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2012-02-25T00:26:32Z

Mgi: Created page with "What the fuck is that stain on his crotch??! --~~~~"

What the fuck is that stain on his crotch??! --[[User:Mgi|Mgi]] 16:26, 24 February 2012 (PST)

User:Mgi

2010-10-12T06:18:28Z

Mgi:

Committed to occasionally and pedantically updating Chris's transcripts.

[[Category:CWCkipedians who are Australian]]

Talk:100 2267

2010-10-11T01:52:12Z

Mgi: /* On a more serious note */

Anyone transcribing? Guess I'll give it a go...--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 15:24, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

Oh sorry man, I just did. I'll add it to the page but there were a couple of words I didn't guess, like at 00:24. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 15:27, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

Just edited it with the template from the previous video...edited a but of corect stuff in there someone else take care of it I'm off to tranbscribe another video he just uploaded.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 16:04, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

I fixed up the transcription [[User:StarryNight|StarryNight]] 15:41, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

I'm pretty sure it's "following" not "wallowing", but Chris does pronounce his Fs like a retard. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 16:15, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

I still think he's saying "wallowing," as he's always seemed to believe that trolls are sand, pathetic people who are unhappy with their own lives and only troll Chris to make themselves feel better. His mouth doesn't even come close to forming the letter F [[User:StarryNight|StarryNight]] 19:41, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

Oh dear god, Is Chris referencing The Boss? His "Kill me Clyde Cash". --[[User:Radiant Price|Radiant Price]] 16:17, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

What does a "one cent daughter" even mean? Why is he insulting Panda's and Clyde's kid? --[[User:DamianAntaria|DamianAntaria]] 19:10, 7 October 2010

:Her name is Penny. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 18:41, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

:: "one cent daughter" is some kind of insult that Chris formed in his mind and thinks that it sounds good. Think of his "Laugh's Under Lucricities" line. There's no specific meaning to it, other than to upset Clyde. The fact that he would go as low as to insult a baby is worth noting however. --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 08:39, 8 October 2010 (PDT)

==The Pity shirt==
It doesn't have a picture of it in the gallery, i'll add one myself but i don't have the template--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 19:15, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

==THAT FACE==

LOOK AT THAT FACE GODDAMN [[User:EtonpilfAnetah|EtonpilfAnetah]] 08:39, 8 October 2010 (PDT)
:Useless post is useless. Please refrain from doing it again (admins are cracking down on it). --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 10:10, 8 October 2010 (PDT)

==On a more serious note==

The horde of pages titled with these strings of numbers is getting seriously annoying. Since Chris is too damn slow-in-the-mind to give his videos proper names, could we at least rename all the strings-of-number-videos to better relfect their content? [[User:EtonpilfAnetah|EtonpilfAnetah]] 14:31, 8 October 2010 (PDT)
:I agree. It's way easier to remember video names than random strings of numbers. I suggest something like "Chris is a guido."--[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 07:28, 10 October 2010 (PDT)
:I say have both, but use redirects. The master article should be the original video filename; it will generate less arguments about naming at the very least. --[[User:Mgi|Mgi]] 18:52, 10 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:XBox is OK.MOV

2010-09-14T01:19:21Z

Mgi:

Guess I'll take a stab at transcribing DIS BITCH. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 14:53, 13 September 2010 (PDT)

What the Fuck is this? Is Chris a "Changed Man"? [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 14:54, 13 September 2010 (PDT)

:Right, cause we've never seen this before. Adding links to this is going to be annoying....--[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 15:15, 13 September 2010 (PDT)

:: The only time he ever mentions that he doesn't hate gays is if it will get him china.--[[User:Monkeytacoz|Monkeytacoz]] 15:29, 13 September 2010 (PDT)

::: His new "sweetheart" probably has a gay brother/sister/dog, a Xbox and told him it is a big no-no to wish people their collective doom (and probably that he should get rid of some vidya). So the manchild follows the prospect of china and does another "I WAS NICE ALL ALONG" video like he did so many times before. --[[User:Derpalerp|Derpalerp]] 16:08, 13 September 2010 (PDT)

:::: Ten bucks says this is related to Jackie somehow. I can feel it. [[User:EtonpilfAnetah|EtonpilfAnetah]] 16:14, 13 September 2010 (PDT)

::::: Considering this and the Jakie video was uploaded in the same day? But yes, likely Jackie is in support of gay rights and decided to try and do damage control. --[[User: SerenityMoonstone|SerenityMoonstone]] 21:01, 13 September 2010 (EST)

Does no one else hear his massive fucking fart at 1:06? Or is that noise something else? --[[User:Mgi|Mgi]] 18:15, 13 September 2010 (PDT)
: And again at 1:40 --[[User:Mgi|Mgi]] 18:19, 13 September 2010 (PDT)

Talk:XBox is OK.MOV

2010-09-14T01:15:53Z

Mgi:

Haters Gonna Hate.MOV

2010-09-07T05:16:57Z

Mgi: Fixed error

'''Haters Gonna Hate''' is a video released on 6 [[September 2010]]. In it, a smug [[Chris]] dismisses the various rumors about his death, and announces that he's going to distance himself from the [[trolls]] and the [[Internet]] ([[Chris_and_the_internet#Attempts_to_leave_the_Internet|again]]).

This video marks the return of the [[Medallions of Fail|Sonichu medallion]] after being missing for half the year, and Chris prominently displays his [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]] in classic fashion at the opening of the video. Also, following the [[PS3]] destruction videos, it's possible to see a PS3 on the top shelf, next to the [[television]]. It may be a new one, but it's also possible that Chris kept the case of the old one as a memento. If it is the old one, it once again forms part of [[List of Chris's Lies|Chris's inability to tell the truth]], since he said he would be [[ItIsFinished.MOV|disposing of it in a dumpster]].

== Video ==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Haters gonna hate.mov
| video = {{#ev:youtube|N3KX-1o2WRU}}
| stardate = 6 September 2010
| style = {{smug|text}}
| subject = {{Rumors|text}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
| shirt = Plain red/orange
| previous = [[ItIsFinished.MOV]]
| next = Current
}}

===Transcript===

[[image:PS3Alive.png|thumb|''I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.'']]

''*[[sigh]]*'' September... ''[counting under his breath]'' 4..5...[[Speech impediment|''sits'']]! Two thousand ten.

I am ''not'' [[dead]]. ''[dramatic [[glasses]] removal]'' I am very much alive, [[Chris and health|healthy and well]]! And I aims to keep it that way, so don't believe any god damn rumors from the dang trolls, 'cause you know they alls gonna be falsified. ''[pause]'' And I'll tell ya'll something else - [[Patti Chandler|Patti]] ain't dug up! She's still underground! All them trolls are doing between their forum and what they lie- what they spread about and their dang rumors, is just blowin a bunch of ''smoke''. ''[pause]'' So, what do you ''[mumbles]'' so do you- should you believe a whole bunch of smoke? No. Because all there is with the smoke is just a bunch of ''[mumbles]'' it's just a fire of web [[lies]].

''[Long pause]''

So there. ''[Pause]'' And also, I am going to ignore the trolls and they are not going to bother me anymore. I am regaining control of my life. They have played with me tur-lo- for long enough and they're not gonna play with me anymore; I'm not going to let them. And also I will say another thing. ''[Starts digging into his pocket, fishing out some sort of string]'' Haters. ''[Twirls string]'' Are gonna. Hate. Pew! ''[Throws it, turns off camera]'' {{clear}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[ItIsFinished.MOV]]|nextlink=Current}}

{{Captain's Log}}

Haters Gonna Hate.MOV

2010-09-07T05:15:43Z

Mgi: I'm pedantic

'''Haters Gonna Hate''' is a video released on 6 [[September 2010]]. In it, a smug [[Chris]] dismisses the various rumors about his death, and announces that he's going to distance himself from the [[trolls]] and the [[Internet]] ([[Chris_and_the_internet#Attempts_to_leave_the_Internet|again]]).

This video marks the return of the [[Medallions of Fail|Sonichu medallion]] after being missing for half the year, and Chris prominently displays his [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]] in classic fashion at the opening of the video. Also, following the [[PS3]] destruction videos, it's possible to see a PS3 on the top shelf, next to the [[television]]. It may be a new one, but it's also possible that Chris kept the case of the old one as a memento. If it is the old one, it once again forms part of [[List of Chris's Lies|Chris's inability to tell the truth]], since he said he would be [[ItIsFinished.MOV|disposing of it in a dumpster]].

== Video ==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Haters gonna hate.mov
| video = {{#ev:youtube|N3KX-1o2WRU}}
| stardate = 6 September 2010
| style = {{smug|text}}
| subject = {{Rumors|text}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
| shirt = Plain red/orange
| previous = [[ItIsFinished.MOV]]
| next = Current
}}

===Transcript===

[[image:PS3Alive.png|thumb|''I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.'']]

''*[[sigh]]*'' September... ''[counting under his breath]'' 4..5...[[Speech impediment|''sits'']]! Two thousand ten.

I am ''not'' [[dead]]. ''[dramatic [[glasses]] removal]'' I am very much alive, [[Chris and health|healthy and well]]! And I aims to keep it that way, so don't believe any god damn rumors from the dang trolls, 'cause you know they alls gonna be falsified. ''[pause]'' And I'll tell ya'll something else - [[Patti Chandler|Patti]] ain't dug up! She's still underground! All them trolls are doing between their forum and what they lie- what they spread about and their dang rumors, is just blowin a bunch of ''smoke''. ''[pause]'' So, what do you ''[mumbles]'' so do you- should you believe a whole bunch of smoke? No. Because all there is with the smoke is just a bunch of ''[mumbles]'' it's just a fire of web [[lies]].

''[Long pause]''

So there. ''[Pause]'' And also, I am going to ignore the trolls and they are not going to bother me anymore. I am regaining control of my life. They have played with me tur-lo- for long enough and they're not gonna to play with me anymore; I'm not going to let them. And also I will say another thing. ''[Starts digging into his pocket, fishing out some sort of string]'' Haters. ''[Twirls string]'' Are gonna. Hate. Pew! ''[Throws it, turns off camera]'' {{clear}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[ItIsFinished.MOV]]|nextlink=Current}}

{{Captain's Log}}

Haters Gonna Hate.MOV

2010-09-07T00:32:08Z

Mgi: Undo revision 112596 by Tanaithetraitor (talk)

'''Haters Gonna Hate''' is a video released on 6 [[September 2010]]. In it, a smug [[Chris]] dismisses the various rumors about his death, and announces that he's going to distance himself from the [[trolls]] and the [[Internet]] ([[Chris_and_the_internet#Attempts_to_leave_the_Internet|again]]).

This video marks the return of the [[Medallions of Fail|Sonichu medallion]] after being missing for half the year, and Chris prominently displays his [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]] in classic fashion at the opening of the video. Also, following the [[PS3]] destruction videos, it's possible to see a PS3 on the top shelf, next to the [[television]]. It may be a new one, but it's also possible that Chris kept the case of the old one as a memento. If it is the old one, it once again forms part of [[List of Chris's Lies|Chris's inability to tell the truth]], since he said he would be [[ItIsFinished.MOV|disposing of it in a dumpster]].

== Video ==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Haters gonna hate.mov
| video = {{#ev:youtube|N3KX-1o2WRU}}
| stardate = 6 September 2010
| style = {{smug|text}}
| subject = {{Rumors|text}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[ItIsFinished.MOV]]
| next = Current
}}

===Transcript===

[[image:PS3Alive.png|thumb|''I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.'']]

''*[[sigh]]*'' September... ''[counting under his breath]'' 4..5...[[Chris and English|''sits'']]! Two thousand ten.

I am ''not'' [[dead]]. ''[dramatic [[glasses]] removal]'' I am very much alive, [[Chris and health|healthy and well]]! And I aims to keep it that way. So don't believe any god damn rumors from the dang trolls, 'cause you know they always gotta be falsified. ''[pause]'' And I'll tell ya something else - [[Patti Chandler|Patti]] ain't dug up! She's still underground! All them trolls are doing between their forums and that they lie with they spread about and they dang rumors, is just blowing a bunch of ''smoke''. ''[pause]'' So, what do you ''[mumbles]'' should you believe a whole bunch of smoke? No. Because all there is is smoke is just a bunch of ''[mumbles]'' web of [[lies]].

''[Long pause]''

So there. And also, I am going to ignore the trolls and they are not going to bother me anymore. I am regaining control of my life. They have played with me for long enough and they're not going to play with me anymore! I'm not going to let them. And also I will say another thing. ''[Starts digging into his pocket, fishing out some sort of string]'' Haters. ''[Twirls string]'' Are gonna. Hate. Pew! ''[Throws it, turns off camera]'' {{clear}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[ItIsFinished.MOV]]|nextlink=Current}}

{{Captain's Log}}

03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV

2010-03-22T19:05:36Z

Mgi: /* Transcript */

'''03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 21 [[March 2010]] where he swears he will leave the Internet (again).

Chris has made similar promises before, most notably in his [[YouTube Finale]] video of 30 [[March 2009]]. Historically his departures have lasted around a week or two. His hiatus in [[November 2008]] was much longer, but that was only thanks to ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''.

This video gives off the air of some external influence — his comments about the value of fresh air and real social interaction are, most would agree, very un-Chris-like. Bits and pieces of Chris's speech, particularly the ones about "life, the sun, and the days you have to live" have a vague kinship to passages from the Bible, among other things, leading to the supposition that he might be echoing a church sermon. As yet, though, there's no "smoking gun" confirming that he didn't come up with this on his own.

If some beneficial force has managed to enter Chris's life and drive him in a more positive direction, well, so much the better. Following the advice he dispenses here could be the best thing that ever happened to him. Of course, considering [[Chris and hypocrisy|his track record]], it is unlikely that he will actually follow this advice.

However, his grip on reality is still only so strong. He remains wedded to the delusion that his [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|copyright certificate]] for Sonichu means something (it doesn't), he thinks [[the Wallflower]] was his girlfriend (she wasn't), and he clings to the belief that his comics are commercially viable (they're not). Furthermore, he believes his absence caused the recent CWCipedia hijacking ([[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|it didn't]]).

==Watch==
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| name = 03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|SIWkCXSgHeM}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = March 21, 2010
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter =
| Performance Style = {{reason}} Reason
| Saga = {{Surfshack Tito}} Surfshack Tito
| Shirt = [[Image:Redgreenvertstripe.png‎]] Vertical Red & Green Stripes
| previous = [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]
| next = Current
}}
</center>
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

== Transcript ==
March 21st, 20...10. I have noticed that my absence has, uh, brought on a bit of chaos, on the... [[CWCipedia]], and it has gone on beyond- behind my back. I have been depressed lately, because of my... cr- because of my [[The Wallflower|girlfriend]] having left me, because of the tor- because of what [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|this one guy]] did. He created that page, I know that. He tried to intrude my life. Once I find- once I find him, he will... be he- he will be [[Death threats|tortured bad]]. But aside from that, I have let my- I have let the trolls torture me because of my re- because of my real life... stories having been leaked on the internet. But now the chaos is going to be done. I have shared my stories and t-arts of my electric hedgehog Pokemon. I have established my own, on my own, my main oh- my power of ownership as the original creator and author. I have established (gasp)... so much, and learned a lot in socializing and dealing with the good, and the bad. But I am not the quit, I am not quitting, this-and the comic series will continue. But you'll have to wait until the comic book pages hit the stores, before it, in order for you to read more. I have already won, because I have learned so much. [[Chris and his Ego|I am famous worldwide]], and [[Chris and copyright|I own the main copyrights to everything about it]]. About [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], and the city of [[CWCville]] and everything therein. And I am going to take it a step further after this.

But first, I am making my- I am removing mys- I am removing myself from the internet. Because I have let- because I have put [[April 16 Fetish Vids|too much of my personal life]] online to be ridiculed so much. Let's see how you trolls plan to deal with me when I am not there to be dealt with! Even though [[Alec Benson Leary calls|I ignore your phone calls]] THAT'S ONE THING! And I will, and I, y'all do your treachery behind my back, your treachery and your mockery. But that chaos ends now, because I am going to enjoy [[Video games|real life]]. I do not need the internet, nobody needs the internet! They just need to enjoy real life, go out and socialize! Talk to people! [[E-mails]] are so yesterday! Going out and finding people to talk to, and talking to them face to face is always IN. So you can forget the damn [[Facebook]], and the [[MySpace]], and those other social sites, because the only true social site... is... all around you. At your [[Fashion Square Mall|shopping mall]]. At the [[homos|salons]], and [[Manchester High School|schools]], and [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|colleges]]! Everywhere! Even at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|churches]], and [[Card games#Books-A-Million|bookstores]], the [[The GAMe PLACe|game stores]], the GameStops, everywhere all around you, is a social site. And you don't need a computer to access it. All you have to do, is just go outside, and eh- and see for yourself. And say "Hello." Internet is one thing to go talking to another country, but you don't need to be talking to others in the country, when you can talk to everybody else, around you locally. Because those are the most important people to you, the ones that are closest to you.

So I leave you all with tha- with those words, and it is not "Good-bye," but more like "See ya later." For me- for me and my Sonichu, Rosechu and everybody, because we will be back. And we don- but we don't need the online websites to... be famous anymore, [[Chris and reality|because we have established world famedom]]. We have established my ownership of everything therein. We have established the pow- the [[Honor roll|mental education]] of having to deal with the good, and the bad, and the worse. Damn trolls. Your bullying is not appreciated, even locally. So you can just take your bullyings, and bully yourselves. If you want to do- if you want- if you're bored, go work around the house. [[Sonichu's Edge|Go take a walk]]. 'Cause you don't need the internet. You don't need to [[Chris's room|stay cooped up inside]], you just need to go outside, and enjoy life, and the sun, and the days you have to live. I'm Christian Weston Chandler, of [[Ruckersville, Virigina]]. Birthname [[Christopher]], Spanish nickname [[Ricardo]], original creator of the electric hedgehog [[Pokemon]], Sonichu and Rosechu, and the city of CWCville, [[Virginia]]. I bid you all, stay safe, and good day.

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{{Videos}}

"Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!

2010-03-17T14:26:42Z

Mgi: /* Transcript */

'''"Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!''' is a video released on 14 March 2010, in which Chris pleads to a [[gal-pal]] going by the pen name of [[The Wallflower|Damian Antaria]] to not get a new [[jerk|boyfriend]] and take him instead, because his life is unhappy. After singing (poorly) a shortened version of his song [[CWC_"Boyfriend"|"Boyfriend"]], he then asks Damian to "give him a break", and talks about his miserable life, and paying $100 to a hooker. It seems as if he did not actually go through with paying for sex, however, as he still claims he is a virgin. He may simply be referring to the familiar [[Chris_and_sex#Prostitution|incident from mid-2009]] where he tried and failed to hire a prostitute while being blackmailed by [[Jack Thaddeus]].

He repeatedly says "Please," because we all know that [[lie|women love men who beg]]. His tone of voice, though, sounds more demanding than anything, conveying the impression that [[Chris and his Ego|he feels he's entitled to have the object of his desire as his girlfriend]].

He also reveals that he still has no understanding of social interaction. He says that 'Damian' had told him multiple times she wasn't ready for a boyfriend which suggests that he both constantly tried to ask her out, prompting her to have to say a thin excuse multiple times, and that he is socially inept enough that he did not realize she was making an excuse. There is also a distinct possibility that her new boyfriend is either a cover she created to get him to back off, or is in fact not her boyfriend and their friendship is being misconstrued by Chris.

Note the lack of medallion and the many uses of the [[Claw of Fail]], looking as if he were menacing Damian. Also note that he seems to believe that Damian's new boyfriend is a [[troll]], implying that he's starting to have flashbacks to [[Liquid]], [[Kacey|who is already married]].

Uncharacteristically, Chris recorded and uploaded this video in the mid-afternoon. Thanks to his [[biological clock|peculiar day-night cycle]], he usually delivers his YouTube rants late at night or in the very early morning.

One of the many reasons that this attempt, as well as many others, failed is because he insults her boyfriend and then begs for sex, like any [[Chris|man with good intentions.]]

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = "Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU<nowiki>!!!</nowiki>
| image = {{#ev:youtube|OU7REQHxY6Q}}
| Stardate = 14 [[March 2010]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = {{Tragedy}} Tragedy, {{Crazy}} Crazy
| Shirt = {{DangerStripeShirt}} The DangerStripe
| previous = [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]]
| next = '''Current'''
}}

==Transcript==
[''Chris opens the video with a heavy [[sigh]] and removes his [[Pedo-glasses|glasses]]. His expression is troubled and grim.'']

This message goes out to Damian Antaria, her pen name. Not revealing her real name, all things considered. You know something? You don't, you don't need that new boyfriend, [[Chris and his ego|because... I need you]]. We were very depend-we had so much in common! I don't see why you had to go and do that I mean, you aren't even [[Boyfriend-free girl|ready for a boyfriend]]! You told me so yourself, multiple times! I respected that for a little while. [''sigh''] But, you know what? This puts to mind a little something...

[''He bends down to pick something up off the floor, a remote control, and queues up the old [[CWC "Boyfriend"]] video on his TV.'']

...I have put together before.

[''He begins singing.'']

Hey hey, you you 
I don't like your boyfriend 
No way, no way 
I think you need a new one

Hey hey, you you 
I could be your boyfriend 
da na da, da na da 
da da da, da da da

[''He begins waving his hands around spastically, which continues through his performance.'']

In a second you'll be [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|wrapped around my finger]] 
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better 
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in? 
He's so trollin' stupid, what the hell were you thinkin'?

That old sumbitch try to take you out of my life 
But you know I could do it better 
[[Liquid Chris|He's an impostor]], he's a poser 
What the hells were you thinkin' with that damn [[Man in the Pickle Suit|pickle suit]]?

[''The singing mercifully ends.'']

C'mon. Damian. Damian Antaria. Give me a break! You know my, I don't want to be back in a situation where I'm, [[Virgin with rage|that desperate I got...]]

[''He holds up the [[Claw of Fail|claw]].'']

Go as far as to pay a [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|hundred dollars for a damn hooker]]. Give me a breaaak!! I'm a 28-year-old high-functioning autistic virgin! I'm in a [[cwcville|hell of my own]]! [''sigh''] C'mon, please? Pleeeeaaaase? [[Lies|I've been so very worried about you]], I've had [[Obesity|heartaches]] since last Wednesday. I've had [[Biological Clock|sleepless nights]]! It really hurts!

[''He clutches at his chest.'']

Heartaches hurt. Think about that.

[''He turns off the camera.'']

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[[Category:Videos_Christian_uploaded_to_YouTube]]

Chris dispels videogame rumors

2010-03-17T00:34:18Z

Mgi:

"'''CWC 09132009'''" is a video, uploaded on 13 [[September 2009]], in which [[Chris]] dispels rumors that the recently announced [[Sonic]] game, codenamed ''Project Needlemouse'', would actually be a [[Sonichu]] game. He comes to this statement based upon information he got from the [[ED]] forums, proving that these forums are not only a cancerous source of faggotry, but that they are also counterproductive to the [[trolling]].

At the end of the video, [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] can be heard off-camera.

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris dispels videogame rumors
| image = {{#ev:youtube|_uyzvGczHfE}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 13 September 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:video_games.png]] Video games
| Shirt = [[Image:redshirt.png]] Red shirt
| previous = [[10_September_2009| 10 September 2009]]
| next = [[Clyde_Cash_the_kid_video| Clyde Cash the kid videa]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===

Okay, you're rockin' it again, before we begin this installment of the video book series, let's turn to me for a moment, because I have a couple of brief announcements to make, dudes! Like number—like number one, the, uh, the s—stores that—on the Internet that are selling quote/unquote merchandise? IT'S NOT OFFICIAL! IT'S NOT REAL! [''takes off [[glasses]]''] You're being scammed! You might as well throw it in the garbage, burn it, return it! Because if you bought it, you're—not only are you aiding and abetting that criminal, you're being scammed yourself! And also, Project Needlenose(?), I have been- I have talked with Sega of America, and they have verified for me that is a full-fledged [[Sonic|SONIC THE HEDGEHOG]] GAME! Not a [[Sonichu]] game. And besides, 2D, I mean [[Sonichu Adventure]], I mean I got so many more story arcs in there than meets the eye, yes—I mean multiple character switches and I have all the story plots, I'm—I have all the story plots in my head, and ON PAPER. On paper. Including like, you know, "Hey, whatever happened to Wild Sonichu's scyther(?) father?" He gets kidnapped a long time ago. You know? He gets kidnapped. And then Sonichu actually—and then Wild Sonichu actually goes and find him. And Bubbles is on her way to an amusement park. W—uh... Angelica goes to defend her church. Punchy is out for a new challenge, and Magi-chan, I'm not sure about him yet. And Sonichu's is out to's-is out for a challenge that he's-he's accepted the challenge from wha-m-from.. Metal Sonichu. As it would appear in the beginning of the books beyond number eleven! Number eleven! The stories would begin beyond—from book number ELEVEN! And nobody has those stories! Only I have those stories, so no video game can ever be created without my own power! My own [[Wikipedia:Swill|swill]], my own super, my own-h-HONEST TO GOODNESS SUPERVISION!

[''Chris turns, the massive physical exertion causing him to pant'']

So take it so take it for real: I AM THE REAL DEAL! I am Christian Weston Chandler. Alias Christopher. And nobody can ever impersonate me for real. Or even my hand-drawing style. And everything that you would get.. that they can obviously put—is they could get—is again the only off the internet. It's not a real original hand draw-it's not original hand drawings. I mean, does that look like a printout to you? No! It's a HAND DRAWING! It's the original hand drawing of the back cover I constantly used! Among all the other hand drawings on my SHELF! In my BINDERS! IN THIS ROOM! In this house! So get with the program, people!

[''cut'']

And also, all videos that are currently on YouTube that may say cont—that may say the contrary about the video game rumors, they s—about them being true, but when they-rin-reality FALSE! The damn rumors! I mean I have read on 4 M's dot [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] dot com, that's right I KNOW IT! DAMN TROLLS! I'VE READ YOUR LINES! And I know that you're pixellating fake game screenshots and images and videos.... You're so busted. YOU'RE so busted. And you are in the wrong and you will be damned to hell! ESPECIALLY YOU [[Vivian G]]! D, Vivian G, D! Just like Sideshow Bob would say to Bart in that one episode that he had on his frontside<ref>In The Simsons episode "Cape Feare", Sideshow Bob is seen with a tattoo on his chest saying "Die Bart Die." During a parole hearing, Bob explained the tattoo as being German for "The Bart The". Once more, Chris has stolen a joke, butchered it horribly, and taken it so far out of context that it makes no sense to almost everybody</ref>. Anyway, aside from all that, I repeat: DO NOT BUY ANYTHING OFF THE INTER- off the uh websites, you are being scammed! There is no Sonichu video game, yet!

The unu-un [''stutters''] and also, a-any a-all official updates about when the official merchandise will be officially released under my own power and supervision, as well as the video game's creation, will be posted on the offi—on the original official Sonichu site, which is also known as [[CWCkipedia]]!

[''Off camera, [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] comes in and says "Hey, love! Just checkin' to see if you were home!"'']

We'll be back in a moment.

==Notes==
<references />

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[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

To Clyde and Jack

2010-03-17T00:19:45Z

Mgi:

'''To Clyde and Jack''' (originally posted as '''To Clyde and Jack.MOV''') is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 27 [[December 2009]]. Chris tells both [[Jack Thaddeus]] and [[Clyde Cash]] to [[Chris and anger|commit suicide and burn in hell]]. Chris continues to be butt-hurt over [[Homos|homosexuals]], telling Jack and Clyde that they are hurting the cause of gay rights and claiming [[List of Chris's lies|he has "Gay Friends"]]. Then he reminds us to [[Chris and hypocrisy#"I fear them all" — Homosexuality|stay straight]].

Chris spends much of this video scratching himself with alarming frequency, pausing at least 12 times to scratch, adjust his collar, hitch up his pants, or otherwise address some source of discomfort. The [[Chris and Health#Hygiene|cause]] remains unknown, but it should be noted that Chris has worn the same [[Chris and fashion|long-sleeved polo shirt]] now for four days straight.

==Video==

{{Tardrage}}

<center>

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| name = To Clyde and Jack
| image = {{#ev:youtube|CU8-3ba-R1E}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 27 December, 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Homosn.png]] [[Homos]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Rage.png]] [[Rage]]
| Saga = [[Image:Clyde_saga.png]] [[Clyde]] Saga
| Shirt = [[Image:YellowRedStripe.png‎]] Yellow, Green & Red Stripe
| previous = [[Download For Play Only]]
| next = [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp]]
}}</center>

===Transcript===
Uhh, this is not a canon [[Captain's Log]], but I have a statement that I feel like I need to make. Both... [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]]. This message goes to them!

You both think you're so tough. You both think you're so righteous because you're trying to overthrow [[Chris|somebody who hates homosexuals]]. You know what? [[Lie|I'm okay with associating with homosexuals]], but I—not be—but the—not beyond f-friendship. I'll-I'll be willing to be friends with homosexuals, I even have a [[gal pal]] [[Anna McLerran|who's a lesbian]]. As a—and she's a good friend, as well! But I'm just saying [''gestures wildly''] nothing further with the male homosexuals!

And as long as they keep it behind their closed doors, I don't give a damn.

And both of you, Jack and Clyde. Both of y'all want me to like homosexuals more, a little bit, but you—both of you—you're not—put'n, the aspect of anybody, within that—within that lifes-w-w-wh—who's living that lifesty—who's living that lifestyle. You're not putting any of those people in bright light! If anything, you're making the light of homosexualality so much God-damn worse! You both are definitely '''evil seeds that just need to be put into hell'''!

So not only would you be would both you Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus, be doin' me a favor, but you'd be doing your whole God-dang homosexuality community a favor, by '''committing suicide, killing yourselves and rotting in hell'''!

And [[Vivian]], I'm [[Chris and remorse|sorry]] about saying that about your cousin, but that's just the way I feel! [[Death threats#Vivian Gee|I got nothing against you Vivian]].

[''brief pause wherein Chris scratches himself and sighs'']

Anyway, that's the way I feel. Both of you two can just go rot in hell, for all I care. And for the whole world who care—and for whole world s—s—cares.

Also I just want to remind everybody that, uh, [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|the revised version of the text]] that's on that God-dang [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page is up on the [[CWCipedia]]. You find a link to it under the portal on the CWCipedia. That's all I will say about that.

So that's just my point—that's just all those-p-all my views, and how—what's actually true and false, and exaggerated, from within tha—all that text. Right.

[''raises hands, closes eyes''] Okay, well, to most everyone, [''sigh''] stay straight and not being swayed any other direction. That's me. Alright. [''flashes peace sign''] Have a good day, most of you. And Jack and Cl-Clyde, yeah, [[Chris and religion|suicide, death, rot in hell]].

==Remixed==

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| Stardate = 27 December 2009
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/TheGreggMays '''TheGreggMays''']
| Subject = [[Chris]]
| Video Type = Remix
| Other Info = SUICIDE. DEATH. ROT IN HELL.
}}</center>

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[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

A message to the Trolls

2010-03-17T00:14:06Z

Mgi:

'''A message to the Trolls''' (video name: '''A message to the Trolls.MOV''') is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 10 [[March 2010]], a while after discovering the [[CWCki]]. In it he whines to the trolls like a baby for interfering with his life, but doesn't go into specifics, mentioning only that trolls have been messing with his [[Gal-Pals|friends]]. He does not mention [[Bob Chandler|his father]] or his new sweetheart, [[The Wallflower]].

Note the lack of [[Medallions of Fail|medallion]] and [[Amnyfest Ring|class ring]].

==Video==

{{tardrage}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = A message to the Trolls.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|zBXMu2zPL04}}
| Stardate = 10 [[March 2010]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Rumors}} Rumors, {{Galpals}} Galpals
| Performance Style = {{Tragedy}} Tragedy
| Shirt = [[Image:Jokershirt.png]] The Joker
| previous = [[Surfshack Tito]]
| next = [[Don't Mess With Me]]
}}

===Transcript===
This message is for every last god damn troll that has been pestering me for the past number of years, even the recent ones. I have been in a number of moments finding [[china|peace]] and losing it later. Because YOU [[Bob Walks In|WON'T LET ME BE]]!

You are su- You are a bunch of damn [[Chris and hypocrisy|immature DUMBASSES]] who have [[Chris and reality|no lives of your own]].

You don't want me to have a [[pedofork|little life of my own]], you don't want me to find long-lasting peace and happiness for myself, you don't want me to find the whole true love for myself because you are so [[Chris and Ego|sub-absorbent]] yourselves, you don't wan- you only want me to give you more got-dang stories and [[Chris and art|art]] then I can give because of my... inspiration comes in and out... it mostly comes in when I'm happy and have peace.

You are nothing but god damn [[Chris and money|greedy]], [[Mailbag|impatient]], [[Chris and remorse|unloved]], and [''shows the [[Claw of Fail|claw]]''] [[Chris|corrupted]] fools. Heartbreaks and heartaches, they really hurt. I've let you all done so much whatever you want emotionally than me.. but.. it is GOD DAMN ANOTHER STORY WITH YOU TRYTA [[Megan|HURT MY FRIENDS AND GET THEM INVOLVED]] LIKE YOU'VE BEEN DOING [''Chris punches the camera'']

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWC: the student film
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6VuCcHN9L58}}
| Stardate = 11 March 20010
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidFailkips DavidFailkips]
| Subject =
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
}}

==See also==
*[[Don't Mess With Me]]

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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!

2010-03-17T00:08:13Z

Mgi:

[[File:Chrischanpantsu.jpg|thumb|right|I see London, I see France...]]
'''Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!''' was uploaded by Chris early in the morning of 14 [[March 2010]]. Chris is angry with [[Surfshack Tito]], blaming him for causing a rift between Chris and [[The Wallflower]]. Chris then proceeds to threaten Tito by showing him his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear]], shouting in such a bad Scottish accent that it's [[Racism|insulting]] and being completely incompetent with a knife.

It should also be noted that seeing as Chris is annoyed that the personal details of the Wallflower have been leaked to the internet, it would only make sense in his continuing parade of [[fail]] that he should drop her name. ''Twice''. Furthermore, the very next video he released features her '''FREAKING USER NAME IN THE TITLE''', which is exactly how the trolls identified her in the first place.

The kilt and various fake accents are probably supposed to be in honor of St. Patrick's Day. Little does Chris know, he's mostly invoking stereotypes about the Scots (kilts, the words "laddy" and "lassy"), while St. Patrick's Day is about Ireland. He also uses the anthem of the Irish Rugby team as the background music, instead of the actual Irish Anthem, whose highly-aggressive lyrics would be much more suited. Then again, Chris was always [[War Paint Video|quite ignorant about other people's cultures]]. He also refers to the English as "Brits", when, in fact, Britain encompasses England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland.

This is all aside from that the worst thing you can say to an Irishman is that you're Irish, when you're clearly not. Especially when you're from America.

Chris appears to have taken a liking to waving a knife around in his videos. He probably thinks this is intimidating, but most people would probably laugh at a gelatinous blob with a face waddling at them with a potato peeler. The fact that he rarely leaves his [[Chris's_room|room]], let alone his [[14_Branchland_Court|house]] also lowers the threat level considerably. Note that the [[medallion]] is still missing, but his [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]] makes an appearance at the end of the video.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!
| image = {{#ev:youtube|taiBe4ct_So}}
| Stardate = 14 [[March 2010]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = {{Crazy}} Crazy
| Shirt = [[Image:Tanwidestripeshirt.png]] Tan Wide Lines
| previous = [[Don't Mess With Me]]
| next = [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|"Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!]]
}}

===Transcript===
[[File:FatBastardChris.jpg|thumb|right|A photo of Chris in his kilt.]]

[ [[Wikipedia:Ireland's Call|Ireland's Call]] is playing on the background.] 
Tito. Listen to me, you son of a bitch. Your-your days are numbered. I have forwarded your admission to H-Heather and also the awesomest gal-pal that we know between us, our [[Chris's Big Night Out II|Scarlet]]. And with great honor and glory, I will take pleasure in [[Homos#Evidence that Chris is a homo|beatin' up your ass]]. And also regain th-regain the love and trust and friendship of [[The Wallflower|Heather]].

Either way, you are going down, Tito, one way, 
[''Chris does a horrifyingly high kick wherein [[Homos|we can see his underwear quite clearly]].''] 
Two ways...! 
[''He then fiddles with a knife for a good eight seconds.''] 
...or three. 
[He puts the knife on a desk off screen]

[''Chris begins badly imitating a Scottish accent and standing effeminately with one hand on his hip.''] 
Ach, ye wee laddy. You not gonna get me [[Chris and sex#Bestiality|lassy]] today. 
[''He comes closer to the camera and diverges into an accent somewhere between Scottish and Jamaican.''] 
I kick yo' ass with me shillelagh! 
[''He holds up his right fist to display his high school ring.''] 
And mah ring, man! 
{{clear}}

==See also==
*[[Death threats]]
*[[Surfshack Tito]]

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9 February 2010

2010-03-13T02:00:44Z

Mgi:

'''9 February 2010''' (officially '''02092010.MOV''') is a video where Chris comments on the destruction of the [[CWCipedia]], threatens to use his "psychic powers" to jail and kill the people behind the [[Asperchu|Asperpedia]], and claims the CWCipedia will be rebuilt with his [[Monthly Tugboat|own funds]]. He also states that he is [[Father Call|still shoveling snow]], and drawing the comic.

In his [[I am Alive|previous video]], Chris claimed that he was willing to acquiesce to [[Evan]]'s demands and do away with the character [[Simonla Rosechu]], Chris's imitation of Evan's [[Fan:Simonchu|Simonchu]]. Here, however, Chris admits the obvious: that he never planned to willingly stop infringing on Evan's creation. In an impressive display of self-righteousness, he characterizes being pressured to do the right thing as "blackmail."

The threats made in this video would later be incorporated into the ending of [[Sonichu 10]], where [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's alter ego]], with the help of other characters, brutally tortures and executes the Asperpedia Four after they are given a show trial and condemned to death.

==Video==
{{tardrage}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = 02092010.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|ET4pwfbAyto}}
| Stardate = 9 February 2010
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Website.png]] Website
| Performance Style = [[Image:Rage.png]] Rage
| Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga
| Shirt = [[Image:StraightWhiteLines.png]] STRAIGHT White Lines
| previous = [[I am Alive#Part 2|One more thing...]]
| next = [[Christian Love Day (video)]]
}}

===Transcript===
[[Captain's Log]], February 9th, 2010.

As much as it is to my dismay, I have to point out... but, you can thank Alec, [[Evan]], Sean, and Mao on the [[Asperpedia]], 'cuz I got confessions from them and they have done so already. They took down my own [[CWCipedia]]. Dey-e-ven-pr dey even prohibited me from being able to make any up-dates... because of that god dang Evan. [''Clenches his [[Claw_of_Fail|claw]] into a fist.''] If I could go back to before [[November 2007]], I would've never few-dat viewed that damned [[ED]] page, and then I would never've had to deal with you damn dirty [[trolls]]. But I know I realize one thnnn now, and I have suffered through so much torment, and this one just really just takes the cake.

You all just want a response from me, you get one hell of a response. And ay-all my true, loyal fans.. can-s.. blame those in the Asperpedia, [''points at the camera with four fingers''] those four. 'Cuz they have... done the wrongest. They took away that which inspired their own comic pages. They destroyed... what was undestroyable, but can be re-built. And I will rebuild it... with my own help and [[Chris and money|my own funds]].

[[Chris and his Ego|I have people on the inside]]; the CWCipedia will be back up. And I never wanted to kill [[Simonla]]. But I was practically back-BLACK mailed by that god damned Evan. [''Raises Claw of Fail again.''] I would have him ina psychic link within my [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|psychic powers]], [[Manchester High School|FROZEN IN TIME]] and then I would put him in the jail cell as with the same fate between Alec, Sean, ''and'' Mao. And after what they have done unto me so far, which they did not have to do, but they did, and they are all guilty of tormenting me like they have. I would have them [[Death threats|ESS-acuted]]! And I don't care what they think or what they say, this is my stand against you four: [''flips off camera with his right hand''] ROT... [''flips off camera with his left hand''] IN... [''throws both hands at the camera as if doing a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]'']
{{RageQuote|HELL!!}}
[''Moment of silence. Chris appears to be on the brink of tears.'']

Anyway, everybody else, have a good day. [[Lie|I'm still shoveling snow and drawing and coloring]], regardless of there being a website or not.

[''Looks all dejected and reaches for his camera to turn it off'']

Have a good da--[''Video ends mid-word.'']

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{{Captain's Log}}

Christian Love Day (video)

2010-03-13T01:52:02Z

Mgi: /* Transcript */

"'''Christian Love Day'''" is a video uploaded on 23 [[February 2010]] to commemorate [[Christian]]'s [[Chris and his Ego|self-created holiday]], which just happens to fall on his birthday. It should be noted that his speech is [[Things_Chris_has_ripped_off|copied]] from the science-fiction movie ''Independence Day''.

The quality of the footage in this video is decidedly clear, perhaps the clearest we've ever seen Chris, suggesting that he may have received a new camera for his birthday. We can now see the full embodiment of fail in a higher resolution. Considering the [[April 16 Fetish Vids|trouble]] [[Chris Sex Videos|posting]] [[Tour of Christian's House|videos]] [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|online]] has caused Chris, whoever bought Chris the camera is either a complete idiot or a trolling genius. Furthermore, it appears that [[Magical Man Potion|someone else]] is holding the camera. He later went back to the old, shitty camera, suggesting that this one could have belonged to the mysterious other (probably a social worker) who just loaned it to Chris for a day.

In his speech, Chris claims that his holiday is about "fighting for our right to love", despite the fact that Christian Love Day is inherently homophobic. O, irony!

==Video==

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Christian Love Day
| image = {{#ev:youtube|ibYDweI1e6c}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 23 February 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter =
| Performance Style = {{Crazy}} Crazy
| Saga = N/A
| previous = [[9 February 2010]]
| next = [[Magical Man Potion]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===
[[File:UlteriorMotives.jpg|thumb|right|We here at CWCki transcribed this as "and we will once again be saluting an image of our freedom". Google's giant computer brain reveals the true meaning of those poignant words.]]

''[pause]'' Good morning. In less than an hour, [[Sonichu]] [[fans]] from here will join others from around the world as you will be witnessing the [[Chris and his ego|largest personal change in the history of mankind]]. Mankind...that word should have new meaning for us all today. We cannot be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it is fate that today is Metsico's flllag day. And we will once again be saluting an image of our freedom. Not just from [[trolling]], loneliness, or persecution, but also from heartbreak. We are fighting for our right to love, to be honest, and when the sun sets today, the twenty-fourth of February will no longer be known as only a Metsican holiday, but as today Sonichu fans declared in one vwoice, "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We are going to live on! We are going to survive, to celebr--today we celebrate our CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY!"
{{clear}}

== Fan videos ==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Independence Gay
| video = {{#ev:youtube|vH5CbMyio9U}}
| Stardate = 25 February 2010
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]
| Subject = [[Chris]]
| Video Type = Remix
}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[9 February 2010]]|nextlink=[[Magical Man Potion]]|}}

{{videos}}

[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Christian Love Day (video)

2010-03-13T01:51:39Z

Mgi:

"'''Christian Love Day'''" is a video uploaded on 23 [[February 2010]] to commemorate [[Christian]]'s [[Chris and his Ego|self-created holiday]], which just happens to fall on his birthday. It should be noted that his speech is [[Things_Chris_has_ripped_off|copied]] from the science-fiction movie ''Independence Day''.

The quality of the footage in this video is decidedly clear, perhaps the clearest we've ever seen Chris, suggesting that he may have received a new camera for his birthday. We can now see the full embodiment of fail in a higher resolution. Considering the [[April 16 Fetish Vids|trouble]] [[Chris Sex Videos|posting]] [[Tour of Christian's House|videos]] [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|online]] has caused Chris, whoever bought Chris the camera is either a complete idiot or a trolling genius. Furthermore, it appears that [[Magical Man Potion|someone else]] is holding the camera. He later went back to the old, shitty camera, suggesting that this one could have belonged to the mysterious other (probably a social worker) who just loaned it to Chris for a day.

In his speech, Chris claims that his holiday is about "fighting for our right to love", despite the fact that Christian Love Day is inherently homophobic. O, irony!

==Video==

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Christian Love Day
| image = {{#ev:youtube|ibYDweI1e6c}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 23 February 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter =
| Performance Style = {{Crazy}} Crazy
| Saga = N/A
| previous = [[9 February 2010]]
| next = [[Magical Man Potion]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===
[[File:UlteriorMotives.jpg|thumb|right|We here at CWCki transcribed this as "and we will once again be saluting an image of our freedom". Google's giant computer brain reveals the true meaning of those poignant words.]]

''[pause]'' Good morning. In less than an hour, [[Sonichu]] [[fans]] from here will join others from around the world as you will be witnessing the [[Chris and his ego|largest personal change in the history of mankind]]. Mankind...that word should have new meaning for us all today. We cannot be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it is fate that today is Metsico's flllag day. And we will once again be saluting an image of our freedom. Not just from [[trolling]], loneliness, or persecution, but also from heartbreak. We are fighting for our right to love, to be honest, and when the sun sets today, the twenty-fourth of February will no longer be known as only a Metsican holiday, but as today Sonichu fans declared in one vwoice,: "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We are going to live on! We are going to survive, to celebr--today we celebrate our CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY!"
{{clear}}
== Fan videos ==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Independence Gay
| video = {{#ev:youtube|vH5CbMyio9U}}
| Stardate = 25 February 2010
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]
| Subject = [[Chris]]
| Video Type = Remix
}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[9 February 2010]]|nextlink=[[Magical Man Potion]]|}}

{{videos}}

[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

02 March 2010

2010-03-12T16:48:52Z

Mgi:

'''02 March 2010''' (officially '''03022010.MOV''') was a video posted on 02 [[March 2010]] by [[Chris]]. It is the long awaited (albeit [[Chris and remorse|half-assed]]) apology video to [[Alec]] and [[Mao]] (but not [[Evan]] or [[Fan: Moon-Pals|Sean]]) for their portrayals in the events transpired in [[Sonichu 10]]. At the time this video was made [[Bob Chandler]] was at the hospital for congestive heart failure. Chris didn't see the need to mention him at all.

At the same time, Chris makes the official debut of the Asperchu medallion, confirming its strange appearance in [[Magical Man Potion]].

As well as this, Chris seems to have resorted to using what appears to be the camera used in [[For Kacey II]]. It's likely that the new camera from [[Christian Love Day (video)|earlier]] wasn't his.

The background music playing in the video, "Mo Ghile Mear", is performed by the Irish girl-pop group Celtic Woman.

==Video==

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = 03022010.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|M_7UQJ8Dqag}}
| Stardate = 02 [[March 2010]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Website}} Website
| Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason
| Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]]
| Shirt = [[Image:Tanwidestripeshirt.png]] Tan Wide Lines
| previous = [[PS3 Tutorial for my fans]]
| next = [[Surfshack Tito]]
}} </center>
===Transcript===
[''"Mo Ghile Mear" by Celtic Woman plays in the background.'']

Huhh. [[Captain's Log]], Stardate, March 2nd [[Fail|2009]].

It is with a... with [[Bob Chandler|heavy heart]] and, good and good con-sense, that I deeply apologize to [[Alec]] for the, uh, [[Sonichu 10|recent portrayal within the comic pages]]. With the uh, trial and the [[Death threats|killings]], and the electric chair, and on that sort.

[''Chris's face scrunches up as he inhales deeply''] I am sorry Mao- I am sorry Alec.

Anyway the trial, and the execution will be replaced with pages that are more accurate to the stories of Soni- of Sonichu and, of that, um, that genre.

[''Puts glasses back on''] And I am wearing this medallion that Alec has made, [''fidgets with the Asperchu medallion hanging around his neck''] along with my own, because I feel that we can be friends and coincide with each other. And uh, all people that-uh original Alec-heads or whatever, are welcome to come and view the original comics that inspired him on the [[CWCipedia]]. And the pages'll be uh uploaded as soon as possible. I just have to finish coloring them in. And I got a few more pages to draw.

[''Removes the Asperchu medallion from his neck''], and with that and uh, a bit of honor also, I take uh, Alec's medal here, [''places the Asperchu Medalion in a box''] gotcha- here. [''grabs camera, moves towards wall''] And I will place it on the wall of fame. [''Camera displays a portion of the wall with three Sonichu momentos hanging from it. Chris hangs the Asperchu box on the wall under them with some difficulty.''] It will be secured better after the filming. But the point is made. Thank you very much, and have a safe day.

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Don't Mess With Me

2010-03-12T16:38:46Z

Mgi:

'''Don't Mess With Me''' (video name: '''Don't Mess With Me.MP4''') is another video [[Chris]] made for trolls on 10 [[March 2010]]. Heightening the rhetoric against those who go against him from his [[A message to the Trolls|previous video]] that day, he begins playacting what he thinks would happen if he actually met a [[troll]]. Chris goes beyond tearing up a paper sign or beating his hammy fists against a cardboard box to indicate his [[Chris_and_anger|anger]] towards a [[Trolls|person]] and actually plays out a scene in which he pulls out a knife and simulates the homicide of an imaginary [[Clyde Cash]], who probably had nothing to do with the loss of his latest [[The_Wallflower|sweeheart]] anyway. Note the recurring lack of the [[ring]] and the [[medallion]]. It's also worth noticing that Chris still seems to believe the ridiculous cover story about [[Panda Halo]] being real and getting [[Chris and sex#Chris and rape|raped]] by Clyde.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Don't Mess With Me.MP4
| image = {{#ev:youtube|hcB8L_aWlW0}}
| Stardate = 10 [[March 2010]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter =
| Performance Style = {{Crazy}} Crazy, {{Rage}} [[Rage]]
| Saga = [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] Clyde Cash
| Shirt = [[Image:Jokershirt.png]] The Joker
| previous = [[A message to the Trolls]]
| next = '''Current'''
}}

===Transcript===
You think I'm weak? You think I'm not tough? ''[Holds up fist]'' This is what happens when I am intercept- this is what will happen when I am intercepted by a troll.

''[Stands to the right]'' Why, hello Christian.

''[Returns to center, finger to his forehead]'' Ugh. Hello.

''[To the right, crosses arms]'' What's the matter? You don't know me?

''[Center, acts confused]'' No, should I..?

''[To the right, brandishes the Claw]'' It's me, Clyde CASH.

''[Center]'' Oh. ''[Crosses arms]'' What the hell do you want, you son of a bitch?

''[Right]'' Oh, I just came by to tell you how much of a son of a bitch, lazy ass, bigoted, fort treacherous rat you are.

''[Center. Looks angry]'' Hmmmmm...

''[Right]'' Oh, and how about that time I raped your sweet Australian panda bear?

''[Center]'' YOU SON OF A BITCH!

''[Chris jumps at "Clyde Cash", starts punching the air in a failing way. Punches himself twice, gets strangled, knees him, starts grappling with him. There's a jump cut as he continues to grapple. He punches, then starts stomping the ground.]''

''[Reaches down and pulls up "Clyde"]'' Come on. Get up, you son of a bitch!

''[Puts "Clyde" in an invisible choke hold and takes an unreasonably long time to pull out a knife.]''

This... This is for Sarah Cassandra McKenzie you bastard.

''[Makes motions of slitting "Clyde's" throat] ''SHHHHHHH!

''[Holds throat and struggles]'' Ughhh! Waaaagg! Ehhhh! ''[Collapses, then stands back up, hands on hips.]''

Watch your back, thwolls.

==See also==
*[[Death threats]]

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A message to the Trolls

2010-03-12T16:36:11Z

Mgi: /* Transcript */

'''A message to the Trolls''' (video name: '''A message to the Trolls.MOV''') is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 10 [[March 2010]]. In it he whines like a baby against the trolls for interfering with his life, but doesn't go into specifics, mentioning only that trolls have been messing with his friends. He does not mention [[Bob Chandler|his father]] or his new sweetheart, [[The Wallflower]]. Note the lack of [[Medallions of Fail|medallion]] and [[Amnyfest Ring|class ring]].

==Video==

{{tardrage}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = A message to the Trolls.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|zBXMu2zPL04}}
| Stardate = 10 [[March 2010]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Rumors}} Rumors, {{Galpals}} Galpals
| Performance Style = {{Tragedy}} Tragedy
| Shirt = [[Image:Jokershirt.png]] The Joker
| previous = [[Surfshack Tito]]
| next = [[Don't Mess With Me]]
}}

===Transcript===
This message is for every last god damn troll that has been pestering me for the past number of years, even the recent ones. I have been in a number of moments [[masturbating|finding peace]] and losing it later. Because YOU [[Bob Walks In|WON'T LET ME BE]]!

You are su- You are a bunch of damn [[Chris and hypocrisy|immature DUMBASSES]] who have no lives of your own.

You don't want me to have a little life of my own, you don't want me to find long-lasting peace and happiness for myself, you don't want me to find the whole true love for myself because you are so [[Chris and Ego|sub-absorbent]] yourselves, you don't wan- you only want me to give you more got-dang stories and [[Chris and art|art]] then I can give because of my... inspiration comes in and out and it mostly comes in when I'm happy and have peace.

You are nothing but god damn greedy, impatient, unloved, and [''shows the [[Claw of Fail|claw]]''] corrupted fools. Heartbreaks and heartaches, they really hurt. I've let you all done so much whatever you want emotionally than me.. but.. it is GOD DAMN ANOTHER STORY WITH YOU TRYTA HURT MY FRIENDS AND GET THEM INVOLVED LIKE YOU'VE BEEN DOING [''Chris punches the camera'']

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A message to the Trolls

2010-03-12T16:35:17Z

Mgi: /* Transcript */

'''A message to the Trolls''' (video name: '''A message to the Trolls.MOV''') is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 10 [[March 2010]]. In it he whines like a baby against the trolls for interfering with his life, but doesn't go into specifics, mentioning only that trolls have been messing with his friends. He does not mention [[Bob Chandler|his father]] or his new sweetheart, [[The Wallflower]]. Note the lack of [[Medallions of Fail|medallion]] and [[Amnyfest Ring|class ring]].

==Video==

{{tardrage}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = A message to the Trolls.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|zBXMu2zPL04}}
| Stardate = 10 [[March 2010]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Rumors}} Rumors, {{Galpals}} Galpals
| Performance Style = {{Tragedy}} Tragedy
| Shirt = [[Image:Jokershirt.png]] The Joker
| previous = [[Surfshack Tito]]
| next = [[Don't Mess With Me]]
}}

===Transcript===
This message is for every last god damn troll that has been pestering me for the past number of years, even the recent ones. I have been in a number of moments [[masturbating|finding peace]] and losing it later. Because YOU WON'T LET ME BE!

You are su- You are a bunch of damn [[Chris and hypocrisy|immature DUMBASSES]] who have no lives of your own.

You don't want me to have a little life of my own, you don't want me to find long-lasting peace and happiness for myself, you don't want me to find the whole true love for myself because you are so [[Chris and Ego|sub-absorbent]] yourselves, you don't wan- you only want me to give you more got-dang stories and [[Chris and art|art]] then I can give because of my... inspiration comes in and out and it mostly comes in when I'm happy and have peace.

You are nothing but god damn greedy, impatient, unloved, and [''shows the [[Claw of Fail|claw]]''] corrupted fools. Heartbreaks and heartaches, they really hurt. I've let you all done so much whatever you want emotionally than me.. but.. it is GOD DAMN ANOTHER STORY WITH YOU TRYTA HURT MY FRIENDS AND GET THEM INVOLVED LIKE YOU'VE BEEN DOING [''Chris punches the camera'']

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A message to the Trolls

2010-03-12T16:34:22Z

Mgi:

'''A message to the Trolls''' (video name: '''A message to the Trolls.MOV''') is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 10 [[March 2010]]. In it he whines like a baby against the trolls for interfering with his life, but doesn't go into specifics, mentioning only that trolls have been messing with his friends. He does not mention [[Bob Chandler|his father]] or his new sweetheart, [[The Wallflower]]. Note the lack of [[Medallions of Fail|medallion]] and [[Amnyfest Ring|class ring]].

==Video==

{{tardrage}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = A message to the Trolls.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|zBXMu2zPL04}}
| Stardate = 10 [[March 2010]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Rumors}} Rumors, {{Galpals}} Galpals
| Performance Style = {{Tragedy}} Tragedy
| Shirt = [[Image:Jokershirt.png]] The Joker
| previous = [[Surfshack Tito]]
| next = [[Don't Mess With Me]]
}}

===Transcript===
This message is for every last god damn troll that has been pestering me for the past number of years, even the recent ones. I have been in a number of moments finding peace and losing it later. Because YOU WON'T LET ME BE!

You are su- You are a bunch of damn [[Chris and hypocrisy|immature DUMBASSES]] who have no lives of your own.

You don't want me to have a little life of my own, you don't want me to find long-lasting peace and happiness for myself, you don't want me to find the whole true love for myself because you are so [[Chris and Ego|sub-absorbent]] yourselves, you don't wan- you only want me to give you more got-dang stories and [[Chris and art|art]] then I can give because of my... inspiration comes in and out and it mostly comes in when I'm happy and have peace.

You are nothing but god damn greedy, impatient, unloved, and [''shows the [[Claw of Fail|claw]]''] corrupted fools. Heartbreaks and heartaches, they really hurt. I've let you all done so much whatever you want emotionally than me.. but.. it is GOD DAMN ANOTHER STORY WITH YOU TRYTA HURT MY FRIENDS AND GET THEM INVOLVED LIKE YOU'VE BEEN DOING [''Chris punches the camera'']

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