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Wild Sonichu

2020-01-06T09:05:31Z

Makena Abena: /* CWC-Defense */

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! colspan="2" | [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] character
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| colspan="2" | [[Image:Wild.jpg|200px]]
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! colspan="2" |Wild Sonichu
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| '''Date of birth'''
| 2 February 1989 (in universe, original) 7 June 1995 (in universe, [[Idea Guy]] retcon)
No later than 17 August 2004 (IRL)<ref>Chris created a [[Yu-Gi-Oh!#Custom Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards|Custom Yu-Gi-Oh! Card]] of Wild on 17 August 2004. It can therefore be inferred that Wild was not created at any point later than this date.</ref>
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| '''Gender'''
| Male
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| '''Length'''
| 4'7"<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Wild_Sonichu|Wild Sonichu on CWCipedia}}.</ref> (122 cm)
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| '''Weight'''
| 120 lbs (54 kg)
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| '''Parents'''
| Scyther (adoptive father), Venusaur (adoptive mother)
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| '''Education'''
| CWCville University ([[Dating Education]])<ref>See the events of [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19: Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)|Episode 19]]</ref>
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| '''Species'''
| [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]])
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| '''Type'''
| Electric/Grass
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| '''Evolves from'''
| [[Sonee]] (with Leaf Stone)
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| '''Residence'''
| Treehouse in CWCville
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| '''Occupation'''
| Carpenter
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|}
[[File:ModNation Wild.jpg|thumb|Wild in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'']]
[[File:SchuComic9P103.jpg|thumb|Wild's treehouse]]
'''Wild Sonichu''' is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] and supposed leader of the [[Chaotic Combo]] (although he still answers to Chris in any of his [[Sonichu (character)|Mary]] [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Sue]] [[Chris-chan Sonichu|incarnations]]) who formed from eggs released by the rainbow as a result of the collision between Super [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and a [[Pikachu]]. Like all of Chris's male characters, he is essentially a bland puppet whose strings are usually limp except for when Chris wants to project his masculine fantasies onto him.

He is a Grass/Electric type, and a combination of several characters:
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
*[[Pikachu]]
*[[Wikipedia:Treecko|Treecko]] (tail)
*[[Wikipedia:Spider-Man|Spider-Man]] (swings from vines that retract from his arms and sticks to walls)
*[[Wikipedia:Espio the Chameleon|Espio the Chameleon]] (turns invisible, sticks to walls; both are on teams whose names are derivative of the word "chaos")
*[[Wikipedia:Tails (character)|Tails]] (he can use his tail as a propeller like Tails<ref name=tail>[[:File:SchuComic4Page03.jpg]]</ref>

==Major Comic Appearances==

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]===
After being hatched, Wild is adopted by a [[Scyther]] and a [[Venusaur]]. Growing up in his [[Sonee]] form, he learns to use Vine Whip and Razor Leaf attacks like other Grass-type [[Pokémon]]. Somehow, his adopted father manages to teach him valuable skills by repeating the same thing over and over. He eventually evolves into a green likeness of [[Sonichu]] with a "leafy tail" that looks like a beaver tail. Said tail is claimed to be usable as a propeller<ref name=tail></ref>, but this has yet to be used. Probably the least enigmatic [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], which is quite a feat given Chris's tendency to provide no back-story for characters unless and until he has to.

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]===

While swinging from vines, he is hit by [[Blake]] who is trying to steal the [[Legendary Master Sunstone]] on a hover board. He then teams up with the rest of the [[Chaotic Combo]] for the first time and they attempt to beat Blake to death for accidentally slighting them.

===[[Sonichu_4#Sub-Episode_2:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22The_Rise_.26_Fall_of_My_Heart.22| Sonichu #4 Sub-Episode 2]]===
Like Bubbles, Wild makes a Non-speaking appearance in the second Sub-Episode. Rosechu claims to him in a phone call that if he were human, he would fall for [[Hanna|Fandanna]] as Chris did. Even though Rosechu and Fandanna share no scenes prior to this call, we can assume Rosechu knows all about Fandanna, since when she isn't home making her man dinner, she's shopping at the mall.

===[[Sonichu_5#Episode_13:_.22Smashed_Hearts_.26_Entrapment.22|Smashed Hearts & Entrapment]]===

Wild and the Chaotic Combo are teleported to help fight [[Mary Lee Walsh]], but fail to save [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] from being trapped in the [[Dark Mirror Hole]]. Naturally, they forget all about her (along with [[Chris]]) which frees up time for more relationship "drama" (in as much as Chris projecting his awful fantasies is dramatic) and horrible sex.

===[[Sonichu_6#Episode_14:_.22Evil_is_Afoot.21.22|Evil is Afoot]]===

Wild becomes jealous when [[Bubbles]] and [[Angelica]] talk about how cool [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] is. He says he would get all the girls if he wasn’t kicked off the team for illegal vine defense. This implies Wild is both a cheating liar and too stupid to understand basketball.

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_17:_.22Rage_Against_the_Garbage.22|Rage Against the Garbage]]===

Wild, [[Sonichu]], and [[Rosechu]] are teleported to the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] Building to find a [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu Ball]] and confront the evil [[Jason Kendrick Howell]]. Before entering the building, Wild laments (apropos of nothing) about how his "father" [[Scyther]] was captured by poachers. Interestingly enough, Wild never actually bothered to look for his "father" after he saw the "passing-of-the-torch look in his eyes". Wild proceeds to immediately switch topics, turn invisible and [[Metal Gear Solid|sneak]] into the world's least secure building. He eventually recovers one of the [[Sonichu Balls]].

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_Prologue|Episode 18 Prologue]]===

Here we see the [[Chaotic Combo]] celebrating their 19th birthday on 2 February 2008. This is a ham-handed attempt to make [[Chris]] look like less of a [[pedofork]]. Almost nothing happens.

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring Break]]===

Wild informs [[Punchy]] that his taste in women, namely [[Angelica]], sucks balls. Somehow Punchy is not offended, merely puzzled, and proceeds to plan out his [[Chris and sex|rape]]. Other than setting up a very flimsy premise for [[Sonichu 9]], Wild has no purpose in this comic, retarding him further as a character.

===[[Sonichu_9#Episode_19:_Date_Ed_.28Even_Though_the_Idea_Sounds_Dated.29|Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)]]===

Wild attends a [[Dating education|Date Ed]] class alongside Punchy, making it apparent that nearly every main character is a socially inept, desperate loser. He is paired with [[Simonla]] by their teacher.

Of course, mere moments after meeting face to face, the two are hopelessly in love. In an attempt to simulate an actual romantic moment, Chris rips off Spider-Man by having Wild swing through the city with Simonla in his arms. After this one outing, Wild takes her home to his "vibrating bed" then Simonla shows him the blueprints of her home for no adequately explained reason.

===[[Sonichu_9#Episode_20:_CWC-Defense|CWC-Defense]]===
Wild, alongside his girlfriend Simonla, woke up when [[Silvana]] zoomed by his tree house.

Later on, the couple were seen battling [[Jerkops]] at the CWCville forest. After Simonla destroyed the Jerkops' police cars, Wild uses Vine Whip on the remaining Jerkops within his vicinity, entangling them all, and would launch them behind him and into the ground. Now sweating, Wild gets reminded by Simonla to not waste time recovering yet, as there are more Jerkops coming in. Wild would acknowledge her reminder.

After the battle, Wild was seen smiling in glee alongside his wife and various other characters that took part of this battle.

===[[Sonichu_9#Epilogue|Sonichu 9 Epilogue]]===
A month after the Great Battle of CWCville, Wild spots a [[Time Void]] in the distance over the CWCville Forest. Later, Magi-Chan teleports next to him. Magi-chan tells him that the time has finally arrived to rescue [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris-chan]] from the time void. He also tells him to use his vine whip as a form of rope to latch onto without falling into the Time Void. After Chris's rescue, 15 minutes of dialogue and a transformation (later revealed in Sonichu 10 as a plan to destroy the [[4-Cent Garbage]] building), Wild says ''"Good Luck,"'' to Chris shortly before leaving to begin his mission.

===[[Sonichu_10#Episode_21:_Christian_Chandler_in_Director_Amenities|Christian Chandler in Director Amenities]]===

[[Image:Wild parenting tips.jpg|thumb|Wild Sonichu: Father of the Year.]]

After helping free Chris from the [[Time Void]], Wild mostly takes a low-key role in this issue until the waning pages of episode 21. Shortly after it is revealed that Wild and Simonla have conceived an egg together, Simonla is killed by a Voltorb planted in the ladies' room by [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec]]. Shortly after the announcement of Simonla's death, the egg hatches. Wild names his new daughter Sandy and raises her as a single father, ''Kramer vs. Kramer''-style (Simonla will be portrayed in the film version by Meryl Streep). The comic ends with a jury consisting of the now-grown Sandy and Wild sentencing Simonla's murderers to death. The father and daughter then personally cooperate to execute [[Evan]] in the bloodiest manner possible.

===[[Sonichu_11#2010_-_Hoax_conclusion| Hoax Comic]]===
In the troll conclusion, Wild is getting used to his role as a single father. After he says goodbye to Sandy, who walks to school alone, she is brutally run over after jaywalking and not looking where she was going, while the driver was on his phone. He rightfully tells Rosechu off after she tries to give some fake empathy at his daughter's funeral. Overcome by grief, with his wife and daughter dead, Wild commits suicide by shooting himself in the head towards the end of the comic.

===[[Sonichu_11#Episode_22:_.22A_Sonichu_Christmas.22|A Sonichu Christmas]]===
In this heartwarming ret-con story, Wild is overjoyed when Simonla, who survived the Voltorb attack with no explanation whatsoever, awakens from her coma. He informs Sandy on how the Amish celebrate the holidays, and the family celebrates with some [[List_of_restaurants#Country_Cookin|nutritious food]]. Once the gang all meets up, he suggests they go visit their newly-transitioned creator to [[Chris_and_his_Ego|<s>feed his ego</s>]] show their support.

==Outside the comics==

In a [[Chris dispels videogame rumors|video]] uploaded 13 [[September 2009]], Chris reveals that Wild Sonichu's adoptive Scyther father was in fact kidnapped "a long time ago". Chris goes on to reveal that Wild has to go and find him during the events of ''[[Sonichu Adventure]]''. He later on told [[Jackie]] a proposed backstory for Wild: ''"Wild Sonichu's story is of after he loses his father to some [[Pokémon|Pok'emon]] poachers (possibly of [[Team Rocket]] and [[Giovanni]]), and years later, he hears the call of his father from afar, and he sets forward to find and rescue him. The ending being he finds his Scyther father evolved to a [[Wikipedia:List_of_Pokémon_(202–251)#Scizor|Scizor]], and it draws into a plot similar to that in [[Star Wars]] between [[Christian Weston Chandler|Luke]] and [[Bob Chandler|Vader]]."''<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails]]</ref>

On 24 [[May 2014]], Chris revealed on [[Facebook]] that he has [[Simonla Rosechu#Resurrection|revived Simonla]]. As can be seen in the previous wikilink, earlier on that day Chris uploaded to Facebook a photo album featuring Simonla, with Wild being seen with her in some of the photos and even yiffing her in one.

==Gallery==

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File:Lego Wild.jpg|[[LEGO]] Wild.
File:Med Z.JPG|Wild Sonichu [[medallion]] made by Chris for a satisfied customer.
File:WildAmiiboA.jpg|A Wild [[Amiibo]] can be yours today on [[Etsy]].
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==References==
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Jacob Sockness

2020-01-05T02:40:24Z

Makena Abena:

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{{quote|ONLY if he has lost [[Obesity|weight]] in that belly; [[:File:Sockness profile banner-min.png|his profile banner]] is Most unsettling to me.|Chris, [[Hypocrisy|criticizing Sockness]]<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1146446794005581824</ref>}}

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|data2 = Michiro Hutaki Agian Siin Darkseed2012 RamleIronHeart Jacob JS drunkendragon415 luvshak214 Ashva Gohda Gakuto Numata White Knight Blue Heart Jake Hammer <abbr title="'Love Christine' in Hindi">क्रिस्टीन को प्यार करो</abbr> Centralized Imperial Government of Kidasuna
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|data7 = Neo-Pagan Satanism (former)
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|data11 = Amateur Occultist Conspiracy Theorist Stalker Unemployed
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|data12 = 215.8+ lb (97,9+ kg)
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'''Jacob Sockness''' is a {{age|1983|4|1}}-year-old [[enabler]] turned [[ween]] from San Francisco, California, who emerged in mid-[[2018]] and was most active between [[July 2019|July]] and [[November 2019|November]] of [[2019]]. Like Chris, he is [[autism|autistic]],<ref>[https://old.reddit.com/r/TheChurchofCWC/comments/bl78bl/magichan_2_need_to_talk_now/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app Sockness admits he is autistic]</ref> receives a [[monthly tugboat]], [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|believes he is a god]],<ref>[http://archive.is/eg2Gq Sockness claims to be the Hindu god Ganesha, archived 16 July 2019]</ref> thinks he has [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic powers]] and has built an elaborate fantasy universe, into which he has appropriated ''Sonichu'' characters, with over a dozen instalments that he believes [[Chris and reality|really exists]].<ref>[http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?contributorId=1404026 Sockness's 19-volume series for sale on Lulu]</ref> While he was at first seemingly just another exceptional [[white knight]], notable only for his [[Chris and sex|erotic]] attitudes toward Chris, Sockness would become openly [[weening|malicious]] after finally establishing direct contact with his idol.

In mid-[[2019]], Sockness gained Chris's favour as the two agreed to work together financially following Chris's [[June 2019]] ban from [[eBay]], and achieved considerable influence over Chris's [[CWCville|own fantasy world]], as seen in [[Sonichu 14|''Sonichu'' #14]]. Most of his courting and [[enablers|enabling]] has been through Twitter, though he would also promote himself through [[Reddit]], [[YouTube]] and even an unamused [[Kiwi Farms]]. For months, the two would express interest in meeting in person, to onlookers' alarm, yet when Sockness would finally set out to cross the American continent to [[14 Branchland Court]] in late September 2019, Chris rebuffed these efforts. Rehabilitation attempts over the following two months, at one point going even so far as mutual [[sweetheart|flirting]], could not ultimately repair their [[Heart Level|broken relationship]] enough to return to their former intimacy, and by the end of [[November 2019]] they rejected each other again.

==Discovery and motivations==
[[Image:Jacob Sockness CWC poster.jpg|200px|left|thumb|Sockness posing next to a Sonichu Through the Years poster sold by Chris.]]
Jacob was discovered by chance by [[Kiwi Farms]] user [https://kiwifarms.net/members/neural.18444/ neural] while observing the [[weens|many]] [[A-log|users]] surrounding Chris's Twitter posts. After further digging, it was revealed that he also created a Kiwi Farms account under the name [https://kiwifarms.net/members/jacob-js.26961/ Jacob JS]. It was in his profile page where he accidentally doxxed himself by posting links to his [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Facebook Facebook] page and Tumblr blogs that reveals his personal information. As he exposed himself on the Farms, Sockness, like [[Michael Hirtes]], is considered to be a ''halal'' lolcow.

Like many of Chris's orbiters, Sockness is a furry and lives in [[wikipedia:Section_8_%28housing%29|subsidised housing]] with a [[tugboat]]. He has a very low view of [[niggos|blacks]], describing them as 'beastly' and 'hyper sexual', believing that 'their race can only rape, because that is [their] way of reproduction in a natural setting.'<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jacob-sockness-michiro-hutaki-agian-siin-jacob-js-darkseed2012-ramleironheart.48287/ Sockness's lolcow thread on Kiwi Farms]</ref> Unlike the [[Idea Guys]], who would inject such themes into Chris's mind for their own amusement, Jacob seems to be genuine. Sockness also controls several sockpuppets to white-knight himself and converse with, while claiming them to be different people; like Chris's [[Disguises|similar past attempts]] to cover himself, these are quite feeble and transparent.

Christorians long could not discern the true motivations behind Sockness's unusual behaviour. For a while, Jacob appeared to be the first [[TRUE and HONEST]] believer in [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and the [[Dimensional Merge]] after Chris, setting him apart from the [[Jessica Quinn|various]] [[CWCProtectSquad|trolls]] professing to protect Chris and the [[Sarah and Steve|many]] [[Future message from Crystal W Chandler|previous]] [[Multidimensional White Knights|imitators]] of the [[Idea Guys]] pretending to belong to Chris's abortive [[Chris and his Ego|personality cult]]. Over the months, evidence would gradually unearth that indicated that his feelings were not earnest. As early as [[November 2018]], Sockness admitted in an interview that he did not seriously believe in the nascent [[Dimensional Merge]].<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhV7At8N4x4&t=274s Interview with Sockness on YouTube, conducted 18 November 2018, released 29 October 2019]</ref> When Chris allowed Jacob access to his Twitter account on 11 July 2019, he boasted about it on [[Reddit]], even claiming that his sexual attraction to Chris was a facade.<ref>[[:File:KinkAct.png|Sockness states his erotic desires for Chris are not genuine, 11 July 2019]]</ref> On 21 September 2019, when a [[white knight|concerned onlooker]] tried to warn Chris that Sockness was tantamount to an autistic [[Idea Guy]], Sockness embraced the charges of manipulation, justifying his actions as protecting Chris against other trolls.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-15-sockness-enabling-chriss-magi-chan-role-playing-luring-him-for-a-visit.59770/post-5361506 Dialogue between Sockness and onlooker]</ref>
[[Image:SocknessExplainsHimself.PNG|250px|right]]

== Early interactions with Chris==
{{quote|The Sacred Shoes have samples of cat & doggy DNA. Looking for the Treasures of Heaven, a single hair from Christine's head to put into an amulet of serious power to manifest one's dreams. This is a divine experience.|Sockness<ref><s>https://twitter.com/darkseed2012/status/1107477177149251585</s> Deleted</ref>}}

Sockness has spent hundreds on buying items from Chris's [[eBay]], notably buying his old shoes for worshipping purposes. Chris blocked him on [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter Twitter] on 31 January 2019. By 22 [[May 2019]], Jacob's YouTube channel was terminated, and his Twitter account seemed to have disappeared.

[[File:JacobBlockedLOL.png|thumb|left|200px|Jacob's reaction to Chris blocking him on Twitter via a [[sockpuppet]].]]

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[[Image:Followed.png|200px|right]]
[[Image:KinkAct.png|200px|right]]
Still, this would not be the end of Sockness's involvement with Chris; he would create a new Twitter account named Chris Kink. On 11 July 2019, while Chris was trying to raise funds to pay for a hotel room at the 2019 [[BronyCon]], troll [[SonichuMerch]] told Chris that Sockness might be interested in buying his bath water. Chris saw dollar signs and followed Sockness.

{{quote|The Sonichu merch guy told Chris I was interested in the buying some bath water. The guy doesn't know I have no money to buy it due to issues with Social Security in May. Even if I had the money, Chris has to follow some exact rules to creating what I need from him. I need him to make and bless some holy water with his juices in it.|Sockness explains why Chris started following him.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/cbmq7m/chris_is_following_sockness_on_twitter/ethqxsd/</ref>}}

After establishing direct communication with Chris, on 14 July, Sockness tweeted that he would open a vendor account on [[eBay]] for Chris, acting as warehouse, clearing-house and middleman. Chris responded with gratitude.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-7-14-chris-will-circumvent-his-ebay-seller-ban-by-teaming-up-with-sockness.58419/ Twitter 7/14 - Chris will circumvent his Ebay seller ban by teaming up with Sockness]</ref> The next day, Chris re-tweeted a GoFundMe campaign by Sockness to raise $300, nominally as a ''shipping fund''.<ref>http://archive.fo/nkTcS</ref> As of [[September 2019]], Sockness has failed to restore Chris's access to eBay, which would be prohibited at any rate, though he has continued to set up GoFundMe pages for [[Chris and money|Chris's incidental expenses]], as when [[Son-chu|his car]] broke down and needed a thousand dollars worth of repairs.<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Car is repaired but Chris needs cash (again)]]</ref>

[[File:JacobWhiteKnight.jpg|thumb|200px|left|White Knight Blue Heart, Sockness's primary Twitter identity while planning to travel to Chris's home.]]
[[File:Sonichu14-2019draft-p15.jpg|thumb|200px|Jakoba in [[Sonichu 14|''Sonichu'' #14]].]]

Once Sockness had his foot in the door, he began talking to Chris about his own alternate dimension fantasies, further enabling Chris's delusional thoughts.

{{quote|Firstly, and mainly, I am not under Anyone’s Control. And second, I still support the Rokat and all the good peoples in Andromeda. I need to meditate further for more sound responses and thoughts. For now I will simply state that your research is valuable, indeed. Going silent.|Chris, addressing Sockness. He believes he is not under anyone's control while parroting Sockness's lore.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1154376923520352256</ref>}}

Chris featured Jakoba, an OC created by Sockness, in [[Sonichu 14|''Sonichu'' #14]]. As Sockness put it: "She drew Jakoba, from one of mine when her CPU pals wanted to see the Rokat".<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/cgybzh/chris_drawing_with_his_awkward_pen_grip_while/euxv3zz/</ref> For most of summer 2019, the two would interact relatively little, though other [[weens]] would try to push them closer together.<ref>[[Sarah and Steve]]</ref> In [[August 2019]], Chris, through his [[Magi-Chan]] sockpuppet on Twitter, [[naïve]]ly dismissed Sockness's violent inclinations and approved the idea of him coming to visit.<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Magi-Chan responds to Sockness' violent tendencies]]</ref> Meanwhile, Sockness would complain on Reddit that [[Chris and work|Chris's laziness]] would delay the [[Dimensional Merge]] (or ''Merger'', as he calls it) practically for ever.<ref>[http://archive.is/CrUwb Sockness grumbles that Chris's laziness will protract the Merge until he is dead of old age]</ref>

[[File:AlogSockness.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Jacob A-Logging Snyder.]]
On 20 September, a rumor began making the rounds amongst Christorians that Michael [[Snyder]] opened a new game store just outside the DC Suburbs. A link to an obituary site that listed one for Michael's father was also circulating and Jacob took the liberty of leaving a threatening comment in the guestbook. He basically said that God struck him down for Michael banning Chris from his store and that Chris and Magi-Chan will start the Dimensional Merge. He also added that God will strike down Michael next, all punctuated with a creepy picture of him donning his Chris garb and a cowboy hat.<ref>https://www.hillandwood.com/guestbook/255474</ref>

== Abortive Virginia trip ==
[[File:Socknesstraininfo.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Sockness's ominously one-way train ticket, with dates blacked out. Astute Kiwis have calculated that Sockness should have arrived on Saturday evening (28 September 2019) in [[Charlottesville]] had he continued.]]
On 7 [[September 2019]], Sockness released a [[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan|fabricated conversation]] between himself and [[Magi-Chan]] from [[May 2019|that May]], in which he declared that he and Chris would need meet in person and marry for the [[Dimensional Merge]] to proceed. Though Chris affirmed thereafter that the counterfeit dialogue was [[TRUE and HONEST|trustworthy]] and [[Financhu Crisis|begged]] for the funding to travel to California<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sockness-manipulated-chris-with-threat-to-stop-the-merge-rping-as-magi-chan.60642/post-5298762</ref>, he changed tactics within a few days, stating on Twitter that Chris, [[Chris and reality|in Magi-Chan's body]], had arrived on the West Coast from "behind the [[dimension]]al curtain",<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Longing for the Teen Troon Saga]]</ref> while Chris's body was safely in [[Virginia]]. Nevertheless, Chris remained interested in Sockness coming to visit him at [[14 Branchland Court|home]].<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#The fabled return of the real Chris]]</ref>

[[File:BarneySatanism.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|The rift between Jacob and Chris continued to widen on 28 September 2019, when Chris refused to join in Sockness's worship of [[Wikipedia:Barney & Friends|Barney]], whom Jacob believes to be Satan.]]
As autumn 2019 began, months of casual on-line role-playing would come to a head: on 24 September, Sockness reported that he had bought train tickets to make the transcontinental trip to Chris.<ref>[https://archive.fo/vS8ac Sockness announces he has secured transport on Reddit]</ref> He made clear that his intent was both [[Chris and sex|sexual]] and [[Chris and violence|violent]] on Reddit, comparing his plans for Chris's rear to Germany's devastation by Allied bombings during [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay|the War]],<ref>[http://archive.is/kGTRi Sockness: 'I'll just destroy her ass like carpeting bombing Germany in WWII. It'll be in flaming ruin.']</ref> despite being physically incapable of such a feat.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5643632 Sockness reveals incapacity to rape Chris, 27 November 2019]</ref>

However, only a day later, Chris posted a statement on Twitter along with a short audio clip, [[ChrisReleasesAStatementRegardingJacobSockness]], indicating his desire for Sockness to return home after Sockness had left for Virginia, and saying that somebody in Chicago would provide him with a return ticket.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-9-26-chris-sees-red-flags-about-sockness-cancels-his-visit.61648/post-5384612 Chris declares Sockness's destiny is to go home, asks his followers to stop him in Chicago]</ref> It seemed that Chris had a moment of clarity long enough to realise the magnitude of what was possibly going to happen if he let Sockness make his way to Virginia and into [[14BC]]. He elaborated on his decisions a day later, including a statement from one of Jacob's imaginary gods, Michiro. In his statement, Chris cited [[Chris and health|his health]] as unconducive to having guests, and that Jacob had gone down the path of evil. Chris also said that he foresaw that he and Jacob would end up in a similar situation to how Chris and [[Cole Smithey]] are. On 26 September, Sockness admitted defeat, tweeting that his "involvement with the Dimensional Merge has ended in failure" and that he would delete his Twitter account upon returning home.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-9-26-chris-sees-red-flags-about-sockness-cancels-his-visit.61648/page-6#post-5384295 Sockness quits, tweet screenshot mirrored on Kiwi Farms]</ref> Chris would confirm that Sockness had turned back the next day.<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Sockness is going home]]</ref> In a [[honor roll|poorly thought out]] attempt to save face, Sockness would later claim that his train ticket was his own forgery, and the entire Virginia trip a sham.<ref name=hoax>[[:File:SockHoax.jpg|Tweet by Sockness, 16 October 2019]]</ref>

== Failed romance ==
[[File:Sockness managing Chris's Patreon.jpeg|thumb|200px|Sockness handling Chris's Patreon funding, as he did with Ebay earlier in the year.]]
Despite spending over $1,500 through the course of his failed bid for Chris's attention, Sockness remained determined to win his prize in the end, and managed to slither back into Chris's inner circle of orbiters despite his dangerous behaviour. He apologised for his [[Chris and anger|emotional outbursts]] to reconcile with Chris, and has indicated that he wishes to try visiting Chris again at some indeterminate future time, making sure to bring a mutual friend along with him.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SocknessPlans.png</ref> When Chris indicated on 28 September his wish to attend [[April 2020|BABSCon]], to be held in April 2020 just outside of San Francisco, Sockness consoled himself that he would see Chris in person after all.<ref>[http://archive.is/j8eth Sockness's Twitter, archived 30 September 2019]</ref> However, he and Chris would not converse again for over two weeks after this.
[[File:TruePals.png|thumb|200px|left|Sarah and Steve declare themselves outright to favour Sockness with this original artwork.]]
Halfway through October 2019, Sockness entered the picture again. On 12 October, Chris whined on Twitter about complaints from customers regarding the [[Patreon]] books they had not received.<ref>[[October 2019 social media posts#Chris orders the Shipfic cards, snaps at customers wanting books]]</ref> Sockness, sensing an opportunity to regain access to Chris, discussed the matter with him, and then announced with his approval<ref>[[October 2019 social media posts#Good News to Patient Patrons (Patreon post)]]</ref> that he would be taking over management of the Patreon's financing, ostensibly to help, in a similar move to his managing Chris's eBay several months earlier. Emboldened, Sockness proclaimed on 16 October that he would fly to Virginia sometime about [[Halloween]].<ref name=hoax /> He promptly resumed hitting on Chris over Twitter, with Chris playing into it: on 19 October, Sockness, commenting on a video clip of cosplayers kissing, said: "How about it Love @CPU_CWCSonichu?", to which Chris answered, "I’m not gonna cosplay as Deadpool or a Zombie, but we can kiss at the future time."<ref name=cankiss>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1185683452282261505</ref> Halloween 2019 came and went with no indication that Sockness had flown to Virginia as he said he would.

Shifting tactics, Sockness determined to cordon Chris off from other social interactions, establishing himself as the only one Chris could trust. On 3 [[November 2019]] he managed to sour Chris's opinion of [[Null]].<ref>[[Null#Chris turns against Null]]</ref> Later that week, Sockness allied with a newly returned [[Sarah and Steve]] in byzantine Twitter dialogues ''defending'' Chris against others, including the [[Multidimensional White Knights]] and [[MKRNightVee]], who also seek to gain influence over him.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-11-3-sockness-manipulating-chris-to-trust-only-him-chris-turns-against-null.62825/post-5562273 Peak autism, 8 November 2019]</ref> Among his methods to suppress rivals, Sockness would harass MKRNightVee in direct messages.<ref name=screech>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5646079 Merge table talk, 27 November 2019]</ref> Further seeking to cut Chris off from other contacts, including those who [[Guard Dogs|genuinely mean him well]], Sockness created a list of various [[Kiwi Farms]] and [[Twitter]] users he deemed untrustworthy for criticising his bid for control.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-11-3-sockness-manipulating-chris-to-trust-only-him-chris-turns-against-null.62825/post-5576554 Sockness's Black Book, 11 November 2019]</ref>
=== Friendzoning and second estrangement ===
{{quote|I was following the request of Magi-Chan to keep on with Jacob, yet my feelings for him have developed, during the months. As for the present, I had to cool the romance, because even I Knew the whole time it was not meant to be, and Jacob's usefulness had become compromised.|Chris explaining his reasons for involving himself with Sockness to a random [[ween]]<ref name=aqua>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5653000 Chris blames Magi-Chan for Sockness, 30 November 2019]</ref>}}
Pressuring Chris to abandon his other contacts ultimately backfired. Chris received the list itself lukewarmly: while he affirmed that he was in [[Love Quest|love]] with Sockness, he still maintained some reservations on account of his many faults.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-11-3-sockness-manipulating-chris-to-trust-only-him-chris-turns-against-null.62825/post-5574329 Chris endorses Sockness against MKR, 11 November 2019]</ref> He challenged Sockness, noting that the list comprised mostly of Sockness's own enemies and asking whether he would be blacklisted also were he to turn on him.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-11-3-sockness-manipulating-chris-to-trust-only-him-chris-turns-against-null.62825/post-5578153 Chris's challenge for Sockness, 11 November 2019]</ref> Sockness went on to defeat the various pretenders to his position without much fanfare, though in vain: Chris was repulsed by Sockness's professed associations with demons, and issued a statement on 28 November 2019 that he was not in a romantic relationship with him, and moreover that the Dimensional Merge would be endangered by such intimacy with him.<ref>[http://archive.is/FVISg Chris rejects Sockness's overtures, 28 November 2019]</ref> His decision was applauded by other weens, some of whom had become Jacob's targets. Nonetheless, Chris still counts Sockness as a friend, and thinks of himself as protecting him against demons.<ref name=screech />

As had come to pass two months earlier, when Chris disrupted his journey to Virginia, Sockness responded to the word that he had been rejected with [[tard rage]]. He delivered an [[Chris and negotiation|ultimatum]] to Chris, threatening to revoke his tacit permission to use his fictional setting in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' and pursue him for [[Things Chris has ripped off|copyright infringement]] if he continues to use them, unless, of course, they become [[homos|husband]] and [[tomgirl|wife]].<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/11-29-sockness-takes-his-ball-and-goes-home.63588/post-5650528 Sockness turns on Chris, 29 November 2019]</ref> While he mostly conceded, agreeing with [[Stress|indifference]] no longer to use Jacob's demonic characters in his own works, he displayed in an autistic Parthian shot his usual [[honor roll|comprehension level]] of how [[Chris and copyright|intellectual property]] works: Chris's own experiences and memories of Jacob's [[dimensions|fictional universe]] were inviolable. Sockness remained adamant, sternly reiterating the [[Chris and the law|legal limits]] on what Chris could do [[Chris and money|financially]] with his characters in an endeavour to bring him back into his flabby arms. Holding firm, Chris stolidly himself of him by writing off their past business together as being at [[Magi-Chan]]'s request and describing Sockness as having outlived his usefulness.<ref name=aqua /> Neither would speak to each other again for over three weeks, and their friendship was dealt an irreparable blow.

Unlike the [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|deep scars]] left to the ''Sonichu'' canon by the Idea Guys, Sockness's deviant contributions, if not rejected outright, were turned on their head and made impotent to warp Chris's thought any more than it [[Chris and reality|already is]]. Against Sockness's order not to use his fantasy world, Chris would release on 16 [[December 2019]] a [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder|trading card]] declaring that his final triumph over Jacob and his infernal horde was assured.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5727293 Chris commemorates his victory, 16 December 2019]</ref> Later that month, Sockness sought to spark conflict between Chris and [[MKRNightVee]], but Chris recognised and dismissed these as the fabrications they were.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5755364 Sockness denounced as forger, 22 December 2019]</ref> For once, Chris had successfully managed to circumnavigate the malicious intent of one of his many orbiters. Chris's own autistic machinations have thwarted Sockness for now, but it does not seem likely that this is the end of Jacob's involvement with him.
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PlayStation 4

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The '''PlayStation 4''' is a [[video game]] console created by [[Sony]], originally released in North America on 15 [[November 2013]]. It is the best selling console of [[Wikipedia:History of video game consoles (eighth generation)|the eighth generation of gaming]], alongside the [[HEXbox|HEXbox One]] (with the [[Nintendo|Wii U]] trailing behind in sales but never falling off the market share). At least 95.47 million consoles have been sold by [[May 2019]].<ref>https://www.vgchartz.com/analysis/platform_totals/</ref>

Despite his fanaticism for [[PlayStation 3|the system's predecessor]] (and his [[Chris and money|tendency to spend hundreds of dollars on games for it]]), for two years following its release Chris made no indication of wanting to buy the life upgrade upgrade. This was most likely due to his [[Chris and health|family's health problems]] (compounded by his [[28 October 2011|run-in with the law]]) draining him of funds - as evidenced by him [[May 2014 Facebook Posts|repeatedly begging people to give him money/buy him LEGO sets]]. He did however show contempt for its competition - [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris Expresses His Outrage for Walmart|getting banned from his local Walmart for defacing an Xbox One standee]] - but this was the only thing he had to say about the modern "console wars" (which have been intense enough to be dramatized in ''[[South Park]]'', among other places).

This would change in [[February 2016]], around [[Chris's birthday|his 34th birthday]]. He also purchased a Wii U some time later.

==The birthday saga==
===The outset===
On the first of the month, Chris [[February 2016 Facebook Posts#GIMME STUFF FOR MY BIRTHDAY|asked for a PS4 and PlayStation Camera on Facebook]] alongside a slew of specifications - notably, he [[February 2016 Facebook Posts#Not Dizzy Enough To Beg For PS4!|would later specify]] a white ''Destiny'' bundle. Whomsoever saw fit to waste their hard-earned money on this gift would be "reimbursed" with a $500 voucher for Chris's [[Etsy]] shop - Chris naturally believing that his comics, [[medallions]], and [[Sonichu Amiibo|amiibo]] are worth hundreds of dollars. In fact, a $500 voucher would probably allow the donator to buy everything in the shop and still have around $50 in now-useless funds to spare. Having already given extremely specific demands for this "gift", Chris would [[February 2016 Facebook Posts#A Beg Big Note|further elaborate]] that buying him ''anything less'' than the ''Destiny'' bundle ''and'' camera would reduce the value on the voucher.

===Sorry, but really though give me a PS4===
The twelfth would see Chris upload [[Apologies for offending people|a video]] that opens with a customarily insincere apology - though he openly states he doesn't understand why anyone would be offended - then ''reiterates his demands'' at the end of the video.

===Things go sour===
Incredibly, February 24th came and went without anyone sending him a PS4 - instead, [[weens]] sent Chris worthless gift cards and a losing lottery ticket. A day later, he would upload [[Update: 2/25/16|another video]] complaining about this. Bizarrely, Chris appeared to have been so confident that someone would send him an expensive video game console that he became somewhat depressed when they didn't.

==Chris finally gets one==
[[Image:20160305081202.jpg|thumb|Chris using PS4 applications - the first bit of evidence that he had purchased one.]]

However, despite all his whining, it transpired on 5 [[March 2016]] that he had, in fact, obtained a PS4. It was widely held that Chris had just bought it for himself, but Chris credited a "Miss Kagney Lynn Moore from Seattle, Washington" as the ludicrously magnanimous donor. Closer examination of his Facebook page and of the order details showed that, of course, Chris had just bought it himself.. The name of the fictional donor could be derived from Kagney Lynn Karter and Kevin Moore, who have appeared in [[Sex toys|porn films]] together.

==Epilogue==
Having spent hundreds of dollars on a toy, Chris began to beg incessantly for donations he did nothing to earn shortly after in [[HELP, PLEASE!!!|many videos]].

==PS4 games Chris owns==
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'''Note:''' This table only covers games Chris has earned at least one trophy in. Another table is shown below covering games that are at 0% and he has evidently not touched. A full list can be seen on his PSN profile, [http://psnprofiles.com/Sonichu here].

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Game
!align="left"|Trophies
!align="left"|Progress
!align="left"|Comments
|-
||''[[LEGO]] [[Wikipedia:Lego Dimensions|DIMENSIONS]]''
|78
|100%
|A "[[toys]]-to-life" game (ala ''Skylanders'' or [[Sonichu Amiibo|amiibo]]) that is rather infamous for [[Chris and money|being much more expensive]] than its competitors.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Life Is Strange|Life is Strange]]''
|61
|100%
|
|-
|''My Name is Mayo''
|51
|100%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Ratchet & Clank (2016 video game)|Ratchet & Clank]]''
|47
|100%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Life Is Strange: Before the Storm|Life is Strange: Before the Storm]]''
|35
|100%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Order: 1886|The Order: 1886]]''
|22
|100%
|
|-
|''Level 22''
|21
|100%
|
|-
|''[[Sonic]] [[Wikipedia:Sonic Mania|Mania]]''
|18
|100%
|
|-
|''Letter Quest Remastered''
|12
|100%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Three Fourths Home|Three Fourths Home: Extended Edition]]''
|7
|100%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back|Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back]]''
|22
|87%
|
|-
|''[[Sonic_the_Hedgehog#Sonic_Forces|Sonic Forces]]
|45
|80%
|Chris purchased three copies of this game, each for different consoles.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Crash Bandicoot (video game)|Crash Bandicoot]]''
|21
|80%
|
|-
|''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] Legacy of the Duelist''
|17
|80%
|
|-
|''Back to Bed''
|13
|80%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Gone Home|Gone Home]]''
|9
|71%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Bubsy: The Woolies Strike Back|Bubsy: The Woolies Strike Back]]''
|10
|68%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Bendy and the Ink Machine|Bendy and the Ink Machine]]''
|16
|52%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Roundabout (video game)|Roundabout]]''
|4
|20%
|
|-
|''[[PaRappa the Rapper]] Remastered''
|19
|51%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Don't Die, Mr. Robot!|Don't Die, Mr. Robot!]]''
|7
|38%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Minecraft|Minecraft]]: PlayStation 4 Edition''
|38
|31%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Burnout Paradise|Burnout Paradise]] Remastered''
|25
|31%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Giana Sisters: Twisted Dreams|Giana Sisters: Twisted Dreams]] - Director's Cut''
|6
|31%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Lego Worlds|LEGO Worlds]]''
|26
|29%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Crash Bandicoot: Warped|Crash Bandicoot: Warped]]''
|10
|23%
|
|-
|''[[Little Big Planet]] [[Wikipedia:LittleBigPlanet 3|3]]''
|10
|21%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Uncharted: Drake's Fortune|Uncharted: Drakes' Fortune]] Remastered''
|15
|20%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:PaRappa the Rapper 2|PaRappa the Rapper 2]]''
|4
|19%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Bit.Trip#The_Bit.Trip|THE BIT.TRIP]]''
|9
|18%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Freedom Planet|Freedom Planet]]''
|3
|15%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Pure Chess|Pure Chess]]''
|3
|14%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Minecraft: Story Mode|Minecraft: Story Mode]]''
|7
|13%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Disney Afternoon Collection|The Disney Afternoon Collection]]''
|2
|10%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Skylanders: SuperChargers|Skylanders SuperChargers]]''
|5
|9%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:DC Universe Online|DC Universe Online]]''
|5
|8%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Destiny (video game)|Destiny]]''
|6
|7%
|Star of [[CWC's Destiny start|a "Let's Play"]] (that was [[Brutal Legend|completely silent]], thanks to Chris's cluelessness).
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sword Art Online: Lost Song|Sword Art Online: Lost Song]]
|4
|6%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Playroom (2013 video game)|THE PLAYROOM]]''
|2
|6%
|A collection of AR minigames built into the system. Most notable for being banned from streaming after a man [[Chris and sex|stripped and groped his drunk wife]] live.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Shovel Knight|Shovel Knight]]''
|4
|5%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Tetris Ultimate|Tetris Ultimate]]''
|1
|4%
|
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:ZombiU|ZOMBI]]''
|3
|4%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Skylanders: Trap Team|Skylanders Trap Team]]''
|2
|3%
|
|-
|''[[God of War]]''
|2
|2%
|
|-
|''[[Guitar Hero]] [[Wikipedia:Guitar Hero Live|Live]]''
|2
|2%
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Mother Russia Bleeds|Mother Russia Bleeds]]
|2
|2%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Skylanders: Swap Force|Skylanders SWAP Force]]''
|2
|2%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mighty No. 9|Mighty No. 9]]''
|1
|1%
|
|-
|''[[Transformers]] [[Wikipedia:Transformers: Devastation|Devastation]]''
|1
|1%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Payday2|PAYDAY 2: Crimewave Edition]]''
|1
|1%
|Bought and played under the influences of [[Idea Guys]].
|-
|}

===Games at 0%===
Chris has 29 games which have been purchased but without trophies or progress which can be assumed to have not been booted up.

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Game
!align="left"|Release Date
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Uncharted 2: Among Thieves|Uncharted 2: Among Thieves]] Remastered''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Hitman Go|Hitman GO]]: Definitive Edition''
|2016
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception|Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception]] Remastered''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Toy Soldiers: War Chest|Toy Soldiers War Chest]]''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Helldivers|HELLDIVERS]]''
|2015
|-
|''The Treasures of Montezuma 4''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:PixelJunk Shooter|PixelJunk Shooter]] Ultimate''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Swapper|The Swapper]]''
|2014
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Hohokum|Hohokum]]''
|2014
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Infamous Second Son|inFAMOUS Second Son]]''
|2014
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Woah Dave!|Woah Dave!]]''
|2014
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Retro City Rampage|Retro City Rampage]] DX''
|2014
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Race the Sun (video game)|Race The Sun]]''
|2014
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Grim Fandango|Grim Fandango]] Remastered''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Killzone Shadow Fall|Killzone Shadow Fall]]''
|2013
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Call of Duty: Black Ops III|Call of Duty: Black Ops III]]''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Nova-111|Nova-111]]''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Thomas Was Alone|Thomas Was Alone]]''
|2014
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Terraria|Terraria]]''
|2014
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Hotline Miami|Hotline Miami]]''
|2014
|-
|''Invokers Tournament''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Knack (video game)|KNACK]]''
|2013
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Lone Survivor (video game)|Lone Survivor]]''
|2013
|-
|''Shütshimi''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Doom (2016 video game)|DOOM]]''
|2016
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Overwatch (video game)|Overwatch: Origins Edition]]''
|2016
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Psycho-Pass: Mandatory Happiness|Psycho-Pass: Mandatory Happiness]]''
|2016
|-
|''Uncanny Valley''
|2017
|}
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2019-12-11T06:36:44Z

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2019-12-11T06:30:56Z

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<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]] It is currently [[December 2019]].</center>

'''Ongoing''': ''[[My Little Pony]]'' ([[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder|playing cards]])

*'''7 December''' - Triggered over a redesign by '''[[ProjectSNT]]''' of [[Wild Sonichu]], and sick with a [[Chris and health#Excretory health|urinary infection]], Chris whines on Twitter in Yoda-style word salad. He later offers actual insight into why he got so angry, but ultimately comes off as petulant over an aspect of his character so minor that he normally glosses straight over it.
*'''29 November''' - Reversing course, '''[[Jacob Sockness#Friendzoning and second estrangement|Sockness denies Chris the right to use his demon OCs in his works]]''' unless they [[homos|marry]], declaring such use would be [[Chris and copyright|copyright infringement]].
*'''27 November''' - [[Jacob Sockness|Sockness]] is [[Friend Zone|pushed back]] a comfortable distance again on Twitter as Chris '''[http://archive.is/FVISg denies that they must be in a relationship]''' to complete the [[Dimensional Merge]].
*'''26 November''' - In an effort to promote his [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder|trading cards]], Chris '''[[Playing Twilight Sparkle’s Secret Shipfic Folder with the New Sonichu Deck!‎‎|live-streams]]''' himself playing with them again.
*'''23 November''' - A new website, [[Cwcvilleshopping.com]], for Chris to [[Chris and business|sell]] his expensive expansion packs to a free game is launched.
*'''19 November''' - Two weeks after the Chandlers pay a $650 property tax bill, '''[[November 2019 social media posts#Chris begs; posts creepy photo of Barb|Chris begs]]''' for more [[Chris and money|money]] on behalf of [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]], posting a creepy photo of her and demanding people not tell him to [[Chris and work|get a job]]. On the same day, '''[[:File:Court Record - 2019 Second Round Sub Debt Case, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000392-01).png|Second Round Sub files for garnishment]]''' against Chris for the $2,476.63 judgement from a year before.
*'''18 November''' - The [[Dimensional Merge]] enters its second year.

<center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[December 2019 social media posts|social media posts]] or visit [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms].''</center>

<center>[[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] is '''not''' [[Chris and death|dead]]; we last heard from her [[November 2019 social media posts#Chris begs; posts creepy photo of Barb|'''

{{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|2019-11-19 16:12:0}})/86400 round 0}}}}''']] days ago.</center>

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