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Chris in the media (podcasts and vlogs)

2026-06-04T00:49:01Z

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{{see also|Chris in the media}}

This page lists various vlogs and podcasts which mention Chris and/or Sonichu.

==List==
===''Honest Game Trailers''===
Three minutes into the video, Chris is brought up as an example of the horrors of the [[Sonic]] fandom, particularly showcasing [[Warning - Naughty Women ;)]]. Less than a minute later, Sonic is jokingly referred to as Sonichu.

{{Infobox/video
|name= SONIC THE HEDGEHOG (Honest Game Trailers)
|video= {{#ev:youtube|TR7r4PlNeOY}}
}}

===Harry Partridge===
[[Image:HappyHarryRosechu.jpg|thumb|125px|"Actually, it is excellent; I would not change a thing about it." -Chris, [[Mailbag 9]]]]
Animator [[Wikipedia:Harry Partridge|Harry Partridge]] (best known for his [[parody|slanderous mockery]] [[Wikipedia:Saturday Morning Watchmen|Saturday Morning ''Watchmen'']]) has made several references to Chris and Sonichu, the first of which is a drawing of [[Rosechu]] uploaded to Newgrounds.<ref>[http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/happyharry/rosechu ]</ref> An animated version of Chris appears briefly in the animated cartoon short "Nicolas Cage Wants Cake", a musical remix of a scene from ''[[Family Guy|The Family Man]]''.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesaA]</ref> In the animated short "Skyrim", [[Son-Chu]]'s "SONICHU" license plate can be seen in the background during the first scene.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY]</ref> In the Followup, "Song of Skyrim", Chris makes a brief cameo in the crowd <ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsqiSknjHK8]</ref>

Harry himself has commented on [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks|TheCWCvilleLibrary]]'s upload of the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] song "[[I'll Never Leave You, Ivy]]", jokingly stating "I want this played at my funeral."

When interviewing Harry Partridge on Animation Aficionados, the hosts asked Harry about Chris's cameos in some of his videos (from 0:19:43). The discussion the hosts have with Harry about Chris is quite lengthy, during which Mr. Partridge admits that he is "obsessed with him":<ref>[http://animationaficionados.com/2011/08/23/episode-35-harry-partridge/]</ref>

{{Quote|1=I really am obsessed with him... I check [[CWCki|''Sonichu.com'']], the wiki about Chris-chan and his weird life, if not daily, every couple of hours... there must be more written about Chris-chan than George Washington. |2=Harry Partridge|3=}}

During an episode of SleepyCabin, it was revealed that Harry actually contacted Chris to ask him if he wanted to work on a game together, in which Chris declined saying that Harry's animation style wasn't that good at all, despite many considering Harry to be one of the best animators online. The reason why he wanted to work on a game with Chris is unknown to this day, whether it be for trolling or because he actually wanted to.

===''Atop the Fourth Wall''===
Comic book reviewer Lewis [[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs|Lovhaug]] (a.k.a. "Linkara") goes on a brief tirade in his 99th video "Top 15 Things I Will Never Review" about ''Sonichu'' on the subject of webcomics at the 24-minute mark.<ref>[http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html]</ref>

{{Infobox/video
|name= Linkara Discusses Sonichu & Chris-Chan
|video= {{#ev:youtube|mDfRk0qt5HQ}}
}}

{{quote|"But wait!" the internet cried back, "let me tell you about the horror that is called Sonichu!" Yes people, I have heard of Sonichu. I really wish I ''hadn't'' heard of Sonichu. I would be a much happier man if I hadn't.|Linkara, speaking for everyone who has ever become aware of Sonichu.}}

While he'd previously made the point that he wouldn't review webcomics in general, Linkara didn't want to review ''Sonichu'' in particular because he didn't want to acknowledge it further. He describes Chris as a "[[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer|creepy stalker]]". Towards the end of the episode, a character tries to pressure Linkara into reviewing ''Sonichu'' before Linkara settles on reviewing a ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' comic for his 100th episode. At the end of the video, he uses "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Do I Creep You Out?" as the credits music, a possible jab at Chris.

===RayWilliamJohnson===
{{Infobox/video
|name= =3 - I will end you!
|video= {{#ev:youtube|q2jERPp3Z0w}}
}}

{{quote|Wait a minute, did he just say he recycles his...HOLY SHIT! Oh, that is some NASTY shit, oh, oh GOD!|Ray, representing pretty much anybody who saw the video for the first time}}

In an early episode of ''=3'' (pronounced "equals three"), vlogger Ray William Johnson made fun of Chris's habit of [[recycling]] his [[navy]]. Though he never gave Chris's name, referring to him rather inaccurately as "your average ''[[Captain's Log|Star Trek]]'' fan", he did provide a link to Chris's old channel. Jump to 2:09 in the linked video.

===BlackBusterCritic===
Chris has been on the BlackBusterCritic's Sonic Brainfart's videos where BBC highlights the points of Chris' wrongdoings. Jamin also has a part two of the series, but it is unknown what happened to it.

{{Infobox/video
|name= SonicBrainFart Christian Weston Chandler Chris chan Part 1 1 2
|video= {{#ev:youtube|jgSweXQcZvY}}
}}

===Bruva Alfabusa===
Alfabusa is a YouTuber well-known for his ''Warhammer 40,000''-themed videos and the "If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device" series. In the 11th episode of the series, towards the end, the God Emperor of Mankind implied how he lived one of his past lives as Chris.

{{Infobox/video
|name= If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device - Episode 11: Intervention
|video= {{#ev:youtube|xgmGITyOSRo}}
}}

{{quote|"...Or when I spent 50-something years as an overweight, mentally unstable manchild creating [[Sonichu|grotesque crossbreeding products out of already existing characters owned by different companies]], in the hope of having mankind realise that their ways are faulty so they would pick up the [[Heart Torch of Fail|torch]] and head for the future rather than sitting idly by and engage in pettiness, superstition, gluttony, and hatred for one another. That plan was genius. Too bad people were too fucking stupid to find the enlightening messages hidden in all those [[List of Videos|holo-recordings]] I made."|The God Emperor of Mankind, reflecting on his actions during his life as the manchild we know today.}}

===Filthy Frank===
On October 8, 2014, popular YouTuber Filthy Frank uploaded a video deriding [[anime|weeaboos]], using an image of Chris as an example in his song about them; he can be seen at 10:08 in the video.

{{Infobox/video
|name= WEEABOOS
|video= {{#ev:youtube|OFQQALduhzA}}
}}

===SleepyCabin===
Sleepycast is a podcast hosted by many famous internet animators, including OneyNG, Psychicpebbles, Stamper and Spazkid.

On 14 December 2014, Spazkid, creator of ''[[Sonichu the Animated Series]]'', described his fascination with Chris, how he began trolling in 2007, and why he ultimately regrets doing it. Despite this, he doesn't hesitate in calling Chris a retard and being aware that Chris is still a despicable human being.

{{quote|Chris-Chan is—he’s an enigma which to so many people—they thought he was a troll. Because they’re like “there’s no way this motherfucker is real” because he’s like the most saddest human being ever. And it’s SAD because… I spent four years of my life fucking with him, and people are like “bring it back!” And I’m like, “NO! LET IT DIE.” It’s like depressing—it’s not the golden age—it’s the depressing age.|Spazkid, rebuking the weens.}}

In another podcast they made, they all got into a heated argument when Spazkid said that he believed that Chris-Chan at least ''tries'' to make decent content with a huge majority of the podcast members completely disagreeing with him.

They occasionally reference him sometimes in other episodes.

Interestingly, the Sleepycast members reveal that [[Harry Partridge]] once contacted Chris about developing a game with him. Apparently, Chris turned Harry down because he thought he wasn't a talented enough animator. Jump to 1:43:25 in the link.

{{Infobox/video
|name= SleepyCast 11 - [Spooktacular Q&A Spectacular]
|video= {{#ev:youtube|Q6bNWhCEurY}}
}}

===Radio Dead Air===
{{main|WTFIWWY Segment}}

On the 29 December, 2014 edition of his ''What the Fuck is Wrong with You?'' podcast, Radio Dead Air (and Channel Awesome) star Nash and his co-star Tara discussed the 26 December 2014 incident. Until this point, Nash had shed away from discussing Chris for much the same reason as Linkara, but decided he had to discuss it to the overwhelming volume of attention and e-mail the incident generated, along with the utter insanity displayed by Chris.<ref>[http://channelawesome.com/wtfiwwy-live-the-passion-of-the-chris-chan/ WTFIWWY Live: The Passion of the Chris Chan]</ref>

===ReviewTechUSA===
On 2 January 2015, ReviewTechUSA made a video about the 26 December 2014 incident.
{{Infobox/video
|name= Chris Chan Assaults Gamestop Employee Over Sonic Boom
|video= {{#ev:youtube|yOBGgr8pAxc}}
}}

===The Mysterious Mr. Enter===
Animation reviewer The Mysterious Mr. Enter made a slight nudge at Chris while preparing to rant about the infamous "I Am Autism" commercial from [[wikipedia:Autism Speaks|Autism Speaks]] (one of many reasons why the organization is disliked among the autism community), saying that it "makes autistic people look worse than...I dunno, Chris-Chan does." Jump to 2:15 in the linked video--and by the way, that is a microphone, not a giant Icee cup. He also mentioned [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] near the end of his review of 12-oz. Mouse.

{{Infobox/video
|name= Mr. Enter Speaks About Autism Speaks
|video= {{#ev:youtube|rMPNvcJtIR8}}
}}

===Game Grumps===
{{Infobox/video
|name= Leisure Suit Larry 6: Too Easy - PART 13 - Steam Train
|video= {{#ev:youtube|xbTmGQUWwjM}}
}}

{{quote|Ross: "You'll be like Sonichu- the electric hedgehog Pokémon."
Suzy: "Oh man, my dreams come true..."}}

In an episode of ''Steam Train'', Suzy walks in mid-recording to quietly grab a blanket. Ross and Dan draw attention to her anyway, and they warn her the blanket is full of static electricity and it may just make her like Sonichu, to which Suzy is less than enthusiastic about. Jump to 6:00 for the whole conversation.

===SuperPrincessDaisy64===
{{Infobox/video
|name= Boom Shadow
|video= {{#ev:youtube|LtVamUVxMa8}}
}}

Chris appears at 1:13 where the song mocks him for disliking the blarms. Of note is that [[Wikipedia:Mike Pollock|Mike Pollock]], the TRUE and HONEST English voice actor for [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr. Eggman]], has commented on the video and given it his approval, meaning yet another of Chris's heroes is at least tangentially aware of his existence.

===Larry Bundy Jr.===
Chris made a cameo appearance in the "''Apaches''" episode of ''Films Yanks Can't Wank'', during a mention of [[Jimmy Hill]]. Jump to 1:55 in the linked video.

{{Infobox/video
|name= Films Wanks Can't Wank - Apaches (HD)
|video= {{#ev:youtube|W3JjyoEhCuo}}
}}

Eight years later, in "5 Totally Messed Up Influences of Video Game Mascots" episode of "Fact Hunt", Larry mentions how DMA Designs "did a Sonichu" when revealing that the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemmings_(video_game) Lemmings] were a direct knockoff of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wombles The Wombles].

{{Infobox/video
|name= 5 Totally Messed Up Influences of Video Game Mascots | Fact Hunt
|video= {{#ev:youtube|hHycV6AGUpU}}
}}

In another episode of "Fact Hunt", "5 Game Breaking Glitches that Bricked your Console", Larry mentions a newspaper article written about the game ''Pool of Radiance: Ruins of Myth Drannor'', written by "Chris Chan"; he clarifies that this is ''not'' the same one you're thinking of. Jump to 7:21.

{{Infobox/video
|name= 5 Game Breaking Glitches that Bricked your Console | Fact Hunt
|video= {{#ev:youtube|zkog8Qkkj6g}}
}}

===CatalystEXE===
CatalystEXE, most famous for being the voice of Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life, made a drawing of Christian, Rosechu (with a [[china]] for a mouth), a [[pickle]], and Sonic during a live stream. Watch from 46:12-58:21 in the video to see him draw the picture. He also made two comments regarding Christian.
[[File:Cata4.png|thumb|200px|The drawing in question. Reads: "My feet are so hot and sweaty from running around all day! Maybe you can help me cool off!"]]
[[File:Cata.PNG|thumb|200px|His first comment]]
[[File:Cata2.PNG|thumb|200px|His second comment]]

{{Infobox/video
|name= Art
|video= {{#ev:youtube|GCSVSpo6eRk}}
}}

===Drunken Peasants===
Chris appeared on the ''Drunken Peasants'' podcast (starring TJ, also known as [[Thorg|The Amazing Atheist]]) episode 129 on July 10, 2015.

{{Infobox/video
|name= TJ Slaps Stevie - Confederate flag Taken Down in SC - Stupid Ads - DPP #129
|video= {{#ev:youtube|pBC7EMkQzzI}}
}}
===Your Movie Sucks===
33 seconds into YMS's review of ''Cyberbully'', the infamous picture of Chris wearing Barb's bra and panties is shown when Adam says "You can control what you post." The photo was actually leaked, but the point still stands given that one can control what pictures they take of themselves.

{{Infobox/video
|name= YMS: Cyberbully (Full Review)
|video= {{#ev:youtube|fi8A-GHOo8c}}
}}

===iDubbbz===
On 26 November 2015, iDubbbz, well known for his Content Cop and Bad Unboxing series, received a (fake and dishonest) Sonichu Medallion from a fan, who made it and wore it for a convention cosplaying as Chris. iDubbbz then mentions how he knows a little about him and wears it throughout the video. (Jump to 3:00 for the unboxing)

{{Infobox/video
|name= Straight out of Compton - Bad Unboxing
|video= {{#ev:youtube|UHmQKzenYYw}}
}}

===Sachumo===
{{main|Chris Chan Documentary (Sachumo)}}

Sachumo is a YouTuber who gained moderate popularity after making a [[documentary]] on Chris's life. The video has since garnered over a million views. On 22 September 2017, Chris finally viewed the documentary, writing about its traumatic effects in a [[Facebook]] post.

On 21 October 2017, Sachumo did a live stream in which he chatted with Chris.

===Fredrik Knudsen===
YouTuber Fredrik Knudsen, known for his ''Down the Rabbit Hole'' videos, made a video talking about Chris. He also posted a live stream on ''Sonichu'' the following year.

{{infobox/video
|name= Sonichu and Christian Weston Chandler (CWC) — Down the Rabbit Hole
|video= {{#ev:youtube|5IPtLvxO8hs}}
}}

{{infobox/video
|name= [Archived Livestream] Sonichu: A Critical Analysis | Down the Rabbit Hole Livestream Special
|video= {{#ev:youtube|kDdRDSP7ehA}}
}}

===BraveryJerk===
{{main|BraveryJerk Interviews}}

On two separate occasions in 2016, BraveryJerk, a group of [[autism|exceptional individuals]] who run a subreddit affiliated with the popular /r/circlejerk, interviewed Chris, producing three videos on two YouTube channels.

===Cum Town===
Nick Mullen of noted podcast [[Wikipedia:Cum Town|''Cum Town'']] is a Chris-chan fan and has mentioned him several times, most notably on the 2016 episode "How Many Y'all Like Sex".<ref>[https://soundcloud.com/cum-town/ep-28-how-many-yall-like-sex SoundCloud]</ref>

{{Infobox/video
|name= CUMTOWN - The Story of Chris Chan by Nick Mullen
| stardate = 23 May 2018
|ytid = TFumiybmVqE
}}

===Mister Metokur===
On June 30, 2017, a popular YouTuber, Mister Metokur, compared an atrocious webcomic, the Light Bringer, made by the above-mentioned Linkara, to Sonichu in that they are both self-insert mary sue comics filled with one-dimensional characters in his video ''TGWTG Episode 3: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm''. He also claimed that the only difference between Chris and Linkara is that Chris has autism and Linkara "hasn't been diagnosed".

{{infobox/video
|name= TGWTG Episode 3: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
|video= {{#ev:youtube|iazL_s10ims}}
}}

===RebelTaxi===
Chris and Sonichu are occasionally referenced on RebelTaxi's 'Pizza Party' podcast. Episode 61 even includes Sonichu in its thumbnail.

{{infobox/video
|name= 61-Pizza Party Podcast-The DIAPER FETISH SONIC Special
|video= {{#ev:youtube|DvlVgAIvkYI}}
}}

===BIRDMAN===
BIRDMAN (also known as Anthony) is a prominent YouTuber who has displayed "Eugene" (typically people like Chris) on his YouTube channel to analyze. He only found out about Chris in late 2017, uploading the video ''The Biggest Eugene You Will Ever See''.

{{infobox/video
|name= The Biggest Eugene You Will Ever See
|video= {{#ev:youtube|5ue_nP9w0fY}}
}}

===VideoGameDunkey===
VideoGameDunkey is a notable YouTube let's-player known for his reviews, commentaries and walkthrough videos for a variety of video games. On 17 March 2017 he uploaded a video called ''The Good Year'', in which he praised the new games released that year. At 5:07, a picture of Chris is shown when he talks about how [[Sonic]] fans are weird.

{{infobox/video
|name= The Good Year
|video= {{#ev:youtube|bxvPG4xCyCA}}
}}
{{quote|Now, Sonic fans? These guys are-are weird man, they're-they are legitimately insane.}}

===OneyPlays===
OneyPlays is a gaming channel on YouTube run by popular animator Chris O'Neil, better known as "Oney" or "OneyNG." He and his friends Ding Dong and Julian (as well as other later frequent members of the show) occasionally reference Chris in their banter. In their playthrough of ''{{w|Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back}}'', they came up with a humorous scenario where Chris becomes ''[[Harry Potter]]''. They further mentioned that their favorite video of Chris is [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]. Among the original three, Julian seems to be the most respectful toward Chris Chan, this is seen when he became somewhat upset when Oney called Chris Chan a [[Slow-in-the-minds|retard]] in the F-Zero playthrough, and also in their Sonic Adventure playthrough, when Ding Dong joked about Chris Chan committing suicide by electrocuting himself with an Xbox, though despite all this, [[OneyPlays Twitter Voice Clip|he does always end up laughing.]]
{{infobox/video
|name = BEST OF CHRIS CHAN REFERENCES
|video = {{#ev:youtube|inBVgLGFQ10}}
}}

===Bad Creepypasta===
Bad Creepypasta is a YouTube show in which, as its name implies, sub-par creepypasta stories are read and made fun of. In the episode "OG Nina the Killer," the hosts imagine a character in the story named Chris to be Chris-chan, and make many references to Sonichu and CWCVille throughout.

{{infobox/video
|name= BAD CREEPYPASTA - OG Nina the Killer
|video= {{#ev:youtube| Y39dmXQBpDw}}
}}

===Logan Hub===
The YouTube series Logan Hub used an image of a shirtless Chris in their video on [[Anime|weeaboos]] (the picture is at the 0:39 mark):

{{infobox/video
|name= Weeaboos EXPLAINED
|video= {{#ev:youtube| TsQ3WqXAoJg}}
}}
Logan later did a video on bad webcomics, in which ''Sonichu'' was featured as one of them, even mentioning that he will do an entire episode on Chris later (he starts talking about Sonichu at 4:44):

{{infobox/video
|name= The Weird Side of the Internet <nowiki>|</nowiki> Episode 7: Bad Web Comics
|video= {{#ev:youtube| owJOC6ocR2E}}
}}

===Diamondbolt===
Diamondbolt is a YouTuber known for his videos on [[Transformers]] and other popular media. In his video "Sonic the Hedgehog Characters in One Quote!", Sonichu can be seen when describing Sonic OCs.

{{infobox/video
|name= Sonic the Hedgehog Characters in One Quote!
|video= {{#ev:archiveorg| sonic-the-hedgehog-characters-in-one-quote}}
}}

===Shoegazer Productions===
In their 60th episode of ''Lost Media Chronicles'' series, this time covering the lost pilot episode of the Nickelodeon cartoon series ''Rocket Power'', sound-clips of [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don]] can be heard during the credits as a possible homage to the troll [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]].

{{infobox/video
|name= Lost Media Chronicles Episode 60 Rocket Power Pilot
|video= {{#ev:archiveorg|lost-media-chronicles-episode-60-rocket-power-pilot}}
}}

===The Rpg Monger===
In his analysis of the Sonic fandom in his ''The Fandom Files'' series, Chris is mentioned as one of the most infamous figures in the fandom where [[A-Logging|critics]] try to point to reasons why to hate them.

{{infobox/video
|name= The Tragic History of Sonic’s Fandom - The Fandom Files
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5SAMhHh2JE}}
}}

===Lumpy Touch===
As part of his ''CurseBound'' series of pixel artworks, Lumpy Touch's rendition of the [[Sonic Totem]] is seen as the final work shown in the 4th part of the series.

{{infobox/video
|name=CurseBound - Cursed image pixelart with EarthBound music PART 4
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KACn5W9u6Yg}}
}}

===Sam O'Nella===
When talking about [[wikipedia:Phineas Gage|Phineas Gage]] in his video "Improbable Tales of Survival", he described how "Shiva Gautama Christ-Chan" the "one true god" decided that Gage would survive having his head driven into by a tamping iron. The figure sports a T-shirt that resembles the stripes on [[The Classic]]. This depiction might also serve as an indirect jab to Chris's current delusions of godhood. It should also be noted that Sam O'Nella follows Chris on Twitter.

{{infobox/video
|name=Improbable Tales of Survival
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfGeJHksykI&t=90s}}
}}

===Telltale===
Made a podcast where he talked about him for a bit.

{{infobox/video
|name=Who is Chris Chan? And more
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b16nmqgXIQ&frags=pl%2Cwn&t=630s}}
}}

===SomeOrdinaryGamers===
Mutahar of SomeOrdinaryGamers made a video on Chris where he reacted to [[Believe in the OCs and Deities!]] and gave his thoughts on Chris's delusions on the [[Dimensional Merge]] and his current state as of 2019.

{{infobox/video
|name=Sonichu Has Gone Too Far...
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbLUDpK7RTk&t=488s}}
}}

Mutahar would later make several more videos and podcast episodes centered around Chris, specifically covering his [[Incest Arrest|arrest for incest]] and the aftermath of his release from jail and return to the Internet.

===NateTalksToYou===
In his video "How James Rolfe (AVGN) Avoids Drama", Nate lists four reasons how James Rolfe, the man behind the Angry Video Game Nerd avoids drama. The second reason is the fact how he keeps his private life away from the Internet. Chris is then shown as an example of a famous Internet figure who got embroiled in dramas due to his propensity to revealing everything from his life.

{{infobox/video
|name=How James Rolfe (AVGN) Avoids Drama
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-blW6e8fLU}}
}}

===JelloApocalypse===
JelloApocalypse is a channel known for parodies of pop culture in series such as '''Welcome to...''' and '''So This is Basically'''. In the video “So This is Basically Sonic the Hedgehog” there is a visual reference to Sonichu at the 2:56 mark.

{{infobox/video
|name=So This is Basically Sonic the Hedgehog
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrsYxR2pSRY}}
}}

===Internet Historian===
Blink and you will miss it, one of the listed 'Create Your Taste' [[McDonald's]] burger's name is the "Chris Chan Special". No image exists of the burger, but given the memetic nature of the promotion's existence, one can guess on what it [[Navy|will]] [[Pickle|involve]].

{{infobox/video
|name=Very Serious Business
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROaj3bCpZEM&t=698s}}
}}

===Film Theorists===
At 7:02 in a Film Theory video about ''Rick and Morty'', during a part where thought patterns for [[Idea Guys|ideas]] are explained, a folder titled "Stupid Ideas" includes [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|Sonic's original movie design]] edited to look like Sonichu and wearing Detective Pikachu's hat.

{{infobox/video
|name=Film Theory: Inside the Mind of Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty)
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNYCSpvCs3w&t=420s}}
}}

===NakeyJakey===
Sonichu makes a cameo in the opening segment of NakeyJakey's video on online dating.

{{infobox/video
|name=Online Dating
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTTEYUh6vco}}
}}

===Whang!===
In a ''Gaming Mysteries'' video of a lost farming game, Justin Whang stated how the game was his most requested topic from his followers, with Chris topping it. However, Justin has no plans to do any videos on him.

{{infobox/video
|name=The Lost Evil Farming Game - Gaming Mysteries
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6305HhpAcU}}
}}

===Cr1TiKaL===
Reacting to the fan film ''Tanic the Hedgehog'', Charlie (aka Cr1TiKaL) calls Tanic Sonichu when he first appears.

{{infobox/video
|name=Tanic the Hedgehog
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://youtu.be/urS9bcrzl2Y?t=205}}
}}

===ContraPoints===
Noted [[transgender]] video creator ContraPoints (Natalie Wynn Parrott) discussed Chris in the 2020 video "Cringe" (skip to 31:15).
{{infobox/video
|name=Cringe
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://youtu.be/vRBsaJPkt2Q&t=1875s}}
}}

===Cool Zone Media===
An episode of the podcast series ''Behind the Bastards'' talks about Chris in the episode ''[https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-one-a-terrible-story-about-96695551/ A Terrible Story About the Internet]''

===Trash Taste===
After Chris' arrest on a charge of [[incest]], the Trash Taste podcast did an episode discussing him. [[Geno Samuel]] guested.
{{Infobox/video
|name= The Dark World of Chris Chan (ft. Geno Samuel) | Trash Taste #68
|video= {{#ev:youtube|FciJamr2z1Q}}
}}

===Cynical Reviews===
Movie and TV show reviewer Cynical Reviews brought up Chris in his review of ''{{w|The Kissing Booth 3}}'', stating that he would rather be forced to explain who Chris Chan is to his "naïve, innocent mother" than watch another ''Kissing Booth'' movie. Chris's [[Affair with Mother|incestuous affair with Barb]] is referenced visually, showing an image from KnowYourMeme of a picture of Chris and a picture of Barb side by side, with the trending Chris Chan tag on Twitter in the center. (3:51)
{{Infobox/video
|name= The Kissing Booth 3 Broke Me | Cynical Reviews
|video= {{#ev:youtube|YCZFhicAtdc}}
}}

===MandaloreGaming===
Video game reviewer MandaloreGaming, in a review of the infamously edgy adventure game ''[https://store.steampowered.com/app/1081840/ANONYMOUS__AGONY/ Anonymous Agony]'', briefly compared the necklace worn by protagonist Haze to a Sonichu medallion. (17:15)
{{Infobox/video
|name= Anonymous Agony: An Extra Edgy Adventure Game
|video= {{#ev:youtube|qn1rsvwkQLc}}
}}

===Brad Taste in Music===
Youtube music critic Brad Taste in Music reacted to [[So Need a Cute Girl]] on a livestream after a viewer donated $25 to request it. He refunded the viewer after skipping the song, a first for his streams.
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|name= So Need a Cute Girl Reaction - Brad Taste in Music
|video= {{#ev:youtube|Y9M7dtkdDg4}}
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===Joe Rogan===
Comedian {{w|Kurt Metzger}} brought up Chris while he was a guest on {{w|The Joe Rogan Experience}}, also mentioning [[Geno Samuel]], [[GiBi]], [[blarms]], and the [[Affair with Mother|incest scandal]] (starts at 1:24:42).
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|name= Joe Rogan Experience #2125 - Kurt Metzger
|video= {{#ev:youtube|_FPUuL2W2oI}}
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===Papa Meat===
At 2:36 in Papa Meat's ''"Which Fandoms Smell the Worst?"'' video, Chris Chan's picture can be seen as an example of the [[Pokemon]] fandom, immediately followed by a photo of him cosplaying as Rainbow Dash as an example of the [[Brony]] fandom (even accompanied by a [[Julay]] sound effect.)
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|name= Papa Meat - Which Fandoms Smell the Worst?
|video= {{#ev:youtube|F5rrIpmqJKw}}
}}

===The Official Podcast===
In the podcast series ''Red Thread'', Chris's history was discussed.
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|name= The Christory of Chris Chan: Part 1 <nowiki>|</nowiki> Red Thread
|video= {{#ev:youtube|BC-nOxN06Xc}}
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|name= The Christory of Chris Chan: Part 2 <nowiki>|</nowiki> Red Thread
|video= {{#ev:youtube|7Any4sggGAA}}
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{{Infobox/video
|name= The Christory of Chris Chan: Part 3 <nowiki>|</nowiki> Red Thread
|video= {{#ev:youtube|A5moKY8vhys}}
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{{Infobox/video
|name= The Christory of Chris Chan: The Chrismas Special (Part 4) <nowiki>|</nowiki> Red Thread
|video= {{#ev:youtube|bEOyQ9GglYU}}
}}

===Scott's Stash===
The [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/chris-chans-sonichu-medallion-curse Sonichu Medallion Curse] was brought up by Chris Bores (better known as Irate Gamer) on Scott The Woz's channel for unscripted content, Scott's Stash.
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|name= Back to the Future (NES) with Chris Bores - Scott, Sam, Eric, Justin and the Worst Year Ever
|video= {{#ev:youtube|rd5gp7WY5dU}}
}}

==See also==
*[[Chris in the media]]

==References==
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Instagram

2026-06-03T18:13:27Z

Master: Undo revision 362639 by BaboonRancher23 (talk) The scammer clearly knew who Chris was.

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'''Instagram''' is a social media website owned by [[Facebook]] that allows users to share photos and videos with captions and/or various effects. It is one of the biggest social media websites in the world; with such a big platform, it comes as no surprise that [[Chris]] would have an account on there.

==History of the account==
The account was first made in [[2018]], under the name "christinewestonchandler", and since then has gained over 2000 followers. However, he didn't start posting until early [[2021]]. It's unclear whether or not there were posts before then or not, possibly some lost to time. However, most of Chris's posts consist of things related to [[magical thinking]] and [[Pokemon]], along with his daily life as well.

==Notable Posts==
Some of Chris's most notable posts are about magic, including things about crystals, and chakra tea. Other than those posts, Chris mainly posts Pokemon cards he makes, with a majority of his Instagram posts are exactly that.

On 31 [[May 2026]], a ween hacked into the account and used an AI-modified version of one of his jail-era drawings to promote a crypto coin - the damage was reversed the next day.<ref>[[May 2026 social media posts#Addressing the $SONICHU token]]</ref>

==External Links==
[https://www.instagram.com/christinewestonchandler/ Chris's Instagram]
{{References}}
{{The Internet}}

[[Category:Chris's websites]]
[[Category:Facebook]]

Incest Call

2026-06-02T20:18:22Z

Master:

{{Unreliable|type=context}}
{{quote|[[Honest Content|What compelled Chris to tell you that stuff?]]|Bella's friend Louize.}}

{{quote|beats the fuck out of me|Bella.<ref name=BellaReaction>[[Chess club#Bella Reacts to Incest Call]]</ref>}}

[[Image:0028-ChristopherWMom1.jpg|thumb|"I encouraged her positively. I let her make the first move."]]

The '''Incest Call''' refers to a video call which took place between Chris and [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] at Chris's request. The call began at about 9:30 PM EST on 27 [[July 2021]].<ref>[[WCT DMs#Asking about Incest Call leak]]</ref> During the call, Chris bragged about [[Affair with Mother|him and his mother having engaged in substantial sexual activity]]. The call was partially recorded by Bella, who compiled together "random clips" from the conversation.<ref name=BellaReaction></ref>

Other subjects discussed in the call include [[Everfree Northwest]] convention plans and the consideration of [[Fiona]] as a potential girlfriend in lieu of Chris's mother (a notion which Chris rejects).

Bella has claimed the full call lasted around four hours and that the bulk of conversation was a "long and actually very pleasant talk", but the full conversation was not recorded. She said she "didn't start recording until AFTER he showed [...] the vibrators and "organic lube foam" he was using on his mom".<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Bella)#Incest Call Narrative]]</ref>

According to Bella, Chris talked in detail about kinky sexual acts on his mother - such as usage of vibrators, candle wax, and nipple clips - but that this alleged talk was not saved due to her iPad cutting off the recording.<ref name=BellaReaction/> [[Fabricated BDSM texts|Given Bella's extremely unreliable nature]], such claims should be taken with a massive amount of salt.

The Call, along with the [[Incest Texts]], led to Chris being jailed on an incest charge for nearly two years, until the [[autism disorder deferred disposition]] caused the court to dismiss the charge in exchange for Chris completing the program's terms.

==Background==
Prior to the call, Chris had been sustaining a misleading cover story to multiple trusted individuals, including Bella, that his sex partner was simply an older woman. In a display of [[Honest Content]], Chris decided to reveal the truth to Bella. In a text message to Bella before the call, Chris strongly implied that his cover story was concealing an illegal act and recommended the encrypted text/video call app Signal.<ref>[[Bella chats#Chris Wants to Spill the Beans]]</ref> During the call, as Chris began speaking about how he'd been having sex with his mother, Bella secretly began to record the conversation using her iPad. Following the call, she edited together clips from it, then shared the file with her friends in the [[Chess Club]] and with [[Fiona]]. Fiona in turn shared the news with her friends in the [[Chris Chan Conservation Collective]] and gave them an edited version of the call as proof, in which she edited out Bella's side of the conversation.

Audio from the call was then publicly leaked multiple times with varying amounts of censorship or cuts in the audio.

*The first was leaked to YouTube on 29 July 2021 by Chris Chan Conservation Collective member EllDudeRocks / GunLoader420,<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urV7h_pT4kI ([https://archive.ph/MRHW2 archive])</ref> who then created a thread at [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]] about it, dated 30 July 2021 at 12:23 AM EST.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/oudn5m/chris_chan_admits_to_having_sex_with_his_mother/</ref> This had a runtime of about 4 minutes and consisted only of Chris's voice.<ref>https://archive.org/details/chris-chan-admits-to-having-sex-with-his-mother</ref>

*A few hours later, another cut with Bella's voice retained was leaked.

*On 31 July, Bella's friend ternarymercury leaked a longer cut.<ref>https://archive.org/details/2397812-e-4f-7d-22193ee-32019a-95f-417748c-7d-10</ref>

*On 3 August, the longest version to date was leaked, measuring 21 minutes.

==Longest Version==
This is the longest available version of the call.

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| subject = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| stardate = 27 July 2021 (leaked 3 [[August 2021]])
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===Transcript===


'''CHRIS''': ...We pro- we proceeded towards it more slowly.

'''BELLA''': "Mhm. Sorry, I'm putting the volume, for my- I can't- I have a really bad ear because I just, I got sick, like, you can hear it in my voice. It's hard to hear anything at all. But I can hear you now. Go ahead."

'''CHRIS''': "Alright. So anyway, um, every -- with the, with the events and everything and I was feeling like, I really needed a sensual release, and..."

'''BELLA''': "Mhm."

'''CHRIS:''' "Not too many, not too many individuals this side of the [[iron curtain]] were coming up to plate right, right down there, so..."

'''BELLA''': "Right."

'''CHRIS''': "And then the- everything was coming into good alignment and it was, the signs were all [inaudible] [[Chris and religion#Concept of Emanuelle|Emanuelle]], you know, God, just said that it was okay and managed to guide me towards..."

'''BELLA''': "God said this was okay? Yeah, then you don't have anything to worry about if God himself said 'This is fine!'"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah. And uh, so yeah. I gave it a lot of thought myself and I was like 'Okay, so I'll take a dive for it,' so..."

'''BELLA''': "But how did this happen? How did this come about?"

'''CHRIS''': "Well, among which just mainly I'm just, really, really horny and I needed a true and honest, uh, relationship to come about, so... Obviously, this was one of the best ways to do it despite it being with uh... I don't want to believe in labels at all but I mean obviously, tale- the incest fanfics have come true [[Lars Call|and shit.]]"


'''BELLA''': I didn't even know there was such a thing! I didn't even know there was incest fanficsh- were there about you and Barbara? I can't believe that. I didn't even think that I- I knew that you guys had a good ''relationship'', but I always thought- 'cause I'm not huge on Christory, and y'know, whatever, I just thought that the whole Sonichu franchise was very interesting, and that's how I- I got into you when I was younger, right? But I had- I didn't have any idea that Barbara was, um, that Barbara and you had that sort of relationship. I never got any of those, uh, vibes. But, um, how did you approach her?

'''CHRIS''': [''stress sigh''] I approached her with care and caution. And... it was a timed approach. So I just, gave her comfort, to talked with her, and we just branched out slow and steady, and that night I encouraged her positively, let ''her'' make the first move, 'cause she wanted to do it an'...

'''BELLA''' (interrupting): Oh, she did? Really? She made the first move?

'''CHRIS''': Yeah.

'''BELLA''': Oh. Oh, really? Wow, ''Barbara'', ha ha! How- how did she do, if you don't mind me asking? What was the first move?

'''CHRIS''': [''stress sigh''] Uh, I don't remember exact- well, that was her first move but my approach was... Hm. Well, I forgot exactly what it- what terminology approach I used but, care and caution.

'''BELLA''': That's good.

'''CHRIS''': And I was... I was most, I was direct and upfront with her for the most part.

'''BELLA''': That's good. And how did she respond when you, uh, when you, um, approached her? What did she say?

'''CHRIS''': I don't, I don't remember exactly what she said, but it was kind of, I think, she was [[Rape|partially confused]] at one point but, but then she came around, obviously, with the more approaching, with the more approaching that I was doing with her along the way.

'''BELLA''': Right, so she... so she got into it. How was the first kiss? You kissed her? How did that feel? Having known this woman for your whole life, how did that feel?

'''CHRIS''': Oh, yeah, I mean, it was simple, uh, lip, lip lock, lip-to-lip kiss, but yeah. It was actually good. It felt right.

'''BELLA''': When did you start having feelings for Barbara?


'''CHRIS''': Well, obviously for, well, for a long time, I mean, I remember even mentioning some time ago in one of my videos that I even had dreams where I had, I had sex with her, obviously. So...

'''BELLA''': Really, yeah? Is that, um, I- I- I've heard of- I don't know what it is, per, uh, per se, but, is that what Oh-dipus complex is called, is when, uh, um, is when, you like your mother? Is that what it's called, I don't know what it means, though, I just thought, I thought, I just thought might be.

'''CHRIS''': Yeah, the uh, that's right, the {{w|Oedipus complex}}.

'''BELLA''': Oh, Oedipus, that's right, yeah. Yeah, that's right, ennh... how, how if you don't mind me asking it, I know it's probably personal, you don't have to ''answer'', but... how is the sex?

'''CHRIS''': Uh, I'd say it was satisfactory, it took a while, took a few tries to...

'''BELLA''': [''giggling''] It took a few tries? Yeah... she is o- she is ''older''...

'''CHRIS''': Yeah, plus, uh, also she's very exstanding about the whole thing as well, I was direct with her, still direct and honest with her, made sure that I, yeah, obviously, I'm never gonna propose marriage to her at all 'cause we're already daughter and... mom...

'''BELLA''': Yeah, mother and daughter. You know, they say there's no, there's no stronger bond than a mother and her daughter, that's true. I'm- I'm pretty close to my mom, I don't- I don't think I'd be ''that'' close, but... I do- I do in some ways project, you know, the kind of woman I'm interested in, with the kind of woman my mother is, and I didn't realize it until I got older. I was like, wow! She's- she's not- she kind of, y'know, similar- has similar qualities to my mother! And I think, 'Oh! Well, shoot!' Um, I'm very- I'm glad that you're telling me, because a lot of people would hold this inside, and it would tear them apart, you know, but then again, yeah your, your body is, um, your body now, isn't it
only like a projection of your true form? Aren't you from like, you're from like another dimension, right? You're a Sonichu.

'''CHRIS''': Yeah, well, not really a projection because this body is interdimensional. [''continues speaking, inaudible as Bella cuts him off'']

'''BELLA''': Yeah, it's interdimensional. But are you related to Barbara in, um, are you related to Barbara, in like, um, the different dimensions?

'''CHRIS''': [''stress sigh''] I'm not sure how to answer that question off the bat right now, 'cause-

'''BELLA''': Right. You're just still figuring it out. How long have you two been going at it?

'''CHRIS''': Well, we've been um, doing it every third n-

[''Bella sneezes'']

'''BELLA''': Sorry?

'''CHRIS''': "We've been doing it every third night, and the first might be on June 27th."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, you have a routine? Huh."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah."

'''BELLA''': "Well, at least you have a stable, you have a stable relationship because you know it's not going to end if anything happened. You'd still be, you'd still be, you know, you'd still be mother and daughter. It's not going to like, be an explosive break up, right? That's, at least that's comforting."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. So you said since June, June?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah it, It took us a few nights to, it took us a few nights to figure, figure out what made, what felt right and what didn't feel right, and..."

'''BELLA''': "Does your mother enjoy it?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah. She's having, yeah she's having a good time, literally."

'''BELLA''': "She is? She's having a good time?"

'''CHRIS''': "She'll -- Yes, sh -- well, we're, we figured it out."

'''BELLA''': "That's great to hear. Do you guys act more like mother and daughter, or do you guys act more like, you know, lovers, when.... Like say, you come home from, you know, the supermarket and you see Barbara. Uh, would you say 'Hey sweetheart' or do you say 'Hi mom?'"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah I'm, I'm, I haven't called her 'mom' in quite some time now."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, really?"

'''CHRIS''': "So, yeah, I'm, I'm more often calling her 'love' at this point."

'''BELLA''': Oh, yeah, that's sweet. That's sweet. I call my girlfriend 'love' too. Well, I used to, the old one, haha. I- I don't- you're- you're in a relationship and I'm not, so you're- you're more experienced than I am, definitely. But you recently started dating Fiona, isn't that, that's true, right? An open relationship?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah it, it's, it's, yeah between Barbara and I it is an open relationship and I made that very clear with her."

'''BELLA''': "Right. Is Barbara dating anybody else?"

'''CHRIS''': "Well, uh, she's not."

'''BELLA''': "No? But she's fine with you dating other people, right?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, she's okay."

'''BELLA''': "Do you guys go on any dates or anything romantic like that?"

'''CHRIS''': "Mm, well, I'll be, well not anything extravagant but we do, uh, as often as possible, eat at the dinner table together."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "We haven't been able to picnic much lately because I've had to switch to a soup diet becau -- after getting the crown..."

'''BELLA''': "Uh-huh."

'''CHRIS''': "...my tooth."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, did you? I always thought the dentist was a sham, because whenever I- because they say i'm genetically prone to get cavities, even though I brush my teeth all the time, and no matter how I brush my teeth and floss and I get a cavity. The thing is if you ignore it i mean by ignore you like take care of it yourself it goes away for me. But I never- I don't think I've ever got a crown in, yeah. I've gotten- gotten a gold over here."


'''CHRIS''': Yeah, well, anyway. Uh, so I had to get roots now, before [?]

'''BELLA''': Right. Ow, that hurts, yeah.

'''CHRIS''': Yeah, I could- Yeah, I could appreciate that as well, but... uh, she's not exactly one for the shopping time, but- ['''BELLA''': Right.] Yeah, all these- ['''BELLA''': Right.] It wasn't- She's still trying to remember her inner child... ['''BELLA''': Right, that's true, yeah.] ...might as well, but I, but I'm encouraging her towards the possibi-, towards the positives and, you know, be my homemaker."

'''BELLA''': Yeah. Yeah knowing, knowing you Christine, I think that, uh, because you, I, I know, I noticed that she was mature, you know, and she's mature and she's wise. She's wise in her ways and um, you know, she has experience and she loves you, and you two have a great relationship. But wouldn't you want somebody who's younger? Right? To keep up more with your energy? Yeah.

'''CHRIS''': Uh, yeah, obviously, but, y'know, obviously, if I could find some...

'''BELLA''': There's Fiona! Fiona's very interested in you! Fiona- yeah, Fiona's very interested in you! She's a super-girl. Yeah.

'''CHRIS''': I have foreseen- I have lived in the future, and I know she's gonna find her better, long-term sweetheart.

'''BELLA''': Fiona?

'''CHRIS''': On campus.

'''BELLA''': Are you sure? ['''CHRIS''': Yeah.] Because Fiona- Fiona talks to me, saying how great you are, and how much she loves you, right? Maybe 'cause the future can change, with fate?

'''CHRIS''': Um, it's a possibility, but it's-

'''BELLA''': Why don't you try for her? Because- y'know- 'cause [stammers] Fiona consented [?] to having an open relationship, right? I'm sure she's- you're fine, with, uh, both of them now. BUt, over time, Fiona really, really, really adores you. And she's a wonderful girl. I text her a lot, we chat. We, um- She has never said a single negative thing about you. She- She adores you, like, and- She'll be more open to stuff like, you know, having spa days, getting pizza, going out together, you know, and, she's um, she's probably newer in the bedroom, but she's willing to do it. She's willing to have fun with you.

'''CHRIS''': Yes, I agree. And I appreciate all that, yeah, I'm making the uh, short time, as a short time, count, as best as I can with her.

'''BELLA''': Oh, I understand.

'''CHRIS''': ...we're seen out and about [?] in the future, plus, I don't want to take her away from the colleges she chose to go to, which I'm sure, is still in Washington state right there.

'''BELLA''': Uh, how far away do you live- um, from Washington state? Because I almost- I was gonna go to Washington state.

'''CHRIS''': Um, Washington state [stammers] is on the West Coast, and Virginia is on the East Coast.

'''BELLA''': Right, right. And plus, she's young! She has a lot of time to, um, she has a lot of time to travel, visit you, I mean- You've done long distance before, haven't you?

'''CHRIS''': Uh, yeah, a long-distance relationships, but- [''Bella coughs loudly'']

'''BELLA''': Oh, yeah, they suck. I know they suck, but what's important is that you make, uh, you make a relationship with her now, and that way, it'll stay, like, forever! And she'll come back to you, like she'll come back to you, I'm sure!

'''CHRIS''': Yes, it is a possibility, but I am more- I am more open. I'm thinking more on the higher-likelihood outcomes for this timeline, obviously.

'''BELLA''': Oops, sorry, just trying to get adjusted. Okay, that makes sense. Goober- okay, Goober, buddy. There you go. He was just tryin' to get my lip [?]

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, obviously. But yeah, still uh, would want somebody who was younger than, who is younger or close to my age, obviously, I don't know, maybe."

'''BELLA''': "You don't want anyone who's younger?"

'''CHRIS''': "Um, not too many, not too many other at this, at this time. But, I mean, obviously uh, with my affirmations on, on attracting my twin flame.

'''BELLA''': "Right. [inaudible], true. Um, for like, [inaudible] make sure to have uh, a lot of fun, make sure to have a, you know, push it with Fiona and have a lot of fun with her, right? Because, um..."


'''CHRIS''': "Obviously."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah, because now you're doing this for your mom, uh, make sure -- I'll be there, I'll be there watching you guys to make sure that nobody is trying to... sorry, my throat... nobody's trying to hurt you, do anything, I'll take photos of you two. I'll have- I'll have just a screenshot- like a slideshow of romantic stuff between you guys, um. You, uh- Oh, the dance will be awesome. We could take turns. I'd like to dance with her too, and then you guys could take like the slow dance and whatever. And uh..."

'''CHRIS''': Well, we'll see. We'll see what we can arrange, because she obviously- because she only has the hotel room for the Friday night, and she would want to get home as- get home as quickly as possible, as she already... [inaudible] ...with her parents, and I don't want to- [Bella coughs loudly]

'''BELLA''': Oh yeah, her mom is pretty strict, yeah.

'''CHRIS''': Yeah, but I mean, obviously, if she is, obviously, she is likely to, uh, head back home before the [unintelligible]

'''BELLA''': Oh, is she? Oh, no! I wanted to- I wanted to dance with her! Because I thought it'd be- Because I thought it'd be so cute! Because- since I'm there to protect you guys, right? I obviously, I'm gonna be enjoying the festivities with you two, but I wanted to take like um, I wanted to make a uh oh like slideshow, and like memory thingy. Of you guys together.

'''CHRIS''': "My mom and all the other [inaudible]..."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. Yeah, right."

'''CHRIS''': "[inaudible] before they can register as well."

'''BELLA''': "But how are you feeling, Christine? How are you feeling? Because I know there's a lot of societal pressure on you about like um, this thing with Barbara. A lot of societal pressure and a lot of people, you know, consciously who judge, like would judge, and you know, there is a lot of eyes on you. It must be very stressful."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, it is."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah, I can imagine. I'm so sorry about all that stuff, yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "Well, still [inaudible] we still have Magi-chan and Cryzel to dance with."

'''BELLA''': "You always have --"

[''Cut in the audio.'']

'''BELLA''': Uh, yeah, like again. My main job is photographer and bodyguard, but, I could dance for a little, take photos of other ladies I might wanna dance with, y'know, have fun, [''trails off'']. You know don't- don't just limit yourself, and I- I- I appreciate that you like um, the idea of um, open relationships, right? But, if, uh, Fiona really wants to like, commit and settle down with you would you take that seriously and stop having open relationships?

'''CHRIS''': Well, I- I would consider... I really would wish I could consider [Bella coughs] I did, obviously. I don't want to take her away from her college. She still has a lot to learn for herself and experience.

'''BELLA''': What if she- What if- I get that, but what if, in like ten years, after she's done with college, and you still have a good relationship, and she's grown to be a beautiful woman, and y'know, everything, she says, "Christine, I really really really want to settle down with you. I love you from the bottom of my heart." What would you do?

'''CHRIS''': Well, okay well, after she's done with college and she's got herself organized, uh, on the highly highly unlikely event... for this timeline that she ''doesn't'' meet her long-term sweetheart ['''BELLA''': Right.] who will be better for her, then I would definitely be up for considering.

'''BELLA''': Why do you think that she has somebody else that's better for her?

'''CHRIS''': Well, I mean, I can't reveal too many details, I just, um, can only say that- say that she's got...

'''BELLA''': Oh, is this some kind of psychic thingie? Did you look into the future?

'''CHRIS''': Yeah, that's-

'''BELLA''': Oh, okay. I understand. Oh, I see. Well, that makes sense, then, that you're not so confident. Yeah, it just really depends on the person. ['''BELLA''': Yeah.] How long are you staying at the event for again? Sorry.

'''CHRIS''': Um, we'll stay in Washington- [''Bella coughs''] Uh, like the plane ticket said I'll be leaving on the following Monday the 16th.

'''BELLA''': Okay, so- yeah. I just coordinating with the flight thing because I get mine
for... because I get mine for like a really big discount or free depending where they put me right? So um they're just they're still kind of iffy, but I at least have the tickets, but they could change them. So, um, but you're, you're from Seattle to Washington, right? I don't know if we'll
be on the same flight but I could try, uh if they if they have two stops from like from Michigan to Seattle to um yeah to Washington. Or if it's from like, Massachusetts. Yep?

'''CHRIS''': We could- we'll figure something out.

'''BELLA''': Yeah, we will. It'll be fine. We could do it another time, 'cause I have a cough, and it's hard to talk, and my throat kinda hurts --

[''cut in the audio'']

'''BELLA''': Alright, I understand- that I know the kind of person you are, and you're a good, caring person. And I know that, uh, you're doing it 'cause you love your mother-

'''CHRIS''': Thank you. That means a lot.

'''BELLA''': Hehe, look at my cat. Can you see him?

'''CHRIS''': Uh, kinda hard to see. ...I see him when he [???]

'''BELLA''': Do you see how- um you see how chubby he is? Do you see all this fat coming out from his neck he's got so fa-

[''cut'']

'''CHRIS''': "Um, so yeah [[Barbara|she's]] got a really sensitive G-spot because apparently I don't believe her -- I don't believe he ever, [[Bob|Mr. C]], any of her past boyfriends, ex-husbands, they... haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really with their dicks."

'''BELLA''': "Right... right... Oh, okay, so yours is a bit bigger?"

'''CHRIS''': "They haven't, they have, they, were more focused on..."

'''BELLA''': "[coughs]"

'''CHRIS''': "...pleasuring themselves, really. As opposed to focusing on her, which -- that's my focus."

[''cut'']

'''BELLA''': ...'cause I know you wanna be with somebody, like yeah, more experienced and younger, I know you already said this, but I'm just, you know.

'''CHRIS''': Yeah, and that's- And that's also one thing I definitely appreciate and, uh, the upcoming time with Fiona, because apparently, she's uh, she's had five cases of having sex. Or, close to it at least.

'''BELLA''': Yeah, I believe so, she's said that she had it before. She- she seems to be very uh open, and like not- not scared or nervous she's experienced. And that's what you like, right?

'''CHRIS''': But then also she's also had that experience with the pedophile Japanese teacher, apparently.

'''BELLA''': Oh, dear, ooh. Yeah, I don't know why, but, you know, like, all the Loli things and stuff? Like, it again, if it's just a drawing, it's not that much of a problem, but when it's like, but, people don't realize that it does, it does kind of cause, um, it does cause people to get, you know, it stops becoming a joke, it becomes- people become more and more, like attracted, then there are some crazies in the world that might use it and become more, uh, more likely to do it in person. It's like, you know, they say that a lot of the, uh, serial killers, um, the reason they came that way was because of
pornography? You know how easy it is to find stuff like child porn online? It's disgusting, but it's everywhere!

'''CHRIS''': Yeeessss!

'''BELLA''': Oh my god, holy crap, that's nasty. I can't believe-

[''Cut in the audio.'']

'''CHRIS''': I've been in [[Chris's homes#Jails and institutions|jail]] before, so-

'''BELLA''': Oh, you have? I had no clue, really? ...Really?

'''CHRIS''': Um, well, essentially, uh, I've been in jail [[28 October 2011|tw]][[26 December 2014|ice]].

'''BELLA''': Oh, really?

'''CHRIS''': First time- First time was, uh, was... [[Snyder]] [[28 October 2011|set off his trap]] on me that time, which... lead me to come back to the [[Game Place|Game and Hobby Place]], yeah. So I spent time- spending one night in jail.

'''BELLA''': Oh, one night? Was there anybody there? ['''CHRIS''': Yeah.] In jail with you?

'''CHRIS''': Yes. Um, nobody was in the, uh, jail cell with me. [''unintelligible'']

[''The audio abruptly cuts out.'']

==See also==
*[[Incest fallout chat leaks]]
*[[Post-incest leak drama]]
*[[PVCC NEW info: on Chris and Barbara spoon eachother!]]

==References==
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{{Articleofthenow}}
{{IncestSaga}}
{{FanChats}}

[[Category:Phone calls]]

An Extended Chat With Bobby

2026-06-02T20:16:36Z

Master:

{{AbsentChris}}

'''An Extended Chat With Bobby Episode 2''' is a [[YouTube]] video posted by user [[ThePCAssassins]] in [[May 2011]]. The video is considered [[Lost Media]]. What little survives of the video is a link and a transcript of the first 10 minutes.

The title is believed to be unofficial and given by a CWCki editor at the time. The same editor embedded the video [[ThePCassassins Chat with Bobby Part 1]] under the title ''An Extended Chat With Bobby Episode 1'', suggesting there is most likely no "episode 1".

==An Extended Chat With Bobby Episode 2==
The video is still lost, but [[Statustjej]] found a link to it: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E8os_pzJ10

A transcript for the first 10 minutes of the video was written on the CWCki a couple weeks after the video was posted:

[Dial tone for 38 seconds]
 '''Craig:''' God damn it answer you fruity-ass.
[More dial tone]
 Answering Machine: We're unavailable to take your call. Please leave a message and thank you for calling.
 '''Craig:''' Hey Bob how's it going? It's Craig. Just wanted to call you [distortion] to get a hold of you. Sorry about that. Uh, just brushing off some dirt off of my cell phone. Uh, I hoped to talk to you. I don't know, maybe you should-
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Craig:''' Oh hey Bob, how's it going?
 '''Bob:''' Oh, fair I guess.
 '''Craig:''' Oh that's good, that's good. Uh, it's me Craig.
 '''Bob:''' Well. How you doing?
 '''Craig:''' I'm doing pretty good, doing pretty good. [distortion] Just taking it easy. Just relaxing.
 '''Bob:''' You finished for the year?
 '''Craig:''' Oh yeah, yeah. I'm done- I'm done for the year. I'm done for the year I'm just- y'know. Taking it easy. Just wanted to see how you're doing. Talk to ya. [heavy breathing]
 '''Bob:''' I'm actually not too great. But I'm okay.
 '''Craig:''' Oh that's good. That's good. [breathing] That's good. Uh, hey how was your day today? I tried calling you like a few times today and I left you a message. [more breathing]
 '''Bob:''' I've been down at the- I went down to WallMart.
 '''Craig:''' Really?
 '''Bob:''' Yeah I went out shopping.
 '''Craig:''' That's good. [wheezing] That's good what did you get?
 '''Bob:''' Just some things.
 '''Craig:''' Oh yeah? [Darth Vader] That's good. Hey uh-
 '''Bob:''' You got somebody with asthma on your end?
 '''Craig:''' No, no that's just my dog. That's just my dog. Uh, I do apologise for that. I'm sorry about that. Uh, here let me just shoo him away. S-sorry about that. [pause] But hey, I was just bored and wanted to talk to ya. You know? Like uh- the family doing? How's Barbara?
 '''Bob:''' Well she's uh- got worn out shopping.
 '''Craig:''' Oh, yeah.
 '''Bob:''' That's too bad, us old folks.
 '''Craig:''' Oh you're not old, Bob. You're still pretty young.
 '''Bob:''' Yeah I have to ride around on one of them carts though.
 '''Craig:''' Oh really? Oh now you're still pretty young to me though, Bob. Y'know you're a good guy so.
 '''Bob:''' Yeah we can go in there and get in [sounds like doctor owls] and race.
 '''Craig:''' [laughs] Exactly. Oh man. Oh like I finished my exams and I find out tomorrow if I pass. And I just-
 '''Bob:''' You find out? You don't know whether you passed or not?
 '''Craig:''' Well I'm done the year though. There was a little computer error they said at the university though I'm pretty sure that I passed.
 '''Bob:''' Well it helps.
 '''Craig:''' Well yeah well it's all good. It's all good. Y'know I-
 '''Bob:''' Well what are you gonna do for summer?
 '''Craig:''' Actually I don't know. Uh I listed in the reserves for the military y'know maybe work with the government. Y'know in the reserve army. Or maybe I might work for the county and do construction like road repair and stuff.
 '''Bob:''' Y'know a little extra time always helps.
 '''Craig:''' Oh yeah-
 '''Bob:''' If you've been sitting around all year. [laughs]
 '''Craig:''' [laughs] Oh man, tell me about it. Like 8 ho- like 4 hours in the class like studying and reading. Oh man it's just good to get out of that. Oh but uh- yeah I'm glad to see you're doing better. I hope you feel better y'know.
 '''Bob:''' Well I'm trying to come back a long way.
 '''Craig:''' Oh. Well y'know you'll make it, Bob. Y'know. You're an engineer right. They just don't give up on the job they just try and solve it, right?
 '''Bob:''' That's right. There's got to be another way out.
 '''Craig:''' Exactly, exactly. [laughs]
 '''Bob:''' I've had- got an old thing. That if you can't climb the mountain from one direction you just turn around and start in another direction.
 '''Craig:''' Exactly. That is so true. That is so true. And I use like- oh. That's the saying I'm going to use next time when I'm studying for my exams and tests and stuff. Uh hey-
 '''Bob:''' I'm watching an old movie here.
 '''Craig:''' Oh really, which movie?
 '''Bob:''' You ever watch the old movies?
 '''Craig:''' Oh yeah. I love the old movies. Which old movie are you watching?
 '''Bob:''' Well this is one with Will Rogers in it.
 '''Craig:''' Boy Rogers?
 '''Bob:''' So it's really old. Will Rogers.
 '''Craig:''' Okay.
 '''Bob:''' You ever heard of Will Rogers?
 '''Craig:''' Will Rogers? Yeah I've heard of Will Rogers.
 '''Bob:''' Yeah he's one of the greatest comedians that ever lived.
 '''Craig:''' Oh really?
 '''Bob:''' Anyway and this is one of the ones he made in 1935.
 '''Craig:''' Okay.
 '''Bob:''' And it's great. [laughs]
 '''Craig:''' Uh let's [laughs along]. Let's see 1935 Will Rogers movies. Uh, is it. Is it Life Begins at 40?
 '''Bob:''' No.
 '''Craig:''' Uh, Downing Thomas?
 '''Bob:''' I forgot the name. It's got Billy Burke in it.
 '''Craig:''' Billy Burke?
 '''Bob:''' It's got Billy Burke. She was the actress that was that I think played the part of Gracie Allen with George Burns in Gracie Allen. Way back in [unintelligible] days .
 '''Craig:''' It's either Downing Thomas or it's in Old Kentucky I believe.
 '''Bob:''' I don't know.
 '''Craig:''' Oh, okay.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't see the name of it.
 '''Craig:''' Uh, okay I love the old movies.
 '''Bob:''' It's up in- Downing Thomas. That's it. That's the name of it.
 '''Craig:''' Oh, Downing Thomas. That's a good movie, Bob.
 '''Bob:''' Yeah it is. [laughs] It's great.
 '''Craig:''' [laughs] Who would have thought? Two engi- an engineer and a guy trying to become an engineer both love Will Rogers movies.
 '''Bob:''' Yeah he was from Oklahoma.
 '''Craig:''' Yeah he was actually. Yeah you're right, actually. He was born I believe in '79 and I believe he died in '35.
 '''Bob:''' Yeah it was about the time he died it's a 1935 movie.
 '''Craig:''' Yeah. Oh man.
 '''Bob:''' It's on Turner Classic Movies right now on the cable.
 '''Craig:''' Oh I love Turner Classic Movies. I especially love the old silent movies they play once in a while. Early in the morning.
 '''Bob:''' Yeah. Yeah I used to lay- I used to record 'em. I loved the dubbed in soundtrack they've got now.
 '''Craig:''' [Bob tries to talk] Oh man I love the- Oh, sorry sir.
 '''Bob:''' Y'know they go out and hire people to write scores and perform the scores for the soundtracks for those silent movies.
 '''Craig:''' Yes I do actually remember watching a documentary on that and they were talking about Lon Chaney Junior and the Phil Harmonic Orchestra or Philip Glass and that he composed orchestra scores for a few of the- Lon Chaney Junior's movies. I love that about the classic movies.
 '''Bob:''' Yeah I used to- I used to watch some just to record the soundtrack they dubbed on there. The accompanying music in them.
 '''Craig:''' Oh, beautiful music, eh?
 '''Bob:''' Well yeah it is. Most of it. Particularly when they get the old ballroom gown and the tear jerking drama musics they got back then.
 '''Craig:''' [laughs] Oh that music just always makes me- it moves me really. Because it's the artistic creativity of the one person watching something that is- that's art now and trying to dub over his own sense of creativity, art and love for that for that work of art that he's doing. Y'know.
 '''Bob:''' That's right, he's interpreting what he thinks he's seeing so he can have answers for the viewer.
 '''Craig:''' Exactly. [Bob laughs, Craig joins in] And that's what I love about Turner classic movies and their old score- and their remade scores. Oh but you must have seen a lot of great movies in your day, eh Bob?
 '''Bob:''' Yeah I grew up with em.
 '''Craig:''' Yeah like-
 '''Bob:''' I used to go to the movies every day of the week except for Sunday. There were no movies on Sunday.
 '''Craig:''' Yes because that is the Sabbath.
 '''Bob:''' 'least where I grew up.
 '''Craig:''' Yeah same here Bob.
 '''Bob:''' I was in the Deep South. In the Deep South nothing happened on Sunday except for church. [laughs]
 '''Craig:''' [laughs] And that's the way it should always be, right?
 '''Bob:''' I think so. I think that's still a good idea.
 '''Craig:''' I think so too. It's still a great idea. What really upsets me is like when I go to WallMart when I drive by a WallMart on a Sunday. And it's still open.
 '''Bob:''' [laughs] Well anyway. I used to go- we had 3- I grew up in a small town. It was really a combination of a crossroads town and a cotton mill town. We had a cotton mill that was actually two little towns together. And we had 3 movie houses.

[[Category:Phone calls]]

Bob Call 6

2026-06-02T20:16:20Z

Master:

{{AbsentChris}}

'''Bob Call 6''' is a video uploading by [[ThePCAssassins]] on 16 [[May 2011]]. The video is just over 20 minutes long, cut-down from over an hour of audio recording. In the video a man discusses Chris's future with [[Bob]]. They discuss many topics, such as what will happen after Bob dies, Chris's [[autism]] and [[slow-in-the-minds|developmental delays]], as well as Bob's hopes for Chris.

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==Transcript==
[''The video starts with a long introduction by a narrator Rufus, who describes some of the contents of the video. Note that a '''one hour 45 minute''' version may exist somewhere'']

'''Rufus:''' Hi everybody, this is Rufus from the PCAssassin, now this is Bob Call Number 6, originally an hour and 45 minutes but we had to cut back a lot of shit that Bob was talking about. Now Bob is talking about engineering and a whole bunch of other shit that we did not really care about. But, we did get 16 minutes in about what would happen to Chris after he died what'll- what about [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] and a whole lot of dumb bullshit about Chris and close captioning. Now the first five minutes about Chris and close captioning but we decided to keep that shit in as a reminder to you guys that... y'know that... if you have a [[slow-in-the-minds|retarded child]] and all make sure that you turn on the close captioning- I don't fucking know what that shit was all about but, that's alot of bullshit. But anyways we hope you enjoy the call, weeee.... hope you guys.. y'know give us more questions to ask Robert, but in the meantime we hope you enjoy Bob Call Number 6 - What'll Happen To Chris? Thank you.

[''After a few seconds of dead air the recording begins'']

'''Bob:''' Well he's the one that came up with the idea of turning on the close captioning, it wasn't me, it wasn't no psychiatrists. It wasn't no PhD bookworm. It was simply Christian. And he- he turned on the... the uh- uh- close captioning on his TV and he taught himself how to read.

'''Craig:''' Hmmm

'''Bob:''' That was his idea, that's the way he learned how to read.

'''Craig:''' See and that's why-

'''Bob:''' -and talk and communicate.

'''Craig:''' And that's the exact same way that I think Chris is a genius because, he taught himself that and, and that is so impressive, like, I- I- I'm actually really stunned by that actually when you were telling me about that earlier like that- that's amazing like, like his life goals must be like pretty impressive though too right? Like... pretty interesting?

'''Bob:''' Well he uh- he was- I had him on a Commodore 64, which is the first little simple 64 bit computer you know?

'''Craig:''' Yeah!

'''Bob:''' Way back when, I had him on a Commodore 64 and he was programming that. Uh- Before he could talk!

'''Craig:''' Oh nice.

'''Bob:''' Now he understood it better than I did I think, hahahah!

'''Craig:''' Hahaha!

'''Bob:''' Now he- He knows alot more now about the computers than I do. I'm at a loss, just let it go and I don't even play with it anymore. I'm not even online anymore.

'''Craig:''' Aw.. So- So- So what does he do online? Like on the computers and stuff like does he pro- does he make his own videogames, does he like write?

'''Bob:''' Ah well he's a genius on videogames.

'''Craig:''' Yeah?

'''Bob:''' Because he's got a better- He's got a photographic memory. Like for example there was one game called "Mario World"... where they had these uh- mini mini mini levels and uh- up at the top was "king koosha" or somebody that you had to defeat. And it was after you got up through about 600 steps of um mario's world games that you got to the sky and uh- defeated the king. King koopa or somebody.

'''Craig:''' Okay.

'''Bob:''' Well I uh- haha!

'''Craig:''' ha!

'''Bob:''' I never got past level 3. At the bottom of Yoshi's Island. That's the third level up now in the game, out of about a thousand levels or something. I never got past level 3.

'''Craig:''' Oh nice.

'''Bob:''' Christian, he could remember all those secrets, and he knew what was gonna happen in the games, before they- when they were about to happen he could beat 'em that way. Then he was up there and beat king- king koopa and uh- in about 3 days.

'''Craig:''' Hmmmmm I- is Chris like, is your son Chris is he a [[Sonic The Hedgehog]] fan?

'''Bob:''' Is he what?

'''Craig:''' A Sonic The Hedgehog fan. Cause you're telling me about a uh- [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]

'''Bob:''' Ah, yeah.

'''Craig:''' Okay.

'''Bob:''' Yeah Sonichu is a cross between Sonic and uh- [[Pikachu]].

'''Craig:''' Okay.

'''Bob:''' That's his own creation of the character.

'''Craig:''' Does he have a copyright?

'''Bob:''' ''Inaudible''

'''Bob:''' He has a what?

'''Craig:''' Does he have a copyright on it?

'''Bob:''' He does. Matter of fact.

'''Craig:''' Hmmmm.

'''Bob:''' It's been upheld in the courts in England even.

'''Craig:''' Oh no I- That's pretty cool that's pretty cool actually... Ohhh okay.

'''Bob:''' Yeah he's a neat guy.

'''Craig:''' Yeah, yeah he sounds like a really neat guy, uh- Bob and I would actually really like to talk to him someday but, eugh...

'''Bob:''' It- it's too bad that the world is so afraid of autistic children.

'''Craig:''' Yeah it is! It is. Uh- yeah it is because I- I was uh- I was uh- uhhhhh- So sorry I'm actually kinda stumbling over my words. Like cause like, he had his own website right I believe, your son? And he, he had like.

'''Bob:''' He's had several of them he's had them for years

'''Craig:''' Yeah

'''Bob:''' And he's far beyond me on the computer and that.

'''Craig:''' Oh yeah.

'''Bob:''' hahahaha!

'''Craig:''' hahaha!

'''Bob:''' In fact- in fact he's giving up on the computer he's backed off of it most of the time.

'''Craig:''' Oh that's terrible. Does he-

'''Bob:''' Because it's giving him such a hard time.

'''Craig:''' Oh yeah, that's, it- it's pretty bad you know.

'''Bob:''' I think so hahaha!

'''Craig:''' hahaha!

'''Bob:''' I think they oughta just leave him alone.

'''Craig:''' I agree with you Bob! I agree with you like, you know if I was in the [[Ruckersville]] area than I'd totally be Chris's friend...

'''Bob:''' Yeah he's a- he's a nice guy but no- nobody likes nice guys.

'''Craig:''' Yeah, it's-

'''Bob:''' You gotta be a [[JERK|bastard]] for somebody to like you I think.

'''Craig:''' Yeah, I agree.

'''Bob:''' That's too bad but that's just the way the world is.

'''Craig:''' Yeah it is, it is

'''Bob:''' Yep.

'''Craig:''' I was uh- I was reading some of your son's comic books actually and, uh- like some of the Sonichu issues. And it talked- and it talked about his like- like a sweetheart named [[Megan]] like uh- I dunno if that's like a current girlfriend he has or not.

'''Bob:''' Yeahhh that was back in the year 19- or the year 2000.

'''Craig:''' Ohhh-

'''Bob:''' She was just a little, little uh- what I would call a little low life in the gutter bitch.

'''Craig:''' Really?

'''Bob:''' Ha! Yeah... but Christian didn't see her that way. But that's basically about what she was.

'''Craig:''' What happened?

'''Bob:''' There's really a person named Megan.

'''Craig:''' Oh is there? Okay.

'''Bob:''' And uh- but uh- she... they like to... he- he was uh- they had a- a Pokemon group. You know Pokemon?

'''Craig:''' Yes I do.

'''Bob:''' You- You've heard of Pokemon?

'''Craig:''' Yes I have!

'''Bob:''' Well they had a Pokemon group at the uh- the local uh- [[The GAMe PLACe|toy store downtown]]

'''Craig:''' Okay.

'''Bob:''' And- and Christian was one of the leaders in a Pokemon group. Christian knew Pokemon in and out and was one of their leaders. And he was so good at it and everything that then people started hating you because you're good at it, right?

'''Craig:''' Right.

'''Bob:''' And they don't like it when you're selling things. And that was one of- one of the problems that turned [''inaudible''] that's how it all got started, them giving him a hard time down there because he was so successful at Pokemon. And he liked Megan and nothing could ever be said wrong about Megan. I knew what Megan was. But he didn't know what Megan was- you can never tell a guy when, love is blind..

'''Craig:''' Mm-hmmm.

'''Bob:''' That's a- old saying that you can- I can guarantee you is true. Love is blind.

'''Craig:''' Yes.

'''Bob:''' And he was in love with Megan and nothing Megan could do with being wrong, right? Even if she had taken a gun and pointed it to his head and shot him it still wouldn't have been wrong.

'''Craig:''' Ha! Oh man...

'''Bob:''' It's just unfortunate that it works that way.

'''Craig:''' So-

'''Bob:''' But I guess he.. carries a sort of- or carries the torch for her. In a way I get this little [[Rosechu]] character that he's got is uh- is the essence of uh- Charlie Brown's little red-headed girl.

'''Craig:''' Yeah, hahaha!

'''Bob:''' hahaha!

'''Craig:''' S- so like- like how did it end?

'''Bob:''' They're still downtown but Christian got thrown out of the place

'''Craig:''' Oh really?

'''Bob:''' Because he was just, they- they cause- because he was handicapped it caused problems.

'''Craig:''' Okay

'''Bob:''' And most normal people don't like handicapped. Even though Christian doesn't [[Fashion|look handicapped]] Christian still has one of the normal characteristics of autism, which is uh- socialising. He's slow to socialise and he doesn't really know how to socialise much. But uh- he- that= that's one of their real problems. Now there's all kinds of levels of autism, okay?

'''Craig:''' Okay.

'''Bob:''' There's autism where the kids never gonna do anything, just be a little babbling idiot. That's all it is, I mean they're just a vegetable. There's that level of autism, it's unfortunate and I feel really sorry for those kids. But there's other kids where they can do a little bit and they can help themselves and try to survive a little. But then there's other ones where they can be- you think they're just a normal kid except they can't uh- some things they can't tolerate and they blow their stack over some things. They- they have little breaking points that are- that are not obvious. And then there are others that come up and get to be fantastic uh- scholars, like I say he has 2 degrees in Computer Automated Graphics and you know what that is?

'''Craig:''' Yes I do.

'''Bob:''' He's got one in architecture and one in engineering. But he can't get a job because he's autism's labelled on him he's called autism and there are people that would hire him but are afraid of what he might do, cause they don't know him they've never seen him do it. But they don't know what he might do You- you follow me? What I'm saying?

'''Craig:''' Oh I am totally following you.

'''Bob:''' People are afraid of what they don't know. So there he is a talented cartoonist, with all kinds of possibilities uh- perfect memory, photographic memory, and could do CADD, CAM and all the computer work in a flash yet nobody want's to touch him because they're afraid of what they don't know, or what he might do.

'''Craig:''' That- that's-

'''Bob:''' They're afraid to take a step.

'''Craig:''' Yeah that- that's true you know because- because like everybody's afraid of what they don't know and from what you're telling me about Chris, Chris seems like a really outstanding guy. He took 2 characters, 2 characters from 2 different genre's and created his own characters, copyrighted it, had his own comic book- has his own comic book series, and people are still afraid of him and- that upsets me.

'''Bob:''' He's got fan clubs all over the world.

'''Craig:''' Yeah! Like-

'''Bob:''' For Sonichu.

'''Craig:''' Aw man. Like-

'''Bob:''' [''Bob say's something but there is interference on the phoneline and it cannot be heard''] and uh- keep calling and giving him a hard time and- and [[Liquid Chris|emulating]] him and telling him how bad he is and everything and these few little rotten apples are the ones that, they spoil his life for him cause it makes him think that he's a failure but he's really not.

'''Craig:''' Geez, aw...

'''Bob:''' That's a- that's the way it is... and the psychiatrist don't help you any either.

'''Craig:''' No no si-

'''Bob:''' They're about, they just got- they- they just kinda- they kinda like to emphasize and hit you when you're down and

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And then they kick you when you're up. hahaha!

'''Craig:''' Yep, that's, hahaha! That's true, so- so like-

'''Bob:''' That's why- that's why I was telling you if you know anybody or, run across anybody, friends or relatives, or anybody that has children that are autistic, or any ADT, the uh- slow learners, anything like that you know, well tell them the best effective way for those kids to help themselves, is to have their parents turn on the close caption all the time. Because that works, I know it works. I've seen it work.

'''Craig:''' Yeah I tota- I totally believe you Bob.

'''Bob:''' Those kids would help themselves, and no matter how much special education they might get, that will produ- do more for them than any special education they could get.

'''Craig:''' I agree Bob.

'''Bob:''' Well it's - you can- you can help the world you just keep keeping your eyes out, if you hear anything about that tell them "oh go home and turn on your close captioning and leave it on"

'''Craig:''' Oh I will.

'''Bob:''' So the kids can see it.

'''Craig:''' I will Bob.

'''Bob:''' You'd be surprised how much you'll do for kids all over the place.

'''Craig:''' hahaha! I'll s- I'll spread the word.

'''Bob:''' It's the simple thing's that always work.

'''Craig:''' Oh yeah. Oh it's- it's true it's true the simple things are always things that work the best, and it- it's true it's so true. Uh- I- I have a question Bob, uh- uh- It- It's- like I'm just wondering like you know, uh- uhhh- well like, what's gonna happen to Chris after uh- you and [[Barbara]] pass away?

'''Bob:''' I don't have any idea.

'''Craig:''' No?

'''Bob:''' He can function pretty well on his own, I'm not sure he could make a living. But maybe the system would step up to the bar and take him in. Who knows.

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And if we weren't there then they'd have to appoint themselves I guess as guardians or whatever. And when they did then they'd be- it'd be their responsibility and not ours. But right now he's our responsibility.

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And uh- when it becomes their responsibility well they have- they have systems I know it! They have systems set up so they can get a handicapped children jobs, or handicapped people jobs. [''Interference comes over the phoneline again, making Bob's next sentence difficult to understand''] -certain industries and certain people in town take on these people -on the basis of you know- and knowing they're handicapped and- and working with them a little bit. But see I don't know that I'm not on the in- on the know on that stuff but uh- I- I- I buck the odds if- they wanted to put him in an institution and- and lock him away all his life when he was little and I went the other way and I got him an education. And uh- I got him almost out of it he's- he's what you call high-functioning autistic he's pretty much functional [???] downtown now. He's not here.

'''Craig:''' Hmmmmm.

'''Bob:''' So uh, he's taking care of himself. He drives, he does whatever he wants.

'''Craig:''' Yeah!

'''Bob:''' But uhhh- And he could- He could be a productive citizen. And uh- he thinks just like I do. He I- I- I think I'm a free thinker and I'm always willing to try to look for a way to do something. Just because we do it one way now doesn't mean that's the best way to do it. And uh, he's- he's he thinks the same way.

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' Like if you can't get up the mountain this way you take another trail. Right?

'''Craig:''' Oh yeah totally.

'''Bob:''' Most people don't feel like that, they don't even think about that. And they just, give up, hahaha!

'''Craig:''' hahaha!

'''Bob:''' And they just stop and that's the end of it. But there's- uh I don't know I can get a kick out of alot of these professors and everything in college cause I was, I was doing things and I was doing things for them, when I was an engineer working for GE (''General Electric'') That they never thought of.

'''Craig:''' Yeah exactly.

'''Bob:''' And the only reason they didn't think of it was cause they were kinda blind. I- I tried to explain it to my wife one time and I think, and I've always had the knack of- of looking at a forest and seeing the tree's, rather than looking at a forest and seeing just a green blur. And I think that makes a difference. Whether that makes any sense or not.

'''Craig:''' Oh it does. It does Bob.

'''Bob:''' Well if you don't- if you don't look at things with an open mind of "hey is there a better way to do this?" I mean just because we put our right leg into our pants first each morning would it be better if we put our left leg in our pants each morning first? You know, maybe it would.

'''Craig:''' hahaha!

'''Bob:''' Nobody tries it right?

'''Craig:''' Oh yeah, yeah!

'''Bob:''' There's all kinds of- there's uh- hahaha! It's amazing what you can find out if you just alter one little thing. And you might come up with something that's completely- what was boring will be not boring.

'''Craig:''' So- so true, so true, like, it's like- engineering's opened up my eyes to a whole new way of thinking that I've never actually thought before...

[''At this point (17:23 into the video) the recording ends, and there is 3 minutes of dead air, with no audio before the video ends.

==Analysis==
Although most of the video is just Bob talking with Craig occasionally interjecting with a "Yeah!" or a "So true" it appears that a genuine conversation was had between the two. Particularly interesting is Bob's story that Chris learnt how to read and talk through using closed captions on the television set. This may explain some of Chris's unusual [[CWC-isms]] if true.

Also of interest is Bob's approval and praise of Chris. Despite what some people believe Bob appears to have considered his son highly, and was impressed with his computer literacy and his achieving of 2 CADD degrees. Bob may have hoped that Chris would use his CADD degree to secure work as an engineer, or designer of some kind. It's possible that Chris lied to Bob regarding job applications and such, as Bob appears to be under the impression that Chris cannot find employment because employers are scared of his Autism. This contradicts the belief that Bob wanted Chris to remain unemployed to receive the monthly [[tugboat]], and may be a new side to the story in which CWC misled his father.

{{LeakedVideos}}

[[Category:Phone calls]]

Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins

2026-06-02T20:16:07Z

Master:

{{AbsentChris}}

'''Bob Chandler's call with the P Capsaicins''' (also known as '''Bob Call 4''') is a [[YouTube]] video that originated on [[ThePCAssassins]] account, and now exists only as an archive on Albert Clukey's account. The video is notable as it's title is a legendary misspelling of "ThePCAssassins". The video's upload date is listed as 1 [[July 2018]], however the video was recorded around the same time as [[Bob's got Cancer]] and [[Bob Call 6]] which would place it in the year [[2011]] or possibly late [[2010]].

An Internet Archive link exists of the video on the original channel, showing it's upload date as 1 [[May 2011]]. The original video was the same length with the only difference between the two being the background picture, in the original Bob Call 4 video it is a black-and-white sketch of a cemetery.

The two again discuss Chris learning how to read and write through closed captioning on his television set as well as Chris's autism and his inability to find a job.

==Audio==
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| name = Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins
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| stardate = 30 [[April 2011]]
| subject = {{Other|[[Bob]]}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Chat_with_Bobby_C.#Part_2|ThePCassassins Chat with Bobby Part 2]]
| next = [[Chat_with_Bobby_C.#Part_5|ThePCassassins Chat with Bobby Part 5]]
}}

==Transcript==
'''Craig:''' And to be quite frank with you I'm really amazed at all the stuff that, y'know that yo- you've invented and created to help automate the world and I'm just- I'm just so blown back by it.

'''Bob:''' You'll probably never find my name mixed up with any of it either.

'''Craig:''' And that's the sad part.

'''Bob:''' That's the beauty- that's the beauty of working the background for GE (''General Electric'')

'''Craig:''' Yep! Aw man.

'''Bob:''' I'll tell you another thing I always did.

'''Craig:''' What?

'''Bob:''' And I've always chalked it up as a form of pride. Really. And whenever I shipped one of my control valves, my work was going into the world, I always signed the inside of the control case.

'''Craig:''' Really?

[''There is some noise on the phoneline, unclear whether it is on Bob or Craig's end'']

'''Bob:''' I always signed my work, and I was proud of my work and I always signed it, and took responsibility for it.

'''Craig:''' That's good.

'''Bob:''' If you can't feel that way about your work it shouldn't be going out the door.

'''Craig:''' Exactly, and that it- it's amazing though because like you- you could just take apart those machines and see the guy who made it and that's you! And I- I like that how you personalised it and you take pride in your job.

'''Bob:''' Well it's just- at first you gotta learn the language then you gotta learn what they want to do, then you got to do what you got to do it. Then you put it together and you sell it to them. hahaha!

'''Craig:''' hahahaha! It's- it's so-

'''Bob:''' It's that simple.

'''Craig:''' Yeah! it's- it's- it's true and uh- once you get the language down I hope to become as better- as good as an engineer as you.

'''Bob:''' Yeah well... What year are you in now? [''Referring to Craig's university studies as an engineer.'']

'''Craig:''' Uh- I'm done my first year.

'''Bob:''' You- You've done your first year huh?

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' You got through all the chemistry and- and physics and junk right?

'''Craig:''' Yeah I'm almost bald now because of it.

'''Bob:''' Second year is a little better, we- you get to get in some of the calculus and stuff now I guess, right?

'''Craig:''' Yeah, and uh- then we started learning that stuff and then we started touching off base on to some other ideas and, such and such it's uh- I'm just glad my first year is over with cause that is like the hard- I dunno it was a pretty tough year.

'''Bob:''' Well colleges use the first two years to weed students out. That's where they flunk them out is the first two years, and the third year they started teaching them what they're going to- teach them for the degree. Like my son now he's high-functioning autistic, he was never supposed to be able to write his name.

'''Craig:''' Oh really?

'''Bob:''' And he's uh- And he's got two degrees from the community college in computer uh- aided drafting or architecture and computer aided drafting for engineers.

'''Craig:''' Oh wow.

'''Bob:''' And he was never supposed to be able to read his- to write his name. I worked with him for some 28 years now.

'''Craig:''' Te- Tell me more about that please like, like how did you help- or how did you work with him?

'''Bob:''' Well we just, I just worked with him I spent, I spent his whole high school- around middle school and high school career in Richmond with him. So he could go to school in the public system in Richmond cause they wanted to put him in an institution where we live. And I had to kidnap my own son in order to get him- to keep him in a public school.

'''Craig:''' So- So they wanted to put him in an institution that's- that's horrible.

'''Bob:''' Yeah well that's the school system for you, but anyway I spent 20 years fighting the school system, I learned alot about the school system hahahaha!

'''Craig:''' hahahaha! That- That's terrible though like you pretty much had to kidnap your own kid to get him a public education. That's...

'''Bob:''' I did they tried to get me for kidnapping.

'''Craig:''' Geez!

'''Bob:''' And he was my own son! Anyway I- I'll tell you a little secret that he, he came up with himself which I think is very significant. And if you have any relatives or any friends or anybody that you know of and you- most people do know people, that are either autistic, you know the autistic children, or the ones that are born slow learners, and th- the uh- ADT types. You- you know this category of kids that they have troubles with in schools. If you know anybody that's got kids like that, now Christian taught himself to read by simply turning on the close captions on his TV. And I think that was one of the big crossovers that got him to where he was able to communicate with the world.

'''Craig:''' That's pretty smart.

'''Bob:''' They didn't teach him how to read in the school, he taught himself by reading the close captions, while he was hearing it on the television screen. And if- I tell all these people that got these autistic children that can't do anything with em, "Turn on the close caption they'll read it, they'll learn from it."

'''Craig:''' That's amazing.

'''Bob:''' So I got- I got- I got a son that's uh- that's uh- proved it! He's proven the point.

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' But you know these PhD and doctors and psychiatrists and all this, they think I'm full of crap.

'''Craig:''' Oh no Bob you- you're a genius and ob- obviously your son- obviously your son's a genius too though if he was able to learn to read like that, like... And that just proves to you- that proves to us- that proves to everybody how bad the public school system is now.

'''Bob:''' Yeah well he's been- he has an advantage I don't have, him being autistic like he is, or high-functioning autistic, he has a- he has a photographic memory.

'''Craig:''' Oh really?

'''Bob:''' Did you ever- did you ever play uh- the video game called "Mario's World"?

'''Craig:''' Yeah- Yeah I have when I was younger.

'''Bob:''' Yeah well before you got King Koopa up on the top you know.

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And you got Yoshi- you got Yoshi down on the bottom, hahaha!

'''Craig:''' haha!

'''Bob:''' Well, I could get almost past Yoshi's Island.

'''Craig:''' Really?

'''Bob:''' My son- my son because he could remember all steps and every bit of the programming in that thing and everything that was gonna happen, he was up there within 2 days and had knocked off King Koopa.

'''Craig:''' hahaha! Oh man that's amazing.

'''Bob:''' He- He'd go see these video games like they're going out of style, he uh- I mean he could remember what was coming up. And if you can remember then you've automatically got him defeated, you know where the bat's gonna come from in the cave right?

'''Craig:''' Oh yeah totally.

'''Bob:''' You can shoot it down. And that's- so- that's what he's got autistic children they have these photographic memories

'''Craig:''' Oh yeah.

'''Bob:''' And most people, don't utilise that, that category

'''Craig:''' Yeah that- that's so true I- that's amazing though that like, you know, that your son is so gifted that way.

'''Bob:''' Well that's just the way they are, all of them seem to be that way that's one of the characteristics, that uh- the- the- the- the- their- their- their strengths are their technical abilities and their memory rather than their social skills and because they don't measure up socially all the psychiatrists and everything wanna put them in these institutions.

'''Craig:''' Oh yeah that's horrible that's horrible but you know, your son must like- your son must be popular like, with the ladies by- with having such a good photographic memory and being so smart.

'''Bob:''' Well he's got uh- he's got uh- he has invented this cartoon character called [[Sonichu]].

'''Craig:''' Oh really?

'''Bob:''' Yeah he's the inventor of that and he- he uh- invented that and drew his own lines back in 2000. He was drawing all his own cartoons and he's got clubs all over the world. Sonichu clubs.

'''Craig:''' That's amazing does he- is he- like- like- like- has he made it into like a video game or is he still doing the comic books?

'''Bob:''' They're in comic book form.

'''Craig:''' Oh wow.

'''Bob:''' And he's got whole volumes of that stuff he been sharing with the public now for ei- eight years.

'''Craig:''' Oh nice!

'''Bob:''' Or ten years I guess.

'''Craig:''' That's amazing like-

'''Bob:''' People are hating for it and people love him for it.

'''Craig:''' Oh you- you know what Bob like the haters are always gonna hate but I think that's amazing that your son is so intelligent to actually become like and entrepreneur in the arts that- that's- that's amazing.

'''Bob:''' But anyway... He's a nice kid, he's got social problems, he still doesn't know how to interact really, he's 28 years old now and he still do- doesn't really know how to interact. But then that's part of the uh- that's the only part of the autism that's left now.

'''Craig:''' Yeah, but the main thing is though that he's- he's creative he's smart he's got a photographic memory and he creates something that is amazing to him and to his whole family, to the whole world.

'''Bob:''' Yeah he's got all these degrees and yet he can't get a job, he can't even get a job at [[McDonald's]].

'''Craig:''' That's horrible.

'''Bob:''' That's the way the system works in this country.

'''Craig:''' I- that's-

'''Bob:''' It's an awful- it's a terribly awful country really.

'''Craig:''' You've- aw that's horrible why can't he get a job?

'''Bob:''' Nobody wants to hire autistic children. Or anybody that's got any kind of difficulties, learning difficulties or attention deficit disorders or anyone like that.

'''Craig:''' That's terrible it's-

'''Bob:''' They don't want anything to do with them.

'''Craig:''' So he's never had a job before?

'''Bob:''' He's never had a job.

'''Craig:''' Oh wow that's su- that's horrible.

'''Bob:''' He can't- he won't even get hired at McDonald's.

'''Craig:''' Oh that's- that's terrible- that's terrible sir that's just horrible. But-

'''Bob:''' But he- as far as I'm concerned he's head and shoulders above everyone that works at McDonald's.

'''Craig:''' Oh yeah ju- just from what-

'''Bob:''' hahahaha!

'''Craig:''' ha! just from what you've told me alone like- like all that stuff that he's accomplished you know he's- he should be like owning McDonald's you know.

'''Bob:''' Yeah well... I don't know but that's just the way it works.

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' You can get a job- you see you can go out and get a job at McDonald's without any question, because you don't have any problems uh- socially, with interacting with the other people because you went through a normal childhood, I guess, and when you went to school you knew when to close your mouth and when to open it.

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And uh- but the autistic children don't work that way. They don't know necessarily when to open and when to close their mouths hahahaha!

'''Craig:''' hahaha! But he must've gotten really good grades in high school and college though right?

'''Bob:''' He did alright.

'''Craig:''' Yeah? Was he on- was he like- I was never on the [[Honor Roll]] in high school and I've never actually known anybody who was ever on the actual Honor Roll in high school so like, I was just wondering if he was on the Honor Roll. Or if he made it...

'''Bob:''' [[List of Chris's lies|NO]] but he was in special education most of the time.

'''Craig:''' Oh okay.

'''Bob:''' The last four years he was mainstreamed.

'''Craig:''' Oh.

'''Bob:''' You know with- you know what I mean by mainstreamed, he just goes to class like the other kids.

'''Craig:''' Yeah, yeah.

'''Bob:''' But uh- he got a- he got a high school degree and the people in social services people where I now live... well they were the ones that wanted to put him away because they said he'd never be able to write his name.

'''Craig:''' But you know what Bo- you know what Bob he proved them wrong and that's the main thing.

'''Bob:''' ...Yeah I think it's- I- I'm glad that I did it, it was worth it I got to spend a lot of money on it, my wife and I were separated for about ten years so she was in [[Ruckersville]] and I was in Richmond. And I was over there with him and she was over here trying to make some money, hahaha!

'''Craig:''' haha!

'''Bob:''' So uh- but- we're all back together and it was worth it we got him educated we know what he can do. [''Inadible'] these dumb places in- in the world that will- have to hire him won't know what he can do or not, they're just afraid to take a chance.

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' They're just afraid of what they don't know.

'''Craig:''' Exactly and that's a shame. Cause, from what you- from what you've just told me-

'''Bob:''' The whole- the whole world, the whole world looks down on handicapped people. You- a handicapped person can hardly get a job.

'''Craig:''' Yeah it's true.

'''Bob:''' I think it's a- a crime.

'''Craig:''' Yeah it is it's a gross mis- it's a gross injustice in our society Bob.

'''Bob:''' It is. And uh- but that's just the way it is, cause he's a great cartoonist, he can- he can draw he can portray- he knows the internet like the back of his hand. And he writes, he writes all these volumes of stuff, and he just shares it with the world, he's got a, he won a patent thing in England just recently.

'''Craig:''' Really?

'''Bob:''' So some guy over there was trying to say that he was infringing on something this guy did, and uh- the- the patent people in England, "your majesty's patent service" or something came to our defense and proved the guy wrong so he's got a now- he can do his Sonichu's all [''Inaudible''] trademarked and- and uh- copyrighted.

'''Craig:''' Oh nice.

'''Bob:''' So he's got full ownership of it.

'''Craig:''' It- does- has he set up a website where I can read the comics?

'''Bob:''' It's a combination of Sonichu and Pikachu, uh- Sonic and Pikachu.

'''Craig:''' Okay.

'''Bob:''' And he invented this whole family of cartoon characters. There's Sonic, uh- Sonichu and uh- [[Rosechu]] and a whole bunch of them, and he- he does cartoons and he does have them on the internet but I- I think he's pulled them all down now.

'''Craig:''' Oh really? That's too bad.

'''Bob:''' He got tired of dealing with all these people trying to [[Clyde Cash|kill him]]. There's so many people that hate his guts in the world.

'''Craig:''' Oh that's horrible.

'''Bob:''' You get all kinds of death threats and all kind of stuff.

'''Craig:''' Oh well like- have- have you taken it to the [[Jerkops|police]]?

'''Bob:''' Yeah they don't care. I get phone call's all the time. Where they [[''Inaudible''] using my phone, to kill these people[''?''].

'''Craig:''' That's terrible.

'''Bob:''' It is. There are always people out in the world trying to get you, particularly if you're successful.

'''Craig:''' Geez.

'''Bob:''' And he is successful, but he can't get a job, he cannot earn any money.

'''Craig:''' That's terrible like-

'''Bob:''' In- ain't that sad? hahaha!

'''Craig:''' That is very sad actually that's horrible

'''Bob:''' That's the world you're expecting to go into.

'''Craig:''' Yep that is true. And I'm hoping to make it a better place just like you did Bob.

'''Bob:''' Well you gotta learn how to brown-nose.

==Analysis==
Bob provides some very interesting insights into Chris's life, he reiterates his opinion that Chris cannot find a job because employers are cautious about hiring autistic and special needs employee's, and he repeats the same advice as given in [[Bob Call 6]] to "Turn on the close captioning if you have an autistic, or ADT or special needs child". Bob also confirms that Chris was never on the high school nor college [[Honor Roll]] and only attended 4 years of high school, with the rest of his time being spent in special education.

Information about Bob's character can also be gleamed from this conversation. Early on Bob mentions that when he worked at [[General Electric]] and was presumably overseeing or in charge of producing control valves (Unclear whether this refers to a standard valve or precision components meant to act as a 'control' in a factory/laboratory setting) he would mark the case of the valve with his signature, Bob was obviously proud of his work at General Electric and was very confident in his oversight/manufacturing skills.

He also claims that the local council of [[Ruckersville]] attempted to have him charged for the kidnapping of Chris when Bob took him to Richmond, in order for him to be enrolled in a public school, rather than into a special needs school or institutionalized in a mental asylum like Bob believes.

{{LeakedVideos}}

[[Category:Phone calls]]

Chat with Bobby C.

2026-06-02T20:15:53Z

Master:

{{AbsentChris}}

'''Chat with Bobby C.''' are 5 [[YouTube]] videos posted by user [[ThePCAssassins]] on 1 or 2 [[May 2011]]. The videos were thought to be [[Lost Media]] until the first part was uncovered by [[Statustjej]] in [[December 2025]].<ref>https://archive.org/details/the-pcassassins-calls/ThePCassassins+Chat+with+Bobby+Part+1+from+4-30-11.mp4</ref> Parts 2 and 5 were found on the Wayback Machine by a CWCki editor about a month later. A link to part 4 was already known about. Part 3 however, remains lost.

==Part 1==
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| video = {{#ev:archiveorg|the-pcassassins-chat-with-bobby-c.-part-1}}
| stardate = 30 [[April 2011]]
| subject = {{Other|[[Bob]]}}
| saga =
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| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Get in touch with Bobby C]]
| next = [[Chat_with_Bobby_C.#Part_2|ThePCassassins Chat with Bobby Part 2]]
}}

===Transcript===
{{transcription}}
'''Craig:''' [coughs]

'''Amfermee:''' Can I listen to his, uh, voicemail?

'''Craig:''' [The phone rings 7 times. Craig coughs. The phone rings 2 more times and goes to voicemail] Hi, my name is Richard Cullen from Adam and Steve dot com, your son owes fourteen dollars on a purchase of anal beads from the Adam and Steve Manlyhood Collection, uh, for little pansies. Uh, we’d just like him to collec--to, uh, make the purchase on our website please? Just tell him that he re--needs to re-enter his credit card because we’ve been having problems with his credit card numbers in the past, and uh, we would really like for him to make these purchases, ‘cause he owes us a lot of money in all these anal beads and anal lube and gay porn tapes. We’d just really like your son Christian Weston Chandler, to come down and, to, uh, make these purchases please. Also, um, we would really like to wonder why your son [inaudible] like [voicemail ends] a girl?

'''Amfermee:''' [chuckles]

'''Craig:''' Hey, Am, you wanna try one?

'''Amfermee:''' [groans]. Yeah, go ahead, do it.

'''Craig:''' No, do you wanna pretend to be, do you want, do you want to do one? Like…

'''Amfermee:''' Yeah, yeah, I’ll do it.

'''Craig:''' Okay, okay. And then maybe we can, like, order some pizzas. [They both chuckle, then call Bob again. After two rings, Bob answers. Throughout the call, Craig and Amfermee have a slight echo]

'''Bob:''' Hello?

'''Craig:''' Bob?

'''Amfermee:''' Hey Bob!

'''Craig:''' How’s it goin’?

'''Bob:''' Hello?

'''Craig:''' Bob, Bob, this is Craig, Craig, the en--the engineering student.

'''Amfermee:''' The engineering student.

'''Craig:''' How are you doing?

'''Amfermee:''' How’s it goin’?

'''Bob:''' It’s alright, I guess.

'''Craig:''' That’s good.

'''Bob:''' I got in the hospital and got back out again.

'''Craig:''' Oh, are you feeling better? [Amfermee grunts for some reason]

'''Bob:''' I’m having a problem with uh… [inaudible] retention.

'''Craig:''' Oh, okay. But, but you’re feeling better though, right?

'''Bob:''' Oh, I’m, I’m just… day by day I guess I’m getting better.

'''Craig:''' That’s good, that’s good, how was your week?

'''Bob:''' What?

'''Craig:''' How was your week?

'''Bob:''' How was my week? I’ve been in the hospital.

'''Craig:''' But like how’s this–

'''Bob:''' I just got out yesterday.

'''Craig:''' Oh, okay, alright. S--sorry about that, uh, how’s the family?

'''Bob:''' Uh, they, they’re fine.

'''Craig:''' That’s good, that’s good. Well, uh, I’m, I’m done my finals for the semester. So—

'''Bob:''' You’re in your final semester, huh?

'''Craig:''' Yeah, I finished my, uh, s--my… semester.

'''Bob:''' Are you gonna graduate or is this just this year?

'''Craig:''' Oh no, but it’s this--this is my first year. It’s my first year. And it was a tough–

'''Bob:''' Your first year?

'''Craig:''' Yeah, it was a tough year, let me tell you. Oh, it was, it was a lot of work, like… To, to be honest with you, uh, because, you, you’ve pa--you’ve p--ad a lot of patents. Like, like, what, what ma--like, what genius, like… cause I’m, a, a, I actually checked out some of your patents with the pren--the presses and stuff like that. Like, what made you come up with those ideas?

'''Bob:''' [chuckles] I gotta give you some… hypothetical questions, huh?

'''Craig:''' I just wanna know, like, how did it, like, like how, like… in what state of mind were you in when you came up with these machines for like, plastic molding and stuff?

'''Bob:''' Well, you got a problem? You solve it.

'''Craig:''' Well, what was your problem?

'''Bob:''' Well, you go find out the, the customer’s problem, what he wants to do.

'''Craig:''' Okay, alright…

'''Bob:''' Then you figure out a way to solve it.

'''Craig:''' Oh, okay. Sweet, sweet, so like, so di--were you working for a company or were you like an independent?

'''Bob:''' No, I was working for GE.

'''Craig:''' GE, nice, General Electric.

'''Bob:''' Yeeeah.

'''Craig:''' That’s good! I, that’s pretty impressive, like, I, I hope to actually… uh, I'm hoping to actually be, like, landing a job after, uh, after I’m done with school with, uh, Austin company…like GE, heh…I’m trying.

'''Bob:''' One of the toughest ones I ever had. I mean, how would you like to be sitting there at your desk, and they come in and say you’ve got a new assignment? And you ask them what this assignment is, and they say “Well, you’ve gotta automate this blast furnace, sittin’ up in Pittsburgh, for U.S. Steel, and nobody’s ever automated one before.”

'''Craig:''' That would actually make me shake in my boots, sir.

'''Bob:''' [chuckles] Well, I did it. It took two years, but I did it.

'''Craig:''' That is amazing, like I…to be honest, like, I would be freaking out, like I would be sweating bullets not knowing what to do. Like, I bet you there was, like, a lot of–

'''Bob:''' First thing you do is you, first thing you do is you just organize it! You go to them, and you find out exactly what they want this thing to do, and you go learn the language of the particular, uh, field that they’re in, like this place it was, uh, melting of steel, right?

'''Craig:''' Right.

'''Bob:''' And then you g--learn that language. And then you learn to, [inaudible] like you were them. And you say, “What do I wanna do? What, how do we produce this thing?” Then you produce the equivalent that causes it to do the same thing.

'''Craig:''' Okay…

'''Bob:''' That’s all [inaudible].

'''Craig:''' Wild late nights working on that, eh?

'''Bob:''' Well, there was some interesting…little quirks in that, nobody’s ever done it before.

'''Craig:''' So, so, di--did you see the first two liter plastic bottles rolling off the assembly line?

'''Bob:''' I did.

'''Craig:''' Li--like, that must’ve brought a tear to your eye, though, right? To see your brainchild, like, right there in, me--mechanical form, working, and being successful.

'''Bob:''' Yeah, well, it’s nice!

'''Craig:''' Yeah!

'''Bob:''' I watched the first, uh, oh well there’s lots of other things I watched come off. I watched the first bifold plastic closet door, you know these closet doors you got that, they hang up everywhere, it's made out of plastic?

'''Craig:''' Oh yeah, I know those.

'''Bob:''' Yeah, well I watched the first one come off the line, up in Massachusetts. [Chuckles]

'''Craig:''' That must’ve been amazing.

'''Bob:''' I watched the first bottles being blown for milk bottles.

'''Craig:''' Oh, nice.

'''Bob:''' I watched, I watched the first, uh, dashboard being blown for a General Motors car.

'''Craig:''' That is, oh, man, that’s impressive, uh, I…I could only hope to dream to actually accomplish something like that.

'''Bob:''' Well, it’s like I said, I was lucky all my life. I was in this area at GE. Which was called the New Business Area.

'''Craig:''' Okay.

'''Bob:''' And there was a group of us, that worked in the New Business Areas. And we, we had to take these new business opportunities, that, some customer had this wild dream, [inaudible] to automate his blast furnace, right?

'''Craig:''' Right.

'''Bob:''' Like U.S. Steel. He had this dream. He wants to do this, so you go talk to him enough, so you can write it down, and then follow his specifications.

'''Craig:''' Okay.

'''Bob:''' And once you’ve got your specification all written down, and what he wants to do, how it’s gonna work, and all this, then you do the process of, of getting your feedback sensors, and your controls, to match up to do what his specification says he wants it to do. It’s just that simple.

'''Craig:''' Like–

'''Bob:''' Just like one step at a time.

'''Craig:''' Like, like, did you see, like, um…cause, like, you, you were in, like, the whole plastic molding industry stuff, like, you invented all those machines, like, did you do anything with Nintendo? Did Nintendo ever, like, come up to GE and ask for help?

'''Bob:''' No.

'''Craig:''' No?--

'''Bob:''' They, they pretty much didn’t, because they, they stole everything in Japan. They stole all our technology from here.

'''Craig:''' Okay.

'''Bob:''' And, so, they never bothered with it.

'''Craig:''' Oh, okay.

'''Bob:''' But I’m sure, I’m sure that they bought, y’know, um, one of our departments, in GE, was, um, allied with uh, a numerical control department, in Japan. Uh, that was, um, uh, I can’t think of the name of the company now, but they actually were working together. For all the numerical control systems, we’d do all the automating the machines, and all this kind of stuff that goes on in our world, they stole all the controls for all that kind of stuff. And, uh, so, whatever works on a machine tool, will also work on plastics or anything else, the same philosophy.

'''Craig:''' Okay.

'''Bob:''' It’s the same, same kind of stuff. And, ‘cause it’s all logic.

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' That’s what it is, is it’s just logic. And, um, see, I started out, first thing I did, was a blast furnace. It’s a, It’s just a great, big, 200 foot tall blast furnace, if you’ve ever seen one.

'''Craig:''' Ah, I, I, believe I have seen one, before I took my course, my, uh, dad, uh, my dad’s, well, my uncle, works in the steel industry, and I, I, he took me on a tour of this steel manufacturing plant and I, I believe I have seen one.

'''Bob:''' Well, anyway, they’re, uh, they melt some steel. They make it where it’s liquid. And, uh, but that’s the first thing I did, and then the next thing I worked on was, uh, what they call a rolling mill, a hot strip mill. Where something up in Detroit, where we were rolling thin plates of steel, uh, under computerized-type control, for, uh, making the steel on automobiles.

'''Craig:''' Okay.

'''Bob:''' We were trying to roll it thinner than they had ever rolled it before. ‘Cause we had computer control on it. That was the second thing I worked on. After that I worked on the, the, um…guess it was a petroleum system, distribution, fuel distribution systems, where what was then at a wild airport in New York, where all the jet fuel, that goes around all over these [inaudible] and everything. And planes. That was, kinda simple compared to that. [Craig chuckles] And, and then I got into, um, what they call stacker cranes, you’ve heard of them, I guess.

'''Craig:''' Yes I have.

'''Bob:''' They were used in warehousing. They used all the stacker cranes where they go up and down, stash stuff in little holes, go back and get it, bring it out, put it on a conveyor and all that stuff. I worked on the start of all that, the stacker crane controls, for warehousing. Then I did some automatic, what they call pole lines, which are, cables that are in the floor, where they throw carts around with various stuff on it, for distribution like in big warehouses, and, and plate terminals and this kind of thing. I did two or three of those, and then I helped a friend of mine do a whole bunch of automated postal, post offices, where everything was, all the mailbags were automatically, read, and, uh, shipped off to their various places around the world. [Craig and Bob chuckle] I got into, I guess some night I went into, uh, a data logger for the largest steam turbine department where they make the big, large…generator turbines, for all the atomic power plants.

'''Craig:''' Really?

'''Bob:''' In [inaudible, referring to a location]. I wor--I built the data logger, for that thing.

'''Craig:''' Oh man, that–

'''Bob:''' Which we were testing it.

'''Craig:''' That’s amazing.

'''Bob:''' And, uh…then we had to be able to do anything, but it’s all logic, so it doesn’t matter, it’s the same thing. And, after that I got into, uh, I got into a little bit of the, uh, BART, you know, the Bay Area Rapid Transit?

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' Out in San Francisco…I got out there because we were building Arnet systems, and I worked on, uh, automation for the, for the rapid transit cars for about six to eight months. [Bob chuckles while saying “and then” Craig also slightly chuckles] Then I slipped back over to, uh, place in, up in Washington state called Tupperware.

'''Craig:''' Ooo…

'''Bob:''' They wanted to automate all their machines for making tupperware. You’ve heard of that?

'''Craig:''' Oh, yeah, definitely, definitely, yeah.

'''Bob:''' And so I automated all their, their machines that, that had controls on it for molding all this tupperware plastic stuff. And then I got down and about in Rouge, Louisiana. Working with a paper company down there, to make Kleenex, they wanted to roll Kleenex…paper Kleenex, I don’t think they used controls. After that little chore, we had a…I had a little journey down to, uh, uh…place that's called Silvertown, Georgia. Where they, where Goodrich was making what they call a Silvertown tire. Which was way [inaudible] steel belted radial tires, and we were making tire cord lines down there to automate them. After that, and after that I got into, uh, mining. I did a couple of mile-deep, uh, mine horse, completely automated. And for men, and locomotive, and…everything else to go down over this five thousand-foot hole, for Climax, molybdenum out in Denver.

'''Craig:''' Oh wow.

'''Bob:''' [Bob chuckles while saying “And”. Craig also chuckles] And, that was a couple years of my life right there.

'''Craig:''' You’ve done a lot.

'''Bob:''' Coming out of that, I, I guess I, I automated four tanker ships, for, uh, well, some ship, uh, company in Seattle, where they can run the ship automatically from the bridge without having anybody fr--in the engine room.

'''Craig:''' That–

'''Bob:''' That was a little, that was a short one, that didn’t take long.

'''Craig:''' That’s amazing, I--that’s amazing, sir.

'''Bob:''' After that I got into, uh, um…the, uh… [inaudible] controls.

==Part 2==
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| video = {{#ev:archiveorg|the-pcassassins-chat-with-bobby-part-2}}
| stardate = 30 [[April 2011]]
| subject = {{Other|[[Bob]]}}
| saga =
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| previous = [[Chat_with_Bobby_C.#Part_1|ThePCassassins Chat with Bobby Part 1]]
| next = [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Call 4]]
}}

===Transcript===
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==Part 4==
{{main|Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins}}
This exists now only as an archive on the YouTube account of "Albert Clukley". Originally posted in May 2011 under the title "Bob Call 4" it now exists as an archive with an incorrectly spelled title. (Amusingly, capsaicin is the scientific term for the extract used in [[26 December 2014|pepper spray]]. ) It's a 15-minute recording of another conversation between Craig and Bob Chandler.

This chat occurred on 30 [[April 2011]], and while it has been privated, it is still accessible on the Wayback Machine.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160110010222/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npFYbb2sccs ThePCassassins Chat with Bobby Part 4 from 4-30-11]</ref> Bob amicably chats about his past jobs, and certain aspects about Chris and how he grew up, like how Chris taught himself how to read by watching television with closed-captioning turned on, and his skills in [[video games]]. One notable part about this call is that Bob claims Chris never made it on the honor roll.<ref>11:06: "I was just wondering if [Chris] was on the honor roll, or if he made it." "No, but he was in special education most of the time."</ref>

==Part 5==
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| name = ThePCassassins Chat with Bobby Part 5
| video = {{#ev:archiveorg|the-pcassassins-chat-with-bobby-part-5}}
| stardate = 30 [[April 2011]]
| subject = {{Other|[[Bob]]}}
| saga =
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Call 4]]
| next = [[Bob Call 6]]
}}

===Transcript===
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[[Category:Phone calls]]

Catch A Wild Snorlax Plus Update on Bob

2026-06-02T20:15:42Z

Master:

{{AbsentChris}}

'''Catch A Wild Snorlax Plus Update on Bob''' is a [[YouTube]] video posted by user [[ThePCAssassins]] on 12 [[April 2011]]. It takes place after the [[Bob's got Cancer]] call, since it is mentioned that Bob previously told the trolls about the revelation. This video was [[lost media]] until [[Statustjej]] uncovered it.<ref>https://archive.org/details/the-pcassassins-calls/ThePCAssassins_Catch_A_Wild_Snorlax_Plus_Update_on_Bob.flv</ref>

==Audio==
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| name = Catch A Wild Snorlax Plus Update on Bob
| video = {{#ev:archiveorg|the-pcassassins-catch-a-wild-snorlax-plus-update-on-bob}}
| stardate = [[2011]]
| subject = {{Other|[[Bob]]}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Bob's got Cancer]]
| next = [[Get in touch with Bobby C]]
}}

==Transcript==
{{transcription}}
'''Barbara:''' Y'ello?

'''Craig:''' Hello, how are you?

'''Barbara:''' I'm okay, who's calling?

'''Craig:''' Uh. Hi, I'm Craig. I'm calling

'''Amfermee:''' Is Chris-

'''Craig:''' for Bob?

'''Barbara:''' You're Craig ''who''?

'''Craig:''' I'm Craig, and I'm talking with my friend Amfermee, and, uh, we're looking for Bob? Or Chris.

'''Barbara:''' Well, Bob will be attending a finance meeting, I'm sorry.

'''Craig:''' Is he okay?

'''Barbara:''' He's not- he's not available.

'''Craig:''' I-is he okay?

'''Barbara:''' He's okay, he's okay.

'''Craig:''' Uh, I- I'm an engineering student and I had a few questions to ask him.

'''Barbara:''' Yeah...

'''Amfermee:''' You know- do you know when he'll be available again? I mean-

'''Barbara:''' No, he's in- he's in the <abbr title="hospital">horse-pistol</abbr> right now.

'''Amfermee:''' The horse-pistol...?

'''Barbara:''' He has some surgery, he has some surgery.

'''Amfermee:''' Ohh, okay.

'''Craig:''' Oh- is he doing okay though?

'''Barbara:''' Oh yeah.

'''Amfermee:''' Yeah, he told us about that, yeah.

'''Craig:''' Yeah, he was telling us about- about, uh, the cancer. Yeah.

'''Barbara:''' Yeah, so he's doing okay.

'''Craig:''' H-how are you doing?

'''Barbara:''' He's doing fine! Thanks for callin',

'''Craig:''' Uh- Oh, you're welcome.

'''Barbara:''' talk to you later.

'''Craig:''' Bye.

'''Barbara:''' Bye.

==Analysis==

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[[Category:Phone calls]]

Bob's got Cancer

2026-06-02T20:15:31Z

Master:

{{AbsentChris}}

'''Bob's got Cancer''' is a [[YouTube]] video posted by user [[ThePCAssassins]] on 9 [[September 2013]]. The video is perhaps the first public release that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] was diagnosed with cancer.

Strangely the video's upload date is 2 years after Bob had actually [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|passed away]], it appears that the video was uploaded or otherwise recorded on 24 [[March 2011]]. It can be noted as well that the two [[trolls]] calling Bob have spoken to him before, although he doesn't seem to remember it, probably because he had much bigger things to worry about at the time.

==Audio==
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| name = Bob's got Cancer
| video = {{#ev:archiveorg|bob-s-got-cancer}}
| stardate = [[March 2011| 24 March 2011]]
| subject = {{Other|[[Bob]]}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Call Bobby Chandler]]
| next = [[Catch A Wild Snorlax Plus Update on Bob]]
}}

==Transcript==

'''Craig:''' I bet you he'll all be like "HOW DARE YOU LAUGH AT MY SHOW OF GREATNESS!!" [''It's unclear what the caller is talking about here but it is likely something to do with Chris and Sonichu'']

'''Amfermee:''' He'd probably get fucking confrontational and have to have security escort him out... much like the Denny's debacle.

'''Craig:''' But I think it's time for us to call an old friend up [''inaudible'']

'''Amfermee:''' Yep!

'''Amfermee:''' Indeed...

'''Craig:''' The head of [[Pedofork|NAMBLA!]]

'''Bob:''' Hello?

'''Craig:''' Hello!?

'''Bob:''' Hello?

'''Craig:''' Bob!

'''Amfermee:''' Bob!

'''Craig:''' You old bastard! How's it going?

'''Bob:''' Well I got cancer how are you doing?

'''Craig:''' Uh well we're healthy, we're young but...

'''Amfermee:''' Holy shit! No way!

'''Craig:''' Oh my god, seriously? This is Craig and Amfermee!

'''Bob:''' [''Bob attempts to say something but you cannot hear him over the other two callers, and he is cut off'']

'''Amfermee:''' Are you going to be okay?

'''Craig:''' Bob are you going to be okay?

'''Bob:''' I don't know they're gonna operate in about a week and find out I guess.

'''Craig:''' Hey Bob do you remember Craig and Amfermee?

'''Bob:''' No...

'''Craig:''' Th- The- I- I- I'm Craig and -uh... Amfermee, we were talking I'm the -uh engineering student who -uh is becoming a civil -uh a civil engineer.

'''Bob:''' Well that's great.

'''Craig:''' Yeah! Like I'm following in your footsteps Bob

'''Amfermee:''' [''Says something but it is inaudible over Bob and Craig'']

'''Bob:''' But I got- I got more problems tonight because I- I've had other problems with the [[Jerkops|police]].

'''Craig:''' What- What kinda problems?

'''Bob:''' People that are terrorizing us again through the police in Indiana somewhere

'''Craig:''' Are you serious!?

'''Bob:''' I'm serious.

'''Craig:''' Oh man I just-

'''Amfermee:''' Wait...

'''Bob:''' ...and plus I got 400 pounds of magazines on my front door they delivered by UPS... That we didn't order [''Likely some sort of trolling attempt against Chris'']

'''Craig:''' Are you serious? Oh my God!

'''Bob:''' So I got other problems so I can't talk tonight I'm sorry.

'''Craig:''' Oh, -uh Bob!

'''Bob:''' See you later.

'''Craig:''' Man...

'''Amfermee:''' Get well.

'''Craig:''' Get well Bob!

[''Phoneline goes dead, Bob has hung up the phone'']

'''Craig:''' [''Begins to laugh'']

'''Amfermee:''' Hey, you should put- you should actually upload that to PCAssasin's he just- Check the [[Cwcki]] to see if it says Bob has cancer.

[''The recording stops here, there is a few seconds of dead air before the video ends.'']

==Analysis==
In the video it appears that neither of the trolls intended to insult, belittle or aggravate Chris or Bob. Instead it appears they have spoken before, with the caller "Craig" previously having told Bob that he was an engineering student, similar to Bob. Even though the callers may have not ''intended'' to insult or annoy Bob they didn't exactly handle the revelation of Bob's cancer diagnosis with grace.

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[[Category:Phone calls]]

Call Bobby Chandler

2026-06-02T20:15:21Z

Master:

{{AbsentChris}}

'''Call Bobby Chandler''' is a YouTube video posted by user [[ThePCAssassins]] uploaded on 21 [[September 2010]]. The two individuals call up Bob and ask him only two questions before the conversation takes a turn for the worse. In the nine minutes that followed, we learned that Bob graduated from Auburn University, was an Eagle Scout and Scoutmaster for 20 years in the Boy Scouts, and (less plausibly) that he may have been a member of the Ku Klux Klan. Many trolls disapproved of the callers' tactics, as they were basically verbally assaulting an 83-year-old man over things he had no idea about.

The video was presumably lost for over a decade since [[April 2013]] until [[Statustjej]] uploaded it to the internet archive on 22 [[October 2025]].<ref>https://archive.org/details/the-pcassassins-calls/ThePCassassins+-+Call+Bobby+Chandler.flv</ref>

==Audio==
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| video = {{#ev:archiveorg|the-pcassassins-call-bobby-chandler}}
| subject = {{Other|[[Bob]]}}
| stardate = 21 [[September 2010]]
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = N/A
| next = [[Bob's got Cancer]]
}}

==Transcript==
''(trolls giggling; phone rings three times)''
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Amfermee:''' Hello.
 '''Bob:''' Hello!
 '''Amfermee:''' Mr. Chandler?
 '''Bob:''' Who is this?
 '''Amfermee:''' This is Amfermee Sanchez.
 '''Bob:''' Who is Anthony Sanchez?
 '''Amfermee:''' No, ''Amfermee'' Sanchez! I’d like to, ah, ask you a few questions, if, ah, um, you wouldn’t mind.
 '''Bob:''' Well, I don’t know if I’ll give you any answers.
 '''Amfermee:''' Well, do the best you can, I guess. Number one, um: have you ever heard of a website called bangbus.com?
 '''Bob:''' No, I’m not on the Internet.
 '''Amfermee:''' Okay, um, two: What scares you more, a black man living in your neighborhood, or a [[Homos|gay man]] living in your neighborhood?
 '''Bob:''' I don’t think that’s any of your business.
 '''Amfermee:''' Well, um, I um, am doing this for…research and statistics. And I, um…
 '''Bob:''' (interrupts) It’s still none of your business.
 '''Amfermee:''' What if, what if I had, uh, a hooker give you a blowjob?
 '''Bob:''' It’s none of your business. (pause) Just, just quit bothering my telephone and get the hell…
 '''Craig:''' (interrupts) Tell your son to stop drinking his semen!
 '''Amfermee:''' Wait, wait, Bob, okay, I’ll skip that question.
 '''Bob:''' You're, you’re just being an asshole, is what you're doing.
 '''Craig:''' Your son's an asshole!
 '''Amfermee:''' Bob, um, um, relax! All right, all right, that was an insensitive question. You’re right; let’s skip that.
 '''Bob:''' You got no reason to know this kind of stuff.
 '''Amfermee:''' Bob, relax, relax; take your medicine. And relax.
 '''Bob:''' I am relaxed, fella.
 '''Amfermee:''' Well, um, good, um.
 '''Bob:''' I’m sick and tired of you calling up on my telephone.
 '''Amfermee:''' I have no idea what you’re talking about. Bob, are you going senile?
 '''Barbara:''' ''(inaudible)''
 '''Amfermee:''' Nah, don't listen to [[Barbara Chandler|Snorlax]]! You - ugh, she has you pussy-whipped. Stop listenin' to her.
 '''Craig:''' Bob, man, you fought in Vietnam, man. Just listen to what my friend has to say and tell your wife to shut up.
 '''Amfermee:''' Yeah, I mean, come on…
 '''Bob:''' If you guys would just go to college or do something and…
 '''Amfermee:''' I am in college!
 '''Craig:''' I’m in college, too, and I’m actually doing something with my degree, unlike Chris!
 '''Bob:''' Try doing something constructive with your life.
 '''Craig:''' I am, unlike your son.
 '''Amfermee:''' That’s kind of ironic, given your son doesn’t do jack shit with his degree.
 '''Craig:''' Yeah! [[Audiobooks#Running_gags|Honor rolls, my ass!]]
 '''Bob:''' I have my degree, fella.
 '''Craig:''' No, your son! Your retarded son who drinks semen!
 '''Amfermee:''' I'm not talkin' about you, I'm talkin' about your son. The one that drinks his own sperm?
 '''Craig:''' Yeah, eats [[McDonald's]]?
 '''Bob:''' He has his degree also.
 '''Craig:''' He doesn’t do nothin' with it, though.
 '''Amfermee:''' What’s he got with it? What’s he done with it?
 '''Bob:''' It doesn’t matter what he’s done with it, it's none of your fucking business.
 '''Amfermee:''' It does, 'cause you're telling us- 'cause you're telling us to go to college.
 '''Craig:''' Yeah, you're telling us to go to college, w - I wanna know what your son's done. What's he done?
 '''Bob:''' It’s none of your business.
 '''Craig:''' It is, 'cause he tells us on the Internet. It’s everybody’s business now.
 '''Amfermee:''' Yeah!
 '''Bob:''' It’s none of your business. Why don’t you ''(inaudible, interruptions)'' quit bothering us, or I won’t answer your phone at all!
 '''Craig:''' ''(indistinct)'' Jesus, man.
 '''Amfermee:''' Okay, all right, you know what, let's skip that question since it's obvamously - um, it might make him [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit his pants]] and get - ''(stammers)'' Let's skip that question.
 '''Bob:''' Listen, fella-
 '''Amfermee:''' Bob…
 '''Bob:''' Hey.
 ''(repeat ad nauseam for several seconds as Bob and Amfermee try to speak over each other)''
 '''Bob:''' I'm talkin'… I’m talkin' to you, listen, I’m talkin' to you…
 '''Amfermee:''' I'll get the stick!
 '''Bob:''' ''(amid interruptions from trolls)'' Listen to me, you, I'm talkin' to you! I’ll tell you what I want you to know, okay? First, I am a graduate engineer. Okay?
 '''Amfermee:''' ''(muttering)'' Oh my god.
 '''Bob:''' Second, I worked forty years for GE, and I retired from GE. Third, I served this country and this world by creating at least ten patents and automating a whole lot of industry with a whole lot of stuff that you couldn’t live without. I’ve done my service to man kind.
 '''Craig:''' What about your son?
 '''Bob:''' I’m an old man now and I want to be left in peace by you fuckers out there.
 '''Craig:''' Fuck you, you Klansman!
 '''Amfermee:''' I’ve listened to what you had to say and I…
 '''Craig:''' Fuckin' Klansman.
 '''Amfermee:''' ''(garbled, inaudible babbling)''
 '''Bob:''' Well, I’m telling you this, I also spent my time as a scoutmaster. Okay, I was an Eagle Scout. I spent my time for twenty years…
 '''Craig:''' Your son drinks his own semen, wears his mom’s underwear. He eats McDonald’s, he whacks off.
 '''Amfermee:''' Are you telling me you’re a damn… Bob?
 ''(more babbling)''
 '''Bob:''' When you get somethin' that you can tell me like that, then you call me back and tell me. Now you get your own life and stop botherin' mine. I can out-talk you any day of the week.
 '''Craig:''' ''(talking over Bob)'' My son will never drink his own semen. My son will never wear his mom’s underwear. My son will never live in my house when he’s twenty-eight years old. My son does not have the Snorlax for a mother.
 '''Amfermee:''' Bob, wait, hold on a second, relax. Everyone just relax. Bob, are you - you’re saying you’re a scout manager for [[Pedofork|NAMBLA]]?
 '''Bob:''' No, I’m saying I was a scout master.
 '''Amfermee:''' For NAMBLA, I got it…
 '''Bob:''' For a scout troop. A scout troop! You know!
 '''Amfermee:''' Yeah, yeah, for NAMBLA, I got you.
 '''Bob:''' Boy Scouts!
 '''Craig:''' Auhh, totally NAMBLA!
 '''Amfermee:''' Yeah, NAMBLA. ''(lots of stammering)'' Um, okay, I mean, like, how many years did you do that for, for NAMBLA?
 '''Bob:''' I was a scout master for almost 20 years.
 '''Amfermee:''' Twenty years in NAM - that’s real impressive, I’m really impressed.
 '''Bob:''' I have my Eagle Scout badge, which very few of you people out there have. Why don't you go get a life and get out there and do that kinda stuff too?
 '''Craig:''' The Scouts are gay. The scouts are as gay as your son.
 '''Amfermee:''' ''(nonsensical rambling)'' I think, you know, if I learn first-hand from someone that's experienced it, it might help me more so in the real world, I mean, like, such as yourself. I mean, like, twenty years in NAMBLA-
 '''Bob:''' I'm pretty, I'm - y'know, I would be embarrassed, if I were you-
 '''Craig:''' ''(interrupting)'' I would be embarrassed to drink my own semen.
 '''Bob:''' -y'gotta call up people and say "Look," y'know, "I’ve done so-and-so," when you haven’t done crap. Now you can't tell me any one thing you've done.
 '''Amfermee:''' Like your son, right?
 '''Craig:''' Well, your son drinks his own cum and wears his mom’s underwear.
 '''Bob:''' I don’t care, we’re talking about me and we’re talking about my phone.
 '''Amfermee:''' What about your phone? I…
 '''Bob:''' This is my phone number, this is my phone that you’re bothering, and I'm sick and tired of it.
 '''Craig:''' Chris gave us your number.
 '''Amfermee:''' I-I just said that - I was just askin' you 'bout, what - your 20 years in NAMBLA, and you were talk- talkin' to me 'bout that, I was just sayin' like - uh, so what'd you do after?
 '''Bob:''' Why don't you get something that you can brag about rather than tryin' to harass people all the time?
 '''Amfermee:''' 'Cause I don’t brag, that's, that’s not my nature.
 '''Bob:''' Well, that's fine. So all you can do is harass and bully, right?
 '''Craig:''' ''(randomly interjects)'' Stop living in a house full of clutter!
 '''Amfermee:''' I'm not ''harassing and bullying''. I'm just asking you a question. You're just getting mad and, y'know-
 '''Bob:''' Y'know I have friends in the Klu Klux Klan. [''sic'']
 '''Craig:''' Oh my god, you're a fuckin' Na - oh ho ho! Holy shit!
 '''Bob:''' Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
 '''Craig:''' I’m so glad we’re recording this.
 '''Amfermee:''' Are you part of the KKK yourself?
 '''Bob:''' I was born and ra- I was raised in Alabama, so take your own judgment from that, fella.
 '''Craig:''' Holy ''shit!''
 '''Bob:''' I went to school at [[Wikipedia:Auburn University|Auburn's]]. It's in the heart of the Deep South, so you can take your, you can take your whatevers from that.
 ''(excited gibbering from trolls)''
 '''Amfermee:''' So, from my understanding, you said you went to Auburn, right?
 '''Bob:''' That’s right, I graduated there.
 '''Amfermee:''' All right. So you’re telling me that most people who graduated from Auburn are in the KKK?
 '''Bob:''' No, but I’m saying that a lot of them are. It’s in the heart of the Deep South.
 '''Amfermee:''' Well, I just said "most people," but okay, yeah... So, I mean, what-
 '''Bob:''' I’ve seen crosses burning, fella. I've seen 'em. And you don’t wanna see it.
 '''Amfermee:''' Is Chris part of the KKK?
 '''Bob:''' You don't wanna see it.
 '''Craig:''' Wait, wait, wait - are ''you'' a member of the KKK, though, Bob?
 '''Amfermee:''' Yeah. Yeah. All right.
 '''Bob:''' I won’t say whether I am or not. If I had, I’d come up and see if I've got a white, uh, hood to put on.
 '''Craig:''' Okay, Bob, all right, we’re just asking you a simple question.
 '''Bob:''' Okay? Okay? Now get off my damn case and get a life for yourself.
 '''Craig:''' My [[niggo|black]] girlfriend's gonna hate me for that.
 '''Bob:''' Stop bein' a sad, pathetic individual.
 '''Craig:''' Like your son, Bob?
 '''Amfermee:''' Bob-
 '''Bob:''' It doesn’t matter, we’re not talking about my son.
 '''Craig:''' ''I’m'' talking about your son.
 '''Bob:''' We’re talking about me, and we’re talking about you.
 '''Amfermee:''' This is a big confrontation. (???) So when you tell us to get a life, why don’t you take those words and tell that to your son, instead of other people, when we’re just trying to ask you questions and learn about life ourselves?
 '''Craig:''' Why you gotta get so hostile?
 '''Bob:''' My son has a life.
 '''Craig:''' Whatever happened to [[Megan]]?
 '''Amfermee:''' [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']]’s not a life, man!
 '''Bob:''' My son’s a hell of a lot more creative than you are.
 '''Craig:''' That’s why we’re talking to you and he doesn’t talk to you. Get it?
 '''Amfermee:''' He says he doesn’t get along with you that well, so…
 '''Craig:''' That’s what he puts on his website.
 '''Bob:''' He gets along with me fine.
 '''Craig:''' Not on his [[YouTube]] page.
 '''Bob:''' Why don’t you get a life so you can come back and prove me that you’re capable and good enough to talk to me? I have helped my fellow man, and I have helped 'em for forty or fifty years.
 '''Craig:''' You kinda failed at that.
 '''Bob:''' ''(apparently misunderstanding)'' To hell with that? Yeah, to hell with that.
 '''Craig:''' You've failed.
 '''Bob:''' Why don't you go out and get a life and leave me in peace?
 '''Craig:''' I have one, I’m fucking my black girlfriend every night. I have a black girlfriend! I'm happy!
 '''Amfermee:''' Bob, tell me something. Do you know what the Pythagorean Theorem is?
 '''Bob:''' I sure do.
 '''Amfermee:''' What is it?
 '''Bob:''' It’s for me to know and you to find out, my friend.
 '''Craig:''' ''(inaudible)'' -bachelor's degree.
 '''Amfermee:''' ''(sudden rage)'' You dumbass! What is it? It’s A squared plus B squared equals C squared!
 '''Craig:''' HA! Check and mate.
 '''Amfermee:''' ''Gosh'', Bob! Come on! Failed, right there. ''(stammering)'' Do you know anything about the Golden Ratio?
 '''Bob:''' Listen, fella, I have ten patents. In the realms of industrial automation.
 '''Amfermee:''' I don't care about your rim jobs in the freaking-
 '''Bob:''' I helped, I helped to design and, and, and create the computer.
 '''Craig:''' No you didn’t!
 '''Bob:''' I helped design and create and put the [[Wikipedia:International Space Station|intercontinental mission in space]].
 '''Craig:''' No you didn’t!
 '''Amfermee:''' ''(indistinct)'' -NAMBLA stickers on your computer?
 '''Bob:''' Now when you can say something like that, you can call me back. Until then, shut your fucking mouth and get off my phone.
 '''Craig:''' Epic fuckin' failure.
 '''Amfermee:''' Hey Bob. Hey Bob. What would you say that ''(indistinct)'' I'm a multi-millionaire?
 ''(Bob hangs up)''
 '''Craig:''' [[Slow-in-the-minds|He hung up, man.]] Oh my god!
 '''Amfermee:''' That was fucking awesome.
 '''Craig:''' Dude, man, we got him fucking admitting he’s a part of the KKK!
 '''Amfermee:''' Dude, upload that shit ''now''!
 '''Craig:''' Got it! [[Speech impediment|I'm a- I'm got- got- m'kay]]- got it. Got it.

{{LeakedVideos}}

[[Category:Phone calls]]

Get in touch with Bobby C

2026-06-02T20:15:08Z

Master:

{{AbsentChris}}

'''Get in touch with Bobby C''' also known as '''A Chat With Bob''', is a [[YouTube]] video posted by user [[ThePCAssassins]] on 30 [[April 2011]]. It takes place after the [[Catch A Wild Snorlax Plus Update on Bob]] call, since it is mentioned that Bob successfully underwent the previously mentioned surgery. This video was [[lost media]] until [[Statustjej]] uncovered it.<ref>https://archive.org/details/the-pcassassins-calls/ThePCAssassins+-+Get+in+touch+with+Bobby+C.flv</ref>

==Audio==
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| stardate = [[2011]]
| subject = {{Other|[[Bob]]}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Catch A Wild Snorlax Plus Update on Bob]]
| next = [[Chat_with_Bobby_C.#Part_1|ThePCassassins Chat with Bobby Part 1]]
}}

==Transcript==
{{transcription}}
'''Bob:''' Hello?

'''Craig:''' Hello, Robert! This is Craig and Amfermee, how are you doing?

'''Bob:''' Not too swift.

'''Craig:''' No?

'''Bob:''' No...

'''Craig:''' A- are you feeling better?

'''Bob:''' No, not really.

'''Craig:''' Uh, your wife told us that we- that you got out of the hospital, and we just wanted to see how you're doing.

'''Bob:''' Well, I- I got through the surgery okay.

'''Craig:''' Well that's good, that's good. But h-how is your day?

'''Bob:''' P- pretty boring.

'''Craig:''' Oh really? Why is that?

'''Bob:''' Well... I got other little problems too.

'''Craig:''' Oh, okay, alright. What kind of problems?

'''Amfermee:''' What happened?

'''Bob:''' I also have had two triple bypasses, and three heart attacks, and a {{w|pacemaker}}.

'''Craig:''' Oh wow.

'''Amfermee:''' Oh damn.

'''Craig:''' Oh man, Bob.

'''Bob:''' And... and then... on top of this surgery and stuff, I'm now gettin', um, fluid build up in my foot, and feet, and legs. Which could lead, I guess, to heart failure.

'''Craig:''' Ah no...

'''Bob:''' But I'm fightin' it. But anyway, I've been better.

'''Craig:''' Well that's good Ro- that's good, Bobby, that's good. You know, I- I really hope that you pull through this, you know?

'''Bob:''' Oh, I will. [''Bob then tries to say something but is interrupted.'']

'''Craig:''' That's good. I-is it possible- is it- Oh, sorry? [''No reply from Bob.''] So- so what're you watching, Bobby?

'''Bob:''' ''{{w|Wheel of Fortune (American game show)|Wheel of Fortune}}''.

'''Craig:''' Aw nice!

'''Bob:''' What else?

'''Craig:''' Oh nothin', I'm just asking, you know. I- I thought you might be a ''{{w|The Price Is Right|Price Is Right}}'' fan, you know? [''Awkward silence.'']

'''Bob:''' Anyway...

'''Amfermee:''' [''brief laugh'']

'''Craig:''' Is it- is it possible, Bobby, that we could talk to [[Chris]]?

'''Amfermee:''' Is- uh-

'''Bob:''' W-we'll make it, alright.

'''Craig:''' Well that's good.

'''Bob:''' I just- just hangin' in.

'''Craig:''' Well that's good! You know, cuz you- I was thinking about- I was thinking about you for the past couple days after we spoke to your wife, and I was actually- I was actually praying for you, you know? Uh...

'''Bob:''' I ma- I made it through. I could've died in surgery real easy.

'''Craig:''' Oh... Bob...

'''Amfermee:''' Oh man, that's scary to think about.

'''Craig:''' That is, that is.

'''Bob:''' Well, you just- you take 'em, and you take what comes, I guess.

'''Craig:''' Well yeah. Well, you know, you're a pretty strong man, you know. You served in Korea. You know, and tha- if you survive Korea, you know, you could pretty much survive anything.

'''Amfermee:''' [''Whispering to Craig''] Ask for Chris. Ask for Chris.

'''Craig:''' Uh, hey, uh, Bobby, is it possible that we could talk to Chris?

'''Bob:''' No, he's not here.

'''Craig:''' Oh okay. Alright. So, wuh, d- d-

'''Bob:''' He's downtown. [''???''] this ain't his phone.

'''Amfermee:''' Do you know where he's at?

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' This ain't his phone.

'''Craig:''' Yeah, he- he... sorry?

'''Amfermee:''' Oh- oh. We didn't- well, we didn't know if he picked- if- we didn't know he didn't, uh, answer this phone. I mean-

'''Bob:''' No, he's got his own phone.

'''Craig:''' Oh okay, nice, nice. He's probably got one of those, uh, probably has one of those iPhones, eh?

'''Bob:''' Yeah, cellphones, whatever.

'''Craig:''' Yeah, psh, I- I hate my cellphone and I hardly even use it.

'''Bob:''' [''chuckles'']

'''Craig:''' You know what I'm talking about.

'''Bob:''' I don't have one, so...

'''Craig:''' Yeah, and they're so much of a nuisance, you know? All the money you pay into it, and then if you lose it, ugh. Ah...

'''Bob:''' That's right... That's the way the world goes around.

'''Craig:''' Yeah, no, I understand, I understand, you know? It's all about money and making, like, you know, tiny electronic things that are easy to lose.

'''Bob:''' Oh, it's all about somethin' else, too.

'''Craig:''' Oh yeah, it's-

'''Bob:''' You're missin' the most important thing.

'''Craig:''' What's that, Bobby?

'''Bob:''' Most people, probably 98% of the people, it's all about 'What can you do for me?'.

'''Craig:''' Exactly. I agree. That is- that- that is how it's always been, like...

'''Bob:''' Yep-

'''Craig:''' ever since the dawn of time, you know? Ever since the dawn of time, and the Pilgrims came to Plymouth Rock, it's always been like that.

'''Bob:''' Yep, it'll always be that way, too. Bunch of greedy individuals in this world.

'''Craig:''' Oh, unbelievably how greedy people are in this world. It's- it's very disgusting, you know? Like, I'm going to school, and- I- it's so disgusting on how people are, like, in group projects for engineering and stuff like that, they just- they don't wanna do any [[work]]. They would rather have you do all the work for them, and they get the grade. It's just horrible.

'''Bob:''' That's right. That's what I went through.

'''Craig:''' Yeah, like, I hate-

'''Bob:''' The only people that would do any studying were the ones that were on the {{w|G.I. Bill}}.

'''Craig:''' Yup. Yup. I-

'''Bob:''' And... the others just wanted to play around.

'''Craig:''' Yup, the ones with the money and the ones from the rich families who didn't deserve it, you know. They were just the ones, "Oh, let's go out and party," you know?

'''Bob:''' Yup.

'''Craig:''' Aw man, you know-

'''Bob:''' That's right.

'''Craig:''' Oh, I got some good news, actually. I've- duh- I've actually signed up in the reserves', uh, light armored infantry.

'''Bob:''' You did, huh?

'''Craig:''' Yeah!

'''Bob:''' You may- might get to go get some more G.I. Bill.

'''Craig:''' Yeah! Ne- never know, hey! [''chuckle''] Serving my country and getting an education, there's nothing wrong with that, eh?

'''Bob:''' Yeah, that's what- that's the way I got an education.

'''Craig:''' Ah- that- that's actually how my, uh, my dad got his education too.

'''Bob:''' Yeah.

'''Craig:''' Yeah, it's, uh, it's pretty good, you know?

'''Bob:''' It's not- it's not a bad thing. If you come back, it is. [''chuckles'']

'''Craig:''' Oh yeah, it's not a bad thing at all! It's- you know- it's just- it's just the- it's just the adventure of life, you know? Where you take a step forward and you, you know, cut the tie between family, and you go off and you serve your country, and if you get an education out of it, that's good, you know? Better yourself and your country, I always say.

'''Bob:''' Well, that's the way they figured it.

'''Craig:''' Yeah!

'''Bob:''' They- they- they got trained people back on there.

'''Craig:''' Yeah, it's- it's- it's amazing. Like, you must have a- like, a million awesome stories about Korea.

'''Bob:''' Eh, not too many.

'''Craig:''' No? Like-

'''Bob:''' I was there before the Korean war.

'''Craig:''' Oh okay. So were you in North Korea?

'''Bob:''' No, I was in South Korea.

'''Craig:''' South Korea?

'''Bob:''' I- I was there when we liberated Korea from the [[Japanese]].

'''Craig:''' Oh really?

'''Bob:''' You didn't know that Japan owned Korea?

'''Craig:''' Yes, I- I- I remember that. They, uh- they exported most of their rice back to Japan.

'''Bob:''' Yeah, and... they- they- they were using Korea as a stepping point in attacking [[China]].

'''Craig:''' Yup, I remember that in history class.

'''Bob:''' And then... in 1947, we were in there liberating Korea from the Japanese.

'''Craig:''' I- I remember that, that- aw man, Bobby. That- that must have been exciting for you.

'''Bob:''' Well... then the UN, in all their great wisdom, split Korea in two, right?

'''Craig:''' Yup.

'''Bob:''' And gave North Korea to China. [''chuckles'']

'''Craig:''' Ugh, talk about a big mistake on the UN, eh?

'''Bob:''' Yeah, well, they did the same thing with North and South Vietnam.

'''Craig:''' I r- I remem- Yes, that- that is- that's correct.

'''Bob:''' And then they did the same thing with [''???''].

'''Craig:''' Oh-

'''Bob:''' And then they- quite a few that they did that to, that they kind of screwed up on.

'''Craig:''' Well-

'''Bob:''' They did the same thing to {{w|Czechoslovakia}}. And then they gave all of Western Europe to [[Russia]]. Or Eastern Europe, excuse me. Bless you.

'''Craig:''' S- It- Yeah- Oh y- That's okay. Yeah, and, uh, same with-

'''Bob:''' In all of their infinite wisdom, I think they screwed up a little bit.

'''Craig:''' Oh yeah, like, uh, the whole is- giving Israel to the [[Jews]] after World War II, and that was a part of Palestine that belonged to the Palestinians?

'''Bob:''' Well, everybody in the world was kickin' 'em out, so what're you gonna do? You gotta give 'em some place.

'''Craig:''' That is true.

'''Bob:''' They deserve a home country.

'''Craig:''' That i- that is exactly true, Bobby. I agree with you on that.

'''Bob:''' [''chuckles''] They can't seem to get happy with their own self over there.

'''Craig:''' [''chuckles''] Ex- exactly! Like, aw man... Like, I- the UN is just so phenomenal to me. It is such a great entity of democracy and protecting the lives of innocent people, and, you know, just taking care of the human race in general. And- the f- you know, just- just the whole history of it. It always like- it always like, ''ugh'', it always nourished my mind with it, you know? It's- it's- it's like, this is the reason why I joined the reserves, I'm serving my- I wanna serve my country in Afghanistan and Iraq. And this is why I wanna be an engineer, to better the lives of the people.

'''Bob:''' Well, they also broke up, uh, Persia

'''Craig:''' Yes.

'''Bob:''' into Iraq and Iran...

'''Craig:''' Yes, I remember that.

'''Bob:''' and Saudi Arabia, that's another little deal they did that didn't work too swift.

'''Craig:''' [''chuckles'']

'''Bob:''' But- but anyway, I'm a firm believer in the UN too. I always have been.

'''Craig:''' Yep, same here. You know, the UN does a lot of good peacekeeping missions overseas.

'''Bob:''' In fact, I've got a UN seal on my car.

'''Craig:''' Are you serious?

'''Bob:''' I do. M- my license plate reads, "UN4EVER".

'''Craig:''' Oh nice! That is awesome, like- nah, that- that is really awesome. My uncle did a few peacekeeping missions for the United Nations over in Cyprus back in the '80s.

'''Bob:''' Yeah.

'''Craig:''' Yeah! That- that is awesome, Bobby. I did not know that.

'''Bob:''' Well, we all got our little pet peeves, I guess.

'''Craig:''' No, it's understandable.

'''Bob:''' [''chuckles'']

'''Craig:''' [''chuckles''] Mine's [[Hillary Clinton]].

'''Bob:''' Anyway, I gotta go, I got- my foot's hurtin'.

'''Craig:''' Alright, Bobby. Hey, you have a good night and I'll talk to you later, okay?

'''Bob:''' Okay, we'll see ya. Bye-bye.

'''Craig:''' Alright, good night! Bye!

==Analysis==

{{LeakedVideos}}

[[Category:Phone calls]]

Fiona Facetime Videos

2026-06-02T20:12:43Z

Master:

This page contains '''Facetime videos between Chris and [[Fiona]]'''. The videos, short clips screen-recorded by Fiona, depict the two flirting.

One video was posted by Fiona on a throwaway Reddit account<ref name=apple>https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/p5npwd/chris_miming_eating_an_apple/ ([https://archive.fo/3GZDW archive])</ref> and two were found in [[Bella]]'s files.<ref name=kisses>https://encyclopediadramatica.online/st/janke/20210801-205657-720x1600.mov</ref><ref name=hair>In a Discord chatlog "Direct_Messages_-_Private_-_NP2348_834171358148689950" at the 02-Aug-21 02:50 AM timestamp</ref>

While the CWCki's Suitress Policy was active, the available videos were censored, with Fiona's part of the videos being blacked out. This led to one of the videos, Hair Twirling, temporarily becoming [[Lost Media]] before the original video was recovered.

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==Simulated kisses==
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In this video, Fiona is simulating kisses with Chris.<ref name=kisses></ref>

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==Pretending to eat an apple==
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Chris mimes eating an apple while Fiona grins before Chris points to the mimed apple.<ref name=apple></ref>

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==Hair Twirling==
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Chris twirls his ratty [[hair]] while Fiona grins.<ref name=hair></ref>

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[[Category:Phone calls]]

Jail Medallion Promotions

2026-06-02T20:11:48Z

Master:

Sometime prior to 4 [[May 2022]], Chris made three recorded speeches from [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] (presumably over the telephone) endorsing [[medallions]] sold by [[Praetor]]. The recordings were uploaded to Praetor's Google Drive on 4 May, the day after his return from [[Western State Hospital]]. The recordings were probably made on 3 May or 4 May, although it is possible that they were recorded before his transfer to the mental hospital in [[February 2022|February]] and subsequently shelved.

Interestingly, Chris pronounces the "Jesus" in his name as "Jesús", like the [[Spanish]] name. He previously called himself "Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu" in [[Jail Call - 13 January 2022]], using the regular English pronunciation of the name.

==Official Chris Chan Sonichu Medallion==
Accompanying an [[OfficialCWCmart]] listing.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220516030430/https://www.etsy.com/listing/904683630/official-chris-chan-sonichu-medallion</ref>
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| Stardate = Unknown
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===Transcript===
Hello. This is Jesús Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu and Lord Avatar and Goddess Blue Heart. I am here today to introduce and tell y’all about the regular Sonichu medallions that I have authorized the processing and making of. These are legit, authentic, and each one shall provide you with a great spiritual power linked to my own, so it’s a wise investment. Thank you, and you are helping me with each purchase.

==Sonichu Medallion, Handmade by CWC==
Accompanying an [[OfficialCWCmart]] listing.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220504091805/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1212034092/sonichu-medallion-handmade-by-cwc</ref>
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===Transcript===

Greetings, everyone. This is Jesús Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu and I present to you right here at this listing the medallions that I have PERSONALLY crafted and personally signed each and every one of, so you definitely feel more of my soul and energy resonate through these in addition to all the others. But still a wise investment, and with each purchase does go out to help me as well. So, thank you all.

==Megastone Medallions, made by CWC==
Accompanying an [[OfficialCWCmart]] listing.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220521175255/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1211992490/megastone-medallions-made-by-cwc</ref>
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===Transcript===
Greetings, everyone. This is Jesús Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, and this offering I present to you medallions I have personally crafted and signed, but ''these'' are even more aware ‘cause these each have a megastone in them. Similar to a Sonichipe or a Rosechipe, but these are more like aurasphere quartzes, but I have personally blessed and programmed each and every one of them with my aura and everything, so these are the most powerful and most potent of the medallions. So, not only do you buy these t- to wear and enjoy, you’re gonna really feel the spiritual aura and charge and vibrations within yourself. And, of course, each purchase does continue to help me as well. So, thank you all so much and enjoy the vibrations that come from me directly as I bless each and every one of you.
{{References}}
{{PrisonSaga}}
{{JailLetter}}

[[Category:Phone calls]]

Jail Call - 24 December 2021

2026-06-02T20:11:17Z

Master:

On Christmas Eve 2021 Chris made a '''second call''' to Cory Allison from jail (technically his third, as their first conversation was not recorded). Cory uploaded an abridged version of the call to [[YouTube]] the same day. As with his [[Jail Call - 1 November 2021|previous call]], Cory was deluged by commenters complaining about cuts in the audio, and he responded by deleting the video entirely. It is unknown if Cory and Chris had any further interactions subsequent to the call.

In the call, Chris discusses how he is actually fighting off demons, saving cities, and answering prayers as opposed to spending all his time daydreaming. Chris alludes to the Bible verse Matthew 24:36 ("But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only"), but as always he manages to completely miss the point.

The full call lasted ten minutes according to the video description (supposedly the maximum length of time Chris was permitted to talk on the phone, although [[Jail Call - 10 January 2022|other recorded calls]] lasted fifteen minutes). As with his previous conversation with Chris, Cory cut out his side of the conversation entirely.

==The Call==
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===Transcript===

Really doing well, very well. I, I'm literally fighting a whole bunch of demons and villains and everything. And I'm defending the cities, saving the world multiple times, and answering prayers and all that... ''phew''! I'm definitely not LAZY. (''cut in audio'')

Especially considering time constraints and we're gonna have the Second Coming happen really in the VERY VERY near future, and that collectively shifting everybody in the majority to C-197 earth, anyway... (''cut in audio'')

Uh... well, (''four loud bursts in the background'') only my mother, Emmanuelle, god above gods, knows that detail. I'm not allowed to acknowledge a specific day and ''hour'', but she knows it, and I know it's in the very very near future... cause the timing and everything. And also I definitely empathize with the deeper reasoning why... uhh I ended up taking a hiatus while writing, drawing the Christmas episode of ''Sonichu'' during [[Sonichu 11|book number eleven]]. (''cut in audio'')

Alright, yeah, but I wanted to call you and wish you and yours a happy and safe Christmas and weekend.

{{JailLetter}}
[[Category:Phone calls]]
[[Category:Jail Calls]]

Jail Call - 13 January 2022

2026-06-02T20:11:07Z

Master:

On 13 January 2022, Chris sent a '''third call''' from jail to the Onion Farms member '''Zombo'''. The portion of the call which Zombo uploaded consists of a public address from Chris to his [[fanbase]]. The remainder of the call was not made public.

Some highlights of this call include:

* Chris asks to recruit people into his new religion, preferably those close enough to 14 Branchland Court, including active protestors.
* Chris discusses how he can be reached out via letter.
* Chris wants donations sent to him and to Barb.
* Chris believes that he is innocent of all charges (even though he only has one charge of felony incest), and will be released very soon.

==The Call==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Message For OnionFarms.com from Jesus Christ Chris Chan Sonichu from VA Prison (01/13/2022)
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|_eeH0xhy2IY}}
| Stardate = 13 January 2022
| Featuring =
| Saga = {{Prison|text}}
}} </center>

===Transcript===

Okay...

Hello everybody on the in- innernet, this is Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu, your lord and savior and messiah and god and everything I have spoken in truth to you before recently.

At present my body is still within the jail, but during this time I am looking to further etspand my genuine, decent, connections, so at this point I'm looking for active... genuine, kind, followers from within the state of [[Virginia]], preferably- bly- preferably, from within the [[Charlottesville]] and/or [[Ruckersville]] area, or as close to the [[14 Branchland Court|Sonichu Temple]]'s location as possible.

During this present time you can reach out to me by sending a letter via US postal mail to the [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]], and also if you want to send any donations I highly would give th- them to Barbara via check, valid cashier's check to Barbara at the Temple, the address is obvious and known, but you can also send, preferably and this is the quickest method without using the website, you can go to your local post office, and have them send a postal money order to this address at Central Virginia Regional Jail, and make sure the money order is made out to me by the name of Christine Weston Chandler.

Again, I am just very, very blessed and thankful for each and every one of you genuine and kind people amongst my foll-, amongst my followers. Keep faith because we are getting the collective shift done, and we're gettin' the majority of good and neutrals to C-197 Earth, and we're leaving behind the toxics. We are all in this together, we're gonna survive and everything, and I'm gettin' my body out of this jail very shortly from now.

But on that, I'm also asking for active... protestors to just essentially let the local authorities and whatnot here know they want me out of jail and back home safely. I am very much innocent on all charges.

Anyway I do thank you all again kindly and humbly for your kindness and appreciation of me and everything, and also please show kindness to Barbara as well. Thank you all and have a great, safe, blessed day. Go forth with peace and clarity.

A'ight.

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[[Category:Jail Calls]]

Jail Call - 11 January 2022

2026-06-02T20:10:58Z

Master:

{{Protip|The caller of this phone call is attempting to give money to Chris in jail. No matter how good your intentions may be, ''do not do this''.}}

On 11 January 2022, Chris sent a '''second call from jail''' to the Onion Farms member '''Zombo'''.

Some highlights of this call include:

* Chris hints at the fact that he has attempted to be in contact with Barb regularly.
* Chris wants the caller to arrange a wellness check for Barb by calling the Greene County Sherriff's office.
* Chris tells the caller to go to the Onion Farms to donate money to him, and contact Kenneth Englehardt.
* Chris had once attempted to tell a Catholic group in New York to arrange a protest for him to get bailed out.
* The caller asks for a Sonichu drawing.

==The Call==

{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Christine Chandler Phone Call (Jan 11, 2022)
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|rb1-SydiseQ}}
| Stardate = 11 January 2022
| Featuring =
| Saga = {{Prison|text}}
}} </center>

===Transcript===

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I can hear you.

'''Zombo:''' Hey, how you doin' today?

'''Chris:''' Ahh, okay but not great, meh. *sigh* Okay, so I had to- the ability to use the phone twice today. Earlier today, around about 12 o' clock noon, and uh- sorry, this hour.

'''Zombo:''' Hmm.

'''Chris:''' And, during both times, I tried calling Barbara- I tried calling Barbara's phone. So three times each, and... did not pick up.

'''Zombo:''' Uh oh.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Zombo:''' You need my help with something?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm thinking- uhh, well I checked- I have the officer here, and these phones will not allow me to call 9-1-1. But I would feel better if someone actually went out- was able to go out and check on Barbara.

'''Zombo:''' Yeah, I can arrange a wellness check for her.

'''Chris:''' *sigh* Okay, alright, first off, tell me what you would do at this point?

'''Zombo:''' Well, um, if you're worried that you can't get ahold of her, there's um- you can call the police station and you can say, "I need to do a wellness check on Barbara- Barbara Chandler," then you give them the address, and they'll send somebody out, and they'll check on her. If they don't get an answer at the door, they'll go in, they'll make sure everything's okay. And then they'll update me, or whoever reported to let them know that they're okay. So, that's something I've had to do before, um, so that's how I'm familiar with that process.

'''Chris:''' Well, I do- I do appreciate you being familiar with that, very much. Uh, but yeah, uh since I don't have any phone numbers, and I looked in the directory in the back of this inmate's handbook, they have a little bit of a small directory, but they only have addresses of these local legal facilities. No phone numbers. So yeah, I would appreciate if you would, uh, call the Greene County Sheriff's office and tell the staff to do a wellness check on my behalf.

'''Zombo:''' Yeah, I can absolutely do that, and is the address still the same?

'''Chris:''' Yes, 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville, Virginia.

'''Zombo:''' 14 Branchland? Okay, I think that's the one that's labeled "Sonichu Headquarters", right?

'''Chris:''' Yes, that's right. Also known as -but moreover, the Sonichu Temple.

'''Zombo:''' Okay. Yeah, I can absolutely do that, and I'm getting ready- I just got my son home from school here, I did get a hold of, um, your contact. He is, um, the owner of that forum you were telling me about. He said he's gonna reach out to you and send you some money. He didn't give me a full confirmation, but he's got the message. And um, he has the information.

'''Chris:''' Wel- Well I- I thank you for reaching out to Kenneth and I appreciate that.

'''Zombo:''' Yeah, no-

'''Chris:''' Also, upon further insight, to let you know about why I told you to encourage your son to, right now, even during virtual learning is that it gives him physical contact over the information he is hearing and receiving, so that way, the information becomes more physical with him.

'''Zombo:''' Yeah, that's how I learn strangely enough, that's how I learn things too, just writing stuff down. It actually helps lock information and also, that's a great suggestion.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, anyway I'll let you go call the Ruckersville sheriff's office, then you take care of your son in the immediate moment. (?)

'''Zombo:''' Yeah, yeah, no problem. I'm not in any rush right now, I just wanted to- before I let you go here, I just wanted to give you an update that I'm going to go, um, I'm going to have to mail out that money, it looks like, because it looks like um, it looks like the site is down again, so it might take a few days for that money to get to you. It seems like it took about four or five days for my letters to get to you last time, but I'm not sure. Maybe you can tell me?

'''Chris:''' Well actually, are you doing cashier's check or postal money order?

'''Zombo:''' Yeah, so that's what I'm gonna do. Yep, and do I- do you know? Do I make that out to you, or do I make it out to the sheriff?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, I think you make it out to me. But actually, I recommend you do a postal money order. That will get to be a lot faster.

'''Zombo:''' Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.

'''Chris:''' Okay, good.

'''Zombo:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' That would be a lot faster than as opposed to a cashier's check, obviously.

'''Zombo:''' Right. I'm getting ready to go up to Walmart and get a money order right now, so I just wanted to give you that update. Also, while I have you, do you have a minute to talk, or are you in a hurry?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm listening, I can- I have a moment.

'''Zombo:''' Okay, um, I was just gonna say I was on that website you directed me to, Onion Farms, and it looks like there's quite a few people on there who are wanting to get more- including Kenneth, who are wanting to get more Sonichu comics? Is there any interest in doing anything like that? Is there any update you want me to give the people who want that stuff?

'''Chris:''' No, every- I'll tell you what, on the Onion Farms, you can tell them as I told somebody else in a religious group, uh caths- a group of Catholics up in New York. Go ahead and start like a protest group to get my body and me out of jail legally.

'''Zombo:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, it's essentially a protest.

'''Zombo:''' Well I mean, yeah, that's, that's I think there is a movement of some kind because there is some interest- I didn't do a lot of digging on the site but people seem to be aware of your court date sometime in February.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, and plus obvious- And plus obviously I have not been able to do the write or draw comic book pages by the individual drawings. Of course everything is just continuing to happen as well, regardless of whether I do these comic books or not, but-

'''Zombo:''' Sure.

'''Chris:''' -to let you know, as I work, in going to C-197 and 1218 Earth, and of course I work with everybody, including Magi-Chan, and Iron Man, and Superman, and (???), and all them and everybody else.

'''Zombo:''' Okay. Is there, um- so other than that, is there anything else that you'd like me to share with um, maybe those people in particular, or anyone else? Is there any other messages you want to get out?

'''Chris:''' Um, well, I have a letter I'm gonna send out to Kenneth as soon as I get an envelope,

'''Zombo:''' Mmhmm.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, so obviously, there's information on that. But, uh, I guess for now, I'll leave that as the main information to have you relay to my people.

'''Zombo:''' Okay, sure, no problem.

'''Chris:''' Okay, well anyway, thank you again-

'''Zombo:''' Hey, can I ask you for a favor though?

'''Chris:''' Certainly.

'''Zombo:''' If I send you this money, can I have a Sonichu drawing from you?

'''Chris:''' *sigh* Yeah, I send you a Sonichu drawing, as soon as I can.

'''Zombo:''' That would be great, yeah.

'''Chris:''' Okay.

'''Zombo:''' All right, I'll go ahead and make that phone call for you, um, and then I'll send you out that letter, and in my letter if I don't hear from you, I'll include the update.

'''Chris:''' Right. Thank you, thank you very-

'''Zombo:''' Alright.

'''Chris:''' Have a good day.

'''Zombo:''' Yeah, you have a great one. Have a great rest of your day.

'''Chris:''' Goodbye, now. [''hangs up'']

==Improved Audio Version==
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| name = Christine Weston Chandler phone call (2022-01-11) improved audio
| ytid = 7tqL_MKLw8c
| stardate = 12 [[January 2022]]
| maker = CatsLikeBoxes
| subject = [[Jail]]
| type =
| info =Same as the original but heavily compressed so that you can more easily hear both Chris and the caller.
}}

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[[Category:Jail Calls]]

Jail Call - 10 January 2022

2026-06-02T20:10:47Z

Master:

{{Protip|The caller of this phone call is attempting to give money to Chris in jail. No matter how good your intentions may be, ''do not do this for any reason''.}}

On 10 January 2022, Chris made a '''call from jail''' to the Onion Farms user '''Zombo'''.

Some highlights of this call include:

* Chris briefly talks about how global warming is a sign of the end times.
* Chris attempts to give parenting advice for the caller regarding how he can help his son during the [[COVID-19]] pandemic, with reference to [[My Little Pony]].
* The caller talks about plans to send Chris money.
* In addition, Chris tells him to contact [[Kenneth Engelhardt]] by making an account on the Onion Farms.

This is the only one of Chris's recorded jail calls which was released to the public in full without any cuts, although Chris's voice is inaudible for the first 90 seconds.

==The Call==

{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Chris's third jail call
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|J2t22jjSq5s}}
| Stardate = 10 January 2022
| Featuring =
| Saga = {{Prison|text}}
}} </center>

===Transcript===
'''Recording:''' Press 1 to receive incoming call.

'''Zombo:''' Mm.

'''Recording:''' Press 2...

'''Recording:''' If you would like to...

'''Recording:''' Thank you for using Securus. You may start the conversation now.

'''Zombo:''' [''coughs''] Hey, good afternoon Christine. How you doin' today?

[''Chris is inaudible.'']

'''Zombo:''' Oh yeah, goin' through it?

[''Chris is inaudible.'']

'''Zombo:''' Good. I'm doin' okay, um, December was a bit of a rough month. Um... had a few deaths, people I know, just- in rapid succession, so I've kind of been depressed, but... um, y'know I'm just tryin' to, tryin to stay positive.

[''Chris is inaudible at first but gradually becomes louder starting around the 1:30 mark.'']

'''Chris:''' ...C-197 on that earth... or otherwise, if that was unavailable, your souls get reincarnated and you're somebody else on... part of the C-197 earth at this point, because we don't have much time left on this one. I mean, I even heard on the radio about more and more [[COVID-19|children getting inf- infected]], so that's an obvious sign right there. And another one-

'''Zombo:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' I also heard this on the radio recently, that, apparently, uh, it got so warm [[honor roll|up in the Antarctic]], not only are the ice caps and bodies of ice melting, but, for the very first time, they recorded regular, not freezing, REGULAR RAIN.

'''Zombo:''' You know, I've heard that too, and I'm, um, I've been hearing that for years, there's actually, in like the North Pole there's like warm spots where it's like green grass and stuff.

'''Chris:''' Well, that- that does not surprise me too much.

'''Zombo:''' It's kinda crazy, ain't it? Everyone knows what's going on, but nobody's willing to, you know, give it any attention.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, it makes a lot more- to just, quote, "global warning" is the divine event. Of course, with, uh, Judgment Day on those left behind, and the collective shift and all that. [''Inaudible''] Uhm. You'll have to tell me about your son. How's he doing?

'''Zombo:''' Uhm, he's doing good. He's currently in the other room doing some schoolwork.

'''Chris:''' Oh, well that's good. Uhm. Virtual, or is he allowed to attend school?

'''Zombo:''' It's- it's in person. Yeah, they- they stopped doing the virtual. They're startin' to kind of get more relaxed with all the Covid restrictions, it's kind of interesting. They just- I just got an email yesterday saying instead of, y'know, ten days of quarentine now it's only five. So I don't know what the difference- why it changed but they're starting to, I don't know, not care as much I guess.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.. Uh.. On the one hand, yeah but on another, things are becoming more lax. But it's also, I have heard about on the radio, other schools just- y'know they were flip-flopping between the-

'''Zombo:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' The in-person and going back or being virtual [''Unintelligible'']

'''Zombo:''' So, yeah, we did that I- I sent, for all of fourth grade my son did virtual and he didn't learn a thing. It didn't- he's only in fourth grade, you can imagine they're just on YouTube. Kids aren't- And I'm one of the few, rare people who are able to work from home so my son was actually schooling from home right next to me and I was able to watch him. And he still got off task so much that his grades just absolutely plummeted. So, they need to figure out a better way other than just Zoom meetings. But, y'know, right now we don't really have much of a choice, I can't have him school from home so I have to send him, y'know, to the physical school. But if there was a way for him to school from home with it being affective still, I would probably do that.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Well, one thing I can definitely offer, since you were able to observe your son, and that's actually a good advantage point on your part. You can actually talk with him and- and figure out how does best learn for himself.

'''Zombo:''' Right.

'''Chris:''' I mean- To just to offer comparison, look at the episode of "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" Testing Testing, 1, 2, 3, where Rainbow Dash was about to get tested to be to be entered into The Wonderbolts. But she was- but she just had no knowledge. They had to figure it out through the, uh, the various learning and teaching methods, and then they found that Rainbow Dash can learn for herself by being up in the sky, looking down on Earth- on everything.

'''Zombo:''' Yeah, that's actually a great. Uhm. That's a great point that's absolutely true. My son ,uhm, didn't respond well to video learning. Uhm, I think most kids kinda struggled with it but he in particular was too distracted, so.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, that makes sense.

'''Zombo:''' Uhm, more- yeah, more of a physical thing is probably the best for now.

'''Chris:''' Physical things, yeah.

'''Zombo:''' But I was actually just getting ready to send out a letter to you because I missed your last couple of phone calls and I wanted to make sure that you didn't think I was blowin' ya off.

'''Chris:''' Uh, I appreciate that. Oh, but let me back- let me backtrack a moment. Well, I did want to check in with you and help you do better but, uh, but the big reason why I'm calling is because, presently, my inmate account is LOW on money. And I just checked it [''Unintelligible''] has eleven cents in it.

'''Zombo:''' Uh oh.

'''Chris:''' And my phone account has less than ten dollars in it right now so I got to be careful with, uh, how long I stick on the phone. [''Unintelligible''] Well, I need to get more money in and I saw on recent days that they weren't able not access the CVRJ website here so that's that on the [''Unintelligible'']

'''Zombo:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' Alright, so what you can do for me, uh, in addition to you going on the website and then you donate on like twenty or fifty bucks from your own card and help me out a little. And another thing is-

'''Zombo:''' Sure. Yeah, I can do that.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Is that you can also go onto OnionFarms. Contact [[Other enablers|Kenneth Engelhardt]], send him the link. After you've confirmed it for yourself just tell him [''Unintelligible''] site's back up. You can go there, you can donate money to Christine again.

'''Zombo:''' Sorry, give me one second here. What was the name you just said?

'''Chris:''' Oh. Alright, well I said that you can tell Kenneth. Engelhardt.

'''Zombo:''' Can you spell that for me?

'''Chris:''' Uh. K, E, N, N, E, T, H, E, N, G, L, E, H, A, R, D, T.

'''Zombo:''' Alright, and what was the website you said?

'''Chris:''' Onion. Farms.

'''Zombo:''' Onion Farm? Is that OnionFarm.com?

'''Chris:''' Uhm. You might want to Google that 'cause I don't know a way to backtrack, it's literally OnionFarms.com

'''Zombo:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' Because, I'm sure that KiwiFarms in comparison is not OnionFarms.com.

'''Zombo:''' M'kay. I've never heard of that site but I'll certainly see what I can figure out to help you out. And I can absolutely give you some money for your books.

'''Chris:''' Yes, I appreciate that. Alright, then yeah, go on the CVRJ website, maybe Google that first make sure you have the right link.

'''Zombo:''' So, yeah, I'll definitely do that. Let me see if I can bring it on here. CVRJ.com just to test it out while we're on the phone here. So I was tryna do this before and of course this site wasn't working but, uhm. So do I just look you up by name and- and will it show up? Is that how it works?

'''Chris:''' Y'know I don't know how it is because I don't have a computer in front of me, obviously.

'''Zombo:''' Yeah, yeah. Okay, well I can always- I can always maybe just call up there and have them tell me the specifics.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, they- yeah that's an idea but I feel that it's more common sense th- they got a like, oh, a link where you can donate to an inmate. You can look up the inmate by their name, obviously.

'''Zombo:''' M'kay. Yeah, and I wasn't sure- Yeah, so, yeah okay. I was trying to do that before but the site was down, so that's- yeah that clears it up. It looks like the site- if it's CBRJ it looks like it might still be down I just tried it while we were sit-in' here.

'''Chris:''' Hm.

'''Zombo:''' Let me try this again, let me put my phone down here.

'''Chris:''' Yep. Try Googling it.

'''Zombo:''' Yeah that's what I'm gonna do here. (typing noises) CBRJ, is that it?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Or, y'know, the full terminology is Central Virginia Regional Jail.

'''Zombo:''' Oh, C -V- RJ. Duh, I'm a dork.

'''Chris:''' Why? Did you think I said C -B-?

'''Zombo:''' I did, yeah. Ohh okay, yeah. Wait, hang on here. "CVRG is for sale"? Uh, Oh. Alright, I'm doing a classic search here. I just want to make sure I'm lookin' up the right place to make sure I'm not sending the wrong person the money.

'''Chris:''' Type the word. Type in there Central. Virginia. Regional. Jail.

'''Zombo:''' Alright I just typed that in here. Let me see here... CVRJ...Hm.. They're not making this easy. There's the link...But it's not working. It looks like it's- it's just a white page, it's not doing anything. It-it might. Well if it comes back up, I'll keep trying it and I'll put some money on your books, I'll give you like fifty bucks.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I appreciate that- [''Unintelligible'']

'''Zombo:''' And- and if I can't get on this website you said money orders are also accepted? Can I send a money order in your name?

'''Chris:''' Oh yes. You can send me via US sail- US mail- Uh, postal money orders or a cashier's check from your bank account.

'''Zombo:''' Okay. So yeah, I'll absolutely help you out and, uhm, if I don't get on the site t-, uh, tomorrow I'll send it in the mail and you'll get it either way.

'''Chris:''' Ahkay. And yeah, definitely recommend that you get in contact with Kenneth Engelhardt on Onion Farms. He's a decent guy- he's a decent guy, a good person for the most part. Even though he may have qualms at times, he's more of a neutral good.

'''Zombo:''' M'kay well I mean if he's doin' alright by ya, I trust him. I mean, I don't know- you've, you've kind of befriended some of the people who, y'know used to run the websites and stuff so.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah, it didn't work out so well or they didn't- they slowly betrayed me obviously.

'''Zombo:''' Pieces of shit, yeah.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Zombo:''' Pardon my French.

'''Chris:''' [''Unintelligible'']

'''Zombo:''' *Laughs* M'kay, um, so funnily enough, you wanna know something weird? Um, right after we started talking, your videos started getting recommended to me on youtube. It's so weird, it's like after we had our first phone call, y- like, that was the only time, even though I had already watched a metric shitton of videos about you on that other channel. Like, now your videos are starting to get on my recommended *laughs*.

'''Chris:''' [''Unintelligible'']

'''Zombo:''' Yeah, that algorithm's got me pegged, haha.

'''Chris:''' [''Unintelligible'']

'''Zombo:''' So how's everything else been going for you, other than, y'know, the troubles of, obviously being stuck in there?

'''Chris:''' Oh, well everything th- everything metaphysically and inter-dimensionally and all that's working out, and, just- I've been- My body and I, we've been working it out...

'''Zombo:''' Mmkay, that's good. Do you know, um, when your next court date is or anything like that? Are you, um, are you pretty hopeful about all that stuff or do you, um, you have help with that kind of stuff?

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Chris Chan Psychic Chat 5

2026-06-02T20:10:09Z

Master:

'''Chris Chan Psychic Chat #5''' was the fifth and final chat that occurred between Chris and KwaiiSandbag.

==Call 5==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Chris Chan Psychic Chat #5
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|hL3wLJLVIgA}}
| Stardate = 9 March 2021
| Featuring =
| previous = Chris Chan Psychic Chat #4
| next = N/A
}}
===Call 5 transcript===
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| Transcript
|-
|'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Oh hello, um, sorry about that, uh little bit of a communication issue, uh Lily's- getting out of the shower right now so it'll be a second for her, but I'm here.

'''Chris:''' OK. How are you doing?

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' I'm great, how are you?

'''Chris:''' I feel pretty good.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Had a good week?

'''Chris:''' Well, improving, things have been improving I feel better.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Well it's good to hear.

'''Chris:''' I'm starting to figure out my powers, um, working, i'm working, my conscious brain is starting to figure out these powers for real, at least for, in terms of this universe.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' I see.

'''Chris:''' And, uh... And uh essentially pretty much I was told that, i was told by you know everybody in from C-197 just you know Magi-Chan, MewTwo, and what not, they tell me i need to definitely meditate and search within myself a whole bunch.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' And have you done that?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm doing that I still have a lot more soul- a lot more in depth work to do but making good progress. And I also went out today, I went to the uh, I went down to Ivy Creek Nature Area and walked a lap around and uh stopped by the creek, had a meditate, sit on the big ol rock and put my feet in the water.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' And how did that feel?

'''Chris:''' It was cold, but it was good. Felt alive.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' That's good to hear.

'''Chris:''' So yeah, uh among that's also a part of, aspect of reconnecting with nature.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' So... What have you been thinking about over the past week?

'''Chris:''' [''sighs''] Hard, it's hard to say off hand but just thinking about everything and of course the dimension merge, everybody and real, and, just reanalyzing the situation in myself, and present, and so on so forth. [''loud hoot'']

'''Chris:''' It's a lot of brain work.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes, I can definitely understand that.

'''Chris:''' But yeah, I mean it's- it's not as much brain work as y'know projecting myself so much and being in another universe a lot of the time. And doing all that work.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes. So, speaking of doing a lot of work, so while you were in C-197 I understand you caught up on comic book pages and uh, stuff like that. When do you think that's gonna be released?

'''Chris:''' Well considering all those books are in C-197, I'd say... post-dimension merge? In the very near future.

[''pause'']

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' So...

'''Chris:''' Because i'm still unlocking my- I'm still unlocking my powers for this universe, which will shortly- shortly enough be fully tangible and work, well to where I can barely do a show for everybody, be like hey I can do this I can do that. [''unintelligible'']

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yeah have you thought about like uploading a youtube video or something on Twitter?

'''Chris:''' Hmm, yes I have thought about it, but- but the way my powers manifest in my universe at this point? It's like they're- they're more tangible in feeling so it's like you'd have to be right here in person to feel it or you'd have to be so sensitive that you had to view it and actually see it if I were to record a video.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Well... I would know what you're doing and I'm sure other psychics out there if they watched it would be able to feel the energy coming from it so I don't really see the harm in uploading a video of you trying to manifest something.

'''Chris:''' We'll take that under consideration and think about that further.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' I'm also figuring out my other self mental blocks, so I can dispose of them and get them out of the way.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Well why don't you tell me about those?

'''Chris:''' Well, the obvious one the fact that I was born high functioning autistic, I mostly got over that.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' And how did you get over that?

'''Chris:''' Just, pretty much...

'''Lily:''' Sorry- sorry I'm late, I just got out of the shower. Uh hello?

'''Chris:''' Hey there.

'''Lily:''' Hey there Christine, sorry about that.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' We're talking about uh, kind of roadblocks in Christine's life, and how she's gotten over them.

'''Lily:''' I see ok, sorry sorry.

'''Chris:''' Well not, it's not- it's mostly various and whatnot but it's really about um, trying to think. Right here I have the term written down, it's essentially- oh yeah, essentially just trying to clear away any remaining self judgements and self criticisms...

'''Chris:''' So there's that. Anyways, just been doing- anyway to catch you up I've been doing a lot of further self-examining and uh... certain... meditating looking more into myself as opposed to outward.

'''Lily:''' Mhmm.

'''Chris:''' And I also took a nature walk today and meditated on a big ol rock, dipped my feet in the flowing river. It's cold! But it felt alive and it felt great.

'''Lily:''' That's really wonderful. I understand the uh- was this- this involved the gazebo? Is that part of your nature walk? It's kinda an interdimensional rift? Is that what it is, I'm sorry.

'''Chris:''' Well the gazebo in the backyard is uh, it's kinda- it's kinda like a beacon or a kind of a link between the two universes as well, but, in reference to earlier I was talking about today I went to a nature area.

'''Lily:''' Oh, alright.

'''Chris:''' I walked a big ol lap around there, down and up hills.

'''Lily:''' That's great, that's really great I feel like, I mean like uh, I think it's the same for you, kinda your psychic energy, spiritual energy really gets awakened when you're in these kinda nature settings.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but it's also, I've realized and learned recently that my uh, both my root and sacral chakras, they need a heavy amount of recharging, cause all my energy is just in between my third and crown and soul star chakra points. So those are like overcharged.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mhmm.

'''Chris:''' So i've taken, conscious ability to redirect energy from the higher chakra points down to the lower one, the excess energy.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' So, I saw on Twitter today that you posted about the amount of willpower it takes to manifest something in this dimension.

'''Chris:''' And it's not brainpower, it's not willpower but...

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yeah, physical power.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Do you mind telling us, like, exactly how much power that takes?

'''Chris:''' Uh... Well, you're psychics, you should know!

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' That is very true, but... sometimes it's good to hear a second opinion.

'''Chris:''' It is good to hear a second opinion, anyways. Um, anyway yeah, just, well it takes massive amounts and obviously my brain is overpowered along with all my other abilities, along with the rest of my body and everything. But it still gets very tiring.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mhmm.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' So... Lily do you have anything to ask?

'''Lily:''' Uh, sorry I'm just still kind of uh, kind of spaced out from the- just got out of the shower, was just doing my evening routine, uh let me think. Hmm.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm kinda feeling in spacing, zoning, in and out myself right now.

'''Lily:''' Very interesting, maybe it's, uh something connecting all of us in our spacing.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, the... it's definitely connected with the dimension merge or as I heard somebody else call it, um... Darn it, that word stayed there but...eh.

'''Lily:''' Yeah I definitely think it's probably like a- a mind merge, like the dimensions haven't fully merged yet but our consciousness might be uh- kinda phasing in and out of between in the dimensions.

'''Chris:''' Yeah that's what we're doing it uh...

[''pause'']

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Hmm, so...

[''pause'']

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' I'm sorry I'm like a little tired.

'''Chris:''' I'm a little tired too. I'm just... I'm trying to think of this word, but anyway yeah dimension merge, EVERYBODY who is psychic um, magic, or just at least that level- that high level sensitive, they're, i mean we all are feeling this, so yeah. And we're all in this together so everybody's at least doing their, at least a little bit, if not a massive amount. Among, the levels I've done, jeeze.

'''Lily:''' Good to know that we're not alone. Good.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. It's a shame that we can't actually show this to some- some regular mental... uh neurotypical type of person who's like, hey come on manifest something in front of us. But then it's like, I'm SO difficulty doing it in this universe.

'''Lily:''' Did you find in the um, C-197, it came- manifesting came with a lot greater ease due to the magic that was lost?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, it's a lot easier there.

'''Lily:''' Can even uh... sorry that was uh- I was gonna say could even non-magical people do it, but everyone's magical there, my bad.

'''Chris:''' Eh. I think it's uh, mostly psychics and magic types, and then also creative types who write, draw, and so forth, that have explored C-197, at least in their imaginations and whatnot. It's like in essence ___ vs. sonichu, where the- where [''unclear, timestamp 11:50''] and Courtney end up writing things into effect while they were in dimension, I mean universe N641 with essence to get out of that massive dimension merge which mistakenly did that to allllllll of the other universes, as opposed to just the two, the two neighbouring.

'''Lily:''' Right, and there's- there's an infinite number of universes, according to the multiverse and all that.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Lily:''' So is it just C-137's merging or is it every universe that's merging?

'''Chris:''' It's just, it's just 1218 and C-197.

'''Lily:''' Gotcha, I'm sorry, mixing em up. Um... So will the rest join at one time, or are these the only two that are fated to join?

'''Chris:''' Uh, most of the other pairs of universes within all the other dimensions, they have merged.

'''Lily:''' Mmm. So we're behind-

'''Chris:''' So this pair, our pair of universes here is amongst the last- amongst of the last to be.

'''Lily:''' Right. So we're kinda behind the trends, everyone else is already merging and we're behind all of them.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but in a sense it's a good thing because all the- cause like Magi-Chan and MewTwo they were able to observe into the other dimensions and universes, those that were- did merge and were able to see and witness it as it happened, what events happened that led to that eventuality in there so they could make that- so we could get that in similar effect to what we have here within this timeline between our pair of universes.

'''Lily:''' Right, right. And that'll- you know we can kinda be more prepared and not um...

'''Chris:''' That's the deal!

'''Lily:''' Repeat mistakes that maybe other, other pairs have made.

'''Chris:''' Yeah like for an obvious example, one time in a- in a distant dimension uh essentially, Sonichu Prime there uh just usurped the powers and abilities from his respective Chris-Chan and took over a Chris, that Chris-Chan's world. And that did not work out at all. And then obviously another one where that Chris-Chan was just all dark magic, dark powers as opposed to light magic and light powered and that didn't work out either.

'''Lily:''' Was that- did that Chris-Chan turn evil or just uh?

'''Chris:''' That's, yep, yeah.

'''Lily:''' Wow, have you had any- obviously not physical, but spiritual encounters with this version?

'''Chris:''' Uh, I've, yeah, I've encountered uh, just pretty much nearly all of my other self counterparts between all the other dimensions and universes and timelines. And of course I have a bunch of self counterparts in C-197.

'''Lily:''' Are you friends with any of them? I understand- no- they can't all be bad.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm friends and acquaintances and uh, you know neutral relationships on uh, with the majority of them, so we kind of have uhh, neutral to good vibes for the most part between each other, as a group.

'''Lily:''' Right.

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' Anyways, so what have y'all been feeling lately? Seeing...

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' I've been seeing a lot of energy in Virginia, and I'm pretty sure that's you. Uhh, just generally like manifesting and um, kind of bringing together, you know? And... I don't know, I remember we talked last week about relationships and um, stuff like that, has anything happened with that?

'''Chris:''' Um, yeah a bit of a- bit of progress on that um...

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Oh really?

'''Chris:''' Yeah I managed to get a little bit of a further understanding in that from uh, my further internal self exploration I still need to uh, estab... things like when I would be desired... for such satisfaction from a part... from a partner if not Magi-Chan that would manifest herself within this universe.

'''Lily:''' And you're looking for a girl, a female so not...

'''Chris:''' Well my body is yeah, but also on that note I've learned that the important key is self love. Because if i love myself the way I would want my partner to love me so I can have all that figured out then that would attract... that aspect would attract the other person. It's like uh, you're programming a magnet to, with these certain qualities to attract this type of individual and then eventually when you get all the details sorted out then [''Chris whoops'']

'''Lily:''' You know what you want it's easier to manifest it. You gotta know exactly what you're looking for, um.

'''Lily:''' So I understand um, Magi-Chan is polyamorous, in a polyamourous relationship correct?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm there uh, yeah between me, Magi-Chan, Cryzel Rosechu, Silvana Rosechu and the one and only MewTwo that was cloned in Giovanni's lab, we're all married together, the 5 of us.

'''Lily:''' It's not um, it's not those are just Magi-Chan's partners and you all share each other?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, we all share each other and uh, yeah it's a very good and it's also open relationships for any other explorations to... cause considering heavy psychic power types this particular arrangement and extradimensional at least in Cryzel's case, so yeah there's all that. So yeah it's polyamourous and I just feel like this is a good fit for me and it allows me room to still... I mean especially in this universe if not Magi-Chan finds somebody who can actually satisfy my body's physical needs so with- my realization that I need self love I managed to find within my abilities the healing energy to where I could actually instill the positive feelings of that particular type of satisfactory love upon myself so that I could make my body feel better.

'''Lily:''' Right, that's great and then the [''clears throat''] that's also great to hear about polyamourous relationship works, cause I understand that with a lot of people who are in poly relationships, uh if it's kind of you're not sharing all the partners there can be a lot of jealousy and self-resentment so that's a good way to avoid that.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Lily:''' Have you had any difficulties with that, with the uh, polyamory, or uh, I understood a lot of people need counselling, go to support groups for that, or have you been fine with it?

'''Chris:''' Uh, we've met- we've gotten along for the most part, and we've adapted- and I mean considering you're in a group, considering we're a group of psychic types pretty much, it's like we...

'''Lily:''' Much deeper connection.

'''Chris:''' We have a deeper connection yes. And we work to get a little better, you know if you look on Amazon Prime there's a kinda like a psuedo, hang on, okay there's a psuedo softcore porn documentary type of show called Polyamory, and it explores couples in polyamorous relationships, there's two seasons. I believe it aired on Cinemax or HBO but it's on Amazon Prime.

'''Lily:''' Right, OK, I might check that out, honestly- personally I'm, I suppose my psyche abilities have not developed to the point where I could be ok with the polyamourous relationship, I feel like I have too many insecurities and stuff like that, but I do suspect that once I kind of ascend further I might be able to engage in that sort of thing.

'''Chris:''' Well, at least you're interested so that's a good- so that's good.

'''Lily:''' Yeah, it's uh, I think it's very important for... Um, what's it called, you know kind of strengthening psychic bonds, you know the more love you have in your life the more powerful it becomes.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I agree.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Now, I unfortunately... will have to cut it short very soon because I have to schedule something for tomorrow, but um, is there anything else that we wanna talk about before...

'''Chris:''' Well I guess I'm mostly good for now, but yeah, both of y'all keep your, keep opening you know thoughts as much as you both see or feel over the next, over the next week until our, the next time we get together and talk.

'''Lily:''' Course, yes, that's our bad, we need to, we'll have more prepared for next time.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' I'm sorry, this was kinda uh, I was not prepared, this was not our A Game.

'''Chris:''' It's alright, it's alright I'm just, I'm somewhat on A game but I'm not totally perfect either. Whoop de doo it's all good.

'''Lily:''' Yeah cancel that. Well Christine, you have a good night.

'''Chris:''' Yeah well y'all have a good night too, take care.

|}

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[[Category:Phone calls]]

Chris Chan Psychic Chat 4

2026-06-02T20:10:00Z

Master:

'''Chris Chan Psychic Chat #4''' was the fourth chat that occurred between Chris and KwaiiSandbag.

==Call 4==
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| name = Chris Chan Psychic Chat #4
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|_VYB5_7ZfXw}}
| Stardate = 1 March 2021
| Featuring =
| previous = Chris Chan Psychic Chat #3
| next = Chris Chan Psychic Chat #5
}}

===Call 4 Selected transcriptions===
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|'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Hello.

'''Chris:''' Hello!

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Hi.

'''Lily:''' Hello.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' How are- how are you doing?

'''Lily:''' Can you hear me? Hold on.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Hello?

'''Chris:''' I can hear you.

'''Lily:''' There we go. I can hear you now. Sorry, I don’t know what was going on.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Sorry about that. Sometimes my Discord is weird. Hello.

'''Chris:''' Hey.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Um. How are you?

'''Chris:''' Well, I’m faring. I definitely could be better, but you know. Big plus today. I mean, really good birthday present.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Oh, what’d you get?

'''Chris:''' Ah. Fitbit Blaze.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Very cool.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. And it took me a little while to uh… to set it up and obviously swap out the old one. I’m giving it to a friend of mine who’s… can definitely use it. She started running recently.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mmm. I see.

'''Chris:''' Aside from that… pretty much everything has been... I came back last Wednesday about 7:30 when Sonichu and I fatedly return body swapped and I’m still resyncing with my body and having to deal with my body… and it’s been really bumming me out because it hardly… cause I was unable to get a satisfying relationship in this universe and then it’s jealous of me because while I was swapped in Sonichu’s body, I literally had sex with Magichan, Cryzel, Sylvana, even Mewtwo. So there’s all that and now it’s given me a bit of a pain in the heart like as if I’ve gotten a broken heart all over again and it’s affecting me in the heart and Solar Plexus chakra as well".

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' I know it's a little hard right now because of Covid... but have you tried going out into the world and trying to find a relationship?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I don’t have much time to look for a new relationship… since we have everything going on with the merge going on so… unless something fated happens in the near future amongst my local friends who actually I will be seeing again in the near future... Unless that happens then… more likely Magichan will be coming here and becoming fully physical. He'll be coming here to this universe - and I've been guiding him here. My body is fully into this and I'm supporting it obviously because I want him with me as well.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes. Now, tell me about these friends you keep mentioning. I’m very curious.

'''Chris:''' Uh… They are our allies at… at this company called [[Praetor]]. It's a small business. They've uh… they've been making the medallions on my behalf and we're working on getting the books and even the [[Shipfic|Shipfic Folder]] cards for Sonichu up and- up and available and printed and all that.

'''Lily:''' Oh wow. That's really cool.

'''Chris:''' So business partners and friends with a bit of psyc- with a bit of psychic powers amongst them as well. But as… as my hubby says, uh… it's good to have multiple viewpoints, so it's good to have multiple psychics and we've been trying to get to round up as many psychics in this universe as possible to, uh… help figure these things out on this- on this side of the, uh, dimension rift and all that.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mhm. Now, I have- I have a question about your time in C-197.

'''Chris:''' Okay.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Do you have any, uh, notable psychic experiences that happened? I'm- I'm a little bit curious, like, or just any experiences that are noteworthy from C-197.

'''Chris:''' Well, even though it was Sonichu's body, I had access to my abilities since I'm just- since I'm essentially the soul. I got the- I got everything within me in general so I was able to manifest that out through Sonichu’s body and hands easily enough. So I end up over the 10 months and 24 days time giving him a bit of psychic power of his own that he's been able to utilize lately that he's still getting used to and feeling pretty positive about that. So yeah just- I mean, what hasn't happened with the, uh, psychic powers over there with me?

'''7:21 timestamp'''

'''Chris:''' Why is My Little Pony [[G5]] still not freaking cancelled? It needs to be cancelled or something apocalyptic like is going to happen because with- I mean even looking at it right now with the style and the quality, its like they're remaking G3, and nobody likes- not too many people like G3. But that's just my two bolts right there.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' I've been, I've been seeing that a lot on your Twitter and your Instagram.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Lily:''' And do you think this is, is this going to affect the Dimensional Merge, the My Little Pony G5? Like, is it going to delay it? Stuff like that or are you not worried about that really?

'''Chris:''' Umm, it's a whole different perspective, it is not going to delay the merge or anything, its just- on that front. But it would just make things a bit worse, especially to everybody in Equestria and I've been there.

'''10:52 timestamp'''

'''Chris:''' So yeah... Caleb, you have psychic powers um... you’ve obviously put some thought into me and my situations recently – I mean, you could have gotten a glimpse of what’s going on I just confirmed it and told you more so... um from your perspective, what do you see in the near future for satisfying my body's need for cuddling and all that?

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Um... It’s very hazy, I would say, um... it has to be proactive. Even if you don't think you have time or feel tired. I feel like you need to make the effort and maybe then the future will become a little bit more clear. However, I definitely see you getting your needs fulfilled.

'''Lily:''' I do as well. I think, even if the merge is coming soon and it won't really matter at that point because you'll be able to get the loving and affection that you need from the merge from C-197. Uh, I think anything like even in the meantime like short, however short it may be. I think it could um, help you seek it out I guess.

'''Chris:''' Yeah... Alright well I mean, if you all foresee any other more clear details on that, please let me know. Um, but... Obviously, I've been under uhh so many ohs in that lately.

'''13:26 timestamp'''

'''Lily:''' Um Christine, there's been something that I've been wanting to ask you for a little bit, so um if you don't mind. I understand you are um, I'm not sure what you identify as, transsexual, [[transgender]], what is the term you use? I'm just trying to be respectful.

'''Chris:''' Well, I am a trans woman, I identify as female, and I am also [[bisexual]].

'''Lily:''' Okay, okay so I am also a trans woman if you couldn't tell. And um, I'm just wondering if you noticed. I noticed something like this, uh if you noticed kind of like your psychic powers and abilities awakening with you transition because I-

'''Chris:''' Especially, I've had these powers literally all of my life. Even I mean since birth and even prebirth

'''Lily:''' Oh really?

'''Chris:''' because I was literally a goddess back then and then just a whole different thing where so after the- so when the two universes were split. When the universe was split, I ended up in C-197 and uh I was like okay I wanted to get back to 1218 cause I knew I had, I knew I had a whole bunch of other things I was going to do eventually so, I turned my physical body with me into the [''unclear''] put myself into a into the into a crystal and toward myself to 1218 but without a destination crystal over there. It just didn't work out as well, but I ended up going to the chaotic rainbow of 2003 and so on and so forth and then I ended up in um Barbar- in my mother Barbara's body on back in back in back in 1981.

'''Lily:''' I see, okay I'm sorry if I was prying I just I noticed like with me. When I started transitioning my psychic powers definitely went up so, you didn't notice any change with that? With the, the transition?

'''Chris:''' Yeah it didn't really. I did not really notice a change because it was mostly just on the same level. If not slightly heightened on that.

'''Lily:''' I understand. Okay.

|}

{{KwaiiSaga}}

[[Category:Phone calls]]

Chris Chan Psychic Chat 3

2026-06-02T20:09:52Z

Master:

{{SonichuPossession}}

'''Chris Chan Psychic Chat #3''' was the third chat that occurred between Chris and KwaiiSandbag.

==Call 3==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Chris Chan Psychic Chat #3
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|MvCret3n10s}}
| Stardate = 20 February 2021
| Featuring =
| previous = Chris Chan Psychic Chat #2
| next = Chris Chan Psychic Chat #4
}}

===Call 3 transcript===
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|'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Alright, here we go. Hello?

'''Lily''': Hello?

'''Chris:''' Hey there.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Hi, how are you doing?

'''Chris:''' I'm pretty good, about y'all?

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Uh, I am wonderful. I've had a very restful weekend.

'''Lily''': I'm doing great. It's uh it's it's great to finally uh meet you Sonichu.

'''Chris:''' It's nice to be on once again. Uh, you just muted yourself there, Lily.

'''Lily''': Yeah, sorry. one second, I'll be right back.

'''Chris:''' Okay.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' So, uh how I know last night was kind of rough for you, but uh how have you been?

'''Chris:''' Well, feeling better today.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Well, that's amazing. I'm glad to hear that.

'''Chris:''' I mean, obviously I typed out what what mostly what happened earlier and uh Rosie and I we've uh spent the day also just watching whatever on YouTube and then uh we uh eventually end up on HBO Max watching a few episodes of girls.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Oh, do you like that show?

'''Chris:''' Pretty good show.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mm, I see Lily, you just unmuted yourself. Are you back?

'''Lily''': Yes, yes, sorry about that.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Oh, your audio is turned down for me. Let me just...Okay um so, do you want to talk at all about the feelings you were feeling last night?

'''Chris:''' Hm well, I feel like it's just uh it's just feelings that were going on since a few days ago when the body when the body remember realized it's never been laid or coddled or kissed properly by anyone else in mutual respect and love and consent and all that.

'''Lily''': So so you are you you Sonichu and Chris's body are are receiving the the previous memories from the body, right? Is that what you're saying?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, receiving the memories and then the present feelings of regret, feeling like this this body feels felt like it failed in uh getting that far and yet uh it literally has had sex at one time, but that was uh but that was with a hooker and fortunately that was a clean hooker that I I don't want to go into too many details. I'll spare you the TMI. But yeah, this body and Chris they've uh grown up together. They uh literally talked with so many other people and between both between both genders and in between and all that. They've been on dates, had some relationships, even a theoretical relationships against the uh trolls who were faking it. faking their interest and all that. And uh-

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' So would would that be someone like uh I I again, I started watching the [[Geno Samuel]] documentary like last week, but I really haven't made that much progress with that. Would that be someone like [[Panda]]?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, that was one of the uh theoretical exes that turned out to be a fake fat hater type.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mhm so-

'''Chris:''' So yeah. So yeah, the body was just feeling bummed out lately and I've been uh consoling it and try and talking with it, trying to count the uh blessings for it. It's been it's been very rough. I think we're making I feel like we're making progress though. Plus also I've been mostly focusing on healing and re-energizing this body which that's been which that's been succeeding very well.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' So that's great. Um, and as we end the near the end of the pandemic, um, are you since Sonichu is obviously very, very immensely powerful. Uh are you immune to Corona in that body or do will you need to get the vaccine?

'''Chris:''' Um, yeah, the guy's body is pretty much uh immune. So it'd be just like uh...kind of like I'm trying to think of the word. Uh this this this brain has trouble thinking of specific words. I mean it's heard the words before, it's said before.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Would it be redundant?

'''Chris:''' Um, well that's one word or mute point. But well anyway, well it just be an optional thing.

'''Lily''': Are we talking Sorry, uh this body or the other one in Is it I'm sorry, uh C-137?

'''Chris:''' Uh the you yep, the universe are in this one is C-197.

'''Lily''': 197, my my bad. Yeah. So are you referring to that body being immune or or this current one?

'''Chris:''' Uh, this one here in that's still Yeah, we're talking we're in universe 1218 here. This is 1218, not C-197 where merging to get the two universes are merging merging together. Everybody's coming through the dimension rift a few at a time and the events are happening and so on and so forth. But yeah, I'm talking about this body.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mhm. And what about uh would you make sure that uh Chris's uh Christine's mother Barb, would she that she receives the vaccine or is she has she already gotten it?

'''Chris:''' Um, she's going to get the vaccine at some point later on. We have her we have her signed up to receive a call for that appointment to be made with the local things later later on.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Well, that's great to hear.

'''Chris:''' But aside from that, yeah, I've been having playing more of the visions and everything's been happening. It's been coming everybody. I've also uh checked out I also checked out a few videos on YouTube recently. Apparently on finding like you know, videos that tell you the signs you're experiencing when you're when you got psychic powers or when you got or when you're approaching becoming more spiritually aware or going or ascending to your higher self higher state of self. Uh because uh Chris had already gone that far over over 10 months ago and before that before the body swamp between her and I. I was not in that state as much though I was pretty much though I had been through a whole lot with Magi-Chan and Rosie helped me out and everything. Of course, Magi-Chan being psychic and you know, chilling in his shared subspace and whatnot.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' So I have a question. So you are inhabiting Christine's body at the moment, correct

'''Chris:''' I'm Yeah, I'm the I'm the uh I'm inhabiting this body.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' So what about Magi-Chan and uh Rosechu? Are- are they inhabiting bodies or is it just their spirits?

'''Chris:''' No, Everybody in C-197 and from there has been existent alive in their own bodies as they have been chronicled. So, Rosie has has is in her body alive safe and well so as Magi-Chan and everyone else.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mhm.

'''Chris:''' Because C-197 is the universe where pretty much all the magic that's been stripped away from 1218 has ended up. As originally from from the days of King Arthur and all that, the two universes were had were already combined and they were separated by command of not only King Arthur but a bunch of other kings because they didn't want to have to deal with the dragons and shit.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mhm, I understand.

'''Chris:''' And so yeah, it's going to be like, you know, more than 500 years would pass since then and then yeah, two dimensions will be the two universes will be fated to remerge.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mhm.

'''Lily''': And and and will that uh bring what kind what kind of benefits will that bring? Will there be pros, cons? Uh...

'''Chris:''' Well, there's a lot there's definitely a lot of pros like you know, everybody's going to become everybody from 1218's going to become more magically able and whatnot and and with powers and abilities that have been dormant with them throughout the majority of their lives. And uh of course uh all the all the original creations, all the original characters and quote fictional characters will be able to uh literally meet and get together with their actual creators or just the people who discovered them through their creative processes which in which in that case was literally them accessing the other dimensions and and hanging out together and just being and vibing. And that'd be very good especially since you know, uh it's way too soon for G5 and my little pony friendship is magic because G4 is destined to have five more seasons.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mhm.

'''Chris:''' That's a whole but that's a whole different issue. I kind of veered off track a bit.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' No, don't worry about it. Um, So have you been leaving the house much in Christine's body?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I've had yeah, I've been having to go out and run errands. So uh I mean, until when I get this body into C-197 which which that's happening shortly enough, I'll be uh it's not able to totally run at mach mach speed speeds like it should have been. And I'll definitely miss that miss that one thing from being from not being in my body. Of course, higher up than that, miss being together with uh Rosie in the same universe. Which but that's mostly resolved because you know, she's been hanging out with me here but I mean it's just like you know, so near yet so far in the exact same spot but where the- we got like this whole this this dimension curtain between us, which only makes her partly visible.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' I believe you called it an iron curtain last time.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, iron curtain.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mhm.

'''Lily''': And and you are uh you're able to communicate across the iron curtain which many people cannot do. I understand that.

'''Chris:''' Yes, and yet a lot of creators and artists and whatnot, they literally do communicate through the iron curtain but it's like they only address it but so much or otherwise they don't address it at all. And they think it's and a lot of people and to them unless they're really spiritually awakened and they know the truth, then it's like, oh if I address the original characters that I've been creating and chronicling about over the years, I people are going to call me crazy and shit but you know, the obvious the obvious fact is it's not crazy, they're not crazy.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Well, to the people who have called you crazy in the past, like if you could stand face-to-face with them now, what would you tell them?

'''Chris:''' I'd tell them you're scared Christine's soul, your devil in you is telling is really scared of her and y'all are just trying to disrespect me and disrespect her. So, not cool, man. We're not crazy. You the crazy one.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' I see. So now that I'm so oh, oh, um, so last week you couldn't quite get the physical manifestation thing going. How how is your progress been coming with that? Have you been able to manifest anything physical yet?

'''Chris:''' It's making greater progress of which uh in in regard to the body remembering and realizing obviously what it felt and what it feels like it still needs. It's we're uh working on guiding Magi-Chan from C-197 to 1218. So him so he and this body get together and uh along which they would actually literally cuddle and all that because you know, Chris is married to Magi-Chan.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Uh huh, Now, I- I don't know your personal life. Was there a wedding?

'''Chris:''' Yes, there was a wedding and uh she's probably she's actually polyamorous. She's got uh kind of Magi-Chan, she has four spouses. There's Magi-Chan and then there's Cryzel Rosechu and then Sylvana Rosechu and then the one and only Mewtwo that was literally cloned in Team Rocket's laboratory.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yeah, Okay. And you were talking also about your your gateway that is in the Gazebo. How is that coming along?

'''Chris:''' I'm letting that progress as is. I'll be I'll be definitely making them participating event with the Gazebo tomorrow because that's that's going to be like you know, clear time of day w-weather it's going to be perfect. I mean we've had snow that's kind of prevented me from being able to do it sooner. I mean, shoot, fifth snowstorm on the East Coast within four weeks time.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mhm. Now, I-

'''Lily''': I- I said I said something's greater is at play with the uh with the snow. I don't think it's just kind of a weather. I think it might be like a sign of the what's to come, you know?

'''Chris:''' Obviously, yes, it's it's definitely one of the dimension merge events. You definitely got that right on.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Now, I- I have a question. So I know that uh there are still a lot of trolls and haters out there. Some good, some bad, but um have you thought about uh putting out like content like- like updates on like C-197 and uh I forget the other dimensions exact digits but uh like making like a [[TikTok]] account or uploading YouTube videos like talking about um...

'''Chris:''' Yes, but yes, but that would be very complicated especially considering how- how heavy into this and how much of a conduit this body is. So, it's just not easy to be one to make not make constant updates.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Well, they don't have to be constant.

'''Chris:''' And everybody in this universe what's happening in now in C-197 but also other universes and other timelines. Because among which especially in other timelines, I mean, it's nice to tell the majority of people should not know. It's- it's like that thing in the Bible where nobody is supposed to know the exact hour of Jesus Christ's return. It's the same with the dimension merge is fully complete. Nobody's going to know the exact hour when that happens.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Well, you you...

'''Chris:''' All we can do is just see the signs along the way and yet, you know, most the majority of which are going to be blind to it. So, whoop do well. You are unless- unless they're spiritually awakened or as advanced as uh this body and Chris are. So, there's that.

'''Lily''': Mhm and and and um I know so your- your power like level spiritually and physically is much higher than a lot of the trolls. So is there any kind of force or rival or anything like that that could try to stop uh what is to come with the merge or are you are you not worried about that?

'''Chris:''' Um yeah, there's a lot of forces that are trying that are wanting to- to prevent the merge from happening, but they're be but it's But it's like a lot less than 40% as opposed to the 60% that want the merge to happen. So, it's So it's fated to happen regardless. So whether you like it or not, it's going to happen.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mhm.

'''Lily''': Okay.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Now, you said that and of course, it's in the Bible, it's pretty well known. Nobody's supposed to exactly know the time where Jesus is supposed to come back, but you in your semi- infinite knowledge, do you know?

'''Chris:''' Uh, we have general ideas because this brain has literally foreseen into the future a whole bunch of times and as well and as Magi-Chan and Mewtwo and like consultants and that and so on and so forth, remembering all that, getting the new visions and updates and as the timeline progresses and closer coming closer to the actual event. So, we have like so it's like we have a general bunch of ideas or theories of when the exact hour is, but the but the the obvious deal is we shouldn't we are not to go public with said details because

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Well, this isn't public.

'''Lily''': Mhm.

'''Chris:''' Well, I mean even even right now I can't really-

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yeah, I understand

'''Lily''': Yeah, yeah that's fine

'''Chris:''' Say because I mean, yeah, it could be it could literally be on the 24th, it could be next month or whatever, but yeah, like I said, it's just nope, I can't say the exact hour.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah.

'''Chris:''' But I'm optimistic for it happening sooner at this point.

'''Lily''': And is the return of Christ uh related to the merge? Are they going to happen at the same time whenever they do happen or is one going to happen before the other?

'''Chris:''' Uh, wait I didn't understand that question.

'''Lily''': Oh sorry, is- is the return of is like Jesus coming back is that uh connected to the Dimensional Merge are they going- are they supposed to happen at the same time?

'''Chris:''' Oh, actually yeah, that's part of it because everything magical has been mostly dominantly existent in C-197 as opposed to 1218, but yet obviously those that are spiritually enlightened are in this universe are able to actually see into C-197 and vice versa into 1218. So, people have literally seen Jesus Christ and uh all the other deities. So that has happened.

'''Lily''': Mhm.

'''Chris:''' So, I mean, since it's not just uh them though, but we also have like, you know, the CPU goddesses if you played the Hyperdimension Neptunia series. Uh if you know about them. Of course, uh Chris is one of them. She's the goddess of the Commodore consoles.

'''Lily''': Uh and I apologize if my questions are kind of um uh low level uh lower level than you. I'm- I'm kind of uh Caleb's apprentice, you know, studying under him just trying to learn the spiritual ways and harness my my kind of like powers. But uh yeah.

'''Chris:''' That's understandable. So, what's your what's your next question?

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' So, I have been kind of doing some research on Christine and so have you had any contact with any harmful trolls lately?

'''Chris:''' Not within not since we uh finished up uh the faded event with having to do with uh well, he named himself Mr. Von, but he really he's uh guy named Daniel who works at a vineyard here in Virginia. But I mean, obviously, we knew that this was an obvious thing, but he decided to play a hand. He uh had literally come up to the house and he left uh a kind gift of a bottle of wine, a jar of pickles and a bag of gummy shark candy. So, so going along with Mewtwo's instructions at the time, this was like uh a couple this was like about a couple of months ago. So yeah, we played along with uh with uh Danny Boy there and uh just went along to see where where it went and then eventually, we found we found him out and got his additional details. So, we ratted him out, give him the give him a taste of his own medicine, and finally making an example of him to all the other haters and bad people. If you mess with us, you you you don't mess with us because we know about you.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mhm.

'''Chris:''' Sort of thing.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' And now, I'm- I'm kind of going away from that now. Uh this is kind of a non-sequitur. Um have you ever tried experimenting with psychedelics to try and harness more psychic ability?

'''Chris:''' Oh, so you mean like uh you mean like going on like weed or any type of drugs of that sort of thing?

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Uh sure. I was thinking something a little stronger than traditional cannabis and THC, like something more akin to like mushrooms.

'''Chris:''' Well, the majority of her life, she has not, and she definitely does not smoke cigarettes either. She does not care to, she never wants to. Though she has drank alcohol and she has a really high tolerance. She stays very lucid. I mean, you can get her really drunk and she'll stay lucid and remember everything afterwards and no hangover the next day.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mhm. But what about-

'''Chris:''' But yeah, she's she's partaken in a bit of weed with a few friends one time with a kind of a yellow bit, but she also remained lucid through that.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mhm.

'''Chris:''' So, so that was the that was a failed experiment we uh we encouraged her to participate in. So that was a that was a good moment there when she had her three friends there at the time but uh they were kind of trollish but she while she was genuine and they felt they felt like, oh, she's too pure. We don't really want to mess with her anymore. So they they split the scene, so to speak.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mhm.

'''Chris:''' But yeah, she's she's partaken in that, but it's not a constant thing and she's she's been on an anxiety type of prescription for the majority of her life. But it's not-

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Do you know what that's do you know what that's called?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but yeah, but the uh that pill does not have anything to do with her psychic powers. She's had them even before that's before that started, but originally it was Paxil, but then when she when she became an age, she it changed to Paroxetine, and then and then like about a year ago or so when Barbara found there was an additional side effect to Paroxetine that uh would have been very bad. She talked with her she talked with her doctor and uh then she got switched over to fluoxetine.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Have you ever tried taking like Lexapro for anxiety and stress?

'''Chris:''' She has not.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Of all of the patients that I've seen who've dealt with anxiety and me helping to like find the root of trauma. Uh usually going on Lexapro helps a significant amount.

'''Chris:''' Well, obviously obviously the doctors she had seen throughout her life have not heard or thought of that. So...

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' I mean, sometimes it happens. Now, uh I actually have to uh get going in a second. Um I have a I have another appointment, so we might want to wrap up here if uh.

'''Chris:''' That's a shame. So, Lily, did you say you had another question or thought?

'''Lily''': Um Sorry, I've just been listening and trying to, you know, learn and learn from, you know, the I guess uh I can't think of a better word, the big kids, you know, um because you guys are clearly on a uh a higher spiritual level. I mean, my cat just like uh came up to me because I think she can sense the the spiritual energy in this uh this conversation because I- I you you I believe you have cats. I think you know that they can like uh see ghosts and like spirits and stuff like that.

'''Chris:''' Yes, it's true. I mean, yeah, we have cats inside and outside the house, so obviously.

'''Lily''': I don't I don't think I have another question. Caleb, do you have uh anything? I I will try to come up with some for next time. I'm I'm very honored to have been in this conversation though.

'''Chris:''': Well, you can just uh message me anytime and uh I'll answer them for you.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yeah. Um, so I have to unfortunately I have a a 9:30 appointment, but uh, and I like to take breaks in between. But, uh, it's been really great talking to you again and I will, I will be in touch to set up our next appointment.

'''Chris:''' All right, cool. Well, thank y'all for uh talking with me and uh I'll talk to I'll talk with y'all again next time and like I said, message me any questions, I'll uh answer them.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' All right. See you.

'''Lily''': Absolutely. Thank you so much. Bye.

'''Chris:''' Bye now.

|}

{{KwaiiSaga}}

[[Category:Phone calls]]

Chris Chan Psychic Chat 2

2026-06-02T20:09:43Z

Master:

{{SonichuPossession}}

'''Chris Chan Psychic Chat #2''' was the second chat that occurred between Chris and [[KwaiiSandbag]].

==The Call==
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| Stardate = 14 February 2021
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| previous = Chris Chan Psychic Chat #1
| next = Chris Chan Psychic Chat #3
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===Call 2 transcript===
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| '''KwaiiSandbag:''' C'mon, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up. Can see you online... bruh.

[''Chris picks up the call'']

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Hello?

'''Chris:''' Hey.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Hey, how are you doin'?

'''Chris:''' Doin' alright, how about you?

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Umm, I'm good.

'''Chris:''' [''sigh''] So, I feel- I feel like I have energy, and uh- uh, and I can do this tonight, so...

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' That's great.

'''Chris:''' So we'll do the meditate session and- like we did last time, essept hopefully I'll find out some more answers about the powers and abilities that I can do from this thing that can be manifested on this side of the iron curtain, in this universe.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mhm. [''pause''] Sooo, let's start again like last time; let's dim the lights.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, the li- yep, I turned the lamp off.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Great. [''pause''] Okay, so let's start with some deep breathing... in through the nose, out through the mouth. [''pause''] Now, what is it, exactly, that we're trying to see here?

'''Chris:''' Well... obviously these hands are able to do- a whole number of things, they can ashully hea- help heal others.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' How so?

'''Chris:''' I can put my hand- I can put my hand on somebody- the shoulder of somebody who's feeling pain, and I can ta- I can make- I can take the pain. But they're not feeling it, but them I feel- but this body feels a mild amount of that pain. I can also manifest objects with these hands, at least on the C-197 side of the Iron Curtain. Including including like but not limited to like, you know, just your typical fruits and apples and whatever else we need. Also, I can manifest universe and dimensional portals.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mhm. I believe you said something about that last time.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, that was just uh scratching the surface of what I said last time. But it's like I want to dig a little deeper and further.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Of course. So, we're trying to get in touch with the other dimensions, is that what I'm hearing?

'''Chris:''' Among which and definitely see about how I can get things to manifest here in this universe. So then obviously then I could bridge the dimension rift so I can get this so I can get this body to CWCville.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Oh, so you want to get your physical body into a different dimension

'''Chris:''' Yeah, different dimension or universe within that dimension, yeah.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mhm so, I think this call is for a very sacred ritual.

'''Chris:''' Do tell.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Um, let me pull out a book here that a teacher gave to me. [''pause''] So, with this ritual, you will be able to start manifesting physical beings or physical things in the other dimension.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. In other dimensions, yeah, that's- that's already possible, but I'm talking about in this dimension.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' So, you want to be able to conjure physical beings in this dimension.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, at least to bring them from the other dimension as well. As part of things are already shifting between- between the between dimensions as I have been sensing a whole bunch of lately.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' I see. I see. This is all making sense to me, of course. Um, So obviously we are not face-to-face, but let me, let me astral project over to where your physical being is so we can be spiritually in the same place.

'''Chris:''' Right, Rosie's here with me but uh Chris is not she's with Magi-Chan and Cryzel and Sylvana at the time. They've been spending Valentine's Day together.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' That's nice, now let me focus for a second and I will let you know when I'm in your presence or you can tell me when you think I'm in your presence.

'''Chris:''' You're phasing in.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Already?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Hm, [''pause''] okay I'm sitting exactly where I sat last time at the foot of the bed.

'''Chris:''' Yo. I see you.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Okay. Now, I'm reaching out towards you. [''pause''] Do you accept?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I just grabbed your hand.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Great, now this may not work on the first try, but I am trying to transfer some of my metaphysical energy into you to help you grow stronger because I can always manifest a little bit more. So, let me try and send over some positive energy and help you conjure physical beings from another dimension in this dimension.

'''Chris:''' I feel it.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' You do?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, just pretty much you're saying it as you said it, you started you started pulsating that energy into here.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' You can feel the energy flowing through your body.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' You feel more powerful.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' That's good. That's exactly what we want.

'''Chris:''' I'm rather focused. I- I got my left hand open, hoping to manifest an apple from C-197 to here.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Well, why don't we try something a little smaller than an apple at first?

'''Chris:''' Oh. [''pause''] What? Like a ping pong ball or a candy bar?

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Sure.

'''Chris:''' All right, I'm going to go for a ping pong ball.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Let me know if you can conjure it.

'''Chris:''' On the C-197 side, I can definitely see it in the hand. Though, I think I might be accidentally manifesting a golf ball instead of a ping pong ball because it feels heavier and I feel the dimples.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' But you can feel it in your hand?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Can you see it?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I can see it. It's like I said though, it's on the C-197 side, but yeah, got to be tangible here in this universe. So obviously I can only partly see it.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mhm. [''pause''] Now, pay attention to me when I try and conjure something from I don't know. Let's just a random dimension. I don't even need to say what it is. Uh something small like a- a coin. See, I'm pulling it out of one hand and into the other. Can you see it in my hand now?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' It's as easy as that. You just got to really feel it. [''pause''] And it's okay if you don't get it on the first try. I didn't either.

'''Chris:''' Frustration is just been it's been trial and error here. But yeah, I'm holding out the left hand I'm holding out the left hand. You're- are you seeing the golf ball in it?

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Um, I'm starting to see the outline. Can you see the outline?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' And you can feel it?

'''Chris:''' Yes. [''pause''] I'm concentrating hard what are you seeing?

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' I'm seeing- I see the golf ball in its full presence. Try and close your hand around it [''pause''] did it work?

'''Chris:''' Still, only only mainly tangible on the C-197 side. Not here in this universe

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mm, well maybe because it is still Christine's physical body. All of the powers haven't transferred over from the C-197 side.

'''Chris:''' The thing is though, this body is literally like three quarters into C-197, but still one quarter here, because considering it's its species is literally half human and half Sonichu.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mhm [''pause''] if you want to try this for a little bit on your own, I think that that could be beneficial, but I have some news otherwise.

'''Chris:''' All right, I'll just try that. I'll just try that again on free time. So, what news do you have?

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' So, I've been speaking to uh a community of psychics that I'm close with and we are trying to find a time that would work where we could all help you.

'''Chris:''' Oh, yes.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Um so a friend of mine named [[Lily]]. [''pause''] And a few others, um, have agreed that we would like to help you with your cause because it's such a unique case.

'''Chris:''' And plus y'all sense it too.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Um, we feel that a large group meditation where we all try and channel our spiritual power, um, can be very, very, very beneficial.

'''Chris:''' I hear that.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' And I don't know when this would be because construction is starting in my house. I would probably have to Um it would probably have to be after, but.

'''Chris:''' Obviously.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes, cuz once all the power tools and all the sawdust and stuff starts, it's going to be hard for me to concentrate, but yes, we um, we are very, very willing to help you all- all of us.

'''Chris:''' Yes, I'm very grateful. [''pause''] Well, you know, in the meantime, while your house is under construction, I can talk with your friends as well.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Um, yeah. Why don't, um I can make a discord group chat with all those who- who uh want to help.

'''Chris:''' Cool.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Give me a one second. So, and of course, uh we would be very, very grateful if you wouldn't publish any of our like real names or personal information.

'''Chris:''' Right. This is all strictly confidential. Nothing goes public.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Right, of course. So, I'm waiting to hear back from a few more people and once I find out exactly how many of us uh will be participating. I will create the group chat.

'''Chris:''' Awesome. For now though, the also the body's been flashing its aura quite a bit and trying to get its power out and manifest manifesting or dimensionally shifting. Have you been feeling that?

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes. [''pause''] I have been feeling it.

'''Chris:''' What is your impression of that?

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' I think that you are very clearly showing off your power and sometimes it's best to uh take a more restrained approach.

'''Chris:''' Tend to agree, but that was like a body, the body was impulsively or instinctively doing that.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mhm.

'''Chris:''' Alot things this body does involuntary, like, you know, 24/7, 365 plus 1, I'm it's constantly in meditate.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes.

'''Chris:''' Me so for me to actually meditate is just to go to an directly into a deeper meditative state.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mhm, So I'm also sensing tension right now.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' I sense the spirit of another in the room.

'''Chris:''' Oh, Rosie's in here with me.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' No, someone who has passed on. Someone close to you. He's uh, he has gray hair. Um, it it might be your father.

'''Chris:''' Well, Mr. C is not here right now. You might be talking about Merlin the magician because uh he and Chris had a thing going on back in the medieval days and we literally have his soul in this body with the 568.6 million other souls and entities that are stored within the conduit portion of this body.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mhm.

'''Chris:''' If you're sensing another soul, a cat just entered.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Oh, yeah.

'''Chris:''' But yeah, Merlin's been Merlin's Merlin came on, he's uh very helpful and more participating lately.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' What was that uh sound just now?

'''Chris:''' The what?

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Uh there was a there was a sound like something rubbed up against the phone or the microphone of the computer.

'''Chris:''' Oh, the cat. The cat just rubbed itself against the iPad.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mmm.

'''Chris:''' Sylvia, Funny cat.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Now, I also I did a little bit of uh research, um, about you because I wanted to get be more acquainted with like personal details. And I stumbled across um a a quite lengthy documentary on YouTube.

'''Chris:''' Uh, probably Geno Samuel's documentary. So he just made episode 51.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Have you watched all of it?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm caught Yeah. Chris and I are caught up with the series.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Do- do you like it?

'''Chris:''' Uh, for the most part. Just not kind of the uh NSFW parts and the totally personal part, but then again of course, uh that Christine was the only one, is the only one to blame for actually putting all that out there by herself.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mm, yes.

'''Chris:''' That that's a whole different kettle of fish from a long time ago in the universe right right here. I made a little joke.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mhm. Now, I also he mentioned a website called the CWCki.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Um are you at all involved with that site or is it just like as you called them trolls or- or I guess as Christine called them trolls.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but trolls is more of a neutral term at this point because there are good trolls as well as bad trolls. So, but it's mostly it's mostly run by good trolls who also call themselves Christorians because they're doing the best to chronical as much about her as possible.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes. So what- what do you call what constitutes a good troll?

'''Chris:''' Um, I'd say well, essentially good or neutral intentions towards uh the benefits of others. And of course, what constitutes a bad or hater troll is those that are constantly bullying others for the sake of bullying or the hating on others for the sake of hatred. Freaking Fetishist.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' So, I- I would so you would call someone like Blue Spike or Clyde Cash uh a hateful troll.

'''Chris:''' Yes, very much.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' And what about uh someone like, I don't know. Uh, I haven't really gotten that far into the series. I'm only like 20 episodes in, but someone like Megan from the Game Place days.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, Megan Schroeder. She uh, she was she was neutral. And still pretty much neutral.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Have you talked to her at all recently?

'''Chris:''' Uh, ne, none of us have been able to talk to her recently personally. Not yet. Not since uh Chris was kicked out the Game and Hobby place in April 2008.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mhm, now, from what I understand, Christine's birthday is coming up as well.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, it's on the 24th.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Um, and like we said last time, you think that Christine might reinhabit um the her physical body and Sonichu you might go back to her other body on that day.

'''Chris:''' Uh on or around that day, but at least by hopefully, prayerfully by then, we'll have the faded events will have me in this body in C-197 and in CWCville. So then yeah, the reverse body swap.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' I see.

'''Chris:''' Because obviously, the obvious events need to happen before the reverse swap happens.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Now, do you think Christine will want to tell her story of living in C-197 uh maybe in the form of new comic pages?

'''Chris:''' Um Yes, and yes, and she will talk about it as well in videos. Unfortunately, uh since she's been in my body, she's been able to actually draw a whole bunch of new books and books and what and tell more stories that have actually happened in C-197 that were in- in fill in the plot holes and then and then some. And so she's been really, really, she had become really, really busy and doing it at speed of light with my body. So, that's good. Unfortunately, those books right now are only are pretty much only available in C-197, but hopefully, obviously, once the merge happens, they'll be available to get to everybody all around and in this universe as well because the two universes would have been remerged.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mhm, so uh Christine when she comes back um will have a lot more comic pages to publish.

'''Chris:''' Pretty much, yeah.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' That's exciting.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I mean, I would have done a bunch of drawing and writing on her behalf during the months I wasn't here, but I wasn't sure about uh so many factors including like, you know, she she writes and draws something and it tends and it tends to go into fact happening in one, the other or both of our universes.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mhm.

'''Chris:''' So there was kind of like caution within that. And then secondarily because you know, it's me, Sonichu Prime, not her, and this is her work and everything. I would just feel like I would be further going into a bit of imposter syndrome.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes. Well, I also took a- a second to browse the CWCki and they think uh you Christine are uh or I guess you Sonichu are really just Christine suffering from imposter syndrome.

'''Chris:''' No, we literally did swap bodies and this happened on March 31st. I mean, the only way you could have really verified this for yourselves is if you had been there and you could just I mean, literally happened. My soul left my body and her soul left her body and we were right next to each other in the bed and we just entered entered the other body. Literally.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' But I thought Sonichu was in the C-197 dimension?

'''Chris:''' I was before uh the body swap last March.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Well, then how would you be in in the bed next to each other?

'''Chris:''' It's like being near yet so far. I mean, So, same exact location, the house's counterpart, so to speak. And I can lay down next to her on the bed. But obviously, I was I was still in C-197 and she was still here at 1218. It's the same thing as me and Rosie right now.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Mhm.

'''Chris:''' Cuz you know, she's right here on the bed with me.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes.

'''Chris:''' And then we also have Merlin nearby. Just thinking and plotting and everything to for other ideas that we can figure out magically because I mean, the long story short of what happened long ago, uh King Arthur and a bunch of kings were like they want to banish the dragons and everybody and it except essentially exiling the majority of magic. So, uh between Merlin and two other magicians, they uh cast a ritual that separated that separated the one universe into the two universes, which makes which are 1218 and C197 with the dimension rift in between them. And that happened like uh in the in the around the early 1400s, late 1300s. And they obviously the eventuality of that would be the two universes would be merged back together.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Which where we're at right now.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Okay, is there anything you would like to tell me before we finish up?

'''Chris:''' Uh, I like the uh ritual you were going out from your book. Maybe if you could send me details about that ritual about going from one going from one universe to the other, I- I could I could read up on that myself.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Well, actually, I can't I I made a promise to the teach to my teacher that I would never disclose the information uh I I'm sorry.

'''Chris:''' The inc- uh disclose the information in the book?

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yeah, I can't like-

'''Chris:''' All right, but there's more than one copy of that book, right?

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Actually, no.

'''Chris:''' Wait. All right, well maybe you could find something that's related, that's equivalent to that online and then you could share that information with me.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Uh, I'll do my best.

'''Chris:''' Okay, all right.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Anything else?

'''Chris:''' Um, I look forward to uh talking with everybody else in the in the psychic group and hopefully we'll get some get something going on soon enough in the in the group chat.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' All right. You can send me you can send me the uh invite to the new Discord server through Instagram or here on Discord.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Okay, sure. I- I would probably just make like a direct message group chat.

'''Chris:''' Cool.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' Right, well, I guess I'll let you go then. Thanks for your help.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Of course. Have a great night and then I will talk to you later.

'''Chris:''' All right. You too. Take care. Good night.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Good night.

|}

{{KwaiiSaga}}

[[Category:Phone calls]]

Chris Chan Psychic Chat 1

2026-06-02T20:09:33Z

Master:

{{SonichuPossession}}

'''Chris Chan Psychic Chat #1''' was the first chat that occurred between Chris and KwaiiSandbag.

==Call 1==
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| name = Chris Chan Psychic Chat #1
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|vyommm9EBFI}}
| Stardate = 10 February 2021
| Featuring =
| previous = N/A
| next = Chris Chan Psychic Chat #2
}}
===Call 1 transcript===
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| '''KwaiiSandbag:''' Hello?

'''Chris:''' Hello? Hello?

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Hi, it's nice to finally hear you.

'''Chris:''' It's nice to hear you too, so yeah, how you doing Cabel?

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Uh, Caleb.

'''Chris:''' Caleb, brain went somewhere else.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Nah, don't worry about it, people mess it up all the time.

'''Chris:''' [''Sigh'']

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' So, how can I help you?

'''Chris:''' Eh, well, I'm trying to figure out answers to many questions like, you know, this body has a great amount of superpowers and overpowers and I've been meditating on everything and it's been meaning this body is destined to go literally physically fully safely hopefully into [[Dimensions#C-197|our sister dimension]] which has all... all the [[OC|OCs and FCs]], original characters, fictional characters including those the likes of Sonichu, Superman, Donald Duck, Iron Man, so on and so forth.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes, um, so I think what would be very beneficial is if we did a meditation session together.

'''Chris:''' Okay.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' So i want you to, um, turn off the lights.

'''Chris:''' Turn off the lights?

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes, um, cause we need to hone in on the spiritual energy.

'''Chris:''' Alright, well I'll turn off the lamp no problem, a moment.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' If you have a scented candle now would be a really good time to light it.

'''Chris:''' Well i don't have a scented candle.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' It's OK we can... we can manage without it.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' So what I really want you to focus on is channeling your inner strengths.

'''Chris:''' Right.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' And I want you to... from what I understand from your Twitter you have swapped consciousnesses basically with Sonichu from the comics?

'''Chris:''' Uh Yeah, actually it's still... you're talking with Sonichu Prime here, yeah Chris has been in my body I've been taking care
of this body for well over 10 months now

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' And I believe this had something to do with the cancellation of [[BABSCon]], is that correct?

'''Chris:''' Uh, partially yeah. It's a whole long story I'm not sure how to shorten it out and summarize it.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Well it's okay you don't need to explain anything to me. So what we need to do is... I'm assuming you have been in contact with Chris then, right?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, in fact yeah, in fact I mean shoot 2197 which is the universe in question that's our sister dimension... everybody who lives, exists there is really right beside us, they're not ghosts or alive and well there, so it's like you know Chris can literally be... i mean she's still my body but she can just come right up and hang out with me but obviously the dimension divide between the two universes is what separates the two of us from being fully... can... fully... same universe or same dimension tangible with each other.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes.

'''Chris:''' Yes, so it's like when... thanks to the power of this body I can literally see beyond what we call the iron curtain and uh see most everybody within the local vicinity and I got psychic powers so I can just feel all around and analyze who or what is around me and everywhere else and then this brain is linked not only with the Earth but pretty much the entire universe... entire galaxies and universes between the two of us.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes, so I can sense just by talking to you just by talking to you you're a very very powerful psychic, and I'm very curious cause I've never really met anybody who has similar abilities to me. What... can you... can you read anything off of me right now?

'''Chris:''' First, well first off I can definitely further confirm that you sound like you're in your late teens or early twenties.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' That is... that is correct.

'''Chris:''' And, you are... you sound very curious and intrigued with the uh answers you found in what you had foreseen recently within your recent visions and that what you hope... what you will get from us from what we're talking about and what we meditate on and discuss tonight.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes, so usually my sessions go for anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour. Now if we're doing a meditation it will probably be closer to an hour, is this ok with you?

'''Chris:''' That's, that's cool.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' OK great, so you turn off your lamp correct?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna light an incense, to bring out kinda spiritual energies you know? And I'm gonna start kind of trying to get a feel for... you live in Virginia correct?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, in Ruckersville.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes, so I am going to kind of hone in on your physical being and try and contact your... cause I personally am... is there any way like without meditating I could talk to Chris? Or would I have to meditate into the spiritual plane?

'''Chris:''' Well you're pretty much astral projecting into another... into the different... into the neighboring universe, it's not into the spiritual plane but you would be... but... [''sighs''] it's tough to explain.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' No no no no no I've encountered stuff like this before.

'''Chris:''' Hmm I'd say that at the present time, yeah ... you'd pretty much would have to be at least on the spiritual plane to talk with her.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' So... I'm currently sitting on my uh... my... a yoga mat which is really good for meditation, um are you sitting somewhere comfortable?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm sitting on the bed in the downstairs bedroom and um I have my ... I have my lovely wife Rosie Rosechu next to me and then the... and then the Chris in my body is sitting on the bed as well on one corner.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Ah, okay cool. So what I'm gonna do is I'm going to project myself into Virginia, into Ruckersville.

'''Chris:''' Ok, you wanna specify on [[14 Branchland Court]], there's a [[gazebo]] in the backyard that we believe is a dimensional vortex that we're still working on developing, but this essentially this house is a temple.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes, I see, i can see it now, it's very um, I can see there's there's there's cars out front. I can see... you're... it's your mother is in the house.

'''Chris:''' Chris's mother is in the house.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Right, Chris's mother. Is she well?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, she's in her late seventies, but she's healthy alive and well.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Well that's phenomenal, it's always great to hear about people doing well. So now I can see you, Sonichu, I can see you, I can see uhh Amy Rosechu and I can see... woah! Chris is very very powerful, I can... I can see him!

'''Chris:''':Well, her really.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Her, sorry about that I can see her. I can see her, she's sitting right on the bed next to you.

'''Chris:''' Yup, that's right.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Woah, this is, wow, looking at her.

'''Chris:''' [''unintelligible'']

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Ok, can you see me? Can you see my spirit?

'''Chris:''' I definitely sense you, I believe you are in the room with us, you're at the foot of the bed.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes, that's where I am.

'''Chris:''' Yep.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Ok, now let's begin. Breathe in very deeply... and breathe out.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Breath in... breathe out.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Breath in... and breathe out. I'm starting to see a picture, I can see Chris... I can see Christine, she has a job. She has income, she can spend it on whatever she wants. I see a world without disease, and I see... counselling of some sort.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' I can see pets, do you have pets?

'''Chris:''' Two dogs and a buncha cats. 3 of them inside presently.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Are there some out?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, most of 'em are outside cats.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' I see.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Let's keep on focusing and channeling the spiritual energy.

'''Chris:''' Uh but, in any case you are mostly right, although Christine's profession is that she's literally a goddess, see she is the CPU of the Commodore consoles and the nation of CWCVille, with the city of the same name within that, and that's all within the state of Virginia.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' I see...

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' I've... I've never heard of this place before but it might mean something to you... [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square]]?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, that's shopping mall in Charlottesville

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' And the name [[Michael Snyder|Michael]].

'''Chris:''' Michael Snyder, yep. Uh, he that was a short... long story short... came into my place, Chris used to [[The GAMe PLACe|go there]] for Pokemon trading card games like Yu-Gi-Oh! and there were [[The_GAMe_PLACe#The_Charlottesville_Incident|a bunch of disconcerns [''sic''] and disagreements between Snyder and Chris]], so eventually he banned her and then there was the [''unintelligible''] and trespassing notices and yah de yah de ya wait for her to come back so a trap was set and then jail and then those lawsuits, and that didn't end well for either of... for any party within that.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' I see. What do I see? I can't really make it out.

'''Chris:''' What?

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Do you sense the trouble? That i'm feeling?

'''Chris:''' Sense something.

'''Chris:''' Discerning [''sic''] wave in the air i think

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' I sense wasted potential.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' I don't know who it is... what the vision is referring to but I feel that there is something that we're missing.

'''Chris:''': You see wasted potential? Umm yeah I would definitely agree partially to that because on this body because it's pretty much stuck here within this universe which is pretty much limited on magic and by the way this is called universe 1218, this is universe 1218 that we live in, and yeah C-197 is our sister. Obviously the abilities and powers of this body are much more heightened and fully at the max in C-197 but on 1218 it's rather limited so yeah, it's got lots and lots potential, we're... we've been wanting to bring it out and make it fully tangible in 1218 so then we can at the very least be able to manifest the path between the two universes and get this body to CWCVille.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes. This is troubling indeed. I sense a great divide or a merge.

'''Chris:''': Yes, the dimension merge. Cause you see, previously before medieval... before King Arthur decreed that uh... that wanted all magic removed from the universe, the uh C-197 and 8... 1218 were the same universe but then Merlin, 2 other magicians uh sep... were ordered to separate the two, and uh this... the recombining of those two universes, the magic and everything, would come back and it would be one universe again. I learned about this recently in... bunches of meditation and looking into Chris's past life.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' And what was Chris's past life?

'''Chris:''': Well, long story short, back in uh... back shortly after the big bang, she was a resident of the planet [[Kidasuna]] within the Andromeda System, she was a princess and she was exiled, got transferred from over there to Earth, and uh, while she was still the same universe she ended up having powers that were well above anybody else that were in the norm at the time, and this was shortly after the meteor hit and made the dinosaurs extinct. And she was essentially immortal, so she ended up also making friends with the deities along the way and eventually she met Merlin during medieval times and then after... yeah after Merlin split the two universes. Eventually Chris changed the composition of her body and put herself into crystal and shot herself from within... later that year and went throughout various far reaches of space times and universes, and ended up also going through... flying herself to far chaotic rainbow of 2197 in 2003 thus giving her her Sonichu form and electrical resistance and fur and better abilities on that and then eventually going back in time to 1218 and [[Chris's_birthday#.22Christian_Love_Day.22|then being born in 1982]]. Her birthday's on February 24th.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Well happy early birthday!

'''Chris:''' Thanks.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' So, I'm sensing, so we've been talking for about 15 minutes, usually my meditation sessions take a lot longer to get underway, but for some reason I think it's because we're both very strong in the way of, you know, psychic ability. I think it took us a lot shorter of a time to actually manifest our power, so I don't think it's gonna be a whole hour, I think maybe another 5 minutes shall suffice for now, at least.

'''Chris:''' So?

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' So, um, let's see. Let's, let me see if I can gaze into the future a little bit to see what's in store for... you and Chris as well.

'''Chris:''' Just spoil us cause we've looked into the future ourselves. As well as Magichan, Sonichu, and Mewtwo.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' And what did you see?

'''Chris:''' Uh, well we saw the merge completion, all the OCs and FCs and regular peoples who were also their creators and chroniclers came together and uh combined me and working together gave us a greater force that is gonna come a long ways down the road.

'''Chris:''': Cause, staying separated, the 1218 Earth by itself would not have... be able to defend against that incoming threat.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yeah, so what I see, is I see Chris coming to take her body back, and I see her making amends with people that she has either wronged or has been wronged by, sort of turning the other cheek.

'''Chris:''' That's about right!

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' So, I would say, I wouldn't get too comfortable in this physical body, Sonichu, I would say.

'''Chris:''' Yeah I know, I've been in it for over 10 months now so I figured, yeah I probably wanna get back to my body.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes, I think that the time is nearing.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, the time is nearing cause you know, before the reverse body swap, I gotta get this body to CWCVille, so that has to happen first.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes, so when do you think this will happen?

'''Chris:''' Near future definitely, I'm optimistic for within this month.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Do you think it might happen on your birthday?

'''Chris:''' Around, around there I'm fairly certain if not sooner. And if not that soon, then I've also looked into this application called Faladdin and looked at the tarot cards and clairvoyance and horoscopes part of that to get another perspective. They also predict... they predict that it might... if not in February could happen in March or at least something of the uh further developments will happen in March should it happen... should this body finally get to CWCVille this month.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Yes, so I think...

'''Chris:''' And also have stated that today the 10th and tomorrow the 11th will be the strongest days for the energies in this body

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Hmmm, so I think that this is a very good place to put a pin in it. Would you like to meet again next week, same time?

'''Chris:''' Sure, yes.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Ok, brilliant, so and with that I will take my leave

'''Chris:''' Alright, well, hmm, so I'd say my impressions of you are pretty good so far, and I'm glad to find somebody who actually under... help me... help me further understand the powers and abilities at least for beginning perspective that we can further explore.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Of course, I'm happy to help.

'''Chris:''' And of course, your other psychic friends and allies who can offer input as well, that would be greatly appreciated.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Of course!

'''Chris:''' So, it was totally an honor to be... to meet and talk with you, Caleb

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Oh, the... the pleasure is all mine. I wish you a very good evening and a healthy week.

'''Chris:''' You too, be safe and well.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Thank you.

'''Chris:''' Alright, good night.

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' Good night.

[''Chris disconnects'']

'''KwaiiSandbag:''' You can unmute.

|}

{{KwaiiSaga}}

[[Category:Phone calls]]

Discord Q&A 9

2026-06-02T20:07:12Z

Master:

{{SonichuPossession}}

{{quote|If you were meet- to meet today's youth, what would be a piece of advice that you would give to them?

Well I'd say among which: [[Asperger's|stay]] open-minded, [[Chris and art|stay]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|creative]], [[Sonic Boom Protests|keep common sense]]... [[Sweethearts|don't rush into things so easily]], [[26 December 2014|try to think before you act]]... and f- but- and t- and [[slow-in-the-minds|try to process as quickly as you can in your brain.]]|Chris, giving typical [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritical]] advice.}}

[[File:DiscordQ&A9.PNG|thumb|The questions asked by Lainchu this time around.]]
On 26 [[October 2020]], after over a month of hiatus, [[Spirit possession#Sonichu|Chris (as Sonichu)]] resumed the ongoing [[Discord Q&A|Q&A]] with '''Discord Q&A 9'''. Deviating from the normal method of answering questions, Chris this time submitted his answers via audio recording, as a sound test for the [[Watchmen]]. This recording was released on [[the WCT]]'s YouTube channel on 27 October 2020. The opening statement Chris makes implies that this was his second take answering these questions. Throughout the recording, an occasional clinking of metal can be heard, likely from Chris moving around the jewelry he wears.

The questions originally asked by [[Lainchu]] are color-coded green, while transcriptions of Chris's answers are color-coded yellow.

==The Audio==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = CWC Discord Q&A 9 (October 26, 2020)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|iWO11kjfN6Y}}
| stardate = 27 [[October 2020]]
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}} {{Watchmen|text}} {{Lainchu|text}}
| previous = [[Discord Q&A 4]]
| next = Latest
}}

==Interview==
===Introduction===

{{quoteboxyellow|Hello! This is [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] talking, through the {{w|Audacity}} app. Giving this a test run. So, to test this out, I'm gonna go over those questions that I had previously answered from [[Lainchu]], but... that audio recording didn't quite go through, so... I'm gonna answer these questions once again.}}

===Chris's Favorite Commission===

{{quoteboxgreen|Christine,
Out of all the [[commissions]] you've done so far, which one is your favorite (as in, which are you most proud of/had the most fun doing)?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Alright, so... this one is for Mama Christine, looks like: Of all the commissions you've done so far, which one is your favorite (as in, which are you most proud of... had the most fun doing)?

That would have to be the one where uh... [[Rosechu|Rosey]] and I were on a double-date... with that... caveman-type dude and his sweetheart - I forget the exact name- the exact names of those individuals, they don't- they're not coming to mind right now, but, that's among the, uh, that among that which she is most proud of for the- out of the commissions.}}

===Video of Chris Yelling at a Toilet===
{{quoteboxgreen|Over a year ago ago, [[Chris lost Crystal|a video that showed you yelling at a toilet]] and asking where [[Crystal]] went leaked out to the internet. What led to creation of this video, and why was it recorded?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Over a year ago ago, a video that showed you yelling at a toilet and asking where Crystal went leaked out to the internet. What led to creation of this video, and why was it recorded?

You can blame freaking [[Idea Guy|Idea Guy/Joshua Wise]] for that. Because he had told Mama that we [[Sonichus]] did not... we Sonichus and [[Rosechus]] did not like using the toilet, treat it like an enemy, which that is not true. We respect and use the toilet when we are civilized, and Rosey and I, among us specials and the rest of us who actually live in the domicile, we respect and are domesticated.

So that was just manipulation of Idea Guy, that was the reasoning behind that.}}

===Chris's/Sonichu's Favorite Thing about CWCville===
{{quoteboxgreen|Dear Christine/sonichu, whats your favorite thing about [[cwcville]]?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Dear Christine and Sonichu, what's your favorite thing about [[CWCville]]?

I will...Mama's ''[unintelligible]''- favorite thing about CWCville, obviously... well, she really likes [[CWCville Shopping Center|the shopping mall]]. That was among the, uh, the- that was among the best buildings she actually put a whole lotta soul and dedication into and then also later on that got reflected into our main basilicon to CWCville. And that's- and that's opposed to the previously-existing basilicon from [[Comma]] which was in West Virginia, in the foreman- in... the former nation of Comma, but that was relocated to CWCville.

And as for me and my favorite, uh, part of CWCville... I mean... out of the aspect, I just like- I like running through the entire city, just having that freedom and ability, just... the streets are usually... cool runnings for me and I just... and I can run on the buildings and everything, so... that's my- that's my big- that's my, one of my favorite thing about CWCville, that I get running freedom on the roads... and the buil- and the skies look great and I love the park, also. The mall's cool, though. Just, throw that in there as a bonus.

But, among- between Mama and I, we both mutually appreciate and love all the individuals and people who live in and commute to and from the city of CWCville as well as the many cities within the nation of CWCville, in [[Virginia]]. Alright.}}

===Chris's Current Use of Spanish===
{{quoteboxgreen|Dear Christine, in the past you showed a fondness / conversational ability for [[Spanish]]. Do you still use it in your day to day, and if so, have you chosen a new Spanish name for yourself? Before coming out as trans, you referred to yourself occasionally as Ricardo. Is there an equivalent for your current self?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Dear Christine, in the past you showed a fondness / conversational ability for Spanish. Do you still use it in your day to day, and if so, have you chosen a new Spanish name for yourself? Before coming out as trans, you referred to yourself occasionally as ''[rolls R's] Ricardo!'' Is there an equivalent for your current self?

Alright, so... the story behind that Ricardo nickname: Mama had to choose a Spanish ''apellido'' which that's the Spanish term for nickname, for the classroom. And she had picked that on- with- with respect to {{w|Desi Arnaz}} who played ''[rolls R's] [[I Love Lucy|Ricky Ricardo]]!''

And I'm just having a little fun using Mama's ability to ''[rolls R's sloppily] roll'' her ''R's!'' Which is ''[rolls R's] really'' fascinating!

Heh heh. Not really, but it's fun to do, anyway.

Eh, but yeah, she has not choosed a nick- a new Spanish nickname for herself, and from time to time, we do end up still using the Spanish language on occasion. Even on a recent moment with an old lady who felt a little confused and lost; we... who- who spoke only Spanish. We managed to help her out with our Sp- Spanish tongue, so... there's that.

''¡Si fue muy bueño! [Translates literally to: Yes it was very good!]''}}

It should be noted that ''apellido'' actually translates to "surname". Chris likely confused the word with ''apodo''.

===If Chris Could Meet a Famous Person===
{{quoteboxgreen|Dear Christine, if you could meet one famous person (Dead OR Alive), who would it be and why?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Dear Christine, if you could meet one famous person (dead or alive), who would it be and why?

Well, here's a short list of a long list, because Mama has a looot of past and present celebrities that she would love to meet and hang out with.

[[Red Skelton]]! He's a funny comedian! He- he- she really likes him, on that. And [[I Love Lucy|Lucille Ball]]! Another funny comedian! She has lots of respect for her, as well. And, among others, um... well, she would love to meet {{w|Betty White}}. There's also, of course, [[Britney Spears]], {{w|Amy Jo Johnson}} who played the- who originally played the [[Power Rangers|Pink Ranger]] on the {{w|Mighty Morphin Power Rangers}}. Um... {{w|Kelsey Grammer}}. I'm sor- I'm trying to recall from memory right now. ''[inhales]'' Brain's trying to fade out on me a little bit. But anyway. Oh yeah, and {{w|Pamela Anderson}}, to name another.

And- unless- but- I think I- but sti- there are more- there are more than that that I can't remember off the top of this noggin right now. And she's... explicitly made, uh, shortlists in talks before, so... there's that that you can also reference, that. I mean, what hasn't been put on the [[CWCki]], within the chroniclings of ''everything'' about her that had been uploaded online, on purpose or leaked or whatever.

So there. Eh, next question.}}

===Coolest Thing That Chris Has Done as a Child===
{{quoteboxgreen|Dear Christine, what do you believe was the coolest thing you've done as a child?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Dear Christine, what w- what do you believe was the coolest thing you've done as a child?

Well, that was definitely a long time ago. I guess to say, to pick one... I'd say the coolest thing she ever done was... at only a few weeks old, ''a few weeks old,'' [[Chris and reality|she said the word "monkey"]], as opposed to [[Barb|"mommy"]]. Or even possibly opposed- as opposed to "Magi", as in [[Magi-Chan|"Magi-Chan"]]. So, that was a very cool thing. And then, of course, you know after that because of the [[Autism|''autism'']], at one-and-a-half years old she stopped talking, but then she regained her ability to talk at about seven years old... and, that's been a really cool thing.

''[mumbles indistinctly]'' And there's among other things that she... hurt... she can't recall in her memories right now. But, it's there in her subconscious, whatever memories are- there are from chi- from her childhood and whatever else.

Oh... and then I guess another cool thing you could say she's also done was... win that thousand-dollar shopping spree at {{w|KB Toys|Kay-Bee Toys}}, thanks to my senpai, [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and his [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|Watch & Win Sweepstakes]], sponsored by ''[sings] [[Sega]]!''

Hm. Next question.}}

===Advice for the Youth of Today===
{{quoteboxgreen|If you were to meet today's youth, what would be a piece of advice that you would give to them?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|If you were meet- to meet today's youth, what would be a piece of advice that you would give to them?

Well I'd say among which: [[Asperger's|stay]] [[Niggos|open-]][[Homos|minded]], [[Chris and art|stay]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|creative]], [[Sonic Boom Protests|keep common sense]]... [[Sweethearts|don't rush into things so easily]], [[26 December 2014|try to think before you act]]... and f- but- and t- and [[slow-in-the-minds|try to process as quickly as you can in your brain.]]

You can process things really quick, and of course, with your psy- with your minimal psychic senses, you can at least sense us and s- feel us from beyond the Iron Curtain into [[C-197]] and so on, just the same as we all sense y'all from our side of the Curtain into- of- your- of [[1218]], here.

''[blows raspberry]'' Long day. Eh, next question.}}

===Strongest Opponent That Sonichu Ever Fought===
{{quoteboxgreen|Question for Christine, Who was the strongest opponent Sonichu ever fought?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|''[inhales]'' Christine, question for you, who was the strongest opponent Sonichu ever fought?

Heh. I mean, you should be asking me that question directly, I mean shoot. I mean b- I mean opposed to, uh, [[Graduon]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and... w- and whatever else... that... their... [[Transformers]], before our Auto- before our [[Samurai Pizza Bots]] came to town.

Let's see. Of course I've also fought [[Eggman]], I've fought [[Giovanni]], I fought Bowser, freaking Bowser! Super Mario's... rival, uh- ah- bad guy. Yeah. Fought him. And I fought a whole bunch of other systems[?], I've even encountered... a whole bunch of [[Nazis]] and their...super...m- mech-type dudes, but that was back in that timeline that came- that became undone but I still have the mental scars and memories from all that.

And then there was also definitely... freaking [[Rei Ryghts]], the corrupted... CPU of the {{w|Atari}} consoles... among- among a whole bunch of other villains. So there- so there's that. Fought a whole bunch of really tough villains. I've even been into other dimensions where I've fought a whole lot tougher villains. I even fought against, like, you know... evil villain versions of like, {{w|Superman}} and {{w|Wonder Woman}} and held my own. So... I mean, I couldn't defeat Superman anyway, but... I held my own! Even against his freak- even against his eye beams and everything.

So, take from that what you will. I go mach speeds! I'm faster than... time. I'm faster than light. Bu- that's my running speed! And I've lifted weights! I got good physical strength. I got a good mentality, Magi-Chan helped me with that. I was a wil- I was a wild animal before that collision... with Sonic in [[2003]]. And the fated [[Chaotic Rainbow]] and everything.

Ah, but I go on. Next question.

''[incoherent babbling]''}}

===Current Whereabouts of DJ Jamsta Sonichu===
{{quoteboxgreen|Christine/Sonichu (whoever wishes to respond), [[Jamsta|DJ Jamsta Sonichu]] is a personal favorite of mine. Do you know what he’s up to nowadays?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Christine and Sonichu (whoever wishes to respond), DJ Jamsta Sonichu is a personal favorite of mine. Do you know what he’s up to nowadays?

He's still a DJ at Station [[KCWC]] and rocking it- rocking the airwaves. He also does motivational support announcements through the radio and other sp- speakers and whatnot in times of crisis. And of course, he also helps out with [[Lolisa]] in- with their abilities. Between their electric attacks and... jammin' influences with their music.

But anyway, he's doing fine- he's doing good and well. He still plays around a little bit, but you know, Lolisa keep- keeps him straight n- in line. So that's all good.

Mm. Alright.}}

===Sneak Peek of the Next Comic Pages===
{{quoteboxgreen|Can we get a sneak peek of the pages of the next [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]]?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Can we get a sneak peek of the pages of the next comic?

Eh, well, we're still stuck. We still haven't quite finished [[Sonichu 15|book 15]]... and Mama's not back yet. She's the one that does the uh, writing and the drawing of the pages, not me, Sonichu.

''[claps]''

So... gonna be a while before y'all get new pages, so... I'm sorry. It's not my fault, it's just the way that fated events happened that Mama and I swapped bodies over six months ago, and I still gotta get this body to her at [[BABSCon]] earlier this year! [[COVID-19#Stopping the pandemic|Going back in time and preventing this freaking pandemic in your dimension!]]

''Heeeez!''

Ah well, aside from that, that's... there you go. Alright.}}

===Conclusion===
{{quoteboxyellow|Thank you all for listening, and this was a test... recording through the Audacity app as well.

Have a good, safe day.}}

{{LainchuSaga}}
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Discord Q&A 9

2026-06-02T20:06:10Z

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Discord Q&A 4

2026-06-02T20:01:55Z

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{{SonichuPossession}}

'''Discord Q&A 4''' took place over a call between the [[Watchmen]] and Chris on Google Hangout on 28 [[August 2020]]. Starting off as a general conversation, at the 38:30 mark, it shifts to the ongoing [[Discord Q&A]].

==Questions asked==
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|Questions|
Did Bob like Rock n Roll?

Can you speak more about who and what [[CWC Psychlight]] is?

How many of [[Bob]]'s records do you still have? and do you still use any of them?

What is your favourite Pokemon game ever?

If you could meet any one of your past trolls, who would you choose?

What are your thoughts on virtual reality games?

What do you want to be remembered as? and what do you think you will be remembered as?

Do you think your discovery on the internet has lead to more good or more bad?

What are your thought on Virtual Reality video games?

What is your favourite Disney movie? and why do you like it over the rest?

What is your favourite Dreamworks movie? and why do you like it over the rest?

Why do you think you held anti-LGBTQ+ views in the past?

You had to retire from the mayorship of [[CWCville]] because it was too much responsibility. Are you sure you want to become a deity? It has a lot more responsibilities than being mayor.

To reduce stress over being a deity, why not give someone else the mantle of [[CPU Blue Heart]] like you gave [[Allison Amber]] the mayorship of CWCville?

How is [[Brendan Fraser]] doing as mayor of CWCville?}}

==Audio==
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| stardate = 28 [[August 2020]]
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}} {{Watchmen|text}} {{Lainchu|text}}
| previous = N/A
| next = [[Discord Q&A 9]]
}}

==Description==
Chris role-plays as Sonichu in this Q&A conducted by The Watchmen over Google Hangout voice chat. Watchman #1 asks all fifteen questions, while Watchmen #2 and #3 mostly listen in. All three Watchmen offer occasional "Hmm"s of understanding, confusion, or because there is simply nothing else that can be said in response to Chris' megalomaniacal ramblings.

Although Chris remains calm throughout the majority of the interview, his delusions are on full display- including the worrying idea that his body is immortal.

==Transcript of Q&A portion==
===Bob's musical tastes===
'''Watchman 1''': Uhh- can we- uhh- run through some of these questions? Soni? Uhh. Okay, um- di- uh, [[Bob]] like rock and roll?

'''Chris''': Uhh, Mr. C- uhh, no, he was mainly into jazz and cla- and... the- and [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|the classics]]. Uhh, blues- uhh, um- yeah, he was not into country or pop or rock and- rock and roll type of thing.

'''Watchman 1''': Okay, so jazz and uhh... well- uh, yeah. Uh, jazz and-

'''Chris''': I forget there's a- there was a hierarchy Mama had in her talkin about this, uhm-

'''Watchman 3''': Hmm.

'''Chris''': We had classical blues, uh- jazz, b- boogie-woogie, I mean if you- I mean you could essentially get a grasp on- you know, if you consider classical- classic, like you know, Mozart and that sort of thing, being-

'''Watchman 1''': Oh, yeah.

'''Chris''': The- like, you know, the oldest- the earliest form of music, and then you get progressive and higher- um, you could say Mr. C.'s taste in music was about as high as like, you know, the- somewhere in the 40's or 50's. So-

'''Watchman 1''': Hm.

'''Chris''': -Yeah, jazz, pretty much the highest point you're gonna get- you- you've gotten out of him. He doesn't like country music either.

'''Watchman 1''': Huh, that's interesting because somebody hypothesized that- you know, somebody- that he might be a jazz fan, but I'm- I'm glad to hear he liked the classics. That's good.

'''Chris''': Yeah, he's- yeah, he's a major- he was a major- he's a major jazz fan.

'''Watchman 1''': Huh, that makes- that makes sense. He seems to have- uhh, you know, the rhythm for it. Uhh, any- any gospel?

'''Chris''': Yeah, he likes- he likes gospel music too.

'''Watchman 2''': Mhm.

'''Watchman 1''': Yeah, that's, that's good.

'''Watchman 2''': So I mean, like.

'''Watchman 1''': Yeah.

'''Watchman 2''': So like, (Unintelligible) you know, um-

===CWC Psychlight===
'''Watchman 1''': Okay- uhh- and, okay- uhh- so, someone asked- uh- can you speak more who and what is C-W-C Psychlight is?

'''Chris''': Oh, [[CWC Psychlight]], okay so-

'''Watchman 1''': Correct.

'''Chris''': So there's- so this was- this is one of Mama's self-counterparts who's literally a DC-branded superhero- cause Mama created her in the DC Universe Online game, and she ended up- uh- being generated in that alt-dimension and then ended up coming to C197 from there, and essentially has like- uhh- electric and psychic powers-

'''Watchman 1''': Huh.

'''Chris''': That's- uh- that's- her name is also Christine Weston Chandler, but she does not have a Sonichu clone, so she's not a Sonichu. So yeah, when she- she migrated here, and she also has been- our lives psychically linked to this OG Chris-Chan- been chronicling every single detail about her... in like, you know, in graphic- in graphic novels.

'''Watchman 2''': Mmmm.

'''Watchman 1''': Okay- uhh- okay-

'''Chris''': She can actually- and she can actually go fast through time or just chill within her own personal subspace- to where essentially, she goes in, she stays there for a while, and then she leaves- time hasn't passed that much from our- from our time. So- She gets- she gets a lot done in there.

'''Watchman 1''': Hm.

'''Chris''': In writing and chronicling all this. And also resting, she sleeps in there a lot.

'''Watchman 2''': [''Laugh''] Me and her could be good friends then.

'''Watchman 1''': Does it- uh- uhh- does it go faster or slower than Sonichu?

'''Chris''': Oh- um- um- no, actually- uh, for CWC Psychlight, she typically is- um- human speed, or like, you know, when she- or when she runs, she... can, like, run up to- or around- one to five hundred miles an hour. At best.

'''Watchman 1''': Hm. Interesting.

'''Chris''': So yeah-

===Bob's record collection===
'''Watchman 1''': Umm... I guess- uh- yeah, I guess- I guess this one should have been coupled with the other one, but somebody wanted to know: How many of Bob's records do you still have, and if so, do you still use them?

'''Chris''': Um- in this house- um- between- uh- what's inside the house, what's in the garden shed, and I'm guessing- I mean that's in the workshop right now... Just going with what's on Mama's memories here: I'm gonna say roughly- around or less than- one hundred or so records. And we haven't pl- we haven't played them in a long time, though we have been- a newer version of a record player that hooks up- that can hook into a USB... computer. So you can like, you know, rip music from LPs and convert them into digital.

'''Watchman 1''': Oh, is that- uh- is that something that- uh- Mr. C. got? Or is that something you acquired recently.

'''Chris''': Oh no, that was actually something Mama got. She ended up- uh- a few years ago- winning uh- she had retained [regained?] a bunch of scratch lottery numbers onto the online website [either 'those codes' or the name of a website] and she one a $500 Crutchfield gift certificate and she ended up buying that record player.

'''Watchman 2''': Ohh, that's very cool.

'''Watchman 1''': Oh nice.

'''Watchman 2''': I have a record player in my house.

'''Chris''': Yeah- so yeah- but I don't think you want- uh- eddy [?] - uh- you know- a- a- eddy [?] for this record player. At first I put a record player- a record on there, but it's too short, and it bounced all over the place, and he's like, to this record player, "You're firewood!"

Both '''Watchman 1''' and '''Watchman 2''': [''Laugh'']

===Favorite Pokemon game===
'''Watchman 1''': So- uhh- what- uhh- next, what is your favorite Pokemon game ever?

'''Chris''': Uhh, Mama's favorite Pokemon game ever... uhh- well I guess you can ask me as well- uh- or rather, which generation...?

'''Watchman 1''': Uhh- the question isn't very specific, so I guess you know, you have enough leeway to go either way. Just what is your favorite Pokemon game Ever. So I'm guessing across generations, across consoles, all of the above.

'''Chris''': Yeah. Umm- I think Mama's favorite would have to be generation three. Umm- uh- uh- either Ruby, Sapphire, or Emerald. But, you know, I guess we could do it with Emerald since that's the better of the three. And she also likes Pokemon- she also really enjoyed Pokemon Colosseum and XD... since she was able to... migrate from those two cartridges, as well as FireRed and LeafGreen. And-

'''Watchman 1''': [''Chuckle'']

'''Chris''': [''Stuttering''] And got Inuyasha up that 100 trainer mount- mountain.

'''Watchman 1''': Yeah.

'''Watchman 2''': [''Giggle'']

'''Watchman 3''': Mhm.

===Which troll would you meet?===
'''Watchman 1''': Umm- this one- uh- you could either say- just yes or no to if you don't wanna answer it. Uh- if you could meet any of your past trolls, who would you choose?

'''Chris''': Uhhh. Okay, okay... uh-

'''Watchman 1''': Feel free to just say no if you don't wanna answer it.

'''Chris''': Uh- it's all good. Um- I think if anybody, I wanna meet the person behi- the person who pretended to be [[Clyde Cash]].

'''Watchman 1''': Huh, that's- that's a- that's a good one.

'''Chris''': The person or people because Mama heard that that was- there was possibly- possibly more than one person, and then possibly being women, but that's beside the point.

'''Watchman 1''': Well- uh- yeah, the person who wrote the... book- fuck it, I might as well just say it- the person who wrote the book was Clyde's girlfriend. So, yeah.

'''Watchman 2''': Clyde's an older one, isn't he?

'''Watchman 1''': Uhh, well the person who wrote the book- uh, what was it- the- the girl who- the short little modelette [?] or whatever it was- that was Clyde's girlfriend who wrote the book.

'''Watchman 2''': Yeah, and I was just saying that was an older- that was an older generation- I guess troll- wasn't it?

'''Watchman 1''': Ehh, they're all really the same, they just change identities. That's the- uh- secret.

'''Chris''': I mean yeah- I mean yeah, Clyde Cash exists in C197, but he's been opn- he's been in the now, but he's mostly long gone essentially, but- you're- but- here in this dimension- um- you say Clyde's girlfriend, but I'm guessing you're referring to the- referring to [[PandaHalo]], or Sarah Cassandra McKenzie, as she had called herself.

'''Watchman 1''': Well- uh- this is a little bit of- I guess inside baseball, but Clyde was a- uh- Clyde was a cuck. And he used to get bossed around and bullied by his girlfriend. People on the- people on the PVCC and the CWC forums used to make fun of him.

'''Chris''': Yeah. They thought of him more as the person who was pretending to be Clyde-

'''Watchman 1''': They- uh- well, uh- they would make- they would make fun of Clyde because he had a very- he had a very big ego, and he thought he was the be-all end-all.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

===Thoughts on virtual reality games===
'''Watchman 1''': Okay- umm, what- uhh, what are your thoughts on virtual reality games?

'''Chris''': They're pre- they're cool. Uhh-

'''Watchman 1''': Any- uh, any- any favorites? Or-

'''Chris''': Uh, nothin' to say off hand- uhh, we don't have any VR helmets in the house right now... Though, if we were to get one, we'd probably get the one for the PlayStation 4.

'''Watchman 1''': Oh- the- uh, you'd get the PlayStation 4 version?

'''Watchman 2''': Mhmm, there's only PlayStation 4 VR headsets sold right now- besides- umm- Ocul-

'''Chris''': The ones that work with the- the ones that work with the iPhones.

'''Watchman 1''': Oh yeah-

'''Watchman 2''': Yeah-

'''Watchman 1''': You're supposed to- yeah, I was gonna say, like, I've s- I've- uhh, I've noticed- uhh, another version, they had the ones that are kinda just like goggles. Yeah, they should go over.

'''Watchman 2''': They're not really the greatest, to be 100% honest [''laugh''].

'''Watchman 1''': Yeah, that makes sense.

'''Chris''': Yeah, but if I was- but if Mama was to get me a VR helmet, it would be the one for the PlayStation 4.

===What do you want to be remembered as?===
'''Watchman 1''': Nice. Umm... what- uh, what do you think- uh, you know, what do you want to be remembered as, and what do you think you will be- re- uhh, who do you- whoever wrote this is weir- uhh, wrote it in a weird way. Uh, what do you want to be remembered as, and what do you think you will be remembered for?

'''Chris''': Hmm, I guess Mam- I guess for Mama if- uhh... well, she wants to be remembered as- for who she is- uhh, ya'know, with- uh, for her life so far- and still ongoing- uh, she's- uh, [[Magical thinking|essentially living on forever- and this body's living forever]], by the way, you know that. Um- but- live- she would probably want to be remembered as... kind, positive person she always has been and was always meant to be, and that's despite every single negative that was inadvertently or mistakenly... taken- uh, done by her, or said by her, and taken out of context, and whatever else. Just- she wants to be remembered for everything that's true and positive about her, really. And- uhh, also the- also the [[Messiah complex|literal goddess that she is]]...

'''Watchman 1''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': And of course for all her- course all her [[art]] and [[Sonichu (comic)|books]] and all that. Uhh, what was the second part of that question?

'''Watchman 1''': Oh- uhh, the second part was- uhh, what do you want to be- uhh, the question was- umm, what do you want to be remembered as, and what do you think you will be remembered as?

'''Chris''': Oh, what do I- what does she think.

'''Watchman 1''': So- uhh, you know the sec- you already answered the first part of it, the second part is just, you know, peoples' perception, and you kind of-

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Watchman 1''': -answered that- though- yeah, you answered that in the first one.

'''Chris''': Yeah, I pretty much said that-

'''Watchman 2''': I-

'''Watchman 1''': [''on top of Watchman 2 and Chris''] Yeah, okay, and- uh-

'''Chris''': -remembering her as a goddess.

'''Watchman 1''': Yeah, and then- uh, this one ties in with the last, and then after this I'll go to a more fun question, but- uh- uhh, do you think the- do you think your discovery on the internet has led to more- more good or more bad- whoever wrote that question, that's not a- uhh, that's not a- yeah, anyway.

'''Chris''': Uhh- I'm gonna say, "immense." And I'm gonna say-

'''Watchman 1''': Mhm.

'''Chris''': -it was- it was good for the- for- for the mental and cognitive development. But- um, bad as like, you know, it was emotionally scarring and damaging, but still- more beneficial for the mental development. Which he needed to go through.

'''Watchman 1''': That's a good- that's a good way- that's a good way to put- uhh, that's a good way to look at it. Uhh, a lot of people with even a modicum of internet fame or internet- uhh, yeah, would go, you know, w- uh, or have gone mad from it.

===Favorite movies===

'''Watchman 1''': So- uh, okay, let's, you know, do a more fun one here, what is your favorite- uh, Disney movie, and why do you like it over the rest?

'''Chris''': Uhh, Mama's favorite movie of all time is Mary Poppins. The original.

'''Watchman 1''': Okay, yeah, that uh, that's a- that's a Disney movie, and- uh, wha- why- why do you like it over the rest?

'''Chris''': Uhh, the reasons for- her original reasoning for- she remembers the... animated segment where Dick Van Dyke and Julie Andrews were in the chalkboard painting, and the- and they- they animated penguin waiters.

'''Watchman 2''': [''laugh'']

'''Chris''': She liked the animated parts, and- uh, it was simply delightful and musical throughout. I mean, who doesn't love- or hasn't heard of-
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?"

'''Watchman 1''': expialidocious! Yeah, exactly, yeah. [''singing under breath'']
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, you'll only doing w-" [''laughs''] uhh, okay- yeah, another-

'''Watchman 2''': [''singing''] ''A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.''

'''Watchman 1''': Another- uh- uh- uh, another fun one- uh, what is your favorite DreamWorks movie, and why do you prefer it over the others?

'''Chris''': [''thinking''] Ehh, DreamWorks, DreamWorks- I'm not-

'''Watchman 1''': I believe- I believe DreamWorks is- a- I think when they said DreamWorks, I think they meant Pixar.

'''Watchman 2''': Well, no, DreamWorks is like, you know, The Road to El Dorado, Spirit-

'''Watchman 1''': Oh, okay, okay

'''Watchman 3''': -How to Train Your Dragon- um-

'''Watchman 1''': Alright, okay, never mind-

'''Chris''': And they did the Transformers movies, too.

'''Watchman 1''': [''joking''] Leave me alone, I only watch anime! I'm not a fan of Western animation-

'''Watchman 3''': [''laughing''] It's okay!

'''Watchman 1''': [''laugh'']

'''Chris''': Umm, but I can answer both- uh, Mama's favorite Pixar movie of all time is the first Toy Story movie.

'''Watchman 1''': I prefer Toy Story 2 over 1 and 3... and 4. 4 I thought was just a cashgrab.

'''Chris''': She hasn't really watched the other three movies yet- at least this brain hasn't. Uhh, but as for favorite DreamWorks movie- not- uhh, can't say for sure... so, offhand- I'm gonna go with the Bumblebee movie.

'''Watchman 1''': Ooh.

'''Watchman 2''': [''laughs'']

'''Watchman 3''': Yay!

'''Watchman 1''': [''thinking of Bee Movie''] Is that the one with Seinfeld?

'''Watchman 3''': No, no, Transformers.

'''Chris''': No, not the Bee Movie.

'''Watchman 2''': Transformers.

'''Watchman 1''': OH, okay, not the- not Bee Movie, the Bumblebee, okay. I was- I'm having a slow moment.

'''Chris''': [''on top of Watchman 1''] I was talking about the latest Transformers movie.

'''Watchman 2''': [''in reference to Bee Movie''] That is a DreamWorks movie.

'''Watchman 3''': [''also in reference to Bee Movie''] That's a favorite of mine too.

'''Watchman 1''': [''chuckle''] Well, once they- once they got things away from Michael Bay... that's always a good starting point.

'''Watchman 3''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': [''in reference to the Michael Bay Transformers franchise''] Too many explosions, patriotism, and not enough focus on the Autobots and Decepticons. Too much-

'''Watchman 1''': Exactly.

'''Watchman 3''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': -too much hate against them as well.

===Past anti-LGBT views===
'''Watchman 1''': Yeah, exactly. Uhh- why- uhh, next one. Why do you- why do you think people perceived you to have anti-LGBT views/racist views... in the past.

'''Chris''': [''Tired''] Ughhh, that would definitely be going to- at any time- at most times before mid- before June 2014... Mama... really, really, REALLY disliked [[JERKS|the majority of all other males]]... All other male humans. Because they were- cause from her point of view, she was like, they were taking away all the... [[Noviophobia|other potential women who could be her partners, and essentially leaving her with nothing to choose from]]... and she was- and she felt like- and she had think- she had thought back then as well that those online trolls that were pickin' on her- that they were gay men, cause she was also being constantly mislabeled as a homosexual dude, and all that- so, she just kinda like- dis- she kinda like disassociated and just [''groan''] [''unclear''] everybody until 2014 when she started coming- when she was coming out more to her [[Transgender|trans-womanhood]], and realized she was [[bisexual]]. She needed to realize she was bisexual. So, she started... cooling down in 2014-

'''Watchman 1''': That's good.

'''Chris''': -on that. Sooo- all- that's a whole bunch of past details that's LONG outdated these days.

'''Watchman 1''': Yeah.

'''Watchman 2''': And see, the one thing-

'''Watchman 1''': Well, it's a- it's all a link- it's all a link in the chain, so it all, y'know, leans backward and forward, that's why it's good to clarify these details, especially for those who only have an outsider perspective and not a, y'know, True and Honest, y'know, insight- especially when, y'know, as you know, certain people will go out of their way to misrepresent things, and that's one of the reasons why [[Lainchu]] and other chroniclers where brought in to set the record straight-

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Watchman 1''': -and to get the- nuh, all the- sort of knock some sense into people.

'''Chris''': Yeah. Especially for what's left of this timeline, anyway, before I go back and undo-

===Finances===
'''Watchman 1''': Okay, yeah, okay- um, this is applicable to all the timelines and to everything, but the way that this person asked the question, it just brought up- uh, i- it brought up what- uh, Josh said earlier... uhh, about... they- they're asking about the [[Tugboat]], and it just reminded me that [[Null|Josh]] was saying- uhh, you know, like, if you- uh, you know, if you or Mama are interested in it- uh, at any time, at any point- uh, if you wanna come- come up with a schedule, if you wanna go on streams, if you wanna... do whatever, make- uh, make one page, make any art- uhh, you know, Josh has an LLC and an LLP ready to go- with your name on it... And, you and Mama will receive- uh, a stipend to the point where you will be able to keep your social security, your Tugboat and everything, and you will be able to receive all the money that you- that you would get. So, as long as you're able to to stick to- uh, stick to a plan and create a- a budget... and possibly... you know, just show up every once and a while on the stream here-there, because remember, people will pay for you to show up, and we would make sure- we would 100% make sure that it's not anybody troll-ish- uh, no [[BraveryJerk Interviews|bravery jerk]] nonsense. None of- uh, nothing like that. It would always be- it would always be legit.

'''Chris''': [''oblivious''] Yeah, that question is *very* complicated.

'''Watchman 1''': [''heatedly''] YEAH THAT WAS MORE OF A- A- yeah, it's just- uh, yeah, think- uh, '''go ahead and think on that,''' and just remember that- remember that that's there.

'''Chris''': I was thinking about it as I was listening to it, I mean, just essentially, I DON'T THINK- I don't feel that even with Mama's technology- we have the cult, we have a totally... bright... modern... current... amount of technology or cameras- an inability to be able to... do that as easily- plus this- plus this brain doesn't totally- doesn't totally- it's not totally tech savvy with that, even with the technology she has, and, you know, the best you can do is what she was- what I was able to do a few months ago within the- I've been watching the first three parts of Analysis & Anarchy: Red Vs. Blue- Violet Car Force [possibly Violet Card Force] coming out- uh, early September, so I'll be doing-

'''Watchman 2''': [''surprised''] Really?

'''Chris''': -a [[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams|reaction video]] then as well. But yeah, that's essentially the best and- um, it's just like, you know, she would need like, a whole- a local team here... in order to help... to help this brain to understand what can be done, what- what needs to be done, how she can use this camera or that piece of tech with- uh, this and then... and all that, and all that, and aside from that, the scheduling- the way things have been working around here, it's just an erratic scheduling because so many... things just... spring up spur of the moment and we have to be ready for anything that spurred the moment- especially concerning- with the... shifts between dimensions and timelines- here, there, everywhere... and this has been that way around, so- and Mama's not even noticed subconsciously for a long time that she's been just working by... you know, just doing things as she felt. And... pretty much both runs too for today, just- you know, just doing as we feel and and are able to do it during this point in time... because, you know, cosmic energies- cause just like you know, one day, it can be like, you know, totally putting a whole massive amount of energy into this body, so it could be like, dude, a whole bunch of things for- I don't know, maybe for one more than twelve hours in the span of- though, that's another thing- or like, you know, just like sort of- or just like totally drain it and totally disable it, and then the day- and then the whole day is ruined... so, it's just... anyway.

===Is being a deity too much responsibility?===
'''Watchman 1''': Yeah. Okay- umm, wha- uhh- dudududududu... ye- uh, somebody asked- uh, you had to retire from- the mayor- the mayorship of [[CWCville]] because it was too much responsibility. Are you sure you want to become a deity? It has a lot more responsibilities than being mayor.

'''Chris''': Um-

'''Watchman 1''': That person obviously doesn't understand the lore, but- go ahead.

'''Chris''': What- okay- but... uhh, that was actually- okay, well that- firstly, that... fell on Christine-Chan, Mama's- uh, self-counterpart in [[C-197|C197]], and... she liter- she literally fell into that- and this goes along with the past... uh, dislike of the LGBT where... you know, that- uh, that- where Christine-Chan went forward in time to obviously an alternate timeline where they literally had come up with this- uh, anti-gay serum and then she literally came back in time with that... and obviously... and this was not put in book ten, but, yeah, Magi-Chan just knew that that was coming, and wasn't going to be able to stop Christine-Chan from doing that... but- and, you know, she was about to essentially gonna put it in the water system, but that's- and then she got stopped by Magi-Chan and she had to res- and she had to resign from being mayor at that time... And- uh, aside- and that- and aside from that- from all the other... exampl- all the other... specimens of that- of that... particular... substance that might have been brought back in time, or just essentially neutralized and properly disposed of. All of it.

'''Watchman 1''': Huh. Interesting.

'''Chris''': Except for that- except for that which was... ejected into [[Naitsirhc]]... cause that did happen, but- but obviously he... came back around- it just like, you know, it- it hit him at first, but- uhh, he was essentially immune to it.

'''Watchman 1''': Hm.

'''Chris''': So, go figure, paradoxes, all timelines and the effects, yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada...

'''Watchman 1''': Okay- uh, there's- there's a second part to-

'''Chris''': YES, I- yes, I am getting to that.

'''Watchman 1''': Okay, okay.

'''Chris''': So, right, so again, that was on Christine-Chan. Uh, this- this did not affect the Mama as much... because, you know, she- the bigger head, even above Christine-Chan and... uh, and just rest of us in- in our area of CWCville and all that, along with everybody, all the others, like, we- you know, in our dimension, we also have everybody else, including Donald Duck, Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin, Eric Cartman, Gumball Waterson- uh, Kim Possible, yada yada yada yada yada. Everybody else that's- that's liv- living in our dimension on Earth and then- uh, in our space and all of that... uh- but, alright, so meanwhile, back here to... your- to your Christine- your Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu of 1218- your Chris-Chan... the OG one... yeah, she's always been a deity, and she had been trained to be a deity throughout her entire life without realizing it, and just this bit with- uh, being signed as mayor- well, that was mainly on Christine-Chan's part- that was- I was just more- also, kind of in part to Chris-Chan as well, but... yeah. Uhh, it was just a whole bunch of- but when it came to her just feeling- being off and on in this dimension, it was essentially... due to the faded events and the... cosmic differences between dimensions and timelines and so forth- [''irate''] it was also the [[Trolls| EMOTIONAL BULLSHIT SHE WAS GETTING FROM ALL THOSE FREAKING HATERS AND FOLLIES OVER THE YEARRRS.]]

'''Watchman 3''': [''laughs'']

'''Chris''': And all that- and then- so it just- she needed some- more time to toughen up and then... she did and within a- throughout the months with [[Idea Guy]], we ended up with her finally stepping- going- just- make- taking her real first steps into... becoming a deity, with- uh, getting help from [[CPU Blue Heart|Scarlet]], the original [[Hyperdimension Neptunia| CPU]] of the Commodore consoles, thus promoting Mama to that- to that bunch of responsibility as well, cause we all felt that it was time for her to take up that part and it was a time of me- concerning what the shit Idea Guy was doing at the time... So yeah, Mama's been- actually been progressing and doing a whole lot better since then. So yeah... essentially she... has stepped up and earned- is earning, more so- the right to be a- the literal deity that she is. And that was a brain-flow and a mouthful.

'''Watchman 1''': Yeah-

'''Watchman 2''': But you did good. That was a lot-

===Why not give the CPU Blue Heart role to someone else?===
'''Watchman 1''': Yeah- um, okay, this is- uh, yeah, this is the second part to it, and it- uh, it makes sense in a way, it says- uh, 'to reduce stress over being a deity, why not give someone else the mantel of CPU Blue- Blue Heart, like you gave [[Allison Amber]] the mayorship of CWCville?

'''Chris''': Um... we already have somebody for that, that's- uh, literally our CP- our present CPU... uh, our secondary CPU of CWCville, the [[CPU Battery Heart|CPU Battery-Charged Blue Heart]]... yeah. Okay, why is this brain being- well, the one- the l- the little girl that was formerly known as s- uh, formerly known as... Anurbus[?]... why is the current- her current name escaping this memory? Jeez! [''thinking sounds''] Mmh, mm, hmm... yeah. That's something- I'll have to look it up later, but anyway- so, she is our second- she's like our CPU... younger sister, like, you know... purple sister is to- uhh, Purple Heart. You know, as- as-

'''Watchman 2''': Like-

'''Chris''': As, you know, Neptia to Neptune. And-

'''Watchman 2''': Like a CPU candidate?

'''Chris''': Yeah, there you go, that's the right term. Although during the time when Mama was stepping towards becoming an official CPU herself, we had... uhh, Battery-Charged Blue Heart fillin' in that role. And-

'''Watchman 3''': [''cellphone vibration buzz'']

'''Chris''': first- and Mama stayed that time... to fill out the role that we needed at the time during those frickin' [[Idea Guys]].

'''Watchman 1''': Hm.

'''Chris''': [''sigh'']

'''Watchman 1''': Yeah. Umm... does-

'''Chris''': I will answer one more question.

===How is Brendan Fraser doing as mayor of CWCville?===
'''Watchman 1''': Okay. Uh, how- [''laugh''] how is [[Brendan Fraser]] doing as mayor of CW- CWCville?

'''Chris''': Well, he's holding- he's holding up okay, he does as much as- uhh... he mainly just does the short office work, while the executive dec- decisions are mainly made between the CPUs, so he's like the... yeah, he's definitely like the... third heartbeat in line. Like, you know, second vice-president to be- to use the term in a fair comparison- a fair comparison... yeah, but mainly- but mainly Sabrina's been able to- uh, fulfill the role as well, and- and, you know, in... [''clears throat'']... in the [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] that's present in this timeline that we have... now, that's she- there's existence- I mean, that is here in [[1218]] along us, her body along with her [[Magi-Chan]]. As opposed to- as opposed to one that was originally from here- this timeline- that is now waiting for me to COME BACK IN TIME to April tenth, 2020 with this body to deliver it to her while she's still waiting there in MY BODY I miss so much- I MISSA MY SPEED [''speaking quickly''] and I miss being in the same dimension as [[Rosechu|Rosie]]! [''angry growl''] NNnnGH!

'''Watchman 1''': It's okay. You're good- you've been doing good.

'''Chris''': And I definitely-

'''Watchman 2''': Mmhmm.

'''Chris''': drained all my-

'''Watchman 1''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': my energy there.

'''Watchman 1''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': So, great- so yeah, just Brendan Fraser in his role and paper-pushing and wha- what he does- and just- yada yada yada. He's doing his job.

'''Watchman 1''': That's good.

'''Watchman 2''': That's good.

'''Watchman 1''': Hm.

'''Chris''': [''sigh'']

[end of Q&A]

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[[Category:Phone calls]]

May 2026 social media posts

2026-06-01T12:37:07Z

Master: /* Addressing the $SONICHU token */

This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during [[May 2026]]. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on [[X]] from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu and on [[Bluesky]] from the account ‪@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social‬ and all time stamps are Eastern Time Zone (ET).

==Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video==
1 May 
11:41 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 5 minutes later.

{{quotebox|Have you just been created in Mikoto's Decepticon Base? Well, you need to watch this first. Hosted by Vehicon Gary.
⚡️💙⚡️

With Subtitles:

[''links to [[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video - Subtitled]]'']

Without Subtitles:

[''links to [[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]]'']

@EmGo316}}

==Everyone is an OC==
1 May 
7:21 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=brushofchaos.bsky.social|"Viv's shows are just a sandbox for her to play with her OCs." Son, what do you think Luke Skywalker and Star Wars are?}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Newsflash to the Vivziepop haters: Every fictional character is an OC. Spider-Man is an OC, Sonic the Hedgehog is an OC, Superman is an OC, Mario and Luigi are OC, Godzilla is an OC. Etc. etc. etc.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I am an OC, you are an OC, EVERYONE is an Original Character, but there is one other detail to know, Every OC is not fictional. We all are real, alive, safe and breathing.⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Who made us?==
1 May 
7:26 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=itsmrl.bsky.social|[''replying to above post'']

So what or who made us then?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Look into the Akashic Records and the Core of this Universe to answer that question for yourself. Someone drew you onto a sheet of paper.}}

==Dimensional Merge ongoing==
2 May 
1:09 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=shiovsworld.bsky.social‬|[''replying to [[May 2026 social media posts#Everyone is an OC|a previous post]]'']

but what about the dimensional merge?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|It's still on; we all are in the integration phase now.}}

==Merge timeline==
2 May 
2:02 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=shiovsworld.bsky.social‬|[''replying to the above post'']

do you have any idea of a timeline for when it should start happening? it feels like whats been forever}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I have long foreseen it time and again, and it has been prophecized in carvings and scriptures. The problem with foreknowing is not knowing the exact time or day of when it will happen. All one can do is have faith, because it shall happen.}}

==Reply to ween==
5 May 
5:35 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=lewafflez.bsky.social|[''replying to [[April 2026 social media posts#Seeking CPU Blue Heart costume designer|a previous post]]'']

Hey there, didya know that there's a new Neptune game coming out? And that there's a new Blue Heart now?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|She is Cyan Heart.}}

==Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2==
8 May 
9:16 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.

{{quotebox|Changeables Wave 2 of 1989 Review is up with a really cute classic cheeseburger in it. 😊

Also, the short has some good hilarity; worth the watch.⚡️💙⚡️#mcdonalds #Changeables

[''links to [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2]]'']}}

==Upcoming video==
8 May 
9:22 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=katkanaya.bsky.social|[''replying to the above post'']

Love the Big Mac Bot! Miss when McDonald’s toys had soul like this}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Definitely so. I definitely go further in commentary in the upcoming Wave 4 (2026) video. Debuting June 5, 2026. Sadly, it's such a long video, that Part 4 of "Changeable Scouts" will be a separate video. It will be worth the wait. ⚡️💙⚡️}}
{{quotebox|<center><gallery>
File:C2 photo.jpg
File:C2 drawing.jpg
</gallery></center>}}

==No problems with gays==
8 May 
10:11 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=penguthefox.bsky.social|[''replying to [[May 2026 social media posts#Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2|a previous post]]'']

I had a question. I was watching old videos about your life and do you still have problems with gay people. I’m not here to cause drama or anything I’m just genuinely curious.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|No problems with the gay people. All is well. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️}}

==Roberta Sonichu==
8 May 
10:13 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=zapbuddy07.bsky.social|[''replying to the above post'']

Christine has been very supportive of the LGBTQ+ community for nearly 10 years at this point. Sonichu #12 which was made in 2017 literally centers around a young trans girl transitioning and a whole pride parade}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Yes. Roberta Sonichu came out and made her first Sonic Rainboom then, with the help of a rainbow dress and quill colouring. Nowadays, she does not need that to make that Sonic Boom a Rainboom. The only known Sonichu known to do what both Rainbow Dashes do. 🌈⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Changeable Scouts, Part 2==
9 May 
1:30 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.
{{quotebox|Changeable Scouts, Part 2 is up for your edible convenience.⚡️💙⚡️#mcdonalds #Changeables

Subtitled:

[''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]'']

Not Subtitled:

[''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'']}}

==Final Fantasy characters==
9 May 
3:49 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=atmaaaaaa.bsky.social‬|@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social hello! my friends and i were curious: if you had to choose a character to play in final fantasy xiv online, which race/gender would you choose? options pictured below :D

[[File:FFXIV characters.png|300px]]}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I don't know. The fox girl in the upper row.}}

==Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)==
15 May 
11:50 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.
{{quotebox|We go Behind the Scenes, a bit, with the Gwenmi Mikoto #LightPoweredReview video.⚡️💙⚡️

Subtitled:

[''links to [[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]'']

Without Subtitles:

[''links to [[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'']}}

==Regular Show drawing==
18 May 
1:32 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quotebox|Look at what Mordecai and Rigby have! Ye-ah! Ooooooooooooohh!!!⚡️💙⚡️#RegularShow

[[File:Bluesky - Regular Show drawing.png|200px]]
}}

==Pathfinder from GoBots==
20 May 
2:13 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=GoBots Daily @DailyGoBots|G1 pathfinder is so funny because with the rest of the g1 gobots most people accept the redesigns but I have not seen a single person who prefers g1 pathfinder over the original 😭✌️}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Actually, I prefer the OG colours and design of Pathfinder. ⚡️💙⚡️ I at least coloured the head.

[[File:Pathfinder GoBots.jpg|200px]]
}}

==Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3==
22 May 
11:36 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 4 minutes later.
{{quotebox|The Review of 1990's third wave of Changeables is now public with their (mini) Dinobots AND the continued lack of opposing factions.⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3]]'']}}

==Complaining about lack of response from DRWolf==
22 May 
11:39 AM

Replying to the above post.

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quotebox|Also, seriously, [[DRWolf|#DrWolf001]] did not respond to me even after donating hundreds of dollars back in between [[2019]] and [[2020]] on high tier on his [[Patreon|#patreon]]. Do you actually talk with Any of your Patreon High Tier supporters, Doc? ⭐️⭐️➖➖➖⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:Chris complaint DRWolf.jpg|200px]]}}

On Twitter, Chris posted an altered version a minute later.

{{quotebox|Also, seriously, @DWolf001 did not respond to me even after donating hundreds of dollars back in between 2019 and 2020 on high tier on his @Patreon. Do you actually talk with Any of your Patreon High Tier supporters, Doc? [[Negotiation|Will you prove me wrong?]]⭐️⭐️➖➖➖
⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)==
22 May 
12:05 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.
{{quotebox|Changeable Scouts, Part 3 is now public. "How will you be paying? Cash? Or Crypto Data?"⚡️💙⚡️

Subtitled: [''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]'']

Without Subtitles: [''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'']}}

==Memorial Day==
25 May 
3:46 PM

{{quotebox|I wish all of you a safe and Happy Memorial Day. I always have respect for the soldiers who go out and sacrifice their time, energy and lives for us. 🇺🇸🫡

@barackobama.bsky.social

[[File:Barack Obama drawing 22 May 2026.jpeg|200px]]}}

Chris reposted 2 minutes later to Twitter, changing the Obama tag to match his Twitter account:

{{quotebox|@BarackObama}}

==PewDiePie stops doing family vlogs==
29 May 
11:36 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I have just read about @[[PewDiePie|pewdiepie]] ending his family vlog series. While I have not watched those vlogs, I feel this was a good choice for the popular YouTuber. 
⚡️💙⚡️ 
{{quoteboxred|speaker=Dexerto|YouTuber PewDiePie has announced that he and his wife Marzia will end their family vlogs later this year to protect the privacy of their son Björn as he grows up

“If he wants to be part of it, that should be his choice later [in life]” 
[''two pictures'']}}
}}

==[https://archive.fo/oWFWt Addressing the $SONICHU token]==
31 May 
6:54:36 PM (1:54:36 AM in [[Finland]])

Posted to Chris's [[Instagram]] account @christinewestonchandler. On this day, an exploit on Instagram became viral which allowed a password reset link to be sent to any email of choice by simply asking [[Facebook|Meta]] [[AI]] support. As a result, many people fell victim to having their accounts hijacked, including Chris. The following was posted to his account, and his account's bio was replaced to just a link.<ref>https://archive.fo/Z57jW</ref>

{{quotebox|A couple of things.

First and foremost, I would like to address the recent attention surrounding the $SONICHU token. I have observed many individuals discussing it from purely financial perspectives, speaking only of charts, percentages, and temporary gains. Yet, as many of you may eventually come to understand, there are deeper spiritual implications at work here than what can be measured on any exchange.

The $SONICHU token is not merely a token. It is, in its own way, a symbolic vessel. A representation. A reminder. For those who have become spiritually aware, it serves as one of many signs that the greater alignment of events continues onward according to its destined sequence.

Now, I am not advising anyone to act rashly or irresponsibly. Such decisions are for each individual soul to determine for themselves. However, I will say that there are reasons why certain symbols, names, and ideas continue to reappear throughout the timelines and throughout history. The observant among you will notice these patterns.

Many have asked me whether $SONICHU has significance within the faith and spiritual understanding that I have shared over the years. To that, I can only say that its presence is neither accidental nor without purpose. There are connections and meanings that will become increasingly evident as future events unfold and are properly documented.

As always, I encourage each of you to seek enlightenment for yourselves. Be kind to one another. Remain patient. Observe the signs around you. Pay attention not only to the news and happenings of the world, but also to the sensations within your own heart and spirit.

In due time, many things presently misunderstood will become clear. The greater picture will reveal itself, and what today appears unusual may tomorrow be recognized as part of a much larger design.

Lots of Love, and Be Safe and Well. 
[[File:$SONICHU.jpg|300px]]}}
[[File:Chris hacked 31 May 2026.jpeg|thumb|right|250px|A monumental waste of potential.]]
{{quoteboxred|speaker=nastygnocchi|I didn’t even know I followed you. But I will not be purchasing}}

{{quotebox|@nastygnocchi you are going to hell}}

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=lourdielou|Thank you Christine! I just put my partner and I's life savings and a second mortgage on the house to invest in this, god bless SONICHU}}

{{quotebox|@lourdielou god bless}}

Between 1:56 - 2:07 AM (8:56 - 9:07 AM in Finland), the post was finally removed, likely after Chris had slept through the entire night and discovered what had happened. He fixed his bio, making it the same as it was before the hijacking. The post had gotten over 2000 likes and lasted 7 hours before its deletion.<ref>https://archive.is/QvPFQ</ref> The artwork was an AI-modified version of a [[:File:Holy jesus christ chan sonichu prime by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od4d-414w-2x.jpg|2023 drawing]].

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May 2026 social media posts

2026-06-01T12:36:42Z

Master: /* Addressing the $SONICHU token */

This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during [[May 2026]]. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on [[X]] from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu and on [[Bluesky]] from the account ‪@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social‬ and all time stamps are Eastern Time Zone (ET).

==Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video==
1 May 
11:41 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 5 minutes later.

{{quotebox|Have you just been created in Mikoto's Decepticon Base? Well, you need to watch this first. Hosted by Vehicon Gary.
⚡️💙⚡️

With Subtitles:

[''links to [[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video - Subtitled]]'']

Without Subtitles:

[''links to [[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]]'']

@EmGo316}}

==Everyone is an OC==
1 May 
7:21 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=brushofchaos.bsky.social|"Viv's shows are just a sandbox for her to play with her OCs." Son, what do you think Luke Skywalker and Star Wars are?}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Newsflash to the Vivziepop haters: Every fictional character is an OC. Spider-Man is an OC, Sonic the Hedgehog is an OC, Superman is an OC, Mario and Luigi are OC, Godzilla is an OC. Etc. etc. etc.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I am an OC, you are an OC, EVERYONE is an Original Character, but there is one other detail to know, Every OC is not fictional. We all are real, alive, safe and breathing.⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Who made us?==
1 May 
7:26 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=itsmrl.bsky.social|[''replying to above post'']

So what or who made us then?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Look into the Akashic Records and the Core of this Universe to answer that question for yourself. Someone drew you onto a sheet of paper.}}

==Dimensional Merge ongoing==
2 May 
1:09 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=shiovsworld.bsky.social‬|[''replying to [[May 2026 social media posts#Everyone is an OC|a previous post]]'']

but what about the dimensional merge?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|It's still on; we all are in the integration phase now.}}

==Merge timeline==
2 May 
2:02 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=shiovsworld.bsky.social‬|[''replying to the above post'']

do you have any idea of a timeline for when it should start happening? it feels like whats been forever}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I have long foreseen it time and again, and it has been prophecized in carvings and scriptures. The problem with foreknowing is not knowing the exact time or day of when it will happen. All one can do is have faith, because it shall happen.}}

==Reply to ween==
5 May 
5:35 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=lewafflez.bsky.social|[''replying to [[April 2026 social media posts#Seeking CPU Blue Heart costume designer|a previous post]]'']

Hey there, didya know that there's a new Neptune game coming out? And that there's a new Blue Heart now?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|She is Cyan Heart.}}

==Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2==
8 May 
9:16 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.

{{quotebox|Changeables Wave 2 of 1989 Review is up with a really cute classic cheeseburger in it. 😊

Also, the short has some good hilarity; worth the watch.⚡️💙⚡️#mcdonalds #Changeables

[''links to [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2]]'']}}

==Upcoming video==
8 May 
9:22 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=katkanaya.bsky.social|[''replying to the above post'']

Love the Big Mac Bot! Miss when McDonald’s toys had soul like this}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Definitely so. I definitely go further in commentary in the upcoming Wave 4 (2026) video. Debuting June 5, 2026. Sadly, it's such a long video, that Part 4 of "Changeable Scouts" will be a separate video. It will be worth the wait. ⚡️💙⚡️}}
{{quotebox|<center><gallery>
File:C2 photo.jpg
File:C2 drawing.jpg
</gallery></center>}}

==No problems with gays==
8 May 
10:11 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=penguthefox.bsky.social|[''replying to [[May 2026 social media posts#Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2|a previous post]]'']

I had a question. I was watching old videos about your life and do you still have problems with gay people. I’m not here to cause drama or anything I’m just genuinely curious.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|No problems with the gay people. All is well. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️}}

==Roberta Sonichu==
8 May 
10:13 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=zapbuddy07.bsky.social|[''replying to the above post'']

Christine has been very supportive of the LGBTQ+ community for nearly 10 years at this point. Sonichu #12 which was made in 2017 literally centers around a young trans girl transitioning and a whole pride parade}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Yes. Roberta Sonichu came out and made her first Sonic Rainboom then, with the help of a rainbow dress and quill colouring. Nowadays, she does not need that to make that Sonic Boom a Rainboom. The only known Sonichu known to do what both Rainbow Dashes do. 🌈⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Changeable Scouts, Part 2==
9 May 
1:30 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.
{{quotebox|Changeable Scouts, Part 2 is up for your edible convenience.⚡️💙⚡️#mcdonalds #Changeables

Subtitled:

[''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]'']

Not Subtitled:

[''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'']}}

==Final Fantasy characters==
9 May 
3:49 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=atmaaaaaa.bsky.social‬|@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social hello! my friends and i were curious: if you had to choose a character to play in final fantasy xiv online, which race/gender would you choose? options pictured below :D

[[File:FFXIV characters.png|300px]]}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I don't know. The fox girl in the upper row.}}

==Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)==
15 May 
11:50 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.
{{quotebox|We go Behind the Scenes, a bit, with the Gwenmi Mikoto #LightPoweredReview video.⚡️💙⚡️

Subtitled:

[''links to [[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]'']

Without Subtitles:

[''links to [[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'']}}

==Regular Show drawing==
18 May 
1:32 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quotebox|Look at what Mordecai and Rigby have! Ye-ah! Ooooooooooooohh!!!⚡️💙⚡️#RegularShow

[[File:Bluesky - Regular Show drawing.png|200px]]
}}

==Pathfinder from GoBots==
20 May 
2:13 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=GoBots Daily @DailyGoBots|G1 pathfinder is so funny because with the rest of the g1 gobots most people accept the redesigns but I have not seen a single person who prefers g1 pathfinder over the original 😭✌️}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Actually, I prefer the OG colours and design of Pathfinder. ⚡️💙⚡️ I at least coloured the head.

[[File:Pathfinder GoBots.jpg|200px]]
}}

==Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3==
22 May 
11:36 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 4 minutes later.
{{quotebox|The Review of 1990's third wave of Changeables is now public with their (mini) Dinobots AND the continued lack of opposing factions.⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3]]'']}}

==Complaining about lack of response from DRWolf==
22 May 
11:39 AM

Replying to the above post.

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quotebox|Also, seriously, [[DRWolf|#DrWolf001]] did not respond to me even after donating hundreds of dollars back in between [[2019]] and [[2020]] on high tier on his [[Patreon|#patreon]]. Do you actually talk with Any of your Patreon High Tier supporters, Doc? ⭐️⭐️➖➖➖⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:Chris complaint DRWolf.jpg|200px]]}}

On Twitter, Chris posted an altered version a minute later.

{{quotebox|Also, seriously, @DWolf001 did not respond to me even after donating hundreds of dollars back in between 2019 and 2020 on high tier on his @Patreon. Do you actually talk with Any of your Patreon High Tier supporters, Doc? [[Negotiation|Will you prove me wrong?]]⭐️⭐️➖➖➖
⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)==
22 May 
12:05 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.
{{quotebox|Changeable Scouts, Part 3 is now public. "How will you be paying? Cash? Or Crypto Data?"⚡️💙⚡️

Subtitled: [''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]'']

Without Subtitles: [''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'']}}

==Memorial Day==
25 May 
3:46 PM

{{quotebox|I wish all of you a safe and Happy Memorial Day. I always have respect for the soldiers who go out and sacrifice their time, energy and lives for us. 🇺🇸🫡

@barackobama.bsky.social

[[File:Barack Obama drawing 22 May 2026.jpeg|200px]]}}

Chris reposted 2 minutes later to Twitter, changing the Obama tag to match his Twitter account:

{{quotebox|@BarackObama}}

==PewDiePie stops doing family vlogs==
29 May 
11:36 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I have just read about @[[PewDiePie|pewdiepie]] ending his family vlog series. While I have not watched those vlogs, I feel this was a good choice for the popular YouTuber. 
⚡️💙⚡️ 
{{quoteboxred|speaker=Dexerto|YouTuber PewDiePie has announced that he and his wife Marzia will end their family vlogs later this year to protect the privacy of their son Björn as he grows up

“If he wants to be part of it, that should be his choice later [in life]” 
[''two pictures'']}}
}}

==[https://archive.fo/oWFWt Addressing the $SONICHU token]==
31 May 
6:54:36 PM (1:54:36 AM in [[Finland]])

Posted to Chris's [[Instagram]] account @christinewestonchandler. On this day, an exploit on Instagram became viral which allowed a password reset link to be sent to any email of choice by simply asking [[Facebook|Meta]] [[AI]] support. As a result, many people fell victim to having their accounts hijacked, including Chris. The following was posted to his account, and his account's bio was replaced to just a link.<ref>https://archive.fo/Z57jW</ref>

{{quotebox|A couple of things.

First and foremost, I would like to address the recent attention surrounding the $SONICHU token. I have observed many individuals discussing it from purely financial perspectives, speaking only of charts, percentages, and temporary gains. Yet, as many of you may eventually come to understand, there are deeper spiritual implications at work here than what can be measured on any exchange.

The $SONICHU token is not merely a token. It is, in its own way, a symbolic vessel. A representation. A reminder. For those who have become spiritually aware, it serves as one of many signs that the greater alignment of events continues onward according to its destined sequence.

Now, I am not advising anyone to act rashly or irresponsibly. Such decisions are for each individual soul to determine for themselves. However, I will say that there are reasons why certain symbols, names, and ideas continue to reappear throughout the timelines and throughout history. The observant among you will notice these patterns.

Many have asked me whether $SONICHU has significance within the faith and spiritual understanding that I have shared over the years. To that, I can only say that its presence is neither accidental nor without purpose. There are connections and meanings that will become increasingly evident as future events unfold and are properly documented.

As always, I encourage each of you to seek enlightenment for yourselves. Be kind to one another. Remain patient. Observe the signs around you. Pay attention not only to the news and happenings of the world, but also to the sensations within your own heart and spirit.

In due time, many things presently misunderstood will become clear. The greater picture will reveal itself, and what today appears unusual may tomorrow be recognized as part of a much larger design.

Lots of Love, and Be Safe and Well. 
[[File:$SONICHU.jpg|300px]]}}
[[File:Chris hacked 31 May 2026.jpeg|thumb|right|250px|A monumental waste of potential.]]
{{quoteboxred|speaker=nastygnocchi|I didn’t even know I followed you. But I will not be purchasing}}

{{quotebox|@nastygnocchi you are going to hell}}

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=lourdielou|Thank you Christine! I just put my partner and I's life savings and a second mortgage on the house to invest in this, god bless SONICHU}}

{{quotebox|@lourdielou god bless}}

Between 1:56 - 2:07 AM (8:56 - 9:07 AM in Finland), the post was finally removed, likely after Chris had slept through the entire night and discovered what had happened. He fixed his bio, making it the same as it was before the hijacking. The post had gotten over 2000 likes and lasted 7 hours before its deletion.<ref>https://archive.is/QvPFQ</ref> The artwork was an AI-modified version of the [[:File:Holy jesus christ chan sonichu prime by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od4d-414w-2x.jpg|2023 drawing]].

{{references}}
{{Social media}}

May 2026

2026-06-01T12:32:39Z

Master: /* Notable events */

[[File:May22 2026 Helsinki cropped.jpeg|thumb|Chris and Flutter in May]]
'''May''' [[2026]] saw the usual Transformers videos, a trip to [[Finland]] and a crypto scam.

==Notable events==
* '''1 May'''
** Chris publishes [[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]] and its subtitled version.
** Chris publishes [[Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going]].
* '''2 May''' - As preparation for his eighth trip to [[Finland]], Chris updates his availability notice on [[Cameo]] saying that he will not be available until 3 [[August 2026]].
* '''8 May'''
** Chris publishes [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2]].
** Chris publishes [[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]] and its subtitled version.
* '''15 May''' - Chris publishes [[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]] and its subtitled version. These are skits Chris cut from the ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto'' video.
* '''22 May'''
** Chris and [[Flutter]] are spotted at Forum, a shopping mall in Helsinki, Finland.<ref>[[Sightings_(2026)#Forum Shopping Centre, Helsinki, Finland]]</ref>
** Chris publishes [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3]].
** Chris publishes [[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]] and its subtitled version.
** Chris complains in a skit from the above videos and on social media about [[DrWolf]] never responding to him.<ref>[[May 2026 social media posts#Complaining about lack of response from DRWolf]]</ref>
* '''29 May'''
** Chris publishes [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto - Updated]].
** Chris publishes [[Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]] and its subtitled version.
* '''31 May''' - Chris's Instagram account [[May 2026 social media posts#Addressing the $SONICHU token|promotes a crypto coin after being hacked]].

==Activity==

===Posts===
*[[May 2026 social media posts]]

===Sightings===
*[[Sightings (2026)#May|Sightings (2026)]]

===Videos===
*[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video - Subtitled]]
*[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]]
*[[Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going]]
*[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2]]
*[[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]
*[[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]
*[[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]
*[[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]
*[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3]]
*[[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]
*[[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]
* [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto - Updated]]
* [[Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]
* [[Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]

{{References}}
{{timeline}}

May 2026

2026-06-01T12:32:29Z

Master: /* Notable events */

[[File:May22 2026 Helsinki cropped.jpeg|thumb|Chris and Flutter in May]]
'''May''' [[2026]] saw the usual Transformers videos, a trip to [[Finland]] and a crypto scam.

==Notable events==
* '''1 May'''
** Chris publishes [[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]] and its subtitled version.
** Chris publishes [[Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going]].
* '''2 May''' - As preparation for his eighth trip to [[Finland]], Chris updates his availability notice on [[Cameo]] saying that he will not be available until 3 [[August 2026]].
* '''8 May'''
** Chris publishes [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2]].
** Chris publishes [[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]] and its subtitled version.
* '''15 May''' - Chris publishes [[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]] and its subtitled version. These are skits Chris cut from the ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto'' video.
* '''22 May'''
** Chris and [[Flutter]] are spotted at Forum, a shopping mall in Helsinki, Finland.<ref>[[Sightings_(2026)#Forum Shopping Centre, Helsinki, Finland]]</ref>
** Chris publishes [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3]].
** Chris publishes [[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]] and its subtitled version.
** Chris complains in a skit from the above videos and on social media about [[DrWolf]] never responding to him.<ref>[[May 2026 social media posts#Complaining about lack of response from DRWolf]]</ref>
* '''29 May'''
** Chris publishes [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto - Updated]].
** Chris publishes [[Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]] and its subtitled version.
* '''31 May''' - Chris's Instagram account '''[[May 2026 social media posts#Addressing the $SONICHU token|promotes a crypto coin after being hacked]]'''.

==Activity==

===Posts===
*[[May 2026 social media posts]]

===Sightings===
*[[Sightings (2026)#May|Sightings (2026)]]

===Videos===
*[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video - Subtitled]]
*[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]]
*[[Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going]]
*[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2]]
*[[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]
*[[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]
*[[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]
*[[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]
*[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3]]
*[[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]
*[[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]
* [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto - Updated]]
* [[Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]
* [[Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]

{{References}}
{{timeline}}

May 2026 social media posts

2026-06-01T01:22:10Z

Master: /* Addressing the $SONICHU token */

{{ongoing}}
This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during [[May 2026]]. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on [[X]] from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu and on [[Bluesky]] from the account ‪@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social‬ and all time stamps are Eastern Time Zone (ET).

==Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video==
1 May 
11:41 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 5 minutes later.

{{quotebox|Have you just been created in Mikoto's Decepticon Base? Well, you need to watch this first. Hosted by Vehicon Gary.
⚡️💙⚡️

With Subtitles:

[''links to [[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video - Subtitled]]'']

Without Subtitles:

[''links to [[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]]'']

@EmGo316}}

==Everyone is an OC==
1 May 
7:21 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=brushofchaos.bsky.social|"Viv's shows are just a sandbox for her to play with her OCs." Son, what do you think Luke Skywalker and Star Wars are?}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Newsflash to the Vivziepop haters: Every fictional character is an OC. Spider-Man is an OC, Sonic the Hedgehog is an OC, Superman is an OC, Mario and Luigi are OC, Godzilla is an OC. Etc. etc. etc.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I am an OC, you are an OC, EVERYONE is an Original Character, but there is one other detail to know, Every OC is not fictional. We all are real, alive, safe and breathing.⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Who made us?==
1 May 
7:26 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=itsmrl.bsky.social|[''replying to above post'']

So what or who made us then?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Look into the Akashic Records and the Core of this Universe to answer that question for yourself. Someone drew you onto a sheet of paper.}}

==Dimensional Merge ongoing==
2 May 
1:09 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=shiovsworld.bsky.social‬|[''replying to [[May 2026 social media posts#Everyone is an OC|a previous post]]'']

but what about the dimensional merge?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|It's still on; we all are in the integration phase now.}}

==Merge timeline==
2 May 
2:02 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=shiovsworld.bsky.social‬|[''replying to the above post'']

do you have any idea of a timeline for when it should start happening? it feels like whats been forever}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I have long foreseen it time and again, and it has been prophecized in carvings and scriptures. The problem with foreknowing is not knowing the exact time or day of when it will happen. All one can do is have faith, because it shall happen.}}

==Reply to ween==
5 May 
5:35 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=lewafflez.bsky.social|[''replying to [[April 2026 social media posts#Seeking CPU Blue Heart costume designer|a previous post]]'']

Hey there, didya know that there's a new Neptune game coming out? And that there's a new Blue Heart now?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|She is Cyan Heart.}}

==Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2==
8 May 
9:16 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.

{{quotebox|Changeables Wave 2 of 1989 Review is up with a really cute classic cheeseburger in it. 😊

Also, the short has some good hilarity; worth the watch.⚡️💙⚡️#mcdonalds #Changeables

[''links to [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2]]'']}}

==Upcoming video==
8 May 
9:22 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=katkanaya.bsky.social|[''replying to the above post'']

Love the Big Mac Bot! Miss when McDonald’s toys had soul like this}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Definitely so. I definitely go further in commentary in the upcoming Wave 4 (2026) video. Debuting June 5, 2026. Sadly, it's such a long video, that Part 4 of "Changeable Scouts" will be a separate video. It will be worth the wait. ⚡️💙⚡️}}
{{quotebox|<center><gallery>
File:C2 photo.jpg
File:C2 drawing.jpg
</gallery></center>}}

==No problems with gays==
8 May 
10:11 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=penguthefox.bsky.social|[''replying to [[May 2026 social media posts#Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2|a previous post]]'']

I had a question. I was watching old videos about your life and do you still have problems with gay people. I’m not here to cause drama or anything I’m just genuinely curious.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|No problems with the gay people. All is well. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️}}

==Roberta Sonichu==
8 May 
10:13 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=zapbuddy07.bsky.social|[''replying to the above post'']

Christine has been very supportive of the LGBTQ+ community for nearly 10 years at this point. Sonichu #12 which was made in 2017 literally centers around a young trans girl transitioning and a whole pride parade}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Yes. Roberta Sonichu came out and made her first Sonic Rainboom then, with the help of a rainbow dress and quill colouring. Nowadays, she does not need that to make that Sonic Boom a Rainboom. The only known Sonichu known to do what both Rainbow Dashes do. 🌈⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Changeable Scouts, Part 2==
9 May 
1:30 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.
{{quotebox|Changeable Scouts, Part 2 is up for your edible convenience.⚡️💙⚡️#mcdonalds #Changeables

Subtitled:

[''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]'']

Not Subtitled:

[''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'']}}

==Final Fantasy characters==
9 May 
3:49 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=atmaaaaaa.bsky.social‬|@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social hello! my friends and i were curious: if you had to choose a character to play in final fantasy xiv online, which race/gender would you choose? options pictured below :D

[[File:FFXIV characters.png|300px]]}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I don't know. The fox girl in the upper row.}}

==Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)==
15 May 
11:50 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.
{{quotebox|We go Behind the Scenes, a bit, with the Gwenmi Mikoto #LightPoweredReview video.⚡️💙⚡️

Subtitled:

[''links to [[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]'']

Without Subtitles:

[''links to [[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'']}}

==Regular Show drawing==
18 May 
1:32 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quotebox|Look at what Mordecai and Rigby have! Ye-ah! Ooooooooooooohh!!!⚡️💙⚡️#RegularShow

[[File:Bluesky - Regular Show drawing.png|200px]]
}}

==Pathfinder from GoBots==
20 May 
2:13 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=GoBots Daily @DailyGoBots|G1 pathfinder is so funny because with the rest of the g1 gobots most people accept the redesigns but I have not seen a single person who prefers g1 pathfinder over the original 😭✌️}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Actually, I prefer the OG colours and design of Pathfinder. ⚡️💙⚡️ I at least coloured the head.

[[File:Pathfinder GoBots.jpg|200px]]
}}

==Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3==
22 May 
11:36 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 4 minutes later.
{{quotebox|The Review of 1990's third wave of Changeables is now public with their (mini) Dinobots AND the continued lack of opposing factions.⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3]]'']}}

==Complaining about lack of response from DRWolf==
22 May 
11:39 AM

Replying to the above post.

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quotebox|Also, seriously, [[DRWolf|#DrWolf001]] did not respond to me even after donating hundreds of dollars back in between [[2019]] and [[2020]] on high tier on his [[Patreon|#patreon]]. Do you actually talk with Any of your Patreon High Tier supporters, Doc? ⭐️⭐️➖➖➖⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:Chris complaint DRWolf.jpg|200px]]}}

On Twitter, Chris posted an altered version a minute later.

{{quotebox|Also, seriously, @DWolf001 did not respond to me even after donating hundreds of dollars back in between 2019 and 2020 on high tier on his @Patreon. Do you actually talk with Any of your Patreon High Tier supporters, Doc? [[Negotiation|Will you prove me wrong?]]⭐️⭐️➖➖➖
⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)==
22 May 
12:05 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.
{{quotebox|Changeable Scouts, Part 3 is now public. "How will you be paying? Cash? Or Crypto Data?"⚡️💙⚡️

Subtitled: [''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]'']

Without Subtitles: [''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'']}}

==Memorial Day==
25 May 
3:46 PM

{{quotebox|I wish all of you a safe and Happy Memorial Day. I always have respect for the soldiers who go out and sacrifice their time, energy and lives for us. 🇺🇸🫡

@barackobama.bsky.social

[[File:Barack Obama drawing 22 May 2026.jpeg|200px]]}}

Chris reposted 2 minutes later to Twitter, changing the Obama tag to match his Twitter account:

{{quotebox|@BarackObama}}

==PewDiePie stops doing family vlogs==
29 May 
11:36 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I have just read about @[[PewDiePie|pewdiepie]] ending his family vlog series. While I have not watched those vlogs, I feel this was a good choice for the popular YouTuber. 
⚡️💙⚡️ 
{{quoteboxred|speaker=Dexerto|YouTuber PewDiePie has announced that he and his wife Marzia will end their family vlogs later this year to protect the privacy of their son Björn as he grows up

“If he wants to be part of it, that should be his choice later [in life]” 
[''two pictures'']}}
}}

==Addressing the $SONICHU token==
31 May 
6:54:36 PM

Posted to Chris's [[Instagram]] account @christinewestonchandler. It is suspected that these posts were made by someone who hacked his account, Chris has yet to confirm or deny this.

{{quotebox|A couple of things.

First and foremost, I would like to address the recent attention surrounding the $SONICHU token. I have observed many individuals discussing it from purely financial perspectives, speaking only of charts, percentages, and temporary gains. Yet, as many of you may eventually come to understand, there are deeper spiritual implications at work here than what can be measured on any exchange.

The $SONICHU token is not merely a token. It is, in its own way, a symbolic vessel. A representation. A reminder. For those who have become spiritually aware, it serves as one of many signs that the greater alignment of events continues onward according to its destined sequence.

Now, I am not advising anyone to act rashly or irresponsibly. Such decisions are for each individual soul to determine for themselves. However, I will say that there are reasons why certain symbols, names, and ideas continue to reappear throughout the timelines and throughout history. The observant among you will notice these patterns.

Many have asked me whether $SONICHU has significance within the faith and spiritual understanding that I have shared over the years. To that, I can only say that its presence is neither accidental nor without purpose. There are connections and meanings that will become increasingly evident as future events unfold and are properly documented.

As always, I encourage each of you to seek enlightenment for yourselves. Be kind to one another. Remain patient. Observe the signs around you. Pay attention not only to the news and happenings of the world, but also to the sensations within your own heart and spirit.

In due time, many things presently misunderstood will become clear. The greater picture will reveal itself, and what today appears unusual may tomorrow be recognized as part of a much larger design.

Lots of Love, and Be Safe and Well. 
[[File:$SONICHU.jpg|300px]]}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker=nastygnocchi|I didn’t even know I followed you. But I will not be purchasing}}

{{quotebox|@nastygnocchi you are going to hell}}

{{Social media}}

May 2026 social media posts

2026-06-01T01:16:22Z

Master: /* Addressing the $SONICHU token */

{{ongoing}}
This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during [[May 2026]]. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on [[X]] from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu and on [[Bluesky]] from the account ‪@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social‬ and all time stamps are Eastern Time Zone (ET).

==Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video==
1 May 
11:41 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 5 minutes later.

{{quotebox|Have you just been created in Mikoto's Decepticon Base? Well, you need to watch this first. Hosted by Vehicon Gary.
⚡️💙⚡️

With Subtitles:

[''links to [[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video - Subtitled]]'']

Without Subtitles:

[''links to [[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]]'']

@EmGo316}}

==Everyone is an OC==
1 May 
7:21 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=brushofchaos.bsky.social|"Viv's shows are just a sandbox for her to play with her OCs." Son, what do you think Luke Skywalker and Star Wars are?}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Newsflash to the Vivziepop haters: Every fictional character is an OC. Spider-Man is an OC, Sonic the Hedgehog is an OC, Superman is an OC, Mario and Luigi are OC, Godzilla is an OC. Etc. etc. etc.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I am an OC, you are an OC, EVERYONE is an Original Character, but there is one other detail to know, Every OC is not fictional. We all are real, alive, safe and breathing.⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Who made us?==
1 May 
7:26 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=itsmrl.bsky.social|[''replying to above post'']

So what or who made us then?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Look into the Akashic Records and the Core of this Universe to answer that question for yourself. Someone drew you onto a sheet of paper.}}

==Dimensional Merge ongoing==
2 May 
1:09 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=shiovsworld.bsky.social‬|[''replying to [[May 2026 social media posts#Everyone is an OC|a previous post]]'']

but what about the dimensional merge?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|It's still on; we all are in the integration phase now.}}

==Merge timeline==
2 May 
2:02 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=shiovsworld.bsky.social‬|[''replying to the above post'']

do you have any idea of a timeline for when it should start happening? it feels like whats been forever}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I have long foreseen it time and again, and it has been prophecized in carvings and scriptures. The problem with foreknowing is not knowing the exact time or day of when it will happen. All one can do is have faith, because it shall happen.}}

==Reply to ween==
5 May 
5:35 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=lewafflez.bsky.social|[''replying to [[April 2026 social media posts#Seeking CPU Blue Heart costume designer|a previous post]]'']

Hey there, didya know that there's a new Neptune game coming out? And that there's a new Blue Heart now?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|She is Cyan Heart.}}

==Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2==
8 May 
9:16 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.

{{quotebox|Changeables Wave 2 of 1989 Review is up with a really cute classic cheeseburger in it. 😊

Also, the short has some good hilarity; worth the watch.⚡️💙⚡️#mcdonalds #Changeables

[''links to [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2]]'']}}

==Upcoming video==
8 May 
9:22 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=katkanaya.bsky.social|[''replying to the above post'']

Love the Big Mac Bot! Miss when McDonald’s toys had soul like this}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Definitely so. I definitely go further in commentary in the upcoming Wave 4 (2026) video. Debuting June 5, 2026. Sadly, it's such a long video, that Part 4 of "Changeable Scouts" will be a separate video. It will be worth the wait. ⚡️💙⚡️}}
{{quotebox|<center><gallery>
File:C2 photo.jpg
File:C2 drawing.jpg
</gallery></center>}}

==No problems with gays==
8 May 
10:11 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=penguthefox.bsky.social|[''replying to [[May 2026 social media posts#Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2|a previous post]]'']

I had a question. I was watching old videos about your life and do you still have problems with gay people. I’m not here to cause drama or anything I’m just genuinely curious.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|No problems with the gay people. All is well. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️}}

==Roberta Sonichu==
8 May 
10:13 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=zapbuddy07.bsky.social|[''replying to the above post'']

Christine has been very supportive of the LGBTQ+ community for nearly 10 years at this point. Sonichu #12 which was made in 2017 literally centers around a young trans girl transitioning and a whole pride parade}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Yes. Roberta Sonichu came out and made her first Sonic Rainboom then, with the help of a rainbow dress and quill colouring. Nowadays, she does not need that to make that Sonic Boom a Rainboom. The only known Sonichu known to do what both Rainbow Dashes do. 🌈⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Changeable Scouts, Part 2==
9 May 
1:30 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.
{{quotebox|Changeable Scouts, Part 2 is up for your edible convenience.⚡️💙⚡️#mcdonalds #Changeables

Subtitled:

[''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]'']

Not Subtitled:

[''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'']}}

==Final Fantasy characters==
9 May 
3:49 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=atmaaaaaa.bsky.social‬|@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social hello! my friends and i were curious: if you had to choose a character to play in final fantasy xiv online, which race/gender would you choose? options pictured below :D

[[File:FFXIV characters.png|300px]]}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I don't know. The fox girl in the upper row.}}

==Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)==
15 May 
11:50 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.
{{quotebox|We go Behind the Scenes, a bit, with the Gwenmi Mikoto #LightPoweredReview video.⚡️💙⚡️

Subtitled:

[''links to [[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]'']

Without Subtitles:

[''links to [[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'']}}

==Regular Show drawing==
18 May 
1:32 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quotebox|Look at what Mordecai and Rigby have! Ye-ah! Ooooooooooooohh!!!⚡️💙⚡️#RegularShow

[[File:Bluesky - Regular Show drawing.png|200px]]
}}

==Pathfinder from GoBots==
20 May 
2:13 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=GoBots Daily @DailyGoBots|G1 pathfinder is so funny because with the rest of the g1 gobots most people accept the redesigns but I have not seen a single person who prefers g1 pathfinder over the original 😭✌️}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Actually, I prefer the OG colours and design of Pathfinder. ⚡️💙⚡️ I at least coloured the head.

[[File:Pathfinder GoBots.jpg|200px]]
}}

==Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3==
22 May 
11:36 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 4 minutes later.
{{quotebox|The Review of 1990's third wave of Changeables is now public with their (mini) Dinobots AND the continued lack of opposing factions.⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3]]'']}}

==Complaining about lack of response from DRWolf==
22 May 
11:39 AM

Replying to the above post.

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quotebox|Also, seriously, [[DRWolf|#DrWolf001]] did not respond to me even after donating hundreds of dollars back in between [[2019]] and [[2020]] on high tier on his [[Patreon|#patreon]]. Do you actually talk with Any of your Patreon High Tier supporters, Doc? ⭐️⭐️➖➖➖⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:Chris complaint DRWolf.jpg|200px]]}}

On Twitter, Chris posted an altered version a minute later.

{{quotebox|Also, seriously, @DWolf001 did not respond to me even after donating hundreds of dollars back in between 2019 and 2020 on high tier on his @Patreon. Do you actually talk with Any of your Patreon High Tier supporters, Doc? [[Negotiation|Will you prove me wrong?]]⭐️⭐️➖➖➖
⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)==
22 May 
12:05 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.
{{quotebox|Changeable Scouts, Part 3 is now public. "How will you be paying? Cash? Or Crypto Data?"⚡️💙⚡️

Subtitled: [''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]'']

Without Subtitles: [''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'']}}

==Memorial Day==
25 May 
3:46 PM

{{quotebox|I wish all of you a safe and Happy Memorial Day. I always have respect for the soldiers who go out and sacrifice their time, energy and lives for us. 🇺🇸🫡

@barackobama.bsky.social

[[File:Barack Obama drawing 22 May 2026.jpeg|200px]]}}

Chris reposted 2 minutes later to Twitter, changing the Obama tag to match his Twitter account:

{{quotebox|@BarackObama}}

==PewDiePie stops doing family vlogs==
29 May 
11:36 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I have just read about @[[PewDiePie|pewdiepie]] ending his family vlog series. While I have not watched those vlogs, I feel this was a good choice for the popular YouTuber. 
⚡️💙⚡️ 
{{quoteboxred|speaker=Dexerto|YouTuber PewDiePie has announced that he and his wife Marzia will end their family vlogs later this year to protect the privacy of their son Björn as he grows up

“If he wants to be part of it, that should be his choice later [in life]” 
[''two pictures'']}}
}}

==Addressing the $SONICHU token==
31 May 
6:54:36 PM

Posted to Chris's [[Instagram]] account @christinewestonchandler. It is suspected that this was a post made by someone who hacked his account, Chris has yet to confirm or deny this.

{{quotebox|A couple of things.

First and foremost, I would like to address the recent attention surrounding the $SONICHU token. I have observed many individuals discussing it from purely financial perspectives, speaking only of charts, percentages, and temporary gains. Yet, as many of you may eventually come to understand, there are deeper spiritual implications at work here than what can be measured on any exchange.

The $SONICHU token is not merely a token. It is, in its own way, a symbolic vessel. A representation. A reminder. For those who have become spiritually aware, it serves as one of many signs that the greater alignment of events continues onward according to its destined sequence.

Now, I am not advising anyone to act rashly or irresponsibly. Such decisions are for each individual soul to determine for themselves. However, I will say that there are reasons why certain symbols, names, and ideas continue to reappear throughout the timelines and throughout history. The observant among you will notice these patterns.

Many have asked me whether $SONICHU has significance within the faith and spiritual understanding that I have shared over the years. To that, I can only say that its presence is neither accidental nor without purpose. There are connections and meanings that will become increasingly evident as future events unfold and are properly documented.

As always, I encourage each of you to seek enlightenment for yourselves. Be kind to one another. Remain patient. Observe the signs around you. Pay attention not only to the news and happenings of the world, but also to the sensations within your own heart and spirit.

In due time, many things presently misunderstood will become clear. The greater picture will reveal itself, and what today appears unusual may tomorrow be recognized as part of a much larger design.

Lots of Love, and Be Safe and Well. 
[[File:$SONICHU.jpg|300px]]}}

{{Social media}}

Template:Quote of the now

2026-06-01T01:13:25Z

Master: Undo revision 362558 by Master (talk)

{{quote|Unavailable for personalized videos until 08/03/2026. "I’ll be back on later this year. Be safe and well, and go forth with that which is Light Powered, Holy and Good. ⚡️💙⚡️"|Chris on [[Cameo]]}}
<noinclude>

{{Usage|1= This template sits pride of place on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It consists simply of a recent or topical quote from [[Chris]], or in rare cases non-Chris people. When editing the quote, ensure it is as accurate as possible, the exact source is referenced, and use links appropriately. '''Be sure to cite where this quote comes from, include a link if applicable.''' Also, this is a wiki - '''PLEASE WIKIFY''' (i.e. add links to other articles) when possible. Finally, don't add commentary to citation part - let Chris's words do the talking.}}</noinclude>

May 2026

2026-06-01T01:13:11Z

Master: Undo revision 362557 by Master (talk)

{{ongoing}}
[[File:May22 2026 Helsinki cropped.jpeg|thumb|Chris and Flutter in May]]
'''May''' [[2026]].

==Notable events==
* '''1 May'''
** Chris publishes [[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]] and its subtitled version.
** Chris publishes [[Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going]].
* '''2 May''' - As preparation for his eighth trip to [[Finland]], Chris updates his availability notice on [[Cameo]] saying that he will not be available until 3 [[August 2026]].
* '''8 May'''
** Chris publishes [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2]].
** Chris publishes [[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]] and its subtitled version.
* '''15 May''' - Chris publishes [[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]] and its subtitled version. These are skits Chris cut from the ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto'' video.
* '''22 May'''
** Chris and [[Flutter]] are spotted at Forum, a shopping mall in Helsinki, Finland.<ref>[[Sightings_(2026)#Forum Shopping Centre, Helsinki, Finland]]</ref>
** Chris publishes [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3]].
** Chris publishes [[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]] and its subtitled version.
** Chris complains in a skit from the above videos and on social media about [[DrWolf]] never responding to him.<ref>[[May 2026 social media posts#Complaining about lack of response from DRWolf]]</ref>
* '''29 May'''
** Chris publishes [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto - Updated]].
** Chris publishes [[Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]] and its subtitled version.

==Activity==
===Chats===
*None yet.

===Posts===
*[[May 2026 social media posts]]

===Sightings===
*[[Sightings (2026)#May|Sightings (2026)]]

===Videos===
*[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video - Subtitled]]
*[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]]
*[[Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going]]
*[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2]]
*[[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]
*[[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]
*[[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]
*[[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]
*[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3]]
*[[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]
*[[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]
* [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto - Updated]]
* [[Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]
* [[Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]

{{References}}
{{timeline}}

Talk:May 2026

2026-06-01T01:12:54Z

Master: /* Instagram */

== Instagram ==

I'm not sure the Instagram post is by Chris, could've been compromised. Maybe we should see if he confirms or denies it on Bluesky or Twitter. I don't think it should be on Quote of the Now for the time being. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 20:52, 31 May 2026 (EDT)
:You're right, I sort of jumped the gun. [[User:Master|Master]] ([[User talk:Master|talk]]) 21:12, 31 May 2026 (EDT)

Template:Quote of the now

2026-05-31T23:52:02Z

Master:

{{quote|A couple of things.

First and foremost, I would like to address the recent attention surrounding the $SONICHU token. I have observed many individuals discussing it from purely financial perspectives, speaking only of charts, percentages, and temporary gains. Yet, as many of you may eventually come to understand, there are deeper spiritual implications at work here than what can be measured on any exchange.

The $SONICHU token is not merely a token. It is, in its own way, a symbolic vessel. A representation. A reminder. For those who have become spiritually aware, it serves as one of many signs that the greater alignment of events continues onward according to its destined sequence.

Now, I am not advising anyone to act rashly or irresponsibly. Such decisions are for each individual soul to determine for themselves. However, I will say that there are reasons why certain symbols, names, and ideas continue to reappear throughout the timelines and throughout history. The observant among you will notice these patterns.

Many have asked me whether $SONICHU has significance within the faith and spiritual understanding that I have shared over the years. To that, I can only say that its presence is neither accidental nor without purpose. There are connections and meanings that will become increasingly evident as future events unfold and are properly documented.

As always, I encourage each of you to seek enlightenment for yourselves. Be kind to one another. Remain patient. Observe the signs around you. Pay attention not only to the news and happenings of the world, but also to the sensations within your own heart and spirit.

In due time, many things presently misunderstood will become clear. The greater picture will reveal itself, and what today appears unusual may tomorrow be recognized as part of a much larger design.

Lots of Love, and Be Safe and Well.|Chris on [[Instagram]]}}
<noinclude>

{{Usage|1= This template sits pride of place on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It consists simply of a recent or topical quote from [[Chris]], or in rare cases non-Chris people. When editing the quote, ensure it is as accurate as possible, the exact source is referenced, and use links appropriately. '''Be sure to cite where this quote comes from, include a link if applicable.''' Also, this is a wiki - '''PLEASE WIKIFY''' (i.e. add links to other articles) when possible. Finally, don't add commentary to citation part - let Chris's words do the talking.}}</noinclude>

May 2026

2026-05-31T23:48:18Z

Master:

{{ongoing}}
[[File:May22 2026 Helsinki cropped.jpeg|thumb|Chris and Flutter in May]]
'''May''' [[2026]].

==Notable events==
* '''1 May'''
** Chris publishes [[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]] and its subtitled version.
** Chris publishes [[Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going]].
* '''2 May''' - As preparation for his eighth trip to [[Finland]], Chris updates his availability notice on [[Cameo]] saying that he will not be available until 3 [[August 2026]].
* '''8 May'''
** Chris publishes [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2]].
** Chris publishes [[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]] and its subtitled version.
* '''15 May''' - Chris publishes [[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]] and its subtitled version. These are skits Chris cut from the ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto'' video.
* '''22 May'''
** Chris and [[Flutter]] are spotted at Forum, a shopping mall in Helsinki, Finland.<ref>[[Sightings_(2026)#Forum Shopping Centre, Helsinki, Finland]]</ref>
** Chris publishes [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3]].
** Chris publishes [[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]] and its subtitled version.
** Chris complains in a skit from the above videos and on social media about [[DrWolf]] never responding to him.<ref>[[May 2026 social media posts#Complaining about lack of response from DRWolf]]</ref>
* '''29 May'''
** Chris publishes [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto - Updated]].
** Chris publishes [[Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]] and its subtitled version.
* '''31 May''' - Chris made his first [[Instagram]] post in nearly 5 years.

==Activity==
===Chats===
*None yet.

===Posts===
*[[May 2026 social media posts]]

===Sightings===
*[[Sightings (2026)#May|Sightings (2026)]]

===Videos===
*[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video - Subtitled]]
*[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]]
*[[Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going]]
*[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2]]
*[[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]
*[[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]
*[[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]
*[[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]
*[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3]]
*[[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]
*[[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]
* [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto - Updated]]
* [[Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]
* [[Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]

{{References}}
{{timeline}}

CWC's Sonichu Site!

2026-05-30T14:03:51Z

Master: /* See also */

[[File:Scom.PNG|thumb|250px|Bright gaudy background colors seem to be mandatory on vanity pages.]]

'''CWC's Sonichu Site!''' (full title: '''The Official & The Originial '''''[sic]'' '''From Christian Weston Chandler the Sonichu and Rosechu Site!''') was Chris's homepage for the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' franchise. It existed in various incarnations from [[2000]] to [[August 2009]], and was a regular target of hacking by trolls following Chris's discovery in 2007. Half a decade later, Chris's [[Facebook]] friends helped him make a new site, which was pretty much non-functional and error-ridden during its astonishing 10-day life.

==Design==
Chris liked to harp on how he took two HTML classes and likes to construct his page on [[Wikipedia:Netscape Composer|Netscape Composer]], a mercifully discontinued software product. It is fairly obvious that either the HTML classes didn't teach good web design principles, or Chris [[A Week With Christian Chandler|slept through those sections]].

The main hub of the Sonichu site was the front page. Chris dumped everything on the front page, all of the content centered. Chris also added things to the page in random places with little thought as to where they would go, and didn't really have the time and energy to update the page. In its later incarnations, the page had mentions of ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' material, Chris's changes to the comic, and had "[[Chris and copyright|Copyright]] CWC and [[Nintendo]]", long after the end of the [[Miyamoto Saga]].

Chris's site also boasted that it was a member of the "Super [[Sonic]] Webring"; closer inspection reveals that Chris's site is not listed as a member of the webring, and Chris failed to insert the correct codes (i.e., he failed to put in his member ID, leaving "_SITE_ID_HERE_" in the links) – this simple failure to follow very simple setup instructions may have been why he was not approved as a member, as Webring owners usually checked this. His Fastcounter link is also broken. In its earliest incarnations Chris had a MIDI playing in the background, just to get that old Web 1.0 feel.

===Sonichu-Fans (2008)===
'''Sonichu-Fans''' was a small sub-site of Sonichu.net, created by [[PandaHalo]], and meant for use by Chris's [[fans]]. Chris introduced it with:

{{quotebox|**NEW and OFFICIALLY APPROVED, it is the Sonichu & Rosechu Fan Site, AKA the OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Chat Page.** It is worth CHECKING OUT, what with the APPROVED Fan Content from my well-trusted Webmaster of the Page. Including Sonichu & Rosechu Bio Blocks, Coloring Pages, a few bits of Random Intelligence from the TRUE Man Behind the Electric-Hedgehog, Christian Weston Chandler. And OF COURSE the Well-Created, Java-Designed Sonichu & Rosechu Chat Box for the TRUE, GOOD, LOYAL Sonichu & Rosechu Fans to gather and chat (Sometimes I'll make an appearance to answer some questions).}}

Most of the site's features were never really created. Its most notable feature was "Sonichu fan chat", a Java [[IRC]] applet that connected to [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|Rizon's #sonichu channel]]. In the days following its introduction, Chris appeared in the fan chat in person a few times.

===Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack (early 2009 – May 2009)===
{{main|Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack}}

After the nuclear winter following the release of [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], Chris had made a solemn promise not to release any more naughty imagery. Naturally, he had to break this vow when he found out about the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum and wanted to impress the members.

== Content ==
===Earliest Appearance===
[[File:Sonichu site original.png|thumb|The incredibly garish original appearance.]]
In terms of content, Chris's Sonichu site was at first almost identical to [[CWC's Pokésite 2]]. There were links to game reviews, his [[Sonichu's News Dash!]], his [[Wall of Originals|original Sonic cards]], and most importantly, a link to his "About the Author" page. Guests could listen to a remixed version of "Sonic Boom" The main visual portrayed Sonic and Sonichu as equals, and the centered text didn't even play up Sonichu. It read simply:
[[File:193-soniclgo.jpg|thumb|Original main visual.]]
{{quotebox|
Welcome...

To my new Sonic the Hedgehog Site!

Enjoy your visit. 8)

Please visit again for many Updates, be sure to Bookmark us, and be sure to tell your friends about us, too. And, Please sign my Guestbook.}}

As Chris created new minor sites over the years, such as his [[Hot_Wheels#CWC's_Vroom-a-Zoom!|Hotwheels page]] and his [[Lego#Christian's_Bionicle_Site|Bionicle site]], he provided links. In 2002, he added something called "The Sonichu Chronicles Slideshow." In general, he does not seem to have given much attention to the site during its first several years.

===The influence of the [[Love Quest]]===
In 2003 and 2004, Chris's life became focused on the Love Quest, and in early 2004, he reinvented the Sonichu Site as a platform for advertising himself and his artistic geinus.

{{quotebox|*We interrupt this view with a special bulliten, the Sonichu Site is finally updated with all new GameCube and Game Boy Advance information. 8)
And the All New Sonichu's News Dash! Newsletter!}}

The reinvigorated News Dash, of course, was more than anything else a tool to acquire a girlfriend. Chris also added his romantic fantasy [[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]. His "About the Author" section was updated to include one of his first lists of qualifications for a sweetheart. He also highlighted Sonichu's first appearance in ''Nintendo Power'' magazine, and the later "personal ad" in the magazine in which he discussed his [[noviophobia]]. By 2006, the central visual on the site was a cartoon representation of Chris himself, and the "About the Author" section was the first and most important link, given priority even over [[Sonichu 0|issue #0 of ''Sonichu'']].

Links to new issues of ''Sonichu'' were added as they appeared. At a moment of writer's block, he wrote:

{{quotebox|*The uploading of the Sonichu Issues #3 and 4 images were inspired by the local Sonichu Fan Club of Charlottesville, Virginia.*

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Thank You all for reminding me to get off my duff and back to drawing the fun Sonichu comics.* :j

As a man of my word, I promise them and you all that there will be many more issues to come onto CWC's Sonichu Site!}}

Upon [[Megan]]'s rejection, he temporarily lost inspiration, and had to note:

{{quotebox|*Sonichu Issue Number Six is still in the works, as I progress through my lonesome depression.}}

As with all his sites, he used the site to scream about [[Adam Stackhouse]] and the [[Parappa Contest]].

Shortly after producing his [[DVD]], he highlighted his new educational video, and indicated that he was starting to receive some ridicule for his opinions:

{{quotebox|For the benefit of the Present and the Future beyond my 25th Birthday on Februrary 24, 2007, I have created this movie which was on the "Christian Weston Chandler... Yep, I'm On T.V." DVD.

So, I present for you all, straight from my Director's Cut, "[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|Christian Weston Chandler's Future Message]] 022407."

Enjoy, Learn, and [[homos|Stay Straight]] (I AM SERIOUS).}}

===Chris discovers his fanbase===
According to plan, by mid-2008 Chris believed that he had an extensive fanbase, and he started to make demands. In August he made a significant update to the site with a statement he also placed on his [[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog|blog]], a spiel about how amazing his game will be if you'd just take the time to flood the Nintendo and SEGA forums demanding it be made. Chris is careful to announce that he will be reducing his own presence in the story, shortly before explaining that the entire plot of the game will be about him:

{{quotebox|'''An Important Update'''

With the Sonichu Fanbase growing wildly with lots of energtic Hype, I am ready to take '''Sonichu''' and my world of '''Cwcville''' back to Nintendo of America and SEGA of America. And upon the unity in business between '''Nintendo''', the company who provided me with my second gaming system, the Game Boy, after my very first '''Commodore 64''' computer, '''SEGA''', the company who introduced '''Sonic the Hedgehog''' as not only my Life-Long Hero, after the American Rabbit, but as the True Role Model Icon I am proud to have learned some of my attitudes and beliefs from since 1991, and myself, '''Christian Weston Chandler''', we will make Sonichu and Rosechu and their world being more Real than I was able to make them by myself with pen and markers in hand, and a vasly-knowledgeable imagination.

You won't be able to truly say you've "Caught Them All", until you've caught the Original Sonichu and Rosechu in a CWC Approved Nintendo/Sega Pok'emon Lightning Version on GBA and DS to catch a great share of the other currently avilable '''Four Hundred and Ninty-Three''' Pok'emon.

Think you know the ins and outs of Sonichu and Rosechu, wait until Season Two of the Comic Book Series, likely to start within the year 2009. I will withdraw myself from being as intrusive in the series as I have been so far; I've been selfish, and I'm tired of drawing myself so much. See how I take my leave of Cwcville in the Season Finale, to hopefully be uploaded and on the Sonichu Site 4th Quarter, 2008 or 1st Quarter, 2009.

And because I've been hogging the spotlight, you don't know Sonichu and Rosechu as you properly should. In the first CWC Approved Release of the "Sonichu's Adventure" video game, with Nintendo and SEGA's help, on Nintendo Wii (although it was intended originally for Gamecube), with compatibility with the Wii Classic Controler as well as Gamecube Contoller, with rumble functionality hopefully. Sonichu is more than Lightning and Lightning-Speed, and Rosechu is more than delightful Bolts and Heart-Felt for Sonichu. Play on, as they rescue each other from the darkest evil that has manifested itself within some recycled nuts and bolts on the moon. And what a storyline it will have, based mostly from the comics with the duo and the Chaotic Combo as well.

And I HAVE the idea for the Video Game for myself, if I can swing that with SEGA as well, an epic tale of my tragic Adult Life straight from my tortured heart and soul. I will bring the pain to the Jerkops, I will kick Mary Lee Walsh into her cauldron to burn, as well as the other villians. And I will have support from my Electric-Hedgehogs, my mother and father, my Closest Gal-Pals who I've grown to love; '''Megan Schroeder''' and '''Anna McLerran''' to name a couple, sparingly in the game. And I will square-off in the TRULY SELF-EPIC Battle between me, and my Dark Half. I plan to have THIS GAME ALONE go Multi-Console between Nintendo Wii, Playstation 2 and Playstation 3 (with downloadable content).

'''And All This CAN come to Fruition... with YOUR HELP!'''

The populace of Sonichu, Rosechu and Christian Chandler fans. All I ask for in minimum, is to contact Nintendo of America AND SEGA of America by way of POSTING in their respective FORUMS, sending them E-Mails, and, HIGHLY Recommended, Hand-Written Letters to BOTH Companies, that You Want Sonichu, and that they should get in touch with me, Christian Weston Chandler, via Telephone or Snail-Mail, or In Person. Both Companies have my information in their computers, as I have written to them a number of times in my lifetime.

'''Who do you want to catch?'''

Sonichu and Rosechu!

'''Who's the Underdog Director you've grown to know?'''

Christian Weston Chandler!

'''When Do You Want Nintendo and SEGA to Talk to Me to EVOLVE Sonichu and Rosechu more Realistically?'''

'''NOW!!!'''}}

His fans were instrumental in helping Chris win a [[Guitar Hero]] [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|contest]]:

{{quotebox|**Vote for Me to get me as possibly a Playable Character in a Future Guitar Hero Game, with Sonichu & Rosechu in my Band!**

ONLY the above Picture is Officially on that Sweepstakes Page, and the matching "gid" in the address is equal ONLY TO 1252; ALL OTHER GID NUMBERS of any similar pictures of myself are IMPOSTORS. Please Report them to the Sweepstakes People, especially the one I've found whose GID is 1503.}}

{{quotebox|Your Voices Have Been TRULY HEARD!

I just got the Legitimate Call from the GameStop Corporation in Texas Yesterday, and I AM THE TRUE FIRST WINNER of the $400 Gift Card Weekly Winners. Now all there is to do, is wait and hope that they pick me to be a Playa in a Future Guitar Hero Game, with Sonichu & Rosechu in my band.

Thank You All, my Loyal Sonichu & Rosechu Fans!}}

He also discussed his utilization of [[Little Big Planet]] to advertise Sonichu:

{{quotebox|'''Playstation 3 2nd Anniversary LittleBiGPlanet Level.'''

My loyal fans, I am finishing my 18th episode comic. But Also, I have Published a New LittleBiGPlanet Level, "[[PS3 History Level|LBC1-CWC's Playstation 3 History]]" for a chance to win the RARE Crown for my Sonichu Sackboy (See Image of Sonichu in LBP above). Anyway, ALL of you who play LBP on your PS3, or plan to do so, Please Heart this Level (Hearting is like "Favoriting"); the Top 5 Levels will consist of those "LBC1-" Levels with the MOST HEARTS.

I have also uploaded a video onto YouTube of a Play-Through of the Level, so enjoy. :)}}

He was excited to learn that this effort paid off:

{{quotebox|I have CAUGHT Media Molecule's Attention with MY LBC1-Level! And to quote them,

{{quoteboxred|CWC's PLAYSTATION 3 History Level

Brought to use by Sonichu, his PLAYSTATION 3 History level is a definitely must see. Complete with a series of mini- games and innovative mechanisms, we were enthralled by the amount of content and PS3 features the level was able to highlight. We especially like how Sonichu took full advantage of the PLAYSTATION Eye by presenting a detailed lineup of various movies and games from the PLAYSTATION / BlueRay family.}}

Thank You, Media Molecule; YOU have just made my Thanksgiving Day of 2008! :D

I also have a few more ideas of improvement, like an area above the Game/Blu-Ray selection with games and Movies that I don't have in my Collection that ARE CHOICE.

If you have any suggestions, please e-mail your PS3 Game/Blu-Ray Movie Choices List to me @ ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com, or send me a message over the Playstation Network to my PSNID: Sonichu.

Happy Thanksgiving to ALL my Sonichu & Rosechu Fans, Sony and Media Molecule! :D}}

===Trolls seize control===
Soon, Chris believed that he was in contact with Nintendo, and reassured his fans:

{{quotebox|'''**From the WORDS of my Nintendo Lawer**'''

Just to put the MATTER TO REST, from the words of my Nintendo Lawyer, who has been Most Trustworthy and Helpful, states in an e-mail he sent to me Janurary 7, 2008, and I quote:

SEGA has never disaproved of the Sonichu franchise, even when I directly conversed with the head of their Legal department (which they also have In-house), You don't have to worry about any legal issue, unless I inform you of a problem I have come across, Otherwise it is false or rumor.

SO, I TELL YOU ALL IN THE FANBASE, IT IS ALL GOOD BETWEEN NINTENDO AND SEGA ON SONICHU, ROSECHU AND ALL STORY PARTS THEREIN.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES!

COME ON, PLAYSTATION 3 & LITTLEBiGPLANET! :D}}

When [[JK Productions]] got in touch in August 2008, he included a link:

{{quotebox|Also, for the Video Game Ideas, The Official CWC Approved Sonichu Video Game Blog is up and running at <nowiki>http://sonichugame.blogspot.com/</nowiki>.}}

But on 11 September 2008, in part because of opposition from his video game partner, he declared:

{{quotebox|**After Serious Consideration and numerous complaints, I HAVE REMOVED the explicit sexual pages from EPISODE 17 of Comic #8, And as GOD Promised NEVER again to Flood the earth with a Rainbow over Noah's Ark, I cast My Rainbow of Promise to NEVER AGAIN Draw or Upload any Further Images between Sonichus and Rosechus in EPISODE 18 of Comic #8, as well as ALL Future Comics, that depict explicit sexuality. I, Chritian Weston Chandler, Humbly and Sincerely, From the Bottom of my Heart, Apologize to EVERYONE who has read the 17th Episode before September 10, 2008, after the Waterloo of an Episode was uploaded on September 9, 2008. Thank you for your Patronage and Growing Fanbase.**

Also, after a good number of e-mails sent from my fanbase, I have removed the anatomy of Sonichu & Rosechu from the 17th Episode, and I have re-uploaded the two pages of Rosechu's sampling of Centerfold pics. Also, look forward to more similar pics in the side-project of that mentioned parody of "Pokeboy" magazine, that will feature sexy pics, and short biographies, of some of the female characters in bathing suits or bra/panties featured so far in the world of Sonichu & Rosechu to further ensue my Peaceful Protest against the Slanderous E.D. Page.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>No Target date has been set for the one-issue magazine.**}}

When Chris suffered a major hacking, he reassured his readers on 17 September 2008:

{{quotebox|It's been a rough day for me on this 17th of September, but I am recovering over time.}}

On 11 December 2008, he warned:

{{quotebox|'''IMPORTANT REMINDER'''

I have NOT YET APPROVED any Sonichu or Rosechu Merchandise, yet someone has POSED as me and said that I had "approved" some t-shirtS; '''DO NOT BUY!''' They have NOT received my official consent or approval AT ALL.}}

===2009: The final months===

In early 2009, Chris was contacted by the creative minds behind Nintendo and entered into [[Miyamoto Saga|discussions]] to turn Sonichu into a video game. In compliance with their wishes, he posted:

{{quotebox|'''Restoration Update, January 15, 2009:'''

Sonichu.net is FULLY RESTORED (with a sacrifice; I could not restore the Bionicle Site; it will be remembered). The only item remaining is the Restoration of the Sub-Domain Sonichu & Rosechu Fan Site from my [[PandaHalo|Sweetheart and Partner]].

The Comic Book [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|Changes]] previously Advised by [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Mr. Miyamoto]] are listed below

* Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha will be known as Shin-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha

* Mary Lee Walsh will be known as Slaweel Ryam the Witch

* Sarah Nicole Hammer (Spicer) will be known as Nicole Rammer

* Wes Iseli will be known as Walter Grisby

* Hanna to Fandanna

* Bagget to Dagget

* Megan Schroeder, although personally agreed for me to use her name and such, she will continued to be known affectionately as Meg-Chan.

* Jason Kendrick Howell and [[File:Kat_name_text.png]] will only be reffered to by ther FIRST NAMES ALONE.

* Laura Beth Dorazio to Laura B. Dorzio

* Joseph Herring to Joe Herr

* Joseph Cole Smithey (my half-brother/NYC Movie Reviewer on colesmithey.com) to "Joe Cool" Smithey

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Also Real-Life product and store placements have either been removed or changed, such as "Trojan" to "Jimmy", and the AXE Ad being removed.}}

A short time later, he suffered one in a series of hacking attempts, and on 3 February he announced:

{{quotebox|**Attention! As .NET was OFFICIALLY DENOUNCED and cited as Obsolete, the Troll, [[Jason Kendrick Howell|J.K.H.]] has uploaded his COPIED FILES and such to make a Copycat of the NEW, TRUE Sonichu & Rosechu Site that is NOW, as of January 16, 2009, Sonichu.info. DO NOT BELIEVE ANYTHING that is ON .net from the 16th of January. Besides which, you can SEE A NUMBER of differences that seperate ''[sic]'' the TRUE Sonichu & Rosechu Site from the Obsolete and now FAKE, sonichu.net.

I'd list the differences, but I feel that the True, Loyal Fanbase can tell the Differences, and KNOW to update their bookmarks as such. Also, I have uploaded a Self-Recoreded [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 16th, 2009|Update Video]] onto YouTube advertising the FACT.}}

After yet another hacking of one of his domains, Chris wrote on 9 April 2009:

{{quotebox|'''**Welcome to Cwcville.com**'''

Finally Back UP AND RUNNING again after the past "[[Julie]]" Fiasco.
I am currently drawing pages for the #9 Book, and more pages will be drawn/colored at a rate of 3 pages-a-day, with due inspiration from my Sweetest [[Ivy]]. I may have lost the third hand-made medal, but I still have my whitty, charming and humble personality. And with God and Jesus Guiding me to my Prayers' Answer, I shall perservere.

* The currently colored/uncolored hand-drawn pages for Book #9 will be uploaded within the next few days from today, the 9th of April, Y2K9.

* A Good (Suitable for Youth and Teens) Fan Art Section will be added in the near future to Cwcville.com.

* Maybe a Cwcville Map to navigate between the Sonichu Site, and the few other sub-sites, and sections.

* No dang dirty Trolls will keep me down.

Love and Peace,

"Christopher" Christian Weston Chandler.}}

On 1 May he updated:

{{quotebox|'''The Sonichu Quiz is on BUZZ! Quiz TV (Another good reason to get a Playstation 3).'''

Yes, BUZZERS! I have officially uploaded two Official Sonichu and Rosechu [[Quizzes]] on MyBUZZQuiz.com, as well as a quiz about me personally, and the [[Dating Education]] Quiz (minus one True/False question and the Essay Portion) is on there too.

Also, the #9 Book is progressing at a steady, consistant pace, and will be uploaded in shortly a due time. I express my deepest gratitude for your paitence in my time to create, while I am also surrounded by stressful inputs from the Trolls, financial news and other recent news topics as well.

But I thank God and Jesus Every Day for sending '''Ivy''' My Way, and I look forward to her arrival into my home and into my arms. :)}}

After one final hacking, Chris gave up on this site altogether and shifted his attention to [[Wikipedia]] and the [[CWCipedia]].

== Hosting history ==
===Primordial origins (August 2000 – 2007)===
The original incarnation of the Sonichu Site was hosted on the near-legendary free host for crappy personal web pages, [[Wikipedia:Tripod.com|Tripod]], at <nowiki>http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm</nowiki> (http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm). As the site was launched back when it was not yet a crime to violate aesthetics and common sense in web design, Chris's page blended right in. Before this, [[CWC's Pokésite 1]] and [[CWC's Pokésite 2]] had been hosted on AcmeCity and Go.com, respectively, two other popular hosts for ineptly cobbled-together personal pages.

Chris even reminisces about his "Sonichu Site Filing Facility Hosted by Tripod" in [[Sonichu 10|issue #10]], not that it makes any frigging sense. It is probably just some sort of a comic-page manifestation of a psychotic break. He calls this "burning the Tripod bridge". The fact that trolls hacked the site must have been particularly traumatizing to Chris.

In the comic, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] defeats some devil [[trolls]], moves his files away from Tripod, and bombs the crap out of the site. He then says, "Tripod was weak, in security, and it lacked the support for Flash media, anyway." In truth, Chris's site was hacked entirely due to his weak passwords and sloppy security practices. For example, in security questions, he has put in answers that could be looked up from the web; everyone knows his [[Mary Poppins|favorite film]]. Unfortunately, the [[CWCipedia]] didn't support [[Wikipedia:Flash animation|Flash]] either – otherwise, his fans would have been thrilled to see what kind of craziness his two HTML classes could have inspired him to create.

Despite this, the Tripod domain version of the site remained up until the hacking of Sonichu.net in January 2009, at which point the content was removed entirely. Tripod ultimately shut down for good in April 2026.

===[[sonichu.com]]===
Chris was never able to use this domain after trolls registered it, instead going for the domain below.

The domain was first used as a Sonichu fan page before being turned into redirects to Chris' [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page in December 2008, and Chris' [[For Julie's Eyes Only|sex tape]] on SlutLoad in February 2009. The last known pre-CWCki usage of the domain was used as a redirect to the [[Asperchu|Asperpedia]] in January 2010.

On 7 [[November 2010]], the CWCki acquired the domain and has since been used to house this very wiki, much to [[June 2019 social media posts#Chris wants to reconcile with Manchester High and the Cwcki's domain|Chris' dismay]].

===sonichu.net (2007 – January 2009)===
This was established sometime near the end of [[2007]] after trolls registered the above domain (in Christian's words, "[[Sonichu Game Talk|nothing but net]]").

On 8 [[January 2009]], Chris emailed the password to [[Gregg Mays]], who hacked the site and prompted Chris to show his [[fangs]]. On the 12th, the site was restored after making Chris do a video [[I am STRAIGHT|saying that he is straight]]. Four days later, [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 16th, 2009|the site was hacked again]] by the now-named [[Clyde Cash]] posing as [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], this time prompting Chris to make [[Jason Kendrick Howell message|a threatening phone call]] to Howell. The following day, the domain and password were put on [[eBay]] for auction<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20090122041338fw_/http://cgi.ebay.com:80/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250359106953]</ref> and was sold ten days later.

After being sold, the domain featured a video of Chris practicing kissing with his hand before being turned into a Meatspin mirror site. Sometime between August and September, the domain was used to host a mirror of the [[parody]] [[CWCville]] site onetruecwcville.net until reverting to Meatspin in February 2010. A year later, the website's domain expired and the domain redirected to a domain holding page.

After its initial expiration, the domain was re-registered in February 2015 for a year and redirected to the website of the Sydney Christadelphian Youth Circle.

Currently, as of 2016, the domain is owned by Skenzo and redirects to various spam/scam typosquatting websites.

=== sonichu.info (January 2009) ===
After Sonichu.net's hacking on 16 [[January 2009]], Chris reestablished his site at this domain. It was hacked just shy of two days later and became a redirect to [https://web.archive.org/web/20090124071817/http://sonichu.110mb.com/ sonichu.110mb.com], a [[parody]] site created by [[Jimmy Hill]]. When the man takes you away, do not resist. By 2010, the domain expired and redirected to a Sedo parked domain page. As of 2025, the domain is blank.

===sonichuandrosechu.com (February 2009)===
After a hiatus, on 4 February 2009, Chris relaunched his site at this domain and showcased it in a [[CWC Update 8 February 2009|video]]. This incarnation was most notable for seeing the debut of Chris's official Rule 34 section, [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], which launched on the 12th. It lasted a little longer this time round, that was until Chris gave the password to [[BlueSpike#Julie|Julie]] with predictable results. The contents of the site following the hacking are unknown.

By August, the site's domain was blank. In 2013, it became a Sedo parked domain page. It was later bought and re-registered for a year in February 2015 (along with the sonichu.net domain) and redirected to the site of the Sydney Christadelphian Youth Circle. After the expiration, it was used as a cybersquatting redirection site. As of 2025, the site redirects to a GoDaddy holding page.

===cwcville.com (April – May 2009)===
[[Image:Hackedbyjosh.jpg|right|thumb|The content of the website following the domain's hacking.]]

Chris purchased this domain on [[April 2009|April]] 6 and relaunched his site a few days later on the 9th. Since Chris didn't know how to manage the mess of links he had created, many links on the site were broken, such as the one to [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], and the one linking to a Sonic-themed {{w|webring}}. Guests had to change the domain name to visit them. Da major update he made to this site was to paste his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile|autobiography]] after it got deleted from [[Wikipedia]].

On 15 [[May 2009]], the site was once again hacked and compromised, being replaced a message that slammed Chris for not keeping up with his promise to deliver new comics and demanded the completion of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]. A day later, the message was replaced with an image of [[Joshua Martinez]] which gave the suggestion that he was the one who hacked the site. A new message was added, slamming Chris for thinking he was really in contact with [[Vanessa Hudgens]], playing upon a [[Clyde Cash|famous copypasta]]:

{{Quote|Hey Faggot,

My name is [[Joshua Martinez]], and I hate you. You are a [[Obesity|fat]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|retarded]], no-life who spends every second of his day drawing stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, [[Virgin with rage|have you ever gotten any]] [[China|pussy]]? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you just take to a whole new level. This is even worse than fucking an [[anime]] [[Kimmi|blowup doll]].
 
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn animal people"? I also get [[Honor roll|straight A's]],] and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are a faggot who should just kill himself. Thanks for listening.

Pics Related: It's me and my bitch
|The message directed to Chris}}

The following day, the content was replaced with a photoshopped image of Chris at a [[Homos|gay pride]] festival, alongside Vanessa's nudes and images of Josh and Vanessa together, which suggested that they had a [[sweethearts|relationship]]. The message was changed again, where Josh bragged about having sex with her:

{{Quote|<center>dame man no wonder u cant get a gf</center>
<center>btw vanessa is real and she just mess with u lol. guess who just got laid lol.</center>|The message.}}

By the 19th, the site went offline and was turned into a GoDaddy holding page. Since the end of 2010, the domain has been owned by another parked domain business. It has seen a brief resurgence in 2012 as a redirect to a [[Christian Weston Chandler|christian]] book shop's website.

===<nowiki>http://www.spergweb.com/SonichuOnline</nowiki> (November 2014)===
On 20 [[November 2014]], Chris's Facebook [[white knight]] [[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt|Kenneth Engelhart]] created the first Sonichu website in five years, so that Chris would have a place where he could dump his [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue arm ramblings]]. While this motive may at first seem in line with those of Chris's trolls – encouraging Chris to produce new content is a unanimous goal – Kengle's reasoning was more unusual. A man in his 50s who still lived with his parents, Kengle's primary goal in life was to befriend Chris by giving him a safe space to vent his tard-rage. From the start, the site was barely functional and drenched in the amateurish 90s HTML stylings that only two unemployed adult autists could achieve. At least one page was made, Chris's partial biography, directly copied from his [[Chris's Wikipedia profile|Wikipedia profile]]. Links suggested that the site would eventually contain Sonichu character profiles, the comics themselves, and other classic Chris content. Note that although the site was officially meant to be about Sonichu, Ken's priority was the vanity page about Chris himself.

The site also contained a forum with very strict moderation. Some users from [[Kiwi Farms]] made accounts so they could dick around, but the site collapsed before they could have their accounts verified. Presumably, Ken intended to coerce Chris into posting, but of course this never happened.

The page received DDoS attacks from [[weens]] almost immediately after its creation, and only displayed 404 errors for a while. Ken had inexplicably hosted the site on the domain "[[Asperger syndrome|sperg]]web.com." It is not clear why Ken chose this domain to host a site for Chris, a guy known for being a notorious Asperger hater, but this stupid decision resulted in Chris expressing a general distrust of the site. One of Chris's white knights at the ass-patting [[Keep Sonic Original]] festival assured him that the site was being "redesigned".

The website is now shut down permanently. Kengle confirmed this on his Facebook, claiming that he has "other things going on in life", what with his stamp collecting and all. It's more likely that Kengle saw Chris's complaint about the site as some kind of threat to their potential friendship and immediately nuked the site, so as not to offend Great Director Chandler. This makes Spergweb the shortest-lived website Chris has ever technically owned, lasting a mere ten days.

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==See also==
* [[Chris and the Internet]]
* [[CWCipedia]]
* [[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog]]
* [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]]
* [[CWCki|Sonichu.com]]
* [[Cwclight]]

==Sources==
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==External links==
* [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/ An archived of version of the original Sonichu site in all of its homely autistic glory]

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Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History

2026-05-30T14:02:03Z

Master:

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{{quote|What made him this way? What is the attraction? What keeps us fascinated?

This is the story of Chris Chan.|The opening narration for the series. After Chris's [[Transgender|transition]], feminine pronouns are used instead.}}

[[File:ChrisChanACH1and85.png|thumb|The thumbnails for episodes 1 and 85, the first and last episodes of Season 1 of the series.]]

'''''Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History''''' is an unofficial documentary [[Internet|webseries]] created by [[Geno Samuel]], which began in [[February 2018]]. It is, as the name suggests, an extensive, in-depth documentary about [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s life, similar to [[Chris Chan Documentary (Sachumo)|Sachumo]]'s. However, while Sachumo's film is an abridged summary of Chris's life for newcomers, Geno's videos go into greater detail, with most videos being between 35 to 45 minutes in length, with a decent portion of this being tied to the playback of Chris's own audio and video.

The documentary series began on 14 [[June 2018]] and covers select events ranging from how Chris's parents met in the [[1980s]] to Chris's [[Incest Arrest|arrest]] on 1 [[August 2021]]. Currently running at 85 episodes, the series has far surpassed Geno's expectations of how in-depth it would be when he first began developing it. As of Part LXXXV, the runtime for the documentary series is quite extensive at over two and a half days.<ref group = "note">More precisely: 2 days, 12 hours, 19 minutes, and 4 seconds.</ref> The series went on hiatus after the release of Part LXXXV on 17 [[March 2024]], and is now slated to resume in November 2027 once the series' "remastered" editions are finished premiering weekly starting on 21 [[March 2026]].

The series is composed of material Geno personally believes to be relevant and/or interesting, and it leaves out the remainder.<ref name=extent>[[Kiwi Farms posts (SamuellyGenie)#Extent of Coverage]]</ref> In an April 2023 comment, Geno stated that he was "evermore trying to make [the episodes] move faster by cutting out irrelevant stuff", adding that he wanted to be finished sooner.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/12ppz6g/has_anyone_made_a_list_of_genos_doc_parts_that/jgv9rt9/?context=3 ([https://archive.ph/r4crn archive])</ref> Even still, Geno has claimed he intends to continue the series until either he or Chris dies.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/15un9rc/comment/jwyqxpr/ ([https://archive.ph/dkFxb archive])</ref>

==Overview==
The series is in chronological order, taking several videos just to cover Chris's life before his internet fame, with a significant portion of the series (28 episodes) dedicated to [[Saga|the troll-influenced events of 2009 and 2010]] – trolls had prodded Chris into producing many calls and videos at the time, which the series utilizes for playback. Geno occasionally slips in dry, blunt observations over [[Chris and hypocrisy|Chris's shortcomings]], along with summaries of how Chris's problems manifest themselves and worsen over time. Furthermore, he uses a deadpan tone of voice when discussing the absolute absurdities present in Chris's life, and he reads spelling errors precisely as they are written, which leads to some of the documentary's most humorous moments despite being a relatively snark-free overview of Chris's life. Nonetheless, the documentary often avoids taking sides on any given issue.

Geno's narration also reflects Chris's changes in identity throughout the series, [[Christopher's name change|initially referring to him as "Christopher" before changing it to "Christian" in the first episode]] and using masculine pronouns for the bulk of the show's run, eventually shifting over to [[Transgender|calling Chris "Christine" and using feminine pronouns]] by the time that the series reaches the events of late [[2014]], when Chris began to transition. However, Geno has used masculine pronouns in the context of referring to Chris's past antics, and also during Chris's extended period of being "[[Spirit possession|possessed]]" by [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in most of [[2020]] and part of [[2021]]. Beginning with Episode 61, Geno began altering the theme music to represent the [[Idea Guys]] saga. Since the saga in question ended in Episode 62, Geno has said that it would be reverted back in Episode 63, although a distorted, reversed version of the theme has consistently played over the credits since then.<ref>https://youtu.be/W3K30u0T5gI?t=1091/</ref> Beginning with Episode 70, glitches have been introduced to the intro, with the severity of the distortion steadily increasing with every video. Episode 85 has no intro, instead featuring a black screen featuring the name of the episode and static that increases in volume in lieu of the intro music. It also ends with "End of Season 1", instead of the usual "End of Episode X".

The documentary series has inspired a considerable amount of new discussion related to Chris, which has predictably produced more [[Weening|weens]] who mistakenly think that "modern" Chris acts like he once did during the so-called "Classic Era" – much of the context behind trolling was never publicly released by Chris's trolls, making it appear as if many of Chris's actions during troll sagas were his own ideas.

The documentary itself eventually ended up being a part of Christory in a more direct fashion, as several people who would go on to interact with Chris either found out about him, or were influenced by, the series. Furthermore, Chris is aware of the series, and has commented on it several times over [[Twitter]] and [[YouTube]], usually expressing approval of Geno's attention to detail, but critiquing him on parts he found [[Honest Content|too graphic]].<ref name=p39>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 39]]</ref> After the series reached the point of Geno's involvement with Chris, he included DMs which Chris had with him.<ref>[[Geno Samuel DMs#Magi-Chan speaks to Geno]]</ref>

Despite his channel being demonetized, Geno has said that he does make money off the documentary.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (SamuellyGenie)#Money]]</ref>

==History==
Geno attempted to monetize his GenoSamuel2 channel. On 13 [[June 2018|June of that year]], when it was his turn to be reviewed by YouTube staff for the monetization program, they instead issued community guideline strikes due to the clips of bullying featured in the videos, and as a result his channel was terminated.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/bpe1lz/its_coming_cant_wait_for_the_new_material/enu9fug/</ref> Geno confirmed that he did send an appeal form, but YouTube never gave him his channel back. Fans reuploaded all of the episodes made prior to the strike and Geno created a new backup channel on YouTube where the series would be uploaded from then on.

A week later, Geno revealed on the backup channel he would be taking a long break from the videos, stating that he was getting tired of always having to have Chris in his mind when making the documentary. He said that he will continue working on them sometime near the end of the year.

On 3 [[January 2019]], he announced on his [[Twitter]] in the form of a teaser poster that the series would be coming back on 24 [[February 2019]], which also happens to be [[Chris's birthday|Chris's birthday]]. The new series contains updated audio, additional and corrected information and some modifications to prevent another takedown. He also mentioned that he would not be monetizing the videos out of respect.

Geno said that Chris knew of the original run of the series and approved of it.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyrkBzO-WY8&t</ref>

In [[July 2020]], Geno announced the series would go on hiatus again until [[August 2020|August]]; however, the series resumed slightly earlier than expected, as Part 41 premiered on 31 July.

On 14 September, Geno posted a message explaining why he decided to use feminine pronouns to refer to Chris beginning from Part 43:<ref>https://www.youtube.com/post/UgyQY_S-ex_qB7nUns94AaABCQ [https://web.archive.org/web/20211002154846/https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_3pplzbKMZsP5zBH_6SVJQ/community?lb=UgyQY_S-ex_qB7nUns94AaABCQ (archive)]</ref>

{{quotebox|[[Sonic Boom Protests|CHRIS CHAN’S PRONOUNS ARE NOT SHE/HER, AND THEY SERIOUSLY CAUSE SENSORY OVERLOADS IN ME!!! GENO NEEDS TO RECALL EVERYTHING REFERRING TO HIM AS A WOMAN AND CHANGE CHRIS’ GENDER BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!]] 
[[My Little Pony Protests|FOLLOW ME IN BOYCOTTING ''CHRIS CHAN: A COMPREHENSIVE HISTORY'', UNTIL GENO WISES UP, RECALLS EVERYTHING AND CHANGES HIS PRONOUNS BACK, NOW!!!]] 
[[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|Join My Group, FIX CHRIS CHAN’S PRONOUNS IMMEDIATELY, GENO!!!, and Sign Our Petition NOW!!!]] 
https://www.facebook.com/groups/fixCHRISCHANSpronounsImmediatelyGENO 
[[Christian Weston Chandler|This is what you sound like.]]

But seriously, yes, the transition happened, and has already caused an uproar which I doubt will subside. This would have happened anyway if I didn’t change it; I would have a different vocal minority yelling about it.
The change does not reflect my personal opinions, and even if they did, the star of the series’ name now would still be “Christine.” I must deal with the reality at hand. I started calling Christopher “Christian” [[Christopher's name change|when he wanted to be called that]], and now I just started referring to her as a woman with the name of “Christine.” The video series should not be seen as a voice of reason, or as a preacher with a message. It is an opportunity to give Chris a voice, and to offer a better understanding of her thoughts through the very many experiences meticulously documented in her life. It is up to you to make whatever you want with the information given. As the [[Anchuent Prophecy|ancient]] [[Cherokian Clan|Indian]] proverb goes, “[[Pmurt|It is what it is.]]”}}

In light of the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] reveal, Geno, like everyone else, was utterly flabbergasted by the extremely dark turn that Christory took.<ref>https://twitter.com/genosamuelgeno/status/1421139988138188804</ref> Geno then announced, via his [[Patreon]], that the series would be taking an extended hiatus following the release of Episode 59 (prior to the incest leaks, he had originally planned to take the hiatus when reaching Episode 60). He explained that he felt that it would be potentially tasteless and exploitative to continue the series immediately after Chris's appalling actions came to light, so he informed his patrons that he would not be completing and releasing new episodes of the series until early 2022.<ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/stopping-now-54330974</ref> However, Geno chose not to postpone Episode 59 itself, which he released the day after the incest leaks.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk-1uVPwrs0</ref>

On 1 [[October 2021]], Geno was featured on [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcmxOGYGF51T1XsqQLewGtQ TrashTaste], a podcast featuring a group of anime YouTubers, thereby exposing Chris to millions of weebs everywhere. In the podcast Geno expressed his desire to also follow his other passions, not wanting to be known as "The Chris Chan guy". When asked how many episodes were possibly left, he replied <q>maybe another 10 episodes</q>. He also said <q>if the opportunity arises… if I can get something done with Netflix, this could be a stepping stone.</q><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FciJamr2z1Q</ref>

On 24 [[February 2022]], Part LX (60) was released, ending the series' 208-day hiatus.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBN4_57TuMY</ref>

Following Episode 85's release in March 2024, Geno took another hiatus, estimating it at a year or longer.<ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/part-85-future-100522229</ref>

In 2025, the GenoSamuel2 channel was renamed to ''Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History'', to reflect the channel's focus on CCACH. Geno would also later announce the re-remaster of the series. With each episode getting a newly remastered version. These episodes would begin to release weekly starting 21 March 2026, with each old episode being unlisted when the remastered version was published. The remastered episodes would contain some amount of new content, mostly including extra details.

===Credit claims===
In his video descriptions, Geno credits both the [[CWCki]] and [[Kiwi Farms]] for use in research.

Contrarily, on [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]] and Kiwi Farms, Geno has falsely claimed that he does not read the CWCki,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/x095dl/me_seeing_that_the_cwcki_is_still_down/im8tsz5/ ([https://archive.fo/wgEG7 archive])</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-a-comprehensive-history.39396/page-236 ([https://archive.fo/ER5EW archive])</ref><ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16k7zv2/chris_chan_a_comprehensive_history_part_79/k11qgk6/ ([https://archive.fo/AmW4I archive])</ref> while sometimes contradicting himself by following up that he does use its chronology pages to keep track of events.

However, in some episodes of his series, Geno has screen-recorded content from the CWCki's chatlog pages, while summarizing portions of the text in his narration. Examples include his Episodes 60,<ref>https://youtu.be/dBN4_57TuMY?t=1290</ref> 61,<ref>https://youtu.be/40wYDbcfYEg?t=1280</ref> and 78,<ref>https://youtu.be/V3VHaZZr8Uc?t=2120</ref> which respectively use CWCki's formatted transcripts of [[Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein chat]], [[The Bad Beginning]], and [[User:Anaxis/The Place Chats#Praetor Arrives, Chris Writes his Sermon, More Bible Discussion|The Place]].

=== April Fool's jokes ===
[[File:Donald Trump - A Comprehensive History.PNG|thumb|200px|Some of the altered episode names and thumbnails]]
[[File:ChrisGenoAprilFoolsReaction.jpeg|thumb|200px|left|Chris's complaint to Geno about the 2021 April Fool's joke.]]
Occasionally, Geno will play a prank involving the series on 1 April.

On 1 [[April 2021]], Geno commemorated April Fool's Day by changing the title of the series to ''[[Pmurt|Donald Trump: A Comprehensive History]]'', and altered the thumbnails of every video in the series to include images of him.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210401070110/https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm WayBack Machine: 1 April 2021]</ref> The content of the videos themselves, however, remained unchanged. Chris did not take kindly to this, privately messaging Geno over Twitter to complain about the alteration.

On 1 [[April 2022]], Geno did another April Fool's Day joke by changing his username to Tekken Time Bomb and swapping all of the titles and thumbnails of the videos with clickbait on subjects unrelated to Chris, renaming the playlist "Freshest Videos".<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20220401133734/https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm WayBack Machine: 1 April 2022]</ref> Nonetheless, the titles and thumbnails all cleverly alluded to details discussed in the videos themselves.

On 1 [[April 2023]], Geno uploaded what appeared to be [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyWoYB0ppLk Part LXXIV (74)], which began as one would expect it to begin, however it took a sharp turn, revealing it to be an April Fools joke and showing a plotline imagining Chris realising that the Dimensional Merge was a delusion and Dimension 197 didn't exist, selling all his toys and video games and getting a job at a local Target, followed by him leaving the Internet and eventually marrying. It ended with a major-key version of the ''Comprehensive History'' theme song and a "THE END" card. Photoshops and AI-generated audio of Chris and [[Ben Saint]] were used to create the illusion. The video was temporarily unlisted when Geno had received privacy complaints over including a name he had forgotten to censor, and he edited the video to blur it.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/128hgu8/new_geno_episode_dropped/jenguc6/ ([https://archive.fo/pCmyH archive])</ref> The real Part 74 was later uploaded on the 17th.

On 1 [[April 2024]], Geno streamed a video titled "Geno Samuel - Chris Chan Interview". The video simply contained a countdown timer that reset every time it hit zero, with a short clip of Chris incomprehensively singing at the end, taken from his [[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan]] series of videos at the very end.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MITx-WvKJjI Geno Samuel - Chris Chan Interview]</ref> Geno also released an April Fool's Day version of the documentary's theme music on his own channel.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOVX2ttWLXQ Geno Samuel - CWC's Theme (April Fools' Version)]</ref>

===Remastered cut===
Geno stated a plan to produce a remaster of the series, saying in a r/ChrisChanSonichu thread on August 2023 that plans "includes fixing mistakes, putting stuff in that I missed before, and even cutting some stuff out if it's really unnecessary" and that it "would be released in the same multipart format on Rumble".<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/15un9rc/what_are_some_things_geno_samuel_has_either/jwz2gaq/?context=3 ([https://archive.ph/yrrq4 archive])</ref> During a live stream, Geno also said the remastered cut will also be uploaded onto YouTube.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ouMAzhFwCw</ref>.

These remastered episodes would begin releasing weekly on 21 March 2026. Each contains a bit more content than the older versions. Mostly focused on having more elaborate detail and including bits and pieces of Christory that were left out in the previous version(s).

==Bias==
Contrary to Geno's claim,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/18i2bgw/comment/kdat49l/ ([https://archive.fo/wjRuh archive])</ref> the series is not free of bias. Coverage of individuals associated with Chris varies at Geno's discretion, including the use of censorship on material involving them. These include:

*[[The WCT]], who was in contact with Geno and requested not to be doxed.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (SamuellyGenie)#Names]]</ref> In response, Geno censored screenshots of The WCT to conceal his avatars and usernames for use in his series, using "WCT" instead of his usernames.<ref>https://youtu.be/zk0k8xlxL_Y?t=988</ref> In addition, when using audio in which The WCT had spoken, such as [[Taser Discussion]], Geno modified it to pitch-shift his voice higher.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S_nzYpZo-w&t=1287s</ref>
*[[Fiona Cooper]], who did not request to be censored. However, Geno chose to apply censorship anyway, citing he did it to avoid giving Fiona exposure due to her "having mental health problems from her involvement with Chris already".<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1cqxv9k/reminder_that_chris_rejected_this_woman_who_was/l3vlhc9/ ([https://archive.fo/HfL8Z archive])</ref> She is referred to as "The Suitress", which was an alias [[User:PsychoNerd054|one of the jerkops]] had created during August 2021 in a separate attempt to censor Fiona for the CWCki (which has since been lifted).<ref>[[User:PsychoNerd054/The Blind Observers and a Snoo#The "Suitress Policy"]]</ref> In his series, Geno censors imagery of Fiona, as well as screenshots of her chatting, using "The Suitress" instead of her usernames.<ref>https://youtu.be/V3VHaZZr8Uc?t=1894</ref>
*[[Isabella Loretta Janke]], who stated in the [[Regarding Chris]] chat from July 2021 that she did not want to be part of Geno's series.<ref>[[Regarding Chris#Bella Wants to Talk to Geno Samuel]]</ref> However, Geno chose to use her imagery and name anyway. In his Episode 85, Geno superimposed the chat comments from Regarding Chris over footage of himself grinning.<ref>https://youtu.be/XXHMhjZ-kEk?t=2533</ref>

In late 2023, Geno began selling knock-off Sonichu medallions, as well as Chris-themed items, without Chris's approval.<ref>[[December 2023 social media posts#Criticizing Geno's medallion product]]</ref><ref>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Geno selling Want Woman shirt]]</ref> This resulted in criticism of Geno by members of the CWC community. One example is a user who wrote:

{{quoteboxgreen|Good documentaries, don’t fuck around and shit stir, in an effort for what? Attention? More episodes? Honestly, the medallion comes off as tacky, and the whole thing reeks of desperation. You can’t have a documentary, and claim it’s unbiased, while interfering with your subject. It makes both you, and your work, biased.}}

Geno was dismissive, replying with, "Simply making the doc has already gotten attention from Chris which prompted her to retcon her past. Christory has already been interfered with."<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/18i2bgw/chris_responds_to_a_customer_buying_genos/kdb7in7/ ([https://archive.fo/8FzR6 archive])</ref>

==Omissions==
Geno has at times made omissions to the series. In response to a question on the matter, Geno gave episode 66 as an example and stated:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/wun7mu/about_the_doc/ilb5j3f/?context=3 ([https://archive.ph/EvOjj archive])</ref>

{{quote|Just for Part 66, I didn't include a whole period of time when Chris was obsessing over [[Bowsette]], and created a backstory for her which stated she was the child that resulted from Bowser raping Princess Peach. I didn't address it because it was a secluded period and was never addressed in the future. I tend to leave in things that I know will be featured later on, such as the development of the [[Dimensional Merge]] rhetoric, which is important enough to go over in more detail at least once. Once an event or idea is mentioned in the doc, I would go over it in lesser detail later on so as not to repeat myself too much.}}

==Mentions by Chris==
In [[June 2018]], three days after the series had been removed from YouTube after Geno's termination, Chris posted on [[Twitter]] that he had no involvement in the removal:<ref>[[June 2018 social media posts#Not responsible for Geno Samuel's termination]]</ref>
{{quotebox|People have been asking me if I took down a YouTube documentary series by Geno Samuel. I had nothing to do with that and hope Geno and his fanbase can recover swiftly from this incident.}}

In [[August 2019]], Chris, while in his phase of role-playing as [[Magi-Chan]], began "binge-listening" to the series<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165401077619073024</ref> (suggesting that, like with the [[Sachumo]] documentary, Chris couldn't bear to actually watch the videos). Chris would make comments on the videos as Magi-Chan via Twitter, and as himself in YouTube's comment section.

Chris's interest in the series continued after his phrase of role-playing as Magi-Chan ended, eventually watching the series as opposed to just listening.

*"quite curious, when you think about it, from the ''Animal Crossing'' Video, Christine calls for ''Sonic Heroes'' being GameCube exclusive; she gave premonition to the Nintendo-Exclusive ''Sonic'' titles."<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165329837071962117</ref>

*He noted exactly which cartoons and games [[Megan Schroeder]] had introduced him to over a decade prior "just for the record and Megan's reference", those being ''[[Soul Calibur]]'' and ''Tekken'' OC Yoshimitsu, also saying he'd been a fan of ''[[My Little Pony]]'' and ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' before meeting Megan.<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165401077619073024</ref>

*"You made me laugh when you stiltedly read, 'You don't have to tell me twice. But back in the Stone Age...' Just simply how you said it cracked me up. Reminder, the end of that joke is, '...you Really needed to tell them twice'; you couldn't get it through their heads at all."<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165401077619073024</ref>

*Chris viewed his past [[homos|homophobia]] with regret.<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1166479203585466368</ref>

*Chris commented on Part 24 in YouTube's comment section, claiming that he had known [[Alec Benson Leary]] was a troll, among other dubious remarks:

{{quotebox|I remember those times, and it was cringing to hear myself drone ON and ON just in thinking he was going to clear those ads from my old website. [[Lie|Subconsciously, I had always Known he and his crew were Trolling me the whole time]], and it showed in how I reacted later on. And, yet, while partly oblivious, I Was Trolling Alec At the time. And I take no shame in it, because he was Trolling Me. I saw through his charade and showed it in how he treated everyone in my few pages, as he had already done, and worse, in his pages. It only added fuel to the nobility of pulling the plug on the [[Cwcipedia]] to save myself, my arts, and my peoples and family, he from the shit I was having to deal with from those bastards. [[PsychicPowers|Psychic Powers]] were strong within me in the later part of this video. And they have only gotten stronger over the years into now, despite my having the many more trials to endure and learn from.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ffLGSfQf8o&lc=UgxvWUOajowz_kPacNd4AaABAg Link to video], and [https://web.archive.org/web/20191023182218/http://web.archive.org/screenshot/https://youtu.be/1ffLGSfQf8o archive.org's screenshot of the comments section.]</ref>}}

*Chris tweeted on Part 31, about the [[100 2270]] video he filmed on 7 October 2010:<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1236699315302797312</ref>

{{quotebox|[[File:Chris watches CCCS Part 31.jpg|thumb|200px]]

This Part, starting from 16:30, I forgot I made this video. It was soo Stupid, it is genuinely hilarious.

Rolling on the floor laughing

I guess it was in the high-energetic, loud voice I used that day to imitate Liquid Chris. ALOL!

“yamosexual”? Get ready for a meme of that word.}}

In summer 2020, during Chris's phase of [[Spirit possession|role-playing]] as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], Chris continued watching the series.

About Part 38, Chris tweeted about the goofy facial expressions he had made in [[Message for John Kyle]]<ref>[[May 2020 social media posts#Chris talks about Genosamuel's Documentary]]</ref>.

{{Quoteboxyellow|I found hilarious Mama’s expression when she said “Whoop-de-doo for him” in [[Message for John Kyle|that one video of hers]] that was featured.

[[File:Derp1.jpg|200px]]

And that includes this one; yep, that’s a Derp face. Go ahead and Meme this out of context. “Well, [[South Park|Whoop-de-Derp ta-dum!]]”

[[File:Derp2.jpg|200px]]}}

About Part 39, an angry Chris complained about Geno reading an e-mail from the [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014]] collection in which Chris had privately talked about [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|shoving his own penis into his buttcrack]]. He also whined about Geno's coverage of the [[2014 house fire|house fire]].

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey! Firstly, that door to the bathroom downstairs was unable to close at all back in 2013 and early ‘14. Second, Why the Hell would you read that personal shit about [[Mama]] with [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014#Chris fucks himself|the penis thing]]? [[God complex|Oh, My Chris Chan]]! Why did [[Kim Wilson|Kim]] have to be such a literal [[Troll]] to totally expose these things when they were shared with her in strictest confidence? “Kim Wilson”, if that is even your real name at this point, Mama may forgive you to an extent, but I, Sonichu, am truly insulted by this shit stunt you’ve pulled with her trust in betrayal over the years.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zSpn0ZNwqQ&lc=UgzdoujDjuYP-1upCml4AaABAg</ref>}}

On 22 [[August 2020]], Chris (as Sonichu) said that he would do commentary on the series at a later date.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 2#Comprehensive History]]</ref>

About Part 42, Chris commented on the [[Brushfire Video]]:

{{quoteboxyellow|For the record, when Mama recorded that putting out the fire video, she and Barb were literally still recovering from the house fire earlier that year. Sight of fire gave Mama a whole bunch of PTSD for the number of years.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=karTjT_4Gbc&lc=UgwK8W6anDfgeWo3YGR4AaABAg</ref>}}

About Part 44, Chris thanked Geno for referring to him with his preferred pronouns, as the series had entered the point where Chris began [[Transgender|transitioning to female]].

{{quoteboxyellow|Finally, you got the pronoun right with Mama Chris Chan; thanks, Geno. Better late than never. 😊⚡️<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5MdSQG0B_c&lc=Ugzapm793HOq50Jjq7p4AaABAg</ref>}}

After the Sonichu spirit possession ended, Chris still commented on videos- albeit as Chris himself, once more.

About Part 52, Chris commented on his distaste of [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]] and the predictions he made.

{{quotebox|I predicted how horribly Trump was going to do. Who was right all along? Me. ⚡️💙⚡️
Trump was a Mean King, and he did not get our votes then or again.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os51Bmrr0Kw&lc=UgwYOZd_fR_CdoQ_K-l4AaABAg&ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1</ref>}}

About Part 54, Chris made a [[Random-access humor|joke]] regarding the episode's Roman numbering (LIV).
{{quotebox|Part LIVe! On the Internet!<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUHnLlqY6SI&lc=UgzA39cP4b-MEVr78AN4AaABAg&ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1</ref>}}

About Part 56, Chris promoted the as-of-yet unreleased next episode of the series, claiming it would cover the events of the [[Idea Guys]] saga.
{{quotebox|Tune in next video for Idea Guy, Johnson Wiles, and Stephen Boyd, or that, among which, is chronicled in “Awakening of a CPU”.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hydR9nksHSg&lc=Ugx3w3o9-QZT0EL3Tb54AaABAg&ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1</ref>}}
Part 57 did not, in fact, bring up the Idea Guys. They eventually made their first appearance only by Part 59.

In his 100k subscriber Q&A special uploaded in December of 2020, Geno answered a question Chris had posted from the CwcvilleGuardian account. Roleplaying as Sonichu, Chris asked what Geno believed to be the draw of himself and life story.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcGzQrkKHo0</ref>

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, Geno. I, Sonichu, offer a sentiment of support and kind thoughts in response to this. Congratulations, Dude. But I do have a question, as well (feel free to get really Metaphysical about it; break your own fourth walls). Given every single possibility between this and all other dimensions in this Omega timeline set we live in, including that Mama Chris Chan, herself, being the OC of OCs, could also have been [[Messiah complex|a creator of all Original Creators, including yourself]], if not that one major influential aspect, What do you feel is the most significant factor that attracts everyone's attention, including yourself, to her?

In short, What do You feel and think is the attraction; what makes you fascinated about Chris Chan?}}

Geno answered Chris's inquiry at 1:10:28 as the final question of the video, stating that he found it fascinating due to how it cannot be replicated today and how Chris and various trolls created an entire fantasy world which Chris lived – and continues to live – in:

{{quoteboxnavy|The attraction is that the story of Chris Chan came about during a very interesting time on the internet: of course, because this could not technically really happen in real life as much as it did here. It was a difficult time on the internet where it was kinda like a Wild West situation, where there was a lot more focused on trolling and bullying and saying whatever the hell you want without any consequences. And people were getting in touch with the internet and posting videos and showing themselves off online a lot, without maybe understanding the consequences of what bad things might happen to them. You know, all the bullying that Chris took from the trolls, it's like a wonderful mix of belief in self mixed in with trolls' ambitions to work against or for that belief – to create this sort of fictional universe for Chris. Which [[Idea Guys|Chris ended up believing wholeheartedly]], recently. It's a product of its time, really. You can't really replicate it these days – because I think the internet has now a lot more safeguards against this sort of carry-on. And Chris is a very unique individual. I think you might know that very well. He's very unique, a product of his own upbringing and of his own [[autism]]. And that's what keeps me fascinated. It's almost like a fictional universe created artificially in a real life universe, you might say. Um, and I can understand how this can get really metaphysical because I kinda feel like the trolls and Chris kinda helped each other to create this fictional universe for each other. Though some people believed in it a lot more than others. And that's – I think – a big reason why Sonichu/Christine might think the same way about being the, uh, "creator" of real creations, because they are alive in a sense. If you believe in it, they are alive – the characters. You might treat them as alive to an extent. I think it's a bit too much to say that they do exist in an alternate dimension – I don't believe in that at all – but they do exist as much as you want them to exist. It's all up to you. It's all up to the human mind – each individual brain – what you think. It's all up to you – whether you want to improve yourself, or whether you want to go down this path or that path, whether you want to listen to your [[Mary Lee Walsh|superiors]] or not. It really is all up to you – and your world is whatever you want to make of it. Be it intentionally want to make of it or unintentionally want to make of it, consciously or subconsciously. And that's the story of why I find it fascinating.}}

In July 2021, [[The WCT]] and Chris discussed the series and potential upcoming episodes. Chris believed that "[[Spirit possession|the ten and a half months when Sonichu Prime and I were body-swapped]]" would be one of the last sagas people would find entertaining.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Bismuth and Geno]]</ref>

According to [[Don Lashomb]], Chris planned to collaborate with Geno and make audio commentary for every episode of the series.

{{clear}}

==Episodes==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Part
!align="left"|Link
!align="left"|Year(s)
!align="left"|Event timeline
!align="left"|Ending Monologue
|-
|1
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx5tFz-9uuQ Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgxj_0xPleg Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBvJa1xyE-4 Original])
|1982-2000
|[[1980s#1982|Birth]] to his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]].
|''"Christian's time at high school is still thought of fondly by him, recalling his sweet memories of creating artistic projects for class and frequently hanging out with his gal pals, all of which were abruptly ended with that gloomy, rainy, graduation. But with the end of high school came the promise of a new world in college, a chance for new friends, new experiences, and the first steps to a brighter future."''
|-
|2
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDTPq939JKI Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3QMqssyBwQ Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPdcWbBbUtY Original])
|2000-2004
|Enrollment in [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] to the [[autism papers]].
|''"After the evaluation, Chris carried on with life much like before, with neither him nor his parents making any significant effort to change his ways. But Christmas was soon approaching, and maybe Santa would bring him a girlfriend like he wished, who could right all his wrongs and change his life for the better."''
|-
|3
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cWGDaBYGns Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxWLdbRv7Uo Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt-vXrZvQ20 Original])
|2004-2006
|[[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|C-Mas 2004]] to Chris's graduation from PVCC.
|''"Now that Christian received his qualification, this made him more likely to get a job and advance his life towards building up a career doing what he loved. And possibly even realizing his wish for the Sonichu franchise to become a dignified reality, making his dream come true."''
|-
|4
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoKs2PWCgRI Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XNxhKpigzY Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GiiN4XYfJQ Original])
|2006-2007
|Release of [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] to [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|Chris's message]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].
|''"With this recent upsurge in interest for Chris, he had the ability to raise awareness for his cause and maybe even take proper action to prevent further trolling. Or better yet, if he took better care of his online presence, he could have made all of this fade away."''
|-
|5
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXwUgzdwqcU&t=2730s Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxW4-_mCo-I Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9Z_tXdRKI Original])
|2007-2008
|Chris finally caving into [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|editing his ED page]] to the [[Sonichu Game Talk]] video.
|''"Christian's newfound infamy brought him much stress and hardship, with him hardly being able to cope with the constant barrage of trolling, getting ever more challenging to discern what was false and what was true; what was an advice and what was an insult. But he still had his principles, his dreams, and ambitions, to see himself through the most trying period of his life."''
|-
|6
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzPV8BXA1II Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u2TUWXQehM Revised and Censored]) ([https://drive.google.com/file/d/1SdolXySgEUPAatIUWEOKStXuqjzaYBE9/view?usp=sharing Revised and Uncensored]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9Z_tXdRKI Original])
|2008
|Chris [[Blanca Emails, August 2008|emailing]] [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] about porn to the desecration of his [[Medallions#Mark 1 (and decoy)|medallion]].
|None
|-
|7
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUrNMVRwIBA Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOnVFhqvUNM Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylhPXIXBTIE Original])
|2008-2009
|Chris [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]] to the [[Jason Kendrick Howell message]].
|''"With the trolls' moves and behavior becoming predictable, Chris might have had the sense to ignore them as he had stated before, and not fuel the fire. He knew that the trolls only craved attention and would grow in tenacity once noticed. The one calling himself Clyde Cash would prove to be no different."''
|-
|8
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6eL5MvupJ4 Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co6saw-Ik0o Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWSWmgqz8ok Original])
|2009
|[[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san]] to the Australian brushfires of [[2009]].
|''"On February 7th, raging bushfires began to spread across the Australian state of Victoria, eventually killing nearly 200 people. Even though she was known to be living in the state of South Australia, Chris believed that Sarah may have been lost to the fire."''
|-
|9
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4Ax86qZoX0 Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WisyzQW9BYU Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pgO5MwN0pM Original])
|2009
|[[CWC Update 8 February 2009]] to Chris preparing for [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral.
|''"After he left the chat, Christian began preparing for his Aunt Corrina's funeral, and his eventual trip into uncertainty awaiting him in Cleveland, Ohio. Without a doubt, this would prove to be the most trying birthday of his life."''
|-
|10
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSBWZWBdNl8 Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTjCsNGBKUo Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrODxoJKRz0 Original])
|2009
|Aunt Corrina's funeral to [[Robert Simmons V]]'s [[Church audio|church visit]].
|''"After he let go of his dependence on conversing online with possible trolls, Christian's life seemed to have taken a turn for the better. But while his relationship with Emily looked promising, he was blissfully unaware of her true motives, and the mysterious scheme to steal her away from him."''
|-
|11
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N3d3ve9l-s Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2tUU9ytpY8 Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3YzUZN2Hog Original])
|2009
|[[Apology to Emily]] to [[YouTube Finale]].
|''"As it has been shown that Chris hardly ever learned from his mistakes, it should come as no surprise that he would eventually return to YouTube. To broadcast his daily life, to express his love for his sweetheart, to threaten the trolls, to refuel the fire."''
|-
|12
|[https://youtube.com/watch?v=cd-8ld-ZCo0 Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je0IuVlvdug Original])
|2009
|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica#1 April 2009|ED's 2009 April Fools' Day prank]] to the hacking of [[CWC's Sonichu Site!#cwcville.com_(April_–_May_2009)|cwcville.com]].
|''"The recent burst of attention Christian had gotten was unfortunately not because of Sonichu, but rather his own unusual actions. In any case, he paid little attention to the thousands of eyes watching him and he simply carried on with his life, undoubtedly to encounter more trolls, sweethearts, challenges, and challengers."''
|-
|13
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDffEuoQDtM Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8mpA_fSzcc Original])
|2009
|[[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters]] to [[Do Not Dis C Ville]].
|''"Despite his best efforts to detach himself from the reputation that has haunted him for years, the trolls remained relentless, sucking him back into their universe. And now, Christian was locked in a fierce battle with his worst enemy: himself."''
|-
|14
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3-bD2Wyaec Current]
|2009
|[[Chris humps his PS3|Chris humping his PS3]] to [[Liquid Chris]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 3#CChanSonichuCWC's Bonus Video|revealing]] Chris's [[Ian Brandon Anderson|"real" name]].
|''"As Chris remained locked in battle, he came to terms with the possibility that the trolls whom he hated so may well become his saving grace. The extensive documentation of his activities, in his mind, made it clear that there could be only one true Christian Weston Chandler, and whether he wanted it or not, they had become part of his life and would forever stay with him every step of the way."''
|-
|15
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EdNmDVOQow Current]
|2009
|[[C.W.C. - Thank You :)]] to [[LOOK at the truth!]].
|''"With the battle of the Chrises still seemingly raging on, Christian was trying his hardest to take back his life. Which, despite its many flaws, regrets, and troubled past, it was rightfully his and his alone."''
|-
|16
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzh_z6-097g Current]
|2009
|Chris's ''circa'' August 2009 meeting with [[Kim Wilson]] and [[Kacey]] at Applebee's to [[Kacey Call 4]].
|''"Despite his best efforts to shake the trolls off his tail, they refused to let go. And even though he continued to play tricks on them in an attempt to fool them, Christian was no match for the organization, persistence, and cunning of the trolls."''
|-
|17
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBkuKp6OjUo Current]
|2009
|Chris's [[September 2009]] [[Death threats#Vivian Gee|death threat]] to [[Vivian Gee]] to [[Kacey Call 21]].
|''"Little did Chris know, but the encouragements and advice he was getting from his supposed friends was all designed to make him look like a fool. It seemed like there was nowhere he could turn, where he could find help and support, and even if he were to find it, perhaps it would be too late."''
|-
|18
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzlFJxKLBO0 Current]
|2009
|[[Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... Transformers|Final installment]] of [[Chris-chan Discusses...|Chris's interview with Larry Bundy Jr.]] to [[To Clyde Gregg#Another One for Clyde Gregg|Another One for Clyde Gregg]].
|''"With both the trolls and Christian intensifying their efforts to antagonize each other, the trolls became characters in a story, a story in which they were the villains and Chris was the hero. In Chris's mind, the trolls only made his comic book world of heroes vs. evil foes become a reality, a reality he all too readily embraced."''
|-
|19
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1qDg0Vmp2g Current]
|2009
|Chris opening his "[[YouTube#ClydeGreggCashMays (October 2009 – November 2009)|ClydeGreggCashMays]]" account on YouTube to the [[Father Call]].
|None
|-
|20
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r2MM9Aetv0 Current]
|2009
|[[11042009 51 50|Chris's 51 bicep curl video]] to the [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]].
|''"As another sweetheart saga drew to a close, Christian displayed a remarkable bouncing-back of spirits, urging others to make the Sonichu franchise a dignified reality, like he had done for much of his adult life. Which only reassured trolls that his life was a seemingly endless, repeating cycle, and that there was always room for another nemesis and another boyfriend-free girl to come along."''
|-
|21
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXE7QZntZtU Current]
|2009
|[[Prank calls#Failed Prank Call|Failed Prank Call]] to Chris answering [[Mailbag 13]].
|''"Chris seemed to have become revitalized with energy, completing another Sonichu issue and continuing to believe in troll-induced dreams of fame and popularity. But as the dust was settling from the conclusion of Liquid Chris saga, there was someone else rising into Christian's field of vision, challenging his life choices, world views, and what it means to be a Sonichu."''
|-
|22
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V38EZ7I8c-A Current]
|2009-2010
|[[Fanmail Reading|12102009 - Fanmail Reading.MP4]] to [[14 January 2010|01142010.MOV]].
|''"With the rise of Asperchu, Christian began seeing Alec Benson Leary as his arch-nemesis of that time, effectively replacing Liquid Chris and Clyde Cash before him, showing that he had not learned from his mistakes and past actions, and practically guaranteed that he was destined to repeat them."''
|-
|23
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2FB0hHfrk0 Current]
|2010
|[[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N]] to [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]].
|''"As another creator managed to converse about the creative process with Chris, his peculiar attachment to his characters was made crystal clear. CWCville had become more than a hobby, more than an ambitious dream of stardom, even more than a way to live out his fantasies. In Christian's mind at least, it had become a tangible reality, inhabited by living, breathing cartoon characters, for as he had stated before, Chris was truly young at heart."''
|-
|24
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ffLGSfQf8o Current]
|2010
|[[Apologies to Alec and Evan]] to Chris answering [[Mailbag 52]].
|''"Despite Alec's best effort to make Christian aware of Sonichu's damning legal issues, it seemed that everyone except Chris knew that Sonichu could never truly come to fruition. As it was, in essence, an extension of its creator, an amalgam of ideas taken from various pop culture sources, existing in a nonsensical fantasy world, destined to fail."''
|-
|25
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5GgVLk2Tio Current]
|2010
|[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]] to the release of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]].
|''"Christian's hypocrisy, as highlighted many times by Alec, was on full display again, brutally murdering those to whom he had complained about the graphic violence of their own comics. It would seem that Alec's efforts to change his ways were for naught, as the delivered justice as seen by Chris would only create more conflict in his real life and turn more people away from him. For while he was living his fantasy life as a hero, he failed to realize that in the real world, he was letting himself become the villain."''
|-
|26
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX_fOd7pFc4 Current]
|2010
|[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9]] to [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV]].
|''"As it has been shown that he hardly ever learned from his mistakes, it should come as no surprise that Chris would eventually return to YouTube. To broadcast his daily life, to express his love for his sweetheart, to threaten the trolls, to refuel the fire."''
'''Note: This ending monologue is a slightly-reworded copy of the one from Episode 11.'''
|-
|27
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxYfdJxqY_M Current]
|2010
|[[Cleveland Show Voice Rant]] to [[Greene County Conspiracy]].
|''"With his recent outbursts concerning his mistreatment in Greene County, the falsified Sonichu issue, and his stubborn stance against Asperger's Syndrome, it appeared that Chris was desperately trying to cling to his version of reality in order to escape the depressing truth: that he was still a virgin with a desperate desire for a mate. And since he no longer fled into his comics for comfort, he had to learn how to fend for himself, in a world not his own."''
|-
|28
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62Cthb7G-pU Current]
|2010
|[[05142010|Yeardley Love video]] to [[JenkinsJinkies]]' [[User talk:JenkinsJinkies|conversation with Clyde]].
|''"As he distanced himself from YouTube, he began returning to his old tricks of attempting to attract women in public. And even though he claimed to not pay attention to trolls, he would continue coming back, proving that no matter how much his environment or the people around him may change, there was one thing that always stayed the same: Chris."''
|-
|29
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9tkCwNaX-A Current]
|2010
|Chris's [[McIntire Park#Independence Day Sighting|4 July 2010 visit]] to [[McIntire Park]] to [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]].
|''"With Chris's return to YouTube, he felt that he had the upper hand to the trolls, but was in fact unknowingly following their instructions, acting just as they had expected. However, Christian was about to enact a scheme that he believed would surely get the best of his foes, once and for all."''
|-
|30
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjr6JgWWkV0 Current]
|2010
|[[Stardate, August 27, 2010]] to [[Jackie E-mails 16]].
|''"With his relationship with Jackie still holding steady and promising, the introduction of an ex-boyfriend provided a new foe in Chris's life, which encouraged him to release his inner emotions in video form once again, adding more excitement to his internet presence. For while he may not have been aware, the trolls were the screenwriters of his life, inserting love interests and villains as they wished, in order to entertain a very peculiar audience of a man unwittingly starring in his own show."''
|-
|31
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdA9A8h_oYQ Current]
|2010
|[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]] to [[A Public Announcement for Congress]].
|''"As he edged closer to entering the third decade of his life, Christian was seemingly putting in more a creative effort than ever before, showing exactly what motivated him. A chance to lose one of the things he loathed the most, a thing that he felt cursed him but also defined him: his innocence."''
|-
|32
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQwREsoM3oc Current]
|2010
|[[Pregnant Act]] to [[ToJackie]].
|''"Despite how Jackie treated him, to Chris, she was his best chance at fulfilling his desire to lose his virginity and refused to let her go. Though Christian realized that her instructions for his videos were often very demanding and unreasonable, he didn't have much hope for finding someone else, and tried desperately to convince her that she would be the one, in spite of, or perhaps because of, his flaws."''
|-
|33
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE4ETdYm6tg Current]
|2010
|[[Jackie E-mails 20]] to [[100 2357.MOV]].
|''"His most recent correspondences with Jackie made it clear that the troll behind that persona made great effort to make Christian realize that he was to be more responsible of himself if he wanted to change for the better, and that his main source of support, Rocky Shoemaker, only further encouraged his current way of life. No matter how great or small the possible changes he could make, Chris felt great discomfort, and was reluctant to take his life into his own hands."''
|-
|34
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKXtK2SqanQ Current]
|2010 - 2011
|[[Jackie E-mails 23]] to [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012]].
|''"While Chris's coming out as a Tomgirl may have come as a shocking surprise to many observers, the signs were obvious to those who watched him the closest. Many theorized that his curious case of homophobia was due to his own repressed desires, stifled by his conservative household. And for those who wished to delve deep into his past, Chris's future changes in identity should come as no surprise at all."''
|-
|35
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJzngZrtp04 Current]
|2011
|Creation of the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum to [[The Red-Maned Deer]].
|''"With Chris's recent re-emergence back into the internet spotlight, trolls and onlookers felt like they were experiencing a return of old norms: yet another sweetheart saga alongside another ploy to defeat the trolls. But little did anyone know, his colorful online presence would be suddenly cut short by a tragic event that would drastically change Chris's life."''
|-
|36
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOqLWF_iWns Current]
|2011
|[[Kaka Makeup Basics]] to the [[Rocky Shoemaker call]].
|''"With his father's death, for the most part, trolls decided to leave Chris completely alone and not intrude in his affairs, silencing his online world. But his run-ins with the law caused many eyes to turn their gaze back onto him, and whether he was conscious of it or not, Christian would soon show that the internet spotlight was too alluring for him to stay away for good."''
|-
|37
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx2CgXqdxMw Current]
|2012
|Chris's [[January 2012 Facebook Posts|January 2012]] [[Facebook]] posts to the [[28 October 2011|July 2012 settlement]] of the Michael Snyder case.
|''"As his frequent court appearances subsided, Christian showed no sign of stopping to express his hatred against the owner of The GAMe PLACe, or his burning desire to escape his current real-life situation. For him, the social media site Facebook offered an easy way to voice his innermost thoughts to his friends and foes, and continued to do so, because despite what he had been told, he felt that his constant monologuing and reaching out to others offered him an avenue to some of his most sought-after things: love and validation."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBOyq64x8yk Current]
|2012-2013
|''[[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]]'' to Chris's [[September 2013 Facebook Posts|September 2013 Facebook posts]] about Lego minifigs.
|''"Without much interaction from other real-life people, Christian's imagination took over, fueling his unquenchable rage for the people who he saw as his enemies. Even when his friends tried to convince him otherwise, he refused to let go of the idea that he was a widely-persecuted figure, hungry for revenge. So he sought comfort in the things that could not disagree with his thoughts, those that could help him realize his visions of vengeance: the games and toys around him."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zSpn0ZNwqQ Current]
|2013-2014
|[[October 2013 Facebook Posts|October 2013 Facebook posts]] to [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014]].
|''"As he continued to put his trust in his supposed online friends at this troublesome time in his life, they for the most part did their best to help. Christian's relaxed nature led to him revealing more secret truths about himself, and when encouraged, he thought more about who he was and was coming ever closer to solving his inner confusion, and coming to terms with who he felt he truly was."''
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|40
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95_A-_W37qk Current]
|2014
|[[May 2014 Facebook Posts|May 2014 Facebook posts]] to him finishing his first leg of his date with [[Catherine]].
|None
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|41
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55EsycjHeJs Current]
|2014
|Second leg of his date with [[Catherine]] to Chris addressing his reasoning for the [[Medallions#The Mr. Smith Situation|Mr. Smith situation]].
|''"While Christian's efforts at using his own infamy to generate extra income seemed like a wise idea, his execution of it had many faults, which included a failure to keep up with demands, and a pricing plan which reflected his perceived infamous reputation. In his struggles to help his family's financial situation, he was faced with some difficult truths about life, accountability, and responsibility."''
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|42
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=karTjT_4Gbc Current]
|2014
|Start of the [[Sonic Boom Protests]] to the end of the [[Keep Sonic Original]] page.
|''"With the recent change in his idol's appearance, Christian showed just how much he was unwilling to accept seemingly insignificant modifications. This was in part due to his autism, which made it difficult for him to accept changes. In addition, his response was the result of a lifetime of being pampered by his parents, and years of inflated self-importance brought about by the trolls, which led him to falsely believe that he had any power at all to make a difference."''
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|43
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyNfJQbg9o8 Current]
|2014-2015
|[[Sonic Boom Protests#Pickle Joke|Possible reference to Chris's distaste for]] [[pickle]]s in an episode of ''Sonic Boom'' to [[March 2015 Facebook posts#Redundancy|a comment made by him on the official ''My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic'' Facebook page]] in March 2015.
This is the first episode to use feminine pronouns to describe Chris.
|''"Christine's insistence in keeping herself young at heart had resulted in a change in circumstances that she felt were unjust: an adult consequence brought about as a result of a childlike tantrum. With her life now colored once again with more impending court dates, Chris still failed to become an adult, not because she didn't want to grow up, but perhaps, she didn't understand if she still could."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5MdSQG0B_c Current]
|2015
|[[26 December 2014#2 April Hearing|Chris's second hearing]] for the Boxing Day macing to his [[July 2015 Facebook Posts#Endless Horror|"Pink Fresh Lemonade" drawing]].
Debuts a new version of the intro, using feminine pronouns.
|''"As she continued to embrace her new identity, Christine felt more at ease at mingling with seemingly like-minded people, a feeling of belonging she had not felt in a very long time. The gay club was a sanctuary, a relief from both trollsome and legal troubles still prevalent in her life. However, a change in identity did not largely change her personality, and she would continue to engage with life with a predictable attitude. For she still was the same person behind a different name."''
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|45
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-v3Iefr58U Current]
|2015
|[[List of places that have banned Chris#Facebook|Chris's temporary ban from Facebook]] to [[Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!]]
|''"After achieving early success in selling off her customized crafts, Christine further pushed her figurines to be sold for profit, a practice that she originally considered as merely a hobby with minimal desire to make money from it. But the figures now had more than just one purpose: aside from characters contained within her fictional comics, there were also individuals from her personal life, or as she might possibly see it, characters from her life story, characters which she could use to enact her fantasies of vengeance, and triumph. A new reality where she can hide from her troubles. A reality in which she can always win a losing battle."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtELwaQYTK0 Current]
|2015
|[[Donation Options Reviewed.]] to [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers]].
|''"In a dramatic turn of events, it seemed that Christine had returned to her old ways of disputing impostors, troll-created fictitious Sonichu merchandise, and attacking people who she believed were part of a grand conspiracy against her. As new trolls continued to test the waters and see if they could reenact past events, it became clear that as the world continued to spin around, so too with the life of Chris Chan."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07p94FYn1zM Current]
|2015-2016
|[[December 2015 Facebook Posts#A Fun Visual|Chris' 1 December 2015 Facebook post about his bed]] to [[Update, 1/22/2016, and new items for Cwcville Shopping.]]
|''"With the seeming demise of her latest foe, Chris apparently avoided a larger trolling saga. Yet hiding behind the scenes was a mysterious gal-friend, about which nothing was revealed. Once again, Christine was in the midst of a possibly new acquaintanceship with a troll, pretending to be a possible love interest. Unbeknownst to Chris, and also, to the ones who watched her the closest."''
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|48
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INP-_0MDS9U Current]
|2016
|[[CatKnight Interview]] to [[Jeff is Beyond Denounced.]]
|''"As Chris reengaged in a seeming battle with her impostor, Chris found that the extensive documentation of her activities continued to haunt her. And whether she wanted it or not, her past actions, whether they be good or bad, had become a constant part of her life. And like the trolls, would forever stay with her every step of the way."''
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|49
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8h-ja6dftY Current]
|2016
|[[Happy Pokémon Day.]] to [[Please, Donate]].
|''"With the grim reality slowly coming to surround her, Christine had to deal with making the unwanted choice between doing what she needed to do and doing what she wanted to do. A financial crisis restricted her from enjoying a lackadaisical lifestyle. Sooner or later, Chris would have to realize that the carefree life of a child was no longer an option for her."''
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|50
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPDwMta3fRs Current]
|2016
|[[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] to [[Donations Requested, Please]].
|''"As both her mother's health and financial troubles worsened, Christine seemed to struggle with living through troublesome times. Her past success in creating merchandise now seemed to be lost, with the mounting pressure of keeping up with demands becoming too much to bear. From now on, whether she liked it or not, the strangers who looked on, prying into her private life, would become her last hope for survival."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qc3QE-E9Yw Current]
|2016
|[[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 1]] to Chris's Facebook [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|post]] regarding [[Chris and sex#Incest|incest]].
|''"As Christine caused herself a medical emergency, she refused to admit that she was bringing herself in harm's way, overcome with the belief that she could transform her body into a true female form. With the overflow of messages of concern and advice, it appeared that rather than observing her every move out of mockery or amusement, there was an increasing number of people watching to make sure she was safe. For Chris continued to prove, day after day, that she could not live her life comfortably on her own."''
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|52
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os51Bmrr0Kw Current]
|2016
|Chris's [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Get off your ass, Cole!|Facebook announcement]] to [[Cole Smithey]] to [[Feelings of the election results]].
|''"As Christine tried to deal with a reality that was not to her liking, she, like in many situations before, resorted to creating realities which existed only in her imagination. Because the only reality that she had full control over, for the time being at least, was in her mind."''
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|53
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXsr45VigJs Current]
|2016-2017
|[[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously]] to Chris's first interactions with [[DoopieDoOver]].
|''"As Christine stated, she tried her best to forget about the actions of trolls and cyberbullies of the past, and made efforts to form new bonds and possible friendships. However, she had trouble in understanding how she could be perceived by others, and what were the appropriate actions one should make in starting new relationships, which only increased the chance of more misunderstandings and more heartbreaks."''
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|54
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUHnLlqY6SI Current]
|2017
|[[March 2017 tweets#Don't be blinded impulsively|Chris offering words of wisdom]] to [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 05052017]].
|''"With the return of The Classic, Christine tried yet another way to capitalize on her past infamy. However, it proved to yield no financial gain, as the value she believed it had was a product of her perceived worldwide appreciation and fame, thinking she had a loyal fan base of millions. Nevertheless, she would soon venture down another path, another hearkening back to old times, a return to the very thing that placed her in the public spotlight."''
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|55
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZgaHw3y66w Current]
|2017
|[[Live Drawing Streams#05082017|Chris's first ''Sonichu'' Issue #11 livestream]] to [[July 2017 tweets#Doopie knows about Chris|Doopie confirming that she knew about Chris's old antics]].
|''"As Christine continued to interact with DoopieDoOver, she failed to see how she was nothing more than another one of her many supporters, hoping against hope to strengthen their relationship, or perhaps advance it further to the next level. She would soon find out that hope can sometimes be a foolish thing."''
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|56
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hydR9nksHSg Current]
|2017
|[[July 2017 tweets#Chris downplays the macing incident while simping for the Planet Dolan crew|Chris interacting with the Planet Dolan crew]] to [[Night Star#Chris spills the beans|Chris revealing that he was behind the NightStar2891 account]].
|''"BronyCon made Christine feel loved and accepted, due to the nature of the attendees generally maintaining an air of acceptance and kindness, though often it was merely face-value courtesy. Riding high on waves of happiness, Christine would soon be met with dark clouds once again."''
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|57
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXZOVgot6a4 Current]
|2017
|[[August 2017 tweets#Chris's pizza observation|Chris's pizza observation]] to [[Jessica Quinn#Relationship with Kiwi Farms|Jessica Quinn's conversation with Moonman's Son]].
|''"Even though Jessica firmly stood by her stance as a real woman, genuinely interested in a possible relationship with Christine, most people assumed her to be a troll on the count of her sometimes ethically questionable Facebook posts over the years. Whatever the case, Christine believed, once again, that she had found her sweetheart, a girlfriend like she wished, who could right all her wrongs and change her life for the better."''
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|58
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f_aVxYQeHo Current]
|2017
|[[September 2017 Facebook posts#Jessica Quinn .3D Lovely Weather|Chris comparing Jessica Quinn to Lovely Weather]] to [[October 2017 tweets#Quinnspiracy|Chris rationalizing that Quinn wasn't a troll]].
|''"Though heartbroken by her breakup with Jessica Quinn, Christine sought comfort in the possibility, however unlikely, that the nature of their relationship was genuine. This created a feeling of success, a belief that Chris did, in fact, have and lost a true sweetheart, giving her the strength to start again and keep moving forward, producing more merchandise and exploring new stories, new characters, and new ideas."''
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|59
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk-1uVPwrs0 Current]
|2017
|[[Sonichu_12|Creation of Sonichu 12]] to [[Operation_BARBarossa|the Facebook post about Operation BARBarossa]].
|''"With Wise seemingly in control of Chris's thoughts, he established how easily convinced Christine could be of outlandish concepts, if one were to indulge in her adventurous musings in cartoon realities and alternate dimensions. This was merely the beginning of an insidious cycle of trolling, that would cause detrimental effects to her psyche for years to come."''
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|60
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBN4_57TuMY Current]
|2017-2018
| [[November 2017 tweets#The only person with Heterochromia|Chris's tweet about a Heterochromia customization in Sonic Forces]] to [[February 2018 Facebook Posts#Christian Love Day|the Facebook post celebrating his 36th birthday]].
|''"For the time being, it seemed that Christine had regained some semblance of control of her own life and her mind. Her online reputation continued to provide her with additional income in the form of eBay sales and Patreon supporters. However, out of sight of the public eye, individuals with menacing plans were toying with her emotions and beliefs, and were about to push her to her breaking point."''
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|61
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40wYDbcfYEg Current]
|2018
| The growth of the amount of [[Idea Guys]] to [[April 2018 social media posts#Brainwashing from Idea Guys|a string of tweets Chris posted about his fetishes.]]
|''"From the events of these past few days, it became all the more clear that Christine was still under the control of bad actors. No one knew for the time being their true identities, the extent of their torment, or even the lengths they would soon go to use Chris's loosening grip on reality for their own amusement."''
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|62
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHJ0x53ik34 Current]
|2018
| [[Twitch#CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys|Chris streaming on Twitch urging others to buy his eBay items]] to [[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE#Please, HELP US! FORECLOSURE RISK HIGH!|a desperate plea video for monetary donations.]]
|''"In the aftermath of the Idea Guys Saga, Christine was left in a dire financial situation. Desperate to meet obligations, she lashed out at her real-life surroundings, which all too often, were unkind to her. Unlike the interdimensional world she had come to accept, through the Idea Guys. While they no longer actively influenced her, they imprinted onto her a seemingly tangible world where Chris had true control, influence, and love. A magical escape too alluring to let go."''
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|63
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVMhrr5xkMI Current]
|2018
| [[May 2018 social media posts#Chris gets a new phone, wants to sell old phone|A Twitter post of Chris attempting to sell his old phone on eBay]] to [[Nightstar is a very important Special Sonichu|a video in which he states the importance of his ponysona Night Star.]]
|''"With the recent ousting of the Idea Guys came support in the form of Null and the other Guard Dogs, who did what they could to quell the abuse and negative attention that surrounded Christine. What they couldn't restrict, however, were Chris's own actions, which would undoubtedly, like many times before, attract many curious and unkind eyes once more."''
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|64
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa8HBIb1RMs Current]
|2018
| [[TooManyGames#At_the_con|Justin Silverman emailing Chris about his fundraising campaign to get to the convention]] to [[BronyCon_2018|Chris leaving BronyCon 2018.]]
|''"After packing up her things, Christine made her way back to the car and began her trip back home: back to reality, and back to troubles."''
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|65
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVF5KepFaxM Current]
|2018
| [[Waiting for the tow truck]] to [[Barbara Chandler will be making out autographed photos and posters.]]
|''"Christine had begun to embrace her infamy once more, by increasing her merchandise output. However, like with the ideas she sought from her circle of friends and acquaintances, she focused on instant gratification with no foresight of her future outlook, dooming herself to an endless cycle of foregoing needs in favor of wants. Ignoring mistakes of her past that she was bound to relive in the future."''
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|66
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z9WHi2CMlg Current]
|2018
| [[August 2018 social media posts#So where is the Wikipedia Article about me?|A tweet from Chris in which he asks for the whereabouts of his Wikipedia page]] to [[Misc texts#Sorbet deceased|a text message in which Chris states his lost cat Sorbet had died and merged with his counterpart in the sister dimension.]]
|''"As the Chandler household slipped further and further into debt, and the future looked more and more uncertain, Christine tried her hardest to escape the misery of her life by creating the hope for a new one. She hoped all her and others' creations would come alive and live side by side with her. She hoped that if she tried really hard to believe in the Merge, it could indeed come true. She hoped that if people agreed with her, it could let her know that there truly could be a way out from the life she made."''
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|67
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXKgagZawBI Current]
|2018-2019
|Chris explaining the [[Dimensional Merge]] to Chris falling out with [[The Captain]].
|''"From this recent turn of events, it was apparent that meddling in Christine's life, no matter with good intentions or bad, was bound to only bring trouble for all involved. As those who got too close had to deal with the negative fallout, Chris careened on, changing rules for her life to form as many comfortable cushions as possible, to brace herself for whatever inevitable blow may come."''
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|68
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XneFqMrLLNw Current]
|2019
|Chris announcing he will not be attending [[MAGfest]] to Chris begging to be unblocked by the [[TF2 Analysis|Brony Analysts]].
|''"Cracking under the pressure of the people she sought comfort in pushing her away, Christine once more failed to acknowledge that her own actions were largely at fault. For most people, it is difficult to own up to their mistakes, and take the blame and inevitable consequences. For a goddess like Christine, whose reality decreed she could do no wrong, perhaps it was impossible."''
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|69
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sJdb6HBw78 Current]
|2019
|Chris forgives Twitter blockings to Chris being gifted a [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)|Nintendo Switch]]
|''"From recent developments, it seemed that some individuals were very willing to spend their time and money to attempt to help Christine in some way, seeing her as a hapless victim in an unfortunate environment, surrounded by hate. They regrettably did not realize that, not unlike Chris herself, they failed to learn from mistakes of the past and hoped against hope for a well-intended - but doomed to fail - brighter future."''
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|70
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw9OtvE0r6Q Current]
|2019
|From [[Bryanfrogboy]]'s prequel video to [[Sarah and Steve]] defending their enabling on [[Twitter]].
The intro from this episode onward begins featuring increasingly disintegrative "glitches" in the lead-up to Chris's [[Incest Arrest|arrest for incest.]]
|''"As debt further mounted, Christine found comfort in the people that followed her, for she could almost surely depend on someone to financially help her when needed. In her world, helping hands were always within reach. With such a life, there was no need to try to improve or to change."''
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|71
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mRucAOtJZw Current]
|2019
|From [[Pappy Van Poodle Interview]] to Chris begging for money to attend [[Bronycon]].
|''"As BronyCon soon approached, Christine clamored for any hope of recapturing the perceived love and acceptance she felt during the previous convention. For her, it was an escape from a world of bullying, demands, responsibilities, and accountability; to a small part of the world where she would have freedom, and not be judged and ridiculed. She would do all she was willing to in order to achieve that release, if only for a moment."''
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|72
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHyuvFpEXak Current]
|2019
|From [[Misc texts#Thinking of selling bath water|Thinking of selling bath water]] to [[First recorded statement of Magi-Chan Sonichu - August 15, 2019]].
|''"As the prophesized Dimensional Merge continued to elude her in her time of need, ''[Audio glitch]'' -and used by those with ulterior motives, boosting her beliefs so as not to break the bond. After years of being tricked into believing alternate realities, it seemed that there was no one who could break the cycle and bring her back to reality. The stage was set for new players to enter and perform the roles that only Chris wanted to see."''
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|73
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvPvr-D9nZI Current]
|2019
|From [[August 2019 social media posts#Chris and Magi-Chan are luminaries|Chris and Magi-Chan are luminaries]] to [[October 2019 social media posts#Chris orders the Shipfic cards, snaps at customers wanting books|Chris orders the Shipfic cards, snaps at customers wanting books]].
This episode is notable as the only one with a sponsorship, which Geno segues into after reading the Magi-Chan tweet that serves as the opening.
|''"Christine continued to live in her own world of idyllic illusion, though supplanting her famed comics with trading cards, perhaps to hearken back to his younger years of playing trading card games. But now, instead of seeking the thrill of winning matches, she was enacting fantasies of matchmaking and romance with characters of her own design, controlling a game of love over which Chris herself had no control."''
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|74 (Faux)
|[https://youtu.be/pyWoYB0ppLk Current]
|2019-2023
|An April Fool's joke that gives a false good ending to Christory.
|''"Christine's life is one that no one should envy. Born into unideal circumstances, Christopher and his parents struggled to deal with a condition with which they were ill-equipped to deal, but tried to the best of their abilities to live to the fullest. Unfulfilled, yet hopeful, Christian searched for happiness, a place to belong, and himself, only to find bullying, hostile environments, and losing his sense of self. Relying on her misery to carry herself forward, Christine learned to accept her imperfect and hopeless existence, occasionally alleviating her lifelong lows with momentary highlights, by consuming the kinds of media by which he was arguably raised. Somehow, a sudden outsider perspective caused her to rethink her way of living, and found a new hope on the horizon, acknowledging that a girlfriend or any outsider help would not fix her life; but rather, changing her own life from within. In the end, Chris left her endless cycle of mistake and ill-judgment-ridden adversity behind her, and matured, took control, and found love along the way. As the troll Clyde Cash once said: 'Everybody has to grow up, but for some, growing up can take a very long time.'"''
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|74
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG-Tfts0vdI Current]
|2019
|From Chris' GoFundMe for BABSCon to his reply to the troll @CWCEmmanuelle.
|''"After a decade-long cycle of bullying, mistakes, and ill-judgment-ridden adversity, Christine found solace after rejecting the reality that treated her so harshly, greatly aided by individuals seeking some semblance of internet notoriety, driven by the misguided belief that they were contributing to a story of historical note. Chris's life was one that no one should envy nor influence, for if left to her own devices, she may not believe it was possible to escape her consequences in search of a better life."''
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|75
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRXPel8CwYA Current]
|2019-2020
|From Chris and [[Jacob Sockness]] arguing over character ownership to [[The End Games]] blocking Chris on Twitter.
|''"As time went on, Christine's inter-dimensional lore grew and became more convoluted, confusing herself and others by mixing what creating and chronicling characters and events truly meant, trying to hold on to her make-believe idyllic world, despite its tearing at the seams right in front of her. As a possible reaction to her perplexment, Chris sought comfort in others in the real world, who could help her expand the lore of her fantasy and encourage her to keep moving forward, though it appeared to be a Herculean task, since Chris was still Chris."''
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|76
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRXPel8CwYA Current]
|2020
|From [[The End Games]] receiving a threatening letter from Chris to "Sonichu" explaining how [[COVID-19]] was eradicated in dimension C-197.
|''"As COVID-19 brought about a need for social distancing, mass travel restrictions, and closings of establishments, it is conceivable that Christine used the concept of a body switch scenario to further engross herself in an escapist fantasy, one in which she managed to attend the long-awaited BABScon in an alternate timeline. As it has happened before, negative outside influences only encouraged a deeper retreat into fantasy, that Chris was now less likely than ever to let go."''
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|77
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FWVN8nz8C4 Current]
|2020
|From "Sonichu" participating in [[Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight|the Leftovers Tonight stream]] to [[Chris's Last Will and Testament]].
|None
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|78
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3VHaZZr8Uc Current]
|2020
|From [[August 2020 social media posts#A Simple Clarification|"Sonichu" assuring everyone that Chris and Barbara are safe]] to the [[Goochland Library Sermon]].
|None
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|79
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr8BmOqfVNY Current]
|2020
|From "Sonichu" planning to appear on [[The Create Unknown]] podcast to "Sonichu" [[The Place chats (November 2020)#Premonitions and trances|having a premonition]] concerning [[Manchester High School]].
|''"With the Dimensional Merge perpetually approaching, but never arriving, Christine reached out to any conceivable source of media that could reassure her that her reveries would come true, seeking guidance in Randy Stair's history and twisting past events to make them fit into her personal reality. Though as hard as the Watchmen may have tried to keep her grounded, they were powerless to stop her wandering mind from leading her into troubles that they could never imagine."''
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|80
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1wqtfQFIaE Current]
|2020-2021
|From "Sonichu" [[November 2020 social media posts#Happy Thanksgiving|wishing his followers a happy Thanksgiving]] to [[Null]] [[Null DMs#Ignoring Null's advice on Larry Vaughn|DMing Chris telling him not to tweet about a troll's fetish for excrement consumption]].
|''"No matter if their true intentions were for better or worse, Christine would prove time and time again that she would only listen to those who encouraged her beliefs of an idyllic universe, that could right all her wrongs and change her life for the better."''
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|81
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S_nzYpZo-w Current]
|2021
|From "Sonichu" discussing the fallout of the Larry Vaughn saga with the Watchmen to the second Psychic Discord chat with KwaiiSandbag.
|''"No matter if their true intentions were for better or worse, Christine would prove time and time again that she would only listen to those who encouraged her beliefs of an idyllic universe, that could right all her wrongs and change her life for the better."''
'''Note: This ending monologue is a copy of the one from Episode 80.'''
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|82
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzwyCuPCU4s Current]
|2021
|From "Sonichu" sharing his feelings of loneliness with the Watchmen to the [[Affirmations List‎‎]] and [[Lovers Attributes List]].
|''"As more and more people tried to sway her into a different state of thought, Christine started to push against their efforts, convincing herself that her perceived sense of divinity was being challenged and tested. After many years of indulging in fanciful lies, she now seemed incapable of accepting an inconvenient truth."''
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|83
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk0k8xlxL_Y Current]
|2021
|From Chris finding masturbation tiring to discounted meditation stones on Praetor's Etsy shop.
|''"In her seemingly ever-uncertain life, Christine reflected on her past and present in an effort to find her future, utilizing any and all spiritual and New Age means she could find. While believing herself a guide and a source of wisdom, she was but a blind follower, accepting any outcome given, allowing her thoughts be altered by players working from the very same playbook that others used so many years before."''
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|84
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZTgU69ZJfc Current]
|2021
|From Chris sharing his first of daily Tarot card reading on Twitter, to sharing two new photos of Barb's haircut.
|''"From the outset, Christine's life seemed to have taken a positive turn. With Null's help, she and her followers saw just how much of an active fan base Chris still had, and just how many were willing to help her reach her life goals, with some, perhaps quietly, expecting trouble to follow her in her new adventures. However, no one could have predicted how her life would soon be dramatically altered, forever."''
|-
|85
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXHMhjZ-kEk Current]
|2021
|From Chris continuing to complete commissions for his fundraiser to get him to the Everfree Northwest convention, to the troll Bella getting discovered.
This episode lacks the normal intro altogether, with the opening disclaimers and titles over a black screen while a buzzing noise plays that increases in volume, until the screen turns white.
|''"As for Christine, she remained in jail, seemingly under the belief that her actions would bring no long-term repercussions, and that her confinement was a result of a momentous misunderstanding. Whatever historic event she thought would come about during the Dimension Merge was seemingly taking place, a perverted expression of affection brought about by the burning of sexual frustration. This turn of events propelled her to a level of attention never before experienced, further adding to her sense of importance and self-grandiosity. Much of Chris's belief that her life in particular was one of great significance, no doubt was an effort 15 years in the making, as online observers continually followed and notated his activities in the most excruciating detail possible, striving to complete a complete record of this particular person's life, turning, in the grand scheme of things, an insignificant and ill-functioning individual into an icon of significance. All compelled to contribute in the name of Christory, an unexplainable desire to document Chris Chan and study study the minutia of her life. Some Christorians are compelled to spread the word, believing it is a life story meant to be heard. A lesson in all that can go wrong in a life, the practice of which only leads more and more people to discover her and embrace Christory, adding to the ever-increasing record of her infamous life. Some not only seek her out, but also inject themselves into Christory, as a means to attain a semblance of notoriety, or to help a pitiful soul who, more often than not, would reject thoughtful well-meaning efforts in favor of accepting words of false praise from the apparent masses. With an international ever-present following like hers, it is not hard to understand that Christine would feel she was of great importance to the world. At this point in her life, no matter how hard Christine Weston Chandler's body would get beaten, there was no overthrowing the mind of Christine, the goddess."''
|}

==See also==
*[[Geno Samuel]]

{{References}}
{{Notes}}

==External links==
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHwMkmOmNeJr-M8SR6lzuwIgfFZHnTau1 Playlist of old version]
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm Playlist of current version]
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-1XyJSh9umIGMBHqFIOq-MJxVPOLfG50 Playlist of a mixture of old and current]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_3pplzbKMZsP5zBH_6SVJQ/featured?disable_polymer=1 Geno's backup channel]
*[https://www.youtube.com/user/GenoSamuel1994Part2 Geno's main channel]

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[[Category:Documentaries]]

Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History

2026-05-30T14:01:20Z

Master:

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{{quote|What made him this way? What is the attraction? What keeps us fascinated?

This is the story of Chris Chan.|The opening narration for the series. After Chris's [[Transgender|transition]], feminine pronouns are used instead.}}

[[File:ChrisChanACH1and85.png|thumb|The thumbnails for episodes 1 and 85, the first and last episodes of Season 1 of the series.]]

'''''Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History''''' is an unofficial documentary [[Internet|webseries]] created by [[Geno Samuel]], which began in [[February 2018]]. It is, as the name suggests, an extensive, in-depth documentary about [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s life, similar to [[Chris Chan Documentary (Sachumo)|Sachumo]]'s. However, while Sachumo's film is an abridged summary of Chris's life for newcomers, Geno's videos go into greater detail, with most videos being between 35 to 45 minutes in length, with a decent portion of this being tied to the playback of Chris's own audio and video.

The documentary series began on 14 [[June 2018]] and covers select events ranging from how Chris's parents met in the [[1980s]] to Chris's [[Incest Arrest|arrest]] on 1 [[August 2021]]. Currently running at 85 episodes, the series has far surpassed Geno's expectations of how in-depth it would be when he first began developing it. As of Part LXXXV, the runtime for the documentary series is quite extensive at over two and a half days.<ref group = "note">More precisely: 2 days, 12 hours, 19 minutes, and 4 seconds.</ref> The series went on hiatus after the release of Part LXXXV on 17 [[March 2024]], and is now slated to resume in November 2027 once the series' "remastered" editions are finished premiering weekly starting on 21 [[March 2026]].

The series is composed of material Geno personally believes to be relevant and/or interesting, and it leaves out the remainder.<ref name=extent>[[Kiwi Farms posts (SamuellyGenie)#Extent of Coverage]]</ref> In an April 2023 comment, Geno stated that he was "evermore trying to make [the episodes] move faster by cutting out irrelevant stuff", adding that he wanted to be finished sooner.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/12ppz6g/has_anyone_made_a_list_of_genos_doc_parts_that/jgv9rt9/?context=3 ([https://archive.ph/r4crn archive])</ref> Even still, Geno has claimed he intends to continue the series until either he or Chris dies.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/15un9rc/comment/jwyqxpr/ ([https://archive.ph/dkFxb archive])</ref>

==Overview==
The series is in chronological order, taking several videos just to cover Chris's life before his internet fame, with a significant portion of the series (28 episodes) dedicated to [[Saga|the troll-influenced events of 2009 and 2010]] – trolls had prodded Chris into producing many calls and videos at the time, which the series utilizes for playback. Geno occasionally slips in dry, blunt observations over [[Chris and hypocrisy|Chris's shortcomings]], along with summaries of how Chris's problems manifest themselves and worsen over time. Furthermore, he uses a deadpan tone of voice when discussing the absolute absurdities present in Chris's life, and he reads spelling errors precisely as they are written, which leads to some of the documentary's most humorous moments despite being a relatively snark-free overview of Chris's life. Nonetheless, the documentary often avoids taking sides on any given issue.

Geno's narration also reflects Chris's changes in identity throughout the series, [[Christopher's name change|initially referring to him as "Christopher" before changing it to "Christian" in the first episode]] and using masculine pronouns for the bulk of the show's run, eventually shifting over to [[Transgender|calling Chris "Christine" and using feminine pronouns]] by the time that the series reaches the events of late [[2014]], when Chris began to transition. However, Geno has used masculine pronouns in the context of referring to Chris's past antics, and also during Chris's extended period of being "[[Spirit possession|possessed]]" by [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in most of [[2020]] and part of [[2021]]. Beginning with Episode 61, Geno began altering the theme music to represent the [[Idea Guys]] saga. Since the saga in question ended in Episode 62, Geno has said that it would be reverted back in Episode 63, although a distorted, reversed version of the theme has consistently played over the credits since then.<ref>https://youtu.be/W3K30u0T5gI?t=1091/</ref> Beginning with Episode 70, glitches have been introduced to the intro, with the severity of the distortion steadily increasing with every video. Episode 85 has no intro, instead featuring a black screen featuring the name of the episode and static that increases in volume in lieu of the intro music. It also ends with "End of Season 1", instead of the usual "End of Episode X".

The documentary series has inspired a considerable amount of new discussion related to Chris, which has predictably produced more [[Weening|weens]] who mistakenly think that "modern" Chris acts like he once did during the so-called "Classic Era" – much of the context behind trolling was never publicly released by Chris's trolls, making it appear as if many of Chris's actions during troll sagas were his own ideas.

The documentary itself eventually ended up being a part of Christory in a more direct fashion, as several people who would go on to interact with Chris either found out about him, or were influenced by, the series. Furthermore, Chris is aware of the series, and has commented on it several times over [[Twitter]] and [[YouTube]], usually expressing approval of Geno's attention to detail, but critiquing him on parts he found [[Honest Content|too graphic]].<ref name=p39>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 39]]</ref> After the series reached the point of Geno's involvement with Chris, he included DMs which Chris had with him.<ref>[[Geno Samuel DMs#Magi-Chan speaks to Geno]]</ref>

Despite his channel being demonetized, Geno has said that he does make money off the documentary.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (SamuellyGenie)#Money]]</ref>

==History==
Geno attempted to monetize his GenoSamuel2 channel. On 13 [[June 2018|June of that year]], when it was his turn to be reviewed by YouTube staff for the monetization program, they instead issued community guideline strikes due to the clips of bullying featured in the videos, and as a result his channel was terminated.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/bpe1lz/its_coming_cant_wait_for_the_new_material/enu9fug/</ref> Geno confirmed that he did send an appeal form, but YouTube never gave him his channel back. Fans reuploaded all of the episodes made prior to the strike and Geno created a new backup channel on YouTube where the series would be uploaded from then on.

A week later, Geno revealed on the backup channel he would be taking a long break from the videos, stating that he was getting tired of always having to have Chris in his mind when making the documentary. He said that he will continue working on them sometime near the end of the year.

On 3 [[January 2019]], he announced on his [[Twitter]] in the form of a teaser poster that the series would be coming back on 24 [[February 2019]], which also happens to be [[Chris's birthday|Chris's birthday]]. The new series contains updated audio, additional and corrected information and some modifications to prevent another takedown. He also mentioned that he would not be monetizing the videos out of respect.

Geno said that Chris knew of the original run of the series and approved of it.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyrkBzO-WY8&t</ref>

In [[July 2020]], Geno announced the series would go on hiatus again until [[August 2020|August]]; however, the series resumed slightly earlier than expected, as Part 41 premiered on 31 July.

On 14 September, Geno posted a message explaining why he decided to use feminine pronouns to refer to Chris beginning from Part 43:<ref>https://www.youtube.com/post/UgyQY_S-ex_qB7nUns94AaABCQ [https://web.archive.org/web/20211002154846/https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_3pplzbKMZsP5zBH_6SVJQ/community?lb=UgyQY_S-ex_qB7nUns94AaABCQ (archive)]</ref>

{{quotebox|[[Sonic Boom Protests|CHRIS CHAN’S PRONOUNS ARE NOT SHE/HER, AND THEY SERIOUSLY CAUSE SENSORY OVERLOADS IN ME!!! GENO NEEDS TO RECALL EVERYTHING REFERRING TO HIM AS A WOMAN AND CHANGE CHRIS’ GENDER BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!]] 
[[My Little Pony Protests|FOLLOW ME IN BOYCOTTING ''CHRIS CHAN: A COMPREHENSIVE HISTORY'', UNTIL GENO WISES UP, RECALLS EVERYTHING AND CHANGES HIS PRONOUNS BACK, NOW!!!]] 
[[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|Join My Group, FIX CHRIS CHAN’S PRONOUNS IMMEDIATELY, GENO!!!, and Sign Our Petition NOW!!!]] 
https://www.facebook.com/groups/fixCHRISCHANSpronounsImmediatelyGENO 
[[Christian Weston Chandler|This is what you sound like.]]

But seriously, yes, the transition happened, and has already caused an uproar which I doubt will subside. This would have happened anyway if I didn’t change it; I would have a different vocal minority yelling about it.
The change does not reflect my personal opinions, and even if they did, the star of the series’ name now would still be “Christine.” I must deal with the reality at hand. I started calling Christopher “Christian” [[Christopher's name change|when he wanted to be called that]], and now I just started referring to her as a woman with the name of “Christine.” The video series should not be seen as a voice of reason, or as a preacher with a message. It is an opportunity to give Chris a voice, and to offer a better understanding of her thoughts through the very many experiences meticulously documented in her life. It is up to you to make whatever you want with the information given. As the [[Anchuent Prophecy|ancient]] [[Cherokian Clan|Indian]] proverb goes, “[[Pmurt|It is what it is.]]”}}

In light of the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] reveal, Geno, like everyone else, was utterly flabbergasted by the extremely dark turn that Christory took.<ref>https://twitter.com/genosamuelgeno/status/1421139988138188804</ref> Geno then announced, via his [[Patreon]], that the series would be taking an extended hiatus following the release of Episode 59 (prior to the incest leaks, he had originally planned to take the hiatus when reaching Episode 60). He explained that he felt that it would be potentially tasteless and exploitative to continue the series immediately after Chris's appalling actions came to light, so he informed his patrons that he would not be completing and releasing new episodes of the series until early 2022.<ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/stopping-now-54330974</ref> However, Geno chose not to postpone Episode 59 itself, which he released the day after the incest leaks.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk-1uVPwrs0</ref>

On 1 [[October 2021]], Geno was featured on [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcmxOGYGF51T1XsqQLewGtQ TrashTaste], a podcast featuring a group of anime YouTubers, thereby exposing Chris to millions of weebs everywhere. In the podcast Geno expressed his desire to also follow his other passions, not wanting to be known as "The Chris Chan guy". When asked how many episodes were possibly left, he replied <q>maybe another 10 episodes</q>. He also said <q>if the opportunity arises… if I can get something done with Netflix, this could be a stepping stone.</q><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FciJamr2z1Q</ref>

On 24 [[February 2022]], Part LX (60) was released, ending the series' 208-day hiatus.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBN4_57TuMY</ref>

Following Episode 85's release in March 2024, Geno took another hiatus, estimating it at a year or longer.<ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/part-85-future-100522229</ref>

In 2025, the GenoSamuel2 channel was renamed to ''Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History'', to reflect the channel's focus on CCACH. Geno would also later announce the re-remaster of the series. With each episode getting a newly remastered version. These episodes would begin to release weekly starting 21 March 2026, with each old episode being unlisted when the remastered version was published. The remastered episodes would contain some amount of new content, mostly including extra details.

===Credit claims===
In his video descriptions, Geno credits both the [[CWCki]] and [[Kiwi Farms]] for use in research.

Contrarily, on [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]] and Kiwi Farms, Geno has falsely claimed that he does not read the CWCki,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/x095dl/me_seeing_that_the_cwcki_is_still_down/im8tsz5/ ([https://archive.fo/wgEG7 archive])</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-a-comprehensive-history.39396/page-236 ([https://archive.fo/ER5EW archive])</ref><ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16k7zv2/chris_chan_a_comprehensive_history_part_79/k11qgk6/ ([https://archive.fo/AmW4I archive])</ref> while sometimes contradicting himself by following up that he does use its chronology pages to keep track of events.

However, in some episodes of his series, Geno has screen-recorded content from the CWCki's chatlog pages, while summarizing portions of the text in his narration. Examples include his Episodes 60,<ref>https://youtu.be/dBN4_57TuMY?t=1290</ref> 61,<ref>https://youtu.be/40wYDbcfYEg?t=1280</ref> and 78,<ref>https://youtu.be/V3VHaZZr8Uc?t=2120</ref> which respectively use CWCki's formatted transcripts of [[Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein chat]], [[The Bad Beginning]], and [[User:Anaxis/The Place Chats#Praetor Arrives, Chris Writes his Sermon, More Bible Discussion|The Place]].

=== April Fool's jokes ===
[[File:Donald Trump - A Comprehensive History.PNG|thumb|200px|Some of the altered episode names and thumbnails]]
[[File:ChrisGenoAprilFoolsReaction.jpeg|thumb|200px|left|Chris's complaint to Geno about the 2021 April Fool's joke.]]
Occasionally, Geno will play a prank involving the series on 1 April.

On 1 [[April 2021]], Geno commemorated April Fool's Day by changing the title of the series to ''[[Pmurt|Donald Trump: A Comprehensive History]]'', and altered the thumbnails of every video in the series to include images of him.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210401070110/https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm WayBack Machine: 1 April 2021]</ref> The content of the videos themselves, however, remained unchanged. Chris did not take kindly to this, privately messaging Geno over Twitter to complain about the alteration.

On 1 [[April 2022]], Geno did another April Fool's Day joke by changing his username to Tekken Time Bomb and swapping all of the titles and thumbnails of the videos with clickbait on subjects unrelated to Chris, renaming the playlist "Freshest Videos".<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20220401133734/https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm WayBack Machine: 1 April 2022]</ref> Nonetheless, the titles and thumbnails all cleverly alluded to details discussed in the videos themselves.

On 1 [[April 2023]], Geno uploaded what appeared to be [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyWoYB0ppLk Part LXXIV (74)], which began as one would expect it to begin, however it took a sharp turn, revealing it to be an April Fools joke and showing a plotline imagining Chris realising that the Dimensional Merge was a delusion and Dimension 197 didn't exist, selling all his toys and video games and getting a job at a local Target, followed by him leaving the Internet and eventually marrying. It ended with a major-key version of the ''Comprehensive History'' theme song and a "THE END" card. Photoshops and AI-generated audio of Chris and [[Ben Saint]] were used to create the illusion. The video was temporarily unlisted when Geno had received privacy complaints over including a name he had forgotten to censor, and he edited the video to blur it.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/128hgu8/new_geno_episode_dropped/jenguc6/ ([https://archive.fo/pCmyH archive])</ref> The real Part 74 was later uploaded on the 17th.

On 1 [[April 2024]], Geno streamed a video titled "Geno Samuel - Chris Chan Interview". The video simply contained a countdown timer that reset every time it hit zero, with a short clip of Chris incomprehensively singing at the end, taken from his [[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan]] series of videos at the very end.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MITx-WvKJjI Geno Samuel - Chris Chan Interview]</ref> Geno also released an April Fool's Day version of the documentary's theme music on his own channel.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOVX2ttWLXQ Geno Samuel - CWC's Theme (April Fools' Version)]</ref>

===Remastered cut===
Geno stated a plan to produce a remaster of the series, saying in a r/ChrisChanSonichu thread on August 2023 that plans "includes fixing mistakes, putting stuff in that I missed before, and even cutting some stuff out if it's really unnecessary" and that it "would be released in the same multipart format on Rumble".<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/15un9rc/what_are_some_things_geno_samuel_has_either/jwz2gaq/?context=3 ([https://archive.ph/yrrq4 archive])</ref> During a live stream, Geno also said the remastered cut will also be uploaded onto YouTube.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ouMAzhFwCw</ref>.

These remastered episodes would begin releasing weekly on 21 March 2026. Each contains a bit more content than the older versions. Mostly focused on having more elaborate detail and including bits and pieces of Christory that were left out in the previous version(s).

==Bias==
Contrary to Geno's claim,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/18i2bgw/comment/kdat49l/ ([https://archive.fo/wjRuh archive])</ref> the series is not free of bias. Coverage of individuals associated with Chris varies at Geno's discretion, including the use of censorship on material involving them. These include:

*[[The WCT]], who was in contact with Geno and requested not to be doxed.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (SamuellyGenie)#Names]]</ref> In response, Geno censored screenshots of The WCT to conceal his avatars and usernames for use in his series, using "WCT" instead of his usernames.<ref>https://youtu.be/zk0k8xlxL_Y?t=988</ref> In addition, when using audio in which The WCT had spoken, such as [[Taser Discussion]], Geno modified it to pitch-shift his voice higher.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S_nzYpZo-w&t=1287s</ref>
*[[Fiona Cooper]], who did not request to be censored. However, Geno chose to apply censorship anyway, citing he did it to avoid giving Fiona exposure due to her "having mental health problems from her involvement with Chris already".<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1cqxv9k/reminder_that_chris_rejected_this_woman_who_was/l3vlhc9/ ([https://archive.fo/HfL8Z archive])</ref> She is referred to as "The Suitress", which was an alias [[User:PsychoNerd054|one of the jerkops]] had created during August 2021 in a separate attempt to censor Fiona for the CWCki (which has since been lifted).<ref>[[User:PsychoNerd054/The Blind Observers and a Snoo#The "Suitress Policy"]]</ref> In his series, Geno censors imagery of Fiona, as well as screenshots of her chatting, using "The Suitress" instead of her usernames.<ref>https://youtu.be/V3VHaZZr8Uc?t=1894</ref>
*[[Isabella Loretta Janke]], who stated in the [[Regarding Chris]] chat from July 2021 that she did not want to be part of Geno's series.<ref>[[Regarding Chris#Bella Wants to Talk to Geno Samuel]]</ref> However, Geno chose to use her imagery and name anyway. In his Episode 85, Geno superimposed the chat comments from Regarding Chris over footage of himself grinning.<ref>https://youtu.be/XXHMhjZ-kEk?t=2533</ref>

In late 2023, Geno began selling knock-off Sonichu medallions, as well as Chris-themed items, without Chris's approval.<ref>[[December 2023 social media posts#Criticizing Geno's medallion product]]</ref><ref>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Geno selling Want Woman shirt]]</ref> This resulted in criticism of Geno by members of the CWC community. One example is a user who wrote:

{{quoteboxgreen|Good documentaries, don’t fuck around and shit stir, in an effort for what? Attention? More episodes? Honestly, the medallion comes off as tacky, and the whole thing reeks of desperation. You can’t have a documentary, and claim it’s unbiased, while interfering with your subject. It makes both you, and your work, biased.}}

Geno was dismissive, replying with, "Simply making the doc has already gotten attention from Chris which prompted her to retcon her past. Christory has already been interfered with."<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/18i2bgw/chris_responds_to_a_customer_buying_genos/kdb7in7/ ([https://archive.fo/8FzR6 archive])</ref>

==Omissions==
Geno has at times made omissions to the series. In response to a question on the matter, Geno gave episode 66 as an example and stated:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/wun7mu/about_the_doc/ilb5j3f/?context=3 ([https://archive.ph/EvOjj archive])</ref>

{{quote|Just for Part 66, I didn't include a whole period of time when Chris was obsessing over [[Bowsette]], and created a backstory for her which stated she was the child that resulted from Bowser raping Princess Peach. I didn't address it because it was a secluded period and was never addressed in the future. I tend to leave in things that I know will be featured later on, such as the development of the [[Dimensional Merge]] rhetoric, which is important enough to go over in more detail at least once. Once an event or idea is mentioned in the doc, I would go over it in lesser detail later on so as not to repeat myself too much.}}

==Mentions by Chris==
In [[June 2018]], three days after the series had been removed from YouTube after Geno's termination, Chris posted on [[Twitter]] that he had no involvement in the removal:<ref>[[June 2018 social media posts#Not responsible for Geno Samuel's termination]]</ref>
{{quotebox|People have been asking me if I took down a YouTube documentary series by Geno Samuel. I had nothing to do with that and hope Geno and his fanbase can recover swiftly from this incident.}}

In [[August 2019]], Chris, while in his phase of role-playing as [[Magi-Chan]], began "binge-listening" to the series<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165401077619073024</ref> (suggesting that, like with the [[Sachumo]] documentary, Chris couldn't bear to actually watch the videos). Chris would make comments on the videos as Magi-Chan via Twitter, and as himself in YouTube's comment section.

Chris's interest in the series continued after his phrase of role-playing as Magi-Chan ended, eventually watching the series as opposed to just listening.

*"quite curious, when you think about it, from the ''Animal Crossing'' Video, Christine calls for ''Sonic Heroes'' being GameCube exclusive; she gave premonition to the Nintendo-Exclusive ''Sonic'' titles."<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165329837071962117</ref>

*He noted exactly which cartoons and games [[Megan Schroeder]] had introduced him to over a decade prior "just for the record and Megan's reference", those being ''[[Soul Calibur]]'' and ''Tekken'' OC Yoshimitsu, also saying he'd been a fan of ''[[My Little Pony]]'' and ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' before meeting Megan.<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165401077619073024</ref>

*"You made me laugh when you stiltedly read, 'You don't have to tell me twice. But back in the Stone Age...' Just simply how you said it cracked me up. Reminder, the end of that joke is, '...you Really needed to tell them twice'; you couldn't get it through their heads at all."<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165401077619073024</ref>

*Chris viewed his past [[homos|homophobia]] with regret.<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1166479203585466368</ref>

*Chris commented on Part 24 in YouTube's comment section, claiming that he had known [[Alec Benson Leary]] was a troll, among other dubious remarks:

{{quotebox|I remember those times, and it was cringing to hear myself drone ON and ON just in thinking he was going to clear those ads from my old website. [[Lie|Subconsciously, I had always Known he and his crew were Trolling me the whole time]], and it showed in how I reacted later on. And, yet, while partly oblivious, I Was Trolling Alec At the time. And I take no shame in it, because he was Trolling Me. I saw through his charade and showed it in how he treated everyone in my few pages, as he had already done, and worse, in his pages. It only added fuel to the nobility of pulling the plug on the [[Cwcipedia]] to save myself, my arts, and my peoples and family, he from the shit I was having to deal with from those bastards. [[PsychicPowers|Psychic Powers]] were strong within me in the later part of this video. And they have only gotten stronger over the years into now, despite my having the many more trials to endure and learn from.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ffLGSfQf8o&lc=UgxvWUOajowz_kPacNd4AaABAg Link to video], and [https://web.archive.org/web/20191023182218/http://web.archive.org/screenshot/https://youtu.be/1ffLGSfQf8o archive.org's screenshot of the comments section.]</ref>}}

*Chris tweeted on Part 31, about the [[100 2270]] video he filmed on 7 October 2010:<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1236699315302797312</ref>

{{quotebox|[[File:Chris watches CCCS Part 31.jpg|thumb|200px]]

This Part, starting from 16:30, I forgot I made this video. It was soo Stupid, it is genuinely hilarious.

Rolling on the floor laughing

I guess it was in the high-energetic, loud voice I used that day to imitate Liquid Chris. ALOL!

“yamosexual”? Get ready for a meme of that word.}}

In summer 2020, during Chris's phase of [[Spirit possession|role-playing]] as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], Chris continued watching the series.

About Part 38, Chris tweeted about the goofy facial expressions he had made in [[Message for John Kyle]]<ref>[[May 2020 social media posts#Chris talks about Genosamuel's Documentary]]</ref>.

{{Quoteboxyellow|I found hilarious Mama’s expression when she said “Whoop-de-doo for him” in [[Message for John Kyle|that one video of hers]] that was featured.

[[File:Derp1.jpg|200px]]

And that includes this one; yep, that’s a Derp face. Go ahead and Meme this out of context. “Well, [[South Park|Whoop-de-Derp ta-dum!]]”

[[File:Derp2.jpg|200px]]}}

About Part 39, an angry Chris complained about Geno reading an e-mail from the [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014]] collection in which Chris had privately talked about [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|shoving his own penis into his buttcrack]]. He also whined about Geno's coverage of the [[2014 house fire|house fire]].

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey! Firstly, that door to the bathroom downstairs was unable to close at all back in 2013 and early ‘14. Second, Why the Hell would you read that personal shit about [[Mama]] with [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014#Chris fucks himself|the penis thing]]? [[God complex|Oh, My Chris Chan]]! Why did [[Kim Wilson|Kim]] have to be such a literal [[Troll]] to totally expose these things when they were shared with her in strictest confidence? “Kim Wilson”, if that is even your real name at this point, Mama may forgive you to an extent, but I, Sonichu, am truly insulted by this shit stunt you’ve pulled with her trust in betrayal over the years.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zSpn0ZNwqQ&lc=UgzdoujDjuYP-1upCml4AaABAg</ref>}}

On 22 [[August 2020]], Chris (as Sonichu) said that he would do commentary on the series at a later date.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 2#Comprehensive History]]</ref>

About Part 42, Chris commented on the [[Brushfire Video]]:

{{quoteboxyellow|For the record, when Mama recorded that putting out the fire video, she and Barb were literally still recovering from the house fire earlier that year. Sight of fire gave Mama a whole bunch of PTSD for the number of years.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=karTjT_4Gbc&lc=UgwK8W6anDfgeWo3YGR4AaABAg</ref>}}

About Part 44, Chris thanked Geno for referring to him with his preferred pronouns, as the series had entered the point where Chris began [[Transgender|transitioning to female]].

{{quoteboxyellow|Finally, you got the pronoun right with Mama Chris Chan; thanks, Geno. Better late than never. 😊⚡️<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5MdSQG0B_c&lc=Ugzapm793HOq50Jjq7p4AaABAg</ref>}}

After the Sonichu spirit possession ended, Chris still commented on videos- albeit as Chris himself, once more.

About Part 52, Chris commented on his distaste of [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]] and the predictions he made.

{{quotebox|I predicted how horribly Trump was going to do. Who was right all along? Me. ⚡️💙⚡️
Trump was a Mean King, and he did not get our votes then or again.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os51Bmrr0Kw&lc=UgwYOZd_fR_CdoQ_K-l4AaABAg&ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1</ref>}}

About Part 54, Chris made a [[Random-access humor|joke]] regarding the episode's Roman numbering (LIV).
{{quotebox|Part LIVe! On the Internet!<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUHnLlqY6SI&lc=UgzA39cP4b-MEVr78AN4AaABAg&ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1</ref>}}

About Part 56, Chris promoted the as-of-yet unreleased next episode of the series, claiming it would cover the events of the [[Idea Guys]] saga.
{{quotebox|Tune in next video for Idea Guy, Johnson Wiles, and Stephen Boyd, or that, among which, is chronicled in “Awakening of a CPU”.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hydR9nksHSg&lc=Ugx3w3o9-QZT0EL3Tb54AaABAg&ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1</ref>}}
Part 57 did not, in fact, bring up the Idea Guys. They eventually made their first appearance only by Part 59.

In his 100k subscriber Q&A special uploaded in December of 2020, Geno answered a question Chris had posted from the CwcvilleGuardian account. Roleplaying as Sonichu, Chris asked what Geno believed to be the draw of himself and life story.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcGzQrkKHo0</ref>

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, Geno. I, Sonichu, offer a sentiment of support and kind thoughts in response to this. Congratulations, Dude. But I do have a question, as well (feel free to get really Metaphysical about it; break your own fourth walls). Given every single possibility between this and all other dimensions in this Omega timeline set we live in, including that Mama Chris Chan, herself, being the OC of OCs, could also have been [[Messiah complex|a creator of all Original Creators, including yourself]], if not that one major influential aspect, What do you feel is the most significant factor that attracts everyone's attention, including yourself, to her?

In short, What do You feel and think is the attraction; what makes you fascinated about Chris Chan?}}

Geno answered Chris's inquiry at 1:10:28 as the final question of the video, stating that he found it fascinating due to how it cannot be replicated today and how Chris and various trolls created an entire fantasy world which Chris lived – and continues to live – in:

{{quoteboxnavy|The attraction is that the story of Chris Chan came about during a very interesting time on the internet: of course, because this could not technically really happen in real life as much as it did here. It was a difficult time on the internet where it was kinda like a Wild West situation, where there was a lot more focused on trolling and bullying and saying whatever the hell you want without any consequences. And people were getting in touch with the internet and posting videos and showing themselves off online a lot, without maybe understanding the consequences of what bad things might happen to them. You know, all the bullying that Chris took from the trolls, it's like a wonderful mix of belief in self mixed in with trolls' ambitions to work against or for that belief – to create this sort of fictional universe for Chris. Which [[Idea Guys|Chris ended up believing wholeheartedly]], recently. It's a product of its time, really. You can't really replicate it these days – because I think the internet has now a lot more safeguards against this sort of carry-on. And Chris is a very unique individual. I think you might know that very well. He's very unique, a product of his own upbringing and of his own [[autism]]. And that's what keeps me fascinated. It's almost like a fictional universe created artificially in a real life universe, you might say. Um, and I can understand how this can get really metaphysical because I kinda feel like the trolls and Chris kinda helped each other to create this fictional universe for each other. Though some people believed in it a lot more than others. And that's – I think – a big reason why Sonichu/Christine might think the same way about being the, uh, "creator" of real creations, because they are alive in a sense. If you believe in it, they are alive – the characters. You might treat them as alive to an extent. I think it's a bit too much to say that they do exist in an alternate dimension – I don't believe in that at all – but they do exist as much as you want them to exist. It's all up to you. It's all up to the human mind – each individual brain – what you think. It's all up to you – whether you want to improve yourself, or whether you want to go down this path or that path, whether you want to listen to your [[Mary Lee Walsh|superiors]] or not. It really is all up to you – and your world is whatever you want to make of it. Be it intentionally want to make of it or unintentionally want to make of it, consciously or subconsciously. And that's the story of why I find it fascinating.}}

In July 2021, [[The WCT]] and Chris discussed the series and potential upcoming episodes. Chris believed that "[[Spirit possession|the ten and a half months when Sonichu Prime and I were body-swapped]]" would be one of the last sagas people would find entertaining.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Bismuth and Geno]]</ref>

According to [[Don Lashomb]], Chris planned to collaborate with Geno and make audio commentary for every episode of the series.

{{clear}}

==Episodes==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Part
!align="left"|Link
!align="left"|Year(s)
!align="left"|Event timeline
!align="left"|Ending Monologue
|-
|1
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx5tFz-9uuQ Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgxj_0xPleg Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBvJa1xyE-4 Original])
|1982-2000
|[[1980s#1982|Birth]] to his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]].
|''"Christian's time at high school is still thought of fondly by him, recalling his sweet memories of creating artistic projects for class and frequently hanging out with his gal pals, all of which were abruptly ended with that gloomy, rainy, graduation. But with the end of high school came the promise of a new world in college, a chance for new friends, new experiences, and the first steps to a brighter future."''
|-
|2
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDTPq939JKI Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3QMqssyBwQ Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPdcWbBbUtY Original])
|2000-2004
|Enrollment in [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] to the [[autism papers]].
|''"After the evaluation, Chris carried on with life much like before, with neither him nor his parents making any significant effort to change his ways. But Christmas was soon approaching, and maybe Santa would bring him a girlfriend like he wished, who could right all his wrongs and change his life for the better."''
|-
|3
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cWGDaBYGns Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxWLdbRv7Uo Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt-vXrZvQ20 Original])
|2004-2006
|[[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|C-Mas 2004]] to Chris's graduation from PVCC.
|''"Now that Christian received his qualification, this made him more likely to get a job and advance his life towards building up a career doing what he loved. And possibly even realizing his wish for the Sonichu franchise to become a dignified reality, making his dream come true."''
|-
|4
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoKs2PWCgRI Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XNxhKpigzY Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GiiN4XYfJQ Original])
|2006-2007
|Release of [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] to [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|Chris's message]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].
|''"With this recent upsurge in interest for Chris, he had the ability to raise awareness for his cause and maybe even take proper action to prevent further trolling. Or better yet, if he took better care of his online presence, he could have made all of this fade away."''
|-
|5
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXwUgzdwqcU&t=2730s Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxW4-_mCo-I Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9Z_tXdRKI Original])
|2007-2008
|Chris finally caving into [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|editing his ED page]] to the [[Sonichu Game Talk]] video.
|''"Christian's newfound infamy brought him much stress and hardship, with him hardly being able to cope with the constant barrage of trolling, getting ever more challenging to discern what was false and what was true; what was an advice and what was an insult. But he still had his principles, his dreams, and ambitions, to see himself through the most trying period of his life."''
|-
|6
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzPV8BXA1II Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u2TUWXQehM Revised and Censored]) ([https://drive.google.com/file/d/1SdolXySgEUPAatIUWEOKStXuqjzaYBE9/view?usp=sharing Revised and Uncensored]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9Z_tXdRKI Original])
|2008
|Chris [[Blanca Emails, August 2008|emailing]] [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] about porn to the desecration of his [[Medallions#Mark 1 (and decoy)|medallion]].
|None
|-
|7
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUrNMVRwIBA Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOnVFhqvUNM Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylhPXIXBTIE Original])
|2008-2009
|Chris [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]] to the [[Jason Kendrick Howell message]].
|''"With the trolls' moves and behavior becoming predictable, Chris might have had the sense to ignore them as he had stated before, and not fuel the fire. He knew that the trolls only craved attention and would grow in tenacity once noticed. The one calling himself Clyde Cash would prove to be no different."''
|-
|8
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6eL5MvupJ4 Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co6saw-Ik0o Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWSWmgqz8ok Original])
|2009
|[[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san]] to the Australian brushfires of [[2009]].
|''"On February 7th, raging bushfires began to spread across the Australian state of Victoria, eventually killing nearly 200 people. Even though she was known to be living in the state of South Australia, Chris believed that Sarah may have been lost to the fire."''
|-
|9
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4Ax86qZoX0 Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WisyzQW9BYU Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pgO5MwN0pM Original])
|2009
|[[CWC Update 8 February 2009]] to Chris preparing for [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral.
|''"After he left the chat, Christian began preparing for his Aunt Corrina's funeral, and his eventual trip into uncertainty awaiting him in Cleveland, Ohio. Without a doubt, this would prove to be the most trying birthday of his life."''
|-
|10
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSBWZWBdNl8 Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTjCsNGBKUo Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrODxoJKRz0 Original])
|2009
|Aunt Corrina's funeral to [[Robert Simmons V]]'s [[Church audio|church visit]].
|''"After he let go of his dependence on conversing online with possible trolls, Christian's life seemed to have taken a turn for the better. But while his relationship with Emily looked promising, he was blissfully unaware of her true motives, and the mysterious scheme to steal her away from him."''
|-
|11
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N3d3ve9l-s Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2tUU9ytpY8 Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3YzUZN2Hog Original])
|2009
|[[Apology to Emily]] to [[YouTube Finale]].
|''"As it has been shown that Chris hardly ever learned from his mistakes, it should come as no surprise that he would eventually return to YouTube. To broadcast his daily life, to express his love for his sweetheart, to threaten the trolls, to refuel the fire."''
|-
|12
|[https://youtube.com/watch?v=cd-8ld-ZCo0 Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je0IuVlvdug Original])
|2009
|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica#1 April 2009|ED's 2009 April Fools' Day prank]] to the hacking of [[CWC's Sonichu Site!##cwcville.com_(April_–_May_2009)|cwcville.com]].
|''"The recent burst of attention Christian had gotten was unfortunately not because of Sonichu, but rather his own unusual actions. In any case, he paid little attention to the thousands of eyes watching him and he simply carried on with his life, undoubtedly to encounter more trolls, sweethearts, challenges, and challengers."''
|-
|13
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDffEuoQDtM Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8mpA_fSzcc Original])
|2009
|[[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters]] to [[Do Not Dis C Ville]].
|''"Despite his best efforts to detach himself from the reputation that has haunted him for years, the trolls remained relentless, sucking him back into their universe. And now, Christian was locked in a fierce battle with his worst enemy: himself."''
|-
|14
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3-bD2Wyaec Current]
|2009
|[[Chris humps his PS3|Chris humping his PS3]] to [[Liquid Chris]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 3#CChanSonichuCWC's Bonus Video|revealing]] Chris's [[Ian Brandon Anderson|"real" name]].
|''"As Chris remained locked in battle, he came to terms with the possibility that the trolls whom he hated so may well become his saving grace. The extensive documentation of his activities, in his mind, made it clear that there could be only one true Christian Weston Chandler, and whether he wanted it or not, they had become part of his life and would forever stay with him every step of the way."''
|-
|15
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EdNmDVOQow Current]
|2009
|[[C.W.C. - Thank You :)]] to [[LOOK at the truth!]].
|''"With the battle of the Chrises still seemingly raging on, Christian was trying his hardest to take back his life. Which, despite its many flaws, regrets, and troubled past, it was rightfully his and his alone."''
|-
|16
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzh_z6-097g Current]
|2009
|Chris's ''circa'' August 2009 meeting with [[Kim Wilson]] and [[Kacey]] at Applebee's to [[Kacey Call 4]].
|''"Despite his best efforts to shake the trolls off his tail, they refused to let go. And even though he continued to play tricks on them in an attempt to fool them, Christian was no match for the organization, persistence, and cunning of the trolls."''
|-
|17
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBkuKp6OjUo Current]
|2009
|Chris's [[September 2009]] [[Death threats#Vivian Gee|death threat]] to [[Vivian Gee]] to [[Kacey Call 21]].
|''"Little did Chris know, but the encouragements and advice he was getting from his supposed friends was all designed to make him look like a fool. It seemed like there was nowhere he could turn, where he could find help and support, and even if he were to find it, perhaps it would be too late."''
|-
|18
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzlFJxKLBO0 Current]
|2009
|[[Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... Transformers|Final installment]] of [[Chris-chan Discusses...|Chris's interview with Larry Bundy Jr.]] to [[To Clyde Gregg#Another One for Clyde Gregg|Another One for Clyde Gregg]].
|''"With both the trolls and Christian intensifying their efforts to antagonize each other, the trolls became characters in a story, a story in which they were the villains and Chris was the hero. In Chris's mind, the trolls only made his comic book world of heroes vs. evil foes become a reality, a reality he all too readily embraced."''
|-
|19
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1qDg0Vmp2g Current]
|2009
|Chris opening his "[[YouTube#ClydeGreggCashMays (October 2009 – November 2009)|ClydeGreggCashMays]]" account on YouTube to the [[Father Call]].
|None
|-
|20
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r2MM9Aetv0 Current]
|2009
|[[11042009 51 50|Chris's 51 bicep curl video]] to the [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]].
|''"As another sweetheart saga drew to a close, Christian displayed a remarkable bouncing-back of spirits, urging others to make the Sonichu franchise a dignified reality, like he had done for much of his adult life. Which only reassured trolls that his life was a seemingly endless, repeating cycle, and that there was always room for another nemesis and another boyfriend-free girl to come along."''
|-
|21
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXE7QZntZtU Current]
|2009
|[[Prank calls#Failed Prank Call|Failed Prank Call]] to Chris answering [[Mailbag 13]].
|''"Chris seemed to have become revitalized with energy, completing another Sonichu issue and continuing to believe in troll-induced dreams of fame and popularity. But as the dust was settling from the conclusion of Liquid Chris saga, there was someone else rising into Christian's field of vision, challenging his life choices, world views, and what it means to be a Sonichu."''
|-
|22
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V38EZ7I8c-A Current]
|2009-2010
|[[Fanmail Reading|12102009 - Fanmail Reading.MP4]] to [[14 January 2010|01142010.MOV]].
|''"With the rise of Asperchu, Christian began seeing Alec Benson Leary as his arch-nemesis of that time, effectively replacing Liquid Chris and Clyde Cash before him, showing that he had not learned from his mistakes and past actions, and practically guaranteed that he was destined to repeat them."''
|-
|23
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2FB0hHfrk0 Current]
|2010
|[[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N]] to [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]].
|''"As another creator managed to converse about the creative process with Chris, his peculiar attachment to his characters was made crystal clear. CWCville had become more than a hobby, more than an ambitious dream of stardom, even more than a way to live out his fantasies. In Christian's mind at least, it had become a tangible reality, inhabited by living, breathing cartoon characters, for as he had stated before, Chris was truly young at heart."''
|-
|24
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ffLGSfQf8o Current]
|2010
|[[Apologies to Alec and Evan]] to Chris answering [[Mailbag 52]].
|''"Despite Alec's best effort to make Christian aware of Sonichu's damning legal issues, it seemed that everyone except Chris knew that Sonichu could never truly come to fruition. As it was, in essence, an extension of its creator, an amalgam of ideas taken from various pop culture sources, existing in a nonsensical fantasy world, destined to fail."''
|-
|25
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5GgVLk2Tio Current]
|2010
|[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]] to the release of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]].
|''"Christian's hypocrisy, as highlighted many times by Alec, was on full display again, brutally murdering those to whom he had complained about the graphic violence of their own comics. It would seem that Alec's efforts to change his ways were for naught, as the delivered justice as seen by Chris would only create more conflict in his real life and turn more people away from him. For while he was living his fantasy life as a hero, he failed to realize that in the real world, he was letting himself become the villain."''
|-
|26
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX_fOd7pFc4 Current]
|2010
|[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9]] to [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV]].
|''"As it has been shown that he hardly ever learned from his mistakes, it should come as no surprise that Chris would eventually return to YouTube. To broadcast his daily life, to express his love for his sweetheart, to threaten the trolls, to refuel the fire."''
'''Note: This ending monologue is a slightly-reworded copy of the one from Episode 11.'''
|-
|27
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxYfdJxqY_M Current]
|2010
|[[Cleveland Show Voice Rant]] to [[Greene County Conspiracy]].
|''"With his recent outbursts concerning his mistreatment in Greene County, the falsified Sonichu issue, and his stubborn stance against Asperger's Syndrome, it appeared that Chris was desperately trying to cling to his version of reality in order to escape the depressing truth: that he was still a virgin with a desperate desire for a mate. And since he no longer fled into his comics for comfort, he had to learn how to fend for himself, in a world not his own."''
|-
|28
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62Cthb7G-pU Current]
|2010
|[[05142010|Yeardley Love video]] to [[JenkinsJinkies]]' [[User talk:JenkinsJinkies|conversation with Clyde]].
|''"As he distanced himself from YouTube, he began returning to his old tricks of attempting to attract women in public. And even though he claimed to not pay attention to trolls, he would continue coming back, proving that no matter how much his environment or the people around him may change, there was one thing that always stayed the same: Chris."''
|-
|29
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9tkCwNaX-A Current]
|2010
|Chris's [[McIntire Park#Independence Day Sighting|4 July 2010 visit]] to [[McIntire Park]] to [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]].
|''"With Chris's return to YouTube, he felt that he had the upper hand to the trolls, but was in fact unknowingly following their instructions, acting just as they had expected. However, Christian was about to enact a scheme that he believed would surely get the best of his foes, once and for all."''
|-
|30
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjr6JgWWkV0 Current]
|2010
|[[Stardate, August 27, 2010]] to [[Jackie E-mails 16]].
|''"With his relationship with Jackie still holding steady and promising, the introduction of an ex-boyfriend provided a new foe in Chris's life, which encouraged him to release his inner emotions in video form once again, adding more excitement to his internet presence. For while he may not have been aware, the trolls were the screenwriters of his life, inserting love interests and villains as they wished, in order to entertain a very peculiar audience of a man unwittingly starring in his own show."''
|-
|31
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdA9A8h_oYQ Current]
|2010
|[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]] to [[A Public Announcement for Congress]].
|''"As he edged closer to entering the third decade of his life, Christian was seemingly putting in more a creative effort than ever before, showing exactly what motivated him. A chance to lose one of the things he loathed the most, a thing that he felt cursed him but also defined him: his innocence."''
|-
|32
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQwREsoM3oc Current]
|2010
|[[Pregnant Act]] to [[ToJackie]].
|''"Despite how Jackie treated him, to Chris, she was his best chance at fulfilling his desire to lose his virginity and refused to let her go. Though Christian realized that her instructions for his videos were often very demanding and unreasonable, he didn't have much hope for finding someone else, and tried desperately to convince her that she would be the one, in spite of, or perhaps because of, his flaws."''
|-
|33
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE4ETdYm6tg Current]
|2010
|[[Jackie E-mails 20]] to [[100 2357.MOV]].
|''"His most recent correspondences with Jackie made it clear that the troll behind that persona made great effort to make Christian realize that he was to be more responsible of himself if he wanted to change for the better, and that his main source of support, Rocky Shoemaker, only further encouraged his current way of life. No matter how great or small the possible changes he could make, Chris felt great discomfort, and was reluctant to take his life into his own hands."''
|-
|34
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKXtK2SqanQ Current]
|2010 - 2011
|[[Jackie E-mails 23]] to [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012]].
|''"While Chris's coming out as a Tomgirl may have come as a shocking surprise to many observers, the signs were obvious to those who watched him the closest. Many theorized that his curious case of homophobia was due to his own repressed desires, stifled by his conservative household. And for those who wished to delve deep into his past, Chris's future changes in identity should come as no surprise at all."''
|-
|35
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJzngZrtp04 Current]
|2011
|Creation of the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum to [[The Red-Maned Deer]].
|''"With Chris's recent re-emergence back into the internet spotlight, trolls and onlookers felt like they were experiencing a return of old norms: yet another sweetheart saga alongside another ploy to defeat the trolls. But little did anyone know, his colorful online presence would be suddenly cut short by a tragic event that would drastically change Chris's life."''
|-
|36
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOqLWF_iWns Current]
|2011
|[[Kaka Makeup Basics]] to the [[Rocky Shoemaker call]].
|''"With his father's death, for the most part, trolls decided to leave Chris completely alone and not intrude in his affairs, silencing his online world. But his run-ins with the law caused many eyes to turn their gaze back onto him, and whether he was conscious of it or not, Christian would soon show that the internet spotlight was too alluring for him to stay away for good."''
|-
|37
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx2CgXqdxMw Current]
|2012
|Chris's [[January 2012 Facebook Posts|January 2012]] [[Facebook]] posts to the [[28 October 2011|July 2012 settlement]] of the Michael Snyder case.
|''"As his frequent court appearances subsided, Christian showed no sign of stopping to express his hatred against the owner of The GAMe PLACe, or his burning desire to escape his current real-life situation. For him, the social media site Facebook offered an easy way to voice his innermost thoughts to his friends and foes, and continued to do so, because despite what he had been told, he felt that his constant monologuing and reaching out to others offered him an avenue to some of his most sought-after things: love and validation."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBOyq64x8yk Current]
|2012-2013
|''[[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]]'' to Chris's [[September 2013 Facebook Posts|September 2013 Facebook posts]] about Lego minifigs.
|''"Without much interaction from other real-life people, Christian's imagination took over, fueling his unquenchable rage for the people who he saw as his enemies. Even when his friends tried to convince him otherwise, he refused to let go of the idea that he was a widely-persecuted figure, hungry for revenge. So he sought comfort in the things that could not disagree with his thoughts, those that could help him realize his visions of vengeance: the games and toys around him."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zSpn0ZNwqQ Current]
|2013-2014
|[[October 2013 Facebook Posts|October 2013 Facebook posts]] to [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014]].
|''"As he continued to put his trust in his supposed online friends at this troublesome time in his life, they for the most part did their best to help. Christian's relaxed nature led to him revealing more secret truths about himself, and when encouraged, he thought more about who he was and was coming ever closer to solving his inner confusion, and coming to terms with who he felt he truly was."''
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|40
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95_A-_W37qk Current]
|2014
|[[May 2014 Facebook Posts|May 2014 Facebook posts]] to him finishing his first leg of his date with [[Catherine]].
|None
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|41
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55EsycjHeJs Current]
|2014
|Second leg of his date with [[Catherine]] to Chris addressing his reasoning for the [[Medallions#The Mr. Smith Situation|Mr. Smith situation]].
|''"While Christian's efforts at using his own infamy to generate extra income seemed like a wise idea, his execution of it had many faults, which included a failure to keep up with demands, and a pricing plan which reflected his perceived infamous reputation. In his struggles to help his family's financial situation, he was faced with some difficult truths about life, accountability, and responsibility."''
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|42
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=karTjT_4Gbc Current]
|2014
|Start of the [[Sonic Boom Protests]] to the end of the [[Keep Sonic Original]] page.
|''"With the recent change in his idol's appearance, Christian showed just how much he was unwilling to accept seemingly insignificant modifications. This was in part due to his autism, which made it difficult for him to accept changes. In addition, his response was the result of a lifetime of being pampered by his parents, and years of inflated self-importance brought about by the trolls, which led him to falsely believe that he had any power at all to make a difference."''
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|43
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyNfJQbg9o8 Current]
|2014-2015
|[[Sonic Boom Protests#Pickle Joke|Possible reference to Chris's distaste for]] [[pickle]]s in an episode of ''Sonic Boom'' to [[March 2015 Facebook posts#Redundancy|a comment made by him on the official ''My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic'' Facebook page]] in March 2015.
This is the first episode to use feminine pronouns to describe Chris.
|''"Christine's insistence in keeping herself young at heart had resulted in a change in circumstances that she felt were unjust: an adult consequence brought about as a result of a childlike tantrum. With her life now colored once again with more impending court dates, Chris still failed to become an adult, not because she didn't want to grow up, but perhaps, she didn't understand if she still could."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5MdSQG0B_c Current]
|2015
|[[26 December 2014#2 April Hearing|Chris's second hearing]] for the Boxing Day macing to his [[July 2015 Facebook Posts#Endless Horror|"Pink Fresh Lemonade" drawing]].
Debuts a new version of the intro, using feminine pronouns.
|''"As she continued to embrace her new identity, Christine felt more at ease at mingling with seemingly like-minded people, a feeling of belonging she had not felt in a very long time. The gay club was a sanctuary, a relief from both trollsome and legal troubles still prevalent in her life. However, a change in identity did not largely change her personality, and she would continue to engage with life with a predictable attitude. For she still was the same person behind a different name."''
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|45
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-v3Iefr58U Current]
|2015
|[[List of places that have banned Chris#Facebook|Chris's temporary ban from Facebook]] to [[Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!]]
|''"After achieving early success in selling off her customized crafts, Christine further pushed her figurines to be sold for profit, a practice that she originally considered as merely a hobby with minimal desire to make money from it. But the figures now had more than just one purpose: aside from characters contained within her fictional comics, there were also individuals from her personal life, or as she might possibly see it, characters from her life story, characters which she could use to enact her fantasies of vengeance, and triumph. A new reality where she can hide from her troubles. A reality in which she can always win a losing battle."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtELwaQYTK0 Current]
|2015
|[[Donation Options Reviewed.]] to [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers]].
|''"In a dramatic turn of events, it seemed that Christine had returned to her old ways of disputing impostors, troll-created fictitious Sonichu merchandise, and attacking people who she believed were part of a grand conspiracy against her. As new trolls continued to test the waters and see if they could reenact past events, it became clear that as the world continued to spin around, so too with the life of Chris Chan."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07p94FYn1zM Current]
|2015-2016
|[[December 2015 Facebook Posts#A Fun Visual|Chris' 1 December 2015 Facebook post about his bed]] to [[Update, 1/22/2016, and new items for Cwcville Shopping.]]
|''"With the seeming demise of her latest foe, Chris apparently avoided a larger trolling saga. Yet hiding behind the scenes was a mysterious gal-friend, about which nothing was revealed. Once again, Christine was in the midst of a possibly new acquaintanceship with a troll, pretending to be a possible love interest. Unbeknownst to Chris, and also, to the ones who watched her the closest."''
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|48
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INP-_0MDS9U Current]
|2016
|[[CatKnight Interview]] to [[Jeff is Beyond Denounced.]]
|''"As Chris reengaged in a seeming battle with her impostor, Chris found that the extensive documentation of her activities continued to haunt her. And whether she wanted it or not, her past actions, whether they be good or bad, had become a constant part of her life. And like the trolls, would forever stay with her every step of the way."''
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|49
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8h-ja6dftY Current]
|2016
|[[Happy Pokémon Day.]] to [[Please, Donate]].
|''"With the grim reality slowly coming to surround her, Christine had to deal with making the unwanted choice between doing what she needed to do and doing what she wanted to do. A financial crisis restricted her from enjoying a lackadaisical lifestyle. Sooner or later, Chris would have to realize that the carefree life of a child was no longer an option for her."''
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|50
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPDwMta3fRs Current]
|2016
|[[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] to [[Donations Requested, Please]].
|''"As both her mother's health and financial troubles worsened, Christine seemed to struggle with living through troublesome times. Her past success in creating merchandise now seemed to be lost, with the mounting pressure of keeping up with demands becoming too much to bear. From now on, whether she liked it or not, the strangers who looked on, prying into her private life, would become her last hope for survival."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qc3QE-E9Yw Current]
|2016
|[[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 1]] to Chris's Facebook [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|post]] regarding [[Chris and sex#Incest|incest]].
|''"As Christine caused herself a medical emergency, she refused to admit that she was bringing herself in harm's way, overcome with the belief that she could transform her body into a true female form. With the overflow of messages of concern and advice, it appeared that rather than observing her every move out of mockery or amusement, there was an increasing number of people watching to make sure she was safe. For Chris continued to prove, day after day, that she could not live her life comfortably on her own."''
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|52
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os51Bmrr0Kw Current]
|2016
|Chris's [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Get off your ass, Cole!|Facebook announcement]] to [[Cole Smithey]] to [[Feelings of the election results]].
|''"As Christine tried to deal with a reality that was not to her liking, she, like in many situations before, resorted to creating realities which existed only in her imagination. Because the only reality that she had full control over, for the time being at least, was in her mind."''
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|53
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXsr45VigJs Current]
|2016-2017
|[[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously]] to Chris's first interactions with [[DoopieDoOver]].
|''"As Christine stated, she tried her best to forget about the actions of trolls and cyberbullies of the past, and made efforts to form new bonds and possible friendships. However, she had trouble in understanding how she could be perceived by others, and what were the appropriate actions one should make in starting new relationships, which only increased the chance of more misunderstandings and more heartbreaks."''
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|54
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUHnLlqY6SI Current]
|2017
|[[March 2017 tweets#Don't be blinded impulsively|Chris offering words of wisdom]] to [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 05052017]].
|''"With the return of The Classic, Christine tried yet another way to capitalize on her past infamy. However, it proved to yield no financial gain, as the value she believed it had was a product of her perceived worldwide appreciation and fame, thinking she had a loyal fan base of millions. Nevertheless, she would soon venture down another path, another hearkening back to old times, a return to the very thing that placed her in the public spotlight."''
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|55
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZgaHw3y66w Current]
|2017
|[[Live Drawing Streams#05082017|Chris's first ''Sonichu'' Issue #11 livestream]] to [[July 2017 tweets#Doopie knows about Chris|Doopie confirming that she knew about Chris's old antics]].
|''"As Christine continued to interact with DoopieDoOver, she failed to see how she was nothing more than another one of her many supporters, hoping against hope to strengthen their relationship, or perhaps advance it further to the next level. She would soon find out that hope can sometimes be a foolish thing."''
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|56
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hydR9nksHSg Current]
|2017
|[[July 2017 tweets#Chris downplays the macing incident while simping for the Planet Dolan crew|Chris interacting with the Planet Dolan crew]] to [[Night Star#Chris spills the beans|Chris revealing that he was behind the NightStar2891 account]].
|''"BronyCon made Christine feel loved and accepted, due to the nature of the attendees generally maintaining an air of acceptance and kindness, though often it was merely face-value courtesy. Riding high on waves of happiness, Christine would soon be met with dark clouds once again."''
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|57
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXZOVgot6a4 Current]
|2017
|[[August 2017 tweets#Chris's pizza observation|Chris's pizza observation]] to [[Jessica Quinn#Relationship with Kiwi Farms|Jessica Quinn's conversation with Moonman's Son]].
|''"Even though Jessica firmly stood by her stance as a real woman, genuinely interested in a possible relationship with Christine, most people assumed her to be a troll on the count of her sometimes ethically questionable Facebook posts over the years. Whatever the case, Christine believed, once again, that she had found her sweetheart, a girlfriend like she wished, who could right all her wrongs and change her life for the better."''
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|58
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f_aVxYQeHo Current]
|2017
|[[September 2017 Facebook posts#Jessica Quinn .3D Lovely Weather|Chris comparing Jessica Quinn to Lovely Weather]] to [[October 2017 tweets#Quinnspiracy|Chris rationalizing that Quinn wasn't a troll]].
|''"Though heartbroken by her breakup with Jessica Quinn, Christine sought comfort in the possibility, however unlikely, that the nature of their relationship was genuine. This created a feeling of success, a belief that Chris did, in fact, have and lost a true sweetheart, giving her the strength to start again and keep moving forward, producing more merchandise and exploring new stories, new characters, and new ideas."''
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|59
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk-1uVPwrs0 Current]
|2017
|[[Sonichu_12|Creation of Sonichu 12]] to [[Operation_BARBarossa|the Facebook post about Operation BARBarossa]].
|''"With Wise seemingly in control of Chris's thoughts, he established how easily convinced Christine could be of outlandish concepts, if one were to indulge in her adventurous musings in cartoon realities and alternate dimensions. This was merely the beginning of an insidious cycle of trolling, that would cause detrimental effects to her psyche for years to come."''
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|60
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBN4_57TuMY Current]
|2017-2018
| [[November 2017 tweets#The only person with Heterochromia|Chris's tweet about a Heterochromia customization in Sonic Forces]] to [[February 2018 Facebook Posts#Christian Love Day|the Facebook post celebrating his 36th birthday]].
|''"For the time being, it seemed that Christine had regained some semblance of control of her own life and her mind. Her online reputation continued to provide her with additional income in the form of eBay sales and Patreon supporters. However, out of sight of the public eye, individuals with menacing plans were toying with her emotions and beliefs, and were about to push her to her breaking point."''
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|61
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40wYDbcfYEg Current]
|2018
| The growth of the amount of [[Idea Guys]] to [[April 2018 social media posts#Brainwashing from Idea Guys|a string of tweets Chris posted about his fetishes.]]
|''"From the events of these past few days, it became all the more clear that Christine was still under the control of bad actors. No one knew for the time being their true identities, the extent of their torment, or even the lengths they would soon go to use Chris's loosening grip on reality for their own amusement."''
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|62
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHJ0x53ik34 Current]
|2018
| [[Twitch#CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys|Chris streaming on Twitch urging others to buy his eBay items]] to [[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE#Please, HELP US! FORECLOSURE RISK HIGH!|a desperate plea video for monetary donations.]]
|''"In the aftermath of the Idea Guys Saga, Christine was left in a dire financial situation. Desperate to meet obligations, she lashed out at her real-life surroundings, which all too often, were unkind to her. Unlike the interdimensional world she had come to accept, through the Idea Guys. While they no longer actively influenced her, they imprinted onto her a seemingly tangible world where Chris had true control, influence, and love. A magical escape too alluring to let go."''
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|63
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVMhrr5xkMI Current]
|2018
| [[May 2018 social media posts#Chris gets a new phone, wants to sell old phone|A Twitter post of Chris attempting to sell his old phone on eBay]] to [[Nightstar is a very important Special Sonichu|a video in which he states the importance of his ponysona Night Star.]]
|''"With the recent ousting of the Idea Guys came support in the form of Null and the other Guard Dogs, who did what they could to quell the abuse and negative attention that surrounded Christine. What they couldn't restrict, however, were Chris's own actions, which would undoubtedly, like many times before, attract many curious and unkind eyes once more."''
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|64
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa8HBIb1RMs Current]
|2018
| [[TooManyGames#At_the_con|Justin Silverman emailing Chris about his fundraising campaign to get to the convention]] to [[BronyCon_2018|Chris leaving BronyCon 2018.]]
|''"After packing up her things, Christine made her way back to the car and began her trip back home: back to reality, and back to troubles."''
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|65
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVF5KepFaxM Current]
|2018
| [[Waiting for the tow truck]] to [[Barbara Chandler will be making out autographed photos and posters.]]
|''"Christine had begun to embrace her infamy once more, by increasing her merchandise output. However, like with the ideas she sought from her circle of friends and acquaintances, she focused on instant gratification with no foresight of her future outlook, dooming herself to an endless cycle of foregoing needs in favor of wants. Ignoring mistakes of her past that she was bound to relive in the future."''
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|66
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z9WHi2CMlg Current]
|2018
| [[August 2018 social media posts#So where is the Wikipedia Article about me?|A tweet from Chris in which he asks for the whereabouts of his Wikipedia page]] to [[Misc texts#Sorbet deceased|a text message in which Chris states his lost cat Sorbet had died and merged with his counterpart in the sister dimension.]]
|''"As the Chandler household slipped further and further into debt, and the future looked more and more uncertain, Christine tried her hardest to escape the misery of her life by creating the hope for a new one. She hoped all her and others' creations would come alive and live side by side with her. She hoped that if she tried really hard to believe in the Merge, it could indeed come true. She hoped that if people agreed with her, it could let her know that there truly could be a way out from the life she made."''
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|67
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXKgagZawBI Current]
|2018-2019
|Chris explaining the [[Dimensional Merge]] to Chris falling out with [[The Captain]].
|''"From this recent turn of events, it was apparent that meddling in Christine's life, no matter with good intentions or bad, was bound to only bring trouble for all involved. As those who got too close had to deal with the negative fallout, Chris careened on, changing rules for her life to form as many comfortable cushions as possible, to brace herself for whatever inevitable blow may come."''
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|68
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XneFqMrLLNw Current]
|2019
|Chris announcing he will not be attending [[MAGfest]] to Chris begging to be unblocked by the [[TF2 Analysis|Brony Analysts]].
|''"Cracking under the pressure of the people she sought comfort in pushing her away, Christine once more failed to acknowledge that her own actions were largely at fault. For most people, it is difficult to own up to their mistakes, and take the blame and inevitable consequences. For a goddess like Christine, whose reality decreed she could do no wrong, perhaps it was impossible."''
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|69
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sJdb6HBw78 Current]
|2019
|Chris forgives Twitter blockings to Chris being gifted a [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)|Nintendo Switch]]
|''"From recent developments, it seemed that some individuals were very willing to spend their time and money to attempt to help Christine in some way, seeing her as a hapless victim in an unfortunate environment, surrounded by hate. They regrettably did not realize that, not unlike Chris herself, they failed to learn from mistakes of the past and hoped against hope for a well-intended - but doomed to fail - brighter future."''
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|70
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw9OtvE0r6Q Current]
|2019
|From [[Bryanfrogboy]]'s prequel video to [[Sarah and Steve]] defending their enabling on [[Twitter]].
The intro from this episode onward begins featuring increasingly disintegrative "glitches" in the lead-up to Chris's [[Incest Arrest|arrest for incest.]]
|''"As debt further mounted, Christine found comfort in the people that followed her, for she could almost surely depend on someone to financially help her when needed. In her world, helping hands were always within reach. With such a life, there was no need to try to improve or to change."''
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|71
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mRucAOtJZw Current]
|2019
|From [[Pappy Van Poodle Interview]] to Chris begging for money to attend [[Bronycon]].
|''"As BronyCon soon approached, Christine clamored for any hope of recapturing the perceived love and acceptance she felt during the previous convention. For her, it was an escape from a world of bullying, demands, responsibilities, and accountability; to a small part of the world where she would have freedom, and not be judged and ridiculed. She would do all she was willing to in order to achieve that release, if only for a moment."''
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|72
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHyuvFpEXak Current]
|2019
|From [[Misc texts#Thinking of selling bath water|Thinking of selling bath water]] to [[First recorded statement of Magi-Chan Sonichu - August 15, 2019]].
|''"As the prophesized Dimensional Merge continued to elude her in her time of need, ''[Audio glitch]'' -and used by those with ulterior motives, boosting her beliefs so as not to break the bond. After years of being tricked into believing alternate realities, it seemed that there was no one who could break the cycle and bring her back to reality. The stage was set for new players to enter and perform the roles that only Chris wanted to see."''
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|73
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvPvr-D9nZI Current]
|2019
|From [[August 2019 social media posts#Chris and Magi-Chan are luminaries|Chris and Magi-Chan are luminaries]] to [[October 2019 social media posts#Chris orders the Shipfic cards, snaps at customers wanting books|Chris orders the Shipfic cards, snaps at customers wanting books]].
This episode is notable as the only one with a sponsorship, which Geno segues into after reading the Magi-Chan tweet that serves as the opening.
|''"Christine continued to live in her own world of idyllic illusion, though supplanting her famed comics with trading cards, perhaps to hearken back to his younger years of playing trading card games. But now, instead of seeking the thrill of winning matches, she was enacting fantasies of matchmaking and romance with characters of her own design, controlling a game of love over which Chris herself had no control."''
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|74 (Faux)
|[https://youtu.be/pyWoYB0ppLk Current]
|2019-2023
|An April Fool's joke that gives a false good ending to Christory.
|''"Christine's life is one that no one should envy. Born into unideal circumstances, Christopher and his parents struggled to deal with a condition with which they were ill-equipped to deal, but tried to the best of their abilities to live to the fullest. Unfulfilled, yet hopeful, Christian searched for happiness, a place to belong, and himself, only to find bullying, hostile environments, and losing his sense of self. Relying on her misery to carry herself forward, Christine learned to accept her imperfect and hopeless existence, occasionally alleviating her lifelong lows with momentary highlights, by consuming the kinds of media by which he was arguably raised. Somehow, a sudden outsider perspective caused her to rethink her way of living, and found a new hope on the horizon, acknowledging that a girlfriend or any outsider help would not fix her life; but rather, changing her own life from within. In the end, Chris left her endless cycle of mistake and ill-judgment-ridden adversity behind her, and matured, took control, and found love along the way. As the troll Clyde Cash once said: 'Everybody has to grow up, but for some, growing up can take a very long time.'"''
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|74
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG-Tfts0vdI Current]
|2019
|From Chris' GoFundMe for BABSCon to his reply to the troll @CWCEmmanuelle.
|''"After a decade-long cycle of bullying, mistakes, and ill-judgment-ridden adversity, Christine found solace after rejecting the reality that treated her so harshly, greatly aided by individuals seeking some semblance of internet notoriety, driven by the misguided belief that they were contributing to a story of historical note. Chris's life was one that no one should envy nor influence, for if left to her own devices, she may not believe it was possible to escape her consequences in search of a better life."''
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|75
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRXPel8CwYA Current]
|2019-2020
|From Chris and [[Jacob Sockness]] arguing over character ownership to [[The End Games]] blocking Chris on Twitter.
|''"As time went on, Christine's inter-dimensional lore grew and became more convoluted, confusing herself and others by mixing what creating and chronicling characters and events truly meant, trying to hold on to her make-believe idyllic world, despite its tearing at the seams right in front of her. As a possible reaction to her perplexment, Chris sought comfort in others in the real world, who could help her expand the lore of her fantasy and encourage her to keep moving forward, though it appeared to be a Herculean task, since Chris was still Chris."''
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|76
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRXPel8CwYA Current]
|2020
|From [[The End Games]] receiving a threatening letter from Chris to "Sonichu" explaining how [[COVID-19]] was eradicated in dimension C-197.
|''"As COVID-19 brought about a need for social distancing, mass travel restrictions, and closings of establishments, it is conceivable that Christine used the concept of a body switch scenario to further engross herself in an escapist fantasy, one in which she managed to attend the long-awaited BABScon in an alternate timeline. As it has happened before, negative outside influences only encouraged a deeper retreat into fantasy, that Chris was now less likely than ever to let go."''
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|77
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FWVN8nz8C4 Current]
|2020
|From "Sonichu" participating in [[Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight|the Leftovers Tonight stream]] to [[Chris's Last Will and Testament]].
|None
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|78
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3VHaZZr8Uc Current]
|2020
|From [[August 2020 social media posts#A Simple Clarification|"Sonichu" assuring everyone that Chris and Barbara are safe]] to the [[Goochland Library Sermon]].
|None
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|79
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr8BmOqfVNY Current]
|2020
|From "Sonichu" planning to appear on [[The Create Unknown]] podcast to "Sonichu" [[The Place chats (November 2020)#Premonitions and trances|having a premonition]] concerning [[Manchester High School]].
|''"With the Dimensional Merge perpetually approaching, but never arriving, Christine reached out to any conceivable source of media that could reassure her that her reveries would come true, seeking guidance in Randy Stair's history and twisting past events to make them fit into her personal reality. Though as hard as the Watchmen may have tried to keep her grounded, they were powerless to stop her wandering mind from leading her into troubles that they could never imagine."''
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|80
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1wqtfQFIaE Current]
|2020-2021
|From "Sonichu" [[November 2020 social media posts#Happy Thanksgiving|wishing his followers a happy Thanksgiving]] to [[Null]] [[Null DMs#Ignoring Null's advice on Larry Vaughn|DMing Chris telling him not to tweet about a troll's fetish for excrement consumption]].
|''"No matter if their true intentions were for better or worse, Christine would prove time and time again that she would only listen to those who encouraged her beliefs of an idyllic universe, that could right all her wrongs and change her life for the better."''
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|81
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S_nzYpZo-w Current]
|2021
|From "Sonichu" discussing the fallout of the Larry Vaughn saga with the Watchmen to the second Psychic Discord chat with KwaiiSandbag.
|''"No matter if their true intentions were for better or worse, Christine would prove time and time again that she would only listen to those who encouraged her beliefs of an idyllic universe, that could right all her wrongs and change her life for the better."''
'''Note: This ending monologue is a copy of the one from Episode 80.'''
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|82
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzwyCuPCU4s Current]
|2021
|From "Sonichu" sharing his feelings of loneliness with the Watchmen to the [[Affirmations List‎‎]] and [[Lovers Attributes List]].
|''"As more and more people tried to sway her into a different state of thought, Christine started to push against their efforts, convincing herself that her perceived sense of divinity was being challenged and tested. After many years of indulging in fanciful lies, she now seemed incapable of accepting an inconvenient truth."''
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|83
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk0k8xlxL_Y Current]
|2021
|From Chris finding masturbation tiring to discounted meditation stones on Praetor's Etsy shop.
|''"In her seemingly ever-uncertain life, Christine reflected on her past and present in an effort to find her future, utilizing any and all spiritual and New Age means she could find. While believing herself a guide and a source of wisdom, she was but a blind follower, accepting any outcome given, allowing her thoughts be altered by players working from the very same playbook that others used so many years before."''
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|84
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZTgU69ZJfc Current]
|2021
|From Chris sharing his first of daily Tarot card reading on Twitter, to sharing two new photos of Barb's haircut.
|''"From the outset, Christine's life seemed to have taken a positive turn. With Null's help, she and her followers saw just how much of an active fan base Chris still had, and just how many were willing to help her reach her life goals, with some, perhaps quietly, expecting trouble to follow her in her new adventures. However, no one could have predicted how her life would soon be dramatically altered, forever."''
|-
|85
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXHMhjZ-kEk Current]
|2021
|From Chris continuing to complete commissions for his fundraiser to get him to the Everfree Northwest convention, to the troll Bella getting discovered.
This episode lacks the normal intro altogether, with the opening disclaimers and titles over a black screen while a buzzing noise plays that increases in volume, until the screen turns white.
|''"As for Christine, she remained in jail, seemingly under the belief that her actions would bring no long-term repercussions, and that her confinement was a result of a momentous misunderstanding. Whatever historic event she thought would come about during the Dimension Merge was seemingly taking place, a perverted expression of affection brought about by the burning of sexual frustration. This turn of events propelled her to a level of attention never before experienced, further adding to her sense of importance and self-grandiosity. Much of Chris's belief that her life in particular was one of great significance, no doubt was an effort 15 years in the making, as online observers continually followed and notated his activities in the most excruciating detail possible, striving to complete a complete record of this particular person's life, turning, in the grand scheme of things, an insignificant and ill-functioning individual into an icon of significance. All compelled to contribute in the name of Christory, an unexplainable desire to document Chris Chan and study study the minutia of her life. Some Christorians are compelled to spread the word, believing it is a life story meant to be heard. A lesson in all that can go wrong in a life, the practice of which only leads more and more people to discover her and embrace Christory, adding to the ever-increasing record of her infamous life. Some not only seek her out, but also inject themselves into Christory, as a means to attain a semblance of notoriety, or to help a pitiful soul who, more often than not, would reject thoughtful well-meaning efforts in favor of accepting words of false praise from the apparent masses. With an international ever-present following like hers, it is not hard to understand that Christine would feel she was of great importance to the world. At this point in her life, no matter how hard Christine Weston Chandler's body would get beaten, there was no overthrowing the mind of Christine, the goddess."''
|}

==See also==
*[[Geno Samuel]]

{{References}}
{{Notes}}

==External links==
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHwMkmOmNeJr-M8SR6lzuwIgfFZHnTau1 Playlist of old version]
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm Playlist of current version]
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-1XyJSh9umIGMBHqFIOq-MJxVPOLfG50 Playlist of a mixture of old and current]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_3pplzbKMZsP5zBH_6SVJQ/featured?disable_polymer=1 Geno's backup channel]
*[https://www.youtube.com/user/GenoSamuel1994Part2 Geno's main channel]

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[[Category:Documentaries]]

Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History

2026-05-30T13:58:04Z

Master:

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{{quote|What made him this way? What is the attraction? What keeps us fascinated?

This is the story of Chris Chan.|The opening narration for the series. After Chris's [[Transgender|transition]], feminine pronouns are used instead.}}

[[File:ChrisChanACH1and85.png|thumb|The thumbnails for episodes 1 and 85, the first and last episodes of Season 1 of the series.]]

'''''Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History''''' is an unofficial documentary [[Internet|webseries]] created by [[Geno Samuel]], which began in [[February 2018]]. It is, as the name suggests, an extensive, in-depth documentary about [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s life, similar to [[Chris Chan Documentary (Sachumo)|Sachumo]]'s. However, while Sachumo's film is an abridged summary of Chris's life for newcomers, Geno's videos go into greater detail, with most videos being between 35 to 45 minutes in length, with a decent portion of this being tied to the playback of Chris's own audio and video.

The documentary series began on 14 [[June 2018]] and covers select events ranging from how Chris's parents met in the [[1980s]] to Chris's [[Incest Arrest|arrest]] on 1 [[August 2021]]. Currently running at 85 episodes, the series has far surpassed Geno's expectations of how in-depth it would be when he first began developing it. As of Part LXXXV, the runtime for the documentary series is quite extensive at over two and a half days.<ref group = "note">More precisely: 2 days, 12 hours, 19 minutes, and 4 seconds.</ref> The series went on hiatus after the release of Part LXXXV on 17 [[March 2024]], and is now slated to resume in November 2027 once the series' "remastered" editions are finished premiering weekly starting on 21 [[March 2026]].

The series is composed of material Geno personally believes to be relevant and/or interesting, and it leaves out the remainder.<ref name=extent>[[Kiwi Farms posts (SamuellyGenie)#Extent of Coverage]]</ref> In an April 2023 comment, Geno stated that he was "evermore trying to make [the episodes] move faster by cutting out irrelevant stuff", adding that he wanted to be finished sooner.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/12ppz6g/has_anyone_made_a_list_of_genos_doc_parts_that/jgv9rt9/?context=3 ([https://archive.ph/r4crn archive])</ref> Even still, Geno has claimed he intends to continue the series until either he or Chris dies.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/15un9rc/comment/jwyqxpr/ ([https://archive.ph/dkFxb archive])</ref>

==Overview==
The series is in chronological order, taking several videos just to cover Chris's life before his internet fame, with a significant portion of the series (28 episodes) dedicated to [[Saga|the troll-influenced events of 2009 and 2010]] – trolls had prodded Chris into producing many calls and videos at the time, which the series utilizes for playback. Geno occasionally slips in dry, blunt observations over [[Chris and hypocrisy|Chris's shortcomings]], along with summaries of how Chris's problems manifest themselves and worsen over time. Furthermore, he uses a deadpan tone of voice when discussing the absolute absurdities present in Chris's life, and he reads spelling errors precisely as they are written, which leads to some of the documentary's most humorous moments despite being a relatively snark-free overview of Chris's life. Nonetheless, the documentary often avoids taking sides on any given issue.

Geno's narration also reflects Chris's changes in identity throughout the series, [[Christopher's name change|initially referring to him as "Christopher" before changing it to "Christian" in the first episode]] and using masculine pronouns for the bulk of the show's run, eventually shifting over to [[Transgender|calling Chris "Christine" and using feminine pronouns]] by the time that the series reaches the events of late [[2014]], when Chris began to transition. However, Geno has used masculine pronouns in the context of referring to Chris's past antics, and also during Chris's extended period of being "[[Spirit possession|possessed]]" by [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in most of [[2020]] and part of [[2021]]. Beginning with Episode 61, Geno began altering the theme music to represent the [[Idea Guys]] saga. Since the saga in question ended in Episode 62, Geno has said that it would be reverted back in Episode 63, although a distorted, reversed version of the theme has consistently played over the credits since then.<ref>https://youtu.be/W3K30u0T5gI?t=1091/</ref> Beginning with Episode 70, glitches have been introduced to the intro, with the severity of the distortion steadily increasing with every video. Episode 85 has no intro, instead featuring a black screen featuring the name of the episode and static that increases in volume in lieu of the intro music. It also ends with "End of Season 1", instead of the usual "End of Episode X".

The documentary series has inspired a considerable amount of new discussion related to Chris, which has predictably produced more [[Weening|weens]] who mistakenly think that "modern" Chris acts like he once did during the so-called "Classic Era" – much of the context behind trolling was never publicly released by Chris's trolls, making it appear as if many of Chris's actions during troll sagas were his own ideas.

The documentary itself eventually ended up being a part of Christory in a more direct fashion, as several people who would go on to interact with Chris either found out about him, or were influenced by, the series. Furthermore, Chris is aware of the series, and has commented on it several times over [[Twitter]] and [[YouTube]], usually expressing approval of Geno's attention to detail, but critiquing him on parts he found [[Honest Content|too graphic]].<ref name=p39>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 39]]</ref> After the series reached the point of Geno's involvement with Chris, he included DMs which Chris had with him.<ref>[[Geno Samuel DMs#Magi-Chan speaks to Geno]]</ref>

Despite his channel being demonetized, Geno has said that he does make money off the documentary.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (SamuellyGenie)#Money]]</ref>

==History==
Geno attempted to monetize his GenoSamuel2 channel. On 13 [[June 2018|June of that year]], when it was his turn to be reviewed by YouTube staff for the monetization program, they instead issued community guideline strikes due to the clips of bullying featured in the videos, and as a result his channel was terminated.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/bpe1lz/its_coming_cant_wait_for_the_new_material/enu9fug/</ref> Geno confirmed that he did send an appeal form, but YouTube never gave him his channel back. Fans reuploaded all of the episodes made prior to the strike and Geno created a new backup channel on YouTube where the series would be uploaded from then on.

A week later, Geno revealed on the backup channel he would be taking a long break from the videos, stating that he was getting tired of always having to have Chris in his mind when making the documentary. He said that he will continue working on them sometime near the end of the year.

On 3 [[January 2019]], he announced on his [[Twitter]] in the form of a teaser poster that the series would be coming back on 24 [[February 2019]], which also happens to be [[Chris's birthday|Chris's birthday]]. The new series contains updated audio, additional and corrected information and some modifications to prevent another takedown. He also mentioned that he would not be monetizing the videos out of respect.

Geno said that Chris knew of the original run of the series and approved of it.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyrkBzO-WY8&t</ref>

In [[July 2020]], Geno announced the series would go on hiatus again until [[August 2020|August]]; however, the series resumed slightly earlier than expected, as Part 41 premiered on 31 July.

On 14 September, Geno posted a message explaining why he decided to use feminine pronouns to refer to Chris beginning from Part 43:<ref>https://www.youtube.com/post/UgyQY_S-ex_qB7nUns94AaABCQ [https://web.archive.org/web/20211002154846/https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_3pplzbKMZsP5zBH_6SVJQ/community?lb=UgyQY_S-ex_qB7nUns94AaABCQ (archive)]</ref>

{{quotebox|[[Sonic Boom Protests|CHRIS CHAN’S PRONOUNS ARE NOT SHE/HER, AND THEY SERIOUSLY CAUSE SENSORY OVERLOADS IN ME!!! GENO NEEDS TO RECALL EVERYTHING REFERRING TO HIM AS A WOMAN AND CHANGE CHRIS’ GENDER BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!]] 
[[My Little Pony Protests|FOLLOW ME IN BOYCOTTING ''CHRIS CHAN: A COMPREHENSIVE HISTORY'', UNTIL GENO WISES UP, RECALLS EVERYTHING AND CHANGES HIS PRONOUNS BACK, NOW!!!]] 
[[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|Join My Group, FIX CHRIS CHAN’S PRONOUNS IMMEDIATELY, GENO!!!, and Sign Our Petition NOW!!!]] 
https://www.facebook.com/groups/fixCHRISCHANSpronounsImmediatelyGENO 
[[Christian Weston Chandler|This is what you sound like.]]

But seriously, yes, the transition happened, and has already caused an uproar which I doubt will subside. This would have happened anyway if I didn’t change it; I would have a different vocal minority yelling about it.
The change does not reflect my personal opinions, and even if they did, the star of the series’ name now would still be “Christine.” I must deal with the reality at hand. I started calling Christopher “Christian” [[Christopher's name change|when he wanted to be called that]], and now I just started referring to her as a woman with the name of “Christine.” The video series should not be seen as a voice of reason, or as a preacher with a message. It is an opportunity to give Chris a voice, and to offer a better understanding of her thoughts through the very many experiences meticulously documented in her life. It is up to you to make whatever you want with the information given. As the [[Anchuent Prophecy|ancient]] [[Cherokian Clan|Indian]] proverb goes, “[[Pmurt|It is what it is.]]”}}

In light of the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] reveal, Geno, like everyone else, was utterly flabbergasted by the extremely dark turn that Christory took.<ref>https://twitter.com/genosamuelgeno/status/1421139988138188804</ref> Geno then announced, via his [[Patreon]], that the series would be taking an extended hiatus following the release of Episode 59 (prior to the incest leaks, he had originally planned to take the hiatus when reaching Episode 60). He explained that he felt that it would be potentially tasteless and exploitative to continue the series immediately after Chris's appalling actions came to light, so he informed his patrons that he would not be completing and releasing new episodes of the series until early 2022.<ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/stopping-now-54330974</ref> However, Geno chose not to postpone Episode 59 itself, which he released the day after the incest leaks.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk-1uVPwrs0</ref>

On 1 [[October 2021]], Geno was featured on [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcmxOGYGF51T1XsqQLewGtQ TrashTaste], a podcast featuring a group of anime YouTubers, thereby exposing Chris to millions of weebs everywhere. In the podcast Geno expressed his desire to also follow his other passions, not wanting to be known as "The Chris Chan guy". When asked how many episodes were possibly left, he replied <q>maybe another 10 episodes</q>. He also said <q>if the opportunity arises… if I can get something done with Netflix, this could be a stepping stone.</q><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FciJamr2z1Q</ref>

On 24 [[February 2022]], Part LX (60) was released, ending the series' 208-day hiatus.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBN4_57TuMY</ref>

Following Episode 85's release in March 2024, Geno took another hiatus, estimating it at a year or longer.<ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/part-85-future-100522229</ref>

In 2025, the GenoSamuel2 channel was renamed to ''Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History'', to reflect the channel's focus on CCACH. Geno would also later announce the re-remaster of the series. With each episode getting a newly remastered version. These episodes would begin to release weekly starting 21 March 2026, with each old episode being unlisted when the remastered version was published. The remastered episodes would contain some amount of new content, mostly including extra details.

===Credit claims===
In his video descriptions, Geno credits both the [[CWCki]] and [[Kiwi Farms]] for use in research.

Contrarily, on [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]] and Kiwi Farms, Geno has falsely claimed that he does not read the CWCki,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/x095dl/me_seeing_that_the_cwcki_is_still_down/im8tsz5/ ([https://archive.fo/wgEG7 archive])</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-a-comprehensive-history.39396/page-236 ([https://archive.fo/ER5EW archive])</ref><ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16k7zv2/chris_chan_a_comprehensive_history_part_79/k11qgk6/ ([https://archive.fo/AmW4I archive])</ref> while sometimes contradicting himself by following up that he does use its chronology pages to keep track of events.

However, in some episodes of his series, Geno has screen-recorded content from the CWCki's chatlog pages, while summarizing portions of the text in his narration. Examples include his Episodes 60,<ref>https://youtu.be/dBN4_57TuMY?t=1290</ref> 61,<ref>https://youtu.be/40wYDbcfYEg?t=1280</ref> and 78,<ref>https://youtu.be/V3VHaZZr8Uc?t=2120</ref> which respectively use CWCki's formatted transcripts of [[Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein chat]], [[The Bad Beginning]], and [[User:Anaxis/The Place Chats#Praetor Arrives, Chris Writes his Sermon, More Bible Discussion|The Place]].

=== April Fool's jokes ===
[[File:Donald Trump - A Comprehensive History.PNG|thumb|200px|Some of the altered episode names and thumbnails]]
[[File:ChrisGenoAprilFoolsReaction.jpeg|thumb|200px|left|Chris's complaint to Geno about the 2021 April Fool's joke.]]
Occasionally, Geno will play a prank involving the series on 1 April.

On 1 [[April 2021]], Geno commemorated April Fool's Day by changing the title of the series to ''[[Pmurt|Donald Trump: A Comprehensive History]]'', and altered the thumbnails of every video in the series to include images of him.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210401070110/https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm WayBack Machine: 1 April 2021]</ref> The content of the videos themselves, however, remained unchanged. Chris did not take kindly to this, privately messaging Geno over Twitter to complain about the alteration.

On 1 [[April 2022]], Geno did another April Fool's Day joke by changing his username to Tekken Time Bomb and swapping all of the titles and thumbnails of the videos with clickbait on subjects unrelated to Chris, renaming the playlist "Freshest Videos".<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20220401133734/https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm WayBack Machine: 1 April 2022]</ref> Nonetheless, the titles and thumbnails all cleverly alluded to details discussed in the videos themselves.

On 1 [[April 2023]], Geno uploaded what appeared to be [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyWoYB0ppLk Part LXXIV (74)], which began as one would expect it to begin, however it took a sharp turn, revealing it to be an April Fools joke and showing a plotline imagining Chris realising that the Dimensional Merge was a delusion and Dimension 197 didn't exist, selling all his toys and video games and getting a job at a local Target, followed by him leaving the Internet and eventually marrying. It ended with a major-key version of the ''Comprehensive History'' theme song and a "THE END" card. Photoshops and AI-generated audio of Chris and [[Ben Saint]] were used to create the illusion. The video was temporarily unlisted when Geno had received privacy complaints over including a name he had forgotten to censor, and he edited the video to blur it.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/128hgu8/new_geno_episode_dropped/jenguc6/ ([https://archive.fo/pCmyH archive])</ref> The real Part 74 was later uploaded on the 17th.

On 1 [[April 2024]], Geno streamed a video titled "Geno Samuel - Chris Chan Interview". The video simply contained a countdown timer that reset every time it hit zero, with a short clip of Chris incomprehensively singing at the end, taken from his [[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan]] series of videos at the very end.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MITx-WvKJjI Geno Samuel - Chris Chan Interview]</ref> Geno also released an April Fool's Day version of the documentary's theme music on his own channel.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOVX2ttWLXQ Geno Samuel - CWC's Theme (April Fools' Version)]</ref>

===Remastered cut===
Geno stated a plan to produce a remaster of the series, saying in a r/ChrisChanSonichu thread on August 2023 that plans "includes fixing mistakes, putting stuff in that I missed before, and even cutting some stuff out if it's really unnecessary" and that it "would be released in the same multipart format on Rumble".<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/15un9rc/what_are_some_things_geno_samuel_has_either/jwz2gaq/?context=3 ([https://archive.ph/yrrq4 archive])</ref> During a live stream, Geno also said the remastered cut will also be uploaded onto YouTube.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ouMAzhFwCw</ref>.

These remastered episodes would begin releasing weekly on 21 March 2026. Each contains a bit more content than the older versions. Mostly focused on having more elaborate detail and including bits and pieces of Christory that were left out in the previous version(s).

==Bias==
Contrary to Geno's claim,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/18i2bgw/comment/kdat49l/ ([https://archive.fo/wjRuh archive])</ref> the series is not free of bias. Coverage of individuals associated with Chris varies at Geno's discretion, including the use of censorship on material involving them. These include:

*[[The WCT]], who was in contact with Geno and requested not to be doxed.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (SamuellyGenie)#Names]]</ref> In response, Geno censored screenshots of The WCT to conceal his avatars and usernames for use in his series, using "WCT" instead of his usernames.<ref>https://youtu.be/zk0k8xlxL_Y?t=988</ref> In addition, when using audio in which The WCT had spoken, such as [[Taser Discussion]], Geno modified it to pitch-shift his voice higher.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S_nzYpZo-w&t=1287s</ref>
*[[Fiona Cooper]], who did not request to be censored. However, Geno chose to apply censorship anyway, citing he did it to avoid giving Fiona exposure due to her "having mental health problems from her involvement with Chris already".<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1cqxv9k/reminder_that_chris_rejected_this_woman_who_was/l3vlhc9/ ([https://archive.fo/HfL8Z archive])</ref> She is referred to as "The Suitress", which was an alias [[User:PsychoNerd054|one of the jerkops]] had created during August 2021 in a separate attempt to censor Fiona for the CWCki (which has since been lifted).<ref>[[User:PsychoNerd054/The Blind Observers and a Snoo#The "Suitress Policy"]]</ref> In his series, Geno censors imagery of Fiona, as well as screenshots of her chatting, using "The Suitress" instead of her usernames.<ref>https://youtu.be/V3VHaZZr8Uc?t=1894</ref>
*[[Isabella Loretta Janke]], who stated in the [[Regarding Chris]] chat from July 2021 that she did not want to be part of Geno's series.<ref>[[Regarding Chris#Bella Wants to Talk to Geno Samuel]]</ref> However, Geno chose to use her imagery and name anyway. In his Episode 85, Geno superimposed the chat comments from Regarding Chris over footage of himself grinning.<ref>https://youtu.be/XXHMhjZ-kEk?t=2533</ref>

In late 2023, Geno began selling knock-off Sonichu medallions, as well as Chris-themed items, without Chris's approval.<ref>[[December 2023 social media posts#Criticizing Geno's medallion product]]</ref><ref>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Geno selling Want Woman shirt]]</ref> This resulted in criticism of Geno by members of the CWC community. One example is a user who wrote:

{{quoteboxgreen|Good documentaries, don’t fuck around and shit stir, in an effort for what? Attention? More episodes? Honestly, the medallion comes off as tacky, and the whole thing reeks of desperation. You can’t have a documentary, and claim it’s unbiased, while interfering with your subject. It makes both you, and your work, biased.}}

Geno was dismissive, replying with, "Simply making the doc has already gotten attention from Chris which prompted her to retcon her past. Christory has already been interfered with."<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/18i2bgw/chris_responds_to_a_customer_buying_genos/kdb7in7/ ([https://archive.fo/8FzR6 archive])</ref>

==Omissions==
Geno has at times made omissions to the series. In response to a question on the matter, Geno gave episode 66 as an example and stated:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/wun7mu/about_the_doc/ilb5j3f/?context=3 ([https://archive.ph/EvOjj archive])</ref>

{{quote|Just for Part 66, I didn't include a whole period of time when Chris was obsessing over [[Bowsette]], and created a backstory for her which stated she was the child that resulted from Bowser raping Princess Peach. I didn't address it because it was a secluded period and was never addressed in the future. I tend to leave in things that I know will be featured later on, such as the development of the [[Dimensional Merge]] rhetoric, which is important enough to go over in more detail at least once. Once an event or idea is mentioned in the doc, I would go over it in lesser detail later on so as not to repeat myself too much.}}

==Mentions by Chris==
In [[June 2018]], three days after the series had been removed from YouTube after Geno's termination, Chris posted on [[Twitter]] that he had no involvement in the removal:<ref>[[June 2018 social media posts#Not responsible for Geno Samuel's termination]]</ref>
{{quotebox|People have been asking me if I took down a YouTube documentary series by Geno Samuel. I had nothing to do with that and hope Geno and his fanbase can recover swiftly from this incident.}}

In [[August 2019]], Chris, while in his phase of role-playing as [[Magi-Chan]], began "binge-listening" to the series<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165401077619073024</ref> (suggesting that, like with the [[Sachumo]] documentary, Chris couldn't bear to actually watch the videos). Chris would make comments on the videos as Magi-Chan via Twitter, and as himself in YouTube's comment section.

Chris's interest in the series continued after his phrase of role-playing as Magi-Chan ended, eventually watching the series as opposed to just listening.

*"quite curious, when you think about it, from the ''Animal Crossing'' Video, Christine calls for ''Sonic Heroes'' being GameCube exclusive; she gave premonition to the Nintendo-Exclusive ''Sonic'' titles."<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165329837071962117</ref>

*He noted exactly which cartoons and games [[Megan Schroeder]] had introduced him to over a decade prior "just for the record and Megan's reference", those being ''[[Soul Calibur]]'' and ''Tekken'' OC Yoshimitsu, also saying he'd been a fan of ''[[My Little Pony]]'' and ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' before meeting Megan.<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165401077619073024</ref>

*"You made me laugh when you stiltedly read, 'You don't have to tell me twice. But back in the Stone Age...' Just simply how you said it cracked me up. Reminder, the end of that joke is, '...you Really needed to tell them twice'; you couldn't get it through their heads at all."<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165401077619073024</ref>

*Chris viewed his past [[homos|homophobia]] with regret.<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1166479203585466368</ref>

*Chris commented on Part 24 in YouTube's comment section, claiming that he had known [[Alec Benson Leary]] was a troll, among other dubious remarks:

{{quotebox|I remember those times, and it was cringing to hear myself drone ON and ON just in thinking he was going to clear those ads from my old website. [[Lie|Subconsciously, I had always Known he and his crew were Trolling me the whole time]], and it showed in how I reacted later on. And, yet, while partly oblivious, I Was Trolling Alec At the time. And I take no shame in it, because he was Trolling Me. I saw through his charade and showed it in how he treated everyone in my few pages, as he had already done, and worse, in his pages. It only added fuel to the nobility of pulling the plug on the [[Cwcipedia]] to save myself, my arts, and my peoples and family, he from the shit I was having to deal with from those bastards. [[PsychicPowers|Psychic Powers]] were strong within me in the later part of this video. And they have only gotten stronger over the years into now, despite my having the many more trials to endure and learn from.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ffLGSfQf8o&lc=UgxvWUOajowz_kPacNd4AaABAg Link to video], and [https://web.archive.org/web/20191023182218/http://web.archive.org/screenshot/https://youtu.be/1ffLGSfQf8o archive.org's screenshot of the comments section.]</ref>}}

*Chris tweeted on Part 31, about the [[100 2270]] video he filmed on 7 October 2010:<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1236699315302797312</ref>

{{quotebox|[[File:Chris watches CCCS Part 31.jpg|thumb|200px]]

This Part, starting from 16:30, I forgot I made this video. It was soo Stupid, it is genuinely hilarious.

Rolling on the floor laughing

I guess it was in the high-energetic, loud voice I used that day to imitate Liquid Chris. ALOL!

“yamosexual”? Get ready for a meme of that word.}}

In summer 2020, during Chris's phase of [[Spirit possession|role-playing]] as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], Chris continued watching the series.

About Part 38, Chris tweeted about the goofy facial expressions he had made in [[Message for John Kyle]]<ref>[[May 2020 social media posts#Chris talks about Genosamuel's Documentary]]</ref>.

{{Quoteboxyellow|I found hilarious Mama’s expression when she said “Whoop-de-doo for him” in [[Message for John Kyle|that one video of hers]] that was featured.

[[File:Derp1.jpg|200px]]

And that includes this one; yep, that’s a Derp face. Go ahead and Meme this out of context. “Well, [[South Park|Whoop-de-Derp ta-dum!]]”

[[File:Derp2.jpg|200px]]}}

About Part 39, an angry Chris complained about Geno reading an e-mail from the [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014]] collection in which Chris had privately talked about [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|shoving his own penis into his buttcrack]]. He also whined about Geno's coverage of the [[2014 house fire|house fire]].

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey! Firstly, that door to the bathroom downstairs was unable to close at all back in 2013 and early ‘14. Second, Why the Hell would you read that personal shit about [[Mama]] with [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014#Chris fucks himself|the penis thing]]? [[God complex|Oh, My Chris Chan]]! Why did [[Kim Wilson|Kim]] have to be such a literal [[Troll]] to totally expose these things when they were shared with her in strictest confidence? “Kim Wilson”, if that is even your real name at this point, Mama may forgive you to an extent, but I, Sonichu, am truly insulted by this shit stunt you’ve pulled with her trust in betrayal over the years.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zSpn0ZNwqQ&lc=UgzdoujDjuYP-1upCml4AaABAg</ref>}}

On 22 [[August 2020]], Chris (as Sonichu) said that he would do commentary on the series at a later date.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 2#Comprehensive History]]</ref>

About Part 42, Chris commented on the [[Brushfire Video]]:

{{quoteboxyellow|For the record, when Mama recorded that putting out the fire video, she and Barb were literally still recovering from the house fire earlier that year. Sight of fire gave Mama a whole bunch of PTSD for the number of years.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=karTjT_4Gbc&lc=UgwK8W6anDfgeWo3YGR4AaABAg</ref>}}

About Part 44, Chris thanked Geno for referring to him with his preferred pronouns, as the series had entered the point where Chris began [[Transgender|transitioning to female]].

{{quoteboxyellow|Finally, you got the pronoun right with Mama Chris Chan; thanks, Geno. Better late than never. 😊⚡️<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5MdSQG0B_c&lc=Ugzapm793HOq50Jjq7p4AaABAg</ref>}}

After the Sonichu spirit possession ended, Chris still commented on videos- albeit as Chris himself, once more.

About Part 52, Chris commented on his distaste of [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]] and the predictions he made.

{{quotebox|I predicted how horribly Trump was going to do. Who was right all along? Me. ⚡️💙⚡️
Trump was a Mean King, and he did not get our votes then or again.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os51Bmrr0Kw&lc=UgwYOZd_fR_CdoQ_K-l4AaABAg&ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1</ref>}}

About Part 54, Chris made a [[Random-access humor|joke]] regarding the episode's Roman numbering (LIV).
{{quotebox|Part LIVe! On the Internet!<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUHnLlqY6SI&lc=UgzA39cP4b-MEVr78AN4AaABAg&ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1</ref>}}

About Part 56, Chris promoted the as-of-yet unreleased next episode of the series, claiming it would cover the events of the [[Idea Guys]] saga.
{{quotebox|Tune in next video for Idea Guy, Johnson Wiles, and Stephen Boyd, or that, among which, is chronicled in “Awakening of a CPU”.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hydR9nksHSg&lc=Ugx3w3o9-QZT0EL3Tb54AaABAg&ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1</ref>}}
Part 57 did not, in fact, bring up the Idea Guys. They eventually made their first appearance only by Part 59.

In his 100k subscriber Q&A special uploaded in December of 2020, Geno answered a question Chris had posted from the CwcvilleGuardian account. Roleplaying as Sonichu, Chris asked what Geno believed to be the draw of himself and life story.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcGzQrkKHo0</ref>

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, Geno. I, Sonichu, offer a sentiment of support and kind thoughts in response to this. Congratulations, Dude. But I do have a question, as well (feel free to get really Metaphysical about it; break your own fourth walls). Given every single possibility between this and all other dimensions in this Omega timeline set we live in, including that Mama Chris Chan, herself, being the OC of OCs, could also have been [[Messiah complex|a creator of all Original Creators, including yourself]], if not that one major influential aspect, What do you feel is the most significant factor that attracts everyone's attention, including yourself, to her?

In short, What do You feel and think is the attraction; what makes you fascinated about Chris Chan?}}

Geno answered Chris's inquiry at 1:10:28 as the final question of the video, stating that he found it fascinating due to how it cannot be replicated today and how Chris and various trolls created an entire fantasy world which Chris lived – and continues to live – in:

{{quoteboxnavy|The attraction is that the story of Chris Chan came about during a very interesting time on the internet: of course, because this could not technically really happen in real life as much as it did here. It was a difficult time on the internet where it was kinda like a Wild West situation, where there was a lot more focused on trolling and bullying and saying whatever the hell you want without any consequences. And people were getting in touch with the internet and posting videos and showing themselves off online a lot, without maybe understanding the consequences of what bad things might happen to them. You know, all the bullying that Chris took from the trolls, it's like a wonderful mix of belief in self mixed in with trolls' ambitions to work against or for that belief – to create this sort of fictional universe for Chris. Which [[Idea Guys|Chris ended up believing wholeheartedly]], recently. It's a product of its time, really. You can't really replicate it these days – because I think the internet has now a lot more safeguards against this sort of carry-on. And Chris is a very unique individual. I think you might know that very well. He's very unique, a product of his own upbringing and of his own [[autism]]. And that's what keeps me fascinated. It's almost like a fictional universe created artificially in a real life universe, you might say. Um, and I can understand how this can get really metaphysical because I kinda feel like the trolls and Chris kinda helped each other to create this fictional universe for each other. Though some people believed in it a lot more than others. And that's – I think – a big reason why Sonichu/Christine might think the same way about being the, uh, "creator" of real creations, because they are alive in a sense. If you believe in it, they are alive – the characters. You might treat them as alive to an extent. I think it's a bit too much to say that they do exist in an alternate dimension – I don't believe in that at all – but they do exist as much as you want them to exist. It's all up to you. It's all up to the human mind – each individual brain – what you think. It's all up to you – whether you want to improve yourself, or whether you want to go down this path or that path, whether you want to listen to your [[Mary Lee Walsh|superiors]] or not. It really is all up to you – and your world is whatever you want to make of it. Be it intentionally want to make of it or unintentionally want to make of it, consciously or subconsciously. And that's the story of why I find it fascinating.}}

In July 2021, [[The WCT]] and Chris discussed the series and potential upcoming episodes. Chris believed that "[[Spirit possession|the ten and a half months when Sonichu Prime and I were body-swapped]]" would be one of the last sagas people would find entertaining.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Bismuth and Geno]]</ref>

According to [[Don Lashomb]], Chris planned to collaborate with Geno and make audio commentary for every episode of the series.

{{clear}}

==Episodes==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Part
!align="left"|Link
!align="left"|Year(s)
!align="left"|Event timeline
!align="left"|Ending Monologue
|-
|1
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx5tFz-9uuQ Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgxj_0xPleg Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBvJa1xyE-4 Original])
|1982-2000
|[[1980s#1982|Birth]] to his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]].
|''"Christian's time at high school is still thought of fondly by him, recalling his sweet memories of creating artistic projects for class and frequently hanging out with his gal pals, all of which were abruptly ended with that gloomy, rainy, graduation. But with the end of high school came the promise of a new world in college, a chance for new friends, new experiences, and the first steps to a brighter future."''
|-
|2
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDTPq939JKI Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3QMqssyBwQ Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPdcWbBbUtY Original])
|2000-2004
|Enrollment in [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] to the [[autism papers]].
|''"After the evaluation, Chris carried on with life much like before, with neither him nor his parents making any significant effort to change his ways. But Christmas was soon approaching, and maybe Santa would bring him a girlfriend like he wished, who could right all his wrongs and change his life for the better."''
|-
|3
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cWGDaBYGns Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxWLdbRv7Uo Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt-vXrZvQ20 Original])
|2004-2006
|[[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|C-Mas 2004]] to Chris's graduation from PVCC.
|''"Now that Christian received his qualification, this made him more likely to get a job and advance his life towards building up a career doing what he loved. And possibly even realizing his wish for the Sonichu franchise to become a dignified reality, making his dream come true."''
|-
|4
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoKs2PWCgRI Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XNxhKpigzY Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GiiN4XYfJQ Original])
|2006-2007
|Release of [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] to [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|Chris's message]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].
|''"With this recent upsurge in interest for Chris, he had the ability to raise awareness for his cause and maybe even take proper action to prevent further trolling. Or better yet, if he took better care of his online presence, he could have made all of this fade away."''
|-
|5
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXwUgzdwqcU&t=2730s Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxW4-_mCo-I Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9Z_tXdRKI Original])
|2007-2008
|Chris finally caving into [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|editing his ED page]] to the [[Sonichu Game Talk]] video.
|''"Christian's newfound infamy brought him much stress and hardship, with him hardly being able to cope with the constant barrage of trolling, getting ever more challenging to discern what was false and what was true; what was an advice and what was an insult. But he still had his principles, his dreams, and ambitions, to see himself through the most trying period of his life."''
|-
|6
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzPV8BXA1II Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u2TUWXQehM Revised and Censored]) ([https://drive.google.com/file/d/1SdolXySgEUPAatIUWEOKStXuqjzaYBE9/view?usp=sharing Revised and Uncensored]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9Z_tXdRKI Original])
|2008
|Chris [[Blanca Emails, August 2008|emailing]] [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] about porn to the desecration of his [[Medallions#Mark 1 (and decoy)|medallion]].
|None
|-
|7
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUrNMVRwIBA Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOnVFhqvUNM Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylhPXIXBTIE Original])
|2008-2009
|Chris [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]] to the [[Jason Kendrick Howell message]].
|''"With the trolls' moves and behavior becoming predictable, Chris might have had the sense to ignore them as he had stated before, and not fuel the fire. He knew that the trolls only craved attention and would grow in tenacity once noticed. The one calling himself Clyde Cash would prove to be no different."''
|-
|8
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6eL5MvupJ4 Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co6saw-Ik0o Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWSWmgqz8ok Original])
|2009
|[[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san]] to the Australian brushfires of [[2009]].
|''"On February 7th, raging bushfires began to spread across the Australian state of Victoria, eventually killing nearly 200 people. Even though she was known to be living in the state of South Australia, Chris believed that Sarah may have been lost to the fire."''
|-
|9
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4Ax86qZoX0 Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WisyzQW9BYU Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pgO5MwN0pM Original])
|2009
|[[CWC Update 8 February 2009]] to Chris preparing for [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral.
|''"After he left the chat, Christian began preparing for his Aunt Corrina's funeral, and his eventual trip into uncertainty awaiting him in Cleveland, Ohio. Without a doubt, this would prove to be the most trying birthday of his life."''
|-
|10
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSBWZWBdNl8 Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTjCsNGBKUo Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrODxoJKRz0 Original])
|2009
|Aunt Corrina's funeral to [[Robert Simmons V]]'s [[Church audio|church visit]].
|''"After he let go of his dependence on conversing online with possible trolls, Christian's life seemed to have taken a turn for the better. But while his relationship with Emily looked promising, he was blissfully unaware of her true motives, and the mysterious scheme to steal her away from him."''
|-
|11
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N3d3ve9l-s Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2tUU9ytpY8 Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3YzUZN2Hog Original])
|2009
|[[Apology to Emily]] to [[YouTube Finale]].
|''"As it has been shown that Chris hardly ever learned from his mistakes, it should come as no surprise that he would eventually return to YouTube. To broadcast his daily life, to express his love for his sweetheart, to threaten the trolls, to refuel the fire."''
|-
|12
|[https://youtube.com/watch?v=cd-8ld-ZCo0 Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je0IuVlvdug Original])
|2009
|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica#1 April 2009|ED's 2009 April Fools' Day prank]] to the hacking of [[CWC's Sonichu Site!#cwcville.com (April 2009 ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â‚¬Å“ May 2009)|cwcville.com]].
|''"The recent burst of attention Christian had gotten was unfortunately not because of Sonichu, but rather his own unusual actions. In any case, he paid little attention to the thousands of eyes watching him and he simply carried on with his life, undoubtedly to encounter more trolls, sweethearts, challenges, and challengers."''
|-
|13
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDffEuoQDtM Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8mpA_fSzcc Original])
|2009
|[[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters]] to [[Do Not Dis C Ville]].
|''"Despite his best efforts to detach himself from the reputation that has haunted him for years, the trolls remained relentless, sucking him back into their universe. And now, Christian was locked in a fierce battle with his worst enemy: himself."''
|-
|14
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3-bD2Wyaec Current]
|2009
|[[Chris humps his PS3|Chris humping his PS3]] to [[Liquid Chris]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 3#CChanSonichuCWC's Bonus Video|revealing]] Chris's [[Ian Brandon Anderson|"real" name]].
|''"As Chris remained locked in battle, he came to terms with the possibility that the trolls whom he hated so may well become his saving grace. The extensive documentation of his activities, in his mind, made it clear that there could be only one true Christian Weston Chandler, and whether he wanted it or not, they had become part of his life and would forever stay with him every step of the way."''
|-
|15
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EdNmDVOQow Current]
|2009
|[[C.W.C. - Thank You :)]] to [[LOOK at the truth!]].
|''"With the battle of the Chrises still seemingly raging on, Christian was trying his hardest to take back his life. Which, despite its many flaws, regrets, and troubled past, it was rightfully his and his alone."''
|-
|16
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzh_z6-097g Current]
|2009
|Chris's ''circa'' August 2009 meeting with [[Kim Wilson]] and [[Kacey]] at Applebee's to [[Kacey Call 4]].
|''"Despite his best efforts to shake the trolls off his tail, they refused to let go. And even though he continued to play tricks on them in an attempt to fool them, Christian was no match for the organization, persistence, and cunning of the trolls."''
|-
|17
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBkuKp6OjUo Current]
|2009
|Chris's [[September 2009]] [[Death threats#Vivian Gee|death threat]] to [[Vivian Gee]] to [[Kacey Call 21]].
|''"Little did Chris know, but the encouragements and advice he was getting from his supposed friends was all designed to make him look like a fool. It seemed like there was nowhere he could turn, where he could find help and support, and even if he were to find it, perhaps it would be too late."''
|-
|18
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzlFJxKLBO0 Current]
|2009
|[[Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... Transformers|Final installment]] of [[Chris-chan Discusses...|Chris's interview with Larry Bundy Jr.]] to [[To Clyde Gregg#Another One for Clyde Gregg|Another One for Clyde Gregg]].
|''"With both the trolls and Christian intensifying their efforts to antagonize each other, the trolls became characters in a story, a story in which they were the villains and Chris was the hero. In Chris's mind, the trolls only made his comic book world of heroes vs. evil foes become a reality, a reality he all too readily embraced."''
|-
|19
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1qDg0Vmp2g Current]
|2009
|Chris opening his "[[YouTube#ClydeGreggCashMays (October 2009 – November 2009)|ClydeGreggCashMays]]" account on YouTube to the [[Father Call]].
|None
|-
|20
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r2MM9Aetv0 Current]
|2009
|[[11042009 51 50|Chris's 51 bicep curl video]] to the [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]].
|''"As another sweetheart saga drew to a close, Christian displayed a remarkable bouncing-back of spirits, urging others to make the Sonichu franchise a dignified reality, like he had done for much of his adult life. Which only reassured trolls that his life was a seemingly endless, repeating cycle, and that there was always room for another nemesis and another boyfriend-free girl to come along."''
|-
|21
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXE7QZntZtU Current]
|2009
|[[Prank calls#Failed Prank Call|Failed Prank Call]] to Chris answering [[Mailbag 13]].
|''"Chris seemed to have become revitalized with energy, completing another Sonichu issue and continuing to believe in troll-induced dreams of fame and popularity. But as the dust was settling from the conclusion of Liquid Chris saga, there was someone else rising into Christian's field of vision, challenging his life choices, world views, and what it means to be a Sonichu."''
|-
|22
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V38EZ7I8c-A Current]
|2009-2010
|[[Fanmail Reading|12102009 - Fanmail Reading.MP4]] to [[14 January 2010|01142010.MOV]].
|''"With the rise of Asperchu, Christian began seeing Alec Benson Leary as his arch-nemesis of that time, effectively replacing Liquid Chris and Clyde Cash before him, showing that he had not learned from his mistakes and past actions, and practically guaranteed that he was destined to repeat them."''
|-
|23
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2FB0hHfrk0 Current]
|2010
|[[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N]] to [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]].
|''"As another creator managed to converse about the creative process with Chris, his peculiar attachment to his characters was made crystal clear. CWCville had become more than a hobby, more than an ambitious dream of stardom, even more than a way to live out his fantasies. In Christian's mind at least, it had become a tangible reality, inhabited by living, breathing cartoon characters, for as he had stated before, Chris was truly young at heart."''
|-
|24
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ffLGSfQf8o Current]
|2010
|[[Apologies to Alec and Evan]] to Chris answering [[Mailbag 52]].
|''"Despite Alec's best effort to make Christian aware of Sonichu's damning legal issues, it seemed that everyone except Chris knew that Sonichu could never truly come to fruition. As it was, in essence, an extension of its creator, an amalgam of ideas taken from various pop culture sources, existing in a nonsensical fantasy world, destined to fail."''
|-
|25
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5GgVLk2Tio Current]
|2010
|[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]] to the release of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]].
|''"Christian's hypocrisy, as highlighted many times by Alec, was on full display again, brutally murdering those to whom he had complained about the graphic violence of their own comics. It would seem that Alec's efforts to change his ways were for naught, as the delivered justice as seen by Chris would only create more conflict in his real life and turn more people away from him. For while he was living his fantasy life as a hero, he failed to realize that in the real world, he was letting himself become the villain."''
|-
|26
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX_fOd7pFc4 Current]
|2010
|[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9]] to [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV]].
|''"As it has been shown that he hardly ever learned from his mistakes, it should come as no surprise that Chris would eventually return to YouTube. To broadcast his daily life, to express his love for his sweetheart, to threaten the trolls, to refuel the fire."''
'''Note: This ending monologue is a slightly-reworded copy of the one from Episode 11.'''
|-
|27
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxYfdJxqY_M Current]
|2010
|[[Cleveland Show Voice Rant]] to [[Greene County Conspiracy]].
|''"With his recent outbursts concerning his mistreatment in Greene County, the falsified Sonichu issue, and his stubborn stance against Asperger's Syndrome, it appeared that Chris was desperately trying to cling to his version of reality in order to escape the depressing truth: that he was still a virgin with a desperate desire for a mate. And since he no longer fled into his comics for comfort, he had to learn how to fend for himself, in a world not his own."''
|-
|28
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62Cthb7G-pU Current]
|2010
|[[05142010|Yeardley Love video]] to [[JenkinsJinkies]]' [[User talk:JenkinsJinkies|conversation with Clyde]].
|''"As he distanced himself from YouTube, he began returning to his old tricks of attempting to attract women in public. And even though he claimed to not pay attention to trolls, he would continue coming back, proving that no matter how much his environment or the people around him may change, there was one thing that always stayed the same: Chris."''
|-
|29
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9tkCwNaX-A Current]
|2010
|Chris's [[McIntire Park#Independence Day Sighting|4 July 2010 visit]] to [[McIntire Park]] to [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]].
|''"With Chris's return to YouTube, he felt that he had the upper hand to the trolls, but was in fact unknowingly following their instructions, acting just as they had expected. However, Christian was about to enact a scheme that he believed would surely get the best of his foes, once and for all."''
|-
|30
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjr6JgWWkV0 Current]
|2010
|[[Stardate, August 27, 2010]] to [[Jackie E-mails 16]].
|''"With his relationship with Jackie still holding steady and promising, the introduction of an ex-boyfriend provided a new foe in Chris's life, which encouraged him to release his inner emotions in video form once again, adding more excitement to his internet presence. For while he may not have been aware, the trolls were the screenwriters of his life, inserting love interests and villains as they wished, in order to entertain a very peculiar audience of a man unwittingly starring in his own show."''
|-
|31
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdA9A8h_oYQ Current]
|2010
|[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]] to [[A Public Announcement for Congress]].
|''"As he edged closer to entering the third decade of his life, Christian was seemingly putting in more a creative effort than ever before, showing exactly what motivated him. A chance to lose one of the things he loathed the most, a thing that he felt cursed him but also defined him: his innocence."''
|-
|32
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQwREsoM3oc Current]
|2010
|[[Pregnant Act]] to [[ToJackie]].
|''"Despite how Jackie treated him, to Chris, she was his best chance at fulfilling his desire to lose his virginity and refused to let her go. Though Christian realized that her instructions for his videos were often very demanding and unreasonable, he didn't have much hope for finding someone else, and tried desperately to convince her that she would be the one, in spite of, or perhaps because of, his flaws."''
|-
|33
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE4ETdYm6tg Current]
|2010
|[[Jackie E-mails 20]] to [[100 2357.MOV]].
|''"His most recent correspondences with Jackie made it clear that the troll behind that persona made great effort to make Christian realize that he was to be more responsible of himself if he wanted to change for the better, and that his main source of support, Rocky Shoemaker, only further encouraged his current way of life. No matter how great or small the possible changes he could make, Chris felt great discomfort, and was reluctant to take his life into his own hands."''
|-
|34
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKXtK2SqanQ Current]
|2010 - 2011
|[[Jackie E-mails 23]] to [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012]].
|''"While Chris's coming out as a Tomgirl may have come as a shocking surprise to many observers, the signs were obvious to those who watched him the closest. Many theorized that his curious case of homophobia was due to his own repressed desires, stifled by his conservative household. And for those who wished to delve deep into his past, Chris's future changes in identity should come as no surprise at all."''
|-
|35
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJzngZrtp04 Current]
|2011
|Creation of the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum to [[The Red-Maned Deer]].
|''"With Chris's recent re-emergence back into the internet spotlight, trolls and onlookers felt like they were experiencing a return of old norms: yet another sweetheart saga alongside another ploy to defeat the trolls. But little did anyone know, his colorful online presence would be suddenly cut short by a tragic event that would drastically change Chris's life."''
|-
|36
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOqLWF_iWns Current]
|2011
|[[Kaka Makeup Basics]] to the [[Rocky Shoemaker call]].
|''"With his father's death, for the most part, trolls decided to leave Chris completely alone and not intrude in his affairs, silencing his online world. But his run-ins with the law caused many eyes to turn their gaze back onto him, and whether he was conscious of it or not, Christian would soon show that the internet spotlight was too alluring for him to stay away for good."''
|-
|37
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx2CgXqdxMw Current]
|2012
|Chris's [[January 2012 Facebook Posts|January 2012]] [[Facebook]] posts to the [[28 October 2011|July 2012 settlement]] of the Michael Snyder case.
|''"As his frequent court appearances subsided, Christian showed no sign of stopping to express his hatred against the owner of The GAMe PLACe, or his burning desire to escape his current real-life situation. For him, the social media site Facebook offered an easy way to voice his innermost thoughts to his friends and foes, and continued to do so, because despite what he had been told, he felt that his constant monologuing and reaching out to others offered him an avenue to some of his most sought-after things: love and validation."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBOyq64x8yk Current]
|2012-2013
|''[[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]]'' to Chris's [[September 2013 Facebook Posts|September 2013 Facebook posts]] about Lego minifigs.
|''"Without much interaction from other real-life people, Christian's imagination took over, fueling his unquenchable rage for the people who he saw as his enemies. Even when his friends tried to convince him otherwise, he refused to let go of the idea that he was a widely-persecuted figure, hungry for revenge. So he sought comfort in the things that could not disagree with his thoughts, those that could help him realize his visions of vengeance: the games and toys around him."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zSpn0ZNwqQ Current]
|2013-2014
|[[October 2013 Facebook Posts|October 2013 Facebook posts]] to [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014]].
|''"As he continued to put his trust in his supposed online friends at this troublesome time in his life, they for the most part did their best to help. Christian's relaxed nature led to him revealing more secret truths about himself, and when encouraged, he thought more about who he was and was coming ever closer to solving his inner confusion, and coming to terms with who he felt he truly was."''
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|40
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95_A-_W37qk Current]
|2014
|[[May 2014 Facebook Posts|May 2014 Facebook posts]] to him finishing his first leg of his date with [[Catherine]].
|None
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|41
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55EsycjHeJs Current]
|2014
|Second leg of his date with [[Catherine]] to Chris addressing his reasoning for the [[Medallions#The Mr. Smith Situation|Mr. Smith situation]].
|''"While Christian's efforts at using his own infamy to generate extra income seemed like a wise idea, his execution of it had many faults, which included a failure to keep up with demands, and a pricing plan which reflected his perceived infamous reputation. In his struggles to help his family's financial situation, he was faced with some difficult truths about life, accountability, and responsibility."''
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|42
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=karTjT_4Gbc Current]
|2014
|Start of the [[Sonic Boom Protests]] to the end of the [[Keep Sonic Original]] page.
|''"With the recent change in his idol's appearance, Christian showed just how much he was unwilling to accept seemingly insignificant modifications. This was in part due to his autism, which made it difficult for him to accept changes. In addition, his response was the result of a lifetime of being pampered by his parents, and years of inflated self-importance brought about by the trolls, which led him to falsely believe that he had any power at all to make a difference."''
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|43
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyNfJQbg9o8 Current]
|2014-2015
|[[Sonic Boom Protests#Pickle Joke|Possible reference to Chris's distaste for]] [[pickle]]s in an episode of ''Sonic Boom'' to [[March 2015 Facebook posts#Redundancy|a comment made by him on the official ''My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic'' Facebook page]] in March 2015.
This is the first episode to use feminine pronouns to describe Chris.
|''"Christine's insistence in keeping herself young at heart had resulted in a change in circumstances that she felt were unjust: an adult consequence brought about as a result of a childlike tantrum. With her life now colored once again with more impending court dates, Chris still failed to become an adult, not because she didn't want to grow up, but perhaps, she didn't understand if she still could."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5MdSQG0B_c Current]
|2015
|[[26 December 2014#2 April Hearing|Chris's second hearing]] for the Boxing Day macing to his [[July 2015 Facebook Posts#Endless Horror|"Pink Fresh Lemonade" drawing]].
Debuts a new version of the intro, using feminine pronouns.
|''"As she continued to embrace her new identity, Christine felt more at ease at mingling with seemingly like-minded people, a feeling of belonging she had not felt in a very long time. The gay club was a sanctuary, a relief from both trollsome and legal troubles still prevalent in her life. However, a change in identity did not largely change her personality, and she would continue to engage with life with a predictable attitude. For she still was the same person behind a different name."''
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|45
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-v3Iefr58U Current]
|2015
|[[List of places that have banned Chris#Facebook|Chris's temporary ban from Facebook]] to [[Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!]]
|''"After achieving early success in selling off her customized crafts, Christine further pushed her figurines to be sold for profit, a practice that she originally considered as merely a hobby with minimal desire to make money from it. But the figures now had more than just one purpose: aside from characters contained within her fictional comics, there were also individuals from her personal life, or as she might possibly see it, characters from her life story, characters which she could use to enact her fantasies of vengeance, and triumph. A new reality where she can hide from her troubles. A reality in which she can always win a losing battle."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtELwaQYTK0 Current]
|2015
|[[Donation Options Reviewed.]] to [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers]].
|''"In a dramatic turn of events, it seemed that Christine had returned to her old ways of disputing impostors, troll-created fictitious Sonichu merchandise, and attacking people who she believed were part of a grand conspiracy against her. As new trolls continued to test the waters and see if they could reenact past events, it became clear that as the world continued to spin around, so too with the life of Chris Chan."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07p94FYn1zM Current]
|2015-2016
|[[December 2015 Facebook Posts#A Fun Visual|Chris' 1 December 2015 Facebook post about his bed]] to [[Update, 1/22/2016, and new items for Cwcville Shopping.]]
|''"With the seeming demise of her latest foe, Chris apparently avoided a larger trolling saga. Yet hiding behind the scenes was a mysterious gal-friend, about which nothing was revealed. Once again, Christine was in the midst of a possibly new acquaintanceship with a troll, pretending to be a possible love interest. Unbeknownst to Chris, and also, to the ones who watched her the closest."''
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|48
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INP-_0MDS9U Current]
|2016
|[[CatKnight Interview]] to [[Jeff is Beyond Denounced.]]
|''"As Chris reengaged in a seeming battle with her impostor, Chris found that the extensive documentation of her activities continued to haunt her. And whether she wanted it or not, her past actions, whether they be good or bad, had become a constant part of her life. And like the trolls, would forever stay with her every step of the way."''
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|49
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8h-ja6dftY Current]
|2016
|[[Happy Pokémon Day.]] to [[Please, Donate]].
|''"With the grim reality slowly coming to surround her, Christine had to deal with making the unwanted choice between doing what she needed to do and doing what she wanted to do. A financial crisis restricted her from enjoying a lackadaisical lifestyle. Sooner or later, Chris would have to realize that the carefree life of a child was no longer an option for her."''
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|50
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPDwMta3fRs Current]
|2016
|[[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] to [[Donations Requested, Please]].
|''"As both her mother's health and financial troubles worsened, Christine seemed to struggle with living through troublesome times. Her past success in creating merchandise now seemed to be lost, with the mounting pressure of keeping up with demands becoming too much to bear. From now on, whether she liked it or not, the strangers who looked on, prying into her private life, would become her last hope for survival."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qc3QE-E9Yw Current]
|2016
|[[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 1]] to Chris's Facebook [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|post]] regarding [[Chris and sex#Incest|incest]].
|''"As Christine caused herself a medical emergency, she refused to admit that she was bringing herself in harm's way, overcome with the belief that she could transform her body into a true female form. With the overflow of messages of concern and advice, it appeared that rather than observing her every move out of mockery or amusement, there was an increasing number of people watching to make sure she was safe. For Chris continued to prove, day after day, that she could not live her life comfortably on her own."''
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|52
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os51Bmrr0Kw Current]
|2016
|Chris's [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Get off your ass, Cole!|Facebook announcement]] to [[Cole Smithey]] to [[Feelings of the election results]].
|''"As Christine tried to deal with a reality that was not to her liking, she, like in many situations before, resorted to creating realities which existed only in her imagination. Because the only reality that she had full control over, for the time being at least, was in her mind."''
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|53
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXsr45VigJs Current]
|2016-2017
|[[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously]] to Chris's first interactions with [[DoopieDoOver]].
|''"As Christine stated, she tried her best to forget about the actions of trolls and cyberbullies of the past, and made efforts to form new bonds and possible friendships. However, she had trouble in understanding how she could be perceived by others, and what were the appropriate actions one should make in starting new relationships, which only increased the chance of more misunderstandings and more heartbreaks."''
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|54
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUHnLlqY6SI Current]
|2017
|[[March 2017 tweets#Don't be blinded impulsively|Chris offering words of wisdom]] to [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 05052017]].
|''"With the return of The Classic, Christine tried yet another way to capitalize on her past infamy. However, it proved to yield no financial gain, as the value she believed it had was a product of her perceived worldwide appreciation and fame, thinking she had a loyal fan base of millions. Nevertheless, she would soon venture down another path, another hearkening back to old times, a return to the very thing that placed her in the public spotlight."''
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|55
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZgaHw3y66w Current]
|2017
|[[Live Drawing Streams#05082017|Chris's first ''Sonichu'' Issue #11 livestream]] to [[July 2017 tweets#Doopie knows about Chris|Doopie confirming that she knew about Chris's old antics]].
|''"As Christine continued to interact with DoopieDoOver, she failed to see how she was nothing more than another one of her many supporters, hoping against hope to strengthen their relationship, or perhaps advance it further to the next level. She would soon find out that hope can sometimes be a foolish thing."''
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|56
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hydR9nksHSg Current]
|2017
|[[July 2017 tweets#Chris downplays the macing incident while simping for the Planet Dolan crew|Chris interacting with the Planet Dolan crew]] to [[Night Star#Chris spills the beans|Chris revealing that he was behind the NightStar2891 account]].
|''"BronyCon made Christine feel loved and accepted, due to the nature of the attendees generally maintaining an air of acceptance and kindness, though often it was merely face-value courtesy. Riding high on waves of happiness, Christine would soon be met with dark clouds once again."''
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|57
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXZOVgot6a4 Current]
|2017
|[[August 2017 tweets#Chris's pizza observation|Chris's pizza observation]] to [[Jessica Quinn#Relationship with Kiwi Farms|Jessica Quinn's conversation with Moonman's Son]].
|''"Even though Jessica firmly stood by her stance as a real woman, genuinely interested in a possible relationship with Christine, most people assumed her to be a troll on the count of her sometimes ethically questionable Facebook posts over the years. Whatever the case, Christine believed, once again, that she had found her sweetheart, a girlfriend like she wished, who could right all her wrongs and change her life for the better."''
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|58
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f_aVxYQeHo Current]
|2017
|[[September 2017 Facebook posts#Jessica Quinn .3D Lovely Weather|Chris comparing Jessica Quinn to Lovely Weather]] to [[October 2017 tweets#Quinnspiracy|Chris rationalizing that Quinn wasn't a troll]].
|''"Though heartbroken by her breakup with Jessica Quinn, Christine sought comfort in the possibility, however unlikely, that the nature of their relationship was genuine. This created a feeling of success, a belief that Chris did, in fact, have and lost a true sweetheart, giving her the strength to start again and keep moving forward, producing more merchandise and exploring new stories, new characters, and new ideas."''
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|59
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk-1uVPwrs0 Current]
|2017
|[[Sonichu_12|Creation of Sonichu 12]] to [[Operation_BARBarossa|the Facebook post about Operation BARBarossa]].
|''"With Wise seemingly in control of Chris's thoughts, he established how easily convinced Christine could be of outlandish concepts, if one were to indulge in her adventurous musings in cartoon realities and alternate dimensions. This was merely the beginning of an insidious cycle of trolling, that would cause detrimental effects to her psyche for years to come."''
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|60
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBN4_57TuMY Current]
|2017-2018
| [[November 2017 tweets#The only person with Heterochromia|Chris's tweet about a Heterochromia customization in Sonic Forces]] to [[February 2018 Facebook Posts#Christian Love Day|the Facebook post celebrating his 36th birthday]].
|''"For the time being, it seemed that Christine had regained some semblance of control of her own life and her mind. Her online reputation continued to provide her with additional income in the form of eBay sales and Patreon supporters. However, out of sight of the public eye, individuals with menacing plans were toying with her emotions and beliefs, and were about to push her to her breaking point."''
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|61
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40wYDbcfYEg Current]
|2018
| The growth of the amount of [[Idea Guys]] to [[April 2018 social media posts#Brainwashing from Idea Guys|a string of tweets Chris posted about his fetishes.]]
|''"From the events of these past few days, it became all the more clear that Christine was still under the control of bad actors. No one knew for the time being their true identities, the extent of their torment, or even the lengths they would soon go to use Chris's loosening grip on reality for their own amusement."''
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|62
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHJ0x53ik34 Current]
|2018
| [[Twitch#CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys|Chris streaming on Twitch urging others to buy his eBay items]] to [[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE#Please, HELP US! FORECLOSURE RISK HIGH!|a desperate plea video for monetary donations.]]
|''"In the aftermath of the Idea Guys Saga, Christine was left in a dire financial situation. Desperate to meet obligations, she lashed out at her real-life surroundings, which all too often, were unkind to her. Unlike the interdimensional world she had come to accept, through the Idea Guys. While they no longer actively influenced her, they imprinted onto her a seemingly tangible world where Chris had true control, influence, and love. A magical escape too alluring to let go."''
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|63
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVMhrr5xkMI Current]
|2018
| [[May 2018 social media posts#Chris gets a new phone, wants to sell old phone|A Twitter post of Chris attempting to sell his old phone on eBay]] to [[Nightstar is a very important Special Sonichu|a video in which he states the importance of his ponysona Night Star.]]
|''"With the recent ousting of the Idea Guys came support in the form of Null and the other Guard Dogs, who did what they could to quell the abuse and negative attention that surrounded Christine. What they couldn't restrict, however, were Chris's own actions, which would undoubtedly, like many times before, attract many curious and unkind eyes once more."''
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|64
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa8HBIb1RMs Current]
|2018
| [[TooManyGames#At_the_con|Justin Silverman emailing Chris about his fundraising campaign to get to the convention]] to [[BronyCon_2018|Chris leaving BronyCon 2018.]]
|''"After packing up her things, Christine made her way back to the car and began her trip back home: back to reality, and back to troubles."''
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|65
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVF5KepFaxM Current]
|2018
| [[Waiting for the tow truck]] to [[Barbara Chandler will be making out autographed photos and posters.]]
|''"Christine had begun to embrace her infamy once more, by increasing her merchandise output. However, like with the ideas she sought from her circle of friends and acquaintances, she focused on instant gratification with no foresight of her future outlook, dooming herself to an endless cycle of foregoing needs in favor of wants. Ignoring mistakes of her past that she was bound to relive in the future."''
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|66
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z9WHi2CMlg Current]
|2018
| [[August 2018 social media posts#So where is the Wikipedia Article about me?|A tweet from Chris in which he asks for the whereabouts of his Wikipedia page]] to [[Misc texts#Sorbet deceased|a text message in which Chris states his lost cat Sorbet had died and merged with his counterpart in the sister dimension.]]
|''"As the Chandler household slipped further and further into debt, and the future looked more and more uncertain, Christine tried her hardest to escape the misery of her life by creating the hope for a new one. She hoped all her and others' creations would come alive and live side by side with her. She hoped that if she tried really hard to believe in the Merge, it could indeed come true. She hoped that if people agreed with her, it could let her know that there truly could be a way out from the life she made."''
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|67
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXKgagZawBI Current]
|2018-2019
|Chris explaining the [[Dimensional Merge]] to Chris falling out with [[The Captain]].
|''"From this recent turn of events, it was apparent that meddling in Christine's life, no matter with good intentions or bad, was bound to only bring trouble for all involved. As those who got too close had to deal with the negative fallout, Chris careened on, changing rules for her life to form as many comfortable cushions as possible, to brace herself for whatever inevitable blow may come."''
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|68
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XneFqMrLLNw Current]
|2019
|Chris announcing he will not be attending [[MAGfest]] to Chris begging to be unblocked by the [[TF2 Analysis|Brony Analysts]].
|''"Cracking under the pressure of the people she sought comfort in pushing her away, Christine once more failed to acknowledge that her own actions were largely at fault. For most people, it is difficult to own up to their mistakes, and take the blame and inevitable consequences. For a goddess like Christine, whose reality decreed she could do no wrong, perhaps it was impossible."''
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|69
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sJdb6HBw78 Current]
|2019
|Chris forgives Twitter blockings to Chris being gifted a [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)|Nintendo Switch]]
|''"From recent developments, it seemed that some individuals were very willing to spend their time and money to attempt to help Christine in some way, seeing her as a hapless victim in an unfortunate environment, surrounded by hate. They regrettably did not realize that, not unlike Chris herself, they failed to learn from mistakes of the past and hoped against hope for a well-intended - but doomed to fail - brighter future."''
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|70
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw9OtvE0r6Q Current]
|2019
|From [[Bryanfrogboy]]'s prequel video to [[Sarah and Steve]] defending their enabling on [[Twitter]].
The intro from this episode onward begins featuring increasingly disintegrative "glitches" in the lead-up to Chris's [[Incest Arrest|arrest for incest.]]
|''"As debt further mounted, Christine found comfort in the people that followed her, for she could almost surely depend on someone to financially help her when needed. In her world, helping hands were always within reach. With such a life, there was no need to try to improve or to change."''
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|71
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mRucAOtJZw Current]
|2019
|From [[Pappy Van Poodle Interview]] to Chris begging for money to attend [[Bronycon]].
|''"As BronyCon soon approached, Christine clamored for any hope of recapturing the perceived love and acceptance she felt during the previous convention. For her, it was an escape from a world of bullying, demands, responsibilities, and accountability; to a small part of the world where she would have freedom, and not be judged and ridiculed. She would do all she was willing to in order to achieve that release, if only for a moment."''
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|72
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHyuvFpEXak Current]
|2019
|From [[Misc texts#Thinking of selling bath water|Thinking of selling bath water]] to [[First recorded statement of Magi-Chan Sonichu - August 15, 2019]].
|''"As the prophesized Dimensional Merge continued to elude her in her time of need, ''[Audio glitch]'' -and used by those with ulterior motives, boosting her beliefs so as not to break the bond. After years of being tricked into believing alternate realities, it seemed that there was no one who could break the cycle and bring her back to reality. The stage was set for new players to enter and perform the roles that only Chris wanted to see."''
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|73
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvPvr-D9nZI Current]
|2019
|From [[August 2019 social media posts#Chris and Magi-Chan are luminaries|Chris and Magi-Chan are luminaries]] to [[October 2019 social media posts#Chris orders the Shipfic cards, snaps at customers wanting books|Chris orders the Shipfic cards, snaps at customers wanting books]].
This episode is notable as the only one with a sponsorship, which Geno segues into after reading the Magi-Chan tweet that serves as the opening.
|''"Christine continued to live in her own world of idyllic illusion, though supplanting her famed comics with trading cards, perhaps to hearken back to his younger years of playing trading card games. But now, instead of seeking the thrill of winning matches, she was enacting fantasies of matchmaking and romance with characters of her own design, controlling a game of love over which Chris herself had no control."''
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|74 (Faux)
|[https://youtu.be/pyWoYB0ppLk Current]
|2019-2023
|An April Fool's joke that gives a false good ending to Christory.
|''"Christine's life is one that no one should envy. Born into unideal circumstances, Christopher and his parents struggled to deal with a condition with which they were ill-equipped to deal, but tried to the best of their abilities to live to the fullest. Unfulfilled, yet hopeful, Christian searched for happiness, a place to belong, and himself, only to find bullying, hostile environments, and losing his sense of self. Relying on her misery to carry herself forward, Christine learned to accept her imperfect and hopeless existence, occasionally alleviating her lifelong lows with momentary highlights, by consuming the kinds of media by which he was arguably raised. Somehow, a sudden outsider perspective caused her to rethink her way of living, and found a new hope on the horizon, acknowledging that a girlfriend or any outsider help would not fix her life; but rather, changing her own life from within. In the end, Chris left her endless cycle of mistake and ill-judgment-ridden adversity behind her, and matured, took control, and found love along the way. As the troll Clyde Cash once said: 'Everybody has to grow up, but for some, growing up can take a very long time.'"''
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|74
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG-Tfts0vdI Current]
|2019
|From Chris' GoFundMe for BABSCon to his reply to the troll @CWCEmmanuelle.
|''"After a decade-long cycle of bullying, mistakes, and ill-judgment-ridden adversity, Christine found solace after rejecting the reality that treated her so harshly, greatly aided by individuals seeking some semblance of internet notoriety, driven by the misguided belief that they were contributing to a story of historical note. Chris's life was one that no one should envy nor influence, for if left to her own devices, she may not believe it was possible to escape her consequences in search of a better life."''
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|75
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRXPel8CwYA Current]
|2019-2020
|From Chris and [[Jacob Sockness]] arguing over character ownership to [[The End Games]] blocking Chris on Twitter.
|''"As time went on, Christine's inter-dimensional lore grew and became more convoluted, confusing herself and others by mixing what creating and chronicling characters and events truly meant, trying to hold on to her make-believe idyllic world, despite its tearing at the seams right in front of her. As a possible reaction to her perplexment, Chris sought comfort in others in the real world, who could help her expand the lore of her fantasy and encourage her to keep moving forward, though it appeared to be a Herculean task, since Chris was still Chris."''
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|76
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRXPel8CwYA Current]
|2020
|From [[The End Games]] receiving a threatening letter from Chris to "Sonichu" explaining how [[COVID-19]] was eradicated in dimension C-197.
|''"As COVID-19 brought about a need for social distancing, mass travel restrictions, and closings of establishments, it is conceivable that Christine used the concept of a body switch scenario to further engross herself in an escapist fantasy, one in which she managed to attend the long-awaited BABScon in an alternate timeline. As it has happened before, negative outside influences only encouraged a deeper retreat into fantasy, that Chris was now less likely than ever to let go."''
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|77
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FWVN8nz8C4 Current]
|2020
|From "Sonichu" participating in [[Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight|the Leftovers Tonight stream]] to [[Chris's Last Will and Testament]].
|None
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|78
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3VHaZZr8Uc Current]
|2020
|From [[August 2020 social media posts#A Simple Clarification|"Sonichu" assuring everyone that Chris and Barbara are safe]] to the [[Goochland Library Sermon]].
|None
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|79
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr8BmOqfVNY Current]
|2020
|From "Sonichu" planning to appear on [[The Create Unknown]] podcast to "Sonichu" [[The Place chats (November 2020)#Premonitions and trances|having a premonition]] concerning [[Manchester High School]].
|''"With the Dimensional Merge perpetually approaching, but never arriving, Christine reached out to any conceivable source of media that could reassure her that her reveries would come true, seeking guidance in Randy Stair's history and twisting past events to make them fit into her personal reality. Though as hard as the Watchmen may have tried to keep her grounded, they were powerless to stop her wandering mind from leading her into troubles that they could never imagine."''
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|80
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1wqtfQFIaE Current]
|2020-2021
|From "Sonichu" [[November 2020 social media posts#Happy Thanksgiving|wishing his followers a happy Thanksgiving]] to [[Null]] [[Null DMs#Ignoring Null's advice on Larry Vaughn|DMing Chris telling him not to tweet about a troll's fetish for excrement consumption]].
|''"No matter if their true intentions were for better or worse, Christine would prove time and time again that she would only listen to those who encouraged her beliefs of an idyllic universe, that could right all her wrongs and change her life for the better."''
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|81
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S_nzYpZo-w Current]
|2021
|From "Sonichu" discussing the fallout of the Larry Vaughn saga with the Watchmen to the second Psychic Discord chat with KwaiiSandbag.
|''"No matter if their true intentions were for better or worse, Christine would prove time and time again that she would only listen to those who encouraged her beliefs of an idyllic universe, that could right all her wrongs and change her life for the better."''
'''Note: This ending monologue is a copy of the one from Episode 80.'''
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|82
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzwyCuPCU4s Current]
|2021
|From "Sonichu" sharing his feelings of loneliness with the Watchmen to the [[Affirmations List‎‎]] and [[Lovers Attributes List]].
|''"As more and more people tried to sway her into a different state of thought, Christine started to push against their efforts, convincing herself that her perceived sense of divinity was being challenged and tested. After many years of indulging in fanciful lies, she now seemed incapable of accepting an inconvenient truth."''
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|83
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk0k8xlxL_Y Current]
|2021
|From Chris finding masturbation tiring to discounted meditation stones on Praetor's Etsy shop.
|''"In her seemingly ever-uncertain life, Christine reflected on her past and present in an effort to find her future, utilizing any and all spiritual and New Age means she could find. While believing herself a guide and a source of wisdom, she was but a blind follower, accepting any outcome given, allowing her thoughts be altered by players working from the very same playbook that others used so many years before."''
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|84
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZTgU69ZJfc Current]
|2021
|From Chris sharing his first of daily Tarot card reading on Twitter, to sharing two new photos of Barb's haircut.
|''"From the outset, Christine's life seemed to have taken a positive turn. With Null's help, she and her followers saw just how much of an active fan base Chris still had, and just how many were willing to help her reach her life goals, with some, perhaps quietly, expecting trouble to follow her in her new adventures. However, no one could have predicted how her life would soon be dramatically altered, forever."''
|-
|85
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXHMhjZ-kEk Current]
|2021
|From Chris continuing to complete commissions for his fundraiser to get him to the Everfree Northwest convention, to the troll Bella getting discovered.
This episode lacks the normal intro altogether, with the opening disclaimers and titles over a black screen while a buzzing noise plays that increases in volume, until the screen turns white.
|''"As for Christine, she remained in jail, seemingly under the belief that her actions would bring no long-term repercussions, and that her confinement was a result of a momentous misunderstanding. Whatever historic event she thought would come about during the Dimension Merge was seemingly taking place, a perverted expression of affection brought about by the burning of sexual frustration. This turn of events propelled her to a level of attention never before experienced, further adding to her sense of importance and self-grandiosity. Much of Chris's belief that her life in particular was one of great significance, no doubt was an effort 15 years in the making, as online observers continually followed and notated his activities in the most excruciating detail possible, striving to complete a complete record of this particular person's life, turning, in the grand scheme of things, an insignificant and ill-functioning individual into an icon of significance. All compelled to contribute in the name of Christory, an unexplainable desire to document Chris Chan and study study the minutia of her life. Some Christorians are compelled to spread the word, believing it is a life story meant to be heard. A lesson in all that can go wrong in a life, the practice of which only leads more and more people to discover her and embrace Christory, adding to the ever-increasing record of her infamous life. Some not only seek her out, but also inject themselves into Christory, as a means to attain a semblance of notoriety, or to help a pitiful soul who, more often than not, would reject thoughtful well-meaning efforts in favor of accepting words of false praise from the apparent masses. With an international ever-present following like hers, it is not hard to understand that Christine would feel she was of great importance to the world. At this point in her life, no matter how hard Christine Weston Chandler's body would get beaten, there was no overthrowing the mind of Christine, the goddess."''
|}

==See also==
*[[Geno Samuel]]

{{References}}
{{Notes}}

==External links==
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHwMkmOmNeJr-M8SR6lzuwIgfFZHnTau1 Playlist of old version]
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm Playlist of current version]
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-1XyJSh9umIGMBHqFIOq-MJxVPOLfG50 Playlist of a mixture of old and current]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_3pplzbKMZsP5zBH_6SVJQ/featured?disable_polymer=1 Geno's backup channel]
*[https://www.youtube.com/user/GenoSamuel1994Part2 Geno's main channel]

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PewDiePie

2026-05-29T23:25:36Z

Master: /* Other mentions by Chris */

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| title = PewDiePie
| image = [[Image:Pewdiepie.jpg|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = PewDiePie
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = 24 October 1989 (age {{Age|1989|10|24}})
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = [[MALE]]
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = Swedish
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
|header7 = YouTube
|data7 = [https://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie PewDiePie]
}}

'''Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg''', aka '''PewDiePie''' (born 24 October 1989), is a well-known Swedish YouTuber, gamer, and social media influencer known for his let's play commentaries and vlogs. He started his channel in [[2010]] and has over 100 million subscribers, and was the most subscribed YouTube channel for over 5 years before being overtaken by Indian record label T-Series on 14 [[April 2019]] (which itself has been overtaken by YouTuber MrBeast), and has over 20 billion views on his videos. Among his viewers is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]].

==First mention and weening==
Chris first mentioned PewDiePie in his [[January 2016]] video, [[Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever]], where he tells viewers that he is not, in fact, PewDiePie. This was triggered by [[ween]]s spamming him with emails addressed to the latter. This happened again in [[June 2019]], resulting in [[Pewdiepie_Does_Not_Live_Here;_He_Lives_In_Sweden|another similar video]]. The way Chris responded to the situation was akin to his reaction in the [[Liquid Chris]] saga when people referred to him as Ian Brandon Anderson.

Interestingly enough, Chris had no idea who PewDiePie was when the weening started, and had to research him online. He also has trouble pronouncing PewDiePie's last name, saying "Kuh-zhellberg", "Kilj-berg", and "Kill-berg", instead of the correct pronunciation, which can be approximated in English as "Shell-berg".

==Envy==
On 13 [[October 2017]], Chris posted on his [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Facebook Facebook], in a "feeling emotional" status, complaining about how jealous he was that PewDiePie got to meet his online girlfriend (and now spouse as of August 8th 2019), fellow YouTuber Marzia Bisognin, in person, still thinking that [[Jessica Quinn]] was a true and honest sweetheart.<ref>https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1546515902109550</ref>

{{quotebox|Ugh! Now I’m jealous of @pewdiepie. He met his Sweerheart Through Facebook, talked a long while, and then met up. Unlike My Sweetie’s feelings about My Fan Base, His Sweetie was Not Intimated by His Fan Base! Ugh!!!<ref>[[October 2017 Facebook posts#Jealous of Pewdiepie]]</ref>}}

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==PewDiePie mentions Chris==
On 9 [[November 2017]], PewDiePie released a video talking about ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' fans that take things way too far. The second half of the video (7:27 onwards) is dedicated to Chris.

{{Infobox/video
| name = STOP RUINING SONIC
| video = {{#ev:youtube|YulJWy1Wq7Y}}
| stardate = 9 [[November 2017]]
| maker = PewDiePie
}}

===Transcript===
[''He mentions Chris at 7:27'']

Have you guys heard of Chris-chan? I don- Maybe it's better if people don't. A lot of people already are familiar, but... There's this lovely man. [''picture of Chris pops up''] Look at him, he's beautiful! And he's a huge fan of Sonic, which you can tell by his... [''zooms in on Sonichu medallion''] Stunningly, beautiful, uhhh... necklace. And h-h-h-he dresses like uhhh, a jock. He looks a bit- You know what he looks a bit like? Trey Parker. The creator of South Park, yeah.

He created this... wonderful, webcomic called Sonic the Hedgehog VS Sonickchu. [''sic''] Sonichu. Which is a mix of Pikachu and... Sonic. [''zooms in on title of comic cover''] "The World's Most Way Past Cool Comic!" Chris-chan made this. And he just had one thing to ask in return. Just one thing, just one thing.

[''plays [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]'']

[''Chris''] Hello. My name is, uhhh... Christian Weston Chandler. Age 22, at this time. I will be 23 on February 24, 2005. Anyway, for, uh, over a year now I've, uh, being trying to attract an 18 to 22-year-old boyfriend-free girl, 18 to 21 before February 24, 2004, which is this year. Anyhoo, been trying for over a year to attract a girl.

[''PewDiePie''] He just wants a girlfriend! Is that too much to ask? Here's his... Here's his demands.

[''[[Attraction sign]] is shown'']

"18-24 years old." Okay, fine. "Boyfriend-free." Seems reasonable. Uhhh... "White." Alright, uhhh... "Within 20 miles of zip code." And he... posted his zip code. Okay, that's cool. "Under 230 pounds." [''laughs''] "Caring, pretty, cute." Ehhh... "Hopefully a virgin."

[''Another attraction sign is shown'']

He posted this in his school. With a little Sonichu, thing, and uh, you just have to follow the line to... get there.

Chris-chan has clearly made the best... [''sigh''] The best cartoon of all time. "Sonickchu." [''sic''] And it seems only fair, that at least he can get a girlfriend.

[''Cover of first comic is shown''] "Go Sonichu! Go out and zap to the extreme!" See, he integrates himself into comics. Which, is something... very... uhhh... very revolutionary, for its time of course. This was done a couple years ago.

[Sonichu on first cover is shown] "I will! Thank you, Father!"

Wait, ehhh... It's his child? Sonichu's his child? I don't know how that works. Maybe he sees him as a father figure. Because Pokemon, you just catch them. But then he doesn't have a girlfriend... There's a lot of missing pieces to this puzzle. Uhhh... People started noticing... some slightly... homosexual references in the Son- [''laughs'']

[''Image of [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]]''] It's horrible. I shouldn't be laughing but the- Th-They started picking on some, ehhh... some things here and there. And they started bullying Chris-chan. For, uhhh... being a homosexual. Chris-chan responded with ehhh...

[''Image of [[CWCRockin4Way]]''] "If I was a homosexual or anything like that, would I not be having sex with THREE WOMEN?"

And he attached a photo... of himself. Which is gonna be blurred, but he's wearing the medallion, so you know it's him.

"I AM STRAIGHT, DAMN IT! I WILL NOT BE VEERED INTO ANY OTHER DISGUSTINGLY GROTESQUE DIRECTION!!!!!" "I'm STRAIGHT! I'm STRAIGHT! YOU'RE the homos! EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!"

[''Image of [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]''] Now, this isn't straight. I don't know what straight is. Ain't nothin' more straight than thumbing up, while you pump it up! Am I right?

[''Image of [[Tomgirl]] Chris''] So this is Chris-chan now, just to keep it clear on the topic. "I am a Male Lesbian Intersex Transgender. You can Google "Lesbian Identified Male" for more info on the subject." "I am most sincerely into Women, and I am Female in my soul."

And he even posted this.

[''Image of RainbowChris.jpg''] "YES! MY LOVE QUEST IS FINALLY OVER!" Heart at a 100%. With, ehhh, LGBT color in the back. Lovely.

[''end of Chris segment'']

==THE LEGEND OF CHRIS CHAN video==
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On 12 [[November 2017]], PewDiePie published a video dedicated entirely to Chris, briefly going over various sagas in his life.

Chris presumably saw the video and tweeted a few hours later:<ref>[[November 2017 tweets#Reaching out to PewDiePie]]</ref>

{{quotebox|.@pewdiepie DM me.}}

Two minutes later, Chris replied to a PewDiePie tweet.
{{quotebox|Felix.}}

So far PewDiePie has not responded to Chris.

On 12 [[April 2019]], Chris tweeted: {{quotebox|Oohh-kay. Just watched @pewdiepie’s video about me, uploaded a year ago. ... He accentuated the Negatives; many triggers came up from being reminded of those “Sagas”; he called me not amongst the greatest of people. Do I feel offended, yes. Does he deserve losing his channel, No.}}

{{Infobox/video
| name = THE LEGEND OF CHRIS CHAN
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Jo352gAt4ic}}
| stardate = 12 [[November 2017]]
| maker = PewDiePie
| subject = }}

===Transcript===
[''The first minute and 4 seconds is an advertisement'']

Chris Chan. Christian. Weston. Chandler. I been wanting to make a video on him for quite a while. He has so much presence online. Past 7 or 8, 9 years, uh, so much has happened with him and, eh, you look at him and you may not know who he is and he might seem like a nice charming... [''cut''] This man has been through a lot. And eh he serves as a great example, I think, of how not to act online. Which is ironic for me to say. There's even so many things happening with, ehh, Chris Chan online that people generally agreed upon splitting it up into different [[saga|sagas]]. [https://sonichu.com/w/images/0/0d/Timeline.png There's a timeline of sagas] dating back since 2005 and it's just... it's still pretty overwhelming. I've talked to other people about Chris Chan before and usually the reaction I get is like "Oh I heard of him, but that's not what I heard." There's just so many things happened. And part of me think I probably shouldn't make a video on it because it's [''cut''] it's pretty- it's a pretty dark story. I think it's almost like an important piece of history- of the internet. Mr Christian Chandler.

Now the first thing you need to know about him is that he created [[Sonichu]]  (mispronounced throughout the video as "sonic-chu"), which is of course, the mixture of [[Sonic]] and [[Pikachu]]. This was a webcomic that he posted online, on his own website. (laughing) [[Things_Chris_has_ripped_off#Main_influences|Despite Sonichu being a complete ripoff from Sega and Nintendo's Pikachu and Sonic.]], he seemed very keen to mark out that [[Chris_and_copyright|it's copyrighted material]]. He also incorporated himself into the comic book uhh where he is the father... of Sonichu. It features pretty shallow characters, but also an ungodly amount of text. And some stuff that is just outright [long pause] twisted. Now [[4-cent_garbage.com|people]] discovered this webcomic and got very fascinated. Who was the creator behind it? Why would anyone make this?

====The Beginning of Chris Chan====

They figured out his name Christian Weston Chandler in response, he made [[Christian_Weston_Chandler's_FUTURE_MESSAGE|this video]]. (It's worth noting that this video was released BEFORE his discovery)

'''Chris:''' Ahem... hello, ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, and dudes of all teenagers, as well as the, uh, gals. My name is Christian Chandler; I am here, and y'all are there.

'''PewDiePie:''' That's true. He's not wrong with that (laughs). 2007, the year an angel was born.

'''Chris:''' This message is for everyone of the present and the future, beyond this date: February 24th, 2007th. My birthday. My 25th birthday.

'''PewDiePie:''' [''laughing''] My 25th birthday. In this video he touches upon a lot of things, ah, he describes how girls can easier... eh... interact with boys by studying Transformer figurines.

'''Chris:''' ...like, uh, you would tr- like you would learn how... a man... works.

'''PewDiePie:''' He also touches upon binaries. How they are absolute and how uh girls should like boys and boys should like girls and nothing else.

'''Chris:''' ...and hopefully in due time or now, each and every one of you will stay straight. You know, girl for boy, boy for girl? Everything else is vice, as said by Doctor Kinsey.

'''PewDiePie:''' Now another thing you need to know about Chris Chan is the he's an absolute... [[14_Branchland_Court|insane hoarder]]. He- there is just stuff everywhere. [[Tour_of_Chris's_House_II|From his own house tour]]. Going all the way up to the ceiling. [[Destruction_Of_Chris's_House|There was even a fire at one point]]. Uh. Because of all the hoarding. It's... tends to be a problem.

[''News cast about the fire plays'']

[''Presenter''] -morning. It started at about 3 o'clock this morning at a home on Branchland Court, that's in the southern part of the county. We're told the fire started in a first floor bathroom, but got quickly out of control, and eventually shot through the roof. [[Chandler_Cats#Scamper|Everybody]] inside was able to get out safely, but one firefighter suffered minor injuries. [[Christian_Weston_Chandler|The cause of the fire]] is still under investigation.

'''PewDiePie:''' Hoarding! Hoarding. That's what started it.

====Encyclopedia Dramatica Saga====

Now. Chris Chan whin [''sic''] his newfound fame started noticing that [[Trolls|he was getting a bit of hate online]]. People were, uh, uh, ridiculing him. People were makin' fun of him. People were trying to antagonize him purposely. [''Smash cut to Chris'']

'''Chris:''' [[White_knight|All Sonichu fans who do not hate me]]; Christian Weston Chandler. For I have an important message for y'all. If y'all would actually like me to bring up new stuff for Sonichu and conclude the stories you can do so by taking- havin that Encyclopedia Dramatica page taken down so that I can feel more comfortable in drawing and coloring the comics that y'all have grown to love.

'''PewDiePie:''' Basically Encyclopedia Dramatica posted a bunch about him and he single-handedly tried eh to take it down himself. So, to combat the Encyclopedia Dramatica page he initiated what he called an "information overload" where he added ''more'' information about himself some really disturbing and embarrassing things. He even posted [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|pictures]] of him fiddling [[Megan|one of his fellow friends]]. Now it goes without saying that this kind of uh response doesn't really help the situation and it certainly didn't help Chris Chan and the trolls just sort of became more elaborate and more vicious from now on. Now Chris Chan had revealed in uh MANY instances that he is on a [[Love_Quest|love quest]]. He's looking for a girlfriend.

'''Chris:''' Anyway for uh over a year now, I've uh been trying to attract an 18-22 year old [[CWC-isms|boyfriend-free girl]]. [''cut''] [''Singing''] -but you should know that I am a (unintelligable).

'''PewDiePie:''' Okaay, alright, okay okay his requirements were simple: 18-24 years old, boyfriend free, [[Chris_and_race|white]].

====The Blanca Saga====

So, knowing that Chris was on a love quest, a couple of trolls went together under the alias of [[Blanca_Weiss|Blanca Weiss]] and pretended to romance Chris in an attempt to get his most precious item... arguably the most precious item in the whole universe. Chris [[Medallions#Mark_1_.28and_decoy.29|Sonichu Necklace]] which he would wear at air- all the time, at every single time, every single day, sleep with it. Now this is the part where it gets dark. It gets almost vicious. There's something twistedly funny about it at the same time. So they managed to get Chris to send in his medallion.

<nowiki>[</nowiki>''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzlUoAOpiak Autistic] plays, with music playing over it.'']

And many other fake girlfriend appeared after so there was Julia Sage (possibly misread "[[Julie_Saga|Julie Saga]]"), which there's even a [[For_Julie's_Eyes_Only|video]] of Chris having... ngg... fun? with an inflatable sex toy. While yelling Julie's name.

====The Julie Saga====

[''Censored version of [[For_Julie's_Eyes_Only|For Julies Eyes Only.MP4]] plays'']

[''pained sigh''] From here it's just like. [''pulls faces at the camera, followed by a few more seconds of For Julies Eyes Only.MP4'']

But Julie revealed herself, ah, to be a thirteen year old boy.

'''Julie:''' Um Chris?

'''Chris:''' Julie?

'''Julie:''' There's somthin' I been tryin' to tell you for a while.

'''Chris:''' Yes?

'''Julie:''' Well, I'm gonna be there tomorrow, and I think it's safe to say that now I can tell you this. With my heartfelt love.

'''Chris:''' Alright, uh, yes, uh, go ahead and tell me now.

'''Julie:''' Do you really wanna know?

'''Chris:''' You love me, don't you?

'''Julie:''' I do, but there's something else I need to say. I just don't... I just don't know how to do this. I don't know how to tell you this.

'''Julie:''' This whole time, Chris...you've been... having sex with a 13-year-old boy, you sick fuck!

'''Chris:''' What?

'''BlueSpike:''' Yeah. I'm a 13-year-old boy, Chris, and you've been having sex with me this entire time. I'm gonna give all your fuckin' data to Chris Hansen, you fuckin' [[pedofork]], so you better get the fuck out now—

'''Chris:''' [''sigh'']

'''BlueSpike:''' —before I report you to the fuckin' feds.

'''PewDiePie:''' It's ah- It's pretty twisted. This kid is [a] straight up sociopath. What in the world?

====The Ivy Saga====

There's other fake girlfriends appearing, Ivy's s-saga as well.

'''Chris:''' Hi Ivyyy. I love you. Mmm, I can't stop thinking about you.

[''video continues playing'']

'''PewDiePie:''' "Listen everyone. This girl is my new girlfriend you all best be nice to her, or I will seriously cease effort on the comic series."

[''Different video starts, this time [[CWC_Music_Video_Holding_Out_For_a_Hero|Chris is playing Holding Out For A Hero on Guitar Hero'']]]

'''PewDiePie:''' "I dedicate this music video to Ivy. Also in addition to if anyone messes up this relationship, if anyone messes up Ivy period, I swear to God and Jesus that I will cease drawing my comics." Even, eh, included Ivy in his... f-Sonichu series. Taking off his [[The_Classic|famous sweater]] in the sunset.

[''Another video plays, Chris is holding a sex doll'']

'''Chris:''' Ivy. I'm sorry I made some- sorry I made mistake so (unintelligible)

====The New Chris Chan====

'''PewDiePie:''' Now there's many many many more stories about really, uh, interesting trolls trolling Chris Chan, but [[Bob|his father]] passed away and he came back on Facebook, saying "I am a lesbian identified man and a cross-dressing tranny. My mother is still old fashioned and putting me down on how other people would perceive me in a short skirt, getting away discreetly in [a] short skirt recently, I received multiple compliments from the women, I wish she would ease up on me and let me have my freedom to flirt the skirt."

[''Another video'']

'''Chris:''' Hello people of the internet. Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again.

'''PewDiePie:''' Chris and [[Barb|his mother]] started to [[Financhu_Crisis|suffer, financially]] and he made this video.

'''Chris:''' [''groans''] Our mortgage company's biting our butts once again. Hopefully we'll be able to scrounge up enough- scrounge up the money locally, but we sure could use a lot more help.

'''PewDiePie:''' Asking people for donations, which seem to come in... pretty frequently. He had quite the cult following, selling his ''very'' famous [[Sonic Totem]] that- which was featured in the background of some of his videos and it was sold for 1500 US dollars. Someone actually bought it. Someone discovered that right after it was sold, he bought a 400 dollar, 14 karat gold necklace. The e-begging sort of became more often and he uh even sold his priceless, priceless striped shirt. From now on, there's not really that much more info. The story sort of continues and, eh, I think it- it serves as a really great example of a cautionary tale.

The internet is not always a warm, cuddly place.

And people generally like to pick on the- on the weak. I don't think Chris is uh necessarily... the greatest person in the world either.

'''Chris:''' Good Morning.

'''PewDiePie:''' That's it for now. Thank you for letting me tell you about Chris-chan. If there's anything I missed, I definitely did because there's so much, but you can [[Main_Page|just look it up yourself]].

[''PewDiePie does his outro'']

==Other mentions by Chris==
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Chris has also mentioned or addressed PewDiePie several other times, all of which are thought to have gone unheard or ignored.

On 7 [[October 2018]], [[Down with tyranny; rally in Hawaii#Description|in the description of his YouTube video]], Chris requested PewDiePie to bring attention to an anti-[[Trump]] rally.<ref>[[Down with tyranny; rally in Hawaii]]</ref>

On 28 [[March 2019]], Chris made a post on [[Twitter]] encouraging everyone to subscribe to PewDiePie so he could remain the most-subscribed channel.<ref>[[March 2019 social media posts#Subscribe to Pewdiepie]]</ref>

On 8 [[September 2020]], Chris (while roleplaying as Sonichu) mentioned in [[The Place]] that he hasn't gotten sent mail addressed to PewDiePie in months, and acknowledged that PewDiePie lived in the United Kingdom, not Sweden.<ref>[[The Place chats (September 2020)#Discussing Merch Distribution, The Loud House, and a Chris-Chan Dating Sim]]</ref>

On 14 [[February 2021]], Chris posted a picture of himself holding a G FUEL can with PewDiePie on it.<ref>[[February 2021 social media posts#Happy Valentines Day and PewDiePie]]</ref>

On 16 [[May 2021]], Chris gave a shout-out to PewDiePie on [[Twitter]], due to Chris liking his G FUEL flavor.<ref>[[May 2021 social media posts#GFuel stuff]]</ref>

In a livestream on 30 [[June 2024]], Chris mentioned seeing PewDiePie play [[Minecraft]] "a day or two ago," and said that the tree house he built is "fun" and "cool."<ref>[[Christ Chan Live Stream: OG Cwcville (Cwcville)-60 Minecraft]]</ref>

In a [[YouTube]] video published on 24 [[September 2024]], after singing a Swedish song, Chris held up a PewDiePie G FUEL can, proceeding to give a shout-out to "good old Felix," also adding that he "appreciates" him.<ref>[[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan#Din Låt]]</ref>

In a livestream on 14 [[March 2025]], Chris mentions PewDiePie and [[Random-access humor|mentions]] {{w|Pontoffel Pock, Where Are You?}}, saying "That would be a fun conversation between me and PewDiePie." Just a few minutes later, he mentions PewDiePie again, saying "By the way, that was a fun video on HotDiggedy- HotDiggedyDemon's channel, when he had PewDiePie on there."

On 29 [[May 2026]], after hearing that PewDiePie is no longer doing family vlog videos. Chris made a post on [[X]] saying he thinks it was a good choice.<ref>[[May 2026 social media posts#PewDiePie stops doing family vlogs]]</ref>

==References==
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Template:ListOfVideos/Jan-Jun2026

2026-05-29T23:20:31Z

Master:

==January 2026==
*'''[[DC SAV Outtake Movie Plus Subtitles]]''' ''1 [[January 2026]]'' (4:38) Subtitles version of the edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Decepticlone S.A.V. (Scoundrel As Vessel)''.

*'''[[DC SAV Outtake Movie]]''' ''1 [[January 2026]]'' (4:38) Edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Decepticlone S.A.V. (Scoundrel As Vessel)''.

*'''[[Can You Merge?]]''' ''2 [[January 2026]]'' (0:23) {{Comedy}} Edited clip from the ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Armoraxe'' ending skit.

*'''[[Crackder First Outtake Movie Plus Subtitles]]''' ''3 [[January 2026]]'' (3:41) Subtitles version of the edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Crackder the First''.

*'''[[Crackder First Outtake Movie]]''' ''3 [[January 2026]]'' (3:41) Edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Crackder the First''.

*'''[[Transformers Legacy United Merged Movie Son-Chu Trailer]]''' ''3 [[January 2026]]'' (2:02) Tailer for his upcoming "full-movie" compilation he's releasing in 2 days.

*'''[[DC Punislav Outtake Movie Plus GE Defense Part 1 Subtitled]]''' ''5 [[January 2026]]'' (7:55) Subtitles version of the edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Decepticlone Punislav... yay''. And the ''GE Defense Part 1'' original scene that will be in ''Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, Subtitled, aka Cwclight Review Movies''.

*'''[[DC Punislav Outtake Movie Plus GE Defense Part 1]]''' ''5 [[January 2026]]'' (7:56) Edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Decepticlone Punislav... yay''. And the ''GE Defense Part 1'' original scene that will be in ''Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies''.

*'''[[Jesus Christ Chan - Introducing TLUM Movie]]''' ''5 [[January 2026]]'' (20:00) {{Reason}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Revelations}} {{Flutter}} {{theclassic4.0}} {{Live}} Pre-compilation livestream.

*'''[[Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, Subtitled, aka Cwclight Review Movies]]''' ''5 [[January 2026]]'' (2:02:18) Compilation video of the subtitles version skit edits of his ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews'' videos.

*'''[[Jesus Christ Chan - Post TLUM Movie Premiere Q&A]]''' ''5 [[January 2026]]'' (44:17) {{Reason}} {{Smug}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} {{Live}} Chris hosts a livestream where he answers questions and receives donations.

*'''[[Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies]]''' ''5 [[January 2026]]'' (2:02:35) Compilation video of the non-subtitles version skit edits of his ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews'' videos.

*'''[[Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies#Reupload|Transformers Legacy United Merged Movie Son-Chu Trailer]]''' ''5 [[January 2026]]'' (2:03) Reupload of the trailer without the borders.

*'''[[Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies#Credits videos|TLUM Movie Credits Videos]]''' ''5 [[January 2026]]'' (11:55) Standalone credits videos of the compilation videos.

*'''[[Cwclight Reviews Movies (Pre-Updated Version)]]''' ''5 [[January 2026]]'' (1:32:37) Compilation video of the unedited skits from his ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews'' videos.

*'''[[Excelina Outtake Movie 2 Updated Plus Subtitles]]''' ''6 [[January 2026]]'' (1:56) Subtitles version of the edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Combiner Mode Excelina''.

*'''[[Excelina Outtake Movie 2 Updated]]''' ''6 [[January 2026]]'' (1:56) Edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Combiner Mode Excelina''.

*'''[[GE Defense Part 2 Plus Subtitles]]''' ''7 [[January 2026]]'' (9:01) Standalone clip from the GE Defense Part 2 portion of ''Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, Subtitled, aka Cwclight Review Movies''.

*'''[[GE Defense Part 2]]''' ''7 [[January 2026]]'' (9:01) Standalone clip from the GE Defense Part 2 portion of ''Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies''.

*'''[[Chris Chan Prime Outtake Movie 2 Updated]]''' ''8 [[January 2026]]'' (4:21) Edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Combiner Mode Chris-Chan Prime''.

*'''[[Chris Chan Prime Outtake Movie 2 Updated Plus Subtitles]]''' ''8 [[January 2026]]'' (4:21) Subtitles version of the edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Combiner Mode Chris-Chan Prime''.

*'''[[GE Defense Part 3 Plus Subtitles]]''' ''9 [[January 2026]]'' (11:33) Standalone clip from the GE Defense Part 3 portion of ''Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, Subtitled, aka Cwclight Review Movies''.

*'''[[GE Defense Part 3]]''' ''9 [[January 2026]]'' (11:33) Standalone clip from the GE Defense Part 3 portion of ''Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies''.

*'''[[Punislavs the First Drinking Tea]]''' ''9 [[January 2026]]'' (0:28) {{Crazy}} An edit of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Decepticlone Punislav... yay'' ending skit.

*'''[[Flame Toys Shattered Prime, well, literally shattered]]''' ''9 [[January 2026]]'' (0:09) {{Tragedy}} Chris broke his toy and asks for a quality check and re-release of Furai Model Transformers.

*'''[[Transformers Legacy United Merged General Electric Defense - Behind The Scenes]]''' ''9 [[January 2026]]'' (29:35) {{Reason}} Chris records a behind the scenes video of his ''Transformers Legacy United Merged General Electric Defense'' movies.

*'''[[Transformers Legacy United Merged General Electric Defense Movie Plus Subtitles]]''' ''10 [[January 2026]]'' (22:35) Subtitles version of a compilation of Chris's ''Transformers Legacy United Merged General Electric Defense'' movies.

*'''[[Transformers Legacy United Merged General Electric Defense Movie]]''' ''10 [[January 2026]]'' (22:37) A compilation of Chris's ''Transformers Legacy United Merged General Electric Defense'' movies.

*'''[[Punicrackder V Outtake Movie Updated]]''' ''12 [[January 2026]]'' (14:24) Edit of the ending skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Punicrackder-V plus Music Video''.

*'''[[Punicrackder V Outtake Movie Updated Plus Subtitles]]''' ''12 [[January 2026]]'' (14:07) Subtitles version of the edit of the ending skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Punicrackder-V plus Music Video''.

*'''[[Transformers Legacy United Merged General Electric Defense#Fixed Version|DC Punislav Outtake Movie Plus GE Defense Part 1]]''' ''12 [[January 2026]]'' (7:56) Fixed version of ''DC Punislav Outtake Movie Plus GE Defense Part 1''.

*'''[[Transformers Legacy United Merged General Electric Defense#Fixed Version 2|Transformers Legacy United Merged General Electric Defense Movie]]''' ''12 [[January 2026]]'' (22:35) Fixed version of ''Transformers Legacy United Merged General Electric Defense Movie''.

*'''[[Focus Outtake Movie Plus Subtitles]]''' ''13 [[January 2026]]'' (5:40) Subtitles version of the edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - (Renegade) Focus''.

*'''[[Focus Outtake Movie]]''' ''13 [[January 2026]]'' (5:40) Edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - (Renegade) Focus''.

*'''[[Tork Outtake Movie Updated Plus Son Chu V Mikoto Plus Subtitles]]''' ''14 [[January 2026]]'' (5:33) Subtitles version of the edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Tork''. And the original Son Chu Vs Mikoto scene from ''Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, Subtitled, aka Cwclight Review Movies''.

*'''[[Tork Outtake Movie Updated Plus Son Chu V Mikoto]]''' ''14 [[January 2026]]'' (5:33) Edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Tork''. And the original Son Chu Vs Mikoto scene from ''Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies''.

*'''[[Son Chu Vs Mikoto Plus Subtitles]]''' ''14 [[January 2026]]'' (2:59) Original unedited clip from the Son Chu Vs Mikoto portion of ''Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, Subtitled, aka Cwclight Review Movies''.

*'''[[Son Chu Vs Mikoto]]''' ''14 [[January 2026]]'' (2:59) Original unedited clip from the Son Chu Vs Mikoto portion of ''Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies''.

*'''[[Stallion Outtake Movie Plus Subtitles]]''' ''15 [[January 2026]]'' (0:51) Subtitles version of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Stallion''.

*'''[[Stallion Outtake Movie]]''' ''15 [[January 2026]]'' (0:51) The skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Stallion''.

*'''[[Comm adore https://youtu.be/SANRCUj9Ncg?si=mCBPcSVVFXfIeHfW]]''' ''15 [[January 2026]]'' (0:21) {{Reason}} {{Video games}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris announces ''we'' are recording something special.

*'''[[loona from helluva boss btw|loona from helluva boss btw #chrischan #sonichu #cwcki #viral]]''' ''15 [[January 2026]]'' (0:11) {{Reason}} {{Television}} Chris is approached by an employee while shopping at Spencer's.

*'''[[Sparky Outtake Movie Updated Plus Subtitles]]''' ''16 [[January 2026]]'' (1:14) Subtitles version of the edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Sparky''.

*'''[[Sparky Outtake Movie Updated]]''' ''16 [[January 2026]]'' (1:14) Edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Sparky''.

*'''[[Clyde Outtake Movie Plus Outro]]''' ''17 [[January 2026]]'' (4:56) Edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Autobot Soldier Clyde''.

*'''[[Clyde Outtake Movie Plus Outro and Subtitles]]''' ''17 [[January 2026]]'' (4:56) Subtitles version of the edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Autobot Soldier Clyde''.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 0 Plus Announcement]]''' ''19 [[January 2026]]'' (26:58) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris makes announcements and reads Act 0 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 1]]''' ''22 [[January 2026]]'' (44:04) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 1 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Liquidchu's Confession]]''' ''22 [[January 2026]]'' (2:35) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris rereads an excerpt from Act 1 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[New High score|New High score #tetris]]''' ''24 [[January 2026]]'' (0:27) {{Video games}} Chris records his new high score on a Tetris arcade machine.

*'''[[Commodore 64 Ultimate Review Part 1 - Unboxing]]''' ''26 [[January 2026]]'' (27:56) {{Reason}} {{Video games}} {{theclassic4.0}} As announced in ''Comm adore <nowiki>https://youtu.be/SANRCUj9Ncg?si=mCBPcSVVFXfIeHfW</nowiki>''. Chris uploads an unboxing video of the Commodore 64 Ultimate.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 2]]''' ''28 [[January 2026]]'' (31:12) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 2 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video]]''' ''30 [[January 2026]]'' (18:10) (17:21) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Video games}} {{Comics}} Unboxing video of the promotional material for the Mewgenics video game. Chris re-uploaded the video half an hour later with alterations, due to accidentally leaking personal information. Chris then re-uploaded the video again with alterations, because he failed to remove all the leaked information.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3]]''' ''31 [[January 2026]]'' (43:05) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 3 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

==February 2026==
*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 1]]''' ''2 [[February 2026]]'' (53:54) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 3.5 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 2]]''' ''2 [[February 2026]]'' (45:36) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 3.5 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Intro video]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (0:45) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris's introduction video for Cameo.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Pep Talk|Pep Talk]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (1:32) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris gives a pep talk to someone who is trying to find a girlfriend.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Rectus Abdominus shoutout|Rectus Abdominus shoutout]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (0:49) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Music}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Rectus Abdominus.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Talking Religion|Talking Religion]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (0:58) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo of Chris claiming there are no wrong religions.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Congratulations Jimmy|Congratulations Jimmy]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (1:16) {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{Marketing}} {{Reality}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo of Chris congratulating Jimmy for becoming a Japanese citizen and then pretends to be Magi-Chan.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Monet To Bennett|Monet To Bennett]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (0:37) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo to Bennett from Monet for Valentine's Day.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Black History Month|Black History Month]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (0:25) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Racism}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Black History Month.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Pep Talk for Reuben|Pep Talk for Reuben]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (1:11) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris gives a pep talk to Reuben who is trying to find a girlfriend.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Pep Talk for James Taupo|Pep Talk for James Taupo]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (0:49) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for James Taupo who made 50,000 streams on Spotify.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Alexander and Nesa|Alexander and Nesa]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (0:32) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Nesa from Alexander, Chris wishes both Alexander and Nesa a happy Valentine's Day.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Advice for Amelio Castillo|Advice for Amelio Castillo]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (0:36) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Amelio Castillo's Super Bowl party.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Valentine's Day for Duane|Valentine's Day for Duane]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (0:43) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo from Jacob wishing a happy Valentine's Day for Duane and the Stroop Brothers.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#First Date Anniversary|First Date Anniversary]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (1:20) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for the 29th Anniversary of Duane and Kristi's first date.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Thoughts About Friendship|Thoughts About Friendship]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (2:18) {{Reason}} {{Tragedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Galpals}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris gives his thoughts about friendship.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#For Laurel|For Laurel]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (0:28) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris delivers a message to Laurel from her dad.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Joshypants99 Birthday|Joshypants99 Birthday]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (2:02) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Josh's birthday.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Jared Linder Birthday|Jared Linder Birthday]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (1:34) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Music}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Jared Linder's birthday.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Anniversary and Baby|Anniversary and Baby]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (0:47) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Homos}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Francis Bonnefoy and Arthur Kirkland's anniversary and pregnancy.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Birthday for Brianna|Birthday for Brianna]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (1:29) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo Brianna's birthday, Chris gives some inspirational words.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Advice for Steven|Advice for Steven]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (1:34) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo of Chris trying to give advice to Steven.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Dimensional Merge Question|Dimensional Merge Question]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (1:28) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris answers a question about the dimensional merge.

*'''[[5 February 2026 Cameo videos#Roast for The Hootenanny (my group of friends)|Roast for The Hootenanny (my group of friends)]]''' ''5 [[February 2026]]'' (0:41) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for The Hootenanny.

*'''[[5 February 2026 Cameo videos#Roast for Jerry|Roast for Jerry]]''' ''5 [[February 2026]]'' (1:31) {{Reason}} {{Rage}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo to roast Jerry.

*'''[[5 February 2026 Cameo videos#Favorite Sonichu Story|Favorite Sonichu Story]]''' ''5 [[February 2026]]'' (1:28) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Comics}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris answers a question about his favorite Sonichu story.

*'''[[5 February 2026 Cameo videos#Other for Devon & Austin|Other for Devon & Austin]]''' ''5 [[February 2026]]'' (1:25) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Devon and Austins' 100th episode of their WTF Podcast and Chris gives advice to Austin in finding a sweetheart.

*'''[[5 February 2026 Cameo videos#Advice for Paul Farrell|Advice for Paul Farrell]]''' ''5 [[February 2026]]'' (1:43) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris does a tarot reading for Paul Farrell without being asked.

*'''[[5 February 2026 Cameo videos#Other for Shut up Tyler|Other for Shut up Tyler]]''' ''5 [[February 2026]]'' (1:01) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Video games}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris rejects the invitation from Tyler to participate in his event called Luigi Day.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 3]]''' ''6 [[February 2026]]'' (1:08:27) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 3.5 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Commodore 64 Ultimate Review Part 2 - Real Retro Gaming]]''' ''7 [[February 2026]]'' (54:15) {{Reason}} {{Video games}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reviews and plays the Commodore 64 Ultimate.

*'''[[7 February 2026 Cameo videos#Happy Holidays for Liam's Friends|Happy Holidays for Liam's Friends]]''' ''7 [[February 2026]]'' (0:50) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo wishing Happy Holidays for Liam's friends.

*'''[[7 February 2026 Cameo videos#Jared Bates Birthday|Jared Bates Birthday]]''' ''7 [[February 2026]]'' (0:38) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Jared Bates's birthday.

*'''[[7 February 2026 Cameo videos#Julia Birthday|Julia Birthday]]''' ''7 [[February 2026]]'' (0:57) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Sex}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Julia's birthday.

*'''[[7 February 2026 Cameo videos#Fathers Day|Fathers Day]]''' ''7 [[February 2026]]'' (0:56) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo from Darian to his father David wishing him a happy Fathers Day.

*'''[[7 February 2026 Cameo videos#Roasting Noah Powley|Roasting Noah Powley]]''' ''7 [[February 2026]]'' (1:30) {{Reason}} {{Comedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris tries to comedically roast Noah Powley.

*'''[[7 February 2026 Cameo videos#I DONT EVEN USE REDDIT IM FUCKING CRYINGGGGGG|I DONT EVEN USE REDDIT IM FUCKING CRYINGGGGGG]]''' ''? [[February 2026]]'' (0:48) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Valentine's Day Cameo for smugsuccubus.

*'''[[From Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5.]]''' ''7 [[February 2026]]'' (1:46) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Clip of Chris reading Act 6.5 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[8 February 2026 Cameo videos#Advice for Juicy|Advice for Juicy]]''' ''8 [[February 2026]]'' (3:15) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris does a tarot reading for Juicy without being asked.

*'''[[9 February 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Gets Confused|Chris Gets Confused]]''' ''9 [[February 2026]]'' (4:15) {{Crazy}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris gets confused about Jerry's marriage.

*'''[[9 February 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Gets Clarity|Chris Gets Clarity]]''' ''9 [[February 2026]]'' (2:20) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo after Chris gets clarification on the situation with Jerry.

*'''[[9 February 2026 Cameo videos#Krissy's Birthday|Krissy's Birthday]]''' ''9 [[February 2026]]'' (0:30) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Krissy's (fictional character) birthday.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 4]]''' ''9 [[February 2026]]'' (39:26) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 3.5 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 4 (video)]]''' ''11 [[February 2026]]'' (53:56) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 4 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Inspiration from Luann by Greg Evans]]''' ''11 [[February 2026]]'' (8:08) {{Reason}} {{Smug}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads ''Luann'' newspaper comic strips and talks about how it inspired him to write "Chaos Crystal Control".

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 5]]''' ''13 [[February 2026]]'' (1:21:03) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 5 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[HarmonyCon]]''' ''13 [[February 2026]]'' {{Rage}} {{Convention}} Chris gets kicked from HarmonyCon.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6]]''' ''14 [[February 2026]]'' (28:17) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 6 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[14 February 2026 Cameo videos#Birthday for Maurice|Birthday for Maurice]]''' ''14 [[February 2026]]'' (0:54) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Maurice's birthday.

*'''[[14 February 2026 Cameo videos#Valentine's Day for Steven|Valentine's Day for Steven]]''' ''14 [[February 2026]]'' (1:35) {{Reason}} {{Tragedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo Valentine's Day message for Steven who is hospitalized.

*'''[[14 February 2026 Cameo videos#Valentine's Day for Joshua Luke Baldwin|Valentine's Day for Joshua Luke Baldwin]]''' ''14 [[February 2026]]'' (0:53) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo Valentine's Day message for Joshua Luke Baldwin.

*'''[[14 February 2026 Cameo videos#Birthday for Elliott|Birthday for Elliott]]''' ''14 [[February 2026]]'' (0:35) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Elliott's birthday.

*'''[[14 February 2026 Cameo videos#Birthday for Kellen|Birthday for Kellen]]''' ''14 [[February 2026]]'' (0:45) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Kellen's birthday.

*'''[[14 February 2026 Cameo videos#Valentine's Day for Kyle|Valentine's Day for Kyle]]''' ''14 [[February 2026]]'' (1:01) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo Valentine's Day message for Kyle.

*'''[[14 February 2026 Cameo videos#Valentine's Day for Brianna|Valentine's Day for Brianna]]''' ''14 [[February 2026]]'' (1:15) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo Valentine's Day message for Brianna.

*'''[[14 February 2026 Cameo videos#Ricky|Ricky]]''' ''14 [[February 2026]]'' (1:27) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Ricky Berwick.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5, Part 1]]''' ''16 [[February 2026]]'' (46:38) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 6.5 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[16 February 2026 Cameo videos#Greg's Birthday|Greg's Birthday]]''' ''16 [[February 2026]]'' (0:27) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris sings to Greg for his birthday.

*'''[[16 February 2026 Cameo videos#Johnny Munoz's Birthday|Johnny Munoz's Birthday]]''' ''16 [[February 2026]]'' (0:43) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Homos}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Johnny Munoz's Birthday and 6 months anniversary for his and Justice's relationship.

*'''[[16 February 2026 Cameo videos#Ryan is Engaged|Ryan is Engaged]]''' ''16 [[February 2026]]'' (1:08) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris gives advice for Ryan's engagement.

*'''[[16 February 2026 Cameo videos#Pep Talk for Andrew|Pep Talk for Andrew]]''' ''16 [[February 2026]]'' (1:09) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris encourages Andrew.

*'''[[16 February 2026 Cameo videos#Go Sports Team!|Go Sports Team!]]''' ''16 [[February 2026]]'' (1:04) {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris cheers on an a sports team.

*'''[[16 February 2026 Cameo videos#Im speechless|Im speechless]]''' ''most likely 16 [[February 2026]]'' (1:03) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{video games}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo from Maya to Kaya telling them that they are the omega to her alpha. Maya also tells them to stop playing Overwatch and to play a real game, prompting Chris to go on a tangent about video game criticism.

*'''[[Chaos Crystal Control - Frequently Asked Question: Why do I refer to Sonichu Prime as Son]]''' ''17 [[February 2026]]'' (2:50) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} Clip of Chris reading an excerpt from his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5, Part 2]]''' ''18 [[February 2026]]'' (42:57) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 6.5 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[I Reiterate‎‎]]''' ''18 [[February 2026]]'' (3:58) {{Rage}} {{Smug}} {{Sex}} {{Rumors}} {{Trollsicon}} {{convention}} {{Incest}} {{Revelations}} Chris mad that he was kicked from HarmonyCon, reiterates his innocence in regards to his [[Affair with Mother|incestuous affair with his mother]].

*'''[[Ultimate Miracle Prelude]]''' ''18 [[February 2026]]'' (0:35) {{Crazy}} {{Reality}} Chris cleanses the entire earth pretending to be God.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5, Part 3]]''' ''20 [[February 2026]]'' (55:29) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 6.5 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 7, Part 1‎]]''' ''21 [[February 2026]]'' (1:26:47) {{Reason}} {{Rage}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 7 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 7, Part 2]]''' ''23 [[February 2026]]'' (54:49) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 7 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 8]]''' ''24 [[February 2026]]'' (1:29:14) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{Flutter}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 8 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Spiritual Love Day, February 24]]''' ''24 [[February 2026]]'' (4:41) {{Crazy}} {{Smug}} {{Other}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris celebrates his made up holiday "spiritual love day".

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Epilogue]]''' ''27 [[February 2026]]'' (30:02) {{Rage}} {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Racism}} {{Revelations}} Chris complains about getting facial hair and people interpreting his speech at HarmonyCon as him saying "white power" and then reads the epilogue of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

==March 2026==

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 1]]''' ''6 [[March 2026]]'' (35:00) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} Chris reads Act Plus of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 2, Crystal - 1]]''' ''18 [[February 2026]] (leaked: 13 [[March 2026]])'' (47:45) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{Leaked}} Chris reads Act Plus of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 3, Crystal - 2]]''' ''18 [[February 2026]] (leaked: 13 [[March 2026]])'' (59:25) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{Leaked}} Chris reads Act Plus of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 4, Liquidchu's Arrogance]]''' ''18 [[February 2026]] (leaked: 13 [[March 2026]])'' (1:06:31) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{Leaked}} Chris reads Act Plus of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 5, Ultimate Miracle Chaos Control]]''' ''18 [[February 2026]] (leaked: 13 [[March 2026]])'' (18:31) {{Reason}} {{Smug}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{Leaked}} Chris reads Act Plus of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[C-Log 03182026]]''' ''18 [[March 2026]]'' (31:23) {{Tragedy}} {{Rage}} {{Reason}} {{autism}} {{trollsicon}} {{sex}} {{television}} {{Galpals}} {{convention}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris complains about various things.

*'''[[19 March 2026 Cameo videos#Late Valentine's for Natalie|Late Valentine's for Natalie]]''' ''19 [[March 2026]]'' (0:39) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Video games}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Late Valentine's Day Cameo for Natalie and congratulating her for unlocking Funky Kong in Mario Kart Wii.

*'''[[19 March 2026 Cameo videos#Steve Couch's Birthday|Steve Couch's Birthday]]''' ''19 [[March 2026]]'' (0:39) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Steve Couch's birthday.

*'''[[19 March 2026 Cameo videos#Cali's Belated Birthday|Cali's Belated Birthday]]''' ''19 [[March 2026]]'' (1:07) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Homos}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Cali's belated birthday.

*'''[[19 March 2026 Cameo videos#Persona Roast|Persona Roast]]''' ''19 [[March 2026]]'' (0:46) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Video games}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo to roast Alex for liking [[Persona]] 4 over 3 and 5.

*'''[[19 March 2026 Cameo videos#Liam Anniversary|Liam Anniversary]]''' ''19 [[March 2026]]'' (0:39) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Morven and Liam's anniversary.

*'''[[19 March 2026 Cameo videos#AI Suck|AI Suck]]''' ''19 [[March 2026]]'' (1:07) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Music}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris sings an anti-AI song for Devon.

*'''[[19 March 2026 Cameo videos#Matthew's Birthday|Matthew's Birthday]]''' ''19 [[March 2026]]'' (1:13) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Matthew's birthday.

*'''[[19 March 2026 Cameo videos#Pep Talk for ALyssa|Pep Talk for ALyssa]]''' ''19 [[March 2026]]'' (0:51) {{Comedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo Pep Talk for Alyssa.

*'''[[19 March 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Talks About HarmonyCon|Chris Talks About HarmonyCon]]''' ''19 [[March 2026]]'' (3:38) {{Reason}} {{Tragedy}} {{Marketing}} {{convention}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris talks about what happened at HarmonyCon.

*'''[[20 March 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Talks About Electrolysis|Chris Talks About Electrolysis]]''' ''20 [[March 2026]]'' (1:20) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris talks about getting electrolysis.

*'''[[20 March 2026 Cameo videos#John's Birthday|John's Birthday]]''' ''20 [[March 2026]]'' (0:51) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Video games}} {{Business}} Cameo for John's birthday.

*'''[[20 March 2026 Cameo videos#A Joke Video for Josh|A Joke Video for Josh]]''' ''20 [[March 2026]]'' (0:41) {{Comedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo joke video for Josh.

*'''Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 2, Crystal - 1''' (''second version'') ''20 [[March 2026]]'' (45:40) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{Leaked}} Chris reads Act Plus of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story. Chris deleted ''Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 2, Crystal - 1'' and uploaded this version unlisted.

*'''Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 2, Crystal - 1''' (''third version'') ''20 [[March 2026]]'' (47:11) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} Chris reads Act Plus of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story. Chris deleted the second version of ''Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 2, Crystal - 1'' and uploaded this version.

*'''[[Love Is Love (Not You've Been Pwned)]]''' ''21 [[March 2026]]'' Cameo: (4:03) YouTube: (4:41) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Music}} {{Homos}} {{Business}} Chris sings his ''Love Is Love (Not You've Been Pwned)'' song for a Cameo.

*'''[[21 March 2026 Cameo videos#Cami The GOAT|Cami The GOAT]]''' ''21 [[March 2026]]'' (0:21) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris is told to call Cami the GOAT. GOAT is an acronym for "greatest of all time", however Chris thinks it is an inside joke.

*'''[[24 March 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Complains About The Real Blue Heart|Chris Complains About The Real Blue Heart]]''' ''24 [[March 2026]]'' (2:39) {{Tragedy}} {{Rage}} {{Crazy}} {{Marketing}} {{Video games}} {{Reality}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris talks about his week and complains about the Hyperdimension Neptunia character Ciel supposedly taking his moniker.

*'''[[24 March 2026 Cameo videos#Keep Up The Good Work Sam|Keep Up The Good Work Sam]]''' ''24 [[March 2026]]'' (1:03) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo of Chris telling Sam to keep up with the good work.

*'''[[24 March 2026 Cameo videos#Matthew's Birthday from Eric|Matthew's Birthday from Eric]]''' ''24 [[March 2026]]'' (1:07) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Matthew's birthday.

*'''[[25 March 2026 Cameo videos#Congratulations On Qualifying For The Nationals|Congratulations On Qualifying For The Nationals]]''' ''25 [[March 2026]]'' (0:46) {{Reason}} {{Comedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo of Chris congratulating Stevie for qualifying for the nationals.

*'''[[20-25 March 2026 Cameo videos#HB PAID CHRIS CHAN TO PROMOTE OUR BAND|HB PAID CHRIS CHAN TO PROMOTE OUR BAND]]''' ''?? [[March 2026]]'' (0:28) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo to shout out the band StiffBricc.

*'''[[26 March 2026 Cameo videos#Sonic Empire On 9b9t|Sonic Empire On 9b9t]]''' ''26 [[March 2026]]'' (0:52) {{Reason}} {{Comedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Video games}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris shouts out Soniccc06 and his faction Sonic Empire on the Minecraft survival anarchy server 9b9t.

*'''[[26 March 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Sings Happy Anniversary from The Flintstones|Chris Sings Happy Anniversary from The Flintstones]]''' ''26 [[March 2026]]'' (1:25) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Music}} {{Television}} {{Business}} Cameo for Marx and Erin's anniversary, Chris sings Happy Anniversary from The Flintstones.

*'''[[26 March 2026 Cameo videos#Shoutout to Froggy's Friends|Shoutout to Froggy's Friends]]''' ''26 [[March 2026]]'' (1:33) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Homos}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris gives a shoutout to all of Froggy's friends.

*'''[[26 March 2026 Cameo videos#Shaylynn's Birthday|Shaylynn's Birthday]]''' ''26 [[March 2026]]'' (1:45) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Homos}} {{Business}} Cameo for Shaylynn's birthday.

*'''[[27 March 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Plays The Gitar of Fail|Chris Plays The Gitar of Fail]]''' ''27 [[March 2026]]'' (1:49) {{Comedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Music}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris plays the Gitar of Fail and adlibs a song.

*'''[[27 March 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Does A Wrestler Impression|Chris Does A Wrestler Impression]]''' ''27 [[March 2026]]'' (0:29) {{Comedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris does a wrestler impression.

*'''[[28 March 2026 Cameo videos#Carly's Birthday|Carly's Birthday]]''' ''28 [[March 2026]]'' (0:59) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Carly's birthday.

*'''[[Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]]''' ''28 [[March 2026]]'' (4:16:58) {{Reason}} {{Video games}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Reality}} {{Live}} Chris plays Mewgenics while answering questions and receiving donations. Chris pretends to be Scarlet LaRose for a short amount of time.

*'''[[28 March 2026 Cameo videos#Brennen Rippie's Birthday and Dimensional Merge Explained|Brennen Rippie's Birthday and Dimensional Merge Explained]]''' ''28 [[March 2026]]'' (1:09) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Brennen Rippie's birthday and Chris briefly explains the dimensional merge.

*'''[[CLog - 03222026 - Announcement from Scarlet LaRose]]''' ''29 [[March 2026]]'' (5:24) {{Rage}} {{Tragedy}} {{Crazy}} {{Video games}} {{Reality}} Chris complains about the Hyperdimension Neptunia character Ciel supposedly taking his moniker and demands <s>Sega</s> Idea Factory to change the color of Ciel's blue <s>arms</s> heart.

*'''[[29 March 2026 Cameo videos#Kyle's Birthday|Kyle's Birthday]]''' ''29 [[March 2026]]'' (0:48) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Kyle's birthday.

*'''[[30 March 2026 Cameo videos#Lilly's Birthday|Lilly's Birthday]]''' ''30 [[March 2026]]'' (0:43) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Lilly's birthday.

*'''[[30 March 2026 Cameo videos#Jords Cartoons|Jords Cartoons]]''' ''30 [[March 2026]]'' (0:53) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Comics}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Jords cartoons.

*'''[[31 March 2026 Cameo videos#Matt's Birthday|Matt's Birthday]]''' ''31 [[March 2026]]'' (0:38) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Matt's birthday.

*'''[[31 March 2026 Cameo videos#Samuel M. Carlson|Samuel M. Carlson]]''' ''31 [[March 2026]]'' (2:16) {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Samuel M. Carlson's birthday, they also made Chris say a bunch of random references.

*'''[[31 March 2026 Cameo videos#Happy Easter to the Snail Catholic Snurch|Happy Easter to the Snail Catholic Snurch]]''' ''31 [[March 2026]]'' (1:08) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris wishes a happy easter to the Snail Catholic Snurch(Chris mispronounces Catholic) and provides some wisdom and insight.

==April 2026==

*'''[[1 April 2026 Cameo videos#Shoutout to Ashley's D&D Group|Shoutout to Ashley's D&D Group]]''' ''1 [[April 2026]]'' (0:40) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris gives a shoutout to Ashley Beasley's Dungeons and Dragons group.

*'''[[1-5 April 2026 Cameo videos#Brendan's Birthday|Brendan's Birthday]]''' ''1 [[April 2026]]'' (0:53) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Brendan.

*'''[[CLog 04012026 - A Confession]]''' ''1 [[April 2026]]'' (0:31) {{Smug}} {{Comedy}} {{Crazy}} {{Trollsicon}} Chris makes us think he is confessing to something, but it was an April Fool's joke, because Chris would never be transparent on anything.

*'''[[1 April 2026 Cameo videos#Juan Is Deployed In The Navy|Juan Is Deployed In The Navy]]''' ''1 [[April 2026]]'' (0:40) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Juan who is deployed in the navy.

*'''[[2 April 2026 Cameo videos#Hailey and Parker Birthday|Hailey and Parker Birthday]]''' ''2 [[April 2026]]'' (0:53) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Hailey and Parker who are twins.

*'''[[2 April 2026 Cameo videos#Stevie's Birthday|Stevie's Birthday]]''' ''2 [[April 2026]]'' (0:34) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Stevie.

*'''[[2 April 2026 Cameo videos#Devon's Birthday|Devon's Birthday]]''' ''2 [[April 2026]]'' (1:14) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Devon. Chris also shows his Sonichu and Son-Chu figures.

*'''[[2 April 2026 Cameo videos#Frank's Birthday|Frank's Birthday]]''' ''2 [[April 2026]]'' (0:39) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Frank.

*'''[[2 April 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Sings The Joker by Steve Miller Band|Chris Sings The Joker by Steve Miller Band]]''' ''2 [[April 2026]]'' (4:02) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Music}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris was commissioned to sing ''The Joker'' by Steve Miller Band.

*'''[[2 April 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Sings Wiggle TWRK Remix by Jason Derulo and Snoop Dogg|Chris Sings Wiggle TWRK Remix by Jason Derulo and Snoop Dogg]]''' ''2 [[April 2026]]'' (8:17) {{Rage}} {{Marketing}} {{Music}} {{Sex}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris was commissioned to reluctantly sing the TWRK Remix of ''Wiggle'' by Jason Derulo and Snoop Dogg.

*'''[[3 April 2026 Cameo videos#Congratulations Dean|Congratulations Dean]]''' ''3 [[April 2026]]'' (1:48) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris congratulates Dean for getting a master's degree in quantitative finance, complains about AI, and encourages Dean on getting a job.

*'''[[3 April 2026 Cameo videos#Advice for Mark|Advice for Mark]]''' ''3 [[April 2026]]'' (1:30) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris tries to give advice to Mark, who is trying to find a romantic partner.

*'''[[3 April 2026 Cameo videos#Jerry's Second Roast|Jerry's Second Roast]]''' ''3 [[April 2026]]'' (1:26) {{Rage}} {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo to roast Jerry again.

*'''[[4 April 2026 Cameo videos#Happy Easter Emily Botta|Happy Easter Emily Botta]]''' ''4 [[April 2026]]'' (0:47) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo wishing Emily Botta a happy easter.

*'''[[1-5 April 2026 Cameo videos#Sofie's Birthday|Sofie's Birthday]]''' ''4 [[April 2026]]'' (0:49) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Sofie. The commissioner also asked Chris to draw her, Chris explains that is a commission for Etsy.

*'''[[4 April 2026 Cameo videos#Chandler's Birthday|Chandler's Birthday]]''' ''4 [[April 2026]]'' (0:58) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Chandler.

*'''[[CLog 04042026 - We Three Are Here Together With All of You]]''' ''4 [[April 2026]]'' (14:20) {{Smug}} {{Crazy}} {{Reality}} {{Video games}} {{Dimensional Merge}} Chris explains the dimensional merge, pretends to be Scarlet LaRose, complains about the real blue heart and then pretends to be Jesus.

*'''[[5 April 2026 Cameo videos#First Wedding Anniversary|First Wedding Anniversary]]''' ''5 [[April 2026]]'' (0:37) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris congratulates a couple on their first anniversary of their wedding.

*'''[[6 April 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Has A Mental Breakdown|Chris Has A Mental Breakdown]]''' ''6 [[April 2026]]'' (4:17) {{Rage}} {{Tragedy}} {{Crazy}} {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Sex}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Reality}} {{Rumors}} {{Business}} {{Incest}} Cameo where Chris has a mental breakdown. He is jealous of [[Lightning Bliss]] and claims that he lied to everyone about his incest with his mom.

*'''[[6 April 2026 Cameo videos#Ave's Birthday|Ave's Birthday]]''' ''6 [[April 2026]]'' (1:02) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Television}} {{Autism}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Ave. Chris also answers a question about his favorite My Little Pony character, which is Twilight Sparkle.

*'''[[7 April 2026 Cameo videos#Ignore Short Feisty Cigar Man and FNaF is Real|Ignore Short Feisty Cigar Man and FNaF is Real]]''' ''7 [[April 2026]]'' (2:29) {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{Marketing}} {{Video games}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris tells Daniel to ignore the short feisty cigar man that is harassing him and says Five Nights at Freddy's is real in C-197.

*'''[[8 April 2026 Cameo videos#Ali's Birthday|Ali's Birthday]]''' ''8 [[April 2026]]'' (1:14) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Video games}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Ali who is working on a video game.

*'''[[6-10 April 2026 Cameo videos#Jerry's Third Roast|Jerry's Third Roast]]''' ''10 [[April 2026]]'' (2:29) {{Rage}} {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo to roast Jerry for a third time.

*'''[[11-15 April 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Gets Clarity Again|Chris Gets Clarity Again]]''' ''11 [[April 2026]]'' (1:42) {{Reason}} {{Rage}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo after Chris gets clarification on the situation with Jerry, ''again'', somehow Chris forgot. Chris also attempts to roast Jerry again.

*'''[[CLog 04112026 - Responses to Courtney's Recent Thoughts]]''' ''11 [[April 2026]]'' (34:27) {{Reason}} {{Tragedy}} {{Crazy}} {{Autism}} {{Comics}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Rumors}} {{Reality}} {{SNT}} {{Idea Guys}} {{Emily}} {{Incest}} Chris reacts and responds to [[ProjectSNT]]'s video.

*'''[[11-15 April 2026 Cameo videos#Christian Rafferty's Birthday|Christian Rafferty's Birthday]]''' ''12 [[April 2026]]'' (1:31) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Christian Rafferty.

*'''[[11-15 April 2026 Cameo videos#You Can Do It Mayson|You Can Do It Mayson]]''' ''12 [[April 2026]]'' (0:47) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris encourages Mayson.

*'''[[11-15 April 2026 Cameo videos#Cheering Up Clinton|Cheering Up Clinton]]''' ''12 [[April 2026]]'' (1:12) {{Comedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris tries to cheer up Clinton by trying to be funny.

*'''[[11-15 April 2026 Cameo videos#Hay Season for Travis|Hay Season for Travis]]''' ''13 [[April 2026]]'' (1:09) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Alden's father Travis who has hay season coming up.

*'''[[11-15 April 2026 Cameo videos#Cameo for Corey|Cameo for Corey]]''' ''14 [[April 2026]]'' (0:25) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Corey.

*'''[[11-15 April 2026 Cameo videos#Thank you Chris.|Thank you Chris.]]''' ''unknown'' (0:43) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for [[Chris and drugs|Jorge Cervantes]].

*'''[[11-15 April 2026 Cameo videos#Firefighter and Paramedic Ethan's Birthday|Firefighter and Paramedic Ethan's Birthday]]''' ''15 [[April 2026]]'' (1:39) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Ethan, who is a firefighter and a paramedic.

*'''[[11-15 April 2026 Cameo videos#Elizabeth and Ray|Elizabeth and Ray]]''' ''15 [[April 2026]]'' (0:43) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Elizabeth from Ray who were best friends for 13 years.

*'''[[11-15 April 2026 Cameo videos#Nolan's Birthday|Nolan's Birthday]]''' ''15 [[April 2026]]'' (1:03) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Nolan.

*'''[[11-15 April 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Talks Politics|Chris Talks Politics]]''' ''15 [[April 2026]]'' (1:22) {{Reason}} {{Smug}} {{Marketing}} {{Politics}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris hears Andy is heading to the final season of college and is majoring in politics. Chris then says he has so many ideas and suggests every grocery store in every state should have recycling bins and says he would vote for [[Kamala Harris]] again.

*'''[[11-15 April 2026 Cameo videos#Patrick's Birthday|Patrick's Birthday]]''' ''15 [[April 2026]]'' (1:59) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Music}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Patrick. Chris answers some questions about his interests, mainly about music.

*'''[[11-15 April 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Talks About CWCville|Chris Talks About CWCville]]''' ''15 [[April 2026]]'' (3:13) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Comics}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris explains the history of CWCville.

*'''[[11-15 April 2026 Cameo videos#Rennie's Birthday|Rennie's Birthday]]''' ''15 [[April 2026]]'' (0:46) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Rennie.

*'''[[11-15 April 2026 Cameo videos#Jake's Birthday|Jake's Birthday]]''' ''15 [[April 2026]]'' (0:58) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Jake.

*'''[[16-20 April 2026 Cameo videos#Come Out of the Closet Guy|Come Out of the Closet Guy]]''' ''16 [[April 2026]]'' (0:51) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Homos}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris tells Kojo to [[SLGBTQ|come out of the closet]].

*'''[[16-20 April 2026 Cameo videos#Roasting Denzel Crocker from The Fairly Odd Parents|Roasting Denzel Crocker from The Fairly Odd Parents]]''' ''16 [[April 2026]]'' (1:00) {{Comedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Television}} {{Business}} Cameo commissioned to roast Denzel Crocker, a character from the animated television series ''The Fairly Odd Parents''. Chris was told by the commissioner it was their teacher, but he instantly got the reference.

*'''[[16-20 April 2026 Cameo videos#Dylan's Birthday|Dylan's Birthday]]''' ''16 [[April 2026]]'' (1:12) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Dylan.

*'''[[16-20 April 2026 Cameo videos#Garden's Birthday|Garden's Birthday]]''' ''16 [[April 2026]]'' (0:35) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Garden.

*'''[[16-20 April 2026 Cameo videos#Mia's Birthday|Mia's Birthday]]''' ''17 [[April 2026]]'' (1:37) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Mia.

*'''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1]]''' ''17 [[April 2026]]'' (31:41) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} Chris reviews and plays with Transformers toys, in an imitation of better YouTube toy channels. Chris accidentally made the video public and immediately set it to private. Chris later officially published a different version on 24 April 2026.

*'''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man]]''' ''17 [[April 2026]]'' (27:04) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Video games}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reviews and plays with Transformers toys, in an imitation of better YouTube toy channels. He also shows off the Switch 2 console someone sent him.

*'''[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - It's Play Time]]''' ''17 [[April 2026]]'' (1:22) The skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man''.

*'''[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - It's Play Time (Subtitled)]]''' ''17 [[April 2026]]'' (1:22) Subtitles version of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man''.

*'''[[16-20 April 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Reminisces About The Pokémon TCG|Chris Reminisces About The Pokémon TCG]]''' ''17 [[April 2026]]'' (1:43) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Video games}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris talks about his history with the Pokémon TCG.

*'''[[16-20 April 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Sings Unbirthday from Alice in Wonderland for Jalen|Chris Sings Unbirthday from Alice in Wonderland for Jalen]]''' ''17 [[April 2026]]'' (0:53) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Music}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris sings Unbirthday from the animated movie ''Alice in Wonderland'' for Jalen.

*'''[[16-20 April 2026 Cameo videos#Piss Corner|Piss Corner]]''' ''18 [[April 2026]]'' (1:05) {{Comedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris is told to say that him and Magi Chan sent someone to an alternate dimension for discovering John's piss corner.

*'''[[16-20 April 2026 Cameo videos#Philip Is Hospitalized|Philip Is Hospitalized]]''' ''18 [[April 2026]]'' (1:06) {{Tragedy}} {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for the enabler Philip who has been hospitalized. Chris sympathizes and talks about his father's history of medical problems.

*'''[[16-20 April 2026 Cameo videos#Keith and Richard Wedding|Keith and Richard Wedding]]''' ''20 [[April 2026]]'' (0:51) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Homos}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris congratulates Keith and Richard on their wedding and sings the melody to Bridal Chorus poorly.

*'''[[16-20 April 2026 Cameo videos#Maddie's Birthday|Maddie's Birthday]]''' ''?? [[April 2026]]'' (1:49) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for maddgrxce01.

*'''[[21 April 2026 Cameo videos#Abbey's Birthday|Abbey's Birthday]]''' ''21 [[April 2026]]'' (0:40) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Abbey.

*'''[[21 April 2026 Cameo videos#Noah's Birthday|Noah's Birthday]]''' ''21 [[April 2026]]'' (1:39) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Noah.

*'''[[21 April 2026 Cameo videos#Lauren's Self Confidence Issue|Lauren's Self Confidence Issue]]''' ''21 [[April 2026]]'' (1:19) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Lauren where Chris tells her to be humble and aware and to be confident in herself.

*'''[[24 April 2026 Cameo videos#Shoutout to Moonshadow Syndicate Empire|Shoutout to Moonshadow Syndicate Empire]]''' ''24 [[April 2026]]'' (0:35) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris gives a shoutout to Moonshadow Syndicate Empire.

*'''[[24 April 2026 Cameo videos#Roast for Jamari|Roast for Jamari]]''' ''24 [[April 2026]]'' (1:01) {{Comedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo to roast Jamari.

*'''[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Changable Scouts Part 1]]''' ''24 [[April 2026]]'' (8:28) The skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1''.

*'''[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Changable Scouts Part 1 - Subtitled]]''' ''24 [[April 2026]]'' (8:28) Subtitles version of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1''.

*'''[[21-25 April 2026 Cameo videos#Kevin Jimenez's Birthday|Kevin Jimenez's Birthday]]''' ''25 [[April 2026]]'' (1:06) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Kevin Jimenez.

*'''[[26 April 2026 Cameo videos#Mother's Day for Kendal|Mother's Day for Kendal]]''' ''26 [[April 2026]]'' (0:28) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Mother's Day Cameo for Kendal.

*'''[[26 April 2026 Cameo videos#Jacob's Rough Week|Jacob's Rough Week]]''' ''26 [[April 2026]]'' (0:50) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris tries to encourage Jacob, who has been having a rough week.

*'''[[26 April 2026 Cameo videos#Favorite My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Characters and Athena's Tarot Reading|Favorite My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Characters and Athena's Tarot Reading]]''' '26 [[April 2026]]'' (4:26) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Television}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris tells Athena his favorite My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic characters and does a Tarot reading for Athena.

*'''[[26 April 2026 Cameo videos#Pep Talk for Willy Brothbone|Pep Talk for Willy Brothbone]]''' ''26 [[April 2026]]'' (1:27) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris tries to give general and dating advice to Willy Brothbone.

*'''[[26 April 2026 Cameo videos#Connor's Birthday|Connor's Birthday]]''' ''26 [[April 2026]]'' (0:43) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Connor.

*'''[[27 April 2026 Cameo videos#Robin's Tarot Reading|Robin's Tarot Reading]]''' ''27 [[April 2026]]'' (2:23) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris does a Tarot reading for Robin.

*'''[[27 April 2026 Cameo videos#Olivia's Tarot Reading|Olivia's Tarot Reading]]''' ''27 [[April 2026]]'' (1:45) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris does a Tarot reading for Olivia.

*'''[[27 April 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Sings Pure Imagination from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory|Chris Sings Pure Imagination from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory]]''' ''27 [[April 2026]]'' (4:16) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Music}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris sings Pure Imagination from the 1971 film ''Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory'' for Meenerman.

*'''[[27 April 2026 Cameo videos#Matt and Gabby Wedding|Matt and Gabby Wedding]]''' ''27 [[April 2026]]'' (0:58) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris congratulates Matt and Gabby on their wedding.

*'''[[27 April 2026 Cameo videos#Rhys Kai green's Birthday|Rhys Kai green's Birthday]]''' ''27 [[April 2026]]'' (0:46) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Rhys Kai green. [[Jew|Mazel tov!]]

*'''[[27 April 2026 Cameo videos#Zechariah's Birthday|Zechariah's Birthday]]''' ''27 [[April 2026]]'' (0:44) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Zechariah. Mazel tov!

*'''[[27 April 2026 Cameo videos#Move On From "It", Eddie|Move On From "It", Eddie]]''' ''27 [[April 2026]]'' (1:08) {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{Marketing}} {{Homos}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris is requested by Joey to tell Eddie to move on from "it", referring to Eddie's girlfriend.

*'''[[27 April 2026 Cameo videos#Roasting Andrew McGraw and Big John|Roasting Andrew McGraw and Big John]]''' ''27 [[April 2026]]'' (1:17) {{Comedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo to roast Andrew McGraw and Big John.

*'''[[26-30 April 2026 Cameo videos#Jerry's Fourth Roast|Jerry's Fourth Roast]]''' ''28 [[April 2026]]'' (1:40){{Rage}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo to roast Jerry for a fourth time.

*'''[[Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies#Scene Change videos|TLUM Movie Scene Change Videos]]''' ''29 [[April 2026]]'' (0:08) Standalone videos of the scene transitions of the compilation videos.

*'''[[29 April 2026 Cameo videos#Advice for Nick fahey|Advice for Nick fahey]]''' ''29 [[April 2026]]'' (1:44) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris tries to give advice to Nick who is wanting to date his best friend.

*'''[[29 April 2026 Cameo videos#Aiden and Camille Wedding|Aiden and Camille Wedding]]''' ''29 [[April 2026]]'' (0:42) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris congratulates Aiden and Camille on their wedding.

*'''[[29 April 2026 Cameo videos#Mother's Day for Christina|Mother's Day for Christina]]''' ''29 [[April 2026]]'' (0:31) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Mother's Day Cameo for Christina from her husband.

*'''[[26-30 April 2026 Cameo videos#Congratulations Hannah|Congratulations Hannah]]''' ''?? [[April 2026]]'' (0:52) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Homos}} {{Autism}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris congratulates Hannah for being [[SLGBTQ|queer]] and [[autistic]] and [[alcohol|remaining sober]].

==May 2026==
*'''[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video - Subtitled]]''' ''1 [[May 2026]]'' (11:54) Subtitled version of a transformers skit video.

*'''[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]]''' ''1 [[May 2026]]'' (11:54) A transformers skit video.

*'''[[Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going]]''' ''1 [[May 2026]]'' (2:23) {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} Chris carries out his master plan to shatter the barrier between dimensions by mailing Sonichu medallions to prominent people. He also buries one of his medallions.

*'''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2]]''' ''8 [[May 2026]]'' (47:28) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} Chris reviews and plays with Transformers toys, in an imitation of better YouTube toy channels.

*'''[[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]''' ''8 [[May 2026]]'' (9:18) The skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2''.

*'''[[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]''' ''8 [[May 2026]]'' (9:18) Subtitles version of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2''.

*'''[[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]''' ''15 [[May 2026]]'' (6:45) Cut skits from ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto''.

*'''[[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]''' ''15 [[May 2026]]'' (6:45) Subtitles version of the cut skits from ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto''.

*'''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3]]''' ''22 [[May 2026]]'' (43:38) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} Chris reviews and plays with Transformers toys, in an imitation of better YouTube toy channels.

*'''[[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]''' ''22 [[May 2026]]'' (10:24) Subtitles version of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3''.

*'''[[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]''' ''22 [[May 2026]]'' (10:24) The skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3''.

*'''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto - Updated]]''' ''29 [[May 2026]]'' (44:25) {{Marketing}} Update of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto''.

*'''[[Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]''' ''29 [[May 2026]]'' (16:03) Cut skits from ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto''.

*'''[[Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]''' ''29 [[May 2026]]'' (16:03) Subtitles version of the cut skits from ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto''.

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==January 2026==
*'''[[DC SAV Outtake Movie Plus Subtitles]]''' ''1 [[January 2026]]'' (4:38) Subtitles version of the edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Decepticlone S.A.V. (Scoundrel As Vessel)''.

*'''[[DC SAV Outtake Movie]]''' ''1 [[January 2026]]'' (4:38) Edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Decepticlone S.A.V. (Scoundrel As Vessel)''.

*'''[[Can You Merge?]]''' ''2 [[January 2026]]'' (0:23) {{Comedy}} Edited clip from the ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Armoraxe'' ending skit.

*'''[[Crackder First Outtake Movie Plus Subtitles]]''' ''3 [[January 2026]]'' (3:41) Subtitles version of the edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Crackder the First''.

*'''[[Crackder First Outtake Movie]]''' ''3 [[January 2026]]'' (3:41) Edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Crackder the First''.

*'''[[Transformers Legacy United Merged Movie Son-Chu Trailer]]''' ''3 [[January 2026]]'' (2:02) Tailer for his upcoming "full-movie" compilation he's releasing in 2 days.

*'''[[DC Punislav Outtake Movie Plus GE Defense Part 1 Subtitled]]''' ''5 [[January 2026]]'' (7:55) Subtitles version of the edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Decepticlone Punislav... yay''. And the ''GE Defense Part 1'' original scene that will be in ''Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, Subtitled, aka Cwclight Review Movies''.

*'''[[DC Punislav Outtake Movie Plus GE Defense Part 1]]''' ''5 [[January 2026]]'' (7:56) Edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Decepticlone Punislav... yay''. And the ''GE Defense Part 1'' original scene that will be in ''Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies''.

*'''[[Jesus Christ Chan - Introducing TLUM Movie]]''' ''5 [[January 2026]]'' (20:00) {{Reason}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Revelations}} {{Flutter}} {{theclassic4.0}} {{Live}} Pre-compilation livestream.

*'''[[Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, Subtitled, aka Cwclight Review Movies]]''' ''5 [[January 2026]]'' (2:02:18) Compilation video of the subtitles version skit edits of his ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews'' videos.

*'''[[Jesus Christ Chan - Post TLUM Movie Premiere Q&A]]''' ''5 [[January 2026]]'' (44:17) {{Reason}} {{Smug}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} {{Live}} Chris hosts a livestream where he answers questions and receives donations.

*'''[[Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies]]''' ''5 [[January 2026]]'' (2:02:35) Compilation video of the non-subtitles version skit edits of his ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews'' videos.

*'''[[Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies#Reupload|Transformers Legacy United Merged Movie Son-Chu Trailer]]''' ''5 [[January 2026]]'' (2:03) Reupload of the trailer without the borders.

*'''[[Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies#Credits videos|TLUM Movie Credits Videos]]''' ''5 [[January 2026]]'' (11:55) Standalone credits videos of the compilation videos.

*'''[[Cwclight Reviews Movies (Pre-Updated Version)]]''' ''5 [[January 2026]]'' (1:32:37) Compilation video of the unedited skits from his ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews'' videos.

*'''[[Excelina Outtake Movie 2 Updated Plus Subtitles]]''' ''6 [[January 2026]]'' (1:56) Subtitles version of the edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Combiner Mode Excelina''.

*'''[[Excelina Outtake Movie 2 Updated]]''' ''6 [[January 2026]]'' (1:56) Edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Combiner Mode Excelina''.

*'''[[GE Defense Part 2 Plus Subtitles]]''' ''7 [[January 2026]]'' (9:01) Standalone clip from the GE Defense Part 2 portion of ''Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, Subtitled, aka Cwclight Review Movies''.

*'''[[GE Defense Part 2]]''' ''7 [[January 2026]]'' (9:01) Standalone clip from the GE Defense Part 2 portion of ''Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies''.

*'''[[Chris Chan Prime Outtake Movie 2 Updated]]''' ''8 [[January 2026]]'' (4:21) Edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Combiner Mode Chris-Chan Prime''.

*'''[[Chris Chan Prime Outtake Movie 2 Updated Plus Subtitles]]''' ''8 [[January 2026]]'' (4:21) Subtitles version of the edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Combiner Mode Chris-Chan Prime''.

*'''[[GE Defense Part 3 Plus Subtitles]]''' ''9 [[January 2026]]'' (11:33) Standalone clip from the GE Defense Part 3 portion of ''Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, Subtitled, aka Cwclight Review Movies''.

*'''[[GE Defense Part 3]]''' ''9 [[January 2026]]'' (11:33) Standalone clip from the GE Defense Part 3 portion of ''Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies''.

*'''[[Punislavs the First Drinking Tea]]''' ''9 [[January 2026]]'' (0:28) {{Crazy}} An edit of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Decepticlone Punislav... yay'' ending skit.

*'''[[Flame Toys Shattered Prime, well, literally shattered]]''' ''9 [[January 2026]]'' (0:09) {{Tragedy}} Chris broke his toy and asks for a quality check and re-release of Furai Model Transformers.

*'''[[Transformers Legacy United Merged General Electric Defense - Behind The Scenes]]''' ''9 [[January 2026]]'' (29:35) {{Reason}} Chris records a behind the scenes video of his ''Transformers Legacy United Merged General Electric Defense'' movies.

*'''[[Transformers Legacy United Merged General Electric Defense Movie Plus Subtitles]]''' ''10 [[January 2026]]'' (22:35) Subtitles version of a compilation of Chris's ''Transformers Legacy United Merged General Electric Defense'' movies.

*'''[[Transformers Legacy United Merged General Electric Defense Movie]]''' ''10 [[January 2026]]'' (22:37) A compilation of Chris's ''Transformers Legacy United Merged General Electric Defense'' movies.

*'''[[Punicrackder V Outtake Movie Updated]]''' ''12 [[January 2026]]'' (14:24) Edit of the ending skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Punicrackder-V plus Music Video''.

*'''[[Punicrackder V Outtake Movie Updated Plus Subtitles]]''' ''12 [[January 2026]]'' (14:07) Subtitles version of the edit of the ending skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Punicrackder-V plus Music Video''.

*'''[[Transformers Legacy United Merged General Electric Defense#Fixed Version|DC Punislav Outtake Movie Plus GE Defense Part 1]]''' ''12 [[January 2026]]'' (7:56) Fixed version of ''DC Punislav Outtake Movie Plus GE Defense Part 1''.

*'''[[Transformers Legacy United Merged General Electric Defense#Fixed Version 2|Transformers Legacy United Merged General Electric Defense Movie]]''' ''12 [[January 2026]]'' (22:35) Fixed version of ''Transformers Legacy United Merged General Electric Defense Movie''.

*'''[[Focus Outtake Movie Plus Subtitles]]''' ''13 [[January 2026]]'' (5:40) Subtitles version of the edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - (Renegade) Focus''.

*'''[[Focus Outtake Movie]]''' ''13 [[January 2026]]'' (5:40) Edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - (Renegade) Focus''.

*'''[[Tork Outtake Movie Updated Plus Son Chu V Mikoto Plus Subtitles]]''' ''14 [[January 2026]]'' (5:33) Subtitles version of the edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Tork''. And the original Son Chu Vs Mikoto scene from ''Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, Subtitled, aka Cwclight Review Movies''.

*'''[[Tork Outtake Movie Updated Plus Son Chu V Mikoto]]''' ''14 [[January 2026]]'' (5:33) Edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Tork''. And the original Son Chu Vs Mikoto scene from ''Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies''.

*'''[[Son Chu Vs Mikoto Plus Subtitles]]''' ''14 [[January 2026]]'' (2:59) Original unedited clip from the Son Chu Vs Mikoto portion of ''Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, Subtitled, aka Cwclight Review Movies''.

*'''[[Son Chu Vs Mikoto]]''' ''14 [[January 2026]]'' (2:59) Original unedited clip from the Son Chu Vs Mikoto portion of ''Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies''.

*'''[[Stallion Outtake Movie Plus Subtitles]]''' ''15 [[January 2026]]'' (0:51) Subtitles version of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Stallion''.

*'''[[Stallion Outtake Movie]]''' ''15 [[January 2026]]'' (0:51) The skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Stallion''.

*'''[[Comm adore https://youtu.be/SANRCUj9Ncg?si=mCBPcSVVFXfIeHfW]]''' ''15 [[January 2026]]'' (0:21) {{Reason}} {{Video games}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris announces ''we'' are recording something special.

*'''[[loona from helluva boss btw|loona from helluva boss btw #chrischan #sonichu #cwcki #viral]]''' ''15 [[January 2026]]'' (0:11) {{Reason}} {{Television}} Chris is approached by an employee while shopping at Spencer's.

*'''[[Sparky Outtake Movie Updated Plus Subtitles]]''' ''16 [[January 2026]]'' (1:14) Subtitles version of the edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Sparky''.

*'''[[Sparky Outtake Movie Updated]]''' ''16 [[January 2026]]'' (1:14) Edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Sparky''.

*'''[[Clyde Outtake Movie Plus Outro]]''' ''17 [[January 2026]]'' (4:56) Edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Autobot Soldier Clyde''.

*'''[[Clyde Outtake Movie Plus Outro and Subtitles]]''' ''17 [[January 2026]]'' (4:56) Subtitles version of the edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Autobot Soldier Clyde''.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 0 Plus Announcement]]''' ''19 [[January 2026]]'' (26:58) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris makes announcements and reads Act 0 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 1]]''' ''22 [[January 2026]]'' (44:04) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 1 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Liquidchu's Confession]]''' ''22 [[January 2026]]'' (2:35) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris rereads an excerpt from Act 1 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[New High score|New High score #tetris]]''' ''24 [[January 2026]]'' (0:27) {{Video games}} Chris records his new high score on a Tetris arcade machine.

*'''[[Commodore 64 Ultimate Review Part 1 - Unboxing]]''' ''26 [[January 2026]]'' (27:56) {{Reason}} {{Video games}} {{theclassic4.0}} As announced in ''Comm adore <nowiki>https://youtu.be/SANRCUj9Ncg?si=mCBPcSVVFXfIeHfW</nowiki>''. Chris uploads an unboxing video of the Commodore 64 Ultimate.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 2]]''' ''28 [[January 2026]]'' (31:12) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 2 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video]]''' ''30 [[January 2026]]'' (18:10) (17:21) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Video games}} {{Comics}} Unboxing video of the promotional material for the Mewgenics video game. Chris re-uploaded the video half an hour later with alterations, due to accidentally leaking personal information. Chris then re-uploaded the video again with alterations, because he failed to remove all the leaked information.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3]]''' ''31 [[January 2026]]'' (43:05) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 3 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

==February 2026==
*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 1]]''' ''2 [[February 2026]]'' (53:54) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 3.5 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 2]]''' ''2 [[February 2026]]'' (45:36) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 3.5 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Intro video]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (0:45) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris's introduction video for Cameo.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Pep Talk|Pep Talk]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (1:32) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris gives a pep talk to someone who is trying to find a girlfriend.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Rectus Abdominus shoutout|Rectus Abdominus shoutout]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (0:49) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Music}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Rectus Abdominus.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Talking Religion|Talking Religion]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (0:58) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo of Chris claiming there are no wrong religions.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Congratulations Jimmy|Congratulations Jimmy]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (1:16) {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{Marketing}} {{Reality}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo of Chris congratulating Jimmy for becoming a Japanese citizen and then pretends to be Magi-Chan.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Monet To Bennett|Monet To Bennett]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (0:37) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo to Bennett from Monet for Valentine's Day.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Black History Month|Black History Month]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (0:25) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Racism}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Black History Month.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Pep Talk for Reuben|Pep Talk for Reuben]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (1:11) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris gives a pep talk to Reuben who is trying to find a girlfriend.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Pep Talk for James Taupo|Pep Talk for James Taupo]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (0:49) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for James Taupo who made 50,000 streams on Spotify.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Alexander and Nesa|Alexander and Nesa]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (0:32) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Nesa from Alexander, Chris wishes both Alexander and Nesa a happy Valentine's Day.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Advice for Amelio Castillo|Advice for Amelio Castillo]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (0:36) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Amelio Castillo's Super Bowl party.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Valentine's Day for Duane|Valentine's Day for Duane]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (0:43) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo from Jacob wishing a happy Valentine's Day for Duane and the Stroop Brothers.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#First Date Anniversary|First Date Anniversary]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (1:20) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for the 29th Anniversary of Duane and Kristi's first date.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Thoughts About Friendship|Thoughts About Friendship]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (2:18) {{Reason}} {{Tragedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Galpals}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris gives his thoughts about friendship.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#For Laurel|For Laurel]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (0:28) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris delivers a message to Laurel from her dad.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Joshypants99 Birthday|Joshypants99 Birthday]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (2:02) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Josh's birthday.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Jared Linder Birthday|Jared Linder Birthday]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (1:34) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Music}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Jared Linder's birthday.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Anniversary and Baby|Anniversary and Baby]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (0:47) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Homos}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Francis Bonnefoy and Arthur Kirkland's anniversary and pregnancy.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Birthday for Brianna|Birthday for Brianna]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (1:29) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo Brianna's birthday, Chris gives some inspirational words.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Advice for Steven|Advice for Steven]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (1:34) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo of Chris trying to give advice to Steven.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Dimensional Merge Question|Dimensional Merge Question]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (1:28) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris answers a question about the dimensional merge.

*'''[[5 February 2026 Cameo videos#Roast for The Hootenanny (my group of friends)|Roast for The Hootenanny (my group of friends)]]''' ''5 [[February 2026]]'' (0:41) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for The Hootenanny.

*'''[[5 February 2026 Cameo videos#Roast for Jerry|Roast for Jerry]]''' ''5 [[February 2026]]'' (1:31) {{Reason}} {{Rage}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo to roast Jerry.

*'''[[5 February 2026 Cameo videos#Favorite Sonichu Story|Favorite Sonichu Story]]''' ''5 [[February 2026]]'' (1:28) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Comics}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris answers a question about his favorite Sonichu story.

*'''[[5 February 2026 Cameo videos#Other for Devon & Austin|Other for Devon & Austin]]''' ''5 [[February 2026]]'' (1:25) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Devon and Austins' 100th episode of their WTF Podcast and Chris gives advice to Austin in finding a sweetheart.

*'''[[5 February 2026 Cameo videos#Advice for Paul Farrell|Advice for Paul Farrell]]''' ''5 [[February 2026]]'' (1:43) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris does a tarot reading for Paul Farrell without being asked.

*'''[[5 February 2026 Cameo videos#Other for Shut up Tyler|Other for Shut up Tyler]]''' ''5 [[February 2026]]'' (1:01) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Video games}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris rejects the invitation from Tyler to participate in his event called Luigi Day.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 3]]''' ''6 [[February 2026]]'' (1:08:27) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 3.5 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Commodore 64 Ultimate Review Part 2 - Real Retro Gaming]]''' ''7 [[February 2026]]'' (54:15) {{Reason}} {{Video games}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reviews and plays the Commodore 64 Ultimate.

*'''[[7 February 2026 Cameo videos#Happy Holidays for Liam's Friends|Happy Holidays for Liam's Friends]]''' ''7 [[February 2026]]'' (0:50) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo wishing Happy Holidays for Liam's friends.

*'''[[7 February 2026 Cameo videos#Jared Bates Birthday|Jared Bates Birthday]]''' ''7 [[February 2026]]'' (0:38) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Jared Bates's birthday.

*'''[[7 February 2026 Cameo videos#Julia Birthday|Julia Birthday]]''' ''7 [[February 2026]]'' (0:57) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Sex}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Julia's birthday.

*'''[[7 February 2026 Cameo videos#Fathers Day|Fathers Day]]''' ''7 [[February 2026]]'' (0:56) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo from Darian to his father David wishing him a happy Fathers Day.

*'''[[7 February 2026 Cameo videos#Roasting Noah Powley|Roasting Noah Powley]]''' ''7 [[February 2026]]'' (1:30) {{Reason}} {{Comedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris tries to comedically roast Noah Powley.

*'''[[7 February 2026 Cameo videos#I DONT EVEN USE REDDIT IM FUCKING CRYINGGGGGG|I DONT EVEN USE REDDIT IM FUCKING CRYINGGGGGG]]''' ''? [[February 2026]]'' (0:48) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Valentine's Day Cameo for smugsuccubus.

*'''[[From Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5.]]''' ''7 [[February 2026]]'' (1:46) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Clip of Chris reading Act 6.5 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[8 February 2026 Cameo videos#Advice for Juicy|Advice for Juicy]]''' ''8 [[February 2026]]'' (3:15) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris does a tarot reading for Juicy without being asked.

*'''[[9 February 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Gets Confused|Chris Gets Confused]]''' ''9 [[February 2026]]'' (4:15) {{Crazy}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris gets confused about Jerry's marriage.

*'''[[9 February 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Gets Clarity|Chris Gets Clarity]]''' ''9 [[February 2026]]'' (2:20) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo after Chris gets clarification on the situation with Jerry.

*'''[[9 February 2026 Cameo videos#Krissy's Birthday|Krissy's Birthday]]''' ''9 [[February 2026]]'' (0:30) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Krissy's (fictional character) birthday.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 4]]''' ''9 [[February 2026]]'' (39:26) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 3.5 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 4 (video)]]''' ''11 [[February 2026]]'' (53:56) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 4 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Inspiration from Luann by Greg Evans]]''' ''11 [[February 2026]]'' (8:08) {{Reason}} {{Smug}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads ''Luann'' newspaper comic strips and talks about how it inspired him to write "Chaos Crystal Control".

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 5]]''' ''13 [[February 2026]]'' (1:21:03) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 5 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[HarmonyCon]]''' ''13 [[February 2026]]'' {{Rage}} {{Convention}} Chris gets kicked from HarmonyCon.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6]]''' ''14 [[February 2026]]'' (28:17) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 6 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[14 February 2026 Cameo videos#Birthday for Maurice|Birthday for Maurice]]''' ''14 [[February 2026]]'' (0:54) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Maurice's birthday.

*'''[[14 February 2026 Cameo videos#Valentine's Day for Steven|Valentine's Day for Steven]]''' ''14 [[February 2026]]'' (1:35) {{Reason}} {{Tragedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo Valentine's Day message for Steven who is hospitalized.

*'''[[14 February 2026 Cameo videos#Valentine's Day for Joshua Luke Baldwin|Valentine's Day for Joshua Luke Baldwin]]''' ''14 [[February 2026]]'' (0:53) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo Valentine's Day message for Joshua Luke Baldwin.

*'''[[14 February 2026 Cameo videos#Birthday for Elliott|Birthday for Elliott]]''' ''14 [[February 2026]]'' (0:35) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Elliott's birthday.

*'''[[14 February 2026 Cameo videos#Birthday for Kellen|Birthday for Kellen]]''' ''14 [[February 2026]]'' (0:45) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Kellen's birthday.

*'''[[14 February 2026 Cameo videos#Valentine's Day for Kyle|Valentine's Day for Kyle]]''' ''14 [[February 2026]]'' (1:01) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo Valentine's Day message for Kyle.

*'''[[14 February 2026 Cameo videos#Valentine's Day for Brianna|Valentine's Day for Brianna]]''' ''14 [[February 2026]]'' (1:15) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo Valentine's Day message for Brianna.

*'''[[14 February 2026 Cameo videos#Ricky|Ricky]]''' ''14 [[February 2026]]'' (1:27) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Ricky Berwick.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5, Part 1]]''' ''16 [[February 2026]]'' (46:38) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 6.5 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[16 February 2026 Cameo videos#Greg's Birthday|Greg's Birthday]]''' ''16 [[February 2026]]'' (0:27) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris sings to Greg for his birthday.

*'''[[16 February 2026 Cameo videos#Johnny Munoz's Birthday|Johnny Munoz's Birthday]]''' ''16 [[February 2026]]'' (0:43) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Homos}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Johnny Munoz's Birthday and 6 months anniversary for his and Justice's relationship.

*'''[[16 February 2026 Cameo videos#Ryan is Engaged|Ryan is Engaged]]''' ''16 [[February 2026]]'' (1:08) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris gives advice for Ryan's engagement.

*'''[[16 February 2026 Cameo videos#Pep Talk for Andrew|Pep Talk for Andrew]]''' ''16 [[February 2026]]'' (1:09) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris encourages Andrew.

*'''[[16 February 2026 Cameo videos#Go Sports Team!|Go Sports Team!]]''' ''16 [[February 2026]]'' (1:04) {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris cheers on an a sports team.

*'''[[16 February 2026 Cameo videos#Im speechless|Im speechless]]''' ''most likely 16 [[February 2026]]'' (1:03) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{video games}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo from Maya to Kaya telling them that they are the omega to her alpha. Maya also tells them to stop playing Overwatch and to play a real game, prompting Chris to go on a tangent about video game criticism.

*'''[[Chaos Crystal Control - Frequently Asked Question: Why do I refer to Sonichu Prime as Son]]''' ''17 [[February 2026]]'' (2:50) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} Clip of Chris reading an excerpt from his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5, Part 2]]''' ''18 [[February 2026]]'' (42:57) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 6.5 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[I Reiterate‎‎]]''' ''18 [[February 2026]]'' (3:58) {{Rage}} {{Smug}} {{Sex}} {{Rumors}} {{Trollsicon}} {{convention}} {{Incest}} {{Revelations}} Chris mad that he was kicked from HarmonyCon, reiterates his innocence in regards to his [[Affair with Mother|incestuous affair with his mother]].

*'''[[Ultimate Miracle Prelude]]''' ''18 [[February 2026]]'' (0:35) {{Crazy}} {{Reality}} Chris cleanses the entire earth pretending to be God.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5, Part 3]]''' ''20 [[February 2026]]'' (55:29) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 6.5 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 7, Part 1‎]]''' ''21 [[February 2026]]'' (1:26:47) {{Reason}} {{Rage}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 7 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 7, Part 2]]''' ''23 [[February 2026]]'' (54:49) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 7 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 8]]''' ''24 [[February 2026]]'' (1:29:14) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{Flutter}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 8 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Spiritual Love Day, February 24]]''' ''24 [[February 2026]]'' (4:41) {{Crazy}} {{Smug}} {{Other}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris celebrates his made up holiday "spiritual love day".

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Epilogue]]''' ''27 [[February 2026]]'' (30:02) {{Rage}} {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Racism}} {{Revelations}} Chris complains about getting facial hair and people interpreting his speech at HarmonyCon as him saying "white power" and then reads the epilogue of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

==March 2026==

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 1]]''' ''6 [[March 2026]]'' (35:00) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} Chris reads Act Plus of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 2, Crystal - 1]]''' ''18 [[February 2026]] (leaked: 13 [[March 2026]])'' (47:45) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{Leaked}} Chris reads Act Plus of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 3, Crystal - 2]]''' ''18 [[February 2026]] (leaked: 13 [[March 2026]])'' (59:25) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{Leaked}} Chris reads Act Plus of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 4, Liquidchu's Arrogance]]''' ''18 [[February 2026]] (leaked: 13 [[March 2026]])'' (1:06:31) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{Leaked}} Chris reads Act Plus of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 5, Ultimate Miracle Chaos Control]]''' ''18 [[February 2026]] (leaked: 13 [[March 2026]])'' (18:31) {{Reason}} {{Smug}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{Leaked}} Chris reads Act Plus of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[C-Log 03182026]]''' ''18 [[March 2026]]'' (31:23) {{Tragedy}} {{Rage}} {{Reason}} {{autism}} {{trollsicon}} {{sex}} {{television}} {{Galpals}} {{convention}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris complains about various things.

*'''[[19 March 2026 Cameo videos#Late Valentine's for Natalie|Late Valentine's for Natalie]]''' ''19 [[March 2026]]'' (0:39) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Video games}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Late Valentine's Day Cameo for Natalie and congratulating her for unlocking Funky Kong in Mario Kart Wii.

*'''[[19 March 2026 Cameo videos#Steve Couch's Birthday|Steve Couch's Birthday]]''' ''19 [[March 2026]]'' (0:39) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Steve Couch's birthday.

*'''[[19 March 2026 Cameo videos#Cali's Belated Birthday|Cali's Belated Birthday]]''' ''19 [[March 2026]]'' (1:07) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Homos}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Cali's belated birthday.

*'''[[19 March 2026 Cameo videos#Persona Roast|Persona Roast]]''' ''19 [[March 2026]]'' (0:46) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Video games}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo to roast Alex for liking [[Persona]] 4 over 3 and 5.

*'''[[19 March 2026 Cameo videos#Liam Anniversary|Liam Anniversary]]''' ''19 [[March 2026]]'' (0:39) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Morven and Liam's anniversary.

*'''[[19 March 2026 Cameo videos#AI Suck|AI Suck]]''' ''19 [[March 2026]]'' (1:07) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Music}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris sings an anti-AI song for Devon.

*'''[[19 March 2026 Cameo videos#Matthew's Birthday|Matthew's Birthday]]''' ''19 [[March 2026]]'' (1:13) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Matthew's birthday.

*'''[[19 March 2026 Cameo videos#Pep Talk for ALyssa|Pep Talk for ALyssa]]''' ''19 [[March 2026]]'' (0:51) {{Comedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo Pep Talk for Alyssa.

*'''[[19 March 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Talks About HarmonyCon|Chris Talks About HarmonyCon]]''' ''19 [[March 2026]]'' (3:38) {{Reason}} {{Tragedy}} {{Marketing}} {{convention}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris talks about what happened at HarmonyCon.

*'''[[20 March 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Talks About Electrolysis|Chris Talks About Electrolysis]]''' ''20 [[March 2026]]'' (1:20) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris talks about getting electrolysis.

*'''[[20 March 2026 Cameo videos#John's Birthday|John's Birthday]]''' ''20 [[March 2026]]'' (0:51) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Video games}} {{Business}} Cameo for John's birthday.

*'''[[20 March 2026 Cameo videos#A Joke Video for Josh|A Joke Video for Josh]]''' ''20 [[March 2026]]'' (0:41) {{Comedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo joke video for Josh.

*'''Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 2, Crystal - 1''' (''second version'') ''20 [[March 2026]]'' (45:40) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{Leaked}} Chris reads Act Plus of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story. Chris deleted ''Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 2, Crystal - 1'' and uploaded this version unlisted.

*'''Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 2, Crystal - 1''' (''third version'') ''20 [[March 2026]]'' (47:11) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} Chris reads Act Plus of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story. Chris deleted the second version of ''Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 2, Crystal - 1'' and uploaded this version.

*'''[[Love Is Love (Not You've Been Pwned)]]''' ''21 [[March 2026]]'' Cameo: (4:03) YouTube: (4:41) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Music}} {{Homos}} {{Business}} Chris sings his ''Love Is Love (Not You've Been Pwned)'' song for a Cameo.

*'''[[21 March 2026 Cameo videos#Cami The GOAT|Cami The GOAT]]''' ''21 [[March 2026]]'' (0:21) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris is told to call Cami the GOAT. GOAT is an acronym for "greatest of all time", however Chris thinks it is an inside joke.

*'''[[24 March 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Complains About The Real Blue Heart|Chris Complains About The Real Blue Heart]]''' ''24 [[March 2026]]'' (2:39) {{Tragedy}} {{Rage}} {{Crazy}} {{Marketing}} {{Video games}} {{Reality}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris talks about his week and complains about the Hyperdimension Neptunia character Ciel supposedly taking his moniker.

*'''[[24 March 2026 Cameo videos#Keep Up The Good Work Sam|Keep Up The Good Work Sam]]''' ''24 [[March 2026]]'' (1:03) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo of Chris telling Sam to keep up with the good work.

*'''[[24 March 2026 Cameo videos#Matthew's Birthday from Eric|Matthew's Birthday from Eric]]''' ''24 [[March 2026]]'' (1:07) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Matthew's birthday.

*'''[[25 March 2026 Cameo videos#Congratulations On Qualifying For The Nationals|Congratulations On Qualifying For The Nationals]]''' ''25 [[March 2026]]'' (0:46) {{Reason}} {{Comedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo of Chris congratulating Stevie for qualifying for the nationals.

*'''[[20-25 March 2026 Cameo videos#HB PAID CHRIS CHAN TO PROMOTE OUR BAND|HB PAID CHRIS CHAN TO PROMOTE OUR BAND]]''' ''?? [[March 2026]]'' (0:28) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo to shout out the band StiffBricc.

*'''[[26 March 2026 Cameo videos#Sonic Empire On 9b9t|Sonic Empire On 9b9t]]''' ''26 [[March 2026]]'' (0:52) {{Reason}} {{Comedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Video games}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris shouts out Soniccc06 and his faction Sonic Empire on the Minecraft survival anarchy server 9b9t.

*'''[[26 March 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Sings Happy Anniversary from The Flintstones|Chris Sings Happy Anniversary from The Flintstones]]''' ''26 [[March 2026]]'' (1:25) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Music}} {{Television}} {{Business}} Cameo for Marx and Erin's anniversary, Chris sings Happy Anniversary from The Flintstones.

*'''[[26 March 2026 Cameo videos#Shoutout to Froggy's Friends|Shoutout to Froggy's Friends]]''' ''26 [[March 2026]]'' (1:33) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Homos}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris gives a shoutout to all of Froggy's friends.

*'''[[26 March 2026 Cameo videos#Shaylynn's Birthday|Shaylynn's Birthday]]''' ''26 [[March 2026]]'' (1:45) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Homos}} {{Business}} Cameo for Shaylynn's birthday.

*'''[[27 March 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Plays The Gitar of Fail|Chris Plays The Gitar of Fail]]''' ''27 [[March 2026]]'' (1:49) {{Comedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Music}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris plays the Gitar of Fail and adlibs a song.

*'''[[27 March 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Does A Wrestler Impression|Chris Does A Wrestler Impression]]''' ''27 [[March 2026]]'' (0:29) {{Comedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris does a wrestler impression.

*'''[[28 March 2026 Cameo videos#Carly's Birthday|Carly's Birthday]]''' ''28 [[March 2026]]'' (0:59) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Carly's birthday.

*'''[[Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]]''' ''28 [[March 2026]]'' (4:16:58) {{Reason}} {{Video games}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Reality}} {{Live}} Chris plays Mewgenics while answering questions and receiving donations. Chris pretends to be Scarlet LaRose for a short amount of time.

*'''[[28 March 2026 Cameo videos#Brennen Rippie's Birthday and Dimensional Merge Explained|Brennen Rippie's Birthday and Dimensional Merge Explained]]''' ''28 [[March 2026]]'' (1:09) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Brennen Rippie's birthday and Chris briefly explains the dimensional merge.

*'''[[CLog - 03222026 - Announcement from Scarlet LaRose]]''' ''29 [[March 2026]]'' (5:24) {{Rage}} {{Tragedy}} {{Crazy}} {{Video games}} {{Reality}} Chris complains about the Hyperdimension Neptunia character Ciel supposedly taking his moniker and demands <s>Sega</s> Idea Factory to change the color of Ciel's blue <s>arms</s> heart.

*'''[[29 March 2026 Cameo videos#Kyle's Birthday|Kyle's Birthday]]''' ''29 [[March 2026]]'' (0:48) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Kyle's birthday.

*'''[[30 March 2026 Cameo videos#Lilly's Birthday|Lilly's Birthday]]''' ''30 [[March 2026]]'' (0:43) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Lilly's birthday.

*'''[[30 March 2026 Cameo videos#Jords Cartoons|Jords Cartoons]]''' ''30 [[March 2026]]'' (0:53) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Comics}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Jords cartoons.

*'''[[31 March 2026 Cameo videos#Matt's Birthday|Matt's Birthday]]''' ''31 [[March 2026]]'' (0:38) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Matt's birthday.

*'''[[31 March 2026 Cameo videos#Samuel M. Carlson|Samuel M. Carlson]]''' ''31 [[March 2026]]'' (2:16) {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Samuel M. Carlson's birthday, they also made Chris say a bunch of random references.

*'''[[31 March 2026 Cameo videos#Happy Easter to the Snail Catholic Snurch|Happy Easter to the Snail Catholic Snurch]]''' ''31 [[March 2026]]'' (1:08) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris wishes a happy easter to the Snail Catholic Snurch(Chris mispronounces Catholic) and provides some wisdom and insight.

==April 2026==

*'''[[1 April 2026 Cameo videos#Shoutout to Ashley's D&D Group|Shoutout to Ashley's D&D Group]]''' ''1 [[April 2026]]'' (0:40) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris gives a shoutout to Ashley Beasley's Dungeons and Dragons group.

*'''[[1-5 April 2026 Cameo videos#Brendan's Birthday|Brendan's Birthday]]''' ''1 [[April 2026]]'' (0:53) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Brendan.

*'''[[CLog 04012026 - A Confession]]''' ''1 [[April 2026]]'' (0:31) {{Smug}} {{Comedy}} {{Crazy}} {{Trollsicon}} Chris makes us think he is confessing to something, but it was an April Fool's joke, because Chris would never be transparent on anything.

*'''[[1 April 2026 Cameo videos#Juan Is Deployed In The Navy|Juan Is Deployed In The Navy]]''' ''1 [[April 2026]]'' (0:40) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Juan who is deployed in the navy.

*'''[[2 April 2026 Cameo videos#Hailey and Parker Birthday|Hailey and Parker Birthday]]''' ''2 [[April 2026]]'' (0:53) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Hailey and Parker who are twins.

*'''[[2 April 2026 Cameo videos#Stevie's Birthday|Stevie's Birthday]]''' ''2 [[April 2026]]'' (0:34) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Stevie.

*'''[[2 April 2026 Cameo videos#Devon's Birthday|Devon's Birthday]]''' ''2 [[April 2026]]'' (1:14) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Devon. Chris also shows his Sonichu and Son-Chu figures.

*'''[[2 April 2026 Cameo videos#Frank's Birthday|Frank's Birthday]]''' ''2 [[April 2026]]'' (0:39) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Frank.

*'''[[2 April 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Sings The Joker by Steve Miller Band|Chris Sings The Joker by Steve Miller Band]]''' ''2 [[April 2026]]'' (4:02) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Music}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris was commissioned to sing ''The Joker'' by Steve Miller Band.

*'''[[2 April 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Sings Wiggle TWRK Remix by Jason Derulo and Snoop Dogg|Chris Sings Wiggle TWRK Remix by Jason Derulo and Snoop Dogg]]''' ''2 [[April 2026]]'' (8:17) {{Rage}} {{Marketing}} {{Music}} {{Sex}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris was commissioned to reluctantly sing the TWRK Remix of ''Wiggle'' by Jason Derulo and Snoop Dogg.

*'''[[3 April 2026 Cameo videos#Congratulations Dean|Congratulations Dean]]''' ''3 [[April 2026]]'' (1:48) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris congratulates Dean for getting a master's degree in quantitative finance, complains about AI, and encourages Dean on getting a job.

*'''[[3 April 2026 Cameo videos#Advice for Mark|Advice for Mark]]''' ''3 [[April 2026]]'' (1:30) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris tries to give advice to Mark, who is trying to find a romantic partner.

*'''[[3 April 2026 Cameo videos#Jerry's Second Roast|Jerry's Second Roast]]''' ''3 [[April 2026]]'' (1:26) {{Rage}} {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo to roast Jerry again.

*'''[[4 April 2026 Cameo videos#Happy Easter Emily Botta|Happy Easter Emily Botta]]''' ''4 [[April 2026]]'' (0:47) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo wishing Emily Botta a happy easter.

*'''[[1-5 April 2026 Cameo videos#Sofie's Birthday|Sofie's Birthday]]''' ''4 [[April 2026]]'' (0:49) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Sofie. The commissioner also asked Chris to draw her, Chris explains that is a commission for Etsy.

*'''[[4 April 2026 Cameo videos#Chandler's Birthday|Chandler's Birthday]]''' ''4 [[April 2026]]'' (0:58) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Chandler.

*'''[[CLog 04042026 - We Three Are Here Together With All of You]]''' ''4 [[April 2026]]'' (14:20) {{Smug}} {{Crazy}} {{Reality}} {{Video games}} {{Dimensional Merge}} Chris explains the dimensional merge, pretends to be Scarlet LaRose, complains about the real blue heart and then pretends to be Jesus.

*'''[[5 April 2026 Cameo videos#First Wedding Anniversary|First Wedding Anniversary]]''' ''5 [[April 2026]]'' (0:37) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris congratulates a couple on their first anniversary of their wedding.

*'''[[6 April 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Has A Mental Breakdown|Chris Has A Mental Breakdown]]''' ''6 [[April 2026]]'' (4:17) {{Rage}} {{Tragedy}} {{Crazy}} {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Sex}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Reality}} {{Rumors}} {{Business}} {{Incest}} Cameo where Chris has a mental breakdown. He is jealous of [[Lightning Bliss]] and claims that he lied to everyone about his incest with his mom.

*'''[[6 April 2026 Cameo videos#Ave's Birthday|Ave's Birthday]]''' ''6 [[April 2026]]'' (1:02) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Television}} {{Autism}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Ave. Chris also answers a question about his favorite My Little Pony character, which is Twilight Sparkle.

*'''[[7 April 2026 Cameo videos#Ignore Short Feisty Cigar Man and FNaF is Real|Ignore Short Feisty Cigar Man and FNaF is Real]]''' ''7 [[April 2026]]'' (2:29) {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{Marketing}} {{Video games}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris tells Daniel to ignore the short feisty cigar man that is harassing him and says Five Nights at Freddy's is real in C-197.

*'''[[8 April 2026 Cameo videos#Ali's Birthday|Ali's Birthday]]''' ''8 [[April 2026]]'' (1:14) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Video games}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Ali who is working on a video game.

*'''[[6-10 April 2026 Cameo videos#Jerry's Third Roast|Jerry's Third Roast]]''' ''10 [[April 2026]]'' (2:29) {{Rage}} {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo to roast Jerry for a third time.

*'''[[11-15 April 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Gets Clarity Again|Chris Gets Clarity Again]]''' ''11 [[April 2026]]'' (1:42) {{Reason}} {{Rage}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo after Chris gets clarification on the situation with Jerry, ''again'', somehow Chris forgot. Chris also attempts to roast Jerry again.

*'''[[CLog 04112026 - Responses to Courtney's Recent Thoughts]]''' ''11 [[April 2026]]'' (34:27) {{Reason}} {{Tragedy}} {{Crazy}} {{Autism}} {{Comics}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Rumors}} {{Reality}} {{SNT}} {{Idea Guys}} {{Emily}} {{Incest}} Chris reacts and responds to [[ProjectSNT]]'s video.

*'''[[11-15 April 2026 Cameo videos#Christian Rafferty's Birthday|Christian Rafferty's Birthday]]''' ''12 [[April 2026]]'' (1:31) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Christian Rafferty.

*'''[[11-15 April 2026 Cameo videos#You Can Do It Mayson|You Can Do It Mayson]]''' ''12 [[April 2026]]'' (0:47) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris encourages Mayson.

*'''[[11-15 April 2026 Cameo videos#Cheering Up Clinton|Cheering Up Clinton]]''' ''12 [[April 2026]]'' (1:12) {{Comedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris tries to cheer up Clinton by trying to be funny.

*'''[[11-15 April 2026 Cameo videos#Hay Season for Travis|Hay Season for Travis]]''' ''13 [[April 2026]]'' (1:09) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Alden's father Travis who has hay season coming up.

*'''[[11-15 April 2026 Cameo videos#Cameo for Corey|Cameo for Corey]]''' ''14 [[April 2026]]'' (0:25) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Corey.

*'''[[11-15 April 2026 Cameo videos#Thank you Chris.|Thank you Chris.]]''' ''unknown'' (0:43) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for [[Chris and drugs|Jorge Cervantes]].

*'''[[11-15 April 2026 Cameo videos#Firefighter and Paramedic Ethan's Birthday|Firefighter and Paramedic Ethan's Birthday]]''' ''15 [[April 2026]]'' (1:39) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Ethan, who is a firefighter and a paramedic.

*'''[[11-15 April 2026 Cameo videos#Elizabeth and Ray|Elizabeth and Ray]]''' ''15 [[April 2026]]'' (0:43) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Elizabeth from Ray who were best friends for 13 years.

*'''[[11-15 April 2026 Cameo videos#Nolan's Birthday|Nolan's Birthday]]''' ''15 [[April 2026]]'' (1:03) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Nolan.

*'''[[11-15 April 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Talks Politics|Chris Talks Politics]]''' ''15 [[April 2026]]'' (1:22) {{Reason}} {{Smug}} {{Marketing}} {{Politics}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris hears Andy is heading to the final season of college and is majoring in politics. Chris then says he has so many ideas and suggests every grocery store in every state should have recycling bins and says he would vote for [[Kamala Harris]] again.

*'''[[11-15 April 2026 Cameo videos#Patrick's Birthday|Patrick's Birthday]]''' ''15 [[April 2026]]'' (1:59) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Music}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Patrick. Chris answers some questions about his interests, mainly about music.

*'''[[11-15 April 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Talks About CWCville|Chris Talks About CWCville]]''' ''15 [[April 2026]]'' (3:13) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Comics}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris explains the history of CWCville.

*'''[[11-15 April 2026 Cameo videos#Rennie's Birthday|Rennie's Birthday]]''' ''15 [[April 2026]]'' (0:46) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Rennie.

*'''[[11-15 April 2026 Cameo videos#Jake's Birthday|Jake's Birthday]]''' ''15 [[April 2026]]'' (0:58) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Jake.

*'''[[16-20 April 2026 Cameo videos#Come Out of the Closet Guy|Come Out of the Closet Guy]]''' ''16 [[April 2026]]'' (0:51) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Homos}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris tells Kojo to [[SLGBTQ|come out of the closet]].

*'''[[16-20 April 2026 Cameo videos#Roasting Denzel Crocker from The Fairly Odd Parents|Roasting Denzel Crocker from The Fairly Odd Parents]]''' ''16 [[April 2026]]'' (1:00) {{Comedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Television}} {{Business}} Cameo commissioned to roast Denzel Crocker, a character from the animated television series ''The Fairly Odd Parents''. Chris was told by the commissioner it was their teacher, but he instantly got the reference.

*'''[[16-20 April 2026 Cameo videos#Dylan's Birthday|Dylan's Birthday]]''' ''16 [[April 2026]]'' (1:12) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Dylan.

*'''[[16-20 April 2026 Cameo videos#Garden's Birthday|Garden's Birthday]]''' ''16 [[April 2026]]'' (0:35) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Garden.

*'''[[16-20 April 2026 Cameo videos#Mia's Birthday|Mia's Birthday]]''' ''17 [[April 2026]]'' (1:37) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Mia.

*'''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1]]''' ''17 [[April 2026]]'' (31:41) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} Chris reviews and plays with Transformers toys, in an imitation of better YouTube toy channels. Chris accidentally made the video public and immediately set it to private. Chris later officially published a different version on 24 April 2026.

*'''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man]]''' ''17 [[April 2026]]'' (27:04) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Video games}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reviews and plays with Transformers toys, in an imitation of better YouTube toy channels. He also shows off the Switch 2 console someone sent him.

*'''[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - It's Play Time]]''' ''17 [[April 2026]]'' (1:22) The skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man''.

*'''[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - It's Play Time (Subtitled)]]''' ''17 [[April 2026]]'' (1:22) Subtitles version of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man''.

*'''[[16-20 April 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Reminisces About The Pokémon TCG|Chris Reminisces About The Pokémon TCG]]''' ''17 [[April 2026]]'' (1:43) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Video games}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris talks about his history with the Pokémon TCG.

*'''[[16-20 April 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Sings Unbirthday from Alice in Wonderland for Jalen|Chris Sings Unbirthday from Alice in Wonderland for Jalen]]''' ''17 [[April 2026]]'' (0:53) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Music}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris sings Unbirthday from the animated movie ''Alice in Wonderland'' for Jalen.

*'''[[16-20 April 2026 Cameo videos#Piss Corner|Piss Corner]]''' ''18 [[April 2026]]'' (1:05) {{Comedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris is told to say that him and Magi Chan sent someone to an alternate dimension for discovering John's piss corner.

*'''[[16-20 April 2026 Cameo videos#Philip Is Hospitalized|Philip Is Hospitalized]]''' ''18 [[April 2026]]'' (1:06) {{Tragedy}} {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for the enabler Philip who has been hospitalized. Chris sympathizes and talks about his father's history of medical problems.

*'''[[16-20 April 2026 Cameo videos#Keith and Richard Wedding|Keith and Richard Wedding]]''' ''20 [[April 2026]]'' (0:51) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Homos}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris congratulates Keith and Richard on their wedding and sings the melody to Bridal Chorus poorly.

*'''[[16-20 April 2026 Cameo videos#Maddie's Birthday|Maddie's Birthday]]''' ''?? [[April 2026]]'' (1:49) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for maddgrxce01.

*'''[[21 April 2026 Cameo videos#Abbey's Birthday|Abbey's Birthday]]''' ''21 [[April 2026]]'' (0:40) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Abbey.

*'''[[21 April 2026 Cameo videos#Noah's Birthday|Noah's Birthday]]''' ''21 [[April 2026]]'' (1:39) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Noah.

*'''[[21 April 2026 Cameo videos#Lauren's Self Confidence Issue|Lauren's Self Confidence Issue]]''' ''21 [[April 2026]]'' (1:19) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Lauren where Chris tells her to be humble and aware and to be confident in herself.

*'''[[24 April 2026 Cameo videos#Shoutout to Moonshadow Syndicate Empire|Shoutout to Moonshadow Syndicate Empire]]''' ''24 [[April 2026]]'' (0:35) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris gives a shoutout to Moonshadow Syndicate Empire.

*'''[[24 April 2026 Cameo videos#Roast for Jamari|Roast for Jamari]]''' ''24 [[April 2026]]'' (1:01) {{Comedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo to roast Jamari.

*'''[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Changable Scouts Part 1]]''' ''24 [[April 2026]]'' (8:28) The skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1''.

*'''[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Changable Scouts Part 1 - Subtitled]]''' ''24 [[April 2026]]'' (8:28) Subtitles version of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1''.

*'''[[21-25 April 2026 Cameo videos#Kevin Jimenez's Birthday|Kevin Jimenez's Birthday]]''' ''25 [[April 2026]]'' (1:06) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Kevin Jimenez.

*'''[[26 April 2026 Cameo videos#Mother's Day for Kendal|Mother's Day for Kendal]]''' ''26 [[April 2026]]'' (0:28) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Mother's Day Cameo for Kendal.

*'''[[26 April 2026 Cameo videos#Jacob's Rough Week|Jacob's Rough Week]]''' ''26 [[April 2026]]'' (0:50) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris tries to encourage Jacob, who has been having a rough week.

*'''[[26 April 2026 Cameo videos#Favorite My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Characters and Athena's Tarot Reading|Favorite My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Characters and Athena's Tarot Reading]]''' '26 [[April 2026]]'' (4:26) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Television}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris tells Athena his favorite My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic characters and does a Tarot reading for Athena.

*'''[[26 April 2026 Cameo videos#Pep Talk for Willy Brothbone|Pep Talk for Willy Brothbone]]''' ''26 [[April 2026]]'' (1:27) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris tries to give general and dating advice to Willy Brothbone.

*'''[[26 April 2026 Cameo videos#Connor's Birthday|Connor's Birthday]]''' ''26 [[April 2026]]'' (0:43) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Connor.

*'''[[27 April 2026 Cameo videos#Robin's Tarot Reading|Robin's Tarot Reading]]''' ''27 [[April 2026]]'' (2:23) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris does a Tarot reading for Robin.

*'''[[27 April 2026 Cameo videos#Olivia's Tarot Reading|Olivia's Tarot Reading]]''' ''27 [[April 2026]]'' (1:45) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris does a Tarot reading for Olivia.

*'''[[27 April 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Sings Pure Imagination from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory|Chris Sings Pure Imagination from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory]]''' ''27 [[April 2026]]'' (4:16) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Music}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris sings Pure Imagination from the 1971 film ''Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory'' for Meenerman.

*'''[[27 April 2026 Cameo videos#Matt and Gabby Wedding|Matt and Gabby Wedding]]''' ''27 [[April 2026]]'' (0:58) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris congratulates Matt and Gabby on their wedding.

*'''[[27 April 2026 Cameo videos#Rhys Kai green's Birthday|Rhys Kai green's Birthday]]''' ''27 [[April 2026]]'' (0:46) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Rhys Kai green. [[Jew|Mazel tov!]]

*'''[[27 April 2026 Cameo videos#Zechariah's Birthday|Zechariah's Birthday]]''' ''27 [[April 2026]]'' (0:44) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Zechariah. Mazel tov!

*'''[[27 April 2026 Cameo videos#Move On From "It", Eddie|Move On From "It", Eddie]]''' ''27 [[April 2026]]'' (1:08) {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{Marketing}} {{Homos}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris is requested by Joey to tell Eddie to move on from "it", referring to Eddie's girlfriend.

*'''[[27 April 2026 Cameo videos#Roasting Andrew McGraw and Big John|Roasting Andrew McGraw and Big John]]''' ''27 [[April 2026]]'' (1:17) {{Comedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo to roast Andrew McGraw and Big John.

*'''[[26-30 April 2026 Cameo videos#Jerry's Fourth Roast|Jerry's Fourth Roast]]''' ''28 [[April 2026]]'' (1:40){{Rage}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo to roast Jerry for a fourth time.

*'''[[Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies#Scene Change videos|TLUM Movie Scene Change Videos]]''' ''29 [[April 2026]]'' (0:08) Standalone videos of the scene transitions of the compilation videos.

*'''[[29 April 2026 Cameo videos#Advice for Nick fahey|Advice for Nick fahey]]''' ''29 [[April 2026]]'' (1:44) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris tries to give advice to Nick who is wanting to date his best friend.

*'''[[29 April 2026 Cameo videos#Aiden and Camille Wedding|Aiden and Camille Wedding]]''' ''29 [[April 2026]]'' (0:42) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris congratulates Aiden and Camille on their wedding.

*'''[[29 April 2026 Cameo videos#Mother's Day for Christina|Mother's Day for Christina]]''' ''29 [[April 2026]]'' (0:31) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Mother's Day Cameo for Christina from her husband.

*'''[[26-30 April 2026 Cameo videos#Congratulations Hannah|Congratulations Hannah]]''' ''?? [[April 2026]]'' (0:52) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Homos}} {{Autism}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris congratulates Hannah for being [[SLGBTQ|queer]] and [[autistic]] and [[alcohol|remaining sober]].

==May 2026==
*'''[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video - Subtitled]]''' ''1 [[May 2026]]'' (11:54) Subtitled version of a transformers skit video.

*'''[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]]''' ''1 [[May 2026]]'' (11:54) A transformers skit video.

*'''[[Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going]]''' ''1 [[May 2026]]'' (2:23) {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} Chris carries out his master plan to shatter the barrier between dimensions by mailing Sonichu medallions to prominent people. He also buries one of his medallions.

*'''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2]]''' ''8 [[May 2026]]'' (47:28) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} Chris reviews and plays with Transformers toys, in an imitation of better YouTube toy channels.

*'''[[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]''' ''8 [[May 2026]]'' (9:18) The skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2''.

*'''[[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]''' ''8 [[May 2026]]'' (9:18) Subtitles version of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2''.

*'''[[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]''' ''15 [[May 2026]]'' (6:45) Cut skits from ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto''.

*'''[[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]''' ''15 [[May 2026]]'' (6:45) Subtitles version of the cut skits from ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto''.

*'''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3]]''' ''22 [[May 2026]]'' (43:38) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} Chris reviews and plays with Transformers toys, in an imitation of better YouTube toy channels.

*'''[[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]''' ''22 [[May 2026]]'' (10:24) Subtitles version of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3''.

*'''[[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]''' ''22 [[May 2026]]'' (10:24) The skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3''.

*'''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto - Updated]]''' ''29 [[May 2026]]'' (44:25) Update of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto''.

*'''[[Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]''' ''29 [[May 2026]]'' (16:03) Cut skits from ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto''.

*'''[[Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]''' ''29 [[May 2026]]'' (16:03) Subtitles version of the cut skits from ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto''.

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Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto

2026-05-29T23:12:54Z

Master:

'''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto''' is a video uploaded to Chris's [[YouTube]] channel on 1 [[August 2025]]. This video is a part of Chris's [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews]] series.

==Video==
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| stardate = 1 [[August 2025]]
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| previous = [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - C-C 82 (Autobot) Chris-Chan Origin Form]]
| next = [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Decepticlone S.A.V. (Scoundrel As Vessel)]]
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===Description===
{{quotebox|Review of the ([[Decepticon]]) [[Gwen Mikoto|Gwenmi Mikoto]] figure of Transformers Legacy United Merged.
 

Bio on box typed on Cwclight:
[''Link to [[CWC_Blog_(Cwclight)#Transformers_Legacy_United_Merge_Bios|Transformers bios]]'']

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Playlist for Punicrackder-V: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Follow me on BlueSky: 
[''Link to [[Bluesky]] profile'']

You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore 
[''Link to BigBadToyStore'']

Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store 
[''Link to [[Cwclight]]'']

Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

}}

===Raw captions===
{{collapsible|Text from YouTube's captions|d to the moon and let me play among the
stars Let me see what spring is like on
Jupiter and
Mars In other
[Music]
words prime
[Music]
There is no room left for you on this
very timeline Gwen
meakoto you get out so that our timeline
may be restored to the prime as it was
before
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Every last one of you toxic worst
darkest sitting
individuals
out Hey everybody what's up jesus Christ
science prime here once again and today
we are going to be reviewing the next
figure the legacy of Diver Burge
9 Decepticon
Glebbeotto and here we are and well here
she is and first and foremost as always
we're going to take a look at the
packaging so right up here we have
Makoto in her truck mode a lovely a fine
little pickup Truck looks so dirty and
grimy and covered in filth Anyway yeah
Anyway she is a deluxe class Classic
delet classic class The little hole All
right Decepticon webbby threads for buzz
On this side of the box you got some uh
some artwork of uh Miss Makoto right
here And she just looks like she's out
for something Out for revenge Look at
that face and even her name and
cybertronian
writing On the other side of the box you
got the top half of the lovely poster
artwork And I feel like as when you
could when you look at the previous
figure video and yeah I feel like they
definitely got a new piece of art here
for this And this you put these two
halves here They look great This is very
nice I like this Anyway uh there's the
top of the box Lacy night birds There's
the B bird stage barcodes And on the
back of the box you got your obligatory
product She does this that and the other
And uh little ly bio if you want to read
that if in your own time or if you want
to just take your time This will be
posted on that lovely little page on the
quick light blog So there you go And
that's basically it for the packaging
And moving right along here we have uh
Miss Makoto in her truck mode And I'll
give you all the uh brief story in case
you have not heard So during the events
of Idea Guy and Johnson Wilds in between
late 2017 and early 2018 where we
heavily diverted away from the prime
timeline at which we haven't always been
We were the prime we at least I and a
whole lot of y'all watching this were of
that prime timeline as well
And these people came in they shifted us
fastly away from that timeline And we
have been slowly and steadily with as
many of the obvious signs that have been
appearing over the years the recent
years since then that have confirmed
that we have been shifting and
everything is coming back to place
correcting itself and so forth It should
be very obvious to you It shall be very
clear and obvious to anybody that is
highly intuitive and psychic
powered essentially saying ask an
authentic
psychic All right So anyway so here she
is at her truck mode It's just uh little
brown pickup truck Just looks dirty We
got some mud on top So let's get a
closeup here Look at the uh details
There's a Decepticon symbol right there
on top a trans color windshield with uh
details on the inside and uh just even
more details on the inside if you uh
take a look in
there and so
on Anyway yeah So then you got uh the
yellow headlights and pinks and little
bit of silver some whites and uh goes
along the side of the truck Uh just a
lot of muddy brown more grays It just
looks so dank and grim grungy And
there's your tail lights that red and
yellow And yep So there is the
top There is the bottom She does roll as
only thing Hooray for rolling rolling
around dirty brother trucking
things And now for
comparison So here she is with the CC82
in her tank mode
complete with their little Titan master
manina
tank And yeah just to uh get the other
obvious comparison as place So here she
is with uh Christian Prime right there
As if that uh punch through time did not
damage Makoto
enough
Anyway and we'll throw this in as well
So here she is with Sonu right there
with
Prime And of course now we get on to the
uh the show so far with her actual
teammate So here she is
with Megatron right
there Uh
with
crasher
with put a slab of the first Hey Parsley
what are you doing here i'm just getting
in my review video now You lousy hunk of
scrap I'm going to burn your ass so bad
when we get back into the office I'm so
scared
with SIV the
first
with Septic Clone
Tractor And now for the uh kind of an
obvious mold mate comparison Here she is
with Time's Return
Cup So there you
go And moving right along let's run to
her accessories So she comes with a few
of course Uh we'll start off with her
Titan Master So here she is And just uh
Yep there you go Little tiny GBY Makoto
that just uh drives her pickup truck
self because she was a human that
identified a robot but then she did
upgrade it and as she became a
cyberronian unwittingly unwillingly And
we can look at the uh details So here we
have a lovely little molded face right
there the body and arms and
just Oh we'll just leave that in But at
least we got a good shot of the face
this time And uh obviously uh to go
around the back and there we have the uh
upside down face right there Low and
articulation What we got so we got the
ball on the joint You got got your
wiggly waggly Uh look up a little bit Uh
look down a little bit It can do a full
360 And arms can uh move up about that
far And of course they go down They can
go out side to side And uh legs as usual
can move forward that far and back that
far And then you got the back and forth
knee joint right there
And uh for comparison here she is with
uh Christian Cham Prime
Headmaster And here she is with a G1
headbuster And she does get some she
does have some weapery So yep So she
first comes with this little silver
rifle gun right here And that little
detail on it Lots of silver paint some
reason why white they used white plastic
on this Yep She gets this little gun And
she does come with her own little blade
right here which also looks like it
might double as a rifle if you think
about it But yeah there you go Uh it's a
sword She can wield it That'll work And
she also comes with her own bashing pink
shield right there And yeah she can uh
like you know defend herself and just
big big bash has like a one air jump
weapon she has and it comes with this
little uh has this little handle on here
which uh she can you can rotate that up
and then it could double as in battle if
you want to You're totally dependent on
which
so it's uh so we can incorporate the
tide master into the vehicle mode as uh
usually it's just a simple it's in the
driver's seat So we open this up There's
the uh little groove in there for the
back of the feet to go into So yeah just
uh there like that And best you can you
might want to undo the uh connections at
the point the transmission connection
just to get in there But it can be done
It can be
done And this is not working right now
This is not connecting Why is that
because the camera's on because the
camera is
on Um Oh you know what i think we got it
That'll do There you go She's driving
her pickup truck itself All right So we
got five mil ports here on the either
side and ports up here So weapon storage
Easy enough Uh could pop one right there
and uh pop this You could put it up here
or you can just uh put on the side to be
like that Little creaky but at least you
know it's not going to fall out And uh
maybe not the best delicate for the
shield but at least you can store it up
there Make it look like uh she's
carrying this bit of luggage in her
truck
pocket Is she not a tank all right Well
anyway so without further ado let's get
uh down the transformation shall we
let's Let's I'm going to make her feel
dizzy Dizzy I got to spin and spin and
I'm gonna make her
go there Yes Okay Anyway let's get down
to transformation So we'll move the uh
weaponry and uh take a little headmaster
out Yes there's emotional baggage But
anyway so first step is uh we take the
back of the uh truck here We pull that
out That's going to split apart right
there a little while And uh on either
side you get pull the legs out There's
uh slots right there These tabs are
going to glue into Just pull that down
That'll go right there And then yep same
thing on the other side We can go ahead
and uh flip the feed out right there
They're on either
side Takes might take a little
fingernail to do that with And uh we can
go ahead and angle this So we're going
to take this and uh rotate this up This
is the uh top of the uh body This goes
right down there We can go ahead take
care of this as well So that stays there
And you just want to rotate that up And
then we close the uh windshield over all
that We can lower these a little bit And
uh and we got to rotate at the waist as
well So we just fold these These are a
couple of hinges You got a slot right
there that this tab is going to go
into And then you take these There's a
slot right there tap right there And uh
you just uh put that down here And then
you pull this down You got the little
groove right there Can you see that
little groove right behind the wheel
that this little tab is going to slip
right into so you just pop that in there
And there you go Satisfying click And
second verse Just like the first Put the
leg together like that And put the put
the thigh down the shining guard and
this in there And now we'll uh work on
the upper body a little bit Just uh take
the arms There's a slot tab connection
right there that keeps them in place
Just put it right there Now uh it's like
a gay looking What the is going on
there cuz her hands are up like that And
uh you just take hold of them off right
there There's like a little post right
there that goes the slot to keep that in
place And you then you just fold the
hand
down The same thing on the other side
This is a bit tight on my copy And then
that that and yep And of course uh she's
missing her head and which that's going
to be
remedied You know just a simple
headmaster
transformation right there And you plug
that
in And there you go So there you have
Gwen
Makoto in her robot
mode And well that's it This is her This
is freaking We Makoto as she is you
know Yeah But let's get in closer Look
at the details I'm going to rotate the
camera up a little bit because that's
Look at there Look in the eyes So anyway
so there's her mug and she's got that
bug that just is no good right there She
looks so angry all the time And yep
Decepticon symbol right there on the
chest and the details we see on the
truck mode and
other did some details going on there
those
carvings And then just going down the
legs she got some pink stripes on her on
her thighs right there I mean yeah Wait
our shins I mean our shin guards and
that was her choice There's taillights
and uh going up the uh back Yeah there's
some there's some loose joints in this
figure Anyway so uh articulation wise
what we got i'm going to tell you So the
head is on a ball joint So you got your
wiggly waggly wiggly leg She can look up
only a slight bit She can look down that
little bit Uh it can rotate a full 360
Arms can rotate a full 360 They can move
in and out A little bit of rotation
there Oh bicep rotation Here you go And
you have a double joint You have a
double jointed elbow for full range of
movement Uh no rotation at the wrist but
uh that hand can move outward like that
if you need it to Waist
rotation And legs can move forward that
far and
back that far Yep and uh
outward that far She cannot even do a
full split And you got the thigh
rotation up
there 90 degrees of bend at the foot And
uh the toe chain can move down if you
need to And that's pretty much it for uh
for her for
articulation So now let's uh run through
her uh weaponry and assortments So of
course she can wield her weapons She can
uh hold her hold her sword like that and
she can hold her gun in the other
hand It's a tight fit but yeah there you
go She can pew pew slash pew pew slash
and all that good stuff right there And
um yep there Take that out And yes you
can even put the shield in her hand like
so So they go shield shield Bad bash or
Yep Um there you go Hack hack
hex
Yeah Or yet cuz she got this little
poster right here Let's see what that
looks like You can even have holding her
blade like as if it was a gun It looks
like a gun I mean this is not bush
compatible but I just would mainly just
count this as a sword So yeah So you got
that going on All right So you got some
you have some weapon storage You just uh
main you mainly just have the uh these
two these two five mil ports on her back
You can uh take her sword and put that
back here You can take her gun and try
kind of put it back there kind of but
just they goofed up on that It's not
exactly the most elegant thing Oh you
know what may as well I may as well do
this
give her a mock
Megatron type of look since she's
leading her this leading her share of
Decepticons on Earth at this point
Mostly Decepticones but yeah you can
store these weapons on her back And uh
yeah you can even store the shield back
here Again not the most uh elegant way
to store it but there you go Storage if
you want it H Anyway so at least this
one gun she's holding that is blouch
compatible So yes it is We can take a
blouch and just uh pop it right on in
there And we can have a big
old timeline diverting chaos bringing
makotoing and it fails epically
And now for Come Paradise Here is
Makakota with the
CC82 Definitely shorter but hey she
still had some growing to do
with
prime
with another
prime She's
outclassed and uh
with Sonu right there And now of course
her associates Here she is
with
Megatron
with
Crasher with Decepticone
Corrector
with PL the
first
with SIV the
first And lastly but not leastly here
she is compared
with Times Return Cup An old man versus
a grouchy lady So there you
go All right So yeah this is the Gweni
Makoto I mean I'm just going to switch
to being nonbiased and just as a figure
itself you know this a decent figure
Take it for what you will at least uh
you know a few loose joints here and
there but other than that you know it's
not bad And the fact that we have like a
dirty looking truck al mode kind of
gives the uh figure some appeal It's
just obviously it's uh clear that she's
been through quite one bit of ordeal or
another but still you know she has had
she still wants to take out her revenge
on me and uh but all the other
Christians Christ out the multiverse but
then again you know what we've been
through our share of emotional or times
and well and all that and we have grown
immensely And by that of course I mean
emotionally and mentally but that's uh
just uh going a bit into personal
details But yeah this essentially um not
bad figure It's here and there you know
yada yada yada All right so anyway there
you go So now I picked up this figure
from Target You got these are pop these
figures are pop up in your Walmarts is
your Targets your big bad toy store
everything Earth and everywhere the toy
stores are sold even our toy stores even
on Amazon.com
But yeah just essentially uh yeah if you
uh the links to the some of these
websites claim BBTS will be in the
description down below So yeah um as for
my socials I forgot to mention this last
time There's a bit of a slight trend I
mean I'll still post on a rare on
occasion time on my blue sky I'm not
posting anymore on Twitter except for
the purely occasional uh Etsy detail or
there's like a fact that I want to
retweet that just I feel like it heavily
resonates and whatnot But anyway uh
between that and the blogs on my quick
light the links to all that will be in
the description down below And I think
that pretty much it So uh that is
Transformers Legacy Night Merge Gwi
Makoto and this is Jesus Christ Chance
Prime saying remember you don't stop
playing because you grow you grow up
because you stop playing be geek be
proud bro I had to go through a few
junkyards but I finally found a nose
code that fit me I'm able to go back and
join the battle You know what i just
don't get our superior sometimes They're
just so tough at Even the boss
lady she's just so critical and
judgmental Doesn't give us even
Decepticons a break I know the boss lady
and first our superiors they rarely ever
give us a hard time Well at least the
party was good But let's at least the
character that actually survived
actually was able to host it Yeah even
I'm just a background lonely deceptive
clone but even I can count and
appreciate the good things in life Uh
hey you guys see that coming to the
window some distance i don't know what
it is but I think it's coming this way
What what are you talking about oh the h
I see it I think it is coming this way I
got to get out of
here Oh It's the boss lady Uh
boss ma'am Uh are you all right
[Music]
yeah I say she's all right All right All
right You think I'm okay you pair of
deceptic goons I just got wet miles away
by Christian
bright She makes me so
furious There's so around here Hey Hey
What day is
today well ma'am today is actually June
20th You've been gone for a little while
Crasher took your place Ma'am she'll be
giving orders to us Ma'am And we've been
actually very reluctant and very
hesitant about her Ma'am crush her Damn
it She lights worse than Starscream
sometimes Or she just works worse than
Starcream I'm going to have to fight the
crap out of that stomping
bot What's it up with you now
and you landed on me so hard
boss Man that really hurt my
back Damn it I just had that nose code
replaced Damn it Uh now I'm going to
have to go find another one Ah damn
right You're going to have to find
another one that fast Ma'am Yes ma'am
Come boss Ma'am sir Ma'am Uh yes
Meanwhile I'm going to have to go give
Crasher a talking to and report her to
Megatron that psycho in the process
She's not going to have a good day about
it
all And neither was
I Well yeah I suppose uh getting beat up
by Prime and flying that's definitely a
lot worse than me losing my nose cone
again Shut up you dip wit
[Music]
}}

===Transcript===
{{Transcription}}

==Update==
On 29 [[May 2026]], Chris published an update of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto''. Replacing the skits with the updated versions and adding back the cut skits.
{{Infobox/video
| name = Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto - Updated
| video = {{#ev:youtube|CVdNNjfilX0}}
| stardate = 29 [[May 2026]]
| subject = {{marketing|text}}
| style =
| saga =
| shirt =
| previous = [[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]
| next = [[Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|Review of the (Decepticon) Gwenmi Mikoto figure of Transformers Legacy United Merged. Now updated with the "Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off" and "Crackder # C 64127's Party" shorts and updated Intro and Outro.

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Playlist for Medatron: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store 
[''Link to [[Cwclight]]'']

Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

Follow me on BlueSky: 
[''Link to [[Bluesky]] profile'']

You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore 
[''Link to BigBadToyStore'']

To Be Continued song generated by suno.com (AI Generated Music).}}

==Skit Edit==
On 31 [[December 2025]], Chris uploaded the opening and ending skit portions of the video edited to add zoom ins and censor swearing. He also uploaded a subtitled version.

===Without Subtitles===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Gwenmi Mikoto Outtake Movie
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Gad98wGS4wE}}
| stardate = 31 [[December 2025]]
| subject =
| style =
| saga =
| shirt =
| previous = [[Gwenmi Mikoto Outtake Movie Plus Subtitles]]
| next = [[DC SAV Outtake Movie Plus Subtitles]]
}}
====Description====
{{quotebox|Transformers Legacy United Merged Gwenmi Mikoto Review Video 
[''Links to the main video'']

JCWCSP sings Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video
Subtitled: 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video#Fixed Version|Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

No Subtitles: 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video Fully Updated Plus Subtitles]]'']

Original Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video
Subtitled: 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video Fully Updated Plus Subtitles]]'']

No Subtitles 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Playlist for Medatron: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Playlist for Punicrackder-V: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Follow me on BlueSky: 
[''Link to [[Bluesky]] profile'']

You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore 
[''Link to BigBadToyStore'']

Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store 
[''Link to [[Cwclight]]'']

Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

Music for Go Transformers, To Be Continued song, Opera song, and Remixes generated by suno.com ([[AI]] Generated [[Music]]).}}

===With Subtitles===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Gwenmi Mikoto Outtake Movie Plus Subtitles
| video = {{#ev:youtube|bSqbL2Vv_Ms}}
| stardate = 31 [[December 2025]]
| subject =
| style =
| saga =
| shirt =
| previous = [[Sightings (2025)#Forum Shopping Centre, Helsinki, Finland|Forum Shopping Centre Sighting]]
| next = [[Gwenmi Mikoto Outtake Movie]]
}}
====Description====
{{quotebox|Subtitled for the hearing and esoteric impaired.

Transformers Legacy United Merged Gwenmi Mikoto Review Video 
[''Links to the main video'']

JCWCSP sings Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video
Subtitled: 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video#Fixed Version|Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

No Subtitles: 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video Fully Updated Plus Subtitles]]'']

Original Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video
Subtitled: 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video Fully Updated Plus Subtitles]]'']

No Subtitles 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Playlist for Medatron: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Playlist for Punicrackder-V: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Follow me on BlueSky: 
[''Link to [[Bluesky]] profile'']

You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore 
[''Link to BigBadToyStore'']

Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store 
[''Link to [[Cwclight]]'']

Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

Music for Go Transformers, To Be Continued song, Opera song, and Remixes generated by suno.com ([[AI]] Generated [[Music]]).}}

==Cut Skits==
On 15 [[May 2026]] and 29 [[May 2026]], Chris uploaded extra skits cut from the original video, he also uploaded subtitled versions. Chris re-added them in the update video.

===Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|7uCX-BuxyXQ}}
| stardate = 15 [[May 2026]]
| subject =
| style =
| saga =
| shirt =
| previous = [[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]
| next = [[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]
}}

====Description====
{{quotebox|A little Behind The Scenes moment from Gwenmi Mikoto's Light Powered Review Video

Transformers Legacy United Merged Light Powered Cwclight Review: 
[''Links to the main video'']

Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Follow me on BlueSky: 
[''Link to [[Bluesky]] profile'']

You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore 
[''Link to BigBadToyStore'']

Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store 
[''Link to [[Cwclight]]'']

Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']}}

===Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|i3uARM_XQhU}}
| stardate = 15 [[May 2026]]
| subject =
| style =
| saga =
| shirt =
| previous = [[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]
| next = [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3]]
}}

====Description====
{{quotebox|A little Behind The Scenes moment from Gwenmi Mikoto's Light Powered Review Video

Transformers Legacy United Merged Light Powered Cwclight Review: 
[''Links to the main video'']

Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Follow me on BlueSky: 
[''Link to [[Bluesky]] profile'']

You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore 
[''Link to BigBadToyStore'']

Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store 
[''Link to [[Cwclight]]'']

Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']}}

===Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short)===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|VO3rin-bzpg}}
| stardate = 29 [[May 2026]]
| subject =
| style =
| saga =
| shirt =
| previous = [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto - Updated]]
| next = [[Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]
}}
====Description====
{{quotebox|What happened with Crasher and her comrades during Mikoto's week-long absence.

Transformers Legacy United Merged Light Powered Cwclight Review: 
[''Links to the main video'']

Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Follow me on BlueSky: 
[''Link to [[Bluesky]] profile'']

You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore 
[''Link to BigBadToyStore'']

Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store 
[''Link to [[Cwclight]]'']

Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

Music includes: 
Turbo Rush - Aries Beats 
[''Link to 5 AMAZINGLY EPIC COPYRIGHT FREE 80s Synth Tracks [Free For Profit Use] Instrumental MUSIC video by CFC - Content For Creators''] 
Lullaby - Purrple Cat 
[''Link to 🌺 Copyright Free Romantic Background Music - "Lullaby" by Purrple Cat 🇺🇸 video by BreakingCopyright — Royalty Free Music''] 
Remixed songs are from Suno AI.}}

===Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wOH-PtiHASc}}
| stardate = 29 [[May 2026]]
| subject =
| style =
| saga =
| shirt =
| previous = [[Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]
| next =
}}
====Description====
{{quotebox|What happened with Crasher and her comrades during Mikoto's week-long absence, with subtitles

Transformers Legacy United Merged Light Powered Cwclight Review: 
[''Links to the main video'']

Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Follow me on BlueSky: 
[''Link to [[Bluesky]] profile'']

You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore 
[''Link to BigBadToyStore'']

Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store 
[''Link to [[Cwclight]]'']

Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

Music includes: 
Turbo Rush - Aries Beats 
[''Link to 5 AMAZINGLY EPIC COPYRIGHT FREE 80s Synth Tracks [Free For Profit Use] Instrumental MUSIC video by CFC - Content For Creators''] 
Lullaby - Purrple Cat 
[''Link to 🌺 Copyright Free Romantic Background Music - "Lullaby" by Purrple Cat 🇺🇸 video by BreakingCopyright — Royalty Free Music''] 
Remixed songs are from Suno AI.}}

{{Transformers}}

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Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3

2026-05-29T23:12:39Z

Master: /* Without Subtitles */

'''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3''' is a video uploaded to Chris's [[YouTube]] channel on 22 [[May 2026]]. This video is a part of Chris's [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews]] series. In the ending skit, Chris complains about [[DrWolf]] never responding to him, he also complained on social media on the same day he published the videos.<ref>[[May 2026 social media posts#Complaining about lack of response from DRWolf]]</ref>

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3
| video = {{#ev:youtube|oE33tN_qSRU}}
| stardate = 22 [[May 2026]]
| subject = {{Marketing|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| saga =
| previous = [[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]
| next = [[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|Review of the Third Wave of McDonald's Changeables from 1990.

'''<nowiki>*</nowiki>Changeables is a property of McDoand's*'''

Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video 
[''Link to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Dr. Wolf's YouTube Channel: 
[''Link to DrWolf's YouTube channel'']

Dr. Wolf's [[Patreon]]: (But Seriously, I've paid him hundreds of dollars as early as 2018 on his highest tier level. He says he will be happy to talk with those who donate on that level, but he hasn't with me, even back then. Seriously, though, Doc: Are you Not talking with your Patreon and [[Ko-fi|KoFi]] subscribers?!
⭐️⭐️🌀🌀🌀) 
[''Link to DrWolf's Patreon account'']

Follow me on BlueSky: 
[''Link to [[Bluesky]] profile'']

You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore 
[''Link to BigBadToyStore'']

Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store 
[''Link to [[Cwclight]]'']

Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']}}

===Transcript===
{{Transcription}}

==Standalone Skit==
Chris also uploaded the ending skit portion of the video and a subtitled version.

===Without Subtitles===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|R_Z4OSqhf5E}}
| stardate = 22 [[May 2026]]
| subject =
| style =
| shirt =
| previous = [[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]
| next = [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto - Updated]]
}}
====Description====
{{quotebox|"Outtake" from Review of Changeables 1990 Wave 3

'''<nowiki>*</nowiki>Changeables is a property of McDoand's*'''

Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video 
[''Link to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Dr. Wolf's YouTube Channel: 
[''Link to DrWolf's YouTube channel'']

Dr. Wolf's Patreon: (But Seriously, I've paid him hundreds of dollars as early as 2018 on his highest tier level. He says he will be happy to talk with those who donate on that level, but he hasn't with me, even back then. Seriously, though, Doc: Are you Not talking with your Patreon and KoFi subscribers?!
⭐️⭐️🌀🌀🌀) 
[''Link to DrWolf's Patreon account'']

Follow me on BlueSky: 
[''Link to [[Bluesky]] profile'']

You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore 
[''Link to BigBadToyStore'']

Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store 
[''Link to [[Cwclight]]'']

Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']}}

===With Subtitles===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|5nLJinBlFqk}}
| stardate = 22 [[May 2026]]
| subject =
| style =
| saga =
| shirt =
| previous = [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3#Video|Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3]]
| next = [[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]
}}
====Description====
{{quotebox|"Outtake" from Review of Changeables 1990 Wave 3, Subtitled

'''<nowiki>*</nowiki>Changeables is a property of McDoand's*'''

Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video 
[''Link to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist: 
[''Link to playlist'']

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Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto

2026-05-29T23:09:21Z

Master: /* Cut Skits */

'''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto''' is a video uploaded to Chris's [[YouTube]] channel on 1 [[August 2025]]. This video is a part of Chris's [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews]] series.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto
| video = {{#ev:youtube|4w5n5cPzaU4}}
| stardate = 1 [[August 2025]]
| subject = {{marketing|text}}
| style =
| saga =
| shirt = Not visible
| previous = [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - C-C 82 (Autobot) Chris-Chan Origin Form]]
| next = [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Decepticlone S.A.V. (Scoundrel As Vessel)]]
}}
===Description===
{{quotebox|Review of the ([[Decepticon]]) [[Gwen Mikoto|Gwenmi Mikoto]] figure of Transformers Legacy United Merged.
 

Bio on box typed on Cwclight:
[''Link to [[CWC_Blog_(Cwclight)#Transformers_Legacy_United_Merge_Bios|Transformers bios]]'']

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Playlist for Punicrackder-V: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Follow me on BlueSky: 
[''Link to [[Bluesky]] profile'']

You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore 
[''Link to BigBadToyStore'']

Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store 
[''Link to [[Cwclight]]'']

Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

}}

===Raw captions===
{{collapsible|Text from YouTube's captions|d to the moon and let me play among the
stars Let me see what spring is like on
Jupiter and
Mars In other
[Music]
words prime
[Music]
There is no room left for you on this
very timeline Gwen
meakoto you get out so that our timeline
may be restored to the prime as it was
before
P
Every last one of you toxic worst
darkest sitting
individuals
out Hey everybody what's up jesus Christ
science prime here once again and today
we are going to be reviewing the next
figure the legacy of Diver Burge
9 Decepticon
Glebbeotto and here we are and well here
she is and first and foremost as always
we're going to take a look at the
packaging so right up here we have
Makoto in her truck mode a lovely a fine
little pickup Truck looks so dirty and
grimy and covered in filth Anyway yeah
Anyway she is a deluxe class Classic
delet classic class The little hole All
right Decepticon webbby threads for buzz
On this side of the box you got some uh
some artwork of uh Miss Makoto right
here And she just looks like she's out
for something Out for revenge Look at
that face and even her name and
cybertronian
writing On the other side of the box you
got the top half of the lovely poster
artwork And I feel like as when you
could when you look at the previous
figure video and yeah I feel like they
definitely got a new piece of art here
for this And this you put these two
halves here They look great This is very
nice I like this Anyway uh there's the
top of the box Lacy night birds There's
the B bird stage barcodes And on the
back of the box you got your obligatory
product She does this that and the other
And uh little ly bio if you want to read
that if in your own time or if you want
to just take your time This will be
posted on that lovely little page on the
quick light blog So there you go And
that's basically it for the packaging
And moving right along here we have uh
Miss Makoto in her truck mode And I'll
give you all the uh brief story in case
you have not heard So during the events
of Idea Guy and Johnson Wilds in between
late 2017 and early 2018 where we
heavily diverted away from the prime
timeline at which we haven't always been
We were the prime we at least I and a
whole lot of y'all watching this were of
that prime timeline as well
And these people came in they shifted us
fastly away from that timeline And we
have been slowly and steadily with as
many of the obvious signs that have been
appearing over the years the recent
years since then that have confirmed
that we have been shifting and
everything is coming back to place
correcting itself and so forth It should
be very obvious to you It shall be very
clear and obvious to anybody that is
highly intuitive and psychic
powered essentially saying ask an
authentic
psychic All right So anyway so here she
is at her truck mode It's just uh little
brown pickup truck Just looks dirty We
got some mud on top So let's get a
closeup here Look at the uh details
There's a Decepticon symbol right there
on top a trans color windshield with uh
details on the inside and uh just even
more details on the inside if you uh
take a look in
there and so
on Anyway yeah So then you got uh the
yellow headlights and pinks and little
bit of silver some whites and uh goes
along the side of the truck Uh just a
lot of muddy brown more grays It just
looks so dank and grim grungy And
there's your tail lights that red and
yellow And yep So there is the
top There is the bottom She does roll as
only thing Hooray for rolling rolling
around dirty brother trucking
things And now for
comparison So here she is with the CC82
in her tank mode
complete with their little Titan master
manina
tank And yeah just to uh get the other
obvious comparison as place So here she
is with uh Christian Prime right there
As if that uh punch through time did not
damage Makoto
enough
Anyway and we'll throw this in as well
So here she is with Sonu right there
with
Prime And of course now we get on to the
uh the show so far with her actual
teammate So here she is
with Megatron right
there Uh
with
crasher
with put a slab of the first Hey Parsley
what are you doing here i'm just getting
in my review video now You lousy hunk of
scrap I'm going to burn your ass so bad
when we get back into the office I'm so
scared
with SIV the
first
with Septic Clone
Tractor And now for the uh kind of an
obvious mold mate comparison Here she is
with Time's Return
Cup So there you
go And moving right along let's run to
her accessories So she comes with a few
of course Uh we'll start off with her
Titan Master So here she is And just uh
Yep there you go Little tiny GBY Makoto
that just uh drives her pickup truck
self because she was a human that
identified a robot but then she did
upgrade it and as she became a
cyberronian unwittingly unwillingly And
we can look at the uh details So here we
have a lovely little molded face right
there the body and arms and
just Oh we'll just leave that in But at
least we got a good shot of the face
this time And uh obviously uh to go
around the back and there we have the uh
upside down face right there Low and
articulation What we got so we got the
ball on the joint You got got your
wiggly waggly Uh look up a little bit Uh
look down a little bit It can do a full
360 And arms can uh move up about that
far And of course they go down They can
go out side to side And uh legs as usual
can move forward that far and back that
far And then you got the back and forth
knee joint right there
And uh for comparison here she is with
uh Christian Cham Prime
Headmaster And here she is with a G1
headbuster And she does get some she
does have some weapery So yep So she
first comes with this little silver
rifle gun right here And that little
detail on it Lots of silver paint some
reason why white they used white plastic
on this Yep She gets this little gun And
she does come with her own little blade
right here which also looks like it
might double as a rifle if you think
about it But yeah there you go Uh it's a
sword She can wield it That'll work And
she also comes with her own bashing pink
shield right there And yeah she can uh
like you know defend herself and just
big big bash has like a one air jump
weapon she has and it comes with this
little uh has this little handle on here
which uh she can you can rotate that up
and then it could double as in battle if
you want to You're totally dependent on
which
so it's uh so we can incorporate the
tide master into the vehicle mode as uh
usually it's just a simple it's in the
driver's seat So we open this up There's
the uh little groove in there for the
back of the feet to go into So yeah just
uh there like that And best you can you
might want to undo the uh connections at
the point the transmission connection
just to get in there But it can be done
It can be
done And this is not working right now
This is not connecting Why is that
because the camera's on because the
camera is
on Um Oh you know what i think we got it
That'll do There you go She's driving
her pickup truck itself All right So we
got five mil ports here on the either
side and ports up here So weapon storage
Easy enough Uh could pop one right there
and uh pop this You could put it up here
or you can just uh put on the side to be
like that Little creaky but at least you
know it's not going to fall out And uh
maybe not the best delicate for the
shield but at least you can store it up
there Make it look like uh she's
carrying this bit of luggage in her
truck
pocket Is she not a tank all right Well
anyway so without further ado let's get
uh down the transformation shall we
let's Let's I'm going to make her feel
dizzy Dizzy I got to spin and spin and
I'm gonna make her
go there Yes Okay Anyway let's get down
to transformation So we'll move the uh
weaponry and uh take a little headmaster
out Yes there's emotional baggage But
anyway so first step is uh we take the
back of the uh truck here We pull that
out That's going to split apart right
there a little while And uh on either
side you get pull the legs out There's
uh slots right there These tabs are
going to glue into Just pull that down
That'll go right there And then yep same
thing on the other side We can go ahead
and uh flip the feed out right there
They're on either
side Takes might take a little
fingernail to do that with And uh we can
go ahead and angle this So we're going
to take this and uh rotate this up This
is the uh top of the uh body This goes
right down there We can go ahead take
care of this as well So that stays there
And you just want to rotate that up And
then we close the uh windshield over all
that We can lower these a little bit And
uh and we got to rotate at the waist as
well So we just fold these These are a
couple of hinges You got a slot right
there that this tab is going to go
into And then you take these There's a
slot right there tap right there And uh
you just uh put that down here And then
you pull this down You got the little
groove right there Can you see that
little groove right behind the wheel
that this little tab is going to slip
right into so you just pop that in there
And there you go Satisfying click And
second verse Just like the first Put the
leg together like that And put the put
the thigh down the shining guard and
this in there And now we'll uh work on
the upper body a little bit Just uh take
the arms There's a slot tab connection
right there that keeps them in place
Just put it right there Now uh it's like
a gay looking What the is going on
there cuz her hands are up like that And
uh you just take hold of them off right
there There's like a little post right
there that goes the slot to keep that in
place And you then you just fold the
hand
down The same thing on the other side
This is a bit tight on my copy And then
that that and yep And of course uh she's
missing her head and which that's going
to be
remedied You know just a simple
headmaster
transformation right there And you plug
that
in And there you go So there you have
Gwen
Makoto in her robot
mode And well that's it This is her This
is freaking We Makoto as she is you
know Yeah But let's get in closer Look
at the details I'm going to rotate the
camera up a little bit because that's
Look at there Look in the eyes So anyway
so there's her mug and she's got that
bug that just is no good right there She
looks so angry all the time And yep
Decepticon symbol right there on the
chest and the details we see on the
truck mode and
other did some details going on there
those
carvings And then just going down the
legs she got some pink stripes on her on
her thighs right there I mean yeah Wait
our shins I mean our shin guards and
that was her choice There's taillights
and uh going up the uh back Yeah there's
some there's some loose joints in this
figure Anyway so uh articulation wise
what we got i'm going to tell you So the
head is on a ball joint So you got your
wiggly waggly wiggly leg She can look up
only a slight bit She can look down that
little bit Uh it can rotate a full 360
Arms can rotate a full 360 They can move
in and out A little bit of rotation
there Oh bicep rotation Here you go And
you have a double joint You have a
double jointed elbow for full range of
movement Uh no rotation at the wrist but
uh that hand can move outward like that
if you need it to Waist
rotation And legs can move forward that
far and
back that far Yep and uh
outward that far She cannot even do a
full split And you got the thigh
rotation up
there 90 degrees of bend at the foot And
uh the toe chain can move down if you
need to And that's pretty much it for uh
for her for
articulation So now let's uh run through
her uh weaponry and assortments So of
course she can wield her weapons She can
uh hold her hold her sword like that and
she can hold her gun in the other
hand It's a tight fit but yeah there you
go She can pew pew slash pew pew slash
and all that good stuff right there And
um yep there Take that out And yes you
can even put the shield in her hand like
so So they go shield shield Bad bash or
Yep Um there you go Hack hack
hex
Yeah Or yet cuz she got this little
poster right here Let's see what that
looks like You can even have holding her
blade like as if it was a gun It looks
like a gun I mean this is not bush
compatible but I just would mainly just
count this as a sword So yeah So you got
that going on All right So you got some
you have some weapon storage You just uh
main you mainly just have the uh these
two these two five mil ports on her back
You can uh take her sword and put that
back here You can take her gun and try
kind of put it back there kind of but
just they goofed up on that It's not
exactly the most elegant thing Oh you
know what may as well I may as well do
this
give her a mock
Megatron type of look since she's
leading her this leading her share of
Decepticons on Earth at this point
Mostly Decepticones but yeah you can
store these weapons on her back And uh
yeah you can even store the shield back
here Again not the most uh elegant way
to store it but there you go Storage if
you want it H Anyway so at least this
one gun she's holding that is blouch
compatible So yes it is We can take a
blouch and just uh pop it right on in
there And we can have a big
old timeline diverting chaos bringing
makotoing and it fails epically
And now for Come Paradise Here is
Makakota with the
CC82 Definitely shorter but hey she
still had some growing to do
with
prime
with another
prime She's
outclassed and uh
with Sonu right there And now of course
her associates Here she is
with
Megatron
with
Crasher with Decepticone
Corrector
with PL the
first
with SIV the
first And lastly but not leastly here
she is compared
with Times Return Cup An old man versus
a grouchy lady So there you
go All right So yeah this is the Gweni
Makoto I mean I'm just going to switch
to being nonbiased and just as a figure
itself you know this a decent figure
Take it for what you will at least uh
you know a few loose joints here and
there but other than that you know it's
not bad And the fact that we have like a
dirty looking truck al mode kind of
gives the uh figure some appeal It's
just obviously it's uh clear that she's
been through quite one bit of ordeal or
another but still you know she has had
she still wants to take out her revenge
on me and uh but all the other
Christians Christ out the multiverse but
then again you know what we've been
through our share of emotional or times
and well and all that and we have grown
immensely And by that of course I mean
emotionally and mentally but that's uh
just uh going a bit into personal
details But yeah this essentially um not
bad figure It's here and there you know
yada yada yada All right so anyway there
you go So now I picked up this figure
from Target You got these are pop these
figures are pop up in your Walmarts is
your Targets your big bad toy store
everything Earth and everywhere the toy
stores are sold even our toy stores even
on Amazon.com
But yeah just essentially uh yeah if you
uh the links to the some of these
websites claim BBTS will be in the
description down below So yeah um as for
my socials I forgot to mention this last
time There's a bit of a slight trend I
mean I'll still post on a rare on
occasion time on my blue sky I'm not
posting anymore on Twitter except for
the purely occasional uh Etsy detail or
there's like a fact that I want to
retweet that just I feel like it heavily
resonates and whatnot But anyway uh
between that and the blogs on my quick
light the links to all that will be in
the description down below And I think
that pretty much it So uh that is
Transformers Legacy Night Merge Gwi
Makoto and this is Jesus Christ Chance
Prime saying remember you don't stop
playing because you grow you grow up
because you stop playing be geek be
proud bro I had to go through a few
junkyards but I finally found a nose
code that fit me I'm able to go back and
join the battle You know what i just
don't get our superior sometimes They're
just so tough at Even the boss
lady she's just so critical and
judgmental Doesn't give us even
Decepticons a break I know the boss lady
and first our superiors they rarely ever
give us a hard time Well at least the
party was good But let's at least the
character that actually survived
actually was able to host it Yeah even
I'm just a background lonely deceptive
clone but even I can count and
appreciate the good things in life Uh
hey you guys see that coming to the
window some distance i don't know what
it is but I think it's coming this way
What what are you talking about oh the h
I see it I think it is coming this way I
got to get out of
here Oh It's the boss lady Uh
boss ma'am Uh are you all right
[Music]
yeah I say she's all right All right All
right You think I'm okay you pair of
deceptic goons I just got wet miles away
by Christian
bright She makes me so
furious There's so around here Hey Hey
What day is
today well ma'am today is actually June
20th You've been gone for a little while
Crasher took your place Ma'am she'll be
giving orders to us Ma'am And we've been
actually very reluctant and very
hesitant about her Ma'am crush her Damn
it She lights worse than Starscream
sometimes Or she just works worse than
Starcream I'm going to have to fight the
crap out of that stomping
bot What's it up with you now
and you landed on me so hard
boss Man that really hurt my
back Damn it I just had that nose code
replaced Damn it Uh now I'm going to
have to go find another one Ah damn
right You're going to have to find
another one that fast Ma'am Yes ma'am
Come boss Ma'am sir Ma'am Uh yes
Meanwhile I'm going to have to go give
Crasher a talking to and report her to
Megatron that psycho in the process
She's not going to have a good day about
it
all And neither was
I Well yeah I suppose uh getting beat up
by Prime and flying that's definitely a
lot worse than me losing my nose cone
again Shut up you dip wit
[Music]
}}

===Transcript===
{{Transcription}}

==Update==
On 29 [[May 2026]], Chris published an update of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto''. Replacing the skits with the updated versions and adding back the cut skits.
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| stardate = 29 [[May 2026]]
| subject =
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| shirt =
| previous =
| next =
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|Review of the (Decepticon) Gwenmi Mikoto figure of Transformers Legacy United Merged. Now updated with the "Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off" and "Crackder # C 64127's Party" shorts and updated Intro and Outro.

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Playlist for Medatron: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store 
[''Link to [[Cwclight]]'']

Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

Follow me on BlueSky: 
[''Link to [[Bluesky]] profile'']

You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore 
[''Link to BigBadToyStore'']

To Be Continued song generated by suno.com (AI Generated Music).}}

==Skit Edit==
On 31 [[December 2025]], Chris uploaded the opening and ending skit portions of the video edited to add zoom ins and censor swearing. He also uploaded a subtitled version.

===Without Subtitles===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Gwenmi Mikoto Outtake Movie
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Gad98wGS4wE}}
| stardate = 31 [[December 2025]]
| subject =
| style =
| saga =
| shirt =
| previous = [[Gwenmi Mikoto Outtake Movie Plus Subtitles]]
| next = [[DC SAV Outtake Movie Plus Subtitles]]
}}
====Description====
{{quotebox|Transformers Legacy United Merged Gwenmi Mikoto Review Video 
[''Links to the main video'']

JCWCSP sings Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video
Subtitled: 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video#Fixed Version|Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

No Subtitles: 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video Fully Updated Plus Subtitles]]'']

Original Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video
Subtitled: 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video Fully Updated Plus Subtitles]]'']

No Subtitles 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Playlist for Medatron: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Playlist for Punicrackder-V: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Follow me on BlueSky: 
[''Link to [[Bluesky]] profile'']

You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore 
[''Link to BigBadToyStore'']

Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store 
[''Link to [[Cwclight]]'']

Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

Music for Go Transformers, To Be Continued song, Opera song, and Remixes generated by suno.com ([[AI]] Generated [[Music]]).}}

===With Subtitles===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Gwenmi Mikoto Outtake Movie Plus Subtitles
| video = {{#ev:youtube|bSqbL2Vv_Ms}}
| stardate = 31 [[December 2025]]
| subject =
| style =
| saga =
| shirt =
| previous = [[Sightings (2025)#Forum Shopping Centre, Helsinki, Finland|Forum Shopping Centre Sighting]]
| next = [[Gwenmi Mikoto Outtake Movie]]
}}
====Description====
{{quotebox|Subtitled for the hearing and esoteric impaired.

Transformers Legacy United Merged Gwenmi Mikoto Review Video 
[''Links to the main video'']

JCWCSP sings Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video
Subtitled: 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video#Fixed Version|Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

No Subtitles: 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video Fully Updated Plus Subtitles]]'']

Original Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video
Subtitled: 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video Fully Updated Plus Subtitles]]'']

No Subtitles 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Playlist for Medatron: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Playlist for Punicrackder-V: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Follow me on BlueSky: 
[''Link to [[Bluesky]] profile'']

You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore 
[''Link to BigBadToyStore'']

Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store 
[''Link to [[Cwclight]]'']

Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

Music for Go Transformers, To Be Continued song, Opera song, and Remixes generated by suno.com ([[AI]] Generated [[Music]]).}}

==Cut Skits==
On 15 [[May 2026]] and 29 [[May 2026]], Chris uploaded extra skits cut from the original video, he also uploaded subtitled versions. Chris re-added them in the update video.

===Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)===
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| name = Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|7uCX-BuxyXQ}}
| stardate = 15 [[May 2026]]
| subject =
| style =
| saga =
| shirt =
| previous = [[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]
| next = [[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]
}}

====Description====
{{quotebox|A little Behind The Scenes moment from Gwenmi Mikoto's Light Powered Review Video

Transformers Legacy United Merged Light Powered Cwclight Review: 
[''Links to the main video'']

Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Follow me on BlueSky: 
[''Link to [[Bluesky]] profile'']

You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore 
[''Link to BigBadToyStore'']

Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store 
[''Link to [[Cwclight]]'']

Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']}}

===Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)===
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====Description====
{{quotebox|A little Behind The Scenes moment from Gwenmi Mikoto's Light Powered Review Video

Transformers Legacy United Merged Light Powered Cwclight Review: 
[''Links to the main video'']

Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Follow me on BlueSky: 
[''Link to [[Bluesky]] profile'']

You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore 
[''Link to BigBadToyStore'']

Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store 
[''Link to [[Cwclight]]'']

Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']}}

===Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short)===
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| stardate = 29 [[May 2026]]
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====Description====
{{quotebox|What happened with Crasher and her comrades during Mikoto's week-long absence.

Transformers Legacy United Merged Light Powered Cwclight Review: 
[''Links to the main video'']

Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Follow me on BlueSky: 
[''Link to [[Bluesky]] profile'']

You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore 
[''Link to BigBadToyStore'']

Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store 
[''Link to [[Cwclight]]'']

Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

Music includes: 
Turbo Rush - Aries Beats 
[''Link to 5 AMAZINGLY EPIC COPYRIGHT FREE 80s Synth Tracks [Free For Profit Use] Instrumental MUSIC video by CFC - Content For Creators''] 
Lullaby - Purrple Cat 
[''Link to 🌺 Copyright Free Romantic Background Music - "Lullaby" by Purrple Cat 🇺🇸 video by BreakingCopyright — Royalty Free Music''] 
Remixed songs are from Suno AI.}}

===Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)===
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====Description====
{{quotebox|What happened with Crasher and her comrades during Mikoto's week-long absence, with subtitles

Transformers Legacy United Merged Light Powered Cwclight Review: 
[''Links to the main video'']

Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Follow me on BlueSky: 
[''Link to [[Bluesky]] profile'']

You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore 
[''Link to BigBadToyStore'']

Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store 
[''Link to [[Cwclight]]'']

Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

Music includes: 
Turbo Rush - Aries Beats 
[''Link to 5 AMAZINGLY EPIC COPYRIGHT FREE 80s Synth Tracks [Free For Profit Use] Instrumental MUSIC video by CFC - Content For Creators''] 
Lullaby - Purrple Cat 
[''Link to 🌺 Copyright Free Romantic Background Music - "Lullaby" by Purrple Cat 🇺🇸 video by BreakingCopyright — Royalty Free Music''] 
Remixed songs are from Suno AI.}}

{{Transformers}}

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Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto

2026-05-29T23:08:23Z

Master:

'''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto''' is a video uploaded to Chris's [[YouTube]] channel on 1 [[August 2025]]. This video is a part of Chris's [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews]] series.

==Video==
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| name = Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto
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| stardate = 1 [[August 2025]]
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| next = [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Decepticlone S.A.V. (Scoundrel As Vessel)]]
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===Description===
{{quotebox|Review of the ([[Decepticon]]) [[Gwen Mikoto|Gwenmi Mikoto]] figure of Transformers Legacy United Merged.
 

Bio on box typed on Cwclight:
[''Link to [[CWC_Blog_(Cwclight)#Transformers_Legacy_United_Merge_Bios|Transformers bios]]'']

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Playlist for Punicrackder-V: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Follow me on BlueSky: 
[''Link to [[Bluesky]] profile'']

You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore 
[''Link to BigBadToyStore'']

Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store 
[''Link to [[Cwclight]]'']

Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

}}

===Raw captions===
{{collapsible|Text from YouTube's captions|d to the moon and let me play among the
stars Let me see what spring is like on
Jupiter and
Mars In other
[Music]
words prime
[Music]
There is no room left for you on this
very timeline Gwen
meakoto you get out so that our timeline
may be restored to the prime as it was
before
P
Every last one of you toxic worst
darkest sitting
individuals
out Hey everybody what's up jesus Christ
science prime here once again and today
we are going to be reviewing the next
figure the legacy of Diver Burge
9 Decepticon
Glebbeotto and here we are and well here
she is and first and foremost as always
we're going to take a look at the
packaging so right up here we have
Makoto in her truck mode a lovely a fine
little pickup Truck looks so dirty and
grimy and covered in filth Anyway yeah
Anyway she is a deluxe class Classic
delet classic class The little hole All
right Decepticon webbby threads for buzz
On this side of the box you got some uh
some artwork of uh Miss Makoto right
here And she just looks like she's out
for something Out for revenge Look at
that face and even her name and
cybertronian
writing On the other side of the box you
got the top half of the lovely poster
artwork And I feel like as when you
could when you look at the previous
figure video and yeah I feel like they
definitely got a new piece of art here
for this And this you put these two
halves here They look great This is very
nice I like this Anyway uh there's the
top of the box Lacy night birds There's
the B bird stage barcodes And on the
back of the box you got your obligatory
product She does this that and the other
And uh little ly bio if you want to read
that if in your own time or if you want
to just take your time This will be
posted on that lovely little page on the
quick light blog So there you go And
that's basically it for the packaging
And moving right along here we have uh
Miss Makoto in her truck mode And I'll
give you all the uh brief story in case
you have not heard So during the events
of Idea Guy and Johnson Wilds in between
late 2017 and early 2018 where we
heavily diverted away from the prime
timeline at which we haven't always been
We were the prime we at least I and a
whole lot of y'all watching this were of
that prime timeline as well
And these people came in they shifted us
fastly away from that timeline And we
have been slowly and steadily with as
many of the obvious signs that have been
appearing over the years the recent
years since then that have confirmed
that we have been shifting and
everything is coming back to place
correcting itself and so forth It should
be very obvious to you It shall be very
clear and obvious to anybody that is
highly intuitive and psychic
powered essentially saying ask an
authentic
psychic All right So anyway so here she
is at her truck mode It's just uh little
brown pickup truck Just looks dirty We
got some mud on top So let's get a
closeup here Look at the uh details
There's a Decepticon symbol right there
on top a trans color windshield with uh
details on the inside and uh just even
more details on the inside if you uh
take a look in
there and so
on Anyway yeah So then you got uh the
yellow headlights and pinks and little
bit of silver some whites and uh goes
along the side of the truck Uh just a
lot of muddy brown more grays It just
looks so dank and grim grungy And
there's your tail lights that red and
yellow And yep So there is the
top There is the bottom She does roll as
only thing Hooray for rolling rolling
around dirty brother trucking
things And now for
comparison So here she is with the CC82
in her tank mode
complete with their little Titan master
manina
tank And yeah just to uh get the other
obvious comparison as place So here she
is with uh Christian Prime right there
As if that uh punch through time did not
damage Makoto
enough
Anyway and we'll throw this in as well
So here she is with Sonu right there
with
Prime And of course now we get on to the
uh the show so far with her actual
teammate So here she is
with Megatron right
there Uh
with
crasher
with put a slab of the first Hey Parsley
what are you doing here i'm just getting
in my review video now You lousy hunk of
scrap I'm going to burn your ass so bad
when we get back into the office I'm so
scared
with SIV the
first
with Septic Clone
Tractor And now for the uh kind of an
obvious mold mate comparison Here she is
with Time's Return
Cup So there you
go And moving right along let's run to
her accessories So she comes with a few
of course Uh we'll start off with her
Titan Master So here she is And just uh
Yep there you go Little tiny GBY Makoto
that just uh drives her pickup truck
self because she was a human that
identified a robot but then she did
upgrade it and as she became a
cyberronian unwittingly unwillingly And
we can look at the uh details So here we
have a lovely little molded face right
there the body and arms and
just Oh we'll just leave that in But at
least we got a good shot of the face
this time And uh obviously uh to go
around the back and there we have the uh
upside down face right there Low and
articulation What we got so we got the
ball on the joint You got got your
wiggly waggly Uh look up a little bit Uh
look down a little bit It can do a full
360 And arms can uh move up about that
far And of course they go down They can
go out side to side And uh legs as usual
can move forward that far and back that
far And then you got the back and forth
knee joint right there
And uh for comparison here she is with
uh Christian Cham Prime
Headmaster And here she is with a G1
headbuster And she does get some she
does have some weapery So yep So she
first comes with this little silver
rifle gun right here And that little
detail on it Lots of silver paint some
reason why white they used white plastic
on this Yep She gets this little gun And
she does come with her own little blade
right here which also looks like it
might double as a rifle if you think
about it But yeah there you go Uh it's a
sword She can wield it That'll work And
she also comes with her own bashing pink
shield right there And yeah she can uh
like you know defend herself and just
big big bash has like a one air jump
weapon she has and it comes with this
little uh has this little handle on here
which uh she can you can rotate that up
and then it could double as in battle if
you want to You're totally dependent on
which
so it's uh so we can incorporate the
tide master into the vehicle mode as uh
usually it's just a simple it's in the
driver's seat So we open this up There's
the uh little groove in there for the
back of the feet to go into So yeah just
uh there like that And best you can you
might want to undo the uh connections at
the point the transmission connection
just to get in there But it can be done
It can be
done And this is not working right now
This is not connecting Why is that
because the camera's on because the
camera is
on Um Oh you know what i think we got it
That'll do There you go She's driving
her pickup truck itself All right So we
got five mil ports here on the either
side and ports up here So weapon storage
Easy enough Uh could pop one right there
and uh pop this You could put it up here
or you can just uh put on the side to be
like that Little creaky but at least you
know it's not going to fall out And uh
maybe not the best delicate for the
shield but at least you can store it up
there Make it look like uh she's
carrying this bit of luggage in her
truck
pocket Is she not a tank all right Well
anyway so without further ado let's get
uh down the transformation shall we
let's Let's I'm going to make her feel
dizzy Dizzy I got to spin and spin and
I'm gonna make her
go there Yes Okay Anyway let's get down
to transformation So we'll move the uh
weaponry and uh take a little headmaster
out Yes there's emotional baggage But
anyway so first step is uh we take the
back of the uh truck here We pull that
out That's going to split apart right
there a little while And uh on either
side you get pull the legs out There's
uh slots right there These tabs are
going to glue into Just pull that down
That'll go right there And then yep same
thing on the other side We can go ahead
and uh flip the feed out right there
They're on either
side Takes might take a little
fingernail to do that with And uh we can
go ahead and angle this So we're going
to take this and uh rotate this up This
is the uh top of the uh body This goes
right down there We can go ahead take
care of this as well So that stays there
And you just want to rotate that up And
then we close the uh windshield over all
that We can lower these a little bit And
uh and we got to rotate at the waist as
well So we just fold these These are a
couple of hinges You got a slot right
there that this tab is going to go
into And then you take these There's a
slot right there tap right there And uh
you just uh put that down here And then
you pull this down You got the little
groove right there Can you see that
little groove right behind the wheel
that this little tab is going to slip
right into so you just pop that in there
And there you go Satisfying click And
second verse Just like the first Put the
leg together like that And put the put
the thigh down the shining guard and
this in there And now we'll uh work on
the upper body a little bit Just uh take
the arms There's a slot tab connection
right there that keeps them in place
Just put it right there Now uh it's like
a gay looking What the is going on
there cuz her hands are up like that And
uh you just take hold of them off right
there There's like a little post right
there that goes the slot to keep that in
place And you then you just fold the
hand
down The same thing on the other side
This is a bit tight on my copy And then
that that and yep And of course uh she's
missing her head and which that's going
to be
remedied You know just a simple
headmaster
transformation right there And you plug
that
in And there you go So there you have
Gwen
Makoto in her robot
mode And well that's it This is her This
is freaking We Makoto as she is you
know Yeah But let's get in closer Look
at the details I'm going to rotate the
camera up a little bit because that's
Look at there Look in the eyes So anyway
so there's her mug and she's got that
bug that just is no good right there She
looks so angry all the time And yep
Decepticon symbol right there on the
chest and the details we see on the
truck mode and
other did some details going on there
those
carvings And then just going down the
legs she got some pink stripes on her on
her thighs right there I mean yeah Wait
our shins I mean our shin guards and
that was her choice There's taillights
and uh going up the uh back Yeah there's
some there's some loose joints in this
figure Anyway so uh articulation wise
what we got i'm going to tell you So the
head is on a ball joint So you got your
wiggly waggly wiggly leg She can look up
only a slight bit She can look down that
little bit Uh it can rotate a full 360
Arms can rotate a full 360 They can move
in and out A little bit of rotation
there Oh bicep rotation Here you go And
you have a double joint You have a
double jointed elbow for full range of
movement Uh no rotation at the wrist but
uh that hand can move outward like that
if you need it to Waist
rotation And legs can move forward that
far and
back that far Yep and uh
outward that far She cannot even do a
full split And you got the thigh
rotation up
there 90 degrees of bend at the foot And
uh the toe chain can move down if you
need to And that's pretty much it for uh
for her for
articulation So now let's uh run through
her uh weaponry and assortments So of
course she can wield her weapons She can
uh hold her hold her sword like that and
she can hold her gun in the other
hand It's a tight fit but yeah there you
go She can pew pew slash pew pew slash
and all that good stuff right there And
um yep there Take that out And yes you
can even put the shield in her hand like
so So they go shield shield Bad bash or
Yep Um there you go Hack hack
hex
Yeah Or yet cuz she got this little
poster right here Let's see what that
looks like You can even have holding her
blade like as if it was a gun It looks
like a gun I mean this is not bush
compatible but I just would mainly just
count this as a sword So yeah So you got
that going on All right So you got some
you have some weapon storage You just uh
main you mainly just have the uh these
two these two five mil ports on her back
You can uh take her sword and put that
back here You can take her gun and try
kind of put it back there kind of but
just they goofed up on that It's not
exactly the most elegant thing Oh you
know what may as well I may as well do
this
give her a mock
Megatron type of look since she's
leading her this leading her share of
Decepticons on Earth at this point
Mostly Decepticones but yeah you can
store these weapons on her back And uh
yeah you can even store the shield back
here Again not the most uh elegant way
to store it but there you go Storage if
you want it H Anyway so at least this
one gun she's holding that is blouch
compatible So yes it is We can take a
blouch and just uh pop it right on in
there And we can have a big
old timeline diverting chaos bringing
makotoing and it fails epically
And now for Come Paradise Here is
Makakota with the
CC82 Definitely shorter but hey she
still had some growing to do
with
prime
with another
prime She's
outclassed and uh
with Sonu right there And now of course
her associates Here she is
with
Megatron
with
Crasher with Decepticone
Corrector
with PL the
first
with SIV the
first And lastly but not leastly here
she is compared
with Times Return Cup An old man versus
a grouchy lady So there you
go All right So yeah this is the Gweni
Makoto I mean I'm just going to switch
to being nonbiased and just as a figure
itself you know this a decent figure
Take it for what you will at least uh
you know a few loose joints here and
there but other than that you know it's
not bad And the fact that we have like a
dirty looking truck al mode kind of
gives the uh figure some appeal It's
just obviously it's uh clear that she's
been through quite one bit of ordeal or
another but still you know she has had
she still wants to take out her revenge
on me and uh but all the other
Christians Christ out the multiverse but
then again you know what we've been
through our share of emotional or times
and well and all that and we have grown
immensely And by that of course I mean
emotionally and mentally but that's uh
just uh going a bit into personal
details But yeah this essentially um not
bad figure It's here and there you know
yada yada yada All right so anyway there
you go So now I picked up this figure
from Target You got these are pop these
figures are pop up in your Walmarts is
your Targets your big bad toy store
everything Earth and everywhere the toy
stores are sold even our toy stores even
on Amazon.com
But yeah just essentially uh yeah if you
uh the links to the some of these
websites claim BBTS will be in the
description down below So yeah um as for
my socials I forgot to mention this last
time There's a bit of a slight trend I
mean I'll still post on a rare on
occasion time on my blue sky I'm not
posting anymore on Twitter except for
the purely occasional uh Etsy detail or
there's like a fact that I want to
retweet that just I feel like it heavily
resonates and whatnot But anyway uh
between that and the blogs on my quick
light the links to all that will be in
the description down below And I think
that pretty much it So uh that is
Transformers Legacy Night Merge Gwi
Makoto and this is Jesus Christ Chance
Prime saying remember you don't stop
playing because you grow you grow up
because you stop playing be geek be
proud bro I had to go through a few
junkyards but I finally found a nose
code that fit me I'm able to go back and
join the battle You know what i just
don't get our superior sometimes They're
just so tough at Even the boss
lady she's just so critical and
judgmental Doesn't give us even
Decepticons a break I know the boss lady
and first our superiors they rarely ever
give us a hard time Well at least the
party was good But let's at least the
character that actually survived
actually was able to host it Yeah even
I'm just a background lonely deceptive
clone but even I can count and
appreciate the good things in life Uh
hey you guys see that coming to the
window some distance i don't know what
it is but I think it's coming this way
What what are you talking about oh the h
I see it I think it is coming this way I
got to get out of
here Oh It's the boss lady Uh
boss ma'am Uh are you all right
[Music]
yeah I say she's all right All right All
right You think I'm okay you pair of
deceptic goons I just got wet miles away
by Christian
bright She makes me so
furious There's so around here Hey Hey
What day is
today well ma'am today is actually June
20th You've been gone for a little while
Crasher took your place Ma'am she'll be
giving orders to us Ma'am And we've been
actually very reluctant and very
hesitant about her Ma'am crush her Damn
it She lights worse than Starscream
sometimes Or she just works worse than
Starcream I'm going to have to fight the
crap out of that stomping
bot What's it up with you now
and you landed on me so hard
boss Man that really hurt my
back Damn it I just had that nose code
replaced Damn it Uh now I'm going to
have to go find another one Ah damn
right You're going to have to find
another one that fast Ma'am Yes ma'am
Come boss Ma'am sir Ma'am Uh yes
Meanwhile I'm going to have to go give
Crasher a talking to and report her to
Megatron that psycho in the process
She's not going to have a good day about
it
all And neither was
I Well yeah I suppose uh getting beat up
by Prime and flying that's definitely a
lot worse than me losing my nose cone
again Shut up you dip wit
[Music]
}}

===Transcript===
{{Transcription}}

==Update==
On 29 [[May 2026]], Chris published an update of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto''. Replacing the skits with the updated versions and adding back the cut skits.
{{Infobox/video
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| video = {{#ev:youtube|CVdNNjfilX0}}
| stardate = 29 [[May 2026]]
| subject =
| style =
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| shirt =
| previous =
| next =
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|Review of the (Decepticon) Gwenmi Mikoto figure of Transformers Legacy United Merged. Now updated with the "Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off" and "Crackder # C 64127's Party" shorts and updated Intro and Outro.

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Playlist for Medatron: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store 
[''Link to [[Cwclight]]'']

Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

Follow me on BlueSky: 
[''Link to [[Bluesky]] profile'']

You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore 
[''Link to BigBadToyStore'']

To Be Continued song generated by suno.com (AI Generated Music).}}

==Skit Edit==
On 31 [[December 2025]], Chris uploaded the opening and ending skit portions of the video edited to add zoom ins and censor swearing. He also uploaded a subtitled version.

===Without Subtitles===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Gwenmi Mikoto Outtake Movie
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Gad98wGS4wE}}
| stardate = 31 [[December 2025]]
| subject =
| style =
| saga =
| shirt =
| previous = [[Gwenmi Mikoto Outtake Movie Plus Subtitles]]
| next = [[DC SAV Outtake Movie Plus Subtitles]]
}}
====Description====
{{quotebox|Transformers Legacy United Merged Gwenmi Mikoto Review Video 
[''Links to the main video'']

JCWCSP sings Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video
Subtitled: 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video#Fixed Version|Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

No Subtitles: 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video Fully Updated Plus Subtitles]]'']

Original Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video
Subtitled: 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video Fully Updated Plus Subtitles]]'']

No Subtitles 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Playlist for Medatron: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Playlist for Punicrackder-V: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Follow me on BlueSky: 
[''Link to [[Bluesky]] profile'']

You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore 
[''Link to BigBadToyStore'']

Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store 
[''Link to [[Cwclight]]'']

Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

Music for Go Transformers, To Be Continued song, Opera song, and Remixes generated by suno.com ([[AI]] Generated [[Music]]).}}

===With Subtitles===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Gwenmi Mikoto Outtake Movie Plus Subtitles
| video = {{#ev:youtube|bSqbL2Vv_Ms}}
| stardate = 31 [[December 2025]]
| subject =
| style =
| saga =
| shirt =
| previous = [[Sightings (2025)#Forum Shopping Centre, Helsinki, Finland|Forum Shopping Centre Sighting]]
| next = [[Gwenmi Mikoto Outtake Movie]]
}}
====Description====
{{quotebox|Subtitled for the hearing and esoteric impaired.

Transformers Legacy United Merged Gwenmi Mikoto Review Video 
[''Links to the main video'']

JCWCSP sings Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video
Subtitled: 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video#Fixed Version|Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

No Subtitles: 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video Fully Updated Plus Subtitles]]'']

Original Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video
Subtitled: 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video Fully Updated Plus Subtitles]]'']

No Subtitles 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Playlist for Medatron: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Playlist for Punicrackder-V: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Follow me on BlueSky: 
[''Link to [[Bluesky]] profile'']

You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore 
[''Link to BigBadToyStore'']

Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store 
[''Link to [[Cwclight]]'']

Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

Music for Go Transformers, To Be Continued song, Opera song, and Remixes generated by suno.com ([[AI]] Generated [[Music]]).}}

==Cut Skits==
On 15 [[May 2026]] and 29 [[May 2026]], Chris uploaded extra skits cut from the original video, he also uploaded subtitled versions. Chris re-added them in the update video.

===Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|7uCX-BuxyXQ}}
| stardate = 15 [[May 2026]]
| subject =
| style =
| saga =
| shirt =
| previous = [[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]
| next = [[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]
}}

====Description====
{{quotebox|A little Behind The Scenes moment from Gwenmi Mikoto's Light Powered Review Video

Transformers Legacy United Merged Light Powered Cwclight Review: 
[''Links to the main video'']

Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Follow me on BlueSky: 
[''Link to [[Bluesky]] profile'']

You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore 
[''Link to BigBadToyStore'']

Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store 
[''Link to [[Cwclight]]'']

Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']}}

===Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|i3uARM_XQhU}}
| stardate = 15 [[May 2026]]
| subject =
| style =
| saga =
| shirt =
| previous = [[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]
| next = [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3]]
}}

====Description====
{{quotebox|A little Behind The Scenes moment from Gwenmi Mikoto's Light Powered Review Video

Transformers Legacy United Merged Light Powered Cwclight Review: 
[''Links to the main video'']

Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Follow me on BlueSky: 
[''Link to [[Bluesky]] profile'']

You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore 
[''Link to BigBadToyStore'']

Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store 
[''Link to [[Cwclight]]'']

Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']}}

===Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short)===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|VO3rin-bzpg}}
| stardate = 29 [[May 2026]]
| subject =
| style =
| saga =
| shirt =
| previous =
| next =
}}
====Description====
{{quotebox|What happened with Crasher and her comrades during Mikoto's week-long absence.

Transformers Legacy United Merged Light Powered Cwclight Review: 
[''Links to the main video'']

Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Follow me on BlueSky: 
[''Link to [[Bluesky]] profile'']

You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore 
[''Link to BigBadToyStore'']

Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store 
[''Link to [[Cwclight]]'']

Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

Music includes: 
Turbo Rush - Aries Beats 
[''Link to 5 AMAZINGLY EPIC COPYRIGHT FREE 80s Synth Tracks [Free For Profit Use] Instrumental MUSIC video by CFC - Content For Creators'']
Lullaby - Purrple Cat 
[''Link to 🌺 Copyright Free Romantic Background Music - "Lullaby" by Purrple Cat 🇺🇸 video by BreakingCopyright — Royalty Free Music'']
Remixed songs are from Suno AI.}}

===Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wOH-PtiHASc}}
| stardate = 29 [[May 2026]]
| subject =
| style =
| saga =
| shirt =
| previous =
| next =
}}
====Description====
{{quotebox|What happened with Crasher and her comrades during Mikoto's week-long absence, with subtitles

Transformers Legacy United Merged Light Powered Cwclight Review: 
[''Links to the main video'']

Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Follow me on BlueSky: 
[''Link to [[Bluesky]] profile'']

You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore 
[''Link to BigBadToyStore'']

Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store 
[''Link to [[Cwclight]]'']

Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

Music includes: 
Turbo Rush - Aries Beats 
[''Link to 5 AMAZINGLY EPIC COPYRIGHT FREE 80s Synth Tracks [Free For Profit Use] Instrumental MUSIC video by CFC - Content For Creators'']
Lullaby - Purrple Cat 
[''Link to 🌺 Copyright Free Romantic Background Music - "Lullaby" by Purrple Cat 🇺🇸 video by BreakingCopyright — Royalty Free Music'']
Remixed songs are from Suno AI.}}

{{Transformers}}

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