated telephone switchboard?
*Are there any places other than the CWCki that host your comics?
*What are your thoughts on Pokemon Black and White?
*What are your favorite things to do when you're not on the internet?
*What's an average day for Chris?
*In Sonichu 3, there's a character named "[[Merried Seinor Comic]]. What does his name mean? (I had trouble thinking of another question)
*Is there more than just an intake survey in your [[Autism papers]]?
*If you were really serious about Sonichu, wouldn't you update more frequently?
[[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 09:47, 20 August 2010 (PDT)
:Those will work just fine. Make sure you save all the hardest questions for last, otherwise he will just shut down. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 10:11, 20 August 2010 (PDT)
::Perhaps ask how his sweetheart search is going? Has he found anyone (not likely)? Or does he have his sights on some poor unlucky women? -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 10:22, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

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Lunachu:

Christian. I know you are a little slow and all but why are you so harsh on Kellie Andes. She didnt do anything to you ever. She has been nothing but nice to you. And for you to use the word niggos in reference to black people you mind as well say the real word. Dont be a pussy about it. I guess you are mad that the 1st real love of her life was a black guy. or that she has a child with a black man. But she is married to a white man, so that should make you happy but you still have an issue. Its all good man, but you should think about how you are making other people feel when you write the bullsh*t that you write.

And if Im not mistaken, were you not our ball boy in high school. Didnt you clean our uniforms, get us water, and cheer for us. Funny because the best players on the team were black but you never called us niggos then and we never disrespected you at all.
Funny how people change. A real disappointment.
Dont make me put up a bill board in your home town degrading you and your awful website. But that would be like free promotion so maybe I will hold off on that until you put up some better material.

:You know this isn't Chris's website right? -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 09:10, 4 August 2010 (PDT)

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2010-07-25T15:58:52Z

Lunachu:

__NEWSECTIONLINK__
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== Flipnote Hatena return ==

So... how many <s>days</s> <s>hours</s> minutes before he's banned? --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 04:57, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:Well, they've been up for almost 12 hours now. He must have flown under the mod's radar. That's going to change since we're now aware of this development. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:04, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

And will we get many more badly drawn, idiotic animations? Also what is the general opinion of what we want to happen here? Do we want to report him so he will get banned again and rage, or do we want to see where he goes with this? -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 05:02, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
* Already reported his water maze dream. May as well to be perfectly honest. Besides, I don't think we'll get anything new, and I would love to see him rage about Flipnote Hatena Moderators for banning him because he is BAwwwwwtistic. Jump on the Pickle train, destination, Chris. [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 02:33 25, July 2010 (UTC)

Knowing how fast Chris got banned from Flipnote Hatena(what was it, a week or two before he got perma-banned?), it will probably be even shorter. I mean, does he seriously think he can get back on and no one will notice? He's a real tool if he thinks Trolls aren't going to mess with him or report him, and an idiot if he thinks that the Moderators on FH wont notice his shenanigans and kick him right off. Also, how did he get around the ban? He must be using a library computer or something, or bought a new DS just to get around it. [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 01:37 25, July 2010

SakuraBlossom is posting again. Apparently she had the watery maze dream too. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 06:38, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

:Any chance of a link to her channel? This sounds interesting. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 07:32, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
::*http://flipnote.hatena.com/mobile/9C6792D0F3618798@DSi/ is SakuraBlossom's profile. She gave him a butt-tonne of stars just before. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:02, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:::* Thanks. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 15:58, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

'''Hey guys. Delabonte here. I don't want to have to be the one to point out the obvious but you all have Autism so here goes. How about you not report Chris this time? Haven't you realised that getting him banned from one of his few outlets is completely retarded? I know you think you're achieving something, but you are achieving the wrong thing. Think about it carefully. What was funnier, when he was making these cartoons or when he vanished and did nothing?''' --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 12:04, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

:Thanks for the sorely-needed message (and the protip), but I fear it may be too late as some have already taken the initiative to rat him out. Even without the dumbasses prematurely ending our fun, I'm sure it's just a matter of time until Chris gets HIMSELF in trouble with the mods. In the meantime, let's see if he catches a hold of a certain cherry flower who wants to be his heartsweet. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 14:09, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:*As far as we know, he hasn't responded to Sakura aside from in email. Still, it's important he not find out, or he could discover the woman who had the watery maze dream too... That would be a disaster. Also, I do agree; quit reporting him. It's funnier if/when he gets banned because of his own actions. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:08, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
::*Anybody who reports Chris is a moron. Also, this means he bought another DSi. And that's just sad.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:21, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

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Lunachu:

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Lunachu: Created page with 'How do you guys keep finding this stuff? O_o -- ~~~~'

How do you guys keep finding this stuff? O_o -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 06:29, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

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Lunachu:

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Lunachu:

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For discussion of da latest update.

== Flipnote Hatena return ==

So... how many <s>days</s> <s>hours</s> minutes before he's banned? --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 04:57, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

And will we get many more badly drawn, idiotic animations? -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 05:02, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Pfargtl9000

2010-07-10T00:57:02Z

Lunachu:

==SFW template==
I think that if you're trolling Chris or just following him, you're probably not going to want to look at CWCki at work or school or any place like that. I think the Honest Content template mostly covers the disturbing matter that serves as a warning for people who don't want to see nudity and whatnot. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:59, 21 February 2010 (UTC)
* deleted the template. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:08, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

==[[Template:Australian|Aussiedick]] and [[Template:Canuckfag|Caniggo]] Templates==

Already been done. Maybe have a look at the [[CWCki:Requested Templates|Requested Templates]] page if you wish to help out making templates. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 18:29, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

==CWCipedia vandalism archival==

Thx guy. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 07:09, 20 March 2010 (UTC)

==If you're making a Christian Template...==

Could you please use a halfway respectable theologian? Someone like GK Chesterson or CS Lewis?
I'm just saying. That thing is gonna go on my userpage and I'd really like to not be represented by Mel Gibson or some other walking joke.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:59, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:Or that. That works too.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:06, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
::Done. It looks better now. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 03:29, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:::It occurs to me I never said thank you for the template. So thank you.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:45, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

== Jew Template ==

Thanks, man.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:49, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

== Yo ==
Thanks for helping me out, there. I really appreciate it. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 19:31, 22 April 2010 (EST)

Thanks from me, as well. Saw you got the template removed from my page. Also, saw the edit you made to the Sonee & Rosey page. I feel honored. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 00:07, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

I think Pfargtl9000 is a pretty cool guy. eh helps people and doesn’t afraid of anything. [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:43, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

==Niggastolemyfamicon==

Dude, whats all this about needing a block? Explain and it shall be done (If you have reason) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 06:50, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|All you need to do is see the history of this page. Note edits by him and Briscoe.]] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 21:03, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

::* All done. No problems now, he has a 6 month I.P ban. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 21:12, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

== Again...? ==
[[User:Briscoe|This guy]] is at it, now. He's the same on as before, I believe. Just using a different account. Someone really needs to do something about this... --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 8:02, 24 April 2010 (EST)
:* Clyde protected your page. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 06:03, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::*That's cool. Thanks again for your help. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 10:21, 25 April 2010 (EST)
::It sure is personal army around here. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 12:00, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:::<s>Yeah, and we're pissing off /cwc/ at the same time.</s> O SHI- [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 16:16, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

== you got a problem punk ==

then let's settle this 1 on 1 faggot 1 on 1 --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 01:28, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

== CWCpedia ==

are you the same Pfargtl9000 who helped vandalize cwcpedia?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:42, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
*Indeed, and yes, I am uploading the furry shit because I can. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:43, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:*BTW that shit is almost 3 MB per image. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:44, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:i salute you, great sir.>:( (this is my serious face)[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:46, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Oh yeah, and the furry shit is now Sonichu 12. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:23, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
::*i'll tell you what i told [[User:MoarLurk|Lou]]:in one night you people have done two things chris didn't do: update the cwckipedia and give the damn characters their pages & more depth than chris ever did. Also you are a kitty fan, which makes me like you even more! All of you trolls are fucking awesome and i envy you all.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:52, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*ok so /cwc/ got super pissed at my vandalism [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/43299.html] and i might get my dox posted soon [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:44, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

== Userboxes ==

Careful with categories. We still want to have each template in [[:Category:Userboxes]] and want some templates to include the relevant CWCkipedian category. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:01, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
: An example of how to do the categories is in [[Template:Eurofag]] and [[Template:Americunt]]. Don't know how many of these boxes had associated categories, though, but copypasting that stuff should be fairly straightforward... --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 17:26, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

You see how sexy the new userboxes on your userpage look, especially now I fixed the random whitepaces? LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE FUCKING HOT --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:39, 2 June 2010 (UTC)
===Re: Hey, buddy===
Fxd. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:34, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

== Rage Sparker? (DISCUSSION OVER YOU FUCKER) ==
More like drama magnet. Ok, first you insert yourself into drama between Ed and [[User:Niggastolemyfamicom|Niggastolemyfamicom]] (a /cwc/ mod) which started a shitstorm the size of Xbox which me and the other mods/admins over there had to clean up (srsly, it started other drama you don't even know about). Now, a normal person would see that troll on troll drama is stupid and would walk away. But no. You've now decided to claim that there was some attempt on /cwc/ to "dox" you. That thread mentioned you about 2 times. Calling you a self-righteous tool hardly equals trying to post your dox/raid you. NOT ONLY THAT, though. Oh no, you decided to make your own userbox were claiming that you pissed off /cwc/ and saying everyone there is an amateur troll and comparing them to Chris. Yeah, that's a good way to avoid drama. I'm sorry, but you're clearly butthurt. Even the person who got banned because of you has moved on and realized that retaliating against cwcki is a retarded idea. Stop raging at /cwc/ unless you want this drama to start again. You're just going to start more drama. Is that what you really want? And trust me, if you try to start shit between cwcki/legi0n again, I won't hesitate to let slip the dogs of war. I'm just saying: THINK before you post. You're looking just as bad as the "HURR DURR RAID TIEM GAIZ" people on /cwc/.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC) 18:29, 4 June 2010 (UTC)

*Fuck that, you're just an elitist. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 02:30, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
***MY TACTIC OF DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING DEFINITELY DID NOT WORK WELL. not like it works [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:03, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
**LOL. You've changed your response to me like at least 2 times according to the revision history. And really? I'm the elitist? Am I the one flipping out over getting called a faggot on a small-time imageboard? You're also acting like cwcki = srs bsns. There is a misconception on /cwc/, that the sysops here are elitist. I see little evidence of that. I do however, see certain users thinking they're hot shit for doing unimpressive things. You need to deflate your ego a little bit, buddy.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC) 18:16, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
::*I've never posted on your god damn image board. Also, you act like an elitist because of the sole fact that you are a moderator on /cwc/. Does that give you any power elsewhere? No.

The shit I did was utterly unimpressive. Also, I wasn't called a faggot, I was called an "obsessive-compulsive CWCki contributor."
:::*No one ever said you did. Now you're saying that I'm an elitist solely because I use one website? That's giving credit to all the people who say that everyone on cwcki/pvcc is elitist, you know. Also, I'm not saying I have power over cwcki. I'm just saying that I'm not going to let people post retarded, inaccurate bullshit and not say something.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
Also you'll just ignore this and tl;dr it to win a shit argument. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 19:45, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:::*Also, I see you have a God Complex. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 19:46, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
::::*You're damn right, but not because I edit the cwcki or mod on a medium sized imageboard.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::*god damn I am not gathering a personal army now just shut up [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:56, 9 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Your message on Beat's talkpage (before he deleted the entire section lol) told a different story. Also, you appear to be getting mad. Maybe you should think before posting shit that serves no purpose other than inciting drama next time, eh?--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 02:12, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

== Julie chat ==

Awesome, find man. But, how is the converting to .oggs done?-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:13, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

== That fucker ==

I suppose you have been noticing that guy IBAgeneva vandalizing your page over and over who also apparently is niggastolemyfammicom. [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:05, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
::yes I have noticed. "don't feed the trolls," which I have done already. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:23, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
:Oh herro :3 --[[User:IBAgeneva|IBAgeneva]] 05:36, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
Heh, 99 years. I thought Champthom would block him indefinitely. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:55, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

== Sup, dramawhore? ==

Alright, lets settle this shit outside of cwcki. Get skype (if you don't have it already), message me your skype name in irc, and we'll work things out from there. DO IT FAGGOT --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 19:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
:No. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
::Why not? You are just a pussy if you don't wanna settle this, brah. Now get Skype so we can settle this. Otherwise you're really just dragging the CWCki into this and hoping they'll be your personal army. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 20:39, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Why is it that Krapplefags like you accuse people of playing "personal army?" It's retarded, and the CWCki was never involved in this in the first place. Also, I'm still not going into Skype, seeing how you're just pulling me in only because of your deep-rooted hatred of furries. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:46, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
::::Bro, bro, it goes beyond furfag shit, bro. It's also your drama shit that you're causing. I mean you even pissed off fucking cogsdev. I see no reason why we can't all just settle this on skype so we don't have to keep using the cwcki discussion pages. On a side note, we've begun writing up an ED page about you and your cwcki loldrama. Just thought you'd like to know. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 20:55, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::Actually, from what I've been seeing, Pfargtl's been pretty justified in as far as you go. You've been vandalizing, ban-evading, and harassing. Pfargtl did start overreacting a bit, but honestly, I don't think I can recall a situation where Cogs didn't get more pissed off than she really needed to. See the sonichu twitter incident for evidence of that one, especially since it was Champ that took the high-ground and removed a pretty damn embarrassing template from two people who just goofed off for a few minutes a day, and had promised to stop as soon as they were told it was a bad idea. But I'm getting off topic. While Pfargtl did cause a bit of drama in his responses to you, the faggotry was yours, the original problem was yours, and you're blatantly being a faggot right now, by repeatedly evading your ban. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 23:19, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

As long as totally unrelated parties are jumping on the banwagon, I just want to quickly point out that Van Krause isn't banned, Pf has taken it upon himself to spam the template everywhere. (You spelled wield wrong, btw, VK) As an observer, I reccommend you GET ON IR- er, skype to avoid further bullshit. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 00:45, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
:I was only placing the template on IBAgeneva's sockpuppets; also, I refuse to go on Skype. I'm pretty much revealing too much personal info about me if I use Skype. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:50, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
:: I think that's wise, if they are starting a page on you then that would give them way more than you want. Maybe that's what they wanted? Who knows. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 00:57, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-07-09T01:15:58Z

Lunachu:

__NEWSECTIONLINK__
The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.

Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:

'''Archive:''' [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1|1]] [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 2|2]] [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3|3]]
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 4|4]] [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 5|5]] [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 6|6]] [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 7|7]] [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 8|8]]

== Since I've been gone ==

I was in the hospital for a few days and apparently, shit came up. Looks like shit was settled though...or was it? Your thoughts, people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:20, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*Define "shit" Champ. Shit as in Chris's madness on flipnote, shit as in the Asperpedia hack, or shit as in Alex being a retard? In any case, nothing was settled. At all. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:50, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*Mostly agree; Chris has been typical Chris on Flipnote and Asperpedia is still being fucking weird, but 16BitAlex is gone, and BabyNeko left as well in a flurry of drama, so that specific shit has settled for the moment. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:59, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*Well, BabyNeko is gone. But Alex certainly is not. He said he was going, but like certain other manchildren before him, he is continueing to frequent that which he said he would leave forever, posting more bullshit about apples and his racist views on asian women or some shit like that. I have no clue what he's really saying. He used to make sense, and then his language just devolved into retarded babbling. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
**I removed my "retarded babbling". --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 00:07, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
***Your "DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING" tactic just makes you look worse, you know.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 01:59, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
*Typical garden-variety madness, nothing serious. I wish you a speedy recovery. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:53, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Faggots did drama, Chris kept on being Chris. Hope whatever hospitalized you wasn't too serious and that you get well soon.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:39, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
beat said it best. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:04, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

==Long time, no see==

I was reading an issue of Rolling Stone yesterday, and I found out that California rejected funding for an IRL homosexuality "cure". Wouldn't it be fun if we told Chris about this, just for his reaction? Guys? --[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 15:42, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

:Possibly. Actually, the way things are going now, he could start building an actual political platform that would include anti-badmouthing, homo vaccines, and dating education. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:37, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== 16bitfaggot B& BryanBash ==

I am a humble user, barely making edits and staying out of this petty drama. But this is far, far more of a crime than I can let go by unpunished. Ban this faggot.--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 02:04, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

What the fuck happened? I'm a bit out of the loop. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:23, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

*16bitAlex is being lame. Unfortunately, it's the poisonous kind of lame that compels others to act lame in a display of how much they hate him. At least I think that's what's going on.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:27, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
**That's about right. I forget where it started, but you can see a lot of it on Delabonte's page. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:28, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
***My personal justification is that I needed a reason to act like a fag to somebody, and to put it bluntly, he's the perfect excuse. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:31, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
****What did your girlfriend break up with you, and now you're hiding your secret pain by lashing out on the internet? I realize he's being a moron and I'm honestly shocked he hasn't been banned yet, but you guys have managed to fill the entire recent changes page with your little bitch fight against him on multiple occasions. That shit is just sad.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:51, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
*****Haven't had a girlfriend in months. Sorry about the recent changes thing, I guess it didn't occur to me that that was the case. I came here back in January primarily as a troll, and I hadn't done any trolling here yet. Call me immature, but it was doing what I came here to do, and it was satisfying. Seems like it's just about blown over now though, so I'll resume normal editing duties shortly. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:57, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
******Sorry about clogging the first page of recent changes on your website dedicated to documenting everything a 28 year old manbaby has ever done. Seriously, fucking relax. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 03:09, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
*******I actually did want to stay out of the drama. I just posted a single comment on Delabonte's page telling Alex to abandon his account and just set up a new online identity. I just wanted to end this shit. Unfortunatly, he instead went on to cause more drama, and it pissed me off to the point I became an active participant. Well, i've learned my lesson now; Never try to white knight for anybody. If they are being trolled then they probably deserve it. I'm sorry for being a faggot everyone. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 10:36, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== Times Square Billboard Images ==

Where on the cwcki can I view them?
[[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 19:20 30 June 2010 (UTC)
*They're here - http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/20_December_2009 [[User:Irenicus|Irenicus]] 11:13, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== Ok... ==
You know what I hate more than anything else in the world? Gary Oak. Gary motherfucking Oak and the 500 motherfucking server error. Now, I know that the people in charge probably won't listen to this suggestion. I know it'd cause a lot of trouble to actually do it. I know that there is most likely some reason why we haven't already done it. But i'm not 100% certain, so i'm gonna throw this suggestion out there in the vain hope that someone sees it and either does it or at least explains why we can't;

Why don't we move CWCki to the Hsienko servers that Asperpedia is hosted on?

Because I NEVER have any of this shit when doing stuff there. Not once. Ever. At all.

Over there, internal server errors do not exist.

Just throwing it out there. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:40, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
*Having just received the 500 error (while logging in, no less), I like this idea.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 23:20, 1 July 2010 (UTC)==
*And now the errors are getting worse. Are they trying to tell us something?-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 00:46, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
**I think today the website is just more stressed than usual. It's what motivated me to post. I was getting so fucking many on recent changes all the time. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:51, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
::*The 500 errors are becoming infuriatingly common, but I'm thinking there has to be a fix that doesn't involve moving the whole site.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:59, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

== Contact Info ==
I've got an idea that will probably elicit no reaction whatever from Chris but has to be worth a try. But he's always abandoning accounts and changing his email. Does anyone have his most up-to-date email address? Does anyone know if he still even checks it anymore? I know he said he was giving up internet, but he's still on Flipnote, so you never know. Thanks a million and Happy Canada Day! --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 19:34 1 July 2010 CEST

: chrischansonichu@aol.com is and always has been his email account. These days he barely checks it and doesn't reply to anything, so best of luck; I've been bombarding it on and off from various email accounts ever since Sydney got through, but not even a single bite. Emailing Chris at this point is like pissing into an ocean of piss. p.s if your idea is 'pretend to be Megan, pretend to be a girl interested in him, say you dug up patti,pretend you are someone impossible (such as Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)), then I can safely say it won't work. Good luck though. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:03, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

==I MAD==

Okay, so the 'fan videos' is a cool and entertaining feature that can spice up a boring video page. Like all good ideas, however, something fucktarded has to come along. In this case, I'm talking about the utterly moronic practice of inserting videos that are either unrelated to the topic at hand, not actual Chris videos, or both. I'm not going to point any fingers namely because I've been gone forever and I'm not going to search through histories. Does a video with 'hurr durr i edited clips to make chris say he's gay' belong in the middle of the [[homos]] article? Does [[Sweetheart]] need some totally fucking irrelevant mashup at the top of the page?

At best, this is a misguided attempt at transplanting in humor. At worst, it's namefaggotry. I'm going to be weeding out this crap but it would be nice if certain people actively avoided this level of dumbfuckery. Put fan videos in a segment labeled fan videos, and maybe explain how the fuck it's relevant to the article.

/rage rage rage rage --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:04, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

:Aren't we a little overzealous? Granted, some videos are useless, but '''we have a fan video template.''' Just get rid of the useless ones and fix the ones that stay. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:27, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

:*Essentially, that's what I want, for people to use the template and make sure the video is appropriate. You just said it without all my impotent NERD RAAAAAAAGE. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:31, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
::*I've seen this shit around too, didn't know it was an issue. I'll keep an eye out in case someone adds that sort of thing in from now on. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 04:40, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*I see what you're getting at. I think there are quite a few pages where there's far too many fan videos. A secondary goal of the CWCki which hasn't been quite elaborated on formally is that it should serve to preserve trolling culture and our collective trolling heritage that surrounds Chris. Personally, I think a fan video should only be included in an article if 1) it is notable in itself (see Vivian G's "DYKES DYKES CHINA," for instance) or 2) it illustrates a point clearly (can't think of a good example at the moment). In any case, it should be done sparingly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:20, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

== Why I've banned 16BitAlex ==

When I was 4 or so, I had an NES when it was still pretty new and my babysitter loved playing it. One time, my mom took away the NES from me because my babysitter was so enamored with the NES, she would forget to, you know, watch me. It's something like that.

I really didn't follow shit he did closely because Chris is enough drama to follow. 16BitAlex seemed to be causing drama that was counter productive to the CWCki's goal of documenting the life and times of Christian Weston Chandler.

It looks like he himself tried to ban himself and so I took it upon myself to do the job right for him. Alex, if you're reading this, you are free to appeal this ban. Likewise, he is free to create a new account and start life anew on the CWCki, provided he will not delve too much into his personal life and stay focused on just editing the CWCki.

I am really sick of this drama, not so much from CWCki editors but people like Clyde, and I'm afraid the only feasible solution I have was to remove Alex and in a way that was also to protect him because God damn, he is such a damn ass pie.

Now let's get back to work, people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:06, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*I officially declare the first Church of Champthom open. Praise the Lord, for we have been saved! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:12, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*I'm glad you took care of this. Really, I'm surprised why none of the other admins stepped in. I guess they just wanted to see the drama unfold. Hopefully this will ''finally'' die down. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 15:18, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*Champ, you are hot. I want you. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:33, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*Me too! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:42, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*This is a good thing. The best thing, even.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:48, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*I want to suck your big dick Champthom and have you come all over my face. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 05:13, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
*Perhaps it's that I haven't slept since Thursday afternoon, but the NES analogy is going way over my head. Still, I'm glad to see it over, even if I was a contributor. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 05:38, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:The babysitter (CWCki editors) was playing the NES (messing with Alex) instead of doing her job and watching baby Champ. (obsessively chronicling the day to day life of an autistic manchild)--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 16:37, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
*Thank GodBearJesus that crap is over.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 06:09, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
*To be honest I do think this 16BitAlex drama was creating confusion and chaos in the wiki. As much as I'd like to have trolled him, we do have to find a better place to do it. It was starting to get like an angry shouting match in broad daylight in the middle of a mall D: -- [[User:Da Nuke|Da_Nuke the Nucular Raeg Bomb]] 04:32, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:*Very apt. In any case, the point is that Alex himself didn't do anything wrong, per say, only that he was acting in a way that was disruptive as feeding trolls (which, as this wiki serves as a beautiful illustration, is something you just don't do) and I felt it was best for him and this wiki for him to be banned. Anyways, just wanted to clarify that it has nothing to do with me hating Alex or siding with people trolling him, just wanted to get this shit taken care of.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:44, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
::*Whatever your motives, we still love you just as much for actually doing it. The dude really needed to go. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:11, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

== Chris may be eligible for fraud charges ==

Greetings all. A friend of mine who used to work as paralegal in social security pointed out that Chris may be eligible for fraud charges. I don't know the exact rules myself, but it seems if you're taking the social security fund and, you are not supposed to have 'substantial assets' (that is, in excess of $2000, sans car and house). Seeing Chris' PS3 and list of purchases, he is very likely to have gone through that limit. Unless he could provide evidence that he is disabled for work, he may face up to 10 years in jail for the fraud charge.

The SSA office in charge of Virginia should be 1470 Pantops Mountain Place, Charlottesville - (434) 295-1144 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting (434) 295-1144 end_of_the_skype_highlighting (reopens on 6th of July I heard). I can't report this issue due to me not being a US citizen, so I'm just pointing a possibility here.
*For the love of GodJesus, how hard is it to sign your posts?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 04:23, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:*We've been over this. He has autism, and apparently that's good enough for the state of Virginia.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:28, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::*Also, he really is too stupid to work--he couldn't even take out the garbage at Wendy's without fucking it up.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:46, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
*Ah, I'm sorry about that, this is my first time using this function of a wiki page--[[User:Xanandar|Xanandar]] 04:53, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

'''Short answer:''' either you didn't hear your friend correctly, or he's a moron. Chris will never be pulled in on fraud charges.

'''Long answer:''' Assets that would be countable include excess real property, the fair market value of vehicles other than your primary vehicle, balances in savings accounts, excess burial plots, and revocable trusts. Legally, Chris owns very little, his parents owning all the real property (the house and land) and the accounts. Generally, items like TVs and PS3s aren't counted in the count of substantial assets, and oh god the legal shitstorm from revoking SSDI benefits because of DLC would be terrifying. Finally, the defense would have a field day with excuses on why he couldn't have understood the restriction. You might be thinking of "substantial gainful activity" ("SGA"), but that would be work which Chris.....doesn't.

Oh, and '''Supplemental Security Income =/= Social Security Disability Insurance'''. I'm fairly certain Chris receives a check from the latter, so it's more application based than needs based.

-[[User:Jump|attorney at lol]]

Sadly, I think the only thing Chris risks is a weekly follow-up with a social worker. I don't think I will see a judge punishing an autistic manchild on his first fraud offence. I am ready to bet an old 5$ that he will receive no punitive damages at all. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:15, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

== Attention all jerkops ==

Any user who interferes with [[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] is to be banned from the CWCki. This user has provided original information about Chris and Clyde has confirmed this to be a confirmed CWCSighting.

That young, 14 year old boy and his valorous usage of his Nintendo DS to attempt to capture Chris warrants special attention and no one is to interfere with him.

Questions may be directed to me on a one-on-one basis (contact info available on my user page).--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:26, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

== changes i'd like to see ==

so, i'm thinking about remaking the community portal as an actual portal. that is, a place with links to discussion areas for different topics. one of these would be about speculation, which leads me onto my next change: no more speculation in articles, unless it is ''extremely'' related. some articles have way too fucking much armchair psychology, which really has no place in the main namespace. this is an encyclopaedia of facts, not a gigantic talk page, so please confine your guesswork to either article discussion pages(if it is important to improving the article, i.e. decoding/translating chris's bullshit) or the speculation place(once it's made). please discuss how the community portal should be revamped, such as what discussion pages to create. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 09:21, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

== MIA Asperpedian ==

I wasn't sure where else to put this, but does anyone know where I can find whoever went by the name "Sans" on Asperpedia? I need to discuss something with him. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:34, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

== Is it possible to have this screen name deleted? ==

Sorry if this is the wrong place to ask, but I'd like my screen name deleted if that is possible. [[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 23:37, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

== Favorite Troll Userboxes? ==

Just a suggestion, we have Userboxes for the favorite Chandler cats, but none for one's favorite troll? I just thought it would be a good idea to put out like five for the biggest-names in CWC Trolling (Like Clyde, Jack Thaddeus, Vivitheg, Bluespike...Jimmy Hill?) [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 20:57, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
*I support this. I yearn for some way to show my infinite love of Liquid Chris. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:15, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
Ah, forgot about Liquid, but yeah, him too [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 23:32, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
:I feel Liquid would reign supreme. Still, it seems like we're missing a few; does Alec count? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:47, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
::I think Alec would count. How about Robert Simmons V or The Man in the Pickle Suit? --[[User:Paperback|Paperback]] 10:00, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
Robert I don't think really warrants his own box. He didn't do a whole lot. I'd like to get a box for Evan if we're doing one for Alec. So, the list so far is Clyde, Jack Thaddeus, Vivitheg, Bluespike, Liquid Chris, Alec, Man In The Pickle Suit, and Evan. Who would be up for making them? [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 14:47, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

== IBA fucking geneva ==

Is evading every five seconds and needs to be dealt with. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:36, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
: I have perma-banned the creep twice. Fells like a game of "Whack-A-Mole". [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:40, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:*Mighty fine work there, Griffintown.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:43, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
::*I am glad to be helpful. Besides, what is the fun in a Wiki without the odd griefer to whack around? :) [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:27, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:I'd hate to be a fag and walk into this, but I was under the impression that we had his dox, so couldn't we just toss them out? If not there's software that lets us track IP and software even when the user is hiding behind Tor so we could just get his dox if we don't have it that way.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 04:03, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
Oh god damn. The [[User:Pfaggot|name]] of his new account is harassment itself. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 06:28, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
*BTW his Juanbrujo account isn't banned yet. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 06:33, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:Yeah. Someone needs to deal with this guy. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 14:54, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
Account list:
*IBAgeneva (banned)
*JerryMathers (banned)
*Goyslayer (banned)
*Juanbrujo (banned)
*Pfaggot (banned)
*Herpdederp (banned)
*Derpaherp (banned)
*Greatjollynegro (banned)
*Uhuru (banned)
*Meenween (banned)
*Mrjoo
*Lawltiger (banned)
*Pewbmonster
[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 15:45, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

Whoever this guy is, it sounds like he's either butthurt or a newfag since he only makes the same edits over and over. He fails as a vandal. Seriously. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:04, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:You just don't know how fun this is, buddy. Also, Office Space was ok. Wasn't that great of a movie. :/ --[[User:Uhuru|Uhuru]] 17:15, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
::It's fine we can just drop your dox and we'll see if you still think it's fun then. You know Tor doesn't hide your actual IP when you use these sites, at least not when the right software's around.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 17:22, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:::That smacks of some sort of desperation. First of all, I get the hint you are talking out your ass. Second, u mad? --[[User:Mrjoo|Mrjoo]] 19:04, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
* Actually no, whenever you use Scripts/Flash Tor won't hide your IP, and there are several commercial programs that can track based on that. Try to figure out how your parachute works before you use it Here's a hint: the boxes that enable flash and Java, leave them off. Of course you can't edit if they are off... -[[User:Kei|Kei]] 20:48, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:You threaten me with dox and you only follow up with an explanation of how you could possibly find my IP address. You kind of fail at being an internet tough guy.--[[User:Pewbmonster|Pewbmonster]] 20:53, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
::people are not acting like an inetrnet though guy, because your retarded fagottry is just annoying instead of infuriating. and dammit choose less retarded sockpuppets, because seriously "pewbmonster"? what are you? 13?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 20:57, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Cool story bro. I can't account for how old I am but I know [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LU0Q6ONMQY Pfargtl9000] is a little kid. --[[User:Niggomalema|Niggomalema]] 21:17, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:::I never threatened, I just said that it's going to happen: it's not just "possibly" find, you've left a big gap and anyone reaasonably skilled and with the software can exploit that. You aren't invisible and there's no reason to why the management wouldn't crank up the rapemachine if you keep trying to act like a big bad troll. You obviously don't know how to vandalize a site, try to know what you're doing before getting smug.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 21:22, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
::::Hey you might want to shorten your post because I don't feel like reading all that. I mean if your full of hot air just say it. I just am not going to bother with your little screeds. --[[User:Niggomalema|Niggomalema]] 21:30, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
::::: Here's the shorter version: Your dox will be posted. and PS: YOu called Pfargt a little kid, but that little kid has shown more maturity than you ever will. you're a lost case.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:33, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::: Sounds like an empty threat, brah. Your IP is 74.72.170.166. It isn't that big of a deal, is it? --[[User:Loldongs|Loldongs]] 00:13, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

[http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Pfargtl9000&oldid=103044 Will there ever be an end to this?] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:41, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

== Game Place page vandalism ==

Some dickweed keeps editing the Game Place page to claim that someone's a sex offender. Can we ban him?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:20, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

*From the information posted, I'd say it's relevant. Why not leave it up? [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 22:56, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
**Did this guy ever interact with Chris? If the answer is no, then it's ''not'' relevant.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:57, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
**:Trombonista is completely right. I don't know how many times it has to get pointed out, but the CWCki is. About. Chris. Nobody else. If the guy's record relates to Chris or whatever, then that is relevant. Otherwise, purge with fire. The CWCki is nobody's personal army. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 00:21, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
***: Well why be so protective of a child molester? If someone plans to go that store or praise it as a result of the articles and confrontations between Snyder and Chris, why not let them know the facts about that store? The CWCki has tons of information regarding all the other institutions and establishments Chris has gone to. But I digress, this wiki isn't really meant to be taken seriously. After all, some of the articles like [[6_June_2010|this one]] are based on hearsay, conjecture, and a terrible misinterpretation of events. All of sudden, this all becomes srs bsns because the fact of a pedophile owning a store which children frequent is too much for you guys to handle. Take a chill pill. --[[User:Thoumad|Thoumad]] 00:43, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
:::*Except that the article you pointed out relates to Chris and in a big way. It is relevant. Also, the 'owner' of the shop probably almost never actually visits the store, just managing it financially, so it really doesn't matter at all. It's irrelevant to begin with, and it certainly does not relate to Chris. For instance, officer [[Bagget]]. Are his exploits outside of Chris there? No, except one thing he did, showing he's been decorated for bravery while Chris demonizes him. Because, guess what, his other exploits '''don't relate to Chris'''. If you are serious about getting the word out, go to ED. They'd love that. We don't care. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:00, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
::::* Sounds pretty defensive in response to a small fact. Why not just let it be up there as opposed to creating a massive drama the size of Chris's asshole? Besides, why would anyone take this site seriously? The staff here is pretty laughable as they overreact to small shit and threaten to dox people. It's kinda cute in a way. --[[User:Thoumad|Thoumad]] 01:10, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Judging by the number of accounts you've created and the number of vandalism attempts you made, I'd say you take this site far more seriously than any of us.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 01:14, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
*I'm kind of new here so I don't know for sure, but would it be possible to protect the page? I'm sure if something needed adding to the article one of the admins could put it in. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 01:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

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I can't help thinking how much Chris looks like Pob in this picture... [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 11:54, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

User:Lunachu

2010-07-01T18:48:37Z

Lunachu: Created page with 'Ummm... hi. ^-^ I mostly just lurk around here but thought I might as well make my page to introduce myself. I'm a real novice to wikis so any edits I make will just be minor, b…'

List of Flipnotes

2010-07-01T18:36:02Z

Lunachu: I believe he is saying he deleted the comments, not the flipnotes

In [[June 2010]], Chris found a way to put videos on the web without relying on [[YouTube]]. This, of course, did not stop the [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] from providing mirrors, nor did it stop our team of Christorians from providing transcripts and summaries.

Flipnotes are listed by date posted.

==June 2010==
[[File:FlipnoteSonichu.png|thumb|Chris's trembling first step into a bold new world of unwatchable garbage.]]
* '''Unnamed Sonichu Drawing''' ''17 [[June 2010]]'' An unmoving picture of [[Sonichu]], proving once again that Chris's "original" creation will infect every host it is presented with for the rest of Chris's life.

* '''[[UltimateNightmare]]''' ''21 [[June 2010]]'' A strange loop of a stick figure walking in place while a high-pitched tone plays in the background. According to Chris, the figure is walking at a rate of 1/8 of a millimeter per hour, when in reality it doesn't move anywhere.

* '''[[Don'tGetTrolled!]]''' ''22 [[June 2010]]'' A <s>"remix"</s> [[parody]] of another animation Chris commented on extensively. Chris adds very little to the original, scrawling in some laughable anti-troll messages, and, of course, inserting a picture of Sonichu. It has been taken down.

* '''[[HippoOnYourHead]]''' ''24 [[June 2010]]'' A bizarre short in which Chris makes a failed attempt at [[random-access humor]] by dropping a hippo on a child's head, then defacing his shattered corpse.

* '''[[RandomHumor1]]''' ''25 [[June 2010]]'' A two-part animation, in which all the dialogue is stolen directly from [[Peanuts]]. The second part has been taken down.

* '''[[RandomSong1]]''' ''27 [[June 2010]]'' A short animation of a farmer not understanding a cow. Contains yet another example of [[random-access humor]], and is therefore infuriatingly unfunny.

* '''[[Cheesy!]]''' ''27 [[June 2010]]'' A very short animation in which Chris rips off a bunch of lines from [[Wikipedia:Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends|Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends]].

* '''[[Tagged Flipnote]]''' ''27 [[June 2010]]'' Chris writes a load of nonsense about his one true love: himself. It has been taken down.

* '''[[Edit Me]]''' ''28 [[June 2010]]'' Chris demands a bunch of trolls prove their honesty by joining him in an edit meme. Ironically, the file was locked for editing. It was later taken down.

* '''[[An Ol' Classic Dream]]''' ''29 [[June 2010]]'' Chris breaks every rule Flipnote Hatena has by animating one of his sex [[dreams]]. Unsurprisingly, it was promptly taken down, and Chris tried several times to reupload it.

* '''[[For Women ONLY]]''' ''30 [[June 2010]]'' After failing to reupload ''An Ol' Classic Dream'', Chris attempts to bait every female user who has commented on his previous Flipnotes by tagging them all. But once again, this Flipnote is counter-productively locked from editing. Later taken down.

* '''[[CWC 3D Voice Check]]''' ''30 [[June 2010]]'' Chris tries his hand at 3D, as well as doing some terrible impersonations of cartoon characters he likes. It was quickly taken down.

* '''[[My apologies]]''' ''1 [[July 2010]]'' Chris reveals that he deleted and disabled comments to get rid of the trolls. Ironically taken down itself.

==See Also==
*[[Flipnote Hatena]]
*[[Youtube]]

{{Lists}}

Talk:For Women ONLY

2010-06-30T20:50:58Z

Lunachu:

{{Not A Forum}}
Ah shit here we go again.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:09, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
:It's official- FH is his new dating site. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 02:20, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
::Oh Chris, why did you have to come to Flipnote Hatena? WHY?!--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 02:40, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Can someone translate that first paragraph for the flipnote illiterate? Specifically, I have no idea what "Once again, he attempts to get others to tag in, but Chris, paragon of intelligence that he his, once again locked it." means.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 02:41, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
::::I think it means that he wants others to edit it, but made it so no one can edit it.--[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 02:46, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::Yeah. Sorry I didn't make it clearer. My bad.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 02:47, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::Dammit, a 10 year old is reporting me just for trolling. Fucking little kid Twilight fangirls... --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 02:54, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::Make new account. Continue trolling.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:04, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

:Okay. Make a bet... how long until Chris makes him disgusting sex shit for one of these "girls"? A give it a month. --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 03:30, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
::Someone just reported this. Psychidelic_Leaf, to be exact. Also, watch out, folks. The mod, Hatena, is on the loose. The fag's banned me again and banned someone called Joe Saskewan just because Nintendo sponsored means "Control all language to a G rating to keep things unrealistic" in their special language --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 03:37, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Be more creative, use Thesaurus.com to find G rated insults.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:56, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Can't go in right now. It's giving me a 403, so I don't know if it's a server error or if that Hatena bastard cockblocked me from Flipnote. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 03:58, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::Proxy and then link them to the White Knight page.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:15, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::Any proxies that work with the comments and flipnotes? I tried an online one, didn't work. Any known servers that work with this? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 04:50, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

== Female Reactions ==
If some of you guys look at the comments from the female users' who have made animations on Flipnote Studio, you'll see remarks such as ALEYNASAD saying, "What's going on? B(" Ghostrider saying, "I'm 14, I'm a teenager." Hydroleaf saying, "Sorry for being nosey, BUT WHAT IS GOING ON?!" Paramore saying, "is you want freakin love, go to match.com, NOT hatena, idiot. how desperate r u?" bRoOkE saying "How old r u Chirs? You look 30 or 90!" Kittyritis saying, "whut daeff?" SKULLCANDY saying "WhAt is this AnyWAy? -_-" and so on and so forth. It would be very great to document all these female responses on the CWCki for the use of lulz. Also, PLEASE DO NOT TROLL TO THE OTHER "ACTUAL" USERS OF FLIPNOTE HATENA. IT'S WASTEFUL TROLLING AND CREATES UNNEEDED CONFUSION TO THE ALREADY CONFUSED USERS. Instead, why don't we explain why we are trolling Chris to them, just keep the explanations G Rated. We don't want to get banned from Flipnote Hatena.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 04:54, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

== BALEET ==

Now that his inappropriate (from the point of view of someone with a working brainstem, of course) flipnotes keep getting deleted, would Chris whine (which he will inevitably do) in new ones or at last make a new YouTube video? I wouldn't be surprised if he broke his internet-exile-promise by making a new YouTube account like he did before. I'd keep an eye on that. [[User:Doctor Nuriel|Doctor Nuriel]] 19:22, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
:Was this one deleted because it was inappropriate? It seems more likely to me that Chris rage-deleted it because of the universally negative reactions from the girls he tagged.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 19:50, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
::I believe it was removed by the admins. There was a troll poster making comments that Chris was a registered sex offender. One user of flipnote hatena thanked him for the warning and said she was going to report Chris Chan to the admins, The same user also posted their own flipnote warning other users that there was a sex offender using hatena and to be careful, dropping Chris Chans name in the process. Both flipnotes were taken down 50 minutes later. I wish I had thought to save some evidence of all this, but hopefully somebody else did. Why do I have to be so Slow-In-The-Mind sometimes? Shoot me... >_< -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 20:50, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Chris and the Internet

2010-06-20T05:05:55Z

Lunachu: /* Attempts to leave the internet */ new section

The littlebigplanet post is already [[LittleBigPlanet#On costumes|here]]. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:26, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

I want to be useful. Is there any way i oculd help specially in the art department?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:21, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

I don't really think that there is much to be said about Chris and the internet. This seems like a somewhat pointless article in my opinion. Most of this is covered elsewhere, and the stuff that isn't doesn't really seem important enough for its own page. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:32, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

I don't see much point in this either, this would be a bunch of bits from the other "chris and..." pages... of course I might be wrong, and If I am, I would LOVE to be proven as such [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 05:52, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

Some examples of his bitching:

http://forums.littlebigworkshop.com/t5/PS3-Workshop/Complaints-on-the-Sonic-the-Hedgehog-and-Werehog-Costumes/m-p/239893;jsessionid=C15F46579256D040386028A0EAB09412

http://share.blog.us.playstation.com/ideas/2010/03/17/bring-on-the-past-code-only-items-please/

I think we should leave it, at least for a coherent description of his attempts to "remove myself from the internet", as (if i am not mistaken) this is the only place where they are all bunched together[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 19:48, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

I think there's some potential here, I'll see if I can't flesh this up/trim it down as it needs. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 22:57, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

== Attempts to leave the internet ==

Quote: "Nearly two weeks after his ''final'' abandonment of the internet, he was spotted at [[Fridays After Five]] playing [[Flipnote Haneta|Flipnote Studio]] on his [[Nintendo]] DSi. He soon discovered the pictures and videos of him on the internet and posted his response to it all on Flipnote Haneta the next day, saying that he wishes trolls would stop spreading his bad reputation around."

Is that right? Because I thought he was posting to that site while he was at the event not the next day. He could have been talking about past real life imagery such as the Emily Date pics. There is the possibility I'm horribly mistaken though. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 05:05, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Saddest Heart in the World

2010-06-13T10:28:00Z

Lunachu:

This is some fucked up shit.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:07, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

what's the deal with these <poem> tags? - [[User:Phlegethon|Phlegethon]] 07:09, 13 June 2010 (UTC)
: Ouch. When CWCki was on 110mb, we had an extension that allowed poetry to be formatted easily. Apparently, it was not installed on the new host... --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 08:11, 13 June 2010 (UTC)

Vogon poetry has nothing on Chris. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 10:28, 13 June 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-06-11T12:36:28Z

Lunachu:

Talk:Chris and religion

2010-04-23T18:35:05Z

Lunachu: Typo ;_;

==To do==
*Chris's warped version of Christianity (homosexuality = bad, lesbianism = good, sex before marriage = okay).
*his twisted double standard of morality (anyone else lies = "vicious lies and slander", Chris outright lies = "half-truths"; also how Adam Stackhouse cheating = bad, Chris cheating = okay).
*God's influence on his dreams
*how Chris is guilty of all seven deadly sins

==God is a Troll==

If we assume God exists and it was God who talked to Chris could it be argued that God is trolling chris as well?

==Split==
I'll entertain the motion of splitting off GodJesus into its own page, since Chris has invoked God specifically in much of his work, which can be considered a separate thing to how Chris views religion, in addition to GodJesus being in the comic and a popular meme amongst trolls. We can document all the times Chris has invoked GodJesus in various media.

Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:07, 2 September 2009 (CEST)

I guess go on. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 11:11, 3 September 2009 (CEST)

That could actually be really funny, thinking about it. Go for it! --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 18:36, 30 October 2009 (CET)

Sounds like a good plan. --[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 23:55, 3 December 2009 (CET)

==The Seven Deadly Sins==
The seven deadly sins aren't really 7 specific sins so much as seven categories that cover all sins. In other words, every wrongdoing is motivated, in one way or another By Greed, Sloth, Lust, Pride, Wrath, Gluttony, or Envy. So whether it's lying to save face (pride) raging against guys with girlfriends (Wrath, Lust, Envy) or basically anything else Chris does at all, it all goes back to one of the deadly sins.

That said, I doubt there's any need to actually include that in the article. Making this whole paragraph moot, I guess. whatever.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:38, 15 October 2009 (CEST)

:Apparently someone doesn't like the Seven Deadly sins portion of this page much at all. Does the article really need it? I mean, all it does it repeat the point that Chris wallows in wrongdoing. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:20, 19 November 2009 (CET)

===10 Commandments===
Now that's better. I'm half-tempted to delete the 7 deadly sins part completely now that we have this. To whoever wrote it, you're awesome. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:28, 11 December 2009 (CET)

Thanks. :^D [[User:Tyranogre|Tyranogre]] 06:04, 11 December 2009 (CET)

In the "Honor thy father and thy mother": part of the 10 Commandments it says that Chris called his father a bastard once and links to "Bob Walks In Aftermath". Having read it though it sounds to me like he could have been calling the troll a bastard and not his father. Any thoughts? [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 19:32, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

==Possession?==

christfag here i believe chris might be possessed or demonically oppressed having cast demons out of people before he acts very similar to them [[User:Ultrajinx|ultrajinx]] 17:31, 20 November 2009 (CET)

of course if this is true and if some one at his church has half a brain and recognizes this expect the saga to be over very quickly
(this is just a theory after all) [[User:Ultrajinx|ultrajinx]] 17:36, 20 November 2009 (CET)

:I'm also a Christian, but I really don't think there's much evidence here for demonic possession. Chris strikes me as just a terrible person on the whole, not a terrible person the devil is controlling.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:56, 20 November 2009 (CET)

::The devil is wasting his time if he's controlling Chris. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 18:54, 20 November 2009 (CET)

but if he is truly born again then he can't be possessed only oppressed [[User:Ultrajinx|ultrajinx]] 15:32, 21 November 2009 (CET)

the only reason i started thinking about this was when in one of the many chats he mentions how he hears things like "chris is gay" [[User:Ultrajinx|ultrajinx]] 04:16, 22 November 2009 (CET)

==Other Religions?==

Should we document Chris's opinions on religions other than his own? Unfortunately, there's not much to go by, save a few Mumble chats and recent mailbag responses, but he seems tolerant of other people's beliefs (although this could be attributed to his willing ignorance of everything outside Virginia). --[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 00:00, 4 December 2009 (CET)

Thanks, Dkaien. --[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 21:35, 4 December 2009 (CET)
:*That's definitely going to be hard since Chris is unfamiliar with any non-Christian religion. Hell, he doesn't really know the difference between Catholics and Protestants. {{unsigned|AntonImausMk2}}

Chris said in [[Mailbag 21#In which Chris receives a letter from the son of God|the mailbag]] that he agrees with all of Fred Nile's views, and Fred Nile is apparently quite anti-Muslim. Make of that what you will. --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 07:51, 21 December 2009 (CET)

== Source? ==

Has Chris ever actually been asked why he believes that there is pain and suffering if there is a loving God? The page suggests he has, but I can't find any source for it. --[[User:Mekka|Mekka]] 03:22, 15 December 2009 (CET)

== Reincarnation ==

[[Mailbag 21#Chris gets a call from the doctor|Right here]].

Chris's religion is now basically just a mishmash of every faith he's ever heard of, with a good helping of shit he just plain made up.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:20, 21 December 2009 (CET)

== Afterlife ==

So I wrote a little bit about Chris's stance on the hereafter, and how it really doesn't have anything in common with Christianity. I just kinda tacked it onto the end of GodJesus, because I couldn't really think of anywhere else it would fit properly.

Pretty much the entire idea of Christianity is that Jesus saves, and that it's impossible to save ourselves no matter how many good deeds we do. It's weird, considering he bases so much of his identity on it, but Chris really isn't a Christian at all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 08:26, 3 January 2010 (CET)

I think it's possible that he actually doesn't give a damn about Christianity; and that he follows it for his own personal gain. If he ignores most of what Christians believe, and how he's selfish as fuck when it comes to referencing GODJEBUS (Like that time he mentioned how God would send the trolls to hell if they didn't listen to him, for example) then I would assume that Chris really doesn't care much

== Issue 10 page 48 ==

So, we have a hedgehog kneeling in prayer before some sort of altar, a stone rolling away from a tomb by itself, and hyper Sonichu, in a church window, assuming the pose Christ had when he died on the cross. Chris just made Jesus Christ an orange Homophobic hedgehog. I'll try and add this to the main article when I'm done raging, because honestly, this is blasphemy on levels I didn't think Chris was capable of.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:53, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
*I just saw this and... like they say: you think you've seen Chris hit the lowest, then he ends up outdoing himself.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:11, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
** The worst part is that that page is stained with something-or-other. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:08, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
** I added a bit about Sonichu's apparent new Messianic role, feel free to add/edit/delete if you think it sucks, as up to this point my edits have been mostly minor typo corrections [[User:Magic8Ball|Magic8Ball]] 12:02, 19 January 2010 (UTC)
***You done good Magic8Ball. You done good.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:08, 23 January 2010 (UTC)

== Satanism Comparison? ==

Or would Chris the Shaman cover most of the satanic-like things he's done, especially that fucked up attempt to brainwash us into hating Asperchu instead of Sonichu? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 00:51, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Please remember that we are talking about Chris here. He's pulling tons of stuff out without a hint of afterthought. At worst, he will ask pardon to GosJesus and everything will be well since he's forgiven. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 01:19, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
:::I think Chris the shaman covers it well enough. Also, the whole Backmasking thing was really more of a failed attempt at a subliminal message than a cry to Satan.
:::Of course, we should still call it a satanic message because that's funnier.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:15, 23 January 2010 (UTC)

==Works or Faith==

To be accurate, the Bible is pretty contradictory on faith saving you alone or the works saving you, and many Christians believe the concept of faith alone to be Satanic. So maybe the Christians Chris is around believe that. [[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 22:35, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

==The phrase "GodJesus"==

Is [[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions|this]] the only time Chris has used it? Was it a one-off like [[niggo]] or [[pedofork]]?{{unsigned|Liquid!}}
*1) please sign your comments (it's four ~ in a row), 2) lots of things Chris says are one off, but they stick to trolls because they find them amusing. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:32, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

== [[The Simpsons]] ==
An odd little coincidence here; I was watching a Simpsons haloween special recently. They're called Treehouse of Horror episodes. They do these non canonical horror stories. Theres one in particular that sees homer killing celebrities for money from advertisement firms. It makes more sense in context. Well it ends with the celebrities coming down from heaven and trying to kill Homer, and before they kill himm he asks what the one true faith is, to which Krusty the Klown replies 'Its a combination of [[Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha|Voodoo]] and Methodist.' Worth mentioning or not? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:45, 9 March 2010 (UTC)
:* I think it's pure coincidence. I have yet heard Chris call himself a Methodism or any relation with Voodoo. If he mention it in the future, the comment would be added. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 18:19, 9 March 2010 (UTC)
::*His current church is Methodist. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 19:44, 9 March 2010 (UTC)
:::* Good, we are half-way there. At the second he mention Voodoo, the info will fit in the article. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:50, 9 March 2010 (UTC)
::::*[[Chris_and_religion#Chris_the_Shaman|"Despite his professed Christianity, Chris's beliefs and behaviors almost tend towards a sort of shamanistic mindset, where God is a force to be controlled; and the universe can be influenced by various mystic rituals."]] --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 20:06, 9 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::* Nice link but as long as Chris don't use the term "VooDoo" or make a direct allusion to the said scene, there's no ground to add it on the article. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 20:12, 9 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Chris and religion

2010-04-23T18:33:09Z

Lunachu:

==To do==
*Chris's warped version of Christianity (homosexuality = bad, lesbianism = good, sex before marriage = okay).
*his twisted double standard of morality (anyone else lies = "vicious lies and slander", Chris outright lies = "half-truths"; also how Adam Stackhouse cheating = bad, Chris cheating = okay).
*God's influence on his dreams
*how Chris is guilty of all seven deadly sins

==God is a Troll==

If we assume God exists and it was God who talked to Chris could it be argued that God is trolling chris as well?

==Split==
I'll entertain the motion of splitting off GodJesus into its own page, since Chris has invoked God specifically in much of his work, which can be considered a separate thing to how Chris views religion, in addition to GodJesus being in the comic and a popular meme amongst trolls. We can document all the times Chris has invoked GodJesus in various media.

Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:07, 2 September 2009 (CEST)

I guess go on. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 11:11, 3 September 2009 (CEST)

That could actually be really funny, thinking about it. Go for it! --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 18:36, 30 October 2009 (CET)

Sounds like a good plan. --[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 23:55, 3 December 2009 (CET)

==The Seven Deadly Sins==
The seven deadly sins aren't really 7 specific sins so much as seven categories that cover all sins. In other words, every wrongdoing is motivated, in one way or another By Greed, Sloth, Lust, Pride, Wrath, Gluttony, or Envy. So whether it's lying to save face (pride) raging against guys with girlfriends (Wrath, Lust, Envy) or basically anything else Chris does at all, it all goes back to one of the deadly sins.

That said, I doubt there's any need to actually include that in the article. Making this whole paragraph moot, I guess. whatever.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:38, 15 October 2009 (CEST)

:Apparently someone doesn't like the Seven Deadly sins portion of this page much at all. Does the article really need it? I mean, all it does it repeat the point that Chris wallows in wrongdoing. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:20, 19 November 2009 (CET)

===10 Commandments===
Now that's better. I'm half-tempted to delete the 7 deadly sins part completely now that we have this. To whoever wrote it, you're awesome. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:28, 11 December 2009 (CET)

Thanks. :^D [[User:Tyranogre|Tyranogre]] 06:04, 11 December 2009 (CET)

In the "Honor thy father and thy mother": part of the 10 Commandments is says that Chris called his father a bastard once and links to "Bob Walks In Aftermath". Having read it though it sounds to me like he could have been calling the troll a bastard and not his father. Any thoughts? [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 19:32, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

==Possession?==

christfag here i believe chris might be possessed or demonically oppressed having cast demons out of people before he acts very similar to them [[User:Ultrajinx|ultrajinx]] 17:31, 20 November 2009 (CET)

of course if this is true and if some one at his church has half a brain and recognizes this expect the saga to be over very quickly
(this is just a theory after all) [[User:Ultrajinx|ultrajinx]] 17:36, 20 November 2009 (CET)

:I'm also a Christian, but I really don't think there's much evidence here for demonic possession. Chris strikes me as just a terrible person on the whole, not a terrible person the devil is controlling.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:56, 20 November 2009 (CET)

::The devil is wasting his time if he's controlling Chris. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 18:54, 20 November 2009 (CET)

but if he is truly born again then he can't be possessed only oppressed [[User:Ultrajinx|ultrajinx]] 15:32, 21 November 2009 (CET)

the only reason i started thinking about this was when in one of the many chats he mentions how he hears things like "chris is gay" [[User:Ultrajinx|ultrajinx]] 04:16, 22 November 2009 (CET)

==Other Religions?==

Should we document Chris's opinions on religions other than his own? Unfortunately, there's not much to go by, save a few Mumble chats and recent mailbag responses, but he seems tolerant of other people's beliefs (although this could be attributed to his willing ignorance of everything outside Virginia). --[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 00:00, 4 December 2009 (CET)

Thanks, Dkaien. --[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 21:35, 4 December 2009 (CET)
:*That's definitely going to be hard since Chris is unfamiliar with any non-Christian religion. Hell, he doesn't really know the difference between Catholics and Protestants. {{unsigned|AntonImausMk2}}

Chris said in [[Mailbag 21#In which Chris receives a letter from the son of God|the mailbag]] that he agrees with all of Fred Nile's views, and Fred Nile is apparently quite anti-Muslim. Make of that what you will. --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 07:51, 21 December 2009 (CET)

== Source? ==

Has Chris ever actually been asked why he believes that there is pain and suffering if there is a loving God? The page suggests he has, but I can't find any source for it. --[[User:Mekka|Mekka]] 03:22, 15 December 2009 (CET)

== Reincarnation ==

[[Mailbag 21#Chris gets a call from the doctor|Right here]].

Chris's religion is now basically just a mishmash of every faith he's ever heard of, with a good helping of shit he just plain made up.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:20, 21 December 2009 (CET)

== Afterlife ==

So I wrote a little bit about Chris's stance on the hereafter, and how it really doesn't have anything in common with Christianity. I just kinda tacked it onto the end of GodJesus, because I couldn't really think of anywhere else it would fit properly.

Pretty much the entire idea of Christianity is that Jesus saves, and that it's impossible to save ourselves no matter how many good deeds we do. It's weird, considering he bases so much of his identity on it, but Chris really isn't a Christian at all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 08:26, 3 January 2010 (CET)

I think it's possible that he actually doesn't give a damn about Christianity; and that he follows it for his own personal gain. If he ignores most of what Christians believe, and how he's selfish as fuck when it comes to referencing GODJEBUS (Like that time he mentioned how God would send the trolls to hell if they didn't listen to him, for example) then I would assume that Chris really doesn't care much

== Issue 10 page 48 ==

So, we have a hedgehog kneeling in prayer before some sort of altar, a stone rolling away from a tomb by itself, and hyper Sonichu, in a church window, assuming the pose Christ had when he died on the cross. Chris just made Jesus Christ an orange Homophobic hedgehog. I'll try and add this to the main article when I'm done raging, because honestly, this is blasphemy on levels I didn't think Chris was capable of.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:53, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
*I just saw this and... like they say: you think you've seen Chris hit the lowest, then he ends up outdoing himself.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:11, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
** The worst part is that that page is stained with something-or-other. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:08, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
** I added a bit about Sonichu's apparent new Messianic role, feel free to add/edit/delete if you think it sucks, as up to this point my edits have been mostly minor typo corrections [[User:Magic8Ball|Magic8Ball]] 12:02, 19 January 2010 (UTC)
***You done good Magic8Ball. You done good.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:08, 23 January 2010 (UTC)

== Satanism Comparison? ==

Or would Chris the Shaman cover most of the satanic-like things he's done, especially that fucked up attempt to brainwash us into hating Asperchu instead of Sonichu? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 00:51, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Please remember that we are talking about Chris here. He's pulling tons of stuff out without a hint of afterthought. At worst, he will ask pardon to GosJesus and everything will be well since he's forgiven. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 01:19, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
:::I think Chris the shaman covers it well enough. Also, the whole Backmasking thing was really more of a failed attempt at a subliminal message than a cry to Satan.
:::Of course, we should still call it a satanic message because that's funnier.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:15, 23 January 2010 (UTC)

==Works or Faith==

To be accurate, the Bible is pretty contradictory on faith saving you alone or the works saving you, and many Christians believe the concept of faith alone to be Satanic. So maybe the Christians Chris is around believe that. [[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 22:35, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

==The phrase "GodJesus"==

Is [[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions|this]] the only time Chris has used it? Was it a one-off like [[niggo]] or [[pedofork]]?{{unsigned|Liquid!}}
*1) please sign your comments (it's four ~ in a row), 2) lots of things Chris says are one off, but they stick to trolls because they find them amusing. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:32, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

== [[The Simpsons]] ==
An odd little coincidence here; I was watching a Simpsons haloween special recently. They're called Treehouse of Horror episodes. They do these non canonical horror stories. Theres one in particular that sees homer killing celebrities for money from advertisement firms. It makes more sense in context. Well it ends with the celebrities coming down from heaven and trying to kill Homer, and before they kill himm he asks what the one true faith is, to which Krusty the Klown replies 'Its a combination of [[Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha|Voodoo]] and Methodist.' Worth mentioning or not? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:45, 9 March 2010 (UTC)
:* I think it's pure coincidence. I have yet heard Chris call himself a Methodism or any relation with Voodoo. If he mention it in the future, the comment would be added. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 18:19, 9 March 2010 (UTC)
::*His current church is Methodist. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 19:44, 9 March 2010 (UTC)
:::* Good, we are half-way there. At the second he mention Voodoo, the info will fit in the article. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:50, 9 March 2010 (UTC)
::::*[[Chris_and_religion#Chris_the_Shaman|"Despite his professed Christianity, Chris's beliefs and behaviors almost tend towards a sort of shamanistic mindset, where God is a force to be controlled; and the universe can be influenced by various mystic rituals."]] --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 20:06, 9 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::* Nice link but as long as Chris don't use the term "VooDoo" or make a direct allusion to the said scene, there's no ground to add it on the article. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 20:12, 9 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless

2010-04-23T05:28:37Z

Lunachu:

I'm unfamiliar with the template and general style for describing videos, but just a heads up that I'm trying my hand at transcribing this monstrosity now since I have too much free time these days. Here goes nothing. [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 05:24, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

I have this one downloaded, just incase. [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 05:26, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Chris and sex

2010-04-07T18:19:35Z

Lunachu: /* Chris and Incest */

Actually, so far so good, but I'm wondering - should we include Chris's views on women in a separate article (like how they're "so sweet" and such) or should we include it here? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 28 January 2009 (CET)

It could go under "Knowledge of Sex and Gender." It'd only be a paragraph or so.~[[User:gourmetpickle]]

"he didn't understand sex until watch softcore porn on HBO around age 16)" < Fixed it to "he didn't understand sex until he watched softcore porn on HBO around age 16)". Was a glaring error; Though it was understandable to read through. [[User:IJustDontCareAnymore|IJustDontCareAnymore]] 00:13, 18 April 2009 (CEST)

I added the asexuality section to here, I totally forgot about this article when I originally wrote it. -- [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 09:13, 6 August 2009 (CEST)
:While I don't subscribe to the idea he's asexual, you present a great case for the idea. Personally, I'm of the belief Chris has the mentality of a spoiled 9-year-old who wants to play with his toys and video games 24/7, but who also wants in on the fun parts of being "grown up" without really understanding their implications. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 10:06, 8 August 2009 (CEST)

Is that conversation between Chris and Panda about her getting raped recorded somewhere? That is fucking beyond belief and I need to see it. [[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 21:04, 18 August 2009 (CEST)

== Chris and Incest ==

Shouldn't there be a section on this page that displays Chris' thoughts on incest? As I recall, Chris and a troll talked about it back a long time ago in one of the earliest Mumble chats. Let's also not forget what was implied between Sonichu and Rosechu in episode 9 of the audiobooks. What do you think? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 12:39. 29 September 2009

I think your furriness masks your intelligence, kid. Good Idea.--[[User:Jump|Jump]] 20:51, 29 September 2009 (CEST)

''I don't know why Sonichu and Rosechu's children haven't Evolved yet. I make sure Sonichu and Rosechu have Good, Straight '''Incest''' with their children on a Regular Basis, which SHOULD raise their Friendship Level significantly! '''Why wouldn't anyone want to have Sex'''?! I don't understand, but hopefully they will Evolve Soon.'' This is from the last letter on [[Mailbag 58]]. Now that's just sick, man. --[[User:OverTheRainbow|OverTheRainbow]] 17:53, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

I'm not sure if that answer was genuinely from Chris or not, could it have been from when Cwcipedia was vandilized? Or is I being naive?--[[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 19:18, 7 April 2010

==Rape split==
Given the stuff about Panda particularly and the fact that rape is a frequent thing when it comes to Chris, anyone think that perhaps the rape section could be split off into its own article? Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:01, 3 October 2009 (CEST)
* Sounds like a good idea to me. A ''lot'' could be written about that subject.

It'll probably be the creepiest article on this site, though. *shudder* --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 08:11, 3 October 2009 (CEST)

==Prostitution quote==
Where did the quote from the prostitution thing come from? that seems like a conversation or e-mail worth reading.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:44, 24 November 2009 (CET)

==Chris's penis==
Could someone find a pic of a seven inch erect penis in flaccid state, to compare to Chris's flaccid penis? The one from the shower vid definitely can't be seven inches, because it's about the same size as mine and I'm sure as hell not seven inches. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:58, 30 November 2009 (CET)

Turgid size doesn't always correlate perfectly with flaccid size. [[User:Kajillion|Kajillion]] 06:26, 17 December 2009 (CET)

Another point; Chris's obesity is not helping his manhood's size. The layers of fat around the base of his penis might artificially shrinks it. Besides, I wonder why we are talking about this. Chris got the habit to make false claims. In fact, I took the time to download and watch his "Mass-Debate" videos and I refuse to believe that his unit measure seven inches. He might make the number by adding his scrotum but I bet he's not longer than five. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:44, 17 December 2009 (CET)

Speaking of which, would it be possible to move that lower in the page, maybe put it under a spoiler tag? I and maybe a few others would rather not be scarred for life any further by it showing up the first second we glance our eyes onto the page. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 22:26, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
* A sign warning you of really nasty shit like this would be okay, too. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 22:28, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

==Coping Methods==
Would anyone happen to exactly know how Chris's coping methods are unhealthy? I kind of know about the sex change, but what about his other methods? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 21:10, 14 March 2009 (GMT)

*They're explained pretty well here. He wants to, at least mentally, punish himself for having homoerotic thoughts. He wants to ban gay people from reality so that he never has to have those thoughts again. He's so convinced, for whatever reason, that homosexuality is just plain wrong, that he can't even allow himself to have these thoughts, let alone accept them. It's no healthier than reparative therapy is. also why does your sig say it's March? --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 05:25, 9 December 2009 (CET)
**This goes beyond homosexuality. Chris is taking great length to not mention anything remotely sexualized. His use of the terms "Pickle", "China" "Mass Debating" and "Hanky-Panky" instead of the proper terms for genitals, masturbation and sexual relations shows us what kind of cluster-fuck Chris's psyche really is. He's still in the stage where using or not using a "Magical Mantra" can give you free stuff and avoid taking responsibilities. Quite immature but oh-so autistic if you ask me. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:07, 28 December 2009 (CET)

==Common Questions==
*A while back Chris said his favorite porn actresses were Jenna Jameson, Carmen Luvana, and Daisy Marie. I was hoping he would have a weirder taste, but is there any way we can use this information? [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 08:46, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
:*You can just slap it in the article. (I.E. "At one time, Chris admitted that his favorite porn actresses were Jenna Jameson, Carmen Luvana, and Daisy Marie.")

==Knowledge of Anatomy==
The anatomy of Rosechu shows that Chris knows very little about female anatomy. However since this article is long should it be a new article? Chris and female anatomy or something? --[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 22:17, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

Talk:03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV

2010-03-21T20:02:08Z

Lunachu: /* Leaving the internet? Oh lawd. */

Fuck yeah. Also, someone else can transcribe this one: I transcribe too many of them and this one is particularly sad. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 19:42, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

I'll get this one done. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 19:44, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== Leaving the internet? Oh lawd. ==

This is yet another empty promise that he won't keep. Anyone agree with me on this? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:56, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

I doubt he'll stay out of the internet for long, but this video shows too much hypocrisy, and how smug and full of himself Chris can be, and shows, that the only thing he learned was to gtfo of the internet when everything went for the worst, and it took him 3 years.But in the case he really left; What direction will the CWCki take now? will it simply wait for the trolls to lure Chris back in the internet?.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 19:59, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

*I'll give him two weeks at the maximum. Maybe three. [[User:Orly444|Orly444]] 20:00, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

- Totally agree, without the attention he will shrivel up and die. And we all know how well he has kept previous promises. --[[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 20:00, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV

2010-03-21T20:01:53Z

Lunachu: /* Leaving the internet? Oh lawd. */

Fuck yeah. Also, someone else can transcribe this one: I transcribe too many of them and this one is particularly sad. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 19:42, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

I'll get this one done. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 19:44, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== Leaving the internet? Oh lawd. ==

This is yet another empty promise that he won't keep. Anyone agree with me on this? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:56, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

I doubt he'll stay out of the internet for long, but this video shows too much hypocrisy, and how smug and full of himself Chris can be, and shows, that the only thing he learned was to gtfo of the internet when everything went for the worst, and it took him 3 years.But in the case he really left; What direction will the CWCki take now? will it simply wait for the trolls to lure Chris back in the internet?.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 19:59, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

*I'll give him two weeks at the maximum. Maybe three. [[User:Orly444|Orly444]] 20:00, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

* Totally agree, without the attention he will shrivel up and die. And we all know how well he has kept previous promises. --[[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 20:00, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV

2010-03-21T20:01:18Z

Lunachu: /* Leaving the internet? Oh lawd. */

Love Quest

2010-03-09T06:45:02Z

Lunachu: /* Future */

[[Image:Chris-Chan Warrior of Love.jpg|thumb|How Chris views himself.]]

{{quote|I DO NOT KNOW WHY I would expect ANY woman to be Attracted to me...|Chris, in a [[White knight e-mails#September 2008 — Chris denies being fat and sexist|sudden moment of clarity.]]}}

{{quote|I DO NOT KNOW WHY I would expect ANY woman to be Attracted to me, IN PUBLIC, except for the fact that [[Lies|I]] [[Chris and Reality|am]] [[Obesity|Handsome]]| You know what? Fuck it.}}

The '''Love Quest''' (or '''Sweetheart Search''') is the ongoing, real life saga of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] to obtain a girlfriend. The stated purpose of the Love Quest (or "[[sweetheart]] search") is to meet the person who will be his true love and will solve all his problems and give birth to his children. However, Chris believes all of this will be assured upon his first successful sexual intercourse with a woman, and so for all practical purposes the true goal is to [[Fuck Quest|lose his virginity]].

Chris is known to have had crushes on girls prior to [[2002]], but the Love Quest represents a focused effort to do everything in his power to achieve romantic fulfillment. He has often linked the Love Quest with what he claims to be visions from [[GodJesus]] commanding him to father [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|a daughter]], as well as his desire to prove that he is straight; at times these seem to be the only actual reasons Chris wants a lover.

==Origins==
===Background===
[[Image:104-GirlfriendAttract.jpg|thumb|right|Spell cards don't work IRL, Chris.]]

The catalyst for the Love Quest was Christian's encounter with [[Sarah Hammer]] during his move back to [[Ruckersville]], and enrollment at the [[Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College|Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. This occurred somewhere between June 2000 and October 2003.

Sarah is presumably the first woman to tell the ever-naïve Christian, "[[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl|I have a boyfriend]]." Chris unexpectedly learned that his childhood [[gal pal]] was romantically involved with [[Wes Iseli]].<ref>[[Story_of_My_Current_Days]]</ref> Upon making this discovery, he quickly developed an intense jealousy of Wes and resentment towards him that would set his state of mind for the impending Quest.

Throughout [[2003]] Chris passively expressed his mix of longing and disappointment by way of [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]] and [[BFF's (Best Friends Forever)]]. It is clear that Chris had at some point decided Sarah was supposed to be his soulmate, although perhaps not until he learned she was unavailable, and had difficulty accepting that this would not be a possibility. In 2005, following Sarah's breakup with Wes and hookup with [[William Spicer]], he dealt with the situation more openly and publicly in [[Sonichu 2]]. (This acceptance perhaps stemmed from his turn to a new object of infatuation - see the Megan section below.)

===Epiphany===
According to Chris, the genesis of the Love Quest was on his twenty-first birthday, 24 [[February 2003]].<ref>Chris misspoke the year as 2002 in [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007|this video]], but he has consistently referenced his 21st birthday, which was in 2003.</ref> On this date, he was kicked out of his [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]] English class after a dispute with his teacher. (In his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Start_of_my_Sweetheart_Search|Wikipedia biography]], Chris claimed the teacher ejected him simply on account of his autism, but on his date with [[Emily]], he admitted that autism had nothing to do with it - he was in fact kicked out for delivering an angry tirade about [[homos]].) While waiting for his next class, Chris sat and cried his eyes out, realizing there was no one to comfort him like when he cried at his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|graduation]]. Shortly thereafter he resolved that he needed a girlfriend.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Start of my Sweetheart Search]]</ref>

Presumably the connection between these events is that Chris felt hurt and ostracized by his punishment, leading him to recognize his need for someone who would appreciate him unconditionally. However, Chris further states that the Love Quest ''officially'' began in August 2003<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]</ref>, suggesting that he waited six months to actually execute his plans out of sheer laziness.

===The Salad Days===
At some point early on in the Quest, Chris developed an intense, socially crippling [[Noviophobia|fear]] that all women have boyfriends. Since his [[autism]] causes him to approach social tasks in the bluntest manner possible, it can be assumed that his initial approach was to walk up to women cold and frankly ask if they would go out with him. It may be further inferred that Chris's unrelenting persistence made it extremely difficult for a woman he liked to get rid of him, short of claiming to have a boyfriend. In any case, Chris quickly lost nearly all of his confidence in talking to women and developed an irrational hatred of boyfriends, or "[[JERKS]]" (i.e., all men everywhere except himself and his [[Bob Chandler|father]]). Since this time, he has always specified that his potential girlfriend must be a [[Boyfriend-free girl]] (sometimes "single, boyfriend-free girl"), as if this were not already obvious.

==Conflicts with Mary Lee Walsh==
[[Image:136-LoveSearchItems.jpg|thumb|Miscellaneous items used during the Love Quest. Or as the Commonwealth of Virginia will eventually call it, Exhibit A.]]
[[Image:134-cwcsonstecrdgirlbck.jpg|thumb|Back of a ''Sonichu'' Business Card]]

{{main|Mary Lee Walsh}}

By [[October 2003]], Chris had put into practice what was "the only sensible idea I could come up with that was inexpensive": sitting on the [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] campus holding a sign that read 'I am a 21-Year Old Male, seeking an 18-21-Year Old Single Female Companion.'" This would be the first of many versions of the [[Attraction Sign]], a vital tool in the Love Quest for several years to come.

Sometime during October, the school's Dean of Student Services, [[Mary Lee Walsh]], confronted Chris and confiscated his sign. According to Chris's recollection of the event:

{{quote|Then in Mid-October, the Quote/Unquote "Dean of Student Services", Mary Lee Walsh, approached me and pulled my sign away from me and told me, "You're NOT ALLOWED TO FIND TRUE LOVE HERE." [[Heart level|MY HEART WAS SHATTERED]] that very moment.|CWC's [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|Wikipedia biography]], 03 May 2009}}

What is far more likely to have occurred is this: Walsh probably decided Chris was making a nuisance of himself and asked him what he thought he was doing; Chris probably delivered a big confusing monologue (possibly with a song and dance) about seeking true love; and Walsh then likely dismissed the substance of Chris's response with "You can't do that here." Walsh's point of contention was undoubtedly just the sign, but over the years Chris has demonized her into a brutal harpy whose sole mission in life is to cockblock him.

Undaunted, Chris simply made a new sign, and a few weeks later Walsh confronted him again. In late [[January 2004]], Chris revised his strategy, leaving copies of the [[Sonichu's News Dash!]] newsletter strewn about the campus, each one containing a single "personals ad" about himself. By [[February 2004|February]], Walsh had cracked down on Chris again, banning distribution of the News Dash.<ref>[[CWC's Diary]], [[February 2004|February 9, 2004]]</ref> In Chris's own words:

{{quote|Then that B-Dog ripped up my notes and all, dragged me to her quarters and talked down to me very RUDELY AND HOARSELY. I reacted with [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|my own attack]] that she had been asking for the whole time. I was kicked out of PVCC for a year, and I had to take an anger management course and see a [[Chris and psychology|psychiatrist]] for a while.|CWC's [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|Wikipedia biography]], 03 [[May 2009]]}}

The extent of the "attack" Chris made against Walsh, whether it was physical or just a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha, is unknown, although it would have had to have been something pretty serious to get him suspended from PVCC ''and'' forced to undergo counseling. The timing of the incident is also unclear, since Chris has cited 16 [[September 2004]] as the date of his suspension.<ref>[[CWC's Diary]], September 16, 2004</ref>

==Conflicts with Jerkops==

By [[August 2004]], Chris had expanded his quest to other [[Attraction Location]]s besides PVCC, such as [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]]. It was here that he attempted a new tactic, inspired by ''[[Excel Saga]]'': laying a [[Red String of Fate]] across the mall floor. This inevitably led to a confrontation with mall security, making this Chris's first recorded encounter with the [[Jerkops]].<ref>[[CWC's Diary]], August 2004</ref>

By [[September 2004|September]] Chris had somehow learned that loitering in public places with a sign advertising his services as a boyfriend made it look like he was "trying to sell myself like a new car," but he still managed to miss the point and believe this was something he could work to his advantage. He continued to have confrontations with mall security until 11 September 2004, when he was arrested, handcuffed, and forbidden from entering the mall without one of his parents. With both of his Attraction Locations denied to him, Chris became more lonely and depressed than usual. In his diary he expressed an interest in asking "Santa Clause" for a girlfriend. He may have been serious.<ref>[[CWC's Diary]], September 2004</ref>

==Anna McLerran==

{{main|The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer}}

At some point in 2004 Chris had expanded his activities in the mall, including:

* Pacing around a lot, playing videos on his Game Boy Advance
* Shouting at walls, or "singing random songs from memory now and then"

He was apparently infamous to [[Anna McLerran]] and her friends by the time he finally worked up the nerve to enter the store where Anna worked to strike up a conversation with her. Anna handled herself as politely as she could while having zero interest in this idiot's pathetic romantic overtures, and apparently convinced him that she was off the market.

Despite becoming one of Chris's closest friends, Anna would later document the 2004 incident in a [[2006]] blog entry, confirming that, despite whatever good qualities she sees in Chris, deep down she knows he's a few hedgehogs short of a [[Chaotic Combo]].

==Hanna==

{{main|Hanna}}

On 29 [[March 2005]] Chris (who had somehow regained full access to the mall) momentarily believed his prayers had been answered when he was approached by Hanna, a girl who worked at the local Starbucks. She invited Chris to have coffee with her. Chris quickly overreacted to this sudden reversal of fortune, calling his mother and showing Hanna his entire [[Sonichu Scrapbook]].

[[Anna McLerran]] later informed Chris that Hanna was simply trolling him for the lulz. In shock, Chris confronted Hanna and, when she admitted the truth, ran away screaming "NOOOOOOOOOO!", exactly like they do in movies. The entire incident was a crippling blow to Chris's self-esteem and the kind of thing that would be embarrassing for anyone. Subsequently, Chris dramatized the whole story in [[Sub-Episode 2|one of his comics]], where he was able to get the last word in exactly the way he could not in real life.

==Conflicts with [[Manajerks]]==

Around [[June 2005]], with the mall becoming a more difficult place to pick up chicks, Chris turned to his local [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]], where he would go to the in-store [[McDonald's]], set up his sign and various nerd amusements, and wait around for hours. On 20 June 2005 Chris was confronted by the men he identified as [[B-Manajerk]] and [[Merried Seinor Comic]], who took issue with his sign and called the police on him. Chris hid the sign, effectively avoiding criminal charges, but he was banned from the McDonald's. He interpreted this to mean he was not banned from the Wal-Mart, however.

On 22 June Chris again came into conflict with the B-Manajerk over his [[Pixelblock]] sculptures, and the conflict drew the attention of the [[W-M-Manajerk]]. According to Chris, the Wal-Mart manager attempted to reason with him...

{{quote|But I sat silent for a minute, then I said to him, “I do not speek [sic] to any Man other than myself, because they all have taken all the pretty girls leaving me with none.” Verbal Combat had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many “Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Has.” I nearly backed up onto him with my car, and I gave him another finger. Then I dashed off.|[[CWC's Diary#June 2005|CWC's Diary]], 22 [[June 2005]]}}

In [[July 2005|July]], Chris relocated to the newly-opened Charlottesville [[Get-Tar Region|Target]], where he quickly found himself in trouble for loitering once again. Chris refused to leave at first. When store employees returned with police officers (including [[Bagget]]), Chris offered to leave if they would listen to a prepared speech. According to Chris's account of the incident, five men then jumped on him and hogtied him without provocation; in reality, it's more likely that they saw he would not surrender and tried to arrest him peacefully, and he resisted to the point that they had to completely subdue him out of fear of his tard rage.

In the dramatization of these events in [[Sonichu 4]], the cops need nothing short of a giant robot to capture Chris, and his twin sister rescues him so that they can destroy the Jerkops' entire operation, which of course is commanded by Mary Lee Walsh from PVCC.

Chris has said that he was eventually cleared of all criminal charges related to the dispute at Target. It was apparently at this point that his mother, in a dazzling display of parental guidance, informed him about two years too late that the Attraction Sign made him look retarded.

==[[Megan Schroeder]]==

{{main|Megan Saga}}

Chris met Megan Schroeder in the summer of 2005 and was immediately attracted by such qualities as her gender, her lack of a boyfriend and her willingness to talk to him for more than five minutes (although she compliments him for tolerating ''her''). In Chris's mind Megan was already destined to be his sweetheart, and the only thing left to do was convince Megan to accept this truth. The Love Quest was effectively on hold from this time until [[March 2008]]. All of Chris's writings during this time demonstrate that he believed he was already in a monogamous relationship with Megan and further Sweetheart Searching was largely unnecessary.

Aside from Megan's complete disinterest in romance with Chris, the relationship suffered other stumbling blocks, such as Megan's discomfort at Chris showering her with gifts; Megan's outrage over Chris's sexual harassment, hatred of men, and rampant homophobia; Megan's unwillingness to share a hypothetical hotel room with Chris; and Megan's discovery that Chris had to [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|draw himself fingerbanging her]] to suppress his fantasies of assaulting and raping her. Even though she reacted as any normal human being would in the same situation, he was still shocked that she "broke up" with him and thought that all he had to do was say "I'm sorry" as much as possible.

Encyclopedia Dramatica did not ruin Chris's relationship with Megan, but Chris's obsession with defeating ED definitely did, since his attempt to blow ED's mind by posting his Rule 34 drawings caused her to discover what a deranged individual he truly is and break off all contact with him. Chris totally missed the point about the fingerbanging picture, believing that its continued presence on ED was the issue, and not the fact that he drew it in the first place. This contributed to his drive to shut the site down for much of 2008, until people on the internet figured out the simplest way to troll him...

==Internet Love Quest==
[[Image:CWCpropaganda.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction.]]
After becoming an infamous lolcow thanks to his edit war with ED, Chris began to receive unexpected attention from attractive single women who loved his comics and totally weren't just looking to troll him. Since then, Chris has taken his Love Quest onto the internet, proclaiming that his true and honest sweetheart is <strike>[[Blanca]]</strike> <strike>[[Sarah Jackson]]</strike> <strike>[[PandaHalo|Sarah Cassandra McKenzie]]</strike> <strike>[[Julie]]</strike> <strike>[[Emily]]</strike> <strike>[[Ivy|Ivy O'Neil]]</strike> <strike>[[Kacey]]</strike> watch this space.

With each sweetheart he meets Chris follows a predictable pattern, demonstrating what he had always intended to do with any woman he met in real life. He begins with a series of proclamations of his TRUE and HONEST love, and then begins planning out how the woman will travel to his home. Chris fervently believes in [[Wikipedia:John Tesh|John Tesh's]] rule that sex is out of the question until the [[third date]], but since he expects every romantic encounter to end in total success he makes it clear - in as gentlemanly a fashion as he can manage - that he expects sex at the woman's earliest convenience. Amazingly, as each successive internet gal pal proves to be a [[troll]], Chris becomes more devoted to the next one, to the point that within a month of meeting Ivy online he began planning his marriage to a woman he had never even seen face-to-face.

When addressing the question of why Chris readily takes each new troll at face value, his own mindset must be taken into consideration. Chris's prospects of finding a girl locally are virtually zero, and he knows this. At the same time, the internet seems (from his point of view) to be an endless cavalcade of single, attractive women who are fascinated with him, making it an irresistible resource in his Love Quest. By now Chris is fully aware that each woman he meets online ''could'' be a troll, but each time he readily accepts evidence that she is not and dismisses out of hand any suggestion that she is. He does this because he ''wants'' to believe she's real; the alternative is to surrender to despair.

==Promotional Images==
During his Love Quest, Chris produced some "sexy" pictures to attract the ladies. Needless to say, it had an opposite effect.

<center>
<gallery>
Image:0773-CWC23.JPG|You'll never guess what I just swallowed.
Image:0775-CWCCDPose.JPG|[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Way past cool!]]!
Image:0776-CWCGuitar.JPG|Shredding some hot licks on my [[Guitar|gitar]]!!
Image:0777-CWConbed.JPG|THERE IS NO WITTY CAPTION FOR THIS
Image:0778-CWCPin.JPG
Image:0779-CWCREAR.JPG|Baby got back!
Image:0780-CWCrelax.JPG|Are you craving my delicious inner thighs?
Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|I've been waiting for you...
</gallery>
</center>

==Future==

In Chris's final chat with [[Sarah May]] from early March 2009, he claimed that he planned to give up looking for a [[sweetheart]] online, and return to searching for a girl in local [[Charlottesville]]. [[Trolls]] everywhere rejoiced, for this could only mean one thing - a return to the fabled [[Attraction Sign]] and the days of his exploits against the [[Jerkops]] and his other IRL misadventures.

This effort only lasted so long, however. Chris's one attempt at a real-life date, with [[Emily]], ended in tragedy (for him) after the intervention of the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]. During the brief [[Rollin' and Trollin']] era in the early summer of 2009, Chris was allegedly spotted prowling Charlottesville Fashion Square in his ''Guitar Hero: Metallica'' tattoo sleeves, but it wasn't long before he gave up and retreated back to the internet.

In late [[October 2009]], after a long hiatus, the [[sweetheart]] cycle began again, with the advent of the incredibly disturbing [[I Love You Kacey]]. Chris initially found success in his campaign to pry Kacey away from her current boyfriend, [[Liquid Chris]], even managing to meet her in person on multiple occasions, but the relationship ultimately collapsed under the weight of Chris's bizarre and disturbing behavior.

In [[Mailbag 26]], a troll wrote that "[in] Japan, when a young man searches for his woman, he starts a most honorable quest called the "Boku wa okamadesu", or the love quest of truth. Chris replied, saying "That is poetic, and sounds accurate and most similar to my ideals for my Sweetheart Search (which I used to refer to as "Love Quest")." Boku wa okamadesu means "I am gay/a drag queen" in Japanese.

The nature of Chris's Love Quest in the future, it seems, will be largely determined not by Chris himself, but by the trolls who choose to manipulate it for their own amusement. Chris himself has grown less and less proactive in this area, particularly as he's been distracted by other pursuits, like [[Asperchu|protracted feuds with rival cartoonists]] and [[CWC_address_to_Royal_Board|mythical disputes with foreign copyright authorities]]. He has also possibly developed a smidge of common sense with regard to advertising his romantic entanglements - while Chris made a few remarks in early 2010 about possibly meeting a new sweetheart, he kept most of the details to himself.

==See also==
*[[Attraction images]]
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Hard Love Quest]]
*[[Sweetheart]]
*[[Story of My Current Days]]

==Sauces==
<references/>

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Talk:Magical Man Potion

2010-02-25T21:22:00Z

Lunachu: /* Uhm */

<s>I shall TRANSCRIBE DIS BITCH... I guess.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:14, 24 February 2010 (UTC)</s>
:I fucking take it back. I don't even know where to begin on this one.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:18, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
::To whoever transcribed it in my stead. Please do not try to be hilarious in the transcription space. Chris is bizarre and horrifying enough on his own. He doesn't need your help.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:07, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
==Uhm==
Ok, this is ripping off steve urkel. That's for sure. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 19:03, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

Either that or the Nutty Professor. Which is ironic since y'know they're both [[niggos]]. [[User:Magi-chan|Magi-chan]] 19:11, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
* The Nutty Professor you're talking about is a remake of a non-black version from the 50's or 60's. I think it had Jerry Lewis in it. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 23:21, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

Who is that? A field agent, a real friend, a man kidnapped against his will?![[User:Killyouareself|Killyouareself]] 19:30, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

*Oh dear Lord, what if it's Clyde the FA? Also, for a moment I freaked out because I thought Chris really was trolling us--then I noticed his weight change. Still, it made me think that Chris would be a funny extra on a kid's show--that vocal deformity of his is an untapped goldmine.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:49, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

1:20 - 1:40 is ripped from Beetleguise.
Well it's not exactly the same, but pretty similar. Here is the quote from the movie.
Beetleguise: I'm feeling a little, ooh, anxious if you know what I mean. It's been about six hundred years after all. I wonder where a guy, an everyday Joe like myself, can find a little *action*. [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 19:31, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

Also Magic Man Potion = Semen and Orange Fanta [[User:Killyouareself|Killyouareself]] 19:32, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

Is the other guy in that video Alec? It looks like he may be wearing an asperchu medallion, but I can't really tell if the voice is the same. [[User:KingTaco|KingTaco]] 20:15, 24 Febuary 2010 (UTC)
*Could be, check Rollin' and Trollin' to see if it's not the cameraman FA.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 20:19, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
*The guy sounds very similar to the cameraman in Rollin' and Trollin'.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 20:41, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

I still can't believe that another human being other than Bob has managed to venture into Chris's room. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:17, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
* I can't believe that a human is wearing Chris's clothes. Well, we're about to know if Kacey just had sensitive skin or if Chris is a walking biohazard.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 20:19, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
* This is... quite the disturbing development. If we look behind the shock value of a bona-fide human being next to our favorite staph incubator, I see a trolling opportunity of EPIC proportions. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 20:37, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
* That is mad, I was expecting some kind of event to mark Chris' birthday, but this is just surreal. Who is this mad troll? What will we learn from this shit? Only time will tell. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 05:22, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

=="Asperchu" Medallion==

Unless someone gives me a reason to believe that the medallion the stranger is wearing is an Asperchu medallion, I will remain convinced that this is a retarded rumour or assumption. --[[User:Niggastolemyfamicom|Niggastolemyfamicom]] 13:27, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Magical Man Potion

2010-02-25T21:17:16Z

Lunachu:

'''[[fapcup|Magical Man Potion]]''' is a video released 24 [[February 2010]]. It appears Chris is goofing around with his new camera and trying out the special effects software that came with it. In this video, we see Chris mixing together some sort of [[Navy|vile potion]] that temporarily transforms him into someone who's not Chris, and therefore better. Notable in that it features an [[Troll|unknown individual]], the first time a person not related to Chris has appeared in one of his videos. In this video we find Chris fooling around with some unknown beverages and [[April_16_Fetish_Vids#Fanta:_Semen_Flavor|mixing them]]. Chris then proceeds to drink the [[Semen|concoction]] and transforms into an unknown person. This person is wearing Chris's clothes and what appears to be the [[Sonichu]] medallion. Despite rumours from [[/cwc/]], there is no reason to believe the medallion is an [[Asperchu]] medallion. The unknown person then grumbles in pain from the semen and turns back into an autistic fat bastard. The only known humans/animals who have ever breached the sanctum of Chris's bedroom until now are [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Kitty Chandler|Kitty]]. The [[Plush Breasts| Plush Breasts of Fail]] once again make an appearance.

==Video==

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Magical Man Potion
| image = {{#ev:youtube|wO8ML-7LnSA}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 24 February 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter =
| Performance Style = {{Crazy}} Crazy, {{Comedy}} Comedy
| Shirt = [[image:Orangeshirt.png]] Orange
| Saga = N/A
| previous = [[Christian Love Day (video)]]
| next = [[PS3 Tutorial for my fans]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===
[''Chris mixes various liquids together through the first part of this video. There are quite a few jump cuts as he mixes his "concoction".'']

'''Chris:''' Mhaaha haah hah hah ha ha (camera skip) ha hah aha ahah. We are going to make a concoction today uh uh uh ababenerch and a little squ-wirt,... let's mix'er well AH AH HA ha ha HA. Furry.

[''Chris drinks the concoction'']

'''Chris:''' It's not bad.

[''Chris makes a series of gasping and coughing noises, posing dramatically all the while, before ducking behind a table. There is a camera transition, and an unknown man wearing the [[Sonichu]] medallion emerges.'']

'''Unknown:''' WhoAh wow that's... not bad actually. Feeling pretty good, feeling a little anxious, frisky. I wonder where a guy like me could go to get a little action? You know, I betcha I know I just...Ahhrrr gotta work... on 

[[''The unknown man makes a series of coughing and gagging noises, before ducking down once again. There is another camera transition, and Chris emerges.'']

'''Chris:''' Urhh urrhggg ahh. I need to work on the time length. To be continued.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Christian Love Day (video)]]|nextlink=[[PS3 Tutorial for my fans]]|}}

{{videos}}

Talk:Magical Man Potion

2010-02-24T19:31:23Z

Lunachu: /* Uhm */

<s>I shall TRANSCRIBE DIS BITCH... I guess.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:14, 24 February 2010 (UTC)</s>
:I fucking take it back. I don't even know where to begin on this one.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:18, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

==Uhm==
Ok, this is ripping off steve urkel. That's for sure. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 19:03, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

Either that or the Nutty Professor. Which is ironic since y'know they're both [[niggos]]. [[User:Magi-chan|Magi-chan]] 19:11, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

Who is that? A field agent, a real friend, a man kidnapped against his will?![[User:Killyouareself|Killyouareself]] 19:30, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

1:20 - 1:40 is ripped from Beetleguise. [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 19:31, 24 February 2010 (UTC)