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Talk:Coffee Place

2010-07-04T11:57:49Z

Menth:

== Do Not Delete; Pursue for the Drama. ==

My family and I were there one morning a couple of weeks ago; my camera was screwing up with me, so I ended up with the photo of the front counter. I haven't been back for a while (Damn parents won't drive me back there), and I'm only 14.

Robert was shouting at Amanda, and eventually Chrissy joined in with an uproar so loud, it would have awaken the dead. It was in response to Amanda harassing them that day. I asked around after Robert and Chris left, without my family taking notice of me.

I can get away with anything within my reach; I'm the middle child of a set of three in my family. Sadly, we were only passing through that week on our way back from a visit with my Grandma and Grandpa in South VA; we live up in Boston.

Being bullied as a Freshman last year in my High School was no fucking picnic either. And I really loath ANYONE who is even considered "Special". I'm Special enough on my own for being invisible yet able to attract attention remotely with a mere thought or do-nothing and having to put up with the aggresiveness in my fucking family; I am very much the Master Mind in the family. My father is damned retarded.

But enough about me, I hate Chris as much as the rest of you. Stopping the presses on his books and giving up his website; it still pisses me off. If I recall correctly, it was about 10:30 when the Father and Son Duo left, so best bet is about 10:00 AM to try and intercept. I want to see Chris, if not both of them, squirm in torture from our Trolling of him. I really want to see him blow his top off again. LULZ.

Oh, and the Windows at that place were Tinted, so the photography would be best from inside the place.

For the LULZ!!!!

--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 22:16, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

Could you re-write it so it's more informative? I'm still not quite sure what the hell you're talking about; I'm presuming Bobby is Robert? [[User:Menth|Menth]] 11:57, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

== This is a confirmed CWCSighting ==
The first one. Now stop harassing this user Christ almighty. god damn you people overanalyzing shit. now if anyone touches this user I will BAN them. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:15, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
*Thanks Clyde. I'm not the most active member on here, but goddamn some people get way too SERIOUS BUSINESS over some shit. This, even if it does have some non-CWC info in it, and even if it was a small sighting, is still useful, and furthermore interesting. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 05:58, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

== This Amanda person seems interesting enough. ==
Chris should probably do something against her. Perhaps the LULZ that come out of both. Chris has nothing to lose because he has no job because he's a lazy piece of shit, but Amanda has her job. I wonder if Chris could get her fired lololol. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 03:43, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:*Haha yeah, that would be lulzworthy. I hope he does. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 05:54, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

==Do not edit==

Hey guys, we want to give this information time to get digested by the head trolls so don't edit it at all unless you're an admin please. If you're an admin you can do what you want. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:48, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:100 2188

2010-05-28T02:19:07Z

Menth:

Transcribing this nonsense, I guess... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 05:36, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:Actually it's "Transcribing DIS BITCH, I guess..." Easy mistake to make.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:24, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::The keys are like, right next to each other. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 11:37, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
==Name?==
I propose "Rage Against the Internet." [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 06:02, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:When it doesn't have a name, you're supposed to title it as the date it was posted. This video should be called "27 May 2010". What is so hard about this?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:32, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::I'll go ahead and do that, if that's okay? --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 10:24, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::Oh God how do I rename a page --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 10:26, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:::You need to be a mod.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:57, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:::: Nyoro~n... --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]]
::::: Virgin rage against the machine? --[[User:Jellystapler|Jellystapler]] 01:32, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

==I lol'd==

This confirms it for me--Rocky has been drilling the "THE INTERNET IS BAD" dogma into him in the hopes that he'll come to agree with it. But hey, this means Chris has indirectly announced the end of Sonichu(yes we all know that's not true but he doesn't lol).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 06:41, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

*Perhaps to this marks the end of his young adult social group... ever since his May 8th rant about being alone, he's made a big deal about going out and socializing. This is probably a direct result of him being shunned by the group and thus actively looking for new people to put up with him. While the church was not able to kick him out, it seems they've cut him off socially from anything that their doing. I only hopes that this new "friend quest" leads to further banning's and tard raging's... on another note, he finally admits to being a man-child. I'm curious as to what made him realize this --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 09:56, 27 May 2010 (EST)
::I can't wait to see what this "friend quest" will have in store. Perhaps he will go to a bar, try to hit on a girl, the girl will tell him she has a boyfriend, Chris will still try to hit on her, and her big, muscular boyfriend will show up and kick his ass. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 16:42, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
If this happens I hope there will be security footage. [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]

==Hat==

It hides his baldness. Mention? --[[User:thelieisacake|thelieisacake]] 06:41, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
*HEY FAGGOTS! SHOULD WE MENTION HOW THE HAT IS HIDING HIS LACK OF HAIR? SHIT THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HARD FUCK [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 20:46, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
**HEY FAGGOT! WHY NOT ACTUALLY READ THE ARTICLE AND SEE THAT I ADDED A LINE ABOUT THE HAT EARLIER THIS AFTERNOON? SHIT THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HARD FUCK --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 01:39, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

== Two Things ==

*Two things popped up in my head:

1-How many times does Chris say he's straight?

2-Is the "Trucker" look still remind anyone of the Blue Oyster Bar patrons from the first four Police Academy flicks? --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 07:21, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

==a challenge?==

As my first troll move, I'm thinking of challenging him to see who has more of a life by having him and I record videos of us and our friends. Good idea? --[[User:AdiosToreador|AdiosToreador]] 12:01, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:Survey says "Chris almost certainly won't give a shit because you're not trying to steal his identity/'girlfriend.'" [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 12:34, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::Most definitely. Chris has a narrow attention span when it comes to trolling. It may seem like it's getting old, but unless it's about his copyright or getting China, you're not going to get anywhere. --[[User:Shearod|Shearod]] 14:14, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
: It could be worth a try, and I'm sure it would be loads of fun if - and this is a big if - you could get his attention. Which you probably couldn't, as my esteemed colleagues have just observed. -- [[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 11:55, 27 May 2010 (CEST)

==never meant to be famous?==
Does Chris really think anyone will buy this stupid "I never wanted to be famous" BS? considering he signs his name on everything, he sticks sonichu into every orifice, he act surprised that someone doesn't know him, he can't leave the public's eye for a week. He want to be famous, he just doesn't want the bad strings attached. Chris will have to learn that it's all or nothing, he either is popular with fans and trolls, or he has NOTHING. [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 21:37, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
*... You do realise that there never have been any fans, right? [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:33, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
**Chris doesn't know that, and that's the reason he's saying this. He understands that fans=trolls on some level, only instead of realizing that Sonichu has zero non-troll fans, he thinks that the "trolls" are just impatient fans who have assumed that since Chris writes about his suffering, they have to make Chris suffer in order to get more Sonichu comics.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:42, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
== Taking Bets Now! ==

How long do you think it'll be until Chris returns to the internet, doing what he does best: entertain us trolls? Because let's face it, it's going to happen. --SpaceScreaminJohn 23:49, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
* Probably not even a day. Remember that one time a month or two ago, when he swore he was getting off the Internet? He came back less than 24 hours later, with a rant about the Cleveland Show. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 00:10, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
** A week at most.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:15, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
*** I say before monday.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:58, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
*He's already on his PSN, which is technically considered on the internet since it interconnects many computers. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 00:49, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
**Are you serious, BreadGod? See, this is what I talk about in my commentary video. Anytime he's not on the internet, he's playing video games! --SpaceScreaminJohn 01:17, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
**I say a week, if his current pattern keeps up.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:42, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
***According to his Youtube account his last login was three 5:11 PM EST May 27th. With this I think its safe to say he'll be back in no time. [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]

== chris lethargic? ==

after seeing this video i started noticing something, chris is getting and talking slower than usual, or was i the only one who noticed this.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:26, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:it is summer, after all. perhaps he, like most bigger mammals, is going into a hibernation mode? --[[User:Jellystapler|Jellystapler]] 01:34, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:: Mammals hibernate in winter. Lrn2biology. [[User:Menth|Menth]] 02:19, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Autism Awareness E-mails

2010-05-18T02:58:35Z

Menth:

Oh boy. Clyde, where did you ever get this pile of gold?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 06:12, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

This is the purest example of Chris's "Mental Block" capabilities. The line "This Fact is My Idea" is quite precious and proves us that Chris got no clue where his Ego end and reality starts. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 18:37, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

== What's the source? ==

There's no adequate explanation here of how or why this exchange began.

*The Autism Awareness people put up a bunch of ads for Autism Awareness Month and one of those sites happened to be the CWCipedia. Chris decided to put up his own version of the ad disregarding the link between Autism and Aspergers. One of the friendly volunteers decided to e-mail Chris about it. There's the story. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 09:51, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
*Also, sign your posts. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 10:57, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
**Maybe we should start bugging him on Landau-Kleffner syndrome now. Add a little variety to the mix. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 12:15, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
***I think I actually saved his altered autisim awareness ad. Hold on, I'll dig em up.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:08, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
***So is it too early to create a page on Landau Kleffner syndrome? May as well do some research while nothing else is going on.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 06:43, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
****Do we have any armchair psychologists on the Cwcki? I have a friend with a degree in Psych and he may know more about the syndrome, he's seen vids on Chris so he kind of knows how Chris operates. Should I contact him? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 16:45, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*This has also been in the mailbag if I'm not mistaken. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 14:14, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

== "Firstly, it was my pleasure to help" ==

Did Chris really pull that from out of nowhere in regards to Lori's letter, or was something removed from the original before posting here? --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 18:23, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
:I think this comment came from Chris's misunderstanding use of the like of "Thank you for your time". Let's remember, he's not that good with societal norms (It's 'tard Logic). [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 18:37, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
::I think the subject was missing. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:26, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

==Asperger and Autism merger?==
Is this merging Asperger into Autism really happening? and if it is, and aspergers is merged into autism (assuming it hasn't already), will their be Ads in Chris's wiki to rub it in his face (assuming this happens this year)? I'm guessing when this happens, Asperger will technically be no more (and I'm also guessing that Chris will think he wiped it out, and be happy about it... until he learned what happened to aspergers). [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 05:48, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*Either that, or Chris will see it as the blasphemous aspergers people stealing autistics' light by claiming to be autistic... because they're better, or something [[User:Magic8Ball|Magic8Ball]] 06:57, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:*It is happening, my psychologist friend confirmed it. We can always push that on Chris and get him to rage about his condition and Aspergers being the same thing. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 16:48, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Yes, they're moving up to DSM-V (the diagnosis manual for mental illnesses and other disorders) and one of the proposed changes is that Asperger's would be classified as a mild form of autism instead of a distinct syndrome. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:02, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

== Seriously... ==

Chris is soooooo stupid. He could've taken Ms. Lori's offer of assisting him in finding a caretaker and requested one that is female, young, and attractive.--[[User:Rockman|Rockman]] 09:26, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:If that were to happen Chris wouldn't be the driving force in the relationship, the carer would be in a position of power over him. Also, NOT A FORUM. GTFO [[User:Menth|Menth]] 02:58, 18 May 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Champthom

2010-05-08T08:51:04Z

Menth:

Talk to me.

Be sure to check out the archives as well:

[[User:Champthom/Archive 1]] 
[[User:Champthom/Archive 2]] 
[[User:Champthom/Archive 3]] 
[[User:Champthom/Archive 4]]

==Upload page==
Thank you sir, your change is much appreciated. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 12:43, 20 December 2009 (CET)

==Sonichu Franchise Games==

How about this: [[User:Dude/Sonichu_Franchise_Games]]

...replace these:
*[[Sonichu (game)]]
*[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]]
*[[Pokémon:_Lightning_Version]]
*[[Sonichu_Adventure]]
*[[Sonichu_Advance]]
*[[EX-CWC]]
--[[User:Dude|Dude]] 05:47, 22 December 2009 (CET)

==Chris's First Interview==
I noticed on [[Talk:Chris-chan_Discusses...]] you asked for someone to mirror Chris's first interview on Youtube. I know that was a while back, <s>but as far as I can tell no one has actually done it yet</s>, so I went ahead and did it for you [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U-4Mvc5LbM]. I hope you're pleased. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 23:10, 27 December 2009 (CET)
*just noticed a while ago that it's aleardy been uploaded by The CWCville Library. I have no clue how I was so oblivious to that. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 03:26, 28 December 2009 (CET)
:*I didn't notice this either, thank you for telling me about this though and I appreciate your effort anyways.
:*Also can't seem to find it on the CWCvilleLibrary...could you possibly post a link?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:49, 28 December 2009 (CET)

==Thanks, Champthom==
<nowiki>:)</nowiki> --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 09:53, 31 December 2009 (CET)

==New Hotness for Videos==
Take a look at this template for videos that [[User:NeoShadow]] made; it's really sweet. It can wrap around videos (in the middle of the page, where they are now) or it can be used as a sidebar.

*Template: [[Template:Infobox/video]]

*Centered example: [[User:Neoshadow/sandbox/Sonic_Sweepstakes]]

*Sidebar example: [[User:Neoshadow/sandbox/Sonic_Sweepstakes2]]

Thoughts? It's been on the [[CWCki:Priority_Listing|to do list]] for a while now, and we could get one or the other in place pretty quickly. The big question is which placement to use, and general style questions vis-a-vis the way it looks. Let us know! --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 09:43, 3 January 2010 (CET)
*I really like it, but there was some debate (I need to see where) over the usage of video infoboxes, as some people argued it's unnecessarily replicates information one can gleam from the article. However, I think your centered example might solve that as this is ultimately what we can use to replace just pasting the video in Video sections of articles. I think the "Made by" would be useless in 99% of situations (with the very few videos made by other people, such as the Watch and Win one, or the videos by Scarlet). Personally I like your infoboxes, but I'm not sure if everyone else likes it elsewhere.
:Best I'd do is mention this in the [[CWCki:Community_Portal|community portal]]. As I said, I think your centered example might be very useful and a nicer display than just a YouTube video in the video section. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:11, 3 January 2010 (CET)
*This add-on is useless and redundant if you ask me. There's nothing new here you can't read in the introduction of the video, in the video navigation bar and I don't see the need for the "Festive" icons. I respect the efforts but I am a K.I.S.S.-Type of guy. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:02, 3 January 2010 (CET)

==IMPOSTORS==

Hey Champ, this is the "dude" from the old CWCki... somebody claimed my nick in the three hours between Cogs fixing the captcha and me checking back in =( Is there anything we can do about this? I can still log into the old CWCki to prove my TRUTH and HONESTY, and I used the same email signing up here (this account) and there (the old "dude"). --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 05:12, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
*I'll consult with Cogs later tonight, as I'm not sure if we can kick this other "Dude" off and have you have his nickname, especially given that it's an extremely generic name someone could have chosen (like Anonymous or Nobody or some name like that) or if we can do this, if it is right in doing so. Now I am concerned that people might try to leech off the fame of others by signing up for accounts of previous CWCki users, either to jump start their e-fame or as a way of trolling, so I'll need a second opinion. If anyone wants to weigh in on the matter, by all means do so. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:57, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
**Yeah, it's pretty generic, but at the same time, I only signed up around October, so it wasn't generic enough to be taken by then. I am kind of surprised that somebody snapped it up so quickly, since I was pretty actively trying to get it back myself. I suppose it could be innocent, but it's still kind of frustrating. Thanks for looking into it. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 14:52, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
can you give him the account back. i didn't know. i didnt think dude was gona be available, i though i got lucky. didnt mean to steal it, ill make another one [[User:Dude|Dude]] 00:26, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
*No problem Dude (see what I did there?). Okay, here's how this will go down - new Dude, when you get a new account, AIM or message me in IRC when you do. I will merge your current account into your new one. That will free up the username "Dude" and old Dude can register that way. rpoblem oslved. If there's any problems, you guys let me know because then I have to resort to Plan B. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:36, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
*New [[User:Dude|Dude]] has been [[Special:Contributions/Dude|inactive]] for about a week now... can I get my account back? --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 17:49, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
:*The new Dude needs to contact me so I can merge his old account into the new one, thus freeing up "Dude." If he doesn't respond in 24 hours or so, then contact me and I'll reset the password and give it over to you. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:57, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

== I'll not take this treachery sitting down! ==

You dare claim superiority over my powers as a great and terrifying wizard!? You shall soon see the error of your ways, good sir Champthom. I am a vengeful spellcaster, and I will rape you furiously in your sleep. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 11:03, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

==Sup==
Have a job for me? You told me to get in touch... --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 19:38, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
*Well I was going to ask you to help upload images but people got onto that which is good.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:57, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Coolio. On Another note, don't bother restoring my Jerkop status. I don't need it now seeing as how images have a MUCH higher ceiling. I'll stick around to improve articles and help people with images if they need it. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 10:02, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

==SPECIAL MISSION==
I accept. Should I simply sign up for an account on Asperpedia and get started or what? --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 09:19, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
*Yeah, do that - sign up for an Asperpedia account and go zap to the extreme. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:17, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

==Just to let you know==

There's a new user who registered under the name ChristianWestonChandler. I am watching this account since it came online. I just don't get a good feeling about this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:00, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

==Apologies==

Thank you for fixing that mistake, that was the first time I added a template so I really am horrible at it. --[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 5:05 20 January 2010 (CET)

== Chris's resume ==

Would you please be so kind as to move this to [[Chris's résumé]] for the sake of more accurate spelling, and to satisfy the grammar nazi in me? If you don't know how to make the fancy és, just copy and paste mine. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 04:22, 31 January 2010 (UTC)
*Also, please to be deleting [[Chris and fame]]. Broken redirect. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:15, 31 January 2010 (UTC)

== A new Mailbag bombing==
Well, our dear Christian has now started giving a copy paste reply as his new method of rejection. And hes done it to Mike Jackson's widow. We had a quick discussion about that in the talk page, and we thought it'd be an idea for another mailbag thats just filled entirely with letters about this one subject. Like how we had a whole mailbag asking about Asperchu and stuff like that? I thought we could have another of those; Only this time have an entire mailbag of people calling him out for being such a prick and for still not properly ansewing letters. What do you think Champ? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:59, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

* To amend that idea, I suggest having Sysop inform him of another pending legal issue that can only be averted if he gives full replies to each email--he can't use the "Inputed" response or delete the whole thing and replace it with a general response or else the site goes down again or something.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:32, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

* Agreed. We need some sort of cover from him rejecting it in any way. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:56, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

== [[Politics]] ==

Please to be deleting. Broken redirect. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 01:11, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

== Sandy Rosechu ==

Any idea why [[Sandy Rosechu]] is showing up in [[:Category:Templates]]? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 22:17, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
*Fixed it. The Squote template didn't have noinclude wrapped around its category. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 22:21, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
**That was my fault. --[[User:Mikhail Faulken|Mikhail Faulken]] 22:24, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

== halp ==

Yo [[Scampers|Champers]], could you derete this page here: http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Template:Christory/March_07 ? It will be confus if it doesn't turn up as a red link. Sorry for mistake. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 15:00, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

== YO! ==

Champ old boy, do you have sauce on [[:File:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|this]] here sniplet? It must have slipped right past me, and now I want to know what it is! [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 02:09, 28 February 2010 (UTC)

==Jerkops Anonymous==

Hey, Champthom. I've been in the mood to move a page or two recently, but my jerkop privileges were abolished with the move to CWCki 2.0. Would you mind reinstating them? [[User:Llort|Llort]] 03:14, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

== Cole Smithey ==

Don't you think an edit like [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Z_%28film%29&diff=prev&oldid=344566166 this] seems too intentional to be an impostor? Never mind 30+ edits to the Cole Smithey article? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 18:13, 7 March 2010 (UTC)
==Re: Pic of Wallflower==
Is this ok? It was shopped and It looks less like a man
[[Image:ClydeandLovelyweather.jpg|thumb|right]]

-[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 04:02, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

== Posse ==

Champ, I don't know if you still need monitors, but I have no life and lurk on the CWCki pretty much all day. Hit me up if you need me. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 04:06, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
*NO U. Srsly, contact me on AIM or IRC tonight. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:07, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

==Summaries==

Ok, so I will check. I've started trying to sort and format the summaries for each of the Mumbles, and it's March Mumble Madness, but I seem to have contradicted instructions (as I discovered having worked on ALL of them), by listing rather than writing a narrative. What is it you want exactly, so I can get on it ASAP. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 04:11, 18 March 2010 (UTC)22:40, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

==Article of the Now==

You wanted some sort of template to denote former articles of the now? [[Template:Articleofthenow|How's this?]] --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 19:58, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
*Clyde already made something, just need to incorporate it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:06, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
*Late to the party again. Never mind --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 20:23, 20 March 2010 (UTC)

== List of Chris' lies ==

Okay, I trust your judgment on this. Wasn't sure if cleanup or deletion was the better solution and it looks like I chose wrong. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:36, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== Quality Control jerkops ==

Hey, I saw your comment re "Quality Control" jerkops, of which none seem to be active at this point. I think I could handle that. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 21:12, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== Champ old boy ==

People want to update [[Fan:Sonichu: The Animated Series]], could you unlock it for a while? [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 09:12, 23 March 2010 (UTC)

== Userboxes ==
Is it cool for users to make new rewards\userboxes, like the Grammar Nazi and Assburgers ones, for instance? Some wikis I've edited on don't like for you to make new ones due to space or whatnot, and others let you go crazy with it. Just want to check beforehand. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 03:22, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
*Yeah, it's alright, just don't go too crazy by making a kajillion of them. Some of the useboxes, like the Jerkop, Admin, etc. are obviously protected and it's poor taste to award yourself awards like the Order of the Pickle, etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:44, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

==April Fool's Day==
Since its going to be april fools day when the ultimatum expires why dont we just shut down for 1 day and let chris think he's won.
I mean worst that can happpen is he forgets about us, or the best is that he actually makes a "victory over cwcki" vid.

and then bring it back on the 2nd with a big fuck you chris

user: DKD 15.13 GMT 31.3.10
* No. That's stupid. Chris will make a "HA HA I GOT U TROLLS" video and quit paying attention to us because he thinks we are gone. If we stay up, we will have our own FUCK YOU CHRIS simply because we're not down. This will make Chris angry, and angry Chris is funny.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 14:18, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

*Never compromise, even in the face of <strike>Armageddon</strike> April Fool's Day. Also, in the future, make a sub heading (it's two equal signs, then your text, followed by two equal signs). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:32, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

This makes me worry now. What if Chris is pulling a long, convoluted April Fools prank, possibly the idea of a white knight? --[[User:Zehnfragezeichen|Zehnfragezeichen]] 16:18, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
*Don't be silly. The only White Knight who he listens to is Rocky, and even then, only just barely. And whats the chances that a church counsellor is going to come troll us? I think we're safe. Its almost certain that his plan consists of 'blank pages' and 'try to find and stab the webmaster' --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:32, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

How bout we say that both bob and snorlax are dead, and put 14 Branchland Court up for sale? {{unsigned|Dan Dash}}

*Please, for the love of God, sign your comments. It's four tildas (~) in a row. I'm tempted to start banning people (albeit temporarily) for those who can't learn how to sign their fucking posts. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:28, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

:*Champ's got the rage. Dan, would that actually get to Chris? Seems to me it wouldn't bother him that much. Also seems he's making himself trollproof by becoming detached from us. Thoughts? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:04, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
:**He's not trollproofing himself at all, he's just fighting the urge to go online and complain about things. This is exactly like when we got him to make the comic--he was really diligent about it and when he missed a day he usually made up by posting two comics on the next. Flash forward two months and he's only releasing it in short bursts. He'll be back on his own in that time--less if he thinks Sonichu is being threatened. I suggest that someone put up an ad on CWCipedia that states that Chris has declared all Asperpedia comics cannon within the Sonichuverse. Or something about how Chris risks losing the "copyright" if he doesn't make visible use of it for more than two months.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:14, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

::*I'm not sure, he didn't even seem too angry when he discovered the Cwcipedia was devastated (now THAT would've been an April Fool's Day joke). Could it be that he's becoming numb to it? We've done almost everything we can to slander him, his family, and Sonichu. We've set up "sweethearts" toyed with him and, albeit inadvertently, brought about the end of his last IRL gal-pal. We sent the health department to his house, without effect, and have parodied Sonichu and Chris himself. What else CAN we do to this guy? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:17, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
::**We didn't call the health department on him and he never learns from his mistakes. We do it again and again. He's not getting desensitized at all, actually. We know most of his buttons now, we've just got to know when to push them. Oh, and every now and then Chris will do something to troll himself, and that's always worth a laugh.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:27, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
::*** But it's getting kind of cyclical, Chris gets a new sweetheart, he get's in love mood, phone calls are leaked, get lulzy videos and then, someone manages to anger him, he spews some death threats, then the sweetheart leaves/reveals as troll/dies and then we have sulk Chris, then he completely forgets about it and we have the smug Chris, and in between all that he makes a rant video once in a while. Pretty much we have seen everything chris has to offer for trolling.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:26, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

==General question==
Alright so Im a massive newfag here, and I'm wondering how do I create those tags on your pages? For example the eurofag and amerifag stuff. Can I create my own and upload them onto my user page?
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 23:55, 31 March 2010 (UTC)DKD 00:54 GMT 01.04.10
Templates.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 03:20, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

== "Contact me ASAP" ==

What's going on? --[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 03:59, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
*Contact me privately. My info is on my use page, we can't discuss this openly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:25, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
*I've tried to contact you through AIM before, but because I'm a cheapskate who can't use Windows software, I suspect AIM didn't work too well on my end. I'm now in IRC too. I hope this works better. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 10:36, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

==CWC superstar==
Which Chris video did you get mentioned in?

[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 12:55, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
*[[Bunny Hop|PYONG PYONG PYONG! HOPPY EASTER FOR]] [[Crass and Champ|CRASS AND '''CHAMP''']]. Technically he's referring to the crab named after me, so there should be an asterisk. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:24, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

==Artist for hire==

I would be pleased to help by uploading pictures on the CWCki. The problem is that I don't know where to start. There was a page with the needing drawings but it wasn't updated in quite a while.
I talked to Cogsdev on the irc #sonichu and was referred to you. I'm not new to the Cwcki, but I only registered only today.
Here's an example of what I can do, if it's good enough:
http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Sonee_2.jpg --[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 23:10, 13 april 2010

*I'd say that the [[Artist Commune]] for requested images is still current, so you can still try there. I'd say that the [[Mumble]] chats could use illustrations, mostly of illustrations to go with notable quotes from the chat.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:29, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

*Here's a pic for the IRC(16 october 2008) with 2 notable quotes from it. Since I'm not sure how to add it in a good way, I'll leave it to you.

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:IRC(16_October_2008).jpg

I hope it's good enough, I kinda messed up the pedo-glasse since it was done from memory.
Also, how can I link my signature to my userpage?--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 13:44, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

*Here's another one, this time for the IRC (20 January 2009).

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:IRC(20_January_2009).jpg

I tried doing the pedo glasses right this time. I'll leave this to you. Also, thanks for the edit Beat.--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 22:58, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

== Transcription Category ==

What are your views on a category for all articles containing transcriptions? It would make them easier to locate for maintenance or general interest IMO. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:42, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

== Question About Templates ==

Hey, I recently uploaded the 4 templates [[Template:Observer|Observer]], [[Template:Warrior|Warrior]], [[Template:Hero|Hero]], and [[Template:Legend|Legend]]. I was wondering what I should do with them( I'm not the best at using Wikis). Should I move them somewhere, edit them, etc.? Also, since you deleted two of the category pages, I was wondering if I should restore those or delete the other two. Sorry if there are any problems. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 03:10, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

:Oh, also, just wanted to tell ya that I restored the two category pages for now (now all 4 are up instead of just 2/4). If you want me to change/move anything, I'll gladly do it. Just tell me what to do and I'll get it done. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 06:14, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

== Old Cats ==

As part of a revamp of userboxes and their categories, there's a lot of now [[Special:UnusedCategories|unused categories prefixed with "List of"]] that need to be deleted forever. Can you fix? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:16, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:There's a few more List of... categories that need nuking. You might have just got hand cramp or something :) --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:21, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:*[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'M WORKIN ON IT!]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:10, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

== Deletion, moving and er, shit ==

To do with the Twitter stuff. I remember you saying something about Jerkop powers not extending to moving/deletion. Can I? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 10:55, 28 April 2010 (UTC)

On a related note, I made a mistake on an [[Bill Lumburg/Fan:Sonichu 11|article]] I created and I'm trying to move it to my Userspace. Can you help me with this? I don't see a move option anywhere so I'm assuming only admins can do it. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:58, 2 May 2010 (UTC)
*Thanks for taking care of that. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:54, 2 May 2010 (UTC)

== New Performance Style ==

Made this and applied it to a few pages after discussion that in the latest video none of the templates reflected the performance style (unadulterated smugness). Probably should have run it by you before I added it to a load of videos, sorry about that. :(

{{Comeuppance.png|text}}

Talk:I Pimp My Ride.MOV

2010-05-08T08:44:03Z

Menth: /* Performance style */

Tried to transcribe dis bitch, I have no idea what he says before he say pimp my ride. Feel free to improve on it. Why I'm doing this and not sleeping is quite the mystery. --[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 07:02, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

You did a better job then I did I half the time couldn't understand him [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]

* He's saying "I did spend a bit of dough on my grill" but stutters before that. Dough means money and grill usually refers to shiny gold tooth caps that the rappers wear, or one's face ("he was all up in my grill"), and not one's gaming console. Also "ride" never refers to a game controller, or a Lego car, no matter what you do to it. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 07:23, 5 May 2010 (UTC), white guy
** You see Mr Anaconda, you are using logic, not Chris-chan logic.
*** You got it right Anonymous. If Chris heard someone looking Badass say it, he will use it as his new magical mantra. That's how this pimp rolls. (Yes, I am white as snow). [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:02, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

==Well==

I couldn't help but fucking lol. Chris semi-permanently damaged his most prized posession. It's like if the trolls convinced him to destroy the [[Blanca|medallion]] or got him to give up the monthly tugboat. Too bad Chris appears to use a cable to access the intertubes or this would have been perfect. I am pleased. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:50, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

*Also, LOOK AT THOSE TITS GODDAMN. They're actually bigger than some girls I know. Additionally: LOOK AT THAT BALD GODDAMN. And his accent, and how smug he is that he "beat" the trolls, and, and, and just everything. Just fucking everything. This is definitely one of the funniest videos in a while. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:50, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

:*Fucking Lol. Taking all bets on how long it takes him to figure out he no longer has internet.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 08:59, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Well, he was able to upload this video, so like I said before he probably has a cable for his PS3. Not that it's at all possible to tell in the landfill he calls his room. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:00, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*I think he's using his digital camera. The PSEye, it would seem, has finally been laid to rest. This being the Case he probably won't notice until he tries to buy more useless shit on PSN, and discovers that he can't sign on. That will be the most delicious moment of all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 09:03, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*The PSeye can be seen in the background, still mounted on his TV. However, it could be broken, and he might just be holding onto it because he's a packrat. --[[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 09:23, 5 May 2010
:::::*Chris did say that his parents are packrats (ie. hoarders), so it's logical that Chris would hold onto something even after it's no longer able to function. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:12, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

:For some reason i feel this video falls under chris and race. Maybe is him trying to sound "Gangsta", but either way its still creepy.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:18, 7 May 2010 (UTC)

Man, Chris-chan is a stupid little bitch. Let's go for something more than his fucking PS3.
If he wants to be a little ignorant dumbass and go "PIMP MY RIDE! PIMP MY RIDE"

- Captainult

Jesus fucking christ. Chris' videos always make me want to facepalm, but a mixture of cringing and bile fascination keeps me watching them the whole way through. In the end, I'm left with my mouth agape, and only a minute or two after watching the video do I start to react. Fucking hell, legos on a video game controller as an assertion of his victory. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 15:51, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

== How come the first thing I noticed ==

...was that he's wearing a decade old t-shirt from high school? --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 10:42, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

*The first thing I noticed was his massive, enormous tits.--[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 11:05, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
**Me too. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 14:47, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:* Do we have a vintage photo of him in the T-Shirt? It would do a great Before/After shot for the Obesity page. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:02, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
::* Shit, that rack. --18:55, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:::* I remember back on /cwc/ where we had a discussion about Chris's weight and most people agreed that Chris couldn't get any fatter because his high metabolism prevents his body from gaining any more weight. This latest video has proven us all wrong. He has certainly gotten fatter since the last video, and his enormous manboobs are proof of that. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:23, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
::::* Considering 1) he's nearing 30 and his metabolism should be bottoming out soon and 2) he can't "parkay" for more than 5 minutes without having a fucking heart attack, we can only expect him to get fatter and fatter. --[[User:DonB|DonB]] 19:20, 7 May 2010 (UTC)

==Performance style==
this video isn't really "crazy" i think we need a new one called "smug" or something.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 14:43, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:I've never seen a sane person use Legos to indicate that he's pimped his ride. That seems pretty crazy to me.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:53, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:: To me it's not crazy, it's just very very stupid, and the video is more about him thinking he outsmarted the trolls, and in comparison to other videos this isn't really insane.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 15:47, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
::: You could call it Comeuppence? It'd look like this >:). It could also be applied to other acts of smugness like when he got his copyright certificate or the rollin' & trollin' video. I have no idea how to make one or implement it however. Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with computers [[User:Menth|Menth]] 20:41, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Comeuppence sounds just fine, I'd like to see how it <s>cums</s> comes out.--[[User:Kei|Kei]] 23:14, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::I envision the name to be more like "Victorious" and the face to be more like ^_^ --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:26, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::: Comeuppence is a CWCism though. Who's making it? I really have no idea how to do it otherwise I would. [[User:Menth|Menth]] 08:58, 6 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::: Yeah only it's a CWCism for semen, and I don't think Chris is cumming in these videos. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 09:44, 6 May 2010 (UTC)
: @Anonymax, he's clearly coming over these videos if not necessarily in them. I demand a new comeuppance category; the Liberal Democrats lost and I need cheering up. [[User:Menth|Menth]] 10:41, 7 May 2010 (UTC)
:Maybe this could fall under reason, though comeuppance would be a good category name.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:31, 7 May 2010 (UTC)

Made it & applied it to a few videos. Fuck knows how, I have a masters in theatre which strictly makes me a retard at anything useful. Opinions? {{Comeuppance.png|text}} [[User:Menth|Menth]] 07:10, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

==Art request==
Art request for this article; find an image of a busty chick and overlay it over Chris to show how big his tits are. Fuck. Chris is... Uhgh. He somehow seems to have lost weight in this video, but his tits are just massive. I guess that's why they call him Collosal Chris-Chan... -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 16:22, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
*Collosal Tits-Chan, even. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 19:56, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:*I like you, good sir. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:37, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

==Money==
Did someone lose some today?--[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 21:43, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

==Cable or WiFi?==

Does Chris actually use the wifi, or does he connect his PS3 with a cable? He seemed to know what the part he removed did, which leads me to favour the former. It's still hilarious. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:37, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:A quick view of the [[Chris humps his PS3|PS3stiality video]] seems to show a cable plugged in to the back of the console. It looks like an ethernet cable, but someone who actually owns a PSTriple might be more qualified to know if the position of the ethernet socket on the console matches the cable we see on the video. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:47, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
* Given the fact that he knowingly states that he removed the wi-fi, I would venture a guess that he does indeed use a cable. Without being able to connect to his PSN, he can't impulse buy any more needless crap for his PS3. The real test will be weather he can remove the entire bug in his system ;) --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 19:57, 5 May 2010 (EST)
:Well I assumed that he uses a cable now, I was more trying to prove that he has always used a cable rather than just converting to using it now he has removed the Wi-Fi adapter. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:01, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

SHE IS MINE NOW

2010-05-08T08:40:19Z

Menth:

[[Image:Crazy.jpg|thumb|"I will kick your asses. Because I'm crazy."]]

'''SHE IS MINE NOW''' (officially '''10292009 - Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW''') is another call out to [[CChanSonichuCWC|the real Chris]] from [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], uploaded on 28 [[October 2009]]. In it, he [[Chris and music#Rap|raps]] again and declares that [[Kacey]] is his and that Liquid lost her.

Ian plays a wide array of Aerosmith tracks in the background, undoubtedly in an attempt to seem rebellious and dangerous. He [[Autism|shuffles]] back and forth throughout the video and seems to have aged considerably since [[For_Chris_No_2|''yesterday'']]. He also finally changed his shirt.

He also does his [[Donald Duck impersonation]]... that or another [[rage]] attack. Who knows?

It is also important to note that Ian seems to be sweating a fair amount in this video and can be seen wiping sweat from his brow. The sweating appears to become more profuse towards the end of the video compared to the somewhat dry start, go ahead and watch.

==Original video from the real Chris==
<center>
{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = BACK THE FUCK OFF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Vrxb_8dWa5Y}}
| Stardate = 28 October 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:sexn.png]] [[Kacey]]
| Performance Matter = [[Image:rage.png]] Rage
| previous = [[For_Chris| THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK]]
| next = [[SHE_IS_MINE_NOW#MC CWC responds| MC CWC responds]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===
Huh! Don't wanna play nice, do ya?! I'll school ya! [''Jump cut''] I'll s- I'll s- I'll school ya. I'll take you to town!

[''Liquid Chris steps back from the camera and preforms several fighting moves similar to the ones seen in [[CWCFighter]].'']

I'm comin' for ya!

[''Re-approaches camera'']

I am the only one here who is fit for [[Kacey]]! [''Jump cut''] And another thing! [''Jump cut''] Uhh. Yeah this one's for you.

[''Steps away from the camera'']

The real deal! '''[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-HAAAAAAAA!!]]'''

[''Jump cut. Liquid Chris is close to the camera again.'']

Oh and by the way. I have been talking to some people named [[Jack Thaddeus]] and [[Gregg Mays]], who have told me personally, that they are going to help me take you down! [''Heavy breathing, possibly due to the extreme cold''] And, uh, yeah! Jack Thaddeus, his assistant Samanda Handroil, Samantha Handroil and Gregg Mays, who is a good man, and what ha-has given me some information on you, so that uh- I don't think- I don't think you'll like it very much at- mmmh [''More heavy breathing''] I don't think you will- I don't think you would like it very much if it got out and ruined your life forever.

So yeah. Jack Thaddeus, Gregg Mays. They're on my side now. Mmm. So get ready, arch-nemesis. I will be waiting. And to the rest of you, peace, eh.

==Ian's video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = SHE IS MINE NOW
| image = {{#ev:youtube|03SIGcEcAJE}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 29 October 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|IBAChandler]]
| Performance Style = {{Comeuppance.png|text}}
| Saga = {{Liquid}} Liquid Saga
| Shirt = {{TanWideLines}} Tan Wide Stripes
| previous = [[Clyde's_Buddy_Matt_Getting_SUPER-LAID!!!| Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!]]
| next = [[Clyde_is_Weaker_than_Water| Clyde is Weaker than Water]]
}} </center>

{{quote|<poem>You just a dang dummy!
And you still chicken you's a dang coward!
If you wanna come fight me
Come fight me in person
Come out from behind the camera you fool
I'll fight you any day!</poem>|MC Chris, [[Chris and music|"rhyming"]]}}

===Transcript===

Yo! MC Chris! I'm gonna rap it to ya, man! Listen up!

<poem>
[''Ian begins "rapping" while Run-DMC's cover of "Walk This Way" plays in the background'']
I seen yo video yous a lame ass
[[Sonichu|You done copyin' this and that]]
[[homos|I'm gonna screw you]], I'm gonna take you to town
Who do you think you are, [[South Park|Eric Cartman]]?
[''Ian does terrible Eric Cartman impression''] Screw you guys, I'm going home!
You had all with the sweet little girl
And yet you break your promise!
You done turn your back on her and turn to the trolls!
You just a dang dummy!
And you still chicken you's a dang coward!
If you wanna come fight me
Come fight me in person
Come out from behind the camera you fool
I'll fight you any day!
Poop-pow! [''flails arms in an obscene mockery of punching'']
[[CWCFighter|And I'm gonna just plain kick yo ass!]]
''From-looking-at-your-body-type'' you's a total width and shorter than me!
I'm a good five foot ten, what are you, like a four foots eight?
I tell you something right now
That ain't gonna let you laid,
Yet you had it once with her and you let it down
You's a big ol' dang... stupid lame-ass clown.
Because you know you had all the blessings
She was smart she was sweet she was riwwyvery fun!
And I'll tell ya what ya did...
You... she done left you boy!
You lost her! You treated her like a [[Kimmi|dang ragdoll]]!
Dang ragdoll...
And she ain't no ragdoll, she's a caring human being!
And you is- and you is a dang fool for mistreating her like you did.
And I [[love]] her for- I love her for so much more than that.
And you so dumb... And you threw it all away, man.
She left you and now she's with me.
</poem>

[''Changes track to Aerosmith's "Dream On"''] So at this point, you could just... [''Turns back and fast forwards through the intro to the song, pauses awkwardly to wipe sweat''] So at this point man. I'll tell you what you could do, because all your notions you had with lovely, with sweet [[Kacey]]. This point, you could just... DREAM ON. Cause she and I we share [''Changes track to Aerosmith's "Sweet Emotion".'']

[''In an ear-splitting high pitched whine, while holding up the [[Claw of Fail]]''] SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET EMOTION. You didn't share no sweet emotion. You just done played her for a fool. And I don't ca- and I don't take to fools like that. [''whispers: Please don't. I swear.''] And by the way you know what? I don't care about bein' a [[Virgin with rage|virgin]] because you know what? She and me are gonna be like [[Sonichu_8#The_Elevator_Gags|LOVE IN AN ELEVATOR! LOVIN' IT UP IN AN ELEVATOR!]] I mean I tell ya. I tell ya what, man. She done leave you- she done left yous mang. She come- she come towards me. Because she's beyond beautiful.

[''Changes track to "Beyond Beautiful" from the Aerosmith Track Pack and then <s>sings</s> mumbles along, badly''] She loves me now, she loves you not! Listen to that! Listen to the words of Aerosmith! She's beyond beautiful, and she's beyond... brilliant. She is so kind. She cares a lot. She cared about you, too. But you done turned her down, man. You lost her. So face facts man. She's with me Mac- she is with me now. You're yesterday's news. Just like the- just like the [[Monthly tugboat|boat]] that the [[Random access humor|Mythbusters made out of newspaper and ice.]] Yesterday's news. Good show by the way, [[List of Chris's lies|I learned from it.]] So you can just move on, [[Wikipedia:Buster Brown|Buster Brown]]! 'Cause [[Chris|Mama Brown]] ain't gonna take that no more!

Yeah... and I will kick your ass, 'cause... I'm [[autism|crazy]]! [''Gibbers violently at the camera. Pauses, then does a more effete version of gibbering at the camera'']

C'mon! You come fight me in person, and I'll kick your ass! Come on!

...have a good day. Anse- when you- meet me in person.

==MC CWC responds==
<center>
{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = MC CWC responds
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Po0EdTs0MpY}}
| Stardate = 29 October 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:sexn.png]] [[Kacey]] [[Image:music.png]] Music
| previous = [[SHE_IS_MINE_NOW#Original video from the real Chris| BACK THE FUCK OFF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU]]
| next = [[My_Half_of_A_Whole_New_World_for_Kacey#CChanSonichu CWC responds| My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey]]
}} </center>

{{quote|Then I'm gonna turn you into a murder statistic,
Because, bitch 
I'm High-Fucking-Functioning-Autistic|MC CWC, being '''fucking ill.'''}}

===Transcript===
[[Image:Ian responds to MC CWC.jpg|thumb|Ian's comments on Chris's Response.]]
Kacey, you understand, this… this Ian, this… you do not want anything to have to do with him. I will win you back! I promise!

And another thing, I am gonna show you who is the real, who is the real better, talented CWC, in order to, in order to get you back! Cuz I will have you back, bay-bee! I miss you!

Here he is MC – the MC CWC, throwin’ down his favorite rhymes y’all! Yeah, okay.

[''The beat from [[Wikipedia:Eminem|Eminem's]] "[[Wikipedia:My Name Is|My Name Is]]" begins playing (yes, just the beat, because the Real Chris can actually play songs with the lyrics cut out)'']

''Kacey doesn’t love you – it’s true! 
''I checked her email this Tuesday at seven-oh-two 
''She has more apprehension than someone like you 
''Having his [[semen]], and [[recycling|drinking it too]] 
''In orange [[CWC Cola|Fanta, chocolate syrup]], you just can’t refuse 
''Mothafuckas online think that it cannot be true 
''But you prove them wrong, bottoms-up is yo motto 
''So it slides down yo throat, like a melty gelato 
''Wearin’ that bathrobe, like greener than avocado 
''Mashed up in a bathtub, infested with live mold 
''Your shower got a problem with that, so I been told 
''In fact I’ve seen it – you’re twenty-seven years old! 
''You get [[CWCFlyingElephants|naked on camera and dance around like ten-fold]] 
''Fuck you, nigga – you makin’ my head explode 
''You know, with the stop-this and the stop-that 
''And the [[Nudes|expose of your ass-crack]] 
''On the camera, it was so wack 
''Look like Jack Black, on your last track 
''Mothafucka, I’ve never tried kickin’ an ass this hard 
''But I’mmabout to chew up and spit y’all over one million yards 
''I’ll take yo picture and send it to yo bodyguard 
''Now everybody yeah, sing along 

''Now everybody drawin’ the [[comic]] pages for ages 
''The sages of rage, and the age of contagion’s voracious 
''And pages, like the mothafuckin plague is 
''Upon a plantation and faces just can’t explain this 

''Sorry – didn’t understand that? 
''Understand my ass-crack! 
''I’m [[Wikipedia:Back in Black|back in black]] – and so’s my battery 
''Runs on [[Wikipedia:AC/DC|AC/DC]], 
''You don’t deserve to listen to a band so legendary, 
''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|Get the FUCK off]] of Kacey, 
''Blaze me? You’re pasty! 
''You can’t stop me, or block me, or amaze me. 
''You won’t even [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler|come to the rescue]], ‘cuz you’re lazy! 
''It doesn’t phase me that you’re crazy, 
''‘Cuz if I see you try to contain me, 
''Then when I kick your ass, and salt and shake thee 

''I’m gonna rip off 
''Your four-inch 
''[[Duck|Deformed dick]] 

''[[BlueSpike#Max|Shove it up your ass]] 
''Like a certain 
''[[Medallion of fail|Medallion]] 

''Then I’m gonna turn you into 
''A murder 
''Statistic 

''Because, bitch, 
''I’m High-Fucking-Functioning-Autistic. 

''Out! 

Yeah. M’kay. Yeah yeah, yeah, m’kay, yeah you listen to that and you take in the words from that.

Peace, and have a good day.

==See also==
*[[A-U-T-I-S-M]]
*[[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!]]|nextlink=[[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]|}}
{{Music Videos}}
{{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}

[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category: Videos with RAGE]]
[[Category: Yo! CWC Raps]]

Talk:I Pimp My Ride.MOV

2010-05-08T07:10:31Z

Menth: /* Performance style */

Tried to transcribe dis bitch, I have no idea what he says before he say pimp my ride. Feel free to improve on it. Why I'm doing this and not sleeping is quite the mystery. --[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 07:02, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

You did a better job then I did I half the time couldn't understand him [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]

* He's saying "I did spend a bit of dough on my grill" but stutters before that. Dough means money and grill usually refers to shiny gold tooth caps that the rappers wear, or one's face ("he was all up in my grill"), and not one's gaming console. Also "ride" never refers to a game controller, or a Lego car, no matter what you do to it. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 07:23, 5 May 2010 (UTC), white guy
** You see Mr Anaconda, you are using logic, not Chris-chan logic.
*** You got it right Anonymous. If Chris heard someone looking Badass say it, he will use it as his new magical mantra. That's how this pimp rolls. (Yes, I am white as snow). [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:02, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

==Well==

I couldn't help but fucking lol. Chris semi-permanently damaged his most prized posession. It's like if the trolls convinced him to destroy the [[Blanca|medallion]] or got him to give up the monthly tugboat. Too bad Chris appears to use a cable to access the intertubes or this would have been perfect. I am pleased. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:50, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

*Also, LOOK AT THOSE TITS GODDAMN. They're actually bigger than some girls I know. Additionally: LOOK AT THAT BALD GODDAMN. And his accent, and how smug he is that he "beat" the trolls, and, and, and just everything. Just fucking everything. This is definitely one of the funniest videos in a while. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:50, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

:*Fucking Lol. Taking all bets on how long it takes him to figure out he no longer has internet.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 08:59, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Well, he was able to upload this video, so like I said before he probably has a cable for his PS3. Not that it's at all possible to tell in the landfill he calls his room. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:00, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*I think he's using his digital camera. The PSEye, it would seem, has finally been laid to rest. This being the Case he probably won't notice until he tries to buy more useless shit on PSN, and discovers that he can't sign on. That will be the most delicious moment of all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 09:03, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*The PSeye can be seen in the background, still mounted on his TV. However, it could be broken, and he might just be holding onto it because he's a packrat. --[[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 09:23, 5 May 2010
:::::*Chris did say that his parents are packrats (ie. hoarders), so it's logical that Chris would hold onto something even after it's no longer able to function. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:12, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

:For some reason i feel this video falls under chris and race. Maybe is him trying to sound "Gangsta", but either way its still creepy.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:18, 7 May 2010 (UTC)

Man, Chris-chan is a stupid little bitch. Let's go for something more than his fucking PS3.
If he wants to be a little ignorant dumbass and go "PIMP MY RIDE! PIMP MY RIDE"

- Captainult

Jesus fucking christ. Chris' videos always make me want to facepalm, but a mixture of cringing and bile fascination keeps me watching them the whole way through. In the end, I'm left with my mouth agape, and only a minute or two after watching the video do I start to react. Fucking hell, legos on a video game controller as an assertion of his victory. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 15:51, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

== How come the first thing I noticed ==

...was that he's wearing a decade old t-shirt from high school? --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 10:42, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

*The first thing I noticed was his massive, enormous tits.--[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 11:05, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
**Me too. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 14:47, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:* Do we have a vintage photo of him in the T-Shirt? It would do a great Before/After shot for the Obesity page. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:02, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
::* Shit, that rack. --18:55, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:::* I remember back on /cwc/ where we had a discussion about Chris's weight and most people agreed that Chris couldn't get any fatter because his high metabolism prevents his body from gaining any more weight. This latest video has proven us all wrong. He has certainly gotten fatter since the last video, and his enormous manboobs are proof of that. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:23, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
::::* Considering 1) he's nearing 30 and his metabolism should be bottoming out soon and 2) he can't "parkay" for more than 5 minutes without having a fucking heart attack, we can only expect him to get fatter and fatter. --[[User:DonB|DonB]] 19:20, 7 May 2010 (UTC)

==Performance style==
this video isn't really "crazy" i think we need a new one called "smug" or something.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 14:43, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:I've never seen a sane person use Legos to indicate that he's pimped his ride. That seems pretty crazy to me.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:53, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:: To me it's not crazy, it's just very very stupid, and the video is more about him thinking he outsmarted the trolls, and in comparison to other videos this isn't really insane.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 15:47, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
::: You could call it Comeuppence? It'd look like this >:). It could also be applied to other acts of smugness like when he got his copyright certificate or the rollin' & trollin' video. I have no idea how to make one or implement it however. Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with computers [[User:Menth|Menth]] 20:41, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Comeuppence sounds just fine, I'd like to see how it <s>cums</s> comes out.--[[User:Kei|Kei]] 23:14, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::I envision the name to be more like "Victorious" and the face to be more like ^_^ --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:26, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::: Comeuppence is a CWCism though. Who's making it? I really have no idea how to do it otherwise I would. [[User:Menth|Menth]] 08:58, 6 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::: Yeah only it's a CWCism for semen, and I don't think Chris is cumming in these videos. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 09:44, 6 May 2010 (UTC)
: @Anonymax, he's clearly coming over these videos if not necessarily in them. I demand a new comeuppance category; the Liberal Democrats lost and I need cheering up. [[User:Menth|Menth]] 10:41, 7 May 2010 (UTC)
:Maybe this could fall under reason, though comeuppance would be a good category name.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:31, 7 May 2010 (UTC)

Made it & applied it to a few videos. Fuck knows how, I have a masters in theatre which strictly makes me a retard at anything useful. Opinions? [[User:Menth|Menth]] 07:10, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

==Art request==
Art request for this article; find an image of a busty chick and overlay it over Chris to show how big his tits are. Fuck. Chris is... Uhgh. He somehow seems to have lost weight in this video, but his tits are just massive. I guess that's why they call him Collosal Chris-Chan... -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 16:22, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
*Collosal Tits-Chan, even. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 19:56, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:*I like you, good sir. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:37, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

==Money==
Did someone lose some today?--[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 21:43, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

==Cable or WiFi?==

Does Chris actually use the wifi, or does he connect his PS3 with a cable? He seemed to know what the part he removed did, which leads me to favour the former. It's still hilarious. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:37, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:A quick view of the [[Chris humps his PS3|PS3stiality video]] seems to show a cable plugged in to the back of the console. It looks like an ethernet cable, but someone who actually owns a PSTriple might be more qualified to know if the position of the ethernet socket on the console matches the cable we see on the video. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:47, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
* Given the fact that he knowingly states that he removed the wi-fi, I would venture a guess that he does indeed use a cable. Without being able to connect to his PSN, he can't impulse buy any more needless crap for his PS3. The real test will be weather he can remove the entire bug in his system ;) --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 19:57, 5 May 2010 (EST)
:Well I assumed that he uses a cable now, I was more trying to prove that he has always used a cable rather than just converting to using it now he has removed the Wi-Fi adapter. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:01, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

Red Letter CWC Certified Day

2010-05-08T06:35:18Z

Menth:

[[Image:SonichuCertificate.jpg|thumb|TRUE and ORIGINAL copyright of a [[Lie|TRUE and ORIGINAL]] character]]

'''11122009 Red Letter CWC Certified Day''' is a video uploaded on 12 [[November 2009]] in which [[Chris]] proudly displays the certificate of his registration of the name, "[[Sonichu]]", which he received in the mail earlier that day. He is extremely jubilant and smug in this video, in stark contrast to 11 November's [[CWC is Sad]] in which he (''supposedly'') wept over the loss of [[Kacey]]. This is Chris's first [[Captain's Log]] since mid [[October 2009|October]].

Despite him having registered [[Sonichu]], it still stands that if he tries to publish anything ''Sonichu''-related, he will be in trouble. The comics themselves contain content that is already copyrighted, and the abortion that is Sonichu would be EXTREMELY hard to defend in a court of law, due to being confusingly similar to [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].

Nevertheless, Chris waves the certificate as proof that he is the [[CChanSonichuCWC|TRUE and HONEST CWC]]. The resilience of his ego remains astonishing. Even after the sustained stress inflicted by the drama with Kacey and Liquid Chris, one piece of paper is all it takes to confirm that he is right, the trolls are wrong, and he is back on his way to a successful career as a comic artist/game designer/genius auteur. This proves that either Chris's spirit is indomitable or that he cared so little about Kacey that the loss of their relationship meant nothing to him. [[Ego|Guess which.]]

Also notable is that the [[Medallion of Fail]] has made its less-than-triumphant return, suggesting that a number of the previous videos were not TRUE and HONEST. (It's more likely, however, that Chris simply forgot about the medallion rule during that period of time.)

The video features another demonstration of Chris's ignorance of the national anthem. He appears to be attempting a bastard hybrid of "Hail to the Chief" and "My Country, 'Tis of Thee", but, whatever it is, it bears [[Fail|no resemblance whatsoever]] to "The Star-Spangled Banner." His complete ignorance of American patriotic songs was [[Apology for 9/11 Joke|heard before in this video]].

'''SPOILER:''' Registering a fan character won't get you [[china]].

== Video ==
{{quote|IT IS OFFICIAL, Y'ALL! So, you Damn, Dirty Trolls Can Suck Your Own "IT"! (:D}}
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Red Letter CWC Certified Day
| image = {{#ev:youtube|yJl4KhoLLZc}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 12 November 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = {{Comeuppance.png|text}}
| Saga = [[Image:Clyde_saga.png]] [[Clyde]] Saga [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Refereeshirt.PNG]] The Referee
| previous = [[CWC is sad]]
| next = [[14 November 2009]]
}}</center>

=== Transcript ===
[''Chris is in a perky mood. He is once again sporting his [[medallion]] and [[pedo-glasses]].]

Ah, [[Captain's Log]], Stardate November 12, 2009. It's now time for fan mail—well, not much fan mail, as it is, but a little something from the Virginia Library of Congress!

[''He holds an envelope up to the camera, with a return address from the United States Copyright Office.]

Let's take a look inside, shall we?

[''The camera wobbles wildly as Chris fumbles with the envelope. His pair of [[Plush Breasts]] is briefly visible.'']

Hm, whaddaya know? [''Removing glasses''] All the [[trolls]] have been lying after all! They have no registration.

[''He holds the "Certificate of Registration" up to the camera.'']

Read it and weep! Hm. But anyway, the signature, the seal, and a registration number...and the titles, and everything, this will be scanned and uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] today! So, ha! Middle finger to you, you damn trolling bastards!

[''He flips the bird at the camera.'']
[[Image:Ianfuckfail.jpg|thumb|How does one fail at showing the middle finger?]]
You can die and rot in hell, [[Clyde]]! You too, [[CChanSonichuCWC|Chris]]. Sorry, Kacey, but...that son of a bitch [[Lie|ain't got nothin' now]]. Oh, also, something else, you know?

[''He waves the letter around in front of the camera some more.'']

Front... and back! Information!

[''He points his index finger at...something.'']

So there! I am a true, I am the true, I am the man! I am the real creator! I am...Christian Weston Chandler, first name Christopher, Spanish nickname Ricardo, of [[Ruckersville, Virginia]]. In the United States of America.

[''He performs a half-assed Cub Scout salute and begins singing, very badly.'']

"Hail thee, to the president, by gah-[''presumably trying to figure the word while saying it; video skips'']her 'tis of thee..." Okay, I don't know the words, but I am being patriotic here!

So everybody have a good day. And more stuff is to come, so keep it [''video skips''] and praying and that you will get it. Have a great day.

== Remixes ==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu's Copyright Has just been revoked
| video = {{#ev:youtube|KeCnTMpFqkE}}
| Stardate = 12 November 2009
| Maker = IBAClydeCash
| Subject = [[Chris]]
| Video Type = Remix
}}

==See also==
*[[Chris and copyright]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC is sad]]|nextlink=[[14 November 2009]]|}}
{{Captain's Log}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

No More Jokes

2010-05-08T06:13:32Z

Menth:

[[Image:Spiderman cash 2.jpg|thumb|right|An artist's interpretation of the epic love that can not be.]]

'''No More Jokes''' is a 5 [[November 2009]] video in which [[Chris]] not very dramatically reveals the true face of [[Clyde Cash]], just few days after telling us [[it will never end]]. Not surprisingly, this revelation has had absolutely no effect on Clyde.

== Video (SFW Version) ==

{{quote|Die, Clyde, Die!}}

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = The Chronicles of Chris-chan: No More Heroes
| image = {{#ev:youtube|BRapwKYcXVQ}}
| Stardate = November 5th, 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = {{Comeuppance.png|text}}
| Saga = {{Clyde}} [[Clyde]] Saga
| Other = {{Audio}} Audio
| previous = [[51 50]]
| next = [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You]]
}}
</center>

== Transcript ==
[[Image:GaySpiderMan.jpg|thumb|What a twist!]]

[''Shot of some sheets of paper covered in Chris's scrawled handwriting. The bottom of the computer monitor is also in the shot'']

I have run out of [[Twin Falling Towers|good humor]], so now it's time for the... uh, terrible!

[''Camera pans up to the computer screen, revealing an easily Googled shot of "Clyde" in a compromising position with a [[homos|gay]] Spiderman'']

There's the picture...

[''Chris holds the camera on the computer screen in silence for ten seconds'']

[[For Julie's Eyes Only|Ugh!]] [[Fapcup|Disgusting!]]

==See also==
*[[Secret Weapon]]
*[[:Image:GaySpiderMan.jpg|The image Chris believes to be Clyde]]

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs5SASoq_vg Response from Clyde]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?mjjndwg2tz2 NSFW video download]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[11042009 51 50|51 50]]|nextlink=[[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You]]|}}
{{Troll Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

It will never end

2010-05-08T06:05:20Z

Menth:

'''It will never end''' is a video uploaded on 1 [[November 2009]]. Once again, Chris shows us his talent in photo manipulation and collage. Sadly, those two precious skills don't seems to faze [[Clyde Cash]]. Chris's desire to spam [[YouTube]] with these useless videos indefinitely in the hope of getting back to Clyde proves us his level of maturity. This video has become COMPLETELY overshadowed by the [[Twin Falling Towers|other video Chris uploaded that night.]]

==Video==

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = It will never end
| image = {{#ev:youtube|-FrNae-Y9D8}}
| Stardate = November 1st, 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = {{Comeuppance.png|text}}
| Saga = {{Clyde}} [[Clyde]] Saga
| Other = {{Audio}} Audio
| previous = [[Twin Falling Towers]]
| next = [[Apology for 9/11 Joke]]
}}
</center>

===Transcript===
[''Close-up on a picture of [[Family Guy|Brian Griffin]] peeing with Clyde and Spiderman's heads poorly shopped in. Chris is still using his pathetic Strong Bad impression.'']

And don't you dare celebrate just yet! I'm still going! GHA HA HA HAA! [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|YOU ARE WEEEAK MR. CLYDE CASH, YOU ARE WEAK!]]

HAAAAH

HAAAAH

[''Chris flips off the screen'']

HAAAAH

==See also==
*[[No More Jokes|The end]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Twin Falling Towers]]|nextlink=[[Apology for 9/11 Joke]]|}}
{{Troll Videos}}
{{Clyde Saga}}
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Twin Falling Towers

2010-05-08T06:02:42Z

Menth:

{{Quote|Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency?|Army Special Counsel Joseph Nye Welch, talking about the Manchild}}

'''Twin Falling Towers''' is a video uploaded on 1 [[November 2009]]. In this video, Chris proves once and for all he's an insensitive bastard by mocking ''the 9/11 terror attacks on the World Trade Center'' in his plan to blackmail [[Clyde]]. [[April 16 Fetish Vids | Sick]], [[CWCFlyingElephants | bizarre]], [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|tasteless]] and completely [[For Julie's Eyes Only | unexpected]] - in other words, classic Chris-chan.

This incident proves to us not only that Clyde Cash remains unfazed by Chris's previous intimidation attempts, but also that Chris himself is a morally bankrupt lunatic who would go so far as to mock a national tragedy in order to advance a personal vendetta, and it has been speculated that this video might even lead to him becoming the star player in a real-life game of [[Kick the Autistic]], featuring an all-star opposition drawn from the ranks of the "Semper Fi" Brotherhood. Many believed that Chris must have been motivated by a [[Troll|trusted friend]] into creating such a video for the express purpose of causing Chris to embarrass himself for our amusement, but there has been no evidence to support this theory. Chris just managed to do something so horrible that it was difficult to believe, even for him.

Chris has since removed the video from his account; thankfully quite a few of [[YouTube|youtubers]] saved the video at [[Sonic|sonic-running speed]]!

==Video==
This video was put in the [[Random-access humor|Comedy]] category. Good job, Chris.

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Twin Falling Towers
| image = {{#ev:youtube|JRvoNe8_584}}
| Stardate = November 1st, 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = {{Comeuppance.png|text}}
| Saga = {{Clyde}} [[Clyde]] Saga
| Other = {{Audio}} Audio
| previous = [[I AM STRONG]]
| next = [[It will never end]]
}}
</center>

===Transcript===
[''Close up on an image of the World Trade Center before its destruction. Fragments of the photo of "Clyde", that Chris has been using this whole time, are visible through the silhouette of the towers. Laid over the image is a pointing cursor -- we are looking at a picture displayed on a computer screen.'']

Well now, [[Clyde Cash|Mister Clyde]]...your toime and rutches...your fame and fortune shall fall just like these twin towers! They go crumbling down, with an airplane!

[''Chris moves the cursor towards the "towers."'']

Nyerrrrrrr! Pffff!

[''Chris wiggles the cursor around the "towers" to give the impression that they have exploded. He then does a horrible imitation of Strong Bad from Homestar Runner.'']

You are weeeeeeeak! [[I AM STRONG|I'm the strong wunnnnnn]]! You are going down Mister Clyde Cash! Gnrrrrrr!

==Liquid Chris responds==
[[Liquid Chris|Our Hero]] spotted the video not long after it was posted and offered a brief response reflecting the feelings of many observers.

{{Quote|HOW could You MOCK the ALMOST THREE THOUSAND PEOPLE who DIED in the Nine-Eleven Plane Attacks!? I WILL SHOW THIS TO KACEY, AND SHE WILL KICK YOUR ASS AND I WILL HELP.

Please Die,

CWC|YouTube comment from [[Liquid Chris]]}}

He made another comment a few minutes later.

{{Quote|And Another Thing, KACEY is from a MILITARY FAMILY. Now you are Doomed.

CWC|Liquid Chris, on how [[IBA]] further ruined any chances of getting to [[Kacey]]'s [[china]]}}

It's safe to assume that we can expect a bunch of Marines to be waiting outside of [[14 Branchland Court]] any day now...

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Super-Autistic-Man : Trailer
| video = {{#ev:youtube|LjpmWbHkerc}}
| Stardate = 2 November 2009
| Maker = AnimuAnimalia
| Subject = [[Chris]]
| Video Type = lol wut
}}

==See also==
*[[Apology for 9/11 Joke]]
*[[Chris and death]]
*[[Random-access humor]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[I AM STRONG]]|nextlink=[[It will never end|It Will Never End]]|}}
{{Troll Videos}}

{{Clyde Saga}}

[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Getting Foam Ed

2010-05-08T06:00:54Z

Menth:

[[Image:GaySpiderMan.jpg|thumb|right|The original image Chris spent over 9000 hours editing in MS Paint.]]
'''Getting Foam Ed''' is the fourth video [[Chris]] made in the [[Fail|attempt]] to blackmail [[Clyde Cash]], uploaded on 31 [[October 2009]]. Chris shows us his ability of copying (poorly) the style of ''[[South Park]]'' and his skills for editing pictures. For some reason, after desecrating ''[[Monty Python]]'' once more, he issued the claim that he's going to do "[[CWC 30 Push Ups|a bunch of good pushups.]]" We can safely expect that he did not consult his physician before engaging in this regimen of exercises.
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==Video==
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{{Infobox/video
| name = Getting Foam Ed
| image = {{#ev:youtube|ckL08z25Ho0}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 31 October 2009
| Maker = [[Chris]]
| Performance Style = {{Comedy}} Comedy {{Comeuppance.png|text}}
| Saga = {{Clyde}} Clyde Saga
| Other = {{Audio}} Audio
| previous = [[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]
| next = [[CWC 30 Push Ups]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===
"Live from somewhere, it's good morning... Somewhere and they are live as, [[Clyde Cash|Mr Cash]] and his friend are getting Jonas Brothered in their face and also, he likes to peeeeeeee, he has that fetish. Why do you think I used that picture in the first one? Anyway and now for somecummpentydifferent stay tuned for [[Monty Python|somecummpentydifferent]] — a bunch of good [[CWC 30 Push Ups|pushyups!]]

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Clyde is Weaker than Water

2010-05-08T05:51:25Z

Menth:

[[Image:Cwcstrongman.JPG|thumb|Check out ''these'' muscles!]][[Clyde is Weaker than Water]] is the third video threatening [[Clyde Cash]], uploaded by [[Chris]] on 30 [[October 2009]]. The proper use of still in the current video helps the intimidation factor since we don't see Chris straining with effort on this one.

Chris also shows that he can lift a chair (the same feat of strength and the same chair appeared in an old [[Power|video]]) and reveals that he is "repulsed" by "shirtless dudes" with "ugly pecs", advising them to wear a "[[muscle bra]]" (whether this is because Chris is a [[JERKS|self-hating male]] or overly muscled guys remind him of his latent [[Homos|homosexual]] urges remains to be seen).

Note how [[Mass Debating|his right arm appears slightly larger than his left]], go figure. Also of note in this video, we see that Chris's [[hair]]line has receded even more noticeably than before. At his current rate of follicle failure, his [[My Little Ponies]] may soon have to depend on manes of the pubic variety. Another thing Chris [[fail]]s at is coming up with a slanderous title: in martial arts, one of the most common advices is to "be like water", soft like a calm stream, but also strong like a thundering waterfall, and Chris is implying that Clyde is, essentially, as skilled at fighting as a martial artist. Not to mention, water is technically "strong" if you consider all the crap it "holds up."
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==Video==
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{{Infobox/video
| name = Clyde is Weaker than Water
| image = {{#ev:youtube|ZZIyR8bWvRs}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 30 October 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|IBA_Chandler]]
| Performance Style = {{Comedy}} Comedy {{Comeuppance.png|text}}
| Saga = {{Clyde}} Clyde Saga
| Other = {{Audio}} Audio
| previous = [[SHE_IS_MINE_NOW#Ian's video| SHE IS MINE NOW]]
| next = [[Getting Foam Ed]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===

Huh! Look at Mr. [[Clyde Cash]] now! Heh! His muscles are so weak, they fall right down. Look at that, he's so weak and feeble. Heh, look at him. And you know what, I highly recommend this to every dude who goes around shirtless: wear a [[muscle bra]]. Because nobody, and I mean nobody wants to see your dog-gone ugly pecs, they're so ugly and repulsive, ugh... creeps everybody out.

But anyway, you wanna see real muscles, check these out. [''The image changes to several photos of Chris [[fail|flexing]], the final one of him holding an office chair above his head with a strained look on his face. Chris does a very poor a capella rendition of "[[Wikipedia:The_Final_Countdown_(song)|The Final Countdown]]" throughout.'']

But anyway, enough said about me. This guy is really weak. Stay tuned for another ''piece''.

==See also==
*[[30 Push-Ups]]
*[[Power]]
*[[Sports bra photo series]]
*[[I AM STRONG]]

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgetytXwyxE WATER IS GOOD], the response from Clyde
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ClydeGoingOnGregg1

2010-05-08T05:46:34Z

Menth:

[[ClydeGoingOnGregg1]] is the first of [[Chris]]'s many planned threats against [[Clyde Cash|Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays]], where he threatens to [[Fail|blackmail]] Clyde by revealing aspects of his personal life on 27 [[October 2009]]. The only evidence in this first video is a low-res picture of a man's head. Note that Chris seriously believes he's playing with fire, and thinks that trolls will instantly turn upon their [[Clyde Cash|Glorious Leader]] simply by seeing an undecipherable picture of his head shopped onto a Calvin and Hobbes panel.

==Video==
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{{Infobox/video
| name = ClydeGoingOnGregg1
| image = {{#ev:youtube|xSCCfXFWM18}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 27 October 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = {{Comeuppance.png|text}}
| Saga = {{Clyde}} Clyde Saga
| Other = {{Audio}} Audio
| previous = [[To_Clyde_Gregg#Another_One_for_Clyde_Gregg| Another One for Clyde Gregg]]
| next = [[For Chris II]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===
[Image of low res-head of some white guy, shopped onto the famous image of Calvin (of ''Calvin and Hobbes'') peeing is held up to the camera.]

[[Trolls]] of the internet. Remember this, as this is the face of your supposed leader: Clyde Cash. Now this is just a small [[Speech Impediment|foretaste]] of the beginning of his downfall. There is more to this though... Photoshopped picture, than meets the eye. For every day he does not upload a good satisfactory video, with the promise, and his tell-all details, I will reveal more and more of this. And the- more and more of the background Until it is fully- until it is fully exposed.

So there. Clyde, you have another 12... 24 hours.

==Description==
Clyde's FIRST ATTEMPT WAS SHORT, LAME and NOT SATISFACTORY. HE WORE A PAPER MASK; HE spoke too fast to comprehend.

HE IS WEAK AND FEEBLE.

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To Clyde Gregg

2010-05-08T05:44:49Z

Menth:

"'''To Clyde Gregg'''" is a video in which [[Christian Weston Chandler]] attempts to blackmail [[Clyde Cash]] by threatening to post a video he has of Clyde (which is unlikely) by making him post a video showing his true face and telling him that he'll stop trolling Chris and his friends (of which he has none). The video was uploaded on 27 [[October 2009]].

==Video==
Throughout this video, he constantly censors himself, which is pointless, since he's [[rage|cussed]] plenty of times. This is possibly a reference to ''[[Brutal Legend|Brütal Legend]]'', which features a censored mode. The song playing in the background is "[[Wikipedia:The_Final_Countdown_(song)|The Final Countdown]]" by the Swedish rock band Europe.
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| name = To Clyde Gregg
| image = {{#ev:youtube|gGKu_wGTt9E}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 27 October 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = {{Comeuppance.png|text}}
| Saga = [[Image:clyde_saga.png]] Clyde Saga
| Shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}
| previous = [[For_Kacey_II| For Kacey II]]
| next = [[To_Clyde_Gregg#Another One for Clyde Gregg| Another One for Clyde Gregg]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===
Ahh. This -- to Mr. Clyde Clash, Gregg Mays, or as I may well call you: Clyde Gregg Cash-Mays. Or even Clyde Mays or Gregg Cash. Anyway this message is for you [''holds remote control to head, "The Final Countdown" by Europe begins playing'']. I have something of major importance that I think you would not like shared upon the Internet. [''sings''] [[Random-access humor|''Ooh, the itsy-bitsy friendly neighborhood spider went up the water spout.'']]

Yeah. So if you do not want me to share that video with anybody, in video or even just a better picture form, here is my, here is my demand: I demand you make a tell-all video of where you tell us who you really are, your real name and where you actually live. Show us your driver's license, any I you may even censor your customer number that's on, that would be presented on there. And tell us any other information about yourself that of, is of importance. And I want a promise: a promise, hands facing the camera like this: [''holds sweaty manchild hands in front of camera, fingers outstretched''] that you will stop and never ever again bother me, Christian Weston Chandler or my [[Chandler Family Tree|family]], friends and [[Kimmi|acquaintances]]. And, with that, never bother me, my friends, my family, as well as my acquaintances.

But important, anyway here's the deal. Do the video with ALL THAT. Tell tell us about tell us about the truth about yourself and show us your real face. And make thee promises. Hand to [[Godjesus|God.]] Make the promises. And I will delete all traces of that picture and the video from my hard drives. Otherwise if you do not respond by the deadline which I will be giving to you in just a moment or that you deny may be the thing you say you will not do it, THEN I will be sharing that video with the picture in it on a secondary YouTube account.

I know you, you're just a pussy... you're just a [[China|pussy]]. You're just a dang lowlife. You do not deserve to live you mother-BEEPer. You hide behind your mother's skirt. You just you just call just call your own BEEPin' sanctuary your the basement of which you dwell in. You damn dirty BEEP jerk troll. [''sighs''] Anyway, here is the deadline. Tuesday, October 27th, 11:30 PM Eastern Standard Time. If I do not hear by hear from you by then, or... if I do not hear from you by then or if you tell me you will not do it then, it's share time. Otherwise, if you do the video as such, I promise, [[Chris and religion|hand to God, and hand on the Bible]] [''places hand on Bible''] that I will delete all traces of the picture and video from my hard drives.

I'll leave you with that. Aside from the first warning in the email which you may not have read because I have got word that you may not check your email on a daiwy basis, this is your final warning. [''makes [[Claw of Failure|emphatic hand gesture with upturned fingers]]''] And all and we will know soon enough by 11:30 tomorrow night. I bid you good day, and to everybody else who is true and loyal and [[Honest content|honest]], peace to y'all and stay safe. Thank you.

==Another One for Clyde Gregg==
'''Another One for Clyde Gregg''' is a video Chris posted later on the same day. After Gregg Mays uploaded a response following To Clyde Gregg, Chris made a sudden unprecedented move in responding.
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| name = Another One for Clyde Gregg
| image = {{#ev:youtube|TaN9NOa66Pc}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 27 October 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = {{Comeuppance.png|text}}
| Saga = [[Image:clyde_saga.png]] Clyde Saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Greenstripedshirt2.PNG]] Green Striped
| previous = [[To_Clyde_Gregg#Video| To Clyde Gregg]]
| next = [[ClydeGoingOnGregg1| ClydeGoingOnGregg1]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===
Mmm. Just a follow-up here for Clyde Cash or Gregg Mays, as he is also known as. I have uh, just been informed... by my... noticable person... that all the trolls are more loyal to [[Jack Thaddeus]] than you. So you — so you really are nothing more than a lowlife. So you ''will'' do as I ask and do your all — your tell all video with the promise, and continue on with the promise, or I will release that photograph. Live in peace, or in distress. Make your choice. [''gets close to camera, makes dramatic hand gesture''] At least the other choice is not [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|TO DIE]].

==See also==
*[[ClydeGoingOnGregg1]]

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Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!

2010-05-08T05:41:31Z

Menth:

'''Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!''' is another video posted by [[Chris]] in his [[Fail|attempt]] to blackmail [[Gregg Mays]] into revealing his identity. It was uploaded on 28 [[October 2009]], one day after [[ClydeGoingOnGregg1]].

Though it's unknown why his latest picture involves two girls making out, with one of them having a Spider-Man head shopped on, it is likely that the picture of the two women may be acting as a cover for a larger, far more exciting picture underneath involving Spider-Man. Now isn't that exciting?

==Video==
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Clyde's Latest Video is LAME-ASS! You Trolls see now how WEAK he REALLY IS! }}
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!
| image = {{#ev:youtube|lYScie0PvdI}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 28 October 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = {{Comedy}} Comedy {{Comeuppance.png|text}}
| Saga = {{Clyde}} Clyde Saga
| Other = {{Audio}} Audio
| previous = [[For Chris II]]
| next = [[SHE IS MINE NOW]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===

[''A picture of two presumably drunk, partially undressed girls making out is held up to the camera. Spider-Man's head has been pasted on top of the one on the bottom. The photo is captioned "Hope your weekend is as cool as this".'']

Alright, viewers at home, we are viewing the second piece of the puzzle, or should I say, the photograph. [[Clyde Cash|Mr. Clyde]] is doing something to do with his buddy, Matt... who is really [[Virgin with rage|getting SUPER LAID HERE!]] Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Ahh. Another 24 hours before the next piece of the photograph is revealed, stay tuned.

==The pictures==
[[Image:College Humor.jpg|left|thumb|Even this can be ruined...]][[Image:GaySpiderMan.jpg|thumb|...with a little hint of this.]]

Chris took "Perhaps the best picture on College Humor" — the most well-known image that [http://www.collegehumor.com said website] has ever produced — and crudely Shopped some [[homo]] Spider-Man's head onto it. Welp.

==See also==

*[[Secret Weapon]]
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Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!

2010-05-08T05:40:39Z

Menth:

'''Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!''' is another video posted by [[Chris]] in his [[Fail|attempt]] to blackmail [[Gregg Mays]] into revealing his identity. It was uploaded on 28 [[October 2009]], one day after [[ClydeGoingOnGregg1]].

Though it's unknown why his latest picture involves two girls making out, with one of them having a Spider-Man head shopped on, it is likely that the picture of the two women may be acting as a cover for a larger, far more exciting picture underneath involving Spider-Man. Now isn't that exciting?

==Video==
{{quotebox|
Clyde's Latest Video is LAME-ASS! You Trolls see now how WEAK he REALLY IS! }}
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!
| image = {{#ev:youtube|lYScie0PvdI}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 28 October 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = {{Comedy}} Comedy {{Comeuppance.png|text}
| Saga = {{Clyde}} Clyde Saga
| Other = {{Audio}} Audio
| previous = [[For Chris II]]
| next = [[SHE IS MINE NOW]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===

[''A picture of two presumably drunk, partially undressed girls making out is held up to the camera. Spider-Man's head has been pasted on top of the one on the bottom. The photo is captioned "Hope your weekend is as cool as this".'']

Alright, viewers at home, we are viewing the second piece of the puzzle, or should I say, the photograph. [[Clyde Cash|Mr. Clyde]] is doing something to do with his buddy, Matt... who is really [[Virgin with rage|getting SUPER LAID HERE!]] Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Ahh. Another 24 hours before the next piece of the photograph is revealed, stay tuned.

==The pictures==
[[Image:College Humor.jpg|left|thumb|Even this can be ruined...]][[Image:GaySpiderMan.jpg|thumb|...with a little hint of this.]]

Chris took "Perhaps the best picture on College Humor" — the most well-known image that [http://www.collegehumor.com said website] has ever produced — and crudely Shopped some [[homo]] Spider-Man's head onto it. Welp.

==See also==

*[[Secret Weapon]]
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Rollin' and Trollin'

2010-05-08T05:37:01Z

Menth:

'''Rollin' and Trollin'''' (more like '''The Strange Case of Dr CWC and Mr Virgin With Rage''') is a video of downtown [[CWCville]] (really downtown [[Charlottesville]]) uploaded on 17 [[July 2009]] in which Chris attempts [[Wikipedia:Andy Kaufman|Kaufmanesque humor]]. Notable is a video message to real life [[trolls]], including several [[CWCki]] editors. The video uses copyrighted music without permission, which is something that [[YouTube]] mutes videos for.

[[Chris]] has changed his look to:
*normal hairstyle
*[[Krapple|a goatee]]
*sunglasses instead of large, square [[pedo glasses]]
*plain blue t-shirt and jeans
*navy blue sleeveless unbuttoned shirt over his t-shirt
*dog-collar bracelets
*his forearms appear to be covered in thick tattoos, compliments of the tattoo sleeve from the [[Fuck Quest|fuck quest]]
*no [[high school ring]]
*a chain with some dog tags, instead of his trademark [[Sonichu medallion]]

The lack of the high school ring and medallion suggested that Chris was not entirely TRUE and HONEST when he made this video, something that he indeed confirmed later. Chris also is continuing his pattern that started about a month before of sometimes not speaking clearly; however, his dialogue is especially unclear here at many parts.

In some parts of the video, his voice suddenly sounds like that of a man in his 20s, and even when his voice cracks to a high pitch, it sounds like video editing was done to deepen it. However, in other parts of the video, his voice starts cracking as it normally does, like a young boy's voice. No matter what, he still sounds like... well, an [[autistic]].

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Rollin' and Trollin'
| image = {{#ev:youtube|a4-LgbN-sHA}}
| Stardate = July 17th, 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Music.png]] Music, [[Trolls]]
| Performance Style = {{Comeuppance.png|text}}
| Shirt = [[Image:Trollinstyle.png]] Trollin' Style
| Other = [[Image:Live.png]] Live
| previous = [[A near public apology]]
| next = [[CWC Trollin More]]
}}

===Transcript===

''[Note: an [http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&gl=us&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=107843413913045677951.0004720130396776af50b&ll=38.030219,-78.480331&spn=0.006845,0.012757&t=h&z=17&lci=com.google.ugc.c752d13e87c4fbd7 annotated listing] of the locations featured in this video has been created on Google Maps.]''

''Christian Weston Chandler, Rollin’ and Trollin’''

[''Music, in the form of "Escape from the City" from Sonic Adventure 2, plays as Chris walks down the street'']

'''Chris''' ''imitating an announcer'': Hi we’re coming to you live from CWCville today. We’re over at the CWCville pavilion. The, uh, [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Hedgehog Boys]] and the, uh, master Christian mayor the, uh they for day, uh, come here every Friday night and, uh, and it draws a crowd, uh, and it’s very good y’know. [''Shimmys clumsily''] This gives me some, uh, business from amongst the population that comes around.

[''Music plays as Chris walks down the street'']

'''Chris''': Ah yes this is our graffiti wall in the mid- uh in the middle of the, uh, city of CWCville in the metropolis. The, uh, fee- the, uh, children are, uh, enjoying it obviously and this is also part of our beautification project in the city and we and I gotta say that the, uh, project just looks fantab- fantastic from here. It all looks very good. I tell you what. “Give me the liberty to know, to utter and to argue according to conscience above all liberties.”

[''Music plays while Chris goes to an elevator. 15 seconds of dead air time pass while he waits for the elevator to arrive while the music plays like it's the coolest thing in the world. The video is also even cut in between the elevator wait as the elevator took even longer to come. The music itself makes the dead air time seem like it's 2 minutes instead of 15 seconds. The music continues as he boards the elevator. The lift rises until they arrive at a car park on the top floor.'']

'''Cameraman''': So how do you feel about President [[Obama]] and his economic policies?

'''Chris''': I like it. It’s he’s doing a smash-up job of it and he’s, uh, getting everybody their money and, uh, getting everybody the bang for their buck.

'''Cameraman''': How do you feel about President Obama’s foreign policies with countries like Iran and Iraq?

'''Chris''': Hmmm. Yeah. I think he’s doin’ ok. You know, uh, establishing, uh, good communications and, uh, giving them what they, uh, require yeah he’s I think he’s doing a very good job with his, uh, foreign policies.

'''Cameraman''': President Obama, being a family man, what is your opinion on his character?

'''Chris''': I think he’s a regular stand up [[family guy]].

''During the Obama questions, Chris's voice pitch was in the style of how his voice becomes very high pitched when he lies.''

[''Music plays as Chris walks along talking and gesturing at the sky. They arrive at the Timberlake drug store.'']

'''Chris''': Ah yes the old Timberlake drug store. It’s been in the, uh, family for generations. The, uh, only, uh ss- generation that, uh, has not been able to run it is the one that went on to a singing career.

[''Outside a bar named Rapture. A clothing store called [[Vivian]]'s is clearly visible'']

'''Chris''': Alright well since the, uh, bar s- since the bar law has been repealed, the drinking law, the this here’s the first bar to open up. The, uh, Rapture, uh, in the city of CWCville. Ah also known by the nickname of, uh, R2.

[''Heart wipe. Chris strides along to music'']

'''Chris''': Over in downtown CWCville the honor the, uh, death of our dearly departed, uh, bodyguard of mine, [[Billy Mays]]. He sacrificed his life in an assassination attempt from m- from me and, uh, is doobly honored in downtown CWCville. We build this building. [''Camera pans to a derelict apartment block.''] To be completed in a few, uh, the towers n-, uh, the building the buildings will be the Billy Mays Tower and will serve as the new commercial site in the commercial center.

''And now some words to our fans''

'''Chris''': Hey Xantos (sic), man don’t ya be waggling that carton finger around at people. [''Flips off the camera''] Hey [[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]], you wish you were as cool as Dr Ivo Eggman. [''Punches the air, gives V-sign''] Tie day is groovy, maaan. PeachyKeen is always awesome [''V-sign turns into Shocker sign''] wasn’t just in a decade it’s forever. Ulala, now reporting for Space Channel 9, is that yoouu in that picture? Hey, Cosmos, you wish that I could feel ya’. Anthony Sullivan, you’re nothing without Billy Mays, you’re nothing with Billy Mays and if you want to talk about cock building look at Billy Mays memorial right behind me. Okay, El Misto, you don’t like my beard so much [''Camera zooms in on his chin''] I’ll tell you much it was a present form uncle Scrotor. Tez-manian Devil, some people have oily skin [''Camera zooms in on his forehead''] it doesn’t mean that their hygiene is bad. How about instead of the, uh, water that doesn’t work so well how about I rub you off my face! Hey double C D, yeah the Robotech Era is over Gundam overshadowed it. Arrrg, Neckbeardedone, quit lurking in ye shadows and step up and be a real troll. Hey [[User:RachmaninovDESU‎|Rachmaninov]] [''In air quotes''] stop dissing this chick. Man up will you? Captains log star date Velour Fog? Zap Brannigan? What’s the deal with that? I’d punch you in the face like Leela does. [''Swipes at the air''] Hey Morden, yeah we kissed but that’s not all: I hit that like the fist of an angry God.

''Thank you''

[''Music plays as Chris walks'']

[''In a park. Chris is wearing a pair of eye glasses over his eyes and a pair of sunglasses over his forehead'']

'''Chris''': Hey, I’m not near-sighted that was a rules [ruse]. If you want to see what they really do gimme a sec’. [''Puts glasses in front of the camera. With a whoosh and a hum, the scene becomes posterized in reds, purples, and greens, mimicking [[wikipedia:Predator (alien)|the infrared sight]] of the creatures from the ''Predator'' movies.'']

''A few thoughts on [[Optimus Prime]]''

'''Chris''': Yeah, Optimus Prime, uh, compurer, um, do not really care much for him, uh, I mean ever since the movie he’s always hanging around with Sam y'know. He’s always hanging around with kids. Somemany needs to call Chris Hansen.

''The final word about the greatest troll in history...''

Well the, uh, truth comes out. I’ve never been [[autistic]], I work 40 hours a week to support my parents, this has all been a trick, you have all been trolled.

[''Music plays while Chris does his victory lap'']

''Cast''

''Christian Weston Chandler as Himself''

''Special Thanks: The Field Agents of CWCVille’s Security Taskforce''

''The [[PVCC (board)|Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] ''

''Old Spice Swagger: The Scent of Confidence ''

''[[Hex Bawk|Microsoft’s X-Box 360]]''

''And the silly trolls everywhere, for the many lulz you have provided.''

==See also==
*[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]

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I Pimp My Ride.MOV

2010-05-08T05:34:10Z

Menth: Template added for comeuppance. Someone may want to check my tracks, I may have accidentally the CWCki.

[[Image:Pokeyman shirt CWC.jpg|thumb|right|Artist's depiction]]
'''I Pimp My Ride.MOV''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 5 [[May 2010]].

Some time earlier, [[CWCki]] prominently featured a page with chillingly detailed information on [[PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked|how easy it is to place bugging devices]] within [[PS3]]s. Not to be outdone by damn dirty [[troll]]s who keep stealing Chris's PSN accounts, Chris shows what he has done to curb further trolling: he has removed the the [http://www.eeshops.com/ps3-wifi-antenna-tyco-19039281-w400-p-528.html Wi-Fi antenna] from his PS3, thus making covert information transmission over WLAN much harder. (Technology analysts and other evil geeks at the CWCki page, however, remain unfazed by this claim.)

While relentlessly bragging about this technological tour-de-force and mocking his enemies with evil glee, Chris is wearing a never before seen, ill fitting [[Pokemon]] shirt in this video. The shirt reads "[[Books-A-Million]] Trainer", a post which he dubiously held circa [[2000]]; the shirt certainly ''looks'' that old. He proceeds to take out his PS3 keyboard controller (that has wheels taped on to it) and a [[Lego]] car, proclaiming he has "Pimped His Ride".

Chris's [[Son-chu|actual ride]] still remains unpimped at the moment.

==Video==
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===Transcript===
[[File:XzibitNotAmused.jpg|thumb|''Pimp My Ride'' host Xzibit's reaction to this video.]]
Hey yo [[trolls]]! You got nothing going on for ya, because you know what?

[''Chris proudly lifts the Wi-Fi antenna, thinking it is the bug.'']

I removed it. The Wi-Fi antenna! It gone! You ain’t getting on my PS3 anymo! You bunch of dumbasses! And yeah I p-did spend a bit of [[Chris and money|dough]] on my [[Fangs|grill]], but you know what? I'm no b-different from y’all! 'Cuz I like to [[Random-access humor|Pimp Mah Riiiiiiiiidddde!]]

[''Chris lifts his hands, showing a PS3 keyboard controller with taped on wheels in one, and a Lego car in the other.'']

[[Homo|I'm out]], peace!

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Talk:I Pimp My Ride.MOV

2010-05-07T10:41:37Z

Menth: /* Performance style */

Tried to transcribe dis bitch, I have no idea what he says before he say pimp my ride. Feel free to improve on it. Why I'm doing this and not sleeping is quite the mystery. --[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 07:02, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

You did a better job then I did I half the time couldn't understand him [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]

* He's saying "I did spend a bit of dough on my grill" but stutters before that. Dough means money and grill usually refers to shiny gold tooth caps that the rappers wear, or one's face ("he was all up in my grill"), and not one's gaming console. Also "ride" never refers to a game controller, or a Lego car, no matter what you do to it. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 07:23, 5 May 2010 (UTC), white guy
** You see Mr Anaconda, you are using logic, not Chris-chan logic.
*** You got it right Anonymous. If Chris heard someone looking Badass say it, he will use it as his new magical mantra. That's how this pimp rolls. (Yes, I am white as snow). [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:02, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

==Well==

I couldn't help but fucking lol. Chris semi-permanently damaged his most prized posession. It's like if the trolls convinced him to destroy the [[Blanca|medallion]] or got him to give up the monthly tugboat. Too bad Chris appears to use a cable to access the intertubes or this would have been perfect. I am pleased. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:50, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

*Also, LOOK AT THOSE TITS GODDAMN. They're actually bigger than some girls I know. Additionally: LOOK AT THAT BALD GODDAMN. And his accent, and how smug he is that he "beat" the trolls, and, and, and just everything. Just fucking everything. This is definitely one of the funniest videos in a while. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:50, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

:*Fucking Lol. Taking all bets on how long it takes him to figure out he no longer has internet.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 08:59, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Well, he was able to upload this video, so like I said before he probably has a cable for his PS3. Not that it's at all possible to tell in the landfill he calls his room. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:00, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*I think he's using his digital camera. The PSEye, it would seem, has finally been laid to rest. This being the Case he probably won't notice until he tries to buy more useless shit on PSN, and discovers that he can't sign on. That will be the most delicious moment of all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 09:03, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*The PSeye can be seen in the background, still mounted on his TV. However, it could be broken, and he might just be holding onto it because he's a packrat. --[[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 09:23, 5 May 2010
:::::*Chris did say that his parents are packrats (ie. hoarders), so it's logical that Chris would hold onto something even after it's no longer able to function. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:12, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

:For some reason i feel this video falls under chris and race. Maybe is him trying to sound "Gangsta", but either way its still creepy.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:18, 7 May 2010 (UTC)

Man, Chris-chan is a stupid little bitch. Let's go for something more than his fucking PS3.
If he wants to be a little ignorant dumbass and go "PIMP MY RIDE! PIMP MY RIDE"

- Captainult

Jesus fucking christ. Chris' videos always make me want to facepalm, but a mixture of cringing and bile fascination keeps me watching them the whole way through. In the end, I'm left with my mouth agape, and only a minute or two after watching the video do I start to react. Fucking hell, legos on a video game controller as an assertion of his victory. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 15:51, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

== How come the first thing I noticed ==

...was that he's wearing a decade old t-shirt from high school? --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 10:42, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

*The first thing I noticed was his massive, enormous tits.--[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 11:05, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
**Me too. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 14:47, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:* Do we have a vintage photo of him in the T-Shirt? It would do a great Before/After shot for the Obesity page. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:02, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
::* Shit, that rack. --18:55, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:::* I remember back on /cwc/ where we had a discussion about Chris's weight and most people agreed that Chris couldn't get any fatter because his high metabolism prevents his body from gaining any more weight. This latest video has proven us all wrong. He has certainly gotten fatter since the last video, and his enormous manboobs are proof of that. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:23, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

==Performance style==
this video isn't really "crazy" i think we need a new one called "smug" or something.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 14:43, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:I've never seen a sane person use Legos to indicate that he's pimped his ride. That seems pretty crazy to me.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:53, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:: To me it's not crazy, it's just very very stupid, and the video is more about him thinking he outsmarted the trolls, and in comparison to other videos this isn't really insane.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 15:47, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
::: You could call it Comeuppence? It'd look like this >:). It could also be applied to other acts of smugness like when he got his copyright certificate or the rollin' & trollin' video. I have no idea how to make one or implement it however. Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with computers [[User:Menth|Menth]] 20:41, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Comeuppence sounds just fine, I'd like to see how it <s>cums</s> comes out.--[[User:Kei|Kei]] 23:14, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::I envision the name to be more like "Victorious" and the face to be more like ^_^ --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:26, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::: Comeuppence is a CWCism though. Who's making it? I really have no idea how to do it otherwise I would. [[User:Menth|Menth]] 08:58, 6 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::: Yeah only it's a CWCism for semen, and I don't think Chris is cumming in these videos. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 09:44, 6 May 2010 (UTC)
: @Anonymax, he's clearly coming over these videos if not necessarily in them. I demand a new comeuppance category; the Liberal Democrats lost and I need cheering up. [[User:Menth|Menth]] 10:41, 7 May 2010 (UTC)
:Maybe this could fall under reason, though comeuppance would be a good category name.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:31, 7 May 2010 (UTC)

==Art request==
Art request for this article; find an image of a busty chick and overlay it over Chris to show how big his tits are. Fuck. Chris is... Uhgh. He somehow seems to have lost weight in this video, but his tits are just massive. I guess that's why they call him Collosal Chris-Chan... -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 16:22, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
*Collosal Tits-Chan, even. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 19:56, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:*I like you, good sir. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:37, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

==Money==
Did someone lose some today?--[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 21:43, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

==Cable or WiFi?==

Does Chris actually use the wifi, or does he connect his PS3 with a cable? He seemed to know what the part he removed did, which leads me to favour the former. It's still hilarious. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:37, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:A quick view of the [[Chris humps his PS3|PS3stiality video]] seems to show a cable plugged in to the back of the console. It looks like an ethernet cable, but someone who actually owns a PSTriple might be more qualified to know if the position of the ethernet socket on the console matches the cable we see on the video. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:47, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
* Given the fact that he knowingly states that he removed the wi-fi, I would venture a guess that he does indeed use a cable. Without being able to connect to his PSN, he can't impulse buy any more needless crap for his PS3. The real test will be weather he can remove the entire bug in his system ;) --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 19:57, 5 May 2010 (EST)
:Well I assumed that he uses a cable now, I was more trying to prove that he has always used a cable rather than just converting to using it now he has removed the Wi-Fi adapter. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:01, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:I Pimp My Ride.MOV

2010-05-06T08:58:39Z

Menth: /* Performance style */

Tried to transcribe dis bitch, I have no idea what he says before he say pimp my ride. Feel free to improve on it. Why I'm doing this and not sleeping is quite the mystery. --[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 07:02, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

You did a better job then I did I half the time couldn't understand him [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]

* He's saying "I did spend a bit of dough on my grill" but stutters before that. Dough means money and grill usually refers to shiny gold tooth caps that the rappers wear, or one's face ("he was all up in my grill"), and not one's gaming console. Also "ride" never refers to a game controller, or a Lego car, no matter what you do to it. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 07:23, 5 May 2010 (UTC), white guy
** You see Mr Anaconda, you are using logic, not Chris-chan logic.
*** You got it right Anonymous. If Chris heard someone looking Badass say it, he will use it as his new magical mantra. That's how this pimp rolls. (Yes, I am white as snow). [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:02, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

==Well==

I couldn't help but fucking lol. Chris semi-permanently damaged his most prized posession. It's like if the trolls convinced him to destroy the [[Blanca|medallion]] or got him to give up the monthly tugboat. Too bad Chris appears to use a cable to access the intertubes or this would have been perfect. I am pleased. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:50, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

*Also, LOOK AT THOSE TITS GODDAMN. They're actually bigger than some girls I know. Additionally: LOOK AT THAT BALD GODDAMN. And his accent, and how smug he is that he "beat" the trolls, and, and, and just everything. Just fucking everything. This is definitely one of the funniest videos in a while. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:50, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

:*Fucking Lol. Taking all bets on how long it takes him to figure out he no longer has internet.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 08:59, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Well, he was able to upload this video, so like I said before he probably has a cable for his PS3. Not that it's at all possible to tell in the landfill he calls his room. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:00, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*I think he's using his digital camera. The PSEye, it would seem, has finally been laid to rest. This being the Case he probably won't notice until he tries to buy more useless shit on PSN, and discovers that he can't sign on. That will be the most delicious moment of all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 09:03, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*The PSeye can be seen in the background, still mounted on his TV. However, it could be broken, and he might just be holding onto it because he's a packrat. --[[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 09:23, 5 May 2010
:::::*Chris did say that his parents are packrats (ie. hoarders), so it's logical that Chris would hold onto something even after it's no longer able to function. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:12, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

Man, Chris-chan is a stupid little bitch. Let's go for something more than his fucking PS3.
If he wants to be a little ignorant dumbass and go "PIMP MY RIDE! PIMP MY RIDE"

- Captainult

Jesus fucking christ. Chris' videos always make me want to facepalm, but a mixture of cringing and bile fascination keeps me watching them the whole way through. In the end, I'm left with my mouth agape, and only a minute or two after watching the video do I start to react. Fucking hell, legos on a video game controller as an assertion of his victory. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 15:51, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

== How come the first thing I noticed ==

...was that he's wearing a decade old t-shirt from high school? --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 10:42, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

*The first thing I noticed was his massive, enormous tits.--[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 11:05, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
**Me too. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 14:47, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:* Do we have a vintage photo of him in the T-Shirt? It would do a great Before/After shot for the Obesity page. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:02, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
::* Shit, that rack. --18:55, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:::* I remember back on /cwc/ where we had a discussion about Chris's weight and most people agreed that Chris couldn't get any fatter because his high metabolism prevents his body from gaining any more weight. This latest video has proven us all wrong. He has certainly gotten fatter since the last video, and his enormous manboobs are proof of that. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:23, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

==Performance style==
this video isn't really "crazy" i think we need a new one called "smug" or something.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 14:43, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:I've never seen a sane person use Legos to indicate that he's pimped his ride. That seems pretty crazy to me.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:53, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:: To me it's not crazy, it's just very very stupid, and the video is more about him thinking he outsmarted the trolls, and in comparison to other videos this isn't really insane.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 15:47, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
::: You could call it Comeuppence? It'd look like this >:). It could also be applied to other acts of smugness like when he got his copyright certificate or the rollin' & trollin' video. I have no idea how to make one or implement it however. Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with computers [[User:Menth|Menth]] 20:41, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Comeuppence sounds just fine, I'd like to see how it <s>cums</s> comes out.--[[User:Kei|Kei]] 23:14, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::I envision the name to be more like "Victorious" and the face to be more like ^_^ --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:26, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::: Comeuppence is a CWCism though. Who's making it? I really have no idea how to do it otherwise I would. [[User:Menth|Menth]] 08:58, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

==Art request==
Art request for this article; find an image of a busty chick and overlay it over Chris to show how big his tits are. Fuck. Chris is... Uhgh. He somehow seems to have lost weight in this video, but his tits are just massive. I guess that's why they call him Collosal Chris-Chan... -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 16:22, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
*Collosal Tits-Chan, even. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 19:56, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:*I like you, good sir. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:37, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

==Money==
Did someone lose some today?--[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 21:43, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

==Cable or WiFi?==

Does Chris actually use the wifi, or does he connect his PS3 with a cable? He seemed to know what the part he removed did, which leads me to favour the former. It's still hilarious. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:37, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:A quick view of the [[Chris humps his PS3|PS3stiality video]] seems to show a cable plugged in to the back of the console. It looks like an ethernet cable, but someone who actually owns a PSTriple might be more qualified to know if the position of the ethernet socket on the console matches the cable we see on the video. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:47, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
* Given the fact that he knowingly states that he removed the wi-fi, I would venture a guess that he does indeed use a cable. Without being able to connect to his PSN, he can't impulse buy any more needless crap for his PS3. The real test will be weather he can remove the entire bug in his system ;) --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 19:57, 5 May 2010 (EST)
:Well I assumed that he uses a cable now, I was more trying to prove that he has always used a cable rather than just converting to using it now he has removed the Wi-Fi adapter. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:01, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

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2010-05-05T20:41:18Z

Menth: /* Performance style */

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2010-05-05T20:33:00Z

Menth:

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2010-03-24T00:29:27Z

Menth:

Transcribing. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 03:32, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
* Transcribed. This was my first transcription, so any pointers would help if I ballsed anything up. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 03:48, 23 March 2010 (UTC)

Well, He's back... He certainly held out long, didn't he? [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 23:39, 22 March 2010 (EST)
* Hypocrisy in action in its finest indeed.--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 03:50, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
*Wow. And to think I was just about to put up a "Chris off the internet" counter in Da Update. Somehow Chris always manages to disappoint. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 04:43, 23 March 2010 (UTC)

==Food for thought ==
Stolen from family guy and he missed the meaning of it,considering this video is just a rant, a poorly thought rant.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:06, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
* Um, what? That's been a common phrase in the English language for forever. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 04:10, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
** Yarly? i've heard it once only, but hey, if you say so i guess you are right.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:21, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
*** [http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/food_for_thought Yeah, it's a commonly used idiom.] Knowing Chris though, he probably picked it up from Family Guy. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 04:39, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
*Alright, then we can agree this rant is definetely food for thought.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:42, 23 March 2010 (UTC)

There's something quite surreal about all this. 36 hours ago, Chris made a video with a well scripted idea. It feels like someone guided him in his writings. Now, we got a pathetic rant about the Cleveland show. 
It looks like as if Chris, watching a figure of authority leaving the room, says "Let's do it one last time". I bet someone will be pissed when this video will be found. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:18, 23 March 2010 (UTC)

* Probably his precious Wallflower directing him from behind the scenes. Could Chris ever come close to touching a real China?! ...Nah, because we all know how well he lives up to his promises. --[[User:Miss Noel|Noel Ari Paige]] 04:21, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
** I kind of doubt the wallflower would want to get close to chris anymore, it was probably one of the social group he had, let's wait what info can we get about the backgrounds of this.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:24, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
*** Wait, Chris-chan has a social group? --[[User:Miss Noel|Noel Ari Paige]] 04:26, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
****The "Young Adult Social Group" he mentioned in mailbag 46, where he met the wallflower (probably).[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:34, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
*****I am still puzzled (and quite annoyed) about the whole "Y.A.S.G." thing. I dug the whole thing on Google, even shovelling on Wallflower's turf and I have found bloody nothing. Nevertheless, this must be said; Chris got outside support and we don't know the source. This unknown element is a huge piece of his life missing. There's enablers out there and we don't know them. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:56, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
******What if it's just a church group for young adults? It would explain how he somehow met new people without really going out of his "comfort zone". [[User:Yossarian|Yossarian]] 11:15, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
******* His church runs a group called 'Youth on Fire', although the website is down, so I can't check what that actually entails. There's several other groups there are well, so it could well be the place he's going to meet people. Chris was more comfortable with his church anyway, and it's not inconceivable that Rocky put him onto it... --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 12:37, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
********Is anyone in the process of creating a YASG article? I feel like writing one.--[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 13:11, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
*********There's not enough material for an article. Here's what we know about the YASG; Chris frequent it and he met the Wallflower there. Not worth a page. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:17, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
********** Knowing Chris, it's just a matter of time before he tard rages and lets some new information out in a video or has a phone call that gets leaked by trolls. Maybe one day, we'll see a page about his social group. --[[User:Miss Noel|Noel Ari Paige]] 14:03, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
*********** Do we know yet who the guy from the potion/ps3 review videos were? (It's not Alec for fucks sake. If it was we'd have had developments on that front) Is he from the youth group? Is he Chris' secret adviser? [[User:Menth|Menth]] 00:29, 24 March 2010 (UTC)

== spioler alart ==
Chris realized that no one he knows outside his mom and dad give a shit about sonichu [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:14, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
:What, like between this and the last video? That seems like a pretty big revelation.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:59, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
::Just a little thing; Chris can't realize something even to save his life. Let's look at the whole "Attraction Sign"; it's only after her mother said that the contraption make him look retarded that he stopped his antics. This validates a theory that I have since I saw the "C-Ya" video; Chris got a coach in the shadows and it's not Rocky. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 18:18, 23 March 2010 (UTC)

== Nice job, Chris. ==
You made it a whole 36 hours without the internet! Congratulations, Chris, congratulations! You really do live up to your promises about .01% of the time, and this wasn't one of those. But why are you watching a show about niggos anyway?! That's not like you, Chris, not like you at all. --[[User:Miss Noel|- Noel Ari Paige]] 04:18, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
* He's got to watch everything by Seth McFarlane--what if Meg becomes 18 in another show?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:40, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
* People who hate blacks can watch stuff that portrays blacks. Why do you think minstrel shows were so popular? --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 04:53, 23 March 2010 (UTC)