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User:Merttey25

2020-09-03T16:16:27Z

Merttey25:

{{Asian}}
{{Eurofag}}
{{Artfag}}
{{Observer}}
{{JERK}}

== Proof that I am '''STRAIGHT''' ==
{{Protip|I am not a homo,as I am 100 percent straight}}

I am '''STRAIGHT''' as I jerk of to '''boyfriend-free girls''' and stare at '''female butts''' all the time.
If you think I am a '''homo''' you are very '''WRONG''' as I am indeed very,very '''STRAIGHT'''.

If you dare to say otherwise you are ;

-a homo

-a retard

-a faggot

-very,very '''WRONG'''

== Merttey25 saga ==
merttey25 launches a terrorist attack at 14 branchalant court.
saga icon [[File:Mersaga.png|Link=Chris and sex]]

== Best Characters ==

[[File:Krillin.jpg]] [[File:Piccolo.jpg]]

== The Prince of all Cucks ==
[[File:Cuck.jpg]]

This guy is a true '''CUCK'''

CWC Fighter

2020-08-29T10:52:16Z

Merttey25:

"'''CWC Fighter'''" is a video from 18 [[August 2009]] in which [[Chris]] shows us his (lack of) martial arts technique.

==Video==
{{quote|Watch It, I have a little [[Wikipedia:Chun-Li|Chun-Li]] within me.|Official description}}

{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Fighter
| video = {{#ev:youtube|xqdAA1PyvdU}}
| stardate = 18 [[August 2009]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{RedShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Light His Mind's Darkest Hour]]
| next = [[One Blessing, and One Curse]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[''A camera is pointed at the back of Chris's [[Son-chu|blue stationwagon]] parked in the [[14 Branchland Court|yard]]. A riding [[Father Call|lawnmower]] is visible. Chris walks into the frame, [[Chris and fashion|dressed]] in a bright red T-shirt with an undersized denim vest and blue jeans. He also wears his [[Medallion of fail|Sonichu medallion]]. He stands, legs apart, hands clasped in front of him, eyes closed as if in prayer. He is possibly [[Chris and religion|invoking]] some kind of [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|ungodly power]]. He brings his hands to his sides, and with a crazed look he swings his right arm backwards. Aiming to either side of his body, he makes an upwards, poking motion with his left hand, then his right. His fingers are fully extended. He does the same thing, except straight ahead. He punches the air and twirls around, his back to the camera. He makes an awkward spinning kick and recovers ungracefully. He kicks at the air with his other leg, arms akimbo and head cocked to one side. He takes a step back and does two pitiful punching motions aimed at nowhere in particular. He attempts an uppercut and fails horribly at it, vaguely resembling a [[Chris Loses It|wounded animal]]. Chris punches some more air in random directions, but with much, much less force than when he started 20 seconds ago. Chris crouches down and does a very, very slow spinning kick where that looks particularly ineffectual. Chris returns to the camera, flashes a victory sign, and states:'']

I've got a little Chun-Li, withiiiiin me!

[[File:Gokugetemattitude.PNG]]

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = FALCCCCCCCCCONNNNNNN CHRIS
| video = {{#ev:youtube|GS_z-kM64rM}}
| stardate = 20 [[August 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/puppetchaos puppetchaos]
| subject = CWC Fighter
| type = (VGM) Remix
| info = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWC Ballet
| video = {{#ev:youtube|YKXtDWOuL4U}}
| stardate = 21 [[August 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/ohhhmyaxels OhhhMyAxels]
| subject = CWC Fighter
| type = ?????
| info = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = SUPER CWC FIGHTER 2 ALPHA: THE THIRD STRIKE
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Uy2z-fi9yec}}
| stardate = 10 [[September 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/PhallusKnifeFight PhallusKnifeFight]
| subject = CWC Fighter
| type = | info = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris-Chan can swim.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|vSkP9E_6bMw}}
| stardate = 25 [[May 2010]]
| maker = TheMammothWasHere
| subject = CWC Fighter
| type = | info = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWC Fighter ALPHA 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|sMT5Xb6IshE}}
| stardate = 14 [[March 2010]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/DrButler DrButler]
| subject = [[Don't Mess With Me]]
| type = | info = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CCR: Chris Chan Revolution
| video = {{#ev:youtube|bVkzCzTh-7o}}
| stardate = 5 [[October 2010]]
| maker = GoldPlatedDildo
| subject =
| type =
| info = DDR Remix
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Nothing Keeps the Troll Hunter Down
| video = {{#ev:youtube|q6Q96v5eP0Y}}
| stardate = 27 [[November 2010]]
| maker = TheHunterOfTrolls
| subject =
| type =
| info = Our new enemy?
}}

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Chris Chan Lee|Wikipedia article on Chris Chan Lee]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Light His Mind's Darkest Hour]]|nextlink=[[One Blessing, and One Curse]]|}}
{{Game Videos}}
{{Power videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2009| 2009-08-18]]

CWC Fighter

2020-08-29T10:52:00Z

Merttey25:

CWC Fighter

2020-08-29T10:51:34Z

Merttey25:

CWC Fighter

2020-08-29T10:50:56Z

Merttey25:

"'''CWC Fighter'''" is a video from 18 [[August 2009]] in which [[Chris]] shows us his (lack of) martial arts technique.

==Video==
{{quote|Watch It, I have a little [[Wikipedia:Chun-Li|Chun-Li]] within me.|Official description}}

{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Fighter
| video = {{#ev:youtube|xqdAA1PyvdU}}
| stardate = 18 [[August 2009]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{RedShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Light His Mind's Darkest Hour]]
| next = [[One Blessing, and One Curse]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[''A camera is pointed at the back of Chris's [[Son-chu|blue stationwagon]] parked in the [[14 Branchland Court|yard]]. A riding [[Father Call|lawnmower]] is visible. Chris walks into the frame, [[Chris and fashion|dressed]] in a bright red T-shirt with an undersized denim vest and blue jeans. He also wears his [[Medallion of fail|Sonichu medallion]]. He stands, legs apart, hands clasped in front of him, eyes closed as if in prayer. He is possibly [[Chris and religion|invoking]] some kind of [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|ungodly power]]. He brings his hands to his sides, and with a crazed look he swings his right arm backwards. Aiming to either side of his body, he makes an upwards, poking motion with his left hand, then his right. His fingers are fully extended. He does the same thing, except straight ahead. He punches the air and twirls around, his back to the camera. He makes an awkward spinning kick and recovers ungracefully. He kicks at the air with his other leg, arms akimbo and head cocked to one side. He takes a step back and does two pitiful punching motions aimed at nowhere in particular. He attempts an uppercut and fails horribly at it, vaguely resembling a [[Chris Loses It|wounded animal]]. Chris punches some more air in random directions, but with much, much less force than when he started 20 seconds ago. Chris crouches down and does a very, very slow spinning kick where that looks particularly ineffectual. Chris returns to the camera, flashes a victory sign, and states:'']

I've got a little Chun-Li, withiiiiin me!

[[File:gokugetemattitute.png]]

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = FALCCCCCCCCCONNNNNNN CHRIS
| video = {{#ev:youtube|GS_z-kM64rM}}
| stardate = 20 [[August 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/puppetchaos puppetchaos]
| subject = CWC Fighter
| type = (VGM) Remix
| info = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWC Ballet
| video = {{#ev:youtube|YKXtDWOuL4U}}
| stardate = 21 [[August 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/ohhhmyaxels OhhhMyAxels]
| subject = CWC Fighter
| type = ?????
| info = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = SUPER CWC FIGHTER 2 ALPHA: THE THIRD STRIKE
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Uy2z-fi9yec}}
| stardate = 10 [[September 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/PhallusKnifeFight PhallusKnifeFight]
| subject = CWC Fighter
| type = | info = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris-Chan can swim.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|vSkP9E_6bMw}}
| stardate = 25 [[May 2010]]
| maker = TheMammothWasHere
| subject = CWC Fighter
| type = | info = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWC Fighter ALPHA 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|sMT5Xb6IshE}}
| stardate = 14 [[March 2010]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/DrButler DrButler]
| subject = [[Don't Mess With Me]]
| type = | info = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CCR: Chris Chan Revolution
| video = {{#ev:youtube|bVkzCzTh-7o}}
| stardate = 5 [[October 2010]]
| maker = GoldPlatedDildo
| subject =
| type =
| info = DDR Remix
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Nothing Keeps the Troll Hunter Down
| video = {{#ev:youtube|q6Q96v5eP0Y}}
| stardate = 27 [[November 2010]]
| maker = TheHunterOfTrolls
| subject =
| type =
| info = Our new enemy?
}}

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Chris Chan Lee|Wikipedia article on Chris Chan Lee]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Light His Mind's Darkest Hour]]|nextlink=[[One Blessing, and One Curse]]|}}
{{Game Videos}}
{{Power videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2009| 2009-08-18]]

CWC Fighter

2020-08-29T10:50:40Z

Merttey25:

"'''CWC Fighter'''" is a video from 18 [[August 2009]] in which [[Chris]] shows us his (lack of) martial arts technique.

==Video==
{{quote|Watch It, I have a little [[Wikipedia:Chun-Li|Chun-Li]] within me.|Official description}}

{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Fighter
| video = {{#ev:youtube|xqdAA1PyvdU}}
| stardate = 18 [[August 2009]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{RedShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Light His Mind's Darkest Hour]]
| next = [[One Blessing, and One Curse]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[''A camera is pointed at the back of Chris's [[Son-chu|blue stationwagon]] parked in the [[14 Branchland Court|yard]]. A riding [[Father Call|lawnmower]] is visible. Chris walks into the frame, [[Chris and fashion|dressed]] in a bright red T-shirt with an undersized denim vest and blue jeans. He also wears his [[Medallion of fail|Sonichu medallion]]. He stands, legs apart, hands clasped in front of him, eyes closed as if in prayer. He is possibly [[Chris and religion|invoking]] some kind of [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|ungodly power]]. He brings his hands to his sides, and with a crazed look he swings his right arm backwards. Aiming to either side of his body, he makes an upwards, poking motion with his left hand, then his right. His fingers are fully extended. He does the same thing, except straight ahead. He punches the air and twirls around, his back to the camera. He makes an awkward spinning kick and recovers ungracefully. He kicks at the air with his other leg, arms akimbo and head cocked to one side. He takes a step back and does two pitiful punching motions aimed at nowhere in particular. He attempts an uppercut and fails horribly at it, vaguely resembling a [[Chris Loses It|wounded animal]]. Chris punches some more air in random directions, but with much, much less force than when he started 20 seconds ago. Chris crouches down and does a very, very slow spinning kick where that looks particularly ineffectual. Chris returns to the camera, flashes a victory sign, and states:'']

I've got a little Chun-Li, withiiiiin me!

[[File:Gokugetemattitute.png]]

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = FALCCCCCCCCCONNNNNNN CHRIS
| video = {{#ev:youtube|GS_z-kM64rM}}
| stardate = 20 [[August 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/puppetchaos puppetchaos]
| subject = CWC Fighter
| type = (VGM) Remix
| info = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWC Ballet
| video = {{#ev:youtube|YKXtDWOuL4U}}
| stardate = 21 [[August 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/ohhhmyaxels OhhhMyAxels]
| subject = CWC Fighter
| type = ?????
| info = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = SUPER CWC FIGHTER 2 ALPHA: THE THIRD STRIKE
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Uy2z-fi9yec}}
| stardate = 10 [[September 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/PhallusKnifeFight PhallusKnifeFight]
| subject = CWC Fighter
| type = | info = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris-Chan can swim.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|vSkP9E_6bMw}}
| stardate = 25 [[May 2010]]
| maker = TheMammothWasHere
| subject = CWC Fighter
| type = | info = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWC Fighter ALPHA 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|sMT5Xb6IshE}}
| stardate = 14 [[March 2010]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/DrButler DrButler]
| subject = [[Don't Mess With Me]]
| type = | info = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CCR: Chris Chan Revolution
| video = {{#ev:youtube|bVkzCzTh-7o}}
| stardate = 5 [[October 2010]]
| maker = GoldPlatedDildo
| subject =
| type =
| info = DDR Remix
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Nothing Keeps the Troll Hunter Down
| video = {{#ev:youtube|q6Q96v5eP0Y}}
| stardate = 27 [[November 2010]]
| maker = TheHunterOfTrolls
| subject =
| type =
| info = Our new enemy?
}}

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Chris Chan Lee|Wikipedia article on Chris Chan Lee]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Light His Mind's Darkest Hour]]|nextlink=[[One Blessing, and One Curse]]|}}
{{Game Videos}}
{{Power videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2009| 2009-08-18]]

CWC Fighter

2020-08-29T10:50:16Z

Merttey25:

"'''CWC Fighter'''" is a video from 18 [[August 2009]] in which [[Chris]] shows us his (lack of) martial arts technique.

==Video==
{{quote|Watch It, I have a little [[Wikipedia:Chun-Li|Chun-Li]] within me.|Official description}}

{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Fighter
| video = {{#ev:youtube|xqdAA1PyvdU}}
| stardate = 18 [[August 2009]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{RedShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Light His Mind's Darkest Hour]]
| next = [[One Blessing, and One Curse]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[''A camera is pointed at the back of Chris's [[Son-chu|blue stationwagon]] parked in the [[14 Branchland Court|yard]]. A riding [[Father Call|lawnmower]] is visible. Chris walks into the frame, [[Chris and fashion|dressed]] in a bright red T-shirt with an undersized denim vest and blue jeans. He also wears his [[Medallion of fail|Sonichu medallion]]. He stands, legs apart, hands clasped in front of him, eyes closed as if in prayer. He is possibly [[Chris and religion|invoking]] some kind of [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|ungodly power]]. He brings his hands to his sides, and with a crazed look he swings his right arm backwards. Aiming to either side of his body, he makes an upwards, poking motion with his left hand, then his right. His fingers are fully extended. He does the same thing, except straight ahead. He punches the air and twirls around, his back to the camera. He makes an awkward spinning kick and recovers ungracefully. He kicks at the air with his other leg, arms akimbo and head cocked to one side. He takes a step back and does two pitiful punching motions aimed at nowhere in particular. He attempts an uppercut and fails horribly at it, vaguely resembling a [[Chris Loses It|wounded animal]]. Chris punches some more air in random directions, but with much, much less force than when he started 20 seconds ago. Chris crouches down and does a very, very slow spinning kick where that looks particularly ineffectual. Chris returns to the camera, flashes a victory sign, and states:'']

I've got a little Chun-Li, withiiiiin me!

[[File:Gokugetematidute.png]]

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = FALCCCCCCCCCONNNNNNN CHRIS
| video = {{#ev:youtube|GS_z-kM64rM}}
| stardate = 20 [[August 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/puppetchaos puppetchaos]
| subject = CWC Fighter
| type = (VGM) Remix
| info = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWC Ballet
| video = {{#ev:youtube|YKXtDWOuL4U}}
| stardate = 21 [[August 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/ohhhmyaxels OhhhMyAxels]
| subject = CWC Fighter
| type = ?????
| info = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = SUPER CWC FIGHTER 2 ALPHA: THE THIRD STRIKE
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Uy2z-fi9yec}}
| stardate = 10 [[September 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/PhallusKnifeFight PhallusKnifeFight]
| subject = CWC Fighter
| type = | info = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris-Chan can swim.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|vSkP9E_6bMw}}
| stardate = 25 [[May 2010]]
| maker = TheMammothWasHere
| subject = CWC Fighter
| type = | info = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWC Fighter ALPHA 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|sMT5Xb6IshE}}
| stardate = 14 [[March 2010]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/DrButler DrButler]
| subject = [[Don't Mess With Me]]
| type = | info = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CCR: Chris Chan Revolution
| video = {{#ev:youtube|bVkzCzTh-7o}}
| stardate = 5 [[October 2010]]
| maker = GoldPlatedDildo
| subject =
| type =
| info = DDR Remix
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Nothing Keeps the Troll Hunter Down
| video = {{#ev:youtube|q6Q96v5eP0Y}}
| stardate = 27 [[November 2010]]
| maker = TheHunterOfTrolls
| subject =
| type =
| info = Our new enemy?
}}

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Chris Chan Lee|Wikipedia article on Chris Chan Lee]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Light His Mind's Darkest Hour]]|nextlink=[[One Blessing, and One Curse]]|}}
{{Game Videos}}
{{Power videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2009| 2009-08-18]]

File:Gokugetemattitude.PNG

2020-08-29T10:49:43Z

Merttey25:

CWC Fighter

2020-08-29T10:37:11Z

Merttey25:

"'''CWC Fighter'''" is a video from 18 [[August 2009]] in which [[Chris]] shows us his (lack of) martial arts technique.

==Video==
{{quote|Watch It, I have a little [[Wikipedia:Chun-Li|Chun-Li]] within me.|Official description}}

{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Fighter
| video = {{#ev:youtube|xqdAA1PyvdU}}
| stardate = 18 [[August 2009]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{RedShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Light His Mind's Darkest Hour]]
| next = [[One Blessing, and One Curse]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[''A camera is pointed at the back of Chris's [[Son-chu|blue stationwagon]] parked in the [[14 Branchland Court|yard]]. A riding [[Father Call|lawnmower]] is visible. Chris walks into the frame, [[Chris and fashion|dressed]] in a bright red T-shirt with an undersized denim vest and blue jeans. He also wears his [[Medallion of fail|Sonichu medallion]]. He stands, legs apart, hands clasped in front of him, eyes closed as if in prayer. He is possibly [[Chris and religion|invoking]] some kind of [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|ungodly power]]. He brings his hands to his sides, and with a crazed look he swings his right arm backwards. Aiming to either side of his body, he makes an upwards, poking motion with his left hand, then his right. His fingers are fully extended. He does the same thing, except straight ahead. He punches the air and twirls around, his back to the camera. He makes an awkward spinning kick and recovers ungracefully. He kicks at the air with his other leg, arms akimbo and head cocked to one side. He takes a step back and does two pitiful punching motions aimed at nowhere in particular. He attempts an uppercut and fails horribly at it, vaguely resembling a [[Chris Loses It|wounded animal]]. Chris punches some more air in random directions, but with much, much less force than when he started 20 seconds ago. Chris crouches down and does a very, very slow spinning kick where that looks particularly ineffectual. Chris returns to the camera, flashes a victory sign, and states:'']

I've got a little Chun-Li, withiiiiin me!

[[File:Gokugeteatidute.png]]

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = FALCCCCCCCCCONNNNNNN CHRIS
| video = {{#ev:youtube|GS_z-kM64rM}}
| stardate = 20 [[August 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/puppetchaos puppetchaos]
| subject = CWC Fighter
| type = (VGM) Remix
| info = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWC Ballet
| video = {{#ev:youtube|YKXtDWOuL4U}}
| stardate = 21 [[August 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/ohhhmyaxels OhhhMyAxels]
| subject = CWC Fighter
| type = ?????
| info = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = SUPER CWC FIGHTER 2 ALPHA: THE THIRD STRIKE
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Uy2z-fi9yec}}
| stardate = 10 [[September 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/PhallusKnifeFight PhallusKnifeFight]
| subject = CWC Fighter
| type = | info = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris-Chan can swim.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|vSkP9E_6bMw}}
| stardate = 25 [[May 2010]]
| maker = TheMammothWasHere
| subject = CWC Fighter
| type = | info = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWC Fighter ALPHA 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|sMT5Xb6IshE}}
| stardate = 14 [[March 2010]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/DrButler DrButler]
| subject = [[Don't Mess With Me]]
| type = | info = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CCR: Chris Chan Revolution
| video = {{#ev:youtube|bVkzCzTh-7o}}
| stardate = 5 [[October 2010]]
| maker = GoldPlatedDildo
| subject =
| type =
| info = DDR Remix
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Nothing Keeps the Troll Hunter Down
| video = {{#ev:youtube|q6Q96v5eP0Y}}
| stardate = 27 [[November 2010]]
| maker = TheHunterOfTrolls
| subject =
| type =
| info = Our new enemy?
}}

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Chris Chan Lee|Wikipedia article on Chris Chan Lee]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Light His Mind's Darkest Hour]]|nextlink=[[One Blessing, and One Curse]]|}}
{{Game Videos}}
{{Power videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2009| 2009-08-18]]

Template:Video icon key

2020-08-29T10:18:46Z

Merttey25:

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CWC and Friends on Google Hangout (July 20th, 2020)

2020-08-27T18:29:49Z

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The following is a conversation that several [[Watchmen]] had with Chris over Google Hangout on 20 July 2020.

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{{quotebox|What'd you expect?

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==Transcript==

'''Heart:''' you uh was it wasn't that funny to see i remember uh you showed up in the mat at the internet uh discord server and there was a lot of uh exceptional behavior going on that day to the point where i i don't know if you know who Darkseid Phil is but Darkseid Phil is this individual who does let's plays and he was yeah and uh that on that day he he got kicked off of twitch so everybody in that server was freaking out over that and then half the internet went down because of cloud player so once so by the time you showed up in the in in the mat at the internet server people quite literally couldn't believe that that was that that was Sonichu because yeah and also in the past uh there's also a lot of people also a lot of people you know you obviously know this but there's people who've been pretended to be Sonichu on discord and and on other platforms so they p probably thought it was a fake and since they did and since they don't know you and how you know your your particular style of writing like any any true chritorian would have been able to look at that and tell like oh yeah that's that's

'''Chris:''' ...yeah especially with all the things that I've seen and experienced

'''Heart:''' yeah i i like the way i like the way you bantered back and forth uh forward because you were expecting or you know so uh you know i i don't i'm
not sure what you were expecting i don't want to assume anything but the way you said like go ahead and show me your pick you're the the troll
you know like you you took care of it like like a boss you were ready to take to take them on and i like it because but if you notice nobody nobody said anything because you know they know even though even though mine is not in there some of the the people who matter in that server know that i'm bismuth that's why that's why i said hi that's why i tagged you and tagged you and said hi i know you've been playing uh dnd recently because you used the term you know chaotic uh you know chaotic good and that confused that that confused some people and i and i was trying to tell them like it's a it's a you know it's a dungeon in the dragon's term you know come on

'''Chris:''' yeah

'''Heart:''' yeah like read a book you know (giggling)

'''Chris:''' but yeah i wanted to make sure i was i wanted to make sure they knew that it was me and that meant not mom and not mama Chris chan so yeah i just essentially put my foot
forward i'd be like hey i like my dick's mostly pink!

'''Heart:''' yeah that
was but yeah that was funny as fuck that that made me laugh so hard um and you you like just just just as like uh just as Josh you know said to you you brought so much you you bring and you brought so much fucking joy to this world and you continue to do so that's why one of the reasons why you know we you need to remain safe

'''Spade:''' yeah you're amazing Sonichu

'''Heart:''' yeah we want nothing but the best for you

'''Chris:''' (mumbling)

'''Chris:''' i must be in the same dimension as Rosie that's the most valuable thing i think she's right next to me so it's like we're literally so near yet so far

'''Spade:''' yeah

'''Heart:''' ...That's that's that's really sweet i wish i wish more wish more people didn't try to use didn't uh i wouldn't try to weaponize a Roseachu against you because they know you know that that i i love that little couplet that you wrote you know as long as the birds tweet you shall be my heart sweet

'''Chris:''' (laughing)

'''Spade:''' it was adorable yeah so corny but cute

'''Heart:''' no it's not even corny it's cute i like i like it fight me it looks cute still is

'''Chris:''' that's a big cuteness oh boy and i like and then i definitely like what the trick was this trick quite tricky at her book you know hey i can see i can hey are you a ship cause i can see us doing meows to me out

'''Heart:''' that is pretty funny

'''Chris:''' it's just you know the stupid cheesy corny flirt lines or something Rosie and i did have back in the day (mumbling)

'''Heart:''' oh so oh sorry it's just a uh it's an interview with this uh fella named uh Darkside Phil the person that i was mentioning they're doing a little interview with him he's trying to explain why he was kicked off of Twitch

Speaker 3: who's twitch who's interviewing him?

'''Heart:''' oh uh he's interviewing he's interviewing himself because he's too afraid to because Darkseid Phil is a genuinely like nasty person so he won't go on he won't speak to
anybody unless they pay him

'''Chris:''' so he's just like interviewing himself is he like playing two different characters himself and somebody entirely different

'''Heart:''' he's just uh he'll state he'll state uh one thing he'll say like so my detractor said this and then he'll respond to himself

'''Chris:''' okay

'''Heart:''' yeah it's called it's called it's called a hug box and that's one of the reasons that's one of the many reasons why you know you're awesome because you don't you know you're willing to go outside uh yeah you're willing to go outside that box

'''Chris:''' yep

'''Heart:''' not a lot of people are they just want to stay in places where oh you know their their narrow minded views are reinforced

'''Chris:''' yeah and then also some also

'''Heart:''' exploring!

'''Chris:''' yeah if they are talking to somebody else they want to make sure they are being clearly understood that they are understanding the other people that's uh that's kind of like the reasons why mama doesn't typically have her ears doesn't like you know phone conversation as much especially when you got the person in the other room that's (unintelligible)
conversation with kai and more than half the time uh look at this (unintelligible) all right so it's like he definitely confirms the magic (unintelligible)

'''Heart:''' yeah it's it's okay it's okay does he does he really speaks yeah does he does he speak that quick? or does he just simply bombard you with information

'''Chris:''' yeah he he literally kind of like did the combination of fast and low talking uh he took a baby test he had drank like a bunch like some energy drinks and some sodas before

'''Heart:''' so yeah soda's not nice soda's does not good for you you know you gotta you know you gotta mix things up

'''Chris:''' and he also definitely definitely drinks some water at times as well so there's that yeah

'''Spade:''' so it's kind of like a fast mumble?

'''Chris:''' yeah that's what it sounds like yes

'''Heart:''' hmm that's why i try to articulate my words

'''Chris:''' yeah you know i get the same level you know according to memory when mama tried talking with Jake over the phone the uh vocals the way that he speaks that's about the same amount that's about nearly this similar difficulty i get from high school it's not exact but similar

'''Heart:''' yeah that's well that's not a good sign you know you you're into it yeah yeah use your intuition you know it to be true you know

'''Chris:''' but of course uh yeah kai is definitely different from Jake he's like the total opposite

'''Heart:''' well yeah well what i mean by what i mean by that is can you know people who are confused sometimes tend to tend to be the same it's not that he's possibly even malicious but it's just that he could just be another confused person you know because we because we we still don't know uh like uh does did he know did he know about did he know about mama before all of this? did he know about mama from from the documentaries? or what

'''Chris:''' no he never knew yeah he never knew about mama Chris chan until the day she went to that first dungeons and dragons session and met him there

'''Heart:''' i i don't understand how that's possible i i don't understand how that's possible though your mom is so famous yeah my mama's infamous especially remember
uh mama left that sign uh out in front of that that how uh out in front of there and even the store owners knew it was news from mama yeah so it's so weird

'''Chris:''' and kai is not one of those it goes goes on often with the social medias

'''Heart:''' oh well he so he had no power so he so he and the rest of the group did not really have much prior knowledge about mama (unintelligible) and everything so it just decides they have they chaos the internet on that point so that was definitely a good thing that we said that channel the others sat down and foreseen in that particular dnd group

Speaker 4: um if i may ask Sonichu is this the person you drew a picture for for their Sonichu oc?

'''Chris:''' yeah darkri Sonichu

Speaker 4: yeah that's right because i remember i remember you telling me that that's very interesting i was just curious if that was
the same person

'''Chris:''' yeah that's yeah that's him

Speaker 4: okay

'''Heart:''' uh yeah no that was a good question to ask yeah that's actually something that you

'''Spade:''' try to talk to us and like hang out we're not

'''Heart:''' yeah exactly just come yeah yeah just come hang it just come hang out with us you know we all

'''Chris:''' difficulties as well

'''Heart:''' i mean we i mean every each of us each of us here do come on like let's we're we're all we're all we're all friends
here we we all do i don't know there's nothing yeah there's nothing for him you know there's nothing for him to be scared of
just

'''Spade:''' and It feels like he's avoiding us and that makes me feel suspicious and i feel like it would just make everything yeah...
it makes me nervous

'''Heart:''' yeah well uh that val really doesn't like it either because uh for obvious reasons

'''Chris:''' yeah well val's psychic and you know he can always ask for protection let literally go find kai and visit him personally

'''Heart:''' well kai won't speak to val no on on any on any level that's why that's what's worrying he keeps blocking himself off
yes yes on every on every level on every on every level in every place and multiple times ... i know i yeah i i understand it's
frustrating and it's not and it's partially not your problem but the thing is kai has inserted himself into your life
and into you know into mama's life and sonni and Sonichu's so just be careful

Speaker 4: it's something that you know that would pique interest you know it's a very specific interest

'''Heart:''' yeah yeah and and also the whole dungeons and dragons thing and not knowing it just you know doesn't something

'''Spade:''' how do you live in Ruckgersville and not know who Chris chan is that's just kind of

'''Heart:''' yeah

'''Chris:''' (unintelligible) Virginia

'''Spade:''' oh

Speaker 4: okay that makes a bit more sense

'''Spade:''' yeah okay

'''Chris:''' (unintelligible) 64 to take y'all to keep that strictly confidential

'''Everyone else responds:''' yeah

'''Heart:''' well you know you you know anything that you anything that you or mama tell us is confidential stays confidential

'''Chris:''' yes thanks

'''Heart:'''any time

Speaker 4: the other thing that um piqued my interest was the fact that kai you know i'm still new i'm i'm not i don't know too much
um ... huh?

Speaker 3: uh i'm not really too familiar but go on it's all right

Speaker 4: um oh shoot my train

'''Chris:''' (unintelligible)

All: (laughter)

'''Spade:''' sorry

Speaker 4: i was just like wait

Speaker 3: um by the way how you how's your night going Sonichu

'''Chris:''' well going fair going as well as it can be to just go to this dress up earlier today as was telling everybody else and uh
and very much taking a break by binging stuff bending cartoons on hbo max

'''Spade:''': i hope yeah i hope you're enjoying it because there's a lot of good cons on hbo max right now

'''Chris:''': they got hannah barbara classics on there

Speaker 5: do they have any 90s cartoons on there by any chance?

'''Chris:''': 90s cartoons?

Speaker 5: yeah

Speaker 4: like rocco's modern life cat dog

'''Chris:''': yeah they don't have nickelodeon on there

Speaker 5: no i'm talking no cartoon network i'm talking about old school cartoon network do they have it because hbo is owned by warner

'''Chris:''': yeah uh the only thing i found on there that's from past day cartoon network so far was og powerpuff girls

Speaker 5: oh awesome

Speaker 3: i don't like the new version of the powerpuff girls

Speaker 5: no that no that person sucks ass

'''Spade:''': like why did they take the boobies away like what's so offensive about boobs people have them they feed their children with them

Speaker 5: miss Bella

'''Chris:''': were children they weren't supposed to have

'''Spade:''': oh no not the powerpuff girls like all the other female characters in the show they like removed all well

Speaker 4: like like the mayor's assistants and all that and the teacher and stuff they just like it just seemed really unnecessary to
change their designs in that way

Speaker 4: um i haven't watched the reboot i just saw like the one episode where they were all twerking and i was like i i can't i'm sorry

Speaker 5: i don't blame you yeah that show is a piece of shit anyway it's like that new uh uh my little pony cartoon that just showed up

'''Chris:''': and even and i even yeah i mean i'm continuing to watch that you know at least once one time per episode
and just you know continue to monitor it they have pure new voice and discord now

Speaker 4: yes my favorite my favorite peter knew my my big mac sorry geeking out

'''Chris:''': and the premiere episode get this mount volcan nope oh yeah okay that came out yesterday

Speaker 4: i did i did i need to catch up on that

'''Chris:''': yes and uh also even dr wolf commented like you know you got these you got these short episodes are like about five minutes or so
i'm trying to fit a life lesson in in in them but it's like there's definitely not enough time to validate such such lesson as
as well as in the episode g and the episode g4 did

Speaker 4: here's like here's my like personal view on it i feel like it's pinkie pie's view of her friends that's what i feel like

'''Chris:''': yeah it's a quote dr wolf when i heard him it's all go go go go go

Speaker 4: yeah it's to me pony life seems like just the pinkie pie and

'''Chris:''': just not think about it to even get the most bit of enjoyment out of it and even even with this brain it just essentially stays
off and i was going and i went into the into the uh pilot of the series you know which is neutral expectations even though i
even know everybody have foreseen how bad it was going to be and then you saw the uh the tweet at post sales like just drowning
i just couldn't help but crowd the majority of this show

Speaker 4: oh yeah well for me it was like you know it's just like the only thing i could ever credit is they literally took the my
little pony and made them my little ponies that's pretty much all they did but

'''Chris:''': and by the way captain yeah we might heard it about this but kathy west sucks not watching spike in go pony but top of the sink

Speaker 4: yeah and i heard i was like hmm that's really interesting but you know i mean it would be nice to have the original spike

'''Chris:''': yeah basically i mean the main six are original voice actresses but yeah discord saying nope

Speaker 4: that discord meme where it's like he takes out his eyes and he he rolls them like dice and throws them away that's how i feel

'''Chris:''': that one yeah i mean our original discord in c197s equestria definitely is like rolling his eyes all over the place but having
just seen you know cz 69 discord video nope nope nope

Speaker 4: um but what my back to on my train i caught my train

'''Chris:''': yay!

Speaker 4: i meant to say that the thing that concerned me about kai or at least put a little made my hair stand up
was that they did on vice the channel vice released the documentary of you of your mama so and i know a lot of people watch
tv vice at least the channel so i was a bit surprised

'''Heart:''': wow i forgot i forgot about that spunk yeah that's a good yeah good on you i forgot about the vice piece because
so many people have done that

'''Chris:''': uh huh yeah are you talking about like cable television

'''Heart:''': yeah devices yeah vices everywhere uh vices made very very mainstream

'''Spade:''': yeah

'''Heart:''': so yeah there's no way that you could you know could not run across it

'''Spade:''': yeah i watched it i love their documentaries they're awesome

'''Chris:''':(unintelligible) where kai was living previously for like well over a year uh he has not he has not had too much access to cable
television so he has highly unlikely seen this vice channel at all

'''Heart:''': is that one of the reasons why he had to borrow money for groceries

'''Chris:''': no no no that's not the case it's not that he needs a no he did not it was not borrowing money at all it's just that he was
low on money for himself and he needed more food so i opted so i opted to help him out there

Speaker 4: that's very kind of you yeah you know

'''Heart:''': yeah you you or mama yeah

'''Chris:''': all right so now back to this

'''Heart:''': wait was it was it your your idea or was it mama's idea

'''Chris:''': uh part yeah partly my idea but yeah originated from mama she put into my put into my mind and then i ended up thinking of it
and yada yada it happened

Speaker 4:okay

'''Chris:''': okay that's this vice channel there's they've been airing the documentaries of chris chan over there on that cable shadow

Speaker 4: yes i saw it myself because um actually i was flipping through channels because you know um my brain is kind of a ... cloud i

'''Chris:''': don't know we all have cloudy brains

Speaker 4: yeah well you know how my brains work it's like an archive of libraries you pull a book and then sometimes you lose
the book and you misplace the book it's it's it's very different um but i was flipping through channels and i saw a commercial for vice um
and it caught my eye because i saw it said chris chan and i was like hold on that's very odd so that's why i tagged
you in that twitter tweet saying well your mom i tagged your mom in that twitter tweet saying would you would you watch
this because i was i didn't know if you were aware but yeah i i know a lot of people watch vice especially for documentaries or just you
know that's what they mainly do if i'm correct i don't watch too much of it but i know that mostly cops and reality shows are on there

'''Chris:''': hmm i'm trying i'm looking i'm just googling uh you know vice channel and chris chan and i'm not seeing much results for
cable channel although there is apparently there's a vice tv app

Speaker 4: yes they have an app too but it's a channel on dish network because my parents haven't but it's too expensive
for me i can't afford cable or the cable dish packs stuff of that nature

Speaker 5: who even watches cable tv anymore i just fucking pirate

'''Chris:''': um yeah we still have we still have cable we may and we definitely mainly end up using it for our wi-fi but we also have it on for
pretty much the music channels yeah pretty much been doing we've been pretty much doing the majority off television show watching via
the via the internet

Speaker 4: yeah that's fair i mean nowadays hulu netflix those kind of channels are taking over cable because it's more accessible and
cheaper you know but yeah i didn't know vice had an app i just saw it um on the television and then on the twitter
on twitter um it talked about airing on a sunday i remember ...

'''Chris:''': let's see

Speaker 4:i can send you that in the um discord server the quick quick court if you guys want that

'''Heart:''': yeah

Speaker 4: yeah i'll send that

'''Chris:''': oh i just did a google advice tv channel there's a wikipedia article on it apparently it says here that it's an american basic
cable channel based on digital the digital media company and print magazine same name owned by a joint venture majority owned by
a&e networks known as viceland until december 2nd you know learn something new every moment

Speaker 4: well i i i don't watch a lot of it i mainly say on cartoon network and stuff of that nature

'''Chris:''': yeah so so did mama yeah

'''Spade:''':cartoons are awesome cartoon cartoons

Speaker 5:oh yeah!

'''Spade:''': so Sonichu have you seen the new um teenage mutant ninja turtles series rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles

'''Chris:''': yeah

'''Spade:''': yeah i'm really into it

Speaker 4:it's it's actually pretty good i was i was i'm not a huge fan TMNT but i gave that a chance and i was like you know what
that's not bad yeah

'''Spade:''': it's pretty entertaining

Speaker 5: i grew up watching the 2003 uh show that was on that was a good one that was on for kids tv

'''Spade:''': brings me back to the old saturday mornings on the fox box watching kirby sonic and turtles

Speaker 4: orgetics yeah that too

'''Chris:''': yeah mama watched the classic ninja turtles back in the 90s and she also did and she also checked out the crossover movie and
she's also watched some of the cg on nickelodeon

'''Spade:''': oh yeah i love that one too i love them all i just like turtles

Speaker 4: i like turtles i love that yeah

'''Spade:''': ironically i like turtles i am that meme i suppose they're just such cute little critters!

Speaker 4: um my friend actually saved a huge soft shell turtle on the road the other day he sent me a picture of it and i was like whoa

'''Spade:''': poor baby i hope i'm really glad he saved it oh yeah he's doing the middle of the road though silly think i know it was
mind you it's a flat those flat soft shell turtles like they normally stay in the water i'm they anger pancakes yes they they zoom
they zoom but yeah like i think it was because it was raining that day and um i live in the south so a lot of creeks and stuff rise and
fall in this area because of the humidity so yeah it might have got out of the creek or something

'''Spade:''': yeah it's possible that it didn't have enough water or food to sustain it so he's looking for a new puddle to curl up in

Speaker 4: yeah but it's like it was huge it's like about it's like um it's a very thick turtle

'''Spade:''':i like soft shells they're funny looking

Speaker 4: my favorite ones are the little yellow belly sliders oh yes ... (unintelligible)

'''Spade:''': there's the ornate box turtle which has like a little yellow belly and yellow spots on it yeah that's probably not what you're
talking about though if it's slider anyways turtles

Speaker 4: it's the ones with the red on their side of their face

'''Spade:''': oh yeah yeah i know what you're talking about that's a red-eared slider yeah i thought they were yellow bellythat might have
been my mistake nah they have yellow bellies they just they're called the red eared slider common for pets because they're so cute

Speaker 4: but people just don't know how to take care of them and it makes me upset it's

Speaker 2:really sad

'''Chris:''': they really have red ears?

'''Spade:''': um yeah they have red markings that go across their ear sort of moon shaped ones it's

'''Chris:''': they're very very tiny and they're super super fast they are turtles are super super fast

Speaker 4: yeah well some of them some of them some of them watch out wisely rabbit

'''Spade:''': indeed

Speaker 4: definitely

'''Chris:''': let me see some maybe cecil tortoise was one of those red red moon turtles

Speaker 4:probably

'''Spade:''': it would make sense

'''Chris:''': yeah and that name is actually memory cause mama and murray and likes the looney tunes show

Speaker 4: oh

'''Chris:''': you know she remembers you know that that turtle is his name is cecil and yeah by a cecil turtle and he was working in an office out
of his chair he has his co-worker julie she'll help him take it off that back (unintelligible)

Transcribed up to 30:20

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[[Category:Phone calls]]

CWC and Friends on Google Hangout (July 20th, 2020)

2020-08-27T18:29:37Z

Merttey25:

{{Incomplete}}

The following is a conversation that several [[Watchmen]] had with Chris over Google Hangout on 20 July 2020.

==Audio==
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==Description==
{{quotebox|What'd you expect?

The identities of those who participated?}}

==Transcript==

'''Heart:''' you uh was it wasn't that funny to see i remember uh you showed up in the mat at the internet uh discord server and there was a lot of uh exceptional behavior going on that day to the point where i i don't know if you know who Darkseid Phil is but Darkseid Phil is this individual who does let's plays and he was yeah and uh that on that day he he got kicked off of twitch so everybody in that server was freaking out over that and then half the internet went down because of cloud player so once so by the time you showed up in the in in the mat at the internet server people quite literally couldn't believe that that was that that was Sonichu because yeah and also in the past uh there's also a lot of people also a lot of people you know you obviously know this but there's people who've been pretended to be Sonichu on discord and and on other platforms so they p probably thought it was a fake and since they did and since they don't know you and how you know your your particular style of writing like any any true chritorian would have been able to look at that and tell like oh yeah that's that's

'''Chris:''' ...yeah especially with all the things that I've seen and experienced

'''Heart:''' yeah i i like the way i like the way you bantered back and forth uh forward because you were expecting or you know so uh you know i i don't i'm
not sure what you were expecting i don't want to assume anything but the way you said like go ahead and show me your pick you're the the troll
you know like you you took care of it like like a boss you were ready to take to take them on and i like it because but if you notice nobody nobody said anything because you know they know even though even though mine is not in there some of the the people who matter in that server know that i'm bismuth that's why that's why i said hi that's why i tagged you and tagged you and said hi i know you've been playing uh dnd recently because you used the term you know chaotic uh you know chaotic good and that confused that that confused some people and i and i was trying to tell them like it's a it's a you know it's a dungeon in the dragon's term you know come on

'''Chris:''' yeah

'''Heart:''' yeah like read a book you know (giggling)

'''Chris:''' but yeah i wanted to make sure i was i wanted to make sure they knew that it was me and that meant not mom and not mama Chris chan so yeah i just essentially put my foot
forward i'd be like hey i like my dick's mostly pink!

'''Heart:''' yeah that
was but yeah that was funny as fuck that that made me laugh so hard um and you you like just just just as like uh just as Josh you know said to you you brought so much you you bring and you brought so much fucking joy to this world and you continue to do so that's why one of the reasons why you know we you need to remain safe

'''Spade:''' yeah you're amazing Sonichu

'''Heart:''' yeah we want nothing but the best for you

'''Chris:''' (mumbling)

'''Chris:''' i must be in the same dimension as Rosie that's the most valuable thing i think she's right next to me so it's like we're literally so near yet so far

'''Spade:''' yeah

'''Heart:''' ...That's that's that's really sweet i wish i wish more wish more people didn't try to use didn't uh i wouldn't try to weaponize a Roseachu against you because they know you know that that i i love that little couplet that you wrote you know as long as the birds tweet you shall be my heart sweet

'''Chris:''' (laughing)

'''Spade:''' it was adorable yeah so corny but cute

'''Heart:''' no it's not even corny it's cute i like i like it fight me it looks cute still is

'''Chris:''' that's a big cuteness oh boy and i like and then i definitely like what the trick was this trick quite tricky at her book you know hey i can see i can hey are you a ship cause i can see us doing meows to me out

'''Heart:''' that is pretty funny

'''Chris:''' it's just you know the stupid cheesy corny flirt lines or something Rosie and i did have back in the day (mumbling)

'''Heart:''' oh so oh sorry it's just a uh it's an interview with this uh fella named uh Darkside Phil the person that i was mentioning they're doing a little interview with him he's trying to explain why he was kicked off of Twitch

Speaker 3: who's twitch who's interviewing him?

'''Heart:''' oh uh he's interviewing he's interviewing himself because he's too afraid to because Darkseid Phil is a genuinely like nasty person so he won't go on he won't speak to
anybody unless they pay him

'''Chris:''' so he's just like interviewing himself is he like playing two different characters himself and somebody entirely different

'''Heart:''' he's just uh he'll state he'll state uh one thing he'll say like so my detractor said this and then he'll respond to himself

'''Chris:''' okay

'''Heart:''' yeah it's called it's called it's called a hug box and that's one of the reasons that's one of the many reasons why you know you're awesome because you don't you know you're willing to go outside uh yeah you're willing to go outside that box

'''Chris:''' yep

'''Heart:''' not a lot of people are they just want to stay in places where oh you know their their narrow minded views are reinforced

'''Chris:''' yeah and then also some also

'''Heart:''' exploring!

'''Chris:''' yeah if they are talking to somebody else they want to make sure they are being clearly understood that they are understanding the other people that's uh that's kind of like the reasons why mama doesn't typically have her ears doesn't like you know phone conversation as much especially when you got the person in the other room that's (unintelligible)
conversation with kai and more than half the time uh look at this (unintelligible) all right so it's like he definitely confirms the magic (unintelligible)

'''Heart:''' yeah it's it's okay it's okay does he does he really speaks yeah does he does he speak that quick? or does he just simply bombard you with information

'''Chris:''' yeah he he literally kind of like did the combination of fast and low talking uh he took a baby test he had drank like a bunch like some energy drinks and some sodas before

'''Heart:''' so yeah soda's not nice soda's does not good for you you know you gotta you know you gotta mix things up

'''Chris:''' and he also definitely definitely drinks some water at times as well so there's that yeah

'''Spade:''' so it's kind of like a fast mumble?

'''Chris:''' yeah that's what it sounds like yes

'''Heart:''' hmm that's why i try to articulate my words

'''Chris:''' yeah you know i get the same level you know according to memory when mama tried talking with Jake over the phone the uh vocals the way that he speaks that's about the same amount that's about nearly this similar difficulty i get from high school it's not exact but similar

'''Heart:''' yeah that's well that's not a good sign you know you you're into it yeah yeah use your intuition you know it to be true you know

'''Chris:''' but of course uh yeah kai is definitely different from Jake he's like the total opposite

'''Heart:''' well yeah well what i mean by what i mean by that is can you know people who are confused sometimes tend to tend to be the same it's not that he's possibly even malicious but it's just that he could just be another confused person you know because we because we we still don't know uh like uh does did he know did he know about did he know about mama before all of this? did he know about mama from from the documentaries? or what

'''Chris:''' no he never knew yeah he never knew about mama Chris chan until the day she went to that first dungeons and dragons session and met him there

'''Heart:''' i i don't understand how that's possible i i don't understand how that's possible though your mom is so famous yeah my mama's infamous especially remember
uh mama left that sign uh out in front of that that how uh out in front of there and even the store owners knew it was news from mama yeah so it's so weird

'''Chris:''' and kai is not one of those it goes goes on often with the social medias

'''Heart:''' oh well he so he had no power so he so he and the rest of the group did not really have much prior knowledge about mama (unintelligible) and everything so it just decides they have they chaos the internet on that point so that was definitely a good thing that we said that channel the others sat down and foreseen in that particular dnd group

Speaker 4: um if i may ask Sonichu is this the person you drew a picture for for their Sonichu oc?

'''Chris:''' yeah darkri Sonichu

Speaker 4: yeah that's right because i remember i remember you telling me that that's very interesting i was just curious if that was
the same person

'''Chris:''' yeah that's yeah that's him

Speaker 4: okay

'''Heart:''' uh yeah no that was a good question to ask yeah that's actually something that you

'''Spade:''' try to talk to us and like hang out we're not

'''Heart:''' yeah exactly just come yeah yeah just come hang it just come hang out with us you know we all

'''Chris:''' difficulties as well

'''Heart:''' i mean we i mean every each of us each of us here do come on like let's we're we're all we're all we're all friends
here we we all do i don't know there's nothing yeah there's nothing for him you know there's nothing for him to be scared of
just

'''Spade:''' and It feels like he's avoiding us and that makes me feel suspicious and i feel like it would just make everything yeah...
it makes me nervous

'''Heart:''' yeah well uh that val really doesn't like it either because uh for obvious reasons

'''Chris:''' yeah well val's psychic and you know he can always ask for protection let literally go find kai and visit him personally

'''Heart:''' well kai won't speak to val no on on any on any level that's why that's what's worrying he keeps blocking himself off
yes yes on every on every level on every on every level in every place and multiple times ... i know i yeah i i understand it's
frustrating and it's not and it's partially not your problem but the thing is kai has inserted himself into your life
and into you know into mama's life and sonni and Sonichu's so just be careful

Speaker 4: it's something that you know that would pique interest you know it's a very specific interest

'''Heart:''' yeah yeah and and also the whole dungeons and dragons thing and not knowing it just you know doesn't something

'''Spade:''' how do you live in Ruckgersville and not know who Chris chan is that's just kind of

'''Heart:''' yeah

'''Chris:''' (unintelligible) Virginia

'''Spade:''' oh

Speaker 4: okay that makes a bit more sense

'''Spade:''' yeah okay

'''Chris:''' (unintelligible) 64 to take y'all to keep that strictly confidential

'''Everyone else responds:''' yeah

'''Heart:''' well you know you you know anything that you anything that you or mama tell us is confidential stays confidential

'''Chris:''' yes thanks

'''Heart:'''any time

Speaker 4: the other thing that um piqued my interest was the fact that kai you know i'm still new i'm i'm not i don't know too much
um ... huh?

Speaker 3: uh i'm not really too familiar but go on it's all right

Speaker 4: um oh shoot my train

'''Chris:''' (unintelligible)

All: (laughter)

'''Spade:''' sorry

Speaker 4: i was just like wait

Speaker 3: um by the way how you how's your night going Sonichu

'''Chris:''' well going fair going as well as it can be to just go to this dress up earlier today as was telling everybody else and uh
and very much taking a break by binging stuff bending cartoons on hbo max

'''Spade:''': i hope yeah i hope you're enjoying it because there's a lot of good cons on hbo max right now

'''Chris:''': they got hannah barbara classics on there

Speaker 5: do they have any 90s cartoons on there by any chance?

'''Chris:''': 90s cartoons?

Speaker 5: yeah

Speaker 4: like rocco's modern life cat dog

'''Chris:''': yeah they don't have nickelodeon on there

Speaker 5: no i'm talking no cartoon network i'm talking about old school cartoon network do they have it because hbo is owned by warner

'''Chris:''': yeah uh the only thing i found on there that's from past day cartoon network so far was og powerpuff girls

Speaker 5: oh awesome

Speaker 3: i don't like the new version of the powerpuff girls

Speaker 5: no that no that person sucks ass

'''Spade:''': like why did they take the boobies away like what's so offensive about boobs people have them they feed their children with them

Speaker 5: miss Bella

'''Chris:''': were children they weren't supposed to have

'''Spade:''': oh no not the powerpuff girls like all the other female characters in the show they like removed all well

Speaker 4: like like the mayor's assistants and all that and the teacher and stuff they just like it just seemed really unnecessary to
change their designs in that way

Speaker 4: um i haven't watched the reboot i just saw like the one episode where they were all twerking and i was like i i can't i'm sorry

Speaker 5: i don't blame you yeah that show is a piece of shit anyway it's like that new uh uh my little pony cartoon that just showed up

'''Chris:''': and even and i even yeah i mean i'm continuing to watch that you know at least once one time per episode
and just you know continue to monitor it they have pure new voice and discord now

Speaker 4: yes my favorite my favorite peter knew my my big mac sorry geeking out

'''Chris:''': and the premiere episode get this mount volcan nope oh yeah okay that came out yesterday

Speaker 4: i did i did i need to catch up on that

'''Chris:''': yes and uh also even dr wolf commented like you know you got these you got these short episodes are like about five minutes or so
i'm trying to fit a life lesson in in in them but it's like there's definitely not enough time to validate such such lesson as
as well as in the episode g and the episode g4 did

Speaker 4: here's like here's my like personal view on it i feel like it's pinkie pie's view of her friends that's what i feel like

'''Chris:''': yeah it's a quote dr wolf when i heard him it's all go go go go go

Speaker 4: yeah it's to me pony life seems like just the pinkie pie and

'''Chris:''': just not think about it to even get the most bit of enjoyment out of it and even even with this brain it just essentially stays
off and i was going and i went into the into the uh pilot of the series you know which is neutral expectations even though i
even know everybody have foreseen how bad it was going to be and then you saw the uh the tweet at post sales like just drowning
i just couldn't help but crowd the majority of this show

Speaker 4: oh yeah well for me it was like you know it's just like the only thing i could ever credit is they literally took the my
little pony and made them my little ponies that's pretty much all they did but

'''Chris:''': and by the way captain yeah we might heard it about this but kathy west sucks not watching spike in go pony but top of the sink

Speaker 4: yeah and i heard i was like hmm that's really interesting but you know i mean it would be nice to have the original spike

'''Chris:''': yeah basically i mean the main six are original voice actresses but yeah discord saying nope

Speaker 4: that discord meme where it's like he takes out his eyes and he he rolls them like dice and throws them away that's how i feel

'''Chris:''': that one yeah i mean our original discord in c197s equestria definitely is like rolling his eyes all over the place but having
just seen you know cz 69 discord video nope nope nope

Speaker 4: um but what my back to on my train i caught my train

'''Chris:''': yay!

Speaker 4: i meant to say that the thing that concerned me about kai or at least put a little made my hair stand up
was that they did on vice the channel vice released the documentary of you of your mama so and i know a lot of people watch
tv vice at least the channel so i was a bit surprised

'''Heart:''': wow i forgot i forgot about that spunk yeah that's a good yeah good on you i forgot about the vice piece because
so many people have done that

'''Chris:''': uh huh yeah are you talking about like cable television

'''Heart:''': yeah devices yeah vices everywhere uh vices made very very mainstream

'''Spade:''': yeah

'''Heart:''': so yeah there's no way that you could you know could not run across it

'''Spade:''': yeah i watched it i love their documentaries they're awesome

'''Chris:''':(unintelligible) where kai was living previously for like well over a year uh he has not he has not had too much access to cable
television so he has highly unlikely seen this vice channel at all

'''Heart:''': is that one of the reasons why he had to borrow money for groceries

'''Chris:''': no no no that's not the case it's not that he needs a no he did not it was not borrowing money at all it's just that he was
low on money for himself and he needed more food so i opted so i opted to help him out there

Speaker 4: that's very kind of you yeah you know

'''Heart:''': yeah you you or mama yeah

'''Chris:''': all right so now back to this

'''Heart:''': wait was it was it your your idea or was it mama's idea

'''Chris:''': uh part yeah partly my idea but yeah originated from mama she put into my put into my mind and then i ended up thinking of it
and yada yada it happened

Speaker 4:okay

'''Chris:''': okay that's this vice channel there's they've been airing the documentaries of chris chan over there on that cable shadow

Speaker 4: yes i saw it myself because um actually i was flipping through channels because you know um my brain is kind of a ... cloud i

'''Chris:''': don't know we all have cloudy brains

Speaker 4: yeah well you know how my brains work it's like an archive of libraries you pull a book and then sometimes you lose
the book and you misplace the book it's it's it's very different um but i was flipping through channels and i saw a commercial for vice um
and it caught my eye because i saw it said chris chan and i was like hold on that's very odd so that's why i tagged
you in that twitter tweet saying well your mom i tagged your mom in that twitter tweet saying would you would you watch
this because i was i didn't know if you were aware but yeah i i know a lot of people watch vice especially for documentaries or just you
know that's what they mainly do if i'm correct i don't watch too much of it but i know that mostly cops and reality shows are on there

'''Chris:''': hmm i'm trying i'm looking i'm just googling uh you know vice channel and chris chan and i'm not seeing much results for
cable channel although there is apparently there's a vice tv app

Speaker 4: yes they have an app too but it's a channel on dish network because my parents haven't but it's too expensive
for me i can't afford cable or the cable dish packs stuff of that nature

Speaker 5: who even watches cable tv anymore i just fucking pirate

'''Chris:''': um yeah we still have we still have cable we may and we definitely mainly end up using it for our wi-fi but we also have it on for
pretty much the music channels yeah pretty much been doing we've been pretty much doing the majority off television show watching via
the via the internet

Speaker 4: yeah that's fair i mean nowadays hulu netflix those kind of channels are taking over cable because it's more accessible and
cheaper you know but yeah i didn't know vice had an app i just saw it um on the television and then on the twitter
on twitter um it talked about airing on a sunday i remember ...

'''Chris:''': let's see

Speaker 4:i can send you that in the um discord server the quick quick court if you guys want that

'''Heart:''': yeah

Speaker 4: yeah i'll send that

'''Chris:''': oh i just did a google advice tv channel there's a wikipedia article on it apparently it says here that it's an american basic
cable channel based on digital the digital media company and print magazine same name owned by a joint venture majority owned by
a&e networks known as viceland until december 2nd you know learn something new every moment

Speaker 4: well i i i don't watch a lot of it i mainly say on cartoon network and stuff of that nature

'''Chris:''': yeah so so did mama yeah

'''Spade:''':cartoons are awesome cartoon cartoons

Speaker 5:oh yeah!

'''Spade:''': so Sonichu have you seen the new um teenage mutant ninja turtles series rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles

'''Chris:''': yeah

'''Spade:''': yeah i'm really into it

Speaker 4:it's it's actually pretty good i was i was i'm not a huge fan TMNT but i gave that a chance and i was like you know what
that's not bad yeah

'''Spade:''': it's pretty entertaining

Speaker 5: i grew up watching the 2003 uh show that was on that was a good one that was on for kids tv

'''Spade:''': brings me back to the old saturday mornings on the fox box watching kirby sonic and turtles

Speaker 4: orgetics yeah that too

'''Chris:''': yeah mama watched the classic ninja turtles back in the 90s and she also did and she also checked out the crossover movie and
she's also watched some of the cg on nickelodeon

'''Spade:''': oh yeah i love that one too i love them all i just like turtles

Speaker 4: i like turtles i love that yeah

'''Spade:''': ironically i like turtles i am that meme i suppose they're just such cute little critters!

Speaker 4: um my friend actually saved a huge soft shell turtle on the road the other day he sent me a picture of it and i was like whoa

'''Spade:''': poor baby i hope i'm really glad he saved it oh yeah he's doing the middle of the road though silly think i know it was
mind you it's a flat those flat soft shell turtles like they normally stay in the water i'm they anger pancakes yes they they zoom
they zoom but yeah like i think it was because it was raining that day and um i live in the south so a lot of creeks and stuff rise and
fall in this area because of the humidity so yeah it might have got out of the creek or something

'''Spade:''': yeah it's possible that it didn't have enough water or food to sustain it so he's looking for a new puddle to curl up in

Speaker 4: yeah but it's like it was huge it's like about it's like um it's a very thick turtle

'''Spade:''':i like soft shells they're funny looking

Speaker 4: my favorite ones are the little yellow belly sliders oh yes ... (unintelligible)

'''Spade:''': there's the ornate box turtle which has like a little yellow belly and yellow spots on it yeah that's probably not what you're
talking about though if it's slider anyways turtles

Speaker 4: it's the ones with the red on their side of their face

'''Spade:''': oh yeah yeah i know what you're talking about that's a red-eared slider yeah i thought they were yellow bellythat might have
been my mistake nah they have yellow bellies they just they're called the red eared slider common for pets because they're so cute

Speaker 4: but people just don't know how to take care of them and it makes me upset it's

Speaker 2:really sad

'''Chris:''': they really have red ears?

'''Spade:''': um yeah they have red markings that go across their ear sort of moon shaped ones it's

'''Chris:''': they're very very tiny and they're super super fast they are turtles are super super fast

Speaker 4: yeah well some of them some of them some of them watch out wisely rabbit

'''Spade:''': indeed

Speaker 4: definitely

'''Chris:''': let me see some maybe cecil tortoise was one of those red red moon turtles

Speaker 4:probably

'''Spade:''': it would make sense

'''Chris:''': yeah and that name is actually memory cause mama and murray and likes the looney tunes show

Speaker 4: oh

'''Chris:''': you know she remembers you know that that turtle is his name is cecil and yeah by a cecil turtle and he was working in an office out
of his chair he has his co-worker julie she'll help him take it off that back (unintelligible)

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2020-08-27T14:35:13Z

Merttey25:

User:Merttey25

2020-08-26T16:05:03Z

Merttey25:

User talk:Little Owl

2020-08-26T14:39:44Z

Merttey25:

{{Protip|I reply underneath your messages, so that readers can easily follow the discussion. Please do the same to my messages in your talk page, for the same reason.}}

"''I mean, who else thinks saving money is not important, while also thinking that the lottery is an investment strategy at the same time?''"
Kinda reminds me of Elliot Rodger. [[User:DarkWestern|DarkWestern]] ([[User talk:DarkWestern|talk]]) 17:00, 30 May 2019 (UTC)

Please use 4 ~'s at the end of your comments to write your signature. [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 16:39, 30 May 2019 (UTC)

== Quote template ==

There's an issue with the new Quote template where if there's a break, the remaining text isn't italicized. Like with this - https://imgur.com/a/M0jvnwL. Is there a way to fix that? I've reverted the template back to its old form for the time being. Thanks. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 21:11, 6 August 2019 (UTC)
:Fix implemented. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 21:21, 6 August 2019 (UTC)

==Technical==
Its a great idea but I think you should just DM those to Marvin in Kiwi Farms. Since all the admins except him have retired ages ago. -
[https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Special:ListUsers&group=sysop here's a list of all admins]
[[User:Klop|klop <-- fag]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 14:04, 26 July 2020 (UTC)
: @Klop: I've emailed them. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 15:06, 26 July 2020 (UTC)

== Jerkop ==

I added you to Jerkops, you have access to Delete, Move, Rollback, and Block tools. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 01:25, 27 July 2020 (UTC)

==Guro==
Don't delete anything from Category:Guro as Chris reacted to these in a video. Some images from that category were reused in the CWCipedia raid, so double check before for deletion. - [[User:Klop|klop <-- fag]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 03:52, 27 July 2020 (UTC)
:Hi, I will make sure that there are still 21 images in the category, as recorded by the Wayback Machine. '''EXTRA:''' I have made a start on making the images link to each other so that when Marvin runs updateSpecialPages.php, they will not be reported as unused. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 03:57, 27 July 2020 (UTC)

::That's a great idea, thanks!
Why not just make a gallery on the [[CWC Update 12 August 2009|12 August 2009]] Captain's log (the video where he reacted to these) - [[User:Klop|jerklop <-- fag]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 04:38, 27 July 2020 (UTC)
: I can do that too. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 04:56, 27 July 2020 (UTC)

==Re: Unused Sonichu Pages ==
This is a very good idea, when I'm going through the files, I'll keep that in mind.
Since this is a huge project, why don't you make a project page so other mods/users can get involved. - [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 14:55, 30 July 2020 (UTC)
:@Klop, I have made a start at [[User:Little_Owl/Style_guide]]. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 15:48, 30 July 2020 (UTC)

::Since Chris has stopped using episode numbers after Book 12, what should the names for the succeeding issues be formatted as? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:38, 31 July 2020 (UTC)
::: {{mono|Sonichu - Issue #, Page #.jpg}}. I have updated the draft style guide. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 06:51, 31 July 2020 (UTC)

==Naming==
There are some pages in Sonichu 11 such as [[Media:S11-50.jpg|this]] and [[Media:S11-51.jpg|this]] which are counted in the page numbering. But since they aren't part of any episodes it feels wrong to call them comic pages. What is to be done? - [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 08:44, 4 August 2020 (UTC)
: Such special features come under the category "Other sections (single page)". It is my opinion that for the two examples, they may be referred to as "Sonichu - I'm Done Adulting.jpg" and "Sonichu - SLGBTQ.jpg" respectively. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 16:30, 4 August 2020 (UTC)

::That was what I was thinking too, but these pages are numbered, so if they arent included in the comic pages category, the page number skips by two. - [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 16:36, 4 August 2020 (UTC)
::: The page after would be called "Sonichu - Episode 23, Page 1.jpg", even though it doesn't declare the name of the story until some 12 pages in. That is why we have the [[Template:Information|Information]] template (mentioned in the [[User:Little Owl/Style guide|style guide]]) so that we can fill in details about each page. Check my recent edits on how I have done it. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 16:42, 4 August 2020 (UTC)

== Barb's plot in the cemetery ==

Hello, I saw the part on the improvements page where you mention Barb's cemetery plot, did you mean the one I've just put in Bob's section of [[Chris and death]] or some other image? [[User:Byzantine|Byzantine]] ([[User talk:Byzantine|talk]]) 13:43, 9 August 2020 (UTC)
: @Byzantine Yes, that's the image. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 13:44, 9 August 2020 (UTC)
:: Ok great, thanks. [[User:Byzantine|Byzantine]] ([[User talk:Byzantine|talk]]) 13:50, 9 August 2020 (UTC)

== Super Sonic Easter Egg ==
I have the idea to change the sonic boom saga icon to [[File:Superboom.png|this]] for the international goku day(May 9th) when the time comes as a small refernce.Is it okay if I do so? --[[User:Merttey25|Merttey25]] ([[User talk:Merttey25|talk]]) 17:36, 26 August 2020

User talk:Merttey25

2020-08-26T14:39:21Z

Merttey25:

User talk:Merttey25

2020-08-26T14:37:03Z

Merttey25:

== Corner icons ==

Hello, I have to inform you that on 6 August 2020, the CWCki website team decided to [[CWCki:General#The_future_of_.22corner_icons.22|phase out]] persistent "corner images", because they do nothing other than to distract users from the actual article. From now on, please do not add any more "corner images" to CWCki articles. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 18:22, 8 August 2020 (UTC)

== Super Sonic Easter Egg ==
I have the idea to change the sonic boom saga icon to [[File:Superboom.png|this]] for the international goku day(May 9th) when the time comes as a small refernce.Is it okay if I do so? --[[User:Merttey25|Merttey25]] ([[User talk:Merttey25|talk]]) 17:36, 26 August 2020

User talk:Merttey25

2020-08-26T14:35:41Z

Merttey25:

File:Superboom.png

2020-08-26T14:33:50Z

Merttey25:

User:Merttey25

2020-08-26T14:01:41Z

Merttey25:

User:Merttey25

2020-08-26T13:51:41Z

Merttey25:

{{Asian}}
{{Eurofag}}
{{Artfag}}
{{Observer}}
{{JERK}}

== Proof that I am '''STRAIGHT''' ==
{{Protip|I am not a homo,as I am 100 percent straight}}

I am '''STRAIGHT''' as I jerk of to '''boyfriend-free girls''' and stare at '''female butts''' all the time.
If you think I am a '''homo''' you are very '''WRONG''' as I am indeed very,very '''STRAIGHT'''.

If you dare to say otherwise you are ;

-a homo

-a retard

-a faggot

-very,very '''WRONG'''

== Merttey25 saga ==
merttey25 launches a terrorist attack to 14 branchalant court.
saga icon [[File:Mersaga.png|Link=Chris and sex]]

== Best Characters ==

[[File:Krillin.jpg]] [[File:Piccolo.jpg]]

== The Prince of all Cucks ==
[[File:Cuck.jpg]]

This guy is a true '''CUCK'''

== Goku vs. CWC ==
{{Protip|I am a Dragon Ball fan.If you couldn't tell by now.}}

the images are too big for cwcki to handle so have this link instead
https://imgur.com/gallery/8pppj2e

User:Merttey25

2020-08-26T13:28:47Z

Merttey25:

{{Asian}}
{{Eurofag}}
{{Artfag}}
{{Observer}}
{{JERK}}

== Proof that I am '''STRAIGHT''' ==
{{Protip|I am not a homo,as I am 100 percent straight}}

I am '''STRAIGHT''' as I jerk of to '''boyfriend-free girls''' and stare at '''female butts''' all the time.
If you think I am a '''homo''' you are very '''WRONG''' as I am indeed very,very '''STRAIGHT'''.

If you dare to say otherwise you are ;

-a homo

-a retard

-a faggot

-very,very '''WRONG'''

== Merttey25 saga ==
merttey25 launches a terrorist attack to 14 branchalant court.
saga icon [[File:Mersaga.png|Link=Chris and sex]]

== Best Characters ==

[[File:Krillin.jpg]] [[File:Piccolo.jpg]]

== The Prince of all Cucks ==
[[File:Cuck.jpg]]

This guy is a true '''CUCK'''

== Goku vs. CWC ==

the images are too big for cwcki to handle so have this link instead
https://imgur.com/gallery/8pppj2e

User:Merttey25

2020-08-26T13:27:28Z

Merttey25:

{{Asian}}
{{Eurofag}}
{{Artfag}}
{{Observer}}
{{JERK}}

== Proof that I am '''STRAIGHT''' ==
{{Protip|I am not a homo,as I am 100 percent straight}}

I am '''STRAIGHT''' as I jerk of to '''boyfriend-free girls''' and stare at '''female butts''' all the time.
If you think I am a '''homo''' you are very '''WRONG''' as I am indeed very,very '''STRAIGHT'''.

If you dare to say otherwise you are ;

-a homo

-a retard

-a faggot

-very,very '''WRONG'''

== Merttey25 saga ==
merttey25 kills chris by shoving a large horse dick up his ass.

saga icon [[File:Mersaga.png|Link=Chris and sex]]

== Best Characters ==

[[File:Krillin.jpg]] [[File:Piccolo.jpg]]

== The Prince of all Cucks ==
[[File:Cuck.jpg]]

This guy is a true '''CUCK'''

== Goku vs. CWC ==

the images are too big for cwcki to handle so have this link instead
https://imgur.com/gallery/8pppj2e

User:Merttey25

2020-08-24T20:33:13Z

Merttey25:

{{Asian}}
{{Eurofag}}
{{Artfag}}
{{Observer}}
{{JERK}}

== Proof that I am '''STRAIGHT''' ==
{{Protip|I am not a homo,as I am 100 percent straight}}

I am '''STRAIGHT''' as I jerk of to '''boyfriend-free girls''' and stare at '''female butts''' all the time.
If you think I am a '''homo''' you are very '''WRONG''' as I am indeed very,very '''STRAIGHT'''.

If you dare to say otherwise you are ;

-a homo

-a retard

-a faggot

-very,very '''WRONG'''

== Merttey25 saga ==
merttey25 kills chris by shoving a large horse dick up his ass.

saga icon [[File:Mersaga.png|Link=Chris and sex]]

== Best Characters ==

[[File:Krillin.jpg]] [[File:Piccolo.jpg]]

== The Prince of all Cucks ==
[[File:Cuck.jpg]]

This guy is a true '''CUCK'''

== Yandere Dev ==

[[File:Alexapparation.jpg]][[File:Toast.jpg]]

== Goku vs. CWC ==

the images are too big for cwcki to handle so have this link instead
https://imgur.com/gallery/8pppj2e

User:Merttey25

2020-08-23T11:29:48Z

Merttey25:

{{Asian}}
{{Eurofag}}
{{Artfag}}
{{Observer}}
{{JERK}}
{{Naive}}

== Proof that I am '''STRAIGHT''' ==
{{Protip|I am not a homo,as I am 100 percent straight}}

I am '''STRAIGHT''' as I jerk of to '''boyfriend-free girls''' and stare at '''female butts''' all the time.
If you think I am a '''homo''' you are very '''WRONG''' as I am indeed very,very '''STRAIGHT'''.

If you dare to say otherwise you are ;

-a homo

-a retard

-a faggot

-very,very '''WRONG'''

== Merttey25 saga ==
merttey25 kills chris by shoving a large horse dick up his ass.

saga icon [[File:Mersaga.png|Link=Chris and sex]]

== Best Characters ==

[[File:Krillin.jpg]] [[File:Piccolo.jpg]]

== The Prince of all Cucks ==
[[File:Cuck.jpg]]

This guy is a true '''CUCK'''

== Yandere Dev ==

[[File:Alexapparation.jpg]][[File:Toast.jpg]]

== Goku vs. CWC ==

the images are too big for cwcki to handle so have this link instead
https://imgur.com/gallery/8pppj2e

User:Merttey25

2020-08-23T11:29:25Z

Merttey25:

{{Asian}}
{{Eurofag}}
{{Artfag}}
{{Observer}}
{{JERK}}
{{Naive}}

== Proof that I am '''STRAIGHT''' ==
{{Protip|I am not a homo,as I am 100 percent straight}}

I am '''STRAIGHT''' as I jerk of to '''boyfriend-free girls''' and stare at '''female butts''' all the time.
If you think I am a '''homo''' you are very '''WRONG''' as I am indeed very,very '''STRAIGHT'''.

If you dare to say otherwise you are ;

-a homo

-a retard

-a faggot

-very,very '''WRONG'''

== Merttey25 saga ==
merttey25 kills chris by shoving a large horse dick up his ass.

saga icon [[File:Mersaga.png|Link=Chris and sex]]

== Best Characters ==

[[File:Krillin.jpg]] [[File:Piccolo.jpg]]

== The Prince of all Cucks ==
[[File:Cuck.jpg]]

This guy is a true '''CUCK'''

== Yandere Dev ==

[[File:Alexapparation.jpg]][[File:Toast.jpg]]

== Goku vs. CWC ==

the images are[Chris_and_sex| too big for cwcki to handle]so have this link instead
https://imgur.com/gallery/8pppj2e

User:Merttey25

2020-08-23T11:22:27Z

Merttey25:

{{Asian}}
{{Eurofag}}
{{Artfag}}
{{Observer}}
{{JERK}}
{{Naive}}

== Proof that I am '''STRAIGHT''' ==
{{Protip|I am not a homo,as I am 100 percent straight}}

I am '''STRAIGHT''' as I jerk of to '''boyfriend-free girls''' and stare at '''female butts''' all the time.
If you think I am a '''homo''' you are very '''WRONG''' as I am indeed very,very '''STRAIGHT'''.

If you dare to say otherwise you are ;

-a homo

-a retard

-a faggot

-very,very '''WRONG'''

== Merttey25 saga ==
merttey25 kills chris by shoving a large horse dick up his ass.

saga icon [[File:Mersaga.png|Link=Chris and sex]]

== Best Characters ==

[[File:Krillin.jpg]] [[File:Piccolo.jpg]]

== The Prince of all Cucks ==
[[File:Cuck.jpg]]

This guy is a true '''CUCK'''

== Yandere Dev ==

[[File:Alexapparation.jpg]][[File:Toast.jpg]]

== Goku vs. CWC ==

the images are too [http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_sex|too big for cwcki to handle]so have this link instead
https://imgur.com/gallery/8pppj2e

User:Merttey25

2020-08-23T10:51:14Z

Merttey25:

<a href="https://www.dragonball-multiverse.com/"><img src="https://www.dragonball-multiverse.com/imgs/promos/300x300.jpg" alt="[DB Multiverse]" border="0" title="Dragon Ball Multiverse Webcomic" /></a>

{{Asian}}
{{Eurofag}}
{{Artfag}}
{{Observer}}
{{JERK}}
{{Naive}}

== Proof that I am '''STRAIGHT''' ==
{{Protip|I am not a homo,as I am 100 percent straight}}

I am '''STRAIGHT''' as I jerk of to '''boyfriend-free girls''' and stare at '''female butts''' all the time.
If you think I am a '''homo''' you are very '''WRONG''' as I am indeed very,very '''STRAIGHT'''.

If you dare to say otherwise you are ;

-a homo

-a retard

-a faggot

-very,very '''WRONG'''

== Merttey25 saga ==
merttey25 kills chris by shoving a large horse dick up his ass.

saga icon [[File:Mersaga.png|Link=Chris and sex]]

== Best Characters ==

[[File:Krillin.jpg]] [[File:Piccolo.jpg]]

== The Prince of all Cucks ==
[[File:Cuck.jpg]]

This guy is a true '''CUCK'''

== Yandere Dev ==

[[File:Alexapparation.jpg]][[File:Toast.jpg]]

== Goku vs. CWC ==

the images are too [http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_sex|too big for cwcki to handle]so have this link instead
https://imgur.com/gallery/8pppj2e

User:Merttey25

2020-08-23T10:50:22Z

Merttey25:

<a href="https://www.dragonball-multiverse.com/"><img src="https://www.dragonball-multiverse.com/imgs/promos/en-600x75-all.jpg" alt="[DB Multiverse]" border="0" title="Dragon Ball Multiverse Webcomic" /></a>

{{Asian}}
{{Eurofag}}
{{Artfag}}
{{Observer}}
{{JERK}}
{{Naive}}

== Proof that I am '''STRAIGHT''' ==
{{Protip|I am not a homo,as I am 100 percent straight}}

I am '''STRAIGHT''' as I jerk of to '''boyfriend-free girls''' and stare at '''female butts''' all the time.
If you think I am a '''homo''' you are very '''WRONG''' as I am indeed very,very '''STRAIGHT'''.

If you dare to say otherwise you are ;

-a homo

-a retard

-a faggot

-very,very '''WRONG'''

== Merttey25 saga ==
merttey25 kills chris by shoving a large horse dick up his ass.

saga icon [[File:Mersaga.png|Link=Chris and sex]]

== Best Characters ==

[[File:Krillin.jpg]] [[File:Piccolo.jpg]]

== The Prince of all Cucks ==
[[File:Cuck.jpg]]

This guy is a true '''CUCK'''

== Yandere Dev ==

[[File:Alexapparation.jpg]][[File:Toast.jpg]]

== Goku vs. CWC ==

the images are too [http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_sex|too big for cwcki to handle]so have this link instead
https://imgur.com/gallery/8pppj2e

User:Merttey25

2020-08-22T18:51:39Z

Merttey25:

{{Asian}}
{{Eurofag}}
{{Artfag}}
{{Observer}}
{{JERK}}
{{Naive}}

== Proof that I am '''STRAIGHT''' ==
{{Protip|I am not a homo,as I am 100 percent straight}}

I am '''STRAIGHT''' as I jerk of to '''boyfriend-free girls''' and stare at '''female butts''' all the time.
If you think I am a '''homo''' you are very '''WRONG''' as I am indeed very,very '''STRAIGHT'''.

If you dare to say otherwise you are ;

-a homo

-a retard

-a faggot

-very,very '''WRONG'''

== Merttey25 saga ==
merttey25 kills chris by shoving a large horse dick up his ass.

saga icon [[File:Mersaga.png|Link=Chris and sex]]

== Best Characters ==

[[File:Krillin.jpg]] [[File:Piccolo.jpg]]

== The Prince of all Cucks ==
[[File:Cuck.jpg]]

This guy is a true '''CUCK'''

== Yandere Dev ==

[[File:Alexapparation.jpg]][[File:Toast.jpg]]

== Goku vs. CWC ==

the images are too [http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_sex|too big for cwcki to handle]so have this link instead
https://imgur.com/gallery/8pppj2e

User:Merttey25

2020-08-22T18:51:06Z

Merttey25:

{{Asian}}
{{Eurofag}}
{{Artfag}}
{{Observer}}
{{JERK}}
{{Naive}}

== Proof that I am '''STRAIGHT''' ==
{{Protip|I am not a homo,as I am 100 percent straight}}

I am '''STRAIGHT''' as I jerk of to '''boyfriend-free girls''' and stare at '''female butts''' all the time.
If you think I am a '''homo''' you are very '''WRONG''' as I am indeed very,very '''STRAIGHT'''.

If you dare to say otherwise you are ;

-a homo

-a retard

-a faggot

-very,very '''WRONG'''

== Merttey25 saga ==
merttey25 kills chris by shoving a large horse dick up his ass.

saga icon [[File:Mersaga.png|Link=Chris and sex]]

== Best Characters ==

[[File:Krillin.jpg]] [[File:Piccolo.jpg]]

== The Prince of all Cucks ==
[[File:Cuck.jpg]]

This guy is a true '''CUCK'''

== Yandere Dev ==

[[File:Alexapparation.jpg]][[File:Toast.jpg]]

== Goku vs. CWC ==

the images are [http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_sex|too big for cwcki to handle]so have this link instead
https://imgur.com/gallery/8pppj2e

User:Merttey25

2020-08-22T14:56:26Z

Merttey25:

{{Asian}}
{{Eurofag}}
{{Artfag}}
{{Observer}}
{{JERK}}
{{Naive}}

== Proof that I am '''STRAIGHT''' ==
{{Protip|I am not a homo,as I am 100 percent straight}}

I am '''STRAIGHT''' as I jerk of to '''boyfriend-free girls''' and stare at '''female butts''' all the time.
If you think I am a '''homo''' you are very '''WRONG''' as I am indeed very,very '''STRAIGHT'''.

If you dare to say otherwise you are ;

-a homo

-a retard

-a faggot

-very,very '''WRONG'''

== Merttey25 saga ==
merttey25 kills chris by shoving a large horse dick up his ass.

saga icon [[File:Mersaga.png|Link=Chris and sex]]

== Best Characters ==

[[File:Krillin.jpg]] [[File:Piccolo.jpg]]

== The Prince of all Cucks ==
[[File:Cuck.jpg]]

This guy is a true '''CUCK'''

== Yandere Dev ==

[[File:Alexapparation.jpg]][[File:Toast.jpg]]

== Goku vs. CWC ==

the images are too big for cwcki to handle[http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_sex]so have this link instead
https://imgur.com/gallery/8pppj2e

User:Merttey25

2020-08-22T14:49:04Z

Merttey25:

{{Asian}}
{{Eurofag}}
{{Artfag}}
{{Observer}}
{{JERK}}
{{Naive}}

== Proof that I am '''STRAIGHT''' ==
{{Protip|I am not a homo,as I am 100 percent straight}}

I am '''STRAIGHT''' as I jerk of to '''boyfriend-free girls''' and stare at '''female butts''' all the time.
If you think I am a '''homo''' you are very '''WRONG''' as I am indeed very,very '''STRAIGHT'''.

If you dare to say otherwise you are ;

-a homo

-a retard

-a faggot

-very,very '''WRONG'''

== Merttey25 saga ==
merttey25 kills chris by shoving a large horse dick up his ass.

saga icon [[File:Mersaga.png|Link=Chris and sex]]

== Best Characters ==

[[File:Krillin.jpg]] [[File:Piccolo.jpg]]

== The Prince of all Cucks ==
[[File:Cuck.jpg]]

This guy is a true '''CUCK'''

'''Yandere Dev Memes'''

[[File:Alexapparation.jpg]][[File:Toast.jpg]]

User:Merttey25

2020-08-22T14:48:48Z

Merttey25:

{{Asian}}
{{Eurofag}}
{{Artfag}}
{{Observer}}
{{JERK}}
{{Naive}}

== Proof that I am '''STRAIGHT''' ==
{{Protip|I am not a homo,as I am 100 percent straight}}

I am '''STRAIGHT''' as I jerk of to '''boyfriend-free girls''' and stare at '''female butts''' all the time.
If you think I am a '''homo''' you are very '''WRONG''' as I am indeed very,very '''STRAIGHT'''.

If you dare to say otherwise you are ;

-a homo

-a retard

-a faggot

-very,very '''WRONG'''

== Merttey25 saga ==
merttey25 kills chris by shoving a large horse dick up his ass.

saga icon [[File:Mersaga.png|Link=Chris and sex]]

== Best Characters ==

[[File:Krillin.jpg]] [[File:Piccolo.jpg]]

== The Prince of all Cucks ==
[[File:Cuck.jpg]]

This guy is a true '''CUCK'''

'''Yandere Dev Memes'''

[[File:Alexapparation.jpg]][[File:Toast.jpg]]
[[File:Areyazappin.jpg]]

User:Merttey25

2020-08-22T14:48:28Z

Merttey25:

{{Asian}}
{{Eurofag}}
{{Artfag}}
{{Observer}}
{{JERK}}
{{Naive}}

== Proof that I am '''STRAIGHT''' ==
{{Protip|I am not a homo,as I am 100 percent straight}}

I am '''STRAIGHT''' as I jerk of to '''boyfriend-free girls''' and stare at '''female butts''' all the time.
If you think I am a '''homo''' you are very '''WRONG''' as I am indeed very,very '''STRAIGHT'''.

If you dare to say otherwise you are ;

-a homo

-a retard

-a faggot

-very,very '''WRONG'''

== Merttey25 saga ==
merttey25 kills chris by shoving a large horse dick up his ass.

saga icon [[File:Mersaga.png|Link=Chris and sex]]

== Best Characters ==

[[File:Krillin.jpg]] [[File:Piccolo.jpg]]

== The Prince of all Cucks ==
[[File:Cuck.jpg]]

This guy is a true '''CUCK'''

'''Yandere Dev Memes'''

[[File:Alexapparation.jpg]][[File:Toast.jpg]][[File:Areyazappin.jpg]]

User:Merttey25

2020-08-22T14:45:29Z

Merttey25:

{{Asian}}
{{Eurofag}}
{{Artfag}}
{{Observer}}
{{JERK}}
{{Naive}}

== Proof that I am '''STRAIGHT''' ==
{{Protip|I am not a homo,as I am 100 percent straight}}

I am '''STRAIGHT''' as I jerk of to '''boyfriend-free girls''' and stare at '''female butts''' all the time.
If you think I am a '''homo''' you are very '''WRONG''' as I am indeed very,very '''STRAIGHT'''.

If you dare to say otherwise you are ;

-a homo

-a retard

-a faggot

-very,very '''WRONG'''

== Merttey25 saga ==
merttey25 kills chris by shoving a large horse dick up his ass.

saga icon [[File:Mersaga.png|Link=Chris and sex]]

== Best Characters ==

[[File:Krillin.jpg]] [[File:Piccolo.jpg]]

== The Prince of all Cucks ==
[[File:Cuck.jpg]]

This guy is a true '''CUCK'''

'''Yandere Dev Memes'''

[[File:Alexapparation.jpg||this is what happenes when you cum on your sm64 cartridge]]

User:Merttey25

2020-08-22T14:44:47Z

Merttey25:

{{Asian}}
{{Eurofag}}
{{Artfag}}
{{Observer}}
{{JERK}}
{{Naive}}

== Proof that I am '''STRAIGHT''' ==
{{Protip|I am not a homo,as I am 100 percent straight}}

I am '''STRAIGHT''' as I jerk of to '''boyfriend-free girls''' and stare at '''female butts''' all the time.
If you think I am a '''homo''' you are very '''WRONG''' as I am indeed very,very '''STRAIGHT'''.

If you dare to say otherwise you are ;

-a homo

-a retard

-a faggot

-very,very '''WRONG'''

== Merttey25 saga ==
merttey25 kills chris by shoving a large horse dick up his ass.

saga icon [[File:Mersaga.png|Link=Chris and sex]]

== Best Characters ==

[[File:Krillin.jpg]] [[File:Piccolo.jpg]]

== The Prince of all Cucks ==
[[File:Cuck.jpg]]

This guy is a true '''CUCK'''

'''Yandere Dev Memes'''

[[File:Alexappration.jpg||this is what happenes when you cum on your sm64 cartridge]]

File:Alexapparation.jpg

2020-08-22T14:43:14Z

Merttey25: whoa

== Summary ==
whoa

User:Merttey25

2020-08-18T20:45:16Z

Merttey25:

Rosechu

2020-08-05T15:23:20Z

Merttey25:

:''This article is about the character. For the general species of female OCs, see [[Rosechu (species)]].''

{{Articleofthenow}}

<div style="position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0">[[Image:Rosegao.png|100px]]</div>

{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] character
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:Rosechu Original.jpg|200px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Rosechu
|-
| '''Date of birth'''
| 22 December 1988 (in universe, original)
8 January 1992 (in universe, Idea Guy retcon)

22 December 2000 (IRL)
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Female (original)
Male-to-Female transgender (Idea Guy retcon)
|-
| '''Length'''
| 4'8" (142 cm)
|-
| '''Weight'''
| 90 lbs (41 kg)
|-
| '''Parents'''
| Luxray (father), Raichu (mother)
|-
| '''Education'''
| CWCville University<ref>[[Mailbag 21#Home economics]]</ref>
|-
| '''Species'''
| [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]])
|-
| '''Type'''
| Electric
|-
| '''Evolves from'''
| [[Rosey]] or [[Raichu]]
|-
| '''Evolves into'''
| [[Vamprosa]] or [[The Incredible Lioness]]
|-
|}

'''Rosechu''' (pronounced "rose'chu" ([ˈroːz.tʃuː]) in canon;<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Rosechu Rosechu's CWCipedia Page]</ref> ro'-za-chu ([ˈrozətʃu]) in the [[Audiobooks]]) also know as '''Rosey''' is the second [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] created by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], and the girlfriend-turned-wife of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]].

As the primary <del>male</del> female character in the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' universe, she represents Chris's idea of a perfect woman, which unsurprisingly amounts to a bleating wall-eyed semen receptacle with no personality. Rosechu's interests include kissing Sonichu, shopping, gossiping, sucking Sonichu's [[Pickle|pickle]], posting nude photos of herself on the [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] to uphold her reputation, and stripping for [[women's rights]]. Chris will occasionally have Rosechu refer to him as "father" (or more likely "papa"), just like Sonichu. Rosechu is extremely defensive about rumors that she has a [[Pickle|penis]].

==Development==

{{quote|Pink Electric Hedgehog Pokemon. The original cutie. She is Sonichu’s girlfriend. Even though she can’t run as fast as Sonichu, she still can zap up some power when in danger.|Rosechu's background, [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchusNews2.htm ''Sonichu's News Dash'' #2]}}

Christian's primary interests are [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pokémon]]. Having first created [[Sonichu]], he would inevitably have to turn to fashioning a girlfriend for his creation, based predominantly on [[Amy Rose]], with minor elements from [[Raichu]] added. Whereas the Sonic/Amy relationship is deliberately one-sided to create some drama and comedy, Christian prides himself on the fact that Sonichu and Rosechu have absolutely no sexual tension or any complications in their romance at all.

Intentionally or not, the entire Sonichu/Rosechu relationship serves as Christian's model for how he presumes he will interact with his eventual sweetheart. Sonichu's attraction to Rosechu is based entirely on a single wayward glance. He makes no effort to win her affection, and does not need to, as Rosechu falls for him instantly. They are rarely out of one another's sight, and all of their time together is spent kissing, snuggling or screwing. Christian does not depict Rosechu as an unequal partner within the relationship, but since she has almost no purpose or existence outside of her association with Sonichu, the character essentially serves as little more than an [[Kimmi|object]] for Sonichu to periodically [[Semen|ejaculate]] inside.

As [[Trolls|trolls]] discovered Chris's weak spot for fan art of Rosechu with a penis, Christian responded with fervent attempts to prove Rosechu's femininity, drawing her less like the cartoonish Amy Rose and with greater attention to her breasts, hips, legs, underwear and cameltoe. This drive to assert Rosechu's sexuality, along with Chris's inevitable sexual attraction to his own character, probably contributed to Rosechu's increasing prominence in the comics. [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] is almost entirely about her, even featuring an instance of Rosechu displaying formidable powers (in an attack which needlessly involved face-to-vagina contact).

Chris developed a biography page for Rosechu and revealed that he had created her on 22 December [[2000]], over nine months after creating Sonichu. Nowhere on the page is there any mention of him using [[Amy Rose]] as a base. It should also be noted that this was done basically out of obligation, as Rosechu (one of the comic's main characters) did not have her own page until [[February 2010]], while [[Simonla]], a rather minor character, had one back in [[December 2009]]. All information on Rosechu was originally to be found in a subsection of Sonichu's page, despite Chris's efforts to imply she is equal to him.

==Early life==

In the [[CWCipedia]] article for Rosechu, Chris gives a rambling, pointless backstory for Rosechu. According to Chris, Rosechu was raised by her parents: fathered by a [[Wikipedia:Luxray|Luxray]] and mothered by a [[Wikipedia:Raichu|Raichu]]. The [[Wikipedia:Luxray|Luxray]] hunts and does other masculine activities, while the Raichu stays home and [[Women's rights|cooks dinner]]. Chris gives the small group a family dynamic similar to that of humans (the notion of which is completely ridiculous in the [[Pokémon]] universe). While still a [[Wikipedia:Pichu|Pichu]], she was captured by a trainer, separating herself from family (though unlike [[Wild Sonichu]], she expresses no emotion whatsoever about this as an adult).

The Pichu was taken in by [[Wikipedia:Professor Oak|Professor Oak]], a character from the first-generation Pokémon games, and given to [[Kel|Kellie Felix]] as a consolation for not having arrived in time to receive one of the traditional starters. This plot point is stolen directly from the Pokémon anime and ''Pokémon Yellow'', which begin in almost the exact same way.

More extremely dull biographical information ensues, chiefly concerning [[Kel]] gathering a full team of Pokémon. Oddly, every one of her Pokémon has a human nickname ("David," "Ashley", et cetera) but the Pichu is not given a nickname at all. The Pichu that would become Rosechu evolves into a Pikachu at one point, and at level 50 Kel uses a Thunder Stone to force it to evolve into a Raichu
.

It's also interesting to point out that, unlike the other Sonichu/Rosechus in the comic, she is the only one to evolve fully clothed. Sonichu evolved with shoes on (somehow), the others seemed to as well, minus when Chris broke into Angelica's room, giving her shoes and a Scrunchy. When her children evolve, they do not share their mother's magic clothes evolution trait. Before her children, shes the only non-human character to be fully clothed while the other Sonichu/Rosechus run about naked or wear little to no clothing.

==Sexism==

{{quote|She is not just a sex object; she is an individual with her own feelings, aspirations and opinions.|Chris, [[Mailbag 10#The incredible vanishing email|explaining how he sees Rosechu as a sex object]]}}
Since Chris knows virtually nothing about actual women and considers them completely different from men, he has no frame of reference for Rosechu's characterization beyond qualities that make her a perfect mate in his eyes. Beyond her relationship with Sonichu and her defiance of [[4-cent garbage.com]], Chris will only have Rosechu partake in stereotypical female activities. She enjoys "shopping" for no other reason than Chris having deemed this as a compulsory feminine quality, as well as having long "girly chats" that can last for hours — as seen with her interaction with Amy Rose, whom according to Chris she does not resemble in any way. Despite all of the shopping she does, she always wears the same outfit in public (when she isn't making porn for [[Women's rights]]). Her only other hobbies seem to include lounging in fields of flowers, and playing the damsel in distress and constantly needing her man Sonichu to save her.

Also worth noting is that, unlike Sonichu, Rosechu didn't fall in love at first glance. According to the [[CWCipedia]], Rosechu only fell in love with Sonichu after he asked her to get him something to eat. [[Women's rights|Subtle]].

Despite being [[Slow in the minds|slower]] than her counterpart,<ref>"[[Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu]]"</ref> and rarely showing any usefulness or fighting prowess (merely twice at last count), Chris claims that Rosechu is equal to her heartsweet in every way; she's just always "caught off-guard".<ref>[[Common Questions#30_January_2010]]</ref> This tactfully implies that although Rosechu is as formidable in potential as Sonichu against the forces of evil, she is too incompetent to perform this duty. Logically, since Rosechu was created from Raichu, the evolved form of Pikachu, from which Sonichu was created, she should be stronger than him in basically every regard, but her crippling handicap of being female robs her of this.

It is notable that her nickname is the ''exact same'' as the [[Rosey|baby form]] of her species, in what is totally not an infantilization of her character. To Chris's credit, she probably had the nickname before Chris came up with the Sonee/Rosey idea. Also, this could simply be an emulation of the common term of endearment ''"baby"'' normal people use (but isn't likely to be considering Chris's unoriginality).

==Transgender drama==
{{Wise|Rosechu was male until getting an operation from Dr Silvestrchu in 2008.}}

{{quote|Okay, who’s Ready to have their minds Totally, Royally F***ed Up? Rosey, our Prime Rosechu, Sweetheart of Sonichu... Was born, as a Pichu, MALE. The D***ed Trolls were correct.|Chris, [[December 2017]]<ref name=Decposts>[[December 2017 Facebook posts#Is Rosechu a transwoman?]]</ref>}}

[[Image:TheTailofRosechu.jpg|thumb|left|Chris's edited "proof" of Rosechu's sex.]]
[[Image:TheREALTailofRosechu.jpg|thumb|The unedited page tells a different story.]]

[[Image:Original-chrischan-rosechu-trap.jpg|thumb|Officially canon]]
On 12 January 2010, Chris received [[Mailbag 39#Rosechu the transwoman|a letter from a fan]] complimenting his portrayal of Rosechu as a [[tomgirl|transwoman]]. The fourth generation of the ''Pokémon'' games introduced a sexually dimorphic feature for [[Raichu]]; female Raichu have rounded tails, whereas the males have a defined point - the latter being the original Raichu design, and as such the design of the Raichu that would become Rosechu. Rather than simply explaining that he had created the character before this gender-specific characteristic existed in the game art, Chris's reaction was to freak out in [[Chris and writing|CAPS LOCK]] and [[12 January 2010#Part 2|scream into his camera]]. This intense reaction, of course, meant that the trolls had found yet another one of Chris's hot-buttons.

Chris received [[Mailbag 42#It was just a girl that had all the physical characteristics of a boy|two]] [[Mailbag 44#On Rosechu's man-parts|more]] letters about Rosechu's transgendered nature before taking further action. He threw together a poorly photoshopped collage, declaring that it proved beyond the shadow of a doubt that Rosechu was female. Unfortunately for Chris, the page in the archives remained unedited. This was pointed out in [[Mailbag 45#Caught in a lie? Just delete the evidence|Mailbag 45]]. Chris responded to the serious accusation of lying to his fans the only way he knew: by deleting the letter. Chris eventually used the obvious defense that the gender differences didn't exist when he drew the page in [[Mailbag 51#Apologizing deeply|Mailbag 51]], when a patient fan explained he should have done that all along.

When Chris created the Rosechu biography page, he mentioned that Rosechu had a blunt tail as a Raichu (contradicting his own art) and that it became pointed because of her transformation.

[[File:Rosechu gender poll results.png|thumb|Official poll results: Rosechu is transgender.]]

On 6 [[December 2017]], under the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], Chris took a complete 180 from his original viewpoint and confirmed that Rosechu was, indeed, hatched a male, believing she got an operation on her genitals so that she could give birth to her three children.<ref name=Decposts>[[December 2017 Facebook posts#Is Rosechu a transwoman?]]</ref>.

{{quote|Rosechu is confirmed transgender as of tonight. Chris was shocked but accepting xD

I pretended to be both Sonichu and Rosechu, who borrowed my computer. All it took was a little knowledge on Sonichu and Chris believes he’s talking to his “children”.

Basically Rosechu admitted it when she told Chris she evolved from a male Raichu.|Idea Guy<ref name=IdeaGuyQ&A>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>}}

{{quote|I actually have heard this Fact from Rosechu, Herself; it is Not Fan Input on that.|An extremely gullible Chris.<ref name=Decposts></ref>}}

Chris asked his followers to vote on whether Rosechu should remain a transwoman or get retconned to being a female from birth, and they voted 57% to 43% for her to be transgender. He then deleted the poll results because his feelings were hurt over fans being more interested in a trans Rosechu<ref name=IdeaGuyQ&A></ref>. Chris would later come around to accepting Rosechu as transgender and made it canon in [[Sonichu 15]].

{{clear}}

==Marriage==

[[Image:AfterTheHoneyMoon.jpg|thumb|Rosechu's marriage with Sonichu hasn't been as idyllic as she always imagined...]]

Rosechu married Sonichu in a top secret ceremony at Samuel Memorial United Christian Church on March 17, 2006.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today CWCipedia article on Sonichu]</ref> Despite living together and having constant [[Rule 34|sex]], the two lovebirds saw fit to keep their union out of the spotlight by wearing their rings under their gloves. Rosechu quickly set to work fulfilling her sole creator-given biological function as a [[Sonee and Rosey]] factory. As of 2009, the couple have [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|three hidden children]], abandoned to their put-upon-yet-attractive [[Heather Iglesias|Hispanic lesbian nanny]], presumably so the grown-ups can continue their important day-jobs of screwing and saving Chris from the trolls. The eldest, Cera, was already enrolled in elementary school in [[Sonichu 11]], despite being ostensibly two years old.

After having the kids, Rosechu "volunteered on her own sound decision to have her tubes tied,"<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#4-Cent_Garbage CWCipedia article on Sonichu]</ref> which Chris believes is a reversible procedure (it generally is not). Rosechu elects to do this despite the fact that it would be be easier and safer for Sonichu to get a [[Wikipedia:vasectomy|vasectomy]] and much easier for Sonichu just to wear a condom, as both characters have espoused in fake PSAs within the comic. The fact that preventing future children is Rosechu's responsibility rather than her husband's illustrates Chris's [[Women's rights|self-centered views on masculinity, responsibility, and the woman's role in a marriage]].

==Religion==

She appears to hold [[Chris and religion|unspecified Christian beliefs]], reminding Sonichu that instead of [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|using violence]] or [[CWC is Angry|getting angry]] with his foes, he should "remember the story of Joseph" (which of the Bible's three Josephs it is unclear) and forgive them. After all, all of the "good guys" of Chris' comic must be like their [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|insane, murderous god]].

However, Rosechu fails to remember the story of Joseph herself when she savagely mauls [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] not only for the crime of creating a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|satire website]] about her creator - but for throwing a pickle at her. As proof of her [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]], Rosechu transforms into [[The Incredible Lioness]], face-rapes Jason and tears his scalp open before electrocuting him, leaving him convulsing in a pool of blood.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_46 Sonichu 8]</ref>

==Campaigner==

Despite the sexism evident, Rosechu is a long-term campaigner for [[Women's rights]].

Rosechu has also been known to complain about the "dumb" child pornography laws,<ref>[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]</ref> mirroring Chris's wish that they be overturned so he can expand his [[Love Quest]] criteria to include children.

With her total lack of personality, rampant promiscuity, violent behaviour and enthusiasm for child pornography, Chris believes Rosechu is the perfect model for young female fans.

In the battle of [[4-cent_garbage.com|4-Cent Garbage]] she mentions how her glorious body and women's genitals are used to carry her children until they emerge for their "glorious birth". However, Rosechu should not be able to have live births, as every Sonee/Rosey seen was mentioned or shown to have been hatched (minus Sonichu, Rosechu, and Blake). She possibly meant she would lay the eggs- but her wording makes it sound she is able to give live births-what Pokemon cannot do. According to the [[Sonichu_chronology|Sonichu Chronology]], all three of her children were born at this time.

==Obesity==
[[File:Fatrosechu2.jpg ‎|thumb|200px]]

[[Sonichu 12]] features a storyline about Rosechu becoming obese. Chris wrote the plot into the story as a reflection of his relationship with then-sweetheart [[Jessica Quinn]], who has a fat fetish<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts#Quinn.27s_missing_out</ref><ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CLog_10042017_-_Q%26A_1#Question_12:_About_the_Rosechu_weight_gain</ref>. After his breakup, she rapidly lost all the weight and the subject has yet to be mentioned again.

==Idea Guy influences==
{{main|Idea Guy}}

During the Idea Guy saga, Chris's belief in multiple dimensions was exploited and his sense of reality hijacked to make changes to many of Chris's characters, concepts and perspective of the real world, with him considering them to be valid. Ideas involving Rosechu's character include:

*Being born male and identifying as transgender.

*Her birthday, changed to 8 January 1992.

{{clear}}

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:229-ACRchu.jpg
Image:230-ACRchuBck.jpg
Image:234-RchuCard1.jpg
Image:235-RchuCard2.jpg
Image:236-RchuCard3.jpg
Image:237-YuRosechu.jpg
Image:239-RchuWink.jpg
Image:241-DolledRchu.jpg
Image:242-RosechuStyle.jpg
Image:512-RosechuAtPacSun.JPG|Originally believed to be [[DJ Jamsta]], it turns out this is Rosechu.
Image:A_pickle.jpg|NOT PHOTOSHOPPED!
Image:238-RosechuPose.jpg
Image:RosechuTheIncredibleLioness.jpg|[[The Incredible Lioness|Rosechu's final form]], campaigning for [[Women's rights|women's rights]] with facerape.
Image:ECP 00077.jpg|They've fused!
Image:Modnation Rosechu.jpg|In ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.
File:LBPRosechu.jpg|In [[LittleBigPlanet]].
File:Medallions 2.JPG|Rosechu [[medallion]].
File:Lego Rosechu B.jpg|[[LEGO]] Rosechu.
File:Lego Rosechu A.jpg|Rosechu's tail, shaped with great care and attentiveness.
File:WACS 1.JPG|"WACs: Real American Heroines!," offered for sale on [[eBay]].
File:Rosechu tennis 1.JPG|"Sweethearts Playing a Round," another marketed drawing.
File:RosechuAmiiboA.jpg|Rosechu [[Amiibo]], for sale on [[Etsy]].
File:Night Star Rosechu.png|As [[Night Star]].
File:AWildRosechu (Female).jpg|Homemade [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] card.
File:AWildRosechu (Male).jpg|Genderbent Rosechu as a homemade [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] card.
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
{{Fan art}}
{{CWCipedia}}

*[[Vamprosa]]
*[[The Incredible Lioness]]
*[[Rosechu (species)]]
*[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children]]
*[[CWCville#Zapbud|Zapbud]], a flower Rosechu likes.
*[[Pickle]], a vegetable another Rosechu is [[Silvana|implied to have]].

== Sources ==
<references/>

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]
[[Category:Rosechus]]

Bubbles Rosechu

2020-08-05T08:05:39Z

Merttey25:

{{quote|Bubbles has a bubbly personality; likes to have fun often, a bit goofy sometimes, yet serious when the situation calls for it.|-[[Mailbag 7#The Rosechus are totally diverse and stuff|Chris]] on Bubbles's complete non-character}}
{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] character
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:Bubbles.jpg|200px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Bubbles Rosechu
|-
| '''Date of birth'''
| 2 February 1989 (in universe, original) 19 June 1995 (in universe, [[Idea Guy]] retcon)
No later than 17 August 2004 (IRL)<ref>Chris created a [[Yu-Gi-Oh!#Custom Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards|Custom Yu-Gi-Oh! Card]] of Bubbles on 17 August 2004. It can therefore be inferred that Bubbles was not created at any point later than this date.</ref>
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Female
|-
| '''Length'''
| 3'10 (91 cm)
|-
| '''Weight'''
| 90 lbs (41 kg)
|-
| '''Parents'''
| Swampert (adoptive mother)
|-
| '''Species'''
| [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]])
|-
| '''Type'''
| Electric/Water
|-
| '''Evolves from'''
| [[Rosee]] (Water Stone)
|-
| '''Evolves into'''
| N/A
|-
|}

<div style="position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0">[[Image:Bubbleswim.gif|100px]]</div>

'''Bubbles''' is a [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]], and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]] that formed from eggs released by the [[Chaotic Rainbow]] as a result of the collision between Super [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and a [[Pikachu]].

Of all the members of the Chaotic Combo, Bubbles is the most generic and useless; a soulless filler character who has almost no purpose in the comic. Her initial purpose was to balance the Chaotic Combo by having a Water-type [[Pokémon]], but in later comics, her role was expanded to be a filler character for subplots, until Chris needed to find an appropriate romantic partner for other, more important characters. Despite the fact that she was hatched in 2004, Chris still insists that she is over eighteen and therefore making porn of her and [[Blake]] doesn’t make him a [[pedofork]]. He then promptly [[retcon]]ned her birthdate to all the way back to 1989 for the express purpose of making porn out of her and her canonically four-year-old boyfriend.

In [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], it's implied that she can dive to absurd depths exceeding 5,000 fathoms (for comparison, a [[navy|sperm]] [[Barbara Chandler|whale]] can reach about 1,650 fathoms). It's likely that her deep-diving habits have given her chronic decompression sickness localized [[slow-in-the-minds|entirely in her brain]].

She is said to be 90% water, which is so abnormally high (the average mammal's body is around 60% water) that it's a wonder her body can hold together at all. For some reason, this precludes her from getting a tan like all the other Rosechus (as for some reason Rosechus covered in fur can get a tan at all) showing once again that Chris [[Honor roll|doesn't know shit about biology or chemistry]]. Getting a tan with her mainly water body would most likely result in her slowly and painfully evaporating, if sat out long enough.

She is a combination of four characters:

*[[Raichu]]
*[[Amy Rose]]
*[[Wikipedia:List_of_Sonic_the_Hedgehog_comic_book_characters#Princess_Sally_Acorn|Sally Acorn]] (A [[Sonic]] character that has prominent breasts but doesn't wear anything to cover them up.)
*[[Wikipedia:Marill|Marill]] (Tail and color scheme.)

==Comic appearances==

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]===

While in her unevolved Rosey form, Bubbles was raised by a female [[Swampert]], who for some reason lived in the ocean despite canonically living in swamps. Unfortunately for the Swampert, a giant [[Boulder-Dropping_Whale#Boulder-Dropping_Whale|whale]] dropped a boulder on her and injured her. This forced Bubbles to evolve into her Rosechu form, allowing her to somehow save her adoptive mother by using Ice Beam.

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]===

Bubbles first meets [[Blake]] while he is attempting to steal the [[Legendary Master Sunstone]]. He accidentally splashes her with a wave he created while riding a hover board. Despite being a water Pokémon, this outrages her, which inspires her to team up with the other [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] for an incredibly unfair gang-stomping.

===[[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]===

In [[Sonichu_4#Sub-Episode_2:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22The_Rise_.26_Fall_of_My_Heart.22|Sub Episode 2]], Bubbles is mentioned only by name as one of the citizens Rosechu [[Women%27s_rights|gossips to like a good woman does]] about Chris's date with [[Hanna|Fandanna]] on her cell phone. We do not get to actually hear their conversation, as this is about Chris, remember?

===[[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]]===

She has cameos in this issue but no speaking lines because she has no personality at all.

===[[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]===
In this issue, Bubbles's attentions are strangely divided. One minute she pretends to be concerned about [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Chris's sister Crystal]] getting trapped in the mirror, the next minute she is talking about [[Bionic the Hedgehog]]’s great basketball skills. She and [[Angelica]] think to themselves "What a dreamboat." Way to develop your characters, Chris.

===Episode 18 Prologue===

Here we see the [[Chaotic Combo]] celebrating their 19th birthday on February 2, 2008. This is a lame ass attempt to make Chris look like less of a pedophile. Shortly after, on March 21, she celebrates Blake’s birthday alone with him. They share a kiss after explaining how Blake has the maturity of a 20 year old despite being cloned only four years ago. This also appears to be the start of their relationship- even though the only interactions they have had prior were her kicking his butt for getting her wet-[[Chris_and_sex|not in that way]]. This may just be an excuse to pair his characters up so Blake won't be accused of being [[homos|one of them]], and so none of his females will be [[Women%27s_rights#In_the_comic|single]]

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring Break]]===

While the other [[Rosechu]]s and [[Angelica]] are sun-bathing, Bubbles gives a lengthy and tedious explanation about why water Pokémon don’t need sunscreen and cannot tan (Why she wears a bathing suit when before she was running around naked, however, is never explained). [[Magi-Chan]] telepathically tells her that he has detected a [[Sonichu Ball]] in a nearby ocean. Before Bubbles goes to fetch it, Blake kicks sand in everyone’s faces to make him look like a bad guy, instead of doing something actually bad such as injuring someone or getting to the Sonichu Ball first. Bubbles steps up to "deal with this jerk." She restrains him and leads him away from the others to be alone with him. The other two Rosechus think it’s "cute" that they pretend to not be a couple.

Bubbles and Blake agree to have a romantic epilogue under a pier after she finds the Sonichu Ball. Unfortunately for Blake, [[Silvana]] takes the form of Bubbles so she can rape him just for laughs. Bubbles finds the Sonichu Ball, but not in time to save Blake. Silvana then transforms into Blake and tries to have sex with Bubbles. Magi-chan warns her first, even though she ignores his warnings at first, and then the two come to blows. Silvana soon simply teleports away, however. It is never brought up why Magi didn't warn Blake of Silvana's trick.

===[[Sonichu 9#Episode 20: CWC-Defense|CWC-Defense]]===

Bubbles and Blake are shown attacking a group of Punislavs on the beach, in which Bubbles uses some sort of electrically charged tidal wave to destroy her enemies, a rare time a woman actually does something of importance in the comics. Moments later, she and Blake make out, showing that she apparently forgives Blake for having adulterous sex with an evil hermaphrodite in the previous issue, even though she was disguised and acted just like Bubbles- bland and sex-begging. Blake, being a Chris-Chan character, probably only cared that the "Bubbles" had boobs and china, Nobody ever brings up the fact Magi- Chan didn't warn Blake of the disguise as he did with Bubbles

== Bubbles's [[Love Quest]] ==

She's sexually attracted by Blake and wanted to have sex with him under a pier but Silvana got there first, disguising herself as Bubbles. In spite of this, she still adores Blake, never questioning how he managed to let his libido mask the fact that Silvana was a fake. Despite what most would consider a [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|critical lapse of judgment]] capable of ruining a relationship, she still married [[Blake]] on July 4th 2009.<ref>[[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC]]</ref> Since Chris is a jerk, we're given no information about the wedding or the events leading up to it.

==Trivia==
:* According to the Cwcipedia, Bubbles is a childhood friend of Yawning Squirtle.

==Gallery==

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<gallery>
Image:262-ACBubbles.jpg
Image:263-ACBubblesBck.jpg
Image:265-YuBubbles.jpg|"Bubble Rosechu" in a ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' card
Image:266-Bubbles.jpg|Apparently Chris is too lazy to give many poses to this character.
Image:IvysBubbles to Blake.jpg|Bubbles, as depicted by [[Ivy]].
Image:Some Bubbly pun by the.jpg
File:ModNation Bubbles.jpg|Bubbles in [[ModNation Racers]].
File:Lego Bubbles.jpg|[[LEGO]] Bubbles.
File:Bubbly 1.JPG|"Bubbly Under the Sea," offered for sale on [[eBay]].
File:BubblesAmiiboA.jpg|Bubbles [[Amiibo]] packaged for sale on [[Etsy]].
</gallery>
</center>

==References==

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Sonichu (character)

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::''This page is about the character. For the comic, see [[Sonichu (comic)]]. For other uses, see [[Sonichu (disambiguation)]]''
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{{Quote|Do not fear, world, for I am a new [[Pokémon|pokemon]]. And my name is....Sonichu!|Sonichu, the [[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs|The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]}}

{{quote|Sonichu is Copyrighted and Mine Alone. Do Not Steal.|Chris, "Sonichu" [[CWCipedia]] article}}

{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' character
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:SonichuOriginal.jpg|200px]]
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! colspan="2" |Sonichu
|-
| '''Date of birth'''
| 17 March [[Sonichu chronology#1988|1988]] (in universe, original)<ref name="Son cwcipedia">[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu] on [[CWCipedia]]</ref>

20 April 1992 (in universe, [[brainwashed]] into Chris by [[Idea Guys]])

17 March [[2000]] (IRL)
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male
|-
| '''Length'''
| 5'4" (163 cm)
|-
| '''Weight'''
| 120 lbs (54 kg)
|-
| '''Species'''
| [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]])
|-
| '''Type'''
| Electric
|-
| '''Parents'''
| [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]]
|-
| '''Education'''
| CWCville University<ref>[[Mailbag 21#Home economics]]</ref>
|-
| '''Evolves from'''
| [[Sonee]] or [[Pikachu]]
|-
| '''Evolves into'''
| [[Metonic]] or [[Ultra Sonichu]]
|-
|}
'''Sonichu''' is the titular and intended primary protagonist of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s world-renowned [[comic]]. He is a combination of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pokémon|Pikachu]] and is also Chris's imaginary son/friend. He goes on adventures and ''"zaps to the extreme!"''

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Sonichu's species, [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], evolves from a [[Sonee]], and can evolve into either [[Metonic]] or [[Ultra Sonichu]]. (Even though the original Sonichu mutated from Pikachu, which just makes the ''Sonichu'' [[comic]] even more convoluted.) Sonichu is only nominally the hero of the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic series]], as he was swiftly pushed aside for [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] as soon as the comic became an allegory for real-life situations.

==Creation and development==

[[Image:TheFirstSonichu.jpg|thumb|left|The first drawing of Sonichu, circa [[2000]], from one of Chris's homemade Pokémon [[cards]]<ref>[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]</ref>]]
[[Image:042-CWC'sFavoriteHits.jpg|thumb|The CD cover in question, [[Christian's Favorite Hits!]]<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Sonichu's Birth]]</ref>]]

Chris revealed on his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Sonichu's Birth|Wikipedia page]] that Sonichu is a product of a computer graphics class. In March [[2000]], Chris had to create a CD album cover for an assignment. Despite being a ridiculously simple project, with infinite possibilities for a possible CD cover, Chris still struggled with the assignment, because he could not use copyrighted characters. It seemed as if Chris's usual technique of "cover everything with shitty video game characters" wouldn't work this time...but then, inspiration struck:

{{quote|Then it dawned on me at that moment after lunch, much like the random creation of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] during Basketball Practice in my Freshman Year, Sonichu just bursted right into my imagination. A blur at first, but then it all became more clear and came together very well. So, as swiftly as the creation of Bionic, I drew Sonichu on paper from imagination, then I drew him on my currently open Photoshop program. 

After checking with Miss. Chalifoux and my father, who is BIG on copyrights and whatnot; SONICHU WAS LEGAL THEN, and STILL IS and ONLY MINE! So, soon after, the CD-Cover was made, printed and Passed with an A+ Grade. :D|Chris on the origin of Sonichu, and why the public school system has failed us<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation (CWCipedia)]</ref>}}

Thus, an [[Internet]] legend, Sonichu, was born.

Chris created the [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]] five months later, in August [[2000]]. A few drawings of Sonichu appeared on the site, mostly on homemade Pokémon cards and other various sundry shit.

The comic began shortly thereafter: Chris drew a few short comics in the following four years which eventually appeared in [[Sonichu 0#Classic Sonichu Strips|''Sonichu'' #0]]. The comic was completed and released in [[2005]], five years after Sonichu's conception (and to think people bitch about waiting a few months for new comics to come out...).

Sonichu's character design has changed little since Chris' first ill-inspired scrawling. Due to [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]]'s influence (read: wanting her sweet, wet [[china]]), ''Sonichu'' took on a more anime-like appearance. However, despite drawing Sonichu for over a decade, Chris has somehow managed to maintain the [[Chris and art|drawing skills of a six-year-old]].

==Fictional character biography==
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{{quote|Yellow electric hedgehog Pokemon. The original and one-and-only, he runs faster than the speed of sound. When danger is near, he will slice and zap it up.|Sonichu's background, ''[[Sonichu's News Dash!]]'' #2}}

What would later become known as "Sonichu" hatched as a [[Wikipedia:Pichu|Pichu]] on 17 March 1988,<ref name="Son cwcipedia" /> which interestingly enough is also the exact birth date of Chris's cherished dog [[Patti]].<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Eulogy_for_Patti Eulogy for Patti (CWCipedia)]</ref> It would eventually evolve into a [[Wikipedia:Pikachu|Pikachu]] on 26 February 1994.<ref name="Son cwcipedia" />

{{quote|A Pok'emon Watcher saw this one making out with a [[Jiggliami|Jigglypuff]] once or twice. WILD.|Chris, [[CWCipedia]]}}

[[Image:Sonichu and Rosechu Making Out.jpg|thumb|Awww]]

===[[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]===
Our hero's story began as the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]] lay siege to the town of [[Station Square]]. [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] attempted to defeat the creature using the <s>six</s> Seven (though two are identical) [[Chaos Emeralds]] to transform into Super Sonic. In the midst of this epic battle, Sonic bumped into a Pikachu who happened upon the scene. This collision somehow mutated the Pikachu so that it evolved to possess the physical characteristics and abilities of Sonic (Sonic himself was unchanged). After assisting with the defeat of the Perfect Chaos Monster, the ex-Pikachu declared himself to be a new species of Pokémon: Sonichu.

After his transformation, he ran back to his parents' nest, where he found that they had been caught by Pokémon trainers. Showing the same [[Chris and death|callousness]] his creator does after a great loss, Sonichu made no attempt to find them, nor did he never mention them again. He went on to refer to [[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|Chris]] as his father.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu (CWCipedia)]</ref>

While Sonichu had gained new abilities from his transformation, his larger size made it impractical for him to forage for nuts and berries in the forest. Upon discovering [[Rosechu]] in the woods, he hoped to beg for food from her trainer, [[Kel]] and thus stalked Rosechu back to her and Kel's cabin, whereupon he introduced himself to them. Rosechu was immediately attracted to Sonichu for such qualities as being unable to name his favorite color. Their whirlwind romance was quickly consummated, and the two became passionate lovers. After rescuing Rosechu from [[Naitsirhc]] at [[CWCville Mall]], Sonichu became recognized as the hero of the city. [[CWCville]]'s Mayor, [[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|Christian Weston Chandler]], congratulated him for his victory; Sonichu in turn commended his creator's work on the Sonichu comics and wished him luck in his [[Love Quest]].

===[[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]]===
Although Naitsirhc had been defeated, he succeeded in obtaining a sample of Sonichu's DNA which his adopted father, [[Giovanni]], and [[Doctor Robotnik]] used to create [[Black Sonichu]]. Black Sonichu (unironically dubbed Blachu) was sent to capture Rosechu to lure Sonichu into a trap; however Giovanni and Robotnik did not reckon on Sonichu joining forces with Sonic. Together they overwhelmed both Blachu and [[Metal Sonichu]] to rescue Rosechu, who later met [[Amy Rose]].

===[[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]===
One day while zapping to the extreme, Sonichu encountered The Destiny Cave, a mysterious [[Cherokian]] chamber guarded by an old man. The keeper of the Destiny Cave explained that Sonichu was the prophesied creature whose master would enter the cave and receive special powers. Sonichu reported this to Christian, and took him back to the cave. There, they learned the [[Anchuent Prophecy]], which revealed that Chris is the reincarnation of his Cherokian ancestor and foretold of the release of an [[Count Graduon|ancient evil]]. Sonichu blamed himself for allowing this evil force to escape, but Chris reassured him. After Chris took on the powers of [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], transforming him into a hedgehog, Sonichu helped him adjust to his new powers and body. No sooner had Chris-Chan mastered these abilities when he and his son were ambushed by [[Wes-Li Sonichu]], the reincarnation of the head of the [[Wasabi Clan]], who sought to renew the hostilities between the Wasabis and Cherokees. [[Saramah Rosechu]], the reincarnation of the wife of Chris's ancestor, intervened to stop the battle. Sonichu and these three prophesied hedgehogs formed a tenuous alliance to defeat a giant golem monster summoned by [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Count Graduon]].

===[[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]]===
When Sonichu learned of Blachu's attempt to steal the [[Legendary Master Sunstone]], he zapped to the scene of the crime, only to discover five other electric hedgehog Pokémon born from eggs dropped by the Chaotic Rainbow. Sonichu led this newly formed [[Chaotic Combo]] into battle against Blachu, defeating him utterly.

===[[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]===
During the [[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 3: Christian Chandler .& Sonichu in "Witch Confront"|third Sub-Episode]], Sonichu serves as a backup/deus ex machina for Chris's battle against [[Mary Lee Walsh]], entering in to save Chris after he gets his butt kicked. Sonichu joins Chris in delivering the final blow to Walsh, unleashing a Thunder attack that combines with Chris's [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] to seemingly vaporize her.

===[[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]]===
While Christian and Sonichu were chillin' at the mall, Mary Lee Walsh's forces attacked CWCville, prompting Christian to summon the Chaotic Combo and transform into [[Chrs-Chan Pure]] with his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|twin sister]]. Sonichu contributed relatively little to this battle, as Chris did most of the heavy lifting. In the aftermath of the attack, during which Crystal was imprisoned in Count Graduon's [[Dark Mirror Hole]], Sonichu confided to Rosechu about dreams of seeing his creator with long hair in a mirror.

===[[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]===
When [[Reldnahc Ha-Taque]] and Black Sonichu attacked CWCville Mall, Sonichu and [[Magi-Chan]] accompanied Chris in responding to the emergency. Sonichu largely hung back as Chris battled his homosexual evil twin. Magi-Chan and Sonichu ask Blake what he knows about Naitsirhc's transformation, but don't get much useful information.

===[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]===
After the threat of Reldnahc was eliminated, Chris, Magi-Chan, and Sonichu pooled their efforts to retrieve one of the seven [[Sonichu Balls]] from [[1990s#1996|1996]]. Magi-chan created a sphere to contain them, which Sonichu's tremendous speed would accelerate backwards through time. Although they successfully obtained the Sonichu Ball and returned to the present, Chris was lost in the time stream. Sonichu was disheartened by the disappearance of his father, but was able to console Rosechu so that she would be willing to have sex with him.

===[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]===
The next day, after hours of vigorous sexual intercourse, Sonichu and Rosechu discovered the website [[4-cent_garbage.com]] spreading slanderous lies about them and their friends. Most notably, the site had pictures of Rosechu with a penis -- pictures which caused Sonichu to collapse into violent nausea. Outraged, the couple stormed the 4-cent_garbage.com building to confront [[Jason Kendrick Howell]]. When Howell refused to remove the offending content from his website, Sonichu attacked him in an rage, but was easily defeated. It instead fell to Rosechu to teach Howell a lesson by shoving her breasts and pussy in his face while eating his brain.

During Spring Break, Sonichu was briefly seen talking to Rosechu and surfing.

===[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]===
At the start of the issue, Sonichu is [[Women's rights|staring at his wife's panties like a horny mutt]] when he decides to tell her about some "not so good news" he read on the internet. Sonichu complains that a bunch of [[homos]] made a balloon of him for a gay pride parade. Sonichu then rants about how totally straight he and everyone else in Cwcville is before [[Chris and anger|raging]] like a lunatic and breaking a bunch of shit in the garage. Rosechu, instead of reacting with shock or being upset about the stuff he just carelessly broke, just smiles like a Stepford Wife and says some feel-good nonsense. When they find out that forces of evil have attacked CWCville, the two run off to fight off the villains.

Sonichu and Rosechu fight off Jerkops together, but Rosechu's battle confidence is short-lived as she is quickly captured by Robotnik and Giovanni. Sonichu stalls Giovanni long enough for Bionic to come in and save him. Sonichu sobs incoherently over his wife, who wasn't even unconcious let alone seriously injured. Sonichu and his wife rushed off to face the evil Mary Lee Walsh, crying over the death of [[Ivy]] on the way over, before Sonichu finally battles Mary Lee Walsh one-on-one. When granted the opportunity to finish the primary villain once and for all, Sonichu released her in order to allow his father to grab all the glory of defeating her in the next issue.

===[[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]===
[[File:SchuComic10P56.jpg|thumb|Sonichu shows up to water down the Asperchu characters. [[Messiah complex|For some reason]], Chris saw fit to have the Asperchu characters treat him and Sonichu as divine beings.]]
After Chris's return from the Time Void, Sonichu returned to his role as second fiddle to Chris. He first appears as part of [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Chris's band]] as they play [[Revive Zordon|a song about Power Rangers]] which, somehow, causes the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building to collapse. Later, after Chris wipes out the [[homos]], Sonichu uses the [[Sonichu Balls]] alongside Chris, turning into [[Ultra Sonichu]]. Sonichu is sent to [[RuleCWC]] and awakens [[Zelina Rosechu]] with his Mary Sue powers. He rejoins Chris at [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary's]] house, where Sonichu rids Alec's characters of their Asperger's and homosexuality, turning them into another group of bland, personality-less [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Sonic fan characters]]. Returning to CWCville, Sonichu uses the last of his power to free the Jerkops from Mary Lee Walsh's brainwashing. Finally, after the death of [[Simonla]], Sonichu served as "plaintif"[sic]/witness in the mock trial of the Asperpedia Four. After the predetermined verdict, Sonichu took part in Alec's brutal execution, angrily insisting that he wasn't gay.

===[[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]===
In Episode 22, Sonichu is seen preparing for [[Christmas]], doing things like hanging stocking above the fireplace with [[Robee Sonichu|his son Robee]], going to the supermarket, and clearing snow off of his lawn. Later on, Sonichu and Robee encounter a homeless woman and decide, against the supposed spirit of Christmas the two had, to send her to a soup hotel. Sonichu is then seen watching the Nativity Play, of which his daughter [[Christine Rosechu|Christine]] is the star as the Virgin Mary. However, she suddenly evolves, and Sonichu is sent home by Rosechu to get some of her clothes. Finally, Sonichu is among the group of Electric Hedgehog Pokémon to visit Chris, who has become a [[Tomgirl]].

In Episode 24, Sonichu encounters [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], who, unbeknownst to him, is actually [[Silvana]] in disguise. The two converse, with Sonichu talking about the evolution of his other daughter [[Cera Rosechu|Cera]] as well as Robee, and Chris's transformation into a Tomgirl, somehow shattering the Sonichu Balls in the process. Sonichu does not take part in these flashbacks until the end, where he transforms into Ultra Sonichu thanks to the newly formed [[Sonichite]], created after the Sonichu Balls were shattered.

Sonichu decides to end the conversation until after lunch, extending the storyline into the next issue.

===[[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]]===
In most of Issue 12, Sonichu is once again relegated to the role of side character while his creator does all the important stuff. The alternate cover implies there's going to be some tension between Sonichu and his son after his transition, but that never comes up. In spite of all this, he has a central role for the second part of Episode 25. Continuing from where the comic left off last time, Sonichu tells Sonic (who is actually Silvania disguised as Sonic because Chris believes somehow this circumvents copyright) about his wedding to Rosechu.

The story of Sonichu's wedding is mostly ripped off from a fan comic, with the villain removed and all the tension and conflict taken out. When Rosechu accidentally walks in on Sonichu and a naked Bubbles (a fairly tense and admittedly melodramatic moment in the original comic) she simply laughs instead of becoming angry. The wedding continues without incident, and the scene simply ends.

Back in the present, Sonichu explains the two had their honeymoon at a local hotel (an allusion to Chris and Ivy's wedding comic) and rambles about how his wedding was an inspiration to millions of people and he loves all the fanart and stories they make, but gets uncomfortable with the more "heavy" art. He then segues this into a story of how Rosechu injured herself in 2008, resulting in her becoming morbidly obese during bedrest. Though his daughter shows concern, Sonichu doesn't seem to give a shit at all. This story was written entirely to indulge Chris' then-girlfriend's disgusting fat fetish.

Sonichu has a dream where Count Graduon kidnaps Chris and Rosechu and he's forced to endure a gauntlet of challenges, the first of which is swimming through a river of pickle brine. Even though Sonichu despises pickles, he still turns into a big fat slag. The sight of a absurdly fat Sonichu with manboobs will haunt the dreams of many for years. Sonichu immediately loses the weight in the next challenge, where he's forced to crawl through a Freudian-looking tunnel. Finally, he's given two doors: one to save Chris, and one to save Rosechu. He chooses Rosechu, but they both easily save Chris after, and they all have a group hug. This dream is finally brought to an end when Sonichu is crushed and nearly suffocated under his fat wife's form. Everything returns to normal in two weeks.

===[[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]]===
This issue is notable for Sonichu in that it's the first ''official'' acknowledgement that Sonichu is no longer the main character. Chris has now declared that the comic is "''Our'' Story." Sonichu is one of the members of the Cwcville Defense Force who battle against the new villains pushed into the comic by the [[Idea Guys]], though his role in the battle is minimal at best. Sonichu is sent to ancient Africa by Akan. He is rescued by Emmet Brown who sends sends him back to the future. However, Sonichu is teleported to the freezer of a Country Cookin and gets locked inside. Later, Chris sends Sonichu into hiding during the Nazi invasion of Cwcville, but he is captured until he's eventually rescued by Chris.

Chris' neglect of Sonichu, upstaging him in his own comic and all the horrific things that happened during the war cause Sonichu to have a mental breakdown and shoot up the Cwcville mall. Chris intervenes and Sonichu believes the CPU Goddesses have brainwashed Chris into a cult(an unsettling mirror of the Idea Guys putting all this weird shit in Chris' head and influencing him to fuck his fantasy world up.) to calm him down, Chris mind-melds with Sonichu and shows him his memories, proving the CPUs aren't brainwashing him . Chris tearfully hugs his "son" and begs him to come back to him. Any potential sentimentality is thrown out the window when Chris starts incestuously making out with Sonichu, in a move he admits is sexual. It gets even worse when Sonichu angrily declares that he's turned on and tries to rape Chris, due to Chris' past lust "infecting" him. Sonichu slips it in there, but Chris pushes him off, fists him until he cums and ties him up, declaring he'll be punished later. What exactly this "punishment" entails is never shown. Later, Sonichu is one of the many characters who help "clean up" Cwcville and reverse the damage of the past events and attends Chris' wedding.

===[[Sonichu 14|''Sonichu'' #14]]===
Issue #14 is currently incomplete, but so far has been the first issue to not feature or even mention Sonichu, bringing his demotion to supporting cast member to a new low. The issue is mostly written like an illustrated diary with Chris rambling off about things he did in [[C-197]] and the real world, blurring the line between which is which.

===[[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]]===
In a stunning and bold new leap for this comic called "Sonichu" it's actually about the character Sonichu. The story is mostly a retelling of the early events of ''Sonichu'' with Chris detailing some things that were glossed over the first time around, and also a retelling of the fancomic [[Rosechu's Story]]. For good measure, Chris also mixes in his inane [[dimensional merge]] BS in there because he can't go for more than ten minutes without rambling about it. It largely details the courting process between Sonichu and Rosechu, though the issue more heavily focuses on her side than his.

===[[Sonichu 16|''Sonichu'' #16]]===
Sonichu appears prominently on the cover of Issue 16 racing towards the reader, but in the only four pages that have been released he hasn't actually appeared. It's unknown what direction this issue will eventually take or if anything from what we've seen will remain.

===Other Appearances===
Sonichu has also made an appearance drawn in marker on CWC's [[duck]].

==Characteristics and personal life==

[[Image:Original-chrischan-rosechu-trap.jpg|thumb|MY ASS HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH FIRE!]]

Sonichu's hobbies include running, surfing and chillin'. He enjoys outdoor activities and the scenery around him. He appears to be undecided on whether his favorite color is yellow or blue.

He is deeply in love with his [[sweet-bolt]], Rosechu, with whom he lives at a subdivision at [[14 Branchland Court|14 Brunchville Lane]], CWCville, [[Chris's_homes|Virginia]], [[Chris's birthday|02024-1982]]. Sonichu is normally rather calm and collected, but when Rosechu's reputation is besmirched he flies into unthinking rage and/or [[Sonichu 8|vomits profusely]]. Sonichu is rarely seen away from Rosechu's side, and it is possible that his relationship with her has become overly possessive and [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|abusive behind closed doors]].

[[Image:Lolmarriage.png|thumb|left|"Chris almighty, I zap to the extreme all fucking day, can't I have a goddamn can of [[Reeb]] and watch TV, woman?"]]

Despite maintaining an appearance of living in carnal [[Chris and religion|sin]], Sonichu and Rosechu have been secretly married since March 17, 2006<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today (CWCipedia)]</ref> (a possible [[retcon]] by Chris to address complaints about Sonichu and Rosechu having sex outside of marriage). The two have gone to great lengths to keep it under wraps, wearing gloves ''over'' their wedding rings and keeping their [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|three children]] — Cerah (potentially named after [[Sarah Hammer]], [[Sarah Jackson]], [[PandaHalo]] or [[Sarah May]]; take your pick), Robbie (most likely named after the retarded hero from [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit]], or the not-so-retarded [[Bob Chandler|hero]] of the Chandler household), and Christine (one guess) — hidden in the [[Wikipedia:Flowers_in_the_Attic|attic like so many flowers]]. Whatever sordid reason for burying their union remains a mystery. It has become rapidly apparent that Christian believes that his characters exist outside the confines of his scented marker universe, though one wonders if a personage as bland and poorly-developed as [[Wild Sonichu]] could truly survive in our harsh world.

Since Chris is a [[Chris and religion|rather closed-minded individual]] and requires all good people in his comics to be as he is, Sonichu, Rosechu and most likely their three abominations are Protestant Christians.

Although many of his friends are members of his own species, his closest friend is his father and creator, Christian Weston Chandler. As the ''Sonichu'' series has shifted its focus from the titular character to its writer, Sonichu's role has been that of Christian's closest confident as he struggles to persevere in his Love Quest and endure the Stressful Torture of the internet bullies. When [[Giovanni]] asked Sonichu to declare [[Reldnahc]] the new Mayor of CWCville in exchange for Rosechu's life, he chose to defend Christian's mayoral throne without hesitation.<ref name="SchuComic9P82.jpg">[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Image:SchuComic9P82.jpg Image:SchuComic9P82.jpg (CWCipedia)]</ref> Like father, like son.

Chris has revealed that Sonichu's son, [[Robbie Sonee]], is a Tomgirl.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 28]]</ref> As of 25 August 2014, Chris claims Sonichu is still 100% straight,<ref name="Kryptonite">[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Sonichu's kryptonite]]</ref> but with the Idea Guy-retcon of Rosechu coming out as transgender, his sexuality can be questioned.

===Voice===
Sonichu's voice, as Chris would be his ideal candidate for a voice actor should there ever be a ''Sonichu'' cartoon, is more or less Chris's voice but in a slightly higher tone.<ref>[[Mumble 6#Chris is Stressed.2C Moving On|Mumble 6]]</ref>

Chris provided an example of Sonichu's voice in [[Update: 2/25/16]].

==Sexual prowess==
Sonichu's luck with the ladies apparently predates his transformation into an Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, as his [[CWCipedia]] biography notes that when he was still a Pikachu he made out with a Jigglypuff.<ref name="Son cwcipedia" />. Also, in [[Sonichu 8]], [[Jiggliami]] says she used to have a Pikachu boyfriend. This raises some very disturbing implications, as the CWCipedia article also gives 1988 as the year of his birth and 1998 as the year in which he became Sonichu, meaning he could have not been [[Pedofork|older than 10 years]] at the time of said liaison.

Chris has provided very intense details about Sonichu and Rosechu's anatomy.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Biology Biology (CWCipedia)]</ref> When erect, Sonichu's [[pickle]] is easily seven inches (18 cm) long, and often ruptures the [[Chris_and_sex#Contraceptives|condoms]] he uses when 69-ing his beloved Rosechu.<ref name="SchuComic9P82.jpg"/>

==Powers, abilities and weaknesses==

[[Image:SonichuStats.jpg|thumb|200px|Sonichu's stats. You know, for all the people who give a damn.]]

Aside from the obvious super-speed and body-spinning powers transferred to him from Sonic, Sonichu also possesses many powers based on his original Pikachu form, most notably his lightning and thunder attacks. Some of his special attacks include:

* '''Sky Uppercut''': Jumping punch to the head from below, presumably similar in fashion to the [http://streetfighter.wikia.com/wiki/Shoryuken ''Shoryuken''] from the ''Street Fighter'' games.
* '''Mega Kick''': A martial arts-style kick, sometimes done in midair.
* '''Double Team''': The attacker quickly creates multiple false duplicates of themselves, disguising the real one temporarily and allowing them an opportunity to attack whilst the target is confused.
* '''Spin Dash''': Attacker curls into a ball and spins on the spot, before releasing and hurtling directly into the victim in a high-speed rolling attack. In the original games where this move came from, it was capable of breaking barriers, but this has yet to be seen in the comics.
* '''Zap Cannonball''': Attacker creates a ball of pure electrical energy in their hands, before thrusting their palms forward to fire it at the victim, in a similar fashion to the [http://streetfighter.wikia.com/wiki/Hadoken ''Hadouken''] from the ''Street Fighter'' games, or the [http://megaman.wikia.com/wiki/Thunder_Bolt ''Thunder Strike''] from ''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man 7|Mega Man 7]]''.
* '''Iron Tail''': Attacker swings his tail at the victim to hit them in a slapping attack.
* '''Mud Slap''': Attacker kicks conveniently placed mud to the victim's eyes to lower their accuracy.
* '''Thunderbolt''': Attacker charges up electrical power in body, before releasing it at the victim in the form of a long-ranged bolt of electricity.
* '''Thunder''': Attacker charges up electrical power, and uses it to summon lighting bolts down to the victim whilst simultaneously firing off electricity for a powerful lightning attack.

Sonichu may well possess other special powers that have only been utilized during the scenes where he is off-panel, while [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] takes over the story.

Interestingly, it is said that Sonichu and [[Blake]] are virtually the same. That being said, if one takes Blake's training in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]] seriously, then that would mean that Sonichu is actually ''slower'' than Sonic. Blake's given speed was 200 km/h (124 mph), much slower than Sonic, who can apparently hit Mach 1 (1,225 km/h / 761 mph) unassisted (so far, the best Sega has been able to show in-game is around 300 mph (483 km/h) in [[Wikipedia:Sonic Unleashed|''Sonic Unleashed'']]). Even more, it is said that Blake can reach a spinning power of 200 rpm, which is barely enough to get a cool breeze. (However, in ''[[Sonichu's News Dash!]]'' #2 Chris claimed that Sonichu can go faster than the speed of sound.)

Sonichu has a literally paralyzing allergy to [[pickle]]s, and eating too much of them can make him swell like a balloon.<ref name="Kryptonite" />

==Sonichu as a Mary Sue==
[[File:I am not Gay.jpg|thumb|Sonichu is as straight as Chris.]]

Aside from being an unoriginal Sonic recolor that blatantly violates international copyright laws, one of the chief traits of Sonichu that drew [[trolls]] to Chris is that Sonichu is a [[Wikipedia:Mary Sue|Mary Sue]]. In other words, he is an obvious avatar for Chris's personal power fantasies.

When the comics don't focus on Chris himself, they still manage to focus on Sonichu, who serves as Chris's idealized version of himself. Unlike Chris, Sonichu has a girlfriend whom he met, fell in love with, and drew into a meaningful relationship in a few hours' time; is agile, good looking, and loved by everyone; and despite his success, he somehow manages to "admire" Chris.

A notable instance of Sonichu as a Mary Sue is in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], where Sonichu merely stands in for Chris as he fights the trolls during the battle with [[4-cent_garbage.com]]. The fact that Sonichu ultimately gets his ass kicked and has to be saved by his sweetheart just adds another level to this dumbfuckery.
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==Idea Guy influences==
{{Wise|Sonichu was born in [[1992]], shares a birthday with Adolf Hitler, and that Chris would need to sodomize him (either in a drawing or [[Chris and reality|real life]]) to conceive [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]].<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>}}

{{quote|AUUUGGGH!!!|Sonichu, on being buttfucked by [[Chris|his creator]].}}

[[File:CWCSonichu Rule34.jpeg|thumb|right|The fulfilment of prophecy, according to [[Magi-Chan]].]]

==Sonichu as a coping mechanism==
{{main|Spirit possession}}
Because of the [[COVID-19]] pandemic, many large gatherings were shut down. One of these was BABSCon, a [[My Little Pony]] convention that Chris had been interested in attending. As a result of this, he returned to his previous [[Chris and coping|coping mechanism]] of body swapping, which saw him believe that he had swapped souls with [[Magi-Chan]]. This time, Chris declared in a Twitter post on 15 April 2020 that he had swapped bodies with Sonichu

{{quote|Anyway. Mama successfully attended BABSCon in C-197 the past weekend and had a good time with some of her friends from 1218, as well as Everyone else there in attendance, including Dr Wolf and his friends.|"Sonichu" on Chris's refusal to accept situations that don't appeal to him.}}

To this day, Chris has continued to LARP as Sonichu, with no clear indication of stopping.

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==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|Sonic VS Sonichu- the battle nobody wanted to see explodes onto your computer screens!
Image:067-SonichuStats.jpg|More than you ever wanted to know about Sonichu's stats.
Image:069-SchuGlasses.jpg|Even Sonichu wears [[Pedo-Glasses]]!
Image:070-SchuVsBchu.jpg|SONICHU VS. [[Blake|NIGRACHU]] FIGHT!
Image:072-SchuRchuDisco.jpg|Fun fact: Chris would never actually go into a disco because it's too [[tobacky|smokey]] and [[alcohol|drunky]] for his tastes.
Image:073-SchuRchuCmas.jpg|Watch out Sonichu, it's Black Sonichu!
Image:075-SonicAndSonichu.jpg|HE'S A STREET SMART COP WITH 20 YEARS ON THE FORCE! HE'S A ROOKIE OUT OF ACADEMY! TOGETHER, THEY DELIVER JUSTICE. COMING THIS SUMMER.
Image:111-CWCSchuRchu.jpg|Chris, marveling at his creation where either Sonichu is holding a minidisc version of [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] or an unfortunate licensed [[raincoat|condoms]] with album art on them.
Image:092-PSPSonichu.jpg|Yes, even Chris's game consoles have Sonichu on them, like his PSP.
Image:112-NDSonichu2.jpg|Even for your DS!
Image:117-CWCSonichuLeer.jpg|Chris and Sonichu are keeping an eye on you, [[Evan]]. FIND YOUR OWN VIDEO GAME FRANCHISES TO INFRINGE UPON!
Image:161-ACSchu1.jpg
Image:162-ACSchu1Bck.jpg
Image:167-SchuCard1.jpg
Image:168-SchuCard2.jpg|That's right, he made a reverse foil card with actual tin foil.
Image:169-CWCsSchu1.jpg
Image:170-DarkSchu.jpg
Image:171-SurfingSchu.jpg
Image:172-SnowSchu.jpg
Image:173-CWCsSchu2.jpg
Image:174-SchuCard3.jpg
Image:175-SchuBday.jpg
Image:176-SchuCard4.jpg
Image:177-RaceSchu.jpg
Image:178-ShineSchu.jpg
Image:179-ShineSchuChara.jpg
Image:180-SchuRchu.jpg
Image:181-SchuCard5.jpg
Image:182-SchuCard6.jpg
Image:183-SchuCard7.jpg
Image:184-SonichuEX.jpg
Image:187-ACSchu2.jpg
Image:188-ACSchu2Bck.jpg
Image:189-YuSchu.jpg|Yu-Gi-Oh!
Image:195-SchuSteLgoIdea3.jpg|A proposed site logo idea that was rejected for not being bad enough. Also, Sonichu's smiling because he's gonna rape her within seconds.
Image:200-RockinSonichu.jpg|<s>Brian May</s> Sonichu, noted guitarist in Christian and the Hedgehog Boys.
Image:204-SonichuGBA2.jpg|And his GBA
Image:205-SonichuGBASP2.jpg|(with layout so you can instantly make it worthless)
Image:206-SonichuPose.jpg|Very intimidating...
Image:228-SchuGrafiti.JPG|Spoiler: either that was an abandoned building nobody gave a shit about or it was a wall that was going to be demolished immediately anyway.
Image:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg|Really? Of all the things going on campus, you had to go with asking Chris about Sonichu?
Image:509-SonichuAndRosechuPixel.JPG|Sonichu with Rosechu, in [[Pixelblocks]] form.
Image:snowchu.gif|Nothing is safe.
Image:0510-CWCNote9.jpg|DVD notes
Image:ECP 00077.jpg|They've fused!
Image:Modnation Sonichu.jpg|In ''[[ModNation Racers]]''
File:LBPSonichu.jpg|In [[LittleBigPlanet]]
File:FlipnoteSonichu.png|In [[Flipnote Hatena]]
File:Lego Sonichu.jpg|[[LEGO]] Sonichu. It's completely filthy because it's the one he plays with the most.
File:Zapping boom 1.JPG|"Sonichu's Zapping Boom," a [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing|drawing]] Chris made in 2014 and sold on [[eBay]].
File:Amiibo4.JPG|Homemade Sonichu [[Amiibo]].
File:A Wild Sonichu (Male).jpg|Homemade [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] card.
File:A Wild Sonichu (Female).jpg|Genderbent Sonichu as a homemade [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] card.
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==See also==
{{CWCipedia|chris=Sonichu}}
{{Fan art|chris=Sonichu_fan_art|linkname=Sonichu}}
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
*[[Pikachu]]
*[[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' (comic)]]
*[[Sonichu (species)]]
*[[Sonichu (disambiguation)|All other uses of that damn "Sonichu" word]]
*[[Bionic the Hedgehog]]
*[[Medallions of Fail]]

== Sources ==
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{{Hedgehog Boys}}
{{Not_Jerks}}
{{Sonichu}}
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[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]
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[[Category:Christian and the Hedgehog Boys band members]]

Blake

2020-08-04T17:50:08Z

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{{quote|He was cloned from [[Sonichu]]'s DNA. with an accidental dose of [[Fanta|Cherry Cola]], in [[Giovanni]]'s evil lab. Blachu [Blake] can run fast as fast as Sonichu, but they don't see spark-to-spark.|[[:Image:249-ACBchuBck.jpg|Black Sonichu [Blake] Animal Crossing card]]}}

{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] character
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:Black_Sonichu.jpg|200px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Blake
|-
| '''Date of birth'''
| 22 March 1999 (in universe, as Black Sonichu)
[[Blake#Conception|No later than 24 July 2002]] (IRL)
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male
|-
| '''Species'''
| [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]) clone
|-
| '''Length'''
| 5'4" (163 cm)
|-
| '''Weight'''
| 120 lbs (54 kg)
|-
| '''Type'''
| Dark/Electric<ref>[[April_2019_social_media_posts#Chris_Writes_a_Wall_of_Text_About_African-American_Sonichu|April 2019 Twitter]]</ref>
|-
| '''Evolves from'''
| [[Sonee]] or Pikachu
|-
| '''Evolves into'''
| Silver Blachu
|-
|}

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'''Blake''', originally called '''[[Niggos|Black]] Sonichu''' (and occasionally '''Blachu''') (born 22 March [[1999]]<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Blake_Black_Sonichu http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Blake_Black_Sonichu]</ref>), is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], and was once the arch-nemesis of [[Sonichu]]. He is also, inexplicably, [[Bubbles Rosechu]]'s boyfriend (and later husband outside of the [[comic]] canon). However, for some reason, Blake and Bubbles decided to hide it from all of their friends, not knowing that their friends already knew about the relationship. He rips off three characters: [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Shadow the Hedgehog]], [[Pokémon|Pikachu]] and [[Pokémon|Mewtwo]].
==Conception==
While Chris has taken care to inform us of the precise dates in which he concieved of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]],<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation 17 March 2000] and [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Rosechu#Origins 22 December 2000], respectively.</ref> he did not do the same for Blake. We can safely deduce that he was not conceived at a point later than 24 [[2002#July|July 2002]], since on said date Chris made a [[:File:250-BlachuCard1.jpg|homemade card]] of Blake (then called Black Sonichu).

The idea of Blake seems to have welled up as a device for Chris to cope with his feelings of [[anger]] by externalizing them. Several months before creating his Black Sonichu card, he experimented with a "[[:File:100-DarkCWC.jpg|Dark Christian]]" card to express his jealousy of [[Harry Potter]]; and an "[[:File:256-EvilEnergy.jpg|Evil Energy]]" card. As early as [[2000]] he had devised a "[[:File:DrksonC.jpg|Dark Sonichu]]" card for "whenever Sonichu is full of anger." In the coming years he would make similar attempts to project his own feelings of discomfort onto cartoon dopplegangers with [[Naitsirhc]] and [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]].

In early to mid-[[2003]], with the beginning of his [[Love Quest]], Black Sonichu increasingly came to represent his jealousy of the [[JERKS]] and his self-identification as a [[virgin with rage]]. The ''Sonichu'' canon was a clear case of wish-fulfillment, and Blake stood for everything which interfered with those wishes. On discovering that [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]] was going out with [[Wes Iseli]], Chris imagined a fantasy world where he ([[Sonichu]]) was the beloved sweetheart of Sarah ([[Rosechu]]) and the villainous Black Sonichu was the jealous Wes, who stalked the lovers.<ref>[[BFF's (Best Friends Forever)]]</ref><ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]]</ref> This same theme was played out in the very first [[Sonichu 0#Classic Sonichu Strips|classic Sonichu strip]], completed on 3 January [[2004]]. The truth is that while it's common to speak of Sonichu as Chris's Mary Sue, it would be more accurate to say that Chris's emotional state in these years was actually embodied in Blake.

Only later would Blake evolve into a blatant rip-off of Shadow the Hedgehog, starting out as Sonichu's nemesis but later becoming an ally.

==In the comics==
===''Sonichu'' #1===

[[Image:BlakeStats.jpg|thumb|Blake's stats. You know, in case you gave a damn]]

He first appeared in issue 1, episode 4. [[Robotnik|Dr. Robotnik]] was attempting to clone Sonichu and the cloning process was corrupted by "an accidental does of cherry cola," spilt by [[Bill The Scientist]].

This soda in his DNA changed his fur color to black and red. This makes him an obvious ripoff of Shadow the Hedgehog. Shortly after being created, he was ordered to kidnap [[Rosechu]]. [[Sonic]] and Sonichu thwarted this plan much to his chagrin. As punishment for kidnapping her, Rosechu punched him in the face and knocked some of his teeth out, showing what a pussy he really is.

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]===

Blake is ordered to steal the [[Legendary Master Sunstone]] by [[Giovanni]] because Blake is his bitch. Easily overpowering [[Flame the Sunbird]], he jumps on his hoverboard and escapes with [[Flame]] in pursuit. During the chase he somehow manages to pass by and piss off almost every single member of the soon-to-be-formed [[Chaotic Combo]]. [[Sonichu]] himself jumps into the mix and every last one of them gangs up on Blake and beats the living crap out of him - fair fighting, y'know?

=== ''Sonichu'' #5 ===

In issue five, Blake actually refers to [[Naitsirhc]] as his father while mistaking him for [[CWC]]. Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc wears a Blake [[Medallion]] that allows him to transform into an evil Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.

=== ''Sonichu'' #6 ===

Blake is dismayed to see that Naitsirhc has become Reldnahc Ha-Taque. After robbing stores with him, Blake complains to Sonichu and [[Magi-Chan]] about how he was really mean to him - insulting him all the time and putting whipped cream in his rocket boots. Blake then allows the reader to see that he has the hots for Bubbles - in spite of her helping the [[Chaotic Combo]] beat seven shades of crap out of him.

===Episode 18 Prologue===

On March 21, Bubbles celebrates Blake’s birthday alone with him. They share a kiss after explaining how Blake has the maturity of a twenty-year-old despite being cloned only four years ago.

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring break]]===

Blake approaches Rosechu, Angelica and Bubbles whilst they sunbathe on the beach and kicks sand in their faces to make him look badass. Bubbles steps up to “deal with this jerk.” She restrains him and leads him away with the others to be alone with him. The other two Rosechus think it’s “cute” that they pretend to not be a couple.

Bubbles and Blake agree to have sex under a pier after she finds the Sonichu Ball. Unfortunately for Blake, [[Silvana]] takes the form of Bubbles so she can rape him just for laughs. Bubbles finds the [[Sonichu Ball]], but not in time to save Blake.

===[[Sonichu_9#Episode 20: CWC-Defense|CWC-Defense]]===

CWCville is attacked by [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PVCC]] and fighting ensues all over the city. On the waterfront, Blake and Bubbles defeat an entire fleet of [[Decepti-Clones#S.A.V.s (Scoundrals as Vessels)|S.A.V.'s]] and proceed to kiss afterwards. Later on at the end of the episode they're seen outside of the [[CWCville Shopping Center]] along with the rest of Chris's [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]s and their respective partners. Blake and Bubbles are holding hands, suggesting that they're no longer hiding their relationship from the rest of the public.

===[[Sonichu_10#Episode 21: Christian Chandler in Director Amenities|Christian Chandler in Director Amenities]]===

As this was the episode in which Chris's narcissism reached its pinnacle, it was more than fitting for it to also be the story in which Blake completed his transformation into just another one of Chris's pawns. Despite becoming a full fledged good guy, Blake's propensity toward evil in this episode is greater than ever.

After returning from the [[Time Void]], Chris orders Blake and [[Punchy]] to go outside of the [[4-cent garbage.com|4-cent Garbage]] building where he and Sonichu will meet them later. Once all the members of [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] get together, they proceed to destroy the 4-cent Garbage building by playing the song ''[[Revive Zordon]]'' in its proximity. Hundreds endure death and injury as the building collapses, making Blake and the rest of his bandmates mass murderers.

Later on the episode's plot is briefly interrupted for Chris to make a non-apology apology to the LGBT community and other readers he had offended. Blake is standing next to him along with Bubbles, Sonichu and Rosechu, suggesting that his status within Chris's entourage has risen considerably. Blake's next appearance is in the mayor's office where he joins the rest of Chris's goons in ranting against the [[Asperchu|Asperpedia four]]. He is last seen in the episode (and in Sonichu altogether) as he is standing next to Bubbles while she presses one of the ten buttons needed to activate the electric chair to which Alec is strapped. Blake stares at Alec with indignant rage, despite having a rap sheet far worse than that of the doomed comic creator.

===Future episodes===

In a [[CWC Blog#12 January 2010|blog post from January 2010]] Chris writes about a planned episode of Sonichu which will focus on Blake.

==CWCipedia biography==

{{quote|The only differences are their color, shoes and this one is more evil.|Chris, informing us that Sonichu is also evil to some degree, and that Sonichu and Blake have less in common than Sonichu and any other Sonichu}}

According to the [[CWCipedia]]'s [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Blake_Black_Sonichu entry on Blake], he was created on [[Sonichu chronology#1999|22 March 1999]], following the battle between Sonichu and Naitsirhc Giovanni on 12 August 1998 (It's cited that it took a while to rebuild the cloning machine, most likely referring to Mewtwo's escape in ''[[Wikipedia:Pokémon: The First Movie|Pokémon: The First Movie]]''). Through the help of [[Bill the Scientist]], cherry soda is spilled into the DNA, which causes the Sonichu to turn black. Four months later, Black is primed to battle Sonichu, though his first battle goes sour even with the arrival of Metal Sonichu. Blake would continue to do evil, stealing the Master Sunstone and the like. It's said that he enjoyed the rush of villainy, but at the same time, started regretting it.

Everything would change when Black Sonichu prepared to capture Sonichu and Rosechu during their wedding. There, he would see Bubbles Rosechu for the first time. He was so enamored over her that he didn't fire the net gun he was intending to use to capture the two with when he wanted to and when he did, he missed completely. He would learn her name through one of the programs for the wedding.

The two wouldn't meet again until Naitsirhc's transformation into Reldnahc. When they did meet, Bubbles ended up chewing out Black for a good fifteen minutes. Not accustomed to criticism, Black did "an emotional [[Chris humps his PS3|One-Eighty]]" and just broke down and cried like the baby he was, begging for forgiveness. Bubbles accepted and began forming a bond with him. Over ice cream, Black introduced himself as "Black Sonichu," but Bubbles hated a name like that, so she named him "Blake," after a star's name.

When coming into contact with the seven [[Sonichu Balls]] - or with the seven Chaos emeralds upon which the Sonichu Balls are based - Blake can temporarily transform into ''Silver Blachu''. Silver's powers are very similar to those of [[Ultra Sonichu]], Sonichu's own temporary transformation which is induced by the seven Sonichu Balls.<ref>For comparison, see [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Blake_Black_Sonichu#.28Temporary_Transformation.29_Silver_Blachu Silver Blachu] and [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#.28Temporary_Transformation.29_Ultra_Sonichu Ultra Sonichu] on the [[CWCipedia]].</ref> Silver is identical to Blake in physical appearance, with the exception of having gray fur rather than black.

Practically none of this shows up in the comic itself, not even through Chris's lazy textwalls he uses to explain the minor details (such as the tragic death of his [[Ivy|true, God-foreseen love]]) he doesn't want to bother drawing.

In [[Mailbag 31]], Chris refers to Blake as "a deep individual". [[Chris and writing|He hasn't given us any explanation on what makes him "deep"]], either in the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]] or in his CWCkipedia article. Like all other [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]], he is flat, boring and only interested in [[Chris and sex|fucking]]. He is the only slightly interesting Sonichu because of his villainous roots, which is completely ignored once he turns to "[[Chaotic Combo|the good side]]".

== Name ==

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Originally, Blake was just referred to as "Black Sonichu" or "Blachu", but Chris decided to change the name so as to look like less of [[:Image:SchuComic9Page19-C.jpg|a bigoted racist jerk]]. Why he is suddenly called "Blake" is never revealed. Chris assumed that everyone would understand why his name is now Blake, so everyone just goes with it.

Chris, in the CWCipedia article on Sonichu, finally provided the reason why Black Sonichu became Blake - because Blake felt like it.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Slaweel_and_Graduon_Entraps_Crystal.2FNaitsirch_Transforms http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Slaweel_and_Graduon_Entraps_Crystal.2FNaitsirch_Transforms]</ref> This was later retconned into saying that Bubbles gave him the name.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Blake_Black_Sonichu#Blake_and_Bubbles Blake_Black_Sonichu#Blake_and_Bubbles]</ref>

Some argue that Chris was indeed ripping off [[Jimmy Hill|Jimmy Hill's]] incarnation of Black Sonichu, who was named "Blake" for some time before Chris started using Blake.<ref>http://sonichu.110mb.com/merchandise.html</ref>

Despite going to great lengths to use the retconned names in the [[Official Videobooks]] (such as "Nicole Rammer" for [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]]), Chris still uses Blake's original name in most of [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] and [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]].

== Love Quest ==

In episode 18, it is revealed that Blake has a secret romance with [[Bubbles]] and that they have sex with [[Chris_and_sex#Contraceptives|raincoats]] and don't let the rest of [[CWCville]] know. To cover up their relationship, they pretend to fight and he acts like an ass. At the end of the episode he gets raped by a shape-shifting hermaphrodite named Silvana. This rape is meant to be a metaphor representing Chris being trolled by men pretending to be women online.

Interestingly enough, [[Chris and Reality|in Chris's imagination]], Bubbles and Blake were married 4 July 2009, at [[Angelica]]'s church. This indicates that despite Blake's failure to control his own [[Duck|libido]], Bubbles forgave him and everyone lived happily ever after.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009]]</ref>

==Gallery==

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Image:080-SilverBchu.jpg|He has a super form, too.
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File:Black sonichu.JPG|Black Sonichu [[medallion]].
Image:254-BlachuPose.jpg|THIS IS MY ANGRY FACE
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File:Shoes.PNG|Blake's magic shoes
File:Lego Blake.jpg|[[LEGO]] Blake.
File:EbayBlakeB.JPG|Blake [[Sonichu Amiibo|Amiibo]].
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==References==
{{CWCipedia|chris=Blake_Black_Sonichu}}
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==See also==
*[[Niggos]]
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