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Update 02/16/2016

2016-02-17T17:52:59Z

MatthewW7:

'''Update 2/16/2016''' is a video created by [[Christian|Chris]] on 16/2/2016.

==Description==
{{quotebox|http://www.etsy.com/shop/CwcvilleShop...

Free #4 Book with CWC Figure Purchase (or Graduon or Slaweel) with Coupon Code: FEB241982

Couples and BFF Figure Specials extended to February 29, 2016.}}

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Update 2/16/2016
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ix0gk5C589Y}}
| stardate = 17 [[February 2016]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Website|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = Black Google Shirt
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[Welcome to the LGBTQ Group, Julia]]
}}

== Transcription ==

Hello everybody, good day. Welcome to the Cwcville guardian channel, the official and main source for everything [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] and the (???) Virginia. And myself, Christine Weston Chandler, the past now Christian Weston Chandler.

Uh.. so yeah, this time we're doing a few updates.. of which, um.. among.. among which tuh.. definitely make the, uh.. gift of the Playstation 4 console and the camera.. to make more appealing. I still ge- I'll still- I'm still offering the five hundred dollar voucher which I could defiddedly uh personally guarantee delivery as such. Now all that, we take a look at my history, I have been able to fulfill most every order within the amount of time- very much since I started on eBay and more recently I put a shop on Etsy.

'''Chris pauses briefly, reaching for a case containing Little Big Planet 3.'''

And, uh.. also.. ahh.. Let's do this! Alright. They will be playing 3 the first video I live ''stream'' to my Playstation ''Four'' after I get it. I'll comment on the autism tutorial, all seven parts, that's counting the extra. To the Playstation 4 version of Little Big Planet 3. And after I figure out the livestreaming and everything ''more authentic'' than.. the other.. tranny. Let's just leave it at that. Hmm (''Chris mumbles something under his breath'') jeez. Anyways, so- Playstation 4! Fivefour five hundred dollar Playstation Four and.. PS4 camera. Four five hundred dollar voucher. That first video being livestreamed of commentary on the autism tutorial.

'''Chris sets the case down on the desk, before reaching for the Playstation Vita and turning it's screen towards the camera.'''

Aaand speaking of Playstation let's talk a little bit about the Vita. I know they sayin lately in the stores that this poor thing is still.. very functional between on the Playstation 4 and 3 with the remote play and everything. And there's still software coming out.. for the Vita. So ''whahh'' iss.. the software and the Vita system getting pretty much the bum's rush.. defiddedly everywhere. I even found one.. in a.. short the distance [[GameStop]] nearby.. recently. So.. bring back some more bring back Vita software! Don't give it the bum's rush! Keep it new, keep it fresh! Keep it real! ... Alright? And also a fun fact: If Nintendo had not refused Play-.. Sony's offer on that CD- uhh addatation to the Super Nintendo, there wouldn't be a Playstation. It's.. or, there might not be. Otherwise if they had, it might have been (''voice becomes high pitched'')Nintendo Playstation! Whee! Hm..(''voice returns to Fem Chris'') Could you imagine the eShop and the Playstation shop being the same way? Heh.. Amiibo functionality!

'''Chris taps the surface of his custom [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] amiibo to the screen of his Playstation Vita, emitting no response from the console.'''

On the Vita, wouldn't have been something. (''Chris quietly hums.'') I kid, I kid, I just a little bit uh.. hm, what else, what else. Oh yeah, uh among the offers on the.. quick bill shopping.

'''Chris holds up his custom [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] amiibo up to the camera.'''

Still.. going on for a little while longer: the Couples Specials those sets for a discounted price. For the two, for the multiple figures- more than one. Still going up for a limited time. And to, uh..

'''Chris sets the amiibo back onto the desk. He reaches out of view, before reaching back and showing a solid three ring binder with more amiibo on top of it. He sets the amiibo down on the desk.'''

(''under his breath'')We gotta rearrange them, here..

'''Chris shows the front of the binder, which has an atrocious drawing of Christian and the Sonichu logo overhead.'''

Right. Before the, uh ...

'''Chris opens the binder, showing the first page. The drawing is the same.'''

... the collaboration of all those sub episodes plus the few new ones to end that set is available on my- is available for print and distribution and everything.

'''Chris closes the binder, setting it under the desk.'''

But I have a special offer extended only up to from now to March 17th. Hmm.. buy any.. figure or ''figures''.. of myself.. including but not limited to the, uh.. current me, as well as the old me- short, or tall. I'd definitely recommend going for the spend the extra twenty bucks to get the little chip that picture ''my Mii''. Cause you don't want to end up playing against a Link or a Toon Link. Yeah, between those and the.. Yeah I knew there was (''incomprehensible gibberish'') ... the three pack featuring me and.. Christian and Sonichu or.. me and my parents! And also avai- and also available for that, uh.. purchasing either [[Mary_Lee_Walsh|Slaweel Ryam]] or [[Count Graduon]] as they are featured in the book as well. [[Jerkops]] and [[Janekops]] do not apply for this offer! There is a coupon code which is simply my birthdate: FEB241982.. to get free book #4 with purchase of my pi-- my pictures of my figures. Of.. you know, me, my family, as well as Slaweel, and Graduon. Between those and the book, they must be in the cart at the same time for the coupon code to work. Feb.. 24.. 1982. And I'll be sure to have the links and that typed up in the description below this video.

(''mumbles under his breath'')Hm.. anything else I want to bring up..

Um.. (''voice cracks'')alright, well we can tata(?) takes a little bit, I mean.. I hah.. sincerely p-pray and hope that Hillary Clinton will.. still be in the running for President on the upcoming elections, cause.. I definitely would apply for Sarah Palin.. back in eight years ago.. 2008. That she had still been running. But now I have to end up choosing between McCain and Obama.. and I watched both their documentaries and ended up with Obama cause I felt he was.. relatable.. the sense of his suffering and everything.. I could feel for that as well. But.. I feel like American needs a woman's touch finally after all these years.. So.. Hillary Clinton! Stay in the polls! We want you for President! I want you for President! Cause if you're not running, I'd have to vote for the other.. males.

'''Chris shakes his head.'''

I got nothing against them personally but, still. Thissa- This nation needs a woman's touch. And.. (''brief pause, staring into space'') that's about all I have on my mind right now, thank you very much and have a good and safe day everyone.. so, yeah. Couple's Special still going on.. Free book with the purchase of.. me. And, uh.. Send me a PS4 and camera for that 500 dollar voucher. And the first video will be the autism video tutorial commentary.. personally. Thank you very much. Have a good day.
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Template:ListOfVideos/2016

2016-02-17T17:44:16Z

MatthewW7:

*'''[[Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement.]]''' ''06 [[January 2016]]'' (0:50) {{Sex}} {{Homos}} {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} Chris transparently tries to net himself china by announcing a sleepover at his house.

*'''[[Update 01/12/2016]]''' ''12 [[January 2016]]'' (3:09) {{Trollsicon}} {{Rage}} {{Tragedy}} Chris pouts enviously because someone else is holding a lesbian sleepover party.

*'''[[Update 1/17/2016]]''' ''17 [[January 2016]]'' (2:01) {{Trollsicon}} {{Tragedy}} Chris passive-aggressively expresses his rage and envy about Francine Ouzuo having a lesbian slumber party exactly like his

*'''[[Update, 1/22/2016, and new items for Cwcville Shopping.]]''' ''22 [[January 2016]]'' (6:11) {{Reason}} Chris discusses a few new items for his Etsy shop.
*'''[[Update 1/25/2016]]''' ''25 [[January 2016]]'' (2:03) {{Reason}} Chris claims snow is delaying delivery of orders, and reads a poem sent in by a fan.
*'''[[Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever]]''' ''25 [[January 2016]]'' (2:50) {{Reason}} Chris clarifies that he is not, in fact, PewDiePie.

*'''[[Apologies for offending people]]''' ''12 [[February 2016]]'' 3:38 {{Tragedy}} Chris apologizes for offending people. To whom he's actually apologizing to is unknown.

*'''[[Welcome to the LGBTQ Group, Julia]]''' ''16 [[February 2016]]'' 0:51 {{Reason}} {{Homos}} Chris welcomes Julia to the LGBTQ group.

*'''[[Update 02/16/2016]]''' ''16 [[February 2016]]'' 7:24 {{Reason}} Chris talks about how he plans on doing a livestream if someone gives him a PS4.

Template:ListOfVideos/2016

2016-02-17T17:43:56Z

MatthewW7:

*'''[[Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement.]]''' ''06 [[January 2016]]'' (0:50) {{Sex}} {{Homos}} {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} Chris transparently tries to net himself china by announcing a sleepover at his house.

*'''[[Update 01/12/2016]]''' ''12 [[January 2016]]'' (3:09) {{Trollsicon}} {{Rage}} {{Tragedy}} Chris pouts enviously because someone else is holding a lesbian sleepover party.

*'''[[Update 1/17/2016]]''' ''17 [[January 2016]]'' (2:01) {{Trollsicon}} {{Tragedy}} Chris passive-aggressively expresses his rage and envy about Francine Ouzuo having a lesbian slumber party exactly like his

*'''[[Update, 1/22/2016, and new items for Cwcville Shopping.]]''' ''22 [[January 2016]]'' (6:11) {{Reason}} Chris discusses a few new items for his Etsy shop.
*'''[[Update 1/25/2016]]''' ''25 [[January 2016]]'' (2:03) {{Reason}} Chris claims snow is delaying delivery of orders, and reads a poem sent in by a fan.
*'''[[Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever]]''' ''25 [[January 2016]]'' (2:50) {{Reason}} Chris clarifies that he is not, in fact, PewDiePie.

*'''[[Apologies for offending people]]''' ''12 [[February 2016]]'' 3:38 {{Tragedy}} Chris apologizes for offending people. To whom he's actually apologizing to is unknown.

*'''[[Welcome to the LGBTQ Group, Julia]]''' ''16 [[February 2016]]'' 0:51 {{Reason}} {{Homos}} Chris welcomes Julia to the LGBTQ group.

*'''[[Update 02/16/2016]]''' ''16 [[February 2016]]'' 7:24 {{Reason}} Chris talks about how he plans on doing a livestream if someone gives him a PS4.

Welcome to the LGBTQ Group, Julia

2016-02-17T17:40:31Z

MatthewW7:

'''Welcome to the LGBTQ Group, Julia''' is a video created by [[Christian|Chris]] on 2/16/2016.

==Description==
{{quotebox|
via YouTube Capture}}

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
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| video = {{#ev:youtube|vUrqiG6UiLE}}
| stardate = 16 [[February 2016]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Homos|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = Black Google Shirt
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[Apologies for offending people]]
| next = [[Update 02/16/2016]]
}}

== Transcript ==

'''Loud music is playing, dominant over Chris's voice.'''

Hello, everybody! This here's a special video going out to.. Julia. Friend of a friend who.. (''??'') ... suggested I do this video but anyway. So, Julia! I understand you're be- you're coming- ma- you're come, you're transitioning, coming out as a lesbian transwoman. Good for you. Anyway. Yeah. (''?'') wishes you a good luck on your transition very much. And from me, I say: welcome to the group! Huh? The group. ''The'' group! Of us: the LGBTQ! Good luck with that. And have a great and safe day. Julia.

Welcome to the LGBTQ Group, Julia

2016-02-17T17:39:53Z

MatthewW7: Created page with "'''Welcome to the LGBTQ Group, Julia''' is a video created by Chris on 2/16/2016. ==Description== {{quotebox| via YouTube Capture}} == Video == {{Infobox/video..."

'''Welcome to the LGBTQ Group, Julia''' is a video created by [[Christian|Chris]] on 2/16/2016.

==Description==
{{quotebox|
via YouTube Capture}}

== Video ==
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| video = {{#ev:youtube|vUrqiG6UiLE}}
| stardate = 16 [[February 2016]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Homos|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = Black Google Shirt
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[Apologies for offending people]]
| next = [[Update 02/16/2016]]
}}

== Transcript ==

'''Loud music is playing, dominant over Chris's voice.'''

Hello, everybody! This here's a special video going out to.. Julia. Friend of a friend who.. (''??'') ... suggested I do this video but anyway. So, Julia! I understand you're be- you're coming- ma- you're come, you're transitioning, coming out as a lesbian transwoman. Good for you. Anyway. Yeah. (''?'') wishes you a good luck on your transition very much. And from me, I say: welcome to the group! Huh? The group. ''The'' group! Of us: the LGBTQ! Good luck with that. And have a great and safe day. Julia.

Apologies for offending people

2016-02-17T17:31:52Z

MatthewW7:

'''Apologies for offending people''' is a video [[Chris]] released on 12 [[February 2016]] in which he apologises for "offending" people with his [[February 2016 Facebook Posts|childish demand]] for a [[Sony|Playstation 4]] for [[Christian Love Day|his birthday]] he made recently. Who exactly he offended isn't apparent.

The video contains the rarest of things from Chris; an admission of responsibility: "...that's not your problem, it's my problem." This suggests that he has matured a very small degree, and is starting to be comfortable with things being [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|out of his control]]. Unfortunately, he keeps talking, and the sentiment rapidly falls apart. As tradition dictates, the [[Chris and Remorse|apology]] begins with an attempt at a sincere tone but rapidly dissolves into whining, blame-dodging and attempts to play the victim, with Chris equating the ''eight thousand dollars'' of taxpayer money he has spent on video games (many of which he has never even played) to people - gainfully employed people - making micro-transactions on their smartphones, which Chris, as a smartphone owner, probably does himself.

Having apologized for demanding he receive a PS4 before his birthday, he concludes the video by issuing the exact same demand again, and reminds everyone that anybody who indulges him will be richly rewarded with [[copyright]]-infringing poorly made [[Amiibo]]s.

== Description ==
{{quotebox|via YouTube Capture}}
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== Transcript ==
Hello everyone. Fresh update coming to you live from my house here, this is Christine Chandler. Um, well first off, I definitely want to make it clear that... my offer for... my services and merchandise for a [[Playstation|PS4]] console and with the camera for my birthday... Yeah, I did not mean to offend anybody by that. I thought it was a nice offer, you know. A whole lot of work, for value that's, uh, little bit more than price- than retail value of the items. I don't understand- really understand what was so off-putting with that, but I do apologize for offending everybody. And I would also like to apologize, since I'm doing an apology video right now, to every male and people with Asperger's who have... ''[lifts up phone and looks with it]'' Mmm... said hateful things to, and of, in the past. I still have my own personal-- my own subconscious feelings against the majority of the male population, but, that's not your fault- that's not your problem, it's my problem. And it's just in general, I'm still uncomfortable around males, it's... that's just me, it's not any of you. Alright? So, I'm very sorry about all the hurtful things I said in the past to- in regards to the males and people with Asperger's.

[[Harry Potter]] is okay, too. He's okay. I got- don't really have much against him except that he was in competition with [[Pokémon]] so many years ago, but that's a whole different plane right there.

But, I mean, yeah as I said in my [[Facebook]] post, uh, I mean, you should not judge me for [[Chris and money|how much money I've spent on video games]] and whatnot, especially when a lot of you, with a modern touch screen phone. Ya'll must have spent at least one dollar on impulse, on your app-store games and whatever. I mean nobo-- I mean, we're all guilty of doing something as impulsive. But yeah, I mean- yes, seriously though, I do mean no offense to anybody whatsoever. And I still will- I still- but the offer is still open, you know, as long as I've received the console and the camera... before- preferably before, or on, my birthday which is the 24th of February this year. And I will definitely go through on that, I mean, I picked issuing a voucher because I can't read people's nimes- minds on what they want and this way they get to pick and choose from the store and for what they want in exchange. ''[shrugs]'' I just thought- I'm just trying to do an honest thing, you know. Giving people- giving the person who gives me the gift. You know? I mean- I mean well. I have good intentions, I'm very serious, okay? Mmm. Alright, well, anyway, thank you all for your continuing support and... all that. Have a good, safe day.
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Template:ListOfVideos/2016

2016-02-17T17:24:55Z

MatthewW7:

*'''[[Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement.]]''' ''06 [[January 2016]]'' (0:50) {{Sex}} {{Homos}} {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} Chris transparently tries to net himself china by announcing a sleepover at his house.

*'''[[Update 01/12/2016]]''' ''12 [[January 2016]]'' (3:09) {{Trollsicon}} {{Rage}} {{Tragedy}} Chris pouts enviously because someone else is holding a lesbian sleepover party.

*'''[[Update 1/17/2016]]''' ''17 [[January 2016]]'' (2:01) {{Trollsicon}} {{Tragedy}} Chris passive-aggressively expresses his rage and envy about Francine Ouzuo having a lesbian slumber party exactly like his

*'''[[Update, 1/22/2016, and new items for Cwcville Shopping.]]''' ''22 [[January 2016]]'' (6:11) {{Reason}} Chris discusses a few new items for his Etsy shop.
*'''[[Update 1/25/2016]]''' ''25 [[January 2016]]'' (2:03) {{Reason}} Chris claims snow is delaying delivery of orders, and reads a poem sent in by a fan.
*'''[[Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever]]''' ''25 [[January 2016]]'' (2:50) {{Reason}} Chris clarifies that he is not, in fact, PewDiePie.

*'''[[Update 02/16/2016]]''' ''16 [[February 2016]]'' 7:24 {{Reason}} Chris talks about how he plans on doing a livestream if someone gives him a PS4.

Update 02/16/2016

2016-02-17T11:57:47Z

MatthewW7:

'''Update 2/16/2016''' is a video created by [[Christian|Chris]] on 2/16/2016.

==Description==
{{quotebox|http://www.etsy.com/shop/CwcvilleShop...

Free #4 Book with CWC Figure Purchase (or Graduon or Slaweel) with Coupon Code: FEB241982

Couples and BFF Figure Specials extended to February 29, 2016.}}

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Update 2/16/2016
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ix0gk5C589Y}}
| stardate = 17 [[February 2016]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Website|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = Black Google Shirt
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[Welcome to the LGBTQ Group, Julia]]
}}

== Transcription ==

Hello everybody, good day. Welcome to the Cwcville guardian channel, the official and main source for everything [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] and the (???) Virginia. And myself, Christine Weston Chandler, the past now Christian Weston Chandler.

Uh.. so yeah, this time we're doing a few updates.. of which, um.. among.. among which tuh.. definitely make the, uh.. gift of the Playstation 4 console and the camera.. to make more appealing. I still ge- I'll still- I'm still offering the five hundred dollar voucher which I could defiddedly uh personally guarantee delivery as such. Now all that, we take a look at my history, I have been able to fulfill most every order within the amount of time- very much since I started on eBay and more recently I put a shop on Etsy.

'''Chris pauses briefly, reaching for a case containing Little Big Planet 3.'''

And, uh.. also.. ahh.. Let's do this! Alright. They will be playing 3 the first video I live ''stream'' to my Playstation ''Four'' after I get it. I'll comment on the autism tutorial, all seven parts, that's counting the extra. To the Playstation 4 version of Little Big Planet 3. And after I figure out the livestreaming and everything ''more authentic'' than.. the other.. tranny. Let's just leave it at that. Hmm (''Chris mumbles something under his breath'') jeez. Anyways, so- Playstation 4! Fivefour five hundred dollar Playstation Four and.. PS4 camera. Four five hundred dollar voucher. That first video being livestreamed of commentary on the autism tutorial.

'''Chris sets the case down on the desk, before reaching for the Playstation Vita and turning it's screen towards the camera.'''

Aaand speaking of Playstation let's talk a little bit about the Vita. I know they sayin lately in the stores that this poor thing is still.. very functional between on the Playstation 4 and 3 with the remote play and everything. And there's still software coming out.. for the Vita. So ''whahh'' iss.. the software and the Vita system getting pretty much the bum's rush.. defiddedly everywhere. I even found one.. in a.. short the distance [[GameStop]] nearby.. recently. So.. bring back some more bring back Vita software! Don't give it the bum's rush! Keep it new, keep it fresh! Keep it real! ... Alright? And also a fun fact: If Nintendo had not refused Play-.. Sony's offer on that CD- uhh addatation to the Super Nintendo, there wouldn't be a Playstation. It's.. or, there might not be. Otherwise if they had, it might have been (''voice becomes high pitched'')Nintendo Playstation! Whee! Hm..(''voice returns to Fem Chris'') Could you imagine the eShop and the Playstation shop being the same way? Heh.. Amiibo functionality!

'''Chris taps the surface of his custom [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] amiibo to the screen of his Playstation Vita, emitting no response from the console.'''

On the Vita, wouldn't have been something. (''Chris quietly hums.'') I kid, I kid, I just a little bit uh.. hm, what else, what else. Oh yeah, uh among the offers on the.. quick bill shopping.

'''Chris holds up his custom [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] amiibo up to the camera.'''

Still.. going on for a little while longer: the Couples Specials those sets for a discounted price. For the two, for the multiple figures- more than one. Still going up for a limited time. And to, uh..

'''Chris sets the amiibo back onto the desk. He reaches out of view, before reaching back and showing a solid three ring binder with more amiibo on top of it. He sets the amiibo down on the desk.'''

(''under his breath'')We gotta rearrange them, here..

'''Chris shows the front of the binder, which has an atrocious drawing of Christian and the Sonichu logo overhead.'''

Right. Before the, uh ...

'''Chris opens the binder, showing the first page. The drawing is the same.'''

... the collaboration of all those sub episodes plus the few new ones to end that set is available on my- is available for print and distribution and everything.

'''Chris closes the binder, setting it under the desk.'''

But I have a special offer extended only up to from now to March 17th. Hmm.. buy any.. figure or ''figures''.. of myself.. including but not limited to the, uh.. current me, as well as the old me- short, or tall. I'd definitely recommend going for the spend the extra twenty bucks to get the little chip that picture ''my Mii''. Cause you don't want to end up playing against a Link or a Toon Link. Yeah, between those and the.. Yeah I knew there was (''incomprehensible gibberish'') ... the three pack featuring me and.. Christian and Sonichu or.. me and my parents! And also avai- and also available for that, uh.. purchasing either [[Mary_Lee_Walsh|Slaweel Ryam]] or [[Count Graduon]] as they are featured in the book as well. [[Jerkops]] and [[Janekops]] do not apply for this offer! There is a coupon code which is simply my birthdate: FEB241982.. to get free book #4 with purchase of my pi-- my pictures of my figures. Of.. you know, me, my family, as well as Slaweel, and Graduon. Between those and the book, they must be in the cart at the same time for the coupon code to work. Feb.. 24.. 1982. And I'll be sure to have the links and that typed up in the description below this video.

(''mumbles under his breath'')Hm.. anything else I want to bring up..

Um.. (''voice cracks'')alright, well we can tata(?) takes a little bit, I mean.. I hah.. sincerely p-pray and hope that Hillary Clinton will.. still be in the running for President on the upcoming elections, cause.. I definitely would apply for Sarah Palin.. back in eight years ago.. 2008. That she had still been running. But now I have to end up choosing between McCain and Obama.. and I watched both their documentaries and ended up with Obama cause I felt he was.. relatable.. the sense of his suffering and everything.. I could feel for that as well. But.. I feel like American needs a woman's touch finally after all these years.. So.. Hillary Clinton! Stay in the polls! We want you for President! I want you for President! Cause if you're not running, I'd have to vote for the other.. males.

'''Chris shakes his head.'''

I got nothing against them personally but, still. Thissa- This nation needs a woman's touch. And.. (''brief pause, staring into space'') that's about all I have on my mind right now, thank you very much and have a good and safe day everyone.. so, yeah. Couple's Special still going on.. Free book with the purchase of.. me. And, uh.. Send me a PS4 and camera for that 500 dollar voucher. And the first video will be the autism video tutorial commentary.. personally. Thank you very much. Have a good day.
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

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2016-02-17T11:54:52Z

MatthewW7:

User:MatthewW7

2016-02-17T11:49:11Z

MatthewW7: Created page with "I'm Matthew."

I'm Matthew.

Talk:Update 02/16/2016

2016-02-17T11:48:43Z

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This is my first wiki page! If I could get some feedback, that'd be great. Thanks. --[[User:MatthewW7|MatthewW7]] ([[User talk:MatthewW7|talk]]) 11:48, 17 February 2016 (UTC)

Update 02/16/2016

2016-02-17T11:39:40Z

MatthewW7:

'''Update 2/16/2016''' is a video created by [[Christian|Chris]] on 2/16/2016. In this video, it is unknown what the fuck Chris is talking about as he changes the subject quite fluidly over the course of the video. The video's title suggests that it's supposed to be an update, but there is no known reason for it's existence. It serves quite literally no purpose.

==Description==
{{quotebox|http://www.etsy.com/shop/CwcvilleShop...

Free #4 Book with CWC Figure Purchase (or Graduon or Slaweel) with Coupon Code: FEB241982

Couples and BFF Figure Specials extended to February 29, 2016.}}

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Update 2/16/2016
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ix0gk5C589Y}}
| stardate = 17 [[February 2016]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Website|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = Black Google Shirt
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[Welcome to the LGBTQ Group, Julia]]
}}

== Transcription ==

Hello everybody, good day. Welcome to the Cwcville guardian channel, the official and main source for everything [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] and the (???) Virginia. And myself, Christine Weston Chandler, the past now Christian Weston Chandler.

Uh.. so yeah, this time we're doing a few updates.. of which, um.. among.. among which tuh.. definitely make the, uh.. gift of the Playstation 4 console and the camera.. to make more appealing. I still ge- I'll still- I'm still offering the five hundred dollar voucher which I could defiddedly uh personally guarantee delivery as such. Now all that, we take a look at my history, I have been able to fulfill most every order within the amount of time- very much since I started on eBay and more recently I put a shop on Etsy.

'''Chris pauses briefly, reaching for a case containing Little Big Planet 3.'''

And, uh.. also.. ahh.. Let's do this! Alright. They will be playing 3 the first video I live ''stream'' to my Playstation ''Four'' after I get it. I'll comment on the autism tutorial, all seven parts, that's counting the extra. To the Playstation 4 version of Little Big Planet 3. And after I figure out the livestreaming and everything ''more authentic'' than.. the other.. tranny. Let's just leave it at that. Hmm (''Chris mumbles something under his breath'') jeez. Anyways, so- Playstation 4! Fivefour five hundred dollar Playstation Four and.. PS4 camera. Four five hundred dollar voucher. That first video being livestreamed of commentary on the autism tutorial.

'''Chris sets the case down on the desk, before reaching for the Playstation Vita and turning it's screen towards the camera.'''

Aaand speaking of Playstation let's talk a little bit about the Vita. I know they sayin lately in the stores that this poor thing is still.. very functional between on the Playstation 4 and 3 with the remote play and everything. And there's still software coming out.. for the Vita. So ''whahh'' iss.. the software and the Vita system getting pretty much the bum's rush.. defiddedly everywhere. I even found one.. in a.. short the distance [[GameStop]] nearby.. recently. So.. bring back some more bring back Vita software! Don't give it the bum's rush! Keep it new, keep it fresh! Keep it real! ... Alright? And also a fun fact: If Nintendo had not refused Play-.. Sony's offer on that CD- uhh addatation to the Super Nintendo, there wouldn't be a Playstation. It's.. or, there might not be. Otherwise if they had, it might have been (''voice becomes high pitched'')Nintendo Playstation! Whee! Hm..(''voice returns to Fem Chris'') Could you imagine the eShop and the Playstation shop being the same way? Heh.. Amiibo functionality!

'''Chris taps the surface of his custom [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] amiibo to the screen of his Playstation Vita, emitting no response from the console.'''

On the Vita, wouldn't have been something. (''Chris quietly hums.'') I kid, I kid, I just a little bit uh.. hm, what else, what else. Oh yeah, uh among the offers on the.. quick bill shopping.

'''Chris holds up his custom [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] amiibo up to the camera.'''

Still.. going on for a little while longer: the Couples Specials those sets for a discounted price. For the two, for the multiple figures- more than one. Still going up for a limited time. And to, uh..

'''Chris sets the amiibo back onto the desk. He reaches out of view, before reaching back and showing a solid three ring binder with more amiibo on top of it. He sets the amiibo down on the desk.'''

(''under his breath'')We gotta rearrange them, here..

'''Chris shows the front of the binder, which has an atrocious drawing of Christian and the Sonichu logo overhead.'''

Right. Before the, uh ...

'''Chris opens the binder, showing the first page. The drawing is the same.'''

... the collaboration of all those sub episodes plus the few new ones to end that set is available on my- is available for print and distribution and everything.

'''Chris closes the binder, setting it under the desk.'''

But I have a special offer extended only up to from now to March 17th. Hmm.. buy any.. figure or ''figures''.. of myself.. including but not limited to the, uh.. current me, as well as the old me- short, or tall. I'd definitely recommend going for the spend the extra twenty bucks to get the little chip that picture ''my Mii''. Cause you don't want to end up playing against a Link or a Toon Link. Yeah, between those and the.. Yeah I knew there was (''incomprehensible gibberish'') ... the three pack featuring me and.. Christian and Sonichu or.. me and my parents! And also avai- and also available for that, uh.. purchasing either [[Mary_Lee_Walsh|Slaweel Ryam]] or [[Count Graduon]] as they are featured in the book as well. [[Jerkops]] and [[Janekops]] do not apply for this offer! There is a coupon code which is simply my birthdate: FEB241982.. to get free book #4 with purchase of my pi-- my pictures of my figures. Of.. you know, me, my family, as well as Slaweel, and Graduon. Between those and the book, they must be in the cart at the same time for the coupon code to work. Feb.. 24.. 1982. And I'll be sure to have the links and that typed up in the description below this video.

(''mumbles under his breath'')Hm.. anything else I want to bring up..

Um.. (''voice cracks'')alright, well we can tata(?) takes a little bit, I mean.. I hah.. sincerely p-pray and hope that Hillary Clinton will.. still be in the running for President on the upcoming elections, cause.. I definitely would apply for Sarah Palin.. back in eight years ago.. 2008. That she had still been running. But now I have to end up choosing between McCain and Obama.. and I watched both their documentaries and ended up with Obama cause I felt he was.. relatable.. the sense of his suffering and everything.. I could feel for that as well. But.. I feel like American needs a woman's touch finally after all these years.. So.. Hillary Clinton! Stay in the polls! We want you for President! I want you for President! Cause if you're not running, I'd have to vote for the other.. males.

'''Chris shakes his head.'''

I got nothing against them personally but, still. Thissa- This nation needs a woman's touch. And.. (''brief pause, staring into space'') that's about all I have on my mind right now, thank you very much and have a good and safe day everyone.. so, yeah. Couple's Special still going on.. Free book with the purchase of.. me. And, uh.. Send me a PS4 and camera for that 500 dollar voucher. And the first video will be the autism video tutorial commentary.. personally. Thank you very much. Have a good day.
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Update 02/16/2016

2016-02-17T11:38:00Z

MatthewW7:

'''Update 2/16/2016''' is a video created by [[Christian|Chris]] on 2/16/2016. In this video, it is unknown what the fuck Chris is talking about as he changes the subject quite fluidly over the course of the video. The video's title suggests that it's supposed to be an update, but there is no known reason for it's existence. It serves quite literally no purpose.

==Description==
{{quotebox|http://www.etsy.com/shop/CwcvilleShop...

Free #4 Book with CWC Figure Purchase (or Graduon or Slaweel) with Coupon Code: FEB241982

Couples and BFF Figure Specials extended to February 29, 2016.}}

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Update 2/16/2016
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ix0gk5C589Y}}
| stardate = 17 [[February 2016]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Website|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = Black Google Shirt
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[Welcome to the LGBTQ Group, Julia]]
}}

== Transcription ==

Hello everybody, good day. Welcome to the Cwcville guardian channel, the official and main source for everything [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] and the (???) Virginia. And myself, Christine Weston Chandler, the past now Christian Weston Chandler.

Uh.. so yeah, this time we're doing a few updates.. of which, um.. among.. among which uh.. definitely make the, uh.. gift of the Playstation 4 console and the camera.. to make more appealing. I still ge- I'll still- I'm still offering the five hundred dollar voucher which I could defiddedly uh personally guarantee delivery as such. Now all that, we take a look at my history, I have been able to fulfill most every order within the amount of time- very much since I started on eBay and more recently I put a shop on Etsy.

'''Chris pauses briefly, reaching for a case containing Little Big Planet 3.'''

And, uh.. also.. ahh.. Let's do this! Alright. They will be playing 3 the first video I live ''stream'' to my Playstation ''Four'' after I get it. I'll comment on the autism tutorial, all seven parts, that's counting the extra. To the Playstation 4 version of Little Big Planet 3. And after I figure out the livestreaming and everything ''more authentic'' than.. the other.. tranny. Let's just leave it at that. Hmm (''Chris mumbles something under his breath'') jeez. Anyways, so- Playstation 4! Fivefour five hundred dollar Playstation Four and.. PS4 camera. Four five hundred dollar voucher. That first video being livestreamed of commentary on the autism tutorial.

'''Chris sets the case down on the desk, before reaching for the Playstation Vita and turning it's screen towards the camera.'''

Aaand speaking of Playstation let's talk a little bit about the Vita. I know they sayin lately in the stores that this poor thing is still.. very functional between on the Playstation 4 and 3 with the remote play and everything. And there's still software coming out.. for the Vita. So ''whahh'' iss.. the software and the Vita system getting pretty much the bum's rush.. defiddedly everywhere. I even found one.. in a.. short the distance [[GameStop]] nearby.. recently. So.. bring back some more bring back Vita software! Don't give it the bum's rush! Keep it new, keep it fresh! Keep it real! ... Alright? And also a fun fact: If Nintendo had not refused Play-.. Sony's offer on that CD- uhh addatation to the Super Nintendo, there wouldn't be a Playstation. It's.. or, there might not be. Otherwise if they had, it might have been (''voice becomes high pitched'')Nintendo Playstation! Whee! Hm..(''voice returns to Fem Chris'') Could you imagine the eShop and the Playstation shop being the same way? Heh.. Amiibo functionality!

'''Chris taps the surface of his custom [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] amiibo to the screen of his Playstation Vita, emitting no response from the console.'''

On the Vita, wouldn't have been something. (''Chris quietly hums.'') I kid, I kid, I just a little bit uh.. hm, what else, what else. Oh yeah, uh among the offers on the.. quick bill shopping.

'''Chris holds up his custom [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] amiibo up to the camera.'''

Still.. going on for a little while longer: the Couples Specials those sets for a discounted price. For the two, for the multiple figures- more than one. Still going up for a limited time. And to, uh..

'''Chris sets the amiibo back onto the desk. He reaches out of view, before reaching back and showing a solid three ring binder with more amiibo on top of it. He sets the amiibo down on the desk.'''

(''under his breath'')We gotta rearrange them, here..

'''Chris shows the front of the binder, which has an atrocious drawing of Christian and the Sonichu logo overhead.'''

Right. Before the, uh ...

'''Chris opens the binder, showing the first page. The drawing is the same.'''

... the collaboration of all those sub episodes plus the few new ones to end that set is available on my- is available for print and distribution and everything.

'''Chris closes the binder, setting it under the desk.'''

But I have a special offer extended only up to from now to March 17th. Hmm.. buy any.. figure or ''figures''.. of myself.. including but not limited to the, uh.. current me, as well as the old me- short, or tall. I'd definitely recommend going for the spend the extra twenty bucks to get the little chip that picture ''my Mii''. Cause you don't want to end up playing against a Link or a Toon Link. Yeah, between those and the.. Yeah I knew there was (''incomprehensible gibberish'') ... the three pack featuring me and.. Christian and Sonichu or.. me and my parents! And also avai- and also available for that, uh.. purchasing either [[Mary_Lee_Walsh|Slaweel Ryam]] or [[Count Graduon]] as they are featured in the book as well. [[Jerkops]] and [[Janekops]] do not apply for this offer! There is a coupon code which is simply my birthdate: FEB241982.. to get free book #4 with purchase of my pi-- my pictures of my figures. Of.. you know, me, my family, as well as Slaweel, and Graduon. Between those and the book, they must be in the cart at the same time for the coupon code to work. Feb.. 24.. 1982. And I'll be sure to have the links and that typed up in the description below this video.

(''mumbles under his breath'')Hm.. anything else I want to bring up..

Um.. (''voice cracks'')alright, well we can tata(?) takes a little bit, I mean.. I hah.. sincerely p-pray and hope that Hillary Clinton will.. still be in the running for President on the upcoming elections, cause.. I definitely would apply for Sarah Palin.. back in eight years ago.. 2008. That she had still been running. But now I have to end up choosing between McCain and Obama.. and I watched both their documentaries and ended up with Obama cause I felt he was.. relatable.. the sense of his suffering and everything.. I could feel for that as well. But.. I feel like American needs a woman's touch finally after all these years.. So.. Hillary Clinton! Stay in the polls! We want you for President! I want you for President! Cause if you're not running, I'd have to vote for the other.. males.

'''Chris shakes his head.'''

I got nothing against them personally but, still. Thissa- This nation needs a woman's touch. And.. (''brief pause, staring into space'') that's about all I have on my mind right now, thank you very much and have a good and safe day everyone.. so, yeah. Couple's Special still going on.. Free book with the purchase of.. me. And, uh.. Send me a PS4 and camera for that 500 dollar voucher. And the first video will be the autism video tutorial commentary.. personally. Thank you very much. Have a good day.
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]