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2017-05-31T22:28:12Z

Mariojuggernaut24:

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*31 May - Chris posted the cover page for a special edition of [[Sonichu]] on [[Twitter]] where he drew the [http://youtube.wikia.com/wiki/Planet_Dolan Planet Dolan] crew [https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/869987843141062656 mingling with Sonichu's Gang]
*29 May - Sorbet is [[Sorbet's still recovering, with a nasal problem. Poor boy|shown in a video]] to have breathing issues as a result of sustaining an injury 10 days before.
*24 May - Chris plans to [[May 2017 Facebook posts#Planning to copy fan idea for Sonichu comic|copy a fan comic's plot]] of a wedding between Sonichu and Rosechu, Later, [[Minor Update, Handouts!‎|Chris and Barb beg for money]], and Chris released four new sketches of [[Sonichu 11]].
*23 May - Twelve new, colored pages of [[Sonichu 11]] are released.
*22 May - Sorbet [[May 2017 Facebook posts#Sorbet back from the vet, recovering|returns from his stay at the vet and continues to recover]].
*20 May - Chris unveils [[May 2017 tweets#Sonichu and Rosechu done adulting|another sketch of Sonichu 11 art]], a [[May 2017 tweets#Official LGBTQ poster for the Sonichu books|colored-in drawing of a LGBT poster]] for the series, and [[May 2017 tweets#Sonichu 12 cover and first few pages|several sketches of Sonichu 12 pages]].
*19 May - After announcing that [[May 2017 Facebook posts#Pretend ads in Sonichu|Sonichu 11 pages will be ready in a few days]], Chris begs for handouts. Later that day, he discovers that his cat, Sorbet, [[May 2017 Facebook posts#Sorbet badly injured, staying at vet|had been seriously injured]] and takes him to a vet.
*15 May - Chris [[Live Drawing Stream#05152017|records himself using Photoshop for an hour and a half]]. He begs for his audience to "PLEASE DONATE BIG NOW!" even though he filmed himself surrounded by expensive electronics, such as the PS4 camera and laptop.

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2017-05-31T22:21:57Z

Mariojuggernaut24:

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*31 May - Chris posted the cover page for a special edition of [[Sonichu]] on [[Twitter]] where he drew the [http://youtube.wikia.com/wiki/Planet_Dolan Planet Dolan] crew mingling with Sonichu's Gang
*29 May - Sorbet is [[Sorbet's still recovering, with a nasal problem. Poor boy|shown in a video]] to have breathing issues as a result of sustaining an injury 10 days before.
*24 May - Chris plans to [[May 2017 Facebook posts#Planning to copy fan idea for Sonichu comic|copy a fan comic's plot]] of a wedding between Sonichu and Rosechu, Later, [[Minor Update, Handouts!‎|Chris and Barb beg for money]], and Chris released four new sketches of [[Sonichu 11]].
*23 May - Twelve new, colored pages of [[Sonichu 11]] are released.
*22 May - Sorbet [[May 2017 Facebook posts#Sorbet back from the vet, recovering|returns from his stay at the vet and continues to recover]].
*20 May - Chris unveils [[May 2017 tweets#Sonichu and Rosechu done adulting|another sketch of Sonichu 11 art]], a [[May 2017 tweets#Official LGBTQ poster for the Sonichu books|colored-in drawing of a LGBT poster]] for the series, and [[May 2017 tweets#Sonichu 12 cover and first few pages|several sketches of Sonichu 12 pages]].
*19 May - After announcing that [[May 2017 Facebook posts#Pretend ads in Sonichu|Sonichu 11 pages will be ready in a few days]], Chris begs for handouts. Later that day, he discovers that his cat, Sorbet, [[May 2017 Facebook posts#Sorbet badly injured, staying at vet|had been seriously injured]] and takes him to a vet.
*15 May - Chris [[Live Drawing Stream#05152017|records himself using Photoshop for an hour and a half]]. He begs for his audience to "PLEASE DONATE BIG NOW!" even though he filmed himself surrounded by expensive electronics, such as the PS4 camera and laptop.

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2017-05-31T22:20:35Z

Mariojuggernaut24: Added the latest twitter post regarding Chris having planet Dolan characters on the cover page.

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*31 May - Chris posted the cover page for a special edition of [[Sonichu]] on [[Twitter]] where he drew the [http://youtube.wikia.com/wiki/Planet_Dolan Planet Dolan] crew mingling with Sonichu.
*29 May - Sorbet is [[Sorbet's still recovering, with a nasal problem. Poor boy|shown in a video]] to have breathing issues as a result of sustaining an injury 10 days before.
*24 May - Chris plans to [[May 2017 Facebook posts#Planning to copy fan idea for Sonichu comic|copy a fan comic's plot]] of a wedding between Sonichu and Rosechu, Later, [[Minor Update, Handouts!‎|Chris and Barb beg for money]], and Chris released four new sketches of [[Sonichu 11]].
*23 May - Twelve new, colored pages of [[Sonichu 11]] are released.
*22 May - Sorbet [[May 2017 Facebook posts#Sorbet back from the vet, recovering|returns from his stay at the vet and continues to recover]].
*20 May - Chris unveils [[May 2017 tweets#Sonichu and Rosechu done adulting|another sketch of Sonichu 11 art]], a [[May 2017 tweets#Official LGBTQ poster for the Sonichu books|colored-in drawing of a LGBT poster]] for the series, and [[May 2017 tweets#Sonichu 12 cover and first few pages|several sketches of Sonichu 12 pages]].
*19 May - After announcing that [[May 2017 Facebook posts#Pretend ads in Sonichu|Sonichu 11 pages will be ready in a few days]], Chris begs for handouts. Later that day, he discovers that his cat, Sorbet, [[May 2017 Facebook posts#Sorbet badly injured, staying at vet|had been seriously injured]] and takes him to a vet.
*15 May - Chris [[Live Drawing Stream#05152017|records himself using Photoshop for an hour and a half]]. He begs for his audience to "PLEASE DONATE BIG NOW!" even though he filmed himself surrounded by expensive electronics, such as the PS4 camera and laptop.

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2015-09-01T14:25:27Z

Mariojuggernaut24:

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* 1 September - Chris announces that he has just completed a belly-dancing course. He also posted a video on Watch Mojo talking about [[trolls]]
* 29 August - Chris attends [[OmegaCon]] in [[Charlottesville]].
* 26 August - Chris hints that someone is paying him to draw more [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]].
* 24 August - Chris [[August 2015 Facebook Posts#No More Ms. Nice Guy|sweetens the deal]] on his Blake Amiibo.
* 22 August - Chris [[August 2015 Facebook Posts#Chris is a Lipstick Lesbian|declares]] that he is a "lipstick lesbian," changing his [[Facebook]] profile to reflect the fact.
* 22 August - Chris offers [[August 2015 Facebook Posts#Good Blood|advice]] to [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]] students.
* 19 August - Having sold only two of the Blake Amiibo, Chris is forced to relist the item.
* 12 [[August 2015|August]] - Chris offers a new [[Blake]] [[Sonichu Amiibo]] for sale on [[eBay]].

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2015-06-10T03:32:01Z

Mariojuggernaut24:

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* 9 June: Chris bitches about how Sega didn't learn about what happened since Sonic Boom.
* 6 June - A sequel to [[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic Boom]] is announced and Chris [[Chris and anger|isn't happy]].
* 3 [[June 2015|June]] - Chris writes another [[Miiverse]] post about the [[Nintendo|Wii U]] [[Video games|game]], [[wikipedia:Splatoon|Splatoon]].
* 23 [[May 2015|May]] - Chris posts a Q&A on Facebook answering some questions about being trans.
* 21 May - [[Chris]] uploads a photo on [[Facebook]] revealing that he had changed [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] into a female [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] (or [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]]), to better fit his [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|persona]].
* 16 May- Chris posts a bunch of texts between him and an unknown person discussing lesbian [[sex]].
* 12 May- Chris posts some new pictures on [[Facebook]]. Comments from [[Kim Wilson]] indicate that (s)he is undergoing hormone replacement. An image of Chris wearing pasties is also briefly added to the [[Brassieres For Males]] page.
* 7 May - Chris's fourth court date. ''Another'' continuance. Next one is [[June 2015|June 11]].

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2015-05-21T17:47:12Z

Mariojuggernaut24:

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*21 May- Chris uploads a photo on his Facebook account revealing that he changed Chris Chan Sonichu into a female Sonichu. Completely contradicting one aspect known in the [[Sonichu]]
* 16 [[May 2015|May]]- Chris posts a bunch of texts between him and an unknown person discussing lesbian [[sex]].
* 12 May- Chris posts some new pictures on [[Facebook]]. Comments from [[Kim Wilson]] indicate that (s)he is undergoing hormone replacement. An image of Chris wearing pasties is also briefly added to the [[Brassieres For Males]] page.
* 7 May - Chris's fourth court date. ''Another'' continuance. Next one is [[June 2015|June 11]].
* 23 [[April 2015|April]] - Chris posts 2 [[Mario Kart 8 Videos|Mario Kart videos]] on [[Miiverse]].
* 22 April - It is discovered that Chris has begun playing ''Minecraft'', under the name "[https://minebook.me/christineweston/ ChristineWeston]".
* 21 April - Chris tries to rally support for an autistic sixth-grader convicted of a felony. He posts a link to an online petition.
* 20 April - Chris is pissed on why ''Knuckles' Chaotix'' and ''Sonic CD'' haven't been ported to modern consoles or Virtual Console. (Note that ''Sonic CD'' has been ported to, among other things, the [[Idea Book Case|iPhone]].)

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2015-05-21T17:36:45Z

Mariojuggernaut24: update.

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*20 May- Chris uploads a photo on his Facebook account revealing that he changed Chris Chan Sonichu into a female Sonichu.
* 16 [[May 2015|May]]- Chris posts a bunch of texts between him and an unknown person discussing lesbian [[sex]].
* 12 May- Chris posts some new pictures on [[Facebook]]. Comments from [[Kim Wilson]] indicate that (s)he is undergoing hormone replacement. An image of Chris wearing pasties is also briefly added to the [[Brassieres For Males]] page.
* 7 May - Chris's fourth court date. ''Another'' continuance. Next one is [[June 2015|June 11]].
* 23 [[April 2015|April]] - Chris posts 2 [[Mario Kart 8 Videos|Mario Kart videos]] on [[Miiverse]].
* 22 April - It is discovered that Chris has begun playing ''Minecraft'', under the name "[https://minebook.me/christineweston/ ChristineWeston]".
* 21 April - Chris tries to rally support for an autistic sixth-grader convicted of a felony. He posts a link to an online petition.
* 20 April - Chris is pissed on why ''Knuckles' Chaotix'' and ''Sonic CD'' haven't been ported to modern consoles or Virtual Console. (Note that ''Sonic CD'' has been ported to, among other things, the [[Idea Book Case|iPhone]].)

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May 2015

2015-05-15T00:55:22Z

Mariojuggernaut24:

{{Ongoing}}
[[File:Chris may 2015.jpg|thumb|150px|On '''12 May 2015''', Chris takes a selfie long after its popularity has faded.]]
[[File:ToplessTuesday.jpg|thumb|left|On '''12 May 2015''', Chris shows off his [[manboobs]].]]

'''May''' is the 5th month of '''[[2015]]'''. [[Chris]]'s 4th court date for the events of [[26 December 2014]] occurred on 7 May, and it was ''delayed yet again'' for 11 [[June 2015]].

==Events of May==
* 5 May - Chris signs a petition to let [[Rock Band|rock]] [[Chris and music|singer]] [[wikipedia:Melissa Etheridge|Melissa Etheridge]] into the [[wikipedia:Rock and Roll Hall of Fame|Rock and Roll Hall of Fame]]. While Etheridge is a great musician, it's likely he only signed it because she is a [[lesbian]].
* 7 May - Chris's 4th court date.
* 10 May - [[Mother]]'s Day.
* 12 May - Chris posts some new [[Facebook]] pictures. Comments from [[Kim Wilson]] indicate that he is undergoing hormone replacement.
* 14 May - Chris changed his name from Christian to Christine on his Facebook account.

{{Timeline}}

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2014-10-05T00:02:32Z

Mariojuggernaut24:

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* 4 [[October 2014|October]] - Chris new youtube channel, [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiYERZuoAiu9ltkMcXZPYRQ CwcvilleGuardian] was reavealed alongside a video where Chris apologises to a girl named [[Gal pal|Catherine]]. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvMWpKKw8k4 Video can be seen here.]
* 1 [[October 2014|October]] - Barb turns 73. Instead of celebrating her birthday on Facebook, Chris posts about [[Britney Spears]] and updates about the mass-market medallions on [[eBay]]. He also rages about Sonic's arms NOT being blue, as shown in Sonic Boom.
* 30 [[September 2014|September]] - Kickstarter announces they would suspend Chris' project, noting that it breaks their rules. Chris re-starts the project by offering instead to people a brick with their name on it have they sold 50 dollars or more. He also sends an "Angry Sonichu [[Medallion]]" to a person named "Mr. Smith" (who apparently has made a "false" case against him).
* 26 September - Chris gets ticked off over people opening eBay cases to him.
* 24 September - Chris [[Chris and money|buys]] a used Ford Focus, and rages over insurance policies on Facebook. He also says that his sales [[TRUE and HONEST|are not scams]], and posts Barb's phone number.
* 23 September - Chris announces he is creating a new Kickstarter project so he can create a [[Lego]] [[CWCville Shopping Center]].
* 21 September - Chris posts way too much about a special offer with his eBay sales and about how he makes new medallions. He also sells [[Son-Chu|Son-Chu II]] and Barb's BMW on [[Craigslist]].

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List of videos

2014-10-04T23:41:46Z

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[[Category:Captain's log entries|*List of Captain's Logs]]

Autism Tutorial Extra

2011-10-04T22:19:47Z

Mariojuggernaut24: /* Transcript */

{{quote|''In a way, it's like Chris returning to his fantasy world of CWCville. Once again, Christian is the slim, broad shouldered, intelligent, barrel-chested, handsome hero whose word is law, and those who disagree with him are all ugly, stupid simpletons who are jealous of his 'successes' in life. People who don't share Chris' opinions are wrong, and all of Chris' opinions are correct, simply by the virtue of being Chris'.''|videogamenostalgia, [[YouTube]]}}

'''Autism Tutorial Extra''' is a ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' level created by [[Chris]] where he proves, [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|once again]] that he's in complete denial of what [[Asperger syndrome]] really is. It is noteworthy that the level works in the same way for the [[Autism Tutorial]], as the [[Sub-Episodes]] did for the [[Sonichu comic]], namely with Chris proving his superiority over an obvious strawman by psychically assaulting him and then prattling on about how much unbearable torment the strawman in question has inflicted upon him. Chris also mispronounces Asperger as “Ass Burger” the entire time, [[Jack_Thaddeus_Phone_Call_2|showing he's learned nothing]].

Interestingly, though Chris lambasts Asperger for not leaving the term autism "as it was," "autism" was initially used to describe [[Chris and his Ego|narcissistic symptoms]] of schizophrenia before Asperger's 1938 lecture. Asperger's work helped distinguish autism as we know it today from more dangerous mental disorders. Furthermore, Hans's paper never refers to autistics as [[Chris and remorse|psychopaths]], invalidating another one of Chris's claims.
==Video==

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===Transcript===
[[Image:Hans_asperger.jpg|thumb|right|Dr. Hans Asperger was a famed pediatrician whose work to improve the quality of life for autistic children earned him international renown and the admiration of thousands.]]
[[Image:Aspergered.jpg|thumb|right|In this video, Chris beats him up because he doesn't like his last name.]]
And now, ladies and gentlemen, because apparently after you decided to watch last part--after watching the Autism Tutorial, we have a special guest for you today! Please put your hands together for a reasonably facsimile of, Mr. Hans Asperger!

(Hans Asperger is seen at the far end of the stage. He has gigantic bulging eyes and wears a crown. Chris walks over to join him, standing [[Homos|almost intimately close]] to shake his hand, as a backdrop and desk fall from the sky to complete the talk-show atmosphere. After Chris walks over to his desk, Hans smiles and waves to an audience silent as the grave.)

I am your host, Christian Chandler, on this '''[[Duck|short]]''' talk show. And this is Mr. Hans Asperger. Now, let's talk about him for a bit: Now, apparently--Mr. Hans Asperger. From the Vienna University Hospital in 1938--Oh, how ''recent!''--you gave a lecture in Germany, on "[[Chris|Autistic Psychopaths]]", after investigating a mild form of Autism. Isn't that right, Hans?

(Hans turns to face Chris.)

'''Hans:''' Ja!

And also, apparently, this separate diagnosis, as it is quoted, was not recognized until 1981. Only one year before I was born. Although coined from your name, Mr. Asperger, apparently a Mr. [[Wikipedia:Leo Kanner|Leo Kanner]] took the study much further and established the term "Early Infantile Autism". Do you applaud Mr. Kanner for his work?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

''I see''. Now, in my feeling alone--possibly mutual with others--the name Asperger. It strikes me badly, and I feel offended just by hearing the word. Do you feel I have the right to my own opinions and feelings as an individual person, Hans?

'''Hans:''' Ja! (It is clear by now that Hans does not understand English.)

Thank you very much, good sir. Now, do you feel--do you feel bad about having a name that sounds like a bad cut of cow meat?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

Do you feel that I, Christian Weston Chandler, do not deserve any blame or punishment for having an opinion of a single word, such as Asperger?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

Do you have a general understanding about how I feel about you now?

(Something falls from the sky and lands atop Chris's desk.)

'''Hans:''' Ja!

(Chris walks over to Hans again, once again intimately close.)

Are you ''positive'' you really understand how I feel about you, Mr. Hans Asperger?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

(Chris gives a wide, deceptive smile as he goes back and forth with Hans.)

[[Random Access Humor|Yeah?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

Yeah?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

Yeah?

'''Hans:''' Ja!]]

(Chris is suddenly very annoyed. He bitch-slaps Hans to the ground. It is also revealed that Hans has a tail.)

[[Wikipedia:Baka_(fool)|Baka]]!

(Hans quickly regains his footing, facing away from Chris and looking over his shoulder in terror.)

I feel dislike towards you! For selfishly putting your ill name in association with autism! And with a name like Asperger! I feel it only makes us Autistic kind sound ''even worse!'' ''Aspergers.'' You shoulda left it as it was!. Autism is autism! And in your research you linked it up with psychopaths! I feel even more offended at ''that!'' Now get out of my sight!

'''Hans:''' Ja! (Hans quickly runs off the stage.)

(Chris looks out over the audience, crossing his hands in front of him.)

I do apologize for that, uh, rude outburst, [[Trolls|folks]]. But then again, that was just the way I felt and have been feeling about the word "Asperger" since I first heard it a few years ago. It is my second least favorite word, where my first least favorite of all time is "[[Naive]]". Again, I apologize if I came off as bad to anybody, or made them feel bad, for the way I acted. But then again, I do get emotional and carried away sometimes. Thank you for watching, and have a good, safe, and blessed day.

(The game cuts to Hans standing in some sort of Level Completion area, still terrified. He stands there, legs quaking, as the screen behind him rattles off the achievements. Some tiny explosions of what appear to be glass go off around Hans's head as the video ends.)

===Captions===
<nowiki>**</nowiki>Note, this is a satire, with Facts from the Wikipedia's Autism Page. 
This does not reflect the person or opinion(s) of the actual Mr. Hans Asperger. 
And no personal offense is intended on the actual person or any person 
Internationally of his home country or homeland(s), including any relatives and friends. 
Also, no offense to those with said-named Mild Autism. 
<nowiki>**</nowiki>As stated earlier in the Autism Tutorial Animation. 
Autistic people are Not Crazy People. It is Very Rare to find someone with a 
"Psychopathic" Mental Illness who is also Autistic in any form. 
<nowiki>**</nowiki>I was born on February 24, 1982. 
<nowiki>**</nowiki>The LittleBiGPlanet Crown on Hans is only a Copy from a passing acquaintance who shared it; 
I do not currently Own the Real Game Data that grants me the Crown for Real. 
And I realy want a code for one, as well as ALL of the Beta Costumes. 
Including the Bug-Buster Outfit and Life Jacket. M.M., PLEASE, make the Beta Costumes 
available for Sale on the PlayStation Store Now! 
"Asperger" is my second least favorite word of the English language; 
My Top Least Favorite is "Naive", because it Questions an individual's 
mental capabilities and intelligence.

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[[Category:LittleBigPlanet]]

CWC's Collector's Case Tutorial

2011-10-02T01:43:03Z

Mariojuggernaut24: /* Video */

'''Collector's Case Tutorial''' is a level that Chris uploaded to the [[LittleBigPlanet]] Community on the 9th of [[February 2011|February, 2011]]. In it, Chris details how to build and use a collector's case.

==Video==

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===Transcript===

''{As Chris speaks, Sonichu's mouth moves more or less in sync}''

Hello, and welcome to the tutorial of the Collector's Case in ''LittleBigPlanet'', originally created by Christian Weston Chandler. I'm your host, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], the [[Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon]], and today we are going to tour the Collector's Case, which was originally created in ''LittleBigPlanet'', but now being revamped, in ''LittleBigPlanet 2''!

Back in the first ''LittleBigPlanet'', we were limited to using chains, pulleys, and Disolve Material to hide and store our prizes we either created, or collected, over da community. But now, thanks to ''LittleBigPlanet 2'', we now have another option: the drawers!

If you recall the arcade level in ''LittleBigPlanet 2'', which is the first level of the final zone of the game, you will notice the arcade machines, where if you play the mini-games a little bit, you would unlock a prize, which would drop from the top of the machine. That's essentially called a "drawer system". And I use that technology... similarly, here in the... LBT-- ''LittleBigPlanet 2'' version of the Collector's Case. Originally, I was only able to offer four tools for the Collector's Case. Which were, the uh, upper, middle and lower sections, of course including the introductory one with the entrance... [[Speech impediment|''{unintelligible}'']] the sets of boxes. And also the Disolve Shelves, as well as the uh... yeah, the other set, including the elevators. Which were rods, and sponges. And for da tutorial, we will be looking at, and examining... with inspection parts, with collector- of the Collector's Case, as well as the individual options available then and now.

Okay, before we go up, we'll talk about the individual parts. Disolve Parts, Dislove Shelves. Put your memorables behind these, and you can drop 'em down all at once. You can either, uh, put the bubbles in the top, or remove the front temporarily, by moving it forward and then sticking it back after you put the bubbles in place. One bubble for each square. And the shelves here, they have a thin layer on the front and a thin layer on the back. An inner-outer switch, which you- which is obvious right there, check your tutorials on that. And this box- and the bigger box, which goes into the... which these small boxes go into the bigger box. Two layers - one thin, one thick. The thinner ones will keep the, uh... will keep the shelves in place after you pull 'em outward. And of course, then again, you wanna make sure you pull the shelves- the front of the shelves- the front of the drawer outward, so you can stick your bubbles in there. Shrinking may apply, because there are no holes on top of these boxes.

Okay, so, we are in da boxes. Yep. We gonna go look at da boxes... Yep. Press a button, any button... There's a key. Pull a lever... Anything you want! It's your box! Puttin' your box together... Hold onto it, swing around, collect da bubbles! Bubbles all down... New message! Make 'em drop, drop 'em as you go. Oh and of course, you don't want the ball and chain to get in the way, to prevent the uh, shelves from opening up, or making the bubbles difficult to drop. Make sure you have a scoreboard at the end, so you can finish it up. Aaand don't let conformity get in the way, decorating's good. Look at all this fun stuff!

Take the elevator up, dun de dun de dun... And, swing around, have fun... [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Weeeeee!]] Also, a good idea - smart presentations of the items. So you know what's in the bubbles. Better idea - stickers are also good too! And of course, you should also, uh, recommended... put the actual copy of the item IN the level. Outside of a bubble, especially if they're copy-protected. Yeah.

So anyway, that's essentially it for the, uh... stuff. So yeah. You can also back- You can also back these up onto your hard drive, or put 'em up on the internet! Do what you want! [[Homos|Yayyyy!]] Everybody have a safe dayyyy! Enjoy yourselves, and the Collector's Cases I put together for youuu! Yayyyy!

[[Category:LittleBigPlanet]]

DeviantART

2011-08-17T01:25:11Z

Mariojuggernaut24: /* Chris's deviantART accounts */

{{quote|This account will mainly be used to get in touch with [[Good Fan Art|choice Fan Artists]].|~ Cwcipedia dA Journal, on why the comments are disabled in all of Chris's pictures.}}

'''deviantART''' is a large online art community where artists can host their artwork, and receive comments and critique from fellow artists and art appreciators. Being one of the most popular amateur art websites in the world, deviantART attracts the best and the worst of us. Especially the worst. In the [[Troll|trolling]] world, deviantART is notorious as a den for ''[[Sonic]]'' [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|recolors]] and [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|poorly drawn furry porn]], so it's no surprise that [[Chris]] became a member.

== Chris's deviantART accounts ==

* [http://sonichusite.deviantart.com/ SonichuSite] — Banned for a kinda nebulously defined failure, likely the blatant pornography from [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]. In his next account's Journal, Chris said he [[Chris and Remorse|has no idea why he was banned]]. Reading comprehension is apparently not part of [[Honor Roll|the most prestigious reaches of American education]].
* [http://cwcipedia.deviantart.com/ Cwcipedia] — Registered sometime before [[CWCipedia]]'s downtime, and Chris used it as his primary breathing hole over the long outage. The account was banned in 28 [[August 2009]] for evasion of the previous ban and posting erotic artwork featuring underage characters (which is to say, [[Rosechu]]'s washing machine pic from [[Sonichu 9|Episode #20]] — it was actually deleted before the account was banned completely).
* [http://christianwchandler.deviantart.com/ ChristianWChandler] This account was made on August 20th 2009. 8 days before his CWCipedia account was taken down. This is the DeviantArt profile Chris uses today.

== Chris's use of deviantART ==
As in the case of [[YouTube]] and [[Wikipedia]], Chris really doesn't understand the point of the website, and all of the finer community aspects of the website flew right over his head. He regarded deviantART as a place to dump his images into, disabled comments, and completely disregarded all comments he received through his userpage. His stated goal was to "''get in touch with choice Fan Artists,''" but with his usual attitude of "I post images, others listen," we have no idea how this would have worked. In other words, Chris operated just like many other ''Sonic'' recolorists who ended up on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], only that he didn't even allow ''praising'' comments to be posted.

== True and Honest Fans ==
In CWCipedia's [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Communities Communities] page, Chris listed [http://sonichufanclub.deviantart.com/ SonichuFanclub] as an officially sanctioned ''[[Sonichu]]'' dA community. All signs point out that the community is ''most certainly'' run by the [[True and Loyal Fanbase]] ''*winkwinknudgenudgesaynomore*''.

{{CWCipedia}}

[[Category:Websites]]
[[Category:Chris's websites]]

DeviantART

2011-08-17T01:22:13Z

Mariojuggernaut24: /* Chris's deviantART accounts */

{{quote|This account will mainly be used to get in touch with [[Good Fan Art|choice Fan Artists]].|~ Cwcipedia dA Journal, on why the comments are disabled in all of Chris's pictures.}}

'''deviantART''' is a large online art community where artists can host their artwork, and receive comments and critique from fellow artists and art appreciators. Being one of the most popular amateur art websites in the world, deviantART attracts the best and the worst of us. Especially the worst. In the [[Troll|trolling]] world, deviantART is notorious as a den for ''[[Sonic]]'' [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|recolors]] and [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|poorly drawn furry porn]], so it's no surprise that [[Chris]] became a member.

== Chris's deviantART accounts ==

* [http://sonichusite.deviantart.com/ SonichuSite] — Banned for a kinda nebulously defined failure, likely the blatant pornography from [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]. In his next account's Journal, Chris said he [[Chris and Remorse|has no idea why he was banned]]. Reading comprehension is apparently not part of [[Honor Roll|the most prestigious reaches of American education]].
* [http://cwcipedia.deviantart.com/ Cwcipedia] — Registered sometime before [[CWCipedia]]'s downtime, and Chris used it as his primary breathing hole over the long outage. The account was banned in 28 [[August 2009]] for evasion of the previous ban and posting erotic artwork featuring underage characters (which is to say, [[Rosechu]]'s washing machine pic from [[Sonichu 9|Episode #20]] — it was actually deleted before the account was banned completely).
* [http://christianwchandler.deviantart.com/ ChristianWChandler] this account was made on August 20th 2009 8 days before the CWCipedia account was taken down Probably Chris did this to still upload his terrible artwork for people to bash him for his terrible artwork or to troll him.

== Chris's use of deviantART ==
As in the case of [[YouTube]] and [[Wikipedia]], Chris really doesn't understand the point of the website, and all of the finer community aspects of the website flew right over his head. He regarded deviantART as a place to dump his images into, disabled comments, and completely disregarded all comments he received through his userpage. His stated goal was to "''get in touch with choice Fan Artists,''" but with his usual attitude of "I post images, others listen," we have no idea how this would have worked. In other words, Chris operated just like many other ''Sonic'' recolorists who ended up on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], only that he didn't even allow ''praising'' comments to be posted.

== True and Honest Fans ==
In CWCipedia's [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Communities Communities] page, Chris listed [http://sonichufanclub.deviantart.com/ SonichuFanclub] as an officially sanctioned ''[[Sonichu]]'' dA community. All signs point out that the community is ''most certainly'' run by the [[True and Loyal Fanbase]] ''*winkwinknudgenudgesaynomore*''.

{{CWCipedia}}

[[Category:Websites]]
[[Category:Chris's websites]]

DeviantART

2011-08-17T01:18:07Z

Mariojuggernaut24: /* Chris's deviantART accounts */

{{quote|This account will mainly be used to get in touch with [[Good Fan Art|choice Fan Artists]].|~ Cwcipedia dA Journal, on why the comments are disabled in all of Chris's pictures.}}

'''deviantART''' is a large online art community where artists can host their artwork, and receive comments and critique from fellow artists and art appreciators. Being one of the most popular amateur art websites in the world, deviantART attracts the best and the worst of us. Especially the worst. In the [[Troll|trolling]] world, deviantART is notorious as a den for ''[[Sonic]]'' [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|recolors]] and [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|poorly drawn furry porn]], so it's no surprise that [[Chris]] became a member.

== Chris's deviantART accounts ==

* [http://sonichusite.deviantart.com/ SonichuSite] — Banned for a kinda nebulously defined failure, likely the blatant pornography from [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]. In his next account's Journal, Chris said he [[Chris and Remorse|has no idea why he was banned]]. Reading comprehension is apparently not part of [[Honor Roll|the most prestigious reaches of American education]].
* [http://cwcipedia.deviantart.com/ Cwcipedia] — Registered sometime before [[CWCipedia]]'s downtime, and Chris used it as his primary breathing hole over the long outage. The account was banned in 28 [[August 2009]] for evasion of the previous ban and posting erotic artwork featuring underage characters (which is to say, [[Rosechu]]'s washing machine pic from [[Sonichu 9|Episode #20]] — it was actually deleted before the account was banned completely).
http://christianwchandler.deviantart.com/ this account was made on August 20th 2009 8 days before the CWCipedia account was taken down Probably Chris did this to still upload his terrible artwork

== Chris's use of deviantART ==
As in the case of [[YouTube]] and [[Wikipedia]], Chris really doesn't understand the point of the website, and all of the finer community aspects of the website flew right over his head. He regarded deviantART as a place to dump his images into, disabled comments, and completely disregarded all comments he received through his userpage. His stated goal was to "''get in touch with choice Fan Artists,''" but with his usual attitude of "I post images, others listen," we have no idea how this would have worked. In other words, Chris operated just like many other ''Sonic'' recolorists who ended up on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], only that he didn't even allow ''praising'' comments to be posted.

== True and Honest Fans ==
In CWCipedia's [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Communities Communities] page, Chris listed [http://sonichufanclub.deviantart.com/ SonichuFanclub] as an officially sanctioned ''[[Sonichu]]'' dA community. All signs point out that the community is ''most certainly'' run by the [[True and Loyal Fanbase]] ''*winkwinknudgenudgesaynomore*''.

{{CWCipedia}}

[[Category:Websites]]
[[Category:Chris's websites]]