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Category talk:Sagas

2011-01-11T02:35:25Z

MachPunch:

== Sub categories ==

Wouldn't it make more sense to make sub categories calling them "[x]" instead of "[x] saga}"? I mean, do we need the "saga" quantifier? For instance, if something is categorized about Clyde Cash, it probably would involve his saga, no? I suppose this could also be broadened to images as well but how big is the need for a specific saga category? Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:04, 3 January 2011 (PST)

:I disagree. There's already a [[:Category:Clyde Cash]] category, and it's a subcategory of [[:Category:Fan art]]. If we make it a subcategory of [[:Category:Sagas]] at the same time then we're left with one big, disorganized category of stuff that is neither entirely fan art nor entirely saga material. I think most of the categories need to be granular, which requires fairly specific names. "[[:Category:Clyde Cash]]" could be anything to do with Clyde (images, his talk page, his YouTube accounts), but "[[:Category:Clyde Cash Saga]]" is clearly about Chris's personal never-ending battle with his archnemesis. --[[User:MachPunch|MachPunch]] 18:35, 10 January 2011 (PST)

Ivy O'Neil

2011-01-11T02:01:04Z

MachPunch:

{{quote|But anyway, Ivy is not a [[troll]]. She is real. She is true. And she is my [[sweetheart]]. We are going to be together in the near future and we are going to have [[sex]]. We're going to lose our virginities to each other... and it's going to be awesome. Ivy is real! We are going to be together! Foreverrr!|[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]}}

[[Image:Ivy.jpg|thumb|This is what Chris-Chan actually believed]]

'''Ivy O'Neil''' (also spelled '''O' Niel''', '''O'Nial''') (17 March 1992 – July 2009) was [[Chris]]'s [[sweetheart]] from 25 [[March 2009]] to the first half of [[May 2009]].

Something about Ivy brought out the crazy in Chris to levels rarely seen before or since. The Ivy saga resulted in three ''[[Sonichu Special 1|Sonichu Specials]]'', four music videos, a bunch of weird and creepy non-music videos (including conclusive proof Chris drinks his own [[semen]]), a long awaited [[Tour of Christian's House|tour of his house]], a new [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys album]], procuring [[CWC is Angry|The Lost Video]], the emergence of [[Joshua Martinez]] and [[Rocky Shoemaker]] as troll obstacles, images of the new [[Medallion of Fail]] while he's wearing [[butt garments]], and unexpected changes in Chris's behavior. Despite this, many people (notably [[/cwc/|Krapplefags]]) bitch about how Ivy failed and did nothing.

Due to the increase in absurdity of Chris's behavior in this period, there are many fags who thought, and still think, that Ivy is a figment of Chris's imagination.

==Origins==
[[Image:Ivy.png|thumb|left|Image first posted on [[/cwc/]].]]

In [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009]], Chris gave a shout out to "Avi" and her friend Rachel. These were originally assumed to be code names for [[Emily]] and her friend Stephanie to protect their identities. The next day, Chris edited the video to blow kisses to "Avi".

The video [[CWC's Message for Ivy]] on 20 March confirmed that Chris was actually saying '''"Ivy"''' and that he had already moved onto a new girl the same day he was tricked by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]. This video was deleted and so some people did not know about it until four days later.

On 21 March, Ivy was introduced on [[/cwc/]].

==Character==

Ivy is frequently seen with her sidekick [[Layla|Luckett]].

Ivy has crabs. Her pet hermit crabs are named [[Crass and Champ]].

Ivy is a redhead. Chris lowered his standards slightly by allowing her to become a sweetheart (previously, women with red hair were excluded along with blacks and non-[[boyfriend-free girl]]s).

==Honeymoon==
[[Image:Dearest Ivy by Chimerica.jpg|thumb|The [[Wedding Comic]] was so sparse other artists had to fill in.]]

On [[2009#April|27 April 2009]], a [[Giant Penis Comic|comic featuring what Chris thinks would be his perfect honeymoon]] was leaked.

In this comic, Chris starts out by presenting himself to Ivy's father, a [[TRUE and HONEST]] [[police]] officer dressed in blue with a real metallic badge. They later go to a "Double-CWC" hotel thought to be in [[CWCville]] (apparently a rip-off of the real Double Tree luxury hotels). They both enter a room with as many as 5 Glade lavender air fresheners, presumably there to mask the stench of his [[Dirty Crapped Briefs| uncontrollable bowels]], all filled with hearts made of rose petals. They promptly start having sex.

During the sex scene, Chris first starts out by pulling off his tuxedo and his dress pants, revealing his trademark striped shirt and medallion. Then he pulls out his ''ludicrously enormous'' [[duck]], as in the size of a ''human leg'' — which mysteriously happens to shrink later to a normal size in order to fit into Ivy's vagina — before they both transform into their fursonas: Ivy into a non-descript [[rosechu (species)|rosechu]], and Chris into [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]. Once they're done, they both raise their heads in awe and shout "THANK YOU, [[God|GOD]]!".

Afterwards, Chris and Ivy are shown having what Chris thinks of as a fancy dinner: grilled chicken, vegetables, mashed potatoes, and [[Semen|CWC Orange Soda]] served in wine glasses.

Explanations for why he considered such a cheap-ass honeymoon are varied. Some people believe it's due to Chris's good ol' narcissism. Others believe this is because Chris was raised in such a dirty and sloppy household, that stuff most people would consider mundane is very luxurious to him (consider the fact that he's fantasized about taking his first [[dating|date]] to ''[[McDonald's]]''). Others, meanwhile, believe this is because Chris, being the deranged, socially inept manchild that he is, has never been to a fancy restaurant.
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==Break-up==

One of Ivy's main goals was to get Chris to continue working on his comic. However, Chris didn't want to finish it because [[Rocky]] was tipped off and so Chris feared she would break up with him.{{cite}}

Ivy had been planning to break up with Chris for a while, but [[Joshua Martinez]]'s concurrent trolling effort as [[Vanessa Hudgens]] forced her to postpone. When it was suspected that Josh was trolling Chris for cash instead of the lulz, Ivy and her friend told Chris to cancel the check he'd made out for a "special" [[PSP]] from "Vanessa." The attempt to help Chris backfired, as Chris thought he would be [[fail|clever]] if he gave Josh a check he knew was bad, and then kept the PSP, insisting that "Vanessa" would be "upset" if he gave it back to Josh. On top of that, Ivy discovered that Chris had been stealing money from his parents for his [[PSN]].

The $30 check cancellation fee upset Chris's parents so much that they went to the police. [[Rocky Shoemaker|Rocky]] decided to mention the trolls and had the police do a background check on Ivy.

She decided to break up with Chris and hung up on him during a phone call. She told Bob they were just friends and that Chris had been harassing her with more than 500 phone calls. Bob probably didn't relay the message to his son, so Chris probably still thinks it's okay to call girls over 20 times a day.<ref>[[Clyde Cash]]</ref>

On the night of 14 [[May 2009|May]], the following was written on Chris's [[ED]] talk page:

{{quote|I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the crestfallen emotions, but I am moving on with my life.

Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to troll me any further. Do you dare?

Peace-Out, Christian Weston Chandler.|Chris, recovering from the crestfallen emotions}}

Chris has since removed all Ivy-related videos from his [[YouTube]] account. Unexpectedly, he went back to searching for girls in the real world, and for a time his [[love quest]] became a [[fuck quest]].

==Death==
[[File:IvysDeath.png|thumb|right|An artist's depiction of Ivy's untimely death.]]

"Ivy" committed suicide by hanging in July 2009 "from being restricted from Communication, as well as coming to visit me" according to Chris. He tastelessly uploaded [[CWC "Boyfriend"]] as a belated memorial.

In November 2009, he [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_92 described Ivy's death in a giant wall of text] in [[Sonichu 9|the comic]]. During the PVCC's assault on CWCville, she was apparently trapped in a collapsing elevator, got the cables tangled around her neck, and was strangled to death despite [[BILLY MAYS]]'s best efforts to save her. The page laying all of this out carries a brief dedication: "In memory of [[Sonichu Girls|Sonichu-Girl]], **Ivy O'Niel**".

All this suggested that Chris had forgotten (or willfully blotted out all memory of) the evidence that Ivy was a troll.

{{quote|I love how CWC could have just said she died in an elevator crash, and we all would've gotten it. Like, it exploded, or whatever.

Instead, he has to paint this visual of her being caught in an elevator cable and having her neck snap, hanging in an empty elevator shaft swaying back and forth until someone opens the doors and sees the horrific sight in front of them.

Beautiful. Only an autistic genius could come up with that.|Anonymous Krapplefag on this page}}

==Life after death==
On 19 [[April 2010]], Chris updated the [[CWCipedia]] with a page containing various profiles of his "[[gal-pal]]s and past sweethearts." Among them was a brief and somewhat ambivalent mention of Ivy:

{{quote|Another online romance, but better... with Telephone Conversations. Ivy and I were entwined within our relationship for about 3 months; it was good. Then later on, when I was talking to a detective on the case of finding my Trolls and seeing justice done unto them, he looked into Ivy and her family; found NOTHING on them, even her father who was a Police Officer. Then in a mental quandary and confusion, I stopped talking to Ivy for a few months. She called me one last time after the time; I still felt confused. Then I hear from Vivian that Ivy committed suicide by hanging.|Chris, on the CWCipedia}}

Chris's feelings about Ivy are difficult to interpret. It's possible that he has partially processed and accepted the evidence that she may have been a troll, but still wants to hold out some kind of hope that her feelings for him were sincere.

==Gallery==

<center><gallery>
Image:CWCsClyde.jpg|OH SHI-! Ivy has been kidnapped by Clyde! IS CHRIS A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE HER?
Image:CWCVictoryForIvy.jpg|Chris is [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|holding out for an hero]].
Image:CWCsIvyKiss.jpg|"FUCK IT'S [[Episode 2|EPISODE 2]] ALL OVER AGAIN FUCKKKKK" - [[Vivian Gee]] <ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB6c5txd8ro#t=2m32s Sonichu - Special Episode 1! The Audiobook! Clyde VS Chris!]</ref>
Image:350meko.jpg|Rape is imminent. On a more serious note: Chris fails at pantyshots.
Image:Ivy Jammies.jpg|Moar original art from Ivy.
Image:IvyRing.jpg|IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME...
Image:IvysRosechu.jpg|Ivy's take on [[Rosechu]].
Image:IvysBubbles to Blake.jpg|Ivy's take on [[Bubbles]].
Image:Layla.jpg|Ivy's OC, [[Layla]].
Image:IvyWedding.jpg|If the first thing you noticed was the zapbuds, you are beyond redemption.
Image:Ivypickle.jpg|Even the [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Men in the Pickle Suits]] love Ivy.
Image:Princessivy.png|Princess Ivy, Ivy's fursona.
Image:CWC,Ivy,fursona.jpg|Chris-chan Sonichu and Princess Ivy together.
Image:IvyBondage.jpg|Bondage: YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG!
Image:Cwc&ivy34.jpg|Rule 34 even applies to Chris's heartsweets.
Image:CWCRescuesIvy.jpg
Image:SchuComic9P92.jpg|Our heroes mourn Ivy's death, or something like that.
</gallery></center>

==References==
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PandaHalo

2011-01-11T01:59:40Z

MachPunch:

[[Image:PandaHalo.jpg|thumb|100px|I LOVE YOU, PANDA BEAR]]

{{Quote|Panda, I know that you are somewhere up there, after the fire, and we will not forget you... But I look to a bright future where [[Julie]] and I, will feel that... will feel... will feel that love and then more.|Chris dumping the freshly burnt corpse of PandaHalo, whilst asking for a ghostly threesome<ref>[[Ode to Julie]]</ref>}}

'''Sarah Cassandra''' "'''PandaHalo'''" '''McKenzie''' was [[Chris]]'s TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]] who lived in South Australia before her "fiery death".

==History==
[[Image:Me_and_Panda_Bear_by_SonichuSite.jpg|thumb|Chris isn't totally stupid: if he finds true love, he wants it in writing (''Note the bloody finger:'' using arterial blood!!!)]]

During the [[Blanca]] saga, PandaHalo continued to send occasional messages to Chris. After Chris realized his mistake in believing in Blanca, he decided to declare Panda his TRUE and HONEST girlfriend.

Panda toyed with Chris for a while, discovering how desperate he was for [[China|sex]]. Panda really pushed the limits of acceptable behavior, and their conversations show just how gullible Chris can be when China is on the line. A good example is how she [[IRC (27 December 2008)|verbally abuses Chris while claiming that she's starting to fall in love]] with [[Robert Simmons V]], occasionally typing extremely obvious and specific insults to Chris and easily passing it off as some kind of bizarre form of Tourette's syndrome, or easily getting Chris to agree to bizarre sex acts, such as convincing him to have sex with a dog for her pleasure (for the record, he says he'd be willing to have sex with a collie, like Lassie). She managed to obtain the first sexual footage of Chris masturbating and audio of Chris talking about his [[Sex Logs|sexual opinions]]. He also sent Panda a [[PSP]] that was originally intended for [[Megan]].

In a disturbing act of revenge, [[Clyde Cash]] flew to Australia and raped Panda.<ref>IRC (21 January 2009)</ref> She fell pregnant with Clyde's child, a fact which didn't appear to faze Chris in the slightest. Clyde immediately and generously offered to take care of Panda and their baby in his mansion, whereas Chris subtly pressured Panda into getting an abortion. As Chris was in the middle of lecturing Clyde about forgiveness he was in an unusually forgiving mood, and actively encouraged Panda to abandon her child to the man who'd raped her so Panda could live with Chris in his parents' house. While Clyde offered to house not only Panda and their child, but Chris as well, his stipulation that Chris would have to get a job nixed that idea. There was also the issue that Clyde's act of rape had gotten Panda addicted to sex (which, as a man who has [[Chris and Sex|learned everything he knows about sex from porn]], Chris didn't at all question), and she expressed some interest in regular threesomes with Chris and Clyde. In the end Panda gave Chris an ultimatum: [[Miyamoto Saga|talk to Nintendo to make Sonichu a reality]] so that Chris could support their future family together and she would gladly abort Clyde's baby and live with him as his sex-addicted, baby-spewing wife. Failure to do so meant she would live with Clyde in his mansion and raise their child together. Chris, of course, wouldn't put in the effort to get the only [[Sonichu Adventure|two]] [[china|things]] he had ever cared about, and forfeited Panda to Clyde. Shortly after, however, he'd heard about the Australian bushfires...

=="Death"==
Chris convinced himself that PandaHalo was one of 173 people who died in the [[Wikipedia:Black Saturday bushfires|Black Saturday bushfires of February 2009]], <ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_75 Sonichu 9, Episode 20, Page 75]</ref> but whether this is true or not shall remain a mystery '''forever'''.

In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], the fictional version of PandaHalo met her demise. After her building is "put ablaze," she hurls her Poké Balls out the window to save her Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, [[Chloe Rosechu]] and [[Blazebob Sonichu]]. After approximately fifteen seconds of mourning, Blazebob reassures Chloe that they need to move on, mirroring Chris's [[Chris and death|lack of grief]] after the real Panda's untimely death.

==Avenging Panda==

It only took a year for him to get around to it, but Chris finally obtained some manner of revenge against Clyde Cash for the rape of PandaHalo, in a [[Don't Mess With Me|recent Youtube video]]. Granted, it was a complete fantasy... but then, so are all of [[Sonichu_Comic|Chris's victories.]]

==Rebirth==
In an [[April 2010]] update to the [[CWCipedia]], Chris published a page discussing the women he's known in his life, including Panda. There, he revealed that he no longer believes she is dead. Instead:

{{quote|I recently learned that she was still alive, married to Clyde and with healthy child. Even though my memorial dedications were apparently a loss, I wish Sarah and Clyde many happy years in their marriage.|Chris, on the CWCipedia.}}

In [[Clyde E-mails|recently released e-mails]], it was discovered that Clyde was the one who told Chris that Panda had died and that it was a lie to get him away from her. In return, Chris sought to give Panda the PSN accounts he had made for her and held onto for over a year in exchange of proof of this.

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:Iamsvenka.jpg
Image:Chris_Chan_s_Panda_by_-2FC.png
</gallery>

== Sauces ==
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==See also==
*[[Chloe]] - fictional girlfriend Chris made up after Blanca that served as a partial codename for Panda
*[[Chris and death]]
*[[Chris Sex Logs]]

==External links==
*[http://pandahalo.deviantart.com/ Panda's deviantArt profile]

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Blanca Weiss

2011-01-11T01:58:49Z

MachPunch:

[[Image:Blanka.jpg|thumb|Blanca IRL. Somehow Chris ignored the fact that someone with green skin could only be a troll]]

{{quote|Blanca is real. I talked to her. Yeah, she called me. So, uh, as for the person who, uh, as for the jerk who, uh, posed with the ay... KawaiiKitsune name? If I knew who you were, I'd give you a kick in da bawls.|Chris on Blanca, [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|13 September 2008]]}}

{{quote|Rest assured she [Blanca] is not a troll, so nobody say otherwise. I have talked to her on webcam and video--and, uh, audio and have heard her voice over mic--over her microphone, to my speakers and headphones.|Chris on Blanca, [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|09 October 2008]]}}

'''Blanca Weiss''' ( a.k.a. '''KawaiiKitsune123''') was the identity assumed by [[trolls]] who posed as [[Chris]]'s [[sweetheart]] in order to get one thing: the [[Medallion of Fail]].

The group pulling the strings was a trio of [[YouTube]] trolls. Two of them, going by the handles RickyRicardo123 and Nurse Icky-chan, talked to Chris via IM and telephone respectively. The third, Ickeriss69, received the package containing the medallions (as well as the enclosed [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|love letter]]) and uploaded the videos of the Sonichu medallion being destroyed.

{{Infobox/Galpal
| name = Autistic
| video = {{#ev:youtube|bzlUoAOpiak}}
| Stardate = 20 October 2008
| Maker = [[Blanca]]
| Subject = [[Medallion of Fail]]
| Video Type = Troll
| Other Info = The first Sonichu medallion is destroyed on camera.
}}

Some argue that aside from the medallion destruction, the team behind the "real" Blanca (as opposed to [[Lordsillynipples]], who impersonated her after the original group had created the identity) did nothing except keep Chris to themselves, telling Chris to not make videos, stopping him from releasing content, etc.

Despite many people telling him Blanca is not real, and even after the medallion was destroyed on film, ''Chris still continued to believe Blanca was real.'' He later stated in the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]] that the people responsible for destroying the medallion simply lived near Blanca and intercepted the mail.

Since the destruction of the medallions, the three trolls have largely faded into obscurity.

The name Blanca Weiss is just a feminine version of the [[Spanish]] for white (''blanca'') and the German word for white (''weiss''); Blanca Weiss is literally just white female, Chris's personal preference in sweethearts.

==FCTC==

The trio were good friends with several members of the Fried Chicken Trolling Crew (FCTC), a now-defunct trolling group known for trolling various individuals & groups on youtube. Some photos (read: [[nudes]]) were shown to the FCTC, who later posted the images onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] after posting the group's watermark onto them.

{{quote|there was internal bullshit with the Chris-Chan thing (Ricky, Blanca, and myself were pissed about the watermarks and the fact everything was released before the troll was done yet).|Ickeriss69}}

==Chris gets a clue==

In [[April 2010]], Chris published a page on the [[CWCipedia]] with a list of many of the women he has known in his life. Blanca is conspicuously absent from the list, but he mentions her briefly in the entry on [[Sarah Jackson]]. Of all the sweethearts he's met online, Blanca and [[Sydney_Contacts|Sydney]] are apparently the only ones that Chris has been able to successfully identify as a troll.

==The many faces of Blanca==

<center><gallery>
Image:BlancaFake01.jpg|The "original" Blanca, which Chris would base his depiction of Blanca in the comic.
Image:BlancaFake02.jpg|Another known image of "Blanca."
Image:Blancaglasses.jpg|"Totally me. TOTALLY."
Image:Blanca1258.jpg|"Actually, she does look more like I do."
Image:SchuComic8P69.jpg|Blanca, depicted with her fan character [[Jiggliami]] as they discuss how Chris is stuck in the [[Time Void]], is based off this Aryan version of Blanca.
</gallery></center>

==Related images==

<center><gallery>
Image:CWCletter.jpg|Letter enclosed with the Medallions, with Chris believing that Blanca was his TRUE and HONEST sweetheart
Image:BWDA01-001.jpg|Blanca signs up for [[DeviantArt]]
Image:BWSkype01-001.jpg|...and Skype
Image:BWSkype01-002.jpg
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[CWC Fighter]]

==External links==
*[http://kawaiikitsune123.deviantart.com/ Blanca's DeviantArt account]

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Lucas

2011-01-11T01:55:49Z

MachPunch:

[[Image:lucasmimms.jpg|thumb|right|Lucas and [[Mimms]] hanging out.]]

'''Lucas''' is one of the frequent patrons of [[The GAMe PLACe]]. He wears a LONG COAT so he's probably a [[homo]].

As seen in the GAMe PLACe e-mails{{cite}}, after failing to get any information from [[Daniel Mimms]], [[Chris]] turned his suspicions towards this guy, finally confronting him at the ''[[Wikipedia:Super Smash Bros. Brawl|Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]'' GameStop midnight launch.{{cite}}

Christian decided for the subtle approach to indicate he knew Lucas was responsible with the now infamous [[CWC-ism]]: "Well, that's something new you didn't know about 'be-4' about this 'Chan.'"{{cite}} (Please note: Chris's definition of subtlety is the equivalent of smashing someone in the face with a brick.)

{{quote|Thus, my family came in and we found that [[Mimms]] had the camera in question, but he did not take the picture. Then we've suspected Lucas, but we did not question him at the time. But a more obvious expression reply was found by myself, when Saturday March 8, [[2008]], at the Gamestop in [[Wikipedia:Forest Lakes, Chesapeake, Virginia|Forest Lakes]], the Midnight release event of Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Mimms and I were watching a pair of tournament players brawling; one was playing Donkey Kong. So it brought up to mind my first word being "Monkey", so I told Mimms that. And with a turn around towards the accompanying Lucas, I said in his direction, "Well, that's something new you didn't know about "be-4" about this "Chan". I noticed a look on his face like, "Wow, I can totally wail on that tidbit of information." He said nothing."|Chris, 13 March 2008}}

==See also==
*[[Daniel Mimms]]
*[[Michael Snyder]]
*[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]

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Reggie Fils-Aimé

2011-01-11T01:55:16Z

MachPunch:

[[Image:Reginald Fils-Aime.jpg|thumb|He has come here to kick autistic ass and chew bubble gum... and he's all out of gum.]]
[[Image:ReggieAndChris.jpg|thumb|left|Separated at birth?]]

'''Reginald "Reggie" Fils-Aimé''' ({{IPA|[ˈfiːzɛmeɪ]}}), is the president of [[Nintendo]] of [[America]] and colleague of [[Shigeru Miyamoto]]. He is also an opponent of "true love" and possibly a [[virgin with rage|virgin]], according to Mr. Chandler.

Chris's contact with Reggie formed the second stage of the [[Miyamoto Saga]], beginning after Chris failed to make it to Redmond and no-showed his planned face-to-face meeting with Miyamoto towards the end of [[January 2009]]. Never one to mince words, Reggie gave Chris a tough but fair assessment of his personal life and his potential as a top-flight [[video game]] designer. Chris reacted poorly, accusing Reggie of [[Kick the Autistic|discriminating against him]] because of his [[autism]], comparing him to [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and eventually throwing an unrestrained tantrum after Reggie bluntly told him that their collaboration was over.

Chris [[CWC Update 30 January 2009|threatened]] to take Reggie and Miyamoto to [[Charlottesville]] court before going back on his word and BAWWWWing to them in an [[CWC Update 31 January 2009|apology video]].

Reggie's next video game, ''[[Kick the Autistic]]'', will be released for the Wii and DS in time for Christmas. [[Jimmy Hill]], meanwhile, currently owns the European and Japanese gaming rights to Sonichu.

==Fils-Aimé Saga==
On 26 [[January 2009]], Chris released a [[CWC Update 26 January 2009|video]] wherein he claimed that he had been to [[Redmond]] to visit Shigeru Miyamoto and begin working on a [[The Sonichu Chronicles|Sonichu video game project]]. This, of course, was a [[lie]]. As a result of Chris's failure to make his appointment with Miyamoto, Reggie began communicating with Chris two days later, and their conversation continued through the first week or so of February.
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{{quoteboxred|'''Hi, it's me Reggie. President of Nintendo of America''' from '''Reggie Fils-Aimé''' to '''Chris''' on 28 January 2009 1:16 AM
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But right now, I'm just strictly Reggie. I'm not going to even bother sending this through my Nintendo email address. Because you know what? This isn't business. This is strictly personal. I have something to say to you, and you need to listen. This has nothing to do with Nintendo right now, this is just me and you. Mano e mano. Man to man. I don't normally do this, but hell, I just need to get this off my chest.

If you don't know who I am, then allow me to introduce myself. My name is Reggie Fils-Aime. I've been kicking ass and taking names ever since the E3 expo at [[2004]] where I made my debut, where from then on I eventually earned my position as president of this company.

I'm known to be a loud mouth. I don't take crap from anyone. So if you are easily offended, I suggest you stop reading. But don't worry, I'll try to go easy on you, key word being "try" here.

But with that out of the way, I just want to say something to you personally.

May I kindly ask, what the hell is wrong with you? Are you for real or what? I was there for everything. I saw Miyamoto waiting for up to 2 days in the bitter cold for you to show up and you stood him up. I was even there trying to arrange everything for you, even setting up someone to escort you to our building complete with bodyguards and full security because I knew you were concerned about safety. And for what? So you could just NOT show up? I mean, I don't even know what to think, it's just completely unbelievable.

I'm sorry but it just is. I heard what you said to Mr Miyamoto too, your reasons for not coming. And I just have to say. How old are you? You're 27, if I'm not mistaken right?

27! I mean, think about it, you are almost 30! What is a man of your age still doing being coddled by his parents? Let me tell you, when I was about your age, I was already married and had children!

Your autism isn't an excuse either. I've raised a son with autism who is far worse functioning than you are and he can easily make his own decisions. The only thing I see here is a person who is not only lazy and makes excuses, but cannot even take charge of his own life.

That right there is what made it pretty clear that there is no chance in hell you're going to get anywhere with this project. Nevermind the fact that your parents didn't want you to go (or that you still have to get your parents permission at your age).

Think about what happened if you did go, and you had to ask mommy and daddy for an OK on everything? Imagine what a complete disaster that would be. I mean, listen. Simply put, you are not fit to do business with us as you are not even in a position where you can make your own decisions, which is vital to survive in the workplace, and even life in general.

I mean, seriously, who the hell were we talking to? I don't know about you. But this deal was about Nintendo and you. This was not the deal between Nintendo and the parents of Christian Weston Chandler.

I'm sorry, but provided that this whole thing you pulled on us wasn't an elaborate prank, this project was doomed from the start. It's just completely ridiculous. It is impossible for anyone to do business with someone who still has to rely on their parents to make their decisions.

Right now, I don't see how anything good could come from any of this. The only way I could even see this going anywhere is if you were to somehow learn to become independent, like a person of your age should be, and try to do something so that you don't rely on your parents to decide things for you.

But I don't see that happening ever in the near future (nor is it really my job to even have to tell you this). And because of that, I don't see how you'll ever be able to do business with us.

And you know what? I'll just leave it at that. Also, forget recieving a letter from us (and for what? So your parents can read it out loud to you? For Christ sake). This whole thing is through.

Our company will gladly deal with people who are up to the task. But we cannot waste valuable time and money on children who have no means of actually doing their part (their part, as in not their parents but "their part") to cooeprate with us.

Sorry for the rant, but you've wasted so much of our time, money and effort that I had to personally do what I'm known for, and that is kicking ass and taking names.

I always tell it like it is, and I'll be damned if I ever change that. So consider this as the final notice, this whole thing is through. It was through as soon as you made it clear that you are not mature enough to do business with us.

Other than that, I have nothing more to add. Please feel free to complain about me not being professional, I get that all the time. But nobody ever doubts my ability to tell people the things they need to hear. And what I just told you is nothing but that.

Sincerely,

The man who has been kicking ass and taking names since [[2004]].

Reggie Fils-Aime
 President
 Nintendo of America
}}

{{quotebox|Well, it is good to make your acquaintance, Reggie. I have viewed your [[Wikipedia:Wii Music|WiiMusic]] Tip Video on my Wii recently, and your introduction basically expanded my knowledge of you personally. Allow me to offer my congratulations on you becoming President of N.O.A.; last I heard, from snail-mail exchange, y'all had a woman for a president (I can't recall her name at the moment), so for my knowledge now. :)

In response to your message, let me say that I deserved that; it was as shocking as Mr. Resetti in [[Animal Crossing]], but in the sense of personally expressing yourself, I mean the comparison as genuinely a positive compliment.

I feel Truly, Deepest Sorry for missing the appointment; I have made the mistake of not being clear in the fact of my being unable to make the trip, and trying to compensate with sending myself via snail-mail (in a sense). As much as it was due to the lack of support from my family, I Could Not afford the Travel Fare to [[Redmond]] in the first place. I am considered compusive with handling money, and since the first notice of the business between me and Mr. Miyamoto came up Mid-January, I felt like I was "[[Bob walks in|caught with my pants down]]". I had spent my last amount of money from [[Monthly tugboat|my Social]] that I get every month to pay rent to my family, make payments on my Credit Card Bills, and even after that, I would have had only a hundred or so left over, and I had already compulsively spent that on the day I got the money on a couple of games. I feel at fault for not controling my compulsiveness enough to save a hundred at a time months before.

Then there is the mixture of Ligitimate business e-mail, from you all for example, and e-mails from [[Internet]] [[Trolls]]/Bullies/[[Impostor]]s, and among the chaos and confusion, I felt out of sorts, even the moments when I felt calmed down after a time from the stress. And my mother and father felt at unease amongst that confusion as well. Even when I put it up to my friends at my church; the same thing; they thought I was talking to an impostor, posing as Mr. Miyamoto. But after I received the automated e-mail from donotreply@noa.nintendo.com verifying Mr. Miyamoto's e-mail address as legitimate, I felt MOST Confident that I was dealing with the real Miyamoto. And yet, even after presenting the printout of that e-mail, everyone was still in doubt.

I have made great effort to seek local aid to fund me for the trip to Redmond, but unfortunately, I failed. It was heavily advised that I have the business between me and Miyamoto hand-written on Paper sent to me to present to my Attorney. Also, considering the rumors were Flying Heavily among the Internet Troll Population, if I had made the trip, I felt I might have been heavily physically harmed by those [[Death threats|vicious people]].

I will not disagree with the accusations of my emotions. Even though my family are of Great Business Expierences (let me also mention that my father, Mr. [[Bob|Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]], while working at G.E. ([[Wikipedia:General Electric|General Electric]]) has designed the Controls for the Plastic Molding Machines, so without him, we would not have anything Plastic as simple as a Funnel, or even the casing for the NES), I feel that I personally lack heavy business expierences that I would require. Due to my mental block, I feel that I would require someone to speak for me in the beginning of a Heavy amount of Business. They also gave me a small amount of the words that were typed to Mr. Miyamoto, especially the requests for the advance in travel fare so I could have made the trip. While [[Chris and money|I personally understand the economical situations]] prohibiting the advance, my family, as well as the Majority of my Church's Congregation, disagree. With that one bit of green absent from being advanced, it set the Ground for the locally popular disbelief in my talking to Mr. Miyamoto.

If I did have the money advanced to me for the trip, my [[Mother|escort]] and I would have Most Definitely made the flight.

Believe me, I have been feeling the worst stress from my being unable to afford the trip, my attempt to compensate with the CD-R and DVD-R failing badly, having to cover-up in online discussions for my family and local friends' HUGE concern for my safety and health, and worst of all the shame I feel from all the stress.

I sincerely meant no harm, hostile behavior, or anything major like that from the words I have spoken, written and typed so far in this business transaction.

I Truly Want to Continue with the Sonichu Projects, because I require a brighter future to set me in good standings with my future wife and my future daughter, [[Crystal Weston Chandler]] (God promised her to me in a multiple of [[Dreams]]). So, I respectfully ask you to NOT Cancel it. With the Paper Documents Snail-Mailed to me, my efforts to save money for the trip, convincing my family, friends and attorney, getting my act well-prepared and well-together, and my Female [[Sweetheart]] by my side (she's [[Panda Halo|on her way to me from Australia]]), I, [[Christian Weston Chandler]], will Truly Feel that I can Tackle the Project Head-On.

I appreciate your time and paitence, Reggie. And I have offered my deepest apologies to Mr. Miyamoto, as well as the Powerpoint Project and my [[CADD]] Plans for the [[Cwcville Shopping Center]] in two e-mails just recently.

Peace and Best Wishes, 
Christian Weston Chandler 
[[14 Branchland Ct.]] 
[[Ruckersville]], [[Virginia|VA]] 22968-9545 
(434)-990-0198 
Wii Number: 8626-5211-8387-4771 (Wii-Speak Capable) 
[[PSN]] ID: Sonichu ([[PSEye]] Capable)}}

{{quoteboxred|Listen, kid. I apologize for yelling at you, but if you know me, I am a guy who doesn't pull his punches. Let me tell you. They call me the most feared man in the game's industry, the "man who kicks ass and takes names." That Mr. Resetti comparison was kind of accurate actually. I guess I do deserve that title.

But I just have to be honest with you. I don't think you're ready for any of this. You seem to have a lot of issues in your life that you need to take care of before you can do business with anyone. I think right now Nintendo is the LEAST of your worries.

I mean, compulsive spending, severe paranoia, friends and family who do not trust you, you having to get their permission to do anything despite almost being 30, relying on social security and taxpayer money to survive, and the list goes on and on.

I'm sure if you had a job, didn't live with your parents, and were a self made man like a person of your age ought to be, you'd have no problem making it here.

But from what you're telling me, you've got a lot of issues and things to take care of in your life before you could ever reach such a state, and I wonder right now if I'm asking for the impossible right now.

Until then, I don't see how this could go anywhere. We've wasted so much time and money on this project only to find out that the man we're dealing with still is being coddled by his parents and doesn't even have a job or money of his own (taxpayer social security money issued to you for food/clothing doesn't count, which you shouldn't be spending on games anyway) or anything of that sort to even come through with this.

That is why I'm so frustrated with any of this. It's just so ridiculous. I've never seen anything like it. I thought we were dealing with a grown man, a self made man who could make his own decisions and come through with this. But what you've shown us is anything but that.

Sort out your own life first. Don't worry about Nintendo. Maybe once you finally grow up to be independent, sort out all the things preventing you from coming, and maybe even be able to make your own decisions and in life, then maybe at that point we'll be able to do business with each other.

But until then, I doubt we'll see anything come out of this. And even if it does work out at the moment, I can't imagine you being anything other than a huge liability for us. Being an independent person who can make his or her own decisions is paramount to survive in the business world, especially in the games industry. We don't have time to babysit you. While it may seem like all fun and games, this is a business for adults, not people who still depend on their parents to survive.

Sincerely, 
Reggie Fils-Aime}}

{{quotebox|I understand what you're telling me, Reggie.

But with statements like, " this is a business for adults, not people who still depend on their parents to survive," it makes me feel like I am being [[Kick the Autistic|discriminated against]]. I'm not one to judge, and I am capable of making my own [[The MovingFoward videos|sound decisions]] [[Attraction sign|in life]] [[Recycling|when it comes]] [[List of places that have banned Chris|down to it]]. My mind kinda rolled along with the moment, but the point is the discriminating statement pretty much.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quoteboxred|Yeah, but you have to understand. I don't understand how you're going to do anything, when you don't even have your own life sorted out.

You're not being discriminated against. I'm just saying that you're clearly not cut out for this. How can you expect to lead a project when you cannot even lead your own life?

You have problems with your family, you depend on social security (which you use for games instead of your own needs), you seem to be completely paranoid and above all else, I don't see you making a single sound decision on your own. It seems to be that you're still being raised by your parents. We were under the impression that we were making a deal with an accomplished comic book artist, but instead you show us that you're inconsiderate, you lack any sort of independence or maturity, and above all else, you seem like the kind of person that would be a liability for our company.

To me, it doesn't seem like you need a video game. It seems like you need to sort out your own life before you try to get involved with something like this, which to me, you don't seem to be cut out for at all.

Mr. Miyamoto has requested that I let him talk to you and that I try to hold back and be a bit more polite, but even he admits that it is very hard considering all you've made us go through recently.

I have very little hope for this project at this point and I don't see what the hell is the point of doing any of this anymore. This is a bridge to nowhere. I'm going to either have to decide to step in and stop it myself, or either that just sit back and watch it fail anyway since I don't see how this has any chance of becoming anything.

Sincerely, 
Reggie Fils-Aime}}

{{quotebox|'''Re: Hi, it's me Reggie. President of Nintendo of America'''
----

I see your point, Reggie, but YOU DID NOT HAVE TO CANCEL THE PROJECT INDEFINITELY! I mean, after I get things settled on my end, and when I have the [[monthly tugboat|funds]] to make the trip to Redmond, it would feel much beneficial to me to know that the Window is still OPEN for me. What I'm hearing here is that you've CLOSED the Window and sealed it with Concrete!

[[Chris and negotiation|I WILL NOT ACCEPT THAT!]]

I apologize for coming off strong, but the objectionable feeling is True to me at the moment, and I would appreciate it if you would Re-Open the Window for me, and UNSEAL the Window, so I can still have the opportunity open for me. I will need a financial setting with a good job for when I have my family and individuality set, and I personally feel it BEST if I still had the opportunity to Work with Nintendo and [[Sega]] to bring my Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] to life in the Video Game World.

Please let me know that this Same Window of Opportunity will remain open for me. And if it helps better my case, I recently won a 400 dollar [[Gamestop]] Gift Card from the [[Guitar Hero Be A Star Sweepstakes]] and received it in the FedEx; I spent 3/4 of the card on my Church's Congregation, and those who requested a game from the card; the Majority of them asked for Wii Titles; Two asked for WiiMusic, and one of those two also got a copy of Animal Crossing City Folk With the WiiSpeak. And I ended using the rest for myself on Super Mario Galaxy, WiiMusic, LoZ: Twilight Princess, [[Sonic]] Riders: Zero Gravity, ALL FOR NINTENDO Wii, and a WiiSpeak. And I still have a [[TRUE and LOYAL fanbase|HEAVY Positive and Loyal Sonichu and Rosechu Fanbase;]] You All at Nintendo will STILL be able to Gain More Money off of my Sonichu and Rosechu, especially when in the near future I will be most capable of flying to Redmond, meet with you and Mr. Miyamoto, and get this "Mario Party" Started.

Please reply with your contact information, including phone number, so I can contact you in the near future, when I TRULY WILL be ready. My Mind is SET on this, and I feel I can be Ready as early as the end of [[2009]]. You have my word as an Avid Gamer, [[Chris and Religion#Delusions of Godhood?|Lamb of God]], and Humble Human Being that I WILL work Very Hard to Save, Save, Save.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quoteboxred|'''RE: Hi, it's me Reggie. President of Nintendo of America'''
----

We're not interested in your project. I've seen [[Sonichu Powerpoint|the powerpoint]]. Apart from the fact that you are unable to manage for yourself, the powerpoint really was the final straw. It was filled with gratuitous and shameless drawings with every other frame showing some form of partial nudity or characters making out with each other.

I cannot even fathom how you managed to think that would be a good idea.

Not only that, you keep mentioning [[Sony]], which you should know is the bitter rival of Nintendo and our mortal enemy. I don't know if you've been paying attention, but in every presentation I have given, whenever I mention kicking some behind, it's always directed to Sony. If you knew anything about our company, that would have been completely obvious.

But those are all moot points compared to the fact that you have demonstrated that you are not cut out for this kind of work and that your actions and mode of behavior would be a total liability for our company.

This decision is final. We are not going to do business with you and that is all. Sort out your own life. We cannot help you.

This is it. Do not email me or beg me for anything else. This is final. I cannot stress that enough. And if you do email me again, I will just repeat myself over and over. This whole thing is over. Goodbye.

Sincerely, 
Reggie Fils-Aime}}

{{quotebox|'''Please DO NOT Pigeonhole Me or Sonichu'''
----

The LAST thing I need to feel is feeling like I've been Left within a tiny piece of shelfspace to collect dust and be forgotten.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quoteboxred|'''RE: Please DO NOT Pigeonhole Me or Sonichu'''
----

Actually I think it's for the better. Maybe you can learn something out of this whole exchange.

But other than that, there is nothing more I can say or do for you. I'd appreciate it if you stopped emailing me now and maybe instead took some time to reflect on how this went wrong on your part. But this whole thing is finalized and done, and I cannot help you nor do I have the time to keep sending you emails when we have no official business with each other.}}

{{quotebox|'''One last thing'''
----

I still would deeply appreciate a document of the past business words, aggrements and all that from between me, Mr. [[Miyamoto]] and you, Reggie, snail-mailed to my home address I've previously provided to you, for my personal records and future references, Please.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quoteboxred|'''RE: One last thing'''
----

It's not going to happen, pal. This is final. Don't take this personally.}}

{{quotebox|'''"Reply to your Reply"'''
----

Let me just say a few more things, and then I'll stop e-mailing you for a long while. There was Positively NO NUDITY at all in the Powerpoint Presentation. And What the heck is WRONG with True [[Love]] and Kissing? [[Christian Weston Chandler|Are you a Virgin yourself? Have you had a BUNCH of Bad Dates? Or are you soo Closed-Minded and Rednecked?]] I gave you respect after seeing you in that video on my Wii, yet you tell me that True Love is WRONG? You are just as bad or WORSE than the [[Mary Lee Walsh|Real-Life Mary Lee Walsh]], or as she is known as in the [[Comic]]s now, Slaweel Ryam.

I pity you if you've had your share of Bad Luck in True Love, yet at this point, you have just Lost My Respect.

True Love is a Truly Sacred Bond between WOMAN and MAN, and when they are together, they get attracted to each other very much to Kiss and later Make Love. [[Chris and Religion|GOD and JESUS WANTS US ALL TO EXPERIENCE and SHARE True, Straight LOVE!]] THERE IS NOTHING OBJECTIONABLE FROM THAT! I am a man who stand for [[China|True Love and Honesty]], in comics AND in Real Life, although I am still a Frustrated [[Virgin with Rage|Virgin with Autisim]] on the side. [[Chris and his Ego|AT LEAST I AM MAKING A POSITIVE DIFFERENCE IN KEEPING TRUE LOVE BETWEEN ONLY WOMAN AND MAN IN MY ACTIONS.]] On a Side-Note, I DESPISE ALL [[homos|HOMOSEXUAL MALES,]] PERIOD!

ALSO, I BET YOU PROBABLY [[Tobacky|SMOKE]] AND [[Chris and Hypocrisy|DRINK]], don't you? I SPEAK AGAINST THOSE AS WELL SINCE THEY ARE TOOLS TO SPEED YOU TO [[Chris and Death|DEATH]] WITH [[Chris and Health|CANCER,]] LIVER PROBLEMS, BAR FIGHTS AND AUTOMOBILE ACCIDENTS. GIVE UP THE HABITS! THEY ARE BEYOND [[rule 34|GROSS]] AND [[nudes|DISGUSTING!]]

<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>

Forgive me for raising my voice very loudly, but to ENCOURAGE the True, Straight Love that you obviously OBJECT, I felt it was Required and Necessary. [[Random Access Humour|I can be a "Resetti" too, Mr. Resetti.]]

Peace-Out, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quoteboxred|There wasn't. I never said there was. You assume too much and are way too paranoid about things, this is why I don't want to deal with you. Imagine if you were to flip out on someone while in the workplace like this? It'd be a complete PR disaster.

But I never said nudity or implied anything about your characters sexual preferences.

What I was referring to what the panty shot of Rosechu in one of the first frames. Then you show two characters in bed making love to each other.

Just what the hell kind of game did you want Nintendo to make?

Nintendo has always been in the business of making games for the whole family. That includes children. That is why you need to check yourself before you wreck yourself, and you've shown that you're unable to do so.

Your mind seems too wired on other things. Your head seems to be in the clouds and you don't even know the first thing about being appropriate or tasteful. Did you think this game proposal would even be able to pass through the [[Wikipedia:Entertainment Software Rating Board|ESRB]]?

You know nothing about how the industry works. About things such as company reputation, age appropriate content or content that won't get shot down by the ESRB (look at the whole "[[Wikipedia:Hot Coffee minigame controversy|Hot Coffee]]" GTA scandal for example). You just think you can do whatever you want and hope it flies.

Also from what I recall, you sent drawn pornography drawn in colored pencil/marker to Mr. Miyamoto TWICE. Imagine if you did this to someone in a business situation. Do you want me to hire you when you are such a loose cannon?

It's not possible. I can't risk having such a huge liability. And in fact, your behavior is the reason I've decided to remove you indefinitely from Nintendo, and I hope that someday you get your act together (which I don't see happening any time soon).

But until then, this project is over and gone for good. If anything was the last straw, it was this email. I don't have time to fight with you, you are completely unstable, irresponsible and the kind of person who would probably flip out or even hurt someone if he were to put in the workplace.

I'm glad you made that video and cleared everything up. But now, just leave me alone. I'm not going to even bother replying back after this, or if you keep this up.

Also, by the way. You didn't spell your name right at the end of the power point. You wrote it as "ChriSTAIN." That would be grounds for any potential employer to not hire someone. In addition to the behavior you've just displayed and the type of proposal you tried to make, the last thing we need is someone who can't even spell his own name.

Sincerely, 
Reggie Fils-Aime}}

{{quotebox|Well, the game would not Constantly revolve around the Background Romance; it's called a "Happy Ending".

Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quoteboxred|It's not something you show in a business proposal. There is a time and place for everything. But I don't understand why I have to tell this to you.

Either way, it's all over now and I don't want to deal with you anymore. I hope that someday someone takes you to seek consoling or behavioral therapy, and that you someday are able to manage on your own, because I don't have time to listen or try to help you as that is not my job.

Please leave me alone and I hope for the best.

Sincerely, 
Reggie Fils-Aime}}

{{quoteboxred|No means No, Chris.

Yeah, I saw your latest video there. I still don't think you get it.

The project cancellation was already signed into effect. There is nothing that can be done now. It is over.

You have no excuses. Your autism is not an excuse.

In fact, I cannot believe you for saying that. You continue to use your autism as a crutch and then continue to blame everything on it.

STOP!

Let me tell you right now, there is a difference between autism and pure irresponsibility/laziness. You are the latter, my friend, not the former.

Didn't I tell you that I once raised a son with autism? He had it much worse than you did. But guess what? He has a job, he is going to [[college]], and he sure as hell doesn't live in my house. He is able to manage for himself and I NEVER have to make any of his decisions for him.

What is the difference between you and him? I'll tell you, my son isn't lazy. He doesn't expect everyone just to give him everything. He knows that if he wants something, he has to work for it. And when he messes up, he doesn't blame his autism or people on the internet or anything else, he is able to know when he messed up and he takes responsibility for his own actions. And as a result he is a much better person for it.

You even try to blame me for "discriminating." That's complete malarkey. I've employed several people with autism, and even worse disabilities than you have.

But the thing is, those people are hard working and responsible. They want to work hard and they don't expect me to hold their hand and give them everything. And for one thing, they sure as hell don't still live with their parents at the age of 27.

You have demonstrated that you cannot get your act together and that you always want to put the blame on something else, whether it's autism, or even other people.

Pardon my [[Wikipedia:French language|french]], but that's bullshit. And whether you like it or not, that shit will never fly with me. That is why I am not going to have any part in your project and you're not going to be hired by us.

There is no excuse for your actions. You can give whatever excuse you want, but in the end it all comes down to you. Either learn how to take blame for yourself for when you mess up or don't even bother.

But either way, I want nothing to do with you because you've done so much to make me angry that I don't even know why I am still talking to you anymore. Just put a lid on it and go away.

Sincerely, 
Reggie Fils-Aime}}

{{quotebox|You can blame my constant NON-Acceptance of Cancelation to my [[Slow-in-the-mind|Red-Necked Personality Trait]] I picked up from my [[mother]].

I will NEVER accept a Cancel on the Project; it's Pigeonhole until I can make it or Continuation ONLY.

And, for the last time, I AM NOT LAZY!

Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quoteboxred|Accept it, because it already happened and now you're just wasting my time.}}

{{quoteboxred|Also stop blaming other people (or anything else) for your things that are your own fault. Taking responsibility for your actions is the first step to becoming a mature, more independant person who can manage for himself. You are acting like a spoiled little child right now.

And yes, not wanting to admit that you did anything wrong or always putting the blame on someone else so you don't have to take responsibility for it is indeed a sign of laziness and immaturity.

But why am I telling you this? It's useless. I can't seem to get through to you. You never even listen. Whatever I say goes from one ear out the other as you try to make up yet another excuse, over and over again.

There is no excuse you can make now though. The project was canceled and has been canceled indefinitely for a while now.

I am not going to even bother replying after this. Make up whatever excuse you want, resort to your same BS and blame everyone else but yourself, I don't care anymore.}}

{{quotebox|Well, I WILL continue to Haunt, Pester and Bother you until the project becomes Uncancelled and Shelved for until I AM ABLE to make the trip. I will Haunt Your [[Dreams]], with [[God]] by my side helping me to do that.

And if you do not like it, well I Triple-[[Dog]] Dare you AND Mr. Miyamoto to come to my house in [[Virginia]] Yourselves, talk to me and my family, and settle the matter like it should have been, have I been able to AFFORD to make the trip in the first place. Or, you all can very well bring me, my family and friends to [[Charlottesville|Charlotesville]], Virginia Court to settle this under a court of law. I have a SLEW of friends and family who will help me in court, and even define my own personal character as a humble human being.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quoteboxred|Dare us? That doesn't make any sense. Why should we come to your house? For one, we have no business with you now, and even if we did, you'd still have to make an appointment and come to our office.

But it's too late for that. We've already found someone who knows how to take responsibility for himself and conduct himself in an appropriate matter, and we're giving the project over to him.

He calls himself [[Clyde Cash]]. He's a real stand up guy. Unlike you, he took the initiative to not only to schedule an appointment with us and arrive on time (exactly on time, right at the very second), but also showed us the utmost respect and humility. Not once did he ever lash out at us, or harass us like you have done so far.

Not only that, he showed us that he can take care of himself, he has the leadership qualities we look for in an employee of this company.

He is a self made man with a honest hard working job, two degrees in things actually relevant to our business (one in game design, the other in fine arts, both from prestigious universities, and apparently he has degrees in many other things, he's a real a jack of all trades) and he even plans on getting married and having a child soon (he showed me a picture of him standing together with his future wife, [[Sarah]]. They make a good couple).

I don't understand why you couldn't be more like this guy? I mean, he came here on time, he didn't even have to beg us for money (and he even refused our offer to reimburse him), he is independent and lives on his own (you'll never see him ask his "mommy and daddy" for anything) and above all else, he's just all around a great guy who knows how to get things done and kick ass and take names.

I mean, couldn't you at least be half the guy this guy is? Is that too much to ask? But it doesn't matter now, we've finally found the guy we're looking for and you're not needed anymore.

Anyway, I look forward to working with our new business partner (and now, employee, as I have promoted him to a senior game designer position) and I can't wait start working with him on this project.

Be on the lookout for it, because this is going to be good, very good, even better than anything you offered us, and honestly better than anything we've ever seen. This Cylde Cash guy, he's brilliant. I'm thinking he could easily become the next Miyamoto, or even better. But yeah, this is going to be good.

Even though you'll have no part in this, I'm sure you'll still be able to enjoy it once it comes out because something this good, I mean, it would be downright stupid to want to miss something like this. It's going to be amazing.

Sincerely, 
Reggie Fils-Aime}}

{{quotebox|Clyde is NOT stealing my [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], is he?}}

{{quoteboxred|Sorry that's classified information.}}

{{quoteboxred|Dear Chris,

We sent a letter to you. I'm sure you heard from a man named Mike Chandler by now. It's true, Mr. Miyamoto no longer has an appointment scheduled with you, nor will we acknowledge any longer that he had any correspondence with you anymore. The project is dead and buried and all [[Nintendo]] employees have been told to never acknowledge that the project ever existed. 
I already told you before that the project was canceled due to your inaction. We will not accept any more unsolicited game suggestions or business requests from you. As we mentioned, Mr. Miyamoto does make occasional business trips to the U.S. (and your previous appointment, which has expired and been erased from memory, was one of those trips), but for now he is back in Japan where he usually spends the majority of his time.

Now that you have received the letter, consider the cancellation official. It was nice doing business with you, but we will not make any games or take any ideas you have into consideration nor will we make Sonichu the game or anything related to it.

Sincerely, 
Reggie Fils-Aime 
President 
Nintendo of America, Inc.}}

{{quotebox|And it is Official that YOU, Sir ARE an IMPOSTOR. You blatently croped and copied a piece of the letterhead from the letter I've uploaded onto my server, and you have obviously forged that signature.

I am Ceasing my contact with you at Your current E-mail address, as well as "Mr. Miyamoto"'s E-mail address, because You BOTH were IMPOSTOROUS [[trolls|TROLLS]]. So you can QUIT your Cherade, you bastards.

Christian C.}}

==See also==

* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 30th, 2009]]
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 31st, 2009]]
* [[The Sonichu Chronicles]]

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Reggie Fils-Aime|Wikipedia article on Reggie Fils-Aimé]]

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Shigeru Miyamoto

2011-01-11T01:54:29Z

MachPunch:

[[Image:Shigeru_Miyamoto_cropped.jpg|thumb|Shigeru Miyamoto - creator of Mario, Link, and many beloved video game characters. He is considered to be the Walt Disney of gaming. Yet Chris insists Miyamoto would be more impressed with him.]]

'''Shigeru Miyamoto''' (Japanese: 宮本茂) is the creator of such legendary [[Nintendo]] video game franchises as ''Mario'', ''Zelda'' and ''Star Fox'', as well as a colleague of [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]. Shigeru has been in contact with [[Chris]] for some time regarding the possibility of making a [[Sonichu]] game, despite Chris's constant mispronunciation of his name. Chris also assumes that Miyamoto has absolute power in, not just Nintendo, but the entire game industry.

{{quote|I'm certain Mr. Miyamoto wants to meet up with me and discuss the future of Sonichu and the Sonichu Alpha Project, as much as I'd be humbled and honored to meet with him and discuss the matter; PROBABLY MORE FOR HIM, becuase I am the Original Creator of Sonichu, [[Rosechu]], the other associated characters and the city of [[Cwcville]] around them all.|Chris on Miyamoto}}

==Early contact==

On 15 [[August 2008]], Chris asked his fanbase to bug Nintendo and Sega to make a Sonichu game.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008]]</ref>

A troll, using a e-mail spoofer (hence the awkward backslashes), sent this e-mail to Chris:

<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF">
Dear Chris Chandler, 
Good evening. My name is Shigeru Miyamoto. Perhaps you\'ve heard of me. If you haven\'t, then allow me to introduce myself. I am the general manager of Nintendo and creator of Mario, Zelda, and countless other franchises.

I normally do not talk directly to fans in this matter as I am a very busy man. However, over the past few months, I have received countless amounts of emails from your fans stating that you wish for my company and Sega to create a game based on your fan character.

I am sorry to say this but I cannot and will not allow this to happen. There are several problems with your proposal, the first of wich is the simple fact that your character is NOT original. You can not make a game by combining two characters from opposing companies and then call it a new game. Things do not work this way.

Second of all, I have read your comics and they would not make a good concept for a game. It seems as though your comics are all about you and your personal problems.

You seem to have created a sort of alternate reality based around you and you only. You must understand one thing if you want to make a game. Video games are a medium where you must think of what other people want. Nobody wants to play a game where it\'s all about you and you only. Nobody wants to play a game about a person\'s inner thoughts and their problems with the world. People have problems of their own. People play games to escape from the problems of the real world, into a reality that they can feel a part of. Your game idea doesn\'t provide that. It only focuses on you and the things that bother you.

Third, I have already spoken with the president of Sega and he even thought that it was proposturous. Not only that, the amount of cooperation it wiould talk to make such a game would never work in reality. Even if we did merge Pikachu and Sonic, who would take the credit for it? Sega would lose the character that basically is their identity and Nintendo would end up with a character that quite frankley just isn\'t an original or new idea.

I\'m sorry but we can\'t do this and we outright refuse to have any part in your game idea proposal. Please stop sending us emails about this as it is simply not possible or probable for us to even entertain such an idea.

Please don\'t take this too hard on yourself. Maybe someday you can come up with an original idea and we can work togehter [sic]. But right now, you don\'t seem to have anything that can work as a video game. I wish you luck in your future endevours and I hope you have a nice day.

Sincerely,
Shigery Miyamoto
General Manager, Nintendo Company Ltd. </div>

Chris shortly afterward posted this facepalm inducing bit on [[Sonichu.net]]:

{{quote|
The Big Brain behind Super Mario, Zelda and other Popular Nintendo characters and games, Shigeru Miyamoto, sent me an e-mail with his response to the Sonichu Game Project. He says Nay, but I bet's he could be holding out on us, or something. So, I say this unto you, my loyal fans, continue with the e-mails and Forum Talks with Nintendo and SEGA of America or Japan. They are missing out on a REAL Profitable thing they can work with me on and cash in handsomely. I sent a detailed reply, but it came back to me in a "Mailer Daemon" message, so I've taken the liberty of printing a copy of the original message, and a copy of my reply that I will send to Nintendo of America for them to transfer to Mr. Miyamoto himself. Give them time and messages.}}

This is an early example of Chris's delusional thinking, flat out ignoring the unpleasant truth that his game idea sucks. He then demanded that any contact from Nintendo be written or via phone. However, as always, Chris never learns.
[[Image:Nintendo's Reponse.png|thumb|Nintendo on Sonichu]]

==The Miyamoto Saga==
{{main|Miyamoto Saga}}
[[Image:Cwcmail.png|thumb||right|Christian discussing his censorship because of Miyamoto's intervention.]]

In January 2009, Chris started to receive e-mails from Shigeru Miyamoto. Despite his suspicions from his last encounter, since Miyamoto was informing Chris that he was interested in meeting Chris to talk about creating a Sonichu game (read: something that Chris wants to hear, as opposed to the other Miyamoto e-mail), Chris magically forgot about in person, phone, or snail mail contact and immediately fell for it. The result? The Miyamoto Saga.

==Trolled==
Chris eventually [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009|received an official response from Nintendo]], and only then did it become clear to Chris that he had, yet again, been the victim of slanderous [[trolls]]. In true Chris style, he proclaimed victory.

==Sauces==
<references />

==See also==

*[[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto]]
*[[Clyde Cash]]
*[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]
*[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Shigeru Miyamoto|Shigeru Miyamoto Wikipedia article]]

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Takashi Tezuka

2011-01-11T01:54:06Z

MachPunch:

[[Image:Takashi-tezuka.jpg|thumb|Takashi Tezuka]]

'''Takashi Tezuka''' (手塚卓志; born [[Pre-1980|17 November 1960]]) is one of the most famous [[video game]] directors in the world, having directed ''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 3|Super Mario Bros. 3]]'', ''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario 64|Super Mario 64]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past|The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past]]''. Takashi's also happens to be the persona the [[troll]] who began the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' Alpha Project used. Taken over by the troll impersonating [[Shigeru Miyamoto]].

==Message from Chris on Takashi's e-mail==

{{quotebox|My only current thought is about my recent learning of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] in [[Animal Crossing]] City Folk. It Is Legit, and I have officially approved it. I will copy and paste the e-mail I have received, confirming this.

{{quoteboxred|
From: Takashi Tezuka <animalcrossingnintendo@usa.com>
 To: chrischansonichu@aol.com
 Subject: We at Nintendo are testing the popularity of Sonichu and would like your feedback.
 Date: Fri, 2 Jan 2009 11:42 am

 Hello, I am Takashi Tezuka, the general producer of [[Animal Crossing]]: City Folk. While working at [[Nintendo]], I have heard about your original character, [[Sonichu]], from many of my co-workers who read emails sent from [[Fanbase|your fans]] who were asking for a [[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu game]]. I eventually received a message from [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] that we at [[Nintendo]] should take the first step into creating a Sonichu game. That is why I am programming in two new characters into Animal Crossing: City Folk: Sonichu and [[Rosechu]]. Once they are released, we will find out how popular Sonichu and Rosechu are with the Nintendo community. If a large number of players enjoy Sonichu and Rosechu, we will create a Sonichu game with the help of [[Sega]]. We have already contacted them about our plan, and are anxious to see the results of our little test. We are almost finished with the Sonichu villager, and are almost ready to start on Rosechu. I have attached a few photos of our prototype Sonichu neighbor, and we would like your feeback on it. Currently it is only in its beta phase, and we should be able to release it on February twenty-fourth.

We did run into a slight problem due to a little b it of error, though. In our testing town, WiiConnect24 was left on, and our latest Sonichu beta villager moved out of our town. Luckily, we were able to create a backup of the electric hedgehog villager, so nothing was lost! The only problem is that a handful of players may have recieved a Sonichu villager early.

I hope to get your input from our current project, so please email me back with your feelings on our Sonichu/Rosechu project at this address: animalcrossingnintendo@usa.com
 Kindest regards,
 Takashi Tezuka,
 General producer of Animal Crossing and leader of the Sonichu-Alpha project.}}

I gave Takashi my approval and tips for the design of the final version of the characters. The images I have received in the e-mail can be seen below. The first one is from a Fan who accidently received through the WiiConnect24.

And with this, I declare another step forward in the Sonichu Game project, and the downfall of that Impostor, [[Jimmy Hill]]. I have also informed them of Sarah Mitchel's message of Sega of Japan leaning to pay the impostor, but Takashi will most certainly step in and avert the mistake from being made. Then hopefully, with their help, I'll be able to claim the copyrights in the UK that should have been mine in the first place. I already had them from the [[Virginia]] Library of Congress.

Anyway, when I have new thoughts, I will be sure to add them to this topic.

Love and Peace to y'all. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian C.}}

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Jay Z

2011-01-11T01:53:44Z

MachPunch:

[[Image:Jay-z-400a060107.jpg|right|thumb|What [[Chris]] thought his lawyer looked like...]]

{{quote|I'm afraid of the future / Y'all respect [[Liquid_Chris|the one who got shot]] — I respect [[Christian_Weston_Chandler|the shooter]]|Jay Z's thoughts on [[Sonichu Special 4]]}}

'''James Zylberstien''', aka '''Jay Z''', was Chris's lawyer friend from [[Nintendo]]. Quit due to [[stress]] from project [[Sonichu Alpha]] and now works for [[Microsoft]]. His major achievement (or [[fail]] depending on which way you look at it) was to encourage Chris to [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|change the names of his real-life characters]] so when the [[Sonichu Adventure|videogame]] was made they couldn't sue.

While there is certainly some humor in Chris' feeble attempts to rename the characters despite having the creative capabilities of an old sock, many [[trolls]] feel that one of the greatest sources of humor was seeing Chris's pathetic attempts to slander real people who he thinks had "wronged" him in the past. While Chris has largely kept changes made to characters' names due to Jay Z's influence, later enemies were still often referred to by their real names. This is most evident in [[Sonichu 10]], where [[Jack Thaddeus]], [[Evan George]], [[Alec Benson Leary]], Sean Wately, and [[Asperpedia|Mao]] are all referred to by name. As well [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] is identified by name, but his sequence was part of an earlier preview where he was already called by name. In all likelihood, even though Chris remembers to call [[Mary Lee Walsh]] "Slaweel Ryam" he doesn't remember Jay Z's legal warnings, and is more interested in slandering his opponents than anything else.

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The Miscreants

2011-01-11T01:50:54Z

MachPunch:

[[Image:Miscreantslogo.jpg|thumb|left|150px|The Miscreants logo]]
[[File:Original Miscreants1.png|thumb|right|150px|The [[TRUE and HONEST]] founding members of the Miscreants.]]
{{quote|La li lu le lo, la li lu le lo...|[[Metal Gear Solid|WHO ARE THE MISCREANTS?!]]}}
{{quote|Ya'll making me nervous right now!|Chris on The Miscreants}}
'''The Ancient and Secret Order of the Miscreants''' (aka "'''The Miscreants'''") was a secret society dedicated to keeping [[autistic]] man-children from getting [[love quest|laid]]. Because of a lucrative promotional deal with [[Nintendo]], the Miscreants were briefly known as '''The Mewscreants''' in [[April 2009]].

While online wars have been waged, more recently [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Men in Pickle Suits]] have been deployed to ruin [[Chris]] in reality. These exploits have included stealing his [[Emily|date]], obtaining potentially life-ruining material, and generally being lulzy. [[Clyde Cash]] was the original leader of The Miscreants, but when he temporarily went missing, [[Vivian Gee]] became his successor via a rigged poll on their website.
{{Clear}}
==History==
[[Image:REALChrisChanAndFriends.jpg|thumb|The Miscreants at their annual Ancient and Secret convention.]]
On 23 [[February 2009]], The Miscreants approached Chris in [[Mumble]] and informed him of their plan. Chris understandably panicked and shat many brix. Several [[Secret Weapon|"HA-HA, I got you!"]] videos were made, all with false information. Lately, Chris has resorted to [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009|babbling incoherently]] to deal with these [[Trolls|internet bullies]].

After the disappearance of Clyde Cash, the site was down for a few weeks, with the message that "Clyde's dead, baby." After that, the website returned, apparently re-uploaded by Vivian Gee. Part of the site description read "Name's Vivian. Guess I'm the new leader or some shit. Fuck y'all."

On 28 [[June 2009]], due to bad real estate investments and the financial crisis, the Miscreants declared bankruptcy and disbanded.

[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|Or did they...?]]

==Known agents of The Miscreants==
[[Image:TapestryPickleMan.jpg|thumb|right|The Miscreants was an ancient order dating over a thousand years. In this lost scene from the Bayeux Tapestry, Christian's ancestor Geoffrey Weston the Feeble Minded notes that he has been fooled by the "Man donning the Pickled Cucumber Suit."]]

*[[Clyde Cash]]
*[[Arjen Van Dierten]] (RIP)
*[[Blanca]]
*[[Emily]]
*[[Bryan Bash]]
*[[Jack Thaddeus]]
*[[Liquid Chris]]
*[[Lordsillynipples]]
*[[Man in the Pickle Suit]]
*[[Officer Nasty]] (RIP)
*[[Kimmi]]
*[[PandaHalo]] (MIA)
*[[Sarah May]]
*[[Scampers Chandler]]
*[[Vivian Gee]]
*[[Yawning Squirtle]]

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Category:Clyde Cash Saga

2011-01-11T01:49:43Z

MachPunch:

I WILL STRANGLE THAT [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH]]!

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Clyde Cash

2011-01-11T01:49:25Z

MachPunch:

[[Image:TheRealClydeCash.jpg|thumb|left|The real Clyde Cash, [[Secret Weapon|according to Chris]].]]
[[Image:ChrisVSClyde.JPG|thumb|Artist's interpretation of this epic struggle.]]
[[Image:325504 - Chris-chan clyde cash.jpg|thumb|[[Homos|STRAIGHT]] ANGER]]

{{quote|Yer butt's gonna be in trouble|[[Barbara Chandler]] on Clyde Cash<ref>[[Hooker incident#Aftermath|The Hooker Incident]]</ref>}}
{{quote|I'LL STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!|[[Chris]] on Clyde Cash<ref>[[CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009]]</ref>}}

'''Clyde Cash''' (alias '''Gregg Mays''' - that's [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009|Gregg with three G's]]) ([[America|4 July]] [[1976]]<ref>[[:File:ClydesDriverlicense.jpg]]</ref>) is leader of [[The Miscreants]] and the most notorious of [[Chris]]'s [[troll]]s.

In Chris's revised [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page, Clyde is referred to as a "Starscream troll". This is a reference to the ''[[Transformers]]'' character [[Wikipedia:Starscream|Starscream]], who would often switch sides or plot to overthrow [[Wikipedia:Megatron|Megatron]] behind the scenes. Chris says this [[Chris and Reality|because he believes]] Clyde allegedly killed [[BlueSpike]].<ref>[[Mumble 12]]</ref>

==Origins==
For the longest time, Clyde had no problems with Chris. Although he disapproved of some of the content, he was pleased to see the joy the franchise had brought his brother Ryan. Every night before bed, Clyde would read Ryan the latest ''[[Sonichu]]'' adventure until Ryan had dozed off to sleep (usually with the first three pages).

This changed when Chris announced, in his usual knee-jerk fashion, that he was going to stop drawing ''Sonichu'' [[comic]]s. Clyde tried comforting the upset Ryan to no avail. One night in mid-[[December 2008]],<ref>[[IRC (18 December 2008)]]</ref> Clyde entered Ryan's bedroom, intending to share a tray of freshly baked gingerbread men, only to find the lifeless form of his brother swinging from a light fixture. The dark silhouette of his body threw ghostly shadows across the room.

On the desk Clyde found a note - apparently the pain of not knowing whether [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] would be released from the [[Dark Mirror Hole]] was too much for the young Ryan to bear. Clyde screamed, but no sounds would come out. Collapsing to the floor, he swore undying revenge on Christian Weston Chandler.
{{clear}}

==The torment begins==
[[Image:ClydesDriverlicense.jpg|thumb|left|[[Virginia]]: [[Virginia is for Virgins|No longer for virgins]].]]
[[Image:Clydecashandannamclerran.jpg|thumb|Clyde Cash turns [[Anna McLerran|ladies]] [[Homos|straight]].]]
Clyde's first act was to rape Chris's [[sweetheart]] [[PandaHalo]]<ref>[[IRC (21 January 2009)]]</ref>, but it did absolutely nothing to Chris as he simply moved onto the next [[gal-pal]].

Then, Clyde [[Gregg Mays E-mails|posed as Gregg Mays]] (a web designer working for [[Nintendo]]) to gain access to [[Sonichu.net]]. Holding the site for ransom, he told Chris to make [[It's UGH!|a video proclaiming he was gay]]. He then told him to make a [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|video declaring his straightness]]. Eventually, Chris regained access to the site. Striking again, Clyde worked with a [[troll]] and got rid of the domain. Chris, being resilient, bought Sonichu.info. With the help of PandaHalo, Clyde managed to gain access again.

It was around this time that [[Takashi Tezuka]] and [[Jay Z]] were doing their ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' game project. Clyde then decided to make things more interesting and posed as [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] to destroy any chance of the project. Teaming up with [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]], they created the [[Miyamoto Saga]].

[[Julie]] set up a [[Mumble]] chat in which Chris could communicate with [[Trolls|TRUE and HONEST ''Sonichu'' fans]]. Clyde stalked Julie while infiltrating these chats to confront Chris. He began throwing demands to Chris such as [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009|cleaning his room]]. Chris at the same time also bought SonichuandRosechu.com. Clyde got access yet again, this time with the help of Julie. In the end, it was revealed that Julie was a thirteen-year-old boy and that Clyde had staged the whole thing.<ref>[[Julie Reveals Herself]]</ref>

After that, he sent out his trusted [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Hebrew friend]] to scout out Chris's whereabouts. The MIPS turned [[Robert Simmons V]] into a troll and infiltrated [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]].<ref>[[Church Audio]]</ref> He then stole Chris's one and only date, [[Emily]].<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>

When [[Ivy]] came along, he decided to continually harass her and despite Chris making a few threats, Ivy eventually gave in and killed herself.<ref>[[CWC "Boyfriend"]]</ref>

Oh, and Clyde also hacked into the [[PSN]] a few times, but then [[Jack Thaddeus]] did him one better...<ref>[[Chris humps his PS3]]</ref>

And to think all this was done due to Chris not caring about one fan's tragic suicide.

On 22 [[May 2009]], the death of Clyde Cash, by a shotgun wound to the head, was reported by [[The Miscreants]]. The incident was deemed suicide, although some suspected a foul play.

==In the comic==
[[File:Cly.jpg|thumb|left|"Cly" in [[Sonichu Special 1|''Sonichu Special'' #1]].]]
[[Image:ClydeJackGay.JPG|thumb|Artist's depiction of Clyde and Jack's final moments.]]

In the [[comic]], Cly(de) is a villain working for [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Apart from capturing [[Ivy]] and getting into a fight with Chris, he initially only appeared on [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]], officially [[Sonichu Special 1|''Sonichu Special'' #1]]. Not much is known about Clyde, other than he lives in a mansion and owns a pickle gun and "slander ray."

He made his first appearance in the comic proper [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] as the 4[[-cent_garbage.com]] building is collapsing. When [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] escapes, he condemns Clyde and [[Jack Thaddeus]] for being [[homo]] trolls. When [[Beel]] escapes, he too condemns the two for their actions, saying that being homo trolls that are "slandering and tarnishing a innocent man's good name" is just as evil as being an assistant for Adolf Hitler. With no option left, Clyde and Jack jump into the 66+6-story elevator shaft to their deaths.

== Currently ==
[[Image:GaySpiderMan.jpg|thumb|Clyde Cash and his buddy [[Jack Thaddeus|Jack]].]]
[[File:ClydeandLovelyweather.jpg|left|thumb|Clyde with [[The Wallflower]].]]
[[File:Chriscash.jpg|thumb|Chris's bizarre attempt to [[100 2267|impersonate Clyde]].]]
After Clyde faked his death for reasons unknown, he came back with a vengeance. Chris is not very pleased.

In late [[2009]], when not battling [[Liquid Chris]] for the hand of [[Kacey]], Chris spent his time trying to convince Clyde Cash, alias Gregg Mays (or "Gregg Mays, alias Clyde Cash," depending on which name he remembers first) to face him in one on one battle. Chris has recorded several feats of strength through a combination of Kacey trying to get him to get into [[obesity|shape]] and a desire to frighten Clyde with his [[Chris and Health|bulging muscles]].

Chris had also a picture to blackmail Clyde, but ultimately nothing came of it other than a series of videos where Chris tries to torture Clyde.<ref>[[ClydeGoingOnGregg1]], [[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!]], [[Clyde is Weaker than Water]], [[Getting Foam Ed]], [[Twin Falling Towers]], [[It will never end]], [[Apology for 9/11 Joke]]</ref> Clyde scoffed at [[No More Jokes|the final video]].

However, because of the negative reaction to [[Sonichu Special 4|''Sonichu Special'' #4]], Chris, in the [[CWCipedia]] mailbag, made clear that he would only sit and talk cooperatively with Clyde to get him to stop harassing him.{{cite}}

Eventually, Chris decided to revisit his old nemesis in [[2010]], believing he was the reason why he lost the heart of "[The Wallflower]]". In it, he is shown fighting Clyde, then pulling a [[knife]] and [[Don't Mess With Me|slitting Clyde's throat]] as a [[Death threats|warning]] to all [[trolls]].

In another well-thought counter-trolling plan, Christian unsuccessfully [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|attempted to scam Clyde]] into paying Chris $9,001 for destroying his own [[PS3]]. This almost fail-proof scheme was however foiled thanks to [[Surfshack Tito]]'s vigilance.

==Fan videos==
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| name = Chris-chan Loves Clyde Cash
| video = {{#ev:youtube|73jIxs5yQLg}}
| Stardate = 17 [[April 2009]]
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/CWCvillelulz CWCvillelulz]
| Subject =
| Video Type =
| Other Info = It's a love/hate relationship.
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| name = Chris-Chan KILLED Clyde Cash (Never-Before-Seen Footage)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|FiTVga0G8Ws}}
| Stardate = 7 [[June 2009]]
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/TheClydeCash TheClydeCash]
| Subject =
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| Other Info =
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| name = Particle-chan
| video = {{#ev:youtube|NrhdImejktI}}
| Stardate = 1 [[July 2009]]
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/PodMonkeyCWC PodMonkeyCWC]
| Subject =
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Shit Was So Cash!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|32XiZC2yG1Y}}
| Stardate = 25 [[April 2010]]
| Maker = Psycatalyst
| Subject =
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
}}
}}
==See also==
{{Fan art}}
*[[A CWC Audition]]
*[[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise]]
==Sauces==
<references />
==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheGreggMays Gregg's YouTube account]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?jmmyzlznhfa Post-date Conversations] - The part with Clyde begins at about 4:35.
*[http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1263141624839RA18 An International Tribute to Teh Graet Clyde Cash.]
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2011-01-11T01:48:42Z

MachPunch:

Videos from the [[Clyde Cash]] saga.

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Ryan Cash

2011-01-11T01:47:25Z

MachPunch:

[[Image:Ryancash.jpg|thumb|Ryan Cash after finding out that ''Sonichu'' would no longer continue]]
[[Image:Ryan memorial.PNG|thumb|This is how Chris honors the dead.]]
{{quote|Dear [[Clyde Cash|family]] and friends, this is my final message to you, i am going to kill myself after my hero, christian weston chandler let me down. [[Sonichu]] was my hero and without anymore [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]] i will never be able to aspire to be just like him. i hate christian for deciding to not make any more comics and being lazy! all he does is play his stupid [[video game]] and [[Ego|not care about anything but himself]]! He's such a [[jerk]]! GOOD BYE FOREVER I HOPE TO SEE YOU IN HELL CHRIS. Ryan Cash.|Ryan's suicide note}}
'''Ryan Cash''' (11 September [[1990s#1996|1996]] - December [[2008]]) was a devoted ''[[Sonichu (comic)| Sonichu]]'' fan who committed suicide when [[Chris]] announced there would be no comics released in protest of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page. As a result, his older brother, [[Clyde Cash]], launched a mission to avenge his death, but he himself committed suicide due to Chris's rampantly objectionable behavior to others. Ryan was truly an hero. GOOD NIGHT SWEET PRINCE, YOUR [sic] IN HEAVEN NOW!

{{quote|yeah, don't remind me of Ryan; suicide over my brief moment proclimation of stopping Sonichu in response to the hate; it hurt me emotionally. That was worse than [[Chris|that child]] locking himself [[Homos|in the closet]] after watching Optimus Prime die in the Original [[Transformers]] Movie.|Chris, [[IRC (28 December 2008)|28 December 2008]]}}

When notified that his actions directly led to the self-inflicted death of an innocent [[BlueSpike|12-year-old boy]], Chris was entirely devoid of [[Chris and remorse|remorse]], instead expressing his fascination in the fact that he had the power to cause somebody to do this. He also completely lacked compassion and pity, suggesting that Clyde and his family "move on" and "try to be happy in the future" as well as comparing Ryan's death to [[Patti|his dog's]].

In the [[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|comic]] following the tragedy, Ryan was given a passing mention, and Chris immediately returned to his [[Love Quest]] to get some [[china]]. This is yet another example of Chris's blatant narcissism.
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==See also==
*[[IRC (18 December 2008)]] - first mention of Ryan's death
*[[IRC (22 December 2008)]]
*[[CWC Update 28 December 2008]]
*[[IRC (02 January 2009)]]
*[[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash]]
*[[Chris and death]]

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Kathleen

2011-01-11T01:46:53Z

MachPunch:

Certain that [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] was the creator of the [[Christian Weston Chandler]] page on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], Chris soon convinced himself that Jason was the mastermind of all his woes on the [[Internet]]. Obsessed with this new enemy, Chris began an exhaustive investigation, and came to the conclusion that when Jason was 20 years old, he had a girlfriend named '''Kathleen Nicole Wallace''', and she was only 17 years old at the time. Chris began announcing this wherever he could, essentially accusing Howell of committing statutory [[rape]]. Chris's charge, of course, assumes that Jason and Kathleen had sexual intercourse during this period, in a state where the age of consent is 18.

Quite conceivable, but let's face it, Chris is the same guy who thinks he can [[Semen|recycle]] his own [[Comeuppance|spooge]] by [[Fapcup|drinking it]]. It's difficult to put much stock in anything he says, even when it's plausible. He also doesn't think there is a world outside of [[Virginia]], so the concept that different states have different laws probably eludes him.

If, indeed, they were having sex and Kathleen was legally underage, the difference is small enough that most people would find no problem with it. But given Chris's views on [[Pedofork|"those dumb laws"]], it seems that he is more concerned with whether a thing is legal or not than whether it is socially acceptable. Remember, all that stops him from looking for [[Attraction sign|14-[his current age]]] girls is a dumb law.

Nonetheless, Chris pressed the issue by e-mailing Kathleen to inform her of his grudge against Jason.

{{quotebox|Hello, Kat, I am Christian Chandler

[[Chris and his ego|You may or may not know me]] (depending on how often you're on the internet, and if you've found me by reference or search), but I have something to tell you about your "cuddle-butt", Jason. He has been playing a Major Cog in the Slander Factory known as [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], and among all the innocent victims that the website has vandalized beyond the worst embarrassment known to mankind within their grasp, your [[Troll|bully]] of a boyfriend is the Original Author of the "Chris-chan" page that was put up there for the [[lulz|"LULZ"]], "Laughs Under Lucricities". Which I don't have to tell you is not only mean and cruel, the page is HORRIBLE.

Against me, that page has broken the closest thing I've had to a relationship with [[Megan Schroeder]], who I've finally had at her first time of saying with feeling, "I Love You" to me, then she found [[Rule 34|that page]] and she broke up with me. [[Heart level|It broke my heart]].

Also, the chaos from the page broke up the buddy friendship between me and my buddy, [[Joshua Martinez]], who attended [[James Madison University|Special Ed]] classes with me during our childhood.

And after the first time I found that page myself, I went into a spiral of [[Virgin with rage|rage]] against that machine, that with the break-ups and chaos, I became depressed and went into a forced-by-personal-emotions hiatus.

There are numerous other chaotic happenings that raged from the ED page, but I can't remember them all.

Anyway, the point is, if it wasn't for your "Bully Next Door", I would not have to have had to endure the [[stress]], [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|emotional pains]], [[Blanca|break-ups]], [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008|self-torments]], etcetera, etcetera, etcetera!!!

Who knows what he may have in mind against you in relation. While he may have started with me, or possibly any one or more of the victims on Encyclopedia Dramatica, who knows when he will do something similarly [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|evil or worse]] against you.

Oh, BTW, in other states, it IS [[Chris and the Law|illegal]] for his 20-year old [[Pedofork|self]] to be Dating 17-year old [[Zapina Rosechu|you]].

My apologies for informing you and possibly causing emotional stress and rage, but I felt it was my duty to inform you before it was too late.

Peae,

Christian Weston Chandler."}}

Eventually, Chris would later discover that [[Joshua Martinez]] was trolling Chris all by himself. Megan severed ties with Chris over content on ED, but it was pictures of Megan that Chris himself uploaded to the site. Nonetheless, it appears that Chris schemed to take revenge by sabotaging Jason's relationship the same way he deluded himself into thinking Jason turned Megan against him.

Continuing his smear campaign against Jason, Chris depicted both him and Kathleen as villains in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]. Kathleen was dubbed "Jason's Woman Slave", and drawn with a strange BDSM costume (in [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|recent edits]] she is referred to instead as simply "Jason's Accomplice", bondage gear still intact). The pair would return in [[Sonichu 8|the following issue]], where Kathleen stood by and dispassionately witnessed Jason's confrontation with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]].

Like all of the characters Chris bases off real-life people and events, his embellishments say more about himself than the target of his "satire" Refusing to believe that a minor would willingly engage in an "illegal" relationship with a "bully", so Chris depicts her as a slave, apparently forced to endure Jason's odious presence. Ironically, "Woman Slave" pretty much describes Chris's ideal [[Sweetheart]], since he expects his hypothetical girlfriend to own a home, be the breadwinner, and do the housework while he sits around playing video games and watching cartoons.

Perhaps fearing legal retribution for using their real names in his comic, Chris has since edited the pages of ''Sonichu'' #7 and #8 to use only their first names. Their full names persisted on [[Sonichuandrosechu.com]] until its death, where Chris announces that "Jason Kendrick Howell and Kathleen Nicole Wallace will only be reffered to by ther FIRST NAMES ALONE." [[Honor roll]], my ass.

At one point, Jason had broken up with Kathleen but they have since gotten back together and broke up again.

When Jason joined [[Vivian]] by providing his own voice for the [[Audiobooks]], he also made several episodes of commentary for the [[Official Videobooks]], where he confirmed that he and Kathleen had been broken up by the time of the comic's release. He also said that Kathleen never actually received the above letter, and that she was entirely unaware that Chris had even drawn her into the comic in the first place. In all likelihood, though, she's likely to be more upset at the autistic man-child drawing her in bondage gear than at her ex for picking on a guy on the Internet.

==See also:==
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*[[Jason Kendrick Howell]]
*[[4-cent_garbage.com]]
*[[Zapina]]
*[[Facebook messages|Chris's Facebook messages]], which show Chris himself [[Pedofork|pursuing a 17-year-cute girl]]

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Sonichu 8

2011-01-11T01:46:06Z

MachPunch:

{{Infobox/Comic
| titleandissue = Sonichu #8
| cover = [[Image:Sonichu8.jpg|150px]]
| coverdate = 20 August 2008
| finishedcomic = 1 January 2009
| pagecount = 101
| episodes = 17-18
| sub-episodes = 3
| previous = [[Sonichu 7|Sonichu #7]]
| next = [[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]]
}}{{Honest}} 

'''''Sonichu'' #8''' is the ninth comic in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic series]]. Based on the cover, this was originally planned as a [[Rosechu]] Spring Break special, featuring both [[Blanca Weiss]] and her character [[Jiggliami]] as introduced in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]. However, by August [[2008]], Chris's focus was entirely on the [[trolls]], and that greatly altered the shape of this issue.

Chris unveiled Episode 17 in September [[2008]] without having first completed the entire issue, in a break from the established tradition. Rather than featuring a Spring Break story, Episode 17 presents a story of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] fucking until they discover ''slanderous mislabelings'' on a website called [[4-cent_garbage.com]], whereupon [[Rosechu]] poses for nude photos of herself to prove that she doesn't have a penis. When Sonichu and Rosechu visit the 4-cent_garbage.com headquarters to confront the trolls, they are accosted by uncounted lurid images before meeting the wicked [[Jason Kendrick Howell]]. Howell refuses their demands and kicks Sonichu's ass easily; then Rosechu strips nude for the third time and shoves her cunt in Howell's face. The purpose of this story is unclear beyond Chris's need to express his incomprehensible feelings about the world around him.

In the end, the long-awaited Spring Break story would appear as Episode 18, although it would not be completed for several more months following [[Blanca]]'s betrayal of Chris, his subsequent depression, and the massive distraction provided by playing ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''. Chris would not return to work on the comic until he was told of a boy named [[Ryan Cash]] who, despairing of ever seeing his beloved ''Sonichu'' comics again, committed suicide. Ryan's tragic story, and the sadness of his mourning brother [[Clyde Cash]], prompted Chris to redouble his efforts, and Rosechu finally got to go on Spring Break in the dead of winter. (Fun fact: Chris has never gone on Spring Break, has no interest in any of the activities that go on during Spring Break (with the exception of sex), and will never actually know what it's like.)

''Sonichu'' #8 proved to be highly controversial, primarily due to the hardcore sex scenes between Sonichu and Rosechu, who had previously been described as being 16 and 15, respectively. Chris rushed to include scenes in this issue that would firmly establish both characters as being of legal age to avoid accusations of child pornography.

==Development==
A few months prior to episode 18, several plot points were leaked in [[Chris Sex Logs|audio conversations]] Chris had with his then-sweetheart.
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==Public Service Announcement==
Before the prologue, Chris has a disclaimer where [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] explain the morals of safe sex education. A horrifying sex scene was cut out.

[[Image:DatingEducation.jpg|right|thumb|The disclaimer, as it appeared originally.]]
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==Episode 17: "Rage Against the Garbage"==
===Prologue===
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The story opens with random proclamations from Chris:

*Sonichu turned 19 on March 17, [[2007]].
*Rosechu turned 18 on December 22, [[2006]].
*As of November 3, 2007, the pair have been living in a house in the suburbs of [[CWCville]]. The house has been fully paid for with [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayer dollars]] (although new Mayor [[BILLY MAYS]] may revise this item in the CWCville budget to fund smoking and drinking laws.).

Worth noting is that Sonichu and Rosechu's house is yellow and pink, just like its occupants.

Inside, Sonichu shows off his bare ass to the reader, while Rosechu emerges from the bathroom in pink lingerie. The pair engage in disgusting pre-coital banter, which may even be post-coital, since Rosechu suggests they just got done showering together. We also learn that Sonichu has a seven-inch (18 cm) cock, and requires "double-extra length" condoms for safe sex.

The two filthy, subhuman monsters engage in what they call "Missionary Cowgirl", apparently unaware that these are two completely different sexual positions. Sonichu responds by saying, "I think I can hotshot. Insert rod 'A' into slot 'B'." (The slot line is [[Things Chris has ripped off|borrowed]] from an episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.)

In an illusory moment of mercy, Chris interrupts the action to discuss the nature of Sonichu and Rosechu's reproductive organs. In fact, the reader is subjected to a new kind of horror, as Chris clumsily attempts to explain how naked cartoon characters can have tits and balls. For the most part, Sonichu/Rosechu biology is a sick parody of human anatomy, with the following key distinctions:

*A Rosechu's vagina or "[[china]]" is normally hidden from view by some hideous flap of skin, which recedes during urination, sexual arousal, or a "[[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|psych-up]]" attack.
*[[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] nipples appear only when aroused, "for sensual massage". This would mean that Rosechus can only nurse their young when horny.
*Rosechus possess a "V-shaped pouch" behind their vaginal opening, which apparently serves the same function as a human uterus.
*A [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]]'s penis and testicles reside entirely within its abdominal cavity. While the testicles are permanently contained behind a "bone-like structure" for protection, the penis can emerge for urination or intercourse when the Sonichu leans forward, causing the erect penis to "slide out" purely by gravitational force. This presumably means Sonichu must be erect in order to urinate.
*Sex may be painful for Rosechu the first time, even causing her to bleed from her hymen, but it soon begins to feel like "a sensual massage."
*Sexually transmitted diseases are unheard of in the Sonichu/Rosechu population, which makes sense, given that there's fewer than twenty of the little freaks, and most of them were created abiogenetically.
*If impregnated, the resulting zygote is gestated within the mother Rosechu for "a few months," after which the Rosechu deposits an egg outside of her body, and must keep it warm until the infant [[Sonee]] or [[Rosey]] hatches. This reveals that all Rosechus are [[Wikipedia:monotremes|monotremes]] (egg-laying mammals).
Chris also declares that "most" STIs can be treated and removed, although it is unclear if he is referring to human STIs or bug-eyed furfag STIs. He refers the readers to local libraries and the internet for more information, and then returns to the hideous yiffing scene in the Sonichu household.

Chris treats the readers to a cock-eye view of Sonichu's penis falling out of his pelvis. As they 69 each other, Rosechu emits disgusting blue fumes from her ungodly orifice, which Sonichu appears to savor. Sonichu finally penetrates Rosechu with his sickening yellow member, and Chris depicts numerous scenes of past intercourse between the two wretched creatures. Grasping Rosechu's tail, Sonichu pounds away at Rosechu's gaping hole, until the two finally reach orgasm simultaneously.
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===Rage Against the Garbage===
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[[Image:Chris and Rule 34.jpg|thumb|300px|right|"[[Chris and art|They look so life-like.]]"]]
[[Image:Rosechustrips1.png|thumb]]
[[Image:Bigboss.JPG|thumb|200px|right|"What a show!"]]
Twelve hours later, Sonichu seeks out even more putrid beast-sex from his sow, but Rosechu is too engrossed in her discovery of a website called [[4-cent_garbage.com]], which slanders the good names of not only Sonichu and Rosechu, but their father [[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|Christian Weston Chandler]] as well. Rosechu shows Sonichu various drawings of them and their friends (in fact, the [[Rule 34]] images Chris himself uploaded to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]), and Sonichu mistakes them for photographs.

Rosechu goes on to show him the "apex" of the site, referring to numerous drawings of herself with male genitalia. Overcome with nausea, Sonichu vomits. Unable to distinguish fantasy from reality, Sonichu insists that Rosechu is female, and cites her photoshoot in ''PokéBoy'' magazine as proof of her gender. Thinking that the dickgirl pictures were created by mistake rather than malice, Sonichu suggests they "prove" Rosechu's womanhood to 4-cent_garbage.com's staff in person. He nearly faints with weakness, and Rosechu puts him to bed to sleep off the trauma of seeing cartoon penises on the internet.

Incensed, Rosechu decides to retaliate by producing her own amateur photoshoot and uploading it to [[4-cent_garbage.com]] to balance out the dickgirl artwork. Her efforts are fruitless, however, as even more Rosechu-with-penis drawings are uploaded all the time. Rosechu decides to consult [[Bubbles]] and [[Angelica]] for help.

At 1:45 that afternoon, Sonichu, Rosechu, and [[Wild Sonichu]] are teleported to the 4-cent_garbage.com Building in Clarksville, Tennessee, courtesy of [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]]. While Rosechu seeks to confront the [[Jason Kendrick Howell|head of the company]] and protest the website, Wild has been tasked with locating one of the [[Sonichu Balls]], which Magi-Chan detected inside (likely in some feeble attempt to tie this story into the overall plot). While Sonichu contacted the mysterious head of the company to make their appointment, the only name given was "Jason." In a pathetic attempt at subtlety, Chris depicts [[Thurston Howell III]] and his wife walking down the street to hint at Jason's full name.

For no reason whatsoever, Wild expounds upon his childhood, telling some shitty story about how his father, a [[Scyther]], was captured by poachers in the jungle. He makes clear that he intends to avenge his father's death, even though he hasn't done a damn thing about it since the comic started. Wild turns invisible (a skill he learned from a passing Porygon), and slips into the building.

Sonichu and Rosechu enter through the main door, and find a [[Beel|demonic receptionist]] in the hellish atrium of the building. He rudely directs Sonichu to the seventy-second floor (66+6). In the elevator, Sonichu angrily whines about the receptionist, until Rosechu reminds him of the [[story of Joseph]], and its moral of forgiveness.

As Sonichu and his pink cum-dumpster ascend the building in the elevator, they stop occasionally to check out the [[4-cent_garbage#The_elevator_gags|strange things happening on various other floors]]. Why Sonichu and Rosechu would stop at each floor to look at whatever's going on is never explained, but they clearly react to whatever they see, meaning that they must have pressed all the buttons on the elevator controls for no good reason. Much of the material featured in these pages were images lifted directly from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], whether Chris understood their context or not.

On the thirty-sixth floor, Wild finds a Sonichu ball in an empty room. Holding both of his Balls somehow prevents Wild from using his invisibility power, or contacting [[Magi-Chan]] for extraction. Wild is left with no choice but to sneak out of the building on his own, which really isn't that big a deal, seeing as there are only three people in the whole place anyway.

On the seventy-second floor, Sonichu and Rosechu confront Jason, who introduces himself as a 20-year-old [[troll]], and his companion [[Kathleen Nicole Wallace]] as his "minory 17-year old woman," with whom everything he does is "illegal in these 50 states". When he bids the Electric Hedgehogs to state their case, Sonichu delivers a moving speech to convince Jason that the website needlessly drags names through the mud, and that it's morally wrong to troll innocent people. Jason responds by saying that the page will stay up forever.

Enraged, Sonichu attacks Jason, but he is no match for the troll's awesome powers. Rosechu elects to withdraw, preferring to forgive Jason since there is no reasoning with him. The two leave with their arms around each other, and Chris pointlessly interrupts the story to explain how the two crimes against nature can touch each other's spiny backs without injury.

Adding insult to injury, Jason tosses a [[pickle]] at Rosechu, striking her on the back of the head. Pushed to the breaking point, Rosechu crushes the pickle, strips nude, and leaps into the air to attack Jason.

With ferocious roars, Rosechu lands pelvis-first on Jason's head, and wraps her tail and legs around his body, SHOVING his face up her [[China|vagina]]. With sadistic glee, she claws open his head and bites down on the wound, then unleashes a powerful burst of electrical power. Sonichu even says she "had him going." Though dark forces somehow sustain Jason's life, he admits that the attack would have otherwise been fatal. Exhausted, Rosechu gathers her clothes, and leaves with Sonichu. While he is impressed with her display of raw fury, Rosechu is horrified at her primal rage, and makes some mention that she "transformed" into "[[The Incredible Lioness|some monster]]," expressing concern that "this thing" won't overtake her again. If Sonichu were a better comic, this might be interpreted as foreshadowing, but since it's Chris, there is a 99.9% chance that this will never be mentioned again.

Outside, the three Hedgehogs reunite, and [[Magi-Chan]] teleports them back to [[CWCville]].
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===Epilogue===

Later, Rosechu hosts a gathering of other Rosechus to protest [[4-cent_garbage.com]] and uphold [[Women's Rights]] by producing pornographic photoshoots. In addition to [[Bubbles]], [[Angelica]], and [[Lolisa]], the group is joined by [[Simonla Rosechu]], who supplies the backdrops for the shoot and volunteers her services as a model. The group is also joined by [[Zapina Rosechu]], a fourteen-year-old loli who desperately wants to [[pedofork|"volunteer her services of cuteness"]] to the project and join in the strippin' fun. Citing "the dumb laws<ref>While many argue that Chris is referring to "dumb laws" against child pornography, it is plausible he's referring to "dumb" child labor laws which would prohibit Zapina from participating in setting up lights, cameras, etc. for the photo shoot. In any case, Chris thinks it's "dumb" that a fourteen-year-old can't work, sexually or otherwise.</ref>", Rosechu refuses her help, but Lolisa offers to supervise Zapina as she uses the light from her mutant ass to illuminate the photoshoot.
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==Episode 18:"Spring Break, 2008!"==
===Prologue===
{{Resources
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[[Image:LikeFatherLikeSon.jpg|thumb|right|Sonichu squeezes and kisses Rosechu and leaves her feeling [[Megan|extremely uncomfortable]]. Like [[Christian Weston Chandler|father]], like son!]]
Apparently ''still'' concerned that someone will accuse him of being a [[Pedofork]], Chris establishes ''yet again'' that his characters are of legal age, this time by actually showing the birthday parties held for most of the main cast since Episode 17. Rosechu turns 19 on December 22, 2007. The [[Chaotic Combo]] turn 19 on February 2, 2008. Sonichu turns 20 on March 17, 2008.

Finally, [[Black Sonichu]] celebrates his birthday in a private get-together with [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. Blake disputes that he even has a birthday, since he was cloned from Sonichu's [[Semen|DNA]] (and thus not born of a Rosechu's uterus, which is stupid because every other Soni/Rosechu were just shat out of a rainbow anyway). Bubbles, however, insists that he is a 20-year-old "starting straight with a 2-year old body". Bubbles asks Blake what he wished for and he says "It's already come true", where Chris is either butchering the classic teen film "Sixteen Candles" or the Family Guy parody of it. The two kiss, and Black Sonichu agrees to rendezvous with Bubbles at the CWCville Spring Break Concert on March 22.

Chris introduces Spring Break by ripping off a gag from a ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode, wherein Meg Griffin tries to ignore Spring Break by flipping channels, only to find that every station is covering Spring Break, including the news. Chris repeats the joke almost verbatim, except he [[fail]]s to include anyone actually watching the television, thus undermining the premise. The scene is best remembered for the appearance of ''[[Excel-Saga|FQX]]'' newswoman Greta Squall, a hideously deformed woman with club-like arms and scars on her face which look like the numeral "2".
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===Spring Break, 2008!===
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The story proper opens with [[KCWC]] DJs [[Jamsta Sonichu]] and [[Lolisa Rosechu]] covering the event.

{{quote|We have a lot of great events and giveaways goin' on here today. Thank our mayor, Mr. [[Christian Weston Chandler]] that [[CWCville]] is a clean city; nobody has to go home drunk or somkey! We've got coolers and kegs full of our famously delicious [[CWC-Cola]], Diet CWC-Cola, Lemonade, Grape and Orange Soda, compliments of our local CWC-Cola Bottling Company, founded and opened proudly in 1985; three years after CWCville was founded by our mayor's father, [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]] You can enter to win a 40-inch Sony HD-TV from Cwick-Circuit City, or drive home in a shiny new '08 Chevy Camaro Concept. Also tonight, our rising star, [[Jiggliami]] will be singing her debut single, "War of Love" on the concert stage here at CWCville Beach. So stay tuned to CWCville, [[Virginia]]'s number 1 radio station for all this and a lot more!|Jamsta Sonichu, desperately craving nicotine and liquor}}

Almost immediately, Lolisa excuses herself to take a swim.

On the stage, Jiggliami and [[Blanca]] eagerly await their performance. As in their appearance in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], both of them babble incoherently about their music. Blanca maintains that she will wait for Chris to return from the time void — ironic, since Blanca had betrayed Chris long before this episode was uploaded to the internet.

On the beach, the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] enjoy themselves. Like Franklin from [[Wikipedia:Peanuts|''Peanuts'']], characters with suntans are depicted with vertical lines for shading. When Chris does it, though, it just looks like the characters are shaking uncontrollably, teleporting, or just soaked with [[comeuppance|jizz]]. While Sonichu heads off to surf, the Rosechus lie on the beach.

For no good reason, Bubbles explains that she has no need for sunscreen, because she is incapable of tanning and impervious to sunburn. This has something to do with her being a Water-type Pokémon, her body being composed of 90% water (which would be rather unstable in the first place), and her fur being capable of adapting itself to her surroundings. This would beg the question of how ''any'' Electric Hedgehog Pokémon can tan, being covered with fur as they are. Of course, in reality [[Honor roll|water does not have that effect on the ability to tan at all]].

The Rosechus notice a mysterious black Rosechu, and later catch up with [[Megagi]] and [[Bionic the Hedgehog]]. [[Sarah Jackson]] and [[PandaHalo]] make a cameo appearance as well.

Bubbles's sunbathing is interrupted when Magi-Chan contacts her to collect a Sonichu Ball from the ocean. Before she can get up to find the ball, Black Sonichu kicks sand on the girls. Rosechu threatens to attack him, but Bubbles offers to do it herself, and pretends to force Black Sonichu away from the others. While she and Blake seem determined to hide their relationship, Rosechu and Angelica secretly know the truth, and laugh at the transparency of Bubbles's ruse.

Chris incorporates a drawing of Sonichu surfing by PandaHalo, yet he manages to dick up the continuity by drawing in different colored water around the edges of the picture. Also, Sonichu wasn't wearing his shoes earlier, but Panda's drawing shows him wearing shoes.

Elsewhere on the beach, Bubbles tells Blake of her mission to find the Sonichu Ball, and they agree to meet at Pier 969 later for disgusting sex. Little do they know that the black Rosechu from before has eavesdropped on their conversation. As she transforms into a duplicate of Bubbles, Chris introduces her as [[Silvana Rosechu]] and explains that hers was the ''sixth'' egg that emerged from the [[Rainbow]] along with the five eggs that became the Chaotic Combo. Silvana's egg wound up on the Earth's moon, where [[Count Graduon]] somehow made telepathic contact with her in [[1980s#1989|1989]]. As Mewtwo mentored the infant Magi-Chan Sonichu, so did Graduon raise Silvana. In addition to training her in the ways of evil, Graduon "upgraded" Silvana to have both male and female genitalia, and enabled her to change her shape.

In the Atlantic Ocean, Bubbles searches for the Sonichu Ball, passing by fan-favorite character [[Yawning Squirtle]], among other crappily drawn Pokémon who sing the song "Under the Sea" from ''[[Things_Chris_has_ripped_off|The Little Mermaid]]'', yet another thing Chris has ripped off.

The Ball is claimed to be 5 miles (8 km) out to sea and 2,000-5,000 fathoms (2.3 - 5.7 mi / 3,700 - 9,100 meters) below the surface, which is impossibly deep for Bubbles to dive (the deepest point of the ocean is 6.8 mi / 10,900 meters). It's likely that Chris used "fathom" (6 feet / 183 cm) as a measurement of depth without bothering to find out how big a fathom was.

Meanwhile, Black Sonichu buys condoms in anticipation of the nasty, dirty animal sex he intends to share with his revolting mate. Silvana, posing as Bubbles, meets him, and convinces him not to wear a condom. Blake agrees, never suspecting Silvana's power to ejaculate a "paralyzing sleep solution" during intercourse. At Pier 969, Blake humps the foul creature, never suspecting that cock is ramming up against Silvana's own penis, which is perhaps withdrawn inside hir vagina. Blake passes out from the effects of Silvana's cum, and she teleports him to a closet in the CWCville Beach stage. From there, she returns to Pier 969 disguised as Black Sonichu, and lays the same trap for Bubbles. What she had actually intended to ''do'' after systematically seducing and subduing the various [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|recolors]] is never elaborated upon.

Before Bubbles goes to the pier, she hands off the Sonichu Ball to Angelica to ferry back to [[CWCville Mall]]. As she flies off, [[Punchy]] and Wild discuss their sex lives. Punchy wants to bang Angelica, and Wild seems uncertain what to do about his own loneliness. The two resolve to enroll in a Dating Education course offered at CWCville University, thus setting up the [[Sonichu 9|next shitty issue]].
[[File:BubblesXSilvana.jpg|thumb|Silvana's eventual goal.]]
At Pier 969, Bubbles meets Silvana, but before she can present her hindquarters for vomit-inducing copulation, she receives a telepathic message from Magi-Chan, warning her of the impostor. Why Magi-Chan knows the difference, and why he didn't warn Black Sonichu of the same thing, is left to the reader's imagination. Bubbles is skeptical at first, but Jiggliami calls to inform her that she has discovered Black Sonichu in the stage closet. When Black Sonichu himself warns her of the danger, the stupid bitch finally begins to put two and two together. Bubbles exposes Silvana by asking her to attack her with Black Sonichu's electrical powers. Despite the fact that Transform grants the user the ability to mimic all moves known by the target, Silvana instead opts to use her own psychic attack to simulate Blake's power, but Bubbles knows the difference. Silvana reveals herself, and teleports away before Bubbles can avenge Blake's manhood. Horrified, she returns to Blake's side to comfort him.

That night, Jiggliami finally performs the damned song Chris had been promoting for four months. Chris credits Blanca Weiss for composing the lyrics on August 20, 2008, which contradicts the premise of Jiggliami performing the same song on March 22, 2008. Also, the song, "War of Love", makes no sense whatsoever, and resembles the sort of crap Chris writes all the time.

As an epilogue of sorts, Chris establishes that Blanca found "her boyfriend" and returned to her home state of Kentucky, despite previously establishing that she intended to wait for Chris to return from the time void. Acknowledging his own personal life, Chris briefly discusses the three [[Trolls|women]] he was involved with during the fall of 2008. Chris claims to have been uncertain about which one to pursue, and credits God and Jesus for eliminating two of them by having [[Optimus Prime]] kill [[Sarah Jackson]], and revealing the second to be in alliance with the trolls. Presumably, this is meant to refer to Blanca, even though Chris has depicted her as his girlfriend in this very story. The third woman, [[PandaHalo]], Chris declares to be his True Sweetheart, and the person he would promise his [[sex|first time]] to, although he would abandon her for dead within two months.

In a small note on the last page, Chris acknowledges the suicide of [[Ryan Cash]], and admits a modicum of responsibility for his death.
{{clear}}
==Alternate versions==

When originally uploaded to [[Sonichu.net]], Chris offered multiple versions of the Episode 17, depending on which link the reader selected. These were based upon the ratings system used for television content.

[[Image:TVMA.jpg|48px|left]] '''TV-MA''': The uncut version of the comic. It was quickly unlinked from the site; however, all files still remained available.
{{Clear}}
[[Image:TV14.jpg|48px|left]] '''TV-14''': A censored version of the above comic. Mostly, this is accomplished by Chris putting photographs of bananas over Sonichu's dick, an orange over Rosechu's vagina, and blue stars on her nipples. Other objects are used throughout the issue to conceal nude pictures Chris took from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. These lousy edits can be seen [http://www.mediafire.com/?tt0s91mnmez here]
{{Clear}}
[[Image:TVY7.jpg|48px|left]] '''TV-Y7''': A version which omitted many pages of the original story. Chris appears to have created "Rage Against the Garbage" with these edits in mind, as the TV-Y7 pages are numbered normally, while the pages featuring nudity and sex were lettered (e.g. page 19-A, 19-B, etc.). As the sexual content in the story was gratuitous and pointless in the first place, removing it did little to harm the quality of the work, except that the plot is significantly altered. Since Rosechu's faceraping of Jason had to be removed, the TV-Y7 version implies that Sonichu and Rosechu left peacefully, never to revisit the matter again.

Chris would rearrange the content in the TV-14 version numerous times before finally settling on a single version of the story, with most of the nudity removed and Rosechu's facerape attack left in. The hedgehog porn was reportedly removed at the request of his parents, and Chris would later add a message to his site stating his solemn vow to never again depict his characters engaged in sexual activity. This promise was soon broken when Chris created [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]] and snuck all of the deleted scenes there.

===The uncensored scenes===

By popular demand, here are the uncensored images from ''Sonichu'' #8, including the ones from Episode 17's prologue that now appear on [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Biology CWCipedia's 'Biology' page underneath 'Reproductive Biology of Sonichu and Rosechu']. Enjoy [[mass debating|fapping]] to these, you sick fucks.

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==Links==

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCjgNF0NTwQ Examining Sonichu & Rosechu Audiobook]

==Sauces and Notes==
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{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Sonichu comic book issues]]
[[Category: ED Saga]]

Jason Kendrick Howell

2011-01-11T01:45:15Z

MachPunch:

{{quote|I PRAY TO GOD AND JESUS TO KILL JASON KENDRICK HOWELL|Chris-chan, [[Sonichu Girls]] forum}}

[[Image:Jason Kendrick Howell.jpg|thumb|Jason as he appears in [[Sonichu (comic)|the comic]]]]

'''Jason Kendrick Howell''' is the original creator <ref>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Howellgames]</ref> of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|"Chris-chan" ED page]]. [[Chris]] wanted to call the [[jerkops]] on Howell for allegedly having sex with an [[BlueSpike|underage girl]], [[Kathleen Nicole Wallace]]. (Spoiler: Howell never did have that underage sex.) Howell goes by [[Metal Gear Solid|"Liquid Snake"]] on [[4chan]]'s /v/. [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008|According to Chris]], he is also "the Dork of Ages", a phrase [[ripoffs|stolen]] from ''[[American Dad!]]''<ref>"[[Wikipedia:Dungeons and Wagons|Dungeons and Wagons]]"</ref>

==In real life==
[[File:Jasonhowell1.jpg|thumb|Jason wearing an eyepatch IRL.]]

After Chris discovered the [[ED]] page he had some e-mail correspondence with Jason, from which Chris got Jason's phone number.<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2008#August]]</ref> Chris later used the phone number to find the city which Jason lived in, as well as tracing down his [[MySpace]] page, where he found [[Kathleen Nicole Wallace]] by looking at Jason's friend list. Chris made the assumption that Kathleen was Jason's girlfriend and Jason have had sex with her, which, combined with Kathleen's status as a seventeen-year-old, led to his accusation of Jason having underage sex. Chris also took note of the background image on Jason's MySpace page, and based Jason's appearance in the comic upon that picture.

After Jason's inclusion in [[Sonichu (comic)|the comic]], Chris exchanged some more e-mails with him, but it soon came to a hold. About a year later Chris's [[Sonichu site]] was hacked by [[Clyde Cash]]. Chris, assuming that Jason was behind the deed, responded by calling him and making the infamous "[[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD]]" threat.

Jason eventually joined forces with [[Vivian]], recording his own voice for the [[Audiobooks]]. He also provided commentary for the [[Official Videobooks]], though he didn't so much comment on the videobooks so much as just ramble about the history of Chris with 4chan and ED.

==In ''Sonichu''==
[[Image:Bigboss.JPG|thumb|Jason resembling [[Wikipedia:Big Boss (Metal Gear|Big Boss]] of the [[Metal Gear Solid|''Metal Gear'' series]].]]

Jason appears in ''[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]'' in the episode, "[[Rage]] Against the Garbage", as the episode's primary antagonist. He appears to reside in the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building on the 72nd floor (because 72 is 66+6. Get it? 666. Because he's evil [even though the actual [[Wikipedia:Number of the Beast|number of the Beast]] is 616]).

Jason wears a cloak most of the time, and also has an eyepatch, headband, and brown hair. The eyepatch, headband and hair color sparked some curiosity and confusion amongst the [[trolls]], considering that it was almost a blatant reference to [[Wikipedia:Big Boss (Metal Gear|Big Boss]] of the [[Metal Gear Solid|''Metal Gear'' series]]. Some were worried that Chris had actually played ''MGS'', and was now ripping it off. However, it was revealed later by Jason himself that he actually sent Chris a photograph of himself wearing an eyepatch. (Jason also tried to send Chris the first disc of ''[[Wikipedia:Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence|Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence]]'', but due to Chris's mail paranoia at the time, it was returned to the sender.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LndR1s5jIRQ A Jason Retrospective, Part 3]</ref>)

[[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] confront Jason and [[Kathleen Nicole Wallace]] over the images featured on the website of Rosechu's TRUE and HONEST [[china|genitalia]]. After refusing to take down the website following Sonichu's shitty and meaningless speech, Sonichu attempts to fight Jason, only to have his furry ass kicked by Jason's "dark force" powers. Rosechu (as [[The Incredible Lioness]]) then face-rapes him nearly to death, but the "dark forces" keep him alive.

Later on in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Jason is seen talking with [[Jack Thaddeus]], [[Beel]] and [[Clyde Cash]] on the "66+6" floor. He calls them all Gaywads and flies off with [[Kathleen Nicole Wallace]] at his side to his two-storey house in the suburbs.

In a [[Book10Replacement|video]] released 30 [[October 2010]], Chris presents a revised ending of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], in which he reveals that the couple broke up when Kathleen cheated on him with their secretary, and she later went to maximum security prison for smoking [[Tobacky|pot]], where she shares a cell with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Jason supposedly dies offscreen in a car crash.

==See also==
{{Fan art}}
*[[4-cent_garbage.com]]

==Gallery==
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==Sauces==
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==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKW4XLBYYfs Sonichu! The Audiobook! 4-Cent Garbage Jason Edition!] by [[Vivian Gee]]
*A Jason Retrospective: Jason talks of his part in the trolling. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ISr7Fq7EPY Part 1], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9TtPNnyayY Part 2], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LndR1s5jIRQ Part 3], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG_ySvT2Qg4 Part 4], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umvpa89jZRU Part 5], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN2-41BQvqU Part 6 (5.2)]
*[http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan/JKH_Interview An interview Jason gave on his relation with Chris] on [[ED]]

{{Sonichu}}
{{Trolls}}
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[[Category: ED Saga]]

Category:Megan Saga

2011-01-11T01:44:02Z

MachPunch: Created page with "The epic tragedy of how Chris lost his best gal pal through the fault of everybody except himself. Category: Sagas"

The epic tragedy of how Chris lost his best [[gal pal]] through the fault of everybody except himself.

[[Category: Sagas]]

ShecameforCWC.JPG

2011-01-11T01:42:03Z

MachPunch:

{{quote|And by the way, that is not [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] whose eyes are censored; that is [[Megan]]!|Chris, [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]]}}

[[Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|thumb|"Your sister has cum for me"]]

'''ShecameforCWC.JPG''' is some [[Rule 34]] that [[Chris]] drew as part of a campaign to fight the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] by "replacing negativity with positivity."<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref> Arguably the most controversial of all of Chris's artistic canon, this single image managed to invoke so much drama it ruined the closest relationship with a human being he has ever had - his friendship with [[Megan Schroeder]].

At first, people believed the picture to be of his imaginary twin sister [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal Weston Chandler]], until Chris edited the article to confirm that it was in fact Megan.<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#March 2008|Chris confirms Megan's identity on the 18th March, 2008.]]</ref> He also angrily decried these scurrilous rumors in [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|an Internet video]], shouting that it was Megan. While this is less disturbing than Chris wanting to have an incestuous relation his own fictitious twin sister, it is notably creepy that it is of his only friend with whom he had no romantic or sexual relationship.

==Background==

When Chris first discovered the [[ED]] page, he was disturbed by the number of [[pickles]] on the site. Using his powers of [[autistic]] logic, Chris decided that the best response would be to replace these images with images of things that Chris likes, hence "replacing negativity with positivity."

On 11 November [[2007]], Chris uploaded several new, original images to ED, including ShecameforCWC.JPG. All were varying degrees of horrifying, but ShecameforCWC.JPG proved to be the most controversial, leaving [[trolls]] in total shock.

==Analysis==
[[Image:ShecameforCWCanatomy.JPG|thumb|Anatomy analysis]]

The drawing fails in so many ways that it manages to capture the true essence of fail that is Chris:

*The [[Chris and art|artistic skills]] of an eight-year-old; depth perception and proportion are nonexistent. She looks as flat as the paper upon which she was drawn.
*A complete unfamiliarity with the female anatomy (the [[China|vagina]] is not one long hole and you could never do that sort of thing with a real vagina, looking like that).
*Megan's body lacks all curves whatsoever. Chris should probably start paying better attention to women in porn, as then he would know that girls' waists nip in, thus making the hips appear more pronounced, instead of being straight up and down [[Pedofork|like a little boy]].
*Unfamiliarity with human anatomy in general. Megan's legs seem to start right at the groin while her hips are directly behind them. Her right hand seems to be permanently stuck doing the [[Wikipedia:Vulcan salute|Vulcan salute]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]]''. Also, it looks like neither Chris nor Megan have elbows, joints or even bones for that matter. What is supposed to be her foot looks like a deformed flipper.
*Chris is somehow reaching over his left shoulder with his right hand despite the fact that his elbow remains near his side, creating an effect straight out of [[Wikipedia:M. C. Escher|M. C. Escher]]'s darkest nightmares.
*Megan's right nipple looks at first to be a sixth finger, suggesting that Chris messed up (more than usual) while drawing the hand and decided to turn it into a nipple.
*The [[China|vagina]] in question appears to be either glowing or shooting out a powerful gust of wind. Chris probably meant to convey that Megan was "wet" and/or "[[Masturbating and squirtin'|squirtin']]," but due to his own stupidity he drew her "[[Wikipedia:Female ejaculate|cum]]" around and outside the vagina instead of coming from inside it, leading to the "Glowing Ethereal Cunt of All Ages" effect shown in the picture. Also, pussy juice is not blue.
*Megan's pubic hair, which was probably supposed to be a [[Wikipedia:Landing strip (pubic hair)|landing strip]] (a near-ubiquitous hair cut in porn), in this drawing bears a slight resemblance to [[Wikipedia:Adolf Hitler|Hitler]]'s mustache (coincidentally, Megan had a one-time fetish for German soldiers, which Chris wouldn't realize anyway). It is also quite far up on her body, and looks like some kind of messed-up [[Wikipedia:Abdominal hair|happy trail]] instead of pubic hair.
*Close attention to the parts that interest Chris, namely [[China|genitalia]] and breasts, yet a tiny head he had to squeeze in, most likely because he started with the former and realized "Oh, she needs a face."
*In contrast, Chris pays close attention to his [[Medallion of Fail]], his [[heterochromia]], etc.
*Not only a retarded pun, a reinforcement of Chris's narcissism, that when a woman orgasms, it's for his sake and not her own pleasure (as he titled it "''She''came''For''CWC", emphasis added). Plus, a smug look on his face as he gives a thumbs up while fingering her seals the deal.
*He's wearing his [[Sonichu medallion]] while fingering a woman. He stated that ideally, he'd like to be wearing his medallion for his first time.{{cite}}
*The fact that this is his best and only friend, Megan, and he sees nothing wrong with it other than the fact that it's on the Internet where she can see it.

==Drama==
===With ED===
When Chris first uploaded the image to ED, he captioned it "Your sister has cum for me." Exactly what he meant here is disputed, but it had the unintended effect of leading ED's users to widely conclude that the picture represented ''Chris's'' sister, the fictional character [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]]. (Given the nature of Chris’s artwork, any two females with long brown hair are easily mistaken for each other.)

Over the next few months, the image was removed and replaced a few times over the course of Chris's simmering edit war against ED. It didn’t become a serious hot potato until [[March 2008]], however, when [[Megan]] discovered the picture and learned that it was meant to be a picture of her. (Chris, not realizing that it would probably be better to cut his losses and let the trolls believe that he wanted to screw his imaginary sister, spilled the beans himself.) In between bombarding Megan with apologies via e-mail, he went on a desperate campaign to remove the image from his ED page.

Chris spent most of a week trying to remove the image, trying to delete references to Megan from the article, trying to erase random bits of the article in order to camouflage his real intentions, and otherwise failing to realize that once something goes up on a wiki, you can’t make it come back down. Amazingly, he even tried to replace the image with a [[:File:TomTomCloseup.jpg|cropped version]] which just involved the vagina, as though Megan were only angry about her and Chris's facial features being depicted and would be satisfied if the image just showed his hand disappearing up her radiant quim. ED admins quickly reverted his edits and eventually protected the page once it was obvious that Chris was up to something.

On 18 March, Chris admitted defeat in his own disturbing way, and edited the image’s caption — as well as several other captions around the article — to make it clear that the woman depicted is Megan, not Crystal. Over the next few days, he made a number of other self-deprecating and self-pitying changes and additions to the page, including the "[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]" series of images, before giving up on editing ED for six months.

===With Megan===
In early spring [[2008]], Chris’s relationship with Megan had gone relatively smoothly for some time. However, on 4 March, she sent him a seemingly innocuous message, sharing some friendly news...and also asking that Chris remove any references to her from his websites.

By 12 March, Megan had discovered the full extent of what Chris had written and drawn about her around the Internet, and particularly the fact that she'd starred in his cartoon fantasy porn. (At some point, according to [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]], the image was also discovered by Megan's fellow customers at [[The_Game_Place|the Game Place]].) While failing to get the image off the ED page over the next several days, Chris sent her a series of messages trying to put out the fire.

Some of his attempts to "explain" the image to Megan are downright bizarre. It's hard to do justice to the [[Megan_E-mails#Chris_apologizes_for_something.2C_what_could_it_be.3F|original e-mails]]. At one point he seemed to think Megan was offended because she didn't understand the act on display, and went off on a frighteningly awkward explanation of what a handjob is. In another e-mail, Chris confirmed the suspicion of many trolls — that he had entertained thoughts of sexually assaulting Megan.

{{quote|If I didn't have the foresight to put my pent-up frustrations and feelings in the form of something, I might have become an abusive maniac...|Chris, [[Megan Emails, 2008#Chris_continues_bothering_her_about_ED|e-mail to Megan, 18 March 2008]]}}

Generally, Chris's "apologies" are a classic display of his insensitivity and awesome narcissism in action. He shows little remorse for creating and publishing the image while offering plenty of woe-is-me whining about the bullies from ED. In a message from 18 March, he actually had the gall to tell Megan that no matter how bad she might be feeling, he himself has definitely got it worse.

After sending several messages and receiving little in the way of response from Megan, Chris appears to have given up on winning back her trust, which coincides with the slackening of his campaign to remove the image from ED and the increasingly self-hating tone of his edits there. On 23 March, Megan finally sent him two brief replies to the effect of "leave me alone." Those mark the end of the active drama over the image. Chris stopped editing ED around the same time.

As a coda to the fiasco, Chris tried once more to repair his relationship with Megan about a month later, sending a message with a mix of everyday news and creepy stalkerish longing. Given some time to consider the implications of his earlier messages, especially the parts where he brought up the prospect of raping her, Megan slammed the door shut, saying "I'm afraid I can't trust you anymore." This remains their last known communication.

==Today==
{{quote|It was Wishful Thinking.|Chris, describing his motive for drawing ShecameforCWC, [[Rejected Mailbag]]}}

Christian's remorse turned out, not surprisingly, to be fake as he went and reuploaded the picture for his sleazy [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], citing the fact he needed "sexy images".<ref>[[Mumble 9.5|Mumble Chat 9.5]]</ref> The pain he caused a female friend means nothing compared to his lust for e-fame. The original drawing itself is said to be ripped up and stored in a "Crumple-Lope"
==See also==
*[[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]] - Chris graduates from a handjob to an all-out rockstar orgy. His drawing style hasn't improved.
==Sauce==
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{{MeganSaga}}
[[Category:Rule 34]]
[[Category: Megan Saga]]
[[Category: ED Saga]]

Encyclopedia Dramatica

2011-01-11T01:41:21Z

MachPunch:

'''Encyclopedia Dramatica''' ('''ED''', or as Chris says it, the [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 16th, 2009|"Ensykapeia Dramakka paysh"]]) is the [[Internet]] [[lulz]] factory. It's home to the Chris-chan page that introduced Chris to the world at large and made him a popular target for [[trolling]].

==Chris on ED==

Chris has denounced the ED page in several of his videos, claiming it is filled with "VICIOUS [[lies|LIES]] AND SLANDER."

After a considerable amount of trolling and bitching and uploading hideous pornographic images, including the disastrous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], Chris posted this gem on the ED talk page:

{{quotebox|I AM ADDING THE [[Rule 34|POSITIVITY]] THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE. What I am doing is a STAND against OFFENSIVE, UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED [[Pickle|Additions]] to ANY Female Image. What I am doing is a STAND for EVERY SINGLE WOMAN Everywhere, because NO WOMAN would EVER want such a Horrific Twist of Fate. What I am doing is a STAND against the VERY THING that is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!!

So, Draw Breasts, [[china|Vaginas]], Uterus, Ovaries and the God-Given Eggs within them, you Two-Inch Short Dick-HEADS!!!!!!!!

Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the [[Women's Rights]], For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.

P.S. [[Chris and hypocrisy|Grow a BACKBONE and GO ASK WOMEN OUT AS WELL, YOU TROLLS!]]}}

Chris then returned, admitting defeat after his tard rage:

{{quotebox|Months ago, I have found from this page being the first of a number hate against me, Christian Weston Chandler. *[[sigh]]* Among the number of you all, my name has been dragged through the mud, my e-mail and MySpace have been hacked for the e-mail information and random information that have been twisted into mockery of [[obesity|my person]], [[Chris and sex|my integrity]], [[List of Chris's lies|my honesty]], [[Ryan Cash|my compassion]], [[heart level|my heart]], [[Chris and religion|my soul]], [[autism|my being]]. Not only that, but the names of my two best gal-pals, [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]], and my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], have also been dragged through the mud of mockery along with mine. Not only were [[heart level|my feelings were hurt greatly]], but also those of [[Megan]] and [[Anna]], and a number of my acquaintances within my small social circle were shocked and terrified that such [[trolls|cruelty]], such [[pickle|mockery]], such [[homos|hatred]] was built from the number of those who have added more and more to this disgrace of a description of my [[autism|being]].

For a while, I was angry and enraged, and I shoved information and drawings regretfully drawn beyond my personal boundries down the throat of the webmasters of the page, in attempt to kill the hype and hatred against me. But No More, I give up on trying to edit the page to be more positive, or to delete the page altogether.

But I have ONE Question, that I put unto you all, the individuals who have taken part in creating this web page, and I would appreciate an Open, Detailed and Honest Answer from each of you in simple e-mails or reply on this discussion page.

[[Frequently Asked Questions|Why do you hate me so much?]]

What did I do against you to cause the hatred against me? What physical or emotional harm have I ensued unto you? Why do you hate me for being myself in this world full of people who can't help but be themselves? I've had nothing against any of you. I don't even know any of you personally, as far as I know. I have nothing that any of you have already, so Why?

I leave you with that to ponder and ponder again over.

Sincerely;

Christian Weston Chandler.}}

After the late summer of [[2008]], Chris largely gave up on direct involvement with ED. Around the spring of [[2009]], he may have posted one or two comments on the ED talk page referring to [[Clyde Cash]], however. The first is below. It was deleted fairly quickly.

{{quotebox|I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the [[heart level|crestfallen emotions]], but I am moving on with my life.

Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to [[troll]] me any further. [[fangs|Do you dare?]]

Peace-Out, Christian Weston Chandler

--ChrisChanSonichu 22:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)}}

There was some dispute over it actually being Chris until he himself confirmed it in the post that followed:

{{quotebox|Hey, [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE]], you JERK. I said "IN REAL LIFE", not [[PS3|Playstation]]. Also, why don't you be the man you CLAIM to be and face me yourself? You keep sending out your [[Fail|prawns]] to do your dirty work, you coward. >:-(

Christian C.}}

According to Clyde, the above entry was deleted after roughly a minute, probably due to Chris realizing that if he were to ever arrange to meet Clyde, he'd only send his parents anyway.

==ED on Chris, his article, and his article's talk page==

[[Image:Drycow.PNG|thumb|Uploaded 12 December 2008, before the new comic, [[Miyamoto]] saga, and [[BlueSpike]] saga]]

For several months prior to the events of the [[BlueSpike]] saga in early 2009, many thought that Chris had dried up, that Chris could go no further. Furthermore, the [[Blanca Weiss#FCTC|FCTC]]'s posting of new pics of Chris's bent [[duck]] in December 2008 prompted an ED admin to lock the talk page and demand satisfaction:

{{quote|MINE: What this talkpage is. If you guys continue your faggotry after this protection expires today I will lock it down longer, and then eventually permanently.| Arguecat3, now former ED sysop, 4 December 2008}}

{{quote|I say we just delete it. Along with the archives | Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 5 December 2008}}

{{quote|Fuck this article and it's talk page. Stupid discussions unrelated to upkeep and editing are the only thing keeping this shit interesting. You guys take this shit WAY to srsly. Find another retard to stalk fgts|Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 10 December 2008}}

==1 April 2009==

[[Image:ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|left|thumb|Screenshot of ED's front page.]]
[[Image:Chris-chan ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|thumb|Screenshot of the article.]]

On April Fools' Day 2009, the Chris-chan article was taken down and replaced with a message.

{{quote|This afternoon, we at Encyclopædia Dramatica have independently decided to remove the Chris-chan article about Christian W. Chandler from our site. We have also removed all references that slander, vilify, demean, or are found to be overly offensive. In plain terms, this ordeal has gone on far too long and gotten far out of hand. We have unfairly focused on him to the point of intruding in his private life and causing him great personal grief, which no person should ever have to endure. This behavior is not in line with our site goals, and we never wanted something like this. Still, we must take complete responsibility for all our actions, both public and private. And that is why we are speaking to you today. But we say to you now that at no time did we ask anyone to lie, hide, or destroy evidence, or to take any other unlawful action.

We know that his public comments and his silence about this matter gave a false impression. We misled people, including even his family. We deeply regret that. We can only tell you we were motivated by many factors. First, by a desire to protect himself from the embarrassment of his own conduct.

He was also very concerned about protecting his family. The investigation moved on to his family and friends, then into his private life. And now the investigation itself is under investigation.

This has gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people.

Regardless of any public pressure to reinstate the article, it must be stressed that our intrusion on Chris' private life will cease, and we intend to reclaim his family life for his family. Even internet celebrities have private lives. It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national life. Our website has been distracted by this matter for too long, and we take responsibility for our part in all of this. That is all we can do.

Now it is time -- in fact, it is past time to move on. We have important work to do -- real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.

And so tonight, we ask you to turn away from the spectacle of the past two years, as we return our attention to all the challenges and all the promise of the next century.

Thank you. And good night.|ED, in a rare case of moralfaggotry.}}

Not surprisingly, the page was put back up on 2 April.

==Chris's use of Encyclopedia Dramatica==

''See also [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]''

Chris tried to use ED to muster his personal army to go after [[Joshua Martinez]]. Obviously, nobody did what he asked. <ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997409947</ref> He also tried to create a page on ED for his "CCWC's Fanart of Horrors" (see: [[troll]] art), but a sysop immediately caught it and redirected it to an anti-Semitic template.

==Chris and ED today==

{{quote|I do think it is a little behind [[CWCki|cwcwiki]] [sic] on a few things, though, but that is to be expected.|[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] on the ED article today<ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan/JKH_Interview</ref>}}

With the explosion of organized Chris-trolling and resulting content in 2009, the ED page for Chris experienced another revival, but eventually devolved into an article that is packed with information, but does little to thoroughly and concisely explain the Chris-chan phenomenon to the untrained observer. ED, while once the primary source of new things Chris, is typically filled with newfags that make [[/cwc/|Krapplefags]] look brilliant — the kind who believe things like [[Ivy]] was Chris's blowup doll, [[The Miscreants]] is the actual name of a trolling group, Chris is self-diagnosed with Asperger's, etc. Fortunately, Chris looks to ED to find out what trolls are up to and therefore has a very warped picture of what is actually going on.

Mostly the ED article just reprints info from the CWCki, especially in recently added subpages which are verbatim copies of CWCki articles. Ironically, CWCki has had its links removed from the ED page altogether.

Trolls and general observers of Chris have since turned to [[CWCki]] to get a general picture of Chris that is less biased than ED (emphasis on "less"), and TV Tropes describes CWCki as being "''more accurate and slightly more SFW''" than ED.<ref>http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sonichu</ref>

As for Chris himself, the ED page STILL bothers him to this day. An [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|entire page]] of Chris's website, established in December 2009 and updated afterward, is dedicated to "correcting" the evil ED article with his own True and Honest take on the situation. Naturally, it's all about how Chris isn't remotely responsible for anything he has done wrong, and how it's all the fault of his [[autism]] or those DANG DIRTY TROLLS.

==Sources==
<references/>

==See also==

*[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)]]
*[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]
*[[4-cent garbage]]
*[[Chris-chan (forum)]]
*[[Christian's sex joke]]
*[[User:Lime/Sonichu TV Tropes Article|TVTropes]] - The original article, before it was locked and edited.

==External links==

*[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan The True and Honest "Chris-chan" article]
*[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Reldnahc Chris's ED account]

[[Category:Trolling]]
[[Category:Websites]]
[[Category: ED Saga]]

4-cent garbage.com

2011-01-11T01:41:04Z

MachPunch:

{{DISPLAYTITLE:4-cent_garbage.com}}
[[Image:4-cent garbage.png|thumb|INTERNET AUTISTIC HATE MACHINE]]
'''4-cent_garbage.com''' is Chris's representation of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and [[4chan]]. Since he blames ED for [[Megan Saga|breaking up the closest thing to a relationship that he ever had]], he must naturally demonize it in his comics.

It is worth noting that this is the closest Chris has ever made it to creating an actual [[parody]].

==Inspiration==

In [[2007]], while innocently stroking his [[duck|ego]], Chris discovered [[ED]]'s page satirizing him and [[Sonichu (comic)|his comic]]. What really [[Family Guy|ground his gears]] about the page was the "fan art" of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle|penis]]. Beginning 10 November 2007, Chris embarked on a quest to [[List_of_Christian's_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica|make the website less scathing]] by uploading hideously drawn [[rule 34]] of his little abominations (and [[Mary Lee Walsh]]), along with the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] to his page.

How Chris first encountered 4chan is less clear. An [[White_knight_e-mails#November_2007_.E2.80.94_ED_alert|e-mail from a White Knight]] on 5 November 2007 attempted to alert him to the ED page, and referred to the article as being created and written by the same people making fun of Chris on 4chan's /v/ board. Whether he paid any attention to the message or not, what is known is that on [[List_of_Christian's_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#November 2007|12 November 2007]], Chris first acknowledged 4chan when he made another edit to the "Chris-Chan" article:

{{quote|Christian Weston Chandler would like [[ED]] and [[4chan]] to know the following: '''I will continue to Shove The True Facts From My Heart and Soul Down Your Throats, only until you take this WHOLE PAGE Down For Good.'''}}

From this, it can be reasonably assumed that Chris discovered 4chan and ED around the same time, and that he considered the them to be essentially one and the same. Chris would continue his Sisyphean edit war against ED well into 2008, but ultimately, all he succeeded in doing was to alienate [[Megan Schroeder]].

By August 2008, Chris was finishing [[Sonichu 7|Sonichu #7]], and he apparently felt the need to address these recent developments in the pages of his comic. Issue #7 opened with Megan as a supporting character in the story, but with the [[Megan_Emails,_2008#Megan_asks_Chris_to_leave_her_alone_again.2C_attempts_to_talk_sense_into_him|real Megan wanting nothing more to do with Chris]], he decided to write her out of the story. As for ED and 4chan, Chris would lump these two concepts together and dub them "4-cent_garbage_Magazine.com." The name is a slight mystery, because underscores (_) are not permitted in Internet domain names.

==Introduction: Sonichu #7==

Sonichu #7 was the first issue of the series to be influenced by Chris's interactions with online [[trolls]]. While Chris didn't finish the comic until 20 August 2008, the events of the issue are all set in 2 November 2007, one day before the ED article was created. Just as past issues of Sonichu were very loosely based on Chris's real life, he must have wanted to acknowledge the conflict with ED/4chan and his estrangement from Megan in #7. But all of that happened ''after'' 2 November 2007.

Chris's solution: The [[Time Void]] a poorly-defined realm where Chris's character would be trapped for the next two issues. While stranded in the Time Void, Chris would somehow experience events going on in his real life while the fictional events in the comics unfolded without him. Upon entering the Time Void, Chris found himself assaulted by "random... new memories... popping in... my head!" These were memories of things that happened after 2 November 2007, so Chris was essentially using the Time Void to "remember" the future. Along with fictional events like the [[Sonichu 9|Battle of CWCville]], Chris also experienced "memories" of [[Joshua Martinez]] setting him up with "[[Lori Lopez]]", and Megan "dumping" him via [[Megan_Emails,_2008#Megan_is_scarred_by_ShecameforCWC.JPG|e-mail]].

{{quote|Dumping me? But why?!! 4-cent_garbage_Magazine.com? Mocking me? Slanderous Filth?!!! A drawing of me and Meg-Chan... Intimate? And I drew that?!! She dumped me over that? Oh... that hurts! Still. Curse your 4-cent garbage!|Chris first mentions 4-cent_garbage in the Time Void|Sonichu #7}}

It became clear from this scene that once Chris escaped from the Time Void, he would do battle with 4-cent_Garbage as a proxy for ED and 4chan, just as he had battled [[Jerkops]] and [[Manajerks]] as proxies for those who interfered with his [[Love Quest]].
{{clear}}

==Conflict with Sonichu and Rosechu: Sonichu #8==

[[Image:4-CENT-GARBAGE.jpg|thumb|Sonichu and his super cool pals in front of the 4-cent_garbage.com headquarters]]

In the first part of Sonichu #8, "Rage Against the Garbage", 4-cent_garbage was formally introduced as a villainous organization dedicated to slandering people for the sake of amusement. Rosechu discovers the site on 3 November, 2007, which just happens to be the date that [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] created the "Chris-Chan" article on ED. The site's content includes a page that slanders Sonichu, Chris, and her, along with "lifelike" drawings of Rosechu with a [[pickle]]. While Sonichu is overcome with the [[stress]] of seeing his mate depicted with a penis, Rosechu decides to fight fire with fire by editing the site, just as Chris had tried in real life. She crawls into her [[April 16 Fetish Vids|dirty, mildew-laden bathroom]] and takes pictures of herself in the nude, then uploads them onto the 4-cent website, an attempt which proved futile in countering the abundance of dickgirl images. But 4-cent_garbage simply adds more dickgirl pictures, and she realizes that her plan will never work.

Instead, she travels with [[Sonichu]] and [[Wild]] to 4-cent_garbage's headquarters in Clarksville, Tennessee, to confront the leader of the organization. While Wild sneaks into the building in search of one of the [[Sonichu Balls]], Sonichu and Rosechu take the elevator to the top floor, and meet [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] and his "womanslave" [[Kathleen Nicole Wallace]], who were introduced in Issue #7. The meeting is civil at first, but when Jason refuses to take down the "Chris-Chan" page, Sonichu tries to fight him, and loses. Rosechu fares better as [[The Incredible Lioness]], but the page is still up, and their mission is ultimately a failure.

{{clear}}
==The Fall of 4-cent_garbage: Sonichu #10==
[[File:Jason's Hexbox.jpg|thumb|Jason plots against Chris with his [[HEXBox]]]]
Upon Chris's return from the Time Void on 9 August 2007, he immediately coordinates an attack on the 4-cent_garbage HQ, ordering Sonichu, Wild, [[Black Sonichu]], [[Punchy Sonichu]] and [[Son-Chu]] to meet him in front of the building. Chris arrives first as [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], and Jason and [[Beel]] lay a trap for him and try to steal his [[Medallion]]. However, Chris discovers that the TRUE AND HONEST source of his Anchuent powers is his [[high school ring]], which he uses to retrieve the Medallion and free himself.

Later, when Chris's allies arrive, he orders Son-Chu to transform into a sound stage for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]. Using his Guitar Hero guitar, Chris leads the band in a live performance of [[Revive Zordon]], and the intense power of their music begins to shake the building apart. Inside, Jason converts his throne into an escape pod, and flees with Kathleen, leaving the others behind. Jason declares that he is retiring from trolling, in order to settle down with Kathleen and live a normal life. Beel takes shelter in the basement, explaining that he will be reassigned to Count Graduon once the building has been destroyed. This leaves [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] alone on the top floor with no way out. Refusing to die at the hands of Chris, they choose to commit suicide by leaping together down the elevator shaft just as the building collapses.

Sonichu #10 reports that of the 1500 people who were in the building...
*500 were "[[Chris and reality|prefectly unharmed]]"
*250 were too drunk to escape on their own
:*125 of these drunk trolls managed to get out alive with help from sober trolls
:*125 of the drunk trolls were hurt, injured or killed.
*125 sober trolls were hurt, injured or killed
*250 others were injured
*150 others were "safe but hurt"
*100 were killed.

Note that this only accounts for 1375 people.

Despite destroying the building and killing at least 100 people, Chris calls for ambulances and he and his band helps rescue survivors. Afterward, he [[Chris and remorse|weeps for the victims of his own mass murder]].

Supposedly, destroying 4-cent_garbage's headquarters disabled its website as well, along with Encylcopedia Dramatica's website, such that both sites' data was irrevocably lost, and neither would ever be restored.

==The 4-cent_garbage Building==

4-cent_garbage appears to be a multimedia operation, with a website and possibly a print magazine operated from a brick-and-mortar building in Clarksville, Tennessee. The location of the building is probably intended to refer to where Jason Howell lives, or at least where Chris ''thinks'' he lives.

The 4-cent_garbage Building is 72 stories tall (66+6, as described by Beel), and the interior is painted bright red to resemble Hell. On the ground floor, Beel sits at the receptionist desk and directs visitors to an elevator on the far side of the atrium. Employees are seen on several higher floors drinking an alcoholic beverage called "REEB", and passing out on the floor when their shift is over. Their work seems to involve sitting at computer terminals, uploading and editing images of Chris and his characters.

On the 72nd floor, Jason Kendrick Howell holds court with his womanslave Kathleen at his side. It is unknown where Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus were stationed in the building, or what their jobs were before the building's destruction.

Security in the building was incredibly lax. Wild Sonichu turned invisible to sneak into the upper floors in search of a Sonichu Ball, only to find it left on a desk. Once he took the ball, his invisibility wore off, but he was still able to slip back out of the building unnoticed.

===The elevator gags===
[[Image:SchuRchuReactions1.jpg|thumb|Planning? In MY ''Sonichu''? It's less likely than you think.]]
[[File:SchuComic9Page19-B.jpg|thumb|What is this I don't even]]
[[File:SchuComic9Page19-C.jpg|thumb|That's right, the entire White House is on the 51st floor.]]
[[File:SchuComic9Page19-D.jpg|thumb|Chris's favorite pictures from ED]]
A large part of "Rage Against the Garbage" features Sonichu and Rosechu exploring different floors in the 4-cent_garbage Building. Why Sonichu and Rosechu would stop at so many different floors to look around at whatever's going on is never explained, but they clearly react to whatever is depicted, meaning that they must have pressed all the buttons on the elevator controls for no good reason.

This appears to have been one of Chris's attempts to employ some of his trademark [[random-access humor]], by showing wacky stuff on each floor. Much of the material featured in these pages were images lifted directly from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], whether Chris understood their context or not. In some strange attempt at foreshadowing, Chris located these images on ED and then put them on his user page while he was still trying to edit the site.

{{quote|You'll be seeing the following images AGAIN Soon Enough. |Christian Weston Chandler, on the images he put on his ED user page, which would later be used in ''Sonichu'' #8}}

Whatever his reasons, Chris seemed to believe that using images from ED in one of his comics would somehow be a big deal. The floors used in the comic are listed below, along with a description of what Chris put on each one.

*2nd floor: Chris draws 4-cent_garbage.com employees passing out drunk at their workstations. When the second shift comes to relieve the first, they begin drinking "[[Alcohol|REEB]]" while the first shifters lay unconscious on the floor.
*3rd floor: [[Pedofork|Pedobear]] in a bathtub with the Powerpuff Girls. Sonichu doesn't understand the joke.
*4th floor: Banner reading "I hate SMRS", a reference to "[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Sonicrocksmysocks| Sonicrocksmysocks]", from the ED article of the same name.
*7th floor: A 4-cent_garbage.com employee works on a drawing of Rosechu with a dick. Rosechu angrily leaves the elevator to punch him in the face, shouting "I have a vagina, uterus, and ovaries, you freak!!!"
*8th floor: Sonichu spin dashes a 4-cent_garbage.com employee working on a picture of [[Mary Lee Walsh]], nude and leading Sonichu by a leash.
*9th floor: Sonichu and Rosechu electrocute an employee as he works on a picture of Sonichu sucking Rosechu's penis.
*10th floor: Chris emerges from the [[Time Void]] to attack an employee working on a picture of Chris using the [[Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]]. Sonichu and Rosechu cheer him on in unison.
*11th floor: Troll parody of artwork by [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Branca Branca], a batshit insane fan of the animated band Gorillaz.
*12th floor: Fan art of Knuckles as a gangster, surrounded by sexualized versions of female "Sonic" characters. Sonichu [[naïve|naïvely]] wonders when he became so popular.
*13th floor: Female versions of [[Sonic]], Knuckles, and Tails. Sonichu and Rosechu are dumbfounded.
*14th floor; Pedobear, depicted to resemble Phoenix Wright.
*21st floor: [[Wikipedia:The Bathers (Cézanne)|''Les Grandes Baigneuses'']] an 1887 painting by [[Wikipedia:Paul Cézanne|Paul Cézanne]]. ED has a copy of the image which has been edited with captions to reference the "Branca" article on ED.
*22nd floor: ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' Rule 34, from the ED article. Sonichu innocently considers it an impressive dark magic attack.
*23rd floor: An anthropomorphized Charmeleon with her arms handcuffed behind her back spreads her asscheeks, as if for sexual activity. More Rule 34 from ED's ''[[Pokémon]]'' article. Sonichu ignores the sexualized content, and boasts that he could easily defeat the Charmeleon. Well, duh, it's handcuffed.
*24th floor: Hate art of Snapesnogger's hermaphrodite naga character drawn by Zeriara.
*33rd floor: Rule 34 Art from ED's ''[[Transformers]]'' page.
*34th floor: [[Sonic]]/[[Amy Rose]] Rule 34. Sonichu cheers on his "pal" as they watch him have sex in a position very similar to the "missionary cowgirl" used by Sonichu earlier in the issue..
*35th floor: Nude artwork of [[Amy Rose]], Rouge the Bat, and Cream the Bunny. Sonichu and Rosechu shout "Holy Crap!" in unison.
*36th floor: Strip poker game featuring various female characters from [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. The image has been adapted into a parody of a ''Magic: The Gathering'' Card.
*51st floor: The entire White House, with John McCain, Sarah Palin, and Hillary Clinton, looking on while [[Barack Obama]] paints the wall black. [[George W. Bush]] cheerfully knocks his eventual successor off his ladder. Sonichu and Rosechu offer no discernible reaction. Chris notes that his father [[Bob Chandler]] came up with this "joke." Recall that this story is set in the fall of ''2007'', so the joke really makes no sense for that year.
*61st floor: Erotic artwork of Dot Warner, from ''Animaniacs''.
*62nd floor: Erotic artwork of Lois Griffin, from ''[[Family Guy]]''.
*63rd floor: Erotic artwork of Marge Simpson, from ''[[The Simpsons]]''.
*64th floor: Rule 34 of Misty and a Starmie, from ''[[Pokémon]]''. Sonichu and Rosechu make out during this and the preceding three floors.
*69th floor: Image of "XBOX 360-ko", an anime-style character patterned after design elements of the XBox 360. As the following floor features an XBOX360 console being destroyed, Chris includes a disclaimer, stating that his hatred of the [[HEXBox]] should not be connected to any lingering resentment of women.
*70th floor: Drawing by Chris of an Xbox 360 console being chopped in half with a meat cleaver. Sonichu and Rosechu applaud the instrument's destruction. The imagery is a clear indication that Chris secretly desires to murder women.
*71st floor: [[PS3]] message congratulating whoever murdered the HEXBox. It states that you may "now play your PlayStation 3 or Nintendo Wii in peace", as though the existence of a single XBox somehow interfered with such activity.
{{clear}}
===Business and Staff===
{{quote|I am a troll with no such beliefs, I know that we are born, then we die. I intend to make the most of my pitiful life by tormenting every person within my grasp until they all die from the shame and the distress of their existance. The page will stay up; this meeting is over!|Jason Kendrick Howell, responding to Sonichu's request to remove the "Chris-Chan" page|Sonichu #8}}

4-cent_garbage does not appear to have any clear marketing objective. While this may seem like an oversight on Chris's part, it may well be a genuine commentary on the pointlessness of 4-chan and ED's activities. While most people would consider them to be entertainment sites, with no other purpose than to provide humor or diversion, Chris obviously doesn't find them funny, and so he depicted 4-cent_garbage as a tower of bullies, mass-producing cruelty for its own sake. In the comic, Jason says his only goal in life is to hurt as many people as he can before he dies. While he may have only been speaking for himself, this seems to be the ''raison d'être'' for everyone else who works there.

In Sonichu #10, Beel explains that "this trolling gig is my hell", suggesting that he has been condemned to work there, possibly because he had once been "main assistant to Adolf Hitler". Unable to die, Beel would simply be damned to serve yet another villain, [[Count Graduon]], once the 4-cent_garbage Building was destroyed.

While Clyde Cash had been depicted in [[Sonichu Special 1]] as an agent of [[Mary Lee Walsh]], he appears to also support 4-cent_garbage in some capacity. This may not be a contradiction, as the exact relationship between 4-cent_garbage and [[PVCC]] is never explained.

==See also==
*[[Sonichu 7]]
*[[Sonichu 8]]
*[[Sonichu 10]]
*[[Jason Kendrick Howell]]
*[[Kathleen Nicole Wallace]]
*[[Beel]]
*[[Clyde Cash]]
*[[Jack Thaddeus]]
*[[The Incredible Lioness]]
*[[Revive Zordon]]
*[[Twin Falling Towers]]
*[[Chris and death]]

== External links ==
*[http://www.4chan.org/ 4chan]
*[http://encyclopediadramatica.org/ Encyclopedia Dramatica]

{{CWCverse}}
[[Category:Villains]]
[[Category:Fictional places]]
[[Category:Trolling]]
[[Category:Websites]]
[[Category: ED Saga]]

You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!

2011-01-11T01:40:24Z

MachPunch:

'''You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!''' is the gallery of fail Chris added to his own [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article in March 2008 <ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997480063&oldid=1997479407</ref> in a bizarre mindfuck attempt to presumably show humility. Also, he probably did it because he thought it would appease the trolls, who delight in seeing examples of Chris suffering.

Instead of showing situations demonstrating how he fails in real life, Chris posts various scenes from his comic book subjecting [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|his Mary-Sue character]] to various misfortunes. How this amounts to self-deprecation, [[Autism|only Chris knows]], since Chris sees mild inconveniences like doing chores or being [[Get-Tar Region|told not to loiter]] as great [[Chris and his Ego|trials of adversity]]. Scenes in his comic where he's anything less than immaculate, he considers ultimate acts of humility.

What Chris fails to understand is that
#People can tell the difference between fact and fiction and ex-cathedra proclamations. That clearly shows that the speaker [[Chris and reality|doesn't understand this]]. That is ''a little bit'' unsettling.
#Readers actually prefer that fictional characters have some weaknesses (we in the industry call this "depth".) Albeit, they are generally a bit more believable and less crippling than what's seen here.

It is presented here exactly as it originally appeared on ED.

==You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!==

And it is shown in the following clips:

<gallery>
Image:SchuComic5Cover.jpg|I let myself get taunted and jeered to the max.
Image:AutisticFreak.jpg|I Called Myself a FREAK!
Image:CarpetStain.jpg|I had my head rubbed vigerously against a rough carpet.
Image:BloodTear.jpg|And it left me shedding Tears of Blood.
Image:BurnedMySeat.jpg|I set my ASS ON FIRE!
Image:MajorWedgie.jpg|I was given the worst wedgie of my life!
Image:CrashedIntoaWall.jpg|I crashed full-speed into walls!
Image:DrenchedwithSoda.jpg|I got DRENCHED in Soda, turned bad from the accident.
Image:Dogpile.jpg|I was piled on by a bunch of Jerkops.
Image:CWCComet.jpg|I led a comet into a path of my self-destruction.
Image:GrippedbyHead.jpg|I was gripped by mattalic[sic] digits by my head.
Image:GuiltyInnocense.jpg
Image:DroppedMyself.jpg|And I dropped myself.
Image:Headache.jpg|I had major headaches.
Image:WangedinHead.jpg
Image:KickedWhackedFaceinSand.jpg|Not to mention being BEAT UP Numerously.
Image:TKOGundam.jpg
Image:TookHeavyDamage.jpg
Image:GrossedMyselfOUT.jpg|Grossed Myself the FREAK OUT!
Image:SinkIntoAbyss.jpg|I let myself fall into an ABYSS.
Image:IgnoredMyself.jpg|I ignored myself.
Image:DorkyExpression.jpg|Drew myself Stupidly.
Image:RenderedUnconsious.jpg|I've worn myself unconsious[sic].
Image:SilverPlatter.jpg|And I served myself on a Silver Platter!
</gallery>

==Sauce==
<references/>

[[Category: Historical Documents]]
[[category: Images]]
[[Category: ED Saga]]

List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica

2011-01-11T01:39:39Z

MachPunch:

Within days of the creation of the [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-chan]] article on '''[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]''', [[Christian Weston Chandler]] was aware of its existence due to his frequent ego-searches for himself and [[Sonichu]]. Chris obviously paid close attention to the page from the beginning, but he managed to resist the temptation to make his own changes to the article for nearly a week before plunging in with dozens of attempts to make himself look good on the page or convince [[ED]] to leave him alone.

Ironically, virtually every embarrassing detail we now know about Chris, outside of his [[YouTube]] videos and his Sonichu website, was first presented to ED ''by himself'', in these edits.

Chris's rationale was "TMI-Input-To-Overload-Their-Minds-And-STOP,"<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#The_E.D._Webpage]]</ref> believing that if he told [[troll]]s details about how pathetic his life is, they would feel sorry for him or be too freaked out to do anything. Of course, being the [[Internet]], it only made the trolls want to troll him even more, and is analogous to a child telling his bullies not to beat him up because he still wets the bed - it has a totally negative effect.

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===Known ED sockpuppets===

Chris used numerous sockpuppet accounts to avoid drawing undue attention upon himself. This didn't work because each of these socks were easily identified as Chris, since they were the only users on the entire site who cared enough about him to defend him. Also, most of these socks identified themselves in their edits as being Christian Weston Chandler, so that was a big clue.

* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Reldnahc Reldnahc] (active 10 Nov 2007 - 10 Jan 2007; 14 Aug 2008 - 12 Sep 2008)
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Chris-chan Chris-chan] (active 30 Dec 2007)
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Denilah Denilah] (active 19 Jan 2008)
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Clyde Clyde] (active 21 Jan 2008)
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Glith Glith] (active 25 Jan 2008)
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Waltbunn Waltbunn] (active 26 Jan 2008)
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Waltermelon Waltermelon] (active 12 Mar 2008)
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Christian-Weston-Chandler Christian-Weston-Chandler] (active 15 Mar 2008 - 21 Mar 2008)
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/SAVE_CHRIS_CHAN SAVE CHRIS CHAN] (active 7 Aug 2008)
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Jamplerf Jamplerf] (active 14 Aug 2008)

===November 2007===

====10 November====

'''From 1:10-2:28am EST (06:10-07:28 GMT), Chris makes the following edits:
'''
* See edits [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997315096&oldid=1997314465 here]

* First attempt to sanitize the article, removing words he doesn't like ("retarded," "scary") and changing others ("racist" to "Old-Fashioned").

* Removes a thumbnail of Goatse from his article. This was his very first edit, so it looks like he was trying to resist getting involved but Goatse crossed the line.

* Changes "[[Masturbating and squirtin'|MASTURBATIN' AND SQUIRTIN']]" rainbow pyramid to read "DIVINE RETRIBUTION", then to "[[Mass debating|MASTURBATE]]" with the added note "Every Person is Doing it!!" Later adds: "Aahhhhhhhh...Relief... :)"

* Changes comment about the medallion being bloody awful and made of clay to being good and made of "crayola model magic." (This is how we first learned what the hell the medal is made of.)

* Changes references to the [[the Tale of the Crazy Pacer|Tale of the Crazy Pacer]] to place the incident in 2004 (at age 22) instead of 2006 (at age 24). ED was going by the date Anna posted the blog entry; Chris seems to be referring to when the incident actually happened.

* Edits a section on him being racist to read:

{{quote|Oh yeah, he's also Old Fashioned. In his idea of a Sweetheart, she is not Black. He is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for blood, tears and [[semen]]al descent.}}

* Changes a paragraph asking why he wears the medallion to effectively answer the question:

{{quote|Why does he insists on wearing? It identifies him for the high-funcioning Autistic individual that he is. It's speculated it may give him some [[Anchuent Prophecy|secret]] [[Chris-chan Sonichu|power]]. Like Psychic Powers and Quick-Play Speed.}}

* Changes a sentence mocking the way he says [[tobacky]] to explain why he said it:

{{quote|He also talks about how he wants to take every ounce of "tobacky"(said that way, because he felt uncomfortable saying the actual fucking word) and shoot it to the moon.}}

* Changes this paragraph:
{{quote|He also calls being gay a vice, and cites Dr. Kinsey. I don't know what Dr. Kinsey he's talking about, but the only famous Dr. Kinsey I know contradicts everything he just said. But yet again, a 25 year old virgin knows all about love.}}
: To the following:
{{quote|He also calls being gay VICE, and cites Dr. Kinsey. The only famous Dr. Kinsey I know agreed with everything he just said (Rent the Kinsey movie "R" rated or Unrated from your local movie store). But yet again, a 25 year old virgin knows all about love, especially after fucking a plastic woman full of his hot air now and then.}}

* Corrects description of his portrayal of Mary Lee Walsh to: "Grey-Haired Witch with a shoddy Devil-Style Viking Helmit" (It remains a common misconception that MLW's golden, horned helmet is blonde hair with protruding devil horns.)

* Informs us that "Resources found that Mary has obtained a copy of the "CWC On TV" DVD from her pawn, Susan Hannifan."

* Adds a link to veoh.com: "The Ignored Veoh.com, with all the free porn to download at 5kbits a second"

* Changes the caption of fan art depicting him with the sign to say "The Only Reasonable and Inexpensive Idea he could ever fucking think of"

At 7:28 p.m. EST (00:28 GMT, 11 Nov), Chris makes this edit:

* More general sanitizing, changing the captions of the images to be more pro-CWC. This edit would be reverted just 90 minutes later, but the earlier edits would get left in the article for some time.

====11 November====

'''Between 11:40 p.m. EST, 10 Nov and 12:42 a.m. EST 11 Nov (04:41-05:12 GMT 11 Nov), Chris makes the following edits:
'''
* See edits [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821 here]

* As Chris's edits get larger, he uses some sort of sub-par text editor that adds unnecessary line breaks, screwing up ED's line-by-line comparison, which makes it harder to tell what he's added.

[[Image:MaryWantsIt.JPG|thumb|right|"Come and lick my pussy, my [[Jerkop]] slave."]]
* Uploads the following pictures:
:*[[:File:HedgehogsinFLuv.JPG|Hedgehogs in FLuv.JPG]] - the Sonichu/Rosechu sex picture later used in Sonichu 8.
:*[[:File:MaryWantsIt.JPG|Mary Wants It.JPG]] - Mary Lee nude, beckoning her Jerkop slave to pleasure her.
:*[[:File:BubblesandBlackSonichu.JPG|Bubbles and Black Sonichu.JPG]] - Bubbles riding cowgirl on Black Sonichu at the beach.
:*[[:File:AngelicainGod'sEyes.JPG|Angelica in God's Eyes.JPG]] - Angelica masturbating in her bedroom.
:* [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] - Christian fingering Megan.
:*[[:File:202-SchuRchuKissPSPWall.jpg|SchuRchuKissPSPWall.jpg]] - The kiss scene from Sonichu 0.
:* HedgehogsinFLuv.JPG - duplicate Sonichu/Rosechu picture.
:* BubblesandBlackSonichu.JPG - Duplicate Bubbles/Blachu picture.
:* AngelicainGod'sEyes.JPG - Duplicate Angelica picture.
:* She came for CWC2.JPG - Duplicate Chris/Megan picture.

* Adds some of these images to the gallery, with captions:

:* SchuRchuKissPSPWall.jpg "Sonichu and Rosechu's First Kiss"
:* HedgehogsinFLuv.JPG "Sonichu and Rosechu's First Fuck-a-Thon"
:* BubblesandBlackSonichu.JPG "Bubbles...and Black Sonichu?!!!"
:* AngelicainGod'sEyes.JPG "FUCK!! Did she have to do that in the house of God?!!"
:* ShecameforCWC.JPG "Your sister has cum for me"
:* MaryWantsIt.JPG [no caption]

* Chris trying to play off the girl he's fingering in the picture as "''your'' sister" almost certainly fueled the assumption that she was actually ''Christian's'' (imaginary) sister Crystal.

* Puts the rainbow pyramid back and has it read "WOMEN MASTURBATING" with the note "Why not? Everybody's Doing it. Hmm...Awesomely Relieving and Visually Appealing."

* He adds several lengthy, revealing sections about himself:

:* He implies that he masturbates to [[Excel Saga]].
:* [[Random-access_humor#Random Ramblings|Random Ramblings]], apparently meant to show [[lie|he's funny]].
:* Lyrics for [[So Need a Cute Girl]]
:* His shitty [[Christian's sex joke|sex joke]]
:* And his addiction to soda:

<blockquote>
<nowiki>===THE SODA JERK===</nowiki> 

YES, I drink A LOT of Soda from Coca-Cola to Pepsi to Powerade. I have a lot of stored caffeene in my energy supply, and not only kept me on my toes, but has also messed up my fucking [[biological clock]] as well. I sleep from fucking six AM to twelve-fucking-thirty. BIG REASON I need a Sweetheart, so she can help me back on track towards getting back to the morning hours that I used to have during my High School years. Fucking [[Adult Swim]](tm) and random projects keep me up all night as well.</blockquote>
'''At 1:55 p.m. EST (18:58 GMT), Chris made the following edits:'''
* Some of his previous updates have been undone, so he's back to put them in again. Amazingly, somebody from [[ED]] actually ''took out'' the Rule 34 pictures. ([[Reldnahc]]'s identity as Christian appears to be unrealized at this point; perhaps nobody thought CWC would actually show his face on the site.) More amazingly, Chris ''put them back in'', so he made the same dumb mistake ''twice''.

====12 November====

'''Between 10:05 p.m. EST, 11 Nov and 12:20 a.m. EST, 12 Nov (03:06-05:19 GMT 12 Nov), Chris makes the following edits:
'''
* Removes thumbnails of fan art of himself having sex with Sonichu, of Rosechu as a she-male having sex with Sonichu, and of himself with his penis hanging out of his pants.
* Puts his "Random Ramblings" from November 11 back on the article, with added random access humor.
* Adds several new sections:
:* [[Saddest heart in the world (poem)|CWC's ''Saddest Heart in the World'' Poem]], apparently intended to draw sympathy. (Spoiler: It didn't work.)
:* Excerpts from his [[CWC's Diary|diary]], perhaps to show he can laugh with us at us.
:* An update on Megan:
<blockquote>
<nowiki>===What happened to Sailor Megtune?===</nowiki> 
"Yes, while I did have a crush on Megan for like a couple of years since I started playing Yu-Gi-Oh, she was rejectful of romance. In August, [[2007]] after the [[PaRappa the Rapper]] contest, she sent me an e-mail that fucked the shit out of my heart.

It hurt so fucking much, it took me weeks to recover. But I eventually did, and I am, and have been since about mid-September, in a well-sound state of mind. So I had to go back to my fucking lonesome and damn enduring Sweetheart Search.
<nowiki>*</nowiki>[[sigh]]* The things I would do for TRUE LOVE and my future daughter.
</blockquote>

:* Information about his work in Guitar Hero:

<blockquote>
<nowiki>===Christian Weston Chandler...Guiter Hero of Cwcville===</nowiki> 

"I rocked it hard February 3, 2007 at the Gamestop by Forest Lakes. It was close, but thanks to my HARDCORE months of

practice, I CONQURED!!! ''[[Wikipedia: Free Bird|Freebird]]'' on Expert was awfully tough, but I scored highest above my opponent in the Final Round

with that song. I won a cool T-Shirt."

"I also watched the new [[Guitar Hero]] episode of ''[[South Park]]'' November 7, [[2007]]; it was awesomely hilarious. Apparently the creators had a big thing for ''[[Wikipedia:Carry On, My Wayward Son|Carry On Wayward Son]]''; I don't blame them, except for waiting through the intro lyrics, it is a fuckin' awesome song. Although Boston's ''More Than A Feeling'' is the World's Greatest Song, hands down. Thank you, Aqua Teens for agreeing on that."
</blockquote>
:* Pictures and thoughts on his [[Officer Nasty]] doll. (The pictures somehow don't make it onto ED; that's okay because he's tricked into providing them again later.)
<blockquote>
<nowiki>===Cheese it, the cops!!===
[[Image:1000650.JPG|thumb|Nah, it's just my artificial woman in her plastic blue outfit. Awesome to fuck, and the cleaning maintance is simple. She'll only last until she has her internal injury.]]
[[Image:1000651.JPG|thumb|Yeah... Look at those big hooters!]]
[[Image:1000652.JPG|thumb|Oops, she popped her top. :D]]
</nowiki>
</blockquote>
 
'''Between 8:59 and 9:09 p.m. EST, 12 Nov (1:59-02:09 GMT 13 Nov), Chris makes the following edits:
'''
* Virignia time: 8:59-9:09pm, 12 November 2007
* Puts his shit back in.
* Amends a sentence defending the jerkops to say "they're all just doing their jobs '''of enforcing an awesomely [[Virginia is for Virgins|fucked-up false law]].'''"

* Adds this:
{{quote|Christian Weston Chandler would like [[ED]] and [[4chan]] to know the following: '''I will continue to Shove The True Facts From My Heart and Soul Down Your Throats, only until you take this WHOLE PAGE Down For Good.'''}}

===13 November===

'''At 2:15 p.m. EST (19:14 GMT), Chris makes the following edits:
'''
* Sanitizing the article again, and putting his material back in.
* Adds this description of Jerkops: "the imposter police in colors OTHER than BLUE or BLACK who enforce the fucked-up false law of Virginia is for Virgins; not lovers".
* Edits a recommendation that [[Autistic]] people should be avoided to say "Despite it being highly recommended that anyone with [[Autism]] '''will get stared at in deep depth'''"
* Adds a link to one of his diary entries, which is a tinyurl link pointing to what was presumably his [[MySpace]] blog before he took it down in 2008.

===14 November===

'''Between 11:29 and 11:43 p.m. EST (04:29-04:43 GMT, 15 Nov), Chris makes the following edits:
'''
* Creates the user page for Reldnahc. Spends fifteen minutes trying to figure out how to embed an MP3 of So Need a Cute Girl directly onto the page, but fails.
* Puts his material back into the ED article, possibly other minor edits.

===28 December===

'''Edit made at 12:25 a.m. EST (05:26 GMT):'''

* By this point Chris seems to be copy-pasting a poorly-formatted copy of the article as he wants it to appear. Ironically, several insults directed at him, which had been edited for length, are now reintroduced by his reversion. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997377875]

===30 December===

'''Edits made at 12:13-12:14 (05:13-05:14 GMT):'''

* Now using a new account, "Chris-chan", Chris replaces three whole articles (his own, as well as "Scared kitty" and "Insane Clown Posse/TL;DR‎") with "Stop spreading LIES about me!" [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997380740] [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Scared_kitty&diff=prev&oldid=1997380741] [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Insane_Clown_Posse/TL%3BDR&diff=prev&oldid=1997380745]

==2008==

===10 January===

'''Chris makes the following edit at 2:49 p.m. EST (19:49 GMT)

* Chris replaces the entire article with "<nowiki>[vo!d]</nowiki>" [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997396041]

===19 January===

'''Edit made at 4:35 a.m. (09:35 GMT)

* Denilah replaces the entire article with the following:

<blockquote>Dahlings, by order of of President [[George W. Bush|George Bush Junior]], there shall be no naughty, grotesque posts of this dahling US citizen.

Any new posts, or deletion of this official message shall be found punishable to the fullest extent of American Law.

From the Secreterial Desk of the White House,

The President, George Bush</blockquote>

: It's unclear if Denilah was Chris, since there are many trolls who vandalize the page for lulz. But if Chris were going to convince people that someone who is not Chris says the page must not be edited, this is probably what it would look like. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997405266]

===21 January===

'''Edit made at 4:43 a.m. EST (09:43 GMT):'''

* As Clyde ([[Clyde Cash|no relation?]]), Chris replaces the article with:

<blockquote>
<center>*****POST NO BILLS*****</center>
<center>There is absolutely no meaning in cyber bullying. And if you have so much free time to play the cruelest game of "[[KICK THE AUTISTIC]]", then you CAN and SHOULD put the time to better use; volunteer for a social chore; take up the culture in [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|tasteful art]]; go out and socialize.
 You don't need to terrorize the innocent. Please. Stop mocking not just me, but all the individuals you have hurt with this crappy bullying, Because IT HURTS YOU AND US ALL.
 Thank you.
 Christian Weston Chandler.</center>
 [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997406599&oldid=1997405835]</blockquote>

===25 January===

'''Edits made from 6:10 to 6:16 a.m EST (11:10-11:16 GMT):'''

* A new account, Glith, adds a message to the Chris-chan talk page, saying "I KNOW MORE THAN YOU THINK," adding "so there". [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Chris-chan/Archive8&diff=prev&oldid=1997409944]

* Glith replaces the article with the a request that ED persecute [[Joshua Martinez]] instead of Chris. This doesn't seem to work—something about personal armies or something. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997409947]

===26 January===

'''Edits made 6:15-6:27 a.m. EST (11:15-11:27 GMT):'''

* As Waltbunn, Chris blanks the article (and its talk page) and tries to come up with some sort of wiki tag that will somehow prevent further editing or otherwise destroy the article. None of this shit works, of course.<ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Waltbunn</ref>

===12 March===

'''Edits made at 5:52 a.m. EDT (09:52 GMT)'''

* On the same day that Megan and Chris exchange emails about Megan's outrage over the fingerbanging picture, Waltermelon removes virtually every reference to Megan from the article, as well as the Chris/Megan sex drawing Chris himself posted in November 2007. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997467336&oldid=1997465382]

===15 March===

'''Edits made from 8:49-8:57 a.m. EDT (12:49-12:57 GMT):'''
[[Image:TomTomCloseup.jpg|thumb|right|Chris used this image, TomTomCloseup.jpg, to replace [[ShecameforCWC]].]]
* Christian-Weston-Chandler uploads a new file, TomTomCloseup.jpg‎, which is a closeup of the vagina in the original ShecameforCWC.JPG drawing. He replaces ShecameforCWC.JPG with TomTomCloseup.jpg‎ in the article. Presumably his reasoning here is that if he can't get ED to let him take the picture down altogether, he can compromise with them by substituting a different drawing that at least doesn't show Megan's face.

* He then repeatedly deletes and re-inserts the same section of text about Megan, as if he's not sure whether it should be in the article or not. He may be thinking that these edits will distract from his actual goal, which is to eliminate ShecameforCWC.JPG. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997471349&oldid=1997469851]

:This plan is successful for maybe two days, until the article is protected and CrumpetTrumpet identifies the chicanery. Note that everyone is still of the opinion that it's Crystal in the drawing--nobody, including Megan, would have ever known he drew her nude if he'd known when to shut up. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997475778&oldid=1997475129]

'''9:13 p.m. EDT (01:13 GMT 16 Mar):'''

* Chris edits a notice alerting ED users to his vandalism to read: "Christian Weston Chandler is currently trying to vandalize this article. You can help by explaining why you hate him so much as to contribute to this drama-mama."

===17 March===

'''8:39-8:48 p.m. EDT (00:39-00:48 GMT 18 Mar):'''

* Chris tries to replace the Megan drawing with the TomTomCloseup.jpg‎ again. He also removes references to Megan and to his vandalism of the article (although he ''adds'' a list of his known sockpuppets, for some reason; he may be working from an earlier revision without reading it). He seriously thinks he can ban ED users WhiteMystery and CrumpetTrumpet from his own article by merely posting tables which are presumably crude copies of templates. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997475972&oldid=1997475794]

'''10:58-10:59 p.m. EDT (02:58-02:59 GMT 18 Mar):'''

* Chris uploads his cover art for his [[Adult Chronicles]] game, for PS2, PS3, and Wii, and adds them to the article, noting "Never on HEXBox!" He again tries to remove the Megan drawing and the list of sockpuppets. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997476177&oldid=1997475996]

===18 March===

'''12:07-12:11 a.m. EDT (04:07-04:11 GMT):'''

* Chris by now seems more concerned with dispelling the notion that he wants to have sex with Crystal than with taking down the Megan drawing. He changes this:

{{quote|...and drawing pictures of himself having sex with his imaginary twin sister.}}

: to read:
{{quote|and drawing pictures of himself having sex with Megan, who would never want to do it with him anyhow; what a sadsack virginal loser.}}

: He makes other alterations to the captions of thumbnails to mock himself for wanting sex with Megan, all the better to prevent anyone from drawing the more (hypothetically) incestuous conclusion. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997476252&oldid=1997476245]

'''9:00-9:10 a.m. EDT (13:00-13:10 GMT):'''

* Chris again changes the sentence about him wanting to have sex with his imaginary sister to "his lost Sailor Soldier, Megan, who dumped his sorry ass for drawing the pic of him fucking her; she never even had any inkling of interest in him. What a intolerable sad-sack loser."

* He edits the article's implication that he only claims to be autistic, citing "paperwork from doctors and psychologists and other quacks."

* By now he has stopped trying to remove the Megan drawing and merely moves it around the article. Megan appears to have said something to him that has made him stop giving a shit. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997476698&oldid=1997476683]

===19 March===

'''6:15 p.m. EDT (22:15 GMT):'''

* Chris removes paragraphs about Megan again, and tries for the second time to ban users by putting up crude templates saying they're banned. His banhammer is aimed at users who have reverted his edits: WhiteMystery, CrumpetTrumpet, Weatherman, Drunkenlazybastard, and MysteryBot. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997478479&oldid=1997476922]

===20 March===

'''8:14-8:40 p.m. EDT (00:14-00:40 GMT 21 Mar)''':

* Christian decides if you can't beat 'em, join 'em, and presents [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]] He also continues to delete sections about Megan and references to wanting to have sex with Crystal. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997480063&oldid=1997479407]

===21 March===

'''1:08-1:09 p.m. EDT (17:08-17:09 GMT):''',

* Chris deletes large, seemingly arbitrary portions of the article, strangely leaving parts of it intact. He specifically targets a drawing of Rosechu with a penis. This appears to be his final round of edits to ED until August 2008. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997481251&oldid=1997480886]

===7 August===

'''2:03 a.m. EDT (06:03 GMT):'''

* A user known only as SAVE CHRIS CHAN replaces the article with "YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES! CWC DOES NOT DESERVE ALL THIS HATE!" [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997693022]

===13 August===

'''8:48-8:49 p.m. EDT (00:48-00:49 GMT 14 Aug):'''

* Reldnahc returns to the Chris-chan talk page with this announcement concerning the alleged medallion theft: [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Chris-chan/Archive8&diff=prev&oldid=1997701173]

<blockquote>
<nowiki>=== Hey, B-Itches, Quit your barkin'. ===</nowiki> 

I have returned to my comic drawing, one page at a time, so you can quit your slanderous, unrequired cries for attention. Also, I LAUGH at your mockery of a medal imitation; yours looks MORE like a sugar cookie I had with lunch...from a Grocery Store; Free Cookies!

The neighbors have been complaining, and they have provided over a Thousand signatures on the Petition; let your Encyclopedogia Bitchmatica get its injection for eternal sleep.

|----

Middle Finger in your "Ear Lot Evil".
</blockquote>

===14 August===

'''7:41-7:45 p.m. EDT (23:41-23:45 GMT):'''

* Jamplerf replaces both the Chris-chan and 4chan articles with "Fuck you, ED." It's difficult to determine whether this is really Chris or a troll capitalizing on the wave of CWC-mania at the time, but the vandalism is consistent with Christian's focus on 4chan as an enemy. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Jamplerf]

===17 August===

'''6:18 a.m. EDT (10:18 GMT):'''

* Chris deletes a (probably apocryphal) story on the talk page about him deliberately getting into a car wreck with a pretty girl as a pretext to asking her on a date. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Chris-chan/Archive8&diff=prev&oldid=1997706991]

====18 August====

'''2:46 a.m. EDT (06:46 GMT):'''

* Chris deletes discussion of his parents' names and home address. You may be noticing by this point that the harder he tries the worse things get. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Chris-chan/Archive8&diff=prev&oldid=1997708544]

===22 August===

'''10:38-10:43 p.m. EDT (02:38-02:43 GMT 23 Aug):'''

* Chris furiously tries to remove any reference to his home phone number and address from the Chris-chan article and the talk page. He finally says:

<blockquote><nowiki>===IF YOU BOTHER ME===</nowiki>

I will STAR69 Your Number or call 911!
You are NOT Freakin' TMZ, so just leave me Alone with Peace of my Mind. [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
</blockquote>

===30 August===

'''5:09 a.m. EDT (09:09 GMT):'''

* In a curiously low-key edit, Chris corrects a report about him getting kicked out of his favorite shop, changing "GameStop" to "Game Place".

===2 September===

'''4:00-4:27 a.m. EDT (08:00-08:27 GMT):'''

* Chris uploads nine nude drawings of Rosechu and replaces transsexual and homoerotic Sonichu fan art with them. (Later, in [[Sonichu 8]], these images are shown to be photographs taken by Rosechu herself and uploaded to [[4-cent_garbage.com]].) [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997731317&oldid=1997731056]

* While he's doing this he makes an odd comment in the caption of a picture of Crystal: "Crystal has her vagina ready too."

===3 September===

'''3:53-6:19 p.m. EDT (19:53-22:19 GMT):'''

* Christian reverts edits of his new Rosechu nudes. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997733933]

* On his Reldnahc user talk page, Chris finds himself repeatedly blanking the page to remove a template showing dozens of images of penises. In response he creates a gallery of erotic imagery he has found on ED that meets with his approval, and posts it on both his user page and its talk page. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Reldnahc&diff=prev&oldid=1997733922] [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Reldnahc&diff=prev&oldid=1997733919]

* Chris also continues to try to correct the assumption that it is Crystal and not Megan in the fingerbanging art. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997733937]

===4 September===

'''2:37-4:21 a.m. EDT (06:37-08:21 GMT):'''

* Chris deletes large portions of the Reldnahc talk page criticizing his edits, and struggles to keep the dongs off the page and his gallery on. He issues variations of this statement on Chris-chan, User:Reldnahc, and User talk:Reldnahc:

<blockquote>
<nowiki>**DO NOT DELETE, NOR CENSOR, MY BOMBASTIC PROTEST!!!!!!**</nowiki> 

I AM ADDING THE POSITIVITY THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE DESPERATELY NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE. What I am doing is a STAND against OFFENSIVE, UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED Additions to ANY Female Image. What I am doing is a STAND for EVERY SINGLE WOMAN Everywhere, because NO WOMAN would EVER want such a Horrific Twist of Fate. What I am doing is a STAND against the VERY THING that is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!! 

And I will continue to draw my own TASTEFUL NUDE FEMALE ART, with HONEST VAGINA, UTERUS AND OVARIES to my heart's and RAGE AGAINST YOU DICK-HEADS content. 

If you want me to stop, Draw Breasts, Vaginas, Uterus, Ovaries and the God-Given Eggs within them on ALL ROSECHU FANART for yourselves, you Two-Inch Short Dick-HEADS!!!!!!!! 

Sincerely, 
Christian Weston Chandler, 
A Man For The Women, For the Women's Rights, For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace. 

{{quote|P.S. I FULLY UNDERSTAND YOUR MOCKERIES; YOU ALL ARE JUST JERK IDIOTS.|Chris-Chan}}
</blockquote>

'''10:21-11:14 p.m. EDT (02:21-03:14 GMT 5 Sep):'''

* Chris continues battling to either remove the penises on his talk page or change them into pictures of boobies and vaginas. During this flurry of edits he also begins to weed out pictures he previously put in his "choice ED pics" of Dot from Animaniacs, Cream from Sonic the Hedgehog, and Misty from Pokémon; this seems to be out of concern that people think he is fapping to underage characters, since this comes within hours of his announcement that Rosechu is eighteen years old.

===7 September===

'''1:07 a.m. EDT (05:07 GMT):'''

* Chris makes an edit to dispute the assertion that his Rule 34 drawings had to have been drawn prior to ED's discovery of him. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997739363]

===9 September===
'''9:17-9:34 p.m. EDT (01:17-01:34 GMT 10 Sep):'''

* Chris edits the section for the newly-released Episode 18, trying to make sure everyone understands that the villains of the piece are Jason Kendrick Howell and a thinly-veiled analogue of ED. He continues to insist that it's Megan, not Crystal, in the fingerbanging picture.

* On his user page and usertalk page, Chris continues in vain to stop the influx of pickles.

===11 September===

'''10:15-10:16 p.m. EDT (02:15-02:16 GMT):'''

* Chris by now realizes the n00dz he thought he sent to [[Blanca]] actually ended up in the hands of the Man in the Pickle Suit, and they're all on ED. He blanks the Chris-chan, User:Reldnahc, and User talk:Reldnahc articles. All three articles are reverted in minutes; ED's MysteryBot automatically suspends the Reldnahc account for at least 24 hours. This presumably discourages Chris from making further attempts to salvage his reputation, as there is little evidence of him contributing to ED from this point forward.

===16 March===
'''Edits made at 5:45 p.m. EDT (21:42-21:45 GMT):'''

* The Chris-chan account, which has lay dormant since 30 December 2007, suddenly reappears to leave cryptic messages on the articles for [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Cho_Seung-Hui&diff=prev&oldid=1997961206 Cho Seung-Hui] and [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Tim_Kretschmer&diff=prev&oldid=1997961205 Tim Kretschmer], and to replace the Chris-chan article with this message:

<blockquote>One day you FUCKERS will pay for what you have done!

You made [[Megan]] live! MY ONLY FUCKING SWEETHEART! YOU WILL PAY!

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!

REMOVE THIS FUCKING ARTICLE, 4 CENT GARBAGE![http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997961209&oldid=1997960172]</blockquote>

: Chris's password strength is notoriously weak, and it's very likely someone has hijacked one or more of his ED account, especially now that this article exists to list his sockpuppets.

===May 2009===

===14 May===

'''Edits made at 6:53-6:54 p.m. EDT (22:53-22:54 GMT):'''

* A new account, [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu], is created and used to put the following message on the "Chris-chan" talk page:

<blockquote>
<nowiki>=== I've moved on last Tuesday ===</nowiki> 

I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the crestfallen emotions, but I am moving on with my life.

Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to troll me any further. Do you dare?

Peace-Out,
Christian Weston Chandler.

<nowiki>--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 22:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)</nowiki>
</blockquote>

===15 May===

'''Edits made 11:35-11:36 p.m. EDT (3:35-3:36 GMT 16 May)'''

* ChrisChanSonichu adds the following to his previous message:

<blockquote>Hey, CLYDE, you JERK. I said "IN REAL LIFE", not Playstation. Also, why don't you be the man you CLAIM to be and face me yourself? You keep sending out your prawns to do your dirty work, you coward. >:-(

Christian C.</blockquote>

* He then immediately reverts his own edit.

There has been speculation that the edits were fake, but his videos since the 15th of May have confirmed the information given, so it can reasonably be assumed that the account belongs to Chris.

==Sauces==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]
*[[Christian's sex joke]]
*[[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki]]

{{The Internet}}
{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Trolling]]
[[Category: ED Saga]]

The Hook Cafe

2011-01-11T01:38:41Z

MachPunch:

{{taxpayermoney}}
[[Image:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|Chris's profile image, or what Ash Ketchum would look like if he had grown up to be a fat, acne-ridden and [[homos|deeply closeted]] manchild.]]

The local alternative weekly paper in [[Charlottesville]] is ''[[Duck|The Hook]]'', and its online personal-ads site is called '''The Hook Cafe'''. Some time in early [[2010]], Chris posted a personal ad at the Cafe under the nickname "[[Chris and sex|direct2sex]]," declaring that he "Need [[China|Sexy Sweets]] from Woman." A ninety day pass to the site is $40, which means that Chris had to use his [[monthly tugboat]] to put the ad up.

The ad is one of the most blatant confirmations that Chris is no longer interested in "true love" and is now simply looking to get laid. This is not totally unexpected, as most of his followers have always believed that true honest love was merely a ruse to get sex, and that if Chris could get to the [[hanky-panky]] without having to actually care about someone, he would do so in a heartbeat. Before the discovery of this profile, the clearest evidence of this was [[Mailbag 53#So much for true love|one of Chris's mailbag responses]].

Of note are the differences between this and his previous [[dating profiles]]. Chris is apparently making an attempt at being a grown up, and as a result he neglects to mention [[Sonichu]], his [[autism]] or the fact he's a twenty eight year old [[virgin with rage]]. He also has started to specify a desire for women 21 years or older (but not older than himself, despite his pretty obvious desire for a mother-like figure in his potential mate). In the past he had been open to the idea of dating an 18 year old, despite the vast age difference, and really only stopped at that age for legal reasons.

This is also not the first time Chris has posted a personal ad on the Hook Cafe. An earlier attempt, where Chris promoted himself as a "Handsome Virgin searching for Woman," fell victim to hackers around the beginning of 2009. Unfortunately, most of its original contents weren't preserved before the trolls gave it a makeover. It's the hacked version that's referred to in Chris's [[IRC (20 January 2009)|20 January 2009 IRC chat]].

Chris was able to solicit the attentions of a young lady named [[Jackie]] on this website. After [[Jackie e-mails|getting to know him]], she learned to steer clearly away. Long after she stopped responding to his pleas, Chris released [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|a video]] in [[September 2010]] declaring his undying love for her.

On 9 April 2010, the moderators on the site deleted Chris's profile, possibly due to a flood of fake profiles set up by [[trolls]]. Several troll profiles were also deleted. With the death of this profile, Chris has apparently shifted his efforts back to [[OkCupid]] as his go-to for soliciting sex via the internet.

==Ad==
[[Image:direct2sex.jpg|thumb|A screenshot of the ad, as of 5 April 2010.]]

The following is all the information included in the ad as of 5 April 2010. All misspellings or unusual capitalizations are from the original page. The peculiar entry under "Religion" (which lists his affiliation as both "Methodist" and "None") is probably the result of an error Chris made when filling out the form that produced his profile.

===Introduction===

I am an [[honest content|honest]], [[Chris and anger|compassionate]] [[Megan Saga|gentleman]], with a good sense of [[Random-access humor|humor]]. I am looking for good time(s) with a woman; I'm not getting any younger. I would like a 21-28 year old woman with a pretty face, a sexy slim to average body and an honest and compassionate personality. Show me your honest and sweet interest and love, and I'll show you a good time. Hit me up with an e-mail with your photo and digits, and I will respond quickly in suit. Smokers, [[Obesity|overweights]], [[Niggos|blacks]] and [[List of Chris's lies|liars]] need not apply.

===Characteristics===
Gender: '''Man''' 
Current Status: '''Single''' 
Looking for: '''[[Fuck Quest|Friends with benefits]], Some Action, Casual Dating''' 
Body Type: '''[[Obesity|Average, Muscular, Height / Weight proportionate]]''' 
Eyes: '''[[Heterochromia|L=Blue, R=Green]]''' 
Height: '''5' 10"''' 
Hair Type: '''Brown''' 
Age: '''28''' 
Seeks: [[china|'''Woman for Dating, Woman for Friendship''']]

===Profile===
Education: '''[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|College graduate]]''' 
Ethnicity: '''Caucasian''' 
Religion: '''[[Chris and religion|None, Christian / Methodist]]''' 
Political Leanings: '''[[Obama|Moderate]]''' 
City: '''Ruckersville''' 
Occupation: '''[[Chris and art|Artist]]''' 
Have Children: '''No''' 
Want Children: '''[[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Yes]]'''

===Habits===
Smoking: '''[[Tobacky|Never]]''' 
Drinking: '''[[Alcohol|Socially]]''' 
Drugs: '''Not interested'''

===Personality===
I get around town via: '''[[Son-chu|Car]], [[Sonichu's Edge|Walk]]''' 
My dietary preferences are: '''[[Obesity|Conscious Omnivore]]''' 
I spend my free time: '''[[R.L. Stine|Reading]], [[Sonichu|Creating]], [[Guitar Hero|Playing sports]], [[Chris's Big Night Out|Clubbing]], [[30_Push-Ups|Working out]], [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|Watching movies]], [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Shopping]], [[McDonald's|Dining out]], Biking''' 
Funniest Thing: '''A man chasing a dog. [[Random-access humor|And the dog has a ham in its mouth]]'''

===Deeper===
The best thing about Charlottesville is: '''The vast history behind it.'''

My radio dial is usually tuned to? '''Z-95.1'''

Quote a line from your favorite movie. '''[[Mary Poppins|Supercalifragilisticespialadocious]]'''

Thomas Jefferson makes me: '''feel inspired and better enjoy Charlottesville, VA.'''

The first thing I read in the Hook is? '''The Arts.'''

Name three things [[Semen|you shouldn't have eaten]]. '''Beets, [[Pickles]], Relish.'''

===Fill It===
I'm an open-minded person, but '''smokers''' is a deal-breaker.

Design your ideal mate: [[Chris and reality|the brain of a '''college graduate''' and the body of a '''Playboy Womam]]'''

[[Mom|People]] say '''[[Chris and his Ego|my face is my best feature]]'''.

The first section I turn to in the Hook is '''the Arts'''

The quickest way to my heart is '''sweet compassion''' The quickest way to my bed is '''honest lovin'''' And in the morning, I like my [[Christian's sex joke|eggs]] cooked '''fried and well-done'''

My favorite cartoon as a kid was '''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'''

'''[[Golden Corral]]''' is my favorite restaurant.

===In and Out===
'''Best Buy''' or Sidetracks

'''Summer''' or Winter

'''[[Hex Box|PC]]''' or Mac

'''Cavaliers''' or [[War Paint Video|Redskins]]

'''[[Chris and death|Casket]]''' or Cremation

Fax or '''Email'''

Dyed or '''Natural'''

SUV or '''Sedan'''

==See also==
*[[Dating profiles]]
*[[Match.com]]
{{DEFAULTSORT:Hook Cafe}}
[[Category:Websites]]
[[Category: Jackie Saga]]

Sarah May Skype Logs

2011-01-11T01:37:12Z

MachPunch:

The '''Sarah May Skype Logs''' are two [[February 2009]] and one [[March 2009]] chats between [[Chris]] and [[Sarah May]], co-founder of [[Sonichu Girls]] and an aspiring gal-pal during the [[Julie]] saga. Chris and Sarah discuss the plan to rescue [[Julie]] in Cleveland.

==Summary==
The first chat begins on the evening of 25 February 2009. Chris is upset that [[Aunt Corrina]] has just died, but is determined to leave the next day to save Julie in Cleveland, Ohio. Chris tells Sarah that God, Jesus, and Aunt Corina have told him to leave right away. Chris also explains that he will be sneaking out without telling [[Bob]] and [[Barb]], and he describes his plans for the trip.

The second chat takes place during the afternoon of 27 February 2009. Chris has just returned from his adventure to Cleveland and shows Sarah proof of his visit. Chris tells Sarah he is glad she didn't kill herself.

The third chat, which took place on 4 March 2009, reveals that Sarah May was a troll the entire time.

==2/25/09==
 [5:16:30 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Hey, Maychu.
 [5:16:52 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Hey best friend!
 [5:16:57 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' How are you?
 [5:17:14 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I'm good, how are you ^^
 [5:18:42 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm faring well. I've shared the pain with my [[mother]] during my Aunt Corina's funeral yesterday. and I have been planning my trip to go to Cleaveland to meet, and escort to [[virginia]], Julie.
 [5:19:03 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I have received much support in the trip not only from my [[online]] [[fans]], including yourself. :)
 [5:19:41 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' but also from God, Jesus, AND the spirit of my Aunt Corina, as I touched her hand before they closed her casket.
 [5:19:49 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I Heard them, seriously.
 [5:20:21 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' even the spirits from my past Weston family members who were buried at that same church, including my Grandparents and my Great Grandparents.
 [5:20:35 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm using money I got on my Birthday for the trip.
 [5:20:49 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm leaving tomorrow morning.
 [5:21:12 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oh, my gosh!! You heard from [[God and Jesus]]?!
 [5:21:14 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm all set; I have a road map for Eastern USA, directions To Julie and From from mapquest.
 [5:21:49 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I have set aside six changes of clothes, I'm bringing my cell, [[PSP]] and [[DS]] with AC adaptors.
 [5:22:03 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' it's only a 7 hour drive.
 [5:22:10 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes, I did.
 [5:22:29 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oh, wow, Chris!! What did they say?? And what did your Aunt say??
 [5:22:29 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' "Make the trip and go to Julie," they all said.
 [5:23:09 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' and I'm not informing my mother and [[father]] until the last minute with a note, and photocopy of my printed directions and the portion of my road map with the marked path.
 [5:23:17 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' *based on Mapquest's directions.
 [5:24:11 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Confidentially, I have about 45 dollars in my bank, 16 in my wallet, my phone will be fully charged, and I have a freshly filled tank of gas.
 [5:24:28 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' My mind is set.
 [5:24:56 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oh my gosh, Chris!!!!!! This is so exciting!!!!!!
 [5:25:13 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I even got a scare tatic from [[Clyde]]; he said, "we're shipping Julie to [[China]] in 10 hours. You have disappointed me." But I know he's just testing me again.
 [5:25:41 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I've replied with my fact that tomorrow morning, I'm leaving for Cleaveland to meet Julie and bring her back with me.
 [5:27:00 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oh, Chris, wow!!!
 [5:27:03 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Does Julie know??
 [5:27:14 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' not yet.
 [5:27:46 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I've been plotting the past few days; I would have gone this morning, but I needed part 2 of my Birthday Bucks, and the full tank of gas, so I waited.
 [5:28:14 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Listen, Sarah May, I would like you to do me a favor.
 [5:28:19 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' are you going into the Mumble tonight?
 [5:28:32 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I will do you any favour, Chris-chan :)
 [5:28:37 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' cool.
 [5:29:23 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' anyway, make sure Clyde and/or Julie's brother, Max, are in there. Copy and Paste what I have just typed up for you, for all, ESPICIALLY those two to read and know.
 [5:29:58 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I would go on there myself, but I need my sleep for the trip, and I plan on getting up at about 4 AM, and leaving at 5 or 5:30 AM.
 [5:30:18 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' start fresh with the dawn.
 [5:30:34 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' if I follow Mapquest's direstions, I should be there Noontime.
 [5:30:38 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I will, of course, Chris. Anything you want.
 [5:30:44 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Thank you.
 [5:30:45 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' :)
 [5:30:49 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I'm so excited, Chris..
 [5:30:58 PM] '''Sarah May:''' You can do this, I know you can!!
 [5:31:23 PM] '''Sarah May:''' If you don't.. Julie will be so upset.. :( And what if Clyde isn't lying..? You know what he did to [[Panda]]..
 [5:31:52 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' ]:) I am determined and set on this trip.
 [5:32:22 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I'm so proud of you.. and you're totally ready and everything..
 [5:32:27 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Julie will be sooo impressed!!
 [5:32:42 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I bet when you get there.. she won't be able to keep her hands off you! ;)
 [5:32:47 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' :)
 [5:32:54 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I gtg; I'll TTYL.
 [5:33:01 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oh, okay, Chris <3
 [5:33:05 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Talk to you tonight?
 [5:33:08 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Please don't forget to log in and Copy/Paste. Thank You.
 [5:33:16 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I promise I won't. :)
 [5:33:22 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' no; I'm going to need my rest for to get up at 4 AM
 [5:33:39 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Alright, Chris, can you contact me at all between now and then?
 [5:33:47 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' and I still have a few more items to do in preperation before bedtime.
 [5:33:54 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Love and Peace. :)
 [5:34:11 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Chris, I'm so proud. :) Go for it! It'll be so romantic when you show up on her doorstep. :)
 [5:34:20 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I love you! Have fun!! ;)
 [5:41:35 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I've just read your [[PSN]] message; you've made something for me? :)
 [5:41:46 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Yes I have :)
 [5:42:06 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Link me to it, or what is it?
 [5:42:17 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' also, thank you for the greeting. :-*
 [5:42:36 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' *Birthday Greeting
 [5:43:40 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' please.
 [5:43:42 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' :)
 [5:46:25 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Sure thing! ^^ Sorry, had to find it. <3
Sarah May
 [5:46:34 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' it's cool. :)
 [5:46:51 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I worked really hard on it.. hope you like it! ^^
 [5:47:09 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' ^^
 [5:48:39 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' It's cute.
 [5:48:55 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Thank you. :)
 [5:49:14 PM] '''Sarah May:''' No problem.. Happy birthday, Chris-chan! Maybe it can go on your site one day. ^^
 [5:49:30 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' in the Luv Shack, after I get back with Julie.
 [5:49:39 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' :)
 [5:49:40 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Awesome, Chris, you're the best. ^^
 [5:49:44 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Have an AWESOME time!!!
 [5:51:17 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Just so you know, sexual images would have been preffered, but I saw in what you drew that you had me in your heart, and in your imagination ;) , when you drew it up.
 [5:51:31 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' *Non-Sexual images
 [5:51:42 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' non-nudity
 [5:51:55 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' my bad on using the wrong word at first.
 [5:52:01 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'll TTYL.
 [5:52:18 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm trusting and counting on you to spread the word on Mumble tonight. :)
 [5:52:24 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Love and Peace again. :-*

==2/27/09==
 [12:20:58 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Chris-chan!! <33
 [12:21:13 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Hey, Maychu. How are you?
 [12:21:33 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Are you in Cleveland?
 [12:22:00 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' no, but I did go. I sent you the details of my trip on the PSN
 [12:24:08 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Checking it out now
 [12:24:13 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I'll respond there, if you'd like
 [12:24:54 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' if you'd prefer to keep your responses from the eyes of those watching my Skype typings, you may. Otherwise, you may respond here if you wish.
 [12:30:29 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I also have evidence of my journey, my receipts from the stores and gas stations I visited and paid with my debit card on.
 [12:30:46 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' some I paid in cash.
 [12:30:58 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oh, Chris, can I see?
 [12:31:35 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I want to be able to tell Julie that you tried your best for her!
 [12:32:16 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I don't have them scanned, but I can read to you, verbatim, the address of a store closest to Ohio I've stopped at.
 [12:32:42 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oh, could you get a scan later on, then? :)
 [12:33:36 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' okay, but I'll blur out my card number, even tough they left the last four digits.
 [12:33:59 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' anyway, I visited a Sheetz and a Sonic, nearby a Wal-Mart Super Center with an enclosed Subway.
 [12:34:23 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Sheetz: 9745 St. Rt. 14
Streetsboro, OH 44241
 [12:34:54 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Sonic: 9780 State Route 14
Streetsboro, OH 44241
 [12:36:33 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I got 11.68 dollars worth of regular at Sheetz at 1.829/Gallon, and I got a dollar burger and a Lemon/Berry Slushie at Sonic.
 [12:38:08 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' BTW, the slushie was good; they used REAL fruit in making it. :P
 [12:38:31 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' there were Two Lemon wedges in there.
 [12:38:56 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' did you get all that?
 [12:39:26 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Yes I did
 [12:39:36 PM] '''Sarah May:''' And I really do appreciate you telling me!
 [12:39:48 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I'm currently reading your PSN messages, just so you know.
 [12:40:19 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' that information, about the receipts and what I bought where, you may share with the [[fanbase]], as PROOF that I actually made the 800+ Mile round-trip.
 [12:40:35 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' and I'll scan the two receipts I've mentioned for you later today.
 [12:40:45 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' *Blurring out my card number.
 [12:40:57 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I would really appreciate that, Chris. :)
 [12:41:08 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' *and I'll add something of [[Sonichu]] to the Scan.
 [12:41:22 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' *each scan of the receipts
 [12:41:36 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oooh, that would be great :)
 [12:41:57 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' in any case, I am still undecided about Julie at the moment.
 [12:42:13 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I gtg do some things, but I'll TTYL.
 [12:42:24 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' and thank you for staying alive for me. :-*
 [12:43:03 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' so you can be here for me now at this time.
 [12:43:06 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' :)
 [12:43:11 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Love and Peace.
 [12:43:18 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Of course. I will respond on the PSN soon. :)
 [12:43:24 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Love you Chris! We will talk later. ^^

==3/4/2009==

===BlueSpike still has Chris's Yahoo!===

'''[6:01:50] Christopher C.W.C.:''' Hey, Sarah.
 '''[6:02:00] Sarah May:''' Hey, Chris!
 '''[6:02:40] Christopher C.W.C.:''' did you get my messages?
 '''[6:02:48] Sarah May:''' Which ones?
 '''[6:03:16] Christopher C.W.C.:''' firtsly, the one with the Codes for iTunes and PSN for SFIV I sent to you on the WiiNetwork.
 '''[6:03:48] Sarah May:''' I will go look now! ^^
 '''[6:04:24] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I noticed you were on the PSN earlier.
 '''[6:05:11] Sarah May:''' I have a bad habit of leaving it on while I'm away. :P
 '''[6:07:36] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm having trouble with "BlueSpike", aka the 13-year old brat who posed as Julie.
 '''[6:08:23] Christopher C.W.C.:''' he won't give me back my Yahoo account he stole from me; without it, not only will there no Sonichu and Rosechu Site, but it's costing me 15 dollars a month, and I'm having no control over that.
 '''[6:09:00] Sarah May:''' I'm confused.. a 13-year old got access to Julie's accounts?
 '''[6:09:17] Christopher C.W.C.:''' the 13-year old WAS Julie, this whole time.
 '''[6:09:29] Sarah May:''' What? No..
 '''[6:09:34] Sarah May:''' Julie told me she was 19, I think
 '''[6:10:11] Sarah May:''' She also said she was banned from the PSN.. did you do that?
 '''[6:10:48] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I may have had a hand in that, by calling Sony myself to get MY account back.
 '''[6:12:43] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I didn't know they were going to close his out in the process.
 '''[6:18:36] Sarah May:''' So.. wait a second..
 '''[6:18:38] Sarah May:''' Julie is a boy?
 '''[6:19:09] Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes.
 '''[6:19:14] Christopher C.W.C.:''' are you in Mumble right now?
 '''[6:19:25] Sarah May:''' I'm not. Are you?
 '''[6:19:30] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I am.
 '''[6:20:31] Sarah May:''' Do you want me to go in there?
 '''[6:20:41] Christopher C.W.C.:''' only if you want to.
 '''[6:33:21] Sarah May:''' I don't have Mumble on this computer, I'm really sorry, Chris
 '''[6:33:38] Sarah May:''' But please let me know when you're out
 '''[6:34:00] Sarah May:''' So we can talk.
 '''[6:42:31] Sarah May:''' Chris, can you return that gift card? Or use it for yourself?
 '''[6:49:11] Christopher C.W.C.:''' why?
 '''[6:49:25] Sarah May:''' Well, I don't feel right taking it.
 '''[6:49:35] Sarah May:''' Not after 'Julie' tricked you into wasting your money.
 '''[6:50:13] Christopher C.W.C.:''' no, it's not that. I'm giving this card to you, from my heart, after hurting you for me not being able to keep my promises before, as revealed in that past discussion.
 '''[6:50:25] Sarah May:''' No, Chris
 '''[6:50:27] Sarah May:''' I want you to keep it
 '''[6:50:28] Sarah May:''' Please.

===Sarah can come over===

 '''[6:51:12] Christopher C.W.C.:''' okay, I'll use it. And upon retrospective, I guess I could have kept my promises to you after all, since "Julie" was not real.
 '''[6:51:25] Sarah May:''' Which promises?
 '''[6:51:44] Christopher C.W.C.:''' don't you remember; me and you?
 '''[6:52:31] Christopher C.W.C.:''' anyway, with all that said, I am still planning to move on and search for True Love and Romance locally in Charlottesville; I'm tired of trying on the internet, and you have your boyfriend now. And again, I wish you the best of luck in your future with him.
 '''[6:52:44] Christopher C.W.C.:''' BTW, did you receive the sample of my hair from Cassie?
 '''[6:52:46] Sarah May:''' No, Chris, wait..
 '''[6:52:51] Sarah May:''' I have something to tell you
 '''[6:52:54] Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes?
 '''[6:53:05] Sarah May:''' My boyfriend and I broke up
 '''[6:53:10] Christopher C.W.C.:''' really?
 '''[6:53:13] Sarah May:''' Yep
 '''[6:53:17] Sarah May:''' I'm single again
 '''[6:53:25] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm sorry to hear that.
 '''[6:53:39] Sarah May:''' It's okay, it was a mutual breakup
 '''[6:53:40] Sarah May:''' ^^
 '''[6:54:14] Christopher C.W.C.:''' well, if you still want to be with me, I ask you to come to my place, since I'm unable to make it to you, but at your own pace.
 '''[6:54:21] Sarah May:''' What?
 '''[6:54:27] Christopher C.W.C.:''' or I can just move on and search in C-Ville.
 '''[6:54:42] Christopher C.W.C.:''' ?
 '''[6:54:47] Sarah May:''' What do you mean, you want me to go to your place?
 '''[6:54:59] Christopher C.W.C.:''' that was what I said.
 '''[6:55:12] Christopher C.W.C.:''' but you don't have to.
 '''[6:55:39] Christopher C.W.C.:''' if you are unable to make the trip.

===Chris is over his autism===

 '''[6:56:02] Christopher C.W.C.:''' did I bother you?
 '''[6:56:03] Christopher C.W.C.:''' just now?
 '''[6:56:21] Sarah May:''' Yes
 '''[6:56:24] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm sorry if I did.
 '''[6:56:42] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm not thinking totally clear; my virus is affecting my mind a bit.
 '''[6:58:04] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I guess a better way I could have phrased it... what do you want to do in your pursuit for true love again?
 '''[6:58:15] Sarah May:''' Why not blame it on your autism as well?
 '''[6:58:38] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm not going to blame it on my autism; I have realized that I am over that now.
 '''[6:58:50] Sarah May:''' Over what?
 '''[6:58:53] Sarah May:''' Over your autism?
 '''[6:58:57] Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes
 '''[6:59:29] Sarah May:''' . . .
 '''[6:59:36] Christopher C.W.C.:''' anyway, what is it that you want to do?
 '''[6:59:39] Sarah May:''' Christian
 '''[6:59:46] Sarah May:''' Are you serious?
 '''[6:59:53] Sarah May:''' Autism is not influenza
 '''[7:00:03] Sarah May:''' You don't 'get over it'
 '''[7:00:41] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I've broken out of my autistic shell, and I am better able to socialize in public, with the past practices online.
 '''[7:01:03] Sarah May:''' No, Chris.
 '''[7:01:05] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I've also had better practices with eye-contact, by giving eye-contact to my webcam/PSEye
 '''[7:01:09] Sarah May:''' You haven't, and you never will.
 '''[7:01:26] Sarah May:''' You've been blaming every one of your faults on your 'autism'
 '''[7:01:30] Sarah May:''' Since day fucking one
 '''[7:01:38] Christopher C.W.C.:''' ...
 '''[7:01:42] Sarah May:''' You can't survive without your 'autistic shell'
 '''[7:02:05] Sarah May:''' It isn't something that prevents you from socializing with others. It's what you hide behind so nothing appears to be your doing.
 '''[7:02:53] Christopher C.W.C.:''' ...I don't know...
 '''[7:03:00] Sarah May:''' What do you mean?
 '''[7:03:15] Christopher C.W.C.:''' my mind is blown over this; it's a blank.
 '''[7:03:22] Christopher C.W.C.:''' i'm not sure what to think.
 '''[7:03:29] Christopher C.W.C.:''' sometimes, I even feel retarded.
 '''[7:03:36] Christopher C.W.C.:''' mentally handicapped.
 '''[7:03:50] Sarah May:''' ...
 '''[7:04:01] Sarah May:''' Chris, my nephew Cameron is autistic.
 '''[7:04:15] Sarah May:''' It's a disgrace for you to call yourself autistic.
 '''[7:04:23] Sarah May:''' You aren't; you never were.
 '''[7:04:27] Sarah May:''' It's a ridiculous excuse.
 '''[7:04:30] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I had the papers that said I was.
 '''[7:04:40] Christopher C.W.C.:''' and the testwork behind those papers.
 '''[7:04:42] Sarah May:''' Hah, you had 'the papers'?
 '''[7:05:04] Christopher C.W.C.:''' they're in a filing cabinet in my house; my father knows where they are.
 '''[7:05:38] Sarah May:''' Uh, okay..
 '''[7:05:46] Sarah May:''' I don't doubt that you were tested.

===Chris tries to leave===

'''[7:05:53] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I gtg; I have a lot to sort through in my mind now, with all the input I've just got.
 '''[7:05:57] Christopher C.W.C.:''' thank you.
 '''[7:06:00] Sarah May:''' Chris
 '''[7:06:02] Sarah May:''' Stay here.
 '''[7:06:03] Sarah May:''' Now.
 '''[7:06:07] Sarah May:''' If you leave, I'll leave.
 '''[7:06:09] Christopher C.W.C.:''' ok
 '''[7:06:12] Sarah May:''' I'm all you have left.
 '''[7:06:15] Sarah May:''' Stay here and listen to me.
 '''[7:06:21] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm listening.
 '''[7:06:51] Sarah May:''' I don't doubt that you were tested. What I do doubt is the legitimacy of those tests.
 '''[7:07:23] Sarah May:''' I was tested positive for ADD years ago; I was on medication for a couple of months before I quit. I've been perfectly fine since.
 '''[7:07:37] Sarah May:''' Tests often fail. They aren't foolproof.
 '''[7:08:06] Sarah May:''' You're not autistic. You're just unwilling to function as a normal human being would.
 '''[7:08:20] Christopher C.W.C.:''' that statement is not true.
 '''[7:08:22] Sarah May:''' You just want an excuse for everything you do wrong.
 '''[7:08:37] Sarah May:''' 'This girl doesn't like me, it must be because I'm autistic!! Bawwww!!!'
 '''[7:08:40] Sarah May:''' NO.
 '''[7:08:48] Sarah May:''' Maybe it's because you're a fat, disgusting fuck?
 '''[7:09:00] Sarah May:''' Listen to me.
 '''[7:09:04] Sarah May:''' I'm not trying to hurt you.
 '''[7:09:08] Sarah May:''' I'm trying to help you.
 '''[7:09:17] Sarah May:''' You say you want me to be with you, yes?
 '''[7:09:46] Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes, only if you want to be with me too.
 '''[7:09:58] Sarah May:''' Heh.
 '''[7:10:12] Sarah May:''' And what makes you think I have any desire to be with you?
 '''[7:10:32] Sarah May:''' You're an utterly self-absorbed, elitist bastard.
 '''[7:10:38] Sarah May:''' You don't know what a relationship takes.
 '''[7:10:43] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I thought you liked me and cared about me, from your past efforts.
 '''[7:11:10] Christopher C.W.C.:''' you are right; I do not know what a relationship takes; I've never really had one, so how can I know or fully comprehend.
 '''[7:11:14] Christopher C.W.C.:''' ?
 '''[7:11:17] Sarah May:''' No.
 '''[7:11:22] Sarah May:''' Don't fucking say that.
 '''[7:11:36] Sarah May:''' I knew what a relationship took when I was six years old.
 '''[7:11:56] Christopher C.W.C.:''' okay.
 '''[7:12:24] Sarah May:''' I would never want to be with you. No woman, girl, man, or boy in their right mind would ever want to be with you.
 '''[7:12:41] Sarah May:''' You are completely disgusting
 '''[7:12:51] Sarah May:''' You're a child stuck in a man's hideous, twisted body
 '''[7:13:08] Sarah May:''' Blaming your faults on everyone else, and your 'ailments'
 '''[7:13:19] Sarah May:''' You don't 'understand the women'
 '''[7:13:29] Sarah May:''' A woman, to you, is boobs and a vagina
 '''[7:13:54] Sarah May:''' A woman, to you, is what makes you straight
 '''[7:14:30] Christopher C.W.C.:''' a woman, to me, is more than that. they have individual personalities, minds, and opinions. And most importanly, women can be my friends and pals.
 '''[7:15:06] Sarah May:''' That's why you drew porn of Megan, isn't it?
 '''[7:15:21] Sarah May:''' Not only that, but you uploaded it for the world to see.
 '''[7:15:27] Sarah May:''' Aren't you a wonderful friend?
 '''[7:15:46] Sarah May:''' And that wasn't enough for you.
 '''[7:15:53] Sarah May:''' Then you went on to draw furry porn.
 '''[7:16:04] Sarah May:''' Of your rip-off cartoon characters.
 '''[7:16:10] Sarah May:''' Listen to me, Chris.
 '''[7:16:12] Christopher C.W.C.:''' ...in my defense, I drew the furry first.
 '''[7:16:16] Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes.
 '''[7:16:19] Sarah May:''' What?
 '''[7:16:24] Sarah May:''' You are a furry?
 '''[7:16:28] Christopher C.W.C.:''' no.
 '''[7:16:40] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I don't know what I'm saying.
 '''[7:16:51] Sarah May:''' Chris, why did you draw the naked pictures of Rosechu?
 '''[7:17:15] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I drew those in protest against the people behind the ED page drawing Rosechu with dicks.
 '''[7:17:25] Sarah May:''' Did you feel sexually aroused when you drew them?
 '''[7:17:34] Christopher C.W.C.:''' a bit.
 '''[7:18:00] Christopher C.W.C.:''' but not as much as seeing a naked human woman, but that's another issue.
 '''[7:18:08] Sarah May:''' But you do feel attracted to Rosechu?
 '''[7:18:23] Christopher C.W.C.:''' no.
 '''[7:18:37] Sarah May:''' Then why did you feel sexually aroused as you drew her naked body?
 '''[7:19:05] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I was expressing a bit of my feelings for human women.
 '''[7:19:31] Sarah May:''' Ah, I think I understand now!
 '''[7:19:39] Sarah May:''' You felt a bit sexually aroused, you said
 '''[7:20:05] Sarah May:''' Your full feeling for a human woman is complete arousal, correct?
 '''[7:20:12] Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes
 '''[7:20:21] Christopher C.W.C.:''' wait.
 '''[7:20:33] Sarah May:''' You shallow prick.
 '''[7:20:54] Christopher C.W.C.:''' Yes, I have more feeling for arousal for human women, but I am more interested in their individual opinions and personalities as well.
 '''[7:21:00] Sarah May:''' That's all you can feel for a woman, isn't it? Sexual arousal?
 '''[7:21:13] Christopher C.W.C.:''' No, I can feel a LOT more.
 '''[7:21:22] Sarah May:''' A lot more than anything else?
 '''[7:21:28] Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes.
 '''[7:21:34] Sarah May:''' Boobs > personality?
 '''[7:21:41] Sarah May:''' Ass > smile?
 '''[7:21:49] Christopher C.W.C.:''' no; personality>boobs
 '''[7:21:54] Christopher C.W.C.:''' smile>ass
 '''[7:22:20] Sarah May:''' Uh huh.
 '''[7:22:27] Sarah May:''' That video you made for Julie?
 '''[7:22:36] Sarah May:''' The one about her strawberry-chocolate eyes?
 '''[7:22:42] Sarah May:''' You were totally eying her cleavage.
 '''[7:22:43] Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes.
 '''[7:22:45] Christopher C.W.C.:''' NO
 '''[7:22:49] Christopher C.W.C.:''' her EYES.
 '''[7:22:57] Christopher C.W.C.:''' in her pictures.
 '''[7:23:01] Sarah May:''' The eyes on her breasts?
 '''[7:23:09] Christopher C.W.C.:''' The EYES on her FACE.
 '''[7:23:18] Sarah May:''' On the face of her breast?
 '''[7:23:31] Christopher C.W.C.:''' The FACE on her Head, on her Neck, on her shoulders.
 '''[7:23:53] Christopher C.W.C.:''' Abover her neck

===Location of vaginas===

'''[7:24:02] Sarah May:''' Can you tell me something, Chris?
 '''[7:24:07] Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes
 '''[7:24:15] Sarah May:''' Where is a woman's vagina located?
 '''[7:24:31] Christopher C.W.C.:''' in her groin area.
 '''[7:24:50] Sarah May:''' Okay, and where might I find the groin area?
 '''[7:25:14] Sarah May:''' You're not checking Wikipedia, are you?
 '''[7:25:44] Christopher C.W.C.:''' alright, I'll check Wikipedia.
 '''[7:26:37] Sarah May:''' Really all I need to know is why Rosechu often has a vagina on her stomach.
 '''[7:26:59] Sarah May:''' Sex dolls do not resemble real women, you know.
 '''[7:27:03] Christopher C.W.C.:''' she was sitting down.
 '''[7:27:06] Sarah May:''' Yet another aspect you will never understand.
 '''[7:27:19] Sarah May:''' Oh, so if I sit down, my pussy will slide up to my stomach?
 '''[7:27:24] Christopher C.W.C.:''' no
 '''[7:27:59] Christopher C.W.C.:''' you'd have to be leaning against something behind you to expose your pussy.
 '''[7:28:10] Christopher C.W.C.:''' or lie on your back.
 '''[7:28:25] Sarah May:''' That's funny, because I'm sitting down right now, leaning against something even, and my pussy appears to still be between my legs.
 '''[7:28:44] Christopher C.W.C.:''' and that's where it is.
 '''[7:28:50] Christopher C.W.C.:''' between your legs
 '''[7:28:53] Sarah May:''' Rosechu is a very remarkable creature, isn't she?
 '''[7:29:03] Sarah May:''' Yes, it is. So why would it migrate to my stomach?
 '''[7:29:31] Christopher C.W.C.:''' look, I based THAT drawing on another character drawing I found elsewhere on the ED page.
 '''[7:29:36] Christopher C.W.C.:''' ED SIte
 '''[7:29:48] Sarah May:''' Oh, so THEY got it wrong? Not you?
 '''[7:30:19] Christopher C.W.C.:''' that's about right, but that was from THEIR Point of View.
 '''[7:30:45] Sarah May:''' I like how you capitalized Point of View. Just how much porn do you watch, Chris?
 '''[7:31:35] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I have seen a LOT of XXX porn, enough soft-core, plenty of hentai, and a good amount of Educational Porn.
 '''[7:32:01] Sarah May:''' Educational porn?
 '''[7:32:03] Sarah May:''' Heh
 '''[7:32:14] Sarah May:''' The words do not belong in the same sentence, let alone right next to each other
 '''[7:32:56] Sarah May:''' Porn is not real life. You can watch months' worth of porn and you will still be completely and totally unprepared for a real woman.
 '''[7:33:02] Christopher C.W.C.:''' where they teach you how sex is Natural; where they teach you how to do Kama Sutra; where they teach you how to treat a woman in intercourse; what to touch, where to do this and that.
 '''[7:33:28] Sarah May:''' That's not porn. .__.

===Chris leaves over a claim of homosexuality===

'''[7:33:51] Sarah May:''' You make yourself out to be such a sweet, caring individual.
 '''[7:34:21] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I am a sweet caring individual; I was raised on Care Bears for one thing.
 '''[7:34:38] Sarah May:''' Oh, is that where the homosexual tendencies come from?
 '''[7:34:44] Christopher C.W.C.:''' Sesame Street, and other educational shows.
 '''[7:34:54] Christopher C.W.C.:''' NO
 '''[7:34:58] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I HAVE NO HOMO TENDENCIES.
 '''[7:35:23] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm tired of this. I'm going to go.
 '''[7:35:30] Sarah May:''' Chris, wait.
 '''[7:35:33] Sarah May:''' I'm all you have left.
 '''[7:35:39] Sarah May:''' You leave, you've lost your best friend.

(He went offline; I bribed him back onto Skype by messaging him on the PSN, promising him his Yahoo account)

 '''[7:58:23] Christopher C.W.C.:''' okay.
 '''[7:58:31] Christopher C.W.C.:''' You have my Yahoo account now?
 '''[7:58:43] Sarah May:''' Yes.
 '''[7:58:46] Sarah May:''' I have acquired it.
 '''[7:59:14] Christopher C.W.C.:''' cool. are you going to give it to me, or do I have to do something for you to get it?
 '''[7:59:20] Sarah May:''' Yes.
 '''[7:59:23] Sarah May:''' I want you to listen to me.
 '''[7:59:37] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I will stay, and I will listen.
 '''[7:59:46] Sarah May:''' Good boy.
 '''[8:00:04] Sarah May:''' Why did you leave when I mentioned homosexuality?
 '''[8:00:37] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I was tired, and I wasn't feeling well from between that and my virus.
 '''[8:00:59] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I've been feeling not well for a while during the conversation.
 '''[8:01:33] Christopher C.W.C.:''' and I did not even realize the last thing you brought up when I was typing that.
 '''[8:01:33] Sarah May:''' What virus? The HOMOSEXUAL virus? (LOLOLOL Prickly is an immature bitch <3)
 '''[8:05:41] Christopher C.W.C.:''' no. a Cold-Type Virus; Sinus Infection.
 '''[8:06:19] Christopher C.W.C.:''' Last time I checked with my thermomiter, I had a 96.7 degree temperature.
 '''[8:06:48] Sarah May:''' Right.

===Family matters===

 '''[8:06:50] Sarah May:''' As I was saying..
 '''[8:07:00] Sarah May:''' You make yourself out to be such a caring, sweet individual
 '''[8:07:17] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I am.
 '''[8:07:36] Sarah May:''' Do you think we don't know what went on between you and your brother?
 '''[8:08:05] Christopher C.W.C.:''' Cole?
 '''[8:08:11] Sarah May:''' Yes.
 '''[8:09:14] Christopher C.W.C.:''' look, that dispute was between him and my mother; he has had lifelong hip problems, and he blames our mother (we share the same mother in relation) for some of his life's problems.
 '''[8:09:29] Sarah May:''' Oh, no. That's not what I meant.
 '''[8:09:33] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I was defending my mother in some of my talks with him.
 '''[8:09:36] Christopher C.W.C.:''' what do you mean?
 '''[8:09:44] Sarah May:''' He asked you for the truth about his parents
 '''[8:09:58] Sarah May:''' You asked him for a vote in some silly contest you had no chance at winning
 '''[8:10:04] Sarah May:''' What's more important, Chris?
 '''[8:10:20] Sarah May:''' Cole knowing his roots.. or you winning a stupid contest?
 '''[8:10:25] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I knew nothing about his parents.
 '''[8:10:28] Sarah May:''' Sort out your priorities.
 '''[8:10:34] Sarah May:''' You lied to him, then. You said you did.
 '''[8:10:40] Christopher C.W.C.:''' him knowing his roots are top priority.
 '''[8:10:41] Sarah May:''' Just so he would vote for you.. hah.
 '''[8:10:46] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I Knew Nothing THEN.
 '''[8:10:48] Christopher C.W.C.:''' but I do now.
 '''[8:10:52] Sarah May:''' But you SAID you did.
 '''[8:10:59] Sarah May:''' Who are his parents, then? Have you told him?
 '''[8:11:22] Christopher C.W.C.:''' HE knows who his parents are; our Mother, Barbara Chandler, and some drunk guy named Randy.
 '''[8:11:30] Sarah May:''' Hah.
 '''[8:11:33] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm serious.
 '''[8:11:45] Sarah May:''' Your mom sounds like quite the village bicycle~
 '''[8:12:07] Christopher C.W.C.:''' what does this discussion have to do with anything?
 '''[8:12:14] Christopher C.W.C.:''' or what is leading up to?
 '''[8:12:37] Sarah May:''' You were obviously a mistake, Chris.
 '''[8:12:45] Sarah May:''' I doubt Bob is your father.
 '''[8:12:46] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I am NOT; I was Planned.
 '''[8:12:50] Christopher C.W.C.:''' BOB is my father.
 '''[8:12:52] Sarah May:''' How do you know?
 '''[8:13:21] Christopher C.W.C.:''' they were married in 1980; I was born in 1982; THEY HAD SEX.
 '''[8:13:37] Christopher C.W.C.:''' DURING THE TIME.
 '''[8:13:37] Sarah May:''' Oh, that proves everything, doesn't it?
 '''[8:13:49] Christopher C.W.C.:''' Genetics Testing will prove the same thing.
 '''[8:13:57] Sarah May:''' So you say.
 '''[8:14:15] Sarah May:''' Your mom has obviously been around the block more than a few times, with more than a few different men.
 '''[8:14:24] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I still Love both my Mother and my Father and care for them very much.
 '''[8:14:28] Sarah May:''' Who's to say she conceived you with Bob?
 '''[8:14:38] Sarah May:''' Your parents coddle you.
 '''[8:14:47] Sarah May:''' Why do you love them?
 '''[8:14:54] Sarah May:''' They control you like a fucking puppet.
 '''[8:15:08] Christopher C.W.C.:''' Because they both raised me and did A LOT for me in my lifetime.
 '''[8:15:17] Christopher C.W.C.:''' my FULL Lifetime.
 '''[8:15:36] Sarah May:''' That's why they left you with an 'abusive babysitter', isn't it?
 '''[8:15:41] Christopher C.W.C.:''' Never doubt my mother and father.
 '''[8:15:42] Sarah May:''' Stop contradicting yourself.
 '''[8:15:48] Sarah May:''' I doubt your very existence.
 '''[8:15:51] Christopher C.W.C.:''' They DID NOT KNOW she was abusive until it was too late.
 '''[8:15:58] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I have a Birth Certificate.
 '''[8:16:07] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I have Records.
 '''[8:16:17] Sarah May:''' Yes. That proves you were born. It doesn't prove you were planned.
 '''[8:16:24] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I WAS PLANNED.
 '''[8:16:29] Sarah May:''' NO YOU WEREN'T.
 '''[8:16:36] Christopher C.W.C.:''' MY MOTHER AND FATHER TOLD ME SO THEMSELVES!
 '''[8:16:43] Sarah May:''' YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER LIED TO YOU!!!
 '''[8:16:53] Christopher C.W.C.:''' THEY ARE HONEST, CARING PEOPLE.
 '''[8:17:00] Sarah May:''' YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER AREN'T EVEN YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER!!!!!
 '''[8:17:08] Christopher C.W.C.:''' THEY ARE SO!
 '''[8:17:14] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I HAVE NO DOUBT!
 '''[8:17:20] Sarah May:''' THEY ARE NOT!
 '''[8:17:29] Christopher C.W.C.:''' You are only trying to stir up trouble for me.
 '''[8:17:39] Sarah May:''' Oh not at all Christian
 '''[8:17:44] Sarah May:''' You stir enough up on your own
 '''[8:17:48] Sarah May:''' I am simply trying to help you
 '''[8:18:05] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'll admit I have shot myself in my foot a number of times in my lifetime, but I learn from those mistakes.
 '''[8:18:23] Christopher C.W.C.:''' and I'll admit my mother has had her share of flings in her lifetime.

===ED and shemales===

 '''[8:18:37] Sarah May:''' You say ED is a bunch of 'slanderous lies'. Have you not realized that 90% of that article are things you yourself contributed?
 '''[8:18:38] Christopher C.W.C.:''' but I MEAN what I SAY, and I mean all that, and it is ALL TRUE.
 '''[8:18:46] Christopher C.W.C.:''' So What?
 '''[8:19:01] Christopher C.W.C.:''' They made fun of me and slandered me.
 '''[8:19:07] Christopher C.W.C.:''' *slandered my good name.
 '''[8:19:11] Sarah May:''' Your GOOD NAME?
 '''[8:19:19] Sarah May:''' You give YOURSELF a bad name.
 '''[8:19:31] Christopher C.W.C.:''' So I made more mistakes and shots in my foot.
 '''[8:19:38] Sarah May:''' No.
 '''[8:20:01] Christopher C.W.C.:''' Look, get on with it.
 '''[8:20:04] Christopher C.W.C.:''' what's your point?
 '''[8:20:10] Christopher C.W.C.:''' What do you want me to learn?
 '''[8:20:24] Christopher C.W.C.:''' in the end.
 '''[8:20:29] Sarah May:''' Every time you say, 'I'm autistic', you're giving yourself a bad name. You're giving my nephew a bad name. You're giving every real autistic a bad name.
 '''[8:20:47] Sarah May:''' You're a failure at everything you do, and at everything you will ever attempt to do.
 '''[8:21:19] Sarah May:''' You're an emotionless, self-absorbed manchild.
 '''[8:21:28] Sarah May:''' No empathy, no regard for anyone but yourself.
 '''[8:21:36] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I have Emotions. I have Empathy for others.
 '''[8:21:48] Sarah May:''' They only go so far, though, don't they?
 '''[8:21:55] Sarah May:''' Getting laid is top priority, of course.
 '''[8:22:07] Sarah May:''' You don't know a damn thing about women, Chris.
 '''[8:22:09] Christopher C.W.C.:''' It is NOT top priority
 '''[8:22:28] Sarah May:''' You think drawing porn is standing up for women's rights?
 '''[8:22:31] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I know enough to know their personality traits, and how to respect them.
 '''[8:22:44] Christopher C.W.C.:''' standing up for them NOT TO be slandered with drawn dicks.
 '''[8:22:49] Sarah May:''' YOU THINK LADIES LIKE HAVING DEGRADING PICTURES DRAWN OF THEM?
 '''[8:22:53] Sarah May:''' WHAT OF THE SHEMALES, CHRIS?
 '''[8:23:15] Sarah May:''' THEY WAY THEY WERE BORN, DOES THAT MAKE THEM 'SLANDERED'?
 '''[8:23:26] Christopher C.W.C.:''' DO YOU LIKE LADIES WHO ARE NOT SHEMALES, BUT TRUE WOMEN, WITH DICKS DRAWN ON THEM.
 '''[8:23:31] Christopher C.W.C.:''' NO.
 '''[8:23:37] Sarah May:''' YES I DO
 '''[8:23:41] Sarah May:''' IT'S A VERY INTERESTING FETISH
 '''[8:23:45] Christopher C.W.C.:''' They can't help it.
 '''[8:23:46] Sarah May:''' I FIND IT REALLY HOT.
 '''[8:23:52] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I see.
 '''[8:24:05] Sarah May:''' AND SO DO HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF OTHER WOMEN.
 '''[8:24:11] Christopher C.W.C.:''' well, that's your opinion, and you are welcome to it.
 '''[8:24:42] Christopher C.W.C.:''' Why do they, and you, like seeing images of women with dicks drawn on them?
 '''[8:24:59] Christopher C.W.C.:''' how flattering is that to your female body?
 '''[8:25:11] Sarah May:''' Because we're not all homophobic close-minded twats?
 '''[8:25:27] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I am open-minded to some things.
 '''[8:25:31] Sarah May:''' Drawing awful porn is extremely disrespectful to the human body.
 '''[8:25:44] Christopher C.W.C.:''' yet a LOT of people have done it.
 '''[8:25:49] Sarah May:''' DRAWING PORN IN PROTEST IS LIKE FUCKING FOR VIRGINITY.
 '''[8:25:55] Sarah May:''' DOES THAT MAKE IT RIGHT, CHRIS?
 '''[8:26:04] Sarah May:''' DOES THAT MAKE IT OKAY FOR YOU TO LITTER YOUR 'GOOD NAME'?
 '''[8:26:26] Christopher C.W.C.:''' it doesn't.
 '''[8:26:33] Christopher C.W.C.:''' ...

===Chris draws Rosechu with a dick===

'''[8:27:03] Sarah May:''' I want you to do something before I give back your Yahoo details.
 '''[8:27:07] Christopher C.W.C.:''' ?
 '''[8:27:07] Christopher C.W.C.:''' my protest was meaningless, wasn't it.
 '''[8:27:12] Christopher C.W.C.:''' okay.
 '''[8:27:14] Sarah May:''' You have two choices:
 '''[8:28:32] Sarah May:''' You will draw one of the following: a) Sonichu having sexual intercourse with another male Sonichu in the ass; or b) any female Rosechu with a penis, either masturbating, or penetrating a male Sonichu with it
 '''[8:29:15] Sarah May:''' And you will upload it to your website, to the Luv Shack section.
 '''[8:29:32] Sarah May:''' But first you will send it to me for verification.
 '''[8:29:35] Christopher C.W.C.:''' okay, I will do that.
 '''[8:29:57] Sarah May:''' You had better not cheat. No cutting corners. I want to see some high-quality porn.
 '''[8:30:07] Sarah May:''' I expect to see it within fifteen minutes.
 '''[8:30:18] Christopher C.W.C.:''' that's too short of time. may I have one hour?
 '''[8:30:27] Christopher C.W.C.:''' and I can have it colored in then.
 '''[8:30:32] Sarah May:''' If you take one hour, it had better be really good.
 '''[8:30:46] Christopher C.W.C.:''' fair.
 '''[8:30:49] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I will return.
 '''[8:30:50] Sarah May:''' Alright.
 '''[8:30:53] Sarah May:''' I'll be waiting, Chris.
 '''[8:30:58] Sarah May:''' I'll have your account waiting.
 '''[8:35:21] Sarah May:''' And if you don't deliver..
 '''[8:35:23] Sarah May:''' Well..
 '''[8:35:36] Sarah May:''' We'll just have to see what will happen to Sonichu and Rosechu, won't we..

[[Image:Silvana34.jpg|thumb|[[Masturbating and squirtin']] ]]

 '''[8:49:46] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm scanning it in now.
 '''[8:49:53] Sarah May:''' Perfect.
 '''[8:49:57] Sarah May:''' It's not censored, is it?
 '''[8:50:07] Christopher C.W.C.:''' no, it is not censored.
 '''[8:53:24] Christopher C.W.C. sent file "SilvanaMas.jpg" to members of this chat'''
 '''[8:53:32] Sarah May:''' Silvana, eh?
 '''[8:53:38] Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes.
 '''[8:53:49] Sarah May:''' Silvana doesn't have a definite gender.
 '''[8:54:09] Christopher C.W.C.:''' she was ORIGINALLY female, but Graduon added a penis to her structure.
 '''[8:54:19] Christopher C.W.C.:''' *body features
 '''[8:54:45] Sarah May:''' In that case.. I'm going to have to request another picture.
 '''[8:54:53] Christopher C.W.C.:''' did you see this one?
 '''[8:54:57] Sarah May:''' Yes.
 '''[8:55:05] Sarah May:''' But she naturally has a penis.
 '''[8:55:09] Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes
 '''[8:55:11] Sarah May:''' I want something.. unnatural.
 '''[8:55:23] Sarah May:''' Rosechu with a penis, or Angelica, for example.
 '''[8:55:41] Sarah May:''' Or Blake penetrating Sonichu anally.
 '''[8:55:45] Christopher C.W.C.:''' alright, but I want a promise from you that these drawings will NOT be uploaded prematurly.
 '''[8:55:56] Christopher C.W.C.:''' before I upload them to the Shack.
 '''[8:55:56] Sarah May:''' Prematurely?
 '''[8:56:01] Sarah May:''' Oh, of course.
 '''[8:56:15] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I don't want to get any calls talking of such.
 '''[8:56:23] Sarah May:''' You will not.
 '''[8:56:37] Christopher C.W.C.:''' anyway, fine; I'll do something unnatural.
 '''[8:56:43] Sarah May:''' Thank you.
 '''[8:56:55] Sarah May:''' I'll have your account here waiting. You had better please me.

[[Image:Rosechu_pegging_Sonichu.jpg|thumb|Nice try, Chris.]]
[[Image:Original-chrischan-rosechu-trap.jpg|thumb|Close enough.]]

 '''[9:10:53] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm back.
 '''[9:10:57] Sarah May:''' Hello
 '''[9:10:59] Christopher C.W.C.:''' it's scanning.
 '''[9:11:04] Sarah May:''' Excellent. Thank you.
 '''[9:13:02] Christopher C.W.C. sent file "RPlusS.jpg" to members of this chat'''
 '''[9:14:00] Sarah May:''' That's not a strap-on Rosechu's wearing, is it?
 '''[9:14:05] Christopher C.W.C.:''' no
 '''[9:14:14] Christopher C.W.C.:''' it's unnatural.
 '''[9:14:32] Christopher C.W.C.:''' it's her dick
 '''[9:14:48] Sarah May:''' What's the band around it?
 '''[9:14:50] Christopher C.W.C.:''' can I have my Yahoo back, Please?
 '''[9:14:59] Christopher C.W.C.:''' that was a mistake in drawing.
 '''[9:15:13] Sarah May:''' That's a pretty big mistake, Chris.
 '''[9:15:15] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I can remove it in paint.
 '''[9:15:19] Sarah May:''' Please do.
 '''[9:16:17] Christopher C.W.C. sent file "RPlusS.jpg" to members of this chat'''
 '''[9:17:22] Christopher C.W.C.:''' how do you like it now?
 '''[9:17:31] Sarah May:''' I like it very much. I am pleased. Thank you

===How to get back Chris's Yahoo!===

'''[9:19:10] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I did what you asked; please give me my Yahoo.
 '''[9:19:56] Sarah May:''' I have spoken with Clyde, who appears to have not held up his end of the bargain.
 '''[9:20:02] Sarah May:''' However, I can tell you how to regain your account.
 '''[9:20:09] Christopher C.W.C.:''' okay.
 '''[9:20:12] Christopher C.W.C.:''' how, please?
 '''[9:20:32] Sarah May:''' You will need to call Yahoo
 '''[9:20:37] Sarah May:''' Confirm your identity
 '''[9:20:58] Sarah May:''' Tell them you're the victim of Internet trolling
 '''[9:21:30] Sarah May:''' When you get your website back, or if you make a new one -- and mark my words, Chris -- these pictures you sent me had better be on your Luv Shack page, for all to see
 '''[9:21:37] Christopher C.W.C.:''' do you have a phone number I can reach them at?
 '''[9:21:42] Christopher C.W.C.:''' fair enough.
 '''[9:21:53] Sarah May:''' If they are not.. and I will check daily.. Clyde says he will take back your account
 '''[9:22:05] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I see.
 '''[9:22:16] Christopher C.W.C.:''' phone number for Yahoo, do you have it?
 '''[9:22:17] Sarah May:''' I will look for the number
 '''[9:23:41] Sarah May:''' Do you have a Geocities account?
 '''[9:23:50] Christopher C.W.C.:''' is that part of Yahoo?
 '''[9:24:02] Sarah May:''' What do you currently host your website on?
 '''[9:24:50] Christopher C.W.C.:''' ftp.p2.webhosting.yahoo.com
 '''[9:25:05] Christopher C.W.C.:''' That's its alternate FTP address
 '''[9:25:17] Sarah May:''' Alright
 '''[9:25:21] Sarah May:''' Try this number: 866-562-7219
 '''[9:25:25] Christopher C.W.C.:''' hang on.
 '''[9:25:32] Sarah May:''' If that doesn't work, I'll look again
 '''[9:25:35] Sarah May:''' Sure thing.
 '''[9:26:53] Christopher C.W.C.:''' the phone number DID get me to "Yaahoooo", but their offices were closed. I will try again tomorrow.
 '''[9:27:07] Sarah May:''' That's a shame
 '''[9:27:08] Christopher C.W.C.:''' at least it's saved in my cell phone's memory.
 '''[9:27:21] Sarah May:''' That's good. I wish you the best of luck.

===Last words===

 '''[9:27:23] Sarah May:''' In the mean time:
 '''[9:27:33] Sarah May:''' I wanted to let you know that I lied; I didn't break up with my boyfriend.
 '''[9:27:37] Christopher C.W.C.:''' oh.
 '''[9:27:39] Christopher C.W.C.:''' I see.
 '''[9:27:48] Sarah May:''' We are very much in love.
 '''[9:27:49] Christopher C.W.C.:''' alright; TTYTomorrow.
 '''[9:27:52] Sarah May:''' Do you know where I met him?
 '''[9:27:54] Sarah May:''' Chris, wait.
 '''[9:28:05] Christopher C.W.C.:''' where did you meet him?
 '''[9:31:41] Sarah May:''' I met him in a chatroom of people trolling you. And I'm a troll, too. I have been this entire time. I have never loved you. Because you're absolutely fucking disgusting. And you know the best part? The troll I met, we're in true love. The only thing you wanted. And we're happy because of your misery. Isn't that funny? Goodbye Chris, it's been fun. Last words of advice: no more Internet love. I tell you this because I care. Go after real girls, in real life. Bring your sign back, so they know exactly what you want (girls like that so they can't be 'lead on' etc). And most importantly, KEEP YOUR WEBSITE UPDATED. We don't want another Ryan Cash incident, which was actually real. Update your comics regularly or Clyde says he'll be back. Otherwise.. what fans you have left.. they'll be leaving, Chris.
 '''[9:31:45] Sarah May:''' Be careful where you tread.
 '''[9:32:00] Sarah May:''' Good luck with your Yahoo account.

{{FanChats}}

[[Category:Chatlogs]]
[[Category: Julie Saga]]

BlueSpike Skype Logs 13

2011-01-11T01:36:22Z

MachPunch:

{{quote|I traveled an 800+ Mile Round Trip to Cleveland, Ohio, only to find at the address you gave me led me to a run-down old red house with an elderly woman residing in it, but not you nor [[Julie]]; no one in that neighborhood even heard of you two. |Christopher C.W.C.}}

==2009-02-24==
 [00:00:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
Let me fetch the link.
 [00:00:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hold on a few.
 [00:00:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
http://themiscreants.110mb.com/index.htm
 [00:02:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
That address on the bottom is fake, by the way.
 [00:04:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm not there because we expected you'd find the site before.
 [00:04:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
Read it.
 [00:05:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
Thank you.
 [00:12:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
Clyde is here, address him, please.
 [00:16:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, remember.
 [00:16:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
We must..'check in' before you go eat.
 [00:16:59] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yes?
 [00:17:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes, give me a few moments..
 [00:17:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
Go grab a snack, I'll give you five minutes.
 [00:17:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
I will call right after.
 [00:17:22] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
no, let's talk now.
 [00:17:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
then I'll get my eats
 [00:17:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm thirsty.
 [00:17:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll be quick, alright?
 [00:19:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
I return.
 [00:20:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hello.
 [00:20:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'd like to say sorry for [[Clyde]]'s drinking problem.
 [00:20:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
First of all.
 [00:20:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
Second of all.
 [00:20:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
I think maybe..
 [00:20:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll give you until the fifth day to get here.
 [00:21:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
But before that, you must comply with my demands?
 [00:21:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Do we have a deal?
 [00:21:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
Once, that you can do now.
 [00:21:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
Promise that once you get to my sister, you will treat her right.
 [00:21:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
Sorry.
 [00:21:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
One that you can do now.
 [00:21:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
Thank you.
 [00:21:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
Second of all, tell me..
 [00:22:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
I have requirements.
 [00:22:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
1. You must come with UNDER 50 dollars to my home, I will supply you with money back.
 [00:22:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
I am going to be fair this once.
 [00:22:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
2. Do not bring anyone else.
 [00:22:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
3, once you arrive at my home.
 [00:23:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
I want you to open the door on your own.
 [00:23:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
Make yourself comfy, even.
 [00:23:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes.
 [00:23:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
Meh, alright.
 [00:23:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
I need you to let yourself in to be sure it's you.
 [00:23:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's a trust thing, thank you.
 [00:23:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
5. If nobody answers, yell for Max.
 [00:24:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
Which is me.
 [00:24:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah.
 [00:24:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm..I suppose I'll think of others later.
 [00:24:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
I think there may be more I want to do.
 [00:24:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
W-what.
 [00:24:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
How did I-.
 [00:24:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-Okay, 4, sorry.
 [00:24:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
I hate this country's numbers..
 [00:24:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
You are now free to go.
 [00:24:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
HOWEVER.
 [00:25:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
I want you here tomorrow.
 [00:25:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm..
 [00:25:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
I guess whenever Julie gets back from work, that time.
 [00:25:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
You should know.
 [00:25:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah.
 [00:25:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
Alright.
 [00:25:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
No, the time that she does get back.
 [00:26:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
She's not going anywhere, just the time.
 [00:26:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes?
 [00:26:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe tomorrow, yes/.
 [00:26:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll try to get Clyde to allow me to do that, alright.
 [00:27:09] '''BlueSpike:'''
Fine.
 [00:27:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'd prefer you don't do that.
 [00:27:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
You will not get a reply, it doesn't matter.
 [00:27:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
I will not.
 [00:27:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
Alright.
 [00:29:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm.
 [00:29:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll allow you to email Julie, instead of Snailmail.
 [00:29:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
You can send it to an old email of mine, I'll let her in it.
 [00:29:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
supersonicfan195@hotmail.com
==09-02-25==
 [17:26:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, I wanted to let you know that I could not get on last night, because I was tired after my long trip.
 [17:27:37] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
ANYWAY, Max, I am making my trip to Cleaveland tomorrow morning. I am financially set with 50 dollars for the trip, a tank of gas, changes of clothes and such.
 [17:27:44] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
so you go ahead and inform Clyde of that.

==09-02-27==
 [12:23:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Max.
 [12:25:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I traveled an 800+ Mile Round Trip to Cleveland, Ohio, only to find at the address you gave me led me to a run-down old red house with an elderly woman residing in it, but not you nor Julie; no one in that neighborhood even heard of you two.
 [12:25:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
So, explain yourslef, mister.
 [12:26:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I am waiting.
 [14:41:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
Heheheheheeh, hello, Chris.
 [14:42:09] '''BlueSpike:'''
I want to say sorry for not coming online sooner.
 [14:42:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
My ISP shut me down..
 [14:44:47] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hello, Max.
 [14:44:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
I see you've gone on quite the trip, eh?
 [14:44:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
You made it back alright?
 [14:45:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yes I did.
 [14:45:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and I had a great time on the road.
 [14:45:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Tell me all about it.
 [14:45:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
first, you explain yourself to me.
 [14:45:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
Nu-uh-huh. I don't think that's how things go, mister.
 [14:46:09] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
oh? how do things go?
 [14:46:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
Just tell me how it was on the rod.
 [14:46:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
Road*
 [14:47:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Also, Chris..
 [14:47:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
You didn't go.
 [14:47:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
I didn't see you there.
 [14:47:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
I gave you the RIGHT ADDRESS.
 [14:47:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
I bet you didn't even drive there.
 [14:47:33] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
it was pleasant; very little rain, a few clouds, gave me some time to reflect on myself away from home. I crossed into Maryland, West Virginia, Pennsylvania, then Ohio.
 [14:47:44] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
sent file "TripToOhioReceipts.JPG" to members of this chat<files alt=""><file size="63059" index="0">TripToOhioReceipts.JPG</file></files>
 [14:47:57] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Here, I've just scanned my receipts with my car ornament.
 [14:48:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll take a look.
 [14:48:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
Tell me how your parents felt.
 [14:49:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
...
 [14:49:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris.
 [14:49:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
Are you SERIOUS?
 [14:49:08] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
they were worried about me; so bad that they went to the [[Police]] and put out an APB on me, then removed it after I informed them that I was on my way back [[home]].
 [14:49:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yes I am.
 [14:49:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
Giving me pictures off a receipt from a SONIC's will not prove it.
 [14:49:33] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Look at the Address
 [14:49:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
I doubt you went to the correct house!
 [14:49:48] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I went to 2229 East 46th Street.
 [14:49:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
PROVE. ME. WRONG.
 [14:49:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
Which house?
 [14:50:08] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I found a run-down red house with an elderly back woman residing there.
 [14:50:22] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I ask her for you and Julie; she did not know either of you.
 [14:50:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
Ah, our mother.
 [14:50:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
I told her to say nothing of us.
 [14:51:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
You see, Chris..I played a bit of a game with you.
 [14:51:08] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
then she informed me of her getting mail from 2229 East 40th Street; there was a Jewish Church and an Elementary School next door there.
 [14:51:21] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>*For 2229 E. 40th</nowiki>
 [14:51:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hahahah.
 [14:51:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
How do you feel?
 [14:51:38] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
down, but NOT out.
 [14:51:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris..
 [14:51:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
You do realize..
 [14:51:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
I will NEVER let my sister pair up with you.
 [14:52:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
She could EASILY get a better man than you.
 [14:52:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
why can't you see that I am a good person.
 [14:52:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
?
 [14:52:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, why, against my will, do you insist on my sister so much?
 [14:53:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
because I cared enough to go to the house, because you told me you were threatening her.
 [14:53:38] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I gtg; I'm having lunch with my family at Golden Corall.
 [14:53:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
...
 [14:53:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
No.
 [14:53:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
Are you serious?
 [14:53:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
You're going to leave my sister to STUFF YOUR FACE?
 [14:53:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
YOU'RE AWFUL.
 [14:54:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Look, I've had a LONG trip, and I'm still recovering from that.
 [14:54:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
Fine.
 [14:54:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
We'll talk after.
 [14:54:29] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
peace.

{{FanChats}}

[[Category: BlueSpike Skype Logs]]

BlueSpike Skype Logs 12

2011-01-11T01:35:57Z

MachPunch:

{{quote|Importantly, I believe [[Julie|you]], and I believe in [[Molvania]].|Christopher C.W.C.}}

==2009-02-23==
 [00:02:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
This came from my friend Anneke, who is related to Edward Van Dierten.
 [00:02:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
 [00:03:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
[[julie]], these are the main points of [[Molvania]], accd. to Edward Van Dierten: 1. Molvania was an unrecognized territory some 50 miles in radius on the eastern edge of Georgia, a nation that was once a part of the former Soviet Union; its capital was Lagodekhi. The territory came into existence during the mid-1980s, and the [[United States]], under suggestion from both NATO, the CIA and then-President Ronald Reagan, established a small embassy there in the hopes of helping the territory become an independent free republic. 
2. The original entry in [[Wikipedia]] on Molvania was written by my other niece and fellow diplomat, Cameron Van Dierten. However, the Georgian government--who took issue with Molvania's existence from the start--decided to rewrite it in a manner that would present the territory as false, even going so far as to commission a faux-travel guide from Australia--of all places--to cement the territory's place in history as, well, a joke. 
3. Earlier this year, possibly due to the disappointment of losing South Ossetia last August, the Georgian government covertly "re-absorbed" Molvania, erasing all traces of the territory's existence.
 [00:04:32] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Awesome. I'll write that info down after I finish up writing the directions. I'd print all this, but my black ink cart got messed up after multiple refillings.
 [00:04:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
Ah.
 [00:11:00] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I've got the directions all written. I used the back of your letter to write half of the set of directions on, and the cardstock paper your pictures are taped onto for the remaining half.
 [00:11:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll use another piece of paper to hand-write your information from your friend.
 [00:13:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [00:23:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
I got my green-card scanned as ID.
 [00:26:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Wow.
 [00:26:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [00:26:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe you can show this to your parents, and they'll believe me and you can come to Ohio!
 [00:27:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I guess, but I'm looking right at it, and some of the information is blurred out.
 [00:27:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah, my friend (whos scanner i used) told me to blur that out, because it's not a good idea to put that out on the [[internet]].
 [00:28:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I understand. I'll copy the pic and show it to my family on my [[PSP]].
 [00:29:03] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
also, for my info, in the info from Anneke, she said the capitol was spelled with an "I" at the end, Lagodekhi, is that the full spelling?
 [00:29:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes, that's correct.
 [00:30:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool.
 [00:30:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
well, if my father is awake, I'll go let him know about all this, and if not, then I'll tell him later this morning.
 [00:33:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Also, FYI, while I was writing the directions, I had a Skype window open for [[Sarah May]], and was chatting with her a bit. She fully supports you and me being together, and even vouched for you being Truly Julie. :)
 [00:33:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [00:34:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
also, the video is still uploading, but to let you know, I've gone "Romeo and [[Julie]]t" in my effort, but I feel it works well. :)
 [00:34:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [00:34:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
Don't forget to show the ID to your mother, too.
 [00:35:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I will; no worries. ;)
 [00:36:29] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I've just reformattted the pic to .jpg and saved it onto my "CWC" memory stick duo (it's a Light Blue 1 GB Memory Stick Duo with a bunch of images from my [[Slideshow]], [[Sonichu]] book, [[comic]] pages, etc.
 [00:37:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
it's safe for you to take your ID off the internet now.
 [00:37:06] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I have it.
 [00:37:08] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [00:37:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
brb
 [00:39:56] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
my mom and dad are asleep now; I'll inform them later.
 [00:40:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
K
 [00:40:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
At least I have all this on paper, and your ID on my PSP
 [00:40:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
K
 [00:40:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
BTW, did you talk to your friend about sending me the files of your pictures from the 15th?
 [00:41:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
Ah, I forgot.
 [00:41:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm sorry.
 [00:41:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
it's okay.
 [00:41:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
But we can both go and get the files once you're here. :)
 [00:42:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
that's an idea, but it'll be like March at the earliest when I would be able to drive up there.
 [00:42:09] '''BlueSpike:'''
...
 [00:42:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's 50 dollars at most.
 [00:42:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's a 7 hour drive.
 [00:42:57] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
do you have your friend's e-mail address; I can ask her myself.Christopher C.W.C.I understand that, but I need my [[tugboat]] to come in, so I can have the minimum 50 dollars.
 [00:42:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
You are STRESSING ME OUT.
 [00:43:08] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm sorry.
 [00:43:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh.
 [00:43:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm sorry, I forgot about the tugboat..
 [00:43:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yes, the [[monthly tugboat]].
 [00:43:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
would you like to know why I call it a Tugboat?
 [00:43:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Sure.
 [00:43:45] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
it's a fun story.
 [00:44:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
anyway, you know the expression, "Our ship has come in," well that refers to a HUGE one-time amout of money, which can compare to a Luxury Ship that can easily sink.
 [00:45:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and a Tugboat is more reliable, because even though it's smaller, it's built tougher, and it's usually better on time in that sense.
 [00:45:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
Heh.
 [00:45:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
so, I refer to my monthly income as a Tugboat, whereas I would refer to say winning the Lottery as a Luxary Ship.
 [00:46:30] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Chalk that idea up to a spot of creative thinking. :)
 [00:47:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
anyway, I can ask your friend to send me the pictures in an e-mail if I can have her address.
 [00:48:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm looking for them right now, she says.
 [00:48:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
You'll have the pictures soon, don't worry.
 [00:48:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
So, how was your day?
 [00:48:56] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool. is Anneke your friend we've been talking about?
 [00:48:59] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
it's been okay.
 [00:49:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
how was your day?
 [00:49:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
No, it's my other friend, Susan.
 [00:49:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
My day was alright.
 [00:49:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
oh, okay.
 [00:49:53] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
did you go to your [[church]]?
 [00:50:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
Not today, no.
 [00:51:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
I was a bit too tired.
 [00:51:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
ah
 [00:51:32] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
for my info, it is a methodist church, yes?
 [00:51:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes.
 [00:51:45] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool.
 [00:52:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm not sure I told you before, but I was baptized in my church last Mother's Day
 [00:52:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
it was a great day for my [[mother]]. :)
 [00:52:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hm.
 [00:52:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I have copies of the bulliten from that day, if you want one.
 [00:53:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
That's okay.
 [00:53:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
My friend found them, she's uploading them to tinypic.
 [00:54:33] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
anyway, after I was baptized, I received a certificate of baptism (later framed it and have it in my room), a wooden cross with grains from where [[Jesus]] was on the cross in a small window, a church ornament, and a few other trinkets.
 [00:54:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool.
 [00:55:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Tell Susan I said thank you for taking your pictures and now uploading them.
 [00:56:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
she did a good job taking your pics, and you did excellent in posing for them. ;)
 [00:56:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [00:56:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
What did you think of them, the pictures?
 [00:56:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
http://i42.tinypic.com/9jioau.jpg
 [00:56:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
http://i41.tinypic.com/2w34xmx.jpg
 [00:56:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
http://i43.tinypic.com/fygynq.jpg
 [00:56:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
There they are.
 [00:56:48] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Positively Gorgeous. :D
 [00:57:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
Anything else you noticed about me? ;)
 [00:59:08] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You have a pretty smile, I like your hairstyle, I compared your eyes to chocolate-covered strawberries; beautiful, sweet and even better on the inside. You have a cute nose. and, well, you're sexy too. :)
 [01:00:21] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Something else I've just noticed; in two of them, you were wearing your shirt; in the one you took just for me, is that your bra?
 [01:00:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes. :)
 [01:01:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Wow!
 [01:01:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:D</nowiki>
 [01:04:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I have them downloaded and saved now.
 [01:04:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Also, in the one where you were lying on the floor, were you wearing a skirt?
 [01:05:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah.
 [01:05:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Lovely. (L)
 [01:06:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and I tell you the truth, I saw your face first in all three pictures before I looked at everything else.
 [01:06:52] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You won't have to tell me "Eyes Up Here". :D
 [01:07:17] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
unless we're getting intimate.
 [01:07:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [01:07:51] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I [[Love]] You Truly, Julie. :-*
 [01:08:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
I love you too, Chris.
 [01:08:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:*</nowiki>
 [01:08:22] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I gtg eat something; I'm a bit hungry.
 [01:08:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll TTYL, Julie-Heart.
 [01:08:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and I will inform my family of all the information I've hand-written tonight.
 [01:09:08] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and, maybe, then some. :)
 [01:09:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You take care, and enjoy the video after it's fully uploaded.
 [01:10:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)
 [01:11:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [05:58:08] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Zlkavszka, Julie-Heart.
 [05:58:41] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm sure you're catching some sleep for yourself for now. but I wanted to ask you something.
 [05:58:51] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Just to make it clear for me,
 [06:00:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
What is it?
 [06:02:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You grew up in Lagodekhi, which was the capitol of Molvania. I've typed in Lagodekhi, and just as your friend has said earlier, it was at the eastern edge of Georgia.
 [06:02:30] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Actually, come to think of it, it's more of a verification of my findings.
 [06:02:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Molvania was east of Georgia, yes?
 [06:03:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I mean, when my father was trying to find Molvania on his maps, he found some theories of his own.
 [06:03:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
he confused Moldavia (something like that) for Molvania.
 [06:04:17] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
So, this will be good for his findings.
 [06:04:33] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
If I'm stressing you, I apologize.
 [06:04:57] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm only confirming that Georgia and Molvania were neighbors
 [06:05:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>*neighboring countries</nowiki>
 [06:06:52] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I guess I didn't have to bother you with that inquiry, the thing was when I just found the map in a search on my [[PS3]]'s internet, there was a lack of an outline on one point.
 [06:07:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
my bad.
 [06:08:30] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm awake, because I've picked up some z's earlier. I was surprised to see you still up; I thought you'd be sleeping for work later.
 [06:09:48] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Julie?
 [06:10:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
[[Sweetheart]]?
 [06:11:41] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
did you fall asleep?
 [06:12:45] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
It's okay. I'm waiting for my father to be getting up in a couple of hours, so I can update him with all the information.
 [06:13:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Also, I have installed your pics for my PS3 and PSP Wallpapers.
 [06:13:29] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I ended up using the pic of you on the floor in your skirt on both systems. :)
 [06:14:44] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll tell you, just seeing you and thinking fondly of you turned me on. I masturbated to your picture and thinking of you during that time while it was displayed on my TV on my PS3 wallpaper.
 [06:15:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
But take that as a compliment, because it was another step closer to actually being with you in that sense. it made me release a bit quicker than recently.
 [06:16:51] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll let you go, and I will TTYL.
 [06:17:00] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Sleep well, Julie-Heart. :-*
 [06:17:06] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Ickvenschwal.
 [06:17:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)
 [09:16:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I've just gave my father the information, and spelled out the name of Lagodekhi to him. He's having trouble finding that in his map books. problems seem to be that he needs a more current atlas; he has books published in the late 60s.
 [09:17:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I plan on going to the Alderman Library this afternoon and check out an Reader's Digest atlas from the 1990s; a map of Molvania should be in there, since it was established in the 80s.
 [09:17:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
My mother is still sleeping; I will show her your ID as soon as she wakes up.
 [09:17:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
The country-search is frustrating me too.
 [09:18:21] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Importantly, I believe you, and I believe in Molvania.
 [09:19:05] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I can relate on being made a mockery of to a point of being non-existant. That happened to me among the [[Troll]]-Talk within the past couple of years.
 [09:19:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
anyway, I will continue to do my best to find Molvania on a map and show it to my father.
 [09:20:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
something else puzzles me, it was said before that it was close to Romania, yet Lagodekhi is on the east line of Georgia, far from Romania.
 [09:20:30] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
But I don't want to bother you with too many thinks to thunk.
 [09:20:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll check in again later.
 [09:20:41] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I Love You, Julie-Heart. :-*
 [10:48:22] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Also, on a positive note, I have your ID on my PSP; that proves you for you, period. :)
 [10:49:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and after I get another black in cart, I will print it out for my paper reference, to go with you letter and pictures.
 [10:49:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll check in later after I see what I can find at the Alderman.
 [11:27:19] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Just checking in again.
 [11:28:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I have good news, my mother feels better about you now; I showed her your ID, and she has warmed up a bit towards you now.
 [11:30:06] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
A spot of bad news, though, she is still against me going to Ohio at the moment, but I think she is leading to a point where she will grant me emotional support in the trip, so still good news there.
 [11:31:30] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and I am looking in my congregation for an escort to Ohio, if my mother doesn't want to come with me. Fortunately, [[Rocky]], my Pastoral Counsolor has relatives in Ohio, and she goes there like every few weeks, months or so.
 [11:32:17] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
So, I will be talking to Rocky more about you, our relationship and the trip to Ohio.
 [11:33:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hopefully, I'll be able to make the trip in March, depending on how soon things turn up, aside from the money, which I will have at least 50 or 100 dollars, aside from what I use to pay my family, and my bills.
 [11:34:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I know that I am an adult, and I shouldn't have to go through these restrictions, but at least I am finding safe routes that my mother can agree on.
 [11:35:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Also, she has expressed her concern about the international diseases that can follow one from another country. But I have assured her that you have confirmed for me that you are free of such diseases.
 [11:36:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I've added that you've had a medical check-up to confirm that, before or after you arrived in Ohio. Please feel free to correct me if I was incorrect.
 [11:37:19] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Final Point: My family is feeling more positive and trusting towards you.
 [11:37:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I need to restart my PC to install a VirusScan update, so I'll restart my Skype and talk to you again later.
 [11:38:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Be happy, Sweetheart. Things are working better for our coming together. :)
 [11:38:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Ickvenschwal. :-*
 [11:38:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
(L)(L)(L)
 [11:38:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
(L)(L)(L)(L)
 [13:43:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie.
 [13:43:56] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I've just got back from buying a new black ink cartridge.
 [13:46:03] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
anyway, I've just received a call on my cell; they left a voicemail, then I deleted it. "She" called you a troll, and made a claim that the [[For Julie's Eyes Only|sex video]] I sent you was uploaded onto [[YouTube]], then deleted. My first thought was shock, but then I realized that it might have been your brother up to his tricks again. Please verify that for me later today in a [[PSN]] Chat; I will be waiting for you to log in and send me an invite.
 [13:47:09] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I was expecting some "Troll Claims" since I've revealed you as my Sweetheart; the same thing happened before with Panda.
 [13:48:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
It just makes me shudder to know that people can be soo cruel and jealous, even to LIE and "hand on a Bible" say that they themselves were not trolls, when I know better.
 [13:49:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Even to hear about the detail of the "Video of me having [[sex]] with a [[Kimmi|doll]]" just put me in a state of surprise. and you were the only one who got that file, so the only conclusion is that your brother must be up to his old tricks again.
 [13:51:52] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Again, I'll wait for you to verify my theory as true on the PSN Chat later today. Also, please talk to your brother, and ask him to stop it. I have been doing big favors for you and him (since he can play your downloaded [[games]] as well); I had trusted him when he said he would not Troll me again.
 [13:52:09] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I need to rest this stress off. I'll TTYL, Sweetheart.
 [13:52:26] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I still fully trust you, Julie, and I still Love You with my heart. :-*
 [16:53:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, I tried to keep it hidden, but I think he found it. I left my computer on while I worked, and he must've found it.
 [16:53:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
I beat him up, though, and he promised he wouldn't do it again.
 [19:44:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hope you don't mind if I go on...
 [19:51:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, I've wondered, you think you could maybe write/draw a Hentai story? You could put it on the Luv Shack.
 [21:25:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Zlkavszka, Julie-Heart. :)
 [21:26:38] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
a hentai story. I will give that much thought.
 [21:27:00] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
but it's looking good.
 [21:28:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I have a good number of hentai stories to get an idea from, and I can make it relate to a Sonichu/Rosechu story.
 [21:29:38] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
anyway, I'm happy to hear that I was right. You didn't have to beat him up, but I'm glad you talked to him for me about that.
 [21:29:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Thank you, Sweetheart. :-*
 [21:33:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Also, I'm sorry I missed your chat window earlier; I was busy doing some work at the time.
 [21:34:00] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
drawing
 [21:37:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I also have been preparing myself for the funeral tomorrow. I need to hit the hay earlier tonight, so I will be able to drive my share of the trip when my parents feel unable to.
 [21:40:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hello, Chris...
 [21:40:37] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
there you are. :)
 [21:40:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
This is Max.
 [21:40:41] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
oh.
 [21:40:47] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Julie's brother?
 [21:40:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
I bet you were excited just now..
 [21:41:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
Julie chose to take a nap..
 [21:41:19] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
okay.
 [21:41:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'd suggest you join Mumble, you may find it in your best interest.
 [21:42:00] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
what's going on?
 [21:42:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
You may find it in your best interest.
 [21:42:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'd hurry, we're not very patient.
 [21:42:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll be there shortly.
 [21:44:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hurry up, Chandler.
 [21:45:29] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I understand. I've got to clean up the mess you started.
 [21:45:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, it's more than that.
 [21:45:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
Heheheh, I see you found out what I've done?
 [21:58:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
Angered, Chrissy?
 [21:59:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Why can't you see the kind human being that I am?
 [21:59:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
Because, the things you do.
 [21:59:26] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I have cared for all my women very much.
 [21:59:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
The...awful way you act, in attempts to get a 'Mate'.
 [21:59:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
A 'boyfriend-free girl'.
 [21:59:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
It sickens me that you'd be that way.
 [22:00:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
I don't even know why my sister would want you.
 [22:00:17] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Look, Julie asked me herself to make that video, and I did as she wished, because I cared and respected her wishes.
 [22:00:41] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
because she cares about me deeply and she respects me truly. And I care and respect her in the same way truly.
 [22:01:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's too late now, Chris.
 [22:01:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm taking [[Julie]] to [[Clyde]].
 [22:01:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe you can convince me to do otherwise, come back in Mumble.
 [22:01:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
You have 5 minutes.
 [22:01:47] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
look, I plan on spending my good money and drive to her in your house.
 [22:01:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'd hurry.
 [22:02:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
Talk to my leader, Clyde.
 [22:02:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
Answer him.
 [22:18:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm driving Julie there now, Chris.
 [22:18:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
Heheheh.
 [22:18:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
Any last words before I depart?
 [22:18:47] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Leave her be; do not drive her anywhere.
 [22:18:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
That's not working, Julie's coming with me to HQ.
 [22:19:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
Inform Clyde for me, would you?
 [22:19:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
NO
 [22:19:19] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Don't go anywhere!
 [22:19:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
As JKH said, 'toodles'.
 [22:20:09] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, almost forgot.
 [22:20:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
Tell Clyde for me, and maybe I'll let Julie go a little sooner.
 [22:20:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's a deal.
 [22:20:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
tell clyde what you're telling me?
 [22:20:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Tell Clyde Julie will be at HQ in 10 minutes.
 [22:21:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hurry it up.
 [22:21:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
Now, toodles.
 [22:21:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
LEAVE HER ALONE
 [22:21:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
I will not.
 [22:21:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's not gonna work, Chris.
 [22:21:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
Anything that may win me over?
 [22:22:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
Or is that all you'll say, like a broken record?
 [22:22:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
what do you want?
 [22:22:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm...
 [22:22:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
Nothing, I'm taking her to HQ.
 [22:22:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe I'll give her limited internet access.
 [22:22:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe.
 [22:23:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll talk to you after I get back.
 [22:23:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
Wait for me.
 [22:33:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hello, Chrissy.
 [22:33:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
My sister is now safely kept in HQ.
 [22:34:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
You there, Chris?
 [22:34:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
You may want to keep in close contact with me if you wish to see Julie.
 [22:35:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
Come on now, Chrissy.
 [22:36:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
I expected better from you.
 [22:45:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
I do however, expect you to hide.
 [22:46:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
Like now.
 [22:52:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
If you truly love my sister, you'll answer.
 [22:58:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hahahahaha.
 [23:10:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
My anger is reaching a point, Chris.
 [23:10:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
Fail to respond tonight..
 [23:19:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
You think I'm BLOWING SMOKE?
 [23:19:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
This is quite a thing to say, Chris.
 [23:19:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
I figured you'd run off to the PS3.
 [23:20:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm here.
 [23:20:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
You DARE take me for a liar.
 [23:20:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm saddened, Chris.
 [23:20:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Tell me..
 [23:20:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
How do you feel?
 [23:20:59] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
emotionally terrible and crestfallen.
 [23:21:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Wonderful.
 [23:21:08] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
why are you doing this to me?
 [23:21:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I thought you were over this, Max.
 [23:21:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
Would you care to speak to me through your mic?
 [23:21:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hello.
 [23:21:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
Heheheheh.
 [23:21:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
You don't deserve my voice.
 [23:22:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
You really wanna know?
 [23:22:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
I don't want my sister to be with you.
 [23:22:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
You think games can buy me over?
 [23:22:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
You take me for one easily bribed!@?
 [23:22:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
FOR ME?
 [23:22:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
You hated me as far as I know!
 [23:22:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
I barely do!
 [23:23:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
You forgive me for taking my own sister away?
 [23:23:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
Ah.
 [23:23:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
That.
 [23:23:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, why do you love my sister so?
 [23:23:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
I don't know why myself.
 [23:23:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
I doubt that, Chris.
 [23:23:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes, but she lived with me.
 [23:24:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
She had no other place to go.
 [23:24:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
I took her in.
 [23:24:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes, it is.
 [23:24:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
Just to see that she came here for THIS, you.
 [23:24:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes, and the fact I SAW THAT AWFUL VIDEO.
 [23:24:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
COMPARING MY SISTER TO A DOLL!
 [23:25:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
Really.
 [23:25:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
...
 [23:25:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
I couldn't put it better myself.
 [23:25:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
It can't be unseen.
 [23:26:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
I don't know why she said that.
 [23:26:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm her older brother, my family entrusted me to look after my sister!!
 [23:26:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
Not inside a fucking doll!
 [23:26:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
I can't, you know.
 [23:26:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
Do that.
 [23:27:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
I can't talk to her exactly.
 [23:27:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
She's at HQ, remember?
 [23:27:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'd rather not.
 [23:27:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
I don't think I should.
 [23:27:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
She needs time.
 [23:27:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
Listen..
 [23:27:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
You truly love her?
 [23:27:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
Then come and get her.
 [23:28:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
You have 5 days to come to my home in Ohio, I believe you have the address. To come here, and I shall show you the way.
 [23:28:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
Well, that's your problem.
 [23:28:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
Get a job.
 [23:28:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
If you don't come within 5 days, dire things will happen.
 [23:28:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
That is how things are done, you need a deadline.
 [23:28:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
I do.
 [23:29:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm trying to make sure she gets a suitable man!
 [23:29:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
I want you to prove it!
 [23:29:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
Rocky, yes.
 [23:29:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
...
 [23:29:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
You're a lazy fuck!
 [23:29:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
I demand to see you here in 5 days.
 [23:30:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
What will it be?
 [23:30:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
Your true sweetheart..
 [23:30:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
Or your mother's law?
 [23:30:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
I had a choice like that once.
 [23:30:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
I believe that's correct.
 [23:30:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
No.
 [23:31:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
Let me tell you.
 [23:31:09] '''BlueSpike:'''
You come to my home, you know the address.
 [23:31:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
I show you the way to our base.
 [23:31:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
The base..
 [23:31:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
Of the [[Miscreants]].
 [23:31:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
Run by Clyde Cash.
 [23:31:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
My and Clyde will escort you to Julie.
 [23:32:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
You and her will be free to leave.
 [23:32:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes.
 [23:32:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
But be warned, if you try ANYTHING, measures will be taken.
 [23:32:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
If you do things like you're told, yes.
 [23:32:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
Fail to comply, and..I don't think I should tell you.
 [23:33:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm sorry for your loss.
 [23:33:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
Tell me..When should we expect you?
 [23:33:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
Clyde tends to love to set up the 'party'.
 [23:33:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm not setting up anything, I swear on my life.
 [23:33:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
You come here, take my sister, that's it.
 [23:34:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, I see.
 [23:34:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
I meant set up by decorate and shit.
 [23:34:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
He actually likes to make the area look nice.
 [23:34:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
I assure you, you can tell him yourself in Mumble.
 [23:34:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
Then..
 [23:35:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
We will talk after.
 [23:35:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
See you after.
 [23:35:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
Say hello.
 [23:36:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
Ask about Clyde.
 [23:36:41] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Clyde's not there, now what?
 [23:36:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
Just ask where we went.
 [23:36:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
You may gather information.
 [23:37:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
Tell them everything.
 [23:38:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Tell them what I did.
 [23:38:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Please do.
 [23:50:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm sorry about that, I'm actually watching [[Family Guy|family guy]].
 [23:50:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
Mine thing is on voice activated.
 [23:50:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
The one where [[Meg]] becomes pretty.
 [23:56:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
T them that I'm a troll, and ask them what they think. They don't seem to care..
 [23:57:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
W...
 [23:57:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
I said TELL THEM I'M A TROLL.
 [23:57:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
NOT THAT I'M NOT.
 [23:57:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
SILLY.
 [23:58:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
Tell them what I did.
 [23:58:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm.
 [23:59:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'd prefer if you call it Miscreant HQ.
 [23:59:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
Google 'The Miscreants'

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[[Category: BlueSpike Skype Logs]]

BlueSpike Skype Logs 11

2011-01-11T01:35:34Z

MachPunch:

{{quote|I'm also shedding a tear again for my [[Aunt Corina]]. I'm hoping her funeral is not on my birthday, because I'm planning on going to this Pancake Dinner that my [[church]] is holding on that day. a week ago, my pastor said I can come and they would celebrate my [[birthday]] as well.|Christopher C.W.C.}}

==2009-02-20==
 [11:53:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Zlkavszka, [[Julie]]-Kat. :-*
 [11:53:37] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm sure you're at work now, so I'll get to a point.
 [11:54:25] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I will consider the timesaver pack, but I encourage you to log in your game time to build up your virtual driving practice.
 [11:55:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I will open up a chat window at about 5:00 to 7:00 today; I hope to see you logged-in to accept my invite.
 [11:56:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Maybe my [[father]] will come back up and chat with you some more, if you want. :)
 [11:56:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll TTYL
 [11:56:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Ickvenschwel, Julie-Heart. :-*
 [11:56:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)
 [12:54:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I just got your letter and your pictures. Thank you soo much. I'll share the pics and letter with my family. If you want me to come to you, I'll need your address. You can send that to me in a message on the [[PSN]].
 [12:54:59] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:-*</nowiki>
 [16:44:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi, Chris.
 [16:44:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe you could come a few days before your birthday. :)
 [16:46:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
Arrive on Saturday?
 [16:46:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
For weekend fun? :)
 [18:09:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, you have enough [[money]]..
 [18:09:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
Could I get Noby Noby Boy?
 [18:10:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, what about [[Street Fighter]] 2 HD remix?
 [18:10:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
You could get those so I can download them to my [[PS3]] for us to play.
 [20:12:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie.
 [20:12:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
are you there?
 [20:12:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes.
 [20:14:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm soo sorry for not being on when I said I would. I had gone out with my father this afternoon; he needed to go to a bank to talk for over an hour, I went with him to make sure he stayed safe. Anyway, after I got back home, I felt sleepy, so I thought I'd take an hour nap; I had an alarm set on my phone to wake me in an hour, but I was too deep asleep or my alarm didn't go off, and I just awoke a quarter of an hour ago.Christopher C.W.C.I hope you're not angry at me.
 [20:15:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm not.
 [20:16:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
okay. are we cool?
 [20:16:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
Sure.
 [20:16:44] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Thank you. :)
 [20:16:53] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You're the best.
 [20:17:29] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
brb
 [20:19:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
I saw [[Sarah May]]'s new skype message..
 [20:19:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:(</nowiki>
 [20:21:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
back
 [20:21:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yeah, I've read that as well. in the hospital; a close relative may have left that on there.
 [20:22:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm.
 [20:22:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
it did stab me emotionally.
 [20:22:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:(</nowiki>
 [20:22:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:(</nowiki>
 [20:23:29] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Didn't I apologize in the video I uploaded?
 [20:23:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I think I did.
 [20:23:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
I don't know..
 [20:24:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
Did she say anything?
 [20:24:25] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
anyway, I should make an apology video on that matter.
 [20:26:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I haven't heard anything else from her, other than an offline Skype message saying that I'm fat. her relative may have left that; her avitar was replaced with a dude's pic.
 [20:26:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
I don't know..
 [20:26:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
That's a singer Sarah likes..
 [20:26:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris..do you think you're fat?
 [20:27:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I understand that I have a spot of tummy I can work off, but I don't see myself as fat.
 [20:28:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Erm...
 [20:28:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, you are somewhat fat. I'm sorry. :(
 [20:28:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I guess I was in denile, and it's okay. I needed to be reminded to excercise more, and I am doing that.
 [20:29:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
How are you exercising?
 [20:29:06] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I did some walking today while I was out.
 [20:29:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
for over an hour
 [20:29:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and before that I did some active [[Guitar Hero]] shreddin'
 [20:30:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, guitar hero is not [[exercise]]!
 [20:30:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I do more than stand around; I move about in tune to the [[music]].
 [20:30:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
That's still not exercise!
 [20:30:46] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
anyway, I promise you that I will be doing more walking everyday.
 [20:31:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:(</nowiki>
 [20:31:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
because I really need to burn off the fat for myself, and for you.
 [20:32:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah..
 [20:32:22] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
"Don't Trust them new [[niggos|N*ggers]] over there."
 [20:32:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
That doesn't always make me happy, Chris..
 [20:33:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm trying anyway, because I want to make you feel better, because I care about you.
 [20:33:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Thanks. :)
 [20:33:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
(L)(L)(L)
 [20:33:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, can you clarify you got the letter?
 [20:33:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
I mean..
 [20:33:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
What's the word..
 [20:33:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
Confirm.
 [20:34:03] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Ickvenschwel, Julie. :-*Christopher C.W.C.I can quote a line from the letter.
 [20:34:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
or, I can remind you of the Kissed Seal you left me; that was totally awesome. ;)
 [20:34:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [20:35:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
would you still need a qoute?
 [20:35:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
You can quote a line.
 [20:35:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [20:35:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
okay. I have it here.
 [20:37:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
"It's a lot harder to write a letter then it is to type one. =P But I love you enough that I'll do your request, but e-mail is SO much easier, so don't expect me to do this again anytime soon."
 [20:37:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [20:38:45] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
when I saw the kiss, I was like, "WOW!" I can tell you actually kissed it, by telling that it was lipstick.
 [20:38:48] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [20:39:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [20:39:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
My [[mother]] and father saw your pictures too, and they both thought you were pretty. my word is not only pretty, but postively hot.
 [20:39:53] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [20:40:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [20:40:56] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Let's talk more about the letter on the PSN, please. I wouldn't want anyone reading in on what we were typing.
 [20:41:32] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and they could hear us as well; I know, because they've recorded my voice from a previous Skype chat or two with Panda before.
 [20:42:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
they've uploaded the mp3 files onto the web, and posted links to download them on the [[ED]] page.
 [20:42:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
within the discussion pages, to be specific.
 [20:43:08] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
so, I'll head back to my [[room]], set up my [[PSEye]] and open up the chat room for us?
 [20:44:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Julie?
 [20:44:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi.
 [20:44:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
In a few minutes.
 [20:44:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool.
 [20:45:03] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll send you the invite.
 [20:45:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:-*</nowiki>
 [20:45:17] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
see you in a few.
 [20:45:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [20:49:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris.
 [20:50:17] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yes?
 [20:50:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
I can't PSN chat right now.
 [20:50:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
why not?
 [20:50:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm going to clean my room.
 [20:50:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
Meh, actually.
 [20:50:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll clean it later.
 [20:50:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll PSN chat.
 [20:50:59] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool. :)
 [20:51:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and I thank you very much. :-*
 [20:51:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll wait for you by my PS3
 [21:27:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm gonna take a nap now. :)
 [21:27:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
I love you.

==09-02-21==
 [23:59:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Zlkavszka, Julie-Heart.
 [23:59:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I've noticed you were online while I was playing [[LittleBiGPlanet]], then when I quit my game soon after, apparently you were logged into my account.

==09-02-22==
 [00:00:17] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
So, I gave you a few minutes to do what you were doing, then I logged back in. I hope I did not interrupt anything major there.
 [00:01:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Anyway, I've sent you a message, informing you that to reduce confusion, I've sent you a request from my second PSN account of Japan country.
 [00:02:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You can send me a message to my "Reld-Nait" account, informing me of how long you plan on being logged into my Sonichu account, so I'll better understand of when I can log back in without interrupting you.
 [00:03:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Anyway, I will talk to you again later. And maybe I'll be able to have my mother come up and chat with you a bit. I have a plan. ;)
 [00:03:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Ickvenschwal, Julie-Heart. :-*
 [00:03:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)
 [04:09:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi, Chris.
 [04:09:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
I just got back.
 [13:21:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie-Heart. Are you there now?
 [13:22:45] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Anyway, I've just got home from church, and I'm going to take a nap, because I'm feeling sleepy.
 [13:22:57] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
But I wanted to check in with you anyway. :)
 [13:25:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm also shedding a tear again for my Aunt Corina. I'm hoping her funeral is not on my birthday, because I'm planning on going to this Pancake Dinner that my church is holding on that day. a week ago, my pastor said I can come and they would celebrate my birthday as well.
 [13:25:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
but if the funeral is on my birthday, then I hope I can return in time to make the Pancake Dinner.
 [13:27:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
My Aunt Corina was a very sweet and caring woman. She would send me some money for my birthday, even though she didn't have much in her bank at the times. And she did care about me very much, and she thought I was a special child too.
 [13:27:52] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
but I should count my blessings that I still have the rest of my family, my friends, and you.
 [13:27:56] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:-*</nowiki>
 [13:28:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi, Chris.
 [13:28:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
oh, you were there.
 [13:28:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
I just got back.
 [13:28:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
from work?
 [13:28:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah.
 [13:28:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, something we should bring up..
 [13:28:59] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yes?
 [13:29:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
You're 26, going on 27, correct?
 [13:29:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yes
 [13:29:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
And you STILL have 'parental restrictions'...
 [13:29:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
Why?
 [13:31:06] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
maybe "parental restrictions" was a strong choice of words, but I feel at unease if I made the trip without the emotional support of my family. But you know how protective they are of me.
 [13:32:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and I'm starting to save for a trip to you, and I've talked to you about how the first among between you and me to make enough for a trip, then we would base the final plans on that.
 [13:32:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
...
 [13:32:48] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I also had thought of wiring you funds for you to come here to me, but then that would be going against what I've said earlier.
 [13:33:00] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and I wouldn't want to go against my word.
 [13:33:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, I've TOLD YOU that it is difficult for me to make the money.
 [13:33:19] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I understand that.
 [13:33:52] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
so, I am planning on saving up, and hopefully I'll be able to make the trip to you in March or April.
 [13:34:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
by car
 [13:34:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
Alright..
 [13:34:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris..I checked..
 [13:34:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
It'll only take like 7 hours, and you'll only need about 50 dollars for gas and food.
 [13:34:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
I can give you money for the trip back, and I'll have a meal ready for when you get here.
 [13:35:26] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
in the meantime, I feel it best for you and me to talk on the PSN chatroom, and me bringing in my mother and father now and then to chat with you to better the chances of getting their emotional support, espcially my mother's support.
 [13:35:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
really?
 [13:35:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes/
 [13:35:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
So, it is very easy for you to come to Ohio.
 [13:36:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
did you go onto mapquest, punched in your and my addresses and got the distances and average travel time?
 [13:36:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
Googlemaps.
 [13:36:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I see.
 [13:37:09] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Still, I would appreciate you sending me your address on the PSN, so I can look it up for myself and better my case with mother.
 [13:37:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
Fine.
 [13:37:43] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I mean no disrespect unto you, Julie-Heart, but I have to respect my mother's wishes as well.
 [13:38:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
in a near future chat between you and me on the PSN, I'll bring my mother in, so y'all can talk a bit.
 [13:38:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
I don't think I want to talk to your mother..I'm too nervous.
 [13:38:56] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I understand your tension, but you don't have to be nervous.
 [13:39:29] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
you can talk to her, just like you were talking to me. the important item is to remain calm and cool.
 [13:39:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
...
 [13:39:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
that's advice I've learned from the 9-year old who wrote the book on how to talk to girls.
 [13:39:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
........
 [13:40:05] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>*heard about that on the John Tesh Radio Show.</nowiki>
 [13:41:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
but let's change the subject a bit.
 [13:41:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
which city in [[Molvania]] did you grow up in?
 [13:41:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'd rather get into those details over PSN, so [[trolls]] don't get a hold of it.
 [13:42:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I understand.
 [13:42:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
but surely you can tell me the capitol of Molvania.
 [13:42:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
Molvania..
 [13:42:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm sorry.
 [13:42:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
I feel too broken up..
 [13:42:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
I just miss my family..
 [13:42:41] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
aw.
 [13:42:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
OW?
 [13:42:56] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
no, aww
 [13:43:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh..
 [13:43:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
Sorry.
 [13:43:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm sorry for bringing up tearful memories.
 [13:43:32] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I didn't mean to do that.
 [13:43:53] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and I can relate to you feeling homesick and missing your family.
 [13:45:08] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
it's like when I moved to [[Richmond]] from [[Ruckersville]]; I missed Ruckersville. and later over the years, Richmond grew on me, and since I've moved back to Ruckersville, I've often had dreams of going back to [[Manchester High]] and the townhouse I had lived in there.
 [13:45:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
...
 [13:45:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's nothing like that.
 [13:45:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I had to leave behind friends on both occasions.
 [13:45:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes, but this is my FAMILY.
 [13:47:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
during the first year or two in Richmond, I had to leave my mother behind, because she was still working in Virginia Power in C-Ville, and I saw her like once in a while, until when she finally retired from V.P. and moved in. Point is, I missed my mother during that time.
 [13:47:45] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
so I understand.
 [13:48:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
anyway, we can talk more about Molvania on the PSN later.
 [13:48:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
...
 [13:48:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
but I'd like to leave you with a smile.
 [13:49:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
My family really thought you were pretty from your pictures. and my mother read your letter, and she liked it.
 [13:50:32] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and I think not only are you pretty, but also delightfully beautiful and radiant. :)
 [13:50:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hm.
 [13:52:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Until I meet you, you can picture me as an angel on your shoulder, who is caring for you every moment. :)
 [13:52:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
because I'm thinking fondly of you most every moment.
 [13:54:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Seriously, in addition to having your pics your friend took for my PS3 and [[PSP]] wallpapers, I want to take that tall picture, or rather all three or so, and make 8X11 posters of them, so I can keep myself straight with your delightful influence, and not have to focus on a [[Sailor Moon Poster]] in that sense.
 [13:55:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I have your trio of pics taped onto a piece of paper, in a plastic page sleeve, with your letter and envelope (not taped) on the flip-side of the page.
 [13:55:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [13:55:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [13:58:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
And do you know why I put that plastic-covered page together? Because I want to engrave your radient face and sweet smile into my memory as my True [[Sweetheart]]-To-Be. And as a bonus, add your sexy bod to your face and get a good feeling from that as well. :)
 [13:59:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [13:59:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and also, remembering the true, sweetest soul that is you, Julie, and appreciating that you love me truly for me alone, no matter what.
 [13:59:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I Love You, Julie. :-*
 [13:59:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [14:00:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I know you love me too.
 [14:00:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
(l)(L)(L) Don't you? (L)(L)(L)
 [14:01:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes.
 [14:01:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
I truly do.
 [14:01:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [14:01:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
pricelessly awesome.
 [14:02:22] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and I am happy that I have the power to make you feel happy too.
 [14:02:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [14:02:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
well, I should go take a nap now, but I'll talk to you again later.
 [14:02:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
...
 [14:02:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris.
 [14:02:52] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yes?
 [14:02:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
Why do you CONSTANTLY need to take naps!?
 [14:02:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's annoying.
 [14:03:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
At 26, you're in your prime!
 [14:03:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
You should go for a walk outside!
 [14:03:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
it's not constant, but I got no sleep last night, so I need some z's
 [14:03:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris..
 [14:03:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
You need to be more responceable.
 [14:03:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
Excuse the spelling error.
 [14:03:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I understand that.
 [14:04:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
it's okay.
 [14:04:29] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and I did take a walk earlier on the way home.
 [14:04:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Still.
 [14:04:58] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
a half-hour walk in Target.
 [14:05:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and I will do better in the near future.
 [14:06:26] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I understand it's hard, and I am assuming responsibility.
 [14:06:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris..
 [14:06:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
I need you to prove it..
 [14:07:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
how would you like me to prove it?
 [14:07:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm...
 [14:08:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm...
 [14:08:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
Get a [[job]]?
 [14:08:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
No...
 [14:08:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
Make a video.
 [14:09:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
Today.
 [14:09:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Yes, I am still working on that. I am thinking about what positions I can apply for.
 [14:09:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
About...
 [14:09:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
Your feelings for me?
 [14:09:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
That will help prove it.
 [14:09:43] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
that's fair. I will make a video for you with my feelings from my heart today.
 [14:09:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
Make it..
 [14:09:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
10 minutes? :)
 [14:10:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
a 10 minute video?
 [14:10:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes, please. :)
 [14:10:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool.
 [14:10:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I will make it for you today, and I will send it to you over Skype later today.
 [14:11:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, I want you to upload it to [[youtube]].
 [14:11:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
A 10 minute video about your love to me.
 [14:11:37] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
okay, I will upload it to YouTube.
 [14:12:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I will let you know when I'm uploading it later.
 [14:12:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [14:13:06] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
right now, I should gater my pure love emotions for you, and properly spell them out in a creative, well-detailed way, just for you, Julie-Heart. :)
 [14:13:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [14:13:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll TTYL.
 [14:13:33] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)
 [14:13:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [20:52:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris..I need to ask..
 [20:53:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
Why do you need EMOTIONAL SUPPORT to come to Ohio! I'm starting to think you don't want to come see me!
 [20:56:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
Here's my address...
 [20:56:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
2229 E 46th St, Cleveland, OH
 [20:56:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm sorry I didn't send it earlier, it's only a 7 hour drive like I've said before.
 [23:02:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie-Heart.
 [23:03:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
it just hit me, that maybe it's more of having my mother's consent to drive up.
 [23:03:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
anyway, I have created the video, and I am going to upload it
 [23:06:00] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
It is 10 minutes long. If you are there, I can send you a copy of the video after I convert it to MP4
 [23:09:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi.
 [23:09:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's okay, you can just upload it and I can watch it there.
 [23:10:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
okay. guess what. Sarah may is online, and she is feeleing emotionally better.
 [23:10:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm.
 [23:10:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
Once you get your mothers consent, you have to PROMISE you'll come here.
 [23:11:58] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I promise to you, Julie Milvana that I will come to you very soon after I get my mother's consent; I swear on my Aunt Corina's grave.
 [23:12:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [23:12:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
Have you asked her yet?
 [23:14:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I have been asking her repeatedly; she is still paranoid for my safety.
 [23:15:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
Why?
 [23:18:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
she has a few theories that bother her that she gets from [[television]]. Like for one, she theorizes that you may be in reality a police officer or underaged girl posing to get me arrested or something like that.
 Please do not take personal offense, as she is in her 60s and paranoid.
 [23:18:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
...I DO take offence!
 [23:18:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm sorry.
 [23:19:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I am doing my best to convince her that you are for real. and maybe the address and driving distance can help.
 [23:19:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
You can tell her those.
 [23:19:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
Would you do that now, please?
 [23:21:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Another factor that would most help is knowing which city you grew up in, and the capitol of Molvania, because my father has been checking his maps for Molvania, and if he knew your growing-up city and the capitol of Molvania, he can find it easier and best convince my mother to be less paranoid.
 [23:22:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll tell her your address, after I get the directions and distance from mapquest.
 [23:22:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [23:25:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
The captol, and town I grew up in is Lagodekh.
 [23:25:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I got the directions, and you were right; it's a 7 hour drive. I'll get the directions down and present them to my mother.
 [23:25:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Awesome.
 [23:29:32] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm writing the information down.
 [23:44:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
So..?
 [23:45:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm still writing the directions down.

{{FanChats}}

[[Category: BlueSpike Skype Logs]]

BlueSpike Skype Logs 10

2011-01-11T01:35:11Z

MachPunch:

{{quote|I just did basically my routine for doing it with a doll; when I do it with you for my very first time, I can promise you that it will be more varitiable than what is shown.|Christopher C.W.C.}}

==2009-02-18==
 [05:31:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Are you there, [[Julie]]?
 [05:32:21] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I hope you were able to get some sleep.
 [05:33:17] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I just wanted to inform you that I've just created, and I am uploading a video, addressed to [[Sarah May]]. I pray she has not done anything extravagant, and is still alive and well.
 [05:33:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and I hope she sees this video.
 [05:34:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Also, I wanted to ask, were you a member of the [[Sonichu Girls]] Forum? If you are, please check on there for any new messages from Sarah May for me.
 [05:35:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I would do it myself, but I had asked her to delete my account after a troll hacked into it and defaced it.
 [05:35:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I had recreated my account on there, and submitted an application that I'm hoping Sarah also gets to read and approve.
 [05:36:41] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'd feel just heart-broken if she commited suicide because of my mistake; it would be [[Ryan]] all over again. :_(
 [05:36:48] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>;(</nowiki>
 [05:37:06] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I need to recover. I'll TTYL.
 [05:37:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Ickvenschwell, Julie-Kat.
 [11:59:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
 [11:59:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
 [12:29:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi, Chris.
 [12:29:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Let me know when you're at the computer.
 [17:36:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Zlkavszka, Julie.
 [17:44:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi, Chris.
 [17:45:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie.
 [17:46:06] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I've just read a reply I got from Cassie, Sarah May's spanish friend, she offered comforting words that made me feel a bit better. I replied with gratitude.
 [17:46:19] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
how are you feeling?
 [17:46:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
Awful.
 [17:46:58] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
because of Sarah May?
 [17:47:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes.
 [17:47:38] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I understand, but you don't have to dwell on about it. have you tried to distract yourself with a movie or something?
 [17:47:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
....
 [17:48:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
No matter HOW many movies I see, I WILL NEVER forget my dead friend.
 [17:48:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
EVER.
 [17:49:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I understand, and I feel the same way. The emotions will linger and come back now and then. But the best thing one can do in the similar situation is to try to not fret over it a lot and move on.
 [17:50:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm still feeling the shakes and emotions from her and [[Aunt Corina]].
 [17:51:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
but at least I am feeling capable of being able to move on, having known the opening details, and wait to see if it's gotten worse.
 [17:52:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, she commited sucide.
 [17:53:43] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I understand that possiblity, and it would really hurt me if she did that because of me. It would be Ryan all over again.
 [17:53:48] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:(</nowiki>
 [17:54:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris..
 [17:54:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
She did it because of a promise you made..
 [17:54:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
She was so happy about it.
 [17:54:48] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I know, and I feel terrible over it.
 [17:56:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
But from what I've learned after past deaths I've felt close to, is that I should try to move on. I did care about Sarah May very much, and I will never forget her.
 [17:56:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
did you see the video I uploaded?
 [17:56:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes...
 [17:57:29] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
It pains me deeply to know that I am losing, or have lost, a good friend in that way.
 [17:57:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I've shed tears for her.
 [17:58:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
I don't think you really did, Chris..
 [17:58:09] '''BlueSpike:'''
Could we talk on the [[PSN]], about it..?
 [17:58:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
okay.
 [17:58:26] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll send you the invite.
 [17:59:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
Give me few minutes.
 [23:51:51] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Zlkavszka, Julie.
 [23:52:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hello.
 [23:52:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I have a bit of good news. Sarah May is still alive. she left me a message on Skype a few hours ago.
 [23:53:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
That's good, what did she say?
 [23:53:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
that's the bad part; she started with "..." at 8:27 PM, then two minutes later thought I was ignoring her, when I was not on my PC.
 [23:53:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
Huh..
 [23:54:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I left her a message with an apology for missing her, and a plea for her to not do anything stupid. And I informed her of the video I uploaded.
 [23:54:43] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
She's not online right now, but at least we can breath a sigh of relief, because she's alive.
 [23:55:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah.
 [23:55:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
So..Chris..
 [23:56:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Did you enjoy listening to my father earlier?
 [23:56:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah.
 [23:56:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [23:56:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool. :)
 [23:56:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris..
 [23:56:21] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yes?
 [23:56:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
Did you ever make that video of you..you know?
 [23:56:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
not yet, and I am thinking about doing it tonight.
 [23:56:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool.
 [23:57:22] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll record it in a couple of hours or so, but I promise you I will have it done, just for you.
 [23:57:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [23:57:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
So, what's up?
 [23:58:25] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
not much else. but I did tell you about what I was doing while you were listening to my dad.
 [23:58:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
No, what were you doing?
 [23:59:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I told you in a message on the PSN.
 [23:59:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, yeah.
 [23:59:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
That.
 [23:59:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
Neat.
==09-02-19==
 [00:00:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm good in technological things, you know.
 [00:00:26] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
did I mention that I took a computer upgrade course at [[PVCC]]?
 [00:00:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
You never mentioned.
 [00:00:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
Huh.
 [00:00:37] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I did, and I passed.
 [00:00:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool.
 [00:01:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Needless to say I have a good understanding of what is inside my PC's Tower.
 [00:01:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool.
 [00:01:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and to figure out how to upgrade my PS3's internal HDD to a greater memory capacity was a snap.
 [00:01:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Awesome.
 [00:02:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Also, in my lifetime, I have unscrewed and taken apart some of my [[video game]] consoles, to see what they looked like on the inside, including my original Game Boy, GBA and my [[PSP]].
 [00:02:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and a NES among the Televised consoles.
 [00:02:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool.
 [00:05:19] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Yes, it's fun to take things apart to see the insides. Also, I sucessfully Upgraded my PS2 [[Guitar]] with the insides of a newer PS2 guitar. I started with the one that came with GH1, then I learned the RED guitars that later came out were better and upgraded in comparison, so I unscrewed and swapped some of the internal parts, as well as the newer cord, since they were both the [[Sony]] Wired Gibson SGs, and I was successful in the upgrade.
 [00:05:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool.
 [00:05:47] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I got the newer guitar used, then I returned it after I did the internal swapping.
 [00:06:09] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
it's not easy to repaint a new guitar to make it match the memories that went into the old, you know.
 [00:06:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
I do.
 [00:06:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
so, the Casing has been with me throughout my GH years.
 [00:07:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool.
 [00:07:17] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Also, when [[Gamestop]] was having a Tournament for GH2, I entered and WON the whole thing. I got a T-Shirt, while everyone else got posters.
 [00:07:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
It happened a couple years ago in February.
 [00:07:47] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
NAILED Freebird on Hard better than my opponent in the Final.
 [00:08:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
Awesome.
 [00:08:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I mean, I did not get a perfect score, but I got an "A" Grade.
 [00:09:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
95-100?
 [00:09:06] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>*%</nowiki>
 [00:09:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
Awesome.
 [00:09:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [00:09:37] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and I look forward to playing some GH with you. :)
 [00:10:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You don't have to be the best at it; all I would ask is for you to do your best.
 [00:10:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>*your personal best.</nowiki>
 [00:10:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
I am good at it.
 [00:10:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
I played Expert.
 [00:10:38] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
me2
 [00:10:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
And I get mostly 90%-100%
 [00:10:57] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I've also completed the Expert in GHAerosmith
 [00:11:08] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
as well as the rest, with mostly A Grades.
 [00:11:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool.
 [00:11:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
oh, right, they measure in Stars; that's the grade format I was trying to think of.
 [00:11:53] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
but I went with the letter anyway.
 [00:12:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Play any good games lately on your [[PS3]] or [[Wii]]?
 [00:12:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
oh, yeah, Burnout.
 [00:12:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:P</nowiki>
 [00:12:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah..
 [00:12:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
I haven't really played much of Burnout.
 [00:12:57] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
ah.
 [00:13:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I see.
 [00:13:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
I've been wanting [[Street Fighter]] 4 so badly..
 [00:13:32] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
As soon as possible, I plan on buying the Special Edition version for PS3.
 [00:13:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool..
 [00:14:00] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
as well as MGS4 and the other titles we've agreed on adding to my quarry.
 [00:14:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
how many disc games do you own?
 [00:14:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
In total? Or just PS3?
 [00:14:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
PS3
 [00:14:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
2.
 [00:14:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I have over 25
 [00:14:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool.
 [00:15:08] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You'd probably gasp when you see my shelves in my room.
 [00:15:26] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
up close
 [00:15:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Heheh.
 [00:15:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah.
 [00:16:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
my first game system was a Commodore 64 computer.
 [00:16:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm.
 [00:16:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I still have the system, complete with Hard Drive Keyboard, cords, and Floppy Disk Drive
 [00:16:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
Awesome.
 [00:17:09] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
but my Joystick I used on it got messed up sometime ago, as it didn't work for me last time I turned on the sytem a few months ago.
 [00:17:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:(</nowiki>
 [00:17:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm sure I can find a working joystick on [[eBay]], but that's for another day.
 [00:17:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah.
 [00:18:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
we have to exchange stories of our childhoods after you get here.
 [00:18:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah.
 [00:18:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
you would get a cornucopia from my [[slideshow]] in my [[DVD]].
 [00:19:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and I look forward to hearing your stories very much. :)
 [00:19:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah...
 [00:19:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:(</nowiki>
 [00:19:52] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
?
 [00:19:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
Nothing, sorry.
 [00:20:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
what's the matter? did a bad memory reappear?
 [00:20:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
No..
 [00:20:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
it's okay, you can confide in me.
 [00:20:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's nothing.
 [00:21:19] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
hey, no childhood is perfect. and you know I've had a bunch of bad bumps in my lifetime.
 [00:21:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah..
 [00:21:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:(</nowiki>
 [00:21:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
"Don't trust them new [[niggos|n*ggers]] over there."
 [00:22:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [00:22:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [00:22:58] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I left out the second letter, just like what happened to Stan's Dad in that episode of [[South Park]].
 [00:23:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah..
 [00:23:09] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [00:23:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
"With Apologies to Jessie Jackson" was that episode's title.
 [00:24:09] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm reminded of another Funny episode of South Park; "Breast Cancer Episode Ever"
 [00:24:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah.
 [00:24:30] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I could not believe what Eric did to himself in front of Wendy.
 [00:24:33] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:D</nowiki>
 [00:24:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah. :D
 [00:25:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Still, it was a great episode that showed off Girl Power.
 [00:25:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [00:25:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Could you sing that Uncle Ruckus song for me, one more time, please?
 [00:25:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [00:25:51] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
hang on.
 [00:25:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
It'll cheer me right up.
 [00:26:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes.
 [00:26:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:D</nowiki>
 [00:26:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
Thank you.
 [00:27:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [00:27:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
So..It's been a few days..
 [00:27:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:D</nowiki>
 [00:27:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
A few days since we skype called just you and me.
 [00:27:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
That's all. :(
 [00:28:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
Not cybering, silly.
 [00:28:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:D</nowiki>
 [00:28:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's okay.
 [00:28:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [00:28:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
?
 [00:28:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [00:28:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
We can type, I gues.
 [00:29:09] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I still keep on [[Lovin' You]].
 [00:29:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [00:29:59] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
They're playing Barry White "I Can't Get Enough of Your Lovin' Baby."
 [00:30:03] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
on the radio
 [00:30:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:D</nowiki>
 [00:30:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
have you heard that one?
 [00:31:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
No. :(
 [00:31:32] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hang on for a bit.
 [00:38:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm gonna hook you up with the track, after I spend 43 [[Coke]] points to get it for you. :)
 [00:41:17] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
sent file "06 - Can't Get Enough Of Your Love, Babe.mp3" to members of this chat<files alt=""><file size="7560884" index="0">06 - Can't Get Enough Of Your Love, Babe.mp3</file></files>
 [00:42:33] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You enjoy that; it can be our song. :)
 [00:42:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [00:46:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
sent file "06 - Lift Up Your Eyes.mp3" to members of this chat<files alt=""><file size="18430246" index="0">06 - Lift Up Your Eyes.mp3</file></files>
 [00:46:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Here's another choice track for you.
 [00:46:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I had this one on my PC.
 [00:46:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [00:47:58] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You can copy these tracks to your PS3 and enjoy them on there as well.
 [00:48:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
are you enjoying Barry's song?
 [00:48:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes.:)
 [00:49:26] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
another topic of the Nick and Nora movie was Mix CDs and good [[music]] tracks.
 [00:50:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool.
 [00:51:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and the iPod was featured there. BTW, did you see the joke in the new [[Family Guy]]; Carter asks Bill Gates to help him with his ([[Microsoft]]) Zune, but he actually has the MORE POPULAR iPod.
 [00:51:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>*(Apple) iPod</nowiki>
 [00:51:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I use my PSP for music on the go.
 [00:52:00] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>*(Sony) PSP</nowiki>
 [00:52:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [00:53:32] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
before my PSP, I used a Game Boy Advance Jukebox.
 [00:53:56] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and I got that accessory for only 10 dollars while it was on clearance back then.
 [00:55:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
but I digress on the techo savvey.
 [00:55:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah..
 [00:55:59] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
did my going-on bother you?
 [00:56:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
No. :)
 [00:56:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
okay.
 [00:56:21] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [00:57:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
we can share music everyday together, and even create our own.
 [00:57:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [00:58:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
sent file "Christian & the Hedgehog Boys.zip" to members of this chat<files alt=""><file size="26569539" index="0">Christian & the Hedgehog Boys.zip</file></files>
 [00:58:41] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
these are my tracks.
 [00:58:59] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
all 8 of them.
 [00:59:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool.
 [01:01:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Did you get your Wii Number for me yet, so I can add you onto my WiiNetwork?
 [01:01:26] '''BlueSpike:'''
No, not yet.
 [01:01:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm feeling kind of tired, I'll get it tomorrow.
 [01:03:22] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
okay. Here's mine, 8626-5211-8387-4771. You can go ahead and add me onto your Wii.
 [01:03:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [01:03:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
I will soon.
 [01:04:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
because apparently we both have to have registered our opposite numbers onto our Wiis in order to exchange messages and gift from the Shopping Channel.
 [01:04:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and, be sure your country setting is set to [[USA]]
 [01:04:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah.
 [01:04:51] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and you've been on the Shopping Channel yourself, yes?
 [01:05:26] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
oh, and you have to set up in the Shopping Channel options to Receive Gifts.
 [01:05:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [01:06:00] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I had to go through these details when I gifted Tetris Party to Sarah May.
 [01:06:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
Ah.
 [01:06:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll gift it to you as well after I get your number.
 [01:06:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [01:06:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I enjoy Puzzle Games, and Tetris is a favorite classic.
 [01:07:17] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
logging in a lot of Tetris Time pays off for when arranging things on-the-spot.
 [01:07:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah.
 [01:07:56] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
there was an episode of [[the Simpsons]] where Homer had that practice and arranged the Garage Sale stuff he and his family bought in the car. but he left himself out. :D
 [01:08:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
Heh.
 [01:08:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
D'oh!
 [01:08:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [01:09:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I should let you go, so you can get some rest for your work tomorrow.
 A piece of advice I offer to most everyone I talk to, "Keep a Happy Thought".
 [01:09:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll talk to you again later.
 [01:10:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [01:10:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Ickvenschwel, Julie-Kat. :-*
 [01:11:06] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
oh, and a piece of advice, write your Wii Number on the back of your Operations Manual; makes it easier to find in the future.
 [01:11:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
(L)(L)(L)
 [01:11:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [18:57:22] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Zlkavszka, Julie.
 [18:57:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi.
 [18:58:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
Did you finish that video for me? :)
 [18:58:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I've had a bit of a day; I went out with my family earlier this afternoon on their errands, and I went with my mother before then to escort her to our local doctor to give some blood for blood work.
 [18:58:47] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yes I did.
 [18:59:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I've just reformatted it for you, and it's ready to be sent.
 [18:59:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
it is explicit, so keep it ONLY for your Eyes; don't let your bro see it.
 [18:59:47] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
or anyone else for that matter.
 [18:59:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
You got it.
 [18:59:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool.
 [19:00:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
sent file "[[For Julies Eyes Only.MP4]]" to members of this chat<files alt=""><file size="90400128" index="0">For Julies Eyes Only.MP4</file></files>
 [19:00:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
FYI, I wore a condom during the time; I ended breaking one and replacing it.
 [19:00:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
An MP4..?
 [19:00:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
Would that play on my computer?
 [19:01:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yes. it works on any iTunes Player, Windows Media Player, PS3 and PSP
 [19:01:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, alrighty.
 [19:02:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
anyway, the doll I was using was not a doll I'd choose right away, because the V-Hole and the A-Hole are linked together, so it's like my duck can go all the way through and stick out its A-Hole.
 [19:02:37] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I just thought I'd let you know about that.
 [19:03:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
how was your day?
 [19:03:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
It was good.
 [19:04:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
anything different or exciting?
 [19:04:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
Nope.
 [19:05:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
How long is the video, anyway?
 [19:05:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
it's about 7 to 8 minutes long.
 [19:06:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and I was feeling a bit nervous, because of the condom breaking and having to pause the recording now and then. but I perservered anyway. :)
 [19:07:25] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I just did basically my routine for doing it with a [[Kimmi|doll]]; when I do it with you for my very first time, I can promise you that it will be more varitiable thatn what is shown.
 [19:07:30] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>*than</nowiki>
 [19:08:46] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Julie?
 [19:09:21] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
what happened there?
 [19:09:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi.
 [19:09:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
My router's power supply got DC'd.
 [19:09:33] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
oh, okay.
 [19:09:48] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I've had that happen to me before too.
 [19:10:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
BTW, did you look up your Wii Number yet?
 [19:10:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
Ah, I forgot. :(
 [19:10:44] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
you can do it now, while it's on your mind. :)
 [19:10:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll do it soon, don't worry.
 [19:11:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
okay. I trust you know how to look it up?
 [19:11:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah.
 [19:11:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool.
 [19:12:30] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
let me check my memory about you a bit; you're 5'5", B-Cup, slim body-type, brown eyes and hair.
 [19:12:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and your voice is locked into my Audio Memory very well. :)
 [19:12:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [19:13:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
how am I on remembering your physical features?
 [19:13:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Very good.
 [19:13:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool. I've had a small bit of a problem remembering your favorite color; was it blue?
 [19:13:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes.
 [19:14:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool. :)
 [19:14:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
you know something, from what you've told me, you would look very sexy, IMHO. ;)
 [19:15:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [19:15:25] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
but I still have not got the pictures yet, and I am looking forward to seeing the sexy woman I'll be seeing.
 [19:15:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [19:15:56] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
oh, and your teeth are in very good shape; I remember that.
 [19:17:08] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I brush my teeth every day, so I'm cool too. FYI, I've had two Wisdom Teeth, and I had them removed. I still have them preserved in a jar with a dash of [[alcohol]].
 [19:17:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You know why they call them Wisdom Teeth?
 [19:17:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
No, why?
 [19:18:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Because they've been tucked away soo long back there under flesh, they've had a Longer time to think compared to the rest of the teeth. :D
 [19:18:53] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
that's my little joke.
 [19:19:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:D</nowiki>
 [19:20:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
stop me if I'm corssing any lines, but how well or often were you able to brush your teeth in [[Molvania]]?
 [19:20:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
You're crossing some lines, there. :(
 [19:20:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm sorry.
 [19:20:46] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I will not go further in that.
 [19:21:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Uncle Ruckus says, "Don't trust them new n*ggers over there!"
 [19:21:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:D</nowiki>
 [19:21:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
Heh.
 [19:22:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
another fun thing I can do after I receive your Wii Number, I can send you 10-second audio messages from my WiiSpeak Channel, so you'll be able to dig my voice whenever you want.
 [19:22:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
brb
 [19:22:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool.
 [19:28:52] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
back
 [19:31:52] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Also, I've gave it some thought, after taking off my medal and please hear me out, I wear it, because I consider it my personal Lucky Charm, and it reminds me of my previous emotional traumas and good memories from my past since I created the original one.Christopher C.W.C.Also, suppose, god forbid, I get hit, and I've fallen into a case of amnesia. The medal would be on me, and it can start me on recovering my memory much faster. Ridiculous, yes, but it's better safe than sorry.
 [19:32:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [19:33:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
For you, though, I can take it off me while we're together, or when we have [[sex]]; you only have to say the word, and I'll have it off of myself around you.
 [19:33:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [19:33:43] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I still care about you and respect your feelings. :)
 [19:34:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [19:35:26] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
did you watch the video yet, or are you going to watch it later?
 [19:36:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm watching it now.
 [19:36:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
okay. turns you on?
 [19:36:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [19:36:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool.
 [19:36:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
I could dye my hair pink if you wanted.
 [19:37:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
give me a moment to imagine that.
 [19:38:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
pink would look good, but do you personally want to dye your hair that color?
 [19:38:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
Sure.
 [19:38:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [19:38:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
how about blue?
 [19:39:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe..
 [19:39:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
Do you like girls with Blue hair?
 [19:40:19] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yes I do; like [[Sailor Moon|Ami/Sailor Mercury]].
 [19:40:43] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yes, blue would be better.
 [19:40:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [19:41:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
are you sure you're cool doing that to yourself?
 [19:41:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes. :)
 [19:41:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
alright.
 [19:42:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
BTW, what's your hairstyle; long, short, pigtails or what?
 [19:42:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
You'll see. :)
 [19:42:58] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
in your pics. :) I feel that long hair, about to the shoulders, looks good to me.
 [19:43:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
but I'll wait and see your pics.
 [19:43:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [19:43:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and I'll take you as you are anyway.
 [19:43:44] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [19:43:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe if you ever do this again, you could make put in a little bit more passion. ;)
 [19:43:56] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
the video?
 [19:44:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah.
 [19:44:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
if I was doing it with you for real, like our first time. ;)
 [19:44:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yes
 [19:44:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [19:44:53] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
like I said, I felt nervous from the mishaps then.
 [19:45:03] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>*a bit nervous</nowiki>
 [19:45:38] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
do you have the video tucked away in a folder on your PC?
 [19:46:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes, why?
 [19:46:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
If your brother finds it and says anything about it to you, I can still send a vocal message on the WiiNetwork, telling him a few words in our romantic defense. ;)
 [19:46:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [19:47:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
do you have more than WiiSports among your Wii Disc games?
 [19:47:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
I have No More Heroes..and Brawl.
 [19:47:59] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Mario Kart?
 [19:48:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah, Mario Kart.
 [19:48:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
Slipped my mind, sorry.
 [19:48:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
how about [[Animal Crossing]]?
 [19:48:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
No. :(
 [19:48:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm not that much into Animal Crossing, I don't think.
 [19:49:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I see, well you can at least get a WiiSpeak, so you and I can talk on there as well, and you can send me 10-second audio messages too. :)
 [19:50:08] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
With a WiiSpeak, you get a download ticket to download the WiiSpeak Channel, which is not among the immediate downloads on the Shopping Channel.
 [19:50:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
it's currently available for 29.99 USD in most stores.
 [19:50:51] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
if you can find one new for less, then cool.
 [19:51:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah...
 [19:51:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
but our talks on the PSN and Skype are cool; I'm just thinking of an alternative. You don't have to do it if you don't want to.
 [19:52:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah..
 [19:53:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I once knew a man from Nantucket; he had on his head a darn bucket. :D
 [19:54:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I knew a nose from the Pocanose, but then he ran away to Snotsville. :D
 [19:54:51] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I will fufill all your wishes with my taco flavored kisses. Taco, Taco. :_
 [19:54:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [19:56:25] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
"Don't trust them new n*ggers over there. No, No don't dah, dah, dah-dah. No, don't trust them new n*ggers over there."
 [19:56:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll have to learn the lyrics from that episode of the Boondocks.
 [19:56:53] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
so I can learn that part I don't know.
 [19:57:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [19:57:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
there's that smile.
 [19:57:33] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
"Julie's Smile. Oh, won't you smile a while for me...Julie?"
 [19:58:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [19:59:57] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
"Oh, it's a wonderful day with Julie. Julie makes your heart so light. When the skies are grey and ordinary, Julie makes the sun shine bright. Oh, happiness is blooming around her. The daffodills are smiling at the dove. When Julie holds your hand, you feel so grand, your heart starts beating like a big brass band. BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM. It's a jolly holiday with Julie. No wonder that it's Julie that we love."
 [20:00:58] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I can go on with two-sylible name songs and put your name in them all to make you smile more. :)
 [20:01:52] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and I'll still mean them all from my heart. (L)
 [20:02:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [20:02:51] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
FYI, that last one was from "[[Mary Poppins]]"
 [20:03:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool.
 [20:03:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I should go and get something to eat, then draw some more for my comic book. I'll talk to you again later. :-*
 [20:04:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Ickvenschwel, Julie.
 [20:04:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [20:05:00] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
can I get some love back before I leave?
 [20:05:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
a kiss and an "I Love You too?"
 [20:05:52] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
it's nice to be reminded now and again.
 [20:06:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:*</nowiki>
 [20:06:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
I love you too.
 [20:06:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
thank you. :-*
 [20:06:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm sorry, I keep forgetting to tell you..I always thought you already knew. :(
 [20:06:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [20:06:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
But I love you.
 [21:22:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I always know that you do and will love me, it's just nice to hear it now and again to refresh the memory. :)
 [21:22:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Also, I've just purchased the new [[LBP]] Costume Pack and the Burnout Paradise Legend Car Pack (includes the Back to the Future Car and the Ecto-1).
 [21:22:59] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
so, you may log in and download them for yourself.
 [21:23:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, okay.
 [21:23:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll do that now. :)
 [21:23:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
What was the password again?
 [21:23:56] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll send you the password in a PSN Message shortly.
 [21:24:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Gotcha. :)
 [21:35:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
Thanks, Chris.
 [21:35:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe later, possibly tonight, we can play around with the new cars.
 [21:49:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe you could get that time saver pack so I could have all the cars you do.
 [21:49:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>

{{FanChats}}

[[Category: BlueSpike Skype Logs]]

BlueSpike Skype Logs 9

2011-01-11T01:34:49Z

MachPunch:

{{quote|I'm still deciding what to throw my punches and kicks at; the only thing applicable that can take my punches is a [[kimmi|woman doll]].|Christopher C.W.C.}}

==2009-02-16==
 [10:33:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris..There's something I wanted...
 [10:34:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
I just wanted to see a video of you making love to a doll you own, to hold me over until the real thing, please? I assure you, it will NEVER get out. NOBODY except me will see it. I PROMISE you with my heart.
 [14:35:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi, Chris. :)
 [18:54:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
You SERIOUSLY need to fix your [[biological clock]], Chris.
 [18:54:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's getting ANNOIYNG waiting for you.
 [20:16:09] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm scanning the pages now. Also, at 2:30 today, I was out, on my way to my meeting with [[Rocky]].
 [20:16:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
Neat.
 [20:30:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool. :)
 [20:31:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
Could you upload it to [[Sonichuandrosechu.com|SonichuandRosechu.com]] in case I lose it? You can make like a fanart gallery for the good (like mine) and the bad troll arts.
 [20:32:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll upload the file, and I'll create the fanart area soon.
 [20:32:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
How soon, do you think? :)
 [20:32:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm not certain, but I promise you that I will have one created.
 [20:33:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
It shouldn't be that hard to do it tonight, you have great HTML skills.
 [20:34:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yeah, but I need time to sort them out from the good, acceptable and the bad, reformat some of them to .jpg format, type up the files and then upload.
 [20:34:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
ok
 [20:48:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
You should be done by now. :)
 [20:50:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Yes, it is done; the first three pages of the 9th book are up.
 [20:50:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [20:52:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You may go look for yourself. I'm feeling a bit sleepy, so I'll take a raincheck and talk to you next time on the [[PSN]].
 [20:52:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Wait!
 [20:52:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
Can you link me to the new pages?
 [20:52:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
Please?
 [20:52:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
I can't find them on the 9th [[comic]].
 [20:52:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
just click the 9th Comic Cover on sonichuandrosechu.com
 [20:53:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
I am, the Spring Break issue, right?
 [20:53:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and I'll create a rage against Clyde video and a private video for your viewing pleasure later this week.Christopher C.W.C.no, the next one.
 [20:54:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
The one with Chris-Chan sonichu on the cover?
 [20:54:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
Because the one inbetween isn't clickable.
 [20:54:25] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
refresh the page.
 [20:54:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
OH, THERE.
 [20:54:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
Thankyoul.
 [20:54:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [20:55:51] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
are you satisfied for now?
 [20:55:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes. :)
 [20:56:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
good. I'm going back to my room and make myself ready for an earlier bedtime.
 [20:56:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll TTYL. Ickvenschwel, [[Julie]]. :-*
 [20:56:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [20:59:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris?
 [20:59:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
I should ask, am I gonna be in the comic, anytime soon? :)

==09-02-17==
 [14:31:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi, Chris. :)
 [15:38:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Zlkavszka, Julie. :-*
 [15:39:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi. :)
 [15:39:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm sorry for not getting on sooner, but I went out to buy some things.
 [15:39:58] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cat food, milk and such.
 [15:40:08] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>*the milk was for my mother.</nowiki>
 [15:40:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
Ah, okay.
 [15:40:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
BTW, do you like soy milk, because that's the kind we have at my house?
 [15:40:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm not very fond of it. :(
 [15:41:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I see. I'm assuming you have tasted it for yourself?
 [15:41:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes.
 [15:41:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
I've tried it.
 [15:41:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool.
 [15:42:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
So...
 [15:42:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
Anything you wanna talk about?
 [15:44:22] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
to let me finish, my family and I drank regular milk before, but for better health results, my mother got me turned onto Silk brand Soymilk.
 [15:44:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
Meh..
 [15:44:41] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
So, I am capable of going back to regular milk at anytime.
 [15:45:00] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm sorry, but I wanted to finish that thought.
 [15:45:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's okay.
 [15:47:37] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll talk about my day, I crashed at about midnight, awoke at about 6 AM, fed my cats, pondered for a while, and decided to dedicate the day to more drawing. still, I went out with my father to [[Burger King]] for breakfast (he enjoys the company), came back and drew some more, then at about 1, I went out with my mother to shop for the cat food, milk and all that. I had just come back to check my PC and talk to you.
 [15:47:41] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [15:47:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [15:47:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll brb.
 [15:47:58] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
ok.
 [15:50:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
Back.
 [15:50:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool. How about you, tell me about your day, please.
 [15:50:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, you know.
 [15:50:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
Same old same old.
 [15:52:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yes, but I'd like to know what you go through from the start of your day. :)
 [15:52:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
I just went to work and got back..
 [15:52:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
That's all, silly. :D
 [15:52:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
I worked a desk job today.
 [15:53:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool. tell me about your desk job.
 [15:53:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
Temp. Recepnoist...Sorry if I spelt that wrong.
 [15:53:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
Still getting used to english. :(
 [15:53:46] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [15:53:46] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
it's cool. I still understand.
 [15:53:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [15:53:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
What about your job hunt? Thought about what I said?
 [15:54:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I did, and I'm still searching.
 [15:55:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm checking the classifieds and such.
 [15:56:09] '''BlueSpike:'''
Neat.
 [15:56:32] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [15:57:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
hmm...
 [15:57:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I've just had an emotional moment over my [[Aunt Corina]].
 [15:58:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
it starts with a mental reminder, then I get the feeling in my heart in response that brought me down a bit.
 [15:58:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm...
 [15:58:41] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I hope she can live a bit longer, so I can give her a hug myself one last time.
 [15:58:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
she was a kind-hearted person.
 [15:59:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
Then why don't you go hug her NOW?
 [15:59:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
You need to show you love her before it's too late!
 [15:59:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I will. My mother will take me to her soon in another trip. I do not know where the hospital she is at is.
 [15:59:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
Alright..
 [15:59:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll brb again.
 [15:59:53] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
ok
 [16:01:58] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
where did you run off to now?
 [16:02:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
...
 [16:02:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
I just went to get a drink.
 [16:02:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
You don't need to get defensive about it..
 [16:02:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
it's cool, I'm just wondering.
 [16:02:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>*hugs*</nowiki>
 [16:02:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
But when you wonder aloud like that, it makes me feel like you're starting to think I'd cheat on youl
 [16:03:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
you*
 [16:03:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
believe me, that thought has never crossed my mind.
 [16:03:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I fully trust you, Julie-Kat. :)
 [16:03:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
Sigh..
 [16:03:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay..
 [16:03:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, have you thought about that fighting video yet?
 [16:04:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
Because I want to see you do it live, you can record it, but I'll see it as you do it.
 [16:04:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
I need to trust you to be a strong man for me.
 [16:05:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Yes I have. I'm still deciding what to throw my punches at.
 [16:05:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm..
 [16:05:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll get with you later on the PSN Chat, and I'll show you my strength. :)
 [16:06:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris..
 [16:06:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I can lift up my chair that I sit in; it's a heavy chair with metal parts.
 [16:06:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's not nice to keep a woman waiting..
 [16:06:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
I don't think that's enough..
 [16:06:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I know; I need to show my punches and kicks.
 [16:07:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
More than that..
 [16:07:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm still deciding what to throw my punches and kicks at; the only thing applicable that can take my punches is a woman doll.
 [16:07:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
Just make sure it's not the one that you'll use later. :)
 [16:07:46] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and I'm rather hesistant on hitting a woman.
 [16:07:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
But, I think you need to break something.
 [16:07:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
And it's just a plastic person.
 [16:08:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yes.
 [16:08:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Like, you need to break something made of wood, something big.
 [16:08:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm still pondering about it.
 [16:08:43] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I will have a decision soon, and create the video, I promise you. :-*
 [16:08:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
Sigh..
 [16:08:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
I want to watch it LIVE.
 [16:08:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
I want to see everything.
 [16:09:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and you will, I promise.
 [16:09:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
I like big strong men..
 [16:09:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
I want you to show me you are.
 [16:09:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
You'll be able to record on your [[PS3]], right?
 [16:09:46] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I am strong, and I will show you.Christopher C.W.C.yes.
 [16:09:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
I wanna see it live as you do it and as you record.
 [16:09:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [16:10:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I gtg; I want to draw some more and think more about the video. I'll send you a chat invite on the PSN later.
 [16:10:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
Wait.
 [16:10:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yes.
 [16:10:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
I would like a PSN chat at this moment.
 [16:10:51] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
okay, wait for my invite; I'll be there shortly.
 [16:10:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
We can brainstorm about the video while you draw.
 [16:10:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [16:52:03] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I have a chat window opened up, and I'll leave it open for a while. so please log in and accept the invitation on your PS3
 [18:31:09] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris!?
 [19:48:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Julie?
 [19:48:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hello!
 [19:49:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
What happened earlier? I heard you scream, you left, and I felt so worried.
 [19:49:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:(</nowiki>
 [19:49:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
?
 [19:49:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
My brother scared me. :(
 [19:49:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
And the power went out, too.
 [19:49:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
It was a really wierd timing.
 [19:50:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>*sigh* I see. For the moment, I had thought Clyde ran in and hurt you. I feel better that was not the case.</nowiki>
 [19:50:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>*knowing that was not the case</nowiki>
 [19:50:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah. :)
 [19:50:53] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Why did your bro scare you?
 [19:50:57] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
or what did he do?
 [19:51:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
He told me he was playing around, he ran into the room and shook me.
 [19:51:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
I was a bit scared. :D
 [19:51:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
So, can we PSN chat?
 [19:51:30] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
oh.
 [19:51:37] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yeah.
 [19:52:17] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I stayed in my room, waiting for an hour for your return, and it's nighttime now, so I'll have to delay on the wood-finding.
 [19:52:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:(</nowiki>
 [19:52:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll send you the PSN invite..
 [19:53:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
okay; wait for me.
 [19:56:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
I sent you the invite, where are you? :(
 [19:57:56] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
on my way
 [23:06:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm here.
 [23:21:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
brb
 [23:21:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
ok
 [23:31:17] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
The call was dropped.
 [23:33:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
is away. This is an auto-reply message.
 [23:33:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll hang around for a bit longer.
 [23:38:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi..
 [23:39:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Zlkavszka
 [23:39:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Clyde left to think; he said he would return.
 [23:39:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
I went to take a quick shower..
 [23:39:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
My brother met me outside.
 [23:39:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
He was listening in while I was gone.
 [23:39:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
but he hung up, and the call between you and me was dropped soon after.
 [23:39:53] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
oh.
 [23:39:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
He told me, 'I don't want to hear that sick sex shit again.'
 [23:40:09] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
ohhh.
 [23:40:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
then what happened?
 [23:40:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
That's it.
 [23:40:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
Now I'm wondering..
 [23:41:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
We don't have to Cyber Sex anymore; we can hold it in until we are together in person.
 [23:41:48] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
It's okay, Julie; he may have not heard all the details, and jumped to conclusions.
 [23:41:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
He did.
 [23:42:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm sorry you had to deal with that.
 [23:43:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I feel for you there; it's just like last Saturday when my father came in and interrupted us.
 [23:43:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
Not exactly..
 [23:43:46] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
you are right; my scenario was worse.
 [23:44:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
but I have some good news.
 [23:44:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
I doubt it can fix what happened..
 [23:45:09] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
right before our chat with Clyde, I read his reply to my reply. he says, and I quote, "You ever come down to California, you can meet me." He WAS in California.
 [23:45:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
Huh.
 [23:45:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
he had been "driving for days, it's quite exhuasting."
 [23:46:19] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
so, you ARE safe from him in person.
 [23:47:25] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Anyway, I understand what you may be feeling now, and I'm willing to give you space until when you contact me again on the PSN or Skype.
 [23:47:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Ickvenschwel, Julie. :-*
 [23:47:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
...

{{FanChats}}

[[Category: BlueSpike Skype Logs]]

BlueSpike Skype Logs 8

2011-01-11T01:34:25Z

MachPunch:

{{quote|FYI, I became horny over you, while I was playing ACCityFolk; I even shouted out your name multiple times. But it passed, and I wet myself a little.|Christopher C.W.C.}}
==2009-02-14==
 [16:37:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Zlkavszka, Julie. :)
 [16:37:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi. :)
 [16:37:43] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I've memorized the spelling of our greeting. :D
 [16:37:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yay!
 [16:38:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm safe and well. u?
 [16:38:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
Wonderful. ;)
 [16:38:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
awesome.
 [16:38:37] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
anyway, I've noticed you haven't got my note on the PSN yet; you've been off for about 14 hours now
 [16:38:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, cool.
 [16:38:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll read those now.
 [16:39:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
So, you know what today is? :)
 [16:39:17] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yes. <3
 [16:39:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [16:39:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
What are you gonna do today? ;)
 [16:39:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Happy Valentines Day.
 [16:39:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Thanks. <3
 [16:39:45] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Spend a bit if it with you.
 [16:40:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>;)</nowiki>
 [16:40:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
Then maybe after we meet in LBP...;)
 [16:40:26] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
in the privacy of my room, and while you're in yours. :)
 [16:40:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [16:40:43] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
BTW, are your PC and PS3 in the same room?
 [16:40:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
Is it alright I'm a bit rough tonight? ;)
 [16:40:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
And THEY ARE.
 [16:40:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
They are*
 [16:40:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
Sorry for caps.
 [16:41:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
it's cool. and awesome.
 [16:41:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I want to hear you tell me your half and your reactions.
 [16:41:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
? Hmm?
 [16:41:52] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
instead of you typing.
 [16:41:53] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
like before.
 [16:42:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
My brother is here, though. I can't do that. :(
 [16:42:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm sorry, Chris....
 [16:42:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I see. I'm assuming you haven't told your brother about us doing that then.
 [16:42:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah.
 [16:43:06] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
is he your older brother?
 [16:43:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes.
 [16:43:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris I've gotten ready and everything, I was expecting for us to do this as soon as you got back...:)
 [16:44:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
He will hear me if I speak is the thing.
 [16:44:22] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I would feel it good if you talked to your brother about you and me doing that, and that you get enjoyment out of it. Conisidering he's older than you, he'll likely be open-minded about it and understand.
 [16:44:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
I know...
 [16:44:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
But I'll do that next time, I promise. ;)
 [16:45:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm going to come to Virginia, so I think it's alright that I keep this a secret from him..For now.
 [16:45:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
let's hold onto that emotion for after my thing in LBP.
 [16:45:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I see.
 [16:45:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
But, I'm so horny...:(
 [16:46:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
FYI, I became horny over you, while I was playing ACCityFolk; I even shouted out your name multiple times. But it passed, and I wet myself a little. :P
 [16:46:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>;)</nowiki>
 [16:47:37] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You can let yours pass, and hold onto it for after I take you on our Valentines Date. I've spent Hours from about 2 to 8 AM putting it together very well.
 [16:47:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, alright.
 [16:47:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
Then after we can do our thang. ;)
 [16:48:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
Meow.
 [16:48:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yes.
 [16:48:43] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Also, please do not access it before we get together there; I want it to be a surprise for you. ;)
 [16:48:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, okay. ;)
 [16:49:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
Can't we go now, though?
 [16:50:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I was going to do some drawing, and my family will be home from their outting soon, with a chicken sandwich for me. How about we meet there at 6:00?
 [16:50:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, okay. :(
 [16:50:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
I look forward to it. ;)
 [16:50:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, could you record it so I can remember it?
 [16:51:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
I want to look back at this and smile. :)
 [16:51:51] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I like offering things you can look forward to.Christopher C.W.C.I was going to record it anyway; I've set it up so only COUPLES can fully complete the level, and I wanted to demonstrate it with you, and upload the video onto YouTube.
 [16:52:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I've also created a secondary route (with less bubbles) for single players who came without a date.
 [16:52:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [16:52:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
Could I go on the secondary route? :O
 [16:52:48] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I feel you will enjoy it.
 [16:53:17] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
don't do it now; I'd like to surprise you with the whole level; I'll show it to you during our date.
 [16:53:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. ;)
 [16:53:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I gtg, but I'll see you in LBP at 6:00.
 [16:53:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. ;)
 [16:54:33] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Also, this is silly, but I got some prank message in my PSN from some guy, saying you were a guy; I deleted the message right after reading it.
 [16:54:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I trust in my heart you are who you are; a woman who loves me truly. ;)
 [16:55:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
Thank you so much. :) :) :)
 [16:55:22] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:-8</nowiki>
 [16:55:26] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:-*</nowiki>
 [16:55:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:*</nowiki>
 [16:55:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll TTYL.
 [16:55:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. ;)
 [16:55:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
WAIT
 [16:55:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Ickvenschwel, Julie.
 [16:55:44] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yes?
 [16:55:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
Could you turn off your PS3 and only turn it on when you're back, so I don't think you're there all the time?
 [16:55:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [16:56:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I can sign off, without turning it off.
 [16:56:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, okay. :)
 [16:56:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
alright. :-*
 [16:56:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
I just wanna know because when I see your online it means you're there. :)
 [16:56:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:*</nowiki>
 [16:56:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool.
 [16:56:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I understand.
 [16:56:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Come casual for your sackgirl.
 [16:56:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [17:03:51] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
One more thing, you may want to go ahead and pop the disc in; there is an update for LBP online now; it's a short download, but I feel it beneficial for you to go ahead and install it.
 [17:04:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [17:04:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
Strange, it didn't give me an update.
 [17:55:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
Only 5 more minutes. :)
 [18:22:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm here. :)
 [18:22:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [18:22:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
So, I'm gonna be a bit rough this time, hope you don't mind. :)
 [18:23:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
that's cool. :)
 [18:23:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [18:23:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
Alright, I'll get the setting..Let's see...
 [18:23:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
We're at your house, I've been feeling horny the whole day...
 [18:24:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
You arrive back home, and I'm wearing a bit of leather.
 [18:24:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
I smile, almost devilishly.
 [18:24:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, could you lie down on the bed?
 [18:24:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
I sit next to you on the bed...
 [18:24:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, you don't know how horny I've been..
 [18:25:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
Almost suddendly, I almost attack, pushing my huge titties against your face.
 [18:25:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
I squeeze them, you face in between both.
 [18:25:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
It may be hard to breathe, but it's turning me on, so much.
 [18:25:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
I force off your pants and underwear and shove your dick inside my clit.
 [18:26:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
I keep squeezing my breasts...
 [18:26:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
I figure you may be enjoying this too much, I jump off your dick and start so sit on your face.
 [18:26:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
I hope you love my ass, you've earned it. ;)
 [18:26:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
I play with your cock a bit with my hands as I sit on your face.
 [18:27:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
I shake my ass, almost making your face right next to the brown hole. ;)
 [18:27:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm gonna make sure you get deep in there...
 [18:27:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
I accidentally fart, I hope you don't mind as I keep playing with your cock. The fart smells...Almost good, like strawberries.
 [18:28:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, I'm sorry. :O
 [18:28:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
But it's just one, so it'll be okay. ;)
 [18:28:26] '''BlueSpike:'''
I move my ass around more, lick my pussy.
 [18:28:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
I play with your dick, more, making it harder and harden.
 [18:29:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
I lean over to suck it, your face is now free from my ass and now trapped under my vagina.
 [18:29:09] '''BlueSpike:'''
We're in a 69 position.
 [18:29:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
I suck your dick very hard...
 [18:29:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
I shake my pussy around, increasing my sexual thrill.
 [18:29:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
I put your cock in between my titties as I suck it.
 [18:30:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
Keep licking, harder. :)
 [18:30:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
I begin to move my body up and down, almost rubbing my clit on your nose, and lower face.
 [18:30:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
I begin to lick your dick a bit.
 [18:31:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
I suddendly become horny, moreso than I was now!
 [18:31:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
I suck with vigor.
 [18:31:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
Mmm...
 [18:31:26] '''BlueSpike:'''
Meow~
 [18:31:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
I hope you don't mind I do have my kitty ears and tail, Chris. :)
 [18:31:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
Not any of the fur, though.
 [18:32:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
I keep sucking, once again making purring sounds...
 [18:32:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
I've been waiting for this all day...
 [18:32:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
You have no idea how horny I was...
 [18:32:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
Toys wouldn't cut it, I needed the real deal!
 [18:32:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
Mmm~
 [18:32:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
Meow!!!
 [18:33:09] '''BlueSpike:'''
My body starts to shake, I feel the climax of my life coming on!!
 [18:33:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
But not too soon...
 [18:33:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
I slow down a bit on both shaking my clit and sucking.
 [18:33:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
But then I resume sucking hard.
 [18:33:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, I love you so much...
 [18:33:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
I hope I'm pleasing you enough...
 [18:33:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [18:33:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
How do I make you feel, Chris..How is my vagina?
 [18:34:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>;)</nowiki>
 [18:34:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
I keep sucking as you answer..
 [18:34:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
Mmm...
 [18:34:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
My vagina moves up and down, I'm almost rubbing it on your entire head..
 [18:34:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
My legs begin to almost keep your head close to my pussy.
 [18:35:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
Alright...
 [18:35:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
I begin to rapidly suck your cock...
 [18:35:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
And the vagina almost goes at high speeds across your face!!!
 [18:35:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, this feels so good!!
 [18:36:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
I want you to shout my name, Chris..I'm shouting yours!
 [18:36:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
Louder!!! My clit goes faster...
 [18:36:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
Scream at the top of your lungs!
 [18:36:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
I slow down..
 [18:36:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
Who's calling?
 [18:36:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [18:36:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
I resume my pace.p.
 [18:37:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
I suck harder, using my tounge and moving it all around your cock.
 [18:37:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
Mmm..
 [18:37:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, tell me..
 [18:37:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
What do you want me to do to you?
 [18:37:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
Any desire you have..
 [18:37:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
Tell me..
 [18:37:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
Please..
 [18:37:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
You should answer it..Maybe..
 [18:37:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay..;)
 [18:37:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
I quickly jump on your cock and it's SHOVED into my vagina.
 [18:38:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
Please don't cum yet, I'm not close yet. ;)
 [18:38:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
I lean over to your face, please suck one of my nipples..
 [18:38:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
Ohhhh...~
 [18:38:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, I want you to pump it in this time..
 [18:38:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
Please..
 [18:38:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes..
 [18:38:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
Your penis..Into my vagina..
 [18:38:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
Please, fast!!
 [18:39:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
Faster!
 [18:39:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Please!!!
 [18:39:09] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, yess!!!!!!!
 [18:39:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
More!!!
 [18:39:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
I squeeze my other nipple..
 [18:39:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
I move my vagina along with your dick.
 [18:39:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
More, please!
 [18:39:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
Make me feel good inside!
 [18:39:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
Please!!
 [18:40:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hm...
 [18:40:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
My tail begins to move, it tickles your nose..
 [18:40:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, that might be important..
 [18:40:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
You should answer it..
 [18:40:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, I really think you should get it.
 [18:40:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
Please.
 [18:40:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
...
 [18:40:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm not sure..
 [18:41:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay, fine...
 [18:41:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
I begin to make long, deep sucks on your dick.
 [18:41:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, I'm going to suck until you come..
 [18:41:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm hungry..
 [18:43:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
Don't!
 [18:43:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
Please!
 [18:43:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
Me and Christan are lovers!
 [19:03:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi.
==09-02-15==
 [15:39:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
What?
 [15:39:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Your headset cut out
 [15:40:43] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Yeah, a certan amount of distance from the PS3 disrupts the feed from my headset.
 [15:40:47] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
go ahead.
 [15:46:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Yeah.
 [15:47:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
That's fine.
 [15:47:08] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I've found the pic on my PC.
 [15:47:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
just as I had remembered.
 [15:47:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [15:47:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm going to open it in Paint to format into .jpg, and copy it to my Memory Stick Duo, to view on my PSP.
 [15:47:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [15:48:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm sorry, what?
 [15:48:57] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
type it here.
 [15:49:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
She needs three minutes, she needs to use the lady's room
 [15:49:19] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
oh, okay.
 [15:51:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm workin' on it.
 [15:51:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay, good.
 [15:52:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I got it; I'll be back in my room shortly.
 [15:53:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [16:37:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes.
 [16:37:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [16:38:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, you should put it back on in case something important happens. :(
 [16:38:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
I said to stop worrying about it, it turns me off. :(
 [16:38:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [16:39:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [16:39:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
Once again, I am my cat lady self. ;)
 [16:39:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, can I have the ears and tail? :)
 [16:39:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
Thank you. ;)
 [16:40:26] '''BlueSpike:'''
Ohh!!!~~
 [16:40:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
Mmmm!!!~
 [16:40:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [16:41:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oooh! Stooop~!
 [16:41:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)\</nowiki>
 [16:41:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm just being playful, silly. :)
 [16:41:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
No matter how much I say stop, just keep going!
 [16:41:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
In fact, when I say stop, just go harder!!
 [16:41:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
Stooop!!
 [16:42:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
Stop!!
 [16:42:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oooooh!!!~~STOOOP!
 [16:42:09] '''BlueSpike:'''
OOOOOH~
 [16:42:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
OOOH GOD!!
 [16:42:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
OH GOD!
 [16:42:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
AHHH! AHHHH!
 [16:42:26] '''BlueSpike:'''
Nooo...no more..
 [16:42:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
Ooooh~
 [16:42:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
I don't know...
 [16:42:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
I suddendly break free from the cuffs and jump on top of you!
 [16:43:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
Now I'll show you what a woman can do? ;)
 [16:43:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
I stick your dick in my pussy, I once again command you to suck my teet.
 [16:43:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
I hold down both your arms with my free hands.
 [16:44:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
I keep moving my vagina up and down.
 [16:44:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
I start to feel even hornier...
 [16:44:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
Suck harder!
 [16:44:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
Harder!
 [16:44:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
And ram your dick into my vagina!
 [16:44:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
As you ram it in, I move up and down..
 [16:44:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
Faster, NOW!!
 [16:44:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
FASTER!!
 [16:44:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
I COMMAND YOU, AS FAST AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN!!
 [16:45:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
FASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 [16:45:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
 [16:45:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
YEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 [16:45:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
 [16:45:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
CHRIS!
 [16:45:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
CHRIS!\
 [16:45:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
CHRIIIIIIIIIIS!
 [16:45:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
CHRIS!!
 [16:45:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
YOU LOVE MY BREASTS, DON'T YOU!?
 [16:45:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
I shove both of them in your face.
 [16:45:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
I now use my arms to cling onto you, almost smothering you in my breasts.
 [16:46:09] '''BlueSpike:'''
They press harder and harder..the erect nipples touching...
 [16:46:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
Lick them.
 [16:46:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
More...Lick around the nipples..
 [16:46:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
Mmmm...
 [16:46:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
More.
 [16:46:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
Mmmmm....
 [16:47:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
Is this what is considered fast in America! I want you to suck them!
 [16:47:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [16:47:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
I then decide...You need to have a talk...
 [16:47:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
With my PUSSY.
 [16:47:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
I quickly shove my pussy on your face..
 [16:47:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
Speak into it..
 [16:47:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
I play with your cock roughly, putting it inbetween my breasts.
 [16:48:09] '''BlueSpike:'''
I stick a hand down to my pussy to massage it...
 [16:48:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
I feel the excitement...
 [16:48:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
I COMMAND you to shout!
 [16:48:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
(Would it be okay if I called you slave? Just this once? )
 [16:48:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
LOUDER, SLAVE!!
 [16:48:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
LOUDER!
 [16:48:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
LOUDER!
 [16:49:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
AS LOUD AS YOU CAN!
 [16:49:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
LOUDER, OR I'LL MAKE SURE MY PUSSY GIVES YOU A BLUE FACE!!
 [16:49:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
LOUDER!!!!
 [16:49:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
COME ON!
 [16:49:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
YOU CAN DO BETTER, SLAVE!!
 [16:49:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
My clit moves faster..
 [16:49:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
This isn't turning me on, LOUDER!
 [16:49:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
Come now, Slave, you can do better!!
 [16:49:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
Now, slave..
 [16:50:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
Once more..at the top of your lungs..Fail to do this..and you'll get quick a hard sucking, it may be sore. ;)
 [16:50:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm...
 [16:50:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
I decide it wasn't enough, and roughly suck your cock..
 [16:50:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
I rub my pussy in your face, it actually smells good...
 [16:50:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
It smells wonderful...
 [16:50:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
I decide..You're enjoying this a bit too much.
 [16:51:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's time to punish you.
 [16:51:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
Under my ASS.
 [16:51:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
I want you to worship my ass, lick it.
 [16:51:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
I quickly shove my rear end on your face, your nose is reaching deep in.
 [16:51:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
It becomes hard to breathe, somewhat. You're buried under my ass...
 [16:51:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
Slave, let me hear your muffled sceams!!
 [16:52:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
Do you want to escape my ass!?
 [16:52:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
DO YOU!?
 [16:52:09] '''BlueSpike:'''
I LOVE THAT THRILL!
 [16:52:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
I WON'T LET YOU ESCAPE!
 [16:52:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
EVER!
 [16:52:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
THIS IS YOUR PRISON!
 [16:52:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
I lean over and play with your cock...
 [16:52:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
This...my mouth will be this tasty morsel's prison!
 [16:52:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
I begin to suck..
 [16:53:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmhmhmhm...Slave..Lick more..
 [16:53:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
Lick more or you will get further punishment..
 [16:53:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
More..
 [16:53:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
You're running out of time..More...
 [16:53:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
3...
 [16:53:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
2...
 [16:53:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
1...
 [16:54:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
I now decide..It's time I put my full weight on you..
 [16:54:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
You will be nearly crushed under my ass..
 [16:54:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
I sit on you, very hard.
 [16:54:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
I bounce up and down...
 [16:54:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
I bounce harder...
 [16:54:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
And harder...
 [16:54:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Next, I begin to press down on your face...
 [16:54:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
Harder...
 [16:54:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
Your entire view is my ass!
 [16:55:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
I hope you enjoy my ass! It's the only home you have now!
 [16:55:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
I then shove my clit on you, even harder.
 [16:55:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
Lick it..
 [16:55:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Lick it hard..
 [16:55:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's the only food you get.
 [16:56:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
I will not allow you to do ANYTHING until you eat out my clit!!
 [16:56:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
More, slave!
 [16:56:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
I want you to masturbate to this thought, of being shoved under my pussy!
 [16:56:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
Are you!?
 [16:56:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
ARE YOU!?
 [16:56:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
You naughty boy!!
 [16:56:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
I shove my clit more onto your face.
 [16:56:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
I raise my rear for a moment..
 [16:56:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
Speak..
 [16:56:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
How do you feel?
 [16:57:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
Do you enjoy my body?
 [16:57:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>;)</nowiki>
 [16:57:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
Well, it's not over yet...
 [16:57:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
Tell me, do you like titties..
 [16:57:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
How much?
 [16:57:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
Really..?
 [16:57:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
You'll have to work for them...
 [16:57:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
Come into my mouth.
 [16:57:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
Let me drink your juices..
 [16:57:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
And you can have my titties all you want.
 [16:58:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
You can suck them...
 [16:58:09] '''BlueSpike:'''
Play with them...
 [16:58:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
Put your dick into them..
 [16:58:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
So many things, with my breasts..
 [16:58:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
My wonderful breasts...
 [16:58:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
My pretty breasts..
 [16:58:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
You'll love them..
 [16:58:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
If you work hard enough..
 [16:58:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
Harder...
 [16:59:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
Harder...
 [16:59:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
Are you about to cum?
 [16:59:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
I command you to cum into me, slave.
 [16:59:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
Or you will not have my breasts.
 [16:59:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
As you mass debate, I lick your dick...
 [16:59:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
Faster..
 [16:59:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
Come on, slave..~
 [16:59:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
Don't keep me waiting..Meooow...
 [17:00:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
I lick the head of your penis...
 [17:00:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
Come on now..
 [17:00:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
Faster..Or you'll be under my ass once more...
 [17:00:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
Trapped for a day..
 [17:00:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
Under my ass..
 [17:00:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Mmm...
 [17:00:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
You may have my milk.
 [17:00:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
Suck my teet, I command it.
 [17:01:09] '''BlueSpike:'''
You may not stop until you suck both dry.
 [17:01:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Faster.
 [17:01:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
Tsk tsk...
 [17:01:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
Not fast enough.
 [17:01:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
Faster.
 [17:01:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
Mmmm...
 [17:01:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, okay..
 [17:01:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
The other breast yields milk..
 [17:02:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
Mmm...
 [17:02:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
But Chris..
 [17:02:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
I have yet to come..
 [17:02:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:(</nowiki>
 [17:02:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
A little more?
 [17:02:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
Pleassse?
 [17:02:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
I know. :)
 [17:02:26] '''BlueSpike:'''
Just a little more..I'm almost there..
 [17:02:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
Please..I'll let you drink it. :)
 [17:02:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
I shove your dick into my clit as you drink.
 [17:02:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh...
 [17:02:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh....
 [17:03:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
I lie back down on the bed...
 [17:03:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
You on top.
 [17:03:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
Give it to me hard..
 [17:03:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
Now..
 [17:03:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
I command you say more...sexual things.
 [17:03:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
Bam bam bam..Somewhat turns me off..
 [17:03:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
Mmmm...
 [17:03:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm...
 [17:03:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
Now..Pound this pussy as hard as you can!
 [17:03:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
I command it!
 [17:04:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
More-...
 [17:04:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
More...
 [17:04:09] '''BlueSpike:'''
MORE!
 [17:04:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
DON'T STOP!
 [17:04:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
KEEP GOING!
 [17:04:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
OOOH!!
 [17:04:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
MORE!!
 [17:04:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
DON'T STOP!
 [17:04:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
EVER!
 [17:04:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
KEEP GOING!
 [17:04:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oooh..ohh...
 [17:04:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
OHHH!
 [17:04:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
My juices squirt out violently..
 [17:04:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
Ooooh!!
 [17:04:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
I kneel down and lick your dick.
 [17:04:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
I need to make sure it's clean..
 [17:05:09] '''BlueSpike:'''
Next time, maybe I could be...
 [17:05:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
A gaint woman? ;)
 [17:05:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
You'd like it.
 [17:05:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
That's alot of boob for you. ;)
 [17:05:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
Don't worry.
 [17:05:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
As long as you'd enjoy it.
 [17:05:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll enjoy it.
 [17:05:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, can I ask..
 [17:05:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
What do you do with your cum?
 [17:06:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
What do you do now?
 [17:06:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [17:06:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
Save it for me. :)
 [17:06:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>;)</nowiki>
 [17:06:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [17:06:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah....:)
 [17:07:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
I can't help it..I'm sorry..:(
 [17:07:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
I feel like I did something wrong..
 [17:07:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm sorry!
 [17:07:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm an awful girl..
 [17:07:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm sorry!
 [17:07:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>;(</nowiki>
 [17:07:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
T-thanks...
 [17:07:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
But I know..
 [17:07:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
You've waited so long..
 [17:07:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:(</nowiki>
 [17:07:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes. :)
 [17:08:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
We've both waited.
 [17:08:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
No, why?
 [17:08:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
I can't get them if I'm a virgin, silly. :)
 [17:08:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [17:08:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, okay. :(
 [17:08:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
You don't need to act..
 [17:08:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm..
 [17:08:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
How about this..
 [17:08:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
No more acting needed. :)
 [17:09:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
Just let me hear you mass debate. :)
 [17:09:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
Tell me you enjoy it, every now and them.
 [17:09:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>;) That's all this girl wants.</nowiki>
 [17:09:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [17:09:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
I kiss you..
 [17:09:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
Gently..
 [17:09:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [17:09:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
Thank you. :)
 [17:10:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :_
 [17:10:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
Me too. :)
 [17:10:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay: )
 [17:10:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [17:10:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [17:10:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [17:10:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
TTYL, then.
 [17:10:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:*</nowiki>
 [17:10:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:-*</nowiki>
 [17:10:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
You too!
 [20:05:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hey, Chris. Are you gonna upload that video of our date? ;)
 [20:06:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, and I think you should do that fighting video today. :)
 [20:22:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
Also..I realized..A few days ago when you said farting causes pinkeye..
 [20:22:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
That's not correct.

{{FanChats}}

[[Category: BlueSpike Skype Logs]]

BlueSpike Skype Logs 7

2011-01-11T01:34:08Z

MachPunch:

{{quote|If I had not been aware previously, I would have excused myself when you suggested the cyber sex. But since I was already emotionally stable from advance notice, I felt capable of moving on, and being able to satisfy you like I did in clear consience.|Christopher C.W.C.}}
==2009-02-13==
 [00:03:46] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
that was it.
 [00:03:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah. :(
 [00:04:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
it's okay. At least I know Sarah's status now.
 [00:04:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah. :(
 [00:04:51] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I am saddened to hear it for true, but the best thing I can do is have my moment of silence in memory of her and move on.
 [00:05:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Also, as a bonus, at least I know who's been posing as Miyamoto and Reggie this whole time.
 [00:05:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah.
 [00:05:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
You know, maybe I can help with that stress, big boy. ;)
 [00:05:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and I still have you. :)
 [00:06:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I would love that.
 [00:06:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
You may start. :)
 [00:06:29] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and I shall continue to draw my comics with swiftness for me and for you.
 [00:06:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [00:06:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
I thought we were gonna..
 [00:06:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
You know. ;)
 [00:07:09] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
oh, okay. let me call you, and we can do it audio.
 [00:07:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
okay
 [00:07:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
Tis late.
 [00:07:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
I can't talk. ;-;
 [00:07:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
But you can. :)
 [00:07:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
So, you may start. ;)
 [00:07:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
yES.
 [00:08:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
I do.
 [00:08:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm wearing a lacy bra and panties...
 [00:08:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
That's hot. :)
 [00:08:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
Brown.
 [00:09:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
And I thrust myself upon you, almost cuddling you. I begin to kiss you.
 [00:09:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [00:09:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
I smile, and start to remove my bra.
 [00:10:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
I remove the bra, you want to touch them? ;)
 [00:10:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
I then begin to hug you tighter and tighter, I can't believe I'm here with you.
 [00:11:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
My breasts almost smother your chest.
 [00:11:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
I move my hand down your pants.
 [00:11:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
Sure. :)
 [00:11:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
I begin to french kiss you as I remove your pants.
 [00:12:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
My panties are wet for you, Chris. ;)
 [00:12:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
?
 [00:12:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [00:12:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oooh, that feels nice...
 [00:12:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
Could you lay down on a bed for me?
 [00:13:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
I then remove your pants, and begin to settle onto your cock.
 [00:13:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
I start to ride it, almost. It feels so good...
 [00:13:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [00:13:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
Is there any sort of fanasy you've wanted from a girl?
 [00:13:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
Anything you want, I'll do for you.
 [00:13:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
Any fetish you may have.
 [00:14:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's all yours.
 [00:14:26] '''BlueSpike:'''
I could list fetishes.
 [00:14:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
If you wish.
 [00:14:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
There's a fart fetish, a smothering fetish, a foot fetish...
 [00:14:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Any of those sound interesting?
 [00:15:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
Well, it works somewhat differently.
 [00:15:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
How about smothering?
 [00:15:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
We could try that.
 [00:15:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
Well, I could sit on your face.
 [00:15:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
Or rub my clit against your face.
 [00:15:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah, that works.
 [00:15:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
I lean over with your dick inside me, and press your face in between my breasts.
 [00:16:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
I squeeze them, I hope you like them, they're all yours.
 [00:16:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
I begin to move my torso up and down, you feel the push and pull on your dick...
 [00:16:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [00:17:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
I begin to smother your face in my breasts as I move faster up and down./
 [00:17:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oooh~
 [00:17:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
It feels so good!
 [00:17:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
I squeeze my nipples even harder...
 [00:17:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
They're hard for you.
 [00:18:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
I get off your cock, and nestle my clit on your face.
 [00:18:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
I begin to suck your dick.
 [00:18:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
Thanks. :)
 [00:18:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
I begin to rub my clit against your face.
 [00:18:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
And use my hands as I suck your cock.
 [00:19:09] '''BlueSpike:'''
I moan in complete pleasure.
 [00:19:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
I move a hand and open my clit a bit more, letting you have all of it.
 [00:19:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
This is so hot.
 [00:19:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
I feel the sexual thrill as I move even faster..
 [00:19:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
Rubbing and sucking..
 [00:20:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
I begin to shout your name, Chris! Chris!
 [00:20:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
I move even faster.
 [00:20:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, keep eating me out!
 [00:20:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's so good!!
 [00:20:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
I suck even harder..
 [00:20:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
.I rub my gentle clit up and down your face...It smells great..
 [00:21:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes. :)
 [00:21:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
I suck harder and harder, with a smile on my face.
 [00:21:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oooooh~!
 [00:21:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
It feels so good...
 [00:21:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, I'm cumming!
 [00:21:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cum with me!
 [00:21:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
Please!
 [00:21:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
I go faster, and faster...
 [00:21:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's building up!
 [00:21:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
The juices flow onto your face...., and I keep sucking.
 [00:22:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm...
 [00:22:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
That's tasty.
 [00:22:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
I begin to lick your cock.
 [00:22:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
Up for another round? ;)
 [00:22:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay, let me know if you wanna do it again. ;)
 [00:23:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
That was so hot...
 [00:23:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
I came too, Chris. :)
 [00:23:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
I hope so too.
 [00:23:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>;D</nowiki>
 [00:23:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
Love you!
 [00:26:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris I think I realized...
 [00:26:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
We did that right after you found out Panda died...
 [00:27:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
That's kind of...
 [00:27:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Why would you...
 [00:27:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
Why would you.........
 [00:27:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
I need to think about this...for a while.
 [00:27:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
I don't know...Clyde...Maybe..
 [02:30:29] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
It's okay, Julie; there is nothing to fret over.
 [02:31:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
you see, I was already emotionally prepared for the possiblilty of Sarah's demise, so basically I had already cried out my tears and dread along the way since last Sunday when I first heard about the fires.
 [02:31:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>*from the Washington Post.</nowiki>
 [02:32:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
And after hearing the news, I wasn't as shocked as I would have been if I had not heard of the fires before.
 [02:33:22] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
If I had not been aware previously, I would have excused myself when you suggested the cyber sex.
 [02:34:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
But since I was already emotionally stable from advance notice, I felt capable of moving on, and being able to satisfy you like I did in clear consience.
 [02:35:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Now that it has been made fully clear to me, I am now able to devote myself fully unto you, Julie.
 [02:35:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I Love You, Julie-Kat.
 [02:35:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:-*</nowiki>
 [14:40:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [14:45:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi, Chris.
 [17:17:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
Up for another round tonight? Maybe we could experiment a bit? ;)
 [18:10:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Zlkavszka, Julie. :)
 [18:11:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
So, yes? ;)
 [18:11:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
That sounds good, Julie-Kat. But let's stay off the Mumble tonight.
 [18:11:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. ;)
 [18:12:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll come back about the midnight hour for our thang. ;)
 [18:12:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay, I was thinking maybe we could experiment a bit and do a bit of a fantasy.
 [18:12:52] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
that sounds good. :)
 [18:13:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
Like you could become Chris chan Sonichu and I could become a cat lady, I know you like cats, don't you? ;)
 [18:13:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
We should try it at least once.
 [18:13:51] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
alright.
 [18:14:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
Midnight? I was feeling kinda excited..:(
 [18:14:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
What's wrong with now?
 [18:15:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm feeling a bit horny. :)
 [18:15:37] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
oh. okay, I'm cool with that. I have Sarah May on Skype with a short chat, so let me finish with her, and I will return for our thang. ;)
 [18:15:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [18:18:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Something I'd like to let you about my P.O.V. on the porn I've seen.Christopher C.W.C.I have seen fewer fantasy-style movies over the real-life soft and hard-core porn. And I have a good share of Educational Porno videos, so I have a good general idea of what to do for Real, versus what is unable to be done in Fantasy/Sci-Fi
 [18:18:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Ah. ;)
 [18:18:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
So, ready to do our thang?
 [18:19:00] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
in other words, I understand what was Real and what was Fake. hang on, let me go grab a cup.
 [18:19:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [18:20:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and are you free to talk, because I would feel more into it if I could hear your reactions over reading them and having to type.
 [18:20:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
?
 [18:20:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm sorry, I can't talk. :(
 [18:20:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm truely sorry, I hope you can understand.
 [18:20:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
Truly*
 [18:21:00] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I do. I'll call you, so I don't have to type.
 [18:21:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi. :)
 [18:21:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
So, describe where we are. ;)
 [18:21:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
The setting.
 [18:21:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Remember what we'll do right?
 [18:21:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll be a cat lady, you can be Chris-Chan-Sonichu. ;)
 [18:21:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
Meow.
 [18:22:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>;)</nowiki>
 [18:22:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
Sounds romantic. :)
 [18:22:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
So, do you wanna start us off?
 [18:22:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm laying next to you, I start to feel around you waist....
 [18:22:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
My nipples are erect.
 [18:23:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
I grab it...
 [18:23:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe you can help me with something..
 [18:23:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
I need someone to make me feel good. :)
 [18:23:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
Perhaps you can help me down below?
 [18:23:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
If you know what I mean. ;)
 [18:23:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
A bikini, yes.
 [18:24:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>;)</nowiki>
 [18:24:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
Don't mind the fur, darling..
 [18:24:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
Meow....
 [18:24:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
I start to purr...
 [18:25:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
I purr louder.
 [18:25:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
Please, won't you tame this naughty beast?
 [18:25:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>;)</nowiki>
 [18:25:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
Meow....
 [18:25:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
Please, go on.
 [18:25:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
My nipples are hard and my panties are wet, I want you to do whatever you want with me...
 [18:26:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
Purr.......
 [18:26:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
That feels so good..
 [18:26:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
I start to move closer to you...
 [18:26:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
I reach into your trunks.
 [18:26:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
I rub tenderly..
 [18:26:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
I look down, it's so big...
 [18:27:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
So...
 [18:27:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
I remove my bottom, and spread my legs in front of you.
 [18:27:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
Do what you wish, and please this pussy. ;)
 [18:27:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Mmmm...
 [18:27:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay..
 [18:28:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
I want it inside me, you hedge-hunk. :)
 [18:28:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
Purr....
 [18:28:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
I start to move your face closer to mine..
 [18:28:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
I kiss you.
 [18:29:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
I hope you don't mind how furry it is down there, Chris-Chan-Sonichu. ;)
 [18:29:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
Mmm..
 [18:29:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
I don't.
 [18:29:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
I start to purr louder...
 [18:29:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes..More!
 [18:29:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
Keep going!
 [18:30:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
I move your face closer, maybe you want something to drink? ;)
 [18:30:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
I caress my breasts, there's some milk if you want it. ;)
 [18:30:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
Mm...
 [18:30:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
That feels so tender..
 [18:30:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
The milk starts to come out of the left.
 [18:30:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
Mmm..
 [18:31:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
Thanks. ;)
 [18:31:09] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cats like me have to have good milk, don't they?
 [18:31:26] '''BlueSpike:'''
I get on top...
 [18:31:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
I stick your dick in my pussy harder.
 [18:31:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm a bit taller than you, my breasts are in your face..
 [18:31:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
They're pressing hard against your face.
 [18:32:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
I move my torso up and down...
 [18:32:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
It feels so good...
 [18:32:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
I lick one of my nipples..
 [18:32:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
Just enough to lick the top. ;)
 [18:32:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
And yes, that one.
 [18:33:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Please, lick the other one..
 [18:33:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
It'll make me feel good..~
 [18:33:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
No, the other one.
 [18:33:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah.
 [18:33:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
I start to move faster up and down, almost getting quite rough.
 [18:33:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
Meow..~
 [18:34:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Please, let me be your pet...Let this kitty drink some of your milk!
 [18:34:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
I get off very quickly and almost pounce on your dick, I suck very hard.
 [18:34:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm so hungry...
 [18:35:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
I play with my pussy with a free hand.
 [18:35:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh..Chris!!
 [18:35:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
Please, shout my name!
 [18:35:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
Please!
 [18:35:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris!!!
 [18:35:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oooh...
 [18:35:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
Ooooh...!!!
 [18:35:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, yeah...
 [18:35:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
I jump onto your cock, and ride it as hard as I can!
 [18:35:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oooh, yes!!
 [18:35:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
Meeow!!~~
 [18:36:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
Give me your milk!!!
 [18:36:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
Purrrr!!!~
 [18:36:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
I ride even faster,, I begin to lay down a bit more on you.
 [18:36:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
I love you so much..Keep going!
 [18:36:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
I squeeze my breasts!!
 [18:36:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's so hot!!!
 [18:36:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
The other breast begins to yield milk...
 [18:37:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm about to cum!
 [18:37:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, come with me!
 [18:37:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
Please!
 [18:37:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's coming up...
 [18:37:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
My pussy starts to leak juices..But I'm not done yet.
 [18:37:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
I ride even harder.
 [18:37:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Ohh, yes!!!!!!!11
 [18:37:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes!!!!!!!!!
 [18:37:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
More!
 [18:37:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm still hungry!
 [18:38:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
I once again start to suck your dick after getting off.
 [18:38:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
I like the juices...both mine and yours....
 [18:38:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
I assume you fed me well? ;)
 [18:38:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
I purr softly..
 [18:38:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
Your cock..
 [18:38:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
I wish I could always have it.
 [18:38:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
I keep licking it...
 [18:39:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hm...
 [18:39:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
We should do this again. ;)
 [18:39:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe tomorrow...
 [18:39:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
Aw...Okay. :(
 [18:39:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
I keep licking..
 [18:40:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris..Maybe you can do just a little more...
 [18:40:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
Lick my pussy..
 [18:41:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
Mmm..
 [18:41:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe next time you'll let me do all the work, almost use you like a toy? ;)
 [18:41:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm still here.
 [18:42:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
That wa sfun.
 [18:42:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yees
 [18:42:56] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
how are you on your funds for making the trip here?
 [18:43:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
Doing good, I'll update you later. ;)
 [18:43:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool.
 [18:43:33] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I gtg; I have a couple of things to do on the PC, then I'm going to do some more comic page drawing.
 [18:43:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. ;)
 [18:43:56] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
TTYL. Ickvenschwel. :-*
 [19:54:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, tomorrow is V-Day, isn't it!?
 [19:54:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
We need to do this tomorrow. ;)
 [20:14:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris?
 [20:14:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
You there?
 [20:16:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
Gotta ask you something.
 [23:00:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, I'm horny again...
 [23:00:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, maybe we can go for the second time today? ;)
 [23:42:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris..:(
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[[Category: BlueSpike Skype Logs]]

BlueSpike Skype Logs 6

2011-01-11T01:33:47Z

MachPunch:

{{quote|I've also called my pastoral counsoler, [[Rocky]], and asked her to put more effort in searching for volunteer work that can pay me.|Christopher C.W.C.}}
==2009-02-12==
 [01:55:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi. :)
 [01:55:37] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Zlkavszka
 [01:55:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [01:55:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [01:56:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm still working on memorizing our greeting.
 [01:56:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [01:56:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
The game is ready. :)
 [01:56:37] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
that was quick.
 [01:56:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
then again, it is quicker to install than it is to download the majority of games and demos.
 [01:56:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah, I was surprised. :o
 [01:57:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll invite you when you boot up the demo. :)
 [01:57:32] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
okay. let me ask you, when do you go to work?
 [01:57:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
In the morning, at about 9.
 [01:58:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
Sent the invite. :)
 [01:58:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
okay. when do you plan to go to bed?
 [01:58:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm..
 [01:58:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe in an hour.
 [01:58:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
or is your biological clock as messed up as mine? :P
 [01:58:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe. :p
 [01:58:43] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll have my demo booted up soon; Lucy wants to be let out.
 [01:58:48] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:-*</nowiki>
 [01:58:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [16:37:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Zlkavszka, Julie-Kat. :)
 [16:37:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi. :)
 [16:38:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Still on for Mumble tonight, right? :)
 [16:38:17] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yes.
 [16:38:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool.
 [16:38:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
So, what's up?
 [16:38:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
Also, what time?
 [16:38:41] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I have some good news. About 10
 [16:38:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, really? :)
 [16:38:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
What is it?
 [16:39:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
N.O.A. mailed back to me the CD and DVD I've sent previously; just got them. :)
 [16:40:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
Neat.
 [16:40:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
And also in my Mailbox today, I've received a handwritten fan letter from a Cheer Sensei in Norfolk, NE, with two enclosed drawings of herself.
 [16:41:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
Really?
 [16:41:19] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
She told me that I have inspired her to open her mind creatively (in an adult sense)
 [16:41:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
she proved that very well in her drawings.
 [16:42:57] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
She didn't write her return address on the envelope, but she asks that I address her in a video, so I will do that later. She also plans on hand-writing to me some more, so I'll ask her to put her address on the envelope, so I can thank her more properly in handwriting.
 [16:43:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool. :)
 [16:43:48] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
She also has made it clear that she is not a troll, nor a person of E.D. or Anonymous.
 [16:43:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
Good. :)
 [16:44:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
so, it's been pleasant so far. I'm going to draw some more comic pages today, but I thought I'd check in.
 [16:44:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [16:44:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
Anything you wanna talk about?
 [16:47:59] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I've just talked about my pleasant event just now. Actually, I've also called my pastoral counsoler, Rocky, and asked her to put more effort in searching for volunteer work that can pay me (and allow me to be able to keep my Social Security. Because, Confidentially, in a nutshell; I get a job, I lose my Social, then there's the chance of me getting fired, then I would not have my Social. My family had to pull a lot of strings to get that set up for me).
 [16:48:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
Ah. :o
 [16:48:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
so, hopefully I'll have a volunteer job where I can earn some more money for our future.
 [16:49:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
It just depends on what I, or Rocky and my congregation, can find locally.
 [16:49:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, I'm not sure you can find a job that lets you keep your social.
 [16:49:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yeah, that's why I'm concentrating on getting Volunteer Work that Pays.
 [16:50:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
But if you just do volunteer work, you might not even move up to big jobs that pay alot. :(
 [16:52:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
There's plenty of time, and this is saving for our future. Have faith. God has a plan.
 [16:53:09] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and I'm planning alongside him.
 [16:53:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes, but Chris...
 [16:53:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
Sigh..Okay.
 [16:54:08] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
It will work out. :)
 [16:54:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
I hope so. :(
 [16:54:22] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I have faith in you too, Julie.
 [16:54:26] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [16:54:46] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:-*</nowiki>
 [16:55:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
Erm..
 [16:55:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :(
 [16:55:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:*</nowiki>
 [16:55:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm still worried, though.
 [16:55:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
Why do you need to keep your social? We can both work and you won't need it.
 [16:56:21] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
my family worked very hard to get it set up for me in the first place; it would be very hard to get it back if I lost it.
 [16:56:38] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
But, let's not worry.
 [16:56:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
But I have faith in you that you can do it. :( If you can work hard, it'll also prove to me I won't make a mistake going to visit.
 [16:57:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
If we have time to worry, then we have time to have a happy thought to keep.Christopher C.W.C.I will work hard for you.
 [16:57:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, I know you promise these things, but something important like this needs some proving..
 [16:57:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
To prove you can get a good job that can help keep us on our feet.
 [16:58:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
My heart is strong, my mind is set, and I have someone of deep inspiration by my side. :)
 [16:59:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris..Moving to Virginia is a big choice for me.
 [16:59:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Give me time, and I will have it within my grasp to show you.
 [16:59:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
I need to be sure 100%..
 [16:59:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
And okay.
 [16:59:33] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>*hugs*</nowiki>
 [16:59:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
Once you can prove that you can do your share of work as I will, I'll go there ASAP. :)
 [16:59:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>*hugs*</nowiki>
 [17:00:17] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I am proving it to you now for starters with a set mind and heart.
 [17:00:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
I guess. :)
 [17:00:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
What else will you do to prove it to me, may I ask?
 [17:02:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I will keep you up-to-date on my findings of the work. I will uphold my promise to have the newer comics online swiftly. I will always schwel you. Ickvenschwel, Julie-Kat. :-*
 [17:02:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [17:02:26] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:*</nowiki>
 [17:02:59] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I trust you will let me know when you'll be making your trip here, and an estimated date of when I can expect you.
 [17:03:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
The date is when you can prove it to me, remember? :)
 [17:03:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
As soon as you can prove it to me I'll swiftly plan it.
 [17:03:30] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [17:03:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [17:03:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
keep an eye on sonichuandrosechu.com
 [17:04:30] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
you will see the comic pages uploaded soon, at least the first few pages of the #9 book.
 [17:05:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
that can be my proof.
 [17:05:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
That'll get you about 25 percent, sound good? :)
 [17:05:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
by soon, I mean before this week's end.
 [17:05:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [17:05:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
where am I at now out of the full 100%?
 [17:06:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm...
 [17:06:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'd say...
 [17:06:09] '''BlueSpike:'''
38%?
 [17:06:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool.
 [17:06:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [17:06:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I gtg work on that now, I'll TTYL. Ickvenschwel. :-*
 [17:06:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [17:07:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, wait!
 [17:07:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yes?
 [17:07:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
What about the 18 year old section, could you work on that today? It'll boost you up 15% :)
 [17:07:51] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool.
 [17:07:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
So you will?
 [17:07:59] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yes.
 [19:33:56] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Zlkavszka, Julie-Kat.
 [19:34:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi. :)
 [19:35:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I've just uploaded the start of Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack, and posted a link on Sonichu and Rosechu.com
 [19:35:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I feel it's satisfactory for a start.
 [19:35:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
Could you link me to it?
 [19:36:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
http://www.sonichuandrosechu.com/sonichuandrosechuluvshack/index.html
 [19:36:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
brb
 [19:36:45] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
ok
 [19:38:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
Back. :)
 [19:39:06] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool.
 [19:39:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [19:39:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's very cool.
 [19:39:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
good.
 [19:40:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
so, according to my math, you are at 53% full of proof, yes?
 [19:41:56] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>*full for proof, or something like that, which we've discussed earlier.</nowiki>
 [19:43:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes.
 [19:43:17] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool.
 [19:43:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
What do you plan to do next?
 [19:44:52] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm going to take a short break from the computer; get my chores done in ACCityFolk, then at ten, I'll come back for the Mumble. After the Mumble, I will draw and color up some Comic Pages
 [19:45:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
But I'm leaving right away if Clyde shows his mug on Mumble.
 [19:45:46] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
He wears me out easily with the accusations, stress and whatnot.
 [19:46:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
I guess. :(
 [19:46:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and I'd like not to feel that stress when I am ready to draw.
 [19:46:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
I think he needs time to think, Clyde.
 [19:46:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
But yeah, I understand.
 [19:46:26] '''BlueSpike:'''
You know, Chris..
 [19:46:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You don't have to be sad, I'm still coming to the Mumble.
 [19:46:32] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yes
 [19:46:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
Thank you. :)
 [19:47:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You're welcome. :)
 [19:47:22] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Ickvenschwel, Julie-Kat.
 [19:47:25] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:-*</nowiki>
 [19:47:43] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll be back at about 10.
 [19:47:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [20:08:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, I just realized..
 [20:08:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
You should listen to Clyde.
 [20:09:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
He's trying to help us.
 [20:09:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
You should even stand up to him, he's a jerk.
 [20:14:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, you gotta make a video, standing up to him. Tell him you're not gonna take it anymore, show him how well you can fight. Show ME your moves!
 [20:22:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
You should maybe beat something up on camera to show how strong you are!
 [20:25:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
It'll stop all trolls from trolling you if you show them what you can do!
 [20:25:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
You can do a jump kick and everything!
 [21:51:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi. :)
 [22:08:44] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, I just got here.
 [22:09:06] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll be on the Mumble shortly.
 [22:09:44] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
that video sounds like a good idea, I will plan on doing that.
 [22:57:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, do you think you could tell them about what we've been planning today? :)
 [23:09:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm sorry, the multiple inputs from the Mumble are clouding my mind, so what do you mean specifically?
 [23:09:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
Like, the whole trust percent thing? :)
 [23:12:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
Aww, you stopped typing. :(
 [23:12:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
oh, yeah. I'd rather not, because it's more kind of a private thing between you and me.
 [23:12:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
Aww, but I'd love if they knew...Okay.
 [23:12:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:(</nowiki>
 [23:13:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm sorry I stopped typing, but I was answering these guys on the Mumble.
 [23:13:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [23:30:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, I know this may seem sudden...But..Maybe we could 'cyber' later? ;)
 [23:30:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Before we do the real thing?
 [23:33:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
that sounds good. maybe on the PSN, without PSEye; just audio, that way we can both be in the comfort of our own bedrooms.
 [23:33:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
I would, but I can't find my controller! :(
 [23:33:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
I don't know where it is.
 [23:33:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
I looked for it for hours..I think I lost it.
 [23:34:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm sorry to hear that. let me get back to you on that.
 [23:34:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [23:34:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
Why no PSN, anyway?
 [23:34:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
I mean..
 [23:34:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
PSEye?
 [23:35:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
I found it! >v<
 [23:35:45] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool.
 [23:36:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
But still, I wish I could see you on the PSEye. :(
 [23:36:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
me2
 [23:36:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
Then why can't you use yours?
 [23:36:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
let me get back to you on that.
 [23:36:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [23:39:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, I'm not sure my brother would like hearing me speaking like that though. :(
 [23:39:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe we could use skype?
 [23:41:30] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I see. on Skype.
 [23:41:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool
 [23:41:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [23:47:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>;)</nowiki>
 [23:47:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>;)</nowiki>
 [23:55:21] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Got out just in time.
 [23:55:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah. :)
 [23:55:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
He says he has important news about Panda..
 [23:55:53] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
what's he saying?
 [23:56:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
He says he'll wait until Chris is here....
 [23:56:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
because I don't want to go back there and take his verbal abuse.
 [23:56:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
I think he does know what's going on with Sarah.
 [23:56:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
I think you should come back into the mumble.
 [23:57:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
alright, but any verbal abuse aside from that, then I am out of there.
 [23:57:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.

{{FanChats}}

[[Category: BlueSpike Skype Logs]]

BlueSpike Skype Logs 5

2011-01-11T01:33:29Z

MachPunch:

{{quote|I hope I'm not overstepping it, but how are your teeth?|Christopher C.W.C.}}
==2009-02-07==
 [18:43:45] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie. :)
 [18:43:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi, Chris. :)
 [18:44:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
how are you?
 [18:44:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm safe and well.
 [18:44:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
Kind of bad, my family has run into moreso money problems than before. :(
 [18:44:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
By Family, I guess I mean just me and my brother.
 [18:44:43] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
oh. I'm sorry.
 [18:44:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's okay, it's not your fault. :D
 [18:45:06] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
okay. do you wish to talk about it?
 [18:45:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
Nah, it's alright.
 [18:45:17] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool.
 [18:45:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
So, how are you?
 [18:45:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
okay. I was just AIMing with Vivian Gee.
 [18:46:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool.
 [18:46:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
What did she say?
 [18:46:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
She has informed me that she has honestly discouraged Clyde's violent rage moments.
 [18:47:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
so, no worries, Julie, you are safe.
 [18:47:09] '''BlueSpike:'''
That's a relief. :)
 [18:47:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I've expressed mine and your gratitude for her help.
 [18:47:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [18:47:43] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
She told me that he is likely to go overboard in his efforts.
 [18:47:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
Uh-oh.
 [18:48:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
But she has sorted it all out. :)
 [18:48:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool. :)
 [18:48:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm happy to hear.
 [18:49:22] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
She has told him to make me clean up my room, whereas he said, and you have heard it too, sell or burn my toys; an obvious overboard moment.
 [18:49:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes.
 [18:50:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
the videos, BTW, was his idea alone, but again, I'm certain that was another overboard moment.
 [18:50:22] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and some good came out of that.
 [18:50:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah.
 [18:50:45] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
it made it Perfectly Clear that I was straight, even though I had to lie out of my ass.
 [18:51:08] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yet come push-to-shove, I would do it all over again to help you.
 [18:51:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [18:51:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [18:51:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
Thank you, Chris.
 [18:51:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
But, can I share some feelings of the past, with you?
 [18:51:47] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
you may.
 [18:51:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
When you made that video and said you were a 'gaybian' was it?
 [18:52:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
I saw through it, and I thought at the time so did Clyde. That you were saying you were straight, I was scared that you were trying to trick him and I was going to lose my life. :(
 [18:53:21] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yeah, it was a weak effort to keep me from saying "gay". I meant that as in I would be a "Lesbian" and more into women in that sense.
 [18:53:32] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
but again, it was just a weak attempt.
 [18:53:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
Well, at least it's all alright now.
 [18:53:52] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yes.
 [18:53:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [18:55:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
BTW, I wanted to inform you that I feel it would be better if when we talked, we would do that on the PSN, insead of on Mumble.Christopher C.W.C.It is more private; just the two of us, and we would not have to put up with anyone else aiside intruding on our intimate thoughts and moments.
 [18:55:43] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and as recently tested, it worked just as good.
 [18:55:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [18:56:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
I understand completely.
 [18:56:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
But in my own opinion that maybe we could try and make sure that nobody gets in our room during Mumble anymore. I bought this mic on the computer for you, and I wouldn't want it to be ill-used, if that's the term.
 [18:57:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
also, Saturday Nights are my Nights to watch British Comedies on PBS; a night I feel best to free up from the internet.
 [18:57:30] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I can still come onto Mumble to talk and answer my fans.
 [18:57:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
Alright. :)
 [18:58:06] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
but for only when it's just the two of us, let's leave that on the PSN.
 [18:58:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I Love You, Julie.
 [18:58:22] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:-*</nowiki>
 [18:58:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
I love you too, Chris.
 [18:58:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:*</nowiki>
 [18:59:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
oh, BTW, can you type your last name on here, so I can better understand it?Christopher C.W.C.it sounded to me like, "Milvana" before.
 [18:59:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Milvana is indeed it.
 [19:00:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
Or at least that's the best it can be put into english typing.
 [19:00:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
ah, cool. :) But when you arrive, I will still ask to check your ID, just to let you know.
 [19:00:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
Of course. :)
 [19:00:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool.
 [19:00:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
I have nothing to hide from you, Chris. :)
 [19:00:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I gtg for now, but I'll TTYL.
 [19:00:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [19:00:56] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
me neither. ;)
 [19:00:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [19:01:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
Love you. :*
 [19:01:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I Love You, Julie Milvana. :-*
 [19:01:22] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Peace.
 [19:01:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
I love you too, Christan Weston Chandler. :*
 [19:01:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
Goodbye for now.
 [20:10:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, BTW Chris. We can ban Clyde now, so if something happens and we need to use Mumble, he won't bother us.
 [20:10:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
Also, are we gonna play Burnout tonight?

==09-02-08==
 [00:26:26] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris?
 [00:42:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe you can come to Mumble for the fans? :)
 [02:00:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, we really want you to come in to talk to us. :(
 [14:15:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie.
 [14:15:26] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi. :)
 [14:15:38] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
how are you?
 [14:15:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
Good, yourself?
 [14:15:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I've been better.
 [14:16:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
What happened? :(
 [14:16:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I've just typed it out in a message on the PSN for you.
 [14:16:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, okay.
 [14:16:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>*three messages.</nowiki>
 [14:16:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll read it now.
 [14:16:33] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
ok
 [14:16:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
So, how are things at home? I might as well ask before I read the message.
 [14:17:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
okay. I do intend to clean up my room later, but I need a nap beforehand.
 [14:17:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [14:18:43] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
between you and me, if Clyde thought my room is a mess, he should see the rest of my house; my family has a LOT of clutter from small things in boxes to furniture.
 [14:18:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:o</nowiki>
 [14:18:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
I see.
 [14:19:58] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You don't need to feel surprised from the mess of my family, my mother got her things one at a time while "it was a bargain".
 [14:20:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
Heh. :)
 [14:20:32] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll let you read what I typed up for you on the PSN.
 [14:20:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
I did.
 [14:20:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
I hope that Sarah's okay. :(
 [14:21:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I pray for her safety as well. and the video is uploading right now.
 [14:21:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [14:21:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
So, anything you wanna talk about that may raise your spirts?
 [14:22:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I need to think about what I should do if she is still planning to come to me.Christopher C.W.C.Other than that, I feel that what is best for me right now is some rest from the stress.
 [14:22:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [14:22:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Sweet dreams. :*
 [14:23:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
thank you. I Love You. :-*
 [14:23:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
I love you too. :*
 [17:11:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris? :(
 [17:12:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, I just realized you should maybe be cleaning your room..That's what I heard, at least..
 [17:13:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
It would be nice to see a man who can clean.
 [17:13:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
You are the house husband after all. :)

==09-02-09==
 [15:27:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi, Chris. :)
 [18:19:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hello? :(
 [22:50:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
I hope you're cleaning your room, I bet you'll do a great job. :)
 [22:59:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, come on. :( We want to do an actual Q&A with us fans. :) We'll keep Clyde out, we swear.
 [23:39:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie. Yes, I was cleaning up my room. I still have a bunch more to go through, but at least there is more walking room.
 [23:40:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [23:40:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe you can get in Mumble later?
 [23:40:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Maybe tomorrow.
 [23:40:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :(
 [23:41:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
You can clean later, can't you?
 [23:41:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
We all can't be in Mumble tomorrow. :(
 [23:42:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I would feel better in finishing the cleaning I started in the same timeframe.
 [23:42:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, okay. :(
 [23:42:53] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Buck up, Julie. Did you read the message I left you on the PSN?
 [23:43:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes. : )
 [23:43:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
was that the right word for the greeting?
 [23:43:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes. : )
 [23:43:26] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [23:44:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool. that can be our own personal greeting. I will make it a priority to memorize the word; I have it on paper, you know.
 [23:44:46] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>*personal greeting between you and me.</nowiki>
 [23:44:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
I think I need to work late tommrow, are you sure you can't come here? It's been a while and we miss you here.
 [23:44:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
And cool. :)
 [23:45:52] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I hear you, sweetie, but I have the promise to keep to Clyde, Vivian and you to make my room more hospitable for the two of us; you and me. :)
 [23:46:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>*I'm including Viv in that factor, since you know I've talked to her recently, and she's in on my making that promise as Clyde.</nowiki>
 [23:46:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I promised Clyde, and in turn I have promised Vivian.
 [23:46:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
True, thank you. :)
 [23:47:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
Tomorrow it is, it's a date?
 [23:47:06] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and most importantly, I've promised you that too. :-*
 [23:47:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:*</nowiki>
 [23:47:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
Well, date as in you're sure you'll be there. The REAL dates will be once I get there. ;)
 [23:47:43] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll come to the Mumble tomorrow, but I wouldn't call it a date, since it's mostly for my fanbase.
 [23:47:51] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yeah.
 [23:48:30] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You know, I have NEVER in my lifetime been on a Date, so you'll be the first, and I'm looking forward to it.
 [23:49:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
BTW, forgive me for asking, but can you describe your body measurements for me?
 [23:49:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
Let's see..
 [23:50:09] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm a B cup, for one thing. :)
 [23:50:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
5'5
 [23:50:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
Fairly skinny. :)
 [23:50:59] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Sounds good. ;)
 [23:51:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>;)</nowiki>
 [23:51:32] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
also, I hope I'm not overstepping it, but how are your teeth?
 [23:51:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
I know that tour guide said awful things about that.
 [23:52:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
But mine are all white, I have them all. ;)
 [23:52:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
I even have fangs.
 [23:52:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
They're all straight, too.
 [23:52:30] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool.Christopher C.W.C.any particular reason you bring up your fangs?
 [23:52:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
And they at least seem like fangs.
 [23:52:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
Well, you asked.
 [23:52:43] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [23:52:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
I thought I'd mention that I have two that are like fangs. :)
 [23:53:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I have fangs too, and FYI, they're considered to be Eye Teeth.
 [23:53:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
Ah, thank you.
 [23:53:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
I didn't know the term. :)
 [23:53:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
you've learned something new then.
 [23:53:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
Thank you. :D
 [23:53:43] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I guess we both can play vampires together. :P
 [23:54:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [23:54:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
I look forward to it.
 [23:54:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool.
 [23:56:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I gtg back to cleaning, and I also checked my e-mail for anything from Panda; nothing yet. I've also read in a search on my PS3, and confirmed her city's location in comparison to where the fires were happening (it is close), about the fire claiming over 180. I pray she is still alive and well.
 [23:56:30] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
At least I have you, Julie.
 [23:56:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [23:56:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
As do I. :(
 [23:56:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
And thank you. :)
 [23:57:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll TTYL. I Love You, Julie. :-*Christopher C.W.C.Do you have a nickname you would like me to call you by?
 [23:57:57] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I haven't been able to think of one for you yet.
 [23:58:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm..
 [23:58:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
no rush, though. we can think and share our ideas next time.
 [23:58:46] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
XOXOXOXO :-*
 [23:58:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
I have one, though. I think.
 [23:58:56] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
okay.
 [23:59:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
Kitty. :)
 [23:59:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
do you like cats?
 [23:59:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes. :)
 [23:59:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
alright, I'll call you Kitty. :)
 [23:59:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [23:59:48] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
TTYL, Kitty.
 [23:59:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
Next time I wanna talk to you about something. :)

==09-02-10==
 [00:00:00] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool.
 [00:00:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
And okay, I'll TTYL. :*
 [00:00:29] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
or, if you want to get it off your mind, you may still message me on the PSN about it.
 [00:00:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [00:00:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
bye for now.
 [00:00:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay./
 [00:15:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, Canine, one of the big fans, won't be here tomorrow, he says he wish you would come here tonight. :(
 [14:58:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi, Chris. :)
 [14:59:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll list my favorite things.
 [14:59:26] '''BlueSpike:'''
Favorite color: Blue. (I am BlueSpike after all. :) )
 [15:01:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
Favorite Song: Mother Earth which is on the Otonoishi CD. A Mother 1 song. :)
 [15:01:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
Favorite movie: Hmm..The Sonic The Hedgehog Movie, I loved that.
 [15:02:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
Fav. Food: I actually enjoy mashed potatoes alot, very good.
 [15:03:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
Fav. TV show: Death Note. It's a good anime.
 [15:04:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
I also like Metal Gear Solid, Fallout, and I like to read all sorts of books. : )
 [15:06:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm 5'5, just about 115 libs.
 [15:07:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
My birthday is July 4th. I also noticed it's the same day as a holiday here in America. :o
 [15:49:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Well, that's a lot of good fun for me to remember about you, Kitty. :)
 [15:50:56] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Are you there?
 [15:51:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah.
 [15:51:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>: )</nowiki>
 [15:51:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Zlkavszka
 [15:51:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>: )</nowiki>
 [15:51:26] '''BlueSpike:'''
Zlkavszka to you too. ;)
 [15:51:38] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I trust that you are safe and healthy today.
 [15:51:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
Uh-huh. :)
 [15:51:47] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I am too.
 [15:52:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I have some news, I have just received a snail-mail letter from N.O.A.
 [15:52:26] '''BlueSpike:'''
Really? Awesome! What's it say?
 [15:52:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
Good news, I hope!
 [15:52:37] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
It's from Mike Chandler, and it says, and I quote,
 [15:54:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
"Mr. Shigeru Miyamoto did not have a meeting scheduled with you, nor has he been corresponding with you. Mr. Miyamoto speaks and writes only very limited English and our game development teams do not accept unsolicited games suggestions or ideas. Although Mr. Miyamoto make occasional business trips to the U.S., he spends the majority of his time in Japan at Nintendo's headquarters."
 [15:54:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
You could just read it if you wan-Oh. :)
 [15:54:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
That's no good. :(
 [15:54:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
What do you make of it?
 [15:55:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Mine and my family and congregation's theory was correct; I HAVE been in contact with an impostor, and I'm certain the "Reggie" was an impostor as well.
 [15:55:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:o !</nowiki>
 [15:55:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and probably the "James Conrad" I've recently received a phone call from as well.
 [15:56:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
I wouldn't know about that, but possibly!
 [15:56:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I've suspected as much from him, since he did not leave a number in which to call him back, and he called my cell and it came up, "Unavailable."
 [15:56:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
Huh.
 [15:57:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
In light of this, I will make an announcement in the video which I will create for the showing off of the floor space I've cleared in my room, where I will have the letter and its envelope in hand and read it outloud.
 [15:58:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
Do you think you could say 'I love you' in Molvanian for me?
 [15:58:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
I can teach you it real quick over the mics, if you want. : )
 [15:58:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm not able to type it, I think. :(
 [15:58:59] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I have not learned that expression yet.
 [15:58:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, by the way, what languages do you know, anyway?
 [15:59:25] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
let me put on my earphones, and you can teach me right now. :)
 [15:59:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [15:59:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
But what languages do you know?
 [15:59:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
I never asked, I'd love to know. :)
 [15:59:58] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
English and Spanish
 [16:00:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
Ah, I know Molvanian and English. :)
 [16:00:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [16:01:03] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
ickvenschwel
 [16:09:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [18:28:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris? :)
 [19:41:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Zlkavszka
 [19:41:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
is away. This is an auto-reply message.
 [19:41:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
Zlkavszka. :)
 [19:42:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I have just uploaded the video with the state of my room and the update from N.O.A.
 [19:42:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool. :)
 [19:43:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I was just chatting with Sarah May, giving her the news as well.
 [19:43:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool.
 [19:43:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hey, once it's up. Link me to it, okay?
 [19:43:46] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
It should be up now. hang on.
 [19:44:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
oh. it's still processing.
 [19:44:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, okay.
 [19:44:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
It should be Live soon.
 [19:44:52] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll log into the Mumble at about 10 tonight.
 [19:45:22] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
right now, I'd like to check in with Animal Crossing and do the daily routine.
 [19:45:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [19:45:58] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll TTYL. Ickvanschwel, Julie-Kat. :-*
 [19:46:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:*</nowiki>
 [20:42:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris?
 [20:42:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
The video isn't up, yet. :(
 [22:09:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi. :)
 [22:09:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Zlkavska
 [22:09:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
Coming into Mumble? :)
 [22:09:52] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I've just started reuploading it; sometimes that is the case.
 [22:09:56] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
shortly.
 [22:10:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
When? You said at 10. :(
 [22:11:46] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
now
 [22:11:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:) !</nowiki>

==09-02-11==
 [08:38:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm sorry, Chris.. :(
 [08:38:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
I was tired and fell asleep waiting, I didn't know getting food took that long.
 [13:25:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
I hope you can forgive me. :(
 [13:27:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
We can play today, right? :)
 [19:33:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I understand, and it's okay. Let's try again tonight; I'll be watching for your PSN name to be online.
 [19:34:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>*and on Burnout Paradise.</nowiki>
 [19:48:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [19:49:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll try and be on tonight, after I do something really quick in this PC game.
 [20:13:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
I just started the game. :)
 [21:57:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:(</nowiki>

{{FanChats}}
[[Category: BlueSpike Skype Logs]]

BlueSpike Skype Logs 4

2011-01-11T01:32:36Z

MachPunch:

{{quote|Sure picked a hell of a time to say [[Gay|the "G" word]] for the Very First Time in my life.|Christopher C.W.C.}}
==2009-02-05==
 [19:54:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, I came all the way from a far away country, which is sadly...destroyed..
 [19:55:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
And you chose Sarah-May, I feel heart broken. :(
 [20:08:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm sorry for making you feel that sad, Julie. There is still a chance in me changing my mind towards you. I have been thinking, and Sarah May is still in High School, and nothing is Officially Set on a Girlfriend-Boyfriend relationship yet. All I ask is you coming to visit me at your earliest convience.
 [20:09:22] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
BTW, I was killing time on Burnout until the rest of the DLC I wanted to purchase; LBP Valentines Day Pack, Guitar Hero Tracks, and another episode of Shuffle after I've verified that I would have enough.
 [20:09:32] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I apologize for not logging out sooner, but it's cool.
 [20:09:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You logged in at an okay time.
 [20:09:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm not sure about Sarah-May being trustworthy, I've yet to meet her. :( I'm somewhat sad to see that seeing her makes you trust her.
 [20:09:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
And it's okay, Chris. :)
 [20:10:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
I do try to meet you, I truly do. Things are hard in America. The prices of things are high. :(
 [20:10:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I hear you, Julie. :)
 [20:10:45] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Cheer up, now. I'm helping you on the PSN.
 [20:11:05] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and I am seriously considering having you as my Sweetheart.
 [20:11:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You have a promising chance and enthusiasm to become a doctor, and that is highly respectable.
 [20:12:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
And I do honestly trust you, and I Love You.
 [20:12:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:=*</nowiki>
 [20:13:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:*</nowiki>
 [20:13:25] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I guess we're cool then.
 [20:13:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [20:13:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [20:13:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hey, maybe some Mumble tonight?
 [20:14:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
I may talk. ;)
 [20:14:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm configuring the new microphone for my computer I got today, at a somewhat low price.
 [20:15:09] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
IDK; I'm not really in the mood to talk to a crowd tonight. I'll tell you what, I'll chat with you on the PSN, alone. ;)Christopher C.W.C.That's awesome.
 [20:15:17] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>*later tonight.</nowiki>
 [20:15:47] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
you have a mic or a PSEye?
 [20:15:52] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
or a headset?
 [20:15:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
I do have a headset for the PS3, yes.
 [20:16:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's not working as well as I'd like, but yes.
 [20:16:53] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Still awesome. I'll send you a chat invite later, after you've downloaded your goodies from my account and you're logged into your account. ;)
 [20:17:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [20:17:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Talk To You Later then. :)Christopher C.W.C.I got to go out for a bit to get something for my mother.
 [20:17:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [20:18:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
Aother idea, maybe we could do a skype chat, amongst the trusted Sonichu fans. :)
 [20:18:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
You can use your PSP.
 [20:27:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
Plus, I kind of bought this USB microphone for you, and I'd love to be able to use it in Mumble with you, skype keeps crashing when I try to get in a call. :(
 [21:33:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi, Chris.
 [21:39:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie. I just got back.
 [21:39:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi. :)
 [21:39:58] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Did you get your stuff downloaded?
 [21:40:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah, but when I tried to get in my account, it wouldn't let me. :( I think my brother changed the password...AGAIN.
 [21:40:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
your password? shoot.
 [21:41:03] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
how do you get it out of him? or do you figure out the password?
 [21:41:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
He didn't say he did it, I'm angry. :(
 [21:41:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hush, sweet angel. :-*
 [21:42:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Surly he did not change the e-mail address associated with your account, did he?
 [21:42:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
But we can try mumble..
 [21:42:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
I think he did.
 [21:42:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
Only a few of us are here.
 [21:43:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I see. how did you get relogged in previously after one of his attacks?
 [21:44:45] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
okay, I'll be on Mumble in a moment.

==09-02-06==
 [00:49:00] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie. I've just put the 3 minute video together, lying out of my ass. *shiver* :(
 [00:49:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
It's uploading right now.
 [00:49:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay, Chris. :(
 [00:49:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
Let me know when it's up, okay?
 [00:49:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
I can't believe he's making you do this..>:(
 [00:50:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
It'll be like about half to a full hour (give or take).
 [00:50:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
He makes me so mad!!
 [00:50:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Tell me about it, Sweetheart.
 [00:51:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
But when it comes down to it, I would Honestly rather smear my image with crap than have someone I care deeply for get hurt.
 [00:51:53] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I prayed to God and Jesus for forgiveness and strength beforehand.
 [00:52:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
Thank you so much, Chris. :) It means a lot you'd protect me to such an extent.
 [00:52:44] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Sure picked a hell of a time to say the "G" word for the Very First Time in my life (as far as I can recall anyway).
 [00:53:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
At least I can delete it later, then you and I can be happy together.
 [00:53:44] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I Love You, Julie.
 [00:53:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:-*</nowiki>
 [00:54:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:*</nowiki>
 [00:54:30] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
did you tell your brother about this?
 [00:55:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes.
 [00:55:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
what was his response?
 [00:55:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
He actually wants to talk to you.
 [00:55:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
May he?
 [00:55:32] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
sure.
 [00:55:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
Well, Chris.
 [00:55:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
I suppose I was wrong about you.
 [00:56:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
You may of done wrong things, but you treated my sister truly nice.
 [00:56:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
And for that, I thank you.
 [00:56:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
With both my thanks and apologies.
 [00:56:30] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:) Thank you, kind sir, that means a lot to me.</nowiki>
 [00:56:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
I suppose now I may just help you out someday.
 [00:56:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
For now..
 [00:56:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
I must think about this.
 [00:57:29] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
the least you can do for the time is give Julie back her access to her PSN, and promise to leave it alone from now on, please.
 [00:57:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
I gave her access back upon hearing what you've done.
 [00:57:48] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Thank you.
 [00:57:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
As I've said, I'll think about what to do from here.
 [00:58:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
Farewell for now, Christan Weston Chandler.
 [00:58:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Peace to you too.
 [00:58:53] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Julie?
 [00:58:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi. :)
 [00:59:03] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey. :)
 [00:59:38] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I helped get you your PSN back. I feel a bit better from that.
 [00:59:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
I do. :)
 [01:00:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe we can race around Paradise tomorrow, would you like to?
 [01:00:41] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll have to learn a bit more about the multiplayer portions of the game, but I will, and I would love to. I'll wear my headset so we can chat during the gameplay.
 [01:00:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool! :)
 [01:02:09] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
All I'll ask of you for now is to be happy, send me a picture of yourself, and come to me as soon as possible.
 [01:02:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
I will. ;)
 [01:02:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
Promise
 [01:02:25] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [01:03:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm going to learn more about B.Paradise. you may keep watch for when the video is uploaded and processed.
 [01:03:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [01:03:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll TTYL.
 [01:03:25] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:-*</nowiki>
 [01:03:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [01:03:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:x</nowiki>
 [01:03:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
Whoops.
 [01:03:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
I meant to kiss.
 [01:03:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:*</nowiki>
 [01:03:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
There. :)
 [01:03:46] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [01:40:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
A gaybian?
 [01:40:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
What's that? :o
 [01:46:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, Clyde saw the video, and said you were faking! He told me in the Mumble...He's still there.
 [01:47:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm kind of worried. :(
 [03:00:52] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Julie?
 [03:02:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Listen, I've talked to Clyde some more, and he has promised to me that he will leave you alone.
 [03:02:37] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
He has accepted the new video.
 [03:03:19] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
But he's asked me to get rid of a bunch of my toys; sell them on eBay, dispose of them, donate them or something like that.
 [03:03:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I personally wanted to save the majority of that for my future children.
 [03:04:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
But, to keep you safe, I am going to sort it out and decide the bulk to get rid of.
 [03:04:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I Care for you, Julie. :-*
 [03:04:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll TTYL.
 [18:32:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi, Chris. :)
 [19:24:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
Let me know when you're present so we can race around Paradise. :o
 [20:11:48] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie. Actually, I have just opened a Chat Window and sent you an invite. Please come join me for a good talk. :)
 [20:12:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, okay. :)
 [20:13:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, can I ask what it's about?
 [22:23:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi, Chris. :)
 [22:23:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
I just woke up.
 [22:28:22] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie. I just got here. I can still log into Mumble.
 [22:29:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'd like that, yes.

{{FanChats}}

[[Category: BlueSpike Skype Logs]]

BlueSpike Skype Logs 3

2011-01-11T01:31:40Z

MachPunch:

{{quote|I am willing to share a fantasy with you, and even any Trolls watching can quote me on this... When I have a threesome with two women, and that is the only type of Threesome I would Want ever, I'd like the two women to do the scissor-position that I've heard about, but I'd put my dick in between the kissing Vaginas. |Christopher C.W.C.}}
==2009-01-28==
 [01:54:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi!
 [02:20:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm gonna check if you're present.
 [18:04:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris? I'm worried, you there?

==2009-01-29==
 [04:58:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie, are you there?
 [05:00:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I guess not.
 [05:01:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
anyway, I am personally safe, healthy and well.
 [05:02:09] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
a few minor bumps on the business road, but the Window is still open for me when I have my act here put together.
 [05:03:44] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
you know, have some money saved up for a trip to Redmond, my Sarah-Heart being here with me, getting the Sonichu & Rosechu Site back up early February, find an attorney and other things.
 [05:04:09] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Importantly, I hope you are safe and well too.
 [05:05:05] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll check in again later.
 [14:39:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi, Chris! Sorry I couldn't reply. I was busy today. I'll start making sure I don't leave Skype on! Let me know when you return!
 [18:19:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
Also, I noticed that you're up sort of late, which may be why I don't catch your messages.

==2009-01-30==
 [04:16:58] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Actually, my biological clock has taken a turn for an opposite; I've felt and fallen asleep during or late afternoon/early evening to like 3-6 AM.
 [04:17:32] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
It's got me on a more appropriate schedule than before when I slept from 3-6 AM to Noonish
 [04:17:51] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
But I feel it could be better.
 [04:18:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll check in again later.
 [09:45:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
So, I got your PSN messages.
 [09:45:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
The secret's safe with me.
 [15:53:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Are you there?
 [22:47:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, a couple fans want a true and honest voice chat with you, they say. We have a server.
 [23:30:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris?
 [23:31:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
I knwo you're there. >.<

==2009-01-31==
 [03:24:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm sorry, Julie; I forgot to switch to "Not Available" last time I was on my PC. And I fell asleep during the 9 PM Hour.
 [03:24:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, I see!
 [03:24:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
Luckily, I'm here.
 [03:24:56] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
okay.
 [03:25:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You kinda surprised me.
 [03:25:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
Sorry about that.
 [03:25:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
Anyway, what do you think of the true honest voice chat with the fans idea?
 [03:25:58] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
can you explain what they meant from "We have a server."? And how does the voice chat work; on Skype or something?
 It's cool.
 [03:27:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's called Mumble, one of our true Sonichu fans created a server. All you need to do is download Mumble, I'll link you to the site where you can download it.
 [03:27:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's a voice that program that people use for gaming or just hanging out.
 [03:27:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chat*
 [03:28:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
http://mumble.sourceforge.net/Main_Page
 [03:28:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
You can get it here. :)
 [03:28:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I see. alright.
 [03:30:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
When you open it, just skip the audio setup, and I'll give you the server info.
 [03:30:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
Let me know. :)
 [03:30:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
okay, please wait.
 [03:37:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
Any problems?
 [03:37:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
no, please be paitent.
 [03:38:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [03:42:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll brb.
 [03:42:32] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
ok
 [03:42:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
Back. :D
 [03:49:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
No problems, right?
 [03:50:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Also, I'd skip audio configuration.
 [03:50:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
Do you want the information?
 [03:50:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
You know, for the server?
 [03:50:59] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I understand.
 [03:51:30] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I have the webpage up in a different tab; I've been sending a message to Sarah-Heart.
 [03:51:41] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
That's my delay.
 [03:52:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
Ah, alright.
 [03:53:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
Remember, we're waiting for you, eagerly. :)
 [03:54:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I appreciate y'all's paitence. :)
 [03:56:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [03:56:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [04:04:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's been kind of a while. :( I know you love talking to Sarah, but some of us have to go to bed soon. :( We'd love if you can hang with us for a while.
 [04:05:09] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm sorry; I've just finished.
 [04:05:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll download the program shortly.
 [04:05:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [04:10:58] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I have it running now; which server do I select?
 [04:11:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay, let me get the info.
 [04:11:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
A few seconds, please.
 [04:11:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
You have to select add.
 [04:11:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
The address is 125.75.200.182
 [04:12:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
Username and Label can be whatever you want.
 [04:12:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
And remembr!
 [04:12:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
Do this in custom servers.
 [04:12:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
The port is 64738
 [04:13:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
Should I go through that again?
 [04:13:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm having trouble finding it; I'm in the window that comes up after the audio setup window is cancelled, "Mumble Server Connect"
 [04:13:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
You click the custom server tab, you see it?
 [04:14:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yes
 [04:14:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
Then 'add', then input the info as I've said up there.
 [04:14:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
the port says what you typed, 64738
 [04:14:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
The address is 122.87.125.170
 [04:14:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
You got that, right?
 [04:14:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
The label and username can be whatever. Of course for Username you should use 'ChrisChanSonichu'
 [04:15:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I got it in; the "Add" button was unpressable, and I pressed, "Connect"
 [04:16:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
Then it gave you a warning, right?
 [04:16:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
Accept that, and you should come in.
 [04:16:29] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
okay.
 [04:17:37] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yeah, I made it. How do I type in it?
 [04:17:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
You don't need to.
 [04:17:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
Just talk.
 [04:17:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
Your mic should pick it up.
 [05:08:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
Sorry it's taking so long, my computer's being slow. >.<
 [05:09:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
it's okay
 [05:10:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe I should show the mumble, you think so?
 [05:10:46] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
if you wish.
 [05:10:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
I will. :)
 [05:25:17] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
me 2
 [05:25:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [05:35:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll TTYL, Julie.
 [05:35:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
you take care.
 [05:35:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
You too.
 [05:35:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
<3
 [05:35:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
Wait.
 [05:35:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
Be sure to talk to me later today. :)
 [05:36:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll be here all day myself, promise.
 [06:06:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
mumble://122.87.125.170:64738 this address will connect you to this server
 [06:06:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
Just though I'd drop that by. :)
 [06:51:51] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie.
 [06:51:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I just wanted to drop a note that I've just created an apology video addressed to Mr. Miyamoto and Fils-Aime for the previous video, and explained the intention of getting them here to my pad to meet my folks and reinstate their faith in them and our business together.
 I've also asked them to uncancel the Sonichu Project and pigeonhole it for until I am able to make the trip to Redmond with my mother, sweetheart or female attorney.
 [20:09:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
Thank you so much, Chris. :)
 [20:10:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
Question, though.
 [20:10:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
Is it alright if I download everything I would like? That you've already downloaded, that is?
 [20:10:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Or should I just download a few things, like LBP costumes?
 [23:36:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris?

==2009-02-01==
 [00:45:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, I wanna talk to you in Mumble, if you can make it. :)
 [04:53:25] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie.
 [04:53:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Yes, you have my permission to download any of my previously downloaded software as you wish.
 [04:54:47] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
as long as you keep that password ONLY between you and me; do not type it here, though; apparently some Trolls have been able to read from my Skype Windows.
 [04:55:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
As for Mumble, I don't feel like it tonight; I have Church later today, and I've had a rough week from the bad news half.
 [05:02:47] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I gtg eat; I'll TTYL.
 [11:18:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, thank yuo so much! I have so many games now, and all the LBP costumes. :)
 [11:22:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
Another thing I just need to check. I'm not allowed to buy Burnout Paradise, correct? I'm sorry if I'm asking a question that's already been answered. But I noticed it's only 20 dollars at this point, a great deal.
 [13:02:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I've deleted my credit card temporarily from my account. So, if you have the money, you may purchase Burnout Paradise.
 [13:03:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
from your own credit card, or buy a 20 dollar PSN Card from your local Gamestop or somewhere that sells them.
 [13:10:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
Ah, alright. I guess I don't exactly need it anyway, given all the awesome things you've given me so far. :)
 [21:23:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
It says I can still buy it, it'll add funds automaticly.
 [21:24:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
Well, I think that's to be saved for another time.
 [21:24:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
How was your day, Chris?

==2009-02-02==
 [02:23:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
Are you there? :o
 [05:10:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm safe and well.
 [05:22:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
For your information, I have not enabled my account to add funds automatically; if that was the case, I would had to have my credit card still on file.
 [05:23:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I had an okay day; I took a day of rest and fished in ACCityFolk.
 [05:24:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Are you still in the USA? Last I heard from you, you said you were in Ohio, right?
 [05:25:17] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You are still welcome to come visit me at my pad and hang out when you are able to.
 [05:25:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll check in again later.
 [05:25:44] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Love and Peace.
 [14:38:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes, Chris. I'm still in America. :)
 [16:34:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
I bet fishing was really relaxing, I hope you caught a big one.
 [16:49:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, maybe you can be in the Mumble tonight?

==2009-02-03==
 [00:04:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
I hope you reply soon, most of us wanna see you today, it's fun conversing with you. :) Not alot of us are up at 5 AM. :(

==2009-02-04==
 [15:42:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie. Are you there?
 [15:43:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes.
 [15:43:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [15:43:30] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool. How are you?
 [15:43:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm great, yourself?
 [15:43:47] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm safe and well.
 [15:43:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
did you get my recent PSN message?
 [15:44:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hm? I've not logged into PSN as of late.
 [15:44:09] '''BlueSpike:'''
Let me check.
 [15:44:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
okay. I've noticed you were logged out for about 37 hours or so.
 [15:44:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah, I was taking a bit of a break from the PS3.
 [15:45:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I see.
 [15:45:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay, I'm gonna read the message.
 [15:45:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:o !</nowiki>
 [15:45:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
Awesome!
 [15:46:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, thank you sooo much! <3
 [15:46:03] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [15:46:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
So, how was your day?
 [15:46:33] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Consider it me giving back a bit for your loyalty and all that. Okay.
 [15:46:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
My day was okay.
 [15:46:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
Aweosme to hear. :)
 [15:47:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe you can perhaps join Mumble tonight? You know, maybe in an hour, two maybe?
 [15:47:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll try to make it.
 [15:47:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool. :)
 [15:47:51] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Anyway, all things considered, I fully trust you now.
 [15:47:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm downloading Burnout now, BTW. :)
 [15:48:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm very happy to see you understand I'm a gal-pal worth trusting. :)
 [15:48:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
BRB
 [15:48:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
ok.
 [15:48:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Yes. Also, we at least can have confidential messages between you and me on the PSN.
 [15:50:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
Back.
 [15:51:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
So, how's Sarah?
 [15:51:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
which one? Panda or Sarah-May?
 [15:51:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
Panda.
 [15:52:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I have not heard from her in over a week or two. All I've been able to hear about that were the words from that Doof, Clyde.
 [15:52:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
I hate Clyde so much. >:(
 [15:52:47] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
He says that she is with him and such. I'm not believing it until I hear it from Sarah-Heart herself.
 [15:53:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
I hope she still loves you. :(
 [15:53:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
So at this time, I am emotionally in a spot of confusion, because I do not know for sure.
 [15:53:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
I wouldn't want that jerk, Clyde, to ruin what was such a great relationship.
 [15:53:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I pray she does too.
 [15:53:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You're preachin' to the choir.
 [15:54:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [15:54:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Let me go off-topic for a bit. Are you still planning to come visit and hang out with me?
 [15:54:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
Is it bad to wish death upon Clyde? :(
 [15:54:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
And yes, I'm planning to.
 [15:54:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's somewhat harder than I thought getting the money, though.
 [15:55:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I hear you. And I look forward to your visit whenever you can make the trip.
 [15:55:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
As do I. :)
 [15:55:41] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Also, IMHO, he deserves it WORST.
 [15:55:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah. :)
 [15:55:59] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
so I feel it's right at the moment.
 [15:56:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
I actually have a hunch he may be actually homosexual.
 [15:56:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
And just trying to make you angry!
 [15:56:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
But I'm not a man who likes to keep rage constantly in my heart.
 [15:56:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
probably.
 [15:56:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
I understand completely. :)
 [15:56:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
But I do not know for sure until I hear from Panda.
 [15:57:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
On the flip-side, Sarah May has been most confiding and helpful for me.
 [15:57:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
I've heard. :)
 [15:57:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I would say more about it, but apparently the Trolls can see what I type on Skype.
 [15:57:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
Really? :o
 [15:57:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I hope I haven't said too much.
 [15:57:37] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yes.
 [15:57:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
I see why you want to use PSN!
 [15:57:46] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
or the Wii Network.
 [15:57:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
Smart idea. :)
 [15:57:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
She and I have exchanged Wii Console Numbers.
 [15:57:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool.
 [15:58:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and I have a WiiSpeak now.
 [15:58:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool. :)
 [15:58:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm..
 [15:58:38] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I have been unable to schedule a Home meeting lately, but I'll let you know on the PSN when I do.
 [15:58:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
Somehow, I just started to wonder what it'd be like to have a child. And cool, I'm looking forward to the next meeting.
 [15:58:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [15:59:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:) R U thinkin' a child with me?</nowiki>
 [15:59:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe. ;)
 [16:00:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
If Panda doesn't get there first, then 100 percent, yes. :)
 [16:00:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
lol. I can't say for certain at the moment about that. But I would honestly invite you for a do and a threesome after I lose my Virginity.
 [16:00:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
I don't know about a threesome, I need to think about it a little. >.>
 [16:00:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
But it does sound fun.
 [16:01:06] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I am willing to share a fantasy with you, and even any Trolls watching can quote me on this...
 [16:01:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [16:02:21] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
When I have a threesome with two women, and that is the only type of Threesome I would Want ever, I'd like the two women to do the scissor-position that I've heard about, but I'd put my dick in between the kissing Vaginas. ;)
 [16:02:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
My brother, the troll, keeps telling me to type awful things. :(
 [16:02:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
And it sounds nice, Chris. :)
 [16:02:58] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Tell your Bro to BACK OFF.
 [16:03:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
He won't listen to me. :(
 [16:03:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe you could try? :o
 [16:03:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
I could let him type to you if you wish.
 [16:03:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
?
 [16:03:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hnn?
 [16:03:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes.
 [16:04:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
Me and him can hear you.
 [16:04:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
He's laughing. :(
 [16:04:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
He's pushing me off!
 [16:04:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hey, dummy.
 [16:04:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's me.
 [16:04:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
So, you think you're smart?
 [16:04:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm rubber, you're glue?
 [16:04:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
Don't make me laugh.
 [16:05:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
You really are stupid.
 [16:05:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
Well, I do like South Park.
 [16:05:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm.
 [16:05:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
Alright, fine.
 [16:05:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll leave you be.
 [16:06:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll let Julie back on.
 [16:06:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi, Chris. :)
 [16:06:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie.
 [16:06:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I've just ended the call.
 [16:06:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
Sorry about my brother, he's a jerk. >:(
 [16:06:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
And I know.
 [16:06:57] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I hear you. But I can take abuse like a stone wall.
 [16:07:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
I know, but me..Not so much. :(
 [16:07:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
So, I was out of the room to vent, what did you say to him?
 [16:08:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Just telling him off with Kenny and Cartman impersonations.
 [16:08:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
I wish I could of heard you tell him off. :(
 [16:08:37] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and I also told him that I did you a favor.
 [16:08:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
What did he say? He closed the window before I got back on.
 [16:08:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
He said alright, I'll let you be.
 [16:09:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Window?
 [16:09:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
why didn't he use the door?
 [16:09:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
The skype chat window.
 [16:09:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
oh.
 [16:09:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I see.
 [16:09:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
I think he erased some of the history, too. :(
 [16:09:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
That jerk, I hate him so freaking much!
 [16:10:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll be happy to never have to see him again after I move in at a Hotel in Virgina. :)
 [16:10:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I hear you. did you tell your family about how you feel about him.
 [16:10:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
No, but he won't listen anyway. :(
 [16:11:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I see. Wow! a hotel. how will you make the rent?
 [16:11:37] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'd think an apartment would be more suitable, with monthly rates.
 [16:11:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm not sure, I'm still trying to figure that out. :(
 [16:11:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah, I meant to say apartment.
 [16:12:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm still getting used to living in America.
 [16:12:05] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool.
 [16:12:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Refresh my memory, how old are you?
 [16:12:26] '''BlueSpike:'''
19, why?
 [16:12:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
just checking.
 [16:13:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
how far did you get education-wise?
 [16:13:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
I haven't gotten far into that, yet.
 [16:13:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
As far as right now, I'm working small jobs, before I do anything else.
 [16:13:41] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
were you in High School before you moved to the USA?
 [16:13:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes, I was.
 [16:14:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
that's good. graduated?
 [16:14:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yup.
 [16:14:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Excellent.
 [16:14:25] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
At least you have that feather in your cap.
 [16:14:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yup. :)
 [16:14:57] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
What kind of skills you have do you feel would work best for you in a job? Or in another way to put it, what is your dream job?
 [16:15:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm...
 [16:15:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
My dream job..
 [16:15:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
you all are welcome. :)
 [16:15:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
I guess maybe a Doctor.
 [16:15:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
good.
 [16:15:52] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You can get proper education towards being a doctor at like PVCC or UVA here, and get a degree.
 [16:16:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
Ah, cool!
 [16:16:21] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
a feather in Charlottesville's Cap is having UVA basically in the backyard.
 [16:16:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
but PVCC is cool too.
 [16:16:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll BRB again, sorry. But please, keep going on what other things I can do in America. I'm starting to grow fond of this country.
 [16:16:45] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [16:17:21] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Off the top of my head, I can't really say. But there are LOTS to do here.
 [16:18:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
At least there is the freedom our american forefathers fought hard for to earn.
 [16:18:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Back.
 [16:18:44] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
more than in other countries (with none in my head, but in general anyway).
 [16:18:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
And yes, it is very nice. :)
 [16:19:29] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You arrived from a country with less freedoms, I hear, although the name escapes me.
 [16:20:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Molvania, remember?
 [16:20:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [16:20:29] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Molvania, Yes. I remember it was _____vania.
 [16:20:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Molvania. I will imprint that into my memory.
 [16:20:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
Thank you. :)
 [16:21:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I do remember hearing from your relatives that I have heavy fan support for Sonichu and Rosechu there.
 [16:22:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes, quite.
 [16:22:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [16:23:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I want to let you know, Julie, that I feel really flattered that you came all the way from Molvania to meet me. :)
 [16:23:26] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's honestly my pleasure. :)
 [16:24:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I was also reminded of that pleasure of having someone come from far away to meet someone else from the anime I've started downloading from the PSN, "Shuffle".
 [16:24:08] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
It's fun.
 [16:24:09] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [16:24:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I have about the first six episodes so far.
 [16:24:26] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool, I should check it out online some time. :)
 [16:24:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
BTW, which country is your PSN account linked to?
 [16:25:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
I set it to US when I registered, I figured it'd be better to do as such.
 [16:26:03] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I see. Did you have your PS3 before you left Molvania?
 [16:28:05] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
or did you get your PS3 after you've arrived in the USA?
 [16:30:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Julie?
 [16:36:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
Sorry about that.
 [16:36:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
I was called for something by my brother.
 [16:36:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
He needed help with something.
 [16:36:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
But I'm back now. :)
 [16:36:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
ok.
 [16:36:45] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool.
 [16:36:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
Anyway, I had it before I left, yes. And I got it after I arrived.
 [16:37:22] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Okay, so you didn't register until after you've arrived in the US?
 [16:37:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
I registered it before I left.
 [16:37:51] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
ah.
 [16:37:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
I just set it to US instead of Molvania, which I don't think was on the list.
 [16:38:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I see.
 [16:38:05] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and I hear you.
 [16:38:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm not sure why, it's a very small country.
 [16:38:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
So, anything you wanna talk about?
 [16:38:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
just like Ruckersvills is a Smallville, neighbored by Charlottesville.
 [16:38:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah, I suppose. :)
 [16:39:21] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Was Molvania neighbored by Germany or which country?
 [16:40:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes, Germany was one of them.
 [16:40:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Ah. Cool.
 [16:40:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Did you say you liked "Family Guy"?
 [16:40:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm so happy to be here in America. :)
 [16:41:05] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
me2
 [16:41:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
And yes, I do. I was able to watch it online while I was in Molvania. :)
 [16:41:25] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool.
 [16:41:33] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
which character do you like best?
 [16:41:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm...
 [16:41:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'd say I like Brian the best.
 [16:41:52] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You know I like Megan Marie Griffin the best.
 [16:41:58] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Brian is a cool dog.
 [16:42:09] '''BlueSpike:'''
I wish I had one like him. :)
 [16:42:22] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
"Hey, Barkeep, whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?"
 [16:42:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
I LOVED that. :)
 [16:43:08] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
that quote is popular from Brian, granted it was not portrayed as a catchphrase.
 [16:43:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm.
 [16:43:29] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I mean he dosen't say it that often.
 [16:43:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah.
 [16:43:59] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
what of Brian do you like best?
 [16:44:09] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
personality trait or something like that.
 [16:44:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm..
 [16:44:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
I don't know, actually.
 [16:44:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
He's just a character I like, I need to think why.
 [16:44:38] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
it's cool.
 [16:44:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
Because I think he's somewhat funny, I suppose.
 [16:45:38] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I like Megan, because she IS a pretty woman, although she is portrayed as not as such and gets the raw end of the deal. I feel for her, and I really liked her charming personality.
 [16:45:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
I like Megan too. :)
 [16:46:19] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
BTW, do you have a picture of yourself you can send to me over Skype now?
 [16:46:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
Sadly, not as of yet.
 [16:46:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
I have no camera or pictures to send. :(
 [16:47:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll try to get a camera, though.
 [16:47:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
That's okay.
 [16:47:05] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
ok.
 [16:47:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
you can get a disposable digital camera; they sell those at drug stores like CVS or Walgreens.
 [16:47:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
I should.
 [16:47:44] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
with a USB cable to transfer the pics to PC or maybe PS3.
 [16:47:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hey, when do you think you can join the Mumble?
 [16:48:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll show up about 8PM tonight, is that cool?
 [16:48:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
est
 [16:48:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
8PM sounds wonderful. :)
 [16:48:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
okay.
 [16:49:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I gtg do some things in ACCityFolk and stuff. I'll TTYL.
 [16:49:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [16:49:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
<3
 [16:49:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Love and Peace.
 [18:53:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, you there? :)
 [20:09:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm here now. :)
 [21:24:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie.
 [21:31:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm sorry about not being present sooner, I kinda feel asleep. :(
 [21:32:03] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
It's okay.
 [21:46:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Maybe, we can race on Burnout
 [21:46:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah, I'd enjoy that. :)
 [21:51:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
I guess I'll talk to you later, Chris. :)
 [21:51:59] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Yeah, I'll check in again later, either on here or on PSN.
 [21:52:06] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
be sure to be logged in.
 [21:52:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
TTYL
 [21:52:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)

{{FanChats}}

[[Category: BlueSpike Skype Logs]]

BlueSpike Skype Logs 2

2011-01-11T01:31:19Z

MachPunch:

{{quote|It's my representation of me stompin' on the [[Troll]]'s [[Dick]]s. They come to me; I'll send them to the hospital, but the vasectomy would have ALREADY been executed.|Christopher C.W.C.}}

==2009-01-19==
 [19:33:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
Uh-oh, Chris..I sent an e-mail to one of your accounts! Does that mean the mean [[trolls]] are gonna get it?
 [19:33:58] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie. No, I do not think so; I've had my account closed and just reponed it; I think you're safe.
 [19:34:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
I hope so. D:
 [19:34:25] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
No worries. :D
 [19:34:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
So, I just saw your [[CWC Update 18 January 2009|new video]]. Way to go!
 [19:34:38] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yep
 [19:35:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
What is it you stepped on, though? I can't tell what it is. :O
 [19:35:30] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
the [[dildo]] I had received FREE with an order from adameve.com.
 [19:35:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, okay. I was just curious what it was.
 [19:35:44] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Never used it; Never will.
 [19:35:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
That's awesome to hear. ;D
 [19:36:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
It's my representation of me stompin' on the Troll's Dicks. They come to me; I'll send them to the hospital, but the vasectomy would have ALREADY been executed.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' with my FOOT with my SHOE.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Cool!
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Chris, is there anything I can do to make you feel better? You shouldn't be stressed out because of those [[jerks]]. :(
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I will be fine, but thank you for your concern. I am saving myself for [[Sarah]] C McK; I can still appreciate a friendly visit from you, if you're still planning to visit me.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I knew you're saving yourself, I meant maybe we can play some games. >.>
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes, we can.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Yay!
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I have multiple [[Guitar]]s for any [[Sony|PS2 or 3]] [[Guitar Hero]] games.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Cool!
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Once I get the money to take a trip to [[Virginia]], I'll be there in a heartbeat!
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I see. What are you doing to raise the money for the trip?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I got some money from a friend, I might get a job while I'm here.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' You're currently in Ohio, right?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Yup.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' did you know, and you can find this on ANY [[USA]] map, but you are JUST North-West of Virginia, with ONLY West Virginia in between the two states.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' ?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Oh!
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I never looked at a USA map!
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I should of, I had no idea!
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' You can get a map to my address from your current address on mapquest.com and porbably drive here.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' *probably
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I'll look it up later.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' But I have a question.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' you do have my address, right?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Who is this [[Clyde Cash]] fellow in the IRC?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' And yes, I do.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' cool.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Clyde, was POSING as [[Jason Kendrick Howell]]/[[Gregg Mays]], who hacked into my Triopd accounts and recently into my AOL account; he has informed me that he is the OLDER brother of [[Ryan Cash]]; the suicider who did himself in over the ONE TIME I said that I would quit drawing comics in protest against the E.D. Page.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Uh-oh.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' He must be mad at you because of what Ryan did...:(
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Did he say anything to you?
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I did apologize.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' as you may have seen in the [[YouTube]] Video.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I did.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' He didn't threaten you, did he? :O
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I have received an anonymous phone call on my cell from some guy in Louisville, Kentucky; found the state from his 502 area code, saying that Clyde may kill off my family and whatnot, but I see it as only an idle threat.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Uh-oh..
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I'll pray for your safety, Chris.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I appreciate that, thank you.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm going to go to the police about it soon.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm not too worried about it. Although I think it would probably be advisable to do another video addressing Clyde and further apologize for his brother's [[death]].
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' That may be the best idea.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Perhaps you should do the video first and maybe he'll accept your apoligy? :O
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' ttyl
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Okay.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' !
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' We're fighting Clyde Cash in the IRC! Can you help us, Chris?
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' not right now, I have a spot of mess to clean up in the kitchen.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' But...Clyde..Okay..
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' But there's nothing we can do!
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I'm scared!
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Can't you clean up later?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' He says he knows where I am..
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Please, CHris..
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' He-he says he's going to visit me...
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Chris, you really need to help..I'm scared..
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Chris, he said he's going to rape me.....
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Please..He's telling me he already got [[Panda]]..
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' He's just shooting off empty smoke; let it pass.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' He PMed me my street..
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Please, Chris. You need to help us.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I'm worried.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' where do I go for the IRC?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' [[sonichu.info]]
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' that's where the chat is
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Sonichu.info is NOW obsolete as well for the [[Sonichu]] Site.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' but I'll be there.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Thank you so much.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Chris, I saw everything..Do you want to vent out to me?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Tell me how you feel.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm okay; [[Sarah May]] is helping me cope with the aftermath.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Aww, I was hoping I could be useful to you. ;-; Can I still help? I really wanna be of some help after that.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' You are still helpful to me.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Then please, let me prove that I can be great help.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Please, vent to me. I want to help as much as possible.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Tell me how you feel, and I'll share with you my feelings, which are true.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' You are a trusted [[gal-pal]], and I know in my heart that you will continue to hold up your true feelings for me, and defend for my own as well, and I thank you for that.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' You're welcome, I should be thanking you.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Let me know if you need ANYTHING, I'll be there.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' :)
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' :)
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'll let you thank me for visiting me the earliest chance you get.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I'm still trying.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' and I humbly thank you, and I am proud of you for trying.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Thank you, I am also proud of YOU for telling those trolls how you felt.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I try and do when I have to.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'll check in again with you later.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Okay.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' TTYL.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' May I ask what you're going to do now? Are you going to confront the trolls further in another video? Or anything else?
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I have a plan, and I will let you know soon enough about it.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Alright.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' If you need to contact me, try calling. I'll most likely notice that quickly.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I can't talk as well, but it'll ease you from typing.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' okay.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Would you like to call now?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I'd like to talk to you if you wish.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' it's okay; I'm not up for it right now; my mother just vented her stress off onto me from these same matters and cleaning up stuff and being old.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I see. :(
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' but there will still be the times in the future and when you come to visit me.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' :)
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' There will.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I promise you that.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I'll do everything in my power.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' cool. :)
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' do you have a [[webcam]]?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Sadly, no. :(
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Why?
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm thinkin' of callin' you anyway, just to hear you for a bit.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Still, no mic. Remember? It'd be nice to hear you though. :)
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I hear you; it was that you said that I could call you; I had thought you had a mic at least.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Not yet. :(
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I'd still love a call though, you could talk.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'll check in again later.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Okay.

==2009-01-20==

 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Hi Chris. :)
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Hey, [[Julie]]. How are you?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I'm awesome, thanks for asking!
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' How are you?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Chris, Clyde is back and he says he wants to talk to you. Do I tell him no? Some people say they're getting real offended..
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I'm sorry to bother you with this..
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' But only you can speak to him, he muted the rest of us.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' He keeps saying what he did..
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' He keeps spreading [[lies]]. :(
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I'm really worried.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Chris, I hope your there..
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I'm just gonna check.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Please pick up..:(
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Let me know when you get back..
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Chris, I vomitted because of the terror..
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Help me..please..
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Chris, I hope your there..I'm scared.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Chris, Panda is in the IRC, she wishes to talk to you.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Panda's getting kind of antsy, she really wants to talk to you in IRC.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' :(
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' You must be away, maybe sleeping. I hope you get here soon. :(
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Julie, are you watching this IRC chat?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Yes, I am..
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' It really is Panda, the IP doesn't lie.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm not certain; I'll believe it when she gets on Skype.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Okay..
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I'm sorry that this happened, Chris.:(
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' It's hard for me to believe in the IRC; an IP address can copied and pasted from weeks to months ago.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' It's okay, and if it is true, I will still accept and welcome her caringly and lovingly with open arms.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' No, I was here when Panda came in.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' It truly is her.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I'm glad to see you'll still love her.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Or at least accept what she has done.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' it was NOT her fault.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I never said it was.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' D:
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I'm truly sorry.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' It's okay, and I did not mean to say it that way.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' No, it's okay.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I understand how you feel.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' thank you.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Chris..having only a [[mother]]/[[father]] instead of both can be bad for the child..

==2009-01-21==
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Hi, Chris.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' :)
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Hey, whatcha doing?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' You gave the rights of Sonichu to CLYDE CASH!?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Clyde's taken away the rights to Sonichu, he says in the IRC. :(
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Chris, I'm wondering, are you there?
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Hey, Julie. I have NEVER given any Sonichu Rights to Clyde; that is a HUGE LIE.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' That's what it said on Sonichu.info...Huh..
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' He obviously copied the video I previously Uploaded onto YouTube, but I deleted the video Last Sunday.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' No problem; I will make a NEW video clearing up the issue.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Maybe you could come into the chat? Some of us would like to talk about the current status of Sonichu.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' The details are still unconfirmed, but I Promise You All that The [[TRUE]] Sonichu Site will be Re-Uploaded soon.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I understand after checking the horrid fake (sadly that's the only way to the chat), I notice the link isn't there. But I can provide a link to get there if you wish.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' that's okay; I still have work to do. I'll TTYL.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Oh okay.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' :(
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' But I insist, please?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' http://sonichunet.110mb.com/chat.htm
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' There's the link if you want to come in.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Clyde keeps challenging you. :(
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' None of us can even talk anymore.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Clyde and you are the only that can speak in the IRC.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' He keeps telling me that he's questioning your sexuality, I'm sorry. Some even believe it..He's telling me to ask you to 'Show your fangs'..
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Chris, would you like to vent to me? Either text or in a call..I want to help.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm a bit busy at the moment.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Okay, I understand.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Chris, I think [[sonichu.com]] is already owned. It redirects to that SLANDEROUS article on [[ED]].
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I did not mean "Sonichu.com" literally
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Oh.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' What did you mean then?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' As far as I know, .org .net and .com are taken, the 3 most used ones.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' You'll find out after the Sonichusite is reuploaded.

==2009-01-22==

 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I look forward to it. :)
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Chris, you know I'm a trusted gal-pal. I know this is hard for you to talk about, but tell me, please. I know about the man downstairs bending over, I want to know what happened. Please do not get mad, I'm only curious.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I figured you may be more willing to tell a trusted gal-pal as myself than the whole IRC.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I PROMISE I will not tell a soul.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' It's okay. All I could do there was try to drill an understanding through their thick skulls. I am not discouraged if I could not.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' So, do you feel like you could tell me?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Again, it's safe with me. Nobody will EVER know.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I basically told all there was to tell about that situation in the IRC, so I'm currently good.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Alright, though I'm really curious. Please, let me know some time.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I'm sorry to be so curious about such a personal matter. :(
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' it's alright. Thank you. :)
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' :)
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' for caring
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Any time.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Any time you need help, I'll be there.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' actually, can you recommend a website hosting site, other than Tripod?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Geocities is good.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Thank you. I will look into it.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Okay.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Hello, Chris! :)
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Hi, Chris!

''Continued in [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 3]]''

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[[Category: BlueSpike Skype Logs]]

BlueSpike Skype Logs

2011-01-11T01:30:59Z

MachPunch:

The '''[[BlueSpike]] Skype conversations''' took place from [[January 2009|January]] to [[February 2009]].

{{quote|Please pray for my recovery, and pray for [[Jason]]'s [[Death]].|Christopher C.W.C.}}

==Chat logs==
===4 January===
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Hi!
 [00:22:20] '''BlueSpike:''' I have news!
 [00:22:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
Rebecca's father, the diplomat, got me an [[america]]n passport and a green card!
 [00:23:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
And he's flying me out on his jet to Washington DC!
 [00:23:07] '''BlueSpike:''' :)
 [00:24:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
Then after I land I'll be bussing to where my relatives live in Ohio!
 [00:25:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
I went to DC first so I could get my Green Card.

===6 January===

 [00:26:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm in America now, Ohio to be exact! I'm with my relatives from [[Molvania]].
 [00:31:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
Are you there?
 [00:35:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
I read the [[PSN]] messages..
 [00:35:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
What are you talking about?
 [00:35:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
I didn't join [[Sonichu Girls]].
 [00:36:39] '''BlueSpike:''' :(
 [00:53:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
And I understand the misdeed I've done.
 [00:53:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'd like to apoligize.
 [00:54:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
Though all I did was bring you here like twice.
 [00:54:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
I wasn't there for some times you were here.
 [00:54:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
I was told that someone else was using my name...?
 [00:55:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
Plus my older brother was using my computer, and he's [[gay]]...he said he was 'trulling'?
 [00:55:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
He wasn't very clear.
 [00:56:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
OMG! I just asked him about it! He said it was him doing some of this!
 [00:57:47] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I accept your apology.
 [00:58:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
Thank you. :)
 [00:59:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
May I ask who gave you the logs, or would you like to keep it to yourself?
 [00:59:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
Also, I hit my brother upside the head for what he did. >:O
 [01:00:06] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
It's okay. it was my [[Sweetheart]], [[Panda]].
 [01:00:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
It was right what she did.
 [01:02:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
[[Julie]], listen, I've promised my heart and my [[virgin]]ity to Panda, confidentially aka IRL, [[Sarah Cassandra McKenzie]], but if it's any consolation, after our first time, she is willing to do a threesome. Aside from that, I'd still like to meet you, as Guy and [[Gal-Pal]]s.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I apologize for getting carried away with my flirtatious moments.
 [01:03:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
I accept your apology.
 [01:03:46] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
when I found the Sonichu Girls Forum, I had learned that a [[Robert Simmons V|Sonichu Guy fan]] went saved up and met Sarah.
 [01:05:05] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I felt uncertain, because of the possible temptations, but Last Friday, she had informed me that she is able to come to me IRL as soon as February (Confidentially), and that she has not had sex with that guy, saving herself up for me. :)
 [01:05:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
Sounds like a true love story to me! :)
 [01:06:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Listen, I would like you, not your brother, to get in touch with Panda (I assume you know her e-mail); tell her about him pretending to be you, and proving yourself truthfully.
 [01:06:43] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Yes. :)
 [01:06:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
I wouldn't dare let my brother, also, I actually don't know Panda's email. :(
 [01:06:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
And yes to what?
 [01:07:09] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
that it is a True [[Love]] Story.
 [01:07:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh. :)
 [01:07:47] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
pandahalo@gmail.com. and do not say you got the e-mal address from me.
 [01:08:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm? Why? And I'll email her.
 [01:08:57] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
anyway, she and I have gotten to know each other for over four months now; we've chatted and Talked; heard each other's honest voices, and we've shared a lot between each other.
 [01:09:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
I see! I wouldn't want to ruin that relationship.
 [01:09:12] '''BlueSpike:''' :)
 [01:09:21] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
thank you.
 [01:09:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
Any time.
 [01:10:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll try to email Panda ASAP.
 [01:10:03] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I will repromote you in the Home Club next time I get on there.
 [01:10:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
okay, and you take care.
 [01:10:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
Thanks. :)
 [01:10:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
Bye!
 [01:11:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
Some people are telling me that they want me to invite you to the IRC, should I tell them you boycotted it?
 [01:12:21] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
no, don't tell them that. Just them that after having uploaded the comic, I'm taking a bit of time for myself.
 [01:12:38] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and for Sarah.
 [01:12:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' :)
 [01:12:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [01:12:48] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Peace.
 [01:12:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
Bye!
 [01:12:54] '''BlueSpike:''' :)
 [01:30:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
Can I ask if maybe you're talking to your true sweetheart, Sarah, now?
 [01:31:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
Just asking for the sake of asking. :)
 [01:33:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, BTW. Could you ask her if I got my email?
 [01:33:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
She got my email?*
 [01:45:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, Panda replied saying that she needs to talk to you by e-mail, she's being harassed by [[trolls]].
 [03:34:26] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hey, I have a question. If Panda had these logs, why didn't she show them to you earlier? I just thought of it, like a Random Access Memory.

===7 January===

 [08:47:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi!
 [08:48:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
How's it going?

===8 January===

 [10:02:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hey, what happened to [[Sonichu.net]]? :(
 [10:04:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's acting strange, like it won't load the pictures..
 [22:37:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hey. :) I'm enjoying Ohio, and the technolgy it brings to me. But I have a question...I know that people have impersonated you before, how am I sure you're for real? :( Do you think there's a way I could tell you're the real deal? I'd love to be ensured that you're the true Christan Weston Chandler. :)
 [22:37:45] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie. That's no problem.
 [22:38:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi!
 [22:38:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
I have no microphone for my computer at the moment. :(
 [22:38:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh.
 [22:38:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
Let me open the window again.
 [22:39:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes!
 [22:39:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
I see you've been playing your [[Wii]]! :)
 [22:39:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool!
 [22:39:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
I've been considering getting a Wii now I'm in the states.
 [22:39:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Wait, what are you going to update? I didn't catch that.
 [22:39:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, okay.
 [22:40:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
Ah, yes. That is true.
 [22:40:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm.
 [22:40:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes.
 [22:40:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
I have not seen him today yet, however.
 [22:40:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
Perhaps.
 [22:40:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
I too have only heard his/her voice.
 [22:41:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
But he's trustworthy.
 [22:41:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
434-760-0848 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting 434-760-0848 end_of_the_skype_highlighting begin_of_the_skype_highlighting 434-760-0848 end_of_the_skype_highlighting, and my address is [[14 Branchland Ct.]] [[Ruckersville]], VA
 [22:41:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool!
 [22:41:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll try to get a [[car]] soon.
 [22:41:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay!
 [22:41:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
Bye!
 [22:41:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [22:42:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
Take care!
 [22:42:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
u2
 [22:48:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
After looking back at what I said, I think I made a mistake. You see, in my country, we do not refer to people by gender. Sometimes I get confused with he or she, I miss home, I suppose. But yes, Cameron is indeed a female.

===10 January===

 [01:14:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
Trying to restore your website?
 [13:30:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm working on it.
 [13:31:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool. :)
 [18:00:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie.
 [18:01:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I just thought I'd check in; I've just read and replied to Anneke's message on the Sonichu Girls Forum. No offense, but while I was able to comprehend some of what she told me over the phone, I miscomprehended some, but after reading the message, I fully understand what she said now.
 [18:02:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I look forward to your visit, and I will treat you well, like a friend. :)
 [18:02:47] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Please call me on my cell when you come into Virginia.
 [18:02:58] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Love and Peace. ;)

===11 January===

 [02:10:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
What's going on? :)

===13 January===

 [14:49:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
I miss you, Chris. I haven't talked to you for a short while. :(

===17 January===

 [03:08:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie. well, right now I'm dealing with a change from Sonichu.NET to Sonichu.INFO, because [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], the Troll behind the [[ED|E.D.]] page Hacked into my Tripod Account a Second Time. I have created a NEW Tripod account to put [[Sonichu.info]] on, and I will close the OLD Tripod account just after I get the Password recovered.
 [08:39:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, I'm sorry I wasn't able to reply. I was so tired when I got home (After walking around a bit, I like the area near my house.).

===18 January===

 [01:08:41] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie. the [[Sonichu & Rosechu Site]] is down for a count, thanks to that bastard, [[Jason Kendrick Howell]].
 [01:08:48] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I am trying to calm myself down and think this through.
 [01:09:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Please pray for my recovery, and pray for Jason's Death.
 [01:09:44] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Love and Peace.
 [13:17:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll pray for your recovery, Chris.
 [13:17:20] '''BlueSpike:''' :)
 [13:17:29]'''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Thank you. :)
 [13:17:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll always be there.
 [13:18:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
Is there anything I can do to help?
 [13:18:53] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll get back to you on that, and I will keep you in mind on that.
 [13:19:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [13:21:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay, I tried to recover a password for your AOL, [[chris-chan Sonichu|chrischansonichu]]. Try the password rc2296.
 [13:21:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
I hope it's right, it's just what I was able to get at an attempt at cracking the code.
 [13:22:30] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
it's cool. I have temporarily closed the ChrisChanSonichu account to discourage the Trolls.
 [13:22:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [13:23:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
I think they hacked it anyway, I'm not sure. I'm guessing what the heartless trolls would do.
 [13:23:25] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yes.
 [13:24:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
Wait, what email will you use, then?
 [13:24:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
for now, we can talk on Skype, but I do have a back-up e-mail address.
 [13:25:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
Awesome, what is it? I want to know in case I need to send an e-mail for whatever reason.
 [13:25:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'd rather not at the moment.
 [13:25:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
I understand 100%.
 [13:26:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You can still message me on Skype and PSN.
 [13:26:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay, cool.
 [13:26:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I GTG, I'll TTYL.
 [13:26:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [13:26:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Love and Peace.
 [13:26:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
Bye!
 [13:26:16] '''BlueSpike:''' :D
 [14:19:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe you should make a video telling those mean trolls you won't succumb to their awful attacks! Maybe that'll show them. You need to show them who's boss, put them in their place! You can't let them get away with this!
 [16:07:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
I can't believe Jason is gonna sell the site!
 [16:07:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm going to try to attack his computer!
 [16:10:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, is that okay with you? Or do you want me to leave him alone for now?
 [17:06:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, just remember. If you ever need to relax, I could help you.
 [23:48:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hey Chris, what's up? :)

''Continued in [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 2]]''

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2011-01-11T01:30:56Z

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2011-01-11T01:29:41Z

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BlueSpike PSN Chat 4

2011-01-11T01:28:41Z

MachPunch:

'''BlueSpike PSN Chat 4''' was the fourth [[PlayStation Network]] chat between "[[Julie]]" ([[BlueSpike]]) and [[Chris]], held on 20 [[February 2009]].

==Summary==
In this recording, Chris reveals that his [[Barbara|mother]] has a low opinion of his Internet friends and demands that her son fetch her drinks. Chris, being Chris, neglects his mother and forces her to do things for herself.

Don't miss Chris displaying an odd moment of clarity when he expresses incredulity at Julie forgetting what degree she had earned, an 'I see what you did there' moment involving a German phrase and Chris describing what provoked his...um, naval response.

==Transcript==

'''Julie:''' What are you doing?

'''Chris:''' I was just about to, uh, check the BBC channel so I can digitally record tonight's episode of [[Monty Python]].

'''Julie:''' Ah, alright.

'''Julie:''' So, um...

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Julie:''' You were going to read the letter, weren't you?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. You want me to read it on the, uh, [[YouTube]].

'''Julie:''' Um, well I wasn't going towards that, but I guess you can read it on YouTube if you want.

'''Chris:''' Well you mean you're not forcing me to?

'''Julie:''' No, I'm not forcing you to, but I'd really like you to read it on the YouTube.

'''Chris:''' Alright. (partially inaudible, sounds like 'I didn't get it.')

'''Julie:''' Hmm.

'''Chris:''' Oh! (clattering, overlapping loud noises) Oh, I, uh, my father wanted me to ask you, uh, how are you on your education level? What's the highest you've accomplished so far, or are you still going to college?

'''Julie:''' I finished college.

'''Chris:''' Oh, you finished it?

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' That's good. What degree did you get?

'''Julie:''' I forget. I'm too lazy to check, I'm sorry.

'''Chris:''' You ''forgot'' what degree you got?

'''Julie:''' Yeah, it's been been kinda like...I dunno, I have a short term memory span.

'''Chris:''' Oh. So it's like you got to have things written down for ya sometimes, huh?

'''Julie:''' Yeah. I'll look it up later, though.

'''Chris:''' OK. So was it...it was a college over in [[Molvanîa]], wasn't it?

'''Julie:''' Wait, I finished high school. I'm sorry. I'm tired.

'''Chris:''' Oh. Oh, you finished high school?

'''Julie:''' Yeah, I haven't gone to college yet, I'm sorry. I'm kinda tired, I forgot.

'''Chris:''' It's okay.

'''Julie:''' My mind was a blur.

'''Chris:''' Okay.

'''Julie:''' What about you? You went to community college, didn't you?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I went to [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. I earned two [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design degrees]].

'''Julie:''' Hmm.

''(A woman's voice can be heard, may be Barbara's.)''

'''Chris:''' Yep.

'''Julie:''' What do you think about--

'''Chris (interrupting):''' You're like 24 years old, right?

'''Julie:''' Nah, I told you, I'm 19.

'''Chris:''' Oh, you're-you are-you are 19?

'''Julie:''' Yeah, I told you, remember?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I thought you-I realize you were either 19 or 24.

'''Julie:''' Oh.

'''Chris:''' I guess I was mistaken, my bad.

'''Julie:''' That's alright. So what did you think of the pictures?

'''Chris (sing-song)''': You sent the [[navy]].

'''Julie:''' Hm. (chuckles)

'''Chris:''' Seriously though, I loved the pictures.

'''Julie:''' Thank you.

'''Chris:''' I love to finally be able to know what you look like.

'''Julie:''' Hmm.

'''Chris:''' I'm gonna tape the letter and your pictures onto card stock and put it in a plastic sleeve so I can, uh, better preserve it for my future reference.

'''Julie:''' Ah.

'''Chris:''' Oh, uh, can your friend send me a copy of the file-the picture files in an email so I can, like, have them digitally? 'Cause I want to make a couple of them my, uh, wallpapers on my PSP and my [[PS3]].

'''Julie (puzzled):''' What? Oh, yeah. Oh, my friend. I'll try and ask. Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Alright.

'''Julie:''' I think they're stuck on her computer right now.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I kind of estimated that. That's why I said to ask her.

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Do you wa-do you want-would you like to talk to [[Bob Chandler|my father]] some tonight?

'''Julie:''' Uh, no, not tonight.

'''Chris:''' Okay. I thought of a way of how I can get [[Barbara Chandler|my mom]] up here if you want to-if you still want to meet her.

'''Julie:''' Um, sure. Alright.

'''Chris:''' Alright. Hang on just a moment here. Here's the uh, here's the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9HBzXitoGc dillio] on what I'm gonna do to get my mom up here. I'm gonna move the camera so it's angled to the couch, you know?

'''Julie:''' Well Chris, you don't need to bring her up here you can just give her the headset, couldn't you? I can talk to her on there.

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Yeah. You see, I offered her that and she refused that twice, you know, so it's best to bring her up here.

'''Julie:''' Me--I don't think...I dunno.

'''Chris:''' It'll be alright.

'''Julie:''' I'm really nervous. I don't think I want to, I'm sorry. I'm just kind of nervous.

'''Chris:''' Just kind of nervous. Well, I can understand that.

'''Julie:''' Thank you.

'''Chris:''' I respect ya. And I love you.

'''Julie:''' Hmm. So, wait, what got on [[ED]]?

'''Chris:''' Oh! Yeah, a couple of au-there were some audio files that were extracted from a couple of past chats with [[PandaHalo|Panda]] on the Skype. Including where I described the, uh, my idea of first-first sexual intercourse.

'''Julie:''' Oh. There's nothing of ours on there, is there?

'''Chris:''' By the way, this is before I met 'cha when these were record--and whatcha say?

'''Julie:''' There's nothing of ours on there, right? I don't want any trolls getting a hold of that.

'''Chris:''' Hmm. I dunno, but I hope there isn't anything of ours over there.

'''Julie:''' I can check, if you want.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, that might be a good idea.

'''Julie:''' Alright. I'll check right now.

'''Chris:''' Okay.

'''Julie:''' So, anything you want to talk about while I check?

'''Chris:''' Uh, let me see. My father wanted to know what your highest school education was.

'''Julie:''' It was high school.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. It was a high school over in Molvanîa, wasn't it?

'''Julie:''' Yeah. As and B minus.

'''Chris:''' Okay. So you were on honor roll, basically?

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' That's good. You know I was on honor roll throughout [[Providence Middle School|Providence Middle]] and [[Manchester High School]].

'''Julie:''' Hmm.

'''Chris:''' And I was on the dean's list at Piedmont. You are 19, but you'll be 20 in July?

'''Julie:''' Yup.

'''Chris:''' July 13th, wasn't it?

'''Julie:''' Yes it was.

'''Chris:''' Oh, no wait...

'''Julie:''' Wait, was it--

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, July 13th.

'''Julie:''' Yeah, July 13th.

'''Chris:''' Okay. Yeah. Remind me so I'll remember to let her know when to get you your present.

'''Julie:''' Ah, alright.

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Right. So, you said you won't be able to afford to make the trip right away...

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Tell me, how much money are you making currently at your current jobs.

'''Julie:''' Uh...not enough, Chris. Not enough. It's-it's just the economy's--the economy's so awful it's just--

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I hear you. Hmm. You're saving that though, aren't you?

'''Julie:''' Yeah. I'm making a little over minimum wage, but I don't think that's enough.

'''Chris:''' Well I tell you what, you just keep saving that and maybe you'll still be able to come in March or April.

'''Julie:''' Chris, I thought you said you were going to come to Ohio.

'''Chris (dismissively):''' Oh. Yeah, I can't come to Ohio...

'''Julie:''' But Chris, you said you would! You told me! I was so excited!

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Julie:''' Chris, I'm not gonna...you make more money than I do every month. It's... Why do you--

'''Chris (sighing):''' Okay, well...yeah. I'll plan to come to you. Alright. I'll make plans and set money aside for a road trip over to Ohio.

'''Julie:''' Thank you.

'''Chris:''' But I'm still gonna need your address so I can get directions on MapQuest.

'''Julie:''' Alright.

'''Chris:''' Like, you know, you can send that to me in a PSN message or you can spell it out for me right now and I'll write it down.

'''Julie:''' I guess I'll send you a PS...3 message.

'''Chris:''' Alright. That'll be easy to understand.

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' At least I know you're over in Cleveland, Ohio.

'''Julie:''' Uh-huh.

'''Chris:''' And there was another friend of mine--oh, I'm sorry, go ahead.

'''Julie:''' I noticed that you actually said ''Ich bin Schwule'' wrong. It's Ich bin Sch''wule''.

'''Chris:''' Oh. Okay, how is it spelled?

'''Julie:''' No-no, just-you-you have it right, up to, uh, the last part. It's Sch''wule'', not Sch''well.''

'''Chris:''' Schwule.

'''Julie:''' Yes, there we go.

'''Chris:''' So it sounds like, uh, spelled S-C-H-W-A-L?

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

[ The correct spelling would indeed be "Ich bin schwul." as "schwule" translates to "(multiple) gays". ]

'''Chris:''' Okay. I'll have to memorize that E to an A.

'''Julie:''' Yeah. So try saying it again.

'''Chris:''' ''Ich bin Schwule.''

'''Julie:''' There you go. Hmm. I love you too.

'''Chris:''' ''Ich bin Schwule'' from my heart, Julie.

'''Julie:''' Mm.

'''Chris:''' Oh, by the way you know, I have to leave the computer for a moment because my mom called me to go downstairs and she had bought me a slice of pizza when she got herself one earlier this afternoon.

'''Julie:''' Oh.

'''Chris:''' So I basically picked up my slice, put it on a plate and put it in the fridge.

'''Julie:''' Mm.

'''Chris:''' Then she also asked me to bring her down some water and Sprite.

'''Julie:''' Huh.

'''Chris:''' But, uh, but (garbled) computer (garbled) big heavy, big bulky pizza box for ya.

'''Julie:''' Ah.

'''Chris:''' -made me forget.

'''Julie:''' Ah.

'''Chris:''' And my mom ended up coming upstairs and getting a water and a Sprite.

'''Julie:''' Ah.

'''Chris:''' And she gave me a little bit of a discussion about, uh, my mom being more important than my friends.

'''Julie:''' Aww. Hey, Chris?

'''Chris:''' And also, like you know--one thing she said that kind of irritated me a bit...

'''Julie:''' Yeah?

'''Chris:''' It was like "What have those friends done for you? They haven't done anything."

'''Julie:''' That's not nice.

'''Chris:''' And then I said--

'''Julie:''' Chris, can I ask you a quick question since we're in the confidentially of, uh--

'''Chris:''' I beg to differ.

'''Julie:''' --since the PSN chat is confidential? Can I ask, who do you truly value more: your mother or me?

''(long pause)''

'''Chris:''' I value my mother very much 'cause, you know, she's my mother and I value you because you're my sweetheart to be.

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' And I'd really like to be with you or have you come to me as soon as possible. But I will plan on coming to Ohio within the next couple of months.

'''Julie:''' Aww, I was thinking you could come here for your birthday, it'd be awesome.

'''Chris:''' Hmm. I see. Yeah. I ch-I checked (garbled) not without the budget right now.

'''Julie (disappointed):''' Oh.

'''Chris:''' I'm (garbled) my next tugboat.

'''Julie:''' Alright.

'''Chris:''' And I'll be able to make the trip in March or April.

'''Julie:''' Maybe you should ask your parents what they think about it, you coming to Ohio.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Of course, first I'll have to get your address then I can get directions off of MapQuest.

'''Julie:''' Yeah, I'll send you the address. But Ohio's only like one state over, isn't it?

'''Chris:''' Uh, hang on, let me check my, uh, coin map. I got it out here in the hallway hanging on the, uh, just next door to my room. Um, actually Ohio is separated by one state between Virginia.

'''Julie:''' Huh.

'''Chris:''' Actually it's more like two. It's like one state layer. On the western part of Virginia, if you consider that small bit of edge between Ohi-between it and Ohio is Kentucky. But for the rest of the northwest of Virginia, between Ohio and Virginia, is, uh, West Virginia.

'''Julie:''' Ah. Are you go--You'll still be able to make it, right? Because I really want to see you.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I wi-I will definitely try to make plans on making the trip to come and see you. I might bring my mother with me, is that a problem or is that okay?

'''Julie:''' Well I dunno, 'cause I was thinking that when you get here...you know.

'''Chris:''' But, uh, after we meet then we get down to that I'm sure my mom will respect my privacy.

'''Julie:''' Chris, I really don't think you should bring your mother. Chris, maybe you could stay with me for a while.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I hear ya. Hmm. Something else I'll have to think about. But at least I have your pictures and your letter and all I need is your address and so I--

''(recording ends)''

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==Links==
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BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7

2011-01-11T01:28:08Z

MachPunch:

'''BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7''' was a second continuation of the third [[PlayStation Network]] chat between "[[Julie]]" ([[BlueSpike]]) and [[Chris]], held on 18 [[February 2009]].

==Summary==

* Julie apologizes for cutting Bob talk early
* Chris returns, Julie is sick of people doubting her country
* Chris says they were looking at a map
* Bob says hello, sounds very friendly, talks about how they were looking at it on a map
* Chris talks about how the map could be wrong
* Bob sounds like a grizzled war hero,the way he says USSR
* Bob says something about gypsies
* Bob talks about country shifts and says that he has been around 81 years and has watched the world change a lot -Bob says it's hard to keep track of countries
* Bob says people don't seem to care where the countries are in the world (TRUE) and that he knows a lot of them - Bob collected stamps in the 1930's; his first stamp was from Romania in 1935
* Bob has been interested in the world since he was ten years old.
* Bob believes in the United Nations while the countryside people do not feel that way
* Bob has tried to educate Christian on such matters but Chris is retarded (long story short)
* Bob is frustrated by other people not caring
* Bob says he's a loner, that he worked for GE as an engineer
* Bob has seen the world, the country
* Bob's favorite eateries are in the Cleveland, Ohio area
* Bob used to visit a Nigerian company in Cleveland's west end
* Bob recounts a Hot Dog stand, his trip there the food he liked there
* Bob has different controls in the area
* Bob worked with Goodrich and Goodyear
* Bob believes he's had an interesting life and he is very world-conscious

[6:45]

* Bob apologizes for not acknowledging Molvanîa
* Bob talks about gymnasts in Eastern Europe
* Bob asks about the black sea, Julie has to cover.
* Bob talks about our schools not teaching geography

[8:30]

* Bob retired 20 years ago and hasn't had a chance to talk to people about stuff he knows =(
* Bob had to show Chris where Australia was
* Bob likes foreign music, and has 15-20,000 music records.
* Bob likes Boogie-Woogie
* The young people aren't interested in what's around them
* Bob wishes Chris was more interested
* Wants Julie to teach Chris something
* Bob's favorite music city is Vienna, Austria
* Bob bashes them communists
* Bob asks about Molvanîan folk music
* Bob likes Tchaikovsky, a composer
* Talks about Soviet Rule
* Bob's best friends are foreigners
* Bob has controls everywhere. He has lots of friend in Australia
* Julie wants a nap
* Bob wants to talk about Julie's folk music
* Chris returns and talks about Barb being asleep and unable to talk to Julie
* Bob says Barb sleeps a lot because they're old

[13:45]

* Bob has nearly died several times, and had a lot of heart problems.
* Attributes his stamina to being Cherokee (I kind of believe him over Chris)
* Chris chimes in and says that Bob said that Chris has kept him alive
* Julie had to take a nap.
* Bob says that Julie can talk to him anytime
* Something about keeping Christian straight ????????
* Goodbyes are exchanged
* Trolls discuss love of Bob vs horrible Chris
* Troll calls this long convo 'Grandpa Trap'
* Trolls loooooooooooooove Bob
* Praise for Julie's SHOTA abilities
* A Rosechu character shows up sounding like Chris, but it's some girl who is learning about Chris
* Approve of Bob's Cherokee
* Thinks Chris takes after Bob
* Bob was happy to talk to Julie
==Transcript==
''(overlapping voices)''

'''Unknown:''' Sorry but, uh, hello.

'''Chris:''' Julie?

'''Unknown:''' HI!

'''Julie:''' Hi, Chris.

''(In the background you can hear the loud 'Hi!' from above. This feedback continues throughout the recording.)''

'''Chris:''' Oh, there you are.

''(sounds of rustling)''

'''Julie:''' I apologize for that. I'm just very fed up with people doubting Molvanîa.

'''Chris:''' Oh. He's looking at a map.

'''Julie:''' 'k.

'''Bob:''' Hang on a second.

''(tap-tap-tap, rustling, silence)''

'''Chris:''' Eh go ahead, say something, Julie.

'''Julie:''' Oh, that sounds a lot better.

'''Chris:''' Ah, there you go. Alright, here's my dad.

'''Julie (enthusiastically)''': Hello!

'''Bob (enthusiastically)''': Hello!

'''Chris:''' That's Julie Molbania. She came all the way from Molvanîa.

'''Bob:''' Molvanîa, we were just looking at it on the map. It's, uh, ah...

'''Chris (cutting in):''' ''(Indistinct)'' For your information I looked at the map with you and, uh, you know, the Czechoslovakian Republic looked like the outline of the Molvanîan map I saw on the Internet, but I could be wrong.

'''Bob:''' Anyway, next to, uh, [long string of consonant sounds, I think he's saying 'It looks like it was a part of the'] former Soviet Union. USSR.

'''Julie:''' Hmm.

'''Chris:''' (Unintelligible, sounds like 'he makes less money?')

'''Bob:''' It's gypsy country! You got gypsy violins there?

'''Julie:''' Hmm. Oh yeah, I see. 'Cause the thing is, I quit a while ago, Chris, because i-i-it I don't know why, people doubt Molvanîa so much. It's...

'''Chris:''' I was listening on my earpiece, dad.

'''Bob (matter-of-factly)''': I see.

'''Chris:''' Just to let you know.

'''Bob:''' Well. All the countries keep changing. Like I keep telling Chris, I've been around for 81 years and I've seen this world change a lot and it's hard to keep track of which countries are what countries any more or what they were earlier.

'''Julie:''' Yes, I underst-

'''Bob:''' Also a lot of people, very few people, really, seem to care what, uh, uh, where the countries of the world are, they don't even know. I happened to know a lot of 'em 'cause I collected stamps back in the 1930s.

'''Julie:''' Ah, that's interesting.

'''Bob:''' And, uh, I got my first stamp. First foreign stamp was a stamp from Romania and it shows the former child-king of Romania riding on a white horse and I guess that was 1935, 36, somewhere in there, so I...I've still got that stamp, as a matter of fact.

'''Julie:''' Ah.

'''Bob:''' But very few people really, particullary in this country, really understand the makeup of the world. I have been very interested in the world since I was 10 years old, and that was 70 years ago and, the, uh, I'm very fond of and I really truly believe in the United Nations, but you won't find anybody else in my countryside or around here, I think, that does. (laughing) But anyway, I'm very world conscious.

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And I've tried to train Christian in being conscious of the world, but it's awful hard for him to understand because he knows about Charlottesville and he knows about our little county here in [http://www.gcva.us/ Greene]. And he knows about places that are 50, 100 miles away, but he doesn't really comprehend a thing. Countries or cities or anything that's really farther away. Like I don't think he really comprehends Europe or Asia or anywhere like that and, uh, I think it hard that...most people [don't?] think about that or comprehend that. I'm kind of a loner, and I worked for General Electric while I was working as an engineer and I traveled all over the world and all over the country, which is fortunate because Christian was telling me you're up in the Cleveland area and some of my favorite eating spots are in the Cleveland area.

'''Julie:''' Ah, that's interesting.

'''Bob:''' In fact, uh, I used to go visit an engineering company called Western Engineering over in the...uh...west end of Cleveland and, uh, around the corner from Western Engineering was a little spaghetti place and hot dog place and we used to get hot dogs and beans and hot dogs and sauerkraut there every day for lunch when I went up there. And so, and out at the airport, when I used to fly into the airport I used to get there at 10 or 12 o'clock at night. I used to go to the motel there and in the motel at the airport they had a little restaurant that had the best split-pea soup you've ever seen in your life. I spent a lot of time in Cleveland and, ah, I got a lot of controls around there.

'''Julie:''' Huh.

'''Bob:''' Automation of different types of industries. Like I worked a lot with Goodrich and Goodyear down in Akron and at Kent, down in Kent University<ref>Site of the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_State_University#Kent_State_Massacre 1970 Kent State massacre]</ref>. I have a whole bunch of controls for GE down in a little town called [http://maps.google.com/maps?oe=UTF-8&ie=UTF8&hl=en&cd=1&geocode=FRcOdAIdmlQo-w&split=0&layer=x&g=Ravenna,+Ohio&ll=41.160175,-81.245785&spn=0.047818,0.03768&z=14 Ravenna].

'''Julie:''' Huh.

'''Bob:''' Now you may have heard of Ravenna

'''Julie:''' Yeah, I have.

'''Bob:''' Because they have a big German population, I guess, in Ravenna. And, uh, I've got a whole bunch of controls there, too. It was an int-interesting life I had. ['''Ed.'s Note:''' Bob's voice here has a sad tone. Your life ''is'' interesting, Bob.] I'm still, I'm still much more world conscious than, uh, I think most of the people in this country, anyway. At least, I think so. Most people you ask them where a country is and they could say 'Is that on this planet?'

'''Julie:''' Hmm.

'''Bob:''' They don't even know about it. At least I know about most of 'em. Some of 'em change. Christian got all upset because I didn't know where your country is.

'''Julie:''' Huh.

'''Bob:''' But then I guess your country was part of the Soviet Union at one time, wasn't it?

'''Julie:''' Yes it was, yes.

'''Bob:''' So (garbled) all those states I've always wondered, I know there was 14 or 15 different states that comprised the USSR and I always wondered when they broke up back, what, 10, 12, 15 years ago, how many of those states became independent, independent countries. 'Cause I know that Ukraine was one of 'em and I know Belarus was one of them.

'''Julie:''' Huh.

'''Bob:''' And because that's where all the famous gymnasts come from.

'''Julie:''' Hmm.

'''Bob:''' But, uh, I haven't heard of yours.

'''Julie:''' Uh...

'''Bob:''' Your country, but it's sandwiched in there between Romania and Bulgaria, I guess and, uh, do you have an outlet to the Black Sea there?

'''Julie:''' (garbled, sounds like 'Huh?' or 'Yeah.')

'''Bob:''' I was looking at the Black Sea area on the map, and I don't think that your country actually--you don't have an outlet to the Black Sea, I guess.

'''Julie:''' Uh. Um. (pregnant pause) I dunno. (long garbled section, something about schools teaching cooking, I think?)

'''Bob:''' Yeah, that's the way the schools are here. They don't teach ya about all these other places. 'These are the other countries,' and things like that. I think I'm kinda unusual.

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' You won't find many people like me around 'cause I'm a firm believer in the United Nations and, uh, I always have been and I collect the United Nations stamps also. I'm-I'm, uh, since I've retired which has been after 20 years, I guess, I really haven't had much contact with people so long to get to talk about this much. I've tried to teach Christian and whether he's got any comprehension of the world or not, uh, I dunno. He had a tough time with Australia a few months back before he finally got it through his head where Australia was. But I-I love the foreign countries and foreign music 'cause I love music, and I've got maybe 15 to 20,000 long play records of classical music and, uh, some are classical music, jazz and blu--

''(recording stops)''

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BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5

2011-01-11T01:27:21Z

MachPunch:

'''BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5''' was a continuation of the third [[PlayStation Network]] chat between "[[Julie]]" ([[BlueSpike]]) and [[Chris]], held on 18 [[February 2009]].

This chat is notable because of Chris's stunning lack of geographical knowledge, his blatant [[racism]] and for talking about his father.

==Summary==

* Chris wants to know if Julie saw ''Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist'', a romantic comedy.
* Chris reads the plot summary from the box. He wants that to be their first movie together.
* Some audio troubles.
* Chat moves into impersonations. Chris impersonates various Simpsons characters.
* Uncle Ruckus is Julie's favorite impersonation, so Chris does an impersonation as well as singing '[[Don't_Trust_Any_Homos_Over_There|Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There]]'.
* Chris is old fashioned and wouldn't date a black chick, but he definitely would fuck her.
* He doesn't mind Chinese people but likes Japanese people. Does terrible accents for them both... which are identical. He even admits as much but claims it doesn't matter since they basically speak the same.
* Julie is mad that Bob doesn't like Molvania, Chris says it's because he can't find it on a map. Bob has been to Korea (in Europe) during the Korean war in the Signal Corps.
* Julie wants a Jewish impersonation. Chris imitates Mort from Family Guy.
* Julie realizes that Korea isn't in Europe. Chris claims it's on the "west" coast of where-ever it is, then retracts that and says "east" instead.
* Julie wants to know why Bob is sour. Chris says he is old but Bob can be pleasant.
* Bob was fixing a CD player, looking for a power cord in their landfill of a house.
* Bob worked at GE, has designs in Cleveland and Riveroma.
* Chris says Riveroma sounds like a river and "hopes the river is wide enough", as per the song. He then claims he made this line up.
* Julie wants to know about Indians, but can't decide if she means Indians from India or Native Americans.

==Transcript==

====''Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist'' (00:00:00)====

[''We join Julie and Chris in medias res, carrying on their previous discussion.'']

'''Julie:''' Do you accept that though?

'''Chris:''' I accept that.

'''Julie:''' Thank you Chris, that means a lot.

'''Chris:''' 'kay.

'''Julie:''' So is there anything you want to talk about?

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' I dunno, uuuuhm... [''pause'']

'''Basement Rosechu:''' [''faint, in the background''] Opera!

'''Chris:''' H-Have you uh... [''pause'']

'''Julie:''' What?

'''Chris:''' Have you seen ''[[wikipedia:Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist|Nick & Norah]]''?

'''Julie:''' ''Nick & Norah''?

'''Chris:''' I- ''Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist''.

'''Julie:''' No, I haven't seen it yet.

'''Chris:''' It's a fun movie.

[''Chris and Julie talk over each other'']

'''Julie:''' Oh. What's it about?

'''Chris:''' I just watched it- I rented it.

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah, it's basically a romantic comedy.

'''Julie:''' Mm.

'''Chris:''' Uhhh... Nick and Norah met at... uhh at a concert-type thing. And it's like they first meet as strangers, and then she- and then she finds out that he's the guy that uh, did the uh, mint CD's for... his ex. And that uh you know, her f- his ex uh, threw it in a garbage can and uh, Norah's been taking them and copying them to her iPod.

'''Julie:''' Ahh, a'right.

'''Chris:''' E-anyway, it's a fun romantic comedy.

'''Julie:''' It sound pretty good.

'''Chris:''' I'd like- uhh, if you want, that can be the first movie we share together. I can re-rent it.

'''Julie:''' Sure I would enjoy that.

'''Chris:''' A'right. Actually uh, lemme uh- uh- I'll read you the description from the back of the box here.

'''Julie:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' Says here: After a chance encounterrrrr... Nick and Norah embark on a journey to New York in the rock scene on a quest to find the secret show of a legendary band and wind up finding each other. [''pause''] Stars uh, [[wikipedia:Michael Cera|Michelle Sarah]] and Kat Dennings.

'''Julie:''' Oh.

'''Chris:''' There's the cover.

'''Julie:''' Oh. Cool.

'''Chris:''' That heart is in uh- is a pair of earphones.

[''audio returns to being quiet'']

'''Julie:''' I see, yeah.

[''faint sound of mouse clicking'']

'''Chris:''' [''Due to Chris's mumbling and low audio volume his precise words are inaudible, but the general gist is that he is describing the cover of the movie.''] -you can see on- on the cover here. I have a mini poster of that movie.

'''Julie:''' Oh.

[''pause, more mouse clicks'']

====Impressions (00:02:38)====

[''audio returns to normal'']

'''Julie:''' Oh. Oh. Yes..

'''Chris:''' Yeeees. [''Chris is doing a poor Mr Burns impression'']

'''Julie:''' [[wikipedia:Ned_Flanders|Indeedily, deedily, daddily, do]]?

'''Chris:''' [[wikipedia:Montgomery_Burns|Eeexcellent]].

'''Julie:''' Hah!

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' I gotta little thing- Mr Burns there.

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Eeexcellent.

[[Image:MargePoster.jpg|thumb|The picture of a married woman Chris is pretending to be (and faps to).]]

'''Julie:''' Oh- can you do your impersonation of [[wikipedia:Homer_Simpson|Homer]]?

'''Chris:''' [''pause''] [''inaudible; very poor Homer impersonation''] -but it's okay! Doh doh doh doh!

'''Julie:''' [''pause''] Crap. Good impression!

'''Chris:''' [''high pitched screeching''] Oooh, look at me, I'm [[The_Simpsons#Marge_Poster|Marge]], I'm Homer's wife.

'''Julie:''' Huh. That's a great impression.

'''Chris:''' [''horrific sucking noise, as though Chris was enjoying a nice, healthy, 100% all meat [[pickle]]'']

'''Julie:''' Heh.

'''Chris:''' That's Maggie.

'''Julie:''' Chris, can you guess what my favorite impression is?

'''Chris:''' Uhh- [[Donald Duck impersonation|Donald Duck]]?

'''Julie:''' That's a good one but... that's not my favorite!

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' [[wikipedia:Uncle Ruckus|Uncle Ruckus]]?

'''Julie:''' A-hah! That's the one.

'''Chris:''' [''Chris does a poor Uncle Ruckus impression''] [''inaudible'']- them God-damn [[Don't_Trust_Any_Homos_Over_There|new niggers over dere]] [sic]. Now just singing a song I just made up and you sing along if you know the words. But then again how can you know the words to this song I just made up, I haven't told them to you before.

'''Julie:''' Heh. Can you sing the song later p-please?

'''Chris:''' [''horrific, off-key warbling''] Don't trust dem new niggaaas over dere! Don't trust dem new niggaaas over dere! Nooo nooo no no no no no no way no no not dem new niggas over dere!

====[[Niggos]] (00:04:50)====

[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|Chris will definitely sleep with them.]]
'''Julie:''' Mmm! Oh, that's really good. Can I ask you a serious question though?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Julie:''' What-What do you think about black people?

'''Chris:''' [''pause''] In general a black- black people are okay and [[Surfshack Tito|they are respectable]].

'''Julie:''' Yeah!

'''Chris:''' [[Chris_Drops_the_N-Bomb|I have nothing against black people personally]].

'''Julie:''' Ahh.

'''Chris:''' And uh-

[''Julie cuts into Chris'']

'''Julie:''' Oh, sorry.

'''Chris:''' I'm sorry.

'''Julie:''' No, you go.

'''Chris:''' Okay. Yeah well, it-it does- when it comes to the women, I-I'm... I am willing to be [[friend zone|friends]] with them, and [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|I'll sleep with them]], just like uh any [[Silvana|other woman]], but I would not want to date a black woman.

'''Julie:''' Why not?

'''Chris:''' Mm- just called me old fashioned, the way I was bought up.

'''Julie:''' Oh, a'right. Well what about um... what about Chinese?

'''Chris:''' I don't mind [[Mao|Chinese people]].

'''Julie:''' Ahh.

'''Chris:''' They're okay.

'''Julie:''' Mm.

'''Chris:''' Yeah I like [''Chris does a very poor Japanese accent''] [[anime|Japanese]] people too.

'''Julie:''' Mmm hmm, yeah.

'''Chris:''' [''Chris does a very offensive Chinese accent''] Look at me, I'm Chinese! Look at me, I'm Chinese!

'''Julie:''' Hah. Hah hah! [''audio cut''] -Japanese.

'''Chris:''' [''normal voice''] What?

'''Julie:''' Wait was that Japanese or Chinese?

'''Chris:''' [''offensive accent returns''] Yeah well no matter-ie they all speak-ie funny.

====Geography, Father Talk (00:05:55)====

'''Julie:''' Hah. Phh- bwhwa. Ah. [''suddenly serious''] Chris, do you think we could talk about your [[Bob|father]] for a bit?

'''Chris:''' Sure.

'''Julie:''' Yeah. Like, why doesn't he believe Molvanîa? It makes me really mad!

'''Chris:''' I guess just because he can't find it on the map.

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' ... for one thing. And he's traveled to uh, U- Europe at least, he's been to uh- I think it was North Korea... during the Korean war- he-[''Windows beeping''] he was in the signal corps.

'''Julie:''' Mmm.

'''Chris:''' Worked on the uh, technish-technical stuff and all that.

'''Julie:''' Mmm. Well I just thought of something- what about um-

'''Chris:''' [''soft''] What was your thought?

'''Julie:''' -do you think you could do a [[Michael Snyder|Jewish]] impersonation? I'm sorry, but could you?

'''Chris:''' Jewish impersonation...?

'''Julie:''' Yeah you know, a-an impersonation of a Jewish person.

'''Chris:''' I don't know, I guess I could uh- I guess I could imitate [[wikipedia:List_of_characters_in_Family_Guy#The_Goldmans|Mort]].

'''Julie:''' Sure!

'''Chris:''' [''pause''] [''nasally, neigh inaudible rasping, feeble attempt to imitate Mort''] [[wikipedia:Peter_Griffin|Peter]]- Peter I need to know where the bathroom is because I took an uh, dead thumb in the uh, break-van and I really gotta go [[dirty, crapped briefs|poop]].

[''Transcriber's note: Seriously, I've been over and over this, I have absolutely no idea what Chris is babbling about in the quote above since the audio quality is horrible and the terrible, offensive accent makes it almost impossible to make out. I am GUESSING that he is basing this quote on the opening scene of [[wikipedia:Road_to_Germany|Family Guy's Road to Germany]], where Mort says to Peter: "Peter! May I use your restroom? I took a laxative and a stool hardener, and urhg. They're fighting it out in there...!"'']

[[Image:Europe.png|thumb|Strange, Bob was actually serving quite near to Molvanîa.]]

'''Julie:''' Huh. Wait, I just realized- Korea isn't in Europe.

[''Windows beeping'']

'''Chris:''' [[honor roll|It isn't?]]

'''Julie:''' No, it's... it's not.

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Well, maybe I'm mistaken then, but I know it's on the uhh... [[fail|west coast]] of that... area there.

'''Julie:''' Ahh.

'''Chris:''' Oh no wait- not west, east.

'''Julie:''' Yeah. Hmm.

'''Chris:''' I got- I got the left and the right mixed up.

'''Julie:''' Well it's a'right.

'''Chris:''' You know that's funny sometimes how people can get their left and their right mixed up?

'''Julie:''' Yeah. [''pause''] Wait, that's Asia. Not in Europe.

'''Chris:''' Okay. Hmm... yeah. Asia.

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' That's right.

'''Julie:''' Uh huh.

====Back to Bob. (00:07:55)====

[''pause'']

'''Julie:''' So.

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' Right, so we talk about B- we talk about my father.

'''Julie:''' Yeah. It's like, why is he- I-I really don't wanna be rude- but why is he so sour and everything?

'''Chris:''' Why is he so sour?

'''Julie:''' Yeah, why is he so [''beep''] sour about everything?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, just because he's old.

'''Julie:''' So he finds more ways to argue... wait, what's the expression you used?

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, he- he starts more arguments than there are flies at a garbage dump.

'''Julie:''' Yeah, you're right.

'''Chris:''' But you know uh, when he's not- when he's not picking out an argument he can be a pretty pleasant conversationalist.

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' He could be a [[Tour of Chris's House|tour guide]].

'''Julie:''' What was he doing anyway, uh- fixing a CD player?

'''Chris:''' Uh yeah he's got uh, one of the battery operated CD players we had laying around and uh... he was t- he was testing... that.

'''Julie:''' Ahh.

'''Chris:''' He asked me if I knew- if I uh knew where he could find the power cord to it, but I haven't... seen it- seen one in there.

'''Julie:''' Oh.

'''Chris:''' Mmm. So that's- yeah. I did tell you he worked at General Electric, designed the controls for the plastic molding machine.

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Yeah apparently uh, he had some designs over in the- over in the uh- o-over in [''Skype noise''] -Cleveland or a nearby city, [''inaudible''] I think it was?

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Riveroma?

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Sounds like river.

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' [[wikipedia:Ain't_No_Mountain_High_Enough|I hope it's wide enough.]]

'''Julie:''' Yeah. Me too.

'''Chris:''' [[lie|I just made that up.]]

'''Julie:''' Hey Chris, what do you think about Indians?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, are you talking about uh, Native Americans or people from India?

'''Julie:''' Uhm... Native Americans. No wait- yeah, actually.

[''tape runs out'']

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BlueSpike PSN Chat 3

2011-01-11T01:26:58Z

MachPunch:

[[File:BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.jpg|thumb|300px|As always, our talented team of illustrators is happy to provide visual representation.]]
'''BlueSpike PSN Chat 3''' was the third [[PlayStation Network]] chat between "[[Julie]]" ([[BlueSpike]]) and [[Chris]], held on 18 [[February 2009]].

Throughout the conversation, "Julie" pumps Chris for details of his sexual history and he spills more than any sane person would want to hear. The chat covers his early experiences with pornography and masturbation, his experimentation with sex toys, the acquisition of his first blow-up doll, and other disturbing subjects.

Perhaps the worst of all is the revelation that Chris discusses his masturbation habits in detail with his mother. No, there's nothing Oedipal going on here at all.

Surprisingly, this chat sees Chris using the word "[[naïve]]" correctly and in context.

==Summary==
Some of this chat is more intriguing than disgusting. Chris talks about the "random thoughts" that inspire his fear of becoming a [[homo]], like mental images of a penis and voices telling him that "Christian is gay." He claims to have a "philopathic memory," whatever that's supposed to mean.

Most of it, though, is just really disgusting. After Julie asks for his "entire sexual history," Chris discusses his early attempts at masturbation, his porn collection, and his chats with his mother about his jacking-off schedule. Some of what he mentions is rehashed from his [[IRC (27 December 2008)|27 December]] chat with [[PandaHalo]] — the story about his first encounter with porn on cable TV, for instance — but as is typical of his conversations with Julie, there's a good deal more gory detail here.

The same is true of the sections where Chris discusses his sex toy experiences. Chris bought his first blow-up doll in person at Spencer's (showing either some impressive gumption or an impressive lack of shame) and later switched to buying online from Adam & Eve. Here we learn about the ugly fate of his anal beads and dildo, both of which wound up in the trash after their encounters with the business end of Chris's digestive tract.

Later, in sections that aren't available for transcription here, Chris and Julie mercifully turn to more mundane topics. Chris talks about the sources of his credit-card debt, which added up to around $2000 at this point. Some of it was apparently just bad luck, like a flat tire on [[Son-Chu]], but most of it came from his flood of [[PlayStation Network]] downloads and other impulse purchases. In a flash-forward to the [[Kacey]] saga, Julie tries to convince Chris to exercise more. Chris, of course, merely promises to do a bit more standing up.

At the end of the chat, Chris makes a fateful mistake and gives Julie his PSN account password. He would eventually come to [[Julie Reveals Herself|regret this]].

==Transcript==
[''Chris and BlueSpike/Julie are chatting. BlueSpike is not making any effort to disguise his voice, but Chris is oblivious.'']

'''Julie:''' Tell me about the random thoughts you've been having, please.
 '''Chris:''' [''sigh''] Just basically told 'em, the ones, that, uh, try to trick, the ones that might, that turn me off because they were...they were gay, like I would get, like randomly an image of a penis in my head.
 '''Julie:''' Aww, can you describe more to me, please? I wasn't there to listen.
 '''Chris:''' [''sigh''] Okay, well sometimes, I mean, I'm not sure whether it's mine or not, it's just like a random...penis, like, uh, you know, because it could have been mine or it could have been one I saw in, like one of the porno vid-, one of the porno movies I've seen. And uh, anyway aside from that, I also, uh, get random audio and word thoughts in my, between my audio and my philopathic[sic] memory, where, uh, it's like, you know, other people saying, "CHRISTIAN IS GAY."
 '''Julie:''' What do they say?
 '''Chris:''' "Christian is gay."
 '''Julie:''' Do you really think you're gay?
 '''Chris:''' [''defensive''] No, I do not. I'm straight!
 '''Julie:''' Then you are straight. Just tell me more about these thoughts, please.
 '''Chris:''' Well, that's just basically it, the, uh...between the audio and uh, between audio accusations, from others, and the text accusations, and the information on the ED page, and the uh, slanderous lyings, and the excuses...
 '''Julie:''' Uh, Chris, can I ask you something else?
 '''Chris:''' ...yeah, anyway, they all just pop up randomly, yeah.
 '''Julie:''' Because I was able to listen in to the Skype conversation between you and Clyde. Um, could you tell me, why did you buy the dolls and the beads and the...everything?
 '''Chris:''' [''sigh''] Ok, well, I bought the love dolls for my practice for when I actually do it with a real woman.
 '''Julie:''' Alright.
 '''Chris:''' And the, and the anal beads was one free gift. That came with one of the dolls. Cause, you know, adamandeve.com, they give you like a free gift or a free DVD. With uh, with uh, every, with uh every order over over 15, 20 dollars.
 '''Julie:''' Chris...
 '''Chris:''' And uh, and the dildo was another free gift.
 '''Julie:''' You can tell me the truth.
 '''Chris:''' I am telling you the truth.
 '''Julie:''' Did you ever use any of those things? It's okay if you did. I just really, I want you to be able to come clean to me. Please.
 '''Chris:''' Alright, I'll tell you in confidentiality. I put a condom on the dildo and actually did put it up my, uh, A-hole. Uh...and uh, in my humble opinion, it just did not feel right to me. And uh, the anal beads, I just put 'em in there and they were, it's like... in. Not so stiff. So it was just that one time, then they got covered in poo, and I just, I put them in the trash can.
 '''Julie:''' [''almost cracks up laughing''] I'm sorry.
 '''Chris:''' That's ok. And that's about it there.
 '''Julie:''' Wait, did you tell me about the beads?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I put 'em up my, uh, A-hole the one time and uh, uh, didn't really know how they work, so, uh, and you know, uh, just like you know, I was, like, winging it, and it uh, still didn't, it didn't really turn me on or anything, so I pulled 'em back, pulled 'em out with the string and the beads were covered in poo, so I just put 'em in the trash can and forget about 'em.
 '''Julie:''' Chris...
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' Thank you for telling, thank you for telling me this. I'm happy that you're able to share these secrets with me. I mean that as in I'm happy that we have a trusting relationship between you and I.
 '''Chris:''' Can you see me smile? Because I'm smiling.
 '''Julie:''' I can see you smile. I truly love you, Chris.
 '''Chris:''' I love you too, Julie.
 '''Julie:''' So is there anything else you wanna talk about?
 '''Chris:''' [''long pause''] I want to, I'd like you here as soon as possible, and I'd like to...hug you.
 '''Julie:''' I would like to hug you too, but... [''sigh''] Can I share with you a secret of mine?
 '''Chris:''' Julie did you hear that?
 '''Julie:''' Yeah. Yes I did, and can I share with you a secret of mine?
 '''Chris:''' Yes, I'm listening.
 '''Julie:''' Once, in school, I mass...debated.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm. That's no surprise. Uh, what'd you masturbate over?
 '''Julie:''' Not really over anything. I just went into one of the stalls and, y'know...
 '''Chris:''' Ah. You just felt horny.
 '''Julie:''' Yes. Something...
 '''Chris:''' That's okay. And I, and I respect you for tellin' me that, for sharing that with me.
 '''Julie:''' Have you ever done something like that?
 '''Chris:''' Masturbate in the bathroom...stall? No, I've never done, I've never masturbated in a public place, mostly it's been confined in my bedroom, and at least from there I've found like, you know, a good place to masturbate is while sitting on the front edge of the bathroom sink. It's like, uh, you get your feet off the ground, off the floor, and, and uh, it's like, you're in air and it just feels good.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah. Chris, I know this may be hard for you but I want you to tell me your entire sexual history.
 '''Chris:''' Sure, I'll give it to you from the best of my recollections... Um, I was...I think it started about sometime when, while I was 16 or 17. Uh, this is when my family and I were still living in Simpson county, and I was, uh, it was uh, let me see... I believe it would be my, uh, sophomore or junior year of while I was, while I was in high school. Anyway, basically one night I was just channel surfing and I figured out the, the code that was blockin' out the channels like HBO and Cinemax that we had at the time there. And I just tuned in, I just tuned in and I found the first porno movie I ever watched. Called "I Like to Play Games... Too." And, uh, basically I tuned into the part where, there were, where the guy and the woman was having sex in the pool. The swimming pool.
 '''Julie:''' Okay. Continue.
 '''Chris:''' And uh, it was at that point I first learned about, first learned about, uh, stuff that would ooze out of my, uh...penis. Mmm... I think I'll say "duck" from this point on, but anyway, the stuff that oozed out of my duck, after seeing those things, and uh, it's like uh, I learned from watching the pornos, like, you know, learning from it, were, uh, threesomes, and [''drowned out by fading volume and background noise''] I dunno, I was more naive about dating back then anyway, I wasn't into dating as much back then as I am now, because I was naive about dating and all that. And...mmm. Anyway. Anyway, anyway since then I, uh, just began lying face-down naked on my bed with a washcloth, uh...uh, in front of my uh...duck. And uh...and the, and the stuff would just uh, the stuff would just come out. I figured, I figured this was like, uh, this was like only precum. The, uh, clear stuff that comes out before the white. So anyway, so anyway, over the years I over the years I, uh, just been watching more softcore porn. Until after I turned 18 I, uh, after I, after I turned 18, after we moved back to Ruckersville, after I graduated from Manchester High, and I, uh, found, I finally got into the Playboy magazines, and I found porno...DVDs, I'm not sure which one was my first one, but I had a bunch of softcore recorded onto VHS. And uh, over those, over the years. And I think, I think it was, like, the first time I actually, uh, figured out the masturbation part where it's like you know, I'm rubbing, rubbin' my duck, instead of just me, instead of just lying face down with a washcloth in front of my duck on the, on the place, like, like on my mattress, I wanted to wash my duck. Make a sandwich there. Like that. But yeah. Anyway, it was, it wasn't until, until I was like 17 when I first figured out about, uh, actually masturbating and rubbing it up and down.
 '''Julie:''' Huh.
 '''Chris:''' And aside from that, aside from that I am definitely still a virgin, and, uh, you know, over the course, over the course of time I did confide in my mother and tell her, and tell her about, uh, my, uh, masturbation history there. [''BlueSpike suppresses a laugh.''] And uh, about how often, and that sort of thing.
 '''Julie:''' Huh.
 '''Chris:''' I mean, my mom is more open-minded about the subject, but my father is, because he's much older, and uh, possibly more strict, more close-minded on the subject.
 '''Julie:''' Ahh. Alright.
 '''Chris:''' Talking about it...[''unintelligible, lots of background noise''] Anyway, I did, I did not realize that I really needed to be dating until after I turned 21. It was like I turned 21 and then I'm like, "Oh my God I need to be out, I need to be with a better woman to become my sweetheart!" And that's when the sweetheart search started.
 '''Julie:''' Huh.
 '''Chris:''' [''long pause''] And then eventually I found adamandeve.com. After I got that, yeah, it was like after I turned 21 I, uh, bought my first female love doll at Spencer's, and then I learned about adamandeve.com and I could order them off of the, uh, internet.
 '''Julie:''' Huh.
 '''Chris:''' And then, I think it was after that I got my first porno D-, my first hardcore porno DVD.
 '''Julie:''' Mmm-hmm.
 '''Chris:''' I forget which one it was, though. I mean, I like have, I have it up in a box. Usually it's like, and I got a message on my Wii.
 '''Julie:''' Huh, alright.
 '''Chris:''' I have to switch the input and take a look. It could be from Sarah May.

[''Tape runs out'']

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BlueSpike PSN Chat 2

2011-01-11T01:26:35Z

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'''BlueSpike PSN Chat 2''' was the second [[PlayStation Network]] chat between "[[Julie]]" ([[BlueSpike]]) and [[Chris]], held on 17 February 2009.

==Summary==
Chris doesn't really want to see his dying relative, though Julie tells him he should. Chris asks his mom and his mom tells him he doesn't need to. Julie asks Chris to ask Barb if she can talk to him. Chris asks while Julie attempts to summon Snorlax. Barb tells Chris to screw off, and Julie's summon fails. Chris tells Julie that the comics are going good, saying it's a classroom scene with a Ms. Jackaras (who is actually [[Sarah Jackson]]). Julie asks Chris why he ruined Optimus Prime's good name by having him hit her in the spring break issue. Chris asserts that nobody could tell that it's Optimus, and Julie "sobs." Julie asks if Chris will put her in [[Episode 19]], and Chris says that he will put her as one of the students (she seems to have been written out and replaced by [[Ivy]]). Chris begins reading Episode 19 to BlueSpike, because its unintelligible over [[PSN]].

== Transcript ==

=== A wild Snorlax appears! ===

'''Julie:''' Oh, what did she say? 
'''Chris:''' Uh, I think I'm not going up, she's got the [???] last rites tonight. 
'''Julie:''' Then you need to go tonight and give her a hug, you said you would, there's-there's no... saying no to this, you need to give her a hug. I will not... allow you to not give her a hug, you need to show her how much you ''love'' her. 
'''Chris:''' But I-but I'm afraid I still don't know where the hospital is 
'''Julie:''' *agitated* So ask your mother, it's important, you have to. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'll talk to my mom about it, but I doubt it... that I would be able to get there sooner, but anyway, my mom said that she's gonna go visit my aunt Harriet and uncle tom, tomorrow, and then she's gonna come back to red oak to p-to me no- i mean no,come back here, pick me up, and then we're going to uh, red oak to see her in the uhhh, funeral home. 
'''Julie:''' *sigh* Chris, this is someone's life, I don't think you're taking this very seriously. Your aunt is about to die, you're not taking this seriously, I don't think you're telling the truth about your aunt. 
'''Chris:''' I am serious 
'''Julie:''' Do you really want Aunt Korilla or... sorry 
'''Chris:''' No, no, I'm serious 
'''Julie:''' You don't, you don't have an aunt? 
'''Chris:''' I don't have an entourage! 
'''Julie:''' No, NO, AN AUNT! Well, what's her name again? I keep forgetting it... 
'''Chris:''' My aunt Corina. 
'''Julie:''' Thank you, aunt Corina. I've, this... *sigh*, like, why haven't you ever, why haven't you ever told me about your aunt Corina before then? 
'''Chris:''' I guess it hadn't come up in conversation before. 
'''Julie:''' *sigh* 
'''Chris:''' What? Believe me, I'm telling you the truth. 
'''Julie:''' That's very hard to believe, Chris. I don't like liars. 
'''Chris:''' I'm not lying to you, I promise, I swear. 
'''Julie:''' I know, it's just hard to believe... 
'''Chris:''' I know it's hard-it's hard to believe, but it's the truth. 
'''Julie:''' I, I have my doubts. 
'''Chris:''' Uh, hang on, I'll uh, talk to my mom... You can uh, you can listen in. 
'''Julie:''' Ok. 
'''Chris:''' Oh hey mom 
'''Barb:''' Yeah 
'''Chris:''' Hey mom be sure to ??? to go on Friday so I can give her a last hug? 
'''Barb:''' Christian... 
'''Julie:''' *laugh* 
'''Barb:''' Christian. She won't even know you're there. [???] She knows you love her. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah but at least I was able to give her my, give her my last "I love you" when I called her the other day. 
'''Barb:''' That's right, that call was fine. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. Alright mom, I'll talk to you later. [static] Did you get that Julie? 
'''Julie:''' Yeah, could you ask your mom if I can talk to her? 'Cause I've wanted to talk to her for a while. 
'''Chris:''' Oh... I'm not sure if she's in the mood, but... 
'''Julie:''' C'mon, just ask, please? 
'''Chris:''' I'll ask her. 
'''Julie:''' Ask her if I can talk to her, please, for me? 
[static] 
'''BlueSpike:''' Yousmell summons Snorlax. 
'''Chris:''' Whoops, I dropped the [???]. I'm not going to come out way over there mom. I was just talking to my friend Julie on the PSN Network she wants to, uh, say hello to you. 
'''Barb:''' I'm not able to talk to her right now. 
'''Chris:''' Are you emotional? 
'''Barb:''' *annoyed* I am not able to talk to anybody right now, would you leave the room? (snorlax farting?) 
'''Chris:''' See ya later. 
'''BlueSpike:''' Summon failed! 
'''Chris:''' Uhhhh... yeah, she just um... she's all broken up right now. 
'''Julie:''' That's ok, I understand. Maybe another time. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, another time. She's like uh, possibly after the funeral somewhere around that time. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah. 

=== Comic Talk ===
'''Chris:''' Baby I got a couple more pages done. 
'''Julie:''' Did you color them? 
'''Chris:''' Basically, uh I just... I got a couple pages done today in the comic. 
'''Julie:''' Did you color them? 
'''Chris:''' Uh, no. I gotta draw the that's just more like one half pages but it's just the the teacher of the class. 
'''Julie:''' Oh, what is it? 
'''Chris:''' Her name is uh... hmm...I didn't really give her a first name but I called her Ms. Jackaras 
'''Julie:''' Ah. 
'''Chris:''' Now, you see, [???] confidentially, it's actually Sarah Jackson if you recall. 
'''Julie:''' Ah. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, you know another one of my [[gal-pals|gal-pals]] who died back in October, she had an autistic sister. 
'''Julie:''' Oh, and can I ask you something? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Julie:''' Fucking comic [???] the spring break issue? Why... Why did one of the girl gal-pals, whoever they were, I'm sorry, I forget, why did they get killed by Optimus Prime? 
'''Chris:''' no, no... that wasn't, that was, that happened to Sarah Jackson, yeah she got hit by a truck. 
'''Julie:''' But why did you have to- but isn't that punishing Optimus Prime's good name by making Optimus Prime that killed her? 
'''Chris:''' No, it's not necessarily recognizable or something... 
'''Julie:''' But you said it was Optimus Prime, I think, didn't you? 
'''Chris:''' I never have quote that way, I can look up that page in my number 8 book 
'''Julie:''' Well at the every least... it looks enough like Optimus Prime to know who it is. Most people would think it's Optimus Prime and I thought it was. 
'''Chris:''' I just meant it as a parody, but I never, I never drew in the full Autobot symbol, just the basic outline. 
'''Julie:''' *sigh* 
'''Chris:''' And, you know, that could be any truck. 
'''Julie:''' But not very many trucks have a paint scheme such as Optimus Prime, that's why he's like a unique character, that's how you can see him in a crowd 'cause of his unique paint job. It's alright, it's alright if it's Optimus Prime, I just wanna know, please? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm reading in the book here, and I never said that it was Optimus Prime. I never said. It's just... It's just a truck the hit her while she was driving 
'''Julie:''' *sigh* alright. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. [silence] [???] 
'''Julie:''' Sorry, I coughed a bit. 
'''Chris:''' Sorry, it sounded like you might have sobbed a bit 
'''Julie:''' mm, kind of. I just, I feel bad for what happened to her. Let's just move on. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, let's move on. By the way, you know, for your information, the uh [???]32 is a troll, yeah, that was Blanca Weiss. 
'''Julie:''' Oh. 
'''Chris:''' If you recall. 
'''Julie:''' Oh. But I thought Blanca was real? 
'''Chris:''' Well I thought she was too, but then somebody with so much information got me good, and it turned out she was a troll. 
'''Julie:''' Oh. That's no good. 
'''Chris:''' Anyway, her fav- but anyway she said that her favorite movie was Troll2, so I drew that- so I wrote trolls with a [???] and a backwards 2. 
'''Julie:''' So Chris, is there anything you want to talk about? 
'''Chris:''' Hmm, well, basically, I'll let you in on the... hang on a second, something messed up... *sigh of relief*... hmm,there we go. Anyway, I guess I could show you the uh drawing I did in the pages I drew today. I can give you a look at those. 
'''Julie:''' OK. 
'''Chris:''' Go ahead and look at them. But mostly dialogue from the feature I did- put- did them on those-the 2 pages. 
'''Julie:''' Hey Chris, can I ask you a quick question first? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Julie:''' Do you think maybe I could be in this comic strip as your sweetheart? 
'''Chris:''' Ehh, eventually yeah. I mean uh- I might reveal that at the uh- end of this one. 
'''Julie:''' Oh, cool. 
'''Chris:''' But, you know, in the meantime I could uh- introduce you as a student in this class. Would ya like that? 
'''Julie:''' Sure, ok. *faint echo* 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, but anyway- y'see that first drawing there? that's on eh- page 4. 
'''Julie:''' Ah ok. 
'''Chris:''' This one's on page 6... so like I said, I'm ah like ah- eh- like half done. Mostly dialogue. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah, ok. 
[BlueSpike tries to talk but Chris rudely interrupts] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'll show you something else [???] 6th pages at the end which uh, I'm considering to be an optional scene, possibly deleted, but I'll letcha have a [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_36 look]. 
'''Julie:''' Uh, could you like, read it to me? Cause I can't see the text bubbles. 
'''Chris:''' Yes... so anyway- Meanwhile, at Sonichu and Rosechu's house, 
'''Julie:''' Oh god. 
'''Chris:''' She's doing laundry in the garage. Couple LEGO go-karts... for uh, in real life I have done- actually created LEGO sonuichu and rosechu figures... With uh, some model magic and super glue and ''REAL'' lego pieces that goes with their Go-Karts. Anyway, Sonichu enters- he enters the garage, he says: "Rosie!", oh uh like- uh- like, oh, there she is. Like, you know staring lovingly at her, and goes LOOK AT THIS! Heh!. 
'''Julie:''' Oh goodness! 
'''Chris:'''Heh. Yeah but anyway after that she says uh... anyway he says "Hey sweet bolt" and uh she s- she like thinks to herself, "I love being appreciated and fully understood for my- being as well as my bod". [chuckles] There's a little-joke there like I said it's an optional thing but anyways she turns around and she says "Sweet bolt! I was just doing some laundry!" 
'''Julie:''' Oh god. [loud AH] 
'''Chris:''' Uh...Uh, what were you saying there, before you said ah? 
'''Julie:''' Oh all I said was ah. I'm sorry. 
'''Chris:''' Oh. Ok. Then on the next page, uh if you look down there she says "Oh is there an issue on your mind or is this business or pleasure?" [pause, Julie doesn't react] and he says, uh, "You know me, either way!" [Julie huffs] but he was thinking like, you know he realizes, "oh yeah the news", he just, he came in cos he[unintelligible] coalition. 
'''Chris:''' Well anyway, here's a treat, kisses. 
'''Julie:''' [squawk] 
'''Chris:''' And then uh,he- and then he tells her, "I do have some not so good news I've just heard about on the web." 
'''Julie:''' Yeah. 
'''Chris:''' "I've just chatted with uh, our fans, in one of the chats, with the uh, true and straight fans who are good. Couple of homo fans came in while I was just like uh, Christian I can help and respect them as individuals and they're being loyal fans and cool, but uh they have, this is just a part of the comic series heavily wronged. Are comics, drawing from words when they were supposed to put the [[Homos|homos']] lifestyle and the [???] both being straight as our God has made us to be, and never the opposite. 
'''Julie:''' Chris, I'm- 
'''Chris:''' [unintelligible] 
'''Julie:''' Chris I'm gonna have to stop you, I really think I should talk to you. It's about- it's about the homosexuals. Why do you-I- I don't see why you hate them so much, it-it's-it's hard that you hate them so much, alright? I can't understand why you would possibly hate them so much, I'm sorry. 
'''Chris:''' [frustrated sigh] 
'''Julie:''' W-why, there's no reason to hate them! Just let them have their opinions, they're people like you and me! 
'''Chris:''' Yeah like I said, this is an optional scene. 
'''Julie:''' Chris, you're avoiding, you're avoiding what I'm saying. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. Well I'm sorry. Um...Yeah well like I told you before I had the [???] homophobes- 
'''Julie:''' [sternly] Yes, but that's no reason to hate them for who they are. 
'''Chris:''' Uh, but you know if I wanted your opinion-[stammers] I wanted to- I'm okay to- I'm able to -I'm capable of coping with them and being around them, and willing to be friends and respect them- 
'''Julie:''' [interrupts] But you said yourself in a video that you hate the homos. 
[pause] 
'''Chris:''' Hm...[sighs] 
'''Julie:''' Eh-It's-just-just- keep reading, I need to- just- please keep reading. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Well, anyway, this is uh anyway this is the part that really makes 'em angry, about uh, because to make matters worse, I was treated most wrongfully by- by one in college with a paper promoting his lifestyle, which is wrong, and they're even dedicating a float of me, in their... parade. 
'''Julie:''' [snickers] 
'''Chris:''' He wants nothing to do with them and promoting the uh, that way of life. If he'd meant for us to live like that-like that he'd a made us asexual in the first place. And it's like-and it's like he gets a little more angry at us, cause we're all straight in the world of CWCville, except for the villains and above you, me being straight, Rosechu, our true creator, [[Christian Weston Chandler|Christian Weston Chandler]], is straight and then he climbs the wall, knocks over a couple of plants and uh... 
'''Julie:''' Cool, plants.
'''Chris:''' ...plants and a bottle of like, laundry detergent, and if you look at the formation there it's like uh, something else. 
'''Julie:''' I can't see it right. Can you describe it to me? I actually can't see it. 
'''Chris:''' Like he uh hits the w- he bangs the wall knocks over a couple of potted plants and a bottle of laundry detergent and if you look at that uh, it looks like something el- it looks like uh, something else. 
'''Julie:''' [exasperated]I can't see very well, just tell me what it is, please. 
'''Chris:''' [enunciating; completely not understanding] Two potted plants and a bottle of laundry detergent. They were on a shelf. 
'''Julie:''' Yes but- you don't need to be rude about it, I'm just asking. 
'''Chris:''' I'm sorry. 
'''Julie:''' That's alright. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. Anyways. Knocked them off the shelf. Two potted plants and laundry detergent. [pause, background noise] And then...they get the potted plants get smashed on the floor and uh, the laundry detergent opens up and some of the laundry detergent oozes out. 
'''Julie:''' Huh. 
'''Chris:''' And then- then there's no more...there's no page [???] Rosechu, uh she's saying "Oh I'm sorry you had to go through all that. I will always be here to fight there with you by your side. Come here and I'll help you recover from your heckish trial with our [[Rape|sacred heavenly true love]]" 
'''Julie:''' Oh, that's nice. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. So like I said those uh- 6 pages are just an optional scene I might uh- at least I- I mi- I might do some editing there or uh, just leave it out altogether. 
'''Julie:''' Oh okay. 
'''Chris:''' [long pause] Yeah....warm in here. 

=== What if Clyde killed Chris? ===
'''Julie:''' So Chris, how was your day today, aside from your um, all the news about your aunt. 
'''Chris:''' Eh, it's been ok, it's been ok. And aside from you know the uh, news about my aunt I was worried about you after I heard you scream and then- then you got logged off. But then you told me it was [???] your brother, giving you a fright for fun and then the power went out. 
'''Julie:''' What did you think happened? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah I told you like uh, I mean I thought that maybe Clyde had come in and uh, hurt or tried to kill you. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah. 
'''Chris:''' I was really frightened for you. 
'''Julie:''' [not even bothering with a different voice for the rest of the chat] Chris, can I ask you a serious question. 
'''Chris:''' Yes. 
'''Julie:''' What would you do if I died, and you knew it was Clyde. 
'''Chris:''' I would have-I would have definitely put- I would have definitely gotten that uh, fight video up sooner [stammers]I just- I gave it some more thought, uh- while I was uh- doing my uh, errands and uh, and I thought about uh, you know taking live segments of me breaking the wood and uh, all that stuff and compounding it together into EyeCreate and uh, adding an audio background of uh, Survivor's "Eye of the Tiger". 
'''Julie:''' Ye-Chr- Chris! If I died, and it was because of Clyde, if my life had ended, ''what would you do''? You would make a video about it? Really? 
'''Chris:''' Makin-makin' that fight-uh with that fight video with like you know,uh what I would do to Clyde...would be up sooner. 
'''Julie:''' But-my-my- I would be dead. And thus, you would just make a video...to-to fight him more? 
'''Chris:''' [stammers] there's a fore- 
'''Julie:''' [Unintelligible, Julie interrupts] 
'''Chris:''' ...Stop stop stop. I would uh,...here...Julie? 
'''Julie:''' Hi. 
'''Chris:''' You ok? 
'''Julie:''' I'm kind of upset. 
'''Chris:''' I'm sorry. But anyway listen, I would hear the news first, and then eventually I would do the video. But uh, my first reaction I would cry for you. [pause] Cry for you. 
'''Julie:''' [pause, voice in background sounds like "no shit man"] 
'''Chris:''' [long pause] I love you Julie. 
'''Julie:''' I love you too, Chris. I'm just a bit frustrated, that's, that's all 
'''Chris:''' I understand, and I'm sorry for leading you towards feeling frustrated. 
'''Julie:''' [sighs] 
[pause] 
'''Julie:''' [begins to say something] 
'''Chris:''' Do you need some- 
'''Julie:''' What? 
'''Chris:''' Hm? 
'''Julie:''' What were you gonna say- 
'''Chris:''' I was gonna say- I was gonna ask you if you needed some, uh time and space. 
'''Julie:''' No, I- 
'''Chris:''' -to recover. 
'''Julie:''' No that's alright, I don't need time. I'm alright 
'''Chris:''' You're ok? 

=== Julie and Barb's work history ===
'''Julie:''' Yeah I'm ok. So is there anything you want to talk about right now? Anything you would like to ask me? 
'''Chris:''' Uh, let me think a moment. [long pause] So I trust your day's been good? 
'''Julie:''' Yes it has. 
'''Chris:''' You work as a temp representative. 
'''Julie:''' A receptionist. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah receptionist, [[Lie|I was about to say that.]] 
'''Julie:''' Yeah. 
'''Chris:''' Well you know, uh, relatively, my mom was a recep-was like uh, working in Recovery as a receptionist over at First North American National Bank. 
'''Julie:''' Oh! 
'''Chris:''' Over in Chestfield County. 
'''Julie:''' Oh, that's where [??] is! 
'''Chris:''' Just after- after she retired from uh, the work at Virginia Power. 
'''Julie:''' Oh. 
'''Chris:''' So it's basically the same thing. 
'''Julie:''' Oh that's nice. 
'''Chris:''' She was definitely not temp! 
'''Julie:''' Hmm. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah you know eventually she did retire, and, you know the kinda story! 
'''Julie:''' Yep. 
[pause] 
'''Julie:''' So Chris... 
'''Chris:''' And uh...oh yeah, go ahead. 

=== Do this video for me ===
'''Julie:''' When are you gonna do that fighting video, 'cause I was thinking, what you could do, is you could try doing like some jump kicks, maybe a few kicks, like,p- punches and kicks. I guess you could grab that Rock Band box and like, pile drive it. Try that. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. I mean if I can't find any wood I would definitely beat some boxes up, at least.[laughs] 
'''Julie:''' Yeah, what about that blow-up doll? Don't you have like, 2 at least? 
'''Chris:''' ...Oh. The uh, blow-up doll. Yeah I did have 2, one for backup, but uh, like a few weeks ago when I was uh, doing a thing-when I was doing a thing with it, it got an internal injury and uh, it deflated. 
'''Julie:''' Awww. 
'''Chris:''' By internal injury I mean like it got punctured on the inside so, so when it gets like punctured on the inside it's like, hard to find it and fill,[short sigh] fill it up. 
'''Julie:''' Wait, how would it get punctured though, was it punctured with [[Duck|your...]] 
'''Chris:''' You know, too much uh, pr- too much uh...uh, pumping force, you might say, if you're willing to call it that. Or, you know, possibly from [[Obesity|weight]], but you know it had a good run. 
'''Julie:''' So I guess what we could do is...Chris, do you know what you should do? 
'''Chris:''' Hm? 
'''Julie:''' You should try and make that [[For Julie's Eyes Only|video]], you know of you doing your thing with the love doll for me? You could do that like, tonight. And then tomorrow you could beat that same one up so you won't have to uh, get like another one. 
'''Chris:''' Alright. I'll uh, I'll make that video for you tonight. But uh, I mean-I don't-I don't want to upload it to youtube- 
'''Julie:''' Of course, you can send it over Skype, I think. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah I think- I think [???] advisable. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah, then you can-yeah. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah buts it's gotta be uh, only playable on your PS3 so after you get it and uh, after you get it you would have to copy it to like a memory stick or flash drive and uh, copy it to- 
'''Julie:''' [interrupting]Can you send- are you sure you can't send it so I can play it on my PC? I can't always use my PS3. 
'''Chris:''' Alright I suppo-Yeah I suppose I could reformat it to a viable format that's- that'll make it also playable on PSP as well, so it's also playable on the PC. 
'''Julie:''' Thank you, actually I'd appreciate that. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah.[pause] 
'''Julie:''' So is there anything you want to ask me? 
'''Chris:''' [frustrated sigh][pause] I'm sorry, my mind's drawing a blank. 
'''Julie:''' There's nothing you want to ask me? 
'''Chris:''' You could talk about yourself. 

=== Life in Molvanîa ===
'''Julie:''' [Chris and Julie talk over each other] Oh you know a lot about me already... 
'''Chris:''' Yeah but I don't know ''everything'' about you. 
'''Julie:''' Well...ask questions. What would you like to know about me. Anything at all. 
'''Chris:''' [pause] Hmmm. Well I was asking you about h-about- to describe your life in Molvanîa. Bother you. 
'''Julie:''' My...life in Molvanîa? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Julie:''' Well, it was a poor country mostly. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. So I heard. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah, so-so except most of us I was actually able to import PS3. It was-extremely lucky of me. I learned the basic English language and still [develops slight accent] getting the hang of it, you see. 
'''Chris:''' That's good. [pause] Oh actually you know I just remembered a question I wanted to ask you, did you mail off that letter? 
'''Julie:''' Yes, I did, today. 
'''Chris:''' Ok, well I'll look forward to receiving it in the mailbox. 
'''Julie:''' Alright. 
'''Chris:''' [unintelligible] keep talking about Molvanîa.[begins pronouncing Molvanîa as Julie did] 
'''Julie:''' Well, that's pretty much it. It was a poor country, I didn't-I don't really remember much about my upbringing. 
'''Chris:''' You don't remember much of your upbringing, so your early years. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah. 
'''Chris:''' Your early years. 
'''Julie:''' Yes. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Did you go to school in Molvanîa? 
'''Julie:''' Yeah, I did 
'''Chris:''' How'd that- how was school there? 
'''Julie:''' It was very low budget. I didn't learn a whole lot. Mostly, the girls in Molvanîa learned how to cook and clean. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Were you in one of those- I bet you were in one of those classes, weren't you. 
'''Julie:''' What-what classes. 
'''Chris:''' The uh, cooking and cleaning. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah, home-ec, yeah it was basically a giant home economics school, for the girls. I-I was able to learn a little bit of um, like 8th-grader math. 
'''Chris:''' That's good. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah. 

=== Chris is good at math but can't get a job ===
'''Chris:''' [[Chris and his Ego|You know I'm a pretty good math genius myself.]] I took a lot of math courses in my lifetime. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah. 
'''Chris:''' Including uh-including uh-I've gotten- I've gotten all the way up to college trigonometry as li-, as far as I can recall. 
'''Julie:''' [uninterested] Hmm. 
'''Chris:''' [pause] Hm. So, I'm pretty smart, when it uh comes to that. Cause I got like uh, A's in those math classes. 
'''Julie:''' [disappointed] Chris, if...[unintelligible] you got A's in math, then why don't you get a job? Like, a really- one with like- ugh,I mean like a really- a big job, that pays a lot, you have to be good at math for, what's it called... 
'''Chris:''' Well, I- Computer Aided Drafting and Design? The one I got the degree for? 
'''Julie:''' Yeah I mean like you could be like- I don't know. I'm just- I'm not positive. Just cause...Chris, I'm an immigrant; it's sad to say and they won't let me get that many good jobs. It's gonna be up to to you I think to make the most money for our household. 
'''Chris:''' I understand.[pause, clears throat] But you know I'm stil- I'm looking into that. 
'''Julie:''' Alright, that's good. 
'''Chris:''' Oh uh, let me ask you uh, after you come over here do you think you're gonna look for an apartment? 
'''Julie:''' I-I explained- in-in my letter, I prefer not to talk about the- I- I- tell you in my letter. I- I've said this a few times. 
'''Chris:''' Ok. But you know, well just so you know you're welcome to stay in my room. Bunk with me. 
'''Julie:'''In- In a couple of days, you will understand what is going on. 
'''Chris:''' Ok. 
[pause] 

=== Bob's Job ===
'''Julie:''' So is there anything else you wanna talk about? 
'''Chris:''' Well you know we talked about my mom, I'll tell you about my father a bit. 
'''Julie:''' Alright. 
'''Chris:''' He worked at uh, GE which is often known as General Electric. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah I know. 
'''Chris:''' And uh, yeah he did a lot of work in there, but among the to- most things he decided to do, he designed the controls for the plastic molding machines. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah. 
'''Chris:''' So without him you couldn't have anything like, uh Playstation controller, the plastic covering for that. 
'''Julie:''' Wait, are you saying he made the controls for a machine that makes the plastic? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Julie:''' Well- it-it- I would say it's quite revolutionary if he designed the machine that made the plastic, but just the controls...that is something good, that's extremely well, but, eh. 
'''Chris:''' [???] an unsung hero. He has his own patents on it as well. 
'''Julie:''' Really? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Julie:''' Oh. 
'''Chris:''' Got all the papers and everything. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah. 
'''Chris:''' So what else is on your mind? 
'''Julie:''' Uh not really, just uh...I don't know 
'''Chris:''' A little tired? 
'''Julie:''' No, not tired. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, I understand some emotions and all that. 
'''Julie:''' I don't know- I'm just- I don't know about like, us [trails off] and the doubt... 
'''Chris:''' Julie I'm trying. We can get our [??] in person, then we can see how it works from there. 
'''Julie:''' I hope so. 
'''Chris:''' [??,french well?] 
'''Julie:''' I know Chris. Thank you. Thank you. 
{{Transcription}}

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BlueSpike PSN Chat 1

2011-01-11T01:25:58Z

MachPunch:

'''BlueSpike PSN Chat 1''' was the first [[PlayStation Network]] chat between "[[Julie]]" ([[BlueSpike]]) and [[Chris]], held on 16 February 2009.

While this is the first of their PSN chats, they had been in communication for more than six weeks at this point, and chatted many times via Mumble and other methods.

==Summary==

This chat takes place just before the death of Chris's [[Aunt Corrina]], and his odd grasp of empathy is very much on display. He easily transitions from the death of his aunt to talking about the possibility of a three-way with Julie, but later talks about crying with his mother over her sister's illness. He says it sometimes takes some time for bad news to sink in before he reacts. (Corrina died 15 days after this chat took place, on 21 February.) In regards the threesome, Julie points out the [[hypocrisy]] of Chris's refusal to bring another man into the relationship, since he'd be happy to bring in another woman. When pressed, Chris says he'd be fine with sharing Julie with another man, although whether he actually meant it is an open question.

Other aspects of Chris and Julie's conversation cover more mundane topics. We get a glimpse of an ordinary day in Chris's life - breakfast from [[Burger King]], dinner from [[IHOP]], feeding the family [[cats]], a meeting with his counselor [[Rocky Shoemaker]], coloring comic pages, and playing video games in between. He is, as usual, slacking off on the comics he has promised to produce.

At one point, BlueSpike tries to get Chris's mother [[Barbara]] online, and while Chris is away he goes into a gleeful fit about "waking the Snorlax." However, it turns out that Barbara is too tired (and overweight and immobile) to come up and talk.

Towards the end of the chat, Chris talks a bit about his employment prospects. His [[Bob Chandler|father]], apparently, has informed him that his autism would make it hard to hold down a regular job. Chris claims that he plans to look for volunteer work instead, but he seems confused as to the basic definition of "volunteer" - he thinks he can do volunteer work and still get paid. When Julie points this out, he suddenly becomes afraid that Julie might leave him, and presses her on her plans to come visit him soon. She puts him off by promising more details in her upcoming letter, and the trolls mock Chris as he returns to work on his comics.

==Julie's Letter==

[[Image:LetterfromJulie(1of2).jpg|thumb|The letter that Julie sent Chris.]]

{{quotebox|2009 Feb. 15

Dear Chris-Chan Sonichu aka 
Christian Weston Chandler,

I'm writing you a letter like you wanted me to though the "snail mail". It's a lot harder to write a letter then it is to type one. :P But I love you enough that I'll do your request but e-mail is SO much easier so don't expect me to do this again any time soon. I also have an important message. As it turns out I will sadly not be able to make the trip to Virginia. I just don't have the money to get transportation to go there. So I will not be able to meet you in person unless you can possibly come here instead. :S Maybe now that you have this letter you can finally prove to your parents I'm real and we can meet in person and much MUCH more if you know what I mean. MEOW~ :3 I need some REAL LIFE milk from my "milk MAN". Also I'm thinking of attending a little church since you seem to love it so much and I want more things in comon between us. I hope you have a good supply of "rain-coats" and I'm SURE we're going to run out. Tell me when you get this letter. Also I hope you enjoy the pics included a friend took them with their camera and printed them out.

With tons of Love, 
Julie Milvana XOXOXO

[drawing of Sonic's head]

PS: As soon you recieve this letter, please read this letter out loud on a YouTube video, proving to those slanderous trolls that you have a true and honest loving heartsweet. I can't wait to use your face as a chair. ;)}}

==Transcript==

'''Chris:''' How ya doing?
 '''Julie:''' Chris, you don't s--you don't seem too broken up about the fact that your aunt died.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, like I said, I'm still recovering. I mean, I'm hurtin' inside.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah, all right.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, so, uh, ya got, so, so ya got the answer to my question that I asked you?
 '''Julie:''' What question?
 '''Chris:''' In the message I sent ya earlier.
 '''Julie:''' Oh, that. Could you tell me it again? I forget.
 '''Chris:''' Oh. Yeah, I basically asked, uh, how you feel about a threesome.
 '''Julie:''' Oh, well, uh...
 '''Chris:''' After we’ve done, like our-
 '''Julie:''' Well that is something I want to talk about. Chris, you said you don’t want it with two men, 'cause it would be gay, but if I do it with two women, then it's the same thing with me. It's kinda hypocritical.
 '''Chris:''' Well, hmm, uh, let me put it—let me put it to you this way...
 '''Julie:''' [''interrupts''] What? I'm sorry but I'm really offended you would, uh, say that. I-I-I'm sorry but I'm somewhat offended.
 '''Chris:''' I'm so—I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
 '''Julie:''' Uh—That--that is okay, but, but, but that is just kind of offending. I-I just thought I would let you know that it’s quite offending to me. Because you-you know how when I say—
 '''Chris:''' [''interrupting, indistinct'']
 '''Julie:''' ‘Cause, Chris-
 '''Chris:''' Yes.
 '''Julie:''' -if you're willing to do that, then I would like a threesome with two men.
 '''Chris:''' Ehh... You know what? Uh... That's fine, that's fine.
 '''Julie:''' Really?
 '''Chris:''' ...Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' Oh.
 '''Chris:''' You know, after we do it a few times, uh... Yeah, you know, if you want, if you really want to do it with two guys, I’ll let’ch—I’ll—I’ll—I will respect you for that.
 '''Julie:''' Thank you. I appreciate that.
 '''Chris:''' Okay. That's cool.
 '''Julie:''' So is there anything else you want to talk about?
 '''Chris:''' Yes. Hmm... Yeah, like I—like I, yeah, I was sa—I was sad that Au—that my Aunt Corina died.
 '''Julie:''' I thought you said she was dying.
 '''Chris:''' [''overlapping''] Yeah. Yeah, still dying, yeah. I’m sorry, I’m—I’m, I go—I said the wrong word; that was my mistake.
 '''Julie:''' That's okay.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, but she i—she is dying. She, uh, she smoked.
 '''Julie:''' Oh, cancer? Chris? Chriiis?
 '''Chris:''' Sorry about that.
 '''Julie:''' [''interrupting, indistinct'']
 '''Chris:''' I pressed a, pressed the button on my headset.
 '''Julie:''' Oh, can I ask you a quick question?
 '''Chris:''' Sure.
 '''Julie:''' Since you can use your computer now, uh, when are you going to upload the fighting video and, um, what else? The video of our date.
 '''Chris:''' Oh, the video of our date. Yeah, there's a whole line [unintelligible] My voice didn't get recorded on that while your voice did.
 '''Julie:''' Huh, that's weird.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, so I'm just gonna ha—so I’m—so I’m—I’m gonna… So soon enough I will figure out how I can add my voice to it and I will, uh, pretty much wing it in adding my voice around your voice.
 '''Julie:''' All right. And what about the, uh, fighting video?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I wi-I will do that soon.
 '''Julie:''' All right. All right, and another thing—
 '''Chris:''' [''interrupting''] Julie—
 '''Julie:''' -that I'd like to tell you about—You should really, I'm serious- you should really, really, really, fix your biological clock. Please.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, well, I tell ya--I tell ya what, I fell asleep last night about 6:30 and I woke up this morning about 6.
 '''Julie:''' Oh.
 '''Chris:''' So I'll probably be falling asleep earlier tonight.
 '''Julie:''' Because I really want you to be able to answer me as soon as you get there.
 '''Chris:''' I understand... Uh, as soon as she—as soon as—as soon as I get there?
 '''Julie:''' No, no, I mean, I-I want you to be answering as soon as I send a message.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, I'm try—I’m sorry; say that again?
 '''Julie:''' I want you to be able to reply like, five minutes after I send a message.
 '''Chris:''' Oh, I understand. It's just that, you know, I'm not on my PS3 or my PC all the time, and-
 '''Julie:''' [''interrupting''] Neither am I. But I’m still able to make time.
 '''Chris:''' -go out. Yeah. Okay. That's cool; I understand. But yes, anyway, let me get back to what I was talking about. Yeah, uh, when I—yeah, my mom pi-I uh, talked, my mom picked me at the, uh, mall while I was out earlier today, and my father dropped me off there while I was at IHOP, so my father could get, like, a senior discount on the food there and then he could bring, uh, my sh-, bring me my sandwich home. Yeah, but anyway, the poi—anyway, the point is, my mom—when my mom got there, she picked me up. She-she broke the news to me there, and we—we basically cried on each other's shoulders.
 '''Julie:''' Aww.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, when I hear bad news the first time, sometimes, I mean, like, you know, sometimes, the hearing hits me, but, you know, but then, like, eh, it takes like a few minutes for me, for it to, uh, get in there and hit me worse, y’know? So it took like—it took like a few minutes before I start crying and I did cry.
 '''Julie:''' Aw, I'm sorry for your loss.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I appreciate that. So anyway, I think I was there for my mother to help comfort and, uh, she comforted me back.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' Anyways, she's gonna le—gonna let me go to the funeral.
 '''Julie:''' Oh.
 '''Chris:''' My mom.
 '''Julie:''' Oh!
 '''Chris:''' I mean, she wouldn't let me go with her this weekend to visit. [''Chris gets phone call''] Excuse me. [''Hello!''] I’m okay; how are you?
 '''BlueSpike:''' Oh, God! [''laughing, even more high-pitched''] Oh, my God!
 '''Chris:''' [''still on the phone''] Yeah.
 '''BlueSpike:''' [''to Mumble, laughing, unintelligible sounds''] Let me turn my headset off, but WHAT THE FUCK?
 '''Chris:''' [''on phone''] All right, Mom—
 '''BlueSpike:''' Mom? [''indistinct incredulous sounds'']
 '''Chris:''' I'll come down soon and get my, uh, sandwich.
 '''BlueSpike:''' [''stifling a laugh'']
 '''Chris:''' All right, love you too. Bye-bye, Mommy. [to Julie] Yeah, just, that was my mom telling me to, uh, come down, to come downstairs to get the sandwich my dad brought home for me.
 '''Julie:''' What was that? I didn’t hear you.
 '''Chris:''' W-What was that?
 '''Julie:''' I didn't hear you. Can you repeat that?
 '''Chris:''' Oh, certainly. I said that my--that my mother would call me, tell me to go downstairs and, uh, get the sandwich my dad brought home for me from IHOP.
 '''Julie:''' [''stifled chuckle''] Oh, okay.
 '''Chris:''' Excuse me.
 '''Julie:''' What was that?
 '''Chris:''' Eh, just a small, just a small burp.
 '''Julie:''' Oh, all right.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm. Um, yeah, well, you know, thing... Oh, what wa—what was I talking about? Oh, yeah, my, uh, mom was to go visit Aunt Corina this weekend but she didn’t—she did not invite me along because somebody--she figured somebody had, because my, I needed to stay home, help, uh, you know, be there for my father in case something happens to him and I got, and I had to take care of the cats.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah. Hey, Chris?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' Someday I actually want to talk to your mother. Do you think I could have her phone number?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, uh, I, let's see. I believe you have my cell phone number.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' All right, look, all right, well, it's a confidential thing here, so, uh, uh, I'll give you the home phone number. My father will answer it... Uh, I'm afraid I haven't told him about you, yet—
 '''Julie:''' Aw.
 '''Chris:''' But you know I did tell my mom about it.
 '''Julie:''' Huh.
 '''Chris:''' So most likely he will answer it or possibly she will answer. But-
 '''Julie:''' Okay.
 '''Chris:''' -Y’know, just, uh, y’know… You could tell him that, uh, you just want to talk to "Barbara." That's her name, "Barbara."
 '''Julie:''' All right. So what's the number?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean... All right, so it's area 434.
 '''Julie:''' So 434.
 '''Chris:''' 990.
 '''Julie:''' 990.
 '''Chris:''' 0198.
 '''Julie:''' 0...
 '''Chris:''' 198.
 '''Julie:''' 01...0198?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' All right. 'Cause, just—
 '''Chris:''' That’s okay.
 '''Julie:''' -I want to talk to your mother.
 '''Chris:''' I understand.
 '''Julie:''' ‘Cause I think I should get to know her better.
 '''Chris:''' I hear you.
 '''Julie:''' What about your father? Does he have a phone?
 '''Chris:''' Well, we—we—we’re all-we all live in the same house.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah, but just in case he's out. [Chris overlapping, indistinct] Because I want to be able to talk to your father about me.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm. Well, like I said, he’ll pro—he’ll—he’ll be more likely pick up the, uh, home phone than my mother will.
 '''Julie:''' Yes, Chris but I'll feel better if I got his, like, cell phone in case it’s an emergency and you're not...able to pick up.
 '''Chris:''' Um, hmm, wait. Uh, uh, wait. Could you repeat that?
 '''Julie:''' All right. Like, if it's, an emergency and you're not there or something. Like if you're not able to pick up, I'd really feel it would be better if I had your father's number so I could be able contact anyone in your family.
 '''Chris:''' Well, the phone number I just gave you is also my father's phone number.
 '''Julie:''' Like, do you—is that his, like-that's his cell phone?
 '''Chris:''' No, that's the home phone.
 '''Julie:''' No, I mean like... Does-he doesn’t have a cell phone?
 '''Chris:''' He does not have a cell phone.
 '''Julie:''' Oh. What about your mother? Is that... hers... or is that the home phone, too?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, no. That’s the ho-I gave you the home phone number.
 '''Julie:''' Oh, all right. What about your mother; does she have a cell phone?
 '''Chris:''' Uh... No, she does not have a cell phone.
 '''Julie:''' Oh, all right.
 '''Chris:''' Well, we're thinking about getting her one.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah. If so, I really need the number, just in case.
 '''Chris:''' Well, I'd letcha talk to my mother and maybe, uh, she'll give it to you.
 '''Julie:''' All right. Oh, can I talk to your mother right now? You think?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, I don't know, I mean, I got you in my ear piece.
 '''Julie:''' Do you think I can talk to your mother? ‘Cause that’d be great; I could get to know her really quickly.
 '''Chris:''' Well, you could try calling the home phone now, and, uh, she could get ‘er.
 '''Julie:''' But I would feel better... I would feel better if I could just talk to her on the PSN, ‘cause I would like to see her.
 '''Chris:''' Mm. All right, well, I don’t know if I could get her up here, but, uh, hang on.
 '''Julie:''' [laughs]
 '''Chris:''' I’ll see. Be right back.
 '''BlueSpike:''' Ohh… We just summoned the Snorlax! [''giggling'']

[''long pause, Family Guy heard in the background'']

'''BlueSpike:''' Oh, my God, guys, we woke the Snorlax! Oh sh-! We woke the Snorlax! Help! It’s gonna sit on me! Help! You’re right. You’re right. Oh, God. [hyperventilating sounds] All right. Let’s do this. [claps hands] Come on! [another pause] I wish Chris would stop listening to Family Guy. Come on, Snorlax. Come on, Snorlax! [laughs, starts singing] Let’s go, Ghostbusters! Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go! Let’s go, Ghostbusters, let’s go... [dissolves in giggles] I’m waiting ‘til he gets here. You’ll see! [pause] I don’t think Barbara has g--is coming up the stairs.
 '''Chris:''' Gonna wait ‘til my mom, gets, uh... She’s feeling exhausted. ‘Cause, like I told ya, she just got home from her trip to, uh, to Richmond, uh, you know. Meanwhile, she and Uncle Tom've been going down to see Aunt Corina in the hospital she’s been.
 '''Julie:''' Oh... Okay. You think I could talk to her tomorrow?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, probably, if you call on the home phone.
 '''Julie:''' No, I mean on the PSN.
 '''Chris:''' Well, it depends on if I can get her up here at the time we have our chat on the w—on the PSN here.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah, ‘cause I’m not able to get a phone, remember?
 '''Chris:''' Wha—Wait. [''says something that is interrupted by BlueSpike'']
 '''Julie:''' That’s why I didn’t get—that’s—that-that’s why I didn’t get-that’s why I didn’t give you a phone number before, because I don’t have a phone.
 '''Chris:''' Oh.
 '''Julie:''' Bu—I-It’s gonna have to be on the PSN.
 '''Chris:''' Well, wait a minute. You don’t ha—you don’t have a phone.
 '''Julie:''' No, I don’t.
 '''Chris:''' Hm. So... If you wanted to call my home phone number, what would you be calling on?
 '''Julie:''' I don’t know. A friend’s cell phone?
 '''Chris:''' Oh. I see. All right. Well, next time, uh, we have a PSN chat, I will, uh, see if my mom will be able to come upstairs.
 '''Julie:''' All right. Thank you.
 '''Chris:''' So, how was your day, then?
 '''Julie:''' Oh, it was good.
 '''Chris:''' That’s good. Anything of, uh, importance? Or anything exciting?
 '''Julie:''' No, nothing.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, still making you’re g-okay and all.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, but anyway, you know, I talked to [sounds like Rye] about, uh [???] work, and also, uh, my father gave talk to me about the occupation today, uh... Yeah, he revealed to me that, uh, because of my autism that if some—the, uh, workers are--would be afra—probably would likely be afraid to hire me. So it’s not like I’m not trying but I am trying.
 '''Julie:''' Chris, didn’t you say a while ago that you weren’t autistic?
 '''Chris:''' No, I said I was high-functioning autistic. It’s-it’s [???] that, uh, [BlueSpike overlapping], that-that revealed that information to me that it was listed on Wikipedia that said that is not classified as a disability.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah, so—
 '''Chris:''' Or, like a—or like a handicap. Somethin’ like that. But—y-but y—but I am classif—but that is, I am classified as disabled under my Social Security.
 '''Julie:''' Oh.
 '''Chris:''' But I am looking for the volunteer work.
 '''Julie:''' Chris, I don’t think you can get volunteer n-work that is—I think, uh, uh, it won’t. I don’t think it’s going to work anymore with you working at that pace. I-I-It’s-It’s not—
 '''Chris:''' Julie—
 '''Julie:''' -gonna work. It ju—it just won’t.
 '''Chris:''' Julie, please. Please, Julie, I—I’m—I am gonna find volunteer work that pays.
 '''Julie:''' I-I-I doubt it. I’m sorry, Chris; I love you, but I doubt it.
 '''Chris:''' [''heavy sigh''] Julie, you’re not breaking up with me now, are you?
 '''Julie:''' No. I am not. I am not breaking up with you.
 '''Chris:''' All right, just, like, you know, if you cou-I’d appreciate if you’d at least just give me the chance.
 '''Julie:''' I-I, I’m giving you—I’m giving you a great chance. I-I-I am. And, uh, but Chris. The-the word "volunteer"... I-i-it wou--means you’re doing it without pay. Volunteer work that pays... That’s contradicting volunteer work. I’m not breaking up with you; I’m tr—
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, but—
 '''Julie:''' —I’m trying—I’m trying to help you. I’m trying to help you and me. I’m trying to help our relationship... I’m trying to help our relationship soar, okay, Chris?
 '''Chris:''' I-I appreciate your help. And I’m attempting your help. Oh, some AT failed B-b—uh, but trust me. It’ll work out in the end.
 '''Julie:''' [exasperated sigh] I doubt that, Chris. I’m not breaking up with you, but, I-I-I do have my doubts.
 '''Chris:''' Mm. Your doubts are reasonable.
 '''Julie:''' Thank you.
 '''Chris:''' And I—and I wi—and I—and I—and I am shooting for your, uh, for your ability to think and such.
 '''Julie:''' Thank you.
 '''Chris:''' Uh, but you still—you still—you still coming to, uh, vi—visit here, visit with me, right?
 '''Julie:''' I discussed that in my letter. I discussed that in my letter. I, uh, I’d rather not talk about it, ‘cause, uh, I discussed it in my letter.
 '''Chris:''' That’s fine. I understand. I’ll wait for your letter.
 '''Julie:''' All right.
 '''Chris:''' Anyway, before, uh, before I go—before I got the news about my aunt, uh, my day’s been okay.
 '''Julie:''' That’s nice. What did you do?
 '''Chris:''' Hm.
 '''Julie:''' Did you go outside today?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I went out. I went to go meet with Rocky today.
 '''Julie:''' Oh, yeah, that. Anything else?
 '''Chris:''' Well, let’s see... Because I woke up at 6:00, uh, I went to feed my cat, and then I, uh, then I did some, then I did some work on the, pl—on the pl—well, I played some—I played some Sonic for a little while, then I went out with my father to Burger King, went out to breakfast.
 '''Julie:''' Oh. Oh cool.
 '''Chris:''' And, uh, I came back home, and, I, uh, did some more colorful work.
 '''Julie:''' Oh. Oh! Did you work on any comic pages today, ‘cause, ‘cause, you know... What’s today? Yeah, today’s Monday, remember?
 '''Chris:''' Yes, [''unintelligible'']
 '''Julie:''' What you said?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah?
 '''Julie:''' You would upload comics by the week’s end, and I believe this is the week’s end. Where are the comic pages?
 '''Chris:''' Oh! Actually, I’ll, uh, I’ll, uh ge-I’ll get ‘em uploaded after we-after we finish up here.
 '''Julie:''' Oh, all right.
 '''Chris:''' But I ha-the thing is, but they won’t be colored in.
 '''Julie:''' Oh, all right.
 '''Chris:''' But I’ll get ‘em uploaded and I... You’ll-and you’ll see at least the first three pages tonight.
 '''Julie:''' ‘Cause you could always color ‘em later, right?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' All right, tha-that’s nice. Sorry, I hiccupped.
 '''Chris:''' Oh. I didn’t hear it. [''laughs'']
 '''Julie:''' Huh.
 '''Chris:''' I love you, Julie.
 '''Julie:''' I love you, too Chris.
 '''Chris:''' All right, I-I’ll go, I’ll go get ready to upload the comics.
 '''Julie:''' Can we talk after?
 '''Chris:''' ...Pages. Uh, yeah, sure, if you stay on your PSN account, and, uh, I’ll come back and open up a new chat window.
 '''Julie:''' All right, and just send me the invite.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Okay. I’ll talk to you later.
 '''Julie:''' All right.
 '''Chris:''' All right. Bye-bye.
 '''BlueSpike:''' [''coughs''] Thank. Fucking. God! [''unintelligible'']
 [''laughter]
 '''BlueSpike:''' [''unintelligible''] Buh-bye. So, yeah, I’m gonna, yeah. Don’t worry.
 [''more laughter'']
 '''BlueSpike:''' I think I’m actually—I’m making some kind of progress with Chris at least.
 '''Clyde:''' No, you’re not. You’re [''unintelligible, interrupted by more voices'']
 '''BlueSpike:''' [''unintelligible'']
 [''voices overlapping'']
 '''Troll:''' Jesus Christ!
 '''Clyde:''' Volunteer work! With pay!
 [''silence'']
 '''Troll:''' Whatever.
 '''Troll:''' Oh, good.
 '''Troll:''' Who cares? That wasn—
 '''BlueSpike:''' Guys-

{{succession|label=[[BlueSpike PSN Chats]]|prevlink=[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 1|First]]|nextlink=[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2|BlueSpike PSN Chat 2]]|}}

==Links==

* [http://www.mediafire.com/?m3enwzztwmq Download]

{{FanChats}}
[[Category:BlueSpike PSN Chats]]

BlueSpike PSN Chats

2011-01-11T01:25:20Z

MachPunch:

The '''BlueSpike PSN Chats''' were a series of four conversations between [[Chris]] and his True and Honest [[sweetheart]], [[Julie]]; also known as [[BlueSpike]], which took place in mid-February 2009. They mostly showcase Chris's desperation and gullibility in being seduced by a 13-year-old boy doing an obvious falsetto (sometimes not even disguising his voice), insight into how he would conduct himself with a potential [[troll|mate]] and they also shed light on his debauched and loathsome [[Chris and sex|sexual history]].

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! #
! Date
! Topics
|-
| [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 1|1]]
| 16 [[February 2009]]
| [[Aunt Corrina]], threesome, work
|-
| [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2|2]]
| 17 February 2009
| Aunt Corrina, [[Sarah Jackson]], ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''
|-
| [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|3]]
| 18 February 2009
| Chris's sexual history
|-
| [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5|3.5]]
| 18 February 2009
| Lack of geographical knowledge, [[racism]], [[Bob]]
|-
| [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]]
| 18 February 2009
| Bob talks about his life
|-
| [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4|4]]
| 20 February 2009
| [[Barbara]], ''Ich bin schwul''
|}

==Chats==
===1===
{{Main|BlueSpike PSN Chat 1}}
Chris opens this chat by forgetting that his [[Aunt Corrina]] is still alive, claiming that he "was sad that she died" and is "recovering" and "hurtin' inside". He smoothly transitions into trying to arrange a threesome with Julie and another woman... or [[homos|man]]. Chris talks through his average day and fails to get [[Barb]] to come up and talk to Julie. He then talks about trying to get paid for volunteer work. The chat ends and the [[trolls]] listening in laugh at his stupidity.

===2===

{{Main|BlueSpike PSN Chat 2}}
This chat opens with [[Julie]] trying to persuade a reluctant [[Chris]] to visit his dying [[Aunt Corrina]]. They talk about [[Sarah Jackson]] being murdered by [[Optimus Prime]] in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], and Chris has the gall to claim that "that could be any truck". Chris reads [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] spoilers until the chat ends.

===3===

{{Main|BlueSpike PSN Chat 3}}
The most notorious of the BlueSpike chats. It starts with [[Chris]] revealing how [[homo]] images, thoughts and voices appear in his head. He moves onto his [[sex toys]], including his [[Kimmi|love]] [[Officer Nasty|dolls]] and the usage of his [[homo|vibrator and anal beads]]. Julie then asks for his full sexual history. This is mostly a story of his discovery of [[mass debating|masturbation]], what he uses to aid it and how he [[honest content|talks to his parents about it]]. [[BlueSpike]] makes no effort to disguise his voice throughout this entire chat, so Chris reveals his most intimate of secrets to a person with a voice that is totally different from, and more masculine than his actual [[sweetheart]].

===3.5===

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In this chat, [[Julie]] asks [[Chris]] about his opinions on different [[chris and race|ethnicities]]. Chris does various impersonations and sings [[Niggos|"Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There"]] for Julie. They discuss Chris's [[Cherokian Clan|heritage]] and [[Bob|his]] [[Barb|parents]]. Julie asks to talk to them, but [[Barb]] is asleep and [[Bob]] is doubtful of [[Molvania]] being a real country. Julie is furious at this and quits the chat. The trolls berate [[BlueSpike]] for squandering the opportunity to talk to Bob.

===3.7===

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[[Julie]] apologizes for quitting the chat, and starts to talk to [[Bob]]. Bob talks about his life, career and travels. He apologizes for doubting [[Molvania]]. He mentions [[Chris]]'s lack of perspective on the world and his disinterest in where anything is. He confirms that he is part Cherokee. He tells Julie that she can talk to him any time, and they part. The [[trolls]] listening in love Bob and approve of the conversation.

===4===
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In the final chat, [[Chris]] asks [[Julie]] about her education level, at [[Bob]]'s request. She contradicts herself, saying she got a college degree and can't remember what it is (amazingly, Chris calls her out on this), then that she's only finished high school. [[Slow-in-the-mind|Chris accepts this]]. Chris thinks Julie is 24; she's 19. He [[mass debating|likes the pictures Julie sent]]. He's reluctant to come to Ohio. Julie teaches him how to say "I am Gay" in <s>German</s> [[Molvanîa|Molvanîan]]. [[Barb]] thinks Chris dedicates too much time to his [[trolls|internet friends]] and not enough to her. Chris tries to postpone his Ohio trip until the tape runs out.

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Chris Sex Logs

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MachPunch:

In [[September 2008]], [[PandaHalo]] released Skype chats with her and Chris discussing [[honest]] topics like [[sex]], [[mass debating]], and the then-forthcoming [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]].

==I am insane==
[[Image:Chris-IAmRandomHousecoat.PNG|200px|thumb|"I got this housecoat from, uh, Goodwill... I am wearing nothing underneath it."]]
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===Two Front Teeth===
'''1. "Two Front Teeth" 0:25''' ''CWC sings "[[Wikipedia:All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth|All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth]]" in a squeaky voice, then informs the listener that the original song contains a whistle.''

===THE POWER OF THE SUN===
'''2. "THE POWER OF THE SUN" 1:09''' I'm in my house now [''rustling noises''] uhh...this was written, I got this housecoat from, uh, from Goodwill. 'Cause, you know, my old one had, like, some holes in it. It was becoming a little bit tattered in ways, but I mean, besides, this one's more comfortable anyway. Dang it, froze up again. Uh, give it a moment, it'll fix itself. Oh, the freeze! The freeze! The POWER OF THE SUN WARM YOU AND UNFREEZE YOU! Well, there it goes. Eh, there it goes again. C'mon! Uh, the POWER OF THE SUN UNFREEZE YOU!

===The Holy Coat===
'''3. "The Holy Coat" 0:07''' [''unintelligible mumbling''] ...the holy coat. I am not [[GodJesus#Concept_of_God_.28or:_GodJesus.29|the Lord Jesus Christ!]] Daaaaa.
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==I am perverted==

===Chris on Masturbation and the Sex Joke===
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[[File:ChrisDNA.jpg|200px|thumb|left|"I mean, alright, but when a guy does it, they're releasing semen and the DNA that goes to the eggs"]]'''1. CWC, pervert: 5:29''' What, [[mass debating|masturbate]]? Uh, well, now just to let you know we have the trust between each other, and I can tell you are who you are through your voice, and you can tell who I am through my voice, and you just saw me over the webcam, I s'pose I can tell you, uh, have you ever seen a picture of, uh, a man's penis? Yeah, I had to take sex ed class too. But, you know, on a side note? You know what should be taught as well in addition to what sex is? Dating edu-.. [[Dating education]].

Ah, hang on a second. Hey pop, what are you doing? Um, okay, [''unintelligible''], could be a prank call. That was [[Bob Chandler|my father]], checking to see [''unintelligible''].

W-whah-what are you giggling about? It sounds like you're giggling. Well, you were asking me about how I masturbate, there, uh, so yeah. Basically, uh, well, it could go either way, whether I turn on some porn, to get myself straight or not, uh, an erection, get stiff or not, I mean that's one way of doing it, use porn. But uh also, if I've also I've, if I'm- if I.. on breaks- if I wasn't watching porn or, uh, don't feel like watching it at the time, I would go like to the bathroom sink and I can start, uh, by washing my hands and then with the soap and water just basically start by touching the, uh, end of my [hesitation] dick and just, like you know well it feels good for me, feels good I mean when I touch the edge of my dick. Well, actually, the way I see it, it's okay because you're relieving yourself of your stress from your basic instincts and your body. It's just - it's just good tension relief. The way I see it, so it's all right. The way I see - the way I see it for uh, gir- for uh, women - it's easier, it's better on them because, uh you know, they d-d... I mean, alright, but when a guy does it, they're releasing [[semen]] and the DNA that goes to the eggs, but when women do it, it's just, you know, they're releasing their juices, that basically, you know, makes it easier for the man to enter the vagina. So you could do it, and you wouldn't, you know, risk losing an egg from your ovaries.

Well, anyway, to get back to me, so yeah basically, I just massage mysel- I just massage myself down there and then, uh, and then, uh and then it gets more erect and uh, you know, it's still wet but I go back to my bed and uh, lie down, on the bed, and uh like you know I just massage it, I just massage it up and down with, like, you know, one of my hands or both of them at the same time depending on the random moment...do you have somebody else in the room with you? Yeah alright. So yeah anyway, well, pump it down with one or both of my hands at the moment until I feel, until I feel the sensation... where I feel I'm about to lose it, and then it all, it all just the stuff, yeah, yeah, some of my semen comes out. I don't - I don't like to make a mess, so I-... so I-- when I come I have a [[fapcup|clean plastic cup]] by my side and I just make sure to put all of my semen in the cup there. Yeah. Well, if you want me to, I could describe how masturbation works for a woman, because I've seen it through my share of the pornography and hentai [[anime]] I have. Alright well, basically, it's the same, you could put one hand down there and take the other hand to massage one or both of your breasts at the same time.. I can't believe we're talkin' about this, well also we trust each other very much and we have good trust for each other for talking over the mikes, like, nobody can hear or record our conversation over the mikes like they could...at this point it's bet- it's between us. Uh yeah. Well you see I've confidentially told my mom about my actions as well, I mean, she's cool - I mean, she's cool with it. I mean, you could try it yourself tonight 'cause I know it's like twelve-thirty over there on Saturday afternoon. So we've got, like, a husband and wife, we'll call them, like, Dick and Jane, right? Okay, so anyway, he's coming home from work and uh, and he's coming into the house and uh, his wife Jane meets him at the door and she says, oh, hi honey, how was your day? and he says, eh, it's been a rough day sweetheart, uhhh, I'm just tired, [''wife voice''] I'll tell you what, we can go upstairs and have breakfast, and he says, Breakfast? at 9pm? And she says, sure! You bring the milk and I'll get the eggs!
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===What I've learned from porn, #1===
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'''2. What I have learned from porn #1:''' 1:41 Films I have seen? I've learned, like you know, even though you've seen the husband seemingly betraying their wives to go to like uh, nightclub? Strip club? They're just trying to get their erections back up so they can go home and be ready for their wives. Because they, uh, they lose erections around their wives at that point. So you know, believe it or not, even though the husband might seem to be betraying their wife by going to a strip club, they're not. They're just trying to get their dick on so they can get their move on when they get home. Yes, they're not cheating. I mean they would only be cheating if they were actually doing it with another woman without their wife's consent. I wish I could say I have but I haven't - I've only seen them on television or in the movies. Yes, I'm fairly innocent myself, but as I've revealed of myself, I see the down and dirty. Maybe you'll get down and dirty tonight with yourself.

===What I've learned from porn, #2===
[[File:ChrisWholeHand.jpg|250px|thumb|"if it fits their whole hand? I've seen that happen, I've seen that happen, their whole hand. Yeah."]]'''3. What I learned from porn #2: 2:44''' Oh by the way you know, if you don't- if you get tired, you know you don't have to use, you know 'cause I mean I have seen through the pornography about how women masturbate, they mostly use like their index fingers, or some use all their fingers or like if they can reach they might fit their index and middle...[''laughing, unintelligible''] oh, you make me laugh! Oh, you make me laugh, that's so funny! Oooh. You're a quick wit, a quick wit! Right, so anyway, most of the time, if they can get their middle fingers into their vaginal entry, for pleasuring themselves, they'll sometimes, if they can reach, they might put all of their fingers in there or if it fits their whole hand? I've seen that happen, I've seen that happen, their whole hand. Yeah. I never really understood how a tampon works. Not mine, cause I have a dick! Huh huh huh, but please continue. Ah. That's interesting. Very interesting. But when you masturbate, you don't have to have your tampon in there. You could do it before you put your next tampon in. Or just when you don't have it in there. Well, then I guess you're safe. You're very safe.

===Masturbation - it's AWWWRIGHT===
'''4. Masturbation/ IT'S AWWWWRIGHT: 0:22''' You know another thing I should mention that like you know another reason why masturbation is all right is because you're not risking anybody else or getting a sexual disease. And just to let you know, if you are a virgin before you've started, and you haven't done anything with anyone else, you're still classified as a virgin.

===Me and my sex doll===
'''5. Me and my sex doll #1: 1:55''' It well, also works that way if you're doing it with, uh, if you get yourself, what they call, uh, um, a sex or love doll? They're these inflatable dolls, that inflate to look like the form of a naked man or a woman, of course as a man I do have sex dolls of, uh, naked women, I do, I mean, I'm willing to admit that, so anyway, yeah, basically, you do the sex doll of the opposite gender like you would, but you're still classified as a virgin because there's no DNA exchanged because the thing is just a hunk of plastic. Yeah, basically most of the time they're motionless, so, for me I would just put my dick in the vaginal entry and I would just pump and I would just pump it. You know, like a dummy, pretend person, basically, yes. You know I mean, so I could put her on the bed and just get on top of her, or I could like have myself lying on my back and uh I could just move her, I could just move the body up and down, or like you know I could even try as many of the defined sexual positions as possible for practice with the doll! Of course from your point - of course from your point of view you would get yourself a male sex doll and you would put yourself on its fake penis. Yeah it is...well, that's good for you, that's good for you.

===What I've learned from porn, #3===
[[File:ChrisBanana.jpg|200px|thumb|left|"if you used a banana, you could still eat the insides."]]'''6. What I learned from porn #3 1:12''' But anyway as I was saying you know, just as you know, when you masturbate, you don't have to use your fingers, you could like, uh, find something that's like, you could use like a banana, or a [[pickle]], I mean, it would be a waste of a fruit, but if you used a banana, you could still eat the insides. Eh, I said a pickle. Or a cucumber, a cucumber would work as well. But, uh, the thing I would, I would recommend for you, if you don't want to waste a fruit or a vegetable, yeah, well, it's all right. Not too many men are picky about how tight it is, I mean like you know, if you end up going, "Oooh, that's so TIGHT. You make me feel so good just to put it in there!" Yeah, but they're not going to be too picky about how tight it is.

===You should buy a dildo!===
'''7. You should buy a dildo! 2:10''' But anyways so like you know, there's an alternative to your fingers or the fruit or vegetable. If girls like, you go out and find like an adult store and get what's called a dih-do [''he pronounces 'dildo' all weird'']. It's particularly, it's typically like a hunk of plastic molded in the form, the shape like the shape like an average-size, uh... penis, but you know it's not necessarily like, penis shaped, like some like some dildos are. I have actually looked it up, it's like 5 6 or 7 inches, and what I've seen for you know, the plastic dildos, they're like 5 to 7 inches themselves. But anyway, you don't necessarily have to get one that's actually penis-shaped, you can get one that's basically vertical. Hm, you'd like a dolphin-shaped one, wouldn't you? Eh, yeah I guess they might make them in that form, they have some available, like at this website you can check them out over there. Hey, as long as you're adult it's all right, it's all right. You don't have to be ashamed. If something offends you in the store, you can just look away, it's no big deal. Yeah, we actually have a local one over here in [[Charlottesville]], it's called, uh it's called Bliss, I think it is. And of course there's also a store called Spencers, I think it's called Spencers over in the shopping mall, they sell sex toys there as well.

===Me and my sex doll, #2===
'''8. Me and my sex doll #2: 3:57''' I had that thought myself, but then again, I don't really do any - know people around town myself, yeah, I have, otherwise I wouldn't have told you about the sex doll. LOL girlfriend, LOL. [''Yes, he actually says LOL''] They have, uh, you know yeah, okay, hang on, I turn on my webcam, also you know some models have an opening in their mouth but this one doesn't that I could like, that I could put my dick into. Yes, just for the fun of it, I mean, it's wet in the mouth, some people do it because it feels good, I mean between man and woman, man and woman, man puts in it in the woman's mouth. And also, you know, here's an interesting fact, I've learned from the adult website, from the website quoted on Adam&Eve dot com, male semen is, eh, healthy for women, there's like random, there's like things I can't describe especially good for women and the flavor can change depending on what the man eats. Yeah, same applies for the woman's pussy juices, it's called. I think so, yeah. Or if I ate a whole lot of apples and strawberries, it would come out like apple or strawberry flavored. We'll find out soon enough, man, I left a button undone, there's the vaginal opening. That's one thing I can do, you like that? Pretend that's YOUR vagina and I did that to you, doesn't that feel so good? Anyway, in addition to that, it has an optional opening in the mouth, it also has like a, ARSEHOLE. Heh, yeah, but it doesn't poop. Actually, you know, some people like between a man and a woman, the man, the woman finds pleasure in the man putting his penis inside the woman's a-hole, asshole. And the skirt went upside down. No, a guy can do it with a woman, do it with a woman, 'cause, you know, the man and woman are both straight. I mean come on. I never heard that. I figure it would be on, it would be on the scrotum area of my penis. I'm going to put this away, I'll be right back.

[[Image:Chris-ThisIsMyDildo.PNG|200px|thumb|"You can use this and put it up your buuuuttt and it will feel good."]]
===This is my dildo===
'''9. This is my dildo: 4:24''' Oh, yeah, I got this, it's uh, uh, I forget what the word was, it was the tip of the, the tip of the penis, I actually uh, the scrotum, the scroutum [''That's his pronunciation, not a typo'']is actually the area where the balls were. So I used, I used the wrong word there. So anyway, I got something else I can show you, so I can explain, what, uh, a dildo is for you cause you know when you order something from Adam&Eve dot com they usually give you free DVDs or free gifts, with that, well anyway, they sent me one so I just held onto it, it's one dildo. They mostly come in this shape, in jelly form or in hard plastic. No, it's light reflecting off it. Anyway, you can use this and put it up your buuuutttt and it will feel good. [''his voice here will echo in my nightmares''] I told you I got it as a free gift I did not use it, I just only have one. I guess I could give it to you since you are my sweetheart, you know? Hey, from they way I talk, the way I talk when I talk to you and the pictures I've seen so far, I'd like to meet you as well. Ahhh. Yeah, actually, you know, I did try that once with a different one, a different one I got for free as well? It did not, it did not turn me on. [''Yeah, CWC, we believe you.''] It, it, it I'd imagine from what I heard. You don't have to worry about me. I won't, I would not judge you. I swear. I would not judge you! I mean, look at how serious I am. I would not judge you. [''I wonder what she said to fluster him.''] Well anyway let's say say we get back to the dildo sort of talk [''nervous laugh''] yeah anyway, well most of them are just a hunk of plastic, but some of them, like this one, they can run, they can run on a pair of AA batteries or another size, another size like that, I put a pair in this one just to try it out, I didn't take them out, well like you know, you can turn this one, you can turn this one on and off, by unscrewing, and screwing it completely, and when you've got it screwed on, it vibrates. You hear that? That's it vibrating. Yeah, just imagine having this up your vagina, and uh, it vibrating. Doesn't that feel good. I have have this one, I have this one, this one tucked away in a drawer. So, you know, nobody's going to find it unless I show it to them, or unless they look in my drawer, you know? Besides I don't have too many people come to [[14 Branchland Court|the house]] often. Not too many people.

===Condoms===
'''10: Condoms 2:20''' Well, I guess you'd want to see it. Nuh, actually, you know what? Actually, I have, I have like a bunch of condoms, that expire like [[2010]], which I've been saving for uh, for uh my first time, or uh, you know, the ones after, the ones after that. Ehey, you know, as long as uh, anyway, you know, I like uh, be safe or sorry [''Probably meant "Better safe than sorry'']. You know even if one or the other is wearing a condom, 'cause you know they make condoms for women as well? I've heard the condom just goes up, goes up the vagina hole, with a little bit of plastic hanging out, so it can be easily taken out. So that's good, that's good, so well anyway, anyway, should you and I get together, if one of us uh, [''something unintelligible in a high-pitched goofy voice''] give yourself over to me well um, oh my god. Aw. Well, anyway, I was saying that if you did, oh, uh, if you did um like wear a condom, we'd still be good in God's eyes as long as uh, as long as you know, you don't get any, you don't get any in you, that's what condoms are for. Yeah. Yeah. Not that's just, uh, you just like something you can think about.

===My first time===
[[File:ChrisFirsttime.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Your breasts are just like I could imagine them, good size, not too big, not too small, it's like turning me on I feel so "Wow! Those are awesome!"]]
'''11. My first time: 13:04''' Yeah, let me think a moment. Hm... alright. I'm imagining, a bedroom, there's the bed, well, let's see a hotel room, basic one or two beds, lamp, a television in front of the beds, or bed. [(Girl's voice on other end) "Is that what you're imagining?"] Deh, you and I are entering the room, I'm just going to say it to you, the best points. You and I are entering the room, I'm prepared with a condom in my right pocket, and you are feeling so up to it. You and I would walk over to the bed, and we'd take our shoes off, and we'd sit down on the bed, side by side, and we'd turn our heads to face each other, and we'd look into each others eyes, lovingly, (pretend like you know what we're about to do is just right) and we'd lean toward each other, and we'd kiss and we'd make out. Oh yeah, our tongues are exchanging between our mouths, we're frenching and it feels so good, your tongue on mine and mine on yours just feels so good, right! And we're rubbing each others sides and backs with our hands, our mouths are busy, and after a moment, you take off your blouse, and I take off my shirt, optionally with the medallion on, you know I could have it, I could do this on or off, but uh, in this case, let's just say it's off. All right, so you took off your blouse, I took off my shirt. You are wearing a bra. You take off your skirt. I move my hands, and then you start to turn me on. You would sexually reach around your back, we're not kissing at this point, we're not kissing since we've taken off our shirts. You would reach around your back, uncouple and unhook your bra. Your breasts are just like I could imagine them, good size, not too big, not too small, it's like turning me on I feel so "Wow! Those are awesome!" My penis would bulge through my underwear, starting to become erect. And then you would put your hands on your breasts, like you're massaging them, and turn back then you're leading me on to massage them for you. And then you'd lean to, and you'd cuh - and then while you're massaging your breasts, you'd lean towards me for me to massage them so you can work, those [incoherent stuttering] massage on yourself for you so I could be the massager for you. Then I will put my hands on your breasts, feels SO good, my hands, they feel so lovely, the first skin contact I feel as such between me as the man and you as the woman. You're turned on by all this and I'm turned on. My bulge gets bigger, and you might start to feel a little wet down there in your panties, 'cause that would be the precum that you would extrude from this first, this um, this first erection there. Uhm. And you would, then you would come down and after another makeout when you'd massa - and I'm touching your breasts, you'd make your way down from my head you'd take off my underwear, and then you'd massage my erect penis, and then you'd lick it a bit like an ice cream cone. Then you'd put your mouth, and you'd just, you'd just enjoy it. It feels, it feels right to you because it's the penis of your lover, it feels good for me too, because I can feel the wetness of your mouth and tongue around it, Uh, it just feels so good, unngghh, and because me being a virgin, I would let you keep your mouth over my penis and then sooner than expected, I feel my comeuppance and I come into your mouth, my semen is inside your mouth and you'd swallow every drop. I would have eaten so much chocolate, that day beforehand, and it would taste so yummy to you, probably like white chocolate. You'd swallow that. And right after I'd given you my first round, my first comeuppance, you would take, you would reach down, and you would take your face away from my penis, and then you would take off your panties, and I would, uh and you, and you would be on the bed now, you'd be lying down, and then I would put the index finger of my right hand into your vaginal opening, it feels so good. I would have my left hand on your right breast, massaging that, with the right, and my left hand, then I'd massage the inside of your vagina. With my index and middle fingers at first, and then eventually I would add my fourth finger. And if it felt like, if it looked like there was more room, I'd add my pinkie and then my thumb. And then after, after that, then I would remove my hand and then I would lick your clit. It would feel, it would feel so good to you, like as if I, like as if I was gently tickling you, you know, like you're in the wind, or the water rushing up to your vaginal opening, it feels so good. I'd lick your clit, and then I would lick the, lick, lick the little, lick the opening walls of your vaginal opening, and it would feel so good to you. And then after about a minute of that, I would get myself ready to put my penis in your vagina, but then I would, then I would politely warn you since we both are virgins, I would say, "This might hurt a bit at first," but it would start to feel SO good then you would nod in understanding and agreement. Then I would put, a condom on my penis, I would put it into your vagina, you might feel hurt, you might feel good, I don't know what you would be at this point, but at this point I imagine you would feel just like, "Oh, I'm so surprised, this feels, this is starting to feel just so good," got blood in my- your vagina at this point because you ARE a virgin and I just broke, just broke your hymen. But anyway, you feel so good, and it feels so good, and I feel, I feel good, cuz' I'm pushing it in and pulling it out, and I'm pushing it in and pulling it out and it just feels so good, and I mea-.. uhh uhh uhh, oh yeah it feels so good and I would massage your breasts with both my free hands as I am - as you are lying down and I am basically on my knees, and it is just so good and I'm givin' it to ya smoothly as I can, mmmh, yeah, yeah, and then to make yourself feel comfortable, you might ask me, you'd probably ask me to pull my dick out, my hard cock out, and you'd turn over onto your hands and knees with your legs spread open wide, revealing your vaginal opening, and I'd put it back in, me on my knees, I'd put my dick back in there and give it, give it to you some more, it feels so good, oh yeah, mmm yeah, uh yes, oh god, oh yeah, I can feel it's so good, oh yeah [''etc''] And then after a couple minutes or so of this, I would think that, I would think I would want of take a little break myself, I would take my penis out, and I would lie on my back, and you would, and you would be on your knees, and you would put my penis into your vagina, by yourself, it's sticking straight up or possibly curved downward towards my feet. And you would slide your vagina onto my dick. And it just feels so good and [''moaning etc''] and then you would have your right hand on your right breast, and your left hand would be on my right side, I'd massage your free breast with my right hand, it just feels so good [moaning] and I would feel like I'm about to come, so I would just, I'd just let you know before an instant, and I'd pull it out. Then I'd take the condom off and put it in the trash can. [[File:ChrisFirstTimeEnd.jpg|250px|thumb|"and we'd just be like, "That was so awesome!"]]And then I would just stroke my penis up and down, and you'd, uh, you'd offer your breasts for me let the semen land upon it giving you what is like a pearl necklace. And then I would come. Drips of the semen would just come out in bunches, and the drips would fall all around, all over your chest and on top of your breasts, and just the drips, they would feel warm, and they would feel so good to you there, it would feel just right at the point, there, and then, you would probably lick the rest off of the tip of my penis. [[Sigh]]. Th-th-then at that point, we'd go to the bathroom and wash each other off. We'd take two washcloths, and you'd wash my penis clean, and I'd wash your breasts clean, and I'd reach down and wash your vagina clean. But then we would be just looking at each other lovingly under the covers of the bed, and we'd just be like, "That was so awesome!" And we'd acknowledge each other in some such sense. And that's a good way of me imagining my first time. Ah, well. Oh yeah I usually wear white underwear, by the way. Hmm.. what color are your bra and panties? Purple?

===It's called phone sex===
'''12. It's called phone sex 0:43''' That's fine, but did you enjoy that? The detailed presentation..? [''Sigh''] Did you actually feel like you wet your panties a bit during all that. Then I did good! [''he sounds genuinely happy here''] Awesome. You know, basically, what we went through? Is like phone sex. Have you heard of that?

===How does I sex phone?===
'''13. How does I sex phone? 0:26''' Alright so basically, we're at the point where you're like the woman who, like, wants to get turned on by a man, and you pick up the phone, and I answer it, and you want, and you want me to describe what I would do to you, and how you would - then how you would feel and you would enjoy it so much and yeah. Basically what we just did was like phone sex.

===Perfect Cyber Sex===
'''14. Perfect Cyber Sex: 1:45''' Oh, I'm sorry. Let me turn the volume down on the radio again. [''Sigh''] Uh. Okay. So anyway, so anyway the fake vagina or the cylindrical, or the cylindrical tube with the suction thing in it, yeah, either of them have a USB cord attached to it and I'll plug it into the PSP and then the man would have the suction tube or vagina on his, on the, on the, on his penis, or for the women, it would be like, if, if, because if it was truly like cybersex, then it would be like in relation to like to what was happening live over the internet. Yeah, like similar for you, like similar for you, since you're the, you're the woman, you would get like, uh, a dildo? And on the end of it would be the USB cord right there, you'd plug that in, and the dildo, you, you wouldn't have to pull it like in or out, it would have like a thing attached to it, where it attaches to like, like the groin area probably, and it would just pump itself in and out like the man was, was doing you there. So like I imagine that would be how cybersex would be perfected, at that point.

===Under my coat===
'''15. Under my coat: 0:15''' And now, I am wearing nothing underneath this housecoat. You wanna see? [''Incredibly disturbing.'']
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==Sonichu spoilers==

===Birthdays===
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'''1. Birthdays: 0.59''' Hey, everybody's having fun! They're having birthday parties! It starts off with Rosey's birthday, then we've got the Chaotic Combo's birthday on the same day, and then we've got Sonichu's birthday. Then at this point, he's a surprise party so he's coming home from a hot birthday date with Rosechu, and he's dressed up in a tuxedo and she's dressed up in a glitzy ballroom gown and she's got glitter makeup on her. So then they - then she turns on the light and everybody jumps up and yells, "Surprise!" and then on the 4th page, there's just a little private party, just a little private party between Blake and Bubbles. She delivers him a cupcake, and he's just sitting there, and then at one point she's like, "Why don't you go ahead and blow out the candles, blow out the candle and make a wish?" And he's just like, "Well, I'll blow out the candle but I already have my wish." And then they kiss. And make out.

===FUCK YEAH SPRING BREAK!===
'''2. FUCK YEAH SPRING BREAK! 0:43''' And then Bubbles, then Bubbles asks Blake, "Are you gonna come to the spring break party at the beach tomorrow, right?" And he says "Yeah, and I'm gonna put on my little, I'll put on my bad boy show for your gal-pals." And then for the next couple of pages, it's um, yeah, he's pretending, he's pretending to be the bad guy in front of everybody but Bubbles. But Bubbles, only in front of Bubbles, he'll be, he'll be the good boy in addition to the bad boy. [''Bizarre noise''] The bad boy in private! All right so anyway, after that little plot bit, bit between Blake and Bubbles...

===Parody===
'''3. Parody: 1:28''' I'll do a parody of [[Family Guy]] a little bit. It's like, do you remember, [''goofy high pitched voice''] "This is MTV and we're rockin' it with Spring Break!" flippin' through the channels, and then it's like, "Hey! This is VH1 and we're rockin' it live with Spring Break!" And then, "Thousands injured. For CNN, I'm Bernard Shaw. Keepin' it real and keepin' it ours at Spring Break! Woooooooo!" And then Meg would groan. And for my bit, I've got like Umm TV, and then uh, then uh instead of VH1 I have like PH1 and then instead of CNN News, I take a little bit, I borrow a little bit, a parody, borrow a little parody of Fox 20th Century from [''something''] he calls like [''something'']. I have all like six volumes of DVD [''some crap about manga or something''] I realize I was being intrusive upon it, taking, taking after real life.</div>

== See also ==
*[[Chris Sex Videos]]
*[[Christian's sex joke]]
*[[Chris and sex]]

==External links==
*[http://rapidshare.com/files/148751611/CWCAudio.zip.html MP3 Recordings]

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[[Category: PandaHalo Saga]]

Jackie

2011-01-10T03:25:34Z

MachPunch:

{{quote|And you will be safe, as long as I [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|do not talk]] about you at all online|[[Jackie e-mails|Every good show needs some foreshadowing]]}}

{{quote|Just accept that you won't be respected as an adult and that you won't be getting a girlfriend or sex... ever|[[Jackie E-mails 23| Jackie, telling it like it is]]}}

[[Image:JackSweetheart.jpg|thumb|Jackie IRL, note the shirt and bracelet]]
[[Image:ModNation Sweetheart.jpg|thumb|"[[Sweetheart]]" in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'', note the shirt and bracelet]]

'''Jacklyn "Jackie" Romy''' is a woman whom [[Chris]] met on [[The Hook Cafe]].

==Jackie's Hook Cafe Profile (Username Luv2Jax)==

===Sexy sweetie looking for love===

I'm a little shy about this, but here goes... I'm looking for a guy between about 26-30 (I like my guys a little older, just call me [[Bob Chandler|old fashioned]] I guess) who is tall, has an [[Chris and health|athletic build, straight teeth, and a good smile.]] I don't really care what you do so long as you're [[monthly tugboat|Chandlerdriven]]; I care more about a [[Chris and fashion|nice sense of style]] and [[Fridays After Five|outgoing personality]]. I want [[Virgin with rage|someone who doesn't need to be with someone but wants to because he knows how amazing it can be!]]

Things I like to do, let's see... I love to go biking, it'd be nice if you did too. I love to play golf as well. I like to go out afer work, [[McDonalds|go to dinner]], [[SpaghettiRoutine|cook dinner]] together (I LOVE to cook), spend the weekend [[Chris and rape|at my family's cabin]], travel, road trip and have [[Hanky-Panky|sex]]. Lots and lots of sex. (not gonna [[List of Chris's lies|lie]]!) Probably during some of the activities I just listed... I want that chemistry that is so strong, just a kiss can lead to wanting to have sex right then and there...
I suppose you want to know a little about me, hm?

I'm 5'3", slender, I don't [[Tobacky|smoke]] (HATE it) but I [[Chris's Big Night Out|drink]] once in a while. I graduated college last year and I work as an [[Chris and English|editor]] for a magazine. I love every day. [[Sonichu's Edge|I run in road races]]. [[Chris and money|Oh, and I shop]]. [[Rosechu|I shop a LOT.]] :) Most importantly, I want that [[Autism|special]] someone I can share my life with and start a family with.

[[Chris and his ego|If you're reading this and you feel like it describes you, I hope you'll email me back!]]

===Characteristics===
Gender: '''Woman''' 
Current Status: '''Single''' 
Looking for: '''Friends, Casual Dating, Long-term Relationship''' 
Body Type: '''Slender, Petite, Curvy''' 
Eyes: '''Hazel''' 
Height: '''5' 03"''' 
Hair Type: '''Red''' 
Age: '''22''' 
Seeks: [[Duck|'''Man for Dating, Man for Friendship''']]

===Profile===
Education: '''College graduate''' 
Ethnicity: '''Caucasian''' 
Religion: '''Unitarian''' 
Political Leanings: '''Independent, Kinky''' 
Neighborhood: '''Charlottesville''' 
City: '''Charlottesville''' 
Occupation: '''Magazine Editor''' 
Have Children: '''No''' 
Want Children: '''[[Crystal Weston Chandler|Yes]]'''

===Habits===
Smoking: '''[[Tobacky|Never]]''' 
Drinking: '''[[Alcohol|Sometimes]]''' 
Drugs: '''Not interested'''

===Personality===
I get around town via: '''[[Son-Chu|Car]], Bycicle, Walk''' 
My dietary preferences are: '''[[Nudes|No red meat]]''' 
I spend my free time: '''Reading, Sex, Creating, Working out, [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|Watching movies]], Shopping, Biking, Frisbee Golf''' 
Funniest Thing: '''[[Random Access Humor|A monkey on roller skates]]'''

===Deeper===
'''If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, wo'd be coming?'''
Wilt Chamberlain, [[Anne Boleyn|Queen Elizabeth I]], [[Mailbag_1#Chris_the_inventor|Leonardo Da Vinci]] and [[Homo|Liberace]].

'''What's under your bed?''' My old [[PSP|Playstation]]... it's my guilty pleasure!

'''Two books that everybody should read are''' [[Father_Call#Literature_and_health|Of Mice and Men]] and the Great Gatsby.

===Fill It===
I'm an open-minded person, but '''[[Chris and race|big]][[Homos|ot]][[Women's rights|ry]]''' is a deal-breaker.

Design your ideal mate: the brain of a '''[[art|Andy Warhol]]''' and the body of a '''[[Power|Brad Pitt]]'''

People say '''my smile is my best feature'''.

The first section I turn to in the Hook is '''... ask me...'''

The quickest way to my heart is '''[[SpaghettiRoutine|good cooking]]''' The quickest way to my [[Hanky-panky|bed]] is '''[[51 50|strong, muscly arms]]'''' And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked '''basted'''

The last concert I attented was '''[[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|Crash Test Dummies]]'''

My favorite cartoon as a kid was '''[[Wikipedia:Digimon|Digimon]]'''

'''Dogwood''' is my favorite local festival.

I wouldn't sell '''my body''' for a billion dollars.

'''[[Vanessa Hudgens|Christina Ricci]]''' is the celebrity I've been told I resemble.

'''[[China|P.F. Changs]]''' is my favorite restaurant.

===In and Out===
The Corner or '''[[CWCville Shopping Center|Downtown Mall]]'''

'''Blockbuster''' or Sneak Reviews

'''[[Matthew Noble call|Best Buy]]''' or Sidetracks

'''Wireless''' or Landline

'''Aristocrat''' or Grey Goose

[[100 2269|Beatles]] or '''Stones'''

CD or '''MP3'''

'''Carmike''' or Vinegar Hill

Dogs or '''[[Cats]]'''

'''Summer''' or Winter

[[Niggos|Black]] or '''[[Dirty Crapped Briefs|Brown]]'''

'''[[Long Island Iced Tea|Bars]]''' or [[14 Branchland Court|Stay Home]]

Kroger or '''Whole Food'''

'''PC''' or Mac

'''Wheel of Fortune''' or Grey's Anatomy

Steak or '''[[Pickles|Salad]]'''

Steak or '''Sushi'''

'''Cavaliers''' or [[Cherokian Clan|Redskins]]

'''Casket''' or Cremation

Fax or '''[[Email]]'''

Dyed or '''Natural'''

'''Pumps''' or Flats

'''Beach''' or Mountains

SUV or '''Sedan'''

==First contact==

{{main|Jackie Emails}}

Jackie corresponded with Chris in a series of emails spanning from 5-21 [[April 2010]]. The exchange culminated in a rather disturbing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|video]] outlining Chris's knowledge of cunnilingus in lurid detail.

==A new dawn?==
In early [[September 2010]] his [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|E-Mail exchange with Clyde and Tito]] suggests the possibility of a new sweetheart, but Chris refuses to reveal her name. Furthermore, he uploaded a ''[[ModNation]]'' character generically named 'Sweetheart', which was discussed to be another [[Chloe]] or [[Wallflower]].

On 13 September 2010 Chris uploaded a [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|video]] officially proclaiming his love to Jackie. Three days later, he produced a [[Song for Jackie.MOV|video]] capitalizing on Jackie's love for Canadian band, Crash Test Dummies, while ''[[Chris and race|in blackface]]''. Chris then spent [[October 2010|October]] [[Chris and cosplaying|cosplaying]] as various characters from [[100 2265|The Hamburglar]] to his own [[ECV 00002|Chris-chan]] [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|Sonichu]]. It appears that Jackie is fast on her way to becoming the new [[Ivy]].

==Lars==
'''Lars McNulty''' is Jackie's ex-[[Jerk|boyfriend]], whom Jackie left over his [[PS3#PlayStation Network|ridiculous obsession]] with [[ModNation Racers|model boats]]. Beginning in late [[September 2010]], Chris developed an [[autism|intense fixation]] on Lars and released a number of videos mocking and attacking his erstwhile rival.

Chris's [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|first video addressing Lars]] appeared on 25 September, in which Chris proves who is the bigger and stronger man by smashing a model boat made of [[Lego]]. A [[New Address|second video]] appeared two days later, where Chris gloats over how Lars has lost Jackie, explains how he will fulfill her every desire, and warns Lars not to mess with her — or [[Death threats|Chris will intervene]]. Three days after that, he continued to mock Lars's interest in boats and set to [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|babbling about tape dispensers]]. (An [[Lars_Is_Jivin'.MP4#Full_version|extended version]] of this third video appeared on 2 October.)

Subsequent videos in the first two weeks of October addressed other subjects, but Chris returned his attention to Lars in a [[100 2281|fourth video]] released in the wee hours of 15 October. There, a drunk Chris sported a [[Wikipedia:Do-rag|do-rag]] and accused Lars of spreading the old rumor that he's a [[homo]].

On 6 November, [[Lars Call|audio]] was released of a call between Lars and Chris.

==Oops, He Did it Again==
{{quote|We'll be very happy together. I know it. I will make you happy as much as possible. And when you're feeling down, I'll make you feel better. I love you.|Chris, [[Stare|giving the Creepy Stare]] to his beloved.}}
On 30 [[October 2010]], an [[alcohol|inebriated]]-looking Chris posted a [[ToJackie|video]] in which he pleads Jackie to stay with him. Since there had been no further Jackie-related videos and Chris had decided to [[100 2357.MOV|quit the internet]] '''again''', it was assumed they had split up.

In [[November 2010|November]], new information about Jackie was released in the form of various [[Jackie Chat 1|chats]] and [[Jackie E-mails 3|emails]]. These provided valuable context about Chris's activities online throughout the latter half of 2010. The email exchanges proved that yet again, Chris is unwilling to make any improvements to his life - even to get the china he craves so much.

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