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100 2279

2010-10-13T13:45:58Z

Marty Chang: Not racist

In '''100 2279''', Chris holds a [[Cleveland Show]] DVD to his face and talks about buying computers. He then apologizes for making a "considerably [[Fail|weak]] video."

In light of recent events, Christian continues his rampage of ''[[Chris_and_cosplaying|costume play]]'' with a display of even more lack of effort on his part than in his past costume attempts. There was no attempt to even make a costume; just shove a DVD box in front of his face. This could show Chris losing interest in playing dress up or he's just getting lazy at this point.

He did try to make an attempt at mimicking the voice of Cleveland Brown, the cartoon character from the Cleveland Show, though crude and through a large amount of the video fairly incoherent. Chris even attempts to sing the theme song and somewhat messes up the lines to that as well. The entire video seems rushed and most-likely Chris didn't think about what he was going to do before he turned the camera on. This isn't surprising for Chris, but from the past videos he at least seemed mildly prepared.
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==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 100 2279
| video = {{#ev:youtube|K7QUC56DY-M}}
| stardate = 12 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Television|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}},{{Comedy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
| shirt = {{RedYellowStripeShirt|text}}
| previous = [[100 2277]]
| next = Current
}}

===Transcription===

''[Video opens with Chris stepping away from the camera and holding up a Cleveland Show DVD case to his face due to lack of a mask]''

''[Attempting to impersonate Cleveland]'' Good evenin' ladies and gentlemen my name is Cleveland Brown!

And I come to the American viewers from Circuit City! Circuit City! There's one left! Come find us!

Oh and also, you know, between Roberta and everybody else is my family we bought eMachines and Dell computers! And guess what? We were able to enjoy them for so long that they ended up falling apart quickly! And den we used the parts to put together our own little cart racing devices and everything! Hooray for the (???) and Tubbses! We drove our own drag race car in da' race and we did all dis fun stuff cuz' we're pre-tty much Americans! And this is what Americans do! I'm not saying that us Americans are bad, but 'dis is where we are and 'dis is how our minds work d'ese days! Ba-da-ba-da-baba!

''[Chris begins singing]''

My name is Cleveland Brown and I am proud to be right back in my old home town with my new family. They's old friends and new friends and even a [[bear]]! (His name is Tim!) Through good times and bad times. It's true love we share-- And so I found a place where every-- everyone will know my happy mustached face! This is the Cleveland Show! Heh heh heh heh!

''[Chris stops singing]''

I apologize for today's video for being very ba-- or weak considerably. Uh, I didn't have an idea at the time.

''[Chris wiggles the DVD in front of his face]''

I apologize. ''[Chris removes the DVD and uses his normal voice]'' I apologize for this considerably weak video.

Have a good day.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2277]]|nextlink=Current}}

{{Cosplay videos}}

100 2279

2010-10-13T13:03:40Z

Marty Chang: Removed reaction images. Please read discussion page.

In '''100 2279''', Chris holds a [[Cleveland Show]] DVD to his face and talks about buying computers. He then apologizes for making a "considerably [[Fail|weak]] video."

In light of recent events, Christian continues his rampage of ''[[Chris_and_cosplaying|costume play]]'' with a display of even more lack of effort on his part than in his past costume attempts. There was no attempt to even make a costume; just shove a DVD box in front of his face. This could show Chris losing interest in playing dress up or he's just getting lazy at this point.

He did try to make an attempt at mimicking the voice of Cleveland Brown, the cartoon character from the Cleveland Show, though crude and through a large amount of the video fairly incoherent. Chris even attempts to sing the theme song and somewhat messes up the lines to that as well. The entire video seems rushed and most-likely Chris didn't think about what he was going to do before he turned the camera on. This isn't surprising for Chris, but from the past videos he at least seemed mildly prepared.
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==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 100 2279
| video = {{#ev:youtube|K7QUC56DY-M}}
| stardate = 12 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Television|text}}, {{Racism|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}},{{Comedy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
| shirt = {{RedYellowStripeShirt|text}}
| previous = [[100 2277]]
| next = Current
}}

===Transcription===

''[Video opens with Chris stepping away from the camera and holding up a Cleveland Show DVD case to his face due to lack of a mask]''

''[Attempting to impersonate Cleveland]'' Good evenin' ladies and gentlemen my name is Cleveland Brown!

And I come to the American viewers from Circuit City! Circuit City! There's one left! Come find us!

Oh and also, you know, between Roberta and everybody else is my family we bought eMachines and Dell computers! And guess what? We were able to enjoy them for so long that they ended up falling apart quickly! And den we used the parts to put together our own little cart racing devices and everything! Hooray for the (???) and Tubbses! We drove our own drag race car in da' race and we did all dis fun stuff cuz' we're pre-tty much Americans! And this is what Americans do! I'm not saying that us Americans are bad, but 'dis is where we are and 'dis is how our minds work d'ese days! Ba-da-ba-da-baba!

''[Chris begins singing]''

My name is Cleveland Brown and I am proud to be right back in my old home town with my new family. They's old friends and new friends and even a [[bear]]! (His name is Tim!) Through good times and bad times. It's true love we share-- And so I found a place where every-- everyone will know my happy mustached face! This is the Cleveland Show! Heh heh heh heh!

''[Chris stops singing]''

I apologize for today's video for being very ba-- or weak considerably. Uh, I didn't have an idea at the time.

''[Chris wiggles the DVD in front of his face]''

I apologize. ''[Chris removes the DVD and uses his normal voice]'' I apologize for this considerably weak video.

Have a good day.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2277]]|nextlink=Current}}

{{Cosplay videos}}

Talk:100 2279

2010-10-13T13:03:16Z

Marty Chang:

I'll take a shot at transcribing this if no one else already is. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 22:40, 12 October 2010 (PDT)-~
:Good luck. He sounds almost completely incoherent in this video. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:42, 12 October 2010 (PDT)
*Already done. Feel free to look for mistakes though. --[[User:MissRadioactive|MissRadioactive]] 22:43, 12 October 2010 (PDT)
** When Chris is singing, he's saying it's true love we share, but other than that it seems fine.--[[User:Melainia|Melainia]] 23:18, 12 October 2010 (PDT)
***Thanks, I honestly couldn't make that part out. I don't watch the show, so that may have helped. --[[User:MissRadioactive|MissRadioactive]] 23:25, 12 October 2010 (PDT)

Removed the line "It may be worth mentioning that during the video he mentions Circuit City, which is where he presumably purchased the box set in the first place." It's not worth mentioning, it is a line from the "Cleveland Live!" episode of The Cleveland Show, and nothing more.--[[User:ShadowMoses|ShadowMoses]] 01:53, 13 October 2010 (PDT)

I think the other subject matter on this one should be racism as well [[User:Sinisterminister|Sinisterminister]] 05:37, 13 October 2010 (PDT)
*Why? Because Cleveland Brown is black? That's a dumb reason. Chris isn't being a racist here, he's just being stupid and is parroting some skits he saw on TV. --[[User:Marty Chang|Marty Chang]] 06:03, 13 October 2010 (PDT)

Do we really need all these EPIC REACTION IMAGES on the CWCki? The past 5 or so video articles have this shit for absolutely no reason other than to have a picture in the article to make it seem beefier. Fanart is alright (along with pictures Chris took himself or screencaps of the video to help round out the idea of the article) but we don't need screencaps of the Cleveland Show or The Flintstones. Removed the image for this article, but I'm leaving similar images in other articles. --[[User:Marty Chang|Marty Chang]] 06:03, 13 October 2010 (PDT)

User:Marty Chang

2010-10-13T07:17:28Z

Marty Chang: Created page with "Pure motherfucking magic, right?"

Pure motherfucking magic, right?

100 2279

2010-10-13T04:48:42Z

Marty Chang:

In '''100 2279''', Chris holds a [[Cleveland Show]] DVD to his face and talks about buying computers. He then apologizes for making a "considerably weak video."

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 100 2279
| video = {{#ev:youtube|K7QUC56DY-M}}
| stardate = 12 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Television|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}},{{Comedy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
| shirt = {{RedYellowStripeShirt|text}}
| previous = [[100 2277]]
| next = Current
}}

100 2277

2010-10-13T04:47:10Z

Marty Chang: Added links to 100 2279

[[File:Thecwcstonesportrait01.jpg|thumb|An artist's depiction of what Chris hopes this video will gain him]]
[[File:FredFlintstoneHomerSimpson.JPG|250px|thumb|left|Fred and Homer respond.]]

'''100 2277''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 12 [[October 2010]] in which he dresses as Fred Flintstone, then cosplays as Homer Simpson cosplaying as Fred.

Right away, we're bombarded with a horrible, inaccurate, badly-paced impersonation as Chris attempts a deep, manly voice to [[Chris and Music#Singing|sing]] the theme to ''The Flintstones''- and fails right away by starting with ''[[The Simpsons]]'' [[parody]] version. The resulting voice is more along the lines of a frog who sings only in flats. To this, his latest construction paper costume is a even simpler version of Fred's one-piece toga/loincloth outfit: a single sheet of the paper, with dots scribbled on it.

It may be worth noting that Chris mumbles his way through the line "We'll have a [[Homos|gay]] old time," with "gay" meaning "happy" in this context. It is notable because Chris doesn't show any of his usual homophobia to this line by trying to change the lyrics. Either he recognizes the non-sexual meaning of "gay", or the theme song is so ingrained into his memory, that he doesn't realize what he's singing. Unfortunately, in a bit of inconvenient timing surpassed only by the Zapruder film, at this key moment, Chris's costume begins to fall apart, making it difficult to discern whether he mumbled the line in aversion to anything even remotely gay, or in distraction of repairing his costume.

After that, and the obligatory [[Random-access humor|stolen quote]], he then sings (also badly) ''The Simpsons'' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmP_t4_lpzo parody of the song], complete with a "mask" of Homer's face. It should be noted that this mask has square eyes, similar to that of his pre-[[Megan]], pre-[[anime]]-style drawings and [[comics]], but merely ends up bearing a closer resemblance to "The Smiley Face", of 70's pop-culture fame. This is topped off with an additional red piece, shaped to make a yelling mouth.
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==Video==
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| name = 100 2277
| video = {{#ev:youtube|vs47eq7TTys}}
| stardate = 12 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Television|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}},{{Comedy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
| shirt = {{RedYellowStripeShirt|text}}
| previous = [[ECV 00002]]
| next = [[100 2279]]
}}

=== Transcription ===

[[File:ChrisFlintstone.png|thumb|300px|Possible descendant of Fred Flintstone?]]

Yabba, dabba, ''doo!''

[''Chris shows a toy of the Flintstones' stone-age car, and plays with it throughout the video, as if it was being driven through the air'']

Sim-- Flint-stones, meeet the Flint-stones, they're the modern [[Bob|stone-age]] famileee!
From the, town of Bedrock, they're a page right out of hisss-store-eee!

Let's ride, with the family down the street,
Through the, courtesy of Fred's two feet! [''Chris's fingers mime a waking action in front of the toy'']

[''Short pause'']

When you're, with the Flintstones,
Have a yabba-dabba-doo-time,
Dabba [[Dirty, Crapped Briefs|doo]]-time, [''Chris's "costume" begins to fall, distracting him from singing'']
[''Mumbled''], We'll have a [[gay]] old time!

[''Mercifully drops the accent'']

[[Monty Python|And now for something... ''suh-lightly'' different!]]

[''Chris adopts a new accent, covering his face with a crude smiley face mask'']
Yabba, dabba''aahh'', doo!

Simpson, Homer Simpson,
He's the greatest guy in hiss-store-eee!
From the, town of Springfield;
[[Random-access humor|He's about to hit a chesnut tree]]!

[''Chris pulls out an accessory to the yellow mask: an accompanying mouth to:'']
''YAAAAAAAAAH!''

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{{Template:Music Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

100 2279

2010-10-13T04:46:27Z

Marty Chang:

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 100 2279
| video = {{#ev:youtube|K7QUC56DY-M}}
| stardate = 12 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Television|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}},{{Comedy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
| shirt = {{RedYellowStripeShirt|text}}
| previous = [[100 2277]]
| next = Current
}}

Template:Da update

2010-10-13T04:44:48Z

Marty Chang:

<center>[[Image:News.jpg]]</center>
* 12 October - Chris dresses as Fred Flintstone in a [[100 2277|new video]], then pretends he's Cleveland Brown in a [[100 2279|considerably weak video]].
* 10 October - Chris slathers himself in blue paint and transforms into his [[ECV 00002|super-mode]].
* 9 October - Chris [[ECV 00001|explains]] what the [[Cherokee]] are with a Playstation Move and then he goes on [[A Hike]].
* 7 October - Chris uploads a [[100 2267|video]] where he impersonates [[Clyde Cash]], then [[100 2270|goes on]] to impersonate [[Alec Benson Leary]] and Paul McCartney of The Beatles [[100 2269|too]].
* 4 October - Chris decides to [[100 2266|dress up as Grimace]] and sings a song about bullying.
* 3 October - Chris decides to [[100 2265|dress up as the Hamburglar]].
('''[[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|more...]]''')

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Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke

2010-01-17T08:08:43Z

Marty Chang: Threw in the video description.

'''Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke''' (officialy '''01172010 - Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke''') is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] in the early hours of 17 January 2010.

==Video==

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = 01172010 - Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke
| image = {{#ev:youtube|RdBB9q0oxQA}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 17 January 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Comics.png]] Comics
| Performance Style = [[Image:Rage.png]] Rage
| Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Horizontalbluegrayshirt.png]] Vert. Blue Gray
| previous = [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]
| next = [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|Current]]
}} </center>

===Description===

Obvious C.W.C. Slanders/References: -BIG BELLY -Man Boobs -Goatee -Glasses -wears MY shirts -Patti-Clone -Unapproved Recreation of myself -SETS ME ON FIRE in Book C, Pages 29 and 30!!!

Graphic Nudity/Sexual Images: Book 0 Pages 3, 10, 13, 14, 18, Book A Pages 12, 13, 18, 19, 23, 29, Book B Pages 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 11, 12, 13, 15, 18, 19, 20, 22, 24, Book C Page 2

Homosexual References: Book 0 Pages 13, 14, 18, 20, 24, Book B Page 26, Book 1, Page 8, 9, 12, 14, 21

Non-Approved CWC/Sonichu Use/References: Book 0 Pages 19-24, Book B Pages 25-32, Book C and Book 1

Graphic Language: Book 0 Pages 3, 9, 12, 15, 17, 18, 24, Book A Pages 1, 7, 9, 13, 15, 17, 18, 20, 22, Book B Pages 1, 5, 6, 7, 8, 12, 18, 20, 28, Book C Pages 2, 3, 7, 19, 33 and Book 1

Anti-Religious: Books A and B

===Transcript===
==See Also==
*[[Asperchu]]

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{{Captain's Log}}

Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke

2010-01-17T08:07:30Z

Marty Chang:

U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L

2010-01-17T08:07:04Z

Marty Chang: Changed video infobox to reflect new video.

[[File:Chris_chan_creep.jpg|thumb|Chris, performing some sort of unholy chanting.]]

'''U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 15 January 2010. The video title, written in some kind of reversed [[Wikipedia:leet|1337]] pseudo-Spanish, is translated as "Love [[Sonichu]] and hate [[Asperchu]]". However, the 1337 Chris uses is questionable at best. The characters placed in forward order don't read like he thinks they do.

Chris tries to be clever by speaking Spanish backwards, but he just ends up sounding like a raving lunatic. He ends the video by chanting "uhcrepsa etah!" over and over again, perhaps believing he can brainwash everyone into liking him again, not that anyone ever has.

Some argue that he got the idea from [[Wikipedia:New_Kids_on_the_Blecch|this episode]] of ''The Simpsons'', where the Navy brainwashes people into joining by creating a song with the phrase, "Yvan eht nioj" as the chorus. The joke was that it was pronounced as it is written, making the idea of being able to hear it, then subliminally reconstruct the phrase in the listener's head all the more ridiculous.

He has now been wearing the same shirt for about 4 days. Take from that what you will. He also promised early in the video that two new pages would be uploaded that evening, which turned out to be a [[lie]], as Chris did not update the [[CWCipedia]] that evening at all.
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==Video==

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L
| image = {{#ev:youtube|u6jpaOQk5h8}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 15 January 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Comics.png]] Comics
| Performance Style = [[Image:Crazy.png]] Crazy
| Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Advicedogshirt.png]] [[Advice Chris|Advice Dog]]
| previous = [[15 January 2010]]
| next = [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===

Ah, Captain's Log, Stardate... I believe it is the 15th of [[January 2010]].

Hm. As usual, I will have two more pages tonight, I hope you all enjoyed the last page where Crystal finally got out of the mirror. [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic10P46.jpg]

But recently, I am reminded of an old Spanish expression which goes simply as, [''Chris proceeds to mangle the Spanish language, though it can be translated to: "You need U8C43P2A37A8 (hate Asperchu) and U8C1N023V0L (love Sonichu) in order to be happy for life."'']

Ah, couple of strong verbs in that sent- in that statement. Say it with me.

[''Chris gets frighteningly close to the camera, his eyebrows poised to strike.'']

U8C43P2A37A8... U8C43P2A37A8...

Y U8C1N023V0L... U8C1N023V0L...

Alright, stay safe and have a good day. By-

[''Video cuts off abruptly.'']

==See Also==
*[[Asperchu]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[15 January 2010]]|nextlink=[[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|Current]]|}}

{{Captain's Log}}

That Goatee WILL Grow Back

2010-01-11T04:01:30Z

Marty Chang:

[[That Goatee WILL Grow Back|That Goatse WILL Grow Back]] (officially '''Christian Weston Chandler - It Took Me Weeks to Perfect that Goatse, but it WILL Grow Back''') is a video from 31 [[July 2009]], in which [[Chris]] tries to go back to his old self to address concerns that he's an impostor based on the fact he doesn't wear his medallion, striped shirts, and having a goatse.

In it, Chris [[fail|fails]] at shaving while Lift Up Your Eyes by [[Wikipedia:Planetshakers|Planetshakers]] plays in the background for emotional effect. Because, you know, it's definitely not creepy to violently shave yourself to Christian pop-rock.

If Chris was smart and taught how to shave properly, he would have used shaving [[semen|cream]] (or at least some olive oil), soap, a mirror (which he got rid of to deter [[homos]]exual urges), and water, but because he's Chris he will have to put up with razor burn for the next two weeks.

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Christian Weston Chandler - It Took Me Weeks to Perfect that Goatse, but it WILL Grow Back
| image = {{#ev:youtube|VdZXqEwaXkc}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 31 July 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Crazy.png]] Crazy
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]]
| Shirt = [[Image:classicshirt.png]] The Classic
| previous = [[CWC Update 29 July 2009| CWC Update 29 July 2009]]
| next = [[C.W.C. - Thank You :)| C.W.C. - Thank You :)]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===

[''CWC removes his glasses and speaks inaudibly to the camera as "Lift Up Your Eyes" by the Christian church music group, "Planetshakers" plays over him. He puts his glasses down, removes his waistcoat and takes off a medallion inscribed with the phase "THE TIME OF MY LIFE" which he shows to the camera and then discards. Using a safety razor but no cream he begins taking vertical and horizontal swipes across his chin with alarming force. The head comes loose from the handle and falls to the ground. He picks it back up, reattaches it and resumes. After a few more stokes he does this again. After further scraping he seems to put this razor down and pick up a new one. The head falls off yet again and he reattaches it and continues. After more shaving he stops to check for unshaven areas, he then resumes, checks, resumes, checks, finds it to his satisfaction and the video ends''.]

{{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

That Goatee WILL Grow Back

2010-01-11T04:01:18Z

Marty Chang:

[[That Goatre WILL Grow Back|That Goatse WILL Grow Back]] (officially '''Christian Weston Chandler - It Took Me Weeks to Perfect that Goatse, but it WILL Grow Back''') is a video from 31 [[July 2009]], in which [[Chris]] tries to go back to his old self to address concerns that he's an impostor based on the fact he doesn't wear his medallion, striped shirts, and having a goatse.

In it, Chris [[fail|fails]] at shaving while Lift Up Your Eyes by [[Wikipedia:Planetshakers|Planetshakers]] plays in the background for emotional effect. Because, you know, it's definitely not creepy to violently shave yourself to Christian pop-rock.

If Chris was smart and taught how to shave properly, he would have used shaving [[semen|cream]] (or at least some olive oil), soap, a mirror (which he got rid of to deter [[homos]]exual urges), and water, but because he's Chris he will have to put up with razor burn for the next two weeks.

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Christian Weston Chandler - It Took Me Weeks to Perfect that Goatse, but it WILL Grow Back
| image = {{#ev:youtube|VdZXqEwaXkc}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 31 July 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Crazy.png]] Crazy
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]]
| Shirt = [[Image:classicshirt.png]] The Classic
| previous = [[CWC Update 29 July 2009| CWC Update 29 July 2009]]
| next = [[C.W.C. - Thank You :)| C.W.C. - Thank You :)]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===

[''CWC removes his glasses and speaks inaudibly to the camera as "Lift Up Your Eyes" by the Christian church music group, "Planetshakers" plays over him. He puts his glasses down, removes his waistcoat and takes off a medallion inscribed with the phase "THE TIME OF MY LIFE" which he shows to the camera and then discards. Using a safety razor but no cream he begins taking vertical and horizontal swipes across his chin with alarming force. The head comes loose from the handle and falls to the ground. He picks it back up, reattaches it and resumes. After a few more stokes he does this again. After further scraping he seems to put this razor down and pick up a new one. The head falls off yet again and he reattaches it and continues. After more shaving he stops to check for unshaven areas, he then resumes, checks, resumes, checks, finds it to his satisfaction and the video ends''.]

{{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

That Goatee WILL Grow Back

2010-01-11T04:00:37Z

Marty Chang: hello.jpg

[[That Goatse WILL Grow Back]] (officially '''Christian Weston Chandler - It Took Me Weeks to Perfect that Goatse, but it WILL Grow Back''') is a video from 31 [[July 2009]], in which [[Chris]] tries to go back to his old self to address concerns that he's an impostor based on the fact he doesn't wear his medallion, striped shirts, and having a goatse.

In it, Chris [[fail|fails]] at shaving while Lift Up Your Eyes by [[Wikipedia:Planetshakers|Planetshakers]] plays in the background for emotional effect. Because, you know, it's definitely not creepy to violently shave yourself to Christian pop-rock.

If Chris was smart and taught how to shave properly, he would have used shaving [[semen|cream]] (or at least some olive oil), soap, a mirror (which he got rid of to deter [[homos]]exual urges), and water, but because he's Chris he will have to put up with razor burn for the next two weeks.

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Christian Weston Chandler - It Took Me Weeks to Perfect that Goatse, but it WILL Grow Back
| image = {{#ev:youtube|VdZXqEwaXkc}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 31 July 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Crazy.png]] Crazy
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]]
| Shirt = [[Image:classicshirt.png]] The Classic
| previous = [[CWC Update 29 July 2009| CWC Update 29 July 2009]]
| next = [[C.W.C. - Thank You :)| C.W.C. - Thank You :)]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===

[''CWC removes his glasses and speaks inaudibly to the camera as "Lift Up Your Eyes" by the Christian church music group, "Planetshakers" plays over him. He puts his glasses down, removes his waistcoat and takes off a medallion inscribed with the phase "THE TIME OF MY LIFE" which he shows to the camera and then discards. Using a safety razor but no cream he begins taking vertical and horizontal swipes across his chin with alarming force. The head comes loose from the handle and falls to the ground. He picks it back up, reattaches it and resumes. After a few more stokes he does this again. After further scraping he seems to put this razor down and pick up a new one. The head falls off yet again and he reattaches it and continues. After more shaving he stops to check for unshaven areas, he then resumes, checks, resumes, checks, finds it to his satisfaction and the video ends''.]

{{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]