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Talk:Bob Chandler

2010-03-02T19:03:23Z

Lynxr: /* Congestive heart failure */

==To do==
*<strike>Picture of Bob</strike>
**Bob looks like fucking Jigsaw. Scary. [[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 18:34, 7 February 2010 (UTC)
*Chris's relationship with Bob, in Chris's own words
*add some background to Bob's history. He goes on about himself in the date audio, and he's a pretty interesting guy, like he saw the first plastic Coke bottles shipped off from the assembly line, and he was in the Signal Corps and all sorts of other interesting stuff. We need some of that in here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:06, 26 March 2009 (CET)

(Quick question - whats the date audio? Thanks!)
*...the audio of Chris's date with [[Emily]]. As seen available on the [[The Miscreants]] website. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:31, 17 April 2009 (CEST)

Should I mention he just got sent to the hospital in the health section with congestive heart failure? [[Shawths|Shawths]]

==Great job!==

Seriously, this article is terrific now. I'm surprised how far it's come. Good work to all those involved. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:11, 11 June 2009 (CEST)

: Still need more on video games and raising Chris. The section on Chris should be the biggest in this article. Will wait for others to finish transcribing because I can't make out Bob's quiet voice in church & Emily. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 10:24, 11 June 2009 (CEST)

== Bob's birthday ==

Why did everyone think it was Feb. 9th instead of Sept. 4? Does Chris not know when his father's birthday is? [[User:Sauerkraut131|Sauerkraut131]] 04:41, 27 June 2009 (CEST)
*No, it's just hard to tell from the Family Tree poster since it's in microscopic print. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:27, 27 June 2009 (CEST)

==Radio Station Gig==
According to some of the recordings via Yahoo Messenger, didn't Bob worked at a radio station at one time? [[User:Decoy Octillery|Decoy Octillery]] 21:01, 5 August 2009 (CEST)

==i suck==

Hi, first time editor, long time lurker. I called CWC's house today, hoping to talk to him, but I got Bob instead. Those other people exaggerated about Bob's bravado in their callfail video, Bob isn't much of an opponent if you don't let him get a word in, he just seems to stammer a lot. Of note, he recognized my Texas area code (432) and said he was from Texas, and that he knew some KKK people who he said he would send over to my house if I didn't stop calling. Unfortunately it's lost to time because I can't record from my cellphone and maintain a decent quality. I called him in the morning, when he woke up I honestly thought it was Chris. Anyways, I suck at this shit, I'm gonna just lurk and wtach from now on. I don't have what it takes to be a troll. Thanks for the interesting page, and sorry I don't have any audio to give you guys. [[User:ColossalFail|ColossalFail]] 19:35, 28 November 2009 (CET)

==Hey... ==

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIoS-gPOA0k]

My friend sent me this video earlier today. It has to do with someone prank calling Bob to get more info out of him involving his current life. Is there anything in it we could possibly use for this article? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 16:41, 20 February 2010 (EST)

==Congestive heart failure==
Damn. We all knew this was coming eventually, but still.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:31, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

: We haven't confirmed it was actually Chris yet--I'm personally at 60-40 Chris, the writing style seems off(the Random Capitalization is unusual) but his posting pattern makes sense. Chris only seems to use Twitter when the CWCipedia has dicks on it and I doubt that he's checked recently.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:02, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:*The Twitter is his, he's written in the [[CWC Blog]] about it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:51, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:** I don't see it on the CWCipedia updates.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:02, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:***It would explain his lack of presence for the last few days.
: Huh, I don't see that tweet on [http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu his Twitter account]. Did he delete it, or am I just missing it somehow? --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 04:55, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:* No, it's there. It starts with "Captain's Log Stardate March 1st"--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:13, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:** Oh, now I see it. Thanks! *[[slow-in-the-mind]]* --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 17:51, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
I don't want to live in a Cwcville without Bob. If he dies, I'll kill myself.
''

I'm going to kill myself if Bob Chandler dies
I'm going to kill myself if he makes me cry
I'll slit my wrists or I'll cut my throat
but I'll kill myself, I'll kill myself, by bleeding on his doorstep.''

[[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 05:50, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

:My grandma died due to congestive heart failure. It isn't a pretty sight. -PeaceCeapPea

:I just heard the news. Dammit, Bob is awesome, I'm praying he doesn't kick it! PLEASE DON'T DIE, BOB! :'( [[User:ToyoWolf|Kimo]] 06:57, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

Just to be clear, CHF doesn't necessarily mean heart attack/failure/imminent death. What it means is that the heart is weakened and is having trouble pumping enough blood to the rest of the body. A lot of overweight and older people develop CHF and don't kick off immediately because of it, and it is treatable. So Bob may live to chop down more internets yet. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 07:20, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

He spent 2 tweets discussing how his dad has a serious health issue, then six talking about himself and Sonichu. -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 07:46, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:*I know, right? What the fuck? That's pretty low. I know Chris has [[Mumble 1|implied]] that he doesn't love Bob, but I'd expect more than that. People always joke about Bob dying, but I wouldn't like that at all. He is the only sliver of awesome left in Chris's life. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 11:20, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
::*The thing is, people think that without Bob, we'd get more interesting results from Chris. Bob kept Chris from going to Redmond. Bob is more or less the reason why Chris won't travel anywhere for a troll. Anyways, I think the concern is that Bob has a long history of heart problems already and given his age, he's taken quite a beating and it wouldn't be unreasonable to suspect that this might do him in. Not that I pray for the death of Bob, mind you, only that this is the rationale of people focusing on Bob's death and why people aren't exactly optimistic. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:27, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:*I wouldn't expected anything else from him. What about "I am putting ''Sonichu'' on hold because my father is at the hospital"? That wouldn't have been a novelty. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:08, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

I think we should all do something nice for Lumberjack. Make his life a little easier. We should call in and wish him good health. How much better will he feel knowing that he is more loved than his internet famous son? He'd perk up right away. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:18, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:* He appreciated [[4 September 2009|Vivian's card]], that's probably a good idea. A picnic hamper perhaps? Some kind of gift package with food and/or nice shit. Chris won't go to that trouble; someone should.- [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 16:33, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
::*If someone sets up a paypal, I'd chip in 10 bucks. He's the internet lumberjack, after all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:34, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*I agree, that would be cool. [[User:Lynxr|–Ich bin schwul, '''Lynxr'''. Ich bin schwul.–]] 19:03, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
I really hope Bob pulls through for Chris's sake. I really hate Chris but I know what it's like to lose one's father, and that's not something I'd wish upon anybody else. --[[User:Dann Woolf|Dann Woolf]] 16:44, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
*Yeah, seriously. I hope Bob gets well soon.

29 January 2010

2010-01-31T01:34:15Z

Lynxr:

'''29 January 2010''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 30 [[January 2010]] (giving the date as "January 25 or 26"). In the video Chris apologizes to Alec, but in true CWC fashion, [[Chris_and_remorse|the apology is being made in the hopes of getting him to shrink the ads]] linking to [[Asperpedia]]. He also apologizes for his [[Mailbag]] replies that he deletes, edits or responds angrily, due to his tard rage.

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| image = {{#ev:youtube|eHWMG3rNs6o}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 30 January 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Website.png]] Website
| Performance Style = [[Image:Reason.png]] Reason
| Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga
| Shirt = ???
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| next = Current
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===Transcript===

[''in a defeated tone''] Hmm, [[Biological clock|January 25 or 26]], [[Captain's Log]].

[''[[sigh]]''] Anyway, I wou- I'm making this video because I wanted to apologize to Alec for having said the things that I said before and the threats, and want to make amends and peace and uh, I would appreciate it if the uh, Asperpedia ads were no longer on the [[CWCipedia]].

[''Chris makes an angry face, but doesn't let the emotion overcome him, instead using a soft speaking tone, seeking sympathy'']

Seriously, just- I asked multiple times either shr- to shrink them down, put 'em in the sidebar. I have not seen [[Duck|shrinkage]]! I have to scroll ''down'' to even see anything on the CWCipedia, to even to log in! To even to make edits. And it's very annoying and frustrating. [''shakes finger for a second''] Get rid of those ads, all together. I still apologize for saying the things I have said before, but I feel like we can best be at peace if Mao of that group removes all those ads, all together. Please.

Anyway, and also, I apologize for appearing to be rude in the mailbag responses [''almost drops controller''] and deleting and editing some letters, but, I can't deal with some topics...that get [''waves hand around''] brought up; [[Autism|it's just beyond my comprehension sometimes.]] And it frighten- it bothers me. [''long pause''] Mkay? So, [[Lie|I promise to be nicer in my responses.]] Okay.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[22 January 2010]]|nextlink=[[29 January 2010|Current]]|}}

{{Captain's Log}}

29 January 2010

2010-01-31T01:32:43Z

Lynxr: /* Transcript */

'''29 January 2010''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 30 [[January 2010]] (giving the date as "January 25 or 26"). In the video Chris apologizes to Alec, but in true CWC fashion, the apology is being made in the hopes of getting him to shrink the ads linking to [[Asperpedia]]. He also apologizes for his [[Mailbag]] replies that he deletes, edits or responds angrily, due to his tard rage.

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| image = {{#ev:youtube|eHWMG3rNs6o}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 30 January 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Website.png]] Website
| Performance Style = [[Image:Reason.png]] Reason
| Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga
| Shirt = ???
| previous = [[22 January 2010#Part 2|22 January 2010 Part 2]]
| next = Current
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===Transcript===

[''in a defeated tone''] Hmm, [[Biological clock|January 25 or 26]], [[Captain's Log]].

[''[[sigh]]''] Anyway, I wou- I'm making this video because I wanted to apologize to Alec for having said the things that I said before and the threats, and want to make amends and peace and uh, I would appreciate it if the uh, Asperpedia ads were no longer on the [[CWCipedia]].

[''Chris makes an angry face, but doesn't let the emotion overcome him, instead using a soft speaking tone, seeking sympathy'']

Seriously, just- I asked multiple times either shr- to shrink them down, put 'em in the sidebar. I have not seen [[Duck|shrinkage]]! I have to scroll ''down'' to even see anything on the CWCipedia, to even to log in! To even to make edits. And it's very annoying and frustrating. [''shakes finger for a second''] Get rid of those ads, all together. I still apologize for saying the things I have said before, but I feel like we can best be at peace if Mao of that group removes all those ads, all together. Please.

Anyway, and also, I apologize for appearing to be rude in the mailbag responses [''almost drops controller''] and deleting and editing some letters, but, I can't deal with some topics...that get [''waves hand around''] brought up; [[Autism|it's just beyond my comprehension sometimes.]] And it frighten- it bothers me. [''long pause''] Mkay? So, [[Lie|I promise to be nicer in my responses.]] Okay.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[22 January 2010]]|nextlink=[[29 January 2010|Current]]|}}

{{Captain's Log}}

House tour

2010-01-10T18:13:15Z

Lynxr: Just a redirect page

#REDIRECT [[Tour of Chris's House]]

Talk:Down with Asperchu

2010-01-10T08:40:15Z

Lynxr:

This video: You rage you ruse -[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 7:30 PM, January 9th 2010

I was seriously about to start transcripting it when somebody else began doing it.

<s>Doin a rough transcribing, feel free to tweak it up when I finish.</s> Done with a rough transcript, feel free to tweak it up with format, links, w/e. And yes, I put in the "fat fiction" part on purpose because it seriously sounds like he's saying that. [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 03:39, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

==Clyde saga==
lolwut? Really, this isn't part of any particular saga though an Asperchu saga may arise...--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:59, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
*Agreed, but do you think we should make like a CWCipedia or Jack saga, too? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 05:02, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

==Proposed new page==
Now that he's been mentioned in a video (and likely will be in future videos), as well as having created something notable (Asperchu), should Alec Benson Leary get his own page? --[[User:Raikonos|Raikonos]] 06:29, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
*No, at this point I think it's more logical to put the stuff about him in the Asperchu article. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 06:40, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

==Death threats==
Is it me, or is Chris way too trigger happy with his death-threats lately? [[User:Lynxr|–Ich bin schwul, '''Lynxr'''. Ich bin schwul.–]] 08:40, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

2009

2010-01-04T04:48:52Z

Lynxr:

[[Image:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2009''', [[April 16 Fetish Vids|keeping the fluids in]].]]
[[Image:Sports-bra-DERP-dumb-look.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2009''', [[Muscle bra|keeping the boobies in]].]]
[[Image:How-to-talk-to-girls-cover.jpg|thumb|Chris's [[How to Talk to Girls|literary pick of the year]].]]
[[Image:CWCIsSTRAIGHT.jpg|thumb|In '''[[January 2009]]''', Chris crushed his [[vibrator]] to show that he is straight.]]
[[Image:JULAY-small.gif|thumb|In '''[[February 2009]]''', footage was leaked of Chris and [[Kimmi]] having an intimate moment.]]
[[Image:CWCHouse.jpg|thumb|In '''[[March 2009]]''', Chris gave us a tour of his [[house]].]]
Throughout '''2009''', Chris's life has been unreal and semi-controlled, facilitated by the apparent lack of know-how and interest in his life from his parents. The first, unsmooth, wave of [[trolls|trolling]] from [[2008]] has been replaced by a [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|more organized]], [[CWCki|more obsessive]] and more complex second wave, leading to far-reaching insight into Chris's life, and [[sex tape|things]] we can never unsee.

==January==
{{See also|January 2009}}
[[Christian Weston Chandler]] spent most of his time in '''January 2009''' under the assumption that [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] of Nintendo were in regular contact with him, arranging a partnership to create a series of video games based on [[Sonichu]]. This hoax primarily involved having Miyamoto and Fils-Aimé asking Chris about his background, forcing Chris to explain away things like the information on his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page. When asked to travel to Nintendo of America headquarters in Redmond Washington, Chris continually stalled, until he finally disappeared from the internet for several days in late January, raising questions about whether he was really dumb enough to travel cross-country. However, his claims to have visited "Red Mond" were quickly exposed, and the Sonichu Alpha project collapsed shortly thereafter.

During this month Chris's website, [[Sonichu.net]] would be hacked, causing him to abandon it and launch [[Sonichu.info]], which was then also immediately hacked.

On 5 January Chris completed [[Episode 18]], the long awaited Spring Break feature of [[Sonichu 8]], after being prompted by the suicide of [[Ryan Cash]]. Ryan's brother [[Clyde Cash]] would emerge this month, blaming Chris for Ryan's death and threatening to seek revenge. In time, both the Miyamoto saga and the website hacking would be attributed to the master plan of Clyde and his [[The Miscreants|secret organization bent on ruining Chris's life]], to give Chris an archenemy to rail against.

==February==
{{See also|February 2009}}
'''February 2009''' saw several transitions for [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. His online relationship with [[PandaHalo]], who supposedly lived in South Australia, ended when he decided she was killed by brushfires in Victoria. However, he would quickly bounce back, winning the heart of [[Julie]] in a relationship that would elicit [[For Julie's Eyes Only|far more disturbing footage]]. Chris received official confirmation from Nintendo of America that he had not been in contact with [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], formally ending that [[Miyamoto Saga|saga]]. That the [[trolls]] posing as Nintendo officials very nearly tricked him into traveling to [[Red Mond]] taught him nothing, though--by the end of February Chris really did travel all the way to Cleveland in a futile effort to visit Julie.

==March==
{{See also|March 2009}}
'''March 2009''' starts with the conclusion of the [[Julie|Julie Saga]] when it is revealed to [[Chris]] that Julie is actually a thirteen year old boy, known as [[BlueSpike]]. Chris doesnt let this put him down, however, and shortly after this fiasco he gets in touch with [[Emily]]. His short relationship with her climaxes during a date between the two, Chris being accompanied by his father. During this date, Emily is taken off by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], and the next day she calls Chris to say that she has decided that she doesn't want any romantic relations with him. During this phonecall Clyde Cash also breaks in, severely scaring the Chandler family. March ends with Chris finding himself a new sweetheart, [[Ivy]], and during the month's last week Chris produces several videos that he dedicates to her. Leading up to the last days of March, Chris also starts showing more and more [[rage]] towards Clyde Cash, and in the end he even announces that he will leave [[YouTube]] for ever.

==April==
{{See also|April 2009}}
[[Image:CWCHedgehogBoysCOMEBACKfront.jpg|thumb|In '''[[April 2009]]''', [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK]] hits the stores.]]
Throughout '''April 2009''', Chris is strongly in love with his sweetheart [[Ivy]]. Although previously stating that he would quit [[YouTube]] forever, Chris returns to the video-site within ten days of his departure. He uploads several videos for Ivy, and also draws her a few comics. These new videos and comics are typical for showing more and more of Chris's sexually deviant side. As April continues, Chris is suddenly caught up in a scandal, as audio emerges of him having cyber-sex with a troll posing as [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. Chris shows great remorse towards Ivy for his behavior, and in the end he even proposes marriage to her. April ends with Chris in a severely disturbed relationship, doing all he can to cling to his latest sweetheart.

==May==
{{See also|May 2009}}
As '''May 2009''' begins, Chris still holds very strong belief in his relation with Ivy, and during the first two weeks he uploads several videos dedicated to her. This period is also noted for a number of mainstream media, a web-show and a radio-station, featuring Chris, and thus making him open for the grand public. On 14 May, however, things take a bad turn for Chris, as he finds out that Ivy was actually a troll. Because of this dissapointment, during the last weeks of May, Chris starts resorting to other ways to find a girlfriend. He starts going out in public again, and also posts an ad on craigslist.

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==June==
{{See also|June 2009}}
[[Image:CWCipedia_Introduction.jpg|thumb|In '''[[June 2009]]''', Chris starts working on his own [[CWCipedia|wiki]].]]
[[Image:1247626135478.jpg|thumb|In '''[[July 2009]]''', Chris is [[Two's company snapshots|spotted with a female]].]]
[[Image:CWCvsIanGuitar.jpg|thumb|In '''[[August 2009]]''', [[Liquid Chris]] responds to Chris's [[SingStar Challenge]].]]
[[Image:Meat.jpg|thumb|In '''[[September 2009]]''', Chris puts two of his gitars on [[eBay]].]]
In '''June 2009''', Chris still shows relatively small internet-presence. It is however found out that a few field-[[trolls]] have befriended Chris, and have started taking him out to bars. Several videos are shown of Chris enjoying the night-life with the trolls, and some footage even shows that Chris has taken up drinking [[alcohol]], a habit that he claimed to detest before this date. In June Chris also starts using [[CWCipedia]], a sub-encyclopedia of [[CWCki]], as his own site. Slowly Chris commenced the writing of articles, thus adding tons of information that was unavailable beforehand.

== July ==
{{See also|July 2009}}
In '''July 2009''' Chris apparently continues his newfound, somewhat wilder, lifestyle, and more footage is leaked of Chris's activities in real life. Several photographs appear of him going to a bar with a heavy girl, and later on a video is shown of Chris hanging around in [[Charlottesville]]. As the month goes on, Chris suddenly takes interest in the saving of [[Charlottesville]]s [[McIntire Park]], a piece of public property that is in risk of being demolished. Chris manages to get himself on tv two times by behaving retardedly, but nobody really cares. Halfway through the month, a troll calling himself [[CChanSonichuCWC]] appears on YouTube, claiming that he is the copyrightholder of Sonichu, and that he is the real Christian Chandler. Chris doesn't take lightly to this threat, and as July draws to a close, the situation becomes grimmer and grimmer. On the last days of July, Chris initiates the [[SingStar Challenge]], a singing competition that should determine who is the real Chris-Chan.

==August==
{{See also|August 2009}}
The first half of '''August 2009''' is mainly filled with a large war between Chris and [[Liquid Chris]] about who is the real Christian Weston Chandler. Also, it is slowly becoming apparent that Chris has his eyes on Liquid's girlfriend, [[Kacey]]. Eventually Liquid backs off, and Chris has time to work on his comics again. As August draws to an end, however, [[Bob]] starts to complain to Chris about video footage of the messy Chandler [[house]]hold being on the internet, fearing that the city housing association could put them out of their house. Chris tries his best to get the trolls to take these videos down, but the more he pleads, the more the videos are actually spread. Eventually, Bob shouts at Chris for his incompetence. August ends with a short-lived attempt of Chris to get the trolls to believe that he has a split personality.

==September==
{{See also|September 2009}}
'''September 2009''' starts with a small feud between Chris and the troll [[Vivian Gee]], who created the [[Sonichu]] [[audiobooks]] and used to be his friend. The argument would end within a week with Chris throwing a fit, and Vivian mock-deleting her videos. Halfway through the month, however, Chris decides to upload a long series of [[Sonichu]] [[Videobooks]], in which he reads the comics on film. This effort would take up pretty much all of Chris's time untill it was finished near the 20th. The last weeks of September would be filled with Chris raging at the trolls, most notably [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Gregg Mays]].

==October==
{{See also|October 2009}}
The first two weeks of '''October 2009''' would be mainly filled with Chris raging at trolls and trying to dispell rumours that he would be gay. Halfway the month, however, Liquid Chris reemerges, and Chris shifts some of his attention back to his old enemy. The last half of the month is filled with Chris raging at Liquid, and him trying to take away Liquid's girlfriend, Kacey, by showing his strength. However, Chris also takes his time to unfold a complex and mysterious attempt at blackmailing Clyde Cash.

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==November==
{{See also|November 2009}}
[[Image:IBA_SoCash.jpg|thumb|In '''[[November 2009]]''', Chris shows off his new haircut.]]
[[Image:RapeRap.JPG|thumb|In '''[[December 2009]]''' Chris raps about rape.]]
Chris opened the month of '''November 2009''' with a bang, uploading a staggeringly tone-deaf parody of the September 11 terrorist attacks to YouTube as part of his abortive campaign to blackmail Clyde Cash. This outrage was soon overshadowed by the total collapse of his relationship with Kacey, as chronicled in a pair of leaked phone calls that showed Chris at his desperate, dishonest, sniveling worst. However, he recovered from these setbacks with aplomb - after acquiring what he believes is an official government seal of approval for Sonichu's copyright, Chris once again embarked on his quest to turn the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon into a multimedia empire. Towards the end of the month, Chris began to update the comic on an almost daily basis and answering the [[Mailbag]] on CWCipedia.

==December==
{{See also|December 2009}}
Chris started the month answering the mailbag, but with shorter, less-enthusiastic answers. He also created additional "rejected" mailbags to handle questions that made him feel uncomfortable - namely, those dealing with homosexuality and autism. Chris would also publish a vitriolic screed against people with Asperger's Syndrome. Chris would upload several disturbing YouTube videos: one with him performing a baffling improvised rap that suggested he was a drug-crazed rapist, another rap video where he was painted up like an Insane Clown Posse groupie, and 10 minutes of him playing with homemade Lego figurines of Sonichu and Rosechu. Chris tried his hand at writing a story again, and after spending six hours writing A Sonichu Christmas Story (which consisted of a few rough, unedited paragraphs) tried to finish the story in comic form. It dragged on past Christmas day. Unflattering photos of Chris appeared on a Times Square Billboard: all real pictures of him drinking his semen and such except for one where he was Photoshopped into a gay bar. Chris was also infuriated by increasingly explicit pro-gay banner ads which appeared on CWCipedia. He would direct his hatred at Jack Thaddeus, who would be the subject of video death threats on Christmas Day. Chris would close out the year by going batshit insane about the gay ads and mailing a letter to President [[Barack Obama]] requesting that the gay ads be made illegal.

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2010-01-04T04:45:22Z

Lynxr: Again, so sorry.

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2010-01-04T04:43:06Z

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Talk:2009

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== To do list ==

* Moar blue links. (done) [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 19:03, 16 February 2009 (CET)
* Citations. (lol)
* Grammar, spelling, uniform writing.
* Invade Russia.
* Add links to the corresponding "stardates". (done) [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 17:39, 16 February 2009 (CET)
* Use current mirror of CWC's callout to oxyclean on current page to mirror to CWCville Library.--[[User:Howsyourham|Howsyourham]] 16:36, 11 July 2009 (CEST)Howsyourham
== Lulz ==

This article is almost as big as the [[2008]] one, and we're still only at March. Something's telling me I may have to make a phonecall to da LOOOOOOONG-POLICE in a few weeks. ^^ [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 21:52, 27 March 2009 (CET)
*You might want to split this up into months if that's going to be the case. But then you might as well link it to the update Archive. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:33, 29 May 2009 (CEST)
**Okay, I started doing this. I think that a brief summary of each month, highlighting what happened, with a separate link to the month for the day by day account of what happened. I just copy and pasted from each month into the separate months so someone needs to clean them up to make them look better, with categories and such. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:45, 31 May 2009 (CEST)
***The article wasn't long IMO (see [[Blanca E-mails]] for a fairly long one). It's harder to see the big picture and find things with all the events split up. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 13:48, 1 June 2009 (CEST)
****I think if there's a summary of the events that went on each month on the main 2009 page, that might help. Rather than read through and try and form a narrative, we can just create a small narrative for each month to summarize, like "January 2009 is when Chris released a new comic, while being approached by Miyamoto" as opposed to having to read through each day and dealing with stuff. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 13:34, 12 June 2009 (CEST)

== Missing Stuff? ==

What happened to the part about Clyde Cash's Day One/Day Two/Etc videos? [[User:Sauerkraut131|Sauerkraut131]] 04:22, 22 May 2009 (CEST)
*Clyde deleted them, because he is far too modest and believes his videos are "retarded" (I actually beg to differ). However, now that I think about it, I think it's best to leave them out. While Clyde is a significant figure, I think maybe the Chronology should focus on events that relate directly to Chris or things like that. Obviously things Chris does and says are significant, as are what the trolls do to him and the impacts are significant, and media references are important too for future sake, I believe that at the moment a passive video message, even from Clyde, really doesn't warrant a mention. There's already a few of these videos on YouTube (that is, messages to Chris) and these are relatively minor events that have little impact on Chris's life. Obviously when Clyde claims responsibility for leaking shit or raping one of his girlfriend's or hacking a website, that warrants a mention but a passive video that has shown no impact doesn't warrant a mention yet

:Don't worry, I'm sure Clyde will get a response out of Chris soon and then we can mention it. He has his ways. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:54, 21 May 2009 (CEST)
* I agree with Champthom. I left the videos in incase Chris would maybe respond to them, but you know, at this moment we don't even know for sure if Chris even has watched the videos. If a response comes we'll add them back in. Keep up te good work btw! :3 [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 19:49, 21 May 2009 (CEST)

== How about summaries for the months? ==

--[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 06:41, 1 November 2009 (CET)

Fuck yo ma-ther~! I did it btw. :3[[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 10:40, 4 November 2009 (CET)

== A Mess ==

This page is kind of a mess so I'm fixing it for you. No need to thank me. [[User:Lynxr|–Ich bin schwul, '''Lynxr'''. Ich bin schwul.–]] 04:40, 4 January 2010 (UTC)