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Talk:List of Chris's PSN game downloads

2011-04-03T18:17:39Z

MRJOHNGRIM: /* Your Money, ladies and gentlemen */ new section

== new logs ==

http://outerheaven.pastebin.com/we3muZP5
(Overall list)

http://outerheaven.pastebin.com/KEdpgSQy
(Purchase list)

sep - feb 23 [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 07:30, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

== talk ==

He spent two bucks on a Diesel shirt for PlayStation@Home. I'm gonna see if this bottle of vodka here can't make me forget about it. As always, comments and suggestions on the formatting would be great. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 22:06, 28 October 2009 (CET)

* That's how much he spends on a shirt IRL LOLOLOLOL [[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 23:42, 28 October 2009 (CET)
*Two thousand dollars? Jeez. Makes me worry a bit about how much I've wasted on Rock Band music. Well except I only buy the music I like. Chris went insane with Guitar Hero.[[User:Crow|Crow]] 10:45, 6 November 2009 (CET)

== To do==
Categorize this page. Fuck, maybe we need a Sony category for all the Sony shit. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:08, 28 October 2009 (CET)
* Yeah, I tossed it (and the video downloads list) in the Video Games category, but a PS3 category for just PS3-related foolishness might be in order. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 22:13, 28 October 2009 (CET)
:*I'm thinking a Sony category for all his Sony fanboy-ism but we can have a Sony category and have a PS3 category be a subcategory of that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:52, 28 October 2009 (CET)
*Also, let's wikify the biznitch out of this. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:24, 29 October 2009 (CET)
**Links to regular Wikipedia entries for the games, you mean? Wouldn't be too hard to do. Also, if someone either feels incredibly dedicated or just happens to know way more about music games than I do, the music game downloads are kind of jumbled -- I didn't have the energy to Google up every single song and track pack and figure out whether it belongs to Rock Band, Guitar Hero, or Rock Revolution. (Yes, Chris actually paid for Rock Revolution DLC.) [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 00:31, 29 October 2009 (CET)
***I know for a fact that Dr. Feelgood and Last Train to Clarksville are Rock Band and not Guitar Hero DLC. The rest is accurate. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 03:43, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
* A random suggestion: Calculate total costs for each individual section, and totals for whole thing. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 12:00, 29 October 2009 (CET)

== Wait! Where's... ==

...Mainichi Issho, one of the game he has 100% of trophies of? I thought he purchased it through PSN. ''Surely he's not partaking in l33t warez?'' --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 19:56, 29 October 2009 (CET)
* Ya know what it probably is? The data this list is based on only reflects his purchases through the American PlayStation store. Which means he's probably bought ''even more shit'' that we don't know about. Fuck me. Think I'll add a note to this effect in the article. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 05:00, 30 October 2009 (CET)

== OneChanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad? ==

I don't think this should be under games- it must be a video or a theme or something, 'cause that's a Hexbox game, not a PS3 one.[[User:Dontmindme|Dontmindme]] 22:36, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
* Huh, you're right, that's a mistake on my part. Whatever it is, he paid $3.99 for it on the PSN...yep, it's the movie. Good catch there, I'll move that from this list to the other list. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 23:07, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

== ''Watchmen''?! Oh...my... ==

*It's official, Chris ruined ''Watchmen'' for me. I have that movie and game and the book, I'll bet he doesn't understand the true meaning of the story. Our theory is correct, everything cool or awesome Chris touches, ruins it for us. --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 01:50, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:* If you let Chris ruin something for you then you let yourself be trolled by Chris. Believe me, we all have been there. He got the film but I bet he never enjoyed it like you did. Think about this.[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 01:54, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
::**Griffintown, you've hit the spot there. --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 02:13, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:* Remember that the pickle suited troll stole (rescued) Emily from Chris by asking her to the Watchmen movie. I like to think this ruins Watchmen for Chris too... [[User:Silomentality|Silomentality]] 02:09, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Another shocker, he got a Ghostbusters costume set for LittleBigPlanet! This also proves that Chris has little knowledge of both Watchmen and Ghostbusters, the one we all know and love (well, some of us.) --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 06:38, 28 April 2010 (UTC)
*If it's any consolation, he probably didn't even watch it all and will have no intentions in doing so. --[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 08:15, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

== Your Money, ladies and gentlemen ==

Just wow,
He has spended more money than is humanly possible.
I mean, just what sane person does this?

Chris's room (14 Branchland Court)

2011-04-03T16:02:46Z

MRJOHNGRIM:

[[Image:Panorama.jpg|A panoramic view of Chris's room. Welcome to hell, people, welcome to hell.|thumb|center|666px]]
[[Image:0828-EP12-5P7-1.jpg|There is no escape, YOUNG LADY.|thumb|200px]]

The dragon's lair. [[Chris]] has spent most of his life in '''his room'''. Since being kicked out of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]], the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|mall]], and the [[The Game Place|''Pokémon'' League]], he leaves his room regularly only for [[church]], [[McDonald's]], [[Chris and money|shopping]] and, more recently, [[Fridays After Five]], with the odd [[Chris's Big Night Out|notable]] [[6 June 2010|exception]].

==Overview==
[[Image:Chrischansroom15xt7.jpg|200px|thumb|A rough map of Chris's room.]]
Chris's bedroom is on the second floor of [[14 Branchland Court|his house]], with two windows on the northwest wall and a smaller window (covered by [[The Wall of Originals]]) on the northeast wall. Based on Chris's [[Tour of Christian's House|video tour]] of his house, his cluttered room is still the cleanest room in the house, which may explain why so much of his time is spent there.

Chris's room — like most bedrooms — also sums up many of his awful habits and traits:
* His incredible attachment to material possessions, as evidenced by the massive amounts of clutter.
* His incredible laziness, as evidenced by how much of said clutter is scattered haphazardly on the floor, bed and couch.
* In contrast, the careful and orderly arrangement of his [[video games]], [[DVD]]s, [[trading cards]], posters, and [[toys]] shows how they rank on his list of priorities against things like [[Wendy's|work]], [[education]], [[gal-pals|human]] [[Sweetheart|relationships]], or [[Autism|personal development]].
* The [[Megan Shrine]], the definite and unquestionable proof of Chris's obsession with the only person that has ever been friendly to him, whom he cruelly drove away.
* The prevalence of [[Pokémon]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], and other franchises aimed at kids — people of the same mental and emotional age as Chris.
* The majority of his possessions are toys or video games — objects which [[Autism|perform predictably]] [[Chris_and_his_Ego#Materialism|within his absolute control]].
* He also shows extreme hoarding behavior that is commonly found in [[barb|the elderly]], [[Abusive babysitter|formerly abused children]] and the [[autistic]].
* Finally, Chris retreats to his room whenever he feels the slightest bit of [[stress]], refuses to discard his detritus, and sees it as the gateway to his fantasy world of [[CWCville]]; it is safe to assume the toys which he claims to play with for two to three hours a day,<ref>[[Mailbag_25#In which Chris tells us how many hours he plays with toys a day|Mailbag #25]]</ref> are like a physical extension of his own imaginary world that provide a sense of safety and comfort.

In [[February 2009]], [[Clyde Cash]] forced Chris to [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009|clean up his room a bit]].

Besides Chris, only two other people have been seen venturing into the cesspool he calls his room: [[Bob Chandler]], as exposed in a [[THAT IS MY HOUSE#Uncut|leaked video]]; and an [[Magical Man|unnamed individual]] appearing in the [[Magical Man Potion]] video. One animal, [[Kitty Chandler]], was shown in Chris's room in [[20 December 2009|another video]].

==Images from the Pits of Hell==
These images are arranged beginning at the northeastern wall of the room, going counter-clockwise. Not included here are photographs of the southeastern wall and east corner.

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Image:411-CWCWeekP5 crop 1.jpg|[[April 2000]], as Chris was moving back in from [[Richmond]].
Image:0821-EP12-5P6-5.jpg|Northeastern wall, near the north corner. [[The Wall of Originals|A sheet of his homemade ''Pokémon'' cards]] covers the window.
Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|North corner
Image:0823-EP12-5P6-3.jpg|Northwestern wall near the north corner. The air conditioner on the left here can be seen in the upper left corner of the front of his house.
Image:0824-EP12-5P6-9.jpg|Northwestern wall near the west corner.
Image:0825-EP12-5P6-8.jpg|West corner. The bookshelf on the right is the [[Megan shrine]].
Image:0826-EP12-5P6-7.jpg|Southwestern wall. The closet doors are behind the shelves of video games. It's not clear how Chris can access the contents of the closet, assuming he ever does.
Image:0827-EP12-5P6-6.jpg|South corner. The door leads out of the room into the hallway. The [[Attraction Sign]] can be seen hanging on the back of the door. In [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], the portal leading to CWCville appears where the ''Dance Dance Revolution'' mat is hanging. To add the finishing touch of [[fail]], there is a ''Bubsy'' game on the shelf.
Image:ECP 00090.jpg|Great view of the Wall of Originals.
Image:ECP 00084.jpg|Three bookshelves full of games.
Image:100 0836.JPG|Close-ups of the Desk of Fail.
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==See also==
* [[14 Branchland Court]]
* [[Megan Shrine]]
* [[Ruckersville, VA]]
* [[Chris's kitchen]]
==References==
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