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Talk:Sonichu Fan Promo

2014-02-22T18:14:42Z

Meeko: /* Found one of them */ new section

==To do==
Fix some of this. Someone wrote a decent fleshed out version which is a good start, but some of the stuff from the old article could be used, maybe subdivide by the videos, also fix the new version so it's encyclopedic in tone. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:32, 23 September 2009 (CEST)

Okay, now we should describe Chris's version from the comic, note the differences. It's odd, for instance, he changes "[[Kick the Autistic]]" to "Kick the Quick" which is odd since "Kick the Autistic" was something Chris coined himself and used openly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:15, 18 November 2009 (CET)
:I moved the previous summaries of Chris's pages to the appropriate areas. They may require expansion, though.--[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 03:26, 18 November 2009 (CET)
:*I think that's because Chris has said multiple times that while he is proud of his autism, Sknichu doesn't have Autism. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:41, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

Did anyone save any of these videos? --[[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 15:55, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
*Okay, seriously. Someone has to have a backup of these somewhere. We just need to find them...... Anyone? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 22:00, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

== Seriously, man ==

Where are they? Does ANYONE even have a copy?--[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 04:00, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

*No. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 11:43, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

:I guess there's no point leaving those embeds up, then... --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 02:02, 27 July 2010 (UTC)
:* No man, leave it up as a memory to what once was. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 17:33, 21 September 2010 (PDT)

== Dead link ==

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* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmN8XzZskGA
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--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:30, 30 October 2011 (PDT)

== Found one of them ==

I found part three, but I the uploader doesn't seem to have had any of the other ones. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDzrxZKR5rs] [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] ([[User talk:Meeko|talk]]) 18:14, 22 February 2014 (UTC)

Talk:Anime

2011-06-23T13:13:47Z

Meeko:

[[Image:SchuComic3Page23.jpg|thumbnail|Page in question.]]
Should we mention instances of Chris ripping off an anime in the comic on this page if the anime doesn't have its own? Because he ripped off Inuyasha on one page, and I seem to remember him ripping off Pretty Cure in one of the sub-episodes with Crystal... --[[User:Lime|Lime]] ([[User_talk:Lime|Scold?]] | [[Special:Contributions/Lime|Undo?]]) 06:10, 5 June 2009 (CEST)
:Pretty Cure is mentioned [[Chrs-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance|here]] if you want info. [[User:Shiny Marshtomp|Shiny]] 06:16, 5 June 2009 (CEST)
::Oh, d'oh, didn't see that page. Thanks! --[[User:Lime|Lime]] ([[User_talk:Lime|Scold?]] | [[Special:Contributions/Lime|Undo?]]) 06:20, 5 June 2009 (CEST)

I mucked around a little with the article and added two more examples of animu rip-offage. I also added a pic of Go Nagai in the vein of the old "Mr. Darcy" image that was on Chris' main page, because Uncle Go is the PERFECT illustration of what Chris isn't but wishes to be. - [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]]

Rewrote and expanded this some. Felt like the Shuffle thing was worth mentioning, since shitty harem anime is such a perfect representation of the kind of fantasy Chris would fall hook, line, and sinker for. One thing I'm kinda curious about, though, that someone more familiar with the history might now. Has he ever said why he hasn't gone back to a con since the '05 Anime Mid-Atlantic? -- [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 08 September 2009

I noticed the in [[Forgiveness Blessings]] he does something called a Curse shot, where he simply acts like he's firing a gun with his finger. This is very reminiscient of Yu Yu Hakusho, with Yusuke's Spirit Gun. Just thought it was worth mentioning.--[[User:Howsyourham|Howsyourham]] 00:18, 10 September 2009 (CEST)

*Did he really watch Urotsukidoji or is someone just fucking with us? --[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 15:26, 12 October 2009 (CEST)
----

Where exactly did he rip off Fist Of The North Star? --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 23:33, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
:* According to the Excel Saga article:
:::"Time-delay attack: Mostly, this episode parodies Fist of the North Star, which features a powerful fighter kicking ass in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Since Excel is in the role of the hero, she uses a variation of the anime's titular attack, which involves punching your opponent a billion times. The thing about the Fist of the North Star is that it takes three seconds to have any effect, after which the opponent explodes like a water balloon filled with blood, then becomes a pastiche of Dejiko from Digi Charat. When dubious villains question the attack's power, the hero would famously reply "But you're already dead", right before they die. Chris adapted this idea when he first used the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha in Sonichu #0. The Jerkhief didn't feel a thing at first, and then his life began to unravel from the curse."

That's why I wrote "indirectly". --[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 23:03, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

== Source is broken. ==

Source cited is PVCC, and the old one to boot. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 20:24, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

== Nabeshin Betrays Chris ==

One of his newer roles, as a rental man in Nerima Daikon Brothers, has him lending out a suit to one of the main characters, and well..yeah, you can tell what I'm talking about. Sauce (Video is one of the flagged ones though, gotta have an 18+ account to view): http://www.youtube.com/verify_age?next_url=http%3A//www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DgYc_LmlAu0c

==Worth mentioning anywhere?==

I was re-reading some of the old stuff such as the letters for [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_Girls#Introduction Sonichu Girls] and I noticed that he would occasionally sign his letters "love and peace", which is pretty much Vash's catch phrase in Trigun. He did it on [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Takashi_Tezuka another letters] as well. It's a small and somewhat insignificant thing but I wondered if it was worth mentioning here at all. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 06:13, 23 June 2011 (PDT)Meeko

User talk:Tomgirl4life

2011-05-30T15:00:04Z

Meeko: got a better one and here's a link to a page with lots of good shots if you want more detail

==Hey Guys!==

I'm trying right now to create an article for Chris' trip to Ohio, and am gathering pics, mapping information, chatlogs, etc. to try and extrapolate a sequence of events.

== Trip to Ohio ==

Files needed:

:Julies_house.jpg--uploaded 
:Julies_house2.jpg--uploaded 
:Sheetz266.jpg--uploaded 
:Nnocac.jpg--already uploaded 
:Roundtrip.jpg--uploaded 
:picture of the sonic where chris ate ''Found! [http://www.waymarking.com/gallery/default.aspx?f=1&guid=136e2e51-9462-4d4b-a958-a0a1e88ce0ee&gid=2]''

[[File:Sonicohio.jpg]]
[[File:Sonicohio2.jpg]]

Starting/Stopping points: 
:1. 14 Branchland Court (Chris's house) 
::399 miles, 7 hrs, 36 min 
:2. 2229 East 46th Street, Cleveland, OH ("Julie's" house) 
::.3 miles, 2 min 
:3. 2229 East 40th Street, Cleveland, OH (alternate address given by resident @ julie's 
::31.8 mi, 35 min 
:4. 4:25 PM: 9746 State Route 14, Streetsboro, OH (Sheetz convenience store where Chris refueled on the way home) 
::315 ft 
:5. 4:29 PM: 9780 State Route 14, Streetsboro, OH (Sonic fast food where Chris ate after refueling) 
::350 mi, 6 hrs 58 min
:6. 14 Branchland Court (Back to Chris's house)

Times: 
This section is just conjecture for now, I will try and do some more research to get more accurate information. Not sure what can be done as far as accuracy goes since the trip was 2 years ago and the chandlers are famous for not answering their phone, but I'll do what I can intelligently.

the recorded times we have for the trip are 4:25 @ the gas station, then 4:29 at Sonic (loyal to a fault, eh?). The sonic is right off the interstate, and the one hamburger at 4 in the afternoon probably took about 5 minutes to come out, and an estimated 5 minutes to eat and leave at around 4:40. With the 7 hour drive home as estimated by Google Maps this places Chris back home a little before midnight assuming traffic laws were obeyed. of course, Chris didn't make it back until 3 AM the following morning so he f'ed up along the way. He brought a novel, it's safe to say he read some of it while at Sonic.

working backwards, assuming he left the second location with the intention of gassing up and going home he left that location at approximately 3:45, taking 35 minutes to get to the station and put in ~6.5 gallons over the course of 5 minutes. NOTE: receipt is from a physical pump and so was prepaid with a card.

I'm going to estimate for now approximately 30 minutes of dickery at both locations, putting him at the old lady's house @ 3:15. factoring in a 7.5 hour drive has him leaving his parents' house at 7:45. He actually left at 5:30 according to the emily transcript, so there's about two hours missing from their that could be any number of factors. I doubt chris can go 7.5 hours without eating, and since he had a book with him he probably sat at the table eating for a while.

*don't forget he stopped at a toll booth and locked his keys in his car, more like a troll booth am i rite -[[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 20:50, 29 May 2011 (PDT)

*yeah, saw a lot of details in the Emily transcript. Gonna try and figure out when stuff actually went down. Try and get in touch with the old lady he spoke with, etc --[[User:Tomgirl4life|Tomgirl4life]] 20:55, 29 May 2011 (PDT)
Format:

Summary at top

background

the trip itself

fallout

--will fill out the above sections later; I'm at work right now

I looked up the address that was given for Julie's Residence, the house is known as the Andrew Dall House and is listed in the National Registry of Historic Places. Andrew Dall was a builder in the 1800's - early 1900's, not sure if there was any significance in the address that was given or if it was just a random address; probably the latter.
*A page on the trip itself might be interesting, depending on how you do it. Not a totally bad idea though, if you need to know anything, I can see about asking the people involved.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:01, 30 May 2011 (PDT)

File:Sonicohio2.jpg

2011-05-30T14:57:37Z

Meeko: A shot from the other side of the restaurant

A shot from the other side of the restaurant

User talk:Tomgirl4life

2011-05-30T14:54:09Z

Meeko: found a pic of sonic

==Hey Guys!==

I'm trying right now to create an article for Chris' trip to Ohio, and am gathering pics, mapping information, chatlogs, etc. to try and extrapolate a sequence of events.

== Trip to Ohio ==

Files needed:

:Julies_house.jpg--uploaded 
:Julies_house2.jpg--uploaded 
:Sheetz266.jpg--uploaded 
:Nnocac.jpg--already uploaded 
:Roundtrip.jpg--uploaded 
:picture of the sonic where chris ate ''Found via yelp!''

[[File:Sonicohio.jpg]]

Starting/Stopping points: 
:1. 14 Branchland Court (Chris's house) 
::399 miles, 7 hrs, 36 min 
:2. 2229 East 46th Street, Cleveland, OH ("Julie's" house) 
::.3 miles, 2 min 
:3. 2229 East 40th Street, Cleveland, OH (alternate address given by resident @ julie's 
::31.8 mi, 35 min 
:4. 4:25 PM: 9746 State Route 14, Streetsboro, OH (Sheetz convenience store where Chris refueled on the way home) 
::315 ft 
:5. 4:29 PM: 9780 State Route 14, Streetsboro, OH (Sonic fast food where Chris ate after refueling) 
::350 mi, 6 hrs 58 min
:6. 14 Branchland Court (Back to Chris's house)

Times: 
This section is just conjecture for now, I will try and do some more research to get more accurate information. Not sure what can be done as far as accuracy goes since the trip was 2 years ago and the chandlers are famous for not answering their phone, but I'll do what I can intelligently.

the recorded times we have for the trip are 4:25 @ the gas station, then 4:29 at Sonic (loyal to a fault, eh?). The sonic is right off the interstate, and the one hamburger at 4 in the afternoon probably took about 5 minutes to come out, and an estimated 5 minutes to eat and leave at around 4:40. With the 7 hour drive home as estimated by Google Maps this places Chris back home a little before midnight assuming traffic laws were obeyed. of course, Chris didn't make it back until 3 AM the following morning so he f'ed up along the way. He brought a novel, it's safe to say he read some of it while at Sonic.

working backwards, assuming he left the second location with the intention of gassing up and going home he left that location at approximately 3:45, taking 35 minutes to get to the station and put in ~6.5 gallons over the course of 5 minutes. NOTE: receipt is from a physical pump and so was prepaid with a card.

I'm going to estimate for now approximately 30 minutes of dickery at both locations, putting him at the old lady's house @ 3:15. factoring in a 7.5 hour drive has him leaving his parents' house at 7:45. He actually left at 5:30 according to the emily transcript, so there's about two hours missing from their that could be any number of factors. I doubt chris can go 7.5 hours without eating, and since he had a book with him he probably sat at the table eating for a while.

*don't forget he stopped at a toll booth and locked his keys in his car, more like a troll booth am i rite -[[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 20:50, 29 May 2011 (PDT)

*yeah, saw a lot of details in the Emily transcript. Gonna try and figure out when stuff actually went down. Try and get in touch with the old lady he spoke with, etc --[[User:Tomgirl4life|Tomgirl4life]] 20:55, 29 May 2011 (PDT)
Format:

Summary at top

background

the trip itself

fallout

--will fill out the above sections later; I'm at work right now

I looked up the address that was given for Julie's Residence, the house is known as the Andrew Dall House and is listed in the National Registry of Historic Places. Andrew Dall was a builder in the 1800's - early 1900's, not sure if there was any significance in the address that was given or if it was just a random address; probably the latter.
*A page on the trip itself might be interesting, depending on how you do it. Not a totally bad idea though, if you need to know anything, I can see about asking the people involved.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:01, 30 May 2011 (PDT)

File:Sonicohio.jpg

2011-05-30T14:52:08Z

Meeko: Found via yelp

Found via yelp

Curse-ye-ha-me-ha

2011-04-26T11:13:01Z

Meeko: Undo revision 138544 by FuckYou (talk)

[[Image:Cwcyehameha_crop.gif|center|CURSE YE HA ME HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]]
{{RageQuote|CURSE-YE-HA-ME- HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!}}

[[Image:138-CurseYeHaMeHa.jpg|thumb|Yep.]]

The '''Curse-ye-ha-me-ha''', also referred to as '''Shin-ye-ha-me-ha''', is the [[retard|special]] finishing move of doom used by [[Chris]] when battling [[jerkops]], [[manajerks]], [[trolls]], and [[Mary Lee Walsh]].

It is performed exactly the same way as the famed Kamehameha maneuver used in the [[anime]] series ''Dragon Ball'' and ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]'': by doing silly choreographed poses and slowly yelling the name of [[Wikipedia:Kamehameha I|a famous]] [[Surfshack Tito|Hawaiian]] [[Wikipedia:Kamehameha|king]]. It's also possible that Chris was inspired by a scene in ''[[Excel Saga]]'', where the characters at one point perform a "Nabehameha"; a parody of the Kamehameha named after the series director, Shinichi "Nabeshin" Watanabe. If not directly inspired by ''Excel Saga'', it likely at least caused Chris to think of deriving his own version of the famous attack.

And yes, Chris has done this in public...

==Execution and effect==

In keeping with the [[Dragon Ball Z|Kamehameha]] maneuver he stole it from, the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha must be delivered slowly, with each syllable deliberately pronounced as the user summons his chi, finally ending with the last "ha!" and a blast of power followed by peace for the [[troll]] [[jerkop]] or [[manajerk]]. For optimal results, say it like the [[new narrator]] says it.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQfYyY24aCo#t=4m08s Sonichu - Subepisode 3! The Audiobook! Christian Chandler and Sonichu in "Witch Confront!"]</ref>

When desired, the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha can act as a standard energy blast to vaporize enemies. However, in other situations, the attack has no immediately apparent effects. Therein lies the "curse"—the attacker has subtly hexed the victim, guaranteeing that he will soon suffer unbearable misfortune.

While negotiating the production of [[Sonichu]] [[video games]] with [[Nintendo]], [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] informed Chris that "curse" is considered offensive in Japanese culture, and so all references to the spell have been changed to "Shin-ye-ha-me-ha." By August 2009 Chris had become more willing to revert to the original name when sufficiently angry.

A less theatrical version of the move, the '''Curse Shot''', is delivered by simply holding out one's hand in the shape of a gun and miming the act of shooting the target. This achieves the same sort of ominous misfortune without requiring several minutes of preparation, which is handy if you're running away from mall security. This may or may not be inspired by "YuYu Hakusho", another anime series that aired on Cartoon Network, where the main character's signature attack was a similar move known as the "Spirit Gun". On a few occasions, he has performed a variation on this theme using his [[Megatron pistol]].

==Purpose==

Aside from creating the impression that Chris has delusions of godhood, the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha allows him to feel some sense of control over his world. Chris is too weak, stupid, and cowardly to directly act against those who give him [[stress]], but his curses require no effort from him except his own faith in their power. As long as it is impossible to prove the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha has no effect, Chris can allow himself to believe the universe will ultimately destroy his enemies, giving him a sense of triumph.

==Yes, he actually does this in public==

<blockquote>"So, I got kicked out from the [[McDonald's]], not the [[Wal-Mart]], for the rest of the day. Now for what happened today, I was starting to setup my things, and the B-Manajerk was getting in my face (I feel that he really hates me), and he was like, “Don’t set up your stuff. Don’t push me.” I was not going to use the Nintendo DS sign today, anyway. But he did not want my [[Pixelblocks|Pixelblock]] sculptors at all. I stood up against that Manajerk; I continued to build, and I dictated my situation into his face (with a song and dance). He went up to the [[W-M-Manajerk|Wal-Mart Manajerk]], and he was like, “Hey, Let’s talk.” But I sat silent for a minute, then I said to him, “I do not speek to any Man other than myself, because they all have taken all the pretty girls leaving me with none.” [[Virgin with rage|Verbal Combat]] had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many “[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Has]].” I nearly backed up onto him with my car, and I gave him another finger. Then I dashed off."<ref>From the 22 June 2005 entry in [[CWC's Diary]]</ref> </blockquote>

In addition to his performance of the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha at Wal-Mart, key slanderous trolls have revealed that Chris performed the curse live and in person in the office of [[Mary Lee Walsh]], resulting in his suspension from [[PVCC]]. A documented performance of this attack has been recorded and it is shown in [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|this]] video.

==Yes, he actually thinks this works==
In [[Mailbag 18]], when asked if he thinks his powers actually work, Chris commented:

{{quote|I have learned about the Curses actually working firstly when I cursed the real-life Mary Lee Walsh; then I later heard that her reputation at PVCC went DOWN (yes, mostly due to my references in the pages), but then things got worse for her, and even though I forgave her for her misdeed on interrupting my Sweetheart Search, I feel she definitely got what she deserved for her misdeed. Later, I cursed one [[Clyde Cash|specific Troll]] (I forget who); shortly later, I learn that troll came down with a [[wikipedia:common cold|life-threatening ailment]].|Chris, 06:28, 15 December 2009 (CET), [[Mailbag 18]]}}

[[Chris and his ego|Chris actually believes he has magic powers to curse people.]] Chris, as usual, [[fail|fails]], this time with confusing correlation and causation - just because Mary Lee Walsh's reputation went down (even if we take Chris's biased view of Ms. Walsh at face value), it does not necessarily follow that it's a result of a curse-ye-ha-me-ha attack. This appears to stem from his inflated sense of self-importance: because he sees himself as an innocent man, he seems to believe that [[GodJesus|God]] has granted him magical powers with which to curse those who dare wrong him, a good example of his detachment from [[Chris and reality|reality]].

The following excerpt from the [[Katie Bay E-mails 6|Katie Bay e-mails]] describes his process of emitting a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha:

{{quote|I have learned from my experiences that a CURSE or a BLESSING shot is mainly comprised of the respective Enraged or Caring you are currently feeling. I DO NOT ENCOURAGE YOU DO THIS, but I will tell you for your information. When cursing, I feel enraged or really angry; I channel that energy between my hands, gathering them in and throwing them towards either the target I'm angry at, or the ground or skyward; a choice of words are optional, but they do seem to add more oomph to the attack.|Chris, summoning metaphysical energy}}

It must be reiterated that Chris actually thinks this works.

==Known victims==

In the comics, Chris applies the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha to Mary Lee Walsh and one of the Jerkops, and these stories may reflect the two known public instances, or separate incidents, or purely wishful thinking. The curse seems to have had no effect on Walsh, even in fiction--after being seemingly atomized in [[Sub-Episode 3]], she simply returned none the worse for wear.

On 15 [[January 2009]], Chris delivered a Shin-ye-ha-me-ha [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009|via YouTube]] to every troll who has contributed to his [[ED]] page and to [[4chan]].

[[CChanSonichuCWC]], the dreaded brown-striped impostor, was on the receiving end of a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha in a [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|14 August 2009 video]].

However, on 16 [[August 2009]] Chris elected to lift the curses he had previously unleashed, and performed the "Forgiveness Blessings" in a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|video]] to demonstrate his grace. During this retraction Chris claimed to have used the Curse Shot on over fifty men during his [[Love Quest]].

Due to the production of [[Audiobook]] DVDs, Chris has cursed [[Vivian Gee]] and anyone involved with the project.

On 1 [[February 2010]], Chris [[Address_to_Mao,_the_S.O.B.|cursed Mao Ling]], operator of the [[Asperpedia]], in response to a series of offensive advertisements on the [[CWCipedia]]. He was later coerced into delivering an [[Chris and Remorse|insincere forgiveness blessing]].

On 2 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Surfshack Tito (video)|performed a Curse Shot]] on [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] in response to his [[PSN]] account being hacked [[BlueSpike|yet]] [[Jack Thaddeus#PSN Hax|again]]. [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|This comes after Chris said that cursing people was evil, and that he would atone for it.]] [[Chris and hypocrisy|Hypocrite.]]

==Fan videos==

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| video = {{#ev:youtube|99nZKlLLCWM}}
| Stardate = 19 [[July 2009]]
| Maker = [[Vivian Gee]]
| Subject =
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = [[Virgin with Rage]]
| video = {{#ev:youtube|WWmRqsQ6JJ4}}
| Stardate = 12 [[December 2009]]
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IRAwEsOmE IRAwEsOmE]
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==Sauce==
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{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]
[[Category:Special Attacks]]

List of Chris-chan videos, 2008

2011-04-26T11:12:28Z

Meeko: Undo revision 138545 by FuckYou (talk)

[[Image:Stress.jpg|thumb|right|In 2008, Chris crashed into slumber]]

The following is a '''list of videos''' featuring [[Christian Weston Chandler]] in [[2008]].

Prior to [[August 2008|August]], Chris had not made a single video since addressing his initial response to his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article in [[November 2007]]. After months of trying to attack ED by [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|hacking the site]], exposing [[Lucas|their]] [[Mimms|agents]], and rally support IRL, Chris finally returned to YouTube to berate ED and summon his online fan base to destroy the site. The sudden swell of attention Chris received for his August 2008 videos apparently left quite an impression on him, and it has remained a prominent form of communication for him ever since.

Chris's 2008 videos chronicle his utterly disastrous war on ED, his waffling between [[Blanca Weiss]] and [[PandaHalo]] as potential [[sweethearts]], and the release of nude photos and videos. In spite of this, nothing could drive Chris away from YouTube except his [[video games]], and the autumn saw the first real dry spell as Chris spent eight weeks producing nothing but dull footage from [[LittleBigPlanet]]. Finally in December he returned to form, offering his sympathies to a man named [[Clyde Cash]].

{{clear}}
<onlyinclude>
Chris produced or appeared in 29 videos in 2008.

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! style="min-width: 120px;" | Date
! Title
! Topics
! Saga
! Style
! Shirt
! Source
! Media
! Description

|-
| 03 [[August 2008]]
| [[CWC's Second Message]]
| {{Trollsicon}} {{Homos}} {{Comics}} {{Galpals}} {{Rumors}}
| {{ED}}
| {{Rage}}{{Tragedy}}
| {{RedShirt}}
| [[Youtube#Sonichu_.28May_2007_-_September_2008.29|Sonichu]]
| {{Live}}
| After months of trying to either ignore or edit the Encyclopedia Dramatica page, Christian explodes with fury. He demands the ED page be taken down and angrily blames the article for ruining his relationship with [[Megan]].

|-
| 06 [[August 2008]]
| [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)]]
| {{Comics}} {{Trollsicon}}
| {{ED}}
| {{Reason}}{{Rage}}
| {{PokeShirt}}
| [[Youtube#Sonichu_.28May_2007_-_September_2008.29|Sonichu]]
| {{Live}}
| Chris, believing that a vast online Sonichu fan base exists to serve as his personal army, addresses only those Sonichu fans who do not hate him, telling them to send hate e-mail to [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] until the Encyclopedia Dramatica page is deleted, so that he can work on his Sonichu comics in peace.

|-
| 08 [[August 2008]]
| [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction]]
| {{Comics}}
| {{ED}}
| {{Reason}} {{Comedy}}
| {{SouthAfricaFlagShirt}}
| [[Youtube#Sonichu_.28May_2007_-_September_2008.29|Sonichu]]
| {{Live}}
| Christian realizes that Encyclopedia Dramatica is down, and commands his followers to withhold donations for a new server. To sweeten the deal, he provides a sneak preview of the Ghostbusters skitch from the long-awaited [[Sonichu 7]].

|-
| 15 [[August 2008]]
| [[An Official Sonichu Update]]
| {{Comics}} {{Video games}}
| {{ED}}
| 
| {{SeaGreenPolo}}
| [[Youtube#Sonichu_.28May_2007_-_September_2008.29|Sonichu]]
| {{Live}}
| In this video Chris concedes that, despite his best efforts, Encyclopedia Dramatica has successfully raised the funds needed to remain in operation, although he does not really admit failure in his campaign. Chris also reads from a form letter sent to him by Nintendo of America, and makes a personal army request for more e-fame.

|-
| 28 [[August 2008]]
| [[Sonichu Game Talk]] Part 1
| {{Video games}}
| 
| 
| {{SeaGreenPolo}}
| [[Youtube#Sonichu_.28May_2007_-_September_2008.29|Sonichu]]
| {{Live}}
| In a two-part video, Chris discusses the upcoming Sonichu video game by [[JK Productions]], which he would later discover was an elaborate prank.

|-
| 28 [[August 2008]]
| [[Sonichu Game Talk]] Part 2
| {{Video games}}
| 
| 
| {{SeaGreenPolo}}
| [[Youtube#Sonichu_.28May_2007_-_September_2008.29|Sonichu]]
| {{Live}}
| In a two-part video, Chris discusses the upcoming Sonichu video game by [[JK Productions]], which he would later discover was an elaborate prank.

|-
| 11 [[September 2008]]
| [[Christian's Update 11 September 2008|Christian's Update Sept. 11, 2008]]
| {{Trollsicon}}
| {{Blanca}} {{Hill}}
| {{Tragedy}}
| {{BlueRedSleeveRugby}}
| [[Youtube#Sonichu_.28May_2007_-_September_2008.29|Sonichu]]
| {{Live}}
| Chris realizes [[Blanca]] is a troll after nudes are leaked. He also asks his fans not to buy the Sonichu merchandise created by [[Jimmy Hill]].

|-
| 13 [[September 2008]]
| [[Christian's Update 13 September 2008|Christian's Update Sept. 13, 2008]]
| {{Video games}} {{Comics}}
| {{Blanca}} {{Hill}}
| 
| {{JerkopShirt}}
| [[Youtube#Sonichu_.28May_2007_-_September_2008.29|Sonichu]]
| {{Live}}
| Chris now insists that Blanca is real and not responsible for tricking him after all. Chris goes on to inform his fans of bootleg Sonichu merchandise sold by Jimmy Hill, and calls for a boycott. He also gives an update on the progress of the Sonichu video game.

|-
| 24 [[September 2008]]
| [[Chris Chan Update 24 September 2008|Chris Chan Update September 24, 2008]]
| {{Galpals}} {{Music}}
| {{Panda}} {{Stackhouse}}
| 
| {{DogShirt}}
| [[Youtube#CChan6789_.28September_2008_-_March_2009.29|CChan6789]]
| {{Live}}
| After nearly two weeks of near-total silence following the 9/11 attacks, Chris decides it is necessary to assure his fans that he has not committed suicide. He also implores his fans not to persecute Adam Stackhouse, as Chris himself has found it in his heart to forgive him for cheating in the Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown contest. Chris declares his eternal love for [[PandaHalo]] and sings "Never Gonna Give You Up" for her.

|-
| 25 [[September 2008]]
| [[Chris Sex Videos|Chrischan the Elephant]]
| 
| {{Panda}}
| {{Crazy}}
| {{GreenWhiteStripe}}
| {{Leaked}}
| {{Live}}
| Chris pretends to be an elephant for PandaHalo.

|-
| 25 [[September 2008]]
| [[Chris Sex Videos|Chrischan the Chicken]]
| 
| {{Panda}}
| {{Crazy}}
| {{GreenWhiteStripe}}
| {{Leaked}}
| {{Live}}
| Chris pretends to be a chicken for PandaHalo.

|-
| 25 [[September 2008]]
| [[Chris Sex Videos|Chrischan Undressing]]
| {{Sex}}
| {{Panda}}
| {{Crazy}}
| {{GreenWhiteStripe}}
| {{Leaked}}
| {{Live}}
| Chris undresses for PandaHalo.

|-
| 25 [[September 2008]]
| [[Chris Sex Videos|Long.mp4]]
| {{Sex}}
| {{Panda}}
| {{Crazy}}
| {{GreenWhiteStripe}}
| {{Leaked}}
| {{Live}}
| Chris begins masturbating for PandaHalo.

|-
| 25 [[September 2008]]
| [[Chris Sex Videos|Jizz.flv]]
| {{Sex}}
| {{Panda}}
| {{Crazy}}
| {{GreenWhiteStripe}}
| {{Leaked}}
| {{Live}}
| Chris ejaculates for PandaHalo.

|-
| 04 [[October 2008]]
| [[We're Being Watched|Chris Chan Aeon Flux 100408]]
| {{Trollsicon}}
| {{Blanca}}
| {{Crazy}}
| {{GreenBlackTrim}}
| [[Youtube#CChan6789_.28September_2008_-_March_2009.29|CChan6789]]
| {{Live}}
| Chris attempts to mimic ''Æon Flux'' and warns trolls to stop spying on him and Blanca.

|-
| 09 October 2008
| [[Chris Chan Update 9 October 2008|Chris Chan Update October 9, 2008]]
| {{Trollsicon}}
| {{Blanca}}
| 
| {{OrangeShirt}}
| [[Youtube#CChan6789_.28September_2008_-_March_2009.29|CChan6789]]
| {{Live}}
| Christian issues a statement regarding the revelation that the trolls, acting as Blanca, have obtained his Sonichu medallion. He admits to having sent Blanca the medallion, but claims she has already returned it and that he has modified it to make it more difficult for trolls to make unofficial copies.

|-
| 13 October 2008
| [[Chris Chan Update 13 October 2008|Chris Chan Update Columbus Day, 2008]]
| {{Video games}}
| {{Hill}}
| 
| {{DogShirt}}
| [[Youtube#CChan6789_.28September_2008_-_March_2009.29|CChan6789]]
| {{Live}}
| Chris praises LittleBigPlanet and complains that Jimmy Hill's Sonichu toy is just a recolor of a Sonic toy.

|-
| 21 October 2008
| [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|Chris Chan Update October 21, 2008]]
| 
| {{Blanca}} {{Hill}}
| {{Tragedy}}
| {{VertRedShirt}}
| [[Youtube#CChan6789_.28September_2008_-_March_2009.29|CChan6789]]
| {{Live}}
| Christian issues a statement on Blanca breaking up with him over the photo of himself wearing his mother's underwear. He also takes time to complain about rickyricardo123 stealing his medallion and Jimmy Hill plagiarizing his Sonichu.

|-
| 27 October 2008
| [[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008|Chris Chan Q&A 10272008]]
| {{Comics}}
| 
| 
| {{ClassicShirt}}
| [[Youtube#CChan6789_.28September_2008_-_March_2009.29|CChan6789]]
| {{Live}}
| In an effort to get the heart-shattered Chris back in the mood to draw comics and post videos, the #sonichu chatroom convinced him to do a Q&A session, answering questions from his fans. This clip is perhaps best remembered for Christian's mockery of trolls who act like girls, which is ironic coming from a man who has worn his mother's underwear.

|-
| 27 October 2008
| [[Sonichu & Chris Chan in Guitar Hero World Tour]]
| {{Video games}} {{Music}}
| 
| 
| 
| [[Youtube#CChan6789_.28September_2008_-_March_2009.29|CChan6789]]
| {{Direct Feed}}
| Mentioned in the previous video, Chris introduces his representation of himself, and Sonichu artwork on his guitar, in Guitar Hero World Tour. Chris performs Pat Benatar's "Heartbreaker" in the game.

|-
| 27 October 2008
| [[LittleBigPlanet videos|Sonichu Episode 1 LittleBiGPlanet Level ]]
| {{Video games}}
| 
| 
| 
| [[Youtube#CChan6789_.28September_2008_-_March_2009.29|CChan6789]]
| {{Direct Feed}}
| First in a series of seven boring videos devoted to Chris's newest toy, [[LittleBigPlanet]].

|-
| 28 October 2008
| [[LittleBigPlanet videos|Sonichu EP1 LBP Level Race]]
| {{Video games}}
| 
| 
| 
| [[Youtube#CChan6789_.28September_2008_-_March_2009.29|CChan6789]]
| {{Direct Feed}}
| Second in a series of seven boring videos devoted to LittleBigPlanet.

|-
| 29 October 2008
| [[LittleBigPlanet videos|A New Sonichu EP1 LBP Level Secret ]]
| {{Video games}}
| 
| 
| 
| [[Youtube#CChan6789_.28September_2008_-_March_2009.29|CChan6789]]
| {{Direct Feed}}
| Third in a series of seven boring videos devoted to LittleBigPlanet.

|-
| 14 November 2008
| [[LittleBigPlanet videos|CWC's Aqua Teen Hunger Force-Styled Burgertime Level]]
| {{Video games}}
| 
| 
| 
| [[Youtube#CChan6789_.28September_2008_-_March_2009.29|CChan6789]]
| {{Direct Feed}}
| Fourth in a series of seven boring videos devoted to LittleBigPlanet.

|-
| 14 November 2008
| [[LittleBigPlanet videos|CWC's Sonichu Costume for Sackboy.]]
| {{Video games}}
| 
| 
| 
| [[Youtube#CChan6789_.28September_2008_-_March_2009.29|CChan6789]]
| {{Direct Feed}}
| Fifth in a series of seven boring videos devoted to LittleBigPlanet.

|-
| 17 November 2008
| [[LittleBigPlanet videos|CWC's LittleBiGPlanet Collector's Case]]
| {{Video games}}
| 
| 
| 
| [[Youtube#CChan6789_.28September_2008_-_March_2009.29|CChan6789]]
| {{Direct Feed}}
| Sixth in a series of seven boring videos devoted to LittleBigPlanet.

|-
| 17 November 2008
| [[LittleBigPlanet videos|CWC's Personal LBP Collector's Case]]
| {{Video games}}
| 
| 
| 
| [[Youtube#CChan6789_.28September_2008_-_March_2009.29|CChan6789]]
| {{Direct Feed}}
| Seventh in a series of seven boring videos devoted to LittleBigPlanet.

|-
| 24 November 2008
| [[PS3 History Level|LBC1-CWC's PlayStation 3 History]]
| {{Video games}}
| 
| 
| 
| [[Youtube#CChan6789_.28September_2008_-_March_2009.29|CChan6789]]
| {{Direct Feed}}
| Chris's LittleBigPlanet level showcasing his feelings about the [[PS3]], for entry in a LBP contest.

|-
| 28 December 2008
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008|CWC Update 12282008 ]]
| {{Video games}} {{Comics}}
| {{Clyde}}
| {{Tragedy}}
| {{VertRedShirt}}
| [[Youtube#CChan6789_.28September_2008_-_March_2009.29|CChan6789]]
| {{Live}}
| Chris's first on-screen video appearance in over two months. He thanks his fans for helping him win a gift card in the GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes, and offers condolences to the family of [[Ryan Cash]], a boy who killed himself out of despair of ever seeing [[Sonichu 8]] completed. Chris vows to get back to work on the comics.
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List of Chris's PSN video downloads

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Movies, TV episodes, and other '''PSN video downloads''' make up a significant portion of [[Chris]]'s ongoing [[PlayStation Network]] spending spree. Data extracted from his PSN account show that he's bought hundreds of dollars worth of videos, a partial accounting of which follows below.

Almost all of his downloads are animated TV shows and movies, mainly predictable Chris favorites like ''[[Family Guy]]'' and [[Adult Swim]] series. A couple of selections stick out in odd ways, though, particularly Richard Linklater's indie feature ''[[Wikipedia:A Scanner Darkly (film)|A Scanner Darkly]]'', based on the [[Wikipedia:Philip K. Dick|Philip K. Dick]] novel of the same name. Chris might be a fan of complex postmodern science-fiction stories, but then he also might just download anything and everything that is advertised on [[Wikipedia:G4 (TV channel)|G4]]. It's also possible he thought there would be sexy women in it, as most of the feature films he's purchased that aren't aimed at children are aimed at [[Virgin with rage|desperate virgins]].

Although Chris's PSN account consists almost entirely of one wasteful impulse buy after another, his video download collection includes some especially obvious examples. He bought every episode (24 in all) of the harem [[anime]] series ''[[Wikipedia:Shuffle!|Shuffle!]]'' at a price of $2 an episode, or nearly $50 altogether, when he could have as easily bought the same episodes on DVD from any number of online discount retailers for less.

Add it all up and the tab for Chris's PSN video collection comes to more than $550, as of late [[February 2010]].

==The videos==

===''[[Wikipedia:12 oz. Mouse|12 oz. Mouse]]''===
*Season 1, Episode 1, "Hired"
*Season 1, Episode 2, "Signals"
*Season 1, Episode 3, "Rooster"

===''2008 Presidential Election Biographies''===
*Episode 1, "[[Barack Obama]]"
*Episode 2, "John McCain"

===''[[American Dad!]]''===
*Season 1, Episode 1, "[[Wikipedia:Pilot (American Dad!)|Pilot]]"
*Season 1, Episode 3, "[[Wikipedia:Stan Knows Best|Stan Knows Best]]"
*Season 1, Episode 14, "[[Wikipedia:Stannie Get Your Gun|Stannie Get Your Gun]]"
*Season 2, Episode 5, "[[Wikipedia:Dungeons and Wagons|Dungeons and Wagons]]"
*Season 3, Episode 1, "[[Wikipedia:Vacation Goo|Vacation Goo]]"
*Season 3, Episode 2, "[[Wikipedia:Meter Made|Meter Made]]"
*Season 3, Episode 5, "[[Wikipedia:Haylias|Haylias]]"
*Season 3, Episode 16, "[[Wikipedia:Spring Break Up|Spring Break Up]]"
*Season 4, Episode 6, "[[Wikipedia:Pulling Double Booty|Pulling Double Booty]]"
*Season 4, Episode 12, "[[Wikipedia:Roy Rogers McFreely|Roy Rogers McFreely]]"
*Season 4, Episode 13, "[[Wikipedia:Jack's Back|Jack's Back]]"
*Season 5, Episode 7, "[[Wikipedia:My Morning Straight Jacket|My Morning Straight Jacket]]"
*Season 5, Episode 12, "[[Wikipedia:May the Best Stan Win|May the Best Stan Win]]"
*Season 5, Episode 13, "[[Wikipedia:Return of the Bling|Return of the Bling]]"

===''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]''===
*Season 6, Episode 1, "Robots are Everywhere"
*Season 6, Episode 2, "Sirens"
*Season 6, Episode 3, "Redickulous"
*Season 6, Episode 4, "Hoppy Bunny"
*Season 6, Episode 5, "Laser Lenses"
*Season 6, Episode 6, "Couple Skate"
*Season 6, Episode 7, "Dummy Love"
*Season 6, Episode 8, "The Marines"
*Season 6, Episode 9, "Bible Fruit"
*Season 7, Episode 5, "Creature From The Plaque Lagoon"
*Season 7, Episode 6, "Time Machine"
*Season 7, Episode 7, "Pink Man"
*Season 7, Episode 8, "Fry Legs"
*Season 7, Episode 9, "Der Inflatable Fuhrer"
*Season 7, Episode 10, "The Last One Forever and Ever"
*Season 8, Episode 1, "Rabbot Redux"
*Season 8, Episode 2, "Rubberman"
*Season 8, Episode 3, "Eggball"

===''[[The Boondocks]]''===
*Season 2, Episode 11, "The Hunger Strike"
*Season 2, Episode 14, "The Uncle Ruckus Reality Show"

===''[[The Cleveland Show]]''===
*Season 1, Episode 1, "Pilot"
*Season 1, Episode 2, "Da Doggone Daddy Daughter Dinner Dance"
*Season 1, Episode 3, "The One about Friends"
*Season 1, Episode 4, "Birth of a Salesman"
*Season 1, Episode 5, "Cleveland Jr's Cherry Bomb"
*Season 1, Episode 6, "Ladies Night"
*Season 1, Episode 7, "A Brown Thanksgiving"
*Season 1, Episode 8, "From Bed To Worst"
*Season 1, Episode 9, "A Cleveland Brown Christmas"
*Season 1, Episode 10, "Field Of Streams"
*Season 1, Episode 11, "Love Rollercoaster"
*Season 1, Episode 12, "Our Gang"
*Season 1, Episode 13, "Buried Pleasures"
*Season 1, Episode 14, "Curious Case of Jr. Working at the Stool"

===''[[Wikipedia:Code Monkeys|Code Monkeys]]''===
*Season 1, Episode 1, "The Woz"
*Season 1, Episode 5, "Just One Of The Gamers"
*Season 1, Episode 10, "Third Reich's The Charm"
*Season 1, Episode 12, "Vegas, Baby!"
*Season 2, Episode 1, "The Story of 420"
*Season 2, Episode 4, "Dave Gets Boobs"
*Season 2, Episode 5, "Valley of the Silicon Dolls"
*Season 2, Episode 6, "The Kid is Mine"
*Season 2, Episode 8, "Drunken Office Party"

===''[[Family Guy]]''===
*Season 1, Episode 1, "Death Has A Shadow"
*Season 1, Episode 2, "I Never Met the Dead Man"
*Season 1, Episode 3, "Chitty Chitty Death Bang"
*Season 2, Episode 12, "Fifteen Minutes of Shame"
*Season 2, Episode 13, Road To Rhode Island "
*Season 2, Episode 14, "Let's Go to the Hop"
*Season 2, Episode 19, "The Story On Page 1"
*Season 3, Episode 5, "...And The Wiener Is"
*Season 3, Episode 8, "Kiss Seen Round The World"
*Season 3, Episode 10, "Fish Out Of Water"
*Season 3, Episode 14, "Peter Griffin - Husband, Father...Brother?"
*Season 3, Episode 16, "A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas"
*Season 3, Episode 18, "From Method To Madness"
*Season 3, Episode 20, "Road to Europe"
*Season 4, Episode 4, "Don't Make Me Over"
*Season 4, Episode 19, "Brian Sings and Swings"
*Season 4, Episode 22, "Sibling Rivalry"
*Season 4, Episode 23, "Deep Throats"
*Season 5, Episode 2, "Mother Tucker"
*Season 5, Episode 3, "Hell Comes to Quahog"
*Season 5, Episode 5, "Whistle While Your Wife Works"
*Season 5, Episode 6, "Prick Up Your Ears"
*Season 5, Episode 8, "Barely Legal"
*Season 5, Episode 9, "Road to Rupert"
*Season 5, Episode 18, "Meet The Quagmires"
*Season 6, Episode 1, "Movin' Out (Brian's Song)"
*Season 6, Episode 3, "Family Guy 100th Episode Special"
*Season 6, Episode 7, "Peter's Daughter"
*Season 6, Episode 12, "Long John Peter"
*Season 7, Episode 1, "Love Blactually"
*Season 7, Episode 2, "I Dream Of Jesus"
*Season 7, Episode 3, "Road to Germany"
*Season 7, Episode 4, "Baby Not On Board"
*Season 7, Episode 5, "The Man With Two Brians"
*Season 7, Episode 6, "Tales Of A 3rd Grade Nothing"
*Season 7, Episode 7, "Oceans 3 ½"
*Season 7, Episode 9, "The Juice Is Loose"
*Season 7, Episode 10, "Fox-y Lady"
*Season 7, Episode 11, "Not All Dogs Go To Heaven"
*Season 7, Episode 13, "Stew-Roids"
*Season 7, Episode 14, "We Love You Conrad"
*Season 8, Episode 1, "Road to Multi-verse"
*Season 8, Episode 3, "Spies Reminiscent of Us"
*Season 8, Episode 4, "Brian's Got A Brand New Bag"
*Season 8, Episode 5, "Hannah Banana"
*Season 8, Episode 6, "Quagmire's Baby"
*Season 8, Episode 7, "Jerome Is The New Black"
*Season 8, Episode 8, "Dog Gone"
*Season 8, Episode 9, "Business Guy"
*Season 8, Episode 10, "Big Man on Hippocampus"
*Season 8, Episode 11, "Dial Meg For Murder"

===''[[Wikipedia:Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends|Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends]]]''===
*Season 1, Episode 7, "Store Wars"
*Season 2, Episode 7, "Mac Daddy"
*Season 3, Episode 7, "Go Goo Go"
*Season 3, Episode 8, "The Big Cheese"

===''[[Ghostbusters|Ghost Hunters]]''===
*Season 2, Episode 4, "DeVille's House and Brennan's Restaurant"
*Season 2, Episode 11, "Tasmania Death Sentence"
*Season 2, Episode 21, "Haunted Lighthouse"
*Season 3, Episode 20, "Ghost Hunters: Return to St. Augustine"
*Season 5, Episode 15, "A Bat Out of Hell"

===''GT Bonus Round''===
*Season 3, Episode 5, "D.I.C.E. 2009 - The State of the Console War"
*Season 3, Episode 6, "D.I.C.E. 2009 - User Generated Content & DLC"
*Season 3, Episode 7, "D.I.C.E. 2009 - The Game Review Process"
*Season 3, Episode 8, "D.I.C.E. 2009 - The Metacritic Conundrum"
*Season 3, Episode 9, "GDC 2009 - Gaming in the Recession"
*Season 3, Episode 10, "GDC 2009 - Gaming in the Recession: On Live & The Used Game Market"
*Season 3, Episode 11, "GDC 2009 - Gaming in the Recession: The Future of Game Prices"
*Season 3, Episode 12, "GDC 2009 - Gaming in the Recession: User Questions"
*Season 3, Episode 15, "E3 Preview - Sony at E3 2009"
*Season 3, Episode 16, "E3 Preview - Nintendo at E3 2009"
*Season 3, Episode 31, "Games of Fall Part 2: Assassin's Creed II & Brutal Legend"

===''[Wikipedia:Gunslinger Girl|Gunslinger Girl]]''===
*Season 1, Episode 1, "Fratello (Siblings)"
*Season 1, Episode 2, "Orione (Orion)"
*Season 1, Episode 3, "Ragazzo (Boy)"
*Season 1, Episode 4, "Bambola (Doll)"
*Season 1, Episode 5, "Promessa (Promise)"
*Season 1, Episode 6, "Gelato (Frozen)"
*Season 1, Episode 7, "Protezione (Protection)"
*Season 1, Episode 8, "Il Principe del regno della pasta (The Prince of the Kingdom of Pasta)"
*Season 1, Episode 9, "Lycorsi Radiata Herb (Be Struck Off Herb)"
*Season 1, Episode 10, "Amare (To Love)"
*Season 1, Episode 11, "Febbre Alta (High Fever)"
*Season 1, Episode 12, "Simbiosi (Symbiosis) (1)"
*Season 1, Episode 13, "Stellacadente (Falling Star)"

===''[[Wikipedia:Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil|Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil]]''===
*Season 1, Episode 1, "He's Not The Messiah, He's a DJ"
*Season 1, Episode 2, "Escapeoke"
*Season 1, Episode 3, "Dildo Factory"
*Season 1, Episode 4, "Temptasia"
*Season 1, Episode 5, "Terry the Teratoma"
*Season 1, Episode 6, "Human Sacrifice"
*Season 1, Episode 7, "The Busboy"
*Season 1, Episode 8, "The Special Fathers vs. The Vampire Altar Boys"
*Season 1, Episode 9, "The Dreamster"
*Season 1, Episode 10, "Satan's School for Girls"
*Season 1, Episode 11, "Untitled Monster Story"

===''[[Monty Python|Monty Python's Flying Circus]]''===
*Season 1, Episode 1, "Whither Canada"
*Season 1, Episode 7, "You're No Fun Anymore"
*Season 1, Episode 8, "Full Frontal Nudity"
*Season 1, Episode 9, "The Ant, an Introduction"
*Season 1, Episode 13, "Intermission"
*Season 2, Episode 1, "Face the Press"
*Season 2, Episode 2, "The Spanish Inquisition"
*Season 2, Episode 5, "Live from the Grill-O-Mat"
*Season 2, Episode 12, "SPAM"
*Season 2, Episode 13, "Royal Episode 13"
*Season 3, Episode 7, "Salad Days"
*Season 4, Episode 4, "Hamlet"
*Season 4, Episode 6, "Party Political Broadcast"
*Personal Best, Episode 3, "John Cleese's Personal Best"
*Personal Best, Episode 5, "Terry Gilliam's Personal Best"

===''[[Wikipedia:Mythbusters|Mythbusters]]''===
*Season 4, Episode 22, "Diet Coke and Mentos"
*Season 7, Episode 15, "Greased Lightening"

===''[[Wikipedia:Parks and Recreation|Parks and Recreation]]''===
*Season 1, Episode 2, "Canvassing"
*Season 1, Episode 3, "The Reporter"

===''[[Peanuts]] Motion Comics''===
*Season 1, Episode 1, "Linus for President / The Election"
*Season 1, Episode 2, "The Sore Arm / Independence Day"
*Season 1, Episode 6, "Dear Santa / I'm New At It"

===''[[Wikipedia:Reno 911!|Reno 911!]]''===
*Season 1, Episode 1, "RENO 911! 101"
*Season 1, Episode 10, "RENO 911! 102"

===''[[Wikipedia:Robot Chicken|Robot Chicken]]''===
*Season 3, Episode 1, "Werewolf vs. Unicorn"
*Season 3, Episode 17, "Bionic Cow"
*Season 4, Episode 1, "Help Me"
*Season 4, Episode 5, "Tell My Mom"

===''[[Wikipedia:Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!|Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!]]''===
*Season 1, Episode 6, "Scared a Lot in Camalot"
*Season 3, Episode 2, "To Switch A Witch"
*Season 3, Episode 10, "Make A Beeline Away From That Feline"

===''[[Wikipedia:Shuffle!|Shuffle!]]''===
*Episode 1, "The Man Who Could Become a God or a Demon!"
*Episode 2, "I Wanted To See You!"
*Episode 3, "Do You Remember?"
*Episode 4, "Egg Omelet of Happiness"
*Episode 5, "Where I Belong"
*Episode 6, "Smile!"
*Episode 7, "Romantic Scramble"
*Episode 8, "Panty Date"
*Episode 9, "Survival Swimming at the Beach"
*Episode 10, "Moonlit Confession"
*Episode 11, "Girls of Summer"
*Episode 12, "Frozen Summer"
*Episode 13, "House of Twilight"
*Episode 14, "Lycoris"
*Episode 15, "What Was Regained"
*Episode 16, "Kikyou"
*Episode 17, "Honest Feelings"
*Episode 18, "The One Rin Loves"
*Episode 19, "Unforgettable Sentiments"
*Episode 20, "Indelible Sin"
*Episode 21, "Where Feelings Go"
*Episode 22, "Towards a New Tomorrow"
*Episode 23, "The Truth Revealed"
*Episode 24, "And… What Is Important"

===''[[The Simpsons]]''===
*Season 3, Episode 13, "Radio Bart"
*Season 4, Episode 9, "Mr. Plow"
*Season 6, Episode 19, "Lisa's Wedding"
*Season 8, Episode 1, "Treehouse of Horror VII"
*Season 14, Episode 8, "The Dad That Knew Too Little"
*Season 20, Episode 4, "Treehouse of Horror XIX"
*Season 20, Episode 17, "The Good The Sad & The Drugly"
*Season 21, Episode 5, "The Devil Wears Nada"
*Season 21, Episode 11, "Million Dollar Maybe"

===''[[Wikipedia:Sit Down, Shut Up (U.S. TV series)|Sit Down, Shut Up]]''===
*Season 1, Episode 1, "Pilot"
*Season 1, Episode 2, "Miracles are Real"
*Season 1, Episode 3, "World's Greatest Teacher"
*Season 1, Episode 4, "Back in Time"
*Season 1, Episode 5, "H.S. Confidential"
*Season 1, Episode 6, "Taming of the Dude"
*Season 1, Episode 10, "Helen & Sue's High School Reunion"
*Season 1, Episode 11, "Math Lab"
*Season 1, Episode 12, "Sped"
*Season 1, Episode 13, "High School Musical Musical (A Musical)"

===''[[South Park]]''===
*Season 1, Episode 1, "Cartman Gets An Anal Probe"
*Season 1, Episode 7, "Pink Eye"
*Season 1, Episode 9, "Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo"
*Season 1, Episode 11, "Tom's Rhinoplasty"
*Season 2, Episode 8, "Summer Sucks"
*Season 2, Episode 17, "Gnomes"
*Season 3, Episode 1, "Choir Tour"
*Season 3, Episode 7, "Cat Orgy"
*Season 3, Episode 11, "Chinpokomon"
*Season 4, Episode 1, "The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000"
*Season 4, Episode 3, "Timmy 2000"
*Season 7, Episode 5, "Fat Butt and Pancake Head"
*Season 9, Episode 4, "Best Friends Forever"
*Season 10, Episode 8, "Make Love, Not Warcraft"
*Season 10, Episode 10, "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy"
*Season 10, Episode 12, "Go God Go"
*Season 10, Episode 13, "Go God Go XII"
*Season 11, Episode 13, "Guitar Queer-O"
*Season 12, Episode 9, "Breast Cancer Show Ever"
*Season 12, Episode 3, "Major Boobage"
*Season 13, Episode 4, "Eat, Pray, Queef"
*Season 13, Episode 8, "Dead Celebrities"
*Season 13, Episode 11, "Whale Whores"
*Season 13, Episode 13, "Dances with Smurfs"

===''[[Wikipedia:Spongebob Squarepants|Spongebob Squarepants]]''===
*Season 1, Episode 5, "Pizza Delivery/Home Sweet Pineapple"
*Season 6, Episode 23, "Truth or Square"

===''[[Wikipedia:Xam'd: Lost Memories|Xam'd: Lost Memories]]''===
*Season 1, Episode 1, "Xam'd at the Dawn of War"
*Season 1, Episode 2, "Blackout on Sentan Island"
*Season 1, Episode 3, "The Way to Freedom"
*Season 1, Episode 4, "Enlightenment"

===''Warner Cartoons Classics''===
*Daffy Duck Volume One, Season 1, Episode 2, "Duck Amuck / Rabbit Fire"
*Bugs Bunny Volume One, Season 1, Episode 7, "Bugs Bunny Gets the Boid / What's Opera, Doc?"
*Bugs Bunny Volume One, Season 1, Episode 6, "The Rabbit of Seville / Rabbit Seasoning"
*Porky Pig Volume One, Season 1, Episode 3, "Corney Concerto / I Haven't Got A Hat"

===''[[Wikipedia:X-Play|X-Play]]''===
*Season 2009, Episode 49, "X-Play's Best of 2009 Awards"
*Season 2009, Episode 50, "X-Play's Golden Mullet Awards 2009"
*Season 2010, Episode 3, "X-Play 1000"

===Feature films and direct-to-video releases===
*''[[Peanuts|A Charlie Brown Christmas]]''
*''[[Peanuts|A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving]]''
*''[[Wikipedia:A Scanner Darkly|A Scanner Darkly]]''
*''[[Virgin with rage|American Virgin]]''
*''[[Wikipedia:Bad Girls from Mars|Bad Girls from Mars]]''
*''[[Wikipedia:Barb Wire (film)|Barb Wire]]''
*''[[Wikipedia:Dead Space: Downfall|Dead Space: Downfall]]''
*''[[Wikipedia:The Happening|The Happening''
*''[[Wikipedia:Hey Arnold!: The Movie|Hey Arnold!: The Movie]]''
*''[[Wikipedia:High School Musical 3: Senior Year|High School Musical 3: Senior Year]]]''
*''[[Wikipedia:Ice Age (film)|Ice Age]]''
*''[[Wikipedia:Ice Age: The Meltdown|Ice Age: The Meltdown]]''
*''[[Wikipedia:No Time for Nuts|No Time for Nuts]]''
*''[[Wikipedia:Jennifer's Body|Jennifer's Body]]''
*''[[Wikipedia:John Tucker Must Die|John Tucker Must Die]]''
*''[[Wikipedia:The Machine Girl|The Machine Girl]]''
*''[[Wikipedia:Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad|Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad]]''
*''[[Wikipedia:Saw (film)|Saw]]''
*''[[Wikipedia:Saw II|Saw II]]''
*''[[Wikipedia:Shaun of the Dead|Shaun of the Dead]]''
*''ThanksKilling''<ref>[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1129441/]</ref>

===Miscellaneous TV shows===
*''[[Wikipedia:Bleach|Bleach]]'', Season 1, Episode 1, "Bleach 1"
*''[[Wikipedia:Blue Mountain State|Blue Mountain State]]'', Season 1, Episode 1, "It's Called Hazing, Look It Up"
*''[[Wikipedia:Bones (TV series)|Bones]]'', Season 4, Episode 25, "The Critic In The Cabernet"
*''[[Wikipedia:Caprica (TV series)|Caprica]]'', Season 1, Episode 2, "Caprica Pilot, Part 2"
*''[[Wikipedia:Dr. Steve-O|Dr. Steve-O]]'', Season 1, Episode 6, "Ladies Men"
*''[[Wikipedia:Exes and Ohs|Exes and Ohs]]'', Season 1, Episode 5, "Pole Dancing and Other Forms of Therapy"
*''GTTV Presents Batman: Arkham Asylum Launched!''
*''[[Wikipedia:Heroes (TV series)|Heroes]]'', Season 4, Episode 10, "Thanksgiving"
*''[[Wikipedia:The Hills|The Hills]]'', Season 5, Episode 1, "Don't Cry On Your Birthday"
*''[[[Wikipedia:House (TV series)|House]]'', Season 3, Episode 4, "Lines in the Sand"
*''[[Wikipedia:I Want a Dog for Christmas, Charlie Brown|I Want a Dog for Christmas, Charlie Brown]]'', Episode 1, "I Want a Dog for Christmas, Charlie Brown"
*''[[Wikipedia:The Jetsons|The Jetsons]]'', Season 1, Episode 2, "A Date With Jet Screamer"
*''[[Wikipedia: The Legend of Neil|The Legend of Neil
]]'', Season 1, Episode 1, "Legend of Neil"
*''[[Wikipedia:Lewis Black's Root of All Evil
|Lewis Black's Root of All Evil]]'', Season 1, Episode 4, "You Tube vs. Porn"
*''MoCap, LLC Uncensored'', Season 1, Episode 2, "Boy Meets Girl, Girl Gets Into Tight Suit"
*''[[Wikipedia:Rugrats|Rugrats]]'', Season 1, Episode 7, "The Alien/Mr. Clean"
*''SaturdayNightLive'', Season 1, Episode 14, "Desi Arnaz / Desi Arnaz, Jr. - February 21, 1976"
*''Stickman Exodus'', Season 1, Episode 1, "Stickman Exodus"

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[List of Chris's PSN game downloads]]
*[[List of Chris's games]] - Chris's complete game collection.
*[[PS3]] - With more info on Chris's PSN misadventures.

{{Lists}}

[[Category:Sony]]
[[Category:Video Games]]
[[Category:PS3]]
[[Category:Lists]]

Toucher and Rich Segment

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[[Image:BaronHarkonnen.jpg|thumb|Chris in "the David Lynch movie of your nightmares."]]

[[Chris]]'s 1 [[May 2009]] video [[For My Sweetest Ivy]] was the focus of a segment of '''''[[Wikipedia:The Toucher and Rich Show|The Toucher and Rich Show]]''''', a Boston-area radio show, that aired on 12 [[May 2009]]. There are some details that the hosts of the show get wrong, like the apparent confusion of [[Ivy]] with [[Megan]], but this is understandable given that their knowledge of him is mostly second-hand.

This is one of the rare discussions of Chris in the mainstream and not by [[trolls|obsessives]] on the [[Internet]]. Notice that no matter how much the hosts try to warp Chris's voice, the original is still the most disturbing.

==The video==
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==Transcript==
'''Toucher:''' Sometimes you don't realize how big something's getting on the internet. We are Toucher and Rich -- Rich Shertenlieb, Crash Clark, Adolfo Gonzalez. My name is Fred Toettcher. Two ways to get involved with the show. Please feel free to instant feedback -- go to WBCN.com and click on "Instant Feedback," or give us a call at 617-931-1041. Here is the deal: we got sent a e-mail from a guy who said, "Look at, this is the most disturbing thing I've seen in a really long time. What the F is up with this guy?" And he was the guy, do you have "I Got A Fish?"

'''Rich:''' I got it right here, yeah. [''Plays clip from "[[I Got A Fish]]:"'']

:'''Chris:''' I got a fish! Would ya like to make a wish? I got a fish! Would ya like to make a wish? I got a fiiiiiiiiish! Would ya like to make a wish? 

'''Toucher:''' And he is a grown man who is standing in a [[Chris's room|room]] full of [[toys]], and he is saying things, uh, this is him describing, do you have the description of what he likes, the spanking, he's kind of describing--

'''Rich:''' Oh no, I don't have that. Do, do some of it.

'''Toucher:''' Yeah, basically he's describing how he likes, uh, there's [[April 16 Fetish Vids|pictures of him]] that have been leaked on the internet wearing [[Butt garments|adult diapers]], uh, he likes being spanked, and that's because [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_April_28th,_2009|that's what adults do]]. Adults like feeling pleasure, uh, out of pain.

'''Rich:''' Right.

'''Toucher:''' Yeah, he is a disturbing young man. And I've been sent since then a bunch of links about this guy. And you know what, I don't remember his name and I don't care to; you'll be able to find him, don't worry about it. [''Laughs''] But, uh, he's got a million videos up on the internet, and he also apparently has a [[comic]] book that he draws and puts up on the internet--

'''Rich:''' Oh boy.

'''Toucher:''' --which is, I don't even want to get into, but which I, which I, from what I, if what I read is true, it's [[Sonichu 10|horribly disturbing]]. So anyway, he's kind of this manchild, he, uh, wears glasses, he looks a little bit like, for lack of a better description, [[Wikipedia:Phillip Seymour Hoffman|Phillip Seymour Hoffman]], almost? Like if he was playing a deranged guy. [''Laughs'']

'''Rich:''' [''Laughs.''] Right.

'''Toucher:''' Alright. So anyway, so from what I've read, there's a whole big, like, there's something that's, uh, that's like Wipi-[[Wikipedia]], but it's like "[[ED|Crapipedia]]" or something? [''Rich laughs.''] There's this big page about this guy, and I don't know if it's true or not, but they reference that [[JERKS|he hates all men]] because they, uh, have all the girls, all the girls he meets have girlfriends[sic], but there was one girl that he was friends with, that he fell madly in love with, and I guess that this is a, uh, an ode to her.

'''Rich:''' It is. Now, in this video, unlike in the other one where he's just sitting down wearing his, like, flannel shirt, like, looking at the camera, he is standing up, he's extremely excited, you can tell because he's kind of bobbling from side to side, and he's wearing his normal outfit except on top of it a blazer. 'Cause he wants to look proper.

'''Toucher:''' And he is nonchalantly holding his, uh, remote control. He always has a [[video game]] remote control on him. And once again, in his bedroom, with the toys and drawings and the cartoons.

'''Rich:''' And here you go.

'''Toucher:''' He's obsessed with [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], too, from what I've read. And if I failed to mention it yet, he's probably close to forty. [''Plays clip from "[[For My Sweetest Ivy]]"'']

:'''Chris:''' Hey Ivy! I'm doing this video for yoooou. Oh, we are gonna have so much fun together when you and I are together! Hmmm!

'''Toucher:''' Yeah right, dude! [''Rich laughs.''] Dude, dude, dude, enjoy, put the Nightmare Machine on, ladies and gentlemen. [''Plays a clip from "[[Wikipedia:Goodbye Horses|Goodbye Horses]]," alluding to the Buffalo Bill dance scene in [[Wikipedia:The Silence of the Lambs|The Silence of the Lambs]].''] I hope that you're not half-asleep with the snooze button listening to this guy, 'cause, welcome to the [[Wikipedia:David Lynch|David Lynch]] movie of your nightmares!

'''Rich:''' If I saw this in a David Lynch movie, I would say, like, "Alright, David Lynch is trying way too hard. Now he's like, making up stuff, that, this is too weird." [''Continues clip'']

:'''Chris:''' You know, [[Barbara|my mommy]] and I--my, my family and I will come and meet you at the airport. And you know, your choice so--take you to your hotel or, uh, bring you back to...my house, hmmm.

'''Toucher:''' Ooh. These little-- [''Replays and imitates Chris's whimper and laughs, then plays the "Goodbye Horses" clip again, adding Chris saying "Back to... my house" and "My mommy and I" with his voice digitally lowered.'']

'''Rich(?):''' "My mommy and me..." [''Plays stinger music'']

'''Toucher:''' Even when adult women say "mommy" it's freaky--

'''Rich:''' [''Laughing''] I know.

'''Toucher:''' --let alone an adult man talking to somebody he, uh, obviously wants a relationship with. Ai-yai-yai. I hope you've had that cup of coffee, ladies and gentlemen, because [''Laughs''] it only gets worse. [''Continues clip.'']

:'''Chris:''' I mean, uh, you know, we'd be hanging around so much and sharing so many fondful memories. Hmm. And you know, I few--I know a few good places in [[Charlottesville]], you know, I think it's, you know, I'll take you there, we'll get some good things to eeeeeat, and we’ll hang ooouut. We’ll have so much fun. I know a place that serves some great smoothies. And you know, we can enjoy a movie in the theater, or in--at home, or watch a television rerun. ''[[Family Guy]]''! Heh.

'''Toucher:''' "''Family Guy''!" [''They laugh and play the stinger music again.''] Tony, you're on Toucher and Rich.

'''Tony:''' Oh my God, two hundred years ago, this guy would have been ostracized out of a village or a town or something like that. [''Toucher and Rich laugh.''] I mean, he ''really'' needs to be around normal humans.

'''Toucher:''' Yeah, I guess there are videos, I've been told, where [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview|his ''mother'' appears]], like--

'''Rich:''' No!

'''Toucher:''' --comes into the room while he's filming 'em.

'''Rich:''' Oh man.

'''Toucher:''' Yeah, I mean, there's a, you could spend a good, uh, horrifying evening, [''Rich laughs''] if you wanted to go, like, out to the old haunted house and play these things, you could probably do it for a couple of hours. [''Continues clip'']

:'''Chris:''' ''Family Guy''! Or, uh, ''[[I Love Lucy]]'', or I got some—I got the entire series of ''[[Gilligan's Island]]'', hmmm. Hoo-hoo! Hmm, and we can make some music together on ''[[Guitar Hero]]''. Hmmm. Well, you can sing, I got a microphone. I'm thinking about getting drums. [''Makes a drum sound.''] Hm, yeah. And you know, I will see you in the--I look forward to the eventuality of, uh, you and me having our [[sex]] time together.

'''Toucher:''' Aaaauugghhaaaaoooo! [''Plays clip of "Goodbye Horses" again''] I'm going to guess it never happened. [''Rich laughs.''] I'm going to guess that the lady saw this video and maybe thought-- [''Replays clip of Chris saying, "I look forward to the eventuality of, uh, you and me having our sex time together."'']

'''Rich:''' Oough.

'''Toucher:''' Alan, you're on Toucher and Rich.

'''Alan:''' Hey, guys, hey!

'''Toucher and Rich:''' Hey!

'''Alan:''' Um, make sure you save that videotape; [[jerkops|the FBI]] will want it for evidence.

'''Toucher:''' I have a feeling that, if all this is real, that, uh, there are [[Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens_(message_board)|several]] [[CWCki|organizations]] that are just keeping an eye on the, uh, the doings of this gentleman.

'''Rich:''' Yeah, the creepiest thing is that he, first of all, he talks like a little kid, like, "my mommy," and then in his first video, he was saying, because that's what adults do sometimes, like he's talking and addressing children.

'''Toucher:''' But I g--, this woman is an adult from what I've read, that he's addressing.

'''Rich:''' Oh, oh, maybe, maybe it is, maybe it is, but the other videos that he's made, it just seems like--

'''Toucher:''' He's very child-like and maybe he was relating to someone on a child-like level.

'''Rich:''' Right.

'''Toucher:''' That is a, that is an assumption. [''Continues clip'']

:'''Chris:''' Hmmm, I'll do you so many, I'll, I'll do my best to pleasure you and keep you satisfied, my sweetest Ivy, just for you. Just for you! Hmmm!

[''Rich laughs.'']

'''Toucher:''' Who did you save all this skin for? [''Plays clip of "Goodbye Horses" again, adding Chris saying "Just for you!" three times, with the first iteration digitally lowered.''] Why is this dog-cage all set up? [''Repeats digitally-lowered "Just for you!" and adds the "I look forward to the eventuality of, uh, you and me having our sex time together."'']

'''Toucher:''' I mean, you don't even have to play it slow, you don't have to do anything, this is like a night-- I've never gone through the whole video, it's, it's so disturbing to me. [''Continues clip'']

:'''Chris:''' I know a number of good positions and massages, hmm. Hmmm. And, you know, I know a number, uh, places we could walk around at, you know. We could walk about the mall!

'''Toucher:''' Ooh!

:'''Chris:''' We could walk about the UVA grounds! Good places where there's plenty of green and sunlight. Hmmmm, so, you know, wonderful memories! Wonderful memories! We're gonna have lots of fun. And I promise, I’ll remain your good boy forever and for always. Being a good boy just for you, Ivy. [''Sound of disgust from one of the hosts''] I love you so much, I love you so muuuuch! Hmmmm.

'''Toucher:''' Oulbggh!

'''Rich:''' [''Laughs''] Oh yeah!

'''Crash:''' It's making chills!

'''Rich:''' [''Laughs''] I know!

'''Crash:''' The chil-- he's a witch! [''Replays a slowed-down "Being a good boy just for you, Ivy. I love you so much, I love you so muuuuch!" and adds "Just for you!" and a slowed-down "Look at me smile" at the end.'']

'''Toucher:''' [''Laughing''] "Look at me smile!" [''Replays "I know a number of good positions and massages."''] Ohhhh. [''Continues clip'']

:'''Chris:''' Hmmm, look at me smile, hmm. It's a nice smile. Because I love you, Ivy! I love you so much. I ran out of details. I don't know. I guess I'll sing you a song.

'''Toucher:''' No!

:'''Chris:''' It's a jolly ‘oliday With Ivy Ivy makes my heart so light When the skies are grey And ordinary Ivy makes the sun shine bright. It's a jolly holiday with Ivy No wonder that it's Ivy that I love. I love you so much Ivy. I love you! I love youuu. [''Blows a kiss to the camera.''] Talk to you later, sweetheart. And also to your [[officer Keino|father the policeman]], I salute him with my Cub Scout salute.

'''Toucher:''' Ohhhhhhh ohh. [''Rich laughs.''] [''Plays circus music to "I look forward to the eventuality of, uh, you and me having our sex time together," "Oh, we are gonna have so much fun together when you and I are together!" and "Just for you!"'']

'''Toucher:''' I'm just hoping that they wouldn't let this guy on an airplane. Laura, you're on Toucher and Rich.

'''Laura:''' Thanks a lot for making me have a new really colorful character for my nightmares. [''Toucher and Rich laugh.'']

'''Toucher:''' E-especially for a woman.

'''Laura:''' I'm just gonna sleep with the light on for the rest of my life, now.

'''Toucher:''' Yes, indeed!

'''Laura:''' Oh my God!

'''Toucher:''' We should make a, we should make tapes of these specifically for certain people, just replace "Ivy" with "Laura"-- [''Replays "We can make some music together on ''Guitar Hero''" and "And I promise, I’ll remain your good boy forever and for always." while everyone laughs.'']

'''Toucher:''' Well, Rich is obviously from a conservative Catholic family and, uh, something happened over the weekend that maybe made them think he was a little bit of a psycho.

[''Segment ends.'']

==Chris's response==
Troll goddess [[Vivian Gee]] saw fit to inform Chris about his radio presence via e-mail. Needless to say, Chris was less than receptive.
{{Email|<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5a7HN0pa0w&feature=related</nowiki>

This was part of a radio show from a few months ago. It resurfaced recently and I had a listen.

If you wonder why this applies to you: skip to 7:00.

A woman comments about how YOU will be part of her nightmares now.

This is what normal people, not trolls, think of you. If you really think it's just trolls who have formed a bad opinion of you, think again. Just letting you know.}}
{{EmailReply|Well, I never asked for a reputation.‏

This WHOLE WORLD is becoming [[autistic]] by gluing ALL of their attention
to computers, [[internet]] and all that. I am a REAL LIFE MAN, and while I
do not appreciate or care much of the "reputation" that has been made
against me on the crappy internet, the TRUE Reputation I would call my
own is in REAL LIFE and from ACTUALLY HANGING OUT WITH ME IN PERSON.

Feel Free to Spread this Quote from me, "If you REALLY want to make a
Reputation Of Me, then Hang Out With Me In Real Life. Quit hiding
behind your F***ing Computers and "[[4-cent_garbage.com|Anonymous]]" Bu**S***."

Nobody is Perfect. But I AM a Good Person, and I do not have to be recorded to prove it.

Peace,
Christian.}}

Needless to say, the quote Chris manufactured for himself wasn't spread.

==See also==
*[[The Kevin and Bean Show Segment]]

==External links==
*[http://www.wbcn.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=3705145 Listen to the broadcast]

[[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]

Punchy Sonichu

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{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] character
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:Punchy.jpg|200px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Punchy Sonichu
|-
| '''Date of birth'''
| ??? (in universe)
21 February 2006 (IRL)
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male
|-
| '''Length'''
| 3'00"
|-
| '''Weight'''
| 120 lbs
|-
| '''Parents'''
| Master Nabe
|-
| '''Species'''
| [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]])
|-
| '''Type'''
| Electric/Ground
|-
| '''Evolves from'''
| [[Sonee]] (with Hard Stone)
|-
| '''Evolves into'''
| N/A
|-
|}
[[File:ModNation Punchy.jpg|thumb|Punchy in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'']]
'''Punchy Sonichu''' is a [[Sonichu (species)|sonichu]], and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]] that formed from eggs released by the [[Chaotic Rainbow]] as a result of the collision between Super [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and a [[Pikachu]]. He is a Fighting/Electric type [[Pokémon]]. He has stated that he is very attracted to [[Angelica]], but ended up paired with [[Layla]], whom Chris has drawn giving him a blowjob. Punchy is often considered to be a [[racist]] Asian stereotype due to his [[Wikipedia:Epicanthic fold|slanted eyes]] and martial arts upbringing, although his eyes may be based on the fighting Pokémon [[Wikipedia:Hitmonlee|Hitmonlee]]. Chris denies that Punchy is of Asian origin.<ref>[[Mailbag_6#Asian people call Chris out on Punchy|Mailbag 6]]</ref>

However, the eyes seem to have been altered in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], where he looks like all the other Sonic recolors. Punchy is also a shitty [[Wikipedia:Knuckles the Echidna|Knuckles the Echidna]] knockoff, right down to the crescent-shaped birthmark on his chest and the spikes on his fists, which makes one wonder why he isn’t an "Electric Echidna Pokémon". He is a combination of 4 characters:

*[[Knuckles]]
*[[Pikachu]]
*[[Pokémon|Hitmonlee]]
*[[Pokémon|Hitmonchan]]

Because Punchy is one of Chris's remotely amusing OCs due to the almost complete lack of originality (more or less simply a headswap of Knuckles) and blatant [[racism]] of his design, he is a favorite amongst [[trolls]].

Punchy is also billed as a "master of [[Random-access humor|random-access humor]]" (which is to say he supposedly has the same shitty sense of humor as Chris), but he has not actually demonstrated this trait even once in the comics. It finally surfaced in a video, [[SonichuBabies]], over a decade after Chris created him -- much to the anticipation of no one. This in contrast to [[Wild]], who has done so several times.<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Issue_3/Page_3|Issue 3, Page 3}}</ref><ref>{{CWCipedia link|Issue_9/Page_6|Issue 9, Page 6}}</ref>
==Comic appearances==

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]===

Punchy's Sonee egg lands in a [[Wikipedia:Dojo|Dōjō]], more specifically 'Nabe's Dojo-Shin', where Master [[Excel-Saga|Nabe]] is teaching his student [[List_of_Sonichu_characters#Mypoe|Mypoe]] to fight. After hatching, Mypoe challenges Punchy, who is still in his infantile [[Sonee]] form. She rips his tail off and this angers him into evolving quickly. He uppercuts her so hard that she flies through the ceiling and into the sky, and presumably to the [[The Moon|Moon]]. However, Chris would clarify years later that Mypoe "survived the trip; she landed into a pile of hay in a wagon right by her house far from the Dojo."<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Punchy_Sonichu|Punchy Sonichu on CWCipedia}}</ref>

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]===

[[Image:SchuPunchyRacistLips.jpg|thumb|130px|Look at those eyes: you just know he's Asian]]

While Punchy rocks into the air as part of his martial arts training, his claws accidentally collide with [[Blake]]'s hover board which causes Punchy to hitch a ride by accident. He eventually falls off and crashes into a tree where he meets the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members. He compliments [[Angelica]] on her flowers, neglecting to point out her over-sized tits. This is likely the beginning of his infatuation with her. They all beat up Blake until his [[Jason Kendrick Howell|head is bleeding]] all over the grass.

===[[Sonichu_5#Episode_13:_.22Smashed_Hearts_.26_Entrapment.22|Smashed Hearts & Entrapment]]===

Punchy and the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members are teleported into action by Chris. He has no speaking lines here because Chris can’t be bothered to give any of his characters a personality.

===[[Sonichu_6#Episode_14:_.22Evil_is_Afoot.21.22|Evil is Afoot]]===

While everyone is pretending to worry about [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(character)|Crystal]], Punchy thinks to himself “I’m missing my Samurai Pizza Cats.” When the girls start talking about [[Bionic the Hedgehog]]’s basketball abilities, [[Wild]] and Punchy act like jealous bitches. Punchy thinks women should be more impressed by his brute strength than Bionic’s athletic talent. When [[Patti]] remarks on how sweet Chris is, Punchy tells her what an ass-kisser she is.

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring Break]]===

Here, Punchy reveals his feelings for [[Angelica]] to Wild. He says he doesn’t know how to ask a girl out and is too afraid to make the first move. Wild then informs him that the [[CWCville]] University is offering a [[Dating Education]] course. This excites Punchy, who insists on signing up for it as soon as possible.

===[[Sonichu_9#Episode_19:_Date_Ed_.28Even_Though_the_Idea_Sounds_Dated.29|Date Ed]]===

In this story, Punchy goes to the CWCville University to learn how to date. The teacher fixes Punchy up with [[Layla]], whom he falls in love with. [[Reginald Sneasel]] tries to sabotage their relationship, but fails. Using his totally awesome [[Prower|motorcycle with a sidecar]], he takes Layla on his first date to the classiest place in CWCville - [[McDonald's]].

===[[Episode_20#Episode_20:_CWC-Defense|CWC-Defense]]===

Punchy, Wild, and Reginald Sneasel all get laid immediately after Dating Ed (probably on the [[third date]]). Punchy supposedly has a hangover at the beginning of this episode despite the fact that [[Alcohol|drinking]] was illegal in CWCville two seconds ago. Worth noting that in Virginia, being sober (which Layla was, since she didn't have such a hangover) and having sex with someone who's drunk counts as rape.

== Rove Quest ==

Punchy had a major hard-on for [[Angelica]], but then after meeting [[Layla]] he forgot all about her, probably realizing Angelica wasn't going to put out as quickly as Layla would. Turns out Punchy was wrong as Angelica is a dirty slut for Reginald Sneasel.

"[[Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark]]" reveals that either Layla likes it rough in the sack or Punchy gets off on smacking her around.

== Prower, the Motorbike of Fail ==

: ''Main article: [[Prower]]''

According to [[CWCipedia]], Punchy's aforementioned totally awesome motorcycle, [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Prower]], doubles as a ninja [[Transformers|Autobot]] with "Razor-Sharp Choppin' Hands, Shuriken Stars and holographic images." This makes Punchy a "Sharp close-bot attacker," as well as yet another manifestation of Chris's rampant plagiarism.

==Garrely==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:272-ACPunchy.jpg|[[Animal Crossing|Animaru Kuroshingu]] card
Image:273-ACPunchyBck.jpg|[[Animal Crossing|Animaru Kuroshingu]] card, reverse
Image:274PunchyCard.jpg|[[Pokémon]] card
Image:275-YuPunchy.jpg|''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' card
Image:Punchylaylalove.jpg|[[Punchy]] rearry roves to wear radies ringerie.
Image:Punchylaylalove2.jpg|Punchy rearry rike browjob!!!
Image:ProwerBot.jpg|[[Prower]], Punchy's [[Transformer]]
Image:ProwerVehicle2.jpg
Image:ProwerVehicle.jpg
Image:276-Punchy.jpg
</gallery>
</center>

==Lefelences==
{{CWCipedia|chris=Punchy Sonichu}}
<references />

{{Hedgehog Boys}}
{{Not_Jerks}}
{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category: Sonichus]]

[[Category: Christian and the Hedgehog Boys band members]]

List of Chris-chan videos, May 2009

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The following is a '''list of videos''' featuring [[Christian Weston Chandler]] in [[May 2009]].

{{clear}}
<onlyinclude>
Chris produced or appeared in 6 videos in May 2009.

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! style="min-width: 120px;" | Date
! Title
! Topics
! Saga
! Style
! Shirt
! Source
! Media
! Description

|-
| 01 May 2009
| [[For My Sweetest Ivy]]
| {{Sex}} {{Music}}
| {{Ivy}}
| {{Crazy}}
| {{RedShirt2}}
| [[Youtube#CChanSonichu (April 2009 - July 2009)|CChanSonichu]]
| {{Live}}
| Chris wears a suit(!) and talks like a three-year-old about how he can't wait to rock Ivy's body.

|-
| 01 May 2009
| [[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE|CWC Address to Unilever About AXE]]
| {{Homos}}
| 
| {{Reason}}
| {{CreepyRobe}}
| [[Youtube#CChanSonichu (April 2009 - July 2009)|CChanSonichu]]
| {{Live}}
| Chris is so outraged that Axe products are being used by [[homos]]exuals that he makes a public address about it while wearing a bathrobe.

|-
| 01 May 2009
| [[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE|CWC Letter to Unilever]]
| {{Homos}}
| 
| {{Reason}}
| {{CreepyRobe}}
| [[Youtube#CChanSonichu (April 2009 - July 2009)|CChanSonichu]]
| {{Live}}
| Chris follows up on the critical men's hygiene product issue by reading an open letter to Unilever. He is still wearing a bathrobe.

|-
| 03 May 2009
| [[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up|Keep CWCs Wikipedia Up]]
| 
| 
| 
| {{RedBlueShirt}}
| [[Youtube#CChanSonichu (April 2009 - July 2009)|CChanSonichu]]
| {{Live}}
| Chris makes his case for why his Wikipedia page should be restored.
|-
| 19 May 2009
| [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters]]
| 
| 
| {{Reason}} {{Comedy}} {{Rage}}
| {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}}
| [[Youtube#CChanSonichu (April 2009 - July 2009)|CChanSonichu]]
| {{Live}}
| Having been convinced Ivy was a troll, Chris amends his [[Love Quest]] policy and refuses to make future love connections over the internet.

|-
| 22 May 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|CWC Update 05222009]]
| {{Website}}
| 
| 
| {{VertRedShirt}}
| [[Youtube#CChanSonichu (April 2009 - July 2009)|CChanSonichu]]
| {{Live}}
| Putting the Ivy saga behind him, Chris vows to give the trolls no more food to feed off of. He also invites potential sweethearts to meet him in person. No darkies, please.

|}

</onlyinclude>

{{DEFAULTSORT:List_of_Chris-chan_videos, 2009-05}}
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, May 2009]][[Category: Lists]]

Cwcsicle

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[[Image:CWCSICLE.jpg|thumb|Chris' previous experience with freezing his [[dick]]]]

'''Cwcsicle''' is a name of a video log entailing [[Chris]] sticking his [[duck|penis]] in the snow for fifteen minutes. It was made as part of the ''[[Wikipedia:Jackass 3D|Jackass 3D]]'' Prank Contest, in which the person who submitted the best prank would get to appear in ''Jackass 3D''. Needless to say, Chris did not win.

It is split into five parts: 100_2123 through 7.MOV. These titles seem to suggest that it was made in [[February 2010]]. It is the most recently released work to feature the [[Medallion of Fail|Sonichu Medallion.]]

==Transcripts==
===100_2123.MOV (0:25)===
''[Christian stands in his snow-covered backyard. He is dressed quite heavily, pointing the camera at himself [[Chris and cinematography|with a rather shaky hand]].]''
Hi, I'm Christian Chandler, uh, this is ''"[[Random-access humor|Frozen Stalactite.]]" [Attempts to tilt camera towards crotch, missing it entirely.]'' I'm gonna put my dick in the snow ''[Aims it back at his face.]'' and I'm gonna leave it in there for about fifteen minutes. Currently it's 12:38 ''[Holds up his phone with his free hand]'' according to my cell phone clock. If there's one clock you can not change, it's the one on your cell phone. ''[Pans camera down, revealing that he's buried himself waist-deep. Pans back up.]'' Okay, see ya'll in fifteen minutes.

===100_2124.MOV (0:07)===
''[Holds up phone.]'' Yeah, about six minutes in now. Whooh. Boy, it's cold. I've had p-''[Video abruptly ends.]''

===100_2125.MOV (0:10)===
''[Carrying on from where the former left off, albeit with a little more urgency.]'' About six minutes in now. I've had previous experiences with, uh, freezing my dick, and I've even stretched it a bit. Right. I'll be checking back in se-in seven.

===100_2126.MOV (0:22)===
A-alrighty, it's 12:53 ''[Nearly beans himself in the face with his camera lens.]'' Let's pull me out. ''[Gets up with a grunt, nearly loses balance. Camera goes out of focus, although Chris can be heard shivering. The camera turns to focus on his crotch, with his [[duck]] thankfully quite out of view. The sound of something scraping the mic can be heard as he examines his genitals.]'' Feels blue. ''[Camera goes out of focus, then turns to his penis. Not only is it quite within view, it has turned bright red and the camera is upside down. Shortly after, the camera turns away.]'' Look at all that snow all over me. There's the hole it was in. ''[Camera finally turns to Chris' face.]'' Heh. Kids, that is definitely something- ''[Video abruptly ends.]''

===100_2127.MOV (0:06)===
Everybody, I dare say that is one stunt you should not try at home. Peace out. ''[camera turns away as he sets it down.]''

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Frozen Stalagtite RECUT
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mskavdOJJTs}}
| Stardate = 3 [[March 2011]]
| Maker = shadupp
| Video Type = Parody
}}

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itfzlADNFb8&feature=youtube_gdata SFW version]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?ys74ur2xcw24s5t Download]

{{LeakedVideos}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, February 2010]]
[[Category:Leaked videos]]
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]

Crackder

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[[Image:CrackderVehicle.jpg|thumb|left|This jet looks confusing]]
[[Image:CrackderBot.jpg|thumb|Crackder is mad because Chris is a douche]]

'''Cracker''' is a [[Transformers|"Change-Bot"]] that appeared in [[Sonichu 4|issue 4]] of [[Sonichu]]. It is a jet-style Transformer, not unlike the Seekers — i.e. the many repaints of [[Wikipedia:Starscream|Starscream]].

While similar to Starscream, Chris actually ripped off Crackder from the ''[[Transformers]]:Cybertron'' series version of Thundercracker. Formerly an off-brand generic Transformer (like a [[Wikipedia:Gobots|Gobot]]), Crackder has since been upgraded to be a [[Decepti-Clone]], and thus an actual Transformer (again, like the Gobots).

His name is a portmanteau of the Decepticons Thundercracker and...um...Thundercracker.

{{quote|JETS Loud and Fast like lightning, the Crackder Bots are equipped with Missiles in Vehicle Mode and a Cannon in Robot Mode. They Fly through air; they are the quickest of the Trio of Mary's Decepti-Clones, and most deadly and cunning.|Crackder is not even allowed to be a single individual.[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Crackder]}}

==Gallery of plagiarism==
<center><gallery>
Image:CrackderISthundercracker.jpg|Crackder = Cybertron
Image:Crackder-mugshot.jpg | Mugshot of Thundercracker's retarded cousin.
Image:Crackder-back.jpg|Plagiarism from ANY ANGLE
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Prower]]
*[[Son-Chu]]
*[[Niggos|Cracker]]

{{Stub}}

{{CWCipedia}}

[[Category:Transformers]]

Butt garments

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'''Butt garments''' is a CWC-ism for diapers. Used to prevent [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]].

On 16 April 2009, images of Chris in some butt garments leaked, with a special shout-out to spas from [[Sonichu (IRC channel)|#sonichu]]. Chris later stated in [[ECV 00095]] that the diapers were sent to him by a [[troll]]. According to Ivy's ghost, Barbara mistook them for samples of adult diapers sent by Chris's doctor, who had been trying to convince Chris to start wearing them.

Chris hated the idea of wearing diapers, and made multiple attempts to throw out the diapers before Barb caught on and hid them away in her room.

After Ivy found out that Chris was cheating on him with Vanessa Hudgens, one of her friends suggested that he take the photos below to apologize to Ivy. The front reads "TOO HOT FOR COLLECTION," in case you don't want to stare at it for too long. This appears to have been the last time they were ever mentioned. Presumably, they are still sitting around Barbara's bedroom.

He probably calls them "butt garments" to avoid the embarrassment of wearing diapers, despite the fact that he desperately needs them.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Ecp00063.jpg
Image:HelloSpas.jpg
Image:Ecp00065.jpg
Image:Ecp00066.jpg
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
* [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]]

{{stub}}
{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]

Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3

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'''Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3''' is the third of the calls between [[Chris]] and [[Alec Benson Leary]], which took place on 30 [[January 2010]].

==Summary==

In this conversation, Alec and Chris touch on several topics. They cover one of Chris's earlier attempts to apologize on video, the disposition of Chris's ripped-off character [[Simonla Rosechu]], Chris's attacks on Alec in the [[Mailbag]] and elsewhere, and the slack-tastic schedule Chris favors as far as updating [[Sonichu (comic)|his comic]].

At this point in their dispute, Chris seems to believe he still has cards to play as far as negotiating with Alec, [[Evan]], and the rest of the [[Asperpedia]] crew for the removal of the ads they placed on the [[CWCipedia]]. He is adamant in his refusal to do away with Simonla despite Evan's demands, and he believes that by updating her page on the CWCipedia he will be able to wipe the truth about her origins from history.

When Alec turns to discussing Chris's attacks on him, Chris quickly shifts into his standard woe-is-me mode, whining about the [[troll]]s and the [[ED]] page and so forth. Alec observes that Chris has used the CWCipedia to attack him in the same way that Chris's detractors have used ED, a cogent point that flies several miles over Chris's head.

The call concludes after more whining from Chris about his [[biological clock]]. Chris claims to be expecting another caller and hangs up. Later speculation centered around [[The Wallflower]] as the mystery caller.

==Video==

<center>
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|2XaH3RRyXZ0}}
| Stardate = 30 [[January 2010]]
| Featuring = [[Chris]]; [[Alec]]
| Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]]
| previous = [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]]
| next = [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===

 '''Alec''': Hey uh Chris, it's Alec... How are you doin'?

 '''Chris''': Oh, hi, Alec. Umm, yeah, I'm doing okay. Umm.

 '''Alec''': Yeah.

 '''Chris''': Yeah, listen, [[Lie|I'm expecting a call in a couple, in a couple of minutes,]] so...uh... Okay, well, what's, what else is on your mind?

 '''Alec''': Well, I saw you made an apology video.

 '''Chris''': Yeah.

 '''Alec''': So, uh, thank you for that. Um... You know, I'm a little concerned that maybe you didn't cover all the points that, that we, that I talked to you about. I think, uh... Well, you know, you did apologize, but I'm not really sure the people are going to understand what you, you were apologizing for. 'Cause you mentioned just like... You said, "I apologize for some of the things I said." [''pause''] You know what I mean?

 '''Chris''': Indeed. Well, I'll make it more specific in the...

 '''Alec''': I'd appreciate that.

 '''Chris''': ...in the videos that go along with this video. Okay. I'll take that, I'll take that, [''unintelligible tard-speak''], I'll take that tomorrow.

 '''Alec''': Well, I'd appreciate that. Um, I also do think that, like we were talking about Evan yesterday, I think it would be a good idea to mention him specifically in the apology video. Um, just about...

 '''Chris''': [''interrupts''] Okay, but, okay, but... Okay. But '''Simonla stays'''.

 '''Alec''': Well, um... You know, that's between you and Evan, but as far as I know, he's, he's not going to be happy with that.

 '''Chris''': Yeah, well I'm just say, yeah, well I'm just... You can relay that to him.

 '''Alec''': Alright, I can let him know, but, like I said, I think you should, you should really hammer that out with him. [''pause''] 'Cause you know, like I said, it is on the CWCki there that you did get Simonla as a, as a direct, you know, inspiration from Simonchu.

 '''Chris''': Right.

 '''Alec''': Yeah.

 '''Chris''': I'll fix that tomorrow as well.

 '''Alec''': Well, um, like I said, Chris, you cant really go back and change history. What's there is there. [''long pause''] You know what I mean? I understand you said that it was, that you were, you were making fun of Evan with that, but, I mean, you wrote it as if it was true...

 '''Chris''': [''interrupts''] I was, I never, I never... Actually, I never was making fun of anybody with that.

 '''Alec''': Well, I thought you said yesterday that, uh, you meant it as a mockery of Evan.

 '''Chris''': No, I did not.

 '''Alec''': You did not?

 '''Chris''': Yes. I did not.

 '''Alec''': Okay. So why, then, does the Simonla article say that it was inspired by Evan's work?

 '''Chris''': [''long pause''] Well that does need to be corrected, and I will correct it. Tomorrow.

 '''Alec''': Okay, I'm just... I'm asking, why was it there in the first place, though? [''long pause''] You know what I mean? 'Cause this has just caused a huge hubbub, and it's just, it kinda sucks.

 '''Chris''': [''interrupts again''] Yes, well, anyway, it will be, it will be corrected.

 '''Alec''': Okay, but that doesn't change the fact that you used Simonchu as inspiration. I'm just trying to warn you, Chris.

 '''Chris''': Alright.

 '''Alec''': You know, you've been... You know... I'd like kinda to talk about me a little bit. I think I've been talking to you about your issues quite enough, honestly. If you don't mind I'd like to bring up, ah... [''pauses to shift gears''] You know, I'm a little angry with you, Chris. For, for a number of reasons. Um, you've been calling me naïve quite a bit, you know, in our past couple of conversations, and as I understand, you, you consider that to be, you know, one of the worst insults that a person can call someone. Yet you use it on me [''Chris tries to break in.''] repeatedly.

 '''Chris''': It is my least fav-, it is my least favorite word of all time.

 '''Alec''': Well, why did you feel it was appropriate to use it, uh, on me? I don't consider myself...

 '''Chris''': [''interrupts''] Because you not, because you not, because you do not have as much experiences as I have had. You have not been deceived by trolls. You do not have an, a page that slanders against your good name turning ya into '''a mockery!''' You've never been, you've never had...

 '''Alec''': Really? It seems to me that the CWCipedia itself is turning into a page to slander me. What do you have to say about that?

 '''Chris''': I'm sorry, I did not understand that last statement.

 '''Alec''': It seems that the CWCipedia itself is turning into a website to mock and derail me. You know, I saw your Mailbag 50 that you uploaded, um, which was, you know, an ideal Mailbag in your eyes, you know? What you want questions to be about. And as far as I can tell, the entire purpose of that Mailbag was just to talk about how much I suck and how much better you are than me. Is that really what you want your Mailbags to be?

 '''Chris''': Part of the way. Part of the way, but those questions are actually real. And they have come from a Sonichu fan forum, of those that are still loyal to me. And they actually think that way.

 '''Alec''': Alright, but it's not totally representative of all your letters when you only have letters talking about how bad my comic is.

 '''Chris''': Yes, but you see, see for one thing you don't go off the topic with issues like homo-, like homosettsuality, or mislabeling me as a homosettsual.

 '''Alec''': How can you go off-topic, really? Because people are just asking you general questions. There really wasn't a topic to begin with. People ask you questions about subjects maybe that are a little unpleasant to you, but that's just 'cause they wanna know things.

 '''Chris''': Yes, but on those points I cannot really answer those questions, now can I?

 '''Alec''': Well, I don't know. I mean, why can't you answer those kind of questions?

 '''Chris''': Because they are, because they were complicated to me and I could not really comprehend them fully to come up with a sound answer.

 '''Alec''': Um... [''deep breath''] Okay, well, could you give me an example of a question that's a little too complex? I'm just curious.

 '''Chris''': Hmm. Taking the one of the letters that I had deleted or moved to the reject section. Read that to, read that to...

 '''Alec''': [''interrupts''] I can't really look at the letters that you deleted. But I can look at the rejected ones, I suppose.

 '''Chris''': Actually you can, you just have to go up to the history tab for that Mailbag. For one Mailbag out of all those Mailbags.

 '''Alec''': That's a little inconvenient, ya know?

 '''Chris''': It becomes obvious. You know, anytime before I answered and edited it.

 '''Alec''': Like, uh... Well, I can just come up with a general topic, I guess, as an example. People have been asking you, uh... I don't know... About Rosechu for example. That whole gender nonsense about, you know, about the Raichu being a male and things like that. And I know you said that...

 '''Chris''': The Raichu was actually ''female''!

 '''Alec''': Well, I take your word for it. I don't wanna get into that, because we did, you know, draw that out last time. So.

 '''Chris''': Okay.

 '''Alec''': You know, I think that you seem to get stressed out when people tell how much they like my comic. Now, if I were in your shoes, I would take that as a compliment, because my comic was inspired by your work. But you seem to think it's a bad thing that people like me at all. You seem to want people to hate me.

 '''Chris''': Well, yeah, that's another, that's another thing. They confuse, they confuse your character, Asperchu, they're saying that it's my character when I have to tell them that it's not. That character is your character.

 '''Alec''': Well, I don't want to people to think that. I understand that, definitely. I've been telling people, you know, Asperchu is original and he's not related to you or Sonichu in any way. So, we can't reach everybody but we're definitely trying.

 '''Chris''': Alright.

 '''Alec''': The people keep... People still to this day write me and think Asperchu is a parody of you and that's just not the case. So I do understand your annoyance with that subject. 'Cause I do kinda...

 '''Chris''': [''interrupts''] Yeah. Okay, well, listen, okay, anyway, listen, I gotta go, I'm accepting a call. So I'll talk to you another time.

 '''Alec''': Alright. Uh, I do have one quick question. You know, when I talk to you, you usually want me to call you right about 9:30, is that right? But usually I try to call you then and you don't answer. Is that still a good time to talk to you?

 '''Chris''': Yes, unless I'm updating the CWCipedia. Which in that case I cannot get to my phone. Last night. And last night actually, I actually was updating the CWCipedia.

 '''Alec''': Uh... [''sigh''] Alright. Well, I've tried to call you several nights before then as well and got no answer. I know you weren't uploading... [Chris attempts to interrupt] I know you weren't uploading pages.

 '''Chris''': Yeah. Okay, well, anyway, I actually was uploading pages last night.

 '''Alec''': Well, last night, not the previous several nights.

 '''Chris''': Yes, but it was still two pages a day, three days, there you guy.

 '''Alec''': I still gotta recommend that you try for consistency over just bulk quantity, Chris.

 '''Chris''': Yeah, well, my biological, yeah, so my biological clock has been changing, it's making me go to bed earlier.

 '''Alec''': Why is it?

 '''Chris''': I had to reschedule...

 '''Alec''': Why is it changing? Do you have, is there some big change in your schedule? Have you started a job or anything? Because sometimes that does it.

 '''Chris''': [''suddenly high-pitched and whiny''] I have been, I have been crashing earlier. I usually would stay up 'til, I used to stay up 'til about four o'clock, now it's like I'm crashing before midnight.

 '''Alec''': Well, that's still pretty late. I mean, I usually go to bed at, like, eleven, and I still get pages uploaded.

 '''Chris''': Anyway, I gotta go, I'll talk to you another time.

[''Tape runs out.'']

{{succession|label=[[Alec Benson Leary calls]]|prevlink=[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|Chris and Alec Call 2]]|nextlink=[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|Chris and Alec Call 4]]|}}

==External Links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XaH3RRyXZ0 YouTube link]
{{FanChats}}
[[Category:Phone calls]]

IRC:Contents

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Welcome to the IRC namespace related to accessing [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]] on irc.rizon.net:7000. This is intended to help IRC users get shit done or learn how to do things.

'''Notice''': If you're familiar with IRC, then you MUST register your nickname (and sign in) with Rizon before you are able to join #sonichu.

If [[Chris]] can do it, SO CAN YOU!

== [[Image:Mirc.jpg|25px]] What happens in the IRC? ==
Usually nothing Chris related. At best, Chris references.
== [[Image:Mirc.jpg|25px]] Does Chris ever come here? ==
'''NO.'''

== [[Image:Mirc.jpg|25px]] Care and Proper Feeding of your IRC ==
===Clients===
*Browser based: [http://01.chat.mibbit.com/ Mibbit], [http://chatzilla.hacksrus.com/ Chatzilla (Firefox extension)]
*Windows: [http://www.mirc.com/ mIRC], [http://www.hydrairc.com/ HydraIRC]
*Mac: [http://colloquy.info/ Colloquy]
*Anything: [http://irssi.org/ irssi], [http://xchat.org/ X-Chat]
'''REMEMBER TO SET YOUR CLIENT OF CHOICE TO THE RIZON (irc.rizon.net:7000) SERVER!'''

===Registering and logging in===
To register, in the Rizon server area, follow these instructions:
*'''/nick [USERNAME]''' This will allow you to pick a username.
*'''/msg nickserv register [PASSWORD] [E-MAIL]''' This will register that username.
*'''/msg nickserv confirm [PASSCODE]''' Check your e-mail for the passcode and you're done!
To log-in, in the Rizon server area, follow these instructions:
*'''/nick [USERNAME]'''
*'''/msg nickserv identify [PASSWORD]'''
Now type '''/join #sonichu''' and you're in!
===Vhosts===
*[[IRC:Vhost|Registering a vhost (Not necessary, but prevents others from knowing where you live)]]

== [[Image:Mirc.jpg|25px]] When you first join ==
Due to many new people joining (and a majority of them being complete idiots), you may have to endure some hostility. Just act normal. Hopefully you're normal.

== [[Image:Mirc.jpg|25px]] What to do and not to do ==
===Rules===
*If you're a meme-shouting faggot, get out.
*If you're constantly asking Chris questions, maybe check the CWCki first.
*Just act normal and you'll probably be fine unless you have no idea what normal is.
*Respect authority (unless you want to get beaten).
=== How to get banned ===
*Being a [[white knight]].
*Evading a ban.
*Being disruptive.

== [[Image:Mirc.jpg|25px]] What to do if you're banned ==
Take it up with [[User:Canine|Canine]] (PM him).

== External Links ==
*[http://www.rizon.net/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=13 Essential reading]
*[http://www.rizon.net/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=11 Rizon FAQs]

[[Category:IRC]]

1999

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[[Image:0500-CWCAsh1.jpg|thumb|right|'''1999''', the Poké-madness breaks loose.]]
[[Image:0419-ChristianIs17-14.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1999'''. This image is win.]]
[[Image:0502-CWCAsh3.jpg|thumb|right|Typical Chris pic from '''1999'''.]]
In '''1999''', the [[Pokémon]] franchise broke big in America. During this time, Chris started making Pokémon-themed sites, and even got into the [[Chris's DVD#Chris Chan in the Pok'eNews|PokéNews]]. According to [[Lucas]], Chris started showing up at the [[Game Place]] around this time. Chris also created many of his "original" Pokémon cards this year for his [[Wall of Originals]]. They are listed below, as well as the other milestones of this year.

==Events of 1999==
===February===
* 24 February - Christian's 17th birthday. To commemorate the occasion, Chris evidently completes a drawing, "[[Bionic]] Over Autism." This drawing would later be included in [[Sonichu 6]]. This is also the day when Espanolic, one of Chris's more racist creations, was born.
===March===
* 13 March - Vegaton, the evolution of Espanolic, is born.

===April===
* 10 April - Drummor, a noisy Pokémon, is created by our autistic hero.
* 17 April - Christian creates the "original" Pokémon card for Blue, or Snubbull.
* 18 April - Togepi is made as a Pokémon card by Chris.
* 23 April - Mixed Up Farfetch'd and Missingno. are created as Pokémon Cards by Chris.
* 24 April - Luigi, everyone's favorite Nintendo character, is made into an "original" Pokémon Card by Chris, as well as Baniru, or Marrill, and Sonic the Hedgehog.
* 25 April - The domain for [[CWC's Pokésite 1]] in the Pokémon Community is reserved, by someone going by the name Starplayer, for use by Chris.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/19990902144020/http://pokemon.acmecity.com/james/190/</ref>
===May===
* 5 May - Bushwacked, a grass Pokémon, is made into a Pokémon Card by Chris.
===July===
* 3 July - Christian launches CWC's Pokésite 1.<ref>Based upon the oldest posts in his guestbook (two congratulations by Christian's parents).</ref> Afterwards, he excitedly runs to his parents and demands that they sign the guestbook.
* 6 July - Koffingroo, a poisonous kangaroo Pokémon, is born.
* 16 July - A number of new "Pokémon" are created by Chris on this day, such as Cymbolic, a cymbal Pokémon, Flashbulb and Coonbulb, light bulb Pokémon, and Bugzapp, an insect Pokémon.
* 22 July - Christian launches [[CWC's Pokésite 2]].
* 29 July - A friend signs Chris's guestbook and tells him that she hopes he continues learning HTML.
===August===
* August/September - Christian begins his senior year at Manchester High School.
* 15 August - Chris makes a Duelist magazine cover featuring his custom Pokémon cards.
* 17 August - Weeler and Hotfinish, vehicle Pokémon, are born.
* 18 August - Strongtire, a robot Pokémon, is born.
* 24 August - Compufrog, a Pokémon "made from computer programming", is born. Also, Chris edits his Snubbull card to its correct name.
* 25 August - Chris creates his PokéDex trainer card.
* 27 August - Chris updates his Marrill card to its correct name.
* 30 August - Chris makes Yoshi, ANOTHER [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted]] character, as a Pokémon.
===September===
* 22 September - Christian writes his own myth - "[[How the Pokemon came into Our Poke Balls]]". According to Chris, his English teacher thought it was great.<ref>See: [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville//intrstry.htm]</ref>
* 26 September - Christian creates the Christian W. Chandler trainer card.
* 30 September - A friend, Mrs. Johnson, signs Chris's guestbook and says that she knows of "others" that would like his website and she will pass it on to them.
===October===
* 13 October - Christian launches the news section on his [[CWC's Pokésite 2|new Pokémon site]].<ref>See: [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville//goldpoke.htm]</ref>
* 16 October - Christian is featured in [[Chris's DVD#Chris Chan in the Pok'eNews|PokéNews]], dressed up as Ash.<ref>[[:Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|Date on DVD cover.]]</ref>
* 30 October - Christian publishes "How the Pokemon came into Our Poke Balls" on his Pokémon site.<ref>See: [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville//intrstry.htm]</ref>

===November===
*21 November - ''[[Pokémon]] Gold'' and ''Silver'' are released. First appearance of [[Reginald Sneasel|Sneasel]],
* 22 November - Chris makes [[Autism|Plautistic]], one of his only [[Sonichu|useless]] Pokémon.
* 25 November - Chris makes Donphan, an already existing Pokémon, into one of his "originals".

===Unknown===
* [[Cole]] goes to [[Wikipedia:Kashmir|Kashmir]].
* The Chandlers are allegedly harassed by a man named Jamie Dunn, who attempts to land [[Bob]] in prison.

==References==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

List of Chris's lies

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{{quote|I do not lie all the time; I lie some of the time.|[[Chris]], lying during the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]]}}

[[Chris]], not being one to accept personal responsibility, will frequently '''lie''' to save face.

In many cases, he will lie in a meager attempt to be "clever" or "outwit" the [[trolls]]. However, Chris is totally incapable of lying in a way that looks remotely convincing, so his lies have the opposite effect (e.g. going to Redmond). In other cases, he will lie to deny accepting personal responsibility for his actions (e.g. drawing [[ShecameforCWC.jpg|Rule 34]] of [[Megan]]).

The reason why Chris is capable of telling bold-faced lies while still claiming to be [[Honest content|TRUE and HONEST]] probably derives from failing to understand the concept of a "white lie": a lie said out of courtesy to avoid offending people with the uncomfortable truth. Because telling this kind of lie usually is socially acceptable and won't tarnish one's reputation, Chris, in his usual blindness to social rules, probably learned through his [[autistic]] brain that it is okay to lie in order to save face, because it is possible to do so while still remaining [[TRUE and HONEST]].

Complicating this further is the fact that Chris does not attempt to support his claims with any shred of evidence. The end result is a compulsive liar who is about as sly as a two-year-old who has been caught with both hands in the proverbial cookie jar screaming his head off about how he wasn't trying to steal anything whist bits of cookie fly out of his mouth.

This list serves to document all of Chris's blatant falsehoods. While Chris is known to speak half-truth, exaggerate, etc., the fact that he is willing to outright tell blatant lies and untruths with no grounds in reality is disturbing and this list serves to document the latter.

==Chris's lies==
* In a [[Mumble]] chat, he lied and said that nude photos of him on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] were photoshopped, despite the fact that he consented to these photos.<ref>[[Mumble 2|Mumble Chat #2]], ~44 minute mark</ref> Chris also lied to someone he believed to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] about the ED images being photoshopped.<ref name="ReferenceA">[[Miyamoto Saga#From Chris to Miyamoto]]</ref>
* For two days, Chris claimed to have a new [[sweetheart]] named [[Chloe]] after the [[Blanca]] breakup. The first mention was to his fans, of all people.<ref>[[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction]]</ref> Yet, if he were already seeing Chloe, why was he sad about breaking up with Blanca? Chris claimed to have met Chloe IRL at [[GameStop]], where they struck up a conversation, yet Chris has constantly said he freezes even while practicing talking to women.<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref> The most damning evidence is Chris never mentioned Chloe again. Furthermore, as of [[Mailbag 13|Mailbag #13]], he denies that he ever said anything about a Chloe.
* Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|lied]] about taking a trip to Redmond because he had no financial support and to get a "Peaceful Weekend Getaway from the Trolls of the internet."<ref name="ReferenceA"/>
* Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|claimed]] that [[Blanca]] received the [[medallion]] and sent it back so Chris could modify it, yet the medallion with the "special marks" was destroyed on YouTube. Furthermore, in a private chat with [[Robert Simmons V]]{{cite}}, Chris admits that the medallion was procured and was hastily working on a new one to throw the trolls off guard.
* When a nefarious IRL [[Jerkop]] confronted Chris on his [[Attraction Sign]], Chris quickly hid the sign while the Jerkop left to get the [[Manajerk]]. Then, Chris proceeded to lie and pretend he never brought the sign, resulting in him being banned from the store.
* Chris claimed that he was banned from [[The GAMe PLACe]] forever for going behind the counter. In fact, as revealed by [[Mimms]] on the PVCC forum, the ban for going behind the counter was temporary, and what got him banned forever was the fact that he got into a shouting match with a child and treated the [[Michael Snyder|store's manager]] rudely.
* In an e-mail,<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2008]] - "Against me, [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|that page]] has broken the closest thing I've had to a relationship with Megan Schroeder, who I've finally had at her first time of saying with feeling, 'I Love You' to me, then she found that page and she broke up with me."</ref> Chris claimed Megan said she loved him, when in reality she said no such thing.
* He has made occasional claims<ref>See [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009]] and [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009]].</ref> that he really doesn't hate [[homos]], despite several instances of him showing otherwise.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]], [[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE]], [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]], [[It's UGH!]], [[CWC "Boyfriend"]], [[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls]]</ref>
* In an [[IRC (20 January 2009)|IRC chat]]<ref>[[IRC (20 January 2009)]] at 21:21</ref> with [[Clyde Cash]] and [[BILLY MAYS]], Chris told Clyde, "People who call others homo are themselves in dire question of their own sexual preferences." When Clyde pointed out that Chris had called Clyde a homo just minutes earlier in the same chat, Chris lied that he didn't. When Chris was shown the exact words he typed, he said it didn't count because he was retaliating against Clyde's remark.
* Impersonated [[CChanSonichuCWC]] and called [[Kacey]], telling her about his sexual fantasies (which involves [[recycling]]).<ref>[[Kacey Phone Call]]</ref>
* Chris's challenges to CChanSonichuCWC began with a [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009|video]] in Spanish, stating that if Liquid Chris could not respond in Spanish, that would prove he is the impostor. When that [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYAAc9zAVQw backfired horribly], Chris then issued the [[SingStar Challenge|''SingStar'' Challenge]] to determine who is the real Chris. When Chris lost the ''SingStar'' Challenge, he declared that the contest meant nothing.
* Chris made a fake page<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20071108233910/http://members.aol.com/CWCSonichu/EPPromotions283.html</ref> mimicking [[PS3|PlayStation]].com that showed him as the winner of the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|''PaRappa'' contest]].
* Trying to sound like a tough guy, Chris claimed in a [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|15 October 2009]] Captain's Log entry that he "did not give a dang" about the reappearance of [[Liquid Chris]], which is obviously not true since Solid devoted the entire first half of the Captain's Log to discrediting Liquid. Solid also stated that it would be the last time he mentioned Liquid, so of course he mentioned him again in [[Brutal Legend Plus|a video six days later]]. In that video, Solid even used one of [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_1#CChanSonichuCWC.27s_Entry|Liquid's ''SingStar'' Challenge songs]] to mock the [[trolls]] (the song's original purpose being to mock Solid), proving that Liquid does indeed still agitate him.
* In [[Mailbag 14|Mailbag #14]], Chris offered a revisionist account of his ejection from [[Grace Baptist Church]], claiming that he was banned from the congregation because his pastor "found images of women in bikinis on my Facebook; he was offended." In fact, as Chris himself revealed in an e-mail to [[Lordsillynipples]] in 2008, he was kicked out after his pastor discovered the catalog of Chris's sexually deviant behavior on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], as well as the deranged YouTube rant from his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|25th birthday]].
* In [[Mailbag 25|Mailbag #25]], Chris revealed that he told [[Bob Chandler|his father]] that he had taken the videos of the [[14 Branchland Ct.|Chandler house]] off the Internet. The videos are still available on YouTube.
* Chris began receiving e-mails in [[January 2010]] pointing out to him that his drawings of the Raichu from which Rosechu spawned in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] had a pointed tail instead of a blunted one, meaning the Raichu was male. What makes this incident unique is that Chris could have easily resolved the entire conflict. Since Chris is a longtime fan of the series, he could have easily thought "Wait a sec, when did male and female Pokemon start using different sprites again?", done a few quick searches online, and found that all Raichu were drawn with pointed tails prior to 2006. Eventually, after Chris uploaded an edited page and claimed that the tail had been blunt all along, he had this realization...after someone else showed him Bulbapedia.
* In early [[February 2010]], Chris added a note to the [[CWCipedia]] page for [[Simonla Rosechu]] which claimed that she is a completely original character, and not a sloppy knockoff of [[Evan]] George's [[Simonla_Rosechu|Simonchu]]. This was, of course, an obvious lie, contradicted by Chris's own e-mails and other statements about Simonla's creation. Later, in a [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|phone conversation]] with Alec Benson Leary, Chris acted surprised that anyone would be unwilling to accept this "retraction" of the truth, suggesting that he doesn't even comprehend why people might not believe his lies.
* On Chris's [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5|fifth phone call with Alec]], Chris very quickly found his own logic being used against him. To extricate himself from having to admit he was wrong, Chris instead set the phone down and very unconvincingly pretended to be his own [[Barbara Chandler|mother]], carrying on a small "conversation" with Chris asking him to clean up some [[Chandler cats|cat shit]]. Chris then came back to the phone to tell Alec his mom needed him to take care of the cat and that he had to hang up.
* During the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth conversation with Alec]], Chris claims Nintendo sent him a letter saying Chris had free reign to use Pikachu in his comic, but when Alec asked Chris to upload the letter, Chris said he "misplaced" it. Also, during the call, Chris confidently stated that he "regularly" plays every single one of the games he owns — this being a valid reason he could not sell them for money. Chris owns [[List of Chris's games|roughly 600]] different video games, so unless Chris has figured out [[Time Void|a way to stop time]], it would be impossible for him to play all of those games regularly.
* Chris went to great lengths to tell the fans that he would never show gore and violence in his comics. However, he breaks this statement by killing Evan in a very gory fashion in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. He later insists in [[Jackie_Chat_1|his first chat with Jackie]] that it was justified because Alec "gored it up first." Episode #17, which was written long before ''Asperchu'' even began, ended with Rosechu stripping naked, ''clawing a man's head open'', ''electrocuting him'', and ''leaving him in a puddle of his own blood''.
* When the trolls started to demand more comics, Chris stated that he was never sure whether he wanted to make money with ''Sonichu''; if that were true, he would never have tried to make a [[Sonichu Adventure|video game]] about ''[[Sonichu]]'', nor try to sell it to businesspeople.
* Chris has repeatedly referred to [[The Wallflower]] as his "girlfriend", despite making a video [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|pleading for her to be with him]], and, in fact, complaining about her essentially putting him in the [[friend zone]].
* Chris promised to [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|"remove [him]self from the Internet"]], only to [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|return in less than 48 hours]].
* [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|While trying to get himself back into The GAMe PLACe]], Chris told Michael Snyder that he's become a better person. This is after all the things he's done since [[2008#April|April 2008]]. He ends this meeting by calling Michael a Jew, despite stating he had nothing against Jews not five minutes earlier.
* Chris's [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|CWCipedia article about The Wallflower]] contains some of the biggest flights of fancy, blatant lies, exaggerations, half-truths, and flat-out delusions seen yet from Chris outside of the [[Father Call]]. Specifically, he claimed that he and The Wallflower had shared a kiss; since this would have been Chris's "real" first kiss (aside from "[[Chloe]]", a lie), it was considered important by obsessive CWCki editors to see if he remembers it later (the Wallflower CWCipedia page article was written on April the 19th). Naturally...[[Jackie e-mails Part 2|leaked e-mails from Jackie]] show that by the 10th of April, ''nine days before making this highly suspicious claim'', Chris had either a.) [[Jackie_e-mails_Part_2#Jackie.27s_Questionaire_1|momentarily forgotten that he had been kissed]] — a monumental occasion in his life; b,) lied on his CWCipedia about being kissed; or c.) lied to Jackie about being kissed. In the end, a lie is still a lie, although it's ''possible'' he's basing his story on a gross exaggeration of the truth (the two sharing a drinking straw is the current troll favorite for this).
* In [[Mailbag 49|Mailbag #49]], when asked about his opinion on a possible repeal of the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy that would allow open homosexuals to serve in the U.S. military, Chris said that he thought the policy should only be repealed so that "the [[homos]] can go die in explosions." When called out on this in [[Mailbag 51|several]] [[Mailbag 53|later]] [[Mailbag 54|Mailbags]], Chris forgoes apology to either deny the claim ever took place, or claimed that he had retracted it. Later, he would alter an e-mail in [[Mailbag 51|Mailbag #51]] which contained the quoted remark to make it appear as though Chris was being pro-gay in the original e-mail. Up until the death of the CWCipedia in May 2010, the original, homophobic reply in [[Mailbag 49|Mailbag #49]] remained unchanged and unretracted.
* In the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|e-mails]] with Clyde Cash and [[Surfshack Tito]] about Chris's PS3, Chris swore that he would not reveal the name of his [[Jackie|new girlfriend]]. He broke this promise in [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|a video]] not two weeks later.
* Also in the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], Chris said he would not buy another PS3. Not only did he do that and begin earning trophies about two weeks later, he also bought a PS Move controller ([[ECV 00001|seen in this video]]).
* In [[Jackie_E-mails_23|an e-mail exchange with Jackie]], he claims his penis is bigger than previously photographed and is no longer bent.
* In the Autism Tutorials, Chris claims he "fit in perfectly" with his high school classmates. The reality is he was socially awkward and generally disliked.{{quote|I'm starting to really kinda doubt this whole 'honesty' thing you keep talking about.|Matthew Devoria - [[Father Call]]}}

==Sauces==
<references />

[[Category:Lists]]

Pregnant Act

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[[File:JuniorMoviePoster.png|thumb|The upcoming blockbuster movie]]
[[File:128747284554.png|thumb|Artist's rendition]]
{{Quote|I'd love it if you made a video where you strapped some pillows under your shirt, or some other kind of weight, and showed yourself enduring the stress of pregnancy. It would be such a romantic gesture!|[[Jackie]]<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 18]]</ref>}}
'''Pregnant Act''' is a creepy video [[Chris]] uploaded on 18 [[October 2010]]. The scene begins with what amounts to a [[Chris and reality|biologically impossible]] (on multiple levels) self-impregnation, Chris having received what is presumably [[Jackie]]'s egg cell, which he has fertilized with his own [[navy]]. The 'pregnancy' is given form by padding under Chris's shirt, including the [[Plush Breasts|plush breasts]].

Having effectively screwed himself, the next scene has Chris on his back, futilely attempting to right himself. Next comes the birthing scene, Chris now pointing the camera at his own crotch, and completing the birth by tossing a [[Li'l Chris|teddy bear]] onto his knees.

Finally, Chris has his stomach exposed, and the plush breasts stuffed down his [[sports bra]], while he forces the bear to suckle from his mildew-smelling, alkaline, bleach-smelling teat. The "newborn baby" then says its first words.

Chris removed the video the following day, and uploaded a newly recorded version shortly after.

The video was inspired by the supposed travails of [[Jackie]]'s aunt and uncle.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 18]]</ref>
{{clear}}

==Video==
[[Image:Guncomic.jpg|thumb|100px|right|The nightmarish and often forgotten first birth]]

{{Infobox/video
| name = Pregnant Act
| video = {{#ev:youtube|j7I2QBukJ4Y}}
| stardate = 18 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Other|Male pregnancy}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt = {{VerticalRedYellowShirt|text}}, {{Cwcbra|text}}, {{K-SwissShirt|text}}
| previous = [[100 2281]]
| next = [[Breast Cancer Awareness]]
}}

{{quote|I gave birth to a little beautiful baby... bear. And she's female!}}

=== Transcript ===

Oh my god... look at me! Huh! My girlfriend reverse-impregnated me! [[Honor Roll|The egg came out of her, and got into me!]] When we were having sexxxsss... oh my gosh. Goodness... [''camera fumbling then jump cut'']

Hm. Ugh. Goodness it's difficult to get up these days, with number one in the way. Oof! Little heavy made me fall down. Made me fall down! [''camera fumbling''] Maybe I try... and see if get up. Oop! I fell down again! [''mumbling''] Let me tell you... oof! Ahh! [''grunts, then jump cut'']

Oh my goodness, it's a big one! [''grunts, strains, and mumbles''] Must watch breath... one two three! [''gasps''] EEeeaaahhhhgh! Ah! [''throws a stuffed bear onto lap''] Well! Congratulate me! I gave birth to a little beautiful baby... bear. And she's [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|female]]! Goodness... wow. [''jump cut'']

It's baby's open that's right little child. Eat all you want out of there. You eat all you want out of there. [''an electronic toy says "I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!"''] Ha! First w-her first words! [[30 August 2009|We]] love you too!

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2281]]|nextlink=[[Breast Cancer Awareness]]}}

==The Remake==
Chris removed the original video on 19 October, and uploaded a new version of the video shortly after. Now with improved lighting, and a more detailed explanation.
{{Infobox/video
| name = Pregnant Act
| video = {{#ev:youtube|N9XfL8cRoo0}}
| stardate = 19 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Other|Male pregnancy}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt = {{VertRedGreenShirt|text}}, {{Cwcbra|text}}
| previous = [[A Public Announcement for Congress]]
| next = [[A Workout]]
}}

{{quote|Little baby's drinking my breast milk. Yeah you enjoy that don’t ya?}}

===Transcript===
[[File:ChrisGivingBirth.jpg|thumb|Artist's summary of the video]]

Oh my goodness [[Chris and English|me look at this]] I had sex with my girlfriend and it backfired on me, can’t believe this. Her egg went inside my [[Duck|dick]] and now it’s- now it’s been in me for like 9 months.

Engh man I’m gunna get these stretch marks in a little while…ummgh dang. egh [[Obesity|laying down it’s hard for me to get back up again]]. Eeeaauuh, ung ung ung! Ehh! Well that was a major push, hope I didn’t lose it there! Erro here come- aaa ahhh think [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|it’s coming out the butt]]…think it’s coming out the - aaaaa one two three one two three. Engh! Engh! ENNGGHHHHHAAA!

Well will you look at that, I gave birth to a beautiful baby... girl bear! [''Chris has his shirt pulled up, exposing his muscle bra and pale fish-belly, the bear is pressed up against the plush breasts''] You- no- little baby's drinking my [[Navy|breast milk]]. Yeah you enjoy that don’t ya? My lil- my lil girl.

[''an electronic toy says "I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!"''] Hmm...

==References==
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]|nextlink=[[A Workout]]}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
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[[Category: Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest| 2010-10-18]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, October 2010| 2010-10-18]]
[[Category: Jackie Saga videos| 2010-10-18]]

Emily Date Conversation Transcript

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In [[March 2009|19 March 2009]], [[Chris]] went on his first (and only) [[dating|date]] ever with a [[troll]] called [[Emily]]. For posterity's sake, the event was recorded, and is now presented in text format for your enjoyment here.

The voices heard in the recording are those of an elite crack team of courageous trolls and trollettes.

==Summary==
*The trolls worry about a possible appearance by [[Snorlax|Barb]], run a mic check.
*Emily talks to [[Bob]], ignores Chris.
*Bob recites his work history, from serving in the army to retirement. Chris talks a grand total of 9 times, gets ignored.
*Bob goes on at length about being retired. Chris tries to interrupt several times, and fails several times.
*Chris reveals his favorite artist is [[Britney Spears]].
*Bob reveals his patchy medical history.
*Finally, Chris gets a whole minute in which to talk. The [[Amnyfest Ring]] makes an appearance.
*Chris asks why [[University of Virginia|UVA]] doesn't have a [[Sonichu Girls]] chapter.
*Chris brings up his [[Heterochromia|pink-eye]].
*Bob goes back to his health problems.
*Bob and Chris mention their [[Cherokee]] heritage.
*Chris flirts.
*Chris [[fail]]s at flirting.
*Chris does the infamous [[Donald Duck]] impression.
*Chris talks about [[Sailor Moon]].
*Emily and Chris leave Bob and go out into the mall.
*Chris brings up winning the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|Sonic competition]].
*Emily tries to be discreet about going to the bathroom. Chris announces she's on her period.
*Emily flees.
*The [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Pickle]] Man arrives and saves Emily, whereupon Chris announces "HE KNOWS [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH]]."
*Chris tries to kiss Emily goodbye.
*Emily makes good her escape and goes home with the Pickle Man.

==Cast==

'''Frosty''' - A whiz kid, his high-tech know-how keeps the group online.

'''Camwhore''' - "Emily's friend", her mission is to capture video of the event.

'''Emily''' - Queen of trolls, she risks both life and limb on a plunge into the heart of darkness.

'''Pickle Man''' - Brave and daring hero, he protects Emily from certain peril.

'''Chris''' - Misshapen, autistic manchild, his disgusting nature seeps into the very recording of his voice.

'''Bob''' - [[Robert Chandler]], the proud [[Internet]] lumberjack, yet also slave to the manchild.

== Prelude... (00:00 - 03:13) ==
[[Image:ThongMic.jpg|thumb|right|Artist's impression of what Emily is wearing.]]
'''Frosty:''' Okay... lock it?

'''Frosty:''' Okay-

'''Camwhore:''' Are you wearing a thong? With a-

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Camwhore:''' That better be fuckin' ''tight''.

'''Emily:''' It's tight.

'''Camwhore:''' That may pop out while you're walking around, while you're like-

'''Emily:''' I should be like-

'''Camwhore:''' Or a robotic vagina.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Camwhore:''' Say "It's my vibrator."

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Camwhore:''' It's one of those things that you see taped to those- those hentai-

'''Frosty:''' Well, the thing is, Chris- if you said that to Chris, he would squeal.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs''] Ungh, ungh, ungh, ungh! Okay, if he get's, like, ''way'' too close to me, I'm just gonna be like- get my chair farther away.

'''Camwhore:''' [inaudible]

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Camwhore:''' I really like your [inaudible]

'''Pickle Man:''' [''laughs''] Maybe Barb- Barbara can come.

'''Emily:''' Apparently, she doesn't leave the house anymore.

'''Pickle Man:''' No, I'm just [inaudible]

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Pickle Man:''' [inaudible]

'''Frosty:''' There- there are Barb candidates ''everywhere''.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Frosty:''' No, no, no, no, no, no. But- but in all actuality, there should be no Barb; if there ''is'' Barb, I will shit myself.

'''Emily:''' If there is Barb, we're- we're done.

'''Camwhore:''' We're not showing up.

'''Frosty:''' Yeah.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Frosty:''' "You brought your mommy?"

'''Emily:''' I should be like, "No– just put that shit in the bag, and we're not doing anything today."

'''Camwhore:''' Yeah.

'''Frosty:''' Yeah.

'''Emily:''' That's it.

'''Camwhore:''' And you can call him and be like "You owe me a ''dire'' apology, and you're the… jack-off-"

'''Emily:''' No– I'm sure I'm gonna yell at him, and make him ''cry''.

'''Frosty:''' Yeah.

'''Emily:''' And I'm gonna be like "Oh– I live in Clyde's playboy mansion now." [''laughs'']

'''Frosty:''' No– even better!

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Camwhore:''' [aside] I'm waiting. I'm ''part'' of Clyde's playboy mansion.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Camwhore:''' I'm the janitor.

[''all laugh loudly'']
'''Emily:''' Okay– let's go see if he's there.

'''Camwhore:''' ''You'' go see if he's there.

'''Emily:''' ''No!'' 'Cause- 'cause it's-

'''Pickle Man:''' [inaudible (but about "a girl")]

'''Emily:''' 'Cause I'm gonna make it like an entrance, like… ''"Hiii!"''

'''Pickle Man:''' Did he say where [inaudible, presumably where he'll park his car, judging by Camwhore's response]

'''Emily:''' No. Like, he wants to be- he wants to meet in front of Chick-Fil-A, so…

'''Camwhore:''' Figures! But the ''general'' idea would be you park near where you wanna… go.

'''Pickle Man:''' [inaudible]

'''Emily:''' [''chuckles'']

'''Pickle Man:''' [inaudible]

'''Camwhore:''' What if that [inaudible]

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Camwhore:''' [aside] [inaudible] Do you see those pile of balloons right there? Swear to God: it looks like a penis.

'''Pickle Man:''' [inaudible]

'''Camwhore:''' The balloons. Right here.

'''Emily:''' Oh… [''laughs'']

'''Camwhore:''' It's a fuckin' penis.

[pause]

'''Camwhore:''' Nope.

'''Emily:''' Oh, okay.

[pause]

'''Emily:''' [''sighs'']

'''Camwhore:''' [''sighs'']

[pause]

'''Camwhore:''' There's that ugly bitch that looks like Hamster Girl… at Starbucks.

'''Emily:''' [''chuckles'']

'''Camwhore:''' She ''looks'' like Hamster Girl.

'''Pickle Man:''' ''Which'' one looks like Hamster Girl?

'''Camwhore:''' Right there. The only one that you can see working?

'''Pickle Man:''' Oh– over at Starbucks? You should see her with that hair off.

'''Camwhore:''' No, no, no. She looks like Hamster Girl. [inaudible]

'''Pickle Man:''' I'm telling you: you should see her with that hair off!

'''Camwhore:''' Oh– she don't have no hair?

'''Pickle Man:''' Um...

'''Camwhore:''' Oh– she has a fake-

'''Pickle Man:''' She has fake hair, or… she has no hair… or the hair back like this.

'''Camwhore:''' Well, yeah– I knew that.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Camwhore:''' I was gonna say: I don't- I guess she dyed her hair blond. 'Cause I remember seeing her with some ugly, strange-colored hair.

===Target acquired (03:13 - 04:43)===

'''Frosty:''' There he is!

'''Camwhore:''' shut up!

'''Emily:''' [startled] What?

'''Frosty:''' I can see a [inaudible] jacket

'''Emily:''' Oh my God! [jokingly] Eject! Oh my God!

'''Frosty:''' Is your jacket on? [unintelligible] Put your jacket on. Are you ready?

'''Emily:''' Yeah– I'm ready. [''laughs nervously''] This is gonna be my best acting moment ever.

'''Pickle Man:''' He can't see my face before I suit up.

'''Emily:''' Yeah– go, like, look, 'cause he has to sit down first.

'''Pickle Man:''' [inaudible]

'''Frosty:''' He'll realize later: that's what it was.

'''Camwhore:''' I don't feel bad.

'''Emily:''' Okay. Hopefully, he, like, won't come, like, around and- [inaudibly interrupted] Huh? I don't have my phone.

[pause]

'''Emily:''' Oh my God…

[pause]

'''Emily:''' If this goes all smoothly, I should get, like…

'''Pickle Man:''' [inaudible] Where do I sit… to, like, watch [inaudible]

'''Emily:''' Um, there's some ''benches'', like… by the tables. [abruptly] Oh! Oh! Oh, no.

'''Pickle Man:''' Where do I go?

'''Emily:''' Okay– there's some benches, like, ''nearby''…

'''Pickle Man:''' Yeah?

'''Emily:''' Um, just sit and watch him [unintelligible] till you need to go change or whatever.

'''Pickle Man:''' Okay. Well, I- I started the- I [inaudible]

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Pickle Man:''' Okay. I'll [inaudible]

'''Emily:''' [''exhales loudly''] Yeah. Or just, like… kinda walk around and see if you can… see us.

===The Green Mile (04:44 - 05:19)===

[Nothing but Emily's footfalls can be heard as she marches off to meet the manchild.]

===Meet the parent (05:20 - 07:17)===

'''Emily:''' ''Hi!''

'''Chris:''' Hello! Emily?

'''Emily:''' Yeah! I'm Emily. So nice to meet you!

'''Chris:''' Hi, Emily. This is my father, Robert.

'''Bob:''' Hello.

'''Emily:''' Hello.

[pause]

'''Emily:''' I've started shopping a little bit.

'''Chris:''' That's alright.

'''Bob:''' You're from West Virgina?

'''Emily:''' Yeah... I used to live here for a while, but then, I-

'''Chris:''' [abruptly] Hey!

'''Emily:''' But then, I moved to-

'''Chris:''' Cute hat!

'''Emily:''' Yeah– I thought you might like it.

'''Chris:''' [''laughs contentedly'']

'''Bob:''' You go to school over there?

'''Emily:''' Yeah– University of West Virginia. My friend, uh, wanted to go to school there, and she's my best friend, so I have to… go with her everywhere! [''laughs nervously'']

'''Bob:''' That sounds like the best way to do things!

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Hey, Emily– you mind, uh, a photo of you and me together?

'''Emily:''' Sure!

[pause]

'''Bob:''' What are you taking?

'''Emily:''' I'm doing journalism.

'''Bob:''' What?

'''Emily:''' ''Journalism.''

'''Bob:''' Journalism?

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' Ah! You wanna be a writer!

'''Emily:''' Yeah! [''giggles''] I did a lot-

'''Bob:''' He has a… [[Cole Smithey|''half-brother'']] who's- who lives in New York City… and, uh, does ''freelance'' writing and show reviews and things… for newspapers and magazines.

'''Emily:''' Is it- does he love it?

'''Bob:''' I ''guess''.

'''Emily:''' [''giggles again'']

'''Bob:''' I haven't talked to him in years…

'''Emily:''' Yeah…

'''Chris:''' I can't this dang camera to work!

[pause]

'''Bob:''' Yeah– that's- I worked at, uh- I'm an engineer… and engineers never learn how to spell.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' I think very logically, but I-

'''Chris:''' Shoot! I got bad batteries in the camera.

'''Emily:''' [disappointed] Oh...

'''Bob:''' If I would- if I would ''write'' anything, half the words would be phonetically rather than the way we're… ''supposed'' to do.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Bob:''' I got along fine… writing stuff… on my ''word'' processor… when I had a ''spell'' checker.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' Without that, I'm [unintelligible, but clearly self-deprecating] [''laughs heartily'']

'''Emily:''' Did you like doing engineering?

'''Bob:''' Well... I- I had a real ''u-''nique situation…

[pause]

===Bob's work history (07:18 - 16:58)===

'''Bob:''' Look, uh… I'm- I'm really old.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' Okay– to start with: I'm 81. And, uh, I came along ''before'' transistors.

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' Not- not [unintelligible] all the safe stuff we have now, but even before ''transistors''… when we had vacuum tubes.

'''Bob:''' I, uh... got drafted after World War II. That's how old. But, uh... then, they put me in the Signal Corps, and they knew things I didn't know. They taught me how to install valve systems and switchboards and telephone poles. So, I found out: yeah– I'm pretty good at that. So, when I got out– 'course that was in 1947– I found out- now, I know that we had a depression on our hands; I didn't know it then.

'''Bob:''' You couldn't get a job, so, I thought "Well, I got the G.I. Bill. I'll go to school."

'''Emily:''' Yeah– now, it's really hard to become an engineer.

'''Bob:''' Yeah– now, ya- I, uh-

'''Bob:''' I went to… a state teaching college to start with, 'cause I had the philosophy that if I went to a big school I'd be just… swallowed up.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' So, I went to a small school and took Pre-Engineering for two years, and that was the best thing ''I'' ever did, 'cause I wound up, uh- well, I got- I got through my two years of Pre-Engineering in small classes.

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' And also, I loved music, and I was in the band and everything. And I got in the symphony orchestra… and learned a lot about music while I was up there too.

'''Bob:''' And then, I went to Auburn, and then [unintelligible] talk about getting swallowed up!

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' Then, at that time, Auburn- which now has what: 30,000 students, or something? Auburn had about 5,000 students.

'''Bob:''' I got my Engineering degree. And then, when I got out, I said "Well, I'll, uh... I can do anything with relays and telephones and valve systems, and that sort of thing. I'm gonna work for Western Electric."

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' That seems logical, right?

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' [suddenly offended somehow] Hey!

'''Bob:''' Because they make, uh-

'''Chris:''' You- no– you listen to my father… because he's somethin'! Because I get some of my intelligence from ''him''.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Especially my ''technological'' intelligence.

'''Bob:''' But anyway, I, uh- I went to work for them for 40 years, and, uh... at that point in time…

'''Bob:''' Uh, this is even ''before'' the Atlas missile… the ICBM.

'''Emily:''' Yeah. [''laughs nervously'']

'''Bob:''' ''Before'' the Korean War… and, uh- but, I- I found out they were building ''radar'' systems. Well, that was fine, but also, they had lots of government money, so they wanted some automatic test equipment. At that time, ''nothing'' was automatic. They ''had'' none!

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' So, that's what ''I'' went and built, that kinda stuff, what I learned in the army, right?

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' So, I started working with the first automatic test equipment that we ever made. And then, GE heard about it… and they came down to [possibly town name] in North Carolina.

'''Bob:''' And- so, GE came down; they offered me a job… up in upstate New York. Cold country in Utica.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Bob:''' And then, uh... I went down to build some automatic test equipment for the ICBM [unintelligible] Intercontinental Ballistic Missile.

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' Nobody knows how, 'cause we haven't done it before.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' We'd done some of this automatic test equipment down here. "Why don't you come up there?" "Well, okay!"

'''Bob:''' So, I went up there for three years and helped develop the, uh, automatic…equipment… for testing the missiles, and… all the guidance systems, and things… in the [unintelligible]

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' But- but I got- I was a soldier, true and tried, 'cause I was born in Texas and raised in Alabama.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And then, I was in North Carolina first. And then, I hit upstate New York, and I froze to death. [''chuckles'']

'''Emily:''' [''laughs''] Yeah, that must be really different! [''laughs again'']

'''Bob:''' Well, after three years, I said "I'm going back to somethin' [unintelligible]" Well, GE- I didn't know it then, but I had a real, natural ''draw''… to the mountains.

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' And I knew about Roanoke, since I'd been in, uh, [unintelligible] So, I wanted to come back to Roanoke, and GE had plants there.

'''Bob:''' And… they were there developing- specializing in industrial automation. Except they didn't done any ''automation'' yet. They were just industrial-controlled.

'''Bob:''' So, I finagled a transfer back to Roanoke, and… I got there just at the time when they were startin'… to make… any kind of automation controls for engines.

'''Bob:''' So, I got into what they call "a new business area". And I got to do ''all'' the great things. All my- I- I really had it right. I was in the right places at the right time.

'''Emily:''' Yeah. [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' Because I am very ''logically-''inclined.

'''Emily:''' That doesn't really happen nowadays, with the economy…

'''Bob:''' Yeah– and I- I'm a logician.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' Oddly enough, I never learned how a transistor even works… on records. But I ''use'' 'em all the time.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' I use 'em. I'm retired now, a long time. But… when I started out with this group, and the first thing we got into was trying to automate a steel mill… for rolling [unintelligible] steel for your cars.

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' Well, we did that. And then, I got into… how to roll papers so you could get Kleenex.

'''Emily:''' [''giggles'']

'''Chris:''' And, of course, y'know, he's the guy that designed the controls for all the plastic water machines, so without him at this time, you couldn't have the plastic for your glasses.

'''Bob:''' And- and then- then, I got into- I was in the new business area where we could do the first one… and then, somebody else would take over and do the others.

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' And- and then, I got into managing a paper mill. But then, I got into the… industry of- of, uh, like phone line warehousing, automatic transition, like BART: Bay Area Rapid Transit.

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' Automatic railroads and all that kind of stuff. Automated a bunch of that. Then, I got into automating a bunch of mine [unintelligible] around the world.

'''Emily:''' You've been through a lot!

'''Bob:''' And then, I went to automating tanker ships, so you could run 'em from the bridge and have nobody downstairs.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' Just someone else involved-

'''Chris:''' Want some water?

'''Emily:''' No, thank you.

'''Bob:''' And, uh... then, uh- then, um, I got into… I developed [unintelligible] I found out that there was very few people like me in the world that had this natural… inclination… for logic.

'''Bob:''' Anyway, like the ands, and ors, and the what-ifs, and the what-if-nots.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And then, I developed a system… called a [inaudible] that stands [unintelligible], that's an acronym.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' Hardware-oriented Y2K pile of junk!

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' Similar fortune… was in… ''hardware''.

'''Emily:''' Oh, okay.

'''Chris:''' Hey, everybody– I got [unintelligible]

'''Emily:''' Oh, thank you.

'''Bob:''' What this enables-

'''Chris:''' [unintelligible, but clearly addressing Emily]

'''Emily:''' [''giggles''] Thank you.

'''Bob:''' What this enables everybody to do- and me, too, but I was lazy…

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' Was to write down on- on paper– and design on paper from the start– a sequence of parallel lines.

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' And up to that point, nobody had a way of writin' it down on paper.

'''Emily:''' [''half-stifles a genuine laugh'']

'''Bob:''' And they ''still'' don't, really! [unintelligible]

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' But that [unintelligible] to mind, horse and buggy.

'''Bob:''' Elevator-type system that's over a 5,000 ft. hole!

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' Then, I got into, uh, designing… ''scooter'' machines, which fused all the plastic around wires, and things like that…

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' Scooters. And then, I got into... die-cast machines… and the machines automating ''them''. They make things like carburetors, and cans, and whatever.

'''Bob:''' And then, I got into ''plastics''… and even the ''plastics'' were [unintelligible] automating their machines. In the process, I ended up with about… ''two'' patents [unintelligible] in ''my'' name that ''they'' own. And all this… dumb stuff. And I saw the first 2-liter Coke bottle…

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' Come off the line in New England.

'''Bob:''' [unintelligible] on it, and all these [unintelligible] microvalves, and ''doors'', and- and, um... ''shutters'', and stuff like that made out of plastic. All this stuff we got plastic.

'''Chris:''' [unintelligible] in your frames!

'''Emily:''' Yep! [''giggles'']

'''Bob:''' Including, uh, Tupperware.

'''Emily:''' Can't… go without Tupperware…

'''Bob:''' So, then [unintelligible] ''finalized'' and- and perfected, basically, this [unintelligible] process…

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' Of design and documentation. [unintelligible] It came time for me to retire. And so, I did! [''chuckles'']

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' So, now, I'm ''un-''indated with all this stuff I did, and I don't know whether I did the world a good thing or not.

'''Emily:''' I think you did!

'''Bob:''' But I can't-

'''Emily:''' You did a lot of things.

'''Bob:''' I can't spell the word "cat" without a K in it.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, well, y'know, [[Chris and his ego|I'm proud of him anyway]], for his [[fail|accompliment]]- accom-''plish-''ments.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

[pause]

'''Bob:''' He's got a ''half-''brother who's a doctor.

'''Chris:''' ''His'' son.

'''Emily:''' ''Oh...'' okay.

'''Bob:''' And he's got a- and I have a daughter, who is his- his half-sister… that's a… Phi Beta Kappa outta UVA Atlantic.

'''Emily:''' ''Oh...'' [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' She's workin' for the federal government, and she's got a PHD now. She's working somewhere for the federal government. All these math people… I dunno.

===Retired life (16:59 - 24:22)===

'''Emily:''' I'm not very good at math. [''giggles'']

'''Bob:''' I'm not that-

'''Emily:''' That's why-

'''Bob:''' I'm good at ''logic'', but not at math.

'''Chris:''' But ''I'm'' good at math!

'''Emily:''' Oh...

'''Bob:''' He's not good at math when it comes to managing money.

[pause]

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Chris:''' Hey– look! Hey– look it! I have… ''your'' plastic lid on it!

[''Chris chuckles and Emily laughs'']

'''Bob:''' We've been working with him, now, for 27 years.

'''Bob:''' It was a challenge. ''Most'' of the time, I've been retired, so I could stay home.

'''Emily:''' Yeah... usually, if you're not very good at math, you're really good at writing, which is why I'm going for journalism.

'''Bob:''' Yeah– well, I, um... I did- I do alright with writing as long as I got a spell checker.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

[pause]

'''Bob:''' I just, uh- I- but I enjoyed my life. It- it, uh- it- I had… things; I had- I had opportunities that most people don’t get.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' I got to see all this stuff now.

'''Emily:''' That’s good. I hope that, like, y'know, I can travel around the world and, y'know... write up- do some journalism, like, overseas.

'''Bob:''' Yeah– I’ve been to Australia, and I’ve been to Korea, and I've been to England. ''Most'' people [unintelligible] to see 'em, but [unintelligible] I've never seen, 'cause they work too good.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' Well, it- it was interesting.

[pause]

'''Bob:''' I wish I could get- find out what ''Christian's'' really good- well, he’s pretty good in drawing…

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And writing.

'''Chris:''' Yeah– he- she should know; she- you’ve- you should know; you've seen a bunch of [[Chris and art|my artwork]].

'''Emily:''' Yeah! It’s really good! All my- all my friends like it, as well.

'''Bob:''' [[Chris and copyright|He’s ''creative'']]… but he’s, um... I- I guess you know he’s- [[autism|he's high-functioning autistic]]… and, um...

'''Chris''' Yeah.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' At 6, he couldn’t even ''talk''… but he was… ''programming'' [unintelligible] on hid computer: his Commodore computer…

'''Chris:''' Commodore 64.

'''Bob:''' [''laughs''] Which was his first little-

'''Emily:''' Oh! I don’t know very many- much about computers! [''giggles''] Sorry! [''giggles some more'']

'''Bob:''' You’ve probably got a laptop, with a word processor, don't ya?

'''Emily:''' [reluctantly] Yeah...

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah– but you-

'''Bob:''' Now, we've- we- we’ve brought him a long way.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' It’s been interesting.

'''Chris:''' Yeah... well, that’s a little piece for you- that you can, uh, write about, if you want to.

'''Emily:''' Yeah! That- that would be interesting.

'''Chris:''' Anyway, you- anyway, you came all the way here from, uh, VCU? Or did you make a few stops along the way?

'''Emily:''' No– I came all the way from VCU. Um... like, a lot of my fr- uh, friends over at VCU? They're into the whole Sonichu thing, but there’s a lot more… uh, like, I guess "Sonichu Girls"…

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Emily:''' Up in, uh, the University of West Virginia. And we… k- we kinda do, like, a newsletter-type thing every week.

'''Chris:''' Wow.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

[pause]

'''Bob:''' But this is in one of my favorite spots in the country.

'''Chris:''' [responding belatedly to Emily] I commend you for that.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' [unintelligible] little trees on West Avenue.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' Have you heard of West Avenue?

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' You know where West Avenue is?

'''Emily:''' Yeah– a little bit; I don’t… really go in that area.

'''Bob:''' They're at the end of VCU, then?

'''Emily:''' Yeah. [''laughs politely''] I don’t know that area very well.

'''Bob:''' It’s- it's a street of, uh, townhouses. And it's about three blocks long. And it’s got a second name called "Stork Alley".

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' And every spring, they have a "Stork Alley Rally".

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh? Oh…

'''Bob:''' At the same time, they have the Easter parade over on Monument Avenue.

'''Emily:''' Yeah– I’ve never seen it before, but my friends tell me about it. But I’m usually stuck in, y'know… college.

'''Bob:''' Yeah– but- but I was only in Richmond… um… 1975 through 1980. And then, I got married to ''his'' mother. And, um... ''he'' was born, and then, we got transferred over here; I worked for GE. And we lived in Chesterfield County… but I ''love'' West Avenue; that’s my favorite spot.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' I call it "Sesame Street".

'''Emily:''' Oh, that’s… [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' Because they call it "Stork Alley", 'cause there’s so many kids.

'''Emily:''' Oh, yeah?

[pause]

'''Bob:''' I- I- I love the Virginian area.

'''Bob:''' His ''mother''… was raised– but you wouldn’t believe it– she- she was raised in a [unintelligible] home. And one that's [unintelligible].

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' Right there on, um… I can’t think of the name of that street: the one that goes right in front of the Burger King… down at… VCU.

'''Emily:''' I don’t know what… streets really are-

'''Bob:''' Well, again- but that is a street that goes right in front of Burger King…

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' And right down the street from there is where… ''his'' mother lived for about 20 years and raised her first son. And he’s got a lot of ties to the family, too; he just doesn’t like me.

'''Emily:''' Oh... do you guys have a big family?

[pause]

'''Bob:''' Well, uh, we’ve got- we've got ''my'' son, and my daughter. You- my son’s in Richmond, and my daughter’s in Washington.

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' And then, we’ve got ''her'' son, who's in New York. And then, there’s the three of us.

[pause]

'''Emily:''' Yeah– Schiflett's a really big family.

'''Bob:''' Yeah– we got… two- really, two separate families.

'''Emily:''' Mmm.

'''Chris:''' Yeah... but it’s not as big as The Brady Bunch!

'''Emily:''' Yeah. [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' No… it isn't.

'''Emily:''' No.

'''Bob:''' But we- we- we enjoy it, and I- I have- uh, I grow flowers. And... I don’t have to worry about… makin' a livin' anymore…

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' With [[Social Security]], and... the GE pension. And GE's good and sound… fortunately!

'''Emily:''' Yeah. [''laughs politely'']

[pause]

'''Bob:''' So, uh... I- I grow day lilies. I’ve gotten my yard full of [unintelligible]. And in the middle, I’ve got a, um... well, about 15 foot plastic greenhouse.

'''Emily:''' Oh?

'''Bob:''' Except… inside this greenhouse, it’s different.

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' Inside this greenhouse, there’s ''plastic'' flowers.

'''Emily:''' Oh– ''plastic'' flowers?

'''Bob:''' A ''swing''… and, uh, all my ''stereo'' stuff, and, uh...

'''Chris:''' Yeah– but he’s got ''real'' flowers in his garden.

'''Emily:''' Oh. Oh, okay.

'''Bob:''' Yeah– the day lilies are real, in the garden; but inside here, it’s all flat.

'''Chris:''' Yeah– day lilies bloom about once a year, during- dur- about ''once''-

'''Bob:''' In the summer.

'''Chris:''' This- this summer.

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Bob:''' There- there's also that-

'''Chris:''' And then, they stay that way for about a month or so. It’s a beautiful garden.

'''Emily:''' Oh, I can imagine!

'''Bob:''' Yeah– I’ve got about 15,000 healthy-

'''Chris:''' [dreamily/creepily] ''Imagine!''

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' And I- I love all the music from- from Dixieland to Big Band to [unintelligible].

'''Chris:''' Raise me on music, he did!

'''Emily:''' [''giggles'']

'''Bob:''' And- and musicals. And soundtracks.

'''Emily:''' Well, what’s ''your'' favorite artist?

'''Chris:''' Uh, my favorite artist? Well, he didn’t raise me on it, but, y'know, my favorite ss- uh... ''singer'' is [[Britney Spears]].

'''Emily:''' Britney Spears?

'''Bob:''' And, uh, he's got all- uh, mine are all back from the '40s, and '30s, and '20s, and-

'''Emily:''' And he’s into… more ''modern'' pop music?

'''Chris:''' Although… I guess if I had to pick a ''classic'' favorite, it would have to be ''Satchmo''.

'''Emily:''' "Satchmo"?

'''Chris:''' Louis Armstrong.

'''Bob:''' And- but I've got him all these big ''classics'' now-

'''Chris:''' [''does terrible Satchmo impression''] "Ten feet off the ground! Ba-doom-ba-bam-bow. [''Worst attempt at scatting ever'']"

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Chris:''' [''imitates trumpet melody'']

'''Emily:''' [''giggles'']

'''Bob:''' I couldn't ''afford'' it when it came out. All the European records were [unintelligible].

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' I couldn't ''afford'' it when they came out, 'cause they were ten, twelve dollars a piece, then, but now, you can get 'em at Goodwill and Salvation Army…

'''Emily:''' Well like-

'''Bob:''' A ''quarter'' to ''fifty'' cents apiece.

'''Emily:''' [feigning enthusiastic agreement] Yeah! [''laughs weakly'']

'''Bob:''' ''Thousands'' of them now!

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' And inside, uh, I found out that inside this, um… um… ''greenhouse''…

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm?

'''Bob:''' It's got a ''dome'' ceiling… which gives it the ca- ''cathedral'' kind of [unintelligible]

'''Bob:''' Well... I found this ''great'' stereo system at, uh- in the 1970s, at Goodwill… and put ''it'' out there… along with the swing.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' And... if you turn the volume up, then that music just sounds like it’s the hall where they ''recorded'' it! Ah– it's great! Goin' out there and swingin' with my music for hours on end!

'''Emily:''' [unintelligible]

'''Bob:''' [''laughs heartily'']

'''Emily:''' That must be really relaxing!

'''Bob:''' Well, yeah– it's a nice life!

'''Emily:''' Yeah! [''laughs politely'']

===Bob's health problems (24:23 - 25:29)===

'''Bob:''' If I didn't have to worry about ''him'', I'd be in ''great'' shape!

'''Emily:''' [''laughs sympathetically'']

'''Bob:''' [''chuckles'']

'''Chris:''' [''laughs nervously''] [unintelligible] But he's been- still been in… good shape all his [unintelligible, seems like gibberish] I mean, he's been in- he's been through, uh, ''three'' triple- ''two'' triple-bypasses?

'''Bob:''' Yeah– I was supposed to ''die'' in 1980.

'''Emily:''' Oh, no! What happened?

'''Bob:''' In fact, I ''did''.

'''Emily:''' What happened?

'''Bob:''' I [[Tobacky|smoked]] too much…

'''Emily:''' Oh...

'''Bob:''' And, um... I worked for GE.

'''Bob:''' I did all this dumb stuff I shouldn't have.

'''Emily:''' Oh...

'''Chris:''' Yeah- but yeah– he- but yes– uh...

'''Bob:''' And, um...

'''Chris:''' God let him survive!

'''Bob:''' I had a couple heart attacks, and...

'''Emily:''' [responding to Chris] Yeah– for a reason!

'''Chris:''' And he's got a pacemaker now!

'''Bob:''' Yeah... I- I've been through- I lived through a triple-bypass in 1980 when they were brand new.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs nervously'']

'''Bob:''' And survived that… so, [[Chris and death|I've only died a couple times!]] And then, I got- I got through that. Then, ''he'' came along.

'''Chris:''' Hey! He come-

'''Bob:''' And then, I- I got retired…

'''Chris:''' Hey!

'''Emily:''' Hmm?

'''Chris:''' Yeah– hey– he's the one that's b- that has seen the light, but did not actually go ''to'' it…

'''Emily:''' Yeah. [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' And, um...

'''Chris:''' A ''number'' of times.

'''Bob:''' I had ''another'' triple-bypass in '92… And I died a couple times that [unintelligible] And that was at Chippenham, over in Chester County.

'''Emily:''' Oh...

===Memories of High School (25:30 - 26:12)===

'''Bob:''' And, uh... when I was over there with him, I- I put him to school through, uh, ''Chesterfield'' County's school system.

'''Chris:''' Uh...

'''Bob:''' Well, they're the best in the country…

'''Emily:''' Yeah...

'''Bob:''' For- for schools, ''I'' think.

'''Chris:''' Yeah...

'''Bob:''' And- and, um...

'''Chris:''' Manchester High.

'''Emily:''' [uninterested] Oh, really?

'''Bob:''' Then, um...

'''Chris:''' That's my birthstone: [[Amnyfest Ring|amnyfest]].

'''Emily:''' And the ''side'' of it… What does it say: "Lancers"?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Emily:''' Is that- wait– is that your mascot?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Emily:''' Then…what's on the other side? "[[2000]]"?

'''Chris:''' Yes... that's my class and coat'a arms.

'''Emily:''' Oh...

'''Chris:''' [[Manchester High School]]. And look at the jewel! It's a galaxy cut on top, and a [[rainbow]] on the bottom. If you look at- in the ring-

'''Emily:''' Yeah!

'''Chris:''' Do you see-

'''Emily:''' I see it!

'''Chris:''' Do you see the rainbow?

'''Emily:''' Yeah!

'''Chris:''' Yeah. [[speech impediment|Well, anyway, like, y'know,]] I guess that's enough- y'know, that's enough talk from ''him''. Uh... you were gonna ask…

'''Emily:''' Aww...

'''Chris:''' ''Me'' something?

===The "Sonichu Girls" Club (26:13 - 29:01)===

'''Bob:''' Now, I wanna find out about these… ''Sonichu'' Girls!

'''Emily:''' [''laughs''] Sonichu Girls?

'''Bob:''' 'Cause I didn't know about them.

'''Emily:''' Oh– didn't… Chris tell you about them?

'''Bob:''' No– he doesn't- no– he doesn't normally- he doesn't… ''tell'' me much about them, so... See– he's a- he- he and his mother stay up all night… and I stay up all day.

'''Emily:''' Oh...

'''Chris:''' Uh... actually reminds me more- actually, we're more- sometimes, you stay up in the day; sometimes, you stay up in the night.

'''Emily:''' So, you've got, like, ''mixed''… like, sleep schedules, I guess?

'''Chris:''' ''Yeah''... my mom- and my- my mom picked up my bad biological- my messed-up [[biological clock]].

'''Bob:''' Yeah...

'''Emily:''' Oh...

'''Bob:''' She stays up all night! But anyway... I- I- yeah– I found out about 'em from… I guess, when you called on the phone…

'''Emily:''' Oh! [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' And- and left a message.

'''Emily:''' Yeah– it's a pretty big fanbase. Um... there's actually about- about 30-some girls… at University of West Virginia who, like, are part of the fan club.

'''Bob:''' Hmm!

'''Emily:''' And then, there's- I mean, there's, uh, plenty of others, like, around the world, too, that- we talk to… um, on the forums that we have?

'''Bob:''' Uh-huh.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' Do- you got one here in UVA?

'''Emily:''' I don't know… [''giggles''] I don't have very many friends at UVA.

'''Bob:''' [inaudible]

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely''] That's why I heard- that's why.

'''Bob:''' VCU's [unintelligible].

'''Emily:''' Yeah. They're a lot more laid-back over there.

'''Bob:''' Yeah. Well, they're in the sand! How else could you be?

'''Emily:''' Yeah. [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' 'Cause in the sand, you have to be laid-back.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

[pause]

'''Bob:''' Y'know, I was curious about this- this club…

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh?

'''Bob:''' I- I didn't know he even knew about it! ''I'' didn't know about it. I think it's great!

'''Emily:''' Yeah!

[pause]

'''Chris:''' Hey– I've been on the [[Internet]] chat! And plus, y'know...

'''Bob:''' [inaudible]

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Y'know, certain-

'''Bob:''' Plus [[medallion|the ''medallion'']], Christian!

'''Chris:''' Yeah... um...

'''Bob:''' He's got this yellow medallion with Sonichu on it…

'''Emily:''' Yeah! Why- why aren't you wearing your… [suddenly concerned] m- medallion?

'''Chris:''' Um... I just believe I expressed that, uh... in a video on, uh, [[YouTube]]? But I- I, uh...

'''Emily:''' I might've missed that; I'm not sure.

'''Chris:''' Yeah– um... I'd rather not say in front of- I'd rather not say in front of ''Father''… but, uh...

'''Bob:''' There's a lot of things he doesn't tell me; he doesn't share things with me.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Emily:''' ''Oh''... [''laughs nervously'']

'''Chris:''' [whispering] If I told him why, he'd have ''another'' heart attack…

'''Emily:''' Oh, no! [''laughs politely'']

[pause]

'''Bob:''' Whatever.

'''Emily:''' Yeah! [''laughs politely again'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah... But I mean, y'know… think of it this way: at least you don't have another face that you have- you don't- it saves you one face to have to look at!

'''Emily:''' Yeah... [''laughs nervously'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah– and look at 'em, y'know: they're ashually ''green-blue''.

[pause]

'''Emily:''' Yeah– I see it!

[pause]

'''Chris:''' Yeah– pink eye in that eye, and then, uh, the prescribed eye drops changed the pigment!

'''Emily:''' Wow... I didn't know that… could happen! [''laughs nervously'']

'''Chris:''' Mmm. ''Yeah''... looks like you kinda, like, uh, have green-brown eyes yourself?

'''Emily:''' Yeah...

[pause]

'''Chris:''' Uh...

'''Emily:''' I thought they were just plain brown! [''laughs politely'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah– it's just that- y'know, it's- the angle of the light kinda gave it a little bit of a greenish tint…

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Yeah...

'''Bob:''' [unintelligible] might be blue..

===Emily isn't hungry (29:02 - 29:58)===

'''Chris:''' Yeah... but ''anyway'', uh… you came all the way from VCU; uh... you hungry?

'''Emily:''' Oh– no, I'm not hungry. I ate on the way here, really.

'''Chris:''' Oh– you-

'''Emily:''' Stopped at, like, a rest stop. Got some vending m- [''laughs nervously''] vending machine snacks… and that's it.

'''Chris:''' ''Oh.'' That's good. That's good; uh... ''Father'' was thinkin' about, like- was gonna get us ''spaghetti'', and, uh... [truly flustered] we wanna sh- we wanna split it be- he was gonna split it between me, and, uh... I'm gonna split mine with you…

'''Emily:''' Oh, no… I'm not hungry. Thank you, though!

'''Chris:''' [weakly] Yeah.

'''Bob:''' We usually split a spaghetti, 'cause I- I can't eat it all!

[pause]

'''Chris:''' ''Yeah''... it's a really big bowl for him…

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Chris:''' Really… ''whoop!''

[''Emily laughs and Chris chuckles'']

'''Bob:''' It's not as big as I'd like… y'know... it's bigger!

'''Emily:''' No… [''giggles'']

'''Chris:''' Let's see… well, Dad– why don't you go get your spaghetti?

'''Bob:''' Do you want some?

'''Emily:''' No. I'm- I'm not hungry. Thank you, though…

'''Chris:''' Yeah... we could get you some ''water''.

'''Emily:''' No– I'm not thirsty, as well.

[pause]

'''Chris:''' Mmm. Okay– well, go ahead and get your sh- go ahead and get the spaghetti, Father.

'''Bob:''' Alright.

===Bob's health problems revisited (29:59 - 32:11)===

'''Bob:''' Yeah– I got one other thing I was gonna tell you about…

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh?

'''Bob:''' Since we've talked about it: on that, uh... I've died about five times now. The last time, I was at Golden Corral. The restaurant?

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh?

'''Bob:''' [unintelligible]

'''Chris:''' And… my mom was there with him.

'''Bob:''' [''chuckles''] I just… hit the floor!

'''Emily:''' Oh, no!

'''Chris:''' No– not really; uh... he was- uh, he was pullin' out his credit c- not really "hit the floor", but… he was pullin' out his, uh, credit card?

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm?

'''Chris:''' And he would've… hit a- he was standing in front of, like, the cash register, and there was a bar railing there; the bar rail was there. If he- if my mom wasn't there to catch him…

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Chris:''' His- like his guardian angel, he would'a hit the bar and would've been… worse…

'''Emily:''' Oh...

'''Chris:''' Would've been worse off!

'''Emily:''' Oh, wow...

'''Bob:''' But anyway, uh, now, I've got a pacemaker.

'''Emily:''' Wow. [''laughs nervously'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah– and ''that's'' when he got his pacemaker.

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Bob:''' I guess that won't happen in, uh...

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

[pause]

'''Bob:''' But I- I think the real reason why I survived all those attacks… which I think I'm ''proud'' of…

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm?

'''Bob:''' I don't know about you.

'''Chris:''' ''He's'' proud of it.

'''Bob:''' ''I'm'' proud of it. I don't know whether ''he'' is or not.

'''Chris:''' I'm proud of him, for it!

'''Bob:''' But I'm, um- I found out a few years ago- about… 10 or 15 years ago…

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm?

'''Bob:''' That I was… at least one-fourth Cherokee!

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah– so, that makes me an eighth… Cherokee.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' So, I figured that- and then, I checked back all my father's… relatives [unintelligible] all the way up to be up in their 80s, and 90s, and even over ''100'' sometimes.

'''Emily:''' Dang! [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' Well, I figured: well, that's why I keep bouncin' back from this.

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' This ain't my time yet.

'''Chris:''' Yeah– either that or, uh, God's lettin' him stick around for my… c- for ''my'' case.

'''Bob:''' Somebody's gotta look out for him!

'''Emily:''' Oh... [''laughs nervously'']

'''Bob:''' [''cackles'']

'''Chris:''' [''cackles almost identically'']

'''Bob:''' Somebody's gotta pay the bills!

'''Emily:''' [''laughs nervously again'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah… okay, Dad, uh... you s- alright, Dad-

'''Bob:''' Now- now, I'm dismissed, so I can go eat.

'''Emily:''' Oh... [''laughs nervously yet again'']

'''Chris:''' Well… not really "dismissed", because… y'know, I'm a little hungry myself… So… [''laughs nervously''] y'know, Dad, please go get the spaghetti and the bread.

'''Bob:''' You sure you don't want something?

'''Emily:''' Yeah– I'm sure. Thank you for asking, though.

'''Chris:''' Yeah– y'know, I was concerned, myself.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' Well, I'll let you two talk… mainly to save the table…

'''Emily:''' [''laughs''] Yeah…

'''Bob:''' [''laughs heartily''] Then, I'll come back, and… If you don't mind us eatin' in front of you!

'''Emily:''' I don't mind.

[pause]

'''Bob:''' You better tell me more about this club you've got!

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

[''Bob walks away'']

===Chris fails at flirting (32:12 - 36:48)===

'''Chris:''' Mmm. Yeah– y'know, you- uh... I must say you look ''good''.

'''Emily:''' Oh– thank you!

'''Chris:''' And, y'know, you are the first, uh, female Sonichu fan to have actually come a long distance to see me.

'''Emily:''' Oh– well, it's not that far! I’m sure, like, maybe some of the girls from VCU would come down sometime: like, maybe during s- uh... summer break.

'''Chris:''' Yeah– but I mean, at least all the way from, uh, West Virginia.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' I mean, that’s farther than VCU, I'm sure.

'''Emily:''' Yeah! [''laughs politely''] We might take a road trip down here.

'''Chris:''' [in a sing-song voice] "Take a road trip! It's a little road trip!"

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Chris:''' Mmm. [''does terrifying Donald Duck impression''] "And this is my [[duck]] talk! This is, uh, Donald Duck!"

'''Emily:''' [''laughs in disbelief''] [almost fearful] Is that the one that scared that child?

'''Chris:''' Uh... at the-

'''Emily:''' At [[Wendy's|Wendy’s]].

'''Chris:''' Uh...

'''Emily:''' I don’t know how that’s scary.

'''Chris:''' No– not- not- no– not- really scary; y'see, he was ''tired''…

'''Emily:''' ''Oh''... okay. So, you…

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Emily:''' Oh, okay.

'''Chris:''' But it makes a lot of children smile, ‘cause they’re familiar with that D- classic Disney character.

'''Emily:''' Yeah!

[pause]

'''Chris:''' ''Yeah''... you mi- you don’t mind if I t- if I, uh, have my hand on your shoulder?

'''Emily:''' Uh, not for too long…

'''Chris:''' [''chuckles''] "Not for too long".

'''Emily:''' ''Okay''... not- not for too long…

'''Chris:''' Okay [''incredibly creepily'']...

'''Emily:''' [''laughs nervously'']

'''Chris:''' Mmm. [''chuckles again''] This is like- wow– I finally… get, like, this… beautiful girl in front of me…

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely''] Thank you.

'''Chris:''' And she's like- and she actually got to know ''me''.

'''Emily:''' [weakly] Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Just, like, y'know, uh... Yeah. So… what’s your- what's the reason you need ''your'' [[glasses]] for? I’m ''near-''sighted myself.

'''Emily:''' Yeah– I’m nearsighted, as well.

'''Chris:''' Oh.

'''Emily:''' I don’t have very good eyes.

'''Chris:''' [''chuckles''] It's like, y'know, we’re close, so it's like, y'know, we don’t need glasses to see each other…

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Do we?

'''Emily:''' Hmm... no– it's still blurry…

'''Chris:''' ''Yeah''... Mmm. How do you look without that hat? I mean, I want- I'd like to see the, uh…

'''Emily:''' I- I like this hat. My hair doesn’t look good today.

'''Chris:''' Oh…

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Your hair doesn’t look good today? Are you sure?

'''Emily:''' Yeah– I’m sure. [''laughs nervously'']

'''Chris:''' How’s my [[hair]] look?

'''Emily:''' It looks good!

'''Chris:''' Mmm. Looks good. [''chuckles''] Boy– I've had it sleepin' against ''pillows''… and I took a shower before I went- before I went to- um, crashing on the… couch.

'''Emily:''' [slightly disgusted] Oh...

[pause]

'''Chris:''' Yeah– but I put on some, uh, bod- body s- some [[Axe|Axe body spray]] before I left. Do you like that smell?

'''Emily:''' Yeah– it depends on which one it is.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Emily:''' Uh, which one is it?

'''Chris:''' I believe it's, uh... it's called "Proximity".

'''Emily:''' Oh– I ''really'' like the choc- the new chocolate one.

'''Chris:''' Oh– the, uh, "Dark Temptation"…

'''Emily:''' ''Yeah.''

'''Chris:''' Oh– I was running low on that can anyway.

'''Emily:''' Oh... okay.

'''Chris:''' It's like I- if I- if I- if we- if we was hookin' up, I would've gotten more of that!

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

[Note: Chris both stutters ''and'' laughs through "if we was hookin' up", so it's not at all clear that Emily realizes what she's laughing at.]

'''Chris:''' [''sighs''] But seriously, though: you ''are'' cute.

'''Emily:''' Oh– thank you.

'''Chris:''' Mmm. ''Mmm''... Yeah– I like- I like this- I like this- I like the get-up you’re wearing. It's like you're- you c- you straight- came straight from, uh... the, uh, PGSM… show.

'''Emily:''' Oh, yeah... [''laughs politely'']

'''Chris:''' It's the live-action [[Sailor Moon]].

'''Emily:''' Yeah– I’ve seen some of the episodes for that.

'''Chris:''' I’ve got the entire series-

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Saved to my [[PlayStation 3]], including the, uh, wedding episode.

'''Emily:''' Oh– I don’t… think I’ve… seen that one… so…

'''Chris:''' It's, like, the very- it's, like, a very special ''last'' episode.

'''Emily:''' Oh, okay.

[pause]

'''Chris:''' [in a strange, baby-like voice] You actually get to see ''Usagi''… [back to his normal voice] and, uh- aww, shoot– I forget his name, but, y'know...

'''Emily:''' Uh... Mamoru?

'''Chris:''' Yeah– Samoru. That’s it; ''you'' got it.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' You ''got'' it!

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Chris:''' You got it.

'''Emily:''' Yeah– I used to be a really big fan of Sailor Moon. Well, I still am; I’m just not as big of a fan as… nowadays.

'''Chris:''' Did you see [unintelligible] entire anime series?

'''Emily:''' Um, I haven’t seen the ''last'' season.

'''Chris:''' Yeah– Sailor Stars.

'''Emily:''' ''Yeah''... 'cause it didn’t come out in America, 'cause they’re, like, afraid of the transsexuals?

'''Chris:''' [''chuckles''] Yeah.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs nervously'']

[pause]

'''Chris:''' Yeah... Yeah– I kn- I know that. But I ''have'' that on, uh- I have that on ''[[DVD]]''-

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Uh, y'know, with J- Japanese audio and [[English]] subtitles.

'''Emily:''' How do you feel about that? Like, the transsexuals and… the Sailor Starlights?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Um...

[pause]

'''Emily:''' Does it, like, make you uncomfortable, or… would you-

'''Chris:''' No.

'''Emily:''' Would you have minded if, like, it came out, and the TV showed just, like, little kids?

[pause]

'''Chris:''' Um... ''Yeah''... [pitiful] I don’t have much of an opinion…

[''Emily and Chris both laugh'']

'''Emily:''' It's kind of a… sketchy subject, there.

'''Chris:''' Yeah– it's, uh- it's… [in a British accent] ''itchy''…

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

[pause]

'''Emily:''' [''laughs nervously'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah– but you can sketch a lot in your, uh... journalism, don't ya?

'''Emily:''' Yeah. Well, I m- I mean, we don’t draw a lot; we just… We do, like, the little outlines, and then, we start writing.

'''Chris:''' Okay– well, I mean, you- I mean, you sketch your ''letters''.

'''Emily:''' Yeah...

'''Chris:''' I bet you sketch your signature pretty… don’t you?

'''Emily:''' No– I thinks it's, uh- it's just basically a bunch'a scribbles.

[''Chris and Emily both laugh'']

'''Chris:''' Eh... a lot of people would say that about their signatures, I’m sure.

'''Emily:''' Well, I mean, some people just, like, put an X for their signature, and that’s it.

'''Chris:''' ''Ah''... but not you. You put…

[pause]

'''Emily:''' An E and… an S, basically. [''laughs politely'']

'''Chris:''' Uh- uh, an S?

'''Emily:''' Yeah– Emily Schiflett.

'''Chris:''' Oh– ''that’s'' your last name!

'''Emily:''' Yeah!

'''Chris:''' "Schiflett".

'''Emily:''' Yeah– my middle name’s Julia.

'''Chris:''' ''"Julia"!''

'''Emily:''' ''Yeah.''

'''Chris:''' "Emily Julia Schiflett".

'''Emily:''' [weakly] Yeah.

'''Emily:''' Flows nicely, doesn’t it?

'''Chris:''' It's beautiful!

'''Emily:''' Aww... thank you.

'''Chris:''' D- do you dot your I in "Julia" with a heart?

'''Emily:''' No... [''laughs politely'']

'''Chris:''' [''chuckles'']

[pause]

===Eating spaghetti and conversing (36:49 - 44:46)===

[''Bob comes back'']

'''Chris:''' [''sighs''] Alright, Dad– uh, I'll let you, uh, divvy up the spaghetti onto my plate.

'''Bob:''' I get to divvy it up!

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Chris:''' [''chuckles'']

'''Bob:''' Wow! Christian– I don't know… I tell you, my ''treat'' to finally come down here! I love their spaghetti!

'''Emily:''' ''Oh''... really? I don't think- I've only had their pizza there… before…

'''Bob:''' Yeah– the, um- all the spaghetti places in town are too expensive.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' My favorite, though, is, um, Olive Garden.

'''Emily:''' ''Oh.''

'''Chris:''' Yeah– b- but-

'''Bob:''' But they don't have one here!

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Chris:''' But they should have one here.

'''Bob:''' ''I'' think they should.

'''Emily:''' [weakly] Yeah…

'''Chris:''' You ever been to an Olive Garden?

'''Emily:''' Mm-mmm.

'''Chris:''' Mmm. Well, yeah– it's a good place to, uh, get, uh, spaghetti.

'''Emily:''' Oh, okay.

'''Chris:''' I- I've actually- yeah– y'know, I was there with my father… when- the few times we visited, uh, Olive Garden.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Chris:''' Yeah– a good place to get, uh, spaghetti; really good.

[pause]

'''Chris:''' And also, we've been to the, uh, few, uh, nearly- to the ''other'' nearly esstinct, uh, restaurants: y'know, like [[wikipedia:Shoney's|Shoney's]] and Western Sizzlin.

'''Emily:''' Oh– I haven't seen a Shoney's around in a ''while!''

'''Chris:''' There's one in Chesterfield Count- there's a bun—there's a few in the Richmond area…

'''Bob:''' And one over close to VCU!

'''Emily:''' Oh! Really? I didn't see it! [''laughs politely''] Of course, I'm- I'm usually not looking for them, so…

'''Chris:''' Yeah– we even ha- yeah– we even- at- at home, somewhere, we even have a t- we even have the- the teddy bear: the ''Shoney Bear''.

[pause]

'''Emily:''' The Shoney Bear?

'''Chris:''' Yeah– it's- that was their mascot.

'''Emily:''' Oh, okay.

'''Chris:''' And I mean, if you look it up- if you look up "Shon"- if you- I'm sure if you Googled "Shoney's", you'd, uh... find their mascot being the teddy-

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Chris:''' Being the bear.

[pause]

'''Chris:''' [in a somewhat cutesy voice] "Bein' the bear in the shirt…"

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Chris:''' [unintelligible] "to… wan- to wan- to… gawk- to ''gander'' at!"

[pause]

'''Bob:''' Christian– they got lots of juice!

[''Chris chuckles and Emily laughs'']

'''Chris:''' Well, ''you'' can have it…

'''Bob:''' [inaudible]

'''Chris:''' I don't need to, uh, ''slobber'' all over myself… Especially in front of my, uh, "lady friend", here.

'''Emily:''' Yeah. [''laughs politely''] Aww...

'''Chris:''' Mmm.

'''Bob:''' Do ya need a little bit more?

[long pause]

'''Bob:''' You can deal ''without''…

[pause]

'''Chris:''' Yeah– he doesn't usually eat the bread, so, uh, I'll take his- so, I take his breadsticks.

'''Emily:''' Oh...

'''Chris:''' I'm gonna go get some more water.

'''Emily:''' Okay!

'''Chris:''' I'll be right back.

[''Chris walks away'']

[pause]

'''Bob:''' [unintelligible] share with him.

'''Emily:''' [laughs politely]

'''Bob:''' I share with my wife. [unintelligible] She had to stay home today.

'''Emily:''' Does she do anything for a living or is she retired as well?

'''Bob:''' She's retired. She used to be a secretary. She worked for uh, General Power

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Bob:''' You know, our nice power company, whatever they're called now... Dominion?

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And uh, she worked for uhm Circuit City for a while before she retired.

'''Emily:''' Well good thing she's gone- she got out of Circuit City before they started going downhill.

'''Bob:''' Yeah, well they were going downhill [unintelligible] retired.

'''Emily:''' Oh really?

'''Bob:''' Yeah, [unintelligible] got retirement. She didn't retire 'til, a couple- three years ago. She's younger than I am...everybody is

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' But she's younger than I am, but uh [pause] [unintelligible] she uh worked [unintelligible, Chris comes back]She loves that band there, over there. I like the band there. She loves that. Grey Street. Grey Street.

'''Emily:''' Uh huh.

'''Bob:''' Do you know where Grey Street is over there? Do you uh, Do you know where the Burger King is over there by BP is?

'''Chris:''' [chuckles] Yeah.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Chris:'''[Unintelligible, Emily is laughing as he says it]

'''Bob:''' The Burger King is on Price Street.

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Bob:''' I-I-I'm an engineer [unintelligible] uh, Main uh what you would call Main Street.

'''Emily:''' Uh huh.

'''Bob:''' VCU is all back in [pause] all back in here like this,

'''Emily:''' Uh huh.

'''Bob:''' [unintelligible] and downtown Richmond is this way.

'''Chris:''' [says something about [[Pokemon]]]

'''Bob:''' He loooves Pokemon.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, we used to come down here for the Pokemon league or uh [unintelligible] Yeah, I remember that.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' Well VCU is-is you is-is here. Well all around in here, they're everywhere, but fifth Avenue is over there.

'''Emily:''' Uh huh.

'''Bob:''' And Grey Street is 3 blocks, all the way through there like this where the lower side of VCU is.

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Bob:''' And they got all their little restaurants and their little stores and things like that and they're all along Grey Street.

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Bob:''' And where his mother lived for about twenty years was right about here... On Grey Street.

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Chris:''' Hey, by the way you know I have eaten with uh, chopsticks before.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Chris:''' See there?

'''Emily:''' That may be kind of hard with a fork and a knife. [laughs]

'''Chris:''' Heh heh heh hey that's close enough.

'''Emily:''' Yeah. [laughs]

'''Chris:''' I can't...

'''Bob:''' Yeah, well while we were over there in Richmond.

'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, are you a little bit [[Honor Roll|Chinese or Asian or Japanese]]?

'''Emily:''' Nuh uh.

'''Bob:''' I think it's just from wearin' glasses.

'''Emily:''' Yeah, I think it's just the glasses... And the dark hair. [chuckles]

'''Bob:''' My best friend over there was Reverend Chen of the Korean Church.

'''Emily:''' Uh huh.

'''Chris:''' And this is in Chestfield County.

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Bob:''' Yeah. And he was from Seoul, Korea, and I was in Seoul for about a year. Went in about the time he was born.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' But he was my best friend over there, and I used to spend talking with and talking to. Because he was really interested in the world.

'''Emily:''' Mmhm.

'''Bob:''' And I'm really world oriented, and my favorite institution is the United Nations.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' I think they're the answer to everything we got in this world... but... [delayed pause] We went to the Korean church while we were over there in Chesterfield County when he was in school. I tell you, that's where picked up the chopsticks.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' [Starts talking but is cut off by Chris.]

'''Chris:''' They gave me, they gave me my bible that I used in my Sundays- days.. when I graduated from High School.

'''Emily:''' Is it part, like, in the other language? Or-

'''Bob''' and '''Chris:''' No.

'''Emily:''' Uh, only English, okay. I know there's some that have like two different languages in it.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, it's a King England- It's a King England bible.

'''Bob:''' And what they do in the Church, they-they [trails off quietly].

'''Chris:''' King's English, whatever it is.

'''Bob:''' [still quiet, hard to hear] ...Korean.

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Bob:''' It's all Korean language, except for a few of 'em. And then they had like, a wireless [unintelligible], those little earphones, where you could hear the translation.

'''Emily:''' [chuckles]

'''Bob:''' It was kind of neat, I-I enjoyed it.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, everybody was able to bring their own food and we'd get to sample it for uh-, and we'd get to have a nice lunch meal every Sunday there.

'''Bob:''' [unintelligible]

'''Emily:''' [laughs] You like spicy food?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I like- I like spicy.

'''Bob:''' What I was gonna say, uh, kimchi.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' Yeah. Go away, you know?

'''Emily:''' [laughs] Too spicy for you?

'''Bob:''' Yeah, it's too spicy for me.

'''Chris:''' [sounding it out] Kim-chi, hm.

'''Bob:''' But, uh, like they told me if anything that's red, forget it.

'''Emily:''' Yeah. [chuckles]

'''Chris:''' Except your spaghetti sauce, right Dad?

'''Bob:''' They didn't have spaghetti sauce, no they watched that to me, they gave me that more bland stuff.

'''Emily:''' Oh. [chuckles]

'''Bob:''' I even-I-I-I even had my own special [[pedofork|fork]].

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Chris:''' If it was me I can handle spicy, seriously, I can even probably even handle the kid-the kid- the kimchi, what he said.

'''Bob:''' That's- that's-

'''Emily:''' I can't handle spicy food that well, it upsets my stomach.

'''Chris:''' Mmm.

'''Bob:''' I like jalapeño a little bit

'''Emily:''' [chuckles]

'''Bob:''' -a little jalapeño. I love [unintelligible].

'''Emily:''' Hah, yeah.

'''Bob:''' [something more about jalapeños, followed by silence] Yeah, they told me anything that was red, don't pick it up.

'''Emily:''' Yeah. [laughs politely]

[silence]

===Bob on World News (44:47 - 51:00)===

'''Bob:''' Yeah, I miss Reverend Chen, he was- he was really interested in learning about the world.

'''Emily:''' Mhm.

'''Bob:''' And he didn't have much of a chance-[hard to hear] and we- we'd sit there and talk, at McDonald's-

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' every morning, for 2 to 3 hours, and just go through ''The Washington Post'', page by page, you know, just learning about the world

'''Emily:''' Good. I wish I could, like, pick up the newspaper and read more. I mean I pick up, like, our school newspaper and that's about it, but I mean when it comes to world events I read some of the articles, but I mean some of them I just can't get into.

'''Bob:''' Yeah, it's a new thing on TV.

'''Emily:''' Mhm?

'''Bob:''' At least we have it here on Comcast... I don't know what you have though.

'''Emily:''' I'm not sure what-

'''Bob:''' Over there.

'''Emily:''' I'm not sure what-

'''Bob:''' But, it's a program on public television, it's really a station here, we have three different stations, [unintelligible] and one of them's called World News. [says call sign], World News.

'''Emily:''' I don't think we have that.

'''Bob:''' And, they uh-they have uh English translations of everything on it, but they have programs that originate all over the world. [unintelligible] So you see how the rest of the world looks at the U.S.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' So you see what they're saying about us and what's going on over there. Half the time I find out things that are happening in the United States, that somebody in Germany or Russia or China or in Japan-

'''Emily:''' [laughs] That's always nice.

'''Bob:''' Yeah, that's one of my my favorite stations, and they have it here. I-it's a public radio sponsored thing, but it's called World View.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' Dubya-vee(WV).

'''Emily:''' I think my school has that, I'm not sure, I might have not never noticed or anything like that.

'''Bob:''' Well they might have it, because it's very educational.

'''Emily:''' I like watching Discovery Channel.

'''Bob:''' Yeah, I watch Discovery, and World Discovery Science, and World History, and-

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' Yeah there's lots to see on TV. In fact, uh, I can give you a tip that you can pass along. Christian thought of it. He came up with it, believe it or not. He taught himself to read.

'''Emily:''' Really?

'''Bob:''' Oh he could really read, by turning on the closed captions on the TV.

'''Emily:''' Wow, that's-

'''Bob:''' [unintelligible]

'''Emily:''' That's go-that's clever!

'''Bob:''' I keep telling everybody I know including all these learning phd's, and psychologists,

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And everybody, you know [unintelligible] you got a kid that's all wired up, [unintelligible].

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh?

'''Bob:''' Turn on the closed captions, [unintelligible]

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:'''[unintelligible] and they learn how to read!

'''Emily:''' Yeah!

'''Bob:'''But they won't listen to me, I'm just an 81 year old fogey!

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' But he came up with-

'''Emily:''' But you know they'll come up with it and someone else will take the credit for it later on.

'''Bob:''' [unintelligible] I don't think it really matters, but he came up with it

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

[Bob fades into background noise]

'''Bob:'''...I thought it was such a phenomenally good idea. [unintelligible]

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' Well he-he's got a photographic memory.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' But I think those were the [[autism]] a little bit.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' And I got an audio memory too. [apparently they were talking about him]

'''Bob:''' Cause he can, you ever heard of, um ''Mario World''?

'''Emily:''' Yeah. [chuckles]

'''Chris:''' [chimes in to correct, sounds a bit upset] He's talking about ''Super Mario World''.

'''Bob:''' [unintelligible]

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' Well in three days, he-he [unintelligible stuttering] killed King Koopa. I can't get off of ''Yoshi's Island''.

'''Emily:''' [laughs] I'm not very good at those games either. [more laughing]

'''Bob:''' The reason he is, is cause he can remember all those different moves.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' It's like taking a picture, [unintelligible].

'''Emily:''' [laughs] I reckon I wanna know about that.

'''Chris:''' I'll tell you one thing, you've got pretty face. [not a mistake]

'''Emily:''' Aww, thank you.

'''Bob:''' She looks like Margie, doesn't she?

'''Chris:''' What?

'''Bob:''' She looks like Margie.

'''Chris:''' What you mean the ''Peanuts'' character Margie?

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' You know Margie?

'''Emily:''' [laughs again]

'''Chris:''' Uh...no. [cuts off Bob with more laughter from Emily] No, I'd say if anything she uh, wait a minute I'm trying to...I'm trying to figure it out. Um...

'''Bob:''' She doesn't look like Peppermint Patty.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Chris:''' Yeah I'd say, uh, you compare when-when tied up there, you look more like, uh Rei from PGSM.

'''Emily:''' Yeah, [pause] she's one of my favorite characters.

'''Chris:''' You like Sailor Mars, [lame voice] Flame Sniper!

[pause]

'''Emily:''' Who's your favorite character?

'''Chris:''' Um, with the exception of uh Usagi and Chibi-Usa. I like, uh, Ami.

'''Emily:''' Any particular reason, like?

'''Chris:''' [chuckle] Well, I don't know it's just like you know

'''Emily:''' Cause she's smart?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Chris:''' And uh also, I think it's, I think also it's the blue hair, I'm not sure.

'''Emily:''' Do you like blue?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, blue is my favorite color, what's your favorite color?

'''Emily:''' I like [[Pickle|green]].

'''Chris:''' You like green. I guess you like Jupiter.

'''Emily:''' Yeah, sort of. [laughs]

'''Chris:''' [apparently doing a horrendous impression of Sailor Jupiter] Jupi-tahhh!

'''Emily:''' Yeah!

[pause]

'''Chris:''' [clears throat] [to Bob]You know, if you uhh, if uhh, you moved, uh, the car, you'd- you'd be all right by yourself at this point, right?

'''Bob:''' I been takin' care of myself for 81 years!

'''Emily:''' [laughs] Aww.

'''Chris:''' I mean, it's like, uhh you know, if you, uhh, don't feel like sitting around any more, we can go, uhh, walk and talk.

'''Emily:''' I don't want to leave him by himself. I mean...

'''Chris:''' He's all right.

'''Emily:''' Will you be here at the mall very much longer, or...

'''Bob:''' I dunno.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Chris:''' Well, if he's here by the time we get back, he'll be here for that much longer.

'''Emily:''' OK...

'''Bob:''' I can stick around, but I'm slow.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, he's slow.

'''Bob:''' I like to eat slow, I don't gobble my food [''unintelligible'']

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

===The Bear Band (51:01 - 55:23)===

'''Bob:''' -enjoy it, savor it-

'''Chris:''' You know I taste my food and savor it as well. At least my first bite.

'''Emily:''' Yeah. [laughs] [unintelligible] Even faster than you!

'''Bob:''' After that it's [inaudible]

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Chris:''' Yeah but by the way, you know it's on one of my shirts. It's on my favorite shirt, you know, the one I draw myself in often.

'''Emily:''' Oh, OK.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I felt it was appropriate for uh, being my first female Sonichu fan...

'''Emily:''' [interrupts with a laugh] Thank you.

'''Chris:''' ...have come a long distance.

'''Emily:''' Thank you. Anyway, where do you want to walk off to?

'''Chris:''' Uh, you know, uh, anywhere in the mall.

'''Bob:''' All those exciting things around the mall.

'''Emily:''' Yeah, doesn't look... it's not very big. [laughs]

'''Bob:''' You're right.

'''Chris:''' Yeah I have. I wish it was two story, like Regency Square.

'''Emily:''' Where's that?

'''Chris:''' It's in Chestfield County.

'''Bob:''' No, it's not in [???]...

'''Emily:''' [laughs over Bob]

'''Bob:''' ...County. It's close [inaudible] It's across the river.

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

{{anchor|Christopher}}
'''Bob:''' [inaudible]... That's that big shopping center over in north, north-west side of Richmond.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh. I've never heard of it.

[[File:BearsteinbyChris.jpg|right|thumb|Regency Square Bear Band]]

'''Chris:''' Yeah, and it has a Bear Band there... that's uh, where I got...that's where I learned about Christian and got my name changed from Christopher to Christian.

'''Bob:''' How come none of your fans know about it?

'''Chris:''' For one I didn't share it arou- didn't talk about it very much.

'''Bob:''' When he was born... I was too chicken to name him Christian.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Emily:''' Wow.

'''Bob:''' I was too... so I named him Christopher.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' But I really wanted to name him Christian.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And so, when he was... what? Seven or eight years old...

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' ...we were over at Regency Square...

'''Chris:''' Yeah I think his photo...

'''Bob:''' ...at Christmas time. And they had this automated Bear Band.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' Like... they had bear characters that were playing instruments, and one of them was conducting and singing.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And...but underneath there was this old man fella talking, and he had a camera, so he could see who he was talking to. And he [inaudible] talking to the Bear.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' [inaudible] was British...had a British accent anyway. But he was talking to Christopher. And he asked Chris-he asked uh, Chris his name. He said Christopher, but he misunderstood.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' And he thought he said Christian.

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' So he started calling him Christian.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' Over there... at the mall.

'''Emily:''' Mm.

'''Bob:''' Guess he liked that, and uh, so later we got- later we got... later we did all the paperwork.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' Made it official, changed it from-from Christopher to Christian.

'''Emily:''' Well at least he got the name that you wanted to give him.

'''Bob:''' Yeah, yeah I know. But...and then Christian came along with later and confided in me like he does sometimes...

'''Emily:''' [awkward laugh]

'''Bob:''' ...sometimes, that he had so much- too many problems here in [[Greene County]], north of here where we live.

[loud cough, probably Chris]

'''Bob:''' It's a little small county 'n rural. Got... maybe 10,000 people in there.

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Bob:''' It's about ten... yeah, about ten miles up the road.

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Bob:''' And, uh... he had so much trouble over the school system there. They tried to put him in an institution for years. For years I fought 'em in court.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And I kept winning and winning and winning, but finally I took him to Richmond to go to school...

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' ...to get him away from...them.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And I spent seven years over there with him in a townhouse while his mother was working over here.

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Bob:''' But, um...anyway, he confided in me one day after we changed his name.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' He was all, "I really wanted to change my name to uh, to be a Christian as a new life in Chesterfield County...

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' We left Christopher over there with those people in Greene County.

'''Emily:''' Yeah. [laughs]

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but then here's the [unintelligible] I thought...I real-I realized, uh, later after we came back to our Ruckersville home here.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Chris:''' Uh...yeah, um...after we came back I started hearing Christopher, like you know, Christopher Thorndyke from ''Sonic X'', at least.

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Chris:''' It's like... it's like- like you know...at the same time it's like th-those...it's like the past spirit of Christopher saying [''high-pitched voice''] "You should change your name!"

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' Anyway, we're still... we're still back in the same house, you know?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' [''inaudible''] programmed... I had an interesting life...

'''Emily:''' I don't know.

===Chris's card game history (55:24 - 59:24)===

'''Bob:''' [''inaudible''] Now I can play around...[''Chris talks over him'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Well actually, uh, also you know, [''inaudible; possibly 'brace yourself for the history of how it originally started'.''] [coughs] In Chesterfield County in 1998.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Chris:''' In the February '98 issue of ''[[Nintendo Power]]'', uh... they had the p- the had the uh, they had the Char- they had the Charmeleon Pokemon card from the first base set.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Two months...yeah, like a month or two after that, over by the Books-A-Million I signed up for the Pok...I uh, with...uh...within that time I uh learned to play the game after I picked up some cards from the deck. Then I went to the Poke- I started going to the Poke'mon league over there, at the Books-a-Million.

'''Bob or possibly a bystander:''' Oh my god.

'''Chris:''' Then we moved back to Ruckersville, uh, been around, uh, went to Pokemon League over at, uh, Toys-R-Us, then uh [''inaudible, sounds like 'The End''.'], and uh, finally over at [[The Game Place|The, uh, Game Place]].

'''Bob:''' Uh-huh.

'''Chris:''' But then they kicked me out, uh, last...June of last year.

'''Emily:''' Was that at the Toys-R-Us or, uh, the End...?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, they don't...they don't do that anymore [unintelligible].

'''Emily:''' You could always, like, go back to those places, I mean, maybe they've...

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Emily:''' ...got other [[card games]] that you can play.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well [clears throat] I think why- also why one of the reasons why I decided to go back to playing ''[[Eye of Judgment]]''.

'''Emily:''' Mm.

'''Chris:''' I'm going to the online tournament that's like starting today.

'''Emily:''' Are you gonna...are you joining? Or...

'''Chris:''' Yeah, it's basically all I have to do is go online and play against...

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Chris:''' ...oh...uh...against opponents like around the world.

'''Emily:''' Oh. Nothing hard. [laughs]

'''Bob:''' You play him, you'll probably win.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Chris:''' Yeah, if I get...if I get within the top 100 I win the free promo cards they're off- offering.

'''Emily:''' Uh, what do you...what do you get if you win like first place, do you know?

'''Chris:''' A title.

'''Emily:''' A title? [laughs]

'''Chris:''' Yep. A title. If I don't go-

'''Emily:''' Why don't-no money or anything like that?

'''Chris:''' No, but...

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Chris:''' ...you know, at least I get the free promo cards.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' And I'd-I'd just as soon get the cards than the title, but if I get the title, then that's just plain dumb luck right?

'''Emily:''' Yeah. [laughs]

'''Bob:''' Like that one time you won what, $500 worth of stuff?

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I-

'''Bob:''' [inaudible]

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, uh, four hunnerdollar gamecar- GameStop gift card from that ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' gift card.

'''Emily:''' Oh yeah! I voted for you.

'''Chris:''' Thank you.

'''Emily:''' [laughs] You're welcome.

'''Bob:''' But he won.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean I shared it with my church's congre-my church congregation.

'''Emily:''' Well what did you spend your portion...did you spend some of it on yourself?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, I spent it on myself. I got some [[Wii]] games for myself, ''Country Music'' and ''Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess''.

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Bob:''' Yeah, you were popular at the church.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' You gave...you gave about 10 or 15 games away, right?

'''Chris:''' Uh, no, it wasn't-it wasn't like 10 or 15, I'd say it's more like, uh, five or eight.

'''Emily:''' Five or eight.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but you know the top three, you know, the uh...three of the children over there, they uh, they requested from me, they appre-they appreciated it so much they gave me...made this little tree for me and little ah-ah-ah branches...

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Chris:''' And put like the...they put like fun little ornaments, like you know, like you know twist-tie- you know, twist-ties...

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' ...and the uh...shoot what is it...pipe cleaner.

'''Emily:''' Mm. Oh.

'''Chris:''' [unintelligible] pipe cleaner, paper butterflies, pa-paper hearts and pa- uh, used paper clips...

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Chris:''' ...and wrote their names on the...on the card there. It was.. a nice little gesture.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Chris:''' For, you know, appreciation and the fact that I was shar-

'''Emily:''' Yeah, that was very nice for you to do that and for them to thank you like that.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' How about sending me a copy of your publication...of your Sonichu Girls?

'''Emily:''' What was that again?

'''Bob:''' About sending me a copy.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' I might join. I guess I'd have to change my...

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' -gender, wouldn't I?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Emily:''' How would you feel about your dad being a Sonichu Girl?

'''Chris:''' Now...

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Chris:''' He could be a...he could be an honorary Sonichu Guy.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' How about that?

'''Emily:''' Yeah, that'll work.

'''Bob:''' You gotta tell me what's going on.

'''Emily:''' You don't know what's going on.

'''Chris:''' [laughs]

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Chris:''' It's basically girl chatter amongst the four of us, right?

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

===Girls (59:26 - 01:05:21)===

'''Chris:''' I-I like to see the girls talk. I listened to girls talk a lot back in high school because I have my wide circle of [[gal-pal]]s...

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Chris:''' ...between my high-school years and also my elementary-school years. And also I didn't live my young life. In my neighborhood I was pretty much the only guy in the neighborhood.

'''Emily:''' [laughs] Well then, lucky for you.

'''Chris:''' [laughs]

'''Emily:''' All the other guys are jealous.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. [pause] Yeah.

'''Bob:''' My favorite girl, I guess, on the TV - aside from your mother, who's not on TV - my favorite girl.

'''Chris:''' Shirley Temple?

'''Bob:''' No, that was back when I was a kid [inaudible].

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but you do like Shirley Temple a lot.

'''Bob:''' And uh, uh this is one that's on uh... MSNBC if you watch that. On the NBC Money channel.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' Name is [[wikipedia:Erin Burnett|Erin Burnett]]. She is a smart girl. She hosts a lot of it. She's been...already been to Russia and Asia already. She must be...no more than 25? She is very smart. She impresses me, she's a really smart girl. Not a brunette, [inaudible].

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' I don't know about [inaudible]. Flakey blondes.

'''Emily:''' Do you like blondes?

'''Chris:''' I like blondes. But, you know, it's so...that's so stereotypical...

'''Bob:''' Yes.

'''Chris:''' ...to call 'em flakey cause they're not all flakey.

'''Bob:''' No, they're not. No way.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Chris:''' Like you know Pamela Anderson is very smart.

'''Emily:''' Yeah... [laughs]

'''Chris:''' ...just to name one at least. She wrote the book, ''Star''.

'''Emily:''' Yeah. Paris Hilton also wrote a book, too.

'''Chris:''' Oh.

'''Emily:''' Have you ever read that?

'''Chris:''' No I no-I haven't even heard of it.

'''Emily:''' Oh, yeah. She wrote her own book.

'''Chris:''' That's cool. [pause] I think Britney Spears wrote a book too, didn't she?

'''Emily:''' Yeah. Britney Spears is really smart. Even though people like, diss her blah blah blah saying, but she's pretty intelligent.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. So anyway, there you go. Three blondes, right there, that are sexified [unintelligible].

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' [inaudible]

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Chris:''' Hmm...I guess that's why he would be uh, he would-it's one reason he was attracted to my mom, is she reminds him of Marcie, you know?

'''Bob:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' I guess she kind of turned him off being Marcie-ish,

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' being a Marcie type yourself. I mean...

'''Bob:''' She looked like Liz Taylor then.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' Everybody thought she was Liz Taylor.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. By the way uh Emily, how old did you say you were again?

'''Emily:''' I'm 19.

'''Chris:''' 19.

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Chris:''' OK.

'''Emily:''' I started hi- I started college.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, you started college as a journalist.

'''Emily:''' Yeah. Something I'd like- I don't want to really, you know, go for a degree where, you know, I won't be happy with it.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. [pause]

'''Bob:''' [inaudible] No, you keep writing...

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' Then you look at it, and put it down for a day or two.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' Then you decide [inaudible].

'''Emily:''' There's a... in my creative writing class what we do sometimes is that we write one line each day for a story, and just, every day we just write a different line, and eventually like after maybe a month or two, you know, it's supposed to be a story.

'''Bob:''' [inaudible] But then, you pick it up and lay it down, you pick it up and look at it again...

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' ...and each time you little minute corrections.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' Mild corrections. But that's the way to do it. And if you don't try, you don't-you don't gain nothing [unintelligible]

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' You gotta keep trying. You know, you don't give up...who knows, some crazy bear might come along and call you Christian.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Chris:''' [laughs] What?

'''Bob:''' [inaudible] silly bear might come along and call you Christian, right?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. [pause] No, I don't think so. I don't think a-I don't think a British bear could confuse "Emily"...

'''Emily:''' Yeah. I don't-there's no other name that really sounds like Emily.

'''Bob:''' [inaudible] there was a writer named Emily.

'''Chris:''' Emily Dickinson?

'''Bob:''' Yeah, Emily Dickinson.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' I couldn't even remember...

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Chris:''' I just slipped- it just came up. That was the only Emily I could think of who was a writer at the time.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' There's probably a lot of Emilys I'm sure.

'''Bob:''' His mother keeps tellin' me- [Chris talks over him]

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' His mother keeps tellin' me I got more dibs though [unintelligible].

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Chris:''' Emily Julia Schifflet.

'''Emily:''' Yep.

'''Chris:''' That's her full name, Dad.

'''Bob:''' Is it Schifflet?

'''Chris''' and '''Emily''' simultaneously: Yep.

'''Bob:''' Well now I want you to know something. If you were in Greene County, they'd welcome you with open arms.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' Because Schifflet... and what's the other name up there? Uh, two- two names basically in Greene County. One of 'em's Schifflet, and ...Marks, is the other one

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' And it was Marks, or Schifflet your native tongue.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' Betcha got lotsa relatives up there and don't even know it.

'''Emily:''' Yeah, I have a lot of, um, a lot of family, but I don't know most of them. I stick with my parents and maybe a few aunts.

'''Bob:''' Where do they live?

'''Emily:''' What was that again?

'''Bob:''' Well, where do your parents live?

'''Emily:''' Oh, they live up in West Virginia too. They moved up there as well.

'''Bob:''' They moved up there.

'''Emily:''' Mhm.

'''Bob:''' [inaudible] wild wonderful weather.

'''Emily:''' Yeah, they don't have...they-they wanna let me go on my own, really. [pause] [Chris talks over her]

'''Chris:''' You took a big step.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' I don't trust them, either.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' [inaudible] we've been to a lot of parks. I keep telling him now that he's young and I'm old, and why don't he take me to the park?

'''Emily:''' Oh!

'''Bob:''' He-he won't do it.

'''Emily:''' [clears throat]

'''Chris:''' Listen to him.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' I think it ought to be [inaudible].

'''Chris:''' [high-pitched] Do you agree with that?

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' I spent 27 years of my life with you, why can't you spend 27 years of your life with me?

===Basketball and a fateful trip (01:05:23 - 01:14:22)===

'''Chris:''' Because, [unintelligible]

'''Bob:''' I'm not gonna live that long, I know.

'''Emily:''' [awkward laugh]

'''Bob:''' [laughs]

'''Chris:''' I spend time with you, Dad. Like I spend time with you now when you [inaudible] wanted to meet Emily. Before uh, you know, when you leave, uh, leave-leave us alone and let us do our talking.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' [inaudible] go home and watch some basketball.

'''Emily:''' That's something to do right there.

'''Bob:''' Yeah. And I'll see what's goin' on...[inaudible] the NCAA.

'''Emily:''' I don't watch a lot of sports, really.

'''Bob:''' [inaudible] You don't watch [inaudible]?

'''Emily:''' I don't really watch sports. I mean, I sometimes will with some of my friends, but I can't really get into it.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, and I was actually a manager-slash-waterboy in my freshman year of Man-at Manchester High School's varsity basketball team.

'''Emily:''' Were you good at it? Did you say you were- you played basketball?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, a little bit.

'''Emily:''' Are you good?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm fair.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Chris:''' But, you know I was...I-pl-...y-you know my freshman year I manager and waterboy for the varsity basketball team.

'''Emily:''' Oh.

[P.A. system faintly in background]

'''Bob:''' Good, cause I think I'm gonna go home.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Chris:''' Alright, dad, well you have a safe trip.

'''Bob:''' You can do whatever you want, I guess.

'''Chris:''' Alright.

'''Bob:''' Whatever time Emily wants to spend with you.

'''Emily:''' Yeah, I can't stay too much longer. I have to get going back to co-

'''Bob:''' Headin' back to West Virginia tonight?

'''Emily:''' Yep.

'''Bob:''' You are, huh? What is the drive...4-hour, 5-hour drive?

'''Emily:''' About 5-hour drive.

'''Bob:''' I'm a little too old for that.

'''Emily:''' [short laugh]

'''Chris:''' Yeah, especially since I was young[unintelligible] the 8-hour round trip total drive.

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'''Bob:''' He-he drove to Cleveland and back on the same day.

'''Emily:''' I...vaguely heard about that. What-what happened?

'''Bob:''' He got stupid and drove up there to try to meet somebody and they weren't there. He took off and we didn't even know about it.

'''Chris:''' No, I left them a note.

'''Emily:''' Oh, OK.

'''Bob:''' But, uh, he got up there and got back, same day. I can't imagine driving...I can't even fly to Cleveland and fly back in the same day.

'''Emily:''' [laughs] Di-did you have a good drive at least? Was it...

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Emily:''' ...relaxing a little bit?

'''Chris:''' Yeah [inaudible]

'''Bob:''' Well, if you went-he went up from here over to pick up the Interstate 81, and he went up and picked up the Pennsylvania Turnpike...

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' ...and he went up and picked up the Ohio Turnpike... and locked himself out of his car.

'''Chris:''' Uh...

'''Emily:''' How did you lock yourself out of your car?

'''Chris:''' I [inaudible] my keys in there at the t-toll booth.

'''Emily:''' Oh? How did you get them out? You had to call like the locksmith or something?

'''Chris:''' Uh, fortunately, uh, one of the uh, people at-people over at that toll booth had AAA.

'''Emily:''' Oh, OK. So they were able to help you out.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' [inaudible] mother [inaudible] cross the street [inaudible] here he is at the Ohio state line.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' W-we didn't sleep very well that day.

'''Emily:''' I can imagine.

'''Bob:''' Finally he got home, about 3 o'clock in the morning, and he left at, what...

'''Chris:''' 5:30.

'''Bob:''' 6 o-6 o'clock in the morning?

'''Chris:''' 5:30.

'''Bob:''' [inaudible] find anybody till we came back.

'''Chris:''' Well, at least I didn't get killed.

'''Emily:''' Yeah. I think I [inaudible].

'''Bob:''' [inaudible] We were worried about that.

'''Emily:''' Hm-

'''Chris:''' I had money for gas and food.

'''Bob:''' He's never driven over 50 miles out of town before.

'''Chris:''' Well that was an adventure for me.

'''Emily:''' [laughs] Bet that was an experience.

'''Chris:''' Yep. But I had my [[PSP]] with me to play uh, music on the trip. I had a novel with uh, long driving. Recently [unintelligible] paradise.

'''Bob:''' Fortunately, he was checking in with us on his cell phone, every once in a while so we could [inaudible] money...

'''Emily:''' Oh, so you knew he was going to O-Ohio.

'''Bob:''' He left us a note.

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Bob:''' ...detailed note.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' With maps and everything.

'''Chris:''' A copy of the map...

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Chris:''' ...I got from Mapquest.

'''Bob:''' [inaudible] he left [inaudible] when he left home he had about 10 dollars in his pocket.

'''Chris:''' No, I had-I had 40.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Chris:''' I had 40 dollars. I had 40 dollars plus 10 dollars in my pocket. 40 dollars came from my birthday money.

'''Bob:''' That wouldn't even-that wouldn't even take care of the toll [inaudible] turnpike.

'''Chris:''' I didn't expect that toll to be 11 dollars.

'''Bob:''' [inaudible]

'''Emily:''' Really? 11 dollars for a toll booth?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Th-th-they give you a card at one checkpoint, then when you get to the next checkpoint, depending on the distance-depending on uh, how far it was from that checkpoint...

'''Emily:''' Oh, OK.

'''Chris:''' ...from one tollbooth to the next.

'''Bob:''' Wherever you get off, then you gotta pay.

'''Emily:''' Oh, OK.

'''Bob:''' You'd never been-never been on a toll road before.

'''Chris:''' [unintelligible]

'''Bob:''' [inaudible]

'''Emily:''' [unintelligible] for a toll booth with about a dollar. [laughs]

'''Bob:''' Well you can get on and fill it out, and drive all the way to the Ohio line.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' Pittsburgh. I guess they charge you 20-25 dollars for that.

'''Emily:''' Dang.

'''Bob:''' But he got on in the middle, in a place called Breezewood.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' You've probably heard of Breezewood. It's up there... just-just northeast of uh, West Virginia.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' And, uh, yeah and you go to Breezewood and hang a left. I thought he-I thought he was up here in the valley.

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Bob:''' Couple hundred miles away and then he was at the Ohio state line.

'''Emily:''' [short laugh]

'''Bob:''' That was some day for us. We were a little worried. Then he-then he started back. We were led to believe that he was about 300-about 200 miles away.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' Turns out he was just outside of Ohio, Cleveland, when he called.

'''Emily:''' At least you were able to get back safely.

'''Chris:''' Yep.

'''Bob:''' I don't know how he did it. 3 o'clock in the morning, I'd have been numb. I wouldn't have been able to.

'''Chris:''' [laughs]

'''Emily:''' [inaudible] at night.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well I got bet-I got better eyesight than he does.

'''Bob:''' [inaudible] mine keeps going downhill [inaudible]

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' Thing called old age and glaucoma.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, plus consi-plus considering [[video games]]...training, a lot of video game time I've logged in over my lifetime.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' And uh, see going through the many types of, like, games, playing racing, and RPG...

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Chris:''' ...and all, and the adventures and all that...

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' But it's like, it's only helpful when you have the directions from Mapquest, and uh, you can uh, find a world map of the uh, east-of the we-of the eastern coast of the United States.

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Chris:''' Which is really Virginia. And uh, Ohio in the road I was- the route I was taking, it was directed from that

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Chris:''' Which I highlighted with a blue marker.

'''Bob:''' I have to admit, I did something just about as dumb when I was a kid.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Chris:''' Oh, you did something dumb?

'''Bob:''' Yeah I did. Well, I'd already been to Korea and back. When I was in Korea, like I said, before the Korean War.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' And I'd always spent my time with the army, well I was in school.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' And I had a friend that was in Auburn, down in Alabama, way down there, you know.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And um, I had a friend [inaudible]...

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' ...in the Army. So, Christmas break, Christmas time, right. I didn't have anywhere to go. I decided to hitchhike.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' Yeah. While I was in the Army, I spent nine months in New York anyway.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' [inaudible] Fort [???] [inaudible] and I'd gone up to New York City every weekend. But, for about nine months, well I knew the place like the back of my hand.

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Chris:''' No wonder I was risky enough to take a- I was adventurous enough to take such a trip.

'''Bob:''' Uh-

'''Chris:''' I'd been hanging around in hi- inside him while he was taking that trip!

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' Yeah, so dumb me, I thought I could hitchhike to-to New Jersey...now this was like the middle of December.

'''Chris:''' Oh.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' Warm in Alabama but not in New Jersey.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' I got there, and then I had to stay a couple weeks-

'''Chris:''' [interrupting] And by the way you know

'''Bob:''' -then I ran out of money-

'''Chris:''' You know that-

'''Bob:''' -and then I had to try to-

'''Chris:''' [inaudible]

'''Bob:''' -find-to fi-to get back to my way home.

'''Chris:''' Just to let you know, uh, went up to Cleveland, [inaudible] kind of like, uh, run down. I thought, Jersey probably looks better.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' By comparison.

'''Bob:''' I've done dumb things too.

'''Chris:''' [inaudible]

'''Bob:''' [inaudible]

'''Emily:''' There you go.

'''Chris:''' He went to a bad town...he went to a bad slummy town called Jersey, I went to a bad slummy town called Cleveland.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' Well I've been to Cleveland too, I know Cleveland well.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well...

'''Bob:''' [inaudible]

'''Chris:''' I me-I me-I mean he took the stupid long trip to Jersey, I took the stupid long trip to see Cleveland.

'''Bob:''' And I was hitchhiking and you were in the car. It was different. It used to be safe to walk.

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Bob:''' And you can't even hitchhike places today.

'''Emily:''' Nowadays you can't do that.

'''Bob:''' [inaudible]

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' [inaudible] down the road.

'''Emily:''' Yeah [unintelligible] [laughs]

'''Bob:''' [laughs]

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' Well, I'll see you later. You have a good trip.

'''Chris:''' Alright.

'''Emily:''' Alright.

'''Bob:''' Don't go to sleep. If you get sleepy, pull over.

'''Emily:''' OK, don't worry, I will.

===A walk to remember (01:14:23 - 01:21:43)===

Chris and Emily awkwardly leave Bob who continues to ramble as they clomp off through the mall.

'''Bob:''' Take care.

'''Chris:''' Alright come on, Emily, let's, let's walk…

Bob babbles on about sending something.

'''Emily:'''Okay... okay, you can show me around the mall…

'''Chris:''' Okay! Here's our… heights… You… you come to just about my uh, eyeline.

'''Emily:''' [nervous tittering]

They walk quietly for a moment as Chris mutters something quietly.

'''Chris:''' [sigh] So where you li… where do you usually like to go shopping at when you're at a shopping center?

'''Emily:''' [impatiently] Clothes stores.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, uh, they have a number of clothing stores in, uh...

'''Emily:''' Yeah...

'''Chris:''' … a J.C. Penney and a Sears, among other places that uh, more name brands…

'''Emily:''' Yeah a lot of the stores here are, if you take a look, take a look at the prices and they're pretty expensive.

'''Chris:''' Yeah... Yeah... but, you know, they used to ha- they used to have a Kay-Bee Toys here and I- that's where I got my- turns out- my thousand dollar shopping spree I won around the… around the Adventures- the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog…

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Chris:''' That sweepstakes, you might remember I put something about that…

'''Emily:''' Yeah!

'''Chris:''' … you might remember that, uh, news clip…

'''Emily:''' Yeah! I've seen-I've seen it.

'''Chris:''' Yeah...

Chris nervously takes a few steps.

'''Chris:''' Wow... you're like… I'm sorry.

'''Emily:''' [nervous laughter]

'''Chris:''' I'm just kinda fascinated like… you're just like…just like a character from PGSM or somebody else came all the way from Japan- just leapt out of my television!

'''Emily:''' [nervous laughter] No I'm definitely all American.

'''Chris:''' You're all American.

'''Emily:''' I'm all American.

'''Chris:''' Okay- so it's just- it's just your eyes that are deshe- [[Chris and English|decepting]].

'''Emily:''' [shameless subject change] Yeah... so what's your favorite store here?

'''Chris:''' Yeah it's, it's- currently, since they took away the toy store- uh- either- I think it's- I would say it's mostly Gamestop, but I also go to the bookstore or Sears, or even the Spencer's that's down on the other side of the mall. And they used to have an FYE here, which was a Suncoast before- before it- before they all merged and became an FYE, but then they closed that to make the next business here.

'''Emily:''' What's down the other way… cause I've been… I came down this way, but I haven't been down that way.

'''Chris:''' Okay, we'll go down that way! Alright. I hope- Hope you don't mind me sticking around your left side…

'''Emily:''' [bravely] Oh that's [laughs] Okay, that's fine!

'''Chris:''' [chuckles] I mean, I guess I should keep my hands to myself and behave, right?

'''Emily:''' Yeah, you should probably do that.

'''Chris:''' I mean, I'm just trying to be friendly.

'''Emily:''' [nervous laughter]

'''Chris:''' But, you know, not- but you know- respectful- touch you gently on the shoulder or the back-

'''Emily:''' [vomitously] Yeah…

'''Chris:''' I mean at least I'm not that guy from Inuyasha that… [chucklingly] always tries to go for the bum.

'''Emily:''' [vomitously] Yeah…

'''Chris:''' Heh-heh, that's funny. Always get slapped in the face, he does.

'''Emily:''' Yeah...

'''Chris:''' I forget his name, I think it's Mamoru, or something like that.

'''Emily:''' Uh... it's Miroku.

'''Chris:''' [talking over her] Do you watch Inuyasha? Yeah, Miroku, that was it, you hi- you actually hit it on the head right there…

'''Emily:''' Yeah...

[Emily awkwardly walks several steps.]

'''Emily:''' [delaying] Is that the… food court there?

'''Chris:''' Yeah that's basically the food court.

'''Emily:''' OK...

'''Chris:''' Yeah it use- it used to have McDonald's here-

'''Emily:''' Yeah...

'''Chris:''' … soooo many years ago across from the Gamestop there, back when it was called Babbages…

'''Emily:''' Yeah...

'''Chris:''' And then between them and Suncoast was FunCo Land and Software Etc. and they all merged into a Ga- they all merged into Gamestop.

'''Emily:''' Oh... never heard about that…

'''Chris:''' Yeah... I'm sh- I'm sh- I'm sure you must've at least noticed those game stores back in your youth-

'''Emily:''' Yeah... I play video games sometimes, but not very often…

'''Salesman:''' HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE HARAAGARALABHGH.

'''Emily:''' Oh, no thank you!

'''Chris:''' No thank you! Yeah... right over- see- where that Pacsun, that's where PacSun used to be, where [[Anna McLerran]]-

'''Emily:''' Oh yeah... I've… I've heard of her as well…

'''Chris:''' Yeah...

'''Emily:''' Is she still around?

'''Chris:''' No she, uh- moved to uh, Utah.

'''Emily:''' Utah…

'''Chris:''' She's a Mormon. Found that out after I met her. But we cam- but we- but we could became good friends and I gave her, uh, you know, gave her a going away/birthday party before she left for Utah…

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh!

'''Chris:''' For her 20th birthday… and actually her- actual- and actually her friends, uh, her friends and I got together and put together the party. [emphatically] I k- I bought the cake.

'''Emily:''' Oh, that's nice of you… and… there was also Megan. Do you still keep in contact with her?

'''Chris:''' Yeah uh... no, not-no-n-n-not-been-touch with her for a long time.

'''Emily:''' Oh...

'''Chris:''' That's cause she moved to another state.

'''Emily:''' Oh... did she move to Utah too?

'''Chris:''' Uh, no, I don't think she moved to Utah, I don't even remember where she moved to.

'''Emily:''' Oh...

'''Chris:''' But you know, sometimes, I, uh, I dream I'm back in uh, Manchester High, you know, I get to see all my- all my old s- c- all my old friends… there.

'''Emily:''' Yeah...

'''Chris:''' Sometimes I even see Megan and John in there… John's her brother…

'''Emily:''' Oh ok...

'''Chris:''' Can you believe that, attending Manchester High like I was back then,

'''Emily:''' [small laughter]

'''Chris:''' … but yet they never went- they never been- they never been to Manchester High, neither of them. Isn't that… kinda funny?

'''Emily:''' [slightly sarcastically] Yeah... that is kinda funny!

'''Chris:''' Yeah... FYE was over there…

'''Emily:''' Oh... I guess it's becoming a LensCrafters?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I guess… anyway here's the Spencer's.

'''Emily:''' Oh...

'''Chris:''' If you like looking at the, uh, naughty stuff-

'''Emily:''' [quickly] No, I'm not into that.

'''Chris:''' Not yet anyway! [laughs]

'''Emily:''' [nervous laughter]

'''Chris:''' Ah, but you might. But it's mostly humorous, anyway.

'''Emily:''' Yeah... well... doesn't look like there's anything down here…

'''Chris:''' Yeah... not much… not much to look at around here… the toy stores around here are down here…

'''Emily:''' Oh... well I gotta get going soon, it's gonna be a long drive!

'''Chris:''' Long drive…

'''Emily:''' Yeah...

'''Chris:''' Well I hope, uh, you at least, uh, keep the memories, uh , we've shared…

'''Emily:''' Yeah...

'''Chris:''' Yeah I'll walk you to your car, if you want…

'''Emily:''' No, I'll probably have to go to the bathroom first… it's that time of the month…

'''Chris:''' Oh.

'''Emily:''' Yeah...

'''Chris:''' Yeah, when you're on your, uh, period…

'''Emily:''' Yeah... [nervous laughter]

'''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, aside from the, uh, first time, uh, meeting, this first meeting, uh, how do you feel about me? In general…

'''Emily:''' You're a really nice guy!

'''Chris:''' Thank you…

'''Emily:''' I don't know why like, people pick on you and all that…

'''Chris:''' Yeah, they should get to know me in person…

'''Emily:''' Yeah...

'''Chris:''' I mean I'm a gentleman, I behave… behave…

'''Emily:''' [steering the beast] Have you been into any of these stores over here?

===Meet the Pickle (01:21:44 - 01:25:29)===

'''Pickle Man:''' [inaudible] pick you up right here? Yeah, so, um, you wouldn't want to go see ''Watchmen'', would you?

'''Chris:''' Uh... no.

'''Emily:''' I haven't seen that movie.

'''Chris:''' [shocked] Uh... any particular reason why you're dressed up like that?

'''Pickle Man:''' Not in particular.

'''Chris:''' Come on, Emily.

'''Emily:''' What?

'''Pickle Man:''' Hey, hey, maybe the lady wants to go with me. Huh, ya want to go see ''Watchmen''? Lots of, uh...

'''Emily:''' [gloating] Why, what's wrong?

'''Chris:''' The man in the [[pickle]] suit… a- it's apparent this guy's amongst the… [[trolls]].

'''Pickle Man:''' You think…

'''Emily:''' What's a tro…

'''Pickle Man:''' [inaudible]

'''Passerby:''' Who are you?

'''Passerby:''' Sir… sir, what are you?

'''Pickle Man:''' I'm a pickle.

'''Passerby:''' You're a pickle! I love pickles.

'''Pickle Man:''' Yeah? Pickles are pretty cool.

'''Passerby:''' And who are you advertising with?

'''Pickle Man:''' I'm not really advertising.

'''Passerby:''' You're just dressed for fun?

'''Pickle Man:''' Just bored.

'''Chris:''' Dressed as a pickle to HAUNT ME.

'''Pickle Man:''' Excuse me? I don't even know you.

'''Passerby:''' You're just bored?

'''Pickle Man:''' Yep!

'''Chris:''' [questioningly] You don't even know me… are you sure… have you-do you have [[Internet]] access?

'''Pickle Man:''' Lots of people have Internet access.

'''Chris:''' Do you know Sonichu and Rosechu?

'''Pickle Man:''' No, I do not.

'''Chris:''' Do you know about [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]?

'''Pickle Man:''' No, I do not. [turning to Emily] Want to go see ''Watchmen''?

'''Chris:''' [stress sighs] No, no, no, she's with-

'''Emily:''' Alright!

'''Chris:''' … she's h- she's headed over to- she's heading back to her home town.

'''Pickle Man:''' Uh, ''Watchmen'' would be pretty cool.

'''Emily:''' Yeah, it would be pretty cool!

'''Chris:''' Yeah, alright, uh...

'''Emily:''' Let's go see it!

'''Pickle Man:''' Okay, cool.

'''Emily:''' Yeah?

'''Pickle Man:''' [to Emily as they turn to leave together] You've probably seen ''Watchmen'' [he refers to the novel], haven't you?

'''Chris:''' [answering the question meant for Emily as he is clearly left behind] I've heard of ''Watchmen''…

'''Pickle Man:''' [laughs at Chris]

'''Emily:''' Yeah!

'''Chris:''' [inaudible, but clearly saying something to the effect that he doesn't like the Pickle Man]

'''Emily:''' [gloating] What's wrong with him?

'''Pickle Man:''' SOMETHING. You like pickles?

'''Chris:''' Yeah... I do not like pickles.

'''Pickle Man:''' No pickles?

'''Chris:''' And also particularly a guy in a pickle suit who tricked me on the Internet pretending that he was [[Blanca]]!

'''Emily:''' There's nothing wrong with him!

'''Pickle Man:''' Who's Blanca?

'''Chris:''' [stress sighs/grunts]

'''Emily:''' There's nothing wrong with him! See, he's a nice guy.

'''Chris:''' Well, alright. [small voiced, stressed as he moves closer to Emily]

'''Pickle Man:''' I-I think you're making the lady a little-uncomfortable there, Chris.

'''Chris:''' [stress sighs] I'm sorry, Emily.

'''Emily:''' It's ok... I think I have… to go to the bathroom now…

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Emily:''' Yeah, go change my tampon.

'''Chris:''' Oh boy. [inaudible]

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' [inaudible] … but I guess I do now.

'''Emily:''' [attempting to brush him off] OK, well it was nice meeting you… maybe we'll talk online or something.

'''Chris:''' Yeah well… I kinda… [inaudible]

'''Pickle Man:''' [as they continue trying to walk away] Well, we're going to go now.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Yeah well…

'''Emily:''' I'm going to the bathroom.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, uh, either of- [to Pickle Man] you're not going where she's going…

'''Pickle Man:''' Uh, we're- we're leaving together.

'''Chris:''' Are you with her?

'''Pickle Man:''' Now we are. We're going to go see ''Watchmen''.

'''Chris:''' No! N- no! She's going b- you gotta go back to West Virginia, don't you.

'''Pickle Man:''' We're going to go see ''Watchmen'' first.

'''Emily:''' I'm kinda- just- gonna- ''Watchmen'' is not that long of a movie.

'''Chris:''' [suddenly concerned for Emily] Yeah, but you got a five hour drive!

'''Emily:''' [dismissively] It'll be okay.

[footsteps]

'''Emily:''' Hmmm.

'''Pickle Man:''' Going this way?

'''Emily:''' Yeah, I gotta go to the bathroom. Tampon time.

[Pickle Man asks Chris a question]

'''Chris:''' Uhhhhhh... no.

[The Pickle Man and Chris indistinctly carry on a short dialogue. The Pickle Man seems to be asking Chris why he is following along, and Chris replies.]

'''Chris:''' I'm just staying close to my friends

'''Emily:''' Alright, see ya!

===Hiding out in the bathroom (01:25:29 - 01:29:34)===

[There is a long pause as Emily hides from Chris in the bathroom.]

'''Passerby:''' [inaudible]...very fashionable looking.

'''Emily:''' Oh, thank you!

'''Passerby:''' The mall should pay you for walking around.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

[Another long pause as Emily finally leaves the bathroom.]

===A precious farewell (01:29:35 - 01:31:10)===

'''Pickle Man:''' So, you ready to go?

'''Emily:''' Yeah, my car's that way.

'''Pickle Man:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, her car's… Your car's [inaudible] didn't you?

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, so did I.

'''Emily:''' Oh, you did?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Emily:''' Which Belk?

'''Chris:''' Tha- that way.

'''Emily:''' Oh... I'm over there.

'''Chris:''' Oh. [continues walking alongside Pickle Man and Emily]

'''Emily:''' Chris… you don't need to walk me to my car.

'''Chris:''' Okaaay.

'''Emily:''' This is… Alright.

'''Chris:''' So, you have yourself a safe trip back to uhh... West Virginia.

'''Emily:''' Oh... [feigning cheerfulness] okay! I might call you on Skype later.

'''Chris:''' Okay, you take care.

'''Emily:''' You too.

'''Chris:''' Hey… [attempts to hug and kiss Emily]

'''Emily:''' [tries to avoid Chris] No…N-

'''Chris:''' [talks over Emily] I-I was gonna kiss...just on the cheek

'''Emily:''' [Overlaps with Chris]N-no... no thank you! [nervous laughter] No thank you.

'''Chris:''' [gives up] Okay.

'''Emily:''' Alright, see you.

'''Chris:''' Alright, well you take care, be safe.

'''Emily:''' Alright, you too.

[8 seconds pass as Pickle Man and Emily walk away from Chris.]

'''Chris:''' [yelling from a distance] HE KNOWS CLYDE CASH!

[There is laughter from Pickle Man and Emily.]

'''Emily:''' [laughing] Mission accomplished!

'''Pickle Man:''' Is he gone yet?

'''Emily:''' I don't know, let me look behind.

'''Pickle Man:''' Oh no he's leaving... I'm so sorry, I'm so so sorry. I'm so sorry.

'''Emily:''' That's okay! [inaudible] worse than me…

'''Pickle Man:''' I'm so sorry.

'''Emily:''' That's okay.

'''Pickle Man:''' [inaudible]

'''Emily:''' Yeah...

'''Pickle Man:''' Okay... [inaudible] man in the pickle suit?

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Pickle Man:''' [laughingly says something about Clyde Cash]

'''Emily:''' [laughs] Wait there… there's Frosty.

'''Pickle Man:''' What?

'''Emily:''' Looks like he's gone now. I'm gonna go tell him what happened.

'''Pickle Man:''' Okay.

'''Emily:''' [presumably walking to see Frosty] Yes! Still recording!

==External links==
* [http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?hgz03i1wj4n The date audio]

[[Category:Historical Documents]]
[[Category:Trolling]]

Time Void

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[[Image:TimeVoid.jpg|center| OH GOD. I CAN SEE FOREVER! 8U]]

{{quote|He who fights with [[Trolls|monsters]] should look to it that he himself does not become a [[Sonichu|monster]]. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.|[[Wikipedia:Friedrich Nietzsche|Friedrich Nietzsche]], ''[[Wikipedia:Beyond Good and Evil|Beyond Good and Evil]]''}}

[[Image:CWCVoid02.jpg|thumb|CWC flung down the taut cavity of time]]

The '''Time Void''' (also known as the Void of Time, [[Little Big Planet|Little PIG Blanket]], or the [[PSN#PlayStation Network|Playstation Network]]) is a plot device in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' canon]] devised by [[Chris]] to step out of the comics.

==Gotta go back in time==
Chris, actually acknowledging the criticisms from [[trolls|fans]] that the ''Sonichu'' comic had become focused more on Chris and his [[Love Quest]] and less on the titular character who zaps to the extreme, decided to send his [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic persona]] into a Time Void.
{{quote|In space, no one can hear you scream, in time you are heard to infinity..."|Deep thoughts during CWC's ''time-out'' in the Void}}

'''Time Hogs'''

[[Image:CWCVoid01.jpg|thumb|Trippin' balls ''through time'']]

Enter [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] - Two of the Sonichu Balls are activated during an adventure through the time stream which disrupts [[Magi-Chan]]'s shield, and exiles Chris from time. Sonichu and Magi-Chan realize Captain [[Chris and Fashion|Clownshirt]] is missing, but don't have any significant solutions to help him. Christian, meanwhile, attempts to sound sincere and empathetic while prattling on with his falsely-remorseful soliloquy in the Time Void. Narration reveals that the Void was in fact [[God]]'s "''twist of fate that would force me into a long, emotional, forced, stressful hiatus''"<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]</ref>

[[Image:CWCVoid03.jpg|thumb|Christian straining himself while attempting to decipher how other people's feelings are affected by his actions]]

==Wait, haven't I seen this before?==

A stripe shirted goldbricker taken out of the storyline? It sounds familiar because ''it is''! This is essentially the same scenario as [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s [[Dark Mirror Hole]], and the fate of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]]. The difference in this situation is that, despite being stranded between time, Chris is able to deliver endless [[Autism|neurotic]] thought bubbles and has the ability to absorb the Sonichu balls (with an unknown result).

In appearance, the Void also shares a common design with the Dark Mirror Hole: a solid marker color. The Time Void gets a little more page space, but that's expected in order to fit all the words coming out of the autistic warrior's TRUE and HONEST mind.

==Impact==

Christian didn't quite leave the pages of his comic so quickly, and popped up in a backseat role:
* He attacks 4-cent_garbage.com employees during the [[Sonichu 8#The_Elevator_Gags|Elevator Gags of ''Sonichu'' #8]]
* He also appears through the [[Sonichu 9|power of GOD]] to seduce Ivy during [[Dating education|Date Ed]].

Note that these are simply self-indulgent cameos for the author. The Ivy encounter ''was'' intended to further the Love Quest sub-plot turned major story arc, although it's unlikely this will be revisited due to her [[Ivy|demise]].

[[Image:CWCLogo.png|left|Two 'C' quarters plus a 'W' quarter are equal to one full Dumbass]]

'''CWCVille at Large'''

[[Allison Amber]] acts as the Vice-Mayor, and carries out all of the mayoral duties of CWCville while Christian is ''persona in absentia''. Readers are not informed towards any civic news under Ms. Amber's tenure.

{{clear}}

[[Image:GiggitySchu.png|left|"Too bad the regular size ones break easily on my 7-incher"]]
'''The [[Christian_and_the_Hedgehog_Boys_(band)|Hedgehog Boys]] (and Girls)''' 
Chris is basically forgotten by the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon so that they can focus on sex and dating. In addition, the fight sequences in Christian's absence no longer showcase the Jerkops. The presence of the Creator, however, is still conveyed even without an active role as he has his pussy whipped titular character ramble on with an incoherent bigoted screed in [[Sonichu 9#Episode 20|Episode 20]]. In other words, Sonichu goes back to serving as a Mary Sue proxy for Chris.
{{clear}}

==Return from the Void==
[[Image:NextBookVoid.jpg|center|*Sound of crickets chirping*]]
<div align="center">''Sure, whatever you say.''</div>

Chris explains that he returned from the Different Dimension on 08 [[August 2008]]<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Billy_mays Billy Mays article on CWCipedia]</ref> - but this doesn't make sense ('''SURPRISE!''') since it would mean he has been back in CWCVille, as mayor, for at least a year. It was previously hinted that CWC would be returning for the end of "first season" (For [[Sonichu 9]]), and is still featured as Chris-Chan Sonichu in the preview for [[Sonichu_10|Issue 10]].

The question remains, "How does he escape the Time Void?".

{{quote|Fifteen minutes of dialogue, and a transformation later...|Chris pulling himself out of the Void for no real reason}}

In an anti-climatic move and almost as an after-thought, Chris pulls himself out of the Void with the help of [[Magi-Chan]], [[Wild Sonichu]] and his vine whip power. During the epilogue, both Pokémon just happen to walk nearby the void, which appears right out of the blue, and they decide to rescue their "Master". Magi-Chan uses Wild Sonichu's whip as a safety cord and jumps in the Time Void's [[dirty crapped briefs|loose "Sphincter"]]. After many unexplained adventures lasting less than a whole minute, Chris is finally released from the grip of the Time Void's bowels.<ref>[[Sonichu 9|Sonichu Issue 9]]</ref> This page is followed by another claiming that, from now on, he will be able to tell more stories of ([[Chris and his Ego|himself and]]) Sonichu and Rosechu.

'''...Wait, there's more!'''
{{quote|She mistook me for myself and we went home. I was late getting home from work that night, so Lovely and I did the do and it was awesome!|Chris lying to his own wife in the future for a shag.}}

As if this wasn't enough, Chris seems to have exited the Time Void, by himself, in 2015. Over there, he took part of a "Medical Study". We are sure that said research wasn't in the field of behavioral studies or psycho-pathologies, since Chris came back just as twisted as when he left. When he was on the future, he lied to his own future wife, the "Lovely and Hot" [[Lovely Weather]] (an unfortunate woman with an equally unfortunate name) by passing himself for his own Future-Self. Hidden behind this lie, he seduced her and had sexual intercourse with her. Unaware of the [[rape|ethical issues]] related to lying to his own future wife for sex, he merely called it awesome.<ref>[[Sonichu 10]]</ref>

In short: Chris was stuck in the Time Void except for raping his future wife behind the back of his own future-self or punching an employee of 4-Cent_garbage for making a caricature of him.

==References==
<references />
{{CWCverse}}
[[Category:Plot Devices]]

Jackie E-mails 4

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This page features emails exchanged by [[Chris]] and [[Jackie]] in late [[July 2010]]. The contents are generally uneventful, mostly discussing Chris's taste in [[Mary Poppins|movies]] and [[music]], save for Jackie linking Chris to the totally-secret and ultra-secure [[IRC]] channel, and the important plans regarding the destruction of his [[PS3]]. Also, Chris claims his debt is completely gone, a statement which may be [[Chris and money|less than accurate]]. Of course, despite Jackie's urgent tone and the eminent death of his console, Chris took a more ''passive'' route.

[[The MovingFoward videos|The PS3 was later destroyed by his own hand]].

===Emails===

{{Email|July 20, 2010 - 6:00pm

Hey Chris, just wondering if you got my email? I kind of wish you would check in with me shortly after I reply; I know you're probably busy plotting the [[cwcki]]'s demise but it only takes a couple minutes and I give you the same courtesy.

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|July 20, 2010 - 7:24pm

Hey, Jackie. I apologize for not replying sooner; I had a busy yesterday; I had a doctor's appointment, a meeting with [[Rocky]], and a few other errands; I hadn't a chance to check my e-mail yesterday. I will make time to check my e-mail more daily.

Also, that is very interesting about the Cwcki, "J.J." will have to take them up on their inside-info offer. ;)

Canada is a good place, I hear, especially Toronto. I look forward to seeing the photos from your trip later on.

I went out to Food Lion earlier today for some more [[cat]] food today, then I noticed that the next-door Movie Gallery (been working on clearing themselves out for Going Out of Business); up to 90% Off their stuff. They're on their Last 3 Days from today, so I estimate that their last day will be either Friday or Saturday. I bought a Blu-Ray movie I rented before that was a good one, "[[Wikipedia:Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist|Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist]]", for $2.99. In case you haven't seen it, it's a story of a boy and his crew going on the road in pursuit of a hard-to-find band. The girl at first sides with the boy to pretend he was her boyfriend, then she follows them on their trip on the common goal. Throughout the movie, the boy and girl catch feelings towards each other; it is fun and sweet. :)

I'm not sure, but have we talked before of favorite movies between us? Mine is "[[Mary Poppins]]"; I also enjoyed "[[Cole Smithey|Toy Story]]". I also take in a dash of heavy action, horror and such. I've seen [[Wikipedia:Saw (franchise)|all 6 "Saw" movies]]; once you've gotten used to the "Hollywood Magic" and understand that the blood and lost parts are all fake, the ONLY response you can look forward to from yourself is purely the surprise and suspense. I also remembered we talked a bit of the XXX porn, but I won't go further into that until you feel cool talking about it.

The doctor's appointment yesterday was just a check-up; I get them every 4 months. The current blood work shows me [[Chris and health|healthy and well]]. I've been taking a prescription to keep my [[stress]] levels down since my teenage years (felt like almost forever). One month a year or so ago, I went without the paroxitine, because I did not fully grasp the reasons WHY I needed it. On the one hand, I did feel more confident without it, but on the other, I ended up feeling more stress attacks that really got to me. I felt a spot or two of chest pains from that. So I went back onto it after that month. I also take vitamins A, D3, Iron, Zinc and Fish Oil.

I'll wrap it up for now. I will continue to be thinking fondestly of you and counting the days to our meet.

Stay Safe and Sweet. 
XOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian.}}

{{Email|July 20, 2010 - 8:40pm

Hey Chris! No problem, I just like hearing from you. Sounds like you had a busy day. I haven't seen Nick and Nora but I heard good things about it. I've seen the first three saw movies but not the latter three; I'm not really a huge horror fan. My favorite movie of all time is probably "[[DivineTrial|Pink Flamingoes]]", it's a guilty pleasure of mine, you should really check it out.

So you take stress medication? So have you had like a medical condition or something? Like what kind of stress do you have that you need the medication for? I know someone who has a bad thyroid condition and needs medication every day or she could get a potentially fatal hormone imbalance, they actually didn't discover it until she was like 16, and the doctor at the time said her thyroid was all swollen up and she was lucky she hadn't already died from it. What kind of condition is yours? I really wish you could go to [[Wikipedia:Otakon|Otakon]] like you were planning, a nice trip like that would probably be good for you.

I can't wait to find out what happens when "J.J." does his video! Those fuckers have been around too long, but you can topple them if you get inside. It's gotten me all excited, so keep me appraised as stuff happens ;)

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|July 21, 2010 - 6:04pm

"[[Wikipedia:Pink Flamingos|Pink Flamingoes]]"; I will check that out (find a trailer on [[YouTube]], then add the movie to my [[Netflix]] Queue).

I've just heard the voice of the [[Wikipedia:Crash Test Dummies|C.T.D.]]; WOW! That's deeep. It got to me. I heard it on Napster and downloaded two tracks for free with props to [[My Coke Rewards|mycokerewards.com]]. I'll shortly enough get their "Best Of" Album CD from Plan9 or somewhere. For now, I have "[[Wikipedia:Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm|Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm]]" and "Paralyzed" (from their latest album, "[[Wikipedia:Oooh La La!|Oooh La La]]"). I enjoy recommendations from other people as well as my own choices. Of course, you know I like [[Britney Spears]] and [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|the Backstreet Boys]]. I also recommend songs from [[Wikipedia:Celtic Thunder|Celtic Thunder]] and [[Wikipedia:Celtic Woman|Celtic Women]], the [[Wikipedia:Planetshakers|Planetshakers]] ("Lift Up Your Eyes") and [[Wikipedia:Yngwie Malmsteen|Yngwie Malmsteen]]. Also, check out Tiga's "(Far From) Home", Galactic's "I Got It (What You Need)" and [[Wikipedia:Wyclef Jean|Wyclef Jean]]'s "[[Wikipedia:Carnival Vol. II: Memoirs of an Immigrant|Fast Car]]". I've got a big playlist. :)

I take the medication for [[Stress]] in General; no fancy names or such. But as I have stated earlier, the [[Wikipedia:Paroxetine|Paroxitine]] does keep my stress levels down; if not for it, I probably would have [[death|died]] sooner from stress.

Another detail that has slipped my mind, and lost in the e-mails somewhere, how old are you (I'm uncertain; was it 19 or 22) again?

Also, let's go ahead and decided on our meeting location for after you return to VA; I want it to be very clear and final between you and me; no repeat of the last missed time. This time, let's concentrate in a smaller location; the mall is too big.

Let's Plan for the ***Starbucks***, Next to the [[Wikipedia:Radio Shack|Radio Shack]], nearby the closing Mattress King, at the Shopping Center with the China King Buffet, Advance Auto Parts and Staples, Across from the [[Fashion Square Mall]].

Please confirm for me that you understand and know where that Starbucks is. We will schedule the Date and Time after you're certain of the return date in [[August 2010]]. I will keep a bunch of money aside for our time togther, so I can make most certain you and I can have a great time together, and to accommodate for edibles and drinks. If we make the date on a Friday, we can partake of the [[Fridays After Five|Fridays After 5]] Concert of that day, plus I'll keep an eye in [[The Hook Cafe|the "Hook"]] for similar events for other options.

Perhaps "[[Wikipedia:Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist|Nick and Norah]]" can be our first "Movie Night" Movie together. ;)

I'll TTYL. Stay Safe and Sweet. 
XOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian.}}

{{Email|July 21, 2010 - 7:19pm

Hey Chris!

I'm glad you're downloaded Crash Test Dummies! Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm is my favorite of their songs, I feel like it just has such a powerful message. I know you mentioned Celtic Woman before, I still haven't checked them out yet. I'll check out those other bands, too.

I'll plan on that Starbucks, the one right across from the Fashion Square Mall, I google-mapped it just to make sure I know the right location. I'm still not sure on the exact day I'll be back but I'll keep you posted.

I'm curious if you've got a good plan for that video? I was reading the JenkinsJinkies page again and I noticed they said they have some plan to get rid of your [[PS3|playstation]]? That canine guy said it's all apparently legal too, I have no idea what they're talking about but I think it's not worth risking, I just don't want anything bad to happen to you. You should put together a video soon. But what will you do? Are you going to make a new youtube or something? Or did canine tell you to send it to him directly? Maybe like a full costume would help more than just a face mask, if you have something to put together. Just a thought.

TTYL,

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|July 22, 2010 - 6:05pm

I am still diliberating on what to do against the Trolls. They're basically trying to get "Repo" Men to come in and take stuff due to debt. What they obviously are unaware of, I am paid off in my credit cards, including the one I used to buy my PS3 originally, so they they do not have a leg to stand on that plan. In their own words, it will be "Total [[fail|FAIL]]."

While I appreciate your concern of the trolls for me, I would prefer not to talk about them, and I thank you for informing me of this opportunity.

Also, I have taken notice of a Cwcki member of your name "warning people about me". While I felt crestfallen from that, I have forgiven that person of that misdeed. ;)

I've added "Pink Flamingos" to my Queue, and moved it up to #1, so I'll see it after I send back my current DVD, disc 4 of the Complete Series of "[[Wikipedia:Daria|Daria]]".

It has been quite the toaster around here lately; I have an AC in my room, I've been keeping myself hydrated, and I try to stay made in the shade while out. You've been on the road a lot this summer; I pray you've found cool rooms with Air Conditioning to stay in along the way. What kind of vehicle have you been driving/riding in during the trip? Vehicle's AC standing the scorcher weather well? There was this one time years ago, [[Barbara|my mom]] and I went to DC to check out the [[LEGO]] Imagination Celebration Truck, but "Ol' Faithful" couldn't take the heat at the apex of our trip; we had to ride back to [[Wikipedia:Culpeper, Virginia|Culpepper]] in the Tow Truck that towed our car there, meet [[Bob|pop]] and ride home from there. All in all, it was a good adventure.

Please tell me some of your stories, Jackie. :)

TTYL. Stay Safe and Sweet. 
XOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian.}}

{{Email|July 22, 2010 - 7:00pm

Chris, don't have a lot of time to talk, driving around Toronto tonight. But I had the idea of sneaking into one of their [[IRC]] chatrooms to find out more info about what they're doing, because I didn't believe this playstation 3 thing, but I found out some stuff. I was only in the chatroom for a few minutes pretending to be a troll (my name is "nyycklaj") but I talked to that canine guy, this is the chatlog (the password for the log is "troll"):

http://pastebin.ca/VxvlnDjb

I had to leave because I'm so busy so I don't know if anything else was said but I think I saw quite enough. I know you said you don't want to talk about this, I can't bear to see how they treat you either but you do need to do something. Chris, they've got some foolproof plan. They may be assholes but unfortunately, they plan ahead. I think you'd better deal with this NOW. Get in that inner circle and shut them down.

I feel really bad about them doing this to you, Chris. I want you to just blow up their website and end this once and for all. Because frankly, if we're going to try to start a potential relationship I want your life to be free of this baggage when we do, or else we won't have a chance. I want this to all be behind you when I see you.

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|July 24, 2010 - 4:02am

Well, I promise to try and see what I can do from within their Forum.

I'll TTYL. Stay Safe and Sweet,
Christian.}}

{{Email|July 24, 2010 - 12:17pm

Well, I want to see what you do. Like I said Chris, I want this [[troll]] stuff to be done with soon. Remember, it was your lies that ruined our chances before, and you lied about things because you were so paranoid that the trolls were still slandering you. I don't want that to get in the way again. So I want you to deal with this. Please? I don't mean to sound harsh but I think it's fair of me to ask this of you.

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|July 24, 2010 - 3:39pm

It's fair enough; I had it coming.

It is one thing of me to get the inner circle entry info; I don't really comprehend specifically what I'm expected to do to "destroy them from within". To my understanding, all I have is getting information that would incriminate them, their current FAIL plan and uncensored jealousy and hatred of me from their P.O.V. Obviously, I feel I am missing a huge, detailed, instructed step of the process to allow me to feel full understanding of "The Plan to Take Down the Cwcki and the Trolls". If you have an idea of that detailed step, I would be happy to hear it.

I gtg, but I'll TTYL.

Stay Safe and Sweet. 
XOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian.}}

{{Email|July 24, 2010 - 6:10pm

Hey Chris. I didn't mean to sound harsh or anything in my last email, thanks for understanding.

I understand that you're not sure what to do. But try not to worry too much about it. I think the only thing you need to worry about right now is getting your foot in the door. Once you're in good with the trolls, you can take your time figuring out how to put them down. It's not like they'll be going anywhere, and besides, the more time you just lurk quietly among them, the more they'll trust you - they might show even more weaknesses to you, or they might reveal something that gives you a perfect idea of what to do on the spot. I think that canine guy said you might get access codes to the website's control, right? So that's one option.

My point is, I think you should just get inside right now. Once you're in, we can think of the next step - I'll help you. Just talk to me about what you find going on in there and we can brainstorm together. Sound like a plan, sweetie?

XOXO

Jackie}}

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Wii Remote of Fail

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[[Image:customwiimote.jpg|right|thumb|True autistic talent.]]
[[Image:Modnation Wiimote.jpg|left|thumb|Because painting things blue and yellow makes
everything TRUE and ORIGINAL]]
The '''Wii Remote of Fail''' is the result of [[Chris]] taking it upon himself to paint custom [[Sonichu]] colors on his Wii Remote and Nunchuk during an [[autism|autistic]] epiphany. He thought that [[Shigeru Miyamoto|"Mr. Mayamoto-san"]] of Nintendo would like to see these, so he then showed them off to the world in his [[YouTube]] video [[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto]].

It made a cameo appearance as a go-kart in [[ModNation Racers]]. First as a pre-made [[Chris and Death|casket]] car that Chris simply called a Wiimote, he would then recolor it with his own personal touch just [[Pokéwalker of Fail|like]] [[Gitar of Fail|so]] [[PSP of Fail|many]] [[Media:CWCGameCube1.jpg|other]] [[Media:205-SonichuGBASP2.jpg|things.]]
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Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash

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"'''Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash'''", uploaded on 19 [[January 2009]], is the first of several videos in which [[Christian]] responds to threats of revenge by [[Clyde Cash]]. It's not clear from the video what Clyde has threatened to do, but Christian is clearly concerned that Clyde will torture and kill the people he loves. Christian attempts to talk him down by assuring him that he'll get over [[Ryan Cash]]'s death by finding a girlfriend and by noting Christian himself didn't try to torture anyone when his dog died. His [[The Creepy Stare|dead fish expression]] is extremely pronounced in this video, which makes his apology seem even more insincere.

At one point in the video Chris is obviously confused as to which one of the Cash brothers committed a [[Sonichu]]-inspired suicide, and which one is promising to make his life a living hell. It's an easy mistake to make.

==Description==
{{quotebox|Clyde, you do not NEED to disguise yourself as me to make your OWN PERSONAL CLAIMS of YOURSELF doing that.}}

==Video==

<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash
| image = {{#ev:youtube|qci4Cj1mWo0}}
| Stardate = 19 January 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Reason.png]] Reason
| Saga = [[Image:Clyde_saga.png]] [[Clyde Cash]] Saga
| Shirt = [[Image:classicshirt.png]] Classic shirt
| previous = [[CWC Update 18 January 2009#Video|CWC Update 18 January 2009]]
| next = [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009#Video|Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009]]
}}</center>

{{quote|You'll get over it}}

===Transcript===

I'm addressing this video to [[Clyde Cash]], older brother of [[Ryan Cash|Ryan]], who, uh, s—who sadfully commi—committed suicide upon himself when I... made the idle threat to, uh, stop my—stop doing my comics in, uh, protest of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page.

[''winces''] Clyde, I'm sorry your brother died, but that doesn't mean you have to go pickin' on me for the cause of his death, because... I did not do any—-I did not do it personally to him, and I did not ''mean'' to do it. I'm just an—I'm just an innocent bystander in all this. Even though... I gave him the reason. I'm sorry. You don't have to do anything mean. I mean, would Cly—would... Clyde. Would Ryan want you to go... killi—would Ryan want you to doin' anything stupid as torturing other people or even go as far as killing them? You don't have to do this. [[Chris and death|Just live on your life and move on]]. You'll find yourself a girlfriend! And she'll make you about as—she'll make you happier than... possibly how, uh, Ryan could have done it. You don't have to go off killing people. You don't have to harm anybody, emotionally or physically. Just take some deep breaths... some time to yourself. Maybe find yourself, uh...shoot, what's the wor—find yourself a [[Rocky|counselor at your local church]] that you can talk to. And, uh, hopefully, you'll feel better.

I mean, I feel for you, man. I mean, I've had people die on—die on me somet—some—a few times before, and I went to their funerals. But I didn't—I did not want to go off torturing and killing anybody in response. I just basically waited out for my sad emotions to, uh... eventually fade away and you know I did get better from that. I mean, my [[Patti Chandler|dog]] died. I was sad. I cried for weeks. But yet [[Patti-Chan|I got over it]]. I saw my—I saw Patti in my dreams. And she reassured me that thing were—that she was okay, and that God is taking good care of her. And with that I'm—I was able to move on, live my life a little bit more happier and more luckily. Been ov—been over a year—been over two years now since she died.

Clyde, you do ''not'' have to do anything rash or drastic. Just move on. You'll find a lot of other things that make about AS or greater than happy as you were with, uh, Ryan around. Just take it one day at a time, one moment at a time. You'll get over it. Peace, mon.

==See also==
*[[Chris and death]]

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Chris chan (CWCipedia)

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:''This article is about the annotated [[ED]] page made by Chris and posted on [[CWCipedia]]. For details on Chris-chan himself, please see [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. For details on the ED forum about Chris, please see [[Chris-chan (forum)]].''

The '''Chris chan''' article on the [[CWCipedia]] is an entry on Chris's wiki done to edit and modify most of Chris's article on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. This entry shows Chris's [[ego]] in action, trying to edit everything to make him look good despite most of the truthfulness the article holds on him. This is current as of 17 December, 2009 and will be updated as soon as Chris adds more of his additions.

Chris did not simply copy and paste the text from the ED article; he retyped it completely, as he admitted at the beginning of his version. As a result, there are several typos in his version that were not in the version of the ED article that he copied. In addition, Chris omitted several paragraphs entirely from his version of the article, including one about the [[Medallion of Fail]] and another that concerned scurrilous topics such as the [[nudes]] and [[sex tape]] (although he later acknowledged the Kimmi video in one of his comments).

It also confirms that Chris cannot understand subtlety. Parts of the page which are obviously untrue (such as him being a communist) are treated as fact, while the 4Chan meme jokes fly right over his head. Further, while some aspects of the page could be considered personal opinion (and in some rare cases Chris actually does correct parts of the article for truth, such as how many [[attraction locations]] he was kicked out from), most of Chris's "corrections" are blatant lies.

Immediately after typing this, Chris demanded that the CWCipedia [[ChrisChanSonichu_and_WikiSysop_correspondence#The_revised_ED_Page|Sysop]] copy over all the hyperlinks from the original ED article so Chris can add those to his own wiki.

== Note that... ==

* Chris bolds the statement saying that he's [[homo]]phobic. He then clarifies that he doesn't hate the [[Homos|gay people]], he merely hates their lifestyle choice and sexuality – that is, the things that comprise some of the base elements of their personality.
* Another doubtless fact: according to Chris's bolding, Chris also denies that Leviticus forbade [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back|shaving]], wearing [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear with elastic straps]], or [[Sonic|crossbreeding]] [[Pikachu|animals]].
* As for religious tolerance, Chris bolds the statement that he is a [[Chris and religion|"prolific hater of all things not Christian"]]. Yes, he himself confirmed that as a fact.
* He bolds the statement accusing him of creating several sockpuppet accounts on ED to [[Fail|vandalize his ED page]]. He also reveals one of the main mysteries in his biography: he says that the reason behind his ED edits, which were the main cause of his subsequent downfall, was a [[Honor Roll|bizarrely ignorant]] belief that an "Information Overload" (= "adding a lot of [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|shitty pron pics]] and other self-compromising info") would somehow take his ED page down.
* He unfoundedly denies that he [[Fail|failed]] in his war against [[ED]] and other [[Troll]] sites, and then bolds that his plea to his [[Trolls|"fans"]] to not donate to ED failed.
*He refuses to admit that his nonexistent [[True and Loyal Fanbase|Sonichu fans]] are [[Trolls|nonexistent]], and that his "fans" didn't bring ED down (completely ignoring the subsequent explanation that it was caused by an issue related to the website as a whole)... and then bolds a completely unexpected revelation: that [[True and Loyal Fanbase|the only people who pay attention to Chris]] are ED donors.
* To top all of this, Chris sadly bolds that his reactions to [[Trolls|trolling]] always make things worse.
* Chris surprisingly bolds a statement saying that Mary Lee Walsh was reasonable to assume that Chris was publicly soliciting for [[Hanky-panky|sex]]. Getting back to Earth, he then quickly tries to correct himself, adding that he was not soliciting "anything Other Than Honest [[Gal-pal|Friendship]], that would etc. etc"... thus [[Fail|actually admitting to being a solicitor]].
* Chris has generously "forgiven" [[Mary Lee Walsh]] for her past "misdeeds". He also tells us that she tried to ask Chris unofficially not to loiter on [[Attraction Location|college grounds]], but the Chandlers chose to not accept her letter.
*Chris bolds that he still blames [[ED]] for breaking him up with [[Megan]], despite knowing full well that [[ShecameforCWC.jpg|the image that ended their friendship]] was dreamed up, drawn, colored, scanned and uploaded to ED by himself. He also (finally!) admits, by bolding it, that Megan was never his [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]].
* Chris denies that he changes his [[Sweethearts]] frequently. He also bolds that [[Blanca]] was [[Troll|real]], and adds that he [[Naive|trusted her]], and that he [[Lie|"dumped her sorry ass"]] after "she" destroyed his [[Medallion of Fail]].
* He also expresses his belief that there is [[Fail|absolutely no difference]] between making a conversation with a [[BlueSpike|9-year-old girl]] and a [[Julie|grown-up woman]].
* He bolds that he wouldn't date an autistic, high-functioning or otherwise. The explanation is that he doesn't want to date [[Autism|''high-functioning'' autistic]] women because he "may be seeing a mirror" reflecting what he would become if he were a [[Slow-in-the-minds|''low-functioning'' autistic]]. To recap: he thinks that a ''high-functioning'' autistic woman acts like Chris would if he were ''low-functional''. Is he being [[Chris and his Ego|egotistical]] or just [[Women's Rights|sexist]]?
* He admits that his parents finally advised him [[Honest Content|not to tell every woman he meets]] that he's a [[Virgin with Rage]]. FINALLY.
* At first Chris vehemently denies that he owns [[Kimmi|blow-up sex dolls]]. Then he bolds the statements about him owning a sex doll, taking part in all those [[For Julie's Eyes Only|"JULAAAY!"]] shenanigans, and buying [[sex toys]] and porn vids since [[2003]]. Then in yet another comment he confirms that he purchased straight porn and sex dolls.
* Chris reveals that his vast knowledge about sex and relationships stems from MORE than just watching [[Rule 34|porn]]! His other sources include: [[Date Ed|Sex Ed]], [[I Love Lucy|chick flicks]], [[gal-pals]]' advice, and something called "Relationship Management courses".
* Then announces that knows about [[Chris and sex|sex]] and [[Love Quest|relationships]] "a LOT" more than any "God-D***ed [[Troll]]" will ever know... including, you know, trolls who are actually [[JERKS|in relationships]] and are not [[Virgin with Rage|Virgins with Rage]]...
* The [[Geinus|guru]] continues to open our eyes, saying that everything we knew about relationships & sex is wrong! "Because while they ONLY think they know or even understand, they Really Do Not Understand At All; THEY ARE DUMBA**ES!"
* Chris [[Naive|bolds]] all excessive positive epithets used in the [[ED]] article as [[Parody|irony]]. He then denies that he has any [[Chris and his Ego|unwarranted self-importance]]. However, a few paragraphs later, he expresses his honest belief that [[Chris and his Ego|actual real-world people would build a city in Virginia named "CWCville" and a "CWCville Mall" in this city, and dedicate them to Chris]].
* Chris also bolds a confession that he "[[Life Upgrade|upgrades]]" his self-confidence by using vitamins.
* He also bolds that [[Minor CWC-isms#Cosmos|HE CAN FEEL THE COSMOS]]!
* Chris also denies several times... that [[CWCville]] is imaginary and fictional. [[Chris and reality|OH. MY. GOD.]]

=The Actual Article=

'''From Christian Weston Chandler,'''

**Finally, the [[Lies|Truth]], False and the Exaggerated are Personally Sorted out from that which has plagued me since November, 2007. I will be retyping the paragraphs of the page verbatim, but with the following additions,

**'''Bold Statements [[Honest Content|are TRUE without question]].'''
**<s>Striked Statements</s> [[List of Chris's lies|are FALSE without question]].
**Statements that are Neither '''Bold''' or <s>Striked</s> will be personally explained in ''(Parenthesis with Italtics)'', or otherwise are personal commentary in few other portions.
**Portions of the Titles of the segments will be <s>striked</s> appropriately for content and exaggerations.
**And all curse and dirty words [[CWC-isms|will be appropriately censored]].
**'''[[April 16 Fetish Vids|Reader Supervision]]/[[For Julie's Eyes Only|Discretion is Advised.]]'''

**Also, I purposely have not, and will not, include all images and their comments in this page for content purposes of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|portryals of nudity]], wrongful-types of [[parody]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|retardness]] and stupidity, and such.

**Should any new text come up on that ED page that are not in this page after full completion appear, or if you have any questions about it, please send those notes and questions to the [[Mailbag]], and I will address them appropriately then.

**So, without further ado, here is Encyclopedia Dramatica's "Chris_chan" page, Personally Edited.
--[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 23:44, 17 December 2009 (CET)

==Behold, <s>the Mistake of God:</s> Christian Weston Chandler. ''(The Only Mistake of God were THE PEOPLE who contributed to the Original E.D. Page)''==

'''Born February 24, [[1982]], Christian is''' a <s>[[naive]], [[Chris and sex|perverse]],</s> [[Obesity|overweight]] ''(I am working on losing the belly)'' <s>[[Niggos|racist]], [[Pedofork|pedophilic]],</s> '''[[Homos#Fear_of_being_a_homo|homophobic]]''' <s>un</s>'''patriotic'''<s>communist b******, self-proclaimed</s> '''high-functioning autistic virgin [[Chris's room|man'''<s>-child</s>''']], and creator of his own skillfully-drawn series of [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]] starring [[Sonichu]] - his supremely insightful crossover of [[Pokemon|Pikachu]] and [[Sonic]]. As well as "suffering" from [[autism|atuisim]]''' ''([[Autism#Autism_cured.3F|which I still am for real]])'', <s>Chris also suffers from a sever case of [[Chris and his Ego|unwarranted self-importance]], the only cure for which would be to remove his head from his consequently gaping a**. At the time of this writing, Chris has found neither the time nor the conviction to do so.</s> ''(What the Hell is WRONG with these people?)''

'''Other names for Chris-Chan include: CWC ''(Christian Weston Chandler)'', クリスちゃん, [[Ricardo Weston Chandler]]''', <s>[[Ian Brandon Anderson]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Ian Brandon Something]], The Impostor, [[Sammy]], Antonio, [[Metal Gear Solid|Solid Chris]] or any other lulzy names trolls can make up for him, which will make him throw a [[Chris and anger|tantrum]].</s>

But it gets far worse, my friends... ''(For that ED Page, that is, LOL. Although, F.Y.I., '''"LULZ" is short for "[[Laughs Under Lucricities]]"''')''

==Chris in Person ''(From THEIR Point of View)''==

It is of utmost importance that, before one ever enters a fixed one-mile radius around Christian Weston Chandler's [[Ruckersville, VA]] habitat, one is well-acquainted with the facts regarding this man's ''(HERE COMES SOME REAL TORTURED VIEWS OF OPINIONS)'' <s>bleak existence, and the mortal and immediate danger that one's proximity to him represents, bot to one's mental and physical well-being. In order to maintain his jaw-droppingly destrucive lifestyle, as we will explore,</s> Chris has had to sacrifice any of the normal human customs practiced in modern society, and seems to have synthesized an entirely new list of traits which he believes better-equips him to indulge in his trademark fantastical escapism via invented comic book characters, <s>[[Kimmi|blow-up]] [[Sex toys|sex dolls]], and [[Chris and his Ego|egomania]].</s> ''(Such of my personal views do help make life more easier in my point of view, and the few considerably "Sacrificed Normal Human Customs", I.M.H.O, would be constant eye-contact with most people, self-confidence ('''Which is being UPGRADED with "[[IPods Down and Listen Up|Stock Market Rising]]" Vitamins of A and D''') in meeting people unassisted by others and internet, and being stuck on Routines of which new ones can be included with good, constant practice on my part.)'' To wit:

**<s>He rarely shuts up about [[Sonichu]],</s> the self-endorsed, self-authored and mind-nubing allegory of Chris's life, as viewed through his own massive, [[1985]]-throwback rose-tinted glasses. ''(Sonichu's life is [[Sonichu#Sonichu_as_a_Mary_Sue|different from my own]], so I do not consider his life to be equivalent to mine, Also, Sonichu is NOT Autistic. And I DO talk about a lot of OTHER topics that come to mind; I do have a real life and I stay in tune to current topics now and then.)''
**<s>His skin and [[Hair|hair]] is covered in a semi-permeable and self-renewing film of grease; not incomparable to an arctic permafrost of dead skin cells and sweat, proving definitively that he never showers.</s> ''(I Shower Daily and Thoroughly.)''
**He wears recycled shirts from the Salvation Army ''(And Goodwill, but I also wear [[Chris and fashion|clothing]] that were purchased from fine stores such as Sears, JCPenny, American Eagle, Pacific Sunwear, etc)'' <s>and believes it's a cause for gloating.</s> He really believes in [[Semen#Recycling|recycling]]. ''(The ususal Paper, Metal and Plastic products that appropriately go to Recycling Sites in and around Charlottesville, VA)'' <s>That is, he really really really believes in recycling. He recycles everything.</s> ''(Obvious Exaggerations from their P.O.V.)''
**His scent is <s>a combination</s> of [[Axe|AXE]] ''(and good clean practices of [[Chris and health#Hygiene|daily showers with soap, shampoo and water]], and sometimes the [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|natural body oders]])'' <s>and A** (oversprayed, of course).
**He leaves the toilet seat up.</s> ''(I put the seat back down for consideration of the women.)''
**'''[[CWC Update 9 April 2009|HE CAN FEEL THE COSMOS!]]''' ''(I did say that for [[Ivy]], and I will stand by the quote.)''
**In the event that you are able to speak to Chris, you should be prepared to encouter ''(Pleasant, clean and intelligent conversations with no pressure for anything other than being friendly)'' <s>wave after wafe of weak, juvenile aspersions cast in the hopes of making you forget just how abysmal Chris's life really is, along with creepy, probing questions about your personal life in regards to relationships with women.</s> This is because '''Chris is still''' <s>vainly</s> '''searching for a [[sweetheart|girlfriend]], years after first causing a''' <s>s***storm</s> ''(minor mishap)'' '''by walking into a [[Fashion Square Mall|local mall]] while in [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|Community College]], and advertising his desire for women via [[Attraction Sign|hand-held signage]].'''

Lastly: ''(Thank God these S.O.B.s are almost finished with this list)''

**<s>Once he starts stalking a woman, he'll tenaciously track her down, even if she's really an IRL troll, a 4chan troll or just doesn't exist.</s>
**'''He''' <s>ALWAYS</s> '''[[honest content|mentions]] he's a [[virgin with rage|virgin]]''' <s>when he meets women. (I'm dead serious.)</s> ''(Nowadays for a LONG TIME, after being advised by [[Barbara Chandler|my mom]] and [[Bob Chandler|dad]], I keep that statement private.)''

==<s>IRL Stalker</s> ''(Or so they Wrongfully Claim)''==

'''''(For the record, I am not, and I never was, a stalker)'''''

'''On [[MySpace]], Chris posted his quest for a "[[boyfriend-free girl]]"''' <s>and his stalking tendencies.</s> '''Unfortunately for him, every woman on the planet appears to have a boyfriend. This has led to what Chris dubs "[[noviophobia]]" - in Chris's <s>b******ized</s> '''hogh school Spanish interpretation, inserts "novio" which essentially means "boyfriend", before latin root, "phobia", <s>committing a facepalm-worty portmanteau that is almost nonsensical enough to make you forget that of all things in the world, Chris has a paralyzing fear of boyfriends.</s> '''Chris claims to hate every male besides himself and his father,''' ''(And Santa Clause, [[Chris_and_religion#Concept_of_God_.28or:_GodJesus.29|Jesus, God]], the [[Barack Obama|President of the United States]], all the World Leaders, and ALL male acquaintances and friends, past and present.)'' '''because they "took all the pretty girls leaving him with no one to choose from."''' ''(The fear is Out-Of-Date, because I got over that months ago. I am cool with that theory, and the only [[JERKS|males]] I hate are those that are [[Trolls]] and those who truly hate me back.)''

'''He employed his famous "looking for a boyfriend-free girl" sign in two places:''' ''(actually Four Places; a [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] and a [[Target]] in addition to the following two)'' '''[[Charlottesville Fashion Square|the Fashion Square Shopping Center]] and [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. The dean, [[Mary Lee Walsh|mary Lee Walsh]], reasonably assumed that Chris was publicly soliciting for sex,''' ''(Of which I was Not Soliciting for anything Other Than Honest Friendship that would become a True Honest [[sweetheart from the ground up|Sweetheart Relationship over reasonable time]])'' '''had the sign destroyed''' ''(She destroyed this one sign Herself)'' '''and banned from the school for a year. Since then, he became obsessed with her''' ''(But I have got over the obsession recently.)'' '''and depicts her within his comic as a''' <s>bald</s> '''witch with a viking helmet, a pitchfork, a scepter''' ''(Which contains her accomplice of evil)'' <s>to contain her evil anti-love powers,</s> ''(The character, [[Slaweel Ryam]], has her powers within her own person)'' '''and occasionally a broomstick.'''

'''Chris has also shown [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|his hatred towards Mary]] on [[Mary Lee Walsh#Coping mechanisms|several other occasions.]]''' ''(I had [[One Blessing, and One Curse|forgiven Miss Mary Lee Walsh]] for her past misdeeds, as y'all will remember, I had drawn the [[:Image:Apology to Mary Lee.jpg|apology drawing]], made the commentary notes on being nice to her here on the Cwcipedia, even the references to her book among other notable achievements. Yet she has not accepted my apology, and even UNOFFICIALLY left an enveloped note in my front door, which was NEVER OPENED or ACCEPTED, of Trespassing on "her property" of Piedmont Virgina Community College. My family and I later learned of the contents of the envelope over phone call conversations. So, as far as it is concerned, [[Chris and the Law|NO Trespassing Notice was EVER accepted]]. '''I mean, that is some "Thank You" for coming over personally to Apologize and Make Peace with my Gesture of Goodwill being the FRAMED Hand-Drawn Apology.''' That woman's Real-Life Mean-Spirited Attitude has made her out to be a Mean B****. *sigh* But I still forgive her for all that anyway.)'' [[Harvey Birdman Commercial|'''He made a hilarious video''' <s>asking for</s> ''(having)'' '''fictional character Harvey''' <s>Dirdban's (not</s> '''Birdman's'''<s>)</s> '''assistance to fight "THAT EVIL''' <s>B****</s> '''MARY LEE WALSH''' <s>FOREVAR!!1</s>]] '''in a contest for Adult Swim. He also made a video of him [[Soul Calibur#Watch Chris fight Mary Lee Walsh|fighting Mary Lee Walsh as a custom character in Soul Calibur III]]. Despite his hate for Walsh, he still took the time with his Magic Markers to make hideous pron of her.''' ''(Yes, I did, within a set of Five adult-oriented sexual drawing I originally drew AS PROTEST AGAINST THE ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA PAGE. The act would later be portrayed similarly as Rosechu's Protest against "[[4-Cent Garbage]]".)''

'''Chris's Love Quest was also foiled by ''"''[[Jerkop|Security Guards]]''"'' of [[Fashion Square Shopping Center]]. He was handcuffed and kicked out by ''These'' Jerkops (half jerk, half cops) "for trying to attract a Boyfriend-Free Girl".'''

'''Christian''' <s>claims to have</s> '''started his''' <s>ill-begotten</s> '''love quest, because he wants a daughter whom he will dubly call [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] (apparently after the illustrious metal). he made ''Renditions of'' her in the form of one of his [[My Little Pony]] figures''' <s>(from his own [[Hair|pugic hair]], mind you),</s> ''(I used Thread that one can find in stores everywhere by the fabrics and crafts)'' '''and made a separate file in the game, [[Animal Crossing]], and played as her.'''

'''The person we know the most about is [[Megan Schroeder]]''' <s>(note the Jewish name, a sign that gold is involved),</s> '''who had a''' <s>huge</s> '''influence on the comic and Chris himself.''' <s>She remarked that the antagonist of one of the Sailor Moon movies came off as a "kind of q****", possibly influencing Chris's homophobia.</s>

'''One example of the Chris-induced drama is the blog entry where a girl describes her encounter with Chris as he was wandering stores in search of his true love in late 2004, which can be viewed [[Thecrazypacer|here]]''' ''([[Anna McLerran]], after the writing of the blog entry, became a [[Gal-Pal|True Friend of mine]], and she cares about my feelings as such. Anna, thank you for continuing to be my friend.)''

<s>Chris changes love interests far more frequently than he changes his underwear; it is speculated that he has fallen in "true love" over 9,000 times. You could be next. Trolled IRL.</s>

'''Trolling of Chris-Chan has crossed the OnLine border into InRealLife. Whether internet vigilantes are trying to expose him for the psycho stalker''' <s>he really is</s> or if they fap to picking on retards, it's uncertain.'''

**'''[[The Game Place]], a store where he volunteered, was soon subject to his antics when [[Daniel Mimms|Anon took several photos of him]]. Nothing notable arose from this, other than mild lulz.'''

**'''An old classmate of Chris, [[Joshua Martinez]], did some epid trolling. We don't actually know very much about Joshua, just a few key facts. Chris knew him from his old school [[Chris's education|(Joshua and Chris both had Special Ed together)]],''' ''(Speech Therapy to be specific)'' '''recently met up with him again and was getting along fine. Apparently, Joshua was very popular with women and had met some famous celebrities. For some reason, Chris became''' <s>extremely</s> '''jealous and even tried to get ED to go after him. Noe that Chris''' <s>only</s> '''values Joshua's friendship''' <s>because he's popular with women, and that by being friends with him, he might end up laid.</s> '''Unfortunately for Chris, even other special education kids will f*** with him. the chick that Joshua was supposed to hook him up with was just Joshua trolling him with a picture of [[Vanessa Hudgens]].''' ''(And yes, I still do not care much for Joshua because of his D***, Dirty Lies and Deception. And as I had stated in a past Video on My YouTube, "He is a Dirty Liar; I Do Not Care if the Trolls Troll Him," and I still stand by that statement.)''

**'''A girl IRL,''' ''(That would be [[Hannah]], as portrayed in "Sonichu", No.2 and No.4, Sup-Episode 2, for what happened that one day.)'' <s>possibly</s> '''unrelated to ED or 4chan, tried to troll Chris-Chan for the [[lulz]].'''

**'''Through trolling in this next case started online, it quickly moved into IRL. Chris had started a relationship with an e-girlfriend called [[Blanca Weiss]]. On September 11, 2008, another troll going by the same name was really a [[Man in the Pickle Suit |black man in a pickle costume]] and managed to score horrific nudes.''' ''(D*** that Dirty Son of a B****; I hope he lands in the fiery pits of hell after his death for his deception and extortion.)'' '''On October 7, 2008, Blanca managed to get the medallions and destroy them.''' ''([[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|I dumped her sorry ass after that misdeed; I had trusted her]].)''

==Chris Chan: Master of Race Relations ''(Or so the Trolls Claim in the Striked Statements. I am Not a Racist.)''==

<s>As a basement dweller from Bumf***, Virginia, it's a huge surprise that [[Niggos|CWC is VERY racist]].</s> '''On his blog, [[List of Chris's lies|Chris denies his racism]]''' <s>by stating he only dislikes Barack Obama for being an Arab terrorist, and: "It's the WHITE house; we don't endorse people painting it different colors around here."</s> ''(I used to agree with my father on Obama in a negative sense, BUT then I watched BOTH A&E Documentarys on McCain and Obama. I saw a bit of myself in Obama, and my views on him changed completely; he used to be a social outcast for a bit at a couple of times, and having to deal with such trials like I did, I respect Obama. I Voted for Obama on Election Day of 2008. )'' <s>Chris also believes that 99% of the Earth is ruled by dictators.</s> '''In several of his videos, he asked to meet [[Sweetheart|non-boyfriended, non-black girls.]]''' ''(But I am very cool in acquainting and [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|befriending women]] and men of all colors and countries; [[Chris and remorse|I did not mean to sound racist from what I was looking for in my Sweetheart.]])''

'''Upon discovering this article around the 10th of November, 2007, Chris suffered a sever case of''' <s>b***</s>'''hurt and decared war on every site mocking''' <s>his f****try. As with everything in his life, [[Fail|Chris failed]].</s>

'''At first, Chris tried [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|tampering with this article]] while logged in as Reldnahc, which is obviously "Chandler" (his last name) spelled backwards. Before erasing the entire article, Chris actually contributed by adding information that he hadn't submitted anywhere else.''' ''(I had thought the Information Overload would somehow Take Down the page; I admit that I was mistaken.)'' '''Most of his additions were chunks of text from uncited sources which included how [[Megan]] "shattered his heart", and printouts of the [[Sonichu News Dash]], a''' <s>s***ty</s> '''newsletter about his comic which he also distributed at [[PVCC]] that landed him in another apparent conflict with [[Mary Lee Walsh]].'''

'''To make matters worse, he also uploaded [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Rule 34 of his own characters]].''' ''(Again, This was the SAME PROTEST that I had stated earlier on this page.)''

'''Later, when the context of the article finally dawned on Chris, he snapped. He created another account, Chris-chan,''' ''(versus Chris_chan)'' '''and tried blanking the page several times.

'''CWC blames Encyclopedia Dramatica for [[Megan Schroeder#The End of Megan|breaking up the relationship between him and Megan]] despite the fact that she was never his girlfriend.''' <s>Just another lying attempt to make ED feel guilty about something.</s>

[[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|'''In this video''' <s>BALEETED]]</s>, '''Chris congratulated all his''' <s>non-existent</s> '''Sonichu fans whom he''' <s>mistakenly</s> believed brought ED down and further urged them not to donate to ED while failing to realize that ED's downtime was due to an issue related to the website as a whole, and not related to any drama around his article.'''

'''Chris's plea for his fans to not donate to ED failed because the only people who pay any attention to Chris are precisely the ones who helped ED reach its donation goal August 14, 2008.'''

==Cwcville==

'''[[Cwcville]] (pronounced: quick-ville)''' <s>is Chris Chan's imaginary world. Considering how it's portrayed, it's full name could be the [[Chris and his Ego|Our Glorious Leader's True and Honset Lovers']] City of Cwcville, in a way similar to the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.</s>

'''Cwcville is actually two things: a '''[[Chris and Reality|<s>fictional</s>]] '''setting for the Sonichu comic and Chris's long-ongoing pet project - many might call it a "happy place" and an imaginary refuge from the harsh reality. [[Autism|The two things overlap very much]]. <s>It's sort of like his own personal Silent Hill - except that instead of being a twisted Hell full of violent rage and nightmare beasts, it's a disturbingly cheerful place where Chris's bouncy creations laugh, frolic, and f*** for his amusement exactly like Silent Hill. Characters are introduced without warning and fall by the wayside just as quickly; nobody's quite sure what nbecomes of them, but knowing Chris, it probably involves anguished shrieks emanating from a love dungeon below the Mayor's house.</s>

'''In the Sonichu comic book world, the town is alledgly located in the [[Virginia is for Virgins|state of Virginia]], but being a figment of Chris Chan's [[Chris and copyright|imagination]], it will never be found on an actual map.''' ''(But the city and the [[CWCville Shopping Center|mall]] Can Be Built and Dedicated.)'' <s>Yet, in many ways, it seems the city is legislatively and economically cut off from the rest of Virginia and the United States.</s> '''In this city, Chris Chan is a''' <s>despotic</s> '''Mayor,''' <s>where he controls everything at his own will and dictates new laws, granting him the basis of his megalomaniac tendencies.</s>

'''Inside the comic, Cwcville is at a fierece rivaly with neighboring ''Evil School''''' <s>city</s> '''of "[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]", ''PVCCitizens''. Cwcville is under constant attack from the evil forces of ''[[Slaweel Ryam]]''''' <s>Dean Mary Lee Walsh</s> '''and her army of Jerkops.'''

==Cwcville Elections ''(What a load of bulls***)''==

''(NOBODY ELSE WAS EVER MADE MAYOR OF CWCVILLE, and the ONE time I stated otherwise, [[List of Chris's lies|I was LYING OUT MY A**]] WHEN [[Julie Reveals Herself#1.5 Medallion, Jizz, or Julie?|I WAS BEING BLACKMAILED at the time]].)''

'''Around the same time these lulzy and exploitable events occurred, another unfunny gag started when some bright, intelligent ''(Who Do They think they're Kidding?)'' member of YouTube decided to make a video declaring [[Billy Mays]] the new mayor of Cwcville. The only problem with the joke was that Billy Mays is now about as funny as Chuck Norris or a [[4-cent_garbage.com|Mudkip macro on 4chan]]. Thus, "Billy Mays for Mayor of Cwcville" became a meme with a s***load of videos trailing in its wake. If that weren't enough, the whole mock election expanded to other memes like Gordon the Pringles Giraffe and will soon spread to P***bear for President and Chris Hansen for Vice President.''' <s>(GET IT? [[Random-access humor|IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT IS CONFLICTING AND THEREFORE HUMOROUS]], SOMEBODY F***ING DO THIS).</s> ''(Like the f*** any of this make any sense at all; I HAVE NO CLUE AND I STILL DO NOT GET IT AT ALL.)'' '''Under the assumption that he'd be getting his PSN back,''' ''(here we go)'' '''Christian stated that Billy Mays was in fact, mayor of Cwcville.''' ''(I WAS LYING OUT MY F***ING A** WHEN I SAID THAT STATEMENT.)'' '''As always, Christian's reaction will only make things even worse, so be prepared for even more Billy Mays posters being plastered onto YouTube accounts.'''

'''June 28, 2009, just days after Michael Jackon died at age 50 of a heart attac, Billy Mays also died at age 50 of a heart attack. Despite being his 80s, [[Jimmy Hill]] is still alive so he has been hailed mayor of Cwcville''' ''(Like the f*** he would EVER)'' '''despite a rumoured attempted military coup by Chris.'''

'''After seeing a hilarious episode of [[Family Guy]],''' <s>where Chris Chan didn't get that he was being parodied for his moralf****try,</s> '''he decided to share his hatred of the g*** with [[Chris and religion|the Holy Bible]]. To do this, he quoted [[CWC with Bible - Leviticus|18:22 of the book of Leviticus]],''' <s>which is the biblical equivalent of goatse,</s> '''which reinforces how two men should never engage in b***sex lest they be smited to the pits of hell to be r**ed by the Devil and his minions for eternity''' <s>(and also that men cannot shave, wear underwear with elastic straps, or crossbreed animals).</s>

==Chris-Chan the Moralf**==

'''Unbeknownst to Chris, prolific hater of all things not Christian, 89 percent of the users trolling Chris Chan are Muslims. In another blow to Chris's moral credibility, he also decided to pick up a book on how to to talk to women... [[How to Talk to Girls|written by a 9-year-old boy]]. As the kid wrote it on how to talk to girls of his age, [[Pedofork|party vans]] descending on [[Ruckersville]] are imminent.''' ''(Hey, I do not think the lad would take the trolls' commentary on his book lightly, and I don't care for it either. [[Dating education|GENERAL CONVERSATION and Conversation Starters, as he was encouraging in his book]], Are Neutral for People of ALL AGES.)''

==Sex Life==

'''His Sex Life (If you can call it that) includes, among other arousing phenomena, f***ing a [[Kimmi|female anime blow-up doll]] and screaming "[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAAAY!" at the top of his lungs.]]''' ''(ONE TIME I screamed that for the ex-gal-pal of mine who I LATER learned was [[BlueSpike|a 13-year-old boy trolling me]]. That little S.O.B. later died at the hands of the "Starscream" Troll, [[Clyde Cash]].)''

'''Chris wrote to [[Nintendo Power Magazine|Nintendo Power]] in April of [[2005]] to discuss the DS game [[Sprung]]: A''' <s>horrible</s> '''[[Noviophobia|dating simulator]], and was overjoyed to discover that they published his email. According to him, it was ''like'' a "free personal", and he expects that it being published will somehow increase his chance of finding a woman.'''

===Chris Chan on sticking things up b***hole.===

'''In both his videos and comics, he has shown contempt towards gays, constantly rambling on about how homosexuality is bad, and repeatedly stating that He Is Not Gay. ''I AM STRAIGHT.''''' <s>Despite these statements, Chris's sexuality remains questionable, [[Sex toys|as he owns a dildo and anal beads]] and rambles on sticking things in his a** while he masturbates.</s> ''(Those two items were [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|Free Gifts from Adam&Eve.com]] from purchasing woman-on-man videos and [[Officer Nasty|female blow-up dolls]]. I meant for WOMEN to [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator|put those things up their Vaginas]]; NEVER for men to put in their a**. UGH!!! I have never ever put anything up my a** [[Mass debating|while I masturbated]].)'' '''In his list of people he would not date, he lists autistics, high-functioning or otherwise.''' <s>Thus, Chris is also a self-loathing flaming f*****, trying desperately to stay in the closet. And we all know homophobes are closeted gays themselves.</s>

'''Chris appears to be''' <s>stuck</s> '''in a''' <s>[[CWC-isms|strange, child-like</s> '''mentality]] where he fills guilty when discussing sex. Because of thies, he is forced to use different words, like ''"[[Duck|duck]]"''''' <s>"[[Pickle|pickle]]"</s> '''for dick, "[[Chris and sex|hankey-panky]]" for sex, "[[Boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]]" for ''women who are'' single, among other things. He started buying [[sex toys]] and porno videos back in 2003, and when discussing sex with other people (specifically [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] and a recent troll), he goes into intimate, almost scientific or educational detail. When Megan claimed to be uncomfortable with Chris discussing sex,''' ''(I stopped talking about it with her)'' <s>Chris goes into full detail on how a handjob works and that he has learned everything he knows from pornography.</s>

'''In recent audio recordings,''' <s>we have discovered a lot about Chris's sexuality.</s> '''Namely, he thinks that''' <s>gender stereotypes,</s> dirty talk, and cheesy lines like, "This might hurt a bit at first" are part of actual sex. One of the [[Chris Sex Logs|audio recordings]] has him describing his ideal "[[Chris_Sex_Logs#My_first_time|first time]]", which in intricate, overly dramatic''' <s>and mildly retarded.</s>

''(To correct most of this, '''A)''' I hate the gays' lifestyle; NOT THE PEOPLE. I am okay with being acquainted or friends with them, but no more than that. '''B)''' Yes, I do not care to date autistic or seriously mentally-challenged women, but because I feel if I went out with such a woman, I may be seeing a mirror reflecting on [[Chris and hypocrisy#examples|what I may have become if I was Low-Functioning]]. '''C)''' I have learned from MORE than just pornography; I have passed Sexual Education in [[Manchester High School|High School]], I have watched a lot of Romantic movies and shows, my friends have shared with me their input on relationships, I took Relationship Management courses, and currently the listed mentality is not only outdated, but I know those things are Optional. And letting the other know it may hurt ON THE FIRST TIME shows that I, the man, care and respect her, the woman, in a way.

I have learned a LOT more about sex and relationships than ANY God-D***ed Troll will EVER know, because while they ONLY think they know or even understand, they Really Do Not Understand At All; THEY ARE DUMBA**ES!)''

==Other==

'''Chris Chan is also a fan of''' <s>the loli, as evident by his Rule 34 of Dot Warner, Misty from Pokemon and</s> '''[[Family Guy#Chris and Meg|Meg Griffin]].'''

'''''I go for Adult Women; I am not a [[Pedofork|pedofile]].'''''

--[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 03:18, 18 December 2009 (CET)

==Tl;Dr Version==
This Article Chris "revised is full of lies and denials of Chris's multiple defects and faults, and Chris can't get any hint of sarcasm of irony in anything, Chris Shows complete ignorance of various subjects and proves that his ego is gigantic.

[[Category:CWCipedia]]
[[Category:Historical Documents]]

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In "'''9 December 2009'''" (officially "'''12092009.mp4'''"), Chris complains about [[Jack Thaddeus]]' [[homos]]exual ads on his [[CWCipedia]] and demands that his fans in Europe donate him €1,000. Chris also states that he's heard rumors that Seth McFarlane is planning on including him in a future ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode. Chris then pitches his idea for a Sonichu Family Guy episode and ends his video by declaring that he has a special new [[gal-pal]] in mind to voice [[Rosechu]].

Chris also leaves his cell phone number in the description, thinking Seth McFarlane will read it for some strange reason. However, McFarlane obviously has better things to do than to listen to bad ideas by [[Obesity|obese]] manchildren, so Chris basically created another way to get trolled by his "fans." (What a surprise.)

His episode idea essentially amounts to Meg falling in love with him because of the CWCipedia and inviting him to an animation festival in Quahog. The animation subplot is (surprise!) completely forgotten at this point as the rest of the story is just about Chris, Sonichu, and Rosechu hanging out with the Griffin family to no purpose. At no point does he acknowledge that ''Family Guy'' is a comedy program and its goal is to be humorous, not to... do whatever he's trying to do here.

This video saw the return of the poor, tortured [[PSEye]] camera who, loyal as a [[Patti Chandler|dog]], still records for Chris.
==Video==

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To Seth McFarline: I am addressing you; you may respond by calling my cell phone number at 434-760-0848, and Leave a Message with a Call-Back Number, so we can discuss the episode(s) plans. Thank You.}}

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{{quote|I have my own story for at least one episode, and I'm willing to go multiple episodes in agreement with Seth McFarlane and the crew.}}

=== Transcript ===

Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th 2009.

I am doing this through the PlayStation Eye, and Eye-Create once again, because my digital camera is fickle on battery power. The batteries should—are still good compared to—as—respectively noted on the battery tester I have, but, unfortunately, it goes down quickly, it goes up; it's variable, so forget digital camera. Anyway... aside from the impossible skips that may occur, I am here to make a few announcements. First off I have said the, uhh, CWCipedia, I, uhh, am looking to my European fans to make donations to the CWCipedia. Not only to, uhh, keep it up, but to help get rid of the God. Dang. Sh—horrible [''removes glasses, shakes head, then whispers''] homosexual ads that dang Jack Thaddeus put on there. [''exhales sharply and shakes head''] Anyway, donations are greatly appreciated, and, uhh, as they have noted on there, those who donate over 1000 Euros, place to—get to place their own ads there, no questions asked. And, uh—as for—with that out there—would like—also am looking for sponsors. And, uh—I am looking maybe towards the Coca-Cola company, for them to sponsor the CWCipedia, plus the Sonichu franchise. At least the Coca-Cola company in Europe—in European area, to make the donation to put their ads all over on the CWCipedia adspace. [''spoken under breath''] At least to get rid of those God-dang—[''shakes head''] but, yeah. Coca-Cola.

And, uhh—and, uhh, let's see. With that said, I note, I have an understanding that, uhh, there may be—there are rumors going around about, uhh, people who—about the people who do animation for ''[[Family Guy]]'', thinking about making a, uhh, skit, in parody, in, uhh—not in, uhh, mockery parody of me on the show, but I would like to, uhh, make it clear that I don't want just a skit. If you're going to do anything of me, I would like to be involved and voice myself in the show, as well as—as well as the Sonichu character. Now I have my own story for at least one episode, and I'm willing to go multiple episodes in agreement with Seth McFarlane and the crew. Anyway, first off the rumored, drawn version of me that, uhh, looks like a Cleveland junior clone, NO. But, I have watched all the episodes of ''Family Guy'', regardless of weight, and I drew a good version of myself, with these drawings I'm gonna show on here and put on the CWCipedia a little later on tonight... along with sixth page.
[[Image:FamilyGuyChris.JPG|thumb|We all know that should be [[Sammy]].]]
[[Image:FamilyGuySonichuAndRosechu.JPG|thumb|You can't see it in the thumbnail, but Sonichu's lips are fucking terrifying.]]

[''Chris holds a picture of himself drawn in ''Family Guy''-style up to the camera. It looks nothing like him.'']

Anyway, there you go, that's a good version of me right there, to draw with the show.

[''Chris puts the image of himself down and holds up a picture of Sonichu and Rosechu. It looks exactly like every other picture of them he's drawn.'']

Like I said, it will be up on the CWCipedia later. And this here's a ''Family Guy'' version of Sonichu and Rosechu that I drew up. I even whittled it down and gave them each only four fingers. As you can see from here... and as it will be more—as it will be made more clear when they are uploaded on the CWCipedia later.

Also, yeah, my story idea. I have not written it up yet, but I am going—but I am going—I am planning on doing that. But, right off the bat, I have a start. Okay, here's the scenario for a story: [[Megan]]—Meg, is a fan—will be—will be a fan of my Sonichu comics. She goes onto the CWCipedia, reads [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|every new page I put up]], and she just really—and she just really adores me for, uhh, being a kind man and, uhh, all the [[Lie|good]] things about me, ''aside'' from the vicious rumors that trolls put up, especially like on the [[ED]] page, and then she sends—she puts a letter, a message in the CWCipedia mailbox... [''nervous from the thought of girl (fictional or non-) talking to him''] and it's just like, "Why don't you come down to Ro—Qua—Quahog? We got, like, uhh... a—an animation fest coming up. Uhh, you could come part—you could come participate, show off your Sonich—show off your Sonichu and stuff, and, uhh... [[Third date|meet with me]]."

That's what she would say. And I was like, "Hmm... yes." But then we cut... to, uhh, later on during the animation festival, and, uhh... and sure enough, [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|come]] up—[''gibberish''] in [[Son-Chu|my car]], and Megan—and [[:Image:Chrischantraced2.jpg|Megan's dere... with me]], and, uhh, it's all—uh, it's all—it's all ver—it's all—it's nice little meeting of... you know, between me and the family—and the family dere. And then, also, you know—and, also, after the [[rape|meet-and-greet there]]... um, I bring my [[Duck|two Sonichu Balls]], and, uhh...—and [[How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls|release Sonichu and Rosechu]]... into the ''Family Guy'' world. And then they—and then they get to—and then they get together. Then, they greet the family, and, uhh, everybody meets, and... also, you know, they have a knowledge of what's going with ''Brian'', as for me, as I've seen all the ''Family Guy'' episodes.

Mm, so... I have for story in this episode: Sonichu and Rosechu... help hook-up Brian and help him to maintain a relationship that he can actually, uhh, do better-off with, 'cuz... yeah, he's definitely [[Kacey|screwed up a few times]]. [[PandaHalo|No doubt about that.]]

Anyway, let's see, what else? Mm, yeah, that's fairly much what I have so far. More to—more to be revealed as I... wri—as I type it up. But—which, uhh, you know, these, uh, three images, as well as that story, will be put on the, uhh, [''air quotes''] ''Family Guy'' page on the CWCipedia, which I will create later night, to start off.

But, of course, starting off as such, uhh, I will put my own opinions about some of the aspects of ''Family Guy''—at least, uh, my humble opinions—and, definitely, you know, [''acting as though he's actually standing up for a real person''] Meg does not deserve to be treated as she does. She's definitely a very beautiful girl. I don't care what anybody says; she's beautiful in my eyes....

Anyway... also with that, uhh, there's also some other opinions—another opinion tonight. Oh, and I would definitely say this to Stewie in his face and (??????): you know, Stewie... you should have let that tower '''fall on you'''. Then, at least in the future, you'd have ended up [[homos|straight]]!

Yeah, let's see if Stewie responds [to] that.

[''sigh''] Anyway, let's see.... What else...? Yeah, and another thing, also, I would like to—also, on that—on that page, I would address the, uh, rumor, about, on the "Road to Germany" episode, where Seth got the bathroom sketch from a [''holds up hands''] ''Ghostbusters'' skit that I drew in, uhh, [[Sonichu 7|book number seven]]... I definitely put out(?) the question if(?), you know, [''squeaky falsetto''] he actually [[copyright|borrowed that from me]], but, you know, either way, I'm [[lies|cool]]. I'm just wanted to make sure, because... I don't know until I ask him personally.

Mm. Anyway, uh, that and... other things on my mind I'm not sure about, but... I can't rough(?) them outta my head right now, but they are noted on the Captain's Log... and in the previous entries on the CWCipedia.

I am Christian Weston Chandler. Thank you very much, and have a good evening.

[''Chris totally fakes us out'']

And another thing I'm not sure I even mentioned in the video... or till now: if this—if this show does go in process, like I said, I definitely want to voice myself and Sonichu. As for Rosechu, I have a [''vocal squeak''] galpal... that I—that—that has close—that is close—and, uhh, I trust [her]. She is not [a troll], but, uhh... we are good friends, and I feel that she has a great voice. '''She could voice Rosechu very well'''. [''dramatic glasses removal''] I mean that. Okay...

Anyway... have a good day. Be safe.

[''gives us a thumbs-up, trying to fake us out once more'']

[''with arms spread and speaking in a really, really cool voice''] [[Random-access humor|'''I'm the man!''' ...And I'm straight, so... yes!]]

[''shakes head in self-disapproval'']

==See also==
*''[[Family Guy]]''

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[[Category:Special]]

Talk:Cwcsicle

2011-03-03T20:01:42Z

Meeko:

WHAT THE FUCK WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?! Is this recent, or old but just leaked?![[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 19:06, 2 March 2011 (PST)
* Judging from the amount snow, it was probably more recent than the 2010 blizzard, but not from within the last month. There's no snow in the region right now. Last December and last January are the most likely dates. We had accumulated snowfall several times, especially in January. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 19:14, 2 March 2011 (PST)
** I went back and checked, unless the leak confirms otherwise, I'd place this sometime shortly after January 26's snow storm. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 19:22, 2 March 2011 (PST)
::*Uh, this is like a year old, it just got released now.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:28, 2 March 2011 (PST)
:::* Damn.[[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 19:34, 2 March 2011 (PST)
Just wanted to say that the word Cwcsicle is the funniest thing I've heard all day[[User:Killyouareself|Killyouareself]] 19:25, 2 March 2011 (PST)

Anybody think this could be connected to any Sagas? [[User:Airrider1|Airrider1]], 22:46 EST, 2 March 2011
*No, as [[Tito]] said on [[Krapple|/cwc/]], essentially what Chris did was submit this to Jackass in regards to their then recent movie in hopes he'd get on Jackass.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:54, 2 March 2011 (PST)
I spy the Sonichu Medallion. [[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 00:54, 3 March 2011 (EST)

I cannot imagine a more appropriate use for WHY.jpg [[User:Vergilius|Vergilius]] 22:38, 2 March 2011 (PST)

...I don't understand.... WHY did he do this? It says to get on tv... but is it known WHY he thought this would get him on tv (troll/'sweetheart')?! And (I'm a girl so correct me if I'm wrong...) but wouldn't IT fall off or get serious damage from being in the snow for 15 minutes? If so...is it possible that Chris actually pulled it out of the snow between camera shoots? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 22:40, 2 March 2011 (PST)
* Heh, no, it wouldn't fall off. It would present the danger of a frostbite, however, like with any other body part. - [[User:LucidFox|LucidFox]] 22:49, 2 March 2011 (PST)
** Yeah, it wouldn't fall off, but it sure as fuck isn't a good idea. I can see why one might think he pulled his ding-dong out between shots (after all, that barely chronicled a whole fifteenth of the alleged dickfreezing) but judging by the fact that his nob was bright red on the fourth video, I'd say he was at least mostly true to his word. --[[User:The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here|The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here]] 23:20, 2 March 2011 (PST)
*** I can shed some light on frostbite. His skin turning that bright red color meant he was in the beginning stages of frostbite. It means that the water in his skin, cells, and blood vessels were going to die, dry up, and everything would start turning a pale blue/black color. Frostbite sets in rather quickly when bare skin is exposed to freezing temperatures, and the human body just cannot deal with that kind of cold. Chris basically made his body re-circulate the blood around to the core of his body to keep his vital organs warm since his nether region being exposed to freezing temperatures, so the blood rushes away to keep his core temperature warm. What Chris did was extremely stupid, and very dangerous.--[[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 02:57 March 3, 2011 (EST).

== Add videos ==

Do we actually want to add the clips? Or just leave it as a download? If posted video is wanted, I can try to do it though I'm not 100% sure I know how (though I do have them downloaded). --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 23:36, 2 March 2011 (PST)

* I'm no gaybian, but to be honest, this deserves to be put up for Chris even filming this. He's really fucking stupid, but even I didn't think he would do something like this. I would put up a warning disclaimer for the faint at heart though. But I say troll away good sir. Would be awesome if Chris saw this on the CWCki, serves him right.--[[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 03:04 March 3rd, 2011 (EST)
:: If there's a second to this I'll try and upload the mini-clip sections....I think I know how to do it now... maybe :P --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 00:08, 3 March 2011 (PST)

** The big problem is: where do we host 100_2126? If we tried putting that up on YouTube, we'd get in trouble with the site. --[[User:The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here|The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here]] 08:02, 3 March 2011 (PST)
::Can't someone censor out his penis like they did in FlyingElephant? [[User:Nhocgreen|Nhocgreen]] 08:14, 3 March 2011 (PST)
:::I say censor the penis out for youtuve and then someone take a screencap of the Cwcsicle for the article. You might be able to upload this to a site like xtube and just label it as a snow fetish. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 12:01, 3 March 2011 (PST)meeko

Talk:Honor roll

2011-02-18T18:37:01Z

Meeko:

Oh, you silly Eurofags and your unnecessary vowels! --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:33, 17 February 2009 (CET)
* And you can't remove it, because it's in the article title. ^^ The great American author H.P. Lovecraft would have been proud of us! [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 05:00, 17 February 2009 (CET)

Can anyone provide information about the fit Chris threw? What was it about exactly?--[[User:UncleBastard|UncleBastard]] 12:22, 24 February 2009 (CET)

:None of the monstorous creations he made in art won him the award for creativity, So thats why he had the fit.[[User:Drlugae|Drlugae]] 22:39, 3 March 2009 (CET)

::There's a whole explanation of it in the DVD, BTW. He felt that since he put so much time into his art, he deserved an award. However, as Chris has yet to learn, quantity is not equal to quality. This also explains why he thinks his comics are pure artistic brilliance - it averages out to him spending a A WEEK on a single page of one of his comics. Don't forget, there are webcomic artists who generate the equivalent every single day, and they're 100000000x better than what Chris takes a week to do. So yeah, Chris had a fit because he thought that because he spend over 9000 hours making a shitty cup, he deserved an award for it and did not receive it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:43, 7 March 2009 (CET)

::And to think, his work is so shit and horrible looking, if he entered them into the Tate gallery, he'd have won the fucking Turner prize :D. Thanks for the info though, much obliged sir!!!--[[User:UncleBastard|UncleBastard]] 23:15, 3 March 2009 (CET)

:Wasn't there another piece of <strike>art</strike>work that Chris made that's missing from the gallery, some kind of Sonichu Hotdog or something?[[User:Drlugae|Drlugae]] 01:12, 7 March 2009 (CET)

For what it's worth, I'm not sure him being on the '''HONOR''' roll is a lie. I've met plenty of people in my life who got great grades in highschool, but IRL couldn't land in piss if they jumped into a septic tank. [[User:William Maize|William Maize]] 02:53, 7 March 2009 (CET)
*lol, eurofags and their unnecessary vowels. Anyways, I believe it's usually possible to be on honor roll even if you're taking remedial courses. Class ranking would still benefit those taking advanced courses like AP, but it's very well possible for Chris to get honor roll if he managed to do well in courses like Remedial Math and such. Those sort of classes would technically be considered "mainstream" (part of the reason Chris enjoyed high school is because he was able to take "mainstream" classes as opposed to strictly special ed).

:What I'm getting at though is that I would like to see a bit more about Chris's academic accomplishments, or lack thereof, in the article. Chris might have gotten honor roll, but probably because he was taking Remedial English, Remedial Math, etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:43, 7 March 2009 (CET)

::However from the videos The [[Song of Christian]] when he was 16, Chris says that he was getting A's in English and then they kept lowering it, he started yelling at the end of the second video because he got an F. I think there's a good he may have got the Honour Roll by default or possibly from doing something stupid like constantly telling his mother and father that his teachers were discriminating against his autism(like he says in Song of Christian) by giving him bad grades, Bob may have got involved somewhere in this. [[User:Drlugae|Drlugae]] 11:03, 7 March 2009 (CET)

Needs images at their new filenames. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 06:29, 6 May 2009 (CEST)

==Chris's art==
The art I think really belongs in some article like "Chris and art" as the honor roll thing is sorta separate from his lack of awards for his art things. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:57, 31 May 2009 (CEST)

Agreed. Side note, Chris would make a fortune if he sold that Sonic totem on eBay. [[User:Graduon4eva|Graduon4eva]] 15:38, 22 October 2009 (CEST)

I don't think there's enough unique material for the honor roll info to warrant its own page. I'm pretty sure it's on the high school article as well, along with that bit about some girl patting him on the head afterwards and changing his diapers. [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 06:22, 1 December 2009 (CET)

== Chris and Intelligence ==

Does anybody think we should have an article about Chris's intelligence? I know we can't get our hands on an IQ test, but we could analyze him according to [[wikipedia:theory_of_multiple_intelligences|Howard Gardner's multiple intelligences]] or [[wikipedia:triarchic_theory_of_intelligence|the Triarchic theory]]. The honor roll could be mentioned as a wildly overblown claim. [[User:Skwrr|Skwrr]] 23:06, 13 December 2009 (CET)
*We really shouldn't be analyzing him on scales like that, as it's too e-psychiatry for CWCki and it sets a bad precedent - everyone has their own theory of why Chris is fucked up and to be fair, only a trained psychologist who can sit down with Chris and do an unbiased survey can really have anything definitive to say about Chris.

:However, this page needs major reworking. This page was sorta a precursor to "Chris and art" when the honor roll thing isn't the same thing as his fail art. The art thing is more like "I'm special, I create brilliant art and nobody recognizes me!" as opposed to honor roll which is like "I'm not stupid, I was on honor roll!" This article really should deal with honor roll, perhaps some of Chris's very major blunders (like thinking 120 is half of 360, for starters) as opposed to his art from high school. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:32, 15 December 2009 (CET)
**Good points, but I still think we should have a "Chris and Intelligence" article if only to round out the "Chris and..." section. It has articles on every other aspect of his fucked-upness. The article in its present state could become that with only minor editing. [[User:Skwrr|Skwrr]] 03:20, 16 December 2009 (CET)

*I also suggested this idea and thought of using the same scales. I was also think we could include things such is failed grasp at science (the gay gene, recycling) and Philosophy (those stupid quotes) and perhaps his lack of common sense. --[[User:AntonImausMk2|AntonImausMk2]] 04:41, 3 January 2010 (CET)

== Honor roll criteria ==

"In some schools, the only requirement is a minimum GPA, so anyone with a GPA of, say, 3.5, is on the honor roll, even if every single course was a remedial course."

Chesterfield County Public Schools uses GPA alone to determine honor roll status. From a [http://chesterfield.k12.va.us/Schools/Clover_Hill_HS/resources/handbook/handbook.pdf student handbook] (not Manchester's, though), on the bottom of page 23: "Academic Letters/Awards are given to those who achieve Honor Roll (at least a 3.0 GPA) or Distinguished Honor Roll (at least a 3.5 GPA) for a semester."

Apparently, the star pin is an academic award, then.

-16BitAlex

(I am completely new to editing wikis. Did I do this wrong? Is this stuff already known?)

I didn't know that. According to Wikipedia and assuming he took remedial to regulars classes, he would have been making 85-100's. This would explain his inflated sense of intelligence for sure.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:26, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

You couldn't have chosen a better word than "inflated". A [http://chesterfield.k12.va.us/Schools/Midlothian_MS/marapr05.pdf CCPS PTA newsletter] states that 70% of the students at one of the middle schools were "honor roll" students. Sounds suspiciously like grade inflation. (Just figured out how to sign posts) --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 03:29, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

==Getting transcripts==

Since I live reasonably close to Midlothian, I decided to look into getting a copy of his transcripts but unfortunately you can only get a copy of them if Chris signs something saying that we could pick them up. It's due to the "Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act", unfortunately [http://www2.ed.gov/policy/gen/guid/fpco/ferpa/index.html]. It looks like we might be able to get a list of his honors, but from the way it reads it also sounds like they'd contact Chris and his family to tell them that someone called to ask about his information. I'm pretty tired so I'm on a Chris level of intelligence, so can someone read this and see if I'm reading that right? Because if we could just call the school up without Chris or his parents knowing then it'd be pretty interesting. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 10:37, 18 February 2011 (PST)Meeko

2010

2010-10-17T17:33:16Z

Meeko: Not the real high school reunion date, no official date is yet known

[[File:WantWoman.jpg|thumb|[[Chris]] in [[2010]].]]

'''2010''' marks the second consecutive year of organized trolling of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. In 2010, Chris turned 28.

==January==
{{main|January 2010}}
[[Image:EloquentArgument.JPG|thumb|left|On 17 January, Chris expresses his opinion on ''[[Asperchu/Background|Asperchu]]'']]

Smug with overconfidence thanks to his [[Mailbag|fanmail]] and the victory over [[gay]] ads, Chris charged into January, not even allowing the shut down of the [[CWCipedia]] via [[copyright]] claims stop him. However, Chris would soon find a new [[stress]] factor in the emerging fan comic ''[[Asperchu]]'', going to great lengths to pull his fans away from it via various crazy [[YouTube]] videos; every attempt failed miserably. As he did, Chris continued to update [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], revealing more of his madness. Unbeknown to trolls, he was actually beginning to get close to [[The Wallflower|another girl]] and he would attempt to hide this, but his own [[ego]] would refuse to let him do so.

==February==
{{main|February 2010}}
[[File:Evan'sDeath.JPG|thumb|On '''25 February''', Chris murders [[Evan]] in a totally disgusting way]]

As January became February, Chris found himself embroiled in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|a series of phone calls]] from ''[[Asperchu]]'' creator Alec Benson Leary, demanding Chris to promise to show better tolerance towards ''Asperchu'' and to get rid of [[Simonla Rosechu]], with [[Mao]] holding [[CWCipedia]] hostage. Though, very slowly, Chris recovered enough from the stress to complete ''Sonichu'' #10, which showed the death of [[Simonla]], only for Chris to turn around and "kill" [[Alec]], [[Mao]] and two other people in an act of childish retaliation. Chris recovered just in time for his birthday, producing a shameless display of self-praising by declaring the first annual [[Christian Love Day]]. Perhaps the biggest mystery revealed this month was the sudden appearance of [[Magical Man Potion|another human male]] entering Chris's [[room]], one of the more puzzling developments to come out of Chris for some time.

==March==
{{main|March 2010}}
[[File:Owllevel.jpg|thumb|left|On '''9 March''', Chris uploads a new ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' level that inadvertently reveals the identity of [[The Wallflower]]]]

As March began, trolls showed concern over news that Chris's father, [[Bob]], had been hospitalized with congestive heart failure. Sadly, Chris showed no concern whatsoever, angering his [[fanbase]]. A few days later, Chris would, through his massive [[ego|narcissism]], reveal a name of his potential new [[sweetheart]] through a custom ''[[Little Big Planet|LBP]]'' level. Dedicated trolls would discover [[The Wallflower|her identity]], and one faggot would cause the [[gal-pal]] to cut ties with Chris and Chris himself discovering the [[CWCki]]. At that point, Chris began an all-out war against the [[Internet]], attacking his [[fans]] for wanting more ''Sonichu'' pages, attacking the CWCki, and especially attacking [[Surfshack Tito]], the troll who took credit for destroying the [[lulz]]. However, [[Rocky Shoemaker|an outside source]] would intervene, forcing Chris to once again announce he was leaving the Internet forever. (36 hours after making this bold and bombastic claim, Chris returned with a new video to complain about [[TV]] and [[sex]].)

==April==
{{main|April 2010}}
[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|On '''5 April''', Chris's second [[The Hook Cafe]] ad is discovered]]

As April started, Chris's activity on the Internet was sporadic. However, trolls soon discovered an ad on [[The Hook Cafe]], discovering that Chris was back to his [[Love Quest]] on the Internet. During this time, Chris would meet and begin talking to a woman named [[Jackie]], who would become Chris's focus throughout the month. Having learned something from the previous incidents, Chris kept a low profile on her, which however did not prevent some highly-disturbing material to eventually leak to general public. During this time, he attempted to return to [[The GAMe PLACe]] in an attempt to lift his ban; the trolls hailed [[Michael Snyder]] as a hero when he kicked the anti-Semitic manchild out again. Chris would also work on CWCipedia a bit more, creating profiles for his characters and a page about all of his past sweethearts.

==May==
{{main|May 2010}}
[[File:MODNATION_2.JPG|thumb|left|On '''May 26''', Chris begs for ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' bonuses]]

As May started, it seemed that things were going to be slow again, with a relative high point of smug Chris boasting that he had removed a "bug" allegedly planted by trolls in the [[PS3|life upgrade]]. However, he soon became severely depressed and blamed his problems of rejection by everyone on a conspiracy conceived against him by the [[Greene County]] School Board. By the end of the month, Mao opened up the [[CWCipedia]] to everyone. Chris attempted to revert their vandalism, but soon gave into stress and abandoned the website. Two series of [[e-mails]] are also leaked.

==June==
{{main|June 2010}}
[[File:GrayScaleChris.jpg|thumb|On '''30 June''', Chris looks for [[love]] on [[Flipnote Hatena]]]]

After Chris's fourth threat to leave the Internet, many fully expected that he would not keep to his word. The silence was however broken after Chris traveled to The GAMe PLACe with an autistic plan of revenge against Michael Snyder; long story short, Chris almost committed [[Son-Chu|vehicular]] homicide while [[Alcohol|drunk]] and was let off scot-free by the [[police]]. He then made a video addressing these events, and announced that he would be leaving the Internet. ([[Chris and hypocrisy|Again]]. [[Youtube Finale|For]] [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|the]] [[100 2188|fifth]] [[100 2189|time]].) Things fell silent for nearly two weeks, until a field agent spotted Chris at the [[Fridays After Five]] event in [[Charlottesville]], continuing his Love Quest offline by acting [[pedofork|really creepy]] in public. Soon, trolls also discovered where Chris had disappeared to online: the [[Flipnote Hatena]], a website created by [[Nintendo]] for users to share their amateur animations.

==July==
{{main|July 2010}}
[[Image:FAF-06092010.jpg|thumb|left|On '''9 July''', Chris continues stalking girls at [[Fridays After Five]]]]

July 2010 was another very quiet month. It began with Chris getting [[List_of places that have banned Chris|permabanned]] from [[Flipnote Hatena]] for constantly breaking the site's rules. For a time after that he emerged from the internets to enjoy the fruits of real life... by reverting back to the ancient ways of the [[attraction sign]]. He was spotted once at [[McIntire Park]] and twice at [[Fridays After Five]]. However, on 17 July he returned to [[Twitter]], telling [[trolls|his loyal fans]] that he's [[lie|working on the comic pages]]. On 24 July he also evaded his Flipnote Hatena ban and re-posted some of his removed flipnotes, suggesting that he bought another DSi just to use a children's website as his personal dating service.

==August==

{{main|August 2010}}

[[File:PostCar.JPG|thumb|On '''29 August''', the [[life upgrade]] goes GAME OVER, man]]

During the first half of August, Chris didn't give off any signs of life except for a brief sighting at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]], kicking a stall of [[HEXBox]] games. It was suspected he spent his time playing [[video games]]. However, a phonecall to Bob Chandler was released, relieving some new info. He would then return on August 27 to post two videos, one concerning his upcoming high school reunion, and the other where Chris concedes to the trolls after reformatting his PS3, claiming [[fail|he did himself in]]. Two days later, he destroyed his [[PS3]], and to put it mildly, there was much rejoice.

==September==

{{main|September 2010}}

[[File:Niggocwc.jpg|thumb|left|On '''16 September''', Chris dressed as a [[niggo]]]]

Early in September, e-mail correspondence was leaked that provided some background on the destruction of the life upgrade. Quite predictably, Chris purchased another PS3 almost immediately. Jackie officially returned as a new sweetheart in Chris's life, with him trying to impress through new videos on YouTube, including attacks at Jackie's ex-boyfriend, Lars. Also this month, a bunch of ancient documents dating back from 2008 and 2009 were released to the public by [[Clyde Cash]], followed by some more from early 2010, including the correspondence between Chris and his former alleged sweetheart, [[The Wallflower]]. Towards the end of the month, Chris officially kicked off his "anti-troll movement".

==October==

{{main|October 2010}}

[[File:Grimace.jpg|thumb|right|On '''4 October''', Chris cosplays as [[McDonalds|the Grimace]].]]

October began with Chris acting just as crazy as in September. He made another half-assed apology to Michael Snyder, and also dressed up in various [[cosplay|costumes]] made out of cardboard.

==November==

==December==
Chris [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend|still won't be getting a girlfriend]] for [[Christmas]].

{{Timeline}}
[[Category:Chronology]]

Manchester High School

2010-08-19T18:24:46Z

Meeko: that's not the reunion date...

[[Image:Manchesterhigh.jpg|thumb|left|The home to the only decent four years of Chris's life]]
[[Image:CWC12andson.jpg|thumb|right|[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|This is what Chris actually believes]].]]

'''Manchester High School''', located in Midlothian, Virginia, was where [[Chris]] finished his compulsory education from [[1996]] to [[2000]] (9th Grade to 12th Grade). Chris portrays this period as among the happiest in his life.<ref>[[:Image:0311-CWCNote7.jpg|DVD]], note 7</ref> Chris proudly slept through much of his high school life.

Among Chris's classes were the usual subjects, 2 years of Spanish,<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Over the Years|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 8</ref> [[Dating education|Sex Ed]], Coping Skills and a lot of Art classes. According to Chris, he achieved an ''Honor Roll Grade Streak ALL THE WAY THROUGH M.H.S.''<ref name="teen">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Teenage Years]]</ref> However, according to the video [[Song of Christian]], he failed English class during his sophomore year of high school.

Chris was a water boy for the Manchester High Lancers basketball team along with [[Joseph Herring]]. He got a certificate and an embroidery "M" for this work.<ref name="teen" /> His experiences there mirrored the first part of [[Wikipedia:The Waterboy|this movie]].

==Accomplishments==
[[Image:0242-CWC&VarsityBBallTeam97Color.jpg|thumb|Chris happily serving [[niggos]]]]

;10th Grade
* F in English Class

;12th Grade
* September: Praise from his English teacher for the short story [[How the Pokémon came into Our Poke Balls]]
* March: CD cover for [[Christian's Favorite Hits!]]
* April: Naps in class for the self-documentary [[A Week With Christian Chandler]]
{{-}}
==Social life==
[[Image:0569-MHSDiploma.jpg|thumb|Chris's diploma. The public school system has failed us yet again]]

Most of Chris's friends were [[gal pal]]s, not [[Asperchu|joy boys]]. He had classes and ate lunch with them every other day (the high school has alternating "odd" and "even" days). There were immature boys on the school bus, which he dreaded. Chris's purported friends:

* [[Kellie Andes]]
* [[Tiffany Gowen]]
* Sarah B.<ref>[[:Image:0310-CWCNote6.jpg|DVD]], note 6; [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], pages 9 and 13</ref>
* Miranda, partner in Science class<ref>[[:Image:0310-CWCNote6.jpg|DVD]], note 6; [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], page 14</ref>
* Molly, happy and giggly<ref>[[:Image:0310-CWCNote6.jpg|DVD]], note 6</ref>
* [[Joseph Herring]]
* Brian, boyfriend of Sarah<ref>[[:Image:0310-CWCNote6.jpg|DVD]], note 6; [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], page 8</ref>

{{-}}
==Lancers Basketball, Go Lancers!==

Chris' servitude to the basketball team, probably the only meaningful interaction he had with other males throughout his entire adolescence, apparently remains a cherished memory. So much so, that he continues to obsess over it '''10 years''' after graduating!

A few references were slipped into the comic. In [[Sonichu_7|Issue 7]] Machnester High was featured heavily. It begins with Chris hanging around his old school [[Pedofork|without being there on any official business.]] [[Magi-Chan]] then brings Chris and Sonichu back in time to [[1996#1996|1996,]] when Chris was a student. In [[Sonichu 9#Episode_20:_CWC-Defense|Episode 20]], [[Megagi]] was depicted wearing a Lancers cheerleading outfit.

In August 2010, Chris made a handful of characters and a vehicle in [[ModNation Racers]] to commemorate his time with the basketball team. The Manchester High ModNation collection includes the team bus, two of the players, a [[Laura Beth Dorazio|cheerleader]], and Chris himself at age 14, looking as if he's afraid of being jumped by something just behind him.

{{-}}

==The Seinor Prom==

Chris took his [[Barbara|mom]] to the seinor [sic] prom. [[Gal pal]] Tiffany felt sorry for him, and so asked him to dance, which seemed like hours to Chris. Chris hopes to re-enact this historic moment at an upcoming high school reunion.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Seinor Prom]]</ref> That is assuming there aren't security guards there for the express purpose of keeping him out.

===Gallery===

<center><gallery>
Image:0539-Prom1.jpg
Image:0540-Prom2.jpg|Don't go graping anyone tonight, Chris... I'm assburgin'
Image:0541-Prom3.jpg
Image:0542-Prom4.jpg|Dat ass. Seriously, Chris was probably more interested in the food than the lovely young lady.
Image:0543-Prom5.jpg|Chris is feeling all by his lonesome at this point
Image:0544-Prom6.jpg|Some random people at prom, giving what would be considered a rude gesture in some countries.
Image:0545-Prom7.jpg
Image:0549-Prom11.jpg|Tiffany to the rescue
</gallery></center>

==Graduation==

[[Image:0558-ChrisChanOfY2KClass.jpg|thumb|Chris actually looking kinda classy, in his graduation gown. The white thing around his neck generally indicates [[honor roll]].]]

For Chris, graduation was an emotional experience. In his own words:<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Graduation]]</ref>

{{quotebox|I ONLY got recognized for my Grades with a Star Pin, yet they had MORE FANCIER AWARDS for more important qualities. I should have been Highly Recognized for [[Chris and art|my ARTISTIC TALENTS]] I showed in my Many Art Classes for the Award Ceremonies before Graduation Day. I felt crestfallen greatly from not getting recognized for any of my Talents. I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

I had gotten over the Award Ceremony on the Graduation Day, but to add Lemon Juice to an open wound, it was a Dark and Rainy Day that Day, and they handed out MORE TALENTED AWARDS right before handing out any diplomas. When I went up there to get mine, I was feeling depressed, upset, crestfallen and ticked off. When the award was handed to me, I took it without looking anyone in the eye, and I did not shake anyone's hands. I just walked back to my seat in the Graduating Crowd. Then soon after, I just walked the wrong way up the center aisle, found an isolated table and cried myself out. My mother found me later and comforted me; my father was ashamed of the way I acted, and he would later still be angry at recalling the moment. Tiffany also found me and gave me a caring moment of condolences back there. I gave her a plush Psyduck as a graduating gift beforehand.
}}

[[Image:0565-CWCKellieGrads.jpg|thumb|Chris with [[Kellie Andes]]]]

In another retelling, Chris reveals more straight anger:<ref>DVD, graduation notes [[:Image:0566-GraduationNote1.jpg|1]] and [[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|2]]</ref>

{{quotebox|
So while I sit there and feel happy for my friends who got something, I was so %$@# JEALOUS. I was a High-Functioning Autistic Boy who came WAAAAAAAAAY BEYOND OUT OF HIS SOCIAL SHELL, only to get ZILCH, NADA, ZIP; A BIG FAT ZERO! I felt so Devistated and Out Of Sync :'(

[...]

I ended up doing what I did when I went up there to accept the diploma; NO HANDSHAKE, TEARS, AND RUNNING AWAY TO HIDE. They don't even have any pictures of that in the Y2K Yearbook; the caption should have read, "Student Christian Chandler is Depressed and Sad for some reasons. His response is tears and fright."

Even now as I type this, I am still *&$%^#@ Angry that I didn't get anything for the things I've poured my heart, soul and hand-work into, nor emerged as a friend to quite a few, nor developing a positive social behavior similar to [[Red Skelton]].
}}

It is quite likely that the evil [[Count Graduon]]'s name was derived from Chris's feelings about his graduation.

==Reunion plans==
In his "Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts" page from the [[CWCipedia]], Chris notes that he looks forward to attending his class reunion. He doesn't say exactly when this will take place, but 2010 is the 10th year since Chris's graduation.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:481-TungstenPoster.JPG|Tungsten. That is all.
Image:0232-CWCNote3.jpg|Becoming B-ball manager
Image:0309-CWCNote5.jpg|Prom Note
Image:0509-CWCNote8.jpg|Classes
Image:0566-GraduationNote1.jpg|Graduation Note 1
Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|Graduation Note 2
Image:0568-GraduationNote3.jpg|Graduation Note 3
</gallery></center>

==Sauce==
<references />

==See also==
*[[Count Graduon]]
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]
*[[The High School Story]]
*[[Honor roll]]

==External links==
*[http://www.chesterfield.k12.va.us/Schools/Manchester_HS/home.html Homepage]
*[[Wikipedia:Manchester High School (Virginia)|Wikipedia article on Manchester High School]]

{{Places}}

[[Category:Places]]
[[Category:Education]]

File talk:100 0671.JPG

2010-07-20T12:55:19Z

Meeko:

== Pink thing on his wrist? ==
What is that pink thing on his right wrist? It looks too big to be an entry wristband (plus no one else seems to be wearing them), and it's not in the photos of him at FAF the second time. I can't even see signs of it being a wristwatch (no obvious clockface). Anyone have any idea, or is it just unimportant? -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 10:11, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

Probably a bracelet. Chris may be wearing it to appeal to DA LADIEZ, unaware that it makes him look like he wants DA MENZ. He's dumb like that. Or maybe it's something for that event that I don't get.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 12:13, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

I agree that it isn't a watch, as we can't see the clockface or the clasp-thing, one of which would be visible from any angle. Zooming in on it, it looks like it was made from some kind of paper or dense fabric, due to the creasing pattern. Personally, I'd guess that he made it himself in an attempt to show off his amazing creativity and skill. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:22, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
:Are you sure it isn't an alcohol wristband? I know you can't bring alcohol in, but maybe they serve it there? I can see him getting one to complete his "look" & then not using it. But Freecell is probably right- it's more than likely something he made to attract women with. 12:55, 20 July 2010 (UTC)meeko

Talk:05142010

2010-05-20T14:35:07Z

Meeko:

Another attempt at getting sympathy and attention. I should have known that Chris was too much of a prick to make a video in memory of someones passing. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:39, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

Perhaps we should rename this page "Chris Bores his Fanbase". --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:41, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

call it what it is, Captain's log, Star date May 14 2010

I agree, Chris directly said it was a Captain's Log albeit in his weird tardspeak. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 21:18, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

:Punishment for Murder - 20 years. Punishment for smoking - 10 years. There is no facepalm that can truly represent his twisted perspective anymore--[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 18:08, 15 May 2010 (EST)

{{Not A Forum}}
=="I am a good man"==
No you're not, Chris..No you're not.. [[User:CrookedSmirk|CrookedSmirk]] 21:04, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
*It's speculated that Chris may have been called a creep by a girl. "Hey, at least I'm not murdering girls! I'm a good man!"--[[User:Da-zen-man|Da-zen-man]] 21:49, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Makes sense to me. Chris-logic at work.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:34, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

==Another new shirt?==
Is there any word on why Chris has had a different shirt in all of his latest videos? He only had the same shirts for years and then he suddenly shows up with a bunch of crummy tag sale t-shirts. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 21:55, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
*Snorlax must have taken him to a garage sale or some shit. But I do indeed love this new shirt, in an ironic sense.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:00, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
*I think that, as you said, Snorlax must have picked up some new shirts from goodwill or the salvation army or whatever. In my opinion though, I think Snorlax picked up a whole load some time ago, and that we just keep seeing new shirts because his videos are less frequent now, and he just happens to wear one of the new batch when he makes them. But thats not important any more. My real question is: Whatever happened to the red and blue striped clown shirt he used to wear? I miss that shirt. It was the definition of who Chris is to the outside world. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:40, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
:* He probably outgrew it. It was stretched to capacity most of the time he wore it.[[User:Machop|Machop]]
:**Maybe it broke because of his gut.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:20, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
*Well it seems that, while still blaming his problems on other people, he's at least becoming somewhat aware of how others see him. So maybe he's trying to update his wardrobe to something a bit more normal-looking. --[[User:DrKroner|DrKroner]] 04:05, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
*I have the feeling that Chris tries to emulate some "Cool Kid" he met somewhere. Barbara seems to be way too old to buy a "Mount And Dew Me" t-shirt to the Man-Child. I think he tries to ditch the "Original Chris" look for a more "relax" wardrobe while making the choices by himself. This might indicate two things; Chris loves to dress like trailer trash and Barbara stopped caring about what he looks. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:03, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
*I'm amazed that he decided to wear a shirt that says "I got what I deserved" (what it looks like it says) while attempting to make people believe that he cared about this girl's death. He seemed to discuss her more to prove that he looks at stuff other than porn & comics, then moved on to his own problems. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 14:35, 20 May 2010 (UTC)meeko

== updated template ==

i updated the captain's log template, but didn't tamper with the video's title, though shouldn't it be renamed to captain's log may 15, since that's what it says there.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:09, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

== Note that...==
* Yet another lack of empathy, no concren for the family of the girl, Chris is more concern because there is another boyfriend free-girl that he couldn't bang, seriously, look closely the times he frowns, its because he remembers something, its most likely a girl called him on his bs. But it also looks like he learned that The internet women he meets are all trolls now. also 2:23.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 07:16, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
:* I might picking daisies on this but anyone noticed that he want to give to the guy a jail sentence for the shock of the girl's murder had on society and not the murder itself? You can't have less empathy for that. He's more busy thinking about how society would look at the murder instead of putting himself in the shoes of the victim and contemplating death. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:41, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
::*New entry for Chris and Death anyone? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 14:20, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

== About the murder case in question==
(1) Is there a reason we're not referring to Yeardley Love by her name? The whole country knows who she is by now.
(2) Do you have a source for claiming that she cheated on that guy?
[[User:Senzuri|Senzuri]] 14:57, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
:*We are here to document Chris, not the things in society he's talking about. As far as I can tell, I don't even see the need to dwell on that piece of news unless for the parts that makes Chris tick. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:23, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
:If we don't need to dwell on the murder case itself, then there's no need to say that her killer was her boyfriend (I believe he was her ex) or that she was cheating on him (I've seen no source on that). So I've edited it to simply refer to "the Yeardley Love murder case."[[User:Senzuri|Senzuri]] 05:19, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

==Name suggestion==
From one of the comments on the cwcvillelibrary's page on YT, I suggest "murder he wrote" as the title
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 19:59, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

Autism Awareness E-mails

2010-05-16T14:45:03Z

Meeko: fixed link to Landau–Kleffner syndrome

{{Quote|We were unable to contact his parents and legally we can not force [[Christian]] to do anything as long as he is able to speak on his own. We are concerned that he may be a danger to himself and others so we would like to let that be known.|Lori's message to the [[CWCki]].}}
[[File:AAmonth.png|thumb|left|The Autism awareness ad...]]
[[File:AAmonthChris.jpg|thumb|...and Chris's bastardized version.]]
On 16 [[May 2010]] the [[CWCki]] was forwarded a bunch of e-mails from a volunteer worker for [[Autism]] Awareness. They were wondering if he was faking his illness.

These messages began in [[April 2010]] when the powers that be purchased an ad for autism awareness on the [[CWCipedia]]. Chris, being Chris was deeply offended by the advertisement's assertion that [[Aspergers]] was a form of autism, and quickly made his own version of the ad. While a normal [[Chris and Censorship|censor]] would have simply removed the offending phrase, Chris went on to make it blindingly obvious that he was tampering with the ad by adding a hate-fueled mini rant about how the two are completely different. Chris is an idiot. This tampering prompted Lori, a volunteer worker, to send Chris a few e-mails, in a well-meaning attempt to correct him. When it became clear to her that Chris is completely nuts, she began inquiring about Chris's ability to take care of himself. Chris quit responding when the topics of Jobs and the fact that he lives with his parents came up, as he can't face the truth about his real status as a manly man.

==The Letters==
{{Quotebox|Just to correct you on some misinformation however. [[Asperger's]] and Autism are actually in the same neurotypical spectrum set of disorders. Aspergers and High-Functioning Autism are very similar and in the new upcoming DSM-V, the classification between separating the two will actually be gone. The two will become known as mild forms of autism. Thank you for your time!

- Lori}}

{{Quoteboxred|Firstly, it was my pleasure to help. Second, I DISAGREE, and I personally DO NOT CARE FOR "Aspergers" AT ALL. People think Aspergers should STEAL the Reputation that Autism has earned over the number of years; I THINK NOT. Do not get me started with Aspergers; it is my 2nd Least Favorite Word Ever (the First being Naive).

And I do not give a c*** about what "Scientists" may or may not have found there either. IN MY VIEW, Aspergers IS NOT Autism.

Christian W. Chandler.}}

{{Quotebox|No one thinks that that people with Asperger's is trying to steal the reputation from Autism, where did hear this information? Both disorders are in the same spectrum and people with both Asperger's and Autism should be joined together to look for the cure and to make people more aware of both disorders. In fact, Hans Asperger, the discoverer of Asperger's, did not know about High-Functioning Autism when he coined that term. This is why the DSM-V is going to correct this decades old mistake.

Again, I want to thank you for your help, but we would like to change your information to reflect what is actually happening in the world of Autism.

- Lori}}

{{Quoteboxred|For your information, the Fact of Aspergers being different from Autism and of it trying to steal the light is of MY Own Idea. I will NEVER conform to such a blasphemous link of any kind between the two. And I am certainly not going to change the image's text.

Those with Aspergers are welcome to find their own cure; just denounce any so-called links between it and Autism, or NEVER bring it up around me ever again.

Christian.}}

{{Quotebox|You are going about this all wrong, Christian. Where did you get the idea that people with Asperger's are trying to "steal the light" from Autistics? I have never heard of this before.

- Lori}}

{{Quotebox|We are a little concerned about you Christian. May we have the e-mail of your caretaker? We would like to talk to them.

- Lori}}

{{Quoteboxred|Caretaker? ROFL Obviously you have not read my Bio page on the Cwcipedia; I NEVER had a caretaker, unless you count my mother and father. I have been Mainstreamed; GREW UP within NORMAL SOCIETY during my School Days.

And I think I NEED TO REPEAT MYSELF HERE, the opinions that I have shared of the Aspergers are MY OWN ONLY; I WAS NOT INFLUENCED BY ANYONE ELSE TO HAVE THAT OPINION. It Is and Was MY Opinion From The Start There.

And if you want to speak to my parents, you'll have to CALL them; they do not have e-mail. And also, I AM Twenty-Eight Years Old.

Sincerely,
Christian W. Chandler.}}

{{Quotebox|We are wondering why you formed this opinion. It is very concerning to us that you have such a negative view of Asperger's and Autism. We are also very concerned that you do not have a caretaker. We are currently reading your biography and it states that you lost the ability to speak for many years. We think you may have been misdiagnosed. You may have Landau-Kleffner syndrome which is commonly mistaken for Autism. You may read more about it here:

[[Wikipedia:Landau–Kleffner syndrome|Landau Kleffner syndrome]]

We will attempt to speak to your parents about attaining a caretaker.

- Lori}}

{{Quoteboxred|I have a negative view only on Aspergers. I have a positive view on Autism. I do NOT need a caretaker; I am capable of taking care of myself. I am 28 years old with a High School Diploma, a Degree and a Certificate in Computer Aided Drafting and Design ([[CADD]]), and my grades were on [[Honor Roll]] throughout, and I made the [[Mary Lee Walsh|Dean]]'s List at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]].}}

{{Quotebox|Are you currently self-sufficient? Do you have a job? Are you living on your own?

We highly implore you to get a caretaker if you answered no to any of these questions. We can assist you in finding one.

Asperger's and Autism are in the same spectrum of disorders, the severity of Autism is the only difference. You say you have high-functioning Autism which is the same as Asperger's, there is no reason to hate a name.

- Lori}}

Talk:Manchester High School

2010-04-18T14:53:42Z

Meeko:

==Basketball==
Needs a subsection on this. It's briefly mentioned in the intro and there's a few pics but we need to elaborate on this since Chris has gone into quite some detail about it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:32, 30 November 2009 (CET)

==Reunion info?==

Since Chris graduated in 2000, his 10 year reunion would be happening this year. I did a little digging on alumniclass.com and found the following info:

2000 Manchester High School 10 Year Reunion
Relevant classes: 2000
Date: November 08, 2010
Time: Noon

They give an address, but it seems to only come up with an address for a data service company. This was the only info I've found on this, and it looks like Chris (or someone posting as him) has a profile on this site. I wasn't able to check out the profile due to the site requiring money, but I know that his picture popped up on the main page under pictures of alumni. Is anyone able to find anything about the 10 year reunion? [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 14:53, 18 April 2010 (UTC)meeko

Talk:Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean

2010-04-13T16:25:23Z

Meeko:

Well I tried to transcribe the audio. I got 30 seconds down...yeah I'm a lazy fuck. - SEGA Hikaru

Unless someone gets it done sooner, I'll transcribe this in about 8 hours when I get home. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:37, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
: I can get it done presently. BITCH?! [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 23:39, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
:: Okay, that's transcribed and tagged up. Michael Snyder fucking rules. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 00:10, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
: It sounds to me like Michael says "He probably will" after Chrissy says he hopes God will forgive him. On the hypocrisy front, I guess I shouldn't be surprised that it's a capital offense to upload photos of Chris to the internet, but it's perfectly fine for him to upload surreptitious recordings of other people's private phone calls. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 00:59, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:: I thought I heard that to. [[User:Sarge|Sarge]] 9:06 P.M., 13 April 2010. (EST)
:: Yep, you're right, good catch. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 01:11, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
== Embracing his racism? ==

So, this year alone we have Chris calling Tito a nigger, and now yells "JEW" at someone IN PUBLIC. Has he finally accepted that he is a racist fuck? How much longer until he comes out as a homo? --[[User:Jeffex|Jeffex]] 00:12, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

::*inb4 "nawt a forum!", but he does compare him to the trolls, so he might be under the assumption he can use racial slurs against trolls and troll-like individuals and not be called out as racist.--[[User:Curseshot|Curseshot]] 00:30, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:::* that's a good observation there, Chris seems to think, that it's ok to call racial slur to trolls and people who have done "wrong" to him, and still be the good guy. Chris clearly as usual, didn't thought much before placing this video up on youtube before uploading it.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:40, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Slightly relevant to the page itself, it's interesting to me that [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|100_2151.MOV]] is still up[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuxOX-r7R50] if they took this one down for Jewry. That might not be the reason they took it down. He ''did'' apparently record it without the informed consent of one of the participants.—[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 04:12, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Incidentally, I really don't think he understands what it means socially to use racial slurs. He might just think it's just disrespectful, like saying "fuck." Like the article implies, he watches South Park and hears Cartman call Kyle "Jew" and Kyle call Cartman "fatass" in the same context. He might not understand the difference between trying to insult someone by calling him "Jew" and calling him "fatass." —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 04:12, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==Wallflower-esque?==

I notice that we've added the personal information Chris posted, and I was wondering if we should treat things like the phone number with as much sensitivity as was done in the case of the Wallflower. I understand that he hasn't requested it's removal, but still. Your call. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:17, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
: Like I say, that's not Snyder's personal info, it's the address and number of the Game Place (which is in the yellow pages and on the store's website anyhow). That said, Chris may be committing some crime or another by trying to incite people to harass him. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 00:20, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* I think in this case the address and phone number posted are of the GAMe PLACe and not his personal home? I could be wrong though, if it is his personal info (how the fuck did Chris get that?) then yeah, my vote would be to remove it --[[User:Jeffex|Jeffex]] 00:21, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* Google Street View shows the staples store that the Game Place is attached to. We're cool. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 01:42, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* I don't know, THe GAMe PLACe's official website lists its phone number as (540) 948-4263. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 02:57, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
*I think even if it was Michael Synder's personal contact info, it'd be cool. I don't imagine Michael Synder being in any sort of harm that would be aggravated by posting it here as I imagine any trolls reading it would only send the man flowers and cards as opposed to threats that The Wallflower or someone perceived as a threat to trolling would get. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:36, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==Down==

SHIT. Video got pulled. Anyone got a copy for the CWCVille Library?? --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:18, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
*Damn, I had just gone back to his channel to get it down, but I was too slow. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:20, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

how much time was this video up anyway? i doubt anyone managed to make a copy of it, the CWCki should make a guide to download Chris's videos, so we have more people keeping back up.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:26, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* I brought the page up at around 6-7 PM EDT. It went down at about 8:15 that same time. 2-3 hours. That's how fast the video went up and down. Yes, I think for the sake of preserving, a video needs to have a copy of it made if something causes it to go down.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:31, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

I still have the page open for his video. Is there anyway I can save it from here?[[User:Nimnoms|Nimnoms]] 00:29, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* You could save the page (If you're using Windows, go to File -> Save Page As, or press CTRL+S)? I don't think you'd be able to rip the video that way, but I think it might still play. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 00:46, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

And now apparently it's back up. Go figure. [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 00:31, 13 April 2010 (UTC

I have it, if any of you guys need it. [[User:SwoopDaWoop|SwoopDaWoop]] 00:31, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

The Library hasn't uploaded it yet, so I did. [http://www.megaupload.com/?d=OTWXKSZB Here's] a download of it too. (It's MegaUpload, sorry.) --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 00:32, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

Wow, the Clyde Cash the kid video was up for only a few minutes, and yet we couldn't save this one that was up for 2-3 hours. Thanks and grats to MewLime. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 00:53, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:I've got a copy on my computer just in case we lose our current one.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:06, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

Have you noticed how fast he now removes his videos? It is clear that Chris acts like this in the hope of escaping the watchful eye of someone. Can we reefer him to another video site?[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 01:02, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:It's up for me. [[User:Sarge|Sarge]] 9:03 P.M., 12 April, 2010. (EST)
:This one got taken down by Youtube, not Chris.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:06, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
::Wow, YouTube is trolling Chris! This is something new! [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 01:19, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
::Actually it isn't, YouTube banned one of his older accounts because of a [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers|certain video]], he came back under IBA Chandler and I think we all know what happened next. So yes, in a sense it's not the first time YouTube has trolled him. [[User:Kei|Kei]] 01:27, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==The Sugar Ray song==

Made me fucking lol. I don't know why.--[[User:Curseshot|Curseshot]] 00:33, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==Illegal or not?==

So it appears to me we could have a legal situation on our hands. We need to figure this out. If we do we may have to delete the video although transcriptions might be safe. According to my research though, as long as you are part of the conversation yourself it is perfectly legal to record it. Only thing that he could be busted for is taping the phone call Snyder has. I am not sure. [[User:Ephemeral|Ephemeral]] 00:37, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* Virginia's "wiretap" law allows you to tape a conversation without the other party's consent as long as it is in a public place. The court would probably consider The GAMe PLACe a public area without an expectation of privacy. But, just goes to show how close he is to committing a real crime and playing Kick the Autistic with Bubba --[[User:Jeffex|Jeffex]] 00:59, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
**GAMe PLACe is a private business, not a public area. [[User:Lolwutermelon|Lolwutermelon]] 02:26, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
***Which is, of course, why they're able to uphold the ban, and why him being there could technically count as trespassing.--[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 04:30, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
***This is something which people should be really careful about. Just because a store is a privately owned enterprise doesn't mean that it's not considered a public space under the law. It's a place the public at large is invited to enter (unless of course you're Chris). Whether or not there's some expectation of privacy is a matter of common law, statute, case law, or whatever. If you don't have a statute or a ruling or something to cite, you shouldn't pontificate on what the law does or doesn't say. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 04:53, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
*Of course theres also the little matter of him droppingthe Game Place address and phone number and more or less telling/"suggesting" "his fans" to raid them on his behalf...--[[User:Curseshot|Curseshot]] 02:39, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
**I think that though it IS illegal and Chris could be in serious trouble for doing this, the police won't put too much effort into stopping him unless it becomes a regular thing. There are bigger crimes than a man child wandering into a game store and asking to be allowed back in, after all. I'm sure if Michael wanted to press charges, he could, but it probably isn't worth the time and effort, especially considering that Chris left the premises without much of a fight.[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 10:35, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==Chris thinks its 2009==

In the intro, he says he was banned almost a year ago in 2008. This means he thinks it is 2009. Or maybe he can't tell time... --[[User:Exemplary|Exemplary]] 00:47, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* I think he did the same thing in a tape released around this same time last year - thought it was 2008 instead of 2009. Aw, well. In the words of Vivian Gee, HONOR ROLL MY ASS--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:50, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
*It's not quite two years and Chris usually isn't one to be super specific by saying something like "a year and ten months ago" or "1.83 years ago" which in any case doesn't matter because spoken English language doesn't lend itself to this sort of expression. So yeah, I don't think it's so much Chris thinking it's 2009, just Chris being imprecise given the nature of colloquial English language.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:40, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==The Wii Incident==
*What is Chris talking about when he mentions the Wii incident? This might be something worth finding out about. --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 00:53, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:* I wondered that myself. The Mimms and Lucas Q&A mentions a time he brought his Wii in to play Brawl, but they don't say anything about Snyder having a problem with it. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 00:57, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
::* It's not so much an incident in that one time Chris wanted to use the big screen TV at the game place but mike wouldn't let him. then mike kicked him out I guess cuz chris was being stupid. This is all Chris remembers [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:59, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

== Note that==
* Chris isn't apologizing at all for his actions to mimms, he's just asking to get back because mimms is being a prick who doesn't lets chris in for no reason, when in reality mimms is just looking out for his business. Should someone contact mimms to get more info about this encounter?[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 01:11, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:*I don't see much in the video that would suggest Mimms is in it, but I'll see if I can contact him if he might know any more about this. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 01:20, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
::*I got a hold of Mimms over Facebook. I asked him if he knows anything more about this than what Chris recorded. I'll post whatever he knows. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 02:07, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:::*I think you're confusing Mimms for Michael. Mimms was a guy who went to the Game Place but he never worked there or any shit. Lucas already told his side of everything down below. Don't bother Mimms abuot this, everything's been told. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 02:20, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* It should also be noted that Rocky now officially has a copy of this video. I wonder how that will go over? Hmm. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 01:25, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
*wait, how do you know that?[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 01:34, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
*/cwc/ some anon sent it to her--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 01:56, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
**If I were rocky, I would delete every E-mail sent to me about Chris. But yeah, she probably watches his videos. It's likely she's seen this by now.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:58, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
**Rocky may not be the one watching his videos, she may not have been watching during the 2-3 hour interval where this video was up, and she deletes all emails she doesn't recognize.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:14, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==Mimms' Input==
*Just got a reply from Mimms sharing what he knows.
<blockquote>
"Not really. I mean, what else is there to know? Chris is antisemitic. He walked up to Mike while he was Fixing an RC car. The Audio is pretty much a tell all. Cops didnt make it there in time to fine him or arrest him for trespassing. I guess thats pretty much the extent of the 'unknowns'."
</blockquote>
Apparently the cops were called. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 02:16, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

*Chris was there, there's a recording of it. If there's a trespass order against Chris, the cops don't actually have to see him there. [[User:Lolwutermelon|Lolwutermelon]] 02:24, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Let's not get overzealous. We need to know three things
:1. Did Chris, beyond a shadow of a doubt, break Virgina law?
:2. Is this audio the evidence?
:3. If so, how do we get it to the cops?
:*Thank you and have a safe day, peace.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:06, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
** According to /cwc/, he was trespassing. That's $2500 or a year with Bubba. He's fucked. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 03:20, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Mimms should make chris pay the fine or go to jail, its win/win.
:* Mimms and Michael are different people. Also, that was me on /cwc/, I'm waiting to see if someone else will show up to invalidate me. More importantly, is Michael pursuing the case and if so how do we get this audio to him?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:28, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
::*No doubt the cops told Mike what he could do, the thing is that we don't know if Mike wants to press charges or not. If he DOES then we can see about either getting this audio sent to Mike via his email or through someone like Mimms. I'd love to see Mike press charges though. Let's get Mimms to keep us updated on what happens (just in case Chris is smart enough to not mention such an event online). --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 03:47, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:::In [http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=u_p6bShW97Y the youtube comments] someone claiming to be Mike (TheRcholic) was responding, saying that Chris was reading from a script. Maybe someone could ask Mimms or Mike for confirmation that it was him. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 09:03, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
I wonder if somebody shouldn't tell Mimms about the latest add Chris plastered on CWCipedia(the one where Chris again calls for people to harass Michael and drops his store’s dox with that intent) it might make a difference on whether they decide to press charges or not.[[User:Kei|Kei]] 15:24, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:Go on and do it, just make sure to post it here.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 16:24, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
==Why he did it===
Here's my question. Why, after nearly two years, is Chris just now going to the GAMe PLACe to try and get the ban removed? I'm sure this is something that's been driving him crazy for years but this came out of the blue. Do you think that he tried to get unbanned so he'd have a place to go instead of messing around the Internet for our lulz? It's either that or he really wanted some new trading cards. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 05:16, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:Maybe just for the ego trip. If Michael accept Chris back in, it validates Chris as a victim. He pulled the same stunt on [[Mary Lee Walsh#Possible reconciliation|Mary Lee Walsh]] previously. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:31, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
::It's been noted in some articles that it's the only place to pick up some of the things he likes. Being that it is a card/comic/hobby shop, there's probably something of value besides Eye of Judgment cards he wants to have. Also bear in mind that regardless of how sociable (or unsociable) he is, it was one of the few places he could spend at that wasn't his own room where he felt he could do what he usually does (or what he feels he has the "right" to do, regardless of how much of a moron it makes him).--[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 08:06, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
::It could also be due to the sweetheart search.This is where he first met Megan wasn't it? And that was the closest he got to china (in his head) during that time. Now that The Wallflower has cut contact and he is being kept away from internet based sweethearts he's reverting to his old haunts. This and dating sites, and he's probably out sitting with a sign as we speak... --[[User:Silomentality|Silomentality]] 11:41, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
*I'd just be satisfied in finding out ''why he even uploaded this video.'' Forget for a second the reasoning behind wanting to be unbanned from the GAMe PLACe, or the reasoning behind secretly recording this conversation. Why on earth did he upload this video when it features nothing but pure fail on Chris's behalf? What was he hoping to gain from uploading this? Sympathy? That theory kinda goes out the window the moment he yells 'JEW!' at Michael. This really is one of the most bizarre video's from Chris I have ever seen, as I just cannot work out what he was hoping to gain from showing this to the world.

Usually I'd just brush this off as 'lol, Chris', but the motivation behind this particular video seem completely mysterious. - [[User:Beemunk|Beemunk]] 14:18, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:I think it was like this--if Michael had let him back in, Chris would have a reminder that he'd been forgiven and could gloat about it all the time. If not, he'd have "proof" of "discrimination" and do what he's doing now.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 15:05, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==A little ironic==

I find it really funny that Chris has no qualms about secretly taping a conversation with Snyder & uploading it onto youtube when he had such an issue with someone taking a picture of him with a phone & posting it. Then again, this is Chris- I think him holding himself to the same standards he has for others is one of the signs of the apocalypse. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 16:25, 13 April 2010 (UTC)meeko

Talk:The Wallflower

2010-03-25T13:15:28Z

Meeko:

Okay faggots, listen up. No personal details. Ever. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:14, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
* Would photos of her count as personal details? There's a photo on this page clearly showing her. --[[User:Marco|Marco]] 01:54, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
** If you're referring to the photo that's currently up there it's a shop - in particular, the facial features are so different that nobody could possibly connect her to the picture unless they'd seen the source photo. --[[User:Team CWCket|Team CWCket]] 11:16, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
*Gotcha. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 01:18, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**Am I missing something here? Didn't Chris just inform us that this girl is no longer interested in him, with Message to the Trolls? So why are we locking down details about her now, when EDF can do no more damage? Or is there more to this?--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 01:22, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***I'm sure that she got some sort of email/phone call, but we don't know enough about her or the situation to assume that she's fully out of the picture. Until then, it's better to have less info than too much info. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 01:24, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
Some explanation please? I mean, all the other galpal articles have info, what happened here? [[User:Dave|Dave]]
*i have received a message from wallflower herself asking for her info to be removed. while i'd rather not remove any information, at the same time, the article was focusing on personal details about the wallflower that weren't at all related to chris. since i'd rather avoid any trouble here, i've complied with her request. this new article should be used purely for chris-related information, since she is part of christory. if chris uploads information, then you can add it here, but don't add anything you found through internet investigation or whatever. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 01:28, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
** A'ight, but can we have a background on the story on cwcki? You know, what happened for them to break up and stuff. [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 01:29, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*** There's no break up as far as I know. But I'm sure something must have happened between yesterday and today. We can document the drama but be vague. Example: Dedicated trolls found her information and then Chris got mad. Real mad. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:38, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
****Does this mean all the sweetheart pages are going to be changed? -PeaceCeapPea
*****Most of the sweethearts were trolls. Megan avoid this site like rape, so I don't think we need to worry about it. [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 02:32, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*Why are we doing this? Didn't Megan ask us for her dox to be taken off the internet? How do we know the message wasn't sent by a troll or a white knight?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 02:12, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**Have you seen the latest video from Chris? He found the CWCki. I guess "WallFlower" used Google. Another thing; Chris volunteered the info we got on him. She dint. We dint passed the Dox of other sweethearts or made fun of them as we did with her. Just for this, It had to be removed. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:29, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*My apologies for deleting this page this page. I just woke up and I was confused about what the fuck was going on. I thought some faggot thought Chris was talking about two different girls. I absolutely agree with Cogs one hundred percent, if Wallflower requested this page to be taken down, I think that's a humble request given that the article was a threat to her wellbeing. It's not so much trying to cover our asses, I really can understand that the Wallflower (unlike Megan, who really didn't have much of an online presence) would have trolls be a very real threat and unlike Chris, she probably doesn't feed off negative attention.
:I regret that I did not address the dox in the pages. I really wasn't a big fan of having her Facebook, MySpace, etc. profile on there, aside from Chris related issues, mostly because we don't do the same thing for Megan and we shouldn't encourage faggots trolling Chris related people who have little to do with Chris.
:I think one lesson from this is we need to discuss some sort of privacy policy for CWCki. A less brash version of Clyde's dictum is that we should possibly treat pages about people only from the Chris universe perspective, that is how Chris views them and sees them as opposed to digging into personal details from online investigations. But yeah, people, let's not do shit like post MySpaces, Facebooks, and don't post people's personal information unless Chris posts it on the Internet for everyone to see. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:46, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:* Seems fair enough. There was, in retrospect, no hope of keeping a lid on this whole thing, I think, no matter how much or how little personal info got posted here - as soon as her given name got out there, it was inevitable that some goof was gonna link her to this or to the ED page or to the sex doll video or whatever else. But that seems like a good policy for simple decency's sake. I apologize for getting carried away with all the links on the page yesterday. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 12:59, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

*I think the wording of this article should be more explicit as to how and what kind of idiot it was that contacted her over all this. I mean most EDF retards won't read krapple or PVCC etc. but they do read the Cwcki, and it might help in the future to have here an example to hold up of what exactly happens when you go the JULAYYY route of trolling. [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 02:37, 11 March 2010 (UTC) 02:36, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

**Who cares about it, it seems something else is stirring within Chris. Guess he still has it out for me. Hmph. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 07:57, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

***I think we ought to be more careful with the information we post here. Most if not all CWCki contributors are either on /cwc/ or PVCC, but the readers are partially dumbasses (not just from EDF, I presume) who will fuck shit up. Yes, it's a shame this happens, but ultimately we are to blame here. It was very obvious the CWCki article on her would lead to someone contacting her. Documenting information is important, but perhaps there should be some articles protected from viewing? I don't know. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 10:48, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*combine with the sonichu crystals to the [Wallflower] page?? [[user:I_Love_Little_Girls|I Love Little Girls]] 10:23, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
::no they want that page gone, that's why it's over here without any references to her personally. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 11:03, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:::oh, i see. whatevss [[user:I_Love_Little_Girls|I Love Little Girls]] 11:30, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*Yeah, I thought the same thing so don't feel bad. tl;dr is that Wallflower asked for it to be removed and Cogs complied, because it was a reasonable request. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:31, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

*Wow, now we turned into Moralfags and we are going to censor trolling, for the sake of the trolls who already know who she is. Also, it is not that difficult to do a fucking google search and found everything there is to found about this girl, so this is just stupid. If you had any respect in the first place for any of the friends or family of chris chan you would not have all the information you have on them all over the page, and that's not the case, so for what I can see here this is a very hypocritical position, or this is just part of a trolling plan.--[[User:SGSS01|SGSS01]] 10:04, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:One, we're not Moralfags.
Two, the dox was removed by her request.
Three, if we put the dox back up, she could net us some downtime for invading her privacy and personal life.
So fuck off. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 21:18, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::Taking down the page because we put information already publicly available on the internet?, lulz, let her send in detectives, send in police, send everything in her power!. I'm sorry but that's not a valid reason, we have personal information about a lot of persons, and many of those don't even use the internet, or is information we got from hacked mail accounts (Cole), and fuck, he really could take the site down just for that, and we still have his article.--[[User:SGSS01|SGSS01]] 03:32, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:::There's a legal liability out there. Chris says most of what he wants. If he sue the site for libel, he will lose since all the material here mostly came from his own (dirty) hands. Wallflower on the other side came from nowhere and the tone used to describe her was quite unflattering. Keeping Wallflower previous page on line would had brought to this site much trouble (including legal ones) so it was wise to shut it down. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:46, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:::* What about the things that were coerced from him? Do those fall under acceptable use or not?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:12, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
::::*Coercing implies some form of entrapment. At any time Chris had the possibility to walk out and stop posting on the net as Chris-Chan. He dint. Up to there, humping his PS3 is on fact voluntary from his part. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:11, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:We can put name what is she going to do? Chris reveal her name. We are NOT moralfags. If its on the internet its public information (as long as it is not credit card numbers, passwords, or SSN) we are just data mining. --[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 21:30, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::Any troll can go data-mining. We are not trolls, we are Christorians; Holy scribes monitoring the advent and life of the "Messiah Of Fail". It is in our upmost interest to play nice. How many of us would salivate over an e-mail of five lines from Megan ranting about Chris? Let's be nice to the Wallflower; she might bring us something great in the future. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:53, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
==Srsly though...==
To improve the article:
# Wallflower really isn't a sweetheart. Nothing public about this yet but as most of you can tell, she's more or less Megan - because she has managed to be around Chris for more than five seconds, Chris takes this to mean sexual interest and a serious relationship.
# We need a pic of a Wallflower. Like, literally, a flower growing out of a wall. Not a drawn pic, but an actual photograph. Shouldn't be too hard to fine, just don't feel like it now. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:31, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
[[File:ClydeandLovelyweather.jpg|thumb|center]]
Here you go a photo of what resembles Heather with Clyde Cash --[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 04:16, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:"We need a pic of a Wallflower. Like, literally, a flower growing out of a wall." Moralfag my ass. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:20, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

[[File:Aliteralallflower.jpg|thumb|center]]--[[User:Curseshot|Curseshot]] 21:39, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
:You're winner. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:20, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

==Pimp Claim Responsibility==

This bloke known on YouTube as "ThyEnvysGreed" claim he's the one who [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRr-N5_V_9s alerted wallflower]. What should we do with this faggot? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:33, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
* It's possible the guy's full of shit and just taking credit for something. Going by the comments 'they' have been making, this is quite likely; his 'group' seems to be out to make a name for themselves rather than just have a laugh at Chris's expense. Aside from that, just do what everyone seems to be doing already; spam his comments informing him of what a massive prick he is and that he should lay off the fucking donuts. [[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 16:51, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:*This. Seriously, guys, let's not give credit to faggots who want attention. Damage is done, we need to move on. Besides [[CWCki:CWCki_is#CWCki_is_about_Chris|CWCki is about Chris]], not so much faggots like this. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:12, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**I agree with the comment spamming, just piledrive him into the dirt. He fucked up an opportunity for some awesome shit. I would understand if he were trying to get a laugh out of messing with Chris, but he's just looking for e-fame. I say we don't give him that much attention unless it's totally negative.--[[User:JRampancy|JRampancy]] 16:54, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***I'll need to find the picture I saw on /cwc/, but he also had an account on Fanfiction.net and I think that's how he alerted her, since I don't think they allow anonymous reviews anymore. And it was the same screen name.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 17:30, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
****Well gentlemen, I believe it's time to do what we do best. IT'S TROLLING TIME, LADS.[[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 17:36, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*Faggot deleted it. Did anyone save it? '''[[User:Odettafag|blind justice.]]''' [[User talk:Odettafag|to each his own.]] 18:11, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
** [http://rs336.rapidshare.com/files/362046356/whatafuckingtard.flv It's right there] [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:02, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*** Thanks! '''[[User:Odettafag|blind justice.]]''' [[User talk:Odettafag|to each his own.]] 19:05, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
He's a troll, you guys. Attention will only make him stronger unless we find his house (which is unlikely). Until someone can dox him, the best course of action is to ignore him, depriving him of his e-fame. Bonus points if fifty different accounts simultaneously claim that they're the ones who pissed off Wallflower so nobody takes his claims seriously.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:24, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***I can't believe he tucked tail and ran away so quickly. He did post on [[A message to the Trolls]] which is still there for the viewing. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 20:54, 11 March 2010 (UTC)meeko
***There's also a message in [[Don't Mess With Me]], still in plain view and for all to see. He's like The Pinch - a coward who wants e-fame. Pure and simple.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 21:07, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*He destroyed your guy's plans to get drama out of a guy! Oh no. Just calm down. Seriously, it's not a big deal. [[User:Chaosakita|Chaosakita]] 05:42, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
:* It is. Chris is the most interesting when conversing with "normal" people - especially women. --[[User:Derpalerp|Derpalerp]] 08:28, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

** I found anothe possible leaker on twitter he/she says and I quote "Sonichuproducts @CWCSonichu I dare your faggot ass to do a curse ya fuck yo momma or whatever it is on me, I told Heather you dirty Retarded bitch."

could it be a lead or just an attention seeking fag?--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 23:17, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
*Krapple did a bit of detective work and found that he has another account-"6thof66" or something like that. Calls himself "the Agonstic Saint" and says he rejected his real name- his friends call him Sage after some wise man, according to him. He's 24 and lives somewhere in Texas. He lives alone and cut off all ties with his family. His videos there are mostly of him bitching and moaning about religion in general and Christianity in particular. Most importantly, one of his videos shows his license plate number- BJ6-G449. Make the most of it.--[[User:This guy|This guy]] 14:17, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
**Never mind, the above isn't thyenvysgreed. It was a fake lead put by a butthurt ED lurker with a grudge. He still looks like he's worth trolling, though.--[[User:This guy|This guy]] 14:43, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
==Now that Chris has dropped her name...==
Is it ok to mention her first name on this page?--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 15:41, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*You have a point, and I see the logic, but I think the whole point of removing her name was sending a message to the rest of the trolls (and the external observers) that we are actually decent people. To go back on that would be to lose a social lead which is more valuable than the person's name. Again, this is just what I think. Feel free to prove me wrong. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 15:59, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*But there is no point in hiding her name, the problem with his page was the loads of information about her, not related to Chris, and since Chris mentioned her name; her name, her relation to Chris and anything Chris related shall be posted here, no more info about her. [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 16:05, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:*You make a fair point, however given that Chris 1) assumes that it's a video only Tito will watch (forgetting that public YouTube videos are, you know, public) and 2) he's retarded like that, the thought that mentioning her name again probably didn't cross his mind. However, Wallflower asked us nicely to remove her page and adding her name back would sort of violate the spirit of that agreement. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:56, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::* I understand, but then, should we censor part of the kilt video when Chris says her name?, of course, keeping a copy of the original, and linking it on the page, and replacing her name with the pseudonym in the transcript. Better safe than sorry.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 17:31, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*In my opinion, censoring the material would only draw more attention to the Wallflower's identity. People would start looking at the stuff that has been deliberately removed and get more and more curious and try to find it. Especially if we have a copy of video with the name bleeped or transcript with the name removed, while Chris has the actual video up on his own account. My idea would be ''not'' to cover her identity specifically (which this article already does that), but if Chris keeps rambling about it, there's little we can really do. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 17:53, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::::* But this page, as well as the LittleBigPlanet one reference the wallflower's name and her likes, is not really hard to find her anyways.By the way, someone already censored it in the kilt video.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 18:24, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::* It would be nice if someone contact Wallflower and tells her that Chris keep on yelling her name on the internet while wearing a dress. I am concerned with all this. A well-determined Grieffer can still reach her because the manchild can't keep his pie-hole shut.[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:59, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::**I've sent two messages to her on Facebook and she hasn't responded yet. Also, PVCC isn't telling us something--Scarlet/Kim/Emily knows Heather, according to Chris.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:38, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::***Interesting twist. In this case, our best option is to lie down and wait for the PVCC to make their moves. They always bring the best Lulz. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:32, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
No. The CWCki needs to be smart about this kind of thing. When a person is angry about Chris's antics and actively asks the CWCki to take their information down, that person should be respected. It's fine to document Chris's antics that he publicly puts online, but Wallflower did not ask to be a part of Chris's online life and has specifically tried to distance herself from all this. For that matter, I'm of the opinion that if Megan ever came to the CWCki and asked to have materials taken down or hidden, it should be done, too. Same goes for Bob, Barb or anyone else who has not deliberately made themselves a part of Chris's online life. If a person deliberately makes themselves a part of Chris's online life, then their "details" are a fair thing to put up. If they are trying as hard as they can to get away from Chris's online life, then their "details" should be respected. The CWCki needs to be wise when it comes to liabilities. It is one thing to put up Chris's funny antics that he's made known publicly. It is another thing to put up unnecessary personal details of a person who has never asked to associate with Chris in a public way. Besides, all said and done, there's no need to document her name or her personal information to track Chris's stupid antics. It doesn't make Chris's antics any more funny. This brings up a great debate for the CWCki though: how far is too far? For me, I would hope there are limits. This is not a "lulz" site. [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 20:28, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

:::My two cents is adding first name is ok since he mentioned it and it is an unspecific referential index, which means it is vague. I don't see a problem with putting their names online since you can get records with their names on it from realtors, department of elections, white pages, or the city accessor's office for free. We should put in Damian Antaria and Heather into the article since Chris mentioned it. The CWCki '''Only''' records encounters with Chris not personal information such as SSN or credit card numbers. By your logic we would have to take down the site if Chris makes the request which is NOT going to happen. The CWCki site is only recording what Chris is doing. If anyone is to be held liable it is Chris for revealing the information. For example: ''When Scooter Libby leaked info on Valerie Plame the CIA agent to the New York Times, the New York Times did not get in trouble'' If trolls wanted to find the information they would with or without the CWCki. --[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 20:52, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Personally, I support her name not neing intentionally added here. I do, however, think it is stupid to try to hide her name intentionally. I think we should refer to her as the Wallflower, but if Chris says it in a video, merely changing it in the transcript is not only ineffective, it is annoying. If he presents the information, it takes 2 seconds to watch the video and hear the name. We let it stay in the transcripts merely for the sake of flow, but then we don't call her by that name anywhere else. I think that will give everyone pretty much what they want, as her name is not spread and her info is not known, but it isn't an eyesore to read and I don't have to be constantly reminded that I'm not supposed to know her name.
Tl;dr: Hiding the name on purpose is futile and, in a selfish light, detracts from my experience (which I rail against with full force). Don't take it out of what he says, but don't put it up elsewhere. That also means that the people who missed all this won't go insane trying to find info. Meh, my idea sucks, but I'll put it out there. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:44, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
* I agree that it's easy to put the information together; if you Google up the information that Chris has given, you can find her easily. I think we should do more or less as you've said- present exactly what Chris says and not link the two together. Anyone who is really confused can look it up. It's no less confusing to a newb, IMO, than the articles that refer to Chris as "Ian" and Liquid as "Chris". [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 00:21, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
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* In case no one has been keeping tabs, the alias currently in the page had been discarded, so now we should be completely safe. (Did one of you talk to her?) --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 02:56, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

== Suggested Name Change ==

In his most recent [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|video]], Chris refers to the wallflower as "Damian Antaria". I suggest we change the article to reflect this. "The wallflower" is simply a name the trolls gave her. Our purpose here is to document Chris, and so, if this is what he calls her, this is what we call her. This isn't meant to throw her personal information out there, or even link this article to her writings. If Chris wants to give us this name, then that's her name. Just saying. What do you guys think? --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 23:17, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
:I disagree for two reasons; First, Wallflower asked that we remove all her personal info. This includes, in my opinion, her pen name. Then, many Christorians out-there have adopted the name "Wallflower" to name her. Why changing that good habit and risking confusion? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 00:49, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

:Because [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Template:Captain%27s_Log&oldid=4013| Chris thinks we took this page down because he told us to]. I think we need to make it clear that we removed the information because "Damian Antaria" asked us to, not due to Chris' bloated ego and aggressive, one-sided demands --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 02:31, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

:: Chris probably just takes quick looks at the pages, i doubt that changing the name will have any effect on him, besides, the page states ""The Wallflower" aka Damian Antaria...", so, there is no need for a name change, it would be like changing articles like " Punchy sonichu" to "Punchy "Fighting" sonichu", considering that's the species for Punchy, but trolls know him as Punchy Sonichu.Ttherefore, no name change is needed.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 03:03, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

Alright then, I agree the name is fine as is. --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 16:05, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

: So as long as its not Chris asking, we can't put information up on any person if they say stop? So if Bob or Barbara is overheard in a video or phone chat saying they don't want to be on the internet, we need to take down all references to them? [[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 16:20, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
:* This is a separate case we will need to visit if it happen. The guideline regarding WallFlower was simple; she's a victim of Chris. The term "Megan 2.0" applies here. If she asked the material to be removed, I think it is ethical to do so. Bob and Barbara are enablers. This is a whole new ballgame to me. Of course, Chris being the fucktard that he is, will keep on dropping her Dox everywhere. We don't need to be "insensitive" as he is. Besides, WallFlower might be tempted to talk to us if we play nice... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:44, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

== Her Side of the Story ==

Has anyone tried contacting her to get her side of the story? If she is an innocent victim of Chris, than we should allow her to post her version of events as to how they met, and whether Chris was actually her boyfriend (Which I highly doubt) or merely just an friend that he wanted to rape. I know she sent an email asking for her page to be taken down, so that must me that the admins have an email address for her. It would be very enlightening to learn what relationship she has with Tito, and if she became Chris's new Megan. If she's already stated that she doesn't want to comment, that's cool. she's been victimized enough [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 11:37, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

*she's already contacted the cwcki herself. similar to megan, she doesn't want to tell her side but fair enough. just let her be. one day, the truth may come out but not now. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 15:39, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

True. I only bring this up because it seem's she has surfaced on youtube, talking about Chris. Whether the accounts is real or a fake is up for discussion [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 11:37, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== Remove the fanfiction.net image? ==

I was wondering- should the "How to troll trolls & Chris" image (the_link.jpg) of fanfiction.net be removed? Surfshack Tito has been shown to be the one who informed the Wallflower about Chris's true life & internet infamy. I didn't recollect seeing any info about the "ThyEnvysGreed" person on the article anymore (unless I missed it just now), so I kind of think it should be removed because it really doesn't have much to do with the Wallflower herself or Chris, not really anyway. I thought I'd ask here first, though. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 18:44, 24 March 2010 (UTC)meeko
:*I have uploaded the image for two reasons. First, we have the historical context. This is THE message that blew-up Chris's cover as a decent bloke and ended the 8 hours Wallflower Saga. Then, it also proves us our prominence as the source of everything CWC-related. Wallflower wasn't pointed to ED but to us. This says something by itself. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:21, 24 March 2010 (UTC)
:My only thing though, is how do we know that this is how Wallflower found out? Chris has said Tito did it (after saying Clyde did it, of course), but Tito hasn't revealed how he did it. My problem is that all we have to go on is the claims of 'ThyEnvysGreed'. Also, Chris hasn't specified how Wallflower found out, nor has the lady herself. We don't really have any proof of it, is all. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 13:15, 25 March 2010 (UTC)meeko

Talk:The Wallflower

2010-03-24T18:44:18Z

Meeko:

Axe

2010-03-21T13:10:49Z

Meeko: removed 100 girls link- no longer active

[[Image:AXE body spray.jpg|thumb|left|A can of AXE yesterday.]]
[[Image:AxeAd.jpg|thumb|Chris's self made ad from [[Sonichu 4]]. Proof that free advertising isn't always the best advertising.]]
[[Image:Lynx recover deodorant body spray.jpg|thumb|left|Axe in European flavor.]]
[[Image:BILLYAXE.JPG|thumb|[[BILLY MAYS]] (RIP) really could sell ANYTHING.]]

{{quote|"For the longest time, AXE has been advertised and meant for STRAIGHT men to attract WOMEN. It was certainly NOT meant to
attract...other dudes."|Chris, "Proud Straight Male AXE User"}}
{{quote|ALL AXE Body Hygene Products were advertised for Straight Men, therefore it was ALWAYS INTENDED for the Straight Man.|Chris, master of logic<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Homosexuality http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Homosexuality]</ref>}}

'''Axe''' (also known as "'''Lynx'''" to many Eurofags, pronounced "[[Speech Impediment|Ats]]" by Chris) is a body spray/deodorant that [[Chris]] douses himself in, as he fully believes that it will attract scores of beautiful women to him, as frequently advertised by Axe. The fact that the promised "Axe Effect" has failed to deliver him a true and honest [[sweetheart]] after years of use has not dented his firm belief that the product, along with its various offshoot lines such as body wash, scrubber, and shampoo, will one day force women to over-ride their common sense and make passionate love to him eleven at a time with the help of a mass produced fragrance.

His comics also seem to suggest that he's under the impression that using the body spray is a suitable substitute for bathing.

==Axe betrays Chris==

Axe has betrayed Chris by giving away 300 Microsoft Points with their products at Target as a promotion for [[Xbox]]{{cite}}.

==Axe and the [[Homos]]==

In the beginning of [[May 2009]], Chris was informed that Axe was very popular among men of a [[homos | certain demographic]]. The alarming news that, instead of attracting "[[Boyfriend-free girl | the ladies]]", wearing Axe may lead to being rogered roughly from behind in a dark alleyway lead Chris to record [[CWC_Address_to_Unilever_About_AXE | two videos]] demanding that Unilever state clearly on the packaging that Axe is for "straight people only", and that the homos heed his call of "Stay Off Our AXE, you Homos!"

==Does it work?==
[[Image:HeadTripAxe.jpg|thumb|right|How Chris believes Axe should work and how it actually works, Head Trip style.]]

No. In reality, AXE does not really attract women towards the user. Therefore, girls won't be attracted to Chris <s>when he uses AXE</s> EVER.

==Sauces==
<references/>

==External Links==
*[[Wikipedia:Axe (grooming product)|Wikipedia article on Axe]]

[[Category:Chris-chan]]

Axe

2010-03-19T14:38:09Z

Meeko: too close to the truth not to post!

[[Image:AXE body spray.jpg|thumb|left|A can of AXE yesterday.]]
[[Image:AxeAd.jpg|thumb|Chris's self made ad from [[Sonichu 4]]. Proof that free advertising isn't always the best advertising.]]
[[Image:Lynx recover deodorant body spray.jpg|thumb|left|Axe in European flavor.]]
[[Image:BILLYAXE.JPG|thumb|[[BILLY MAYS]] (RIP) really could sell ANYTHING.]]

{{quote|"For the longest time, AXE has been advertised and meant for STRAIGHT men to attract WOMEN. It was certainly NOT meant to
attract...other dudes."|Chris, "Proud Straight Male AXE User"}}
{{quote|ALL AXE Body Hygene Products were advertised for Straight Men, therefore it was ALWAYS INTENDED for the Straight Man.|Chris, master of logic<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Homosexuality http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Homosexuality]</ref>}}

'''Axe''' (also known as "'''Lynx'''" to many Eurofags, pronounced "[[Speech Impediment|Ats]]" by Chris) is a body spray/deodorant that [[Chris]] douses himself in, as he fully believes that it will attract scores of beautiful women to him, as frequently advertised by Axe. The fact that the promised "Axe Effect" has failed to deliver him a true and honest [[sweetheart]] after years of use has not dented his firm belief that the product, along with its various offshoot lines such as body wash, scrubber, and shampoo, will one day force women to over-ride their common sense and make passionate love to him eleven at a time with the help of a mass produced fragrance.

His comics also seem to suggest that he's under the impression that using the body spray is a suitable substitute for bathing.

==Axe betrays Chris==

Axe has betrayed Chris by giving away 300 Microsoft Points with their products at Target as a promotion for [[Xbox]]{{cite}}.

==Axe and the [[Homos]]==

In the beginning of [[May 2009]], Chris was informed that Axe was very popular among men of a [[homos | certain demographic]]. The alarming news that, instead of attracting "[[Boyfriend-free girl | the ladies]]", wearing Axe may lead to being rogered roughly from behind in a dark alleyway lead Chris to record [[CWC_Address_to_Unilever_About_AXE | two videos]] demanding that Unilever state clearly on the packaging that Axe is for "straight people only", and that the homos heed his call of "Stay Off Our AXE, you Homos!"

==Does it work?==
[[Image:HeadTripAxe.jpg|thumb|right|How Chris believes Axe should work and how it actually works, Head Trip style.]]

No. In reality, AXE does not really attract women towards the user. Therefore, girls won't be attracted to Chris <s>when he uses AXE</s> EVER.

==Sauces==
<references/>

==External Links==
*[http://www.axehaircrisisrelief.org/100girls/ Axe 100 Girls] - upload a photo of Chris to be rated by 100 girls
*[[Wikipedia:Axe (grooming product)|Wikipedia article on Axe]]

[[Category:Chris-chan]]

Talk:Sarah Nicole Hammer

2010-03-14T12:55:19Z

Meeko:

==To do==
*Photo of real Sarah (if we have it, I think it was on the DVD)
*Photo of Sarah from comics
*what we know about Sarah's relationship with Chris
*Her current whereabouts

==Sarhamah Rosechu==
People, she's Sar'''''h'''''amah, not Saramah. Sarhamah = Sar-Hamah = Sarah Hammer. I think this is her official name. --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:30, 26 November 2009 (CET)

==Maybe her?==

I did a quick look on White Pages & found a Sarah Spicer, married to a William E Spicer. It says that she's living in Ohio & the thing put her in the mid twenties, so this may be her or have been somewhere she lived at one point in time. Here's the info on the page:

134 Newham St
Wilmington, OH 45177-1923
(937) 383-7872
Age: 18-24
Household: William E Spicer, Kathy A Spicer

Anyone live near there that could check into this? The only problem about White Pages is that they don't update frequently & often has outdated info about people's locations & ages. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 12:55, 14 March 2010 (UTC)meeko

Talk:Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!

2010-03-14T12:37:13Z

Meeko:

Okay, where the hell did he get a kilt? I know it isn't his drapes or something like that since he's got a sporran and everything. And as far as I know, he and his family have little to no Scottish heritage. So did he go out and buy this for the express purpose of this stupid video? -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 09:18, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*probably. maybe we should stick the tugboat template on top lol [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 09:23, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
**Where did he get the kilt you ask? Goodwill. Also, he's English-American, and the last I checked, England=/=Scotland. Or Ireland. -PeaceCeapPea
::* I doubt he'd spend money on it. He probably had it from a costume or some shit. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 09:31, 14
::* Last time I checked, "British" = England, N. Ireland, Wales and Scotland. So including the Scots bit in "Brits, Irish and Scots" kind of defeats the idea. His 'Scottish' accent also is notably cringeworthy. I find it an insult the manchild is trying to associate with us. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 09:50, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:::* "Great Britain" doesn't include Ireland, just England, Wales and Scotland. The "UK" includes all four though. [[User:FourPLUStwo|FourPLUStwo]] 10:27, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
***@Rubidium I'm an Americunt, and I know nothing about British culture. Although, I do know that England, Scotland and Wales each have their own distinct cultures. I don't think a kilt is an appropriate display of English ancestry. Then again, this is Chris-Chan we're talking about. -PeaceCeapPea

*Now that I think about it, this seems to be part of an apparently new obsession with Celtic culture; first we had "Mo Ghile Mear" in the background of a video, and now a kilt and "Ireland's Call." I'm starting to think that maybe Heather is into this, and he picked it up in order to have something in common. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 09:39, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

March 2010 (UTC)
So it seems Surfshack Tito is a troll who's been contacting Chris directly and somehow got his attention, and has now claimed responsibility for the Heather fiasco. Although Chris says he's a mutual friend of Scarlet, who I could only find mentioned [[Chris's Big Night Out II|here]] briefly. Although is anyone else kinda impressed Chris could 'kick' that high? Seriously, last I saw he could barely get his feet up to thigh height. Also, important quote "Regain the love, and trust, and friendship of heather". So semi-confirmation that she got freaked out and has broken off contact with him. -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 09:35, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Let this be a lesson for everyone who was worried, when the Wallflower left and Chris made that first distraught video, that the show was over. Chris is like the fucking Terminator. You just can't stop him from doing something hilarious. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 10:17, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

As a Scotsman, I am raging at this video so badly right now... [[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 11:21, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

BY not mentioning the Welsh, Chris robs me of my sheep-joke opportunities. --[[User:Sonicow|Sonicow]] 11:42, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

I had an idea: What if we roll with this? What if we pretend to submit to his demands, which would in his mind give him no reason to blame us for his failures when he then returns to the Wallflower? We would also then get some gloating vids, which would for the first time in years let us see what Chris is like when he thinks he has no obstacles. Probably stupid, and I prefer to see him down, but for the sake of SCIENCE, we should try to collect all kinds of data. Yes, I know this doesn't exactly fit here, but I had no idea where else to put it. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 12:31, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Should there be an article or mention of Surfshack Tito on the troll page or is it a bit too soon to do something like that? We only have about 2 mentions of him to date, but it looks like he may be mentioned a bit more. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 12:37, 14 March 2010 (UTC)meeko

Talk:The Wallflower

2010-03-13T14:22:15Z

Meeko: Nevermind- never look stuff up while drunk- thought I'd found something

Okay faggots, listen up. No personal details. Ever. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:14, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*Gotcha. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 01:18, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**Am I missing something here? Didn't Chris just inform us that this girl is no longer interested in him, with Message to the Trolls? So why are we locking down details about her now, when EDF can do no more damage? Or is there more to this?--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 01:22, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***I'm sure that she got some sort of email/phone call, but we don't know enough about her or the situation to assume that she's fully out of the picture. Until then, it's better to have less info than too much info. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 01:24, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
Some explanation please? I mean, all the other galpal articles have info, what happened here? [[User:Dave|Dave]]
*i have received a message from wallflower herself asking for her info to be removed. while i'd rather not remove any information, at the same time, the article was focusing on personal details about the wallflower that weren't at all related to chris. since i'd rather avoid any trouble here, i've complied with her request. this new article should be used purely for chris-related information, since she is part of christory. if chris uploads information, then you can add it here, but don't add anything you found through internet investigation or whatever. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 01:28, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
** A'ight, but can we have a background on the story on cwcki? You know, what happened for them to break up and stuff. [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 01:29, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*** There's no break up as far as I know. But I'm sure something must have happened between yesterday and today. We can document the drama but be vague. Example: Dedicated trolls found her information and then Chris got mad. Real mad. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:38, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
****Does this mean all the sweetheart pages are going to be changed? -PeaceCeapPea
*****Most of the sweethearts were trolls. Megan avoid this site like rape, so I don't think we need to worry about it. [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 02:32, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*Why are we doing this? Didn't Megan ask us for her dox to be taken off the internet? How do we know the message wasn't sent by a troll or a white knight?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 02:12, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**Have you seen the latest video from Chris? He found the CWCki. I guess "WallFlower" used Google. Another thing; Chris volunteered the info we got on him. She dint. We dint passed the Dox of other sweethearts or made fun of them as we did with her. Just for this, It had to be removed. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:29, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*My apologies for deleting this page this page. I just woke up and I was confused about what the fuck was going on. I thought some faggot thought Chris was talking about two different girls. I absolutely agree with Cogs one hundred percent, if Wallflower requested this page to be taken down, I think that's a humble request given that the article was a threat to her wellbeing. It's not so much trying to cover our asses, I really can understand that the Wallflower (unlike Megan, who really didn't have much of an online presence) would have trolls be a very real threat and unlike Chris, she probably doesn't feed off negative attention.
:I regret that I did not address the dox in the pages. I really wasn't a big fan of having her Facebook, MySpace, etc. profile on there, aside from Chris related issues, mostly because we don't do the same thing for Megan and we shouldn't encourage faggots trolling Chris related people who have little to do with Chris.
:I think one lesson from this is we need to discuss some sort of privacy policy for CWCki. A less brash version of Clyde's dictum is that we should possibly treat pages about people only from the Chris universe perspective, that is how Chris views them and sees them as opposed to digging into personal details from online investigations. But yeah, people, let's not do shit like post MySpaces, Facebooks, and don't post people's personal information unless Chris posts it on the Internet for everyone to see. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:46, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:* Seems fair enough. There was, in retrospect, no hope of keeping a lid on this whole thing, I think, no matter how much or how little personal info got posted here - as soon as her given name got out there, it was inevitable that some goof was gonna link her to this or to the ED page or to the sex doll video or whatever else. But that seems like a good policy for simple decency's sake. I apologize for getting carried away with all the links on the page yesterday. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 12:59, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

*I think the wording of this article should be more explicit as to how and what kind of idiot it was that contacted her over all this. I mean most EDF retards won't read krapple or PVCC etc. but they do read the Cwcki, and it might help in the future to have here an example to hold up of what exactly happens when you go the JULAYYY route of trolling. [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 02:37, 11 March 2010 (UTC) 02:36, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

**Who cares about it, it seems something else is stirring within Chris. Guess he still has it out for me. Hmph. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 07:57, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

***I think we ought to be more careful with the information we post here. Most if not all CWCki contributors are either on /cwc/ or PVCC, but the readers are partially dumbasses (not just from EDF, I presume) who will fuck shit up. Yes, it's a shame this happens, but ultimately we are to blame here. It was very obvious the CWCki article on her would lead to someone contacting her. Documenting information is important, but perhaps there should be some articles protected from viewing? I don't know. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 10:48, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*combine with the sonichu crystals to the [Wallflower] page?? [[user:I_Love_Little_Girls|I Love Little Girls]] 10:23, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
::no they want that page gone, that's why it's over here without any references to her personally. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 11:03, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:::oh, i see. whatevss [[user:I_Love_Little_Girls|I Love Little Girls]] 11:30, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*Yeah, I thought the same thing so don't feel bad. tl;dr is that Wallflower asked for it to be removed and Cogs complied, because it was a reasonable request. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:31, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

==Srsly though...==
To improve the article:
# Wallflower really isn't a sweetheart. Nothing public about this yet but as most of you can tell, she's more or less Megan - because she has managed to be around Chris for more than five seconds, Chris takes this to mean sexual interest and a serious relationship.
# We need a pic of a Wallflower. Like, literally, a flower growing out of a wall. Not a drawn pic, but an actual photograph. Shouldn't be too hard to fine, just don't feel like it now. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:31, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

==Pimp Claim Responsibility==

This bloke known on YouTube as "ThyEnvysGreed" claim he's the one who [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRr-N5_V_9s alerted wallflower]. What should we do with this faggot? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:33, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
* It's possible the guy's full of shit and just taking credit for something. Going by the comments 'they' have been making, this is quite likely; his 'group' seems to be out to make a name for themselves rather than just have a laugh at Chris's expense. Aside from that, just do what everyone seems to be doing already; spam his comments informing him of what a massive prick he is and that he should lay off the fucking donuts. [[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 16:51, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:*This. Seriously, guys, let's not give credit to faggots who want attention. Damage is done, we need to move on. Besides [[CWCki:CWCki_is#CWCki_is_about_Chris|CWCki is about Chris]], not so much faggots like this. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:12, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**I agree with the comment spamming, just piledrive him into the dirt. He fucked up an opportunity for some awesome shit. I would understand if he were trying to get a laugh out of messing with Chris, but he's just looking for e-fame. I say we don't give him that much attention unless it's totally negative.--[[User:JRampancy|JRampancy]] 16:54, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***I'll need to find the picture I saw on /cwc/, but he also had an account on Fanfiction.net and I think that's how he alerted her, since I don't think they allow anonymous reviews anymore. And it was the same screen name.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 17:30, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
****Well gentlemen, I believe it's time to do what we do best. IT'S TROLLING TIME, LADS.[[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 17:36, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*Faggot deleted it. Did anyone save it? '''[[User:Odettafag|blind justice.]]''' [[User talk:Odettafag|to each his own.]] 18:11, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
** [http://rs336.rapidshare.com/files/362046356/whatafuckingtard.flv It's right there] [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:02, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*** Thanks! '''[[User:Odettafag|blind justice.]]''' [[User talk:Odettafag|to each his own.]] 19:05, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
He's a troll, you guys. Attention will only make him stronger unless we find his house (which is unlikely). Until someone can dox him, the best course of action is to ignore him, depriving him of his e-fame. Bonus points if fifty different accounts simultaneously claim that they're the ones who pissed off Wallflower so nobody takes his claims seriously.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:24, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***I can't believe he tucked tail and ran away so quickly. He did post on [[A message to the Trolls]] which is still there for the viewing. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 20:54, 11 March 2010 (UTC)meeko
***There's also a message in [[Don't Mess With Me]], still in plain view and for all to see. He's like The Pinch - a coward who wants e-fame. Pure and simple.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 21:07, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*He destroyed your guy's plans to get drama out of a guy! Oh no. Just calm down. Seriously, it's not a big deal. [[User:Chaosakita|Chaosakita]] 05:42, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
:* It is. Chris is the most interesting when conversing with "normal" people - especially women. --[[User:Derpalerp|Derpalerp]] 08:28, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

** I found anothe possible leaker on twitter he/she says and I quote "Sonichuproducts @CWCSonichu I dare your faggot ass to do a curse ya fuck yo momma or whatever it is on me, I told Heather you dirty Retarded bitch."

could it be a lead or just an attention seeking fag?--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 23:17, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:The Wallflower

2010-03-13T14:20:26Z

Meeko:

Talk:The Wallflower

2010-03-11T20:54:38Z

Meeko:

Okay faggots, listen up. No personal details. Ever. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:14, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*Gotcha. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 01:18, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**Am I missing something here? Didn't Chris just inform us that this girl is no longer interested in him, with Message to the Trolls? So why are we locking down details about her now, when EDF can do no more damage? Or is there more to this?--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 01:22, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***I'm sure that she got some sort of email/phone call, but we don't know enough about her or the situation to assume that she's fully out of the picture. Until then, it's better to have less info than too much info. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 01:24, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
Some explanation please? I mean, all the other galpal articles have info, what happened here? [[User:Dave|Dave]]
*i have received a message from wallflower herself asking for her info to be removed. while i'd rather not remove any information, at the same time, the article was focusing on personal details about the wallflower that weren't at all related to chris. since i'd rather avoid any trouble here, i've complied with her request. this new article should be used purely for chris-related information, since she is part of christory. if chris uploads information, then you can add it here, but don't add anything you found through internet investigation or whatever. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 01:28, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
** A'ight, but can we have a background on the story on cwcki? You know, what happened for them to break up and stuff. [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 01:29, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*** There's no break up as far as I know. But I'm sure something must have happened between yesterday and today. We can document the drama but be vague. Example: Dedicated trolls found her information and then Chris got mad. Real mad. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:38, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
****Does this mean all the sweetheart pages are going to be changed? -PeaceCeapPea
*****Most of the sweethearts were trolls. Megan avoid this site like rape, so I don't think we need to worry about it. [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 02:32, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*Why are we doing this? Didn't Megan ask us for her dox to be taken off the internet? How do we know the message wasn't sent by a troll or a white knight?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 02:12, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**Have you seen the latest video from Chris? He found the CWCki. I guess "WallFlower" used Google. Another thing; Chris volunteered the info we got on him. She dint. We dint passed the Dox of other sweethearts or made fun of them as we did with her. Just for this, It had to be removed. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:29, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*My apologies for deleting this page this page. I just woke up and I was confused about what the fuck was going on. I thought some faggot thought Chris was talking about two different girls. I absolutely agree with Cogs one hundred percent, if Wallflower requested this page to be taken down, I think that's a humble request given that the article was a threat to her wellbeing. It's not so much trying to cover our asses, I really can understand that the Wallflower (unlike Megan, who really didn't have much of an online presence) would have trolls be a very real threat and unlike Chris, she probably doesn't feed off negative attention.
:I regret that I did not address the dox in the pages. I really wasn't a big fan of having her Facebook, MySpace, etc. profile on there, aside from Chris related issues, mostly because we don't do the same thing for Megan and we shouldn't encourage faggots trolling Chris related people who have little to do with Chris.
:I think one lesson from this is we need to discuss some sort of privacy policy for CWCki. A less brash version of Clyde's dictum is that we should possibly treat pages about people only from the Chris universe perspective, that is how Chris views them and sees them as opposed to digging into personal details from online investigations. But yeah, people, let's not do shit like post MySpaces, Facebooks, and don't post people's personal information unless Chris posts it on the Internet for everyone to see. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:46, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:* Seems fair enough. There was, in retrospect, no hope of keeping a lid on this whole thing, I think, no matter how much or how little personal info got posted here - as soon as her given name got out there, it was inevitable that some goof was gonna link her to this or to the ED page or to the sex doll video or whatever else. But that seems like a good policy for simple decency's sake. I apologize for getting carried away with all the links on the page yesterday. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 12:59, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

*I think the wording of this article should be more explicit as to how and what kind of idiot it was that contacted her over all this. I mean most EDF retards won't read krapple or PVCC etc. but they do read the Cwcki, and it might help in the future to have here an example to hold up of what exactly happens when you go the JULAYYY route of trolling. [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 02:37, 11 March 2010 (UTC) 02:36, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

**Who cares about it, it seems something else is stirring within Chris. Guess he still has it out for me. Hmph. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 07:57, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

***I think we ought to be more careful with the information we post here. Most if not all CWCki contributors are either on /cwc/ or PVCC, but the readers are partially dumbasses (not just from EDF, I presume) who will fuck shit up. Yes, it's a shame this happens, but ultimately we are to blame here. It was very obvious the CWCki article on her would lead to someone contacting her. Documenting information is important, but perhaps there should be some articles protected from viewing? I don't know. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 10:48, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*combine with the sonichu crystals to the [Wallflower] page?? [[user:I_Love_Little_Girls|I Love Little Girls]] 10:23, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
::no they want that page gone, that's why it's over here without any references to her personally. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 11:03, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:::oh, i see. whatevss [[user:I_Love_Little_Girls|I Love Little Girls]] 11:30, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*Yeah, I thought the same thing so don't feel bad. tl;dr is that Wallflower asked for it to be removed and Cogs complied, because it was a reasonable request. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:31, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

==Srsly though...===
To improve the article:
# Wallflower really isn't a sweetheart. Nothing public about this yet but as most of you can tell, she's more or less Megan - because she has managed to be around Chris for more than five seconds, Chris takes this to mean sexual interest and a serious relationship.
# We need a pic of a Wallflower. Like, literally, a flower growing out of a wall. Not a drawn pic, but an actual photograph. Shouldn't be too hard to fine, just don't feel like it now. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:31, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

==Pimp Claim Responsibility==

This bloke known on YouTube as "ThyEnvysGreed" claim he's the one who [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRr-N5_V_9s alerted wallflower]. What should we do with this faggot? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:33, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
* It's possible the guy's full of shit and just taking credit for something. Going by the comments 'they' have been making, this is quite likely; his 'group' seems to be out to make a name for themselves rather than just have a laugh at Chris's expense. Aside from that, just do what everyone seems to be doing already; spam his comments informing him of what a massive prick he is and that he should lay off the fucking donuts. [[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 16:51, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**I agree with the comment spamming, just piledrive him into the dirt. He fucked up an opportunity for some awesome shit. I would understand if he were trying to get a laugh out of messing with Chris, but he's just looking for e-fame. I say we don't give him that much attention unless it's totally negative.--[[User:JRampancy|JRampancy]] 16:54, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***I'll need to find the picture I saw on /cwc/, but he also had an account on Fanfiction.net and I think that's how he alerted her, since I don't think they allow anonymous reviews anymore. And it was the same screen name.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 17:30, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
****Well gentlemen, I believe it's time to do what we do best. IT'S TROLLING TIME, LADS.[[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 17:36, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*Faggot deleted it. Did anyone save it? '''[[User:Odettafag|blind justice.]]''' [[User talk:Odettafag|to each his own.]] 18:11, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
** [http://rs336.rapidshare.com/files/362046356/whatafuckingtard.flv It's right there] [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:02, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*** Thanks! '''[[User:Odettafag|blind justice.]]''' [[User talk:Odettafag|to each his own.]] 19:05, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
He's a troll, you guys. Attention will only make him stronger unless we find his house (which is unlikely). Until someone can dox him, the best course of action is to ignore him, depriving him of his e-fame. Bonus points if fifty different accounts simultaneously claim that they're the ones who pissed off Wallflower so nobody takes his claims seriously.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:24, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***I can't believe he tucked tail and ran away so quickly. He did post on [[A message to the Trolls]] which is still there for the viewing. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 20:54, 11 March 2010 (UTC)meeko

Talk:Lovely Weather

2010-01-13T19:14:11Z

Meeko:

We have a picture of her now, Chris has discussed her and his traveling into the future and having sex with her as being not rape, in addition to her significance (the Bride of Chris) can warrant her own article now.

Maybe discuss the implications of him traveling into the future and then meeting his wife after he came back as ruining the laws of time as allowing it to affect his future, undermining free will. Maybe something about how this relates to the theory of time inevitability (see some episode of Doctor Who and also popularized in The Twilight Zone).--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:25, 22 December 2009 (CET)

----

This whole thing is creepily similar to a <strike>ronery nerd fantasy involving a MILF and a 18 to [my age] boyfriend-free-girl</strike> thought experiment I had once, except both people fully knew that the other is from another time, etc. etc.. The entire question was basically: If you travel to the future and have sex with your future spouse, whom you had met in the present and were involved with (either romantically, sexually, or both), but not yet married them: Is that adultery?

I have a point here: In Chris' skull, he hasn't had sex 'outside' of marriage, because he's done his future wife, and in the time period his future-self is married to her. The fact that present-Chris hadn't even met her is irrelevant. I just need a less confusing way to word that. -- [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 04:37, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Try to reword it here - you mean to say that Chris can get away with having sex with his future wife ''just because'' he ''will'' marry her and that, since he's married to her in the future, there's no problem with any possible repercussions.

...

Ladies and gentlemen, he have hit 88 miles an hour. We are witnessing some serious shit.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 04:50, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

::* Yeah, that's about the jist of what I was getting at. (and I just remembered something about my thought experiment, it actually was that the theoretical couple was married in both time periods, still, it's uncannily similar.) .... The psuedotroll in me wonders if Future!Chris joined in on the fun. Present!Chris only said that he had sex with Future!Lovely, and never gave any details. Goddammit, I'm using fangirl notation.--[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 06:13, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

==Chris Crocker resemblance?==

A friend of mine pointed out that Lovely looks an awful lot like a brunette Chris Crocker.[http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/chris_crocker1.jpg] Worth noting? [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 19:14, 13 January 2010 (UTC)Meeko