User:Magica

2018-07-25T20:28:18Z

Magica:

<center>hi i'm magica. not much to put here, huh?</center>

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2018-07-25T20:27:13Z

Magica:

<center>hi i'm magica. not much to put here, huh?</center>

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User:Magica

2018-07-25T20:26:11Z

Magica:

<center>hi i'm magica. not much to put here, huh?</center>

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2017-06-13T23:39:56Z

Magica:

<center>Hi, I'm Magica (I post on Kiwi Farms with the same username). UPS packaging lady + college student with a really busted sleeping schedule. Just here to help clean up a little bit.</center>

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Fridays After Five

2016-07-30T18:43:07Z

Magica: changed manchild to chris. why the a-log

{{Quote|they've found me in R. Life to catch footage of me for their [[Laughs Under Lucricities|gross, uncool amusement]].|Chris, referring to the trolls at FA5.}}

[[File:WantWoman.jpg|thumb|left|140px|You know he's [[straight]] because his [[bra]] says so.]]
[[Image:Fa5 2colorlogo.jpg|thumb|200px|Yet another [[attraction Location|prowling ground]].]]

'''Fridays After Five''' is a large block party/concert series that takes place in [[Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]] and Owensboro, [[Clyde Cash the kid video|Kentucky]] from spring until fall. In [[June 2010]], [[Chris]] was recorded there, [[C-Ya Later|enjoying real life for once]].

Chris first mentioned Fridays After Five in a [[6 June 2010|video]] explaining his near hit-and-run on [[Michael Snyder]]. Based upon this knowledge, Chris has attended the event since at least 4 June 2010. Chris first alludes to his knowledge of Fridays after Five in the video [[Rollin' and Trollin'|"Rollin' and Trollin'"]], in which he stands outside the Charlottesville Pavilion and mentions how [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] play there every Friday night.

== 18 June Sighting==
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[[Image:Chrisgirl1.jpg|thumb|left|Chris trying to pick up a [[boyfriend-free girl]].]]
[[Image:Dancing.gif|thumb|185px|right|Chris attempting to dance. Note the man on the bottom-right shaking his head in disbelief.]]

On 18 June 2010, Chris went to one of these events and a [[trolls|good Samaritan]] ([[YouTube]] name [http://www.youtube.com/user/0ArchieBunker0 0ArchieBunker0]) took these videos and pictures of him out in public.

According to the author, Chris wore a T-shirt that says "I Enjoy [[China|Vagina]]" and was wearing a "[[homos|gay]] circular thing" on his hip which is most likely his [[PokeWalker of Fail|PokéWalker]]. At some point, Chris pulled back his crude shirt to reveal his [[obesity|flabby gut]] and [[muscle bra]], which he had apparently seen fit to write [[Love Quest|"WANT WOMAN!"]] on with permanent marker. Note the apparent, inexplicable (knowing Chris) absence of the [[Medallion of Fail]] - although it could have been removed just temporarily in order to simplify the (probably planned) act of pulling back the shirt.

Chris's clothing indicates he is looking to put a new twist on his [[Love Quest|old tricks]]. Like the [[attraction sign]], Chris is shown making a point to display the writing on his clothing, declaring that he "enjoys vagina" and "wants woman." This is yet another example that this [[autistic]] man-child does not learn from the mistakes of his past. Also, the videos filmed at this event mostly showed the back of Chris's head, which shows a small but emerging [[hair|bald]] spot.

Besides exposing his covered bosom to potential [[sweetheart]]s - mostly [[pedofork|severely underage]] - Chris spent his time at the event [[Flipnote Hatena|drawing Flipnotes]] on his [[Nintendo]] DSi, and trying to dance with his famous Autistic Chicken Dance - with all the grace and skill of [[CWC Fighter]].

It is unlikely that Chris was aware of being photographed, which proves that all these actions are Chris's idea of being normal. When Chris eventually realized (or it seemed so) he was being observed, he suddenly disappeared like [[Prank calls#Batman Call|Batman]].

== 9 July Sighting ==
[[File:FAF-06092010.jpg|thumb|right|Tell me why I'm stuck in a sad lonely cage...]]
On 9 July, the troll who spotted Chris on [[McIntire Park#Independence Day Sighting|Independence Day]] spotted him again. According to the troll, Chris had unscrewed the zoom lens from his DSi and was using it as a rudimentary telescope by pressing it up to his eye.

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Sorry for not adding more with the pictures, but I did notice that Chris had taken his DSi zoom lense(thanks for clarifying that up for me, guys) off his DSi and was using it as a telescope. He had it pressed up against his eye and was constantly watching around him with it for awhile. He also had this habit of taking off and putting on his sunglasses within seconds of each other. It seemed like he paid more attention to what was going on around him than what was happening at the concert. At one point, I noticed a girl, who looked like she was probably still in highschool, jump up on the ledge beside Chris to join a group of friends who happened to be stationed behind the manbaby. In the process, Chris turned to her and it looked like he said something to her, because immediately her facial expression changed from a legit happy one to a forced smile one. She joined up with her friends and they immediately huddled up together, whispering about something. At the same time they all looked up at Chris, and laughed. I can only imagine what he had said to the poor girl. A few moments later, one of the guys in the group picked up his cell phone and snapped a picture of Chris from behind. Maybe he's aware of who Chris is and will share his story somewhere. At that point, whether or not Chris realized they were making fun of him, he picked up his stuff and switched seating spots. I chose to take my leave at that point.}}

This time, the troll managed to take a picture of Chris, who appears to be wearing three [[Pokéwalker of Fail|Pokéwalkers of Fail]]. Two are red and white, and a custom painted one is barely visible underneath his arm. He also has what looks like a small bottle of hand sanitizer tucked into his belt. Chris [[The GAMe PLACe|has been known]] to immediately follow up any handshake with using hand sanitizer on himself. Chris is also holding a [[Attraction Sign|small piece of paper]] between his legs in both photographs, proving even further that he hasn't learned a single thing in the past seven years.

Chris's response to this [[Court Sightings|sighting]], delusional as always:<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 3]]: E-mails sent around the time of the FAF sightings</ref>
{{quoteboxred|I lured out one last Friday at the Pavillion ''[sic]'', obviously. I SHOULD have gone after him in pursuit, but the only plan I had programmed in my head in response is take their picture with my DSi. I have reprogrammed my mind to pursue after lure, yell for a policeman, and have him arrested for Taking Photographs at the Pavillion ''[sic]'' during Fridays After 5. On their Triangular, Red Column, they have a rules list, which includes, "No Cameras or Videotaping are Permitted". I am positive I'll lure out the same guy from Last Friday; I only got a brief look at his face, but I am positive I'd [[Blanca Weiss|recognize him on future sight]].}}
Note how he says he's going to have the troll arrested for taking photographs, while [[Chris and reality|in the same sentence]] noting how he had[[Chris and hypocrisy| been taking pictures himself]] the whole time.

==16 July Sighting==
[[File:Manzone.jpg|thumb|right|Something like this.]]
On 16 July, a different troll managed to spot Chris at the park. While no photos were taken, the description given paints a very...''unusual'' picture.

{{quotebox|This probably isn't a big surprise to anyone, but Chris was also at Fridays After Five on July 16th. No pictures, I'm afraid. He was wearing a bright orange sleeveless shirt with what looked like a beer logo on the back and holding a Budweiser aluminum bottle, a little mini fan made to look like an iPod, and a hula hoop for some reason. Most importantly he had a sort of basic attraction sign with him, nothing elaborate or directly sexual but it said something like "Friendly and Flirty Man Zone" or something similar to that and with more smaller text under that I couldn't make out. He was sitting on the back grass part and left a few minutes before the music was over. I would have loved to catch Chris's attempts at using the hula hoop, I bet that was funny as hell.}}

While the initial footage from June introduced the "WANT WOMAN!" bra as a sort of makeshift attraction sign, the most recent sighting reports a full-fledged return of an actual [[attraction sign]], albeit a very basic one.

The hula hoop is more puzzling. It's entirely possible that Chris brought it to add to the dance moves seen on this very page, but given Chris's [[Sonichu's Edge|abysmally low stamina]], [[obesity|corpulent physique]], and total lack of coordination or dancing ability, this seems like a very unusual choice. Another theory is that he used it to mark the boundaries of his "Friendly and Flirty Man Zone". He can be seen at the end of one of the videos "dancing", apparently looking at and drifting towards a girl using two hula hoops near the stage; whether this inspired him to bring one himself or not is a matter of speculation.

==Today==
As of [[September 2015]], no further sightings of Chris at the event have been reported, and it is likely that Chris no longer goes there in fear of being recorded again. He now spends his time at [[Cville Pride]], [[Impulse Gay Social Club]] and [[OmegaCon]].

==Gallery==
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<center>
<gallery>
File:100 0669.JPG|The return of the King.
File:100 0670.JPG|[[100 2178|All alone.]]
File:100 0671.JPG|Preparing to put the moves on a [[gal-pal]].
File:100 0673.JPG|The gal-pal's gone...
File:100 0674.JPG|Oh! Potential new gal-pals!
File:100 0676.JPG|Creepy...
File:100 0677.JPG|...fucking...
File:100 0678.JPG|...scene.
File:100 0681.JPG|Eventually, an urgent need to [[Flipnote Hatena|DRAW SOME SHIT]] prevails.
File:100 0682.JPG|Chris enjoying the real world. Also, DAT ASSCRACK.
File:100 0683.JPG|Chris has a deep conversation with an 8-year-old.
File:100 0693.JPG|A wide shot.
File:100 0694.JPG|A close-up of Chris. Notice that he hasn't bothered to fully remove his shirt.
File:100 0695.JPG|Chris showing off his muscular bosom.
File:100 0696.JPG|LOOK AT THAT GUT, GODDAMN!
File:100_0697.JPG|Chris trying to look sexy for Da Ladies.
File:Fridayafterplan.png|CWC's Plan B.
File:FAF-06092010.jpg|From autistic trucker to dorkish plumber.
File:WantMan.jpg|CWC's [[Homos|Plan C]].
File:Hulahoop.png|Chris and the hula hoop.
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==See also==
* [[Flipnote Hatena]]
* [[Love Quest]]
* [[Rollin' and Trollin']]
* [[Pedofork]]

==External links==
* <s>[http://www.mediafire.com/?nkhrmmtjymg Download the Videos]</s> DELETED
* [http://www.charlottesvillepavilion.com/fridaysafterfive/ Fridays After Five at the Charlottesville Pavilion]

== Sources ==
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[[Category:Social life]]
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, June 2010| 2010-06-18]]
[[Category:Field agent videos| 2010-06-18]]
[[Category:Eyewitness Accounts]]
[[Category:Events]]

Hanna

2016-07-28T19:27:23Z

Magica: just fixed a minor grammar issue (starbucks had an apostrophe)

[[Image:Hanna.jpg|right|thumb|150px|The original troll and our hero.]]
[[File:StarbucksCville2015.jpg|thumb|300px|The Starbucks in [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Mall]], as it appeared in April 2015.]]
'''Hanna''' (later [[retconned]] as '''Fandanna''') is an IRL [[trolls|troll]] notable for smashing [[Chris]]'s [[heart level|heart]] down to 15%. To add insult to injury, this was right after the Heart Level jumped from 20% to 100%. Little is known about Hanna except that she works (or worked) at the [[Wikipedia:Starbucks|Starbucks]] Coffee in [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Mall]] and likes [[Homos|Chuck Paladuck]] [''sic''], director [''sic''] of ''Fight Club''.<ref>His name is [[wikipedia:Chuck Palahniuk|Chuck Palahniuk]], and he wrote the novel that inspired the movie, which was directed by [[wikipedia:David Fincher|David Fincher]]. But Chris will be Chris.</ref> Chris let out a loud, anguished "[[Virgin with rage|NOOOOOOO]]" in his last conversation with her, which got him [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] from the mall.<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat#ban|Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref>

Chris's run-in with Hanna was memorably recounted in [[Sub-Episode 2]]: Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart".

==Chris's Explanation of the Real Life Meeting==

{{quote|One day in March, 2005, I now go to [[Fashion Square Mall|Fashion Square]], on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, with my Nintendo DS, GBAVideos, GBAJukebox, my [[Scrapbook of Fail|Sonichu Scrapbook]], and I've brought up some courage to start saying "Hello" to the girls I find very pretty, and possibly [[Boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend-Free]].

Earlier this week, a girl, who shall remain nameless in this story, finally noticed and approached me. I was hoping for a moment like this. And she asked me to have a beverage with her and talk about things. I was very ESTATIC ''[sic]'', and my SHATTERED Heart had a speedy recovery back to 100%; We had a nice "Mini-Date," I maintained Eye-Contact, I was very attentive, and I took notes about her. I thought she was very pretty, I enjoyed her charming wit, and I found her to be a very nice and lovely girl. But, later on, as I was figuring out steps for future dates, I learned from a couple of [[gal pal|Gal-Pals]], that I have previously made at the Shopping Center, that my new girlfriend was not serious; she was setting me up for a prank. I could not believe it at first, so I found and asked her myself. Unfortunately it was true. I was shocked, and my heart was re-shattered down to being 15% intact.|Chris, from his [[MySpace]] page}}

==Footnotes==
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==Sources==
*[[Vivitheg's AIM chat#ban|Vivitheg's AIM chat]]
*[[Jackie e-mails part 2#ban|Jackie e-mails part 2]]
*[[CWC's Diary#March_2005|CWC's Diary]]

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2016-07-28T04:42:11Z

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