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Duck

2011-08-04T14:57:04Z

Magi-chan:

{{Honest}}
[[Image:BentDuck.jpg|thumb|left|An example of a Duck]]

[[Image:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg|thumb|right|Even in the comic, it's bent. Maybe he traced it. (Later confirmed in [[Ivy Q&A]])]]

[[Image:Loch Ness.jpg|thumb|right|180px|Indeed a monster.]]

{{quote|ChrisChanSonichu (12:20:19 AM): sorry, it is limp.|Chris, on his duck.<ref>[[Vanessa IRC Chat 3]]</ref>}}

{{quote|MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR [[china|TOM-TOM]] TO POUND!!!!!|Chris, [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts]]}}

'''Duck''' is a [[CWC-ism]] for penis, usually in the context of [[Chris]]'s own penis. (The genitalia of other males, and [[Silvana|those of Rosechus]], are [[pickles]].) This neologism was originally thought to be a misspelling of "dick", but Chris confirmed in a 17 [[February 2009]] [[Mumble]] chat<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref> that it is an intentional euphemism.

==Chris and his duck==
Chris's penis is bent at a [[Nudes|horrifying 45° angle]], though he has never clearly explained why. Some speculate that Chris has [[Wikipedia:Peyronie's disease|Peyronie's disease]], or that he did it to himself by [[mass debating]] improperly, resulting in what's known medically as a [[Wikipedia:Fractured penis|fractured penis]]. In any case, [[sex]] would be a painful experience for him.

Chris proudly claims his penis is six inches (15 cm) long<ref>[[Chris humps his PS3]]</ref>. He even [[List_of_Christian's_edits_to_the_CWCki#8_May.2C_03:09_-_03:16|edited]] the CWCki at one point to remove a bit of piping that suggested otherwise. His claim appears highly unlikely, however, even if he measured both segments. From the looks of it, especially with the bend, Chris's cock is smaller than average. He has attempted to enlarge it with [[Wikipedia:ExtenZe|ExtenZe]], a supplement advertised to enlarge penises, but he said it didn't work.<ref>[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref>

Knowing that Chris is a pathological liar, he's probably just trying to impress "da ladiez," and is overcompensating. On the off-chance that Chris is indeed not lying, he still proves that having a big penis isn't everything.

Chris at least understands that his penis is of no more than average size, and he apparently regrets this fact. In [[:File:Evan_responds_to_his_death.png|an e-mail]] to [[Evan]] during their feud over [[Simonla Rosechu]], he took off on a peculiar tangent about penis length: "There ARE those with dicks longer than 7 inches; yes I am jealous of those individuals, not just you."

Toward the very end of his [[Jackie E-mails 23|communications with Jackie]], Chris claimed that his penis has grown larger and straightened itself out since it was last photographed for public consumption. Determining the likelihood of this occurrence will be left as an exercise for the reader. however, in one of the recently (as of 29 April 2011) leaked [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]] [[:File:TG20.jpg|images]] his penis is still visibly [[lie|bent]].

Many of his nude photos show that Chris shaves most of his [[Wikipedia:pubic hair|pubic hair]]. While this sometimes has the effect of making the penis seem more prominent, in Chris's case, it just exposes even more ghostly pale skin.

In a [[Cwcsicle|video]] made sometime in the winter of 2008-2009, Chris nearly gave his duck frostbite by sticking it in snow for 15 minutes.

==References by Chris==
[[Image:1256079873949.jpg|thumb|Anatomical analysis of the duck.]]
*One of the annotations from [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts]] is "MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!!"
*In his final [[SingStar_Challenge#Video_11|SingStar Challenge]] song, "Smell Yo Dick" (as chosen by [[CChanSonichuCWC]]), he attempts to circumvent his own rules about not changing lyrics by saying ''duck'' instead of ''dick.''
*Chris occasionally forgoes substituting the word "duck" for "dick" when he is talking dirty with a gal-pal (such as in one of the [[Kacey]] chats) or angry (in one of the [[White Knight emails]], he referred to how trolls made fanart featuring [[Rosechu]] with "an UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED, DISGUSTING, DICK!!!!!!!")
*In an [[IRC (24 October 2008)|IRC chat]] from October 2008, Chris said, concerning [[Jimmy Hill]], "I hope he loses his duck." This is an unusual example of Chris using "duck" to refer to a penis not his own.

==Sauces==
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==See Also==
* [[Pickle]]
* [[Comeuppance]]
{{CWC-isms}}
[[Category:CWC-isms]]
[[Category:Physical characteristics]]

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2011-08-04T14:50:52Z

Magi-chan: BentDuck

BentDuck

Things Chris has ripped off

2010-11-24T23:31:41Z

Magi-chan: /* Gilligan's Island */

'''''Attention! This page is under construction! What you see now is a preview of the things to come. You are free to add anything you think is relevant, it will be taken into consideration when the revamping will be finished. For discussion, critique and more info, please see the [[Talk:Things Chris has ripped off|talk page]]. Thank you.'''''

{{Quote|I take it one moment at a time and let the story pieces come to me. Even if they are sometimes borrowed from a tv show or movie.|Chris, [[Mailbag 4#Admission of plagiarism|blatantly admitting to plagiarism]].}}

[[Image:090-CWComicalHug.jpg|thumb|ORIGINAL!]]
[[Image:191-sealSchu.jpg|thumb|TRUE and HONEST Seal of Originality]]

As every [[Chris-chan]] [[troll|fan]] is probably aware of, our autistic hero has quite the imagination. But some argue that due to [[stress]] and the mental block that is [[autism]], his powerful and mighty artistic ordeals cannot come to fruition. So he just does what every good TV/book/movie writer does: he goes and steals an enormous amount of shit from other places.

To his credit, plagiarizing isn't easy. After all, how does you grab something that comes from another person's mind, adapt it to your own storyline and make it so that it fits in, without having whatever it is that you stole stand out like an obese retard with a red and blue striped shirt in the middle of a crowd? Being the [[Honor roll|geinus]] comic book creator that he is, he feels that he doesn't need to bother with details such as a good plot, readability, or even consistency. Just stick in a few [[random-access humor|random-access-humor]] jokes and you got yourselves a new installment in the "[[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' Comic Book Series]]." Not resembling ''[[Family Guy]]'' at all, right?

According to Chris, stealing [[copyright]]ed material is fine, as long as you indicate that whatever it is you’re doing is a "[[parody]]" of the original material. In accordance to U.S. copyright law, this is technically true, so this probably means that, unless he decides to make money out of his "artwork," he isn't going to have the law knocking on his door. Besides, we all know he's never going to sell any type of merchandise ever, or even [[Monthly tugboat|make a hard earned buck]] for that matter.

Onward with the list of shit he's stolen:

==Main influences==

===Sonic the Hedgehog===

*His pride and glory "[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]," which, as we all know, is a recolor of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] with [[Pikachu]]'s tail and ears. In his comic book debut he is created when the "[[Perfect Chaos Monster]]" attacks [[CWCville]], which, by the way, is a direct ripoff of the end of ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]]''.
*His other pride and glory “[[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]” is just [[Amy Rose]] with a Raichu tail.
*Of course, Sonichu’s evil twin brother [[Blake]] (Black Sonichu, Blachu) also comes from the same line of original creativity Chris has got us accustomed to. This [[niggos|darkie]] version of Sonichu is a complete ripoff of [[Wikipedia:Shadow the Hedgehog|Shadow the Hedgehog]].
*The "[[Chaotic Combo]]" is a mesh of ''Sonic'' characters recolored with retarded deformities, and their name is a copy of the [[Wikipedia:List of Sonic the Hedgehog video game characters#Chaotix|Chaotix]]. Like [[Angelica]] being a white hedgehog that has wings, or [[Punchy Sonichu]] being an Oriental version of [[Wikipedia:Knuckles the Echidna|Knuckles the Echidna]].
''For more info, see the [[Sonic the Hedgehog#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Pokémon===

*Like the previously mentioned Sonichu and Rosechu characters ripping off Sonic the Hedgehog, they also rip off various [[Pokémon]], mostly Pikachu and Raichu, combined with other Pokémon.
*The character [[Jiggliami]] is a humanoid variation of a Jigglypuff.
*The so-called [[Sonichu Balls]] are designed like various Poké Balls, though they also function like other items.
*[[Sonees]] are also slightly edited Pichu, with a bit of [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Chao]] mixed in.
*Moves. As if ripping off their looks weren't enough, Chris also rips off their attacks such as "thunder bolt" or "sky uppercut".
*Many of the cards on Chris's [[The Wall of Originals|Wall of Originals]] are obviously based on character concepts or illustrations from the Pokémon games. (Christian's Maychu, to use one example, imitates the official illustration of the Pokémon Hitmonlee.)

''For more info, see the [[Pokémon#Plagiarism in Sonichu|main article]].''

==Anime==

===''[[Wikipedia:Digimon|Digimon]]''===

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*[[Silvana|Silvana's]] origin is very similar to [[Wikipedia:Gatomon|Gatomon]]'s, as both were long separated from their kind and raised by evil villains who made them into their minions. The only difference being that Silvana was given a [[Pickle|penis]].
*[[Ultra Sonichu]]'s Chaotic Remedy is a blatant copy of [[Wikipedia:Patamon#MagnaAngemon|MagnaAngemon's Magna Antidote]] attack.

===[[Wikipedia:Dragon Ball#Anime_series|Dragonball/Z/GT]]===
*[[Chris-chan Sonichu]]'s famed attack, the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] (later Shin-ye-ha-me-ha), is based on the famed Kamehameha attack.
*The [[Sonichu Balls]], though resembling Poké Balls, seem to function more like the titular Dragonballs, as they are able to grant a wish when all are brought together.
*Ultra Sonichu shares an amazing resemblance to Super Saiyan warriors by flying sky high and kicking ass and all.
*[[Collosal Chan]] is obviously Super Saiyan 4 from ''Dragonball GT''.
*[[Mypoe]] ripped off [[Punchy]]'s tail because it was a "weak spot."

===''[[Excel Saga]]''===

*A veritable hellstorm of shameless rips from this series appears in the ''Sonichu'' comics, in a way nearly as pervasive as Pokémon and Sonic the Hedgehog, yet comparatively subtler because he steals one-liners and monologues more than characters or storylines.
*...although he does indeed steal characters (like Mypoe and Nabeshin and [[Bagget|the Jerkop Daitenzen]]) from time to time.
*It is also possible that Chris stole the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] from the parody "Nabehameha" from ''Excel Saga'' (which was essentially a Kamehameha attack, except shaped like an afro).

''For more info, see the [[Excel Saga#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===[[Wikipedia:Gurren Lagann|''Gurren Lagann'']]===

*The character of [[Simonla Rosechu]] is a ripoff of a "fanmade" Sonichu named [[Simonchu]] who, in turn, is ripped off from the main character of the series, Simon the Digger.
*It should be noted that Chris has probably never seen ''Gurren Lagann'', and as such misinterpreted several aspects of Simonchu's design that were intended to be referential to Simon: his cape became Simonla's shell, and his Core Drill pendant became a shark's tooth necklace.
*When Chris was forced to kill off Simonla in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], he promptly created [[Sandy Rosechu]], Simonla's daughter. She is essentially exactly the same design-wise, except she is yellow and has a different hairstyle.

===[[Wikipedia:InuYasha|''InuYasha'']]===
*In [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]], [[Saramah Rosechu]] pins [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] to a tree, Wes making the statement "Where did this non-sacred tree come from?" This is a "hilarious gag" referring to InuYasha's origin story, wherein he was pinned by an arrow to a cursed tree by priestess/crack shot/vengeful ex-girlfriend [[Wikipedia:List of InuYasha characters#Kikyo|Kikyo]]. Also, with some imagination and enough [[alcohol]], one can see that a cloud in the background in one of the panels is shaped vaguely like InuYasha's head.
*Chris also has a [[Marvey Blaziken|Blaziken]] in his Pokémon team named "Inu Yasha", which was only revealed on the [[CWCipedia]]. It's likely that this is the same Blaziken seen training with Simonla in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], though he is not identified by name in that comic.

===[[Wikipedia:Pretty Cure|''Pretty Cure'']]===

{{quote|"This is so "Pretty Cure"! I'M BACK!"|[[Chris-chan Sonichu]], [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]}}

*''Pretty Cure'', unlike [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']], is a true [[parody]] that purposefully spoofs the ridiculous costumes, magical schoolgirls, and attack names of other anime series. The [[Chrs-Chan_Pure_Pulse-Jolt_Lance|Chrs-Chan [sic] Pure Pulse Jolt Lance]] (the attack that [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and [[Crystalina Rosechu]] are able to perform with their combined Hedgehog powers) is stolen from this series, and even though its original counterpart was given a ridiculous name, Chris felt the need to make it sound like some idiot had just mashed some random words into an attack name for his own version. ''Oh wait...''

*Also noteworthy is that Chris copied (and butchered) the pre-attack catch phases and attack poses. Most of these rip-offs occur in [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]] and [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]].

===''[[Sailor Moon]]''===
*[[Sailor Megtune]], Chris's hideously inappropriate SI Mary Sue for [[Megan]], is based off the various heroines from the series, though the name is based on [[Wikipedia:Sailor Neptune|Sailor Neptune]].
*The [[Dark Mirror Hole]] may be a reference to a number of related ''Sailor Moon'' places/items, including the Black Dream Hole of [[Wikipedia:Sailor Moon Super S: The Movie|''Sailor Moon Super S: The Movie'']], and a mirror-like item from a few episodes of ''Sailor Moon Super Stars'' and the majority of ''Sailor Moon Super S''.
''For more info, see the [[Sailor Moon#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===''[[Wikipedia:Samurai Pizza Cats|Samurai Pizza Cats]]===

*In the aforementioned [[random-access humor]] [[ED]] edit, Chris quoted a joke from the US-dubbed version of SPC: "Quiet everybody, Emperor Fred has an announcement...FRED".
*He created the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], which is a ripoff of both ''Samurai Pizza Cats'' and [[Transformers]]. They make several appearances in the comic to help [[Sonichu]] battle the [[Jerkops]].

===''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]''===

*[[Sarah Hammer]]'s husband-to-be is depicted as [http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Jack's_Knight Jack's Knight], a ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' monster, because Chris had no idea what the groom looked like and didn't bother to check. Way to go!
*Chris tends to use various ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' terms during his battles ("Trap cards"? Seriously?) and is even depicted using a Duel Disk when dealing with [[Wes Iseli]].
''For more info, see the [[Yu-Gi-Oh!#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===[[Wikipedia:YuYu Hakusho|''YuYu Hakusho'']]===

*In [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction]], Chris mentions the use of a "Curse Shot", fired in the same way main character [[Wikipedia:List_of_YuYu_Hakusho_characters#Yusuke_Urameshi|Yusuke Urameshi]] would fire his main attack, the Reigun.

===[[Wikipedia:Macross Frontier|''Macross Frontier'']]===

*Chris's infamous drawing of [[Jiggliami]] was copied from a picture by [[Blanca]], who copied the pose from a popular picture of Ranka Lee, one of the major characters of the series.

==Western animation==

===''[[The Adventures of the American Rabbit]]''===

*Chris ripped many concepts for his [[Love Quest]] and lines from that movie are used in the comics ("I will, thank you father" from the cover of [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] is a line uttered by Robert Rabbit).
''For more info, see the [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===[[Wikipedia:American Dad!|''American Dad!'']]===
*Chris has referred to [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] as "the Dork of Ages," a phrase taken from the episode "[[Wikipedia:Dungeons and Wagons|Dungeons and Wagons]]."

===''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]''===

*The ''ATHF'' characters appear in one panel in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], along with Meatwad's old catchphrase, "The bun is in your mind."
*Chris (badly) painted one of his Guitar Hero guitars to look like Meatwad's toy guitar.
''For more info, see the [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===''[[Beavis and Butt-head]]''===
*Beavis and Butt-head appear in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] in a gag directly stolen from the original cartoon series (although Chris [[Chris and copyright|said "Sorry"]] to Mike Judge).
''For more info, see the [[Beavis and Butt-head#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===[[Wikipedia:Darkwing Duck|''Darkwing Duck'']]===

*[[Darkbind Sonichu]] is a partial ripoff of this series' main character – Darkwing Duck.
*The font Chris uses to write "Darkbind" is traced from the show's logo.
*Upon arriving, Darkbind recites a completely bastardized version of Darkwing Duck's trademark entrance speeches. The main change is that the original speeches were filled with tongue-in-cheek irony, while Chris's version is completely serious and unnecessarily pompous.
*Chris calls Darkbind "D.B.", reminiscent of how Darkwing Duck's sidekick Launchpad McQuack calls him "D.W."
*[[Princess Zelina Rosechu]] may be a partial ripoff of Darkwing Duck's girlfriend Morgana McCawber (though this theory is debatable).

===''[[Wikipedia:Ed, Edd and Eddy|Ed, Edd and Eddy]]''===

*In one of his [[ED]] edits, Chris added a huge wall of [[Random-access humor]], including a joke from the episode [http://www.tv.com/ed-edd-n-eddy/one-plus-one-equals-ed/episode/117706/summary.html "One Plus One Equals Ed"]: "Carrots are good for your eyes, can it dial a phone?", originally said by Ed.
*In the video [[CWCFlyingElephants|"CWC's Flying Elephants"]], Chris bashes his head on his bed like a [[retard]], and quotes another line from Ed: "I'm a woodpecker! Except with dirt!"

===''[[Family Guy]]''===

*In [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], Chris meets [[Sammy]], who resembles Peter Griffin, who goes through a series of incidents involving a sequence from Filmation's [[Ghostbusters]].
*In [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], Chris directly lifts a gag in which a news anchor delivers a serious professional story, then immediately jumps to excited coverage of Spring Break.
*The title of his bizarre rap video, "[[IPods_Down_and_Listen_Up|iPods Down and Listen Up]]," was lifted from the "[[Wikipedia:Prick Up Your Ears|Prick Up Your Ears]]" episode, in which the reverend teaching the high school about abstinence starts his performance by telling the kids, "Put your Walkmans down and listen up."
*At the end of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Marvey Blaziken tells the reader that "inspiration does not have a schedule." On Family Guy, this exact phrase was spoken by New Brian during the episode "[[Wikipedia:The Man with Two Brians|The Man with Two Brians]]" before he proceeds to sing about [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting]]. Naturally, the phrase referred to New Brian fitting in writing a song (about farting) into his already-busy schedule of helping out the family.
*In [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], one of the baby Rosechus is playing the Virgin Mary in a school play, she says "I'm the Virgin Mary, that's my story and I'm sticking to it." This is said by Joe's wife in "[[Wikipedia:A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas|A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas]]", where she is doing the exact same thing.
''For more info, see the [[Family Guy#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===[[Wikipedia:Futurama|''Futurama'']]===

*The time-travel plot of [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] ("Time Hogs") was stolen from the direct-to-DVD movie ''[[Wikipedia:Futurama: Bender's Big Score|Futurama: Bender's Big Score]]'', and this is shamelessly lampshaded by the recolors in the beginning of the episode.

===''[[Ghostbusters]]''===

*Chris's ''Family Guy''-style "skitch" rips off the FALSE and DISHONEST ''Ghostbusters'' created by [[Wikipedia:Filmation|Filmation]].
''For more info, see the [[Ghostbusters#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===[[Wikipedia:He-Man and the Masters of the Universe|''He-Man and the Masters of the Universe'']]===

*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|''Sonichu'' #10]]: [[Beel]] exclaims: "I have the power!" after stealing Chris's [[Medallion of Fail]].

===[[Wikipedia:Home Movies (TV series)|''Home Movies'']]===

*[[Officer Keino]]'s appearance is ripped straight from Coach John McGuirk.
*The end of the [[Giant Penis Comic]] special contains gags from the show.

===''[[Wikipedia:Inspector Gadget|Inspector Gadget]]''===

*[[Darkbind Sonichu]]'s nemesis, [[Clawdorf]], is (possibly) based on Inspector Gadget's nemesis Dr. Claw, who was also most of the time seen as a dark silhouette. If it's true, it is especially strange, as Darkbind is based on ''Darkwing Duck'' and the ''Legend of Zelda'', not ''Inspector Gadget''.

===''[[Wikipedia:Muppet Babies|Muppet Babies]]''===

*In [[SonichuBabies|one video]], Chris made a mind-numbing 12-minute video of the [[Chaotic Combo]] as [[sonee and rosey|sonees and roseys]], though his video lost the major charms the series actually had.

===''[[Wikipedia:Peanuts|Peanuts]]''===
[[Image:119-PeanutsCWC.jpg|thumb|right|Good grief!]]
* Chris uploaded [[RandomHumor1]] to his [[Flipnote Hatena]] account. Complete with horrendous drawings and obnoxious high-pitched voices, the animation plagiarizes the Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show episode [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHDnc19mHv0/ "Sally at School"] word for word.
* He also mentioned Charlie Brown in [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], but only to distinguish what kind of peanuts he was talking about.

===''[[Wikipedia:The Powerpuff Girls|The Powerpuff Girls]]''===
*The other half of [[Blake]]'s origin was stolen from The Powerpuff Girls, as an accidental dose of a foreign chemical gives him his evilness and his [[Niggos|blackness]], just as an accidental dose of "Chemical X" gave the Powerpuff Girls their powers. This is lampshaded poorly on the cover to Black Sonichu's introductory issue, [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], where [[Sonic]] suggests that Chemical "X" could have caused the change, but [[Sonichu]] corrects him: it was cherry cola.

===''[[Wikipedia:The Ren & Stimpy Show|The Ren & Stimpy Show]]''===

*[[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]'s Sub-Episode 6, "Christian Chandler's Backyard Safari", rips off the ''Ren & Stimpy'' episode "Lair of the Lummox," which Chris even acknowledges (with Ren & Stimpy thinly veiled as "[[Chris_and_copyright|Ben & Stumpy]].")
*At the end of [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]'s Episode 17, there is an advert for "Knothole", boasted as being from the creators of "Log" - Ren and Stimpy sang a song "advertising" logs.<ref>[http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/r/renandstimpy8231/log286629.html]</ref>

===''[[Wikipedia:Sealab 2021|''Sealab 2021'']]===

*In the same [[ED]] edit, Chris included a joke from the ''Sealab 2021'' episode "Legend of Baggy Pants": "What? Pod six doesn't need a Pro Shop, they need a dentist."

===[[Wikipedia:The Smurfs|''The Smurfs'']]===

*[[Wild Sonichu]] seems to be "inspired" by the character of [http://smurfs.wikia.com/wiki/Wild_Smurf Wild Smurf]. Both live in treehouses. Both swing from vines (although Wild Sonichu's vines swinging comes from ripping off Spider-Man). Both were raised by wild animals. Honestly, the only difference between the two is that Wild Sonichu can actually talk (Wild Smurf communicated in chipmunk sounds more than anything else).

===''[[South Park]]''===

*[[CADD Chef]] is an obvious ripoff of the [[niggo]] [[Wikipedia:Chef (South Park)|Jerome "Chef" McElroy]].
*[[Beel]] has a strong resemblance to ''South Park'''s [[Wikipedia:List of supporting characters on South Park#Satan|Satan]].
''For more info, see the [[South Park#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===''[[Wikipedia:Space Ghost Coast to Coast|Space Ghost Coast to Coast]]''===

*The chant uttered by the guardian of the cave in [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]],"Anoz aelc amulp oerc ikabmol ah ah!", is one of Zorak's chants ("Lombaki Creo Plomo Pleo Zoma Ah Ah!") spelled backwards and mangled. Chris's original attempts to do spells or chants have [[fail]]ed spectacularly, so the stolen chant is one of his better ones.

===[[Wikipedia:The Brak Show|''The Brak Show'']]===

*In the oft-mentioned [[Random-access_humor#Random_ramblings|ED edit]], Chris included three lines from [[Adult_Swim|''The Brak Show'']], all of them from the same episode ("The New Brak"). The episode centers on [[Liquid_Chris|Brak]] dealing with an [[Christian_Weston_Chandler|annoying impostor]] who shamelessly copies everything Brak does - [[Liquid_Chris#Liquid_Saga|sound familiar]]?

===''[[Transformers]]''===

*[[Optimus Prime]] mercilessly killing Decepticon spy [[Sarah Jackson]].
*Various Transformer-types appear in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]].
''For more info, see the [[Transformers#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===[[Adult Swim|''Tom Goes To The Mayor'']]===

*Placing the [[Mayor's Office]] inside the mall is either a reference to this or Chris having terrible priorities.

==Live action==

===''[[Gilligan's Island]]''===

*Thurston Howell, III and his wife Lovey make an appearance in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], hinting at the name of the head of [[4-cent_garbage.com]], the infamous [[Jason Kendrick Howell]].
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===''[[Monty Python]]''===

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*When [[Darkbind Sonichu]] is fighting the [[B-Manajerk]], a word-for-word copy of the "Black Knight" sketch from [[Wikipedia:Monty Python and the Holy Grail|''Monty Python and the Holy Grail'']] is spoken.
*[[CWCFlyingElephants]]. Need I say more?
*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|''Sonichu'' #10]]: An impromptu "comedic" sequence making "fun" of [[Jimmy Hill]] starts with "And now for something completely different...", contains a collage of photos and drawings reminiscent of Terry Gilliam's artistic experiments, and features a porcupine shouting: "Dinsdale!"

''For more info, see the [[Monty Python#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===''[[Wikipedia:Spaceballs|''Spaceballs'']]===

*In the [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]] fight between [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] and [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], Chris-Chan Sonichu gets his tail singed by a fire blast then exclaims, "You burned my tail! Now it's personal!" before going on the offensive. This is very similar to the scene in ''Spaceballs'' where gun-hating Princess Vespa gets her hair singed by a laser in a firefight and exclaims, "You shot my hair! You son of a bitch!" then proceeds to singlehandedly mow down the attacking Spaceballs with a laser rifle.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYgQXWxJfZE#t=7m44s (''Relevant portion from 7:44 to 8:01'')</ref> While the words aren't identical, he reads the lines with the same cadence and inflection as Vespa's in his [[Sonichu_2_Official_Videobook#Episode_8|Official Videobook]] clip.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42EOCbTSJOI#t=8m06s (''Relevant portion from 8:06 to 8:12'')</ref>

===''[[Wikipedia:Carrie (film)|Carrie]]''===

*Chris's "[[The High School Story]]" is an amalgamation of Stephen King's ''Carrie'', and Chris's own [[high school]] experience. Its main character, Terrah, is bullied and underappreciated, so she murders everyone with her psychic powers. It is safe to assume that Chris saw the movie adaptation of ''Carrie'', and not the book, as it is unimaginable that Chris would ever spend his time on a book without illustrations.

===''[[Wikipedia:Power Rangers|Power Rangers]]''===

*In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], the CWC-Power Rangers are introduced, but never seen with the sole exception of Kart Megazord.
*[[Silvana]]'s basic existence, back story, and partial appearance are the copied directly from a villain ([[wikipedia:Villains_in_Power_Rangers_in_Space#Astronema|Astronema]]), from ''[[wikipedia:Power_Rangers_in_Space|Power Rangers in Space]]''
*In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris introduces a terrible new song entitled "[[Revive Zordon]]", which displays his wish for the return of the "original" Power Rangers team.

===''[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III]]''===

*In [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], [[Sonic]] is quoted saying "Eh... you were expecting maybe, Bugs Bunny?" a direct 'reference' to a line said by one of the non-yawning Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the third movie. The original line was "Eh... you were expecting maybe, The Addams Family?" It is ironic in this case that of all the lines Chris-Chan could have possibly chosen from the movie, he went ahead to choose one of the most awful, face-palming, gut-wrenchingly bad lines (only second to the even worse line "Help! I'm a turtle and I can't get up!"), and proceeded to MAKE IT WORSE. Congratulations.

===[[Wikipedia:Saw (franchise)|''Saw'' series]]===

*Louis Perez, appearing in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] to apprehend [[Inos]], could be named after the character from the Saw franchise (possibly a relative, as Lindsey Perez from the movies is female). Chris has previously stated that the ''Saw'' series is one of his favorite movie franchises.<ref>[[Common_Questions#31_December_2009]]</ref> Both characters are [[niggos|black]] policemen, making the "inspiration" much more likely.
*The execution of the [[Asperpedia]] crew in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] is performed through what equates to elaborate death traps, similar to what is seen in the ''Saw'' series. They certainly have more in common with those movies than with anything resembling actual state-sponsored executions.

===''[[Wikipedia:Independence Day (film)|Independence Day]]''===

*In the [[Christian Love Day video]], he recited a modified version of the speech that President Thomas J. Whitmore makes before making a last stand against the aliens, which shows just how ridiculously corny he can get.

===[[Wikipedia:Lewis Black's Root of All Evil|''Lewis Black's Root of All Evil'']]===

*This Comedy Central show featuring Lewis Black as a judge was ripped off in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], where the judge at the trial, named "Slack Lewis," greatly resembles Black.

===''[[The Simpsons]]''===

*The parts of [[Sandy Rosechu]]'s design that were not already cannibalized from [[Simonla]] were copied from [[Wikipedia:Lisa Simpson|Lisa Simpson]].

===''[[Wikipedia:Lethal Weapon 2|Lethal Weapon 2]]''===

*The exploding-toilet death of [[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]] was ripped off from the near-death of [[Wikipedia:Roger Murtaugh|Roger Murtaugh]] by exploding toilet in ''Lethal Weapon 2''.

===''[[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]]''===

*While he hasn't ripped it off directly (yet), he once told [[Jackie]] in [[Jackie e-mails|their e-mail exchanges]] that he essentially planned to make the backstory of [[Wild Sonichu]] a rip-off of the relationship between [[Wikipedia:Luke Skywalker|Luke Skywalker]] and [[Wikipedia:Darth Vader|Darth Vader]] (Vader being Luke's father turned evil, for the few of you living in caves).

===[[Wikipedia:This Is Spinal Tap|''This Is Spinal Tap'']]===

*During the "[[Revive Zordon]]" performance, the speaker blurts out that the volume is "Cranked up to Eleven." We can only hope that Chris ripped this joke off directly rather than referencing something else referencing ''Spinal Tap''.

===''[[Wikipedia:Terminator 2: Judgment Day|Terminator 2: Judgment Day]]''===
*Chris's [[Sonichu Special 4|threat on the life of]] [[Liquid Chris]] contains a number of elements from the film:
**The top speed of 65 mph during the escape scene
**The Terminator shooting an enemy in the legs, saying "He'll live."

==Videogames==

===''[[Wikipedia:Banjo-Kazooie (series)|Banjo-Kazooie]]''===

*[[Flame the Sunbird]] is just a very poor drawing of [[Wikipedia:Banjo-Kazooie (series)|Kazooie]], who seems to want pants [[Pok%C3%A9mon#Plagiarism_in_Sonichu|for reasons one can only guess]]. Anyone who enjoyed this game can only thank [[Godjesus]] that Chris doesn't seem to realize that Kazooie is a [[China|girl]].
*In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], [[Sonichu]]'s battle with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is ripped directly from the final boss fight with Gruntilda. The only differences are that the fireballs are replaced with dark energy and Mary does not fall to her death.

===[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda|''The Legend of Zelda'']]===

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*The characters [[Darkbind Sonichu]] and [[Zelina Rosechu]] are rip-offs of [[Wikipedia:Link (The Legend of Zelda)|Link]] and [[Wikipedia:Princess Zelda|Zelda]] respectively, the two main characters from the series, alongside being rip-offs of elements from the cartoon series ''Darkwing Duck'', strangely enough.
*The entire subplot about Darkbind and Zelina (involving Zelina being put under a sleeping spell by an [[Clawdorf|evil wizard]]) is taken nearly verbatim from the story of ''[[Wikipedia:Zelda II: The Adventure of Link|Zelda II: The Adventure of Link]]'' (where the Link from the first game must awaken the original Zelda from a sleeping spell put on her by - you guessed it, an evil wizard).
*The name "[[RuleCWC]]" is a ripoff of Hyrule.
*In the [[Wallflower E-mails 2|Wallflower E-mails]], Chris claims that Darkbind Sonichu was trained in RuleCWC forest by a "rogue master swordsman" and an owl named King Alistair. These are obvious ripoffs of [[Wikipedia:Link (The Legend of Zelda)|Link]] and [[Wikipedia:Characters_in_The_Legend_of_Zelda_series#Kaepora_Gaebora|Kaepora Gaebora]].

===[[Wikipedia:Mobile Suit Gundam|''Mobile Suit Gundam'']]===

*During the [[Megan]] Saga, Chris drew box art for ''[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]]'', one of Chris's many fakebox arts for his imaginary games. What's unique about this one is that it involves Megan Schroeder and her brother John. Despite being about Megan, it is not a [[rape]] simulator, but instead believed to be a ripoff of [[Wikipedia:Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo|''Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo'']].

===[[Wikipedia:Street Fighter|''Street Fighter'']]===

*In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], [[Sonichu]] performs a Flash Kick on [[Slaweel]].
*[[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]'s attack "Hyper Beam" looks a lot like [[Wikipedia:Ryu (Street Fighter)|Ryu]] and [[Wikipedia:Ken Masters|Ken]]'s special attack "Hadouken." It appears in [[Sonichu 10#Preview|''Sonichu'' #10]].
*In [[Sonichu Special 4]], [[Kacey]]'s father resembles [[Wikipedia:Guile (Street Fighter)|Guile]].

===[[Wikipedia:Mario (series)|''Mario'' series]]===

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''Mario'' is a video game series conceived by [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], and has been the mascot of [[Nintendo]] for decades. While [[Sonic]] has fallen into a self-induced pit of horrifying shit, probably never to escape, Mario has stayed consistently good for all this time. Despite this, Chris very much favors Sonic, as he only has a passing interest in Mario. Perhaps it's the lack of furry material to [[mass debate]] to, the complex level design and puzzles or just the fact that at one time, Mario was the rival of Sonic, probably leaving Chris with some autistic grudge against the series. However, he has enough interest to rip it off from time to time.

*The Wing Cap ability from [[Wikipedia:Super Mario 64|''Super Mario 64'']] is ripped off in [[Sonichu 3|Sub-Episode 4]], where Chris flies around with wings on his head. They are later discarded, and Chris is strangely shown flying without them.
*His concept for ''Sonic The Hedgehog 64'', as expressed in his [[Hand-drawn Nintendo Power magazine]], is nothing more than ''Super Mario 64'' with [[Sonic]] and [[Tails]]. Literally.

===[[Wikipedia:Brutal Legend|''Brutal Legend'']]===

*In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], during the introduction of the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], [[Armoraxe]] uses a move that looks and acts exactly like the Solo "[[nudes|Face Melter]]" from the game. The only difference is that the move is called "Metal Melter."
*The devil [[trolls]] that appear to carry [[CChanSonichuCWC|IBAChandler]] away after he is defeated by [[Sonichu]] seem to be a rip-off of the fans that appear to carry you off when you are defeated during a stage battle in Brutal Legend. This is confirmed by the [[chris|retarded]] phrase written next to the same panel in the comic, "Hmm, What 'Legend' brought these [[fanbase|fans]]?"
*In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris using the power of [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|music]] and [[son-chu|stage]] to destroy the [[4-Cent Garbage]] building may have been inspired by ''Brutal Legend'''s Stage Battles. Son-Chu ''does'' turns into a giant stage which resembles Ironheade's megastage, but rather than offer a fair fight Chris just Guitar Heroes his opponents into oblivion instantly.
*[[Simonla]] gives [[Wild Sonichu]] her lucky shark's tooth necklace, similar to when Eddie Riggs gives Ophelia his mother's shark tooth-like necklace in ''Brutal Legend''.

===[[Wikipedia:God of War (video game)|''God of War'']]===

*[[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. [[Collosal Chan]] pulls out lightning bolt versions of Kratos's Blades to fight [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel]].

===''[[Wikipedia:PaRappa the Rapper|PaRappa the Rapper]]''===

*In preparation for the "[[Revive Zordon]]" performance, [[Sonichu]] puts on PaRappa's hat and becomes as flat and two-dimensional as PaRappa (not to mention his own character), then says PaRappa's catchphrase "I gotta believe!"

==Web original==
===Jessi Slaughter===
*In [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]], Chris says "The consequences will never be the same," mimicking the famous line "Consequences will never be the same!" from a [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jessi_Slaughter Jessi Slaughter] video. This shows that Chris has at least some awareness of memes, although how many he knows he has spawned is unknown.

==Western comics==

===''[[Wikipedia:Spider-Man|Spider-Man]]''===

*[[Wild Sonichu]] is a partial ripoff of Spider-Man, a superhero who can shoot long web strings from his hands. He uses these web ropes to swing across the city and entangle his enemies. Also, the scene in the end of Episode 19 ([[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]) is highly reminiscent of the ''Spider-Man'' movie. Similarly, Wild can also climb walls with relative ease, though it's not clear whether he's just a good climber or if he literally clings to walls, as Spider-Man does.

===[[Wikipedia:Hulk (comics)|The Incredible Hulk]]===

*[[Rosechu]]'s bat-shit insane rapist form, now known as [[the Incredible Lioness]], is based off of the Incredible Hulk. While Rosechu didn't turn green (and seeing as she's an [[wikipedia:Abomination_(comics)|abomination]] already, it wouldn't be a stretch to say that she's already bathed in gamma radiation), she gets pissed off when [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] launches a [[pickle]] at her and she tears him a new one.

==Songs==

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*Everything from the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] albums are sung over another song; this may be Chris's biggest showing of plagiarism yet, aside from [[Sonichu (comic)|his own comic]].
*[[Jiggliami]]'s song, "War of Love," is a ripoff of "Love Is War," a [[Wikipedia:Supercell|Supercell]] song using [[Wikipedia:Vocaloid|Miku Hatsune]] for vocals. While Blanca wrote the ripoff, Chris was more than willing to use it in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].

===[[Wikipedia:Tommy Tutone|Tommy Tutone]]===

*The product number for [[John's Custom Gundam]] is [[Wikipedia:867-5309/Jenny|8675309]].

==List of fiction Chris has referenced and otherwise bastardized==

While Chris's [[Sonichu|masterpiece]] is chock-full of shameless ripoffs and copyright infringements, there are some references to works of fiction which can't be actually considered "ripping off," but manage to ruin the franchise in question nevertheless, for the sole fact of being referenced in [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']]. These are mostly instances of Chris either including a minor reference to a work of fiction, or just mentioning it, in his comics. While it's not considered a crime ''de jure'', it still may be called a crime against humanity, whose culture Chris has thus bastardized.

''Note that when such minor references concern works or franchises already listed in the main ripoff list above, they're added there, not here. It was done so that it would be easier to see how much has Chris managed to bastardize each franchise.''

*'''[[Wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]:''' [[Sonichu 8#Episode 17|S8 Ep17 p.35]]: Batman's portrait is hanging on the wall of the [[CWCville Mayoral Office]] for some completely mysterious reason.
*'''[[Bugs Bunny]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 1#Episode 6|''Sonichu'' #1]]: [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] says to the startled [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr.Robotnik]]: "Eh... You were expecting, maybe Bugs Bunny?"
:*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|''Sonichu'' #10]]: Bugs himself appears in the ''[[Monty Python]]''-esque collage, lecturing the toothless photograph of [[Jimmy Hill]] (who was implied to have sold counterfeit Warner Bros. merchandise in the past) on the evils of [[Chris and copyright|copyright infringement]].
*'''[[Wikipedia:Dig Dug|Dig Dug]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|''Sonichu'' #9]]: [[Simonla]]'s screen name is "DigDugette416".
:*Later, on [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|''Sonichu'' #9]], [[Layla]] jokes that Simonla only needs a pump to "fully dig the dug," whatever that means.
*'''[[Wikipedia:Fight Club (film)|''Fight Club'']] and [[Wikipedia:Chuck Palahniuk|Chuck Palahniuk]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2|''Sonichu'' #1]]: [[Hanna]] tells Chris that she likes reading books by "Chuck Pala[[duck]]" [sic], who is also (according to Chris's footnote) "[[Fail|the director]] of the movie "Fight Club" (well, maybe he believes that [[Wikipedia:David Fincher|David Fincher]] is just Chuck's alternate personality?)... Yes, "Chuck Pala'''[[duck]]'''".
:*If Chris has actually seen the movie, it may be the influence behind [[30 August 2009|"Christopher"]].
*'''[[Wikipedia:Grand Theft Auto|''Grand Theft Auto'']]:''' [[Sonichu 10#Preview|''Sonichu'' #10]]: [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] orders: "[[Beel]]! Prepare for Grand Theft [[Medallion of Fail|Medal]]!"
*'''''[[Guitar Hero]]'':'''
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*'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'':''' [[Sonichu 10#Preview|''Sonichu'' #10]]: For no reason at all, Sackboy appears at the bottom of the page and recites an anti-pirate advertisement for "LittleBigPlanet" and Chris's [[LittleBigPlanet videos#Sonichu Episode 1 LittleBIGPlanet Level|Level of Fail]].
*'''[[R.L. Stine]]:'''
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*'''''[[Sprung]]'':''' [[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2|''Sonichu'' #1]]: Chris is shown playing ''Sprung'' on his [[Nintendo]] DS for dating tips before going on a date with [[Hanna]]. He reads the infamous "So, do angels have names?" compliment and notes that it "sounds right."
*'''[[wikipedia:Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde|''Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde'':]]''' [[Magical Man Potion]]: Chris drinks a [[Semen|magical concoction]] and transforms into an entirely different [[troll|being]], before reverting to his own self. Due to the fact that the transformation is "from [[Chris|bumbling]] to [[Liquid Chris|suave]]" rather than "from [[Chris and religion|moral]] to [[Death threats|cruel]]", as well as the extreme unlikelihood of him knowing classical Scottish literature, he probably stole the concept from [[wikipedia:The Nutty Professor|The Nutty Professor]], a derivative work of Jekyll and Hyde.
*'''[[Wikipedia:B-Daman|B-Daman]]:''' [[Sonichu 1#Episode6|''Sonichu'' #1]]: Sonic curls up into a ball and enters a pocket of whatever in Sonichu's stomach, upon which Sonichu fires him out at Metal Sonichu which also is the form of a ball. At first, this looks like a reference to balls, but upon closer inspection, it seems to be a ripoff of the Japanese Anime and Toy series B-Daman, which involves small cute robot-like characters firing balls out of their stomachs at other balls.
*'''[[Wikipedia:Star Trek|''Star Trek'']]:''' Both within the comics and in his real life presentations, he uses the phrase "[[Captain's Log]]" a reference to the opening of most ''Star Trek'' episodes and movies. He's never seen anything of the franchise, not even the new movie most likely, but he felt the need to rip it off anyway. That's Chris for you.

==The tl;dr Version==

At this point, it's almost easier to list the beloved franchises Chris ''hasn't'' ruined.

==References==
<references />

==See also:==

*[[Chris and copyright]]
*[[List of phrases Chris copied from media]]

[[Category:Articles needing improvement]]
[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]

JK Productions

2010-11-18T03:47:36Z

Magi-chan:

[[Image:JKReginald.png|thumb|200px|Reginald the anteel, in all his bizarre glory.]]

In August of [[2008]], [[Chris]] excitedly endorsed a new blog that was supposedly the official journal of '''JK Productions''', a company claiming to be developing ''[[Sonichu]]: The Game''. Juxtaposing 'screenshots' of absurdly basic in-game features with artwork that was far superior to the [[Sonichu (comic)|source material]] and annotated by a hyper commentary, the blog was nonetheless shrewd enough to convince some (not least Chris) of its authenticity.

That was until September, when, on the basis of an alleged cease-and-desist order from [[Nintendo]] and Sega, [[pickle]]-happy pictures of character redesigns were premiered. Sonichu was replaced by 'Reginald' (also the name of Chris' [[Reginald Chandler|imaginary son]]), an upper class anteater/eel hybrid. Rosechu was similarly replaced by an 'anteel' - specifically, a Village People inspired, boner-sporting anteel. Finally, Chris-Chan himself was replaced by a sassy, female reimagining which he no doubt [[mass debating|fapped over]].

Shortly thereafter, JK Productions claimed to have broken ties with Chris altogether, in disgusted protest at the [[Sonichu 8|Spring Break Issue]];

[[Image:ChrissyChan.png|thumb|left|130px|]]

{{quote|He certainly has a point that we should encourage women's rights...to bear arms! It is advisable to keep this man a great distance from the nearest vagina.Do not be so down, for there is some good news too. You see, JKProductions has acquired the trademark for Sonichu, making him our official property! Christian Weston Chandler's "Sonichu" comics, should henceforth be recognized as an, *ahem*, poorly done fan-comic (laughs.)|JK Productions, being lulzy.}}

Chris was left to sheepishly admit to being trolled and return to harassing Nintendo executives.

A partial archive of the blog can be found [http://www.sendspace.com/file/zz085p here].

==History==
[[Image:JKRosechu.png|thumb|left|150px|]]

On [[2008#August|17 August 2008]], Chris updated his website that was previously dead for a year with a new entry echoing the demands of his latest video, in which he calls for all the Sonichu fans to storm Nintendo and Sega with requests that his character be given official merchandise. He also promises the finale to this season of Sonichu within 6 months, and a new series starting next year.

Normally this may seem a trivial update in the adventures of CWC. However, with this post he released a new blog dedicated to Sonichu: The Game (at http://sonichugame.blogspot.com, now deleted and not archived) made up of mostly "fan art", with a few of his own pictures accompanying [[Wikipedia:Masahiro Sakurai|Sakurai]]-like updates to the game's progression.

[[Image:Jk controller.png|thumb|"Chris Spent over 9,000 hours in ms paint to provide us this diagram of a ps3 controller."{{cite}} ... "image courtesy of Christian Weston Chandler. Behold! The home entertainment controller, perfected."]]

The blog may seem to be fake as it is somewhat legible unlike his main page. However, he directly links to the blog on his updated tripod website. Obviously, someone made the website and then sent him a link, so the site is run completely independent of Chris. Wherever it's headed, it's sure to be lulzy.

On [[2008#September|5 September 2008]], '''the official Sonichu game blog''' revealed what many people had suspected: that it was the work of an elaborate troll. In a post claiming that SEGA and Nintendo had slapped 'production' with a cease and desist order, the resident blogger offered his redesigns of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]; an [[Reginald|upper class]] and a Hardgay impersonating anteater/eel hybrid respectively. That Chris would condone such radical alterations of his 100% totally original characters is enough to raise eyebrows, but a more-than-fleeting inspection of 'Reginald' - Sonichu's reimagining - shows that he is armed with that appendage Chris dreads most, i.e. a [[pickle]]. Oh, and Rosachu's equivalent has a beard and a boner, I suppose that's worth mentioning as well. A follow-up post was submitted on 6 September 2008, featuring a redesign of the big CWC himself. Chris is convinced that JKProductions was not a troll and continued to endorse their blog as the 'Official CWC Approved Sonichu Video Game Blog' on both his website and [[YouTube]] account until the demise of the former. He has never had the faintest idea as to what [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jk "JK" stood for.]

== Game art ==

<gallery>
Image:Hurrr1 color.jpg|"Here are some masterful drawings by our very own Artist and CSIII practitioner: Mike Sandy" ... "Sonichu, having beaten the snot out of a Jerkop, strikes a cool pose.."
Image:Japchu.jpg|"The conceptual profile of Sonichu. These are subject to alterations."
Image:Hurrr2 color.jpg|"Sonichu in the act of kicking a jerkop square in the face! Ouch."
Image:Hurrr4 color.jpg|"Sonichu is just too extreme for this angry jerkop."
Image:Hurrr3 color2.jpg|"Could this be? Sonichu is really zapping to the extreme!"
Image:Jerkhieg.png|"Of course, the Sonichu game will feature bosses of many shapes and sizes. Allow me to introduce you to one of them." ... "This is the [[Jerkhief|jerkop]], he is quite large, no? He dislikes virgins, as well as Sonichu. He will attack them both on sight."
Image:Sonichugameee.png|"Ah, very large indeed. He is very lazy too! Instead of fighting, he sends his [[jerkop]] minions to do his dirty work."
Image:Jerkops.png|"Look out! The poor jerkhief is much to large to move on his own! Should you wear him down..."
Image:Ohgod.png|"Oh my... H-he really knows how to get around!"
Image:Title screen.png|"Most games for the PC feature title screens, and sonichu is no exception to this..."
</gallery>

[[Category:Not TRUE and ORIGINAL]]
[[Category:Trolls]]

File:ChrissyChan.png

2010-11-18T03:38:21Z

Magi-chan:

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2010-11-18T03:37:57Z

Magi-chan:

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2010-11-18T03:37:26Z

Magi-chan:

Angelica

2010-10-30T22:36:53Z

Magi-chan: /* Comic appearances */

{{quote|Angelica is a religious type; she feels peace and tranquility often from the presence of [[God and Jesus]] and her healthy life in general.|Chris, describing the [[Reginald Sneasel|Sneasel]]-fucking whore in [[Mailbag 7#The Rosechus are totally diverse and stuff|Mailbag 7]].}}

[[Image:Angelica.jpg|thumb|Angelica as she appears in [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]]]]
[[File:ModNation Angelica.jpg|thumb|Angelica in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'']]

'''Angelica''' is a [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]], and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]] that formed from eggs released by the [[Chaotic Rainbow]] as a result of the collision between [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Super Sonic]] and a [[Pikachu]]. She is a Flying/Electric type. Despite the fact that she was hatched in 2004, [[Chris]] insists that she is over 18 and therefore making porn of her masturbating doesn’t make him a [[pedofork]].

[[Chris and religion|Angelica was brought up in a strict Roman Catholic convent, with nuns being the only family she ever knew.]] Her painfully bleak upbringing clashes with her apparently insatiable sexual appetites, no doubt causing her massive tension and guilt. The fierce repression of her youth, in the cold surroundings of the brutal convent, led to her later rebellion which tragically took the form of her indoctrination into the [[Chaotic Combo]]. She went from diligently worshiping Jesus to being nothing but a masturbatory aid for her [[Chris|demented creator]], another lobotomized beast rattling around in the bird-cage of Chris's mind.

Like other Rosechus, she has [[Chris and writing|no discernible personality whatsoever]], aside from a verbal tic ("Lord") that Chris claims is indicative of a pious Catholic personality. Chris calls Angelica a "peacemaker", which is curious because the folks of [[CWCville]] normally don't end up in any kind of quarrels; when they ''do'' end up in quarrels, Angelica is seemingly powerless to prevent that or offer any real advice.

She is a combination of three characters:
*[[Raichu]]
*[[Amy Rose]]
*[[Wikipedia:Angel|Angels]]

==Major Comic Appearances==

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]===

Angelica's egg came into the possession of a group of nuns, who nurtured the egg until its hatching, revealing a small, white, winged [[Rosey]]. After learning how to fly under the watch of nuns, she evolved one night in her sleep - on said night also being [[Pedofork|secretly visited by Chris-chan]], who gave her shoes and a scrunchie - but nothing to cover up her breasts and [[china|genitals]]...

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]===

Angelica meets the [[Chaotic Combo]] moments after planting a flower garden and viewing it from above, when all of a sudden, [[Blake]] and [[Punchy]] come crashing through, shortly followed by the rest of the rainbow retards. After a short discussion, Angelica, along with her newfound team, proceed to beat the hell out of [[Niggos|Blake]] ([[Chris and Race|like a good Christian would]]) and celebrate accordingly. It is established that Angelica's main mode of attack and defense is through using her wings rather than any electric powers. This makes her whole electric sub-type pointless.
===[[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]]===

Like the rest of the combo Angelica is summoned into battle by [[Comic Chris|Chris]] but just like everyone not named Chris, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], or [[Megtune]] she doesn't actually do or say anything the entire issue.

===[[Sonichu_6#Episode_14:_.22Evil_is_Afoot.21.22|Evil is Afoot]]===

In this issue, Angelica pretends to be concerned about [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Chris's imaginary twin sister]] getting trapped in the mirror one minute, and the next minute she talks about [[Bionic the Hedgehog]]’s great basketball skills. She and [[Bubbles]] think to themselves “What a dreamboat”, smoldering with barely contained lust.

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_Prologue|Episode 18 Prologue]]===

Here we see the [[Chaotic Combo]] celebrating their 19th birthday on 2 February 2008. This is a lame ass attempt to make [[Chris]] look like less of a [[pedofork]].

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring break]]===

While sunbathing with [[Rosechu]], Angelica makes the mistake of asking [[Bubbles]] why she doesn't need sunscreen, and is subjected to a long boring lecture. After [[Blake]] shows up and kicks sand at them before being led away by Bubbles, Angelica and Rosechu giggle about [[Blake]]'s faux-macho attitude. Later after Bubbles retrieves a [[Sonichu Ball]] from the ocean she hands it to Angelica who flies it back to [[Patti-Chan]] who is at the Cwcville Mayoral Office.

===[[Sonichu_9#Episode_19:_Date_Ed_.28Even_Though_the_Idea_Sounds_Dated.29|Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)]]===

While absent for most of the episode, Angelica shows up on the last few pages to randomly hook up with [[Reginald Sneasel]] for no reason whatsoever. Apparently she's only attracted to pathetic losers and is extremely poor judge of character, calling an obsessive liar who partakes in acts of vandalism "honest" and "sweet".

===[[Sonichu 9#Episode 20: CWC-Defense|CWC Defense]]===

Angelica is shown waking up in bed with Reginald at her church home, removing all doubt that she's a dirty whore. She's later seen taking down several flying enemies. She precisely aims the wreckage to form a [[Wikipedia:Pentagram|pentagram]] around her church. So much for being a good Christian.

===[[Sonichu 10#Episode 21: Christian Chandler in Director Amenities|Christian Chandler in Director Amenities]]===

Angelica reads the [[Asperpedia Four]] their "last rights", and is one of the people pushing the buttons on [[Alec]]'s ten-button electric chair. She thinks "may God have mercy," implying she does not have any, which is again quite problematic from theological point of view.

== [[Love Quest]] ==

Angelica went through the first eight ''Sonichu'' comics not showing any interest in any of the male characters, before finally shacking with [[Reginald Sneasel]] in [[Episode 19]] after he called her cute. Given that Reginald is basically a Chris stand-in, it's generally assumed by [[trolls]] that Chris would like his relationship to start in a similar manner: a girl throwing herself at him not in spite of the fact that he's pathetic, but because of it.

==[[Rule 34]]==

Chris drew Rule 34 of Angelica, which he uploaded to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], hoping that it would encourage [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] ''et al.'' to remove his article. Instead, his plan backfired, resulting in an increased interest in him and his work.

The picture in question was originally included with the caption "FUCK!! Did she have to do that in the house of God?!!", suggesting that Angelica has a penchant for masturbating in church. Some believe that the real reason for Chris's dismissal from [[Grace Baptist Church]] was a similar incident, in which the line was repeated to him, but there is no evidence to back up this claim.

Angelica's struggle with sexual sin might be an insight into Chris's own struggle between his Christianity and his sexual desires. While Chris claims to be a Christian, he acts similarly to Angelica, maintaining a veneer of piousness yet living in a prison of [[Kimmi|sex dolls]], masturbation, pornography, and [[Homo#Evidence_that_Chris_is_a_homo|complete submission to his sexuality]].

==Gallery==

<center>
<gallery>
Image:270-YuAngelica.jpg|Chris's attempt to show his congregation that these Satanic card games that tempt children these days can have good Christian characters too.
Image:271-Angelica.jpg|The power of prayer... it does nothing to relieve the crapfest.
Image:AngelicaSpreadsEm.jpg|While the nuns are kneeling demurely in devotion, Angelica splays her [[china]] wide open for [[GodJesus]].
</gallery>
</center>

{{CWCipedia|chris=Angelica Rosechu}}
{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]

Megtune

2010-10-30T22:28:15Z

Magi-chan: Redirected page to Sailor Megtune

#REDIRECT [[Sailor Megtune]]

Angelica

2010-10-30T22:19:21Z

Magi-chan: /* Date Ed */

{{quote|Angelica is a religious type; she feels peace and tranquility often from the presence of [[God and Jesus]] and her healthy life in general.|Chris, describing the [[Reginald Sneasel|Sneasel]]-fucking whore in [[Mailbag 7#The Rosechus are totally diverse and stuff|Mailbag 7]].}}

[[Image:Angelica.jpg|thumb|Angelica as she appears in [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]]]]
[[File:ModNation Angelica.jpg|thumb|Angelica in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'']]

'''Angelica''' is a [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]], and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]] that formed from eggs released by the [[Chaotic Rainbow]] as a result of the collision between [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Super Sonic]] and a [[Pikachu]]. She is a Flying/Electric type. Despite the fact that she was hatched in 2004, [[Chris]] insists that she is over 18 and therefore making porn of her masturbating doesn’t make him a [[pedofork]].

[[Chris and religion|Angelica was brought up in a strict Roman Catholic convent, with nuns being the only family she ever knew.]] Her painfully bleak upbringing clashes with her apparently insatiable sexual appetites, no doubt causing her massive tension and guilt. The fierce repression of her youth, in the cold surroundings of the brutal convent, led to her later rebellion which tragically took the form of her indoctrination into the [[Chaotic Combo]]. She went from diligently worshiping Jesus to being nothing but a masturbatory aid for her [[Chris|demented creator]], another lobotomized beast rattling around in the bird-cage of Chris's mind.

Like other Rosechus, she has [[Chris and writing|no discernible personality whatsoever]], aside from a verbal tic ("Lord") that Chris claims is indicative of a pious Catholic personality. Chris calls Angelica a "peacemaker", which is curious because the folks of [[CWCville]] normally don't end up in any kind of quarrels; when they ''do'' end up in quarrels, Angelica is seemingly powerless to prevent that or offer any real advice.

She is a combination of three characters:
*[[Raichu]]
*[[Amy Rose]]
*[[Wikipedia:Angel|Angels]]

==Comic appearances==

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]===

Angelica's egg came into the possession of a group of nuns, who nurtured the egg until its hatching, revealing a small, white, winged [[Rosey]]. After learning how to fly under the watch of nuns, she evolved one night in her sleep - on said night also being secretly visited by Chris-chan, who gave her shoes and a scrunchie - but nothing to cover up her breasts and [[china|genitals]]...

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]===

Angelica meets the [[Chaotic Combo]] moments after planting a flower garden and viewing it from above, when all of a sudden, [[Blake]] and [[Punchy]] come crashing through, shortly followed by the rest of the rainbow retards. After a short discussion, Angelica, along with her newfound team, proceed to beat the hell out of Blake (like a good Christian would) and celebrate accordingly. It is established that Angelica's main mode of attack and defense is through using her wings rather than any electric powers.

===[[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]]===

She has brief cameos in this issue but no speaking lines because she has no personality at all.

===[[Sonichu_6#Episode_14:_.22Evil_is_Afoot.21.22|Evil is Afoot]]===

In this issue, Angelica pretends to be concerned about [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Chris's imaginary twin sister]] getting trapped in the mirror one minute, and the next minute she talks about [[Bionic the Hedgehog]]’s great basketball skills. She and [[Bubbles]] think to themselves “What a dreamboat”, smoldering with barely contained lust.

===Episode 18 Prologue===

Here we see the [[Chaotic Combo]] celebrating their 19th birthday on 2 February 2008. This is a lame ass attempt to make [[Chris]] look like less of a [[pedofork|pedophile]].

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring break]]===

While sunbathing with [[Rosechu]], Angelica makes the mistake of asking [[Bubbles]] why she doesn't need sunscreen, and is subjected to a long boring lecture. After [[Blake]] shows up and kicks sand at them before being led away by Bubbles, Angelica and Rosechu giggle about [[Blake]]'s faux-macho attitude.

===[[Sonichu_9#Episode_19:_Date_Ed_.28Even_Though_the_Idea_Sounds_Dated.29|Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)]]===

While absent for most of the episode, Angelica shows up on the last few pages to hook up with [[Reginald Sneasel]] for no good reason. Apparently she's only attracted to pathetic losers. She's also an extremely poor judge of character, calling an obsessive liar who partakes in acts of vandalism "honest" and "sweet".

===[[Sonichu 9#Episode 20: CWC-Defense|CWC Defense]]===

Angelica is shown waking up in bed with Reginald at her church home, removing all doubt that she's a dirty whore. She's later seen taking down several flying enemies. She precisely aims the wreckage to form a [[Wikipedia:Pentagram|pentagram]] around her church. So much for being a good Christian.

===[[Sonichu 10#Episode 21: Christian Chandler in Director Amenities|Christian Chandler in Director Amenities]]===

Angelica reads the [[Asperpedia Four]] their "last rights", and is one of the people pushing the buttons on [[Alec]]'s ten-button electric chair. She thinks "may God have mercy," implying she does not have any, which is again quite problematic from theological point of view.

== [[Love Quest]] ==

Angelica went through the first eight ''Sonichu'' comics not showing any interest in any of the male characters, before finally shacking with [[Reginald Sneasel]] in [[Episode 19]] after he called her cute. Given that Reginald is basically a Chris stand-in, it's generally assumed by [[trolls]] that Chris would like his relationship to start in a similar manner: a girl throwing herself at him not in spite of the fact that he's pathetic, but because of it.

==[[Rule 34]]==

Chris drew Rule 34 of Angelica, which he uploaded to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], hoping that it would encourage [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] ''et al.'' to remove his article. Instead, his plan backfired, resulting in an increased interest in him and his work.

The picture in question was originally included with the caption "FUCK!! Did she have to do that in the house of God?!!", suggesting that Angelica has a penchant for masturbating in church. Some believe that the real reason for Chris's dismissal from [[Grace Baptist Church]] was a similar incident, in which the line was repeated to him, but there is no evidence to back up this claim.

Angelica's struggle with sexual sin might be an insight into Chris's own struggle between his Christianity and his sexual desires. While Chris claims to be a Christian, he acts similarly to Angelica, maintaining a veneer of piousness yet living in a prison of [[Kimmi|sex dolls]], masturbation, pornography, and [[Homo#Evidence_that_Chris_is_a_homo|complete submission to his sexuality]].

==Gallery==

<center>
<gallery>
Image:270-YuAngelica.jpg|Chris's attempt to show his congregation that these Satanic card games that tempt children these days can have good Christian characters too.
Image:271-Angelica.jpg|The power of prayer... it does nothing to relieve the crapfest.
Image:AngelicaSpreadsEm.jpg|While the nuns are kneeling demurely in devotion, Angelica splays her [[china]] wide open for [[GodJesus]].
</gallery>
</center>

{{CWCipedia|chris=Angelica Rosechu}}
{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]

Angelica

2010-10-30T22:18:17Z

Magi-chan: /* Sonichu #6 */

{{quote|Angelica is a religious type; she feels peace and tranquility often from the presence of [[God and Jesus]] and her healthy life in general.|Chris, describing the [[Reginald Sneasel|Sneasel]]-fucking whore in [[Mailbag 7#The Rosechus are totally diverse and stuff|Mailbag 7]].}}

[[Image:Angelica.jpg|thumb|Angelica as she appears in [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]]]]
[[File:ModNation Angelica.jpg|thumb|Angelica in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'']]

'''Angelica''' is a [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]], and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]] that formed from eggs released by the [[Chaotic Rainbow]] as a result of the collision between [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Super Sonic]] and a [[Pikachu]]. She is a Flying/Electric type. Despite the fact that she was hatched in 2004, [[Chris]] insists that she is over 18 and therefore making porn of her masturbating doesn’t make him a [[pedofork]].

[[Chris and religion|Angelica was brought up in a strict Roman Catholic convent, with nuns being the only family she ever knew.]] Her painfully bleak upbringing clashes with her apparently insatiable sexual appetites, no doubt causing her massive tension and guilt. The fierce repression of her youth, in the cold surroundings of the brutal convent, led to her later rebellion which tragically took the form of her indoctrination into the [[Chaotic Combo]]. She went from diligently worshiping Jesus to being nothing but a masturbatory aid for her [[Chris|demented creator]], another lobotomized beast rattling around in the bird-cage of Chris's mind.

Like other Rosechus, she has [[Chris and writing|no discernible personality whatsoever]], aside from a verbal tic ("Lord") that Chris claims is indicative of a pious Catholic personality. Chris calls Angelica a "peacemaker", which is curious because the folks of [[CWCville]] normally don't end up in any kind of quarrels; when they ''do'' end up in quarrels, Angelica is seemingly powerless to prevent that or offer any real advice.

She is a combination of three characters:
*[[Raichu]]
*[[Amy Rose]]
*[[Wikipedia:Angel|Angels]]

==Comic appearances==

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]===

Angelica's egg came into the possession of a group of nuns, who nurtured the egg until its hatching, revealing a small, white, winged [[Rosey]]. After learning how to fly under the watch of nuns, she evolved one night in her sleep - on said night also being secretly visited by Chris-chan, who gave her shoes and a scrunchie - but nothing to cover up her breasts and [[china|genitals]]...

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]===

Angelica meets the [[Chaotic Combo]] moments after planting a flower garden and viewing it from above, when all of a sudden, [[Blake]] and [[Punchy]] come crashing through, shortly followed by the rest of the rainbow retards. After a short discussion, Angelica, along with her newfound team, proceed to beat the hell out of Blake (like a good Christian would) and celebrate accordingly. It is established that Angelica's main mode of attack and defense is through using her wings rather than any electric powers.

===[[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]]===

She has brief cameos in this issue but no speaking lines because she has no personality at all.

===[[Sonichu_6#Episode_14:_.22Evil_is_Afoot.21.22|Evil is Afoot]]===

In this issue, Angelica pretends to be concerned about [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Chris's imaginary twin sister]] getting trapped in the mirror one minute, and the next minute she talks about [[Bionic the Hedgehog]]’s great basketball skills. She and [[Bubbles]] think to themselves “What a dreamboat”, smoldering with barely contained lust.

===Episode 18 Prologue===

Here we see the [[Chaotic Combo]] celebrating their 19th birthday on 2 February 2008. This is a lame ass attempt to make [[Chris]] look like less of a [[pedofork|pedophile]].

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring break]]===

While sunbathing with [[Rosechu]], Angelica makes the mistake of asking [[Bubbles]] why she doesn't need sunscreen, and is subjected to a long boring lecture. After [[Blake]] shows up and kicks sand at them before being led away by Bubbles, Angelica and Rosechu giggle about [[Blake]]'s faux-macho attitude.

===[[Sonichu 9#Episode 19: Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)|Date Ed]]===

While absent for most of the episode, Angelica shows up on the last few pages to hook up with [[Reginald Sneasel]] for no good reason. Apparently she's only attracted to pathetic losers. She's also an extremely poor judge of character, calling an obsessive liar who partakes in acts of vandalism "honest" and "sweet".

===[[Sonichu 9#Episode 20: CWC-Defense|CWC Defense]]===

Angelica is shown waking up in bed with Reginald at her church home, removing all doubt that she's a dirty whore. She's later seen taking down several flying enemies. She precisely aims the wreckage to form a [[Wikipedia:Pentagram|pentagram]] around her church. So much for being a good Christian.

===[[Sonichu 10#Episode 21: Christian Chandler in Director Amenities|Christian Chandler in Director Amenities]]===

Angelica reads the [[Asperpedia Four]] their "last rights", and is one of the people pushing the buttons on [[Alec]]'s ten-button electric chair. She thinks "may God have mercy," implying she does not have any, which is again quite problematic from theological point of view.

== [[Love Quest]] ==

Angelica went through the first eight ''Sonichu'' comics not showing any interest in any of the male characters, before finally shacking with [[Reginald Sneasel]] in [[Episode 19]] after he called her cute. Given that Reginald is basically a Chris stand-in, it's generally assumed by [[trolls]] that Chris would like his relationship to start in a similar manner: a girl throwing herself at him not in spite of the fact that he's pathetic, but because of it.

==[[Rule 34]]==

Chris drew Rule 34 of Angelica, which he uploaded to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], hoping that it would encourage [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] ''et al.'' to remove his article. Instead, his plan backfired, resulting in an increased interest in him and his work.

The picture in question was originally included with the caption "FUCK!! Did she have to do that in the house of God?!!", suggesting that Angelica has a penchant for masturbating in church. Some believe that the real reason for Chris's dismissal from [[Grace Baptist Church]] was a similar incident, in which the line was repeated to him, but there is no evidence to back up this claim.

Angelica's struggle with sexual sin might be an insight into Chris's own struggle between his Christianity and his sexual desires. While Chris claims to be a Christian, he acts similarly to Angelica, maintaining a veneer of piousness yet living in a prison of [[Kimmi|sex dolls]], masturbation, pornography, and [[Homo#Evidence_that_Chris_is_a_homo|complete submission to his sexuality]].

==Gallery==

<center>
<gallery>
Image:270-YuAngelica.jpg|Chris's attempt to show his congregation that these Satanic card games that tempt children these days can have good Christian characters too.
Image:271-Angelica.jpg|The power of prayer... it does nothing to relieve the crapfest.
Image:AngelicaSpreadsEm.jpg|While the nuns are kneeling demurely in devotion, Angelica splays her [[china]] wide open for [[GodJesus]].
</gallery>
</center>

{{CWCipedia|chris=Angelica Rosechu}}
{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]

Legendary Master Sunstone

2010-10-30T00:20:36Z

Magi-chan:

[[File:Lms.jpg|thumb|[[Black Sonichu]] stealing the Sunstone.]]
The '''Legendary Master Sunstone''' is an enormous orange gemstone located on Rainbow Island where it is protected by [[Flame the Sunbird]]. According to Flame:

{{quote|The Master Sunstone controls how everything in the world grows. As long as it remains on my island's momument, everything will grow like norma''[sic]''. But if it were to fall into the wrong hands, everything would fall into chaos; humans could grow [[pickle|extra body parts]], or [[china|lose them]]. Tress''[sic]'' would grow legs and walk the earth in anger. But I, Flame, make sure the Master Sunstone stays in place and together to ensure proper growth. That makes it very powerful[.]}}

Almost immediately after the Sunstone was introduced in ''Sonichu'', it was stolen by [[Black Sonichu]], acting on orders from [[Giovanni]]. While making his getaway and evading Flame's pursuit, Blachu interfered with the relaxation of Bubbles, Wild, Punchy, and Angelica, causing them to meet for the first time. This in turn attracted the attention of Magi-Chan, who brought the [[Chaotic Combo]] together to confront Black Sonichu alongside [[Sonichu]]. The six Electric Hedgehog Pokémon squashed Blachu and returned the Sunstone to its proper place on Rainbow Island. Despite its apparent power and how easy it is to steal (Black Sonichu was only stopped because he coincidentally pissed off every other Electric Hedgehog in the world on his way home) the Legendary Master Sunstone is never mentioned again.

The Legendary Master Sunstone is a gigantic rip-off of the Master Emerald from ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic & Knuckles|Sonic & Knuckles]],'' though its description "references" a plot point from ''[[Wikipedia:Pokémon: Arceus and the Jewel of Life|Pokémon: Arceus and the Jewel of Life]]''.Additionally it's appearance is based off the Sunstone item from the Pokémon games.

[[Category: Sonichu]][[Category: Plot Devices]]

Flame the Sunbird

2010-10-30T00:14:55Z

Magi-chan: Flame looks nothing like Moltres and doesn't even use any fire moves there's not way you could confuse the two.

[[Image:071-Flame.jpg|right|thumb||Flame or Kazooie? YOU DECIDE!]]
[[File:Fire island.jpg|right|thumb|Flame's home on Rainbow Island.]]
{{quote|Flame is the Sunbird protector of the Master Sunstone on the mysterious Rainbow Island. He can fly sky-high, the sun does not bother him at all.|[[:Image:284-ACFlameBck.jpg|Flame the Sunbird Animal Crossing card]], clearly displaying Chris's knowledge of how to use a comma}}

'''Flame the Sunbird''' is a large red male bird who lives on an island and is tasked with the protection of the [[Legendary Master Sunstone]].

Flame is a [[Things_Chris_has_ripped_off|ripoff]] of [[wikipedia:Banjo-Kazooie_(series)#Characters|Kazooie]] from the ''Banjo-Kazooie'' series, and possibly also [http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Bean_the_Dynamite Bean the Dynamite] from the GCN/PS2 game ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic the Fighters|Sonic the Fighters]]''.

{{quote|I could use some pants.|Flame, randomly [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripping off]] a line from ''[[Wikipedia:Pokémon: The Movie 2000|Pokémon: The Movie 2000]]''}}
==Comic appearances==
===''Sonichu'' #3===
Flame's role is to look after the [[Legendary Master Sunstone]]; however, it is stolen by [[Blake]] acting under the orders of [[Giovanni]]. Just to reiterate, his entire purpose in life is to protect an immensely powerful jewel, only to have it stolen by some ripoff of a ripoff in an eyeblink ''mere seconds after being introduced.'' It is later returned to its correct place when the [[Chaotic Combo]] and [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] defeat Blake. There is no indication that security on the Sunstone has been strengthened since, despite its enormous power and the ease with which Blake stole it.

===''Sonichu'' #8===

Flame also appears in the Episode 18 Prologue. When the Chaotic Combo are celebrating their nineteenth birthday, Flame is in attendance. He has not been seen since, even in the massive [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] everybody-shows-up-again brawl.

==A Pokémon?==
[[Image:SchuDrillPeck.jpg|right|thumb||Flame, who is '''not''' a Pokémon, using the Pokémon attack Drill Peck.]]
Interestingly enough, in his introduction, Flame remarks that he is not a [[Pokémon]], nor is he related to one. Only a few pages later, he uses the Pokémon move Drill Peck when chasing Blake as he escapes on his hoverboard. Why Chris bothered to contradict himself like that is never explained.
{{clear}}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:283-ACFlame.jpg
Image:284-ACFlameBck.jpg
Image:285-YuFlame.jpg
</gallery></center>

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]

Magi-Chan

2010-10-30T00:06:45Z

Magi-chan: /* Shattered Hearts & Entrapment */

{{quote|It seemed unlikely for a loong time. But Magi-Chan saw in a future a [[Silvana|long-haired black Rosechu]], who was born true of Venus on the Earth's Moon. Yet she would be cursed with a [[duck|protrusion]] that can be undone by eliminating the one who had placed the curse.|Chris describes Magi-Chan's yearning for [[homos|love]].}}

[[Image:SchuMagichan1.jpg|thumb|Magi-Chan Sonichu as he appears in [[Sonichu 3]]]]

'''Magi-Chan''' is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]]. He's the serious know-it-all and the only character not interested in finding a [[sweetheart]]. He's also one of the major sources of ''deus ex machina'' in the comic, and thus far the character most often depicted as just a floating head.

Magi-Chan is probably the only sympathetic character in the whole series, due to his sarcastic and often serious mood unintentionally making him seem intolerant of [[Sonichu]] and Chris's bullshit, and the homosexual undertones in his character. He also remains girlfriend-free the longest of all the characters, and only complains about it when Sonichu boasts that he's going to be fucking his girlfriend all night.

He is also rather annoying to other readers, simply because he is clearly omnipotent, but refuses to use his powers for any reason other than to exposit and teleport characters to where they need to be in order to do a job he could, himself, do in a matter of moments. However, some readers find this to be his most redeeming characteristic, as he clearly only puts in the bare minimum of effort to satisfy Chris's [[autism|retarded]] whims.

According to Chris, "Magi-Chan" is intended to be a lame pun on "[[Wes Iseli|magician]]".<ref>[[DPF phonecall]]</ref>

==Overview==

[[File:ModNation MagiChan.jpg|thumb|Magic-Chan in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'']]

Magi-Chan exists in this weird nebulous reality where, because he's supposed to be the smartest being alive, he's actually more intelligent than the [[Christian Weston Chandler|creator]] of his own universe. So his is the experience of spending the entirety of his life enraged at the blatant retardation of the people and the world around him, and yet being completely unable to express it. He's keenly aware of how meaningless a character he is, and how quickly he could be tossed to the side, written off, or killed off-screen, never to be mentioned again. His only hope is that one day he will transcend the boundaries of Chris's terrible narrative and he'll evolve into a being unrestrained by the comic's conventions. An avatar for pure hatred. [[CWCville]] will be consumed by fire. But fear that day, my friends, because once he is done with his universe, he will move on to ours. And that will be a dark day indeed.

Magi-Chan is perhaps the most useless in Chris's canon of useless characters, rivaled only by [[Lolisa Rosechu]]. Despite being essentially omnipotent, he does little more than enable everybody else to do something by filling them in on all the exposition and teleporting them where they need to go, rather than make Chris waste his valuable time by (gasp!) building the world and building up suspense!

In recent comics, however, Magi-Chan has come in more handy as a sort of "right-hand man" to Chris, particularly in his fight against homosexuality. Chris has stated that Magi-Chan monitors all sexual activity in the city using his psychic powers, and later has Magi-Chan travel to the future in order to obtain a bulk batch of the cure for homosexuality. Magi-Chan would effectively contaminate the water supply of [[Cwcville]] with Chris's blood in order to cleanse the world of its [[homos]].

He is a combination of four characters:
:*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
:*[[Pikachu]]
:*[[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]]

[[Image:SchuMagiSonee.jpg|100 px|thumb|left|Magi-Chan as a [[Sonee]].]]

==Major Comic Appearances==

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]===

Magi-Chan's egg lands in a secluded cave in the cliffs surrounding CWCville. Upon hatching, he is spoken to via telepathy by what appears to be [[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]]; although Chris's crappy drawings don't make it exactly clear. Anyhoo, this psychic what-the-fuck trains Magi-Chan [[Sonee]] to use his psychic abilities until he evolves in meditation one day. The first thing he does whilst in his new form is crack one off. Yes - Magi-Chan, the emo/Goth, stoic and serious character, farts. [[Random-access humor|Classy.]]

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]===

Magi-Chan stands over CWCville, his all-knowing mind seeing the impending fight against [[Blake]]. He sighs, heads on over where he meets the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members and seems to set himself up as their leader within moments. The others seemed to accept this rather than asking "Who the fuck are you, you big purple fag?" Then they all beat up [[Blake]] to the point that his head is bleeding all over the grass.

===[[Sonichu_5#Episode_13:_.22Smashed_Hearts_.26_Entrapment.22|Smashed Hearts & Entrapment]]===

Magi-Chan and the other Chaotic Combo members are teleported into action by Chris. That's about it. The entire Chaotic Combo and [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] never fight or have any real dialogue in this issue. So what was the point in them even appearing?

===[[Sonichu_6#Episode_14:_.22Evil_is_Afoot.21.22|Evil is Afoot]]===

While everyone is pretending to worry about [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|Crystal]], Chris and Magi-Chan try to figure out how to free her. Magi-Chan gives a bullshit theory about how the Sonichu Balls could break the dark mirror.

Then [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] attacks and Chris orders Magi-Chan and Sonichu to investigate with him. Magi-Chan does practically nothing from there on other than stopping Sonichu from starring in his own comic for a few seconds.

===[[Sonichu_7#Episode_15:_.22Time_for_a_Ball.22|Time for a Ball]] & [[Sonichu_7#Episode_16:_.22Time_Hogs.22|Time Hogs]]===

For no reason, Magi-Chan, along with Chris and Sonichu, begin the hunt for the [[Sonichu Balls]] at the [[Manchester High School]] Gymnasium. Magi-Chan gives some made-up theory about how the Sonichu Balls can be scattered throughout time. He then magically realizes that Chris came in contact with the ball back in [[1996]] and the three go back in time to retrieve it. On the way back Chris gets lost in a time void and Magi-Chan explains the he will return eventually. Sonichu shows no real interest in his father's plight and makes a few sleazy sex references before leaving for his date with [[Rosechu]].

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_Prologue|Episode 18 Prologue]]===

Here we see the [[Chaotic Combo]] celebrating their 19th birthday on 2 February 2008. This is a lame-ass attempt to make [[Chris]] look like less of a [[pedofork]]. As expected this facade fools absolutely no one.

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring Break]]===

[[Image:MagiChanisGay.JPG|250 px|thumb|Precise and accurate]]

Magi-Chan, being too lazy to do the task himself, explains to [[Bubbles]] that he has found a [[Sonichu Ball]], and tells her to go get it. He also tries to warn her of [[Silvana]]'s trap but Bubbles doesn't believe him despite the fact that Magi-Chan fucking knows everything. Eventually [[Jiggliami]] calls her and tells her that she found [[Blake]] unconscious and the two girls begin their fight. After Silvana leaves, Bubbles asks Magi-chan to teleport her to Blake.

===[[Sonichu_9#Episode_19:_Date_Ed_.28Even_Though_the_Idea_Sounds_Dated.29|Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)]]===

Magi-Chan never appears in this episode, strengthening the theory that because he is gay, he will never be happy and paired up.

===[[Episode_20#Episode_20:_CWC-Defense|CWC-Defense]]===

Alone among Chris's major characters, Magi-Chan has shown no romantic interest for any other character in the comic book. In [[Episode 20]] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic9P65.jpg page 65], Magi-Chan told the intersex Silvana that he was deceived by her "[[China|feminine charms]]." He pleads with her to stop working with [[Count Graduon]] and insists that he can restore her "birth gender." So Magi-Chan will one day cut her [[duck|dick]] off and fall in love with her.

After his exchange with Silvana, Magi-Chan disappears from episode 20 almost entirely. He plays no significant role in the plot until the epilogue, where he shows up to provide a handy deus ex machina and randomly pull Chris out of the Time Void.

===[[Sonichu 10#Episode 21: Christian Chandler in Director Amenities|Christian Chandler in Director Amenities]]===

Magi-Chan appears in the beginning of the story, having yanked Chris from the Time Void. After listening to how he raped his [[Lovely Weather|wife]] in the future, he is charged with gathering the homosexual cure and bringing it to the present. He does so, unable to stop Chris from destroying the 4-cent_garbage.com building and killing hundreds of trolls. He returns, declaring that his mission was a success and that in the future, Silvana would lose her dick and fall in love with him and that Chris's birthday would become [[Christian Love Day]]. Still obviously disturbed by what he came back to, Magi-Chan goes off on a bullshit tangent about how Chris is the only one who can save the world.

When Chris tries to apologize for his actions involving [[Alec Benson Leary]], Magi-Chan stops [[Evan]] and [[Simonchu]] from trying to kill [[Simonla]], but fails in stopping Sean's attempt. He's obviously guilt ridden when Wild's motherless bastard child [[Sandy]] is born, telling her point blank that it was Evan who killed him, planting some sort of horrible evil seed in her. He is present at the [[Asperchu Four|Asperchu Four's]] trial, planting evidence to convict them. He is last seen at Alec's execution, electrocuting him.

==Mental illness==
[[Image:Magichan talking bollocks.png|thumb|left|400px|An example of Magi-chan's recent unintelligible speech and mental confusion]]
[[File:MagiChanPsychopath.PNG|thumb|right|Artist's depiction of Magi-Chan's mental breakdown.]]

Recently, Magi-Chan has shown some signs of mental confusion, severe depression and aggression towards the [[Chaotic Combo]]. His symptoms began in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], when he could only target the signal of a Sonichu Ball with the precision (using the term loosely) of 3,000 fathoms. For much of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] he appears confused and disorientated, and most of his speech is unintelligible. He talks to himself, and at one point reduces himself to tears. This raises fears that he is suffering from some kind of mental illness or deterioration such as [[Wikipedia:Alzheimer's disease|Alzheimer's disease]] or [[Wikipedia:cerebral palsy|cerebral palsy]]. It is possible that his unusually powerful intelligence is the result of some birth defect which is now causing him problems; he will need to be observed in the coming months to see if the deterioration continues or if he develops spasticity.

Fresh fears are raised every day; it was revealed on page 70 of ''Sonichu'' #10 that Magi-Chan's psychic powers had somehow "missed" a stereotypical [[Inos|Rastafarian]] living in a "Dumbster" behind a [[Chris and Money|soup hotel]]. This raised consternation even from the usually [[Autism|stoic]] [[Sonichu]]. It is becoming increasingly clear that something is dreadfully wrong with Magi-Chan. Christian must act fast to ensure that he gets the [[Rocky Shoemaker|help]] he needs.

==Outside of the Comics==

Magi-Chan is one of the more popular characters with the trolls, due to his arguably homosexual tendencies. As such. he is mentioned in Chris's [[Mailbag]]s quite frequently. This has caused a few new facts about the character to surface, notably that [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|he is aware of any sex act]] that happens to occur within [[CWCville]] city limit and inform Chris if it doesn't fit his [[Homos|puritanical ideals]]. That's not creepy or anything.

==Evidence that Magi-Chan is a [[homo]]==

*"-''chan''" is a Japanese honorific used to address young women and children.
*The only girl he's remotely interested in is the [[Silvana|chick with the dick]].
*According to [[Mailbag 31]], Magi-Chan uses his psychic powers to actually go ''looking'' for people having gay sex.
*He's fucking purple.
*He teleported for [[Wild]] but refused to teleport for his friends in general.
*Chris made him.

==Gallery==

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<gallery>
Image:Magichan-icon.jpg|Magi-Chan is too cool to smile.
Image:Magichan scowling.jpg
Image:Magichan bubble.jpg
Image:281-MagiChan.jpg|THIS IS MY ANGRY FACE
Image:MagiChanFarts.JPG|Magi-chan hard at work.
Image:280-YuMagi.jpg
Image:Magichanmausterbate.jpg‎|[[Mailbag 31|Magi-Chan Sonichu is watching you masturbate.]]
</gallery>
</center>
{{CWCipedia|chris=Magi-Chan Sonichu}}

==Sauces==
<references/>

{{Sonichu}}
{{Not_Jerks}}

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Plot Devices]]

Wild Sonichu

2010-10-30T00:05:52Z

Magi-chan: /* Smashed Hearts & Entrapment */

[[Image:Wild.jpg|thumb|Wild as he appears in [[Sonichu 3]]]]
[[File:ModNation Wild.jpg|thumb|left|Wild in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'']]

'''Wild Sonichu''' is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] and supposed leader of the [[Chaotic Combo]] (though this position is usually assumed by Chris in any of his [[Sonichu (character)|Mary]] [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Sue]] [[Chris-chan Sonichu|incarnations]]) that formed from eggs released by the rainbow as a result of the collision between Super [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and a [[Pikachu]]. Like most of Chris's creations, he has absolutely no personality.

He is a Grass/Electric type, and a combination of several characters:
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
*[[Pikachu]]
*[[Wikipedia:Treecko|Treecko]] (tail)
*[[Wikipedia:Spider-Man|Spider-Man]] (swings from vines that retract from his arms and sticks to walls)
*[[Wikipedia:Espio the Chameleon|Espio the Chameleon]] (turns invisible, sticks to walls; both are on teams whose names are derivative of the word "chaos")

==Major Comic Appearances==
===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]===

After being hatched, Wild is adopted by a [[Scyther]] and a [[Venusaur]]. Growing up in his [[Sonee]] form, he learns to use Vine Whip and Razor Leaf attacks like other Grass-type [[Pokémon]]. Somehow, his adopted father manages to teach him valuable skills by repeating the same thing over and over. He eventually evolves into a green likeness of [[Sonichu]] with a "leafy tail" that looks like a beaver tail. Said tail is claimed to be usable as a propellor, but this has yet to be used. Probably the least enigmatic [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], which is quite a feat.

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]===

While swinging from vines, he is hit by [[Blake]] who is trying to steal the [[Legendary Master Sunstone]] on a hover board. He then teams up with the rest of the [[Chaotic Combo]] for the first time and they team up to defeat Blake.

===[[Sonichu_5#Episode_13:_.22Smashed_Hearts_.26_Entrapment.22|Smashed Hearts & Entrapment]]===

Wild and the other Chaotic Combo are teleported to help fight [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. They are unable to save [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] from being trapped in the [[Dark Mirror Hole]]. Luckily, they all have serious [[Autism|ADHD]] and forget about that, along with [[Chris|everyone else]]. This frees up time for more relationship drama and horrible sex.

===[[Sonichu_6#Episode_14:_.22Evil_is_Afoot.21.22|Evil is Afoot]]===

Wild acts like a jealous faggot when [[Bubbles]] and [[Angelica]] talk about how cool [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] is. He says he would get all the girls if he wasn’t kicked off the team for illegal vinal defense. This implies Wild is both a cheating liar and too retarded to understand basketball.

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_17:_.22Rage_Against_the_Garbage.22|Rage Against the Garbage]]===

Wild, [[Sonichu]], and [[Rosechu]] are teleported to the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] Building to find a [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu Ball]] and confront the evil [[Jason Kendrick Howell]]. Before entering the building, Wild cries about how his "father" [[Scyther]] was captured by poachers, acting emo for sympathy. Interestingly enough, Wild never bothered to look for his "father" after he saw the "passing-of-the-torch look in his eyes". Wild proceeds to immediately switch topics, turn invisible and [[Metal Gear Solid|sneak]] into the world's least secure building. He eventually recovers one of the [[Sonichu Balls]], despite [[Rosechu]] and [[Sonichu]] failing in the most batshit way possible.

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_Prologue|Episode 18 Prologue]]===

Here we see the [[Chaotic Combo]] celebrating their 19th birthday on 2 February 2008. This is a lame-ass attempt to make [[Chris]] look like less of a [[pedofork]]. Almost nothing goes on, making this episode a very poor facade.

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring Break]]===

Wild informs [[Punchy]] that his taste in women, namely [[Angelica]], sucks balls. Somehow Punchy is not offended, merely puzzled, and proceeds to plan out his [[Chris and sex|rape]]. Other than setting up a very flimsy premise for [[Sonichu 9]], Wild has no purpose in this comic, retarding him further as a character.

===[[Sonichu_9#Episode_19:_Date_Ed_.28Even_Though_the_Idea_Sounds_Dated.29|Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)]]===

In the Dating Ed episode thus far, Wild attends the class alongside Punchy, making it apparent that nearly every main character is a desperate loser. Wild, after the first class is paired with [[Simonla]] by their teacher.

Of course, mere moments after meeting face to face, the two are hopelessly in love - Chris rips off Spider-Man by having Wild swing through the city with Simonla in his arms, in an attempt to simulate an actual romantic moment. After this one outing, Wild takes her home to his "vibrating bed" (srsly) then Simonla shows the blueprints of her own place. Why you'd show anyone the blueprints of your house is a mystery.

The fact that Wild seems to find Simonla attractive is proof enough that he is [[gay]], as Simonla has got to be the least effeminate character in the entire comic, surpassing even [[Megagi]]'s dykeness. However, Chris will never admit that his characters are as [[Homos|gay]] as he is.

===[[Sonichu_10#Episode_21:_Christian_Chandler_in_Director_Amenities|Christian Chandler in Director Amenities]]===

[[Image:Wild parenting tips.jpg|thumb|Wild Sonichu: Father of the Year.]]

After helping free Chris from the [[Time Void]], Wild mostly takes a low-key role in the issue's lone episode until the waning pages of episode 21. Shortly after it is revealed that Wild and Simonla have congealed an egg together, Simonla is killed by a Voltorb planted in the ladies' room by [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec]]. Shortly after the announcement of Simonla's death, the egg hatches. Wild names his new daughter Sandy and raises her as a single father, ''Kramer vs. Kramer''-style (Simonla will be portrayed in the film version by Meryl Streep). The comic ends with a jury consisting of the now-grown Sandy and Wild sentencing Simonla's murderers to death. The father and daughter then personally cooperate to execute [[Evan]] in the bloodiest manner possible.

==Trivia==

*In a [[Chris dispels videogame rumors|video]] uploaded 13 [[September 2009]], Chris reveals that Wild Sonichu's adoptive Scyther father was in fact kidnapped "a long time ago". Chris goes on to reveal that Wild has to go and find him during the events of ''[[Sonichu Adventure]]''.
*Fans like to reimagine Wild as [[Metal Gear Solid|Sonic Snake]], likely due to the events of Episode 17. This version of Wild is the only one that doesn't suck.
*Wild is also a noted player of the Sit 'n Spin.

==Gallery==

<center>
<gallery>
Image:257-ACWild.jpg
Image:258-ACWildBck.jpg
Image:259-WildCard.jpg
Image:260-YuWild.jpg
Image:261-Wild.jpg
</gallery>
</center>

==References==

{{CWCipedia|chris=Wild Sonichu}}

<references/>

{{Hedgehog Boys}}
{{Not_Jerks}}
{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]

Wild Sonichu

2010-10-30T00:05:22Z

Magi-chan: /* Shattered Hearts & Entrapment */

[[Image:Wild.jpg|thumb|Wild as he appears in [[Sonichu 3]]]]
[[File:ModNation Wild.jpg|thumb|left|Wild in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'']]

'''Wild Sonichu''' is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] and supposed leader of the [[Chaotic Combo]] (though this position is usually assumed by Chris in any of his [[Sonichu (character)|Mary]] [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Sue]] [[Chris-chan Sonichu|incarnations]]) that formed from eggs released by the rainbow as a result of the collision between Super [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and a [[Pikachu]]. Like most of Chris's creations, he has absolutely no personality.

He is a Grass/Electric type, and a combination of several characters:
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
*[[Pikachu]]
*[[Wikipedia:Treecko|Treecko]] (tail)
*[[Wikipedia:Spider-Man|Spider-Man]] (swings from vines that retract from his arms and sticks to walls)
*[[Wikipedia:Espio the Chameleon|Espio the Chameleon]] (turns invisible, sticks to walls; both are on teams whose names are derivative of the word "chaos")

==Major Comic Appearances==
===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]===

After being hatched, Wild is adopted by a [[Scyther]] and a [[Venusaur]]. Growing up in his [[Sonee]] form, he learns to use Vine Whip and Razor Leaf attacks like other Grass-type [[Pokémon]]. Somehow, his adopted father manages to teach him valuable skills by repeating the same thing over and over. He eventually evolves into a green likeness of [[Sonichu]] with a "leafy tail" that looks like a beaver tail. Said tail is claimed to be usable as a propellor, but this has yet to be used. Probably the least enigmatic [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], which is quite a feat.

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]===

While swinging from vines, he is hit by [[Blake]] who is trying to steal the [[Legendary Master Sunstone]] on a hover board. He then teams up with the rest of the [[Chaotic Combo]] for the first time and they team up to defeat Blake.

===[[Sonichu_5#Episode_13:_.22Smashed_Hearts_.26_Entrapment.22|Smashed Hearts & Entrapment]]===

Wild and the other Chaotic Combo are teleported to help fight [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. They are unable to save [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]] from being trapped in the [[Dark Mirror Hole]]. Luckily, they all have serious [[Autism|ADHD]] and forget about that, along with [[Chris|everyone else]]. This frees up time for more relationship drama and horrible sex.

===[[Sonichu_6#Episode_14:_.22Evil_is_Afoot.21.22|Evil is Afoot]]===

Wild acts like a jealous faggot when [[Bubbles]] and [[Angelica]] talk about how cool [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] is. He says he would get all the girls if he wasn’t kicked off the team for illegal vinal defense. This implies Wild is both a cheating liar and too retarded to understand basketball.

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_17:_.22Rage_Against_the_Garbage.22|Rage Against the Garbage]]===

Wild, [[Sonichu]], and [[Rosechu]] are teleported to the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] Building to find a [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu Ball]] and confront the evil [[Jason Kendrick Howell]]. Before entering the building, Wild cries about how his "father" [[Scyther]] was captured by poachers, acting emo for sympathy. Interestingly enough, Wild never bothered to look for his "father" after he saw the "passing-of-the-torch look in his eyes". Wild proceeds to immediately switch topics, turn invisible and [[Metal Gear Solid|sneak]] into the world's least secure building. He eventually recovers one of the [[Sonichu Balls]], despite [[Rosechu]] and [[Sonichu]] failing in the most batshit way possible.

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_Prologue|Episode 18 Prologue]]===

Here we see the [[Chaotic Combo]] celebrating their 19th birthday on 2 February 2008. This is a lame-ass attempt to make [[Chris]] look like less of a [[pedofork]]. Almost nothing goes on, making this episode a very poor facade.

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring Break]]===

Wild informs [[Punchy]] that his taste in women, namely [[Angelica]], sucks balls. Somehow Punchy is not offended, merely puzzled, and proceeds to plan out his [[Chris and sex|rape]]. Other than setting up a very flimsy premise for [[Sonichu 9]], Wild has no purpose in this comic, retarding him further as a character.

===[[Sonichu_9#Episode_19:_Date_Ed_.28Even_Though_the_Idea_Sounds_Dated.29|Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)]]===

In the Dating Ed episode thus far, Wild attends the class alongside Punchy, making it apparent that nearly every main character is a desperate loser. Wild, after the first class is paired with [[Simonla]] by their teacher.

Of course, mere moments after meeting face to face, the two are hopelessly in love - Chris rips off Spider-Man by having Wild swing through the city with Simonla in his arms, in an attempt to simulate an actual romantic moment. After this one outing, Wild takes her home to his "vibrating bed" (srsly) then Simonla shows the blueprints of her own place. Why you'd show anyone the blueprints of your house is a mystery.

The fact that Wild seems to find Simonla attractive is proof enough that he is [[gay]], as Simonla has got to be the least effeminate character in the entire comic, surpassing even [[Megagi]]'s dykeness. However, Chris will never admit that his characters are as [[Homos|gay]] as he is.

===[[Sonichu_10#Episode_21:_Christian_Chandler_in_Director_Amenities|Christian Chandler in Director Amenities]]===

[[Image:Wild parenting tips.jpg|thumb|Wild Sonichu: Father of the Year.]]

After helping free Chris from the [[Time Void]], Wild mostly takes a low-key role in the issue's lone episode until the waning pages of episode 21. Shortly after it is revealed that Wild and Simonla have congealed an egg together, Simonla is killed by a Voltorb planted in the ladies' room by [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec]]. Shortly after the announcement of Simonla's death, the egg hatches. Wild names his new daughter Sandy and raises her as a single father, ''Kramer vs. Kramer''-style (Simonla will be portrayed in the film version by Meryl Streep). The comic ends with a jury consisting of the now-grown Sandy and Wild sentencing Simonla's murderers to death. The father and daughter then personally cooperate to execute [[Evan]] in the bloodiest manner possible.

==Trivia==

*In a [[Chris dispels videogame rumors|video]] uploaded 13 [[September 2009]], Chris reveals that Wild Sonichu's adoptive Scyther father was in fact kidnapped "a long time ago". Chris goes on to reveal that Wild has to go and find him during the events of ''[[Sonichu Adventure]]''.
*Fans like to reimagine Wild as [[Metal Gear Solid|Sonic Snake]], likely due to the events of Episode 17. This version of Wild is the only one that doesn't suck.
*Wild is also a noted player of the Sit 'n Spin.

==Gallery==

<center>
<gallery>
Image:257-ACWild.jpg
Image:258-ACWildBck.jpg
Image:259-WildCard.jpg
Image:260-YuWild.jpg
Image:261-Wild.jpg
</gallery>
</center>

==References==

{{CWCipedia|chris=Wild Sonichu}}

<references/>

{{Hedgehog Boys}}
{{Not_Jerks}}
{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]

Punchy Sonichu

2010-10-30T00:04:35Z

Magi-chan: /* Shattered Hearts & Entrapment (シャッタードスカイハーツ＆エントラップメント) */

[[Image:Punchy.jpg|thumb|Punchy Sonichu as he appears in [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]]]]
[[File:ModNation Punchy.jpg|thumb|Punchy in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'']]

'''Punchy Sonichu''' (Japanese プンチソニクチュ) is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]] that formed from eggs released by the [[Chaotic Rainbow]] as a result of the collision between Super [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and a [[Pikachu]]. He is a Fighting/Electric type [[Pokémon]]. He has stated that he is very attracted to [[Angelica]], but ended up paired with [[Layla]], whom Chris has drawn giving him a blowjob. Punchy is often considered to be a [[racist]] Asian stereotype due to his [[Wikipedia:Epicanthic fold|slanted eyes]] and martial arts upbringing, although his eyes may be based on the fighting Pokémon [[Wikipedia:Hitmonlee|Hitmonlee]]. Chris denies that Punchy is of Asian origin.<ref>[[Mailbag_6#Asian people call Chris out on Punchy|Mailbag 6]]</ref>

However, the eyes seem to have been altered in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], where he looks like all the other Sonic recolors. Punchy is also a shitty [[Wikipedia:Knuckles the Echidna|Knuckles]] knockoff (note the spikes on his gloves/fists), which makes one wonder why he isn’t an "Electric Echidna Pokémon". He is a combination of 3 characters:

*[[Knuckles]]
*[[Pikachu]]
*[[Pokémon|Hitmonlee]]

Because Punchy is one of Chris's remotely amusing OCs due to the blatant [[racism]] of his design, he is a favorite amongst [[trolls]].

Punchy is also billed as a "master of [[Random-access humor|random-access humor]]" (which is to say he supposedly has the same shitty sense of humor as Chris), but he has not actually demonstrated this trait even once in the comics. It finally surfaced in a video, [[SonichuBabies]], over a decade after Chris created him -- much to the anticipation of no one. This in contrast to [[Wild]], who has done so several times.<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_3/Page_3 Issue 3, Page 3]</ref><ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_6 Issue 9, Page 6</ref>
==Comic Appearances(コミック外観)==

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies (色を変更赤ちゃん)]]===

Punchy's Sonee egg lands in a [[Wikipedia:Dojo|Dōjō]] where Master [[Excel-Saga|Nabe]] is teaching his student [[List_of_Sonichu_characters#Mypoe|Mypoe]] to fight. After hatching, Mypoe challenges Punchy, who is still in his infantile [[Sonee]] form. She rips his tail off and this angers him into evolving quickly. He uppercuts her so hard that she flies through the ceiling and into the sky. Chris would clarify years later that Mypoe "survived the trip; she landed into a pile of hay in a wagon right by her house far from the Dojo."<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Punchy_Sonichu Punchy Sonichu on CWCipedia]</ref>

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet (ハリネズミが出会うとき)]]===

[[Image:SchuPunchyRacistLips.jpg|thumb|130px|Look at those eyes: you just know he's Asian]]

While Punchy rocks into the air as part of his martial arts training, his claws accidentally collide with [[Blake]]'s hover board which causes Punchy to hitch a ride by accident. He eventually falls off and crashes into a tree where he meets the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members. He compliments [[Angelica]] on her flowers, neglecting to point out her over-sized tits. This is likely the beginning of his infatuation with her. They all beat up Blake until his [[Jason Kendrick Howell|head is bleeding]] all over the grass.

===[[Sonichu_5#Episode_13:_.22Smashed_Hearts_.26_Entrapment.22|Smashed Hearts & Entrapment (シャッタードスカイハーツ＆エントラップメント)]]===

Punchy and the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members are teleported into action by Chris. He has no speaking lines here because Chris can’t be bothered to give any of his characters a personality.

===[[Sonichu_6#Episode_14:_.22Evil_is_Afoot.21.22|Evir is Afoot (悪会へのです)]]===

While everyone is pretending to worry about [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(character)|Crystal]], Punchy thinks to himself “I’m missing my Samurai Pizza Cats.” When the girls start talking about [[Bionic the Hedgehog]]’s basketball abilities, [[Wild]] and Punchy act like jealous bitches. Punchy thinks women should be more impressed by his brute strength than Bionic’s athletic talent. When [[Patti]] remarks on how sweet Chris is, Punchy tells her what an ass-kisser she is.

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring Break (スプリングブレイク)]]===

Here, Punchy reveals his feelings for [[Angelica]] to Wild. He says he doesn’t know how to ask a girl out and is too afraid to make the first move. Wild then informs him that the [[CWCville]] University is offering a [[Dating Education]] course. This excites Punchy, who insists on signing up for it as soon as possible.

===[[Sonichu_9#Episode_19:_Date_Ed_.28Even_Though_the_Idea_Sounds_Dated.29|Date Ed (デート教育)]]===

In this story, Punchy goes to the CWCville University to learn how to date. The teacher fixes Punchy up with [[Layla]], whom he falls in love with. [[Reginald Sneasel]] tries to sabotage their relationship, but fails. Using his totally awesome [[Prower|motorcycle with a sidecar]], he takes Layla on his first date to the classiest place in CWCville - [[McDonald's]].

===[[Episode_20#Episode_20:_CWC-Defense|CWC-Defense (自閉症防衛)]]===

Punchy, Wild, and Reginald Sneasel all get laid immediately after Dating Ed (probably on the [[third date]]). Punchy supposedly has a hangover at the beginning of this episode despite the fact that [[Alcohol|drinking]] was illegal in CWCville two seconds ago. Worth noting that in Virginia, being sober (which Layla was, since she didn't have such a hangover) and having sex with someone who's drunk counts as rape.

== Rove Quest ==

Punchy had a major hard-on for [[Angelica]], but then after meeting [[Layla]] he forgot all about her, probably realizing Angelica wasn't going to put out as quickly as Layla would. Turns out Punchy was wrong as Angelica is a dirty slut for Reginald Sneasel.

"[[Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark]]" reveals that either Layla likes it rough in the sack or Punchy gets off on smacking her around.

== Prower, the Motorbike of Fail ==

: ''Main article: [[Prower]]''

According to [[CWCipedia]], Punchy's aforementioned totally awesome motorcycle, [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Prower]], doubles as a ninja [[Transformers|Autobot]] with "Razor-Sharp Choppin' Hands, Shuriken Stars and holographic images." This makes Punchy a "Sharp close-bot attacker," as well as yet another manifestation of Chris's rampant plagiarism.

==Garrely==

<center>
<gallery>
Image:272-ACPunchy.jpg
Image:273-ACPunchyBck.jpg
Image:274PunchyCard.jpg
Image:275-YuPunchy.jpg
Image:Punchylaylalove.jpg|[[Punchy]] rearry roves to wear radies rengerie.
Image:Punchylaylalove2.jpg|Punchy rearry rike browjob!!!
Image:ProwerBot.jpg
Image:ProwerVehicle2.jpg
Image:ProwerVehicle.jpg
Image:276-Punchy.jpg
</gallery>
</center>

==Lefelences==

{{CWCipedia|chris=Punchy Sonichu}}

<references />
{{Hedgehog Boys}}
{{Not_Jerks}}
{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]

Meg Griffin

2010-10-29T21:51:26Z

Magi-chan:

[[File:Meggriffin.JPG|right|thumb|Even ten year olds can draw Meg better than this.]]
[[File:Jealous chris.png|left|thumb|Probably one of Chris' least-favorite episodes.]]
'''Meg Griffin''' is a character from the animated sitcom ''[[Family Guy]]''. Despite her being a cartoon character, [[Chris]] would like to [[Chris and sex|nail]] her. Emphasis on ''would'' — Meg is 17 years old, and due to [[Zapina|dumb laws]], every time Chris proclaims his desire of carnal love from Meg, he feels obligated to voice his sincerest wishes that Seth McFarlane would "let Meg turn 18". (These frequent and fervent pleas should ''not,'' under any circumstance, be interpreted as indication that Chris has ''any'' desire to [[Rape|ram her against the wall]] ''right now''.)
Also it should be noted that if Megan were somehow a real person it would perfectly legal for them to have sex, since the age of consent in Rhode Island is currently 16. (Not that Chris knows this or would be willing to travel that far.)

In the video he uploaded on [[9 December 2009]], Chris discusses his hope to be a guest star on the show, and to romance Meg canonically.

In order to make it look like he isn't cheating on [[Lovely Weather]], Chris now claims that Meg forced herself upon him.

==Why her?==
Chris is attracted to Meg because they're both pathetic, and so he sees her as a kindred spirit. Chris has taken umbrage to the fact Meg is treated so badly in the show (even though that's a major source of the show's humor) and presents himself in the comic as being her protector, even though the thought of Chris protecting anyone is patently ludicrous. [[Megan|Her name]] may also have something to do with it.

Also, Chris probably has the idea that, if she were real, Meg would come running to him due to the maltreatment that she receives from both her family and society in general. However, in the show, she is seen dating and crushing on [[Autism|normal]] teenage boys, so Chris is sadly mistaken in this respect.

==YouTube fetishism==
[[File:ChrisChanfamilyguy.jpg|thumb|right|Wham, bam, let the trolls laff.]]
On several occasions, Chris has [[Honest Content|given us too much information]] about his obsession with [[Megan]]. He once favorited an animation of Megan with expanding breasts. On 8 October 2009, he featured a clip from the episode "Road to the Multiverse" (depicting a hot alternate-universe Meg) on his channel, and posted a comment in the video where he said he'd "be all over her sweet pussy and breasts" if Seth McFarlane would let Meg turn 18.

{{quote|Megan has always looked good, and here, she is REALLY HOT! :D Even better than when she had her makeover. If Seth would let her turn 18, I would be all over her sweet pussy and breasts!

Wham Bam, Thank You Maam! :D|The quote in question}}

In 11 February 2010, Chris featured this video on his channel again, oblivious to the fact that it had been long since deleted from YouTube due to a copyright claim. There are few rational explanations for this activity.
{{-}}
==Sonichu 10==
[[File:Andsobigtoo.jpg|thumb|right|Meg comments on Chris's [[Obesity|masculine bosoms and past Buddha belly]].]]

Chris's insane fantasies finally came to a head in [[Sonichu 10]] when Meg, who is mysteriously attracted to the sound of [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]], suddenly appears and gushes about being a fan of his. Explosively, Chris admits to being a fan of hers as well. After dealing a rogue passer-by a [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|knuckle sandwich]], Chris and Meg get down to a bit of tonsil hockey and Meg promises Chris he can nail her. Hard.

Unfortunately for Chris, Meg is nothing but a fake; he's being [[troll]]ed by [[Silvana]]. Due to crappy comic writing, we're not sure if the anti-gay cure has yet taken effect in her and if she's still got the fabled "both parts" at this point. Interpret it how you will.
{{DEFAULTSORT:Griffin, Meg}}
[[Category: Things Chris has ripped off]]

Punchy Sonichu

2010-10-29T21:31:59Z

Magi-chan: Used Google translate. If you think it looks stupid just revert.

[[Image:Punchy.jpg|thumb|Punchy Sonichu as he appears in [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]]]]
[[File:ModNation Punchy.jpg|thumb|Punchy in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'']]

'''Punchy Sonichu''' (Japanese プンチソニクチュ) is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]] that formed from eggs released by the [[Chaotic Rainbow]] as a result of the collision between Super [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and a [[Pikachu]]. He is a Fighting/Electric type [[Pokémon]]. He has stated that he is very attracted to [[Angelica]], but ended up paired with [[Layla]], whom Chris has drawn giving him a blowjob. Punchy is often considered to be a [[racist]] Asian stereotype due to his [[Wikipedia:Epicanthic fold|slanted eyes]] and martial arts upbringing, although his eyes may be based on the fighting Pokémon [[Wikipedia:Hitmonlee|Hitmonlee]]. Chris denies that Punchy is of Asian origin.<ref>[[Mailbag_6#Asian people call Chris out on Punchy|Mailbag 6]]</ref>

However, the eyes seem to have been altered in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], where he looks like all the other Sonic recolors. Punchy is also a shitty [[Wikipedia:Knuckles the Echidna|Knuckles]] knockoff (note the spikes on his gloves/fists), which makes one wonder why he isn’t an "Electric Echidna Pokémon". He is a combination of 3 characters:

*[[Knuckles]]
*[[Pikachu]]
*[[Pokémon|Hitmonlee]]

Because Punchy is one of Chris's remotely amusing OCs due to the blatant [[racism]] of his design, he is a favorite amongst [[trolls]].

Punchy is also billed as a "master of [[Random-access humor|random-access humor]]" (which is to say he supposedly has the same shitty sense of humor as Chris), but he has not actually demonstrated this trait even once in the comics. It finally surfaced in a video, [[SonichuBabies]], over a decade after Chris created him -- much to the anticipation of no one. This in contrast to [[Wild]], who has done so several times.<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_3/Page_3 Issue 3, Page 3]</ref><ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_6 Issue 9, Page 6</ref>
==Comic Appearances(コミック外観)==

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies (色を変更赤ちゃん)]]===

Punchy's Sonee egg lands in a [[Wikipedia:Dojo|Dōjō]] where Master [[Excel-Saga|Nabe]] is teaching his student [[List_of_Sonichu_characters#Mypoe|Mypoe]] to fight. After hatching, Mypoe challenges Punchy, who is still in his infantile [[Sonee]] form. She rips his tail off and this angers him into evolving quickly. He uppercuts her so hard that she flies through the ceiling and into the sky. Chris would clarify years later that Mypoe "survived the trip; she landed into a pile of hay in a wagon right by her house far from the Dojo."<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Punchy_Sonichu Punchy Sonichu on CWCipedia]</ref>

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet (ハリネズミが出会うとき)]]===

[[Image:SchuPunchyRacistLips.jpg|thumb|130px|Look at those eyes: you just know he's Asian]]

While Punchy rocks into the air as part of his martial arts training, his claws accidentally collide with [[Blake]]'s hover board which causes Punchy to hitch a ride by accident. He eventually falls off and crashes into a tree where he meets the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members. He compliments [[Angelica]] on her flowers, neglecting to point out her over-sized tits. This is likely the beginning of his infatuation with her. They all beat up Blake until his [[Jason Kendrick Howell|head is bleeding]] all over the grass.

===[[Sonichu_5#Episode_13:_.22Shattered_Hearts_.26_Entrapment.22|Shattered Hearts & Entrapment (シャッタードスカイハーツ＆エントラップメント)]]===

Punchy and the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members are teleported into action by Chris. He has no speaking lines here because Chris can’t be bothered to give any of his characters a personality.

===[[Sonichu_6#Episode_14:_.22Evil_is_Afoot.21.22|Evir is Afoot (悪会へのです)]]===

While everyone is pretending to worry about [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(character)|Crystal]], Punchy thinks to himself “I’m missing my Samurai Pizza Cats.” When the girls start talking about [[Bionic the Hedgehog]]’s basketball abilities, [[Wild]] and Punchy act like jealous bitches. Punchy thinks women should be more impressed by his brute strength than Bionic’s athletic talent. When [[Patti]] remarks on how sweet Chris is, Punchy tells her what an ass-kisser she is.

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring Break (スプリングブレイク)]]===

Here, Punchy reveals his feelings for [[Angelica]] to Wild. He says he doesn’t know how to ask a girl out and is too afraid to make the first move. Wild then informs him that the [[CWCville]] University is offering a [[Dating Education]] course. This excites Punchy, who insists on signing up for it as soon as possible.

===[[Sonichu_9#Episode_19:_Date_Ed_.28Even_Though_the_Idea_Sounds_Dated.29|Date Ed (デート教育)]]===

In this story, Punchy goes to the CWCville University to learn how to date. The teacher fixes Punchy up with [[Layla]], whom he falls in love with. [[Reginald Sneasel]] tries to sabotage their relationship, but fails. Using his totally awesome [[Prower|motorcycle with a sidecar]], he takes Layla on his first date to the classiest place in CWCville - [[McDonald's]].

===[[Episode_20#Episode_20:_CWC-Defense|CWC-Defense (自閉症防衛)]]===

Punchy, Wild, and Reginald Sneasel all get laid immediately after Dating Ed (probably on the [[third date]]). Punchy supposedly has a hangover at the beginning of this episode despite the fact that [[Alcohol|drinking]] was illegal in CWCville two seconds ago. Worth noting that in Virginia, being sober (which Layla was, since she didn't have such a hangover) and having sex with someone who's drunk counts as rape.

== Rove Quest ==

Punchy had a major hard-on for [[Angelica]], but then after meeting [[Layla]] he forgot all about her, probably realizing Angelica wasn't going to put out as quickly as Layla would. Turns out Punchy was wrong as Angelica is a dirty slut for Reginald Sneasel.

"[[Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark]]" reveals that either Layla likes it rough in the sack or Punchy gets off on smacking her around.

== Prower, the Motorbike of Fail ==

: ''Main article: [[Prower]]''

According to [[CWCipedia]], Punchy's aforementioned totally awesome motorcycle, [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Prower]], doubles as a ninja [[Transformers|Autobot]] with "Razor-Sharp Choppin' Hands, Shuriken Stars and holographic images." This makes Punchy a "Sharp close-bot attacker," as well as yet another manifestation of Chris's rampant plagiarism.

==Garrely==

<center>
<gallery>
Image:272-ACPunchy.jpg
Image:273-ACPunchyBck.jpg
Image:274PunchyCard.jpg
Image:275-YuPunchy.jpg
Image:Punchylaylalove.jpg|[[Punchy]] rearry roves to wear radies rengerie.
Image:Punchylaylalove2.jpg|Punchy rearry rike browjob!!!
Image:ProwerBot.jpg
Image:ProwerVehicle2.jpg
Image:ProwerVehicle.jpg
Image:276-Punchy.jpg
</gallery>
</center>

==Lefelences==

{{CWCipedia|chris=Punchy Sonichu}}

<references />
{{Hedgehog Boys}}
{{Not_Jerks}}
{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]

Punchy Sonichu

2010-10-29T21:22:55Z

Magi-chan: You're supposed to replace the letter "R" with the letter "L" not the other way around.

[[Image:Punchy.jpg|thumb|Punchy Sonichu as he appears in [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]]]]
[[File:ModNation Punchy.jpg|thumb|Punchy in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'']]

'''Punchy Sonichu''' (Japanese プンチソニクチュ) is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]] that formed from eggs released by the [[Chaotic Rainbow]] as a result of the collision between Super [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and a [[Pikachu]]. He is a Fighting/Electric type [[Pokémon]]. He has stated that he is very attracted to [[Angelica]], but ended up paired with [[Layla]], whom Chris has drawn giving him a blowjob. Punchy is often considered to be a [[racist]] Asian stereotype due to his [[Wikipedia:Epicanthic fold|slanted eyes]] and martial arts upbringing, although his eyes may be based on the fighting Pokémon [[Wikipedia:Hitmonlee|Hitmonlee]]. Chris denies that Punchy is of Asian origin.<ref>[[Mailbag_6#Asian people call Chris out on Punchy|Mailbag 6]]</ref>

However, the eyes seem to have been altered in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], where he looks like all the other Sonic recolors. Punchy is also a shitty [[Wikipedia:Knuckles the Echidna|Knuckles]] knockoff (note the spikes on his gloves/fists), which makes one wonder why he isn’t an "Electric Echidna Pokémon". He is a combination of 3 characters:

*[[Knuckles]]
*[[Pikachu]]
*[[Pokémon|Hitmonlee]]

Because Punchy is one of Chris's remotely amusing OCs due to the blatant [[racism]] of his design, he is a favorite amongst [[trolls]].

Punchy is also billed as a "master of [[Random-access humor|random-access humor]]" (which is to say he supposedly has the same shitty sense of humor as Chris), but he has not actually demonstrated this trait even once in the comics. It finally surfaced in a video, [[SonichuBabies]], over a decade after Chris created him -- much to the anticipation of no one. This in contrast to [[Wild]], who has done so several times.<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_3/Page_3 Issue 3, Page 3]</ref><ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_6 Issue 9, Page 6</ref>
==Comic Appearances==
===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]===

Punchy's Sonee egg lands in a [[Wikipedia:Dojo|Dōjō]] where Master [[Excel-Saga|Nabe]] is teaching his student [[List_of_Sonichu_characters#Mypoe|Mypoe]] to fight. After hatching, Mypoe challenges Punchy, who is still in his infantile [[Sonee]] form. She rips his tail off and this angers him into evolving quickly. He uppercuts her so hard that she flies through the ceiling and into the sky. Chris would clarify years later that Mypoe "survived the trip; she landed into a pile of hay in a wagon right by her house far from the Dojo."<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Punchy_Sonichu Punchy Sonichu on CWCipedia]</ref>

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]===

[[Image:SchuPunchyRacistLips.jpg|thumb|Look at those eyes: you just know he's Asian]]

While Punchy rocks into the air as part of his martial arts training, his claws accidentally collide with [[Blake]]'s hover board which causes Punchy to hitch a ride by accident. He eventually falls off and crashes into a tree where he meets the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members. He compliments [[Angelica]] on her flowers, neglecting to point out her over-sized tits. This is likely the beginning of his infatuation with her. They all beat up Blake until his [[Jason Kendrick Howell|head is bleeding]] all over the grass.

===[[Sonichu_5#Episode_13:_.22Shattered_Hearts_.26_Entrapment.22|Shattered Hearts & Entrapment]]===

Punchy and the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members are teleported into action by Chris. He has no speaking lines here because Chris can’t be bothered to give any of his characters a personality.

===[[Sonichu_6#Episode_14:_.22Evil_is_Afoot.21.22|Evir is Afoot]]===

While everyone is pretending to worry about [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(character)|Crystal]], Punchy thinks to himself “I’m missing my Samurai Pizza Cats.” When the girls start talking about [[Bionic the Hedgehog]]’s basketball abilities, [[Wild]] and Punchy act like jealous bitches. Punchy thinks women should be more impressed by his brute strength than Bionic’s athletic talent. When [[Patti]] remarks on how sweet Chris is, Punchy tells her what an ass-kisser she is.

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring Break]]===

Here, Punchy reveals his feelings for [[Angelica]] to Wild. He says he doesn’t know how to ask a girl out and is too afraid to make the first move. Wild then informs him that the [[CWCville]] University is offering a [[Dating Education]] course. This excites Punchy, who insists on signing up for it as soon as possible.

===[[Sonichu_9#Episode_19:_Date_Ed_.28Even_Though_the_Idea_Sounds_Dated.29|Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)]]===

In this story, Punchy goes to the CWCville University to learn how to date. The teacher fixes Punchy up with [[Layla]], whom he falls in love with. [[Reginald Sneasel]] tries to sabotage their relationship, but fails. Using his totally awesome [[Prower|motorcycle with a sidecar]], he takes Layla on his first date to the classiest place in CWCville - [[McDonald's]].

===[[Episode_20#Episode_20:_CWC-Defense|CWC-Defense]]===

Punchy, Wild, and Reginald Sneasel all get laid immediately after Dating Ed (probably on the [[third date]]). Punchy supposedly has a hangover at the beginning of this episode despite the fact that [[Alcohol|drinking]] was illegal in CWCville two seconds ago. Worth noting that in Virginia, being sober (which Layla was, since she didn't have such a hangover) and having sex with someone who's drunk counts as rape.

== Rove Quest ==

Punchy had a major hard-on for [[Angelica]], but then after meeting [[Layla]] he forgot all about her, probably realizing Angelica wasn't going to put out as quickly as Layla would. Turns out Punchy was wrong as Angelica is a dirty slut for Reginald Sneasel.

"[[Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark]]" reveals that either Layla likes it rough in the sack or Punchy gets off on smacking her around.

== Prower, the Motorbike of Fail ==

: ''Main article: [[Prower]]''

According to [[CWCipedia]], Punchy's aforementioned totally awesome motorcycle, [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Prower]], doubles as a ninja [[Transformers|Autobot]] with "Razor-Sharp Choppin' Hands, Shuriken Stars and holographic images." This makes Punchy a "Sharp close-bot attacker," as well as yet another manifestation of Chris's rampant plagiarism.

==Garrely==

<center>
<gallery>
Image:272-ACPunchy.jpg
Image:273-ACPunchyBck.jpg
Image:274PunchyCard.jpg
Image:275-YuPunchy.jpg
Image:Punchylaylalove.jpg|[[Punchy]] rearry roves to wear radies rengerie.
Image:Punchylaylalove2.jpg|Punchy rearry rike browjob!!!
Image:ProwerBot.jpg
Image:ProwerVehicle2.jpg
Image:ProwerVehicle.jpg
Image:276-Punchy.jpg
</gallery>
</center>

==Lefelences==

{{CWCipedia|chris=Punchy Sonichu}}

<references />
{{Hedgehog Boys}}
{{Not_Jerks}}
{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]

Magi-Chan

2010-10-29T21:11:13Z

Magi-chan: /* Dating Education */

{{quote|It seemed unlikely for a loong time. But Magi-Chan saw in a future a [[Silvana|long-haired black Rosechu]], who was born true of Venus on the Earth's Moon. Yet she would be cursed with a [[duck|protrusion]] that can be undone by eliminating the one who had placed the curse.|Chris describes Magi-Chan's yearning for [[homos|love]].}}

[[Image:SchuMagichan1.jpg|thumb|Magi-Chan Sonichu as he appears in [[Sonichu 3]]]]

'''Magi-Chan''' is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]]. He's the serious know-it-all and the only character not interested in finding a [[sweetheart]]. He's also one of the major sources of ''deus ex machina'' in the comic, and thus far the character most often depicted as just a floating head.

Magi-Chan is probably the only sympathetic character in the whole series, due to his sarcastic and often serious mood unintentionally making him seem intolerant of [[Sonichu]] and Chris's bullshit, and the homosexual undertones in his character. He also remains girlfriend-free the longest of all the characters, and only complains about it when Sonichu boasts that he's going to be fucking his girlfriend all night.

He is also rather annoying to other readers, simply because he is clearly omnipotent, but refuses to use his powers for any reason other than to exposit and teleport characters to where they need to be in order to do a job he could, himself, do in a matter of moments. However, some readers find this to be his most redeeming characteristic, as he clearly only puts in the bare minimum of effort to satisfy Chris's [[autism|retarded]] whims.

According to Chris, "Magi-Chan" is intended to be a lame pun on "[[Wes Iseli|magician]]".<ref>[[DPF phonecall]]</ref>

==Overview==

[[File:ModNation MagiChan.jpg|thumb|Magic-Chan in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'']]

Magi-Chan exists in this weird nebulous reality where, because he's supposed to be the smartest being alive, he's actually more intelligent than the [[Christian Weston Chandler|creator]] of his own universe. So his is the experience of spending the entirety of his life enraged at the blatant retardation of the people and the world around him, and yet being completely unable to express it. He's keenly aware of how meaningless a character he is, and how quickly he could be tossed to the side, written off, or killed off-screen, never to be mentioned again. His only hope is that one day he will transcend the boundaries of Chris's terrible narrative and he'll evolve into a being unrestrained by the comic's conventions. An avatar for pure hatred. [[CWCville]] will be consumed by fire. But fear that day, my friends, because once he is done with his universe, he will move on to ours. And that will be a dark day indeed.

Magi-Chan is perhaps the most useless in Chris's canon of useless characters, rivaled only by [[Lolisa Rosechu]]. Despite being essentially omnipotent, he does little more than enable everybody else to do something by filling them in on all the exposition and teleporting them where they need to go, rather than make Chris waste his valuable time by (gasp!) building the world and building up suspense!

In recent comics, however, Magi-Chan has come in more handy as a sort of "right-hand man" to Chris, particularly in his fight against homosexuality. Chris has stated that Magi-Chan monitors all sexual activity in the city using his psychic powers, and later has Magi-Chan travel to the future in order to obtain a bulk batch of the cure for homosexuality. Magi-Chan would effectively contaminate the water supply of [[Cwcville]] with Chris's blood in order to cleanse the world of its [[homos]].

He is a combination of four characters:
:*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
:*[[Pikachu]]
:*[[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]]

[[Image:SchuMagiSonee.jpg|100 px|thumb|left|Magi-Chan as a [[Sonee]].]]

==Major Comic Appearances==

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]===

Magi-Chan's egg lands in a secluded cave in the cliffs surrounding CWCville. Upon hatching, he is spoken to via telepathy by what appears to be [[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]]; although Chris's crappy drawings don't make it exactly clear. Anyhoo, this psychic what-the-fuck trains Magi-Chan [[Sonee]] to use his psychic abilities until he evolves in meditation one day. The first thing he does whilst in his new form is crack one off. Yes - Magi-Chan, the emo/Goth, stoic and serious character, farts. [[Random-access humor|Classy.]]

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]===

Magi-Chan stands over CWCville, his all-knowing mind seeing the impending fight against [[Blake]]. He sighs, heads on over where he meets the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members and seems to set himself up as their leader within moments. The others seemed to accept this rather than asking "Who the fuck are you, you big purple fag?" Then they all beat up [[Blake]] to the point that his head is bleeding all over the grass.

===[[Sonichu_5#Episode_13:_.22Shattered_Hearts_.26_Entrapment.22|Shattered Hearts & Entrapment]]===

Magi-Chan and the other Chaotic Combo members are teleported into action by Chris. That's about it. The entire Chaotic Combo and [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] never fight or have any real dialogue in this issue. So what was the point in them even appearing?

===[[Sonichu_6#Episode_14:_.22Evil_is_Afoot.21.22|Evil is Afoot]]===

While everyone is pretending to worry about [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|Crystal]], Chris and Magi-Chan try to figure out how to free her. Magi-Chan gives a bullshit theory about how the Sonichu Balls could break the dark mirror.

Then [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] attacks and Chris orders Magi-Chan and Sonichu to investigate with him. Magi-Chan does practically nothing from there on other than stopping Sonichu from starring in his own comic for a few seconds.

===[[Sonichu_7#Episode_15:_.22Time_for_a_Ball.22|Time for a Ball]] & [[Sonichu_7#Episode_16:_.22Time_Hogs.22|Time Hogs]]===

For no reason, Magi-Chan, along with Chris and Sonichu, begin the hunt for the [[Sonichu Balls]] at the [[Manchester High School]] Gymnasium. Magi-Chan gives some made-up theory about how the Sonichu Balls can be scattered throughout time. He then magically realizes that Chris came in contact with the ball back in [[1996]] and the three go back in time to retrieve it. On the way back Chris gets lost in a time void and Magi-Chan explains the he will return eventually. Sonichu shows no real interest in his father's plight and makes a few sleazy sex references before leaving for his date with [[Rosechu]].

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_Prologue|Episode 18 Prologue]]===

Here we see the [[Chaotic Combo]] celebrating their 19th birthday on 2 February 2008. This is a lame-ass attempt to make [[Chris]] look like less of a [[pedofork]]. As expected this facade fools absolutely no one.

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring Break]]===

[[Image:MagiChanisGay.JPG|250 px|thumb|Precise and accurate]]

Magi-Chan, being too lazy to do the task himself, explains to [[Bubbles]] that he has found a [[Sonichu Ball]], and tells her to go get it. He also tries to warn her of [[Silvana]]'s trap but Bubbles doesn't believe him despite the fact that Magi-Chan fucking knows everything. Eventually [[Jiggliami]] calls her and tells her that she found [[Blake]] unconscious and the two girls begin their fight. After Silvana leaves, Bubbles asks Magi-chan to teleport her to Blake.

===[[Sonichu_9#Episode_19:_Date_Ed_.28Even_Though_the_Idea_Sounds_Dated.29|Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)]]===

Magi-Chan never appears in this episode, strengthening the theory that because he is gay, he will never be happy and paired up.

===[[Episode_20#Episode_20:_CWC-Defense|CWC-Defense]]===

Alone among Chris's major characters, Magi-Chan has shown no romantic interest for any other character in the comic book. In [[Episode 20]] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic9P65.jpg page 65], Magi-Chan told the intersex Silvana that he was deceived by her "[[China|feminine charms]]." He pleads with her to stop working with [[Count Graduon]] and insists that he can restore her "birth gender." So Magi-Chan will one day cut her [[duck|dick]] off and fall in love with her.

After his exchange with Silvana, Magi-Chan disappears from episode 20 almost entirely. He plays no significant role in the plot until the epilogue, where he shows up to provide a handy deus ex machina and randomly pull Chris out of the Time Void.

===[[Sonichu 10#Episode 21: Christian Chandler in Director Amenities|Christian Chandler in Director Amenities]]===

Magi-Chan appears in the beginning of the story, having yanked Chris from the Time Void. After listening to how he raped his [[Lovely Weather|wife]] in the future, he is charged with gathering the homosexual cure and bringing it to the present. He does so, unable to stop Chris from destroying the 4-cent_garbage.com building and killing hundreds of trolls. He returns, declaring that his mission was a success and that in the future, Silvana would lose her dick and fall in love with him and that Chris's birthday would become [[Christian Love Day]]. Still obviously disturbed by what he came back to, Magi-Chan goes off on a bullshit tangent about how Chris is the only one who can save the world.

When Chris tries to apologize for his actions involving [[Alec Benson Leary]], Magi-Chan stops [[Evan]] and [[Simonchu]] from trying to kill [[Simonla]], but fails in stopping Sean's attempt. He's obviously guilt ridden when Wild's motherless bastard child [[Sandy]] is born, telling her point blank that it was Evan who killed him, planting some sort of horrible evil seed in her. He is present at the [[Asperchu Four|Asperchu Four's]] trial, planting evidence to convict them. He is last seen at Alec's execution, electrocuting him.

==Mental illness==
[[Image:Magichan talking bollocks.png|thumb|left|400px|An example of Magi-chan's recent unintelligible speech and mental confusion]]
[[File:MagiChanPsychopath.PNG|thumb|right|Artist's depiction of Magi-Chan's mental breakdown.]]

Recently, Magi-Chan has shown some signs of mental confusion, severe depression and aggression towards the [[Chaotic Combo]]. His symptoms began in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], when he could only target the signal of a Sonichu Ball with the precision (using the term loosely) of 3,000 fathoms. For much of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] he appears confused and disorientated, and most of his speech is unintelligible. He talks to himself, and at one point reduces himself to tears. This raises fears that he is suffering from some kind of mental illness or deterioration such as [[Wikipedia:Alzheimer's disease|Alzheimer's disease]] or [[Wikipedia:cerebral palsy|cerebral palsy]]. It is possible that his unusually powerful intelligence is the result of some birth defect which is now causing him problems; he will need to be observed in the coming months to see if the deterioration continues or if he develops spasticity.

Fresh fears are raised every day; it was revealed on page 70 of ''Sonichu'' #10 that Magi-Chan's psychic powers had somehow "missed" a stereotypical [[Inos|Rastafarian]] living in a "Dumbster" behind a [[Chris and Money|soup hotel]]. This raised consternation even from the usually [[Autism|stoic]] [[Sonichu]]. It is becoming increasingly clear that something is dreadfully wrong with Magi-Chan. Christian must act fast to ensure that he gets the [[Rocky Shoemaker|help]] he needs.

==Outside of the Comics==

Magi-Chan is one of the more popular characters with the trolls, due to his arguably homosexual tendencies. As such. he is mentioned in Chris's [[Mailbag]]s quite frequently. This has caused a few new facts about the character to surface, notably that [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|he is aware of any sex act]] that happens to occur within [[CWCville]] city limit and inform Chris if it doesn't fit his [[Homos|puritanical ideals]]. That's not creepy or anything.

==Evidence that Magi-Chan is a [[homo]]==

*"-''chan''" is a Japanese honorific used to address young women and children.
*The only girl he's remotely interested in is the [[Silvana|chick with the dick]].
*According to [[Mailbag 31]], Magi-Chan uses his psychic powers to actually go ''looking'' for people having gay sex.
*He's fucking purple.
*He teleported for [[Wild]] but refused to teleport for his friends in general.
*Chris made him.

==Gallery==

<center>
<gallery>
Image:Magichan-icon.jpg|Magi-Chan is too cool to smile.
Image:Magichan scowling.jpg
Image:Magichan bubble.jpg
Image:281-MagiChan.jpg|THIS IS MY ANGRY FACE
Image:MagiChanFarts.JPG|Magi-chan hard at work.
Image:280-YuMagi.jpg
Image:Magichanmausterbate.jpg‎|[[Mailbag 31|Magi-Chan Sonichu is watching you masturbate.]]
</gallery>
</center>
{{CWCipedia|chris=Magi-Chan Sonichu}}

==Sauces==
<references/>

{{Sonichu}}
{{Not_Jerks}}

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Plot Devices]]

Wild Sonichu

2010-10-29T21:09:41Z

Magi-chan: /* Trivia */

[[Image:Wild.jpg|thumb|Wild as he appears in [[Sonichu 3]]]]
[[File:ModNation Wild.jpg|thumb|left|Wild in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'']]

'''Wild Sonichu''' is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] and supposed leader of the [[Chaotic Combo]] (though this position is usually assumed by Chris in any of his [[Sonichu (character)|Mary]] [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Sue]] [[Chris-chan Sonichu|incarnations]]) that formed from eggs released by the rainbow as a result of the collision between Super [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and a [[Pikachu]]. Like most of Chris's creations, he has absolutely no personality.

He is a Grass/Electric type, and a combination of several characters:
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
*[[Pikachu]]
*[[Wikipedia:Treecko|Treecko]] (tail)
*[[Wikipedia:Spider-Man|Spider-Man]] (swings from vines that retract from his arms and sticks to walls)
*[[Wikipedia:Espio the Chameleon|Espio the Chameleon]] (turns invisible, sticks to walls; both are on teams whose names are derivative of the word "chaos")

==Major Comic Appearances==
===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]===

After being hatched, Wild is adopted by a [[Scyther]] and a [[Venusaur]]. Growing up in his [[Sonee]] form, he learns to use Vine Whip and Razor Leaf attacks like other Grass-type [[Pokémon]]. Somehow, his adopted father manages to teach him valuable skills by repeating the same thing over and over. He eventually evolves into a green likeness of [[Sonichu]] with a "leafy tail" that looks like a beaver tail. Said tail is claimed to be usable as a propellor, but this has yet to be used. Probably the least enigmatic [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], which is quite a feat.

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]===

While swinging from vines, he is hit by [[Blake]] who is trying to steal the [[Legendary Master Sunstone]] on a hover board. He then teams up with the rest of the [[Chaotic Combo]] for the first time and they team up to defeat Blake.

===[[Sonichu_5#Episode_13:_.22Shattered_Hearts_.26_Entrapment.22|Shattered Hearts & Entrapment]]===

Wild and the other Chaotic Combo are teleported to help fight [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. They are unable to save [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]] from being trapped in the [[Dark Mirror Hole]]. Luckily, they all have serious [[Autism|ADHD]] and forget about that, along with [[Chris|everyone else]]. This frees up time for more relationship drama and horrible sex.

===[[Sonichu_6#Episode_14:_.22Evil_is_Afoot.21.22|Evil is Afoot]]===

Wild acts like a jealous faggot when [[Bubbles]] and [[Angelica]] talk about how cool [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] is. He says he would get all the girls if he wasn’t kicked off the team for illegal vinal defense. This implies Wild is both a cheating liar and too retarded to understand basketball.

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_17:_.22Rage_Against_the_Garbage.22|Rage Against the Garbage]]===

Wild, [[Sonichu]], and [[Rosechu]] are teleported to the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] Building to find a [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu Ball]] and confront the evil [[Jason Kendrick Howell]]. Before entering the building, Wild cries about how his "father" [[Scyther]] was captured by poachers, acting emo for sympathy. Interestingly enough, Wild never bothered to look for his "father" after he saw the "passing-of-the-torch look in his eyes". Wild proceeds to immediately switch topics, turn invisible and [[Metal Gear Solid|sneak]] into the world's least secure building. He eventually recovers one of the [[Sonichu Balls]], despite [[Rosechu]] and [[Sonichu]] failing in the most batshit way possible.

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_Prologue|Episode 18 Prologue]]===

Here we see the [[Chaotic Combo]] celebrating their 19th birthday on 2 February 2008. This is a lame-ass attempt to make [[Chris]] look like less of a [[pedofork]]. Almost nothing goes on, making this episode a very poor facade.

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring Break]]===

Wild informs [[Punchy]] that his taste in women, namely [[Angelica]], sucks balls. Somehow Punchy is not offended, merely puzzled, and proceeds to plan out his [[Chris and sex|rape]]. Other than setting up a very flimsy premise for [[Sonichu 9]], Wild has no purpose in this comic, retarding him further as a character.

===[[Sonichu_9#Episode_19:_Date_Ed_.28Even_Though_the_Idea_Sounds_Dated.29|Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)]]===

In the Dating Ed episode thus far, Wild attends the class alongside Punchy, making it apparent that nearly every main character is a desperate loser. Wild, after the first class is paired with [[Simonla]] by their teacher.

Of course, mere moments after meeting face to face, the two are hopelessly in love - Chris rips off Spider-Man by having Wild swing through the city with Simonla in his arms, in an attempt to simulate an actual romantic moment. After this one outing, Wild takes her home to his "vibrating bed" (srsly) then Simonla shows the blueprints of her own place. Why you'd show anyone the blueprints of your house is a mystery.

The fact that Wild seems to find Simonla attractive is proof enough that he is [[gay]], as Simonla has got to be the least effeminate character in the entire comic, surpassing even [[Megagi]]'s dykeness. However, Chris will never admit that his characters are as [[Homos|gay]] as he is.

===[[Sonichu_10#Episode_21:_Christian_Chandler_in_Director_Amenities|Christian Chandler in Director Amenities]]===

[[Image:Wild parenting tips.jpg|thumb|Wild Sonichu: Father of the Year.]]

After helping free Chris from the [[Time Void]], Wild mostly takes a low-key role in the issue's lone episode until the waning pages of episode 21. Shortly after it is revealed that Wild and Simonla have congealed an egg together, Simonla is killed by a Voltorb planted in the ladies' room by [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec]]. Shortly after the announcement of Simonla's death, the egg hatches. Wild names his new daughter Sandy and raises her as a single father, ''Kramer vs. Kramer''-style (Simonla will be portrayed in the film version by Meryl Streep). The comic ends with a jury consisting of the now-grown Sandy and Wild sentencing Simonla's murderers to death. The father and daughter then personally cooperate to execute [[Evan]] in the bloodiest manner possible.

==Trivia==

*In a [[Chris dispels videogame rumors|video]] uploaded 13 [[September 2009]], Chris reveals that Wild Sonichu's adoptive Scyther father was in fact kidnapped "a long time ago". Chris goes on to reveal that Wild has to go and find him during the events of ''[[Sonichu Adventure]]''.
*Fans like to reimagine Wild as [[Metal Gear Solid|Sonic Snake]], likely due to the events of Episode 17. This version of Wild is the only one that doesn't suck.
*Wild is also a noted player of the Sit 'n Spin.

==Gallery==

<center>
<gallery>
Image:257-ACWild.jpg
Image:258-ACWildBck.jpg
Image:259-WildCard.jpg
Image:260-YuWild.jpg
Image:261-Wild.jpg
</gallery>
</center>

==References==

{{CWCipedia|chris=Wild Sonichu}}

<references/>

{{Hedgehog Boys}}
{{Not_Jerks}}
{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]

Wild Sonichu

2010-10-29T21:08:46Z

Magi-chan:

[[Image:Wild.jpg|thumb|Wild as he appears in [[Sonichu 3]]]]
[[File:ModNation Wild.jpg|thumb|left|Wild in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'']]

'''Wild Sonichu''' is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] and supposed leader of the [[Chaotic Combo]] (though this position is usually assumed by Chris in any of his [[Sonichu (character)|Mary]] [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Sue]] [[Chris-chan Sonichu|incarnations]]) that formed from eggs released by the rainbow as a result of the collision between Super [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and a [[Pikachu]]. Like most of Chris's creations, he has absolutely no personality.

He is a Grass/Electric type, and a combination of several characters:
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
*[[Pikachu]]
*[[Wikipedia:Treecko|Treecko]] (tail)
*[[Wikipedia:Spider-Man|Spider-Man]] (swings from vines that retract from his arms and sticks to walls)
*[[Wikipedia:Espio the Chameleon|Espio the Chameleon]] (turns invisible, sticks to walls; both are on teams whose names are derivative of the word "chaos")

==Major Comic Appearances==
===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]===

After being hatched, Wild is adopted by a [[Scyther]] and a [[Venusaur]]. Growing up in his [[Sonee]] form, he learns to use Vine Whip and Razor Leaf attacks like other Grass-type [[Pokémon]]. Somehow, his adopted father manages to teach him valuable skills by repeating the same thing over and over. He eventually evolves into a green likeness of [[Sonichu]] with a "leafy tail" that looks like a beaver tail. Said tail is claimed to be usable as a propellor, but this has yet to be used. Probably the least enigmatic [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], which is quite a feat.

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]===

While swinging from vines, he is hit by [[Blake]] who is trying to steal the [[Legendary Master Sunstone]] on a hover board. He then teams up with the rest of the [[Chaotic Combo]] for the first time and they team up to defeat Blake.

===[[Sonichu_5#Episode_13:_.22Shattered_Hearts_.26_Entrapment.22|Shattered Hearts & Entrapment]]===

Wild and the other Chaotic Combo are teleported to help fight [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. They are unable to save [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]] from being trapped in the [[Dark Mirror Hole]]. Luckily, they all have serious [[Autism|ADHD]] and forget about that, along with [[Chris|everyone else]]. This frees up time for more relationship drama and horrible sex.

===[[Sonichu_6#Episode_14:_.22Evil_is_Afoot.21.22|Evil is Afoot]]===

Wild acts like a jealous faggot when [[Bubbles]] and [[Angelica]] talk about how cool [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] is. He says he would get all the girls if he wasn’t kicked off the team for illegal vinal defense. This implies Wild is both a cheating liar and too retarded to understand basketball.

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_17:_.22Rage_Against_the_Garbage.22|Rage Against the Garbage]]===

Wild, [[Sonichu]], and [[Rosechu]] are teleported to the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] Building to find a [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu Ball]] and confront the evil [[Jason Kendrick Howell]]. Before entering the building, Wild cries about how his "father" [[Scyther]] was captured by poachers, acting emo for sympathy. Interestingly enough, Wild never bothered to look for his "father" after he saw the "passing-of-the-torch look in his eyes". Wild proceeds to immediately switch topics, turn invisible and [[Metal Gear Solid|sneak]] into the world's least secure building. He eventually recovers one of the [[Sonichu Balls]], despite [[Rosechu]] and [[Sonichu]] failing in the most batshit way possible.

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_Prologue|Episode 18 Prologue]]===

Here we see the [[Chaotic Combo]] celebrating their 19th birthday on 2 February 2008. This is a lame-ass attempt to make [[Chris]] look like less of a [[pedofork]]. Almost nothing goes on, making this episode a very poor facade.

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring Break]]===

Wild informs [[Punchy]] that his taste in women, namely [[Angelica]], sucks balls. Somehow Punchy is not offended, merely puzzled, and proceeds to plan out his [[Chris and sex|rape]]. Other than setting up a very flimsy premise for [[Sonichu 9]], Wild has no purpose in this comic, retarding him further as a character.

===[[Sonichu_9#Episode_19:_Date_Ed_.28Even_Though_the_Idea_Sounds_Dated.29|Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)]]===

In the Dating Ed episode thus far, Wild attends the class alongside Punchy, making it apparent that nearly every main character is a desperate loser. Wild, after the first class is paired with [[Simonla]] by their teacher.

Of course, mere moments after meeting face to face, the two are hopelessly in love - Chris rips off Spider-Man by having Wild swing through the city with Simonla in his arms, in an attempt to simulate an actual romantic moment. After this one outing, Wild takes her home to his "vibrating bed" (srsly) then Simonla shows the blueprints of her own place. Why you'd show anyone the blueprints of your house is a mystery.

The fact that Wild seems to find Simonla attractive is proof enough that he is [[gay]], as Simonla has got to be the least effeminate character in the entire comic, surpassing even [[Megagi]]'s dykeness. However, Chris will never admit that his characters are as [[Homos|gay]] as he is.

===[[Sonichu_10#Episode_21:_Christian_Chandler_in_Director_Amenities|Christian Chandler in Director Amenities]]===

[[Image:Wild parenting tips.jpg|thumb|Wild Sonichu: Father of the Year.]]

After helping free Chris from the [[Time Void]], Wild mostly takes a low-key role in the issue's lone episode until the waning pages of episode 21. Shortly after it is revealed that Wild and Simonla have congealed an egg together, Simonla is killed by a Voltorb planted in the ladies' room by [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec]]. Shortly after the announcement of Simonla's death, the egg hatches. Wild names his new daughter Sandy and raises her as a single father, ''Kramer vs. Kramer''-style (Simonla will be portrayed in the film version by Meryl Streep). The comic ends with a jury consisting of the now-grown Sandy and Wild sentencing Simonla's murderers to death. The father and daughter then personally cooperate to execute [[Evan]] in the bloodiest manner possible.

==Trivia==

*In a [[Chris dispels videogame rumors|video]] uploaded 13 [[September 2009]], Chris reveals that Wild Sonichu's adoptive Scyther father was in fact kidnapped "a long time ago". Chris goes on to reveal that Wild has to go and find him during the events of ''[[Sonichu Adventure]]''.
*Fans like to reimagine Wild as [[Metal Gear Solid|Sonic Snake]], likely due to the events of Episode 17. This version of Wild is the only one that doesn't suck.
*Wild is also a noted player ofthe Sit 'n Spin.

==Gallery==

<center>
<gallery>
Image:257-ACWild.jpg
Image:258-ACWildBck.jpg
Image:259-WildCard.jpg
Image:260-YuWild.jpg
Image:261-Wild.jpg
</gallery>
</center>

==References==

{{CWCipedia|chris=Wild Sonichu}}

<references/>

{{Hedgehog Boys}}
{{Not_Jerks}}
{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]

Magi-Chan

2010-10-29T21:02:41Z

Magi-chan: /* Overview */

{{quote|It seemed unlikely for a loong time. But Magi-Chan saw in a future a [[Silvana|long-haired black Rosechu]], who was born true of Venus on the Earth's Moon. Yet she would be cursed with a [[duck|protrusion]] that can be undone by eliminating the one who had placed the curse.|Chris describes Magi-Chan's yearning for [[homos|love]].}}

[[Image:SchuMagichan1.jpg|thumb|Magi-Chan Sonichu as he appears in [[Sonichu 3]]]]

'''Magi-Chan''' is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]]. He's the serious know-it-all and the only character not interested in finding a [[sweetheart]]. He's also one of the major sources of ''deus ex machina'' in the comic, and thus far the character most often depicted as just a floating head.

Magi-Chan is probably the only sympathetic character in the whole series, due to his sarcastic and often serious mood unintentionally making him seem intolerant of [[Sonichu]] and Chris's bullshit, and the homosexual undertones in his character. He also remains girlfriend-free the longest of all the characters, and only complains about it when Sonichu boasts that he's going to be fucking his girlfriend all night.

He is also rather annoying to other readers, simply because he is clearly omnipotent, but refuses to use his powers for any reason other than to exposit and teleport characters to where they need to be in order to do a job he could, himself, do in a matter of moments. However, some readers find this to be his most redeeming characteristic, as he clearly only puts in the bare minimum of effort to satisfy Chris's [[autism|retarded]] whims.

According to Chris, "Magi-Chan" is intended to be a lame pun on "[[Wes Iseli|magician]]".<ref>[[DPF phonecall]]</ref>

==Overview==

[[File:ModNation MagiChan.jpg|thumb|Magic-Chan in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'']]

Magi-Chan exists in this weird nebulous reality where, because he's supposed to be the smartest being alive, he's actually more intelligent than the [[Christian Weston Chandler|creator]] of his own universe. So his is the experience of spending the entirety of his life enraged at the blatant retardation of the people and the world around him, and yet being completely unable to express it. He's keenly aware of how meaningless a character he is, and how quickly he could be tossed to the side, written off, or killed off-screen, never to be mentioned again. His only hope is that one day he will transcend the boundaries of Chris's terrible narrative and he'll evolve into a being unrestrained by the comic's conventions. An avatar for pure hatred. [[CWCville]] will be consumed by fire. But fear that day, my friends, because once he is done with his universe, he will move on to ours. And that will be a dark day indeed.

Magi-Chan is perhaps the most useless in Chris's canon of useless characters, rivaled only by [[Lolisa Rosechu]]. Despite being essentially omnipotent, he does little more than enable everybody else to do something by filling them in on all the exposition and teleporting them where they need to go, rather than make Chris waste his valuable time by (gasp!) building the world and building up suspense!

In recent comics, however, Magi-Chan has come in more handy as a sort of "right-hand man" to Chris, particularly in his fight against homosexuality. Chris has stated that Magi-Chan monitors all sexual activity in the city using his psychic powers, and later has Magi-Chan travel to the future in order to obtain a bulk batch of the cure for homosexuality. Magi-Chan would effectively contaminate the water supply of [[Cwcville]] with Chris's blood in order to cleanse the world of its [[homos]].

He is a combination of four characters:
:*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
:*[[Pikachu]]
:*[[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]]

[[Image:SchuMagiSonee.jpg|100 px|thumb|left|Magi-Chan as a [[Sonee]].]]

==Major Comic Appearances==

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]===

Magi-Chan's egg lands in a secluded cave in the cliffs surrounding CWCville. Upon hatching, he is spoken to via telepathy by what appears to be [[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]]; although Chris's crappy drawings don't make it exactly clear. Anyhoo, this psychic what-the-fuck trains Magi-Chan [[Sonee]] to use his psychic abilities until he evolves in meditation one day. The first thing he does whilst in his new form is crack one off. Yes - Magi-Chan, the emo/Goth, stoic and serious character, farts. [[Random-access humor|Classy.]]

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]===

Magi-Chan stands over CWCville, his all-knowing mind seeing the impending fight against [[Blake]]. He sighs, heads on over where he meets the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members and seems to set himself up as their leader within moments. The others seemed to accept this rather than asking "Who the fuck are you, you big purple fag?" Then they all beat up [[Blake]] to the point that his head is bleeding all over the grass.

===[[Sonichu_5#Episode_13:_.22Shattered_Hearts_.26_Entrapment.22|Shattered Hearts & Entrapment]]===

Magi-Chan and the other Chaotic Combo members are teleported into action by Chris. That's about it. The entire Chaotic Combo and [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] never fight or have any real dialogue in this issue. So what was the point in them even appearing?

===[[Sonichu_6#Episode_14:_.22Evil_is_Afoot.21.22|Evil is Afoot]]===

While everyone is pretending to worry about [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|Crystal]], Chris and Magi-Chan try to figure out how to free her. Magi-Chan gives a bullshit theory about how the Sonichu Balls could break the dark mirror.

Then [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] attacks and Chris orders Magi-Chan and Sonichu to investigate with him. Magi-Chan does practically nothing from there on other than stopping Sonichu from starring in his own comic for a few seconds.

===[[Sonichu_7#Episode_15:_.22Time_for_a_Ball.22|Time for a Ball]] & [[Sonichu_7#Episode_16:_.22Time_Hogs.22|Time Hogs]]===

For no reason, Magi-Chan, along with Chris and Sonichu, begin the hunt for the [[Sonichu Balls]] at the [[Manchester High School]] Gymnasium. Magi-Chan gives some made-up theory about how the Sonichu Balls can be scattered throughout time. He then magically realizes that Chris came in contact with the ball back in [[1996]] and the three go back in time to retrieve it. On the way back Chris gets lost in a time void and Magi-Chan explains the he will return eventually. Sonichu shows no real interest in his father's plight and makes a few sleazy sex references before leaving for his date with [[Rosechu]].

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_Prologue|Episode 18 Prologue]]===

Here we see the [[Chaotic Combo]] celebrating their 19th birthday on 2 February 2008. This is a lame-ass attempt to make [[Chris]] look like less of a [[pedofork]]. As expected this facade fools absolutely no one.

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring Break]]===

[[Image:MagiChanisGay.JPG|250 px|thumb|Precise and accurate]]

Magi-Chan, being too lazy to do the task himself, explains to [[Bubbles]] that he has found a [[Sonichu Ball]], and tells her to go get it. He also tries to warn her of [[Silvana]]'s trap but Bubbles doesn't believe him despite the fact that Magi-Chan fucking knows everything. Eventually [[Jiggliami]] calls her and tells her that she found [[Blake]] unconscious and the two girls begin their fight. After Silvana leaves, Bubbles asks Magi-chan to teleport her to Blake.

===[[Sonichu 9#Episode_19|Dating Education]]===

Magi-Chan never appears in this episode, strengthening the theory that because he is gay, he will never be happy and paired up.

===[[Episode_20#Episode_20:_CWC-Defense|CWC-Defense]]===

Alone among Chris's major characters, Magi-Chan has shown no romantic interest for any other character in the comic book. In [[Episode 20]] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic9P65.jpg page 65], Magi-Chan told the intersex Silvana that he was deceived by her "[[China|feminine charms]]." He pleads with her to stop working with [[Count Graduon]] and insists that he can restore her "birth gender." So Magi-Chan will one day cut her [[duck|dick]] off and fall in love with her.

After his exchange with Silvana, Magi-Chan disappears from episode 20 almost entirely. He plays no significant role in the plot until the epilogue, where he shows up to provide a handy deus ex machina and randomly pull Chris out of the Time Void.

===[[Sonichu 10#Episode 21: Christian Chandler in Director Amenities|Christian Chandler in Director Amenities]]===

Magi-Chan appears in the beginning of the story, having yanked Chris from the Time Void. After listening to how he raped his [[Lovely Weather|wife]] in the future, he is charged with gathering the homosexual cure and bringing it to the present. He does so, unable to stop Chris from destroying the 4-cent_garbage.com building and killing hundreds of trolls. He returns, declaring that his mission was a success and that in the future, Silvana would lose her dick and fall in love with him and that Chris's birthday would become [[Christian Love Day]]. Still obviously disturbed by what he came back to, Magi-Chan goes off on a bullshit tangent about how Chris is the only one who can save the world.

When Chris tries to apologize for his actions involving [[Alec Benson Leary]], Magi-Chan stops [[Evan]] and [[Simonchu]] from trying to kill [[Simonla]], but fails in stopping Sean's attempt. He's obviously guilt ridden when Wild's motherless bastard child [[Sandy]] is born, telling her point blank that it was Evan who killed him, planting some sort of horrible evil seed in her. He is present at the [[Asperchu Four|Asperchu Four's]] trial, planting evidence to convict them. He is last seen at Alec's execution, electrocuting him.

==Mental illness==
[[Image:Magichan talking bollocks.png|thumb|left|400px|An example of Magi-chan's recent unintelligible speech and mental confusion]]
[[File:MagiChanPsychopath.PNG|thumb|right|Artist's depiction of Magi-Chan's mental breakdown.]]

Recently, Magi-Chan has shown some signs of mental confusion, severe depression and aggression towards the [[Chaotic Combo]]. His symptoms began in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], when he could only target the signal of a Sonichu Ball with the precision (using the term loosely) of 3,000 fathoms. For much of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] he appears confused and disorientated, and most of his speech is unintelligible. He talks to himself, and at one point reduces himself to tears. This raises fears that he is suffering from some kind of mental illness or deterioration such as [[Wikipedia:Alzheimer's disease|Alzheimer's disease]] or [[Wikipedia:cerebral palsy|cerebral palsy]]. It is possible that his unusually powerful intelligence is the result of some birth defect which is now causing him problems; he will need to be observed in the coming months to see if the deterioration continues or if he develops spasticity.

Fresh fears are raised every day; it was revealed on page 70 of ''Sonichu'' #10 that Magi-Chan's psychic powers had somehow "missed" a stereotypical [[Inos|Rastafarian]] living in a "Dumbster" behind a [[Chris and Money|soup hotel]]. This raised consternation even from the usually [[Autism|stoic]] [[Sonichu]]. It is becoming increasingly clear that something is dreadfully wrong with Magi-Chan. Christian must act fast to ensure that he gets the [[Rocky Shoemaker|help]] he needs.

==Outside of the Comics==

Magi-Chan is one of the more popular characters with the trolls, due to his arguably homosexual tendencies. As such. he is mentioned in Chris's [[Mailbag]]s quite frequently. This has caused a few new facts about the character to surface, notably that [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|he is aware of any sex act]] that happens to occur within [[CWCville]] city limit and inform Chris if it doesn't fit his [[Homos|puritanical ideals]]. That's not creepy or anything.

==Evidence that Magi-Chan is a [[homo]]==

*"-''chan''" is a Japanese honorific used to address young women and children.
*The only girl he's remotely interested in is the [[Silvana|chick with the dick]].
*According to [[Mailbag 31]], Magi-Chan uses his psychic powers to actually go ''looking'' for people having gay sex.
*He's fucking purple.
*He teleported for [[Wild]] but refused to teleport for his friends in general.
*Chris made him.

==Gallery==

<center>
<gallery>
Image:Magichan-icon.jpg|Magi-Chan is too cool to smile.
Image:Magichan scowling.jpg
Image:Magichan bubble.jpg
Image:281-MagiChan.jpg|THIS IS MY ANGRY FACE
Image:MagiChanFarts.JPG|Magi-chan hard at work.
Image:280-YuMagi.jpg
Image:Magichanmausterbate.jpg‎|[[Mailbag 31|Magi-Chan Sonichu is watching you masturbate.]]
</gallery>
</center>
{{CWCipedia|chris=Magi-Chan Sonichu}}

==Sauces==
<references/>

{{Sonichu}}
{{Not_Jerks}}

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Plot Devices]]

Magi-Chan

2010-10-29T21:01:56Z

Magi-chan: /* Major Comic Appearances */

{{quote|It seemed unlikely for a loong time. But Magi-Chan saw in a future a [[Silvana|long-haired black Rosechu]], who was born true of Venus on the Earth's Moon. Yet she would be cursed with a [[duck|protrusion]] that can be undone by eliminating the one who had placed the curse.|Chris describes Magi-Chan's yearning for [[homos|love]].}}

[[Image:SchuMagichan1.jpg|thumb|Magi-Chan Sonichu as he appears in [[Sonichu 3]]]]

'''Magi-Chan''' is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]]. He's the serious know-it-all and the only character not interested in finding a [[sweetheart]]. He's also one of the major sources of ''deus ex machina'' in the comic, and thus far the character most often depicted as just a floating head.

Magi-Chan is probably the only sympathetic character in the whole series, due to his sarcastic and often serious mood unintentionally making him seem intolerant of [[Sonichu]] and Chris's bullshit, and the homosexual undertones in his character. He also remains girlfriend-free the longest of all the characters, and only complains about it when Sonichu boasts that he's going to be fucking his girlfriend all night.

He is also rather annoying to other readers, simply because he is clearly omnipotent, but refuses to use his powers for any reason other than to exposit and teleport characters to where they need to be in order to do a job he could, himself, do in a matter of moments. However, some readers find this to be his most redeeming characteristic, as he clearly only puts in the bare minimum of effort to satisfy Chris's [[autism|retarded]] whims.

According to Chris, "Magi-Chan" is intended to be a lame pun on "[[Wes Iseli|magician]]".<ref>[[DPF phonecall]]</ref>

==Overview==

[[File:ModNation MagiChan.jpg|thumb|Magic-Chan in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'']]

Magi-Chan exists in this weird nebulous reality where, because he's supposed to be the smartest being alive, he's actually more intelligent than the [[Christian Weston Chandler|creator]] of his own universe. So his is the experience of spending the entirety of his life enraged at the blatant retardation of the people and the world around him, and yet being completely unable to express it. He's keenly aware of how meaningless a character he is, and how quickly he could be tossed to the side, written off, or killed off-screen, never to be mentioned again. His only hope is that one day he will transcend the boundaries of Chris's terrible narrative and he'll evolve into a being unrestrained by the comic's conventions. An avatar for pure hatred. [[CWCville]] will be consumed by fire. But fear that day, my friends, because once he is done with his universe, he will move on to ours. And that will be a dark day indeed.

Magi-Chan is perhaps the most useless in Chris's canon of useless characters, rivaled only by [[Lolisa Rosechu]]. Despite being essentially omnipotent, he does little more than enable everybody else to do something by filling them in on all the exposition and teleporting them where they need to go, rather than make Chris waste his valuable time by (gasp!) building the world and building up suspense!

In recent comics, however, Magi-Chan has come in more handy as a sort of "right-hand man" to Chris, particularly in his fight against homosexuality. Chris has stated that Magi-Chan monitors all sexual activity in the city using his psychic powers, and later has Magi-Chan travel to the future in order to obtain a bulk batch of the cure for homosexuality. Magi-Chan would effectively contaminate the water supply of [[Cwcville]] with Chris's blood in order to cleanse the world of its [[homos]].

He is a combination of four characters:
:*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
:*[[Pikachu]]
:*[[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]]

[[Image:SchuMagiSonee.jpg|100 px|thumb|Magi-Chan as a [[Sonee]].]]
==Major Comic Appearances==

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]===

Magi-Chan's egg lands in a secluded cave in the cliffs surrounding CWCville. Upon hatching, he is spoken to via telepathy by what appears to be [[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]]; although Chris's crappy drawings don't make it exactly clear. Anyhoo, this psychic what-the-fuck trains Magi-Chan [[Sonee]] to use his psychic abilities until he evolves in meditation one day. The first thing he does whilst in his new form is crack one off. Yes - Magi-Chan, the emo/Goth, stoic and serious character, farts. [[Random-access humor|Classy.]]

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]===

Magi-Chan stands over CWCville, his all-knowing mind seeing the impending fight against [[Blake]]. He sighs, heads on over where he meets the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members and seems to set himself up as their leader within moments. The others seemed to accept this rather than asking "Who the fuck are you, you big purple fag?" Then they all beat up [[Blake]] to the point that his head is bleeding all over the grass.

===[[Sonichu_5#Episode_13:_.22Shattered_Hearts_.26_Entrapment.22|Shattered Hearts & Entrapment]]===

Magi-Chan and the other Chaotic Combo members are teleported into action by Chris. That's about it. The entire Chaotic Combo and [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] never fight or have any real dialogue in this issue. So what was the point in them even appearing?

===[[Sonichu_6#Episode_14:_.22Evil_is_Afoot.21.22|Evil is Afoot]]===

While everyone is pretending to worry about [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|Crystal]], Chris and Magi-Chan try to figure out how to free her. Magi-Chan gives a bullshit theory about how the Sonichu Balls could break the dark mirror.

Then [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] attacks and Chris orders Magi-Chan and Sonichu to investigate with him. Magi-Chan does practically nothing from there on other than stopping Sonichu from starring in his own comic for a few seconds.

===[[Sonichu_7#Episode_15:_.22Time_for_a_Ball.22|Time for a Ball]] & [[Sonichu_7#Episode_16:_.22Time_Hogs.22|Time Hogs]]===

For no reason, Magi-Chan, along with Chris and Sonichu, begin the hunt for the [[Sonichu Balls]] at the [[Manchester High School]] Gymnasium. Magi-Chan gives some made-up theory about how the Sonichu Balls can be scattered throughout time. He then magically realizes that Chris came in contact with the ball back in [[1996]] and the three go back in time to retrieve it. On the way back Chris gets lost in a time void and Magi-Chan explains the he will return eventually. Sonichu shows no real interest in his father's plight and makes a few sleazy sex references before leaving for his date with [[Rosechu]].

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_Prologue|Episode 18 Prologue]]===

Here we see the [[Chaotic Combo]] celebrating their 19th birthday on 2 February 2008. This is a lame-ass attempt to make [[Chris]] look like less of a [[pedofork]]. As expected this facade fools absolutely no one.

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring Break]]===

[[Image:MagiChanisGay.JPG|250 px|thumb|Precise and accurate]]

Magi-Chan, being too lazy to do the task himself, explains to [[Bubbles]] that he has found a [[Sonichu Ball]], and tells her to go get it. He also tries to warn her of [[Silvana]]'s trap but Bubbles doesn't believe him despite the fact that Magi-Chan fucking knows everything. Eventually [[Jiggliami]] calls her and tells her that she found [[Blake]] unconscious and the two girls begin their fight. After Silvana leaves, Bubbles asks Magi-chan to teleport her to Blake.

===[[Sonichu 9#Episode_19|Dating Education]]===

Magi-Chan never appears in this episode, strengthening the theory that because he is gay, he will never be happy and paired up.

===[[Episode_20#Episode_20:_CWC-Defense|CWC-Defense]]===

Alone among Chris's major characters, Magi-Chan has shown no romantic interest for any other character in the comic book. In [[Episode 20]] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic9P65.jpg page 65], Magi-Chan told the intersex Silvana that he was deceived by her "[[China|feminine charms]]." He pleads with her to stop working with [[Count Graduon]] and insists that he can restore her "birth gender." So Magi-Chan will one day cut her [[duck|dick]] off and fall in love with her.

After his exchange with Silvana, Magi-Chan disappears from episode 20 almost entirely. He plays no significant role in the plot until the epilogue, where he shows up to provide a handy deus ex machina and randomly pull Chris out of the Time Void.

===[[Sonichu 10#Episode 21: Christian Chandler in Director Amenities|Christian Chandler in Director Amenities]]===

Magi-Chan appears in the beginning of the story, having yanked Chris from the Time Void. After listening to how he raped his [[Lovely Weather|wife]] in the future, he is charged with gathering the homosexual cure and bringing it to the present. He does so, unable to stop Chris from destroying the 4-cent_garbage.com building and killing hundreds of trolls. He returns, declaring that his mission was a success and that in the future, Silvana would lose her dick and fall in love with him and that Chris's birthday would become [[Christian Love Day]]. Still obviously disturbed by what he came back to, Magi-Chan goes off on a bullshit tangent about how Chris is the only one who can save the world.

When Chris tries to apologize for his actions involving [[Alec Benson Leary]], Magi-Chan stops [[Evan]] and [[Simonchu]] from trying to kill [[Simonla]], but fails in stopping Sean's attempt. He's obviously guilt ridden when Wild's motherless bastard child [[Sandy]] is born, telling her point blank that it was Evan who killed him, planting some sort of horrible evil seed in her. He is present at the [[Asperchu Four|Asperchu Four's]] trial, planting evidence to convict them. He is last seen at Alec's execution, electrocuting him.

==Mental illness==
[[Image:Magichan talking bollocks.png|thumb|left|400px|An example of Magi-chan's recent unintelligible speech and mental confusion]]
[[File:MagiChanPsychopath.PNG|thumb|right|Artist's depiction of Magi-Chan's mental breakdown.]]

Recently, Magi-Chan has shown some signs of mental confusion, severe depression and aggression towards the [[Chaotic Combo]]. His symptoms began in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], when he could only target the signal of a Sonichu Ball with the precision (using the term loosely) of 3,000 fathoms. For much of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] he appears confused and disorientated, and most of his speech is unintelligible. He talks to himself, and at one point reduces himself to tears. This raises fears that he is suffering from some kind of mental illness or deterioration such as [[Wikipedia:Alzheimer's disease|Alzheimer's disease]] or [[Wikipedia:cerebral palsy|cerebral palsy]]. It is possible that his unusually powerful intelligence is the result of some birth defect which is now causing him problems; he will need to be observed in the coming months to see if the deterioration continues or if he develops spasticity.

Fresh fears are raised every day; it was revealed on page 70 of ''Sonichu'' #10 that Magi-Chan's psychic powers had somehow "missed" a stereotypical [[Inos|Rastafarian]] living in a "Dumbster" behind a [[Chris and Money|soup hotel]]. This raised consternation even from the usually [[Autism|stoic]] [[Sonichu]]. It is becoming increasingly clear that something is dreadfully wrong with Magi-Chan. Christian must act fast to ensure that he gets the [[Rocky Shoemaker|help]] he needs.

==Outside of the Comics==

Magi-Chan is one of the more popular characters with the trolls, due to his arguably homosexual tendencies. As such. he is mentioned in Chris's [[Mailbag]]s quite frequently. This has caused a few new facts about the character to surface, notably that [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|he is aware of any sex act]] that happens to occur within [[CWCville]] city limit and inform Chris if it doesn't fit his [[Homos|puritanical ideals]]. That's not creepy or anything.

==Evidence that Magi-Chan is a [[homo]]==

*"-''chan''" is a Japanese honorific used to address young women and children.
*The only girl he's remotely interested in is the [[Silvana|chick with the dick]].
*According to [[Mailbag 31]], Magi-Chan uses his psychic powers to actually go ''looking'' for people having gay sex.
*He's fucking purple.
*He teleported for [[Wild]] but refused to teleport for his friends in general.
*Chris made him.

==Gallery==

<center>
<gallery>
Image:Magichan-icon.jpg|Magi-Chan is too cool to smile.
Image:Magichan scowling.jpg
Image:Magichan bubble.jpg
Image:281-MagiChan.jpg|THIS IS MY ANGRY FACE
Image:MagiChanFarts.JPG|Magi-chan hard at work.
Image:280-YuMagi.jpg
Image:Magichanmausterbate.jpg‎|[[Mailbag 31|Magi-Chan Sonichu is watching you masturbate.]]
</gallery>
</center>
{{CWCipedia|chris=Magi-Chan Sonichu}}

==Sauces==
<references/>

{{Sonichu}}
{{Not_Jerks}}

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Plot Devices]]

Magi-Chan

2010-10-29T20:59:31Z

Magi-chan: /* Major Comic Appearances */

{{quote|It seemed unlikely for a loong time. But Magi-Chan saw in a future a [[Silvana|long-haired black Rosechu]], who was born true of Venus on the Earth's Moon. Yet she would be cursed with a [[duck|protrusion]] that can be undone by eliminating the one who had placed the curse.|Chris describes Magi-Chan's yearning for [[homos|love]].}}

[[Image:SchuMagichan1.jpg|thumb|Magi-Chan Sonichu as he appears in [[Sonichu 3]]]]

'''Magi-Chan''' is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]]. He's the serious know-it-all and the only character not interested in finding a [[sweetheart]]. He's also one of the major sources of ''deus ex machina'' in the comic, and thus far the character most often depicted as just a floating head.

Magi-Chan is probably the only sympathetic character in the whole series, due to his sarcastic and often serious mood unintentionally making him seem intolerant of [[Sonichu]] and Chris's bullshit, and the homosexual undertones in his character. He also remains girlfriend-free the longest of all the characters, and only complains about it when Sonichu boasts that he's going to be fucking his girlfriend all night.

He is also rather annoying to other readers, simply because he is clearly omnipotent, but refuses to use his powers for any reason other than to exposit and teleport characters to where they need to be in order to do a job he could, himself, do in a matter of moments. However, some readers find this to be his most redeeming characteristic, as he clearly only puts in the bare minimum of effort to satisfy Chris's [[autism|retarded]] whims.

According to Chris, "Magi-Chan" is intended to be a lame pun on "[[Wes Iseli|magician]]".<ref>[[DPF phonecall]]</ref>

==Overview==

[[File:ModNation MagiChan.jpg|thumb|Magic-Chan in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'']]

Magi-Chan exists in this weird nebulous reality where, because he's supposed to be the smartest being alive, he's actually more intelligent than the [[Christian Weston Chandler|creator]] of his own universe. So his is the experience of spending the entirety of his life enraged at the blatant retardation of the people and the world around him, and yet being completely unable to express it. He's keenly aware of how meaningless a character he is, and how quickly he could be tossed to the side, written off, or killed off-screen, never to be mentioned again. His only hope is that one day he will transcend the boundaries of Chris's terrible narrative and he'll evolve into a being unrestrained by the comic's conventions. An avatar for pure hatred. [[CWCville]] will be consumed by fire. But fear that day, my friends, because once he is done with his universe, he will move on to ours. And that will be a dark day indeed.

Magi-Chan is perhaps the most useless in Chris's canon of useless characters, rivaled only by [[Lolisa Rosechu]]. Despite being essentially omnipotent, he does little more than enable everybody else to do something by filling them in on all the exposition and teleporting them where they need to go, rather than make Chris waste his valuable time by (gasp!) building the world and building up suspense!

In recent comics, however, Magi-Chan has come in more handy as a sort of "right-hand man" to Chris, particularly in his fight against homosexuality. Chris has stated that Magi-Chan monitors all sexual activity in the city using his psychic powers, and later has Magi-Chan travel to the future in order to obtain a bulk batch of the cure for homosexuality. Magi-Chan would effectively contaminate the water supply of [[Cwcville]] with Chris's blood in order to cleanse the world of its [[homos]].

He is a combination of four characters:
:*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
:*[[Pikachu]]
:*[[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]]

==Major Comic Appearances==

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]===

[[Image:SchuMagiSonee.jpg|100 px|thumb|Magi-Chan as a [[Sonee]].]]

Magi-Chan's egg lands in a secluded cave in the cliffs surrounding CWCville. Upon hatching, he is spoken to via telepathy by what appears to be [[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]]; although Chris's crappy drawings don't make it exactly clear. Anyhoo, this psychic what-the-fuck trains Magi-Chan [[Sonee]] to use his psychic abilities until he evolves in meditation one day. The first thing he does whilst in his new form is crack one off. Yes - Magi-Chan, the emo/Goth, stoic and serious character, farts. [[Random-access humor|Classy.]]

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]===

Magi-Chan stands over CWCville, his all-knowing mind seeing the impending fight against [[Blake]]. He sighs, heads on over where he meets the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members and seems to set himself up as their leader within moments. The others seemed to accept this rather than asking "Who the fuck are you, you big purple fag?" Then they all beat up [[Blake]] to the point that his head is bleeding all over the grass.

===[[Sonichu_5#Episode_13:_.22Shattered_Hearts_.26_Entrapment.22|Shattered Hearts & Entrapment]]===

Magi-Chan and the other Chaotic Combo members are teleported into action by Chris. That's about it. The entire Chaotic Combo and [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] never fight or have any real dialogue in this issue. So what was the point in them even appearing?

===[[Sonichu_6#Episode_14:_.22Evil_is_Afoot.21.22|Evil is Afoot]]===

While everyone is pretending to worry about [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|Crystal]], Chris and Magi-Chan try to figure out how to free her. Magi-Chan gives a bullshit theory about how the Sonichu Balls could break the dark mirror.

Then [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] attacks and Chris orders Magi-Chan and Sonichu to investigate with him. Magi-Chan does practically nothing from there on other than stopping Sonichu from starring in his own comic for a few seconds.

===[[Sonichu_7#Episode_15:_.22Time_for_a_Ball.22|Time for a Ball]] & [[Sonichu_7#Episode_16:_.22Time_Hogs.22|Time Hogs]]===

For no reason, Magi-Chan, along with Chris and Sonichu, begin the hunt for the [[Sonichu Balls]] at the [[Manchester High School]] Gymnasium. Magi-Chan gives some made-up theory about how the Sonichu Balls can be scattered throughout time. He then magically realizes that Chris came in contact with the ball back in [[1996]] and the three go back in time to retrieve it. On the way back Chris gets lost in a time void and Magi-Chan explains the he will return eventually. Sonichu shows no real interest in his father's plight and makes a few sleazy sex references before leaving for his date with [[Rosechu]].

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_Prologue|Episode 18 Prologue]]===

Here we see the [[Chaotic Combo]] celebrating their 19th birthday on 2 February 2008. This is a lame-ass attempt to make [[Chris]] look like less of a [[pedofork]]. As expected this facade fools absolutely no one.

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring Break]]===

[[Image:MagiChanisGay.JPG|250 px|thumb|Precise and accurate]]

Magi-Chan, being too lazy to do the task himself, explains to [[Bubbles]] that he has found a [[Sonichu Ball]], and tells her to go get it. He also tries to warn her of [[Silvana]]'s trap but Bubbles doesn't believe him despite the fact that Magi-Chan fucking knows everything. Eventually [[Jiggliami]] calls her and tells her that she found [[Blake]] unconscious and the two girls begin their fight. After Silvana leaves, Bubbles asks Magi-chan to teleport her to Blake.

===[[Sonichu 9#Episode_19|Dating Education]]===

Magi-Chan never appears in this episode, strengthening the theory that because he is gay, he will never be happy and paired up.

===[[Episode_20#Episode_20:_CWC-Defense|CWC-Defense]]===

Alone among Chris's major characters, Magi-Chan has shown no romantic interest for any other character in the comic book. In [[Episode 20]] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic9P65.jpg page 65], Magi-Chan told the intersex Silvana that he was deceived by her "[[China|feminine charms]]." He pleads with her to stop working with [[Count Graduon]] and insists that he can restore her "birth gender." So Magi-Chan will one day cut her [[duck|dick]] off and fall in love with her.

After his exchange with Silvana, Magi-Chan disappears from episode 20 almost entirely. He plays no significant role in the plot until the epilogue, where he shows up to provide a handy deus ex machina and randomly pull Chris out of the Time Void.

===[[Sonichu 10#Episode 21: Christian Chandler in Director Amenities|Christian Chandler in Director Amenities]]===

Magi-Chan appears in the beginning of the story, having yanked Chris from the Time Void. After listening to how he raped his [[Lovely Weather|wife]] in the future, he is charged with gathering the homosexual cure and bringing it to the present. He does so, unable to stop Chris from destroying the 4-cent_garbage.com building and killing hundreds of trolls. He returns, declaring that his mission was a success and that in the future, Silvana would lose her dick and fall in love with him and that Chris's birthday would become [[Christian Love Day]]. Still obviously disturbed by what he came back to, Magi-Chan goes off on a bullshit tangent about how Chris is the only one who can save the world.

When Chris tries to apologize for his actions involving [[Alec Benson Leary]], Magi-Chan stops [[Evan]] and [[Simonchu]] from trying to kill [[Simonla]], but fails in stopping Sean's attempt. He's obviously guilt ridden when Wild's motherless bastard child [[Sandy]] is born, telling her point blank that it was Evan who killed him, planting some sort of horrible evil seed in her. He is present at the [[Asperchu Four|Asperchu Four's]] trial, planting evidence to convict them. He is last seen at Alec's execution, electrocuting him.

==Mental illness==
[[Image:Magichan talking bollocks.png|thumb|left|400px|An example of Magi-chan's recent unintelligible speech and mental confusion]]
[[File:MagiChanPsychopath.PNG|thumb|right|Artist's depiction of Magi-Chan's mental breakdown.]]

Recently, Magi-Chan has shown some signs of mental confusion, severe depression and aggression towards the [[Chaotic Combo]]. His symptoms began in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], when he could only target the signal of a Sonichu Ball with the precision (using the term loosely) of 3,000 fathoms. For much of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] he appears confused and disorientated, and most of his speech is unintelligible. He talks to himself, and at one point reduces himself to tears. This raises fears that he is suffering from some kind of mental illness or deterioration such as [[Wikipedia:Alzheimer's disease|Alzheimer's disease]] or [[Wikipedia:cerebral palsy|cerebral palsy]]. It is possible that his unusually powerful intelligence is the result of some birth defect which is now causing him problems; he will need to be observed in the coming months to see if the deterioration continues or if he develops spasticity.

Fresh fears are raised every day; it was revealed on page 70 of ''Sonichu'' #10 that Magi-Chan's psychic powers had somehow "missed" a stereotypical [[Inos|Rastafarian]] living in a "Dumbster" behind a [[Chris and Money|soup hotel]]. This raised consternation even from the usually [[Autism|stoic]] [[Sonichu]]. It is becoming increasingly clear that something is dreadfully wrong with Magi-Chan. Christian must act fast to ensure that he gets the [[Rocky Shoemaker|help]] he needs.

==Outside of the Comics==

Magi-Chan is one of the more popular characters with the trolls, due to his arguably homosexual tendencies. As such. he is mentioned in Chris's [[Mailbag]]s quite frequently. This has caused a few new facts about the character to surface, notably that [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|he is aware of any sex act]] that happens to occur within [[CWCville]] city limit and inform Chris if it doesn't fit his [[Homos|puritanical ideals]]. That's not creepy or anything.

==Evidence that Magi-Chan is a [[homo]]==

*"-''chan''" is a Japanese honorific used to address young women and children.
*The only girl he's remotely interested in is the [[Silvana|chick with the dick]].
*According to [[Mailbag 31]], Magi-Chan uses his psychic powers to actually go ''looking'' for people having gay sex.
*He's fucking purple.
*He teleported for [[Wild]] but refused to teleport for his friends in general.
*Chris made him.

==Gallery==

<center>
<gallery>
Image:Magichan-icon.jpg|Magi-Chan is too cool to smile.
Image:Magichan scowling.jpg
Image:Magichan bubble.jpg
Image:281-MagiChan.jpg|THIS IS MY ANGRY FACE
Image:MagiChanFarts.JPG|Magi-chan hard at work.
Image:280-YuMagi.jpg
Image:Magichanmausterbate.jpg‎|[[Mailbag 31|Magi-Chan Sonichu is watching you masturbate.]]
</gallery>
</center>
{{CWCipedia|chris=Magi-Chan Sonichu}}

==Sauces==
<references/>

{{Sonichu}}
{{Not_Jerks}}

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Plot Devices]]

Asperchu Four

2010-10-29T20:59:00Z

Magi-chan: Redirected page to Asperchu#Trial and execution of Asperpedia staff

#REDIRECT [[Asperchu#Trial_and_execution_of_Asperpedia_staff]]

Asperchu Four

2010-10-29T20:58:25Z

Magi-chan: Created page with "#REDIRECT [[[edit] Trial and execution of Asperpedia staff]]"

#REDIRECT [[[edit] Trial and execution of Asperpedia staff]]

Sylvana

2010-10-28T01:41:06Z

Magi-chan:

[[Image:Silvana.jpg|thumb|left|Before there was a [[Pickle|penis]]]]
[[Image:Silvana34.jpg|thumb|After obtaining a penis]]

'''Silvana''' is a shape-shifting [[Wikipedia:intersex|intersex]] [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] who first appeared in ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' #7 and later played a major role in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].

Aside from her shape-shifting powers, she also shows some psychic ability. She was created by the same [[rainbow]] that made the [[Chaotic Combo]]. Her egg somehow ended up on [[The Moon|the Goddamn ''Moon'']], where she was raised by the evil [[Count Graduon]].

Silvana is a combination of four characters:
*[[Raichu]]
*[[Amy Rose]]
*[[Wikipedia:Umbreon|Umbreon]]
*[[wikipedia:Villains_in_Power_Rangers_in_Space#Astronema|Astronema]] from ''[[Power Rangers]] in Space'' (an evil "space princess" with purple hair who was good, but raised to be evil by a [[Graduon|powerful villain]]. [[Magi-chan|Other characters]] try to reform her to the side of good.)

==Biography==
Silvana was either named after an [[Gal-pal|acquaintance]] of [[Count Graduon]]'s named "Sylvia" or her first babblings; we are not quite sure. Count Graduon gave her the power of shape-shifting, a [[pickle|penis]], and the skills of seduction. During Spring Break, Silvana transforms into [[Bubbles]] to have sex with [[Blake]]. When she has sex, she secretes a paralyzing venom which leaves Blake hospitalized. She later tried to seduce Bubbles as well, but [[Magi-Chan]] convinced her not to fuck the intersex [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]. What she actually intended to ''do'' after fucking and paralyzing everything in sight is never elaborated upon. It is believed that Silvana is meant to be a metaphor for the countless [[troll]]s who troll Chris by pretending to be hot women.

As of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris has revealed that he plans on turning Silvana into a "full" woman, and, as many trolls have repeatedly predicted, pairing her up with Magi-Chan. ''Sonichu'' #10 also shows Silvana "trolling" Chris in the guise of [[Meg Griffin]] (lending credence to the theory mentioned earlier about Silvana representing pretend females). It's also somewhat telling that Silvana didn't "troll" Chris this way ''before'' he had announced his plan to turn Silvana into a single-sex being.

According to [[Magi-Chan]]'s profile on the [[CWCipedia]], when Count Graduon's orb was shattered by [[Collosal Chan]], all of the wizard's magic had been undone, including Silvana's dick. It is said that, a week later, Magi-Chan confronted Silvana and she suddenly experienced love for the first time, telling Magi-Chan to let her sort out her feelings first before she chooses.

However, since Chris takes over half a year to churn out less than a few measly pages, we may never know the TRUE and HONEST outcome...

==The Original ''News Dash''==

[[Image:Cwcmail.png|right|thumb|200px|Chris-chan avoids explaining why she has a penis.]]

Chris writes:

<blockquote>“Recently, a black [[Rosechu]] came down from outer space in a fashionable space ship. She came down onto our Earth wreaking havoc by abducting the Sonichu Heroes. But in conjunction with [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], the Rosechus of Earth rescued all of them. In an interview with [[Magi-Chan]] Sonichu, he said, “I’ve been communicating with her through telekinesis, and she sounded very lonesome. She said that she was a female [[Pikachu]] who was hit by a shining light from the Chaos [[Rainbow]].” The Chaos Rainbow was the rainbow made when Super Sonic collided with the Pikachu, on that fateful day in Station Square years ago. And when interviewed, the black Rosechu, who named herself, Silvana, she stated, “I abducted the Sonichus, because it was very lonesome on the moon, there were NO aliens there at all. And when I communicated with Magi-Chan, I was inspired to build my spacecraft with the remains of the shuttle that put me there in the first place<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville/SchusNews7.htm</ref>.”</blockquote>

From this, we can assume that she was originally meant to be an avatar of Chris's loneliness. One can only imagine the pain Chris went through when circumstances forced him to corrupt her.

==See also:==
{{Fan art}}
*[[Rosechu]], who also has a [[pickle]]
*[[Megagi La Skunk]]
*[[Niggos]]
*[[The Moon|The Motherfucking Moon]]
*[[Chris and music|Lady Gaga]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville/SchuComic9TVY7P19.htm Episode 18, with Silvana's Origins]

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Villains]]

Bubbles Rosechu

2010-10-28T01:35:59Z

Magi-chan:

{{quote|Bubbles has a bubbly personality; likes to have fun often, a bit goofy sometimes, yet serious when the situation calls for it.|-[[Mailbag 7#The Rosechus are totally diverse and stuff|Chris]] on Bubbles's complete non-character}}

[[Image:Bubbles.jpg|thumb|Bubbles as she appears in [[Sonichu 3]]]]
[[File:ModNation Bubbles.jpg|thumb|Bubbles in [[ModNation Racers]]'']]

'''Bubbles''' is a [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]], and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]] that formed from eggs released by the [[Chaotic Rainbow]] as a result of the collision between Super [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and a [[Pikachu]].

Of all the members of the Chaotic Combo, Bubbles is the most generic and useless. She is a soulless filler character who has two main purposes in the comic. Her initial purpose was to balance the Chaotic Combo by having a Water-type [[Pokémon]] in the mix. In later comics, her role was expanded to be a filler character for subplots, until [[Chris]] needed to find an appropriate romantic partner for other, more important characters. Despite the fact that she was hatched in 2004, Chris still insists that she is over eighteen and therefore making porn of her and [[Blake]] doesn’t make him a [[pedofork]]. He then promptly [[retcon]]ned her birthdate to all the way back to 1989 for the express purpose of making porn out of her and her canonically four-year-old boyfriend.

In [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], it's implied that she can dive to ridiculous depths exceeding 5,000 fathoms (for comparison, a [[navy|sperm]] [[Barbara Chandler|whale]] could reach about 1,650 fathoms tops). It's likely that her deep-diving habits have given her chronic decompression sickness localized [[slow-in-the-mind|entirely in her brain]].

She is said to be 90% water, which is so abnormally high (the average human body is around 60% water, while the composition of a normal hedgehog furfag is unknown) that it's a wonder her body is held together at all. For some reason, this precludes her from getting a tan like all the other rosechus (raising yet another issue on why rosechus covered in fur can get a tan at all), showing once more that Chris [[Honor roll|doesn't know shit about biology or chemistry]].

She is a combination of four characters:

*[[Raichu]]
*[[Amy Rose]]
*[[Wikipedia:List_of_Sonic_the_Hedgehog_comic_book_characters#Princess_Sally_Acorn|Sally Acorn]] (A [[Sonic]] character that has prominent breasts but doesn't wear anything cover them up.)
*[[Wikipedia:Marill|Marill]] (Tail and color scheme.)

==Comic appearances==

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]===

While in her unevolved Rosey form, Bubbles was raised by a [[Swampert]]. Unfortunately for the Swampert, a giant [[Boulder-Dropping_Whale#Boulder-Dropping_Whale|whale]] dropped a boulder on her and injured her. This forced Bubbles to evolve into her Rosechu form, allowing her to save her adoptive mother.

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]===

Bubbles first meets [[Blake]] while he is attempting to steal the [[Legendary Master Sunstone]]. He accidentally splashes her with a wave he created while riding a hover board. Despite being a water Pokémon, she is somehow offended by this, which inspires her to team up with the other [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] for an incredibly unfair gang-stomping.

===[[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]]===

She has cameos in this issue but no speaking lines because she has no personality at all.

===[[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]===
In this issue, Bubbles's attentions are strangely divided. One minute she pretends to be concerned about [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Chris's sister Crystal]] getting trapped in the mirror, the next minute she is talking about [[Bionic the Hedgehog]]’s great basketball skills. She and [[Angelica]] think to themselves "What a dreamboat." Way to develop your characters, Chris.

===Episode 18 Prologue===

Here we see the [[Chaotic Combo]] celebrating their 19th birthday on February 2, 2008. This is a lame ass attempt to make Chris look like less of a pedophile. Shortly after, on March 21, she celebrates Blake’s birthday alone with him. They share a kiss after explaining how Blake has the maturity of a 20 year old despite being cloned only four years ago.

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring break]]===

While the other [[Rosechu]]s and [[Angelica]] are sun-bathing, Bubbles gives a lengthy explanation about why water Pokémon don’t need sunscreen and cannot tan (Why she wears a bathing suit when before she was running around naked, however, is never explained). [[Magi-Chan]] telepathically tells her that he has detected a [[Sonichu Ball]] in a nearby ocean. Before going to fetch it, Blake kicks sand in everyone’s faces to make him look like a bad guy. Bubbles steps up to "deal with this jerk." She restrains him and leads him away with the others to be alone with him. The other two Rosechus think it’s "cute" that they pretend to not be a couple.

Bubbles and Blake agree to have a romantic epilogue under a pier after she finds the Sonichu Ball. Unfortunately for Blake, [[Silvana]] takes the form of Bubbles so she can rape him just for laughs. Bubbles finds the Sonichu Ball, but not in time to save Blake. Silvana then transforms into Blake and tries to have sex with Bubbles. Magi-chan warns her first and then the two fight. Silvana just teleports away though.

===[[Sonichu 9#Episode 20: CWC-Defense|CWC-Defense]]===

Bubbles and Blake are shown a Group of PuniSlavs on the beach, in which Bubbles uses some sort of electrically charged tidal wave to destroy her enemies. Moments later, she and Blake make out, showing that she apparently forgives Blake for having sex with a hermaphrodite in the previous issue.

== [[Love Quest]] ==

She's sexually attracted by Blake and wanted to have sex with him under a pier but Silvana got there first, disguising herself as Bubbles. In spite of this, she still adores Blake, never questioning how he managed to let his libido mask the fact that Silvana was a fake. Despite what most would consider a [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|critical lapse of judgment]] capable of ruining a relationship, she still married [[Blake]] on July 4th 2009.<ref>[[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC]]</ref> Since Chris is a jerk, we're given no information about the wedding or the events leading up to it.

==Gallery==

<center>
<gallery>
Image:262-ACBubbles.jpg
Image:263-ACBubblesBck.jpg
Image:265-YuBubbles.jpg|"Bubble Rosechu" in a ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' card
Image:266-Bubbles.jpg|Apparently Chris is too lazy to give many poses to this character.
Image:IvysBubbles to Blake.jpg|Bubbles, as depicted by [[Ivy]].
Image:Some Bubbly pun by the.jpg

</gallery>
</center>

==References==

<references />

{{Sonichu}}
{{CWCipedia|chris=Bubbles Rosechu}}

[[Category:Characters]]

Punchy Sonichu

2010-10-28T01:30:57Z

Magi-chan: Punchy is really just Knuckles

[[Image:Punchy.jpg|thumb|Punchy Sonichu as he appears in [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]]]]
[[File:ModNation Punchy.jpg|thumb|Punchy in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'']]

'''Punchy Sonichu''' (Japanese プンチソニクチュ) is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]] that formed from eggs released by the [[Chaotic Rainbow]] as a result of the collision between Super [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and a [[Pikachu]]. He is a Fighting/Electric type [[Pokémon]]. He has stated that he is very attracted to [[Angelica]], but ended up paired with [[Layla]], whom Chris has drawn giving him a blowjob. Punchy is often considered to be a [[racist]] Asian stereotype due to his [[Wikipedia:Epicanthic fold|slanted eyes]] and martial arts upbringing, although his eyes may be based on the fighting Pokémon [[Wikipedia:Hitmonlee|Hitmonlee]]. Chris denies that Punchy is of Asian origin.<ref>[[Mailbag_6#Asian people call Chris out on Punchy|Mailbag 6]]</ref>

However, the eyes seem to have been altered in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], where he looks like all the other Sonic recolors. Punchy is also a shitty [[Wikipedia:Knuckles the Echidna|Knuckles]] knockoff (note the spikes on his gloves/fists), which makes one wonder why he isn’t an "Electric Echidna Pokémon". He is a combination of 3 characters:

*[[Knuckles]]
*[[Pikachu]]
*[[Pokémon|Hitmonlee]]

Because Punchy is one of Chris's remotely amusing OCs due to the blatant [[racism]] of his design, he is a favorite amongst [[trolls]].

Punchy is also billed as a "master of [[Random-access humor|random-access humor]]" (which is to say he supposedly has the same shitty sense of humor as Chris), but he has not actually demonstrated this trait even once in the comics, and it has only once surfaced in one video, [[SonichuBabies]]. This in contrast to [[Wild]], who has done so several times.<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_3/Page_3 Issue 3, Page 3]</ref><ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_6 Issue 9, Page 6</ref>
==Comic appealances==
===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]===

Punchy's Sonee egg lands in a [[Wikipedia:Dojo|Dōjō]] where Master [[Excel-Saga|Nabe]] is teaching his student [[List_of_Sonichu_characters#Mypoe|Mypoe]] to fight. After hatching, Mypoe challenges Punchy, who is still in his infantile [[Sonee]] form. She rips his tail off and this angers him into evolving quickly. He uppercuts her so hard that she flies through the ceiling and into the sky. Chris would clarify years later that Mypoe "survived the trip; she landed into a pile of hay in a wagon right by her house far from the Dojo."<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Punchy_Sonichu Punchy Sonichu on CWCipedia]</ref>

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]===

[[Image:SchuPunchyRacistLips.jpg|thumb|Look at those lips: you just know he's Asian]]

While Punchy rocks into the air as part of his martial arts training, his claws accidentally collide with [[Blake]]'s hoverboard which causes Punchy to hitch a ride by accident. He eventually falls off and crashes into a tree where he meets the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members. He compliments [[Angelica]] on her flowers, neglecting to point out her oversized tits. This is likely the beginning of his infatuation with her. They all beat up Blake until his [[Jason Kendrick Howell|head is bleeding]] all over the grass.

===[[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]]===

Punchy and the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members are teleported into action by Chris. He has no speaking lines here because Chris can’t be bothered to give any of his characters a personality.

===[[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]===

While everyone is pretending to worry about [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(character)|Crystal]], Punchy thinks to himself “I’m missing my Samurai Pizza Cats.” When the girls start talking about [[Bionic the Hedgehog]]’s basketball abilities, [[Wild]] and Punchy act like jealous bitches. Punchy thinks women should be more impressed by his brute strength than Bionic’s athletic talent.

When [[Patti]] remarks on how sweet Chris is, Punchy tells her what an ass-kisser she is.

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spling Blake]]===

Here, Punchy reveals his feelings for [[Angelica]] to Wild. He says he doesn’t know how to ask a girl out and is too afraid to make the first move. Wild then informs him that the [[CWCville]] University is offering a [[Dating Education]] course. This excites Punchy, who insists on signing up for it as soon as possible.

===[[Sonichu 9|Dating Education]]===

In this story, Punchy goes to the CWCville University to learn how to date. The teacher fixes Punchy up with [[Layla]], whom he falls in love with. [[Reginald Sneasel]] tries to sabotage their relationship, but fails. Using his totally awesome [[Prower|motorcycle with a sidecar]], he takes Layla on his first date to the classiest place in CWCville - [[McDonald's]].

===Episode 20===

Punchy, Wild, and Reginald Sneasel all get laid immediately after Dating Ed (probably on the [[third date]]). Punchy supposedly has a hangover at the beginning of this episode despite the fact that drinking was illegal in CWCville two seconds ago. Worth noting that in Virginia, being sober (which Layla was, since she didn't have such a hangover) and having sex with someone who's drunk counts as rape.

== Rove Quest ==

Punchy had a major hard-on for [[Angelica]], but then after meeting [[Layla]] he forgot all about her, probably realizing Angelica wasn't going to put out as quickly as Layla would. Turns out Punchy was wrong as Angelica is a dirty slut for Reginald Sneasel.

"[[Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark]]" reveals that either Layla likes it rough in the sack or Punchy gets off on smacking her around.

== Prower, the Motorbike of Fail ==

: ''Main article: [[Prower]]''

According to [[CWCipedia]], Punchy's aforementioned totally awesome motorcycle, [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Prower]], doubles as a ninja [[Transformers|Autobot]] with "Razor-Sharp Choppin' Hands, Shuriken Stars and holographic images." This makes Punchy a "Sharp close-bot attacker," as well as yet another manifestation of Chris's rampant plagiarism.

==Garrely==

<center>
<gallery>
Image:272-ACPunchy.jpg
Image:273-ACPunchyBck.jpg
Image:274PunchyCard.jpg
Image:275-YuPunchy.jpg
Image:Punchylaylalove.jpg|[[Punchy]] rearry roves to wear radies rengerie.
Image:Punchylaylalove2.jpg|Punchy rearry rike browjob!!!
Image:ProwerBot.jpg
Image:ProwerVehicle2.jpg
Image:ProwerVehicle.jpg
Image:276-Punchy.jpg
</gallery>
</center>

==Lefelences==

{{CWCipedia|chris=Punchy Sonichu}}

<references />
{{Hedgehog Boys}}
{{Not_Jerks}}
{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]

Dog

2010-10-18T03:03:55Z

Magi-chan: Redirected page to Patti Chandler

#REDIRECT [[Patti Chandler]]

Mailbag 2

2010-10-17T02:24:01Z

Magi-chan: /* Sonichu's Job */

__NOTOC__
'''Mailbag 2''' is the second batch of fanmail placed on the [[CWCipedia]] for [[Chris]] to answer and censor to his heart's content. It was created on 20 [[November 2009]].

Chris, ever the epitome of laziness, failed to answer several of the e-mails sent to him on the 20th, letting them slide until the 21st. Highlights of this mailbag include him removing an offer to make a [[Sonichu]] fan game, calling a doctor's medical knowledge an "opinion", and falling back on the old "standing to play [[Guitar Hero]] is exercise" argument.

==Answered==
===This looks shopped===
[[Image:Emmy.jpg|thumb|Over 9000 hours in MSPaint]]
{{quoteboxred|From: Emmanuelle Bardot <emmymignon@googlemail.com>
Hi! I send this to Chris but I am not sure he saw it? It is my (bad) attempt to draw myself as [[Rosechu]]! I enclose original picture as well, so Chris can try too if he feel like it!

Love from Dijon, France!

Emmy xxx 
[http://i49.tinypic.com/xp22o1.jpg][http://i46.tinypic.com/2ci8poz.jpg]}}
{{quotebox|Well, that is a nice picture of you, Emmanuelle. And you did a fair job on the drawn additions. Thank you. --ChrisChanSonichu 05:51, 21 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Sonichu's Job===
{{quoteboxred|From: [[Wikipedia:Family Matters|Laura Winslow]] <[[Wikipedia:List_of_Tom_and_Jerry_characters#Mammy_Two_Shoes|mammy2shoes]]@gmail.com>
Dear Chris,

My name is James and I am using my mom's e-mail to write you a fan letter. I am 9 years old. I like football, mario, candy, and sonichu and sometimes draw him in class. The other kids sometimes make fun of me and say sonichu is a ripoff and drawn by a retarded person, but I think that they are wrong. One time I drew sonichu holding hands with rosechu on my desk and had to stay after school to wipe it off. The pink smeared together with the yellow and now my papers stick to my desk! I invinted it. There is a retarded person in my class that I am friends with sometimes, he screams and yells a lot but he likes sonichu too.

I wish you could draw a thousand pages a day!!!!!!

Does sonichu have a job?

Sincerely,

James}}
{{quotebox|Thank you for yours and your friends patronage. Sonichu's job is protecting and maintaing peace in Cwcville; [[Monthly tugboat|he gets his income and housings from me/the mayor's office]]. He also helps other people; rescuings, saving lives, lawn mowings and other kind favors. --ChrisChanSonichu 05:51, 21 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Gregg Mays strikes again!===
{{quoteboxred|From: [[Gregg Mays]] <greggmays@gmail.com>

You know what I think you be really great, you should work on a new comic series.
It should be more mature and stuff! I would really like that.}}
{{quotebox|I will take that into consideration.}}

===In which Chris insults someone who drew a picture for him===
[[Image:FavorDaStraights.jpg|thumb|Favor them.]]
{{quoteboxred|From: Redmond Marbury <regexis@gmail.com>
Hey man!

I just wanted to congratulate you on your comic; it's really, really good. I'm a bit worried, though. 'Cause I've sent you fan e-mails to your regular e-mail address and you've never replied, so I'm not sure if you'll end up replying to this one too.

Anyway, my question is this:

How much time do you spend on each comic page? I mean, with your now regular updates, it might be called your 'full time job', but since it's not making you any money (YET :D), some might argue that it's actually taking time away from you finding a job and whatnot, and making it less likely that you'll get a job. What do you think of this? Are you worried?

Thanks for your years of entertaining comics, Chris!

-Red

[http://i46.tinypic.com/xdgsrc.jpg (I've attached my fan-mail that I sent your e-mail as well. I hope you like it. It took me over a hundred hours in Microsoft Paint to draw, and I added a message that I feel both you and I can agree on. :) )]}}
{{quotebox|Firstly, I got your image in my mailbox; while I thank you for your fanart, No Offense, but I do not appreciate Sonichu drawn looking [[Autism|retarded]]; I feel it grinds my gears a bit.

I spend an hour at the most on drawing a page; half-hour for coloring that page; sometimes longer depending on the thought process. I am not worried; I am doing well, thank you.
--ChrisChanSonichu 05:51, 21 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Hamsty is awesome===
{{quoteboxred|From: [[Vivian Gee|Hamsty the Hamster]] <hamstythehamster@gmail.com>

You should include a hamster in your comic. That is all.}}
''While Chris left this letter in the mailbag, he never responded to it. He later responded to [[Mailbag 7#The Rosechus are totally diverse and stuff|other]] [[Mailbag 17#Hamsty tackles the hard issues|letters]] from Hamsty.

===Magi-Chan's independence===
{{quoteboxred|From: Zachery Newton <valuablemoney@hotmail.com>
Christian Weston Chandler I can not possibly ever expres my TRUE and Honost gratitude to you. Your comics have changed my life, before I found sonichu I was a filthy low life [[Jerkop|security gaurd]]. I smoke, I drank and worst of all I was a... [[Homo]]. But upoun finding sonichu I learned the error of my ways and now and smoke and drink free. Best of all I am STRAIGHT, yup, nothing but boobies and [[China|vaginas]] for me. Thank you CWC and I wish you well in your Love quest.

Also I was wondering somthing, Im a big fan of [[Magi-Chan|magi-chan]] and I was wondering if mabye sometime he could go off on his own adventures kinda like Cleveland did when he went from [[Family Guy|family guy]] to the Cleveland Show.

Peace,

Zachery Edwin Newton}}
{{quotebox|Magi-Chan is an independent character; he does have his own adventures and such already. Thank you. --ChrisChanSonichu 05:51, 21 November 2009 (CET)}}

===On the Sonichu remake===
{{quoteboxred|From: Gabriel Monteiro <gabmonteiro9389@hotmail.com>
Hello, Mr. Chandler o/

I see that you have added [[Fan:Sonichu Remake|my vision of the Sonichu pages]] in your favorites Gallery, on [[deviantArt|Deviant Art]]. ( http://gabmonteiro9389.deviantart.com/ ) I'd like to say this is a great honor for me, and to ask of you some criticism and comments on them, if it's no asking to much. Like, what was your favorite page, or favorite frame. It would be a honor for me to hear more form you on that matter. Thank you so much for favoriting my work. I look forward for more of the 20th episode of Sonichu on your oficial site, the CWCipedia! Best of luck for you.

Ps.: I'm also a honest, good male and looking for a girlfriend and I currently live in South America.}}
{{quotebox|My pleasure. I liked 0-13 the best; it really reflects what Rosechu was thinking about before she wandered back home. Your drawing skill is great; thank you for your homage. --ChrisChanSonichu 05:51, 21 November 2009 (CET)}}

===The Guitar Hero workout===
{{quoteboxred|From: [[Wikipedia:Rocky IV|Ivan Drago]] <sentientmachine11@gmail.com>
Hey Chris,

I was wondering how you maintain that chiseled physique of yours. I've been trying my whole life and i don't think that I'll be able to reach the level of you have obtained. What protein shakes do you drink? Any creatine supplemts? how much can you benchpress? Any advice would be great.

Thank you advance.

Sincerely,

Ivan Drago}}
{{quotebox|I do not drink protein shakes or creatine supplements. Eat less cow meat; Grilled Chicken is healthier. Vegetables and Fruit are a must; Walking or Jogging is great exercise daily. Standing helps too; play some [[Guitar Hero]] on Guitar, you have to stand while playing, and move a bit for fun and movement. --ChrisChanSonichu 05:51, 21 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Video games===
{{quoteboxred|From: Jessica Lindon <jessielindon@gmail.com>
Hi Chris, I'm really happy that CWCipedia started up this fan mail bag! It's really interesting to see your replies to all your fan's questions. Anyway, I know you're a busy man so I'll get right to my question - As a serious gamer, how do you decide which games to buy? Is there specific aspects that appeal to you? I'm really curious.

Hope to see more Sonichu adventures & Youtube videos soon!

<nowiki>:]</nowiki> }}
{{quotebox|I decide in a combination of high ratings, type of game be it adventure, racing, puzzle or others (Sports titles do not really thrill me). --ChrisChanSonichu 05:51, 21 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Another stupid crossover===
{{quoteboxred|From: Rob <bubbajimjones@gmail.com>
Hello Christian, long time fan here! I am so glad you are updating more frequently :D. I just wanted to know if you and Sonichu and the gang have ever met the Mario Brothers. I was wondering if you could get to the mushroom kingdom from CWCville. If so, would you use a warp-pipe, or is there maybe a monorail?

Thanks for reading,

Robert C.}}
{{quotebox|I'm not sure on that idea, but I will take it under consideration. Thank you. --ChrisChanSonichu 05:51, 21 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Dodging questions===
{{quoteboxred|From: Maria Angelica Peres Lopez <mariapetite1990@hotmail.com>
Hello Chris,

I've been following your adventures so far and I wanted to ask you a question that have been bugged me since I read all your story.

Once you found your sweetheart from the ground-up and have you daughter [[Crystal]], what's going to happen next in your life? Do you have a "Plan B" if by casuality or accident this never happens?

Keep working hard on the comic, it's good to see a daily update.

Kisses, Maria}}
{{quotebox|I will cross those bridges and make those decisions when I come to them appropriately. --ChrisChanSonichu 05:51, 21 November 2009 (CET)}}

===In which Chris acts superior to an experienced Doctor===
{{Email|From: Michael Parker <mp53718@gmail.com>
Hello,
My name is Dr. Michael Parker. I am a pediatrician oncologist, so I work with a lot of children with cancer. The children love to read your comics (after I screen them for "Honest content" first, of course). I really wish you would update more so that the children would be able to have their days brightened that much more often.

Also, I am not sure you understand what [[Asperger's]] is. You mention that it is not similar to [[Autism]], but this is incorrect. Asperger's is actually a form of Autism. I work with many children with both disorders, and I can assure you that they are very similar.

Sincerely,

Dr. Michael Parker}}
{{quotebox|Well, I respect you having your own opinion, but I disagree still. I feel the "similarity" issue really grinds my gears, and I close my mind on the topic. Thank you for your support. --ChrisChanSonichu 05:51, 21 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Keeping lesbians straight===
{{Email|From: Meg Gray <margaretwgray@live.com>
Mr. Christian C.,
I am so pleased to see you are answering the emails from the CWCipedia readers. I had two questions:
1. I am unfortunately being attracted by a young female and I too am a female. I know you have suggested watching the STRAIGHT pornography to help stay on the STRAIGHT path, but I am not allowed to have the pornography in my house. How can I stay on the Straight Path?

2. I am wondering if you are still taken! :) Is it true that you have a delightful sweet girlfriend?

Sincerely Meg Gray
18 years old}}
{{quotebox|Pick up some Teen Magazines addressed to women with pictures of men in it. Look at MEN more often, in real life, on TV, in Movies, Magazines; anywhere.

No, I am still single. And to correct the misunderstanding, the [[Liquid Chris|IMPOSTOR]] married [[Kacey]]; not me.
--ChrisChanSonichu 05:51, 21 November 2009 (CET)}}

===In-depth answers===
{{Email|From: Maria Morris <sweetie.maria@live.com>
Hello, Mr. Chandler! I have been reading your comics for a while now, and I'm glad that you've been making more frequent updates lately. Me and all the other fans have been waiting a long time for more pages, and we're dying to see what happens next! Can't wait for your update today.

Now, I wanted to ask a few questions, since I see you've answered a few in your fan mail section already:

1) What do you think about [[Fan:Chris Gets Laid|fan]] [[Fan:The Death of Sonichu|fiction]]? I know that you show the good [[:Category:Fan art|fan art]] that is sent to you on Cwcipedia, but have you ever read and liked anything written about Sonichu? I'm thinking of making a Sonichu fic myself, but I want to have your permission to write it before starting.

2) What is your opinion on people supporting relationships that aren't "canon", like [[Blake]] x Rosechu instead of Sonichu x Rosechu or Blake x [[Bubbles]]?

3) Do you listen to any [[Chris and music|music]] while you draw the comics? I find that music is a big inspiration for me, personally.

4) Have you ever met any foreign fans? If Sonichu were to be commercially released, what international markets would you want it to be available in?

That's all the questions I have for you for now. I hope that you have a pleasant evening!

xoxo,

Maria}}
{{quotebox|1) Fanfics are okay; you may as long as you reference that I am the original creator at the beginning of the story. 2)No opinion, and it's okay for those people to have their own perceptions or ideas. 3)Yes. 4)Yes; everywhere.

You stay safe too.
--ChrisChanSonichu 05:51, 21 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Chris on comic books===
{{Email|From: Charlie Pressley <cdiddles@gmail.com>
Hi, I've been reading your comic for a while, and I've been really excited by
the prospect of an update being given every day. A steady schedule makes
reading it more rewarding, and I assume may increase readership of your series.

My question, as a big fan of comics in general, is how do you feel about comics
as a medium? I know it's been your primary outlet for your Sonichu narrative,
but I'm curious as to how much comics mean to you. Do you read a lot of comics?
If so, what are your favorites? Which have influenced your work on Sonichu the
most?

Thanks for the hard work,

-CDiddles}}
{{quotebox|I feel it is good, because it still allows the artist to create to their own well-drawn style and visions. I have read a lot of comics. I like Sonic the Hedgehog Comics, and I also like the DC and Marvel superheroes. Sonic and Pok'emon I'd say, but there are a LOT of influences aside from those as well. --ChrisChanSonichu 05:51, 21 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Holidays with the Chandlers===
{{Email|From: faerieangellilly@aol.com>
HAY CHRIS!!

A few questions; if I may:
- Since the holidays are around the corner, how does the Chandler household celebrate Thanksgiving and Christmas? Whats on your Christmas wish-list?
- Whats the scariest videogame you ever played? }}
{{quotebox|We celebrate like normal; a decorated tree, get-together, remembering Jesus and all. A PSP Go. Fatal Frame. --ChrisChanSonichu 00:28, 22 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Chris dispenses helpful advice===
{{Email|From: nosrebma@aol.com>
Hi, I'm Amber Son, and I'd like to ask couple of things about you and Sonichu! I'm exited that I can finally talk to you, original Christian Weston Chandler himself!

What kind of mind can create something like that? I've always wondered that! Does it take a special mind to create something like Sonichu? He really is something unique, and so are you!

Can you tell me, how do you make your drawings? Do you have any special tricks to it? What do you think makes a good drawing?

Also I've seen your videos, and you seem to be really strong and healthy person! What kind of tips would you give about [[Chris and health|health]] and exerice? Do you have somekind of special diet?

Thank you already! You seem to be busy man with lot to do, so I hope you can have time to answer my questions :)

- Amber Son }}
{{quotebox|Thank you; it takes only a creative mind, and a lot of people have that. Nothing special, but I have taken a lot of art classes in my lifetime. Heart and soul make great art. Walking or jogging daily is always good; go for grilled chicken as the meat, and plenty of vegetables. --ChrisChanSonichu 00:28, 22 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Sonichu comic shit no one cares about===
{{Email|From: Cad Earnest <goldorthegold@yahoo.co.uk>>
Hey Chris I enjoy reading your comic and am a fan of your work. I would like to ask about two things about the comic.

First of all I noticed you explained that when the Pikachu and Super Sonic crashed into each other the rainbow sent Sonichu and the eggs into the past dependant on how old they are. however DJ [[jamsta]] is the oldest sonichu who is at least 21 years and [[Lolisa]] is the oldest Rosechu at least 20 years old, so they must have been sent back further in time than febuary 1989.

When Rosechu named herself when Kel said she was as "beautiful as a rose" to quote the comic.At that point in time Lolisa would have been around for 2 years already she could'nt have not named what she was in that time?

In short how come the oldest Sonichu(Jamsta) and the oldest Rosechu(Lolisa) were not the ones to name the species of pokemon that they are?

My second question is shorter. Giovanni was in the early comics and the newest one, trying to stop Sonichu. As we know Giovanni specialises in ground pokemon.

Why didn't Giovanni use any ground types against Sonichu especially considering his Nidoking and Nidoqueen are both resistant to Sonichu's fighting type attacks as well as immune to electric? }}
{{quotebox|Yes, that is correct. Jamsta and Lolisa hatched somewhere private, and their species was not classified with the Professors until about 1990. He did not have his Pok'eBalls with him at those times; they were kept in his Gym at all times. --ChrisChanSonichu 00:33, 22 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Random ass-kissing===
{{Email|From: jakk <jakkbear@gmail.com>
HELLO MR CHANDLER!!!!!!

i have ENJOYED your comix over the years and as we say

GOOD JOB!!

i am a tru fan! please update a lot!!!!

- sincerly, jakk }}
{{quotebox|Thank you, may you have a blessed and safe day. --ChrisChanSonichu 00:33, 22 November 2009 (CET)}}

==Gone Forever==
===Mail scam===
{{quoteboxred|From: tiffany william <ak12@cecenet.org>
Dear Beloved In Christ,

With Due Respect and Humanity, I was compelled to write to you under a
humanitarian ground.

My name is Mrs. Tiffany William. I was born in Baltimore , Maryland , I am
married to Mr. David William director J.C Industries Cote d'Ivoire.We were
married for 36 years without a child. He died after a Cadiac Arteries Operation.

And Recently, My Doctor told me that I would not last for the next six months
due to my cancer problem (cancer of the lever and stroke).

Before my husband died last year there is this sum $2.8 Million Dollars that he
deposited in a bank here In Ivory Coast. Presently this money is still in the
bank.

Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to any good God fearing
brother or sister that will utilize this fund the way I am going to instruct
herein. I want somebody that will use this fund according to the desire of my
late. Husband to help less privileged people, orphanages, widows and propagating
the word of God.

I took this decision because I don’t have any child that will inherit this fund,
And I don’t want in away where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This
is why I am taking this decision to hand you over this Fund.

I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I want you to always
remember me in your daily prayers because of my up coming Cancer Surgery.

Write back as soon as possible any delay in your reply will give me room in
sourcing another person for this same purpose, hoping to read from you ASAP.

God bless you as you listing to the voice of reasoning,

Mrs. Tiffany William.}}

===Fangame===
{{quoteboxred|From: Jake Matthews <sonicfan337@yahoo.com>
Hello Christopher,

I am planning on making a game based on your series "Sonichu".

This will be a fan made game and NO money will be made from it, and you will retain all copyrights for the characters.
I will be working with one other person on this project. We send you this message seeking your blessing on this project, and also wonder if you could maybe do some voice work for it. Please send any questions or comments on the project to this email address.

Sincerely,

Jake Matthews}}

{{Mailbag}}

Family Guy

2010-10-17T02:13:21Z

Magi-chan: /* The Chrisode */

[[Image:Herbert (Family Guy).JPG|thumb|Chris's favorite Family Guy character, [[Pedofork|Herbert]]. ''Get your fat ass back here!'']]

''[[Family Guy]]'' is an animated sitcom known for basing most of its jokes around pop-cultural references, which is interesting considering [[Chris]] rips it off so much in his comics.

The series is also the inspiration for Chris's infamous ''[[Ghostbusters]]'' [[Sonichu_7#The_Family_Guy_.22Skitch.22|"skitch"]] that appeared in ''[[Sonichu 7]]'' and introduced the one-off appearance of his character [[Sammy]], a creation that was a mix between Chris and Peter Griffin (srsly, and you thought his mix of him and [[Sonichu]] was bad!). Chris had hoped that the creator of ''Family Guy'', [[Wikipedia:Seth MacFarlane|Seth MacFarlane]], could possibly use his sketch in a future episode, but he unfortunately didn't realize MacFarlane is quite capable of making unfunny, plagiarized, boring shit on his own.

==Influence on Chris==
[[Image:Meg 08-10-2009.jpg|thumb|Chris's declaration of intention regarding [[Megan Schroeder|Meg]].]]

Chris has variously expressed fanaticism for the series and watches it regularly. It can be inferred from this that the show's frequent use of [[random-access humor|non-sequitur, referential humor]] has bolstered Chris's belief that reproducing (or at least deriving) themes, motifs and characters from other works makes for legitimate, original art and has influenced his muddled understanding of [[parody]].

Also significant is his [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|citing of ''Family Guy'']] as material that endorses [[homos|homophobia]], having completely misinterpreted what was a not-so-subtle jab at the prejudice in an episode. As the series often deals with issues of bigotry and other social taboos in a manner which to most would constitute unsubtle, perhaps even ham-fisted, irony, the question is raised as to what other messages from the show Chris takes at face value.

One of the best examples of Chris's misunderstandings of the show is Chris's referencing of a scene in which Stewie quotes the Bible to prove that gay marriage is wrong, the joke being that Stewie himself is ambiguously gay, making his quoting of the Bible hypocritical. This joke obviously soared over Chris's head, and even now, Chris references that scene to prove that being gay is wrong. What's even more ridiculous is the fact that Chris seems to have not heard of any specific parts of the Bible that condemn homosexuality, despite being a supposedly devout Christian his entire life, until it was spelled out in an animated comedy series.

It is notable that Seth MacFarlane holds almost the complete opposite beliefs to Chris — he is liberal, atheist, supports gay marriage, believes in gay rights, and has hinted at drug use. The irony is nearly painful. [[Jack Thaddeus]] once purchased ad space on [[CWCipedia]] to display an ad banner announcing MacFarlane's support for gay rights; Chris was mortally offended and demanded the ad's removal.

Chris lifts lines and phrases from the show in conversation, perhaps unconsciously. He's been heard spouting the wacky phrase, "In da eaaaaggghh!", probably referring to an episode where Meg and her boyfriend take an abstinence pledge, and are discovered by Lois having ear sex. When he's angry — in the [[Father Call]], in [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]], in the e-mail that accompanied the [[sports bra photo series]] — Chris often declares that a person or situation "grinds his gears," which was Peter Griffin's stock saying in [[Wikipedia:Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story|''Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story'']].

==Similarities with ''Family Guy''==
[[Image:Peter Weston Griffen.JPG|thumb|The impostor!]]

While very likely unintentional, since it is highly doubtful that Seth MacFarlane knows of Chris's existence, there are a few instances of similarity from Chris's work with ''Family Guy''.

The first few minutes of "[[Wikipedia:Road to Germany|Road to Germany]]," when Mort Goldman looks desperately for a bathroom, only to accidentally go into Stewie's new time machine, is strikingly similar to the ''[[Ghostbusters]]'' skitch.<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville//SchuComic8P5.htm Ghostbusters "skitch"]</ref>

Likewise, many trolls noticed how uncanny Peter Griffin in the episode "[[Wikipedia:Three Kings (Family Guy)|Three Kings]]" was wearing a shirt very similar to one of Chris's [[Chris and fashion|trademark shirts]]. However, the shirt was originally featured in the 1986 film, [[Wikipedia:Stand by Me (film)|''Stand by Me'']], on which this segment of "Three Kings" was based.<ref>[http://www.breakfastclubquotes.com/images/StandByMe1.jpg TCM advert for Stand by Me]</ref>

In the episode "[[Wikipedia:Family Goy|Family Goy]]," Peter falls in love with a cardboard cutout of [[Kimmi|Kathy Ireland]] and later [[Sex tape|has sex with said cutout]].

Another episode features a plot centered around the characters making a conscious effort to treat Meg better (a point of contention Chris has always had with the series). This seems mostly coincidence, except for a sequence where Peter performs as a male stripper dressed like a police officer. His stripper name? ... "[[Officer Nasty]]."

==Controversy==
A majority of the show is based off its shock appeal, and has sparked several debates with parental groups over TV. Despite claiming to be a "family man", Chris believes that it is okay, even ''beneficial'', for parents to show their children ''Family Guy'' at extremely young and impressionable ages. But only under parental supervision! This is despite the show's notoriety for its onslaught of sex jokes, violence, and language. The jokes would fly right over any kid's head, yet Chris believes that kids would find the show so hilarious that they'd even quote it. Most kids would find the show uninteresting, if only for the fact that they wouldn't get ''any'' of the jokes, most of which are lewd.

==Chris and Meg==

{{Quote|Megan thanks me very much for my compliments I gave a lot of, and we hang out throughout the episode (I hope she has turned Eighteen by the time I get there, so this can be a really good story).|Chris, on what makes a story [[China|really good]].<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Family_Guy Cwcipedia page on Family Guy]</ref>}}[[Image:Chris&Meg.jpg|thumb|The depths of Chris's mind. Notice that Meg is the dominant one.]]

[[Image:ChrisChanfamilyguy.jpg|thumb|Chris's welcome page as of 9 October 2009]]
Chris has a crush on [[Meg Griffin]] (a cartoon character, for those keeping track at home). However, what Chris doesn't seem to understand is that a good portion of the show's "humor" is intended to come at the expense of Meg Griffin. She is mostly portrayed as fat, unlikeable and ugly (sound familiar?) and given very few lines in episodes. Despite her portrayal, Chris has developed feelings for her, perhaps finding a kindred spirit in another person whose only use seems to be to entertain the masses by being constantly mistreated by the world at large (that or her name just reminds him of [[Megan Schroeder|someone...]]). Although she is [[pedofork|underage]], Chris has sought porn of her, going so far as to assimilate it into his comics (see [[:Image:Chrischantraced2.jpg|here]]).

On 8 [[October 2009]], he commented on a [[YouTube]] clip from the episode "[[Wikipedia:Road to the Multiverse|Road to the Multiverse]]" depicting a hot alternate-universe Meg, lamenting that if only MacFarlane let Meg turn eighteen that CWC would "be all over her sweet pussy and breasts."<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDy-LEpQapQ</ref>

It is unknown what his opinion of Meg is following all the "nasty-ass" sex she had with the [[niggo]] Jerome in the episode "[[Wikipedia:Jerome Is the New Black|Jerome Is the New Black]]".

In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris went and inserted Meg into the comic, [[Chris and his ego|having her compliment Chris on the comic]]. In turn, Chris defends Meg's "honor" by beating up a guy who insults the two of them. He then kisses Meg, cheating on his future wife [[Lovely Weather]]. Ironically, if Meg likes Chris, this means the rest of the Griffin family hates him. However, he revealed this to be [[Silvana]] in disguise, though to what purpose remains to be seen.

==Chris's message to Seth MacFarlane==
On 5 [[June 2009]], [[The Miscreants]] special ops agent [[Bryan Bash]] hacked into Chris's YouTube account and found a message Chris sent to ''Family Guy'' creator Seth MacFarlane via his YouTube account.

{{quotebox|Hello Seth,

I am a long-time Family Guy Fan. I have purchased the Blu-Ray of [[Wikipedia:Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy|your Calvacade]]; I enjoyed all but the homosexual and dick jokes (I detest the [[homos]] very strongly). For your next bunch of 50 or so videos, please do more breast and vagina jokes.

Also, in Family Guy, PLEASE give [[Meg Griffin|Megan]] more respect, because she IS VERY BEATIFUL in my perspective, and she truly deserves MORE Positive attention and less abuse. Give her an irreversable Love Potion or something yo give her the attention that she deserves for MULTIPLE SEASONS and MULTIPLE CONSISTANT episodes.

We LOVE Megan Marie Griffin.

Peace,

Christian Weston Chandler, creator of Sonichu and Rosechu at http://www.cwcville.com}}

==''The Cleveland Show''==
27 [[September 2009]] saw the debut of [[wikipedia:The Cleveland Show|''The Cleveland Show'']], a ''Family Guy'' spin-off that answered the question, "What would happen if we took a fairly bland supporting character on ''Family Guy'' and gave him his own show?" Naturally, it sounded like a solid gold idea to Chris, as he plugged the show heavily on one of his [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|Captain's Logs]]. The eager endorsement of the show by an [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|odorous]], [[muscle bra|bra]]-wearing [[The Creepy Stare|creepy-ass]] manchild is certainly much appreciated by the Fox network.

It would seem Chris may have been too hasty in his initial endorsement of the show. In a [[CWCipedia]] update on 11 [[December 2009]], after making several idiotic points about ''Family Guy'', his analysis of ''The Cleveland Show'' consisted simply of, "I do not care for all the dick jokes." This didn't stop him from buying the show's first season through the [[PlayStation Network]], though.

In another eerie coincidence, a recent episode revolved around a sex doll named [[Kimmi]].

On 22 [[March 2010]], Chris broke [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|his vow never to use the internet again]] after thirty-six hours to [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|complain]] about changes in the show's voice acting. He would continue his whining in [[Some Favored Comedians|a video about his favorite comedians]] [[May 2010|two months later]].

In an [[100_2279|October 2010]] video, Chris held up a DVD box set of the first season of The Cleveland Show and performed a terrible rendition of the show's themesong. According to Amazon.com this would cost just shy of $40. These DVDs may serve as a replacement for Chris's digital downloads of the show, which got wiped during his hard drive crash.

==The Chrisode==
[[Image:126052012913.jpg|thumb|Leaked concept sketches made by [[Trolls|Seth MacFarlane]] himself.]]
On [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009|9 December 2009]] Chris said that he'd heard rumors that Seth MacFarlane was planning on including him in a future ''Family Guy'' episode. This obviously fake news inflated [[Chris and his Ego|Chris's ego]] to [[Giant Penis Comic|gigantic proportions]], to the point where he felt the need to pitch an idea for the plot. Below is the plot he posted on the CWCipedia.

{{quotebox|I, Christian Weston Chandler, have described the story in a nutshell in my [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009|recent video]]. But to reiterate (the final story will be typed up then copied/pasted onto this page), The show opens on Megan going onto the [[Cwcipedia]] on her computer in her room, reading the latest page uploaded and enjoying it. Later, she sends a message for the [[Mailbag]], asking if I could come to Quahog for their upcoming Comic Book Convention to show off my work. I respond, "[[Rape|I just may, Meg]]. ;)" Then I later drive up to Quahog in [[Son-Chu|my car]] (debatable on the destination being the Comic Con or the Griffin House), either way, the Griffins greet and welcome me. Then I break out [[Homos#Evidence that Chris is a homo|my two]] [[Sonichu Balls|S-Chu Balls]], toss them and release [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]; more greetings. Megan thanks me very much for my compliments I gave a lot of, and we hang out throughout the episode ([[pedofork|I hope she has turned Eighteen]] by the time I get there, so this can be a really good story). For the [[Wikipedia:Subplot|"B" Story]], Brian gets a bit [[autism|antsy]] around the [[Sonichu_0#Episode_2:_.22Genesis_of_the_Lovehogs.22|Lovehogs]]' cuddlings, and he just could not help but ask them about how they maintain their relationship. And Sonichu and Rosechu tell Brian and help him find himself a new good girlfriend. **Suggestion to Seth, Let's Add a Smart, [[Patti-Chan|Sweet Girl Dog]] for Brian (Yes, SHE TALKS), as for breed, [[Chris and sex#Bestiality|I think any sexy breed]] (not a poodle; nothing against poodles, but I feel that a poodle might not work well for Brian).}}

At no point does Chris suggest anything that could possibly lead into a joke. Even if you don't like the show, you've got to admit that it's funnier than what he suggests.

==Chris's criticisms==
Although Chris loves ''Family Guy'', he has several ideas that he's certain would make the show much, much better. Most of his suggestions revolve around his infantile fears of [[homos|homosexuality]] and his sad ability to fall desperately in love with [[Julie|fictional women]]. Also: subtle hints of [[Chris and sex#Bestiality|bestiality]].

{{quotebox|Family Guy
-Megan does not deserve the abuse she gets. She is a Beautiful Girl, she is Very Smart, and she is the Oldest of the three children. So, Why.T.F. does Seth let most everyone treat her terribly? What is it about her that everyone is seeing to instinctively wail on her by default? WHAT and WHY?!

-Stewie should have let that tower fall on him; at least in the future scenario there, he Ended Up Straight.

-Chris finally got the best girlfriend he could ask for at the end of Season 6, Anna, so what happened to her between then and when Connie dated him in Season 7?

-While I can see Brain looking for the womanly qualities that he finds in the women he's dated, why does he not date female talking dogs who are That Pretty, Smart and all that?

-In "Road to Multiverse", in the "Robot Chicken" Universe, Stewie asks Seth Greene through Chris, "How does it feel to be on a Major Network for 30 Seconds?" Upon watching the video file on my PS3, the time in that universe was Only 20 Seconds Total, and there were NO additional portions of that scene in the version later shown on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim. Seth McFarline owes Seth Greene 10 Seconds and then some.

American Dad
-There should be More Stories starring Haley.

The Cleveland Show
-I do not care for all the dick jokes. }}

==See also==
{{CWCipedia}}

*[[Sammy]] - Chris's bastard love child creation of him combined with Peter Griffin.
*''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]''
*''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]''
*''[[South Park]]''

==Sources==
<references/>

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Family Guy|''Family Guy'']] at [[Wikipedia]]

[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]

Family Guy

2010-10-17T02:11:56Z

Magi-chan: /* The Chrisode */

[[Image:Herbert (Family Guy).JPG|thumb|Chris's favorite Family Guy character, [[Pedofork|Herbert]]. ''Get your fat ass back here!'']]

''[[Family Guy]]'' is an animated sitcom known for basing most of its jokes around pop-cultural references, which is interesting considering [[Chris]] rips it off so much in his comics.

The series is also the inspiration for Chris's infamous ''[[Ghostbusters]]'' [[Sonichu_7#The_Family_Guy_.22Skitch.22|"skitch"]] that appeared in ''[[Sonichu 7]]'' and introduced the one-off appearance of his character [[Sammy]], a creation that was a mix between Chris and Peter Griffin (srsly, and you thought his mix of him and [[Sonichu]] was bad!). Chris had hoped that the creator of ''Family Guy'', [[Wikipedia:Seth MacFarlane|Seth MacFarlane]], could possibly use his sketch in a future episode, but he unfortunately didn't realize MacFarlane is quite capable of making unfunny, plagiarized, boring shit on his own.

==Influence on Chris==
[[Image:Meg 08-10-2009.jpg|thumb|Chris's declaration of intention regarding [[Megan Schroeder|Meg]].]]

Chris has variously expressed fanaticism for the series and watches it regularly. It can be inferred from this that the show's frequent use of [[random-access humor|non-sequitur, referential humor]] has bolstered Chris's belief that reproducing (or at least deriving) themes, motifs and characters from other works makes for legitimate, original art and has influenced his muddled understanding of [[parody]].

Also significant is his [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|citing of ''Family Guy'']] as material that endorses [[homos|homophobia]], having completely misinterpreted what was a not-so-subtle jab at the prejudice in an episode. As the series often deals with issues of bigotry and other social taboos in a manner which to most would constitute unsubtle, perhaps even ham-fisted, irony, the question is raised as to what other messages from the show Chris takes at face value.

One of the best examples of Chris's misunderstandings of the show is Chris's referencing of a scene in which Stewie quotes the Bible to prove that gay marriage is wrong, the joke being that Stewie himself is ambiguously gay, making his quoting of the Bible hypocritical. This joke obviously soared over Chris's head, and even now, Chris references that scene to prove that being gay is wrong. What's even more ridiculous is the fact that Chris seems to have not heard of any specific parts of the Bible that condemn homosexuality, despite being a supposedly devout Christian his entire life, until it was spelled out in an animated comedy series.

It is notable that Seth MacFarlane holds almost the complete opposite beliefs to Chris — he is liberal, atheist, supports gay marriage, believes in gay rights, and has hinted at drug use. The irony is nearly painful. [[Jack Thaddeus]] once purchased ad space on [[CWCipedia]] to display an ad banner announcing MacFarlane's support for gay rights; Chris was mortally offended and demanded the ad's removal.

Chris lifts lines and phrases from the show in conversation, perhaps unconsciously. He's been heard spouting the wacky phrase, "In da eaaaaggghh!", probably referring to an episode where Meg and her boyfriend take an abstinence pledge, and are discovered by Lois having ear sex. When he's angry — in the [[Father Call]], in [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]], in the e-mail that accompanied the [[sports bra photo series]] — Chris often declares that a person or situation "grinds his gears," which was Peter Griffin's stock saying in [[Wikipedia:Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story|''Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story'']].

==Similarities with ''Family Guy''==
[[Image:Peter Weston Griffen.JPG|thumb|The impostor!]]

While very likely unintentional, since it is highly doubtful that Seth MacFarlane knows of Chris's existence, there are a few instances of similarity from Chris's work with ''Family Guy''.

The first few minutes of "[[Wikipedia:Road to Germany|Road to Germany]]," when Mort Goldman looks desperately for a bathroom, only to accidentally go into Stewie's new time machine, is strikingly similar to the ''[[Ghostbusters]]'' skitch.<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville//SchuComic8P5.htm Ghostbusters "skitch"]</ref>

Likewise, many trolls noticed how uncanny Peter Griffin in the episode "[[Wikipedia:Three Kings (Family Guy)|Three Kings]]" was wearing a shirt very similar to one of Chris's [[Chris and fashion|trademark shirts]]. However, the shirt was originally featured in the 1986 film, [[Wikipedia:Stand by Me (film)|''Stand by Me'']], on which this segment of "Three Kings" was based.<ref>[http://www.breakfastclubquotes.com/images/StandByMe1.jpg TCM advert for Stand by Me]</ref>

In the episode "[[Wikipedia:Family Goy|Family Goy]]," Peter falls in love with a cardboard cutout of [[Kimmi|Kathy Ireland]] and later [[Sex tape|has sex with said cutout]].

Another episode features a plot centered around the characters making a conscious effort to treat Meg better (a point of contention Chris has always had with the series). This seems mostly coincidence, except for a sequence where Peter performs as a male stripper dressed like a police officer. His stripper name? ... "[[Officer Nasty]]."

==Controversy==
A majority of the show is based off its shock appeal, and has sparked several debates with parental groups over TV. Despite claiming to be a "family man", Chris believes that it is okay, even ''beneficial'', for parents to show their children ''Family Guy'' at extremely young and impressionable ages. But only under parental supervision! This is despite the show's notoriety for its onslaught of sex jokes, violence, and language. The jokes would fly right over any kid's head, yet Chris believes that kids would find the show so hilarious that they'd even quote it. Most kids would find the show uninteresting, if only for the fact that they wouldn't get ''any'' of the jokes, most of which are lewd.

==Chris and Meg==

{{Quote|Megan thanks me very much for my compliments I gave a lot of, and we hang out throughout the episode (I hope she has turned Eighteen by the time I get there, so this can be a really good story).|Chris, on what makes a story [[China|really good]].<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Family_Guy Cwcipedia page on Family Guy]</ref>}}[[Image:Chris&Meg.jpg|thumb|The depths of Chris's mind. Notice that Meg is the dominant one.]]

[[Image:ChrisChanfamilyguy.jpg|thumb|Chris's welcome page as of 9 October 2009]]
Chris has a crush on [[Meg Griffin]] (a cartoon character, for those keeping track at home). However, what Chris doesn't seem to understand is that a good portion of the show's "humor" is intended to come at the expense of Meg Griffin. She is mostly portrayed as fat, unlikeable and ugly (sound familiar?) and given very few lines in episodes. Despite her portrayal, Chris has developed feelings for her, perhaps finding a kindred spirit in another person whose only use seems to be to entertain the masses by being constantly mistreated by the world at large (that or her name just reminds him of [[Megan Schroeder|someone...]]). Although she is [[pedofork|underage]], Chris has sought porn of her, going so far as to assimilate it into his comics (see [[:Image:Chrischantraced2.jpg|here]]).

On 8 [[October 2009]], he commented on a [[YouTube]] clip from the episode "[[Wikipedia:Road to the Multiverse|Road to the Multiverse]]" depicting a hot alternate-universe Meg, lamenting that if only MacFarlane let Meg turn eighteen that CWC would "be all over her sweet pussy and breasts."<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDy-LEpQapQ</ref>

It is unknown what his opinion of Meg is following all the "nasty-ass" sex she had with the [[niggo]] Jerome in the episode "[[Wikipedia:Jerome Is the New Black|Jerome Is the New Black]]".

In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris went and inserted Meg into the comic, [[Chris and his ego|having her compliment Chris on the comic]]. In turn, Chris defends Meg's "honor" by beating up a guy who insults the two of them. He then kisses Meg, cheating on his future wife [[Lovely Weather]]. Ironically, if Meg likes Chris, this means the rest of the Griffin family hates him. However, he revealed this to be [[Silvana]] in disguise, though to what purpose remains to be seen.

==Chris's message to Seth MacFarlane==
On 5 [[June 2009]], [[The Miscreants]] special ops agent [[Bryan Bash]] hacked into Chris's YouTube account and found a message Chris sent to ''Family Guy'' creator Seth MacFarlane via his YouTube account.

{{quotebox|Hello Seth,

I am a long-time Family Guy Fan. I have purchased the Blu-Ray of [[Wikipedia:Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy|your Calvacade]]; I enjoyed all but the homosexual and dick jokes (I detest the [[homos]] very strongly). For your next bunch of 50 or so videos, please do more breast and vagina jokes.

Also, in Family Guy, PLEASE give [[Meg Griffin|Megan]] more respect, because she IS VERY BEATIFUL in my perspective, and she truly deserves MORE Positive attention and less abuse. Give her an irreversable Love Potion or something yo give her the attention that she deserves for MULTIPLE SEASONS and MULTIPLE CONSISTANT episodes.

We LOVE Megan Marie Griffin.

Peace,

Christian Weston Chandler, creator of Sonichu and Rosechu at http://www.cwcville.com}}

==''The Cleveland Show''==
27 [[September 2009]] saw the debut of [[wikipedia:The Cleveland Show|''The Cleveland Show'']], a ''Family Guy'' spin-off that answered the question, "What would happen if we took a fairly bland supporting character on ''Family Guy'' and gave him his own show?" Naturally, it sounded like a solid gold idea to Chris, as he plugged the show heavily on one of his [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|Captain's Logs]]. The eager endorsement of the show by an [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|odorous]], [[muscle bra|bra]]-wearing [[The Creepy Stare|creepy-ass]] manchild is certainly much appreciated by the Fox network.

It would seem Chris may have been too hasty in his initial endorsement of the show. In a [[CWCipedia]] update on 11 [[December 2009]], after making several idiotic points about ''Family Guy'', his analysis of ''The Cleveland Show'' consisted simply of, "I do not care for all the dick jokes." This didn't stop him from buying the show's first season through the [[PlayStation Network]], though.

In another eerie coincidence, a recent episode revolved around a sex doll named [[Kimmi]].

On 22 [[March 2010]], Chris broke [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|his vow never to use the internet again]] after thirty-six hours to [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|complain]] about changes in the show's voice acting. He would continue his whining in [[Some Favored Comedians|a video about his favorite comedians]] [[May 2010|two months later]].

In an [[100_2279|October 2010]] video, Chris held up a DVD box set of the first season of The Cleveland Show and performed a terrible rendition of the show's themesong. According to Amazon.com this would cost just shy of $40. These DVDs may serve as a replacement for Chris's digital downloads of the show, which got wiped during his hard drive crash.

==The Chrisode==
[[Image:126052012913.jpg|thumb|Leaked concept sketches made by [[Trolls|Seth MacFarlane]] himself.]]
On [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009|9 December 2009]] Chris said that he'd heard rumors that Seth MacFarlane was planning on including him in a future ''Family Guy'' episode. This obviously fake news inflated [[Chris and his Ego|Chris's ego]] to [[Giant Penis Comic|gigantic proportions]], to the point where he felt the need to pitch an idea for the plot. Below is the plot he posted on the CWCipedia.

{{quotebox|I, Christian Weston Chandler, have described the story in a nutshell in my [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009|recent video]]. But to reiterate (the final story will be typed up then copied/pasted onto this page), The show opens on Megan going onto the [[Cwcipedia]] on her computer in her room, reading the latest page uploaded and enjoying it. Later, she sends a message for the [[Mailbag]], asking if I could come to Quahog for their upcoming Comic Book Convention to show off my work. I respond, "[[Rape|I just may, Meg]]. ;)" Then I later drive up to Quahog in [[Son-Chu|my car]] (debatable on the destination being the Comic Con or the Griffin House), either way, the Griffins greet and welcome me. Then I break out [[Homos#Evidence that Chris is a homo|my two S-Chu Balls]], toss them and release [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]; more greetings. Megan thanks me very much for my compliments I gave a lot of, and we hang out throughout the episode ([[pedofork|I hope she has turned Eighteen]] by the time I get there, so this can be a really good story). For the [[Wikipedia:Subplot|"B" Story]], Brian gets a bit [[autism|antsy]] around the [[Sonichu_0#Episode_2:_.22Genesis_of_the_Lovehogs.22|Lovehogs]]' cuddlings, and he just could not help but ask them about how they maintain their relationship. And Sonichu and Rosechu tell Brian and help him find himself a new good girlfriend. **Suggestion to Seth, Let's Add a Smart, [[Patti-Chan|Sweet Girl Dog]] for Brian (Yes, SHE TALKS), as for breed, [[Chris and sex#Bestiality|I think any sexy breed]] (not a poodle; nothing against poodles, but I feel that a poodle might not work well for Brian).}}

At no point does Chris suggest anything that could possibly lead into a joke. Even if you don't like the show, you've got to admit that it's funnier than what he suggests.

==Chris's criticisms==
Although Chris loves ''Family Guy'', he has several ideas that he's certain would make the show much, much better. Most of his suggestions revolve around his infantile fears of [[homos|homosexuality]] and his sad ability to fall desperately in love with [[Julie|fictional women]]. Also: subtle hints of [[Chris and sex#Bestiality|bestiality]].

{{quotebox|Family Guy
-Megan does not deserve the abuse she gets. She is a Beautiful Girl, she is Very Smart, and she is the Oldest of the three children. So, Why.T.F. does Seth let most everyone treat her terribly? What is it about her that everyone is seeing to instinctively wail on her by default? WHAT and WHY?!

-Stewie should have let that tower fall on him; at least in the future scenario there, he Ended Up Straight.

-Chris finally got the best girlfriend he could ask for at the end of Season 6, Anna, so what happened to her between then and when Connie dated him in Season 7?

-While I can see Brain looking for the womanly qualities that he finds in the women he's dated, why does he not date female talking dogs who are That Pretty, Smart and all that?

-In "Road to Multiverse", in the "Robot Chicken" Universe, Stewie asks Seth Greene through Chris, "How does it feel to be on a Major Network for 30 Seconds?" Upon watching the video file on my PS3, the time in that universe was Only 20 Seconds Total, and there were NO additional portions of that scene in the version later shown on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim. Seth McFarline owes Seth Greene 10 Seconds and then some.

American Dad
-There should be More Stories starring Haley.

The Cleveland Show
-I do not care for all the dick jokes. }}

==See also==
{{CWCipedia}}

*[[Sammy]] - Chris's bastard love child creation of him combined with Peter Griffin.
*''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]''
*''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]''
*''[[South Park]]''

==Sources==
<references/>

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Family Guy|''Family Guy'']] at [[Wikipedia]]

[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]

Family Guy

2010-10-17T02:11:32Z

Magi-chan: /* The Chrisode */

[[Image:Herbert (Family Guy).JPG|thumb|Chris's favorite Family Guy character, [[Pedofork|Herbert]]. ''Get your fat ass back here!'']]

''[[Family Guy]]'' is an animated sitcom known for basing most of its jokes around pop-cultural references, which is interesting considering [[Chris]] rips it off so much in his comics.

The series is also the inspiration for Chris's infamous ''[[Ghostbusters]]'' [[Sonichu_7#The_Family_Guy_.22Skitch.22|"skitch"]] that appeared in ''[[Sonichu 7]]'' and introduced the one-off appearance of his character [[Sammy]], a creation that was a mix between Chris and Peter Griffin (srsly, and you thought his mix of him and [[Sonichu]] was bad!). Chris had hoped that the creator of ''Family Guy'', [[Wikipedia:Seth MacFarlane|Seth MacFarlane]], could possibly use his sketch in a future episode, but he unfortunately didn't realize MacFarlane is quite capable of making unfunny, plagiarized, boring shit on his own.

==Influence on Chris==
[[Image:Meg 08-10-2009.jpg|thumb|Chris's declaration of intention regarding [[Megan Schroeder|Meg]].]]

Chris has variously expressed fanaticism for the series and watches it regularly. It can be inferred from this that the show's frequent use of [[random-access humor|non-sequitur, referential humor]] has bolstered Chris's belief that reproducing (or at least deriving) themes, motifs and characters from other works makes for legitimate, original art and has influenced his muddled understanding of [[parody]].

Also significant is his [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|citing of ''Family Guy'']] as material that endorses [[homos|homophobia]], having completely misinterpreted what was a not-so-subtle jab at the prejudice in an episode. As the series often deals with issues of bigotry and other social taboos in a manner which to most would constitute unsubtle, perhaps even ham-fisted, irony, the question is raised as to what other messages from the show Chris takes at face value.

One of the best examples of Chris's misunderstandings of the show is Chris's referencing of a scene in which Stewie quotes the Bible to prove that gay marriage is wrong, the joke being that Stewie himself is ambiguously gay, making his quoting of the Bible hypocritical. This joke obviously soared over Chris's head, and even now, Chris references that scene to prove that being gay is wrong. What's even more ridiculous is the fact that Chris seems to have not heard of any specific parts of the Bible that condemn homosexuality, despite being a supposedly devout Christian his entire life, until it was spelled out in an animated comedy series.

It is notable that Seth MacFarlane holds almost the complete opposite beliefs to Chris — he is liberal, atheist, supports gay marriage, believes in gay rights, and has hinted at drug use. The irony is nearly painful. [[Jack Thaddeus]] once purchased ad space on [[CWCipedia]] to display an ad banner announcing MacFarlane's support for gay rights; Chris was mortally offended and demanded the ad's removal.

Chris lifts lines and phrases from the show in conversation, perhaps unconsciously. He's been heard spouting the wacky phrase, "In da eaaaaggghh!", probably referring to an episode where Meg and her boyfriend take an abstinence pledge, and are discovered by Lois having ear sex. When he's angry — in the [[Father Call]], in [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]], in the e-mail that accompanied the [[sports bra photo series]] — Chris often declares that a person or situation "grinds his gears," which was Peter Griffin's stock saying in [[Wikipedia:Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story|''Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story'']].

==Similarities with ''Family Guy''==
[[Image:Peter Weston Griffen.JPG|thumb|The impostor!]]

While very likely unintentional, since it is highly doubtful that Seth MacFarlane knows of Chris's existence, there are a few instances of similarity from Chris's work with ''Family Guy''.

The first few minutes of "[[Wikipedia:Road to Germany|Road to Germany]]," when Mort Goldman looks desperately for a bathroom, only to accidentally go into Stewie's new time machine, is strikingly similar to the ''[[Ghostbusters]]'' skitch.<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville//SchuComic8P5.htm Ghostbusters "skitch"]</ref>

Likewise, many trolls noticed how uncanny Peter Griffin in the episode "[[Wikipedia:Three Kings (Family Guy)|Three Kings]]" was wearing a shirt very similar to one of Chris's [[Chris and fashion|trademark shirts]]. However, the shirt was originally featured in the 1986 film, [[Wikipedia:Stand by Me (film)|''Stand by Me'']], on which this segment of "Three Kings" was based.<ref>[http://www.breakfastclubquotes.com/images/StandByMe1.jpg TCM advert for Stand by Me]</ref>

In the episode "[[Wikipedia:Family Goy|Family Goy]]," Peter falls in love with a cardboard cutout of [[Kimmi|Kathy Ireland]] and later [[Sex tape|has sex with said cutout]].

Another episode features a plot centered around the characters making a conscious effort to treat Meg better (a point of contention Chris has always had with the series). This seems mostly coincidence, except for a sequence where Peter performs as a male stripper dressed like a police officer. His stripper name? ... "[[Officer Nasty]]."

==Controversy==
A majority of the show is based off its shock appeal, and has sparked several debates with parental groups over TV. Despite claiming to be a "family man", Chris believes that it is okay, even ''beneficial'', for parents to show their children ''Family Guy'' at extremely young and impressionable ages. But only under parental supervision! This is despite the show's notoriety for its onslaught of sex jokes, violence, and language. The jokes would fly right over any kid's head, yet Chris believes that kids would find the show so hilarious that they'd even quote it. Most kids would find the show uninteresting, if only for the fact that they wouldn't get ''any'' of the jokes, most of which are lewd.

==Chris and Meg==

{{Quote|Megan thanks me very much for my compliments I gave a lot of, and we hang out throughout the episode (I hope she has turned Eighteen by the time I get there, so this can be a really good story).|Chris, on what makes a story [[China|really good]].<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Family_Guy Cwcipedia page on Family Guy]</ref>}}[[Image:Chris&Meg.jpg|thumb|The depths of Chris's mind. Notice that Meg is the dominant one.]]

[[Image:ChrisChanfamilyguy.jpg|thumb|Chris's welcome page as of 9 October 2009]]
Chris has a crush on [[Meg Griffin]] (a cartoon character, for those keeping track at home). However, what Chris doesn't seem to understand is that a good portion of the show's "humor" is intended to come at the expense of Meg Griffin. She is mostly portrayed as fat, unlikeable and ugly (sound familiar?) and given very few lines in episodes. Despite her portrayal, Chris has developed feelings for her, perhaps finding a kindred spirit in another person whose only use seems to be to entertain the masses by being constantly mistreated by the world at large (that or her name just reminds him of [[Megan Schroeder|someone...]]). Although she is [[pedofork|underage]], Chris has sought porn of her, going so far as to assimilate it into his comics (see [[:Image:Chrischantraced2.jpg|here]]).

On 8 [[October 2009]], he commented on a [[YouTube]] clip from the episode "[[Wikipedia:Road to the Multiverse|Road to the Multiverse]]" depicting a hot alternate-universe Meg, lamenting that if only MacFarlane let Meg turn eighteen that CWC would "be all over her sweet pussy and breasts."<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDy-LEpQapQ</ref>

It is unknown what his opinion of Meg is following all the "nasty-ass" sex she had with the [[niggo]] Jerome in the episode "[[Wikipedia:Jerome Is the New Black|Jerome Is the New Black]]".

In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris went and inserted Meg into the comic, [[Chris and his ego|having her compliment Chris on the comic]]. In turn, Chris defends Meg's "honor" by beating up a guy who insults the two of them. He then kisses Meg, cheating on his future wife [[Lovely Weather]]. Ironically, if Meg likes Chris, this means the rest of the Griffin family hates him. However, he revealed this to be [[Silvana]] in disguise, though to what purpose remains to be seen.

==Chris's message to Seth MacFarlane==
On 5 [[June 2009]], [[The Miscreants]] special ops agent [[Bryan Bash]] hacked into Chris's YouTube account and found a message Chris sent to ''Family Guy'' creator Seth MacFarlane via his YouTube account.

{{quotebox|Hello Seth,

I am a long-time Family Guy Fan. I have purchased the Blu-Ray of [[Wikipedia:Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy|your Calvacade]]; I enjoyed all but the homosexual and dick jokes (I detest the [[homos]] very strongly). For your next bunch of 50 or so videos, please do more breast and vagina jokes.

Also, in Family Guy, PLEASE give [[Meg Griffin|Megan]] more respect, because she IS VERY BEATIFUL in my perspective, and she truly deserves MORE Positive attention and less abuse. Give her an irreversable Love Potion or something yo give her the attention that she deserves for MULTIPLE SEASONS and MULTIPLE CONSISTANT episodes.

We LOVE Megan Marie Griffin.

Peace,

Christian Weston Chandler, creator of Sonichu and Rosechu at http://www.cwcville.com}}

==''The Cleveland Show''==
27 [[September 2009]] saw the debut of [[wikipedia:The Cleveland Show|''The Cleveland Show'']], a ''Family Guy'' spin-off that answered the question, "What would happen if we took a fairly bland supporting character on ''Family Guy'' and gave him his own show?" Naturally, it sounded like a solid gold idea to Chris, as he plugged the show heavily on one of his [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|Captain's Logs]]. The eager endorsement of the show by an [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|odorous]], [[muscle bra|bra]]-wearing [[The Creepy Stare|creepy-ass]] manchild is certainly much appreciated by the Fox network.

It would seem Chris may have been too hasty in his initial endorsement of the show. In a [[CWCipedia]] update on 11 [[December 2009]], after making several idiotic points about ''Family Guy'', his analysis of ''The Cleveland Show'' consisted simply of, "I do not care for all the dick jokes." This didn't stop him from buying the show's first season through the [[PlayStation Network]], though.

In another eerie coincidence, a recent episode revolved around a sex doll named [[Kimmi]].

On 22 [[March 2010]], Chris broke [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|his vow never to use the internet again]] after thirty-six hours to [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|complain]] about changes in the show's voice acting. He would continue his whining in [[Some Favored Comedians|a video about his favorite comedians]] [[May 2010|two months later]].

In an [[100_2279|October 2010]] video, Chris held up a DVD box set of the first season of The Cleveland Show and performed a terrible rendition of the show's themesong. According to Amazon.com this would cost just shy of $40. These DVDs may serve as a replacement for Chris's digital downloads of the show, which got wiped during his hard drive crash.

==The Chrisode==
[[Image:126052012913.jpg|thumb|Leaked concept sketches made by [[Trolls|Seth MacFarlane]] himself.]]
On [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009|9 December 2009]] Chris said that he'd heard rumors that Seth MacFarlane was planning on including him in a future ''Family Guy'' episode. This obviously fake news inflated [[Chris and his Ego|Chris's ego]] to [[Giant Penis Comic|gigantic proportions]], to the point where he felt the need to pitch an idea for the plot. Below is the plot he posted on the CWCipedia.

{{quotebox|I, Christian Weston Chandler, have described the story in a nutshell in my [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009|recent video]]. But to reiterate (the final story will be typed up then copied/pasted onto this page), The show opens on Megan going onto the [[Cwcipedia]] on her computer in her room, reading the latest page uploaded and enjoying it. Later, she sends a message for the [[Mailbag]], asking if I could come to Quahog for their upcoming Comic Book Convention to show off my work. I respond, "[[Rape|I just may, Meg]]. ;)" Then I later drive up to Quahog in [[Son-Chu|my car]] (debatable on the destination being the Comic Con or the Griffin House), either way, the Griffins greet and welcome me. Then I break out [[Homo#Evidence that Chris is a homo|my two |S-Chu Balls]], toss them and release [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]; more greetings. Megan thanks me very much for my compliments I gave a lot of, and we hang out throughout the episode ([[pedofork|I hope she has turned Eighteen]] by the time I get there, so this can be a really good story). For the [[Wikipedia:Subplot|"B" Story]], Brian gets a bit [[autism|antsy]] around the [[Sonichu_0#Episode_2:_.22Genesis_of_the_Lovehogs.22|Lovehogs]]' cuddlings, and he just could not help but ask them about how they maintain their relationship. And Sonichu and Rosechu tell Brian and help him find himself a new good girlfriend. **Suggestion to Seth, Let's Add a Smart, [[Patti-Chan|Sweet Girl Dog]] for Brian (Yes, SHE TALKS), as for breed, [[Chris and sex#Bestiality|I think any sexy breed]] (not a poodle; nothing against poodles, but I feel that a poodle might not work well for Brian).}}

At no point does Chris suggest anything that could possibly lead into a joke. Even if you don't like the show, you've got to admit that it's funnier than what he suggests.

==Chris's criticisms==
Although Chris loves ''Family Guy'', he has several ideas that he's certain would make the show much, much better. Most of his suggestions revolve around his infantile fears of [[homos|homosexuality]] and his sad ability to fall desperately in love with [[Julie|fictional women]]. Also: subtle hints of [[Chris and sex#Bestiality|bestiality]].

{{quotebox|Family Guy
-Megan does not deserve the abuse she gets. She is a Beautiful Girl, she is Very Smart, and she is the Oldest of the three children. So, Why.T.F. does Seth let most everyone treat her terribly? What is it about her that everyone is seeing to instinctively wail on her by default? WHAT and WHY?!

-Stewie should have let that tower fall on him; at least in the future scenario there, he Ended Up Straight.

-Chris finally got the best girlfriend he could ask for at the end of Season 6, Anna, so what happened to her between then and when Connie dated him in Season 7?

-While I can see Brain looking for the womanly qualities that he finds in the women he's dated, why does he not date female talking dogs who are That Pretty, Smart and all that?

-In "Road to Multiverse", in the "Robot Chicken" Universe, Stewie asks Seth Greene through Chris, "How does it feel to be on a Major Network for 30 Seconds?" Upon watching the video file on my PS3, the time in that universe was Only 20 Seconds Total, and there were NO additional portions of that scene in the version later shown on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim. Seth McFarline owes Seth Greene 10 Seconds and then some.

American Dad
-There should be More Stories starring Haley.

The Cleveland Show
-I do not care for all the dick jokes. }}

==See also==
{{CWCipedia}}

*[[Sammy]] - Chris's bastard love child creation of him combined with Peter Griffin.
*''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]''
*''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]''
*''[[South Park]]''

==Sources==
<references/>

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Family Guy|''Family Guy'']] at [[Wikipedia]]

[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]

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2010-10-15T02:29:20Z

Magi-chan: Undo revision 119894 by Magi-chan (talk)

{{quote|I'm also shedding a tear again for my [[Aunt Corina]]. I'm hoping her funeral is not on my [[birthday]], because I'm planning on going to this Pancake Dinner that my [[church]] is holding on that day. a week ago, my pastor said I can come and they would celebrate my birthday as well. but if the funeral is on my birthday, then I hope I can return in time to make the Pancake Dinner.|Chris, caring more about pancakes, [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 11]]}}
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2010-10-15T02:28:41Z

Magi-chan:

{{quote|I'm also [[Cherokee|shedding a tear]] again for my [[Aunt Corina]]. I'm hoping her funeral is not on my [[birthday]], because I'm planning on going to this Pancake Dinner that my [[church]] is holding on that day. a week ago, my pastor said I can come and they would celebrate my birthday as well. but if the funeral is on my birthday, then I hope I can return in time to make the Pancake Dinner.|Chris, caring more about pancakes, [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 11]]}}
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Collosal Chris-Chan

2010-10-14T07:56:36Z

Magi-chan: Redirected page to Collosal Chan

#REDIRECT [[Collosal Chan]]

Magi-Chan

2010-10-10T03:55:08Z

Magi-chan:

{{quote|It seemed unlikely for a loong time. But Magi-Chan saw in a future a [[Silvana|long-haired black Rosechu]], who was born true of Venus on the Earth's Moon. Yet she would be cursed with a [[duck|protrusion]] that can be undone by eliminating the one who had placed the curse.|Chris describes Magi-Chan's yearning for [[homos|love]].}}

[[Image:SchuMagichan1.jpg|thumb|Magi-Chan Sonichu as he appears in [[Sonichu 3]]]]

'''Magi-Chan''' is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]]. He's the serious know-it-all and the only character not interested in finding a [[sweetheart]]. He's also one of the major sources of ''deus ex machina'' in the comic, and thus far the character most often depicted as just a floating head.

Magi-Chan is probably the only sympathetic character in the whole series, due to his sarcastic and often serious mood unintentionally making him seem intolerant of [[Sonichu]] and Chris's bullshit, and the homosexual undertones in his character. He also remains girlfriend-free the longest of all the characters, and only complains about it when Sonichu boasts that he's going to be fucking his girlfriend all night.

He is also rather annoying to other readers, simply because he is clearly omnipotent, but refuses to use his powers for any reason other than to exposit and teleport characters to where they need to be in order to do a job he could, himself, do in a matter of moments. However, some readers find this to be his most redeeming characteristic, as he clearly only puts in the bare minimum of effort to satisfy Chris's [[autism|retarded]] whims.

According to Chris, "Magi-Chan" is intended to be a lame pun on "[[Wes Iseli|magician]]".<ref>[[DPF phonecall]]</ref>

==Overview==

[[File:ModNation MagiChan.jpg|thumb|Magic-Chan in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'']]

Magi-Chan exists in this weird nebulous reality where, because he's supposed to be the smartest being alive, he's actually more intelligent than the [[Christian Weston Chandler|creator]] of his own universe. So his is the experience of spending the entirety of his life enraged at the blatant retardation of the people and the world around him, and yet being completely unable to express it. He's keenly aware of how meaningless a character he is, and how quickly he could be tossed to the side, written off, or killed off-screen, never to be mentioned again. His only hope is that one day he will transcend the boundaries of Chris's terrible narrative and he'll evolve into a being unrestrained by the comic's conventions. An avatar for pure hatred. [[CWCville]] will be consumed by fire. But fear that day, my friends, because once he is done with his universe, he will move on to ours. And that will be a dark day indeed.

Magi-Chan is perhaps the most useless in Chris's canon of useless characters, rivaled only by [[Lolisa Rosechu]]. Despite being essentially omnipotent, he does little more than enable everybody else to do something by filling them in on all the exposition and teleporting them where they need to go, rather than make Chris waste his valuable time by (gasp!) building the world and building up suspense!

In recent comics, however, Magi-Chan has come in more handy as a sort of "right-hand man" to Chris, particularly in his fight against homosexuality. Chris has stated that Magi-Chan monitors all sexual activity in the city using his psychic powers, and later has Magi-Chan travel to the future in order to obtain a bulk batch of the cure for homosexuality. Magi-Chan would effectively contaminate the water supply of [[Cwcville]] with Chris's blood in order to cleanse the world of its [[homos]].

He is a combination of four characters:
:*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
:*[[Pikachu]]
:*[[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]]

==Major Comic Appearances==

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]===

[[Image:SchuMagiSonee.jpg|100 px|thumb|Magi-Chan as a [[Sonee]]]]

Magi-Chan's egg lands in a secluded cave in the cliffs surrounding CWCville. Upon hatching, he is spoken to via telepathy by either [[Wikipedia:Mew|Mew]] or [[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]]; Chris's crappy drawings make it unclear. Anyhoo, this psychic what-the-fuck trains Magi-Chan [[Sonee]] to use his psychic abilities until he evolves in meditation one day. The first thing he does whilst in his new form is crack one off. Yes - Magi-Chan, the emo/Goth, stoic and serious character, farts. Classy.

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]===

Magi-Chan stands over CWCville, his all-knowing mind seeing the impending fight against [[Blake]]. He sighs, heads on over where he meets the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members and seems to set himself up as their leader within moments. The others seemed to accept this rather than asking "Who the fuck are you, you big purple fag?" Then they all beat up [[Blake]] to the point that his head is bleeding all over the grass.

===[[Sonichu_5#Episode_13:_.22Shattered_Hearts_.26_Entrapment.22|Shattered Hearts & Entrapment]]===

Magi-Chan and the other Chaotic Combo members are teleported into action by Chris. That's about it. The entire Chaotic Combo and [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] never fight or have any real dialogue in this issue. So what was the point in them even appearing?

===[[Sonichu_6#Episode_14:_.22Evil_is_Afoot.21.22|Evil is Afoot]]===

While everyone is pretending to worry about [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|Crystal]], Chris and Magi-Chan try to figure out how to free her. Magi-Chan gives a bullshit theory about how the Sonichu Balls could break the dark mirror.

Then [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] attacks and Chris orders Magi-Chan and Sonichu to investigate with him. Magi-Chan does practically nothing from there on other than stopping Sonichu from starring in his own comic for a few seconds.

===[[Sonichu_7#Episode_15:_.22Time_for_a_Ball.22|Time for a Ball]]&[[Sonichu_7#Episode_16:_.22Time_Hogs.22|Time Hogs]]===

For no reason, Magi-Chan, along with Chris and Sonichu, begin the hunt for the [[Sonichu Balls]] at the [[Manchester High School]] Gymnasium. Magi-Chan gives some made-up theory about how the Sonichu Balls can be scattered throughout time. He then magically realizes that Chris came in contact with the ball back in [[1996]] and the three go back in time to retrieve it. On the way back Chris gets lost in a time void and Magi-Chan explains the he will return eventually. Sonichu shows no real interest in his father's plight and makes a few sleazy sex references before leaving for his date with [[Rosechu]].

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring Break]]===

[[Image:MagiChanisGay.JPG|250 px|thumb|Precise and accurate]]

Magi-Chan, being too lazy to do the task himself, explains to [[Bubbles]] that he has found a [[Sonichu Ball]], and tells her to go get it. He also tries to warn her of [[Silvana]]'s trap but Bubbles doesn't believe him despite the fact that Magi-Chan fucking knows everything. Eventually [[Jiggliami]] calls her and tells her that she found [[Blake]] unconscious and the two girls begin their fight. After Silvana leaves, Bubbles asks Magi-chan to teleport her to Blake.

===[[Sonichu 9#Episode_19|Dating Education]]===

Magi-Chan never appears in this episode, strengthening the theory that because he is gay, he will never be happy and paired up.

===[[Episode_20#Episode_20:_CWC-Defense|CWC-Defense]]===

Alone among Chris's major characters, Magi-Chan has shown no romantic interest for any other character in the comic book. In [[Episode 20]] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic9P65.jpg page 65], Magi-Chan told the intersex Silvana that he was deceived by her "[[China|feminine charms]]." He pleads with her to stop working with [[Count Graduon]] and insists that he can restore her "birth gender." So Magi-Chan will one day cut her [[duck|dick]] off and fall in love with her.

After his exchange with Silvana, Magi-Chan disappears from episode 20 almost entirely. He plays no significant role in the plot until the epilogue, where he shows up to provide a handy deus ex machina and randomly pull Chris out of the Time Void.

===[[Sonichu 10#Episode 21: Christian Chandler in Director Amenities|Christian Chandler in Director Amenities]]===

Magi-Chan appears in the beginning of the story, having yanked Chris from the Time Void. After listening to how he raped his [[Lovely Weather|wife]] in the future, he is charged with gathering the homosexual cure and bringing it to the present. He does so, unable to stop Chris from destroying the 4-cent_garbage.com building and killing hundreds of trolls. He returns, declaring that his mission was a success and that in the future, Silvana would lose her dick and fall in love with him and that Chris's birthday would become [[Christian Love Day]]. Still obviously disturbed by what he came back to, Magi-Chan goes off on a tangent about how Chris is the only one who can save the world.

When Chris tries to apologize for his actions involving [[Alec Benson Leary]], Magi-Chan stops [[Evan]] and [[Simonchu]] from trying to kill [[Simonla]], but fails in stopping Sean's attempt. He's obviously guilt ridden when Wild's motherless bastard child [[Sandy]] is born, telling her point blank that it was Evan who killed him, planting some sort of horrible evil seed in her. He is present at the Asperchu Four's trial, planting evidence to convict them. He is last seen at Alec's execution, electrocuting him.

==Mental illness==
[[Image:Magichan talking bollocks.png|thumb|left|400px|An example of Magi-chan's recent unintelligible speech and mental confusion]]
[[File:MagiChanPsychopath.PNG|thumb|right|Artist's depiction of Magi-Chan's mental breakdown.]]

Recently, Magi-Chan has shown some signs of mental confusion, severe depression and aggression towards the [[Chaotic Combo]]. His symptoms began in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], when he could only target the signal of a Sonichu Ball with the precision (using the term loosely) of 3,000 fathoms. For much of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] he appears confused and disorientated, and most of his speech is unintelligible. He talks to himself, and at one point reduces himself to tears. This raises fears that he is suffering from some kind of mental illness or deterioration such as [[Wikipedia:Alzheimer's disease|Alzheimer's disease]] or [[Wikipedia:cerebral palsy|cerebral palsy]]. It is possible that his unusually powerful intelligence is the result of some birth defect which is now causing him problems; he will need to be observed in the coming months to see if the deterioration continues or if he develops spasticity.

Fresh fears are raised every day; it was revealed on page 70 of ''Sonichu'' #10 that Magi-Chan's psychic powers had somehow "missed" a stereotypical [[Inos|Rastafarian]] living in a "Dumbster" behind a [[Chris and Money|soup hotel]]. This raised consternation even from the usually [[Autism|stoic]] [[Sonichu]]. It is becoming increasingly clear that something is dreadfully wrong with Magi-Chan. Christian must act fast to ensure that he gets the [[Rocky Shoemaker|help]] he needs.

==Outside of the Comics==

Magi-Chan is one of the more popular characters with the trolls, due to his arguably homosexual tendencies. As such. he is mentioned in Chris's [[Mailbag]]s quite frequently. This has caused a few new facts about the character to surface, notably that [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|he is aware of any sex act]] that happens to occur within [[CWCville]] city limit and inform Chris if it doesn't fit his [[Homos|puritanical ideals]]. That's not creepy or anything.

==Evidence that Magi-Chan is a [[homo]]==

*"-''chan''" is a Japanese honorific used to address young women and children.
*The only girl he's remotely interested in is the [[Silvana|chick with the dick]].
*According to [[Mailbag 31]], Magi-Chan uses his psychic powers to actually go ''looking'' for people having gay sex.
*He's fucking purple.
*He teleported for [[Wild]] but refused to teleport for his friends in general.
*Chris made him.

==Gallery==

<center>
<gallery>
Image:Magichan-icon.jpg|Magi-Chan is too cool to smile.
Image:Magichan scowling.jpg
Image:Magichan bubble.jpg
Image:281-MagiChan.jpg|THIS IS MY ANGRY FACE
Image:MagiChanFarts.JPG|Magi-chan hard at work.
Image:280-YuMagi.jpg
Image:Magichanmausterbate.jpg‎|[[Mailbag 31|Magi-Chan Sonichu is watching you masturbate.]]
</gallery>
</center>
{{CWCipedia|chris=Magi-Chan Sonichu}}

==Sauces==
<references/>

{{Sonichu}}
{{Not_Jerks}}

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Plot Devices]]

User talk:Magi-chan

2010-10-10T03:37:08Z

Magi-chan: Created page with "The great Magi-Chan never makes a mistake but if I do somehow fuck up make sure to tell me."

The great [[Magi-Chan]] never makes a mistake but if I do somehow fuck up make sure to tell me.

Cera Rosee

2010-10-06T01:40:51Z

Magi-chan: Redirected page to Sonichu and Rosechu's Children

#REDIRECT [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children]]

Electric Hedgehog Pokémon

2010-10-06T01:40:14Z

Magi-chan:

[[File:EvolutionChart.png|thumb|350px|Evolution chart, used as a basis if Christian's horrible recolors were ever used in future Pokémon Games.]]

The '''Electric Hedgehog Pokémon''' are a fictitious group of [[Pokémon]] created by [[Christian Weston Chandler]].

==Male==
Male Electric Hedgehog Pokémon species include:
* [[Sonee]] (larval)
* [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] (adult)
* [[Metonic]] (mature)
Individual male Electric Hedgehog Pokémon include:
* [[Sonichu]]
* [[Black Sonichu]]
* [[Blazebob Sonichu]]
* [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] (Transformation)
* [[Colossal Chan]] (Half-Human Transformation)
* [[Darkbind Sonichu]]
* [[CChanSonichuCWC#In_the_comic|IBA Chandler Sonichu]]
* [[Jamsta Sonichu]]
* [[Magi-Chan]]
* [[Punchy Sonichu]]
* [[Reldnahc Ha-Taque]] (Transformation)
* [[Robbie Sonee]]
* [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] (Transformation)
* [[Wild Sonichu]]

==Female==
Female Electric Hedgehog Pokémon species include:
* [[Rosee]] (larval)
* [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] (adult)
* [[Vamprosa]] (mature)
Individual female Electric Hedgehog Pokémon include:
* [[Rosechu]]
* [[Angelica Rosechu]]
* [[Bubbles Rosechu]]
* [[Cera Rosee]]
* [[Christine Rosee]]
* [[Chloe Rosechu]]
* [[Crystalina Rosechu]] (Transformation)
* [[Lolisa Rosechu]]
* [[Saramah Rosechu]] (Transformation)
* [[Sandy Rosechu]]
* [[Silvana Rosechu]]
* [[Simonla Rosechu]] (Hermaphrodite born as a Rosechu)
* [[Zapina Rosechu]]
* [[Zelina Rosechu]]

==Pokémon?==

There's very little to support the idea that the Electric Hedgehogs actually are Pokémon. None of them relies on trainers, all have full powers of speech, and in fact as far as can be seen they're essentially treated as "human" in CWCville. As Sonees and Roseys, they hatch from eggs and "evolve" into their adult forms, but the similarities end there. Only two of them ([[BlazeBob Sonichu]] and [[Chloe Rosechu]]) have ever been put into a Poké Ball. The closest they get before then is a bizarre inversion when [[Wild Sonichu]] puts two of the [[Sonichu Balls]] (which look like Poké Balls) into his arms. Also, as individual species, Pokémon don't have the vast varieties of powers and appearances that Sonichus and Rosechus have. Finally, Pokémon can only know four moves at a time, whereas Sonichu and company seem to simply have whatever abilities would be convenient at any given moment. Even the ''Pokémon'' anime, which prefers to use the gameplay mechanics as a general rule instead of a physical law, has Pokémon know no more than four moves at once and doesn't have Pokémon use moves that they cannot learn in-game (well, most of the time, but they're usually reasonable mistakes). However, like most of Chris's creations, Sonichus and Rosechus are essentially just Mary Sues, so the fact they can rebel against established Pokémon rules is not altogether surprising.

It should also be noted that Chris will, unsurprisingly, ignore the logic of "Super Effective" unless it suits him. In the games, attacks will have their base power doubled or halved (or nullified altogether) if the opposing Pokémon is weak or resistant to the type of the attack used. This enables weak Pokémon to bring down opponents several levels higher than they; so long as they're weak to their attacks, they'll go down faster. The anime prefers to ignore this rule, and if it's ever invoked, it's done to show how tough a particular Pokémon is. With Chris, though, it's just him being stupid.

==Trivia==
Note that while very similar, characters such as [[Bionic the Hedgehog]], [[Megagi La Skunk]], and [[Jiggliami]] are not Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Also note that some of the listed characters, [[Simonla]] and [[Silvana]], are not even partially Electric type, making the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon typing a misnomer.

==See Also==
* [[Anchuent Prophecy]] Which allows humans to transform into Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.
* [[Chaotic Combo]]
* [[Pokemon]]
* [[List of Sonichu characters]]

[[Category: Sonichu]]

Cerah Rosee

2010-10-06T01:39:31Z

Magi-chan: Redirected page to Sonichu and Rosechu's Children

#REDIRECT [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children]]

Christine Rosee

2010-10-06T01:39:01Z

Magi-chan: Redirected page to Sonichu and Rosechu's Children

#REDIRECT [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children]]

Electric Hedgehog Pokémon

2010-10-06T01:36:49Z

Magi-chan:

[[File:EvolutionChart.png|thumb|350px|Evolution chart, used as a basis if Christian's horrible recolors were ever used in future Pokémon Games.]]

The '''Electric Hedgehog Pokémon''' are a fictitious group of [[Pokémon]] created by [[Christian Weston Chandler]].

==Male==
Male Electric Hedgehog Pokémon species include:
* [[Sonee]] (larval)
* [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] (adult)
* [[Metonic]] (mature)
Individual male Electric Hedgehog Pokémon include:
* [[Sonichu]]
* [[Black Sonichu]]
* [[Blazebob Sonichu]]
* [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] (Transformation)
* [[Colossal Chan]] (Half-Human Transformation)
* [[Darkbind Sonichu]]
* [[CChanSonichuCWC#In_the_comic|IBA Chandler Sonichu]]
* [[Jamsta Sonichu]]
* [[Magi-Chan]]
* [[Punchy Sonichu]]
* [[Reldnahc Ha-Taque]] (Transformation)
* [[Robbie Sonee]]
* [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] (Transformation)
* [[Wild Sonichu]]

==Female==
Female Electric Hedgehog Pokémon species include:
* [[Rosee]] (larval)
* [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] (adult)
* [[Vamprosa]] (mature)
Individual female Electric Hedgehog Pokémon include:
* [[Rosechu]]
* [[Angelica Rosechu]]
* [[Bubbles Rosechu]]
* [[Cerah Rosee]]
* [[Christine Rosee]]
* [[Chole Rosechu]]
* [[Crystalina Rosechu]] (Transformation)
* [[Lolisa Rosechu]]
* [[Saramah Rosechu]] (Transformation)
* [[Sandy Rosechu]]
* [[Silvana Rosechu]]
* [[Simonla Rosechu]] (Hermaphrodite born as a Rosechu)
* [[Zapina Rosechu]]
* [[Zelina Rosechu]]

==Pokémon?==

There's very little to support the idea that the Electric Hedgehogs actually are Pokémon. None of them relies on trainers, all have full powers of speech, and in fact as far as can be seen they're essentially treated as "human" in CWCville. As Sonees and Roseys, they hatch from eggs and "evolve" into their adult forms, but the similarities end there. Only two of them ([[BlazeBob Sonichu]] and [[Chloe Rosechu]]) have ever been put into a Poké Ball. The closest they get before then is a bizarre inversion when [[Wild Sonichu]] puts two of the [[Sonichu Balls]] (which look like Poké Balls) into his arms. Also, as individual species, Pokémon don't have the vast varieties of powers and appearances that Sonichus and Rosechus have. Finally, Pokémon can only know four moves at a time, whereas Sonichu and company seem to simply have whatever abilities would be convenient at any given moment. Even the ''Pokémon'' anime, which prefers to use the gameplay mechanics as a general rule instead of a physical law, has Pokémon know no more than four moves at once and doesn't have Pokémon use moves that they cannot learn in-game (well, most of the time, but they're usually reasonable mistakes). However, like most of Chris's creations, Sonichus and Rosechus are essentially just Mary Sues, so the fact they can rebel against established Pokémon rules is not altogether surprising.

It should also be noted that Chris will, unsurprisingly, ignore the logic of "Super Effective" unless it suits him. In the games, attacks will have their base power doubled or halved (or nullified altogether) if the opposing Pokémon is weak or resistant to the type of the attack used. This enables weak Pokémon to bring down opponents several levels higher than they; so long as they're weak to their attacks, they'll go down faster. The anime prefers to ignore this rule, and if it's ever invoked, it's done to show how tough a particular Pokémon is. With Chris, though, it's just him being stupid.

==Trivia==
Note that while very similar, characters such as [[Bionic the Hedgehog]], [[Megagi La Skunk]], and [[Jiggliami]] are not Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Also note that some of the listed characters, [[Simonla]] and [[Silvana]], are not even partially Electric type, making the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon typing a misnomer.

==See Also==
* [[Anchuent Prophecy]] Which allows humans to transform into Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.
* [[Chaotic Combo]]
* [[Pokemon]]
* [[List of Sonichu characters]]

[[Category: Sonichu]]

Electric Hedgehog Pokémon

2010-10-06T01:33:04Z

Magi-chan:

[[File:EvolutionChart.png|thumb|350px|Evolution chart, used as a basis if Christian's horrible recolors were ever used in future Pokémon Games.]]

The '''Electric Hedgehog Pokémon''' are a fictitious group of [[Pokémon]] created by [[Christian Weston Chandler]].

==Male==
Male Electric Hedgehog Pokémon species include:
* [[Sonee]] (larval)
* [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] (adult)
* [[Metonic]] (mature)
Individual male Electric Hedgehog Pokémon include:
* [[Sonichu]]
* [[Blake]]
* [[Blaszebob]]
* [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] (Transformation)
* [[Colossal Chan]] (Half-Human Transformation)
* [[Darkbind Sonichu]]
* [[CChanSonichuCWC#In_the_comic|IBA Chandler Sonichu]]
* [[Jamsta Sonichu]]
* [[Magi-Chan]]
* [[Punchy Sonichu]]
* [[Reldnahc Ha-Taque]] (Transformation)
* [[Robbie Sonee]]
* [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] (Transformation)
* [[Wild Sonichu]]

==Female==
Female Electric Hedgehog Pokémon species include:
* [[Rosee]] (larval)
* [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] (adult)
* [[Vamprosa]] (mature)
Individual female Electric Hedgehog Pokémon include:
* [[Rosechu]]
* [[Angelica Rosechu]]
* [[Bubbles Rosechu]]
* [[Cerah Rosee]]
* [[Chrinstine Rosee]]
* [[Chole Rosechu]]
* [[Crystalina Rosechu]] (Transformation)
* [[Lolisa Rosechu]]
* [[Saramah Rosechu]] (Transformation)
* [[Sandy Rosechu]]
* [[Silvana Rosechu]]
* [[Simonla Rosechu]] (Hermaphrodite born as a Rosechu)
* [[Zapina Rosechu]]
* [[Zelina Rosechu]]

==Pokémon?==

There's very little to support the idea that the Electric Hedgehogs actually are Pokémon. None of them relies on trainers, all have full powers of speech, and in fact as far as can be seen they're essentially treated as "human" in CWCville. As Sonees and Roseys, they hatch from eggs and "evolve" into their adult forms, but the similarities end there. Only two of them ([[BlazeBob Sonichu]] and [[Chloe Rosechu]]) have ever been put into a Poké Ball. The closest they get before then is a bizarre inversion when [[Wild Sonichu]] puts two of the [[Sonichu Balls]] (which look like Poké Balls) into his arms. Also, as individual species, Pokémon don't have the vast varieties of powers and appearances that Sonichus and Rosechus have. Finally, Pokémon can only know four moves at a time, whereas Sonichu and company seem to simply have whatever abilities would be convenient at any given moment. Even the ''Pokémon'' anime, which prefers to use the gameplay mechanics as a general rule instead of a physical law, has Pokémon know no more than four moves at once and doesn't have Pokémon use moves that they cannot learn in-game (well, most of the time, but they're usually reasonable mistakes). However, like most of Chris's creations, Sonichus and Rosechus are essentially just Mary Sues, so the fact they can rebel against established Pokémon rules is not altogether surprising.

It should also be noted that Chris will, unsurprisingly, ignore the logic of "Super Effective" unless it suits him. In the games, attacks will have their base power doubled or halved (or nullified altogether) if the opposing Pokémon is weak or resistant to the type of the attack used. This enables weak Pokémon to bring down opponents several levels higher than they; so long as they're weak to their attacks, they'll go down faster. The anime prefers to ignore this rule, and if it's ever invoked, it's done to show how tough a particular Pokémon is. With Chris, though, it's just him being stupid.

==Trivia==
Note that while very similar, characters such as [[Bionic the Hedgehog]], [[Megagi La Skunk]], and [[Jiggliami]] are not Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Also note that some of the listed characters, [[Simonla]] and [[Silvana]], are not even partially Electric type, making the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon typing a misnomer.

===See Also===
* [[Anchuent Prophecy]] Which allows humans to transform into Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.
* [[Chaotic Combo]]
* [[Pokemon]]
* [[List_of_Sonichu_characters]]

[[Category: Sonichu]]

Category:Things Chris has ripped off

2010-09-30T18:16:00Z

Magi-chan:

A category devoted to all the various [[things Chris has ripped off]].

Add pages to this category with <nowiki>[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]</nowiki>

[[Category:Chris-chan]]

Wallflower E-mails 3

2010-09-26T15:36:19Z

Magi-chan: /* E-mails */

The third collection of '''[[Wallflower]] e-mails''' covers the final stage of the relationship between [[the Wallflower]] and [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. These e-mails chronicle events taking place from 10 [[March 2010]] to 20 March 2010.

Unlike the more jovial tone of [[Wallflower E-mails 2|the last set of e-mails]], the letters here go into a downward spiral. In an almost perfect re-creation of the end of the [[Megan Saga]], the Wallflower is shocked and appalled at the original [[CWCki]] page put up about her and quickly blames Chris, ending their friendship. Chris, wounded and butt-hurt, quickly blames [[trolls]], his [[fans]], and even ''[[Sonichu]]'' for what happened and tries to repair his relationship. However, the Wallflower won't hear any of it — she completely reasserts her a[[sex]]uality (inspiring Chris's "Got-Dang Asexual Woman" line from the later [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|CWCipedia page]] he wrote about her) and tries to tell Chris that, yes, she ''was'' seeing [[Surfshack Tito]].

At the end, the Wallflower gets off one final shot at Chris.

==E-mails==

;March 10

{{quoteboxred|Chris, 
You need to find someway to delete all of that information about me on your site. And I'm hurt that you didn't ask permission either. I didn't appreciate that. There's only one place that has my real info and that's [[facebook]]. And for the last time I am not your [[sweetheart]]! I never agreed to be your girlfriend or anyone elses. 
Facebook is the only place that knows my real name. and all the other websites I go by <CENSORED>. If someone comes after me, it'll be your fault. 
Delete all of that right now. And just for this, we're no longer friends. I'm sorry, but you did this, and it was wrong. 
Email me once you've deleted that info, and I'm going to check it. I'm also going to have to change my email thanks to you.}}

;March 10

{{quotebox|Listen, the "CWCIPEDIA" is my ONE website; not the "CWCki", that belongs to someone else; I will get in touch with the webmaster who created it and try to get it off of there.

I Only referenced you by your Pen Name Once on the Foretaste level I uploaded; NO OTHER TIME, and I have Never referred us as Sweethearts or anything beyond [[Just Friends]]. [[Lie|I swear this with hand on my Bible]].

I understand I screwed up royally. I also did my best to prevent this by not even stating an inkling of your real name. [[Ego|Why did I have to become such a god damned internet celebrity?]] I shared my Sonichu stories and art, and for a few years now, I have been Bullied, Tortured, Hacked, and such cruel emotional torment from like thousands to millions of cruel people who took my words and photos and warped them around to their own damned mockery. Even crap they took from me from deceptive methods; pretending to be old friends and "trusting" people [[online]]. I had learned long ago to be very careful about most people online and such.

Because of these trolls, I have lost a few friends. They made a page of my old gal pal, [[Megan Schroeder]], on their [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] "Chris_chan" page, I also made the worst mistake of an adult drawing between me and her which was the apex there. She and her family moved to another state, and I lost touch with her long ago. Such a damned mistake I swore never to repeat ever again.

Not only friends, but because of their influence towards the [[manager]], plus an impulse of anger because he would not let me hook up my [[Wii]] to his HD [[TV]], I was [[banned]] from the [[Game & Hobby Place]] June, [[2008]], and with that I was forced away from the [[Pok'emon]] [[TCG]] League which I enjoyed going to every Friday.

And as that webmaster states in some exaggeration (some on that damned ED page as well), they tell of the other women I've met online who I lost because of those trolls and my mistakes, as well as the "women" who were trolls themselves. [[Sarah Jackson]], [[Sarah Cassandra McKenzie]] and [[Ivy O'Niel]]; they were [[honest]] women, but they all died between a [[car]] accident, the Janurary, [[2009]] Australia Brushfires, and suicide. And [[Kacey]] fell for and married [[Liquid|a "Christian Weston Chandler" of Philladelphia]] who PRETENDED TO BE ME in identity theft on YouTube with a Paper [[Medallion]] and a Brown Striped [[Shirt]].

Damn it, they even listed three of my High School [[gal pals]], based from the [[slideshow]] from a copy of the "CWC On TV" [[DVD]] a troll who pretended to be my Primary/Elementary School crush in her adult years.

I should have never put Sonichu on the internet...How was I to know that it would bring me grief less than a decade later.

I have been in a number of moments of finding peace and losing it later, because these damn trolls won't leave me be. They're mostly immature dumbasses who have no lives of their own. They don't want me to have a life of my own; they don't want me to find long-term peace and happiness for myself. They don't want me to find and hold True Love for myself. Because they are so self-absorbed in themselves that they only want me to give them more stories and art more often; they are nothing but greedy, impatient, unloved and corrupted fools.

Heartbreaks and Heartaches... it really hurts...

<CENSORED>, Please, Please, Please do not leave me as my companion. You are the sunlight that lifted me up more than I've been lifted from in the past. I would feel like hardly a shell of my better self; I would be left in a deep in the darkness state of loneliness and despair. Even worse...I'd probably hire a prostitute out of desperation...that is a fate I do not want to ever feel.

Please don't leave me, <CENSORED>. As a friend, and from my heart, I Love You.

Christian.}}

;March 10

{{quoteboxred|Look, I never agreed we were together in a relationship in the first place. I told you I wasn't into having boyfriends. My writing is more important to me right now. I am no one's sweetheart. 
And besides, how the hell did they find out all of my usernames that actually linked back to me? I don't remember putting my whole name in those websites. And another thing, ask me if you can put my Penname onto your website. I don't want anyone stealing it. You know how I feel about my gilrl, <CENSORED>. 
I don't love you and I hate you for this. Everything was fine until I met you. I don't know why I took up mom's offer to go the social club. I had enough friends here at home and on the [[internet]].}}

;March 13

{{quotebox|I pray you are feeling better from the recent chaos; I still have lingering heartaches from the "I hate you" and such from that message.

I know it's not much, but apparently your e-mail account remained safe. I am looking into it further, but I do know it was this Tito
dude/troll who found you out, and likely was the one who started that page on the CWCki (it's [[wikipedia]] style; anyone can create a page on that damn website). Tito was the one who sent me the e-mail that early morning. I found it after hand-writing and enveloping the letter you may have received Saturday, or will receive in a day or two; that letter was before that matter. And Tito was also the same dude who left you a review leading you to that CWCki page on your <CENSORED> page; he has admitted it in an e-mail he sent me recently. I will be forwarding the two mentioned messages to you shortly.

If you ever come into contact with Tito, or meet him in real life, Do Not Trust Him. I still care for you and your safety and [[health]]. Please let me know over the phone or e-mail when you've recovered and we can move forward from this. I do not want to lose our friendship between you and me. (and "Hate" is such a strong word)

Stay Safe. Love and Peace, 
Christian.}}

;March 13

{{quoteboxred|Okay, now I'm getting pissed off. First off, stop sending this, I don't want to be reminded of it, second, I told you I'm not your friend anymore, and thirdly, I have a boyfriend now, so back off and leave me alone.}}

;March 14

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| From: Tito Surfshack <surfshacktito@yahoo.com> 
To: chrischansonichu@aol.com 
Sent: Sun, Mar 14, 2010 2:14 am 
Subject: I'VE THOUGHT I EXPLAINED IT LITTLE CUZ (YES)

Ok, man, I'll man up. Yeah, I made it, so what? I was jealous of your beautiful Stephen King lady. But now she hates you and I'm getting with her. Aww yeah. What're you going to do about it little cuz?

And it's not just <CENSORED>. I mean, you drove <CENSORED> away by giving me her name, she's a lost cause, brudda. But what about the other girls? Any girl you'll ever try for thinks you're a loser. You're just some guy who lives with his parents. You used to be the famous creator of sonichu who did all those cool [[videos]] and [[comics]], but now you're just some lazy fatass.

Your fans have left you. It's almost too late to get them back. <CENSORED>'s mine. But this is bigger than <CENSORED>, this is every girl you'll ever see.

Think you can turn your public image around? HA, I'd like to see you try.

AS THE ANCIENT HAWAIIANS USED TO SAY:

"When your itching for the waves, The only lotion, is the ocean."
|}

;March 14

{{quotebox|Don't you GET IT, TITO, the guy you're seeing now, CREATED THAT PAGE on the CWCki, AND he had the balls to let you know in a "Review".

I have been heartaching over this the past days, and I've had sleepless nights over it. For the love of [[God and Jesus]], don't leave me, Please!

Also, I was going to surprise you on St. Patrick's Day, but I feel it appropriate for the sake of protecting you, that I put on my Kilt in your honor against this Hawaiian Troll.

<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taiBe4ct_So</nowiki>}}

;March 14

{{quoteboxred|How the fuck would you know? I haven't said any names. Anyway, its none of your business, and he's not Hawaiian either. Do me a huge favor, and stay away from me. And stop calling my phone. I don't care. Leave me the fuck alone!!!!!!}}

;March 15

{{quoteboxred|You son of a bitch! Leave me and Tito alone! I don't want you to ever to call my cell or house phone again! I want you out of my fucking life and leave me the hell alone! Or I'm going to have to unfortunately drag my parents into this, and you don't want that.

LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!!!! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU AGAIN, EVER! AND TAKE MY EMAIL OFF YOUR GODDAMN WEBSITE!!!}}

;March 16

{{quotebox|I fully understand that I probably should not be talking to you now, but you have to understand; you mean a LOT to me. My heart has been hurting since Last Wednesday, and my smiles are rare now. I constantly think of you, and I am very concerned with you going out with this Tito. I HAVE told you that HE IS A TROLL. I forwarded you his confession message. He ONLY WANTS YOU out of JEALOUSY OF ME AND MY LIFE. He does NOT care for you at all; he considers you a "Trophy Girlfriend", and he will never see you as anything other than that. I have been seeing you as a human woman with a charming, sweet personality, untainted by any muscle-headed individuals who only care about themselves. Please, at least, look at him, and ask yourself, "Does Tito REALLY, TRULY care about me as a person, or am I just an Object to him?"

Also, I will be sending you an invitation soon for the party.

Also, please extend my friendly regards to your mom, dad and Maggie and Rachel.

Does Tito really care about you?

Stay Safe, Sweetie. 
Christian.}}

;March 16

{{quoteboxred|As if I care what you think. I'm only telling you that I have a boyfriend to get you off my back. By the way. you owe mom an apology for waking her up at 7:30 in the morning!!! Thinking it was me and not her. That was very rude of you. Don't call my house again. It also upsetted my dad. And, I know how desperate you are (which makes me sick) to get into contact with me. But I ask you not to call my work and ask for me. I've already asked one of the ladies up front not to accept any calls from you asking for me. I'm not getting my job jepordize because of you. 
And, you can't tell me who to date either. That's my choice and mine alone. You have no business in my personal life. And you don't mean anything to me. Stay away from me. This better be the last email. 
I don't know how clear I have to get through to your head, to once again, leave me alone, PLEASE!!!}}

;March 16

{{quotebox|I have never called your house. I have never called you at your job. The only phone number I called you at was your cell phone, and the last time I called your cell was about last Sunday. I swear on my Bible I have never personally called your house or your job. Someone else is calling y'all, pretending to be me.}}

;March 16

{{quoteboxred|Fine (not like I belive you), but just please leave me alone from now on. I don't want to talk to you again. Do you hear me? }}

;March 20

{{quotebox|Due to an unexpected trip, the party is being postponed to the following Saturday from stated on the invitation.

Stay Safe, 
Christian.}}

;March 20

{{quoteboxred|LMAO, Sorry, I won't be able to make it. Besides, I wouldn't go, if you were going to be there. And I'm not going to the thing next week. Because I don't want to do deal with you. BTW. that letter, don't do that again, ever. I wasn't even impressed with your little gift. I threw it away. Not only that, I was pissed when you said that we had been going out for a month and a half. First of all, I never agreed anything of the sort, second, I would never date you. You're not my type. 
Also, if you want me to 'stay safe', then you would leave me alone, from phone, email, and mail. I don't want to hear from you ever again, do you hear me? 
And, who cares if you're a fucking acoustic [[virgin]]? I'd rather have my best friend's boyfriend take me first (because I trust him). then you. Besides, I'm asexual, so there's no hope for you, at least from me. Not only that, not even a cheap whore would want your small [[dick]] inside her, neither would I.}}

[[Category:E-mails]]

Talk:Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV

2010-09-26T01:06:59Z

Magi-chan:

Slugged in a transcription, couldn't make out one part though. /r/ help with "And today was our anniversary this 25th of September b... OH NO! What's that? A <site pert?>? Aaaah!!". It looks like another boat or a pier or something. [[User:Mupkids|Mupkids]] 16:32, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

== T-shirt ==

The t-shirt isn't plain white. It has some red logo/writing on it, which is most visible near the end of the video. Kudos to anyone able to work it out. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:59, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
:It says Brick Fest 2005 or 2006, June 9-17, and a URL at the bottom. Seems like some promotional item for Lego. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 16:08, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
::It is from 2000, I'm pretty sure near the end you can clearly see "000" after the fold in this shirt. [http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/kl/brickfest/tshirts/front-detail.jpg closeup of what it probably says,] [http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/kl/brickfest/tshirts/front.jpg front], [http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/kl/brickfest/tshirts/back.jpg back]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:13, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
:::[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BrickFest BrickFest] is an unofficial LEGO convention which is usually held in Virginia - I guess this is another convention that Chris has attended.--[[User:BADavid|BADavid]] 16:14, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
::::Although in this case, the shirt Chris is wearing has "Washington" written on it (I saw it at around 50 seconds+). --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:18, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

::::Comic sans logo fail --[[User:Bentduck|Bentduck]] 17:22, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
And I thought Chris couldn't sink any lower.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 16:26, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

==New hairdo==
It would seem that Chris has resorted to just letting his hair grow out to hide his receding hairline. Think this may be because of his new sweetheart or because everyone keeps mentioning it? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 17:41, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

== Sweethearts ==

Did Chris mean his current sweetheart in this video or one of his past ones? He normally means an actual girlfriend when discussing sweethearts; he said nothing about Gal-pal. I'm wondering who this was meant for. [[User:MissRadioactive|MissRadioactive]] 17:54, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
:He says " Who is now Chris's girlfriend!" so it must be Jackie. [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 18:00, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

== Picture ==
Added a little picture of Chris's mug from the beginning of the video. It shows more of his horrible aging. Someone do me a favor and add a better caption to it because mine sucks. [[User:Magi-chan|Magi-chan]] 18:06, 25 September 2010 (PDT)