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Talk:100 2281

2010-10-15T08:15:58Z

MEANWHILE:

{{Not A Forum}}

i don't want to live on the same planet as this manchild. 
--[[User:Ano de freshman|Ano de freshman]] 22:34, 14 October 2010 (PDT)

Is anyone transcribing this yet? Also I think this may be the first time he recorded a video (other than the tour) in his kitchen? I'm thinking this is the kitchen anyway.. --[[User:MissRadioactive|MissRadioactive]] 23:06, 14 October 2010 (PDT)
:Sure, I'll transcribe this one... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 23:23, 14 October 2010 (PDT)

Hypocracy in regards to niggos or am I wrong? --[[User:MEANWHILE|MEANWHILE]] 01:15, 15 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Katie Bay E-mails

2010-09-23T11:51:17Z

MEANWHILE:

Can this really be Chris? I don't notice any of his usual grammatical idiosyncrasies like the randomly capitalized words and the like. [[User:Cultofstrawberry|Cultofstrawberry]] 11:11, 20 September 2010 (PDT)
:Funny, I was just thinking how painfully obvious it was that it was Chris trying to sound like a girl. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 11:19, 20 September 2010 (PDT)
::Thanks for clearing that up to me. I'm just so used to seeing his randomly capitalized words and occasional capslock of rage, along with his mini-fits of tard rage, denials, ignorance, etc. The Samatha emails were just... so different that I was actually confused. I mean, it just didn't occur to me that Chris would actually consciously keep his capitalization to a minimum. Again, thanks for clearing it up. [[User:Cultofstrawberry|Cultofstrawberry]] 11:27, 20 September 2010 (PDT)
:::Yeah, like right away in the first e-mail, there's that ol' Chris-chan sexism... "lost at the mall", seriously. Plus, the obvious inability to have more than one train of thought, in repeatedly asking only about the passwords/accounts while having a shallow facade of attempting to be a friend (at the most minimal level possible).--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 12:11, 20 September 2010 (PDT)
::::Upon closer examination, I can indeed see bits of Chris here and there. I suppose its my own fault for thinking that Chris is incapable of talking in any other mode than his usual. I do admit, I am fairly new with the strange phenomenon that is Chris-Chan. [[User:Cultofstrawberry|Cultofstrawberry]] 12:15, 20 September 2010 (PDT)

You can tell he's only asking if she had any part in it so he can evaluate if she could be a potential sweetheart, I'm surprised he didn't come out with the classic 'are you a 18-(my age) boy-friend free girl?' at the end

Chris talks about anal sex here, if I am reading it right. More to the idea that he is a homo? --[[User:MEANWHILE|MEANWHILE]] 19:45, 21 September 2010 (PDT)
: I think that's reaching a bit too far. Anal sex isn't necessarily gay, even if the man is the recipient, but all considering Chris watches a lot of porn, it's something he's certainly familiar with, and the anal sex mentioned was indeed straight- what an ex boyfriend did to a (female) speaker. Unless you're, of course, arguing that he said it as himself rather than his female guise. I'm still of the opinion that it's reaching too far to be worth mentioning in the article, though. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 01:01, 22 September 2010 (PDT)
:: Totally valid point. The only reason I suggested it is because he could have easily used vagina in the same sense. --[[User:MEANWHILE|MEANWHILE]] 04:51, 23 September 2010 (PDT)

== the Hungry-For-CWC-Expose reporter at NBC29 ==

What? --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 12:56, 20 September 2010 (PDT)
: It's about the time he walked in the camera field during a news spot regarding the [[McIntire Park]]. Looks like they were all over him... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:21, 20 September 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Sonichu Forum

2010-09-22T02:51:24Z

MEANWHILE: /* "Chris is literally a filthy liar" */

Yes, it's legit. Copy and paste Chris's posts from [http://www.mediafire.com/?ww2wtryzmmi here]. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:46, 11 February 2010 (UTC)
==Premature friend zone placement==
So that's news. Apparently as of January 29th Chris actually understood that The wallflower didn't want him bad.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:52, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
:This proves us that Chris is one sick puppy. Not only this tells us that all the videos he did on March 2010 when he claims he had a relationship with the Wallflower was false but it also turns the recent text he wrote about her on CWCipedia into a stalker fantasy. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:03, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
:* True, but was there ever any doubt? -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 06:18, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Hey Griff, I liked the way you described that revelation so I stuck it in the Wallflower (CWCipedia article) page. At least this page isn't completely orphaned now. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 06:25, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
::* I know my comment sounds like "No Shit, Sherlock!" but it is so blatantly wrong it enlightens us on how Chris thinks. Feel free to run with anything I say and thanks for using it. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:33, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

== "Chris is literally a filthy liar" ==

Anything suggestions for a less inflammatory title? Yes, in the context it's suggestion Chris is filthy and Chris is a liar, ergo making him a filthy liar but generally it's our policy not to overdo it. So any suggestions for a less inflammatory title for that section? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:16, 21 September 2010 (PDT)
:Does "Chris and his filthy lies" work any better? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:25, 21 September 2010 (PDT)
:*I think what we should do is title these e-mails by date and time stamp - less subjective, I say. Unless we can prove without a doubt that he is lying (we can't), I don't like the term "liar" or "lie" being used here.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:44, 21 September 2010 (PDT)
::In addition, dated titles have kinda been how we formatted other similar articles. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:49, 21 September 2010 (PDT)
:::*Not as relevent, but maybe questionable claims or debatable statements? Or something like that, which provokes the idea that what Chris says is under scrutiny. --[[User:MEANWHILE|MEANWHILE]] 19:50, 21 September 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Sonichu Forum

2010-09-22T02:50:48Z

MEANWHILE: /* "Chris is literally a filthy liar" */

Yes, it's legit. Copy and paste Chris's posts from [http://www.mediafire.com/?ww2wtryzmmi here]. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:46, 11 February 2010 (UTC)
==Premature friend zone placement==
So that's news. Apparently as of January 29th Chris actually understood that The wallflower didn't want him bad.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:52, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
:This proves us that Chris is one sick puppy. Not only this tells us that all the videos he did on March 2010 when he claims he had a relationship with the Wallflower was false but it also turns the recent text he wrote about her on CWCipedia into a stalker fantasy. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:03, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
:* True, but was there ever any doubt? -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 06:18, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Hey Griff, I liked the way you described that revelation so I stuck it in the Wallflower (CWCipedia article) page. At least this page isn't completely orphaned now. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 06:25, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
::* I know my comment sounds like "No Shit, Sherlock!" but it is so blatantly wrong it enlightens us on how Chris thinks. Feel free to run with anything I say and thanks for using it. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:33, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

== "Chris is literally a filthy liar" ==

Anything suggestions for a less inflammatory title? Yes, in the context it's suggestion Chris is filthy and Chris is a liar, ergo making him a filthy liar but generally it's our policy not to overdo it. So any suggestions for a less inflammatory title for that section? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:16, 21 September 2010 (PDT)
:Does "Chris and his filthy lies" work any better? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:25, 21 September 2010 (PDT)
:*I think what we should do is title these e-mails by date and time stamp - less subjective, I say. Unless we can prove without a doubt that he is lying (we can't), I don't like the term "liar" or "lie" being used here.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:44, 21 September 2010 (PDT)
::In addition, dated titles have kinda been how we formatted other similar articles. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:49, 21 September 2010 (PDT)
:***Not as relevent, but maybe questionable claims or debatable statements? Or something like that, which provokes the idea that what Chris says is under scrutiny. --[[User:MEANWHILE|MEANWHILE]] 19:50, 21 September 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Katie Bay E-mails

2010-09-22T02:45:07Z

MEANWHILE:

Can this really be Chris? I don't notice any of his usual grammatical idiosyncrasies like the randomly capitalized words and the like. [[User:Cultofstrawberry|Cultofstrawberry]] 11:11, 20 September 2010 (PDT)
:Funny, I was just thinking how painfully obvious it was that it was Chris trying to sound like a girl. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 11:19, 20 September 2010 (PDT)
::Thanks for clearing that up to me. I'm just so used to seeing his randomly capitalized words and occasional capslock of rage, along with his mini-fits of tard rage, denials, ignorance, etc. The Samatha emails were just... so different that I was actually confused. I mean, it just didn't occur to me that Chris would actually consciously keep his capitalization to a minimum. Again, thanks for clearing it up. [[User:Cultofstrawberry|Cultofstrawberry]] 11:27, 20 September 2010 (PDT)
:::Yeah, like right away in the first e-mail, there's that ol' Chris-chan sexism... "lost at the mall", seriously. Plus, the obvious inability to have more than one train of thought, in repeatedly asking only about the passwords/accounts while having a shallow facade of attempting to be a friend (at the most minimal level possible).--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 12:11, 20 September 2010 (PDT)
::::Upon closer examination, I can indeed see bits of Chris here and there. I suppose its my own fault for thinking that Chris is incapable of talking in any other mode than his usual. I do admit, I am fairly new with the strange phenomenon that is Chris-Chan. [[User:Cultofstrawberry|Cultofstrawberry]] 12:15, 20 September 2010 (PDT)

You can tell he's only asking if she had any part in it so he can evaluate if she could be a potential sweetheart, I'm surprised he didn't come out with the classic 'are you a 18-(my age) boy-friend free girl?' at the end

Chris talks about anal sex here, if I am reading it right. More to the idea that he is a homo? --[[User:MEANWHILE|MEANWHILE]] 19:45, 21 September 2010 (PDT)

== the Hungry-For-CWC-Expose reporter at NBC29 ==

What? --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 12:56, 20 September 2010 (PDT)
: It's about the time he walked in the camera field during a news spot regarding the [[McIntire Park]]. Looks like they were all over him... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:21, 20 September 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Matthew Nobles call

2010-08-17T22:14:52Z

MEANWHILE: /* Sent video to Michael Snyder */

This is important shit guys, mostly detailing Bob's theory of the conspiracy that trolling originated from [[Megan]], Michael Synder, and "a few gay guys."--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:38, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
:Yeah, this is awesome. Now, if we had Matthew's email, we could verify the "George Millson" case a few of us are looking into, seeing as it's possible proof of Chris hypnotizing someone into believing Chris is a good person. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:02, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
::What are you talking about? --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 20:13, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
:::Either look at the talk pages of either CypherFDP, Msummers or me, or email enginegeorge@yahoo.com asking what happened between him and Chris. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 20:41, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
* Most upsetting Bob oriented thing to date. He's equally responsible for Chris growing up to be a useless sack of shit. I liked the world better when I thought it was all Barb's fault. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 19:06, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
** It's the final proof that Chris's vague understanding of reality and tendency towards conspiracy are just him puppetting his senile father and white trash mother. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 20:04, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
*** I think you mean "parotting". I doubt Chris is able to project his delusions onto even his own parents. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 23:14, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
*** Even further than that, the fact that Chris didn't tell his parents about his near-arrest and tried to hide it proves that he is either very afraid of them or will do anything to avoid trouble (even if it is impractical or impossible). I'm also very interested in this apparent theft of Chris's funds. I'm wondering if someone really did break in to mess with his account, or whether Chris bought more shit than he could afford, and is trying to cover it up by claiming "trolls did it" --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 20:25, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
**Sully, I knew all along that Bob was behind Chris's shit as much as Snorlax. My suspicion was confirmed as fact to almost everyone else (including you) with this call. Just because he punished Chris once in the past does'nt mean that he's a good parent. --[[User:Famicon64|Famicon64]] 17:58, 16 August 2010 (PDT)
Who is that at the end? Sounds like Chris but...really off... - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 20:02, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
* Snorlaxicus Maximus. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 20:04, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
** Oh snap! So is this her longest appearance in recorded media? - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 20:06, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
*** This needs to get transcribed, this is really good material. [[User:Notslowpoke|Notslowpoke]] 20:13, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
**** ffffffffffffffff why did it get cut off at the end? i wanna hear more of snorlax's rambling --This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 20:17, 15 August 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!

Nine hours without a transcription. Sons, I am disapoint.
:I'm on the part where Bob talks about trolls hacking Chris's e-mails. This shit is gold. --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 20:44, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
:*Fuck. As usual, something new comes along when I'm at work. I'll take a look as soon as I get home, assuming Beat doesn't get word of this and leap upon it like the sexy, caped crusader for justice that he is. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 21:01, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

Transcribed. Hopefully without too many mistakes. I'll colorize it as soon as I get myself nice and drunk. --[[User:RTBHBX|RTBHBX]] 21:02, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
:And colored. Tugboat Captain if you see any of your additions that I missed coloring, sorry, and please reinsert them. Oh, and I redacted the gAME pLACE phone number because I wasn't sure how kosher it was. If anyone wants to throw it in go right on ahead. --[[User:RTBHBX|RTBHBX]] 21:25, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
:* Added a thing here or there, I was working on transcribing it for the past few hours too, but ya beat me to it.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:48, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

And maybe it's just me, but when Matthew says his own name at the beggining, it soulds like Nobles, with an "s". Confirm/deny? Anybody actually know him (how'd we get this in the first place)? --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:52, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
**Actually, I've listened to it, and it really does sound like he's saying Nobles. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 02:58, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

**I made some very minor changes, including adding the s onto the first Nobles. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 19:39, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

==File format==
Could someone with a converter link to an mp3 version of the file? None of the media players on my computer support .ogg files. [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 19:47, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

*Use VLC, dude.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:48, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

== Best Buy/Bank incident ==

Do we know more about this bank incident? Sounds to me like Chris probably got caught up in some sort of scam and blamed the DAMN DIRTY TROLLS for it. [[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 22:09, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
:Considering how stupid and naive Chris is, I wouldn't put it past him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:26, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
:So, either trolls deliberatley going after him, some usual credit card fraud that happened to happen to Chris, or Chris lying out his ass to try to cover himself. Either way, Matthew is a master of Zen for speaking with a straight voice after that paragraph.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:47, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
:I doubt it's as much "credit card fraud" as Chris-chan [[Chris and money|being his own spend-spreeing self]]. Bob got a wind of his statement, and Chris did the first thing that came to his mind: blame someone else. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 23:09, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
::Either way, if trolls actually did it or Chris did it and is now lying about it, someone could get in some serious trouble for credit card fraud. If it is indeed Chris' doing, this could get good. [[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 01:36, 16 August 2010 (PDT)
:::Well, if it ''is'' Chris' own fault (which *is* the most probable scenario), it's not fraud- if somehow he did commit fraud, it'd be entirely on accident, I'm sure. Lying to your parents about your massive debt; dumb as all fuck (read: par for course), but not illegal. Chris stealing his parents cards; that IS fraud, but the only way that'd get taken to court is if Bob and Snorlax themselves somehow decided to kick Chris out and sue him. As fucking awesome as that'd be, not a chance in hell. --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 02:03, 16 August 2010 (PDT)
:::: I think Chris just spent too much money and blamed those DAMN DIRTY TROLLS--[[User:Monkeytacoz|Monkeytacoz]] 07:48, 16 August 2010 (PDT)
:::: What I meant by fraud is assuming that somehow (Likely through Bob or Barbara) Chris finds out that he can call the credit card company and say that the charges were unauthorized and get them taken off the account. I could see Chris abusing this very quickly. [[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 12:13, 16 August 2010 (PDT)
::::: Oh, in that case: :D --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 20:14, 16 August 2010 (PDT)
:::::: It shouldn't be that hard to convince Chris to upload a copy of his latest credit card statement. We know he spends a LOT on [[PS3|PSN DLC]], but what about his other purchases? Credit card companies take fraud claims very seriously, and would at the bare minimum shut off the card while they conduct an investigation. --[[User:Captkrisma|Captkrisma]]

==Follow up call?==
I totally think somebody should phone them up again pretending to be the owner of the GAMe PLACe this time, following on from this comment from Bob:

''"Now, if you would like to have me talk to your owner I would be glad to- and my wife would be glad to go to a meeting with him about your place and how it's corrupting the whole neighborhood!"''

It'd be nice to hear some more conspiratorial shit from Boblax about how the GAMe PLACe is "corrupting the whole neighborhood!", and we know that they are chomping at the bit to talk to the owner. Just a though...-[[User:Beemunk|Beemunk]] 22:17, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

*"It's all a plot by the GAMe PLACe in league with the Greene County School District to persecute our son for being autistic. The Jews and gays are sent by them to harass Christian just for being the understanding, God-fearing, well-adjusted, mature young man we raised him to be. There's also some connection to the hispanics and blacks to keep him from getting a job and taking away all the white women keeping him from his true love."--[[User:PhilRaptor|PhilRaptor]] 23:29, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

:*Could be worse: Bob and Chris could know the word "Sheeple."--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 00:57, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

::*Worse yet, Bob could know people in the Tea Party. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 09:03, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

==You do realize...==
That Matthew sounds just like Alec Benson Leary right? Coincidence? I think not. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 22:50, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
:Apparently we don't like to disclose identities of trolls, but I think "ALB" of the calls, the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] cameraman, and the Mr. Hyde of [[Magical Man Potion]] are the same person. Probably a Charlottesville FA. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 23:07, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
::I thought the same thing when he started talking. This is the most interesting thing to happen in months, hopefully we can find out about the credit card business and all of that. --[[User:Straw|Straw]] 23:28, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

== Letter ==

What sort of letter would Bob want to be sent? Chris steals troll-related mail and Bob is already talking to the (supposed) Game Place employee on the phone, so what sense does it make to want a letter? --[[User:Straw|Straw]] 23:49, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
:Bob doesn't know that Chris steals the troll mail.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 00:03, 16 August 2010 (PDT)
::Too bad we do not know the mechnics of how exactly. Like does Bob or Snorlax actually get the mail out of the box, or does Chris do it? If maybe Bob would see stuff on a postcard before Chris got to it.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 00:55, 16 August 2010 (PDT)
:::Well, if they receive a large number of postcards/letters over one day or a week containing information they may not know (house tour still being online and whatever else people can think of), they would have a better chance of seeing something or Chris getting freaked out at all these letters coming in from around the country. --[[User:Straw|Straw]] 03:53, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

== Sent video to Michael Snyder ==
{{Not A Forum}}
I sent the video to Michael on YouTube; he needs to get a hold of this and address the video considering that Bob and Barb want to talk to him THAT bad. Even though he probably gets hundreds of messages and somebody may have already sent him the vid, I just felt it was important that he got a hold of this. --[[User:Famicon64|Famicon64]] 10:00, 16 August 2010 (PDT)
:Isn't there a possibility Michael won't be happy that someone is pretending to work at the Game Place? I don't really know his personality or how he feels about the trolling but if it brings him into it I'm not really sure if he wants that. --[[User:Straw|Straw]] 10:05, 16 August 2010 (PDT)
::I bet Mike would see the caller's intentions (knock sense into Chris's parents); even though he might be a little miffed that someone was posing as an employee of his store, he's unlikely to go ballistic over the matter like Chris would because the caller was only trying to reason with Chris's parents. --[[User:Famicon64|Famicon64]] 10:21, 16 August 2010 (PDT)
:::Regardless how he takes the use of his store as a cover, I am sure Mike will be more than glad to share with us his views of his rise to fame as a conspiracy mastermind. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 10:38, 16 August 2010 (PDT)
::I was just thinking this as well. Posing as anyone from The Game Place is pretty risky. There's a big potential for collateral damage to innocent parties. --[[User:Kettle5000|Kettle5000]] 13:31, 16 August 2010 (PDT)
:Why would you decide to be the guy to do this? If Snyder reacts poorly to someone posing as one of his employees, we could easily be the ones to lose out. You also (presumably) have no idea if alerting Snyder conflicts with the plans of the person who was good enough to bring us this call. I've been happily lurking the CWCki for a stupidly long time and have never felt the need to get involved, but was moved to register today just to point out that this may be a stupendously dumbfuck move. [[User:LisaLisa|LisaLisa]] 16:48, 16 August 2010 (PDT)
::Pretty much what LisaLisa said... I've looked at your talk page, and you have a history of doing shit that is totally unnecessary without asking. You'd think you would have learned by now.--[[User:Inos|Inos]] 05:09, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

*When you say they want to talk to Snyder that bad, are you getting that from where they say they want to talk to the owner? Cos they don't mean Snyder, the owner is someone else. If you're talking about them accusing Snyder of fraud, well, maybe that's something he should be made aware of. --[[User:Silomentality|Silomentality]] 17:35, 16 August 2010 (PDT)
**The latter was the reason why I alerted Snyder; accusations of credit card fraud and stealing money from somebody's bank account are extremely serious, especially behind somebody's back (in this case Mike's). If he knew of the allegations, the Chandlers could be in deep shit for accusing him of a crime that he never committed, especially when there is no evidence of fraud. --[[User:Famicon64|Famicon64]] 19:15, 16 August 2010 (PDT)
**God dammit Famicon, don't do this ever again. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 05:22, 17 August 2010 (PDT)
*** That was a really dumb thing to do Famicon. --[[User:Monkeytacoz|Monkeytacoz]] 08:26, 17 August 2010 (PDT)
**** Hey, Famicon. If accusations caused legal trouble the way you think they do, half the internet would be in prison. You're a fucking idiot. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 09:56, 17 August 2010 (PDT)
***** Whatever --[[User:Famicon64|Famicon64]] 10:20, 17 August 2010 (PDT)
***** BTW Sully (and everyone else pissed with me), you're the idiots here for seriously expecting me to cover up an alleged plot that I was never notified of. Hell I'll even CALL the Game Place if you guys don't chill out about this >:). --[[User:Famicon64|Famicon64]] 10:28, 17 August 2010 (PDT)
****** Let guess, you're going to scream JULAYY, right?--[[User:Monkeytacoz|Monkeytacoz]] 10:53, 17 August 2010 (PDT)
****** Jesus Christ. I think there should be some sort of application process/IQ test before people are allowed in here/PVCC/etc. [[User:Xanatos|Xanatos]] 11:24, 17 August 2010 (PDT)
****** Goddamnit, Famicon. How old are you? 12? That's the only type of person I could think of who would do something as stupid as that. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 11:58, 17 August 2010 (PDT)
****** You were never notified? Since when did anything have to be run by you? Nobody is pissed because you did something without the approval of an inner circle that doesn't exist, people are pissed because what you did was fucking retarded. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 11:53, 17 August 2010 (PDT)
******* *also parrots what other people have already said, adding nothing and cluttering up this page even further* -[[User:Beemunk|Beemunk]] 12:20, 17 August 2010 (PDT)
Yeah, I’m going to agree-

There’s been a rash of these (people preventing the natural occurrence of events, like with the wallflower) lately, and maybe the lack of content lately is driving the less tempered kooky, but it really needs to get toned down.

I know you little kids want to be the next great troll, but honestly, you’re not that good. Why not just make a quick post asking if this would be a good idea? Is it because if you mentioned the idea on here before implementing it, maybe someone else would do it before you and get the credit?

Stop trying to gain reputation. Next time, Famicom64, ask and gain the wisdom of the crowd. If your idea is as dumb as your last one, you’d get some insight as to why and the possibility of potential damage would be prevented. --[[User:ScottyBNickles|ScottyBNickles]] 12:14, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

* Famicon, this isn't a goddamn coverup. If it was, you wouldn't know dick about it. It's a prank call that was released to the CWCki for everyone to enjoy during the current dry spell and in your attempts to be a SUPER HARDCORE EPIC TROLL you've made yourself out to be a jackass. Then, when confronted about it by far more skilled trolls like Sully, you have the nerve to give him an attitude? Where do you get off? Saying "My bad, I guess my plan wasn't so great" or something of that nature would've been entirely sufficient but instead you responded with "whatever" and called everyone idiots for being (rightfully) pissed with you. Trolling is about teamwork, especially when it comes to Chris. We work together in a group, we run things by each other, and if we screw up we accept it; not pass it off and pretend like we were right all along. Ya dun' goof'd, admit it before you make an ass out of yourself even more. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 14:09, 17 August 2010 (PDT)
** Well said there. This stuff was risky as,and could have easily been prevented with a degree of intelligence. --[[User:MEANWHILE|MEANWHILE]] 15:14, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Coffee Place

2010-07-26T07:14:06Z

MEANWHILE: /* This Amanda person seems interesting enough. */

== Do Not Delete; Pursue for the Drama. ==

My family and I were there one morning a couple of weeks ago; my camera was screwing up with me, so I ended up with the photo of the front counter. I haven't been back for a while (Damn parents won't drive me back there), and I'm only 14.

Robert was shouting at Amanda, and eventually Chrissy joined in with an uproar so loud, it would have awaken the dead. It was in response to Amanda harassing them that day. I asked around after Robert and Chris left, without my family taking notice of me.

I can get away with anything within my reach; I'm the middle child of a set of three in my family. Sadly, we were only passing through that week on our way back from a visit with my Grandma and Grandpa in South VA; we live up in Boston.

Being bullied as a Freshman last year in my High School was no fucking picnic either. And I really loath ANYONE who is even considered "Special". I'm Special enough on my own for being invisible yet able to attract attention remotely with a mere thought or do-nothing and having to put up with the aggresiveness in my fucking family; I am very much the Master Mind in the family. My father is damned retarded.

But enough about me, I hate Chris as much as the rest of you. Stopping the presses on his books and giving up his website; it still pisses me off. If I recall correctly, it was about 10:30 when the Father and Son Duo left, so best bet is about 10:00 AM to try and intercept. I want to see Chris, if not both of them, squirm in torture from our Trolling of him. I really want to see him blow his top off again. LULZ.

Oh, and the Windows at that place were Tinted, so the photography would be best from inside the place.

For the LULZ!!!!

--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 22:16, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

*personally, i'd reward you shittons of stuff if you got a video of chris/bob arguing. i don't care who wins, amanda or chris, because again it's all for the LULZ. if amanda loses, i'll send in my troops. because amanda has potential...yes...indeed. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 11:09, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

*Yes, my boy, you have done a great service for the CWCki. I salute you, good sir. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 13:15, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

== This is a confirmed CWCSighting ==
The first one. Now stop harassing this user Christ almighty. god damn you people overanalyzing shit. now if anyone touches this user I will BAN them. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:15, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
*Thanks Clyde. I'm not the most active member on here, but goddamn some people get way too SERIOUS BUSINESS over some shit. This, even if it does have some non-CWC info in it, and even if it was a small sighting, is still useful, and furthermore interesting. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 05:58, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
*I think some people are just jumpy since Chris found another way to lock himself out of the internet. We must also accept and protect the brave volunteers who brought us sightings of the manchild. I think a banner confirming this sighting as valid might do good into dampening some "enthusiastic" reactions. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:10, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

== This Amanda person seems interesting enough. ==
Chris should probably do something against her. Perhaps the LULZ that come out of both. Chris has nothing to lose because he has no job because he's a lazy piece of shit, but Amanda has her job. I wonder if Chris could get her fired lololol. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 03:43, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:*Haha yeah, that would be lulzworthy. I hope he does. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 05:54, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
::Wait wouldn't there be implications if it this site was linked to influencing Chris to get Amanda fired? This site may get shut down if Chris goes and does something like this. I'd say lets just hope Chris leaves this Amanda be.([[User:Drlugae|Drlugae]] 13:18, 4 July 2010 (UTC))
:::Good point. I guess we don't want Chris doing it. Thank god he doesn't read these because something like that would be the death of this website. -- [[User:Mexican|Mexican]] 16:43, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
::::That could be a total disaster for us and the CWCiki itself. Though we probably don't need to worry about that too much: Chris is way too much of a coward to ever try messing with her Amanda, so we should be safe-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 17:01, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::It would be even worse if he recorded it so he had evidence that he was there.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:41, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:I am worried that Chris will go back to this place and yell at that Amanda and tell her that she's a Pickle Agent. It could be a total disaster for all the trolls out there just like Kei said. If Chris tells her she's a Pickle Agent and causes a ruckus, then the government will have another piece of evidence to shut down all of the trolls. But I wonder if Chris will have the balls and manliness to go confront her and get her fired, hahahahahahahahaha. [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 03:50, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
::Honestly, I don't think he has the guts to go through with his little plan. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:01, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Yeah, Chris is all hot air. He's too weak and cowardly to put up any sort of fight, be it mental or physical. I bet his parents must be so ashamed of him for not fighting his own battles and hiding behind them all the time.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:33, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
::::It's kinda ironic, isn't it? Chris always bags trolls for not having the guts to meet him face to face, and then he goes and shows how gutless he is by not facing this obviously evil bitch. He's no better than us. [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 10:36, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::What has Amanda done that COULD get her fired, exactly? [[User:Sarge|Sarge]] 9:58, 6 July 2010(EST)
As ballsalicious it would be for Chris to confront her, the CWCki is at stake. I'd rather just have nothing happen. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 11:05, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:I think we're safe though Mr.Cash, we all know what type of character Chris has: he's too much of a coward to ever do anything, the naive retard runs away from anyone or anything that makes him uncomfortable, that's why he always looses. I wouldn't be surprised if that balding fuck is hiding from Amanda as we speak; as a customer he could start a screaming match with her and get her fired, and possibly start an investigation that could get us shut down, he's too much a coward to ever reach out and take any opportunity he has though! -[[User:Kei|Kei]] 16:37, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
::If Chris confronts her, it'll all end: us, the ED page, hell, even the Greene County Conspiracy might go down. We can't let this happen, guys.[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 17:02, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:::If it does, start backing up the site. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 17:04, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is so naive, though - he's always talking about how much he wants to lose his virginity, but he doesn't even realise that girls will only fuck guys who stand up for themselves and are assertive. If he did stand up to manajerks like Amanda, he might even have a chance at some china. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 20:58, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
::Chicks dig it when guys stand up to them and put them in their place. Hell, the Amanda chick herself might even dig him if he showed her what a man she is. It's what women do, they say no, they deny, they tease: It's all a test. Those brave enough to not take no for an answer and get what they want end up getting the girl. If Chris stands up to her, it make him more of a man than even *I* am. [[User:Frontspac|Frontspac]] 09:50, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

Have we heard anything new from this lately?--[[User:MEANWHILE|MEANWHILE]] 07:14, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

==Do not edit==

Hey guys, we want to give this information time to get digested by the head trolls so don't edit it at all unless you're an admin please. If you're an admin you can do what you want. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:48, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:I've already added the significant information to [[List of places that have banned Chris]].--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:21, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:I don't think anything is going to happen with this Ron. Look at the Fridays After Five article; spotted once and then nothing. This is probably just a random CWCsighting, like someone seeing Bigfoot while on a hike. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:31, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Flipnote Hatena

2010-07-25T05:35:42Z

MEANWHILE: /* July 24 */

{{Not A Forum}}
Get all of chris's comments, save his flipnote bullshit creations

and uh

yeah. he favorited over 71 PAGES OF THESE FUCKING THINGS

[[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:42, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:Archive of comments in progress. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:13, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016
Fuck, he knows we filmed him. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:17, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
*By the way, it's page 22 of the comments.
:I disagree. This is not conclusive confirmation that he was aware of people filming him. He could easily be referring to previous times where people have witnessed him out and about (like the Michael Snyder incident). He may have suspected people were following him about there but we don't know if he was aware for sure. I sense we may get a new video soon. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:22, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

:*At least he didn't comment on all of them. I'm thinking get screencaps of everything he commented on and save his comments?
:* I've saved all his comment images and plan on uploading them shortly. I would guess we can just link what the image is replaying to in the gallery captions. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:35, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:* Uploaded - I had to change the format from the source GIFs since they don't play nicely with galleries. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:09, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
== jesus fffffffff ==
Chris has favorited over 2000 of these things. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 23:45, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
*:Yeah, I'm not about to list those. It's pretty obvious he just hits favorite on everything he moderately likes. Still I guess I could skim them to see if any TRUE AND HONEST Sonichu fanart is in there.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:52, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

== Holy mother of fuck, hahaha! ==

God, it's like this is all he did yesterday besides pretend the party was some kind of slo-mo rave to get underage girls at! --[[User:Eniggy|Enig-HAHAH]] 00:31, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Uh, hm. Yes, that is what happened. Thanks. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:33, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Chris has no hope of getting back to a normal life. The trolls are going to follow him and torment him until the day he dies, and he's unable to do a thing about it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 00:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

^ *Insert requiem for a dream music*--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 01:21, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Chris could very easily get back to a normal net life. The problem is, he can't help but be Chris. If he would stop signing everything and talking about himself in every post, he'd just be another guy on a forum. If you'll notice, most of his posts are either unfunny random humor that would be loss in the morass of the same or him shilling his custom content. Cut out the second and he'd fit right in. He'll never resist yelling about his Sonichu modkingdom or whatever custom thing he makes next because he's an idiot. On another note, Chris thinks that negative tone = lie given one of his quotes. I mean, no matter what sort of spin we put on it, that video of him humping a blow-up doll exists, no? --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 01:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Chris doesn't seem to consider negative tone=lie. Rather, this is just an example of his tardlogic. When he says "EVERYTHING OUTSIDE THE PRE-HACKED CWCIPEDIA, MY OKCUPID PROFILE, AND MY YOUTUBE ACCOUNT IS A LIE", he expects everyone to simply ignore everything that is not on one of the sites.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:11, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
[[File:Troll Rage (Obama-style).PNG]] All five parts of it. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:38, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Sheep, man, you got this all wrong. Chris logic isn't as complex as 'negative tone = lie'. It's even more simple than that. It's 'something he disagrees with = lie'. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:05, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

And on a seperate note: Damn. You guys move fucking fast. How the hell do trolls find shit like this? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:08, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Don't tell Chris but there's a bug in his DSi. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:09, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::If that's true then DAMN does Clyde have moles in Sony ''and'' Nintendo?? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:13, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Clyde secretly is the real Shigeru Miyamoto. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:15, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

I have to agree with OFSheep, the problem with Chris is that he wants attention, and he has to PUT SONICHU EVERYWHERE, and stuff his ego into every orifice.
He will always have the unwanted attention, until he learns to stop attracting it. but he can't do that, just like chris will stop being called gay when he stops denying it by dressing up like a homo [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 18:13, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

==Animation==
A crappy animation was just posted on Chris's FH profile, though it could be the work of trolls, so someone with more behind the scenes information should add this.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 17:38, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
*Wow, that's something an eight year old whose parents buy him twelve iPhones a year could do in a minute. I'm still waiting for Bob to finally ban him from the computer and the DSi. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:14, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
[[File:UltimateNightmareFlipnote.png|thumb|Just kinda weird, really.]]
::I dunno. It's crappy enough to be a Chris-Chan creation, but it seems like it's a step above him all the same. The whole "Really slow guy with annoying beep" is something Chris would probably consider a nightmare, sure, but I don't get why he would make this.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:51, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
::Fuck it, adding now.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:55, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
:: I'd say it's the work of trolls, compare the handwritting with the others, besides, the guy is standing on straight lines, an impossible feat for chris, and the video description is too elaborate to be chris's.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 20:01, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
*cries a bit* This is the most beautiful thing ever.... [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]
::: Do you think the trolls managed to hack into Chris's Flipnote Hatena account? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:09, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: unless someone stole his DSi, this is chris. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:09, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
Holy fucking shit this is creepy. [[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 14:35, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
*Chris's autism just evolved to Ulillillia's level. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:22, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:*I don't really think they're even close to eachother. Uilillillia's crazy, but he's the innocent sort of crazy.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:35, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::Yes, but this just the kind of animation Ulillillia would make. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 21:39, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Not nearly enough parallax or supernaturality to be an Ulillillia animation. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 22:21, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
*Does this remind anyone else of that Suicide Mouse video that /x/ put out there a while ago? Same concept, a thing walking on a loop with a weird, repetitive noise in the background. Except this is shitty and not creepy like the other one. ([[User:KingoftheJuice|KingoftheJuice]] 19:07, 22 June 2010 (UTC))
:*this one is also creepy, but mostly because of the annoying beep and emptyness.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 20:19, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:**It's like David Lynch minus the artistic integrity/batshit insanity/baby puppet apparently made from a cow fetus. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 22:21, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

==CWC Got Told==

[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D6047619382_000#535E907031CED2BB-c11539868617741172339 Comment #8] by Foxstar(id: Rashala) "Please do not post on my channel ever again". I'm looking to see what I can find that would cause him/her to say this. Anyone know?
:Nothing by foxstar is on Chris's comment list and I'm not about to go through a 3 pages and god only knows how many comments of furfag content trying to find a Chris comment that might not even exist. It's probably just some faggot begging for attention.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:29, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::Because Chris linked his stupid video to her 4chan channel which has nothing to do with the ACTUAL 4chan since chris is a lazy so...yeah. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 15:38, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

== "Bill for Anti-Internet Bad Mouthing Campaign" ==

The "Bill" part of that just hit me. Chris wants to make talking bad about people on the internet illegal. Again.

I don't think it would be unreasonable to believe that he's gonna bring up this idea again sooner rather than later. If he does, new content for Chris and law.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:38, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

*Not only did that suck, but it was also just a quick mod to the original, much like Youtube Poops, which are still funnier than anything he's ever done. Also, [http://chrisisagaytrucker.ytmnd.com the GIF got YTMND'd.] --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 00:38, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

The really sad thing is, once again, the actual message goes completely over his head. The song basically says if you get trolled, you brought it upon yourself for being a naive retard. It's about personal responsibility, a concept alien and threatening to Chris. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 02:18, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

:Well I guess his "Internet Bad Mouthing Campaign" against the evil Mary Lee Walsh, this greedy Micheal Snyder, etc, doesn't count. He's above the law after all, of course. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 03:48, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

== New Flipnote Animation - "HippoOnYourHead" ==

Chris uploaded more random access humor on the flipnote, as evidenced [http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D7F00037B5A_000?in=user|here]http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Flipnote_Hatena&action=edit&section=6

He seems to be trying to garner ratings with his little plea at the end.
[[User:ScottBNickles|ScottBNickles]] 16:51, 24 June 2010 (UTC)ScottBNickles
:lolwut?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 16:55, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:<s>What does that message in the end mean? "Please add one green or a bunch of yellow" is that more RAH?</s> Disregard that, now i understand what it means.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 17:01, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::Where did he get "Buck Williams" from? [[User:ScottBNickles|ScottBNickles]] 17:14, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::A quick google search shows that buck williams is a basketball player and character from the Left Behind books. knowing chris' readin habits, i suppose he refers to the former.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 17:34, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::::I'm still wondering what inspired the hippo part and the letter. Possible ripoff of things he's seen on the internet or Flipnote Hanata? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:05, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::[[Random-access humor]] He's been using the phrase for YEARS. he can't even have new original random access humor. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 18:19, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::I knew about that, but I have a feeling I've heard the hippo part somewhere before. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:27, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::Regina E-mails. She actually calls him out on it, but he just sort of blows her off.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:05, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::: @Eniggy Maybe Hungry Hungry Hippoes? [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
:::::::::Nah, never had one as a kid, but my memory is thinking it has to do with the internet. Then again, my brain's probably skewered the memory I had of it now, so I've probably forgotten and confused enough of it that I'll probably never figure out where I heard it from. Oh, well, that's life, I guess. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:23, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Did Chris actually draw this? Cuz that animation is kinda...good [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 03:54, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:Yes, but it looks like frames drawn in MS Paint. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 03:56, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

::Fuck,if Chris spent all the time he wasted on Sonichu doing shit like this he might actually have accomplished anything. I mean, it's not really anything of any quality but considering this is Chris, it's the motherfucking Mona Lisa. I mean...it actually looks like it was drawn by someone over six...-[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 04:01, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Additionally, the handwriting shown in the letter(Dear Sir blah blah) is actually kinda neat. Comparing that to Chris's usual handwriting which looks like he stuck a pencil up his ass and made like a dog with worms just makes me more skeptical as to whether this was done by Chris -[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 04:07, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Much like that stop-motion lego race video he made, if a Gameboy is his medium, he's a passable artist. What he fails at is sculpture, illustration, and singing/song writing. Too bad he's convinced himself he's a savant in all those things. --{User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 04:10, 25 June 2010(UTC)
:::Personally, I'm giving it two days until we discover where he ripped that off from or which troll made it for him. Chris can't write like a normal human being. Period. -[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 04:18, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: Someone needs to make ripoffs of these, claim they're originals, and then accuse Chris of copying. And then an army of trolls needs to back the ripoffs up as the 'True and Honest' originals. -[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 04:30, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::::: It won't work. These things have upload dates on them. Our supposed originals would be uploaded later and would show it. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 12:48, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

== Youtube mirrors? ==

Chris's first two flipnotes could be summed up with a single screencap, and the troll song was just Chris vandalizing a few frames, but if the hippo thing is any indication, Chris has turned to his DS for all his fame-whore needs. It would be much easier to display this stuff if we could just compile them into youtube videos. Is it even possible to save these things?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:44, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:Here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oME_VeGVZo .--[[User:J0haely|J0haely]]19:13, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::brb making YouTube Poop of it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:03, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Awesome job with the videos, but I guess we need some new templates for Chris's animations. It seems to me that we'll be getting these instead of new videos for the immediate future.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:06, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: Cool, but can you make one of the 8-Bit video? --[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 6:11 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::<s>The original 8-bit or chris's plagiarism?</s> Disregard that. here's the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIHni4FDTK4 [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 12:23, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

== 8-Bit ==
Has anyone told this poor man that an autistic manchild has bastardized his animation and used it in his own war against trolls? He should be given a link to the CWCki at the very least. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:42, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:I started an account to post on all his things, so I or Beat or someone else might have to do this.

EDIT: Just told 8-Bit in a post with a link to this article and the CWCki. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 22:29, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

:Good man! If we're lucky then this 8-Bit guy might be able to give us his say. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:49, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

::Especially since Chris is exactly the kind of person he's making fun of in his Don'tGetTrolled animation. [[User:Sakanz|Sakanz]] 06:47, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== More Random Access Humor ==

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D8A92F380B0_002?in=user

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D8A97E15FBC_002?in=user

God, I can't understand what the fuck he's saying any of these. --[[User:MonkeySorski|MonkeySorski]] 15:34, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:I can tell you one thing... the "why'd you hit me" gag is from Drake and Josh. Moar plagiarizing! -[[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 19:39, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

::I'm pretty sure the whole thing is plagiarized --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 20:34, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Yep, he ripped off the late Charles M. Schlutz by stealing material from Peanuts. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:26, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
::::It's stolen verbatim: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHDnc19mHv0 --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 02:28, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

:Shouldn't Random Humor 1 and 2 be on the same page, since they are a continuation form each other.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:54, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== The Summer person from CWC's comments on videos= CWC Ego Boosting Account? ==
I was trolling as an impostor Chris (TRUE_and_HONEST_Chris) to see if he reacted, but someone else did. Here's what "Summers3594" did because of it:

"I Don't Have TIME FOR YOUR SLANDEROUS ACCUSATIONS AND MISINFORMING! I Shall Be Off Now!

I'll Return When Things Have Calmed Down!...And When My Dad Lets Me! "

"I AM NOT TRYING TO BE YOU!!!! Where do YOU get the idea that I am trying to be the GREATEST HIGH FUNCTIONING AUTISTIC EVER? "

"I AM NOT CHRIS! NOR AM I TRYING TO BE THE TRUE AND HONEST CWCVILLE! I am ONLY ensuring that HIS GOOD NAME not be TARNISHED by NAIVE TROLLS like YOU!"

Also, "Summers" has done no uploads and their favorites( http://ugomemo.hatena.ne.jp/Summers3594/following ) are pretty similar to the ones Chris favorited. That, and there's a big love for Family Guy, one of Chris's favorite shows. That, and there's an obvious lack of intelligence, but some things show through that show signs of being on our side.

So, is it a fellow troll, or a second account for Chris to boost his ego with? You decide. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 05:06, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
:I'd go with troll, but let's see how this plays out. --This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 05:24, 27 June 2010 (UTC). Thanks for reading!
::Troll, Chris is too stupid to even think about making a sockpuppet. -- [[User:MonkeySorski|MonkeySorski]] 05:29, 27 June 2010 (UTC).
:::Adam Stackhouse saga anyone? --[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 05:38, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
::::The summers person made an account yesterday. [[User_talk:Msummers|He/She says it's a troll scheme.]] [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 12:10, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::Summers3594 here, this is a fellow troll, albeit, my scheme is more making him think that he has real fans to make him more confident in himself, rather than do something negative to him. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:37, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::Mine's designed to play the part of a fan so jealous he goes out of his way to impersonate Chris, but with many flaws, as most internet impersonators are. This is done to confuse Chris, which could possibly help with your plan. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 02:27, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
== Another new Flipnote. ==

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DA28892A0A2_001?in=user
:Apparently, Christian's trying to make a good name for himself on Flipnote now, not sure how people will react, excited to see though. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:43, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
::Flipnote 404ing for me as of 9:31 PM CST. Must be having server issues. Also, main link redirects to a Wikimedia page. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 02:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

== Info About Stars ==
For those of you who don't know Flipnote Hatena's Star system, here is how it works. Just like the five star, 10/10, and thumbs up/down are part of the rating system, so too are stars. If a user sees an animation he or she likes, that person has the option of giving gold, green, red, and blue stars. Users have unlimited gold stars to give but will have to pay money in order to give other colored stars. Green being the cheapest to buy while red being the most expensive to buy. Users can also pay to obtain boxes that contain stars, from 4.99 USD to a whooping 99.99 USD. Users can give themselves unlimited stars and start their account out with three green stars. It's no wonder why our fellow autistic has so many stars.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 06:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*Wow, that IS interesting. I also noticed that he has a Plus account, which is supposed to give him a few extra bonuses, but by the looks of it, he has to pay a monthly fee for it. I guess we'll hafta see if he keeps it come next month!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:51, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

*On a side note, users who gave stars can also take those stars away, causing an immense lowering of one's [[heart level]].--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 07:01, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

:*Actually, Chris's Plus Account is free for one month and is then deactivated. After that, you have to pay for it. If one could get Chris to pay for it, well, sucks for Chris. Of course, Chris will pay for it anyways.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 07:01, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

== The Offical Sonichu Channel ==
I just added my Sonichu Channel I made to the External Links selection of the article, so all you trolls with a DSI should start submitting Sonichu bashing Flipnotes on my Channel so Chris could notice.--[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]]
:I'm buying a DSi XL this week (bigger screen, easier drawing) so I might have to jump on this bandwagon. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:02, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
:That's super duper, true and honest, and pretty convenient of you, Djyellow. Thanks!--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 19:25, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

== He's Blocking Posters ==
Just discovered I got blocked from posting on his things, so I started a temporary one (Jimithan_T_Hill_101) to put up fake legal notices on his things to scare him, due to him being dumb enough to believe these things. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 20:20, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*I just checked the "Blocking Users" setting of Flipnote Hatena, and he can block only nine users. SUCKS FOR HIM.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 20:35, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
**It'll be interesting to see how that ends up turning out, since it's not going to be long before more than 9 people are down his throat. Also, I checked on the 'mail' thing in the FAQ, it appears that the messaging service is unavailable outside of Japan, so anyone wanting to privately message him will have to coerce him into giving his email address or getting some sort of messaging program. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 20:58, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
***So far, two of my accounts have been blocked by him. If I keep it up, with help from others, we may be able to flood Chris's posting controls beyond the nine person limit, leaving him to embarrass himself on Flipnote Wapanesena. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 04:17, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== Reporting Chris==
If you want a moderator like me to Report Chris, just tell me some shit he did on Hatena and I'll be on my way. --[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]]
*Would that be a good idea though? Some of us are here to increase his ego so he'll return to the scene with a bit more lul-worthy antics, however, in the case that doesn't work, a kick in the ass to get him off hatena and back on youtube might be needed. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 21:09, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*Might not be a good idea to increase his ego you know? Many inculding me are not very fond of Smuggy Chris at all. besides for reporting him, what I think we should do is start advertising my Sonichu Channel in his comments page so he can soon find out about it and see it is full of Sonichu Parodies and hopefully set him off. Though, I;m just a Idiot,--[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]]
**I'm getting a hang of this "not a forum" thing, so let me refer you to the box at the top. However, while we're on the topic, find me anyone other than you who doesn't like Smug Chris. I personally like it because it makes him confident, which leads him to do something incredibly stupid, which then leads to a downward spiral of Stress. Others I'm sure like him because they love to spread happiness and autistic sunshine throughout the world. However, there's no real reason to dislike it, unless you disagree with me and thus are wrong. We need results somehow. Smug Chris always ends in a result. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:27, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
***Results are good. Smug Chris is not. Smug Chris's downfall into Emo Chris is good because he is no longer smug. Smug Chris just frustrates me because I don't have magic powers, and thus can't reach through the screen and punch the motherfucker. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
****Notice that including real-life info, including your real name, in an animation is against the ToU and grounds for your animation being taken down. All we need to do is report his submissions for breaking the ToU because they all include his real name, and we're golden! --[[User:JM1987|JM1987]] 15:29, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
****And I just got his "Women Only" video removed by reporting that it had his name in it and was trying to get personal details from other members. Shows that it works, and we can fuck with him --[[User:JM1987|JM1987]] 15:00, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

== Page split ==

It might be worth splitting "Chris's entries" into a separate page, perhaps [[List of Chris's Flipnote Hatena submissions]] or something like that since he's going to have quite a few. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:00, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
*I'm on it, boss.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:14, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== Oh, dear lord. ==

[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DB382BE63AA_004?in=user AAAGH MY EYES IT'S BLINDED ME] --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 16:58, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DB5581BF274_002?in=user Oh shit, he posted it again.] --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:14, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== Sequel to the Tagged Flipnote ==

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DB81F1E5674_005?in=user

Chris appears to have made a second 'tagged' flipnote. This time for everyone who he thinks deserves a 'smile and a happy thought', titled "for women only". Looks like he's continuing his sweetheart search even on Flipnote. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:48, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

==OH SHIT YOU GUYS==
http://ugomemo.hatena.ne.jp/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DBF8CE838FE_002 -[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 21:31, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
*What? That link just brings up a 404 error. --[[User:JM1987|JM1987]] 13:29, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== Plus status gone? ==
Have you noticed Chris's plus status is gone? It hasn't been a month. I think Chris got it taken away! Maybe even worse ahahuaheauheuah [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:00, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:I think he got banned! His user id is missing, the tabs for starred, comments are gone as well and they're starting to take his Flipnotes down!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:08, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::Okay, hate to be a post fag here, if there is one, but I did a double-check - Chris's user id is still active and still has plus. They might have shut down that page.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:14, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Yeah, I think something happened. damn me being on an airplane to not find out. Something is up though. I go through id Chris-chan and I can find his flipnotes but nothing else. I go to ID Sonichu and I can find his favorites... hm... [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:22, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::::I just hope we get a rage video out of this. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 00:29, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
Yes, Chris has been Temp banned on all Hatena related services.
--[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 00:38, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:Can anyone say "Captain's Log tonight or tomorrow"? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 00:57, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::Dj, when you say 'temp banned', how long do you mean? A few days? Or a few WEEKS? [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:00, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
A week at most. --[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 01:04, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:Hm...Considering who we're talking about, I believe a reaction will occur within the next two days. It will be big, it will be brutal, and it will be...hilarious. Question is, what to do when he gets his flipnote back? [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:06, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::I'm not sure if the mods banned him for a week, but I put that on the tracker until we get an exact estimate. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:08, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
Forgive me for making a mistake, but I just chatted with one of the higher ups at hatena and his ID is not banned. However, his DSi's access to Flipnote Hatena and ability to upload flipnotes is banned for life. --[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 01:13, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:Oh shit, that's sure to infuriate him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 01:14, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::That's actually better than a week's ban! Either he's going to buy another DS, or he's going to release a video depicting Shigeru Miyamoto as Michael Snyder. I still give him two days. Thank you for the info DJ! [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:19, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Just you wait and see. Chris will buy another DSi with his tugboat and somehow figure out how to change his house's router's address and come back in full RAAAAAGE. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:44, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:::: Well, his only other source for him to communicate with the internet has been banned. Either he's going to openly defy Rocky, or he's going to go bawwwing to her and she'll scold him for not staying offline. The end result: Hilarity will ensue, one way or another --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 03:05, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

Not sure where to put this email but...I thought it might belong on this page.

Hatena Customer Support
to me

show details Jul 8 (Today)

Hello,

This is Hatena Customer Support. Thank you for your email.
Please accept my apologies for the delay in getting back to you.

We investigated the posts by the user you specified shortly after receving your email and have already taken some administrative action.

In the future, please report inappropriate Flipnote or comments posted both from the PC or from the Nintendo DSi by doing the followig:

From the website:

To report inappropriate comments on a specific Flipnote, first click on the "Report inappropriate content" on the page of the Flipnote where the comments you want to report appear. On the following page, click on the green "Comments" tab that appears and select the comments that you wish to report.

From the Nintendo DSi:

Tap on "Help" from the top menu of Flipnote Hatena. Scroll down to the "Help Center" and read the section "How to report an inappropriate comment".

We also recommend that you block comments by any users you are having problems with. For more details please see the URL below:
http://d.hatena.com/flipnotehatena/20091111/1257933666

If you have any further questions please let us know, and thank you for helping to keep Flipnote Hatena a safe place for everyone.

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On Fri, Jul 2, 2010 at 8:07 AM, <contact-form@flipnote.hatena.com> wrote:

From: (guest) @gmail.com
Country/Device/Kind: United States / Personal Computer / Report inappropriate content

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Hello. I have a 10 year old daughter who recently came to me and stated that a nearly 30 year old man using this website was stalking her and making inappropriate and suggestive comments towards her, such as saying she is "cute" with a "cute voice" and wishing she lived closer. This is appauling and I demand this user be removed. His name is chris chan or Sonichu or some such nonsense. I will be reporting him to local authorities for being a child predator and I demand he be removed from your site. I have looked over his comments to others on this site and he is doing the exact same thing. This is sick.

--[[User:Frozenblwf|Damn dirty troll]] 00:16, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

==Making Articles Agree==
Chris's flipnotes were removed because of his signature. Posting your real name is against the rules. Look at the removed flipnotes and the five that remain on his account. The survivors only get a C.W.C. at most, while each removed one has the whole "Christian W. Chandler." ''An Old Classic Dream'' is the only exception, being porn and all, but I'm guessing it was the first to be reported and thus was the first the mods noticed. Many articles state they were removed for "copyright violations" when no such restrictions exist on Flipnote Hatena. I've seen music from major labels and Family Guy sketches on there with no problem.

I'm going to clean up some articles that have that incorrect reason. I figured I'd state why I am here. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 12:43, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

==July 24==
Chris re-uploaded every one of his flipnotes except Tagged Flipnote, Edit Me, For Women Only, and My apologies. Looks like he might have bought a new DSi.--[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 04:43, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:Looks like he just got his monthly tugboat. He never learns, does he? I have also noticed that he disabled commenting on these flipnotes. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:53, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:How much longer until second bannination? BTW, his own creations may be locked from commenting... but NOT the Flipnotes on which he has commented, hint hint. Also, a cue to our resident cherry flower to start making "I heart Sonichu" flipnotes again... --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 05:04, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

Oh dear god, not this again. Chrissy, when will you learn?--[[User:MEANWHILE|MEANWHILE]] 05:35, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

User:MEANWHILE

2010-07-19T12:32:03Z

MEANWHILE:

Massive /x/enophobe, deal with it. Also, dubz.

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User:MEANWHILE

2010-07-19T12:30:15Z

MEANWHILE:

Massive /x/enophobe, deal with it. Also, dubz.

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Talk:Giant Penis Comic

2010-07-19T12:27:26Z

MEANWHILE:

==Home Movies Connection==
Just wanted to point out that the sequence at the end of the comic appears to be lifted from Home Movies. Sauce is [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-GPMyX0vuY here], for your consideration.

The part he probably did rip off of Excel Saga is where takes his consenting sexual partner to a hotel, where he strips nude to reveal an enormous boner. This was from the special episode that never aired on Japanese television because it was crammed full of sex and violence. And even then, the animators had the decency to do the giant boner gag with a bed sheet covering the erection. I'll be editing the article to show you what I mean... first, I gotta go throw up a hundred times.[[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 03:19, 29 April 2009 (CEST)

Not only that, he ripped off the end conversation from one of Brendon's movies (which are intentionally terrible). He also drew Ivy's father like coach John McGuirk, the drunk, irresponsible irish-american soccer coach from the same series. It's even more hilarious if you read out Ivy's father's speech in McGuirk's voice. [[User:Bjarki|Bjarki]] 18:13, 13 September 2009 (CEST)

Doesn't anyone else find it funny that Chris really believes two clumsy virgins will be so amazing in bed that they will make each other orgasm at 65 MPH during their first night of sex? Despite the fact that Chris will NEVER get laid, I just can't help but chuckle at the thought of him blowing his load five seconds into sex during his first time. Chuckle, and gag. [[User:Sandworm|Sandworm]]
*He actually fantasizes that he will come prematurely. Yes, it's following the porn he watches, but still you'd think that a guy would at least be able to hold it in his day dreams. Chris, evidently, is a complete failure in addition to a sex God in his own head. --[[User:LizardPie|LizardPie]] 03:52, 16 November 2009 (CET)
*Jesus . . . thats so funny its not even sad in the slightest. I think I might cry. [[User:Sandworm|Sandworm]]
:*That's actually not even the half of it, or even a quarter of it. It gets a fuck of a lot funnier/sadder. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olWaj2vqNXU For your listening pleasure. I would link to the page, but the annotations make it so much easier for the worst parts. --[[User:LizardPie|LizardPie]] 04:54, 16 November 2009 (CET)
:* Off topic, but being on "break" in that video is like Chris's "weekend." I'm not sure if it corresponds with the real weekend, but they're days when Chris does even less than he usually does. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 05:11, 16 November 2009 (CET)
::*Yeah, that's a good point. Did anyone ever ask exactly what he feels that he takes a break from? --[[User:LizardPie|LizardPie]] 05:32, 16 November 2009 (CET)

==When you see it...==
I have read on /cwc/ an interesting thread mentioning that Chris used his own genitals to trace the penis in the comic. The movement lines are there to hide the one single curved line that went across his scrotum. Truth or pure fluff? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 23:27, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:I don't recall Chris ever admitting that this comic actually exists in any form, so I think that's just conjecture. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 01:51, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
::Not that it matters three months later, but I noticed that independently and added it in a few days before you asked. While I don't know if he traced it, the fact that he drew a giant scrot (actually proportional to his wang) is beyond dispute. He also started to draw pubes on it, and then used the highlight/speedlines to cover it up. It's telling that the central figure, the one he started with and would base the entire drawing around, was an immense image of a penis. [[User:Fuckwaldo|Fuckwaldo]] 09:36, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

== Darkstalkers link? ==
In this, Ivy looks very similar to Felicia from Darkstalkers. Could just be coincidence, because of the furfag ties, but I think it's a rip. --[[User:MEANWHILE|MEANWHILE]] 12:26, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Giant Penis Comic

2010-07-19T12:26:37Z

MEANWHILE:

==Home Movies Connection==
Just wanted to point out that the sequence at the end of the comic appears to be lifted from Home Movies. Sauce is [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-GPMyX0vuY here], for your consideration.

The part he probably did rip off of Excel Saga is where takes his consenting sexual partner to a hotel, where he strips nude to reveal an enormous boner. This was from the special episode that never aired on Japanese television because it was crammed full of sex and violence. And even then, the animators had the decency to do the giant boner gag with a bed sheet covering the erection. I'll be editing the article to show you what I mean... first, I gotta go throw up a hundred times.[[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 03:19, 29 April 2009 (CEST)

Not only that, he ripped off the end conversation from one of Brendon's movies (which are intentionally terrible). He also drew Ivy's father like coach John McGuirk, the drunk, irresponsible irish-american soccer coach from the same series. It's even more hilarious if you read out Ivy's father's speech in McGuirk's voice. [[User:Bjarki|Bjarki]] 18:13, 13 September 2009 (CEST)

Doesn't anyone else find it funny that Chris really believes two clumsy virgins will be so amazing in bed that they will make each other orgasm at 65 MPH during their first night of sex? Despite the fact that Chris will NEVER get laid, I just can't help but chuckle at the thought of him blowing his load five seconds into sex during his first time. Chuckle, and gag. [[User:Sandworm|Sandworm]]
*He actually fantasizes that he will come prematurely. Yes, it's following the porn he watches, but still you'd think that a guy would at least be able to hold it in his day dreams. Chris, evidently, is a complete failure in addition to a sex God in his own head. --[[User:LizardPie|LizardPie]] 03:52, 16 November 2009 (CET)
*Jesus . . . thats so funny its not even sad in the slightest. I think I might cry. [[User:Sandworm|Sandworm]]
:*That's actually not even the half of it, or even a quarter of it. It gets a fuck of a lot funnier/sadder. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olWaj2vqNXU For your listening pleasure. I would link to the page, but the annotations make it so much easier for the worst parts. --[[User:LizardPie|LizardPie]] 04:54, 16 November 2009 (CET)
:* Off topic, but being on "break" in that video is like Chris's "weekend." I'm not sure if it corresponds with the real weekend, but they're days when Chris does even less than he usually does. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 05:11, 16 November 2009 (CET)
::*Yeah, that's a good point. Did anyone ever ask exactly what he feels that he takes a break from? --[[User:LizardPie|LizardPie]] 05:32, 16 November 2009 (CET)

==When you see it...==
I have read on /cwc/ an interesting thread mentioning that Chris used his own genitals to trace the penis in the comic. The movement lines are there to hide the one single curved line that went across his scrotum. Truth or pure fluff? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 23:27, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:I don't recall Chris ever admitting that this comic actually exists in any form, so I think that's just conjecture. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 01:51, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
::Not that it matters three months later, but I noticed that independently and added it in a few days before you asked. While I don't know if he traced it, the fact that he drew a giant scrot (actually proportional to his wang) is beyond dispute. He also started to draw pubes on it, and then used the highlight/speedlines to cover it up. It's telling that the central figure, the one he started with and would base the entire drawing around, was an immense image of a penis. [[User:Fuckwaldo|Fuckwaldo]] 09:36, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

== Darkstalkers link? ==
In this, Ivy looks very similar to Felicia from Darkstalkers. Could just be coincidence, because of the furfag ties, except I think it's a rip. --[[User:MEANWHILE|MEANWHILE]] 12:26, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:ModNation Racers

2010-07-19T02:40:43Z

MEANWHILE:

So what information do we have so far on this shit? We know he's asking for bonus material, and we know he's posting on GameFaqs about it. Anything else?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:08, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

He put like 8-16 screencaps of his Sonichu kart and devoted an entire CWCipedia update to this. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 02:53, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:Before or after the Archive Cogs made, because if after, then good luck finding it now.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:06, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
::Here: http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Original_CCWC_Art - he considers this "original art". Basically he has a yellow car with his initials on him and has made a racer with a slight resemblance to him. This is from the beta, so who knows what kind of crap he's made since the game has been released. I'm going to put one screencap in the article and leave it at that. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 03:10, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

== Dear God... ==

I had a feeling that Chris would get his hands on ModNation Racers. God knows what crap he'll put up on the Internet...--SpaceScreaminJohn 14:59, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

== He has his Beta Track Up ==

As well as some actually neatly recreated Hot Wheels vehicles. He locked a couple of them; the manchild must have Favorited those TWO cars from his collection. LOL His track is lengthy, and confusing, but I managed to run some laps on it. And he added a good version of the Park with a fountain, and a Beach.

Download his Beta Cwcville Track for the laughs of using the defaulted Beta Tools.--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 22:24, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

:I think "manbaby" is more appropriate than "manchild", given that he soils himself so much. But anyway, thanks for keeping us updated on his movements and activities. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 22:59, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

::I was watching an episode of Ghost Adventures and they were in this haunted mansion/abandoned hospital place, and there was a ghost there that they called the 'manbaby', and I kept thinking 'lolchris' [[User:Leekduck|Leekduck]] 23:02, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

:I don't have a copy of ModNation or a PS3, so is there any way you could make a video of the new tracks and provide some commentary? That would be great! --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 23:10, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

::I agree with Anaconda here. I would love to download his track for laughs of using defaulted Beta Tools, but I do not have the game. If you would upload a video of them, Jinkies, I'm sure it would contribute Greatly to the LULZ. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 00:13, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
:::We should probably handle this like we handle the LBP levels, get some screenshots and summaries up on the page. Jenkins, you're the only one that's played them so far, would you mind adding the level names and a brief description of each to the page?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:21, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

:I wouldn't call anything the manbaby did "good" or "neatly recreated", since he has never had an original thought in his tiny retarded brain. Except the attraction sign, and we all know how that turned out. That, and it probably is a piece of crap like his other stuff. I would like to see it, too. I second the video idea. --[[User:Mp83|Mp83]] 00:23, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

Who gives a shit about this bullshit except for how much money Chris is blowing on this. seriously, he spends so much money. I remember during the GoW bullshit that he spent like 20 bucks on stupid dlc. i bet he's already lost like 30 bucks trying to get those mystery mods or whatever. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:44, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

== Pictures of his shitty creations? ==

On his profile page there are images of his shitty creations. Should they be screencapped and put in this article for future reference in case he leaves Modnation? I'm grabbing pictures of them now, but I know shit all about editing wikis and how to put them in the article neatly. - [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 03:48, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

: The reason I suggest it is that despite abandoning things like the Sonichu medallion, he still insists on putting his bullshit creations everywhere. One of his cars is even SonChu for fucks sake. - [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 03:51, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

I think yes,as they will be easy to access this way and there will be no risk of losing them if he does end up leaving Modnation. --[[User:MEANWHILE|MEANWHILE]] 02:40, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

User talk:JenkinsJinkies

2010-07-17T08:49:25Z

MEANWHILE: /* reward */

Hey dude. What part of Boston do you live in? [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 23:03, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

أهلا صديقي --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 07:19, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

I can tell, you're going to fit in great here. Welcome! --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 18:35, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Wow, dude, you are a gangsta for keeping an eye on Chrissy. You are an awesome dude, keep on contributing! [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 03:43, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

== reward ==
hey man, I'd like your name and address so I can send you a reward. china or pickles? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:23, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Also, could you help us with the new [[Amanda]] article? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:27, 4 July 2010
(UTC)

Thanks, man, but I'm good; I lost my young virginity with a Seinor Cheerleader; her china was sweeeeettt! Plus, as an Anon, I prefer to keep my add off of the web. I would not want Chris coming after my ass. The mindfuck that he is, I would not want to fall victim of one of his impulsive manchild rampages. I just enjoy getting the LULZ off of him.

That's all the info I got of [[Amanda]]; my family and I don't travel to South VA that often, but I'll see if I can hitch another trip and find a place to crash in VA. I wouldn't be missed; I am soo overlooked in my family.

Something else that has piqued my curiousity, from the [[Hooker incident]], I'm wondering from which luscious company or group [[Bryan Bash]] the ladies came from, specifically the company name, their website, and from within Chris's crappy (434) A.C. Because if they were out-of-his-state, I may give them a call myself. >:D

Thank you for your support, [[User:Clydec|Clydec]]; you're awesome.

--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 18:43, 11 July 2010 (UTC)

implying chris would actually travel somewhere. if you think chris is a threat, well, you're a pussy lol. haven't you seen his push ups or his running video or his cwcfighting thing? jesus christ he's as weak as paper. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:35, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

Firstly, I am not a pussy; I am as wild as a serial raper. Second, I saw those videos; he is still a curiously impulsive individual. It is people like him that tend to explode in a hidden-potential fury that could be very dangerous. While you may see him as a weak fuck, I see a crazy man who will likely strike at any given moment.

During the time now, I enjoy laughing during his weaker moments, yet I still am concerned in what intelligence and fury lie within him waiting to strike. He may be only waiting and plotting for the day when he may hunt us down, one by one. We can only hope that day will never come.

--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 07:05, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

*You're safe, spud. I've worried about that in the past, but he's too much of a coward. He won't even show his face on the internet anymore, so i don't think you need to worry about him finding and beating you or anyone else. He'd run and hide just like he did from the internet! lulz!!! With 2 new Sonic games coming out this year he'll be too lazy to move his fat butt out of the house anyways. That Sonic 4 looks pretty sweet actually, wouldn't mind playing it myself. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 07:31, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

*Hey JenkinsJinkies, Alec Benson Leary here, welcome to the CWCki. I understand why you might be a little worried about your safety, but trust me, you don't have to be. Chris used to threaten me with physical violence all the time, he threatened to kill me, he stated publicly that he knew where I live and he would be coming after me, and so forth. But guess what? He did absolutely nothing. The only "hidden potential" he has is to sit on his ass and play video games all day, and that's not really hidden, since we all know about it. Hell, I even brought that up to him when I questioned him about his precious Sonichu comic, I accused him of not caring about Sonichu at all. He said "oh yes I do care", but you know how he showed how much he cares? He abandoned Sonichu completely, hasn't touched it in months. (Even worse considering that he thinks Sonichu is a real person, so by ending the comic he effectively murdered the poor hedgehog.) Check out the Jackie e-mails, he gave up on free sex with a girl because TALKING TO HER WAS TOO HARD. My point is, he just plays video games all day and expects things to come to him, and since attacking you would be considered "effort", he'll never do anything to you. Rest easy, friend. [[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 09:46, 12 July 2010 (CST)

*you're such a comedian. honestly, chris really can't do anything. he can't even sit on his ass correctly. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 15:25, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

why, that reminds me. i hope chris comes hunt me down. i would laugh as he gets his ass handed to him by a 11 year old. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 16:38, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Well, JenkinsJinkies, I really want to congratulate you on your initiative. Clyde Cash is really impressed by your work. We're in need of fresh blood and Clyde Cash himself has extended an offer for you to join the secret inner troll circle. We can't just leave our all secret plans lying about, you know. Our inner circle has access to everything we can't just trust peons with. You know, the master server passwords to ED and the CWCki.

We need lots of help with our latest plot. You see, our next plan is to get Chris' PS3 taken away. He has a lot of debt and we have men inside the credit companies. They can get his PS3 taken away as collateral. The best part is that he can't do a thing about it! If he calls the cops, they'll have to side with the repo men. They are, after all, just recovering their assets.

There's more to the plan, but I can't really mention it here. You're probably a shoe-in for the inner circle, but you'll need to make a video application. Nothing much, just a short video talking about why you hate Chris and some notorious trollings you've done. Then at the end you'll need to pledge allegiance to Clyde. Once you do that we'll send you your membership details. You have to be careful not to let them fall into the wrong hands though. If Chris or someone got that info, he could send all of us to jail for a long time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSku5IkHHAM

This is an example. I know you're worried about the manchild finding you, so you're permitted to wear a mask or cover your face.

Clyde and Jack and everyone are really excited to have you on board. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 16:14, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

Wow, may I say how jealous I am Jenkins. I would have loved to been invited to the inner circle. Guess they need the best people for the big jobs. Best of luck! --[[User:MEANWHILE|MEANWHILE]] 08:40, 17 July 2010 (UTC)

{{welcome|Champthom}}--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:12, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

== Coffee Place ==

Would you mind rewriting so it's less cryptic? I have no idea what the flying fuck it's about. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 15:07, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

User talk:JenkinsJinkies

2010-07-17T08:40:49Z

MEANWHILE: /* reward */

Hey dude. What part of Boston do you live in? [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 23:03, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

أهلا صديقي --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 07:19, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

I can tell, you're going to fit in great here. Welcome! --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 18:35, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Wow, dude, you are a gangsta for keeping an eye on Chrissy. You are an awesome dude, keep on contributing! [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 03:43, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

== reward ==
hey man, I'd like your name and address so I can send you a reward. china or pickles? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:23, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Also, could you help us with the new [[Amanda]] article? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:27, 4 July 2010
(UTC)

Thanks, man, but I'm good; I lost my young virginity with a Seinor Cheerleader; her china was sweeeeettt! Plus, as an Anon, I prefer to keep my add off of the web. I would not want Chris coming after my ass. The mindfuck that he is, I would not want to fall victim of one of his impulsive manchild rampages. I just enjoy getting the LULZ off of him.

That's all the info I got of [[Amanda]]; my family and I don't travel to South VA that often, but I'll see if I can hitch another trip and find a place to crash in VA. I wouldn't be missed; I am soo overlooked in my family.

Something else that has piqued my curiousity, from the [[Hooker incident]], I'm wondering from which luscious company or group [[Bryan Bash]] the ladies came from, specifically the company name, their website, and from within Chris's crappy (434) A.C. Because if they were out-of-his-state, I may give them a call myself. >:D

Thank you for your support, [[User:Clydec|Clydec]]; you're awesome.

--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 18:43, 11 July 2010 (UTC)

implying chris would actually travel somewhere. if you think chris is a threat, well, you're a pussy lol. haven't you seen his push ups or his running video or his cwcfighting thing? jesus christ he's as weak as paper. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:35, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

Firstly, I am not a pussy; I am as wild as a serial raper. Second, I saw those videos; he is still a curiously impulsive individual. It is people like him that tend to explode in a hidden-potential fury that could be very dangerous. While you may see him as a weak fuck, I see a crazy man who will likely strike at any given moment.

During the time now, I enjoy laughing during his weaker moments, yet I still am concerned in what intelligence and fury lie within him waiting to strike. He may be only waiting and plotting for the day when he may hunt us down, one by one. We can only hope that day will never come.

--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 07:05, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

*You're safe, spud. I've worried about that in the past, but he's too much of a coward. He won't even show his face on the internet anymore, so i don't think you need to worry about him finding and beating you or anyone else. He'd run and hide just like he did from the internet! lulz!!! With 2 new Sonic games coming out this year he'll be too lazy to move his fat butt out of the house anyways. That Sonic 4 looks pretty sweet actually, wouldn't mind playing it myself. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 07:31, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

*Hey JenkinsJinkies, Alec Benson Leary here, welcome to the CWCki. I understand why you might be a little worried about your safety, but trust me, you don't have to be. Chris used to threaten me with physical violence all the time, he threatened to kill me, he stated publicly that he knew where I live and he would be coming after me, and so forth. But guess what? He did absolutely nothing. The only "hidden potential" he has is to sit on his ass and play video games all day, and that's not really hidden, since we all know about it. Hell, I even brought that up to him when I questioned him about his precious Sonichu comic, I accused him of not caring about Sonichu at all. He said "oh yes I do care", but you know how he showed how much he cares? He abandoned Sonichu completely, hasn't touched it in months. (Even worse considering that he thinks Sonichu is a real person, so by ending the comic he effectively murdered the poor hedgehog.) Check out the Jackie e-mails, he gave up on free sex with a girl because TALKING TO HER WAS TOO HARD. My point is, he just plays video games all day and expects things to come to him, and since attacking you would be considered "effort", he'll never do anything to you. Rest easy, friend. [[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 09:46, 12 July 2010 (CST)

*you're such a comedian. honestly, chris really can't do anything. he can't even sit on his ass correctly. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 15:25, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

why, that reminds me. i hope chris comes hunt me down. i would laugh as he gets his ass handed to him by a 11 year old. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 16:38, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Well, JenkinsJinkies, I really want to congratulate you on your initiative. Clyde Cash is really impressed by your work. We're in need of fresh blood and Clyde Cash himself has extended an offer for you to join the secret inner troll circle. We can't just leave our all secret plans lying about, you know. Our inner circle has access to everything we can't just trust peons with. You know, the master server passwords to ED and the CWCki.

We need lots of help with our latest plot. You see, our next plan is to get Chris' PS3 taken away. He has a lot of debt and we have men inside the credit companies. They can get his PS3 taken away as collateral. The best part is that he can't do a thing about it! If he calls the cops, they'll have to side with the repo men. They are, after all, just recovering their assets.

There's more to the plan, but I can't really mention it here. You're probably a shoe-in for the inner circle, but you'll need to make a video application. Nothing much, just a short video talking about why you hate Chris and some notorious trollings you've done. Then at the end you'll need to pledge allegiance to Clyde. Once you do that we'll send you your membership details. You have to be careful not to let them fall into the wrong hands though. If Chris or someone got that info, he could send all of us to jail for a long time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSku5IkHHAM

This is an example. I know you're worried about the manchild finding you, so you're permitted to wear a mask or cover your face.

Clyde and Jack and everyone are really excited to have you on board. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 16:14, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

{{welcome|Champthom}}--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:12, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Wow, may I say how jealous I am Jenkins. I would have loved to been invited to the inner circle. Guess they need the best people for the big jobs. Best of luck! --[[User:MEANWHILE|MEANWHILE]] 08:40, 17 July 2010 (UTC)

== Coffee Place ==

Would you mind rewriting so it's less cryptic? I have no idea what the flying fuck it's about. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 15:07, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Yu-Gi-Oh!

2010-07-16T23:19:07Z

MEANWHILE: /* Heart of da cards */

==Cards==
Will continue to add cards from Gallery and remove Gallery if no one objects. --[[User:Chugger|Chugger]] 11:14, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

*Done. --[[User:Chugger|Chugger]] 10:36, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Excellent work, I would never have thought of transcribing the cards.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:48, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

Also, need to wikify the card text transcriptions. In addition, aren't the "stars" suppose to be "Level"? I only dabbled in Yu-Gi-Oh as a teen, so I don't quite recall. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:12, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
*IIRC, yeah, the stars mean the level of the creature/trap card/etc. Higher the star level, stronger the card. Ahh, the wonders of using the anime as a guide --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 21:15, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

*Fixed. I've never played Yu-Gi-Oh! or even seen the show, so I don't really know anything about them. Let me know if I screwed anything else up.--[[User:Chugger|Chugger]] 04:11, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

==Dark Magical Chris==

Fuck, I know why he drew himself as a female monster. There was this episode early on in the series where a villain trapped most of the characters in their favorite playing cards. Whenever their favorite card got played, they'd physically be their favorite monster. It doesn't surprise me that DMG is Chrissy's favorite. If anything it's the funniest joke Chris ever made at his own expense. But that's no reason to not put this in the Homosexual page right under "Evidence that Chris is gay".--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 20:43, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

==Official Sonichu Yu-Gi-Oh==

There has been a recently announced competition from Yu-Gi-Oh,the Duel To Rule sweepstakes.All minor users(you know who you are) should enter themselves and spread the word.If a troll wins,even if they just have to buy a starter deck or some shit to compete in the tournament,they could make a Sonichu card which would be the perfect torture,seeing as how Sonichu was made famous by someone else.If someone does win,remember to name it "Trollnchu" or some shit like that to avoid copyright infringement.They also get 1000$ and some cards out of it,so it's certainly worth a look. [[User:UhcinoS|UhcinoS]] 00:49, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

== Heart of da cards ==
Has Chris ever suggested that he believes in the Heart of the Cards, like Yugi does? --[[User:MEANWHILE|MEANWHILE]] 23:19, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Yu-Gi-Oh!

2010-07-16T23:18:52Z

MEANWHILE:

User talk:Jerkop

2010-07-16T23:12:05Z

MEANWHILE: /* bagget */

== You're a jerkop ==

I figure with a name like yours, you'd be the ideal candidate for one. So yeah, go forth, stop vandalism, and don't abuse your powers for personal gain. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:00, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
*Thanks! And don't worry, I'm not going to abuse anything.--[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 20:04, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== Contact me ASAP ==

This is URGENT. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:57, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

== Please IM me ==

Champ told me to contact you and the other Jerkops. My AIM is LittleLazyLime. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 05:55, 11 July 2010 (UTC)

== Under Watch Template ==

Unless Champ or cogs told you to take that down it should probably be reinstated as it existed for a reason: To mark people (mainly asperpedians) who were potentially going to make an issue with the current operation. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 06:10, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

== bagget ==

why do you keep deleting my shit? You insist on having extremely homophobic generalizations in a wiki article - and support unscientific armchair psychology which is clearly biased?

There is no correlation between female initiated anal play and homosexuality. Having female friends does not make you gay. Liking shitty music is not correlated with being gay.

Likewise, there is no reason to believe that Chris is abusing alcohol. You choose to document the few times he has used alcohol but will not record the fact that he has been abstaining from alcohol in situations where drinking is rampant (fridays after five). --2litrepop

: First off, learn to sign your posts correctly. Secondly, don't take this wiki to seriously. It's about a retarded fat kid for GodBearJesus sakes. Just take it calm, and don't get worked up over petty shit. That's my advice to you --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 22:24, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

: First of all, trying to make Chris look less of a shitty human being than he really is makes you look like a white knight. Also, we know that Chris drinks and there's no reason for us to think he just stopped. Because there's no evidence of him drinking at a particular event does not mean that he stopped. Finally, Chris is pretty gay. That's a fact.--[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 22:28, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

:I agree with 2litrepop in some instances when it comes to Chris and homosexuality, with there seeming to be a heavy bias towards definitely labeling Chris as gay. In my opinion this is a ridiculous claim. Chris is not gay, just clueless about how sexuality works. For example, Chris believes that it is possible to be ''persuaded'' to become a homosexual, also thinking that you could be gay just by thinking about dicks. Chris isn't gay. He's just a moron.
As for the other shit that 2litrepop did it all seems rather irrelevant and speculative. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 22:28, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
::That's true. Maybe the section's title should be changed to something like: "Evidence that Chris looks like a homo" or "Why Chris appears to be gay"--[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 22:40, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
:::I changed it to "Why Chris appears to be gay" that seems reasonable enough.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:52, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

ok - forget this site, you are clearly more interested in making an EncyclopediaDramatica clone, rather than accurately and objectively recording things. My speculation in the alcohol article was useless, but it was only to offset the obvious bias that was written in that article. Having one beer an hour before driving is not DUI. The amount of alcohol consumption Chris exhibits is nowhere near abuse potential. I should realize me editing the homosexuality page here would be like editing one on ED. I didn't realize this site was a joke.
--2litrepop
*Bye.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:48, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

*He's an autistic manchild who has hardly drunk until the last years, I think one beer would be enough to screw him over. --[[User:MEANWHILE|MEANWHILE]] 23:12, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Excel Saga

2010-07-16T03:36:38Z

MEANWHILE:

{{rainbow|SO DAMN LONG}}
 
 
 
 
 

I'll do some trimming, don't worry; I won't fuck up the pretty pictures or anything. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 22:56, 1 May 2009 (CEST)
*If you're going to trim, please do so by eliminating redundancy and that sort of shit. To be honest, this is the best article on the wiki at the moment because it's so in depth, well written, and well researched. More articles should be like this. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:27, 2 May 2009 (CEST)
** It very nice and detailed, just somewhat redundant or speculative at points. Too stressed to work on it tonight, I'll take a crack at it this weekend. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 05:12, 2 May 2009 (CEST)

==To do==
OK, this article could be a potential nightmare here. My plan was just to watch the entire series all the way through and note anything that Chris stole or adapted into his own life. What I've wound up with is such a long list that I felt I had to organize it as an episode guide just to have it make sense.

I'm open to suggestions here, but I think the problem is that we all assumed this would simply be a list of characters "inspired" by Excel Saga (Bagget, Naitsirhc, Shinabe, etc.). In truth, it goes a lot deeper than that, since Chris would steal dialog as well, and throwaway references like the Red String of Fate or dating games would creep into his day-to-day routine.

And I'm not even finished yet. The section I want to include on this is something that points out Chris's unflattering resemblance to the male characters on the show. Sumiyoshi basically looks like a Japanese version of Chris. Iwata shares Chris's attitudes towards the opposite sex, and Watanabe is a sad sack who'd gladly shove anything up his butt to get into Hyatt's pants. For all of Chris's fascination with this show, and his insistence on being the "director" of Sonichu, he never notices how much more he should identify with the less glamorous characters.

Anyway, I plan on putting some screencaps up, with comparisons from Sonichu to show how blatant this stuff is. Once I've got all the material in, I'll try to trim this down to something manageable, but for now... damn, Chris is an unoriginal bastard. [[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 05:00, 7 March 2009 (CET)

This is beautiful stuff, and stuff I would have never known about. Good work. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:00, 8 March 2009 (CET)

==Fucking awesome article==
Seriously, I'd dare say that in my personal opinion, this is the wiki's best article. It is original, well researched, well cited, lots of photographs to illustrate, and is extremely useful for trolls. I need to make a template for Fucking Awesome articles like this. More articles need to be like this one. Keep it up. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:35, 10 April 2009 (CEST)

I knew Chris stole some things from this series, but man, this is insane. Props to you.

I can't get over how amazing this page is. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 23:50, 25 May 2009 (CEST)

just popping by to say this is my favourite article --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 23:57, 15 July 2010 (UTC)

I, too, agree with above posters. The comparrisons made between Episodes and Chris' comics are always a hilarious read. Also, good to see the page tidied up, props to whoever did that. --[[User:MEANWHILE|MEANWHILE]] 03:36, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

==I got an idea==
If anyone reading this knows how to pretend to be Chris's one true sweetheart, can you ask him if he ever has sex with that dog plushie mentioned in the article? Thank you in advance. [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 03:44, 16 August 2009 (CEST)

== The name's actually "Excel Saga" ==

Just like Chris writes it. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 18:21, 18 September 2009 (CEST)

== Manga? ==

It's been a while since I've read it from the beginning, has anyone else found any connections between the Sonchiu comics and the stories specifically from the Excel Saga Manga?-Turbam
:Doubtful. Mind, I'm not a fan of the manga, but I do know a friend who is, and things get pretty different pretty quickly, to the tune of the plots have almost nothing in common beyond some shared characters. Chris isn't much of a reader, as you've noticed. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 06:27, 18 October 2009 (CEST)

== "Nabeshin like intervention" ==

Right now, it's speculative in tone whether Chris drew himself in the comic based on Nabeshin's inserting himself in Excel Saga, yet based on the final page of [[Sonichu 10]], he made some comment like "No more Nabeshin like interventions." So that passage should be cleared up.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:33, 16 December 2009 (CET)

Talk:PlayStation blog

2010-07-15T06:09:49Z

MEANWHILE: Created page with '== Opinions == Does anyone know if the regular users of the PSN Blog have any feelings towards Chris, based off the countless dumb posts he makes?'

== Opinions ==
Does anyone know if the regular users of the PSN Blog have any feelings towards Chris, based off the countless dumb posts he makes?

Talk:Relics of Fail

2010-07-14T23:26:34Z

MEANWHILE: /* Parappa Beanie of Fail? */

==A Taxonomy of Fail==
While I'm flattered that people have caught onto my taxonomy of referring to Chris's personal items as relics of fail with the suffix "Of Fail" (in the spirit of the Spear of Destiny), there's some confusion about what constitutes a relic. I'd like to chime in based on what I understand from [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_relic#Roman_Catholic_classification_and_prohibitions the Catholic opinion of Christian relics].

Things that Chris have touched are relics (the [[medallion]], his [[Gitar of Fail|gitar]], etc.) These are personal items that have significance to Chris and in some cases, even factor into the comics. Analogous real world relics would be the Spear of Destiny, the Shroud of Turin, the Holy Grail, etc. These are items that are significant to the lore of Jesus of Nazareth in a similar fashion to Chris's relics factor into the lore of Chris. Any sort of part of Chris's body that can be collected, like hair or toenails, would be considered a relic in the same way that Muslims revere locks of hair or footprints of the Prophet Muhammad so when we get more stuff about the locks of hair Chris sent to his TRUE and LOYAL Mexican fan, we can document more on that (in fact, we actually do have that! I need to find the pics though. I should be getting my locks of hair soon).

So, what's not a relic? [[Creepy Stare of Fail|A stare]] is not a relic - you cannot obtain a stare. As long as Chris is alive, a finger is not a relic. While limbs of saints are considered holy relics (from what I understand, in Medieval times they had problems of pilgrims ripping off fingers and toes of saints), as long as Chris is alive you cannot obtain his oversized finger (unless you somehow convince Chris to chop off his finger, which he might seriously consider if [[china]] is involved).

I'm iffy about the oversized straw being a relic, as it's more of a graphic exaggeration that [[trolls]] find amusing than an actual, single straw that Chris uses to drink (though there's been some postulation lately that due to Chris's comments about how he slobbers, he might have a special straw he uses which explains the huge ass straw in the comic). While [[The Wall of Originals]] and [[Megan Shrine]] are mega important to Chris, they're not quite a single relic but more of a place or collection of relics, so I've considered them as Shrines.

tl;dr - if you can obtain it and it's of some significance to Chris, it's probably a relic. If not, then it's not a relic. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:19, 7 April 2009 (CEST)

:*I'm going to try to re-organize the relics into three categories: "major", "minor", and (I suppose I'll bring back) "lesser". Right now, there seem (to me) to be too many "major" relics, some of which are much more important than others. The less important "major" relics should be demoted to "minor" relics, and a few relics that are currently "minor" should in turn be demoted to "lesser". I don't foresee many complaints with the shuffle that I've got in mind, but I'm posting this here ahead of my actual page edit later today as a heads-up. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 13:45, 1 October 2009 (CEST)

==Guideline for Relic classification==

Let's take a religious approach to the current situation. Let's say that Chris is the "Messiah-of-Fail" and his comic is his gospel.
If he's set to becoming a full-flegged religion (please refrain from barfing) after his death, how his relics would be rated? Here's my idea:

*Major Relic: any object that has appeared at least once (1) in the "Gospel" and exist in real life. things like the [[Amnyfest Ring]], [[Attraction Sign]], [[Medallions of Fail]] and the [[Heart Torch of Fail]] fit right in. The [[Transformers|Megatron toy gun]] should be added here due to his appearance in [[Sonichu Special 4]].
*Minor relic: anything Chris named in his videos but failed to appear as such in the comic. The [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon Poster of Fail]] and the [[Transformers|Optimus Prime toy]] fit right in. Anything Chris drawn and made should also fit right here.
*Lesser Relic: Anything Chris use as a prop and was yet to be named by him. The [[Belt Buckle of Fail]], the [[Clown Doll]], the [[Sex toys|Plush Boobs of Fail]] and the [[PSEye]] should be here.

Do I have something here? Any comments? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:04, 15 November 2009 (CET)
*But wouldn't that system make those stupid wing hair clips a major relic, since they've been both in real life and a plot point in the comic? Not that it's not complete and utter failure to act like he did about things meant for a (rather young) girl, but they were a minor thing which hardly qualify to be listed as major. --[[User:LizardPie|LizardPie]] 00:47, 16 November 2009 (CET)
:*Good point. But the major point of the original taxonomy was that we were getting things like "The Oversized Finger of Fail", "The Creepy Stare of Fail", and things that aren't really relics. It's like saying that the look on the face of Jesus is a relic which isn't the same thing as the Holy Grail or the Shroud of Turin.
::The point is, whatever the outcome of this discussion is, we need to agree that a relic is a physical object that a troll could in theory obtain and destroy. I think when I started the current classification, it was more or less based on the sentimental value that it would be to Chris. Chris would freak out if someone destroyed his high school ring. His Wii Remote, probably not. CWCki serves to not only to document Chris but also to aid trolls who wish to troll him and I think if people want to take the Blanca route of taking something precious to Chris and destroy it, we might as well give people an idea of what would make Chris crash into slumber. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:58, 16 November 2009 (CET)
:::As a base, I have to agree that the term "Relic" must describe a physical object. If not, every single thing Chris made and/or do can fit as a relic. Maybe adding the "Will cause emotional stress if lost/destroyed (Read: Target)" is enough. I am not inclined to create a fourth super-relic class, it would make the page looks silly. My goal here, and I hope it is shared, is to create a simple relic classification system where the simple beginner can use. Three or four questions should suffice to dictate where the object belongs. In example: Do the object appear in the comic? Do the object got a name? Do the object got a sentimental value for Chris? Do Chris use the object to exalt his "Virtues"? On the same idea, I have a hard time understanding why the PSEye is a major relic. Chris dint name it, dint decorated it and doesn't even care about it. Why it's a major relic? it makes no sense! [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 08:22, 16 November 2009 (CET)
::::*I agree with you there about a simple system that a newfag can use, as that's something we need to definitely aim for. As for the PSeye, probably because it's his means of communication to us, the Internet public, not to mention that it's cured his autism as he's practiced making eye contact with it and he magically overcame his autism (see the PSEye article on that. If it's not there, then we should mention it). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:26, 16 November 2009 (CET)
* I'm pretty sure those boobs are rubber, not plush. A friend used to work in an adult bookstore/porno theater and they had these rubber boobs you could fuck in the same section of the counter they kept the male sex toys, which looked to be of poor quality. There were some rubber boobs with built-in vaginas and anuses on one side for extra terror, and some of these were supposed to be molds of some porn star's boobs. The idea is to hold onto the boobs while you fuck the area between them, or whatever orifices they've built in. It's a weird and creepy sex toy and it would be just like Chris to own it. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 11:42, 16 November 2009 (CET)
:* Looked at the Spencer's page. Never mind, I agree. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 10:24, 22 November 2009 (CET)

== Gun article needed ==

--[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 12:16, 16 November 2009 (CET)
:*[[Megatron pistol|Here we go.]] [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 18:13, 16 November 2009 (CET)

==Holy Grails (more like HOLY FAILS)==
If people think it's out of line, I'll remove it, but I'm adding a section of fabled documents and relics of Chris that trolls should try to procure and that are of value to trolls. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:49, 22 November 2009 (CET)
*Also, can someone find Chris mentioning the autism papers? I've sworn he mentioned them in a Liquid video." --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:57, 22 November 2009 (CET)
:*It's in one of the to-be-released Kacey chats. Chris says his sleeping dad has the key to the locked filing cabinet that would have to be sorted through for hours and on top of that his scanner's broken. Very mysterious. Chris might have demanded that ''Liquid'' show his autism papers, as proof of his identity. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 10:43, 22 November 2009 (CET)

==Legendary Relics of Fail==

I suggest a new category: '''Legendary Relics of Fail'''. It's for those relics we have never actually seen, but they have been mentioned, etc., in the comics, and are implied to be real (at least, when the comic in question was made). This category could include: Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail, Anime Wings, DS of Fail (featured in Sonichu 1 Sub-Episode 2), etc. How about it?

Also, somecummpentydifferent. Should we probably: a) add the Guideline for Relic Classification in the article (as it's useful info), b) delete the "Artwork of Fail" section, as it's been established that a Relic of Fail should be a physical object? [[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 11:14, 23 November 2009 (CET)

==Proposed Addendum for Naming Relics==
You know, I just thought of something that may be of use when decided to name articles - I think the suffix "of Fail" should be limited to something Chris has forged from his own hands. For instance, the Medallion of Fail is Fail because Chris made it himself. His PSEye would not because, while it captures his fail, is not necessarily fail because it's just a regular PSEye.

Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:09, 26 November 2009 (CET)
*By the way, this isn't about classifying them. Something like the Megatron pistol can be a Relic of Fail but we wouldn't need to say it's the "Megatron pistol of Fail" for instance. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:12, 26 November 2009 (CET)
:*I suggest the classification as a whole should be not about naming or quotes or smth, it should be about the role the relic plays in Chris's mythos. Yes, it means some relics can be upgraded/douwngraded over time. As for the "of Fail" suffix, it may be just used when it's needed to denote that this relic can't possibly be win, despite its original statue. E.g., "Megatron pistol" is enough fail (for a 27-year-old to use), so it doesn't need a suffix "of Fail". Medallions in general may be win or fail, so we need to add that this here Medallion is "of Fail". Just my two cents :) --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 13:55, 26 November 2009 (CET)

==Fusion==

Almost every single relic of fail article is a stub, and there's no real way to add content to those pages. I suggest that we merge all of these stubs with this article to remove some unavoidable stubs. Some of the longer articles can stay where they are, but I think it's better to have one long page over 10+ stubs. This would also help with categorisation (maybe) because the system we have seems pretty normative to me, and that pisses me off for some reason. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 11:15, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

==Parappa Beanie of Fail?==

I'm going to suggest adding that [[Parappa]] beanie that Chris is so fond of, since he's worn it a couple of times. I'd also like to note that it actually appeared in the comic, where it granted Sonichu the paper-thin aspect present in the games. [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 22:21, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

I would agree with this, except I don't think he's worn it nearly enough to call it a Relic. --[[User:MEANWHILE|MEANWHILE]] 23:26, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Don'tGetTrolled!

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MEANWHILE:

if only chris would sing along to this too. [[User:Woot Rodriguez|Woot Rodriguez]] 16:07, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

This "Anti-Internet bad-mouthing campaigne" makes me laugh. How many threats, how many slanders has Chrissy passed on to others, and yet he's the highground moral citizen. I'm guessing he's exempt from that because he's a VIRGIN WITH RAGE. if there was a "Bill for Anti Online Bad-Mouthing", he would get in trouble with it too, WE HAVE HIS VIDEOS OF HIM BADMOUTHING, but then he might try to retcon it saying the trolls photoshopped it (you can tell because the computer edited bits are blocky and don't have the same life to it as my hand-drawn videos). Chris is really quick to forget the injustice he has done to others, maybe someone can point that out on the comments. [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 19:58, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

It says the video was taken down because of Copyright infringement. What part of the video could have caused that, and would that mean that the original version was taken down too? --[[User:MEANWHILE|MEANWHILE]] 01:20, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

User:MEANWHILE

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MEANWHILE:

وأنا أعلم أنك. أنت من لوحة الصور--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 07:13, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

في الواقع لديك. كنت الشخص الذي ترتبط لي أن ملف؟

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MEANWHILE:

وأنا أعلم أنك. أنت من لوحة الصور--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 07:13, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

في الواقع لديك. كنت الشخص الذي ترتبط لي أن ملف؟

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