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Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc

2011-02-06T23:51:58Z

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[[Image:082-ReldnahcNotsewNaitsirhc.jpg|thumb|I AM SOOOOOOOO OFFENDED!]]
'''Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc''' (pronounced {{IPA|[ɹɛldnæk ˈnɑtsoː ˈneɪtsɚk]}}<ref>[[Sonichu 7 Official Videobook]]</ref>), formerly '''Naitsirhc Rodriguez''',<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Slaweel_and_Graduon_Entraps_Crystal.2FNaitsirch_Transforms</ref> is the "evil twin" of [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]] (despite being unrelated). He was originally introduced as a member of [[Team Rocket]] and the creator of [[Blake|Black Sonichu]], but the mystical powers unleashed by Christian's discovery of the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] revealed to him his true nature and his ability to transform into Reldnahc Ha-Taque. To this day, he is still straighter than [[Chris]].

Since discovering that he is the opposite number of Christian, Reldnahc has embraced anything that is anathema to the Mayor of [[CWCville]]. Most notably in this regard, Reldnahc is the only openly gay character in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' (Fun fact: Chris lets Reldnahc point out that they differ because of his openness, not his [[homo]]sexuality).{{cite}}

Being Chris's exact opposite, one might be forgiven for assuming this means Reldnahc is [[List of Chris's lies|truthful]], [[Chris and his Ego|humble]], [[Stress|industrious]], [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|continent]], [[Obesity|athletic]], [[Chris and health|hygienic]], [[For Julie's Eyes Only|prudent]], [[Chris and money|frugal]], [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|chivalrous]], [[Virgin with rage|experienced]], [[Chris and art|talented]], [[Monthly tugboat|self-sufficient]], [[Things Chris has ripped off|innovative]], [[Chris and anger|even-tempered]] and straight. Sadly, this proves not to be the case.

==Background==
Fun Fact: There is a real red-haired sun of Giovanni, Silver.
[[Image:135-LoveSearchBookCover.jpg|thumb|With everything else on his plate, he still found time to write a self-help book. This man TRULY IS the diametric opposite of [[CWC]].]]
{{quote|As a member of Team Rocket, and son of [[Giovanni]], he has caught, or stolen, all rare [[Pokemon]]. He yerns [''sic''] to catch [[Sonichu]].|[[:Image:382-ACNaitsirhcBck.jpg|Naitsirhc ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' card]]}}
Although little is known about how Christian developed the character, it can be assumed that the idea of spelling his own name in reverse for the name of a villain immediately appealed to his [[Chris and his ego|colossal narcissism]]. Reldnahc debuted in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] as the son/lackey of [[Team Rocket]] boss [[Giovanni]], belying his greater significance to the ''Sonichu'' canon. However, Chris appears to have always colored the character's eyes red and orange (in contrast to his own green and blue eyes, the former two being the opposite of the latter two on the color wheel), foreshadowing his later role as Chris's dark reflection.

Much as [[Sister|Crystal]] represents how Christian's inner speculation about what he'd be like if he were female, Reldnahc clearly represents what Chris thinks he would happen if he surrendered himself to the temptations of sexual deviancy. Chief among these temptations is, of course, [[homosexuality]], but also of note is Reldnahc's penchant for partial [[nudes|nudity]] (''"Put a shirt on!"''), torn jeans, unusual body piercings, and willingness to ejaculate wherever he pleases. According to Chris, Reldnahc's costume in [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]] is based on that of [[Wikipedia:List_of_Excel_Saga_characters#Key|Key]], a [[Wikipedia:Bishōnen|''bishōnen'']] [[Wikipedia:J-rock|J-rock]] star in ''[[Excel Saga]]'', whose sexuality unnerved Chris.<ref>[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]]</ref>

{{quote|I'm straight, he's a homo.|[[Mumble 11]]}}

==Fictional biography==
[[Image:083-ReldnahcHeTaque.jpg|thumb|Reldnahc Ha-Taque]]

[[Image:Dissidia artwork kuja.png|thumb|left|Reldnahc's codpiece has found popularity among quite a few villians.]]

Acting on behalf of [[Wikipedia:Team Rocket|Team Rocket]], Naitsirhc Giovanni first menaced CWCville shortly after [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] first evolved from a [[Pikachu]]. While Sonichu and Rosechu were shopping at [[CWCville Mall]], Naitsirhc unleashed a [[Pokémon#Zapdos|Zapdos]] to abduct [[Rosechu]] as bait to capture Sonichu. Provoked into action, Sonichu quickly confused and overpowered the Zapdos with his Double Team attack, and forced Naitsirhc to withdraw. Naitsirhc vowed he would capture Sonichu someday.

Naitsirhc did not come away empty-handed. The tissue samples and surveillance photos he obtained were used by his adoptive father, [[Giovanni]], to convince [[Robotnik]] to form an alliance. Together, Robotnik and [[Team Rocket]] aspired to create a clone of Sonichu. However, Team Rocket researcher [[Bill the Scientist]] accidentally spilled cherry cola onto Sonichu's DNA sample, creating unexpected side effects in the clone. Naitsirhc was the first to notice the clone's [[niggo|darker complexion]], and named the new creature "[[Black Sonichu]]". Direct authority over the clone was assigned to Naitsirhc, who asserted himself as Blachu's master and coordinated field missions for the shadowy [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].

Naitsirhc first sent Black Sonichu to kidnap Rosechu, again using the girl as bait for Sonichu, which might well have succeeded if not for [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. In his second outing, Blachu was ordered by Naitsirhc to obtain the [[Legendary Master Sunstone]] from [[Flame the Sunbird]], another mission resulting only in failure.

Naitsirhc's subsequent activities would remain unclear until the day [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Count Graduon]] invaded [[CWCville]] with their army of [[Jerkops]]. During this battle, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] was pulled into Graduon's [[Dark Mirror Hole]], triggering a part of the [[Anchuent Prophecy]]:

{{quote|When the original medal is submerged in darkness, the dark medal will appear, and he who's [''sic''] name is reverse, will transform into the ultimate dark being.}}

At the same moment in Viridian City, Naitsirhc was suddenly able to hear Christian's thoughts, and a Black Sonichu version of Christian's [[medallion]] materialized on his chest. By the time Black Sonichu discovered his master's condition, he had completely transformed into the foretold ultimate dark being: a green Sonic recolor in a codpiece. Naitsirhc now desired to rule the world and kill Christian using the seven [[Sonichu Balls]]. According to Black Sonichu, Naitsirhc began acting rudely to Giovanni and insulting Blachu at every opportunity. Most diabolically, Naitsirhc soiled Black Sonichu's rocket boots with whipped cream (originally [[semen|some creamy stuff]]). That's some ultimate dark being.

[[Image:Queef.jpg|thumb|left|Naitsirhc launches his Special Mangina Attack.]]
Naitsirhc, now styling himself as "Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc", now possessed the same abilities as Christian, including the power to transform into an Electric Hedgehog Furfag form, '''Reldnahc Ha-Taque''' (by invoking the words "Dark [[Wikipedia:Shocker (hand gesture)|Shocker]] Power"), and the ability to fire the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]'s evil twin, the ''Quee-fee-mae-mo-bo-bo''<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_88 Issue 9 Page 88]</ref>, whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean. While Christian and his allies were discussing the need to obtain the Sonichu Balls to rescue [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], Black Sonichu and Reldnahc broke into a jewelry store at the [[CWCville Mall]] to steal one of the precious Balls. In their respective hedgehog forms, Chris and Reldnahc fought a lengthy, strenuous battle at high-speed, culminating at [[Manchester High School]], where the unexpected return of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] saved Christian from certain doom. A blow to the head from Bionic's basketball knocked Reldnahc against the gymnasium bleachers, leaving him in a coma for ten weeks. Upon recovering, Reldnahc swore revenge against Bionic.

Naitsirhc was next seen attending a conference of the enemies of Christian Chandler, held to discuss plans following Christian's disappearance in the [[Time Void|time void]]. He was among a group of evil Electric Hedgehogs that terrorized the city, along with [[Silvana]] and [[Wes_Iseli#Wes-Li_Sonichu|Wes-Li]]. During a confrontation with Bionic, he attempted to get his revenge with a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|embarrassment curse]], but Bionic was somehow able to grab the ethereal energy like a basketball and throw it back, causing Naitsirhc to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit his pants]]. He retreated in embarrassment, vowing vengeance again. For whatever reason, Chris is really playing up Bionic as a rival to Naitsirhc; if he's put any thought into this at all, it might be because [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] ends with Chris writing himself out of the comic, supposedly forever. Although he's back in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], with an even bigger [[Chris and his ego|plot significance]] than ever before.

Toward the end of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], Reldnahc is injected with the gay vaccine and, since apparently one can only access the Anchuent powers by being homo, robbed of his ability to turn into Reldnahc Ha-Taque. Assuming this has driven the evil from Reldnahc, Chris has him warped away to [[Kel]], where he shall never be seen again, and the two can fall in (STRAIGHT!) love. Which is totally just that easy to predict.

==References==
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==See also==
{{Fan art|chris=Naitsirhc}}
*[[Homos]]
*[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]], his [[Homo|gayer]] counterpart.
*[[Giovanni]]
*[[Blake]]

{{Sonichu}}
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[[Category:Characters]][[Category:Villains]][[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/ReldnahcNNaitsirhc Naitsirhc's YouTube]

Sonichu (comic)

2010-11-29T06:58:20Z

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[[Image:SonichuLogo.png|center|Man's ultimate Rorschach test]]

{{quote|My art speaks for me.|Christian [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts|introducing his oeuvre]].}}

'''''Sonichu''''' was [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s official poorly [[Art|drawn]] and [[Chris and writing|written]] comic book adventures of him and his (imaginary) friends. Despite starting out as a comic about the titular character, it quickly turned into a wish-fulfillment outlet for Chris and his depraved fantasies, with Sonichu being a main character in-name-only, playing second fiddle to Chris's almighty Mary Sue self-inset.

==Introduction==
[[Image:SonicVsSonichu.jpg|thumb|180px|[[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (comics)|THE WORLD'S MOST WAY PAST COOL COMIC!]]]]
The inadvertent shattering of his heart from [[Sarah Hammer]], along with the expulsion from English class and the confrontation with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] provided the impetus for Christian to kick-start the comic series in full [[Fail|force]]. It initially served as a complement to his [[Love Quest]] as a feeble attempt to link an accomplishment, or boast his own self-worth to unsuspecting prey...after all, Sonichu ''is'' "Zappin' to the Extreme!" He is Christian Weston Chandler's ''only'' son, and the first ''way past cooler'' Electric Hedgehog Pokémon!

If you haven't closed this page yet:
* It's because despite reading, and re-reading the words...it still doesn't make it any sense.
* You are an aspiring [[autistic]] artist looking for some inspiration.
* You're laughing so hard you can't wait for what comes next!

The comics series has been hosted on the various incarnations of Christian's [[Sonichu site|homepage]] (currently hosted nowhere), and was originally promoted from his now defunct ''Sonichu'' business cards. Each new addition to the series would proudly sport the now-infamous ''to be continued'' disclaimer page. In fact, the comics are not updated with any regular frequency: In five years Chris has yet to complete ''twelve'' issues. This, of course, from a man who is [[Wikipedia:NEET|not in employment, education, or training]]. With a page-rate such as this you know you can count on the [[fail|quality]]!

==Reader's Guide to ''Sonichu''==

===How-to and overview===
[[Image:JargonPage.jpg|thumb|180px|The ever infamous JARGON page.]]
[[Image:ComicTBCont.jpg|thumb|180px|TO BE CONTINUED (c) 2001-????]]
The ''Sonichu'' series began with issue #0 instead of #1, and each issue contained multiple separately-numbered "episodes", so [[trolls|readers]] often lost track of which story happened in which issue. For example, [[Black Sonichu]] was introduced in Episode 4, which was the fifth story in the overall series and the first story in ''Sonichu'' #1, which was in turn the second comic. Further confounding matters were the [[Sub-Episodes]] about Christian's [[Love Quest]], which appeared in issues #0-4 and were numbered separately from the main stories.

Issues #0-1 featured [[Sonichu]] as the unchallenged star of the series, with Christian as a supporting character also appearing in the backup strips. By issue #2, the comic had abruptly transitioned to Christian encountering people from his real life in shitty [[anime]] battles. Token attempts to tell Sonichu stories and introduce Sonichu spin-off characters were made in #3, but all pretense was dropped in #4-7 as the series becomes a vehicle for Christian, as the leader of a heroic band of Muppets, to battle against an old woman and a group of ineffectual security guards, and later on, against people who didn't like the comic.

The comic series was presented as if it were a cartoon or [[anime]] (which might explain why the comics mimic visual effects that work in an audiovisual context but [[fail]] on paper), and was encapsulated into ''seasons'' with various episodes (or ''series'', for some of our Eurofag friends). [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] was intended to wrap up the ''first season'' of ''Sonichu'', however, it appears that Christian will fall slightly short of the standard 26 episode "full season" run. This opened a can of worms as to the current vision of the comics: Was ''Sonichu'' intended to be the hit action/adventure soap-opera TV show that is broadcast in [[CWCville]], or was it the historical documentation of Christian's and Sonichu's life and times? Perhaps it was destined to be the Gospel from the Stay-at-Home Autistic Virgin Male, ''[[Chris and religion#Delusions of Godhood.3F|hallowed be His name]]''. Either way it remained unanswered whether Christian continues on with the series because he has a vain, misguided belief that some TRUE and HONEST soul would consider these as "storyboards" for proper licensing and production.

===Art imitating life===
Sensing some criticism for the self-centeredness of his work, Christian wrote himself out of the series toward the end of [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], trapping the Christian character in the [[Time Void]] so that the storyline could focus on other characters. Despite this, Sonichu still served as a strong Mary Sue character, as seen in Sonichu fighting [[4-cent_garbage.com]] in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. This self-imposed exile lasted about five minutes, as Christian managed to make a cameo on page 18 of '''Sonichu'' #8.

He returned from the Time Void at the end of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], giving all non-Christian characters approximately one issue to have the spotlight to themselves, during which they mostly talked about how much they loved Christian and hoped he would return safely. On the final page of the issue, Chris claimed that he would write himself out of the series permanently, giving his characters the opportunity to shine on their own. He went back on this promise almost the moment he made it — issue #10 is one of the most Christian-centric of the entire series.

Following the theft of his [[Medallions of Fail]] by [[Blanca]], Christian immediately released a new comic adapting the theft into his fictional canon and explaining that the TRUE source of his power lay in his [[High School Ring of Fail]]. Since this story was necessarily set after Christian escapes the time void, it was deemed a special preview of ''Sonichu'' #10, despite the fact that Chris had at that point not finished ''Sonichu'' #8 or even begun ''Sonichu'' #9.

The entire ''Sonichu'' series has been faithfully adapted into [[audiobooks]] on YouTube.

In the closest the series will ever come to a real critical review, the ''Sonichu'' comic (although it was webcomics in general for reasons explained in the video) was #3 on Atop the Fourth Wall's Linkara "Top 15 Comics I'll Never Review" video (being beaten only by Spider-Man's One More Day and any Sonic comic). Linkara states that he is aware of this abomination and does not want to bring further attention to it. That's right folks, the comic is so bad that a critic who reviews awful comics won't even touch it! Plus he reviewed a Sonic comic anyway for his subsequent 100th issue, so now it's #2.

==List of issues==

{|class="wikitable"
! style="background:silver;" | Issue
! style="background:silver;" colspan="2" | Episode
! style="background:silver;" width=20% | Title
! style="background:silver;" | Plot summary
|-
| rowspan="5"|[[Image:issuezero.jpg|150px]] '''[[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]'''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 1
| "Sonichu's Orgin"
| The amazing origin story of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon! ''First appearance of [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Sonichu]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Kel]], [[Rosechu]]. Only appearance of [[Perfect Chaos]].''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 2
| "Genesis of the Lovehogs"
| The origin story of how Sonichu and Rosechu became a true loving couple!
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 3
| "Sonichu vs. Naitsirhc"
| The first meeting between Sonichu and Naitsirhc! ''First appearance of [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]].
|-
|bgcolor="white" height="10px"|
| colspan="2"|"Classic Sonichu Strips"
| Random stupid stories with Sonichu. ''First appearance of [[Black Sonichu]] (Blake), [[Jerkops]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Only appearance of [[Metonic]], [[Vamprosa]] and [[Barbara Chandler]].''
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 1
| Christian Chandler in "Jerkop-tastropie"
| The first Sub-Episode! This details Christian's first encounter with the Jerkops!
|-
| rowspan="4"|[[File:issueone.jpg|150px]] '''[[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]]'''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 4
| Black Sonichu in "Darkness, Speed, & Lightning!"
| The origin of Blake! ''First appearance of [[Doctor Robotnik]], [[Giovanni]] and [[Bill the Scientist]].''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 5
| Sonichu in "Informal Meeting"
| Blake kidnaps Rosechu, Sonic and Sonichu run into each other, then team up.
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 6
| "Sonic & Sonichu "Black Metal Combat""
| Sonic and Sonichu fight Robotnik's latest creation. ''Only appearance of [[Metal Sonichu]].''
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 2
| Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"
| The comic version of Chris's encounter with Hanna. ''Only appearance of [[Hanna]].''
|-
| rowspan="4"|[[File:SchuComic3Cover.jpg|150px]] '''[[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]'''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 7
| Sonichu in "Anchuent Prophecy"
| Chris takes over the story as his Sonichu medallion unleashes the power of the [[Anchuent Prophecy]]. ''First appearance of [[Sarah Hammer]], [[Wes Iseli]], [[Ancient Leader of the Cherokee Clan]].'' '' Only appearance of the Keeper of the Destiny Cave.''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 8
| Christian Chandler in "Chaos & Serenity"
| The three empowered hedgehogs meet and fight. ''First appearance of [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] and [[Saramah Rosechu]].''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 9
| Chris-Chan, Saramah, & Wes-Li in "The Evil that Stomped CWCville"
| Saramah breaks up with Wes-Li as Slaweel the Witch makes her first big attack on CWCville! ''First appearance of [[Count Graduon]].''
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 3
| Christian Chandler & Sonichu in "Witch Confront"
| Chris and Sonichu confront Slaweel!
|-
| rowspan="3"|[[File:Issue3.jpg|150px]] '''[[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]]'''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 10
| "Sonichu Babies"
| The origins of the Chaotic Combo! ''First appearance of [[Wild Sonichu]], [[Bubbles Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan]], [[Angelica Rosechu]], [[Punchy Sonichu]], [[Sonee and Rosey]]. Only appearance of Nabe, [[Mypoe]] and the [[Boulder-Dropping Whale]].''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 11
| The Chaotic Combo in "When Hedgehogs Meet"
| Blake steals the Master Sunstone and the Chaotic Combo unite! ''Only appearance of [[Flame the Sunbird]].''
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 4
| Christian Chandler in "McAttack"
| Chris is attacked in the M-C-D-ville by two Manajerks! ''First appearance of [[B-Manajerk]], [[Merried Seinor Comic]], [[W-M Manajerk]], [[Darkbind Sonichu]].'' ''Only appearance of Super Chris-Chan Sonichu.''
|-
| rowspan="8"|[[File:Issue4.jpg|150px]] '''[[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]'''
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 1
| Christian Chandler in "Jerkop-tastropie"
| Reprinted from ''Sonichu'' #0.
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 2
| Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"
| Reprinted from ''Sonichu'' #1.
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 3
| Christian Chandler & Sonichu in "Witch Confront"
| Reprinted from ''Sonichu'' #2.
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 4
| Christian Chandler in "McAttack"
| Reprinted from ''Sonichu'' #3.
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 5
| Christian Chandler in "McAttack part 2"
| Crystal appears to save the day as the W-M Manajerk attacks! ''First appearance of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]], [[W-M Manajerk]]. Last appearance of the [[Ancient Leader of the Cherokee Clan]].''
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 6
| "Christian Chandler's Backyard Safari"
| Chris gives us an inside look at the Jerkops. ''First appearance of [[ScotPalazzo]].''
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 7
| Christian Chandler in "Off-Target"
| Bagget arrives to attack Chris! ''First appearance of [[Bagget]] and [[Crackder]].''
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 8
|Christian Chandler in "Off-Target part 2"
| Chris is taken captive, but is rescued by Crystal!
|-
| rowspan="2"|[[File:SchuComic6Cover.jpg|150px]] '''[[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]]'''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 12
| Christian Chandler in "My Best Friend's Cherokian Wedding"
| Chris attends Sarah Hammer's wedding, which is spoiled by Wes-Li Sonichu. Chris, with the aid of [[Megan Schroeder]], saves the day. ''First appearance of [[Megagi La Skunk]].'' ''Only appearances of [[William Spicer]] and [[Sailor Megtune]].''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 13
| "Shattered Hearts & Entrapment"
| Slaweel initiates an attack on CWCville, leading to Crystal getting trapped in the mirror! ''First appearance of [[DJ Jamsta]].''
|-
| rowspan="2"|[[File:Sonichu Issue 6.jpg|150px]] '''[[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]'''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 12.5
| "One Lucky Dog"
| Chris's dog, Patti, is transported to CWCville and becomes a anthropomorphic dog with magic powers. ''First appearance of [[Patti-Chan]] and [[Allison Amber]].''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 14
| "Evil is Afoot!"
| Chris and the Chaotic Combo begin their quest for the Sonichu Balls as Reldnahc makes his appearance. ''First appearance of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]].''
|-
| rowspan="3"|[[File:Sonichu Issue 7.jpg|150px]] '''[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]'''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 15
| Sonichu, Magi-Chan and Christian in "Time for a Ball"
| Chris learns the location of one of the [[Sonichu Balls]] and goes to get it. ''Only appearance of [[Sammy]].''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 16
| C.W.C. and Sonichu in "Time Hogs"
| Chris and Sonichu retrieve a Sonichu Ball, only for Chris to be lost in the [[Time Void]].
|-
|bgcolor="white" height="10px"|
| colspan="2"|"Tune in Everyday to Station KCWC for Everything!"
| DJ Jamsta interviews Blanca and Jiggliami. ''First appearance of [[Jiggliami]].'' ''Only appearance of [[Blanca]].''
|-
|rowspan="2"|[[File:Sonichu8.jpg|150px]] '''[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]'''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 17
| "Rage Against the Garbage"
| After sex, Sonichu and Rosechu learn about [[4-cent_garbage.com]] and go to confront Jason Kendrick Howell over his work. They get a Sonichu Ball for their trouble. ''First appearance of [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] and [[The Incredible Lioness]].''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 18
| "Spring Break, 2008"
| Silvana makes her move as Jiggliami warns the others of her plans and they get another Sonichu Ball. ''First appearance of [[Zapina]], [[Simonla Rosechu]] and [[Silvana]].'' ''Last appearance of [[Jiggliami]].'' '' Only appearance of [[Yawning Squirtle]].''
|-
|rowspan="2"| [[File:SchuComic9.jpg|150px]] '''[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]'''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 19
| "Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)"
| THRILL to the wonder that is Chris's Dating Education classes! ''First appearance of [[Reginald Sneasel]], [[Layla]] and Rita Jackaras.'' ''Only appearance of Ms. Jackaras.''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 20
| "CWC-Defense"
| The PVCC mount a massive attack on CWCVille! Chris is later pulled out of the Time Void. ''First appearance of [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], [[Power Rangers]].'' ''Only appearance of [[BILLY MAYS]].''
|-
| [[File:Issue 10 Cover.jpg|150px]] '''[[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]'''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 21
| Christian Chandler in "Director Amenities"
| | [[Ego|Chris rains holy hell on all his enemies!]] ''First appearance of [[Clyde Cash]], [[Jack Thaddeus]], [[Lovely Weather]], [[Asperchu]], [[Chaotic Combo (Asperchu)]], Metal Asperchu, [[Asperpedia Four]] and [[Sandy Rosechu]].'' ''Deaths of Reldnahc, Jason Kendrick Howell, Asperchu, Clyde Cash, Jack Thaddeus, Chaotic Combo (Asperchu), Metal Asperchu, Asperpedia Four, Slaweel the Witch, homosexuality, asexuality, Simonla.''
|-
| rowspan="2"|[[File:Issue 11 Cover.jpg|150px]] '''[[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]'''
|bgcolor="white" height="10px"|
| colspan="2"|"A Sonichu Christmas"
| [[Christmas]] is coming, and Sonichu, Rosechu and their children faff about the place doing nothing of importance.
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 22
| [Clip Show Episode]
| Chris has stated that "The reboot will happen in Book 11 with the Clip Show Episode; most questions will be answered and plots revealed."
|-
| [[File:Issue 12 Cover.jpg|150px]] '''[[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]]'''
|}

==Unfinished and unreleased issues==
These comics are not yet completed by Chris, and most of them were briefly seen in videos during the [[Ivy]] saga. Most of the unreleased comics were obtained by trolls and publicly released.

===Unreleased===
{|class="wikitable"
! style="background:silver;" | Image
! style="background:silver;" | Issue
! style="background:silver;" colspan="2" | Episode
! style="background:silver;" width=20% | Title
! style="background:silver;" | Plot summary
|-
| rowspan="1"|[[File:CWCVictoryForIvy.jpg|150px]]
| rowspan="1"|[[Sonichu Special 1|''Sonichu Special'' #1]]
|bgcolor="red" height="10px"|
| Special 1
| Unnamed
| Chris rescues Ivy from the clutches of "Cly". Six pages are known to exist. ''First appearance of [[Ivy]] and [[Clyde Cash]]].''
|-
| rowspan="1"|[[File:IvyWedding.jpg|150px]]
| rowspan="1"|''[[Wedding Comic]]''
|bgcolor="red" height="10px"|
| Special 2
| "Wedding Comic"
| The fail-tastic union of Chris and Ivy. ''Only appearances of Spas the Cat, Canino Houndhowl, Lilith, Rachel, [[Ching Chong]], unnamed priest.''
|-
| rowspan="1"|[[File:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg|150px]]
| rowspan="1"|''[[Giant Penis Comic]]''
|bgcolor="red" height="10px"|
| Special 3
| "Penis Comic"
| The even more fail-tastic honeymoon of Chris and Ivy. ''Last appearances of [[Ivy]] and [[Officer Keino]].''
|-
| rowspan="1"|[[File:SchuComicSP4P3.jpg|150px]]
| rowspan="1"|[[Sonichu Special 4|''Sonichu Special'' #4]]
|bgcolor="red" height="10px"|
| Special 4
| "Gun Comic"
| Chris rescues Kacey from Liquid (though it's unclear why Kacey needs to be rescued if she's in a consensual relationship with Liquid), shoots Liquid in the shins, and then makes out with Kacey. Only special to be fully finished. ''Only appearances of [[Kacey]], Kacey's mom, [[Matthew Devoria]], [[Liquid Chris]].''
|}

Chris has claimed that in total he [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|plans to complete 50 to 100 issues in his life time]].

==Currently==
On 27 May 2010, Chris announced that he was abandoning the CWCipedia to the trolls. On 30 October 2010, Chris claimed that the trolls [[DrainedCreativity|drained his creativity]] and scared him into drawing any more ''Sonichu''. Will another [[Ryan Cash]] surface? *hint hint*

==Adaptations and related work==

*''Sonichu'' Remake
*''Sonichu'' Finale
*[[Audiobooks|''Sonichu'' the Audiobook Saga (TM)]]
*''Sonichu: The Animated Series
*"Sonichu R, a rewrite on ff.net

==External links==

{{CWCipedia|chris=Sonichu Comic Collection|linkname=the Sonichu Comic Collection}}
*[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu_Comic_Collection CWCipedia comic archive (Episode 20 updates included)]
*[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sonichu TV Tropes article detailing everything wrong with ''Sonichu''] (Page blown to smithereens and locked for bullshit reasons)
*[http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html Video stating that ''Sonichu'' is too bad to be on a series about bad comics.]

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Sonichu]]
[[Category:Comic]]

Sonichu (comic)

2010-11-29T06:57:37Z

Magechu: /* Adaptations and related work */

[[Image:SonichuLogo.png|center|Man's ultimate Rorschach test]]

{{quote|My art speaks for me.|Christian [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts|introducing his oeuvre]].}}

'''''Sonichu''''' was [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s official poorly [[Art|drawn]] and [[Chris and writing|written]] comic book adventures of him and his (imaginary) friends. Despite starting out as a comic about the titular character, it quickly turned into a wish-fulfillment outlet for Chris and his depraved fantasies, with Sonichu being a main character in-name-only, playing second fiddle to Chris's almighty Mary Sue self-inset.

==Introduction==
[[Image:SonicVsSonichu.jpg|thumb|180px|[[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (comics)|THE WORLD'S MOST WAY PAST COOL COMIC!]]]]
The inadvertent shattering of his heart from [[Sarah Hammer]], along with the expulsion from English class and the confrontation with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] provided the impetus for Christian to kick-start the comic series in full [[Fail|force]]. It initially served as a complement to his [[Love Quest]] as a feeble attempt to link an accomplishment, or boast his own self-worth to unsuspecting prey...after all, Sonichu ''is'' "Zappin' to the Extreme!" He is Christian Weston Chandler's ''only'' son, and the first ''way past cooler'' Electric Hedgehog Pokémon!

If you haven't closed this page yet:
* It's because despite reading, and re-reading the words...it still doesn't make it any sense.
* You are an aspiring [[autistic]] artist looking for some inspiration.
* You're laughing so hard you can't wait for what comes next!

The comics series has been hosted on the various incarnations of Christian's [[Sonichu site|homepage]] (currently hosted nowhere), and was originally promoted from his now defunct ''Sonichu'' business cards. Each new addition to the series would proudly sport the now-infamous ''to be continued'' disclaimer page. In fact, the comics are not updated with any regular frequency: In five years Chris has yet to complete ''twelve'' issues. This, of course, from a man who is [[Wikipedia:NEET|not in employment, education, or training]]. With a page-rate such as this you know you can count on the [[fail|quality]]!

==Reader's Guide to ''Sonichu''==

===How-to and overview===
[[Image:JargonPage.jpg|thumb|180px|The ever infamous JARGON page.]]
[[Image:ComicTBCont.jpg|thumb|180px|TO BE CONTINUED (c) 2001-????]]
The ''Sonichu'' series began with issue #0 instead of #1, and each issue contained multiple separately-numbered "episodes", so [[trolls|readers]] often lost track of which story happened in which issue. For example, [[Black Sonichu]] was introduced in Episode 4, which was the fifth story in the overall series and the first story in ''Sonichu'' #1, which was in turn the second comic. Further confounding matters were the [[Sub-Episodes]] about Christian's [[Love Quest]], which appeared in issues #0-4 and were numbered separately from the main stories.

Issues #0-1 featured [[Sonichu]] as the unchallenged star of the series, with Christian as a supporting character also appearing in the backup strips. By issue #2, the comic had abruptly transitioned to Christian encountering people from his real life in shitty [[anime]] battles. Token attempts to tell Sonichu stories and introduce Sonichu spin-off characters were made in #3, but all pretense was dropped in #4-7 as the series becomes a vehicle for Christian, as the leader of a heroic band of Muppets, to battle against an old woman and a group of ineffectual security guards, and later on, against people who didn't like the comic.

The comic series was presented as if it were a cartoon or [[anime]] (which might explain why the comics mimic visual effects that work in an audiovisual context but [[fail]] on paper), and was encapsulated into ''seasons'' with various episodes (or ''series'', for some of our Eurofag friends). [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] was intended to wrap up the ''first season'' of ''Sonichu'', however, it appears that Christian will fall slightly short of the standard 26 episode "full season" run. This opened a can of worms as to the current vision of the comics: Was ''Sonichu'' intended to be the hit action/adventure soap-opera TV show that is broadcast in [[CWCville]], or was it the historical documentation of Christian's and Sonichu's life and times? Perhaps it was destined to be the Gospel from the Stay-at-Home Autistic Virgin Male, ''[[Chris and religion#Delusions of Godhood.3F|hallowed be His name]]''. Either way it remained unanswered whether Christian continues on with the series because he has a vain, misguided belief that some TRUE and HONEST soul would consider these as "storyboards" for proper licensing and production.

===Art imitating life===
Sensing some criticism for the self-centeredness of his work, Christian wrote himself out of the series toward the end of [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], trapping the Christian character in the [[Time Void]] so that the storyline could focus on other characters. Despite this, Sonichu still served as a strong Mary Sue character, as seen in Sonichu fighting [[4-cent_garbage.com]] in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. This self-imposed exile lasted about five minutes, as Christian managed to make a cameo on page 18 of '''Sonichu'' #8.

He returned from the Time Void at the end of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], giving all non-Christian characters approximately one issue to have the spotlight to themselves, during which they mostly talked about how much they loved Christian and hoped he would return safely. On the final page of the issue, Chris claimed that he would write himself out of the series permanently, giving his characters the opportunity to shine on their own. He went back on this promise almost the moment he made it — issue #10 is one of the most Christian-centric of the entire series.

Following the theft of his [[Medallions of Fail]] by [[Blanca]], Christian immediately released a new comic adapting the theft into his fictional canon and explaining that the TRUE source of his power lay in his [[High School Ring of Fail]]. Since this story was necessarily set after Christian escapes the time void, it was deemed a special preview of ''Sonichu'' #10, despite the fact that Chris had at that point not finished ''Sonichu'' #8 or even begun ''Sonichu'' #9.

The entire ''Sonichu'' series has been faithfully adapted into [[audiobooks]] on YouTube.

In the closest the series will ever come to a real critical review, the ''Sonichu'' comic (although it was webcomics in general for reasons explained in the video) was #3 on Atop the Fourth Wall's Linkara "Top 15 Comics I'll Never Review" video (being beaten only by Spider-Man's One More Day and any Sonic comic). Linkara states that he is aware of this abomination and does not want to bring further attention to it. That's right folks, the comic is so bad that a critic who reviews awful comics won't even touch it! Plus he reviewed a Sonic comic anyway for his subsequent 100th issue, so now it's #2.

==List of issues==

{|class="wikitable"
! style="background:silver;" | Issue
! style="background:silver;" colspan="2" | Episode
! style="background:silver;" width=20% | Title
! style="background:silver;" | Plot summary
|-
| rowspan="5"|[[Image:issuezero.jpg|150px]] '''[[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]'''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 1
| "Sonichu's Orgin"
| The amazing origin story of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon! ''First appearance of [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Sonichu]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Kel]], [[Rosechu]]. Only appearance of [[Perfect Chaos]].''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 2
| "Genesis of the Lovehogs"
| The origin story of how Sonichu and Rosechu became a true loving couple!
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 3
| "Sonichu vs. Naitsirhc"
| The first meeting between Sonichu and Naitsirhc! ''First appearance of [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]].
|-
|bgcolor="white" height="10px"|
| colspan="2"|"Classic Sonichu Strips"
| Random stupid stories with Sonichu. ''First appearance of [[Black Sonichu]] (Blake), [[Jerkops]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Only appearance of [[Metonic]], [[Vamprosa]] and [[Barbara Chandler]].''
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 1
| Christian Chandler in "Jerkop-tastropie"
| The first Sub-Episode! This details Christian's first encounter with the Jerkops!
|-
| rowspan="4"|[[File:issueone.jpg|150px]] '''[[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]]'''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 4
| Black Sonichu in "Darkness, Speed, & Lightning!"
| The origin of Blake! ''First appearance of [[Doctor Robotnik]], [[Giovanni]] and [[Bill the Scientist]].''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 5
| Sonichu in "Informal Meeting"
| Blake kidnaps Rosechu, Sonic and Sonichu run into each other, then team up.
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 6
| "Sonic & Sonichu "Black Metal Combat""
| Sonic and Sonichu fight Robotnik's latest creation. ''Only appearance of [[Metal Sonichu]].''
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 2
| Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"
| The comic version of Chris's encounter with Hanna. ''Only appearance of [[Hanna]].''
|-
| rowspan="4"|[[File:SchuComic3Cover.jpg|150px]] '''[[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]'''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 7
| Sonichu in "Anchuent Prophecy"
| Chris takes over the story as his Sonichu medallion unleashes the power of the [[Anchuent Prophecy]]. ''First appearance of [[Sarah Hammer]], [[Wes Iseli]], [[Ancient Leader of the Cherokee Clan]].'' '' Only appearance of the Keeper of the Destiny Cave.''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 8
| Christian Chandler in "Chaos & Serenity"
| The three empowered hedgehogs meet and fight. ''First appearance of [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] and [[Saramah Rosechu]].''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 9
| Chris-Chan, Saramah, & Wes-Li in "The Evil that Stomped CWCville"
| Saramah breaks up with Wes-Li as Slaweel the Witch makes her first big attack on CWCville! ''First appearance of [[Count Graduon]].''
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 3
| Christian Chandler & Sonichu in "Witch Confront"
| Chris and Sonichu confront Slaweel!
|-
| rowspan="3"|[[File:Issue3.jpg|150px]] '''[[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]]'''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 10
| "Sonichu Babies"
| The origins of the Chaotic Combo! ''First appearance of [[Wild Sonichu]], [[Bubbles Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan]], [[Angelica Rosechu]], [[Punchy Sonichu]], [[Sonee and Rosey]]. Only appearance of Nabe, [[Mypoe]] and the [[Boulder-Dropping Whale]].''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 11
| The Chaotic Combo in "When Hedgehogs Meet"
| Blake steals the Master Sunstone and the Chaotic Combo unite! ''Only appearance of [[Flame the Sunbird]].''
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 4
| Christian Chandler in "McAttack"
| Chris is attacked in the M-C-D-ville by two Manajerks! ''First appearance of [[B-Manajerk]], [[Merried Seinor Comic]], [[W-M Manajerk]], [[Darkbind Sonichu]].'' ''Only appearance of Super Chris-Chan Sonichu.''
|-
| rowspan="8"|[[File:Issue4.jpg|150px]] '''[[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]'''
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 1
| Christian Chandler in "Jerkop-tastropie"
| Reprinted from ''Sonichu'' #0.
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 2
| Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"
| Reprinted from ''Sonichu'' #1.
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 3
| Christian Chandler & Sonichu in "Witch Confront"
| Reprinted from ''Sonichu'' #2.
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 4
| Christian Chandler in "McAttack"
| Reprinted from ''Sonichu'' #3.
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 5
| Christian Chandler in "McAttack part 2"
| Crystal appears to save the day as the W-M Manajerk attacks! ''First appearance of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]], [[W-M Manajerk]]. Last appearance of the [[Ancient Leader of the Cherokee Clan]].''
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 6
| "Christian Chandler's Backyard Safari"
| Chris gives us an inside look at the Jerkops. ''First appearance of [[ScotPalazzo]].''
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 7
| Christian Chandler in "Off-Target"
| Bagget arrives to attack Chris! ''First appearance of [[Bagget]] and [[Crackder]].''
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode 8
|Christian Chandler in "Off-Target part 2"
| Chris is taken captive, but is rescued by Crystal!
|-
| rowspan="2"|[[File:SchuComic6Cover.jpg|150px]] '''[[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]]'''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 12
| Christian Chandler in "My Best Friend's Cherokian Wedding"
| Chris attends Sarah Hammer's wedding, which is spoiled by Wes-Li Sonichu. Chris, with the aid of [[Megan Schroeder]], saves the day. ''First appearance of [[Megagi La Skunk]].'' ''Only appearances of [[William Spicer]] and [[Sailor Megtune]].''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 13
| "Shattered Hearts & Entrapment"
| Slaweel initiates an attack on CWCville, leading to Crystal getting trapped in the mirror! ''First appearance of [[DJ Jamsta]].''
|-
| rowspan="2"|[[File:Sonichu Issue 6.jpg|150px]] '''[[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]'''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 12.5
| "One Lucky Dog"
| Chris's dog, Patti, is transported to CWCville and becomes a anthropomorphic dog with magic powers. ''First appearance of [[Patti-Chan]] and [[Allison Amber]].''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 14
| "Evil is Afoot!"
| Chris and the Chaotic Combo begin their quest for the Sonichu Balls as Reldnahc makes his appearance. ''First appearance of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]].''
|-
| rowspan="3"|[[File:Sonichu Issue 7.jpg|150px]] '''[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]'''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 15
| Sonichu, Magi-Chan and Christian in "Time for a Ball"
| Chris learns the location of one of the [[Sonichu Balls]] and goes to get it. ''Only appearance of [[Sammy]].''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 16
| C.W.C. and Sonichu in "Time Hogs"
| Chris and Sonichu retrieve a Sonichu Ball, only for Chris to be lost in the [[Time Void]].
|-
|bgcolor="white" height="10px"|
| colspan="2"|"Tune in Everyday to Station KCWC for Everything!"
| DJ Jamsta interviews Blanca and Jiggliami. ''First appearance of [[Jiggliami]].'' ''Only appearance of [[Blanca]].''
|-
|rowspan="2"|[[File:Sonichu8.jpg|150px]] '''[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]'''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 17
| "Rage Against the Garbage"
| After sex, Sonichu and Rosechu learn about [[4-cent_garbage.com]] and go to confront Jason Kendrick Howell over his work. They get a Sonichu Ball for their trouble. ''First appearance of [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] and [[The Incredible Lioness]].''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 18
| "Spring Break, 2008"
| Silvana makes her move as Jiggliami warns the others of her plans and they get another Sonichu Ball. ''First appearance of [[Zapina]], [[Simonla Rosechu]] and [[Silvana]].'' ''Last appearance of [[Jiggliami]].'' '' Only appearance of [[Yawning Squirtle]].''
|-
|rowspan="2"| [[File:SchuComic9.jpg|150px]] '''[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]'''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 19
| "Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)"
| THRILL to the wonder that is Chris's Dating Education classes! ''First appearance of [[Reginald Sneasel]], [[Layla]] and Rita Jackaras.'' ''Only appearance of Ms. Jackaras.''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 20
| "CWC-Defense"
| The PVCC mount a massive attack on CWCVille! Chris is later pulled out of the Time Void. ''First appearance of [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], [[Power Rangers]].'' ''Only appearance of [[BILLY MAYS]].''
|-
| [[File:Issue 10 Cover.jpg|150px]] '''[[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]'''
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 21
| Christian Chandler in "Director Amenities"
| | [[Ego|Chris rains holy hell on all his enemies!]] ''First appearance of [[Clyde Cash]], [[Jack Thaddeus]], [[Lovely Weather]], [[Asperchu]], [[Chaotic Combo (Asperchu)]], Metal Asperchu, [[Asperpedia Four]] and [[Sandy Rosechu]].'' ''Deaths of Reldnahc, Jason Kendrick Howell, Asperchu, Clyde Cash, Jack Thaddeus, Chaotic Combo (Asperchu), Metal Asperchu, Asperpedia Four, Slaweel the Witch, homosexuality, asexuality, Simonla.''
|-
| rowspan="2"|[[File:Issue 11 Cover.jpg|150px]] '''[[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]'''
|bgcolor="white" height="10px"|
| colspan="2"|"A Sonichu Christmas"
| [[Christmas]] is coming, and Sonichu, Rosechu and their children faff about the place doing nothing of importance.
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode 22
| [Clip Show Episode]
| Chris has stated that "The reboot will happen in Book 11 with the Clip Show Episode; most questions will be answered and plots revealed."
|-
| [[File:Issue 12 Cover.jpg|150px]] '''[[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]]'''
|}

==Unfinished and unreleased issues==
These comics are not yet completed by Chris, and most of them were briefly seen in videos during the [[Ivy]] saga. Most of the unreleased comics were obtained by trolls and publicly released.

===Unreleased===
{|class="wikitable"
! style="background:silver;" | Image
! style="background:silver;" | Issue
! style="background:silver;" colspan="2" | Episode
! style="background:silver;" width=20% | Title
! style="background:silver;" | Plot summary
|-
| rowspan="1"|[[File:CWCVictoryForIvy.jpg|150px]]
| rowspan="1"|[[Sonichu Special 1|''Sonichu Special'' #1]]
|bgcolor="red" height="10px"|
| Special 1
| Unnamed
| Chris rescues Ivy from the clutches of "Cly". Six pages are known to exist. ''First appearance of [[Ivy]] and [[Clyde Cash]]].''
|-
| rowspan="1"|[[File:IvyWedding.jpg|150px]]
| rowspan="1"|''[[Wedding Comic]]''
|bgcolor="red" height="10px"|
| Special 2
| "Wedding Comic"
| The fail-tastic union of Chris and Ivy. ''Only appearances of Spas the Cat, Canino Houndhowl, Lilith, Rachel, [[Ching Chong]], unnamed priest.''
|-
| rowspan="1"|[[File:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg|150px]]
| rowspan="1"|''[[Giant Penis Comic]]''
|bgcolor="red" height="10px"|
| Special 3
| "Penis Comic"
| The even more fail-tastic honeymoon of Chris and Ivy. ''Last appearances of [[Ivy]] and [[Officer Keino]].''
|-
| rowspan="1"|[[File:SchuComicSP4P3.jpg|150px]]
| rowspan="1"|[[Sonichu Special 4|''Sonichu Special'' #4]]
|bgcolor="red" height="10px"|
| Special 4
| "Gun Comic"
| Chris rescues Kacey from Liquid (though it's unclear why Kacey needs to be rescued if she's in a consensual relationship with Liquid), shoots Liquid in the shins, and then makes out with Kacey. Only special to be fully finished. ''Only appearances of [[Kacey]], Kacey's mom, [[Matthew Devoria]], [[Liquid Chris]].''
|}

Chris has claimed that in total he [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|plans to complete 50 to 100 issues in his life time]].

==Currently==
On 27 May 2010, Chris announced that he was abandoning the CWCipedia to the trolls. On 30 October 2010, Chris claimed that the trolls [[DrainedCreativity|drained his creativity]] and scared him into drawing any more ''Sonichu''. Will another [[Ryan Cash]] surface?

==Adaptations and related work==

*''Sonichu'' Remake
*''Sonichu'' Finale
*[[Audiobooks|''Sonichu'' the Audiobook Saga (TM)]]
*''Sonichu: The Animated Series
*"Sonichu R, a rewrite on ff.net

==External links==

{{CWCipedia|chris=Sonichu Comic Collection|linkname=the Sonichu Comic Collection}}
*[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu_Comic_Collection CWCipedia comic archive (Episode 20 updates included)]
*[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sonichu TV Tropes article detailing everything wrong with ''Sonichu''] (Page blown to smithereens and locked for bullshit reasons)
*[http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html Video stating that ''Sonichu'' is too bad to be on a series about bad comics.]

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Sonichu]]
[[Category:Comic]]

Chris in the media

2010-11-14T20:41:32Z

Magechu: /* Internet Media */

[[Chris]], being an attention whore of sorts, has frequently managed to find himself in the '''media''' spotlight. Television, newspapers, magazines and, of course, the internet - if Chris can find some way to earn his [[Wikipedia:15 minutes of fame|15 minutes of fame]], he'll do it.

==Traditional Media==
===Richmond Times-Dispatch===

{{main|IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES}}

In 1993, the ''Richmond Times-Dispatch'' newspaper ran an article detailing how Chris changed his name from "Christopher" to the more well-known "Christian". This is Chris's first known appearance in the media.

===Sonic The Hedgehog Watch And Win Sweepstakes===

{{main|Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes}}

Chris's second appearance in the media was a news report in 1994 chronicling Chris's first victory, winning a contest celebrating one of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoons.

===Chris Chan in the PokéNews===

{{main|Chris Chan in the PokéNews}}

In 1999, Chris made his third appearance in a news report on the growing success of the Pokémon Trading Card Game. He was 17 at the time, and he was playing Pokémon cards with [[Pedofork|kids as young as 8]].

===Nintendo Power Magazine===

{{main|Nintendo Power Magazine}}

Twice, Chris has used the magazine ''Nintendo Power'' to get himself attention. First was a letter Chris wrote telling Nintendo how [[lie|he used a video game to cure his fear of talking to girls]]. The second time detailed Chris's Animal Crossing video, though there he was known as [[Sonichu]], not Chris.

=== WBCN Toucher and Rich ===

{{main|Toucher and Rich Segment}}

On 12 [[May 2009]] Chris's antics became so famous that it sparked the interest of a radio ([http://www.wbcn.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=3705145 podcast]) in Boston. The whole media furor was sparked by the [[I Got A Fish]] video. However, most of the show covered Chris's videos addressed to [[Ivy]].

=== KROQ The Kevin and Bean Show===

{{main|The Kevin and Bean Show Segment}}

One of Chris's [[Captain's Log]]s is dissected by the hosts Kevin and Bean. Notably, the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|video in question]] required ''a full two minutes'' dedicated to disclaimers, as well as censoring of [[Semen#Recycling|certain]] [[Honest content|unairable]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|acts]] .

==Internet Media==
===RayWilliamJohnson===
In one episode of =3, I will end you, Ray made fun of Chris's habbit of drinking his cum. Though he never gave Chris's name, (refereeing to him as 'your average star-trek nerd) he did provide a link to Chris's old channel. This is one of the few videos about Chris not made by a troll.

===Fark.com===
The world-renown Internet portal [http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4369161|Fark linked] to [[ECV 00095]] on 5 [[May 2009]].

{{quote|You don't need to search any longer, the [[The Creepy Stare|creepiest]] person on the internet has been found|A Farker}}

===Heavy.com===
Chris tops the site's list of the 20 Worst Internet Losers, posted 13 [[July 2010]].

{{quote|There could be no other choice to close out this list. [[Christian Weston Chandler]], aka Chris-Chan, is like every horrible thing about the Internet made flesh. [[14 Branchland Court|Lives]] with his [[Bob Chandler|par]][[Barbara Chandler|ents]], sponges off the [[monthly tugboat|government]] and uses the cash for [[PS3|PlayStation 3]] games and [[sex toys]], walks around the [[Fashion Square Mall|mall]] with his Game Boy [[love quest|looking for girlfriends]], posts incoherent YouTube videos of himself [[For Julie's Eyes Only|humping an anime bodypillow]] and yelling “Oh, [[Julie]],” the list will go on forever. C.W.C. is the ''ne plus ultra'' of Web losers.|Heavy.com, [http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2010/07/the-20-worst-internet-losers/4/ 20 Worst Internet Losers]}}

===Nicolas Cage Wants Cake===
An animated version of Chris appears briefly in the animated cartoon short "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesaA Nicolas Cage Wants Cake]", which is a mash up of a scene from the film [[Family Guy|The Family Man]]. This may be the only Youtube video he is featured in that wasn't uploaded by Chris or a troll.

===Atop the Fourth Wall===
Comic reviewer Linkara goes on a brief tirade in his video [http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html Top 15 Things I Will Never Review] about [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] on the subject of webcomics at the 24 minute mark.

{{quote|"But wait," the internet cried back, "let me tell you about the horror that is... Sonichu!" Yes people, I have heard of Sonichu. I really wish I hadn't heard of Sonichu. I would be a much happier man if I hadn't.|Linkara}}

At the end of the video, he uses Weird Al's "Do I Creep You Out" as the credits music, a possible jab at Chris.

==Future media coverage==
Some trolls believe that the pinnacle of white-knighting will occur once the media (i.e. FOX News) catches on to Chris' story and spins it to make him look like the innocent victim. A few arguments have been made against this scenario.
*The only stations that would benefit from airing Chris's story are those that cover Greene County (the Charlottesville TV market). Charlottesville contains two television newsrooms. The one for [[wikipedia:WVIR-TV|WVIR]] (that Chris has appeared on [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|as a child]] and later during the [[McIntire Park]] saga), and a combined newsroom for [[wikipedia:WVAW-LD|WVAW]] (ABC), [[wikipedia:WCAV-TV|WCAV]] (CBS), and [[wikipedia:WHAU-LD|WHAU]] (FOX) known as the "Charlottesville Newsplex". What would usually be three or four separate outlets to get his story out is reduced to two. Meaning if both are uninterested, he's out of luck.
*It's very unlikely a station would attempt to spin Chris as a "good person" as information about why he's not is so readily available (the ED article and the CWCki are the first results when Googling his name). Not only would it show the station's shoddy reporting and ethics, it would show curious viewers his [[duck]] and masterpieces like [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]].
*Alternatively (and unlikely), Chris could be featured as part of an investigation into people wasting [[Monthly Tugboat|welfare money]].

Chris's lack of a job would also scare off the media, since no one wants to hear about how a fat, lazy slob is sitting on his ass playing the [[PS3|vidia]] all day while receiving their tax dollars.

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