Amnyfest Ring

2014-06-04T20:46:31Z

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[[Image:ECP_00032.jpg|thumb|left|The One [[TRUE and HONEST]] Ring.]]
[[Image:126499951987.jpg|thumb|One ring to rule them all.]]
[[Image:Amnyfest.jpg|thumb|And you faggots thought it was his [[Medallion|medallion]] that gave him his powers.]]
[[File:Amnyfest.PNG|thumb|[[Beel]] learns the true sources of Chris's powers.]]

{{quote|my POWERS NEVER truly came from the [[Medallion|Medal]]; they came from my High School Ring the WHOLE time. I wore the ring the VERY FIRST TIME I thought of [[Sonichu]] and from then on as well, so there is [[Honest Content|the FACT]].|Chris, 15 [[October 2008]]<ref>[[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog#Sonichu Comic #10 Preview]]</ref>}}
{{Quote|I want everybody to know that when I am wearing my ring, I am being most [[honest]] and upfront, just like I did when I wore my medallion.|Chris, 9 [[March 2009]]<ref>[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]</ref>}}
The '''Amnyfest Ring'''<ref>[[Chris Chan Update 9 October 2008]]</ref><ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>, an egregious mispronunciation of "[[Wikipedia:Amethyst|amethyst]] ring" (as amethyst is [[Chris's]] [[Wikipedia:Birthstone#Birthstone_lists|birthstone]]<ref name="IRC">[[IRC (24 October 2008)]]</ref>), also known as the '''high school ring'''<ref name="IRC"/><ref>[[CWC Update 4 March 2009]]</ref>, is Chris's fallback source of his powers to counter the victory cries of trolls after his [[Sonichu medallion]] was destroyed by [[Blanca]] on 20 October [[2008]].

==Appearance==
The One Ring is engraved with "LANCERS", "CWC", an image of a [[White knight|lancer]] and a coat of arms for the class and school. The amethyst is a galaxy cut on top and a [[rainbow]] on the bottom.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref><ref name="IRC"/>
[[File:possibleamnyfest.jpg|thumb|Approximate appearance of the relic, based on descriptions.]]

After [[Blanca]] stole and destroyed the medallion, Chris indicated that the high school ring is the source of all his powers, and that wearing his ring is sufficient enough to make a video [[TRUE and HONEST]]. Since then, many videos have started with Chris briefly showing that he is wearing the Ring, to indicate that it is a TRUE and HONEST video.

Like Chris's [[Semen|DNA]], the ring is indisputable proof of his identity, as no other person could order an amethyst high school ring in the same size with the same engravings. He has explained this in his [[CWCipedia]] [[Mailbag]].<ref>[[Mailbag 3#In which Chris advises Hitler to keep his Promises]]</ref>

The enormous emotional significance that he attaches to it is further evidence that [[The High School Story|Chris cannot move on from high school]].

On 10 [[January 2010]], Chris, for some reason, started wearing the ring around his medallion while calling out [[Alec Benson Leary]].<ref>[[Down with asperchu]]</ref>

Along with the Sonichu medallion, the Amnyfest Ring went on hiatus for much of [[2010]]. (It was theorized that its destruction by a heroic Icelandic troll led to the March/April 2010 [[Wikipedia:Eyjafjallajökull|Eyjafjallajökull]] eruption.) However, Chris's sudden reversion to classic form in a video released on 6 [[September 2010]] featured, among other familiar tics, an emphatic display of the ring.<ref>[[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV]]</ref> He also wore it in the April [[2013]] "I AM MY OWN FREE BITCH!" photos.
[[File:Own free bitch.jpg|thumb|I guess you are.]]
==Sources==
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==External links==
*[http://www.jostens.com/rings/class_rings_lp_hs.html Josten's high school rings] - of which Chris's is most likely one.

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2014-06-04T20:42:56Z

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Wes Iseli

2013-01-12T20:10:55Z

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{{quote|Wes is a magician and regretfully, [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah's]] boyfriend. Because of this, Christian is very jealous and dislikes him much.|[[:Image:291-ACWesBck.jpg|Wes Iseli ''Animal Crossing'' card]]}}

[[Image:WesIseli2.jpg|thumb|Wes Iseli: party magician, charity worker, married man, and evil hedgehog.]]

'''Wes Iseli''' (pronounced [wɛs ˈaɪzli])<ref>[[Mumble 4]], around 22 minutes in</ref> (born 10 November 1977) [[Emily|briefly dated]] [[Sarah Hammer]], Chris's long-time [[gal-pal]]. Wes is a magician in real life (available for birthdays, weddings, funerals and [[Michael Snyder|bar mitzvahs]]) and is currently married to another woman.

Although [[trolls]] have been trying to contact Wes ever since they found his various online accounts, he hasn't offered any official statements on [[Chris]] or his involvement in [[Sonichu (comic)|the comics]]. Apparently, he doesn't feel the need to talk shit about some guy he barely knew just because he was jealous of Wes's relationship with an ex-girlfriend of his.

== In real life ==
Wes Iseli was known to have dated Sarah Hammer at some point during Chris's [[Manchester High School|High School]] years. Chris claims to have originally been provoked into his [[Love Quest]] after seeing Sarah sitting on Wes's lap and becoming [[Chris and anger|enraged]]. Much like with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], this lead to a one sided blood feud with him, and he began to see Wes as a romantic rival and an enemy, even though Sarah saw Chris as nothing more than a friend and Wes himself probably barely even knew Chris as anything other than "that autistic kid Sarah hangs out with".

The trio of [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and [[Black Sonichu]] in Chris's early ideas before the comic started, existed to represent the "hero, lover and rival" triangle that Chris believed himself, Sarah and Wes to fulfill as well, with Chris [[Ego|obviously]] cast as the hero, and Wes as the villain. This is evident in the [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]] story, in which he represented himself and Sarah as Sonichu and Rosechu, and when Wes was brought up in passing, Chris included a drawing of Blake holding a magic wand and magician's hat, complete with helpful annotation pointing out that he was evil. Chris would later come up with unique Sonichu forms for himself, Wes and Sarah instead of using Sonichu, Rosechu and Blake as stand-ins, and these new Sonichu forms would go on to be featured in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]].

Chris also included avatars of Wes in his homemade ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' and ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' cards, for both his human form and his Sonichu form in each, (though in the ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' cards the human Wes Iseli was just named as "A [[Jerk]]").

== In the comic ==
[[File:Wls.PNG|thumb|Wes-Li is pissed.]]

As the author of the comic, when Chris first made [[Sonichu 2|Sonichu #2]] he was given the unique opportunity to [[Chris and reality|revise his personal history with Wes]] at his leisure. Comic Wes differs from his real life counterpart in that whilst the real Wes Iseli broke up with Sarah, moved on, married another woman, probably forgot Chris ever existed and is now [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcybvGOvmrY running a charity which helps fight Parkinson's Disease], Comic Wes appears to have [[Chris and his Ego|held a grudge against Chris]] ever since he first met him while he was dating Sarah, in spite of Chris having nothing he wanted and him having no reason to even care about Chris. Dialogue also indicates that he was still dating Sarah by the time the trio first gained their powers, as Sarah "breaks up" with him halfway through Episode 8.

=== Wesley Iseli/Walter Grisby ===
Wes Iseli (later [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retconned]] as "'''Walter Grisby'''") was one of the chosen three of the [[Anchuent Prophecy]], alongside [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]] and [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. Wes learned that he was the descendant of the [[Wasabi Clan]], and upon gaining his powers his own ancestor implored him to take vengeance upon the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]], who was now Chris. Wes, knowing of Chris's jealousy towards him, accepts.

He later finds both Chris and [[Sonichu]] out on the "rough terrain" just outside [[CWCville]], and the two fight, not only over their current feud, but also over the Cherokee/Wasabi war in the ancient past, over the [[Cherokian Crown]]. Wes grabs the crown out of thin air during the fight, (implying that he had stolen it from Chris though this is never shown), and eventually the fight ends when Sarah appears and impales Wes against a tree with a lightning arrow, just as he was about to defeat Chris. Sarah breaks up with him, he whines a bit, [[Chris and hypocrisy|Chris tells him to suck it up and move on]], and he then unites with Chris and Sarah to defeat the [[Wikipedia:Golem|golem]] summoned by [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Count Graduon]].

[[Image:Sonichu05-P12.jpg|thumb|Wes-Li Sonichu apparently [[Chris and art|grows to about 20 feet tall]], does an [[Wikipedia:Edward G. Robinson|Edward G. Robinson]] impression, and kidnaps [[Sarah Hammer]] in [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]]]]

In [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu #5'']] he appeared again to use his magical powers to kidnap Sarah at her wedding to [[William Spicer]]. This being the early days of the [[Megan]] Saga, Chris drew heavily from anime inspirations in this issue, so Chris and Wes did battle via [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|children's card games]] rather than an actual fight. He still fails nonetheless, proving for a second time that Wes was a superior fighter to him, but he is saved by [[Sailor Megtune]] and [[Megagi La Skunk]], and the wedding continues without issue.

Iseli was briefly seen in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu #7'']], attending the conference of villains following Christian's disappearance into the [[Time Void]]. Given that the conference was ran by Mary and Count Graduon, the evil who Wes was destined to defeat alongside Chris and Sarah, it's clear that at some point here the prophecy went horribly, horribly wrong. Not that this is ever addressed of course.

Wes was last seen in the comic in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu #9'']], appearing on a grand total of two pages. First early in the issue, where he was seen scouting around the city in preparation for the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PVCC]] attack, assisted by [[Reldnahc Ha-Taque]] and [[Silvana]], and later on again, when he calls Mary and tells her that a magic dome was protecting the [[CWCville Shopping Center]] from attack, and that they needed Mary to come down there personally to get through. He is never seen fighting in this issue, and it is the last time he is seen.

Still to this day, Wes's final fate remains unknown. Whether he was counted among the brainwashing victims freed by Chris or not has never been stated, and depending on whether or not Wes was acting of his own free will in helping Mary and the PVCC, he may or may not be the last surviving villain other than [[Clawdorf]] and [[Metal Sonichu]] after the [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu #10'']] purge.

===Wes-Li Sonichu===
[[Image:FlameSnipers.jpg|thumb|Wes-li's Flame Sniper (left) compared to Sailor Mars' Flame Sniper (right).]]

Wes-Li Sonichu (pronounced [wɛzlaɪ], "Wez-lie", according to Chris's [[videobooks]], and as "Wesley" according to the [[Audiobooks]]) is the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] form of Wes Iseli when he is transformed by the Fireshock Pendant empowered by the [[Anchuent Prophecy]]. Although the prophecy foretold that Wes-Li, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|Chris-Chan]], and [[Saramah Rosechu|Saramah]] would work together to defeat [[Count Graduon]], Wes's spitefulness toward Chris and his bitterness at having been rejected by [[Sarah Hammer]] would lead him to use his powers for evil.

Prior to the retcon, Wes-Li was a passable pun. With the name change, it makes absolutely no sense that a person named "Walter Grisby" would have an alter ego that does not resemble his name in any way - unless one knows the background of this character.

As he is not seen as much, Wes-Li Sonichu does not have the vast selection of powers that Chris-Chan Sonichu does. He is however, seen using the Pokémon moves Fire Blast, Flamethrower, Mega Kick and Sky Uppercut, as well as a move known as the Flame Sniper, in which he uses a bow and arrow made of fire to shoot at a target. The name and attack itself are another rip off from [[Sailor Moon]]. With help from Chris-Chan and Saramah, Wes-Li can also use the "Team Blast: Blue Fireball Attack", but being the stupid Deus Ex Machina finishing move it is, the attack is used only once to destroy Graduon's golem and is never used again. It is also ripped off from ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Heroes]]''.

=== Wasabi Rival ===
[[File:Wasabi rival.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The Wasabi Rival or the Pope? YOU DECIDE!]]

The Wasabi Rival was the ancient alter ego of Wes Iseli in the ''Sonichu'' comics. According to ''[[Sonichu 2]]'', the [[Wasabi Clan]] were contemporaries of the Ancient Cherokee. One of the Wasabi, presumably a leader figure of some sort, somehow determined that stealing the [[Cherokian Crown]] from his [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|rival]] would allow him and his tribe to rule the world. This led to a bitter rivalry between the ambitious Wasabi man and the Cherokian Leader. Despite their differences, the Cherokian Leader and his Wasabi Rival were eventually able to forge a temporary alliance against the greater menace of [[Count Graduon]]. Together, the Wasabi and Cherokee defeated Graduon, imprisoning him within a magic scepter for centuries.

Years later, when the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] was at last fulfilled, the Wasabi Rival appeared in a vision to his reincarnation, Wes Iseli, in order to instruct him in use of the Fireshock Pendant. It's never explained quite how the Rival was able to communicate with his future self in such a way, but he apparently does. He then teaches Wes how to use all his powers and sends him off to his first battle.

Notably, even though the entire reason Wes had the powers at all was because Count Graduon had come back and needed to be stopped again, something the Wasabi Rival should have known was the priority at that moment, he still told Wes to go after Chris and steal the [[Cherokian Crown]] anyway. Either that crown is ''really, really important'', or the Wasabi Rival just enjoys being a douche from beyond the grave.
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==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:290-ACWes.jpg|Human Wes. Note that everything is on fire behind him.
Image:291-ACWesBck.jpg|Page quote is from this card.
File:Wes.PNG|Another drawing of Wes that, of course, [[Chris and art|doesn't look anything like the first one]]. Note the Fireshock Pendant and rabbit in a hat.
Image:295-WesLi.jpg|Flame on, bitch!
Image:140-AJerk.jpg|Chris, ripping himself off.
Image:296-FireshockPendant.jpg|Fireshock Pendant
Image:294-YuWesLi.jpg|It's just not as impressive without the flame background.
Image:292-ACWesLi.jpg|And even less so with the ''Animal Crossing'' logo.
Image:293-ACWesLiBck.jpg|Notice how the human Wes has no star sign but Wes-Li does?
File:Wes_li_xbox.jpg|Wes Li plays [[HEXbox]], further cementing his villainous status.
</gallery></center>

== Sources ==
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==External links==
* [http://partymagic.50megs.com/ Old magic site]
* [http://wesiseli.com/ New magic site]
* [http://www.youtube.com/wesleyiseli YouTube account]
* [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1205570207 Facebook]

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2013-01-12T20:04:28Z

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Amnyfest Ring

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