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<div>==Readability==<br />
so, a long wall of text isn't visually appealing. i tried breaking it down a little further, even though there aren't any breaks with the huge ass episode. feel free to revert it, but we need some way to organize the rambling. okay i'm done preaching --[[User:Manzanera|Manzanera]] 21:07, 25 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Continuity==<br />
You know, my own theory is that Chris's fucked up numbering system finally managed to confuse Chris himself and/or he just lost track. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:40, 15 March 2009 (CET)<br />
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So, if the medallion never gave him power, that means that the entire Anchuent Prophecy is null in void, and none of the events following Sonichu entering the mystic cave could have ever happened.~[[User:gourmetpickle]]<br />
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Not to mention as well that it's obvious that the "high school ring" was just made up at the last second. If his high school ring gave him the power all this time, then why did he even have the retarded medallion in the first place? Speaking of the medallion, how did he obtain it before the Anchuent Prophecy if that was a key piece in the plot? It wasn't even explained WHY he decided "Hey, I'm gonna wear a medallion of a creature before the creature is even introduced everyday for no apparent reason!" Besides that, if the ring gave the power, why is the spot where his Sonichu medallion his weak point? Following the laws of most video games (knowing Chris abides by them), when you attack the source of power on a boss enemy, that is usually their weak point. I mean, does he not even care about the story anymore? GODDAMMIT CHRIS YOU'RE MAKING ME WORSE THAN YOU WITH MY RAMBLINGS. FUCK. --[[User:Wild Sonichu|Wild Sonichu]] 04:38, 6 May 2009 (CEST)<br />
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I find the idea of continuity in ''Sonichu'' comics quite upsetting. It was as if Chris had enough forethought to plan the whole thing. He was always impulsive over the whole storyline, mostly engrossed by a quest of pitiful revenge. I am ready to bet an old 5$ bill that, if he's called over the whole lack of continuity regarding the Anchuent Prophecy, he will just make the tribe leader appear on one page and say "No, that's cool". He's a crappy storyteller, that's all. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:05, 9 December 2009 (CET)<br />
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Well, he's all caught up with the pages and... it's funny. He <i>didn't</i> change the part where he sent his medallion to his "sweetheart", Blanca... despite the fact that he just set up a date with Lovely. LOL.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 08:32, 22 December 2009 (CET)<br />
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Ya know, I just realized that his comics never had a plot up until Crystal got trapped in the mirror. Look over the comics and you'll find that this is the ONE AND ONLY ongoing conflict in the entire fucking "series". Everything else is resolved in one "episode" except for the Off target sub episodes, which was resolved in two episodes. Regardless of how little the comics after Crystal got trapped in the mirror focused on her, it's been completely about finding the Sonichu testicles to save her. Sure, he's taken the majority of the time she's been gone trying to "expand" upon his characters but like I said, saving Crystal stretched over five of his shitty comics.----rob<br />
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==Fun fact about Lovely Weather==<br />
Chris thinks it's [[random access humor|fucking hilarious]] to sing (to the tune of "Sleigh Ride"): "Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with..." over and over. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:28, 9 December 2009 (CET)<br />
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*That sounds like a drag queen name. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 11:02, 9 December 2009 (CET)<br />
**I don't understand. I'm scared.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:20, 9 December 2009 (CET)<br />
**I was going to say it sounds like a show dog name, but I think I like Anaconda's comparison better --[[User:TheyCalledMeMad|TheyCalledMeMad]] 18:37, 9 December 2009 (CET)<br />
**Lovely Weather sounds like a name I'd use for a character... which disturbs me quite deeply. Also, any idea if Lovely Weather is based on a real person (again) or if Chris is making up a codename for a future sweetheart? [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 05:26, 10 December 2009 (CET)<br />
*** Page 2. He claims to have took advantage of the fact that he looks like his future self, and then fucked His future self's wife while his future self was at work. Yeah. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:52, 10 December 2009 (CET)<br />
**** This is the disgusting part. How creepy it is to have sex with your own future wife? And what about the whole Episode 19 "God-Jesus Says Ivy&Chris 4EVAH"? How pissed God should be that Ivy is dead and Chris's first thought out of the void was to tell all about the nookie he had with a married wife. Not much Christian values here ...[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:35, 10 December 2009 (CET)<br />
*** Also, this makes it that he's no longer a virgin in the comics, is the biggest single departure from RealChris yet. Even all his other victories were somehow unsuccessful in some way. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 05:26, 10 December 2009 (CET)<br />
*** Chris understands time travel as Futurama presented it; X has always happened and/or will always happen. PresentChris took advantage of his future wife; FutureChris is this same Chris who 6 years ago took advantage of his resembling a married man to bed that man's wife. I guess Chris thinks it's justified because Lovely later married him. Just ''something'' about the whole situation is wrong, but due to the mechanics of time travel, pinning down exactly what is hard. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:25, 11 December 2009 (CET)<br />
::* But, that's the thing: In Futurama, it was the ''past'', not the ''future'' where it occurred. If I remember correctly, Fry had accidentally vaporized the man who he thought was his grandfather and ended up boffing his grandmother. He didn't realize until Farnsworth told him that HE was his own ''grandfather''. Chris essentially screwed up the entire premise by going into the future. He won't have any direct affect to his ''present''.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 02:32, 11 December 2009 (CET)<br />
::* Perhaps because she married the Chris of her present, not the Chris of 6 years previous? I mean, who you are as a person is a function of time; I don't really feel like I'm the same person I was 6 years ago. A lot has changed since then. The fact of the matter is that the Chris she took to be her husband wasn't the real Chris she knew and married. It may as well have been someone in a full-body Chris suit, because one would assume that the Chris of 2009 to be different in mind than the Chris of 2015, though, the ever-ignorant manchild... maybe that's not a good assumption. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 02:37, 11 December 2009 (CET)<br />
:::*I think that's why one could argue it's rape if past Chris presents himself as future Chris, as they could be totally different people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:43, 16 December 2009 (CET)<br />
:::* Try comparing Chris between now and when he started the comic and try seeing how changed he is.[/sarcasm, sort of] --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 02:45, 11 December 2009 (CET)<br />
:::* More likely, Lovely Weather saw through Chris' deception but didn't care because future chris was fatter and completely bald. [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 03:24, 1 January 2010 (CET)<br />
:::* Or there was a kinky time-travel threesome between Lovely and both Chrises. It's not masturbation if it's sex with yourself. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 17:47, 31 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==How to incorporate preview?==<br />
Any suggestions on how to discuss the preview, since we'll be approaching the point where the preview is incorporated into the regular storyline? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:43, 16 December 2009 (CET)<br />
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i say we merge it with the regular episode description once Chris Manages to reach it.<br />
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i'm sure that's what Chris will do anyway, and when the time comes to merge them we'll use the preview section as a Christory lesson on how he put up the preview, and what pages the preview took place in. --[[User:Homor|Homor]] 12:06, 17 December 2009 (CET)<br />
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== Japanese message ==<br />
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: A message in Japanese characters listed as a "controversial statement!" is seen to the right.<br />
OK, I know next to nothing about Japanese. I punched "controversial" in WWWJDIC and it says 問題発言 is "problematical statement; controversial statement". Which kind of looks like the marks which Chris's artistic pencil left on the paper, hence scanned and uploaded and now troubling our retinas. Now, the question remains: Which episode of Excel-Saga was this ripped off from? I still haven't watched all of them. (And if it's not from Excel-Saga: sorry, ''I just got this weird feeling that it could be from there.'' I can't really explain it.) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 00:40, 22 December 2009 (CET)<br />
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The first episode. IIRC it's from Excel saying that manga artists are scum so who cares if they die, or something to that effect. Then, it was funny because it was prominent and after an actually controversial statement. Here? Pure, glorious shit. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:32, 22 December 2009 (CET)<br />
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==Cogsdev is a gal-pal now?==<br />
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I... don't know what to think about this. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:40, 23 December 2009 (CET)<br />
*wut now? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:22, 1 January 2010 (CET)<br />
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==Plagiarism to the EXTREME==<br />
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This is interesting... or not, but even still. It seems that Chris is really pushing the tracing deals to the extreme here. [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic10P12.jpg|the picture of Chris-Chan Sonichu] was apparently [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/9184.html|traced from a piece of Sonic fan art], as well [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/images/thumb/1/1f/SchuComic10P22.jpg/512px-SchuComic10P22.jpg| the first two fight "panels"] were ripped from a fight scene from the Archie Sonic comic "Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles". Maybe I've missed some others earlier (basically scared to look back), but this is probably the worse I've seen Chris rip off stuff in his comic (in terms of scenes, not ideas). --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 09:02, 27 December 2009 (CET)<br />
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== Popit tool. ==<br />
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I know no one probably gives a shit but the "beams" that Jason, Beel and Chris use are the popit tool from little big planet. It was tough to tell what it was until I actually played LBP and recognized that the menu Jason is fiddling with is the tool menu from the stage creation mode.<br />
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Cept Jason and Beel use a red popit tool, Chris uses a red one yet it is only blue in the games. Just pointing Stupid shit out guys. Happy new year.--[[User:Rob|Rob]] 09:50, 1 January 2010 (CET)rob<br />
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**Actually, the color it appears in the game is based on the color the player uses for their Sackboy. Conceivably it could be one of the many colors from the game, including red. It just happens to be red here because red is "evil" and Chris is a moron. [[User:Inkmonkey|Inkmonkey]] 00:08, 26 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Page 29==<br />
Chris looks so bored. Also, how little effort could this possibly take? Seeing this page just fills me with hate and anger.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 16:45, 5 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Pages 30-34==<br />
God DAMN. I just ''love'' how Chris writes his characters ''not'' as actual characters, but as ''mouthpieces'' for his own self! I mean, look at Jason! In Issue 8, Jason says that he doesn't want to take down Chris's ED page and is willing to launch a pickle at Rosechu, yet here, he condemns Jack and Clyde for being homo trolls and decides to retire away. Then, BEEL, of all people, condemns THEM for being homo trolls! Then, Chris makes the two commit suicide, just like he wants them to!<br />
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Augh! So much rage!<br />
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On a side note, I love how Chris inserts that side note that he wants the MMPR team again and "disses" the other teams. Wow, way to live in the past, Chris! --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 04:27, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:*Chris always amaze me. I keep on thinking about how deeply retarded the whole comic is and, oh so suddenly, he finds a way to dig himself in a hole a lot deeper. I wonder how Clyde and Jack will react to this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:31, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
:**I want them to make him ''really'' suffer for that. Otherwise, once he's done making Issue 10, I'm gonna go make my own comic in retaliation. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 04:47, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
:***Sweet merciful Jesus, ''why?'' The last ten pages or so are probably the most disgusting things I've ever read (and this from someone who's read and lol'd at almost all of this wiki). They make ''even less sense'' than the typical Chris tract. I'm almost impressed at how in these ten pages he's managed to pack in so much fail. That's it, I'm making a comic where Naitsirhc is the hero and saves everybody. --[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 05:24, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
:**** Hey, dipwad, I called it! Nah, I'm kidding, but mostly about the dipwad part. I got a good chunk of plot for my comic thought down, but I'd like to ask about your's first. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 05:37, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*****I'll put the general overview in my sandbox. And @ Griffintown's post below: Reading these pages is pretty much like watching Chris jerk himself off. He's only doing it to satisfy some vague desire to be the big boy on the playground. --[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 05:50, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
:****I just read them. The crazy thing is, I'll bet he actually considers this a victory. He's sitting in his room right now going "I showed those trolls a thing or two!" Ok, no, actually he's probably still frothing mad over mailbag 32, but the point remains.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:32, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*****That's it. CWCville is this magical place in his head where he can win all his battles. Chris acts as if his comics (and mostly everything he produces, videos and texts included) were Magical Talismans able to affect the real life. The best think that can happen right now is to see some serious "Clyde & Jack" action who will force Chris to "Undead" them in the next comic so he can beat them again. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:42, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Why does this remind me of the GI Joe episode where Cobra made a machine to destroy buildings with the power of rock?--[[User:Yawn|Yawn]] 5:50, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Page 36==<br />
Rosechu is menstruating despite being medically sterile and being a Pokemon. Also, tampons and kinky sex in a TV-Y7 work. I don't know, I have trouble even thinking of the page without being filled with rage at the directions Chris takes his comic in. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 04:55, 7 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Page 37==<br />
Christian... Freaking... Love... Day... I thought he was reaching the bottom in retardation but this is so... wrong. THIS begs to be turned into a "Gay Day" celebration. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:10, 8 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
*It does! And what's so funny is that, Chris actually thinks that, if there WAS a cure for homosexuality, everyone in the world would be willing to go through this. Yes, I know this is Chris's world and we're just looking in, but still, this had to be said. First of all, vaccines are voluntary, not mandatory. If someone came up and said "Hey, we got the cure for homosexuality! Come and get it!", how many would take it? Not very many! Second of all, there's no real plausible way the cure could be passed through the water. That's only really in movies or comics! Water treatment plants have too many chemicals that would dilute or eradicate it. Besides, even if they did drink it, it has to be through the blood, not the stomach.<br />
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:I know, again, it's Chris's world, but I just had to get it out of my system. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:23, 8 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== oh boy! ==<br />
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After Jacks appearance in the comic, we should expect an epic phone call soon! -[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 3:45 PM, January 8th 2010<br />
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==Page 40==<br />
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"Oh, Don't Worry, I am consentual." is now my favorite line in the whole frickin' comic. Because it's just... so wrong on so many levels. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 16:16, 9 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Add to this the "Lovely Weather will be my wife" angle and then you realize how twisted Chris can be. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:19, 9 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Add this to the fact that, canonically in Family Guy, Meg gets a sex change in the future. --[[User:Morganna|Morganna]] 16:33, 9 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I was weirded out by the Lovely Weather kinky time-travel sechs thing, but not as much as other people (Chris never did tell all the details, so for all we know, he could've told her, or FutureChris might have even been involved in a kinky time-threesome. The whole thing was unsavory to me, but I reserved judgment and wrote it off as Chris being Chris) ...but this, THIS is what shocked and made me sick, because previously, Comic-Chris never actually 'cheated' because his sweethearts either disappeared or died or whatevs; and I'm one of those people who think cheating (and ''unrepentant'' cheating at that!) is one of the worst things you can do in a relationship.<br />
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: [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/puppet_chaos/whut.jpg The Medicine Seller probably would react the same way I did] Too bad I don't have a Sword of Exorcism. (...if you know what I'm talking about, you get a cookie made out of internet and win) --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 16:42, 9 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*Someone should save those last few pages with Meg and all the pages where Lovely Weather is mentioned just in case Chris retcons either one of them. Unfortunately, atm, CWCipedia is fucking down again. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 19:08, 9 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
:**Godfuckingdamnit, 100mb, undown CWCipedia already! --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 23:00, 9 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
:**Done! I am happy(er)! --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 02:59, 10 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Page 42==<br />
Pfft. I like that "apology". "I know I drew some very stupid and offensive pages, but I wanted to get through your DAMN DIRTY SKULLS that I'm STRAIGHT! Please, don't leave me!"<br />
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He starts to apologize, derails, then grovels. Epic Chris. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:51, 12 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== So meg was Silvana. ==<br />
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I'm sure Chris has some retarded plot planned around this, but the only thing that's really important is the fact that he just knowingly drew himself making out with a hedgehog that has a dick.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:18, 12 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
* What surprised me is that he essentially subverted his whole Meg Griffin fantasy and more or less acknowledged that it was pretty messed up. It's a strange level of self-awareness. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 06:46, 12 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
**Of course it makes you wonder, why did Magi-chan just watch?--[[Yawn|Yawn]] 6:58, 12 January 2010<br />
:* Maybe Magi-Chan just doesn't give a shit? He seems pretty lazy, judging by how much time he just spends doing nothing. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 07:19, 12 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Collosal Chris-Chan ==<br />
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Oh God, he actually used it. He actually used that horrible thing.<br />
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Two other things:<br />
1. Page 43-44's transformation sequence is a direct ripoff of the Super Sonic/Shadow transformation before the final boss in Sonic Adventure 2.<br />
2. Himself in panel 3 of Page 43, (the one where he's looking up), is sadly the best drawing he's done, anatomy-wise. (note the head isn't _too_ mishapen) --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 06:46, 12 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Just noticed this ==<br />
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Magi-chan, on page 37, said that homosexuality and asexuality are extinct... but nothing about bisexuality. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 17:27, 12 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*My main theory on this is that Chris is ignorant of bisexuality. At the moment someone will ask the question, he will say something like "Yes, them too.". [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:59, 12 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
** As someone who has spent some time in the South, for a lot of people bisexuality is syononymous with homosexuality. [[User:Inkmonkey|Inkmonkey]] 00:13, 26 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Recent Pages==<br />
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Wow... the fail is overwhelming here. Zelina's just another vapid Rosechu, Chris actually thinks that people use their X-Box as fully functioning computers, he rips off a stage from the ''Shadow the Hedgehog'' game, he fails in website protection, he turns the Asperchu-type Sonichu characters into vapid, worshiping idiots who wanted real names, then strips them of what they had because he can.<br />
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Jeezus, Chris.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 17:36, 19 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Note also that Chris sprouts a third eye after he jams his finger in the controller port. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 04:32, 20 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Note also also that "Mitch Sonichu" looks like the [http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Uja7HbHJnMk/Sb8aG3Nr7gI/AAAAAAAAAHg/MUf8op1X4Xk/s320/brawny.jpg Brawny paper towel guy], an ambiguously gay lumberjack. Chris, for someone who swears up and down that HE IS STRAIGHT STRAIGHT STRAIGHT, has no problem whiling away his leisure time giving free, unsolicited homomasculine makeovers to random dudes. --[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 04:53, 20 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Christian is a God ==<br />
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According to page 57 that is. The Asperchu Sonichu comments on how Alec made him "worship a false God" (Liquid Chris), but apparently they worshiped Christian from before.<br />
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And now we have recolors of recolors.<br />
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Someone should also point out to Chris that Microsoft is also the creator of Windows, which is what he uses. -[[User:Scarf|Scarf]] 20:23, 19 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== What's the dating sim? ==<br />
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What's the Hex Bawx dating sim that Chris refers to? I haven't had dinner today and I can't find a darn thing on xbox.com &mdash; if there's one thing that bugs me about Xbox, it's that Microsoft has no idea on usability in certain cases =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 12:48, 21 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
:A game called "Don't be nervous talking 2 girls" link: [http://news.vgchartz.com/news.php?id=6182]. I wonder how he found out about this, I know in /cwc/ we were talking about showing this to him but nothing came from it. Makes me wonder if the autistic wonder is actually lurking on a better board than EDF. --[[User:Da-zen-man|Da-zen-man]] 21:53, 25 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Pages 61-68 ==<br />
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Someone better get to summarizing these shit stains. I can't because I'm at school and can't look at them for more than a second each --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 21:47, 25 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
* On it. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 22:07, 25 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
** I summarized them, but some details aren't so great. I haven't read Moon Pals, nor all of Asperchu, and I have no idea who the blond chick is at that table. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 22:34, 25 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== President Obama? ==<br />
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It's August '08 during episode 21. Obama won't be president for 4 more months, and even then, I figure the economy is more pressing than Asperchu. Hell, the Asperpedia wouldn't be made until 2010, so Collosal Chris-Chan is raging at things that wouldn't happen for over a year. He just can't leave that soapbox alone!--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 22:21, 25 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
* It gets dumber than that, Chris supposedly destroyed Asperpedia when he blew up the HEX BAWKS, didn't he? I'm amused that begging the president for intervention made its return. Its almost like a shout-out to the ED days.<br />
* I want to send an email about this, but I'm afraid the Sysop's gonna reject it like she did the last three. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 23:51, 25 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
** What the hell? I sent in two, anyways. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 00:15, 26 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Holy shit I completely forgot that the comics weren't running on Earth Time! [[User:Inkmonkey|Inkmonkey]] 00:16, 26 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Upon further analysis, Chris goes to ruin a person he's never even hinted at before for things that don't make sense unless you consider the metaphysical nature of Chris' existence as both creator and protagonist of his story and even then are incomprehensible to normal logic, that aren't told of until Chris has already done his damage. The actions of Alec and the rest of Asperpedia's crew, which barely make sense in the context of bothering fictional comic characters, are somehow worse than murdering at least 100 people and injuring hundreds more. These actions are horribly illegal and require the highest law in the land, while the aforementioned murder is somehow not a national security issue. Dammit, Chris. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:39, 26 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Fan art ==<br />
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We need some fan art of some of the events and characters in this comic. Currently it's a giant boring hunk of text, and that's not fun at all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:04, 26 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
* I was thinking of making a drawing of Collosal Chan as a blood-thirsty monster charging towards our poor heroes, Alec, Jack, Evan, Sean, Clyde, and Mao, as they hold their spots valiantly to stop him to causing any more bloodshed. The summary would be called: The whole plot of Sonichu 10! Lol! --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 02:49, 26 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Allison's Problem==<br />
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Alright, I did a double check, but for reference, Allison's problem with Moon-Pals was that she showed up as a constantly happy girl (who's high on heroin). She appears a number of times, with Episode 17 being the more recent appearance (mocking Chris the whole way through). --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 18:46, 28 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Soup Hotel Rosechus==<br />
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Did anyone else notice that while Ultra Sonichu used Chaotic Remedy to cure the Aspiechus of Aspergers, he never even thought of using it to cure the Soup Hotel Rosechus? It seems that to Chris, Aspergers is a fate worse than being paralyzed from the waist down. Well, hot damn, by that logic, I should wish for physical paralysis! --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 17:47, 31 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Well you can't have people running around out there with a similar condition to autism. They are stealing the limelight away from <s>true autistics</s> Chris. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:38, 31 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Plot Twist==<br />
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If Chris were a decent writer, this is the part where I'd expect Mary's entire "Bawwww" story as an elaborate trick to get the all-powerful Hobo to free Graduon. But we know something like this won't happen.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 20:07, 3 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Page 75==<br />
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Anyone noticed how Chris's blades are a God of War rip-off? [[User:GUInterface|GUInterface]] 08:44, 18 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I think thats a coincidence. Chris hasn't even properly played Metal Gear Solid, I think its very unlikely that he would play God Of War. Although he'd probably like it if he did. If theres one thing that our Chrissy would love to do, its play as a God. Either way, thats not even my concern right now. What I would like to be highlighted, is that Slaweel surendered to him, told Chris that what happened was not entirely her fault, and even let him destroy Graduon and thus take away a large portion of her powers, and then he tries to kill her with two big swords. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:57, 18 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
**And he said she'd never be forgiven. All because she did her job properly six years ago. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 21:03, 18 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
**Edward - Chris knows what God of War is. Apparently, the Field Trolls who got Chris to drink found that out through him. And the way the "blades" are drawn, those are Kratos' blades.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 21:28, 18 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
***True - It's mentioned in [[Chris's Big Night Out#Chris and His PSP|The PSP Video]] in [[Chris's Big Night Out]]. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 23:11, 18 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
***Sorry then. My mistake. I need to do more lurking by the looks of it. My point about Chris attacking Slaweel still stands though. She did literally just give up to him. Not to mention that she has not done nearly as much as some of Chris's other enemies. I seem to recall one episode about Blake stealing the Master Sunstone. That apparantly would have ended life as we know it and caused all sorts of mutations and shit. What about Beel? He was an assistant to Hitler. Graduon himself had tried to wipe out two old Native American clans. Hell, even the supposedly saintly Comic Chris, has done worse than Mary. He killed 200 people by blowing up a building, caused the Gay Holocaust. Even if we assume that interfering in his Love Quest really is the ultimate sin, then wouldn't Bagget and Jerkhief be the #1 offenders? Mary gave him a stern talking to, but those two had him arrested and put on trial.--[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:44, 19 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==1-Episode Issue?==<br />
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I'm of the understanding that Chris limits each Sonichu issue to 100 pages maximum. Well, so far episode 21 has taken up over 3/4 of that limit. Is it safe to assume that once Episode 21 is complete, that'll be it for Sonichu 10? Because that would mean that the entire issue was basically a "clean-up" issue, in which Chris resolved just about every plot thread involving himself. If so, I think the article should reflect that a little bit more. At the moment it just talks about the circumstances of the preview's release. [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 21:41, 18 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Mass Effect 2 Joke ==<br />
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I find the joke a bit weak. I know people would say its a dating game, but Chris probably wouldn't even consider it, because he's only interested in getting a date in the real world, which I doubt Mass Effect would be able to teach him.[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 00:34, 24 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== February 25 page dump. ==<br />
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I haven't read them yet. I'm not sure if I have the nerves of steel required for such a test of endurance. All I know is that they Torture Evan (Possibly for hours) before killing him.<br />
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Also, the torture involves castration. This is presented as an excellent coping tactic to help a young girl deal with the fact that her mother died before she was born.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:04, 25 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*It should be called "In which CWCville authorities detain and execute innocents with unwarranted cruelty". And I believe he was told to KILL and REMOVE Simonla, not kill her and then kill Mao, Sean, and Evan in the most contrived way possible. And after all those half-assed apologies, too! --[[User:Mikhail Faulken|Mikhail Faulken]] 07:14, 25 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
**Honestly, I'm still shuddering at the Castrated, limbless Evan. Seeing that drawn in Chris's unique style... it's like an 8-year-old sketched a mutilated corpse and stuck it on the refrigerator. There's just something so fucking ''wrong'' about it.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:17, 25 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
***If that were real life, the UN would have a field day with it. Somebody should make a fancomic where this unsavoury event is addressed and dealt with posthaste! Also, can't Evan take legal action for unwarranted use of his likeness? --[[User:Mikhail Faulken|Mikhail Faulken]] 07:20, 25 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
****And sandy, is like 1 year old with the intelligence of a 4rth grader, She and her father killed evan in her comic, that's quite messed up, and kellie is about 10 and she's shooting chained people, and chris chan, using hellraiser kind of powers?The cherry on top of this cake is the whole love day speech after that.This is way, more revealing than the comic in which chris shot liquid. [[User:Basogn|Basgon]] 07:23, 25 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
*****It just epitomises what we knew of the fat bastard the whole time: that he is a hypocrite. And apparently a bipolar one at that. I found the manner of how he carried it out to be extremely immature, like a retarded 4th grader... which is what Sandy is! Coincidences, coincidences. -- [[User:Mikhail Faulken|Mikhail Faulken]] 07:40, 25 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
****** If we called Chris detached from reality before, that was an understatement. This just proves Chris is seriously sick. If any professional saw this I fail to see how Chris wouldn't be locked up. We've seen twisted stuff before, but this is easily the most monstrous. -- [[User:CDiddles|CDiddles]] 07:44, 25 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
*******Nah, the porn was worse. Also, his answer to one of the Common questions was outright zoophilia! But the fact that he'd murder a fourteen year old is really disturbing. If I met Chris, I'd probably hit up Evan so that we could use HIM for target practise. --[[User:Mikhail Faulken|Mikhail Faulken]] 07:48, 25 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
*did anyone noticed that the judge is bob? [[User:Basogn|Basgon]] 07:34, 25 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
**spioler alert: it's lewis black [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 07:59, 25 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
*** thanks for the spioler, i didn't knew who lewis black is so i thought it was bob.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 08:08, 25 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Someone should totally do a fancomic about Sandy thirteen years in the future, struggling to cope with what she did. --[[User:Kettle5000|Kettle5000]] 15:46, 25 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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SEE! SEE! I told you all this would happen! Well, anyways, Eric and I are at last able to start up on our project now that would be called Issue 10.5. --[[User:Marco|Marco]] 08:35, 25 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Holy shit, you guys. This... this why I read this comic. Not just for the humor, but for the uncensored, visceral look into a clearly insane man's psyche. It's simply amazing. I don't even know what to compare it to without sounding like a sociopath myself, but still... amazing. [[User:Inkmonkey|Inkmonkey]] 17:04, 25 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
:So true. For our Narcissistic Man-Child, the Comic is this weird refuge where he can torture and destroy anyone who insulted him (I.E.; bruising his ego by refusing to bend at his command). There's real-life stories of psychos who filled many journals with unending lists of people who wronged them. Chris is just doing it with drawings. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:14, 26 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Haa...! Look at the Asperpedia. Their logo changed. Rocks Fall. Everyone Dies.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 17:36, 25 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Worth Noting? ==<br />
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The lawyer Marvey Blaziken in this comic was likely ripped off of Harvey Birdman (being as Blaziken is based off of a bird). He even has the same super-hero facial features that Birdman has. I'm not sure where this would go though.--[[User:AIDSandstuff|AIDSandstuff]] 07:06, 25 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Add him to the list of characters and make a note on things Chris ripped off, I guess.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:16, 25 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Since He Said He's Redoing The Pages... ==<br />
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I saved in the last twenty pages so they don't get lost in the Time Void. --[[User:Marco|Marco]] 03:24, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Page 32 Hitler reference ==<br />
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I'm not 100% certain, but I think that the line "*spits* in that fuehrer's face" is a reference to either the 1944 Donald Duck cartoon "Der Fuehrer's Face" or the Spike Jones song of the same title used in the cartoon. In the song they "heil" right in the Furher's face by blowing a raspberry. Anyway, do you think it's possible that Chris has heard this song or seen the cartoon? We know he watched Donald Duck cartoons, given his habit of impersonating Donald. The song: \[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MReV9dkAVhY] and the cartoon: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4tDTe9sOdU]<br />
--[[User:Svek|Svek]] 20:27, 30 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
:There's no way in hell he'd known about a Spike Jones song. I could probably buy the idea of him learning it from the Donald Duck cartoon, but since that cartoon's only really seen on YouTube and not much else, I highly doubt that, as well. I think he just used that to prove that Trolling > Hitler.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 21:07, 30 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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The song was quite a popular tune back in its days, so I think it's save to assume that he knows the song from ol' Bob--[[User:Maximilian Graves|Maximilian Graves]] 00:12, 1 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Page 32 Hitler reference ==<br />
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I'm not 100% certain, but I think that the line "*spits* in that fuehrer's face" is a reference to either the 1944 Donald Duck cartoon "Der Fuehrer's Face" or the Spike Jones song of the same title used in the cartoon. In the song they "heil" right in the Furher's face by blowing a raspberry. Anyway, do you think it's possible that Chris has heard this song or seen the cartoon? We know he watched Donald Duck cartoons, given his habit of impersonating Donald. The song: \[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MReV9dkAVhY] and the cartoon: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4tDTe9sOdU]<br />
--[[User:Svek|Svek]] 20:27, 30 September 2010 (PDT)</div>Maximilian Graveshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_English&diff=116659Chris and English2010-09-29T12:38:32Z<p>Maximilian Graves: /* Piecemeal language use */</p>
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<div>[[Image:Writing_guide.PNG|thumb|right|Chris has no idea what this is...]]<br />
[[Image:Englishfordummies.jpg|thumb|right|...nor this.]]<br />
[[Chris]]'s '''English skills''', like most other things related to Chris, leave much to be desired. Much of this can be attributed to his [[autism]], which often results in awkward speech patterns.<ref>http://www.teacch.com/info_primer.html</ref> He spent years of his childhood mute, and took speech therapy classes at [[James Madison University]]. Strangely, his grasp of English actually appears to have grown weaker as he's become older. This might be due to the fact that he spends more and more time in isolation. <br />
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==CWC-isms==<br />
Chris has a tendency to make up his own words for things, then use them with reckless abandon while assuming whoever is reading will be able to understand [[autism|exactly what he means]]. As such, we get terms like "B-dog" and "[[noviophobia]]." He also tends to appropriate existing words, giving them new meanings based entirely on his own skewed logic. This is why, in Chris-speak, [[navy]] isn't a sea-based military force and [[China]] isn't an [[Punchy|Asian]] nation.<br />
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In the case of words like "da," Chris might be trying to make a pass at using slang to sound casual and relaxed, but instead, he ends up sounding like a marketing executive grasping desperately for credibility. Other famous [[CWC-isms]] like "[[tobacky]]," "[[niggos]]" and "[[gaybian]]" are the result of a different problem altogether: Chris is a manchild who can't even say out loud the names of objects or concepts which he finds repulsive. The use of these terms is a prime example of his immaturity.<br />
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These CWC-isms combine with his [[Speech Impediment|existing speech problems]] and his accent to form what you might call [[Wikipedia:Logorrhea|logorrhea]], literally "word flux." Basically, it's verbal diarrhea: a constant stream of almost-words. Any resemblance to actual English is tenuous at best, especially since his vocabulary is profoundly lacking in the first place.<br />
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{{quote|if I could have it my way, I'd make it illegal and forbidden to have homo Men; women are safe. Also, I would have the secondary definition of the word "gay", being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all instinctions [sic] and sayings of the word will ONLY LEGALLY be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like "Deck the Halls"|Chris, 02 January 2009, 11:59}}<br />
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As you can see in the above quote, this abuse of language isn't limited to just the commonplace CWC-isms we've come to know and tolerate. "Instinctions" is a word Chris made up for this passage to sound [[Autism|fancy and smart]], which only makes him look like he doesn't know the word "instance." Playing fast and loose with language just further decreases the impact of whatever Chris is trying to say. Also of note is that Chris wants to make it illegal to use a word a certain way, which is [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritical]], and — quite frankly — [[Creepy stare|creepy]].<br />
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His own lexicon, like many other aspects of his personality, demonstrates exactly how self-centered he is. While the whole purpose of language is to express thoughts and ideas to other people, he has managed to turn vocabulary into a brick wall, by crafting a mashed-together lexicon that makes sense only to him.<br />
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==Written language==<br />
Chris's writing is a complete mess from top to bottom, to put it lightly.<br />
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For starters, he doesn't understand basic syntax and semantics: he uses words in the wrong context, or as incorrect parts of speech, and his grammar is abhorrent. For example, he refers to [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|finger-banging]] as "outtercourse,"<ref>[[Megan Emails, 2008#Chris thinks she was scarred because she doesn't know much about sex]]</ref> which incorrectly replaces the supposed prefix ''in-'' — which leaves ''tercourse'', which is not a word at all — while the correct prefix is ''inter-'', meaning "between." (Incidentally, "outercourse" is an actual colloquialism meaning [[wikipedia:Non-penetrative sex|dry-humping]], not fingering.) Similarly, [[Mailbag 52|the infamous stock reply used to address Mailbag entries]] includes "inputed" as the past participle of ''input''; the correct word is either ''input'' or ''inputted''.<ref>[[wiktionary:input]]</ref><br />
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In addition, he is obviously afraid that whatever he's feeling won't be adequately conveyed through his words, and tries to make up for this by relying on repetition and a distinctive [[BILLY MAYS|ALL CAPS]] style. For similar reasons, he tends to Capitalize Words At Random, Especially nouns and those which hold Importance to the Sentence, or the ones that address Important Abstract Concepts that Chris tries to Systematically Understand on account of finding them too Complex and Mystifying.<br />
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{{quote|And the ONLY REASON I have not had sex yet in my lifetime WITH A WOMAN yet, is because the WHOLE TIME, I have been SHY; kept down with the Personal Fear of nearly EVERY Woman I see being Already Paired-Up with a Boyfriend.|Chris proving that he never proofreads. From the CWCipedia article on [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Homosexuality homosexuality].}}<br />
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Beyond these basic issues of grammar and capitalization, Chris's writings often lack focus. Much like any 6-year-old with ADD, he has trouble concentrating on a single topic for extended periods of time, and he instead veers off topic in order to babble about [[Random Access Humor|whatever is on his mind]]. This practice of writing stream-of-consciousness style, combined with his obvious disinterest in proofreading or otherwise checking over what he's written, inevitably results in a large number of confusing run-on sentences. A single sentence might cover multiple topics, often ones that don't have anything to do with the original subject matter. It gives his writing a rambling, disjointed feeling, and makes it very difficult to understand exactly what his point is. Related is his overuse of semicolons, which are usually used to connect two clauses together without a conjunction; Chris uses them to crudely string together two tangentially-related thoughts into a barely coherent sentence. Chris even uses the semicolon in dialogue where it would normally be considered improper.<br />
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{{quote|...while the Movie Women are "Just Characters", Rosechu is playing as her own "Character" as well. Also, there is MORE THAN ONE Rosechu; Why do you think I've dubbed them respectively "Bubbles Rosechu", "Angelica Rosechu", and recently introduced, "Lolisa Rosechu", of whom her Boyfriend, "Jamsta Sonichu", was the one who Interviewed Blanca and her Jiggliami on Radio Station, KCWC.|Chris, somehow jumping from [[White knight e-mails#September 2008 — Chris denies being fat and sexist|movies not being reality]] to his [[KCWC|imaginary radio station]].}}<br />
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It doesn't help that Chris feels it's his obligation to be "[[Honest Content|honest]]", which means that he feels the need to mention irrelevant little details, as anything less would not mean he's not telling the whole truth.<br />
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===Spelling===<br />
[[Image:Schu7_Pg1_MeganEdit.JPG|thumb|right|Chris had a chance to correct this spelling mistake during a [[retcon]] of [[Sonichu 7]], but instead proved he can't spell for shit.]]<br />
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One will notice with all the "sic"s scattered around the CWCki that Chris has trouble with simple spelling. Despite all the other problems with Chris's writing, his poor spelling somehow manages to stand out. He regularly misspells words that should be easy to spell, such as "mies" ([[Sonichu 0|miles]]) and "dood" ([[Sonichu 7|good]]). He seems to have trouble with switching "eni"s for "ein"s, as in "[[seinor prom|seinor]]" (senior) and "geinus" ([[Sonichu 1|genius]]). Sometimes, he seems to spell words phonetically like a grade-school child learning how to read, such as "characiture" (caricature), rather than taking a few seconds to spell-check them in any of the dozens of programs available that would automatically correct his spelling. To put the icing on the cake, he writes "rest assured" as "[[Twitter#17_July_2010|rest-assured]]" as if it were a hyphenated phrase and not an imperative statement.<br />
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It was only relatively recently discovered that the term [[Anchuent Prophecy|Anchuent]] is supposed to be a pun, and not just another of Chris's random acts of butchery of the English language — or even a mistake due to the fact that "u" is right next to "i" on the QWERTY keyboard. This largely goes to show that Chris's inability to spell correctly is so persistent that when he ''deliberately'' misspells something, it goes completely unnoticed for ''years''.<br />
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===Repetition===<br />
Chris frequently repeats himself verbatim. This is most apparent in his [[Attraction Sign]] but has cropped up in numerous other places. He frequently describes his ideal girl as a "boyfriend-free girl to make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-up." This rather clunky phrasing is repeated in almost every iteration of the sign, both online and off. He asserts that his idea of "[[Dating Education|Date ed]]" sounds "[[Sonichu 9|dated]]" on several occasions, and has repeatedly blamed the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]] for his woes. This repetition is not limited to his written communication; for example, he has often described his [[Bob Chandler|father]] as "starting more arguments than flies in a garbage dump", most recently in his [[Father Call|phone conversation with Kacey's father]].<br />
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Clearly, something about these exact phrases causes Chris to reuse them over and over, verbatim, when describing the same problem in different conversations and contexts. It's tempting to just blame his [[autism]] for this repetition, which is likely a factor; however, much like his life in general, not all of his failures at communication can be laid at the door of his autism — other possibilities include that:<br />
*Chris struggles to form sentences, and when he does so successfully, he tends to reuse what he knows is a working formula.<br />
*Chris thinks his peculiar constructions are [[Random-access humor|funny]] and uses them to get a laugh, much like his [[Christian's sex joke|one joke]].<br />
*Chris is so lazy that he literally copy/pastes text (or simply copies in the case of non-digital media) from his earlier screeds and manifestos into his new ones.<br />
*Chris is simply so [[Things Chris has ripped off|terminally unimaginative]] that he cannot think of more than one way to express a given idea.<br />
Given what we know about Chris, any or all of the above are possibilities. A large number of the phrases that are collectively known as "[[CWC-isms]]" follow the above pattern.<br />
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====Piecemeal language use====<br />
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Chris's phrase reuse goes very deep, to the point that it's almost possible to imagine he's copying his phrases from ''somewhere'', even when he hasn't said something before. People generally learn idioms from other people when they hear them in an appropriate context, but Chris has problems fully understanding the context. Like most of us, he has obviously learned some phrases from the world around him, and he ''sort of'' understands what they mean, and ''sort of'' uses them in correct context. Yet, it's as if he just learned the phrases, and, like some foreign English student, is making the first awkward steps to use some newly learned terms. Unlike those curious foreigners, however, Chris isn't worried about getting punched in the face by the natives for abusing beloved idioms.<br />
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To an outside observer, many of Chris's phrases almost always appear out of place and tacked-on. This can manifest itself in even very small examples, such as the video title "[[New Address]]"; The video isn't about any sort of an address change, as anyone might expect, but it rather is an ''address'' to a specific individual, ''newly released''. It is as if he temporarily forgot English language, opened the phrase book, found the entry "New Address", and said "OK, that's probably close enough - it's got 'new' and 'address' in it".<br />
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For a bigger example, in [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], Chris keeps demanding "Legal, Unmark, Non-consecutive" bills to be mailed to him. He probably thinks it's the sort of thing people ''generally'' say when they want cash mailed to them, without realizing that he has picked this expression from crime fiction where that kind of phrases are said as part of ransom demands.<ref>See, for example, the note in ''The Big Lebowski'': "WE HAVE BUNNY. GATHER ONE MILLION DOLLARS IN UNMARKED NON-CONSECUTIVE TWENTIES. AWAIT INSTRUCTIONS. NO FUNNY STUFF."</ref><br />
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[[Anti Troll Movement Video1]] contains another good example of a frequently seen Chris trait: statements that sound like word-for-word quotations from advertisements.<br />
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==Semantics==<br />
As demonstrated in CWC-isms above, Chris has severe problems understanding the meanings of words (he described the word "benevolent" as sounding "derogatory"<ref>[[Mailbag 5]]</ref> — he might have mixed it up with "belligerent", which means "war-like"), and just about anything even marginally abstract or metaphorical.<br />
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===Muddled-up proverbs===<br />
A good demonstration of Chris's lack of understanding of semantics is the fact that he doesn't really understand proverbs and adages; he frequently recites them incorrectly, clearly misses the point, or [[Autism|takes them literally]]. When he comes up with his own, he doesn't exactly try to veil any wisdom in carefully crafted phrases.<br />
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Examples of Chrisverbial Wisdom:<br />
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* "Those who are unable to, teach."<ref>[[Mumble 4]]</ref><br />
* "shaped OBJECT is the BODY of the Item, but the STICKER is the Item's SOUL."<ref>[[Download For Play Only]]</ref><br />
* "A sound thought is a good thought, unless it is a bad idea."<ref>[[CWCipedia]]</ref><br />
* "The pen is mightier than the sword, yet it is more permanent than a pencil."<ref>[[CWCipedia]]</ref><br />
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The last example illustrates several problems: "The pen is mightier than the sword" (a phrase originally coined by Edward Bulwer-Lytton, the man who also coined the phrase "It was a dark and stormy night") is, of course, generally regarded as a statement that words can have bigger consequences than violence. Chris doesn't understand this, and tries to somehow interpret this concretely: "pen is more permanent than a pencil." It is also problematic because normally, "A, yet B" is usually a statement by ''contrasts'': "A may be true, but a contrary example B is true as well." Still, Chris fails at explaining why it's so important that pens are more permanent than pencils, and what that has to do with pens and their relative might vis-a-vis swords — the meaning of Chris's proverb remains unclear. He cannot even create simple proverbs like<br />
* "One who has his dick in the peanut butter jar, is fucking nuts."<br />
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===Literal interpretation===<br />
Chris is unable to interpret the language other people use at any level other than its literal, surface meaning. He misses the deeper meanings of what others are trying to say to him, and cannot interpret abstract thought or sarcasm. This is known as concrete thought, which can be seen as a symptom of autism.<br />
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====Rhetorical comparisons and sarcasm====<br />
Chris cannot interpret rhetorical comparisons. He ignores the point the speaker is trying to make and focuses on the 'exact' meaning of the phrases they use. Examples:<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref><br />
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: '''Kacey's father:''' You know, I think the last book Kacey read was last week. And she reads books like you probably stuff candy down your throat.<br />
: '''Chris:''' Stuff…candy…don't…I stuff vegetables down my throat! I stuff green beans! I stuff broccoli! I stuff corn! I stuff carrots!<br />
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: '''Kacey's father:''' I don't know shit about computers and I can do that. I barely even know what a Windows is.<br />
: '''Chris:''' You barely know what a Windows is?<br />
: '''Kacey's father:''' Don't… don't patronize me.<br />
: '''Chris:''' I'm just trying to, I'm just trying to understand what you just said, you say you don't understand Windows?<br />
: '''Kacey's father:''' What I'm trying to say is, I don't know shit about computers and I could figure out how to do that.<br />
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In the first example, Chris clearly only hears "You[…] stuff candy down your throat" and interprets the negative tone as an accusation that this is a bad thing, then tries to prove that he does not, in fact, stuff ''candy'' down his throat — just good stuff like vegetables. Because he's threatened, he forgets that this is used as a ''rhetorical comparison'', and thus the original point that the Dad here was trying to make gets lost in sands of time. This is also one of the reasons why conversations with Chris sometimes branch out, lead nowhere, and cause frustration and tears (and tears of mirth for everyone but the two people who are conversing at the time).<br />
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As the quote read in [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness]] video says, autistic people are frequently unable to interpret sarcasm; this kind of literal interpretation of everything people say is a trait common in many autistic people. Chris has often been unable to pick up sarcastic comments. Example:<ref>[[Mumble 6]]</ref><br />
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: '''Julie:''' Chris, who's your favorite person to use in Street Fighter, who do you use the most?<br />
: '''Chris:''' Chun-Li.<br />
: '''Julie:''' I also use Dan.<br />
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[[wikipedia:Dan Hibiki|Dan Hibiki]] is, of course, a joke character.<br />
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====Questions and suggestions====<br />
Chris's literal interpretation also affects how he answers questions and follows orders or suggestions. He fails to elaborate any of his answers, and cannot distinguish the inferred meanings within the commands and suggestions given to him from their literal meanings. For example:<ref>[[Mailbag 2#In-depth answers|Mailbag 2]]</ref><br />
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: '''Q:''' Do you listen to any music while you draw the comics?<br />
: '''A:''' Yes.<br />
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To a normal person, the question that was posed would be interpreted along the lines of "What kind of music — what bands, what musical genres — do you listen while you draw the comics, assuming you listen music at all while drawing the comics? If you listen to the music, why does this particular music help you draw things? If not, do you find music distracting, and why?" but instead, Chris interpreted "Do you listen to any music?" literally as a question that can be answered "yes" or "no." Simply put, he is unable to see ''why'' people are asking specific questions that can be answered yes or no, and unable to elaborate or give rationales for his opinions unless those things are ''specifically'' asked from him. Again, this characteristic is due to his autism, not, as is often perceived, his stupidity.<br />
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Another example:<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]]</ref><br />
: '''Alec:''' Please stop running away from me.<br />
: '''Chris:''' I'm not running away from you, I'm right here.<br />
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This was in response to Chris trying to end the call after an inconvenient discussion.<br />
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This also is likely to blame for Chris's second encounter with B-Manajerk. The previous day, the manager of the Wal-Mart had banned him from the store. Problem is, they were inside a McDonald's at the time, and he likely said something along the lines of "Never come to this store again". Chris took this to mean "You are banned from this specific store, the one you and I are standing in right now" and due to this misunderstanding he wound up being chased out of the Wal-Mart.<br />
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===Television jargon===<br />
In the ''Sonichu'' comic, Chris also almost consistently uses television terminology instead of comics terminology. This seems to seep into his other language use, too — he urges people to "stay tuned" to see new developments in his [[YouTube]] channel, for example. This may seem innocuous at first, as regular people might use "stay tuned" in non-TV situations (and for cable/satellite TV stations, which do not have a transmission frequency), but in Chris's case, this may be an indication of a bigger issue. Chris refers to himself as "Great Director Chandler"<ref>[[Mailbag 34#...Well, this is disturbing!|Mailbag 34, to Evan]]</ref> (itself a ripoff of [[Excel Saga|Great Director Watanabe]]) and calls alternate versions of his comics "director's cuts."<ref>[[Quizzes#Sonichu Quiz 2|Sonichu Quiz 2]]</ref> [[Sonichu 10]] begins with "Previously..." type of recap of the end of the previous comic. When talking about the comic, he consistently refers to "episodes" rather than chapters. He has used "TV-MA/TV-14/TV-Y7" ratings for certain scenes<ref>[[Sonichu 8]]</ref> and, when this self-imposed rating system later failed to work, he blamed FCC for the messed-up ratings,<ref>[[Mailbag 51#The recent explosion of pornography in TV-Y7 cartoons is not Chris's fault|Mailbag 51]]</ref> even though FCC has no authority over web or print media. He promised a second "season" of the comic — apparently a "reboot" will commence with a "clip show episode" in [[Sonichu 11]].<ref>[[Mailbag 51#A reboot is scheduled|Mailbag 51]]</ref> It is as if he's familiar with only one set of jargon that he then applies to all similar situations, ignoring the fact that most people speak of "comic writers" instead of "directors", "chapters" instead of "episodes", "volumes" instead of "seasons", rate their comics with some rating system that is probably similar to, but not an ''exact duplicate'' of the one used in television — and so on.<br />
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It is speculated that the use of jargon stems not from a limited vocabulary, but from Chris's belief that he is [[Chris and reality|actually directing a TV show]].<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu] on CWCipedia. ''"For the sake of the Comic Pages, the marriage has been keep discreet during drawing, coloring and filimg[sic]."''</ref> More damningly, he once referred to the comics as an "anime", with himself as director.<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_3/Page_9 Issue 3 Page 9]</ref><br />
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===Other strange points===<br />
Chris seems to cling to trademarks. In [[Mailbag 10]], for example, he specifically says a couple of times that he has saved material on his Memory Stick and Memory Stick Duo. Not "saved on memory card" or just "saved"; people generally don't care ''what'' you save your fanart on, as long as it's saved. Chris, however, wants to be specific: the fan material was saved on a Memory Stick Duo. In the exact same vein, in [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], he even swears with "hand on My Holy New International Version Bible right now", rather than just on ''any'' old Bible he might have had lying around. This can be explained, again, by Chris's [[Autism]], where he is literally describing the specific device that he is using to save, not a generalization.<br />
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Chris seems to prefer referring to people using their full names; he almost always refers to himself as "Christian Weston Chandler" or, God forbid, "'Christopher' Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler"— if he's feeling overly formal. This applies to other people, too; for example, in [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts]], he refers to most of the women by their full names. This is yet another autism-related trait.<br />
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==Spoken language==<br />
[[Image:Choicevideos.PNG|thumb|300px|Chris's spoken vocabulary.]]<br />
Chris comes off slightly better when speaking, but that's really not saying much. When he addresses the world in one of his many videos, his speech is peppered with vocalized pauses such as "uhh," "hmmm," and "yeah" as he struggles to find the right thing to say. He also tends to stutter and repeat himself.<br />
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{{quote|They should have given it perfect- they should have given it five out of five stars... and ten out of ten. Between G4... tee, uh, between G4 and, uh, the Game Informer.|Chris attempting to recommend [[Brutal Legend Plus|Brutal Legend]].}}<br />
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Chris does a better job staying on-topic when speaking than he does while writing, likely because when speaking to a camera or another person, he has a clearer idea of the point he wants to get across. Going off on rambling tangents still occasionally happens, but usually only when Chris is trying to be funny.<br />
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{{quote|...even to make his own ass bleed. I mean, that story, it's just about as incredibly fabricated as Donna Tubb's time over at when she had to borrow R. Kelly's bathroom... The Cleveland Show, new episodes Sun- every Sunday on FOX.|Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|confusing humor with advertising]]}}<br />
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While Chris seems to be at least capable of coherent conversation while calm, things go downhill when he's [[Stress|upset]], [[Chris and Anger|enraged]], or [[Autism|confused]]. In particular, his tendency to throw childlike temper tantrums has resulted in some very bizarre outbursts. When angry, Chris still retains his tendency to go off on tangents and be very proper about compulsively giving all of the [[Honest Content|relevant information]], which means that he's often unable to sum his anger up in just a few succinct words.<br />
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{{quote|...SO GET IT THROUGH YOUR DAMN FUCKING SKULL AND CALL ME A REAL NAME THAT have God has been given to me and the bear at Regency Square Shopping center, during 1989, YOU DAMN MOCKING BASTARD!|Chris [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|inserting random details into a hissy fit]].}}<br />
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Interestingly, comparisons of his vocal patterns offer one of the few signs of actual development that Chris has ever displayed. Consider his earliest videos; his speech was courtly and disjointed, and delivered almost exclusively in short, monotonous bursts:<br />
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There are exceptions to this, but these generally consisted of [[List of phrases Chris copied from media|short phrases apparently culled from TV]] (note the change in pitch in the above video when Chris describes himself as "ever so lonesome"). All in all, Chris displayed all the attributes one would expect from an autistic, as well as from someone who is completely unused to talking to people.<br />
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Comparisons with the present day show a marked change in Chris's manner of speech:<br />
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Chris may not sound any more naturalistic, but he does show more of a semantic range than he did two years ago. Clues as to why this has occurred can be found in the subject matter of the videos — Chris perhaps now has realized to some extent that he must engage with people on their terms in order to be taken seriously. While this may not be a massive change, it is still heartening to see that the trolling is stirring the emaciated hulk of his dignity into some sort of creaking action. Who knows? In another two years he may have acquired the vocal skills of a child of kindergarten age.<br />
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===Idiosyncrasies===<br />
Chris also has a number of idiosyncrasies which appear frequently in his speech. First, the aforementioned disjointed speech patterns, which are broken up by a number of ideological phrases, which crop up with varying regularity but which sound very similar every time he uses them. Listen closely to the way he introduces himself; he is "Chrishinwessonchanler. From Ruckersville Vir-''gin''-ya." Whenever Chris introduces himself, he basically repeats this exact phonetic pattern, including pauses, the rushed and garbled name, and the staccato rhythm of "Virginia". This is of course explainable by his [[autism]], but it is also related to his [[Random Access Humor|sense of humor]], his [[parody|plagiarism]], and his desire for control over those whom he sees as oppressors.<br />
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It may also be related to the less often seen idiosyncrasy which causes him to express disgust with a word physically. For example, in the famous [[SingStar Challenge Round 5|Smell Yo Duck]] music video, Chris first avoided saying the word "dick" altogether, and when forced to repeat the video, showed signs of distress bordering on illness. While this is obviously an exaggeration of Chris's feelings, it is notable that he should feel any particular sensation about simple words whatsoever. This reaction raises the possibility that, so long as he is not faking it altogether, Chris may be a [[Wikipedia:Synesthesia|synaesthete]]. There's also the possibility that he has a strong association with a certain word and associates guilt with it, like a child hearing a curse word. Alternatively, it is not stating the ''word'' that is disgusting to Chris, but rather the ''substance'' of the phrase, as it implies that ''he himself'' is [[homos|"smelling someone's dick"]]. Despite this, Chris has no problem hurling curse words (including "dick") at his enemies when in a [[Chris and anger|fit of rage]].<br />
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==Chris and profanity==<br />
: ''See also: [[Chris and censorship]]''<br />
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At some point in the 2000s, Chris became an enthusiastic user of profanity and vulgar language. According to [[Mimms]], in his early days at [[The GAMe PLACe]] Chris avoided cursing, at least in public, but in more recent years he's lost almost all compunctions in this regard. His videos, blogs, and public pronouncements are full of foul language and obscene references. This is possibly to seem more "adult". <br />
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He still holds back in some ways, though. In much of his writing, especially in his comics and on the [[CWCipedia]], Chris shows a strange inclination to censor himself. He regularly uses profanity in his blog entries and Mailbag responses, but the offending words are typically blotted out with asterisks: "D*** that Son Of A B****, Clyde Cash",<ref>[[CWC Blog]], December 2009</ref> for instance, or "BUGS BUNNY WAS NAKED; YOGI BEAR WAS NAKED; WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU?"<ref>[[Mailbag 39]]</ref> (On occasions he varies up his censorship style. [[CWC's Diary]] repeatedly refers to [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as an "XXXXX"; the Xes are clearly meant to stand in for "bitch.") Even relatively mild words such as "damn" and "crap" get the same treatment, which was exploited to hilarious effect in the [[Audiobooks]].<br />
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It could be that Chris believes that most of the CWCipedia's audience is comparatively young, and therefore censors his outbursts to protect his imagined fanbase. Another, more complex theory proposes that it's a sign of Chris's stunted maturity level — he wants to use profanity to signify that he's an adult, but he retains a child's guilt and uncertainty about swearing. (The same theory is often floated regarding [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Daveykins David Gonterman], another angry internet cartoonist with an incongruous tendency to censor himself.)<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Speech Impediment]]<br />
*[[Chris's resume]]<br />
*[[The High School Story]]<br />
*[[Chris and writing]]<br />
*[[Spanish]]<br />
*Anything written on [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page CWCipedia]<br />
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[[Category:Chris-chan]]</div>Maximilian Graveshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Song_for_Jackie.MOV&diff=114170Talk:Song for Jackie.MOV2010-09-16T22:16:43Z<p>Maximilian Graves: </p>
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<div>Oh my heavenly God... --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 13:47, 16 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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Transcribing, should be done soonish? - [[User:Boop|Boop]] 13:54, 16 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Arrr, ya beat me, ya scurvy scallawag! Anyways; Un-fucking-beleivable. It's the 'Falling Towers' video all over again.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 13:56, 16 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
::Done transcribing...jesusfuck. There's parts of it I couldn't really make out, sorry guys. - [[User:Boop|Boop]] 14:26, 16 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::We got yer back. Fucking hell.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 14:50, 16 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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Chris is BACK!--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 13:57, 16 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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Evidently, Chris has no idea how racist this is and how doubly creepy it is. Mr. Popo is so creepy that DBZ Abridged made it a running joke. [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 13:58, 16 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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Is that what the japanese think Arabs look like?--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 14:03, 16 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
: http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Popo That's all it says (and what it says is pretty damning), I suppose you'd have to ask Akira.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 14:13, 16 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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I've got a vague transcription, I'll stick it on the page but there are quite a few [unintelligable]s and I am a n00b so forgive me. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 14:06, 16 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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I believe he's actually sort of cosplaying [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Popo#Mr._Popo Mr. Popo], a minor character from DragonBall Z. --[[User:ErsatzHouse|ErsatzHouse]] 14:15, 16 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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for the ending part it sounded to me like "ain't no saiyans on the fiddle", am i alone in thinking this --[[User:Phlegethon|Phlegethon]] 14:21, 16 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Remember, think "uncaringly racist"; he's singinging a minstrel song, which I would imainge are still popular in a redneck racist bible-humping cesspool of society--- In ANY of the 'outdoors' videos, like the McCintyre park video, the shopping spree he won as a kid, the council meeting, Fridays after 5- was there even ONE black person in any of them? Anyways, minstrel songs, the South in 1800's (which isn't that far removed from how it is now, it seems); he was saying "Saints".--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 14:50, 16 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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Still need to categorize this biznitch.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:04, 16 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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==Song?==<br />
Can we get the sauce on the song playing in the background?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 14:08, 16 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
:"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" by Crash Test Dummies. [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 14:14, 16 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Should there be a link for chris and his ego? ==<br />
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In his lyrics whiles he's whining about his life story he says "But bullies who '''were jealous''' of his material things"<br />
*Seems kind of minute compared to other examples, but no shit is too minor--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 14:47, 16 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
::Hell, do we even need to invoke that phrase? The only time I would need to use "minor" and "Chris" in the same sentence is to describe his duck, his sexual interests, and his brain.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 14:56, 16 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
So, it's true that he believes trolls are only after him for his material wealth (of shit). [[User:Nimnoms|Nimnoms]] 15:06, 16 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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I really thought it was just an innocent naive version of Popo and he doesn't unterstand the racial implications but then he blows it all away with his own little minstrel show at the end. I know this is not a forum and all, but I guess this can be interesting for the article - how does a roomdweller with the mind of a 12 year old can make such a spot on impression?<br />
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Where is the 'fiddle routine' ripped off from? --[[User:Maximilian Graves|Maximilian Graves]] 15:16, 16 September 2010 (PDT)</div>Maximilian Graveshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki:General&diff=113889CWCki:General2010-09-15T14:58:14Z<p>Maximilian Graves: </p>
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*[[CWCki:General/Archive 1|Archive 1]]<br />
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For discussion that doesn't fit into the other community pages - though do keep it related to the CWCki.<br />
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== Da update is used for Chris updates...but what about other updates? ==<br />
For example, I don't think the Lucas video game pictures should be on the update, but it should be noteworthy. Should it placed in da update or no? Also if you're wondering what pictures, I'M WORKING ON IT. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:33, 9 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Where should I stick the pictures? I uploaded them with Lucas commentary on them. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 12:42, 10 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
::I think either the list of Chris's games article or the video games article. Leaning towards the video games article, if only because the list article is already pretty damned huge. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 14:07, 10 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Image purge project ==<br />
According to the Spongepedia (also hosted by dreamhost), 500 internal server error may be caused by TOO MANY IMAGES. In any case, I'm sick of seeing shitty images that do nothing to enhance articles as well. please tag images that are useless on their talk pages for deletion. kthx [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:45, 10 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
*Based on what you told me about the Spongebob wiki, their problem was also due to image size. Perhaps if we work on resizing images down to less than 30kb?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 13:34, 11 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
::Eh, the 500 errors are a configuration/setup issue. I highly doubt images are the root cause. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:44, 11 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::No, it's a general agreed consensus that the 500 internal server error is occurring more often nowadays. It has to do with an increasing amount of SOMETHING. I'm going by this only lead right now. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:09, 11 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
::::I mostly get 500 errors on pages that are large - that is - the body of text is large. Images really seem to have a negligible effect on whether a page 500's for me or not. We should think carefully about whether going about an image purge will largely be a wasted effort and/or do more harm than good towards error fixing (generating more edits - which may also form part of the problem). --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:06, 11 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Overlooked interview? ==<br />
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A couple of weeks ago, I noticed on the talk page for [[Chris-chan_Discusses...]], the subject of a previous interview was brought up, and Champ said he didn't want to put it on until they had a youtube version for it. A year later, someone did. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR_PrPHC2l0 The video doesn't have many views, and I don't believe it has an article for it. I'm not sure if any of this is relevant, but I wanted to draw attention to it in case it needs an article or some other mention.--[[User:Austin|Austin]] 06:03, 11 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Chris and diligence article? ==<br />
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Christian's work ethics and his laziness are rightfully infamous, but there isn't an article dealing with it en detail. I'd make it myself but due to stress and my poor grasp of English I'd rather hear the opinions of others on it before making a crappy attempt. --[[User:Maximilian Graves|Maximilian Graves]] 07:58, 15 September 2010 (PDT)</div>Maximilian Graveshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jackie&diff=113887Jackie2010-09-15T14:39:20Z<p>Maximilian Graves: </p>
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<div>{{quote|And you will be safe, as long as I [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|do not talk]] about you at all online|[[Jackie e-mails|Every good show needs some foreshadowing]]}}<br />
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[[Image:JackSweetheart.jpg|thumb|Jackie IRL, note the shirt and bracelet]]<br />
[[Image:ModNation Sweetheart.jpg|thumb|"[[Sweetheart]]" in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'', note the shirt and bracelet]]<br />
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'''Jacklyn "Jackie" Romley''' is a woman whom [[Chris]] met on [[The Hook Cafe]]. Not much is known about Jackie other than what's present in a set of emails and a video uploaded by Chris.<br />
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==Jackie's Hook Cafe Profile (Username Luv2Jax)==<br />
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===Sexy sweetie looking for love===<br />
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I'm a little shy about this, but here goes... I'm looking for a guy between about 26-30 (I like my guys a little older, just call me old fashioned I guess) who is tall, has an [[Chris and health|athletic build, straight teeth, and a good smile.]] I don't really care what you do so long as you're [[monthly tugboat|driven]]; I care more about a [[Chris and fashion|nice sense of style]] and [[Fridays After Five|outgoing personality]]. I want [[Virgin with rage|someone who doesn't need to be with someone but wants to because he knows how amazing it can be!]]<br />
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Things I like to do, let's see... I love to go biking, it'd be nice if you did too. I love to play golf as well. I like to go out afer work, [[McDonalds|go to dinner]], cook dinner together (I LOVE to cook), spend the weekend [[Chris and rape|at my family's cabin]], travel, road trip and have [[Hanky-Panky|sex]]. Lots and lots of sex. (not gonna [[List of Chris's lies|lie]]!) Probably during some of the activities I just listed... I want that chemistry that is so strong, just a kiss can lead to wanting to have sex right then and there...<br />
I suppose you want to know a little about me, hm?<br />
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I'm 5'3", slender, I don't [[Tobacky|smoke]] (HATE it) but I [[Chris's Big Night Out|drink]] once in a while. I graduated college last year and I work as an [[Chris and English|editor]] for a magazine. I love every day. [[Sonichu's Edge|I run in road races]]. [[Chris and money|Oh, and I shop]]. I shop a LOT. :) Most importantly, I want that [[Autism|special]] someone I can share my life with and start a family with.<br />
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[[Chris and his ego|If you're reading this and you feel like it describes you, I hope you'll email me back!]] <br />
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===Characteristics===<br />
Gender: '''Woman'''<BR><br />
Current Status: '''Single'''<BR><br />
Looking for: '''Friends, Casual Dating, Long-term Relationship'''<BR><br />
Body Type: '''Slender, Petite, Curvy'''<BR><br />
Eyes: '''Hazel'''<BR><br />
Height: '''5' 03"'''<BR><br />
Hair Type: '''Red'''<BR><br />
Age: '''22'''<BR><br />
Seeks: [[Duck|'''Man for Dating, Man for Friendship''']]<br />
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===Profile===<br />
Education: '''College graduate'''<BR><br />
Ethnicity: '''Caucasian'''<BR><br />
Religion: '''Unitarian'''<BR><br />
Political Leanings: '''Independent, Kinky'''<BR><br />
Neighborhood: '''Charlottesville'''<BR><br />
City: '''Charlottesville'''<BR><br />
Occupation: '''Magazine Editor'''<BR><br />
Have Children: '''No'''<BR><br />
Want Children: '''Yes'''<br />
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===Habits===<br />
Smoking: '''[[Tobacky|Never]]'''<BR><br />
Drinking: '''[[Alcohol|Sometimes]]'''<BR><br />
Drugs: '''Not interested'''<br />
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===Personality===<br />
I get around town via: '''Car, Bycicle, Walk'''<BR><br />
My dietary preferences are: '''[[Nudes|No red meat]]'''<BR><br />
I spend my free time: '''Reading, Sex, Creating, Working out, Watching movies, Shopping, Biking, Frisbee Golf'''<BR><br />
Funniest Thing: '''A monkey on roller skates'''<br />
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===Deeper===<br />
'''If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, wo'd be coming?'''<br />
Wilt Chamberlain, [[Anne Boleyn|Queen Elizabeth I]], [[Mailbag_1#Chris_the_inventor|Leonardo Da Vinci]] and Liberace.<br />
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'''What's under your bed?''' My old [[PSP|Playstation]]... it's my guilty pleasure!<br />
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'''Two books that everybody should read are''' [[Father_Call#Literature_and_health|Of Mice and Men]] and the Great Gatsby.<br />
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===Fill It===<br />
I'm an open-minded person, but '''[[Chris and race|big]][[Homos|ot]][[Women's rights|ry]]''' is a deal-breaker.<br />
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Design your ideal mate: the brain of a '''Andy Warhol''' and the body of a '''Brad Pitt'''<br />
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People say '''my smile is my best feature'''.<br />
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The first section I turn to in the Hook is '''... ask me...'''<br />
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The quickest way to my heart is '''good cooking''' The quickest way to my bed is '''strong, muscly arms'''' And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked '''basted'''<br />
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The last concert I attented was '''[[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|Crash Test Dummies]]'''<br />
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My favorite cartoon as a kid was '''Digimon'''<br />
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'''Dogwood''' is my favorite local festival.<br />
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I wouldn't sell '''my body''' for a billion dollars.<br />
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'''[[Vanessa Hudgens|Christina Ricci]]''' is the celebrity I've been told I resemble.<br />
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'''[[China|P.F. Changs]]''' is my favorite restaurant.<br />
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===In and Out===<br />
The Corner or '''[[CWCville Shopping Center|Downtown Mall]]'''<br />
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'''Blockbuster''' or Sneak Reviews<br />
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'''[[Matthew Noble call|Best Buy]]''' or Sidetracks<br />
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'''Wireless''' or Landline<br />
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'''Aristocrat''' or Grey Goose<br />
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Beatles or '''Stones'''<br />
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CD or '''MP3'''<br />
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'''Carmike''' or Vinegar Hill<br />
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Dogs or '''Cats'''<br />
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'''Summer''' or Winter<br />
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Black or '''[[Dirty Crapped Briefs|Brown]]'''<br />
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'''Bars''' or Stay Home<br />
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Kroger or '''Whole Food'''<br />
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'''PC''' or Mac<br />
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'''Wheel of Fortune''' or Grey's Anatomy<br />
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Steak or '''[[Pickles|Salad]]'''<br />
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Steak or '''Sushi'''<br />
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'''Cavaliers''' or Redskins<br />
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'''Casket''' or Cremation<br />
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Fax or '''Email'''<br />
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Dyed or '''Natural'''<br />
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'''Pumps''' or Flats<br />
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'''Beach''' or Mountains<br />
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SUV or '''Sedan'''<br />
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==First contact==<br />
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{{main|Jackie Emails}}<br />
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Jackie corresponded with Chris in a series of emails spanning from 5 to 21 [[April 2010]]. The exchange culminated in a rather disturbing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|video]] outlining Chris's knowledge of cunnilingus in lurid detail.<br />
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==A new dawn?==<br />
In early [[September 2010]] his [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|E-Mail exchange with Clyde and Tito]] suggests the possibility of a new sweetheart, but Chris refuses to reveal her name. Furthermore, he uploaded a ''[[ModNation]]'' character generically named 'Sweetheart', which was discussed to be another [[Chloe]] or [[Wallflower]].<br />
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On 13 September 2010 Chris uploaded a [[To_Jackie,_with_Love.MOV|video]] officially proclaiming his love to Jackie.<br />
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[[Category:Sweethearts]]</div>Maximilian Graveshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mumble_7&diff=113774Mumble 72010-09-14T16:23:42Z<p>Maximilian Graves: </p>
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<div>'''Mumble 7''' is the seventh of the [[Mumble]] chats involving [[Chris]], held on 13th February 2009. Appears to be the genesis for the videos in which Chris attempts and fails to prove his [[I AM STRONG|strength]] and [[CWC Fighter|fighting]] [[Challenge For Clyde|skill]], though these would not materialize for several months.<br />
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==Summary==<br />
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* A fan talks to Chris about putting naked posters of girls and pictures of men up in his room up to find out if his friend was a [[homo]] as Chris suggested. He tells Chris that his girlfriend dumped him over the posters and his friend ignored all of them. Chris sees nothing wrong with his advice until Julie tells him that she wouldn't like that. Chris recommends sending an anonymous letter explaining the situation and utterly fails to apologize or show concern.<br />
* Fans point out that Chris shouldn't have to show and prove that he is straight.<br />
* Chris cuts a fan off to let Julie ask a question involving [[pedofork|shota]]. <br />
* Fans ask Chris to turn his radio down.<br />
* Chris uses Wal-Mart printer paper & RSVP ballpoint pen to draw, and a 50-pack of Crayola markers to color. Refuses to use color pencils or Photoshop to color, saying he prefers the markers.<br />
* Chris talks about Omicron's redone version of [[Sonichu]], accusing him of plagiarism. Says that the difference between what Omicron is doing and what he is doing is that Sonichu is his. Agrees to let Omicron continue if he credits Chris with the copyright.<br />
* '''Julie is convincing Chris to make videos proving to Clyde how strong he is.''' Chris feels that the [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator|dildo breaking video]] proved this. Fans say that Chris's dildo comes apart naturally for cleaning.<br />
* '''A fan recommends making a video showing off his fighting moves to scare Clyde.'''<br />
* Chris is asked why he would use a dildo in proving that he is straight. Chris says that he is straight for crushing it, fans call him a [[homo]] for keeping it.<br />
* Chris [[lie|denies]] [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|using the dildo]], and claims that it's now broken. Fan says it could easily be reassembled. Chris is adamant that it was glued and that it took a lot of strength to pull it apart.<br />
* When asked by Julie, '''Chris admits using super-shears from Cutco to break the dildo glue, claiming to use a lot of strength in the process'''.<br />
* Fans discuss [[SheCameForCWC.jpg]]. Chris insists that it was drawn in protest of [[ED]]. He says it was anonymous, as [[fail|most women have long brown hair and her eyes were censored]].<br />
* Insists that [http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:AngelicainGod%27sEyes.JPG the Rule 34 of Angelica Rosechu] is masturbating and enjoying it, and is using her hand to do it.<br />
* Chris thinks Billy Mays is on Home Improvement.<br />
* Chris isn't doing anything on Valentine's Day, as Julie is not there yet.<br />
* Chris discusses the the No-Redheads policy in his [[Love Quest]]. Says that redheads don't attract him unless they are not natural redheads. No piercings or tattoos allowed.<br />
* Chris is OK with blue hair. <br />
* Does a terrible Marge Simpson impersonation.<br />
* Chris impersonates Comic Book Guy and Donald Duck.<br />
* A fan presents the possibility that AIDS was sent by God to kill the [[homos]].<br />
* [[Chris and Religion|Premarital sex being forbidden in Christianity]] is discussed. Chris fumbles for an explanation.<br />
* '''A fan pretending to be black says he believes the government made AIDS to get rid of black people. Chris says that that's the kind of thing a black guy would say'''.<br />
* Premarital sex comes up again. Chris compares it to using porn to practice and learn skills for later.<br />
* The fake black fan calls Chris on his comment from earlier about black guys and AIDS. He makes the excuse that someone else said it first.<br />
* Questions on Sonichu start. Sonichu doesn't wear clothes because it's a comic. Chris isn't sure how [[Blake]] sounds. He might sound black, he might sound like Shadow the Hedgehog.<br />
* The fake black fan asks why the bad guy has to be black, also mentioning [[Silvana]]. Chris says that he doesn't have to be.<br />
* Chris gets annoyed about the pronunciation of [[Rosechu]] as popularized by the Old Narrator of the [[Audiobooks]].<br />
* '''Chris doesn't disagree that the [[Audiobooks]] made Sonichu more popular that he ever did'''.<br />
* He doesn't mind [[Fan:Index|fan-fics]] that don't portray Sonichu in a bad light.<br />
* The audio goes low in the main chat and a fan has a private, unrelated conversation for a few minutes.<br />
* Audio comes back as Chris is admitting that the [[B-Manajerk]] was black in real life.<br />
* Chris doesn't watch the news, so doesn't have an opinion on [[Barack Obama|Obama]]. He voted for him because he saw a documentary where he saw more of himself in Obama, namely that he was an outcast at one point.<br />
* A fan says that you should vote based on politics, not personality. Chris says that he is a moderate.<br />
* Chris doesn't know what the financial bailout is. He says that he drew the [[Sonichu 8#The Elevator Gags|racist picture]] of Obama based on his father's joke, before he saw the documentaries that made him vote.<br />
* Chris will not agree or disagree with interracial dating/marriage. He would want a white woman, but he would be [[gal pals|friends]] with others.<br />
* He'd marry an Asian.<br />
* It's not yet known if Silvana will be a good guy or if she will lose her [[pickle|dick]].<br />
* '''Chris doesn't know what he wanted to be when he was younger, he's just making it up as he goes along'''.<br />
* '''Chris is keeping the name changes in the comics for legal reasons'''.<br />
* A fan suggests Slaweel cursing Rosechu to have a dick. Chris gets upset before saying that he'll think about it. The fans think it's a great idea. One considers a talking penis for Rosechu. Chris says it's a stupid idea.<br />
* Another fan asks about Chris being sacked from Wendy's. He denies scaring the child with his Donald Duck impersonation, saying that he didn't make him cry.<br />
* Chris might release his DVD one day.<br />
* A fan says that Chris has influenced underground rappers such as Immortal Technique, who has sampled him. <br />
* Chris takes requests. Impersonates MC Hammer, Dr Nick Riviera, Peter from [[Family Guy]], Mario and Sonic, butchering them all and tainting our childhood memories.<br />
* More Sonichu questions. '''Chris won't upload [[Zapina]] [[Rule 34]] because she is underage and Chris is worried about legal ramifications'''. When he is reassured that this would be legal, he says he would consider it. He will also consider Sonichu-Rosechu anal sex. Rosechu would not clean the [[pickle]] with her mouth, she would clean it off with a washcloth. He would not sell the the washcloth on EBay.<br />
* Chris calls a stop to the potty humor displayed throughout the Sonichu questions.<br />
* '''Chris denies that [[Yawning Squirtle]] is a character'''.<br />
* Fans ask for a joke. He recites a dreadful rhyme about Videogame consoles. He then tells his awful [[Christian's sex joke|sex joke]].<br />
* Fans start to tell racist jokes about [[niggos|black people]] and Mexicans. Chris calls for a stop to this.<br />
* A fan says that his friend [[mass debating|masturbated]] to the [[rule 34|adult section of Sonichu]] and is now worried that his friend is a [[homo]], as they were drawn by a man. '''Chris says that this is what he intended it for''', and they are drawings of women, so his friend is straight. He doesn't masturbate to his own drawings.<br />
* Chris reassures a fan that [[Mass Debating|masturbating]] in the same room as another man isn't gay as long as both men are thinking of women, but he would not do this.<br />
* Chris offers no comment as to what constitutes adultery.<br />
* Chris says that he is patriotic. Asked to sing the national anthem, he instead mangles a few lines of "My Country, 'Tis of Thee". He then tells a 'patriotic' joke that is insensitive to Mexicans. [[Chris and Hypocrisy|The fans call him on his "no more racist jokes" statement from earlier]].<br />
* Chris does a poor impersonation of Mr T.<br />
* Chris says that if you are married, sleeping with someone else isn't cheating if you have consent from your spouse.<br />
* Chris gives more advice on homos and recommends Axe body spray for attracting girls.<br />
* Chris has not met any celebrities, only local DJs.<br />
* Does impersonations of Homer Simpson and Bender. The two sound identical.<br />
* Chris gives dating advice: Stay calm, polite, friendly and don't let your nerves get the best of you. Say "Hello, how are you" and talk about yourself. '''[[Barbara|His mom]] told him that standing around with a sign makes him look retarded. A female fan cracks up laughing and can't stop'''.<br />
* "Those who can't, teach"<br />
* Chris says he has never even been on a date. Rejects dating suggestions from fans.<br />
* '''Chris was close with Sarah "[[PandaHalo]]" McKenzie, but hasn't heard from her in over two weeks. He heard about the fires and doesn't know if she's still alive. When a fan adds that 108 people were killed in the fires, Chris responds to the entire ordeal with [[Chris and death|"It's OK though, at least I have a good woman who's willing to be by my side at this point"]]'''.<br />
* When pushed, he says he feels remorse for the the victims of the fires and is concerned that [[Sarah Cassandra McKenzie|Panda]] is dead.<br />
* He asserts that he didn't abandon Sarah for [[Julie]].<br />
* '''A fan says that if [[PandaHalo|Sarah]] isn't alive, Chris should take solace that her perfectly barbecued remains fed the survivors. Chris replies with [[Chris and Anger|SHUT UP!!!]]'''<br />
* Chris says that he cares about Sarah and Julie equally and wouldn't dump Julie as a friend. A fan asks what he will do to the survivors who ate Sarah. Chris replies with [[Chris and Anger|"SHUT UP!!!"]] and demands that he be booted.<br />
* Fans reassure Chris that Sarah is probably OK.<br />
* Chris does abominable impersonations of Uncle Ruckus from The Boondocks and Hank Hill. '''He sings "Don't Trust Them New [[Niggos|Niggas]] Over There"'''. He also impersonates Meowth and sings the Team Rocket song.<br />
* [[Clyde]] enters. Chris refuses to answer questions and leaves.<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
===Chris proves he is straight===<br />
'''Guy:''' Chris!<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hey y'all! ''[echoes]''<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' I'll be damned.<br /><br />
'''Other Guy:''' Hey Chris.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hey y'all.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Uh, Chris-[gets cut off by another guy]<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uh you know, can't com- it's uh, can't complain.<br /><br />
'''Other Guy:''' How's construction of the site?<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' it is so Chris<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah?<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Well I...I need to ask you something.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yup?<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Uh... I put those posters, of the... Playboy and everything in my room, and uh, one of my girlfriends saw it, and she got mad at me for looking at other w-... other girls, and she broke up with me.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. It could-<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah, she called me a pervert. I-I don't understand this.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Did you... did you ex- did you try to explain to her about situation between you and that guy?<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' I... I did, and I don't think she understood.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hmmm... well, you should try, you should, uh, s-... try, uh, you should try wr-, you should tr-, uh, do you know her email address?<br /><br />
[pause]<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> So, uh-<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' A-also, wait... also, uh, the friend, I was talking about, he, uh, lives with us, and [typing noises] he, uh, he went into my room, and didn't even notice the posters. He just s-sat in the middle, and he didn't s...see any uh, part of the room.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Huh. Hmm.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' So, uh... so, yeah, I don't know. I mean, my girlfriend broke up with me, called me a pervert, said that I shouldn't be looking at other girls, I mean... I don't know what to do now.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Well listen, uh, answer my question, do you have her email address?<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Umm... yeah, but she won't... she won't answer me anymore.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hm... ok, hmm. Here's what you can do, uh... Do you know your girlfriend's... any of your girlfriend's gal-pals?<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' No.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hmm... well, you should try to.. like wr- you should write out... hmm... hmm... here's an idea. S- Write a letter to her and send it via smail mai-, via snail mail, but don't write the return address. On it.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' What should I write?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Just like, you know, like, they, you know, this is... you know, this is... you, uh, you put your name there, and you, it's, and then you would basically explain the situation between you and that guy, and that's why you had the posters up, well that's why you put the posters up.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' I don't understand what was the point of the posters in the first place?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> ''[sigh]'' it's... ''[sigh]'' if he looks at... if he, if he is very interested, if he is, if he was straight, he would uh, look at the women. Very much.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' But he didn't even notice them. He didn't notice any of the posters.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hmm. Well, I guess he is a homo.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' W...well, um, he wasn't looking at anything, not even the guy posters.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hmm. Hmm... He's not blind, surely.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' So, like, what is he, is he like, uh...I don't know.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hmm. I don't know either, man. But, you know at the moment I would suggest you, uh, write t- write the letter to your girlfriend, send the mail, don't write your return address on the envelope, and, uh, mail it to her.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Also my mom saw the posters and she got offended, she's like really religous and stuff - she said that uh, lust is a sin or some shit. Oh, like she said, she's like all against the, you know, Playboy in my room.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hmm. Well, apparently your mom hasn't been [beeps] didn't have that open minded that time. So, give her time to recover, she'll uh, she might, she might open up.<br /><br />
'''Fan:'''Yeah, I don't think that was a good idea though, I mean, why did you suggest it?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I was trying to see if he, I was trying to s-help you figure out if your uh, if your friend was a homo or not.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' I know, but, uh, do you have Playboy posters in your room?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> [unclear] I'm very forward.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I have uh, poster of some, of uh, I have a poster in my room of uh, some uh, naked girls I got from adamandeve.com as a bonus.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Then, nobody says anything about it?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> ''[clears throat]'' Well, I didn't really have too many oppor-, too many people in my room. So, it's kind of like in a hard to notice place.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Um, wondering, um, If you showed anyone, wouldn't they be offended?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Maybe, maybe not, it just depends on their point of view.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah, I wouldn't want the same thing that happened to me to happen to you.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hmm. I hear you there. Uh, just to so just sound clear... Julie?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> [unintelligible]<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Julie, are you there?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Yes.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Ok, uh, would you be offended if you saw such a poster in my room?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> ''[breaks up]''<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uh, What will, what was that?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie'''</span> Yes I would, kind of.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Oh. Well that's no problem, I can take it down.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah, see that's what I'm talking about, I mean...<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> That's why I asked Julie right now, because I respect her. So, because she said that she would, I will take it down.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Well, I've been thinking, um...<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Do you have... [unclear] Chris, I don't think you should look at other woman.[sic] In my opinion.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I see, Julie. Well that's fine.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah...<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I...I respect that.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' She might get jealous, I mean, that's what happened to my...my girlfriend.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah, that's fine Julie, I respect you, I respect that. Just-<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Hey guys, do you have a question? If he's done? Uh-<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Oh, uh, one more thing, um, I've been thinking, uh, I don't really think you need, you know, posters and stuff like, to prove you're straight, I mean, if you're straight, that's all there is to it, am I right?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> I think you're right.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' I...I mean, you shouldn't have to prove that you're straight.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> You're right.<br /><br />
'''Other Guy:''' [line breaks temporarily] -You should not have to reassure us, though. You should just be knowing it, and nothing that anybody says, you get very, uh...<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah, but, it's ve-ah-very-but you see, I have like, I have that [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon poster]] in my room, it's just, so that I can, uh, for in case I have any-for in case I have any random thoughts, on account really, to tempt me.<br /><br />
''[unintelligible mix of chatter from most participants trying to get their word in]''<br /><br />
'''Other Guy:''' I-I mean, even if they're random thoughts, even if they're random thoughts, if you know you're ''positive'' about it, you shouldn't have to look at anything to make sure.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Chris, usually.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Okay. Uh, moving on from all this homosexuality, uh, I have one question, uh, -[gets cut off by Chris in the background]- ...never mind, [fat douchebag?]<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hey, ah, let Julie ask a question, let Julie ask her question.<br /><br />
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===7:08 Julie asks about shotacon===<br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Hey Chris, I was watching you on the Internet yesterday and, what's a shotacon?[slightly cut off]<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> ...I'm sorry, uh-y, I'm sorry, you got cut off, what was that?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> What's a sho-[cuts off again]-<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> ...What's a...''short''?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Shot-[cuts off third time, pretty obvious she's saying ''shota'']-<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Dude, shota.<br /><br />
'''Other Guy:''' Yeah, shota.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Ssshhhh...shota?<br /><br />
'''Other Guy:''' Yeah, S-H-O-A-T-A [sic].<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Oh, it's a word he found online.<br /><br />
'''Other Guy:''' Yeah, [baby?], yeah.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I never heard of that word.<br /><br />
'''Other Guy:''' Hmm.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I dunno, if you want to look it up, you can probably find out on an online dictionary...<br /><br />
''[pause, and a weary sigh from someone other than Chris]''<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I'll-I'll take a look. Hang on.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Yeah, I know some Japanese and I think I've heard that somewhere, like in a magazine or something.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah, it's some of that Japanese shit.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hmm. Probably is. Three moments, I'll look it up.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Okay!<br /><br />
''[pause, Chris's radio is audible]''<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> ...Whoops, that was the wrong one. The wrong bookmark.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' S-H-O-T-A.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I know, I just get the wrong bookmark for...place I wi-for like...dictionary-type website that I have.<br /><br />
''[pause, Chris's keyboard taps are audible]''<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Uhhh...Chris?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Ok, now that Julie's done with her question, I also had one.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' He has to find what that means first.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Oh, ''I'm sorry''.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Shit, ah shit, I've just found it on Wikipedia. It's, uh, it's a ma-it's a Japanese name. It's a name of a person. In Japan.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Really.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> It's a Japanese name. I think it's-<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Oh no no, I think you're looking at the wrong thing, it's S- S-H-O-T-A-C-O-N.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> S-H- I mean- O-T-A-C-O-N? Shotacon?<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' It's the same thing, just put C-O-N at the end.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' I've read it in a dictionary before, can't remember what it means...<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Oh, oh! Okay, here it is, uh..."shotacon, sometimes shortened to shota, is Japanese slang of the phrase 'Shotaro Complex'"...uh..."that describes the attraction to young boys or an individual with such an attraction".<br /><br />
''[Disgusted reactions heard]''<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Oh my god, what the fuck?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' There's lots of sick people. Y'all are gonna get ricked?<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Someone from 4 cent garbage came in and told us to look that up, I didn't--I didn't even want to.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' I guess he's a homo...<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Don't worry I banned him already.<br /><br />
'''Girl:''' Um, Chris, Vivian wants to know if you can like, turn your radio down a bit, it's distracting.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Yes, please turn it down.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I thought that was quiet enough, here.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Oh, no, the lady'll probably pick it up<br /><br />
'''Girl:''' Alright cool. Merci.<br /><br />
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===10:21 Another fan asks about art supplies===<br />
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'''Another Fan:''' Okay, um, I have a question, um, I like to draw--interrupted by mumbling--I like to draw comics and such, I mean I want to start up a webcomic. What kind of materials do you use?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Um, like, you mean for drawing?<br /><br />
'''Another Fan:''' Yes.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Well mostly I just use like, uh, paper without lines, like, computer printer paper you can get in, like, Wal-Mart, for an inexpensive price in multiples.<br /><br />
'''Another Fan:''' Oh, okay--<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> And then I use like an RES--RSVP-brand pen with the black ink.<br /><br />
'''Another Fan:''' Oh okay, is it like, um, a gel pen or a ballpoint pen or--<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> It's like a ballpoint, it's like a ballpoint pen.<br /><br />
'''Another Fan:''' Oh.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' What do you use to color?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I use Crayola brand markers.<br /><br />
'''Another Fan:''' Oh, okay.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I would like to--I would--I would--I would recommend getting the Super Tip 50-pack which you can also find at the Wal-Mart.<br /><br />
'''Another Fan:''' Oh, okay. I--[interrupted by someone else on chat]<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' That's basically--<br /><br />
'''Another Fan:''' At Wal-Mart I usually get the 24-color RoseArts. Those are--those do pretty good too.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uhhhh, Vivian, just so you--just so you know, I'm using the microphone that came with Hey You, Pikachu for Nintendo Sisty-Four [sic].<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Yeah, yeah no, no offense, but uh, personally I prefer like, colored pencils and shit cause--[Chris mumbling is heard]--they're like easier to erase. Photoshop [unintelligible]<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> If you want to use colored pencils that's fine, I'm not, uh, saying that you have to use Crayola markers--<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Hey Chris, can I ask you a question?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Why don't you use colored pencils? They're really good, you should try one on like, at least one page, just try one. One page with just colored pencils.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' But um, actually, you can--you can scan your drawings and then color--color them in like, Photoshop or something. [rest of chat murmurs in agreement] That looks really professional, and really good.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uh, I prefer using the markers.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Oh.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> It's just that I--I mean--I mean I've tried--I mean I've colored with colored pencils before, and I just feel best with using markers.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> I have a question, um, uh, the Hey You Pikachu microphone, how does that work on the, you're using that on your computer? Did you say?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah it's just, yeah, it's like you plug it into uh, into the basic microphone jack.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Oh, yeah, yeah.<br /><br />
'''Girl:''' Excuse me, I have a nice little Plantronics headset.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Um--<br /><br />
'''Another Fan:''' Hey Chris can I ask you a question?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uh, yeah, hang on a second, uh... uh, Omicron, that's uh, you're basically, uh, you're basically plagiarizing here. You're even using, uh, parts of my original drawings to, uh, make up your so called real ones and, you're just--you're just parroting--you're just plagiarizing--<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' That's dirty and illegal.<br /><br />
[Unintelligible mumbling]<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah, you said so yourself, you're being illegal. And plus, and plus I'm--<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Yeah, isn't combining Sonic with Pikachu the same thing?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah, but, but, but but also, look at this, also I'm looking at this site here, it said, he's claiming the copyright for himself, but he's, but he's not. I mean that's like, but he's, he--he says<br /><br />
'''Foreign Sounding Guy:''' You need to ban him immediately.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah, ban him immediately.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Oh wait wait wait wait wait...<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah maybe you should check--[interrupted by loud noise, probably Chris]<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah well he said that, he's saying that all of Sonichu material is copyrighted by him, when it's clearly not.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Yeah but you use Sonic and Pikachu, and you copyrighted it--<br /><br />
'''Other Guy:''' He just offered to give you credit--[interrupted by noisy chatter]<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I mean, I put, I mean, yeah but, I mean, I'm talking about the--the Omnicron [sic] guy here, that's like, just put this link here.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Oh he offered to give you credit--<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Yes that's the same thing you did.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Well no no, he, no--<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' We decided--<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> No he's plagiarizing MY Sonichu.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' We just decided [unintelligible]<br /><br />
'''Foreign Sounding Guy:''' [unintelligible]<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Chris it's, it's a parody, kinda like Sonichu is.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah but he--yeah, but he's saying, he said--he--on his front page he says, all Sonichu material--<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah but he's, he just offered to change it, so are you okay with that?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> By changing it to Sonichu X--<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' No, he said he'll give you credit instead of claiming it for himself.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah, uh, yeah I would appreciate that, that would be better, yeah, if... he changed that.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Alright cool.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Problem solved.<br /><br />
<br />
===15:02 Chris talks about dildos to prove his strength===<br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Hey Chris?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yes Julie.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Do you think you could tell everyone about my idea? And, since you're going to do it do you think you could tell everyone so they could look out for it?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uh, your idea... um, oh oh oh, yeah, just basically a video of me standing up to Clyde and showing him how strong I am, doin' a few kicks for the camera or something--<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Yeah, you should throw some punches, show him what you're made of, you know?<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Kick, punch, it's all in the mind ''etc..''<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I basically... I pretty much did that when I...<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Let him talk, c'mon!<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I pretty much did - already proved my strength when I... ripped that... ''dildo'' in half.<br /><br />
(incoherent: too many people)<br /><br />
'''Foreign-Sounding Guy:''' Most dildos come apart for cleaning.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' C'mon.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah but that thing was screwed together at the seam.<br /><br />
(incoherent: too many people)<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Ok listen to me...<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Hey Chris...<br /><br />
'''Deep-Voiced Guy:''' Eh Chris! <br/><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> ...could you do a like further test of your strength for me?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> ''stress sigh'' Yeah...<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> I wanna see how strong you are please.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> ...That's fine, I can do that.<br /><br />
'''Other Fan:''' I mean that's ok, you showed your strength, but you should show her your moves. Like show her, like, what kind of moves you can do.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Chris, let me tell you a story about how this'll work, ok.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' See, my, uh, one of my cousins, uh, this guy at school, kept, y'know, picking on him, calling him gay and stuff, and trying to fight with him, and my cousin told him to sss- y'know, one day, the guy said "Hey man, I'm gonna beat you up" and my cousin said "Look, if I show you some of my moves, I'll prove to you I can kick your ass in a fight" and so my cousin, y'know, he stepped back and, he took, uh, he took Tae Kwon Do, and he did a couple moves, y'know? He just stood there for like five minutes just doing his moves, and, y'know, some punches and kicks and... The guy just backed right off; he didn't even want to talk to him any more. So I think that should work.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> All right, well I'll try that. I'll try that.<br/><br />
'''Guy:''' All right. Sounds good.<br/><br />
'''Fan:''' Chris? <br/><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah.<br?><br />
'''Fan:''' You try - you always mention about how you're straight but yet in your video about you crushing a dildo, uh, doesn't that kinda like, y'know, not help your cause?<br/><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> No, it proves I'm straight because...<br/><br />
'''Fan:''' But you have a dildo.<br/><br />
(incoherent: too many people)<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I got it free with an order on adameve.com<br/><br />
(incoherent: too many people)<br /><br />
'''Deep-Voiced Guy:''' But you ''kept'' it and shit. That ain't cool.<br/><br />
'''Fan:''' What I don't... Why were there batteries in...?<br/><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Oh yeah Chris, why ''were'' there batteries in it? Why did you keep it?<br/><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah, I mean...<br/><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I mean it wasn't an easy thing for me to sell, right off the bat, or even to make a profit, so...<br/><br />
(incoherent: too many people)<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> In fact in a way it's a good thing I kept it, cause it allowed me to be able to break it, like I did.<br/><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Yes but why would you keep it?<br/><br />
(incoherent: too many people)<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Why would you keep it?<br/><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I woulda saved it for my sweetheart, if she'd wanted it. To use it.<br/><br />
'''Fan:''' Aaaahhh.<br/><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> But if I were there wouldn't you prefer the real deal?<br/><br />
'''Fan:''' Some things that metal just can't replace.<br/><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> ...Yeah.<br/><br />
'''Fan:''' I heard that.<br/><br />
'''Fan:''' You didn't use it did you?<br/><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> No I did not.<br/><br />
'''Fan:''' Did you just throw all the ones you had away?<br/><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I only had that one. And there you go, I ri - there you go, I broke it apart.<br/><br />
'''Fan:''' Didn't you just, like, ''take'' it apart, I mean, it did...<br/><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> No...<br/><br />
'''Fan:''' ...seem to come apart, like, screwed on...<br/><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> No, no I did not take it apart, that thing was glued at the seam. I had to put a lot of strength into breaking it at the middle there.<br/><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah, but I think, um, showing your moves would be better.<br/><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Right.<br/><br />
'''Fan:''' I don't think Clyde would mess with you if you show him you can kick his ass.<br/><br />
'''Fan:''' Hey, Chris's a muthafuckin' ''gangsta''!<br/><br />
'''Fan:''' Blap blap.<br/><br />
'''Fan:''' Yes, Chris will fuck Clyde's shit up.<br /><br />
(awkward pause)<br/><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Wait, Chris, didn't you say you used a - didn't you say you used scissors to break the dildo?<br/><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I pretty much did have to so I could break that ''glued seam''.<br/><br />
'''Fan:''' Oh, I thought you broke it with your hands.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah well I - yeah well I would have but it was dang glued at the seam, so I clipped straight in with the scissors I had.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> It's a pair of Super Shears from [[Cutco]].<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' ''(feigning interest)'' Huh.<br /><br />
<br />
===19:50 Chris defends his Rule 34===<br />
<br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah, let's talk about something else. Uh, Chris?<br/><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Whenever the announcement of the adult Sonichu page, when I looked at your gallery, very nice stuff, you know, I see a picture of what looks like you with a Sonichu, uh, medallion. Like, and, who's that one girl, exactly?<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Who, [[Megan]]?<br/><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> I thought it was, like, [[Crystal]], cause of the hair?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> No, no, it was - it was originally drawn to be Megan but I censored her eyes to, uh, port - to protect her identity.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Mmmmmm.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> ''(laughing)'' That's stupid! (?) That's so silly.<br/><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I drew that after I found the ED page in November.<br/><br />
'''Fan:''' Didn't you say that?<br/><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> In protest against it.<br/><br />
'''Fan:''' I thought you were going to get rid of it anyway.<br/><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I tore up the original drawing, I, in - into squares, and I put in in an envelope. <br/><br />
'''Fan:''' Why did you upload it?<br/><br />
'''Fan:''' Why did you do that shit? Like, and...<br/><br />
'''Fan:''' I understand Rosechu, but, like y'know, why, like, something that's from real life. That's the problem (?)<br/><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> It's not neccessarily from real life, it depends on you inter - it depends on your interpretation, I mean it's hardly - I mean, '''most women have long brown hair, and the eyes are censored''', so...<br/><br />
(laughter)<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' ''Most'' women?!?<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' I remember in that one video you were saying it was Megan.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Because it broke, because it end up, because it the end it broke up my friend - broke up my friendship eve, my uh, friendship with Megan.<br/><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Um, can I ask you a question? In the third picture, with [[Angelica Rosechu]], what is... what's happening, is... God... doing...?<br/><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Nope. She's masturbating. And she's enjoying it.<br/><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> But she has no hands there. How's she doing it?<br/><br />
'''Fan:''' She's ''enjoying'' it. <br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> But she does... She does...<br/><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Yeah but how's she doing it? She doesn't have her hands there.<br/><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> She does have her hands, she's... ''(stress sigh)'' She's... like most women would be able to do the same thing.<br/><br />
'''Fan:''' I thing it's the angle, Julie. I think it's the angle you were looking at it.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah plus uh, the picture wasn't, uh, very - wasn't as clear as, like, you know, I would have liked to have had it, uh, I mean, I had that file for a while, and it...<br/><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah some of those are kinda blurry.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah, some deg - some degraded.<br/><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> ? a good question, have you drawn anything... of... have you drawn anything like that with me? Cause I would actually like to see, if you did. If so, could you, and let me see? I, uh, sorry, that's very rude to ask.<br/><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Um, I'm sorry, let me answer this guy. Yeah, well, I made a retraction video later saying that I - I disowned that address.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Ah, I see.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Just after that guy hacked into it and changed to it to suck. And as such.<br /><br />
(unintelligible)<br/><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hang on, I'm gonna take a look at that... My Youtube...<br/><br />
'''Fan:''' I like this song.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> What song?<br/><br />
'''Fan:''' The song that's playing in the background of, uh.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Hey Chris, what do you think of, uh, what do you think of that guy who advertises products, Billy Mays? What do you think of him?<br/><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hmmm... Billy... Oh! Yeah he's an ok guy, I watched him on Home Improvement.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Billy Mays?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah...<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' No, that was another guy on Home Improvement, Chris.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> No that was the same guy. That was the same guy.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Really?!? Let's look up. IMDB, go. ''(sound of typing)''<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Believe me, it's the same guy.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Hey Chris, I really enjoyed your, um, adult, uh, section of the site.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah... okey dokey, very good. Aaahh, trying to figure out how to update the link on this thing here. Oh, maybe under here. Oh there it is, thank God (?), update right now.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' ''(singing)'' You spin me right round baby, right round...<br /><br />
'''Other fan:''' (joining in) Like a record baby, right round round round<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' It's a classic, I can't help in man.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> There you are, updated. It's finally fixed.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Actually that was Richard Karn on Home Improvement, not Billy Mays.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Oh. Well my mistake, I mean the guy had the beard and uhh...<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Oh yeah I can understand.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> And the voice sounds- and the voice sounds the same...<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah. They sound the same.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' I guess.<br /><br />
(incoherent: too many people)<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> There's a matter of interpretation apparently I misinterpreted so I will admit that I was wrong.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah see we all make mistakes, don't be too hard on yourself.<br /><br />
(pause)<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' (unintelligible babble or singing)<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Have you gotten any fan art submissions or notable? For the uh- webpage?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah I got one today... It's like mostly a drawing of that uh that uh- of the fan herself.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Oh.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> -got in the snail mail today.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' -Sunday.<br /><br />
(pause)<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Oh. Hmmmm...<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' What are you doing for this Valentine's day Chris?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uhhhm... I'm sorry, what was that question?<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' What will you be doing this year on Valentine's day?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hm depends...<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Ahhh, I see.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hm.<br /><br />
Fan: Surely a man of such magnitude as yourself are going to be doing something important, aren't you?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Mmm.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Magnitude? Way to choose the words buddy.<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' Vocabulary talent.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uh, cause I don't have Julie over here yet.<br /><br />
(Reactions of OHs and AHs)<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> If she was here...<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> (unintelligible) -play games.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Or we could just uh... talk.<br /><br />
'''Woman:''' Ehehehehe. Maybe... uh... why no redheads?<br /><br />
'''Other Woman:''' Yeah?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah, I was trying to think about that when the other guy asked that question. Uh... I was trying to think up that unh... mmmm... Uhhhh, redheads just don't be very- tract me so much.<br /><br />
Several: Uh, ah.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> It's- it's- a- pi- a possibility that they're dyed.<br /><br />
'''Woman:''' Mmmmmmm...<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> But yeah y'know natural redheads enh, yeah, just don't really turn me on as much.<br /><br />
'''Woman:''' I see...<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Have you thought about girls with um, highlights?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Mmmm... (pause) aaahhhh... what turns me on hhh- (inhales) (pause) obviously the women.<br /><br />
'''Man:''' Gotta have the women. (?)<br /><br />
'''Guy''': What about piercings or tattoo?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah, neither of those.<br /><br />
(Pause)<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Ehhhh-<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Hey (unintelligible)<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span>Hey Chris! How bout like non-orange hair, not like... no, never mind. I'm sorry.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah... oh... okay... hmmm...<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Wait Chris! How do you feel about blue hair?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Blue hair's okay, otherwise I wouldna- Otherwise I wouldn't've liked Sailor Mercury.<br /><br />
'''British??? guy:''' That is true, she does have blue hair.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' She's a very fine character. There is no way to deny it.<br /><br />
'''Black guy:''' Blue hair is OFF DA HOOK!!!<br/><br />
<br />
===28:35 Chris impersonates various cartoon characters===<br />
<br />
'''British??? guy:''' Doesn't Marge Simpson have blue hair as well?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> (in some kind of insane voice) Oh yeah! Marge Simpson has blue hair and it's as tall as the Empire State building!!!<br /><br />
(Some HMMs UHs and UMs follow)<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Yo Chris!! Can you do some impersonations for us?<br /><br />
'''British??? Guy:''' Oh we'd love to hear that!<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I just did Marge Simpson.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Yeah you're really talented.<br /><br />
'''British??? Guy:''' Yeah.<br /><br />
(Several people talking at once)<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> -they're really good.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Do another SimpsonsChris, how about Comic Book Guy?<br /><br />
'''British??? Guy:''' Mmmmhmmm...<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Oh I'm very indeed. Oh aren't we all promiscuous and whatnot. I like Batman and Robin, oh look! Stan Marsh has come into the thing again - I forget that guy's name, that guy who did the Marvel comics.<br /><br />
'''Several:''' (incoherent)<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Stan Lee. (Pause) Chris do your Donald Duck impression.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Everybody have fun (incoherent and scary quacking)<br /><br />
'''Several:''' (laughter)<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Chris you should work for Disney.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' That's good Chris.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Have you ever considered being a voice actor?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Errrrrp... possibly, I'm not sure.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' (incoherent, cut off by Chris)<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> (incoherent... another cartoon voice)<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Hey Chris, you're a Christian, right?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' I was just wondering-<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Ahm actu-<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' -do you just-<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I'm actually a Methodist church.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Oh awesome, I was just wondering: Do you think AIDS was sent by god to kill the homos or do you think that it's just an accident or something man-made?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> The thou- the thought never occurred to me... thought never occurred to me.<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' can you do an impression of Arnold Schwarzenegger?<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Hold- the question...<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Let Chris answer the question.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> The thought- the thought never occurred to me about what you just said about the AIDS there mmmm... but y'know, it's a possibility and I will not agree nor disagree with it.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Yeah, I was just wondering I mean, I've had that discussion with some of my Christian friends. I just wanted to get your opinion, thank you.<br /><br />
(pause)<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Mmhhh...<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> I think (clears throat) I think Omicron has a point and you did tell me you went to a methodist church didn't you? So that's-<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah well th- well my Methodist church is uh more loose on- is not as strict on uh- on uh sex.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Chris I don't know- I don't know that much about religion in the States but I don't think there is a looser Meth- Methodist church. God makes the rules Omicron says.<br /><br />
(pause)<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah well, hmmm...<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Well, you know personally I think that the government made AIDS to kill off all the brothers.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Whoa, whoa... That's what the blacks always say.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah. (pause) I'm going to agree, that sounds like something that uh... well, a black guy would say.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' So your church is kinda of uh- they let you do- their kinda loose on the whole moral restrictions?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Mmm... (pause) uhhh... that's... what's the question?<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Your church they- you said they're kind of more uh- y'know they're less strict on the whole moral thing, like, as far as sexuality goes? Right?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> -ah basically.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' But y'know, uhh, I thought you're supposed to listen to the Bible or whatever not, y'know, not necessarily- no, never mind.<br /><br />
(Pause)<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Hey Chris-<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' (interrupts)<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah, there's also a uh, there's also a- think about this uh, if you uh- if you- if you were a think uh- you have to find for yourself a good meaning behind uh- good meaning behind watching pornography to uh- like teach how it- how to do this and that when you actually get around to doing it...<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' That's all ???<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> That's all's considered education for yourself.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' How is that realistic at all?<br /><br />
(pause)<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Yeah, it's uh- not a really good thing to learn from, trust me.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> It can be done before marriage as well as long as me and my sweetheart really love each other very much.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' But not in Christianity.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' But all I'm saying is y'know, porn is completely, completely unre- unrealistic I mean you can't really learn anything from it.<br /><br />
(pause)<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> It gives- it gives you enough ideas.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> (incoherent)<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' (incoherent) porn.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' When you actually have sex, it's nothing like porn.<br /><br />
(pause)<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Maybe not like you, you not gonna do it-<br /><br />
'''Accented woman:''' You can't do it immediately- immediately anal sex cause most women are not very happy with anal sex and also...<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Okay, shut up<br /><br />
'''Accented woman:''' -and also weird-<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Shut up.<br /><br />
'''Accented woman:''' Yes.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' And... that wasn't cool, like...<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' That was uncalled for...<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Yeah, like, suthin' a BLACK MAN would say...<br /><br />
'''Several:''' (incoherent)<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' That's racist man...<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Well, somebody said it on here first before I did.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Does that make it ok?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Chris, I think he's trying to make it clear that- I dunno.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I typically agree with that guy.<br /><br />
(pause)<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> So nothing g- it doesn't make it ok.<br /><br />
(incoherent)<br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> (babbling) I wi- I'm sorry, I take it back.<br /><br />
(pause)<br /><br />
(incoherent)<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Guys can we get back to Sonichu, Please?<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah.<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' Yeah this is getting ridiculous.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' (incoherent) -Sonichu actually.<br /><br />
(pause)<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Anyway, my question is that: why does Sonichu not wear clothes while Rosechu and the other Rosechus do wear clothes? And underwear?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Aaaaaaaaaamp... It's like uh- it's basically a cartoon and it doesn't really matter, it's like... mm... think about this: Most cartoon characters wear at least one article of clothing. At least one article. And uh- it's like Yogi Bear who just wears a necktie and a hat.<br /><br />
<br />
'''(From 35.14)'''<br /><br />
<br />
'''Other Guy:''' I think it would be cool if all the Sonichus and Rosechus got together and they and- they all formed a big team and they had special uniforms or something, kinda like the X-men.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Or Power Rangers.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uh yeah, I don't do- I don't do well- I'm not in- no uniforms. It's a uniform and other Sonichus and Rosechus.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' I'm just wondering if you'd do another impression: What does Blachu sound like? Uh, Black Sonichu? Or Blake?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Eeeeuuunh... Eh... ahhhh...<br /><br />
'''British guy:''' Can you imitate it?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Mmmm... I'm not sure... uhhhhm...<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Like does he sound black?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Possibly, but I'm not certain. I'm not leaning towards it.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Ok, I'd like to hear it, but if you don't want...<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I just never- I just never really thought about that. I'd say that he possibly sounds similar to uh, y'know Shadow the hedgehog. But he could possibly sound, black. He could. Don't quote me on it.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' All right, I was just wondering if you'd do his voice but...<br /><br />
'''Black guy:''' Hey why does the BAD guy gotta be black?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I never said the bad guy "has to" be black. (pause) I mean, look at the- the range of villanies, I mean there's black and whites and uh... male females.<br /><br />
(pause)<br /><br />
'''Black guy:''' Yeah I noticed that uh- Silvana's also... black lookin'.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I just decided to color her black because she was born- she came from outer space from a black egg, which was the- which came out of the rainbow.<br /><br />
(pause)<br /><br />
'''Black guy:''' Yeah, I was also wonderin' about that like-<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I- I- I-<br /><br />
'''Black guy:''' If Silvana came out of the rainbow, right?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yes it's-<br /><br />
'''Black guy:''' Why would she be black?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> (babbling)<br /><br />
'''Black guy:''' I mean like black ain't part of the rainbow, right?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> It's like the black sheep of the family. Y'know you put all the colors together and it does become black.<br /><br />
(unintelligible reactions)<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' -like a brownish-<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' (unintelligible) is a (unintelligible) color.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Maybe it's because she's from space and there's not a lot of light in space and it's dark or something.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah that- a uh yeah- that's one of the-<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' Hmmm.<br /><br />
'''Woman:''' Uhm, did you look at the link of my friend?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uh, ummmm...<br /><br />
'''Woman:''' Yeah, since you love blue hair.<br /><br />
(pause)<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uh- no I haven't looked at it and I don't wanna make Julie feel jealous if I did- if I went and did.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' I don't think Julie would mind.<br /><br />
'''Woman:''' Uhhh...<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' You look at pornography don't you?<br /><br />
'''Woman:''' (mumble)<br /><br />
(pause)<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> No, that- that was two syllables "Rose-chu". You don't- don't add- don't say the "e" it's just "Rosechu".<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah you went over this last chat.<br /><br />
(pause)<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' Hey Chris.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span>(I don't know, it sounds like "narrator")<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' Uh.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> (sounds like he says "narrator" again)<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' Uh... I was just-<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> No, well, obviously the uh- the narrator who did those audio books was incorrect. Specially since I never gave that person the approval to do the audiobooks.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' I think it's just a fan project and I think he-<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' and I think he might have one of the West coast dialects. I know that the South they say y'all but over here-<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Well obviously he lied-<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' -different. I'd be proud if they made one of my projects into an audiobook though. That means that there are a lot of fans out there that really like it.<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' Ay.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' They're not selling to try and make any money off it. They're not trying to rip you off. They always made sure- they always narrate the first page by saying "Christian Weston Chandler" so they're not trying to cheat you or anything.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' The people know you're making it.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah I- I hear that. I just, apparently they misin- misinterpreted the (audio breaks up) name Rosechu. Or mispronounced it. Misinterpreted, mispronounce- fairly the same thing in that situation.......... possibly. To answer that question... possibly.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Uh, Vivian said that the audiobooks made Sonichu way popular that- than you could ever ever do on your own.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Well, I will not disagree with the statement. And I appreciate her help.<br /><br />
(pause)<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' Hey Chris. Would you be offended if a fan wrote a fanfiction about Sonichu?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Faaanfiction... if it's- if it's not demeaning or makes them look stupid. Then it's fine- it's fine. (pause) Like I did mind when, shoot, what's his name? That guy... uhhhh... that guy that the uhhhh... did the animations, on his computer.<br /><br />
'''British guy:''' You did mind or you didn't?<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Animations???<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' I think I know what he's talking about. Are you talking about the um...<br /><br />
<br />
(background noise begins)<br /><br />
''Background voice:'' Well the original play was a Greek play. Where they're all y'know... Greeks... and crazy stuff happens and they're all runnin' around in togas. So if you ever wanna see the movie "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum" it was a classic and it had some real classic people from the 50s and 60s in it. Kinda like "It's a MAD MAD MAD MAD World". Sort of a classic old school movie from funny old school world. First color movie type thing. But that'll be a high school play. You'll wanna see that. You might actually enjoy it. (unintelligible)<br /><br />
(inaudible response)<br /><br />
''Background voice:'' You never know that might be fun to do. Well I guess that wouldn't work on the weekend then... you gotta...<br /><br />
<br />
'''(FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, IT APPEARS THAT THERE WAS SOME TECHNICAL PROBLEM THAT CAUSED ANOTHER MUMBLE CHANNEL TO BE RECORDED WHILE THE CONVERSATION WITH CHRIS BECAME BARELY AUDIBLE BACKGROUND NOISE. INSTEAD ALL THAT CAN BE HEARD IS SOME BUTTFACE YAMMERING ABOUT FILMS AND TELEVISION SHOWS. I'M NOT GOING TO KEEP TRANSCRIBING IT. CHRIS IS STILL TALKING AND ANSWERING QUESTIONS, BUT NOTHING CAN BE UNDERSTOOD OVER THESE GUYS.)'''<br /><br />
<br />
'''(AT 42.56 THE AUDIO SUDDENLY RESUMES NORMALLY)'''<br /><br />
<br />
'''Unknown person:''' Uh you-<br /><br />
'''Black guy:''' Yeah I uh- noticed he's another BLACK villain.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah in real life he was black. Without meaning any offense to the uh- black guy in general, cause you've noticed, among the Jerkops there's uh- we got black's and white's, males and females.<br /><br />
(pause)<br /><br />
(several people jump in at once)<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' (unintelligible) -on a female officer before.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Well y'know uhhh... uhhh, comic book number 7, near the end. Near the end of the time travel episode. Uhh, I have no opinion about what Obama's doing cause I don't watch the news.<br /><br />
Accented woman: But you voted for him, didn't you?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yes I voted for him because I saw myself in him when I com- when I saw both the documentaries and downloaded them for the Playstation Network between Obama and McCain. I mean voted for a person I saw more of myself of-<br /><br />
Accented woman: You usually vote for someone based on their political leanings, not how you view them. As I were Republican, I voted for John McCain. Not because I liked him but because I- he had the same political views as me.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Well, basi- basically I'm a moderate.<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' Oh, I see. Um, I was wondering. I was reading opinions: do you agree with his financial bailouts?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hm, I don't even know what it is. So I can't disagree or agree.<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' Well, to make it short um, it's about uh- the government- President Obama is planning to uh- a new one- (cuts out)<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I'm sorry what?<br /><br />
(pause)<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' You got cut off there.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Uhh, ok, we lost him.<br /><br />
(pause)<br /><br />
'''Black guy:''' Yo, Chris, uh, do you, you didn't just vote for Obama cause he was black, did you?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> No, I did not vote for him because he was black. I voted for him cause I saw myse- because I saw myself in him. In like, similar lifestyles. And I saw that he was a good man, I mean after all, com- I saw- I saw I watched both of the A&E documentaries, before I can- before I knew who I would vote for.<br /><br />
<br />
'''(From 45.29)'''<br /><br />
<br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Chris:, Chris what did you see in him that you say in your self?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Like for one thing we were like outcasts, at least one point in our lives.<br /><br />
'''Black man:''' Wait, wait hold up earlier you said that you thought he would probably paint the white house black.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Oh oh that was my father’s joke he said that.<br /><br />
'''???:''' Is your father a racist?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah but you see I drew that for him before I saw the documentaries so respectfully withdrew that comic page.<br /><br />
'''???:''' does your father hate black people.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Not necessarily but it’s just how my father just how my father that does not reflect in any way that’s how he felt (annoying ass noise in the background)<br /><br />
'''Black man:''' Man that racist.<br /><br />
'''??? :''' Hey Chris I so the ahh saw the Sonichu and Rosechu love sack that you put up and I thought if was pretty cool for (you adult friends?) I just had a question though: do you have any plans in the comic to have romance between you and one of the hedgehogs I mean-<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> (Yelling) No no no<br /><br />
'''???:''' -we would like to see that.<br /><br />
'''???:''' I mean is was just wondering because there are fans how would like to see that.<br /><br />
'''???:''' Now- now that you answered the his question my kind of relates to his what are your thoughts on inter racial breeding and marriages?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I would not agree of disagree with them but in my personal preference I would fell- I would feel more comfortable in having a full relationship with a white woman but I am willing- am still willing to be friends and acquaintances and give and have respect for the black women as well.<br /><br />
'''???:''' What about Asians like Japanese?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I’m ok with them as well (yelling) a once.<br /><br />
'''???:''' So would you get married with a Japanese woman?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> hhhmmmm I would have, yes.<br /><br />
'''???:''' (unintelligible)<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> but I’m giving Julie to opportunity here.<br /><br />
'''Clyde:''' Julie’s a lucky woman.<br /><br />
'''???:''' Hey Chris is Silvana gonna become one of the good guys like Blake before?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> There’s a possibility but I have not confirmed that yet.<br /><br />
'''???:''' Is she gonna get the male sexual parts and become a full-fledged woman?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hhhmmm possibly but I haven’t given that thought either.<br /><br />
'''???:''' Also um reading (?Phillip’s?) question what did you want to be when you were little?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I don’t remember, I do not remember I’m just making it as I go basically.<br /><br />
'''???:''' is there ever gonna be an end to your sonichu series like a finally.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> hmmmm I don’t know ,probably would not.<br /><br />
'''???:''' Oh so it keeps going and going?<br /><br />
???: You ever consider making comic about the history of CWCville?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hhmmmm an episode dedicated to that possibility.<br /><br />
'''???:''' Hey Chris are you going to keep the name changes that you made or are you going back to the original names?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Ahhh ya I’m keeping the name changes.<br /><br />
'''???:''' But you know umm Nintendo was umm they sent you a letter you never really talk about it further.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah but at less at less they use to benefit me for the fact that allowed me to fix noting in that since I couldn’t be sued by such people in that since so the name change is for good.<br /><br />
<br />
'''(From 50 min)'''<br /><br />
<br />
(scattered reactions)<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> So the name changes were good.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' So uh, Chris I was wondering if uh Mary- Mary Lee Walsh Or I guess the new name: Ryam Sla- I don't know-<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Sla-weel.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Slaweel, thank you. Uhm, if she were to use her magic to curse Rosechu with a penis, what- wou- would that test the relationship between Sonichu and her? While they were fighting the battle to have it removed.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Uhhh... Firstly uh, she does not- she does not have the power ch- to do that.<br /><br />
(pause)<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Ok, I just thought you know, remember you did the story about 4-cent-garbage and drawing all the- the picture and-<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Ah you what, that's one- that's one thing: drawing them, but not actually putting them on the character.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Cause I think that would be like an epic story though-<br /><br />
Fan: I'll second that.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' to have a quest to go to have that penis removed from Rosechu. I mean it's a test of romance between her and Sonichu.<br /><br />
(muttering)<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' And when that prevails and the penis is removed and everybody- everybody lives happily ever after. Y'know that would be awesome.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Unnnnnnnh, I dunno I have to- I dunno I have to think about that.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' It is a really good idea. I mean I like it.<br /><br />
'''Woman:''' I do too.<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' Yeah, that's good.<br /><br />
Other fan: It could show just how much Rosechu means to Sonichu.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Well I'll- I'll consider it but I'm not making any promises.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' We understand.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah.<br /><br />
(several talking at once)<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' -decided on that subject?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I'm working on it.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' If you actually decide to go forward with that story? Do you think maybe- maybe you could give her a talking penis?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> That's stupid!!!<br /><br />
(laughter from various people)<br /><br />
(unintelligible responses)<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Ok, I think- I think we've talked enough about that one guys.<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' I have a question that doesn't involve penises.<br /><br />
(unintelligible)<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' Anyway, my question is since we've been hearing lot of vicious lies and slander about this, could you confirm exactly why you've been fired from your job at Wendy's Chris? Cause we've been hearing all sorts of- of crazy things and we wanna know the truth.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Mmmmmmmm... well, firstly, what have you heard?<br /><br />
'''Other guy:'''Well we heard that uh you... we've heard so many things like you helped a small child and you did a Donald Duck impersonation and you scared the child.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Mmm... also that- also that is correct but I did not scare the child. The child was tired, I was only- I was only trying to make the child feel better. That's a little amusement. But I did not make the child cry, the child was already- was just tired.<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' So you didn't help them cut their food and... yeah...<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I did help them- help them get their food to- by giving them uhh, by giving them bags and a top for their baked potato boat.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Chris, when will um, the pictures of Zapina, um, appear on the 18 plus page?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Well that was a deleted scene! That was a deleted scene.<br /><br />
(pause)<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Why was it deleted?<br /><br />
(pause)<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Well, basically, hhh... y'c- y'cant' really have it if you don't have Rosechu working to take the- working to take the pictures of herself up in the bathroom. Cause like can't have one without the other.<br /><br />
'''Woman:''' Aaaahhh...<br /><br />
(pause)<br /><br />
'''Woman:''' I don't know if this is a good question but there's something I wonder about that- we kind of have this DVD you made and... we never unfortunately got... but I'm curious um... do you ever plan to release it?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Maybe.<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' I'd pay money for that, I think everyone else here would probably pay money for it too.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Indeed.<br /><br />
(pause)<br /><br />
'''Other fan:''' (breaking up) I wanna ask a question.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' I hear it's also on YouTube.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Chris do you know that you've influenced the rap/hip hop community?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Mmmh... uh.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' I just wanted to mention that because I saw some YouTube videos and it- and- and from some underground hip hop artists such as ??? and they've sampled some of your voice audio complaining about your struggles with uhm... with the school board, with the security guards and they were- they felt so empowered that they actually took those words and mad'em into a very powerful rap song. How does that- how is your reaction to that?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Enhhhh... basically I have not watched those videos so... I don't have an opinion.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Well, I will provide you a link to that, hold on a moment.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Oh that's ok, actually I uh, did sample one. The one where they basically played the parody from "Can't touch this".<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' No, no, see it's waaay more serious than that.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Well I still haven't heard of- heard of what you're talking about.<br /><br />
(unintelligible)<br /><br />
'''Other fan:''' Nevermind.<br /><br />
(rustling and moving noises)<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Can you do an impression of MC Hammer?<br /><br />
(more clicking and rustling)<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Can't touch this do do do doo do dooo Can't touch this! Do do do dooo do do do... can't touch this.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Oh awesome.<br /><br />
'''Other fan:''' That was- heheheh.<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' Awesome.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Can you- can you do Dr. Nick Riviera from the Simpsons?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> HIIII EVERYBODY!<br /><br />
'''Other fan:''' Hello Christian Chandler.<br /><br />
'''Other fan:''' Hi Chris.<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' Hi Christian Chandler.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Well that should say Dr. Nick cause that's who I'm imitatin'.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Yeah.<br /><br />
(pause)<br /><br />
'''???:''' That uh-<br /><br />
'''???:''' HELLOOO EV'RYBODY!!!!<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Well that-<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hi Dr. Nick!<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Thank you, I love the Simpsons.<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Can you do... Peter from Family Guy?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Enhenhenhenh... Hey Lois! Look at me! I'm just (incoherent) you nose, and I'm eatin' your nose.<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' Oh that's dead on.<br /><br />
'''Woman:''' Oh would you- Omicron's been interested in tis- would you actually make a documentary like- like your other DVD but make your daily life?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Mmm... I'm... yeah I might but uh... I'm not su- I'm not sure bout it at the moment.<br /><br />
'''Woman:''' Aaaaaaaaanh...<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' Chris can you do Mario? You know from Super Mario?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Hay paisano! How you doin' mistah hedgehog!<br /><br />
'''Guy:''' That's very good.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> And then Sonic- then Sonic would say "what?!?"<br /><br />
(giggling)<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Hey Chris do you have any plans to make a video of yourself taking a dump on a Hexbox?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> No! That's gross.<br /><br />
'''Other fan:''' Yeah that was pretty sick right there.<br /><br />
'''Accented woman:''' Let's ban him.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I mean it's bad enough I cut in half with an axe.<br /><br />
(pause)<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> and one of the elevator jokes...<br /><br />
'''Other fan:''' Oh we remember that, that was a classic.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> And I earned a trophy for that.<br /><br />
'''Woman:''' Mmmm...<br /><br />
'''British guy:''' Yeah, I remember that, it was destroying a Hexbox by cutting it in half if I remember...<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' If I were to draw nude Zapina fanart, uhm, would you put them on the site?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Mmmm... uhh, your- you uh- free to draw them at your- at your own- own preference, but I will not be- I will not put it on the website because- cause- because I will not want to break any laws of having underage portrayals- portrayals of underage nudity.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Isn't Dot a child?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I'm sorry... what?<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Dot, from Animaniacs.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Oh.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> (unintelligible)<br /><br />
'''British guy:''' So-uh- uhm- I think I looked up somewhere that um, drawings do not count, they're just lines on paper not like real pictures that are horrible.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah I believe-<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Draw-<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' (cut off)<br /><br />
'''Other guy:''' Those illustrations do not count as child pornography. Because with drawing it's art- it's artistic merit.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Welll... I dunno, I guess it depends I have to- but- y'know you could do the drawing and I'll think- I'll consider it.<br /><br />
(typing noises)<br /><br />
(pause)<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Hey Chris, would it be possible to get any pictures of Sonichu having anal sex with Rosechu?<br /><br />
(pause... thumps and feedback)<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Unh...<br /><br />
Accented woman: Who keeps letting this person in? You are very offensive.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' -and and, if you draw those, do you think that Rosechu would actually clean Sonichu's penis off with her mouth when they're done?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Unnnhh...<br /><br />
(pause)<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Nah I don't think so, I think- I think- I think it would be unh- yeah wash it off with a washcloth.<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Do you think at that point then they would sell the washcloth on EBay?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> That's stupid!<br /><br />
(people talking over each other)<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> No, no, no more party humour, allright?<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Yeah alright, okay<br /><br />
'''Fan:''' Unrelated to party humour, I want to ask that in your Springbreak Issue of Sonichu you had an introduction of a new character, the squirtle and I wanna ask<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:''' (interrupting)</span> No, no, no, no, that's not just a character, I was, I wasn't introducing a new character, I was just adding like a post strip thing for a bubble speak under one, I just thought to draw some water type pokemon in there<br /><br />
'''Fan''': I understand but the thing is there is huge cult following for that character and I strongly suggest that you should capalize on that and make him to a main character<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Eh... No, I don't think so<br /><br />
'''Fan''': Yeah<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I mean it's just sleeping Squirtle work waking up<br /><br />
<br />
'''Fan''': I don't know, people just thought he is really cute and yawning squirtle, and I don't know, I heard somewone say, man wouldn't it be great if he be that dumby sidekick and he is coming and says something silly after some of this and they would be all like Squirtle! <br /><br />
<br />
People laughing and talking over each other<br /><br />
<br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> Ehm...<br /><br />
???: Yo, it makes you *unintelligible* (Chris and someone talk over another)<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yes, Julie?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> I'm asking you about... Hm... Nevermind, I lost my train of thought. I'm sorry.<br /><br />
<br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> That's okay. These guys made me lose a train of thought aswell. Doesn't multiple inputs.<br /><br />
'''Fan''': Yes, kinda lotta control here. I may have to... nevermind<br /><br />
Silence<br /><br />
'''Fan''': I never lose my train of thought because I have a GPS tracking system on it.<br /><br />
Laughter<br /><br />
'''Fan''': Chris, could you tell us a joke right now. Just any joke.<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Okay, here is a fuck - here is a funny ...here is a funny mind scream. Funny rhyme scheme - next to be citerically:<br /><br />
On your Gameboy Advance SP <br /><br />
create your ME<br /><br />
play da WII<br /><br />
For your PSP<br /><br />
Or your PS3<br /><br />
Cause it's fun<br /><br />
See?<br /><br />
And never buy a Hex-Box 360<br /><br />
Because it's stupid and you're not a dummy (in childlike voice)<br /><br />
<br />
Mock laughter<br /><br />
<br />
'''Fan''': Is that something you made up?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Yeah, I made that up<br /><br />
'''Alucard''': Chris, Chris, can I write that down and tribute to quote you that? Oh man, that's good<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> (unintelligble) So you mean to type it up and you quote me on the rhyme scheme?<br /><br />
'''Alucard''': Yeah, I'd like that. I've been thinking about making a quote book like a mini Chris quote book like something you could <br />
open and have a cool line to say when you're on a party and you're like right things<br /><br />
<br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> I was typing it up for Alucard<br /><br />
'''Alucard''': Thank you<br /><br />
<span style="color:#c0f">'''Julie:'''</span> (unintelligble)<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Here is an [[Christian's sex joke|adult joke]] I once come up<br /><br />
'''Fan''': This is going to be good!<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> <br />
There was this married couple, Bob and Jane, and they have been looking forward to having children. So, one night, Bob comes home from work, and Jane says, "Hi, you had a good day, dear?" And he says, "Nah, I felt alone, darling" And she said, "Well, it's okay, why don't we go upstairs, and we'll have some Breakfast." "Breakfast, at Nine p.m.?" And she says, "Sure, you bring the MILK, and I'll get an EGG." <br /><br />
'''Fan''': Yo, I heard that before, man<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> And then later, they had a boy and a girl, Junior Bacon and Orange Juice. All Part of a Balanced Breakfast.<br /><br />
[[Image:Tumbleweed.gif]]<br /><br />
Perplexed silence<br />
<br />
'''Fan''': Hey, Chris, how do you solve a Mexican tank?<br /><br />
<span style="color:#03f">'''Chris:'''</span> Stand in front of it?<br /><br />
'''Fan''': No, man, shoot the guys pushing at it<br /><br />
Laughter<br /><br />
'''Fans''': Oh that's a good one<br /><br />
'''Other fan:''' I got one<br /><br />
<br />
(transcribing end for now at 1:05:00)<br /><br />
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==Links==<br />
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==See Also==<br />
<br />
[[Christian's sex joke]] - Used during this chat.<br />
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[[Category:Mumble chats]]</div>Maximilian Graveshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jackie&diff=113628Jackie2010-09-14T05:21:48Z<p>Maximilian Graves: /* A new dawn? */</p>
<hr />
<div>[[Image:JackSweetheart.jpg|thumb|Jackie IRL, note the shirt and bracelet]]<br />
<br />
'''Jacklyn "Jackie" Romley''' is a woman whom [[Chris]] met on [[The Hook Cafe]]. Not much is known about Jackie other than what's present in a set of emails and a video uploaded by Chris.<br />
<br />
==Jackie's Hook Cafe Profile (Username Luv2Jax)==<br />
<br />
===Sexy sweetie looking for love===<br />
<br />
I'm a little shy about this, but here goes... I'm looking for a guy between about 26-30 (I like my guys a little older, just call me old fashioned I guess) who is tall, has an [[Chris and health|athletic build, straight teeth, and a good smile.]] I don't really care what you do so long as you're [[monthly tugboat|driven]]; I care more about a [[Chris and fashion|nice sense of style]] and [[Fridays After Five|outgoing personality]]. I want [[Virgin with rage|someone who doesn't need to be with someone but wants to because he knows how amazing it can be!]]<br />
<br />
Things I like to do, let's see... I love to go biking, it'd be nice if you did too. I love to play golf as well. I like to go out afer work, [[McDonalds|go to dinner]], cook dinner together (I LOVE to cook), spend the weekend [[Chris and rape|at my family's cabin]], travel, road trip and have [[Hanky-Panky|sex]]. Lots and lots of sex. (not gonna [[List of Chris's lies|lie]]!) Probably during some of the activities I just listed... I want that chemistry that is so strong, just a kiss can lead to wanting to have sex right then and there...<br />
I suppose you want to know a little about me, hm?<br />
<br />
I'm 5'3", slender, I don't [[Tobacky|smoke]] (HATE it) but I [[Chris's Big Night Out|drink]] once in a while. I graduated college last year and I work as an [[Chris and English|editor]] for a magazine. I love every day. [[Sonichu's Edge|I run in road races]]. [[Chris and money|Oh, and I shop]]. I shop a LOT. :) Most importantly, I want that [[Autism|special]] someone I can share my life with and start a family with.<br />
<br />
[[Chris and his ego|If you're reading this and you feel like it describes you, I hope you'll email me back!]] <br />
<br />
===Characteristics===<br />
Gender: '''Woman'''<BR><br />
Current Status: '''Single'''<BR><br />
Looking for: '''Friends, Casual Dating, Long-term Relationship'''<BR><br />
Body Type: '''Slender, Petite, Curvy'''<BR><br />
Eyes: '''Hazel'''<BR><br />
Height: '''5' 03"'''<BR><br />
Hair Type: '''Red'''<BR><br />
Age: '''22'''<BR><br />
Seeks: [[Duck|'''Man for Dating, Man for Friendship''']]<br />
<br />
===Profile===<br />
Education: '''College graduate'''<BR><br />
Ethnicity: '''Caucasian'''<BR><br />
Religion: '''Unitarian'''<BR><br />
Political Leanings: '''Independent, Kinky'''<BR><br />
Neighborhood: '''Charlottesville'''<BR><br />
City: '''Charlottesville'''<BR><br />
Occupation: '''Magazine Editor'''<BR><br />
Have Children: '''No'''<BR><br />
Want Children: '''Yes'''<br />
<br />
===Habits===<br />
Smoking: '''[[Tobacky|Never]]'''<BR><br />
Drinking: '''[[Alcohol|Sometimes]]'''<BR><br />
Drugs: '''Not interested'''<br />
<br />
===Personality===<br />
I get around town via: '''Car, Bycicle, Walk'''<BR><br />
My dietary preferences are: '''[[Nudes|No red meat]]'''<BR><br />
I spend my free time: '''Reading, Sex, Creating, Working out, Watching movies, Shopping, Biking, Frisbee Golf'''<BR><br />
Funniest Thing: '''A monkey on roller skates'''<br />
<br />
===Deeper===<br />
'''If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, wo'd be coming?'''<br />
Wilt Chamberlain, Queen Elizabeth I, [[Mailbag_1#Chris_the_inventor|Leonardo Da Vinci]] and Liberace.<br />
<br />
'''What's under your bed?''' My old [[PSP|Playstation]]... it's my guilty pleasure!<br />
<br />
'''Two books that everybody should read are''' [[Father_Call#Literature_and_health|Of Mice and Men]] and the Great Gatsby.<br />
<br />
===Fill It===<br />
I'm an open-minded person, but '''bigotry''' is a deal-breaker.<br />
<br />
Design your ideal mate: the brain of a '''Andy Warhol''' and the body of a '''Brad Pitt'''<br />
<br />
People say '''my smile is my best feature'''.<br />
<br />
The first section I turn to in the Hook is '''... ask me...'''<br />
<br />
The quickest way to my heart is '''good cooking''' The quickest way to my bed is '''strong, muscly arms'''' And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked '''basted'''<br />
<br />
The last concert I attented was '''[[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|Crash Test Dummies]]'''<br />
<br />
My favorite cartoon as a kid was '''Digimon'''<br />
<br />
'''Dogwood''' is my favorite local festival.<br />
<br />
I wouldn't sell '''my body''' for a billion dollars.<br />
<br />
'''[[Vanessa Hudgens|Christina Ricci]]''' is the celebrity I've been told I resemble.<br />
<br />
'''[[China|P.F. Changs]]''' is my favorite restaurant.<br />
<br />
===In and Out===<br />
The Corner or '''[[CWCville Shopping Center|Downtown Mall]]'''<br />
<br />
'''Blockbuster''' or Sneak Reviews<br />
<br />
'''[[Matthew Noble call|Best Buy]]''' or Sidetracks<br />
<br />
'''Wireless''' or Landline<br />
<br />
'''Aristocrat''' or Grey Goose<br />
<br />
Beatles or '''Stones'''<br />
<br />
CD or '''MP3'''<br />
<br />
'''Carmike''' or Vinegar Hill<br />
<br />
Dogs or '''Cats'''<br />
<br />
'''Summer''' or Winter<br />
<br />
Black or '''[[Dirty Crapped Briefs|Brown]]'''<br />
<br />
'''Bars''' or Stay Home<br />
<br />
Kroger or '''Whole Food'''<br />
<br />
'''PC''' or Mac<br />
<br />
'''Wheel of Fortune''' or Grey's Anatomy<br />
<br />
Steak or '''[[Pickles|Salad]]'''<br />
<br />
Steak or '''Sushi'''<br />
<br />
'''Cavaliers''' or Redskins<br />
<br />
'''Casket''' or Cremation<br />
<br />
Fax or '''Email'''<br />
<br />
Dyed or '''Natural'''<br />
<br />
'''Pumps''' or Flats<br />
<br />
'''Beach''' or Mountains<br />
<br />
SUV or '''Sedan'''<br />
<br />
==First contact==<br />
<br />
{{main|Jackie Emails}}<br />
<br />
Jackie corresponded with Chris in a series of emails spanning from 5 to 21 [[April 2010]]. The exchange culminated in a rather disturbing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|video]] outlining Chris's knowledge of cunnilingus in lurid detail.<br />
<br />
[[Image:ModNation Sweetheart.jpg|thumb|left|Jackie in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'', note the shirt and bracelet]]<br />
<br />
==A new dawn?==<br />
In early September 2010 his [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|E-Mail exchange with Clyde and Tito]] suggests the possible of a new sweetheart, but Chris refuses to [[Fail|reveal her name]]. <br />
Furthermore he uploaded a Mod nation character generically named 'Sweetheart', which was discussed to be another [[Chloe]] or [[Wallflower]].<br />
<br />
On 13 [[September 2010]] Chris up loaded a [[To_Jackie,_with_Love.MOV;|video]] proclaiming his love to her.<br />
<br />
{{Sweethearts}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Sweethearts]]</div>Maximilian Graveshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jackie&diff=113627Jackie2010-09-14T05:14:49Z<p>Maximilian Graves: /* A new dawn? */</p>
<hr />
<div>[[Image:JackSweetheart.jpg|thumb|Jackie IRL, note the shirt and bracelet]]<br />
<br />
'''Jacklyn "Jackie" Romley''' is a woman whom [[Chris]] met on [[The Hook Cafe]]. Not much is known about Jackie other than what's present in a set of emails and a video uploaded by Chris.<br />
<br />
==Jackie's Hook Cafe Profile (Username Luv2Jax)==<br />
<br />
===Sexy sweetie looking for love===<br />
<br />
I'm a little shy about this, but here goes... I'm looking for a guy between about 26-30 (I like my guys a little older, just call me old fashioned I guess) who is tall, has an [[Chris and health|athletic build, straight teeth, and a good smile.]] I don't really care what you do so long as you're [[monthly tugboat|driven]]; I care more about a [[Chris and fashion|nice sense of style]] and [[Fridays After Five|outgoing personality]]. I want [[Virgin with rage|someone who doesn't need to be with someone but wants to because he knows how amazing it can be!]]<br />
<br />
Things I like to do, let's see... I love to go biking, it'd be nice if you did too. I love to play golf as well. I like to go out afer work, [[McDonalds|go to dinner]], cook dinner together (I LOVE to cook), spend the weekend [[Chris and rape|at my family's cabin]], travel, road trip and have [[Hanky-Panky|sex]]. Lots and lots of sex. (not gonna [[List of Chris's lies|lie]]!) Probably during some of the activities I just listed... I want that chemistry that is so strong, just a kiss can lead to wanting to have sex right then and there...<br />
I suppose you want to know a little about me, hm?<br />
<br />
I'm 5'3", slender, I don't [[Tobacky|smoke]] (HATE it) but I [[Chris's Big Night Out|drink]] once in a while. I graduated college last year and I work as an [[Chris and English|editor]] for a magazine. I love every day. [[Sonichu's Edge|I run in road races]]. [[Chris and money|Oh, and I shop]]. I shop a LOT. :) Most importantly, I want that [[Autism|special]] someone I can share my life with and start a family with.<br />
<br />
[[Chris and his ego|If you're reading this and you feel like it describes you, I hope you'll email me back!]] <br />
<br />
===Characteristics===<br />
Gender: '''Woman'''<BR><br />
Current Status: '''Single'''<BR><br />
Looking for: '''Friends, Casual Dating, Long-term Relationship'''<BR><br />
Body Type: '''Slender, Petite, Curvy'''<BR><br />
Eyes: '''Hazel'''<BR><br />
Height: '''5' 03"'''<BR><br />
Hair Type: '''Red'''<BR><br />
Age: '''22'''<BR><br />
Seeks: [[Duck|'''Man for Dating, Man for Friendship''']]<br />
<br />
===Profile===<br />
Education: '''College graduate'''<BR><br />
Ethnicity: '''Caucasian'''<BR><br />
Religion: '''Unitarian'''<BR><br />
Political Leanings: '''Independent, Kinky'''<BR><br />
Neighborhood: '''Charlottesville'''<BR><br />
City: '''Charlottesville'''<BR><br />
Occupation: '''Magazine Editor'''<BR><br />
Have Children: '''No'''<BR><br />
Want Children: '''Yes'''<br />
<br />
===Habits===<br />
Smoking: '''[[Tobacky|Never]]'''<BR><br />
Drinking: '''[[Alcohol|Sometimes]]'''<BR><br />
Drugs: '''Not interested'''<br />
<br />
===Personality===<br />
I get around town via: '''Car, Bycicle, Walk'''<BR><br />
My dietary preferences are: '''[[Nudes|No red meat]]'''<BR><br />
I spend my free time: '''Reading, Sex, Creating, Working out, Watching movies, Shopping, Biking, Frisbee Golf'''<BR><br />
Funniest Thing: '''A monkey on roller skates'''<br />
<br />
===Deeper===<br />
'''If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, wo'd be coming?'''<br />
Wilt Chamberlain, Queen Elizabeth I, [[Mailbag_1#Chris_the_inventor|Leonardo Da Vinci]] and Liberace.<br />
<br />
'''What's under your bed?''' My old [[PSP|Playstation]]... it's my guilty pleasure!<br />
<br />
'''Two books that everybody should read are''' [[Father_Call#Literature_and_health|Of Mice and Men]] and the Great Gatsby.<br />
<br />
===Fill It===<br />
I'm an open-minded person, but '''bigotry''' is a deal-breaker.<br />
<br />
Design your ideal mate: the brain of a '''Andy Warhol''' and the body of a '''Brad Pitt'''<br />
<br />
People say '''my smile is my best feature'''.<br />
<br />
The first section I turn to in the Hook is '''... ask me...'''<br />
<br />
The quickest way to my heart is '''good cooking''' The quickest way to my bed is '''strong, muscly arms'''' And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked '''basted'''<br />
<br />
The last concert I attented was '''[[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|Crash Test Dummies]]'''<br />
<br />
My favorite cartoon as a kid was '''Digimon'''<br />
<br />
'''Dogwood''' is my favorite local festival.<br />
<br />
I wouldn't sell '''my body''' for a billion dollars.<br />
<br />
'''[[Vanessa Hudgens|Christina Ricci]]''' is the celebrity I've been told I resemble.<br />
<br />
'''[[China|P.F. Changs]]''' is my favorite restaurant.<br />
<br />
===In and Out===<br />
The Corner or '''[[CWCville Shopping Center|Downtown Mall]]'''<br />
<br />
'''Blockbuster''' or Sneak Reviews<br />
<br />
'''[[Matthew Noble call|Best Buy]]''' or Sidetracks<br />
<br />
'''Wireless''' or Landline<br />
<br />
'''Aristocrat''' or Grey Goose<br />
<br />
Beatles or '''Stones'''<br />
<br />
CD or '''MP3'''<br />
<br />
'''Carmike''' or Vinegar Hill<br />
<br />
Dogs or '''Cats'''<br />
<br />
'''Summer''' or Winter<br />
<br />
Black or '''[[Dirty Crapped Briefs|Brown]]'''<br />
<br />
'''Bars''' or Stay Home<br />
<br />
Kroger or '''Whole Food'''<br />
<br />
'''PC''' or Mac<br />
<br />
'''Wheel of Fortune''' or Grey's Anatomy<br />
<br />
Steak or '''[[Pickles|Salad]]'''<br />
<br />
Steak or '''Sushi'''<br />
<br />
'''Cavaliers''' or Redskins<br />
<br />
'''Casket''' or Cremation<br />
<br />
Fax or '''Email'''<br />
<br />
Dyed or '''Natural'''<br />
<br />
'''Pumps''' or Flats<br />
<br />
'''Beach''' or Mountains<br />
<br />
SUV or '''Sedan'''<br />
<br />
==First contact==<br />
<br />
{{main|Jackie Emails}}<br />
<br />
Jackie corresponded with Chris in a series of emails spanning from 5 to 21 [[April 2010]]. The exchange culminated in a rather disturbing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|video]] outlining Chris's knowledge of cunnilingus in lurid detail.<br />
<br />
[[Image:ModNation Sweetheart.jpg|thumb|left|Jackie in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'', note the shirt and bracelet]]<br />
<br />
==A new dawn?==<br />
In early September 2010 his [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|E-Mail exchange with Clyde and Tito]] suggests the possible of a new sweetheart, but Chris refuses to [[Fail|reveal her name]]. <br />
Furthermore he uploaded a Mod nation character generically named 'Sweetheart', which is discussed to be another [[Chloe]] or [[Wallflower]].<br />
<br />
On 13 [[September 2010]] Chris up loaded a [[To_Jackie,_with_Love.MOV;|video]] proclaiming his love to her.<br />
<br />
{{Sweethearts}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Sweethearts]]</div>Maximilian Graveshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jackie&diff=113625Jackie2010-09-14T04:52:05Z<p>Maximilian Graves: /* Deeper */</p>
<hr />
<div>[[Image:JackSweetheart.jpg|thumb|Jackie IRL, note the shirt and bracelet]]<br />
<br />
'''Jacklyn "Jackie" Romley''' is a woman whom [[Chris]] met on [[The Hook Cafe]]. Not much is known about Jackie other than what's present in a set of emails and a video uploaded by Chris.<br />
<br />
==Jackie's Hook Cafe Profile (Username Luv2Jax)==<br />
<br />
===Sexy sweetie looking for love===<br />
<br />
I'm a little shy about this, but here goes... I'm looking for a guy between about 26-30 (I like my guys a little older, just call me old fashioned I guess) who is tall, has an [[Chris and health|athletic build, straight teeth, and a good smile.]] I don't really care what you do so long as you're [[monthly tugboat|driven]]; I care more about a [[Chris and fashion|nice sense of style]] and [[Fridays After Five|outgoing personality]]. I want [[Virgin with rage|someone who doesn't need to be with someone but wants to because he knows how amazing it can be!]]<br />
<br />
Things I like to do, let's see... I love to go biking, it'd be nice if you did too. I love to play golf as well. I like to go out afer work, [[McDonalds|go to dinner]], cook dinner together (I LOVE to cook), spend the weekend [[Chris and rape|at my family's cabin]], travel, road trip and have [[Hanky-Panky|sex]]. Lots and lots of sex. (not gonna [[List of Chris's lies|lie]]!) Probably during some of the activities I just listed... I want that chemistry that is so strong, just a kiss can lead to wanting to have sex right then and there...<br />
I suppose you want to know a little about me, hm?<br />
<br />
I'm 5'3", slender, I don't [[Tobacky|smoke]] (HATE it) but I [[Chris's Big Night Out|drink]] once in a while. I graduated college last year and I work as an [[Chris and English|editor]] for a magazine. I love every day. [[Sonichu's Edge|I run in road races]]. [[Chris and money|Oh, and I shop]]. I shop a LOT. :) Most importantly, I want that [[Autism|special]] someone I can share my life with and start a family with.<br />
<br />
[[Chris and his ego|If you're reading this and you feel like it describes you, I hope you'll email me back!]] <br />
<br />
===Characteristics===<br />
Gender: '''Woman'''<BR><br />
Current Status: '''Single'''<BR><br />
Looking for: '''Friends, Casual Dating, Long-term Relationship'''<BR><br />
Body Type: '''Slender, Petite, Curvy'''<BR><br />
Eyes: '''Hazel'''<BR><br />
Height: '''5' 03"'''<BR><br />
Hair Type: '''Red'''<BR><br />
Age: '''22'''<BR><br />
Seeks: [[Duck|'''Man for Dating, Man for Friendship''']]<br />
<br />
===Profile===<br />
Education: '''College graduate'''<BR><br />
Ethnicity: '''Caucasian'''<BR><br />
Religion: '''Unitarian'''<BR><br />
Political Leanings: '''Independent, Kinky'''<BR><br />
Neighborhood: '''Charlottesville'''<BR><br />
City: '''Charlottesville'''<BR><br />
Occupation: '''Magazine Editor'''<BR><br />
Have Children: '''No'''<BR><br />
Want Children: '''Yes'''<br />
<br />
===Habits===<br />
Smoking: '''[[Tobacky|Never]]'''<BR><br />
Drinking: '''[[Alcohol|Sometimes]]'''<BR><br />
Drugs: '''Not interested'''<br />
<br />
===Personality===<br />
I get around town via: '''Car, Bycicle, Walk'''<BR><br />
My dietary preferences are: '''[[Nudes|No red meat]]'''<BR><br />
I spend my free time: '''Reading, Sex, Creating, Working out, Watching movies, Shopping, Biking, Frisbee Golf'''<BR><br />
Funniest Thing: '''A monkey on roller skates'''<br />
<br />
===Deeper===<br />
'''If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, wo'd be coming?'''<br />
Wilt Chamberlain, Queen Elizabeth I, [[Mailbag_1#Chris_the_inventor|Leonardo Da Vinci]] and Liberace.<br />
<br />
'''What's under your bed?''' My old [[PSP|Playstation]]... it's my guilty pleasure!<br />
<br />
'''Two books that everybody should read are''' [[Father_Call#Literature_and_health|Of Mice and Men]] and the Great Gatsby.<br />
<br />
===Fill It===<br />
I'm an open-minded person, but '''bigotry''' is a deal-breaker.<br />
<br />
Design your ideal mate: the brain of a '''Andy Warhol''' and the body of a '''Brad Pitt'''<br />
<br />
People say '''my smile is my best feature'''.<br />
<br />
The first section I turn to in the Hook is '''... ask me...'''<br />
<br />
The quickest way to my heart is '''good cooking''' The quickest way to my bed is '''strong, muscly arms'''' And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked '''basted'''<br />
<br />
The last concert I attented was '''[[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|Crash Test Dummies]]'''<br />
<br />
My favorite cartoon as a kid was '''Digimon'''<br />
<br />
'''Dogwood''' is my favorite local festival.<br />
<br />
I wouldn't sell '''my body''' for a billion dollars.<br />
<br />
'''[[Vanessa Hudgens|Christina Ricci]]''' is the celebrity I've been told I resemble.<br />
<br />
'''[[China|P.F. Changs]]''' is my favorite restaurant.<br />
<br />
===In and Out===<br />
The Corner or '''[[CWCville Shopping Center|Downtown Mall]]'''<br />
<br />
'''Blockbuster''' or Sneak Reviews<br />
<br />
'''[[Matthew Noble call|Best Buy]]''' or Sidetracks<br />
<br />
'''Wireless''' or Landline<br />
<br />
'''Aristocrat''' or Grey Goose<br />
<br />
Beatles or '''Stones'''<br />
<br />
CD or '''MP3'''<br />
<br />
'''Carmike''' or Vinegar Hill<br />
<br />
Dogs or '''Cats'''<br />
<br />
'''Summer''' or Winter<br />
<br />
Black or '''[[Dirty Crapped Briefs|Brown]]'''<br />
<br />
'''Bars''' or Stay Home<br />
<br />
Kroger or '''Whole Food'''<br />
<br />
'''PC''' or Mac<br />
<br />
'''Wheel of Fortune''' or Grey's Anatomy<br />
<br />
Steak or '''[[Pickles|Salad]]'''<br />
<br />
Steak or '''Sushi'''<br />
<br />
'''Cavaliers''' or Redskins<br />
<br />
'''Casket''' or Cremation<br />
<br />
Fax or '''Email'''<br />
<br />
Dyed or '''Natural'''<br />
<br />
'''Pumps''' or Flats<br />
<br />
'''Beach''' or Mountains<br />
<br />
SUV or '''Sedan'''<br />
<br />
==First contact==<br />
<br />
{{main|Jackie Emails}}<br />
<br />
Jackie corresponded with Chris in a series of emails spanning from 5 to 21 [[April 2010]]. The exchange culminated in a rather disturbing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|video]] outlining Chris's knowledge of cunnilingus in lurid detail.<br />
<br />
[[Image:ModNation Sweetheart.jpg|thumb|left|Jackie in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'', note the shirt and bracelet]]<br />
<br />
==A new dawn?==<br />
<br />
On 13 [[September 2010]] Chris up loaded a [[To_Jackie,_with_Love.MOV;|video]] proclaiming his love to her.<br />
<br />
{{Sweethearts}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Sweethearts]]</div>Maximilian Graveshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jackie&diff=113624Jackie2010-09-14T04:49:58Z<p>Maximilian Graves: /* Fill It */</p>
<hr />
<div>[[Image:JackSweetheart.jpg|thumb|Jackie IRL, note the shirt and bracelet]]<br />
<br />
'''Jacklyn "Jackie" Romley''' is a woman whom [[Chris]] met on [[The Hook Cafe]]. Not much is known about Jackie other than what's present in a set of emails and a video uploaded by Chris.<br />
<br />
==Jackie's Hook Cafe Profile (Username Luv2Jax)==<br />
<br />
===Sexy sweetie looking for love===<br />
<br />
I'm a little shy about this, but here goes... I'm looking for a guy between about 26-30 (I like my guys a little older, just call me old fashioned I guess) who is tall, has an [[Chris and health|athletic build, straight teeth, and a good smile.]] I don't really care what you do so long as you're [[monthly tugboat|driven]]; I care more about a [[Chris and fashion|nice sense of style]] and [[Fridays After Five|outgoing personality]]. I want [[Virgin with rage|someone who doesn't need to be with someone but wants to because he knows how amazing it can be!]]<br />
<br />
Things I like to do, let's see... I love to go biking, it'd be nice if you did too. I love to play golf as well. I like to go out afer work, [[McDonalds|go to dinner]], cook dinner together (I LOVE to cook), spend the weekend [[Chris and rape|at my family's cabin]], travel, road trip and have [[Hanky-Panky|sex]]. Lots and lots of sex. (not gonna [[List of Chris's lies|lie]]!) Probably during some of the activities I just listed... I want that chemistry that is so strong, just a kiss can lead to wanting to have sex right then and there...<br />
I suppose you want to know a little about me, hm?<br />
<br />
I'm 5'3", slender, I don't [[Tobacky|smoke]] (HATE it) but I [[Chris's Big Night Out|drink]] once in a while. I graduated college last year and I work as an [[Chris and English|editor]] for a magazine. I love every day. [[Sonichu's Edge|I run in road races]]. [[Chris and money|Oh, and I shop]]. I shop a LOT. :) Most importantly, I want that [[Autism|special]] someone I can share my life with and start a family with.<br />
<br />
[[Chris and his ego|If you're reading this and you feel like it describes you, I hope you'll email me back!]] <br />
<br />
===Characteristics===<br />
Gender: '''Woman'''<BR><br />
Current Status: '''Single'''<BR><br />
Looking for: '''Friends, Casual Dating, Long-term Relationship'''<BR><br />
Body Type: '''Slender, Petite, Curvy'''<BR><br />
Eyes: '''Hazel'''<BR><br />
Height: '''5' 03"'''<BR><br />
Hair Type: '''Red'''<BR><br />
Age: '''22'''<BR><br />
Seeks: [[Duck|'''Man for Dating, Man for Friendship''']]<br />
<br />
===Profile===<br />
Education: '''College graduate'''<BR><br />
Ethnicity: '''Caucasian'''<BR><br />
Religion: '''Unitarian'''<BR><br />
Political Leanings: '''Independent, Kinky'''<BR><br />
Neighborhood: '''Charlottesville'''<BR><br />
City: '''Charlottesville'''<BR><br />
Occupation: '''Magazine Editor'''<BR><br />
Have Children: '''No'''<BR><br />
Want Children: '''Yes'''<br />
<br />
===Habits===<br />
Smoking: '''[[Tobacky|Never]]'''<BR><br />
Drinking: '''[[Alcohol|Sometimes]]'''<BR><br />
Drugs: '''Not interested'''<br />
<br />
===Personality===<br />
I get around town via: '''Car, Bycicle, Walk'''<BR><br />
My dietary preferences are: '''[[Nudes|No red meat]]'''<BR><br />
I spend my free time: '''Reading, Sex, Creating, Working out, Watching movies, Shopping, Biking, Frisbee Golf'''<BR><br />
Funniest Thing: '''A monkey on roller skates'''<br />
<br />
===Deeper===<br />
'''If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, wo'd be coming?'''<br />
Wilt Chamberlain, Queen Elizabeth I, Leonardo Da Vinci and Liberace.<br />
<br />
'''What's under your bed?''' My old [[PSP|Playstation]]... it's my guilty pleasure!<br />
<br />
'''Two books that everybody should read are''' [[Father_Call#Literature_and_health|Of Mice and Men]] and the Great Gatsby.<br />
<br />
===Fill It===<br />
I'm an open-minded person, but '''bigotry''' is a deal-breaker.<br />
<br />
Design your ideal mate: the brain of a '''Andy Warhol''' and the body of a '''Brad Pitt'''<br />
<br />
People say '''my smile is my best feature'''.<br />
<br />
The first section I turn to in the Hook is '''... ask me...'''<br />
<br />
The quickest way to my heart is '''good cooking''' The quickest way to my bed is '''strong, muscly arms'''' And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked '''basted'''<br />
<br />
The last concert I attented was '''[[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|Crash Test Dummies]]'''<br />
<br />
My favorite cartoon as a kid was '''Digimon'''<br />
<br />
'''Dogwood''' is my favorite local festival.<br />
<br />
I wouldn't sell '''my body''' for a billion dollars.<br />
<br />
'''[[Vanessa Hudgens|Christina Ricci]]''' is the celebrity I've been told I resemble.<br />
<br />
'''[[China|P.F. Changs]]''' is my favorite restaurant.<br />
<br />
===In and Out===<br />
The Corner or '''[[CWCville Shopping Center|Downtown Mall]]'''<br />
<br />
'''Blockbuster''' or Sneak Reviews<br />
<br />
'''[[Matthew Noble call|Best Buy]]''' or Sidetracks<br />
<br />
'''Wireless''' or Landline<br />
<br />
'''Aristocrat''' or Grey Goose<br />
<br />
Beatles or '''Stones'''<br />
<br />
CD or '''MP3'''<br />
<br />
'''Carmike''' or Vinegar Hill<br />
<br />
Dogs or '''Cats'''<br />
<br />
'''Summer''' or Winter<br />
<br />
Black or '''[[Dirty Crapped Briefs|Brown]]'''<br />
<br />
'''Bars''' or Stay Home<br />
<br />
Kroger or '''Whole Food'''<br />
<br />
'''PC''' or Mac<br />
<br />
'''Wheel of Fortune''' or Grey's Anatomy<br />
<br />
Steak or '''[[Pickles|Salad]]'''<br />
<br />
Steak or '''Sushi'''<br />
<br />
'''Cavaliers''' or Redskins<br />
<br />
'''Casket''' or Cremation<br />
<br />
Fax or '''Email'''<br />
<br />
Dyed or '''Natural'''<br />
<br />
'''Pumps''' or Flats<br />
<br />
'''Beach''' or Mountains<br />
<br />
SUV or '''Sedan'''<br />
<br />
==First contact==<br />
<br />
{{main|Jackie Emails}}<br />
<br />
Jackie corresponded with Chris in a series of emails spanning from 5 to 21 [[April 2010]]. The exchange culminated in a rather disturbing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|video]] outlining Chris's knowledge of cunnilingus in lurid detail.<br />
<br />
[[Image:ModNation Sweetheart.jpg|thumb|left|Jackie in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'', note the shirt and bracelet]]<br />
<br />
==A new dawn?==<br />
<br />
On 13 [[September 2010]] Chris up loaded a [[To_Jackie,_with_Love.MOV;|video]] proclaiming his love to her.<br />
<br />
{{Sweethearts}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Sweethearts]]</div>Maximilian Graveshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jackie&diff=113623Jackie2010-09-14T04:49:03Z<p>Maximilian Graves: /* Deeper */</p>
<hr />
<div>[[Image:JackSweetheart.jpg|thumb|Jackie IRL, note the shirt and bracelet]]<br />
<br />
'''Jacklyn "Jackie" Romley''' is a woman whom [[Chris]] met on [[The Hook Cafe]]. Not much is known about Jackie other than what's present in a set of emails and a video uploaded by Chris.<br />
<br />
==Jackie's Hook Cafe Profile (Username Luv2Jax)==<br />
<br />
===Sexy sweetie looking for love===<br />
<br />
I'm a little shy about this, but here goes... I'm looking for a guy between about 26-30 (I like my guys a little older, just call me old fashioned I guess) who is tall, has an [[Chris and health|athletic build, straight teeth, and a good smile.]] I don't really care what you do so long as you're [[monthly tugboat|driven]]; I care more about a [[Chris and fashion|nice sense of style]] and [[Fridays After Five|outgoing personality]]. I want [[Virgin with rage|someone who doesn't need to be with someone but wants to because he knows how amazing it can be!]]<br />
<br />
Things I like to do, let's see... I love to go biking, it'd be nice if you did too. I love to play golf as well. I like to go out afer work, [[McDonalds|go to dinner]], cook dinner together (I LOVE to cook), spend the weekend [[Chris and rape|at my family's cabin]], travel, road trip and have [[Hanky-Panky|sex]]. Lots and lots of sex. (not gonna [[List of Chris's lies|lie]]!) Probably during some of the activities I just listed... I want that chemistry that is so strong, just a kiss can lead to wanting to have sex right then and there...<br />
I suppose you want to know a little about me, hm?<br />
<br />
I'm 5'3", slender, I don't [[Tobacky|smoke]] (HATE it) but I [[Chris's Big Night Out|drink]] once in a while. I graduated college last year and I work as an [[Chris and English|editor]] for a magazine. I love every day. [[Sonichu's Edge|I run in road races]]. [[Chris and money|Oh, and I shop]]. I shop a LOT. :) Most importantly, I want that [[Autism|special]] someone I can share my life with and start a family with.<br />
<br />
[[Chris and his ego|If you're reading this and you feel like it describes you, I hope you'll email me back!]] <br />
<br />
===Characteristics===<br />
Gender: '''Woman'''<BR><br />
Current Status: '''Single'''<BR><br />
Looking for: '''Friends, Casual Dating, Long-term Relationship'''<BR><br />
Body Type: '''Slender, Petite, Curvy'''<BR><br />
Eyes: '''Hazel'''<BR><br />
Height: '''5' 03"'''<BR><br />
Hair Type: '''Red'''<BR><br />
Age: '''22'''<BR><br />
Seeks: [[Duck|'''Man for Dating, Man for Friendship''']]<br />
<br />
===Profile===<br />
Education: '''College graduate'''<BR><br />
Ethnicity: '''Caucasian'''<BR><br />
Religion: '''Unitarian'''<BR><br />
Political Leanings: '''Independent, Kinky'''<BR><br />
Neighborhood: '''Charlottesville'''<BR><br />
City: '''Charlottesville'''<BR><br />
Occupation: '''Magazine Editor'''<BR><br />
Have Children: '''No'''<BR><br />
Want Children: '''Yes'''<br />
<br />
===Habits===<br />
Smoking: '''[[Tobacky|Never]]'''<BR><br />
Drinking: '''[[Alcohol|Sometimes]]'''<BR><br />
Drugs: '''Not interested'''<br />
<br />
===Personality===<br />
I get around town via: '''Car, Bycicle, Walk'''<BR><br />
My dietary preferences are: '''[[Nudes|No red meat]]'''<BR><br />
I spend my free time: '''Reading, Sex, Creating, Working out, Watching movies, Shopping, Biking, Frisbee Golf'''<BR><br />
Funniest Thing: '''A monkey on roller skates'''<br />
<br />
===Deeper===<br />
'''If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, wo'd be coming?'''<br />
Wilt Chamberlain, Queen Elizabeth I, Leonardo Da Vinci and Liberace.<br />
<br />
'''What's under your bed?''' My old [[PSP|Playstation]]... it's my guilty pleasure!<br />
<br />
'''Two books that everybody should read are''' [[Father_Call#Literature_and_health|Of Mice and Men]] and the Great Gatsby.<br />
<br />
===Fill It===<br />
I'm an open-minded person, but '''bigotry''' is a deal-breaker.<br />
<br />
Design your ideal mate: the brain of a '''Andy Warhol''' and the body of a '''Brad Pitt'''<br />
<br />
People say '''|my smile is my best feature'''.<br />
<br />
The first section I turn to in the Hook is '''... ask me...'''<br />
<br />
The quickest way to my heart is '''good cooking''' The quickest way to my bed is '''strong, muscly arms'''' And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked '''basted'''<br />
<br />
The last concert I attented was '''[[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|Crash Test Dummies]]'''<br />
<br />
My favorite cartoon as a kid was '''Digimon'''<br />
<br />
'''Dogwood''' is my favorite local festival.<br />
<br />
I wouldn't sell '''my body''' for a billion dollars.<br />
<br />
'''[[Vanessa Hudgens|Christina Ricci]]''' is the celebrity I've been told I resemble.<br />
<br />
'''[[China|P.F. Changs]]''' is my favorite restaurant.<br />
<br />
===In and Out===<br />
The Corner or '''[[CWCville Shopping Center|Downtown Mall]]'''<br />
<br />
'''Blockbuster''' or Sneak Reviews<br />
<br />
'''[[Matthew Noble call|Best Buy]]''' or Sidetracks<br />
<br />
'''Wireless''' or Landline<br />
<br />
'''Aristocrat''' or Grey Goose<br />
<br />
Beatles or '''Stones'''<br />
<br />
CD or '''MP3'''<br />
<br />
'''Carmike''' or Vinegar Hill<br />
<br />
Dogs or '''Cats'''<br />
<br />
'''Summer''' or Winter<br />
<br />
Black or '''[[Dirty Crapped Briefs|Brown]]'''<br />
<br />
'''Bars''' or Stay Home<br />
<br />
Kroger or '''Whole Food'''<br />
<br />
'''PC''' or Mac<br />
<br />
'''Wheel of Fortune''' or Grey's Anatomy<br />
<br />
Steak or '''[[Pickles|Salad]]'''<br />
<br />
Steak or '''Sushi'''<br />
<br />
'''Cavaliers''' or Redskins<br />
<br />
'''Casket''' or Cremation<br />
<br />
Fax or '''Email'''<br />
<br />
Dyed or '''Natural'''<br />
<br />
'''Pumps''' or Flats<br />
<br />
'''Beach''' or Mountains<br />
<br />
SUV or '''Sedan'''<br />
<br />
==First contact==<br />
<br />
{{main|Jackie Emails}}<br />
<br />
Jackie corresponded with Chris in a series of emails spanning from 5 to 21 [[April 2010]]. The exchange culminated in a rather disturbing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|video]] outlining Chris's knowledge of cunnilingus in lurid detail.<br />
<br />
[[Image:ModNation Sweetheart.jpg|thumb|left|Jackie in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'', note the shirt and bracelet]]<br />
<br />
==A new dawn?==<br />
<br />
On 13 [[September 2010]] Chris up loaded a [[To_Jackie,_with_Love.MOV;|video]] proclaiming his love to her.<br />
<br />
{{Sweethearts}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Sweethearts]]</div>Maximilian Graveshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jackie&diff=113621Jackie2010-09-14T04:37:02Z<p>Maximilian Graves: /* Jackie's Hook Cafe Profile */</p>
<hr />
<div>[[Image:JackSweetheart.jpg|thumb|Jackie IRL, note the shirt and bracelet]]<br />
<br />
'''Jacklyn "Jackie" Romley''' is a woman whom [[Chris]] met on [[The Hook Cafe]]. Not much is known about Jackie other than what's present in a set of emails and a video uploaded by Chris.<br />
<br />
==Jackie's Hook Cafe Profile (Username Luv2Jax)==<br />
<br />
===Sexy sweetie looking for love===<br />
<br />
I'm a little shy about this, but here goes... I'm looking for a guy between about 26-30 (I like my guys a little older, just call me old fashioned I guess) who is tall, has an [[Chris and health|athletic build, straight teeth, and a good smile.]] I don't really care what you do so long as you're [[monthly tugboat|driven]]; I care more about a [[Chris and fashion|nice sense of style]] and [[Fridays After Five|outgoing personality]]. I want [[Virgin with rage|someone who doesn't need to be with someone but wants to because he knows how amazing it can be!]]<br />
<br />
Things I like to do, let's see... I love to go biking, it'd be nice if you did too. I love to play golf as well. I like to go out afer work, [[McDonalds|go to dinner]], cook dinner together (I LOVE to cook), spend the weekend [[Chris and rape|at my family's cabin]], travel, road trip and have [[Hanky-Panky|sex]]. Lots and lots of sex. (not gonna [[List of Chris's lies|lie]]!) Probably during some of the activities I just listed... I want that chemistry that is so strong, just a kiss can lead to wanting to have sex right then and there...<br />
I suppose you want to know a little about me, hm?<br />
<br />
I'm 5'3", slender, I don't [[Tobacky|smoke]] (HATE it) but I [[Chris's Big Night Out|drink]] once in a while. I graduated college last year and I work as an [[Chris and English|editor]] for a magazine. I love every day. [[Sonichu's Edge|I run in road races]]. [[Chris and money|Oh, and I shop]]. I shop a LOT. :) Most importantly, I want that [[Autism|special]] someone I can share my life with and start a family with.<br />
<br />
[[Chris and his ego|If you're reading this and you feel like it describes you, I hope you'll email me back!]] <br />
<br />
===Characteristics===<br />
Gender: '''Woman'''<BR><br />
Current Status: '''Single'''<BR><br />
Looking for: '''Friends, Casual Dating, Long-term Relationship'''<BR><br />
Body Type: '''Slender, Petite, Curvy'''<BR><br />
Eyes: '''Hazel'''<BR><br />
Height: '''5' 03"'''<BR><br />
Hair Type: '''Red'''<BR><br />
Age: '''22'''<BR><br />
Seeks: [[Duck|'''Man for Dating, Man for Friendship''']]<br />
<br />
===Profile===<br />
Education: '''College graduate'''<BR><br />
Ethnicity: '''Caucasian'''<BR><br />
Religion: '''Unitarian'''<BR><br />
Political Leanings: '''Independent, Kinky'''<BR><br />
Neighborhood: '''Charlottesville'''<BR><br />
City: '''Charlottesville'''<BR><br />
Occupation: '''Magazine Editor'''<BR><br />
Have Children: '''No'''<BR><br />
Want Children: '''Yes'''<br />
<br />
===Habits===<br />
Smoking: '''[[Tobacky|Never]]'''<BR><br />
Drinking: '''[[Alcohol|Sometimes]]'''<BR><br />
Drugs: '''Not interested'''<br />
<br />
===Personality===<br />
I get around town via: '''Car, Bycicle, Walk'''<BR><br />
My dietary preferences are: '''[[Nudes|No red meat]]'''<BR><br />
I spend my free time: '''Reading, Sex, Creating, Working out, Watching movies, Shopping, Biking, Frisbee Golf'''<BR><br />
Funniest Thing: '''A monkey on roller skates'''<br />
<br />
===Deeper===<br />
'''If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, wo'd be coming?'''<br />
Wilt Chamberlain, Queen Elizabeth I, Leonardo Da Vinci and Liberace.<br />
<br />
'''What's under your bed?''' My old Playstation... it's my guilty pleasure!<br />
<br />
'''Two books that everybody should read are''' Of Mice and Men and the Great Gatsby.<br />
<br />
===Fill It===<br />
I'm an open-minded person, but '''bigotry''' is a deal-breaker.<br />
<br />
Design your ideal mate: the brain of a '''Andy Warhol''' and the body of a '''Brad Pitt'''<br />
<br />
People say '''|my smile is my best feature'''.<br />
<br />
The first section I turn to in the Hook is '''... ask me...'''<br />
<br />
The quickest way to my heart is '''good cooking''' The quickest way to my bed is '''strong, muscly arms'''' And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked '''basted'''<br />
<br />
The last concert I attented was '''[[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|Crash Test Dummies]]'''<br />
<br />
My favorite cartoon as a kid was '''Digimon'''<br />
<br />
'''Dogwood''' is my favorite local festival.<br />
<br />
I wouldn't sell '''my body''' for a billion dollars.<br />
<br />
'''[[Vanessa Hudgens|Christina Ricci]]''' is the celebrity I've been told I resemble.<br />
<br />
'''[[China|P.F. Changs]]''' is my favorite restaurant.<br />
<br />
===In and Out===<br />
The Corner or '''[[CWCville Shopping Center|Downtown Mall]]'''<br />
<br />
'''Blockbuster''' or Sneak Reviews<br />
<br />
'''[[Matthew Noble call|Best Buy]]''' or Sidetracks<br />
<br />
'''Wireless''' or Landline<br />
<br />
'''Aristocrat''' or Grey Goose<br />
<br />
Beatles or '''Stones'''<br />
<br />
CD or '''MP3'''<br />
<br />
'''Carmike''' or Vinegar Hill<br />
<br />
Dogs or '''Cats'''<br />
<br />
'''Summer''' or Winter<br />
<br />
Black or '''[[Dirty Crapped Briefs|Brown]]'''<br />
<br />
'''Bars''' or Stay Home<br />
<br />
Kroger or '''Whole Food'''<br />
<br />
'''PC''' or Mac<br />
<br />
'''Wheel of Fortune''' or Grey's Anatomy<br />
<br />
Steak or '''[[Pickles|Salad]]'''<br />
<br />
Steak or '''Sushi'''<br />
<br />
'''Cavaliers''' or Redskins<br />
<br />
'''Casket''' or Cremation<br />
<br />
Fax or '''Email'''<br />
<br />
Dyed or '''Natural'''<br />
<br />
'''Pumps''' or Flats<br />
<br />
'''Beach''' or Mountains<br />
<br />
SUV or '''Sedan'''<br />
<br />
==First contact==<br />
<br />
{{main|Jackie Emails}}<br />
<br />
Jackie corresponded with Chris in a series of emails spanning from 5 to 21 [[April 2010]]. The exchange culminated in a rather disturbing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|video]] outlining Chris's knowledge of cunnilingus in lurid detail.<br />
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[[Image:ModNation Sweetheart.jpg|thumb|left|Jackie in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'', note the shirt and bracelet]]<br />
<br />
==A new dawn?==<br />
<br />
On 13 [[September 2010]] Chris up loaded a [[To_Jackie,_with_Love.MOV;|video]] proclaiming his love to her.<br />
<br />
{{Sweethearts}}<br />
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[[Category:Sweethearts]]</div>Maximilian Graveshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jackie&diff=113619Jackie2010-09-14T04:29:43Z<p>Maximilian Graves: </p>
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<div>[[Image:JackSweetheart.jpg|thumb|Jackie IRL, note the shirt and bracelet]]<br />
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'''Jacklyn "Jackie" Romley''' is a woman whom [[Chris]] met on [[The Hook Cafe]]. Not much is known about Jackie other than what's present in a set of emails and a video uploaded by Chris.<br />
<br />
==Jackie's Hook Cafe Profile==<br />
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===Sexy sweetie looking for love===<br />
<br />
I'm a little shy about this, but here goes... I'm looking for a guy between about 26-30 (I like my guys a little older, just call me old fashioned I guess) who is tall, has an [[Chris and health|athletic build, straight teeth, and a good smile.]] I don't really care what you do so long as you're [[monthly tugboat|driven]]; I care more about a [[Chris and fashion|nice sense of style]] and [[Fridays After Five|outgoing personality]]. I want [[Virgin with rage|someone who doesn't need to be with someone but wants to because he knows how amazing it can be!]]<br />
<br />
Things I like to do, let's see... I love to go biking, it'd be nice if you did too. I love to play golf as well. I like to go out afer work, [[McDonalds|go to dinner]], cook dinner together (I LOVE to cook), spend the weekend [[Chris and rape|at my family's cabin]], travel, road trip and have [[Hanky-Panky|sex]]. Lots and lots of sex. (not gonna [[List of Chris's lies|lie]]!) Probably during some of the activities I just listed... I want that chemistry that is so strong, just a kiss can lead to wanting to have sex right then and there...<br />
I suppose you want to know a little about me, hm?<br />
<br />
I'm 5'3", slender, I don't [[Tobacky|smoke]] (HATE it) but I [[Chris's Big Night Out|drink]] once in a while. I graduated college last year and I work as an [[Chris and English|editor]] for a magazine. I love every day. [[Sonichu's Edge|I run in road races]]. [[Chris and money|Oh, and I shop]]. I shop a LOT. :) Most importantly, I want that [[Autism|special]] someone I can share my life with and start a family with.<br />
<br />
[[Chris and his ego|If you're reading this and you feel like it describes you, I hope you'll email me back!]] <br />
<br />
===Characteristics===<br />
Gender: '''Woman'''<BR><br />
Current Status: '''Single'''<BR><br />
Looking for: '''Friends, Casual Dating, Long-term Relationship'''<BR><br />
Body Type: '''Slender, Petite, Curvy'''<BR><br />
Eyes: '''Hazel'''<BR><br />
Height: '''5' 03"'''<BR><br />
Hair Type: '''Red'''<BR><br />
Age: '''22'''<BR><br />
Seeks: [[Duck|'''Man for Dating, Man for Friendship''']]<br />
<br />
===Profile===<br />
Education: '''College graduate'''<BR><br />
Ethnicity: '''Caucasian'''<BR><br />
Religion: '''Unitarian'''<BR><br />
Political Leanings: '''Independent, Kinky'''<BR><br />
Neighborhood: '''Charlottesville'''<BR><br />
City: '''Charlottesville'''<BR><br />
Occupation: '''Magazine Editor'''<BR><br />
Have Children: '''No'''<BR><br />
Want Children: '''Yes'''<br />
<br />
===Habits===<br />
Smoking: '''[[Tobacky|Never]]'''<BR><br />
Drinking: '''[[Alcohol|Sometimes]]'''<BR><br />
Drugs: '''Not interested'''<br />
<br />
===Personality===<br />
I get around town via: '''Car, Bycicle, Walk'''<BR><br />
My dietary preferences are: '''[[Nudes|No red meat]]'''<BR><br />
I spend my free time: '''Reading, Sex, Creating, Working out, Watching movies, Shopping, Biking, Frisbee Golf'''<BR><br />
Funniest Thing: '''A monkey on roller skates'''<br />
<br />
===Deeper===<br />
'''If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, wo'd be coming?'''<br />
Wilt Chamberlain, Queen Elizabeth I, Leonardo Da Vinci and Liberace.<br />
<br />
'''What's under your bed?''' My old Playstation... it's my guilty pleasure!<br />
<br />
'''Two books that everybody should read are''' Of Mice and Men and the Great Gatsby.<br />
<br />
===Fill It===<br />
I'm an open-minded person, but '''bigotry''' is a deal-breaker.<br />
<br />
Design your ideal mate: the brain of a '''Andy Warhol''' and the body of a '''Brad Pitt'''<br />
<br />
People say '''|my smile is my best feature'''.<br />
<br />
The first section I turn to in the Hook is '''... ask me...'''<br />
<br />
The quickest way to my heart is '''good cooking''' The quickest way to my bed is '''strong, muscly arms'''' And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked '''basted'''<br />
<br />
The last concert I attented was '''[[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|Crash Test Dummies]]'''<br />
<br />
My favorite cartoon as a kid was '''Digimon'''<br />
<br />
'''Dogwood''' is my favorite local festival.<br />
<br />
I wouldn't sell '''my body''' for a billion dollars.<br />
<br />
'''[[Vanessa Hudgens|Christina Ricci]]''' is the celebrity I've been told I resemble.<br />
<br />
'''P.F. Changs''' is my favorite restaurant.<br />
<br />
===In and Out===<br />
The Corner or '''[[CWCville Shopping Center|Downtown Mall]]'''<br />
<br />
'''Blockbuster''' or Sneak Reviews<br />
<br />
'''[[Matthew Noble call|Best Buy]]''' or Sidetracks<br />
<br />
'''Wireless''' or Landline<br />
<br />
'''Aristocrat''' or Grey Goose<br />
<br />
Beatles or '''Stones'''<br />
<br />
CD or '''MP3'''<br />
<br />
'''Carmike''' or Vinegar Hill<br />
<br />
Dogs or '''Cats'''<br />
<br />
'''Summer''' or Winter<br />
<br />
Black or '''[[Dirty Crapped Briefs|Brown]]'''<br />
<br />
'''Bars''' or Stay Home<br />
<br />
Kroger or '''Whole Food'''<br />
<br />
'''PC''' or Mac<br />
<br />
'''Wheel of Fortune''' or Grey's Anatomy<br />
<br />
Steak or '''[[Pickles|Salad]]'''<br />
<br />
Steak or '''Sushi'''<br />
<br />
'''Cavaliers''' or Redskins<br />
<br />
'''Casket''' or Cremation<br />
<br />
Fax or '''Email'''<br />
<br />
Dyed or '''Natural'''<br />
<br />
'''Pumps''' or Flats<br />
<br />
'''Beach''' or Mountains<br />
<br />
SUV or '''Sedan'''<br />
<br />
<br />
==First contact==<br />
<br />
{{main|Jackie Emails}}<br />
<br />
Jackie corresponded with Chris in a series of emails spanning from 5 to 21 [[April 2010]]. The exchange culminated in a rather disturbing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|video]] outlining Chris's knowledge of cunnilingus in lurid detail.<br />
<br />
[[Image:ModNation Sweetheart.jpg|thumb|left|Jackie in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'', note the shirt and bracelet]]<br />
<br />
==A new dawn?==<br />
<br />
On 13 [[September 2010]] Chris up loaded a [[To_Jackie,_with_Love.MOV;|video]] proclaiming his love to her.<br />
<br />
{{Sweethearts}}<br />
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[[Category:Sweethearts]]</div>Maximilian Graveshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Jackie&diff=113584Talk:Jackie2010-09-14T02:14:20Z<p>Maximilian Graves: </p>
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<div>tl;dr: This woman decided to contact us and wants to tell other women not to go out with chris. she doesn't know how the wiki shit works so just like...i'm handling it for now. so yeah. okay. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:23, 22 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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and apparently now she's back with chris for some reason. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 14:35, 13 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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* I'm assuming this is the same woman as in the Jackie e-mails, right? - [[User:Boop|Boop]] 15:24, 13 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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Wasn't the Jackie page deleted sometime ago between the 6th and now while we were trying to figure it out. Or am I forgetting the origonal name? --[[User:SerenityMoonstone|SerenityMoonstone]] 21:37, 13 September 2010.<br />
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I thought that listing the last name was a no-no after the Wallflower incident. Is this something that should be taken out or are we going to leave it up this time? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 19:10, 13 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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You have to remember that The Wallflower herself requested to take her name down of the site - all the other names e.g. Megan Schroeder are still there --[[User:Maximilian Graves|Maximilian Graves]] 19:14, 13 September 2010 (PDT)</div>Maximilian Graveshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Maximilian_Graves&diff=113580User talk:Maximilian Graves2010-09-14T02:01:55Z<p>Maximilian Graves: </p>
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<div>Where did you get that pic for the Jackie article? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 18:44, 13 September 2010 (PDT)<br />
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Don't you know that Chris' PC is bugged? Srsly now, just try to guess where the picture could come from, it's not to hard ;) --[[User:Maximilian Graves|Maximilian Graves]] 19:01, 13 September 2010 (PDT)</div>Maximilian Graveshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jackie&diff=113549Jackie2010-09-14T01:04:24Z<p>Maximilian Graves: /* Possible Sweetheart? */</p>
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<div>Jackie is a woman, whom [[Chris]] met on [[The Hook Cafe]]. Not much is known about Jackie (short for "Jacklyn") other than what's present in a set of emails and a video uploaded by Chris.<br />
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==First Contact==<br />
{{main|Jackie Emails}}<br />
Jackie corresponded with Chris in a series of emails spanning from 5 to 21 April 2010. The exchange culminated in a rather disturbing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|video]] outlining Chris's knowledge of cunnilingus in lurid detail.<br />
<br />
==Possible Sweetheart?==<br />
On September 13 [[2010]] Chris up loaded a [[To_Jackie,_with_Love.MOV;|video]] proclaiming his love to her. He implies that they met through an online dating service. <br />
[[Image:ModNation Sweetheart.jpg|thumb|right|<s>Jackie (?)</s> Jackie (!) in [[ModNation Racers]]]]<br />
[[Image:JackSweetheart.jpg|thumb|right|Jackie in RL, note the shirt and bracelet]]]<br />
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{{Sweethearts}}<br />
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[[Category:Sweethearts]]</div>Maximilian Graveshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:JackSweetheart.jpg&diff=113546File:JackSweetheart.jpg2010-09-14T01:01:58Z<p>Maximilian Graves: </p>
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<div></div>Maximilian Graveshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=To_Jackie,_with_Love.MOV&diff=113535To Jackie, with Love.MOV2010-09-14T00:26:59Z<p>Maximilian Graves: /* Transcript */</p>
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<div>{{quote|I love you... Come to me or I will come to you!|Chris confirming that he's a stalker.}}<br />
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'''To Jackie, with Love.MOV''' is the first of two videos Chris uploaded on 13 [[September 2010]]. In it, Chris declares his love for [[Jackie]] by showing her a slideshow on his new [[PS3]] while Crash Test Dummies "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" plays in the background. Chris spends most of the video [[creepy stare|staring at the camera]]. Chris shares his vision of what their date will be like, which includes [[Family Guy|going to see a movie]], [[McDonalds|going to a fancy restaurant]], [[University of Virginia|taking a walk in the park]], and returning to his house for some good old [[sex|hanky panky]]. [[For My Sweetest Ivy|Hmmmm, sound familiar?]] Chris also mentions that she shouldn't leave him because it would take "well over a month" for him to forget about it and move on to the next [[sweetheart]].<br />
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Chris also reveals Jackie's last name, which [[The Wallflower|you'd think he'd have learned not to do.]] Moments later, he tells her: "Come to me, or [[Rape|I'll come to you,]]" which doesn't exactly sound romantic.<br />
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[[Chris and camerawork|To no one's surprise]], the lighting conditions in [[Chris's room]] make it all but impossible to see what is going on the screen.<br />
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== Video ==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = To Jackie, with Love.MOV<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|HkpRvP-XucM}}<br />
| stardate = 13 September 2010<br />
| style = {{crazy|text}}<br />
| subject = {{sex|text}}, {{galpals|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{RedBlackTrim|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV]]<br />
| next = [[XBox is OK.MOV]]<br />
}}<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
<br />
[''Chris is standing in front of his television, holding a PS3 controller. He is displaying a slideshow on the TV and clicking through images throughout the video, many of them indistinguishable'']<br />
<br />
This is for you, Jacklyn, my sweetheart! I want you so bad, you know, I need you. [''displays claw''] You completely- you completely so- you completely s- complete me so much. It's all so hard to explain, you get me so excited, you get me energized, I just wanna... JUMP! [''barely jumps, then bounces up and down''] I just wanna jump! [''throws hands in the air twice''] You get me so excited! Especially when I do things for you that you enjoy, that I helpcha do- I help it, uh, put together for you. It's just really awesome.<br />
<br />
Besides, as said on my website, we're--we're so much matching in many things. And you know, I could do a lot of fancy things for our first date. Like, you know...[''gestures towards inperceptable drawing on the television''] Yeah, that's the first- that's the drawing right- that's a drawing right there. Hmm. I mean, yeah, sure, got a little... [''holds up controller''] gamey thingy here, but... you know what? It's a good way to project. Especially since I did the drawings firsthand by hand.<br />
<br />
Anyway, for our first date, like I said, I would do it fancy but... I'm a simple kind of guy, you know... li- you know, nice little dinner for two, maybe a m- maybe a movie, a walk in the park, that sort of thing. So my fancy day is just mostly simple, really.<br />
<br />
[''gestures towards new indistinguishable image on the screen, then continues to flip through images''] And anyway, little bit more of you. I meet you at your- I meet you up at your place or where we decide to meet up... [''stammers''] and then we head on out for our lovely date. We go- we'n go- catcha- we'n go catcha... we can go catch a movie. Maybe go see a Disney flick... and then make out [''???'']. Or we could go to an amusement park if there is one, and ride the rollercoaster! ''Psshhhhhewww!'' [''flails hand in the air and makes a stupid face''] Ride the ferris wheel... um, we're together, enjoying it.<br />
<br />
And then we go to... restaurant, uh, depending on whether, uh, what can- what we can or where we would feel like going, would it be fancy, or, uh...inexpensive. [''gestures towards images on screen''] But this one was fancy, the one I put together for the first date here. Anyway, we just enjoy each other's company, and the food. It can be candlelit... because that is part of the fancy. But we're just gazing into each other's eyes lovingly, there's hearts between us. [''creepy smile'']<br />
<br />
And then you just, you just grace me on the way- on our way to the park, where we can enjoy- [''stammers''] we can slide down the slide, I can push you on the swing, or just sit on the grass or whatever, enjoy the moonlight... MAGIC moonlight. Sit by a tree and mmmmake out.<br />
<br />
And then when it comes to like- it comes to uh, the apex of our evening, I can pick you up to our car, the- take you back home! And then if you want to, we can go back in there and really m- and really make love...[''points and raises arm heroically''] I'll wear protection! Because I love you and I care about you very much. More than anything. [''suddenly shouting''] I need you! I need you, Jacklyn! I don't ever want you to leave me! I need you! I want you! So much!<br />
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[''normal tone resumes''] I don't ever want you to leave me, 'cause if you leave me now, you'd just leave me very sad. It'd be so much heartbreak, I'd be torn- I would be... down for... well over a month. I don't even want to think about it. Don't even wanna think about it.<br />
<br />
[''shouting again''] But I love you, Jackie! I LOVE YOU! I love you, Jacklyn Romley (''?'')! Come to me, or I will come to you! And we will enjoy- and we will dance the night away... or hang the day away, and see where it goes from there. [''points at nothing'']<br />
<br />
You make me jump. You make me jump! [''throws arms in the air and then slaps them to his torso''] I love you so much! [''another torso slap''] I can't stand it. I really can't stand it.<br />
<br />
[''pauses for 6 full seconds and stares blankly'']<br />
<br />
Nothing's gonna come between us, sweetheart. It's you and me forever. I love you.<br />
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV]]|nextlink=[[XBox is OK.MOV]]}}<br />
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{{Sweetheart Videos}}<br />
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Maximilian Graveshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=XBox_is_OK.MOV&diff=113483XBox is OK.MOV2010-09-13T22:55:51Z<p>Maximilian Graves: </p>
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<div>{{quote|I have no...I have no hate... I have little... [[Chris and anger|I have no hatred or anger]] towards the [[Homos|gay men]]. None at all. No questions, straight forward. I'm cool with...I'm cool with you gays, you know?|Chris [[List of Chris's lies|lying]] to impress [[china]]}}<br />
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'''XBox is OK.MOV''' is the second of two videos Chris uploaded on 13 [[September 2010]]. In it, Chris makes various declarations including a recanting of his [[Hex Box|Xbox]] hatred, stating that he has nothing against the [[homos|gay men]], and removing any [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curses]] he placed. Chris appears to be trying to clear his name, perhaps to demonstrate to a certain [[Jackie|sweetheart]] that he has changed his ways.<br />
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It is unclear why Chris has had a change of heart over the Xbox. Having shown his first PS3 no love by [[The MovingForward videos|destroying it]], it only took Chris a matter of days to purchase a new one. This new PS3 appears in the video, and is used in the first video Chris uploaded earlier the same day. It is not yet known if Chris has also purchased a new Xbox.<br />
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== Video ==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = XBox is OK.MOV<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hVHNdHEz0hM}}<br />
| stardate = 13 September 2010<br />
| style = {{smug|text}}, {{reason|text}}<br />
| subject = {{Rumors|text}}, {{Homos|text}}, {{Video games|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{RedBlackTrim|text}}<br />
| previous = [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV]]<br />
| next = Current<br />
}}<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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[[Captain's Log]]. Stardate September 13, 2010.<br />
<br />
I am making this video to make a public statement. <br />
<br />
I no longer have any angst or hatred or anything, any beef, against the XBox. [''Indicates his shelves. No Xbox is visible''] It is a good console, a very good console, prob-a about equally good as a PS3, cannot play BlueRay, But! It is still a good console and is just another gaming console. Just like...you know, I guess, PS...a PS3 is another gaming console, another Wii, or a Wii is another gaming console. <br />
<br />
[''Turns to his TV''] And you notice that there's a depreciation in the number of gaming consoles in the center because, the gaming edition is gooone! I... [''loses train of thought momentarily''] I have gotten rid of the horded systems - [[List of Chris's games|systems and games]] that have been, I have horded for a number of years. <br />
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And also, I would like to make another statement. [''Looks away from the camera''] I have no...I have no hate... I have little... I have [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|no hatred or anger]] towards the gay men. None at all. No questions, straight forward. [''Chris looks visibly insincere''] I'm cool with...[[It's UGH!|I'm cool with you gays]], you know? You go do what you want to do, just you know, keep it to yourselves. That's all. We're all equal people. We have every right to live our lives free however...each, however each of us individually chooses. So there.<br />
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[''pauses and shifts positioning'']<br />
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[''mumbles''] Uh, let's see that was another thing...another thing. Hmm.<br />
<br />
Anyway that's, uh, that's essentially it. Oh yes I just remembered the other thing. [''Holds up a hand in forgiveness blessing fashion''] I remove ALL hexes and curses to every single person I have ever...around the world that I have ever left a curse on. So consider yourselves [wave of his arm] cleansed! You're all forgiven. Every last one of you. [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Forgiveness!]]<br />
<br />
And with that I bid you a good day and a safe one too, all of you.<br />
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[To Jackie, with Love.MOV]]|nextlink=Current}}<br />
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Maximilian Graveshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=XBox_is_OK.MOV&diff=113448XBox is OK.MOV2010-09-13T22:19:34Z<p>Maximilian Graves: </p>
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'''XBox is OK.MOV''' is the second of two videos Chris uploaded on 13 [[September 2010]]. In it, Chris makes various declarations including a recanting of his [[Hex Box|Xbox]] hatred, stating that he has nothing against the [[homos|gay men]], and removing any curses he placed. Chris appears to be trying to clear his name, perhaps to demonstrate to a certain [[Jackie|sweetheart]] that he has changed his ways.<br />
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It is unclear why Chris has had a change of heart over the Xbox. Having shown his first PS3 no love by [[The MovingForward videos|destroying it]], it only took Chris a matter of days to purchase a new one. This new PS3 appears in the video, and is used in the first video Chris uploaded earlier the same day. It is not yet known if Chris has also purchased a new Xbox.<br />
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== Video ==<br />
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| name = XBox is OK.MOV<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hVHNdHEz0hM}}<br />
| stardate = 13 September 2010<br />
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| subject = {{Rumors|text}}, {{Homos|text}}, {{Video games|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{RedBlackTrim|text}}<br />
| previous = [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV]]<br />
| next = Current<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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Captain's log. Stardate September 13, 2010.<br />
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I am making this video to make a public statement. I no longer have any angst or hatred or anything... any beefs against the XBOX. It is a good console, a very good console, prob-a about equally good as a PS3, can operate a BlueRay, But! It is still a good console and is just another gaming console. Just like...you know, I guess, PS...a PS3 is another gaming console, another Wii, or a Wii is another gaming console. And you notice that there's a depreciation in the number of gaming consoles in the center. Because the gaming edition is GONE! I... I have gotten rid of the horded systems, systems and games that, have been, I have horded for a number of years. <br />
And also, I would like to make another statement. I have no...I have no hate... I have little... I have no hatred or anger towards the gay men. None at all. No questions, straight forward. I'm cool with...I'm cool with you gays, you know? You go do what you want to do, just you know, keep it to yourselves. That's all. We're all equal people. We have every right to live our lives free however, however each of us individually chooses. So there.<br />
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[long pause]<br />
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[mumbles] Uh, let's see that was another thing...another thing. Hmm.<br />
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Anyway that's, uh, that's essentially it. Oh yes I just remembered the other thing. I remove ALL hexes and curses to every single person I have ever...around the world that I have ever left a curse on. So consider yourselves [wave of his arm] cleansed! You're all forgiven. Every last one of you. <br />
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[nods] Forgiveness! <br />
And with that I bid you a good day and a safe one too, all of you.<br />
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