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April 2012

2012-04-13T20:49:22Z

MetroidJunkie: On the possibility it's real, Chris could have easily been lying.

'''April [[2012]]''' has seen more fallout from the [[28 October 2011]] incident, but on a brighter note it appears Chris is no longer a [[virgin with rage]].

==Events==
*1 April - Chris writes [[Facebook#An Open Note|An Open Note]] on [[Facebook]].
*3 April - Chris changes his PSN status to "I am Christian" and buys more Vita games.
*5 April - Chris and Barb have another hearing at 1:00 p.m. Trespassing and assault are dismissed, Grand Jury to decide felony hit and run. [[Michael_Snyder|Michael Snyder's]] protection order was granted against both Chris and Barb, potentially equating to [[Chris_and_the_Law|jail time]] if either of them trespass again.
*12 April - A leaked [[Facebook]] status update reveals that Chris claims to have lost his virginity on a recent Sunday.
*16 April - Chris and Barbara are scheduled to appear before a grand jury at 9:30 a.m.

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April 2012

2012-04-13T19:15:43Z

MetroidJunkie: /* Events */

'''April [[2012]]''' has seen more fallout from the [[28 October 2011]] incident, but on a brighter note it appears Chris is no longer a [[virgin with rage]].

==Events==
*1 April - Chris writes [[Facebook#An Open Note|An Open Note]] on [[Facebook]].
*3 April - Chris changes his PSN status to "I am Christian" and buys more Vita games.
*5 April - Chris and Barb have another hearing at 1:00 p.m. Trespassing and assault are dismissed, Grand Jury to decide felony hit and run. [[Michael_Snyder|Michael Snyder's]] protection order was granted against both Chris and Barb, potentially equating to [[Chris_and_the_Law|jail time]] if either of them trespass again.
*12 April - A leaked [[Facebook]] status update reveals that Chris announced the loss of his virginity on a recent Sunday. The legitimacy of this image is in question, however, as it does not appear on Chris' actual Facebook.
*16 April - Chris and Barbara are scheduled to appear before a grand jury at 9:30 a.m.

{{Timeline}}

April 2012

2012-04-13T05:20:53Z

MetroidJunkie: /* Events */

'''April [[2012]]''' has seen more fallout from the [[28 October 2011]] incident, but on a brighter note it appears Chris is no longer a [[virgin with rage]].

==Events==
*1 April - Chris writes [[Facebook#An Open Note|An Open Note]] on [[Facebook]].
*3 April - Chris changes his PSN status to "I am Christian" and buys more Vita games.
*5 April - Chris and Barb have another hearing at 1:00 p.m. Trespassing and assault are dismissed, Grand Jury to decide felony hit and run. [[Michael_Snyder|Michael Snyder's]] protection order was granted against both Chris and Barb, potentially equating to [[Chris_and_the_Law|jail time]] if either of them trespass again.
*12 April - A leaked [[Facebook]] status update reveals that Chris announced the loss of his virginity on a recent Sunday. Its legitimacy, however, is being [[Mass_debating|Massively debated.]]
*16 April - Chris and Barbara are scheduled to appear before a grand jury at 9:30 a.m.

{{Timeline}}

April 2012

2012-04-13T05:20:41Z

MetroidJunkie: /* Events */

'''April [[2012]]''' has seen more fallout from the [[28 October 2011]] incident, but on a brighter note it appears Chris is no longer a [[virgin with rage]].

==Events==
*1 April - Chris writes [[Facebook#An Open Note|An Open Note]] on [[Facebook]].
*3 April - Chris changes his PSN status to "I am Christian" and buys more Vita games.
*5 April - Chris and Barb have another hearing at 1:00 p.m. Trespassing and assault are dismissed, Grand Jury to decide felony hit and run. [[Michael_Snyder|Michael Snyder's]] protection order was granted against both Chris and Barb, potentially equating to [[Chris_and_the_Law|jail time]] if either of them trespass again.
*12 April - A leaked [[Facebook]] status update reveals that Chris announced the loss of his virginity on a recent Sunday. Its legitimacy, however, is being [[Mass_debating|Massively debated]]
*16 April - Chris and Barbara are scheduled to appear before a grand jury at 9:30 a.m.

{{Timeline}}

April 2012

2012-04-07T06:12:42Z

MetroidJunkie: /* Events */

'''April [[2012]]''' will see more fallout from the [[28 October 2011]] incident.

==Events==
*1 April - Chris writes [[Facebook#An Open Note|An Open Note]] on [[Facebook]].
*3 April - Chris changes his PSN status to "I am Christian" and buys more Vita games.
*5 April - Chris and Barb have another hearing at 1:00 p.m. Trespassing and assault are dismissed, Grand Jury to decide felony hit and run. [[Michael_Snyder|Michael Snyder's]] protection order was granted against both Chris and Barb, potentially equating to [[Chris_and_the_Law|jail time]] if either of them trespass again.

{{Timeline}}

April 2012

2012-04-07T04:29:16Z

MetroidJunkie: /* Events */

'''April [[2012]]''' will see more fallout from the [[28 October 2011]] incident.

==Events==
*1 April - Chris writes [[Facebook#An Open Note|An Open Note]] on [[Facebook]].
*3 April - Chris changes his PSN status to "I am Christian" and buys more Vita games.
*5 April - Chris and Barb have another hearing at 1:00 p.m. Trespassing and assault are dismissed, Grand Jury to decide felony hit and run. Michael Snyder's protection order was granted against both Chris and Barb, potentially equating to jail time if either of them trespass again.

{{Timeline}}

April 2012

2012-04-05T19:31:48Z

MetroidJunkie: /* Events */

Anime Wings

2012-03-28T03:07:06Z

MetroidJunkie:

[[Image:Animewings.jpg|thumb|OMG LIEK SO KAWAII! =^O^=]]

The '''Anime Wings''' are a pair of wings [[Chris]] got at [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] convention that are clipped on to the hair. This accessory is usually worn by women; specifically, otaku fangirls (well really, how often do men wear hairclips?). Chris's pair somehow turn real when he transforms into Super [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] if he transforms while wearing them. This gives Chris-chan even more god-like abilities, granting him the power to fly.

The wings first appeared in [[Sonichu_3#Sub-Episode_4:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22McAttack.22|''Sub-Episode 4'']] and are promptly knocked off of his head at the beginning of Sub-Episode 5, where they are... destroyed? Lost forever? Forgotten? Either way, Chris-Chan Sonichu has been shown to be perfectly capable of flying without them (probably because it's easier to draw).
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== Super Chris-Chan Sonichu ==
[[Image:Superchrischansonichu.jpg|thumb|left|Super Chris-Chan Sonichu ]]

With the [[Anchuent Powers]], Chris-Chan can transform into Super Chris-Chan Sonichu if he has his anime wings on top of his head. They appear to be similar to [[Angelica Rosechu]]'s. As the transformation would make him ''super'', and thus more powerful than his original form, he would be wise to use this to his advantage in future comics. But alas, this concept was completely forgotten by Chris, just like the plot in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. Honestly, what happened to [[Metal Sonichu]]?

Another note to be made is that Chris-chan cannot come up with an original idea, so this had to be ripped off from something else. Due to his influence with [[Nintendo]], he most likely got the "Super" part of the name from Super Nintendo and the many SNES titles that included "Super" in their names. As for the actual wings part, it is probably stolen from ''Super Mario Bros.'''s Koopa Paratroopas/the Wing Cap from ''Super Mario 64'', or from [[Sailor_Moon|''some anime'']].
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==See also==
*[[Anime]]
*[[Homos]]

[[Category:Plot Devices]]
[[Category:Relics of Fail]]
[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]