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I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC

2012-01-28T20:27:47Z

McleanMedia: /* Summary */

"'''I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC'''" (officially "'''I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts'''") is a video uploaded on 26 [[2009#July|July 2009]] by [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], in which he redefines the word [[Homos|gay]], showcases his artwork to demonstrate his authenticity and finishes with a vicious attack on the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]].

==Summary==
[[Image:I Am The TRUE, Original.jpg|thumb|240px|Ian shows off his [[Scrapbook of Fail]].]]

The video opens with Ian standing in his room, wearing his [[Chris and fashion#Wardrobe|red shirt with blue and gray stripes]], [[Pedo-Glasses]], [[Medallions of Fail#Mark 3|Sonichu medallion]] and his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Ian announces he is "here to dispel a big, fat thing". He then explains that the [[It's UGH!|two videos]] of him singing along to "Ok2bgay" by Tomboy were the result of blackmail, and that he felt quite nauseous about the whole thing. Ian tells us he was (mis)informed that "Ok2bgay" was "a mockery", and so his performance was in a similar vein—in fact, it was comparable to comedy legends ''[[Monty Python]]''.

From this, he somehow reasons that, since he was mocking being gay as stupid, his true message was it's okay to be stupid. He then feels obliged to assert his own heterosexuality by screaming "I AM STRAIGHT!", although the rhetorical question of whether Ian looks gay is met with hesitation before a shake of the head. Confusing the word "accusation" with another similar word, he also demands the cessation of "acquisition messages". We are also reminded that any dissing of Ian [[Do Not Dis C Ville|is also a diss of CWCville and Charlottesville]]. This is all achieved with multiple jump cuts, dramatic removal of and discarding of his glasses, wild gesticulation and [[YouTube]] video annotations. Speaking of which, this video is unique with regards to the sheer number of annotations Chris incorporates into it - Chris's videos usually don't have any annotations, even when he is raging. It is possible that the additional effort of writing annotations for videos causes Chris too much [[stress]], leading him to more or less abandon them after attempting to use them in this video.

Ian then defends himself from accusations of being an impostor by going through the [[Scrapbook of Fail]] and displaying (allegedly) original art from the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]] while providing commentary.
{{clear}}

on a positive note ("positive" being used lightly) Chris actually does a pretty decent impression of Beavis

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC
| video = {{#ev:youtube|XxWDwHvksOM}}
| stardate = 29 [[July 2009]]
| maker = [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]
| style = {{Rage|text}}
| saga = {{Liquid|text}}
| shirt = {{VertRedShirt|text}}
| previous = [[CWC "Boyfriend"]]
| next = [[CWC More Than A Feeling]]
}}
{{quote|...and I did an awesome fuckin' job.}}

=== Transcript ===

====Dispelling a big, fat thing (0:00 to 1:43)====

Hi! [''points and waves finger''] Christian Weston Chandler here! And I am here to dispel a [[Chris|big, fat thing]].

[''jump cut'']

[[It's UGH!|The... urkay to be gay sign, nnhg...]].

[''jump cut'']

When I first read the lyrics I was being [[Jack Thaddeus|blackmailed]] into doing this.

[''jump cut'']

I felt queasy [''dramatically removes glasses''] from the first time I looked at the very first line [''dramatically discards glasses''] of that damn, dirty song. But then, later, a friend made me realize—uh, a friend told me that ''it was originally done as a mockery''! ''A mockery'' by the damn Tomboy. ''A mockery''! So I went with that... and did my own spin-off of [''arms outstretched''] ''Monty Python's Flying Circus''! {{YoutubeAnnotation|[[Random Access Humor|Really Stupid Flying Donkey]]}} So therefore when I was saying ''it's okay to be gaaay'' I was saying it's okay to be STUPID! Stupid! That's one reason why I put that message in front of the video. {{YoutubeAnnotation|Webster's Dictionary: -Gay (Adj.) 1) STUPID!!!<ref>Webster's primary [http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/gay definition] of gay is "happily excited[;]merry"</ref>}} Y'know, the word is stupid! The word is STUPID!

[''jump cut'']

[[Image:ChrisAnnotations.jpg|thumb|This is why [[YouTube]] made annotations: so Ian can communicate the need for "[[Women's rights|liberated]] vag".]]

The whole premise was stupid and that's what I went with. Stupid! I am straight! [''annotations: ''I AM [[Homos|STRAIGHT]]!!!!!!!!!, I LOVE [[Ivy|NATURAL WOMAN BREASTS]]!!!!!, GIVE ME LIBERATED [[China|VAG]]!!!!! and MY [[Duck|DUCK]] HUNGERS FOR [[China|TOM-TOM]] TO POUND!!!!!] Would I even be doing this if I—

[''jump cut'']

And look at me. Do I look like [''shakes head in disagreement'']—'''no more of those stupid acquisition messages!'''

[''jump cut'']

Get it through your '''fucking'''... '''individual'''... '''damn'''... '''dirty'''... '''''SKULLS'''''! '''I'''... '''am'''... '''STRAIGHT!'''

[''jump cut'']

[[Do Not Dis C Ville|Do not diss me any more!]] Or you will further diss [[CWCville]] and the city of [[Charlottesville]]!

====A history (1:44 to 4:11)====

[''jump cut'']

[[Image:issuezero.jpg|thumb|right|60px]]
But anyway, also, to prove another point that I am indeed the real Christian Weston Chandler. And that I am not that damn fucking [[CChanSonichuCWC|imposter in brown]]! I am going to show you a history, [''produces a black folder with the cover picture from [[Sonichu 0]] on the cover, shakes his head like a smug, retarded tortoise, and raises the pitch of his voice considerably''] of close-ups. A close-up history. Let's have a look in here, shall we?

[''jump cut to a close up of the Sonichu 0 cover'']

Ah yes, the infamous [''totally misunderstanding the meaning of the prefix -in''] classic hand-drawn cover of the ''Number 0'' book. You can never, ever copy the hand-drawn styles. No matter how hard you try.

[''jump cut to Ian's face poking out of the right side of the frame'']

My art [[Autism|speaks for me]]. Now let's look at some more.

[''jump cut'']

Here's a one page I'm sure you remember.

[[Image:SchuComicPage6.jpg|right|thumb|60px]]
[''jump cut to a close-up of Sonichu defeating the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]]'']

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqYkCJaBAyA Bad, bad Leeroy Brown.]

[[Image:202-SchuRchuKissPSPWall.jpg|left|thumb|60px]]
[''jump cut to a close-up of Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] kissing under some fireworks'']

Mine and the first romantic attempt,[regurgitating something his mother must have told him] and I did an awesome fuckin' job.

[[Image:Sonichu Adventure for Gamecube.jpg|right|thumb|60px]]
[''jump cut to a close-up of the cover of ''[[Sonichu Adventure]]]

Here's another one.

[''jump cut'']

And that corner tag came from an original "only for GameCube" title that was originally... a GameCube title but then later it expanded to other consoles. [''pulls picture down and pokes his head in from right''] Damn [[Hex Bawx|Xbox]].

[[Image:issueone.jpg|left|thumb|60px]]
[''jump cut to the cover of ''Sonichu 1]

"Chemical X?"
"No, cherry cola."

[[Image:SchuComic2Page21.jpg|right|thumb|60px]]
[''jump cut to an ad for some retarded Pokémon cards'']

A favorite classic ad.

[[Image:SchuComic2Page23.jpg|left|thumb|60px]]
[''jump cut to a page from ''Sonichu 1]

Oh yeah, here comes a laugh:

"[[Random access humor|I'm Robotnik, Robotnik, du-du-du-du-du, Robotnik, Robotnik, du-du-du-du-du-duuuu]]~"

[''laughing like a deranged lunatic at a joke not humorous to anyone but him''] "Hahahahaha!"

[[Image:SchuComic2Page35.jpg|right|thumb|60px]]
[''jump cut to a scene from another page from ''Sonichu 1]

What's the difference between [[Amy Rose|Amy]] and Rosechu? Long tail. Rosechu has spikes. Amy has a red headband, Rosey has white. Her default outfit has stripes. Amy's does not. Blue and fire-engine red are their favorite colors. She prefers a different shade of red, Amy does. Now while they are going getting about, we'd like to save time and money with Get-co.

[[Image:AxeAd.jpg|left|thumb|60px]]
[''jump cut to the [[Axe]] ad'']

Only for the [[Homos|straight]] man. Axe. He use the Orizon—Orion scent.

"May I orbit your belt, sweetheart?"

"Yeah I'll let you orbit my belt... as long as you want until midnight! Hahaha, yeah! Jackpot!" [''OH HO! Funny, Chris. Ba-zing!'']

====A history (4:11 to 6:01)====

[[Image:SchuComic3Page23.jpg|right|thumb|60px]]
[''jump cut to [[Sonichu 2#Episode 8: Christian Chandler in "Chaos & Serenity"|a scene]] from the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] arc of ''[[Sonichu 2]]]

Anuh—And now something completely different. An ''Inuyasha'' parody... very good.

[[Image:Issue3.jpg|left|thumb|60px]]
[''jump cut to a closeup of the [[Chaotic Combo]] on the cover of [[Sonichu 3]]'']

[''sings''] Hey, hey. The gang's all here. What the heck do we care? What the heck do we care?

[[Image:SchuComic4Pages5+7.jpg|right|thumb|60px]]
[''jump cut to two overlapping pages of ''Sonichu 3'': the introductions of [[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubbles]] and [[Angelica]]'']

Here you are, two famous ladies.

[[Image:SchuComic4Page8.jpg|left|thumb|60px]]
[''jump cut to a close-up of [[G.D.W. Shinabe]]'']

[''sings'']I'm Nabeshin. My afro suits me; it's so easy to clean just wash it wash, Poemy was not the girl who ripped his tail, it was [[Mypoe]] you dang, old dorks.

[[Image:SchuSubE4P11.jpg|right|thumb|60px]]
[''jump cut to a scene from [[Sonichu 3#Sub-Episode 4: Christian Chandler in "McAttack"|"McAttack"]] featuring a replica of [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] made of [[pixelblocks|Lego bricks and Pixelblocks]'']]

[''high-pitched, squeaky voice'']Oh, look! I made it from Legos and Pixelblocks. And, believe it or not, [[Pixelated PS3|I play "Thunderhorse"]]! ''[[Guitar Hero]]''!

[[Image:issue4.jpg|left|thumb|60px]]
[''jump cut to the cover of ''[[Sonichu 4]]]

I went. I fought. I eventually conquered with courage.

[''jump cut'']

[[Cwc dare|Heaven only knows what you might find. DARE. Dare to keep all your dreams alive!]]

[[Image:Crystal.jpg|right|thumb|60px]]
[''jump cut to a picture of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] from ''[[Sub-Episode 7]]]

The twin sister I wish I had in real-life.

[[Image:SchuSubE7P10.jpg|left|thumb|60px]]
[''jump cut to another scene from ''Sub-Episode 7]

Holy Vector Sigma, [[Optimus Prime]]!

[''jump cut'']

Where's Bumblebee when I need him?

[[Image:Chris blood.jpg|right|thumb|60px]]
[''jump cut to a scene from ''[[Sub-Episode 8]]]

Damn you, Bagget.

[[Image:Jack's Knight as William Spicer.jpg|left|thumb|60px]]
[''jump cut to a picture of Jack's Knight from the first page of ''[[Sonichu 5]]]

Special summoned guest star: Jack's Knight. [[Random Access Humor|Where is the queen and king? Matter of fact, was there an ace in the hole?]]

[''jump cut'']

[''gay voice''] [[China|The hole of the ''queeeeen''?]]

[[Image:Sonichu05-P14.jpg|right|thumb|60px]]
[''jump cut to a scene where Chris-chan Sonichu plays ''Yu-Gi-Oh!]

CWCspells, activate! Pshoo!

[[Image:Sonichu05-P15.jpg|left|thumb|60px]]
[''jump cut to the page opposite'']

''Annnnnnnnd'' CREATURE SWAP!

[[Image:Sonichu05-P18.jpg|right|thumb|60px]]
[''jump cut to a picture of [[Megan|Sailor Megtune]] and her Megagi La Skunk'']

In the name of all hearts in the universe—

[''jump cut'']

—we shall punish you!

[[Image:Sonichu05-P20.jpg|left|thumb|60px]]
[''jump cut to a scene where Megagi La Skunk punches Chris-chan Sonichu in the head'']

[''makes a punch noise'']

[''jump cut'']

That hurt.

[[Image:Sonichu05-P30.jpg|right|thumb|60px]]
[''jump cut to a picture of Mary Lee Walsh'']

Damn you, dirty witch. Damn you!

[[Image:Sonichu05-P37.jpg|left|thumb|60px]]
[''jump cut to the first page of ''Episode 13'': a group picture containing Chris-chan, Sonichu, Rosechu, and the Chaotic Combo'']

Welcome to CWCville. Let's get this party started.

[[Image:Sonichu05-P38.jpg|right|thumb|60px]]
[''jump cut to the following page'']

Evil witch, I will avenge all hearts you have shattered (including myself), which you have done in October [[2003]].

[[Image:Sonichu05-P41.jpg|left|thumb|60px]]
[''jump cut to another page with Megan and Megagi'']

[''sings''] Uuuhduhnuhnuhnuhnuhduhduhnuhnuhnuhduhnuh ala Tuxedo Kamen! Duhduhduhnuhnuh

====A history (6:02 to 9:34)====
[''jump cut to cover of ''Sonichu 6]

[[Patti]], I miss you. [[Chris and Death|Come home]]. We'll go play catch. And dear [[Kitty Chandler|Kitty]] misses you, too... very much so. I love you.

[''jump cut to image of Allison Amber from ''Sonichu 6]

Miss [[Allison Amber]] has been appointed vice-mayor upon her hiring. And she took the position of mayor during my absence within the [[time void|alternate dimension]]. [[Billy Mays]] was never the mayor; he was my bodyguard and body-double. Shave off his [[Rollin' and Trollin'|beard]], we look alike. Although, I constantly mistake him for Richard Karn. [''sings''] ''Home Improvement''! ''Home Improvement''! Starring Tim Allen. [Note: Home Improvement had an instrumental theme song, and even then it sounded nothing like Chris's howling]

[''jump cut to previously unseen drawing of Billy Mays'']

Come on back, Billy Mays, and enjoy our dogwood festivals in Charlottesville!

[''jump cut to image of [[Bionic]] from ''Sonichu 6]

[[Bionic|Sonic had a twin brother? And he's a basketball all-star?]] [''sings'']

:You're a shooting star,
:No matter where you are,
:As far as the eye can see,
:No matter who you be.

Only so many witnesses in Manchester high school have actually witnessed the creation and birth and Sonichu and Rosechu. [[Chris and his ego|Nobody else]] could ever had the experience those individuals have.

[''jump cut to image of [[Megan]] and Chris from [[Sonichu 7]]'']

Wow, he recovered quick... kind of a Goku get'em attitude. [[fail|Too bad I was never just that too all into him. Megan... WHY?!]]

[''jump cut to Chris'']

...And for that matter, [[The Game Place|Michael Snyder]], WHY?! [''annotation: ''Why did you Hate My Guts, Michael Snyder; I had my Voluenteer Job with the Pokemon TCG League. What are you, A CONFIRMED INTERNET TROLL?!!! You have my Number.]

[''jump cut to Ghostbusters "skitch" from ''Sonichu 7]
[''Peter Griffin laugh''] Before time travel back, I got to visit the Ghostbusters' house. [''more Peter Griffin laugh'']

[''jump cut to image of [[Kellie Andes]] from ''Sonichu 7]

Kellie, [[lie|I hope you are happy in your married life.]]

[''jump cut to image of [[Joseph Herring]] from ''Sonichu 7]

Hey, Joe, whaddya know? Haven't heard from ya in a long time. How've you been? Hope you found yourself your female sweetheart. Too bad what's-her-name didn't fit the bill so well. She was a damn, dirty bitch. A picky one, too, whatever her name was.

[''jump cut to ''Beavis and Butt-head'' ripoff from ''Sonichu 7]

[''Beavis voice''] Check it out, Butt-head. Somebody left their locker open.

[''terrible Butt-head impression''] Let's close it for them. BAAAM! Who wants to make love today? [''high-pitched girl voice''] Oh, we do! We do teacher! Alright. April, Lorry, Susan... ''Simoooooone''....

[''jump cut to image of Sonichu and Rosechu embracing from ''Sonichu 7]

I love you, Rosey. I love you, too, Sonee. Oh, by the way, you didn't think Sonichu and I were just living together the whole time? We got [''annotation: ''March 17, 2006. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!!!] married March 17th, 2006 at [[Angelica]]'s church. We kept our marriage outside of the comic pages, as well as our children, which we have three of. Two [[Rosey]]s and a [[Sonee]]. As to just not parently—permanen—prematurally miss the family-life during the early days of being online. We are staying offline for a while, bitches!

[''jump cut to drawing of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'']

[''[[Chris and music|sings]]''] Everybody's trying to break my spirit, keeping me down... but the fire in my heart keeps growing! Growing!

[''jump cut to cover of [[Sonichu 8]]'' ]

Alright, spring break! Next summer, we get [[Chris's Big Night Out|drunk]]. Woo!

[''jump cut to image of Sonichu and Rosechu in front of an American flag from ''Sonichu 8]

We, the electric hedgehogs and everybody in the city of CWCville as a [[C-ville]] within the state of Virginia, stand firm and strong as proud citizens of these United States that everybody have [[Twin Falling Towers|fought so hard for the freedom of.]]

[''jump cut to image of Rosechu from ''Sonichu 8]

WE HAVE VAGINAS, DUMBASSES!

[''jump cut to "Knothole" ad from ''Sonichu 8]

[[Parody|KNOTHOLE FROM BLAMMO! DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUNDUN-DUNDUN!]]

[''jump cut to image of Blake and Bubbles from ''Sonichu 8]

Oh, yeah, they got married recently on July 4, 2009 [''annotation: ''July 4, 2009! A bit of Black Bubblie Goodness TONIGHT! :D]. Happy Independence Day, you lovebirds! [''cackles''] [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|TONIGHT]]!

[''jump cut to "Greta Squall" joke from ''Sonichu 8]

...leaving hundreds injured. For [[Excel Saga|ricto FQX]], I'm Greta Squall Magironi. Keep it real and rockin' hard at SPRING BREAK! WOO!

[''jump cut to cover of ''Sonichu 9]
Workin' on it! [''annotation: ''Workin' On It]

====One final tidbit (9:34 - 9:55)====
And now for one final tidbit a spit of retribution against Howard the fiend {{YoutubeAnnotation|What The Hells Were You Thinkin' With That Damn, Dirty Pickle Suit, Brine-Headed Nerd?}} from the cult of [[Man in the Pickle Suit|pickle-suited fiends]]. Divine retribution for that day you stole [[Emily]], [''gives the finger''] you damn watchman.

[''jump cut to picture of [[Mary Lee Walsh]], Howard and a hedgehog'']

[''sings''] What the hells were you thinking with that damn pickle suit?

==Sources and notes==
<references/>

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC "Boyfriend"]]|nextlink=[[CWC More Than A Feeling]]|}}
{{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, July 2009| 2009-07-26]]
[[Category:Videos about homos| 2009-07-26]]
[[Category:Liquid Saga videos| 2009-07-26]]

Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV

2012-01-24T23:43:05Z

McleanMedia: it would be great if someone could expand or explain more about jessi slaughter

[[File:Hmmodel.jpg|thumb|left|What the video is about]]
[[File:TheTitanicTruth.jpg|thumb|Lars' ship sunk by the [[Monthly tugboat|tugboat]]]]

'''Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[September 2010]]. Chris addresses the video to [[Lars]], an ex-boyfriend of Chris's latest [[sweetheart]], [[Jackie]], who had been spreading a [[Nudes|nude photo of her]] around the Internet. Jackie want Chris to "scare the crap out of Lars" so that he wouldn't trouble her again.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref> Chris proceeds to [[Twin Falling Towers|belittle and disrespect]] the victims of the [[wikipedia:RMS Titanic|''Titanic'']] disaster by pretending to sink a [[LEGO]] boat, apparently with Lars aboard. The grand finale is Chris destroying the boat and some LEGO characters with his feet. He then goes on to quote a saying made famous by the Father of Jessi Slaughter (another internet failure) by saying "Consequences will never be the same"

[[Barb]] makes a rare appearance at the end; Chris later told Jackie that she was clearing out stink bugs from their filthy home.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 16]]</ref>

Of note in this video is further signs of Chris's [[Chris and health|rapid aging.]] His [[hair]]line is further back than it ever has been, though it appears Chris may have resorted to growing his hair out to hide his premature balding. However, the way it looks makes him look creepier than ever before.

{{clear}}

==Video==
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| name = Lars' Ship has Sunk
| video = {{#ev:youtube|fnDx2XjnYsg}}
| stardate = 25 [[September 2010]]
| subject = {{Galpals|text}}, {{Violence|text}}, {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| shirt = {{BrickFestShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Song for Jackie.MOV]]
| next = [[Anti Troll Movement Video1]]
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
}}

{{quote|The consequences will never be the same|Chris on breaking LEGO}}

=== Transcript ===

[[File:Creepy boat.jpg|thumb|Chris WILL sink your boat!]]
[[File:Brickfest-back.jpg|thumb|These guys had no idea what was coming]]

Good afternoon. This message goes out to an ex of mine, dear belove- my dear beloved sweetheart's, who goes by the name of Lars. Who had a session [[Chris and English|[means to say "an obsession"]]], with model boats! [''Presents Lego boat''] And here is a Titanic-like boat! He is piloting it! Let's see what happens to his boat!

[''Moves "boat" down to an inverted Lego board'']

[''High pitched voice''] "Oh, look at me! I'm sailing in my Titanic-like boat which was originally for my girlfriend! Who is now Christian's girlfriend! And today was our anniversary! This twenty fifth of September - Oh no! What this! A ciberg!"

[''Wails and breaks boat apart'']

It gets better. You know what. Because... Here comes the demolition team that finds... th-the remains... of the sunken ship. [''Steps on the "ship"''] Boom! Boom! [''Cackles''] Oh, and here's the captain of the ship! The remains of him anyway! Peoww! [''Crushes figurine underfoot, collapsing a small pile of hoarded books and copybooks by accident, then zooms in''] [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|Weak as dirt]].

[''Points upwards''] [http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Jessi_Slaughter The consequences will never be the same.] Lars, [[I AM STRONG|you are no match for me and my]] [[obesity|muscles]]. [''[[Barb]] says "Hello"'']

[''Licks his lips as if about to speak again - video ends'']

==See also==
*[[New Address]]
*[[Twin Falling Towers]], in which Chris mocked another tragedy
==References==
<references/>
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Song for Jackie.MOV]]|nextlink=[[Anti Troll Movement Video1]]}}
{{Sweetheart Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, September 2010| 2010-09-25]]
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2010-09-25]]

THAT IS MY HOUSE

2012-01-22T22:09:59Z

McleanMedia: /* Transcript */

[[File:DeathStarCam7.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Star Wars|Do you ''realize''? Do. ''you''. '''realize''' something? Let me tell you: If the Rebel Alliance sees those Death Star plans, that you put in the damn droid, they could destroy our base, and we would have to move out of it.]]]]

'''THAT IS MY HOUSE''', aka '''ECV 00193''', is a video uploaded 27 [[August 2009]] in which [[Chris]] demands footage of his [[14 Branchland Court|house]] be removed from the [[Internet]].

Chris took down the video not too long afterward, only for it be re-uploaded by [[troll]] [[TheCWCvilleLibrary|archivists]]. On 29 August 2009, an uncut version of the video featuring [[Bob Chandler|Chris's father]] was acquired by [[Vivian Gee]] and [[PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked|leaked]] onto [[YouTube]].

==Description==

{{quotebox|I was Already In Deep Enough, but THIS IS TOO DEEP! GET ALL MY HOUSE IMAGES OFF THE INTERNET!

I am counting on ALL FULL Positive Cooperation in this major matter.

Christian Weston Chandler, August 17 [sic], 2009 }}

==Video==

{{Tardrage}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = THAT IS MY HOUSE
| video = {{#ev:youtube|70LvKzxeHOE}}
| stardate = 27 [[August 2009]]
| subject = {{Website|The Internet}}
| style = {{Rage|text}}
| shirt = {{GreenBlackTrim|text}}
| previous = [[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC]]
| next = [[THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE#Uncut|ECV 00192]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

''[Chris races into frame, obviously angry and upset- he begins speaking quietly, but gradually gets louder]''

This does not even deserve a [[Captain's Log]] introduction, ''[dramatic [[glasses]] removal]'' BECAUSE this is DEAD SERIOUS. The [[Tour of Chris's house|inside and outside tour]] I did A FEW MONTHS ago of my house, everyone on the Internet...

''[Chris jumps up and suddenly begins to scream and yell in a fit of childish rage, flapping his arms as he puts louder emphasis on certain words, sounding somewhat similar to Gilbert Gottfried]''

'''''MY [[Barbara Chandler|MOTHER]] AND MY [[Bob Chandler|FATHER]]''' ARE '''ANGRY''' AT ME!'''''

'''THEY'RE BLAMING''' IT AT ME! '''IT'S MY FAULT, I ADMIT IT!''' IT'S MY FAULT; I WANT EVERYTHING A'''''BOUT MY HOUSE'''''

'''''OFF! THE! INTERNET!'''''

''[Chris starts gesticulating ridiculously]'' I'll send in detectives! I'll send in [[Jerkops|police]]! I'll send in EVERYTHING IN MY '''[[Power|POWER]]!'''

''[There is a noticeable jump-cut, as a result of a removed scene in which [[Bob Chandler]] enters and yells at Chris. Chris's glasses are back on his face and the door is left open from when [[Bob Walks In|Bob walked in]]. See the Uncut version below]''

So yeah, please, get everything off the Internet...

{{RageQuote|NowNOWNOW''NOWNOW
'''NOWWWWWW!'''''}}
''[Chris stomps the ground as he yells, the camera noticably shakes]''

''[He quickly calms down then holds up peace sign]''

[[Curse ye ha me ha|Curse]] the [[trolls]], peace to everyone else.

==Uncut==

{{quote|Shut that goddamn thing off!|Bob Chandler, addressing his old foe: that ''goddamn Internet''}}

An uncut version aka '''ECV 00192''' was posted by [[Vivian Gee]] on 29 August 2009, where [[Bob Chandler]] walks in and scolds Chris. This is the second and last time we see Bob showing any kind of parental authority over Chris. In [[Mailbag 25]] Chris revealed that he lied to his Father, telling him that he had gotten the house vids off of the internet.

We also learn the real reason why Chris's parents are concerned about the tour videos: the fear that the [http://www.vdh.state.va.us/LHD/ThomasJefferson/Greene/ Health Department of Greene County] will discover the squalor of the [[14 Branchland Court|Chandler Household]] and condemn it.

Also noteworthy is the fact that this marks the first Chris video explicitly featuring another living, breathing person (as opposed to [[Kimmi|an inflatable person, made of plastic]]).

===Video===

{{Tardrage}}

{{Infobox/video
| name = ECV 00192
| video = {{#ev:youtube|UJbjb47nEfY}}
| stardate = 29 [[August 2009]]
| style = {{Rage|text}}
| shirt = {{GreenBlackTrim|text}}
| previous = THAT IS MY HOUSE
| next = [[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls]]
}}
=== Transcript ===

''[At 0:28, [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] opens the door and walks in]''

'''Chris''': ...THAT—GET IT '''OFF''' THE INNERNET...

'''Bob''': Listen-to-me! ''[muffled by CWC's "OFF THE INTERNET!"]'' Listen to me.

'''Chris''': ''[his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|expression changes rapidly]] and slowly turns to face Bob]'' Yes...

'''Bob''': Listen to '''ME'''.

'''Chris''': Yes.

'''Bob''': Shut that goddamn thing off! [walks over to Chris, as he turns off his [[PS3|PSEye]]] I don't care what you do. ''[pointing at PSEye]'' You get all that stuff off of there. Tonight.

'''Chris''': I'm working on it. ''[slaps hands to his side]''

'''Bob''': Go work on it! ''[points to the door, instructing Chris to go to the computer downstairs]''

'''Chris''': I am working--

'''Bob''': Do you ''realize''? Do. ''you''. '''realize''' something? Let me tell you: If the [http://www.vdh.state.va.us/LHD/ThomasJefferson/Greene/ Health Department of Greene County] sees those videos, that you put on the damn internet, they could condemn our house, and we would have to move out of it.

'''Chris''':'' [sighs]'' I see.

'''Bob''': You go get that goddamn stuff off of there and fast.

'''Chris''': I'm woorking on it! I was making a YouTube vi—uh, a vid-dya for YouTube t-tellin' ev'rybody, "Get the images off of the Internet". Y'know it's not...

'''Bob''': Nooo...

'''Chris''': Its—It's, ahh, ''out of my control'' ''[flails arms]''

'''Bob''': No, '''you''' get 'em off.

'''Chris''': It's out of my control! I don't know where to go! ''I DUNNO KNOW WHERE TA GO!''

'''Bob''': Yooou loaded them up there, you unload 'em!

'''Chris''': I'm working on it!

'''Bob''': Go do ''it!''

'''Chris''': ''I AM WORK'-- I AM DOIN' IT... I'M STARTIN'...

'''Bob''': GGet in ''here'' and do ''it''!

'''Chris''': I--''[sputters]''

'''Bob''': ''[walks out of the room]'' I'll be up all night with you if ''I have to''. You won't get any sleep until that stuff's off.

'''Chris''': I'll working on it!

'''Bob''': ''[from outside]'' Git in there and staart!

'''Chris''': ''III'M. WOR-KIN'. ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL [[Trolls|E'RRYBODY]], [[True and Loyal Fanbase|IN MY COMMAND]], TO GET EVERYTHIN'-- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET!'--'

'''Bob''': ''[interrupting]'' Listennn,

'''Chris''': --about our house!

'''Bob''': I don't wanna get kicked outta ''my'' house. By the Health Department. And what you just did was stick a knife in our back, and kill us! ''[Bob exits the room again]''

'''Chris''': Aw'right... lemme just...

'''Bob''': Get that ''stuff'' OFFA THERE...

'''Chris''': '''I'M ''WOORK'''''--

'''Bob''': ...and get it offa there fast!

'''Chris''': I'm WORKIN' on it! I'm ''WORKIN' '' on it!'' [Chris appears to resume recording footage for his video]''

''[Cut footage ends at 2:11, continuing into NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWWWWW]''

==The Greene County Health Department responds==

In addition to creating many, many mirrors of the videos Bob wanted cut down, some more intrepid viewers actually did contact the Greene County Health Department. The Health Department did respond (3 weeks later) to one such letter, although they seemed indifferent and stated the Chandler's decision to live in a garbage house full of dirty dishes and animal feces was part of their inalienable rights as guaranteed by the US Constitution:

{{quotebox|Dear Bob S:

Thank you for your interest in this situation. The challenge is to
clarify if the conditions at this residence are a risk to the public's
health or if they are personal risks accepted by the individuals that
choose to live there.

Public Health relates to the general health of a community. When
diseases can be transmitted from person to person or when the health
risk affects the community, regulations have normally been enacted to
address these public health threats. Even so, the individual's right to
choose is protected by the Constitution. We know smoking greatly
increases the risk of cancer and heart disease, yet individuals continue
to choose to smoke. Regulations are in place to minimize public exposure
to contaminated or mishandled foods, yet some individuals still choose
to eat raw hamburger. In the case you've brought to our attention, the
"deplorable conditions" you refer to appear to be confined to the
individual residence and are the choice of those that live there. They
do not appear to effect the health of the community. There are no
specific health regulations that address individual choices in private
living conditions.

We have contacted the building official to see if any building, zoning
of fire prevention laws apply and were informed that they did not. We
also contacted the Greene County Attorney to see if he knew of any
County ordinances that would be applicable. He did not know of any. We
also contacted adult protective services to make sure they are aware of
the situation.

Please contact me if I can be of further assistance.

Jeffrey T. McDaniel 
Environmental Health Manager 
[http://www.vdh.state.va.us/LHD/thomasjefferson/ Thomas Jefferson Health District]}}

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = NOW MIX
| video = {{#ev:youtube|euiWcvwoON8}}
| stardate = 27 [[August 2009]]
| maker = [[Vivian]]
| subject =
| type = Remix
| info = [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JuVHCJVYf4 The original song]
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = "That's My House!" - Ca. 1912 Silent Film Starring Christian and Robert Chandler
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ENSKi4_mO3A}}
| stardate = 27 [[August 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/tregnier279 tregnier279]
| subject =
| type = Remix
| info = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWC-Tok (Presented to You by Christian Weston Chandler)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|NadyUs_DWK8}}
| stardate = 09 [[January 2010]]
| maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| subject =
| type = Mix
| info = Arguably the most popular fan video of them all
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Duke Nukem meets Chris-chan
| video = {{#ev:youtube|vnnQor5iecc}}
| stardate = 17 [[September 2010]]
| maker = AnimuAnimalia
| subject =
| type = Chris Chan Forever
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = (YTPMV) THAT IS MY GENTLEMENTLEMEN
| video = {{#ev:youtube|dFUikkbOf40}}
| stardate = 25 [[April 2011]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/RainingMetal?feature=mhum RainingMetal]
| subject =
| type = Mix
}}

==See also==

*[[Bob Walks In]]
*[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]
*[[Tour of Chris's House]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC]]|nextlink=[[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls]]|}}

{{Troll Videos}}
{{LeakedVideos}}

[[Category:Leaked videos]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2009| 2009-08-27]]

Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC

2012-01-22T22:02:22Z

McleanMedia:

'''"Show RESPECT to me, 'C'CWC"''' is a video where [[Chris]] <s>sings</s> Butchers [[Niggos|Aretha Franklin]]'s "[[Wikipedia:Respect (song)|Respect]]", demanding that people respect and praise him. However, considering how he does not realize that [[China|respect]] is earned and not [[Greene County Conspiracy|demanded]], he [[fail]]s to attract much more than usual.

==Description==

{{quotebox| Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC Thank you, Miss Franklin for that Cwcspirational Track. :)

And Thank you to all my True, Loyal Honest Fans for giving me RESPECT.

And to all you nay-sayers and trollin' stupids, [[Chris and hypocrisy|GROW UP]]!!! And show me RESPECT.}}

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC
| video = {{#ev:youtube|VUh8n2VEYKA}}
| stardate = 22 [[August 2009]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}
| shirt = {{ClassicShortSleeve|text}}
| previous = [[CWC Update 20 August 2009]]
| next = [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]
}}
{{quote|R-E-S-T-E-D-C!}}

=== Transcript ===

[[Captain's Log]], Stardate: August 22nd, 2009.

Th' name is ''Christian Weston Chandler'', birth name Christopher, Spanish nickname [[Ricardo Weston Chandler|Ricardo]], [''shakes head''] [[Ian Brandon Anderson|NO OTHER NAME]].

[''Begins drawing on a piece of paper, using the [[Gitar of Fail|gitar]] as an impromptu writing surface with some difficulty'']

I am so sick of hearing that ''stupid name'' that somebody made up back when I had that [[Ian Brandon Anderson|IBAChandler]] account, and ''I be a Chandler''. You know, "I" being myself, "B" standing for specifying who I am, and "Chandler" being my ''last name''.

I tell you, I'm so sick of getting all this disrespect. You dis—you continue dissing me, you're dissing [[Charlottesville]], and everybody—and all the indi—and all the individual citizens, and als—you also diss [[Ruckersville]]. I'm so sick of the [[Speech Impediment|disrespest]]. We do not need disrespect in this world, all it does is just... makes me feel bad. And do you want me to feel bad? Do you want me to stop drawing the [[comic]]s? [''shakes head''] And I am not going to stop drawing the comics, not as long as I [''begins singing, with his usual level of talent''] [[CWC Dare|DARE!]] TO! [[KCWC_Top_10_Dedication_Special#Part_1:_.2310|SURVIIIIIVE!]] It's calling me on to victory! [''stops, to the relief of millions'']

Anyway, all I'm—anyway, I am definitely getting all th—into the works. It's all in the papers... everything is in the papers.

[''Chris begins to speak in the rhythm of the song he's about to sing (or tries to, anyway)'']

So, all I'm askin', ya dern dummy 
Cause guess what? I give ya all my workin'. 
I'm castin', my [[PSN|pearls before swine]]. 
But yet do I complain? [[Lie|Not really]]. 
All I'm askin', in return dudes and dudettes 
'sa lil' bit of respet. 

'Cause ya you know me. I'm the [[Chris and Art|artist]]. 
I'm the [[Things Chris Has Ripped Off|original]], there's no [[Liquid|substitute]]. 
If you don't like it, well y'all can go [[Asperchu|sommere else]] 
like to Hell. 

Eh, but the rest of you, give me my praises 
I tell you what, you'll get my blessin's. 
and I tell you what, trolls, you're so trollin' stupid 
don't give a dare. 

[''finishes drawing, then holds up the artistic abortion he has created'']

Fresh sample; match it to any book. 'Cause you know, all I'm asking for...

[''jump cut to Chris cueing Aretha Franklin performing and Chris preparing to [[Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|rape it with his mouth]]'']

What you want, man I got it. 
What you need, you know I got it. 
All I'm askin'--PEOPLE!--is for a li'l respect. 

Der be lel beh, 
Just a little bit. 
Just a little bit, 
Just a little bit. 

I ain't gonna do you wrong, where you goin', WOMAN? 
[''Mumbles incoherently through this entire line''] 
But all I'm askin', is for a little respect. 

Der be lel beh, [''dramatic glasses removal''] baby, 
Just a little bit. 
Just a litle bit, 
Just a little bit. 

Uz give you all my workin'. 
And all I'm askin' returndudesanddudettes, 
Is to PRAISE me, und duh pluz smer git ho! [''sic''] 

AY, SHOUT IT LOUD I'M TRUE! 
[[High_school#Graduation|PRAISE ME!]] 
HAVE FAITH! Show me respect! 
I'm so sick of that hazing and mislabelings! 
You keep it up you're gonna continue to be cursed! 
Otherwise withthetrue andthefaithful, y'all continue to get my blessin's! 
Oooh, YA PRAISES! 
Sweeter'n honey. 
But guess what? 
Salt is my money. 
Oh, what you do for me ip—dip—is [[ego|praise me when you get home!]] 
Bleah, baby! 
PRAISE ME WHEN YOU GET HOME! 
LADIES! [[Chris and Rape|give it to me]]! 
R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me! 
R-E-S-T-E-D-C, drink it, TCB! 
[[Sex|Suckittome, suckittome, suckittome, suckit]]—GIVE ME RESPECT!

==See also==
*[[Chris and his Ego]]
*[[Scale of Respect]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC Update 20 August 2009]]|nextlink=[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]|}}
{{Captain's Log}}
{{Music Videos}}

[[Category:Captain's log entries|2009-08-22]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2009| 2009-08-22]]

My Little Pony

2012-01-22T21:48:48Z

McleanMedia:

Not to be Confused with "My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic" which is actually pretty fucking awesome
{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:Chris_Chan_Pony.png|thumb|Chris Chan: The original brony]]
'''My Little Pony''' (MLP) is a line of [[toys]] intended for girls aged 4-8. Naturally, this makes them perfect toys for [[Chris]], who himself was introduced to them by [[Megan]]. Chris has made several MLPs with [[hair]] from his head.{{cite}}

==Chris and ponies==
[[File:Poorcamo.jpg|thumb|left|One of Chris's ponies, as seen in his [[bedroom]].]]

The homemade ponies vary between being blatant ripoffs of [[anime]] characters, most notably the titular character from ''[[wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]]'' and [[Wikipedia:Edward Elric|Edward Elric]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Fullmetal Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]]'', and horrible [[Wikipedia:Mary Sue|Mary Sues]] such as [[Cherokee|Cheroki-Chan]], who is clearly based on the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic-book version of Chris]] or possibly the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|ancestor character]], and Crystal, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|whose origin is obvious]].

In his infamous [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|FUTURE MESSAGE]], Chris first made his love of My Little Pony known when he recommended to all his viewers that they buy MLP figures of their favorite color to stroke and rub against their cheek, claiming that it was "very therapeutic" and that one could talk to the ponies and pretend that they were girls they wanted to ask out, to help them build confidence. At the time, this very revealing aspect of Chris's life was mocked and laughed at by the good people of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and [[4chan]]. Years later, many of them would ironically become fans themselves.

In [[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated|Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009]], you can see his My Little Ponys hanging from his ceiling.

One of the latest known references to MLP made by Chris was on the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, where Chris used a picture of Applejack from the more recent ''[[wikipedia:My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]'' animated series as his avatar, although his screen name was modeled after the name of another major character in the series- [[Rainbow|Rainbow Dash]].

[[Image:ponyboy.jpg|thumb|Applejack as Chris's avatar on [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]].]]
In a [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don|subsequent video]] following these events, he referred to his [[Sonichu|pet series]] as being a ''"TV-Y7 rated... friendship socializing, promoting type of series"'', which echoes the central themes of ''Friendship is Magic'', meaning the series could be considered the type of show he looks up to, and wants his own [[Chris and the industry|animated series]] to be like. [[Chris and writing|It will probably never happen]], but it does give insight on how even after claiming to have given them up on ''My Little Pony'' a long time ago, it appears he still retains interest in them.

A ''Friendship is Magic'' Rainbow Dash toy can be sighted in the background of "[[Correction_of_EX_relationship_status|Correction of EX relationship status]]" and a My Little Pony sticker can be seen on Chris's [[3DS]] in the [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"|Wristwatch-SwissWatch]] video.

Chris also has a ''Friendship is Magic'' play list on his [[YouTube]] account that includes all the episodes, confirming once and for all his love for a children's show.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL20EBD1B6E8BB9E6F Chris's ''My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic'' playlist on YouTube]</ref> Considering [[Ghostbusters|his]] [[Transformers|previous]] [[Pokemon|track]] [[The Adventures of the American Rabbit|record]], it's not exactly surprising.

{{-}}

==In the comics==
[[File:Ponywed.jpg|thumb|Show this to any father with a young daughter and he'd probably think she made it. Purposely bad.]]

Like any eight-year-old girl with the hopes of marrying a blue prince in a fairytale wedding with her BFF pony by her side, [[Wedding_Comic|Sonichu Special 2]] reveals to its unfortunate readers that Chris might have harbored similar thoughts, as his ideal wedding also features a My Little Pony.

After having received a blessing from the best [wo]man [[Sarah Hammer]], the recently united Chris and [[Ivy]] leave the church where the wedding was held in a carriage pulled by what many trolls speculate to be a badly-drawn [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]], which is harnessed to the carriage with what appears to be the Boulder Badge from [[Pokémon]].

{{-}}

==Gallery==
<center>
{| class="wikitable collapsible" width="600"
! colspan="4"|The Gallery of My Little Pony Straightness
|-
!Chris' creation
!Original
![[Card games|TCG card]]
!Notes
|-
|[[File:03-CWC Cheroki-Chan1.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Cheroki-Chan
|[[File:Chero.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Seaspray Pose
|[[File:01-Cheroki-Chan_Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]][[File:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|Chris's depiction of himself as a pony...or rather, a horse- [[Chris and his Ego|too awesome to be a common pony]]. Just as Chris, Cheroki-Chan has a few [[Autism|quirks]], likes to [[Chris and art|draw and color]], but above all, he is [[Rape|noble and honorable]]. Cheroki-Chan [[Semen|"creams"]] of finding a [[sweetheart]] for himself, yet is having problems, mainly from being rejected once by that [[Chris and race|multi-green pony]], possibly [[Megan|camouflaged]].
|-
|[[File:07-CWC Camo-Flage.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Camo-Flage
|[[File:Camo.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:06-Camo-Flage Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|Posible representation of [[Megan Schroeder]]. She [[Friend Zone|rejected]] Cheroki-Chan's advances, and she is Jonhlamence's little sister.<ref>[[:File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg]]</ref>
|-
|[[File:49-CWC Mimmbo Bo Boruto.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Mimmbo Bo Boruto
|[[File:Mimmbo.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Custom pony based on and made for [[Daniel Mimms]]. ''[[Wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]]'' is another inspiration.
|-
|[[File:46-CWC Squall Metal Alchamest.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] [[Wikipedia:Full Metal Alchemist|Squall Metal Alchamest]]
|[[File:Squall.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:45-Squall Metal Alchemest Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|An inter-dimensional pony with [[Barbara|motherly]] issues. Based on [[Wikipedia:Edward Elric|Edward Elric]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Fullmetal Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]],'' though part of the name may come from Squall Leonhart of Final Fantasy 8.
|-
|[[File:10-CWC Crystal.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Crystal
|[[File:Crys.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony Cutie Keen Bean
|[[File:09-Crystal Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Commemorative pony of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], Chris's future daughter.
|-
|[[File:13-CWC Johnlamence.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Jonhlamence's cyberwarrior
|[[File:Sala.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Rarity Unicorn Pose
|[[File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Camo-flage's older brother combined with the [[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (320–386)#Salamence|Salamence]].
|-
|[[File:18-CWC Ty Game2.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ty Game
|[[File:ty_game.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Swirl Pose
|[[File:16-Ty Game Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Video games|Gamer]] Pony.
|-
|[[File:22-CWC Bee-Riana.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Bee Riana
|[[File:Bee reana (yellow with the antena.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ponies Toola-Roola (left) and Meadowbrook (right)
|[[File:21-Bee-Riana Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|When he bought the two-Ponies-set, Chris took Toola-Roola's antennae and put them on Meadowbrook to create Bee-Riana. [[Chris and Sex|Toola-Roola hasn't been seen since]].
|-
|[[File:26-CWC Educait.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Educait
|[[File:Edu.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sunny Daze Pose
|[[File:25-Educait Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|A nerdy Pony. It is of the [[Wallflower]] type.
|-
|[[File:30-CWC Honeysumerah.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Honeysumerah
|[[File:Honey.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:29-Honeysumerah Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Based on a [[Britney Spears|shallow Pop Star]]. "Stickler for a tickler" comes from a throwaway ''[[Family Guy]]'' gag, from [[Wikipedia:When You Wish Upon a Weinstein|"When You Wish Upon a Weinstein"]].
|-
|[[File:33-CWC_Modest_Manna.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Modest Manna
|[[File:Modest.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:32-Modest Manna Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Anna McLerran|Mormon]] pony.
|-
|[[File:36-CWC Linnhadey.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Linnhadey
|[[File:Lin.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:35-Linnhadey Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|'[[Autism|Unique]] and [[McDonalds|Lovin' it]]' Pony.
|-
|[[File:43-CWC Federico.JPG|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Federico
|[[File:Fede.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:42-Federico Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Spanish]] Pony. He is annoying because "chicos are chicos." From the rest of his description is impossible to find meaning, both English or Spanish wise.
|-
|[[File:39-CWC Buttonbeck.JPG|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] [[Nudes|Butt]]onbeck
|[[File:Bottom beck.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Diva Pose
|[[File:38-Buttonbeck Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Rosechu|Generic soulless and flavorless]] Pony.
|}
</center>

==See also ==
*[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]
*[[List of toys]]

==References==
<references />

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony|My Little Pony]] at [[Wikipedia]]
*[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F12XOB4B Chris's MLP collection photoset download]

[[Category:Hobbies]]
[[Category:Toys]]

My Little Pony

2012-01-22T21:48:25Z

McleanMedia:

''Italic text''Not to be Confused with "My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic" which is actually pretty fucking awesome
{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:Chris_Chan_Pony.png|thumb|Chris Chan: The original brony]]
'''My Little Pony''' (MLP) is a line of [[toys]] intended for girls aged 4-8. Naturally, this makes them perfect toys for [[Chris]], who himself was introduced to them by [[Megan]]. Chris has made several MLPs with [[hair]] from his head.{{cite}}

==Chris and ponies==
[[File:Poorcamo.jpg|thumb|left|One of Chris's ponies, as seen in his [[bedroom]].]]

The homemade ponies vary between being blatant ripoffs of [[anime]] characters, most notably the titular character from ''[[wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]]'' and [[Wikipedia:Edward Elric|Edward Elric]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Fullmetal Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]]'', and horrible [[Wikipedia:Mary Sue|Mary Sues]] such as [[Cherokee|Cheroki-Chan]], who is clearly based on the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic-book version of Chris]] or possibly the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|ancestor character]], and Crystal, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|whose origin is obvious]].

In his infamous [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|FUTURE MESSAGE]], Chris first made his love of My Little Pony known when he recommended to all his viewers that they buy MLP figures of their favorite color to stroke and rub against their cheek, claiming that it was "very therapeutic" and that one could talk to the ponies and pretend that they were girls they wanted to ask out, to help them build confidence. At the time, this very revealing aspect of Chris's life was mocked and laughed at by the good people of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and [[4chan]]. Years later, many of them would ironically become fans themselves.

In [[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated|Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009]], you can see his My Little Ponys hanging from his ceiling.

One of the latest known references to MLP made by Chris was on the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, where Chris used a picture of Applejack from the more recent ''[[wikipedia:My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]'' animated series as his avatar, although his screen name was modeled after the name of another major character in the series- [[Rainbow|Rainbow Dash]].

[[Image:ponyboy.jpg|thumb|Applejack as Chris's avatar on [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]].]]
In a [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don|subsequent video]] following these events, he referred to his [[Sonichu|pet series]] as being a ''"TV-Y7 rated... friendship socializing, promoting type of series"'', which echoes the central themes of ''Friendship is Magic'', meaning the series could be considered the type of show he looks up to, and wants his own [[Chris and the industry|animated series]] to be like. [[Chris and writing|It will probably never happen]], but it does give insight on how even after claiming to have given them up on ''My Little Pony'' a long time ago, it appears he still retains interest in them.

A ''Friendship is Magic'' Rainbow Dash toy can be sighted in the background of "[[Correction_of_EX_relationship_status|Correction of EX relationship status]]" and a My Little Pony sticker can be seen on Chris's [[3DS]] in the [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"|Wristwatch-SwissWatch]] video.

Chris also has a ''Friendship is Magic'' play list on his [[YouTube]] account that includes all the episodes, confirming once and for all his love for a children's show.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL20EBD1B6E8BB9E6F Chris's ''My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic'' playlist on YouTube]</ref> Considering [[Ghostbusters|his]] [[Transformers|previous]] [[Pokemon|track]] [[The Adventures of the American Rabbit|record]], it's not exactly surprising.

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==In the comics==
[[File:Ponywed.jpg|thumb|Show this to any father with a young daughter and he'd probably think she made it. Purposely bad.]]

Like any eight-year-old girl with the hopes of marrying a blue prince in a fairytale wedding with her BFF pony by her side, [[Wedding_Comic|Sonichu Special 2]] reveals to its unfortunate readers that Chris might have harbored similar thoughts, as his ideal wedding also features a My Little Pony.

After having received a blessing from the best [wo]man [[Sarah Hammer]], the recently united Chris and [[Ivy]] leave the church where the wedding was held in a carriage pulled by what many trolls speculate to be a badly-drawn [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]], which is harnessed to the carriage with what appears to be the Boulder Badge from [[Pokémon]].

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==Gallery==
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{| class="wikitable collapsible" width="600"
! colspan="4"|The Gallery of My Little Pony Straightness
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!Chris' creation
!Original
![[Card games|TCG card]]
!Notes
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|[[File:03-CWC Cheroki-Chan1.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Cheroki-Chan
|[[File:Chero.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Seaspray Pose
|[[File:01-Cheroki-Chan_Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]][[File:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|Chris's depiction of himself as a pony...or rather, a horse- [[Chris and his Ego|too awesome to be a common pony]]. Just as Chris, Cheroki-Chan has a few [[Autism|quirks]], likes to [[Chris and art|draw and color]], but above all, he is [[Rape|noble and honorable]]. Cheroki-Chan [[Semen|"creams"]] of finding a [[sweetheart]] for himself, yet is having problems, mainly from being rejected once by that [[Chris and race|multi-green pony]], possibly [[Megan|camouflaged]].
|-
|[[File:07-CWC Camo-Flage.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Camo-Flage
|[[File:Camo.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:06-Camo-Flage Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|Posible representation of [[Megan Schroeder]]. She [[Friend Zone|rejected]] Cheroki-Chan's advances, and she is Jonhlamence's little sister.<ref>[[:File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg]]</ref>
|-
|[[File:49-CWC Mimmbo Bo Boruto.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Mimmbo Bo Boruto
|[[File:Mimmbo.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Custom pony based on and made for [[Daniel Mimms]]. ''[[Wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]]'' is another inspiration.
|-
|[[File:46-CWC Squall Metal Alchamest.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] [[Wikipedia:Full Metal Alchemist|Squall Metal Alchamest]]
|[[File:Squall.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:45-Squall Metal Alchemest Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|An inter-dimensional pony with [[Barbara|motherly]] issues. Based on [[Wikipedia:Edward Elric|Edward Elric]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Fullmetal Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]],'' though part of the name may come from Squall Leonhart of Final Fantasy 8.
|-
|[[File:10-CWC Crystal.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Crystal
|[[File:Crys.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony Cutie Keen Bean
|[[File:09-Crystal Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Commemorative pony of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], Chris's future daughter.
|-
|[[File:13-CWC Johnlamence.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Jonhlamence's cyberwarrior
|[[File:Sala.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Rarity Unicorn Pose
|[[File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Camo-flage's older brother combined with the [[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (320–386)#Salamence|Salamence]].
|-
|[[File:18-CWC Ty Game2.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ty Game
|[[File:ty_game.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Swirl Pose
|[[File:16-Ty Game Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Video games|Gamer]] Pony.
|-
|[[File:22-CWC Bee-Riana.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Bee Riana
|[[File:Bee reana (yellow with the antena.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ponies Toola-Roola (left) and Meadowbrook (right)
|[[File:21-Bee-Riana Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|When he bought the two-Ponies-set, Chris took Toola-Roola's antennae and put them on Meadowbrook to create Bee-Riana. [[Chris and Sex|Toola-Roola hasn't been seen since]].
|-
|[[File:26-CWC Educait.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Educait
|[[File:Edu.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sunny Daze Pose
|[[File:25-Educait Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|A nerdy Pony. It is of the [[Wallflower]] type.
|-
|[[File:30-CWC Honeysumerah.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Honeysumerah
|[[File:Honey.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:29-Honeysumerah Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Based on a [[Britney Spears|shallow Pop Star]]. "Stickler for a tickler" comes from a throwaway ''[[Family Guy]]'' gag, from [[Wikipedia:When You Wish Upon a Weinstein|"When You Wish Upon a Weinstein"]].
|-
|[[File:33-CWC_Modest_Manna.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Modest Manna
|[[File:Modest.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:32-Modest Manna Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Anna McLerran|Mormon]] pony.
|-
|[[File:36-CWC Linnhadey.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Linnhadey
|[[File:Lin.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:35-Linnhadey Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|'[[Autism|Unique]] and [[McDonalds|Lovin' it]]' Pony.
|-
|[[File:43-CWC Federico.JPG|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Federico
|[[File:Fede.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:42-Federico Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Spanish]] Pony. He is annoying because "chicos are chicos." From the rest of his description is impossible to find meaning, both English or Spanish wise.
|-
|[[File:39-CWC Buttonbeck.JPG|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] [[Nudes|Butt]]onbeck
|[[File:Bottom beck.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Diva Pose
|[[File:38-Buttonbeck Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Rosechu|Generic soulless and flavorless]] Pony.
|}
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==See also ==
*[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]
*[[List of toys]]

==References==
<references />

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony|My Little Pony]] at [[Wikipedia]]
*[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F12XOB4B Chris's MLP collection photoset download]

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[[Category:Toys]]