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Chris and bans

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Chris and Bans

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User talk:4Macie

2011-08-10T21:47:32Z

Maraakate:

You're hot! --[[User:Snuffleupagus|Snuffleupagus]] 14:48, 9 January 2011 (PST)
:''[walks into Macie's bedroom, making furnace noises through snuffle]'' f-f-f-f-f ''[in a normal voice]'' Get out of bed! Get out of bed! Snuffle-uffle-snuffle-uffle... ''[pokes Macie with snuffle. Macie jumps out of bed and lands on her butt.]'' --[[User:Snuffleupagus|Snuffleupagus]] 19:44, 11 January 2011 (PST)

== You have a nice butt ==

''[slaps Macie on the butt]'' I love your butt...and your legs, too. --[[User:Snuffleupagus|Snuffleupagus]] 07:10, 3 February 2011 (PST)

== PS3 and PSN (answer if you dare) ==

Well, I guess the PS3 or PSN (I don't own either so it's one or the other) is going offline for maintenance for 12 or more hours... What will Chris do?!?! Will this be the day he comes back to the internet? [[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 11:27, 9 March 2011 (PST)
:it just means he can't play games online, which he rarely does anyway because he's scared of trolls or whatever. it's even been a few days since he logged into LBP to delete all the negative comments -[[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 12:03, 9 March 2011 (PST)
:: Ah, so it's the PSN then, not the whole PS3. Hmmm... Well I was kinda hoping something interesting was going to happen... that stinks. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 12:06, 9 March 2011 (PST)
::Thing is, Chris doesn't have a computer, so if he had no PS3 access he couldn't even record a video. The PSN being down is the best case. Still, I wouldn't hold your breath. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 12:39, 9 March 2011 (PST)
::: Ah man... you guys just keep bursting my bubble...Well just so you know, I think I will hold my breath. :P --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 14:26, 9 March 2011 (PST)

== Story ==

What it is? [[User:Maraakate|Maraakate]] 14:47, 10 August 2011 (PDT)

User:Maraakate

2011-08-09T23:24:19Z

Maraakate: Created page with "i have a six inch cock with four inch diameter bawls."

i have a six inch cock with four inch diameter bawls.

Talk:It's not that cold

2011-08-09T23:23:15Z

Maraakate: six inch cock with four inch diameter bawwwwwwwwwls

{{Not A Forum}}
Is Chris wearing a new muscle bra? And is it me of did his gut grow again? If yes to either, should they be added to the page?--[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 15:52, 9 August 2011 (PDT)
: New bra sure. Observations about his forever-enlarged stomach - nah. Not unless he got liposuction or something. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:00, 9 August 2011 (PDT)

I'll transcribe it if nobody else is already doing it... --[[User:Cupcake299|Cupcake299]] 16:14, 9 August 2011 (PDT)
:Please do.[[User:Maraakate|Maraakate]] 16:23, 9 August 2011 (PDT)

Talk:Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia

2011-07-21T01:05:13Z

Maraakate: Don't mention shit mannnn.

I think this needs further wikifying, and we need to update other pages accordingly to reference this. This forum contains the use of several CWC-isms we haven't seen for a while, and it also makes the first reference to Dating Education or Chris's parents since GodJesus knows when. I also need to ask whether or not an "analysis" section summarising everything we learned about Chris from this would be overdoing it or not? Just something about the footnotes style of things like the google search information stuck between posts just makes the page seem messy to me. Also, whoever it was who came up with this forum and set it up, I will personally fly over to wherever you live and give you a blowjob for this. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:51, 20 July 2011 (PDT)

Would it be presumptuous to say this could be a troll? Was there any conclusive evidence that it's not babby's first "Lol if I copy Chris' mannerisms then I can be epin"? Consider: less sporadic Use of Capital Letters, being as blatant as possible without screaming "I'M CHRIS" and no corroborating evidence to suggest it's him. Barring chats with Kim being released (if only) or the Dilluminati confirming I would take this with a grain of salt. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 07:59, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
*Maybe Chris is *gasp* CHANGING. Seriously, this is Chris. I don't tolerate fake shit on the CWCki. As much as PVCC would like to, I would not allow them to post something from Chris unless it actually was (and this is actually from Chris). Seriously, you people who think that someone is Chris just because they have a similar name to a user name is Chris, yet something that actually with Chris arouses skepticism. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:49, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
* *snipped* [[User:Canine|Canine]] 09:38, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
*Sir I am both shocked ''and'' appalled that you would even question the validity of this bountiful harvest of Chris stuff. MAYBE I'LL JUST HAUL IT ALL BACK TO PVCC AND GIVE IT TO A TROLL WHO WILL APPRECIATE IT? --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 11:10, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
** I concede defeat. Sorry Champthom. Sorry Thrognzorrg. The months have been cruel. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 14:54, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
*Thanks Thorgnzorrg, this is a riot. The profile information Chris has for Kookydashy is pretty hilarious so I threw a quick pic at the introduction. [[User:Westbound|Westbound]] 13:44, 20 July 2011 (PDT)

== The Pictures ==

Not that it really really pertains to Chris, but for validity's sake...aren't both "pictures" of Suchin... Suchin gives us the first picture and the Tippy says that he/she got a picture to remember the night... I'm assuming it's OF Suchin, not of Tippy. I'm going to change the name under the picture, if I'm wrong, please feel free to correct me. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 12:21, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
*Both pictures are Suchin. Tippy made the post in which the secont Suchin picture was posted. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 12:31, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
** The picture said Tippy so I changed it. That's what I was referring to. Unless it was Tippy after he put on Suchin's lingerie...they said they'd share (or more accurately Suchin liked to share). --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 12:42, 20 July 2011 (PDT)

== Fingernail ==

"I even had to have a fingernail replaced in surgery years ago; it is growing in well, even though slower than the other nine." - someone should go through all past videos frame-by-frame to find out which fingernail it is, this is important -[[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 14:23, 20 July 2011 (PDT)

== Who's the gal-pal? ==

He mentions discussing things with his "closest gal-pal". Was that a troll who had been speaking to him privately, or is someone in he knows real life going along with this? --[[User:Elias|Elias]] 15:28, 20 July 2011 (PDT)