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2018-05-23T02:05:23Z

Menelaus: oops I forgot to sign

==Profanity==
Does it occur to anybody else that the name of this pony is thinly veiled to contain a super hurtful and aggressive name for the female vulva? I thought Chris*tine was a feminist?[[User:Menelaus|Menelaus]] ([[User talk:Menelaus|talk]]) 02:05, 23 May 2018 (UTC)
::Everybody knows that. If you check the [[Idea Guy]]'s antics, you would see how unaware Chris is to the outside world. Also sign your posts. which can be done by pressing "~" four times. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 23:34, 22 May 2018 (UTC)
:::A momentary lapse of "~" etiquette. Just checking I wasn't just being oversensitive and possibly racist. Thanks! [[User:Menelaus|Menelaus]] ([[User talk:Menelaus|talk]]) 02:05, 23 May 2018 (UTC)

I Am Sick of the HATE!!! (I could use a break)

2018-05-22T21:46:53Z

Menelaus: I have been able to pick out some incomprehensibles before, but today the rage was too high. Just some few things for accuracy.

'''I Am Sick of the HATE!!! (I could use a break)''' is a video where Chris rants about the presence of [[trolls]] on his Twitter. This comes after posting a series of unusually angry tweets towards the [[weens]] making disparaging comments within his posts. Chris puts on an exaggerated accent in this video, making his voice difficult to understand.
It should also be noted that Chris is clearly reading off of a script, or a vague outline, and not in his usual unscripted rage video style. This may be evidence for the rumored Idea Guy 2.0 either giving him a speech to read for the video, or writing for Chris after he asked in order to make him come across better than usual. Chris may also have just written it himself in order to keep his ranting more cohesive, which it did not. Chris also says that it was Bob who revealed their address and phone number, which is patently false.

==Video==
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| shirt = {{ManchildMeldownShirt|text}}
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| previous = [[May 2018 Paid Video Requests#Shoutout|Shoutout]]
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===Transcript===
[''angry redneck voice''] HELLO EVERYBODY THIS IS CHRISTINE CHANDLER COMING TO YA LIVE FROM HOME, AND IM GONNA TELL YA'LL SOME REAL, TRUE, SHIT!
I'll tell you what... YES!!! It WAS me on [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter TWITTER]!! I'm sick of the trolls, I'm sick of the hate, HATE HATE HATE on some GOD, DANG, COMMENTARY! I will not tolerate frickin' commentary anymore! I'm sick of the [''hits pillow''] hateful, hurtful, [not a word]ful commentary ERRRRRRRR ERRRRRR
I'm TIRED of being HATED ON! I'm VERY STRESSED OUT! I'm human! [''incomprehensible''] Sonichu!

'''OWH NEED A BREAAAAAAK'''! I am a sentimental individual! My father always told me to STICK UP for and STAND UP for myself and HE always did the same thing, you know he did! He told you all the address of this very house, AND our phone number! [''Incomprehensible'']
YOU LOOK! You wanna come at us? You wanna come at us? You come at us! Whoever [''incomprehensible'']
He was... EUGHHHHHHH
And I'm just tired because of TODAY TODAY TODAY TODAY TODAY TODAY TODAY TODAY TODAY TODAY TODAY TODAY TODAY HATRED!!!
HAHTDREHHHHHHD!
And LIKE a certain person, many many many myears ago, my kindness, generosity, sentiment being taken advantage of, WILL NOT BE TOLERATEEEEEEEED!
And I will not tolerate anymore hurtful comments or BS from any of you spiteful, hating people... ANYMORE!!!
You better SHAPE UP! BE KIND! BE COURTEOUS! OR ITS THAT!
ERURRRRRR!

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2018-05-22T21:39:45Z

Menelaus: Cun T Nugget more like

==Profanity==
Does it occur to anybody else that the name of this pony is thinly veiled to contain a super hurtful and aggressive name for the female vulva? I thought Chris*tine was a feminist?

Beedee, Beedee, Beedee; I’m Back, Buck!

2018-05-05T07:06:13Z

Menelaus: Heard and added a previously (inaudible) about hair.

'''Beedee, Beedee, Beedee; I’m Back, Buck!''' is a video Chris uploaded on the 4th of [[May 2018]].

In this video update, Chris apologizes for 'the lack of progress' on [[Sonichu]], after angry [[fans]] complained about his lack of work on the comics they pay for monthly via his [[Patreon]] account. He also announces an exclusive comic for his Patrons about himself, [[Magi-Chan]] and [[April 2018 social media posts#Introducing Cryzel Rosechu|Cryzel Rosechu]].

The title of the video may be a reference to Porky Pig and the TV series Buck Rogers of the 25th Century.

==Video==
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===Description===
http://www.patreon.com/sonichu
===Transcript===
Hello everybody this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again goooooooood ''[Begins singing]'' morning! It’s morning! ''[Removes his glasses]'' Mornin’ Mornin’ MOOORNIN’! --and with me hair done in a bun.

Aah… Anyway. I have something of importance to talk about right now. Uuh I wish to apologize sincerely for the lack of progress… And uh… but I am not at liberty to explain what happened over the last few months, but it’s all being handled and that I’M BACK! I’M BACK!

And I'm gonna do an exclusive [[Patreon]]-only 5 page plus comic about magi-chan and Cryzel and I, so… it’ll only be available to donators so… let’s get those pledges back high! And i’m gonn- I ca- I’m ordering the books right now I’m gonna have em rushed over here and I’ll have em all shipped out as soons- as soon as I… get them. So thank you all please, put your pledges back up high and I’ll be able to do a whole lot more. I’m really sorry for all the lack of content and everything and the delays just ''[Chris does a raspberry]'' But we’re all taking care of that an- I’m back. I have people. We’re doing it! Yay!

Thank you, have a good day!

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By the book, Buy the book plus update

2017-04-19T19:35:14Z

Menelaus: added pain-staking transcription; almost killed me

'''By the book, Buy the book plus update''' is a video released on 10 April 2017. Chris, appearing to be extra [[Slow-in-the-Minds|slow-minded]] today, tries to persuade us that his [[stamp]] album is worth $1,000, even without the value-adds promoted in a [[Son-Chu Review|previous video]]. Slack-jawed, accompanied by his infamous [[The Creepy Stare|"deer in headlights" stare]], Chris stammers more than usual to promote what he is selling.

[[Honor roll|In classic]] [[Chris and English|Chris fashion]], he fucked up on one half of the title, spelling "buy" as "by" on the first "By the book" while getting it correct on the second "Buy the book". Alternatively, this may had been a failed attempt at a pun. "By the book" is an old American idiom meaning "Correctly" or "according to the rules", which of course — apart from sounding exactly the same — has nothing to do with Chris's following statement.

==Video==
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| name = By the book, Buy the book plus update
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| stardate = 10 April 2017
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Cwcville Shopping|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = Rainbow Dash Face
| previous = [[Sonic Totem and More]]
| next = [[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|<ref>https://www.ebay.com/itm/282420279160</ref>

SHAREfactory™<br>
<ref>https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-us/tid=CUSA00572_00</ref>}}

==Transcript==
{{transcript}}
[Music]
Hello everybody, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again. Talk a bit more about ahhh my very sentimental stamp album . . . for beginners. Although yes, it may be outdated, I want to assure y'all that y'all gettin' a good buy when you buy this book, and I can ass - and which I can definitely verify.

First off, the ol' signature's, uh, printed that this thing's (?) reading my handwriting backwards, I mean this is my handwriting back-sincerely back from 1992, and definitely spells "Christopher" at first, but then I had changed my name around that time afterwards, and so I end up just adding, in pencil, just went from Christian to Christoph -- from Christopher to Christian right there? I assure you that is me definitely. Me, my own handwriting. I mean just. . . . You can't do much better matching my wr--handwriting in the past, compared to my handwriting of the present, ok?

So anyway, uh, I show you the bonuses in a little bit. I previously picked out 10 s-- [pause] UN stamp covers from the-from my father's collection, that I have not posted it onto eBay whatsoever. [Long pause] Anyway there's all that -- and then I got some bonus addishal random stamps, these little -- envelopes right here they're going with that as well. [Soft, almost unintelligible while setting down stamp booklets] That's that.

[Soft sound of pages turning throughout]
And I'll just go through it uh, one page at a time, let y'all see that you're getting your money's worth for the stamps inside. Aside from, have some claim-the ones from [pause] that were po--that were photographed in the article. [Quiet muttering; possibly about a staple?] And we just take a look inside you'll see, all these stamps. --um, well, [cellphone notification] minus the ones that are black and white 'cause those are printed in there--but the ones that are color, you definitely get--those are actual stamps, you see all them? The onethay're [sounds like a conjunction of "ones that are"] out, here and there?</ b>
On these pages of which I personally have put them in . . . [Long pause] And a few other stamps loose and about in there. And, I put some more in there but myself on these other additional m-pages . . . Um, my father taught me how to 'tatch all these st-stamps, and I put 'em into the categories of the countries? [Strong accent only on "countries"] Uh, but there was there used to be a stamp shop at Smarts-Charlottesville where I got all these [sharp whistle on "these"] stamps from? Just, randomly? Few at a time, but I'll, yeah, so them. Mm. Don't have any actual stamps inth--, but you can see that most of the pages in here actually have the stamps in them. Okay?</ b>
[Still flipping pages; previous monologue devolves into listing countries on the pages; short pauses throughout.] Yeah, but uh, ''Gah!'' I picked a lot from Ol' Canada. [Loud page turn] [Soft sentimental nasal occlusive.] Just because there weren't enough room in the pages! Huh! An there's no one from PAKISTANsh [unconvincing Pakistani accent] Huh. Heh, funny. Hungah-ree. Italee. Japan! [Long pause] Mm. But there's no page there, m--Peru! Philippines. [Soft musical fanfare from Chris] Ehh, one from the U.A.E! Um, I forget what that acronym is for! Okay? Ehh, extra pages, for Special Stamps.

[Chris steps away, closing the album and grabbing the stand-alone pages to present.] So anyway, you can see there: lots of stamps! In this album, with the bonus covers, and um, addishno stamps. And don't forget, uhh, as I have stated in the previous video, previous videos. [turning to retrieve his toys] For th' time only, you'll get one of--one of the extra created Son'chu figures with all accessories included. [Turns, retrieves the next toy] Eeh--You get the [pause] Skylander Imagineers figure of myself. [Loud crunch] Along with the [pause, turn] functional train car [trading card] that I custom ba-that I'll personally put on back of. By the way, thanks to the selling of this to'em po [totem pole] which that I'll be shipping that this week to the person that bou't it. I bought the t-shirts, and all of the, all the all [long pause, looking very lost] tr--all the --cards--for that giveaw--for that giveaway. Also, ahh, [flicks hair over ear] I replaced something very valuable of my mother, for my mother, so she's prob'ly [unintelligible] for dat.

[Drawing hand slowly through hair behind ear, in a dark parody of vulnerability] But we having to make a payment to daah, to ours to uh Sirrus again? My mom promised them to make a payment after her money comes in this week? So, yeah that's gonna leave us be-behind so I'm hoping we sell the stamp album this week. Oh! And the t-shirt! The t-shirt . . . uh, which I've got buried under all this stuff! [Voice rises to high squeak] Ehh! You also get the t-shirt. I bought enough t-shirts in la--in extra large. [cellphone notification] I did that. I definitely did that. Thanks to the totem pole th-- by th--, to'em po' sale there. [Chris drops one of the extra sheets with stamps, glances down, waffles twice, nearly bending to retrieve it.] Now. . . help us break even, for at least right now, by buyin' the stamp album. Be an instant winner! 'Cause, I will be havin' make three--aside from the prototype, [initially holds up three fingers and thumb; lowers thumb] three Sonichu figures. I've got the tuh--, I've got two of them in the works, and I've got have . . . but I'm hopin' we sell this one, and th- if this one sells, [distant dog cry] I will definitely make the third one. As I have stated now, okay? So . . .

And also aside from that, uh, the first of the returning Captain's Log videos will be later this week, probably on Thursday, or Friday. That's my est--that's my guess. I have a mild topic to talk about then? So, look forward to that. Okay? So, thank you very much, and. . . have a good day.

==References==
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