Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever

2016-02-01T21:37:39Z

Mattman6599:

'''Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever''' is a video in which Chris clarifies that he is not PewDiePie/Felix so that [[Ween|weens]] stop sending emails to him as if they were meant to be sent to PewDiePie (spoiler alert: this ain't going to work).

Once again, Chris shows that he is [[slow in the minds|oblivious]] to many forms of [[trolls|trolling]], mislabeling being the case here. This video also implies that Chris was not previously aware of PewDiePie, potentially showing that Chris is not very educated on [[Chris and the Internet|Internet culture]].

Unsurprisingly, Chris demonstrates his complete and utter inability to wrestle with Swedish orthography as he tries (and fails) to pronounce Felix's surname phonetically. (It's [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lG3xeSU_EA&t=22s actually] pronounced "SHELL-berg".) While this is expected due to Chris's [[Chris and English|usual difficulty with language]], Chris impressively comes up with no less than ''three'' different pronunciations of "Kjellberg" in the span of three minutes: "Kuh-zhellberg", "Kilj-berg", and "Kill-berg".

== Description ==
{{quotebox|This is Felix; he resides in the U.K.; NOT in Ruckersville, VA, United States of America.

[[wikipedia:PewDiePie|https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/PewDiePie]]

Please, Do Not Send any mail addressed to him to My home address.

via YouTube Capture}}
== Video ==
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== Transcript ==
''[Elevator music playing in background]''

Hello everybody on the internet today. Nuh- Once again, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from... my own desk. ''[touches Sonichu [[Amiibo]]]'' My own figures and everything. Brought to you courteously from my own shop. ''[puts hand on binder with shop name]'' [[Etsy|Cwcville Shopping]]! ''[taps image on binder]'' Online and I have my own binder catalog as well, yadda yadda. Anyway, do shopping, whatever, all that good stuff.

I am making this video as of- uh- matter of- of- has come to my attention for a while now, but it's of minor importance, but it's not um, tired of it, so I'm bringing it up. I want to bring up the uh, matter of one, uh, "Felix... Arvid... Ulf... Kjellberg" also known on the internet as "Pew... Die... Pie." I keep gettin- I'm- every now and then I keep getting mail that goes out to this guy. And, I have his Wikipedia article up here which I'll post the link to this below this video [unintelligible]. ''[holds phone to camera with PewDiePie's Wikipedia image on the screen]'' Seriously. Does this guy look anything like me? No! This is not me whatsoever! And I do not know this person at all! ''[pulls phone away]'' Lord- Lords know- Lord knows where he is but okay, yeah, he's reside- he's residing currently in the UK. And he was born in Sweden. Not Ruckersville, Virginia. This is not me. I am not this Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg or PewDiePie. You have the wrong address. Stop sending mail to this guy at my address. Okay? Cause it's annoying. I don't even know where this guy- and I do not know where this guy lives whatsoever. And I thought, for a long time, I thought it was prank mail. But I look him up on the internet today, and I find his Wikipedia article. So once again, ''[one of [[Clover and Snoopy|the dogs]] barks in background, Chris shows image on phone again and points at it]'' NOT this guy. ''[elbow hits binder and it falls over]'' Not Felix. ''[picks up binder and fixes it]'' He does not live here whatsoever. There is no Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg or PewDiePie here at 14 Branchland Court, Ruckersville, Virginia, whatsoever. Okay? ''[pulls phone away]''

And, uh, let's see. I have more- I have uh, more money coming in and I'll be shipping everything out uh, after the weekend's over. I have some more things- I have some more medallions and whatever to make over the weekend. I'll get everything shipped out on about Monday. Thank you, and have a good, blessed day.
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Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever