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User talk:Freecell

2012-09-13T04:32:31Z

Lylelash:

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It's from there's something about mary, the fat retard who searches for his baseball in front of a high school. --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 03:58, 29 January 2011 (PST)

Fuck you --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 04:36, 30 January 2011 (PST)

==wtf==

you need to calm the fuck down and find something else to do with your time. CWCki - serious business. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 02:32, 6 February 2011 (PST)

== Hey buddy ==

You seem to really care a lot about banning people. Does this make you feel powerful? Does it give you a rush? Just wonderin'. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 05:54, 8 February 2011 (PST)
: Just wonderin' but do you even LOOK at who he bans? It's usually for the best because it's normally someone who vandalized stuff or was being a totally jackass. Sorry if I'm butting into an issue I'm not suppose to be a part of, but this is just how I see it. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 06:20, 8 February 2011 (PST)
:This is not about who he bans, it's more the spergy satisfaction he seems to get out of it. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 06:23, 8 February 2011 (PST)
:Now, I'm not criticizing your work or anything, I know you do shit that no one else wants to do, but let me put it this way: your overall style comes over as banhappy. It might be that because I've only read certain posts by you my opinion is somehow colored, or something, but I guess having a 300 word text on your userpage about exactly who you're going to ban isn't helping for one. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 09:55, 8 February 2011 (PST)
:To me you're still the Hitler of CwCki admins. Go enjoy your thousand year reich. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 10:40, 10 February 2011 (PST)
:You and Megan should get together, so that you can spend more time on hanky panky and less time on BANNING PEOPLE! [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 15:04, 10 February 2011 (PST)

== Dudleystephen ==

This guy just joined and is advertising a workout product on his userpage. Just giving you a heads-up.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 21:21, 16 February 2011 (PST)
:Well, that's somewhat embarrassing. I guess I need to learn not to do this when I just wake up. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 03:27, 17 February 2011 (PST)

== Captions ==

Nice work on the captions, Abuelita finally got around to adding them. Keep up the good work.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:42, 17 February 2011 (PST)
:Thanks. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 14:43, 17 February 2011 (PST)

thanks dude--[[User:CorinaLives|CorinaLives]] 08:25, 23 February 2011 (PST)

== the newly leaked Kacey call ==
The call I posted a transcript of is real, but I appreciate your doubts, it means you're doing your job. This is mainly here because I wanted to make sure that I had down the format. Way back when, this phone call (before Kacey and CWC first met) and another (after Kacey and CWC) were leaked on /cwc/. This was a long time ago and I was just waiting for them to leak so I wrote up the transcripts. To tell the truth, they both seem to be long lost someplace on my main computer, but luckily they're still on another one I use frequently. Its been far too long and I was looking for someone to help leak them on the wiki, that person is you I guess, because I'm not sure the best way to integrate these 2 calls. Sometime tomorrow I'll get the calls up on line and the transcript to the second call, if you want, you can move them where they need to go. [[User:FourPLUStwo|FourPLUStwo]] 23:00, 28 February 2011 (PST)

==Just a quick question==
I noticed something. When I'm logged in the userbox subcategories are there, but when I'm not logged in there not there. Is there a reason for this? Its not a ''big deal'', but I just want to make sure the subcategories are viewable to all users, and not just me.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 13:17, 3 March 2011 (PST)

==RE: Sign Posts==
I had already figured out how to do so. Thanks
--[[User:Miryag1|Diavna ----- diavna@gmail.com]] 14:07, 6 March 2011 (PST)

== the beavis and butthead thing ==

Well I kinda understand that, but from what I've seen around the site, a lot of articles make, what can mostly just be called specualtion, about Chris' psyche, in regards to different situations and elements of his life. Just thought I was doing the same thing. --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 13:58, 18 April 2011 (PDT)

:*Well, maybe the CWCki should have like a template thing that says ''WARNING: This section contains heavy speculation that hasn't really been confirmed to be true'' or something like that. I mean, let's say Chris is really done. He finally crashed into slumber for the last time. Then what? I mean, if all the CWCki does is archive only the facts of what we know, then that's a goal that can be easily reached and then what? the CWCki stays unchanged until someone finally stops paying for the domain? Speculation on Chris and why he does the things he does is what drives the CWC community, so I doubt that eliminating speculation from the biggest CWC related site would be a good idea. Then again, I guess I could just write my own speculation things on pages under my own userpage. i dunno. just think about it. glad i could help. --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 04:40, 19 April 2011 (PDT)
::* The CWCki doesn't have a template like that because if we allowed unchecked speculation the servers wouldn't be able to handle the strain or something. Not to mention the article quality would drop. Putting speculation on your own userpage is a terrible idea and an excelent way to piss people off, by the way. That's how Offshore got started, people started sperging on their userpages and it gave the CWCki latency issues. There is a difference between sperging and offering acceptable speculation, look at what was left in the Beavis and Butthead article and use that as a good example. --MoarLurk
:::*Not Trying to barge in, but I think the Speculation Warning would be a fantastic idea. --[[User:Ctahu|Ctahu]] 19:00, 19 April 2011 (PDT)

== Get with me ==

My contact info is on my user page, it's nothing bad, just have an idea to bounce off you.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:21, 22 April 2011 (PDT)

== Hey ==
Thanks for cleaning up the rewrites. Also the welcome message. I added in some references. Hope it's a bit better now. --[[User:Obligatory|Obligatory]] 10:41, 6 May 2011 (PDT)

==Freecell old boy==
I have an exciting proposition for you. I understand you're busy but get back to me when you get a chance.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:26, 11 May 2011 (PDT)

== Hey (again) ==
Obligatory here. (I'm retarded with passwords). I saw the awful state of the scattered articles about the clusterfuck of retconned characters in Sonichu 10 and tried to merge them into a single page. This is my attempt [[User:Old meme/Sandbox|here]]. Before I post anything I'd like you to look over it and make sure it's appropriate first, and feel free to edit it or put in tags if you feel references are needed anywhere. I'd like it to be in perfect condition before I put the page up. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 09:16, 13 May 2011 (PDT)

Sure do. The merged page is a combination of the [[Basement Rosechus]] page, [[Chaotic Combo (Asperchu)]] and [[Mitch Sonichu]]. I've only really removed stuff which was just a repeat of stuff already in the page, or else shit jokes and irreleveant information. I removed a section about fan works based on the Asper-Combo for instance, because that's all stupid bullshit, and a few random jabs at Chris made for no reason. I think the main meat of the articles are still there, but I might have missed some things. I added a lot of my own material as well, a lot of it being rewritten versions of things in the original articles. Check it all out and send me a message back if you think it's alright and after you've made any changes you feel are appropriate. Sorry I won't be on again for a while. I'm only on here two or three days a week, so you may have to wait a bit for me to respond again. Thanks again man. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 13:08, 13 May 2011 (PDT)

Hey, thanks for checking it over and everything. I just updated the image of Mitch and I added another image to put the quote that was in paranthesis (sorry if that's mispelt). Now everything's done I'm gonna ask Champ to have a look at it. Cya soon. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:12, 17 May 2011 (PDT)

How do I do that????????

==Thanks bro==
For picking up the slack with the revisions, I thought I got all of them but I missed a few. Thanks man.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:45, 26 May 2011 (PDT)

Its Armageddon, I forgot to sign my post... I use mediawiki so much I shouldn't though
[[User:New user|New user]] 21:36, 27 May 2011 (PDT)

== About the PSN comment ==
(ps2crazed)

I dont have any proof, it may have happened a few days ago, but I was only informed of the PSN comment change today, chris had not signed in for 6 days before today, so I don't assume he could have made the change then. I have no proof, feel free to remove the post if you wish to do so, do you know where the video of the day went? Someone must have removed it or something.

Oh sorry, but yes, I have no proof on the exact date of the psn change, but he hadnt been on for 6 days before, so I assumed it was that day.

[[User:Ps2crazed|Ps2crazed]] 15:27, 7 June 2011 (PDT)

== Freecell, I choose you! ==
I rewrote the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]] article [[User:Old meme/Sandbox|here]] as a merging of it and the articles on both [[Prower]] and [[Armoraxe]]. I thought I'd want to show it to you again to make sure it's all up to scratch before I bother Champ about submitting it. You think you can work your magic on this one too? Oh, and if you happen to notice that the images of Crackder, Punislav and the S.A.V.s are missing from the gallery of plagiarism, you don't need to add those back in. I intentionally took those out because I plan to make an equivalent article for the quote unquote "evil" transformers too. And yes, I do have no life. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 15:11, 21 June 2011 (PDT)
*And now the article for the evil robots is done too. That felt a lot faster than the first one. It's a merging of [[Decepti-Clone]], [[Crackder]] and [[Jerkop Punislav]] and is located [[User:Old meme/Sandbox 2|here]]. On the off chance you don't die of boredom, message me once you've made your corrections. Thanks in advance for this man. Very much appreciated. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 19:37, 21 June 2011 (PDT)
*'KAY MAN. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 03:49, 22 June 2011 (PDT)

==Yo mang==
Hit me up on AIM, I'll be on in the evenings the rest of the week.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:51, 14 July 2011 (PDT)

== Youdonttellmewhattodo ==

This guy's been blanking pages. Ban his ass.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 20:10, 17 July 2011 (PDT)

I would say that this could be Chris, but I don't think he has computer access. He can access the internet via the PS3, though.--[[User:Rena-kun|others > ;0; ;0; ;0; ^-^ < Rena-kun (me)]] 20:21, 17 July 2011 (PDT)

*This has been happening alot recently. I'm still not a pro at wiki, so how does one undo a revision, other than copying and pasting EVERYTHING that used to be there? I'm on cwcki alot so I can help out if I see it happening [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 09:21, 18 July 2011 (PDT)
** I had to fix some of the ones this guy vandalized. You just go to the revision history and click the (undo) at the end of this revision in the list. [[User:CompyRex|CompyRex]] 14:29, 18 July 2011 (PDT)

*I think you have to be an admin to do that.--[[User:Rena-kun|others > ;0; ;0; ;0; ^-^ < Rena-kun (me)]] 13:12, 18 July 2011 (PDT)

::CompyRex is right. A jerkop or greater also gets the rollback button, which is like the undo button but it reverts edits in a single click, rather than having to go through the edit page. Everyone has the undo button, though.[http://awesomescreenshot.com/0c4gujc89] [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:33, 18 July 2011 (PDT)

== Contact me ==

We need to speak. I'll be free tomorrow (26 July) from 7:30 a.m. - noon or after 8 p.m. EST. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:06, 25 July 2011 (PDT)

== Screenshot works I hope... ==

I did it...I think. [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Screen_shot_2011-08-10_at_10.01.05_PM.png] The "title" is really long and weird, hope you can change it if necessary because I have no idea how.... Feel free to censor anything that needs to be censored. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:15, 10 August 2011 (PDT)

== Not to be a nuisance, but... ==

How did you get music to play on your userpage?--[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 15:00, 13 August 2011 (PDT)

== Deletion ==

I believe this[[File:Klingon.jpg|thumb]] needs to be burnt at the stake. --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 17:38, 22 August 2011 (PDT)
:Unfortunately, there's nothing I can do about it because the image isn't "vandalism" per se. I'm sure Champ will oblige when he sees it. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 17:43, 22 August 2011 (PDT)
::I cant figure out what its supposed to be a drawing of... Do you know? Also... I saw that this guy vandelized the main page... What did he do exactly? Sorry im just curious... --[[User:Cupcake299|Cupcake299]] 17:51, 22 August 2011 (PDT)
:::[http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&curid=4207&diff=145221&oldid=143723 Nothing much.] Also, no idea. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 18:02, 22 August 2011 (PDT)

== Thanks for the quick reply ==

I appreciate your fast reply, and welcoming to the cwc wiki! I might not be able to contribute a whole lot, as i'm typing from an ipod touch and it's a nightmare to correct typos or do much of anything, but i'll try to use any constructive ideas to help out.

[[User:Martymoinklers|Martymoinklers]] 18:43, 31 August 2011 (PDT)

== Dude ==

If someone pulls shit like Hitlar did, you can reasonably ban them, albeit for a short period of time. Just don't abuse it, because frankly I don't feel like monitoring stupid shit like that.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:53, 3 September 2011 (PDT)

== Work is vanishing again. ==

I did a good few hours transcripting Kacey call 14 and for some reason It logged me out and when I pressed save it told me that only users, admins and chris (lol) could edit this page and it deleted all my work again (why the fuck does it do that anyway?) I tryed pressing back which brought me back to the edit screen which still had all my work deleted...

Is the anyway I can retrieve my work?
Im guessing no, but just in case...
-[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 08:40, 4 September 2011 (PDT)

== hey man, I can you please bring my page back up? ==

Id like to be put under trolls. so people know I hate that fat bastard chris. I know i fucked up badly on it, can you correct it...im kinda busy working on ways to keep him off the web.
edit: oh...thanks man!

== I haz a sad... ==

You deleted my comment. Sad face. :(
- LORDCOCKWORTHINGTON

Edit:
Thank you sir, I shall do that from now on.
[[User:LORDCOCKWORTHINGTON|LORDCOCKWORTHINGTON]] 16:01, 15 October 2011 (PDT)

== Mighty fine work, Lou ==

I saw what you did with the Sonic the Hedgehog page, Christ almighty, that was a mess before you fixed it. Keep up the good work.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:44, 22 October 2011 (PDT)
:I don't do as much as I used to, but when I come across articles like that one I just can't help myself. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 09:36, 22 October 2011 (PDT)

== Yo ==

Hi, been following Chris since '08 but decided I wanted to help out.

Can you point me in the direction of anything that needs doing?

I'd do some editing but I'm kinda new to all this and don't want to shit up any pages.

[[User:Ulterior]] 04:10 28 Oct 2011

== it's over 9000 ==

meow comeon thats not vandalism, it was a page siting references to the very popular meme "It's over 9000" i saw that it had occurred a few times and wanted that fact documented.

Kinda hoping that the theme would catch on and we future interactions moew chris would keep it in mind. until over 9000 was actually over 9000 meow. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Slimz|Slimz]] ([[User talk:Slimz|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Slimz|contribs]]) 

== The forums ==

I think I might have deleted you on accident, I was fiddling around with making lists of users but I think I deleted you in the process. In any case, if you can't log back in, sign up again and I'll make you an admin again. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:45, 20 November 2011 (PST)

== Signing your comments ==

Dude, you gotta sign your comments, it's four tildas (~) in a row, no idea what's going on with this "unsigned comment" bullshit. I expect more from jerkops man, you're totally killing me here.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:59, 29 November 2011 (PST)

== sorry ==

I was lerking and it looked legit --[[User:HeticBrangs|HeticBrangs]] 00:00, 30 January 2012 (PST)

what I said about Kendrick james kingrey being a troll is not bullshit though, i only stated he tried to say that he was as great as clyde cash but instead just a casual troll who wanted to cause damage to chris and become anonymous. Im currently finding more info on him

== Please acknowledge what you have said. ==

''"On a similar note, leaving things open for the reader to interpret is important. That's why articles don't outright insult Chris, even when he's clearly wrong. It may just be me, but I feel that calling 'her' "twisted" or using words like "interrogating" is biased, even if it is correct. So that's why I did that."''

I think [[Fail|this article]] sums up what the CWCki thinks about people insulting, or drawing their own conclusions about Chris. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 11:24, 3 March 2012 (PST)
:I'd say [[Help:A_Quick_Guide_to_CWCki#Try_to_aim_for_NPOV|this one]] does. I've tried to fix up the Fail article a couple times now. Not every article lives up to expectations. Maybe that I wasn't able to fix the Fail article makes me guilty of tu quoque, but I don't think that the existence of a bad article justifies the behavior that made it bad in the first place. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 12:01, 3 March 2012 (PST)

== been a long time ==

Ok so i was ban months ago from the message board. and then i tried a few times to get around the ban, and i was re-ban. I could have spoofed my IP and done it again but i decided to behave. I have been a contributor here on the wiki for a while now and i would love to be able to post on the boards again. is it possible that you or champ could lift that ban?[[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 09:58, 16 May 2012 (PDT)(look i even signed my post)
:I guess you should ask Champ. I'm not the guy who banned you, after all. Sorry about the delayed reply, I was studying for an exam. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 05:01, 17 May 2012 (PDT)
*No. Besides, you started your own message board, isn't that good enough for you? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:54, 18 May 2012 (PDT)
**i abandon that months ago. [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 11:32, 21 May 2012 (PDT)
*** Still here editing and behaving nicely, would still like legitimate access to the message boards restored. have not attempted to get past the bans (though my IP address has changed since then and it would not be difficult)[[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 07:57, 7 August 2012 (PDT)

==Removing an Account==

Hey. I'm not sure who to go to to help out with this but I'd like to have all my User contributions rolled back and purged from whatever records you keep. Whether this means permanently banning me or otherwise, I'm not worried. See, I'm over the Sonichu thing and kind of don't want my username associated with it. It's somewhat embarrassing. (Is it possible to just change my username so in that it appears in the history of the wiki as somebody else? I'm convinced there's bots and shit to do this, but I don't know). [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 23:58, 18 May 2012 (PDT)
:I'm effectively just a regular user who can ban vandals. I honestly wouldn't know anything about that. I'd imagine Anonymax could get a bot to change all your talk page posts to say something else, and your account could be deleted, but I can't do either of those things. I'm sure Champ or Anonymax would be able to help more. Sorry that all I can do is redirect you. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 01:35, 19 May 2012 (PDT)
*Heyo, I looked into this but I'm afraid there's not much I can do. I've tried asking Cogs to install a Rename user extension but she's concerned that adding more extensions to MediaWiki will make it less stable (which is why he used to go down all the time). Best I can do for you is delete your user page. If it's any consolation, you have a pretty generic user name and googling it mostly comes up with the definition of "Nullity" which is an actual term. I totally sympathize with you, I've thought about getting my username changed but like I said, not much we can do. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:13, 20 May 2012 (PDT)
:*I forgot to mention that the only way to totally purge your name from the databases would be to manually delete it but [[User:Canine|Canine]] has told me before that it's easy to fuck things up that way and it wouldn't be hard to screw up the entire CWCki in the process. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:18, 20 May 2012 (PDT)
*Hey Champ. If you could remove my user pages that'd be great. I'd hold back on banning me on the off chance that Cogs changes his mind, though. Thanks
== Hi! ==

Thanks for fixing my crappy userboxes. It was too complicated! I'm [[Slow in the mind]]. --[[User:EvilCecil4th|EvilCecil4th]] 01:33, 7 June 2012 (PDT)

==CWCisSupremeLord here==
I agree with the revisions you made to my edits and would like to say thanks. Concerning the BlueSpike page however, I changed it because when it said that his voice is a "''particularly'' unconvincing falsetto" it implied that he had a masculine voice that sounded especially absurd when trying to impersonate a female. He has a very boyish voice that sounds effeminate even taking into account he was only 13 at the time. I agree that I was to verbose in getting that point across, so I'm going to simply remove the word "particularly". --[[User:CWCisSupremeLord|CWCisSupremeLord]] 16:29, 3 July 2012 (PDT)
:k —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 20:10, 3 July 2012 (PDT)

== About the Edit to my User page ==

It's fine. Thanks for reverting the edit. --[[User:KataclysmKat|KataclysmKat]] 1:38, 13 July 2012 (Central)

== CWCKI Forum Account Problem ==
My account is Mittlizer, but it won't let me change my password to log in (I forgot my password, haven't logged on in a while due to work) and it says that both emails I use are bogus, but I'm sure I used one of them to log on, anything you can do to help me? --[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 21:32, 12 September 2012 (PDT)

Talk:May 2012

2012-05-26T12:22:21Z

Lylelash: /* Voicemail message */

==Voicemail message==

He changed it twice this month but i was thinking "Did those details are worth mentionning on the Cwcstory or can we forget about it and dont report every single change of voicemails.
[[User:René Duprée|René Duprée]]
*I don't think we have been documenting it mostly because we can't pinpoint exact dates he changes it. It's more like someone decides to call Chris one day and is like "Oh, looks like Chris changed his voicemail." Plus I sorta think it's filler sort of material, I don't think it's a huge, major thing people need to know about. I suppose we could if we really want to but my problem would be the lack of exactness in regards to when he actually changed his voicemail.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:21, 8 May 2012 (PDT)
:* im gonna go with the "no shit is to minor" idea, we may not know exact dates, but it has given us info in the past (like when he was sick), i see no harm in recording and posting them [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 07:30, 8 May 2012 (PDT)
==Changed a Date==
The date when Chris posts a note about leaving Anna alone was set at May 5th, but the note on his facebook says May 4th for an upload date.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 05:22, 26 May 2012 (PDT)

May 2012

2012-05-26T12:20:49Z

Lylelash:

[[File:Chris FB Profile PIc (May 8th,2012).png|thumb|Chris in May 2012 (See also: [[wikipedia:Norman Bates |Norman Bates]], who also became his [[Barb|mother]]).]]

'''May [[2012]]''' kicked off with [[Chris]]'s tentative return to the internet amidst more of his egotistical shenanigans. These were primarily centered around his apparent victory over the trolls. "Tricking" them by announcing the return of the [[attraction sign]] at the mall and then figuring he would rather stay home playing [[vidya]], has fueled the fires of his ego to the point of no return. It is worth noting that this month may be one of Chris's last before he is incarcerated following the events of [[28 October 2011]] if he is found guilty.

==Events==
[[Image:133627232947.png|thumb|left|Drawing of [[The Wallflower]].]]
[[Image:=3.jpg|thumb|right| Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Christian Weston Chandler: master of proportions. Note: [[Julay|People are watching them.]]]]
* 1 May: Chris posts another [[Facebook]] note, still gloating over him tricking the trolls over him being in the mall and reaffirms that he indeed lost his virginity, with an even stronger hint that it was a prostitute.
* 3 May: Chris changes his voicemail greetings, probably because the previous one sounded too [[Autistic |threatening]].
* 4 May: Chris posts a Facebook note in which he calls on the trolls to leave [[Anna]] alone and also says that he does see his mother in her. Additionally, an old drawing of Wallflower is released.
* 6 May: A previously unseen drawing of Chris and [[Jackie]] having sex in a pool is released and Chris changes his voicemail message once again.
[[File:Temporary note on chris' facebook.png|thumb| Chris claiming to have personal info of [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]]]]
* 8 May: Chris changes his Facebook profile picture.
* 9 May: A misplaced call between Chris and Kacey is released.
* 12 May: Chris writes a new note on Facebook about Mimms in an attempt to get people to annoy him, he then deletes the note minutes later.
* 13 May: Eight old photographs of Chris are released, five from 11 [[November 2010]] and three from 1 March 2011. Notable features include the last known wearing of a [[Medallion]], Chris's nasty [[hair]] and a proto-[[Tomgirl]] look.
* 15 May: Chris posts more screenshots of the CWCKI forums.
* 20 May: Chris changes his voicemail once again.

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File:133696094632.jpg|November picture 1
File:FZvAO.jpg|November picture 2
File:ZpkM1.jpg|November picture 3
File:ADlEp.jpg|November picture 4
File:VzDUm.jpg|November picture 5
File:RoD3b.jpg|March picture 1, featuring tomgirl chris.
File:ZyK7a.jpg|March picture 2
File:IiL3P.jpg|March picture 3
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Talk:Chris and health

2012-04-24T01:41:56Z

Lylelash: /* Broken source */

Hey we should add a "gallery of fatness" to the bottom of the page with pictures of his horrible fatness.--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 19:01, 23 July 2009 (CEST)
*That's not such a bad idea, I suppose. What would be best is if you could make them show how much he has ballooned over the years. [[User:Dormiebasne|Dormiebasne]] 21:20, 23 July 2009 (CEST)
**That is an even better idea--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 23:09, 23 July 2009 (CEST)
*** Damn, I wish he was one of those people who took a photo of himself once a day. Then we could make an animation. [[User:Dann Woolf|Dann Woolf]] 15:33, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Moved the gallery of hair. --[[User:Garfield|Garfield]] 03:14, 25 July 2009 (CEST)
*Cool!--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 16:50, 29 July 2009 (CEST)

In Kacey's recollection of her date with Chris, she mentioned how he would sweat profusely just by walking. Where in the article should I add that? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 21:17, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

== Need to do ==
*Probably move the hair to Sonichu Girls or just make a new page for it, I think it warrants its own page because it also demonstrates MEXICAN SONICHU and poor Spanish
*Also, incorporate chris's coke habits (the drink) http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?n2bjtmemyyj [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:33, 29 September 2009 (CEST)

== Chris and Strength? ==

Chris seems to suffer form delusions that he's really strong and a good fighter. I'd go into more depth except that I'm not really strong nor a good fighter. All I know is that he's worse at both than me. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 06:26, 13 October 2009 (CEST)

== Weird section ==

The article currently says: "''Chris has probably never had any regular exercise since leaving high school, and the lack of physical activity has contributed to his already ballooning shape. It has also left his skin a frightening white that starkly contrasts to the dark background of his room while making videos.''" Now, I'm not a medical professional or anything, but I'm pretty sure exercise level doesn't have much to do with skin color. The second sentence should probably be moved or at least clarified.
*No, I think that's more or less sun. Trust me, if you can get him to push carts during the summer at some Wal-Mart or whatever, his skin'll look a million times better. Of course, we're talking about Chris, who thinks item stockers in retail are "heavyweights".--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 20:24, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
:*I have edited it as such:''"Since he barely leave his house and focus his time on playing videogames, his lack of exposure to the sunlight left his skin a frightening white that starkly contrasts to the dark background of his room while making videos."'' I hope it will please Mr. Anonymous... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 20:35, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

==So when WAS the last time Chris took a shower?==
Seriously. What was the exact date of Chris's last shower? Considering how much he's divulged about his life it shouldn't be hard to aquire this information. [[User:Dann Woolf|Dann Woolf]] 13:30, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
:*It's not as simple as you think. First, Chris is not the type of camera-whore who would record this. Then, He's in [[Homos|straight]] denial about this as you can read it in the article. Personally, my out-of-nowhere guess would be once a week or when the itching would became impossible to endure. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:47, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
:** If a guy is said to be smelling like rotten watermelon or rotting fish in the sun, he's probably not even showering once a MONTH. Has anybody actually ASKED him? [[User:Dann Woolf|Dann Woolf]] 15:31, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
:***Do you think he would listen? Chris had learned over the years that making over-the-top claims and giving assurances of all sorts would allow him to avoid doing any action. So, if we ask him, be sure that he will repeat that he showers daily even if flies drop dead around him due to the stench. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:32, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
:****I've been brushing up on my psychology and according to Professor Jean M. Twenge of San Diego University in her book "The Narcissism Epidemic" It illustrates that Narcissists are extremely fragile to criticism and with his autism and child like personality it would be no surprise if chris chan has spent several months/days without showering (just look at that brownish crust on his neck) And I imagine that even if he does he probably doesn't shower thoroughly enough to get rid of his...err aroma.--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 18:01, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

==Is he in danger of developing diabetes?==

Its just speculation on my part but with a 60 ounces of coke a day habit and whatever other high sugar foods he is eating combined with his obesity as well as the possible hypertension make me wonder if he is at risk. [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
* It's probably very possible. I mean, the sugar content in McDonald's is high, and in even a 330ml can of Coke (11fl oz. approx.) there is about 60% of an adult's daily sugar allowance.. Maybe if we try and get information from him that we can cross-reference to a list of diabetes symptoms, such as exceptional thirst, dry mouth and frequent urination. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 17:21, 21 February 2010 (UTC)
** Could I maybe send him a letter leading him on to list any of these symptoms in operation Mailbag?[[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
*** Chris is at high risk for pretty much everything that obesity can cause.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:46, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
**** Chris is at a higher risk for everything he ignores. Right now, I still think he's on a higher risk of suffering a bad case of staph infection than anything else. He got no notion of hygiene, his immune system is crushed by his lifestyle and he's living in a dump. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:31, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
*****Forget staph; he's at risk for freaking leprosy. [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 08:37, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
*It wouldn't be surprising if he had diabetes already. Have you seen his complexion? Early age spots are a possible sign of diabetes and that combined with the fact that he gets tired easily makes me believe that he might already have diabetes. PS I'm a newfag with wikis so I hope this works.
** Protip. Sign your comments by putting <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki> at the end of your comment, so we all know you are AFK4Life. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 09:34, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
*** The reason I suggested a letter was so that we could get a confirmation about the liklyhood of him having diabetes. Although it is probably true. [[User:Shawths|Shawths]] 10:25, 26 Febuary 2010 (UTC)
****This will fail in two distinctive ways; not only he barely take notice of the unpleasant letters in the mailbags but he's also certain that he's the living example of what a healthy man looks like. This being said, I will take great pleasure in knowing he would have to stab himself with a syringe again and again due to a disease caused by his fat ass. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:10, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
***** However, considering that Chris is more interested in spending his tugboat money on video games and sex toys, it's more likely that he will fall into a diabetic coma because he didn't want to spend the money on urgent medical supplies. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:19, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
****** I will have to disagree with you on this. I am ready to bet that the moment Chris will need insulin or any other medication, not only the said medication will be brought to him freely by the glorious state of Virginia but he will also be followed by a social worker. We have to include the fact that Chris took medication before. In the [[Autism papers]], it is mentioned that he took paxil for four years. So, yes, he can follow a regiment of drugs. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:26, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

That's another thing that bothers me--why was he on Paxil? I hear that it treats two things--depression and excessive urination. Either way I want to know what prompted it.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 21:34, 14 June 2010 (UTC)
* Interestingly enough, paxil has been known in some paitents to cause outbursts of anger: http://www.healingwell.com/community/default.aspx?f=19&m=203440
:It is mainly prescribed to treat depression, but is also occasionally prescribed to individuals who complain of extreme stress. It is possible that the lumberjack and snorlax got Chris a prescription thinking it would mellow him out, or it may be that Chris has been very depressed and the paxil was specifically prescribed to him for his depression. Considering his goals in life, and his chances of achieving them, it is quite likely (even with Chris's limited mental foresight) that he has realized that his goals are almost certainly unachievable, and thus he is depressed. [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 18:25, 14 June 2010 (EST)
::It is interesting to see when Chris started taking paxil. If we refer ourselves to the Autism paper (Circa 2004), it tells us that the ManChild was on that medication for the last 4 years. This bring us to the end of his High-School years and his enrolment at the PVCC. There's a possibility that it was suggested to Chris's parents to put him on meds to help him with the transition from one setting to another. After all, autistics love patterns and the loss of those patterns can cause stress and bouts of 'Tard-Rage. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:21, 15 June 2010 (UTC)

== Inability to Recognize Faces ==

I think it should be mentioned that the inability to recognize faces is a very common trait of Autism. The fact that Chris cannot recognize faces confirmed (to me) that he definitely has a form of autism before those psychiatric evaluations were released.

Also, a lack of smell-sensory is another symptom of autism. This is definitely far from the only reason that Chris never showers, and not all Autistic people lack a sense of smell, but still I thought I should mention it.(Wiki newfag here; I hope this works.) --[[User:Windyshoot|Windyshoot]] 09:02, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

At first,I read inability to recognize feces. LOL! --[[User:Kawaiidesubakachan|Kawaiidesubakachan]] 02:14, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

Im autistic and i remember faces more than names.[[user:MrMaXimo|MrMaXimo]] 12:45, 28 2010 (PST)

A lack of facial recognition is fairly common, or facial confusion. I believe it tends to be more of an issue for quick introductions, though, not anyone who there's been an extended interaction with. The second part is, however, just my own experience with the 'sperg and should NOT be taken as a universal.[[User:Zekedms|Zekedms]] 19:42, 23 February 2011 (PST)

== Chris's obesity ==

In response to to how much weight chris gained during his apearence in the pimp my ride video, someone in the talk section asked for a comparison between chris's breast and those of a big chested woman. after combining the image below i noticed that chris has gained so much weight that his man-boobs have become massive. what i'm trying to ask is if the image could be included in the chris and obesity section. [[User:MoarLurk]]
[[file:Compare.jpg|300px|right]]

:I made that image with pretty much that purpose. Also if you notice, chris's boobs are bigger.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:05, 14 June 2010 (UTC)
::I suspect that Chris has a hormonal imbalance. Even with his corpulent physique, his breasts are disproportionately large, and his nipples look like pepperonis. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:07, 14 June 2010 (UTC)
:::That's exactly what he has. This is typical of gynecomastia. [[User:Hamsterjelly|Hamsterjelly]] 06:24, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
:::The though of Chris's nipples...cannot unsee.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:14, 14 June 2010 (UTC)
::::We have pictures of them, remember? We've seen the man screwing a blow-up doll. How can his nipples be close to that disturbance? --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 16:51, 15 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::Anything involving the naked body of that man is of the deepest bowels of hell or Rhyel.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 17:08, 15 June 2010 (UTC)

== Hormonal imbalance ==
i've beggining to suspect that chris suffers from hormonal imbalance, it would explain his high pitched voice and the overgrown mantits and acne at that age. Poor hygiene can explian the acne a bit. Obesity can explain the mantits, but to Chris's level, it has to be the hormones, I think he has an exess of strogen in his system.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:46, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

:*Disclaimer: I am not a doctor. ... but it could be testosterone. My understanding is that the human body can only tolerate so much testosterone; any excess is converted into estrogen (or oestrogen). Given that in addition to his [[Collosal|Collosal Chris Chan]] manboobs Chris appears to display uncontrollable bouts of anger ("Shouting loud enough to wake the dead" over a slightly overpriced cup of coffee), has great difficulty keeping his hands [[Kacey|off]] [[Megan|women]], constantly obsesses about sex and generally acts like a horny 16 year old when he's 28 seems to suggest that, perhaps, he has a large amount of testosterone in his system and the excess is being turned into estrogen. An outside observer with absolutely no idea who Chris is might even suggest steroid abuse (before anyone jumps in with 'but Chris is weak!', steroids don't make you STRONG, they're just basically horse urine which is huge amounts of testosterone. It bulks you up a great deal, but if you take steroids and don't work out, you get really fat and get huge mantits). It's times like these I wish the mailbags were still going, so we could ask Chris directly if he was taking steroids. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 05:01, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

::*I'm sure there may be a hormonal imbalance, but I think the cause may well be Klinefelter's. Chris-Chan fits a fair amount of the general symptoms, and I'm surprised it hasn't been further investigated. Small/malformed penis and testicles, slowly developing and altogether missing male secondary sex characteristics, the extremely high voice, the suggestions of gender confusion and sexual orientation difficulties, not to mention the prominent breasts. Those are developed much more than one would expect for someone at his fitness level, despite how low it is. Of course, since nobody's bothering to run fertility tests on him, confirmation on such a thing would be VERY difficult. But at this point, XXY makes more sense to me than anything.[[User:Zekedms|Zekedms]] 03:56, 20 February 2011 (PST)

:::No. He grows facial hair easily, and the associated hypogonadism means lower decreased testicular hormone/endocrine function, not smaller genitals. His obesity and autism explain pretty much all of his symptoms. Chris's voice isn't especially high, except when he freaks out. [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 12:44, 20 February 2011 (PST)

::::No, it isn’t Klinefelter's. It’s already been addressed in detail in one of the speculation topics, so to spare a TLDR I’ll be brief. Not only is there no evidence pointing to it, but his phenotype is incompatible with the condition. His integumentary problems: his acne & bad complexion, androgenic baldness, fat distribution pattern(fat in the gut first is a testosterone induced thing), shows that his body has no shortage of testosterone. Since he has that much fat, some of it is bound to go and cause manboobs, that’s pretty much like any guy will get when they cross over to obesity.(The fat means more horomones & some of the exess T will be converted to estrogen, but obviously not enough to overpower the testosterone turned DHT's effect on his skin& hair) Also since the latest molecular research into autism shows that estrogen acts as a promoter for several genes that are linked to protecting against autism while testosterone methilates them, it’s unlikely Chris has ever been estrogen dominant, and it’s likely he was exposed to too much testosterone in utero. It’s not <del>Lupus</del> Klinefelter's.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 21:25, 21 February 2011 (PST)

==Wes Iseli==

This article mentioned an non-sourced comment from Wes Iseli about Chris's funk during his PVCC days. I know it's not an official statement, but does any one know where or who that came from? ---[[User:ConCat|ConCat]] 17:17, 28 August 2010 (PDT)

== WeighIn ==

Should we add the new information about his weight we learned from this new video? We should also probably add something about why he must weigh 216 despite having the body we all see. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 16:31, 26 October 2010 (PDT)

== Page Blanked? ==

Why did youdonttellmewhattodo blank the page? Is he trying to troll us, or is there an actual reason for this?--[[User:Rena-kun|others > ;0; ;0; ;0; ^-^ < Rena-kun (me)]] 20:05, 17 July 2011 (PDT)

== Klinefelter ==

Could it be that Chris also suffers from the conditition known as Klinefelter Syndrome?
He has many of the symptoms:
*Unnatural large breasts
*Narrow bones
*Weak muscles
*Small genitalia
*High-pitched voice
*Little body and facial hair
*(Mild?) mental retardation (or, at the very least, below-average intelligence)
*Small hands and feet
*Obesity
I think it's pretty likely Chris has this discease. Maybe on top of other things, but it would explain a lot of his physical characteristiscs and behaviour I'd say. [[User:Charles|Charles]] 02:39, 29 November 2011 (PST)

== Broken source ==
The link to the first source seems to be broken, Chris' email responses in the linked "mailbag" are definitely not from Chris.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 18:41, 23 April 2012 (PDT)

Talk:Chris and health

2012-04-22T18:42:02Z

Lylelash:

User talk:Lylelash

2012-04-13T14:50:11Z

Lylelash:

== Re: Chris and fashion ==

Link 14 appears to work fine for me - it links to [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:07, 30 September 2010 (PDT)

It works for me now too...it wasn't an error message I received before it was an error I've never gotten here before, maybe just a glitch, thanks.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 18:10, 30 September 2010 (PDT)
:Internal Server Error 500? It's a known issue. For now, you just simply have to refresh the page and it will normally load OK. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:18, 30 September 2010 (PDT)
No it wasn't that one, this error was queer, some script in it that I couldn't bother to read lol.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 18:21, 30 September 2010 (PDT)

== Re:New article ==

Well normally we advise people to draft new "Chris and..." pages in their userspace. Basically we get a lot of people trying to create such articles, and we don't want to be overrun with them. We have to make sure that the articles will have a lot of content, mostly unique and not just duplicates of information found elsewhere. Oh and the article will need to be renamed to a lowercase C on "cosplay" if we decide to keep it. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:34, 11 October 2010 (PDT)
:An article simply on "cosplay" may be a better alternative. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:37, 11 October 2010 (PDT)
*Alright, I'll re-concentrate my efforts into a more general article and repost, thanks for the help.

==Password issues==

I can change your password to something else, letting you log in. You'd then have to change your password again on your own. If you'd like me to do that, just give me a heads-up here. I'll post the new password below this message, and you'll have to log in and change your password before someone else does. Alternatively, if you give me an email address, I can email you the new password. Up to you. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 07:37, 13 April 2012 (PDT)
:Actually, I have the email address you used to sign up on the forum. Check your hotmail in a minute or so. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 07:38, 13 April 2012 (PDT)
-- it worked, thanks Freecell.

User talk:Champthom

2012-04-13T14:31:00Z

Lylelash:

Talk to me.

Be sure to check out the archives as well:

'''Archive:''' [[User:Champthom/Archive 1|1]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 2|2]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 3|3]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 4|4]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 5|5]]

== Account inactive on the CWCki Forum ==

Hey Champ, I'm so sorry if this is the wrong place for this kind of post but I'm not really too sure where else to go to, sorry buddy. But yeah, I tried to sign onto my Jackal account on the CWCki forums and was told it was inactive and to contact an administrator... I'm just wondering did I receive a ban or something? Apologies if I did like, I'm not even asking to be re-instated or anything, I'm just curious what I've done! Thanks in advance Champthom --[[User:Jackal|Jackal]] 05:23, 4 March 2012 (PST)

==Champ tomas==

okay like i'll have all the subtitles backed up on my hd so far, did you have i have like 8gb of cwc shit on my computer? yeah i know right. so anywayyyy i have decided to credit ppl on both the caption titles (for example, "iamstraight by champthom") and the video descriptions for double the fun!!also if i can't upload the subtitles i can ask tito to. i should be fine though. [[User:Abejita Cortez|Abejita Cortez]] 19:09, 17 February 2011 (PST)

== PSN Tracker ==

I'm not sure if you're the right person to ask, but I recently got Chris to add me on the PSN.
How would I contribute to the PSN tracker? [[User:Dillon627|Dillon627]] 09:19, 22 February 2011 (PST)
*edit the psn tracker? i think anyone can edit it bro -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 10:42, 22 February 2011 (PST)
* http://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:PSNTracker&action=edit here you go -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 10:43, 22 February 2011 (PST)
Thanks. I'll try to start updating it when I can. [[User:Dillon627|Dillon627]] 12:12, 22 February 2011 (PST)

== I apologize ==

I apologize for doing something wrong while transcribing Kacey Call 8. I want you to know that I am currently still working on the transcript, but as you can imagine, it is not walk in the park... It's a little over 35 minutes long and I'm sure you know how hard it is to transcribe audio. I also want you to know that I will try to do better in the future. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 16:34, 4 March 2011 (PST)
*I do appreciate the effort, I do ask though you add [[:Template:Transcription|this template]] to pages that aren't completely transcribed. That way, people can pick up the slack so it's not all on you. I do appreciate your work and I hope you continue transcribing. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:51, 4 March 2011 (PST)
::Thanks for deleting the thinger-ma-bobber. Now that I look back at the edits, that should've been obvious..but I fail at computer stuff as it is so I'll blame it on that. :P --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 18:51, 6 March 2011 (PST)

== Re:Comic Categories ==

Sounds like a good idea.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 18:02, 4 March 2011 (PST)

== Always here ==

Wallflower policy here: http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Talk:The_Wallflower#Stating_CWCki_Policy

I have never left, friend. I merely got a new job that causes me to work long hours. Once my time becomes free-er and my heart level recovers from Mumble translations, I shall return full-time. I still check here once a day or more.

Want a pizza roll? Message me if you want a pizza roll. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 19:06, 7 March 2011 (PST)

:Edit: I'll post it in the right place later tonight. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 19:17, 7 March 2011 (PST)
:*Just did it dude, thanks for the help. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:17, 7 March 2011 (PST)

==Anything I can do at the moment?==

I've watched the CWCki for a while now and now that I've joined, I'd like to know if there is anything specific I can help with. Thanks. --[[user:Ctahu|Ctahu]] [[User_talk:Ctahu|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Ctahu|c)]] 17:50, 19 April 2011 (EST)

==Can do==
Sorry I took so long to reply, it was 3AM here when you left the message and I just got it. I'll keep IRC open for whenever you're available. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 07:10, 23 April 2011 (PDT)

== Love ==

Champ,

Just when everyone- EVERYONE- thought Chris had shriveled up, dried out like a prune and flat out fucking died- you [[Tomgirl_Pictures|delivered]]. Technically it was Freecell who uploaded them and obviously some [[troll|beautiful, honest woman]] persuaded him to do this, but in my reality Champthom knows all, sees all... so yeah.

Holy shit. Honestly, if we get nothing else for 2011...

... I want you bad.

--[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:17, 29 April 2011 (PDT)

== Possible new article ==

I noticed after I signed up a couple weeks ago that the articles on the retconned Asperchu characters were an absolute clusterfuck, so I've been experimenting in my [[User:Old meme/Sandbox|sandbox]] for a while now on merging the [[Chaotic Combo (Asperchu)]], [[Basement Rosechus]] and [[Mitch Sonichu]] pages. I added some new images and had Freecell look at it and make his own additions, and he thinks it's ready for the main namespace. Obviously though, that will involve moving pages and fixing broken redirects, and being the boss around here you get the final say. When I was working on this, the title I had in mind was "Asperchu parodies", but that's just my suggestion. Have a look at it and tell me what you think. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:19, 17 May 2011 (PDT)
*I've seen it, it's pretty good, but not sure about the name, as they're "parodies" in the same way Sonichu is a "parody" (which is, not really). Come up with a better name and we might be able to do something. Perhaps if you post on the portal [[CWCki:General|here]] you could get some feedback. Nice work though, keep it up.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:25, 17 May 2011 (PDT)
*Thanks. I'll do that now. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:32, 20 May 2011 (PDT)
*Champthom ma boi, that message has been on the community portal for four days and I don't think anyone has noticed it. Do you want to come up with an article name yourself? Only I want to get this page up so I can start using my sandbox for other purposes. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:16, 24 May 2011 (PDT)
*Thanks again. Tell me when you have a title for the page. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:15, 27 May 2011 (PDT)

Yo Champ! It's been nearly a month now. Have you got a title for me yet? I spent quite a while on that article and I want to see it up soon. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 09:33, 14 June 2011 (PDT)
*Holy crap, thanks for reminding me dude. Alec's suggestion is kinda lame, too wordy - "Alternate interpretations of Sonichu characters" (I think he might have misunderstood me), I think "Asperchu parodies" might work. Man, I am awful at procrastination, lol. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:05, 14 June 2011 (PDT)
*It's up now, and looking good. Thanks for sorting everything out Champ. Now to get to work on another merged page about Chris's shitty transformers. This will take a while. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:07, 17 June 2011 (PDT)
*Oh, and while I'm here, a couple of weeks ago I decided to rewrite the [[Sonichu (game)]] page. I only just realised after looking back on it that I subconsciously created another merged page while doing so. I condensed [[Pokémon: Lightning Version]], [[Sonichu Adventure]] and [[Sonichu Advance]] into that one page. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing, but take a look at it and fix it as you see fit. I didn't even know until now that I did that. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:17, 17 June 2011 (PDT)

==RE:==
Don't worry about it. I'm just sorry I wasn't online to see it sooner. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 08:31, 26 May 2011 (PDT)

Glad I was able to help since I missed the show. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:12, 26 May 2011 (PDT)

== I suck donkey balls ==
I was trying to upload a new version of [[:File:Prowl prower.jpg|this file]] and make it into [[:File:File-Prowl prower.jpg|this file]] so I could use it in an article. Somewhere down the line, I fucked up. The first one now displays the old image in file mode and the new image as a thumb on article pages, while the new one has a fucked up name that I think was automatically assigned when I tried to upload a new version of the other one. Please fix this for me? kthnx. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 14:50, 21 June 2011 (PDT)

== Check out this shit ==
I feel it's getting to the point where I'm just spamming with the ammount of times I keep asking you to look at a new article in my sandbox. Regardless, you said you wanted me to have a look at maybe rewriting the templates for the sagas and the like. I plan on doing so, along with a few other templates while I'm at it, but I am on my third sandbox already and I think making a fourth would be pushing it at this point. Even if I wasn't though, I think now would be a good time to show them to you because I am just about done. I'm awaiting Freecell's revisions for some of them, but he's taking a while and I'm sure whatever problems he would find, you would also. Anyway, here's [[User:Old meme/Sandbox|the first]]. It's a reworking of the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]] page and it merges [[Prower]] and [[Armoraxe]] into it as well, so we have a page on the entire team instead of a few pages on some of them. The [[User:Old meme/Sandbox 2|second one]] is a rewrite of the [[Decepti-Clone]] article, which has a bad name anyway because Decepti-Clone is the name for evil robots in general, but the page is about S.A.V.s. In my revision, I merged the original page with [[Jerkop Punislav]] and [[Crackder]] so it's actually about Decepti-Clones in general rather than just one type. I would suggest the name of the actual title for this page be [[Decepti-Clones]] plural. Just sayin'. [[User:Old meme/Sandbox 3|Sandbox 3]] is just a rewrite of [[Sarah Hammer]], but I sandboxed it instead of just rewriting the article as normal because I also merged [[Queen of the Cherokian Clan]] into it, because she is literally a one panel character with no more importance at all. Anyway, I'm submitting all of these for approval, and I promise you that after this and the [[Sonichu (game)]] mergings are over, I'll stop merging so much shit and creating more work for you for a while. I'll take a break and work on those templates instead. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:21, 24 June 2011 (PDT)
*Dude, I have bad news for you - I am the world's worst procrastinator. I put off EVERYTHING until the last minute, so if I don't reply to your message right away, that's probably because I'm on the Internet dicking around. I also work at night and sleep during the day most of the week, so on those days I maybe get to check the CWCki for 10, 15 minutes and that's mostly to see if anyone has been vandalizing. Anyways, your articles - your first one, on the Samurai Pizza Bots is pretty alright. My only complaint is the tone, it's rather informal. Now mind you, I don't mind that tone sometimes and I think some articles get away with it but I know that some people prefer a more formal tone and I believe their argument has merit. I have the next few days off, I'll see what I can do to critque your article and give you some ways to improve it. Your Decepti-Clones article seems better than the one we have, but I'll give it another look, it has a lot of details from the comic that I need to refresh to see the context (the later comics I mostly skimmed because Chris stopped giving a shit at that point). I really need to wait on seeing the Sarah Hammer article, that is yours versus the one we have as I don't want to get the two confused. Like I said, I can critque your articles for you. You don't have to work on those templates or the saga stuff if you don't want to, I usually say that when people ask "Why don't we have x?" I say "Because you haven't made it yet!" You're obviously a very dedicated wiki editor which I like and I expect great things from you, just keep up the good work and bear with me.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:42, 24 June 2011 (PDT)
**I appreciate it Champ. I'm only on here a few days a week anyway, I figure while I am I may as well fix things up. No need to rush anything here, I can wait. There are plenty of other articles I could be working on that don't require the sandbox. Plus Freecell still needs to make his edits before this is moved to the main namespace. I'll take the formality thing into consideration and see if I can make the article a bit more serious when I do the spellchecking. And honestly, I do want to give the templates an overhaul. Some of them are laughably outdated compared to some of the articles using them. I think Dethchemist was actually working on some templates too, but I don't know if he still is or not. Either way, leave me a message on my talk page when you get around to reading the stuff, and I'll make the appropriate corrections. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 09:22, 24 June 2011 (PDT)
**Made some updates. Tell me what you think. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:56, 25 June 2011 (PDT)

==k==
Trying to do, but whenever I make an account it refuses the username/password combination and says I have no method of recovering it. I'll let it sit for a while and try again. Alternatively, I'll be in IRC if that's easier for you. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 09:16, 14 July 2011 (PDT)

== Champthom my homie ==
Wha's cracking y'all? I thought I'd drop by and remind you like always to look over my sandbox pages, already linked to above, because you said you would but then you did something else and forgot them. Not sayin' I blame y'all, but I'm here to remind you anyway, because you need reminding. They're merged pages for the transformers articles and one on Sarah Hammer fyi. Alright, that's it for now. I got things to do an' shit. Talk later, kay? --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 01:29, 15 July 2011 (PDT)

You know, if you don't have the time or don't want to do it, I could always add the new pages and create the redirects myself? --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 03:53, 26 July 2011 (PDT)
*[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'M WORKIN' ON IT!]]. Seriously, I'll give it a look tonight or tomorrow.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:08, 26 July 2011 (PDT)
**Well, you said you would, so I can only assume you did. Was the page okay? Just give me a yes or no answer, and if it's a yes, I promise I'll do all the work and sort it out myself. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 05:49, 29 July 2011 (PDT)
:::*Here's what I say - just make the changes, if people don't like it they can change it back. RPOBLEM OSLVED.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:51, 29 July 2011 (PDT)
::::*KAY MAN. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 05:52, 29 July 2011 (PDT)

==New members==
I figured I'd let you know that a lot of people from /cwc/ have it in their head that the best course of action right now is to raid the CWCki in the name of the tomgirls. We're working on a similar plan right now but it needs to be taken one step at a time, not jumped into. So I'd keep an eye on any new members, just in case. It's possible they'll do something stupid. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 12:28, 22 July 2011 (PDT)
*Well main page templates have all been protected for the next week, that's usually what they target first. It's possible that new people are joining because there's new content, but I have considered the possibility of the attack, hence the protection. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:17, 22 July 2011 (PDT)

==Templates==
<nowiki>Yo. I've just been using {{subst:welcome}} instead of {{welcome}}. I'll switch to {{welcome}} if you want.</nowiki> --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 22:19, 22 July 2011 (PDT)

==Page Format==
I've done a couple page cleanups over the last few days, and I got to thinking about the common nit-picks I have. There's good info in the Help pages on how to format dates, when to pipe, etc., but there's no real place to go to see a model 'page layout.' I started a [[User:Dude/Guide_to_Style|formatting guide]] (improperly labeled 'style' guide, at the moment) as a subpage of my user page. Take a look, and feel free to use it as the nucleus for a new help page. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 23:25, 24 July 2011 (PDT)
*Not bad, it's definitely something we could use. I would suggest looking up how Wikipedia does things, as that tends to be the standard for wikis (for instance, standard for pics are right aligned when possible). Pretty much I'd recommend fleshing it out with stuff from Wikipedia's article layout guide (remember, it's Creative Commons so you can pretty much copy paste it, ideally source it as well) and obviously adapt it to the CWCki's needs.

:To be honest, I came up with the "Sauces" thing since that's how most people who frequent this site talk - they'll say "sauce plz" HOWEVER if you and other people think it should be "References", I'm cool with that.

:Keep up the good work man.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:50, 25 July 2011 (PDT)

::HA! I thought if anybody would hate the ''sauces'' it would be you, man ;-) It doesn't really matter to me, though I prefer Refs. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 18:51, 25 July 2011 (PDT)

==Just got your message==
I've been unwell for the past few days and still am. I'll leave IRC open if you're still wanting to talk, but I'm mostly going to be away from my computer so I may not be able to get back to you for a few hours. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 13:48, 27 July 2011 (PDT)

==I'm sorry to neg you..==
But can you please edit [[Template:Da Update|Da Update]] to include Liquid closing his YouTube account? I don't have permission to edit that template and I think this item is newsworthy, plus it might lead to Chris proclaiming victory on YouTube or something like that after seeing that his old foe's YouTube account is gone. -- [[User:NegaCWC]]
*I agree that it's newsworthy, though it's unlikely Chris gives enough of a fuck anymore. Liquid got what he wanted, Chris lost and moved on. It sounds like you're trying to use the CWCki to troll Chris though. There's a stigma against that, non? [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 22:45, 27 July 2011 (PDT)
**Yeah I know that the CWCki shouldn't be used as a trolling tool, I'm asking for it to be put on Da Update because I think it needs to be there regardless of Chris's possible reacion, even if we found out that Chris is dead by now I think it should be there. Sorry that I didn't sign my previous edit BTW. --[[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 00:25, 28 July 2011 (PDT)
::*I'm sorry but Da update is strictly for Chris related updates. Unless Chris manages to react to the account closing, it definitely has no place in da update. Besides, it leads to a slippery slope - one could argue then that we include any update any past troll of Chris does on their YouTube accounts and that would be silly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:00, 28 July 2011 (PDT)
:::*I don't really have an opinion either way, but I don't know if it would necessarily lead to stalking all Chris related youtube accounts. Liquid is a bit more important than other troll youtube accounts because that saga happened primarily via youtube. It might be a milestone we'd want to make note of. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 06:03, 28 July 2011 (PDT)
::::*But, was there an update when the Asperpedia was shut down? If so, then editing Da Update to include the closing of Liquid's account wouldn't be totally unprecedented. If not, then I agree, it's a slippery slope. [[User:Giantgroundsloth|Giantgroundsloth]] 06:50, 28 July 2011 (PDT)
:::::*Remember though people, da update is essentially about Chris. People check it out to see what Chris is up to. Da update really shouldn't be what other trolls are up to, as people who are curious about the trolls themselves usually manage to find out about them themselves. I have no problem with this information being incorporated into the [[Liquid Chris]] page if it hasn't already, as obviously it's relevant. However, it's not da update worthy because it's not about Chris. While it won't necessarily lead to stalking other trolls, it will set a precedent for it. People will say "Oh, [[Vivian]] has started a side project, let's include that in the update" or "[[Jack Thaddeus]] posted something on some Internet forum, let's include that in da update." I'm careful when it comes to establishing precedents, which is why including Liquid's account closing would set a bad one.
::::::As I see it, people who want this in da update 1) want to troll Chris for it or 2) feel that we need to update da update because it's been too long. As many people will back me up on this, the CWCki isn't a way to troll Chris, that's to protect our asses if shit ever goes down. Even if we are to update it to troll Chris, I very, very, VERY much doubt he would care and I have sufficient knowledge of Chris to know this. Chris will probably have no clue who "Liquid Chris" is, and even if he realizes it's the "impostor" he'll just remind himself how he won the [[Singstar Challenge]] (at least, HE believes he did) and is therefore the TRUE and HONEST Christian Chandler, or at least the Christian Weston Chandler who was born Christopher. Second point, I don't think there's anything wrong with not updating da update. If nothing happens with Chris, so be it. Da update reflects what da update is and if there is no update, well, [[Chris Calls Clyde Out|tough cookies]]. Da update should not be cheapen by updating it for the sake of updating it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:21, 28 July 2011 (PDT)

==WHAT?!==
YOU MEAN YOU'VE [[Help:So, you've been banned...|BEEN ABLE TO BAN PEOPLE FOR GENERAL FAGGOTRY THIS WHOLE TIME]] AND YOU NEVER ONCE THOUGHT TO GET RID OF FAGGOTS LIKE ICONOCLAST?!

I've got to say Champ, I'm more than a little disapointed by this. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:52, 28 July 2011 (PDT)
*I don't ban people unless they've actually done something against the CWCki (i.e. vandalized it) or their presence is so disruptive to the CWCki that people are spending more resources trolling said person than editing the CWCki (like with 16BitAlex). "General faggotry" is more of an exception clause, because there's usually exceptions to the rules. I try to be fair and just with everyone when it comes to bannings, and I won't ban anyone who edits in good faith.
:Just chillax man.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:58, 28 July 2011 (PDT)
::But still, you missed so many great opportunities with this! The people we could have gotten rid of! The unnecessary drama we could have avoided! Alex was totally acceptable to ban! Yet you didn't do that until he requested it himself! You need to start being harsher with your punishments. Keep that pimp hand strong. Or at least give me a promotion so I can be harsh for you. I promise I won't go crazy and ban all the furfags. Or Clyde. Unless you want me to. Which you should seriously consider by the way. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:09, 28 July 2011 (PDT)

==T&T Page==

Hey, the protection on the T&T page is up. Could you revert the edits to the 22nd and lock it again? Just in case, it's best to keep the article static until this is all over. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 19:17, 29 July 2011 (PDT)

==Yo==
Hey, I saw you were on earlier and protected a page. If you're still online, jump on IRC real fast. Otherwise, I'll look for you another time. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 21:02, 29 July 2011 (PDT)

==Chibbity Champthom==
I sent you a PM on PVCC but you're here more so hit me up homedog. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 07:28, 6 August 2011 (PDT)

==RE: Ivy's age==
I'm a little confused about Ivy's date of birth. Is 1992 the year in which the actual culprit behind Ivy was born or is it Ivy's year of birth according to what Chris was told? If it's only the former than I'm not sure it should be listed as the date of birth in her article. After all if I remember correctly you're the one who said that articles on trollsonas should always describe the events as Chris perceives them rather than explain what really happened (who was really behind every trollsona and so on). - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 11:13, 3 September 2011 (PDT)
*It's the birthday Ivy told me when I asked her when her birthday is. Take that as you will.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:02, 4 September 2011 (PDT)

== Standardising Template:PublicSauce ==

Champthom, can you rename [[Template:PublicSauce]] to "Template:PublicSource"? Now that the [[Template:Cite]] template has been changed to display [''citation needed''] instead of [''sauce needed''], shouldn't [''public sauce needed''] likewise be changed to read [''public source needed'']?

I'm going to go ahead and change the template to do just that, but I cannot rename the template. By renaming the template, it will further standardise naming conventions in the CWCki as well as be consistent with the template's output. Renaming shouldn't cause any problems regarding coding in other pages since no pages currently use this template. – [[User:BrianBash|BrianBash]] ([[User_talk:BrianBash|talk]]|[[Special:Contributions/BrianBash|cont]]) 16:30, 3 September 2011 (PDT)
: I moved it, which should fix this. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:17, 3 September 2011 (PDT)

== Sonichu Animated ==
Have you tried protecting the variations of using a colon and semicolon and different possible capitalizations of all the different words? And don't forget abbreviations like Sonichu TAS and STAS. I would also like to remind you that it can just be shortened to Sonichu Animated or some variation thereof. You have a lot of work to do bro. Maybe you should put the Jerkops to work on this. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:12, 6 September 2011 (PDT)
*When I said comma, I did mean colon. So far, I've protected "Sonichu: The Animated Series" and "Sonichu:The Animated Series" in addition to "Sonichu The Animated Series." It's not a huge ordeal, if it comes up again I'll delete it, I just find it annoying that people see that they can't create the page with the right spelling, so they think they're clever by taking out the colon or something like that. Sonichu TAS is the only page that keeps getting resurrected time and again. But yeah, I'm not going to make a huge deal out of it, if it comes up I'll deal with it then than try and figure out every permutation someone could make for the page. I mean, could you totally see me like, making a zillion protections and someone figuring out one I didn't cover? That'd be embarrassing. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:32, 6 September 2011 (PDT)
::The ''recent changes'' page hasn't been moving *that* quickly; while it's retarded that it keeps being added, I think the deletion turn-around has been quick enough. And honestly, I think it's just retards that need to lurk moar, as opposed to any real effort at being a douche. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 22:33, 6 September 2011 (PDT)
::EDIT: OK, I just saw the last one, and that was pretty douchey. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 22:38, 6 September 2011 (PDT)

== Thanks ==

Thanks =) As a side note, can you give [[User:WelcomeBot]] bot status - I am not a good enough admin to do it myself according to [[Special:UserRights]] =( --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:46, 21 September 2011 (PDT)
:Oh yeah and I got a little bored and [[User:Anonymax/Style|drafted some style guidelines]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:30, 21 September 2011 (PDT)

== Nag nag nag nag ==

Make me an admin so I can lord over these spergs with an iron fist. --[[User:Dinglebear|Dinglebear]] 12:40, 22 September 2011 (PDT)

== Image naming ==

As of MediaWiki version 1.14 or something, you can now "rename" files by using the move feature on File: pages. Just a timesaving pro-tip for the future - though an improper name may not be the sole reason for having to delete a file, if it is - then you don't need to delete/reupload anymore. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:48, 27 September 2011 (PDT)
*Well fuck me in the ass and call me your sister, you're right. I was expecting it to be named something like "Rename" but apparently not. Yeah, totally saves time, this is totally why I made you an admin.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:15, 27 September 2011 (PDT)

== Bit of help... ==

Can you delete my account? Thank you. [[Kurtwodka|Kurtwodka]] 22:53, 04 October 2011 (PDT)

== Come back you durp ==

I had some BUSINESS to DISCUSS with you before you RUDELY left upon request. --[[User:Thorg|Thorg]] 23:54, 4 October 2011 (PDT)
*Also make me a Jerkop. --[[User:Thorg|Thorg]] 00:04, 5 October 2011 (PDT)
**No wait make me an admin. --[[User:Thorg|Thorg]] 00:08, 5 October 2011 (PDT)
::*No.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:20, 5 October 2011 (PDT)

== Re: WelcomeBot ==

WelcomeBot is already clever in many ways. Firstly it only welcomes users who have made at least one edit since registering their account. This is for various reasons, but one is because bombarding a new user with a welcome message within 60 minutes of them making their account isn't terribly cool.

WelcomeBot already ignores users who are blocked - so vandals usually get detected and banned pretty quickly around here and by the time WelcomeBot does another sweep, it's more than likely any vandals will have been banned.

The {{tl|Welcome}} template already has a parameter for specifying a user other the one making the edit to the user's talk page - I've now edited WelcomeBot to place my name instead of his for the "contact me on my userpage" link. WelcomeBot still signs the message, but the bot's userpage explains who the bot is, who controls him and why.

A demo of this action can be seen on [[User talk:WBTest2]] - which originally had one edit to their own userpage and I forced WelcomeBot to re-run - and you can see the difference in talk page linking. I can add to the welcome template or WelcomeBot's signature something about why a bot is welcoming them - but the userpage should already explain this. I think I covered most of your questions... --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 06:01, 8 October 2011 (PDT)
*Very good, thanks for answering them. Sounds like this is a good thing then, keep up the good work.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:50, 8 October 2011 (PDT)

==I was right about STAS==
[[File:Totally called it.png|300px]]

--[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:20, 14 October 2011 (PDT)
*Shine on, you crazy diamond.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:50, 14 October 2011 (PDT)
:*I will! Thank you father! --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:13, 14 October 2011 (PDT)

== PVCC CONSPIRACY !11!!ONE! ==
[[File:Champthom be trollin'.jpg]]

I never knew you were such a master troll Champ. I'm proud of you. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 12:19, 4 November 2011 (PDT)

== Getting hold of me ==

I'm alive on IRC from now and for about 6 more hours - you can get my attention quickest by leaving me a message on my talk page on the CWCki - as I'll get an alert within 5 minutes. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:32, 5 November 2011 (PDT)

==The Forum==

I still seem to be able to post and edit my own posts, but I don't have admin privileges anymore. If I'm not anywhere in the list, I may just have to make another account. I think people just have to make a post to get added to the list of members, though, so I gave that a go just now. Also, I haven't yet worked out the details, but I can tell intuitively that this is some kind of secret PVCC plot. I'm on to you. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 06:00, 20 November 2011 (PST)
*Figured it, out, you're back on though your post count resetted =/. BUT you have a custom title and you're back to admin so your e-peen is of equal or greater length now. Keep up the good work on the forum, God only knows I can only do so much.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:25, 20 November 2011 (PST)
**Cool. I'll do my best to keep at it. I might have to take a break from everything for exams in 3 weeks, but if so I'll let you know. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 06:32, 20 November 2011 (PST)

== SPOILER ==

'''SPOILER''': Freecell is signing comments. See also: [[Wikipedia:WP:CUSTOMSIG|that's the joke]] --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:58, 29 November 2011 (PST)
: "that's the joke"
:: - Anonymax on being simultaneously oblivious and self-aware
—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 12:47, 29 November 2011 (PST)
::I used the incorrect term. It should be "this is the joke" but then I'd look stupid. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:37, 29 November 2011 (PST)
*Ah man, you got me. Well played sir, well played. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:48, 29 November 2011 (PST)

== Moving pages ==

MediaWiki now allows you to delete a page on the fly when you try to move an article to a page that already exists. It gives you a warning but then the option to delete it automatically when you proceed with the move. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 08:40, 5 December 2011 (PST)
*Sweet, thanks for letting me know, that's a lifesaver.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:41, 5 December 2011 (PST)
*Odd though. I tried moving "Chris's Wikpedia page" to "Chris's Wikipedia profile" and it said that the talk page already existed and cannot be overridden. Is that only for regular pages then? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:44, 5 December 2011 (PST)
:It probably has issues if the main article doesn't exist before the talk page does. I'll test it. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 08:49, 5 December 2011 (PST)
:OK so basically if the talk page for the destination article title already exists, it won't move the associated talk page. It doesn't want to overwrite the talk page messages - so you have to make a judgement of either deleting the talk page and re-creating afresh, or doing a manual merge of the talk pages (preferable). --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:43, 5 December 2011 (PST)

== Freecell sent me ==

could you please unban my slimz account (you can leave fatz ban) on the forum. Freecell told me that i should talk to you.. Im not sure exactly what the ban was for specifically but i would be glad to rectify the situation. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 06:53, 19 December 2011 (PST)

: the 'over the top' persona is just that (welcome to the internet). However if you care that much about the opinions of a a bunch of people you have never met, and feel that your forum is in danger or somehow shamed by me, then im not sure what to tell you. but i think your atempt to censor the forum is trite and a bit 'over the top' in itself. I did not want to have to resort to getting around the ban thru an out of state system, thats why i asked nicely. I will continue to lurk until such time as you see fit to lift said ban. As far as sperging goes, where do you draw the line. Allowing the actions of others to dictate your response is no way to lead. In the real world thats called "prom queen"... think about it. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 08:47, 19 December 2011 (PST)

:*Even if I'm generous and assume that you thought that acting like a tough guy was a good idea (as opposed to just saying that for saving face), generally people who have a deep seated hatred for Chris are usually just as fucked up as Chris (see A-Log, PDK, etc.). I'm a nice guy, I don't like seeing people trolled. I stopped you from digging yourself deeper, you're damn glad that they didn't dox you and use life ruin tactics on you. /cwc/ is desperate for content, so they'll troll anyone they consider a "sperg" to get some kick out of it. You're asking for trouble when you make posts like you made. It encourages people to lurk the CWCki Forums just to find fresh meat to troll and it's only a matter of time people start actively trolling the forum. You're welcome to lurk,, I don't give a damn but no way am I unbanning you.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:59, 20 December 2011 (PST)

== I merged another five pages together hope you don't mind. ==
Go check recent changes for which ones. I'm not going through all those links. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 10:00, 20 December 2011 (PST)

== A message from the Great Successor ==

Herro, I have work all this week so I won't be online PM my time until about now. Leave me a message on IRC using MemoServ (as my main desktop keeps bluescreening). Canine said he doesn't know how to summon you. I left you a memo with my interwebs email address. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:25, 29 December 2011 (PST)
:Pro-tip: '''/msg memoserv send Anonymax''' '''''MSGHERE''''' --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:26, 29 December 2011 (PST)
:I got your message - good idea. I'll take a look sometime this week - after this stupid IT project for work is over. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 08:22, 1 January 2012 (PST)

== *stress sigh* ==
<s>Alright, this is a little embarrassing to admit, but I can't use either of those programs. IRC I never even heard of before I came to CWCki and it was never my thing. And AIM I tried to install and sign up for especially for this but it keeps fucking me around. Is there any kind of email address I can reach you through? --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 09:48, 10 January 2012 (PST)</s>

Scratch that, I got into IRC. Unfamiliar programs just intimidate me I guess. You're not in it Champ, but I'll be waiting there for you if you're asleep or at work or whatever it is you Americans do at this time of day. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:09, 13 January 2012 (PST)

== okay then ==
nice talking. Call me when you've reached a decision. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:23, 13 January 2012 (PST)

== A little idea I have ==

One of us will go to chris's house, put a lolisa rosechu doll or sign in front of it, and film it to see how chris reacts.
It is what I would like to call: The Lolisa Experiment --An Anonymous Guru 8 February 2012 21:32 GMT
:If you want to do it, go on ahead. Also CWCki is not a forum. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 14:20, 8 February 2012 (PST)

== Possible Video of the now? ==
Nevermind, realised you can do it yourself now...
MellowColor

== I hear you bro ==
Your words of support move me. It warms my heart to know that you recognise the problem we have and are completely behind us. It gives me that much more confidence that we can salvage this place. Please feel free to make me a Jerkop so I can ban problem makers myself though. In my line of work, dealing with faggots means threatening a lot of bans, and it would be nice to have a badge to wave in their face to help move the conversation along in those cases. Come on Champy. Help a brother out? --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:59, 21 February 2012 (PST)

== New FB Content==
Is this not on Da Update for any reason in particular? Should someone mention Christians little Lemonade venture on there? --[[User:MellowColor|MellowColor]] 03:15, 23 February 2012 (PST)
*Good question! I think people are afraid of putting it up there because they don't want to scare away Chris but IMHO, that shouldn't be a factor to this sort of thing. I'd take it up on the talk page first (that is, the talk page for Da Update) before doing anything, so you don't piss off anyone.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:29, 23 February 2012 (PST)

== Forum ==

Hey, there. Fairly new to the CWCki and Chris-Chan in general, and I enjoy reading the articles and the forums. Admittedly, I was inactive for a while, as I only just read the posts. But recently, I actually did start posting and had every intention to continue to do so. But, today my account "mitchsonichu" was deactivated with the reason stating I was "inactive" despite showing recent activity. It said to contact an admin and you were the only online admin I saw, so, can you please help out? --[[User:Mitchsonichu|Mitchsonichu]] 05:21, 4 March 2012 (PST)
*I'm cracking down on lurkers, for various reasons. I reactivated your account, if it doesn't work let me know. But like I said, I'm starting to crack down on lurkers for various reasons so I'd implore you to contribute.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:09, 4 March 2012 (PST)
**Nope. Still not reactivated. It still says I'm deactivated. Am I doing something wrong? --[[User:Mitchsonichu|Mitchsonichu]] 22:47, 5 March 2012 (PST)

== The Sarah May Article ==

Hi Champ, people are giving me a lot of hell for this article I edited. As I see it the old article put Chris too much in the wrong for no reason considering he was being blackmailed and interrogated. If you agree with everybody else, I'll drop it and stop editing the article, for the moment being I need to stand my ground on this thing. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 09:15, 4 March 2012 (PST)

== Clefpalete ==

Sorry, I'm not sure if this is the right forum for this, but I'd like to voice my opinion that [[User:Cleftpalete‎]] needs to go, or at least have a warning. I think he's created an incredibly negative environment over a mostly insignificant article, and he has gone as far as acting overtly hostile to other editors, as well as insulting me and other members. Normally, I wouldn't complain, but I feel like this sort of thing really gets in the way of proper editing. Just my two cents. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 09:48, 4 March 2012 (PST)

== Account deactivated? ==

My account on the new cwcki forums is kitphiroth. i really want my account reactivated? i'm sorry, i didn't mean to do something bad or wrong if I did ;(

--[[User:Nijhia|Nijhia]] 16:03, 6 March 2012 (PST)

== Heeeey ==

You should replace the DYK facts to was (Example: ...that Chris was a gay icon?). Sorry if my English is bad. --[[User:Ferret|Ferret]] 09:43, 1 April 2012 (PDT)

== Account problems on the forums ==
My account on the CWCKI forums is mittlizer, I tried to sign in today after I had reset my password and it will not let me. I keep getting the "you have exceeded the maximum number of login attempts..." I put in the little code and it just keeps sending me back to the same screen, not letting me log in. Is there any way to fix this?--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 07:31, 13 April 2012 (PDT)

User talk:Champthom

2012-04-13T14:30:38Z

Lylelash:

March 2012

2012-04-01T03:25:09Z

Lylelash:

'''March 2012''' is the third month of [[2012]].

==Events==
*None known.
{{Timeline}}

Talk:Rocky Shoemaker call

2011-12-11T20:21:10Z

Lylelash:

To be honest, I'm not entirely comfortable with this being here, but not for the reasons you think. While technically Virginia allows for recording calls with the consent of one party (i.e. the party that's recording), I think Rocky might be bothered by a private call being here. Unlike Chris, she most likely has an IQ greater than that of a brick and would be bothered by the invasion of her privacy and that sort of thing. Secondly, why do we have to have the entire conversation here? That's what irks me sometimes, people think we need to mirror and host everything connected with Chris. I don't think so, I think we should just cite the audio file and that's sufficient as opposed to having an entire article about the call with a full transcript. Thirdly, I think this would set a dangerous precedent, as I'd rather not see people harass people connected to Chris for content. These people, unlike Chris, probably do mind if a stranger calls them, talks about their acquaintance with Chris, however nebulous, and then posts their private call for the entire Internet to see.

I realize that this provides valuable information but I'd rather see this information obtained through other means, such as public records or that sort of thing.

If we are to keep it, I'd recommend wikifying the transcript and categorizing the call.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:40, 11 December 2011 (PST)

:Champ is good people and I agree with him. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 06:59, 11 December 2011 (PST)

*Thirded, really. God damn. --[[User:Shefap2|Shefap2]] 07:13, 11 December 2011 (PST)
** I felt the same way Champ, until I listened to the call and realized that Rocky isn't as "innocent" in this as she seems. I mean really. She tells this caller that she needs some ID or some consent from the lawyer before she talks...and then instead of hanging up like a good person would, she continues to <s>gab</s>talk about Chris anyway. I agree that this information would have been better collected another way...and that everyone who has dealings with Chris don't necessarily need to be trolled too to get information about Chris. I guess what I'm saying is this: This doesn't need it's own page, but I believe it should be noted in the Rocky Shoemaker article that there is audio of a call between a troll pretending to be a doctor and her and that she gave some information about the Chandler's living condition. And then a link to the audio file could be given. This whole transcript isn't necessary; is it really all that shocking that the Chandler house is a filthy, invested, mess? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 08:30, 11 December 2011 (PST)
*** The infestation had everything to do with the topic of meeting at Christian's house and wasn't "gabbing". -- [[User:Mexican|Mexican]] 08:45, 11 December 2011 (PST)
**I agree with Champ. When push come to shove, Rocky got more resources and smarts than Chris. Having the contents of that call here might irks her. I agree with adding some snippets of the calls in a form of "Rocky said..."and let the whole audio as a reference out of the CWCki. Yes, no shit is too small but we need to think about any liability that can come from this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 09:16, 11 December 2011 (PST)

***No liability would come from it, we're documenting something that was obtained from someone else, so CWCKI can't get in trouble for hosting it, same as FOX news can't get in trouble for reporting on something, even if they obtained the information from someone that stole it, unless they told the person to steal it. But I feel that this should only be reference to in the Rocky article with a link to the call, people involved with Chris don't need to be troubled by trolls.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 12:21, 11 December 2011 (PST)

Talk:Rocky Shoemaker call

2011-12-11T20:20:43Z

Lylelash:

Respectable Frames

2011-12-10T05:11:12Z

Lylelash:

<center>{{#ev:youtube|1Sed9mjXEko}}</center>

{{Quote|My frames are good; [[Chris and Fashion|they look good to me]], and they are the best fit for my lenses anyway.|Chris, [[Mailbag 14#The pedoglasses stay|on his choice in eyewear]].}}

[[Image:069-SchuGlasses.jpg|thumb|left|Sonichu on his pedo-glasses - "I think I've picked the wrong frames." Yes, yes you have.]]
[[Image:RapistGlasses.jpg|thumb|[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVcyNANK5cY It's the Rapist Glasses!]]]

The '''[[Pedo]]-Glasses''', also known as the '''[[Rapist]] Glasses''', are the colloquial names for [[Chris]]'s spectacles, the appearance of which have been described variously as recalling some form of [[sex]]ual deviant, usually along the lines of a [[pedofork]]. He began wearing them on 2 February 1998.<ref>[[CWC's Diary]]</ref> In late [[October 2010]], Chris broke his glasses and repaired them with Crayola Model Magic.<ref>[[WeighIn]]</ref>

==Glasses==
They are double-bridged (to reduce tard breakage) and somewhat oversized, their roundness emphasizing Chris's pudgy face and generally rotund form. The earpieces are connected by a string attachment that nobody else under the age of sixty would use. Regardless, Chris has defended his choice of eyewear with the truism that [[Madman Rising|"it helps me see better"]], although they remained conspicuously absent from the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]] for some time.

Often these type of frames and lenses are among the few pairs available by default to a patient at little to no cost if they want to utilize their [[monthly tugboat|Social Security Disability Insurance]] on vision benefits. Of course, many tend to spend some extra cash on a much better pair of frames, but Chris has better things [[Chris and money|to buy]].
{{clear}}

==Dramatic glasses removal==

Chris has been known to emphatically remove his glasses from his face for dramatic effect in his videos, often putting them on just so he can tear them off again, like the manchild version of David Caruso. (For a useful example in context, see his video from [[100 2188|27 May 2010]], where he removes his glasses, puts them back on, and removes them again within the space of less than thirty seconds.)

In various videos Chris also appears to take his glasses off and throw them to the floor. This was particularly common during his feud with [[Liquid Chris]], when the dispute over his identity had him especially wound up — see [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC|here]] and [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|here]] for examples. In a [[WeighIn|couple of]] [[FullHouse|videos]] posted in October 2010, it appears Chris has wrapped tape over the bridge of his glasses, showing that all those dramatic removals have finally taken their toll on Chris's frames. The tape was later replaced by a more permanent solution in form of a nose-piece, crafted in crayola model magic.

How exactly his frames broke in the first place is unknown. [[The_MovingForward_videos|The MovingForward Videos]] show that Chris sometimes stores his glasses in his back pocket, though, so it's not entirely unlikely that he simply forgot they were there and [[Obesity|sat on them]].

<center>{{#ev:youtube|p9nkN1AHKD0}}</center>

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:043-CWCsFavHitsIn.jpg|Early appearance
File:485-CWCsF.JPG|The Pedo-Glasses in oil pastels
File:Cwcregularglasses.JPG|Modern day appearance of the glasses
File:Cwctapedglasses.JPG|Taped glasses after suffering some [[Chris and anger|abuse]]
File:Cwcmagicglasses.JPG|Chris fashioned a new bridge from Crayola fuckin' Model Magic
File:TG15.jpg|in the [[tomgirl|Tomgirl Pictures]] Chris is seen with a new set of glasses.
</gallery></center>

== Sources ==
<references/>
{{Mannerisms}}
{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category:Pages with fan videos]]
[[Category:Relics of Fail]]

Talk:Dating ad.mp4

2011-11-26T04:18:16Z

Lylelash:

Is it just me, or is this already known? I could have sworn I heard this back in 2008 so saying it was discovered recently seems a bit off. Correct me if I'm wrong. [[User:Shefap2|Shefap2]] 15:22, 25 November 2011 (PST)

>I've not heard this particular recording. Lets not forget, Chris has had several videos and recordings requesting dates. So it is possible there are others we've not heard that might have been previously lost amongst Chris' multitude of self-recorded media going from 2008 to now. [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 21:44, 25 November 2011 (EST)

'''Place of Origin?'''

What's the place of origin of this recording? It should go in the article because it is relevant to the topic if he was using a new dating site.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 20:18, 25 November 2011 (PST)

Talk:Dating ad.mp4

2011-11-26T04:17:47Z

Lylelash:

Is it just me, or is this already known? I could have sworn I heard this back in 2008 so saying it was discovered recently seems a bit off. Correct me if I'm wrong. [[User:Shefap2|Shefap2]] 15:22, 25 November 2011 (PST)

>I've not heard this particular recording. Lets not forget, Chris has had several videos and recordings requesting dates. So it is possible there are others we've not heard that might have been previously lost amongst Chris' multitude of self-recorded media going from 2008 to now. [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 21:44, 25 November 2011 (EST)

'''Place of Origin?'''
What's the place of origin of this recording? It should go in the article because it is relevant to the topic if he was using a new dating site.

User talk:LouisLash

2011-11-18T02:24:32Z

Lylelash:

==Hi there!==

[[Image:CWCiki_Introduction.jpg|thumb|300px|Welcome to CWCKI!]]

Welcome to [[CWCki]]! There's a lot to do around here because Chris never does anything himself. I hope you'll stay with us and make many improvements of your own!

:Before you start, be sure to read '''[[A Quick Guide to CWCki]]'''. This will guide you through the dos and don'ts of editing [[CWCki|the world's most accurate wiki]]. Be especially sure to read this if you consider Anonymous to be legion or if you've just come over from [[ED]]. Everything you know is [[lies|wrong]].

:'''[[Special:Recentchanges|Recent changes]]''' is a great first stop, because you can see what other people are editing right this minute, and where you can help.

:If you're looking for things to do, check out the '''[[CWCki:Priority Listing|priority listing]]''' for things that need to be done, or join a '''[[CWCki:Projects|project]]'''.

:If you haven't already, create a '''[[User:{{PAGENAME}}|user page]]''' about yourself! If you do, we'll be able to know you better as a member of our community. Just be sure to check out the [[CWCki:User pages|guidelines]] first.

:'''Questions?''' Please read the [[Frequently Asked Questions|FAQ]] first. Later, you can ask in the '''[[CWCki:Community_Portal|Community Portal]]''' or on the "discussion" page associated with each article, join the live chat in our [[Sonichu (IRC)|IRC channel]] or post a message on [[User talk:Anonymax|my talk page]]!

:Once again, welcome to CWCki!

--[[User:WelcomeBot|WelcomeBot]] 18:04, 17 November 2011 (PST)

Someone created this account with my email...it's not me.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 18:07, 17 November 2011 (PST)
:I guess don't worry about it - WelcomeBot is currently just working through our entire user list and welcoming people who have never been welcomed. I made some changes to it that meant it sort of wanted all users to be in sync - and I see no harm in leaving a message for all users who've never had a welcome message before for if/when they ever login again. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:22, 17 November 2011 (PST)

That's fine, I just didn't want my account to get deleted for spam, so I left the message.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 18:24, 17 November 2011 (PST)

User talk:LouisLash

2011-11-18T02:07:16Z

Lylelash:

User:Lylelash

2011-11-07T02:25:48Z

Lylelash: Created page with "I am LyleLash"

I am LyleLash

28 October 2011

2011-11-07T02:21:23Z

Lylelash:

{{recent}}
On '''28 October 2011''' - a date which will live in infamy - the [[GAMe PLACe]] was suddenly and deliberately attacked by forces of the City of [[CWCville]].

On that Friday evening, around 5:20 p.m.<ref>Based on metadata from Chris's photos</ref>, [[Chris]] and [[Barbara]] visited the GAMe PLACe and had an altercation with its [[manajerk|manager]], [[Michael Snyder]]. Chris took several photos of Michael on that day, and uploaded them to the [[CWCki]] in November. Why the delay? Well, as it turns out, he and Barb had been arrested by [[jerkop|police]] for various offences - including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop, and ended up going to jail, where we can only hope he was raped by a bunch of niggos. Now both have been charged with a Class 5 Felony, which implies "a '''term of imprisonment of not less than one year''' nor more than 10 years, and ... a fine of not more than $100,000."<ref>http://leg1.state.va.us/000/cod/18.2-10.HTM</ref>

Both Chris and Barb were released on bail following their arrest, with Chris's initial hearing being a week later than Barb's - possibly owing to the extra charge against him. It may also allow for additional information to be gathered about on his record of dealings with Michael Snyder and the GAMe PLACe, and also to consider any [[autism|medical grounds]] that may affect the outcome of any court proceedings against Chris. Chris will be represented in court by [http://www.dklawyers.com/bio_rbell.htm Robert Bell].

This is the first major event that has come to light since the death of [[Bob]] on 6 [[September 2011]].

== The charges ==
Below are the charges brought against both Barbara and Chris, along with details and court dates based on the details from the [http://epwsgdp1.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/captchaVerification.do?landing=landing General District Court Online Case Information System]. At present we do not have a full account of what happened during the incident and under what circumstances the charges were brought against the pair. However, based on at least one previous incident in [[June 2010]], we can assume a rough outline of events.

===Barbara's===
* '''FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000 FEL''' (§ 46.2-894. Duty of driver to stop, etc., in event of accident involving injury or death or damage to attended property; penalty.<ref name="a">http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+46.2-894</ref>)
** Class 5 Felony charge - Failing to stop after an accident where the damage exceeds $1,000 in value. Speculated to be damage to a vehicle in The GAMe PLACe parking lot.
* '''ASSLT: ON LAW ENF/DOC PERSON''' (§ 18.2-57. Assault and battery.<ref name="b">http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-57</ref>)
** Class 6 Felony charge - Assaulting a law enforcement official. This may have happened later when an officer visited the Chandler house, since the "Fail to Stop" charge would indicate that neither Barb or Chris stuck around at the GAMe PLACe for the police to turn up.

==== Court dates ====
* 31 October 2011 - Appeared in court to be formally charged.
* 15 December 2011 - Due to appear in court again, possibly for the hearing.

===Chris's===
* '''FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000 FEL''' (§ 46.2-894. Duty of driver to stop, etc., in event of accident involving injury or death or damage to attended property; penalty.<ref name="a" />)
** Class 5 Felony charge - Failing to stop after an accident where the damage exceeds $1,000 in value. Speculated to be damage to a vehicle in The GAMe PLACe parking lot.
* '''ASSAULT: (MISDEMEANOR)''' (§ 18.2-57. Assault and battery.<ref name="b" />)
** Class 1 Misdemeanor charge - Attempted or actual assault against another person. Speculated to be Chris trying to hit Michael Snyder with [[Son-Chu|his car]], [[ June 2010|which he has tried at least once before]].
* '''TRESPASS AFTER FORBIDDEN''' (§ 18.2-119. Trespass after having been forbidden to do so; penalties.<ref>http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-119</ref>)
** Class 1 Misdemeanor charge - Tresspassing on land or within an area from which the offender is forbidden (by restraining order or police order). Most likely due to Chris entering or walking on to GAMe PLACe land, including driving onto the parking lot.

==== Court dates ====
* 7 November 2011 - Date Chris is due in court. Unlike Barb, Chris has not yet appeared in court to have the charges formally announced.

== Aftermath ==
* On 4 November, soon after being bailed out of jail, Chris uploaded the pictures he took of Michael Snyder on the 28th to the CWCki, plastering them on the front page as well as Michael's own article, with Chris presumably doing it as a response to the events at The GAMe PLACe.<ref>[[Special:Contributions/Christianchandler]]</ref> In the respective image descriptions, Chris claimed that Snyder molests children and taunted him for his [[obesity]].

== Photos ==
<gallery>
File:HNI 0020.JPG|Chris's photo of The GAMe PLACe; note that all the staff are looking at the camera
File:HNI 0021.JPG|Chris's photograph of Michael Snyder
File:HNI 0022.JPG|Chris's second photograph of Michael Snyder
File:28 Oct 2011 Barb1.png|Barb's failure to stop felony charge
File:28 Oct 2011 Barb2.png|Barb's felony assault on a police officer charge
File:28 Oct 2011 Chris1.png|Chris's failure to stop felony charge
File:28 Oct 2011 Chris2.png|Chris's misdemeanor assault charge
File:28 Oct 2011 Chris3.png|Chris's trespass misdemeanor charge
</gallery>

==References==
<references />

== See also ==
*[[6 June 2010]]
*[[Chris and the law]]

Talk:Victory Rockout

2011-08-30T19:19:31Z

Lylelash:

Godbear bless whoever transcribes this. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 21:40, 27 August 2011 (PDT)
*Stranger things have been transcribed. Remember the 3Ds E-Shop video? --[[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 21:43, 27 August 2011 (PDT)
**Added the subtle "damn" before he says cyber bullies for the first time--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 12:19, 30 August 2011 (PDT)

== Stuffed muscle bra, fake boobs, or just getting fatter ==

I'm sure someone else caught this before me. Is it me, or does it seem like he is trying to become more woman? It looks like he is stuffing his bra now. [[User:TommyAwesome|TommyAwesome]] 05:51, 28 August 2011 (PDT)
* It does bear mentioning if he really is padding himself somehow. I didn't see the fake boobs in this video, so he could very well be "wearing" those. But you're not the only one who caught it. --[[User:Groggers|Groggers]] 06:15, 28 August 2011 (PDT)
:* He's not wearing the [[Plush Breasts]]. If he was, he would be looking like the [[Breast Cancer Awareness]] video. Maybe he padded his bra or he just getting fatter. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:51, 28 August 2011 (PDT)
:* As a girl, I'd like to point out that he might not be padding his bras...he might have just graduated from Sports Bras to Ladies Bras. To be honest...I really don't think he stuffed them because they look to "natural" if you get my drift. I really think it's just that a different bra doesn't hold him down as much. Remember, he was using a Sports Bra that was a size too small before (so it squished them down). He's more likely than not just wearing a better fitting bra that doesn't keep the girls close to the body. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 07:44, 28 August 2011 (PDT)

==New Account?==
Is this a new Christian Weston Chandler youtube account? (I understand this is a video about him...but there are other ways to get CWC videos...as I'm sure we are all aware. If this is a new CWC account, where can it be noted that he got a new Youtube account (possibly because his older one is on "Hold")? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 07:34, 28 August 2011 (PDT)
:Well, the older account got flagged twice in two weeks and on the edge of being closed if this happen a third time. Just for this reason, I strongly believe this video was released under Chris's new account. Besides, is there somebody claiming the current video was leaked? As long as we don't have any hints making us believe that this video was leaked, we have to assume this is his new YouTube channel. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 08:25, 28 August 2011 (PDT)
:: Further inspection of this CWCvilleProductions's channel makes me question if it's really Chris or if this is some hack...Guess we'll have to wait and see. The description of the video (using He instead of I...would Chris do that??) and the Channel itself is weird. It isn't using a picture of Chris and the country is stated as Canada and the website leads to here... Chris would have used his own picture, would have no doubt put Virginia, USA and definitely wouldn't have linked it to the CWCki. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 15:43, 28 August 2011 (PDT)
:::Considering CWCville is directly mentioned, I kinda doubt this is Chris' account. He doesn't seem to care for his North Korea knockoff nor Sonichu. It may however, be the "friend" he's mentioned. (Perhaps the one from NC...?) --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 17:41, 28 August 2011 (PDT)
:::"Some hack"? Fuck you 4Macie. And yeah, it isn't Chris' account. "Uploaded by a third party" would be the first hint. --[[User:Dinglebear|Dinglebear]] 10:00, 29 August 2011 (PDT)
::::* Sorry to say you aren't my type I'm sure. I apologize if "some hack" was too offensive for you. Look up the edits you be hating about buddy. "Uploaded by a third party" wasn't there when I posted that question. Love ya Freecell for posting the lovely song below. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 10:19, 29 August 2011 (PDT)
:::::"Uploaded by a third party" has been there since the original page was made because I added both. I also control CWCvilleProductions. Durp-de-durp. --[[User:Dinglebear|Dinglebear]] 10:25, 29 August 2011 (PDT)
::::::"Victory Rockout is a video uploaded early in the morning of [[August 2011|August]] 28th, [[2011]] by the YouTube user "CWCvilleProductions". In the video, Chris flails around a [[Guitar Hero]] controller while dancing to a metal remix of the Skyrim theme." THAT my friend is what it said in the beginning; and, as of yet, I haven't actually seen any "uploaded by a third party"; if I am missing it, please show me were via my talk page considering THIS IS NOT A FORUM and we should stop discussing this now. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 10:52, 29 August 2011 (PDT)
::::::Fine, I'll explain why you're wrong on your talk page. --[[User:Dinglebear|Dinglebear]] 10:55, 29 August 2011 (PDT)
{{#ev:youtube|WJTBPdVpdMc&autoplay=1"}} [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 10:12, 29 August 2011 (PDT)

Victory Rockout

2011-08-30T19:18:39Z

Lylelash:

'''Victory Rockout''' (originally called '''Skyrim Victory.mp4''') is a video uploaded early in the morning of 28 [[August 2011]] under the YouTube account "CWCvilleProductions". In this video, Chris flails around a ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' controller while dancing to a metal remix of [[Wikipedia:The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim|''The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim'']] theme. Chris completely disregards both the rhythm and structure of the original song, and just screams whatever pops in his mind in a not particularly musical manner. It appears to be created in response to [[Thorg]]'s retirement from [[Trolls|Trolling]], referencing [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada|Thorg's love for the Elder Scrolls]].

Chris once again complains about [[CWCki]]. He's likely taking an issue with the PS3 Tracker on the front page, which said (as of 28 August 2011) ''"Chris was last spotted playing Fallout: New Vegas. Chris has spent over $3,678.10 of YOUR money!"'' and is trying to hint that he's not spending ''that'' much money on video games. (It is worth noting that CWCki's numbers are on the conservative side.)

The video frequently skips and misses frames, which is most likely due to his [[PSEye]] being damaged ([[Chris and anger|again]]).

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| stardate = 28 [[August 2011]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Gratitude for a good person in N.C.]]
| next = [[Response to ADF]]
}}

===Transcript===
-eah we got victory! I won with a victory! Victory on all the damn cyber bullies! Cyberbullies gonna get their kickin', BAM BAM BAM! Bam! I kicked your head in, you damn dirty bullies! [''Strikes the air with his [[Gitar of Fail|guitar controller.]]] Whee!

You bullies are really, really stupid! Trolls are really, really stupid! Hey you bullies are really, really stupid! [[Random-access humor|Team Rocket]]'s stupid, you're stupid, you're stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, STUPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!

Hello [[Ian Brandon Anderson|Ian]]! Why is your last name Brandon Anderson? [[Sex tape|JUUUUUULAAAYYYYYY!]]

BIZZAIIII!

Victory over the trolls! I'm also the creator of the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]! Yeah!
''[turns around and thrusts his ass towards the camera]'' So you can kiss it! Kit! Kiss it! Kiss it!

And I paid ten dollars for this guitar and game combo, at a garage sale a couple weeks ago! I only paid ten dollars FOR ''Fallout: Vegas'' when it was on sale a previous time!

Troll, you're so jinxed! A one thing for everything? INCORRECT!

The CWCki's a damn [[lie|lie!]] Ahhh.... Exaggerations! False implications! Naked Truths and a content plague inside contents!

Never trust the CWCki no matter what! [[Mailbag|If you ask questions, ask me d'personally!]] I will answer with [[Honest Content|honesty!]] All they tell you is exaggeration and lies! They're all internet bullies!

[[Death Threats|DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD!]]

''[turns off camera]''

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User:Anonymax

2011-08-06T18:29:54Z

Lylelash: /* Oh hai */

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==Oh hai==
I'm Anonymax and I am a serial wiki editor. Chris never ceases to amaze me every time I revisit him to see what's new. I sometimes have to hold off visiting CWCiki just because I am not sure I'll be able to get my head around whatever random crap he's done next.

IRL I'm a university student in the UK, studying computer forensics. I'm a convicted WoWfag and lurk in large doses far into the night.

One of my favourite things to do on Wikis is play with templates. If you think a template I've made can be improved, let me know! Similarly, if a template isn't doing what you want - I can help you with it.

Chris made 3 new videos today, thought I'd let you know, they are on his youtube channel. --[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 11:29, 6 August 2011 (PDT)

==Current Stuff==
*[[:Category:Video articles to be updated‎|Video Template Update Project]]
*Operation Categorisation (Coming soon)
*Serious review of the Fail article.
*[[User:Anonymax/Sandbox|CWCki help]]

Jackie Chat 6

2010-11-14T19:28:12Z

Lylelash:

This chat took place on 8 [[October 2010]]. Highlights include [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] wanting to kill [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec]], wanting to attack [[Daniel Mimms]] and learning that the mess in the house has made it to the shed outside. Chris also discusses his failing computer.

[7:26 pm] '''CWC:'''
Hey. :) h 
[7:27 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
hello! 
[7:27 pm] '''CWC:'''
:-* h 
[7:27 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
give me one sec, sweetie 
[7:27 pm] '''CWC:'''
ok 
[7:28 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ok, back 
[7:28 pm] '''CWC:'''
how are you? 
[7:29 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i'm doing good. hectic day 
[7:29 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
still lots of homework 
[7:29 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
how has your day been 
[7:29 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
? 
[7:29 pm] '''CWC:'''
okay, and getting better. ;) h 
[7:29 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so your computer is back in commission? 
[7:29 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes 
[7:30 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
do you know what the problem was? 
[7:30 pm] '''CWC:'''
BTW, do you know of any good DLC of Windows XP install cd software? 
[7:30 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
hey hang on, i havent even seen your [[videos]] yet! 
[7:30 pm] '''CWC:'''
I have a better idea of it. 
[7:30 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
give me a couple minutes to watch them, then i'll come back, ok? 
[7:30 pm] '''CWC:'''
ok 
[7:31 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
:-D brb 
[7:31 pm] '''CWC:'''
enkoy 
[7:31 pm] '''CWC:'''
enjoy 
[7:32 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ahahahah!! i love the [[clyde]] cash one 
[7:32 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ok, i'll just keep talking to you as i watch the other two 
[7:33 pm] '''CWC:'''
okay. 
[7:33 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ahahaha! thats alec benson leary you're mocking in the third one? 
[7:34 pm] '''CWC:'''
Actually, I'm mocking BOTH [[Alec|A.B.L.]] and the [[Liquid Chris|Brown-Striped "Christian Chandler"]] 
[7:34 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yeah, it was a little confusing at first, but i see you're jumping between the two 
[7:34 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'm surprised the [[trolls]] did not get that, as I had read it in the [[Cwcki]] update portion. 
[7:35 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
its kind of confusing 
[7:35 pm] '''CWC:'''
or rather, I'm impersonating [[Liquid|C.C. 2]] impersonating A.B.L. 
[7:35 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you probably should have made one video for each of them, but its still good 
[7:35 pm] '''CWC:'''
I can understand the confusion. 
[7:35 pm] '''CWC:'''
yeah. 
[7:36 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what inspired you to mock alec benson leary? 
[7:36 pm] '''CWC:'''
Obviously, his drawing style; him portraying me dying a gorey, horrifying death. 
[7:36 pm] '''CWC:'''
etc. 
[7:37 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
whats wrong with his drawing style? i thought it was ok 
[7:37 pm] '''CWC:'''
he draws Blocky-Style. 
[7:37 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what do you mean? 
[7:37 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
it doesnt look pixelated, if thats what you mean 
[7:38 pm] '''CWC:'''
don't you see how from his drawing style, the characters look like a bunch of lopsided hexagons, squares, etc. 
[7:38 pm] '''CWC:'''
? 
[7:38 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
? 
[7:38 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i didnt get that impression 
[7:38 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i think his art style is pretty consistent and professional looking. 
[7:39 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but why did you attack him? Isnt he the one who you made peace with a long time ago? 
[7:40 pm] '''CWC:'''
Actually, I felt a lack of an idea for today's video; I "pulled a rabbit out of a hat" with another mockery video. 
[7:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, it was a big hit 
[7:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you really put passion into it, i can tell 
[7:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but why would you attack your friend like that? 
[7:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
hello? are you there? 
[7:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
CWC is unable to receive offline IMs. 7:42 pm 
[7:43 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
hello? are you there? 
[7:43 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
CWC is unable to receive offline IMs. 7:43 pm 
[7:43 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
CWC (ChrisChanSonichu) is available 8:00 pm 
[8:00 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'm back 
[8:00 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
chris? 
[8:00 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
hey! 
[8:00 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
computer trouble again? 
[8:00 pm] '''CWC:'''
Yes. 
[8:00 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, i hope it doesnt interrupt our chat agian 
[8:00 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i felt like you got snatched away from me again 
[8:01 pm] '''CWC:'''
I was waiting for your next input, when my computer suddenly turned askew with colors and froze up. 
[8:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ah. 
[8:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so anyway 
[8:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
about alec benson leary 
[8:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what made you decide to troll your friend like that? 
[8:01 pm] '''CWC:'''
I can't make any promises on it allowing me to stay on or not. 
[8:02 pm] '''CWC:'''
I never said he was a friend; he's more of an acquaintance. 
[8:02 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh. well, i thought you two buried the hatchet 
[8:02 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i saw the video from way back when where you apologized to him for murdering him in your [[comic]] 
[8:03 pm] '''CWC:'''
anyway, it was just something I've been holding in for a while, and I felt like letting it out. 
[8:03 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
why were you still angry? i thought you sorted out all your feelings when you talked to him 
[8:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i listened to the recordings the cwcki has. he was very cordial and gracious, seemed like you two were striking ground together 
[8:04 pm] '''CWC:'''
We did have it sorted out, but I still have my feelings of offense from his work. 
[8:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
(dont get jealous, but i thought his deep manvoice was kind of sexy... lol) 
[8:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
why were you offended? he was just drawing a comic 
[8:05 pm] '''CWC:'''
It just really bothered me. 
[8:05 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you brutally murdered him in your comic, wouldnt that kind of make it even 
[8:05 pm] '''CWC:'''
how do you think it makes me feel that people like him want to see me dead. 
[8:05 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what??? 
[8:05 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
when did he ever say that? he was trying to make peace with you 
[8:06 pm] '''CWC:'''
in his drawings; he drew me being killed. 
[8:06 pm] '''CWC:'''
how do you think that makes me feel? 
[8:06 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you drew him being killed. so doesnt that make it even? 
[8:06 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
why still be mad? 
[8:06 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and you killed him after you talked to him, and found out what an honorable and charming man he was and how nice he was trying to be 
[8:07 pm] '''CWC:'''
I never really considered him charming or all that honorable. 
[8:08 pm] '''CWC:'''
the only nice thing I can really say about him is that even his style is flawed, he can put together a comic book story well. 
[8:09 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yes, i thought his stories were gripping and his character development quite deft and enthralling, i'll agree with you there 
[8:09 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but still 
[8:09 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i'm curious why you are still angry when you already got even. 
[8:11 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
chris? 
[8:12 pm] '''CWC:'''
I was thinking. 
[8:12 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ok, thought your computer dropped again 
[8:12 pm] '''CWC:'''
no, I'm still here. 
[8:12 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
:-D 
[8:13 pm] '''CWC:'''
I think I have other things of angst against Alec that remain in my subconscious, even though I know I've buried the hatchet with him and all that. 
[8:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
isnt that kind of dishonorable? 
[8:14 pm] '''CWC:'''
? 
[8:14 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i mean, if you still had problems with him, maybe you should talk to him instead of making this inflammatory video 
[8:14 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i mean, alec benson leary is no clyde cash. whereas clyde is a lewd, moronic cretin with no creativity, alec benson leary was just an artist with an eye towards artistic greatness 
[8:16 pm] '''CWC:'''
I guess it was a bad move to mock him the way I did after all things have passed and we've moved on, but I said what I felt. 
[8:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, i can understand that. :-) 
[8:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
maybe you should talk to him again though 
[8:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
it might be cathartic 
[8:17 pm] '''CWC:'''
I have a LOT to say to the trolls, individually preferably instead of as a whole group, after all the shit I have gone through from him. 
[8:17 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but he isnt a troll, though, i thought 
[8:17 pm] '''CWC:'''
cathartic? New Word to me. 
[8:17 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
cathartic = healing to the soul 
[8:18 pm] '''CWC:'''
Yeah, but I still had my feeling and opinions. 
[8:18 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but... 
[8:18 pm] '''CWC:'''
ah. 
[8:18 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but he isnt a troll. why treat him like one? 
[8:18 pm] '''CWC:'''
I will make an apology to Alec in my next video. 
[8:18 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ooh! i know! 
[8:19 pm] '''CWC:'''
How did you like me portraying Paul McCartney? 
[8:19 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
in your last apology video to alec, you said you would draw replacement pages for the end of Sonichu Issue 10, to replace that awful bloody trial 
[8:19 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but you never did. 
[8:19 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes, and I will eventually. 
[8:19 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you should draw those pages now and show them in the video! or send them to alec 
[8:20 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes. 
[8:20 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
:-D :-D :-D 
[8:20 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
do you have any ideas for how you would replace the trial scene? 
[8:21 pm] '''CWC:'''
just completely remove it. 
[8:21 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but you said you'd replace it 
[8:21 pm] '''CWC:'''
It'll still be a number of pages divisible by four. 
[8:21 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but you said you'd replace the pages, not just cut them out. 
[8:21 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
it doesnt have to be long! you could make like ten pages. 
[8:22 pm] '''CWC:'''
I had an idea for putting in a page or two of [[Slaweel]] in Jail, trying to create a spell in a witch's brew and fail, with a passing by Guard making a witty comment. 
[8:22 pm] '''CWC:'''
then she says the guard, "Shut up." 
[8:22 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
how about this: draw [[asperchu]] and sonichu together, and they shoot clyde cash with a combined asper-ha-me-ha attack 
[8:22 pm] '''CWC:'''
NO 
[8:22 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
?? 
[8:22 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
why not? 
[8:23 pm] '''CWC:'''
That idea is not cannon to the series. 
[8:23 pm] '''CWC:'''
or at least how it originally was. 
[8:23 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
??? 
[8:23 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you decide what canon is. 
[8:24 pm] '''CWC:'''
canon in this sense means to be relative and matching. 
[8:24 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
here's what you said: 
[8:24 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
"Anyway the trial, and the execution will be replaced with pages that are more accurate to the stories" 
[8:25 pm] '''CWC:'''
Yes. 
[8:24 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so that statement means the trial wasnt canon 
[8:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, you know that alec and asperchu arent trolls, they arent your enemies. so you owe it to them to replace that trial with something that shows you have nothing against them 
[8:25 pm] '''CWC:'''
Actually, anything having to do with specific cyber bullies/trolls were never canon to the series. 
[8:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
the asper-ha-me-ha was just one suggestion, but you could show them do something else together 
[8:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
? 
[8:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but the majority of the series is about you and sonichu attacking trolls 
[8:26 pm] '''CWC:'''
I can do a simple handshake between Sonichu and Asperchu. 
[8:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
mm, more than that, though 
[8:26 pm] '''CWC:'''
what? 
[8:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
needs to be at least a few pages. enough material to offset that giant trial 
[8:27 pm] '''CWC:'''
Sonichu is hesitant to coming to the terms with Asperchu, like I am. 
[8:27 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
sonichu is a comic character. you draw him 
[8:27 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so its really all your feelings. 
[8:27 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes 
[8:27 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but regardless, not only do you know that you owe this to alec, but you stated specifically that you would do it 
[8:27 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and you never have. 
[8:27 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you said you dont think alec is honorable, but you havent honored your promises here 
[8:29 pm] '''CWC:'''
I lost the inspiration to draw, and I have really no place to put the pages online without the Trolls attacking them and trying to take me down AGAIN. 
[8:29 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well whether you lost the inspiration or not, you still owe it to him. if you owe money on a credit card, you cant "lose the inspiration" to pay your bill. 
[8:29 pm] '''CWC:'''
They've hacked into my websites the number of times. 
[8:29 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you dont have to post them anywhere. send them to alec. 
[8:29 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
or send them to me, i can make sure they get to him 
[8:30 pm] '''CWC:'''
what, you know his e-mail address? 
[8:30 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yeah, its on his website. and the cwcki knows it too 
[8:30 pm] '''CWC:'''
oh. 
[8:30 pm] '''CWC:'''
I beg your pardon. 
[8:30 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
no biggie :-) 
[8:31 pm] '''CWC:'''
I have his e-mail address, and I can access it easily as well. 
[8:31 pm] '''CWC:'''
I have a bunch of his e-mails saved in my AOL saved mail folder. 
[8:31 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, i think 10 pages of material is a good amount. i think your trial was longer than that, but a 10-page chapter would be good 
[8:32 pm] '''CWC:'''
I will think on that. 
[8:32 pm] '''CWC:'''
I have to come up with something completely different to extend it to ten pages. 
[8:32 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you should draw some tonight or tomorrow 
[8:32 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
just draw various ideas, it'll get your juices flowing 
[8:32 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'll draw some ideas in my head, and I'll come up with a good idea soon. 
[8:33 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i think it would be better if you draw on paper 
[8:33 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes, but they are drawn in my head before on paper. 
[8:33 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, yes. but putting them to paper accelerates the creative process 
[8:33 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
since its easier to visualize something when you're using your eyes 
[8:34 pm] '''CWC:'''
I will come up with something good enough to make ten pages long to make amends. 
[8:34 pm] '''CWC:'''
I agree. 
[8:34 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yay! 
[8:34 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you can do it over the next week or so. shouldnt take long 
[8:34 pm] '''CWC:'''
okay, [[sweetheart]]. 
[8:34 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but anyway 
[8:34 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
your clyde video got me thinking 
[8:34 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
are there any other trolls you'd like to mock like that? 
[8:34 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i think you could do a good job with some of them 
[8:35 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes. 
[8:35 pm] '''CWC:'''
Allow me to name a few I can remember. 
[8:35 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
okay 
[8:35 pm] '''CWC:'''
I've just mocked [[Liquid|"Christian Chandler" in Pennsylvania]]. 
[8:35 pm] '''CWC:'''
And then there's [[Jason Kendrick Howell]]... 
[8:36 pm] '''CWC:'''
the "Black [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]"... 
[8:36 pm] '''CWC:'''
[[Jack Thaddius]]... 
[8:36 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
that tito guy was big, too 
[8:36 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
right? 
[8:36 pm] '''CWC:'''
Yes, "[[Surfshack Tito]]" as well... 
[8:37 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you should make one for each of them 
[8:37 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
interspersed with your other videos! 
[8:37 pm] '''CWC:'''
And I want to attack Daniel [[Mimms]] as well; he and his buddy, [[Lucas]], started the whole mess rolling with that photo they took of me that Friday Night with me in my green/purple stripe shirt. 
[8:37 pm] '''CWC:'''
CWC (ChrisChanSonichu) is idle 8:37 pm 
[8:38 pm] '''CWC:'''
interspersed? 
[8:38 pm] '''CWC:'''
another new word 
[8:38 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
meaning, in-between 
[8:38 pm] '''CWC:'''
I understand. 
[8:38 pm] '''CWC:'''
have you read about Mimms on the Cwcki? 
[8:38 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yes, a little bit 
[8:38 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
he took a photo of you, right? 
[8:39 pm] '''CWC:'''
he and I were buddies; we played the [[TCG]]s together, between [[Pok'emon]], [[Yu-Gi-Oh]], and even Ultimate Fighter System (U.F.S.), and we were Gamers too; we were in line for the release of Super Smash Bros. Brawl for Wii. 
[8:40 pm] '''CWC:'''
And then to take THAT photograph of me and be among the trolls, was a Major Blow to me. :_( 
[8:40 pm] '''CWC:'''
I thought he and I were friends. 
[8:40 pm] '''CWC:'''
and to do this and that.... 
[8:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i saw a photo of him on the cwcki, wearing a green afro wig. you could wear one like that 
[8:41 pm] '''CWC:'''
I just wanna punch his lights out. 
[8:41 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes. 
[8:41 pm] '''CWC:'''
I can make a fake 'fro 
[8:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
hey, do you have a bicycle? 
[8:41 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes, but it is soo tucked away, I can't get to it. 
[8:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
where is it tucked away? 
[8:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i'd love to see a video of you riding around outside on your bicycle. 
[8:42 pm] '''CWC:'''
in our workshop, or at least used to be a workshop; now it's another storage space my hoarding family filled to the brim. :( h 
[8:42 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh... 
[8:42 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you cant dig it out at all? 
[8:42 pm] '''CWC:'''
yeah... 
[8:42 pm] '''CWC:'''
no, there is just TOO much stuff in the way inside the workshop, as well as OUTSIDE in front of the door to the workshop. 
[8:43 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, you can still make my [[A Hike|hiking video,]] right? 
[8:43 pm] '''CWC:'''
hiking video? 
[8:43 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yeah, i asked you about it in one of my recent emails 
[8:43 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
didnt you see? 
[8:44 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'm sorry; I think I lost that one. 
[8:43 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh 
[8:44 pm] '''CWC:'''
but you can fill me in on that detail right now. :) h 
[8:44 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, what i wanted was for you to record yourself hiking in the blue ridge mountains 
[8:44 pm] '''CWC:'''
I can do that; I just have to plan for it. 
[8:44 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yay! 
[8:44 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
maybe this weekend? 
[8:44 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
like, i want to see an entire video of you walking along a hiking path. 
[8:45 pm] '''CWC:'''
I can't make any promises, but I will plan for it. 
[8:45 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
that video would be like an hour long, i suppose, or more. 
[8:45 pm] '''CWC:'''
for [[YouTube]]? their limit is 15 minutes. 
[8:45 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but i'd love to see you do it! you can comment on the wonders of nature you see around you as you walk 
[8:45 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
doesnt have to be youtube. you could just upload it to mega-upload and send it to me 
[8:45 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
or it can be broken up into segments for youtube too, if you want 
[8:46 pm] '''CWC:'''
segments for a shorter video would be better. 
[8:46 pm] '''CWC:'''
out of the whole. 
[8:46 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, i'd still love to see the whole unbroken video 
[8:47 pm] '''CWC:'''
plus, the battery life of my camera will not last a whole hour. 
[8:47 pm] '''CWC:'''
I know that. 
[8:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
how long does it last? 
[8:47 pm] '''CWC:'''
I think it lasts between 15 and 30 minutes. 
[8:48 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, tell you what. get to the mid-point of the hiking trail, and then start recording, and just record until the battery ends 
[8:48 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
because i want to see you at the top of that trail! :-D 
[8:48 pm] '''CWC:'''
okay, we'll see. 
[8:48 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you can do it this weekend! 
[8:48 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yay, i'm so excited! 
[8:49 pm] '''CWC:'''
anyway, how did you like me as Paul McCartney? 
[8:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
actually, didnt watch that one yet 
[8:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
because it was like 6 minutes long, decided to wait til we were done talking 
[8:49 pm] '''CWC:'''
oh. 
[8:49 pm] '''CWC:'''
well, a word of warning, there's mic feedback at the end of the video. 
[8:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ok, i'll keep an eye out for it. 
[8:50 pm] '''CWC:'''
or an ear. 
[8:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
lol, yeah 
[8:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
CWC (ChrisChanSonichu) is available 8:50 pm 
[8:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
hey, i was wondering 
[8:51 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes? 
[8:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
have you thought any more about my SSI question from the other night? 
[8:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
since you said you needed some time to think about it 
[8:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
I have thought it over some more; I have not come to a conclusion yet. 
[8:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh. 
[8:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
but I remember you want me to tell you why I feel I need or deserve it. 
[8:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, not need, but deserve. but yeah 
[8:53 pm] '''CWC:'''
I promise you I will have a full-thought answer for you on the topic very soon. 
[8:53 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
okay! i look forward to it 
[8:54 pm] '''CWC:'''
cool. 
[8:54 pm] '''CWC:'''
going back to my computer for a bit... 
[8:54 pm] '''CWC:'''
I've learned that there are two possibilities for its ailment. 
[8:54 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh? 
[8:54 pm] '''CWC:'''
a corrupted file on its HDD, or a major flaw on the motherboard. 
[8:54 pm] '''CWC:'''
or possibly both. 
[8:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, if its the HDD, you can just reformat it 
[8:55 pm] '''CWC:'''
After I've downloaded and burned the Windows XP install stuff onto a CD-R, I will have the HDD scanned and the corrupted file deleted. 
[8:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
hey, you really like [[sonic]] games, right? Sonic 4 is coming out soon, isnt it? 
[8:56 pm] '''CWC:'''
a Reformat means a COMPLETE Removal of EVERYTHING on it; I'd lose ALL of the programs installed, my tunes, photos, videos, etc, saved on it. 
[8:56 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes, I am well-aware of it. 
[8:56 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well you have a bunch of spare hard drives 
[8:56 pm] '''CWC:'''
I just don't know when it's coming out. 
[8:56 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but i was thinking of something else for a video... 
[8:57 pm] '''CWC:'''
a few extra 5 inch, Notebook, SATA HDDs; my PC's HDD is a 5 inch, IDE HDD. 
[8:57 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
Chris, for Sunday's video I want you to celebrate the release of Sonic 4 with me. I've got a cousin who LOOOOOOVES Sonic. He is also very very super [[autistic]]. Go figure! Anyways, I want you to make a video of yourself transforming into ChrisChan-Sonichu (you know, blue like Sonic xoxo heehee!) 
[8:57 pm] '''CWC:'''
I do not have any extra IDE Drives. 
[8:58 pm] '''CWC:'''
I can do something like that. :) h 
[8:57 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
JUST like they do in [[Sailor Moon]]! download some Sailor Moon music, spin around and transform into your ultimate form! Throw glitter in the air, blow bubbles, and turn blue! Since Halloween is approaching, you could pick up some blue face paint at the Dollar Tree to paint your body with! I want you to look EXACTLY like your beautiful creation! 
[8:58 pm] '''CWC:'''
I will work on that for you this weekend. 
[8:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
Like cosplaying!! I do not want you to transform into Colossal Chandler. I want you to stick to your original Chris-Chan-Sonichu form because Sonic 4 is a celebration of the ORIGINAL Sonic design, right?? So let's enjoy it together!! I am soooooo excited to see my chunky monkey man alllll sexy and blue and shirtless! mmmMMM! Make me proud! 
[8:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and this time chris, a challenge: DO NOT use all construction paper, please! Use your imagination and lots and lots of face paint! 
[8:59 pm] '''CWC:'''
Anyway, after the scanning and removal of the corrupted file, if the computer is still having the trouble, it would be safe to conclude that it WAS mainly the Motherboard, and then I'll look into a new computer where I can move the HDD into that from the old one... 
[9:00 pm] '''CWC:'''
or I'll see if I can replace the motherboard with advice from John. 
[9:00 pm] '''CWC:'''
face painting, okay. :) h 
[9:00 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
body painting ;-) 
[9:00 pm] '''CWC:'''
body paint too. 
[9:00 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yay!!! 
[9:00 pm] '''CWC:'''
listen, sweetheart. 
[9:00 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
hmm? 
[9:01 pm] '''CWC:'''
the "chunky monkey" comment; I feel discomfort in being referred to by that. 
[9:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i'm sorry sweetie! i only used that because its my favorite flavor of ben and jerries 
[9:02 pm] '''CWC:'''
I do not feel good hearing remarks or comments that have relation to my gut. 
[9:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i didnt mean it to mean that. i'm sorry! :-( 
[9:02 pm] '''CWC:'''
I like that ice cream too. 
[9:02 pm] '''CWC:'''
it's okay, I just wanted you to know. :) h 
[9:02 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
its because i think you're just as yummy... ;-) 
[9:02 pm] '''CWC:'''
Sweeeeeeeet, just like you. :-* h 
[9:03 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well anyway 
[9:03 pm] '''CWC:'''
you are my Wild Cherry Surprise. 
[9:03 pm] '''CWC:'''
not an ice cream; I just made that name up, but it can be an ice cream flavor with cherries. :) h 
[9:03 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
thats what my mom used to say when i was a baby 
[9:04 pm] '''CWC:'''
really? 
[9:04 pm] '''CWC:'''
Wild Cherry Surprise? 
[9:04 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'll be darned. 
[9:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yeah, i used to be really constipated as a kid 
[9:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
she never knew when i was going to "blow", if you know what i mean 
[9:05 pm] '''CWC:'''
I understand. 
[9:05 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so to sum up 
[9:05 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what video are you going to do tomorrow? 
[9:06 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'll do one you suggested in your e-mail... 
[9:06 pm] '''CWC:'''
probably the [[cherokee]] one. 
[9:06 pm] '''CWC:'''
if not that, then Fred Flintstone. 
[9:06 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yay! i'd love to see that one!! 
[9:06 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
the cherokee one, i man 
[9:06 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
mean 
[9:06 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes. 
[9:06 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
saturday, i'd love to see the hiking video 
[9:06 pm] '''CWC:'''
let me ask you to sum up. 
[9:06 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
hmm? 
[9:07 pm] '''CWC:'''
do you like me calling you "Wild Cherry Surprise", or do you feel bothered by that? 
[9:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
it reminds me of my period, actually 
[9:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i dont really care for it 
[9:08 pm] '''CWC:'''
that's cool, I'll come up with another cute nickname to call you. :) h 
[9:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
okay! 
[9:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, i'm gonna go to bed soon 
[9:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but i look forward to seeing the cherokee video tomorrow 
[9:08 pm] '''CWC:'''
okay, sweetheart. 
[9:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and i'd love to see the hiking video on saturday! and then the [[chris-chan Sonichu|chris-chan sonichu]] video on sunday! 
[9:09 pm] '''CWC:'''
You sleep well, and have a sweet dream with me in it. :-* h 
[9:09 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you too!! 
[9:09 pm] '''CWC:'''
we'll see about the videos. 
[9:09 pm] '''CWC:'''
I Love You. 
[9:09 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what do you mean, we'll see? 
[9:09 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
:-( 
[9:10 pm] '''CWC:'''
on making the trip to the Blue Ridge; I have gone on there before, but it was with my dad and his Seinor Pass. 
[9:10 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'm just not sure about going there by myself. 
[9:10 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
why not? 
[9:11 pm] '''CWC:'''
I haven't done it before, and it is soo high. 
[9:10 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i believe in you. you're my little mountain man! 
[9:10 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but chris, think of how manly you'll be for me when you conquer that trail! 
[9:12 pm] '''CWC:'''
okay, Jackie, I'll make the trek for you. :) h 
[9:11 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D 
[9:12 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'll let you go for now. I Love You. :-* h 
[9:12 pm] '''CWC:'''
Sleep well. 
[9:12 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
love you too :-* 
[9:12 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
goodnight!! 

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It's UGH!

2010-11-09T21:01:58Z

Lylelash:

'''It's UGH!''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 24 [[July 2009]] before removing it a short time later in usual CWC fashion. Worthy to note is that in the background in the opening of the video, you can see a collection of my little pony figures, in the room of a man professing to be straight. The video features him begrudgingly singing along to the song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4t185wl-0 Ok2bgay] by Norwegian group Tomboy, which had been uploaded to his previous account when it was hacked in June. At the end of the video he curses at [[Jack Thaddeus]] (who had made [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris hump his PS3]] within the same day) and "[[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails|Samantha whatever]]."

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = It's UGH!
| image = {{#ev:youtube|tvSmjxpNb20}}
| Stardate = 24 July 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Music}} Music, {{Homos}} Homos
| Shirt = {{BrownLogoShirt2}} Brown with Blue Logo
| previous = [[REAL Protest against the FAKE]]
| next = [[It's UGH!#Remake Video|It's____]]
}}

===Transcript===

[''Up until 0:36, the only audio from the video is the song "Ok2bgay". Chris starts singing at 0:37, in a very unsettling and [[alcohol|drunken]] growling voice/Kermit the Frog impression. Chris actually talks at 4:04.'']

<poem>It's okay to be [[gay]], let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way

Father figures we are
You're a shooting star you come so far
I was once in your shoes
In a closet like you
I had nothing to lose

Hey man gay man pick up the soap
Get on your knees and pray
Hey man gay man
Release your [[semen|load]]
You've got to cease to delay
The gay way

It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
Hooray! For the man!

Ooh, strong man
Queen of the balls
Some brotherly love is a pleasure for all
Come out
Open your eyes
It's a matter of size

Hey man gay man pick up the soap
Get on your knees and pray
Hey man gay man
Release your load
you've got to cease to delay
The gay way

It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way ''[gagging sounds]''
Okay to be gay!
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way

Sing hallelujah (sing hallelujah)
It's getting to ya (it's getting to ya)

Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Ho!
Now remember
There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over

It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
It's okay!
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way

West is where you should go
To San Francisco
I get that you know
Would you gather my face
So united we stand in a gay parade
A human serenade

Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
It's okay to be gay!

Ugh. Yech. Ung... uck. Damn you, Jack Thaddeus slash Samantha whatever.</poem>

==Remake==
[[Image:TrickeryFail.jpg|thumb|Chris thought he would be clever if he made the video by not actually titling the video "It's Okay to be Gay," in addition to having tags "It's a Mockery you damn, dirty [[homos]]."]]

[[Jack Thaddeus]], not satisfied with a video of Chris singing in a dumb voice and covering most of the camera as part of Chris's attempt, wanted a version of Chris singing it with more vigor.

'''It's____''', a remake of It's UGH! was uploaded on the following day, 25th [[July 2009]]. Chris is seen disguised with a Groucho mask, along with the hat and jacket of his [[Officer Nasty]] sex doll. Note, surprisingly, that Chris looks somewhat thinner in this video which just goes to show that black (and stained sex-doll accessories) really is slimming. The Youtube search tags read out, "It's a Mockery you damn dirty [[homos]]." He changes some of the pronouns of the lyrics to "she". In the last sentence of the video, he says that it's not okay to be gay, as yet another feeble attempt to "outwit" the [[trolls]].

{{clear}}

===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = It's____
| image = {{#ev:youtube|-zwRscjKze4}}
| Stardate = 24 July 2009
| Subject Matter = {{Music}} Music, {{Homos}} Homos
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| previous = [[It's UGH!#Video|It's UGH!]]
| next = [[Cwc dare]]
}}

===Transcript===

[[Random-access humor|Merry Kickmas. Why not?]]

It's okay be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that ''she'' will find in the gay way

Father figures we are
You're a shooting star you've come so far
I was once in your shoes
In a closet like you
I had nothing to lose

Hey man gay man pick up the soap
Get on your knees and pray
Hey man gay man
Release your load
You've got to cease to delay
The gay way

It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that ''she'' will find in the gay way
Hooray! For the man!

Ooh, strong man
queen of the balls
some brotherly love is a pleasure for all
Come out
open your eyes
it's a matter of size. Siiiiize

Hey man gay man pick up the soap
Get on your knees and pray
Hey man gay man
Release your load
you've got to cease to delay
The gay way

It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Okay to be gay!
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way

Sing hallelujah
It's getting to ya

Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Homo dork!
Now remember
There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over

It's okay to be gay! ...'sokay to be gay! let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
It's okay!
Hooray for the kind of man that ''she'' will find in the gay way

West is where you should go
To San Francisco
I get that you know
Would you gather my face
So united we stand in a gay parade
A human serenade (cough)

(mumbling) Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! for the kind of man that ''she'' will find in the gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
It's ''not'' okay to be gay!

==Fan videos==
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| name = Chris Chan Is Louis Armstrong
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6FpV-Xkaxo0}}
| Stardate = 9 January 2010
| Maker = RandomVideoDump
| Subject =
| Video Type =
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Megatron pistol

2010-11-01T18:47:09Z

Lylelash:

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[File:Guncomic.jpg|thumb|100px|left|True story]]
[[Image:Chris_CWC_angry_Pistol.jpg|thumb|The pistol in "[[CWC is Angry]]", next to what appears to be the [[Fapcup]]]]

Since Chris is fascinated by the [[Transformers]], his primary frame of reference for firearms is '''Megatron''', the evil Decepticon rival of the heroic Autobot [[Optimus Prime]]. In his original 1980s incarnation, Megatron transformed (somewhat controversially) into a [[Wikipedia:Walther P38|Walther P38]] pistol which is coincidentally the preferred sidearm of Nazi Germany in World War Two. Chris owns a Megatron pistol, and is not afraid to let his enemies know it.

==The gun==

[[Image:Mp5-Megatron.PNG|thumb|A proper use of gov'ment money]]

The version of the toy that Chris owns is the original "generation one" mold used in the 1980s, although it's probably a reissue sold during the 2000s. Since modern US toy regulations forbid toys that look like guns, it's relatively cost-prohibitive to obtain a Megatron. Moreover, Chris's has a mechanism for firing small plastic pellets, which has never been available domestically. All of this indicates that Chris obtained his "piece" from an American website specializing in importing exclusive Japanese Transformers. He certainly would have had to pay well over $100USD for it--money coming directly out of his [[monthly tugboat]]. Knowing Chris and his idea of cleanliness, the toy is probably worthless now.

One of the reasons they don't sell Megatrons that turn into pistols anymore is out of public concerns that children brandishing toy guns could unwittingly provoke the [[Jerkops|police]], forcing them to err on the side of caution and defend themselves with lethal force. Given his recent run-ins with the [[law]], this sounds like exactly the sort of thing Chris might actually do. If you see him with the pistol in public, promptly kick him in the [[duck]] and alert the authorities that an autistic manchild is wandering around with a pistol that turns into a robot.

==Use in real life==

After losing the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] contest, Chris took out his frustration on contest winner [[Adam Stackhouse]] by creating [[CWC is Angry|a video]] wherein he sets up a photo of Stackhouse and shoots at it with Megatron.

The pistol has also appeared in the [[War Paint Video]], in which Chris insists that he's a [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]]--apparently referring to the sort of Cherokees who carry Japanese toys of Cybertronian robots disguised as German weapons.

The pistol recently appeared in the [[DivineTrial|Divine Trial video]] and was used to execute Clyde Cash.

==Use in the comics==

{{Quote|I know, but you shot him with a real gun in the comic. Like—like… he was my boyfriend, and you shot him! I mean, don't you think that I still care about him a little? That's just weird. I just—I mean, like, I was expecting, like, you know, like, a magical fight, not like… you shooting him.|[[Kacey]] [[Kacey and Liquid Call|voicing some discomfort]]}}

[[Image:BustACap.jpg|thumb|The pistol in ''Sonichu Special 4'']]

[[Sonichu Special 4]] saw the first hand-drawn appearance of Chris's Megatron pistol. In an attempt to rescue Kacey from her [[Liquid|own boyfriend]], Chris drives as fast as he legally can to their house and enters uninvited. Liquid, fearing a home invasion, charges Chris with a knife. Chris sidesteps this attack and then goes on to disarm Liquid, throw him to the ground, and shoot him in both shins, permanently crippling him. Although Chris clearly understands his toy is not a real gun, he is compelled to draw real guns to look exactly like Megatron, just as every big rig he draws has to be a red cab-over, even if it's running over his [[Sarah Jackson|gal-pal]].

== External links ==

*[[Wikipedia:Megatron (Transformers)|Megatron]] at [[Wikipedia]]

{{Relics of Fail}}
{{Not_Jerks}}

[[Category:Relics of Fail]]
[[Category:Transformers]]

Megatron pistol

2010-11-01T18:46:42Z

Lylelash:

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[File:Guncomic.jpg|thumb|100px|left|True story]]
[[Image:Chris_CWC_angry_Pistol.jpg|thumb|The pistol in "[[CWC is Angry]]", next to what appears to be the [[Fapcup]]]]

Since Chris is fascinated by the [[Transformers]], his primary frame of reference for firearms is '''Megatron''', the evil Decepticon rival of the heroic Autobot [[Optimus Prime]]. In his original 1980s incarnation, Megatron transformed (somewhat controversially) into a [[Wikipedia:Walther P38|Walther P38]] pistol which is coincidentally the preferred sidearm of Nazi Germany in World War Two. Chris owns a Megatron pistol, and is not afraid to let his enemies know it.

==The gun==

[[Image:Mp5-Megatron.PNG|thumb|A proper use of gov'ment money]]

The version of the toy that Chris owns is the original "generation one" mold used in the 1980s, although it's probably a reissue sold during the 2000s. Since modern US toy regulations forbid toys that look like guns, it's relatively cost-prohibitive to obtain a Megatron. Moreover, Chris's has a mechanism for firing small plastic pellets, which has never been available domestically. All of this indicates that Chris obtained his "piece" from an American website specializing in importing exclusive Japanese Transformers. He certainly would have had to pay well over $100USD for it--money coming directly out of his [[monthly tugboat]]. Knowing Chris and his idea of cleanliness, the toy is probably worthless now.

One of the reasons they don't sell Megatrons that turn into pistols anymore is out of public concerns that children brandishing toy guns could unwittingly provoke the [[Jerkops|police]], forcing them to err on the side of caution and defend themselves with lethal force. Given his recent run-ins with the [[law]], this sounds like exactly the sort of thing Chris might actually do. If you see him with the pistol in public, promptly kick him in the [[duck]] and alert the authorities that an autistic manchild is wandering around with a pistol that turns into a robot.

==Use in real life==

After losing the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] contest, Chris took out his frustration on contest winner [[Adam Stackhouse]] by creating [[CWC is Angry|a video]] wherein he sets up a photo of Stackhouse and shoots at it with Megatron.

The pistol has also appeared in the [[War Paint Video]], in which Chris insists that he's a [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]]--apparently referring to the sort of Cherokees who carry Japanese toys of Cybertronian robots disguised as German weapons.

The pistol recently appeared in the [[DivineTriall|Divine Trial video]] and was used to execute Clyde Cash.

==Use in the comics==

{{Quote|I know, but you shot him with a real gun in the comic. Like—like… he was my boyfriend, and you shot him! I mean, don't you think that I still care about him a little? That's just weird. I just—I mean, like, I was expecting, like, you know, like, a magical fight, not like… you shooting him.|[[Kacey]] [[Kacey and Liquid Call|voicing some discomfort]]}}

[[Image:BustACap.jpg|thumb|The pistol in ''Sonichu Special 4'']]

[[Sonichu Special 4]] saw the first hand-drawn appearance of Chris's Megatron pistol. In an attempt to rescue Kacey from her [[Liquid|own boyfriend]], Chris drives as fast as he legally can to their house and enters uninvited. Liquid, fearing a home invasion, charges Chris with a knife. Chris sidesteps this attack and then goes on to disarm Liquid, throw him to the ground, and shoot him in both shins, permanently crippling him. Although Chris clearly understands his toy is not a real gun, he is compelled to draw real guns to look exactly like Megatron, just as every big rig he draws has to be a red cab-over, even if it's running over his [[Sarah Jackson|gal-pal]].

== External links ==

*[[Wikipedia:Megatron (Transformers)|Megatron]] at [[Wikipedia]]

{{Relics of Fail}}
{{Not_Jerks}}

[[Category:Relics of Fail]]
[[Category:Transformers]]

Megatron pistol

2010-11-01T18:45:42Z

Lylelash:

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[File:Guncomic.jpg|thumb|100px|left|True story]]
[[Image:Chris_CWC_angry_Pistol.jpg|thumb|The pistol in "[[CWC is Angry]]", next to what appears to be the [[Fapcup]]]]

Since Chris is fascinated by the [[Transformers]], his primary frame of reference for firearms is '''Megatron''', the evil Decepticon rival of the heroic Autobot [[Optimus Prime]]. In his original 1980s incarnation, Megatron transformed (somewhat controversially) into a [[Wikipedia:Walther P38|Walther P38]] pistol which is coincidentally the preferred sidearm of Nazi Germany in World War Two. Chris owns a Megatron pistol, and is not afraid to let his enemies know it.

==The gun==

[[Image:Mp5-Megatron.PNG|thumb|A proper use of gov'ment money]]

The version of the toy that Chris owns is the original "generation one" mold used in the 1980s, although it's probably a reissue sold during the 2000s. Since modern US toy regulations forbid toys that look like guns, it's relatively cost-prohibitive to obtain a Megatron. Moreover, Chris's has a mechanism for firing small plastic pellets, which has never been available domestically. All of this indicates that Chris obtained his "piece" from an American website specializing in importing exclusive Japanese Transformers. He certainly would have had to pay well over $100USD for it--money coming directly out of his [[monthly tugboat]]. Knowing Chris and his idea of cleanliness, the toy is probably worthless now.

One of the reasons they don't sell Megatrons that turn into pistols anymore is out of public concerns that children brandishing toy guns could unwittingly provoke the [[Jerkops|police]], forcing them to err on the side of caution and defend themselves with lethal force. Given his recent run-ins with the [[law]], this sounds like exactly the sort of thing Chris might actually do. If you see him with the pistol in public, promptly kick him in the [[duck]] and alert the authorities that an autistic manchild is wandering around with a pistol that turns into a robot.

==Use in real life==

After losing the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] contest, Chris took out his frustration on contest winner [[Adam Stackhouse]] by creating [[CWC is Angry|a video]] wherein he sets up a photo of Stackhouse and shoots at it with Megatron.

The pistol has also appeared in the [[War Paint Video]], in which Chris insists that he's a [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]]--apparently referring to the sort of Cherokees who carry Japanese toys of Cybertronian robots disguised as German weapons.

The pistol recently appeared in the [[CWC is Divinetril|a video]] and was used to execute Clyde Cash.

==Use in the comics==

{{Quote|I know, but you shot him with a real gun in the comic. Like—like… he was my boyfriend, and you shot him! I mean, don't you think that I still care about him a little? That's just weird. I just—I mean, like, I was expecting, like, you know, like, a magical fight, not like… you shooting him.|[[Kacey]] [[Kacey and Liquid Call|voicing some discomfort]]}}

[[Image:BustACap.jpg|thumb|The pistol in ''Sonichu Special 4'']]

[[Sonichu Special 4]] saw the first hand-drawn appearance of Chris's Megatron pistol. In an attempt to rescue Kacey from her [[Liquid|own boyfriend]], Chris drives as fast as he legally can to their house and enters uninvited. Liquid, fearing a home invasion, charges Chris with a knife. Chris sidesteps this attack and then goes on to disarm Liquid, throw him to the ground, and shoot him in both shins, permanently crippling him. Although Chris clearly understands his toy is not a real gun, he is compelled to draw real guns to look exactly like Megatron, just as every big rig he draws has to be a red cab-over, even if it's running over his [[Sarah Jackson|gal-pal]].

== External links ==

*[[Wikipedia:Megatron (Transformers)|Megatron]] at [[Wikipedia]]

{{Relics of Fail}}
{{Not_Jerks}}

[[Category:Relics of Fail]]
[[Category:Transformers]]

Talk:DivineTrial

2010-10-30T18:09:44Z

Lylelash:

Oh jesus fucking christ. I guess I'll have a go at transcribing this BITCH - at least the audible parts of it. [[User:EtonpilfAnetah|EtonpilfAnetah]] 10:20, 30 October 2010 (PDT)
*Fucking done. Some bits were unintelligible, feel free to fill it in if you think you have a clue what the fuck he's saying. [[User:EtonpilfAnetah|EtonpilfAnetah]] 11:01, 30 October 2010 (PDT)

Oh Gawd what the fuck did I just watch? [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 10:34, 30 October 2010 (PDT)

This seems to be the ending of Sonichu 10 acted out. On top of Chris not knowing court proceedings, he also seems to think that when a person is guilty they are immediately strung out and shot. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 10:43, 30 October 2010 (PDT)

==Where this is from==
This seems like it is Chris' version of the court trail in the movie "Pink Flamigos", hence why it is named Divine Trial, Divine being the woman that ran the mock trial in Pink Flamingos. Is that worth mentioning in the article?--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 11:09, 30 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:DivineTrial

2010-10-30T18:09:14Z

Lylelash:

DivineTrial

2010-10-30T18:05:50Z

Lylelash:

'''DivineTrial''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris wears his [[plush breasts]] and puts on some facepaint, then misunderstands, but absolutely lives up to, the term "[[Wikipedia:kangaroo court|kangaroo court]]". It appears to be the execution of [[Clyde Cash]] which Chris [[Don'tPintheOop‎‎|promised us earlier]].

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = DivineTrial
| video = {{#ev:youtube|QAvNrc1A9VI}}
| stardate = 30 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Violence|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{VertRedShirt|text}}
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}
| previous = [[DrainedCreativity]]
| next = [[JuggaloShoutOut]]
}}

===Transcript===

[Chris stands in front of the camera wearing clown makeup, his shirt stuffed with his plush breasts and a red sheet of construction paper covering his crotch.]

Hello, folks, and darlings, this is Divine (unintelligible) y'know... We are going to go on a trial now fo- to go against... our culprit, he- mister [[Clyde Cash]]... (unintelligible) audience, Clyde.

[Chris holds up a [[Shadow the Hedgehog]] doll which is supposed to represent Clyde.]

(Clyde) *mumbling noises*

Ay, ain't got much to say, huh? Well, that's a shame. Clyde, now, you spoke to me on live internet before the trial here was started.

(Clyde) *mumbling noises*

He stands accused of... being a [[troll]], a bully, and especially doing all these things against one Christian Weston Chandler and his Sonichu and Rosechu family... We bring in a witness here today... a which we will put that against mr. Clyde Cash here... He's a witness- oh- s- Sonichu, i mean the original one...

[Chris holds up what seems to be a [[Pikachu]] doll which has been modified to look like Sonichu.]

All right, Sonichu... do you swear to speak the whole truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth... uh, you got...

(Sonichu) I do.

Aight, then will you please... point out the gulity part of this room that has... done all the trollings and dwollings and all that... and even personal... threatening and what not against mister Christian Weston Chandler?

(Sonichu) Yes, Divine. He's right over there! Mister Clyde Cash!

Thank you, that'll be all, you c- may step down from the witness stand... Aight, then we- when I have order in the court, order in the court! I have reviewed all the case files and what not... and in this [[Sonichu 10|kangaroo court]] justice... I hearby... pronounce sentence to mister Clyde Cash... he is gulity of all charges! And then- and... on the lawsuit here... for his punishment... he will be shocked to death... and his wi- and his wife and one-cent daughter... will go to a better husband... outside of his family... one will be provided for her by law... smoebody within her local reach, but not within the state of Virginia.

But anyway, the punishment is death for mister Clyde Cash... For doing so many wrongs against mister Christian Weston Chandler... Case dismissed! (Bangs the table with his coffee cup again)

Are you ready for your execution, mister Clyde Cash?

(Clyde) *mumbling noises*

[[Random Access Humor|Well, at least my face ain't fucking orange!]] Buh-bye.

[Chris pulls out his Megatron Pistol and shoots Clyde, despite him being sentenced to electrocution.]

And that was another fine episode of Divines people court. You all enjoy- you all have yourselves a good day... and remember, Divine is... [[Christian Weston Chandler|the filthiest, dirtiest person in the world]]... Even though I've temporarily dyed my hair brown... It's usually blond.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[DrainedCreativity]]|nextlink=[[JuggaloShoutOut]]}}

{{Troll Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Talk:DayOut

2010-10-25T23:44:09Z

Lylelash:

Not sure why there isn't a DayOut 4-7. Also the my face is not fucking orange or whatever is the last part to this series. weird title but whatever. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:11, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
* I think 4-7 may still be processing on Youtube. Either that or uploading so many videos at once has screwed up a few uploads. --[[User:Clydewarren|Clydewarren]] 15:18, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
** If someone who has the power to can merge all the other DayOut pages with this one, that'd be awesome. ~~This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 15:40, 25 October 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!
::*I'm more curious about what that horrible rattling in the last video is whenever he comes to a stop. Anyone here particularly knowledgeable about cars? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 16:29, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
** Didn't he say something to the effect of his muffler being fucked? The sound is that of a bum muffler. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 16:39, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
::*If his car is standard it could be him not clutching correctly..gear grinder. It could be a number of things really though, loose muffler, bad transmission...it's very noticeable when he he speeds up from first gear or goes into it gearing down...so regardless of auto/stan transmission my bet is that his first gear sucks ass, it's not a bum muffler though, it would be a lot louder while he was driving if it was.
--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 16:42, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:DayOut

2010-10-25T23:42:01Z

Lylelash:

Not sure why there isn't a DayOut 4-7. Also the my face is not fucking orange or whatever is the last part to this series. weird title but whatever. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:11, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
* I think 4-7 may still be processing on Youtube. Either that or uploading so many videos at once has screwed up a few uploads. --[[User:Clydewarren|Clydewarren]] 15:18, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
** If someone who has the power to can merge all the other DayOut pages with this one, that'd be awesome. ~~This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 15:40, 25 October 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!
::*I'm more curious about what that horrible rattling in the last video is whenever he comes to a stop. Anyone here particularly knowledgeable about cars? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 16:29, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
** Didn't he say something to the effect of his muffler being fucked? The sound is that of a bum muffler. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 16:39, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
::*If his car is standard it could be him not clutching correctly..gear grinder. It could be a number of things really though, loose muffler, bad transmission...it's very noticeable when he he speeds up from first gear or goes into it gearing down...so regardless of auto/stan transmission my bet is that his first gear sucks ass--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 16:42, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

Pregnant Act

2010-10-19T22:39:47Z

Lylelash:

[[File:128747284554.png|thumb|Artist's rendition]]

'''Pregnant Act''' is a creepy video [[Chris]] uploaded on 18 [[October 2010]]. In this video, we see more of Chris's [[Homos|transgender]] urges (while being able to physically see very little), as the scene begins with what amounts to a [[Chris and reality|biologically impossible]] (on multiple levels) self-impregnation, Chris having received what is presumably [[Jackie]]'s egg cell, which he has fertilized with his own [[navy]]. The 'pregnancy' is given form by padding under Chris's shirt, including the [[Plush Breasts|plush breasts]], in a scene straight out of Ed Gein's Bedtime Stories.

Having effectively screwed himself, the next scene has Chris on his back like some freakish turtle, futily attempting to right himself (with notable actual effort, and not just acting). The nightmare continues with the birthing scene, Chris now pointing the camera at his own crotch, and completing the birth by tossing a [[Li'l Chris|teddy bear]] onto his... knees.

Finally, in a scene vaguely resembling [[Family Guy]], ManMom Chris has his stomach exposed, and the plush breasts stuffed down his [[sports bra]], while he forces the bear to suckle from the surely diseased, alkaline, bleach-smelling teat.

Chris removed the video the following day.
{{clear}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Pregnant Act
| video = {{#ev:youtube|j7I2QBukJ4Y}}
| stardate = 18 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Other|Male pregnancy}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt = {{VerticalRedYellowShirt|text}}, {{Cwcbra|text}}, {{K-SwissShirt|text}}
| previous = [[100 2281]]
| next = [[Breast Cancer Awareness]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

Oh my god... look at me! Huh! My girlfriend reverse-impregnated me! The egg came out of her, and got into me! When we were having sexxxsss... oh my gosh. Goodness... [''camera fumbling then jump cut'']

Hm. Ugh. Goodness its difficult to get up these days, with number one in the way. Oof! Little heavy made me fall down. Made me fall down! [''camera fumbling''] Maybe I try... and see if get up. Oop! I fell down again! [''mumbling''] Let me tell you... oof! Ahh! [''grunts, then jump cut'']

Oh my goodness, it's a big one! [''grunts, strains, and mumbles''] Must watch breath... one two three! [''gasps''] EEeeaaahhhhgh! Ah! [''throws a stuffed bear onto lap''] Well! Congratulate me! I gave birth to a little beautiful baby... bear. And she's [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|female]]! Goodness... wow. [''jump cut'']

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Pregnant Act
| video = {{#ev:youtube|sC8392Td5r4}}
| stardate = 18 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Other|Male pregnancy}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt = {{VerticalRedYellowShirt|text}}, {{Cwcbra|text}}, {{K-SwissShirt|text}}

===Transcript===
Oh my goodness me look at this I had sex with my girlfriend and it backfired on me, can’t believe this. Her egg went inside my dick and now it’s- now it’s been in me for like 9 months. Engh mani’m gunna get these stretch marks in a little while…ummgh dang. egh laying down it’s hard for me to get back up again. Eeeaauuh, ung ung ung! Ehh! Well that was a major push, hope I didn’t lose it there! Erro here come- aaa ahhh think it’s coming out the back…think it’s coming out the - aaaaa one two three one two three. Engh! Engh! ENNGGHHHHHAAA! Well will you look at that, I gave birth to a beautiful baby girl bear! You- no- little babies drinking my breast milk. Yeah you enjoy that don’t ya? My lil- my lil girl.

[''Chris has his shirt pulled up, exposing his muscle bra and pale fish-belly, the bear is pressed up against the plush breats''] It's baby's open that's right little child. Eat all you want out of there. You eat all you want out of there. [''an electronic toy says "I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!"''] Ha! First w-her first words! [[30 August 2009|We]] love you too!

==The Remake==
Chris removed the original video on 19 October, and uploaded a new version of the video shortly after.
{{Infobox/video
| name = Pregnant Act
| video = {{#ev:youtube|sC8392Td5r4}}
| stardate = 19 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Other|Male pregnancy}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt = {{VerticalRedYellowShirt|text}}, {{Cwcbra|text}}, {{K-SwissShirt|text}}
| previous = [[A Public Announcement for Congress]]
| next = Current
}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2281]]|nextlink=[[Breast Cancer Awareness]]}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Talk:Pregnant Act

2010-10-19T22:33:37Z

Lylelash:

{{Not A Forum}}

Currently transcribing the new video he just uplaoded--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 15:33, 19 October 2010 (PDT)

* Uhm...I'll try to transcribe this BITCH. Oh GOD. -[[User:parlortrix|parlortrix]] October 18, 2010 11:43 PM CST
**Beat ya! [[User:Dude|Dude]] 21:54, 18 October 2010 (PDT)
***Not only did you do a better job, but you've spared me of having to watch it again. THANK YOU. -[[User:parlortrix|parlortrix]] October 18, 2010 12:13 AM CST

* The description of the teat especially in this article is fantastic. Well played, Xavier orona. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 04:40, 19 October 2010 (PDT)

isn't there an episode of American Dad where Steve gets pregnant or something. Possible inspiration?

User talk:Lylelash

2010-10-11T22:21:07Z

Lylelash: /* Re:New article */

User talk:Anonymax

2010-10-11T18:31:06Z

Lylelash:

You've been busy already - good job. Keep it up. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 13:36, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
:* Thanks for fixing the typos in Mumble 3! Sometimes my memory fails me. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:04, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

== Re:User Template Categories ==

That sounds like a good idea. Should we start moving pages, then? '''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 03:18, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
* Hmm, now that you mention it, I tried moving the weeaboo category to change its capitalization but I didn't see the "move" tab.

:An awards/standard userboxes split sounds good. It'll keep the Awards category from being cluttered. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 03:36, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

* Got it. I'd delete them right now, but since I'm only supposed to delete vandalism I don't want to accidentally abuse my Jerkop powers. Maybe you should ask one of the higher ups to do it? '''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 05:11, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

==Re: New Shirt Icons==

Okay. I've been using MS Paint all this time, but I just downloaded GIMP (it seems to be a lot more user-friendly than I remembered). How many have you fixed so far? I can fix the rest if there are any left to be done. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 01:57, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
*No, I've got it. Thanks for offering, though. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 02:04, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
** I hope you do ZThe Joker shirt justice seeing as it actually is one of his best known shirts for raging now.--[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 21:55, 11 May 2010 (UTC)

== About the welcome template... ==
I saw your post on YawningSquirtleRedux's talk page and I understand your reasoning, but wouldn't it be more convenient to to just use the template rather than all the text itself? I mean, thats what the template is for isn't it? It saves file size and and can actually be just typed out, rather than having to copy paste it in from somewhere. Plus it makes the talk pages easier to navigate around without all that text there. I don't know about you, but to me, using the template seems it'd be the easier option. And i'm still not sure what'd be so bad about the user talk pages changing when the template is edited. Wouldn't that just mean they'd have the up to date version of the welcome? Besides, how often would we even need to change the template. It looks fine to me as it is. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:52, 14 May 2010 (UTC)

== Hey, buddy ==

[[Template:Zoroastrian|You forgot a userbox.]] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 19:26, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

== Ham ==

I'm amazed - nay, ASTOUNDED - that we have a template for that. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]], 21:40, 03 June 2010

== My Page ==
Thanks for cleaning up the userboxes. I kind of got the feeling I had done it wrong, but was too tired to mess around with it any more.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 04:57, 4 June 2010 (UTC)

== Uh, question. ==

I recently saw in my talk page's history something about you not wanting me to reinvent the wheel?
May I ask what that was about?
 [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 05:10, 4 June 2010 (UTC)DonnieDarko

== whitespace issues ==

Thank you so much for fixing the whitespace issues for the troll userboxes. I was wondering what was causing them. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 19:44, 11 July 2010 (UTC)

== Re: Your Jerkop application ==

In case you get this before you see my message in IRC, get in touch with me, I'd like to talk to you. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:10, 11 September 2010 (PDT)

== re:Large Rollback ==

Ah, thank you! I'll be sure to remember that. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 13:26, 12 September 2010 (PDT)

== Talk pages ==

The point of talk pages is to... TALK. It doesn't have to have a standard or anything. Right...? --[[User:Tommy-Vercetti|Tommy-Vercetti]] 06:51, 14 September 2010 (PDT)

== I have a few words for you: ==

You especially, need to get off your high horse.

Funny how everyone on this wiki criticizes Chris for being full of himself, how ironic since it's common from the editors here too. I'm through editing this shit wikipedia. You editors are just as pathetic as Chris. Fuck you. --[[User:Tommy-Vercetti|Tommy-Vercetti]] 20:44, 17 September 2010 (PDT)

== Thanks for trying ==

Unfortunately none of those suit my needs, thanks for trying though. --[[User:Ashki|Ashki]]

== Hey, idiot ==

Thanks for destroying my work: http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Vivian_Gee_E-mails_2&action=historysubmit&diff=115313&oldid=115312 --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 15:40, 23 September 2010 (PDT)

== Work 1 section a time ==

Just like as I do. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 15:46, 23 September 2010 (PDT)

== It's for future ==

Use the sections, there won't be conflicts of edits with someone else (probably). --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 15:51, 23 September 2010 (PDT)

==WTF==
I didnt "re-add crap" I removed the names of the 2 tards on the call. Check the version difference.
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 09:15, 24 September 2010 (PDT)

== Video icons with blank linkage, etc ==

Hiya. I edited a few of the "subject" and "style" [[Template:Video icon key|video icons]] that weren't pointing to links (i.e. they just went to file:image.blah and also were missing alt text), and changed one in particular ("Reason" under "style" pointed to the page for "Fail"; I changed it to "Chris and hypocrisy" since I figured there were plenty of examples and links for CWC's failures). Is there currently or will there be a desire to edit the icons in "shirt" and "other" similarly? If so, I'm willing to help, though not sure how people would want that done. There are only a few linked shirts so far, typically ones that are iconic of certain traits or events (e.g. the Pokemon shirt, the muscle bra). Others could be linked along the same way, like the "Rollin and Trollin" video for the "Trollin Style" outfit, or if something is ubiquitous enough it can just point to Chris's fashion page. The icons in the "other" category could link in the same way but I don't know if video types are categorized any further than the [[List of Videos]], nevermind that I'm not sure what qualifies as "live" or "directfeed".

Anyhow, I've always thought the video icons on the CWCiki are a neat touch. The shirts are all great. I'd only really change the "Rumors" icon because I always thought it was an old-fashioned weighing scale instead of a warning sign. Let me know if I can help. [[Image:Horse3.gif|Horsehorsehorse]] [[User talk:Horsehorsehorse|Talktalktalk]] 18:29, 30 September 2010 (PDT)

== Sorry ==

I was just trying to clear out some of the improper information and Clyde was jumping down my throat for no good reason, so yeah. --[[User:Ashki|Ashki]] 20:47, 1 October 2010 (PDT)
:* Honestly though, I can tell where I'm not wanted, so I might as well take my leave. --[[User:Ashki|Ashki]] 20:48, 1 October 2010 (PDT)
:::Hmm. Arguing against Clyde is a bit like tying your shoelaces up before entering a Mosque - a waste of time. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:52, 1 October 2010 (PDT)
::::Still, you might want to reign some control over him, there was absolutely '''no''' reason for him to jump down my throat for making a simple mistake, it's as simple as that. --[[User:Ashki|Ashki]] 00:10, 2 October 2010 (PDT)
:::::I don't think it was your simple mistake that did it, my friend. Although maybe you caught me a bad time. (ur still dumb lol) [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:43, 2 October 2010 (PDT)

==New article==
I just made an article titled Chris and Cosplay, can you look it over and tell me if I did anything bad?--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 11:31, 11 October 2010 (PDT)

User talk:Enibure

2010-10-08T12:51:47Z

Lylelash:

Well I transcribed 2 videos tonight only to find out someone else had...because no one typed transcribe into the discussion box. I'm not pissed at you...I'm pissed that "transcribing" wasn't written in the discussion.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 17:00, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

It's cool mate, just merge 'em. No big deal, yeah?[[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 17:13, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

Yeah no big deal...I merged the parts you didn't have with what I had...lol, cheers.

User talk:Enibure

2010-10-08T00:00:52Z

Lylelash: Created page with "Well I transcribed 2 videos tonight only to find out someone else had...because no one typed transcribe into the discussion box. I'm not pissed at you...I'm pissed that "transcri..."

Talk:100 2267

2010-10-07T23:04:25Z

Lylelash:

Anyone transcribing? Guess I'll give it a go...--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 15:24, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

Oh sorry man, I just did. I'll add it to the page but there were a couple of words I didn't guess, like at 00:24. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 15:27, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

Just edited it with the template from the previous video...edited a but of corect stuff in there someone else take care of it I'm off to tranbscribe another video he just uploaded.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 16:04, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

I fixed up the transcription [[User:StarryNight|StarryNight]] 15:41, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:100 2270

2010-10-07T22:54:42Z

Lylelash:

Transcribing...--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 15:40, 7 October 2010 (PDT)
*Can the transcriber please put in the discussion when they are transcribing so that multiple people don't transcribe...--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 15:54, 7 October 2010 (PDT)
Unless I'm missing something, he seems to think Alec Benson Leary and Liquid are the same person. Worth mentioning I guess. [[User:I Love Little Girls|I Love Little Girls]] 15:49, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:100 2270

2010-10-07T22:54:29Z

Lylelash:

Transcribing...--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 15:40, 7 October 2010 (PDT)
*Can the transcriber please put in the discussion when they are transcribing so that multiple people don't transcribe...
Unless I'm missing something, he seems to think Alec Benson Leary and Liquid are the same person. Worth mentioning I guess. [[User:I Love Little Girls|I Love Little Girls]] 15:49, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:100 2270

2010-10-07T22:40:15Z

Lylelash:

Transcribing...--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 15:40, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:100 2270

2010-10-07T22:39:58Z

Lylelash: Created page with "Transcribing...<math>Insert formula here</math>"

Transcribing...<math>Insert formula here</math>

Talk:100 2267

2010-10-07T22:39:20Z

Lylelash:

100 2267

2010-10-07T22:38:16Z

Lylelash:

In this video Chris cos plays as Clyde Cash and rambles about how he deserves to die and about how he raped Panda.

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==Video==
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| name = 100 2266
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=mPsy3QwPiAo&feature=sub}}
| stardate = 4 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Rumors|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}
| shirt = {{VerticalRedYellowShirt|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
| previous = [[100 2265]]
| next = Current
}}

=== Transcription ===

''[Off camera]''-eep.

''[Jumps into view, face covered in brown paint and wearing a white t-shirt with "I GOT WHAT I DESERVE" on it]''

''[Strange, relatively low-pitched voice]'' Heeeeey, folks! It's me, Clyde Cash. I am the ruler of the internet, and the internet trolls. I am an adulterous foe, a bastard and a self-righteous idiot who spends his time following and trolling the one Christian Weston Chandler, and making up a whole bunch of dang-gone rumours all over the internet! ''[Raises arms angrily]'' I am a velapadone[?wtf]! And you know what, I am a [[Chris and English|spawn of spatan]] so I got what I deserve! Nothing! Nothing very good, nothing honest, nothing decent, I have no... sense of pride for myself, because I got everything handed to me on a silver platter, I raped his Australian girlfriend! And then married her! And now I have a one sad daughter. I am AN IDIOT!!

''[Voice changes suddenly, gets harsher]''
Rule over me, watch over me! Seriously, take me down!I want you to kill me! Clyde Cash, kill me now! Kill me now, I don't want to live this life of being a spawn of satan anymore! Aaaaah!

100 2267

2010-10-07T22:33:51Z

Lylelash:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPsy3QwPiAo

== Transcription ==

''[Off camera]''-eep.

''[Jumps into view, face covered in brown paint and wearing a white t-shirt with "I GOT WHAT I DESERVE" on it]''

''[Strange, relatively low-pitched voice]'' Heeeeey, folks! It's me, Clyde Cash. I am the ruler of the internet, and the internet trolls. I am an adulterous foe, a bastard and a self-righteous idiot who spends his time following and trolling the one Christian Weston Chandler, and making up a whole bunch of dang-gone rumours all over the internet! ''[Raises arms angrily]'' I am a velapadone[?wtf]! And you know what, I am a [[Chris and English|spawn of spatan]] so I got what I deserve! Nothing! Nothing very good, nothing honest, nothing decent, I have no... sense of pride for myself, because I got everything handed to me on a silver platter, I raped his Australian girlfriend! And then married her! And now I have a one sad daughter. I am AN IDIOT!!

''[Voice changes suddenly, gets harsher]''
Rule over me, watch over me! Seriously, take me down!I want you to kill me! Clyde Cash, kill me now! Kill me now, I don't want to live this life of being a spawn of satan anymore! Aaaaah!

Talk:100 2267

2010-10-07T22:24:56Z

Lylelash: Created page with "Anyone transcribing? Guess I'll give it a go...--~~~~"

Anyone transcribing? Guess I'll give it a go...--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 15:24, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

100 2265

2010-10-04T04:14:46Z

Lylelash: Created page with "===100 2265==="

===100 2265===

Talk:100 2265

2010-10-04T04:14:08Z

Lylelash: Created page with "I made the page...I'm not even going to attempt to transcribe this BITCH because he only says rabble rabble the whole time...someone with a keen ear would be better at it than me..."

I made the page...I'm not even going to attempt to transcribe this BITCH because he only says rabble rabble the whole time...someone with a keen ear would be better at it than me. --[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 21:14, 3 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Wes Iseli

2010-10-02T14:44:10Z

Lylelash: /* Added bit */

==To do==
*Picture of Wes, real and from comic
*Why Chris hated him
*Link to his magician site

===Added bit===
I added the comment that Weslie left on Chris' latest video.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 21:51, 1 October 2010 (PDT)
*that's not his youtube account. see the bottom of the wes iseli page for a link to his actual page. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:52, 1 October 2010 (PDT)
*Sorry I jumped the gun on it, should have clicked the account before I assumed it was Wes.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 07:44, 2 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Wes Iseli

2010-10-02T04:51:45Z

Lylelash: