Chris Calls Clyde Out

2010-01-05T13:09:25Z

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On 23 [[April 2009]], after a nearly week-long silence, [[Chris]] finally speaks up again in '''Chris Calls Clyde Out'''. This time, he's calling out [[Clyde Cash]]. While this video begins like another [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|rage-fest]], we quickly see that [[Chris]] has gotten even more desperate. What follows is incomprehensible whining somehow directed as an insult to Clyde using racist Asian stereotypes showing everybody that he has no idea what a [[Wikipedia:Guido_(slang)|Guido]] is. Supposedly, this belief seems to have originated from a [[Mumble 3|Mumble chat with Julie]] that occurred a few months prior. [[Trolls|Scientists]] have yet to discover how [[Bunny Hop|public humiliation]] offends your enemies. Regardless, it provides for an ear-shattering two minutes.

==Video==

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| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 23 April 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Rage.png]] [[Rage]]
| Saga = [[Image:Clyde_saga.png]] [[Clyde]] Saga
| previous = [[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions]]
| next = [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"]]
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===Transcript===

Hello, [[Clyde Cash|Mr Clyde]]. I have a bit of a message for you [sic] response to one you sent to me recently. ''[pauses, raises eyebrows]'' Yeah. Basically this is the impression ''I'' got from your message.

Oh, look at me! I feel like a silly man! Look at me, my eyes? Don't look at my silly walk, look at my sill-nee-nyeh! I am the troll. I should be so trolly. I should be trolly. Yes, ah-gah-dyeeeh! Look at mee! I've got an eyelid strip thing, beblehbebeblehh! I could be more laaame! You want me to be more lyaaame? Everyone laaame! [[South Park|I built this City (shitty) Wall and City Wok]]. Look at my silly walk! [''moves like a penguin''] Eeee!

[''jump cut'']

Oh, you forgot my silly walk?! See my [[South Park|City Wall]]? I give you a kick in the head. Hiyaa! [''Chris raises leg in view of camera''] And punch you in the face. Hiyaaa! I throw something at you, pyooo! BIIIM! [''camera falls over'']

[''jump cut'']

And you know what else, I throw something else at you. Hiyaa! [''Camera falls over''] Oh, and how 'bout this?! I get '''ANGRY'''! [''Chris grunts, growls, and looks a bit constipated, and then he roars at the camera up close and shakes his fists and PS3 controller''] I will call you out, Mr Cush! '''I AM CALLING YOU OUT'''! [''he holds his fist up to the camera and punches it'']

[''video cuts to a calmer Chris in a fighting sort of stance'']

Come on, trollman. Come out of your [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK|trollster's paradise]]. I'll give you a beatdown. [''waving fist at camera''] You don't like that? Well... tough cookies! [''Chris holds a thumb up to the camera sideways with a "psh" noise, and then he pauses and punches at it again with another "psh" noise'']

[''the video cuts again to Chris looking pleased with himself, and he appears to be about to say something, but decides against it'']

Well Clyde, I'll be calling you out. I know you're in my neck of the woods somewhere, so... just come right on out, and find me. [''flashes a victory sign''] Peace.

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