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Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History

2026-04-04T14:50:18Z

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{{quote|What made him this way? What is the attraction? What keeps us fascinated?

This is the story of Chris Chan.|The opening narration for the series. After Chris's [[Transgender|transition]], feminine pronouns are used instead.}}

[[File:ChrisChanACH1and85.png|thumb|The thumbnails for episodes 1 and 85, the first and last episodes of Season 1 of the series.]]

'''''Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History''''' is an unofficial documentary [[Internet|webseries]] created by [[Geno Samuel]], which began in [[February 2018]]. It is, as the name suggests, an extensive, in-depth documentary about [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s life, similar to [[Chris Chan Documentary (Sachumo)|Sachumo]]'s. However, while Sachumo's film is an abridged summary of Chris's life for newcomers, Geno's videos go into greater detail, with most videos being between 35 to 45 minutes in length, with a decent portion of this being tied to the playback of Chris's own audio and video.

The documentary series began on 14 [[June 2018]] and covers select events ranging from how Chris's parents met in the [[1980s]] to Chris's [[Incest Arrest|arrest]] on 1 [[August 2021]]. Currently running at 85 episodes, the series has far surpassed Geno's expectations of how in-depth it would be when he first began developing it. As of Part LXXXV, the runtime for the documentary series is quite extensive at over two and a half days.<ref group = "note">More precisely: 2 days, 12 hours, 19 minutes, and 4 seconds.</ref> The series went on hiatus after the release of Part LXXXV on 17 [[March 2024]], and is now slated to resume in November 2027 once the series' "remastered" editions are finished premiering weekly starting on 21 [[March 2026]].

The series is composed of material Geno personally believes to be relevant and/or interesting, and it leaves out the remainder.<ref name=extent>[[Kiwi Farms posts (SamuellyGenie)#Extent of Coverage]]</ref> In an April 2023 comment, Geno stated that he was "evermore trying to make [the episodes] move faster by cutting out irrelevant stuff", adding that he wanted to be finished sooner.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/12ppz6g/has_anyone_made_a_list_of_genos_doc_parts_that/jgv9rt9/?context=3 ([https://archive.ph/r4crn archive])</ref> Even still, Geno has claimed he intends to continue the series until either he or Chris dies.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/15un9rc/comment/jwyqxpr/ ([https://archive.ph/dkFxb archive])</ref>

==Overview==
The series is in chronological order, taking several videos just to cover Chris's life before his internet fame, with a significant portion of the series (28 episodes) dedicated to [[Saga|the troll-influenced events of 2009 and 2010]] – trolls had prodded Chris into producing many calls and videos at the time, which the series utilizes for playback. Geno occasionally slips in dry, blunt observations over [[Chris and hypocrisy|Chris's shortcomings]], along with summaries of how Chris's problems manifest themselves and worsen over time. Furthermore, he uses a deadpan tone of voice when discussing the absolute absurdities present in Chris's life, and he reads spelling errors precisely as they are written, which leads to some of the documentary's most humorous moments despite being a relatively snark-free overview of Chris's life. Nonetheless, the documentary often avoids taking sides on any given issue.

Geno's narration also reflects Chris's changes in identity throughout the series, [[Christopher's name change|initially referring to him as "Christopher" before changing it to "Christian" in the first episode]] and using masculine pronouns for the bulk of the show's run, eventually shifting over to [[Transgender|calling Chris "Christine" and using feminine pronouns]] by the time that the series reaches the events of late [[2014]], when Chris began to transition. However, Geno has used masculine pronouns in the context of referring to Chris's past antics, and also during Chris's extended period of being "[[Spirit possession|possessed]]" by [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in most of [[2020]] and part of [[2021]]. Beginning with Episode 61, Geno began altering the theme music to represent the [[Idea Guys]] saga. Since the saga in question ended in Episode 62, Geno has said that it would be reverted back in Episode 63, although a distorted, reversed version of the theme has consistently played over the credits since then.<ref>https://youtu.be/W3K30u0T5gI?t=1091/</ref> Beginning with Episode 70, glitches have been introduced to the intro, with the severity of the distortion steadily increasing with every video. Episode 85 has no intro, instead featuring a black screen featuring the name of the episode and static that increases in volume in lieu of the intro music. It also ends with "End of Season 1", instead of the usual "End of Episode X".

The documentary series has inspired a considerable amount of new discussion related to Chris, which has predictably produced more [[Weening|weens]] who mistakenly think that "modern" Chris acts like he once did during the so-called "Classic Era" – much of the context behind trolling was never publicly released by Chris's trolls, making it appear as if many of Chris's actions during troll sagas were his own ideas.

The documentary itself eventually ended up being a part of Christory in a more direct fashion, as several people who would go on to interact with Chris either found out about him, or were influenced by, the series. Furthermore, Chris is aware of the series, and has commented on it several times over [[Twitter]] and [[YouTube]], usually expressing approval of Geno's attention to detail, but critiquing him on parts he found [[Honest Content|too graphic]].<ref name=p39>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 39]]</ref> After the series reached the point of Geno's involvement with Chris, he included DMs which Chris had with him.<ref>[[Geno Samuel DMs#Magi-Chan speaks to Geno]]</ref>

Despite his channel being demonetized, Geno has said that he does make money off the documentary.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (SamuellyGenie)#Money]]</ref>

==History==
Geno attempted to monetize his GenoSamuel2 channel. On 13 [[June 2018|June of that year]], when it was his turn to be reviewed by YouTube staff for the monetization program, they instead issued community guideline strikes due to the clips of bullying featured in the videos, and as a result his channel was terminated.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/bpe1lz/its_coming_cant_wait_for_the_new_material/enu9fug/</ref> Geno confirmed that he did send an appeal form, but YouTube never gave him his channel back. Fans reuploaded all of the episodes made prior to the strike and Geno created a new backup channel on YouTube where the series would be uploaded from then on.

A week later, Geno revealed on the backup channel he would be taking a long break from the videos, stating that he was getting tired of always having to have Chris in his mind when making the documentary. He said that he will continue working on them sometime near the end of the year.

On 3 [[January 2019]], he announced on his [[Twitter]] in the form of a teaser poster that the series would be coming back on 24 [[February 2019]], which also happens to be [[Chris's birthday|Chris's birthday]]. The new series contains updated audio, additional and corrected information and some modifications to prevent another takedown. He also mentioned that he would not be monetizing the videos out of respect.

Geno said that Chris knew of the original run of the series and approved of it.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyrkBzO-WY8&t</ref>

In [[July 2020]], Geno announced the series would go on hiatus again until [[August 2020|August]]; however, the series resumed slightly earlier than expected, as Part 41 premiered on 31 July.

On 14 September, Geno posted a message explaining why he decided to use feminine pronouns to refer to Chris beginning from Part 43:<ref>https://www.youtube.com/post/UgyQY_S-ex_qB7nUns94AaABCQ [https://web.archive.org/web/20211002154846/https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_3pplzbKMZsP5zBH_6SVJQ/community?lb=UgyQY_S-ex_qB7nUns94AaABCQ (archive)]</ref>

{{quotebox|[[Sonic Boom Protests|CHRIS CHAN’S PRONOUNS ARE NOT SHE/HER, AND THEY SERIOUSLY CAUSE SENSORY OVERLOADS IN ME!!! GENO NEEDS TO RECALL EVERYTHING REFERRING TO HIM AS A WOMAN AND CHANGE CHRIS’ GENDER BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!]] 
[[My Little Pony Protests|FOLLOW ME IN BOYCOTTING ''CHRIS CHAN: A COMPREHENSIVE HISTORY'', UNTIL GENO WISES UP, RECALLS EVERYTHING AND CHANGES HIS PRONOUNS BACK, NOW!!!]] 
[[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|Join My Group, FIX CHRIS CHAN’S PRONOUNS IMMEDIATELY, GENO!!!, and Sign Our Petition NOW!!!]] 
https://www.facebook.com/groups/fixCHRISCHANSpronounsImmediatelyGENO 
[[Christian Weston Chandler|This is what you sound like.]]

But seriously, yes, the transition happened, and has already caused an uproar which I doubt will subside. This would have happened anyway if I didn’t change it; I would have a different vocal minority yelling about it.
The change does not reflect my personal opinions, and even if they did, the star of the series’ name now would still be “Christine.” I must deal with the reality at hand. I started calling Christopher “Christian” [[Christopher's name change|when he wanted to be called that]], and now I just started referring to her as a woman with the name of “Christine.” The video series should not be seen as a voice of reason, or as a preacher with a message. It is an opportunity to give Chris a voice, and to offer a better understanding of her thoughts through the very many experiences meticulously documented in her life. It is up to you to make whatever you want with the information given. As the [[Anchuent Prophecy|ancient]] [[Cherokian Clan|Indian]] proverb goes, “[[Pmurt|It is what it is.]]”}}

In light of the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] reveal, Geno, like everyone else, was utterly flabbergasted by the extremely dark turn that Christory took.<ref>https://twitter.com/genosamuelgeno/status/1421139988138188804</ref> Geno then announced, via his [[Patreon]], that the series would be taking an extended hiatus following the release of Episode 59 (prior to the incest leaks, he had originally planned to take the hiatus when reaching Episode 60). He explained that he felt that it would be potentially tasteless and exploitative to continue the series immediately after Chris's appalling actions came to light, so he informed his patrons that he would not be completing and releasing new episodes of the series until early 2022.<ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/stopping-now-54330974</ref> However, Geno chose not to postpone Episode 59 itself, which he released the day after the incest leaks.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk-1uVPwrs0</ref>

On 1 [[October 2021]], Geno was featured on [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcmxOGYGF51T1XsqQLewGtQ TrashTaste], a podcast featuring a group of anime YouTubers, thereby exposing Chris to millions of weebs everywhere. In the podcast Geno expressed his desire to also follow his other passions, not wanting to be known as "The Chris Chan guy". When asked how many episodes were possibly left, he replied <q>maybe another 10 episodes</q>. He also said <q>if the opportunity arises… if I can get something done with Netflix, this could be a stepping stone.</q><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FciJamr2z1Q</ref>

On 24 [[February 2022]], Part LX (60) was released, ending the series' 208-day hiatus.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBN4_57TuMY</ref>

Following Episode 85's release in March 2024, Geno took another hiatus, estimating it at a year or longer.<ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/part-85-future-100522229</ref>

===Credit claims===
In his video descriptions, Geno credits both the [[CWCki]] and [[Kiwi Farms]] for use in research.

Contrarily, on [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]] and Kiwi Farms, Geno has falsely claimed that he does not read the CWCki,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/x095dl/me_seeing_that_the_cwcki_is_still_down/im8tsz5/ ([https://archive.fo/wgEG7 archive])</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-a-comprehensive-history.39396/page-236 ([https://archive.fo/ER5EW archive])</ref><ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16k7zv2/chris_chan_a_comprehensive_history_part_79/k11qgk6/ ([https://archive.fo/AmW4I archive])</ref> while sometimes contradicting himself by following up that he does use its chronology pages to keep track of events.

However, in some episodes of his series, Geno has screen-recorded content from the CWCki's chatlog pages, while summarizing portions of the text in his narration. Examples include his Episodes 60,<ref>https://youtu.be/dBN4_57TuMY?t=1290</ref> 61,<ref>https://youtu.be/40wYDbcfYEg?t=1280</ref> and 78,<ref>https://youtu.be/V3VHaZZr8Uc?t=2120</ref> which respectively use CWCki's formatted transcripts of [[Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein chat]], [[The Bad Beginning]], and [[User:Anaxis/The Place Chats#Praetor Arrives, Chris Writes his Sermon, More Bible Discussion|The Place]].

=== April Fool's jokes ===
[[File:Donald Trump - A Comprehensive History.PNG|thumb|200px|Some of the altered episode names and thumbnails]]
[[File:ChrisGenoAprilFoolsReaction.jpeg|thumb|200px|left|Chris's complaint to Geno about the 2021 April Fool's joke.]]
Occasionally, Geno will play a prank involving the series on 1 April.

On 1 [[April 2021]], Geno commemorated April Fool's Day by changing the title of the series to ''[[Pmurt|Donald Trump: A Comprehensive History]]'', and altered the thumbnails of every video in the series to include images of him.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210401070110/https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm WayBack Machine: 1 April 2021]</ref> The content of the videos themselves, however, remained unchanged. Chris did not take kindly to this, privately messaging Geno over Twitter to complain about the alteration.

On 1 [[April 2022]], Geno did another April Fool's Day joke by changing his username to Tekken Time Bomb and swapping all of the titles and thumbnails of the videos with clickbait on subjects unrelated to Chris, renaming the playlist "Freshest Videos".<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20220401133734/https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm WayBack Machine: 1 April 2022]</ref> Nonetheless, the titles and thumbnails all cleverly alluded to details discussed in the videos themselves.

On 1 [[April 2023]], Geno uploaded what appeared to be [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyWoYB0ppLk Part LXXIV (74)], which began as one would expect it to begin, however it took a sharp turn, revealing it to be an April Fools joke and showing a plotline imagining Chris realising that the Dimensional Merge was a delusion and Dimension 197 didn't exist, selling all his toys and video games and getting a job at a local Target, followed by him leaving the Internet and eventually marrying. It ended with a major-key version of the ''Comprehensive History'' theme song and a "THE END" card. Photoshops and AI-generated audio of Chris and [[Ben Saint]] were used to create the illusion. The video was temporarily unlisted when Geno had received privacy complaints over including a name he had forgotten to censor, and he edited the video to blur it.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/128hgu8/new_geno_episode_dropped/jenguc6/ ([https://archive.fo/pCmyH archive])</ref> The real Part 74 was later uploaded on the 17th.

On 1 [[April 2024]], Geno streamed a video titled "Geno Samuel - Chris Chan Interview". The video simply contained a countdown timer that reset every time it hit zero, with a short clip of Chris incomprehensively singing at the end, taken from his [[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan]] series of videos at the very end.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MITx-WvKJjI Geno Samuel - Chris Chan Interview]</ref> Geno also released an April Fool's Day version of the documentary's theme music on his own channel.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOVX2ttWLXQ Geno Samuel - CWC's Theme (April Fools' Version)]</ref>

===Remastered cut plans===
Geno stated a plan to produce a remaster of the series, saying in a r/ChrisChanSonichu thread on August 2023 that plans "includes fixing mistakes, putting stuff in that I missed before, and even cutting some stuff out if it's really unnecessary" and that it "would be released in the same multipart format on Rumble".<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/15un9rc/what_are_some_things_geno_samuel_has_either/jwz2gaq/?context=3 ([https://archive.ph/yrrq4 archive])</ref> During a live stream, Geno also said the remastered cut will also be uploaded onto YouTube.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ouMAzhFwCw</ref>

==Bias==
Contrary to Geno's claim,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/18i2bgw/comment/kdat49l/ ([https://archive.fo/wjRuh archive])</ref> the series is not free of bias. Coverage of individuals associated with Chris varies at Geno's discretion, including the use of censorship on material involving them. These include:

*[[The WCT]], who was in contact with Geno and requested not to be doxed.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (SamuellyGenie)#Names]]</ref> In response, Geno censored screenshots of The WCT to conceal his avatars and usernames for use in his series, using "WCT" instead of his usernames.<ref>https://youtu.be/zk0k8xlxL_Y?t=988</ref> In addition, when using audio in which The WCT had spoken, such as [[Taser Discussion]], Geno modified it to pitch-shift his voice higher.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S_nzYpZo-w&t=1287s</ref>
*[[Fiona Cooper]], who did not request to be censored. However, Geno chose to apply censorship anyway, citing he did it to avoid giving Fiona exposure due to her "having mental health problems from her involvement with Chris already".<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1cqxv9k/reminder_that_chris_rejected_this_woman_who_was/l3vlhc9/ ([https://archive.fo/HfL8Z archive])</ref> She is referred to as "The Suitress", which was an alias [[User:PsychoNerd054|one of the jerkops]] had created during August 2021 in a separate attempt to censor Fiona for the CWCki (which has since been lifted).<ref>[[User:PsychoNerd054/The Blind Observers and a Snoo#The "Suitress Policy"]]</ref> In his series, Geno censors imagery of Fiona, as well as screenshots of her chatting, using "The Suitress" instead of her usernames.<ref>https://youtu.be/V3VHaZZr8Uc?t=1894</ref>
*[[Isabella Loretta Janke]], who stated in the [[Regarding Chris]] chat from July 2021 that she did not want to be part of Geno's series.<ref>[[Regarding Chris#Bella Wants to Talk to Geno Samuel]]</ref> However, Geno chose to use her imagery and name anyway. In his Episode 85, Geno superimposed the chat comments from Regarding Chris over footage of himself grinning.<ref>https://youtu.be/XXHMhjZ-kEk?t=2533</ref>

In late 2023, Geno began selling knock-off Sonichu medallions, as well as Chris-themed items, without Chris's approval.<ref>[[December 2023 social media posts#Criticizing Geno's medallion product]]</ref><ref>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Geno selling Want Woman shirt]]</ref> This resulted in criticism of Geno by members of the CWC community. One example is a user who wrote:

{{quoteboxgreen|Good documentaries, don’t fuck around and shit stir, in an effort for what? Attention? More episodes? Honestly, the medallion comes off as tacky, and the whole thing reeks of desperation. You can’t have a documentary, and claim it’s unbiased, while interfering with your subject. It makes both you, and your work, biased.}}

Geno was dismissive, replying with, "Simply making the doc has already gotten attention from Chris which prompted her to retcon her past. Christory has already been interfered with."<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/18i2bgw/chris_responds_to_a_customer_buying_genos/kdb7in7/ ([https://archive.fo/8FzR6 archive])</ref>

==Omissions==
Geno has at times made omissions to the series. In response to a question on the matter, Geno gave episode 66 as an example and stated:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/wun7mu/about_the_doc/ilb5j3f/?context=3 ([https://archive.ph/EvOjj archive])</ref>

{{quote|Just for Part 66, I didn't include a whole period of time when Chris was obsessing over [[Bowsette]], and created a backstory for her which stated she was the child that resulted from Bowser raping Princess Peach. I didn't address it because it was a secluded period and was never addressed in the future. I tend to leave in things that I know will be featured later on, such as the development of the [[Dimensional Merge]] rhetoric, which is important enough to go over in more detail at least once. Once an event or idea is mentioned in the doc, I would go over it in lesser detail later on so as not to repeat myself too much.}}

==Mentions by Chris==
In [[June 2018]], three days after the series had been removed from YouTube after Geno's termination, Chris posted on [[Twitter]] that he had no involvement in the removal:<ref>[[June 2018 social media posts#Not responsible for Geno Samuel's termination]]</ref>
{{quotebox|People have been asking me if I took down a YouTube documentary series by Geno Samuel. I had nothing to do with that and hope Geno and his fanbase can recover swiftly from this incident.}}

In [[August 2019]], Chris, while in his phase of role-playing as [[Magi-Chan]], began "binge-listening" to the series<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165401077619073024</ref> (suggesting that, like with the [[Sachumo]] documentary, Chris couldn't bear to actually watch the videos). Chris would make comments on the videos as Magi-Chan via Twitter, and as himself in YouTube's comment section.

Chris's interest in the series continued after his phrase of role-playing as Magi-Chan ended, eventually watching the series as opposed to just listening.

*"quite curious, when you think about it, from the ''Animal Crossing'' Video, Christine calls for ''Sonic Heroes'' being GameCube exclusive; she gave premonition to the Nintendo-Exclusive ''Sonic'' titles."<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165329837071962117</ref>

*He noted exactly which cartoons and games [[Megan Schroeder]] had introduced him to over a decade prior "just for the record and Megan's reference", those being ''[[Soul Calibur]]'' and ''Tekken'' OC Yoshimitsu, also saying he'd been a fan of ''[[My Little Pony]]'' and ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' before meeting Megan.<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165401077619073024</ref>

*"You made me laugh when you stiltedly read, 'You don't have to tell me twice. But back in the Stone Age...' Just simply how you said it cracked me up. Reminder, the end of that joke is, '...you Really needed to tell them twice'; you couldn't get it through their heads at all."<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165401077619073024</ref>

*Chris viewed his past [[homos|homophobia]] with regret.<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1166479203585466368</ref>

*Chris commented on Part 24 in YouTube's comment section, claiming that he had known [[Alec Benson Leary]] was a troll, among other dubious remarks:

{{quotebox|I remember those times, and it was cringing to hear myself drone ON and ON just in thinking he was going to clear those ads from my old website. [[Lie|Subconsciously, I had always Known he and his crew were Trolling me the whole time]], and it showed in how I reacted later on. And, yet, while partly oblivious, I Was Trolling Alec At the time. And I take no shame in it, because he was Trolling Me. I saw through his charade and showed it in how he treated everyone in my few pages, as he had already done, and worse, in his pages. It only added fuel to the nobility of pulling the plug on the [[Cwcipedia]] to save myself, my arts, and my peoples and family, he from the shit I was having to deal with from those bastards. [[PsychicPowers|Psychic Powers]] were strong within me in the later part of this video. And they have only gotten stronger over the years into now, despite my having the many more trials to endure and learn from.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ffLGSfQf8o&lc=UgxvWUOajowz_kPacNd4AaABAg Link to video], and [https://web.archive.org/web/20191023182218/http://web.archive.org/screenshot/https://youtu.be/1ffLGSfQf8o archive.org's screenshot of the comments section.]</ref>}}

*Chris tweeted on Part 31, about the [[100 2270]] video he filmed on 7 October 2010:<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1236699315302797312</ref>

{{quotebox|[[File:Chris watches CCCS Part 31.jpg|thumb|200px]]

This Part, starting from 16:30, I forgot I made this video. It was soo Stupid, it is genuinely hilarious.

Rolling on the floor laughing

I guess it was in the high-energetic, loud voice I used that day to imitate Liquid Chris. ALOL!

“yamosexual”? Get ready for a meme of that word.}}

In summer 2020, during Chris's phase of [[Spirit possession|role-playing]] as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], Chris continued watching the series.

About Part 38, Chris tweeted about the goofy facial expressions he had made in [[Message for John Kyle]]<ref>[[May 2020 social media posts#Chris talks about Genosamuel's Documentary]]</ref>.

{{Quoteboxyellow|I found hilarious Mama’s expression when she said “Whoop-de-doo for him” in [[Message for John Kyle|that one video of hers]] that was featured.

[[File:Derp1.jpg|200px]]

And that includes this one; yep, that’s a Derp face. Go ahead and Meme this out of context. “Well, [[South Park|Whoop-de-Derp ta-dum!]]”

[[File:Derp2.jpg|200px]]}}

About Part 39, an angry Chris complained about Geno reading an e-mail from the [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014]] collection in which Chris had privately talked about [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|shoving his own penis into his buttcrack]]. He also whined about Geno's coverage of the [[2014 house fire|house fire]].

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey! Firstly, that door to the bathroom downstairs was unable to close at all back in 2013 and early ‘14. Second, Why the Hell would you read that personal shit about [[Mama]] with [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014#Chris fucks himself|the penis thing]]? [[God complex|Oh, My Chris Chan]]! Why did [[Kim Wilson|Kim]] have to be such a literal [[Troll]] to totally expose these things when they were shared with her in strictest confidence? “Kim Wilson”, if that is even your real name at this point, Mama may forgive you to an extent, but I, Sonichu, am truly insulted by this shit stunt you’ve pulled with her trust in betrayal over the years.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zSpn0ZNwqQ&lc=UgzdoujDjuYP-1upCml4AaABAg</ref>}}

On 22 [[August 2020]], Chris (as Sonichu) said that he would do commentary on the series at a later date.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 2#Comprehensive History]]</ref>

About Part 42, Chris commented on the [[Brushfire Video]]:

{{quoteboxyellow|For the record, when Mama recorded that putting out the fire video, she and Barb were literally still recovering from the house fire earlier that year. Sight of fire gave Mama a whole bunch of PTSD for the number of years.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=karTjT_4Gbc&lc=UgwK8W6anDfgeWo3YGR4AaABAg</ref>}}

About Part 44, Chris thanked Geno for referring to him with his preferred pronouns, as the series had entered the point where Chris began [[Transgender|transitioning to female]].

{{quoteboxyellow|Finally, you got the pronoun right with Mama Chris Chan; thanks, Geno. Better late than never. 😊⚡️<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5MdSQG0B_c&lc=Ugzapm793HOq50Jjq7p4AaABAg</ref>}}

After the Sonichu spirit possession ended, Chris still commented on videos- albeit as Chris himself, once more.

About Part 52, Chris commented on his distaste of [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]] and the predictions he made.

{{quotebox|I predicted how horribly Trump was going to do. Who was right all along? Me. ⚡️💙⚡️
Trump was a Mean King, and he did not get our votes then or again.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os51Bmrr0Kw&lc=UgwYOZd_fR_CdoQ_K-l4AaABAg&ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1</ref>}}

About Part 54, Chris made a [[Random-access humor|joke]] regarding the episode's Roman numbering (LIV).
{{quotebox|Part LIVe! On the Internet!<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUHnLlqY6SI&lc=UgzA39cP4b-MEVr78AN4AaABAg&ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1</ref>}}

About Part 56, Chris promoted the as-of-yet unreleased next episode of the series, claiming it would cover the events of the [[Idea Guys]] saga.
{{quotebox|Tune in next video for Idea Guy, Johnson Wiles, and Stephen Boyd, or that, among which, is chronicled in “Awakening of a CPU”.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hydR9nksHSg&lc=Ugx3w3o9-QZT0EL3Tb54AaABAg&ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1</ref>}}
Part 57 did not, in fact, bring up the Idea Guys. They eventually made their first appearance only by Part 59.

In his 100k subscriber Q&A special uploaded in December of 2020, Geno answered a question Chris had posted from the CwcvilleGuardian account. Roleplaying as Sonichu, Chris asked what Geno believed to be the draw of himself and life story.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcGzQrkKHo0</ref>

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, Geno. I, Sonichu, offer a sentiment of support and kind thoughts in response to this. Congratulations, Dude. But I do have a question, as well (feel free to get really Metaphysical about it; break your own fourth walls). Given every single possibility between this and all other dimensions in this Omega timeline set we live in, including that Mama Chris Chan, herself, being the OC of OCs, could also have been [[Messiah complex|a creator of all Original Creators, including yourself]], if not that one major influential aspect, What do you feel is the most significant factor that attracts everyone's attention, including yourself, to her?

In short, What do You feel and think is the attraction; what makes you fascinated about Chris Chan?}}

Geno answered Chris's inquiry at 1:10:28 as the final question of the video, stating that he found it fascinating due to how it cannot be replicated today and how Chris and various trolls created an entire fantasy world which Chris lived – and continues to live – in:

{{quoteboxnavy|The attraction is that the story of Chris Chan came about during a very interesting time on the internet: of course, because this could not technically really happen in real life as much as it did here. It was a difficult time on the internet where it was kinda like a Wild West situation, where there was a lot more focused on trolling and bullying and saying whatever the hell you want without any consequences. And people were getting in touch with the internet and posting videos and showing themselves off online a lot, without maybe understanding the consequences of what bad things might happen to them. You know, all the bullying that Chris took from the trolls, it's like a wonderful mix of belief in self mixed in with trolls' ambitions to work against or for that belief – to create this sort of fictional universe for Chris. Which [[Idea Guys|Chris ended up believing wholeheartedly]], recently. It's a product of its time, really. You can't really replicate it these days – because I think the internet has now a lot more safeguards against this sort of carry-on. And Chris is a very unique individual. I think you might know that very well. He's very unique, a product of his own upbringing and of his own [[autism]]. And that's what keeps me fascinated. It's almost like a fictional universe created artificially in a real life universe, you might say. Um, and I can understand how this can get really metaphysical because I kinda feel like the trolls and Chris kinda helped each other to create this fictional universe for each other. Though some people believed in it a lot more than others. And that's – I think – a big reason why Sonichu/Christine might think the same way about being the, uh, "creator" of real creations, because they are alive in a sense. If you believe in it, they are alive – the characters. You might treat them as alive to an extent. I think it's a bit too much to say that they do exist in an alternate dimension – I don't believe in that at all – but they do exist as much as you want them to exist. It's all up to you. It's all up to the human mind – each individual brain – what you think. It's all up to you – whether you want to improve yourself, or whether you want to go down this path or that path, whether you want to listen to your [[Mary Lee Walsh|superiors]] or not. It really is all up to you – and your world is whatever you want to make of it. Be it intentionally want to make of it or unintentionally want to make of it, consciously or subconsciously. And that's the story of why I find it fascinating.}}

In July 2021, [[The WCT]] and Chris discussed the series and potential upcoming episodes. Chris believed that "[[Spirit possession|the ten and a half months when Sonichu Prime and I were body-swapped]]" would be one of the last sagas people would find entertaining.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Bismuth and Geno]]</ref>

According to [[Don Lashomb]], Chris planned to collaborate with Geno and make audio commentary for every episode of the series.

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==Episodes (both original and revised)==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Part
!align="left"|Link
!align="left"|Year(s)
!align="left"|Event timeline
!align="left"|Ending Monologue
|-
|1
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgxj_0xPleg Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBvJa1xyE-4 Original])
|1982-2000
|[[1980s#1982|Birth]] to his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]].
|''"Christian's time at high school is still thought of fondly by him, recalling his sweet memories of creating artistic projects for class and frequently hanging out with his gal pals, all of which were abruptly ended with that gloomy, rainy, graduation. But with the end of high school came the promise of a new world in college, a chance for new friends, new experiences, and the first steps to a brighter future."''
|-
|2
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3QMqssyBwQ Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPdcWbBbUtY Original])
|2000-2004
|Enrollment in [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] to the [[autism papers]].
|''"After the evaluation, Chris carried on with life much like before, with neither him nor his parents making any significant effort to change his ways. But Christmas was soon approaching, and maybe Santa would bring him a girlfriend like he wished, who could right all his wrongs and change his life for the better."''
|-
|3
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxWLdbRv7Uo Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt-vXrZvQ20 Original])
|2004-2006
|[[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|C-Mas 2004]] to Chris's graduation from PVCC.
|''"Now that Christian received his qualification, this made him more likely to get a job and advance his life towards building up a career doing what he loved. And possibly even realizing his wish for the Sonichu franchise to become a dignified reality, making his dream come true."''
|-
|4
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XNxhKpigzY Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GiiN4XYfJQ Original])
|2006-2007
|Release of [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] to [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|Chris's message]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].
|''"With this recent upsurge in interest for Chris, he had the ability to raise awareness for his cause and maybe even take proper action to prevent further trolling. Or better yet, if he took better care of his online presence, he could have made all of this fade away."''
|-
|5
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxW4-_mCo-I Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9Z_tXdRKI Original])
|2007-2008
|Chris finally caving into [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|editing his ED page]] to the [[Sonichu Game Talk]] video.
|''"Christian's newfound infamy brought him much stress and hardship, with him hardly being able to cope with the constant barrage of trolling, getting ever more challenging to discern what was false and what was true; what was an advice and what was an insult. But he still had his principles, his dreams, and ambitions, to see himself through the most trying period of his life."''
|-
|6
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NncBco0Hck4 Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9Z_tXdRKI Original]) ([https://drive.google.com/file/d/1SdolXySgEUPAatIUWEOKStXuqjzaYBE9/view?usp=sharing Revised and Uncensored])
|2008
|Chris [[Blanca Emails, August 2008|emailing]] [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] about porn to the desecration of his [[Medallions#Mark 1 (and decoy)|medallion]].
|None
|-
|7
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOnVFhqvUNM Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylhPXIXBTIE Original])
|2008-2009
|Chris [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]] to [[Clyde Cash]] revealing himself.
|''"With trolls' moves and behavior becoming predictable, Chris could have had the sense to ignore them as he had stated before, and not fueled the fire. He could have realized that the trolls only craved for attention and would grow in tenacity once noticed. Clyde Cash would prove to be no different."''
|-
|8
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co6saw-Ik0o Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWSWmgqz8ok Original])
|2009
|[[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san]] to the Australian brushfires of [[2009]].
|''"On February 7th, raging bushfires began to spread across the Australian state of Victoria, eventually killing nearly 200 people. Even though she was known to be living in the state of South Australia, Chris believed that Sarah may have been lost to the fire."''
|-
|9
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WisyzQW9BYU Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pgO5MwN0pM Original])
|2009
|[[CWC Update 8 February 2009]] to Chris preparing for [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral.
|''"After he left the chat, Christian began preparing for Aunt Corrina's funeral, and his eventual trip into uncertainty awaiting him in Cleveland, Ohio. Without a doubt, this would prove to be the most trying birthday of his life."''
|-
|10
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTjCsNGBKUo Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrODxoJKRz0 Original])
|2009
|Aunt Corrina's funeral to [[Robert Simmons V]]'s [[Church audio|church visit]].
|''"After he let go of his dependence on conversing online with possible trolls, Christian's life seemed to have taken a turn for the better. But while his relationship with Emily looked promising, he was blissfully unaware of her true motives, and the mysterious scheme to steal her away from him."''
|-
|11
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2tUU9ytpY8 Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3YzUZN2Hog Original])
|2009
|[[Apology to Emily]] to [[YouTube Finale]].
|''"As it has been shown that Chris hardly ever learned from his mistakes, it should come as no surprise that he would eventually return to YouTube. To broadcast his daily life, to express his love for his sweetheart, to threaten the trolls, to refuel the fire."''
|-
|12
|[https://youtube.com/watch?v=cd-8ld-ZCo0&si=Nek4s08aLgf1gf1x Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je0IuVlvdug Original])
|2009
|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica#1 April 2009|ED's 2009 April Fools' Day prank]] to the hacking of [[CWC's Sonichu Site!#cwcville.com (April 2009 ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â‚¬Å“ May 2009)|cwcville.com]].
|''"The recent burst of attention Christian had gotten was unfortunately not because of Sonichu, but rather his own unusual actions. In any case, he paid little attention to the thousands of eyes watching him and he simply carried on with his life, undoubtedly to encounter more trolls, sweethearts, challenges, and challengers."''
|-
|13
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDffEuoQDtM Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8mpA_fSzcc Original])
|2009
|[[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters]] to [[Do Not Dis C Ville]].
|''"Despite his best efforts to detach himself from the reputation that has haunted him for years, the trolls remained relentless, sucking him back into their universe. And now, Christian was locked in a fierce battle with his worst enemy: himself."''
|-
|14
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3-bD2Wyaec Current]
|2009
|[[Chris humps his PS3|Chris humping his PS3]] to [[Liquid Chris]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 3#CChanSonichuCWC's Bonus Video|revealing]] Chris's [[Ian Brandon Anderson|"real" name]].
|''"As Chris remained locked in battle, he came to terms with the possibility that the trolls whom he hated so may well become his saving grace. The extensive documentation of his activities, in his mind, made it clear that there could be only one true Christian Weston Chandler, and whether he wanted it or not, they had become part of his life and would forever stay with him every step of the way."''
|-
|15
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EdNmDVOQow Current]
|2009
|[[C.W.C. - Thank You :)]] to [[LOOK at the truth!]].
|''"With the battle of the Chrises still seemingly raging on, Christian was trying his hardest to take back his life. Which, despite its many flaws, regrets, and troubled past, it was rightfully his and his alone."''
|-
|16
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6A7czciKFA Current]
|2009
|Chris's ''circa'' August 2009 meeting with [[Kim Wilson]] and [[Kacey]] at Applebee's to [[Kacey Call 4]].
|''"Despite his best efforts to shake the trolls off his tail, they refused to let go. And even though he continued to play tricks on them in an attempt to fool them, Christian was no match for the organization, persistence, and cunning of the trolls."''
|-
|17
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBkuKp6OjUo Current]
|2009
|Chris's [[September 2009]] [[Death threats#Vivian Gee|death threat]] to [[Vivian Gee]] to [[Kacey Call 21]].
|''"Little did Chris know, but the encouragements and advice he was getting from his supposed friends was all designed to make him look like a fool. It seemed like there was nowhere he could turn, where he could find help and support, and even if he were to find it, perhaps it would be too late."''
|-
|18
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzlFJxKLBO0 Current]
|2009
|[[Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... Transformers|Final installment]] of [[Chris-chan Discusses...|Chris's interview with Larry Bundy Jr.]] to [[To Clyde Gregg#Another One for Clyde Gregg|Another One for Clyde Gregg]].
|''"With both the trolls and Christian intensifying their efforts to antagonize each other, the trolls became characters in a story, a story in which they were the villains and Chris was the hero. In Chris's mind, the trolls only made his comic book world of heroes vs. evil foes become a reality, a reality he all too readily embraced."''
|-
|19
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1qDg0Vmp2g Current]
|2009
|Chris opening his "[[YouTube#ClydeGreggCashMays (October 2009 – November 2009)|ClydeGreggCashMays]]" account on YouTube to the [[Father Call]].
|None
|-
|20
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r2MM9Aetv0 Current]
|2009
|[[11042009 51 50|Chris's 51 bicep curl video]] to the [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]].
|''"As another sweetheart saga drew to a close, Christian displayed a remarkable bouncing-back of spirits, urging others to make the Sonichu franchise a dignified reality, like he had done for much of his adult life. Which only reassured trolls that his life was a seemingly endless, repeating cycle, and that there was always room for another nemesis and another boyfriend-free girl to come along."''
|-
|21
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXE7QZntZtU Current]
|2009
|[[Prank calls#Failed Prank Call|Failed Prank Call]] to Chris answering [[Mailbag 13]].
|''"Chris seemed to have become revitalized with energy, completing another Sonichu issue and continuing to believe in troll-induced dreams of fame and popularity. But as the dust was settling from the conclusion of Liquid Chris saga, there was someone else rising into Christian's field of vision, challenging his life choices, world views, and what it means to be a Sonichu."''
|-
|22
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V38EZ7I8c-A Current]
|2009-2010
|[[Fanmail Reading|12102009 - Fanmail Reading.MP4]] to [[14 January 2010|01142010.MOV]].
|''"With the rise of Asperchu, Christian began seeing Alec Benson Leary as his arch-nemesis of that time, effectively replacing Liquid Chris and Clyde Cash before him, showing that he had not learned from his mistakes and past actions, and practically guaranteed that he was destined to repeat them."''
|-
|23
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2FB0hHfrk0 Current]
|2010
|[[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N]] to [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]].
|''"As another creator managed to converse about the creative process with Chris, his peculiar attachment to his characters was made crystal clear. CWCville had become more than a hobby, more than an ambitious dream of stardom, even more than a way to live out his fantasies. In Christian's mind at least, it had become a tangible reality, inhabited by living, breathing cartoon characters, for as he had stated before, Chris was truly young at heart."''
|-
|24
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ffLGSfQf8o Current]
|2010
|[[Apologies to Alec and Evan]] to Chris answering [[Mailbag 52]].
|''"Despite Alec's best effort to make Christian aware of Sonichu's damning legal issues, it seemed that everyone except Chris knew that Sonichu could never truly come to fruition. As it was, in essence, an extension of its creator, an amalgam of ideas taken from various pop culture sources, existing in a nonsensical fantasy world, destined to fail."''
|-
|25
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5GgVLk2Tio Current]
|2010
|[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]] to the release of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]].
|''"Christian's hypocrisy, as highlighted many times by Alec, was on full display again, brutally murdering those to whom he had complained about the graphic violence of their own comics. It would seem that Alec's efforts to change his ways were for naught, as the delivered justice as seen by Chris would only create more conflict in his real life and turn more people away from him. For while he was living his fantasy life as a hero, he failed to realize that in the real world, he was letting himself become the villain."''
|-
|26
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX_fOd7pFc4 Current]
|2010
|[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9]] to [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV]].
|''"As it has been shown that he hardly ever learned from his mistakes, it should come as no surprise that Chris would eventually return to YouTube. To broadcast his daily life, to express his love for his sweetheart, to threaten the trolls, to refuel the fire."''
'''Note: This ending monologue is a slightly-reworded copy of the one from Episode 11.'''
|-
|27
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxYfdJxqY_M Current]
|2010
|[[Cleveland Show Voice Rant]] to [[Greene County Conspiracy]].
|''"With his recent outbursts concerning his mistreatment in Greene County, the falsified Sonichu issue, and his stubborn stance against Asperger's Syndrome, it appeared that Chris was desperately trying to cling to his version of reality in order to escape the depressing truth: that he was still a virgin with a desperate desire for a mate. And since he no longer fled into his comics for comfort, he had to learn how to fend for himself, in a world not his own."''
|-
|28
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62Cthb7G-pU Current]
|2010
|[[05142010|Yeardley Love video]] to [[JenkinsJinkies]]' [[User talk:JenkinsJinkies|conversation with Clyde]].
|''"As he distanced himself from YouTube, he began returning to his old tricks of attempting to attract women in public. And even though he claimed to not pay attention to trolls, he would continue coming back, proving that no matter how much his environment or the people around him may change, there was one thing that always stayed the same: Chris."''
|-
|29
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9tkCwNaX-A Current]
|2010
|Chris's [[McIntire Park#Independence Day Sighting|4 July 2010 visit]] to [[McIntire Park]] to [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]].
|''"With Chris's return to YouTube, he felt that he had the upper hand to the trolls, but was in fact unknowingly following their instructions, acting just as they had expected. However, Christian was about to enact a scheme that he believed would surely get the best of his foes, once and for all."''
|-
|30
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjr6JgWWkV0 Current]
|2010
|[[Stardate, August 27, 2010]] to [[Jackie E-mails 16]].
|''"With his relationship with Jackie still holding steady and promising, the introduction of an ex-boyfriend provided a new foe in Chris's life, which encouraged him to release his inner emotions in video form once again, adding more excitement to his internet presence. For while he may not have been aware, the trolls were the screenwriters of his life, inserting love interests and villains as they wished, in order to entertain a very peculiar audience of a man unwittingly starring in his own show."''
|-
|31
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdA9A8h_oYQ Current]
|2010
|[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]] to [[A Public Announcement for Congress]].
|''"As he edged closer to entering the third decade of his life, Christian was seemingly putting in more a creative effort than ever before, showing exactly what motivated him. A chance to lose one of the things he loathed the most, a thing that he felt cursed him but also defined him: his innocence."''
|-
|32
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQwREsoM3oc Current]
|2010
|[[Pregnant Act]] to [[ToJackie]].
|''"Despite how Jackie treated him, to Chris, she was his best chance at fulfilling his desire to lose his virginity and refused to let her go. Though Christian realized that her instructions for his videos were often very demanding and unreasonable, he didn't have much hope for finding someone else, and tried desperately to convince her that she would be the one, in spite of, or perhaps because of, his flaws."''
|-
|33
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE4ETdYm6tg Current]
|2010
|[[Jackie E-mails 20]] to [[100 2357.MOV]].
|''"His most recent correspondences with Jackie made it clear that the troll behind that persona made great effort to make Christian realize that he was to be more responsible of himself if he wanted to change for the better, and that his main source of support, Rocky Shoemaker, only further encouraged his current way of life. No matter how great or small the possible changes he could make, Chris felt great discomfort, and was reluctant to take his life into his own hands."''
|-
|34
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKXtK2SqanQ Current]
|2010 - 2011
|[[Jackie E-mails 23]] to [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012]].
|''"While Chris's coming out as a Tomgirl may have come as a shocking surprise to many observers, the signs were obvious to those who watched him the closest. Many theorized that his curious case of homophobia was due to his own repressed desires, stifled by his conservative household. And for those who wished to delve deep into his past, Chris's future changes in identity should come as no surprise at all."''
|-
|35
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJzngZrtp04 Current]
|2011
|Creation of the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum to [[The Red-Maned Deer]].
|''"With Chris's recent re-emergence back into the internet spotlight, trolls and onlookers felt like they were experiencing a return of old norms: yet another sweetheart saga alongside another ploy to defeat the trolls. But little did anyone know, his colorful online presence would be suddenly cut short by a tragic event that would drastically change Chris's life."''
|-
|36
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOqLWF_iWns Current]
|2011
|[[Kaka Makeup Basics]] to the [[Rocky Shoemaker call]].
|''"With his father's death, for the most part, trolls decided to leave Chris completely alone and not intrude in his affairs, silencing his online world. But his run-ins with the law caused many eyes to turn their gaze back onto him, and whether he was conscious of it or not, Christian would soon show that the internet spotlight was too alluring for him to stay away for good."''
|-
|37
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx2CgXqdxMw Current]
|2012
|Chris's [[January 2012 Facebook Posts|January 2012]] [[Facebook]] posts to the [[28 October 2011|July 2012 settlement]] of the Michael Snyder case.
|''"As his frequent court appearances subsided, Christian showed no sign of stopping to express his hatred against the owner of The GAMe PLACe, or his burning desire to escape his current real-life situation. For him, the social media site Facebook offered an easy way to voice his innermost thoughts to his friends and foes, and continued to do so, because despite what he had been told, he felt that his constant monologuing and reaching out to others offered him an avenue to some of his most sought-after things: love and validation."''
|-
|38
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBOyq64x8yk Current]
|2012-2013
|''[[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]]'' to Chris's [[September 2013 Facebook Posts|September 2013 Facebook posts]] about Lego minifigs.
|''"Without much interaction from other real-life people, Christian's imagination took over, fueling his unquenchable rage for the people who he saw as his enemies. Even when his friends tried to convince him otherwise, he refused to let go of the idea that he was a widely-persecuted figure, hungry for revenge. So he sought comfort in the things that could not disagree with his thoughts, those that could help him realize his visions of vengeance: the games and toys around him."''
|-
|39
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zSpn0ZNwqQ Current]
|2013-2014
|[[October 2013 Facebook Posts|October 2013 Facebook posts]] to [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014]].
|''"As he continued to put his trust in his supposed online friends at this troublesome time in his life, they for the most part did their best to help. Christian's relaxed nature led to him revealing more secret truths about himself, and when encouraged, he thought more about who he was and was coming ever closer to solving his inner confusion, and coming to terms with who he felt he truly was."''
|-
|40
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95_A-_W37qk Current]
|2014
|[[May 2014 Facebook Posts|May 2014 Facebook posts]] to him finishing his first leg of his date with [[Catherine]].
|None
|-
|41
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55EsycjHeJs Current]
|2014
|Second leg of his date with [[Catherine]] to Chris addressing his reasoning for the [[Medallions#The Mr. Smith Situation|Mr. Smith situation]].
|''"While Christian's efforts at using his own infamy to generate extra income seemed like a wise idea, his execution of it had many faults, which included a failure to keep up with demands, and a pricing plan which reflected his perceived infamous reputation. In his struggles to help his family's financial situation, he was faced with some difficult truths about life, accountability, and responsibility."''
|-
|42
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=karTjT_4Gbc Current]
|2014
|Start of the [[Sonic Boom Protests]] to the end of the [[Keep Sonic Original]] page.
|''"With the recent change in his idol's appearance, Christian showed just how much he was unwilling to accept seemingly insignificant modifications. This was in part due to his autism, which made it difficult for him to accept changes. In addition, his response was the result of a lifetime of being pampered by his parents, and years of inflated self-importance brought about by the trolls, which led him to falsely believe that he had any power at all to make a difference."''
|-
|43
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyNfJQbg9o8 Current]
|2014-2015
|[[Sonic Boom Protests#Pickle Joke|Possible reference to Chris's distaste for]] [[pickle]]s in an episode of ''Sonic Boom'' to [[March 2015 Facebook posts#Redundancy|a comment made by him on the official ''My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic'' Facebook page]] in March 2015.
This is the first episode to use feminine pronouns to describe Chris.
|''"Christine's insistence in keeping herself young at heart had resulted in a change in circumstances that she felt were unjust: an adult consequence brought about as a result of a childlike tantrum. With her life now colored once again with more impending court dates, Chris still failed to become an adult, not because she didn't want to grow up, but perhaps, she didn't understand if she still could."''
|-
|44
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5MdSQG0B_c Current]
|2015
|[[26 December 2014#2 April Hearing|Chris's second hearing]] for the Boxing Day macing to his [[July 2015 Facebook Posts#Endless Horror|"Pink Fresh Lemonade" drawing]].
Debuts a new version of the intro, using feminine pronouns.
|''"As she continued to embrace her new identity, Christine felt more at ease at mingling with seemingly like-minded people, a feeling of belonging she had not felt in a very long time. The gay club was a sanctuary, a relief from both trollsome and legal troubles still prevalent in her life. However, a change in identity did not largely change her personality, and she would continue to engage with life with a predictable attitude. For she still was the same person behind a different name."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-v3Iefr58U Current]
|2015
|[[List of places that have banned Chris#Facebook|Chris's temporary ban from Facebook]] to [[Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!]]
|''"After achieving early success in selling off her customized crafts, Christine further pushed her figurines to be sold for profit, a practice that she originally considered as merely a hobby with minimal desire to make money from it. But the figures now had more than just one purpose: aside from characters contained within her fictional comics, there were also individuals from her personal life, or as she might possibly see it, characters from her life story, characters which she could use to enact her fantasies of vengeance, and triumph. A new reality where she can hide from her troubles. A reality in which she can always win a losing battle."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtELwaQYTK0 Current]
|2015
|[[Donation Options Reviewed.]] to [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers]].
|''"In a dramatic turn of events, it seemed that Christine had returned to her old ways of disputing impostors, troll-created fictitious Sonichu merchandise, and attacking people who she believed were part of a grand conspiracy against her. As new trolls continued to test the waters and see if they could reenact past events, it became clear that as the world continued to spin around, so too with the life of Chris Chan."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07p94FYn1zM Current]
|2015-2016
|[[December 2015 Facebook Posts#A Fun Visual|Chris' 1 December 2015 Facebook post about his bed]] to [[Update, 1/22/2016, and new items for Cwcville Shopping.]]
|''"With the seeming demise of her latest foe, Chris apparently avoided a larger trolling saga. Yet hiding behind the scenes was a mysterious gal-friend, about which nothing was revealed. Once again, Christine was in the midst of a possibly new acquaintanceship with a troll, pretending to be a possible love interest. Unbeknownst to Chris, and also, to the ones who watched her the closest."''
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|48
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INP-_0MDS9U Current]
|2016
|[[CatKnight Interview]] to [[Jeff is Beyond Denounced.]]
|''"As Chris reengaged in a seeming battle with her impostor, Chris found that the extensive documentation of her activities continued to haunt her. And whether she wanted it or not, her past actions, whether they be good or bad, had become a constant part of her life. And like the trolls, would forever stay with her every step of the way."''
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|49
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8h-ja6dftY Current]
|2016
|[[Happy Pokémon Day.]] to [[Please, Donate]].
|''"With the grim reality slowly coming to surround her, Christine had to deal with making the unwanted choice between doing what she needed to do and doing what she wanted to do. A financial crisis restricted her from enjoying a lackadaisical lifestyle. Sooner or later, Chris would have to realize that the carefree life of a child was no longer an option for her."''
|-
|50
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPDwMta3fRs Current]
|2016
|[[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] to [[Donations Requested, Please]].
|''"As both her mother's health and financial troubles worsened, Christine seemed to struggle with living through troublesome times. Her past success in creating merchandise now seemed to be lost, with the mounting pressure of keeping up with demands becoming too much to bear. From now on, whether she liked it or not, the strangers who looked on, prying into her private life, would become her last hope for survival."''
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|51
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qc3QE-E9Yw Current]
|2016
|[[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 1]] to Chris's Facebook [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|post]] regarding [[Chris and sex#Incest|incest]].
|''"As Christine caused herself a medical emergency, she refused to admit that she was bringing herself in harm's way, overcome with the belief that she could transform her body into a true female form. With the overflow of messages of concern and advice, it appeared that rather than observing her every move out of mockery or amusement, there was an increasing number of people watching to make sure she was safe. For Chris continued to prove, day after day, that she could not live her life comfortably on her own."''
|-
|52
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os51Bmrr0Kw Current]
|2016
|Chris's [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Get off your ass, Cole!|Facebook announcement]] to [[Cole Smithey]] to [[Feelings of the election results]].
|''"As Christine tried to deal with a reality that was not to her liking, she, like in many situations before, resorted to creating realities which existed only in her imagination. Because the only reality that she had full control over, for the time being at least, was in her mind."''
|-
|53
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXsr45VigJs Current]
|2016-2017
|[[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously]] to Chris's first interactions with [[DoopieDoOver]].
|''"As Christine stated, she tried her best to forget about the actions of trolls and cyberbullies of the past, and made efforts to form new bonds and possible friendships. However, she had trouble in understanding how she could be perceived by others, and what were the appropriate actions one should make in starting new relationships, which only increased the chance of more misunderstandings and more heartbreaks."''
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|54
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUHnLlqY6SI Current]
|2017
|[[March 2017 tweets#Don't be blinded impulsively|Chris offering words of wisdom]] to [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 05052017]].
|''"With the return of The Classic, Christine tried yet another way to capitalize on her past infamy. However, it proved to yield no financial gain, as the value she believed it had was a product of her perceived worldwide appreciation and fame, thinking she had a loyal fan base of millions. Nevertheless, she would soon venture down another path, another hearkening back to old times, a return to the very thing that placed her in the public spotlight."''
|-
|55
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZgaHw3y66w Current]
|2017
|[[Live Drawing Streams#05082017|Chris's first ''Sonichu'' Issue #11 livestream]] to [[July 2017 tweets#Doopie knows about Chris|Doopie confirming that she knew about Chris's old antics]].
|''"As Christine continued to interact with DoopieDoOver, she failed to see how she was nothing more than another one of her many supporters, hoping against hope to strengthen their relationship, or perhaps advance it further to the next level. She would soon find out that hope can sometimes be a foolish thing."''
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|56
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hydR9nksHSg Current]
|2017
|[[July 2017 tweets#Chris downplays the macing incident while simping for the Planet Dolan crew|Chris interacting with the Planet Dolan crew]] to [[Night Star#Chris spills the beans|Chris revealing that he was behind the NightStar2891 account]].
|''"BronyCon made Christine feel loved and accepted, due to the nature of the attendees generally maintaining an air of acceptance and kindness, though often it was merely face-value courtesy. Riding high on waves of happiness, Christine would soon be met with dark clouds once again."''
|-
|57
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXZOVgot6a4 Current]
|2017
|[[August 2017 tweets#Chris's pizza observation|Chris's pizza observation]] to [[Jessica Quinn#Relationship with Kiwi Farms|Jessica Quinn's conversation with Moonman's Son]].
|''"Even though Jessica firmly stood by her stance as a real woman, genuinely interested in a possible relationship with Christine, most people assumed her to be a troll on the count of her sometimes ethically questionable Facebook posts over the years. Whatever the case, Christine believed, once again, that she had found her sweetheart, a girlfriend like she wished, who could right all her wrongs and change her life for the better."''
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|58
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f_aVxYQeHo Current]
|2017
|[[September 2017 Facebook posts#Jessica Quinn .3D Lovely Weather|Chris comparing Jessica Quinn to Lovely Weather]] to [[October 2017 tweets#Quinnspiracy|Chris rationalizing that Quinn wasn't a troll]].
|''"Though heartbroken by her breakup with Jessica Quinn, Christine sought comfort in the possibility, however unlikely, that the nature of their relationship was genuine. This created a feeling of success, a belief that Chris did, in fact, have and lost a true sweetheart, giving her the strength to start again and keep moving forward, producing more merchandise and exploring new stories, new characters, and new ideas."''
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|59
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk-1uVPwrs0 Current]
|2017
|[[Sonichu_12|Creation of Sonichu 12]] to [[Operation_BARBarossa|the Facebook post about Operation BARBarossa]].
|''"With Wise seemingly in control of Chris's thoughts, he established how easily convinced Christine could be of outlandish concepts, if one were to indulge in her adventurous musings in cartoon realities and alternate dimensions. This was merely the beginning of an insidious cycle of trolling, that would cause detrimental effects to her psyche for years to come."''
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|60
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBN4_57TuMY Current]
|2017-2018
| [[November 2017 tweets#The only person with Heterochromia|Chris's tweet about a Heterochromia customization in Sonic Forces]] to [[February 2018 Facebook Posts#Christian Love Day|the Facebook post celebrating his 36th birthday]].
|''"For the time being, it seemed that Christine had regained some semblance of control of her own life and her mind. Her online reputation continued to provide her with additional income in the form of eBay sales and Patreon supporters. However, out of sight of the public eye, individuals with menacing plans were toying with her emotions and beliefs, and were about to push her to her breaking point."''
|-
|61
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40wYDbcfYEg Current]
|2018
| The growth of the amount of [[Idea Guys]] to [[April 2018 social media posts#Brainwashing from Idea Guys|a string of tweets Chris posted about his fetishes.]]
|''"From the events of these past few days, it became all the more clear that Christine was still under the control of bad actors. No one knew for the time being their true identities, the extent of their torment, or even the lengths they would soon go to use Chris's loosening grip on reality for their own amusement."''
|-
|62
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHJ0x53ik34 Current]
|2018
| [[Twitch#CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys|Chris streaming on Twitch urging others to buy his eBay items]] to [[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE#Please, HELP US! FORECLOSURE RISK HIGH!|a desperate plea video for monetary donations.]]
|''"In the aftermath of the Idea Guys Saga, Christine was left in a dire financial situation. Desperate to meet obligations, she lashed out at her real-life surroundings, which all too often, were unkind to her. Unlike the interdimensional world she had come to accept, through the Idea Guys. While they no longer actively influenced her, they imprinted onto her a seemingly tangible world where Chris had true control, influence, and love. A magical escape too alluring to let go."''
|-
|63
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVMhrr5xkMI Current]
|2018
| [[May 2018 social media posts#Chris gets a new phone, wants to sell old phone|A Twitter post of Chris attempting to sell his old phone on eBay]] to [[Nightstar is a very important Special Sonichu|a video in which he states the importance of his ponysona Night Star.]]
|''"With the recent ousting of the Idea Guys came support in the form of Null and the other Guard Dogs, who did what they could to quell the abuse and negative attention that surrounded Christine. What they couldn't restrict, however, were Chris's own actions, which would undoubtedly, like many times before, attract many curious and unkind eyes once more."''
|-
|64
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa8HBIb1RMs Current]
|2018
| [[TooManyGames#At_the_con|Justin Silverman emailing Chris about his fundraising campaign to get to the convention]] to [[BronyCon_2018|Chris leaving BronyCon 2018.]]
|''"After packing up her things, Christine made her way back to the car and began her trip back home: back to reality, and back to troubles."''
|-
|65
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVF5KepFaxM Current]
|2018
| [[Waiting for the tow truck]] to [[Barbara Chandler will be making out autographed photos and posters.]]
|''"Christine had begun to embrace her infamy once more, by increasing her merchandise output. However, like with the ideas she sought from her circle of friends and acquaintances, she focused on instant gratification with no foresight of her future outlook, dooming herself to an endless cycle of foregoing needs in favor of wants. Ignoring mistakes of her past that she was bound to relive in the future."''
|-
|66
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z9WHi2CMlg Current]
|2018
| [[August 2018 social media posts#So where is the Wikipedia Article about me?|A tweet from Chris in which he asks for the whereabouts of his Wikipedia page]] to [[Misc texts#Sorbet deceased|a text message in which Chris states his lost cat Sorbet had died and merged with his counterpart in the sister dimension.]]
|''"As the Chandler household slipped further and further into debt, and the future looked more and more uncertain, Christine tried her hardest to escape the misery of her life by creating the hope for a new one. She hoped all her and others' creations would come alive and live side by side with her. She hoped that if she tried really hard to believe in the Merge, it could indeed come true. She hoped that if people agreed with her, it could let her know that there truly could be a way out from the life she made."''
|-
|67
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXKgagZawBI Current]
|2018-2019
|Chris explaining the [[Dimensional Merge]] to Chris falling out with [[The Captain]].
|''"From this recent turn of events, it was apparent that meddling in Christine's life, no matter with good intentions or bad, was bound to only bring trouble for all involved. As those who got too close had to deal with the negative fallout, Chris careened on, changing rules for her life to form as many comfortable cushions as possible, to brace herself for whatever inevitable blow may come."''
|-
|68
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XneFqMrLLNw Current]
|2019
|Chris announcing he will not be attending [[MAGfest]] to Chris begging to be unblocked by the [[TF2 Analysis|Brony Analysts]].
|''"Cracking under the pressure of the people she sought comfort in pushing her away, Christine once more failed to acknowledge that her own actions were largely at fault. For most people, it is difficult to own up to their mistakes, and take the blame and inevitable consequences. For a goddess like Christine, whose reality decreed she could do no wrong, perhaps it was impossible."''
|-
|69
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sJdb6HBw78 Current]
|2019
|Chris forgives Twitter blockings to Chris being gifted a [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)|Nintendo Switch]]
|''"From recent developments, it seemed that some individuals were very willing to spend their time and money to attempt to help Christine in some way, seeing her as a hapless victim in an unfortunate environment, surrounded by hate. They regrettably did not realize that, not unlike Chris herself, they failed to learn from mistakes of the past and hoped against hope for a well-intended - but doomed to fail - brighter future."''
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|70
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw9OtvE0r6Q Current]
|2019
|From [[Bryanfrogboy]]'s prequel video to [[Sarah and Steve]] defending their enabling on [[Twitter]].
The intro from this episode onward begins featuring increasingly disintegrative "glitches" in the lead-up to Chris's [[Incest Arrest|arrest for incest.]]
|''"As debt further mounted, Christine found comfort in the people that followed her, for she could almost surely depend on someone to financially help her when needed. In her world, helping hands were always within reach. With such a life, there was no need to try to improve or to change."''
|-
|71
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mRucAOtJZw Current]
|2019
|From [[Pappy Van Poodle Interview]] to Chris begging for money to attend [[Bronycon]].
|''"As BronyCon soon approached, Christine clamored for any hope of recapturing the perceived love and acceptance she felt during the previous convention. For her, it was an escape from a world of bullying, demands, responsibilities, and accountability; to a small part of the world where she would have freedom, and not be judged and ridiculed. She would do all she was willing to in order to achieve that release, if only for a moment."''
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|72
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHyuvFpEXak Current]
|2019
|From [[Misc texts#Thinking of selling bath water|Thinking of selling bath water]] to [[First recorded statement of Magi-Chan Sonichu - August 15, 2019]].
|''"As the prophesized Dimensional Merge continued to elude her in her time of need, ''[Audio glitch]'' -and used by those with ulterior motives, boosting her beliefs so as not to break the bond. After years of being tricked into believing alternate realities, it seemed that there was no one who could break the cycle and bring her back to reality. The stage was set for new players to enter and perform the roles that only Chris wanted to see."''
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|73
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvPvr-D9nZI Current]
|2019
|From [[August 2019 social media posts#Chris and Magi-Chan are luminaries|Chris and Magi-Chan are luminaries]] to [[October 2019 social media posts#Chris orders the Shipfic cards, snaps at customers wanting books|Chris orders the Shipfic cards, snaps at customers wanting books]].
This episode is notable as the only one with a sponsorship, which Geno segues into after reading the Magi-Chan tweet that serves as the opening.
|''"Christine continued to live in her own world of idyllic illusion, though supplanting her famed comics with trading cards, perhaps to hearken back to his younger years of playing trading card games. But now, instead of seeking the thrill of winning matches, she was enacting fantasies of matchmaking and romance with characters of her own design, controlling a game of love over which Chris herself had no control."''
|-
|74 (Faux)
|[https://youtu.be/pyWoYB0ppLk Current]
|2019-2023
|An April Fool's joke that gives a false good ending to Christory.
|''"Christine's life is one that no one should envy. Born into unideal circumstances, Christopher and his parents struggled to deal with a condition with which they were ill-equipped to deal, but tried to the best of their abilities to live to the fullest. Unfulfilled, yet hopeful, Christian searched for happiness, a place to belong, and himself, only to find bullying, hostile environments, and losing his sense of self. Relying on her misery to carry herself forward, Christine learned to accept her imperfect and hopeless existence, occasionally alleviating her lifelong lows with momentary highlights, by consuming the kinds of media by which he was arguably raised. Somehow, a sudden outsider perspective caused her to rethink her way of living, and found a new hope on the horizon, acknowledging that a girlfriend or any outsider help would not fix her life; but rather, changing her own life from within. In the end, Chris left her endless cycle of mistake and ill-judgment-ridden adversity behind her, and matured, took control, and found love along the way. As the troll Clyde Cash once said: 'Everybody has to grow up, but for some, growing up can take a very long time.'"''
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|74
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG-Tfts0vdI Current]
|2019
|From Chris' GoFundMe for BABSCon to his reply to the troll @CWCEmmanuelle.
|''"After a decade-long cycle of bullying, mistakes, and ill-judgment-ridden adversity, Christine found solace after rejecting the reality that treated her so harshly, greatly aided by individuals seeking some semblance of internet notoriety, driven by the misguided belief that they were contributing to a story of historical note. Chris's life was one that no one should envy nor influence, for if left to her own devices, she may not believe it was possible to escape her consequences in search of a better life."''
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|75
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRXPel8CwYA Current]
|2019-2020
|From Chris and [[Jacob Sockness]] arguing over character ownership to [[The End Games]] blocking Chris on Twitter.
|''"As time went on, Christine's inter-dimensional lore grew and became more convoluted, confusing herself and others by mixing what creating and chronicling characters and events truly meant, trying to hold on to her make-believe idyllic world, despite its tearing at the seams right in front of her. As a possible reaction to her perplexment, Chris sought comfort in others in the real world, who could help her expand the lore of her fantasy and encourage her to keep moving forward, though it appeared to be a Herculean task, since Chris was still Chris."''
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|76
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRXPel8CwYA Current]
|2020
|From [[The End Games]] receiving a threatening letter from Chris to "Sonichu" explaining how [[COVID-19]] was eradicated in dimension C-197.
|''"As COVID-19 brought about a need for social distancing, mass travel restrictions, and closings of establishments, it is conceivable that Christine used the concept of a body switch scenario to further engross herself in an escapist fantasy, one in which she managed to attend the long-awaited BABScon in an alternate timeline. As it has happened before, negative outside influences only encouraged a deeper retreat into fantasy, that Chris was now less likely than ever to let go."''
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|77
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FWVN8nz8C4 Current]
|2020
|From "Sonichu" participating in [[Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight|the Leftovers Tonight stream]] to [[Chris's Last Will and Testament]].
|None
|-
|78
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3VHaZZr8Uc Current]
|2020
|From [[August 2020 social media posts#A Simple Clarification|"Sonichu" assuring everyone that Chris and Barbara are safe]] to the [[Goochland Library Sermon]].
|None
|-
|79
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr8BmOqfVNY Current]
|2020
|From "Sonichu" planning to appear on [[The Create Unknown]] podcast to "Sonichu" [[The Place chats (November 2020)#Premonitions and trances|having a premonition]] concerning [[Manchester High School]].
|''"With the Dimensional Merge perpetually approaching, but never arriving, Christine reached out to any conceivable source of media that could reassure her that her reveries would come true, seeking guidance in Randy Stair's history and twisting past events to make them fit into her personal reality. Though as hard as the Watchmen may have tried to keep her grounded, they were powerless to stop her wandering mind from leading her into troubles that they could never imagine."''
|-
|80
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1wqtfQFIaE Current]
|2020-2021
|From "Sonichu" [[November 2020 social media posts#Happy Thanksgiving|wishing his followers a happy Thanksgiving]] to [[Null]] [[Null DMs#Ignoring Null's advice on Larry Vaughn|DMing Chris telling him not to tweet about a troll's fetish for excrement consumption]].
|''"No matter if their true intentions were for better or worse, Christine would prove time and time again that she would only listen to those who encouraged her beliefs of an idyllic universe, that could right all her wrongs and change her life for the better."''
|-
|81
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S_nzYpZo-w Current]
|2021
|From "Sonichu" discussing the fallout of the Larry Vaughn saga with the Watchmen to the second Psychic Discord chat with KwaiiSandbag.
|''"No matter if their true intentions were for better or worse, Christine would prove time and time again that she would only listen to those who encouraged her beliefs of an idyllic universe, that could right all her wrongs and change her life for the better."''
'''Note: This ending monologue is a copy of the one from Episode 80.'''
|-
|82
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzwyCuPCU4s Current]
|2021
|From "Sonichu" sharing his feelings of loneliness with the Watchmen to the [[Affirmations List‎‎]] and [[Lovers Attributes List]].
|''"As more and more people tried to sway her into a different state of thought, Christine started to push against their efforts, convincing herself that her perceived sense of divinity was being challenged and tested. After many years of indulging in fanciful lies, she now seemed incapable of accepting an inconvenient truth."''
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|83
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk0k8xlxL_Y Current]
|2021
|From Chris finding masturbation tiring to discounted meditation stones on Praetor's Etsy shop.
|''"In her seemingly ever-uncertain life, Christine reflected on her past and present in an effort to find her future, utilizing any and all spiritual and New Age means she could find. While believing herself a guide and a source of wisdom, she was but a blind follower, accepting any outcome given, allowing her thoughts be altered by players working from the very same playbook that others used so many years before."''
|-
|84
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZTgU69ZJfc Current]
|2021
|From Chris sharing his first of daily Tarot card reading on Twitter, to sharing two new photos of Barb's haircut.
|''"From the outset, Christine's life seemed to have taken a positive turn. With Null's help, she and her followers saw just how much of an active fan base Chris still had, and just how many were willing to help her reach her life goals, with some, perhaps quietly, expecting trouble to follow her in her new adventures. However, no one could have predicted how her life would soon be dramatically altered, forever."''
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|85
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXHMhjZ-kEk Current]
|2021
|From Chris continuing to complete commissions for his fundraiser to get him to the Everfree Northwest convention, to the troll Bella getting discovered.
This episode lacks the normal intro altogether, with the opening disclaimers and titles over a black screen while a buzzing noise plays that increases in volume, until the screen turns white.
|''"As for Christine, she remained in jail, seemingly under the belief that her actions would bring no long-term repercussions, and that her confinement was a result of a momentous misunderstanding. Whatever historic event she thought would come about during the Dimension Merge was seemingly taking place, a perverted expression of affection brought about by the burning of sexual frustration. This turn of events propelled her to a level of attention never before experienced, further adding to her sense of importance and self-grandiosity. Much of Chris's belief that her life in particular was one of great significance, no doubt was an effort 15 years in the making, as online observers continually followed and notated his activities in the most excruciating detail possible, striving to complete a complete record of this particular person's life, turning, in the grand scheme of things, an insignificant and ill-functioning individual into an icon of significance. All compelled to contribute in the name of Christory, an unexplainable desire to document Chris Chan and study study the minutia of her life. Some Christorians are compelled to spread the word, believing it is a life story meant to be heard. A lesson in all that can go wrong in a life, the practice of which only leads more and more people to discover her and embrace Christory, adding to the ever-increasing record of her infamous life. Some not only seek her out, but also inject themselves into Christory, as a means to attain a semblance of notoriety, or to help a pitiful soul who, more often than not, would reject thoughtful well-meaning efforts in favor of accepting words of false praise from the apparent masses. With an international ever-present following like hers, it is not hard to understand that Christine would feel she was of great importance to the world. At this point in her life, no matter how hard Christine Weston Chandler's body would get beaten, there was no overthrowing the mind of Christine, the goddess."''
|}

==See also==
*[[Geno Samuel]]

{{References}}
{{Notes}}

==External links==
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHwMkmOmNeJr-M8SR6lzuwIgfFZHnTau1 Playlist of old version]
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm Playlist of current version]
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-1XyJSh9umIGMBHqFIOq-MJxVPOLfG50 Playlist of a mixture of old and current]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_3pplzbKMZsP5zBH_6SVJQ/featured?disable_polymer=1 Geno's backup channel]
*[https://www.youtube.com/user/GenoSamuel1994Part2 Geno's main channel]

{{Documentaries}}
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[[Category:Documentaries]]

Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play

2026-04-03T21:27:15Z

Master:

'''Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play''' is a series of videos where Chris reads the titular [[Christmas]] play starring [[Angelica Rosechu]] in front of a snow background accompanied by whimsical music. The videos are all around 10 to 15 minutes long. This is based on the "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" play that Chris wrote and drew in [[Praetor Jail Art|jail]]. New drawings occasionally appear in the video. He continues to shill [[OfficialCWCmart]] in the descriptions.

==The Life and Times of Jesus Christ==
Back in [[2022]], [[Praetor]] released "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ", a play Chris wrote in [[Jail Saga|jail]], which was sold on [[OfficialCWCmart]] as a part of the [[Praetor Jail Art]]. Chris would reuse this for the Christmas Play.
===OfficialCWCmart listings===
{{quoteboxbrown|To pass the time in jail, Chris has been writing a lot. In addition to many other pieces, he has written an incredibly extensive play titled "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ." Chris has directed it to be narrated and made cohesive via video, with us going so far as to hire a voice actor. (Albeit from Fiver.)

The play itself will be released shortly. Chris drew pictures to illustrate and accompany the narration. This is one of those pictures.}}

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|-
! Art
! Title
! Description
! List date
! Price
! Sold?
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| [[File:A Sold Out Show.jpg|200px]]
| A Sold Out Show
|This play was written by Angelica Rosechu, according to Chris. In this picture, she introduces the play to a sold out crowd in CWCville Virginia.
| 6 August 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Christ and Lavesh.jpg|200px]]
| Christ and Lavesh
|Played by Sonichu Prime and Magi-Chan, Jesus Christ is visited by Lavesh, a psychic guide helping Jesus realize his place as the true messiah.
|15 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Christ Dispels the Merchants.jpg|200px]]
| Christ Dispels the Merchants
|In this piece, Jesus (played by Sonichu Prime) destroys the stands of vendors and merchants desecrating his holy temple.
| 5 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| style="text-align:center;" |
[[File:Christ Raises Lazarus.jpg|200px]] Front 
[[File:Christ Raises Lazarus (reverse).png|150px]] Back
| Christ Raises Lazarus
| This photo shows the dead Lazarus being commanded to rise from his tomb. There is some smudging on some of the words, with Christine stating that the ballpoint he was allotted in prison had very "smudgeable" ink.
| 16 August 2023
| $120
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Christ Returns from Hell.jpg|200px]]
| Christ Returns from Hell
| After Christ's death, he descended into Hell to free the sinners there from the tortures of Satan. This picture is meant to depict the moment Christ Returns to his body, entombed. He stands up, preparing to reveal himself again to the world.
| 16 August 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Christine Chandler Upon the Cross.jpg|200px]]
| Christine Chandler Upon the Cross
|In this piece, Chris himself in his Goddess Sonichu form is crucified as she calls out for God above.
| 5 April 2023
| $175
| Sold
|-
| [[File:George Bush Enjoys the Play.jpg|200px]]
| George Bush Enjoys the Play
| Christine has stated that the play was recorded to DVD and was a bestseller in CWCville. The performance itself was written and acted for the citizens in 2005, authored by Angelica Rosechu. In this drawing American president George W. Bush watches the DVD, laughing at a scene depicting the disciple Peter being lead to walk on water with Jesus. Christine has drawn a couple of angles of this, which will be listed shortly.
| 11 August 2023
| $150
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Jesus and Mary Magdalene.jpg|200px]]
| Jesus and Mary Magdalene
| In this scene drawn from the play, Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene are shown growing up together. Ever since Jesus was a young Sonee, he had the power of divine insight.
| 16 August 2023
| $175
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Jesus Christ Bears the Cross.jpg|200px]]
| Jesus Christ Bears the Cross
| In this inked picture, Jesus Christ (played by Sonichu Prime) drags his cross to Golgotha, the Mountain of The Skull, to be crucified.
|4 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Jesus Defeats the Devil.jpg|200px]]
| Jesus Defeats the Devil
| After Christ was Crucified, for the 3 days it took to rise he descended to hell to deal righteous punishments to the denizens of the underworld. Jesus, (played by Sonichu Prime) is seen here punching Satan (played by Jamsta Sonichu.) Little details were added, such as surrounding demons being cardboard cutouts, as this is meant to be a drawing of a play scene.
| 15 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Jesus Feeds the Masses.jpg|200px]]
| Jesus Feeds the Masses
| This scene in particular is meant to be a rendition of the bible story of Christ divinely multiplying the bread and fish brought by the hungry masses. However, Christine noted a correction he wanted made. Christine states that Christ did not make more fish or bread, but instead infused holy power into each bite so that only a bite would be needed to sate hunger.
| 9 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Jesus is Baptized.jpg|200px]]
| Jesus is Baptized
| In this piece, John the Baptist baptizes Jesus. Receiving holy blessing, Christ is prepared to minister to the masses.
|15 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Jesus Makes Fishermen.jpg|200px]]
| Jesus Makes Fishermen
| In this depiction, Christ converts some anglers into his disciples. They're not fishers of men, they're Fishermen.
| 5 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Jesus Ministers to the People.jpg|200px]]
| Jesus Ministers to the People
| In this picture, Jesus Christ (acted in the play by Sonichu Prime) ministers to a group of eager disciples.
| 4 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Jesus Rebukes the Demons.jpg|200px]]
| Jesus Rebukes the Demons
| In this picture, Jesus (played by Sonichu Prime) is administering to a man possessed by demons.
| 9 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Jesus Tempted in the Desert.jpg|200px]]
| Jesus Tempted in the Desert
| In this ink drawing, Satan (played by Jamsta Sonichu) tries to tempt Jesus into sin with material wealth and deliverance from suffering. The Christ (played by Sonichu Prime) knows better, and rebukes him.
| 10 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Judas kisses Jesus.jpg|200px]]
| Judas kisses Jesus
| On the Mount of Olives, Judas betrays Jesus by marking him with a kiss. Giving his rabbi up to the Romans for 30 pieces of silver, this inked drawing captures the moment.
| 9 April 2023
| $150
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Lavesh Sonichu at the Ultimate Emerald Shrine.jpg|200px]]
| Lavesh Sonichu at the Ultimate Emerald Shrine
| Here, Lavesh Sonichu (played by Magi-Chan) is shown entering the Ultimate Emerald Shrine, receiving the psychic power he will need to mentor Jesus Christ.
| 16 August 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Jesus Rebukes the Demons.jpg|200px]]
| Pilate Washes his Hands
| In this shot Pontius Pilate, the Roman governor tasked with judging Christ, washes his hands of the call and leaves it to the crowd. The bloodthirsty onlookers call for the Redeemer's crucifixion, dooming him.
| 15 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Play Notes.jpg|200px]]
| Play Notes
|In this piece, Sonichu Prime is given some notes on how the play went after the fact. Christine stated that this is an inside joke, and did not elaborate much more. Do with that what you will.
| 15 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Post-Play Cast Discussion.jpg|200px]]
| Post-Play Cast Discussion
| This shot comes from after the play, as Christine details joining in a cast party. There, Chris discusses what it was like participating, entering trance like states and seeing into the future (as this play occured in 2005.)
| 15 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Sonichu and Bubbles.jpg|200px]]
| Sonichu and Bubbles
| After the play, cast members within the play met and discussed the production. Pictured here Sonichu Prime admires Bubbles Rosechu, who played Elisabeth, Anna, and a Pharisee Woman in the production.
| 15 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Sonichu on the Cross.jpg|200px]]
| Sonichu on the Cross
| Possibly one of the best images Chris has produced, here we see Sonichu crucified, forsaken by his people. And the Romans.
| 5 April 2023
| $175
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Sonichu's Passover.jpg|200px]]
| Sonichu's Passover
| In this drawing, Jesus (Played by Sonichu Prime) shares Jewish Passover with his Sonichu disciples.
| 4 April 2023
| $175
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Taking Bows.jpg|200px]]
| Taking Bows
| As the play ends, the cast steps out to take bows. Angelica Rosechu gives a final statement, proclaiming the return of our savior.
| 15 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:The Angel visits Mary.jpg|200px]]
| The Angel visits Mary
| In this scene early in the play, the Virgin Mary is visited by an angel to inform her of her immaculate conception. The Lord has Filled her.
| 16 August 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:The Angel Visits the Shepherds.jpg|200px]]
| The Angel Visits the Shepherds
| Here, an angel appears to the shepherds, declaring the good news. The Messiah, Saviour, has been born! There are some water splotches visible, with Chris warning that some pictures mailed out may have discoloration due to being handled after washing his hands.
| 16 August 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:The Cast Party.jpg|200px]]
| The Cast Party
| This shot actually comes from the play's after-party. Cast members share their favorite moments from the play, included Sonichu Prime who played Jesus.
| 15 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:The Last Supper.jpg|200px]]
| The Last Supper
|This is a rendition of "The Last Supper" by Leonardo da Vinci. Christine has done one before, but with all characters as Sonichus.
| 9 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:The Life and Times of Jesus Christ (NOW ON DVD).jpg|200px]]
| The Life and Times of Jesus Christ (NOW ON DVD)
| This is meant to be the DVD cover of the taped play. In Christine's home universe, it is a bestseller.
|9 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:The Nativity.jpg|200px]]
| The Nativity
|This piece is a favorite, depicting the Nativity. Thousands of years ago in a humble poke-barn, a little Sonee was born to Mary and Joseph. That Sonee would become Jesus Christ, savior of man. A note here is that Chandler has replaced the classic barn animals in the scene with pokemon, an excellent touch.
|15 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:The Resurrection.jpg|200px]]
| The Resurrection
| Pictured here is a scene towards the end of the play, the glorious resurrection of Jesus Christ. As Jesus, played by Sonichu Prime, exits his tomb where the Romans lay him, he gives a message to the cheering audience.
| 15 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:The Wise Men and Herod.jpg|200px]]
| The Wise Men and Herod
| In this shot, king Herod (Jamsta Sonichu) sends out the wise men to try and locate the prophesied Messiah. Feeling his throne is threatened, he hopes to locate the young Sonee Jesus and kill him.

Note the single liquid splotch in the middle. We're not sure what that is, Chris says he couldn't remember. Awesome.
| 15 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Three Wise Sonichus.jpg|200px]]
| Three Wise Sonichus
| This picture specifically is of the 3 wise men, as they argue about the gifts they will bring for the Sonee Christ. Heavy discoloration is present, as Christine states that some drawings were affected after she handled them after washing her hands. The dialogue is hard to read, but legible.

"Gold? Pfft, whata way to outdo us, Nightstar."
"If it's any consolation, this was my recent bonus."
"I see the star of our lord shining more bright. Come, gentlemen, let's make haste."
| 15 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Chris Chan Jail Art-Untitled.jpg|200px]]
| (untitled)
| This drawing comes from the very end of the play, featuring Christine returning in her Sonichu form in front of the cheering audience.
| 15 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:What Could be Wrong with my Footing.jpg|200px]]
| What Could be Wrong with my Footing
| This is a two page collection showing the DVD release of the play. Christine states that upon reaching disc, the play was a best-seller nationwide, even being viewed by 2005 president George Bush. Here, Christine has drawn a scene from the play where the disciple Peter is encouraged to walk on water with Jesus. He questions his footing, being told to have faith. In an alternate panel, George Bush and the first lady enjoy the show.
| 16 August 2023
| $200
| Sold<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240921082602/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1448174772/chris-chan-jail-art-what-could-be-wrong?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref>
|-
|}

==Part One==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 1
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ByCudJOoObo}}
| stardate = 18 [[October 2023]]
| subject = {{comics|text}}, {{other|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Revelations|text}}, {{Praetor|text}}
| previous = [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]]
| next = [[Angelica_Rosechu%27s_Christmas_Play#Part_Two|Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 2]]

}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|This is "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" as written and directed by Angelica Rosechu in a Christmas Play she and a lot of other Sonichus and Rosechus enacted on December 17, 2005 after having gone back in time and personally met and talked with Jesus in Israel way back in the day, with Magi-Chan's help.

This is Part 1 of the Multipart reading video series read by I, personally, as chronicled.

Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well.
[''links to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']}}

===Transcript===
{{collapsible|Transcript|[''Static crackles. A soft piano rendition of "Auld Lang Syne" can be heard while winter wind sound effects play in the background. Overtop of a drawn image of Angelica Rosechu, text rolls across the screen. Typos included.'']

"The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" 
a Christmas Play by Angelica Rosechu

Narrator/Holy Ghost/Angel: 
Angelica Rosechu 
Three Wise Men: 
Nightstar, Inuyasha, Perceptor 
Joseph: 
Constanpole Sonichu 
Young Jesus/Little Drummer Boy: 
Danny Sonee 
Young Mary Magdaline: 
Rasenla Rosey 
Virgin Mary: 
Crystalina Rosechu 
King Herod/Satan: 
Jamsta Sonichu 
Desciple Peter: 
Punchy Sonichu 
Lazerus/John the Baptist: 
Wild Sonichu 
Elizabeth/Anna/Pharisee Woman: 
Bubbles Rosechu 
Judas: 
Cal Sonichu 
Pilate: 
Perceptor 
Barabas: 
Nightstar 
James: 
Inuyasha Sonichu 
Mary Magdalene: 
Rosey Rosechu Prime 
Jesus Christ: 
Sonichu Prime 
Lazuras's Sister: 
Lolisa Rosechu

This ended up being an all Sonichu and Rosechu play, [[Chris and race|not because of segregation]], but due to the volunteers who signed up for the auditions being literally 85% local Sonichu and Rosechu. This would become the very first stage performance of an all Sonichu and Rosechu cast ever; a landmark and massive undertaking.

[''Text roll ends. Screen fades to black. Chris-Chan is revealed sitting in front of a green screen displaying a photo of a snowy forest. From here on out, Chris is speaking.'']

The Life and Times of Jesus Christ, a Christmas play by Angelica Rosechu, read by me, Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime. Since August 2005, after Angelica had her past visions confirmed about I, as Jesus Christ of Nazareth reincarnated and Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime, shortly after I had taken Angelica Rosechu back in time to meet and talk with Jesus himself before his death on the cross and resurrection. Angelica was inspired after returning to August 2005 to write an updated, more accurate play of the life and times of Jesus to be debuted in December 2005. This ended up being an all Sonichu and Rosechu play, not because of segregation, but due to the volunteers who signed up for the auditions being literally around 85% being of the Sonichus and Rosechus, including Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime themselves. And around 10 out of 15% of the volunteering humans auditioned for the role of Jesus. Also the rounding down physical height allowed for bare eye contact between the actors, this would become the very first stage performance of an all Sonichu and Rosechu cast ever, a landmark and massive undertaking.

After all the auditions in late October 2005 in Angelica's church, and without typecasting, for they all portrayed the auditions respe- Magi-Chan himself went for and earned the role of Jesus's psychic Sonichu partner, [''unintelligible''] Sonichu. Various regular and special Sonichus and Rosechus made up the secondary and background individuals. Inuyasha Sonichu and even Nightstar Sonichu Prime got word and auditioned as well, then they stayed in Cwcville for throughout November and December to be in the play after earning their roles. Angelica was the narrator and the Holy Ghost angel. Some of the actors got multiple roles in the play, but the secondary parts are with less lines anyway. Nightstar, Inuyasha, and Perceptor played the three wise individuals who brought the gold, frankincense, and myrrh. A regular male Sonichu who had a family with a female Sonichu and had a [''unintelligible''] male son, as well as their trainer partner and his family, Constanople Sonichu played ho- played Joseph. Constanople and Lain Sonichu's son, Danny Sonee, played- played... Danny played young Jesus. Another trainer with a female Rosey, Rasenla Rosey, she played young Mary Magdalene with a few other Sonees playing as Jesus's childhood friends. Crystalina Rosechu played the virgin Mary. A plush Sonichu filled the role of baby Jesus. Danny also played the little drummer boy.

[''A hand-drawn image of DJ Jamsta Sonichu fills half of the screen, covering Chris.'']

Jamsta Sonichu played Herod the king, the Devil that tempts Jesus, as well as Satan.

[''The drawing disappears, and Chris is back on screen.'']

Cardboard cutouts took the role of demons in the hell realm where Jesus slayed Satan and freed and forgiven the former sinners. The imprisoned sinners were played by various regular Sonichus and Rosechus. Punchy Sonichu played Peter; Wild Sonichu played Lazarus, John the Baptist, and... [''Chris checks his script''] ...John.

[''A hand-drawn image of Bubbles Rosechu appears on the screen, Covering Chris.'']

Bubbles Rosechu played Elizabeth, Anna, and the Pharisee woman.

[''The drawing disappears, and Chris is back on screen.'']

Cal Sonichu of the psychic squadron played Judas. Perceptor also played the Pilate. Nightstar played Barabas. Inuyasha also played James; Rosey played adult- young adul- young adult Mary Magdalene and adult Mary Magdalene, and Sonichu Prime himself played as Jesus Christ. Oh and also Lolisa Rosechu, she played Lazarus's sister Martha. And also, Christian Chandler Sonichu, you know my self-counterpart [''unintelligible''], he, back in that day, before the transition to womanhood, he had a role at the end of the play as Jesus Christ in present day life as I, Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime.

I've written out the play as it was... leaving some scenes out, but I've written up to eleven pages on this, so there won't be much left out from Angelica's play. As it was on Saturday, December 17th, 2005 - and this was the Saturday before the third Sunday of December that year - the show went on! In addition to Jamsta promoting the show with Rosey and everyone at station KCWC, the reporters of the Cwcville press and local news media got a good taste of the play from the rehearsals. The reviews were more or positive, giving the play as it stood a four out of five star rating. Ticket sales sold out as the play was held at the spacious George Lewis Hal theatre in the northwest section of the metropolis of Cwcville. Psychic squadron Sonichus and Rosechus and security guards were hired to ensure nothing went wrong. Even Team Rocket and all hating, really dark types with hate-filled violent intentions, were all barred from entering. Liquidchu and Blake, as they were in disguise at the time with their fur color changed and all to blend in, they were taking a break for themselves and were able to get in and watch the show. Blake was looking forward to watching Bubbles perform.

Mary Lee Walsh and Silvana Rosechu also bought tickets to simply enjoy the rarity- this rarity of a show.

[''The same image of Angelica Sonichu appears on screen, covering Chris.'']

[''unintelligible''], who was Jamsta Sonichu's best friend and partner and former DJ at KCWC. [?], Jareth, Raven [?], Kathy [?], these individuals are gonna be talked about in the [?] pages, they'll be brought up at a later point once we get- once I get everything sorted out. And Robert and Barbara Chandler [''unintelligible''], and the other good and supportive citizens of Cwcville, and even some kind individuals from Charlottesville, Richmond, and D.C., and other cities of Virginia, they all came out to enjoy this landmark, all-Sonichu-and-Rosechu performance.

Perhaps we're ready to change the scenes between acts. Chris had volunteered to grip as well. The grips were composed of humans and psychic squadron Sonichus and Rosechus and Pokemon. Video cameras were recording the entire play. The printed programs also had the note at the bottom, quote, "Aside from the scriptures that are holy, as well as further confirmations from divine guidances and visions that permit a personal experience, and enlightenments." End quote... Angelica Rosechu put that in. The show started at 8:00 PM. Angelica in her long white gown stepped into the spotlight at the stage's center from behind the curtains. She takes a deep breath as the audience is silent. Angelica starts...

'''Angelica:''' Welcome everyone.

[''A hand drawn image of Angelica flying over top of the stage in front of a packed audience appears on the screen, covering Chris.'']

'''Chris:''' And she says that loud and well for everyone to hear.

'''Angelica:''' Welcome everyone to this humble re-enactment of the life of Jesus Christ, who was our Lord, and still is. But Jesus was also the One Avatar, and when life on Earth began he appeared as a large turtle, then transformed into a human who had been around even before God was known to a lot of people. The avatar lived long and guided all in the name of God as the God of Gods, with insights and wisdoms and the holy light power spanning from the heavens and the very core of our universe. Then through God and Manuel, the Avatar...

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Angelica:''' ...had their very first reincarnation ever and was born in Bethlehem by the virgin Mary. So now we take you all to the sixth month of when Mary was with child.

'''Chris:''' Angelica bows, and spans her wings as the curtain opens and she flies above the stages- the stage to the audience applause, and the reveal of Crystalina as Mary Magdalene, sitting in a chair. As- I'm s- I'm sorry, as the vir- the virgin Mary. [''Chris points a finger gun to his head.''] [''unintelligible''] my mind for a moment! ...Angelica as the angel Gabriel descends and startles Mary a bit. The angel said to Mary...

'''Gabriel:''' Hark! For you are highly favored, the Lord is with you, you are blessed among women.

[''A hand drawn image of Gabriel approaching Mary appears on screen, covering Chris.'']

'''Mary:''' What is going on here?

'''Gabriel:''' Fear not, Mary. Behold from your womb you shall conceive and bring birth to a son, and he shall be named Jesus. He shall be great and called the Son of the Highest, and God shall give him his father David's throne. He shall reign forever over the house of Jacob with no end to his kingdom.

'''Mary:''' How shall this be so?

'''Gabriel:''' The Holy Ghost shall come to you and the power of the Highest shall overwhelm you, therefore he that shall be born of you be called Son of God. Your cousin Elizabeth is also with child, in her sixth month, when she was barren. With God, nothing shall be impossible.

'''Mary:''' Hmm, I see. Hmm.

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Mary:''' I am the maiden of the Lord, I shall do my best by your word.

'''Chris:''' Angelica flew up into the rafters above the stage. Mary knocks on a nearby door with Bubbles - [''Chris knocks on the table''] - in a dress, and with pillow above her belt under the dress as Elizabeth on the other side of the door. Mary entered and saw Elizabeth with child and holy light in her aura, and Mary said...

'''Mary:''' You are blessed with child, dear cousin!

'''Chris:''' Elizabeth responded with a smile.

'''Elizabeth:''' Yes Mary, I have been blessed by the Holy Ghost. His name shall be John!

'''Mary:''' I too have been visited by the Holy Ghost, and have a son, and he shall be the Lord.

'''Elizabeth:''' This is indeed great news Mary!

'''Chris:''' The scene quickly changes as the grips remove the chairs and the door. A red rug and a throne is quickly placed as a piano plays the tune of Psalm 140. Jamsta Sonichu, in kingly attire, sits on the throne. Angelica narrates as the scene transitions.

'''Angelica:''' As Mary is conceived, word of her child and the coming of prophecy of the Lord reached ears far and wide. When King Herod heard of this coming of the Almighty, he was distressed. With the chief priests and scribes having told Herod the Lord would be born in Bethlehem as prophesised, Herod made his choice.

'''Chris:''' The spotlight shines on Jamsta as Herod, and a nearby regular Sonichu playing the messenger. Herod tells the messenger...

'''Herod:''' Summon the wise men! [''unintelligible'']

'''Chris:''' The messenger runs off the stage, then announces...

'''Messenger:''' Announcing the wise men, sire!

'''Chris:''' And then Nightstar Sonichu, Inuyasha Sonichu, and Perceptor Sonichu, dressed in royal long robes as the three wise women, to pretty much get this accurate.

[''A hand drawn picture of a 2-panel comic appears on screen, covering Chris. The first panel shows Jamsta Sonichu sitting on a throne addressing the three wise women, and the second panel shows the three wise women deliberating amongst themselves.'']

'''Chris:''' The three of them bow, then rise. Inuyasha says...

'''Inuyasha:''' You summoned us, sire?

'''Herod:''' Yes, I heard the king of Jes- of the Jews is to be born in the East. Go to Bethlehem and find the child. After you've found him, let me know, so I may come and worship him also.

'''Chris:''' The wise women look amongst each other as they hear the intent in Herod's words. Inuyasha responds...

'''Inuyasha:''' As you wish, sire. We shall make delight in our search.

'''Chris:''' The three wise men re- leave and relocate to another part of the stage to recieve a bag each. The spotlight is removed from Jamsta and lit upon Nightstar, Inuyasha, and Perceptor. They speak as they walk in place at the throne as the throne and rug are removed the stage. Nightstar Sonichu starts.

'''Nightstar:''' Did you see the glint in the King's eye as he spoke?

'''Chris:''' Perceptor speaks.

'''Perceptor:''' Surely, I perceive the King has other intentions with the child.

'''Inuyasha:''' Oh, no doubt!

'''Chris:''' Inuyasha speaks.

'''Inuyasha:''' Eh, but we have to do as the King wants. At least we will be worshipful with the child.

'''Chris:''' The other two nod. [''Chris mutters to himself or someone offscreen.''] Okay... Alright. Inuyasha...

'''Inuyasha:''' Well, I brought frankincense for the family. What did you two get?

'''Chris:''' Perceptor responds...

'''Perceptor:''' I have some myrrh. Its scent is fervent.

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Chris:''' And then Nightstar says...

'''Nightstar:''' I got a bag of gold.

'''Inuyasha:''' Gold?!

'''Chris:''' Inuyasha asks. [''Chris makes a pffft sound.'']

'''Inuyasha:''' What a way to outdo us, Nightstar.

'''Nightstar:''' If it's any consolation, this was my recent bonus. Ehhhh...

'''Chris:''' Perceptor points up.

'''Perceptor:''' I see the star of our Lord shining more bright. Come gentlemen, let's make haste.

'''Chris:''' The other two nod.

[''Chris disappears off-screen. Text appears over top of the snowy forest photo.'']

"The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" 
a Christmas Play by Angelica Rosechu 
to be continued in part 2

[''The piano music fades out, leaving the sound of snowy winter winds in the background as the video ends.'']}}

==Part Two==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Angelica Rosechu Christmas Play Part 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|0Owb7tpd1yw}}
| stardate = 23 [[October 2023]]
| subject = {{comics|text}}, {{other|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Revelations|text}}, {{Praetor|text}}
| previous = [[Angelica_Rosechu%27s_Christmas_Play#Part_One|Angelica Rosechu Christmas Play Part 1]]
| next = [[Angelica_Rosechu%27s_Christmas_Play#Part_Three|Angelica Rosechu Christmas Play Part 3]]
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|This is "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" as written and directed by Angelica Rosechu in a Christmas Play she and a lot of other Sonichus and Rosechus enacted on December 17, 2005 after having gone back in time and personally met and talked with Jesus in Israel way back in the day, with Magi-Chan's help.

This is Part 2 of the Multipart reading video series read by I, personally, as chronicled.

Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well.
[''links to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

Music from
[''links to two songs'']}}

===Outline===

{| class="wikitable"
| 00:00 - 00:39 || Intro
|-
| 00:40 - 04:05 || The Nativity
|-
| 04:06 - 06:25 || Mary and Jesus
|-
| 06:26 - 08:09 || Joseph and Mary
|-
| 08:10 - 09:06 || Jesus
|-
| 09:07 - 11:21 || The Throne
|-
| 11:22 - 12:26 || Prayer
|-
| 12:27 - 13:39 || Psychic
|}

===Transcript===
{{collapsible|Transcript|
[''Static crackles. A soft piano rendition of "Auld Lang Syne" can be heard while winter wind sound effects play in the background. Overtop of a drawn image of Angelica Rosechu, text appears across the screen.'']

"The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" 
a Christmas Play by Angelica Rosechu 
Part 2

[''The music abruptly cuts out and Chris appears over top of a winter stock photo.'']

'''Chris:''' The spotlight turns off as the manger scene is brought out. Angelica descends onto the stage and addresses the audience as the spotlight shines upon her.

'''Angelica:''' And they were in the same country shepherds abiding in the fields, keeping watch over their flock at night, and lo! The angel of the Lord came unto them and the glory of the Lord shone around and about them, and they were so afraid, and the angel said unto them:

[''A hand drawn image of the angel on stage addressing the shepherds appears onscreen.'']

'''Angel:''' Fear not! For behold, I bring you tidings of great joy which shall be to all people, for unto you is born this day in the city of David, a savior, which is Christ, the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you! He shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.

[''The image disappears.'']

'''Angelica:''' And suddenly there with the angel of multitude, the heavenly host praising God and say: "Glory to God in the highest, and on Earth, peace, goodwill towards men."

'''Chris:''' The stage became fully lit, revealing Crystalina as Mary and Constanople as Joseph in the manger-

[''A hand drawn image of Joseph and Mary surrounded by Pokemon appears. They all look into the basket with a plush Sonichu in it.'']

'''Chris:''' -with a calm, trained Mudbray, Mareep, and Tauros right by them, looking into the basket with the plush Sonichu wrapped in cloth in the basket. Wild, Punchy, and Magi-Chan dressed in shepherds' clothes approached the manger and praised the baby as Angelica flies back above the stage. The three wise men approach as the piano started playing Little Drummer Boy, and they sing. Danny Sonee approaches as well and plays the drum upon him.

[''The image disappears. Chris sings a short line of "Little Drummer Boy."'']

'''Chris:''' At the end of the song, the lights are cut and the spotlight is shown upon Joseph, and Angelica tells Joseph:

'''Angelica:''' Wake Joseph, for Herod the King seeks to slay the young child! Flee to Egypt until when I tell you it is safe to return! Go, now!

'''Chris:''' Joseph picks up the basket with the babe, grabs Mary by the hand, and they exit stage left. The lights cut off as the pianist plays a tremor of notes expressing fright as Herod's shadow looms on the stage's curtain. As it closes over the empty manger, Herod shouts loudly:

'''Herod:''' Eh he he he he! The wise men have mocked me! It doesn't matter as I shall slay all the children of Bethlehem myself!

'''Chris:''' Sounds of screams and weeping come from the female actors offstage as the piano tune chimes out. Then trans is- Then the trans is- transitions to a jaunty tune of Psalm 87. Angelica narrates as the curtain opens to reveal a painted backdrop of the houses and streets of Egypt with youthful Sonees and Roseys laughing and playing. Danny Sonee as young Jesus sits on the barrel's top and powde- ponders. Rasenla Rosey as young Mary Magdalene is playing with the children.

'''Mary Magdalene:''' And so Joseph, Mary, and Jesus fled to Egypt where Jesus had spent his formative years growing up while Joseph and Mary were aware of what was to become of Jesus. Jesus had been young and naive, and lived his life unaware of his destiny. Jesus felt he was not like the other children, but he could not put his finger on why consciously, at least yet, and he didn't know what to make of himself quite yet.

'''Chris:''' Young Mary approaches Jesus.

'''Mary:''' Hi!

'''Chris:''' Jesus looks down towards Mary but doesn't make eye contact.

'''Jesus:'' Euhhh... Hi.

'''Mary:''' What are you doing up on the barrel?

'''Jesus:''' Oh. Well, I don't know. I was looking up at the sky and counted numbers in the clouds.

[''A hand drawn image of young Jesus sitting on a barrel talking to Mary appears.'']

'''Jesus:''' It's kinda interesting cause when you add what you see within the lights around the clouds against the blue sky they tell stories of the wonders beyond the sky, and what number guides you to next.

'''Chris:''' Mary is bewildered with what Jesus said as she looks up at the clouds and sees the aura light around the cloud edges, yet unsure what to make of it.

'''Mary:''' Yeah, the clouds are shining pretty. I'm Mary! What's your name?

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Jesus:''' Ehhh... Jesus.

'''Mary:''' Oh, that's a cute name! Hey, you want to play with us? We can always use another creative kid to play Eye Spy with.

'''Jesus:''' You... want me... to play with you?

'''Chris:''' He asked with an uncertain expression on his face.

'''Mary:''' Sure! Come on, Jesus!

'''Jesus:''' ...Okay!

'''Chris:''' Jesus hops down and follows Mary into a crowd of kids and they wander off stage right. Angelica narrates as Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime as Jesus and Mary Magdalene go on stage from stage right together.

'''Angelica:''' Jesus and Mary became friends and liked each other and Jesus had been accepted by Mary's friends as well. Mary had brought something good out of Jesus.

'''Chris:''' Mary and Jesus sit side by side on the same barrel. Mary and Jesus sit side by side on the barrel, and she asked him once again:

'''Mary:''' What are your dreams, Jesus?

'''Jesus:''' Again, Mary? You're always asking me that, and the answer's always the same.

'''Mary:''' Yeah! They're all ve- [''Chris clears his throat.''] very unique and interesting and I can't get enough of them!

'''Jesus:''' Well, alright. In my dreams I see various stone carvings and statues I had never seen before, yet somehow they are familiar to me. The words in the carvings glow like gold and have sounds of ancient sand script [''Sanskrit?''], yet I can understand them. Then I see fields of stars amidst the cosmos and then the brightest star in the center of the universe, and the center within that star, and the center of that star, and so on and so on. Until I see this vision from far into the future, where I'm flying through a rainbow of immense energy and power and bringing order to a chaos-filled Earth with a bunch of arguing and fighting nations amidst fallen apartment buildings and an explosion on a dragon over some place that's not Babylon.

[''A hand drawn image of a slightly older Mary and Jesus sitting on a barrel appears.'']

'''Mary:''' So COOL, Jesus!

'''Jesus:''' Mary, how is it that you do not find such a dream weird like the other kids our age do?

'''Chris:''' Mary smiles and nodded.

'''Mary:''' Hmm... I don't know? Call it intuition or something. Crazy, or whatever, but hearing the details of your dream makes me wish I could see into the cosmos and future like you can.

'''Jesus:''' Mary, if I was anyone else, I'd call you weird.

'''Mary:''' Oh? Well then, maybe I out-weird YOU.

'''Chris:''' And they both laugh as they look into each other's eyes like two kids who get each other.

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Chris:''' Then from stage left, Joseph walks on stage and addresses Jesus.

'''Joseph:''' My son!

'''Jesus:''' Yes, father?

'''Joseph:''' I just got the all clear from the angels. You, your mother, and I are heading back to Nazareth. Come on, son.

'''Jesus:''' What?!

'''Chris:''' Jesus and Mary shout!

'''Jesus and Mary:''' No, no, no, no!

'''Jesus:''' Dad, I don't want f- I don't wanna leave! I- I've got friends, and I'm appreciated here! You pull me away from that, I'll be really upset!

'''Joseph:''' I'm sorry son, but your destiny is not here in Egypt.

'''Chris:''' Joseph grabs Jesus's hand and pulls him stage left.

'''Jesus:''' No, no! Mary! I'll really miss you!

'''Mary:''' Jesus, don't go!

'''Chris:''' She shouts to him as they leave stage. The stage lights cut off as the scene changes and Angelica to the next part.

'''Angelica:''' Jesus, Joseph, and Mary returned to Nazareth as Herod was dead and his throne taken by archangels in reign. Jesus had brough- become upset after having to leave his friends and more positive life in Egypt. Jesus found resonance as the family to Nazareth and he started listening and hearing of the Gospel of John the Baptist as he preached to the multitude about repentance.

[''A hand drawn image of John the Baptist petting Jesus's head appears on screen.'']

'''Angelica:''' Jesus was baptized by John, and Jesus fasted for 40 days and 40 nights and was tested by the Devil.

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Chris:''' The scene was changed to a jungle clearing on stage left. A backdrop with a scene of all the kingdoms around the world. The spotlight shone over the left half with Jesus collapsed on the grass within a few- with a few rocks in front of him. Jamsta, dressed as the Devil, approached Jesus and said to him:

'''Jamsta:''' Hey, Jesus, you're looking real hungry. If you are the son of God, command these stones to become bread, and enjoy.

'''Chris:''' Jesus stands and looks to the Devil in the eyes.

'''Jesus:''' One shall not live by bread alone but by the word of GOD.

'''Chris:''' The Devil frowns and growls.

'''Jamsta:''' Ehhhh...

'''Chris:''' Then he pulls Jesus to stage right and shows him the images of all the kingdoms and the lovely throne. Then the Devil tells Jesus:

'''Jamsta:''' I shall give you total power and rule of all the kingdoms of the world and the adoration of everyone if you bow down and worship me.

'''Chris:''' Jesus said:

'''Jesus:''' [[Homos|Get behind me Satan]], for it is written: one shall worship the Lord and God and serve him.

'''Chris:''' The Devil pushes Jesus to the front edge of the stage and tells him:

'''Jamsta:''' Well, if you're so almighty, then you know as it is written that the angels will always save you no matter what. So JUMP, Jesus.

'''Chris:''' Jesus frowns as he looks the Devil in the eye again and tells him:

'''Jesus:''' You shall never tempt the Lord and God!

'''Chris:''' The devil vanishes as the lights go off and a lone spotlight on Jesus remains on Jesus with the scene change. Jesus looks up at the angels as the angel speaks to him.

'''Angel:''' Very good, Jesus. Know from your meditations that you are Lord and you are present to heal the distressed and brokenhearted. Preach to the poor, and deliverance to the captives, restore sight to the blind, and bring liberty and justice to all that have been hurt. The spirit of the Lord is upon you. Go forth and restore order to the chaos.

'''Jesus:''' Yes! I shall!

'''Chris:''' The audience applauds. The light turns back on and reveals a bedroom with a table and two chairs on it. Jesus sits in one of the two chairs as he walks- as he wakes from his visions once again. Jesus muses aloud.

'''Jesus:''' Wow. So I am the Lord and God? It kinda makes sense - the clues and signs have been all around me all my life, with my unique perspective and feeling advantage. My eyes, the seer eyes, the visions, mom and dad going on about my destiny as Lord, the message of the angels, and ALL THIS? Well, my intuition's often being on point, the cosmos, the universe core, and matrix...

[''A hand drawn image of Jesus and Lavesh Sonichu approaching him appears on screen.'']

'''Jesus:''' I've lived my life unaware of all this! I pray to the Lord and God... I've been praying to myself? Ehh... What do I do now that I am aware that I am? I can only pray and ask for continued holy light guidance and have faith and know these prophecies, even the not yet written prophecies!

[''The drawing disappears.'']

''Jesus:''' And the prophets before me may have foreseen this but may not have yet written these prophecies, and I can only see so deep into my visions and I don't know when specifically when they will and when they will manifest! Is there such a prophet on a God level who can help me keep myself better sorted? If there is, please, Lord and God that I am, send them to me and guide me right now!

'''Chris:''' A spotlight lands at the entrance to his bedroom as a knocking sound resonates from the door. [''Chris knocks on the table.''] Jesus gets up to answer it, a special psychic Sonichu played by Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime surrounded by Heavenly Divine and Universe Core Matrix Light is standing there.

[''A hand drawn image of Lavesh Sonichu appears on screen. Lavesh Sonichu is surrounded by waves and mystical imagery.'']

'''Lavesh Sonichu:''' Greetings, Jesus, o Lord of Lords. I am Lavesh Sonichu, psychic special Sonichu guardian of the Sonichus and Rosechus. I am on high God level and I am here to guide you.

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Chris:''' Jesus looks into Lavesh's aura and soul, and links with the heavens and cosmos to confirm this. His faith is assured.

'''Jesus:''' Welcome Lavesh, please, come in and talk with me.

'''Chris:''' Lavesh enters and takes a seat at the table, across from Jesus.

'''Jesus:''' Ehhh... I suppose it takes a God to really help another God.

[''Chris Chan disappears off screen and the credits roll. I think a good chunk of the credits were cut off and the names are missing from a few lines.'']

Scroll TitleNarrator/Holy Ghost/ 
Three Wise Men: Nightstar, 
Joseph: Constanpole Sonichu 
Young Jesus/Little Drummer Boy: 
Young Mary Magdaline: Rasenla 
Virgin Mary: Crystalina Rosechu 
King Herod/Satan: Jamsta Sonichu 
Desciple Peter: Punchy Sonichu 
Lazerus/John the Baptist: Wild 
Elizabeth/Anna/Pharisee Woman: 
Judas: Cal Sonichu 
Pilate: Perceptor 
Barabas: Nightstar 
James: Inuyasha Sonichu 
Mary Magdalene: Rosey Rosechu 
Jesus Christ: Sonichu Prime 
Lazuras's Sister: Lolisa Rosechu

"The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" 
a Christmas Play by Angelica Rosechu 
Part 3 coming soon

[''The snow sound effects continue on and the video ends.'']}}

==Part Three==
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| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Revelations|text}}, {{Praetor|text}}
| previous = [[Angelica_Rosechu%27s_Christmas_Play#Part_Two|Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 2]]
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===Description===
{{quotebox|This is "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" as written and directed by Angelica Rosechu in a Christmas Play she and a lot of other Sonichus and Rosechus enacted on December 17, 2005 after having gone back in time and personally met and talked with Jesus in Israel way back in the day, with Magi-Chan's help.

This is Part 2 [sic] of the Multipart reading video series read by I, personally, as chronicled.

Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well. [''links to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']}}

===Transcript===
{{collapsible|Transcript|
[''Static crackles. A soft piano rendition of "Auld Lang Syne" can be heard while winter wind sound effects play in the background. Overtop of a drawn image of Angelica Rosechu, text appears across the screen.'']

"The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" 
a Christmas Play by Angelica Rosechu 
Part 3

[''The music abruptly cuts out and the image changes to a stock photo of a wintery forest. Chris Chan appears on screen over top.'']

Before resuming the story of Angelica Rosechu's Christmas play in 2005, I'll write a bit about Lavesh Sonichu, one of the earlier Sonichus' and Rosechus' psychic type special guardians.

[''A hand drawn image of Lavesh Sonichu surrounded by mystical lines appears on screen.'']

Lavesh Sonichu heralded from a Sonichu and Rosechu village near the Ultimate Emerald Shrine. He was born in 324 B.C. and was promoted by the village's elder after connecting with a distant Ultimate Emerald as well as the heavens and the cores and matrices of the universe's timeline and the alpha mega point of all existence, and guiding and protecting many of the Sonichus and Rosechus with a divine guidance and light power.

[''The drawing disappears.'']

Lavesh had also personally met and worked with Emmanuel herself, and himself back then. There's no- Emmanuel can be one or the other, either gender or whichever, but presently, Emmanuel is woman. So there. At least, in our day here in the 2020's. Back then? Guy. Anyway, where was I? La la la la, ah! And worked with Emmanuel and the other gods and goddesses, and earned his way up to being a god as well in service and appreciation of the gods of the God of Gods and Lord. Lavesh had foreknown he would be the one to help guide Jesus Christ of Nazareth as he became into his godlihood. By the time Jesus had prayed for the direct guidance, Lavesh had made preparations to confirm the leaders and elders would keep the village of the shrine safe as well. When Jesus made his prayer and similar thoughts and wording as Sonichu Prime had spoken during the play, Lavesh had teleported from the village to where Jesus Christ was, after waking from the test and temptations in the midst- his troubled thoughts and questions amidst his transition. Also Lavesh had talked with Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime during his time, when Magi-Chan himself went back in time to visit Jesus and he met Na- and he met Lavesh prior to Jesus's first resurrection. Lavesh Sonichu had visibly teleported his body and mind and soul into the heavens and universe core to emerge into his next iteration long after that. But just to mention all this, this part, cause I'm gonna eventually talk about this, from the- from the moment this gets recorded.

The ultimate emerald is the one emerald, and there are 8 master emeralds, counting the one that Knuckles has been guarding, and then of course after that there are not 7 chaos emeralds, there are 8 chaos emeralds, the orange one. Of course there are 8 chaos crystal balls as well and there's an orange one there also. And the chaos emeralds had been- had come about from the ultimate emerald itself as it was a centerpoint, and long long ago, before- sometime in the- in the BC's, I think it was like 450-something- I forget. 459 BC? I have it written down. But anyway, essentially at one point around there, the ultimate emerald became overwhelmed and shattered and all that was left of it was shards, the core of the ultimate emerald had zoomed in and up, literally within my body, literally. And this- and the chaos- and the 8 chaos emeralds [''unintelligible''] for now. Before then, the ultimate emerald was in the center, and the 8 master emeralds were surrounding it at that shrine, that very shrine. And also when the ultimate emerald shattered and all that, the master emeralds went into hiding as well and transitioned elsewhere. And eventually Knuckles found his master emerald, and the orange master emerald became the master Sunstone on the- under Flame the Sunbird's guidance and watch. And the other 6 were around the Earth somewhere else.

[''The video abruptly jump-cuts. Chris is now narrating the play.'']

'''Chris:''' -orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet lights beam in a line on the edge of the stage. The scenery is changed and Angelica narrates.

'''Angelica:''' So Jesus found-

'''Chris:''' Ahem. Take 2.

'''Angelica:''' So Jesus found his own guidance from within himself with focus from his visions. He wrote what he saw, then on his next guidance he started his mistreatment locating and taking him and first disciples. The stage is lit with a ship on stage left with Inuyasha as James and Wild as John on board, talking with a male Rosechu who played Zebedee, and on stage right Punchy as Peter with two other male Sonichus who played Simon and Andrew casting a net. Jesus walked towards the center of the stage and called to Peter and his brothers.

'''Jesus:''' Come with me, and I shall make you into fishermen.

'''Chris:''' Peter, Simon, and Andrew were drawn by the conviction, and left their net to follow Jesus. Jesus called up to the ship.

'''Jesus''' (again): Come with me, and I shall MAKE you into fishermen.

'''Chris:''' James and John nodded, and cast a torn net left aside and Zebedee... To left the- they left the ship and Zebedee to follow Jesus.

[''Chris lightly laughs at himself, and a hand drawn image of Jesus leading the Sonichus and Rosechus off the boat appears on screen.'']

'''Chris:''' And then Zebedee saw this [''unintelligible''].

'''Zebedee:''' HEY! GET BACK HERE ON THIS BOAT!

'''Chris:''' But his words fell on deaf ears. [''unintelligible''].

'''Zebedee''' (again): HEY! GET BACK HERE ON THIS BOAT!

'''Chris:''' Jesus and his disciples walk to the center stage and Jesus preaches to the audience.

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Jesus:''' Follow the words and light power as you shall be guided and well and saved.

'''Chris:''' The crowd of the cast gather around Jesus as he speaks.

'''Jesus:''' All of you are the salt and light of the Earth. But if the salt loses it's savor, it is nothing and must be cast underfoot. And if a light loses it's glow, the path grows dark. So I tell all of you, never lose your savor. Never lose your glow. Let your light shine, so all my- so all may see your good and good works and intentions, and they will be inspired to improve on themselves, and shine brighter and healthier and longer. I do not come to destroy, but to fulfill. As all of you fulfill the lives, scribes, prophecies as well.

[''A hand drawn image of Jesus addressing the audience on stage appears.'']

'''Jesus:''' Do not be righteous by ignoring these wise words of prophets and guidance, it is to be denied entry into Neo Life and the kingdom therein.

'''Chris:''' Sonichu Prime as Jesus summarizes each teaching over the course of the five minutes, then Angelica narrates as the scene is changed.

'''Angelica:''' Jesus's healing ministry had spread famously everywhere as he taught and healed others as well as answered the questions of the doubtful with insight and wisdoms.

'''Chris:''' And then a montage of various Sonichus and Rosechus from the cast came forward with their ailments and were healed by Jesus.

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Chris:''' Bubbles and Angelica gave thanks to the Lord- Bubbles as Anna gave thanks to the Lord in fulfilling the prophecies. John the Baptist behind the bars asked Jesus his questions and Jesus answers wise and true.

[''A hand drawn image of a possessed Sonichu and Jesus speaking appears on screen.'']

'''Chris:''' Those who were possessed were cleared of the demons and devils.

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Chris:''' There was a moment where Jesus had broken bread and fish and satisfied all who ate of his kindness and love from the morsels.

[''A hand drawn image of Jesus spreading his arms over a table of food appears.'']

'''Chris:''' The pianist played the tune of a thunderstorm, as the two on board ran to Jesus and told him to bunker down.

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Chris:''' But then Jesus rebuked the wind and the storm, and the two were made to see sunshine and a peaceful tune suddenly playing. Angelica narrates as all this goes on. Wild Sonichu as Lazarus and Lolisa as his sister Martha gave praise and kind words to Jesus. Lazarus was in bed sick as Martha ran to fetch Jesus. Jesus sees Nazareth and told- I mean- as- Je- Jesus sees Lazarus and tells Martha that he was sleeping, and Jesus would return to wake him out of sleep. News of Lazarus in a grave for four days gave Jesus reason to assure Martha of his resurrection. Then Jesus sees the covered Lazarus in the grave and weeps because he loved Lazarus. Then Jesus told Martha to move the stone in faith of God. Then Jesus lifted up his eyes and said:

'''Jesus:''' I thank you for hearing me and hearing me always, but-

[''A hand drawn image of Lazarus exiting his tomb appears.'']

'''Jesus:''' In witness of the people I've told with faith and goodness, so they may believe you have sent me... Lazarus, come forth!

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Chris:''' Lazarus moans and walks through the grave's entrance and removed the cloths from his eyes. By the way, for the record Wild Sonichu's voice, he sounds similar to Luke Skywalker. Period. He does not have a country accent, despite what some may have mis-portrayed of him. LUKE. SKYWALKER. He has a voice like him. Anyway, he's like:

'''Lazarus:''' Uuuunnhhh... Uhh... What has happened?

'''Chris:''' Martha hugs Lazarus and thanks Jesus. Another scene, Jesus took Peter, James, and John to center stage. The lights dimmed. Jesus transformed into bright light. Sonichu Prime had used Flash to simulate that. Two psychic squadron Sonichus play Moses and Elliot teleport besides Jesus and talked with him for a moment, in Peter, James, and John's amazement. After the two teleported away, the disciples offered to build tabernacles. A spotlight shone down from Jesus, and Magi-Chan said from off stage, aloud:

'''Magi-Chan:''' Jesus is my son. I am pleased with him. Hear him well.

'''Chris:''' The disciples were afraid but Jesus told them,

'''Jesus:''' Do not be afraid.

'''Chris:''' With a touch. Another scene, Jesus enters the temple of God, with the stage laid out with vendors and tables full of merchandise that were being brought- bought, and sold. Jesus cast the vendors away from their tables and FLIPPED THEM OVER! Then he shouted loud:

[''A hand drawn image of Jesus flipping over a table and knocking items everywhere appears.'']

'''Jesus:''' It's written! This is a house of prayer, but with this, it's been made into a den of thieves! I really don't like this.

'''Chris:''' The vendors collected the goods and scattered. Jesus stepped into the front and center of the stage and exiting the temple of God. Lavesh meets him there, and as they talk.

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Jesus:''' Lavesh! My guided friend! I have done and overdone my work as Lord and God in guidance of light power, and the Lord, my past self, and the Good Gods.

'''Lavesh:''' Indeed, you have done, and do very well. All appreciate and praise you in good faith.

'''Jesus:''' I am truly humbled and grateful. I truly feel good in soul and fulfilment, and seeing everyone's kind faces, and hearing their kind words, is a real blessing. But wow, I am feeling tired. It's so very tough to be Lord and God on Earth! Every time someone asks me a brain-bender of a question, the only solvance I have is connecting with the heavens and the universe core for a simple answer! Direct enough that I couldn't put it [unintelligible] myself when my brain goes numb! Eaaagghhh... Eeehhh!

'''Lavesh:''' I have had to go through similar with the Sonichus and Rosechus of my village. It was overwhelming, even taking it one at a time. But over time, with deep-end breaths, and meditation with breaths, it shall become easier.

'''Jesus:''' Ehhh, you're right. And that's nothing compared to what I've foreseen with Judas. Good grief, I do not look forward to that day. If I knew when exactly and if I was able to avert it... Well... Is as... It is needed to be done, as the prophecy foretells. I don't agree with it, but I gotta get on with it anyway.

'''Lavesh:''' Quite right.

'''Chris:''' Another thing I forgot to mention, heh, where the ship is asail on the waters on the stage and Jesus walks on the water. Jesus urges his peers to come down with no doubt and with faith. Punchy as Peter steps down and slips and falls into the water. Jesus helps him back up and asks him,

'''Jesus:''' Why did you not have faith, Peter?

'''Peter:''' I don't know! I saw you walking on it... The water's not frozen...

'''Chris:''' Peter shrugged with a puzzled look on his face and asked:

[''A hand drawn image of Peter and Jesus standing on water appears.'']

'''Peter:''' What could be wrong with my footing?

[''The drawing disappears, along with Chris at the same time. The credits roll across the screen, still cut off from one side. Typos included.'']

Narrator/Holy Ghost/Angel: Angelica 
Three Wise Men: Nightstar, 
Joseph: Constanpole Sonichu 
Young Jesus/Little Drummer Boy: 
Young Mary Magdaline: Rasenla 
Virgin Mary: Crystalina Rosechu 
King Herod/Satan: Jamsta Sonichu 
Desciple Peter: Punchy Sonichu 
Lazerus/John the Baptist: Wild 
Elizabeth/Anna/Pharisee Woman: 
Judas: Cal Sonichu 
Pilate: Perceptor 
Barabas: Nightstar 
James: Inuyasha Sonichu 
Mary Magdalene: Rosey Rosechu 
Jesus Christ: Sonichu Prime 
Lazuras's Sister: Lolisa Rosechu

"The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" 
a Christmas Play by Angelica Rosechu 
Part 4 coming soon

[''The video ends.'']
}}

==Part Four==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 4
| video = {{#ev:youtube|TtxELlMy1fo}}
| stardate = 25 [[October 2023]]
| subject = {{comics|text}}, {{other|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Revelations|text}}, {{Praetor|text}}
| previous = [[Angelica_Rosechu%27s_Christmas_Play#Part_Three|Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 3]]
| next = [[Stay Lively Tuned]]
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|This is "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" as written and directed by Angelica Rosechu in a Christmas Play she and a lot of other Sonichus and Rosechus enacted on December 17, 2005 after having gone back in time and personally met and talked with Jesus in Israel way back in the day, with Magi-Chan's help.

This is Part 4 of the Multipart reading video series read by I, personally, as chronicled.

Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well.[''links to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']}}

===Transcript===
{{collapsible|Transcript|
[''Static crackles. A soft piano rendition of "Auld Lang Syne" can be heard while winter wind sound effects play in the background. Overtop of a drawn image of Angelica Rosechu, text appears across the screen.'']

"The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" 
a Christmas Play by Angelica Rosechu 
Part 3 [''sic'']

[''The music abruptly cuts out and the background changes to a wintery forest, with Chris in front of it.'']

'''Chris:''' And there was the scene where Bubbles as Pharisee Woman cleansed Jesus's feet, and Jesus rebooked her husband, played by a regular male Sonichu, and a scene of the re- of the reenactment of the Last Supper folowed by Cal Sonichu as Judas, bartering for the betrayal of Jesus. And then the scene by Judas facing Jesus surrounded by his soldiers. Jesus said- I mean Judas said to Jesus I gotta get this down...

[''A drawing of [[Homos|Judas kissing Jesus on the lips]] appears on screen.'']

'''Judas:''' Praise, rabbi.

'''Chris:''' Then Judas kisses Jesus on the lips for a second or two. Judas leaves and Jesus asks:

'''Jesus:''' Hey, where are you going?

'''Chris:''' As the suporters of J- of Jesus fled off stage, Jesus was apprehended.

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Chris:''' Nightstar Sonichu as the High Priest asked for the witnesses, only to find none. Then the priest sentences Jesus to death. Jesus was taken to the Pilate for the trial. Peter says to Jesus:

'''Peter:''' I do not know you.

'''Chris:''' Ehhhhhhh [''unintellibigle'']. Perceptor Sonchu as the Pilate stands before Jesus at the trial and asked him... [''loses his place''] Perceptor Sonichu as the Pilate stands before Jesus at the trial and asks him:

'''Pilate:''' Are you just the king of the [[Michael Snyder|Jews]]?

'''Chris:''' Jesus replies:

'''Jesus:''' You said it, I didn't.

'''Pilate:''' Do you know the crimes that have been put against you?

'''Chris:'''Jesus does not respond but in the paused moment as the lights cut a light- a spotlight remains on Jesus. Jesus says aloud his thoughts in the moment.

'''Jesus:''' As i have foreseen it, even if I testify by destiny and prophecy I will be crucified anyway, so, I converse my- I conserve my energy for the Resurrection of mine from the cross. [''sigh''] It's a thing I gotta do and I gotta roll with it.

'''Chris:''' The lights cut back on teh- he- Pilate require- inquires the witnesses that were false. One of them shouts:

'''False Witness:''' He said he would destroy the temple and restore it in three days!

'''Chris:''' Everyone shouts out:

'''Crowd:''' Crucify him!

'''Chris:''' Nightstar Sonichu as Barabbas was brought in and the Pilate asked the witnesses:

'''Pilate:''' This man Bara--

[''There is an abrupt edit.'']

'''Chris:''' -and Pilate asked the witnesses:

'''Pilate:''' This man Barabbas is convicted of murder and insurrection. Would you rather I release-

[''A drawing abruptly appears, showing Jesus and Barabbas kneeling before Pilate.'']

'''Pilate:''' -Jesus or Barabbas?

'''Chris:''' Witnesses shouted:

'''Crowd:''' Release Barabbas, crucify Jesus! Derrrrrrrrr!

'''Chris:''' They continued even as the Pilate asked:

'''Pilate:''' Why? What crime has Jesus committed?

'''Chris:''' With a groan the Pilate dipped her hands into the nearby bowl of water.

'''Pilate:''' Very well. Release Barabbas and deliver Jesus. I wash my hands of this. Let Jesus'-

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Pilate:''' -blood be on your hands.

'''Chris:''' The lights cut off as Jesus is relocated off stage right to get the crown of thorns on his head as the crowd of the cast of regular Sonichus and Roseshus line up along the curtain-

[''A picture abruptly appears, showing Jesus/Sonichu carrying a cross past a group of onlookers.'']

'''Chris:''' -and the lights come on as Jesus carries the cross acro- across the stage. Along the jeering crowd. Then he is tied to the cross and placed upright. Jesus shouts:

'''Jesus:''' My God, my God!

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Jesus:''' [[Kick the Autistic|Why am I forsaken?]]

'''Chris:''' Then he collapses into death.

[''A picture appears, showing Jesus/Sonichu tied to the cross.'']

'''Chris:''' Angelica narrates as the lights come up and the scenery is changed.

'''Angelica:''' Jesus Christ had died on the cross at Golgaltha. His body had been laid to rest in the tomb. Jesus was fighting another battle-

[''The drawing disappers.'']

'''Angelica:''' -as the sins he had absorbed saw his soul fall to [[Ruckersville|Hell]].

'''Chris:''' The lights cut back on to reveal Jesus in the center stage with the Sonichus and Rosechus behind bars, groaning and moaning from their punishments amongst red streamers on the stage floor. Stage grips moving cardboard-

[''The background abruptly shifts to a floating crucifix surrounded by light; religious music begins to play.'']

'''Chris:''' -cutouts of demons scurrying aobut. Jamsta Sonichu as Satan approaches Jesus.

'''Satan:''' Welcome to the Hell, Son of God... Yes!

[''Abrupt edit'']

'''Chris:''' And Satan falls-

[''A drawing appears, showing Jesuschu punching Satanchu.'']

'''Chris:''' -with a Sky Uppercut. Bor a- Jesus takes Sa- Satan's keys. Satan rolls away stage right. Jesus breaks the cardboard demons in the middle and Jesus lifts a hand and emits a light and controlled Blue Thundershock symbolizing holy flames. The-

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Chris:''' -stage lights go from red to blue. Jesus frees all the sinners and forgives them. The freed ones leave stage right. Jesus returns to center stage and stomps his left foot. [''Chris does this.''] The lights cut off. Angelica narrrates as the streamers are picked up and the scener- scenery quickly changed.

'''Angelica:''' Jesus conquers Hell and death by taking Satan's keys and freeing the lost souls, cleansing Hell into nothing but holy flame and light. Three days in the tomb Jesus' body had lay, and then as the divine holy light shines upon the body Jesus Christ returns and he is resurrected.

'''Chris:''' The lights cut back on revealing Jesus lying in a casket, with the cave entrance blocked by a large stone nearby. Jesus wakes up and sits up and gets out of casket. Aloud he says:

'''Jesus:''' Right.

[''A picture appears, showing Jesuschu in the tomb standing outside the casket.'']

'''Jesus:''' [''Snaps fingers.''] I freed the sinners, time to announce my return.

'''Chris:''' Jesus slams the boulder away and lock- walks right out of the tomb, and off stage. The [[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] Mary and Mary Magdalene walk to the tomb's entrance and see the stone rolled away with the tomb empty.

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Mary:''' What the...? Where's Jesus?

'''Chris:''' [''unintelligible'']

'''Other Mary:''' Uh... I don't know. Who can roll this boulder away?

'''Chris:''' Angelica Rosechu comes down and sits against the casket. She tells Mary and... she tells the two Marys:

'''Angelica:''' Do not be afraid. Jesus is crucified and Jesus has risen. As you can see, he is not here. Go and tell Peter and the Disciples that Jesus has gone to Galilee. You shall find him safe, alive, healthy and well there.

'''Chris:''' The two start off toward stage left as Jesus walks toward them and says:

'''Jesus:''' Hey, Mary.

'''Chris:''' The two Marys looked up and praise the Lord and they both hugged him. Jesus tell them:

'''Jesus:''' Be not afraid. Okay. Go tell my brethren that I shall meet them in Galilee.

'''Chris:''' As the lights cut off, the scenery is rolled away. Angelica walks toward stage right and narrates.

'''Angelica:''' And so the two Marys told all Jesus's Disciples and the eleven Disciples went to Galilee to find Jesus.

'''Chris:''' [''Briefly loses his place.''] Okay the lights cut back on. The Disciples stand before Jesus on stage and praise him. Peter approaches, checks and see the scars, which were essentially makeup at this point cuz we're talkin' about a play here, in his hands and touches his shoulder, and steps back against Jesus and... he's, no I'm sorry. And touches his shoulder then steps back, aghast. Jesus asks Peter three times:

'''Jesus:''' Do you love me?

'''Peter:''' Yes.

'''Chris:''' [''stuttering''] Peter answers every time yes, with tears in his eyes... the third time. Jesus says to his Disiples:

'''Jesus:''' I am blessed with the powers of the heavens, cosmos and earth. Go forth and teach all nations to always be mindful, observant, and follow in the path of light power and good. Also cues are signs and the angels, cosmos and light. Do-

[''A picture appears, showing Jesuschu with his hand on a portal.'']

'''Jesus:''' -not ever dismiss them. We Gods and Goddesses are always with all of you. Including I. Even though we're not perfect, either. Keep faith and have no doubt within. Go forth with blessings and good, all of you.

'''Chris:''' Everyone vacates the stage as Angelica approaches the center stage with her last narration of the play.

'''Angelica:''' And Jesus walked away from his Disciples into a portal of light.

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Angelica:''' Jesus continued on in immortal life, never again dying physically. Jesus continued his walks of... on earth life, going from one place to another and assuming different identities and forms.

'''Chris:''' Sonichu Prime, still as Jesus, walks onstage from stage right as from... as from stage... left a regular Sonichu female brought out a large blue turtle plush and a llama plush and stood between them in a line. Jesus stood beside the llama. Following Jesus was a Sonichu adorned like an African man, followed by one who was a monk, a few others in varying forms followed by... followed one by one dressed in der- in... followed by one dressed in Egyptian garb like one of Cleopatra's advisors. A few others including some female Sonichu and female Rosechu... ending with Punchy dressed up as [[Avatar: The Last Airbender|Aang the Airbender]]-

[''A picture appears, showing all of this.'']

'''Chris:''' -Bubbles as Korra and Nightstar as Sylvia, Merlin's assistant, now I'm talking Merlin the magician. Angelica continued:

'''Angelica:''' So in summary, Jesus Christ is the one Avatar of Existence and God of Gods. He still walks among us today. From a veil separate half of our earth right here, but not like how we all have come to know of his famous past self.

'''Chris:''' The next part has some preface so... Christian, you know, Christian Chandler, his counterpart, yeah he had to do some research into my Goddess form. Even-

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Chris:''' -got into talking with [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Neptune Blonde Noir Invert of Gamindustri]] to learn of Scarlet Leroux, the original CPU Goddess Blue Heart, Comma and the Commodore consoles. The outfit of Goddess Blue Heart matched what I was wearing and wear today, in that divine intervention card I gave to Crystallina. That's another detail that's gonna be revealed when I get to revealing the rest of these parts of the Goddess Log pages, this was written before that, anyway... da da da da, Chris had a specially tailored one-piece suit and shin guard wear, plus the Commodore wings made... and had to wear and fill a [[Muscle bra|D-cup padded bra]] under the one-piece, and slip a shaped blue colored cover over his Sonichu form's tail and get dolled up in the bless- in this [[Transgender|blessed portrayal]].

[''Chris fumbles for the camera momentarily, then disappears. The credits scroll up the screen, still cut off on one side. Typos included.'']

Narrator/Holy Ghost/Angel: Angelica 
Three Wise Men: Nightstar, 
Joseph: Constanpole Sonichu 
Young Jesus/Little Drummer Boy: 
Young Mary Magdaline: Rasenla 
Virgin Mary: Crystalina Rosechu 
King Herod/Satan: Jamsta Sonichu 
Desciple Peter: Punchy Sonichu 
Lazerus/John the Baptist: Wild 
Elizabeth/Anna/Pharisee Woman: 
Judas: Cal Sonichu 
Pilate: Perceptor 
Barabas: Nightstar 
James: Inuyasha Sonichu 
Mary Magdalene: Rosey Rosechu 
Jesus Christ: Sonichu Prime 
Lazuras's Sister: Lolisa Rosechu

"The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" 
a Christmas Play by Angelica Rosechu 
Part 5 coming soon

[''The music continues briefly before the video ends.'']
}}

==Part Five==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 5
| video = {{#ev:youtube|kUDC0-BZ16s}}
| stardate = 26 [[October 2023]]
| subject = {{comics|text}}, {{other|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Revelations|text}}, {{Praetor|text}}
| previous = [[The Return of Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]]
| next = [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 4]]
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|This is "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" as written and directed by Angelica Rosechu in a Christmas Play she and a lot of other Sonichus and Rosechus enacted on December 17, 2005 after having gone back in time and personally met and talked with Jesus in Israel way back in the day, with Magi-Chan's help.

This is Part 5 of the Multipart reading video series read by I, personally, as chronicled.

Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well.[''links to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']}}

===Transcript===
{{collapsible|Transcript|
[''Static crackles. A soft piano rendition of "Auld Lang Syne" can be heard. Overtop a drawn image of Angelica Rosechu, text appears across the screen.'']

"The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" 
a Christmas Play by Angelica Rosechu 
Part 5 and Epilogue

[''"Auld Lang Syne" abruptly changes to religious music as the background is replaced with a floating crucifix surrounded by light, with Chris in front of it.'']

'''Chris:''' Angelica continues as two cardboard clouds close together hover above the stage by telekinesis from Magi-Chan. And Chris Chan Sonichu and the Goddess Blue Heart cosplay hovers over the clouds and between the alignment, and over the curtain rods. [''Coughs.'']

'''Angelica:''' Our Lord Messiah and savior has revealed herself recently, and this is fact. In case you haven't yet read the re- watched the news reports last June Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime herself had appeared here person in Cwcville. So yes, everyone.

'''Chris:''' Angelica spreads her wings as a spotlight shines on the two clouds. They part sideways and Chris Chan Sonichu, playing as I, descends towards the stage.

'''Angelica:''' Jesus Christ has returned! Yay!

'''Chris:''' The audience applauds as Chris touches down onto center stage. Angelica collapses her wings and steps toward stage left. Chris steps forward in an image eye [?]. Chris puts out his hands and the audience goes silent, and Chris starts to speak, and I personally directly speak through him from now to this moment imp- from when I- from when I wrote this particular page of the Goddess Log back on November 22nd, 2002, from when I wrote this I wrote it into that moment in the play back in December 2005.

[''A drawing of Chris Chan Sonichu appears.'']

'''Chris Chan Sonichu:''' Greetings, everyone. I bless all of you who are good, neutral, light-powered and righteous, and those all redeeming themselves. I speak well and true that I have indeed returned to guide all of you with the best of my powers, abilities and skills. As I have observed this blessed and accurate play dawned [?] by none other than our blessed Angelica Rosechu, and all in the cast, and witnessed by all of you, the kind audience and individuals.

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Chris Chan Sonichu:''' At present tense in December 2005, our earth halves of 1218 and C-197 are starting to become whole and undivided once again. It is quite the process. Nearly 17 years from now in 2022, the 1218 half of our earth shall be cleansed and healed of all toxic evil darkest-seeing individuals, and all demons and devils and hellful doubt shall be cleared off both halves of the earth, and the- as the veil barrier and divisions between the 1218 and C-197 halves and everything and everyone on them... are removed our- all shall be tangible and coexistent with each other as we have been and for- should have been since the [[Thinking_with_Portals#Merlin's_Deal_with_Chris|division in 1389 AD]]. I continue to do my best now in 2022 and onward in forever immortal life. I keep all of you in my thoughts and prayers. Support and have faith in all that is good, right-powered and righteous. Doubt stems demons so keep faith and have no doubt within. Thank you all with continued safety, health, well-being and livelihood. [''Snaps fingers.'']] Kra-KOW!

'''Chris:''' The audience goes into massive applause. Chris comes back ins- into himself as everyone starts taking their bows and gratitude. While Chris spoke on my behalf, Inuyasha Son- Inuyasha went up to Angelica and said:

'''Inuyasha:''' That's not in the script!

'''Chris:''' Angelica responded:

'''Angelica:''' I realize that, but I know Jesus Christ herself must be speaking through Chri- through Chris tonight.

'''Chris:''' Inuyasha checks Chris- checked Chris's heart and sees the inner veils slash inner timeline connections with- with I.

[''Pause and sigh.'']

'''Chris:''' I- Yes, Inuyasha, I did speak through Chris, I telepathically tell her. During the play, Walsh and Sylvana had uh, piqued, had watched with piqued interest. [[Liquid Chris|Liquidchu]] watched with some interest but [[Yawning Squirtle|yawned]] during Angelica's narrations. Blake was actually impressed with their acting chops, and he was really favoring Bubbles Rosechu's scene, and seeing Bubbles donned like Korra, the Ava- the Avatar-

[''A drawing appears, showing Blake thinking of Bubbles dressed as Korra.'']

'''Chris:''' -past self of mine, Blake went wild with imagination on how adventurous and cool Bubbles looked. The video recording-

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Chris:''' -of this play was made available on DVD sales a week later.

[''A drawing appears, showing a hand holding a DVD copy of the play.'']

'''Chris:''' It sold very well. Even the President of the United States-

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Chris:''' -in 2005... [''Chris looks to the side as if the President's name is there.''] ...George Bush Jr, he bought a copy and enjoyed watching it with his wife. Chris and Magi-Chan hosted the one-hour after-show cast party backstage. Everyone mingled and talked of their feelings of enlightenment from when they had acted out the roles. Jamsta Sonichu commented to Lolisa and [[Family_Guy#The_Cleveland_Show|Rallo [?]]] and a few others:

'''Jamsta:''' It was a strange thing, it was a thing playing the Devil. Rehearsing and acting the lines, I actually felt some twinge from within, in the show as if it must go on I felt like I was almost sucked into a darkness. Then I literally saw Jesus Christ Chan herself as Sonichu hit me with that uppercut, pushing that darkness out of me and instilling forgiveness. Oh man, I will never, ever forget that.

'''Chris:''' Jamsata played a little bit of Beethoven's 5th, dun-dun-dun-dunnnn, followed by the sounds of a calm quiet stream on a sunny and rainbow-blessed day. Lolisa quipped:

[''A drawing appears, showing Jamsta and Lolisa sitting on chairs, talking.'']

'''Lolisa:''' Well, you've had a taste of the Dark Side, but the Jedi light power overwhelmed them in the end with the Force.

'''Jamsta:''' Really? Star Wars notes?

'''Lolisa:''' Sure, why not?

'''Chris:''' That group laughed, heh.

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Chris:''' And Sonichu told Rosie, Wild, Punchy and Bubbles:

'''Sonichu:''' Playing the role of Jesus, I felt his energy flowing through me, I was like, "Wow." When I went into that off-script-

[''A drawing appears, showing Sonichu, Rosie, Wild, Punchy and Bubbles.'']

'''Sonichu:''' -dialogue about numbers in the clouds' aura and that bit of diving into the center star of the universe and seeing the future. And I do empathize with the internal struggles coming to terms with his revelations. And while Magi-Chan was only acting-

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Sonichu:''' -I felt and saw Lavesh Sonichu in the present moment guiding me.

'''Chris:''' Rosie commented:

'''Rosie:''' I saw and felt that too, all that too.

'''Chris:''' Rosie commented:

'''Rosie:''' I saw and felt all that too, as you spoke and preached. It was almost as strong and mighty as Angelica when she preaches. I felt and got chills and goosebumps.

'''Chris:''' Punchy also said:

'''Punchy:''' Hmm. When I looked into your hands, Sonichu, I saw Jesus Christ Chan and her hands with those scars. It is no coincidence.

'''Chris:''' They all nodded in agreement. Chris had uh, mostly recovered from his connection with me, but he recalled it all very vividly as he told Crystalina, Angelica, Inuyasha, Night Star and Magi-Chan:

'''2005 Chris:''' I could swear I saw-

[''A drawing appears, showing 2005 Chris with the imaginary friends he just listed.'']

'''2005 Chris:''' -into the over-extensive mind and soul of my 1218 half-subcounterpart, herself. If I had not met her before then in person, I'd probably call myself crazy, but [[Chris and reality|I'm not crazy]], I really do know that. I know that really well.

'''Chris:''' Crystallina responded:

'''Crystallina:''' I've foreseen you-

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Crystallina:''' -going through a distant mental link. And I sense you saw more than what you ended up speaking.

'''2005 Chris:''' You're right, Sis, I saw some tiny- I saw some time in 2022. The world recovering from some viral pandemic, Russia terrorizing Ukraine, [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]] was as a condemned former President? And God in jail on irony and prophecy details, with her [[April 2023|release from jail]] needing to happen a lot sooner.

'''Chris:''' Magi-Chan and Night Star nodded. Magi-Chan said:

'''Magi-Chan:''' This confirms a lot of foreknown details for our timeline. I shall need to step up my personal interactions with Christine shortly enough.

'''Chris:''' Night Star went:

'''Night Star:''' I linked up with you in that moment, Chris, and I got confirmations of a [[My Little Pony Protests|rushed premature future in Equestira]] and on Earth. I'll share these details with Celestia herself and with my friend Twilight.

'''Chris:''' [''unintelligible'']

'''?????:''' It was a good grief of a confirmation.

'''Chris:''' Inuyasha added:

'''Inuyasha:''' I got a telepathic message from Christ-Chan. It was definitely her from the future speaking to Chris tonight.

'''Chris:''' Magi-Chan says:

'''Magi-Chan:''' On one hand this is very good, for we can prepare better for these future events. But on the other, what was said thru Chris here - recorded and likely to be interpreted directly by certain wrong humans and individuals - it can either be ignored or it can be manifested into quite the year in 2022 in our C-197 half of this Earth as well as the undivided whole Earth of ours.

'''Night Star:''' And not to mention the resonance fom Earth to all the other planets, including Equestria.

'''Chris:''' Night Star adds.

'''Inuyasha:''' Plus...

'''Chris:''' ...Inuyasha adds...

'''Inuyasha:''' ...the solar maximus and solar flares, that will add more seeds to the chaos unless they actuall- unless they actually seed the chaos.

'''Chris:''' [''unintelligible''] Hmm. Okay. Chris starts to smirk.

'''2005 Chris:''' Inuyasha Sonichu, what would we do without [[Avatar: The Last Airbender|Firebenders]] like you to absorb the heat?

'''Inuyasha:''' The way you say it, Christian, that's a- that's such a [[Random-access humor|grass-type take on taking the heat]].

'''2005 Chris:''' Well, you said it.

[''Chris abruptly disappears. A few seconds later, text scrolls up the screen. Typos are left intact.]

This Christmas Play was one of the 
multitude of other events in the 
past of Cwcville and the Special 
Sonichus and Rosechus consciously 
revealed to me. 

Rest assured, there is much, much 
more. Details on collaboration 
opportunity will be revealed soon 
and only to the select and well- 
trusted vew, and there shall be 
more "Sonichu" books, counting and in 
versions of the past books. "Stay 
Tuned" is putting it mildly on that 
bunch of details.

Present moments, I continue to 
encourage all of you to be kind 
and good with each other, as well as 
following what is Light Powered and 
Good as all of the events that have 
been divinel prophecised continue 
onward.

After all, it's Divine Timing, 
not "Political Timing".

I thank all of you for watching and 
enjoying this reading and feature. 
Stay creative, Be lovely with each 
other, and, of course, 
Be Safe and Well.

Mrs. Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime.

A JCWCSP Comics Production.

[''The video ends.'']
}}
{{References}}
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2023]]

Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play

2026-04-03T21:26:52Z

Master: /* The Life and Times of Jesus Christ */ found this in a youtube video btw

'''Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play''' is a series of videos where Chris reads the titular [[Christmas]] play starring [[Angelica Rosechu]] in front of a snow background accompanied by whimsical music. The videos are all around 10 to 15 minutes long. This is based on the "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" play that Chris wrote and drew in [[Praetor Jail Art|jail]]. New drawings occasionally appear in the video. He continues to shill [[OfficialCWCmart]] in the descriptions.

==The Life and Times of Jesus Christ==
Back in [[2022]], [[Praetor]] released "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ", a play Chris wrote in [[Jail Saga|jail]], which was sold on [[OfficialCWCmart]] as a part of the [[Praetor Jail Art]]. Chris would reuse this for the Christmas Play.
===OfficialCWCmart listings===
{{quoteboxbrown|To pass the time in jail, Chris has been writing a lot. In addition to many other pieces, he has written an incredibly extensive play titled "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ." Chris has directed it to be narrated and made cohesive via video, with us going so far as to hire a voice actor. (Albeit from Fiver.)

The play itself will be released shortly. Chris drew pictures to illustrate and accompany the narration. This is one of those pictures.}}

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Art
! Title
! Description
! List date
! Price
! Sold?
|-
| [[File:A Sold Out Show.jpg|200px]]
| A Sold Out Show
|This play was written by Angelica Rosechu, according to Chris. In this picture, she introduces the play to a sold out crowd in CWCville Virginia.
| 6 August 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Christ and Lavesh.jpg|200px]]
| Christ and Lavesh
|Played by Sonichu Prime and Magi-Chan, Jesus Christ is visited by Lavesh, a psychic guide helping Jesus realize his place as the true messiah.
|15 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Christ Dispels the Merchants.jpg|200px]]
| Christ Dispels the Merchants
|In this piece, Jesus (played by Sonichu Prime) destroys the stands of vendors and merchants desecrating his holy temple.
| 5 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| style="text-align:center;" |
[[File:Christ Raises Lazarus.jpg|200px]] Front 
[[File:Christ Raises Lazarus (reverse).png|250px]] Back
| Christ Raises Lazarus
| This photo shows the dead Lazarus being commanded to rise from his tomb. There is some smudging on some of the words, with Christine stating that the ballpoint he was allotted in prison had very "smudgeable" ink.
| 16 August 2023
| $120
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Christ Returns from Hell.jpg|200px]]
| Christ Returns from Hell
| After Christ's death, he descended into Hell to free the sinners there from the tortures of Satan. This picture is meant to depict the moment Christ Returns to his body, entombed. He stands up, preparing to reveal himself again to the world.
| 16 August 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Christine Chandler Upon the Cross.jpg|200px]]
| Christine Chandler Upon the Cross
|In this piece, Chris himself in his Goddess Sonichu form is crucified as she calls out for God above.
| 5 April 2023
| $175
| Sold
|-
| [[File:George Bush Enjoys the Play.jpg|200px]]
| George Bush Enjoys the Play
| Christine has stated that the play was recorded to DVD and was a bestseller in CWCville. The performance itself was written and acted for the citizens in 2005, authored by Angelica Rosechu. In this drawing American president George W. Bush watches the DVD, laughing at a scene depicting the disciple Peter being lead to walk on water with Jesus. Christine has drawn a couple of angles of this, which will be listed shortly.
| 11 August 2023
| $150
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Jesus and Mary Magdalene.jpg|200px]]
| Jesus and Mary Magdalene
| In this scene drawn from the play, Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene are shown growing up together. Ever since Jesus was a young Sonee, he had the power of divine insight.
| 16 August 2023
| $175
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Jesus Christ Bears the Cross.jpg|200px]]
| Jesus Christ Bears the Cross
| In this inked picture, Jesus Christ (played by Sonichu Prime) drags his cross to Golgotha, the Mountain of The Skull, to be crucified.
|4 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Jesus Defeats the Devil.jpg|200px]]
| Jesus Defeats the Devil
| After Christ was Crucified, for the 3 days it took to rise he descended to hell to deal righteous punishments to the denizens of the underworld. Jesus, (played by Sonichu Prime) is seen here punching Satan (played by Jamsta Sonichu.) Little details were added, such as surrounding demons being cardboard cutouts, as this is meant to be a drawing of a play scene.
| 15 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Jesus Feeds the Masses.jpg|200px]]
| Jesus Feeds the Masses
| This scene in particular is meant to be a rendition of the bible story of Christ divinely multiplying the bread and fish brought by the hungry masses. However, Christine noted a correction he wanted made. Christine states that Christ did not make more fish or bread, but instead infused holy power into each bite so that only a bite would be needed to sate hunger.
| 9 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Jesus is Baptized.jpg|200px]]
| Jesus is Baptized
| In this piece, John the Baptist baptizes Jesus. Receiving holy blessing, Christ is prepared to minister to the masses.
|15 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Jesus Makes Fishermen.jpg|200px]]
| Jesus Makes Fishermen
| In this depiction, Christ converts some anglers into his disciples. They're not fishers of men, they're Fishermen.
| 5 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Jesus Ministers to the People.jpg|200px]]
| Jesus Ministers to the People
| In this picture, Jesus Christ (acted in the play by Sonichu Prime) ministers to a group of eager disciples.
| 4 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Jesus Rebukes the Demons.jpg|200px]]
| Jesus Rebukes the Demons
| In this picture, Jesus (played by Sonichu Prime) is administering to a man possessed by demons.
| 9 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Jesus Tempted in the Desert.jpg|200px]]
| Jesus Tempted in the Desert
| In this ink drawing, Satan (played by Jamsta Sonichu) tries to tempt Jesus into sin with material wealth and deliverance from suffering. The Christ (played by Sonichu Prime) knows better, and rebukes him.
| 10 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Judas kisses Jesus.jpg|200px]]
| Judas kisses Jesus
| On the Mount of Olives, Judas betrays Jesus by marking him with a kiss. Giving his rabbi up to the Romans for 30 pieces of silver, this inked drawing captures the moment.
| 9 April 2023
| $150
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Lavesh Sonichu at the Ultimate Emerald Shrine.jpg|200px]]
| Lavesh Sonichu at the Ultimate Emerald Shrine
| Here, Lavesh Sonichu (played by Magi-Chan) is shown entering the Ultimate Emerald Shrine, receiving the psychic power he will need to mentor Jesus Christ.
| 16 August 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Jesus Rebukes the Demons.jpg|200px]]
| Pilate Washes his Hands
| In this shot Pontius Pilate, the Roman governor tasked with judging Christ, washes his hands of the call and leaves it to the crowd. The bloodthirsty onlookers call for the Redeemer's crucifixion, dooming him.
| 15 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Play Notes.jpg|200px]]
| Play Notes
|In this piece, Sonichu Prime is given some notes on how the play went after the fact. Christine stated that this is an inside joke, and did not elaborate much more. Do with that what you will.
| 15 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Post-Play Cast Discussion.jpg|200px]]
| Post-Play Cast Discussion
| This shot comes from after the play, as Christine details joining in a cast party. There, Chris discusses what it was like participating, entering trance like states and seeing into the future (as this play occured in 2005.)
| 15 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Sonichu and Bubbles.jpg|200px]]
| Sonichu and Bubbles
| After the play, cast members within the play met and discussed the production. Pictured here Sonichu Prime admires Bubbles Rosechu, who played Elisabeth, Anna, and a Pharisee Woman in the production.
| 15 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Sonichu on the Cross.jpg|200px]]
| Sonichu on the Cross
| Possibly one of the best images Chris has produced, here we see Sonichu crucified, forsaken by his people. And the Romans.
| 5 April 2023
| $175
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Sonichu's Passover.jpg|200px]]
| Sonichu's Passover
| In this drawing, Jesus (Played by Sonichu Prime) shares Jewish Passover with his Sonichu disciples.
| 4 April 2023
| $175
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Taking Bows.jpg|200px]]
| Taking Bows
| As the play ends, the cast steps out to take bows. Angelica Rosechu gives a final statement, proclaiming the return of our savior.
| 15 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:The Angel visits Mary.jpg|200px]]
| The Angel visits Mary
| In this scene early in the play, the Virgin Mary is visited by an angel to inform her of her immaculate conception. The Lord has Filled her.
| 16 August 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:The Angel Visits the Shepherds.jpg|200px]]
| The Angel Visits the Shepherds
| Here, an angel appears to the shepherds, declaring the good news. The Messiah, Saviour, has been born! There are some water splotches visible, with Chris warning that some pictures mailed out may have discoloration due to being handled after washing his hands.
| 16 August 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:The Cast Party.jpg|200px]]
| The Cast Party
| This shot actually comes from the play's after-party. Cast members share their favorite moments from the play, included Sonichu Prime who played Jesus.
| 15 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:The Last Supper.jpg|200px]]
| The Last Supper
|This is a rendition of "The Last Supper" by Leonardo da Vinci. Christine has done one before, but with all characters as Sonichus.
| 9 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:The Life and Times of Jesus Christ (NOW ON DVD).jpg|200px]]
| The Life and Times of Jesus Christ (NOW ON DVD)
| This is meant to be the DVD cover of the taped play. In Christine's home universe, it is a bestseller.
|9 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:The Nativity.jpg|200px]]
| The Nativity
|This piece is a favorite, depicting the Nativity. Thousands of years ago in a humble poke-barn, a little Sonee was born to Mary and Joseph. That Sonee would become Jesus Christ, savior of man. A note here is that Chandler has replaced the classic barn animals in the scene with pokemon, an excellent touch.
|15 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:The Resurrection.jpg|200px]]
| The Resurrection
| Pictured here is a scene towards the end of the play, the glorious resurrection of Jesus Christ. As Jesus, played by Sonichu Prime, exits his tomb where the Romans lay him, he gives a message to the cheering audience.
| 15 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:The Wise Men and Herod.jpg|200px]]
| The Wise Men and Herod
| In this shot, king Herod (Jamsta Sonichu) sends out the wise men to try and locate the prophesied Messiah. Feeling his throne is threatened, he hopes to locate the young Sonee Jesus and kill him.

Note the single liquid splotch in the middle. We're not sure what that is, Chris says he couldn't remember. Awesome.
| 15 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Three Wise Sonichus.jpg|200px]]
| Three Wise Sonichus
| This picture specifically is of the 3 wise men, as they argue about the gifts they will bring for the Sonee Christ. Heavy discoloration is present, as Christine states that some drawings were affected after she handled them after washing her hands. The dialogue is hard to read, but legible.

"Gold? Pfft, whata way to outdo us, Nightstar."
"If it's any consolation, this was my recent bonus."
"I see the star of our lord shining more bright. Come, gentlemen, let's make haste."
| 15 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:Chris Chan Jail Art-Untitled.jpg|200px]]
| (untitled)
| This drawing comes from the very end of the play, featuring Christine returning in her Sonichu form in front of the cheering audience.
| 15 April 2023
| $125
| Sold
|-
| [[File:What Could be Wrong with my Footing.jpg|200px]]
| What Could be Wrong with my Footing
| This is a two page collection showing the DVD release of the play. Christine states that upon reaching disc, the play was a best-seller nationwide, even being viewed by 2005 president George Bush. Here, Christine has drawn a scene from the play where the disciple Peter is encouraged to walk on water with Jesus. He questions his footing, being told to have faith. In an alternate panel, George Bush and the first lady enjoy the show.
| 16 August 2023
| $200
| Sold<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240921082602/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1448174772/chris-chan-jail-art-what-could-be-wrong?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref>
|-
|}

==Part One==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 1
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ByCudJOoObo}}
| stardate = 18 [[October 2023]]
| subject = {{comics|text}}, {{other|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Revelations|text}}, {{Praetor|text}}
| previous = [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]]
| next = [[Angelica_Rosechu%27s_Christmas_Play#Part_Two|Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 2]]

}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|This is "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" as written and directed by Angelica Rosechu in a Christmas Play she and a lot of other Sonichus and Rosechus enacted on December 17, 2005 after having gone back in time and personally met and talked with Jesus in Israel way back in the day, with Magi-Chan's help.

This is Part 1 of the Multipart reading video series read by I, personally, as chronicled.

Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well.
[''links to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']}}

===Transcript===
{{collapsible|Transcript|[''Static crackles. A soft piano rendition of "Auld Lang Syne" can be heard while winter wind sound effects play in the background. Overtop of a drawn image of Angelica Rosechu, text rolls across the screen. Typos included.'']

"The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" 
a Christmas Play by Angelica Rosechu

Narrator/Holy Ghost/Angel: 
Angelica Rosechu 
Three Wise Men: 
Nightstar, Inuyasha, Perceptor 
Joseph: 
Constanpole Sonichu 
Young Jesus/Little Drummer Boy: 
Danny Sonee 
Young Mary Magdaline: 
Rasenla Rosey 
Virgin Mary: 
Crystalina Rosechu 
King Herod/Satan: 
Jamsta Sonichu 
Desciple Peter: 
Punchy Sonichu 
Lazerus/John the Baptist: 
Wild Sonichu 
Elizabeth/Anna/Pharisee Woman: 
Bubbles Rosechu 
Judas: 
Cal Sonichu 
Pilate: 
Perceptor 
Barabas: 
Nightstar 
James: 
Inuyasha Sonichu 
Mary Magdalene: 
Rosey Rosechu Prime 
Jesus Christ: 
Sonichu Prime 
Lazuras's Sister: 
Lolisa Rosechu

This ended up being an all Sonichu and Rosechu play, [[Chris and race|not because of segregation]], but due to the volunteers who signed up for the auditions being literally 85% local Sonichu and Rosechu. This would become the very first stage performance of an all Sonichu and Rosechu cast ever; a landmark and massive undertaking.

[''Text roll ends. Screen fades to black. Chris-Chan is revealed sitting in front of a green screen displaying a photo of a snowy forest. From here on out, Chris is speaking.'']

The Life and Times of Jesus Christ, a Christmas play by Angelica Rosechu, read by me, Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime. Since August 2005, after Angelica had her past visions confirmed about I, as Jesus Christ of Nazareth reincarnated and Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime, shortly after I had taken Angelica Rosechu back in time to meet and talk with Jesus himself before his death on the cross and resurrection. Angelica was inspired after returning to August 2005 to write an updated, more accurate play of the life and times of Jesus to be debuted in December 2005. This ended up being an all Sonichu and Rosechu play, not because of segregation, but due to the volunteers who signed up for the auditions being literally around 85% being of the Sonichus and Rosechus, including Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime themselves. And around 10 out of 15% of the volunteering humans auditioned for the role of Jesus. Also the rounding down physical height allowed for bare eye contact between the actors, this would become the very first stage performance of an all Sonichu and Rosechu cast ever, a landmark and massive undertaking.

After all the auditions in late October 2005 in Angelica's church, and without typecasting, for they all portrayed the auditions respe- Magi-Chan himself went for and earned the role of Jesus's psychic Sonichu partner, [''unintelligible''] Sonichu. Various regular and special Sonichus and Rosechus made up the secondary and background individuals. Inuyasha Sonichu and even Nightstar Sonichu Prime got word and auditioned as well, then they stayed in Cwcville for throughout November and December to be in the play after earning their roles. Angelica was the narrator and the Holy Ghost angel. Some of the actors got multiple roles in the play, but the secondary parts are with less lines anyway. Nightstar, Inuyasha, and Perceptor played the three wise individuals who brought the gold, frankincense, and myrrh. A regular male Sonichu who had a family with a female Sonichu and had a [''unintelligible''] male son, as well as their trainer partner and his family, Constanople Sonichu played ho- played Joseph. Constanople and Lain Sonichu's son, Danny Sonee, played- played... Danny played young Jesus. Another trainer with a female Rosey, Rasenla Rosey, she played young Mary Magdalene with a few other Sonees playing as Jesus's childhood friends. Crystalina Rosechu played the virgin Mary. A plush Sonichu filled the role of baby Jesus. Danny also played the little drummer boy.

[''A hand-drawn image of DJ Jamsta Sonichu fills half of the screen, covering Chris.'']

Jamsta Sonichu played Herod the king, the Devil that tempts Jesus, as well as Satan.

[''The drawing disappears, and Chris is back on screen.'']

Cardboard cutouts took the role of demons in the hell realm where Jesus slayed Satan and freed and forgiven the former sinners. The imprisoned sinners were played by various regular Sonichus and Rosechus. Punchy Sonichu played Peter; Wild Sonichu played Lazarus, John the Baptist, and... [''Chris checks his script''] ...John.

[''A hand-drawn image of Bubbles Rosechu appears on the screen, Covering Chris.'']

Bubbles Rosechu played Elizabeth, Anna, and the Pharisee woman.

[''The drawing disappears, and Chris is back on screen.'']

Cal Sonichu of the psychic squadron played Judas. Perceptor also played the Pilate. Nightstar played Barabas. Inuyasha also played James; Rosey played adult- young adul- young adult Mary Magdalene and adult Mary Magdalene, and Sonichu Prime himself played as Jesus Christ. Oh and also Lolisa Rosechu, she played Lazarus's sister Martha. And also, Christian Chandler Sonichu, you know my self-counterpart [''unintelligible''], he, back in that day, before the transition to womanhood, he had a role at the end of the play as Jesus Christ in present day life as I, Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime.

I've written out the play as it was... leaving some scenes out, but I've written up to eleven pages on this, so there won't be much left out from Angelica's play. As it was on Saturday, December 17th, 2005 - and this was the Saturday before the third Sunday of December that year - the show went on! In addition to Jamsta promoting the show with Rosey and everyone at station KCWC, the reporters of the Cwcville press and local news media got a good taste of the play from the rehearsals. The reviews were more or positive, giving the play as it stood a four out of five star rating. Ticket sales sold out as the play was held at the spacious George Lewis Hal theatre in the northwest section of the metropolis of Cwcville. Psychic squadron Sonichus and Rosechus and security guards were hired to ensure nothing went wrong. Even Team Rocket and all hating, really dark types with hate-filled violent intentions, were all barred from entering. Liquidchu and Blake, as they were in disguise at the time with their fur color changed and all to blend in, they were taking a break for themselves and were able to get in and watch the show. Blake was looking forward to watching Bubbles perform.

Mary Lee Walsh and Silvana Rosechu also bought tickets to simply enjoy the rarity- this rarity of a show.

[''The same image of Angelica Sonichu appears on screen, covering Chris.'']

[''unintelligible''], who was Jamsta Sonichu's best friend and partner and former DJ at KCWC. [?], Jareth, Raven [?], Kathy [?], these individuals are gonna be talked about in the [?] pages, they'll be brought up at a later point once we get- once I get everything sorted out. And Robert and Barbara Chandler [''unintelligible''], and the other good and supportive citizens of Cwcville, and even some kind individuals from Charlottesville, Richmond, and D.C., and other cities of Virginia, they all came out to enjoy this landmark, all-Sonichu-and-Rosechu performance.

Perhaps we're ready to change the scenes between acts. Chris had volunteered to grip as well. The grips were composed of humans and psychic squadron Sonichus and Rosechus and Pokemon. Video cameras were recording the entire play. The printed programs also had the note at the bottom, quote, "Aside from the scriptures that are holy, as well as further confirmations from divine guidances and visions that permit a personal experience, and enlightenments." End quote... Angelica Rosechu put that in. The show started at 8:00 PM. Angelica in her long white gown stepped into the spotlight at the stage's center from behind the curtains. She takes a deep breath as the audience is silent. Angelica starts...

'''Angelica:''' Welcome everyone.

[''A hand drawn image of Angelica flying over top of the stage in front of a packed audience appears on the screen, covering Chris.'']

'''Chris:''' And she says that loud and well for everyone to hear.

'''Angelica:''' Welcome everyone to this humble re-enactment of the life of Jesus Christ, who was our Lord, and still is. But Jesus was also the One Avatar, and when life on Earth began he appeared as a large turtle, then transformed into a human who had been around even before God was known to a lot of people. The avatar lived long and guided all in the name of God as the God of Gods, with insights and wisdoms and the holy light power spanning from the heavens and the very core of our universe. Then through God and Manuel, the Avatar...

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Angelica:''' ...had their very first reincarnation ever and was born in Bethlehem by the virgin Mary. So now we take you all to the sixth month of when Mary was with child.

'''Chris:''' Angelica bows, and spans her wings as the curtain opens and she flies above the stages- the stage to the audience applause, and the reveal of Crystalina as Mary Magdalene, sitting in a chair. As- I'm s- I'm sorry, as the vir- the virgin Mary. [''Chris points a finger gun to his head.''] [''unintelligible''] my mind for a moment! ...Angelica as the angel Gabriel descends and startles Mary a bit. The angel said to Mary...

'''Gabriel:''' Hark! For you are highly favored, the Lord is with you, you are blessed among women.

[''A hand drawn image of Gabriel approaching Mary appears on screen, covering Chris.'']

'''Mary:''' What is going on here?

'''Gabriel:''' Fear not, Mary. Behold from your womb you shall conceive and bring birth to a son, and he shall be named Jesus. He shall be great and called the Son of the Highest, and God shall give him his father David's throne. He shall reign forever over the house of Jacob with no end to his kingdom.

'''Mary:''' How shall this be so?

'''Gabriel:''' The Holy Ghost shall come to you and the power of the Highest shall overwhelm you, therefore he that shall be born of you be called Son of God. Your cousin Elizabeth is also with child, in her sixth month, when she was barren. With God, nothing shall be impossible.

'''Mary:''' Hmm, I see. Hmm.

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Mary:''' I am the maiden of the Lord, I shall do my best by your word.

'''Chris:''' Angelica flew up into the rafters above the stage. Mary knocks on a nearby door with Bubbles - [''Chris knocks on the table''] - in a dress, and with pillow above her belt under the dress as Elizabeth on the other side of the door. Mary entered and saw Elizabeth with child and holy light in her aura, and Mary said...

'''Mary:''' You are blessed with child, dear cousin!

'''Chris:''' Elizabeth responded with a smile.

'''Elizabeth:''' Yes Mary, I have been blessed by the Holy Ghost. His name shall be John!

'''Mary:''' I too have been visited by the Holy Ghost, and have a son, and he shall be the Lord.

'''Elizabeth:''' This is indeed great news Mary!

'''Chris:''' The scene quickly changes as the grips remove the chairs and the door. A red rug and a throne is quickly placed as a piano plays the tune of Psalm 140. Jamsta Sonichu, in kingly attire, sits on the throne. Angelica narrates as the scene transitions.

'''Angelica:''' As Mary is conceived, word of her child and the coming of prophecy of the Lord reached ears far and wide. When King Herod heard of this coming of the Almighty, he was distressed. With the chief priests and scribes having told Herod the Lord would be born in Bethlehem as prophesised, Herod made his choice.

'''Chris:''' The spotlight shines on Jamsta as Herod, and a nearby regular Sonichu playing the messenger. Herod tells the messenger...

'''Herod:''' Summon the wise men! [''unintelligible'']

'''Chris:''' The messenger runs off the stage, then announces...

'''Messenger:''' Announcing the wise men, sire!

'''Chris:''' And then Nightstar Sonichu, Inuyasha Sonichu, and Perceptor Sonichu, dressed in royal long robes as the three wise women, to pretty much get this accurate.

[''A hand drawn picture of a 2-panel comic appears on screen, covering Chris. The first panel shows Jamsta Sonichu sitting on a throne addressing the three wise women, and the second panel shows the three wise women deliberating amongst themselves.'']

'''Chris:''' The three of them bow, then rise. Inuyasha says...

'''Inuyasha:''' You summoned us, sire?

'''Herod:''' Yes, I heard the king of Jes- of the Jews is to be born in the East. Go to Bethlehem and find the child. After you've found him, let me know, so I may come and worship him also.

'''Chris:''' The wise women look amongst each other as they hear the intent in Herod's words. Inuyasha responds...

'''Inuyasha:''' As you wish, sire. We shall make delight in our search.

'''Chris:''' The three wise men re- leave and relocate to another part of the stage to recieve a bag each. The spotlight is removed from Jamsta and lit upon Nightstar, Inuyasha, and Perceptor. They speak as they walk in place at the throne as the throne and rug are removed the stage. Nightstar Sonichu starts.

'''Nightstar:''' Did you see the glint in the King's eye as he spoke?

'''Chris:''' Perceptor speaks.

'''Perceptor:''' Surely, I perceive the King has other intentions with the child.

'''Inuyasha:''' Oh, no doubt!

'''Chris:''' Inuyasha speaks.

'''Inuyasha:''' Eh, but we have to do as the King wants. At least we will be worshipful with the child.

'''Chris:''' The other two nod. [''Chris mutters to himself or someone offscreen.''] Okay... Alright. Inuyasha...

'''Inuyasha:''' Well, I brought frankincense for the family. What did you two get?

'''Chris:''' Perceptor responds...

'''Perceptor:''' I have some myrrh. Its scent is fervent.

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Chris:''' And then Nightstar says...

'''Nightstar:''' I got a bag of gold.

'''Inuyasha:''' Gold?!

'''Chris:''' Inuyasha asks. [''Chris makes a pffft sound.'']

'''Inuyasha:''' What a way to outdo us, Nightstar.

'''Nightstar:''' If it's any consolation, this was my recent bonus. Ehhhh...

'''Chris:''' Perceptor points up.

'''Perceptor:''' I see the star of our Lord shining more bright. Come gentlemen, let's make haste.

'''Chris:''' The other two nod.

[''Chris disappears off-screen. Text appears over top of the snowy forest photo.'']

"The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" 
a Christmas Play by Angelica Rosechu 
to be continued in part 2

[''The piano music fades out, leaving the sound of snowy winter winds in the background as the video ends.'']}}

==Part Two==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Angelica Rosechu Christmas Play Part 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|0Owb7tpd1yw}}
| stardate = 23 [[October 2023]]
| subject = {{comics|text}}, {{other|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Revelations|text}}, {{Praetor|text}}
| previous = [[Angelica_Rosechu%27s_Christmas_Play#Part_One|Angelica Rosechu Christmas Play Part 1]]
| next = [[Angelica_Rosechu%27s_Christmas_Play#Part_Three|Angelica Rosechu Christmas Play Part 3]]
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|This is "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" as written and directed by Angelica Rosechu in a Christmas Play she and a lot of other Sonichus and Rosechus enacted on December 17, 2005 after having gone back in time and personally met and talked with Jesus in Israel way back in the day, with Magi-Chan's help.

This is Part 2 of the Multipart reading video series read by I, personally, as chronicled.

Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well.
[''links to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

Music from
[''links to two songs'']}}

===Outline===

{| class="wikitable"
| 00:00 - 00:39 || Intro
|-
| 00:40 - 04:05 || The Nativity
|-
| 04:06 - 06:25 || Mary and Jesus
|-
| 06:26 - 08:09 || Joseph and Mary
|-
| 08:10 - 09:06 || Jesus
|-
| 09:07 - 11:21 || The Throne
|-
| 11:22 - 12:26 || Prayer
|-
| 12:27 - 13:39 || Psychic
|}

===Transcript===
{{collapsible|Transcript|
[''Static crackles. A soft piano rendition of "Auld Lang Syne" can be heard while winter wind sound effects play in the background. Overtop of a drawn image of Angelica Rosechu, text appears across the screen.'']

"The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" 
a Christmas Play by Angelica Rosechu 
Part 2

[''The music abruptly cuts out and Chris appears over top of a winter stock photo.'']

'''Chris:''' The spotlight turns off as the manger scene is brought out. Angelica descends onto the stage and addresses the audience as the spotlight shines upon her.

'''Angelica:''' And they were in the same country shepherds abiding in the fields, keeping watch over their flock at night, and lo! The angel of the Lord came unto them and the glory of the Lord shone around and about them, and they were so afraid, and the angel said unto them:

[''A hand drawn image of the angel on stage addressing the shepherds appears onscreen.'']

'''Angel:''' Fear not! For behold, I bring you tidings of great joy which shall be to all people, for unto you is born this day in the city of David, a savior, which is Christ, the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you! He shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.

[''The image disappears.'']

'''Angelica:''' And suddenly there with the angel of multitude, the heavenly host praising God and say: "Glory to God in the highest, and on Earth, peace, goodwill towards men."

'''Chris:''' The stage became fully lit, revealing Crystalina as Mary and Constanople as Joseph in the manger-

[''A hand drawn image of Joseph and Mary surrounded by Pokemon appears. They all look into the basket with a plush Sonichu in it.'']

'''Chris:''' -with a calm, trained Mudbray, Mareep, and Tauros right by them, looking into the basket with the plush Sonichu wrapped in cloth in the basket. Wild, Punchy, and Magi-Chan dressed in shepherds' clothes approached the manger and praised the baby as Angelica flies back above the stage. The three wise men approach as the piano started playing Little Drummer Boy, and they sing. Danny Sonee approaches as well and plays the drum upon him.

[''The image disappears. Chris sings a short line of "Little Drummer Boy."'']

'''Chris:''' At the end of the song, the lights are cut and the spotlight is shown upon Joseph, and Angelica tells Joseph:

'''Angelica:''' Wake Joseph, for Herod the King seeks to slay the young child! Flee to Egypt until when I tell you it is safe to return! Go, now!

'''Chris:''' Joseph picks up the basket with the babe, grabs Mary by the hand, and they exit stage left. The lights cut off as the pianist plays a tremor of notes expressing fright as Herod's shadow looms on the stage's curtain. As it closes over the empty manger, Herod shouts loudly:

'''Herod:''' Eh he he he he! The wise men have mocked me! It doesn't matter as I shall slay all the children of Bethlehem myself!

'''Chris:''' Sounds of screams and weeping come from the female actors offstage as the piano tune chimes out. Then trans is- Then the trans is- transitions to a jaunty tune of Psalm 87. Angelica narrates as the curtain opens to reveal a painted backdrop of the houses and streets of Egypt with youthful Sonees and Roseys laughing and playing. Danny Sonee as young Jesus sits on the barrel's top and powde- ponders. Rasenla Rosey as young Mary Magdalene is playing with the children.

'''Mary Magdalene:''' And so Joseph, Mary, and Jesus fled to Egypt where Jesus had spent his formative years growing up while Joseph and Mary were aware of what was to become of Jesus. Jesus had been young and naive, and lived his life unaware of his destiny. Jesus felt he was not like the other children, but he could not put his finger on why consciously, at least yet, and he didn't know what to make of himself quite yet.

'''Chris:''' Young Mary approaches Jesus.

'''Mary:''' Hi!

'''Chris:''' Jesus looks down towards Mary but doesn't make eye contact.

'''Jesus:'' Euhhh... Hi.

'''Mary:''' What are you doing up on the barrel?

'''Jesus:''' Oh. Well, I don't know. I was looking up at the sky and counted numbers in the clouds.

[''A hand drawn image of young Jesus sitting on a barrel talking to Mary appears.'']

'''Jesus:''' It's kinda interesting cause when you add what you see within the lights around the clouds against the blue sky they tell stories of the wonders beyond the sky, and what number guides you to next.

'''Chris:''' Mary is bewildered with what Jesus said as she looks up at the clouds and sees the aura light around the cloud edges, yet unsure what to make of it.

'''Mary:''' Yeah, the clouds are shining pretty. I'm Mary! What's your name?

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Jesus:''' Ehhh... Jesus.

'''Mary:''' Oh, that's a cute name! Hey, you want to play with us? We can always use another creative kid to play Eye Spy with.

'''Jesus:''' You... want me... to play with you?

'''Chris:''' He asked with an uncertain expression on his face.

'''Mary:''' Sure! Come on, Jesus!

'''Jesus:''' ...Okay!

'''Chris:''' Jesus hops down and follows Mary into a crowd of kids and they wander off stage right. Angelica narrates as Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime as Jesus and Mary Magdalene go on stage from stage right together.

'''Angelica:''' Jesus and Mary became friends and liked each other and Jesus had been accepted by Mary's friends as well. Mary had brought something good out of Jesus.

'''Chris:''' Mary and Jesus sit side by side on the same barrel. Mary and Jesus sit side by side on the barrel, and she asked him once again:

'''Mary:''' What are your dreams, Jesus?

'''Jesus:''' Again, Mary? You're always asking me that, and the answer's always the same.

'''Mary:''' Yeah! They're all ve- [''Chris clears his throat.''] very unique and interesting and I can't get enough of them!

'''Jesus:''' Well, alright. In my dreams I see various stone carvings and statues I had never seen before, yet somehow they are familiar to me. The words in the carvings glow like gold and have sounds of ancient sand script [''Sanskrit?''], yet I can understand them. Then I see fields of stars amidst the cosmos and then the brightest star in the center of the universe, and the center within that star, and the center of that star, and so on and so on. Until I see this vision from far into the future, where I'm flying through a rainbow of immense energy and power and bringing order to a chaos-filled Earth with a bunch of arguing and fighting nations amidst fallen apartment buildings and an explosion on a dragon over some place that's not Babylon.

[''A hand drawn image of a slightly older Mary and Jesus sitting on a barrel appears.'']

'''Mary:''' So COOL, Jesus!

'''Jesus:''' Mary, how is it that you do not find such a dream weird like the other kids our age do?

'''Chris:''' Mary smiles and nodded.

'''Mary:''' Hmm... I don't know? Call it intuition or something. Crazy, or whatever, but hearing the details of your dream makes me wish I could see into the cosmos and future like you can.

'''Jesus:''' Mary, if I was anyone else, I'd call you weird.

'''Mary:''' Oh? Well then, maybe I out-weird YOU.

'''Chris:''' And they both laugh as they look into each other's eyes like two kids who get each other.

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Chris:''' Then from stage left, Joseph walks on stage and addresses Jesus.

'''Joseph:''' My son!

'''Jesus:''' Yes, father?

'''Joseph:''' I just got the all clear from the angels. You, your mother, and I are heading back to Nazareth. Come on, son.

'''Jesus:''' What?!

'''Chris:''' Jesus and Mary shout!

'''Jesus and Mary:''' No, no, no, no!

'''Jesus:''' Dad, I don't want f- I don't wanna leave! I- I've got friends, and I'm appreciated here! You pull me away from that, I'll be really upset!

'''Joseph:''' I'm sorry son, but your destiny is not here in Egypt.

'''Chris:''' Joseph grabs Jesus's hand and pulls him stage left.

'''Jesus:''' No, no! Mary! I'll really miss you!

'''Mary:''' Jesus, don't go!

'''Chris:''' She shouts to him as they leave stage. The stage lights cut off as the scene changes and Angelica to the next part.

'''Angelica:''' Jesus, Joseph, and Mary returned to Nazareth as Herod was dead and his throne taken by archangels in reign. Jesus had brough- become upset after having to leave his friends and more positive life in Egypt. Jesus found resonance as the family to Nazareth and he started listening and hearing of the Gospel of John the Baptist as he preached to the multitude about repentance.

[''A hand drawn image of John the Baptist petting Jesus's head appears on screen.'']

'''Angelica:''' Jesus was baptized by John, and Jesus fasted for 40 days and 40 nights and was tested by the Devil.

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Chris:''' The scene was changed to a jungle clearing on stage left. A backdrop with a scene of all the kingdoms around the world. The spotlight shone over the left half with Jesus collapsed on the grass within a few- with a few rocks in front of him. Jamsta, dressed as the Devil, approached Jesus and said to him:

'''Jamsta:''' Hey, Jesus, you're looking real hungry. If you are the son of God, command these stones to become bread, and enjoy.

'''Chris:''' Jesus stands and looks to the Devil in the eyes.

'''Jesus:''' One shall not live by bread alone but by the word of GOD.

'''Chris:''' The Devil frowns and growls.

'''Jamsta:''' Ehhhh...

'''Chris:''' Then he pulls Jesus to stage right and shows him the images of all the kingdoms and the lovely throne. Then the Devil tells Jesus:

'''Jamsta:''' I shall give you total power and rule of all the kingdoms of the world and the adoration of everyone if you bow down and worship me.

'''Chris:''' Jesus said:

'''Jesus:''' [[Homos|Get behind me Satan]], for it is written: one shall worship the Lord and God and serve him.

'''Chris:''' The Devil pushes Jesus to the front edge of the stage and tells him:

'''Jamsta:''' Well, if you're so almighty, then you know as it is written that the angels will always save you no matter what. So JUMP, Jesus.

'''Chris:''' Jesus frowns as he looks the Devil in the eye again and tells him:

'''Jesus:''' You shall never tempt the Lord and God!

'''Chris:''' The devil vanishes as the lights go off and a lone spotlight on Jesus remains on Jesus with the scene change. Jesus looks up at the angels as the angel speaks to him.

'''Angel:''' Very good, Jesus. Know from your meditations that you are Lord and you are present to heal the distressed and brokenhearted. Preach to the poor, and deliverance to the captives, restore sight to the blind, and bring liberty and justice to all that have been hurt. The spirit of the Lord is upon you. Go forth and restore order to the chaos.

'''Jesus:''' Yes! I shall!

'''Chris:''' The audience applauds. The light turns back on and reveals a bedroom with a table and two chairs on it. Jesus sits in one of the two chairs as he walks- as he wakes from his visions once again. Jesus muses aloud.

'''Jesus:''' Wow. So I am the Lord and God? It kinda makes sense - the clues and signs have been all around me all my life, with my unique perspective and feeling advantage. My eyes, the seer eyes, the visions, mom and dad going on about my destiny as Lord, the message of the angels, and ALL THIS? Well, my intuition's often being on point, the cosmos, the universe core, and matrix...

[''A hand drawn image of Jesus and Lavesh Sonichu approaching him appears on screen.'']

'''Jesus:''' I've lived my life unaware of all this! I pray to the Lord and God... I've been praying to myself? Ehh... What do I do now that I am aware that I am? I can only pray and ask for continued holy light guidance and have faith and know these prophecies, even the not yet written prophecies!

[''The drawing disappears.'']

''Jesus:''' And the prophets before me may have foreseen this but may not have yet written these prophecies, and I can only see so deep into my visions and I don't know when specifically when they will and when they will manifest! Is there such a prophet on a God level who can help me keep myself better sorted? If there is, please, Lord and God that I am, send them to me and guide me right now!

'''Chris:''' A spotlight lands at the entrance to his bedroom as a knocking sound resonates from the door. [''Chris knocks on the table.''] Jesus gets up to answer it, a special psychic Sonichu played by Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime surrounded by Heavenly Divine and Universe Core Matrix Light is standing there.

[''A hand drawn image of Lavesh Sonichu appears on screen. Lavesh Sonichu is surrounded by waves and mystical imagery.'']

'''Lavesh Sonichu:''' Greetings, Jesus, o Lord of Lords. I am Lavesh Sonichu, psychic special Sonichu guardian of the Sonichus and Rosechus. I am on high God level and I am here to guide you.

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Chris:''' Jesus looks into Lavesh's aura and soul, and links with the heavens and cosmos to confirm this. His faith is assured.

'''Jesus:''' Welcome Lavesh, please, come in and talk with me.

'''Chris:''' Lavesh enters and takes a seat at the table, across from Jesus.

'''Jesus:''' Ehhh... I suppose it takes a God to really help another God.

[''Chris Chan disappears off screen and the credits roll. I think a good chunk of the credits were cut off and the names are missing from a few lines.'']

Scroll TitleNarrator/Holy Ghost/ 
Three Wise Men: Nightstar, 
Joseph: Constanpole Sonichu 
Young Jesus/Little Drummer Boy: 
Young Mary Magdaline: Rasenla 
Virgin Mary: Crystalina Rosechu 
King Herod/Satan: Jamsta Sonichu 
Desciple Peter: Punchy Sonichu 
Lazerus/John the Baptist: Wild 
Elizabeth/Anna/Pharisee Woman: 
Judas: Cal Sonichu 
Pilate: Perceptor 
Barabas: Nightstar 
James: Inuyasha Sonichu 
Mary Magdalene: Rosey Rosechu 
Jesus Christ: Sonichu Prime 
Lazuras's Sister: Lolisa Rosechu

"The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" 
a Christmas Play by Angelica Rosechu 
Part 3 coming soon

[''The snow sound effects continue on and the video ends.'']}}

==Part Three==
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| stardate = 24 [[October 2023]]
| subject = {{comics|text}}, {{other|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Revelations|text}}, {{Praetor|text}}
| previous = [[Angelica_Rosechu%27s_Christmas_Play#Part_Two|Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 2]]
| next = [[Angelica_Rosechu%27s_Christmas_Play#Part_Four|Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 4]]
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|This is "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" as written and directed by Angelica Rosechu in a Christmas Play she and a lot of other Sonichus and Rosechus enacted on December 17, 2005 after having gone back in time and personally met and talked with Jesus in Israel way back in the day, with Magi-Chan's help.

This is Part 2 [sic] of the Multipart reading video series read by I, personally, as chronicled.

Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well. [''links to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']}}

===Transcript===
{{collapsible|Transcript|
[''Static crackles. A soft piano rendition of "Auld Lang Syne" can be heard while winter wind sound effects play in the background. Overtop of a drawn image of Angelica Rosechu, text appears across the screen.'']

"The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" 
a Christmas Play by Angelica Rosechu 
Part 3

[''The music abruptly cuts out and the image changes to a stock photo of a wintery forest. Chris Chan appears on screen over top.'']

Before resuming the story of Angelica Rosechu's Christmas play in 2005, I'll write a bit about Lavesh Sonichu, one of the earlier Sonichus' and Rosechus' psychic type special guardians.

[''A hand drawn image of Lavesh Sonichu surrounded by mystical lines appears on screen.'']

Lavesh Sonichu heralded from a Sonichu and Rosechu village near the Ultimate Emerald Shrine. He was born in 324 B.C. and was promoted by the village's elder after connecting with a distant Ultimate Emerald as well as the heavens and the cores and matrices of the universe's timeline and the alpha mega point of all existence, and guiding and protecting many of the Sonichus and Rosechus with a divine guidance and light power.

[''The drawing disappears.'']

Lavesh had also personally met and worked with Emmanuel herself, and himself back then. There's no- Emmanuel can be one or the other, either gender or whichever, but presently, Emmanuel is woman. So there. At least, in our day here in the 2020's. Back then? Guy. Anyway, where was I? La la la la, ah! And worked with Emmanuel and the other gods and goddesses, and earned his way up to being a god as well in service and appreciation of the gods of the God of Gods and Lord. Lavesh had foreknown he would be the one to help guide Jesus Christ of Nazareth as he became into his godlihood. By the time Jesus had prayed for the direct guidance, Lavesh had made preparations to confirm the leaders and elders would keep the village of the shrine safe as well. When Jesus made his prayer and similar thoughts and wording as Sonichu Prime had spoken during the play, Lavesh had teleported from the village to where Jesus Christ was, after waking from the test and temptations in the midst- his troubled thoughts and questions amidst his transition. Also Lavesh had talked with Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime during his time, when Magi-Chan himself went back in time to visit Jesus and he met Na- and he met Lavesh prior to Jesus's first resurrection. Lavesh Sonichu had visibly teleported his body and mind and soul into the heavens and universe core to emerge into his next iteration long after that. But just to mention all this, this part, cause I'm gonna eventually talk about this, from the- from the moment this gets recorded.

The ultimate emerald is the one emerald, and there are 8 master emeralds, counting the one that Knuckles has been guarding, and then of course after that there are not 7 chaos emeralds, there are 8 chaos emeralds, the orange one. Of course there are 8 chaos crystal balls as well and there's an orange one there also. And the chaos emeralds had been- had come about from the ultimate emerald itself as it was a centerpoint, and long long ago, before- sometime in the- in the BC's, I think it was like 450-something- I forget. 459 BC? I have it written down. But anyway, essentially at one point around there, the ultimate emerald became overwhelmed and shattered and all that was left of it was shards, the core of the ultimate emerald had zoomed in and up, literally within my body, literally. And this- and the chaos- and the 8 chaos emeralds [''unintelligible''] for now. Before then, the ultimate emerald was in the center, and the 8 master emeralds were surrounding it at that shrine, that very shrine. And also when the ultimate emerald shattered and all that, the master emeralds went into hiding as well and transitioned elsewhere. And eventually Knuckles found his master emerald, and the orange master emerald became the master Sunstone on the- under Flame the Sunbird's guidance and watch. And the other 6 were around the Earth somewhere else.

[''The video abruptly jump-cuts. Chris is now narrating the play.'']

'''Chris:''' -orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet lights beam in a line on the edge of the stage. The scenery is changed and Angelica narrates.

'''Angelica:''' So Jesus found-

'''Chris:''' Ahem. Take 2.

'''Angelica:''' So Jesus found his own guidance from within himself with focus from his visions. He wrote what he saw, then on his next guidance he started his mistreatment locating and taking him and first disciples. The stage is lit with a ship on stage left with Inuyasha as James and Wild as John on board, talking with a male Rosechu who played Zebedee, and on stage right Punchy as Peter with two other male Sonichus who played Simon and Andrew casting a net. Jesus walked towards the center of the stage and called to Peter and his brothers.

'''Jesus:''' Come with me, and I shall make you into fishermen.

'''Chris:''' Peter, Simon, and Andrew were drawn by the conviction, and left their net to follow Jesus. Jesus called up to the ship.

'''Jesus''' (again): Come with me, and I shall MAKE you into fishermen.

'''Chris:''' James and John nodded, and cast a torn net left aside and Zebedee... To left the- they left the ship and Zebedee to follow Jesus.

[''Chris lightly laughs at himself, and a hand drawn image of Jesus leading the Sonichus and Rosechus off the boat appears on screen.'']

'''Chris:''' And then Zebedee saw this [''unintelligible''].

'''Zebedee:''' HEY! GET BACK HERE ON THIS BOAT!

'''Chris:''' But his words fell on deaf ears. [''unintelligible''].

'''Zebedee''' (again): HEY! GET BACK HERE ON THIS BOAT!

'''Chris:''' Jesus and his disciples walk to the center stage and Jesus preaches to the audience.

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Jesus:''' Follow the words and light power as you shall be guided and well and saved.

'''Chris:''' The crowd of the cast gather around Jesus as he speaks.

'''Jesus:''' All of you are the salt and light of the Earth. But if the salt loses it's savor, it is nothing and must be cast underfoot. And if a light loses it's glow, the path grows dark. So I tell all of you, never lose your savor. Never lose your glow. Let your light shine, so all my- so all may see your good and good works and intentions, and they will be inspired to improve on themselves, and shine brighter and healthier and longer. I do not come to destroy, but to fulfill. As all of you fulfill the lives, scribes, prophecies as well.

[''A hand drawn image of Jesus addressing the audience on stage appears.'']

'''Jesus:''' Do not be righteous by ignoring these wise words of prophets and guidance, it is to be denied entry into Neo Life and the kingdom therein.

'''Chris:''' Sonichu Prime as Jesus summarizes each teaching over the course of the five minutes, then Angelica narrates as the scene is changed.

'''Angelica:''' Jesus's healing ministry had spread famously everywhere as he taught and healed others as well as answered the questions of the doubtful with insight and wisdoms.

'''Chris:''' And then a montage of various Sonichus and Rosechus from the cast came forward with their ailments and were healed by Jesus.

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Chris:''' Bubbles and Angelica gave thanks to the Lord- Bubbles as Anna gave thanks to the Lord in fulfilling the prophecies. John the Baptist behind the bars asked Jesus his questions and Jesus answers wise and true.

[''A hand drawn image of a possessed Sonichu and Jesus speaking appears on screen.'']

'''Chris:''' Those who were possessed were cleared of the demons and devils.

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Chris:''' There was a moment where Jesus had broken bread and fish and satisfied all who ate of his kindness and love from the morsels.

[''A hand drawn image of Jesus spreading his arms over a table of food appears.'']

'''Chris:''' The pianist played the tune of a thunderstorm, as the two on board ran to Jesus and told him to bunker down.

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Chris:''' But then Jesus rebuked the wind and the storm, and the two were made to see sunshine and a peaceful tune suddenly playing. Angelica narrates as all this goes on. Wild Sonichu as Lazarus and Lolisa as his sister Martha gave praise and kind words to Jesus. Lazarus was in bed sick as Martha ran to fetch Jesus. Jesus sees Nazareth and told- I mean- as- Je- Jesus sees Lazarus and tells Martha that he was sleeping, and Jesus would return to wake him out of sleep. News of Lazarus in a grave for four days gave Jesus reason to assure Martha of his resurrection. Then Jesus sees the covered Lazarus in the grave and weeps because he loved Lazarus. Then Jesus told Martha to move the stone in faith of God. Then Jesus lifted up his eyes and said:

'''Jesus:''' I thank you for hearing me and hearing me always, but-

[''A hand drawn image of Lazarus exiting his tomb appears.'']

'''Jesus:''' In witness of the people I've told with faith and goodness, so they may believe you have sent me... Lazarus, come forth!

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Chris:''' Lazarus moans and walks through the grave's entrance and removed the cloths from his eyes. By the way, for the record Wild Sonichu's voice, he sounds similar to Luke Skywalker. Period. He does not have a country accent, despite what some may have mis-portrayed of him. LUKE. SKYWALKER. He has a voice like him. Anyway, he's like:

'''Lazarus:''' Uuuunnhhh... Uhh... What has happened?

'''Chris:''' Martha hugs Lazarus and thanks Jesus. Another scene, Jesus took Peter, James, and John to center stage. The lights dimmed. Jesus transformed into bright light. Sonichu Prime had used Flash to simulate that. Two psychic squadron Sonichus play Moses and Elliot teleport besides Jesus and talked with him for a moment, in Peter, James, and John's amazement. After the two teleported away, the disciples offered to build tabernacles. A spotlight shone down from Jesus, and Magi-Chan said from off stage, aloud:

'''Magi-Chan:''' Jesus is my son. I am pleased with him. Hear him well.

'''Chris:''' The disciples were afraid but Jesus told them,

'''Jesus:''' Do not be afraid.

'''Chris:''' With a touch. Another scene, Jesus enters the temple of God, with the stage laid out with vendors and tables full of merchandise that were being brought- bought, and sold. Jesus cast the vendors away from their tables and FLIPPED THEM OVER! Then he shouted loud:

[''A hand drawn image of Jesus flipping over a table and knocking items everywhere appears.'']

'''Jesus:''' It's written! This is a house of prayer, but with this, it's been made into a den of thieves! I really don't like this.

'''Chris:''' The vendors collected the goods and scattered. Jesus stepped into the front and center of the stage and exiting the temple of God. Lavesh meets him there, and as they talk.

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Jesus:''' Lavesh! My guided friend! I have done and overdone my work as Lord and God in guidance of light power, and the Lord, my past self, and the Good Gods.

'''Lavesh:''' Indeed, you have done, and do very well. All appreciate and praise you in good faith.

'''Jesus:''' I am truly humbled and grateful. I truly feel good in soul and fulfilment, and seeing everyone's kind faces, and hearing their kind words, is a real blessing. But wow, I am feeling tired. It's so very tough to be Lord and God on Earth! Every time someone asks me a brain-bender of a question, the only solvance I have is connecting with the heavens and the universe core for a simple answer! Direct enough that I couldn't put it [unintelligible] myself when my brain goes numb! Eaaagghhh... Eeehhh!

'''Lavesh:''' I have had to go through similar with the Sonichus and Rosechus of my village. It was overwhelming, even taking it one at a time. But over time, with deep-end breaths, and meditation with breaths, it shall become easier.

'''Jesus:''' Ehhh, you're right. And that's nothing compared to what I've foreseen with Judas. Good grief, I do not look forward to that day. If I knew when exactly and if I was able to avert it... Well... Is as... It is needed to be done, as the prophecy foretells. I don't agree with it, but I gotta get on with it anyway.

'''Lavesh:''' Quite right.

'''Chris:''' Another thing I forgot to mention, heh, where the ship is asail on the waters on the stage and Jesus walks on the water. Jesus urges his peers to come down with no doubt and with faith. Punchy as Peter steps down and slips and falls into the water. Jesus helps him back up and asks him,

'''Jesus:''' Why did you not have faith, Peter?

'''Peter:''' I don't know! I saw you walking on it... The water's not frozen...

'''Chris:''' Peter shrugged with a puzzled look on his face and asked:

[''A hand drawn image of Peter and Jesus standing on water appears.'']

'''Peter:''' What could be wrong with my footing?

[''The drawing disappears, along with Chris at the same time. The credits roll across the screen, still cut off from one side. Typos included.'']

Narrator/Holy Ghost/Angel: Angelica 
Three Wise Men: Nightstar, 
Joseph: Constanpole Sonichu 
Young Jesus/Little Drummer Boy: 
Young Mary Magdaline: Rasenla 
Virgin Mary: Crystalina Rosechu 
King Herod/Satan: Jamsta Sonichu 
Desciple Peter: Punchy Sonichu 
Lazerus/John the Baptist: Wild 
Elizabeth/Anna/Pharisee Woman: 
Judas: Cal Sonichu 
Pilate: Perceptor 
Barabas: Nightstar 
James: Inuyasha Sonichu 
Mary Magdalene: Rosey Rosechu 
Jesus Christ: Sonichu Prime 
Lazuras's Sister: Lolisa Rosechu

"The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" 
a Christmas Play by Angelica Rosechu 
Part 4 coming soon

[''The video ends.'']
}}

==Part Four==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 4
| video = {{#ev:youtube|TtxELlMy1fo}}
| stardate = 25 [[October 2023]]
| subject = {{comics|text}}, {{other|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Revelations|text}}, {{Praetor|text}}
| previous = [[Angelica_Rosechu%27s_Christmas_Play#Part_Three|Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 3]]
| next = [[Stay Lively Tuned]]
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|This is "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" as written and directed by Angelica Rosechu in a Christmas Play she and a lot of other Sonichus and Rosechus enacted on December 17, 2005 after having gone back in time and personally met and talked with Jesus in Israel way back in the day, with Magi-Chan's help.

This is Part 4 of the Multipart reading video series read by I, personally, as chronicled.

Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well.[''links to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']}}

===Transcript===
{{collapsible|Transcript|
[''Static crackles. A soft piano rendition of "Auld Lang Syne" can be heard while winter wind sound effects play in the background. Overtop of a drawn image of Angelica Rosechu, text appears across the screen.'']

"The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" 
a Christmas Play by Angelica Rosechu 
Part 3 [''sic'']

[''The music abruptly cuts out and the background changes to a wintery forest, with Chris in front of it.'']

'''Chris:''' And there was the scene where Bubbles as Pharisee Woman cleansed Jesus's feet, and Jesus rebooked her husband, played by a regular male Sonichu, and a scene of the re- of the reenactment of the Last Supper folowed by Cal Sonichu as Judas, bartering for the betrayal of Jesus. And then the scene by Judas facing Jesus surrounded by his soldiers. Jesus said- I mean Judas said to Jesus I gotta get this down...

[''A drawing of [[Homos|Judas kissing Jesus on the lips]] appears on screen.'']

'''Judas:''' Praise, rabbi.

'''Chris:''' Then Judas kisses Jesus on the lips for a second or two. Judas leaves and Jesus asks:

'''Jesus:''' Hey, where are you going?

'''Chris:''' As the suporters of J- of Jesus fled off stage, Jesus was apprehended.

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Chris:''' Nightstar Sonichu as the High Priest asked for the witnesses, only to find none. Then the priest sentences Jesus to death. Jesus was taken to the Pilate for the trial. Peter says to Jesus:

'''Peter:''' I do not know you.

'''Chris:''' Ehhhhhhh [''unintellibigle'']. Perceptor Sonchu as the Pilate stands before Jesus at the trial and asked him... [''loses his place''] Perceptor Sonichu as the Pilate stands before Jesus at the trial and asks him:

'''Pilate:''' Are you just the king of the [[Michael Snyder|Jews]]?

'''Chris:''' Jesus replies:

'''Jesus:''' You said it, I didn't.

'''Pilate:''' Do you know the crimes that have been put against you?

'''Chris:'''Jesus does not respond but in the paused moment as the lights cut a light- a spotlight remains on Jesus. Jesus says aloud his thoughts in the moment.

'''Jesus:''' As i have foreseen it, even if I testify by destiny and prophecy I will be crucified anyway, so, I converse my- I conserve my energy for the Resurrection of mine from the cross. [''sigh''] It's a thing I gotta do and I gotta roll with it.

'''Chris:''' The lights cut back on teh- he- Pilate require- inquires the witnesses that were false. One of them shouts:

'''False Witness:''' He said he would destroy the temple and restore it in three days!

'''Chris:''' Everyone shouts out:

'''Crowd:''' Crucify him!

'''Chris:''' Nightstar Sonichu as Barabbas was brought in and the Pilate asked the witnesses:

'''Pilate:''' This man Bara--

[''There is an abrupt edit.'']

'''Chris:''' -and Pilate asked the witnesses:

'''Pilate:''' This man Barabbas is convicted of murder and insurrection. Would you rather I release-

[''A drawing abruptly appears, showing Jesus and Barabbas kneeling before Pilate.'']

'''Pilate:''' -Jesus or Barabbas?

'''Chris:''' Witnesses shouted:

'''Crowd:''' Release Barabbas, crucify Jesus! Derrrrrrrrr!

'''Chris:''' They continued even as the Pilate asked:

'''Pilate:''' Why? What crime has Jesus committed?

'''Chris:''' With a groan the Pilate dipped her hands into the nearby bowl of water.

'''Pilate:''' Very well. Release Barabbas and deliver Jesus. I wash my hands of this. Let Jesus'-

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Pilate:''' -blood be on your hands.

'''Chris:''' The lights cut off as Jesus is relocated off stage right to get the crown of thorns on his head as the crowd of the cast of regular Sonichus and Roseshus line up along the curtain-

[''A picture abruptly appears, showing Jesus/Sonichu carrying a cross past a group of onlookers.'']

'''Chris:''' -and the lights come on as Jesus carries the cross acro- across the stage. Along the jeering crowd. Then he is tied to the cross and placed upright. Jesus shouts:

'''Jesus:''' My God, my God!

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Jesus:''' [[Kick the Autistic|Why am I forsaken?]]

'''Chris:''' Then he collapses into death.

[''A picture appears, showing Jesus/Sonichu tied to the cross.'']

'''Chris:''' Angelica narrates as the lights come up and the scenery is changed.

'''Angelica:''' Jesus Christ had died on the cross at Golgaltha. His body had been laid to rest in the tomb. Jesus was fighting another battle-

[''The drawing disappers.'']

'''Angelica:''' -as the sins he had absorbed saw his soul fall to [[Ruckersville|Hell]].

'''Chris:''' The lights cut back on to reveal Jesus in the center stage with the Sonichus and Rosechus behind bars, groaning and moaning from their punishments amongst red streamers on the stage floor. Stage grips moving cardboard-

[''The background abruptly shifts to a floating crucifix surrounded by light; religious music begins to play.'']

'''Chris:''' -cutouts of demons scurrying aobut. Jamsta Sonichu as Satan approaches Jesus.

'''Satan:''' Welcome to the Hell, Son of God... Yes!

[''Abrupt edit'']

'''Chris:''' And Satan falls-

[''A drawing appears, showing Jesuschu punching Satanchu.'']

'''Chris:''' -with a Sky Uppercut. Bor a- Jesus takes Sa- Satan's keys. Satan rolls away stage right. Jesus breaks the cardboard demons in the middle and Jesus lifts a hand and emits a light and controlled Blue Thundershock symbolizing holy flames. The-

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Chris:''' -stage lights go from red to blue. Jesus frees all the sinners and forgives them. The freed ones leave stage right. Jesus returns to center stage and stomps his left foot. [''Chris does this.''] The lights cut off. Angelica narrrates as the streamers are picked up and the scener- scenery quickly changed.

'''Angelica:''' Jesus conquers Hell and death by taking Satan's keys and freeing the lost souls, cleansing Hell into nothing but holy flame and light. Three days in the tomb Jesus' body had lay, and then as the divine holy light shines upon the body Jesus Christ returns and he is resurrected.

'''Chris:''' The lights cut back on revealing Jesus lying in a casket, with the cave entrance blocked by a large stone nearby. Jesus wakes up and sits up and gets out of casket. Aloud he says:

'''Jesus:''' Right.

[''A picture appears, showing Jesuschu in the tomb standing outside the casket.'']

'''Jesus:''' [''Snaps fingers.''] I freed the sinners, time to announce my return.

'''Chris:''' Jesus slams the boulder away and lock- walks right out of the tomb, and off stage. The [[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] Mary and Mary Magdalene walk to the tomb's entrance and see the stone rolled away with the tomb empty.

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Mary:''' What the...? Where's Jesus?

'''Chris:''' [''unintelligible'']

'''Other Mary:''' Uh... I don't know. Who can roll this boulder away?

'''Chris:''' Angelica Rosechu comes down and sits against the casket. She tells Mary and... she tells the two Marys:

'''Angelica:''' Do not be afraid. Jesus is crucified and Jesus has risen. As you can see, he is not here. Go and tell Peter and the Disciples that Jesus has gone to Galilee. You shall find him safe, alive, healthy and well there.

'''Chris:''' The two start off toward stage left as Jesus walks toward them and says:

'''Jesus:''' Hey, Mary.

'''Chris:''' The two Marys looked up and praise the Lord and they both hugged him. Jesus tell them:

'''Jesus:''' Be not afraid. Okay. Go tell my brethren that I shall meet them in Galilee.

'''Chris:''' As the lights cut off, the scenery is rolled away. Angelica walks toward stage right and narrates.

'''Angelica:''' And so the two Marys told all Jesus's Disciples and the eleven Disciples went to Galilee to find Jesus.

'''Chris:''' [''Briefly loses his place.''] Okay the lights cut back on. The Disciples stand before Jesus on stage and praise him. Peter approaches, checks and see the scars, which were essentially makeup at this point cuz we're talkin' about a play here, in his hands and touches his shoulder, and steps back against Jesus and... he's, no I'm sorry. And touches his shoulder then steps back, aghast. Jesus asks Peter three times:

'''Jesus:''' Do you love me?

'''Peter:''' Yes.

'''Chris:''' [''stuttering''] Peter answers every time yes, with tears in his eyes... the third time. Jesus says to his Disiples:

'''Jesus:''' I am blessed with the powers of the heavens, cosmos and earth. Go forth and teach all nations to always be mindful, observant, and follow in the path of light power and good. Also cues are signs and the angels, cosmos and light. Do-

[''A picture appears, showing Jesuschu with his hand on a portal.'']

'''Jesus:''' -not ever dismiss them. We Gods and Goddesses are always with all of you. Including I. Even though we're not perfect, either. Keep faith and have no doubt within. Go forth with blessings and good, all of you.

'''Chris:''' Everyone vacates the stage as Angelica approaches the center stage with her last narration of the play.

'''Angelica:''' And Jesus walked away from his Disciples into a portal of light.

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Angelica:''' Jesus continued on in immortal life, never again dying physically. Jesus continued his walks of... on earth life, going from one place to another and assuming different identities and forms.

'''Chris:''' Sonichu Prime, still as Jesus, walks onstage from stage right as from... as from stage... left a regular Sonichu female brought out a large blue turtle plush and a llama plush and stood between them in a line. Jesus stood beside the llama. Following Jesus was a Sonichu adorned like an African man, followed by one who was a monk, a few others in varying forms followed by... followed one by one dressed in der- in... followed by one dressed in Egyptian garb like one of Cleopatra's advisors. A few others including some female Sonichu and female Rosechu... ending with Punchy dressed up as [[Avatar: The Last Airbender|Aang the Airbender]]-

[''A picture appears, showing all of this.'']

'''Chris:''' -Bubbles as Korra and Nightstar as Sylvia, Merlin's assistant, now I'm talking Merlin the magician. Angelica continued:

'''Angelica:''' So in summary, Jesus Christ is the one Avatar of Existence and God of Gods. He still walks among us today. From a veil separate half of our earth right here, but not like how we all have come to know of his famous past self.

'''Chris:''' The next part has some preface so... Christian, you know, Christian Chandler, his counterpart, yeah he had to do some research into my Goddess form. Even-

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Chris:''' -got into talking with [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Neptune Blonde Noir Invert of Gamindustri]] to learn of Scarlet Leroux, the original CPU Goddess Blue Heart, Comma and the Commodore consoles. The outfit of Goddess Blue Heart matched what I was wearing and wear today, in that divine intervention card I gave to Crystallina. That's another detail that's gonna be revealed when I get to revealing the rest of these parts of the Goddess Log pages, this was written before that, anyway... da da da da, Chris had a specially tailored one-piece suit and shin guard wear, plus the Commodore wings made... and had to wear and fill a [[Muscle bra|D-cup padded bra]] under the one-piece, and slip a shaped blue colored cover over his Sonichu form's tail and get dolled up in the bless- in this [[Transgender|blessed portrayal]].

[''Chris fumbles for the camera momentarily, then disappears. The credits scroll up the screen, still cut off on one side. Typos included.'']

Narrator/Holy Ghost/Angel: Angelica 
Three Wise Men: Nightstar, 
Joseph: Constanpole Sonichu 
Young Jesus/Little Drummer Boy: 
Young Mary Magdaline: Rasenla 
Virgin Mary: Crystalina Rosechu 
King Herod/Satan: Jamsta Sonichu 
Desciple Peter: Punchy Sonichu 
Lazerus/John the Baptist: Wild 
Elizabeth/Anna/Pharisee Woman: 
Judas: Cal Sonichu 
Pilate: Perceptor 
Barabas: Nightstar 
James: Inuyasha Sonichu 
Mary Magdalene: Rosey Rosechu 
Jesus Christ: Sonichu Prime 
Lazuras's Sister: Lolisa Rosechu

"The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" 
a Christmas Play by Angelica Rosechu 
Part 5 coming soon

[''The music continues briefly before the video ends.'']
}}

==Part Five==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 5
| video = {{#ev:youtube|kUDC0-BZ16s}}
| stardate = 26 [[October 2023]]
| subject = {{comics|text}}, {{other|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Revelations|text}}, {{Praetor|text}}
| previous = [[The Return of Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]]
| next = [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 4]]
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|This is "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" as written and directed by Angelica Rosechu in a Christmas Play she and a lot of other Sonichus and Rosechus enacted on December 17, 2005 after having gone back in time and personally met and talked with Jesus in Israel way back in the day, with Magi-Chan's help.

This is Part 5 of the Multipart reading video series read by I, personally, as chronicled.

Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well.[''links to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']}}

===Transcript===
{{collapsible|Transcript|
[''Static crackles. A soft piano rendition of "Auld Lang Syne" can be heard. Overtop a drawn image of Angelica Rosechu, text appears across the screen.'']

"The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" 
a Christmas Play by Angelica Rosechu 
Part 5 and Epilogue

[''"Auld Lang Syne" abruptly changes to religious music as the background is replaced with a floating crucifix surrounded by light, with Chris in front of it.'']

'''Chris:''' Angelica continues as two cardboard clouds close together hover above the stage by telekinesis from Magi-Chan. And Chris Chan Sonichu and the Goddess Blue Heart cosplay hovers over the clouds and between the alignment, and over the curtain rods. [''Coughs.'']

'''Angelica:''' Our Lord Messiah and savior has revealed herself recently, and this is fact. In case you haven't yet read the re- watched the news reports last June Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime herself had appeared here person in Cwcville. So yes, everyone.

'''Chris:''' Angelica spreads her wings as a spotlight shines on the two clouds. They part sideways and Chris Chan Sonichu, playing as I, descends towards the stage.

'''Angelica:''' Jesus Christ has returned! Yay!

'''Chris:''' The audience applauds as Chris touches down onto center stage. Angelica collapses her wings and steps toward stage left. Chris steps forward in an image eye [?]. Chris puts out his hands and the audience goes silent, and Chris starts to speak, and I personally directly speak through him from now to this moment imp- from when I- from when I wrote this particular page of the Goddess Log back on November 22nd, 2002, from when I wrote this I wrote it into that moment in the play back in December 2005.

[''A drawing of Chris Chan Sonichu appears.'']

'''Chris Chan Sonichu:''' Greetings, everyone. I bless all of you who are good, neutral, light-powered and righteous, and those all redeeming themselves. I speak well and true that I have indeed returned to guide all of you with the best of my powers, abilities and skills. As I have observed this blessed and accurate play dawned [?] by none other than our blessed Angelica Rosechu, and all in the cast, and witnessed by all of you, the kind audience and individuals.

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Chris Chan Sonichu:''' At present tense in December 2005, our earth halves of 1218 and C-197 are starting to become whole and undivided once again. It is quite the process. Nearly 17 years from now in 2022, the 1218 half of our earth shall be cleansed and healed of all toxic evil darkest-seeing individuals, and all demons and devils and hellful doubt shall be cleared off both halves of the earth, and the- as the veil barrier and divisions between the 1218 and C-197 halves and everything and everyone on them... are removed our- all shall be tangible and coexistent with each other as we have been and for- should have been since the [[Thinking_with_Portals#Merlin's_Deal_with_Chris|division in 1389 AD]]. I continue to do my best now in 2022 and onward in forever immortal life. I keep all of you in my thoughts and prayers. Support and have faith in all that is good, right-powered and righteous. Doubt stems demons so keep faith and have no doubt within. Thank you all with continued safety, health, well-being and livelihood. [''Snaps fingers.'']] Kra-KOW!

'''Chris:''' The audience goes into massive applause. Chris comes back ins- into himself as everyone starts taking their bows and gratitude. While Chris spoke on my behalf, Inuyasha Son- Inuyasha went up to Angelica and said:

'''Inuyasha:''' That's not in the script!

'''Chris:''' Angelica responded:

'''Angelica:''' I realize that, but I know Jesus Christ herself must be speaking through Chri- through Chris tonight.

'''Chris:''' Inuyasha checks Chris- checked Chris's heart and sees the inner veils slash inner timeline connections with- with I.

[''Pause and sigh.'']

'''Chris:''' I- Yes, Inuyasha, I did speak through Chris, I telepathically tell her. During the play, Walsh and Sylvana had uh, piqued, had watched with piqued interest. [[Liquid Chris|Liquidchu]] watched with some interest but [[Yawning Squirtle|yawned]] during Angelica's narrations. Blake was actually impressed with their acting chops, and he was really favoring Bubbles Rosechu's scene, and seeing Bubbles donned like Korra, the Ava- the Avatar-

[''A drawing appears, showing Blake thinking of Bubbles dressed as Korra.'']

'''Chris:''' -past self of mine, Blake went wild with imagination on how adventurous and cool Bubbles looked. The video recording-

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Chris:''' -of this play was made available on DVD sales a week later.

[''A drawing appears, showing a hand holding a DVD copy of the play.'']

'''Chris:''' It sold very well. Even the President of the United States-

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Chris:''' -in 2005... [''Chris looks to the side as if the President's name is there.''] ...George Bush Jr, he bought a copy and enjoyed watching it with his wife. Chris and Magi-Chan hosted the one-hour after-show cast party backstage. Everyone mingled and talked of their feelings of enlightenment from when they had acted out the roles. Jamsta Sonichu commented to Lolisa and [[Family_Guy#The_Cleveland_Show|Rallo [?]]] and a few others:

'''Jamsta:''' It was a strange thing, it was a thing playing the Devil. Rehearsing and acting the lines, I actually felt some twinge from within, in the show as if it must go on I felt like I was almost sucked into a darkness. Then I literally saw Jesus Christ Chan herself as Sonichu hit me with that uppercut, pushing that darkness out of me and instilling forgiveness. Oh man, I will never, ever forget that.

'''Chris:''' Jamsata played a little bit of Beethoven's 5th, dun-dun-dun-dunnnn, followed by the sounds of a calm quiet stream on a sunny and rainbow-blessed day. Lolisa quipped:

[''A drawing appears, showing Jamsta and Lolisa sitting on chairs, talking.'']

'''Lolisa:''' Well, you've had a taste of the Dark Side, but the Jedi light power overwhelmed them in the end with the Force.

'''Jamsta:''' Really? Star Wars notes?

'''Lolisa:''' Sure, why not?

'''Chris:''' That group laughed, heh.

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Chris:''' And Sonichu told Rosie, Wild, Punchy and Bubbles:

'''Sonichu:''' Playing the role of Jesus, I felt his energy flowing through me, I was like, "Wow." When I went into that off-script-

[''A drawing appears, showing Sonichu, Rosie, Wild, Punchy and Bubbles.'']

'''Sonichu:''' -dialogue about numbers in the clouds' aura and that bit of diving into the center star of the universe and seeing the future. And I do empathize with the internal struggles coming to terms with his revelations. And while Magi-Chan was only acting-

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Sonichu:''' -I felt and saw Lavesh Sonichu in the present moment guiding me.

'''Chris:''' Rosie commented:

'''Rosie:''' I saw and felt that too, all that too.

'''Chris:''' Rosie commented:

'''Rosie:''' I saw and felt all that too, as you spoke and preached. It was almost as strong and mighty as Angelica when she preaches. I felt and got chills and goosebumps.

'''Chris:''' Punchy also said:

'''Punchy:''' Hmm. When I looked into your hands, Sonichu, I saw Jesus Christ Chan and her hands with those scars. It is no coincidence.

'''Chris:''' They all nodded in agreement. Chris had uh, mostly recovered from his connection with me, but he recalled it all very vividly as he told Crystalina, Angelica, Inuyasha, Night Star and Magi-Chan:

'''2005 Chris:''' I could swear I saw-

[''A drawing appears, showing 2005 Chris with the imaginary friends he just listed.'']

'''2005 Chris:''' -into the over-extensive mind and soul of my 1218 half-subcounterpart, herself. If I had not met her before then in person, I'd probably call myself crazy, but [[Chris and reality|I'm not crazy]], I really do know that. I know that really well.

'''Chris:''' Crystallina responded:

'''Crystallina:''' I've foreseen you-

[''The drawing disappears.'']

'''Crystallina:''' -going through a distant mental link. And I sense you saw more than what you ended up speaking.

'''2005 Chris:''' You're right, Sis, I saw some tiny- I saw some time in 2022. The world recovering from some viral pandemic, Russia terrorizing Ukraine, [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]] was as a condemned former President? And God in jail on irony and prophecy details, with her [[April 2023|release from jail]] needing to happen a lot sooner.

'''Chris:''' Magi-Chan and Night Star nodded. Magi-Chan said:

'''Magi-Chan:''' This confirms a lot of foreknown details for our timeline. I shall need to step up my personal interactions with Christine shortly enough.

'''Chris:''' Night Star went:

'''Night Star:''' I linked up with you in that moment, Chris, and I got confirmations of a [[My Little Pony Protests|rushed premature future in Equestira]] and on Earth. I'll share these details with Celestia herself and with my friend Twilight.

'''Chris:''' [''unintelligible'']

'''?????:''' It was a good grief of a confirmation.

'''Chris:''' Inuyasha added:

'''Inuyasha:''' I got a telepathic message from Christ-Chan. It was definitely her from the future speaking to Chris tonight.

'''Chris:''' Magi-Chan says:

'''Magi-Chan:''' On one hand this is very good, for we can prepare better for these future events. But on the other, what was said thru Chris here - recorded and likely to be interpreted directly by certain wrong humans and individuals - it can either be ignored or it can be manifested into quite the year in 2022 in our C-197 half of this Earth as well as the undivided whole Earth of ours.

'''Night Star:''' And not to mention the resonance fom Earth to all the other planets, including Equestria.

'''Chris:''' Night Star adds.

'''Inuyasha:''' Plus...

'''Chris:''' ...Inuyasha adds...

'''Inuyasha:''' ...the solar maximus and solar flares, that will add more seeds to the chaos unless they actuall- unless they actually seed the chaos.

'''Chris:''' [''unintelligible''] Hmm. Okay. Chris starts to smirk.

'''2005 Chris:''' Inuyasha Sonichu, what would we do without [[Avatar: The Last Airbender|Firebenders]] like you to absorb the heat?

'''Inuyasha:''' The way you say it, Christian, that's a- that's such a [[Random-access humor|grass-type take on taking the heat]].

'''2005 Chris:''' Well, you said it.

[''Chris abruptly disappears. A few seconds later, text scrolls up the screen. Typos are left intact.]

This Christmas Play was one of the 
multitude of other events in the 
past of Cwcville and the Special 
Sonichus and Rosechus consciously 
revealed to me. 

Rest assured, there is much, much 
more. Details on collaboration 
opportunity will be revealed soon 
and only to the select and well- 
trusted vew, and there shall be 
more "Sonichu" books, counting and in 
versions of the past books. "Stay 
Tuned" is putting it mildly on that 
bunch of details.

Present moments, I continue to 
encourage all of you to be kind 
and good with each other, as well as 
following what is Light Powered and 
Good as all of the events that have 
been divinel prophecised continue 
onward.

After all, it's Divine Timing, 
not "Political Timing".

I thank all of you for watching and 
enjoying this reading and feature. 
Stay creative, Be lovely with each 
other, and, of course, 
Be Safe and Well.

Mrs. Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime.

A JCWCSP Comics Production.

[''The video ends.'']
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*'''[[DC SAV Outtake Movie Plus Subtitles]]''' ''1 [[January 2026]]'' (4:38) {{Praetor}} Subtitles version of the edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Decepticlone S.A.V. (Scoundrel As Vessel)''.

*'''[[DC SAV Outtake Movie]]''' ''1 [[January 2026]]'' (4:38) {{Praetor}} Edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Decepticlone S.A.V. (Scoundrel As Vessel)''.

*'''[[Can You Merge?]]''' ''2 [[January 2026]]'' (0:23) {{Comedy}} Edited clip from the ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Armoraxe'' ending skit.

*'''[[Crackder First Outtake Movie Plus Subtitles]]''' ''3 [[January 2026]]'' (3:41) {{Praetor}} Subtitles version of the edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Crackder the First''.

*'''[[Crackder First Outtake Movie]]''' ''3 [[January 2026]]'' (3:41) {{Praetor}} Edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Crackder the First''.

*'''[[Transformers Legacy United Merged Movie Son-Chu Trailer]]''' ''3 [[January 2026]]'' (2:02) {{Praetor}} Tailer for his upcoming "full-movie" compilation he's releasing in 2 days.

*'''[[DC Punislav Outtake Movie Plus GE Defense Part 1 Subtitled]]''' ''5 [[January 2026]]'' (7:55) {{Praetor}} Subtitles version of the edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Decepticlone Punislav... yay''. And the ''GE Defense Part 1'' original scene that will be in ''Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, Subtitled, aka Cwclight Review Movies''.

*'''[[DC Punislav Outtake Movie Plus GE Defense Part 1]]''' ''5 [[January 2026]]'' (7:56) {{Praetor}} Edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Decepticlone Punislav... yay''. And the ''GE Defense Part 1'' original scene that will be in ''Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies''.

*'''[[Jesus Christ Chan - Introducing TLUM Movie]]''' ''5 [[January 2026]]'' (20:00) {{Reason}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Revelations}} {{Praetor}} {{Flutter}} {{theclassic4.0}} {{Live}} Pre-compilation livestream.

*'''[[Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, Subtitled, aka Cwclight Review Movies]]''' ''5 [[January 2026]]'' (2:02:18) {{Praetor}} Compilation video of the subtitles version skit edits of his ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews'' videos.

*'''[[Jesus Christ Chan - Post TLUM Movie Premiere Q&A]]''' ''5 [[January 2026]]'' (44:17) {{Reason}} {{Smug}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Revelations}} {{Praetor}} {{theclassic4.0}} {{Live}} Chris hosts a livestream where he answers questions and receives donations.

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*'''[[Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies#Reupload|Transformers Legacy United Merged Movie Son-Chu Trailer]]''' ''5 [[January 2026]]'' (2:03) {{Praetor}} Reupload of the trailer without the borders.

*'''[[Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies#Credits videos|TLUM Movie Credits Videos]]''' ''5 [[January 2026]]'' (11:55) {{Praetor}} Standalone credits videos of the compilation videos.

*'''[[Cwclight Reviews Movies (Pre-Updated Version)]]''' ''5 [[January 2026]]'' (1:32:37) {{Praetor}} Compilation video of the unedited skits from his ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews'' videos.

*'''[[Excelina Outtake Movie 2 Updated Plus Subtitles]]''' ''6 [[January 2026]]'' (1:56) {{Praetor}} Subtitles version of the edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Combiner Mode Excelina''.

*'''[[Excelina Outtake Movie 2 Updated]]''' ''6 [[January 2026]]'' (1:56) {{Praetor}} Edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Combiner Mode Excelina''.

*'''[[GE Defense Part 2 Plus Subtitles]]''' ''7 [[January 2026]]'' (9:01) {{Praetor}} Standalone clip from the GE Defense Part 2 portion of ''Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, Subtitled, aka Cwclight Review Movies''.

*'''[[GE Defense Part 2]]''' ''7 [[January 2026]]'' (9:01) {{Praetor}} Standalone clip from the GE Defense Part 2 portion of ''Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies''.

*'''[[Chris Chan Prime Outtake Movie 2 Updated]]''' ''8 [[January 2026]]'' (4:21) {{Praetor}} Edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Combiner Mode Chris-Chan Prime''.

*'''[[Chris Chan Prime Outtake Movie 2 Updated Plus Subtitles]]''' ''8 [[January 2026]]'' (4:21) {{Praetor}} Subtitles version of the edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Combiner Mode Chris-Chan Prime''.

*'''[[GE Defense Part 3 Plus Subtitles]]''' ''9 [[January 2026]]'' (11:33) {{Praetor}} Standalone clip from the GE Defense Part 3 portion of ''Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, Subtitled, aka Cwclight Review Movies''.

*'''[[GE Defense Part 3]]''' ''9 [[January 2026]]'' (11:33) {{Praetor}} Standalone clip from the GE Defense Part 3 portion of ''Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies''.

*'''[[Punislavs the First Drinking Tea]]''' ''9 [[January 2026]]'' (0:28) {{Crazy}} An edit of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Decepticlone Punislav... yay'' ending skit.

*'''[[Flame Toys Shattered Prime, well, literally shattered]]''' ''9 [[January 2026]]'' (0:09) {{Tragedy}} Chris broke his toy and asks for a quality check and re-release of Furai Model Transformers.

*'''[[Transformers Legacy United Merged General Electric Defense - Behind The Scenes]]''' ''9 [[January 2026]]'' (29:35) {{Reason}} {{Praetor}} Chris records a behind the scenes video of his ''Transformers Legacy United Merged General Electric Defense'' movies.

*'''[[Transformers Legacy United Merged General Electric Defense Movie Plus Subtitles]]''' ''10 [[January 2026]]'' (22:35) {{Praetor}} Subtitles version of a compilation of Chris's ''Transformers Legacy United Merged General Electric Defense'' movies.

*'''[[Transformers Legacy United Merged General Electric Defense Movie]]''' ''10 [[January 2026]]'' (22:37) {{Praetor}} A compilation of Chris's ''Transformers Legacy United Merged General Electric Defense'' movies.

*'''[[Punicrackder V Outtake Movie Updated]]''' ''12 [[January 2026]]'' (14:24) {{Praetor}} Edit of the ending skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Punicrackder-V plus Music Video''.

*'''[[Punicrackder V Outtake Movie Updated Plus Subtitles]]''' ''12 [[January 2026]]'' (14:07) {{Praetor}} Subtitles version of the edit of the ending skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Punicrackder-V plus Music Video''.

*'''[[Transformers Legacy United Merged General Electric Defense#Fixed Version|DC Punislav Outtake Movie Plus GE Defense Part 1]]''' ''12 [[January 2026]]'' (7:56) {{Praetor}} Fixed version of ''DC Punislav Outtake Movie Plus GE Defense Part 1''.

*'''[[Transformers Legacy United Merged General Electric Defense#Fixed Version 2|Transformers Legacy United Merged General Electric Defense Movie]]''' ''12 [[January 2026]]'' (22:35) {{Praetor}} Fixed version of ''Transformers Legacy United Merged General Electric Defense Movie''.

*'''[[Focus Outtake Movie Plus Subtitles]]''' ''13 [[January 2026]]'' (5:40) {{Praetor}} Subtitles version of the edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - (Renegade) Focus''.

*'''[[Focus Outtake Movie]]''' ''13 [[January 2026]]'' (5:40) {{Praetor}} Edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - (Renegade) Focus''.

*'''[[Tork Outtake Movie Updated Plus Son Chu V Mikoto Plus Subtitles]]''' ''14 [[January 2026]]'' (5:33) {{Praetor}} Subtitles version of the edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Tork''. And the original Son Chu Vs Mikoto scene from ''Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, Subtitled, aka Cwclight Review Movies''.

*'''[[Tork Outtake Movie Updated Plus Son Chu V Mikoto]]''' ''14 [[January 2026]]'' (5:33) {{Praetor}} Edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Tork''. And the original Son Chu Vs Mikoto scene from ''Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies''.

*'''[[Son Chu Vs Mikoto Plus Subtitles]]''' ''14 [[January 2026]]'' (2:59) {{Praetor}} Original unedited clip from the Son Chu Vs Mikoto portion of ''Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, Subtitled, aka Cwclight Review Movies''.

*'''[[Son Chu Vs Mikoto]]''' ''14 [[January 2026]]'' (2:59) {{Praetor}} Original unedited clip from the Son Chu Vs Mikoto portion of ''Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies''.

*'''[[Stallion Outtake Movie Plus Subtitles]]''' ''15 [[January 2026]]'' (0:51) {{Praetor}} Subtitles version of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Stallion''.

*'''[[Stallion Outtake Movie]]''' ''15 [[January 2026]]'' (0:51) {{Praetor}} The skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Stallion''.

*'''[[Comm adore https://youtu.be/SANRCUj9Ncg?si=mCBPcSVVFXfIeHfW]]''' ''15 [[January 2026]]'' (0:21) {{Reason}} {{Video games}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris announces ''we'' are recording something special.

*'''[[loona from helluva boss btw|loona from helluva boss btw #chrischan #sonichu #cwcki #viral]]''' ''15 [[January 2026]]'' (0:11) {{Reason}} {{Television}} Chris is approached by an employee while shopping at Spencer's.

*'''[[Sparky Outtake Movie Updated Plus Subtitles]]''' ''16 [[January 2026]]'' (1:14) {{Praetor}} Subtitles version of the edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Sparky''.

*'''[[Sparky Outtake Movie Updated]]''' ''16 [[January 2026]]'' (1:14) {{Praetor}} Edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Sparky''.

*'''[[Clyde Outtake Movie Plus Outro]]''' ''17 [[January 2026]]'' (4:56) {{Praetor}} Edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Autobot Soldier Clyde''.

*'''[[Clyde Outtake Movie Plus Outro and Subtitles]]''' ''17 [[January 2026]]'' (4:56) {{Praetor}} Subtitles version of the edit of the skit portion of ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Autobot Soldier Clyde''.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 0 Plus Announcement]]''' ''19 [[January 2026]]'' (26:58) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris makes announcements and reads Act 0 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 1]]''' ''22 [[January 2026]]'' (44:04) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 1 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Liquidchu's Confession]]''' ''22 [[January 2026]]'' (2:35) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris rereads an excerpt from Act 1 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[New High score|New High score #tetris]]''' ''24 [[January 2026]]'' (0:27) {{Video games}} Chris records his new high score on a Tetris arcade machine.

*'''[[Commodore 64 Ultimate Review Part 1 - Unboxing]]''' ''26 [[January 2026]]'' (27:56) {{Reason}} {{Video games}} {{theclassic4.0}} As announced in ''Comm adore <nowiki>https://youtu.be/SANRCUj9Ncg?si=mCBPcSVVFXfIeHfW</nowiki>''. Chris uploads an unboxing video of the Commodore 64 Ultimate.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 2]]''' ''28 [[January 2026]]'' (31:12) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 2 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video]]''' ''30 [[January 2026]]'' (18:10) (17:21) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Video games}} {{Comics}} Unboxing video of the promotional material for the Mewgenics video game. Chris re-uploaded the video half an hour later with alterations, due to accidentally leaking personal information. Chris then re-uploaded the video again with alterations, because he failed to remove all the leaked information.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3]]''' ''31 [[January 2026]]'' (43:05) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 3 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

==February 2026==
*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 1]]''' ''2 [[February 2026]]'' (53:54) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 3.5 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 2]]''' ''2 [[February 2026]]'' (45:36) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 3.5 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Intro video]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (0:45) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris's introduction video for Cameo.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Pep Talk|Pep Talk]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (1:32) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris gives a pep talk to someone who is trying to find a girlfriend.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Rectus Abdominus shoutout|Rectus Abdominus shoutout]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (0:49) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Music}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Rectus Abdominus.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Talking Religion|Talking Religion]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (0:58) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo of Chris claiming there are no wrong religions.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Congratulations Jimmy|Congratulations Jimmy]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (1:16) {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{Marketing}} {{Reality}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo of Chris congratulating Jimmy for becoming a Japanese citizen and then pretends to be Magi-Chan.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Monet To Bennett|Monet To Bennett]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (0:37) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo to Bennett from Monet for Valentine's Day.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Black History Month|Black History Month]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (0:25) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Racism}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Black History Month.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Pep Talk for Reuben|Pep Talk for Reuben]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (1:11) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris gives a pep talk to Reuben who is trying to find a girlfriend.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Pep Talk for James Taupo|Pep Talk for James Taupo]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (0:49) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for James Taupo who made 50,000 streams on Spotify.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Alexander and Nesa|Alexander and Nesa]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (0:32) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Nesa from Alexander, Chris wishes both Alexander and Nesa a happy Valentine's Day.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Advice for Amelio Castillo|Advice for Amelio Castillo]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (0:36) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Amelio Castillo's Super Bowl party.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Valentine's Day from Jacob|Valentine's Day from Jacob]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (0:43) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo from Jacob wishing a happy Valentine's Day for Duane and the Stroop Brothers.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#First Date Anniversary|First Date Anniversary]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (1:20) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for the 29th Anniversary of Duane and Kristi's first date.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Thoughts About Friendship|Thoughts About Friendship]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (2:18) {{Reason}} {{Tragedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Galpals}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris gives his thoughts about friendship.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#For Laurel|For Laurel]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (0:28) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris delivers a message to Laurel from her dad.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Joshypants99 Birthday|Joshypants99 Birthday]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (2:02) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Josh's birthday.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Jared Linder Birthday|Jared Linder Birthday]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (1:34) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Music}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Jared Linder's birthday.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Anniversary and Baby|Anniversary and Baby]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (0:47) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Homos}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Francis Bonnefoy and Arthur Kirkland's anniversary and pregnancy.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Birthday for Brianna|Birthday for Brianna]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (1:29) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo Brianna's birthday, Chris gives some inspirational words.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Advice for Steven|Advice for Steven]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (1:34) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo of Chris trying to give advice to Steven.

*'''[[February 2026 Cameo videos#Dimensional Merge Question|Dimensional Merge Question]]''' ''4 [[February 2026]]'' (1:28) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris answers a question about the dimensional merge.

*'''[[5 February 2026 Cameo videos#Roast for The Hootenanny (my group of friends)|Roast for The Hootenanny (my group of friends)]]''' ''5 [[February 2026]]'' (0:41) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for The Hootenanny.

*'''[[5 February 2026 Cameo videos#Roast for Jerry|Roast for Jerry]]''' ''5 [[February 2026]]'' (1:31) {{Reason}} {{Rage}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo to roast Jerry.

*'''[[5 February 2026 Cameo videos#Favorite Sonichu Story|Favorite Sonichu Story]]''' ''5 [[February 2026]]'' (1:28) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Comics}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris answers a question about his favorite Sonichu story.

*'''[[5 February 2026 Cameo videos#Other for Devon & Austin|Other for Devon & Austin]]''' ''5 [[February 2026]]'' (1:25) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Devon and Austins' 100th episode of their WTF Podcast and Chris gives advice to Austin in finding a sweetheart.

*'''[[5 February 2026 Cameo videos#Other for Shut up Tyler|Other for Shut up Tyler]]''' ''5 [[February 2026]]'' (1:01) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Video games}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris rejects the invitation from Tyler to participate in his event called Luigi Day.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 3]]''' ''6 [[February 2026]]'' (1:08:27) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 3.5 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Commodore 64 Ultimate Review Part 2 - Real Retro Gaming]]''' ''7 [[February 2026]]'' (54:15) {{Reason}} {{Video games}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reviews and plays the Commodore 64 Ultimate.

*'''[[7 February 2026 Cameo videos#Happy Holidays for Liam's Friends|Happy Holidays for Liam's Friends]]''' ''7 [[February 2026]]'' (0:50) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo wishing Happy Holidays for Liam's friends.

*'''[[7 February 2026 Cameo videos#Jared Bates Birthday|Jared Bates Birthday]]''' ''7 [[February 2026]]'' (0:38) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Jared Bates's birthday.

*'''[[7 February 2026 Cameo videos#Julia Birthday|Julia Birthday]]''' ''7 [[February 2026]]'' (0:57) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Julia's birthday.

*'''[[7 February 2026 Cameo videos#Fathers Day|Fathers Day]]''' ''7 [[February 2026]]'' (0:56) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo from Darian to his father David wishing him a happy Fathers Day.

*'''[[7 February 2026 Cameo videos#Roasting Noah Powley|Roasting Noah Powley]]''' ''7 [[February 2026]]'' (1:30) {{Reason}} {{Comedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris tries to comedically roast Noah Powley.

*'''[[From Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5.]]''' ''7 [[February 2026]]'' (1:46) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Clip of Chris reading Act 6.5 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[8 February 2026 Cameo videos#Advice for Juicy|Advice for Juicy]]''' ''8 [[February 2026]]'' (3:15) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris does a tarot reading for Juicy without being asked.

*'''[[9 February 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Gets Confused|Chris Gets Confused]]''' ''9 [[February 2026]]'' (4:15) {{Crazy}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris gets confused about Jerry's marriage.

*'''[[9 February 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Gets Clarity|Chris Gets Clarity]]''' ''9 [[February 2026]]'' (2:20) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo after Chris gets clarification on the situation with Jerry.

*'''[[9 February 2026 Cameo videos#Krissy's Birthday|Krissy's Birthday]]''' ''9 [[February 2026]]'' (0:30) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Krissy's (fictional character) birthday.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 4]]''' ''9 [[February 2026]]'' (39:26) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 3.5 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 4 (video)]]''' ''11 [[February 2026]]'' (53:56) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 4 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Inspiration from Luann by Greg Evans]]''' ''11 [[February 2026]]'' (8:08) {{Reason}} {{Smug}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads ''Luann'' newspaper comic strips and talks about how it inspired him to write "Chaos Crystal Control".

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 5]]''' ''13 [[February 2026]]'' (1:21:03) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 5 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[HarmonyCon]]''' ''13 [[February 2026]]'' {{Rage}} {{Convention}} Chris gets kicked from HarmonyCon.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6]]''' ''14 [[February 2026]]'' (28:17) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 6 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[14 February 2026 Cameo videos#Birthday for Maurice|Birthday for Maurice]]''' ''14 [[February 2026]]'' (0:54) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Maurice's birthday.

*'''[[14 February 2026 Cameo videos#Valentine's Day for Steven|Valentine's Day for Steven]]''' ''14 [[February 2026]]'' (1:35) {{Reason}} {{Tragedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo Valentine's Day message for Steven who is hospitalized.

*'''[[14 February 2026 Cameo videos#Valentine's Day for Joshua Luke Baldwin|Valentine's Day for Joshua Luke Baldwin]]''' ''14 [[February 2026]]'' (0:53) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo Valentine's Day message for Joshua Luke Baldwin.

*'''[[14 February 2026 Cameo videos#Birthday for Elliott|Birthday for Elliott]]''' ''14 [[February 2026]]'' (0:35) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Elliott's birthday.

*'''[[14 February 2026 Cameo videos#Birthday for Kellen|Birthday for Kellen]]''' ''14 [[February 2026]]'' (0:45) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Kellen's birthday.

*'''[[14 February 2026 Cameo videos#Valentine's Day for Kyle|Valentine's Day for Kyle]]''' ''14 [[February 2026]]'' (1:01) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo Valentine's Day message for Kyle.

*'''[[14 February 2026 Cameo videos#Valentine's Day for Brianna|Valentine's Day for Brianna]]''' ''14 [[February 2026]]'' (1:15) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo Valentine's Day message for Brianna.

*'''[[14 February 2026 Cameo videos#Ricky|Ricky]]''' ''14 [[February 2026]]'' (1:27) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Ricky Berwick.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5, Part 1]]''' ''16 [[February 2026]]'' (46:38) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 6.5 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[16 February 2026 Cameo videos#Greg's Birthday|Greg's Birthday]]''' ''16 [[February 2026]]'' (0:27) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris sings to Greg for his birthday.

*'''[[16 February 2026 Cameo videos#Johnny Munoz's Birthday|Johnny Munoz's Birthday]]''' ''16 [[February 2026]]'' (0:43) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Homos}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Johnny Munoz's Birthday and 6 months anniversary for his and Justice's relationship.

*'''[[16 February 2026 Cameo videos#Ryan is Engaged|Ryan is Engaged]]''' ''16 [[February 2026]]'' (1:08) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris gives advice for Ryan's engagement.

*'''[[16 February 2026 Cameo videos#Pep Talk for Andrew|Pep Talk for Andrew]]''' ''16 [[February 2026]]'' (1:09) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris encourages Andrew.

*'''[[16 February 2026 Cameo videos#Go Sports Team!|Go Sports Team!]]''' ''16 [[February 2026]]'' (1:04) {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris cheers on an a sports team.

*'''[[Chaos Crystal Control - Frequently Asked Question: Why do I refer to Sonichu Prime as Son]]''' ''17 [[February 2026]]'' (2:50) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} Clip of Chris reading an excerpt from his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5, Part 2]]''' ''18 [[February 2026]]'' (42:57) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 6.5 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[I Reiterate‎‎]]''' ''18 [[February 2026]]'' (3:58) {{Rage}} {{Smug}} {{Sex}} {{Rumors}} {{Trollsicon}} {{convention}} {{Incest}} {{Revelations}} Chris mad that he was kicked from HarmonyCon, reiterates his innocence in regards to his [[Affair with Mother|incestuous affair with his mother]].

*'''[[Ultimate Miracle Prelude]]''' ''18 [[February 2026]]'' (0:35) {{Crazy}} {{Reality}} Chris cleanses the entire earth pretending to be God.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5, Part 3]]''' ''20 [[February 2026]]'' (55:29) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 6.5 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 7, Part 1‎]]''' ''21 [[February 2026]]'' (1:26:47) {{Reason}} {{Rage}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 7 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 7, Part 2]]''' ''23 [[February 2026]]'' (54:49) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 7 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 8]]''' ''24 [[February 2026]]'' (1:29:14) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{Flutter}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris reads Act 8 of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Spiritual Love Day, February 24]]''' ''24 [[February 2026]]'' (4:41) {{Crazy}} {{Smug}} {{Other}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris celebrates his made up holiday "spiritual love day".

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Epilogue]]''' ''27 [[February 2026]]'' (30:02) {{Rage}} {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Racism}} {{Revelations}} Chris complains about getting facial hair and people interpreting his speech at HarmonyCon as him saying "white power" and then reads the epilogue of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

==March 2026==

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 1]]''' ''6 [[March 2026]]'' (35:00) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} Chris reads Act Plus of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 2, Crystal - 1]]''' ''18 [[February 2026]] (leaked: 13 [[March 2026]])'' (47:45) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{Leaked}} Chris reads Act Plus of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 3, Crystal - 2]]''' ''18 [[February 2026]] (leaked: 13 [[March 2026]])'' (59:25) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{Leaked}} Chris reads Act Plus of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 4, Liquidchu's Arrogance]]''' ''18 [[February 2026]] (leaked: 13 [[March 2026]])'' (1:06:31) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{Leaked}} Chris reads Act Plus of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 5, Ultimate Miracle Chaos Control]]''' ''18 [[February 2026]] (leaked: 13 [[March 2026]])'' (18:31) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{Leaked}} Chris reads Act Plus of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story.

*'''[[C-Log 03182026]]''' ''18 [[March 2026]]'' (31:23) {{Tragedy}} {{Rage}} {{Reason}} {{autism}} {{trollsicon}} {{sex}} {{television}} {{Galpals}} {{convention}} {{theclassic4.0}} Chris complains about various things.

*'''[[19 March 2026 Cameo videos#Late Valentine's for Natalie|Late Valentine's for Natalie]]''' ''19 [[March 2026]]'' (0:39) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Video games}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Late Valentine's Day Cameo for Natalie and congratulating her for unlocking Funky Kong in Mario Kart Wii.

*'''[[19 March 2026 Cameo videos#Steve Couch's Birthday|Steve Couch's Birthday]]''' ''19 [[March 2026]]'' (0:39) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Steve Couch's birthday.

*'''[[19 March 2026 Cameo videos#Cali's Belated Birthday|Cali's Belated Birthday]]''' ''19 [[March 2026]]'' (1:07) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Homos}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Cali's belated birthday.

*'''[[19 March 2026 Cameo videos#Persona Roast|Persona Roast]]''' ''19 [[March 2026]]'' (0:46) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Video games}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo to roast Alex for liking [[Persona]] 4 over 3 and 5.

*'''[[19 March 2026 Cameo videos#Liam Anniversary|Liam Anniversary]]''' ''19 [[March 2026]]'' (0:39) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Morven and Liam's anniversary.

*'''[[19 March 2026 Cameo videos#AI Suck|AI Suck]]''' ''19 [[March 2026]]'' (1:07) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Music}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris sings an anti-AI song for Devon.

*'''[[19 March 2026 Cameo videos#Matthew's Birthday|Matthew's Birthday]]''' ''19 [[March 2026]]'' (1:13) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Matthew's birthday.

*'''[[19 March 2026 Cameo videos#Pep Talk for ALyssa|Pep Talk for ALyssa]]''' ''19 [[March 2026]]'' (0:51) {{Comedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo Pep Talk for Alyssa.

*'''[[19 March 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Talks About HarmonyCon|Chris Talks About HarmonyCon]]''' ''19 [[March 2026]]'' (3:38) {{Reason}} {{Tragedy}} {{Marketing}} {{convention}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris talks about what happened at HarmonyCon.

*'''[[20 March 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Talks About Electrolysis|Chris Talks About Electrolysis]]''' ''20 [[March 2026]]'' (1:20) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris talks about getting electrolysis.

*'''[[20 March 2026 Cameo videos#John's Birthday|John's Birthday]]''' ''20 [[March 2026]]'' (0:51) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Video games}} {{Business}} Cameo for John's birthday.

*'''[[20 March 2026 Cameo videos#A Joke Video for Josh|A Joke Video for Josh]]''' ''20 [[March 2026]]'' (0:41) {{Comedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo joke video for Josh.

*'''Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 2, Crystal - 1''' (''second version'') ''20 [[March 2026]]'' (45:40) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} {{Leaked}} Chris reads Act Plus of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story. Chris deleted ''Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 2, Crystal - 1'' and uploaded this version unlisted.

*'''Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 2, Crystal - 1''' (''third version'') ''20 [[March 2026]]'' (47:11) {{Reason}} {{Comics}} {{Revelations}} Chris reads Act Plus of his "Chaos Crystal Control" Sonichu story. Chris deleted the second version of ''Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 2, Crystal - 1'' and uploaded this version.

*'''[[Love Is Love (Not You've Been Pwned)]]''' ''21 [[March 2026]]'' Cameo: (4:03) YouTube: (4:41) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Music}} {{Homos}} {{Business}} Chris sings his ''Love Is Love (Not You've Been Pwned)'' song for a Cameo.

*'''[[21 March 2026 Cameo videos#Cami The GOAT|Cami The GOAT]]''' ''21 [[March 2026]]'' (0:21) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris is told to call Cami the GOAT. GOAT is an acronym for "greatest of all time", however Chris thinks it is an inside joke.

*'''[[24 March 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Complains About The Real Blue Heart|Chris Complains About The Real Blue Heart]]''' ''24 [[March 2026]]'' (2:39) {{Tragedy}} {{Rage}} {{Crazy}} {{Marketing}} {{Video games}} {{Reality}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo where Chris talks about his week and complains about the Hyperdimension Neptunia character Ciel supposedly taking his moniker.

*'''[[24 March 2026 Cameo videos#Keep Up The Good Work Sam|Keep Up The Good Work Sam]]''' ''24 [[March 2026]]'' (1:03) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo of Chris telling Sam to keep up with the good work.

*'''[[24 March 2026 Cameo videos#Matthew's Birthday from Eric|Matthew's Birthday from Eric]]''' ''24 [[March 2026]]'' (1:07) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} {{theclassic4.0}} Cameo for Matthew's birthday.

*'''[[25 March 2026 Cameo videos#Congratulations On Qualifying For The Nationals|Congratulations On Qualifying For The Nationals]]''' ''25 [[March 2026]]'' (0:46) {{Reason}} {{Comedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo of Chris congratulating Stevie for qualifying for the nationals.

*'''[[26 March 2026 Cameo videos#Sonic Empire On 9b9t|Sonic Empire On 9b9t]]''' ''26 [[March 2026]]'' (0:52) {{Reason}} {{Comedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Video games}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris shouts out Soniccc06 and his faction Sonic Empire on the Minecraft survival anarchy server 9b9t.

*'''[[26 March 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Sings Happy Anniversary from The Flintstones|Chris Sings Happy Anniversary from The Flintstones]]''' ''26 [[March 2026]]'' (1:25) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Music}} {{Television}} {{Business}} Cameo for Marx and Erin's anniversary, Chris sings Happy Anniversary from The Flintstones.

*'''[[26 March 2026 Cameo videos#Shoutout to Froggy's Friends|Shoutout to Froggy's Friends]]''' ''26 [[March 2026]]'' (1:33) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Homos}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris gives a shoutout to all of Froggy's friends.

*'''[[26 March 2026 Cameo videos#Shaylynn's Birthday|Shaylynn's Birthday]]''' ''26 [[March 2026]]'' (1:45) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Homos}} {{Business}} Cameo for Shaylynn's birthday.

*'''[[27 March 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Plays The Gitar of Fail|Chris Plays The Gitar of Fail]]''' ''27 [[March 2026]]'' (1:49) {{Comedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Music}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris plays the Gitar of Fail and adlibs a song.

*'''[[27 March 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Does A Wrestler Impression|Chris Does A Wrestler Impression]]''' ''27 [[March 2026]]'' (0:29) {{Comedy}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris does a wrestler impression.

*'''[[28 March 2026 Cameo videos#Carly's Birthday|Carly's Birthday]]''' ''28 [[March 2026]]'' (0:59) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Carly's birthday.

*'''[[Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]]''' ''28 [[March 2026]]'' (4:16:58) {{Reason}} {{Video games}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Reality}} {{Live}} Chris plays Mewgenics while answering questions and receiving donations. Chris pretends to be Scarlet LaRose for a short amount of time.

*'''[[28 March 2026 Cameo videos#Brennen Rippie's Birthday and Dimensional Merge Explained|Brennen Rippie's Birthday and Dimensional Merge Explained]]''' ''28 [[March 2026]]'' (1:09) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Brennen Rippie's birthday and Chris briefly explains the dimensional merge.

*'''[[CLog - 03222026 - Announcement from Scarlet LaRose]]''' ''29 [[March 2026]]'' (5:24) {{Rage}} {{Tragedy}} {{Crazy}} {{Video games}} {{Reality}} Chris complains about the Hyperdimension Neptunia character Ciel supposedly taking his moniker and demands <s>Sega</s> Idea Factory to change the color of Ciel's blue <s>arms</s> heart.

*'''[[29 March 2026 Cameo videos#Kyle's Birthday|Kyle's Birthday]]''' ''29 [[March 2026]]'' (0:48) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Kyle's birthday.

*'''[[30 March 2026 Cameo videos#Lilly's Birthday|Lilly's Birthday]]''' ''30 [[March 2026]]'' (0:43) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Lilly's birthday.

*'''[[31 March 2026 Cameo videos#Matt's Birthday|Matt's Birthday]]''' ''31 [[March 2026]]'' (0:38) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Matt's birthday.

*'''[[31 March 2026 Cameo videos#Samuel M. Carlson|Samuel M. Carlson]]''' ''31 [[March 2026]]'' (2:16) {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Samuel M. Carlson's birthday, they also made Chris say a bunch of random references.

*'''[[31 March 2026 Cameo videos#Happy Easter to the Snail Catholic Snurch|Happy Easter to the Snail Catholic Snurch]]''' ''31 [[March 2026]]'' (1:08) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris wishes a happy easter to the Snail Catholic Snurch(Chris mispronounces Catholic) and provides some wisdom and insight.

==April 2026==

*'''[[1 April 2026 Cameo videos#Shoutout to Ashley's D&D Group|Shoutout to Ashley's D&D Group]]''' ''1 [[April 2026]]'' (0:40) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris gives a shoutout to Ashley Beasley's Dungeons and Dragons group.

*'''[[CLog 04012026 - A Confession]]''' ''1 [[April 2026]]'' (0:31) {{Smug}} {{Comedy}} {{Trollsicon}} Chris makes us think he is confessing to something, but it was an April Fool's joke, because Chris would never be transparent on anything.

*'''[[1 April 2026 Cameo videos#Juan Is Deployed In The Navy|Juan Is Deployed In The Navy]]''' ''1 [[April 2026]]'' (0:40) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Cameo for Juan who is deployed in the navy.

*'''[[2 April 2026 Cameo videos#Hailey and Parker Birthday|Hailey and Parker Birthday]]''' ''2 [[April 2026]]'' (0:53) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Hailey and Parker who are twins.

*'''[[2 April 2026 Cameo videos#Stevie's Birthday|Stevie's Birthday]]''' ''2 [[April 2026]]'' (0:34) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Stevie.

*'''[[2 April 2026 Cameo videos#Frank's Birthday|Frank's Birthday]]''' ''2 [[April 2026]]'' (0:39) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Business}} Birthday Cameo for Frank.

*'''[[2 April 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Sings The Joker by Steve Miller Band|Chris Sings The Joker by Steve Miller Band]]''' ''2 [[April 2026]]'' (4:02) {{Reason}} {{Marketing}} {{Music}} {{Business}} Cameo where Chris was commissioned to sing ''The Joker'' by Steve Miller Band.

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2 April 2026 Cameo videos

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This page lists [[Cameo]] videos that Chris was paid to do, released 2 [[April 2026]].

==Hailey and Parker Birthday==
Tagged as "Birthday for Hailey Paul"<ref>https://www.cameo.com/jchristchansp/feed/69ce877e2acc21a134492041</ref>
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| name = Hailey and Parker Birthday
| video = {{#ev:youtube|}}
| stardate = 2 [[April 2026]]
| subject = {{Marketing|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt =
| other =
| previous = [[1 April 2026 Cameo videos#Juan Is Deployed In The Navy|Juan Is Deployed In The Navy]]
| next = [[2 April 2026 Cameo videos#Stevie's Birthday|Stevie's Birthday]]
}}

==Stevie's Birthday==
Tagged as "Birthday for Stevie"<ref>https://www.cameo.com/jchristchansp/feed/69ce9205d80cc871a03faaba</ref>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Stevie's Birthday
| video = {{#ev:youtube|}}
| stardate = 2 [[April 2026]]
| subject = {{Marketing|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt =
| other =
| previous = [[2 April 2026 Cameo videos#Hailey and Parker Birthday|Hailey and Parker Birthday]]
| next = [[2 April 2026 Cameo videos#Frank's Birthday|Frank's Birthday]]
}}

==Frank's Birthday==
Tagged as "Birthday for Frank"<ref>https://www.cameo.com/jchristchansp/feed/69ced1180e558e89b071d8a9</ref>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Frank's Birthday
| video = {{#ev:youtube|}}
| stardate = 2 [[April 2026]]
| subject = {{Marketing|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt =
| other =
| previous = [[2 April 2026 Cameo videos#Stevie's Birthday|Stevie's Birthday]]
| next = [[2 April 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Sings The Joker by Steve Miller Band|Chris Sings The Joker by Steve Miller Band]]
}}

==Chris Sings The Joker by Steve Miller Band==
Tagged as "for Jack"<ref>https://www.cameo.com/jchristchansp/feed/69cefdb7297debba5895c448</ref>
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| name = Chris Sings The Joker by Steve Miller Band
| video = {{#ev:youtube|}}
| stardate = 2 [[April 2026]]
| subject = {{Marketing|text}}, {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt =
| other =
| previous = [[2 April 2026 Cameo videos#Frank's Birthday|Frank's Birthday]]
| next =
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{{References}}
{{Paid Videos}}
{{Music Videos}}
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2026]]

1 April 2026 Cameo videos

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CLog 04012026 - A Confession

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April 2026

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