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Asperchu

2010-11-11T04:50:37Z

McAttack:

[[Image:Asperchu-and-sonichu-meet.jpg|thumb|The first drawing Alec sent Chris.]]
:''This article discusses the award-winning comic series '''Asperchu''' and its relationship with Chris. For information about the Asperchu series itself, please see [[Asperchu/Background]].''

'''Asperchu''' is a comic series created by Alec Benson Leary of Eden Prarie, Minnesota. His deft artwork, gripping stories, and excellent characterization has resulted in the series gaining hundreds of fans in the few short months since its inception. Many of these fans were discontented followers of the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]], which have recently become exponentially more disturbing.

==Similarities to Chris==
While Alec has stated that [[Mailbag 32#Parodies|Asperchu is not a Parody]] of [[Chris]], there are many similarities between the two. Both of them are [[Obesity|overweight]], [[Pedo-Glasses|bespectacled]], [[naïve]] individuals who find themselves somewhat out of place in the world. They both address the masses through [[List of Videos|youtube videos]], and both are preoccupied with finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]] to make into a [[sweetheart]].

These similarities between the two characters has resulted in no shortage of [[Chris and Anger|rage]] from Chris. He seems to feel that the only reason Asperchu exists is to poke fun at him. He also takes serious offense at the idea of a Sonichu who suffers from [[Aspergers]], for some reason.

==Chris on Asperchu==

{{quote|''Die'', you son of a bitch! Alec... '''Die'''.|[[Chris]] on Asperchu - [[Down With Asperchu]]}}

[[Image:Aspergchulove.jpg|thumb|The second drawing Alec sent Chris.]]

It's no secret that Chris hates [[Aspergers]] (and presumably everybody that suffers from it), due to some misguided sense of competition between Aspergers syndrome and other disorders on the [[autism]] spectrum. The knowledge that someone had created a series about an Electric Hedgehog Pokémon who suffered from the affliction did not sit well with him. He became even worse when the creator of the series himself started sending him e-mails.

The [[Mailbag 10#Meet Asperchu|first recorded communication]] we have between Alec and Chris implies that Alec had been in contact with him multiple times outside of the public view and that Chris had responded to these communications negatively. Chris didn't respond any better on his public mailbag, claiming that Alec was jealous of him and alleging that the included fanart of Asperchu and Sonichu implied homosexuality.

Upset that Chris would jump to such conclusions, Alec [[Mailbag 17#Sonichu loves Asperchu no homo|sent him another letter]], depicting Sonichu and Asperchu having good, masculine straight fun. This letter was even more poorly received.

Undaunted, Alec continued to send letters to Chris's mailbag, thinking that perhaps the man he respected so much really just misunderstood him. A few of these letters were [[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas|ignored]], some were [[Mailbag 28#Hey kids, it's Asperchu!|coldly dismissed]], but Chris's most [[Mailbag 31#Asperchu is the shit|notable]] [[Mailbag 32#Parodies|responses]] were were explosive outbursts of [[Chris and Anger|anger]] and hatred. Eventually, Chris began [[Mailbag 35#No comment|refusing to respond]] to Alec's correspondence, or [[Mailbag 34#Asperpedia!|deleting his messages outright]].

In Asperchu Issue C (or 0C), Chris made an appearance asking for help from the characters to save Asperchu. Later, he and [[Liquid Chris|CChanSonichuCWC]] met up with each other, leading to a standoff where Chris tried to shoot him. Chris [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|responded]] to the comic, mentioning that he was set on fire in the comic. He didn't seem to notice that he was also called by the name [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], nor did he notice the appearance of Liquid Chris.

Since the Asperchu saga started really taking off, Chris's schedule for [[Sonichu (comic)|his own comic]] has [[stress|dropped drastically]].

Beyond this, Chris made clear that he also hates the comic because of its "uncensored pictures" and "low resolution and blocky pictures". Here, we see Chris's [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]] in action. The "uncensored pictures" he's all up in arms over are just minor posters hung up mostly in Asperchu's room and even so, they are mostly hidden away by the character's heads. Chris's "uncensored pictures" are done by the main characters in full view, despite the fact that Sonichu is supposed to be a ''kids' comic''. As for the "low resolution and blocky pictures", the artwork is done through an art program (presumably Photoshop, if one of Alec's correspondences to Chris is correct), thus it does seem a bit blocky. Of course, compared to Chris's [[Chris and Art|art]], it's the fucking Mona Lisa. It also helps that Alec is humble and doesn't try to act like his artwork is amazing and worthy of being hung in a museum.

==Asperpedia==
[[Image:Mao Bamboo Ling.JPG||thumb|Mao, rockin' sunglasses]]
[[Image:Haitihelp.JPG|thumb|Clearly Asperchu is pure evil.]]
After finishing the first three issues of his comic, Alec Benson Leary set up his own Mediawiki website where one could read all existing comics, as well as a number of articles about the world of Asperchu, and read fan mail answered by Mr. Leary. Soon afterward, portals were added to the site for other notable comics, such as [[Evan]]'s [[Evan#Simonchu|Simonchu]], {{anchor|Sean}}and Sonichu is Dead creator Sean August Watley's latest project, Moon-Pals. In [[February 2010]], more comics were added, including Alec's Sonichu Revolution, Sean's Sonichu is Dead and Sonichu is Gay, and Isabel Monday's Capering Berries.

[[Jack Thaddeus]], recognizing the incredible profit potential of Asperchu, immediately began advertising the new website on the [[CWCipedia]]. Chris responded to these new ads, and his newfound knowledge of Alec's website with a series of increasingly disturbing videos<ref>[[Down with Asperchu]], [[12 January 2010]], [[14 January 2010]], [[15 January 2010]] and [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]</ref> where he made his opinions on the matter quite clear.

Alec, being a gentle soul has not directly responded to any of Chris's offensive videos. When [[Down with Asperchu#Alec's response to the video|asked by a concerned fan]], he outlined his planned course of action as one of peace, citing his personal hero, [[Wikipedia:Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi]]. His webmaster, Mao "Bamboo" Ling has opted for a more direct approach, speaking to Chris directly in 2 short [[YouTube]] videos.

The large banner ad for Asperpedia was replaced by a link to information on the US government's efforts to help the victims of the earthquake in Haiti, because Alec cares about the plight of his fellow man.

Due to the growing popularity of Asperchu over Sonichu, the site recently set up a fan portal where aspiring writers can make their own Sonichu fanfictions. Various pre-existing titles, including Sonichu: The Animated Series, are also hosted in the fan section. There is even a parody version of [[CWCipedia]] set up by Mao, where totally fictitious articles on Sonichu-related things are made, including photoshopped images of the original comic.

Eventually on May 27th 2010, Mao took complete control of CWCipedia, after which Alec and [[Vivian Gee]] started uploading Sonichu Season 2. The CWCipedia was then permanently deleted for Mao to gain the upper hand after noting to the Comic Fury staff that without Sonichu and Chris to bargain for a lower price: they must be forced to sign with him. The rights to the Asperpedia was then sold for $150,000.

===The 19 January Demands===
On 19 January 2010, Chris uploaded 12 new pages of [[Sonichu 10]], which are centered mostly around Asperchu and the Asperpedia. [[Chris and his ego|Ever the heroic savior]], Chris pictures himself, along with [[Ultra Sonichu]], destroying the slanderous Asperpedia and saving Alec's characters from their [[Asperger syndrome|terrible affliction]], with Asperchu himself getting an ''EXTREME ELECTRIC MAKEOVER'' and becoming "[[Mitch Sonichu]]".

Not content with this, Chris then issued an ultimatum to Alec through a blog post:

{{Quote|Although within Alec's Hands, Asperchu IS a horrific joke, not only because of the uncensored nudity, wrongful character usage and all that, but also because the whole thing is drawn in a c***py Blocky and Low Resolution way.

I still have NO association with Alec Benson Leary OR HIS Asperchu character Whatsoever, but I will forgive Alec for his error if he FOLLOWS from my new plot and Extreme Electric Makeover as a template. He is no longer "Asperchu", just call him Mitch Sonichu.|Chris's featured quote on 19 January 2010}}

Alec didn't listen to Chris's demands, instead keeping everyone there and just introducing Mitch Sonichu as simply "Mitch Chu", who appears to be a [[Homos|gay stylist]], as well as Whisp Sonichu as the character Whispy Sonichu, Punchy's [[slow-in-the-mind]] cousin.

==Apologies==

In [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|a video]] Chris finally admitted that Asperchu was not a [[parody]] of himself or his original creation, Sonichu, and was instead a completely original character. He also apologized for spreading lies about Alec, such as suggesting that he [[Mailbag 50|only responded to fanmail that puts him in a positive light]], and for the constant [[death threats]] against him. He also apologized for trying to commandeer [[Evan]]'s [[Simonchu]] character (though he tactfully avoided mentioning his blatant ripoff, [[Simonla]]).

However, Chris's real motivations quickly become obvious as he proceeded to beg Alec and Evan to help him take down the [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements|Cwcipedia ads]], which had become increasingly homoerotic and insulting to Chris.

A few days later, Chris made [[I am Alive|another video]] fully apologizing for his threats towards the four, deciding to give up Simonla and delivering a half-assed Forgiveness Blessing to Mao, in the hope of finally removing the ads (which also included a [[parody]] of [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] involving him and [[Snorlax|his mom]] and an obituary for Chris).

On 25 February 2010, Chris released the last pages of [[Sonichu 10]], in which he did kill Simonla... but turned around and ''executed'' the "Asperchu Four". It remains to be seen as to what happens next.

==Phone calls==
{{main|Alec Benson Leary calls}}

{{quote|Encourage the fans that were originally my fans to come back to me.|Chris}}

On 9 February 2010 Mao sent Evan and Sean a series of seven phone conversations between Alec Benson Leary and Chris. While these conversations were meant to stay between the [[Asperpedia]] staff, they were eventually leaked by Mao for the world to hear. An [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth]] and [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|ninth]] phone call between Chris and Alec followed on 18 February and 25 February, respectively.

==Trial and execution of Asperpedia staff==

{{Quote|We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.|Chris, ''[[Sonichu 10]]''}}

Despite Alec attempting to help Chris out several times during the phonecalls, Chris would involve Alec, along with Mao, Sean and Evan, in the penultimate pages of ''[[Sonichu 10]]''. They are portrayed as stupid, murderous characters, who are tried by Cwcville's Court for the murder of Simonla, as well as the theft and mockery of several citizens of Cwcville. After a rather one-sided trial (in Cwcville's favor, of course), Alec and co. are sentenced to death, Alec specifically in a "ten-button Electric chair". He is electrocuted to death by various characters that were "misrepresented" in ''Asperchu'', including Sonichu, who states that he is [[Homos|"not gay"]] as he jointly ends Alec's life. Chris himself also joins in on the fun, and ironically, and also hypocritically states that Alec is a "d*** lunatic", after which he helps fry him to a crisp and breaks all of Mao's bones using telekinesis. Evan is horribly mutilated by [[Sandy Rosechu]] whilst chained to a wall, and [[Moon-Pals|Sean]] is used as target practice by Bill the Scientist, Kel and Allison.

During this brutality, Chris also [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|apologizes]] for some of his own wrongdoings towards the Asperchu Four, as well as his fans.

==Sonichu Revolution==

When the CWCipedia was taken down during the [[Simonchu]] dispute, it appeared Chris was not going to budge and would [[9_February_2010|possibly set up shop elsewhere]]. Considering Chris's laziness, how long that would take was anyone's guess. The possibility that no new comics would appear for days, weeks, or even months was likely, and this didn't take into account how often Chris's new digs would get hacked. Fortunately Alec, being the nice guy that he is, decided Sonichu fans should not be deprived of the promised reboot. He took it upon himself to not only deliver fans new pages through Chris's site, but to also take care of the looming copyright issues that Chris had been unwilling to tackle. All while still uploading new Asperchu comics.

Chris, of course, took this in entirely the wrong way. In the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth phone call]], he accused Alec of stealing his work and attempting to impersonate him. Also, while he expressed offense at the violence of some of the Sonichu Revolution strips, he showed no signs of grasping the way Alec's comic mocks the unoriginality, moral hypocrisy, sexual degeneracy, and generally warped outlook of Chris's original Sonichu stories.

===Sonichu Revolution Gallery===

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==CWCipedia advertisements==

[[File:Asperchuissue5ad.jpg|thumb|200px|The ad in question.]]

Shortly after 110MB returned from what may be its billionth outage, a large Asperchu ad appeared at the top of every article, depicting [[Sonichu]] shooting <s>Chris</s> Ian in the calves ([[Sonichu Special 4|sound familiar?]]) while calling him a "[[Honest Content|fat little son of a bitch]]". Chris claimed that he won't let the ad get to him, but as anyone who has heard a lulzcow claim this before knows, this implies that he could possibly be one good push away from an explosion. Either that, or he failed to grasp this ad like the [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] ad parody.

[[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]] came across this ad and, thinking it was one of the Sonichu comics, thought it was, as advertised, fucking awesome. Chris explained to her it was really a troll advertisement, which eventually lead to him showing her [[CWCki]] and her finding out what a lazy monster he is, ending the online correspondence. So even if it failed to provoke a response from Chris, it managed to perform some small service in [[The Miscreants|the larger scheme of things]].

[[File:AsperchuMarkDeux.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The (other) ad in question.]]

Eventually, the ad was taken down, although it was quickly replaced with another, smaller one featuring a callback to the scene of Evan's cold-blooded torture from [[Sonichu 10]]. Chris has yet to respond to this, most likely because he's too busy [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|bitching about being not being unbanned from The GAMe PLACe]].

[[File:Sonichu0.jpg|thumb|200px|The (final) ad in question.]]

Yet another ad was put up a few days later, depicting Ian Brandon Anderson's final death. It was taken down relatively quickly and replaced with an Autism Awareness Month ad (featuring a mention of the hated [[Asperger's syndrome]], no less), so it isn't unreasonable to believe Chris may have missed this one entirely.

==Footnotes==
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==See also==
*[[Asperchu/Background]]: More about the comic itself

==External links==
*<s>[http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page Asperpedia]: Asperchu's very own Wiki</s> '''DEAD'''
*[http://hsienko.com/asperchu/ What remains of the Asperpedia]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/Asperchu Asperpedia's YouTube channel]
*[http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/archive/ Asperchu on thecomicseries]

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DPF phonecall

2010-11-10T16:43:18Z

McAttack: /* Part 2 */

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On 15 [[January 2010]], the cast of "Digimon Parody Fandub" uploaded the audio of a phone call that they conducted with [[Chris]] to [[YouTube]].

==Part 1==

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===Transcript===
 '''Chris:''' Hello?
 '''Jynx:''' Hel-(cut off by static)
 '''Jack:''' Hi I'm *inaudible*
 '''Chris:''' I'm sorry what?
 '''Jynx:''' Good evening.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, good evening.
 '''Jynx:''' We tried to conta-well I tried to contact you earlier, I wanted to ask permission to use something of yours. A character of yours.
 '''Chris:''' I see.
 '''Jynx:''' I, um, I own a comic called Marty-Bob, right? It's pretty popular. It's based off the series Negima, you may have heard of it. Have you?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, no. I have not.
 '''Jynx:''' Well, as you know, I am English, and it's rather popular over here, right? And your character, being pretty popular in England as well, um, I wanted to see if I could use him just as a cameo to say hi to Marty-Bob.
 '''Chris:''' Mmm.
 '''Jynx:''' Well I-*cut off by Chris*
 '''Chris:''' Well, I give you, I give you permission to use my c-, use my Sonichu as a as a, in a cameo appearance in there, just make sure you reference me and the CWCipedia.
 '''Jack:''' We'll, we'll do that sir.
 '''Jynx:''' We'll link and everything and give credit to you *Text comes up reading 'Sonichu can come up and give Marty-Bob a handshake and then Marty-Bob can meet'* Sonichu and say he's awesome.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah okay, that's fine.
 '''Jack:''' Also, I was wondering, I have a character I'd like to audition for you, for your Sonichu comic.
 '''Chris:''' I see. Hmm.
 '''Jack:''' His, his name is Poliochu, he has Polio, he's like the uh, clone of FDR and he has Polio, so he needs a wheelchair.
 '''Chris:''' I see, hmm, well you can send me a drawing of it, to my e-mail address or to the mailbag on the CWCipedia and I'll uh, I'll look at-I'll look the character over.
 '''Jynx:''' Will you look at 'em all of your e-mails?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I'll look at the e-mails.
 '''Jynx:''' Okay that's good.
 '''Jack:''' That's good, that's good. Also, um, are you getting those dastardly trolls? I mean, they're just so mean.
 '''Chris:''' Yes they are mean.
 '''Jynx:''' I liked your recent video where you spoke French or s-*static pause*
 '''Chris:''' *cutting in* Spanish.
 '''Jynx:''' You taught me how to say it it was like illis zububolis or something.
 '''Jack:''' What does that mean anyway what you said in Spanish?
 '''Chris:''' Mmm, yeah th- the meaning escapes me at the moment, but it's pronounced "uhcrepsa etah y uhcinos evol.
 '''Jack:''' Mhm.
 '''Jynx:''' Chris, can I just say something?
 '''Chris:''' Mhm?
 '''Jynx:''' I'm your biggest fan; you're so awesome.
 '''Chris:''' Thank you.
 '''Jack:''' You do not deserve any of the bad treatment towards you like, Clyde Cash, he's just a jerk and whatever that guy who says he's you but like not as like, good looking.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Jynx:''' So what is Asperchu?
 '''Chris:''' Okay, well Asperchu is not mine, it belongs to Alec Benson Leary and I have no connection to him whatsoever, except for him buying out the ad space and putting his ads onto th-*cuts out*
 '''Jynx:''' What?
 '''Jack:''' Why would he do that to you?
 '''Chris:''' He's just being, he's just being mean and a jerk.
 '''Jynx:''' I thought that um, you guys were having a meeting. That's what you said in your video.
 '''Chris:''' Mmm, no I challenged him to come and meet- challenged him to come to Virginia so we can see who stacks up better here.
 '''Jynx:''' Right.
 '''Jack:''' Did Clyde Cash ever come to your house and try to fight you?
 '''Chris:''' Mmm, people have come to my house, and uh, gone so-gone as far as to egg my house.
 '''Jack:''' Egged? Your house has been egged?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Jynx:''' That's not very nice they're *inaudible*
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Jynx:''' It's a waste of eggs.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Jack:''' Eggs are supposed to be eaten.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah that's probably-
 '''Jack:''' *cuts off Chris* They're made with french toast.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Jynx:''' I wanted to ask you a question.
 '''Chris:''' Mhm?
 '''Jynx:''' Y'know Magi-chan?
 '''Chris:''' Yep.
 '''Jynx:''' How come he's got -chan at the end of his name but not -chu?
 '''Chris:''' It's a play off the word magician.
 '''Jynx:''' I see. I didn't know that! That's pretty cool, I've learned something new today!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Jack:''' Yeah.
 '''Jynx:''' But what's that, so his species name is Magi-chan?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Jynx:''' So, could I capture my own Magi-chan if it was in a pokémon game?
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, not really. If I- if there was a pokémon game with all the Sonichu characters in there, you'd have to, uh, evolve it from a Sonee with a Moon Stone.
 '''Jynx:''' Ah, I see.
 '''Jack:''' Also I was wondering, uh, what is this A.D. Vision thing project you're making-you're going on talking about?
 '''Chris:''' Ah, uh, oh, turns out tha-turns out I was fooled there, apparently A.D. Vison went ou-went out of business in September 2009. I did not realize that until recently.
 '''Jynx:''' Oh, I got, I got to ask you a really important question.
 '''Jack:''' Who is Ginger? We just want to know; we're confused about that.
 '''Chris:''' She's a fan.
 '''Jack:''' She's a fan?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Jynx:''' Like us?
 '''Jack:''' *inaudible*
 '''Chris:''' She talked to me recently.
 '''Jack:''' Oh, where does she live?
 '''Chris:''' Mmm, she lives in Florida.
 '''Jack:''' Florida? That's-
 '''Chris:''' *cuts in* Yeah.
 '''Jack:''' Pretty f-pretty far a way aways man.
 '''Chris:''' Well-
 '''Jack:''' *cuts in* Around.
 '''Chris:''' I wasn't doing anything lately, y'know?
 '''Jynx:''' Chris!
 '''Chris:''' Mhm?
 '''Jynx:''' Could I ask your opinion on something?
 '''Chris:''' Okay.
 '''Jynx:''' It's something you haven't released information or anything and it's so important I wanna ask you this.
 '''Chris:''' Mhm?
 '''Jynx:''' Um, do you like Digimon?
 '''Chris:''' Digimon's okay.
 '''Jynx:''' But you think poké-
 '''Jack:''' They're just a pretty ripoff of Pokémon right?
 '''Chris:''' Mmm, yeah I would dare say it's sort of a ripoff.
 '''Jynx:''' But, I, I like Digimon and I like Sonichu, because I'm awesome like that; that's how I roll.
 '''Chris:''' Mkay. Alright, that's cool.
 '''Jynx:''' Do you like Kermit the Frog?
 '''Chris:''' 'Kay.
 '''Jynx:''' Would you like to speak to Kermit the Frog?
 '''Chris:''' No. I-
 '''Jack:''' *cuts in* He has like the best voice of doing it though.
 '''Jynx:''' Yeah, I-I'm pretty good.
 '''Chris:''' Alright, I'll listen to your imitation of Kermit the Frog.
 '''Jynx:''' Okay, here it is, ready? *Mimics Kermit the Frog* Hi there, Kermit the Frog here speaking to Chris-Chan, which is pretty cool.
 '''Chris:''' Mmm.
 '''Jynx:''' You like it?
 '''Chris:''' It's okay...uh, *Mimics Kermit the Frog* *Inaudible mumbling in the voice* and sound like Kermit the Frog. Ladies and Gentlemen, *inaudible name* in the audience, yay!
 '''Jynx:''' Oh, wow! That was good at the end! That was excellent!
 '''Jack:''' Can you hear my- can you hear my Bill Cosby voice. Do you know Bill Cosby?
 '''Chris:''' Yep.
 '''Jack:''' Alright, here it is. *Mimics Bill Cosby* Hello Chris-Chan, with the bippin' and the boppin' and the hippin'. *Coughs*. God that hurt.
 '''Chris:''' *Mimicking Bill Cosby* Mmm, that's pretty good, but I think *inaudible* and we could talk all day long! And we could do all the jibba jabba blibba blabba.
 '''Jynx:''' Oh, uh, do you know who Cleveland Brown?
 '''Chris:''' Yep. *Mimics Cleveland* Oh yeah, I know Cleveland Brown. Yeah I watch the Cleveland Show. *Attempts Cleveland's laugh*
 '''Jynx:''' Oh, I like his laugh, it's like *mimics laugh*.
 '''Jack:''' When are you going to do a Metal Gear Solid themed episode?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, I'm sorry, I didn- I didn't understand the question.
 '''Jack:''' When are you going to do a Metal Gear Solid themed comic ser-type of like, Sonichu?
 '''Chris:''' Well uh, maybe later, but not right now.
 '''Jack:''' Here, I could do, I could do I good Snake voice. Let's get into it. Listen.
 '''Chris:''' Mkay.
 '''Jack:''' *Mimicking Snake* Otacon, this is Snake. Where are we? *cough*
 '''Jynx:''' Is that the one from Super Smash Brothers?
 '''Jack:''' No.
 '''Jynx:''' Is-have you ever played Super Smash Brothers, Chris?
 '''Chris:''' Yep.
 '''Jynx:''' Do you have a friend code for it?
 '''Chris:''' Mmm, yeah, but it would be hard for me to get to it right now.
 '''Jynx:''' Ah.
 '''Jack:''' Ah okay.
 '''Jynx:''' I would love to play you because I actually don't have Snake in Brawl yet. I don't know how to unlock him.
 '''Chris:''' Mmm, uh, I'm sorry, you don't-uh, you're talking about the Snake character, unlocking him in Super Smash Brothers Brawl?
 '''Jynx:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' Mmm, you could look, you could look up the answer how to unlock him on GameFAQs, G A M E F A Q S dot com.
 '''Jynx:''' Chris, who do you use?
 '''Jack:''' He uses Sonic of course.
 '''Chris:''' Mmm.
 '''Jynx:''' Do you know that if you hack the game, you could mix Pikachu's move with Sonic, and then you can make, like Sonichu in brawl?
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, that's interesting.
 '''Jynx:''' That'd be cool. I used to do that; I used to hack Brawl at one point.
 *End of audio*

==Part 2==

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 '''Jack:'''Reggie Fils-Aime, I've always tried to talk with him, I've called Nintendo of America like a billion times asking to talk with him, he's like always busy.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, it turned out-it turned out between him and, uh, Sh-and, uh, Sh-
 '''Jack:''' (cutting in) Shigeru Miyamoto?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. It turned out when I talked to them they turned out to be just trolls pretending to be them.
 '''Jynx:''' Well, was that Clyde Cash again?
 '''Chris:''' No, uh, another troll. Under Clyde Cash, I'm sure.
 '''Jack:''' *mumbling* oh, oh. Have you seen "The Book of Eli" yet?
 '''Chris:''' No, I have not.
 '''Jack:''' You should go see it. Oh, there-here, my, uh, my little sister would like to talk to you.
 '''Jynx:''' She's from Australia.
 '''Jack:''' Yeah.
 '''Girl:''' Is this really Sonichu? I'm really excited now!
 '''Chris:''' (cutting in) Hello?
 '''Girl:''' Hello? Hello? Can you hear me? I've been trying to talk with you for hours and hours now!
Sonichu! Oh my god, I love this show! I love it, I love it, I love it!
 '''Jack:''' (cutting in) she's just
 '''Chris:''' (inaudible)
 '''Girl:''' Shut up, shut up Jack, I'm talking! I'm so...oh, wow.
 '''Jynx:''' Do you like Family Guy then?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, it's a good show.
 '''Jynx:''' I have, do you know what my favorite Chris Chan video is? The one where you do the life in a day of Sonichu. That was great!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Thank you.
 '''Jynx:''' Yeah, I've-
 '''Jack:''' (cutting in) Did you notice that Chris Mc-Chris McFarland-Seth McFarlane has put you in one of the episodes?
 '''Chris:''' Uh. Sorry, I did not understand that.
 '''Jack:''' Seth McFarlane, the creator of Family Guy, he put you in that one episode, where they did like, a Stephen King parody? He made Peter look just like you.
 '''Chris:''' No, uh, (sound cut off) -like that.
 '''Jynx:''' That's your shirt.
 '''Girl:''' (speaking over Chris) Oh, I LOVE YOUUU!
 '''Jack:''' (inaudible) -that you're famous though.
 '''Chris:''' Hm... Indeed.
 '''Jack:''' Are you ever gonna come to Anime Expo?
 '''Chris:''' I might.
 '''Jynx:''' Oh, what kind of anime do you like? Do you like, uh, Lucky Star? (inaudible) Naruto, Bleach?
So many to choose from.
 '''Girl:''' (cutting in) Oh, Anime, do you like Anime? I like Anime!
 '''Jynx:''' Negime, Marty Bob? There's a whole list.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I like a lot of anime, but I would say that I really like Excel Saga.
 '''Jack:''' Excel Saga? Yeah, Nabushin's the best.
 '''Jynx:''' I like (inaudible)
 '''Jack:''' I don't even know what that is man.
 '''Girl:''' [unintelligible], Ponies~.
 '''Jack:''' [unintelligible]...(Over Chris) Me and Chris know what it's about.
 '''Chris:''' Listen, I'm busy working on a this project right now.
 '''Jack:''' Which project is it?
 '''Chris:''' Oh it's some, uh... (static)
 '''Jack:''' (Cutting off Chris) Is it like a video, or some sort of, like, game, or picture.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, it's a drawing, alright?
 '''Jack:''' It's a drawing? Oh, oh, oh. Ok. Here's another Sonichu character, alright? His name is Hunter ThompsonChu... He's like, he's like a writer sort of Sonichu character, and he wears, like, um, what is it? Like, ah... Do you wa- Have you read or watched "Bleach" before?
 '''Chris:''' Mm. Yeah.
 '''Jack:''' You know that shopkeeper (audio fades) that hat, but a different color. And he wears, like, sunglasses. And he just, like, he types and he's just, like, a really crazy kooky character.
 '''Chris:''' Alright, well, again, ya'know, send the pictures to the email or send it to the mailbag and I'll h- and I'll look at it.
 '''Jack:''' (An unintelligible voice starts with Jack, then stops.) Great, and I'll go find Alec for you and I'll get him for you. I'll beat him up.
 '''Girl:''' [Grainy and obnoxious] I HAVE A QUESTION!
 '''Jynx:''' Chris, Chris, Chris, I wanna say something. (Mention our?) parody fandub in your next video.
 '''Chris:''' Umm... I might.
 '''Jack:''' We need the, um, We need the, um, We need the, uh, what is it?
 '''Jynx:''' The Views.
 '''Jack:''' Yeah, we need the views, please.
 '''Jynx:''' And I've supported Sonichu for a long time, like, I've even posted fan-pictures on Youtube.
 '''Jack:''' I'm even getting a tattoo, later tomorrow, of Sonichu, on my chest... Ultra Sonichu.
 '''Chris:''' Well, I... Alight, it was nice talking to y'all but I gotta go.
 '''Jack:''' Can we call you next time? Will you answer us?
 '''Chris:''' Eh, I might.
 '''Jack:''' Please, that would make my sister's day. Alright, Please?
 '''Chris:''' Ok, hello.
 '''Girl:''' Heeeeeeee. (Forced Giddiness) I have a question, I has a question, it (trails off). How long do you take drawring [sic] your pictures?
 '''Chris:''' Uhh, Sometimes it can take me up to 2 or 3 hours.
 '''Girl:''' Why?
 '''Jack:''' You could have a drawing contest against Alec to see who's the better c-(cuts off)
 '''Girl:''' I like drawing, too.
 '''Jack:''' (cuts back in.) -drawings.
 '''Girl:''' I like drawing... Can I draw pictures for Sonic-chan? I like drawring.[sic]
 '''Chris:''' (Softly, unsure) ...yeah...
 '''Jynx:''' Do you like, um, Wall-E?
 '''Chris:''' Wally?
 '''Jynx:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' I do not know what w- I do not know which Wally you're talking about.
 '''Jynx:''' [simultaneously] The Pixar thing. / Eeeevaaa.
 '''Jack:''' [simultaneously] The one with "WALL EEEEE and EVE" Eeevvaaa.
 '''Chris:''' I've never heard of that.
 '''Jynx:''' What's your favorite movie?
 '''Chris:''' Mary Poppins.
 '''Jynx:''' Mary Poppins?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Jynx:''' Is that the one with the dancing penguins?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Jynx:''' Is that your favorite animal?
 '''Chris:''' No, pengu- No, not my favorite animal.
 '''Jynx:''' What is your favorite animal?
 '''Jack:''' Sonichu?
 '''Chris:''' Not sure, I'm not sure at the moment. I, hey listen, I gotta go.
 '''Jynx:''' Please, (???), We're your biggest fans!
 '''Chris:''' Ok, thank you.
 '''Girl:''' (Overtly Sensual) I really like Sonichu, too. Makes me feel... Good.
 '''Jack:''' That was my sister, sorry.
*End of Audio

{{FanChats}}
[[Category:Phone calls]]

Talk:Mumble 6

2010-11-09T18:11:57Z

McAttack:

I'll take a crack at transcribing this one. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 03:41, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

* I'm firing my transcribing lasers! [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:41, 8 April 2010 (UTC)
** Day 1. No sign of land yet. The plan is to do a bit every other night or so until my fragile sanity gives out or I finish. The only thing keeping me going is the soft, soothing voice of the french-speaking female troll who I've named Chantelle because it's a sexy name and this chat needs sexy names. Time mark: 00:12:01 of 1:36:19. Time spent transcribing: Approximately four hours. Holy fucking shit this thing is an hour and a half long, LOOK AT THAT LENGTH GODDAMN. Heart level: 60% [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 16:04, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

** Day 2. No sign of land yet. Boring talk about video games I haven't played, making it difficult to transcribe. Sometimes I think I see things- shadowy, incorporeal things out of the corner of my eye, like the dark wisps of sanity physically leaving my body. Chantelle, my darling and love, is almost entirely absent from this particular chat- her presence lingers on in my thoughts, however, as I press onwards towards my goal. The work comes faster now; I believe my body is physically adjusting to the effort while that pleading voice echoing in my mind begging me to turn back seems to be getting quieter and quieter. Time mark: 00:27:17 of 01:36:19. Time spent transcribing: Approximately four hours. Do iPhones dream of electric sheep? Heart level: 42%. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 11:02, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

** Day 5. No sign of land yet. Minor corrections are the order of the day today; fixing minor things I felt sure that I'd corrected. Perhaps my admittedly tenuous grip on my sanity is far worse than I had thought? In any event, at least I didn't have to listen to the nails-on-chalkboard that is Chris' voice. It's honestly worse than the word naive, or the name Ian Brandon Anderson. Am I Chris, or am I just transcribing his voice? To tell the truth I can hardly remember anymore. At least my heart level is up. Time mark: 00:27:17 of 01:36:19. Time spent transcribing: Approximately 10 minutes. If Chris died tomorrow, would you be sad or happy? Heart level: 57%.[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 11:11, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

** Day 6. No sign of land yet. Floating, disembodied male members float in and out of my mind's eye. I feel as though I'm drowning in inane babble; I zoned out for what seemed like a few seconds, only to find that I'd transcribed a large body of audio that I honestly don't remember hearing. My gal-pal reports that I mumble (heh- get it?) fragments of the chat in my sleep. Sleep. I feel like I barely sleep anymore- only the transcription matters. Work called, something about not showing up for five days or so. Not that it matters. The nattering of those [[JERKS]] doesn't bother me any more. The transcript is all that matters. Time mark: 00:32:54 of 01:36:19. Time spent transcribing: Approximately 190 minutes. Is it [[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] or [[User:Cogsdev|Cocksdev?]] Heh. Cock is a funny word. Heart level: 39%.[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 12:03, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

** Day 7. No sign of land yet. Kicked out of #sonichu for general faggotry, probably bought on by transcription-related hallucinations. Spent some time fixing up errors; how many trolls are in the chat anyway? Six? Two? Maybe just myself. The words just flow together, forming one large stream-of-consciousness that just washes over me like a wave. Is cake an element? Ck, atomic weight 15.201. I feel like I am not only growing to know and identify the various trolls in the transcript, but also feel in some way I AM them; they and I are the same being, simply existing out of time with each other, all souls bound together in some kind of asynchronous feedback loop that threatens to envelop the space-time continuum and rend it asunder. Chantalle, that HARLOT, has been PURGED from the chat; I AM STRAIGHT DAMNIT! Time mark: 00:32:54 of 01:36:19. Time spent transcribing: Approximately 30 minutes. This transcript is something to believe in... something to believe in. Heart level: 32%. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:06, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

** Day 7, addendum. No sign of land yet. Transcribed another section or so. Those d-damn dirty trolls, always making f- making fun of me. They're just jealous tha- that I was the one who made... the one who made- who created the TRUE and ORIGINAL Sonichu ba- back in [[2000]]. Or [[2001]], I can- I can't really remember. Time mark: 00:36:11 of 01:36:19. Time spent transcribing: Approximately 50 minutes. Damn d-dirty mocking trolls. Heart level: 49%. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 11:49, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

** Day 8. No sign of land yet. I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THIS BOAT, and I have sailed it into some [[Mumble 3|Treacherous Waters Indeed]]. Fortunately, the [[True and loyal fanbase|crew]] and [[CWC|I]] were able to Save Ourselves from these foul, [[semen|tainted waters]]... we may have HEARD THINGS That Can NEVER BE UNHEARD, but the bottom line is that We Are Safe. Soon the ship will Sail Back To These Waters, and then the transcription can continue. It Must Continue; I feel that this is important to my Sweetheart Search and my quest to no longer be a Virgin With Rage. Time mark: 00:37:40 of 01:36:19. Time spent transcribing: Approximately 25 minutes. DAMN YOU ASPERCHU! Heart level: 23%. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 12:39, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

** Day 9. No sign of land yet. Just as I was Getting My Thoughts organised Soundly, something we Autistics have TROUBLE DOING, the ship OF WHICH I AM THE CAPTAIN has sailed back into the Dangerous Waters of Mumble 3. Still, at least SOME headway was made on this work today, with A Small Part being Transcribed. This section was Hard and really Grinds My Gears, since the DAMN AUDIO goes Really Dang Quiet for a bit which really Ticks Me Off. AND ALSO- MY NAME IS NOT RONICHU... BRANDON... SOMETHING! Time mark: 00:42:18 of 01:36:19. Time spent transcribing: Approximately an hour and half minutes desu. Why doesn't Cogs love me? Heart level: 11%. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 12:49, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

** DAY 10. No sign of land yet. BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ONE FANTASTIC OFFER FOR YOU GUYS. IF YOU TAKE ONE DAY OFF TRANSCRIBING, YOU'LL GET MOST OF THE FOLLOWING DAY ABSOLUTELY FREE! SO MAKE SURE YOU FUCK AROUND AND DON'T DO ANY TRANSCRIBING TODAY, BECAUSE TOMORROW, YOU'LL GET YOUR CHANCE! LIMITED TIME OFFER, JUST E-MAIL GREGG.MAYS@GMAIL.COM.AU FOR ALL YOUR TRANSCRIBING NEEDS! Time mark: 00:42:18 of 01:36:19. Time spent transcribing: Approximately zero minutes. Disregard that, I suck cocks. Heart level: 9%. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 06:06, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

** Day 11. No sign of land yet. ˙ʎɐʍʎuɐ ǝɯ pǝʍo ǝɥs ˙suıɐd ɥɔns ɥʇıʍ uıƃɹıʌ plo ɹɐǝʎ 8ᄅ ɐ ɯɐ ı ʇɔɐɟ ǝɥʇ oʇ ǝnp ʇɥƃıɹ sı lǝǝɟ ı ɥɔıɥʍ `dnɔ ǝɥʇ oʇuı pǝʇɐqǝp-ssɐɯ ı ʇı ƃuıʇʇǝƃ dn sɐʍ ı ǝlıɥʍ puɐ ɹǝʇɐʍ ɟo ʞuıɹp ɐ pǝʇuɐʍ ǝɥs ؛ɐup ǝɯos pǝɹɐɥs ǝʍ puɐ ǝsnoɥ ʎɯ oʇ ɹǝʌo ǝɯɐɔ ǝɥs ʎɐpoʇ ʇsnɾ ˙slloɹʇ ǝɥʇ ɟo sʇɹoɟɟǝ ʇsǝq snoıɹǝs ǝɥʇ ǝʇıdsǝp `ƃuıʇɐp llıʇs ǝɹɐ ǝʍ -sǝʎ ɥo ˙ɹǝʍolɟllɐʍ ǝɥʇ `ʇɹɐǝɥʇǝǝʍs ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ sǝɯıʇ ʎxǝs ʎɯ ʇdnɹsıp oʇ ʎɹʇ oɥʍ sʞɹǝɾ ɹǝɥʇo puɐ slloɹʇ snoıɹɐʌ ǝɥʇ pɐǝlsıɯ oʇ ʇdɯǝʇʇɐ llıʍ sıɥʇ ǝdoɥ ı -ʍou ɹoɟ uʍop ǝpısdn sǝıɹʇuǝ ƃol ʎɯ ɟo llɐ ǝʇıɹʍ oʇ pǝpıɔǝp ʎlpunos ǝʌɐɥ ı Time mark: 00:46:20 of 01:36:19. Time spent transcribing: Approximately 120 minutes. SHE IS MINE NOW. Heart level: 7%. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 06:45, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

** Day 12. No sign of land yet. LOST AT SEA. DAMN THE TROLLS. Time mark: 00:46:20 of 01:36:19. Time spent transcribing: Approximately negative one-hundred-twenty minutes. Why, Megan?! Why?! Heart level: 6%. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:54, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

** Day 13. No sign of land yet. Un-lost. Despite my Greatest Care and most Sincere Remarks the TROLLS DAMN THEM continue to Mock me with the Very Existance of the Most Destestable CWCki that they have. This is Not Something I, Ronichu Weston Chandler, can HONESTLY tolerate- I will Continue my Transcribing Work, which is both Fair and Just, so that my TRUE NATURE can be divined by these FOUL Trolls. Fucking BEAT, he is just so much BETTER than me, and this causes me No End Of Stress. Time mark: 00:46:20 of 01:36:19. Time spent transcribing: Approximately negative one-hundred-twenty minutes. Why, Beat?! Why?! Heart level: 5%. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:54, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

** Day 13, addendum. No sign of land yet. More Transcribing was done today but Due to my Autism I Did Not Write It To The Captain's Log. Time mark: 00:50:38 of 01:36:19. Time spent transcribing: Approximately 25 minutes. The muscle-bra hides my masculine chest. Heart level: 5%. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:18, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

** Day 14. No sign of land yet. Lost at sea. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:01, 28 April 2010 (UTC)

*You sound like me When I was deeply entrenched in Mumble 1. I don't know How I finished that beast, and I don't think I'm meant to remember. All I can recall is that at 20:00, I suddenly stopped giving a fuck about making sure all of Chris's stupid sputtering was perfectly preserved.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:22, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
** Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe. Cocks? [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 12:03, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

I'm yours --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 07:14, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
* This road is a Dark One and I must Walk It Alone, but if you could Fix up the <s>occasional</s> frequent spelling and wiki ERRORS made by my GOD DAMN FREAKING AUTISTIC BLOCK (which I am still Suffering with For Real) then I would be Very Grateful since I feel sometimes Mentally Retarded. Also, if you could edit the Wallflower so that she FALLS IN LOVE WITH ME FOR REAL, I would appreciate that. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:54, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
** <s>I'm a little confused. Aren't Hamsty and Cameron the same person, or am I missing something here? Awesome work, by the way.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 00:33, 26 June 2010 (UTC)</s>

===I'm gonna finish this up===
* and then go back and assign the proper names --[[User:Hellion|masta beta alum]] 23:39, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
**Let me know if you need help with that, as the article's current form is very confusing. Really, who confused Cameron with <s>Jack</s> Crass?--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 05:06, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
**I transcribed a bunch of this. I had a lot of trouble picking out who was who due to their thick American accents. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:17, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

== Yo ==

I wasn't the one talking about Sonic X and stuff. I was the guy saying Call of Duty isn't gay. --[[User:Falsion|Falsion]] 16:48, 6 November 2010 (PDT)

== Sonic Saturn? ==

When they're talking about Sonic cartoons, I think they're probably saying "Sonic SatAM" (a nickname for the Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon that aired on Saturday mornings) rather than "Sonic Saturn".

[[User:McAttack|McAttack]] 10:11, 9 November 2010 (PST)

Count Graduon

2010-11-09T12:53:22Z

McAttack:

[[Image:Graduon.png|thumb|150px|The [[Semen|true form]] of Count Graduon]]

'''Count Graduon''' is the prime mover behind the forces of evil in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. Count Graduon is an ancient evil spirit residing in the scepter of the evil witch [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Despite being a supernatural being of great power who threatened the [[Cherokian Clan|ancient Native Americans]], Graduon inexplicably holds the the title of a low-ranking nobleman in European society.

Graduon's status as a major ''Sonichu'' villain and [[Christian]]'s feelings about his '''gradu'''ati'''on''' from [[Manchester High School|high school]] and [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]] are probably not a coincidence. Chris pretty much confirmed this in [[Jackie Chat 7]]. Beyond his anger and embarrassment about not receiving special treatment at his class's commencement ceremony, Christian likens his departure from high school to being forced from comfortable surroundings and cherished friends. He also regards his efforts to adjust to life after school as a [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|great adventure story]], so it should perhaps come as no surprise that the man-child's greatest enemy is a metaphor for growing up.

==In the comic==

[[Image:Count_Graduon.jpg|thumb|Count Graduon, the evil purple [[duck]]]]

According to the [[Anchuent Prophecy]], Count Graduon is an ancient being of supreme evil sealed away by the leaders of the [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] and [[Wasabi Clan|Wasabi]] clans. Interestingly enough, despite being trapped for thousands of years, Graduon was able to go to the moon and teach [[Silvana]], as well as give her a [[pickle|penis]].

The Prophecy foretold that upon its own discovery by [[Sonichu]], Graduon would be released from his imprisonment to endanger mankind. Once Sonichu alerted Christian of this fact, Chris accepted the powers of [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] in order to find and defeat Graduon.

When Chris-Chan, [[Wes-Li Sonichu]], and [[Saramah Rosechu]] discovered the ancient evil they were looking for, they found an enormous golem marauding through [[CWCville]] at the behest of Mary Lee Walsh. It was soon revealed that Walsh's scepter contained the evil spirit, who identified itself as Count Graduon after the three prophesied electric creatures defeated the golem.

Graduon has not yet established his motive for aligning with Mary Lee Walsh and targeting Christian, his city, and his friends. It may be inferred from the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] though, that Chris's super powers are a critical threat to Graduon's evil, so therefore he seems to ally with her primarily because they see him as a common enemy, but for their own reasons between them.

Christian has stated that at the end of the "first season", he will fling Count Graduon to the moon, breaking the staff in which he is imprisoned. He then hinted (in other words, [[Chris and Writing|revealed]]) that whilst he is there, Graduon finds and possesses [[Metal Sonichu]] preparing to bring back to [[CWCville]] as a new villain. His primary motive might be to use the robotic copy as a replacement vessel for his broken staff, but it's speculated that Metal Sonichu will get to battle [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] (or [[Chris and his Ego|Chris]], depending on how you look at it) again if the story continues.

In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], it is revealed that he cannot stand Mary Lee Walsh — er, Slaweel Ryam — due to her inability to either defeat Chris and his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]], nor either free him or give him a new body. He was content to let her die when she nearly fell off a platform whilst fighting Sonichu, but when Sonichu saves her, he holds off and waits for a chance to utterly remove her from the picture.

In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], however, Chris smashes the staff at the behest of Slaweel Ryam in order that she can "punish him another day". Whatever this might mean, it looks like Graduon is out of the picture for the time being, allowing Chris to focus on a new set of villains. This is not entirely unconnected to the rapid rise of [[Asperchu]] as the primary source of Chris's ire. However, since being confirmed by Chris, he looks certain to return, if [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] is ever finished.

==Appearance==

Count Graduon is shown mostly as an energy-composed being inside a lollipop-like Sceptre, presumably with the immeasurable evil being trapped inside the purple crystal on top of it, although issue #9 shows him as what is either a "[[Wikipedia:Greys|Grey]]" alien with purple eyes, an albino gingerbread man, an ersatz [[Wikipedia:Lord Voldemort|Lord Voldemort]] or a dark silhouette that Chris could not be bothered to color. He also has angry-looking purple eyes, and for whatever reason, he is seen sporting a faggy cape of some sort.

In [[ModNation Racers]] however, he takes on a different and somewhat more intimidating appearance, still retaining the similar eyes and basic body shape, but is instead a purple color, with blue and white muscle tissue-like strings on his body, darker purple-red eyes, and spiked wing-like growths protruding from his back and head, making him somewhat resemble Tabuu from [[Nintendo|Super Smash Bros Brawl]].

Amazingly, Graduon might be another of Chris's more "original" characters, even if he is mostly just the living personification of the negative feelings towards his graduation.

==Gallery==

<center><gallery>
Image:CountGraduon_11302009cwcki.jpg| Try it, it might make good reading.
Image: Count_Graduon_seriously.png‎| ORLY? Last time we checked, he was nice compared to [[Chris]].
Image:ModNation CountGraduon.jpg| Graduon as he appears in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.
</gallery></center>

==See also:==

{{Fan art}}

*[[Mary Lee Walsh]]
*[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]
*[[Silvana Rosechu]]
*[[The Moon]]

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Villains]]

Chris-chan Discusses...

2010-11-06T20:07:57Z

McAttack: /* Chris-chan Discusses... Transformers */

'''Chris-chan Discusses...''' is a series of video interviews between Guru Larry of [[Wikipedia:Channel Awesome|That Guy With The Glasses.com]] (a website dedicated to video game and movie reviews) and the Internet's favorite autistic manchild, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. [[Wikipedia:Larry Bundy Jr|Guru Larry]] is the second big name fan of CWC, along with animator Harry Partridge.

While a normal person would see Larry is clearly insulting Chris to his face, Chris's autism prevented him from comprehending Larry's blatant sarcasm. The only thing Chris picked up on was that Larry was using the Bulk and Skull theme from Power Rangers, which has negative connotations.

This is actually the second time Chris has ever given a public interview.

==Preview (Cumming Soon...)==

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{{quote|Yep. Hello.}}

===Transcript===

Larry: Hello, and welcome to my very first interview with various people… from the Internet! And with me tonight, we have [[Christian Weston Chandler]]… uh, best known on the Internet for-- creator of [[Sonichu]], the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]!

Larry: Hello there, Christian.

 Chris: Yep. Hello.

Larry: So… yes. Good.

==Chris-chan Discusses... [[BILLY MAYS]]==

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{{quote|I'm still the mayor of Cwcville. There is no elections.}}

===Transcript===
[[Image:325504 - Chris-chan clyde cash.jpg|thumb|right|"I'm damn straight!"]]
 Chris: (fading in)...you know, I read in de uh- read in the announcement video about [[BILLY MAYS|BILLY's MAYS]]- about uh, well I quoted Wikipedia about BILLY's cause of death which was basically something like a heart attack.

Larry: Yeah.

 Chris: And I was in [[Wikipedia:Charlotte County, Virginia|Red Oak]] the whole weekend.

Larry: You do know he was involved in a plane crash the day before as well?

 Chris:...oh...yeah I s'pose that would put a lot of [[stress]] and to, uh, futher induce the heart attack, yeah.

Larry: So yeah so it could be- You wa- you wu- you weren't flying the plane, we'll get that straight, were you flying the plane?

 Chris: Yeah, I was not- yeah I was not flyin' da plane I was in Red Oak with my mother and my relatives.

Larry: Okay...So yes, so you've got no ulterior motives to-

 Chris: I have no ulterior motives, oh and in fact- I forgot to say this in the video but uhh, I often confuse BILLY MAYS with with [[Wikipedia:Richard Karn|Richard Karn]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Home Improvement (TV series)|Home Improvement]], 'cause they both look and act- both looked, acted, and sounded alike.

Larry: You mean they're both fat and got a beard?

 Chris: Uhh...no, I've been talm 'bout, you know, aside from the beard like you know the other facial features, and the voice...I just often confused uh BILLY with Richard Karn.

Larry: Yeah I often confuse people with fictional characters as well so...It's n- it's quite easy to do...so-

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: So what do you think of the people calling for [[Adam Stackhouse]] to be the new mayor of [[CWCville]] as well?

 Chris: Uhh, no no no no, I'm still the mayor of CWCville, there is no elections. I mean that's just a whole bunch of uh rumors on the internet that trolls are uh just talking amongst themselves...uhh, just, do not believe anything that comes from the trolls, it's all just a bunch of rumor- it's all just a bunch of false rumors and lies.

Larry: Uh, is uh, are you gonna be announcing BILLY MAYS's death in your comic as well or anything or...?

 Chris: Uhh...Ohh yeah well let me just uh- I mean, I've already uploaded a video onto YouTube too, but let me just say that once again I never- HE never was the mayor of CWCville, when I made that statement on a YouTube I was blackmailed into doing dat by uhh, the uh quote unquote [[BlueSpike|"Julie's brother," that little 13 year old brat]] so I was lying out of my ass when I said that.

Larry: Ah. Yes. If I could a-

 Chris: I- SO I BIN- So I've always been the mayor of CWCville and I still am, there's no question about it.

Larry: Ah. Now it was quite (Chris coughs) it was quite hard to tell if you were lying or not because we couldn't see if you were holding an [[Optimus Prime]] ... I saw ... so, uh, so if it was on video we would known you was lying.

 Chris: (Unnecessarily forced cough) Uh, yeah, well I was lying out my ass when I said tha- when I said that I was a..."[[homosexual]]"...lyin' out my ass when I said that bun everybody knows I'm damn straight.

Larry: Yes of course, you're indeed a fine role model for us heterosexuals.

 Chris: Yeah... thank you.

Larry: You're welcome.

==Chris-chan Discusses... Spax3 & Jason Griffith==

''Note: For anyone wondering who [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Spax3 Spax3] (real name: Alexander/Edison Prins-Stairs) is, the best way to describe him is if [[ED]] was an Olympic sport, Spax would have the silver medal to Chris's gold.''

''Other note: Up until Larry informs him otherwise, Chris is under the impression that "Spax3" is a new character in an upcoming [[Sonic]] game. How he came to this conclusion is unknown. You are welcome to speculate, though.''

''Jason Griffith is Spax's equivalent of the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]].''
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===Transcript===

Larry: Yes... also, uhh.. ano- another thing a lot of people have been asking me to te- ask this. Uh, what do you think of the voice actors for Sonic the Hedgehog? [Pause] I mean there's- I must say there's- there's somebody out there on the Internet who's uh, very opposed to, uh, Jason Griffith. Uh, doing the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog. What do you think about that? You bothered with the voice?

 Chris: Mmm... Y- I pretty much like the- uh, original voice they've been going with this whole time. Uhh... changing it, uhh... would be uh, I don't know- I don't know if it- well it depends, I would have to compare the new voice and compare it to the old voice to - um, make an opinion. Although I will say this. In comparison to the animated series, y'know, where they had the- uh, [[Wikipedia:Jaleel White|kid who was Urkel]] originally voicing Sonic the Hedgehog... versus uh... what- who they have for [[Wikipedia:Sonic X|Sonic X]] and the video games... uhh.. I'd say- I'd say the newer voi- I'd say the newer guy does it much better.

Larry: Ah.. No. There's uh- There's uh, two guys doi- uh, there was the guy doing it in [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|''Sonic Adventure'']] and [[Wikipedia:Sonic Heroes|''Sonic Heroes'']], it was a guy called [[Wikipedia:Ryan Drummond|Ryan Drummond]]. And they- uh, they fired him because he couldn't make it to New York. They hired this guy called [[Wikipedia:Jason Griffith|Jason Griffith]], and they uh-

 Chris: [speaking over] Oh, that's too bad.

Larry: So yes. So yeah, basically, uh, everything you hear now is Jason Griffith, and I was just wondering if you thought- y'know- If you notice any difference?

 Chris: Hmmm. I didn't really notice a difference.

Larry: Oh that's good. So you- yeah. So... you reckon that someone made uh- started making... per- petitions to uh, have him fired and that, is a bit over the top?

 Chris: Hmm.

Larry: I mean, would y- would you say that's going a bit far or...

 Chris: Uhhhmm... yeah, probably. Sounds like it was going a bit far, yeah.

Larry: Oh that's good. So yes. So th- It's a- It's a guy called, uh, Spax3. Have you ever heard of him?

[Chris rolls his eyes to one side, in noticeable surprise. Is he hiding something?]

 Chris: Uhhnn... I'm sorry... uhh... Dax3?

Larry: SPAX! [Spells it out] S-P-A-X-3 ...

 Chris: Oh! Spax... uhh... no, I've never heard of that one.

Larry: Ah. Yes, it's a guy, yes. He uhm, he uh... he actually has fantasies about [[Wikipedia:Cream the Rabbit|Cream the Rabbit]] as well, don't know if you know about that.

[Chris opens his eyes wide in shock, possibly embarrassment. "I thought I was the only one who had those!"]

 Chris: Ohhh...[pause]...oh... huh.[another pause] Uhm, is this- is this like a villain character, this Spax?

Larry: [Speaking over] No! No, no! He's a- He's a real person. He's a real person. Uh, he- uh, he- uh, doesn't like people saying that. That, he- uh... likes... rabbits. He gets very upset about it. Yeah, he says he has uhh... y'know, there's a big thing on- loads of trolls on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] who want to keep saying that he likes having sex with a rabbit.

 Chris: Huh...

Larry: He wants to have sex with a six-year old rabbit. So. So, do you- do you find that disgusting at all?

 Chris: Mmm... Well, that's his decision but I personally [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|do not promote bestiality]], as a matter of fact, I'm against it, [[Religion|and the bible is against it]], so uh... I- Y'know uhh... he has his opinions, and he has his rights to his own opinions but personally, I'm against it.

Larry: Even if they're half-human?

 Chris: [Pause] Uh... even if...?

Larry: I mean, 'cause they're like, Sonic the Hedgehog, he's- he's sort of half-human, he's not like a proper hedgehog, he's like half-human. He's got two legs and stuff, so.. does that SORT OF count?

 Chris: Uhhmm... uhhh... I don't there is, uhh... any hu- any half-human there... uhh...

[Long awkward pause. Chris strokes chin in confusion]

 Chris: Yeah, I'd still say he's uh... ALL-ANIMAL. I'd still say they're all-animals. They just been given-uh... human form... it's not necessarily making them "half-human".

Larry: No. So, so- uhhh... So you wouldn't say there's any human in [[Sonichu]] or anything, either then? When he's, uh, completely a [[Hedgehog Pokémon]]. Or there's no, other way 'round it... even though he stands on two legs?

 Chris: [Pause]... yeah.

==Chris-chan Discusses... E3 (2009) Little Big Planet==

''* Note E3 (Electronics Entertainment Expo) is a large trade fair for the video games industry held in LA every year around the end of May/June showcasing the following year's releases.''

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===Transcript===

Larry: Right, so, uh, we're gonna be talking about E3 today, so, uh, what about- Start again from the overall thing, what's your overall opinion of the uh, video games on there this year. What do you think of them?

 Chris: Oh yeah, I like the games, they're very good. I personally interested in the uh, y'know, [[God of War]] 3 and uh, the PSP version of [[Little_Big_Planet|Little Big Planet]].

Larry: Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. And what do you- What do you think of the PSP Go, is that something you might be buying, or...

 Chris: Yeah, I might buys that for myself, but I would be [[Chris_and_Money|keeping my PSP 2000]] as well.

Larry: Oh, yeah, so-

 Chris: Cause, y'know, I have a bunch of [[Wikipedia:Universal Media Disc|UMD]] games...

Larry: No, you don't wanna get rid of that just yet.

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: You're not being tempted to modify it or anything, so you could play copied games on it, from the hard dr- the Memory Card?

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: Oh, That's good.

 Chris: Yeah, let me talk about Little Big Planet PSP for a bit

Larry: Alright.

 Chris: Yeah, ak- as you know, uh, yeah, some features I'd like to see, for the [[PSP]] version. I'd like to have it, uh, where I can sync up with the [[Dirty_Crapped_Briefs|pee-]] with the original [[PS3|PS3]] version, and, uh, copy the, uh, stickers and costumes and objects, that, uh, originated from the PS3 version, as well as the downloadable content...

Larry: Mm.

 Chris: Cause I'm sure a [[Trolls|lot of us]] would love to be able to play the uh, play in the spaceman suit that we, uh, got, uh, at the, uh, release of Little Big Planet, or even as Kratos or [[Gay|Nariko]].

Larry: ''(tried to say something, but Chris cuts in, assuming his "Look darling, it's trying to think like a human being!" pose)''

 Chris: And uh, an-a-nd also another thing question, I mean uh, whatever happened to the uh, Real Media Molecule... Ibuh the ''Rare'' Mol- Media Molecule shirt that they talked about at the beginning? It never came out! ''(my guess is they don't stock it in XXXL, Chris)''

Larry: Oh. Have you tried contertactiong them about it? Or anything? Or...

 Chris: ''(licks lips)'' Yeah, I tried tal- I tried contacting them about that, uh, haven't got a response yet.

Larry: You'd think they'd- You'd think they'd contact you, I mean, they did favorite one of your videos once didn't they, I mean, you are one of their stars, after all.

 Chris: Okay yeah.

''(cuts)''

 Chris: It's just, y'know, I think, uh, couple of, I think uh, I'd like to address a couple more ''Little Big Planet'' issues.

Larry: Okay.

 Chris: Yeah, let's see, we talked about linki- linking up with- between the PSP and PS3 versions...

Larry: ''(mimics being choked to death, which is exactly what the viewer is doing)''

 Chris: - With the copying the costumes and the stickers and all that...

Larry: ''(plays dead)''

 Chris: Mmmm... See, it's like... [[Butt_garments|Expandable]] memory usage, for like, y'know, y'know, people are just gonna [[Autism|continue collecting the objects]] from the custom levels...

Larry: ''(regains his composure)''

 Chris: And uh, creating their own levels, but it's like, y'know, you keep on go- you keep on creating and collecting and like, you g- it's not- it's- you collect too much, and then uh, you won't be able to save your profile. Uh, on your, on your, on your hard drive. I'd like to see, like, y'know, like expandable memory, like, y'know uh, it, like, it grows as you collect, the memory?

Larry: Yeah.

 Chris: Yeah, so, yeah, I'd like to see that. And, uh, also, another thing I'd like to see - a soundtrack to uh, music on Little Big Planet, cause it's good music.

Larry: I think it's all licensed and it'd be pretty hard to-

 Chris: ''(cuts in)'' PRETTY GOOD MUSIC I'D LIKE TO, UH, S-

Larry: Yeah, a lot of it is licensed, that might be a bit hard.

 Chris: Yeah, I liked it. Yeah, especially uh, also the uh... Heh. I mean, like, y'know, I guess, y'know, people probably pirate the uh, one song that put the game in the question that delayed it's release by a week or two. Remember that?

Larry: Oh. Yeah, it actually got released in Britain with that... My copy had it on.

 Chris: ... ''(envious stare, weak "heh")''

Larry: It's actually on the disc- It's actually, the song is actually on the disc, but they released a patch to remove it.

 Chris: Yeah. I've heard about that, yeah.

Larry: So if you got rid of that patch... If you got rid of that patch you could actually listen to it.

 Chris: Yeah, yeah I know, I've heard- I've heard about that, but... Still, I mean, like, y'know, game soundtrack would be good. Yeah, even, like, y'know, if they released it in the Playstation Store, like they did with soundtrack to, uh, Pixeljunk Monsters.

Larry: Yeah.

 Chris: And then put that up for sale, yeah, I would, uh, definitely pay, like, ten-twelve bucks to, uh, download those tracks.

Larry: That much, eh? So yeah. So what would you...

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: What would you like to have included into Little Big Planet in future. I mean, what sort of, uh, characters and designs and stuff?

 Chris: Yeah, I- I mean, like, y'know, I liked what they're doing about the uh- What they talked about at E3, uh, [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|doing Disney characters]]? But I'd like to see... [[Transformers|Transformers]]. Like, y'know, Me- like for y'know, [[Optimus Prime]], [[Zapina|Bumblebee]], [[Julie|Starscream]] and [[Clyde_Cash|Megatron]] or even, like, [[Megan|Soundwave from Generation 1]], that'd be cool.

Larry: Yes. I AGREE.

 Chris: ''(eyes rolled into the back of his head, completely spaced out into transformerland)'' Make it even, like, y'know,two sets of costumes, y'know, one from Generation 1 and one for the movie.

Larry: Hm.

 Chris: And a whole buncha stickers!

Larry: Ah.

 Chris: That- That'd be awesome.

Larry: Yes, it would be then, yes.

==Chris-chan Discusses... Transformers==
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Larry: What do you play online at the moment, apart from life? PlayStation home, I mean.

Chris: Mmm... yeah, yeah probably.

Larry: Okay. Um. No, I mean what are you into at the moment in online gaming, I mean what sort of games do you play?

Chris: Um, like online, uh, I like playing Little Big Planet online, uh, among other game titles, I can't remember the names of them. I can't remember the names at the moment.

Larry: Ok.

Chris: That's that would be uh, that's a lot for me to think about though, yeah.

Larry: Ok uh, did you buy Ghostbusters as well?

Chris: Uh no I didn't get that yet, but yeah but I like what I've seen so far, if they release a demo then I would download that...

Larry: Yeah.

Chris: If I don't buy the game first...

Larry: So what was the last game you bought? 

Chris: Uh, yeah, last game I bought... which one was that [coughs a bit] yeah I bought the new Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen video game, that was pretty good.

Larry: That's good.

Chris: Yeah I like and I've seen and I saw the movie last Wednesday and I thought it was awesome. I don't
care what the critics- how the critics put it down... I thought it was a very fun movie and it did have a good story to it and I enjoyed the story.

Larry: That's good. Yes there's enough--

Chris: I mean you know, critics will be critics... I mean like you know some of 'em get paid to praise it and some of 'em get paid to haze it, and you know I just think like you know in general I don't care for those who haze it. I mean, I mean like you know, Transformers has been uh ve-, has been uh very good and they have their own history, especially in generation one, you know in generation one they had some humor, and uh, whatnot, in uh, in the characters and in the story, so I'm thinking so I'm feeling like uh the uh movie is very much following that theme and I think I think Michael Bay is doing a good job with that.

Larry: So yes, Optimus Prime did die in the second one then?

Chris: Yeah, he died but yeah [clears throat] but they brought him back to life shortly enough with the Matrix of Leadership.

Larry: Yeah, that's good because you don't want any kids to lock themselves in their rooms for several days, and all that...

Chris: Yeah, yeah, especially like you know in the generation one, they brought him back to life episodes later in the two part episode.

Larry: Yeah.

Chris: [Fake sounding cough] excuse me. I got a frog in my throat! He's using my tonsils for a lily pad! 

Larry: Oh dear! So yes...

Chris: It's a little joke I picked up from Red Skelton.

Larry: He is indeed a master of comedy!

Chris: Yep! Very funny man.

Larry: Yes.

Chris: And a good human being as well.

Larry: Oh, that's good.

 '''[Video Break]'''

 SAE: So yes. What's with that bruise on your head as well, how did you get that?

Chris: Bruise on my head?

Larry: Yeah, you got a cut on top of your head there, the other side, the other side, the other side, yeah. 

Chris: Oh, it's just uh, it's just a bug bite.

Larry: Ah, ok. I thought we had a bit of a ruckus at the wedding or something.

Chris: No, no, did not have a ruckus at the wedding. It was a nice wedding.

Larry: Oh I see.

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Talk:Chris-chan Discusses...

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McAttack:

==Title==

The title for this video should really be "Chris-chan Discusses... Billy Mays". (And the section heading to that effect should really be simply "Watch".) I'd make these changes now, but I don't want to cause some horrific edit conflict. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 03:11, 4 July 2009 (CEST)

*ScrewAttack called it "Chris chan Discuses." Yes, it really should be Chris-chan but that's what they called it. Also, I'm guessing there's going to be more than one video. so it'd help to subdivide them.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:32, 4 July 2009 (CEST)

*There's going to be more than one part. If you notice at the end, it mentions the next "discussion" episode is about Jason Griffith and Spax3, So the series as a whole is called "Chris chan Discusses..."--[[User:UncleBastard|UncleBastard]] 04:29, 4 July 2009 (CEST)

:*I guess what I should've said is that the title for this video should really be "Chris Chan Discusses... Billy Mays". That's what ScrewAttack even provides as the description for the video, despite titling it "Chris chan Discusses... Billy Mays". (I just realized that I don't know for sure if Chris officially goes by "Chris-chan" [misusing the Japanese honorific] or "Chris Chan" [punning off of that same honorific ''and'' his last name]. Either way, it's definitely not "Chris chan", and this article shouldn't stick with that, especially given the video's own description of "Chris Chan".) I simply see no benefit in ever adhering to shit YouTube punctuation and/or capitalization when it only takes five seconds to make re-direct pages for those moronic "official" titles.

::*But that's what ScrewAttack Europe (a CWCkipedian, actually) called it. The fault with naming is not on our part but Chris's part. It's like "Merried Seinor" - it should be "Senior" but we keep it as Chris spelled it. The same should hold here. Also, the clever thing about Chris-chan is that it works on two levels, one as an honorific but also Chan like Chandler. So yeah, it should be kept as it is. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:47, 4 July 2009 (CEST)

:*More importantly, I'm ''definitely'' sticking by my assessment that this should have its own page, rather than be part of a page devoted to an entire "Chris Chan Discusses..." series. Just think about it: doing otherwise would be like saying that we should have one gigantic page devoted to the "Captain's Log" series, divided into fifty sections for fifty videos, as opposed to simply giving each Captain's Log video its own page! [[User:Llort|Llort]] 04:30, 4 July 2009 (CEST)

:::*I'll surrender for now. Things like this aggravate me more than they should. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 05:06, 4 July 2009 (CEST)
::::*Congratulations, you're now a wikifag. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:58, 5 July 2009 (CEST)
::*Ugghh... I just caught on that you (both) mean (I think) that there are going to be more parts to one long fucking video - and that they're releasing these spaced out to be pricks - rather than more unique episodes shot at different times. That's a hard case, falling somewhere in between something like [[Chris's Big Night Out]] and the Captain's Log series. I guess it can all stay as one page - at least unless/until it gets unmanageably large - but I maintain that it should be "Chris Chan", not "Chris chan". "Chris chan" should simply be a re-direct. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 04:37, 4 July 2009 (CEST)

:::Chris chan is how it's always been referred to as on ED.--[[User:UncleBastard|UncleBastard]] 05:15, 4 July 2009 (CEST)
::::*Actually, the official page title is [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan Chris-chan] but Chris chan is alright :3. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:18, 4 July 2009 (CEST)
==Transcript==

I'll add a transcript when I'm through with this bastardly instance in WoW --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 04:13, 4 July 2009 (CEST)

Wait, this is the second time Chris has done an interview? I know his clips were played on a radio station in Boston, but which one was first? I forget. --[[User:Tregnier2795|Tregnier2795]] 06:05, 5 July 2009 (CEST)

*Not sure, but it was probably the news coverage on the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]. --[[User:Special|Special]] 06:30, 6 July 2009 (CEST)

:*No, it was two guys who somehow got in touch with Chris and asked Chris questions like "Why do you hate gay people so much?" (Chris's answer: "Yes") and he asks them not to talk about pickles. He also is asked about Obama and he says "Well there's a theory if he's elected, he'll paint the White House black." Also stuff about the medallion (this was shortly after the Medallion was destroyed) and Chris is like "Nope, they don't have it because I HAVE IT HERE, SEE?" Download it [http://www.megaupload.com/?d=CWPS9MY8 here]. I want to get a YouTube version before we post it yet Cameron hasn't posted it on the CWCvilleLibrary yet and I'd rather not post it on my YouTube account. If someone can mirror it, they'd get a Gold Star Bounty award for that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:23, 6 July 2009 (CEST)

::*It has been done, my lord. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR_PrPHC2l0] --[[User:Mr. watergate|Mr. watergate]] 09:43, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

==Unwarranted Self Importance==

I love how Chris feels the need to deny it was him responsable for the death of Billy Mays. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 15:43, 20 March 2010 (UTC)

==Made sure he's the leadership==

In Chris-chan Discusses... Transformers, when he talks about Optimus Prime being brought back to life, I think he's actually saying "with the Matrix of Leadership" rather than "made sure he's the leadership".

[[User:McAttack|McAttack]] 12:13, 6 November 2010 (PDT)

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== Transformers in this picture ==

In case anybody wants to list Chris's Transformers and total up the price or some shit, I see: G1 Soundwave, Cybertron Soundwave, Animated Soundwave, Armada Megatron, some Movie Optimus Prime or other, some Animated Optimus Prime, possibly a G1 Optimus Prime, what might be Cybertron Optimus Prime, and a few others I can't identify.

(yes, I am aware that most likely nobody cares)

[[User:McAttack|McAttack]] 08:54, 6 November 2010 (PDT)