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Talk:Meg Griffin

2010-03-27T20:29:34Z

Megapicklezord:

After a lot of thought I decided not to call this page "Chris and Meg Griffin". Time alone will judge my decision. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 00:58, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

I think this page is needed because chris really wants to fuck her

things that chris fucks deserve their own article see: ps3 [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:12, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

*This can easily be incorporated into [[Family_Guy#Chris_and_Meg|here]]. If Meg becomes a major character, then we can make an article for her but until now, I believe this can easily go into the the Family GUy article. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:15, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

*I thought about that, but Chris has made videos, posted comments and now added Meg to his comic so I think she's now important enough to warrant her own page. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 01:19, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

Anything that Chris cheats on Lovely Weather with deserves an article, I believe. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 16:24, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

Anyone have the full "wham bam" quote? The original video has been removed. I think a screencap of the comment was uploaded, but I can't see it in any of the articles. (Haven't had enough coffee, I'm afraid.) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 17:12, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
* Found. Integrated into article. It's at http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Meg_08-10-2009.jpg which was on the Family Guy article.

Chris should see this. Real life Meg Griffin: http://www.geekologie.com/2010/03/oh_wow_meg_from_family_guy_in.php
[[User:Megapicklezord|Megapicklezord]] 20:29, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

Cwcville Autobot Defense Squad

2010-03-18T22:49:12Z

Megapicklezord: Redirected page to Samurai Pizza Bots

#REDIRECT [[Samurai_Pizza_Bots]]

Chris and tracing

2010-02-24T03:26:02Z

Megapicklezord: /* Traced images from the Sonichu Comic */

{{Merge|Chris and art}}

'''Tracing''' is an art technique where another piece of art, or portions of it, is copied along its outlines. Among legitimate artists, it is little more than a technique for studying drawing styles of existing pieces of work, or for making variations of the artist's own work, but in the Internet, it has regrettably become a road to stardom for many budding artists; among certain people, making a copy of a drawing or parts of it and trying to pass it off as their own is considered a legitimate strategy — at least until someone finds out about it.

As [[Chris and art|Chris's art skills]] have shown, Chris can't really draw anything well. It is therefore highly surprising that many of his drawings are actually traces. Usually, the biggest tell-tale sign of a tracer is inconsistent drawing style, particularly between works that are demonstrably bad and "original", and high-quality drawings that are strangely reminiscent of other pieces of art. Chris fools everyone by having a very consistent art style — albeit a consistently ''bad'' style.

The bad style is explained by the fact that his tracing tools are just as top-notch as his other art tools. Chris uses a toy-like sketching kit from [[Wikipedia:Spin Master|Spin Master]] called [http://www.amazon.com/Strawberry-Shortcake-Reflecta-Sketch-Set/dp/B00144QMOY Reflecta Sketch], which only allows him to trace on basic letter-sized copy paper, not the large sketching paper most professional artists use. The kit comes with a reflective piece of plastic where an original can be placed to the left and the reflection is used for tracing an outline, allowing Chris the ease of copying other artists' works to use in his general and [[Rule 34]] artwork. This device is why many of Chris' tracings are a mirror image of the original. By comparison, most Internet tracers seem to just use graphics apps, drawing on layers atop original image files. Some of the badness in certain images can be explained by the fact that he's just copying poses and outlines by eye, rather than using any tool for this purpose.

==Traced images from the Sonichu Comic==
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Image:Trace1.jpg
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Image:Trace5.jpg
Image:Trace6.jpg
Image:Aquateenvssonichu.jpg
Image:SAV-Swindle.jpg
Image:RClina.jpg
Image:PunislavBarrier.jpg
Image:Bumble-Lumba-Bumblebee.jpg
Image:Prowl prower.jpg
Image:SOUNDAXE.JPG
Image:CrackderISthundercracker.jpg
Image:Familyguytrace.png
Image:Cwct1.JPG
</gallery>

==NSFW Rule 34==

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[[Category:Chris-chan]]
[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
[[Category:Articles needing improvement]]

Samurai Pizza Bots

2010-02-24T03:25:08Z

Megapicklezord: /* Gallery of Plagiarism */

[[Image:Robovagina.jpg|thumb|right|Excelina shows off her [[Wikipedia:Primus (Transformers)|PRIMUS]]-GIVEN ROBOT VAGINA. Son-Chu stands by her side.]]

According to [[CWCipedia]], the '''Samurai Pizza Bots''' are a cadre of [[Transformers]] who protect the city of [[CWCville]] from enemy attack. Since they have only now shown up in the partially-completed [[Sonichu 9|issue nine]], one wonders why the hell these giant combat robots haven't been helping [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian]] and [[Sonichu]] not get their heads kicked in by a variety of [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|implausible super-villains]].

==The Who, Now?==
Apparently, the streets of CWCville are patrolled by a handful of Autobots whose cover job is that of pizza delivery. One of their number turns into a samurai robot. This seems justification enough to call them the Samurai Pizza Bots, [[wikipedia:Samurai_Pizza_Cats|which in no way resembles an obscure kid's anime from the early 90s.]]

There are five members of the Samurai Pizza Bots:

===[[Son-Chu]]===
Chris's own Transformer. Why a powerful, intergalactic, shape changing robot is in his service is beyond us. Like most things in his comic, it's there because Chris thinks it's awesome. Yeah, we have some different standards of awesome here.

===Excelina===
A motorcycle with a blatantly obvious hologram "rider". Men are courteously informed that she is just a hologram. Just in case you thought <s>of fantasizing about her</s> Chris's art had gotten even worse. Based on Chris's [[Simonla|naming conventions]], the name itself is probably ripped off from Excelina of [[Anime|Steel Angel Kurumi]], or possibly [[Excel Saga]], which Chris has [[Parody|parodied]] before. In [[Episode 20]], Excelina exposes her robot vagina for reasons that remain unclear.

From the [[CWCipedia]]:<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Excelina</ref>
{{quotebox|Slick, cool, and full of style in her attacks. Our other Cycle-Bot, Excelina knows all the shortcuts throughout Cwcville. When a Bad Bot is afoot, she can get there faster than a 10-Second or FREE Deal in her [[Homos|Hot Pink]] Cycle Mode. She is [[Chris and sex|Strong-Fisted]] Up-Close, but her main weapon is [[Death threats|Sniper]]-Style. When she needs a good shot, she needs space. }}

===Bumble-Lumba===
The <s>possibly-retarded</s> most assuredly retarded Bumblebee ripoff.

From the [[CWCipedia]]:<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Bumble-Lumba</ref>
{{quotebox|A Yellow/Green Bug-Car, Bumble-Lumba not only delivers [[Obesity|pizzas]] quick and slick, but when a Decepti-Clone attacks a nearby [[Virginia is for Virgins|Couple]] or two, he does not hesitate to paralyze the bot with his stingers and kick its ass back to [[PVCC|PVCCitizens]]. }}

===[[Armoraxe]]===
The armored, axe-wielding vehicle named for his charming wit and propensity for [[Random-access_humor|wisecracks]].

From the [[CWCipedia]]:<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Armoraxe</ref>
{{quotebox|Rockin' And Stompin hard while [[Alcohol|Partying]] with the 52 Pies from the shop, Armoraxe is a real [[Guitar Hero]]. Having the strong armor from his Heavy-Beat Van Mode makes him TOUGH. He attacks the Bad Bots with his Sharp Axe, that can also transform into a Plasma Rifle; when he Plays That Beat, HE WAILS!!! }}

===[[Prower]]===
The samurai motorcycle thingey owned by [[Punchy Sonichu]] and ridden brazenly like a man-pony at an S'n'M club, and in absolutely no way ripping off of Miles Prower aka Tails.

From the [[CWCipedia]]:<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Prower</ref>
{{quotebox|Punchy's Motorbike is also an Autobot. Sidecar to make strong armor for the quick, slick and stealthy Prower. He relies on his Ninjitsu, [[Cutco|Razor-Sharp Choppin' Hands]], Shuriken Stars and holographic images make him a Sharp close-bot-attacker.}}

==Totally original and not at all stolen==
Once again, these vehicles--a Ford Escort, two motorcycles of unknown make (because Chris knows dick about motorcycles, let alone cars, and draws what's supposed to be a Beetle), a Scion xB, and ''an '09 Camaro'' (totally ''not'' ripping off of [[Wikipedia:Bumblebee (Transformers)|Bumblebee]] in the Transformers movie)--are used to deliver for a local pizzeria, adorned with a logo that integrates the Autobot symbol, and are seen in association with the local [[Chaotic Combo|team of superpowered whackjobs]]. Given that the whole idea behind Transformer altmodes is to <strike>make money off of licensing</strike> be discreet, it might be safe to assume that the Autobots use CWCville as a dumping ground for Autobots too stupid to live. Given that [[wikipedia:Dinobots|retarded robot dinosaurs]] and [[wikipedia:Skids_(Transformers)|blatantly offensive]] [[wikipedia:Mudflap_(Transformers)|racist caricatures]] are active members, that's saying something.

[[Category:Transformers]]

==The Absent Robomen==
Let me guess, at this point you're wondering where the hell they've been since the beginning of the comic. That's a damn good question, and given that Chris seems to imply the SPB have been around for some time, it's one that really should be answered. Were the Autobots new in town, perhaps to help hold the line while Mayor Mary Sue was [[Mass Debating|buggering off]] in the [[Time Void]], that might be reasonable (as reasonable as yet another intellectual property coming to town would be). As-is, it seems that the Samurai Pizza Bots have been too busy doing their cover jobs correctly to indulge the petty desires of an [[Autism|autistic]] man-child, waiting until the enemies they're supposed to be fighting show up.

...Hmmm, maybe they're not that bad after all.

==Gallery of Plagiarism==
<gallery>
Image:SAV-Swindle.jpg|S.A.V. = Animated [[Wikipedia:Swindle (Transformers)|Swindle]]
Image:RClina.jpg|Excelina = [[Wikipedia:Arcee|Arcee]] (movie version). Sadly, this can't even be considered a recolor because he didn't change the colors. The name probably makes reference to [[Excel Saga]].
Image:PunislavBarrier.jpg|[[Punislav]] = Barrier (movie version)
Image:Bumble-Lumba-Bumblebee.jpg|Bumble-Lumba = Animated [[Wikipedia:Bumblebee (Transformers)|Bumblebee]]
Image:Prowl_prower.jpg|Prower = Animated [[Wikipedia:Prowl (Transformers)|Prowl]]. Punchy was probably trying to name him "Prowl" but couldn't pronounce the "l" sound because he's Asian.
Image:SOUNDAXE.JPG|Armoraxe = Animated [[Wikipedia:Soundwave (Transformers)|Soundwave]]. Not only did he become stupid looking, but now he's an Autobot! This is an insult!
Image:CrackderISthundercracker.jpg|Cracker = Cybertron Thundercracker
</gallery>

==See also:==
*[[Transformers]]
*[[Jerkop Punislav]]

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]][[Category:Transformers]]

Crackder

2010-02-24T03:23:06Z

Megapicklezord:

[[Image:CrackderVehicle.jpg|thumb|left|This jet looks confusing.]][[Image:CrackderBot.jpg|thumb|Crackder is mad because Chris is a douche.]]A [[Transformers|"Change-Bot"]] that appeared in [[Sonichu 4|issue 4]] of Sonichu. A jet-style Transformer not unlike the Seekers, i.e. the many repaints of [[Wikipedia:Starscream|Starscream]]. While similar to StarScream, Chris actually ripped of Crackder from the Transformers:Cybertron series version of Thundercracker. Formerly an off-brand generic Transformer, like a [[Wikipedia:Gobots|Gobot]], Crackder has since been upgraded to be a Decepti-Clone, and thus an actual Transformer, again like the Gobots.

His name is a portmanteau of the Decepticons Thundercracker and...um...Thundercracker.

{{quote|JETS Loud and Fast like lightning, the Crackder Bots are equipped with Missiles in Vehicle Mode and a Cannon in Robot Mode. They Fly through air; they are the quickest of the Trio of Mary's Decepti-Clones, and most deadly and cunning.|Crackder is not even allowed to be a single individual.[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Crackder]}}

==Gallery of Plagiarism==
<gallery>
Image:CrackderISthundercracker.jpg|Cracker = Cybertron Thundercracker
Image:Crackder-mugshot.jpg
Image:Crackder-back.jpg|Plagerism from ANY ANGLE
</gallery>

==See Also==
*[[Prower]]
*[[Son-Chu]]

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{{CWCipedia}}

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File:Crackder-mugshot.jpg

2010-02-24T03:08:39Z

Megapicklezord: side-by-side comparison of what chris ripped off

side-by-side comparison of what chris ripped off

File:CrackderISthundercracker.jpg

2010-02-24T03:07:52Z

Megapicklezord: side-by-side comparison of cybertron thundercracker and crackder

side-by-side comparison of cybertron thundercracker and crackder

File:Crackder-back.jpg

2010-02-24T03:04:28Z

Megapicklezord:

Talk:Mailbag 31

2010-01-06T03:21:13Z

Megapicklezord:

==I have received no opinion on that video from God or Jesus==
So apparently something is only wrong if God and Jesus send Chris a clear sign telling him it's wrong. So that's just awesome.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:33, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

== What [[Homos|they]] do behind closed doors is None Of My Business ==
But they'll still be arrested if they do it. [[User:Fenny|Fenny]] 19:13, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
*If [[magi-chan]] is spying on people 24/7, then it's no wonder he doesn't have time for a girlfriend(or boyfriend). he's constantly jacking off to psychic porn. [[User:Megapicklezord|Megapicklezord]] 03:21, 6 January 2010 (UTC)