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<p>Michaeldsuarez: Repairing link. www. isn't redirecting properly.</p> <hr /> <div>This is a collection of various other documents related to [[Chris]].<br /> ==Edits to his Encyclopedia Dramatica page==<br /> ===Why the hatred?===<br /> <br /> Months ago, I have found from this page being the first of a number hate against me, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. *[[sigh]]* Among the number of you all, my name has been dragged through the mud, my e-mail and [[MySpace]] have been hacked for the e-mail information and random information that have been twisted into mockery of my person, my integrity, my honesty, my compassion, my heart, my soul, my being. Not only that, but the names of my two best [[gal-pals]], [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]], and my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], have also been dragged through the mud of mockery along with mine. Not only were my feelings were hurt greatly, but also those of Megan and Anna, and a number of my acquaintances within my small social circle were shocked and terrified that such cruelty, such mockery, such hatred was built from the number of those who have added more and more to this disgrace of a description of my being.<br /> <br /> For a while, I was angry and enraged, and I shoved information and drawings regretfully drawn beyond my personal boundries down the throat of the webmasters of the page, in attempt to kill the hype and hatred against me. But No More, I give up on trying to edit the page to be more positive, or to delete the page altogether.<br /> <br /> But I have ONE Question, that I put unto you all, the individuals who have taken part in creating this web page, and I would appreciate an Open, Detailed and Honest Answer from each of you in simple e-mails or reply on this discussion page.<br /> <br /> Why do you hate me so much?<br /> <br /> What did I do against you to cause the hatred against me? What physical or emotional harm have I ensued unto you? Why do you hate me for being myself in this world full of people who can't help but be themselves? I've had nothing against any of you. I don't even know any of you personally, as far as I know. I have nothing that any of you have already, so Why?<br /> <br /> I leave you with that to ponder and ponder again over.<br /> <br /> Sincerely;<br /> <br /> Christian Weston Chandler. <br /> <br /> <br /> ===Chris to ED again (lol wut)===<br /> <br /> Hey, B-Itches, Quit your barkin'.<br /> <br /> I have returned to my comic drawing, one page at a time, so you can quit your slanderous, unrequired cries for attention. Also, I LAUGH at your mockery of a medal imitation; yours looks MORE like a sugar cookie I had with lunch...from a Grocery Store; Free Cookies!<br /> <br /> The neighbors have been complaining, and they have provided over a Thousand signatures on the Petition; let your [[ED|Encyclopedogia Bitchmatica]] get its injection for eternal sleep.<br /> <br /> |----<br /> <br /> Middle Finger in your &quot;Ear Lot Evil&quot;.<br /> <br /> <br /> ===About his family===<br /> <br /> I have been living with both my mother and father. I have two half-brothers and a half-sister; they were all grown-ups when I was born. My mother's son, [[Joseph Cole Smithey]], is a famed movie reviewer in NYC; www.colesmithey.com is his website. My father's son, [[David Alan Chandler]], is an Optomologist in Chesterfield County; he was the one who told me that I was nearsighted and needed glasses. He is also married, and has a beautiful daughter, Savanna. My only niece as of yet. My father's daughter, [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]], is a Math [[Chris and English#Spelling|Geinus]]. not much is currently known about her, but last time my father checked, she is a Government Official in D.C. I never knew my grandparents; they died LONG BEFORE I was born.<br /> <br /> And if you have so much free time to play the cruelest game of &quot;[[KICK THE AUTISTIC]]&quot;, then you CAN and SHOULD put the time to better use; volunteer for a social chore; take up the culture in tasteful art; go out and socialize.<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Another message to ED===<br /> <br /> I AM ADDING THE POSITIVITY THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE. What I am doing is a STAND against OFFENSIVE, UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED Additions to ANY Female Image. What I am doing is a STAND for EVERY SINGLE WOMAN Everywhere, because NO WOMAN would EVER want such a Horrific Twist of Fate. What I am doing is a STAND against the VERY THING that is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> So, Draw Breasts, Vaginas, Uterus, Ovaries and the God-Given Eggs within them, you Two-Inch Short Dick-HEADS!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the Women's Rights, For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.<br /> <br /> P.S. Grow a BACKBONE and GO ASK WOMEN OUT AS WELL, YOU TROLLS!<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Prank date (March 2005)===<br /> <br /> &quot;One day in March, 2005, I now go to [[Fashion Square]], on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, with my Nintendo DS, GBAVideos, GBAJukebox, my Sonichu Scrapbook, and I've brought up some courage to start saying &quot;Hello&quot; to the girls I find very pretty, and possibly Boyfriend-Free.<br /> <br /> Earlier this week, a girl, who shall remain nameless in this story, finally noticed and approached me. I was hoping for a moment like this. And she asked me to have a beverage with her and talk about things. I was very ESTATIC, and my SHATTERED Heart had a speedy recovery back to 100%; We had a nice &quot;Mini-Date,&quot; I maintained Eye-Contact, I was very attentive, and I took notes about her. I thought she was very pretty, I enjoyed her charming wit, and I found her to be a very nice and lovely girl. But, later on, as I was figuring out steps for future dates, I learned from a couple of Gal-Pals, that I have previously made at the Shopping Center, that my new girlfriend was not serious; she was setting me up for a prank. I could not believe it at first, so I found and asked her myself. Unfortunately it was true. I was shocked, and my heart was re-shattered down to being 15% intact.&quot;<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Joshua Martinez===<br /> <br /> Look, pal, if you REALLY WANT to TAKE DOWN someone who HAS a REPUTATION, consider one [[Joshua Martinez|JOSHUA MARTINEZ]].<br /> <br /> Ladies come a runnin' from at least as far as New York City to his house in Dyke, VA; not just any ladies, but STARS like Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Jessica Simpson and plenty other whores. He also has been Piggy-Backing on the Stardom of Vanessa Hudgens; singing with her in her Latino Albums, and starring with her in various HBO movies, and even worse, TRANSFORMERS 2. He has her and some other gal named Brittany for BOTH HIS SIMULTANEOUS GIRLFRIENDS; DUAL Marriage in the works here.<br /> <br /> He's a more LUCKY S.O.B. than I can ever surmount to.<br /> <br /> RUIN HIS REPUTATION.<br /> <br /> Joshua Martinez.<br /> <br /> PS YOU DID NOT HEAR THIS WHOLE THING FROM ME. <br /> <br /> <br /> ===Sonichu Copyright Notice===<br /> <br /> If I should see the &quot;Sonichu&quot; name used to describe any character, other than my original Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, I will send you an E-Mail to inform you if you have intruded into Copyrighted territory, and request that you remove the name from your website, or forum entry, and change it to something else. If, however, you do not abide to the request, or not reply to the E-mail within 14 days, I may take legal action against you.<br /> <br /> <br /> ===The Man in the Pickle Suit===<br /> <br /> The man in the Pickle Suit tricked me once again!<br /> <br /> <br /> ==AIM away message==<br /> <br /> I am away from my computer right now, but, Spread the word about the following issues, please:<br /> <br /> This webpage ([http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Chris-chan http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan]) has been haunting me since November, [[2007]]; I wish I had never found the dang thing, and I wish it to be taken down forever. But the numerous jerks who contributed to twisting and turning my words into adulturious lies and mockeries will not want it taken down. Strike against them for me; create an account for yourself, and delete the whole page under &quot;Edit&quot;. Go forth, and force its downfall; god knows the number of falls I have taken in forcing its downfall as well.<br /> <br /> And I have just learned of the individual responsible for putting the webpage up in the first place, Jason Kendrick Howell at howellgames@gmail.com; send him as much HATE as you can, until that heinous page is taken down!<br /> <br /> Also, please, you and all of the Sonichu Fans, spread the word to [[Nintendo]] of America's doorstep in e-mails, snail-mail, phone calls, etc. about the fame of my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, so that NOA and Sega can get behind me and help me make him as great as I'd like him to be.<br /> <br /> Thank you.<br /> <br /> Peace,<br /> <br /> Christian Weston Chandler.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Epistle to the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church==<br /> <br /> The following is a note Chris intended to deliver via [[Rocky Shoemaker|Rocky]] to the other parishioners at his [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|Church]]. It was leaked on 30 [[March 2013]] at the [[CWCki Forums]]: <br /> <br /> {{quotebox|1=<br /> **Please Print ([[Chris_and_money|in multiples]]) and [[Chris_and_his_Ego|Share This Message with EVERYBODY at Church]]** <br /> <br /> I, Christian Weston Chandler, will not be attending church for a long time. <br /> <br /> I feel that ever since Reverend Elizabeth Foss left our church, it has greatly gone downhill for me. Ed Winkler Banned me from the church for a month. He has Banned me from Speaking my peace during the Sharing of Joys and Concerns, and from that, I have felt unnecessarily Silenced. I also feel my meetings with Rocky no longer have much effect on me or my life. My life continues to be at a disappointing standstill of sadness, loneliness and great stress. Only the people way older than me ever do so much as greet me, and I have very little to share in common with any of them. Nobody even close to my age, or even in their twenties, gives me much to do, or include me in their conversations. <br /> <br /> Aside from that, I am hated by a number of people for [[Autism|reasons beyond my full understanding]], because I always tried to be a [[Death threats|good]] [[Homos#Hatred_of_homos|and]] [[Kill De Jack|nice]] person for a long time. And in public, I am constantly overlooked, ignored or ostracized by Everybody. Even speaking out gets me absolutely no attention. I continue to be paranoid of most everyone, because of [[Chris and reality|them likely being among the Internet Trolls that still continue to haunt and taunt me]]. I am still long desperate for a woman to be my [[Sweetheart]]. I am tired of being single, dang it. I continue to serve my family the best I can, and [[Chris_and_his_Ego#Fishing_For_Sympathy|I continue to feel sad, depressed and lonely]]. My heart feels numb, and I am forced to keep a great emotional distance from Everybody outside my house and home. I am an autistic mental and emotional mess, and there is very little I can do to help myself, beyond my knowledge. And God sees fit for some (hate-filled) reason to continue to curse me as a jinx. <br /> <br /> And, so, the church is not helping me much in my life, mentally, or emotionally, at all. So I will not be coming back for a long time. <br /> <br /> Sent from my iPhone<br /> <br /> Stay Safe,<br /> <br /> Christian W. Chandler<br /> }}<br /> <br /> While the precise date of the note is not currently known, we can discern it was written after [[July 2011]], as this was the time Ed Winkler (who is mentioned in the note) became a pastor at Wesley Memorial.[http://www.linkedin.com/pub/ed-winkler/1a/16a/360]<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Chris thanks the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church==<br /> <br /> The following note was written by Chris and posted on the website of the [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]] on 2 March 2014:[https://archive.is/9iIi1#selection-343.0-347.9]<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|1=<br /> Thank you all for your donations and prayers in my [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] and I’s misfortune with the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire in our house]] on January 10th morning. Our insurance, State Farm, agent was most helpful to us with temporary hotel accommodations, and our current [[Rental House|rental house]] residence. It will take up to six months for the reconstruction of our original house. Our [[Clover and Snoopy|dogs]] and [[cat]] have settled in our new home well as well, and we are faring okay. Financially, it is slim, and we are unsure of being reimbursed for our turned-in receipts to our agent. But we have recovered many to most of our belongings from the house that did not get destroyed in the fire, as well as replacing some of them. . . . Aside from that, my mother and I are suffering to recovering from bronchitis (hit me first on the tenth of February; hit her a week later; we have prescribed antibiotics, juice and chicken noodle soup to help us recover). I have been feeling better lately. Again, thank you all so much for caring and helping us in our time of loss and need. — Christian}}<br /> <br /> ==Chris's wingman==<br /> {{Main|July 25, 2014 Leaks}}<br /> On 25 July 2014, a correspondence between Chris and an unidentified person was leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]].[http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fun-chris-conversation-dropped-july-25-2014.4389/#post-295515] The exchange, which took place between 28-30 June 2014, mainly revolved around the unidentified person giving Chris advice on how pick up girls on [[OKcupid]]. It is not clear through which medium did Chris and other person corresponded, but it appears to be text messaging, as the other person mentions it takes him a long time to text. One of the main highlights of the correspondence is Chris admitting in an unambiguous manner to having lost his virginity to a prostitute.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category:Historical Documents]]<br /> <br /> <br /> {{The Internet}}</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Canine/TV_Tropes&diff=205585 2017-04-09T00:00:47Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Repairing links. www. isn't redirecting properly.</p> <hr /> <div>For several years, not only has [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]'s music been featured on their So Bad, It's Horrible pages and did he have a list on the Memetic Mutation page, '''TV Tropes''' has featured an article on ''[[Sonichu]]''. As is the case with nearly any work, the article chronicled &quot;devices and conventions that a writer can reasonably rely on as being present in the audience members' minds and expectations&quot;. Being the massive pile of fail that it is, ''Sonichu'' provided plenty.<br /> <br /> However, the page also led to vast amounts of edit-warring, trolling, and complaining — all of which have caused many a headache on TV Tropes. Sometime in mid-2010, the main article was locked so that only administrators could edit it, and pared down to have a less negative tone. All the tropes pertaining to Chris in real life were also removed, as TV Tropes admins especially dislike negativity and/or complaining that pertains to real people. The pages for ''[[Asperchu]]'' were also cut down in a similar fashion. Many other TV Tropes articles on complaint magnets such as ''My Immortal'', ''Fifty Shades of Grey'', and Fox News Channel have been similarly locked.&lt;ref&gt;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Administrivia/LockedPages Locked Pages]&lt;/ref&gt; As with any other page that is locked, those wishing to make alterations to the article may inquire at [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=gsjp7dldjh2dwdelcha2hu17&amp;page=1 this] thread.<br /> <br /> The article once contained subpages for &quot;Just Bugs Me&quot; (now called Headscratchers), in which editors could raise questions about a work, and &quot;[[Wild]] [[Mass debating|Mass Guessing]]&quot;, mainly for making joke-y predictions about a work's future. These were also deleted to help stem the complaining and trolling. At one point, a biographical article on Chris existed at the title &quot;CWC&quot;. Its contents are unknown, but they were likely identical to the real-life section seen below. The &quot;CWC&quot; page was quickly deleted, and it was probably locked around the same time as the main Sonichu article to prevent re-creation. Another Sonichu-related page that disappeared in this timeframe was the one on ''[[Moon-Pals]]'', although this was as much due to that work going offline as it was for the negativity towards Chris.<br /> <br /> Around the time that the Sonichu page was locked, the site introduced several more tabs to help in the diffusion of tropes. &quot;YMMV&quot; lists tropes that are subjective in nature; &quot;Characters&quot; is meant to list tropes that pertain only to an individual character; and &quot;Trivia&quot; for facts on a work that are not really tropes, but still worth noting. (Perhaps unsurprisingly, Sonichu's &quot;YMMV&quot; tab is also locked.) Several tropes, such as &quot;So Bad, It's Horrible&quot; and &quot;Wall Banger&quot;, have migrated to a subsection called the &quot;Darth Wiki&quot; and their pages explicitly say ''not'' to list them on main articles, and &quot;Wall Banger&quot; was later deleted entirely.<br /> <br /> Below is an archive of the ''Sonichu'' article on TV Tropes dating from approximately June 2010, shortly before admins took a chainsaw to it. Note that several tropes have since been renamed, while &quot;Did Not Do the Research&quot; has been deleted due to mass complaining and misuse. Also, TV Tropes no longer supports &lt;strike&gt;strikethrough&lt;/strike&gt; code due to abuse. Outside the replacement of links using the now-outdated &quot;ptitle&quot; system (a former method of customizing page titles), and the updating of links to the [[CWCipedia]] archive and the new [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], no links have been changed.<br /> ----<br /> <br /> For the Just Bugs Me and Wild Mass Guessing pages, see [[User:T K 19/TVTropes|this page]].''<br /> <br /> ----<br /> ----<br /> [[Image:206-SonichuPose.jpg|thumb|right|[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BileFascination Enjoy], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyUnfriendlyAesop Learn], and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday Stay Straight].]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|Go! Sonichu! Go out and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CatchphraseToTheMax zap to the extreme!]|''Sonichu #0''}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Tell me about it on CWC. Geez, when you have '''me''' [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/facepalm facepalm]ing at you, you have got to be pretty bad off.|[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DavidGonterman David Gonterman]| [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/archived_discussion.php?s_t=Main.DavidGonterman on] Christian Weston Chandler, emphasis added. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible Way added.]}}<br /> <br /> There is ''Artemis' Lover''. There is ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/AgonyInPink Agony In Pink]''. There is ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/TheGirlWhoLived The Girl Who Lived]''. There is ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/MyImmortal My Immortal]''. There is ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/MyInnerLife My Inner Life]''. Many demonstrations could be made for the ascendant terribleness of such works, putting them above all lesser bad fanworks.<br /> <br /> But then, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible standing resplendent above them all], there is Sonichu. <br /> <br /> ''[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu_Comic_Collection Sonichu]'' was a &lt;strike&gt;fan&lt;/strike&gt; [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MemeticMutation TRUE and ORIGINAL] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Webcomic webcomic] created by one Christian Weston Chandler, starring (at least initially) the eponymous Electric [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SonicTheHedgehog Hedgehog] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Franchise/Pokemon Pokémon] and his friends. The comic itself would be remarkable only for how [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Horrible/Webcomics unbelievably bad it is], but it has in recent years gained notoriety due to the author's antics in response to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll troll]ing and other harassment. The result is a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BileFascination perversely-fascinating], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DysfunctionJunction deeply-dysfunctional], symbiotic relationship - Mr. Chandler's creation has been saved from the curse of obscurity at the price of a &quot;fanbase&quot; devoted to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeusAngstMachina making his life a living hell.]<br /> <br /> ''Sonichu'' started as some sort of ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Pokemon Pokémon]/[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic The Hedgehog]'' crossover world, and the first few issues focus on Sonichu's origin, his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MeetCute meeting] with his &quot;heartsweet&quot; [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheChick Rosechu] (based [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaptainErsatz heavily] on [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/SonicTheHedgehog Amy Rose]), and a supporting cast of other Hedgehog Pokémon of various types. But in issue #2 and from issues #4-7, the series crystallizes into its present form, as [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LifeEmbellished Christian himself takes center stage] and encounters and battles his enemies in [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLife real life], from mall cops to the dean of his local community college to internet [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll trolls]. Needless to say, the supposed main plot, a search for the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MacGuffin Sonichu Bal]- sorry, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Retcon Sonichu Crystals], in order to use their powers to free Christian's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DistaffCounterpart Distaff Counterpart] and &quot;dream sibling&quot;, Crystal, from a mirror the aforementioned dean have trapped her in, takes a backseat.<br /> <br /> Due to criticism over such a self-centered plotline, Christian eventually gets [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PutOnABus trapped in a timestream], leaving Sonichu to take up his heroic mantle of defender of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MarySuetopia CWCville]. The war against [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica Encyclopedia Dramatica] and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImageBoards &quot;Four-Cent Garbage&quot;] rages on, interrupted by the occasional [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Yiff furry sex scene], until issue #9 [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GenreShift changes focus] (again) to dating education ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IThoughtItMeant no, not] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItsALongStory sex education]) and Christian's crude interpretation of how relationships work.<br /> <br /> The last chapter of issue 9 depicts a lengthy battle against invading forces from the PVCC, and ends with Sonichu and friends [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OneSidedBattle beating them with as much resistance as a team of Mary Sues typically gets]. Christian's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] is released from the timestream shortly afterwards, and this cues the beginning of Issue #10, which can best be described as a combination of undisguised [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WishFulfillment Wish Fulfillment] and Christian's attempt to get back at his internet antagonizers by turning both his avatar and Sonichu into bigger [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodModeSue God Mode Sues] than ever, via the Sonichu &lt;strike&gt;Crystals&lt;/strike&gt; Balls, and depict them punishing in-comic representations of his enemies by either killing or injuring them, destroying their property or making them [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KneelBeforeZod pray to him for forgiveness]. As the story progresses, Christian's feud with his &quot;enemies&quot; from real life becomes increasingly more disturbing, and its culmination in issue #10 finale can be most charitably described as the ultimate proof that Christian is in dire need of psychiatric help. It's worth noting that in this issue Christian frequently derailed the plot so he could devote several pages to &quot;punishing&quot; comic books versions of people who &quot;wronged&quot; him most recently; by contrast, (supposedly) important plot threads (such as Crystal being trapped in Dark Mirror Hole, or Christian's feud with college dean) were [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeusExMachina resolved quickly and anticlimactically]. This sequence of events create probably the most unplanned and, for newcomers, incomprehensible storyline so far in ''Sonichu''. Christian (once again) promised that in the future issues he will give the spotlight to Sonichu and that his Author Avatar won't appear so often. However, he isn't famous for keeping his promises (having made this exact one before), so future issues can be expected to be similar storyline-wise to ''Sonichu 10'', with new real life-based enemies introduced as more trolling undoubtedly will continue to rain down upon him. (That is, of course, assuming there will be new issues at all, which might not happen in the foreseeable future. Christian hasn't uploaded any new pages since February 2010 and [[CWC_Blog#10_March_2010|is deeply offended even by mere suggestions that he should update his own webcomic]]. It seems that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AttentionDeficitCreatorDisorder he decided to devote his time to more entertaining activities instead], such as masturbating, playing video games and [[:File:SonicCostumeWhining.jpg|whining]] [[GameFAQs|about them]] [[CWC_Blog#26_May_2010|on the internet]], [[OkCupid#ChrisCSonichu_profile|continuing his]] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/QuestForSex Quest For Sex] on the internet, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hypocrite condemning internet] and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlatantLies claiming that he is &quot;active within his community&quot;].)<br /> <br /> Since this comic blurs the line between fiction and reality so much, a deep understanding of Mr. Chandler's life and psyche is required to make any sense of it. The best source would be [[Main Page|the CWCki]], an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWikiRule entire wiki] cataloging Mr. Chandler's life and works (warning: some pages and images are definitely [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NotSafeForWork Not Sage For Work] or [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrainBleach your mental health]), while the even more [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NSFW NSFW] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica Encyclopedia Dramatica] page that started this whole mess can be found [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Chris-Chan here]. Mr. Chandler's own websites tend to be hacked and deleted with some degree of regularity. He used to have his own ''Sonichu'' wiki which could be found [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page here]; however, in response to trolls hacking and vandalizing his precious wiki (again), on 27 May 2010 he announced his decision to [[100 2188|&quot;relinquish what was the Cwcipedia&quot; while &quot;keeping ownership of what it was before yesterday&quot;]]. In response Vivian Gee and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Alec Benson Leary] took control of CWCipedia and claimed all rights to Sonichu; at the beginning of June 2010 the control of CWCipedia apparently was taken over by a mysterious individual [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=True_and_Honest_FAQ who may or may not be the TRUE and HONEST CWC].&lt;sup&gt;* Well, actually it's definitely not CWC, but it's fun to pretend otherwise. And who knows, maybe it's a beginning of new saga...&lt;/sup&gt; <br /> <br /> Compare the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GonterVerse Gonter Verse], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SilentHill Silent Hill], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hell Hell]. See also ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Asperchu]'' and ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Moon-Pals Moon-Pals]'', two much better series that you probably should be reading instead of this one, if you aren't already.<br /> <br /> '''Please note that several links on this page are not work safe. Don't forget to keep the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrainBleach Brain Bleach] close by should you decide to visit any of them, worksafe or otherwise.''' <br /> <br /> ----<br /> <br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;prettytable collapsible collapsed&quot;<br /> !Tropes from the comic: A-M<br /> |-<br /> |&lt;small&gt;This comic contains examples of:&lt;/small&gt;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AbortedArc Aborted Arc]: Several characters are introduced, only to have little to no relevance later on. A fine example of this is Ivy: she was made Chris's eternal sweetheart by ''God and Jesus Themselves'', only to be [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BusCrash killed off-screen] after the &quot;death&quot; of the &quot;real&quot; Ivy.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AccidentalInnuendo Accidental Innuendo]: &quot;I cannot be deprived of my balls.&quot;<br /> ** From Sonichu 6: a picture of a surprised Chris, an explosion in his groin area and the words: &quot;Somethings's happening downstairs! Sonichu, Magi-Chan, come with me!&quot; ([http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_6/Page_24 link])<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AgeCut Age Cut]: Done in the Spring Break issue to show that certain characters are of legal age to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IfYouKnowWhatIMean be true loving couples].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllThereInTheManual All There In The Manual]: As an example, WesLi Sonichu, one of many villains based on real life people, makes lots of references to magic tricks and props and the like. This is because Wes Iseli, the real life counterpart of the character, is a [http://wesiseli.com/ professional magician]. ''In no way does the comic bother trying to explain this to the reader.'' It takes multiple trips to the [[Main Page|CWCki]] or reading through the mailbags to understand just who the hell these heroes and villains are supposed to be.<br /> ** At the height of Chris's fear that all of his &quot;fans&quot; would leave him for Asperchu, he decided to do his usual thing of righting the wrongs within the pages of the comic. The thing is, if you only read Sonichu and had no idea about Asperchu you would be completely lost and would need to read Asperchu to understand Sonichu... [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OhCrap Oh Crap].<br /> ** Chris also revealed some information that's relevant to the plot of ''Sonichu'' not in the comic itself, but only in the CWCipedia articles. For example, in the article about Magi-Chan Chris revealed that after his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] destroyed Count Graduon's wand &quot;ALL of his [i.e. Graduon's, not [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VillainProtagonist Christian's], unfortunately] brainwashings, magic and curses became undone&quot; and that Silvana fell in love with Magi-Chan; so far, none of this was shown in the webcomic itself. This is most likely caused by Christian's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LazyArtist laziness], as it's much easier for him to create an article on his wiki than to draw comic book pages (though of course [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSlacker even writing short articles is too much effort for him to do that regularly]).<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllTrollsAreDifferent All Trolls Are Different]: Chris envisions the internet trolls who antagonize him as living [[wikipedia:Troll_doll|Troll dolls]] in the comic.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AlternativeCharacterInterpretation Alternative Character Interpretation]: God and Jesus are trolls.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle And Knowing Is Half The Battle]: Almost literally: Chris often [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorFilibuster pauses mid-panel to drop cautionary messages into his comics], such as encouraging parents to pay attention to the age ratings on the games their kids play, and plugging ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LittleBigPlanet LittleBigPlanet]'' while encouraging readers not to buy knock-off copies of the game for the &lt;strike&gt;Xbox&lt;/strike&gt; Hex Bawx 360.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Animesque Animesque]: After Chris met Megan in real life, sweat drops, anime eyes, and other Japanese influences started appearing more frequently.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AnimatedActors Animated Actors]: Supposedly Sonichu and Rosechu are married and have children &quot;outside&quot; of the comic... which makes it even more difficult to figure out on [[Reality|what level of reality all this insanity is taking place on]].<br /> ** Even the characters themselves are having trouble with telling the difference between their reality and in-universe fiction, such as Sonichu mistaking drawings of Rosechu in the nude as real candid photographs of her.<br /> *** Although that one may have been the artist's attempt to make his own drawings look better [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShowDontTell by having the characters talk about how life-like they are].<br /> ** A second phone call between Chris and Alec Benson Leary confirmed that [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|Chris actually believes that all comic book and cartoon characters - including Sonichu characters - really exist]] in some sort of bizarre, ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhoFramedRogerRabbit Who Framed Roger Rabbit]''-esque &quot;toon world&quot;...in fact, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm he cited Roger Rabbit as evidence that this is true.]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AnthropomorphicPersonification Anthropomorphic Personification]: the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BigBad Big Bad] is named Count Graduon, who is a living, breathing manifestation of Chris' bad memories of his graduation. Chris was angry because he was not allowed to recite some inane poem, so he created Count Graduon to &quot;protest&quot;.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArtEvolution Art Evolution]: Well... Chris' self-insert character has stopped [[:File:CWC_collage.jpg|inflating/deflating at random]] due to Chris trying to draw himself realistically while at the same time denying his quickly increasing baldness and obesity. Also, his hair is now firmly glued to his head.<br /> ** By the end of 2009, his artwork has improved further... but only slightly. While rushing to make up for constant [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScheduleSlip schedule slippage], Chris's artwork has devolved back to that of a preschooler.<br /> *** Considering the slight improvement only really got up to 1st year school standards, this trope needs to be considered in the widest possible context. No matter how one looks at it, the art is still quite bad.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArtifactOfDoom Artifact Of Doom]: The Black Sonichu Medallion worn by Reldnahc.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArtifactTitle Artifact Title]: Despite the comic being called ''Sonichu'', the beast in question has been appearing less and less. Chris is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PutOnABus trying] to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DroppedABridgeOnHim rectify] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GrandFinale that].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArtistDisillusionment Artist Disillusionment]: It seems that Chris realized that he doesn't enjoy writing ''Sonichu'' if he's forced to work on it regularly. This resulted in Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScheduleSlip not updating the comic] (and CWCipedia in general) and [[CWC_Blog#March_2010|insulting fans he thinks he has]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAppeal Author Appeal]: Numerous references to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Anime anime] and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdultSwim Adult Swim] programs, a ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MontyPython Monty Python]'' quote or two, and most famously the &quot;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Fanservice fanservice]&quot; of Rosechu making pornographic pictures of herself to try countering troll accusations of her having a &quot;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnusualEuphemism pickle]&quot;... and then [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WordOfGod claiming in Encyclopedia Dramatica] ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint she did it for women's rights.]''<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar]: Besides writing an idealized version of himself into the comic, Chris uses Sonichu as a proxy to channel his rage about constant accusations of him being homosexual.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorFilibuster Author Filibuster]: Played straight when the author avatar harangues the &quot;Jerkops&quot; (policemen who tried removing him from a mall) after defeating him, or Sonichu's [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_30 impassioned speech] given to &quot;Jason&quot; on the top of &quot;Four-Cent Garbage&quot; building about trolling. What makes it funny is that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PatrioticFervor it ties into patriotism and has a damn American flag in the back].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BaitTheDog Bait The Dog]: Chris was starting to actually be nice to the Asperchu people, something he's never really done... only to turn around and make himself even more of an asshole by killing them in his fictional comic.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BaldOfEvil Bald Of Evil]: A fair few of the male villains, possibly because Chris didn't feel like drawing hair.<br /> ** Chris-Chan himself is already becoming this trope, as his bad health and worse nutrition are thinning out his hair at a scary rate.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible Beyond The Impossible]: The comic just keeps topping itself in terms of offensiveness and general badness. Issue 10 alone consists of Chris making a cure for homosexuality from his own &quot;straight&quot; blood, Chris raping his future wife, stage directions put into the dialogue, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveYouTriedNotBeingAMonster homosexuality presented as akin to demonic possession], trolls Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus portrayed as gays who are informed by a demon that they're going to hell because they're gay, and them being instantly accepting of that, Chris ''destroying a skyscraper full of people with a song about how much better ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PowerRangers Power Rangers]'' used to be'' (and then acting sad about their &quot;unavoidable&quot; deaths), Chris curing the whole world of homosexuality and asexuality by pouring his blood into every drinking water supply on earth (presumably without anyone's permission) not only forcibly eliminating homosexuality without anyone's consent but [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking rendering the world's water supply unkosher], a visit from [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Meg Griffin] that's terribly drawn even by Chris's standards, the debut of &quot;Collossal Chris-Chan&quot; who looks like some bizarre fusion of Sonic, Chris and Paul Bunyan, Chris going to Minnesota, pettily frying Alec Leary's hard drive and messianically freeing all of ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Asperchu]'s'' characters from Alec's evil grasp, Chris beating up &lt;strike&gt;Mary Lee Walsh&lt;/strike&gt; [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SdrawkcabName Slaweel Ryam] and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FateWorseThanDeath paralyzing her], and culminates with ''Sonichu'' characters torturing, mutilating and murdering Asperpedia trolls.<br /> ** And the mailbag explanations... Hoo boy. He still manages to claim that he accepts the gay community. He claims the future wife thing was not rape and that Meg was pushing it on him which is why he didn't cheat on his wife.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BerserkButton Berserk Button]: Rosechu and pickles, Sonichu being called a homo.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BigNo Big No]: Chris does this in one of the comics when he finds out he's been set up by a girl working in a coffee shop who said she wanted to date him. He has also done it in real life at least once (and he apparently freaked out so much that [[Jackie e-mails Part 2#Chris Lies About The Game Place|the police had to be called]]).<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BiggusDickus BiggusDickus]: The &quot;Giant Penis Comic&quot;, which is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Exactly What It Says On The Tin]. It's an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick enormous and uncomfortably-detailed drawing] of his own &quot;duck,&quot; complete with a rather scary 45-degree bend in it. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrainBleach Brain Bleach], please.<br /> ** For extra squick value: &lt;font color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;It's possible Chris may have traced his own penis, because that scary bend is true for Chris IRL as well.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> *** On the other hand, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeBrilliance Fridge Brilliance]: If it really is deformed like that, using the word &quot;duck&quot; as a euphemism makes perfect sense, when you consider the genitalia of actual ducks.<br /> *** Why do you know this.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BigBrotherIsWatching Big Brother Is Watching]: Magi-Chan Sonichu enforces CWCville's anti-homosexuality and child abuse laws by spying telepathically on people having sex, on the off-chance that two men might be having sex at any time (which equates to a $500 fine or 50 hours of community service). Possibly the most screamingly offensive and mind-bugging (no pun intended) [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WordOfGod Word Of God] statement ever, and that's saying a lot.<br /> ** Once enough people got ticked off and used the mailbag to say that, he backpedaled and deal with Magi-Chan and the Sonichu no longer uses his powers to determine what people do with their sex life.<br /> ** He didn't reverse it so much because he realised it was wrong, but because it was pointed out to him that he was basically making one of his characters watch gay sex.<br /> ** It's also funny to note that Chris has gone on record saying that sometimes he randomly imagines penises or gay acts, thus meaning that he himself would be so incriminated under the above system.<br /> *** Knowing Chris though, he'd probably be exempt from that law.<br /> ** Mostly because of Magi-Chan's purple colouring, he is often assumed by trolls to be gay, adding a whole new meaning to his psychic search for other gay people.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BileFascination Bile Fascination]: ''Sonichu'' has approximately zero actual fans, but is nonetheless mesmerizing due to its sheer horror and as a look into the mind of its creator.<br /> ** Honestly, ''Sonichu'' '''is''' [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MostTriumphantExample the very pinnacle of this trope.] The average bad fanwork gets ignored or a few mocking reviews. Something that goes beyond bad might get a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DramaticReading Dramatic Reading] or two, or a skilled [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MST MST]. ''Sonichu'' has inspired multiple parody comics, a well-drawn redo of the comic, several makeshift animated adaptions, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWikiRule a whole wiki] devoted to its 'minutae', and who knows how many people following it all who will not stop pressing Chris' buttons because the well seems bottomless. You don't see, for a random example, people adapting ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanficRecs/MarvelUniverse The Shocker: Legit]'' into a fan-comic, yet something like ''this'' gets this degree of attention, simply for how ''bad'' it is and how beyond belief its creator is. It leaves one at a loss for words.<br /> *** And his own life and antics are so bad that whatever happens he will never be free from the people who pursue and troll him. As the CWCki explains, even if you took away his internet or he had to move elsewhere after his parents die, his antics and attitude to life would ensure no shortage of people online and offline (on both sides) ready to step in to try and help him or troll him. He inspires comedy and drama the likes of which most [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealityTelevision Reality Television] shows can only dream about... and it's all strangely compelling. As has also been stated, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity most people online would do anything for the publicity Chris has got].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlandNameProduct Bland Name Product]: Rosechu uses a &quot;Quadak&quot;-brand digital camera in Sonichu 8.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BoringInvincibleHero Boring Invincible Hero]: Christian's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] and his Sonic recolors (well, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DesignatedHero to the extent] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeroicSociopath they can be] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VillainProtagonist considered heroes]), who [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible become increasingly]] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodModeSue more overpowered in the comic] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LifeEmbellished as Christian becomes increasingly more frustrated and desperate to get back at trolls in real life].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BouquetToss Bouquet Toss]: &lt;strike&gt;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OrwellianEditor Sarah]&lt;/strike&gt; &quot;Nicole&quot; tosses her wedding bouquet to Chris at the end of Episode 12... even though [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CriticalResearchFailure wedding bouquets do not work that way].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrokenBase Broken Base]: ''Sonichu'''s &quot;fanbase&quot; can be divided into roughly four groups - those who wish to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll antagonize Chris into providing further entertainment], those who pity him and wish that he'd get help, those who hate him for his viewpoints and actions, and those who have withdrawn in disgust. Individuals bounce from category to category as the ''Sonichu'' saga unfolds.<br /> ** People among the fourth group of said &quot;fanbase&quot; that wish to stay there would definitely need [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrainBleach something to scrub their minds out with] to forget that Chris and Sonichu ever existed.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrotherSisterIncest Brother Sister Incest]: All of the Sonichus and Rosechus have been known to call Chris their father. Some of them are in sexual relationships with each other. Interpret that as you will. Also, his &quot;sister&quot; Crystal has the Rosechu medallion that Chris intended to give his true love. That, and the fact that his &quot;sister&quot; has the same name that his fantasy daughter has, makes one wonder.<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ParentalIncest Parental Incest]: Chris drew several pornographic pictures of Sonichus and Rosechus, [[Masturbating and squirtin'|expected other people to provide him with Rosechu porn]] and [[Sarah Reveals Herself#Chris tries to leave|admitted that drawing naked Rosechu turns him on (&quot;a bit&quot;)]]. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnfortunateImplications And Rosechus call Chris their father]. Also, in ''Sonichu 10'' Chris drew his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] making out with Silvana (in the guise of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Meg Griffin]); since Chris apparently considers his Sonic recolors to be his children, he basically drew himself making out with his own kid.<br /> *[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheCanKickedHim The Can Kicked Him]: Simonla is killed by an explosive device hidden in a toilet.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaptainErsatz Captain Ersatz]: The majority of the cast consists of ''Sonic'' [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PaletteSwap recolors]. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CatchPhrase Firstly], Sonichu is an ersatz that the author made sometime in the 1990s when a teacher wouldn't allow him to use Sonic the Hedgehog or [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Pokemon Pikachu] in a class project due to copyright. There's also Simonla Rosechu, who was originally a (male) [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanCharacter Fan Character] created by a troll who's a fan of ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann]'', but Chris decided to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GenderFlip change his gender] and turn him into a Rosechu before using her in the comic. Add in two characters based off [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Zelda Zelda] (Zelina Rosechu, Clawdorf and Darkbind Sonichu), [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SailorMoon Sailor Megtune] and various others. The only characters who seem to be completely original are Kel and Count Graduon.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CelibateHero Celibate Hero]: Magi-Chan, the most powerful Sonichu and the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan Only Sane Man], used to not seek romance. Notable in that he was the only Sonic recolor with some importance in the story who ''hadn't'' been permanently paired up with someone. Chris of course noticed that and immediately took the chance to establish Magi-Chan as a character different from the rest of his boring, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FlatCharacter flat], obsessed-with-sex Sonic recolors, with at least some personality and originality... [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheyWastedAPerfectlyGoodPlot Oh wait, that didn't happen]. Instead, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PairTheSpares Chris made Magi-Chan and Silvana fall in love with each other].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CharacterAlignment Character Alignment]:<br /> ** Chris: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChaoticEvil Chaotic Evil], believes he's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LawfulGood LawfulGood]<br /> ** Mary Lee Walsh: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LawfulNeutral Lawful Neutral], portrayed as [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NeutralEvil Neutral Evil]<br /> ** Sonichu: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LawfulEvil Lawful Evil]/[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChaoticNeutral Chaotic Neutral]<br /> ** Rosechu: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TrueNeutral True Neutral] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NeutralFemale Female]<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Asperchu]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TrueNeutral True Neutral]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CityOfAdventure City Of Adventure]: CWCville is ''supposed'' to be like this, but it comes off more as a militaristic city-state out of an Orwellian nightmare that would put the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Warhammer40000 Tau Empire] to shame.<br /> *[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheChick The Chick]: Rosechu -- her hobbies are &quot;frolicing through the fields, shopping at CWCville mall and cooking.&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Chickification Chickification]: Megagi La Skunk, who goes from being a tomboy wearing spiked collars in her introduction to donning a cheerleader outfit and being a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShallowLoveInterest Shallow Love Interest] like the rest of the female cast in the later issues.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChristmasSpecial Christmas Special]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ClicheStorm Cliché Storm]: There is close to zero originality here.<br /> ** There was one &quot;skitch&quot; that Chris thought he could get onto ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Family Guy]''. It was the most original thing he'd ever drawn. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TropesAreNotBad It was also much, much worse than the unoriginal rest of the comic.]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ColdBloodedTorture Cold Blooded Torture]: Chris and his Sonic recolors subject Asperpedia trolls to this at the end of ''Sonichu 10''. Before killing them. Somehow, the reader is supposed ''to root for the torturers''.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CombinationAttack Combination Attack]: Chrs-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance! [''sic''] So awesome and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Animesque Animesque], it had to be misspelled both times it was used in the comics.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint Completely Missing The Point]: Oh where to begin...<br /> ** One major one is the aforementioned Rosechu stripping naked to fight for women's rights. That's not what women's rights are about...<br /> ** In one issue, Sonichu gets an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PantyShot upskirt view] of Rosechu, and reacts as you might expect.<br /> ::'''Rosechu's thoughts:''' &quot;I love being appreciated and fully understood for my being, as well as my bod.&quot; (Note that personality isn't mentioned.)<br /> ** That's because [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FlatCharacter she doesn't have one].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompleteMonster Complete Monster]: Comic!Chris. While the real Chris Chandler is a pathetic loser with a lot of derangement, his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] blows out people's kneecaps after disarming them, destroyed a guy's home life even though he was enforcing the rules of the place Chris was soliciting at, seals up a building and blows it up ensuring no living thing escapes (justifying it with how their security was lackluster), then collapses another building full of people whose worst crime can be considered being a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JerkAss JerkAss], killing one hundred people, injuring hundreds more, and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WritersCannotDoMath leaving 250 people unaccounted for], before arranging a show trial for a bunch of people who murdered Simonla (but who really just making fun of him), and had them sentenced to be brutally tortured to death by every &quot;good&quot; character in the comic, including Simonla's less than a year old daughter. And he does it all with a gleeful smile on his face.<br /> ** Meanwhile, Slaweel only gets life for killing at least two people, and maybe even more, during her raid on CWCVille. Those two people being Chris' RL 'sweethearts'. Apparently, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItsAllAboutMe it's only worthy of the death penalty if it directly demeans Chris in any way].<br /> *** Actually, both of those deaths were caused by collateral damage, which could be linked to the heroes as well as the villains.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CosmicKeystone Cosmic Keystone]: The Sunstone. It gets forgotten the issue after it's introduced.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CriticalResearchFailure Critical Research Failure]: Chris has made it clear he knows jack-shit.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrossPoppingVeins Cross Popping Veins]: In one picture of Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Crossover Crossover]: Of ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic The Hedgehog]'' and ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Franchise/Pokemon Pokémon]'', obviously. Sort of.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment Of Awesome]: See [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeThatUs Take That Us] below.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfFunny Crowning Moment Of Funny]: &quot;I'm Jesus, s'up?&quot;<br /> ** Fan-made ''Sonichu 11'' (see [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RunningTheAsylum Running The Asylum] below for details) gave us this conversation between Magi-Chan and Reginald Sneasel, which also serves as nice [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeThat Take That] to Chris:<br /> ::'''Magi-Chan:''' &quot;Reginald, I'm afraid I have some bad news, Angelica was just killed by Slaweel's bomb at the Mal-Wart. She was buying some feminine hygiene products when the bomb exploded. Sonichu had a fierce fight with her but was not able to stop her from explodin the bombs. Since I know you and Angelica were very close, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LackOfEmpathy I would suggest you buy a love doll from Specners Gifts or some other quality adult goods retailer to keep you company while you find another heartsweet to date and eventually have intercourse with after the third date].&quot;<br /> ::'''Reginald:''' &quot;This is terrible news. Thank you for telling me Magi-Chan. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ForgottenFallenFriend I will take your idea of Spencers Gifts love doll into consideration.]&quot;<br /> ** Unintentional, but Rosechu's &quot;profile.&quot; It's so sexist, how can you not laugh?<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CureYourGays Cure Your Gays]: Chris' anti-gay vaccine. The fact that he donated some of his own blood to create said vaccine raises some hilarious unintended implications [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailYourMedicalBoardsForever if you know anything about how vaccines are made]. Also, it's stated that you need pure heterosexual blood to make it, and yet Future Chris is still alive at that point.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DarkerAndEdgier Darker And Edgier]: Issue 10, which features Chris torturing four people to death in the most brutally inhumane ways- including snapping their bones, shooting them at point black range, electrocuting someone until they end up a burned husk, and forcing a girl with the emotional maturity of a fourth grader to drill someone to death.<br /> *Not to mention the grotesque, graphic (considering that it is supposed to be a comic for children) sex scenes.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeathIsCheap Death Is Cheap]: Averted as far as characters exclusive to his fictional universe goes. His argument against killing off [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShallowLoveInterest Simonla] is that it would be terrible to deprive Wild Sonichu of his girlfriend.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Defictionalization Defictionalization]: [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/ 4-cent garbage.com] was made into a real [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImageBoard Image Board], and since coming to the attention of the Internet, there now really are several organizations dedicated to making Chris miserable.<br /> ** Someone got fed up with Christian whining about being &quot;[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown#Aftermath|BALLZ-BROKEN (...) IN AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, 'KICK THE AUTISTIC!']]&quot; and created [http://www.pictogame.com/en/play/game/bq1o8yBlHtPu_cwc-in-kick-the-autistic this game].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DemotedToExtra Demoted To Extra]: ''Sonichu himself'' takes a backseat to everyone else in the comic after issue #1.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DepravedBisexual Depraved Bisexual]: Silvana.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DepravedHomosexual Depraved Homosexual]: Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc. His sexual orientation is variously characterized as being integral to his villain personality, making Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DidNotDoTheResearch somewhat out of touch] with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DiscreditedTrope social mores]. At least [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JackChick Jack Chick] ''deliberately'' rattles cages.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DesignatedHero Designated Hero]: The protagonists spend all their time [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EverybodyHasLotsOfSex having sex and/or trying to have sex], and yet the readers are meant to support them and cheer them as heroes.<br /> ** While Chris calls women in his comic equal to men, they only exist for three reasons: looking pretty, shopping, and proving that all male characters in the comic are ''STRAIGHT!''<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DethroningMomentOfSuck Dethroning Moment Of Suck]: Difficult to pin down. The comic ''started out'' as abysmally shitty, and then [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible somehow went] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItGotWorse further downhill] once Sonichu all but disappeared from it, and the addition of sex scenes certainly didn't help matters.<br /> ** Chris exacting revenge on Asperpedia trolls that forced him to kill Simonla ''by having them tortured to death in his comic''. And he does it to their comic book versions ''right after apologizing to real life Asperpedia trolls''.<br /> *** And later he claimed that the guy who wanted him to kill Simonla and whose comic book version was murdered in the most gruesome way should be satisfied and move on, because Simonla is dead. Right before that, he also stated that... No, [[:File:Evan_responds_to_his_death.png|this must be seen to be believed]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeusExMachina Deus Ex Machina]: Magi-chan is &quot;psychic&quot;, which means that he can teleport anyone in and out of action and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MrExposition explain, out of the blue, what the heck the other characters are supposed to actually do in these stories]. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PsychicPowers Psychic powers]: the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AddedAlliterativeAppeal perfect putty to plug] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PlotHole plot holes].<br /> ** And despite being the comic's #1 source of exposition and Psychic Ex Machina, Magi-chan somehow lost the leadership vote of the Chaotic Combo to Wild Sonichu.<br /> ** Not to forget the emergence of the never-before-seen-or-mentioned Bionic the Hedgehog to take out Reldnahc in Sonichu #6.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheDevilIsALoser The Devil Is A Loser]: Beel, ostensibly a Satan analogue, but also the peevish secretary of the 4-Cent Garbage HQ.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DidNotDoTheResearch Did Not Do The Research]: Oh, so many examples. To begin with, Chris thinks he can actually make money off this...<br /> ** In the very first episode, the rainbow's colors go red, orange, yellow, blue, green, purple, light purple.<br /> ** In Issue 10, Chris says he traveled through time and had sex with his future wife, who thought he was [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScrewYourself his future self]. Now he has a very hard time explaining to his furious fans why this sex under false pretense can't be considered rape.<br /> ** Issue 11 involves Sonichu and Rosechu's kids getting ready for Christmas and performing in a play. In what is supposed to be a public school, the play is Very Very Very Christian. Apparently separation of Church and state doesn't exist in CWCville.<br /> ** Also, the depiction that the comics give to the Cherokees is simply ludicrous: Not only does Comic!Chris claim to be a descendant of the king of the Cherokee tribe (notice that the Cherokee tribe wasn't a monarchy) but also claims that the Cherokees had as enemies a tribe named after an Asian condiment (no, seriously).<br /> *** Not to mention his Cherokee ancestor is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MightyWhitey portrayed as Caucasian and wearing golden armor]. That's... not even stereotyping, that's just plain stupid.<br /> ** Chris believes that autism comes from an injection that doctors give to certain babies, and that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GayPanic getting a blood transfusion from a gay person will turn you gay as well.]<br /> ** His mayor's office is located in the mall and he sees no problem with this. Also, CWCville gives free housing and about 1500 dollars a month to jobless.<br /> ** In the comic, Collosal Chris-Chan deletes everything in Asperpedia (hint: it's a MediaWiki site where nothing ever gets lost), blocks the admins (hint: it's a MediaWiki site where admins can unblock themselves), and deletes their user accounts (H:IAMWSW user accounts can't be deleted, by design). And to think that Chris claims to be the lord and ruler over all of CWCipedia, which incidentally is a MediaWiki site too...<br /> ** According to the CWCki, he makes references to ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann]'' '''without even having watched it'''.<br /> *** Which adds a real [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Irony Irony] to the fact that he had the daughter of a Simon [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaptainErstatz Captain Erstatz] use [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThisIsADrill a drill] to kill somebody.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DisproportionateRetribution Disproportionate Retribution]: Chris inflicts a horrible curse on the Jerkhief that results in the loss of the poor guy's family, home, and everything he owns. Why? As payback for an ''almost'' beating that Chris ''nearly'' suffered and richly deserved. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralDissonance This was supposed to be an awesome moral victory for Chris, who was meant to be the obvious hero in this situation.]<br /> ** In Sonichu 10, Chris and Sonichu attack the 4-cent_garbage.com Tower, an in-comic representation of 4chan and Encyclopedia Dramatica, with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThePowerOfRock The Power Of Rock] which causes the building to collapse, killing 100 of its workers and injuring another 150. Chris's following dialogue makes it clear that he thinks they deserved it, simply because they were making fun of him over the Internet.<br /> ** Likewise, in a (real life) situation where CChanSonichuCWC (AKA [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MetalGearSolid Liquid] Chris), a guy tricking Chris into thinking that people are confusing him and Chris, trolls Chris by having a girl named &quot;Kacey&quot; pretend to be conflicted in regards which guy she loves. Liquid tricks Chris into thinking that he has gotten Kacey to marry him (which was pretty easy considering how messed up poor Chris is). However, Chris responds by making a comic in which Liquid kidnaps Kacey and threatens Chris and Kacey with a small knife. So how does Chris respond? He ''pulls out a pistol and shoots Liquid (who has been disarmed at this point) in his calves.'' Kacey's parents ''are proud of him'' for doing this.<br /> ** A guy calls Meg Griffin a man. Chris gets upset. The guy calls Chris a woman. Chris punches him in the face. Not exactly someone with good self control...<br /> ** Based on rather flimsy evidence, they linked the creators of Asperchu to the murder of Simonla Rosechu. So what does Chris do? Have a show trial with an obviously biased judge, order the four to be executed and then kill them onscreen in the most brutal way possible, including the daughter of Simonla (who's mentally a fourth grader) ripping off all of Evan's limbs!<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DistaffCounterpart Distaff Counterpart]: Crystal, Chris's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImaginaryFriend Dream Sibling].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DistressBall Distress Ball]: Rosechu carries this. A LOT.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DungeonMaster Dungeon Master]: Magi-Chan has elements of this kind of character. Despite being near omniscient and very powerful, he usually does little more than teleport other characters where they need to go and serve as comic's resident MrExposition.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Egopolis Egopolis]: CWCville=([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItsPronouncedTroPAY pronounced &quot;quickville&quot;]), which is composed of the creator's initials, CWC, because everybody loves Chris.<br /> ** That's not even the half of it, the currency is named after him (C-Quarters, W-Quarters, and confusingly ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment C-QUARTERS]''), the only known radio station is KCWC, the drink of choice is CWC Cola, and the mayor's birthday is ''celebrated as a holiday'', under the name of ''Christian Love Day''.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EnsembleDarkhorse Ensemble Darkhorse]: [[Yawning Squirtle]], a stoned-looking [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Pokemon Squirtle] who appears in only one panel in Episode 18, is widely considered to be CWC's best/only good character. [[List of Sonichu characters#Bill The Scientist|Bill the Scientist]] and the [[List of Sonichu characters#Boulder-Dropping Whale|Boulder-Dropping Whale]] are similar few-frame favorites.<br /> ** [[Kel]], Rosechu's original Trainer, is probably Chris's only original character, despite being yet another generic female and having only one sentence worth of character description (that she's a caring girl). She was all but forgotten after the first issue.<br /> ** Zapina is another character who isn't 100% slavishly derivative of another; while there is a trace of Amy Rose to her, the fact that she's part lightning bug shows a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IncrediblyLamePun flash] of originality.<br /> ** Despite Sandy Rosechu's intended use as a giant &quot;FUCK YOU&quot; to Evan and the Asperpedia and otherwise fairly minor story presence thus far, the trolls' willingness to explore the psychological implications of having someone with the mentality of a fourth grader commit grisly murder has netted Sandy her own comic, ''Capering Berries''.<br /> ** Let's not forget [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DracoInLeatherPants Mary Lee Walsh].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EsotericHappyEnding Esoteric HappyEnding]: Chris thinks that the ''Sonichu 10'' ending was the great victory of the forces of good. The readers think it was one of the most disturbing things Chris ever created and perhaps the ultimate proof of his derangement.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EverythingsBetterWithRainbows Everything's Better With Rainbows]: The rainbow formed from Sonichu's creation, which turned a Raichu into Rosechu and made eggs that would eventually hatch into the Chaotic Combo and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hermaphrodite Silvana]. After Chris realized that the rainbow was heavily associated with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/QueerAsTropes a certain group of people], he has since redrawn a gratuitously gay-looking page to instead have a slim, trim version of himself leaping in front of the Pearly Gates.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilIsPetty Evil Is Petty]: Mary Lee Walsh and the Jerkops have nothing better to do with their time than hindering Chris's progress in his love quest.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilTwin Evil Twin]: Played straight ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IncrediblyLamePun heh]) with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SdrawkcabName Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc], who is the complete opposite of Chris, a member of Team Rocket who later came out of the closet.<br /> ** Also, Black Sonichu (later renamed Blake, to avoid looking racist), who is to Sonichu what Shadow is to Sonic, only even more annoying. He's since undergone a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeelFaceTurn Heel Face Turn], though.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilTowerOfOminousness Evil Tower Of Ominousness]: The 4-Cent Garbage Headquarters, all [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NumberOfTheBeast 66+6] floors of it.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ExpansionPackPast Expansion Pack Past]: The Chaotic Combo were originally birthed by the rainbow created when Sonichu became a Sonic/Pikachu hybrid, in the late '90s, at the same time as Sonichu. Supposedly this created all the Sonichus at once, except then Chris started adding in more and more Sonichus, some of whom were said to be ''older'' than Sonichu or Rosechu. Of course, Chris only noticed the non-continuity error problem with this setup: all his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Rule34 Rule 34] pics were of underage characters. Thus, Chris dropped two retcons: one, that the Sonichu eggs were sent ''back in time'' so everyone was 18, and ''then'' retconned that ''countless'' Sonichu eggs were sent ''all throughout time and space.'' That poor, fragile timeline...<br /> ** Taken to extremes on CWCipedia, where Chris drops all manner of information that should have been obvious a long time ago (like Sonichu and Rosechu being married and having children) or dolloping loads of plot that bloats the already crossover-laden series like nothing else.<br /> ** You would think he could have just solved the underage problem by pointing out that Sonichus presumably ''do not mature and age at the same rate as humans''. They are hedgehogs, after all.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EyepatchOfPower Eyepatch Of Power]: Jason Kendrick Howell, which unfortunately means a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MetalGearSolid Big Boss] look-alike has been dragged into the comic. Howell actually [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/XanatosGambit planned this], sending Chris a picture of Big Boss and telling him it was a photo of him.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyUnfriendlyAesop Family Unfriendly Aesop]: If people are mean to you on the Internet, you can mass murder them, and celebrate their deaths by declaring a holiday.<br /> ** Reginald Sneasel subplot in ''Sonichu 9'': attempting to sabotage other people's relationships out of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GreenEyedMonster jealousy] is completely justified. ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItsAllAboutMe That is, of course, unless you try to sabotage Christian's &quot;relationships&quot;] - [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|in which case you deserve to die]].) An even if you fail to break them up, don't worry, just delve into some public self-pitying and someone will hook up with you out of pity.<br /> ** Sub-Episodes: loitering in the store with the stated intent to bother female customers is A-OK. People who try to make you stop doing that are all [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KickTheDog autistic-kicking] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompleteMonster complete monsters] who want to prevent you from finding love and make you stay [[virgin with rage]] forever - and for that reason, it's OK to hurt them.<br /> ** People you (claim to) love are disposable and easily replaceable. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SkewedPriorities Your dog on the other hand...]<br /> ** Being gay makes you more evil than [[Beel|being Hitler's assistant]] or [[:File:Jason_Kendrick_Howell.jpg|keeping a sex slave]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Fandom Fandom]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hatedom Inverted]. There has been literally only one person other than Chris to admit to actually liking ''Sonichu''. Even assuming it wasn't a troll, she certainly stopped after Chris publicly berated her.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanFicChopSuey Fan Fic Chop Suey]: Though it is mostly a combination of Pokemon and Sonic, random characters from completely unrelated franchises will inexplicably show up, from [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Futurama Richard Nixon's head-in-a-jar] to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Meg Griffin]] to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BillyMays Billy Mays]. In recent issues, the Transformers have also shown up, albeit heavily plagiarized versions of the ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TransformersAnimated Transformers Animated]'' cast. ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheBumblebee Bumba-Lumba?])<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FatalFlaw Fatal Flaw]: Just like in [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLife Real Life], despite [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GaryStu being such a fantastic guy that everyone loves], Chris just can't get a girl (which he blames on the &quot;Infinitely High Boyfriend Factor&quot;, believing that the reason he can't find a Boyfriend-Free Girl is because they're all already taken, and the fact that his criteria for such a woman are improbably strict certainly doesn't help). And later on in the comic, he can't hold ''onto'' a girl. He's actually gone through about three or four gal pals since he entered the time void, although only two had appearances in the comic (and both said they would wait for him).<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FetishRetardant Fetish Retardant]: Everything that is meant to be erotic, due to the sloppy coloring, terrible perspective, and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OffModel Off Model] nature of ''everything''...<br /> ** And if that doesn't do it, just remember: if it's meant to be erotic, Chris was masturbating to it when he drew it. That's a guarantee.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FiveManBand Five Man Band]: The &lt;strike&gt;Chaotix&lt;/strike&gt; Chaotic Combo. Granted, they [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FlatCharacter don't have any personality], but let's classify them to our best:<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheHero The Hero]: Wild Sonichu<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheLancer The Lancer]/[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSmartGuy The Smart Guy]: Magi-chan Sonichu<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheBigGuy The Big Guy]: Punchy Sonichu<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheChick The Chick]: Both Bubbles and Angelica Rosechu<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ForgottenFallenFriend Forgotten Fallen Friend]: Anytime anybody dies in the comic, their survivors take a panel or so to say &quot;we've got to move on&quot; and do just that. Possibly because the author is a borderline sociopath who does the same thing in real life.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ForTheEvulz For The Evulz]: All of the villains have little motivation towards tormenting Chris beyond &quot;because.&quot; Apparently they just don't want him to find True Love. Virginia is for Virgins, after all.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudianExcuse Freudian Excuse]: &lt;strike&gt;Mary Lee Walsh&lt;/strike&gt; &quot;Slaweel the Witch&quot; hates love because she's a social outcast who isn't loved herself.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudWasRight Freud Was Right]: Two of the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Narm narmy] lines listed below, as well as the, um, ''interesting'' image of a pistol [[Jerkop|on this page]]. And that's just the tip of the iceberg, which makes Chris's constant [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today] assertions a bit awkward.<br /> ** He actually went back and redrew all scenes with the [[Straw|Drinking Straw of Fail]] to make it look less phallic.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FrozenInTime Frozen In Time]: The popularity of franchises, aspects, popular music, fads and toys within the comics and the subject's life seems to be stuck perpetually in 1999, the latest time it seems Chris had any semblance of a positive social life. The only modern thing about either aspect is that he is a PS3 fanboy and owns an HDTV, but it's doubtful he uses the latter to actually watch any high definition television programming. He also likes ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Family Guy]'' and ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheClevelandShow The Cleveland Show]''.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FurryFandom Furry Fandom]: After a fashion. Chris obviously enjoys sexualized anthropomorphic animals (and has even confessed that he might, under the right circumstances, have [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ButYouScrewOneGoat sex with a dog]), but he doesn't belong to any community.<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenNerdsHaveStandards Even Furries have standards], you know.<br /> *[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GenderBlenderName Gender Blender Name]: Kel is female, while Magi-Chan and Chris-Chan are both male (-''chan'' (&amp;#12385;&amp;#12419;&amp;#12435;) is a mostly feminine Japanese suffix).<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GenerationXerox Generation Xerox]: [[Sandy Rosechu]], [[Simonla Rosechu]]'s daughter. Introduced as a way of keeping Simonla after killing her off.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodwinsLaw Godwin's Law]: Beel, a secretary for 4-cent garbage, was revealed to be an assistant for Hitler and is condemned to being a troll for all eternity. Chris tries to pull an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenEvilHasStandards Even Evil Has Standards] thing, but he makes it so Beel is angry at Jack and Clyde for being &quot;homo trolls.&quot; Cue [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm Face Palm].<br /> ** Ironically, since Nazis also killed homosexuals, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AlternativeCharacterInterpretation one could interpret Beel's disgust] as that of an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint unrepentant damned soul].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GratuitousJapanese Gratuitous Japanese]: Jiggliami's song &quot;War of Love&quot; (a ripoff of &quot;Love is War&quot; by [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Vocaloid Miku Hatsune], &quot;written&quot; by one of Chris's &quot;sweethearts&quot;) in Episode 18.<br /> ** Chris also has a tendency to refer to himself as &quot;Chris-Chan.&quot; Please note that this is usually a ''feminine'' honorific.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GroinAttack Groin Attack]: Called 'Kicking them in the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnusualEuphemism Sourdough Area]' in Chris terms. He does it to a Jerkop in [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_0/Page_38 Subepisode 1], and is recommended by Chris as the ideal form of self-defense against both regular and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KingMook king-sized] Jerkops in [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_4/Page_56 Sub-Episode 6].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GreekChorus Greek Chorus]: In some of the early, Sonichu-centered comics, Chris.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GreenEyedMonster Green Eyed Monster]: Chris is quite guilty of misandry, since he detests every other male on the planet (with a handful of exceptions) as a romantic rival. Wes Iseli in particular became a villain in the comic since he was dating Chris' friend Sarah, thus denying Chris a chance with her. His bizarre hatred of gay men makes even less sense, since they're ''clearly'' not rivals.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeelFaceTurn Heel Face Turn]: &lt;strike&gt;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnfortunateImplications Black Sonichu]&lt;strike&gt; &lt;strike&gt;Blachu&lt;/strike&gt; [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Retcon Blake].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hermaphrodite Hermaphrodite]: Silvana. And before you ask, yes, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleThirtyFour Rule 34 art] of Silvana exists.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeroicSociopath Heroic Sociopath]: Whether it's cursing a security guard because of an almost-beating or shooting out the kneecaps of &lt;strike&gt;the impostor&lt;/strike&gt; the TRUE AND HONEST CWC.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HighOctaneNightmareFuel High Octane Nightmare Fuel]: Chris drawing each of the members of the Asperpedia being brutally tortured and executed in gory detail. The childish art just serves to make it even more unsettling.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HonorBeforeReason Honor Before Reason]: The supposed villain &lt;strike&gt;Mary Lee Walsh&lt;/strike&gt; Slaweel Ryam, of all people. In ''Sonichu 10'', right before her final battle with Chris, she decided not to rely on Count Graduon's help and only fight Chris with her own powers; she even allowed Chris to destroy Graduon's wand. Needless to say, Chris didn't even think about returning the favor and reverting back from his SuperMode; the result was a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CurbStompBattle Curb Stomp Battle] ending with Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FateWorseThanDeath paralyzing Slaweel].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IdiotPlot Idiot Plot]: Conceptualized, written and drawn by one Idiot Author.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IdolSinger Idol Singer]: Jiggliami.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IJustWantMyBelovedToBeHappy I Just Want My Beloved To Be Happy]: Chris claimed this with Kacey and Liquid, until the next day when he saw that wouldn't work and made a video proclaiming that &quot;SHE IS MINE NOW!!!&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IKEAErotica IKEA Erotica]: Rosechu actually says &quot;Insert Rod A into Slot B&quot; before sex with Sonichu. It's intended to be erotic, apparently.<br /> ** This is actually a joke he stole from ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Family Guy]'' and taken out of context. The original joke was actually the page quote for the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IKEAErotica IKEA Erotica] page. Either Chris tried to add humor to the sex or he [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint completely missed the point of the joke in the first place].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IKnowMortalKombat I Know Mortal Kombat]: Jiggliami's manager, Blanca, who also plays &quot;lead [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GuitarHero Guitar Hero]&quot; for her. It's not entirely clear whether she plays an actual guitar and plays ''Guitar Hero'' on the side for practice ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IDontKnowMortalKombat which, as many will attest, doesn't work]), or if all she can play is ''Guitar Hero'' (which makes it all the more difficult to believe she and Jiggliami are huge pop stars).<br /> ** It may have to do with Chris' apparent belief that being good at ''Guitar Hero'' gives him actual musical ability.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItsBeenDone It's Been Done]: When someone asked about Chris willfully stealing gags from ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SouthPark South Park]'', ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Family Guy]'', and ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSimpsons The Simpsons]'', he said (and this is an exact quote): &quot;taking jokes is of acceptable practice; it works when the author is short on original jokes, and wants to fill in a good one. Everybody does it. 'Simpsons Did It.'&quot; Note that he's quoting an episode of ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SouthPark South Park]'' where Butters kept accidentally recapping episodes of ''TheSimpsons''. Key word: '''Accidentally.''' Chris has taken this as carte blanche to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint have no original humor anywhere in his comic].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IncrediblyLamePun Incredibly Lame Pun]: The &quot;Anchuent Prophecy&quot; was originally believed to be a simple typo, until someone realized it was meant to be a pun on Soni'''chu'''. And lo, there was much [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm facepalming].<br /> ** Lovely Weather, Chris's &quot;future wife&quot;.<br /> *** Lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrokenRecord Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NonSequitur Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with...]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InferredHolocaust Inferred Holocaust] / [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoEndorHolocaust No Endor Holocaust] / [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatMeasureIsAMook What Measure Is A Mook]: We are told that the Jerkops swell their numbers using a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HypnoRay hypnotic ray gun] that only affects the mentally impaired. That's kind of offensive on its own, but it also means that when the heroes do battle with them, they're actually beating the hell out of innocent, retarded people. No character has thus far seen fit to raise this dilemma.<br /> ** In issue 9, one mention is finally made of the idea of rehabilitating. The characters still beat the brainwashed Jerkops just as mercilessly, however, so nothing has changed in that regard.<br /> ** As of issue 10, all of the Jerkops have been rehabilitated by [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SuperMode Ultra Sonichu].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InformedAbility Informed Ability]: Punchy is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllThereInTheManual apparently] a master of &quot;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NonSequitur random-access humor],&quot; but, as of the end of Sonichu 10, has never used it.<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WritersCannotDoMaths &quot;I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!&quot;] Not so much if you thought that 4 billionth of a percent of 3 billion was 100.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InformedAttractiveness Informed Attractiveness]: Kel calls Rosechu &quot;as beautiful as a rose.&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InformedAttribute Informed Attribute]: All of the Rosechus in this comic only act as a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SatelliteCharacter Satellite Character] for their respective Sonichu and play up rather outdated female archetypes. In [[Mailbag 7#The Rosechus are totally diverse and stuff|Mailbag #7]] he assigned each of them personalities (one even said to be a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Tomboy Tomboy]) which are never even hinted at in the comics.<br /> ** Chris must really like this trope; when [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll his fans]] point out that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FlatCharacter his characters lack personalit]] and that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StrangledByTheRedString he forces characters into poorly written relationships], he simply responds with something like &quot;[[Mailbag_46|My characters Have Personality]]&quot; or &quot;[[Mailbag_52|they both knew that they were just meant to be together. Take it at face value]]&quot; and doesn't even bother to elaborate on this (never mind doing something crazy, like ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShowDontTell actually showing this in the comic]'').<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InTheHood In The Hood]: Jason Kendrick Howell conceals his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EyepatchOfPower Eyepatch Of Power] with a voluminous cloak.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InTheNameOfTheMoon In The Name Of The Moon]: Chris and his &quot;dream sibling&quot; Crystal often announce their status of warriors of love and honesty, while [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SailorMoon Sailor Megtune] is fond of these speeches as well.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Jossed Jossed]: Chris attempted to disprove [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Moon-Pals a popular fan theory that Yawning Squirtle, Boulder-Dropping Whale and Bill The Scientist are trapped on the Moon with their friends (Metal Sonichu, Kel, Allison Amber and large amounts of weed, among others)], claiming that Squirtle and Whale were caught by Pokémon trainers and showing Bill working as a doctor in CWCville. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll Christian's fans], however, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Discontinuity generally disregarded this development].<br /> ** Some trolls suspected that Lovely Weather, Christian's &quot;future wife&quot; from ''Sonichu 10'', was based on his ex-sweetheart &quot;The Wallflower&quot;, but Chris claimed that wasn't the case.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KamehameHadoken Kamehame Hadoken]: Christian's &quot;[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]],&quot; which is tragically performed in real life in a non-parodical manner.<br /> ** [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha#Yes, he actually thinks this works|He even used it to curse (real life) Mary Lee Walsh...]] [[Jackie e-mails#Chris got his degree for Cwcville|and he apparently did it in her presence, while she was giving him a stern lecture in her office]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KangarooCourt Kangaroo Court]: The Asperpedia trolls' trial in the ''Sonichu 10'' finale, complete with a clearly biased judge and crappy defence attorney.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KudzuPlot Kudzu Plot]: Not a traditional example of this, because the story isn't really all that complex, but people who read both the comic and have followed the real-life drama probably can't help but feel that there's just no way Chris can tie up the trolling-inspired plot threads into anything resembling a comprehensible whole. (''If'' Chris bothers at all, that is.) Thus far, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BillyMays Billy Mays] was introduced as Chris's &quot;bodyguard&quot; out of the blue (never seen before, likely never to be seen again), one &quot;galpal&quot;'s house got blown up with no good explanation, and the readers are supposed to be ''on the edge of their seats'' and ''thrilled'' to find out how Chris will handle the Ivy plotline now that she's gone and he has gone through ''one more'' girlfriend in real life. But never worry! Chris apparently solved all of the plotholes by bringing in ''Transformers''.<br /> ** And Ivy has been confirmed as to be HUNG by elevator wires!<br /> *** Kudzu Plot meets the machete.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LampshadeHanging Lampshade Hanging]: Quoth Mary Lee Walsh, &quot;Eh... first we've had the parodic transformations, now we actually have a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SailorMoon pretty girl sailor soldier]? [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Understatement What a kooky world].&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LazyArtist Lazy Artist]: Particularly in recent comics, Chris often skimps on actual ''drawing'' in his comic. Many pages just consist of characters ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FloatingHeadSyndrome bodies often optional]) floating in white space surrounded by [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallOfText a fortress of text] describing scenes he didn't feel like showing the viewers. His justification is that [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag_19 other comics have &quot;loads of dialogue&quot; and that doing it this way saves marker ink].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LegionOfDoom Legion Of Doom]: In issue 7, all the previous villains (excluding [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatHappenedToTheMouse Metal Sonichu]) [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VillainTeamUp team up] and try to take over CWCville.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LegoGenetics Lego Genetics]: Chris apparently believes that homosexuality is genetic, and during his stay in the time void, his comic self donated some of his &quot;untainted straight blood&quot; for the creation of an anti-gay vaccine, which he intends to use to wipe homosexuality off the face of the Earth. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailBiologyForever You Fail Biology Forever] is an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger understatement].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LifeEmbellished Life Embellished]: 90% of the comic, especially the sub-episodes. And because it's life ''embellished'', Chris gets to win his fights and explain why he's right and his enemies wrong.<br /> ** Chris has, as of the end of issue 9, promised to not include anything from his real life in future issues. The claim remains dubious since Chris is not exactly known for being humble, and he seems to have no plans of getting rid of his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar]. He broke his promise starting with the very first page of the next issue, which once again revolved arond him getting revenge on those who've 'wronged' him in real life.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LimitedWardrobe Limited Wardrobe]: Chris is almost exclusively depicted in his &quot;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SesameStreet Ernie] Shirt.&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters Loads And Loads Of Characters]: There are [[List_of_Sonichu_characters|tons]] of characters in this comic, all of which are either characters from different [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Canon canons], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaptainErsatz poor rip-offs] of characters from different canons, or people from real-life who have the misfortune to find themselves in CWCville.<br /> **As of Issue 10 there are 174 characters in the series.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Lolicon Lolicon]: Zapina, who &quot;[[Zapina|just turned 14-years cute]],&quot; wants to pose nude for women's rights just like all the other female characters, but in a bizarre inversion of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThereShouldBeALaw There Should Be A Law] can't because of those &quot;dumb&quot; laws. Bonus [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick squick] points for the &quot;dumb laws&quot; comment being made by one of the ''adult'' characters, not Zapina.<br /> ** Villain Jason Howell is portrayed as having a leashed 17-year-old girlfriend/slave with whom he does things &quot;illegal in all 50 states.&quot; Mostly this is a case of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DidNotDoTheResearch Did Not Do The Research], because in most American states, the age of consent is 16 or 17. Though since owning a slave is illegal, technically anything you do to her is likely illegal.<br /> ** In a possible subversion, &quot;Lolisa&quot; Rosechu is the oldest Rosechu at age 20.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MacGuffin MacGuffin]: The seven Sonichu Balls (&lt;strike&gt;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IThoughtItMeant not what you're thinking], though Sonichu's genitalia are examined in worrisome detail in issue #8&lt;/strike&gt; [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudWasRight exactly what you're thinking]), reminiscent of the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DragonBall Dragon Balls] and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SonicTheHedgehog Chaos Emeralds]. Their full powers have yet to be explored, and though it was likely they would have be used to bring Chris back from his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PutOnABus bus trip], even this theory proves incorrect as Magi-chan simply brings Chris back with his generously used powers. It turns out they make [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodModeSue God Mode Sues] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoreThanInfinite even more Godlike].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AManIsNotAVirgin A Man Is Not A Virgin]: Averted. As in [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLife Real Life], the comic version of Chris is fully committed to his &quot;Love Quest&quot;, and isn't shy about declaring to the world that he is still a virgin. A [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnstoppableRage Virgin With Rage], to be precise.<br /> ** Subverted: In Sonichu 10, he has sex with his ''future wife'', having mistaken him for the Chris she married.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MarySuetopia Mary Suetopia]: CWCville, where all benefit from the wise and magnanimous rule of Christian Weston Chandler. &quot;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoSmoking Tobacky]&quot; and alcohol are banned, though the mayor has eventually abandoned his principles and gotten on the booze.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything The Mayor Who Doesn't Do Anything]: Despite being CWCville's mayor, Chris delegates his duties to assistant, former movie star [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SexySecretary Allison] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HypercompetentSidekick Amber] (who quit her glamorous film career to pursue her life-long dream of doing menial labour for an insane manchild), leaving him free to loiter around business as part of his Love Search or fight the forces of evil.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MediumBlending Medium Blending]: Several comics feature stills of Chris in place of the drawn version interacting with drawn characters. Unfortunately it's as seamless as it was in ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CoolWorld Cool World]'', but even more awkward and creepy as he either brings his dog back to life through artwork or performs a horrible self-penned ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PowerRangers Power Rangers]''-inspired song with his characters reconfigured into a circa-1999 [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BoyBand Boy Band]. The pictures are ill-posed in addition to make Chris seem even more out of place.<br /> ** Not to mention he actually confesses right out a shirt picked to wear for one of the scenes &quot;was in the laundry pile.&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MemeticMutation Memetic Mutation]: How the comic and its creator became &quot;famous&quot; amongst the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImageBoard Image Board] crowd, and, like a virus, has now spread to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TVTropes TV Tropes].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MindScrew Mind Screw]: Basically the entire comic, albeit unintentionally.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MisaimedFandom Misamimed Fandom]: The comics are aimed at [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids kids and teenagers], yet contain gratuitous sex scenes and often center around Chris's personal life and problems, things that kids don't need to see and wouldn't be interested in, respectively. Beyond that, almost the entirety of his audience is made up of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImageBoard Image Board] trolls, which is even sadder considering how frequently Chris tries to appeal to his &quot;true and loyal fanbase&quot;, which doesn't even exist.<br /> ** One troll tactic was to try to give Chris the impression that Sonichu had acquired a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MisaimedFandom Misaimed Fandom] [[Gay_4_Sonichu|in the gay community]]. A [[User:Champthom/Paper|fake paper]] was also written, detailing the supposed homosexual [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Subtext subtext] of Sonichu. Christian Weston Chandler is a [[Homos|raging homophobe with strong hints of &quot;self-hating closet case&quot;]], so it shouldn't be hard for you to imagine [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HilarityEnsues how he reacted].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MismatchedEyes Mismatched Eyes]: Chris, both in the comics and in [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLife Real Life], although the comic severely exaggerates this trait. Naitsirhc, being (at least in theory) Chris's opposite, has a red right and orange left eye.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoodWhiplash Mood Whiplash]: &quot;Panda died! Boo hoo for 2 frames! Let's go kick some Transformer ass like nothing happened!&quot; A weird example of the trope in that the characters have an uncanny ability to completely forget that something absolutely awesome or something devastatingly tragic happened. It's as if the ''characters'' didn't notice the change of the mood in the situations.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralDissonance Moral Dissonance]: As noted above, the Jerkops are made up, at least in part, of people under mind control. It is never implied that the heroes attempt to break this control or even that they feel remorse over having to pulverise innocents (''mentally deficient'' innocents, no less).<br /> ** He blows up a building that offered free webservice because they didn't have good enough security features, then collapses another full of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JerkAss Jerk Asses] because they were mean to him. He brushes off these things or celebrates them.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralEventHorizon Moral Event Horizon]: Alec and crew kill Simonla, and in response they are put through what can be best described as a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JokerJury Joker Jury] before being found guilty and sentenced by the judge [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HollywoodLaw all at the same hearing, without the jury being given any time to deliberate]. They are then sentenced to an execution where [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AFeteWorseThanDeath just about every character in the comic who was ever portrayed positively takes part in a wrathful execution of the whole bunch, involving mutilation and children taking part]. We're then treated to a speech written by Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SmallNameBigEgo in which he berates everyone for fighting about anything and talks about how his birthday will solve everything bad in the world ever].<br /> ** While the final scene was unquestionably the most disgusting and horrible, it wasn't the Moral Event Horizon; that came much earlier when Chris destroyed a building full of innocent people and killed about 100 of them for making fun of him on the internet, made even worse by the fact that up until that point [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThouShaltNotKill the characters of the comic didn't kill their enemies]. The torture scene was awful, but by that point the characters were already irredeemable.<br /> *** Right after that there was an intended example, where [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Meg Griffin] (who Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PerverseSexualLust has a crush on]) gushes over Chris and even kisses him, but is then revealed to be Silvana. It doesn't work, though, due to all of the comic's supposed antagonists being more likable than the heroes.<br /> ** A lot of the things the ''real'' Chris has said, talked about, and even spoken about can evoke this. One could say that him drawing porn of Megan is this (Chris says that he had to do it, or ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RapeAsDrama he could have possibly went too far]''), ''laughing at 9/11'', and wishing the deaths of all the people who troll him. Suffice to say, the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] is only ''marginally'' worse, it's ''even worse'' when you consider that ''the comic is his own sick [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WishFulfillment Wish Fulfillment]''.<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WishFulfillment Wish Fulfillment]? He actually believes that fiction exists in a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhoFramedRogerRabbit Who Framed Roger Rabbit]-esque dimension. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeHorror Which means...] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint he ruined] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WildMassGuessing Wild Mass Guessing] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuinedForever FOREVER]!<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MostCommonSuperPower Most Common Super Power]: Mary Lee Walsh has this not just in fanart, but in the later issues as well.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MyGirlIsASlut My Girl Is A Slut]: Pretty much ''every single goddamn Rosechu in this comic.'' When they're not out shopping, they're either having sex or stripping &quot;for women's rights.&quot; And let's not even get into &quot;Rage Against the Garbage&quot;...<br /> |}<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;prettytable collapsible collapsed&quot;<br /> !Tropes from the comic: N-Z<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Narm Narm]: &quot;Well, after eating my eight daily McNuggets, I'm ready to pull out my Attraction Sign and get a Boyfriend-Free Girl&quot;. ''Among so many, many others''.<br /> ** Episode 14 contains these two awesomely out-of-context lines: &quot;My two balls!&quot; and &quot;I cannot be deprived of my balls.&quot;<br /> ** Episode 6: &quot;Ow! I hurt in three places!&quot;<br /> ** [http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Guest_Comic_By_Christopher_Christian_Ricardo_Weston_Chandler/Page_2 Simonla's death scene] was particularly hilarious. She died from an ''exploding toilet.''<br /> ** The scene from ''Sonichu 10'' where [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_39 Chris yells &quot;I AM A MAN!&quot; and punches a guy] is quite narmy in itself thanks to being badly drawn (even by Christian's usual standards) as well as being a part of obvious author's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WishFulfillment Wish Fulfillment], but it's also made unintentionally funny when you notice its (probably not intended) similarity to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AtopTheFourthWall certain reviewer's] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CatchPhrase Catch Phrase].<br /> ** &quot;[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!|I set my ASS ON FIRE!]]&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NarmCharm Narm Charm]: Barely qualifies. Some parts contain enough [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RougeAnglesOfSatin typos] and awful dialogue to evoke the awesomeness that is ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences Half Life Full Life Consequences]'', but not enough to really make the comic enjoyable on its own.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NamesTheSame Name's The Same]: Crystal Weston Chandler the &quot;dream sibling&quot; of Chris, and Crystal Weston Chandler the divinely-ordained future daughter of Chris, as revealed by God and Jesus in his dreams. The trolls are having a field day with the Freudian implications of all this.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NightmareFuel Nightmare Fuel]: The Giant Penis Comic, and the rest of Chris' [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Rule34 Rule 34] artwork.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NightmareFuelColoringBook Nightmare Fuel Coloring Book]: All of Chris' art looks like one of these. He draws at the level of an eight year old, but depicts everything from disembowelment to finger-fucking.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NonIndicativeName Non Indicative Name]: The Chaotic Combo does not produce chaos on a regular basis. Magi-chan is a &lt;strike&gt;psychic&lt;/strike&gt; walking [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeusExMachina Deus Ex Machina], not a magician or wizard. Bionic the Hedgehog is 100% organic; he is not a cyborg, an android, or a robot. Collosal-chan is no bigger than Christian unless you consider obesity equivalent to size. Super Chris-chan Sonichu is just Chris-chan Sonichu with some wing hairclips on. We still have no idea what Merried Senior Comic is supposed to even ''mean''.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NotRightInTheBed Not Right In The Bed]: This is how Bubbles Rosechu discovers her lover is really resident shapeshifting hermaphrodite Silvana, except it happened during ''public'' sex...<br /> ** They never really got around to the sex. But this is still after an all-powerful psychic warned her that it was a trap. And after the creation of Chris's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GirlOfTheWeek Girl Of The Week] found the real Blake and called to warn her.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OffhandBackhand Offhand Backhand]: Done by Chris to a Jerkop in [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_0/Page_38 Sub-Episode 1].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OffModel Off Model]: The character designs are barely consistent. Case in point: a Jerkop that went from square to spherical ''within the same page''.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheOnlyOneAllowedToDefeatYou The Only One Allowed To Defeat You]: Sonichu saves &lt;strike&gt;Mary Lee Walsh&lt;/strike&gt; Slaweel Ryam's life in episode 20 because &quot;the final blow belongs to Christian.&quot; &lt;strike&gt;Seeing as how he claims he's being [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PutOnABus Put On A Bus] for good, that blow will never come.&lt;/strike&gt; Chris returned immediately, had a heart-to-heart talk with Slaweel, learned about her [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudianExcuse Freudian Excuse], declared he'll never forgive her anyway and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WishFulfillment beat her up], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FateWorseThanDeath paralyzing her in the process].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan Only Sane Man]: Perhaps unintentionally, Magi-Chan appears to be the only sane resident of CWCville, as he just doesn't seem to care about &quot;sweethearts&quot;.<br /> ** Because he knows the future and knows he'll end up with Silvana. Which may indicate he's just surrendered to the madness.<br /> *** Chris stated [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllThereInTheManual in the CWCipedia article about Magi-Chan] that he and Silvana are already in love. And because Chris doesn't like to waste time on building his characters' relationships, in the future issues of ''Sonichu'' the two will almost certainly be shown as being a couple already.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OrphanedSeries Orphaned Series]: If not one already, then at least speedily headed that way, or so many [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll fans] believe; the comic hasn't seen any substantial updates in months (we'd call it a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScheduleSlip Schedule Slip] if Chris had ever actually had a schedule), and it's clear to many people that, now that he is out of school, jobless, living at home, and has little reason left to even leave his room (having successfully managed to get himself banned from almost any place in his small town he considers worth visiting), Chris, along with his deteriorating health, is rapidly becoming lazier than ever; in March 2010, he made a particularly nasty post on his [[CWC Blog|blog]] viciously lashing out at [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Trolls fans] who dared suggest that he consider updating the comic, strongly indicating that even drawing the comic, the one mildly non-passive activity he seems to have ever somewhat enjoyed, is looking more and more like work to him. Combine this with the fact that he has recently [[100 2188|officially relinquished the CWCipedia]] (the site where he used to post the comic), and chances of any updates in the foreseeable future look more and more remote.<br /> ** The series has been picked up by Vivian and Alec and have claimed Sonichu as their own due to the way Chris filled out the copyright form which left a loophole. Sonichu Series 2 is currently getting daily updates.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OrwellianEditor Orwellian Editor]: Chris has gone back to earlier comics and changed the names of characters based off of real life people. Mary Lee Walsh was given a new name and he denies that she was based on his college dean, but that the character was meant an evil clone of her... or something. Which was never mentioned at all in the originals, of course.<br /> ** In point of fact, his retcon was that the character in the comic is the &quot;original&quot; Mary Lee Walsh (and, in particular, the Dean of his college) who was replaced, ''in the real world'', by a good counterpart. Yes, rather than retconning just in the comic, he retcons real life.<br /> ** Made more baffling when he thinks he can solve the &quot;copyright&quot; problems around Simonla Rosechu by stating a retraction and claiming that Simonchu wasn't the source of inspiration.<br /> ** Also, he edited a comment in the mailbag section about the repeal of &quot;Don't Ask, Don't Tell.&quot; The original comment was &quot;Let Obama repeal the policy, then the homos can go die in explosions,&quot; and he changed it to something less offensive after backlash ensued.<br /> *** The preservation of Chris's... &quot;antics&quot; seems to be one big reason the CWCki exists.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PainfulRhyme Painful Rhyme]: &quot;[[Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu]]&quot; uses lance/radiance, and the more obvious tweet/''heartsweet''. Groan.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PairTheSpares Pair The Spares]: When Layla and Punchy hook up, Reginald (who'd had a crush on Layla) and Angelica (who Punchy use to have a crush on) follow suit... after Reginald ''tells Angelica how he tried to sabotage Layla and Punchy hooking up and she decided he was justified in doing so.''<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PalsWithJesus Pals With Jesus]: Both God and Jesus (aka GodJesus) have appeared in-comic to congratulate Ivy on being Chris' future mate. Since Ivy was a troll, this raises some [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodIsEvil interesting theological questions].<br /> ** So Chris thinks he's Christ? ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IncrediblyLamePun Get it?])<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PantyShot Panty Shot]: Later episodes have a lot of shots of Rosechu's panties, one of which even got Chris banned from [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeviantART DeviantART] the second time. Presumably intended as [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanService Fan Service], but Rosechu's questionable age and furriness combined with Chris' terrible art make it [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FetishRetardant Fetish Retardant] instead.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ParodyRetcon Parody Retcon]: Chris believes that calling his comic a parody will allow him to make money off it. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DidNotDoTheResearch Yeah]. Even though it doesn't really parody either ''Sonic'' or ''Pokémon'' (or any of the other countless shows it references) so much as it slavishly imitates them when Chris isn't [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Wangst wangsting] about his nonexistent love life. Evidence suggests that Chris doesn't even know what a parody is, and thinks of it as just a magic word he can use to stave off lawsuits.<br /> ** It's worth mentioning that pretty much all &quot;fan&quot; creations are true [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SatireParodyPastiche parodies/satires], and Chris gets riled up when someone makes a parody of ''his'' (non-original) work.<br /> ** He made his version of characters from ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Asperchu]'' who are based on characters on Sonichu who are &quot;parodies&quot; of Pikachu and Sonic, making it a case of a parody of a parody of a parody.<br /> *** Then the ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Asperchu]'' comics parodied that, so now we have parodies of parodies of parodies of parodies. Whew!<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PoesLaw Poe's Law]: Many optimists out there refuse to believe that Sonichu and its creator aren't just elaborate satires of fanfic culture, so-much-so that the [[Frequently Asked Questions|CWCki specifically addresses the issue in its FAQ]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FurryConfusion Pokémon Confusion]: Your average CWCville Pokémon has about a 50/50 chance of being either a regular Pokémon or a humanoid Poké-person with clothes and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NonMammalMammaries Non Mammal Mammaries].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Plagiarism Plagiarism]: All of the jokes in Sonichu are lifted verbatim from ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Family Guy]'', ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ExcelSaga Excel Saga]'', ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MontyPython Monty Python]'' and various [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdultSwim Adult Swim] shows. Bonus fail points for often reproducing them without the context that made them funny. Many of the drawings are actually traced from other images - which is pretty surprising, because one would expect traced artwork to, you know, ''look as good as the original artwork.'' No such luck here.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PlotHole Plot Hole]: Chris eventually makes it &quot;legal for all homosexuals to do as they please within the city&quot;, unaware that just a few pages before, he &quot;cured&quot; homosexuality.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PlotRelevantAgeUp Plot Relevant Age Up]: The daughter of Wild and Simonla transformed from a [[Sonee &amp; Rosey|Rosey]] into [[Sandy Rosechu]] and gained intellectual abilities of a fourth-grader in a mere week since her birth (just in time to participate in Asperpedia trolls' execution). In retrospect, this event - clearly proving that Sonichus and Rosechus don't age at the same rate as people do - makes Christian's decision to age them all up to 18 even more pointless.<br /> ** This also has [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnfortunateImplications interesting implications] for [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheScrappy Sonichu's and Rosechu's kids], which, by contrast, haven't matured since at least ''Sonichu 9''. If Chris is to be believed, happiness and friendship influence evolution of Sonichus and Rosechus. Sandy, despite losing her mother, apparently was happy enough to reach her next [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvolutionaryLevels evolutionary level] in a week; CWCki people were quick to point out that it indicates that Sonichu's and Rosechu's kids don't evolve because they are very unhappy, most likely because [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AbusiveParents Sonichu and Rosechu are unbelievably bad parents].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PottyFailure Potty Failure]: Happens to Reldnahc once. Also to &lt;font color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;Chris himself, as his bad health has given him slight fecal incontinence, and he's not at all ashamed to admit that he does this.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> ** On that spoiler, &lt;font color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;there is some linkage between autism and lack of bowel control. I'm not sure if it's only correlational, but I do believe I heard this somewhere.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> *** &lt;font color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;It was revealed that Chris's awfully bad nutrition (never drinks water, never eats fresh fruit or fresh vegetables, lives off nothing but fast food, soda and assorted candy) are the source of his digestive problems and chronical constipation/fecal incontinence. His erratic behavior is also worsened by all the sugar and caffeine present on his diet.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThePowerOfRock The Power Of Rock]: Used to demolish the 4-Cent Garbage building by, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer believe it or not], using ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GuitarHero Guitar Hero]''/''Rock Revolution'' instruments to sing a song about how much better ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PowerRangers Power Rangers]'' used to be, sung to the tune of ''Cat Scratch Fever''.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PowerTrio Power Trio]: Subverted. Chris, Sarah Hammer and Wes Iseli were destined to stop the evil Count Graduon, but Chris wrote both of them out of the comic after he met Megan.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ProductPlacement Product Placement]: And he's not even ''paid'' to endorse products.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ProtagonistCenteredMorality Protagonist Centered Morality]: Did you &quot;wrong&quot; Chris in [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLife Real Life]? It doesn't matter what your intentions were, you'll be portrayed as a love-hating, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KickTheDog autistic-kicking] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll troll] in his comic!<br /> ** This has gotten so ridiculous that the heroes have actually committed much worse actions than the villains, but the villains are portrayed as unquestionably evil for the simple fact that Chris doesn't like them.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ProtectionFromEditors Protection From Editors]: A fundamental part of what makes Chris and his comic so infamous - everything he writes and draws goes online practically unfiltered, resulting in several mailbag complaints, retcons and backhanded apologies, many of which would not have been necessary in the first place if Chris had bothered to recruit an editor. The CWCipedia's SysOp is essentially the closest thing Chris has to an editor, but usually her notes to Chris come far after the damage has already been done.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PsychicPowers Psychic Powers]: Magi-Chan, complete with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PstandardPsychicPstance Pstandard Psychic Pstances].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PunchClockVillain Punch Clock Villain]: In real life, &quot;Jerkops&quot; (mall security) are just doing their jobs, though in-universe they're explicitly evil and hate love, and especially despise virgins like Chris.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PutOnABus Put On A Bus]: Several. Metal Sonichu is still up on the moon, waiting for his comeback; chances are, Chris has forgotten about him completely. Sarah Hammer, aka Saramah Rosechu, disappeared from the comic after she got married to &lt;strike&gt;Jack's Knight&lt;/strike&gt; William Spicer. Chris's dream sister, Crystal Weston Chandler was removed when she was trapped in the &quot;dark mirror&quot; by Mary Lee Walsh and Count Graduon. All the characters promised to go and rescue her, but the next comic was about them going on spring break and having lots of sex, and Crystal hasn't been mentioned again until Chris goes [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodModeSue God Mode Sue] and ties up the loose ends as quickly as possible. Jiggliami and Blanca were shooed off the comic after Chris's breakup with Blanca (a troll in disguise), with a footnote explaining that Jiggliami went away and had a successful career. Christian himself was removed for a brief period of time after he was lost in the time void. Then he came back, and left again, explicitly announcing that he won't be back and is going to leave the story to its title character.<br /> ** [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_1 He broke his promise on the very first page of Issue 10.] Then again, the entire issue is basically Chris taking a machete to the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KudzuPlot Kudzu Plot].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PutOnABusToHell Put On A Bus To Hell]/[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BusCrash Bus Crash]: Chris's real-life &quot;sweethearts&quot; who all just so happen to die (such as PandaHalo or Ivy) are memorialized in the comics by ''dying even more horrible deaths.'' Chris seems to think that since they died in real life, it's his duty to replicate and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible exaggerate] their gruesome demises in the comic. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger And yet his dead dog is still a recurring character.]<br /> ** Chris attempted to justify this by claiming that if the women had come to him, he might have kept them alive in the comic.<br /> *** Which, since they did die in real life as far as Chris knows, is physically impossible. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger Until you realize Chris believes people who go to Heaven when they die can come back whenever they want.]<br /> ** Then he took out two of his enemy characters not through an honorable fight, but having them realize homosexuality is wrong, that Chris was right, and suddenly be content to commit suicide by jumping down their building's 72-story elevator shaft (which is 72 floors because the building which contained evil was [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NumberOfTheBeast 66+6 floors tall]. Obviously, making it 666 feet tall wouldn't have been [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeLogic logical]). Never mind that there are so many better options to change their ways besides death.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RapeIsOkayWhenItsFemaleOnMale Rape Is Okay When It's Female On Male]: Rosechu's heroic &quot;face-rape&quot; of Jason Kendrick Howell, a clear victory for the forces of good.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLifeWritesThePlot Real Life Writes The Plot]: Interfere with Chris' love quest or troll him hard enough, and you too could appear in an issue of ''Sonichu'' to be beaten up by mutant hedgehogs.<br /> ** Throughout January and February 2010 he was repeatedly ordered to kill Simonla Rosechu because she was based on Asperpedia contributor Evan's character, and Evan didn't want her in the comic anymore. After persistently refusing, Chris lost his site. He then decided to finally [http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Guest_Comic_By_Christopher_Christian_Ricardo_Weston_Chandler/Page_2 kill Simonla] in order to get his site back. After her [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Narm death scene], Magi-Chan stated that he knew who killed Simonla. And what a surprise - turns out that Asperpedia trolls were behind it. So Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DethroningMomentOfSuck has them all tortured] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralEventHorizon to death].<br /> *** Also, he immediately weaseled out of Simonla's death by introducing her nearly-identical daughter to the comic. Since that's just ''another'' gender-flipped version of Simonchu (who thanks to the additional spines, actually looks ''more'' like Simonchu than Simonla did), we can probably expect the site to get shut down again pretty soon.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Retcon Retcon]: Several. Chris changed the names of characters who are based on real people, because a troll posing as [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShigeruMiyamoto Shigeru Miyamoto] tricked him into it. Chris has independently changed names and drawings he feared could be viewed as [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HoYay homosexual subtext], most noticeably a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SplashPanel Splash Panel] which has been entirely redrawn due to its original rainbow background, and several drawings of a Raichu were redrawn to change the shape of its tail, proving Rosechu evolved from a female Raichu to alleviate [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ViewerGenderConfusion Viewer Gender Confusion]. CWCki has a more in-depth list of retcons [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|here]].<br /> ** The funny thing about the Rosechu issue is that he could have just said that the design of Rosechu was before most Pokemon had distinctions between genders (the exceptions being the Nidorans).<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RougeAnglesOfSatin Rouge Angles Of Satin] ''and'' [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WantonCrueltyToTheCommonComma Wanton Cruelty To The Common Comma]: Both in the comic itself and in anything else he writes. Even though he types out his comic's dialogue, he doesn't bother to spell-check, so some rather terrible typos slip through - even though he has had no trouble whatsoever going back and altering captions and dialogue for the sake of retconning (and when he does, he neglects to fix his typos along with it). He also has a tendency in written correspondence to go ALLCAPS or Randomly Capitalize Words for no Reason Whatsoever.<br /> **He even has a character named '''Merried Seinor Comic'''.<br /> ** It is &quot;last rites,&quot; NOT &quot;last rights.&quot;<br /> ** My favorite recurring Sonichu typo is &quot;dood&quot; for &quot;good.&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleThirtyFour Rule 34]: Not only does the creator make 34 of his own characters (and people he knows from real life) and upload it to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica Encyclopedia Dramatica] in &quot;protest&quot; of the site, but his &quot;fans&quot; are also more than willing to draw their own.<br /> ** Chris sometimes even encourages his &quot;fans&quot; to draw 34 for him, including one instance where he demanded that a troll draw a picture of Rosechu &quot;masturbatin' and squirtin'&quot; to make up for [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SlashFic slash art] of himself and Sonichu.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RunningTheAsylum Running The Asylum]: Apparently after finishing ''Sonichu 10'' Chris decided that playing video games and raging against CWCki is more interesting than updating his comic, and thus he stopped updating it. At the end of April 2010 his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll TRUE and HONEST fans] realized that if they want to see new issues they have to draw them themselves - which they did, and then found a way to make the CWCipedia Sysop upload them to Christian's wiki. So far the fans' run resulted in &lt;font color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;the deaths of Bubbles, Sandy, Wild and Sonichu's and Rosechu's kids (and technically also Angelica, though apparently she got better), Sonichu and Rosechu breaking up and Christian's Sonic recolors finally realizing that the mayor of CWCville is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Understatement somewhat incompetent].&lt;/font&gt; Sadly Chris couldn't stand someone writing and drawing better than he does and removed fan-created pages.<br /> ** At the end of May 2010 Vivian Gee took control of CWCipedia and started uploading her new comic &quot;Sonichu Season 2&quot; to the wiki.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SailorEarth Sailor Earth]: [[Sailor Megtune]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScheduleSlip Schedule Slip]: It only took Chris six days to start slipping when he finally set up a regular schedule for himself after Kacey and her father told him off for being such a slacker - before that, updates could come any number of months apart, and it apparently took several years to finish the first issue after Sonichu's inception. Even so, Chris plans his comics far in advance (with previews for forthcoming issues already available), so he really has no reason for his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScheduleSlip Schedule Slips] other than being a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LazyArtist Lazy Artist].<br /> ** After being called out on his Schedule slips several times, Chris wrote a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CharacterFilibuster Character Filibuster] [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_98 that says he doesn't need one.] And later he wrote an entire rant on this subject, claiming (among other things) [[CWC Blog#March 2010|that Honest, True and Loyal fans are as bad as trolls and Mary Lee Walsh if they want him to update his comic regularly]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheScrappy The Scrappy]: Sonichu and Rosechu's kids. [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|To quote CWCki]]: &quot;The children are widely hated by everybody. Even more so than the other characters&quot;. ''This'' is saying '''a lot'''.<br /> ** They also have slight hints of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWesley The Wesley] in them, since Chris-chan seems to favor them and think they are adorable, but then, he thinks all of his characters are good, so the only difference between the Sonees and Rosees and all the others is that the babies are just hated more.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScrewLearningIHavePhlebotinum Screw Learning I Have Phlebotinum]: Somehow, getting smacked with a powered-up hedgehog or a rainbow instantly gives wild rodents the ability to talk and reason like humans.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SdrawkcabName Sdrawkcab Name]: Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SealedEvilInACan Sealed Evil In A Can]: Count Graduon, the oddly named evil spirit defeated long ago by the Cherokee and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CriticalResearchFailure Wasabi] tribes.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SecretRelationship Secret Relationship]: Bubbles and Blake keep their relationship a secret because... well, it's never really stated.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SelfDeprecation Self Deprecation]: Chris has (likely unintentionally) done this a couple of times, as in one scene where Sonichu thinks to himself that Chris's love quest is doomed to failure, and another where Rosechu, having just been informed that Chris has a date, has a reaction of utter shock and disbelief.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Selfcest Selfcest]: Averted; his future wife ended up having sex with him under the pretense that he was his future self.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SexAsRiteOfPassage Sex As Rite Of Passage]: A recurring theme. Many trolls believe that Chris is only doing his Love Quest because sex is a &quot;grown up thing&quot;, as sex would be rather painful with his bent penis and the fact he seems to take a very long time to climax (the man can't run around for 40 seconds without breathing heavy).<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShallowLoveInterest Shallow Love Interest]: Rosechu. She pretty much only exists to show that Sonichu is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday STRAIGHT].<br /> ** Ivy O'Neil in the comics can be considered this too. She's told by God and Jesus that her true love is to be Chris himself once he escapes from the mirror, and she accepts this without question or protest. She's pretty much not characterised at all, either.<br /> ** In fact, every single female character is this. Chris really doesn't care about anyone except himself, to he makes all the male characters either heroic clones of himself or [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CardCarryingVillain one-dimensional villains], and he makes all the female characters into sex objects so passive they'd make [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Twilight Bella Swan] look like [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheFaerieQueene Britomart].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShillingTheWesley Shilling The Wesley]: Chris in the comic. His hedgehogs have nothing but praise for him.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShockAndAwe Shock And Awe]: Sonichu, like most Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, is ostensibly a lightning user.<br /> ** Oddly, even though most of the characters are described as &quot;Electric Hedgehog Pokémon,&quot; Sonichu is the only one who uses electric powers with any kind of regularity, because they either have secondary typing that they focus on (the Chaotic Combo) or aren't Electric-type at all. (Jamsta, Lolisa and Simonla). [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeLogic It still doesn't explain why the pure Normal-type Jamsta and Lolisa or the Ground/Bug-type Simonla are still classified as ''Electric'' Hedgehog Pokemon.]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShoutOut Shout Out]: There are several intended shoutouts throughout the series, but they all come off as (or, using the eponymous character as a hint, ''are'') [[:Category:Things_Chris_has_ripped_off|ripoffs]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShowDontTell Show, Don't Tell]: Completely inverted. Massive walls of text explain everything that's happening, characters will discuss things that any other writer would leave offscreen (i.e. an entire page dedicated to ''a character getting a soda,'' with a conversation about getting the change for the soda machine; or Chris and his clone Sammy discussing the difference between their medallions), and as pointed out above, has entire action scenes skipped over in favor of the characters just ''talking'' about what happened. It basically boils down to him thinking everyone is as thick-headed as he is, and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ViewersAreMorons thus everything has to be thoroughly explained.]<br /> ** This also applies to the personalities of his characters. Yes, they do have personalities. Yes, you do need to take a deeper look. No, they never, ever display this. And even then he doesn't follow that, expecting the reader to understand that a character isn't really like that and it's just an example of his &quot;Random Access Humor.&quot; And most ironically, the one character who has this as a ''trait'', Punchy Sonichu, never shows this.<br /> ** And how does Chris himself justify this? By saying that explaining things in text takes much less time and effort, letting him put out more pages faster and saving on his markers.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SickeninglySweethearts Sickeningly Sweethearts]: Sonichu and Rosechu. To a lesser extent, the other couples count too.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SissyVillain Sissy Villain]: Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc. Because he's gay, after all.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoBadItsHorrible So Bad It's Horrible]: ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/MyImmortal My Immortal]'' has a sort of grandeur to it, since it has been ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StealthParody possibly]) carefully constructed to be as terrible as possible. ''This'' is no parody. This is a man's life - his failures, his neuroses, his fantasies, his warped worldview, proudly displayed for the world on paper and pixels. Reading ''Sonichu'' and learning about its author is nothing less than a descent into someone's personal hell, made all the more terrible for the fact that the author intends for the experience to ''entertain'' people. That they would ''purchase'' it. There is no joy, no fun in CWCville - there is only layer upon layer of ''horror''.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SpeciesSurname Species Surname]: Most Sonichus and Rosechus.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SpotlightStealingSquad Spotlight Stealing Squad]: The comic eventually centers mostly on Chris and his troubles, at least until he gets [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PutOnABus Put On A Bus].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick Squick]: &quot;Highlights&quot; of Issue #8 include detailed descriptions on how Sonichu sex works, the aforementioned Rosechu &quot;photoshoot&quot;, and resident [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AntiHero anti-hero] Black Sonichu unwittingly having sex with a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DroppedABridgetOnHim hermaphrodite Rosechu]. Other issues include &quot;face rape&quot; and cameltoe crotchshots.<br /> ** One of the big sources of the squickiness comes from the fact that this ''looks'' like a kid-drawn comic - badly drawn figures, general lack of details - but then you notice that there are ''disturbing little details'' in the comic that the ''did'' manage to include. Sometimes you can't even notice them the first time you read the comic. As in &quot;Oh my God...he's...he drew...that's a bloody ''codpiece'', that's what it is.&quot;<br /> ** Even more bonus [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick squick] points for the Rosechu photoshoot being traced from porn... &lt;font color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;including [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Meg Griffin] and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Transformers Transformers] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PerverseSexualLust porn].&lt;/font&gt;<br /> ** In issue 11, one of the baby Rosechus is playing the Virgin Mary in a school play, she says &quot;I'm the Virgin Mary, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.&quot;&lt;sup&gt;* This line is quoted verbatim from ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Family Guy]''.&lt;/sup&gt;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StayInTheKitchen Stay In The Kitchen]: Rosechu, strictly speaking, should be at least ''as'' powerful as Sonichu (in fact, she should actually be ''more'' powerful since she evolved from a Raichu), but her life revolves around shopping (and spending too much money when she does it), giving gifts to Sonichu, and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DistressedDamsel getting kidnapped]. [[Sonichu Game Talk|This is even her entire storyline in Chris's hypothetical ''Sonichu'' game]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StrangledByTheRedString Strangled By The Red String]: Every single couple.<br /> ** Punchy is hinted to have a crush on Angelica. Then he ends up with &lt;font color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;Layla Flaaffy&lt;/font&gt;.<br /> ** Bubbles is with &lt;strike&gt;Black Sonichu&lt;/strike&gt; &lt;strike&gt;Blachu&lt;/strike&gt; Blake. They hide their relationship for no clear reason.<br /> ** When Reldnahc &lt;font color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;is about to be cured of his homosexuality, there is talk of him getting back together with Kel. There is no mention of this in earlier chapters.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> *** Reportedly, Chris has tried this in real life. Seriously, he walked around the mall trailing a piece of [[red string]] with a construction paper heart, in the hope that he could &quot;catch&quot; a girlfriend with it, like with a fishing rod. That's fucked up.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StrawmanHasAPoint Strawman Has A Point]: Sean's drug induced rant.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StuffedIntoTheFridge Stuffed Into The Fridge]: In Issue 9, PandaHalo was burned alive and Ivy was strangled by elevator wire.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StylisticSuck Stylistic Suck]: Chris' imitation of Alec's art style in Issue 10, which he considers &quot;badly drawn&quot; and significantly inferior to his Hand-Drawn True and Original artwork. Chris trying to draw badly ''deliberately'' is a sight to behold, considering his standards. It should also be considered that in imitating Alec's interpretation of the cast of ''Sonichu'', themselves ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic The Hedgehog]'' recolors, Chris essentially created a copy of a copy of a copy.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SuperEmpowering Super Empowering]: Chris can give people, like his dog, superpowers.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SureWhyNot Sure Why Not]: Chris's adaptation of the [[Sonichu Fan Promo|Sonichu Fan Promo series]] in Issue 9, one of the few troll-created fanworks that Chris has actually approved (with minor alterations). He didn't realize it was designed to mock him.<br /> ** The disparity of naming the Sonichu species after the eponymous hero despite it being canon that he was not the oldest living member of said species was quickly pointed out. When a 'fan' asked Chris if this was because same characters had lived in isolation from anyone qualified to classify them, Chris quickly latched onto this solution.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SurferDude Surfer Dude]: Jamsta Sonichu is ''supposed'' to fill this role (see note on [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TotallyRadical Totally Radical] below). Comes off as a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DumbassDJ Dumbass DJ] instead.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute Suspiciously Similar Substitute]: Chris was forced to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DroppedABridgeOnHim kill off] the character [[Simonla]] (NSFW). He immediately has her replaced by her daughter Sandy who is the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GenerationXerox exact same character] with some minor athstetic differences. She immediately gets revenge on the ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll person responsible]'' for her mother's death while saying &quot;At least I will not have this issue to deal with in my teen years...&quot; ensuring [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AngstWhatAngst she won't have any angst to define her as a character].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeThat Take That]: Chris inserts people he doesn't like (Mary Lee Walsh, &quot;Jerkops&quot;, Jason Kendrick Howell, &quot;Clyde Cash&quot;, etc.) into the comic so that he can beat up on them. Ironically, the villains end up being the only characters who are [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RootingForTheEmpire likable] (given this comic, that's not saying much). Also, this could be considered a reversed trope, mostly because the people which Chris presents as villains tend to mock Chris' pathetic attempts at &quot;revenge&quot; (Like Jason) or simply ignore it (Like Wes Iseli).<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeThatUs Take That Us]: An unintentional one happens during Sean's stoned rant.<br /> ** &quot;Uh..Yeah, we fee-our lost patience wit Chris-Chum; he makes bum promises of constant updurts on his web-be-vurse of quack-e-pedia, and he is lazy.&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TalkingToHimself Talking To Himself]: In [[Official Videobooks|Christian's &quot;official&quot; Sonichu audiobooks]] and [[A Sonichu Day|&quot;A Sonichu Day&quot; video]] all characters are voiced (horribly) by Chris.<br /> ** And thanks to the Actor Rule, Jason, king of trolls, is Chris. Chris is his greatest troll.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TastesLikeDiabetes Tastes Like Diabetes]: The Sonees and Roseys, Sonichu's and Rosechu's children especially. In fact, their &quot;cuteness&quot; is ''so'' annoying that they're probably the most hated out of all of Chris's creations, which is saying a ''lot''!<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThirtySuePileup Thirty Sue Pileup]: Christian Weston Chandler ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar], also a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodModeSue God Mode Sue]&lt;sup&gt;* With the power stored in his &lt;strike&gt;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Retcon Medallion]&lt;/strike&gt; High School Ring, he can become Chris-Chan Sonichu, a very powerful entity who has a singular weak spot, which has been targeted a grand total of twice, and can defeat most of Chris's enemies with only a little effort. Even without his Sonichu form, he has [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ComboPlatterPowers Combo Platter Powers] out the woz. He can use [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllYourPowersCombined all other Sonichu powers], magic spells, ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YuGiOh Yu-Gi-Oh]!'' cards turned real, and psychic powers. He's even got an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Transformers Autobot] for a car. Even before the comic began, Chris was a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MightyMorphinPowerRangers frigging Power Ranger]. He's so powerful that he essentially negates the point of the title character even existing. Chris appeared to realize this after his &quot;fans&quot; informed him of this, and comic book Chris eventually left the story, with the promise that he'd give Sonichu back the spotlight. Needless to say, Chris broke his promise and his character not only returned, but also was made ''even more powerful''.&lt;/sup&gt;), Sonichu (an idealized Christian Weston Chandler, also a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CopyCatSue Copy Cat Sue]), Rosechu (an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAppeal Author Appeal] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MarySue Mary Sye]), Reginald Sneasel (a backup Sue for Chris while he's in the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PutOnABus time void]), but especially, ''especially'', Chris-Chan Sonichu (a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodModeSue God Mode Sue]/[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CopyCatSue Copy Cat Sue]), as well as...<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PuritySue Purity Sue]: Rosechu, Sailor Megtune, Christian Weston Chandler.<br /> *** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VillainSue Villain Sue]: From the troll perspective, Christian Weston Chandler.<br /> ** Apparently Chris concluded that his Author Avatar, despite being God Mode Sue, isn't overpowered enough, so in ''Sonichu 10'' he turned him into [[Collosal Chan|Collosal Chris Chan]] [sic]. So that would be... [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoreThanInfinite More Than Infinite] God Mode Sue?<br /> ** Fun fact: A comment on this very page was the original inspiration for [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThirtySuePileup Thirty Sue Pileup].<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlackHoleSue Black Hole Sue]: Chris again.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TotallyRadical Totally Radical]: The characters' use of slang is rather outdated for a comic that's supposed to take place in the noughties, and Chris seems to obtain most of his music knowledge from ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GuitarHero Guitar Hero]''. Would someone who was up on all his youth culture terminology name a character &quot;Jamsta Sonichu&quot;?<br /> ** Let's also not forget the &quot;zap to the extreme&quot; line, quoted on this very page.<br /> *** A line judging from when the comic started and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TotallyRadical Totally Radical] parody character Johnny Extreme was at his extremest, was stolen directly from ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/X-Play X-Play]''.<br /> ** And has anyone ''ever'' referred to sex as &quot;we did the do?&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TransformationTrinket Transformation Trinket]: The Sonichu Medallion allows Chris to transform into his super-powered fursona. Until the real-life medallion was destroyed by trolls. Then Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Retcon retconned] that it was actually his high school ring that gave him his powers, thus creating a new [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MacGuffin MacGuffin] for his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hatedom hatedom].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Tsundere Tsundere]: Subverted. Chris ''thinks'' that Bubbles Rosechu is one of these, but really she's as two dimensional as Liquid's medal.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UltimateEvil Ultimate Evil]: Count Graduon, the embodiment of Chris's humiliation at his high school ''gradu''ati''on''.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnfortunateImplications Unfortunate Implications]: Chris's attitude towards black people seems a bit un-PC. He's also a raging homophobe, but there's nothing implicit about that.<br /> ** To say nothing of the fact that the Jerkops are all hypnotized &quot;slow-minded/mentally handicapped adults&quot; as mentioned in Sub-Episode 6.<br /> ** As mentioned elsewhere, his female characters are a collection of chauvinistic stereotypes who only exist for male masturbatory pleasure.<br /> ** In a video, he dressed in a Native American costume and enacted every stereotype while saying he was gonna get the trolls.<br /> ** His &quot;Ancient leader of the Cherokian clan&quot; looks more like an Ancient Roman than a Cherokee.<br /> ** In a blog post he said the people with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AspergerSyndrome Asperger Syndrome] could &quot;fake it&quot; that they &quot;SHUN&quot; austictic people by being better &quot;Communicatevly and socially&quot; than them, and that &quot;VICTORY OVER AUTISM BELONGS ONLY TO US TRUE AUTISTIC PEOPLE&quot; (He wrote it in all caps as if it were a motto).<br /> ** The gay vaccine.<br /> *** Even more damning, when asked about Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church, he said he shares views with him.<br /> ** Chris's &quot;future wife&quot; in the comics Lovely Weather asked Chris to have sex with her. Thinking that she was Future!Chris. It seems as if he thinks it's okay to have sex with someone under false pretenses.<br /> ** &quot;I am the Great Director Chandler!&quot; regarding how he is free to do whatever he wants to anything Sonichu related. Great Director Chandler of The True and Honest Lovers' City of CWCville, hum?<br /> ** There's also his &quot;[[:File:331-Girlcoupon.jpg|Girl Coupon]]&quot;.<br /> ** His thoughts on [[Friend zone|being just friends with heterosexual women]]. He actually believes that it's just an excuse ''for a woman'' to withold sex ''from a man''. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllMenArePerverts Apparently it's never the other way around.]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnsoundEffect Unsound Effect]: *teleports in* No doubt there are many others. They're all mostly based on Pokemon moves since 99% of the characters are Pokemon.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnstoppableRage Unstoppable Rage]: When Jason Kendrick Howell throws a pickle at Rosechu, she snaps, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick strips naked, and claws the shit out of his head while face-raping him.]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnusualEuphemism Unusual Euphemism]: &quot;China&quot; and &quot;Duck&quot;, [[CWC-isms|among others]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VanityLicensePlate Vanity License Plate]: Chris has one that reads &quot;Sonichu&quot; on &lt;strike&gt;his&lt;/strike&gt; his mother's car ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ICallItVera affectionately nicknamed 'Son-Chu']), both in real life and in the comic. Of course, the real-life version is just your average '94 Ford Escort, while the comic version is a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Transformers Transformer]...<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ViewersAreMorons Viewers Are Morons]: Unsurprising, as Chris thinks his IQ is around 300, thus he feels the need to talk down to people who impersonate doctors, Nintendo Executives, and famous artists/inventors.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VillainDecay Villain Decay]: Blake goes from being a Shadow ripoff to a generic Stu ''in the middle of an episode''. Then, he hooks up with Bubbles and becomes a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SatelliteCharacter Satellite Character] to a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SatelliteCharacter Satellite Character] before being almost entirely written out.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger WallBanger]: The series is infamous for so many of these moments. Perhaps the greatest one is ''Dating Education''... yes, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheMoralSubstitute like sex ed], but with ''dating'' instead of sex, and the textbook ''is a book written by a 9-year-old.''<br /> ** If viewers hadn't put their heads through the wall after the idea alone, Chris even included a Dating Education ''test'' into the comic for viewers to take and email to him to be scored. Let's run through this again: the author has had no luck with personal relationships, and wishes that a class was offered on the subject. There isn't. So ''he'' comes up with a curriculum and test ''on a subject he admits he's clueless about''. The only way this makes logical sense is if you assume he's being devious and wants to mine his readers' test responses for ideas.<br /> ** ''Loosely'' based on a book written by a 9 year old (aimed for other 9 year olds), Chris change parts he didn't agree on, so that means ''A NINE YEAR OLD KNOWS MORE ABOUT DATING THAN CHRIS!!''<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallOfText Wall Of Text]: Either the characters do lengthy explanations of what they're going to do, or offer lengthy rants after their non-victory.<br /> ** Seriously, [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_93 just try] [[:File:SchuComic10P09.jpg|and read]] [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_36 any of this].<br /> ** He actually [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Lampshaded lampshaded] this [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_66 in Issue 10]. Will he stop with the walls of text? Probably not.<br /> ** Chris's official explanation for his blatant textwalling is that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShowDontTell it's much faster, easier and more cost-effective to just have the characters say what's happened instead of actually drawing it], considering he adds the text in the speech bubbles digitally.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhamEpisode Wham Episode]: The end of issue 10 is one of the most shocking twists in the comic... ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger for]'' ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DethroningMomentOfSuck all]'' ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralEventHorizon the]'' ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids wrong]'' ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EpicFail reasons]''.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids What Do You Mean, It's For Kids?]: Chris has claimed several times that the comic is for kids (he's said that it'd be rated [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MediaClassifications TV-Y7]), despite the sex and all the other things no sane parent would allow their child to see.<br /> ** He uses the 'They'll see it eventually and it's a natural part of life' argument when called on it.<br /> ** And when someone called him out on that, he blamed the FCC for &quot;slipping on their ratings.&quot;<br /> *** He holds his comic as being morally superior to ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Asperchu]'' because he would be willing to censor the gratuitous sex scenes with various fruits over the genitals, and he already censors the swearing. Not exactly very effective. Meanwhile, not only does ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Asperchu]'' not even claim to be for kids, Alec can more easily censor his own works, because bleeping offensive words is easy, because the pornographic activities in his comic are background scenes and not relevant to the plot, and because his comics are drawn on a computer, so if Alex uses layers, he can easily remove them.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatDoYouMeanItsNotForKids What Do You Mean, It's Not For Kids?]: For a supposed kids' comic, it has a lot of sex in issue #8. These scenes were later taken out of the comic proper after a troll posing as [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShigeruMiyamoto Shigeru Miyamoto] tricked him into doing so, but on the last place Chris hosted the comic they could still be seen on a secret section of the website.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatHappenedToTheMouse What Happened To The Mouse?]: Crystal? Metal Sonichu? Oh, yeah. ''Those'' characters. The former gets freed from the mirror as Chris hastily tries to tie up all the loose ends.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WeaksauceWeakness Weaksauce Weakness]: Anything remotely phallic (in CWC's view, anyway) besides his own &quot;duck&quot; makes Sonichu whimper, whine, and gag. Even pickles on a burger. (The real life Chris seems to share this weakness, as he seems unable to even say the word &quot;dick&quot; without grimacing in disgust.)<br /> ** On another note, touching the white mark on Chris-chan Sonichu's chest will make him revert to human form. This, however, has been used a grand total of ''two'' times, and he is always able to change back without problems, and has God-Sue powers in either form, makes you wonder why he bothers changing anyways.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWesley The Wesley]: Let's just say all the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DesignatedHero &quot;heroes&quot;] (especially [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeroicSociopath Chandler]) and leave it at that...<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WishFulfillment Wish Fulfillment]: While all the issues have contained some this, issue #10 is, despite being unfinished, by far the heaviest and by far the worst in this category. It has Chris losing his virginity to his future wife, creating his perfect world by brutally killing and injuring his Internet-based enemies and taking down their websites forever and performing a complete eradication of homosexuality and asexuality, and finally: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Making out] with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PerverseSexualLust Meg Griffin from Family Guy].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWikiRule The Wiki Rule]: [[Main Page|CWCki]] is a wiki dedicated solely to listing every single mishap and flaw of Christian Weston Chandler, whereas [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia CWCipedia] is Chris's own wiki, which he also uses to host his comic. The CWCki also [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TVTropesInOtherWikis links back to this page] as a brief catalogue of everything that's wrong about Sonichu.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WouldntHitAGirl Wouldn't Hit A Girl]: Averted. Christian's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] has no qualms about beating up &lt;strike&gt;Mary Lee Walsh&lt;/strike&gt; Slaweel Ryam.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WritersCannotDoMaths Writers Cannot Do Maths]: CWCVille's currency is split up into C-Quarters, W-Quarters, and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment C-Quarters.] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CriticalResearchFailure 10 C-Quarters] make up 1 W-Quarter, and 10 W-Quarters make up 10 C-Quarters. Yes, they'd look different, but how does this not look confusing on paper?<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WriterOnBoard Writer On Board]: Although it's hard to tell what the personalities of most of the good guys are, since they [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FlatCharacter don't really have one], it's awfully strange that they all have the same opinions on sex, homosexuality, and religion that Chris has, and do not mind sharing them when Chris is unable to.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WriteWhoYouKnow Write Who You Know]: The author writes both [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLife Real Life] friends (mostly his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll so-called &quot;Sweethearts&quot;]) and enemies into the story.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WritingAroundTrademarks Writing Around Trademarks]: The reason why ''Sonichu'' exists in the first place: For well over a decade, Chris has been under the assumption that because his teacher approved the idea of using a mishmash of Sonic and Pikachu instead of the actual characters, Sonichu is perfectly legal... as a 'parody' of the two characters if nothing else. Of course, Chris has no idea what a 'parody' actually entails, and uses the term as a cheap get-out-of-jail-free card to prove that (he thinks) he's not infringing copyright.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WordSaladHumor Word Salad Humor]: Known as Random-Access Humor.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/XanatosRoulette Xanatos Roulette]: The Asperpedia Four's plan to kill &lt;strike&gt;Simonchu&lt;/strike&gt; Simonla Rosechu apparently hinges on Simonla going to the toilet in a cinema after the movie is over, going to one particular stall, not having anyone go to the toilet before her and not noticing a Voltorb (a large red and white orb with eyes) poorly hidden behind the toilet.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Yangire Yangire]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GenerationXerox Sandy Rosechu] hears about Evan killing her her mother, Simonla, a few minutes after being born. In Simonla's trial, Evan is sentenced to being bludgeoned to death by Sandy, who at the time is only a few weeks old. [[:File:SandyKiller.JPG|Here's an artist's depiction.]]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YearInsideHourOutside Year Inside Hour Outside]: Chris spent nine months trapped in the Time Void, but to him it felt closer to just one month.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailLawForever You Fail Law Forever]: As Dethchemist points out, the trial of the Asperchu crew involves numerous violations of Virgina state and American federal law, and the executions are done in manners that grossly violate laws against torture and cruel and unusual punishment. In fact, everything about being tortured to death by a third-grader Pokemon-thing as her father stands by encouraging her is cruel and unusual.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailPharmacologyForever You Fail Pharmacology Forever]: In Sonichu's world, an anti-homosexuality vaccine was created using CWC's &quot;pure&quot; blood. Uh, Chris, vaccines are created using blood already infected with the disease you're trying to cure.<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IfYouKnowWhatIMean Possibly subverted.]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailReligiousStudiesForever You Fail Religious Studies Forever]: He uses &quot;Do angels have names?&quot; as a pick up line. There are hundreds of names for angels, not in the least Michael, Gabriel, and Raphael, which are still common today.<br /> ** It comes from him failing at the common pick up line &quot;Do angels '''like you''' have names?&quot;, which he admits to have picked up from a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DatingSim Dating Sim] called ''Sprung''.<br /> ** Another example is his complete ignorance of any religion other than mainline Protestant Christianity. He mentions Buddhists celebrating Christmas in their &quot;Buddhist churches.&quot; Also, there's one character, Angelica Rosechu, who was raised in a convent by nuns and is supposedly Catholic, but she seems to express all the same theological opinions that Chris does and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InformedAbility has never actually demonstrated anything that indicates she's Catholic.] She pushed the button to fry Alec on the electric chair, clearly defying the Catholic Church's stance against capital punishment, nor does she seem to share the Church's stance on masturbation. The church she goes to is called the &quot;Samuel Memorial United Christian Church,&quot; which is just about the least Catholic-sounding name you could possibly come up with.<br /> ** While he grasps some concept of the Christian concept of God, he apparently doesn't understand the doctrine of the Trinity. He mentions &quot;God and Jesus&quot; as if they were separate deities instead of different aspects of the same one, and the Holy Spirit never gets a mention, probably because it's too complex a concept to grasp. His Jesus is also [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TotallyRadical Totally Radical].<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DragonBallZ Curse-yehameha!] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatAnIdiot Yes, he has really yelled the name of a certain king of Hawaii in public.]<br /> ** His obsession with the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleOfThree Third Date] is in direct violation of the whole no premarital sex rule of Christianity. As [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWikiRule the CWCki] points out, he repeatedly breaks all Ten Commandments &amp; Seven Deadly Sins (if his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DaydreamBeliever Daydream Believer] statements are to be believed, yes, this also includes [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThouShaltNotKill murder]). He practices witchcraft (with no results, of course), meaning that there's a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheBible Biblical] mandate for his death.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YourMileageMayVary Your Mileage May Vary]: Many say this is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoBadItsGood So Bad It's Good] due to the sheer patheticness. Others find it [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoBadItsHorrible unbearable to read]. You've been warned.<br /> |}<br /> ----<br /> <br /> But the ''Sonichu'' phenomenon cannot be contained by the comic itself. Because Christian Weston Chandler's life is inextricably intertwined with the stories he writes and his interactions with his &quot;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hatedom fanbase]&quot;, just as many tropes can be applied to his not-so-private life as to his comic. ''Sonichu'' has also inspired a unique type of FanFic, the &quot;trollfic&quot; (not to be confused with a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TrollFic Troll Fic]), a normal fanfic with the characters' [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CharacterAlignment moral alignments] usually flipped. Meanwhile the blogcasts and chat channels the author uses to communicate with people can be more interesting than the actual comic, and offer profound insights into the mind of Mr. Chandler.<br /> ----<br /> {|class=&quot;prettytable collapsible collapsed&quot;<br /> !Tropes found in trolling, trollfics, and RealLife: A-H<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AGodAmI A God Am I]: Chris really thinks he can curse people in real life. ''He really thinks he has supernatural powers.''<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AcceptableTargets Acceptable Targets] - There is a [[White_knight#Reasons_against_white_knighting|list of reasons]] on CWCki to advise against White Knighting for Chris - for starters, he's homophobic, sexist, refuses to get counseling for autism, and, as a ''major'' selling point for trolls, he always gets over getting trolled, or is oblivious to his mocking.<br /> ** Hell, Chris counts as an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AcceptableTarget Acceptable Target] here at TV tropes, too. Any other article this overwhelmingly negative and insulting in tone probably would've gotten purged a long time ago.<br /> ** In an inversion, the only hard and fast rules about trolling Chris are that Megan is left out of it, and that &quot;The Wallflower&quot;'s true identity should not be revealed. It's known that Megan is still spooked by what went on and &quot;The Wallflower&quot; requested that her name and personal details be removed.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheAce The Ace]: No, not Chris at all but you! Compare Chris to your life and you may suddenly feel ten times more competent and awe-inspiring. Having a job or getting a date alone is enough to dwarf Chris' successes. Way to go!<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdaptationDistillation Adaptation Distillation]: Vivian Gee's [http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=4EAA2A54AFDDFBE1 audiobooks] are infinitely better than the actual comics. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bizxbwMqHfQ Chris's] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMk6TCPG3nA own] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axK8mpHgMVA audiobooks?] ...Not so much.<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Angrish Angrish]: Vivian's commentary occasionally lapses into this as a result of the subject matter. &quot;WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTlfkdsrtbdfgnvetndgnd&quot;<br /> *** &quot;God damn just...look...at...eversfkljdfvd&quot;<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CatchPhrase Catch Phrase]: From Vivian's commentary, &quot;Look at that ____, god damn!&quot; &quot;oh god that face!&quot; &quot;HONOR ROLL MY ASS.&quot;<br /> *** For Chris: &quot;*SIGH* Hm, well that's your opinion that I have any catch phasses.&quot; (He says those about ten times each phone conversation).<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMusicOfAwesome Crowning Music Of Awesome]: To make up for the lack of fun in the comics, Vivian amuses herself through her selections for the background music. Transformation sequences (even for males) are accompanied by the ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' theme, infiltrations are set to pieces from ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]'', Darkbind Sonichu's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Leitmotif leitmotif] is apparently &quot;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChronoTrigger Frog's Theme]&quot;, &quot;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Music/TomJones Sex Bomb]&quot; plays whenever [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnusualEuphemism hanky-panky] is implied, and &quot;[[Power Rangers|Go Go PowerRangers]]&quot; plays whenever the Chaotic Combo is fully assembled. There's also fun [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoundtrackDissonance soundtrack dissonance], such as the Spring Break episode opening with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OminousPipeOrgan The Day of Lavos].<br /> ** Not to mention a large amount consists of ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Kirby Kirby]'' music.<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheDanza The Danza]: The real Jason Kendrick Howell voicing ''Sonichu''!Jason Kendrick Howell in his audiobook episode.<br /> *** And later troll legends [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiVwrryuy70 Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus joined him].<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LemonyNarrator Lemony Narrator]: Dethchemist, the dulcet-toned narrator. Usually he just does a good job reading the dialogue, but when he does describe the action, he can be slyly snarky.<br /> *** &quot;...Wild replies, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MaleGaze staring directly at her chest].&quot;<br /> *** A character produces a handful of change from nowhere: &quot;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AssShove reaching deep into his anus]...&quot;<br /> *** &quot;...his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RougeAnglesOfSatin Thun] attack.&quot;<br /> *** &quot;...an utterly emasculated Bionic...&quot;<br /> *** &quot;'[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hermaphrodite I am full of surprises],' she says, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DontExplainTheJoke possibly referring to the male genitalia nestled within her body].&quot;<br /> *** &quot;'I feel as silly as the time that I temporarily gained weight, became stupid, and went to watch television at [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FilmationsGhostbusters Ghost Command].' ...as he gets up to use the bathroom, we see that Chris is indeed fat and stupid.&quot;<br /> *** &quot;'Ohh...,' he thinks as he sees her bent over the dryer with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PantyShot a clear view of her underwear]. Overcome with lust, he begins to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ADateWithRosiePalms masturbate furiously].&quot;<br /> *** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NightmareFuel &quot;His erect manhood is enormous, twisted and bent, like a crooked tree emerging from a forest of pubic hair.&quot;]<br /> *** (After hearing about Chris raping his wife) &quot;Listening intently, Wild and Magi-Chan struggle to conceal their disgust.&quot;<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MSTing MSTing]: Vivian's audiobook presentations of the comics are littered with snarky commentary, which does a lot to make them bearable.<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OneOfUs One Of Us]: Vivian noted that &quot;also i laughed at me/dethchemist on tvtropes thanks guys!!111&quot; in episode 21 of the annotated series.<br /> *** &quot;also, god damn you fucking tvtropes people are fast&quot;<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Tsundere Tsundere] / [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FrenchJerk French Jerk]: Vivian has shades of this; she seems to appreciate having an audience, yet she realizes that this forces her to suffer through the comics. &quot;Thanks for watching you fucking whores!&quot;<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatTheHellHero What The Hell Hero]: If we take the narrator as someone in the story, then Dethchemist's repeated disgusted comments about Chris and the others' disproportionate brutality toward innocent and jerkish people. The narrator is especially disgusted with Wild over encouraging his daughter to brutally torture Evan.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdultChild Adult Child]: Chris-chan himself, obviously, considering his tendency to scream at [[trolls]] over the internet, his apparent belief that one troll would have his soul haunted by the spirit of his dead dog, and his constant [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IneffectualDeathThreats empty threats].<br /> ** He also admits to still play with his toys at least for an hour, every day.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdOfWin Ad Of Win]: Trolls buy advertising space on the [[CWCipedia]], where they put up banners for gay dating, gay rights, Asperger's, Asperchu, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and pickles] &lt;sup&gt;* This is not a joke; Chris hates pickles because they [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudWasRight remind him of wangs]&lt;/sup&gt;, all to aggravate the generally intolerant, particularly homophobic Chris. The Gay ads on this website are also LOL-worthy. There have also been ads for background checks and a website to report suspicious activities to.<br /> ** Don't forget the &quot;Adopt Christian Chandler&quot; ads that linked to mental institutions and mad houses.<br /> ** Or the advertisement for Asperchu's latest issue, which shows &lt;font color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;Sonichu shooting &lt;s&gt;Chris&lt;/s&gt; Ian's knee with a sniper rifle.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> ** Or the other reecent ones which involve Chris hung up and with limbs cut off while Sonichu stands in front talking, referencing the way Chris decided to kill off certain characters to stroke his ego.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AesopAmnesia Aesop Amnesia]: On 21 March 2010, after his activities on the Internet resulted in his most recent &quot;sweetheart&quot; cutting off contact with him and trolls vandalizing [[CWCipedia]], [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|Christian posted a video]] in which he announced that he's leaving the Internet, claimed that he learned a lot from his encounters with trolls, stated that he doesn't need the Internet and that he's going to &quot;enjoy real life, go out and socialize!&quot; ''Less than two days later'', [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|he returned to the Internet to whine about The Cleveland Show]], and since then he posted several new YouTube videos... [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RunningGag including two or three in which he announced that this time he's leaving the Internet for real, only to make a new video a few days later].<br /> ** Chris attempted to vandalize his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page by removing facts and opinions about himself he didn't like, adding the praise of himself and uploading pornographic drawings. This only made trolls troll him more. What did Chris learn from this experience? Literally nothing - [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|he later attempted to vandalize CWCki]] by removing facts and opinions about himself he didn't like, adding the praise of himself and making his drawing of himself having sex with three women the Picture of the Now.<br /> ** And let's just say that despite the fact that revealing his or other people's personal information repeatedly brought troubles upon Chris - something even Chris himself acknowledged in the video from 21 March (&quot;I have put too much of my personal life online to be ridiculed so much&quot;) - [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia_page)|he didn't learn to stop doing that]].<br /> *** The list from the linked article proves that most of Christian's &quot;sweethearts&quot; and &quot;gal-pals&quot; were just girls who went to the same schools he did and who most likely hanged out with him out of pity or because teachers asked them to; anyway, apparently it wasn't too important to them to keep in touch with Chris after graduation, as he lost contact with them long time ago. &quot;Sweethearts&quot; he met after his graduation either were trolls ([[Blanca Weiss]], &lt;s&gt;[[BlueSpike]]&lt;/s&gt; Julie), eventually dumped Chris and married other men ([[PandaHalo]], [[Kacey]]) or weren't trolls but wanted to be just friends with Chris and eventually cut off contact with him upon realizing that he's a creepy, deranged jerkass ([[Megan]], &quot;[[The Wallflower]]&quot;). Did a history of such &quot;relationships&quot; made Chris rethink his opinion that he's a handsome and charming women magnet? Needless to say, [[Gal-Pals_and_Past_Sweethearts_(CWCipedia_page)#How_Do_I_Get_and_Know_So_Many_Women.3F|it didn't]]. <br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AirGuitar Air Guitar]: Chris doesn't know how to play guitar. He is apparently decent at ''[[Guitar Hero]]'', though, so he'll sometimes pretend to strum along to songs on his guitar. The problem? So far, aside from a song he played on Guitar Hero, ''none of the songs have had a guitar.'' There is something [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfFunny unfathomably hilarious] about Chris clicking a game controller in pretend-tune to horns and synthesized piano.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllAnimalsAreDogs All Animals Are Dogs]: Judging by the fact that Chris [[More for the_crabs|couldn't wait to play with Ivy's hermit crabs]] and [[For My Sweetest Ivy|wanted to walk them]], he seems to believe that crabs behave just like dogs.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AlternativeCharacterInterpretation Alternate Character Interpretation]: Solid Chris is often called [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], taken from one of his account names, and is portrayed by others as a stupid loser troll who tries to steal Liquid Chris's fame and take over his franchise, ruining his name in the process. [[Liquid Chris]], though obviously the true impostor, is jokingly refereed to as the real Chris, because his videos and songs are much better than Solid Chris's, and because it pisses off Solid. Notably, Liquid Chris has true fans and a good amount of subscribers and friends on Youtube, and a Girlfriend, Kacey, while Solid's fanbase is just a bunch of trolls.<br /> ** Also, there's a persistent school of thought that says he must simply be one of the most elaborate, dedicated internet trolls ever, going so far as to get his father in on the gag. This may persist simply as a sheltering hope that no one could be ''that''... whatever he is.<br /> *** Megan has one too as detailed here &lt;strike&gt;[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/41019.html]&lt;/strike&gt; links broken anyway according to a guy who used to work at the game place meagan was a manuplative psycho and chris was the victim <br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndYourLittleDogToo And Your Little Dog Too]: Why does so much trolling revolve around hacking Chris's PSN accounts? Easy...he's made it pretty obvious that his PS3 is the only thing in the world he loves. That, and Chris '''really''' sucks at password security.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Angrish Angrish]: &quot;I NAME IS NOT [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThisIsSPARTA IAN! BRANDON! SOMETHING!]&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AnimatedAdaptation Animated Adaption]: ''[[Fan:Sonichu: The Animated Series|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]''.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AntiRoleModel Anti Role Model]: For people with [[Asperger Syndrome]] or [[Autism]], Chris Chan is pretty much this, their [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Comicbook/Superman Bizzaro], their [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaptainAmerica Red Skull]. The complete negative embodiment of the Autistic Spectrum brought to life. Go onto any AS forum and ask about him and they will either refuse to talk about him or will spew off exactly why they hate him, then the thread will be locked quickly as a result.<br /> ** Although he does inspire people to do better in life, simply by looking at what he does and then doing the exact oppositie to ensure you never end up like him.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AntiSue Anti Sue]: Chris IS this. He has ''zero'' positive traits: no standards to follow, no skills to admire, no mindset to enjoy, no life to behold, his body is a wreck, he has no real ambitions, and worst of all, he thinks that he's ''the complete opposite of this.'' It's like he's the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Exalted Ebon Dragon] to humanity; the antithesis to all we should strive for and the embodiment of all our flaws.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArchEnemy Arch Enemy]: [[Clyde Cash]], the most persistent of trolls, is probably the closest to being Christian's archnemesis. Chris himself appears to see Clyde that way, as he (rightfully or not) blames Clyde for all kinds of bad things that happened to him in recent years [[Don't Mess With Me|and occasionally threatens to murder him]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Arson Murder And Jaywalking]: &quot;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NightmareFuel That Is A NIGHTMARE to me], EVEN WORSE than the nightmare I had where I was in a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SmokeAndFireFactory factory] and I watched [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ConveyorBeltODoom PEOPLE lying on a conveyor belt] with their [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoSmoking mouths full of cigarettes], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KillItWithFire going through BURNING OVENS], coming out singed [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AvertedTrope (not] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IncendiaryExponent ON FIRE)], then [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DrowningMySorrows dunked into a huge tank of Alcohol] that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DisintegratorRay DISSOLVED THEM to DUST] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HollywoodAcid like ACID would do], and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeaderThanDead their remains would come out of the factory's smokestacks in puffs of smoke and ashes.] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfFunny And another detail, the Front of the factory is SKULL-SHAPED.&quot;]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArtifactOfDoom Artifact Of Doom]: [[Relics of Fail|The Relics of Fail]], a treasury of home-made... mementos.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asexuality Asexuality]: Chris-Chan has stated in a mailbag reply that he finds it to be disgusting...[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DidNotDoTheResearch even though it's one of the things that, if eliminated, would leave even less &quot;boyfriend-free girls&quot; for him.]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AttentionWhore Attention Whore]: Combine this with his ego and inability to tell when people are making fun of him, and there's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity No Such Thing As Bad Publicity] for Chris.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AwesomeMcCoolName Awesome McCool Name]: Inverted with Christian Weston Chandler, who, lives up to his pansy-ass sounding name by being a total, hissy-fit throwing wuss.<br /> ** Played straight with the trolls who get cool names like Clyde Cash and BlueSpike. Hell, even this obscure character from the children's cartoon [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RocketPower Rocket Power] has just [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TookALevelInBadass Took A Level In Badass] with his name, [[Surfshack Tito]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Badass Badass]: Kacey's father, hands down. Firstly, he's an ex-marine who served in the Gulf War. Secondly, after the 9/11 attacks, he was there to look for and to rescue survivors from the rubble. Third, he has a kickass voice. And finally, he was more than willing to give Chris a much needed [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ReasonYouSuckSpeech Reason You Suck Speech] that lasted for over two hours.<br /> ** Bob Chandler himself could qualify, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaughtWithYourPantsDown for walking in on Chris doing bad things] and giving him a horrible time about it (Bob Walks In), and also threatening to literally cut down his internet connection while interrupting a rage-filled demand. (THAT IS MY HOUSE) Let's not forget Alec, however, who also handed out entire [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ReasonYouSuckSpeech Reason You Suck Speeches] to Chris with a cool voice of his own, despite Chris's horrible excuses to get out of the conversations.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BadLiar Bad Liar]: [[List of Chris's Lies|Chris himself, repeatedly caught out lying]] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImplausibleDeniability and defending his lies after being called out on them].<br /> ** In an audio recording from 12 April 2010 [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|Chris stated he's got &quot;nothing bad against the Jews&quot;, only to use the word &quot;Jew&quot; as an insult a few minutes later]]. It's telling that Chris, who uploaded the recording on the internet leaving it unedited, apparently doesn't see the contradiction here.<br /> *** Anyone with even ''some'' knowledge of Chris [[Chris and hypocrisy|see this as no surprise at all]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor Be Careful What You Wish For]: Chris has managed to obtain the fame and attention many webcomic authors would kill for... at the cost of having absolutely no true fans, being trolled both online and in real life, and having a his every movement and flaw put on show for the world to see.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BerserkButton Berserk Button]: People &quot;stealing&quot; Sonichu is just about the only thing that makes Chris visibly angry. So naturally, that's what most of the best trolling revolves around.<br /> ** Chris ''really'' doesn't like homosexual men, and calling him gay often results in him [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday yelling that he is STRAIGHT]. Gay men using the body spray ''AXE'' also set him off, resulting in him writing a ''formal complaint'' to the company who manufacture it, and in the comic his future self has managed to create the ''cure'' for homosexuality.<br /> ** Chris also went completely ballistic several times when Liquid Chris managed to start getting trolls to call him Ian Brandon Anderson.<br /> ** Being called fat also makes Chris snap. He's actually not ''that'' heavy, but he's in intense denial that he's overweight at all.<br /> *** Actually, he has become fatter than ever, as he barely leaves his room anymore.<br /> ** Calling him [[naïve]] will also invoke his rage. It is also apparent that he has no idea what &quot;naïve&quot; means. He also likes to call other people that.<br /> ** Chris also will rage at the mere existence of his ED page, the memory of his high school graduation, and his expulsion from college.<br /> ** [[Bob Chandler|The Lumberjack]] may also have this quality.<br /> ** It is speculated that bringing up his dead dog or Megan could also provoke him.<br /> *** Indeed, judging by CAPS and overall lack of coherence in one of his mailbag replies, [[Mailbag_45#Mistakes.2C_errors.2C_and_ordeals| he doesn't like to be reminded about shecameforcwc.jpg picture]]. Though the person he was &lt;s&gt;raging at&lt;/s&gt; replying to also brought up [[Asperchu|another Berserk Button]]...<br /> ** Even the slightest mention of Asperger Syndrome seems to send Chris into a frenzy, partially because he believes that Asperger's sufferers are trying to get people to symphathize with them, thereby hogging the spotlight from &lt;s&gt;others who suffer from 'real' Autistic Spectrum disorders such as&lt;/s&gt; himself. That, and the name sounds a fair bit like &quot;ass burgers&quot;.<br /> ** The Asperchu, Asperger's and Liquid Chris issues seem to fall under one particular theme--someone stealing Chris' thunder or taking attention from him. Some of the videos he does related to Clyde Cash in particular almost seem playful or funny, but he's all business and blind rage when it comes to the idea that someone might be trying to draw attention from him.<br /> *** It seems to be more that he's afraid of losing the &quot;fans&quot; he believes he has or that he's afraid people will actually confuse Sonichu/him and Asperchu/&quot;Liquid,&quot; when the difference is actually pretty obvious to most people. Same deal with the &quot;I AM STRAIGHT&quot; business. He's afraid that people will actually think he's gay if trolls or anyone else accuse him of being so.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BetterThanCanon Better Than Canon]: The ''Asperchu'', ''Simonchu'', and ''[[Fan:Moon-Pals|Moon-Pals]]'' comics.<br /> ** Along with all the other [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanWork Fan Work]s, including this [http://lifefantasyx.deviantart.com/art/Sonichu-140419492 fanart].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible Beyond The Impossible]: Chris is the internet's favorite lol-cow for a reason: Every time you think the lulz have dried up, and Chris can't get any more pathetic and/or delusional, he goes and tops himself.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Bishonen Bishonen]: In real life, Liquid Chris is boyishly handsome, if a bit geeky-looking (though the costume probably has something to do with that), but he tends to get this treatment in fanart.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlahBlahBlah Blah Blah Blah]: Chris sometimes answers emails this way. A good example can be found [[Mailbag_32#Parodies|here]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BreakTheHaughty Break The Haughty]: One of the long term goals of the trolls with Chris; to finally break his pride and ego and cause him to realize what an utter failure he is. But Chris's wall of delusion is so impenetrable that it'd probably take the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WonderWoman Lasso of Truth] to get past them. But with trolls being trolls, they will happily do this for as long as Chris exists.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrutalHonesty BrutalHonesty]: Chris simply doesn't seem to possess a sense of shame, and is perfectly willing to upload nudes of himself, sex tapes, or reveal nausea-inducing personal information. &quot;Honest&quot; for Chris seems to be &quot;tell everyone you meet about your sex life (or lack of it) and any disgusting biological conditions.&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ButtMonkey Butt Monkey]: A definite [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLife Real Life] example, Chandler is the entire internet's punching bag. Everyone mocks him, very few defend him (and when they do, they usually just want his trust so they can find new grounds on which to mock him), and on a few occasions, people who've tried to help him got so fed up with his self-centered, obstinate personality that they gave it up and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeWhoFightsMonsters became trolls themselves.]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ButYouScrewOneGoat But You Screw One Goat]: There's no definite proof that Chris had [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|sexual relations with an animal]] or even wants to, but [[IRC (27 December 2008)|some things he's said about dogs]] can't help but make you wonder...<br /> ::I can imagine myself doing it with a collie at least. You know, like Lassie.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CameraAbuse Camera Abuse]: When Chris has an outburst of rage during filming a video, sometimes he just can't stop himself from attacking his own camera.<br /> ** Ironically, this actually improves the quality of some later videos, as the damaged camera makes him look and sound like [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MaxHeadroom Max Headroom].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CartwrightCurse Cartwright Curse]: &lt;s&gt;Three&lt;/s&gt; Two of Chris' &quot;[[Troll|sweethearts]]&quot; (Sarah Jackson, &lt;s&gt;PandaHalo&lt;/s&gt; and Ivy) died, and his &quot;[[Troll| gal-pal]]&quot; Sarah May attempted suicide.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CassandraTruth Cassandra Truth]: During the Julie saga Clyde Cash [[Mumble 9.5|told Chris]] that Sarah Jackson, PandaHalo and Sarah May aren't dead that they were all trolls. Christian's response? &quot;I know y'all are feeding me lies right now.&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaughtWithYourPantsDown Caught With Your Pants Down]: The aptly-named video &quot;Bob Walks In.&quot; No wonder he wants to cut down the internet.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CharacterNameAlias Character Name Alias]: ''Sonichu [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NineteenEightyFour 1984]'' has the anonymous main character make up the alias &quot;Winston&quot; when meeting another character, who uses the alias &quot;Orwell.&quot;<br /> ** This trope was also part of a major trolling scheme against the &quot;original&quot; ''Sonichu'' author, who was successfully convinced that his comic was being plagiarized by an Englishman named Jimmy Hill, who is actually a football commentator.<br /> ** &quot;Fans&quot; also commonly use this trope when writing fan mail to Chris. To date, he has received fan mail from famous people such as Levi Johnston, Kim Jong-un, Ron Jeremy, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SerialKiller John Wayne Gacy, Jeffrey Dahmer], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NorioWakamoto Norio Wakmoto], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeathNote Light Yagami], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SayonaraZetsubouSensei Nozomu Itoshiki], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoctorWho Davros], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MadScientist Josef] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThoseWackyNazis Mengele], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Snatcher Gillian Seed], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Queen Freddie Mercury], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MonkeyIsland Guybrush Threepwood], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Castlevania Maria Renard], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TouhouProject Reimu Hakurei], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DigimonTamers Takato Matsuki], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StarTrek Kathryn Janeway], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BillyMC Billy MC], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FinalFantasyVI Kefka Palazzo], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FistOfTheNorthStar Kenshiro Kasumi], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NeonGenesisEvangelion Gendo Ikari], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/XMen Max Eisenhardt/Magneto], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NeilGaiman Neil Gaiman] and even [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LeonardoDaVinci Leonardo Da Vinci]. So far, Chris seems to be none the wiser.<br /> *** However, showing some small capacity to learn, Chris was skeptical when [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StephenKing Stephen King] wrote in for story ideas. He then proceeded to answer a question supposedly written by Chris Brown (the question was about girlfriend-beating, unsurprisingly) immediately afterward. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HilariousInHindsight Hilarious In Hindsight] when you realize The Wallflower looks like a gender-flipped StephenKing.<br /> *** Of course, given that Chris's only exposure to the world seems to be video games and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdultSwim Adult Swim], he probably doesn't know who most of these people are.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChooseYourOwnAdventure Choose Your Own Adventure]: &quot;[http://cwccyoa.110mb.com/stories.htm Choose Your Own Adventure, At Your Own Pace]&quot;, two CYOAs with Christian as the main character. One scenario, &quot;Christian Weston Chandler in Lost in Wal-Mart&quot; has him... [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin get lost in Wal-Mart], while the other, &quot;Christian Weston Chandler in Gay Date Rape Forever&quot;, has him accidentally go to a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GayBar Gay Bar].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ClothesMakeTheLegend Clothes Make The Legend]: Incredibly, there was a time when Chris actually stopped wearing that childish medallion, changed his wardrobe, let a goatee grow and came close to look like an average redneck. Then he shaved and went back to the medallion and striped shirts because trolls &quot;doubted&quot; he was [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm the real Chris].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CloudCuckooLander Cloud Cuckoo Lander]: Christian himself. Most of his attempts of writing coherently inevitably go awry, leading to some very disjointed prose (and frustrated readers.) Examples include: [[Mailbag 39#In which Chris describes a bad dream for no reason|Chris goes from ranting against Asperchu to describing a bad dream he once had]], the Sonichu article on CWCipedia becomes a long and drawn-out description of Pokemon in the CWCville gym, and [[White knight E-mails#September 2008 — Chris denies being fat and sexist|an e-mail he writes to an anti-troll about sexism becomes a description]] of [[KCWC|the CWCville radio station]].<br /> ** Well, he actually thinks that cartoons are real and he uses them as role models, imitating their behavior and expecting to get the same results on real life.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint Completely Missing The Point]: In his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|&quot;Message to the Future&quot;]] he encourages everyone to stay straight because &quot;everything else is vice, as said by Doctor Kinsey.&quot; The statement &quot;everything else is vice&quot; was part of a larger statement in which Kinsey was saying that this was what society says and that it was not a particularly effective deterrent. Kinsey, for the record, experimented with mansex.<br /> ** In [[Father Call|the phone call to Kacey's dad]], Chris complained about how hard it was to pull weeds.<br /> ::'''Kacey's dad:''' &quot;My ''grandma'' pulled weeds. My grandma had ''arthritis'' and pulled weeds.&quot;<br /> ::'''Chris:''' &quot;I'm sorry your grandma had arthritis.&quot;<br /> ** In [[Kacey and Liquid Call|the later conversation with Kacey and Liquid Chris]], Kacey pointed out that [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler#Gameplay video|the LittleBigPlanet level Solid Chris supposedly created for her]] was actually the level he created for &lt;strike&gt;BlueSpike&lt;/strike&gt; Julie a few months earlier. Solid Chris responded that it doesn't matter because Julie turned out to be a guy.<br /> ** He has also [http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu completely missed the point] of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Twitter Twitter].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CosmicPlaything Cosmic Plaything]: Chris started getting abused at age 1 when he had an abusive babysitter and it went downhill from there. He actually got trolled before trolling even existed (he was locked in a crawl space when he was six when a girl convinced him that Casper lived there). He's become the internet's punching bag and enough painful and embarrasing things have happened to him through his life that the only reason he isn't a Woobie is that he's a &quot;perverse, narcissistic, homophobic, sexist, racist, overweight, delusional 'high-functioning autistic' virgin man-child&quot;. Also, most is self-inflicted.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CouldSayItBut Could Say It But]: [[CWC's Second Message|In the ED-related video]], Chris said that if he were not a Christian, he would tell the people behind the page to go to hell.<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HilariousInHindsight Hilarious In Hindsight]: In aforementioned video Chris claimed: &quot;I would not even weigh that upon my worst enemy&quot;, because he's so kind. In [[To_Clyde_and_Jack.MOV|later]] [[9_February_2010|videos]] he actually told his &quot;enemies&quot; to rot in hell.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CreateYourOwnVillain Create Your Own Villain]: Chris has managed to do this a couple of times. CChanSonichuCWC just started out doing impersonations of Chris for fun. It was after Chris first angrily told him to stop doing it that he became Liquid Chris and started using his impersonations as a way of trolling him. Ivy originally just wanted a shout-out in a video, but after Chris begged her to be his sweetheart, she just ran with it.<br /> ** Another was Vivian, originally a white knight who was trying to help him. Of course, when he completely ignored her warnings that his sweethearts were all trolls, sent death threats to her, and refused to take any of her help, she gave up and started messing with him.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CreatorBreakdown Creator Breakdown]: Frequently occurs whenever the trolls get the better of Chris, resulting in &quot;stress&quot; (which he conveniently blames for everything that can't be excused away with his autism).<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CringeComedy Cringe Comedy]: In its purest form.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment Of Awesome]: We need one of these too:<br /> ** The Father Call. What's especially awesome about it is that it certainly wasn't the first [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheReasonYouSuckSpeech The Reason You Suck Speech] Chris had ever gotten, but it ''was'' the first time Chris ever had to actually ''listen'' to one, or risk losing precious [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnusualEuphemism china.]<br /> ** His dad telling Chris to stop his bullshit or he'll take his Internet. Go Bob!<br /> *** Bob actually said he would cut down the internet, making him the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanNickname &quot;Internet Lumberjack&quot;].<br /> ** From the Asperchu Saga, Alec calls Chris out on his entire franchise, how he treats his 'fans', and Chris's grip on reality, but best of all, calmly. And of all the encounters with trolls, under reasonably legitimate pretenses. In particular, Alec telling Chris to &quot;Man The [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PrecisionFStrike Fuck] Up&quot;!<br /> *** On general principles, Alec can be considered to be a walking, talking [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment Of Awesome].<br /> ** The first Jack Thaddeus call actually had Chris being the most awesome he will ever be in his entire life. First he shuts Jack up by pointing out that the mails from Miyamoto were from one of those anonymous mail sites where anyone can get any name they want, then he delivers a solid burn to Jack when Jack asks Chris why Jack's parents threw him out at 18 instead of coddling him like Chris' parents.<br /> ::&quot;Hmm... probably because they couldn't stand you?&quot;<br /> *** Alright, this is one momentary speck of inspiration in a lifetime of fail, and he apologizes right after, but props go where props are due.<br /> *** Well, this incident, as well as (a very few) others (like the time he realized that it wasn't real Stephen King who wrote fan mail to him - see [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CharacterNameAlias Character Name Alias] above), definitely prove that Chris isn't incapable of thinking logically. Which means he has no excuse for all these times he acted like a complete idiot.<br /> ** An anonymous prostitute [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|hanging up on Chris]] when he tried to make her feel sorry for him hoping that she would have sex with him for free. Possibly the best response to his whining, ever.<br /> ** Michael Snyder [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|kicking Chris out of The GAMe PLACe]] (again).<br /> *** Vivian made it even better in her take on it, making a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SouthPark South Park]-style cartoon to go with the audio file.<br /> ** If they are telling the truth, [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=FAQ the trolls tricking Chris into] [[:File:Copy.png|signing off his &quot;rights&quot; to Sonichu to CWCipedia]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfFunny Crowning Moment Of Funny]: So many, but [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YourMileageMayVary Your Mileage May Vary]:<br /> ** Ickeriss66 and the destruction of the first medallion.<br /> ** The Jew In The Pickle Suit coming to rescue a girl that they'd set up to date Chris.<br /> *** Possibly the same trolls getting Chris on the booze.<br /> ** The Ivy Saga, up until the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThirtyXanatosPileup Thirty Xanatos Pileup] forced trolls to abort. This came complete with Chris leaving a message on his ED page claiming that he knew Ivy was fake due to police investigation. Two months later, he's dedicated a video to the memory of Ivy, who he now thinks killed herself due to his lack of faith.<br /> ** Clyde Cash (one of the main trolls behind everything funny that has happened to Chris) got Chris to dress normally, act somewhat normal, and generally not act like himself at all, editing parts of the video to sound like Chris was faking his iconic nasal, high-pitched tone. It ends with Chris mocking famous trolls, saying he's not autistic, and works to support his parents. Many trolls [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OhCrap shat bricks], until they realized [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeLogic Chris would have had to go to ridiculous lengths to fake what he's known for]. Even the most dedicated of trolls wouldn't have started a seven year deception.<br /> ** Case in point- Jack Chick.<br /> *** Chris then made it quite clear by then making a video claiming ''he'' had trolled everyone. This revelation of sorts would then lead to the Liquid Chris Saga, arguably a series of CMoF, whereby [http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC a guy] on [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouTube YouTube] posted videos of himself posing as Chris. They were amusing (and disturbingly accurate) on their own, but how Solid Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnstoppableRage reacted] to him made it even funnier. He even got his own [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment Of Awesome] when he [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6t63XMQfg0 played &quot;More Than A Feeling&quot; on guitar] after the real Chris posted a video of himself playing the song on ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GuitarHero Guitar Hero]''.<br /> ** The events with the impersonator culminated in Chris-chan challenging him to a ''singing contest'' in order to prove his identity as the real Chris. Yes, you did read that correctly. What makes this particularly funny is that, while the impersonator had a relatively decent voice, Chris is pretty much flat-out terrible.<br /> *** Liquid Chris won the contest fair and square; ''one of the real Chris's appointed judges voted for the impostor''. The impostor declared himself the winner (and therefore the real Christan Weston Chandler) and excused himself from YouTube to prepare for the future. The videos and phone calls following this are unbelievable.<br /> *** Real Chris then backpedalled and claimed the contest was never to prove who was the true CWC, despite the fact that he said it was when he started the whole thing.<br /> ** The sheer deadpan way the Audiobooks have Sonichu calm down after an anti-homosexual rant: &quot;Instantly calmed by the promise of intercourse&quot;.<br /> ** The end of [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5|fifth phone call between Chris and Alec Benson Leary]]. Chris didn't want to talk with Alec so he made up an excuse to finish the conversation ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm by impersonating his own mother]'' (not his father, curiously) ''&quot;telling&quot; him that he has to clean up cat poop in their kitchen''.<br /> *** And then there was [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|the time]] when he really did have to clean up cat poop, but &quot;slipped and made a mess&quot;.<br /> ** CWCki's [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica|page]] on [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica Encyclopedia Dramatica], quoting a post Chris made to his own discussion page, potholing &quot;Why do you hate me so much?&quot; to &quot;Frequently Asked Questions&quot;.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming Crowning Moment Of Heartwarming]: Liquid and Kacey singing &quot;A Whole New World.&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMusicOfAwesome Crowning Music Of Awesome]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxSpOob2J4w This], and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be0JuT7qRQo this], and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63XxM-Gysfw this]... There's a surprising amount of awesome music, really.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CursedWithAwesome Cursed With Awesome]: Chris's laziness. Why? It's the only thing stopping him from trying to sell ''Sonichu'' merchandise and getting the pants sued off of him by Nintendo and/or Sega.<br /> ** Which is a shame, cause God DAMN that would be funny to watch.<br /> ** Very arguably, the trolling if you subscribe to the cliché of it being better to have loved and lost than have never loved at all. Thanks to the trolls, Chris believes he's had several 'sweethearts', which would never have happened otherwise. Then again, since none of them fucked him he probably doesn't care.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DarkerAndEdgier Darker And Edgier]: Some fics put the series in a darker prospective, [http://sonichufinale.canalblog.com/ Sonichu Finale] in particular. More recent examples are [http://sonichu.the-comic.org/ Sonichu Is Dead] and [[Fan:The Death of Sonichu|the fic]] on which it's based.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DartboardOfHate Dartboard Of Hate]: Adam Stackhouse, winner of the Parappa contest, was a &quot;victim&quot; of this. Michael Snyder, who Chris tried to ''run over with his car'', was meant to be used for this as well.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DaydreamBeliever Daydream Believer]: Chris believes that all works of fiction (including Sonichu, of course) are real. And his &quot;proof&quot; is how various cartoon characters were shown living together in [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhoFramedRogerRabbit Toon Town]. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Seriously.]<br /> ** Apply some [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeLogic Fridge Logic] to this, and this becomes the reason he adamantly opposes [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TrollFic parodies or fanfics] featuring his characters: they are ''changing reality,'' and so he has to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Retcon Retcon] any relation to his canon those fics might have had.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeadBabyComedy Dead Baby Comedy]: Chris attempted this by comparing Clyde Cash's imminent downfall to ''the freaking World Trade Center attacks''. Needless to say, it failed. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InternetBacklash Horribly].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeathIsCheap Death Is Cheap]: As far as it applies to real life, Chris honestly believes people who go to heaven can come back whenever. Which explains why he pleads for [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BillyMays Billy Mays] to &quot;come back soon&quot;. And thinks it's ok to depict the deaths of Ivy and Panda-Halo the way he did, since they didn't have any objections. That or he thinks they're just acting. Also for someone who loved his dog, he sure as hell won't let her rest in peace.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DethroningMomentOfSuck Dethroning Moment Of Suck]: Probably the worst thing to come from Chris' magic markers would be ShecameforCWC.JPG, a pornographic drawing of him and his then-friend Megan, first uploaded ''by himself'' to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica Encyclopedia Dramatica] under the claim of &quot;replacing negativity with positivity.&quot; This was evidently the final straw in a relationship already strained by stalker-ish tendencies and sexual harassment, and Megan has since moved as far away from Chris as possible. Chris doesn't seem to understand what he's done, blames Encyclopedia Dramatica for &quot;twisting&quot; the image against him, and has since reuploaded the picture that cost him what might have been his only friend, claiming that he &quot;needed sexy pictures.&quot;<br /> ** For added [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm Face Palm] points, he ''still'' refers to Megan as having &quot;broken up&quot; with him despite her repeatedly telling him they were never together.<br /> ** There's also the infamous drawing of him having sex with three women. He has used this piece of creepy [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WishFulfillment Wish Fulfillment] as proof that he's straight.<br /> ** &quot;Your trope has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.&quot;<br /> ** &quot;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NauseaFuel I recycle my own semen].&quot;<br /> ** Some of his edits to CWCipedia also qualify. Worst offenders include [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|his article about Asperger's syndrome]], [[Mailbag 29|answering Mailbags with &quot;Whatever&quot;]] [[Mailbag 43#Go Fuck Yourself, too!|or insults]] and [[Mailbag 49|expressing hope that gays serving in the military will die in explosions]].<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RunningGag Your trope has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.]<br /> ** [[CWC Blog#March 2010|Chris insulting both trolls and &quot;Honest, True and Loyal&quot; fans he thinks he has - the latter just because they wanted him to update his comic regularly]]. Apparently he thinks that their demands contributed to the loss of his most recent &quot;sweetheart&quot; on pair with trolls' actions.<br /> ** Chris making a YouTube video in which he tells his ex-&quot;sweetheart&quot; that she should be his girlfriend [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm because prostitutes are] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Wallbanger too expensive for him]. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InsaneTrollLogic And no, he isn't deliberately trying to insult her -] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatAnIdiot he actually thinks that this &quot;revelation&quot; will make her pity him and that she'll agree to be his girlfriend.]<br /> ** Even before Chris uploaded ShecameforCWC.JPG to ED, there was his reaction to the fact someone else won ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ParappaTheRapper Parappa The Rapper]''-themed contest he participated in: he [[PSN Blogs#4 August 2007 — Adam Stackhouse!!!|insulted and wished death upon the winner and other people that got more votes]], [[CWC is Angry|filmed himself shooting a photo of the winner with a toy pistol]], [[PaRappa the Rapper contest#Aftermath|created a fake webpage showing him as the &quot;true&quot; winner and openly admitted in an e-mail to Sony that he wanted to win the contest because he thought Megan would have sex with him then.]]<br /> ** The nude photos. Then the tape of him with his blow-up doll.<br /> ** He also put Sonichu's comic on his resume. The saddest part? It forms 80% of his entire resume ''and'' he is very demanding about which companies would be allowed to use his makeshift franchise and which products he expects to be made out of it.<br /> ** Chris using the word &quot;Jew&quot; as an insult to finish the conversation while secretly recording it, then [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|releasing the audio recording of the event]], then [[:File:AskMichaelSnyder.jpg|ordering the fans he thinks he has to troll Michael Snyder]], and then [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DiggingYourselfDeeper revealing in a comment to] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWq4pB_Vikw Vivian's video] that &quot;I gave him the finger as I left for real (...) right before the final insult&quot;. And he apparently thinks it was funny.<br /> *** Although it was something of an accomplishment for Chris that he actually did realize that the video was intended to make fun of him.<br /> ** Creation of [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|the CWCipedia article about &quot;The Wallflower&quot;]], as well as pretty much all Christian's actions described in said article. He stated that trolls discovering her identity was ''her'' fault because &quot;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger SHE HAD TO HAVE A Facebook Page with her REAL NAME and LINKS to her FanFictions on it]&quot;, and of course he isn't even remotely to blame for anything. While he was at it, he also once again proved his racism (&quot;the Trolls HAD to stick their n***** noses into my affair&quot;). He expected ''her'' to apologize ''to him'' for cutting off contact with him ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SarcasmMode surprisingly], she didn't do that). And he finished his article about her with the following statement: &quot;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm Now she'll have to live the rest of her life with the recurring memory of hurting me like she did. Got-Dang Asexual Woman!]&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DidNotDoTheResearch Did Not Do The Research]: ''A Girl who Brought Down the World'' accurately portrays Chris as the homophobe he is. However, he is equally fearful of lesbians and homosexual men, despite it being common knowledge that IRL Chris respects the gay population-the female half, to be precise.<br /> ** At time the fic was written he liked lesbians, but [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbx8CBbUsnU that might not be the case anymore] (1:01-ish, if you don't want to expose yourself to too much ear rape).<br /> ** Also, Chris has no idea how copyright works; he seems to think that a character is automatically copyrighted the minute you create him, and that mashing together two existing properties makes something legally original. Additionally, he appears to believe that simply drawing a (c) next to the name qualifies them as legal copyrights.<br /> *** Though he has ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RefugeInAudacity legally copyrighted Sonichu]''. [http://cocatalog.loc.gov/cgi-bin/Pwebrecon.cgi?Search_Arg=Sonichu&amp;Search_Code=TALL&amp;PID=8CvxbO0K6jQW0cyX7XU19mX&amp;SEQ=20100105230829=25&amp;HIST=1 Seriously, look.]<br /> **** No, actually not. To be technical, he has merely registered when he came up with the &quot;idea&quot;. A registering is only handy for proving that you were there first, should the case end up in a court, and they are therefore pretty cheap to acquire and is generally quickly handed out without much of a preview process. But it does not give you a full copyright, which is a longer, more complicated and expensive process.<br /> ** He also doesn't seem to know that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllAnimalsAreDogs you can't take hermit crabs for a walk].<br /> ** More recently, he is very tenacious about his belief that autism and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AspergerSyndrome Asperger Syndrome] are nothing alike, and has received several emails from people trying to convince him otherwise, to the point where he's been forced to open a new mailbag section for these emails. The sad thing is, he's started answering these emails with a generic reply [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheyJustDidntCare where he basically says he doesn't care,] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger and won't listen anyway.]<br /> *** He also believes that &quot;Asperger's&quot; sounding vaguely like &quot;Assburgers&quot; or &quot;Assboogers&quot; is a legitimate reason for disparaging it. When a letter writer confronted him about this, Chris's only response was to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm make fun of the letter writer's name as well.]<br /> ** The best example from his Asperger's vendetta would have to be his proclomation that he &quot;helped cultivate the first generation of autistic people&quot;. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoYeah Yeah.]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DiggingToChina Digging To China]: Not used in the normal sense, but it is bizzare just how low Chris will go in order to score.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DiggingYourselfDeeper Digging Yourself Deeper]: Much of what is known about Chris was not gained through hidden cameras or in-depth investigating, but [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TooMuchInformation volunteered by the man himself] in what was probably an attempt to get the trolling to stop. In other cases, Chris will casually mention in a chat session something that most reasonable people would keep to themselves. For example: Clyde Cash brought up pictures of Chris wearing his mother's undergarments (which only existed due to blackmail), and Chris responded by revealing his severe incontinence. Strangely, Chris doesn't seem at all embarrassed by this, and only gets upset after direct insults.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoesNotLikeMen Does Not Like Men]: Chris hates the entire male population for stealing all the women; excluding himself, his father and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GeorgeWBush George W. Bush], or as he likes to put it, 0,000000000004% of the male population (4% times 10 to the power of -12). Given the present population of the Earth, such a percentage would equal significantly less than one complete person.<br /> ** This makes his homophobia quite ironic, because, logically, if every man but him, his father, and Dubya were gay, he wouldn't have to worry about women already having boyfriends.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoesNotLikeSpam Does Not Like Pickles]: Chris vehemently dislikes pickles because they remind him of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudWasRight a certain male body part]. This hatred is incorporated into the comics, serving as a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WeaksauceWeakness Weaksauce Weakness] for Sonichu and a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BerserkButton Berserk Button] for Rosechu.<br /> ** This is also because one of the more famous trolls is simply known as &quot;The man in the pickle suit&quot;. Ever since he popped up, pickle hatred has run rampant!<br /> ** This actually stems from when he was first discovered by a certain imageboard. They originally were just mocking his art, and a troll decided to pretend to do some &quot;fan art&quot; of Sonichu and mail it to Chris out of &quot;admiration.&quot; Most importantly was a picture of Rosechu depicted with a penis, which Chris strongly objected to. However, Chris for some reason has an aversion to that word, and absolutely refuses to use it, or any other common phrases to refer to the penis. He instead refers to his own as his &quot;duck&quot; (no, that is not a typo), and refers to others as &quot;pickles.&quot; When he saw the picture of Rosechu with a penis, he '''freaked the fuck out,''' and demanded that the troll, who Chris honestly still believed was a fan at this point, that he draw Rosechu again without a &quot;freakin pickle!&quot; The troll responded by sending a picture of Rosechu holding a ''literal'' pickle in her hand. Chris was not amused in the slightest, and the rest is history.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoesNotUnderstandSarcasm Does Not Understand Sarcasm]: Chris has a remarkable inability to tell when he's being insulted; any insult that's not outright calling him a name tends to fly right over his head. Some outstanding examples are his edits to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica Encyclopedia Dramatica] and CWCki where the facts that the doesn't edit are obviously sarcastic insults, proudly showing off his letter that was printed in Nintendo Power despite it almost certainly having been posted for people to laugh at, and his Screwattack Europe interview, with Guru Larry dropping lines like &quot;Yes, you are indeed a role model to us heterosexuals&quot; or &quot;Yes, I often get people confused with fictional characters&quot; while Chris just stares blankly.<br /> ** This may be due to his autism more than anything else, leaving him incapable of detecting sarcasm and instead taking everything he hears at face value. Hilariously, this extends to the newly opened mailbag section on CWCpedia where Chris answers reader mail, although he has a separate section for &quot;hatemail&quot; or otherwise disruptive messages that he still refuses to ignore, and even answers some of them as sincerely as he can (including advice for buying sex toys).<br /> *** Of course, he now just deletes the mails he doesn't like, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hypocrite and then claims that he is better than Alec and others because he doesn't censor mail].<br /> **** Or [[Mailbag 50|makes up his own &quot;mailbag&quot;]] by publishing some posts from Sonichu [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll fan] forum (that, in his opinion, praise him) rather than answering actual emails. Obviously, he fails to realize that these posts also actually mock him.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoubleStandard Double Standard]: Alec points out Chris' double standard in him hating gay people because of an incident (that he may have been lying about) when he himself does lots of creepy, hateful things which by his logic should put people off straight and/or autistic people. Also, he states that the Bible tells people to shun gay people, even though it also condemns magic, which Chris (believes to) use all the time.<br /> ** There's also [[Mailbag 54|a mailbag message]] where a reader calls him out on his homophobia by explaining how much he hates autistic people for the way they speak awkwardly and how their minds can't function properly to illustrate a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoubleStandard Double Standard]. Par for the course, Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint completely misses the point] by explaining that he himself [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlatantLies has no trouble speaking or thinking clearly], and calls the poster [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hypocrite an ignorant bigot].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DracoInLeatherPants Draco In Leather Pants]: Mary Lee Walsh is portrayed in trollfics as a beautiful, benevolent woman intent on destroying the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WretchedHive Wretched Hive] / [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PeoplesRepublicOfTyranny People's Republic Of Tyranny] that is CWCville. The real Mrs. Walsh isn't particularly glamorous, but she seems to be a pretty good college dean.<br /> ** Her ''Sonichu Finale'' portrayal mixes this with a good helping of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DarkIsNotEvil Dark Is Not Evil]. Finale!Mary has a mischievous streak in her as well as a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AGodAmI god complex] (that is neither particularly illogical given her power nor anywhere near as massive as Chris-chan's in ''Sonichu'' proper), and yet she is still a very compassionate woman who &lt;font color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;cannot even bring herself to kill Chris when she has the chance.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> *** &lt;font color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;Doesn't help that it was Christopher asking her to kill him. Christopher is a semi-decent person trapped in the body of a stark-raving mad godmanchild, only able to get out during brief moments of lucidity. She wouldn't be killing Christian with her bare hands, she'd be killing Christopher&lt;/font&gt;.<br /> ** Kacey's dad. Disgustingly homophobic, but he sure puts Chris in his place, and... and that ''voice''!<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DreamingOfThingsToCome Dreaming Of Things To Come]: According to Chris, &quot;it was fortold [sic] unto me in multiple dreams&quot; that he would one day be the father of Crystal Weston Chandler, lending divine credence to his Love Quest. He has also been told by GodJesus that several of his internet girlfriends were the future mother of Crystal, which caused him to look like even more of an ass when they revealed themselves as (mostly male) trolls.<br /> ** That also could mean that even Jesus is trolling him.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DrivenToSuicide Driven To Suicide]: The trolls use this card quite a bit. First off, Ryan Cash's &lt;strike&gt;fake&lt;/strike&gt; suicide over Chris threatening to stop making comics was Clyde Cash's motivation for becoming head of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AncientConspiracy The Miscreants] and trolling Chris. After months of trolling did little to affect his target, Clyde followed in his little brother's footsteps and &lt;strike&gt;pretended to have&lt;/strike&gt; shot himself in the head. &lt;sup&gt;* Really, one of the other trolls, Ching Chong, thought that Clyde had [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CharacterDerailment derailed] his persona somewhat when he started claiming that he really wanted to help Chris and suggested that Clyde killing himself would be the best course of action.&lt;/sup&gt; After ''that'', Chris would later hear that Ivy had killed herself after he broke up with her when he found out she wasn't real. The comics are also the leading cause of suicide in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKxKg4c_J4c plush hamsters].<br /> ** In January 2010 Chris drove [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll fan] [[Chris and death#Mike Jackson (1969-2010)|named Mike Jackson]] to suicide. Being the kind, caring man that he is, Chris responded to the news about his &quot;death&quot; [[Mailbag 52#This, if anything, requires a canned response|with a copy-pasted message]].<br /> *** Not just any copy-pasted message, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheyJustDidntCare a copy-pasted message that didn't even fit in context].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DrowningMySorrows Drowning My Sorrows]: There are hints that this is how Chris spends his lonely evenings, at least when he's not playing video games or masturbating. Alcohol might explain [[6 June 2010|why he thought stalking Michael Snyder would be a great idea]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DudeNotFunny Dude Not Funny]: One infamous video has Chris mocking the DESTRUCTION OF THE WORLD TRADE CENTER. Thanks to the massive [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InternetBacklash Internet Backlash], it was taken down the next day.<br /> ** Of course, Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger then tries to justify his horrendous actions] by saying that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint he was only trying to show how weak Clyde was].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DysfunctionJunction Dysfunction Junction]: A [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WikiWalk Wiki Walk] reveals that the Chandler family isn't exactly the best you could hope for. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudianExcuse Might explain a bit].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Egopolis Egopolis]: In troll fics, CWCville is often presented as one of the authoritarian style.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EnsembleDarkhorse Ensemble Darkhorse]: Bob Chandler (Christian's geriatric father) is amazingly popular with trolls, despite arguably being ''worse'' than Chris. Most of his popularity derives from his infamous threat of &quot;cuttin' [the family's internet] down&quot;, hence his nickname &quot;The Lumberjack&quot;.<br /> ** Cole Smithy (Chris's maternal half-brother). Considering that Cole has a happy marriage with a hot wife and a steady job at Rotten Tomatoes, Cole is considered everything Chris would be if he were a functioning member of society.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EpicFail Epic Fail]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Understatement Oh dear! Oh so many, many things...] In fact, it would be wise to consider Christian Weston Chandler's mere existence as the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TropeCodifier Trope Codifier]. Some people have even commented that he IS the personification and embodiment of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThisIsSparta PURE. CRYSTALLIZED. FAIL.] He is the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GiftedlyBad loser's] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible loser's] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleofThree loser] - just look at [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DavidGonterman Daveykins's] quote at the top of the article if you have any doubt, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeOurWordForIt and that's all coming from a 30+ year old man who lives with his parents writing and drawing poorly wrote, poorly drawn comics and fan fiction.]<br /> ** Special mention must be given to any of the videos where Chris tries to show off his physical prowess, by doing Herculean tasks like [[11042009 51 50|struggling to lift soda boxes,]] [[30 Push-Ups|almost doing fake pushups,]] or [[Sonichu's Edge|stopping six times to catch his breath in a three minute jog.]]<br /> ** Special mention should go to Chris's recent attempt to vandalize the CWCki, which, as usual for Chris, failed.<br /> ** Chris tried to paint Michael Snyder as an unreasonable bigoted jackass for refusing to let Chris back to THe GAMe PLACe and tried to get his Internet legions to harass him. Instead, Chris himself comes across as the intolerant jackass, throwing out the word &quot;Jew&quot; as an insult, and now Michael Snyder faces heaps of personal fans, most likely offering to buy him drinks and play at his shop.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EscalatingWar Escalating War]: The Ad Saga on CWCipedia has become one of these. Trolls put gay ads in the sidebar, Chris changes his monitor resolution so he won't have to look at them. Trolls put BIG ads in the middle of the front page so he can't miss them, and he creates his own version of the front page so he doesn't have to look at them. The trolls invest in banner ads that appear on every page of the site...<br /> ** A dispute over a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll fan] character involved CWCipedia going down, then coming back with an Asperchu comic named ''Sonichu Revolution'' about copyright infrigement in place of the ads, and then Chris having comic book versions of Asperpedia guys tortured and killed in his comic. In response Asperpedia team gave ad space on CWCipedia back to Jack Thaddeus, and soon after that gay ads were back.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenEvilHasStandards Even Evil Has Standards]: Bluespike managed to force some trolls-the same trolls that had tricked Chris into taking pictures of &lt;font color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;himself in his mother's underwear&lt;/font&gt;-to feel sorry for the manchild about forty minutes into his hour long confrontation.<br /> ** Vivian's commentary for the end of issue #6 just kinda trails off, since there's nothing particularly funny about someone missing a beloved pet.<br /> ** Not to mention the backlash that came from the &quot;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DudeNotFunny Twin Falling Towers]&quot; video.<br /> ** And of course, see the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DavidGonterman David Gonterman] quote above.<br /> *** No, seriously. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DavidGonterman David Gonterman] wrote what some people ''still'' call the worst Fanfic online. He ''knows'' what's it like to be trolled, and he's been proven to be a stand-up guy regardless, especially in recent years. And Chris-chan is even making ''him'' shake his head? That's a Real Life [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralEventHorizon Moral Event Horizon] sign there.<br /> ** It's essentially an unwritten rule amongst the trolls that Megan Schroeder should ''never'' be contacted about anything regarding CWC, as it is known she is still quite disturbed by what happened.<br /> ** 'The Wallflower', Chris's latest gal-pal, originally had a quite in-depth page on the CWCki. When she personally contacted the sysop asking that irrelevant information be removed and the page be rewritten under a pseudonym, the requested changes were quickly made.<br /> ** In early 2010 a (possibly newbie) [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SomethingAwful Something Awful] Goon tried to make a thread on Chris around and included his own encounter with him, he was greeted with post after post of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SarcasmMode &quot;Yeah, torturing the mentally disabled is really fun!&quot;]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenTheGuysWantHim Even The Guys Want Him]/[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StupidSexyFlanders Stupid Sexy Flanders]: This is what Chris actually believes. [[Mailbag 22#The implications of this are staggering|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES.]]<br /> ** Played straight (no pun intended) with Liquid Chris and Kacey's Dad, Matthew.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenNerdsHaveStandards Even Nerds Have Standards]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FurryFandom Furries], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SomethingAwful Goons], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImageBoards *Channers], pretty much ''every'' subculture and community on the internet that is aware of Chris-chan uses him as a reference to the lowest of the low. He's quite possibly ''the'' rock bottom of the Internet totem pole.<br /> ** Don't be silly... he's '''waaay''' [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DiggingToChina below the bottom].<br /> *** Even people with Autism and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AspergerSyndrome Asperger Syndrome] will have nothing to do with him, also being fully aware of what Chris Chan has done in life.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilCounterpart Evil Counterpart]: Liquid Chris is the ''good counterpart''.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilVersusEvil Evil Versus Evil]: On the one hand you've got an absolutely vile person who's a bigot (called Tito a NIGGER ''several times'', and threw &quot;Jew&quot; at Michael Snyder like it was an insult), a homophobe (stating that they deserve to die by stepping on land mines), and a &lt;strike&gt;borderline&lt;/strike&gt; complete sociopath among other evils, but let's face it, his opponents aren't really much better than a gaggle of schoolyard bullies. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DarknessInducedAudienceApathy It's really hard to root for anyone at this point.] Nevertheless, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RootingForTheEmpire trolls still have way more supporters than Chris ever will.]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm Face Palm]: LITERALLY. EVERYTHING. WILL. MAKE. YOU. FACEPALM. To the point that the PVCC forums have ''SIX facepalm emoticons''.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FailedASpotCheck Failed A Spot Check]: Chris complained that Alec chopped off his head in ''Sonichu Revolution'' (which is one reason why he so brutally killed Alec in his own comic), and Alec pointed out that Comic!Chris was completely fine, and that he was only acting. Chris said that it could have been more obvious. The comic literally has Comic!Chris in one piece the very next panel saying don't worry, he's fine, he was just acting.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamousAncestor Famous Ancestor]: [[MySpace messages#Jalena|Christian claimed]] that he's descended from Anne &lt;strike&gt;Boleyn&lt;/strike&gt; Bolyn... whose only daughter was Queen Elizabeth I, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheVirginQueen The Virgin Queen]. He later backpedaled on that and claimed that [[Mumble 1|somehow Anne was his ancestor &quot;in an aunt sort of sense&quot;]] and that he's really descended from Mary &lt;strike&gt;Boleyn&lt;/strike&gt; Boylen. Anyway, [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009|he says that's why there should be an article about him on Wikipedia]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Fanon Fanon]: Where all of the characterization comes from.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FatBastard Fat Bastard]: Chris, of course. Though many might say that obesity is ''the least'' of his problems...<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FeigningIntelligence Feigning Intelligence]: [[Mailbag 54|In Mailbag 54]] Chris tried to show how smart he is, claiming that he knows the words ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/antidisestablishmentarianism antidisestablishmentarianism]'' and ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MaryPoppins supercalifragilisticexpialidocious]''. Incidentally, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShlubbAndKlumpEnglish he misspelled both these words].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FetishFuel Fetish Fuel]: Mary Lee Walsh, as portrayed in troll comics. Also, Crystal Weston Chandler, the imaginary twin sister of Chris.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FetishRetardant Fetish Retardant]: How about a sex vid, several pictures of his dick, official [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Rule34 Rule 34] or a video where Chris demonstrates how he would pleasure a woman orally? '''For your own sanity, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeOurWordForIt Take Our Word For It].'''<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FlexingThoseNonBiceps Flexing Those Non Biceps]: Chris in the &quot;I AM STRONG&quot; video.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FoeYay Foe Yay]: Christian's hatred of Mary Lee Walsh didn't stop him from drawing a pornographic picture of her.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ForcefulKiss Forceful Kiss]: [[Emily#Kiss fail|Chris tried to do this at the end of his &quot;date&quot; with Emily]]. Fortunately, he failed.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudianExcuse Freudian Excuse]: Chris tried to justify his homophobia claiming that it was caused by [[Bruce Johnson|the (allegedly) homosexual principal of his elementary school who made him sit on his lap]]. Of course, he contradicted himself later, admitting that [[Common Questions#07 January 2010|he started to hate homosexual people after one woman refused to go out with him, claiming she's lesbian]].<br /> ** Chris is arguably an inversion, as his massive ego seems to stem from the coddling by his mother, and the lazy attitudes of his father.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeHorror Fridge Horror]: When you see all the acts that Chris's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] does, and compare him to the real person, you'll realize that, in a way, ''this comic is his incredbily twisted wish fulfillment, this is exactly how he wants the people he hates to die''.<br /> ** ''Imagine what would happen if he actually had that kind of power.''<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FrivolousLawsuit Frivolous Lawsuit]: He threatened to sue Liquid Chris and ViviG for &quot;selling&quot; ''Sonichu'' merchandise. Because, you know, he clearly owns the rights to his derivative character.<br /> ** Subverted with one 'fan', who just got fed up with all this and contacted [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sega Sega] directly. No results yet.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheFundamentalist The Fundamentalist]: Chris is quick to condemn homosexuals to the fires of hell, but like many fundamentalists is blind to his own transgressions in the eyes of God - he draws pornography, masturbates to pre-existing lesbian porn, threatens to murder people, has made getting laid the focus of his existence, and wears an idol around his neck almost all the time. The CWCki offers a [[Chris and religion|fascinating study]] of his religious beliefs.<br /> ::&quot;''I PRAY TO GOD AND JESUS TO KILL JASON KENDRICK HOWELL!''&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FutureLoser Future Loser]: While he was never sucsessful to begin with, Chris is a pathetic shell of his former, high-school self. And given that he does nothing, he'll undoubtely become a transient, if not die early from his terrible eating habits.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Gaslighting Gaslighting]: Liquid Chris. It counts because the target, albeit already mentally defective, became ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible more]'' mentally defective.<br /> ** And naturally, most fanworks continue this tradition by having Liquid Chris as Christian Weston Chandler and Regular/Solid Chris as Ian Brandon Anderson.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GiftedlyBad Giftedly Bad]: Chris seriously believes that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SmallNameBigEgo his writing and artwork are masterful] and thinks his artistic &quot;talent&quot; is comparable to that of &lt;strike&gt;Michelangelo and Leonardo da Vinci&lt;/strike&gt; Michalanglo and DeVinci, all the while lambasting ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Asperchu]'' for its ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StylisticSuck intentionally]) offensive writing and bad artwork (which are still better than his own).<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GirlOnGirlIsHot Girl On Girl Is Hot]: Despite his homophobia, Chris is okay with lesbians, mostly because he can masturbate to them.<br /> ** Let's remember a few things. He hates gay men because they're gay; he hates straight men (except his dad) because they're straight and take away boyfriend-free girls; he hates asexuals for reasons currently unknown; and he loves lesbians, because they're gay and take otherwise single girls. His hypocrisy is an endless void filled just as infinitely with flawed logic, and he may never understand.<br /> *** Also, in a mailbag where it was pointed out that logically the more gay men there were mean't there would be more single women around, Chris replied that it would make no difference to him. He also has pointed out he began hating the gay population when a woman turned him down because apparently she was a lesbian.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GlassesPull Glasses Pull]: While not always having to do with trolls, Chris dramatically takes off his glasses in his YouTube videos whenever he wants to make a point. This results in him occasionally putting them back on only to dramatically whip them off again.<br /> ** Which is a bit hard to take seriously when you have a strap for them.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodwinsLaw Godwin's Law]: One of ads makes Chris-Chan out to be like Hitler for his propaganda. Though that's a low blow.<br /> ** Yeah. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InsultToRocks Hitler had a girlfriend and a job.] Chris is a rabidly antisemitic psychopathic misogynistic small minded prick with a messiah complex. Godwin's Law is only bad when its not completely accurate.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GoshDangItToHeck Gosh Dang It To Heck]: [[CWC-isms]], which include terms such as &quot;Duck&quot;, &quot;Comeuppance&quot;, and the most famous of all, &quot;China&quot;.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Greed Greed]: While Chris [[Chris_and_money|doesn't care much about money]], he's quite obviously obsessed with acquiring material possessions, [[List of Chris's games|particularly]] [[Card games|various]] [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads|games]], [[List of Chris's PSN video downloads|videos]] and [[List of Chris's Adam &amp; Eve purchases|sex toys]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GreedyJew Greedy Jew]: In Christian's mind, [[Michael Snyder]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GuiltyPleasure Guilty Pleasure]: Is anyone actually proud to admit that they follow the life of Christian Weston Chandler? Probably not, but it's still very entertaining.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HappyPlace Happy Place]: CWCville, to a large extent. It seems strange that Mr. Chandler would put his mortal enemies in there with him, but this at least makes it possible for him to defeat them. To outside observers, on the other hand, CWCville is strongly reminiscent of ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SilentHill Silent Hill]'', a place of mutated monsters that fight and rut for their creator's amusement<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today]: ''All the friggin time!'' Even Sonichu started doing it in episode 20.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeyItsThatGuy Hey, It's That Guy!]: Guru Larry from [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses That Guy With The Glasses], formerly a part of ScrewAttack as ScrewAttack Europe, is in the trolling scene and has even [http://www.youtube.com/user/ScrewAttackEurope interviewed Chris].<br /> ** More recently, another e-famous Briton (Harry Partridge, better known as HappyHarry, the creator of ''Saturday Morning Watchmen'' and ''Hal the Misinterpretive Porn Star'') has shown his true colours with [[:Image:HappyHarryRosechu.jpg|this]] wonderful piece of fanart.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HighOctaneNightmareFuel High Octane Nightmare Fuel]: It's quite easy to send ''Sonichu'' into this territory, and the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DarkerAndEdgier darker] fanfics easily qualify. One that comes to mind is [http://vivig.deviantart.com/art/Girl-Brought-Down-World-CH1-5-102863247 A Girl who Brought Down the World], which is based more upon the author himself than the actual series. Told from the view of a young girl (at least at first), this [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NaNoWriMo NaNoWriMo] project shows what just might happen should anyone as insane as Chris get into power. It's... [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ParanoiaFuel worrisome].<br /> ** The fanfic &quot;[[Fan:Chris Gets Laid|Chris Gets Laid]].&quot; ''Especially'' the beginning. The whole thing is filled to the brim with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HighOctaneNightmareFuel High Octane Nightmare Fuel], but how it starts is just... ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick oh god]''.<br /> *** Recommended listening during the reading session is, of course, entries from the ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SilentHill Silent Hill]'' soundtrack. &quot;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkvJY-YfELs Betrayal]&quot; works well for the climax.<br /> ** Vivian's video &quot;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTTe-1wpYfI please...why...please...why...why...]&quot;, an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MindRape intensely disturbing] theory about what's going on in Chris' head concerning the Megan Saga.<br /> *** Not to mention &quot;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vjzm4MtkRbw Halloween 09 is cancelled :(].&quot; Short but HORRIFYING.<br /> ** One must wonder what the trolls posing as Chris's sweethearts must deal with. While his displays of affection are creepy enough, imagine being the one actually ''receiving'' them. His declarations of love seem to get crazier over time too: for example, compare [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFZGe_qYct4 this video for Julie] to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zWvJ6xOcio this one for Ivy], which was made about a month later. And that's not including his videos aimed at Kacey...<br /> ** One video has him playing out a revenge fantasy on camera where he proceeds to play out slitting [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll Clyde Clash's] throat with an actual knife.<br /> ** Then there's his [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB0KPHqjwZw Creepy Stare.]<br /> ** Hell, pretty much everything Chris Chandler does or says ends up being [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HighOctaneNightmareFuel High Octane Nightmare Fuel] in some form or another.<br /> ** Perhaps the biggest piece of HONF with Chandler, however, is the fairly-recently-come-to-light way about how he [[Chris and reality#Outside of the comics|perceives reality]]. He doesn't think of cartoons and the like as a storytelling medium; he is convinced that all of them, ''including his own work'', exists in a ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhoFramedRogerRabbit Who Framed Roger Rabbit]''-esque Toonland, coexistant to physical reality. This is why he gets so enraged at people who write Sonichu &quot;fanfic&quot; and whatnot, because he perceives this as ''altering reality''. Why is this nightmare fuel? Well, hell, just think about it from his perspective: CWC lives in a world where not just he but ''anyone'' can change the consensus reality ''with the mere power of thought and words''. He essentially lives in an MCEscher painting. Is it any wonder he's so messed up?<br /> *** What makes it really scary is if he really does think all these fictional characters exist, that would by extension make him a mass-murderer.<br /> ** This [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHfZ9XCMUQQ video], which looks like it should be the intro for a documentary about Chris-Chan.<br /> ** There's something... disturbing in his [[:File:445-SonicTotem.JPG|papier-mâché Sonic's eyes]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HilariousInHindsight Hilarious In Hindsight]: In the [http://cwccyoa.110mb.com/liw.htm Lost in Wal-Mart Choose Your Own Adventure, At Your Own Pace], one of the endings has &lt;font color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;Chris becoming a Juggalo after fancying a Wal-Mart employee's Hatchet Man medallion&lt;/font&gt;. Eventually, Chris released [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YWgTHW2NAg this video].<br /> ** Another [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HilariousInHindsight Hilarious In Hindsight] moment (or [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FunnyAneurysmMoment Funny Aneurysm Moment], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YourMileageMayVary Your Mileage May Vary]) is when Chris says that he didn't have a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeathNote Death Note] in a video made shortly after the death of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BillyMays BILLY MAYS]. In an email to Vivian, he says &quot;HAVE A GODDAMN HEART ATTACK RIGHT NOW, THE MOMENT YOU READ THIS MESSAGE, YOU GOD DAMN BITCHING WHORE!&quot;<br /> *** Which is made weirder in hindsight when you realize that despite writing this to her, [[CWC Blog#14 March 2010|he still considers her to be his friend (or as he puts it, &quot;gal-pal&quot;)]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HollywoodToneDeaf Hollywood Tone Deaf]: Chris really cannot sing to save his life.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HomePornMovie Home Porn Movie]: Chris declared that [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The Introduction Image Space is NOT Ad Space (CCS)|he will film himself having sex with a woman for the first (and maybe second) time, and then upload the video on the internet]] so he can finally prove to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll troll]s that HE IS STRAIGHT! Proving that is so important to him, that, if necessary, [[Mailbag 31#In which Chris crosses yet another line|he will film the event without his partner's knowledge and consent]]. And that's not even getting into his previous sex tape of him sharing an intimate moment with a sex doll while shouting Julie's name...<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HurlItIntoTheSun Hurl It Into The Sun]: This is what Chris wants to do to the tobacco supply in earth.<br /> ** Actually, now he wants to dump it all on the moon since &quot;[...][http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger the smell from all that [tobacco]] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm would likely emit from the giant star] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SpaceDoesNotWorkThatWay and stink up our Galaxy].&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hypocrite Hypocrite]: Chris at one point whined about how the winner in a contest he participated in should have been disqualified for breaking the contest rules and then ''admitted to trying to stuff the ballot box in the very same email''. He later sent a complaint to the company about contest participants he thought had violated the rules, saying &quot;It's not a matter of jealousy or loss; it's the principal of rule violations. Justice will be done to the seven people involved in the four violating videos...&quot; The astounding thing is not so much his hypocrisy as the sheer off-handedness with which he admits to cheating immediately after whining about how the contest winner broke the rules, as if he has no clue how such behavior [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JerkAss makes him look].<br /> ** Furthermore, he is outraged when people steal his characters. If he steals from [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Nintendo Nintendo], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sega Sega], or anyone else, though... that's licensed parody.<br /> ** Chris is a massive hypocrite, often telling people one thing in order to get with their good graces (e.g. saying he doesn't have a problem with gay people when fans threaten to abandon the comic) and ''immediately'' contradicting it (e.g. saying he doesn't have a problem with gay people at the start of a video, and spending the rest of the video bashing gay people. It's possible that at least part of this is due to the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrutalHonesty Brutal Honesty] mentioned above; it's the clash between Chris's desire to suck up to his fans and his complete inability to control what comes out of his mouth). In fact, let's just say this: When Chris extols the virtues of Truth and Honesty, it's ''his version of the truth'' and ''what he honestly hopes the other guy will believe.''<br /> *** Similarly, he brings up how Michael Snyder is a Jewish name, brings up how he doesn't have anything against Jews (which, given that he brought up the subject in the first place, is suspect), then ends the video using &quot;Jew&quot; as an insult like he was [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SouthPark Eric Cartman].<br /> ** The Mailbag feature on his website is a goldmine for Chris' golden nuggets of hypocrisy, as trolls feed him constantly with messages asking for advice, which Chris is more than happy to dispense but never actually take into consideration himself. He frequently lambasts the posters for being immature and telling them to grow up (when he himself [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ManChild still lives with his parents, spends all of his money on toys and video games and acts like an angry five-year-old when he can't get his way]), get a job (while he has only managed to hold a job for two months of his entire life) and stop using his characters without his permission (but he will not hesitate to copy &quot;fan&quot;-characters and change them&lt;sup&gt;* i.e. remove any personality they may have had&lt;/sup&gt; without bothering to ask first, and will stubbornly claim that the character was his all along when someone calls him out on it, even if that someone is the creator of that character) and slandering him (whereas he is quite content with drawing cartoonish, demonized versions of the people who antagonize him, on the internet as well as real life, and then drawing himself [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DisproportionateRetribution ruining their lives and/or killing them brutally]).<br /> *** As an added bonus, the reason why he thinks he has so much power over Sonichu fan-characters is because he has a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DidNotDoTheResearch Copyright] for Sonichu. So that means ''his'' mashup is perfectly acceptable in the face of two giant corporations, while nobody but him is allowed to do anything ''Sonichu''-related if he doesn't approve of it.<br /> ** Chris called ''Asperchu'' &quot;Vulgar Fanfiction&quot;, despite he himself writing a series that takes place in some combination universe of Pokemon and Sonic, with various characters having sex and talking dirty.<br /> ** http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Image:SchuComic10P98.jpg This &quot;ad.&quot; (Hotlinking redirected to a virus, copy-paste the address) Yes, that's a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaptainErsatz Captain Ersatz]. Talking about how ripping off is wrong. Chris sees nothing wrong with this.<br /> *** Be fair; A [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaptainErsatz Captain Ersatz] isn't a ripoff, it's an homage. Chris doesn't use ersatzen because he thinks he's being original rather than knowing he's basing things on other things as a tribute.<br /> **** Then how about Chris using not a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaptainErsatz Captain Ersatz] [[:File:Bugsbunny.jpg|but the Bugs Bunny himself]] to condemn &lt;strike&gt;a troll pretending to be&lt;/strike&gt; Jimmy Hill for &quot;stealing&quot; ''Sonichu''?<br /> ** Christian expects women to accept the fact that he's autistic and love him anyway... but at the same time [[:File:IwouldntfeelcomfortableMySpace.jpg|he made it clear that he wouldn't be interested in dating autistic women]]. He even noted: &quot;Although I, myself, am High-Functionally Autistic, but that's beside the point&quot;, with no hint of him realizing his hypocrisy.<br /> *** He doesn't want a girlfriend, he wants a beautiful and obedient &lt;strike&gt;sex slave&lt;/strike&gt; &lt;strike&gt;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudWasRight mother]&lt;/strike&gt; [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick sex slave and mother combined].<br /> *** In fact, the whole subject of Christian's attitude towards other people with autism/Asperger syndrome/physical deformities etc. is a goldmine of his hypocrisy. Chris uses his autism as a crutch and feels it entitles him to being a recipient of everyone's pity and admiration; at the same time, he gladly admits that he doesn't like to associate with other people with autism, especially people with low-functioning autism, because &quot;[[IRC (17 December 2008)|it would be like looking through a window to hell to me]]&quot;, which is why he doesn't want to volunteer to help them. His views about people with facial deformities that make it impossible for them to speak clearly or people with Asperger syndrome [[Mailbag 5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped|are]] [[Mailbag 11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias|vomit-]][[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|inducing]] as well.<br /> ** Don't forget how he whines and rages about the trolls &quot;ruining&quot; his life while himself is an horrendous troll who doesn't hesitate to insult, menace, curse and even (attempt to) vandalize other people's sites just because they don't give him blind praise or refuse to obey his selfish demands like good, obedient SLAVES. He also [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean#Description|asks his &quot;TRUE and LOYAL fanbase&quot; to troll people he doesn't like]].<br /> |}<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;prettytable collapsible collapsed&quot;<br /> !Tropes found in Trolling, Trollfics, and RealLife: I-P<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IKnowMortalKombat I Know Mortal Kombat]: You could call [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXMP1XmD-cg this] a pretty spectacular aversion. The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS_z-kM64rM fan] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKXtDWOuL4U remixes] are almost as good.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImYourBiggestFan I'm Your Biggest Fan]: [[Robert Simmons V]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IneffectualDeathThreats Ineffectual Death Threats]: Again, all the freaking time!<br /> ** &quot;I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!!&quot;<br /> ** '''&quot;DIIIIIEEEE YOOOOOOUUUU!&quot;'''<br /> ** &quot;ENNNNNNNNGH! I'll '''SSSTRANGLE''' that Clyde Cash!&quot;<br /> ** One of the most unsettling examples is him apparently threatening to kill Youtube user vivitheg and her family. Why? She made audiobooks of the comics, with annotations that mock the various plotholes, inconsistencies and so on. Chris only really noticed them when she announced that DVDs of the audiobooks would be released, and that's when he started raging over her trying to make money off of ''Sonichu''. This was then followed up with Vivian leaking an e-mail he sent to her, in which he wished for her to die of a &quot;goddamn heart attack&quot;.<br /> ** I'm not afraid to '''SHOW MY FANGS!!!'''<br /> ** He has also [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|threatened]] the creator of Asperchu by saying that the ''spirit of his dead dog was going to enter his dreams and eat his soul.''<br /> ** He's also tried to threaten CWCki... [[CWC Blog#14 March 2010|with a knife]]. The worst thing is that Chris is convinced that his latest ex-&quot;sweetheart's&quot; personal information was removed from CWCki because CWCki people were scared of his earlier threats.&lt;sup&gt;* The truth is that the woman herself demanded its removal.&lt;/sup&gt; This &quot;victory&quot; will probably lead Chris to resort to threats more often in the future, and to make his threats more violent.<br /> *** And here we go: &quot;[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|I will find you, I will cut you up, I will beat you up, I will knock you on your backside, stand on your gut like a log roller, and roll your fat right through your skull! Blow it wide open!]]&quot;<br /> ** &quot;I am going to SHOVE YOUR ASS, DOWN YOUR THROAT, and MAKE you EAT YOUR '''''UNDERWEAAAAR'''''!&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InspirationallyDisadvantaged Inspirationally Disadvantaged]: So, so, so averted.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InternetBackdraft Internet Backdraft]: A troll convinced a thirteen-year-old kid to fake being a woman and call Chris. Chris, like with many other &quot;Gal-Pals&quot;, got an obsession with &quot;her&quot;, and the events that followed lead to phone sex and a leaked sex video (don't worry - it's Chris and his blow-up doll pretending the doll to be the kid, when he didn't learn of the gender). When some of the trolls found out about the age, there was a huge troll backdraft... and it was on [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica ED] of all places.<br /> ** Not to mention &quot;Twin Falling Towers.&quot;<br /> ** Chris using the N-word to insult Surfshack Tito also pissed off trolls. In fact, it might have been one of the main reasons why trolls decided to vandalize CWCipedia.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InternetMimic Internet Mimic]: A very large number of trolls imitate his rather... ''unique'' style of writing which usually consists of: ALL CAPS AT ANY MOMENT THAT NEEDS STRONG EMOTION, Capitalizing Every Important Part Of A Sentence, using certain phrases repeatedly as if they were proper nouns&lt;sup&gt;* &quot;I do not listen to those who overreact and condescend to me with LOUD Tones and '''Harshest Attitudes'''.&quot;&lt;/sup&gt; and aping his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnusualEuphemism 'CWC-isms'].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InternetToughGuy Internet Tough Guy]: He has threatened people with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FrivolousLawsuit Frivolous Lawsuit]s and Curse-ye-hamehas because they mocked him or plagiarized his work. &lt;font color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;It doesn't work if the work is derived from another Intellectual Property.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> ** Now Chris has switched a gear and directly menaces people with brutally killing them with his ridiculously tiny knife. It ''still'' doesn't works because Chris is a well known real-life coward who immediately begs, whines and backpedals at the first sign of danger.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Irony Irony]: It's rather strange that Chris, nominally a devout Christian, is a fan of ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Family Guy]'', a series which has been [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Understatement downright vitriolic towards religion in general, most specifically Christianity].<br /> ** Not to mention how a Season 9 episode of ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Family Guy]'' delivered a not-so-subtle message against people like Chris.<br /> ** Another to add on is that as much as Chris hates gay men, he hates [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoesNotLikeMen men in general] for &quot;taking all the pretty girls away with none for him to choose from.&quot; If there were more gay men, he wouldn't have this problem, now would he?<br /> *** He wouldn't have the problem of women brushing him off with claims of boyfriends, you mean. He'd still have the problem of being an astoundingly creepy narcissist harboring violent revenge fantasies of everyone who has ever crossed him (in reality or his mind) and an apparent lack of boundaries with women he's sexually infatuated with. For some reason, women have trouble getting past that part.<br /> *** In one of the Mailbags, someone actually told Chris that if there were more gay men, he would have less romantic rivals. [[Mailbag 22#The implications of this are staggering|Chris claimed that still wouldn't help him, because... well... yeah]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItsAllAboutMe It's All About Me]: How about the fact that Chris only started ''Sonichu'' the comic series as an accomplishment he could brag about to potential girlfriend candidates, and in fact appears in said comic as the main character's father, the mayor of the city where most of the action takes place, as well as his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodModeSue God Mode Sue] alter-ego with ridiculous [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ComboPlatterPowers Combo Platter Powers] and a Transformer for a car? And this is only the premise...<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItGotWorse It Got Worse]: Initially, /v/ only knew two things about Chris. He made a horrible fancomic, and he stalked girls at the mall. Now the trolling has a separate board dedicated to trolling Chris and an entire wiki documenting his life. This happened in the space of a few years.<br /> ** Also, Chris-chan's life in general.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JerkassWoobie Jerkass Woobie]: On one hand, Chris is a horribly prejudiced individual with delusions of grandeur and is completely out of touch with reality and other people, while on the other he does seem to have genuine problems that Trolls absolutely delight in taking advantage of and enjoy tormenting far in excess in what he deserves if they would have just ignored him. However, it gets harder and harder to feel sorry for him the more you read about him.<br /> ** Chris ''wants'' to be [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWoobie The Woobie], (in fact, he seems to think the best way to get a girlfriend is to get women to date him out of pity) but it [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Understatement doesn't quite work.] In fact, one reason the CWCki seems to exist is to make sure that no one is fooled by Chris's &quot;poor me&quot; act by presenting and preserving all his abhorrent behavior.<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EnsembleDarkhorse Bob] could also qualify as a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JerkassWoobie Jerkass Woobie]. A redneck racist and homophobic (he grew up before the Civil Rights Movement, unlike Chris), two of his children want nothing to do with him, the youngest refuses to move out or do anything at all to better himself, and he's stuck in a bad marriage with the youngest's mother. Not to mention that he has to put up with trolling ''and'' being plastered over the internet by his idiot son. He seems to be genuinely lonely as well, based on his interactions with trolls.<br /> *** Although given what we know about both Bob and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhiteSheep one of his sons], it's likely that the kids are perfectly justified in wanting nothing to do with the sod.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JustifyingEdit Justifying Edit]: The CWCki will often have sections of pages that will try to explain the contents of the article. For example, they say that Chris's incredibly hypocritical look at the Bible is probably due to his priest (the only authority he acknowledges) being incredibly liberal when it comes to alternate interpretations.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Kayfabe Kayfabe]: For example, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BillyMays Billy Mays] from PVCC is &lt;strike&gt;not&lt;/strike&gt; dead and was &lt;strike&gt;not&lt;/strike&gt; replaced by Anthony Sullivan, Ryan and Clyde Cash did &lt;strike&gt;not&lt;/strike&gt; kill themselves, Liquid Chris is &lt;strike&gt;an impostor&lt;/strike&gt; the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler, and Solid Chris is &lt;strike&gt;Christian Weston Chandler&lt;/strike&gt; an impostor called Ian Brandon &lt;strike&gt;Anderson&lt;/strike&gt; [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OverlyLongGag Something].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KickTheDog Kick The Dog]: Chris does this on a regular basis.<br /> ** A prime example is poor sonichuizcool, a young, mentally retarded girl who was almost certainly the only genuine fan Chris ever had. He, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EpicFail of course], mocked her and her disabilities until she went away because he decided, without anything vaguely resembling evidence, that she was a troll. This was before Chris was heavily targeted by actual trolls, so you can't even chalk it up to paranoia.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KidsAreCruel Kids Are Cruel]: Even when he deserved it, one does have to admit that what BlueSpike (13 years) did with Chris (Playing with him, making him do disgusting/humiliating things, including breaking his medallion and ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AssShove shoving the pieces up his own ass]'') was cruel. He also seemed to enjoy torturing him.<br /> ** And voluntarily spending hours listening to Chris masturbating. It's probably safe to say that he's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CreepyChild got a few screws loose] himself.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KillEmAll Kill Em All]: What seems to be going on in season 2... which is shaping up to be WAY better than season 1!<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KnifeNut Knife Nut]: Chris somehow managed to obtain a knife. Judging by the fact that in a short period of time he threatened [[Don't Mess With Me|Clyde Cash]], [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|some other troll]] [[CWC Blog#14 March 2010|and the editors of CWCki]] with it, having a knife makes him feel powerful and he thinks it will solve all his problems. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SarcasmMode This of course doesn't make him look creepy and mentally unbalanced at all.]<br /> ** It makes him look like future Prison or Mental Asylum material if he doesn't puts an end to it.<br /> ** You have to wonder just how dangerous a 2-inch penknife really is in the hands of someone who takes [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OverlyLongFightingAnimation at least 5 seconds to pull it out and open it with both hands]. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EpicFail When he manages to open it at all].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KnightTemplar Knight Templar]: Subverted. He tries to make himself look like one, but it's clear that the only thing fuelling his self-righteousness is ego.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KnowNothingKnowItAll Know Nothing Know It All]: Chris repeatedly proves that he knows nothing about relationships, sex, parenting, copyright, drawing and several other subjects. That of course doesn't stop him from considering himself the greatest expert ever on these subjects and offering advice on them to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll fans].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LackOfEmpathy Lack Of Empathy]: Chris is a terrifying combination of Autism, which makes it difficult for him to understand when and how to be empathetic, Narcissism which makes him incredibly self centered and a child-like naïvete which makes him simply unaware of what other people consider traumatic. When he ''comforts'' people he usually says &quot;move on&quot; or starts talking about how his dog died. To provide a particularly grisly example, [[Twitter#02 March 2010|when he tweeted about his father's hospitalization]] as a result of congested heart failure, his main concern was apparently his own level of stress, thanks to only getting four hours of sleep. His [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hatedom fanbase] had to wait more than two months until Chris finally decided to [[Some Favored Comedians|briefly mention]] that his father recovered... even though in the meantime he posted a few tweets and blog entries, as well as several new videos, raging or ranting on various subjects mostly related to himself, but not even mentioning what was happening to his father. Bob is in his eighties and has had four heart attacks; his hospitalization isn't something that should be taken so lightly.<br /> ** To be fair, his father isn't the most likable person there is; it's not a very good [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudianExcuse Freudian Excuse] but neither are great people. Bob's only popular becuase he antagonizes Chris.<br /> ** Let's face it, at this point, it's likely that it's finally impossible for Chris to even understand ''humanity or basic emotion''.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LarynxDissonance Larynx Dissonance]: Mary Lee Walsh in ''Sonichu: The Animated Series''. By her second appearance, she has a very [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheVentureBrothers Dr. Girlfriend-esque] voice, despite the fact that every other female character is voiced by either an actual girl or someone at least trying to attempt a girl's voice.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheLeisureSuitLarry The Leisure Suit Larry]: Chris has elements of this: He's been dedicated to his ''Love Quest'' for years now, but his methods have been [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Understatement modestly questionable] (he used to loiter around shopping malls drawing comics and playing with his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NintendoDS Nintendo DS], hoping a Boyfriend-Free Girl would eventually notice him). In fact, the only reason the ''Sonichu'' comic exists in the first place is so that Chris would have at least one significant accomplishment with which to impress potential mates.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LegacyCharacter Legacy Character]: Many trolls adopt the persona of the Man in the Pickle Suit, a shadowy and nefarious figure whom Chris believes masterminds the trolling efforts.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LimitedWardrobe Limited Wardrobe]: Just like his comic character, he tends to wear the same style of shirts over and over again. A line in the comic about how he couldn't even imagine himself in the lead of a story he was reading unless he looked at himself in the mirror to remember his appearance seems to indicate why he wants his appearance to be as static as possible (and perhaps why he can't see himself as being overweight).<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LiteralMinded Literal Minded]: Due to combination of his autism, unwillingness to learn [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Understatement and just not being very smart in general], [[Chris and English#Semantics|Chris tends to interpret figurative speech literally]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters Loads And Loads Of Characters]: Between Chris, his immediate family, his extended family, his gal-pals, his &quot;sweethearts&quot;, and his trolls, there are easily over 40 people to keep track of.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LogicBomb Logic Bomb]: At one point during ''A Girl who Brought Down the World'', the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] must stop Chris from having sex with her. She does this by telling him that he can have sex with her, but only if it's a threesome with another man. Cue Chris leaving the room in confusion.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LoveAtFirstSight Love At First Sight]: Basically every single couple in the comic, while Chandler himself is a big proponent of this as well, falling in love with pretty much any female he has extended contact with, and on one occasion actually ''proposing'' to a woman he had never actually met. He seems to think he'll marry the first woman he has a successful date with.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LoveMakesYouCrazy Love Makes You Crazy]: On the silly end of the spectrum is Chris making videos for his girlfriend's pet hermit crabs and hopping around like the Easter bunny. On the scary end of the spectrum are videos like [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBUzZowEt1E For My Sweetest Ivy]. All for the same girl, incidentally, who made Chris ''particularly'' strange.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LoveTriangle Love Triangle]: First there was Chris/Blanca Weiss/Sarah Jackson triangle, which ended when Sarah died in a car crash (don't worry, Chris moved on). Later there were Chris/PandaHalo/&lt;strike&gt;BlueSpike&lt;/strike&gt;Julie ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HilarityEnsues hilarity ensued] when Panda and Julie &quot;[[IRC (04 January 2009)|found out]]&quot; that Chris was a two-timer) and Chris/PandaHalo/Clyde Cash (who [[IRC (21 January 2009)|hinted]] that he wouldn't mind turning this into an OT3) triangles, which ended when &lt;strike&gt;Panda died in a bushfire&lt;/strike&gt; Chris convinced himself that Panda died in a bushfire (don't worry, Chris moved on). And later there was Solid Chris/Kacey/Liquid Chris triangle, which ended with Kacey dumping Solid Chris and marrying Liquid (don't worry, at the same time Solid managed to &quot;[[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|copyright]]&quot; ''Sonichu'', which was enough for him to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RunningGag move on]).<br /> ** He moved on before that. He practically said Liquid could have Kacey as long as Solid was acknowledged as being the real Christian Weston Chandler.<br /> ** The Ivy Saga wasn't free of these either. Even though Ivy was the recipient of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NightmareFuel particularly memorable] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LoveMakesYouCrazy displays of Chris' affection], said affection did't stop Chris from cybering with &lt;strike&gt;a troll&lt;/strike&gt; Vanessa Hudgens.<br /> ** Christian's videos from mid-March 2010 are somewhat incoherent, but it looks like he is convinced that a mysterious troll nicknamed Surfshack Tito &quot;stole&quot; his latest &quot;sweetheart&quot; from him. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MurderTheHypotenuse And for that reason Chris wants to murder him.]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LyingCreator Lying Creator]: &quot;Original characters&quot; my ass.<br /> ** One hilarious one that could have easily been averted was accusations that Rosechu was male because she lacks the shortened tail female Raichus have in the 4th Generation Pokemon games. How? By initially explaining how Rosechu was created prior to the 4th generation games. Instead, he edits a portion of his comic to show Rosechu having a blunted tail like 4th Generation female Raichus, and claims it's been this way the entire time. Even if he did edit the source as well, there's still countless things he's drawn with Rosechu that do not have a blunted tail. Because he follows this logic, trolls now acknowledge that Rosechu was always [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Transvestite male].<br /> *** In [[Mailbag 49#Revisionist history|Mailbag 49]] someone actually pointed out to Chris that he could handle the issue by stating that Rosechu was created before there were gender differences in Pokémon games. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SureWhyNot Chris agreed]... and then once again claimed that he never drew Raichu with pointed tail.<br /> ** For a better list on how much he lies, [[Lies|check here.]]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ManChild Man Child]: Chris is pretty much the dictionary definition of this trope, with a hint of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PsychopathicManchild Psychopathic Manchild]: Both his family and his welfare check have allowed him to live as a child eternally, playing [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TabletopGames/Pokemon children's card games], filling his bedroom with toys, spending all his disposable income ([[Chris and money|and more!]]) on games and exhibiting the [[Chris and art|artistic abilities]] and [[Chris and anger|social skills]] of a 6-year-old.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MassHypnosis Mass Hypnosis]: In response to an increasing number of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll fans] who claimed that they won't read ''Sonichu'' anymore and that ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Asperchu]'' is better, Chris released [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|this video]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MathematiciansAnswer Mathematician's Answer]: In one of the [[Mailbag 28|Mailbags:]]<br /> ::'''kaybear@mail.com:''' You're almost 28. Why do you think you are still a virgin at your age?<br /> ::'''Chris:''' Because I still have not ever had sexual intercourse.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MeaningfulRename Meaningful Rename]: In 1992, after &quot;the bear,&quot; a performer in a bear costume playing in a band at the local mall, confused Christopher's name for Christian, the young Mr. Chandler took it as a sign from God to change his first name to Christian.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MemeticMolester Memetic Molester]: Chris. Especially regarding poor Megan.<br /> ** The Megan fiasco is actually quite unsettling when you find out more about it; from the e-mails she sent him telling him to stop touching her, to his attempt to take her to a hotel in an apparent bid to have sex with her.<br /> *** There is absolutely nothing &quot;memetic&quot; about it when you consider Megan.<br /> ** The scariest part of the whole thing is that Chris claimed that if he ''hadn't'' drawn porn of her, he &quot;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NearRapeExperience might actually have done something really dumb and stupid].&quot; [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralEventHorizon Jesus. Christ].<br /> *** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeLogic And drawing porn of your own best friend isn't something really dumb and stupid?]<br /> *** Compared to the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AttemptedRape alternative], it's Mensa material, especially since the porn finally convinced his friend to get the hell away from him. That's not what Chris intended, of course, but, really, who cares?<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MemeticMutation Memetic Mutation]<br /> ** &quot;Get away from the Internet! I'm cuttin' it down, right now!&quot; Bob Chandler, Internet Lumberjack.<br /> *** From the same Saga: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick &quot;Julay! JULAAAAAAAAAAAY!&quot;] (Though that one's become an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OverusedRunningGag Overused Running Gag] by now.)<br /> ** [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]].<br /> ** And who can forget [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PsychopathicManchild &quot;I NAME IS NOT IAN! BRANDON! SOMETHING!&quot;] [sic]<br /> ** Many &quot;CWCisms,&quot; to the point that he practically has his own tropes, used here (&quot;pedofork,&quot; &quot;virgin with rage,&quot; &quot;dirty, crapped briefs,&quot; and so forth. Basically, any particular phrasing you see twice in even ''this article'' came from something Chris-chan said, or was found on the wiki that is frequently linked to here.)<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NotListeningToMeAreYou Your meme has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MinorInjuryOverreaction Minor Injury Overreaction]: Count Graduon, the head honcho villain of the comics, is named for Chris's graduation, at which he cried because he didn't get an award for his art &quot;skills&quot;. Most villains based on real people are demonized versions of those who were upholding the law against public solicitation of sex and gave him the appropriate punishment.<br /> ** He has also [[9 February 2010|declared]] the loss of his personal wiki, of all things, the worst thing he has suffered and declared his wish to execute the people presumed responsible. And later he actually had them tortured and executed in his comic.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MisaimedMarketing Misaimed Marketing]: Chris is outraged by the fact that, despite its hideously chauvinistic ad campaigns, Axe body spray is mostly popular among gay men.<br /> ** While technically not marketed, Chris's comic is aimed at children. Its readers consist mainly of either trolls or troll sympathizers.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MissionFromGod Mission From God]: Chris ''will'' get laid. Not to prove his heterosexuality. Not because that's what he thinks being an adult is all about. No, he will get laid so that he may father Crystal Weston Chandler, because GodJesus ''commands'' it.<br /> ** Though it seems that proving his heterosexuality is at least equally important to him (see [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HomePornMovie Home Porn Movie] above).<br /> ** It's also worth noting that Chris Chan is a bit selective about which missions from GodJesus he accepts. He tried to justify his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/QuestForSex Quest For Sex] claiming that God and Jesus ordered him to father a daughter in one of his dreams... but in the same dream he also supposedly saw himself having an office job, and yet [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSlacker we don't see him engaging in any &quot;quest for office job&quot;].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoeAnthropomorphism Moe Anthropomorphism]: [[CWCki:CWCki-tan|CWCki-tan]], the CWCki's official mascot.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoneyDearBoy Money Dear Boy]: Chris, after wishing death on her several times, made Audiobook director Vivitheg a peace offering via email, apologising for his rash attitude. He then asked that he be paid for 25% of any profits made from anything related to the Audiobooks. Smooth, Chris.<br /> ** She complied by giving him 100% of all profits. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItMakesSenseInContext And the audiobook is free].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoodWhiplash Mood Whiplash]: Regular viewers of his online hijinks alternate between sympathy for Chris on the one hand and angry impatience with his conceited idiocy/occasional expressions of prejudice on the other. Just about every comments section for his videos has several people remarking that they &quot;remember why&quot; they don't always feel sorry for him.<br /> ** Christian's habit of finishing his statements with wishing everyone a good day or showing a peace sign sometimes creates unintentional Mood Whiplash. For example, Chris wished everyone a good day right after [[Attraction Sign|writing: &quot;And to all MEN with girlfriends, except marrieds and blacks, go jump off a cliff&quot;]], or [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|yelling that HE WILL STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!]]<br /> ::&quot;Death to the trolls, peace to everyone else.&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralEventHorizon Moral Event Horizon]: Bluespike, though there is some debate as to whether it was making Chris destroy his medal and put the remains where the sun doesn't shine or yelling at him to burn down his house.<br /> ** There's also Bluespike being a thirteen-year-old and having phone sex with Chris. This enraged a great deal of Chris trolls.<br /> ** Chris himself has done a couple of things that could be considered MEHs, such as the creation of ShecameforCWC.JPG or his reaction to Panda's supposed rape (or really, ''anything'' involving Chris and rape, as he has a rather... [[Chris and rape|skewed]] opinion on the subject). If not those two, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCDjrjr3b7M his mocking of 9/11] certainly counts. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenEvilHasStandards It even pissed off the trolls!]<br /> *** Don't worry, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNDfdFCHU2U he apologized]... and reused the Twin Towers picture... as candles on a cake... aflame... which he snuffs out.<br /> ** He spent half a year mourning the death of his dog. It is known that he broke down in tears over it half a year after the event transpired. Panda, on the other hand? Twelve hours later he was cybering with Julie.<br /> ** And speaking of Bluespike, during the conversation he clearly cared more for his PSN than he did &quot;Julie.&quot;<br /> ** Then there was the leaked email exchange between Chris where his half-brother is begging him for help resolving questions he has about his parentage... and Chris ignores this to ask for his help with ballot-stuffing an internet contest. Yes, he's that cold and self-centered even with his own ''flesh and blood''.<br /> ** How about Chris responding to the death of a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll fan] with a copied-and-pasted message about how &quot;[their] letter has been read fully, and [their] thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement&quot;?<br /> *** To be fair, the whole thing was blatantly fake.<br /> **** Christian thought it was real, though.<br /> ** Don't forget how Christian Chandler attempted to run over a Mall guard with &lt;strike&gt;his&lt;/strike&gt; his mother's car after they kicked him out for soliciting sex.<br /> ** If Michael Snyder is telling the truth - [[6 June 2010|which, if you read between lines, Chris-Chan himself pretty much confirmed]] - Chris taking photos of Snyder's daughter and attempting to run him over with a car. Chris claims he was taking pictures of Snyder to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DartboardOfHate throw darts at it], and that Michael jumped on his car. The former does sound plausible, given Chris as a person, though it may not be the whole truth. The latter... not so much.<br /> ** He shows no distraught over the death of his own father. The only thing stopping him from undoubtely being a Complete Monster is the fact he can't act out his twisted imagination in real life.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MyBelovedSmother My Beloved Smother]: Chris's mother Barbara seems to be pretty damn overbearing of him... quite possibly to an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoYay improper] degree.&lt;sup&gt;* Chris himself admitted that [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|he confides in her about his masturbation habits]], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick so really, anything is possible here].&lt;/sup&gt; It's clear that her constant pampering and indulgence of Chris and his antics, along with her obvious reluctance to seek any actual professional assistance for Chris and his disadvantages, played a major role in turning Chris into the reclusive, socially inept and narcissistic [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JerkAss Jerkass] that he is today. When it comes to her treatment of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWoobie poor old Cole Smithey], though, she crosses the line into out-and-out [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AbusiveParents abusiveness].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NamesTheSame Name's The Same]: Whoever Ian Brandon Anderson ''really'' is, he's probably not the frontman for Jethro Tull. That's Ian ''Scott'' Anderson.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Narm Narm]: Chris' personal conduct is a great source of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Narm Narm] because his entire self-image seems to be a stunning example of either rampant self-deception, [http://gagne.homedns.org/~tgagne/contrib/unskilled.html this phenomenon in action], or some combination of both. He seems to be blissfully unaware of what a laughable failure on virtually every level he is and to genuinely believe himself to be an intelligent, nice, handsome, strong man [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWoobie who has endured horrible and totally undeserved suffering], and whose enemies are only out to get him because they're bigoted against autistics or otherwise bad people, and he conducts himself accordingly. This results in all sorts of unintentional comedy. Like him [[I AM STRONG|trying to]] [[Chris Loses It|be intimidating]]. And him responding to being called on his complete lack of worldly accomplishments by [[Father Call|making simple household chores like pulling weeds out to be some kind of heroic effort and suggesting they're comparable to serving in the Gulf War]]. Or [[Tobacky|claiming to have an IQ of over 300 while demonstrating he has no clue how big the solar system is]] and that [[Semen#Recycling|he apparently thinks]] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailBiologyForever you can &quot;recycle&quot; ejaculate back into your sperm count by swallowing it]. Or writing such narmy lines as &quot;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Chris-chan/Megan_Saga my heart was hit so bad, that it sprung a leak... it leaked pain, torment and the deep feelings I had held in for so long. *sigh*]&quot;, which are hilarious when you contrast his rhetoric with what his conduct suggests about the true nature of his emotional life (namely that he's a selfish, egotistical, borderline sociopathic man-child whose &quot;pain&quot; and &quot;torment&quot; is mostly resentment at the world not always accomodating his king-sized sense of entitlement).<br /> ** [[:File:Chrisreply3.PNG|&quot;Do me a favor, draw a VAGINA on my Rosechu; Rosechu IS A GIRL; SHE NEVER HAD A FREAKIN' PICKLE!!!! IF I SEE ONE MORE FREAKIN' PICKLE, AND YOU MAY SPREAD THIS QUOTE TO OTHER ADULT FAN ARTISTS, I WILL CREATE YOU IN SOUL CALIBUR III AND BEAT YOU UP LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!!!&quot;]]<br /> ** &quot;[[Mailbag 21#In which Chris receives a letter from the son of God|I feel like I am quick-decisive, I can move like a ninja, and my mind is sharp.]]&quot;<br /> ** &quot;[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENTER NEW TERRITORY THAT MAY OPEN NEW CREATIVE DOORS WITHIN YOUR MIND. ARE YOU 18 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER?]]&quot;. Because nothing opens new creative doors within one's mind like [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FetishRetardant atrociously drawn Rule 34 pictures].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NationalStereotypes National Stereotypes]: It seems that Christian's entire &quot;knowledge&quot; of [[War Paint Video|Native Americans]] or [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|&quot;Brits, Irish and Scots&quot;]] consists of nothing more than these stereotypes.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NauseaFuel Nausea Fuel]: &quot;Recycling.&quot; Why ''why WHY'' would you film yourself... [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WaterfallPuke ugh]...<br /> ** You will never look at fanta the same way again.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NeutralEvil Neutral Evil]: Chris doesn't feel the slightiest remorse when he dishes death threats, begs Jesus to kill his &quot;enemies&quot; and tries to use the superpowers that he thinks he have to doom anyone who doesn't like him to Hell for all eternity. He comments (and feels PROUD) to have attempted to run over a mall guard with &lt;strike&gt;his&lt;/strike&gt; his mother's car after said guard kicked him out for soliciting sex, AND also comments he needs to masturbate to &quot;keep his hormones under control and keep himself from assaulting women.&quot; He only cares about himself, feels completely justified to do whatever it takes to get what he wants, feels absolutely NO remorse for the horrendous things he does to others, and absolutely refuses to admit he may be wrong after all. Some people honestly think that it's a matter of time until Christian ends up causing a tragedy IRL and his victims will never know why.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NeverLiveItDown Never Live It Down]: Chris only used the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnusualEuphemism Unusual Euphemism] &quot;niggos&quot; (instead of &quot;n----rs&quot;) once, but it's been mocked endlessly. (BlueSpike was trying to make him say ''&quot;BILLY MAYS is the new mayor of CWCville, and Christian Chandler will be thrown in CWCville jail, where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers.&quot;'', but Chris changed the last word.)<br /> ** And now, the sequel: insulting a troll by calling him &quot;n----r&quot;. Time only tells if he'll ever live this one down either.<br /> ** And dirty crapped briefs. And the photo of him in his mother's underwear. And drinking his semen. And... yeah, Chris tends to get a lot of these.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NeverMyFault Never My Fault]: Chris absolutely '''will not''' ever admit that he is at fault for any of the bad things that happen to him, even [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm saying his elementary school board was somehow to blame for his adult failures.]<br /> ** One of the more infamous episodes also doubled as a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralEventHorizon Moral Event Horizon] for many. Megan, who by all accounts, by even the most jaded trolls, was an absolute saint for wanting to be friends with Chris, continuing to hang out with him even after he endlessly tried to touch her, was convinced they were dating when she made it ''emphatically'' clear that they were not, and in general was just an all round Jerkass to her. Then, after he started getting trolled, in a ''bizarre'' move, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChaoticStupid somehow expecting doing so would make him &quot;victorious&quot;] uploaded several self made rule 34 drawings, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TooDumbToLive including one of Megan]. She, very apporpriately, was horrified, and severed all ties with Chris, finally having had enough of his sexual harrassment. Chris to this day blames the trolls for driving away his only friend. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NiceJobBreakingItHero Nice Job Breaking It Hero].<br /> ** He also blames his failure at getting a girlfriend on the &quot;Infinitely High Boyfriend Factor,&quot; apparently not realizing that, first off, claiming to be in a relationship already is a handy way to not give someone you have no intention of dating your number without just saying &quot;you're fat, ugly, and creepy.&quot; He also absolutely refuses to acknowledge that the manner in which he acts, including but not limited to, blatant sexism, unwanted touching, poor hygiene, and insistence on discussing his comic with all potential dates, tends to act as a deterrent for the opposite sex.<br /> ** While he never actually blames outside individuals for this one, whenever a new troll poses as a girlfriend for him (there have been literally dozens), many white knights feel compelled to warn him over and over that they are trolls, but he refuses to listen to them. It's quite ironic; he thinks the trolls are white knights, and the white knights are trolls. When the troll eventually reveals themselves, Chris' reaction is invariably him displaying shock, and claiming he never could have seen it coming.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NiceJobBreakingItHero Nice Job Breaking It Hero]: Chris removed the wifi antenna from his PS3 in an attempt to get rid of a bug that was put on it.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Noob Noob]: Despite spending the majority of his time and income on gaming, Chris has been described as &quot;pretty terrible at all the games he played&quot;, routinely losing to small children before he got banned from The Game Place.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NotListeningToMeAreYou Not Listening To Me Are You]: Typically noticeable in phone conversations, plus having to be prodded just to give a response in RL conversations.<br /> ** &quot;Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.&quot; - Infamous response to multiple letters in Mailbag 52. One of which was a widow informing Chris her husband died due to his inaction. He claims to have been simply stumped on what else to say. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Facepalm Except he does the same to an automated message regarding the memorial.]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NotQuiteDead Not Quite Dead]: Clyde Cash and PandaHalo.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneEmployee Only Sane Employee]: In the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AnimatedAdaptation Animated Adaptation], Ms. Allison shows signs of this with regard to running the city. In fact, she's probably the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan only sane person] in the animated adaptation.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OrwellianEditor Orwellian Editor]: Chris is very, very intent on correcting the internet's twisted image of himself (specifically that of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica Encyclopedia Dramatica]) with varied degrees of success... to the point where he has essentially copypasted the ''entirety'' of the ED article on himself (which is already horridly out of date) [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Chris_chan and applied a series of personal corrections].<br /> ** He has also gone back and corrected any of his CWCipedia articles if they contradict what he would currently say about what has happened. He may not be as thorough as the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NineteenEightyFour Ministry of Truth], but he has that same motivation.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PantyShot Panty Shot]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanDisservice Chris,] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taiBe4ct_So halfway into this video.]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PaperThinDisguise Paper Thin Disguise]: Liquid Chris. The scary part is that Solid Chris thinks people are actually falling for it.<br /> ** ''Solid Chris himself'' partially fell for it. He still thinks that Liquid's name is actually Christian Weston Chandler; in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|ninth call between Solid Chris and Alec Benson Leary]], Solid referred to Liquid as &quot;the other Chris&quot;.<br /> ** Chris himself apparently tried this in a series of phonecalls to Liquid's girlfriend, impersonating Liquid. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BluffTheImpostor It didn't work], but [[Kacey Phone Call|Kacey humored him and played along]].<br /> *** The best part is that both Chris and Kacey forget that Chris is supposed to be impersonating Liquid. Chris doesn't catch on.<br /> ** Chris once also attempted to infiltrate an IRC conversation between major trolls. With the nickname of &quot;SonichuClone.&quot; While claiming to be a 30-year-old troll named Bill Riley. Using ''[[:Image:BillRiley.jpg|this]]'' as his picture.<br /> *** Before that, he attempted to impersonate a troll whose e-mail account he hacked&lt;sup&gt;* well, actually a troll who allowed Chris to hack his/her e-mail account as a part of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BatmanGambit Batman Gambit]&lt;/sup&gt; when contacting Jack Thaddeus. [[Jack Thaddeus E-mails|Hilarity ensued]] because Chris learned a bit too late that the account he hacked belonged to Jack's &quot;daughter&quot;; and even after he caught on, he impersonated her so badly that it made Jack remark that he should &quot;stop acting like a Chris Chan.&quot;<br /> ** He also once vandalized his ED page [[George W. Bush#ED Edit|while pretending to be George W. Bush]].<br /> ** Recently, he attempted to vandalize the CWCki using the account &quot;GodofThunderGodofWar&quot;, failing as usual. He was quickly discovered thanks to his Unique Writing Style and some IP testing and got treated with all the respect he deserved.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ParanoiaFuel Paranoia Fuel]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TroperDemographics Many of us] love videogames and cartoons (Japanese and otherwise) that are [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PeripheryDemographic probably intended for people younger than ourselves]. Many of us have had romantic difficulties in past. Some of us may write our own webcomics, or other [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TroperWorks Troper Works]. And many of us are ''terrified'' of being [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NotSoDifferent like Chris], the ultimate otaku, a terrifying mirror held up to anime, manga, and video game fandom.<br /> ** People with Asperger's Syndrome or other forms of autism already see him as an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AntiRoleModel Anti Role Model].<br /> ** Another frightening thought: if anything we produce, either in real life or online, becomes such an object of derision as to inspire entire wikis devoted to our failures.<br /> ** Furthermore, if you were [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SonicTheHedgehog Yuji Naka] or [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Pokemon Satoshi Tajiri] and learned how badly some guy got messed up over ''your'' creative works.<br /> *** Want to make this [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Irony even] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HighOctaneNightmareFuel better?] Tajiri has Aspergers.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PeoplesRepublicOfTyranny People's Republic Of Tyranny]: The True and Honest Lovers' City of CWCville, named &quot;in a way similar to the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.&quot; A place where Chris' initials are plastered everywhere out of &quot;love,&quot; a non-elected &quot;mayor&quot; makes dictatorial decrees, the autocrat's secretary has to do all actual administrative duties while the head of government runs around chasing tail, what sparse buildings dot the landscape are run-down and lopsided, and the only relief in sight is a guerilla movement headed by the dean of the town college.<br /> ** Also, anti-homosexuality laws enforced by ''constant psychic surveillance.''<br /> *** Repealed only because it would force the psychic in question to watch homoerotic thoughts, not the invasion of privacy.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PetTheDog Pet The Dog]: One of the trolls, Vivian, sent Chris's dad a present for his 82nd birthday.<br /> ** Jack Thaddeus removed the biggest and most hardcore ads from CWCipedia after the news about Chris' father's hospitalization.<br /> *** In addition, several trolls have sent Bob flowers and other gifts while he is hospitalized.<br /> ** Clyde Cash, one of the most notorious trolls, hacked into Chris's Club Nintendo account... and bought President Barack Obama a Mario hat while he was at it.<br /> ** Perhaps the only positive trait Chris has ever had was his relationship with his dog, Patti. He actually seemed to care about her, and was genuinely distraught when she died. Keep in mind, this is the guy who didn't mourn the death ''of his own father.''<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThePigPen The Pig Pen]: People who have encountered Chris in real life have said he smells like a homeless man or rotting fruits, due to his replacing of showers with Axe body spray. Also, there's the subject of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PottyFailure dirty, crapped briefs]...<br /> ** The real irony is that [[The_GAMe_PLACe|he uses hand sanitiser immediately after shaking someone else's hand]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThePollyanna The Pollyanna]: Chris is regularly harassed and humiliated, but rest assured he'll be back on Youtube beaming about his latest endeavour in no time.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PopStation Pop Station]: Chris's version of Vivi Gee and Dethchemist's ''Sonichu'' audiobook.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PottyFailure Potty Failure]: Dirty, crapped briefs. Chris compares the fact he occasionally shits his pants as a grown man to an infant child doing the same thing in diapers. The fact he brings this up during an online conversation with Clyde Cash makes this absolutely pathetic.<br /> ** Eating nothing but fast food and drinking nothing but soda and power drinks for years, while completely removing fruits, veggies and fresh water from his diet? It's a miracle that his digestive system could still work, especialy with all the candy and sweets that Chris stuffs down his throat every day.<br /> ***[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlatantLies Stuff…candy…don't…][http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint Chris stuffs vegetables down his throat!] [[Chris and English#Rhetorical comparisons and sarcasm|He stuffs green beans! He stuffs broccoli! He stuffs corn! He stuffs carrots!]]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PsychopathicManchild Psychopathic Manchild]: Chris. He easily fits the &quot;manchild&quot; part, and &lt;strike&gt;may&lt;/strike&gt; now definitely qualifies as a psychopath as well.<br /> |}<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;prettytable collapsible collapsed&quot;<br /> !Tropes found in Trolling, Trollfics, and RealLife:Q-Z<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/QuestForSex Quest For Sex]: Nowadays it's obvious that Christian's &quot;Love Quest&quot; is actually this. He wants to get laid so badly that he's willing to reveal all kinds of personal information about himself, including details about his masturbation habits, as well as draw pornographic comic starring himself, photograph himself wearing diapers and film himself running around naked and displaying &quot;random-access humor&quot;, masturbating, humping a love doll, drinking his own semen or demonstrating how he would pleasure a woman orally if he thinks it will help him score. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick And yes, he actually did all these things]. Interestingly, though perhaps unsurprisingly, one thing he won't do to get laid is actually improving himself, as evidenced by the [[Jackie e-mails Part 3|Jackie e-mails]].<br /> ** He also won't pay for a prostitute, despite spending well over a thousand dollars on games he will never play.<br /> ** He is also too coward to even talk to a prostitute, as some trolls once sent TWO hookers to his house and according to them, he panicked and hid behind of his mom until she asked them to leave.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RapeIsLove Rape Is Love]: Implied in the 'relationship' between Clyde Cash and PandaHalo. Chris now believes that they are [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HappilyMarried Happily Married].<br /> ** Chris-Chan also believes this to be [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TruthInTelevision Truth In Television].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealityIsUnrealistic Reality Is Unrealistic]: Clips of one of Chris' videos was featured on a radio show, prompting one of the hosts to say that if Chris were a character in a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DavidLynch David Lynch] movie, he'd think Lynch was trying too hard.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheReasonYouSuckSpeech The Reason You Suck Speech]: Pretty much all of them. Basically anything that ''CChanSonichuCWC'' ('the impersonator', 'Brown Chris', 'Liquid Chris') posts.<br /> ** There has been at least [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYCLNJGaZgQ one time] Chris has delivered a very effective [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheReasonYouSuckSpeech The Reason You Suck Speech] ... [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm to himself.]<br /> *** Kacey's father gave Chris what is essentially a two-hour-long version of this in a phonecall.<br /> ** Alec Benson Leary delivered a few of these to him in the phone calls, calling him out on being lazy and belligerent. And Chris hung up.<br /> ** ''Sonichu Revolution'' is pretty much one big TRYSS in comic form, calling Chris out on his ego, laziness, unoriginality and hypocrisy. Naturally, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint this all flies right over Chris's head] and he just complains about the violence.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RefugeInAudacity Refuge In Audacity]: Several fanworks, including ''Sonichu the Animated Series'' and ''Sonichu is Gay''.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheRemake The Remake]: The [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeviantART deviantART] member [http://gabmonteiro9389.deviantart.com/ gabmonteiro9389] is [http://gabmonteiro9389.deviantart.com/art/Sonichu-Remake-Issue-0-Cover-117025346 redoing] ''Sonichu'' and giving it [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoCoolItsAwesome awesome] art. The crap story is still there, but at least the eyesore isn't.<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeHorror Considering] the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ColdBloodedTorture contents] of later issues, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YourMileageMayVary better art might not be such a good thing].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Rickroll Rickroll]: An ''unintentional'' example, [[Chris Chan Update 24 September 2008#Video|believe it or not.]]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheRival The Rival]: Liquid Chris; a literal rival in the singing contest. In his videos, Liquid shows himself as a sort of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodModeSue God Mode Sue] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Doppelganger Doppelganger] to Chris, copying his mannerisms and (claimed) skills, but doing them pretty well: Liquid actually is fairly handsome and quite talented. Liquid claims to have grown up and taken his creation ''Sonichu'' to future success in the video game and comic industry, much to the chagrin of regular Chris.<br /> **And now we have Alec Benson Leary's [http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page Asperchu], which Chris now believes is &quot;stealing&quot; Sonichu's fanbase.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RootingForTheEmpire Rooting For The Empire]: Some of the troll depictions portray the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens as heroic rebels trying to overthrow a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PsychopathicManchild Psychopathic Manchild] dictator and his army of superpowered enforcers.<br /> ** More humorlously, and technically in an instance of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheEmpire The Empire] rooting for itself, when Chris depicted 4chan as a building, &quot;The 4 Cent Garbage Building,&quot; where ''Satan'' works as a receptionist, the building is 72 (66 + 6) floors tall, and exists mainly to display Chris's poor sense of humor, he chose to depict its employees as having only one job: drinking beer all day. Instead of being offended, as Chris hoped, the unanimous response was &quot;Fucking with Chris and drinking beer all day and getting paid for it? That sounds like the best job ever.&quot;<br /> *** And drawing [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleThirtyFour Rule Thirty Four] art.<br /> ** From the Meta angle, arguably, anyone who takes sides (see [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilVersusEvil Evil Versus Evil]).<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SadisticChoice Sadistic Choice]: Bluespike/Julie/Max is a master at this.<br /> ** More recently trolls put ''Sonichu'' comics on sale on Lulu.com, forcing Chris to choose whether he should officially condemn them, thus breaking his earlier promise that he will leave the Internet (and presumably upsetting some external force that almost certainly made him make that promise in the first place), or whether he should keep aforementioned promise and just watch his precious ''Sonichu'' being &quot;stolen&quot; from him. [[F Abstinance|Chris made his choice rather quickly.]]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SecretTestOfCharacter Secret Test Of Character]: Both Clyde and Bluespike used these on Chris. He failed all of them.<br /> ** Clyde worked with PandaHalo to claim she was raped and pregnant with his child. Chris treated the rape like it was an affair and agreed to give the hypothetical child to Clyde the moment he offered to do so. Later, Panda made use of the Australian Brushfires to fake her death. Chris moved on to Julie in less than twelve hours.<br /> ** Speaking of Julie, during his hostage negotiations with Bluespike, he caught on to the secret test (He had to pick Julie or his PSN account) and picked Julie, expecting that he'd pass the test and get the PSN back for making the right choice, revealing that Chris sees women on the same level of overpriced gaming consoles.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SevenDeadlySins Seven Deadly Sins]: Chris embodies ''all'' of them. Thankfully, Sloth means he will never act seriously on the others... or at least he won't act on them [[6 June 2010|most of the time]].<br /> ** Sloth: He is a parasite who lives on government welfare checks, doesn't work, and can't be arsed to maintain his shitty comic or improve himself.<br /> ** Lust: He owns all manner of sex toys, has had sex with a blowup doll, views female friends as women who are withholding sex from him, and generally acts like a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StalkerWithACrush creepy stalker] to gal-pal and stranger alike.<br /> ** Wrath: He throws tantrums, verbally abused his college dean, and shouts internet death threats all the time.<br /> ** Envy: He is jealous of men who have girlfriends, and blames them for preventing him from having one (instead of his poor hygiene, awful manners, deplorable behavior, stalkerish tendencies, multiple prejudices, no job, etc).<br /> ** Greed: He is an extremely materialistic individual who has stolen several thousand dollars off of his parent's credit cards.<br /> ** Gluttony: He overeats on junk food and other assorted crap.<br /> ** Pride: He is incapable of taking criticism, he considers his poorly drawn cartoon on par with professionals, he sees himself as entitled to so much despite providing so little, and generally acts like a smug, pompous brat when he isn't raging or sad at some relatively trivial thing.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SelfDeprecatingHumor Self Deprecating Humor]: In a FAQ, the CWCki wonders &quot;who really has no life here: Chris, or the people who obsessively document and debate everything he does?&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SelfInflictedHell Self Inflicted Hell]: Chris is basically strangling himself with his internet connection.<br /> ** There's even a saying among the trolls: &quot;No one trolls Chris better than Chris.&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SelfFanService Self Fan Service]: Mary Lee Walsh went from being an old lady in [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Canon canon] to being a beautiful succubus-resembling demon in trollfics.<br /> ** Justified in that Chris's art style is so crude that at first most people couldn't tell she was supposed to have gray hair, the only real visual indication of her age in the comic. Early &quot;fan&quot; artists assumed she was younger and had blond hair and red horns instead of a yellow helmet. The design just stuck afterward.<br /> *** That, and because when the people saw her, they interpreted her golden viking helmet, again, due to Chris' terrible art skills, as her being depicted as having Marylin Monroe like blonde hair, and little she-devil horns. Troll's admiration of her calling Chris out on his bullshit, one of the few people who don't know him from the internet, coupled with the crude representation of her in the comics led to them interpreting her as a [[:File:Sonichu Finale 2 Page 23 by Plombard.jpg|sexy blonde she devil who trolls Chris IRL]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SexIsCool Sex Is Cool]: This seems to be a central part of Christian's world view. He apparently thinks that because he is obsessed with his &quot;Love Quest&quot; and wants to have sex so badly, everyone else should want it as well, and he's unwilling or unable to comprehend that someone [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CelibateHero might not be involved in romantic and/or sexual relationship out of choice] and perhaps even [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asexuality might not be interested in romance and sex at all]. This belief also shows up in his comic, as he finds it necessary to pair his Sonic recolors up and refuses to break them up (because they simply can't be happy if they aren't in relationships), makes &lt;strike&gt;Mary Lee Walsh&lt;/strike&gt; Slaweel Ryam say that she became evil because she was never loved and eradicates asexuality in ''Sonichu 10''.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShlubbAndKlumpEnglish Shlubb And Klump English]: Chris tends to misuse words and phrases that aren't even in common usage in modern English (phrases like &quot;I do not care much for&quot; instead of &quot;I don't like.&quot; He even makes up words occasionally (like &quot;instinctions&quot; instead of &quot;distinct instances&quot;). These made-up words have been dubbed &quot;[[CWC-isms]]&quot; by his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll followers].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Shoutout Shoutout]: ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MetalGearSolid Metal Gear Solid]'' is very popular with CWC trolls, which can be seen in their antics and parodies; shoutouts to the series are so rampant that it warrants its [[Metal Gear Solid|own page]] on the CWCki. To a lesser extent, ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Earthbound Earthbound]'' references (especially of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NightmareFuel Giygas]) are also common, though mostly only in [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanVid fanvid]s.<br /> ** Chris-Chan himself is like a real life version of Porky Minch: Just compare CWCville with New Pork City. Or rather, don't.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SignificantAnagram Significant Anagram]: Trolls have noted that &quot;Christian Weston Chandler&quot; is an anagram of &quot;AntiChrist Enhances World.&quot; Hmm...<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SkewedPriorities Skewed Priorities]: [[Common Questions#22 February 2010|On the list of the worst things that have ever happened to Chris]], posted by the man himself, deaths of his &quot;sweethearts&quot; PandaHalo and Sarah Jackson were ranked ''below'' apparently more tragic events, such as trolls hacking his PSN accounts and his original ''Sonichu'' site, as well as him getting banned from the game store where he used to play ''Pokémon'' and ''Yu-Gi-Oh''. And poor Ivy wasn't mentioned at all. For that matter, neither was Chris' aunt Corrina ''who died in real life''.<br /> ** There's also the fact that he doesn't want to kill his Sonic recolors, because [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DaydreamBeliever they are real to him...] yet in the comic he gleefully murders (sometimes in a gory way) ''real people'' who &quot;wronged&quot; him. In fact, Chris in general empathises more with fictional characters than with real people. For example, he was only in a mild disagreement with a troll roleplaying as [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThoseWackyNazis Josef] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MadDoctor Mengele] [[Mailbag 35#In which Chris almost figures it out|who suggested marking the homosexual people and taking them to camps to experiment on them]]; by contrast, he seemed genuinely disturbed by [[Mailbag 54#The continuing adventures of Creepichu &amp; Kimmi|the other troll's suggestion to include in his comic a character that used to eat baby Sonees (i.e. Sonichus' hatchlings) alive or put them in blenders and drink them]].<br /> *** And still, even though his Sonic recolors are real, sentient beings for him, and even though he is probably more attached to them than to real people, he killed Simonla just to get his CWCipedia back. Interpret that as you will.<br /> ** Also, Chris thinks that it's A-OK to show sex and graphic violence in his (allegedly child-friendly) comic, yet censors [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous even mild swearing].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSlacker The Slacker]: At the advice of his father, Chris has declined to seek a job, and instead subsists on his &quot;monthly tugboat,&quot; $800 of Social Security funding. Records show that American taxpayers' money have bought Chris a PS3 and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaughtWithYourPantsDown literally gone up his ass]. He'd fit the trope perfectly were it not for his puritanical views on drugs (although his exposure to drinking may change this).<br /> ** Now he claims that he had &quot;Never been Really Sure on the whole making money thing, or of any other aspirations&quot;; that he does ''Sonichu'' for fun; hates that it's &quot;being pressured onto me like as if it was a Job&quot; (read: hates that people try to make him ''at least update his own webcomic regularly''); is &quot;tired of trying to please MILLIONS&quot; (because he tried so hard...) and says that fans (or &quot;fans&quot;, as he put it - apparently he considers only [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Lickspittle those who accept everything he does as perfect] to be his TRUE and LOYAL fans) who told him they stopped reading his comic because he failed to update it regularly are &quot;among the People I am most annoyed with&quot;. In short, apparently he doesn't want to make money off ''Sonichu'' anymore, not because he's afraid of Sega and Nintendo, but because he realized that it would require working on his comic regularly.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SmallNameBigEgo Small Name Big Ego]: Despite there being at most ONE ''Sonichu'' fan, Chris has confused the people watching him out of horror for a devoted fanbase, and still entertains dreams of ''Sonichu'' video games and merchandise. During the [[Miyamoto Saga]], Chris believed that the big man of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Nintendo Nintendo] himself wanted to meet with him, and even made a slideshow presentation about a proposed Sonichu game (which turned out to be mostly about Chris and his creations), in which he claimed professional-level drawing skills.<br /> ** Even worse, he was certain that Miyamoto would be more honored to meet ''him''.<br /> ** Chris's madness has been growing to the point where he seems convinced he can ''curse people,'' and has been falling back on &quot;my Love Quest is a divine mandate!&quot; more and more. Be afraid.<br /> ** Most of Chris's narcissism seems to stem from the few contests he has won during his lifetime, one being a raffle he entered as a child for $1000 worth of Sega games and won by sheer, dumb luck, and another being a GameStop ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GuitarHero Guitar Hero]'' contest he won after his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanHaters Fan Haters] voted for him in droves, which lead him to believe that his work had a sizeable fanbase. Ever since then, Chris has been obsessed with success (he threw a massive hissy fit when his high school neglected to reward him for his art skills, and another when he lost a ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ParappaTheRapper Parappa The Rapper]''-themed contest and accused the winner of cheating), and frequently appeals to his &quot;True and Loyal fanbase&quot; for help against the trolls.<br /> ** It's gotten worse: Apparently, Christian has [[Chris and copyright#Copyright registration|applied for a copyright for the name Sonichu]] with absolutely no thought of the repercussions he could suffer if Nintendo and/or Sega discover his completely unoriginal character. Big Ego indeed. By the way? One fan e-mailed Nintendo.<br /> ** Not only that, he seriously believes that [[Chris and Wikipedia|he deserves his own article on]] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThatOtherWiki That Other Wiki] and believes that his birthday (February 24th) should be a ''national holiday''.<br /> ** As it turns out, [[Mailbag_48|he thinks he has &quot;way over a million fans worldwide&quot;]] (perhaps [[Common Questions#26 January 2010|even more than a billion of them]], though in this case [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WritersCannotDoMath he might not have realized how high the number he typed was]).<br /> ** Additional proof of both his gargantuan ego and him being completely out of touch with reality: [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)|he thinks he's &quot;the Mayor of Cwcville, VA, IN REAL LIFE as its Main Creator&quot;]].<br /> ** When Chris contacted troll who hacked his PSN accounts, he sent (among others) 17 rather incoherent messages that ended with the phrase: &quot;[[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails#The last straw 7/12/09|thou will only be forgiven truly if thou returns the Accounts thou has stolen from the son of God who truly has Christ in his name and in his heart]]&quot; (the &quot;son of God&quot; portion referring to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AGodAmI Chris-chan himself]). He also threatened the troll that &quot;God will reign down with a Vengance upon you until you give me back my Japan, Spain, Hong Kong, France and Germany Playstation Network Accounts&quot;.<br /> ** Not as spectacular as above examples, but Chris [[Some Favored Comedians|stated that he'd like Jerry Seinfeld himself to respond to one of his Youtube videos]]. Apparently he doesn't think it's unlikely that Seinfeld would do that.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SmugSnake Smug Snake]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KnowNothingKnowItAll Chris thinks that he's smarter than everyone else], and frequently tries to use his &quot;brilliance&quot; to take advantage of others. In particular, he made several attempts to manipulate people to do something he wanted them to do, forgive him for his misdeeds, agree with him etc. He usually tried to achieve these goals by invoking pity in other people, for example by [[&quot;Damian Antaria&quot;, PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|bringing up his autism, the fact that he's a virgin,]] [[Mailbag 45#Mistakes, errors, and ordeals|&quot;deaths&quot; of his &quot;sweetheats&quot; and constant trolling]], [[Mailbag 39#In which Chris describes a bad dream for no reason|by describing nightmares he had]] [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|or just by faking sadness]]. He even tried to make Megan forgive him for creating ShecameforCWC.JPG [[Megan Emails, 2008#Chris continues bothering her about ED|by telling her that he suffered more that she did]]. In addition, he lies to achieve his goals (like the time he impersonated Liquid in an attempt to trick Kacey into sleeping with him), makes promises with no intent of keeping them (like promising Kacey that he'll find a job and move out of his parents' house) and tries to weasel his way out of doing things he doesn't want to do (e.g. the whole Simonla saga). He tries to be [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ManipulativeBastard Manipulative Bastard], but one small detail prevents him from being one: he is utterly, hopelessly incompetent at manipulating people.<br /> ** Ironically, whenever people notices he's attempting to manipulate them, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OutGambitted they play along and end up manipulating him to do stupid or embarrasing things instead].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoBadItsGood So Bad It's Good]: Christian's life, from the perspective of his &quot;fans.&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoBadItsHorrible So Bad It's Horrible]: The more you learn about his life, the more it goes from &quot;funny&quot; to &quot;depressing.&quot;<br /> ** A more specific example: [[Christian's sex joke]].<br /> ** Chris himself appears to be a rare example of a person who lacks ''any'' positive qualities. Even real-life [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompleteMonster Complete Monsters] typically have some degree of intelligence, charisma or motivation. Chris has none. It's as if somebody tried to see how bad someone could get, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki.php/Main/GoneHorriblyRight and sucseeded.]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SophisticatedAsHell Sophisticated As Hell]: The CWCki has more than a few articles that list some well thought out, scientifically minded speculations as to the reasons for why Chris does one thing or another... and then the last reason is along the lines of &quot;and because he's a fucking idiot.&quot;<br /> ** &quot;In addition, it is believed that Chris's diet is one of the causes for his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick fecal incontinence (the other one being ramming stuff in his shit tube)]&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SockPuppet Sock Puppet]: What Chris tends to do to convince himself and the internet at large that he has a fanbase that doesn't consist entirely of trolls - one such instance being the above-mentioned ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ParappaTheRapper Parappa The Rapper]'' contest, where he posted comments about his own videos to hype himself up.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SorryImGay Sorry, I'm Gay]: Chris has claimed he hates homosexual men because a woman turned him down, claiming she was a lesbian. No, this does not make sense.<br /> ** Of course, this is most likely a lie, since he used to claim his hatred of gays came from a principal he didn't like and thought was gay. However, we are dealing with a highly [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnreliableNarrator Unreliable Narrator] here, chances are Chris is a huge liar, and he just hates gays because he's a bigot, or because he's in a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TransparentCloset Transparent Closet].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoUnfunnyItsFunny So Unfunny It's Funny]: Compared to the pitiful attempts at &quot;humor&quot; in the comic itself, Chris's &quot;random-access humor&quot; will have you ''howling'' with laughter.<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YourMileageMayVary Your Mileage May Vary]. Many consider his oafish butchering of the ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MontyPython Monty Python]'' angle he shamelessly ripped it from to be simply painful to listen to.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SpannerInTheWorks Spanner In The Works]: At some point in early 2010 Chris met a new &quot;sweetheart&quot;; at the same time almost certainly he was advised by someone wishing him well, most likely his parents or his pastoral counselor, that talking about said &quot;sweetheart&quot; on the internet, declaring his undying love to her in YouTube videos, revealing her identity, etc. will attract trolls.&lt;sup&gt;* While it can't be completely ruled out that he realized this without anyone's help, which would mean he has some limited ability to learn, his later actions cast doubt on that; after said &quot;sweetheart&quot; cut off contact with him, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatAnIdiot he repeatedly dropped not only her pen name, but also her actual first and last name]&lt;/sup&gt; However, Chris couldn't completely resist the urge to announce that he found a &quot;girlfriend&quot;, thus proving to trolls that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday HE IS STRAIGHT]. For some time, he tried to have it both ways; he stated that he met a new girl and that relationship was progressing, while not revealing her name, and asked everyone to [[CWC Blog#14 February 2010|&quot;leave me with my relationship, and not make me feel intruded by inquiring constantly&quot;]]. This, of course, was practically daring trolls to start looking for information about her. Still, while trolls would probably succeed at identifying her anyway, it could have taken months if Chris just shut up... but [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TooDumbToLive Chris being Chris], in March 2010 he revealed one of the pen names used by his &quot;sweetheart&quot;, thus making it possible for trolls to identify her.<br /> ** Of course, most trolls weren't ready to jump on this. They were more interested in seeing how it panned out. Then a random troll points out a link that leads to the CWCki. This resulted not only in her cutting off contact with Chris, but also with Chris having knowledge of CWCki. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NiceJobBreakingItHero Nice Job Breaking It, Anti-Hero].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SpeechImpediment Speech Impediment]: His [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeepSouth southern accent] notwithstanding, Chris has a notable tendency to slur his speech (for example, pronouncing '[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica Encyclopedia Dramatica] page' as 'Encykkapeedya Drammaka Paysh'), drop various letters from words and even switch them around, most likely due to his autism or lack of general verbal contact with other people. He also has trouble pronouncing the letter X, resulting in him talking about how much he hates 'homosetssuals' and uses 'Atsse body spray'.<br /> ** When those two aspects begin to intersect with his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Angrish Angrish], that's when you need the CWCki's transcripts, as he starts to become extremely unintelligble.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SplitPersonality Split Personality]: In an August 30th, 2009 web address, Christian stunned observers by holding a conversation between himself and &quot;Christopher,&quot; a la [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheLordOfTheRings Smeagol and Gollum]. This has been [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SplitPersonalityTakeover incorporated] into a number of trollfics.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick Squick]: There's pictures out there of the author wearing his mother's underwear or diapers, and these are the ''good'' pics because at least he's wearing ''something''.<br /> ** An ad involving the trolls exposing Chris for being a liar and a thief over the Simonchu character, and have him fingering his mother in a callback to his shecameforcwc.jpg picture.<br /> ** When the image was originally conceived, the artist stated that he was &quot;just drunk enough to try&quot;. And it seems that Chris may have been scarred by the image as well.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StalkerShrine Stalker Shrine]: The worrying [[Megan Shrine]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StalkerWithACrush Stalker With A Crush]: When he's looking for a girlfriend, Chris camps out &quot;attraction locations&quot; and scares the bejeezus out of store customers or library patrons. When he ''has'' a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll girlfriend], Chris scares the bejeezus out of observers with his displays of devotion and obsession over them.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StatusQuoIsGod Status Quo Is God]: Chris refuses to change his lifestyle or work any harder on his comic. This is best highlighted in cases where a girl named Jackie, who actually seems interested in Chris (only having met him over the net) tries to change him for the better, either by getting a job or taking his comic seriously. [[Jackie|She fails, and it turns ugly.]]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StepfordSmiler Stepford Smiler]: ''Capering Berries'' decided to make Simonla out to be a mindless clone.<br /> ** [[Stare|Chris's creepy stare]] also qualifies.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StormingTheCastle Storming The Castle]: Essentially what the trolls do to Chris' websites, they hack them and vandalise them untill they are completey unrecognisable from what they once were. On the 26th of May it happened to the CWCipedia again, forcing Chris to abandon it to the trolls for good. It remains to be seen where he will go from here.<br /> ** Probably he will never try to recreate it elsewhere. Not because of the trolls, but because Christian finally realized that keeping the CWCipedia updated and running involved WORK, which he absolutely hates.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StoryArc Story Arc]: The CWCki has divided Chris' recent history into &quot;[[saga]]s&quot; based upon who he was angriest with/infatuated with at the time.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheStraightWillAndGrace The Straight Will And Grace]: Chris and Megan used to be this. Likely not to happen with any other girls, as Chris considers the idea of &quot;Just Friends&quot; to be disgusting.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StreisandEffect Streisand Effect]: Has happened to Chris several times, but probably the most notable is the video tour he made of his house - which, as some people pointed out, was such a mess that the Virginia health department would be likely to demolish it if they saw the footage. The result was [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|this infamous video]], where Chris pleads his personal army to take down every mirror of the video. Naturally, the footage (and everything else Chris has deleted) is mirrored on a separate Youtube account maintained by a troll.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StupidStatementDanceMix Stupid Statement Dance Mix]: A relatively common type of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanVid fanvid], since Chris's nonsense makes for great material. Of note are [http://www.youtube.com/user/vivitheg#grid/user/071DE54B39B5698E Vivian's remixes], which are mostly set to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GameMusic Game Music]. Liquid also contributed [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V1gEjtmm9M his own] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMusicOfAwesome amazing] mix.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StylisticSuck Stylistic Suck]: Liquid Chris's paper medallion and incredibly half-assed fake fatness (the latter dispensed with altogether after the first few videos). These features only served to wrankle Real Chris further, who didn't take the cue that this was not a sincere attempt at impersonation. Also, Robert Simmons V, who showcased incredibly poor 'fanart' alongside sharply contrasting quality drawings.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SubliminalSeduction Subliminal Seduction]: In [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|this video]]. It's bizarre, to say the least.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeThat Take That]: ''A Girl who Brought Down the World'' has all the appearing trolls portrayed as a bunch of insane anarchists, who only want to see the world burn at the hands of Chris because [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItAmusedMe they believe it to be funny].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TearJerker Tear Jerker]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxAhBoYfWy4 Childhood pictures of Chris]. Where did it all go so wrong?<br /> ** Y'know, people laugh at this guy and his antics (including this troper) but when one gets down to it, this really is sad. If not for super shitty parents Chris could actually have become a functioning person with autism. Instead we have one more racist, homophobic, arrogant, elitist, jerk-ass in the world who can't even function or learn that it's not okay to be so homo/race-phobic. Mind you due to his parents Chris may very well have grown up to be a homophopic racist, but crappy parents to autistic children exist and they don't have the '''benefit''' of amusing or spurring people to improve themselves.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheConspiracy The Conspiracy]: In [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwCldRr0kDc this video], Chris claims the reason he is a hopeless, friendless loser is due to the entire Greene County School Board of Education conspiring to remove him from Chesterfield County (and his high school friends) through some nefarious, dastardly means. Note this happened at least ten years ago.<br /> ** He also seems to believe that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InsaneTrollLogic somehow Greene County School Board is responsible for his ban from The GAMe PLACe]. Hell, it's quite likely that he believes everyone who &quot;wronged&quot; him in his life is a member of evil and powerful conspiracy using its resources to cockblock him, [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|just like in his comic]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheTetrisEffect The Tetris Effect]: Playing [http://www.pictogame.com/en/play/game/bq1o8yBlHtPu_cwc-in-kick-the-autistic this] with one of his videos going in the background is surprisingly cathartic.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FourthDateMarriage Third Date Nookie]: Chris has an unshakable belief that if you can make it to the third date, sex is automatic. This pops up in the comics as well.<br /> ** Actually, he views sex as a payment that must happen by the third date at the latest. He's on record as claiming that he'd do it on the second date if the girl was OK with it.<br /> *** Looks like he ultimately decided that he doesn't even want to wait until the second date - [http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ChrisCSonichu on his OkCupid profile] he stated that he wants to be contacted by women who &quot;are cool with getting to the bedroom as quickly as right after the First Date&quot;, along with naming his Hook Cafe profile 'direct2sex'.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TomatoInTheMirror Tomato In The Mirror]: The alternate ending to [[Fan:CWCVille_1984|&quot;Cwcville 1984&quot;]] reveals that &lt;font color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;the narrator was Sonichu all along.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TooDumbToLive Too Dumb To Live]: Chris... or so you'd think, except for the fact that he somehow manages to survive.<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MyBelovedSmother An overbearing mother] and a &quot;monthly tugboat&quot; might have something to do with it.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TooSpicyForYogSothoth Too Spicy For Yog Sothoth]: The #tropers [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MST MST] channel's attempt to take on the comic led to several contributors taking a break from MSTing and the MSTing system being completely revamped. This is the same channel that ''laughed'' at ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheEasyBreather The Easy Breather]''.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TransparentCloset Transparent Closet]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AlternativeCharacterInterpretation Opinions are divided] on whether Chris qualifies. One thing is certain though: telling him that he does [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BerserkButton guarantees getting a strong reaction from him].<br /> ** [[Homo#Evidence that Chris is a homo|Most straight men don't have to &quot;Keep themselves straight.&quot;]]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Transvestite Transvestite]: Rosechu. Cemented when Chris tries to reason that having a blunted tail makes 'her' female. 'She' never, ever had a blunted tail. While trolls almost always depict her having a 'pickle', after this, she gets depicted as a transvestite, too.<br /> ** Chris himself, there being the infamous pictures of him in his mother's bra, and more recently, he has decided to be up and front about wearing a sports bra in an effort to conceal his manboobs. That's right. In an effort to ''hide'' his manboobs, he ''reveals'' the much more embarassing fact that he wears a bra. Which he calls his &quot;muscle bra.&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TrashOfTheTitans Trash Of The Titans]: A video tour of Chris's house revealed room after room almost completely filled with heaps of junk. Cue troll attempts to get the Greene County Health Department to condemn his home.<br /> ** It truly is unbelievable how trashed that house is. A few fair-sized rooms are filled at least 4-5 feet with nothing but junk. If you imagine any instances of this trope in fiction, you'll find that that house [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MostTriumphantExample exceeds all of them in terms of complete and utter messiness.]<br /> ** Rumor has it that some are trying to influence them to take part in one of the several make-over/reality shows focused on pack rats that cropped up recently. This very well could change their lives for the positive since, as far as many of us can see, the root of their problems comes from them keeping so much trash and isolating themselves in a fantasy world.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanNickname Troll Nickname]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MetalGear Liquid Chris and Solid Chris]. Also &quot;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Pokemon Snorlax]&quot; and &quot;The Internet Lumberjack&quot; for Barb and Bob, respectively.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnreliableNarrator Unreliable Narrator]: Chris's stories about how he got kicked out of various locales tend to differ significantly from third-party reports. When pressed, however, Chris will reveal the truth.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnstoppableRage Unstoppable Rage]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILq5DVl7g6o &quot;Chris Loses It&quot;], in which Chris goes absolutely fucking berserk. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfFunny And it is hilarious.] This can also apply to any of his [[:Category:Videos_with_RAGE|videos with RAGE.]]<br /> ** Creepily, anger seems to be the only emotion that Chris is capable of genuinely expressing. His attempts to sound cheerful, caring, sad, etc. all come off as extremely forced, with exaggerated, cartoonish facial expressions... but when he gets mad, you know he really wants that person dead.<br /> *** I think you mean &quot;BREAK THEM DEAD!&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist]: Emphasis on &quot;unsympathetic.&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheVirus The Virus]: Chris seems to view homosexuality this way.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger Wall Banger]: On many, many occasions. But one of these is down to his uncompromising belief that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AspergerSyndrome Asperger Syndrome] and Autism are not related despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. [[Autism Awareness E-mails|When someone trained in such knowledge tries to explain this to him he refuses to explain why he thinks this way and why he came up with the idea that the two are not related.]] People have tried to explain this [[Aspergers syndrome|before with no success.]]<br /> ** Since he outright states in the first link that &quot;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AssPull ''For your information, the Fact of Aspergers being different from Autism and of it trying to steal the light is of MY Own Idea.'']&quot;, the people who try to argue with him about this might also qualify.<br /> *** The problem is that he offers no explaination for why this is his own idea or why and how he came to this conclusion. The only one I can think of is that he believes it's stealing his so called limelight. He has stated before that he doesn't care about anyone else with Autism as well or indeed anyone else but himself, anyone who he thinks is drawing attention away from himself deserves to die.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Wangst Wangst]: '''''Does he ever.'''''<br /> ** Hell, he might be possibly the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MostTriumphantExample Most Triumphant Example] of this trope.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WeaksauceWeakness Weaksauce Weakness]: The word &quot;naive&quot; seriously in a video with Alec he claims he dislikes the word because it sounds like 'nails on a chalkboard'. This is weaksauce weakness even for Chris!<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatAnIdiot What An Idiot]: Vivian Gee said it best: &quot;HONOR ROLL MY ASS!&quot; Worthy of special mention, however, is the fact that Chris thinks that it's possible (at least for him) to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealityWarper retcon real life] and ''actually tried to solve his problems that way'' on at least [[Mary Lee Walsh#Possible reconciliation|two]] [[Simonla Rosechu#Chris denies reality|occasions]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatHappenedToTheMouse What Happened to the Mouse?]: At the end of February 2010 a random guy (possibly a troll) appeared in CWC's room in a single video. There's been no word on him since.<br /> ** Even bigger mystery: what happened [[:File:0773-CWC23.JPG|to Christian's iconic red-and-blue-striped shirt]]? The last time we saw him wearing it would be [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|this video from November 2009]].<br /> *** He probably outgrew it. He's been putting on the pounds more recently, and it already appeared to be too small for him.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WikiMagic Wiki Magic]: Chris' life has been considered by some as the epitome of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WikiMagic Wiki Magic] at work: What began as a single post on an imageboard escalated into several anons compiling an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica Encyclopedia Dramatica] page on Chris' failures, the article growing bigger and bigger until it had to be spun off into its own wiki, where Chris' life could be documented in-depth.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WikiWalk Wiki Walk]: While researching ''Sonichu'' and the life of its creator, you just get pulled deeper and deeper by those potholes and links, learning more than you ever wanted to know about this person.<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife Reading About This Guy's Ruined Life Will Ruin Your Life]: Between the various wikis and articles, many videos, reviews, parodies and if you're crazy enough the actual comic, catching up on this sorry saga will probably have you staying up even later than usual.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWoobie The Woobie]: [http://www.colesmithey.com/ Cole Smithey], Chris's half brother (they share the same mother). He was routinely abused by his mother and her stepfather growing up, has been visited by her ''once'' since Chris was born, and his mother has lied about and refuses to disclose his biological father's identity. Surprisingly, Cole is a successful film critic who plays guitar in a jazz band and is happily married - the ''exact'' opposite of Chris.<br /> ** There's also Megan Schroeder (possibly Chris' only real friend), who was [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StalkerWithACrush stalked and sexually harassed by Chris], before he [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DethroningMomentOfSuck drew a picture of him fingerbanging her and uploaded it to ED to counter accusations of his homosexuality.] He then compounded this by saying that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralEventHorizon he only drew the picture to prevent himself from raping her.] She has since relocated, and is still traumatised by the saga.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhereDaWhiteWomenAt Where Da White Women At]: A former high school crush of Chris-Chan's is married to a black guy.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhiteKnighting White Knighting]: Chris tries to present himself in a way that leads to accusations of this. There is also a long string of people who, while at first genuinely seem to want to help Chris, eventually throw up their hands and become trolls.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WretchedHive Wretched Hive]: Some interpretations of CWCville.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WritersCannotDoMaths Writers Cannot Do Maths]: &quot;With the infinitely high Boyfriend-Factor, I am not fond of about 99.999999999996% of the total male population, with a margin-of-error of the 4 billionth of a percent (for about 100 men) of whom are okay acquaintences.&quot; There aren't enough men in the world for that percentage to be accurate to that many significant figures.<br /> ** &quot;[That's why they call it the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Xbox360 Xbox 360]; you take one look, turn 360° and walk away]...very appropriately called is a damn 120°, 130° whatever, whatever the half of 360° is.&quot;<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm &quot;A car weighs a lot more than ten tons!&quot;]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WrongGenreSavvy Wrong Genre Savvy]: Chris seems to have trouble distinguishing fiction from real life; he apparently believes that comic book characters are real and has even tried to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RetCon Ret Con] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLife Real Life].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/XanatosSucker Xanatos Sucker]: Chris meets a girl on the internet. She asks for a password/damaging photos/a prized possession. A white knight, citing past examples, speculates that the girl's a troll, but Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatAnIdiot refuses to listen despite happening before]. Later, the girl turns out - [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheNotSecret surprise!] - to be a troll. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndTheAdventureContinues Chris meets another girl on the internet. She asks for...]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailBiologyForever You Fail Biology Forever]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick Recycling].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailEconomicsForever You Fail Economics Forever]: Apparently, 10 years in jail = $1500 fine for alcohol consumption in CWCville.<br /> ** Chris stated that CWCville has ten &quot;soup hotels,&quot; which he described as having &quot;10 to 20 rooms per floor, each complete with bathroom facilities, bed, lighting and Cable TV,&quot; and are furthermore free to all homeless people. And they still don't have enough room in them for all the homeless people. It's speculated that the small town of CWCville has such a massive homeless problem because Chris taxes industry heavily to pay for such extravagant social expenses. [http://tinypic.com/r/2n3zv9/5 In general, fan theories about the mechanics of running those soup hotels abound.]<br /> ** There's a [[Chris and money|whole page]] dedicated to Chris's ignorance of simple economics.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailGeographyForever You Fail Geography Forever]: Chris believed one of his sweethearts died in the Australian brushfires. However, the brushfires took place in Victoria, and she was in South Australia at the time.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailLawForever You Fail Law Forever]: Chris severely overestimates the extent to which derivative works can fall under Fair Use as parody and routinely threatens criminal prosecution for civil law matters.<br /> ** Chris also thought he could [[Jackie e-mails Part 2#More questionaire, Game Place is brewing|call the police on Michael Snyder for... refusing to forgive him and allow him back to The GAMe PLACe]]. Ultimately he didn't do that, possibly because Snyder called the police first.<br /> ** Also, he apparently thinks &quot;Ricky&quot; can be jailed for [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfFunny mutilating the Medallion of Fail with a knife, defiling it with pickles, setting it alight and pissing on it.]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailSexEdForever You Fail Sex Ed Forever]: For the sake of your sanity, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeOurWordForIt take our word for it].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailTheIQTest You Fail The IQ Test]: Chris has [[IRC (02 January 2009)|claimed]] (it's at 12:23) to have an IQ of over 300. The highest recorded IQ is 230, and even that score is questionable.<br /> ** He's also stated that he has taken a test in [[Mailbag 21|Chesterfield Co.]] that gave him an IQ of [[Mailbag 19|150]]. Some trolls speculate he may actually be talking about an Emotional IQ test, which is sometimes given to patients with Autism, and even then he's not fooling anyone.<br /> *** Considering Chris's tendency to bend the truth and is incredibly likely to be psychotic...<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OverlyLongGag You Fail Life Forever]: What this page tries to say about Chris in short.<br /> |}<br /> ----<br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;References/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/Sonichu TV Tropes: Sonichu] (''current version'')<br /> {{The Internet}}<br /> [[Category:Websites]]</div>

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<p>Michaeldsuarez: Domain change.</p> <hr /> <div>This is a collection of various other documents related to [[Chris]].<br /> ==Edits to his Encyclopedia Dramatica page==<br /> ===Why the hatred?===<br /> <br /> Months ago, I have found from this page being the first of a number hate against me, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. *[[sigh]]* Among the number of you all, my name has been dragged through the mud, my e-mail and [[MySpace]] have been hacked for the e-mail information and random information that have been twisted into mockery of my person, my integrity, my honesty, my compassion, my heart, my soul, my being. Not only that, but the names of my two best [[gal-pals]], [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]], and my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], have also been dragged through the mud of mockery along with mine. Not only were my feelings were hurt greatly, but also those of Megan and Anna, and a number of my acquaintances within my small social circle were shocked and terrified that such cruelty, such mockery, such hatred was built from the number of those who have added more and more to this disgrace of a description of my being.<br /> <br /> For a while, I was angry and enraged, and I shoved information and drawings regretfully drawn beyond my personal boundries down the throat of the webmasters of the page, in attempt to kill the hype and hatred against me. But No More, I give up on trying to edit the page to be more positive, or to delete the page altogether.<br /> <br /> But I have ONE Question, that I put unto you all, the individuals who have taken part in creating this web page, and I would appreciate an Open, Detailed and Honest Answer from each of you in simple e-mails or reply on this discussion page.<br /> <br /> Why do you hate me so much?<br /> <br /> What did I do against you to cause the hatred against me? What physical or emotional harm have I ensued unto you? Why do you hate me for being myself in this world full of people who can't help but be themselves? I've had nothing against any of you. I don't even know any of you personally, as far as I know. I have nothing that any of you have already, so Why?<br /> <br /> I leave you with that to ponder and ponder again over.<br /> <br /> Sincerely;<br /> <br /> Christian Weston Chandler. <br /> <br /> <br /> ===Chris to ED again (lol wut)===<br /> <br /> Hey, B-Itches, Quit your barkin'.<br /> <br /> I have returned to my comic drawing, one page at a time, so you can quit your slanderous, unrequired cries for attention. Also, I LAUGH at your mockery of a medal imitation; yours looks MORE like a sugar cookie I had with lunch...from a Grocery Store; Free Cookies!<br /> <br /> The neighbors have been complaining, and they have provided over a Thousand signatures on the Petition; let your [[ED|Encyclopedogia Bitchmatica]] get its injection for eternal sleep.<br /> <br /> |----<br /> <br /> Middle Finger in your &quot;Ear Lot Evil&quot;.<br /> <br /> <br /> ===About his family===<br /> <br /> I have been living with both my mother and father. I have two half-brothers and a half-sister; they were all grown-ups when I was born. My mother's son, [[Joseph Cole Smithey]], is a famed movie reviewer in NYC; www.colesmithey.com is his website. My father's son, [[David Alan Chandler]], is an Optomologist in Chesterfield County; he was the one who told me that I was nearsighted and needed glasses. He is also married, and has a beautiful daughter, Savanna. My only niece as of yet. My father's daughter, [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]], is a Math [[Chris and English#Spelling|Geinus]]. not much is currently known about her, but last time my father checked, she is a Government Official in D.C. I never knew my grandparents; they died LONG BEFORE I was born.<br /> <br /> And if you have so much free time to play the cruelest game of &quot;[[KICK THE AUTISTIC]]&quot;, then you CAN and SHOULD put the time to better use; volunteer for a social chore; take up the culture in tasteful art; go out and socialize.<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Another message to ED===<br /> <br /> I AM ADDING THE POSITIVITY THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE. What I am doing is a STAND against OFFENSIVE, UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED Additions to ANY Female Image. What I am doing is a STAND for EVERY SINGLE WOMAN Everywhere, because NO WOMAN would EVER want such a Horrific Twist of Fate. What I am doing is a STAND against the VERY THING that is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> So, Draw Breasts, Vaginas, Uterus, Ovaries and the God-Given Eggs within them, you Two-Inch Short Dick-HEADS!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the Women's Rights, For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.<br /> <br /> P.S. Grow a BACKBONE and GO ASK WOMEN OUT AS WELL, YOU TROLLS!<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Prank date (March 2005)===<br /> <br /> &quot;One day in March, 2005, I now go to [[Fashion Square]], on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, with my Nintendo DS, GBAVideos, GBAJukebox, my Sonichu Scrapbook, and I've brought up some courage to start saying &quot;Hello&quot; to the girls I find very pretty, and possibly Boyfriend-Free.<br /> <br /> Earlier this week, a girl, who shall remain nameless in this story, finally noticed and approached me. I was hoping for a moment like this. And she asked me to have a beverage with her and talk about things. I was very ESTATIC, and my SHATTERED Heart had a speedy recovery back to 100%; We had a nice &quot;Mini-Date,&quot; I maintained Eye-Contact, I was very attentive, and I took notes about her. I thought she was very pretty, I enjoyed her charming wit, and I found her to be a very nice and lovely girl. But, later on, as I was figuring out steps for future dates, I learned from a couple of Gal-Pals, that I have previously made at the Shopping Center, that my new girlfriend was not serious; she was setting me up for a prank. I could not believe it at first, so I found and asked her myself. Unfortunately it was true. I was shocked, and my heart was re-shattered down to being 15% intact.&quot;<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Joshua Martinez===<br /> <br /> Look, pal, if you REALLY WANT to TAKE DOWN someone who HAS a REPUTATION, consider one [[Joshua Martinez|JOSHUA MARTINEZ]].<br /> <br /> Ladies come a runnin' from at least as far as New York City to his house in Dyke, VA; not just any ladies, but STARS like Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Jessica Simpson and plenty other whores. He also has been Piggy-Backing on the Stardom of Vanessa Hudgens; singing with her in her Latino Albums, and starring with her in various HBO movies, and even worse, TRANSFORMERS 2. He has her and some other gal named Brittany for BOTH HIS SIMULTANEOUS GIRLFRIENDS; DUAL Marriage in the works here.<br /> <br /> He's a more LUCKY S.O.B. than I can ever surmount to.<br /> <br /> RUIN HIS REPUTATION.<br /> <br /> Joshua Martinez.<br /> <br /> PS YOU DID NOT HEAR THIS WHOLE THING FROM ME. <br /> <br /> <br /> ===Sonichu Copyright Notice===<br /> <br /> If I should see the &quot;Sonichu&quot; name used to describe any character, other than my original Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, I will send you an E-Mail to inform you if you have intruded into Copyrighted territory, and request that you remove the name from your website, or forum entry, and change it to something else. If, however, you do not abide to the request, or not reply to the E-mail within 14 days, I may take legal action against you.<br /> <br /> <br /> ===The Man in the Pickle Suit===<br /> <br /> The man in the Pickle Suit tricked me once again!<br /> <br /> <br /> ==AIM away message==<br /> <br /> I am away from my computer right now, but, Spread the word about the following issues, please:<br /> <br /> This webpage ([http://www.encyclopediadramatica.rs/Chris-chan http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan]) has been haunting me since November, [[2007]]; I wish I had never found the dang thing, and I wish it to be taken down forever. But the numerous jerks who contributed to twisting and turning my words into adulturious lies and mockeries will not want it taken down. Strike against them for me; create an account for yourself, and delete the whole page under &quot;Edit&quot;. Go forth, and force its downfall; god knows the number of falls I have taken in forcing its downfall as well.<br /> <br /> And I have just learned of the individual responsible for putting the webpage up in the first place, Jason Kendrick Howell at howellgames@gmail.com; send him as much HATE as you can, until that heinous page is taken down!<br /> <br /> Also, please, you and all of the Sonichu Fans, spread the word to [[Nintendo]] of America's doorstep in e-mails, snail-mail, phone calls, etc. about the fame of my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, so that NOA and Sega can get behind me and help me make him as great as I'd like him to be.<br /> <br /> Thank you.<br /> <br /> Peace,<br /> <br /> Christian Weston Chandler.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Epistle to the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church==<br /> <br /> The following is a note Chris intended to deliver via [[Rocky Shoemaker|Rocky]] to the other parishioners at his [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|Church]]. It was leaked on 30 [[March 2013]] at the [[CWCki Forums]]: <br /> <br /> {{quotebox|1=<br /> **Please Print ([[Chris_and_money|in multiples]]) and [[Chris_and_his_Ego|Share This Message with EVERYBODY at Church]]** <br /> <br /> I, Christian Weston Chandler, will not be attending church for a long time. <br /> <br /> I feel that ever since Reverend Elizabeth Foss left our church, it has greatly gone downhill for me. Ed Winkler Banned me from the church for a month. He has Banned me from Speaking my peace during the Sharing of Joys and Concerns, and from that, I have felt unnecessarily Silenced. I also feel my meetings with Rocky no longer have much effect on me or my life. My life continues to be at a disappointing standstill of sadness, loneliness and great stress. Only the people way older than me ever do so much as greet me, and I have very little to share in common with any of them. Nobody even close to my age, or even in their twenties, gives me much to do, or include me in their conversations. <br /> <br /> Aside from that, I am hated by a number of people for [[Autism|reasons beyond my full understanding]], because I always tried to be a [[Death threats|good]] [[Homos#Hatred_of_homos|and]] [[Kill De Jack|nice]] person for a long time. And in public, I am constantly overlooked, ignored or ostracized by Everybody. Even speaking out gets me absolutely no attention. I continue to be paranoid of most everyone, because of [[Chris and reality|them likely being among the Internet Trolls that still continue to haunt and taunt me]]. I am still long desperate for a woman to be my [[Sweetheart]]. I am tired of being single, dang it. I continue to serve my family the best I can, and [[Chris_and_his_Ego#Fishing_For_Sympathy|I continue to feel sad, depressed and lonely]]. My heart feels numb, and I am forced to keep a great emotional distance from Everybody outside my house and home. I am an autistic mental and emotional mess, and there is very little I can do to help myself, beyond my knowledge. And God sees fit for some (hate-filled) reason to continue to curse me as a jinx. <br /> <br /> And, so, the church is not helping me much in my life, mentally, or emotionally, at all. So I will not be coming back for a long time. <br /> <br /> Sent from my iPhone<br /> <br /> Stay Safe,<br /> <br /> Christian W. Chandler<br /> }}<br /> <br /> While the precise date of the note is not currently known, we can discern it was written after [[July 2011]], as this was the time Ed Winkler (who is mentioned in the note) became a pastor at Wesley Memorial.[http://www.linkedin.com/pub/ed-winkler/1a/16a/360]<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Chris thanks the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church==<br /> <br /> The following note was written by Chris and posted on the website of the [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]] on 2 March 2014:[https://archive.is/9iIi1#selection-343.0-347.9]<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|1=<br /> Thank you all for your donations and prayers in my [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] and I’s misfortune with the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire in our house]] on January 10th morning. Our insurance, State Farm, agent was most helpful to us with temporary hotel accommodations, and our current [[Rental House|rental house]] residence. It will take up to six months for the reconstruction of our original house. Our [[Clover and Snoopy|dogs]] and [[cat]] have settled in our new home well as well, and we are faring okay. Financially, it is slim, and we are unsure of being reimbursed for our turned-in receipts to our agent. But we have recovered many to most of our belongings from the house that did not get destroyed in the fire, as well as replacing some of them. . . . Aside from that, my mother and I are suffering to recovering from bronchitis (hit me first on the tenth of February; hit her a week later; we have prescribed antibiotics, juice and chicken noodle soup to help us recover). I have been feeling better lately. Again, thank you all so much for caring and helping us in our time of loss and need. — Christian}}<br /> <br /> ==Chris's wingman==<br /> {{Main|July 25, 2014 Leaks}}<br /> On 25 July 2014, a correspondence between Chris and an unidentified person was leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]].[http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fun-chris-conversation-dropped-july-25-2014.4389/#post-295515] The exchange, which took place between 28-30 June 2014, mainly revolved around the unidentified person giving Chris advice on how pick up girls on [[OKcupid]]. It is not clear through which medium did Chris and other person corresponded, but it appears to be text messaging, as the other person mentions it takes him a long time to text. One of the main highlights of the correspondence is Chris admitting in an unambiguous manner to having lost his virginity to a prostitute.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category:Historical Documents]]<br /> <br /> <br /> {{The Internet}}</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Canine/TV_Tropes&diff=205583 2017-04-08T23:57:03Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Domain change.</p> <hr /> <div>For several years, not only has [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]'s music been featured on their So Bad, It's Horrible pages and did he have a list on the Memetic Mutation page, '''TV Tropes''' has featured an article on ''[[Sonichu]]''. As is the case with nearly any work, the article chronicled &quot;devices and conventions that a writer can reasonably rely on as being present in the audience members' minds and expectations&quot;. Being the massive pile of fail that it is, ''Sonichu'' provided plenty.<br /> <br /> However, the page also led to vast amounts of edit-warring, trolling, and complaining — all of which have caused many a headache on TV Tropes. Sometime in mid-2010, the main article was locked so that only administrators could edit it, and pared down to have a less negative tone. All the tropes pertaining to Chris in real life were also removed, as TV Tropes admins especially dislike negativity and/or complaining that pertains to real people. The pages for ''[[Asperchu]]'' were also cut down in a similar fashion. Many other TV Tropes articles on complaint magnets such as ''My Immortal'', ''Fifty Shades of Grey'', and Fox News Channel have been similarly locked.&lt;ref&gt;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Administrivia/LockedPages Locked Pages]&lt;/ref&gt; As with any other page that is locked, those wishing to make alterations to the article may inquire at [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=gsjp7dldjh2dwdelcha2hu17&amp;page=1 this] thread.<br /> <br /> The article once contained subpages for &quot;Just Bugs Me&quot; (now called Headscratchers), in which editors could raise questions about a work, and &quot;[[Wild]] [[Mass debating|Mass Guessing]]&quot;, mainly for making joke-y predictions about a work's future. These were also deleted to help stem the complaining and trolling. At one point, a biographical article on Chris existed at the title &quot;CWC&quot;. Its contents are unknown, but they were likely identical to the real-life section seen below. The &quot;CWC&quot; page was quickly deleted, and it was probably locked around the same time as the main Sonichu article to prevent re-creation. Another Sonichu-related page that disappeared in this timeframe was the one on ''[[Moon-Pals]]'', although this was as much due to that work going offline as it was for the negativity towards Chris.<br /> <br /> Around the time that the Sonichu page was locked, the site introduced several more tabs to help in the diffusion of tropes. &quot;YMMV&quot; lists tropes that are subjective in nature; &quot;Characters&quot; is meant to list tropes that pertain only to an individual character; and &quot;Trivia&quot; for facts on a work that are not really tropes, but still worth noting. (Perhaps unsurprisingly, Sonichu's &quot;YMMV&quot; tab is also locked.) Several tropes, such as &quot;So Bad, It's Horrible&quot; and &quot;Wall Banger&quot;, have migrated to a subsection called the &quot;Darth Wiki&quot; and their pages explicitly say ''not'' to list them on main articles, and &quot;Wall Banger&quot; was later deleted entirely.<br /> <br /> Below is an archive of the ''Sonichu'' article on TV Tropes dating from approximately June 2010, shortly before admins took a chainsaw to it. Note that several tropes have since been renamed, while &quot;Did Not Do the Research&quot; has been deleted due to mass complaining and misuse. Also, TV Tropes no longer supports &lt;strike&gt;strikethrough&lt;/strike&gt; code due to abuse. Outside the replacement of links using the now-outdated &quot;ptitle&quot; system (a former method of customizing page titles), and the updating of links to the [[CWCipedia]] archive and the new [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], no links have been changed.<br /> ----<br /> <br /> For the Just Bugs Me and Wild Mass Guessing pages, see [[User:T K 19/TVTropes|this page]].''<br /> <br /> ----<br /> ----<br /> [[Image:206-SonichuPose.jpg|thumb|right|[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BileFascination Enjoy], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyUnfriendlyAesop Learn], and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday Stay Straight].]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|Go! Sonichu! Go out and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CatchphraseToTheMax zap to the extreme!]|''Sonichu #0''}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Tell me about it on CWC. Geez, when you have '''me''' [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/facepalm facepalm]ing at you, you have got to be pretty bad off.|[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DavidGonterman David Gonterman]| [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/archived_discussion.php?s_t=Main.DavidGonterman on] Christian Weston Chandler, emphasis added. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible Way added.]}}<br /> <br /> There is ''Artemis' Lover''. There is ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/AgonyInPink Agony In Pink]''. There is ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/TheGirlWhoLived The Girl Who Lived]''. There is ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/MyImmortal My Immortal]''. There is ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/MyInnerLife My Inner Life]''. Many demonstrations could be made for the ascendant terribleness of such works, putting them above all lesser bad fanworks.<br /> <br /> But then, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible standing resplendent above them all], there is Sonichu. <br /> <br /> ''[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu_Comic_Collection Sonichu]'' was a &lt;strike&gt;fan&lt;/strike&gt; [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MemeticMutation TRUE and ORIGINAL] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Webcomic webcomic] created by one Christian Weston Chandler, starring (at least initially) the eponymous Electric [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SonicTheHedgehog Hedgehog] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Franchise/Pokemon Pokémon] and his friends. The comic itself would be remarkable only for how [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Horrible/Webcomics unbelievably bad it is], but it has in recent years gained notoriety due to the author's antics in response to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll troll]ing and other harassment. The result is a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BileFascination perversely-fascinating], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DysfunctionJunction deeply-dysfunctional], symbiotic relationship - Mr. Chandler's creation has been saved from the curse of obscurity at the price of a &quot;fanbase&quot; devoted to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeusAngstMachina making his life a living hell.]<br /> <br /> ''Sonichu'' started as some sort of ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Pokemon Pokémon]/[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic The Hedgehog]'' crossover world, and the first few issues focus on Sonichu's origin, his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MeetCute meeting] with his &quot;heartsweet&quot; [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheChick Rosechu] (based [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaptainErsatz heavily] on [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/SonicTheHedgehog Amy Rose]), and a supporting cast of other Hedgehog Pokémon of various types. But in issue #2 and from issues #4-7, the series crystallizes into its present form, as [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LifeEmbellished Christian himself takes center stage] and encounters and battles his enemies in [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLife real life], from mall cops to the dean of his local community college to internet [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll trolls]. Needless to say, the supposed main plot, a search for the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MacGuffin Sonichu Bal]- sorry, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Retcon Sonichu Crystals], in order to use their powers to free Christian's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DistaffCounterpart Distaff Counterpart] and &quot;dream sibling&quot;, Crystal, from a mirror the aforementioned dean have trapped her in, takes a backseat.<br /> <br /> Due to criticism over such a self-centered plotline, Christian eventually gets [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PutOnABus trapped in a timestream], leaving Sonichu to take up his heroic mantle of defender of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MarySuetopia CWCville]. The war against [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica Encyclopedia Dramatica] and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImageBoards &quot;Four-Cent Garbage&quot;] rages on, interrupted by the occasional [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Yiff furry sex scene], until issue #9 [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GenreShift changes focus] (again) to dating education ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IThoughtItMeant no, not] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItsALongStory sex education]) and Christian's crude interpretation of how relationships work.<br /> <br /> The last chapter of issue 9 depicts a lengthy battle against invading forces from the PVCC, and ends with Sonichu and friends [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OneSidedBattle beating them with as much resistance as a team of Mary Sues typically gets]. Christian's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] is released from the timestream shortly afterwards, and this cues the beginning of Issue #10, which can best be described as a combination of undisguised [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WishFulfillment Wish Fulfillment] and Christian's attempt to get back at his internet antagonizers by turning both his avatar and Sonichu into bigger [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodModeSue God Mode Sues] than ever, via the Sonichu &lt;strike&gt;Crystals&lt;/strike&gt; Balls, and depict them punishing in-comic representations of his enemies by either killing or injuring them, destroying their property or making them [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KneelBeforeZod pray to him for forgiveness]. As the story progresses, Christian's feud with his &quot;enemies&quot; from real life becomes increasingly more disturbing, and its culmination in issue #10 finale can be most charitably described as the ultimate proof that Christian is in dire need of psychiatric help. It's worth noting that in this issue Christian frequently derailed the plot so he could devote several pages to &quot;punishing&quot; comic books versions of people who &quot;wronged&quot; him most recently; by contrast, (supposedly) important plot threads (such as Crystal being trapped in Dark Mirror Hole, or Christian's feud with college dean) were [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeusExMachina resolved quickly and anticlimactically]. This sequence of events create probably the most unplanned and, for newcomers, incomprehensible storyline so far in ''Sonichu''. Christian (once again) promised that in the future issues he will give the spotlight to Sonichu and that his Author Avatar won't appear so often. However, he isn't famous for keeping his promises (having made this exact one before), so future issues can be expected to be similar storyline-wise to ''Sonichu 10'', with new real life-based enemies introduced as more trolling undoubtedly will continue to rain down upon him. (That is, of course, assuming there will be new issues at all, which might not happen in the foreseeable future. Christian hasn't uploaded any new pages since February 2010 and [[CWC_Blog#10_March_2010|is deeply offended even by mere suggestions that he should update his own webcomic]]. It seems that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AttentionDeficitCreatorDisorder he decided to devote his time to more entertaining activities instead], such as masturbating, playing video games and [[:File:SonicCostumeWhining.jpg|whining]] [[GameFAQs|about them]] [[CWC_Blog#26_May_2010|on the internet]], [[OkCupid#ChrisCSonichu_profile|continuing his]] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/QuestForSex Quest For Sex] on the internet, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hypocrite condemning internet] and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlatantLies claiming that he is &quot;active within his community&quot;].)<br /> <br /> Since this comic blurs the line between fiction and reality so much, a deep understanding of Mr. Chandler's life and psyche is required to make any sense of it. The best source would be [[Main Page|the CWCki]], an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWikiRule entire wiki] cataloging Mr. Chandler's life and works (warning: some pages and images are definitely [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NotSafeForWork Not Sage For Work] or [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrainBleach your mental health]), while the even more [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NSFW NSFW] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica Encyclopedia Dramatica] page that started this whole mess can be found [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.rs/Chris-Chan here]. Mr. Chandler's own websites tend to be hacked and deleted with some degree of regularity. He used to have his own ''Sonichu'' wiki which could be found [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page here]; however, in response to trolls hacking and vandalizing his precious wiki (again), on 27 May 2010 he announced his decision to [[100 2188|&quot;relinquish what was the Cwcipedia&quot; while &quot;keeping ownership of what it was before yesterday&quot;]]. In response Vivian Gee and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Alec Benson Leary] took control of CWCipedia and claimed all rights to Sonichu; at the beginning of June 2010 the control of CWCipedia apparently was taken over by a mysterious individual [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=True_and_Honest_FAQ who may or may not be the TRUE and HONEST CWC].&lt;sup&gt;* Well, actually it's definitely not CWC, but it's fun to pretend otherwise. And who knows, maybe it's a beginning of new saga...&lt;/sup&gt; <br /> <br /> Compare the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GonterVerse Gonter Verse], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SilentHill Silent Hill], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hell Hell]. See also ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Asperchu]'' and ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Moon-Pals Moon-Pals]'', two much better series that you probably should be reading instead of this one, if you aren't already.<br /> <br /> '''Please note that several links on this page are not work safe. Don't forget to keep the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrainBleach Brain Bleach] close by should you decide to visit any of them, worksafe or otherwise.''' <br /> <br /> ----<br /> <br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;prettytable collapsible collapsed&quot;<br /> !Tropes from the comic: A-M<br /> |-<br /> |&lt;small&gt;This comic contains examples of:&lt;/small&gt;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AbortedArc Aborted Arc]: Several characters are introduced, only to have little to no relevance later on. A fine example of this is Ivy: she was made Chris's eternal sweetheart by ''God and Jesus Themselves'', only to be [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BusCrash killed off-screen] after the &quot;death&quot; of the &quot;real&quot; Ivy.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AccidentalInnuendo Accidental Innuendo]: &quot;I cannot be deprived of my balls.&quot;<br /> ** From Sonichu 6: a picture of a surprised Chris, an explosion in his groin area and the words: &quot;Somethings's happening downstairs! Sonichu, Magi-Chan, come with me!&quot; ([http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_6/Page_24 link])<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AgeCut Age Cut]: Done in the Spring Break issue to show that certain characters are of legal age to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IfYouKnowWhatIMean be true loving couples].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllThereInTheManual All There In The Manual]: As an example, WesLi Sonichu, one of many villains based on real life people, makes lots of references to magic tricks and props and the like. This is because Wes Iseli, the real life counterpart of the character, is a [http://wesiseli.com/ professional magician]. ''In no way does the comic bother trying to explain this to the reader.'' It takes multiple trips to the [[Main Page|CWCki]] or reading through the mailbags to understand just who the hell these heroes and villains are supposed to be.<br /> ** At the height of Chris's fear that all of his &quot;fans&quot; would leave him for Asperchu, he decided to do his usual thing of righting the wrongs within the pages of the comic. The thing is, if you only read Sonichu and had no idea about Asperchu you would be completely lost and would need to read Asperchu to understand Sonichu... [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OhCrap Oh Crap].<br /> ** Chris also revealed some information that's relevant to the plot of ''Sonichu'' not in the comic itself, but only in the CWCipedia articles. For example, in the article about Magi-Chan Chris revealed that after his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] destroyed Count Graduon's wand &quot;ALL of his [i.e. Graduon's, not [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VillainProtagonist Christian's], unfortunately] brainwashings, magic and curses became undone&quot; and that Silvana fell in love with Magi-Chan; so far, none of this was shown in the webcomic itself. This is most likely caused by Christian's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LazyArtist laziness], as it's much easier for him to create an article on his wiki than to draw comic book pages (though of course [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSlacker even writing short articles is too much effort for him to do that regularly]).<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllTrollsAreDifferent All Trolls Are Different]: Chris envisions the internet trolls who antagonize him as living [[wikipedia:Troll_doll|Troll dolls]] in the comic.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AlternativeCharacterInterpretation Alternative Character Interpretation]: God and Jesus are trolls.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle And Knowing Is Half The Battle]: Almost literally: Chris often [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorFilibuster pauses mid-panel to drop cautionary messages into his comics], such as encouraging parents to pay attention to the age ratings on the games their kids play, and plugging ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LittleBigPlanet LittleBigPlanet]'' while encouraging readers not to buy knock-off copies of the game for the &lt;strike&gt;Xbox&lt;/strike&gt; Hex Bawx 360.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Animesque Animesque]: After Chris met Megan in real life, sweat drops, anime eyes, and other Japanese influences started appearing more frequently.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AnimatedActors Animated Actors]: Supposedly Sonichu and Rosechu are married and have children &quot;outside&quot; of the comic... which makes it even more difficult to figure out on [[Reality|what level of reality all this insanity is taking place on]].<br /> ** Even the characters themselves are having trouble with telling the difference between their reality and in-universe fiction, such as Sonichu mistaking drawings of Rosechu in the nude as real candid photographs of her.<br /> *** Although that one may have been the artist's attempt to make his own drawings look better [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShowDontTell by having the characters talk about how life-like they are].<br /> ** A second phone call between Chris and Alec Benson Leary confirmed that [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|Chris actually believes that all comic book and cartoon characters - including Sonichu characters - really exist]] in some sort of bizarre, ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhoFramedRogerRabbit Who Framed Roger Rabbit]''-esque &quot;toon world&quot;...in fact, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm he cited Roger Rabbit as evidence that this is true.]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AnthropomorphicPersonification Anthropomorphic Personification]: the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BigBad Big Bad] is named Count Graduon, who is a living, breathing manifestation of Chris' bad memories of his graduation. Chris was angry because he was not allowed to recite some inane poem, so he created Count Graduon to &quot;protest&quot;.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArtEvolution Art Evolution]: Well... Chris' self-insert character has stopped [[:File:CWC_collage.jpg|inflating/deflating at random]] due to Chris trying to draw himself realistically while at the same time denying his quickly increasing baldness and obesity. Also, his hair is now firmly glued to his head.<br /> ** By the end of 2009, his artwork has improved further... but only slightly. While rushing to make up for constant [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScheduleSlip schedule slippage], Chris's artwork has devolved back to that of a preschooler.<br /> *** Considering the slight improvement only really got up to 1st year school standards, this trope needs to be considered in the widest possible context. No matter how one looks at it, the art is still quite bad.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArtifactOfDoom Artifact Of Doom]: The Black Sonichu Medallion worn by Reldnahc.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArtifactTitle Artifact Title]: Despite the comic being called ''Sonichu'', the beast in question has been appearing less and less. Chris is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PutOnABus trying] to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DroppedABridgeOnHim rectify] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GrandFinale that].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArtistDisillusionment Artist Disillusionment]: It seems that Chris realized that he doesn't enjoy writing ''Sonichu'' if he's forced to work on it regularly. This resulted in Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScheduleSlip not updating the comic] (and CWCipedia in general) and [[CWC_Blog#March_2010|insulting fans he thinks he has]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAppeal Author Appeal]: Numerous references to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Anime anime] and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdultSwim Adult Swim] programs, a ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MontyPython Monty Python]'' quote or two, and most famously the &quot;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Fanservice fanservice]&quot; of Rosechu making pornographic pictures of herself to try countering troll accusations of her having a &quot;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnusualEuphemism pickle]&quot;... and then [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WordOfGod claiming in Encyclopedia Dramatica] ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint she did it for women's rights.]''<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar]: Besides writing an idealized version of himself into the comic, Chris uses Sonichu as a proxy to channel his rage about constant accusations of him being homosexual.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorFilibuster Author Filibuster]: Played straight when the author avatar harangues the &quot;Jerkops&quot; (policemen who tried removing him from a mall) after defeating him, or Sonichu's [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_30 impassioned speech] given to &quot;Jason&quot; on the top of &quot;Four-Cent Garbage&quot; building about trolling. What makes it funny is that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PatrioticFervor it ties into patriotism and has a damn American flag in the back].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BaitTheDog Bait The Dog]: Chris was starting to actually be nice to the Asperchu people, something he's never really done... only to turn around and make himself even more of an asshole by killing them in his fictional comic.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BaldOfEvil Bald Of Evil]: A fair few of the male villains, possibly because Chris didn't feel like drawing hair.<br /> ** Chris-Chan himself is already becoming this trope, as his bad health and worse nutrition are thinning out his hair at a scary rate.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible Beyond The Impossible]: The comic just keeps topping itself in terms of offensiveness and general badness. Issue 10 alone consists of Chris making a cure for homosexuality from his own &quot;straight&quot; blood, Chris raping his future wife, stage directions put into the dialogue, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveYouTriedNotBeingAMonster homosexuality presented as akin to demonic possession], trolls Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus portrayed as gays who are informed by a demon that they're going to hell because they're gay, and them being instantly accepting of that, Chris ''destroying a skyscraper full of people with a song about how much better ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PowerRangers Power Rangers]'' used to be'' (and then acting sad about their &quot;unavoidable&quot; deaths), Chris curing the whole world of homosexuality and asexuality by pouring his blood into every drinking water supply on earth (presumably without anyone's permission) not only forcibly eliminating homosexuality without anyone's consent but [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking rendering the world's water supply unkosher], a visit from [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Meg Griffin] that's terribly drawn even by Chris's standards, the debut of &quot;Collossal Chris-Chan&quot; who looks like some bizarre fusion of Sonic, Chris and Paul Bunyan, Chris going to Minnesota, pettily frying Alec Leary's hard drive and messianically freeing all of ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Asperchu]'s'' characters from Alec's evil grasp, Chris beating up &lt;strike&gt;Mary Lee Walsh&lt;/strike&gt; [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SdrawkcabName Slaweel Ryam] and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FateWorseThanDeath paralyzing her], and culminates with ''Sonichu'' characters torturing, mutilating and murdering Asperpedia trolls.<br /> ** And the mailbag explanations... Hoo boy. He still manages to claim that he accepts the gay community. He claims the future wife thing was not rape and that Meg was pushing it on him which is why he didn't cheat on his wife.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BerserkButton Berserk Button]: Rosechu and pickles, Sonichu being called a homo.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BigNo Big No]: Chris does this in one of the comics when he finds out he's been set up by a girl working in a coffee shop who said she wanted to date him. He has also done it in real life at least once (and he apparently freaked out so much that [[Jackie e-mails Part 2#Chris Lies About The Game Place|the police had to be called]]).<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BiggusDickus BiggusDickus]: The &quot;Giant Penis Comic&quot;, which is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Exactly What It Says On The Tin]. It's an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick enormous and uncomfortably-detailed drawing] of his own &quot;duck,&quot; complete with a rather scary 45-degree bend in it. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrainBleach Brain Bleach], please.<br /> ** For extra squick value: &lt;font color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;It's possible Chris may have traced his own penis, because that scary bend is true for Chris IRL as well.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> *** On the other hand, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeBrilliance Fridge Brilliance]: If it really is deformed like that, using the word &quot;duck&quot; as a euphemism makes perfect sense, when you consider the genitalia of actual ducks.<br /> *** Why do you know this.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BigBrotherIsWatching Big Brother Is Watching]: Magi-Chan Sonichu enforces CWCville's anti-homosexuality and child abuse laws by spying telepathically on people having sex, on the off-chance that two men might be having sex at any time (which equates to a $500 fine or 50 hours of community service). Possibly the most screamingly offensive and mind-bugging (no pun intended) [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WordOfGod Word Of God] statement ever, and that's saying a lot.<br /> ** Once enough people got ticked off and used the mailbag to say that, he backpedaled and deal with Magi-Chan and the Sonichu no longer uses his powers to determine what people do with their sex life.<br /> ** He didn't reverse it so much because he realised it was wrong, but because it was pointed out to him that he was basically making one of his characters watch gay sex.<br /> ** It's also funny to note that Chris has gone on record saying that sometimes he randomly imagines penises or gay acts, thus meaning that he himself would be so incriminated under the above system.<br /> *** Knowing Chris though, he'd probably be exempt from that law.<br /> ** Mostly because of Magi-Chan's purple colouring, he is often assumed by trolls to be gay, adding a whole new meaning to his psychic search for other gay people.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BileFascination Bile Fascination]: ''Sonichu'' has approximately zero actual fans, but is nonetheless mesmerizing due to its sheer horror and as a look into the mind of its creator.<br /> ** Honestly, ''Sonichu'' '''is''' [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MostTriumphantExample the very pinnacle of this trope.] The average bad fanwork gets ignored or a few mocking reviews. Something that goes beyond bad might get a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DramaticReading Dramatic Reading] or two, or a skilled [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MST MST]. ''Sonichu'' has inspired multiple parody comics, a well-drawn redo of the comic, several makeshift animated adaptions, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWikiRule a whole wiki] devoted to its 'minutae', and who knows how many people following it all who will not stop pressing Chris' buttons because the well seems bottomless. You don't see, for a random example, people adapting ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanficRecs/MarvelUniverse The Shocker: Legit]'' into a fan-comic, yet something like ''this'' gets this degree of attention, simply for how ''bad'' it is and how beyond belief its creator is. It leaves one at a loss for words.<br /> *** And his own life and antics are so bad that whatever happens he will never be free from the people who pursue and troll him. As the CWCki explains, even if you took away his internet or he had to move elsewhere after his parents die, his antics and attitude to life would ensure no shortage of people online and offline (on both sides) ready to step in to try and help him or troll him. He inspires comedy and drama the likes of which most [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealityTelevision Reality Television] shows can only dream about... and it's all strangely compelling. As has also been stated, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity most people online would do anything for the publicity Chris has got].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlandNameProduct Bland Name Product]: Rosechu uses a &quot;Quadak&quot;-brand digital camera in Sonichu 8.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BoringInvincibleHero Boring Invincible Hero]: Christian's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] and his Sonic recolors (well, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DesignatedHero to the extent] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeroicSociopath they can be] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VillainProtagonist considered heroes]), who [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible become increasingly]] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodModeSue more overpowered in the comic] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LifeEmbellished as Christian becomes increasingly more frustrated and desperate to get back at trolls in real life].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BouquetToss Bouquet Toss]: &lt;strike&gt;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OrwellianEditor Sarah]&lt;/strike&gt; &quot;Nicole&quot; tosses her wedding bouquet to Chris at the end of Episode 12... even though [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CriticalResearchFailure wedding bouquets do not work that way].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrokenBase Broken Base]: ''Sonichu'''s &quot;fanbase&quot; can be divided into roughly four groups - those who wish to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll antagonize Chris into providing further entertainment], those who pity him and wish that he'd get help, those who hate him for his viewpoints and actions, and those who have withdrawn in disgust. Individuals bounce from category to category as the ''Sonichu'' saga unfolds.<br /> ** People among the fourth group of said &quot;fanbase&quot; that wish to stay there would definitely need [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrainBleach something to scrub their minds out with] to forget that Chris and Sonichu ever existed.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrotherSisterIncest Brother Sister Incest]: All of the Sonichus and Rosechus have been known to call Chris their father. Some of them are in sexual relationships with each other. Interpret that as you will. Also, his &quot;sister&quot; Crystal has the Rosechu medallion that Chris intended to give his true love. That, and the fact that his &quot;sister&quot; has the same name that his fantasy daughter has, makes one wonder.<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ParentalIncest Parental Incest]: Chris drew several pornographic pictures of Sonichus and Rosechus, [[Masturbating and squirtin'|expected other people to provide him with Rosechu porn]] and [[Sarah Reveals Herself#Chris tries to leave|admitted that drawing naked Rosechu turns him on (&quot;a bit&quot;)]]. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnfortunateImplications And Rosechus call Chris their father]. Also, in ''Sonichu 10'' Chris drew his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] making out with Silvana (in the guise of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Meg Griffin]); since Chris apparently considers his Sonic recolors to be his children, he basically drew himself making out with his own kid.<br /> *[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheCanKickedHim The Can Kicked Him]: Simonla is killed by an explosive device hidden in a toilet.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaptainErsatz Captain Ersatz]: The majority of the cast consists of ''Sonic'' [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PaletteSwap recolors]. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CatchPhrase Firstly], Sonichu is an ersatz that the author made sometime in the 1990s when a teacher wouldn't allow him to use Sonic the Hedgehog or [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Pokemon Pikachu] in a class project due to copyright. There's also Simonla Rosechu, who was originally a (male) [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanCharacter Fan Character] created by a troll who's a fan of ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann]'', but Chris decided to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GenderFlip change his gender] and turn him into a Rosechu before using her in the comic. Add in two characters based off [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Zelda Zelda] (Zelina Rosechu, Clawdorf and Darkbind Sonichu), [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SailorMoon Sailor Megtune] and various others. The only characters who seem to be completely original are Kel and Count Graduon.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CelibateHero Celibate Hero]: Magi-Chan, the most powerful Sonichu and the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan Only Sane Man], used to not seek romance. Notable in that he was the only Sonic recolor with some importance in the story who ''hadn't'' been permanently paired up with someone. Chris of course noticed that and immediately took the chance to establish Magi-Chan as a character different from the rest of his boring, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FlatCharacter flat], obsessed-with-sex Sonic recolors, with at least some personality and originality... [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheyWastedAPerfectlyGoodPlot Oh wait, that didn't happen]. Instead, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PairTheSpares Chris made Magi-Chan and Silvana fall in love with each other].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CharacterAlignment Character Alignment]:<br /> ** Chris: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChaoticEvil Chaotic Evil], believes he's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LawfulGood LawfulGood]<br /> ** Mary Lee Walsh: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LawfulNeutral Lawful Neutral], portrayed as [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NeutralEvil Neutral Evil]<br /> ** Sonichu: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LawfulEvil Lawful Evil]/[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChaoticNeutral Chaotic Neutral]<br /> ** Rosechu: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TrueNeutral True Neutral] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NeutralFemale Female]<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Asperchu]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TrueNeutral True Neutral]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CityOfAdventure City Of Adventure]: CWCville is ''supposed'' to be like this, but it comes off more as a militaristic city-state out of an Orwellian nightmare that would put the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Warhammer40000 Tau Empire] to shame.<br /> *[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheChick The Chick]: Rosechu -- her hobbies are &quot;frolicing through the fields, shopping at CWCville mall and cooking.&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Chickification Chickification]: Megagi La Skunk, who goes from being a tomboy wearing spiked collars in her introduction to donning a cheerleader outfit and being a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShallowLoveInterest Shallow Love Interest] like the rest of the female cast in the later issues.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChristmasSpecial Christmas Special]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ClicheStorm Cliché Storm]: There is close to zero originality here.<br /> ** There was one &quot;skitch&quot; that Chris thought he could get onto ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Family Guy]''. It was the most original thing he'd ever drawn. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TropesAreNotBad It was also much, much worse than the unoriginal rest of the comic.]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ColdBloodedTorture Cold Blooded Torture]: Chris and his Sonic recolors subject Asperpedia trolls to this at the end of ''Sonichu 10''. Before killing them. Somehow, the reader is supposed ''to root for the torturers''.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CombinationAttack Combination Attack]: Chrs-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance! [''sic''] So awesome and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Animesque Animesque], it had to be misspelled both times it was used in the comics.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint Completely Missing The Point]: Oh where to begin...<br /> ** One major one is the aforementioned Rosechu stripping naked to fight for women's rights. That's not what women's rights are about...<br /> ** In one issue, Sonichu gets an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PantyShot upskirt view] of Rosechu, and reacts as you might expect.<br /> ::'''Rosechu's thoughts:''' &quot;I love being appreciated and fully understood for my being, as well as my bod.&quot; (Note that personality isn't mentioned.)<br /> ** That's because [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FlatCharacter she doesn't have one].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompleteMonster Complete Monster]: Comic!Chris. While the real Chris Chandler is a pathetic loser with a lot of derangement, his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] blows out people's kneecaps after disarming them, destroyed a guy's home life even though he was enforcing the rules of the place Chris was soliciting at, seals up a building and blows it up ensuring no living thing escapes (justifying it with how their security was lackluster), then collapses another building full of people whose worst crime can be considered being a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JerkAss JerkAss], killing one hundred people, injuring hundreds more, and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WritersCannotDoMath leaving 250 people unaccounted for], before arranging a show trial for a bunch of people who murdered Simonla (but who really just making fun of him), and had them sentenced to be brutally tortured to death by every &quot;good&quot; character in the comic, including Simonla's less than a year old daughter. And he does it all with a gleeful smile on his face.<br /> ** Meanwhile, Slaweel only gets life for killing at least two people, and maybe even more, during her raid on CWCVille. Those two people being Chris' RL 'sweethearts'. Apparently, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItsAllAboutMe it's only worthy of the death penalty if it directly demeans Chris in any way].<br /> *** Actually, both of those deaths were caused by collateral damage, which could be linked to the heroes as well as the villains.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CosmicKeystone Cosmic Keystone]: The Sunstone. It gets forgotten the issue after it's introduced.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CriticalResearchFailure Critical Research Failure]: Chris has made it clear he knows jack-shit.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrossPoppingVeins Cross Popping Veins]: In one picture of Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Crossover Crossover]: Of ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic The Hedgehog]'' and ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Franchise/Pokemon Pokémon]'', obviously. Sort of.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment Of Awesome]: See [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeThatUs Take That Us] below.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfFunny Crowning Moment Of Funny]: &quot;I'm Jesus, s'up?&quot;<br /> ** Fan-made ''Sonichu 11'' (see [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RunningTheAsylum Running The Asylum] below for details) gave us this conversation between Magi-Chan and Reginald Sneasel, which also serves as nice [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeThat Take That] to Chris:<br /> ::'''Magi-Chan:''' &quot;Reginald, I'm afraid I have some bad news, Angelica was just killed by Slaweel's bomb at the Mal-Wart. She was buying some feminine hygiene products when the bomb exploded. Sonichu had a fierce fight with her but was not able to stop her from explodin the bombs. Since I know you and Angelica were very close, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LackOfEmpathy I would suggest you buy a love doll from Specners Gifts or some other quality adult goods retailer to keep you company while you find another heartsweet to date and eventually have intercourse with after the third date].&quot;<br /> ::'''Reginald:''' &quot;This is terrible news. Thank you for telling me Magi-Chan. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ForgottenFallenFriend I will take your idea of Spencers Gifts love doll into consideration.]&quot;<br /> ** Unintentional, but Rosechu's &quot;profile.&quot; It's so sexist, how can you not laugh?<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CureYourGays Cure Your Gays]: Chris' anti-gay vaccine. The fact that he donated some of his own blood to create said vaccine raises some hilarious unintended implications [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailYourMedicalBoardsForever if you know anything about how vaccines are made]. Also, it's stated that you need pure heterosexual blood to make it, and yet Future Chris is still alive at that point.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DarkerAndEdgier Darker And Edgier]: Issue 10, which features Chris torturing four people to death in the most brutally inhumane ways- including snapping their bones, shooting them at point black range, electrocuting someone until they end up a burned husk, and forcing a girl with the emotional maturity of a fourth grader to drill someone to death.<br /> *Not to mention the grotesque, graphic (considering that it is supposed to be a comic for children) sex scenes.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeathIsCheap Death Is Cheap]: Averted as far as characters exclusive to his fictional universe goes. His argument against killing off [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShallowLoveInterest Simonla] is that it would be terrible to deprive Wild Sonichu of his girlfriend.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Defictionalization Defictionalization]: [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/ 4-cent garbage.com] was made into a real [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImageBoard Image Board], and since coming to the attention of the Internet, there now really are several organizations dedicated to making Chris miserable.<br /> ** Someone got fed up with Christian whining about being &quot;[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown#Aftermath|BALLZ-BROKEN (...) IN AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, 'KICK THE AUTISTIC!']]&quot; and created [http://www.pictogame.com/en/play/game/bq1o8yBlHtPu_cwc-in-kick-the-autistic this game].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DemotedToExtra Demoted To Extra]: ''Sonichu himself'' takes a backseat to everyone else in the comic after issue #1.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DepravedBisexual Depraved Bisexual]: Silvana.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DepravedHomosexual Depraved Homosexual]: Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc. His sexual orientation is variously characterized as being integral to his villain personality, making Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DidNotDoTheResearch somewhat out of touch] with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DiscreditedTrope social mores]. At least [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JackChick Jack Chick] ''deliberately'' rattles cages.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DesignatedHero Designated Hero]: The protagonists spend all their time [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EverybodyHasLotsOfSex having sex and/or trying to have sex], and yet the readers are meant to support them and cheer them as heroes.<br /> ** While Chris calls women in his comic equal to men, they only exist for three reasons: looking pretty, shopping, and proving that all male characters in the comic are ''STRAIGHT!''<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DethroningMomentOfSuck Dethroning Moment Of Suck]: Difficult to pin down. The comic ''started out'' as abysmally shitty, and then [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible somehow went] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItGotWorse further downhill] once Sonichu all but disappeared from it, and the addition of sex scenes certainly didn't help matters.<br /> ** Chris exacting revenge on Asperpedia trolls that forced him to kill Simonla ''by having them tortured to death in his comic''. And he does it to their comic book versions ''right after apologizing to real life Asperpedia trolls''.<br /> *** And later he claimed that the guy who wanted him to kill Simonla and whose comic book version was murdered in the most gruesome way should be satisfied and move on, because Simonla is dead. Right before that, he also stated that... No, [[:File:Evan_responds_to_his_death.png|this must be seen to be believed]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeusExMachina Deus Ex Machina]: Magi-chan is &quot;psychic&quot;, which means that he can teleport anyone in and out of action and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MrExposition explain, out of the blue, what the heck the other characters are supposed to actually do in these stories]. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PsychicPowers Psychic powers]: the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AddedAlliterativeAppeal perfect putty to plug] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PlotHole plot holes].<br /> ** And despite being the comic's #1 source of exposition and Psychic Ex Machina, Magi-chan somehow lost the leadership vote of the Chaotic Combo to Wild Sonichu.<br /> ** Not to forget the emergence of the never-before-seen-or-mentioned Bionic the Hedgehog to take out Reldnahc in Sonichu #6.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheDevilIsALoser The Devil Is A Loser]: Beel, ostensibly a Satan analogue, but also the peevish secretary of the 4-Cent Garbage HQ.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DidNotDoTheResearch Did Not Do The Research]: Oh, so many examples. To begin with, Chris thinks he can actually make money off this...<br /> ** In the very first episode, the rainbow's colors go red, orange, yellow, blue, green, purple, light purple.<br /> ** In Issue 10, Chris says he traveled through time and had sex with his future wife, who thought he was [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScrewYourself his future self]. Now he has a very hard time explaining to his furious fans why this sex under false pretense can't be considered rape.<br /> ** Issue 11 involves Sonichu and Rosechu's kids getting ready for Christmas and performing in a play. In what is supposed to be a public school, the play is Very Very Very Christian. Apparently separation of Church and state doesn't exist in CWCville.<br /> ** Also, the depiction that the comics give to the Cherokees is simply ludicrous: Not only does Comic!Chris claim to be a descendant of the king of the Cherokee tribe (notice that the Cherokee tribe wasn't a monarchy) but also claims that the Cherokees had as enemies a tribe named after an Asian condiment (no, seriously).<br /> *** Not to mention his Cherokee ancestor is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MightyWhitey portrayed as Caucasian and wearing golden armor]. That's... not even stereotyping, that's just plain stupid.<br /> ** Chris believes that autism comes from an injection that doctors give to certain babies, and that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GayPanic getting a blood transfusion from a gay person will turn you gay as well.]<br /> ** His mayor's office is located in the mall and he sees no problem with this. Also, CWCville gives free housing and about 1500 dollars a month to jobless.<br /> ** In the comic, Collosal Chris-Chan deletes everything in Asperpedia (hint: it's a MediaWiki site where nothing ever gets lost), blocks the admins (hint: it's a MediaWiki site where admins can unblock themselves), and deletes their user accounts (H:IAMWSW user accounts can't be deleted, by design). And to think that Chris claims to be the lord and ruler over all of CWCipedia, which incidentally is a MediaWiki site too...<br /> ** According to the CWCki, he makes references to ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann]'' '''without even having watched it'''.<br /> *** Which adds a real [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Irony Irony] to the fact that he had the daughter of a Simon [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaptainErstatz Captain Erstatz] use [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThisIsADrill a drill] to kill somebody.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DisproportionateRetribution Disproportionate Retribution]: Chris inflicts a horrible curse on the Jerkhief that results in the loss of the poor guy's family, home, and everything he owns. Why? As payback for an ''almost'' beating that Chris ''nearly'' suffered and richly deserved. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralDissonance This was supposed to be an awesome moral victory for Chris, who was meant to be the obvious hero in this situation.]<br /> ** In Sonichu 10, Chris and Sonichu attack the 4-cent_garbage.com Tower, an in-comic representation of 4chan and Encyclopedia Dramatica, with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThePowerOfRock The Power Of Rock] which causes the building to collapse, killing 100 of its workers and injuring another 150. Chris's following dialogue makes it clear that he thinks they deserved it, simply because they were making fun of him over the Internet.<br /> ** Likewise, in a (real life) situation where CChanSonichuCWC (AKA [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MetalGearSolid Liquid] Chris), a guy tricking Chris into thinking that people are confusing him and Chris, trolls Chris by having a girl named &quot;Kacey&quot; pretend to be conflicted in regards which guy she loves. Liquid tricks Chris into thinking that he has gotten Kacey to marry him (which was pretty easy considering how messed up poor Chris is). However, Chris responds by making a comic in which Liquid kidnaps Kacey and threatens Chris and Kacey with a small knife. So how does Chris respond? He ''pulls out a pistol and shoots Liquid (who has been disarmed at this point) in his calves.'' Kacey's parents ''are proud of him'' for doing this.<br /> ** A guy calls Meg Griffin a man. Chris gets upset. The guy calls Chris a woman. Chris punches him in the face. Not exactly someone with good self control...<br /> ** Based on rather flimsy evidence, they linked the creators of Asperchu to the murder of Simonla Rosechu. So what does Chris do? Have a show trial with an obviously biased judge, order the four to be executed and then kill them onscreen in the most brutal way possible, including the daughter of Simonla (who's mentally a fourth grader) ripping off all of Evan's limbs!<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DistaffCounterpart Distaff Counterpart]: Crystal, Chris's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImaginaryFriend Dream Sibling].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DistressBall Distress Ball]: Rosechu carries this. A LOT.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DungeonMaster Dungeon Master]: Magi-Chan has elements of this kind of character. Despite being near omniscient and very powerful, he usually does little more than teleport other characters where they need to go and serve as comic's resident MrExposition.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Egopolis Egopolis]: CWCville=([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItsPronouncedTroPAY pronounced &quot;quickville&quot;]), which is composed of the creator's initials, CWC, because everybody loves Chris.<br /> ** That's not even the half of it, the currency is named after him (C-Quarters, W-Quarters, and confusingly ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment C-QUARTERS]''), the only known radio station is KCWC, the drink of choice is CWC Cola, and the mayor's birthday is ''celebrated as a holiday'', under the name of ''Christian Love Day''.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EnsembleDarkhorse Ensemble Darkhorse]: [[Yawning Squirtle]], a stoned-looking [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Pokemon Squirtle] who appears in only one panel in Episode 18, is widely considered to be CWC's best/only good character. [[List of Sonichu characters#Bill The Scientist|Bill the Scientist]] and the [[List of Sonichu characters#Boulder-Dropping Whale|Boulder-Dropping Whale]] are similar few-frame favorites.<br /> ** [[Kel]], Rosechu's original Trainer, is probably Chris's only original character, despite being yet another generic female and having only one sentence worth of character description (that she's a caring girl). She was all but forgotten after the first issue.<br /> ** Zapina is another character who isn't 100% slavishly derivative of another; while there is a trace of Amy Rose to her, the fact that she's part lightning bug shows a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IncrediblyLamePun flash] of originality.<br /> ** Despite Sandy Rosechu's intended use as a giant &quot;FUCK YOU&quot; to Evan and the Asperpedia and otherwise fairly minor story presence thus far, the trolls' willingness to explore the psychological implications of having someone with the mentality of a fourth grader commit grisly murder has netted Sandy her own comic, ''Capering Berries''.<br /> ** Let's not forget [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DracoInLeatherPants Mary Lee Walsh].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EsotericHappyEnding Esoteric HappyEnding]: Chris thinks that the ''Sonichu 10'' ending was the great victory of the forces of good. The readers think it was one of the most disturbing things Chris ever created and perhaps the ultimate proof of his derangement.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EverythingsBetterWithRainbows Everything's Better With Rainbows]: The rainbow formed from Sonichu's creation, which turned a Raichu into Rosechu and made eggs that would eventually hatch into the Chaotic Combo and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hermaphrodite Silvana]. After Chris realized that the rainbow was heavily associated with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/QueerAsTropes a certain group of people], he has since redrawn a gratuitously gay-looking page to instead have a slim, trim version of himself leaping in front of the Pearly Gates.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilIsPetty Evil Is Petty]: Mary Lee Walsh and the Jerkops have nothing better to do with their time than hindering Chris's progress in his love quest.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilTwin Evil Twin]: Played straight ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IncrediblyLamePun heh]) with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SdrawkcabName Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc], who is the complete opposite of Chris, a member of Team Rocket who later came out of the closet.<br /> ** Also, Black Sonichu (later renamed Blake, to avoid looking racist), who is to Sonichu what Shadow is to Sonic, only even more annoying. He's since undergone a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeelFaceTurn Heel Face Turn], though.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilTowerOfOminousness Evil Tower Of Ominousness]: The 4-Cent Garbage Headquarters, all [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NumberOfTheBeast 66+6] floors of it.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ExpansionPackPast Expansion Pack Past]: The Chaotic Combo were originally birthed by the rainbow created when Sonichu became a Sonic/Pikachu hybrid, in the late '90s, at the same time as Sonichu. Supposedly this created all the Sonichus at once, except then Chris started adding in more and more Sonichus, some of whom were said to be ''older'' than Sonichu or Rosechu. Of course, Chris only noticed the non-continuity error problem with this setup: all his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Rule34 Rule 34] pics were of underage characters. Thus, Chris dropped two retcons: one, that the Sonichu eggs were sent ''back in time'' so everyone was 18, and ''then'' retconned that ''countless'' Sonichu eggs were sent ''all throughout time and space.'' That poor, fragile timeline...<br /> ** Taken to extremes on CWCipedia, where Chris drops all manner of information that should have been obvious a long time ago (like Sonichu and Rosechu being married and having children) or dolloping loads of plot that bloats the already crossover-laden series like nothing else.<br /> ** You would think he could have just solved the underage problem by pointing out that Sonichus presumably ''do not mature and age at the same rate as humans''. They are hedgehogs, after all.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EyepatchOfPower Eyepatch Of Power]: Jason Kendrick Howell, which unfortunately means a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MetalGearSolid Big Boss] look-alike has been dragged into the comic. Howell actually [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/XanatosGambit planned this], sending Chris a picture of Big Boss and telling him it was a photo of him.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyUnfriendlyAesop Family Unfriendly Aesop]: If people are mean to you on the Internet, you can mass murder them, and celebrate their deaths by declaring a holiday.<br /> ** Reginald Sneasel subplot in ''Sonichu 9'': attempting to sabotage other people's relationships out of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GreenEyedMonster jealousy] is completely justified. ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItsAllAboutMe That is, of course, unless you try to sabotage Christian's &quot;relationships&quot;] - [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|in which case you deserve to die]].) An even if you fail to break them up, don't worry, just delve into some public self-pitying and someone will hook up with you out of pity.<br /> ** Sub-Episodes: loitering in the store with the stated intent to bother female customers is A-OK. People who try to make you stop doing that are all [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KickTheDog autistic-kicking] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompleteMonster complete monsters] who want to prevent you from finding love and make you stay [[virgin with rage]] forever - and for that reason, it's OK to hurt them.<br /> ** People you (claim to) love are disposable and easily replaceable. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SkewedPriorities Your dog on the other hand...]<br /> ** Being gay makes you more evil than [[Beel|being Hitler's assistant]] or [[:File:Jason_Kendrick_Howell.jpg|keeping a sex slave]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Fandom Fandom]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hatedom Inverted]. There has been literally only one person other than Chris to admit to actually liking ''Sonichu''. Even assuming it wasn't a troll, she certainly stopped after Chris publicly berated her.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanFicChopSuey Fan Fic Chop Suey]: Though it is mostly a combination of Pokemon and Sonic, random characters from completely unrelated franchises will inexplicably show up, from [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Futurama Richard Nixon's head-in-a-jar] to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Meg Griffin]] to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BillyMays Billy Mays]. In recent issues, the Transformers have also shown up, albeit heavily plagiarized versions of the ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TransformersAnimated Transformers Animated]'' cast. ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheBumblebee Bumba-Lumba?])<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FatalFlaw Fatal Flaw]: Just like in [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLife Real Life], despite [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GaryStu being such a fantastic guy that everyone loves], Chris just can't get a girl (which he blames on the &quot;Infinitely High Boyfriend Factor&quot;, believing that the reason he can't find a Boyfriend-Free Girl is because they're all already taken, and the fact that his criteria for such a woman are improbably strict certainly doesn't help). And later on in the comic, he can't hold ''onto'' a girl. He's actually gone through about three or four gal pals since he entered the time void, although only two had appearances in the comic (and both said they would wait for him).<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FetishRetardant Fetish Retardant]: Everything that is meant to be erotic, due to the sloppy coloring, terrible perspective, and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OffModel Off Model] nature of ''everything''...<br /> ** And if that doesn't do it, just remember: if it's meant to be erotic, Chris was masturbating to it when he drew it. That's a guarantee.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FiveManBand Five Man Band]: The &lt;strike&gt;Chaotix&lt;/strike&gt; Chaotic Combo. Granted, they [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FlatCharacter don't have any personality], but let's classify them to our best:<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheHero The Hero]: Wild Sonichu<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheLancer The Lancer]/[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSmartGuy The Smart Guy]: Magi-chan Sonichu<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheBigGuy The Big Guy]: Punchy Sonichu<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheChick The Chick]: Both Bubbles and Angelica Rosechu<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ForgottenFallenFriend Forgotten Fallen Friend]: Anytime anybody dies in the comic, their survivors take a panel or so to say &quot;we've got to move on&quot; and do just that. Possibly because the author is a borderline sociopath who does the same thing in real life.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ForTheEvulz For The Evulz]: All of the villains have little motivation towards tormenting Chris beyond &quot;because.&quot; Apparently they just don't want him to find True Love. Virginia is for Virgins, after all.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudianExcuse Freudian Excuse]: &lt;strike&gt;Mary Lee Walsh&lt;/strike&gt; &quot;Slaweel the Witch&quot; hates love because she's a social outcast who isn't loved herself.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudWasRight Freud Was Right]: Two of the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Narm narmy] lines listed below, as well as the, um, ''interesting'' image of a pistol [[Jerkop|on this page]]. And that's just the tip of the iceberg, which makes Chris's constant [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today] assertions a bit awkward.<br /> ** He actually went back and redrew all scenes with the [[Straw|Drinking Straw of Fail]] to make it look less phallic.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FrozenInTime Frozen In Time]: The popularity of franchises, aspects, popular music, fads and toys within the comics and the subject's life seems to be stuck perpetually in 1999, the latest time it seems Chris had any semblance of a positive social life. The only modern thing about either aspect is that he is a PS3 fanboy and owns an HDTV, but it's doubtful he uses the latter to actually watch any high definition television programming. He also likes ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Family Guy]'' and ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheClevelandShow The Cleveland Show]''.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FurryFandom Furry Fandom]: After a fashion. Chris obviously enjoys sexualized anthropomorphic animals (and has even confessed that he might, under the right circumstances, have [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ButYouScrewOneGoat sex with a dog]), but he doesn't belong to any community.<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenNerdsHaveStandards Even Furries have standards], you know.<br /> *[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GenderBlenderName Gender Blender Name]: Kel is female, while Magi-Chan and Chris-Chan are both male (-''chan'' (&amp;#12385;&amp;#12419;&amp;#12435;) is a mostly feminine Japanese suffix).<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GenerationXerox Generation Xerox]: [[Sandy Rosechu]], [[Simonla Rosechu]]'s daughter. Introduced as a way of keeping Simonla after killing her off.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodwinsLaw Godwin's Law]: Beel, a secretary for 4-cent garbage, was revealed to be an assistant for Hitler and is condemned to being a troll for all eternity. Chris tries to pull an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenEvilHasStandards Even Evil Has Standards] thing, but he makes it so Beel is angry at Jack and Clyde for being &quot;homo trolls.&quot; Cue [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm Face Palm].<br /> ** Ironically, since Nazis also killed homosexuals, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AlternativeCharacterInterpretation one could interpret Beel's disgust] as that of an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint unrepentant damned soul].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GratuitousJapanese Gratuitous Japanese]: Jiggliami's song &quot;War of Love&quot; (a ripoff of &quot;Love is War&quot; by [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Vocaloid Miku Hatsune], &quot;written&quot; by one of Chris's &quot;sweethearts&quot;) in Episode 18.<br /> ** Chris also has a tendency to refer to himself as &quot;Chris-Chan.&quot; Please note that this is usually a ''feminine'' honorific.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GroinAttack Groin Attack]: Called 'Kicking them in the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnusualEuphemism Sourdough Area]' in Chris terms. He does it to a Jerkop in [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_0/Page_38 Subepisode 1], and is recommended by Chris as the ideal form of self-defense against both regular and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KingMook king-sized] Jerkops in [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_4/Page_56 Sub-Episode 6].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GreekChorus Greek Chorus]: In some of the early, Sonichu-centered comics, Chris.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GreenEyedMonster Green Eyed Monster]: Chris is quite guilty of misandry, since he detests every other male on the planet (with a handful of exceptions) as a romantic rival. Wes Iseli in particular became a villain in the comic since he was dating Chris' friend Sarah, thus denying Chris a chance with her. His bizarre hatred of gay men makes even less sense, since they're ''clearly'' not rivals.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeelFaceTurn Heel Face Turn]: &lt;strike&gt;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnfortunateImplications Black Sonichu]&lt;strike&gt; &lt;strike&gt;Blachu&lt;/strike&gt; [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Retcon Blake].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hermaphrodite Hermaphrodite]: Silvana. And before you ask, yes, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleThirtyFour Rule 34 art] of Silvana exists.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeroicSociopath Heroic Sociopath]: Whether it's cursing a security guard because of an almost-beating or shooting out the kneecaps of &lt;strike&gt;the impostor&lt;/strike&gt; the TRUE AND HONEST CWC.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HighOctaneNightmareFuel High Octane Nightmare Fuel]: Chris drawing each of the members of the Asperpedia being brutally tortured and executed in gory detail. The childish art just serves to make it even more unsettling.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HonorBeforeReason Honor Before Reason]: The supposed villain &lt;strike&gt;Mary Lee Walsh&lt;/strike&gt; Slaweel Ryam, of all people. In ''Sonichu 10'', right before her final battle with Chris, she decided not to rely on Count Graduon's help and only fight Chris with her own powers; she even allowed Chris to destroy Graduon's wand. Needless to say, Chris didn't even think about returning the favor and reverting back from his SuperMode; the result was a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CurbStompBattle Curb Stomp Battle] ending with Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FateWorseThanDeath paralyzing Slaweel].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IdiotPlot Idiot Plot]: Conceptualized, written and drawn by one Idiot Author.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IdolSinger Idol Singer]: Jiggliami.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IJustWantMyBelovedToBeHappy I Just Want My Beloved To Be Happy]: Chris claimed this with Kacey and Liquid, until the next day when he saw that wouldn't work and made a video proclaiming that &quot;SHE IS MINE NOW!!!&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IKEAErotica IKEA Erotica]: Rosechu actually says &quot;Insert Rod A into Slot B&quot; before sex with Sonichu. It's intended to be erotic, apparently.<br /> ** This is actually a joke he stole from ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Family Guy]'' and taken out of context. The original joke was actually the page quote for the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IKEAErotica IKEA Erotica] page. Either Chris tried to add humor to the sex or he [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint completely missed the point of the joke in the first place].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IKnowMortalKombat I Know Mortal Kombat]: Jiggliami's manager, Blanca, who also plays &quot;lead [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GuitarHero Guitar Hero]&quot; for her. It's not entirely clear whether she plays an actual guitar and plays ''Guitar Hero'' on the side for practice ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IDontKnowMortalKombat which, as many will attest, doesn't work]), or if all she can play is ''Guitar Hero'' (which makes it all the more difficult to believe she and Jiggliami are huge pop stars).<br /> ** It may have to do with Chris' apparent belief that being good at ''Guitar Hero'' gives him actual musical ability.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItsBeenDone It's Been Done]: When someone asked about Chris willfully stealing gags from ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SouthPark South Park]'', ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Family Guy]'', and ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSimpsons The Simpsons]'', he said (and this is an exact quote): &quot;taking jokes is of acceptable practice; it works when the author is short on original jokes, and wants to fill in a good one. Everybody does it. 'Simpsons Did It.'&quot; Note that he's quoting an episode of ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SouthPark South Park]'' where Butters kept accidentally recapping episodes of ''TheSimpsons''. Key word: '''Accidentally.''' Chris has taken this as carte blanche to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint have no original humor anywhere in his comic].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IncrediblyLamePun Incredibly Lame Pun]: The &quot;Anchuent Prophecy&quot; was originally believed to be a simple typo, until someone realized it was meant to be a pun on Soni'''chu'''. And lo, there was much [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm facepalming].<br /> ** Lovely Weather, Chris's &quot;future wife&quot;.<br /> *** Lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrokenRecord Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NonSequitur Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with...]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InferredHolocaust Inferred Holocaust] / [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoEndorHolocaust No Endor Holocaust] / [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatMeasureIsAMook What Measure Is A Mook]: We are told that the Jerkops swell their numbers using a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HypnoRay hypnotic ray gun] that only affects the mentally impaired. That's kind of offensive on its own, but it also means that when the heroes do battle with them, they're actually beating the hell out of innocent, retarded people. No character has thus far seen fit to raise this dilemma.<br /> ** In issue 9, one mention is finally made of the idea of rehabilitating. The characters still beat the brainwashed Jerkops just as mercilessly, however, so nothing has changed in that regard.<br /> ** As of issue 10, all of the Jerkops have been rehabilitated by [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SuperMode Ultra Sonichu].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InformedAbility Informed Ability]: Punchy is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllThereInTheManual apparently] a master of &quot;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NonSequitur random-access humor],&quot; but, as of the end of Sonichu 10, has never used it.<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WritersCannotDoMaths &quot;I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!&quot;] Not so much if you thought that 4 billionth of a percent of 3 billion was 100.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InformedAttractiveness Informed Attractiveness]: Kel calls Rosechu &quot;as beautiful as a rose.&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InformedAttribute Informed Attribute]: All of the Rosechus in this comic only act as a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SatelliteCharacter Satellite Character] for their respective Sonichu and play up rather outdated female archetypes. In [[Mailbag 7#The Rosechus are totally diverse and stuff|Mailbag #7]] he assigned each of them personalities (one even said to be a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Tomboy Tomboy]) which are never even hinted at in the comics.<br /> ** Chris must really like this trope; when [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll his fans]] point out that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FlatCharacter his characters lack personalit]] and that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StrangledByTheRedString he forces characters into poorly written relationships], he simply responds with something like &quot;[[Mailbag_46|My characters Have Personality]]&quot; or &quot;[[Mailbag_52|they both knew that they were just meant to be together. Take it at face value]]&quot; and doesn't even bother to elaborate on this (never mind doing something crazy, like ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShowDontTell actually showing this in the comic]'').<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InTheHood In The Hood]: Jason Kendrick Howell conceals his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EyepatchOfPower Eyepatch Of Power] with a voluminous cloak.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InTheNameOfTheMoon In The Name Of The Moon]: Chris and his &quot;dream sibling&quot; Crystal often announce their status of warriors of love and honesty, while [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SailorMoon Sailor Megtune] is fond of these speeches as well.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Jossed Jossed]: Chris attempted to disprove [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Moon-Pals a popular fan theory that Yawning Squirtle, Boulder-Dropping Whale and Bill The Scientist are trapped on the Moon with their friends (Metal Sonichu, Kel, Allison Amber and large amounts of weed, among others)], claiming that Squirtle and Whale were caught by Pokémon trainers and showing Bill working as a doctor in CWCville. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll Christian's fans], however, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Discontinuity generally disregarded this development].<br /> ** Some trolls suspected that Lovely Weather, Christian's &quot;future wife&quot; from ''Sonichu 10'', was based on his ex-sweetheart &quot;The Wallflower&quot;, but Chris claimed that wasn't the case.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KamehameHadoken Kamehame Hadoken]: Christian's &quot;[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]],&quot; which is tragically performed in real life in a non-parodical manner.<br /> ** [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha#Yes, he actually thinks this works|He even used it to curse (real life) Mary Lee Walsh...]] [[Jackie e-mails#Chris got his degree for Cwcville|and he apparently did it in her presence, while she was giving him a stern lecture in her office]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KangarooCourt Kangaroo Court]: The Asperpedia trolls' trial in the ''Sonichu 10'' finale, complete with a clearly biased judge and crappy defence attorney.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KudzuPlot Kudzu Plot]: Not a traditional example of this, because the story isn't really all that complex, but people who read both the comic and have followed the real-life drama probably can't help but feel that there's just no way Chris can tie up the trolling-inspired plot threads into anything resembling a comprehensible whole. (''If'' Chris bothers at all, that is.) Thus far, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BillyMays Billy Mays] was introduced as Chris's &quot;bodyguard&quot; out of the blue (never seen before, likely never to be seen again), one &quot;galpal&quot;'s house got blown up with no good explanation, and the readers are supposed to be ''on the edge of their seats'' and ''thrilled'' to find out how Chris will handle the Ivy plotline now that she's gone and he has gone through ''one more'' girlfriend in real life. But never worry! Chris apparently solved all of the plotholes by bringing in ''Transformers''.<br /> ** And Ivy has been confirmed as to be HUNG by elevator wires!<br /> *** Kudzu Plot meets the machete.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LampshadeHanging Lampshade Hanging]: Quoth Mary Lee Walsh, &quot;Eh... first we've had the parodic transformations, now we actually have a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SailorMoon pretty girl sailor soldier]? [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Understatement What a kooky world].&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LazyArtist Lazy Artist]: Particularly in recent comics, Chris often skimps on actual ''drawing'' in his comic. Many pages just consist of characters ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FloatingHeadSyndrome bodies often optional]) floating in white space surrounded by [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallOfText a fortress of text] describing scenes he didn't feel like showing the viewers. His justification is that [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag_19 other comics have &quot;loads of dialogue&quot; and that doing it this way saves marker ink].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LegionOfDoom Legion Of Doom]: In issue 7, all the previous villains (excluding [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatHappenedToTheMouse Metal Sonichu]) [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VillainTeamUp team up] and try to take over CWCville.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LegoGenetics Lego Genetics]: Chris apparently believes that homosexuality is genetic, and during his stay in the time void, his comic self donated some of his &quot;untainted straight blood&quot; for the creation of an anti-gay vaccine, which he intends to use to wipe homosexuality off the face of the Earth. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailBiologyForever You Fail Biology Forever] is an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger understatement].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LifeEmbellished Life Embellished]: 90% of the comic, especially the sub-episodes. And because it's life ''embellished'', Chris gets to win his fights and explain why he's right and his enemies wrong.<br /> ** Chris has, as of the end of issue 9, promised to not include anything from his real life in future issues. The claim remains dubious since Chris is not exactly known for being humble, and he seems to have no plans of getting rid of his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar]. He broke his promise starting with the very first page of the next issue, which once again revolved arond him getting revenge on those who've 'wronged' him in real life.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LimitedWardrobe Limited Wardrobe]: Chris is almost exclusively depicted in his &quot;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SesameStreet Ernie] Shirt.&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters Loads And Loads Of Characters]: There are [[List_of_Sonichu_characters|tons]] of characters in this comic, all of which are either characters from different [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Canon canons], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaptainErsatz poor rip-offs] of characters from different canons, or people from real-life who have the misfortune to find themselves in CWCville.<br /> **As of Issue 10 there are 174 characters in the series.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Lolicon Lolicon]: Zapina, who &quot;[[Zapina|just turned 14-years cute]],&quot; wants to pose nude for women's rights just like all the other female characters, but in a bizarre inversion of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThereShouldBeALaw There Should Be A Law] can't because of those &quot;dumb&quot; laws. Bonus [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick squick] points for the &quot;dumb laws&quot; comment being made by one of the ''adult'' characters, not Zapina.<br /> ** Villain Jason Howell is portrayed as having a leashed 17-year-old girlfriend/slave with whom he does things &quot;illegal in all 50 states.&quot; Mostly this is a case of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DidNotDoTheResearch Did Not Do The Research], because in most American states, the age of consent is 16 or 17. Though since owning a slave is illegal, technically anything you do to her is likely illegal.<br /> ** In a possible subversion, &quot;Lolisa&quot; Rosechu is the oldest Rosechu at age 20.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MacGuffin MacGuffin]: The seven Sonichu Balls (&lt;strike&gt;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IThoughtItMeant not what you're thinking], though Sonichu's genitalia are examined in worrisome detail in issue #8&lt;/strike&gt; [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudWasRight exactly what you're thinking]), reminiscent of the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DragonBall Dragon Balls] and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SonicTheHedgehog Chaos Emeralds]. Their full powers have yet to be explored, and though it was likely they would have be used to bring Chris back from his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PutOnABus bus trip], even this theory proves incorrect as Magi-chan simply brings Chris back with his generously used powers. It turns out they make [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodModeSue God Mode Sues] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoreThanInfinite even more Godlike].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AManIsNotAVirgin A Man Is Not A Virgin]: Averted. As in [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLife Real Life], the comic version of Chris is fully committed to his &quot;Love Quest&quot;, and isn't shy about declaring to the world that he is still a virgin. A [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnstoppableRage Virgin With Rage], to be precise.<br /> ** Subverted: In Sonichu 10, he has sex with his ''future wife'', having mistaken him for the Chris she married.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MarySuetopia Mary Suetopia]: CWCville, where all benefit from the wise and magnanimous rule of Christian Weston Chandler. &quot;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoSmoking Tobacky]&quot; and alcohol are banned, though the mayor has eventually abandoned his principles and gotten on the booze.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything The Mayor Who Doesn't Do Anything]: Despite being CWCville's mayor, Chris delegates his duties to assistant, former movie star [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SexySecretary Allison] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HypercompetentSidekick Amber] (who quit her glamorous film career to pursue her life-long dream of doing menial labour for an insane manchild), leaving him free to loiter around business as part of his Love Search or fight the forces of evil.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MediumBlending Medium Blending]: Several comics feature stills of Chris in place of the drawn version interacting with drawn characters. Unfortunately it's as seamless as it was in ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CoolWorld Cool World]'', but even more awkward and creepy as he either brings his dog back to life through artwork or performs a horrible self-penned ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PowerRangers Power Rangers]''-inspired song with his characters reconfigured into a circa-1999 [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BoyBand Boy Band]. The pictures are ill-posed in addition to make Chris seem even more out of place.<br /> ** Not to mention he actually confesses right out a shirt picked to wear for one of the scenes &quot;was in the laundry pile.&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MemeticMutation Memetic Mutation]: How the comic and its creator became &quot;famous&quot; amongst the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImageBoard Image Board] crowd, and, like a virus, has now spread to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TVTropes TV Tropes].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MindScrew Mind Screw]: Basically the entire comic, albeit unintentionally.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MisaimedFandom Misamimed Fandom]: The comics are aimed at [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids kids and teenagers], yet contain gratuitous sex scenes and often center around Chris's personal life and problems, things that kids don't need to see and wouldn't be interested in, respectively. Beyond that, almost the entirety of his audience is made up of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImageBoard Image Board] trolls, which is even sadder considering how frequently Chris tries to appeal to his &quot;true and loyal fanbase&quot;, which doesn't even exist.<br /> ** One troll tactic was to try to give Chris the impression that Sonichu had acquired a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MisaimedFandom Misaimed Fandom] [[Gay_4_Sonichu|in the gay community]]. A [[User:Champthom/Paper|fake paper]] was also written, detailing the supposed homosexual [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Subtext subtext] of Sonichu. Christian Weston Chandler is a [[Homos|raging homophobe with strong hints of &quot;self-hating closet case&quot;]], so it shouldn't be hard for you to imagine [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HilarityEnsues how he reacted].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MismatchedEyes Mismatched Eyes]: Chris, both in the comics and in [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLife Real Life], although the comic severely exaggerates this trait. Naitsirhc, being (at least in theory) Chris's opposite, has a red right and orange left eye.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoodWhiplash Mood Whiplash]: &quot;Panda died! Boo hoo for 2 frames! Let's go kick some Transformer ass like nothing happened!&quot; A weird example of the trope in that the characters have an uncanny ability to completely forget that something absolutely awesome or something devastatingly tragic happened. It's as if the ''characters'' didn't notice the change of the mood in the situations.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralDissonance Moral Dissonance]: As noted above, the Jerkops are made up, at least in part, of people under mind control. It is never implied that the heroes attempt to break this control or even that they feel remorse over having to pulverise innocents (''mentally deficient'' innocents, no less).<br /> ** He blows up a building that offered free webservice because they didn't have good enough security features, then collapses another full of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JerkAss Jerk Asses] because they were mean to him. He brushes off these things or celebrates them.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralEventHorizon Moral Event Horizon]: Alec and crew kill Simonla, and in response they are put through what can be best described as a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JokerJury Joker Jury] before being found guilty and sentenced by the judge [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HollywoodLaw all at the same hearing, without the jury being given any time to deliberate]. They are then sentenced to an execution where [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AFeteWorseThanDeath just about every character in the comic who was ever portrayed positively takes part in a wrathful execution of the whole bunch, involving mutilation and children taking part]. We're then treated to a speech written by Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SmallNameBigEgo in which he berates everyone for fighting about anything and talks about how his birthday will solve everything bad in the world ever].<br /> ** While the final scene was unquestionably the most disgusting and horrible, it wasn't the Moral Event Horizon; that came much earlier when Chris destroyed a building full of innocent people and killed about 100 of them for making fun of him on the internet, made even worse by the fact that up until that point [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThouShaltNotKill the characters of the comic didn't kill their enemies]. The torture scene was awful, but by that point the characters were already irredeemable.<br /> *** Right after that there was an intended example, where [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Meg Griffin] (who Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PerverseSexualLust has a crush on]) gushes over Chris and even kisses him, but is then revealed to be Silvana. It doesn't work, though, due to all of the comic's supposed antagonists being more likable than the heroes.<br /> ** A lot of the things the ''real'' Chris has said, talked about, and even spoken about can evoke this. One could say that him drawing porn of Megan is this (Chris says that he had to do it, or ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RapeAsDrama he could have possibly went too far]''), ''laughing at 9/11'', and wishing the deaths of all the people who troll him. Suffice to say, the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] is only ''marginally'' worse, it's ''even worse'' when you consider that ''the comic is his own sick [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WishFulfillment Wish Fulfillment]''.<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WishFulfillment Wish Fulfillment]? He actually believes that fiction exists in a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhoFramedRogerRabbit Who Framed Roger Rabbit]-esque dimension. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeHorror Which means...] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint he ruined] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WildMassGuessing Wild Mass Guessing] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuinedForever FOREVER]!<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MostCommonSuperPower Most Common Super Power]: Mary Lee Walsh has this not just in fanart, but in the later issues as well.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MyGirlIsASlut My Girl Is A Slut]: Pretty much ''every single goddamn Rosechu in this comic.'' When they're not out shopping, they're either having sex or stripping &quot;for women's rights.&quot; And let's not even get into &quot;Rage Against the Garbage&quot;...<br /> |}<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;prettytable collapsible collapsed&quot;<br /> !Tropes from the comic: N-Z<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Narm Narm]: &quot;Well, after eating my eight daily McNuggets, I'm ready to pull out my Attraction Sign and get a Boyfriend-Free Girl&quot;. ''Among so many, many others''.<br /> ** Episode 14 contains these two awesomely out-of-context lines: &quot;My two balls!&quot; and &quot;I cannot be deprived of my balls.&quot;<br /> ** Episode 6: &quot;Ow! I hurt in three places!&quot;<br /> ** [http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Guest_Comic_By_Christopher_Christian_Ricardo_Weston_Chandler/Page_2 Simonla's death scene] was particularly hilarious. She died from an ''exploding toilet.''<br /> ** The scene from ''Sonichu 10'' where [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_39 Chris yells &quot;I AM A MAN!&quot; and punches a guy] is quite narmy in itself thanks to being badly drawn (even by Christian's usual standards) as well as being a part of obvious author's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WishFulfillment Wish Fulfillment], but it's also made unintentionally funny when you notice its (probably not intended) similarity to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AtopTheFourthWall certain reviewer's] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CatchPhrase Catch Phrase].<br /> ** &quot;[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!|I set my ASS ON FIRE!]]&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NarmCharm Narm Charm]: Barely qualifies. Some parts contain enough [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RougeAnglesOfSatin typos] and awful dialogue to evoke the awesomeness that is ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences Half Life Full Life Consequences]'', but not enough to really make the comic enjoyable on its own.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NamesTheSame Name's The Same]: Crystal Weston Chandler the &quot;dream sibling&quot; of Chris, and Crystal Weston Chandler the divinely-ordained future daughter of Chris, as revealed by God and Jesus in his dreams. The trolls are having a field day with the Freudian implications of all this.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NightmareFuel Nightmare Fuel]: The Giant Penis Comic, and the rest of Chris' [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Rule34 Rule 34] artwork.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NightmareFuelColoringBook Nightmare Fuel Coloring Book]: All of Chris' art looks like one of these. He draws at the level of an eight year old, but depicts everything from disembowelment to finger-fucking.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NonIndicativeName Non Indicative Name]: The Chaotic Combo does not produce chaos on a regular basis. Magi-chan is a &lt;strike&gt;psychic&lt;/strike&gt; walking [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeusExMachina Deus Ex Machina], not a magician or wizard. Bionic the Hedgehog is 100% organic; he is not a cyborg, an android, or a robot. Collosal-chan is no bigger than Christian unless you consider obesity equivalent to size. Super Chris-chan Sonichu is just Chris-chan Sonichu with some wing hairclips on. We still have no idea what Merried Senior Comic is supposed to even ''mean''.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NotRightInTheBed Not Right In The Bed]: This is how Bubbles Rosechu discovers her lover is really resident shapeshifting hermaphrodite Silvana, except it happened during ''public'' sex...<br /> ** They never really got around to the sex. But this is still after an all-powerful psychic warned her that it was a trap. And after the creation of Chris's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GirlOfTheWeek Girl Of The Week] found the real Blake and called to warn her.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OffhandBackhand Offhand Backhand]: Done by Chris to a Jerkop in [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_0/Page_38 Sub-Episode 1].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OffModel Off Model]: The character designs are barely consistent. Case in point: a Jerkop that went from square to spherical ''within the same page''.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheOnlyOneAllowedToDefeatYou The Only One Allowed To Defeat You]: Sonichu saves &lt;strike&gt;Mary Lee Walsh&lt;/strike&gt; Slaweel Ryam's life in episode 20 because &quot;the final blow belongs to Christian.&quot; &lt;strike&gt;Seeing as how he claims he's being [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PutOnABus Put On A Bus] for good, that blow will never come.&lt;/strike&gt; Chris returned immediately, had a heart-to-heart talk with Slaweel, learned about her [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudianExcuse Freudian Excuse], declared he'll never forgive her anyway and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WishFulfillment beat her up], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FateWorseThanDeath paralyzing her in the process].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan Only Sane Man]: Perhaps unintentionally, Magi-Chan appears to be the only sane resident of CWCville, as he just doesn't seem to care about &quot;sweethearts&quot;.<br /> ** Because he knows the future and knows he'll end up with Silvana. Which may indicate he's just surrendered to the madness.<br /> *** Chris stated [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllThereInTheManual in the CWCipedia article about Magi-Chan] that he and Silvana are already in love. And because Chris doesn't like to waste time on building his characters' relationships, in the future issues of ''Sonichu'' the two will almost certainly be shown as being a couple already.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OrphanedSeries Orphaned Series]: If not one already, then at least speedily headed that way, or so many [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll fans] believe; the comic hasn't seen any substantial updates in months (we'd call it a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScheduleSlip Schedule Slip] if Chris had ever actually had a schedule), and it's clear to many people that, now that he is out of school, jobless, living at home, and has little reason left to even leave his room (having successfully managed to get himself banned from almost any place in his small town he considers worth visiting), Chris, along with his deteriorating health, is rapidly becoming lazier than ever; in March 2010, he made a particularly nasty post on his [[CWC Blog|blog]] viciously lashing out at [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Trolls fans] who dared suggest that he consider updating the comic, strongly indicating that even drawing the comic, the one mildly non-passive activity he seems to have ever somewhat enjoyed, is looking more and more like work to him. Combine this with the fact that he has recently [[100 2188|officially relinquished the CWCipedia]] (the site where he used to post the comic), and chances of any updates in the foreseeable future look more and more remote.<br /> ** The series has been picked up by Vivian and Alec and have claimed Sonichu as their own due to the way Chris filled out the copyright form which left a loophole. Sonichu Series 2 is currently getting daily updates.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OrwellianEditor Orwellian Editor]: Chris has gone back to earlier comics and changed the names of characters based off of real life people. Mary Lee Walsh was given a new name and he denies that she was based on his college dean, but that the character was meant an evil clone of her... or something. Which was never mentioned at all in the originals, of course.<br /> ** In point of fact, his retcon was that the character in the comic is the &quot;original&quot; Mary Lee Walsh (and, in particular, the Dean of his college) who was replaced, ''in the real world'', by a good counterpart. Yes, rather than retconning just in the comic, he retcons real life.<br /> ** Made more baffling when he thinks he can solve the &quot;copyright&quot; problems around Simonla Rosechu by stating a retraction and claiming that Simonchu wasn't the source of inspiration.<br /> ** Also, he edited a comment in the mailbag section about the repeal of &quot;Don't Ask, Don't Tell.&quot; The original comment was &quot;Let Obama repeal the policy, then the homos can go die in explosions,&quot; and he changed it to something less offensive after backlash ensued.<br /> *** The preservation of Chris's... &quot;antics&quot; seems to be one big reason the CWCki exists.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PainfulRhyme Painful Rhyme]: &quot;[[Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu]]&quot; uses lance/radiance, and the more obvious tweet/''heartsweet''. Groan.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PairTheSpares Pair The Spares]: When Layla and Punchy hook up, Reginald (who'd had a crush on Layla) and Angelica (who Punchy use to have a crush on) follow suit... after Reginald ''tells Angelica how he tried to sabotage Layla and Punchy hooking up and she decided he was justified in doing so.''<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PalsWithJesus Pals With Jesus]: Both God and Jesus (aka GodJesus) have appeared in-comic to congratulate Ivy on being Chris' future mate. Since Ivy was a troll, this raises some [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodIsEvil interesting theological questions].<br /> ** So Chris thinks he's Christ? ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IncrediblyLamePun Get it?])<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PantyShot Panty Shot]: Later episodes have a lot of shots of Rosechu's panties, one of which even got Chris banned from [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeviantART DeviantART] the second time. Presumably intended as [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanService Fan Service], but Rosechu's questionable age and furriness combined with Chris' terrible art make it [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FetishRetardant Fetish Retardant] instead.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ParodyRetcon Parody Retcon]: Chris believes that calling his comic a parody will allow him to make money off it. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DidNotDoTheResearch Yeah]. Even though it doesn't really parody either ''Sonic'' or ''Pokémon'' (or any of the other countless shows it references) so much as it slavishly imitates them when Chris isn't [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Wangst wangsting] about his nonexistent love life. Evidence suggests that Chris doesn't even know what a parody is, and thinks of it as just a magic word he can use to stave off lawsuits.<br /> ** It's worth mentioning that pretty much all &quot;fan&quot; creations are true [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SatireParodyPastiche parodies/satires], and Chris gets riled up when someone makes a parody of ''his'' (non-original) work.<br /> ** He made his version of characters from ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Asperchu]'' who are based on characters on Sonichu who are &quot;parodies&quot; of Pikachu and Sonic, making it a case of a parody of a parody of a parody.<br /> *** Then the ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Asperchu]'' comics parodied that, so now we have parodies of parodies of parodies of parodies. Whew!<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PoesLaw Poe's Law]: Many optimists out there refuse to believe that Sonichu and its creator aren't just elaborate satires of fanfic culture, so-much-so that the [[Frequently Asked Questions|CWCki specifically addresses the issue in its FAQ]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FurryConfusion Pokémon Confusion]: Your average CWCville Pokémon has about a 50/50 chance of being either a regular Pokémon or a humanoid Poké-person with clothes and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NonMammalMammaries Non Mammal Mammaries].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Plagiarism Plagiarism]: All of the jokes in Sonichu are lifted verbatim from ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Family Guy]'', ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ExcelSaga Excel Saga]'', ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MontyPython Monty Python]'' and various [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdultSwim Adult Swim] shows. Bonus fail points for often reproducing them without the context that made them funny. Many of the drawings are actually traced from other images - which is pretty surprising, because one would expect traced artwork to, you know, ''look as good as the original artwork.'' No such luck here.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PlotHole Plot Hole]: Chris eventually makes it &quot;legal for all homosexuals to do as they please within the city&quot;, unaware that just a few pages before, he &quot;cured&quot; homosexuality.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PlotRelevantAgeUp Plot Relevant Age Up]: The daughter of Wild and Simonla transformed from a [[Sonee &amp; Rosey|Rosey]] into [[Sandy Rosechu]] and gained intellectual abilities of a fourth-grader in a mere week since her birth (just in time to participate in Asperpedia trolls' execution). In retrospect, this event - clearly proving that Sonichus and Rosechus don't age at the same rate as people do - makes Christian's decision to age them all up to 18 even more pointless.<br /> ** This also has [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnfortunateImplications interesting implications] for [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheScrappy Sonichu's and Rosechu's kids], which, by contrast, haven't matured since at least ''Sonichu 9''. If Chris is to be believed, happiness and friendship influence evolution of Sonichus and Rosechus. Sandy, despite losing her mother, apparently was happy enough to reach her next [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvolutionaryLevels evolutionary level] in a week; CWCki people were quick to point out that it indicates that Sonichu's and Rosechu's kids don't evolve because they are very unhappy, most likely because [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AbusiveParents Sonichu and Rosechu are unbelievably bad parents].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PottyFailure Potty Failure]: Happens to Reldnahc once. Also to &lt;font color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;Chris himself, as his bad health has given him slight fecal incontinence, and he's not at all ashamed to admit that he does this.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> ** On that spoiler, &lt;font color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;there is some linkage between autism and lack of bowel control. I'm not sure if it's only correlational, but I do believe I heard this somewhere.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> *** &lt;font color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;It was revealed that Chris's awfully bad nutrition (never drinks water, never eats fresh fruit or fresh vegetables, lives off nothing but fast food, soda and assorted candy) are the source of his digestive problems and chronical constipation/fecal incontinence. His erratic behavior is also worsened by all the sugar and caffeine present on his diet.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThePowerOfRock The Power Of Rock]: Used to demolish the 4-Cent Garbage building by, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer believe it or not], using ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GuitarHero Guitar Hero]''/''Rock Revolution'' instruments to sing a song about how much better ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PowerRangers Power Rangers]'' used to be, sung to the tune of ''Cat Scratch Fever''.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PowerTrio Power Trio]: Subverted. Chris, Sarah Hammer and Wes Iseli were destined to stop the evil Count Graduon, but Chris wrote both of them out of the comic after he met Megan.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ProductPlacement Product Placement]: And he's not even ''paid'' to endorse products.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ProtagonistCenteredMorality Protagonist Centered Morality]: Did you &quot;wrong&quot; Chris in [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLife Real Life]? It doesn't matter what your intentions were, you'll be portrayed as a love-hating, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KickTheDog autistic-kicking] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll troll] in his comic!<br /> ** This has gotten so ridiculous that the heroes have actually committed much worse actions than the villains, but the villains are portrayed as unquestionably evil for the simple fact that Chris doesn't like them.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ProtectionFromEditors Protection From Editors]: A fundamental part of what makes Chris and his comic so infamous - everything he writes and draws goes online practically unfiltered, resulting in several mailbag complaints, retcons and backhanded apologies, many of which would not have been necessary in the first place if Chris had bothered to recruit an editor. The CWCipedia's SysOp is essentially the closest thing Chris has to an editor, but usually her notes to Chris come far after the damage has already been done.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PsychicPowers Psychic Powers]: Magi-Chan, complete with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PstandardPsychicPstance Pstandard Psychic Pstances].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PunchClockVillain Punch Clock Villain]: In real life, &quot;Jerkops&quot; (mall security) are just doing their jobs, though in-universe they're explicitly evil and hate love, and especially despise virgins like Chris.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PutOnABus Put On A Bus]: Several. Metal Sonichu is still up on the moon, waiting for his comeback; chances are, Chris has forgotten about him completely. Sarah Hammer, aka Saramah Rosechu, disappeared from the comic after she got married to &lt;strike&gt;Jack's Knight&lt;/strike&gt; William Spicer. Chris's dream sister, Crystal Weston Chandler was removed when she was trapped in the &quot;dark mirror&quot; by Mary Lee Walsh and Count Graduon. All the characters promised to go and rescue her, but the next comic was about them going on spring break and having lots of sex, and Crystal hasn't been mentioned again until Chris goes [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodModeSue God Mode Sue] and ties up the loose ends as quickly as possible. Jiggliami and Blanca were shooed off the comic after Chris's breakup with Blanca (a troll in disguise), with a footnote explaining that Jiggliami went away and had a successful career. Christian himself was removed for a brief period of time after he was lost in the time void. Then he came back, and left again, explicitly announcing that he won't be back and is going to leave the story to its title character.<br /> ** [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_1 He broke his promise on the very first page of Issue 10.] Then again, the entire issue is basically Chris taking a machete to the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KudzuPlot Kudzu Plot].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PutOnABusToHell Put On A Bus To Hell]/[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BusCrash Bus Crash]: Chris's real-life &quot;sweethearts&quot; who all just so happen to die (such as PandaHalo or Ivy) are memorialized in the comics by ''dying even more horrible deaths.'' Chris seems to think that since they died in real life, it's his duty to replicate and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible exaggerate] their gruesome demises in the comic. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger And yet his dead dog is still a recurring character.]<br /> ** Chris attempted to justify this by claiming that if the women had come to him, he might have kept them alive in the comic.<br /> *** Which, since they did die in real life as far as Chris knows, is physically impossible. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger Until you realize Chris believes people who go to Heaven when they die can come back whenever they want.]<br /> ** Then he took out two of his enemy characters not through an honorable fight, but having them realize homosexuality is wrong, that Chris was right, and suddenly be content to commit suicide by jumping down their building's 72-story elevator shaft (which is 72 floors because the building which contained evil was [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NumberOfTheBeast 66+6 floors tall]. Obviously, making it 666 feet tall wouldn't have been [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeLogic logical]). Never mind that there are so many better options to change their ways besides death.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RapeIsOkayWhenItsFemaleOnMale Rape Is Okay When It's Female On Male]: Rosechu's heroic &quot;face-rape&quot; of Jason Kendrick Howell, a clear victory for the forces of good.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLifeWritesThePlot Real Life Writes The Plot]: Interfere with Chris' love quest or troll him hard enough, and you too could appear in an issue of ''Sonichu'' to be beaten up by mutant hedgehogs.<br /> ** Throughout January and February 2010 he was repeatedly ordered to kill Simonla Rosechu because she was based on Asperpedia contributor Evan's character, and Evan didn't want her in the comic anymore. After persistently refusing, Chris lost his site. He then decided to finally [http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Guest_Comic_By_Christopher_Christian_Ricardo_Weston_Chandler/Page_2 kill Simonla] in order to get his site back. After her [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Narm death scene], Magi-Chan stated that he knew who killed Simonla. And what a surprise - turns out that Asperpedia trolls were behind it. So Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DethroningMomentOfSuck has them all tortured] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralEventHorizon to death].<br /> *** Also, he immediately weaseled out of Simonla's death by introducing her nearly-identical daughter to the comic. Since that's just ''another'' gender-flipped version of Simonchu (who thanks to the additional spines, actually looks ''more'' like Simonchu than Simonla did), we can probably expect the site to get shut down again pretty soon.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Retcon Retcon]: Several. Chris changed the names of characters who are based on real people, because a troll posing as [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShigeruMiyamoto Shigeru Miyamoto] tricked him into it. Chris has independently changed names and drawings he feared could be viewed as [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HoYay homosexual subtext], most noticeably a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SplashPanel Splash Panel] which has been entirely redrawn due to its original rainbow background, and several drawings of a Raichu were redrawn to change the shape of its tail, proving Rosechu evolved from a female Raichu to alleviate [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ViewerGenderConfusion Viewer Gender Confusion]. CWCki has a more in-depth list of retcons [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|here]].<br /> ** The funny thing about the Rosechu issue is that he could have just said that the design of Rosechu was before most Pokemon had distinctions between genders (the exceptions being the Nidorans).<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RougeAnglesOfSatin Rouge Angles Of Satin] ''and'' [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WantonCrueltyToTheCommonComma Wanton Cruelty To The Common Comma]: Both in the comic itself and in anything else he writes. Even though he types out his comic's dialogue, he doesn't bother to spell-check, so some rather terrible typos slip through - even though he has had no trouble whatsoever going back and altering captions and dialogue for the sake of retconning (and when he does, he neglects to fix his typos along with it). He also has a tendency in written correspondence to go ALLCAPS or Randomly Capitalize Words for no Reason Whatsoever.<br /> **He even has a character named '''Merried Seinor Comic'''.<br /> ** It is &quot;last rites,&quot; NOT &quot;last rights.&quot;<br /> ** My favorite recurring Sonichu typo is &quot;dood&quot; for &quot;good.&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleThirtyFour Rule 34]: Not only does the creator make 34 of his own characters (and people he knows from real life) and upload it to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica Encyclopedia Dramatica] in &quot;protest&quot; of the site, but his &quot;fans&quot; are also more than willing to draw their own.<br /> ** Chris sometimes even encourages his &quot;fans&quot; to draw 34 for him, including one instance where he demanded that a troll draw a picture of Rosechu &quot;masturbatin' and squirtin'&quot; to make up for [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SlashFic slash art] of himself and Sonichu.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RunningTheAsylum Running The Asylum]: Apparently after finishing ''Sonichu 10'' Chris decided that playing video games and raging against CWCki is more interesting than updating his comic, and thus he stopped updating it. At the end of April 2010 his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll TRUE and HONEST fans] realized that if they want to see new issues they have to draw them themselves - which they did, and then found a way to make the CWCipedia Sysop upload them to Christian's wiki. So far the fans' run resulted in &lt;font color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;the deaths of Bubbles, Sandy, Wild and Sonichu's and Rosechu's kids (and technically also Angelica, though apparently she got better), Sonichu and Rosechu breaking up and Christian's Sonic recolors finally realizing that the mayor of CWCville is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Understatement somewhat incompetent].&lt;/font&gt; Sadly Chris couldn't stand someone writing and drawing better than he does and removed fan-created pages.<br /> ** At the end of May 2010 Vivian Gee took control of CWCipedia and started uploading her new comic &quot;Sonichu Season 2&quot; to the wiki.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SailorEarth Sailor Earth]: [[Sailor Megtune]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScheduleSlip Schedule Slip]: It only took Chris six days to start slipping when he finally set up a regular schedule for himself after Kacey and her father told him off for being such a slacker - before that, updates could come any number of months apart, and it apparently took several years to finish the first issue after Sonichu's inception. Even so, Chris plans his comics far in advance (with previews for forthcoming issues already available), so he really has no reason for his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScheduleSlip Schedule Slips] other than being a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LazyArtist Lazy Artist].<br /> ** After being called out on his Schedule slips several times, Chris wrote a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CharacterFilibuster Character Filibuster] [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_98 that says he doesn't need one.] And later he wrote an entire rant on this subject, claiming (among other things) [[CWC Blog#March 2010|that Honest, True and Loyal fans are as bad as trolls and Mary Lee Walsh if they want him to update his comic regularly]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheScrappy The Scrappy]: Sonichu and Rosechu's kids. [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|To quote CWCki]]: &quot;The children are widely hated by everybody. Even more so than the other characters&quot;. ''This'' is saying '''a lot'''.<br /> ** They also have slight hints of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWesley The Wesley] in them, since Chris-chan seems to favor them and think they are adorable, but then, he thinks all of his characters are good, so the only difference between the Sonees and Rosees and all the others is that the babies are just hated more.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScrewLearningIHavePhlebotinum Screw Learning I Have Phlebotinum]: Somehow, getting smacked with a powered-up hedgehog or a rainbow instantly gives wild rodents the ability to talk and reason like humans.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SdrawkcabName Sdrawkcab Name]: Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SealedEvilInACan Sealed Evil In A Can]: Count Graduon, the oddly named evil spirit defeated long ago by the Cherokee and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CriticalResearchFailure Wasabi] tribes.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SecretRelationship Secret Relationship]: Bubbles and Blake keep their relationship a secret because... well, it's never really stated.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SelfDeprecation Self Deprecation]: Chris has (likely unintentionally) done this a couple of times, as in one scene where Sonichu thinks to himself that Chris's love quest is doomed to failure, and another where Rosechu, having just been informed that Chris has a date, has a reaction of utter shock and disbelief.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Selfcest Selfcest]: Averted; his future wife ended up having sex with him under the pretense that he was his future self.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SexAsRiteOfPassage Sex As Rite Of Passage]: A recurring theme. Many trolls believe that Chris is only doing his Love Quest because sex is a &quot;grown up thing&quot;, as sex would be rather painful with his bent penis and the fact he seems to take a very long time to climax (the man can't run around for 40 seconds without breathing heavy).<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShallowLoveInterest Shallow Love Interest]: Rosechu. She pretty much only exists to show that Sonichu is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday STRAIGHT].<br /> ** Ivy O'Neil in the comics can be considered this too. She's told by God and Jesus that her true love is to be Chris himself once he escapes from the mirror, and she accepts this without question or protest. She's pretty much not characterised at all, either.<br /> ** In fact, every single female character is this. Chris really doesn't care about anyone except himself, to he makes all the male characters either heroic clones of himself or [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CardCarryingVillain one-dimensional villains], and he makes all the female characters into sex objects so passive they'd make [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Twilight Bella Swan] look like [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheFaerieQueene Britomart].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShillingTheWesley Shilling The Wesley]: Chris in the comic. His hedgehogs have nothing but praise for him.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShockAndAwe Shock And Awe]: Sonichu, like most Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, is ostensibly a lightning user.<br /> ** Oddly, even though most of the characters are described as &quot;Electric Hedgehog Pokémon,&quot; Sonichu is the only one who uses electric powers with any kind of regularity, because they either have secondary typing that they focus on (the Chaotic Combo) or aren't Electric-type at all. (Jamsta, Lolisa and Simonla). [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeLogic It still doesn't explain why the pure Normal-type Jamsta and Lolisa or the Ground/Bug-type Simonla are still classified as ''Electric'' Hedgehog Pokemon.]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShoutOut Shout Out]: There are several intended shoutouts throughout the series, but they all come off as (or, using the eponymous character as a hint, ''are'') [[:Category:Things_Chris_has_ripped_off|ripoffs]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShowDontTell Show, Don't Tell]: Completely inverted. Massive walls of text explain everything that's happening, characters will discuss things that any other writer would leave offscreen (i.e. an entire page dedicated to ''a character getting a soda,'' with a conversation about getting the change for the soda machine; or Chris and his clone Sammy discussing the difference between their medallions), and as pointed out above, has entire action scenes skipped over in favor of the characters just ''talking'' about what happened. It basically boils down to him thinking everyone is as thick-headed as he is, and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ViewersAreMorons thus everything has to be thoroughly explained.]<br /> ** This also applies to the personalities of his characters. Yes, they do have personalities. Yes, you do need to take a deeper look. No, they never, ever display this. And even then he doesn't follow that, expecting the reader to understand that a character isn't really like that and it's just an example of his &quot;Random Access Humor.&quot; And most ironically, the one character who has this as a ''trait'', Punchy Sonichu, never shows this.<br /> ** And how does Chris himself justify this? By saying that explaining things in text takes much less time and effort, letting him put out more pages faster and saving on his markers.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SickeninglySweethearts Sickeningly Sweethearts]: Sonichu and Rosechu. To a lesser extent, the other couples count too.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SissyVillain Sissy Villain]: Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc. Because he's gay, after all.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoBadItsHorrible So Bad It's Horrible]: ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/MyImmortal My Immortal]'' has a sort of grandeur to it, since it has been ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StealthParody possibly]) carefully constructed to be as terrible as possible. ''This'' is no parody. This is a man's life - his failures, his neuroses, his fantasies, his warped worldview, proudly displayed for the world on paper and pixels. Reading ''Sonichu'' and learning about its author is nothing less than a descent into someone's personal hell, made all the more terrible for the fact that the author intends for the experience to ''entertain'' people. That they would ''purchase'' it. There is no joy, no fun in CWCville - there is only layer upon layer of ''horror''.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SpeciesSurname Species Surname]: Most Sonichus and Rosechus.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SpotlightStealingSquad Spotlight Stealing Squad]: The comic eventually centers mostly on Chris and his troubles, at least until he gets [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PutOnABus Put On A Bus].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick Squick]: &quot;Highlights&quot; of Issue #8 include detailed descriptions on how Sonichu sex works, the aforementioned Rosechu &quot;photoshoot&quot;, and resident [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AntiHero anti-hero] Black Sonichu unwittingly having sex with a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DroppedABridgetOnHim hermaphrodite Rosechu]. Other issues include &quot;face rape&quot; and cameltoe crotchshots.<br /> ** One of the big sources of the squickiness comes from the fact that this ''looks'' like a kid-drawn comic - badly drawn figures, general lack of details - but then you notice that there are ''disturbing little details'' in the comic that the ''did'' manage to include. Sometimes you can't even notice them the first time you read the comic. As in &quot;Oh my God...he's...he drew...that's a bloody ''codpiece'', that's what it is.&quot;<br /> ** Even more bonus [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick squick] points for the Rosechu photoshoot being traced from porn... &lt;font color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;including [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Meg Griffin] and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Transformers Transformers] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PerverseSexualLust porn].&lt;/font&gt;<br /> ** In issue 11, one of the baby Rosechus is playing the Virgin Mary in a school play, she says &quot;I'm the Virgin Mary, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.&quot;&lt;sup&gt;* This line is quoted verbatim from ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Family Guy]''.&lt;/sup&gt;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StayInTheKitchen Stay In The Kitchen]: Rosechu, strictly speaking, should be at least ''as'' powerful as Sonichu (in fact, she should actually be ''more'' powerful since she evolved from a Raichu), but her life revolves around shopping (and spending too much money when she does it), giving gifts to Sonichu, and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DistressedDamsel getting kidnapped]. [[Sonichu Game Talk|This is even her entire storyline in Chris's hypothetical ''Sonichu'' game]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StrangledByTheRedString Strangled By The Red String]: Every single couple.<br /> ** Punchy is hinted to have a crush on Angelica. Then he ends up with &lt;font color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;Layla Flaaffy&lt;/font&gt;.<br /> ** Bubbles is with &lt;strike&gt;Black Sonichu&lt;/strike&gt; &lt;strike&gt;Blachu&lt;/strike&gt; Blake. They hide their relationship for no clear reason.<br /> ** When Reldnahc &lt;font color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;is about to be cured of his homosexuality, there is talk of him getting back together with Kel. There is no mention of this in earlier chapters.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> *** Reportedly, Chris has tried this in real life. Seriously, he walked around the mall trailing a piece of [[red string]] with a construction paper heart, in the hope that he could &quot;catch&quot; a girlfriend with it, like with a fishing rod. That's fucked up.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StrawmanHasAPoint Strawman Has A Point]: Sean's drug induced rant.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StuffedIntoTheFridge Stuffed Into The Fridge]: In Issue 9, PandaHalo was burned alive and Ivy was strangled by elevator wire.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StylisticSuck Stylistic Suck]: Chris' imitation of Alec's art style in Issue 10, which he considers &quot;badly drawn&quot; and significantly inferior to his Hand-Drawn True and Original artwork. Chris trying to draw badly ''deliberately'' is a sight to behold, considering his standards. It should also be considered that in imitating Alec's interpretation of the cast of ''Sonichu'', themselves ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic The Hedgehog]'' recolors, Chris essentially created a copy of a copy of a copy.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SuperEmpowering Super Empowering]: Chris can give people, like his dog, superpowers.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SureWhyNot Sure Why Not]: Chris's adaptation of the [[Sonichu Fan Promo|Sonichu Fan Promo series]] in Issue 9, one of the few troll-created fanworks that Chris has actually approved (with minor alterations). He didn't realize it was designed to mock him.<br /> ** The disparity of naming the Sonichu species after the eponymous hero despite it being canon that he was not the oldest living member of said species was quickly pointed out. When a 'fan' asked Chris if this was because same characters had lived in isolation from anyone qualified to classify them, Chris quickly latched onto this solution.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SurferDude Surfer Dude]: Jamsta Sonichu is ''supposed'' to fill this role (see note on [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TotallyRadical Totally Radical] below). Comes off as a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DumbassDJ Dumbass DJ] instead.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute Suspiciously Similar Substitute]: Chris was forced to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DroppedABridgeOnHim kill off] the character [[Simonla]] (NSFW). He immediately has her replaced by her daughter Sandy who is the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GenerationXerox exact same character] with some minor athstetic differences. She immediately gets revenge on the ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll person responsible]'' for her mother's death while saying &quot;At least I will not have this issue to deal with in my teen years...&quot; ensuring [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AngstWhatAngst she won't have any angst to define her as a character].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeThat Take That]: Chris inserts people he doesn't like (Mary Lee Walsh, &quot;Jerkops&quot;, Jason Kendrick Howell, &quot;Clyde Cash&quot;, etc.) into the comic so that he can beat up on them. Ironically, the villains end up being the only characters who are [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RootingForTheEmpire likable] (given this comic, that's not saying much). Also, this could be considered a reversed trope, mostly because the people which Chris presents as villains tend to mock Chris' pathetic attempts at &quot;revenge&quot; (Like Jason) or simply ignore it (Like Wes Iseli).<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeThatUs Take That Us]: An unintentional one happens during Sean's stoned rant.<br /> ** &quot;Uh..Yeah, we fee-our lost patience wit Chris-Chum; he makes bum promises of constant updurts on his web-be-vurse of quack-e-pedia, and he is lazy.&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TalkingToHimself Talking To Himself]: In [[Official Videobooks|Christian's &quot;official&quot; Sonichu audiobooks]] and [[A Sonichu Day|&quot;A Sonichu Day&quot; video]] all characters are voiced (horribly) by Chris.<br /> ** And thanks to the Actor Rule, Jason, king of trolls, is Chris. Chris is his greatest troll.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TastesLikeDiabetes Tastes Like Diabetes]: The Sonees and Roseys, Sonichu's and Rosechu's children especially. In fact, their &quot;cuteness&quot; is ''so'' annoying that they're probably the most hated out of all of Chris's creations, which is saying a ''lot''!<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThirtySuePileup Thirty Sue Pileup]: Christian Weston Chandler ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar], also a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodModeSue God Mode Sue]&lt;sup&gt;* With the power stored in his &lt;strike&gt;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Retcon Medallion]&lt;/strike&gt; High School Ring, he can become Chris-Chan Sonichu, a very powerful entity who has a singular weak spot, which has been targeted a grand total of twice, and can defeat most of Chris's enemies with only a little effort. Even without his Sonichu form, he has [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ComboPlatterPowers Combo Platter Powers] out the woz. He can use [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllYourPowersCombined all other Sonichu powers], magic spells, ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YuGiOh Yu-Gi-Oh]!'' cards turned real, and psychic powers. He's even got an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Transformers Autobot] for a car. Even before the comic began, Chris was a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MightyMorphinPowerRangers frigging Power Ranger]. He's so powerful that he essentially negates the point of the title character even existing. Chris appeared to realize this after his &quot;fans&quot; informed him of this, and comic book Chris eventually left the story, with the promise that he'd give Sonichu back the spotlight. Needless to say, Chris broke his promise and his character not only returned, but also was made ''even more powerful''.&lt;/sup&gt;), Sonichu (an idealized Christian Weston Chandler, also a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CopyCatSue Copy Cat Sue]), Rosechu (an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAppeal Author Appeal] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MarySue Mary Sye]), Reginald Sneasel (a backup Sue for Chris while he's in the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PutOnABus time void]), but especially, ''especially'', Chris-Chan Sonichu (a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodModeSue God Mode Sue]/[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CopyCatSue Copy Cat Sue]), as well as...<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PuritySue Purity Sue]: Rosechu, Sailor Megtune, Christian Weston Chandler.<br /> *** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VillainSue Villain Sue]: From the troll perspective, Christian Weston Chandler.<br /> ** Apparently Chris concluded that his Author Avatar, despite being God Mode Sue, isn't overpowered enough, so in ''Sonichu 10'' he turned him into [[Collosal Chan|Collosal Chris Chan]] [sic]. So that would be... [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoreThanInfinite More Than Infinite] God Mode Sue?<br /> ** Fun fact: A comment on this very page was the original inspiration for [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThirtySuePileup Thirty Sue Pileup].<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlackHoleSue Black Hole Sue]: Chris again.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TotallyRadical Totally Radical]: The characters' use of slang is rather outdated for a comic that's supposed to take place in the noughties, and Chris seems to obtain most of his music knowledge from ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GuitarHero Guitar Hero]''. Would someone who was up on all his youth culture terminology name a character &quot;Jamsta Sonichu&quot;?<br /> ** Let's also not forget the &quot;zap to the extreme&quot; line, quoted on this very page.<br /> *** A line judging from when the comic started and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TotallyRadical Totally Radical] parody character Johnny Extreme was at his extremest, was stolen directly from ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/X-Play X-Play]''.<br /> ** And has anyone ''ever'' referred to sex as &quot;we did the do?&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TransformationTrinket Transformation Trinket]: The Sonichu Medallion allows Chris to transform into his super-powered fursona. Until the real-life medallion was destroyed by trolls. Then Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Retcon retconned] that it was actually his high school ring that gave him his powers, thus creating a new [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MacGuffin MacGuffin] for his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hatedom hatedom].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Tsundere Tsundere]: Subverted. Chris ''thinks'' that Bubbles Rosechu is one of these, but really she's as two dimensional as Liquid's medal.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UltimateEvil Ultimate Evil]: Count Graduon, the embodiment of Chris's humiliation at his high school ''gradu''ati''on''.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnfortunateImplications Unfortunate Implications]: Chris's attitude towards black people seems a bit un-PC. He's also a raging homophobe, but there's nothing implicit about that.<br /> ** To say nothing of the fact that the Jerkops are all hypnotized &quot;slow-minded/mentally handicapped adults&quot; as mentioned in Sub-Episode 6.<br /> ** As mentioned elsewhere, his female characters are a collection of chauvinistic stereotypes who only exist for male masturbatory pleasure.<br /> ** In a video, he dressed in a Native American costume and enacted every stereotype while saying he was gonna get the trolls.<br /> ** His &quot;Ancient leader of the Cherokian clan&quot; looks more like an Ancient Roman than a Cherokee.<br /> ** In a blog post he said the people with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AspergerSyndrome Asperger Syndrome] could &quot;fake it&quot; that they &quot;SHUN&quot; austictic people by being better &quot;Communicatevly and socially&quot; than them, and that &quot;VICTORY OVER AUTISM BELONGS ONLY TO US TRUE AUTISTIC PEOPLE&quot; (He wrote it in all caps as if it were a motto).<br /> ** The gay vaccine.<br /> *** Even more damning, when asked about Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church, he said he shares views with him.<br /> ** Chris's &quot;future wife&quot; in the comics Lovely Weather asked Chris to have sex with her. Thinking that she was Future!Chris. It seems as if he thinks it's okay to have sex with someone under false pretenses.<br /> ** &quot;I am the Great Director Chandler!&quot; regarding how he is free to do whatever he wants to anything Sonichu related. Great Director Chandler of The True and Honest Lovers' City of CWCville, hum?<br /> ** There's also his &quot;[[:File:331-Girlcoupon.jpg|Girl Coupon]]&quot;.<br /> ** His thoughts on [[Friend zone|being just friends with heterosexual women]]. He actually believes that it's just an excuse ''for a woman'' to withold sex ''from a man''. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllMenArePerverts Apparently it's never the other way around.]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnsoundEffect Unsound Effect]: *teleports in* No doubt there are many others. They're all mostly based on Pokemon moves since 99% of the characters are Pokemon.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnstoppableRage Unstoppable Rage]: When Jason Kendrick Howell throws a pickle at Rosechu, she snaps, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick strips naked, and claws the shit out of his head while face-raping him.]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnusualEuphemism Unusual Euphemism]: &quot;China&quot; and &quot;Duck&quot;, [[CWC-isms|among others]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VanityLicensePlate Vanity License Plate]: Chris has one that reads &quot;Sonichu&quot; on &lt;strike&gt;his&lt;/strike&gt; his mother's car ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ICallItVera affectionately nicknamed 'Son-Chu']), both in real life and in the comic. Of course, the real-life version is just your average '94 Ford Escort, while the comic version is a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Transformers Transformer]...<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ViewersAreMorons Viewers Are Morons]: Unsurprising, as Chris thinks his IQ is around 300, thus he feels the need to talk down to people who impersonate doctors, Nintendo Executives, and famous artists/inventors.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VillainDecay Villain Decay]: Blake goes from being a Shadow ripoff to a generic Stu ''in the middle of an episode''. Then, he hooks up with Bubbles and becomes a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SatelliteCharacter Satellite Character] to a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SatelliteCharacter Satellite Character] before being almost entirely written out.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger WallBanger]: The series is infamous for so many of these moments. Perhaps the greatest one is ''Dating Education''... yes, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheMoralSubstitute like sex ed], but with ''dating'' instead of sex, and the textbook ''is a book written by a 9-year-old.''<br /> ** If viewers hadn't put their heads through the wall after the idea alone, Chris even included a Dating Education ''test'' into the comic for viewers to take and email to him to be scored. Let's run through this again: the author has had no luck with personal relationships, and wishes that a class was offered on the subject. There isn't. So ''he'' comes up with a curriculum and test ''on a subject he admits he's clueless about''. The only way this makes logical sense is if you assume he's being devious and wants to mine his readers' test responses for ideas.<br /> ** ''Loosely'' based on a book written by a 9 year old (aimed for other 9 year olds), Chris change parts he didn't agree on, so that means ''A NINE YEAR OLD KNOWS MORE ABOUT DATING THAN CHRIS!!''<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallOfText Wall Of Text]: Either the characters do lengthy explanations of what they're going to do, or offer lengthy rants after their non-victory.<br /> ** Seriously, [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_93 just try] [[:File:SchuComic10P09.jpg|and read]] [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_36 any of this].<br /> ** He actually [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Lampshaded lampshaded] this [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_66 in Issue 10]. Will he stop with the walls of text? Probably not.<br /> ** Chris's official explanation for his blatant textwalling is that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShowDontTell it's much faster, easier and more cost-effective to just have the characters say what's happened instead of actually drawing it], considering he adds the text in the speech bubbles digitally.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhamEpisode Wham Episode]: The end of issue 10 is one of the most shocking twists in the comic... ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger for]'' ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DethroningMomentOfSuck all]'' ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralEventHorizon the]'' ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids wrong]'' ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EpicFail reasons]''.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids What Do You Mean, It's For Kids?]: Chris has claimed several times that the comic is for kids (he's said that it'd be rated [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MediaClassifications TV-Y7]), despite the sex and all the other things no sane parent would allow their child to see.<br /> ** He uses the 'They'll see it eventually and it's a natural part of life' argument when called on it.<br /> ** And when someone called him out on that, he blamed the FCC for &quot;slipping on their ratings.&quot;<br /> *** He holds his comic as being morally superior to ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Asperchu]'' because he would be willing to censor the gratuitous sex scenes with various fruits over the genitals, and he already censors the swearing. Not exactly very effective. Meanwhile, not only does ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Asperchu]'' not even claim to be for kids, Alec can more easily censor his own works, because bleeping offensive words is easy, because the pornographic activities in his comic are background scenes and not relevant to the plot, and because his comics are drawn on a computer, so if Alex uses layers, he can easily remove them.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatDoYouMeanItsNotForKids What Do You Mean, It's Not For Kids?]: For a supposed kids' comic, it has a lot of sex in issue #8. These scenes were later taken out of the comic proper after a troll posing as [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShigeruMiyamoto Shigeru Miyamoto] tricked him into doing so, but on the last place Chris hosted the comic they could still be seen on a secret section of the website.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatHappenedToTheMouse What Happened To The Mouse?]: Crystal? Metal Sonichu? Oh, yeah. ''Those'' characters. The former gets freed from the mirror as Chris hastily tries to tie up all the loose ends.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WeaksauceWeakness Weaksauce Weakness]: Anything remotely phallic (in CWC's view, anyway) besides his own &quot;duck&quot; makes Sonichu whimper, whine, and gag. Even pickles on a burger. (The real life Chris seems to share this weakness, as he seems unable to even say the word &quot;dick&quot; without grimacing in disgust.)<br /> ** On another note, touching the white mark on Chris-chan Sonichu's chest will make him revert to human form. This, however, has been used a grand total of ''two'' times, and he is always able to change back without problems, and has God-Sue powers in either form, makes you wonder why he bothers changing anyways.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWesley The Wesley]: Let's just say all the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DesignatedHero &quot;heroes&quot;] (especially [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeroicSociopath Chandler]) and leave it at that...<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WishFulfillment Wish Fulfillment]: While all the issues have contained some this, issue #10 is, despite being unfinished, by far the heaviest and by far the worst in this category. It has Chris losing his virginity to his future wife, creating his perfect world by brutally killing and injuring his Internet-based enemies and taking down their websites forever and performing a complete eradication of homosexuality and asexuality, and finally: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Making out] with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PerverseSexualLust Meg Griffin from Family Guy].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWikiRule The Wiki Rule]: [[Main Page|CWCki]] is a wiki dedicated solely to listing every single mishap and flaw of Christian Weston Chandler, whereas [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia CWCipedia] is Chris's own wiki, which he also uses to host his comic. The CWCki also [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TVTropesInOtherWikis links back to this page] as a brief catalogue of everything that's wrong about Sonichu.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WouldntHitAGirl Wouldn't Hit A Girl]: Averted. Christian's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] has no qualms about beating up &lt;strike&gt;Mary Lee Walsh&lt;/strike&gt; Slaweel Ryam.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WritersCannotDoMaths Writers Cannot Do Maths]: CWCVille's currency is split up into C-Quarters, W-Quarters, and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment C-Quarters.] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CriticalResearchFailure 10 C-Quarters] make up 1 W-Quarter, and 10 W-Quarters make up 10 C-Quarters. Yes, they'd look different, but how does this not look confusing on paper?<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WriterOnBoard Writer On Board]: Although it's hard to tell what the personalities of most of the good guys are, since they [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FlatCharacter don't really have one], it's awfully strange that they all have the same opinions on sex, homosexuality, and religion that Chris has, and do not mind sharing them when Chris is unable to.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WriteWhoYouKnow Write Who You Know]: The author writes both [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLife Real Life] friends (mostly his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll so-called &quot;Sweethearts&quot;]) and enemies into the story.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WritingAroundTrademarks Writing Around Trademarks]: The reason why ''Sonichu'' exists in the first place: For well over a decade, Chris has been under the assumption that because his teacher approved the idea of using a mishmash of Sonic and Pikachu instead of the actual characters, Sonichu is perfectly legal... as a 'parody' of the two characters if nothing else. Of course, Chris has no idea what a 'parody' actually entails, and uses the term as a cheap get-out-of-jail-free card to prove that (he thinks) he's not infringing copyright.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WordSaladHumor Word Salad Humor]: Known as Random-Access Humor.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/XanatosRoulette Xanatos Roulette]: The Asperpedia Four's plan to kill &lt;strike&gt;Simonchu&lt;/strike&gt; Simonla Rosechu apparently hinges on Simonla going to the toilet in a cinema after the movie is over, going to one particular stall, not having anyone go to the toilet before her and not noticing a Voltorb (a large red and white orb with eyes) poorly hidden behind the toilet.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Yangire Yangire]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GenerationXerox Sandy Rosechu] hears about Evan killing her her mother, Simonla, a few minutes after being born. In Simonla's trial, Evan is sentenced to being bludgeoned to death by Sandy, who at the time is only a few weeks old. [[:File:SandyKiller.JPG|Here's an artist's depiction.]]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YearInsideHourOutside Year Inside Hour Outside]: Chris spent nine months trapped in the Time Void, but to him it felt closer to just one month.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailLawForever You Fail Law Forever]: As Dethchemist points out, the trial of the Asperchu crew involves numerous violations of Virgina state and American federal law, and the executions are done in manners that grossly violate laws against torture and cruel and unusual punishment. In fact, everything about being tortured to death by a third-grader Pokemon-thing as her father stands by encouraging her is cruel and unusual.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailPharmacologyForever You Fail Pharmacology Forever]: In Sonichu's world, an anti-homosexuality vaccine was created using CWC's &quot;pure&quot; blood. Uh, Chris, vaccines are created using blood already infected with the disease you're trying to cure.<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IfYouKnowWhatIMean Possibly subverted.]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailReligiousStudiesForever You Fail Religious Studies Forever]: He uses &quot;Do angels have names?&quot; as a pick up line. There are hundreds of names for angels, not in the least Michael, Gabriel, and Raphael, which are still common today.<br /> ** It comes from him failing at the common pick up line &quot;Do angels '''like you''' have names?&quot;, which he admits to have picked up from a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DatingSim Dating Sim] called ''Sprung''.<br /> ** Another example is his complete ignorance of any religion other than mainline Protestant Christianity. He mentions Buddhists celebrating Christmas in their &quot;Buddhist churches.&quot; Also, there's one character, Angelica Rosechu, who was raised in a convent by nuns and is supposedly Catholic, but she seems to express all the same theological opinions that Chris does and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InformedAbility has never actually demonstrated anything that indicates she's Catholic.] She pushed the button to fry Alec on the electric chair, clearly defying the Catholic Church's stance against capital punishment, nor does she seem to share the Church's stance on masturbation. The church she goes to is called the &quot;Samuel Memorial United Christian Church,&quot; which is just about the least Catholic-sounding name you could possibly come up with.<br /> ** While he grasps some concept of the Christian concept of God, he apparently doesn't understand the doctrine of the Trinity. He mentions &quot;God and Jesus&quot; as if they were separate deities instead of different aspects of the same one, and the Holy Spirit never gets a mention, probably because it's too complex a concept to grasp. His Jesus is also [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TotallyRadical Totally Radical].<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DragonBallZ Curse-yehameha!] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatAnIdiot Yes, he has really yelled the name of a certain king of Hawaii in public.]<br /> ** His obsession with the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleOfThree Third Date] is in direct violation of the whole no premarital sex rule of Christianity. As [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWikiRule the CWCki] points out, he repeatedly breaks all Ten Commandments &amp; Seven Deadly Sins (if his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DaydreamBeliever Daydream Believer] statements are to be believed, yes, this also includes [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThouShaltNotKill murder]). He practices witchcraft (with no results, of course), meaning that there's a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheBible Biblical] mandate for his death.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YourMileageMayVary Your Mileage May Vary]: Many say this is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoBadItsGood So Bad It's Good] due to the sheer patheticness. Others find it [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoBadItsHorrible unbearable to read]. You've been warned.<br /> |}<br /> ----<br /> <br /> But the ''Sonichu'' phenomenon cannot be contained by the comic itself. Because Christian Weston Chandler's life is inextricably intertwined with the stories he writes and his interactions with his &quot;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hatedom fanbase]&quot;, just as many tropes can be applied to his not-so-private life as to his comic. ''Sonichu'' has also inspired a unique type of FanFic, the &quot;trollfic&quot; (not to be confused with a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TrollFic Troll Fic]), a normal fanfic with the characters' [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CharacterAlignment moral alignments] usually flipped. Meanwhile the blogcasts and chat channels the author uses to communicate with people can be more interesting than the actual comic, and offer profound insights into the mind of Mr. Chandler.<br /> ----<br /> {|class=&quot;prettytable collapsible collapsed&quot;<br /> !Tropes found in trolling, trollfics, and RealLife: A-H<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AGodAmI A God Am I]: Chris really thinks he can curse people in real life. ''He really thinks he has supernatural powers.''<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AcceptableTargets Acceptable Targets] - There is a [[White_knight#Reasons_against_white_knighting|list of reasons]] on CWCki to advise against White Knighting for Chris - for starters, he's homophobic, sexist, refuses to get counseling for autism, and, as a ''major'' selling point for trolls, he always gets over getting trolled, or is oblivious to his mocking.<br /> ** Hell, Chris counts as an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AcceptableTarget Acceptable Target] here at TV tropes, too. Any other article this overwhelmingly negative and insulting in tone probably would've gotten purged a long time ago.<br /> ** In an inversion, the only hard and fast rules about trolling Chris are that Megan is left out of it, and that &quot;The Wallflower&quot;'s true identity should not be revealed. It's known that Megan is still spooked by what went on and &quot;The Wallflower&quot; requested that her name and personal details be removed.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheAce The Ace]: No, not Chris at all but you! Compare Chris to your life and you may suddenly feel ten times more competent and awe-inspiring. Having a job or getting a date alone is enough to dwarf Chris' successes. Way to go!<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdaptationDistillation Adaptation Distillation]: Vivian Gee's [http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=4EAA2A54AFDDFBE1 audiobooks] are infinitely better than the actual comics. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bizxbwMqHfQ Chris's] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMk6TCPG3nA own] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axK8mpHgMVA audiobooks?] ...Not so much.<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Angrish Angrish]: Vivian's commentary occasionally lapses into this as a result of the subject matter. &quot;WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTlfkdsrtbdfgnvetndgnd&quot;<br /> *** &quot;God damn just...look...at...eversfkljdfvd&quot;<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CatchPhrase Catch Phrase]: From Vivian's commentary, &quot;Look at that ____, god damn!&quot; &quot;oh god that face!&quot; &quot;HONOR ROLL MY ASS.&quot;<br /> *** For Chris: &quot;*SIGH* Hm, well that's your opinion that I have any catch phasses.&quot; (He says those about ten times each phone conversation).<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMusicOfAwesome Crowning Music Of Awesome]: To make up for the lack of fun in the comics, Vivian amuses herself through her selections for the background music. Transformation sequences (even for males) are accompanied by the ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' theme, infiltrations are set to pieces from ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]'', Darkbind Sonichu's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Leitmotif leitmotif] is apparently &quot;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChronoTrigger Frog's Theme]&quot;, &quot;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Music/TomJones Sex Bomb]&quot; plays whenever [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnusualEuphemism hanky-panky] is implied, and &quot;[[Power Rangers|Go Go PowerRangers]]&quot; plays whenever the Chaotic Combo is fully assembled. There's also fun [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoundtrackDissonance soundtrack dissonance], such as the Spring Break episode opening with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OminousPipeOrgan The Day of Lavos].<br /> ** Not to mention a large amount consists of ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Kirby Kirby]'' music.<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheDanza The Danza]: The real Jason Kendrick Howell voicing ''Sonichu''!Jason Kendrick Howell in his audiobook episode.<br /> *** And later troll legends [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiVwrryuy70 Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus joined him].<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LemonyNarrator Lemony Narrator]: Dethchemist, the dulcet-toned narrator. Usually he just does a good job reading the dialogue, but when he does describe the action, he can be slyly snarky.<br /> *** &quot;...Wild replies, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MaleGaze staring directly at her chest].&quot;<br /> *** A character produces a handful of change from nowhere: &quot;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AssShove reaching deep into his anus]...&quot;<br /> *** &quot;...his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RougeAnglesOfSatin Thun] attack.&quot;<br /> *** &quot;...an utterly emasculated Bionic...&quot;<br /> *** &quot;'[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hermaphrodite I am full of surprises],' she says, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DontExplainTheJoke possibly referring to the male genitalia nestled within her body].&quot;<br /> *** &quot;'I feel as silly as the time that I temporarily gained weight, became stupid, and went to watch television at [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FilmationsGhostbusters Ghost Command].' ...as he gets up to use the bathroom, we see that Chris is indeed fat and stupid.&quot;<br /> *** &quot;'Ohh...,' he thinks as he sees her bent over the dryer with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PantyShot a clear view of her underwear]. Overcome with lust, he begins to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ADateWithRosiePalms masturbate furiously].&quot;<br /> *** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NightmareFuel &quot;His erect manhood is enormous, twisted and bent, like a crooked tree emerging from a forest of pubic hair.&quot;]<br /> *** (After hearing about Chris raping his wife) &quot;Listening intently, Wild and Magi-Chan struggle to conceal their disgust.&quot;<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MSTing MSTing]: Vivian's audiobook presentations of the comics are littered with snarky commentary, which does a lot to make them bearable.<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OneOfUs One Of Us]: Vivian noted that &quot;also i laughed at me/dethchemist on tvtropes thanks guys!!111&quot; in episode 21 of the annotated series.<br /> *** &quot;also, god damn you fucking tvtropes people are fast&quot;<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Tsundere Tsundere] / [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FrenchJerk French Jerk]: Vivian has shades of this; she seems to appreciate having an audience, yet she realizes that this forces her to suffer through the comics. &quot;Thanks for watching you fucking whores!&quot;<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatTheHellHero What The Hell Hero]: If we take the narrator as someone in the story, then Dethchemist's repeated disgusted comments about Chris and the others' disproportionate brutality toward innocent and jerkish people. The narrator is especially disgusted with Wild over encouraging his daughter to brutally torture Evan.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdultChild Adult Child]: Chris-chan himself, obviously, considering his tendency to scream at [[trolls]] over the internet, his apparent belief that one troll would have his soul haunted by the spirit of his dead dog, and his constant [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IneffectualDeathThreats empty threats].<br /> ** He also admits to still play with his toys at least for an hour, every day.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdOfWin Ad Of Win]: Trolls buy advertising space on the [[CWCipedia]], where they put up banners for gay dating, gay rights, Asperger's, Asperchu, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and pickles] &lt;sup&gt;* This is not a joke; Chris hates pickles because they [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudWasRight remind him of wangs]&lt;/sup&gt;, all to aggravate the generally intolerant, particularly homophobic Chris. The Gay ads on this website are also LOL-worthy. There have also been ads for background checks and a website to report suspicious activities to.<br /> ** Don't forget the &quot;Adopt Christian Chandler&quot; ads that linked to mental institutions and mad houses.<br /> ** Or the advertisement for Asperchu's latest issue, which shows &lt;font color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;Sonichu shooting &lt;s&gt;Chris&lt;/s&gt; Ian's knee with a sniper rifle.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> ** Or the other reecent ones which involve Chris hung up and with limbs cut off while Sonichu stands in front talking, referencing the way Chris decided to kill off certain characters to stroke his ego.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AesopAmnesia Aesop Amnesia]: On 21 March 2010, after his activities on the Internet resulted in his most recent &quot;sweetheart&quot; cutting off contact with him and trolls vandalizing [[CWCipedia]], [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|Christian posted a video]] in which he announced that he's leaving the Internet, claimed that he learned a lot from his encounters with trolls, stated that he doesn't need the Internet and that he's going to &quot;enjoy real life, go out and socialize!&quot; ''Less than two days later'', [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|he returned to the Internet to whine about The Cleveland Show]], and since then he posted several new YouTube videos... [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RunningGag including two or three in which he announced that this time he's leaving the Internet for real, only to make a new video a few days later].<br /> ** Chris attempted to vandalize his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page by removing facts and opinions about himself he didn't like, adding the praise of himself and uploading pornographic drawings. This only made trolls troll him more. What did Chris learn from this experience? Literally nothing - [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|he later attempted to vandalize CWCki]] by removing facts and opinions about himself he didn't like, adding the praise of himself and making his drawing of himself having sex with three women the Picture of the Now.<br /> ** And let's just say that despite the fact that revealing his or other people's personal information repeatedly brought troubles upon Chris - something even Chris himself acknowledged in the video from 21 March (&quot;I have put too much of my personal life online to be ridiculed so much&quot;) - [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia_page)|he didn't learn to stop doing that]].<br /> *** The list from the linked article proves that most of Christian's &quot;sweethearts&quot; and &quot;gal-pals&quot; were just girls who went to the same schools he did and who most likely hanged out with him out of pity or because teachers asked them to; anyway, apparently it wasn't too important to them to keep in touch with Chris after graduation, as he lost contact with them long time ago. &quot;Sweethearts&quot; he met after his graduation either were trolls ([[Blanca Weiss]], &lt;s&gt;[[BlueSpike]]&lt;/s&gt; Julie), eventually dumped Chris and married other men ([[PandaHalo]], [[Kacey]]) or weren't trolls but wanted to be just friends with Chris and eventually cut off contact with him upon realizing that he's a creepy, deranged jerkass ([[Megan]], &quot;[[The Wallflower]]&quot;). Did a history of such &quot;relationships&quot; made Chris rethink his opinion that he's a handsome and charming women magnet? Needless to say, [[Gal-Pals_and_Past_Sweethearts_(CWCipedia_page)#How_Do_I_Get_and_Know_So_Many_Women.3F|it didn't]]. <br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AirGuitar Air Guitar]: Chris doesn't know how to play guitar. He is apparently decent at ''[[Guitar Hero]]'', though, so he'll sometimes pretend to strum along to songs on his guitar. The problem? So far, aside from a song he played on Guitar Hero, ''none of the songs have had a guitar.'' There is something [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfFunny unfathomably hilarious] about Chris clicking a game controller in pretend-tune to horns and synthesized piano.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllAnimalsAreDogs All Animals Are Dogs]: Judging by the fact that Chris [[More for the_crabs|couldn't wait to play with Ivy's hermit crabs]] and [[For My Sweetest Ivy|wanted to walk them]], he seems to believe that crabs behave just like dogs.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AlternativeCharacterInterpretation Alternate Character Interpretation]: Solid Chris is often called [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], taken from one of his account names, and is portrayed by others as a stupid loser troll who tries to steal Liquid Chris's fame and take over his franchise, ruining his name in the process. [[Liquid Chris]], though obviously the true impostor, is jokingly refereed to as the real Chris, because his videos and songs are much better than Solid Chris's, and because it pisses off Solid. Notably, Liquid Chris has true fans and a good amount of subscribers and friends on Youtube, and a Girlfriend, Kacey, while Solid's fanbase is just a bunch of trolls.<br /> ** Also, there's a persistent school of thought that says he must simply be one of the most elaborate, dedicated internet trolls ever, going so far as to get his father in on the gag. This may persist simply as a sheltering hope that no one could be ''that''... whatever he is.<br /> *** Megan has one too as detailed here &lt;strike&gt;[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/41019.html]&lt;/strike&gt; links broken anyway according to a guy who used to work at the game place meagan was a manuplative psycho and chris was the victim <br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndYourLittleDogToo And Your Little Dog Too]: Why does so much trolling revolve around hacking Chris's PSN accounts? Easy...he's made it pretty obvious that his PS3 is the only thing in the world he loves. That, and Chris '''really''' sucks at password security.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Angrish Angrish]: &quot;I NAME IS NOT [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThisIsSPARTA IAN! BRANDON! SOMETHING!]&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AnimatedAdaptation Animated Adaption]: ''[[Fan:Sonichu: The Animated Series|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]''.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AntiRoleModel Anti Role Model]: For people with [[Asperger Syndrome]] or [[Autism]], Chris Chan is pretty much this, their [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Comicbook/Superman Bizzaro], their [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaptainAmerica Red Skull]. The complete negative embodiment of the Autistic Spectrum brought to life. Go onto any AS forum and ask about him and they will either refuse to talk about him or will spew off exactly why they hate him, then the thread will be locked quickly as a result.<br /> ** Although he does inspire people to do better in life, simply by looking at what he does and then doing the exact oppositie to ensure you never end up like him.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AntiSue Anti Sue]: Chris IS this. He has ''zero'' positive traits: no standards to follow, no skills to admire, no mindset to enjoy, no life to behold, his body is a wreck, he has no real ambitions, and worst of all, he thinks that he's ''the complete opposite of this.'' It's like he's the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Exalted Ebon Dragon] to humanity; the antithesis to all we should strive for and the embodiment of all our flaws.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArchEnemy Arch Enemy]: [[Clyde Cash]], the most persistent of trolls, is probably the closest to being Christian's archnemesis. Chris himself appears to see Clyde that way, as he (rightfully or not) blames Clyde for all kinds of bad things that happened to him in recent years [[Don't Mess With Me|and occasionally threatens to murder him]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Arson Murder And Jaywalking]: &quot;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NightmareFuel That Is A NIGHTMARE to me], EVEN WORSE than the nightmare I had where I was in a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SmokeAndFireFactory factory] and I watched [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ConveyorBeltODoom PEOPLE lying on a conveyor belt] with their [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoSmoking mouths full of cigarettes], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KillItWithFire going through BURNING OVENS], coming out singed [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AvertedTrope (not] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IncendiaryExponent ON FIRE)], then [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DrowningMySorrows dunked into a huge tank of Alcohol] that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DisintegratorRay DISSOLVED THEM to DUST] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HollywoodAcid like ACID would do], and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeaderThanDead their remains would come out of the factory's smokestacks in puffs of smoke and ashes.] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfFunny And another detail, the Front of the factory is SKULL-SHAPED.&quot;]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArtifactOfDoom Artifact Of Doom]: [[Relics of Fail|The Relics of Fail]], a treasury of home-made... mementos.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asexuality Asexuality]: Chris-Chan has stated in a mailbag reply that he finds it to be disgusting...[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DidNotDoTheResearch even though it's one of the things that, if eliminated, would leave even less &quot;boyfriend-free girls&quot; for him.]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AttentionWhore Attention Whore]: Combine this with his ego and inability to tell when people are making fun of him, and there's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity No Such Thing As Bad Publicity] for Chris.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AwesomeMcCoolName Awesome McCool Name]: Inverted with Christian Weston Chandler, who, lives up to his pansy-ass sounding name by being a total, hissy-fit throwing wuss.<br /> ** Played straight with the trolls who get cool names like Clyde Cash and BlueSpike. Hell, even this obscure character from the children's cartoon [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RocketPower Rocket Power] has just [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TookALevelInBadass Took A Level In Badass] with his name, [[Surfshack Tito]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Badass Badass]: Kacey's father, hands down. Firstly, he's an ex-marine who served in the Gulf War. Secondly, after the 9/11 attacks, he was there to look for and to rescue survivors from the rubble. Third, he has a kickass voice. And finally, he was more than willing to give Chris a much needed [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ReasonYouSuckSpeech Reason You Suck Speech] that lasted for over two hours.<br /> ** Bob Chandler himself could qualify, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaughtWithYourPantsDown for walking in on Chris doing bad things] and giving him a horrible time about it (Bob Walks In), and also threatening to literally cut down his internet connection while interrupting a rage-filled demand. (THAT IS MY HOUSE) Let's not forget Alec, however, who also handed out entire [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ReasonYouSuckSpeech Reason You Suck Speeches] to Chris with a cool voice of his own, despite Chris's horrible excuses to get out of the conversations.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BadLiar Bad Liar]: [[List of Chris's Lies|Chris himself, repeatedly caught out lying]] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImplausibleDeniability and defending his lies after being called out on them].<br /> ** In an audio recording from 12 April 2010 [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|Chris stated he's got &quot;nothing bad against the Jews&quot;, only to use the word &quot;Jew&quot; as an insult a few minutes later]]. It's telling that Chris, who uploaded the recording on the internet leaving it unedited, apparently doesn't see the contradiction here.<br /> *** Anyone with even ''some'' knowledge of Chris [[Chris and hypocrisy|see this as no surprise at all]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor Be Careful What You Wish For]: Chris has managed to obtain the fame and attention many webcomic authors would kill for... at the cost of having absolutely no true fans, being trolled both online and in real life, and having a his every movement and flaw put on show for the world to see.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BerserkButton Berserk Button]: People &quot;stealing&quot; Sonichu is just about the only thing that makes Chris visibly angry. So naturally, that's what most of the best trolling revolves around.<br /> ** Chris ''really'' doesn't like homosexual men, and calling him gay often results in him [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday yelling that he is STRAIGHT]. Gay men using the body spray ''AXE'' also set him off, resulting in him writing a ''formal complaint'' to the company who manufacture it, and in the comic his future self has managed to create the ''cure'' for homosexuality.<br /> ** Chris also went completely ballistic several times when Liquid Chris managed to start getting trolls to call him Ian Brandon Anderson.<br /> ** Being called fat also makes Chris snap. He's actually not ''that'' heavy, but he's in intense denial that he's overweight at all.<br /> *** Actually, he has become fatter than ever, as he barely leaves his room anymore.<br /> ** Calling him [[naïve]] will also invoke his rage. It is also apparent that he has no idea what &quot;naïve&quot; means. He also likes to call other people that.<br /> ** Chris also will rage at the mere existence of his ED page, the memory of his high school graduation, and his expulsion from college.<br /> ** [[Bob Chandler|The Lumberjack]] may also have this quality.<br /> ** It is speculated that bringing up his dead dog or Megan could also provoke him.<br /> *** Indeed, judging by CAPS and overall lack of coherence in one of his mailbag replies, [[Mailbag_45#Mistakes.2C_errors.2C_and_ordeals| he doesn't like to be reminded about shecameforcwc.jpg picture]]. Though the person he was &lt;s&gt;raging at&lt;/s&gt; replying to also brought up [[Asperchu|another Berserk Button]]...<br /> ** Even the slightest mention of Asperger Syndrome seems to send Chris into a frenzy, partially because he believes that Asperger's sufferers are trying to get people to symphathize with them, thereby hogging the spotlight from &lt;s&gt;others who suffer from 'real' Autistic Spectrum disorders such as&lt;/s&gt; himself. That, and the name sounds a fair bit like &quot;ass burgers&quot;.<br /> ** The Asperchu, Asperger's and Liquid Chris issues seem to fall under one particular theme--someone stealing Chris' thunder or taking attention from him. Some of the videos he does related to Clyde Cash in particular almost seem playful or funny, but he's all business and blind rage when it comes to the idea that someone might be trying to draw attention from him.<br /> *** It seems to be more that he's afraid of losing the &quot;fans&quot; he believes he has or that he's afraid people will actually confuse Sonichu/him and Asperchu/&quot;Liquid,&quot; when the difference is actually pretty obvious to most people. Same deal with the &quot;I AM STRAIGHT&quot; business. He's afraid that people will actually think he's gay if trolls or anyone else accuse him of being so.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BetterThanCanon Better Than Canon]: The ''Asperchu'', ''Simonchu'', and ''[[Fan:Moon-Pals|Moon-Pals]]'' comics.<br /> ** Along with all the other [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanWork Fan Work]s, including this [http://lifefantasyx.deviantart.com/art/Sonichu-140419492 fanart].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible Beyond The Impossible]: Chris is the internet's favorite lol-cow for a reason: Every time you think the lulz have dried up, and Chris can't get any more pathetic and/or delusional, he goes and tops himself.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Bishonen Bishonen]: In real life, Liquid Chris is boyishly handsome, if a bit geeky-looking (though the costume probably has something to do with that), but he tends to get this treatment in fanart.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlahBlahBlah Blah Blah Blah]: Chris sometimes answers emails this way. A good example can be found [[Mailbag_32#Parodies|here]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BreakTheHaughty Break The Haughty]: One of the long term goals of the trolls with Chris; to finally break his pride and ego and cause him to realize what an utter failure he is. But Chris's wall of delusion is so impenetrable that it'd probably take the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WonderWoman Lasso of Truth] to get past them. But with trolls being trolls, they will happily do this for as long as Chris exists.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrutalHonesty BrutalHonesty]: Chris simply doesn't seem to possess a sense of shame, and is perfectly willing to upload nudes of himself, sex tapes, or reveal nausea-inducing personal information. &quot;Honest&quot; for Chris seems to be &quot;tell everyone you meet about your sex life (or lack of it) and any disgusting biological conditions.&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ButtMonkey Butt Monkey]: A definite [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLife Real Life] example, Chandler is the entire internet's punching bag. Everyone mocks him, very few defend him (and when they do, they usually just want his trust so they can find new grounds on which to mock him), and on a few occasions, people who've tried to help him got so fed up with his self-centered, obstinate personality that they gave it up and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeWhoFightsMonsters became trolls themselves.]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ButYouScrewOneGoat But You Screw One Goat]: There's no definite proof that Chris had [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|sexual relations with an animal]] or even wants to, but [[IRC (27 December 2008)|some things he's said about dogs]] can't help but make you wonder...<br /> ::I can imagine myself doing it with a collie at least. You know, like Lassie.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CameraAbuse Camera Abuse]: When Chris has an outburst of rage during filming a video, sometimes he just can't stop himself from attacking his own camera.<br /> ** Ironically, this actually improves the quality of some later videos, as the damaged camera makes him look and sound like [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MaxHeadroom Max Headroom].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CartwrightCurse Cartwright Curse]: &lt;s&gt;Three&lt;/s&gt; Two of Chris' &quot;[[Troll|sweethearts]]&quot; (Sarah Jackson, &lt;s&gt;PandaHalo&lt;/s&gt; and Ivy) died, and his &quot;[[Troll| gal-pal]]&quot; Sarah May attempted suicide.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CassandraTruth Cassandra Truth]: During the Julie saga Clyde Cash [[Mumble 9.5|told Chris]] that Sarah Jackson, PandaHalo and Sarah May aren't dead that they were all trolls. Christian's response? &quot;I know y'all are feeding me lies right now.&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaughtWithYourPantsDown Caught With Your Pants Down]: The aptly-named video &quot;Bob Walks In.&quot; No wonder he wants to cut down the internet.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CharacterNameAlias Character Name Alias]: ''Sonichu [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NineteenEightyFour 1984]'' has the anonymous main character make up the alias &quot;Winston&quot; when meeting another character, who uses the alias &quot;Orwell.&quot;<br /> ** This trope was also part of a major trolling scheme against the &quot;original&quot; ''Sonichu'' author, who was successfully convinced that his comic was being plagiarized by an Englishman named Jimmy Hill, who is actually a football commentator.<br /> ** &quot;Fans&quot; also commonly use this trope when writing fan mail to Chris. To date, he has received fan mail from famous people such as Levi Johnston, Kim Jong-un, Ron Jeremy, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SerialKiller John Wayne Gacy, Jeffrey Dahmer], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NorioWakamoto Norio Wakmoto], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeathNote Light Yagami], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SayonaraZetsubouSensei Nozomu Itoshiki], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoctorWho Davros], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MadScientist Josef] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThoseWackyNazis Mengele], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Snatcher Gillian Seed], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Queen Freddie Mercury], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MonkeyIsland Guybrush Threepwood], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Castlevania Maria Renard], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TouhouProject Reimu Hakurei], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DigimonTamers Takato Matsuki], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StarTrek Kathryn Janeway], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BillyMC Billy MC], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FinalFantasyVI Kefka Palazzo], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FistOfTheNorthStar Kenshiro Kasumi], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NeonGenesisEvangelion Gendo Ikari], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/XMen Max Eisenhardt/Magneto], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NeilGaiman Neil Gaiman] and even [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LeonardoDaVinci Leonardo Da Vinci]. So far, Chris seems to be none the wiser.<br /> *** However, showing some small capacity to learn, Chris was skeptical when [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StephenKing Stephen King] wrote in for story ideas. He then proceeded to answer a question supposedly written by Chris Brown (the question was about girlfriend-beating, unsurprisingly) immediately afterward. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HilariousInHindsight Hilarious In Hindsight] when you realize The Wallflower looks like a gender-flipped StephenKing.<br /> *** Of course, given that Chris's only exposure to the world seems to be video games and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdultSwim Adult Swim], he probably doesn't know who most of these people are.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChooseYourOwnAdventure Choose Your Own Adventure]: &quot;[http://cwccyoa.110mb.com/stories.htm Choose Your Own Adventure, At Your Own Pace]&quot;, two CYOAs with Christian as the main character. One scenario, &quot;Christian Weston Chandler in Lost in Wal-Mart&quot; has him... [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin get lost in Wal-Mart], while the other, &quot;Christian Weston Chandler in Gay Date Rape Forever&quot;, has him accidentally go to a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GayBar Gay Bar].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ClothesMakeTheLegend Clothes Make The Legend]: Incredibly, there was a time when Chris actually stopped wearing that childish medallion, changed his wardrobe, let a goatee grow and came close to look like an average redneck. Then he shaved and went back to the medallion and striped shirts because trolls &quot;doubted&quot; he was [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm the real Chris].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CloudCuckooLander Cloud Cuckoo Lander]: Christian himself. Most of his attempts of writing coherently inevitably go awry, leading to some very disjointed prose (and frustrated readers.) Examples include: [[Mailbag 39#In which Chris describes a bad dream for no reason|Chris goes from ranting against Asperchu to describing a bad dream he once had]], the Sonichu article on CWCipedia becomes a long and drawn-out description of Pokemon in the CWCville gym, and [[White knight E-mails#September 2008 — Chris denies being fat and sexist|an e-mail he writes to an anti-troll about sexism becomes a description]] of [[KCWC|the CWCville radio station]].<br /> ** Well, he actually thinks that cartoons are real and he uses them as role models, imitating their behavior and expecting to get the same results on real life.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint Completely Missing The Point]: In his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|&quot;Message to the Future&quot;]] he encourages everyone to stay straight because &quot;everything else is vice, as said by Doctor Kinsey.&quot; The statement &quot;everything else is vice&quot; was part of a larger statement in which Kinsey was saying that this was what society says and that it was not a particularly effective deterrent. Kinsey, for the record, experimented with mansex.<br /> ** In [[Father Call|the phone call to Kacey's dad]], Chris complained about how hard it was to pull weeds.<br /> ::'''Kacey's dad:''' &quot;My ''grandma'' pulled weeds. My grandma had ''arthritis'' and pulled weeds.&quot;<br /> ::'''Chris:''' &quot;I'm sorry your grandma had arthritis.&quot;<br /> ** In [[Kacey and Liquid Call|the later conversation with Kacey and Liquid Chris]], Kacey pointed out that [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler#Gameplay video|the LittleBigPlanet level Solid Chris supposedly created for her]] was actually the level he created for &lt;strike&gt;BlueSpike&lt;/strike&gt; Julie a few months earlier. Solid Chris responded that it doesn't matter because Julie turned out to be a guy.<br /> ** He has also [http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu completely missed the point] of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Twitter Twitter].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CosmicPlaything Cosmic Plaything]: Chris started getting abused at age 1 when he had an abusive babysitter and it went downhill from there. He actually got trolled before trolling even existed (he was locked in a crawl space when he was six when a girl convinced him that Casper lived there). He's become the internet's punching bag and enough painful and embarrasing things have happened to him through his life that the only reason he isn't a Woobie is that he's a &quot;perverse, narcissistic, homophobic, sexist, racist, overweight, delusional 'high-functioning autistic' virgin man-child&quot;. Also, most is self-inflicted.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CouldSayItBut Could Say It But]: [[CWC's Second Message|In the ED-related video]], Chris said that if he were not a Christian, he would tell the people behind the page to go to hell.<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HilariousInHindsight Hilarious In Hindsight]: In aforementioned video Chris claimed: &quot;I would not even weigh that upon my worst enemy&quot;, because he's so kind. In [[To_Clyde_and_Jack.MOV|later]] [[9_February_2010|videos]] he actually told his &quot;enemies&quot; to rot in hell.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CreateYourOwnVillain Create Your Own Villain]: Chris has managed to do this a couple of times. CChanSonichuCWC just started out doing impersonations of Chris for fun. It was after Chris first angrily told him to stop doing it that he became Liquid Chris and started using his impersonations as a way of trolling him. Ivy originally just wanted a shout-out in a video, but after Chris begged her to be his sweetheart, she just ran with it.<br /> ** Another was Vivian, originally a white knight who was trying to help him. Of course, when he completely ignored her warnings that his sweethearts were all trolls, sent death threats to her, and refused to take any of her help, she gave up and started messing with him.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CreatorBreakdown Creator Breakdown]: Frequently occurs whenever the trolls get the better of Chris, resulting in &quot;stress&quot; (which he conveniently blames for everything that can't be excused away with his autism).<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CringeComedy Cringe Comedy]: In its purest form.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment Of Awesome]: We need one of these too:<br /> ** The Father Call. What's especially awesome about it is that it certainly wasn't the first [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheReasonYouSuckSpeech The Reason You Suck Speech] Chris had ever gotten, but it ''was'' the first time Chris ever had to actually ''listen'' to one, or risk losing precious [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnusualEuphemism china.]<br /> ** His dad telling Chris to stop his bullshit or he'll take his Internet. Go Bob!<br /> *** Bob actually said he would cut down the internet, making him the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanNickname &quot;Internet Lumberjack&quot;].<br /> ** From the Asperchu Saga, Alec calls Chris out on his entire franchise, how he treats his 'fans', and Chris's grip on reality, but best of all, calmly. And of all the encounters with trolls, under reasonably legitimate pretenses. In particular, Alec telling Chris to &quot;Man The [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PrecisionFStrike Fuck] Up&quot;!<br /> *** On general principles, Alec can be considered to be a walking, talking [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment Of Awesome].<br /> ** The first Jack Thaddeus call actually had Chris being the most awesome he will ever be in his entire life. First he shuts Jack up by pointing out that the mails from Miyamoto were from one of those anonymous mail sites where anyone can get any name they want, then he delivers a solid burn to Jack when Jack asks Chris why Jack's parents threw him out at 18 instead of coddling him like Chris' parents.<br /> ::&quot;Hmm... probably because they couldn't stand you?&quot;<br /> *** Alright, this is one momentary speck of inspiration in a lifetime of fail, and he apologizes right after, but props go where props are due.<br /> *** Well, this incident, as well as (a very few) others (like the time he realized that it wasn't real Stephen King who wrote fan mail to him - see [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CharacterNameAlias Character Name Alias] above), definitely prove that Chris isn't incapable of thinking logically. Which means he has no excuse for all these times he acted like a complete idiot.<br /> ** An anonymous prostitute [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|hanging up on Chris]] when he tried to make her feel sorry for him hoping that she would have sex with him for free. Possibly the best response to his whining, ever.<br /> ** Michael Snyder [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|kicking Chris out of The GAMe PLACe]] (again).<br /> *** Vivian made it even better in her take on it, making a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SouthPark South Park]-style cartoon to go with the audio file.<br /> ** If they are telling the truth, [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=FAQ the trolls tricking Chris into] [[:File:Copy.png|signing off his &quot;rights&quot; to Sonichu to CWCipedia]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfFunny Crowning Moment Of Funny]: So many, but [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YourMileageMayVary Your Mileage May Vary]:<br /> ** Ickeriss66 and the destruction of the first medallion.<br /> ** The Jew In The Pickle Suit coming to rescue a girl that they'd set up to date Chris.<br /> *** Possibly the same trolls getting Chris on the booze.<br /> ** The Ivy Saga, up until the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThirtyXanatosPileup Thirty Xanatos Pileup] forced trolls to abort. This came complete with Chris leaving a message on his ED page claiming that he knew Ivy was fake due to police investigation. Two months later, he's dedicated a video to the memory of Ivy, who he now thinks killed herself due to his lack of faith.<br /> ** Clyde Cash (one of the main trolls behind everything funny that has happened to Chris) got Chris to dress normally, act somewhat normal, and generally not act like himself at all, editing parts of the video to sound like Chris was faking his iconic nasal, high-pitched tone. It ends with Chris mocking famous trolls, saying he's not autistic, and works to support his parents. Many trolls [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OhCrap shat bricks], until they realized [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeLogic Chris would have had to go to ridiculous lengths to fake what he's known for]. Even the most dedicated of trolls wouldn't have started a seven year deception.<br /> ** Case in point- Jack Chick.<br /> *** Chris then made it quite clear by then making a video claiming ''he'' had trolled everyone. This revelation of sorts would then lead to the Liquid Chris Saga, arguably a series of CMoF, whereby [http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC a guy] on [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouTube YouTube] posted videos of himself posing as Chris. They were amusing (and disturbingly accurate) on their own, but how Solid Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnstoppableRage reacted] to him made it even funnier. He even got his own [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment Of Awesome] when he [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6t63XMQfg0 played &quot;More Than A Feeling&quot; on guitar] after the real Chris posted a video of himself playing the song on ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GuitarHero Guitar Hero]''.<br /> ** The events with the impersonator culminated in Chris-chan challenging him to a ''singing contest'' in order to prove his identity as the real Chris. Yes, you did read that correctly. What makes this particularly funny is that, while the impersonator had a relatively decent voice, Chris is pretty much flat-out terrible.<br /> *** Liquid Chris won the contest fair and square; ''one of the real Chris's appointed judges voted for the impostor''. The impostor declared himself the winner (and therefore the real Christan Weston Chandler) and excused himself from YouTube to prepare for the future. The videos and phone calls following this are unbelievable.<br /> *** Real Chris then backpedalled and claimed the contest was never to prove who was the true CWC, despite the fact that he said it was when he started the whole thing.<br /> ** The sheer deadpan way the Audiobooks have Sonichu calm down after an anti-homosexual rant: &quot;Instantly calmed by the promise of intercourse&quot;.<br /> ** The end of [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5|fifth phone call between Chris and Alec Benson Leary]]. Chris didn't want to talk with Alec so he made up an excuse to finish the conversation ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm by impersonating his own mother]'' (not his father, curiously) ''&quot;telling&quot; him that he has to clean up cat poop in their kitchen''.<br /> *** And then there was [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|the time]] when he really did have to clean up cat poop, but &quot;slipped and made a mess&quot;.<br /> ** CWCki's [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica|page]] on [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica Encyclopedia Dramatica], quoting a post Chris made to his own discussion page, potholing &quot;Why do you hate me so much?&quot; to &quot;Frequently Asked Questions&quot;.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming Crowning Moment Of Heartwarming]: Liquid and Kacey singing &quot;A Whole New World.&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMusicOfAwesome Crowning Music Of Awesome]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxSpOob2J4w This], and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be0JuT7qRQo this], and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63XxM-Gysfw this]... There's a surprising amount of awesome music, really.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CursedWithAwesome Cursed With Awesome]: Chris's laziness. Why? It's the only thing stopping him from trying to sell ''Sonichu'' merchandise and getting the pants sued off of him by Nintendo and/or Sega.<br /> ** Which is a shame, cause God DAMN that would be funny to watch.<br /> ** Very arguably, the trolling if you subscribe to the cliché of it being better to have loved and lost than have never loved at all. Thanks to the trolls, Chris believes he's had several 'sweethearts', which would never have happened otherwise. Then again, since none of them fucked him he probably doesn't care.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DarkerAndEdgier Darker And Edgier]: Some fics put the series in a darker prospective, [http://sonichufinale.canalblog.com/ Sonichu Finale] in particular. More recent examples are [http://sonichu.the-comic.org/ Sonichu Is Dead] and [[Fan:The Death of Sonichu|the fic]] on which it's based.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DartboardOfHate Dartboard Of Hate]: Adam Stackhouse, winner of the Parappa contest, was a &quot;victim&quot; of this. Michael Snyder, who Chris tried to ''run over with his car'', was meant to be used for this as well.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DaydreamBeliever Daydream Believer]: Chris believes that all works of fiction (including Sonichu, of course) are real. And his &quot;proof&quot; is how various cartoon characters were shown living together in [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhoFramedRogerRabbit Toon Town]. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Seriously.]<br /> ** Apply some [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeLogic Fridge Logic] to this, and this becomes the reason he adamantly opposes [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TrollFic parodies or fanfics] featuring his characters: they are ''changing reality,'' and so he has to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Retcon Retcon] any relation to his canon those fics might have had.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeadBabyComedy Dead Baby Comedy]: Chris attempted this by comparing Clyde Cash's imminent downfall to ''the freaking World Trade Center attacks''. Needless to say, it failed. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InternetBacklash Horribly].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeathIsCheap Death Is Cheap]: As far as it applies to real life, Chris honestly believes people who go to heaven can come back whenever. Which explains why he pleads for [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BillyMays Billy Mays] to &quot;come back soon&quot;. And thinks it's ok to depict the deaths of Ivy and Panda-Halo the way he did, since they didn't have any objections. That or he thinks they're just acting. Also for someone who loved his dog, he sure as hell won't let her rest in peace.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DethroningMomentOfSuck Dethroning Moment Of Suck]: Probably the worst thing to come from Chris' magic markers would be ShecameforCWC.JPG, a pornographic drawing of him and his then-friend Megan, first uploaded ''by himself'' to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica Encyclopedia Dramatica] under the claim of &quot;replacing negativity with positivity.&quot; This was evidently the final straw in a relationship already strained by stalker-ish tendencies and sexual harassment, and Megan has since moved as far away from Chris as possible. Chris doesn't seem to understand what he's done, blames Encyclopedia Dramatica for &quot;twisting&quot; the image against him, and has since reuploaded the picture that cost him what might have been his only friend, claiming that he &quot;needed sexy pictures.&quot;<br /> ** For added [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm Face Palm] points, he ''still'' refers to Megan as having &quot;broken up&quot; with him despite her repeatedly telling him they were never together.<br /> ** There's also the infamous drawing of him having sex with three women. He has used this piece of creepy [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WishFulfillment Wish Fulfillment] as proof that he's straight.<br /> ** &quot;Your trope has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.&quot;<br /> ** &quot;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NauseaFuel I recycle my own semen].&quot;<br /> ** Some of his edits to CWCipedia also qualify. Worst offenders include [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|his article about Asperger's syndrome]], [[Mailbag 29|answering Mailbags with &quot;Whatever&quot;]] [[Mailbag 43#Go Fuck Yourself, too!|or insults]] and [[Mailbag 49|expressing hope that gays serving in the military will die in explosions]].<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RunningGag Your trope has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.]<br /> ** [[CWC Blog#March 2010|Chris insulting both trolls and &quot;Honest, True and Loyal&quot; fans he thinks he has - the latter just because they wanted him to update his comic regularly]]. Apparently he thinks that their demands contributed to the loss of his most recent &quot;sweetheart&quot; on pair with trolls' actions.<br /> ** Chris making a YouTube video in which he tells his ex-&quot;sweetheart&quot; that she should be his girlfriend [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm because prostitutes are] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Wallbanger too expensive for him]. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InsaneTrollLogic And no, he isn't deliberately trying to insult her -] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatAnIdiot he actually thinks that this &quot;revelation&quot; will make her pity him and that she'll agree to be his girlfriend.]<br /> ** Even before Chris uploaded ShecameforCWC.JPG to ED, there was his reaction to the fact someone else won ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ParappaTheRapper Parappa The Rapper]''-themed contest he participated in: he [[PSN Blogs#4 August 2007 — Adam Stackhouse!!!|insulted and wished death upon the winner and other people that got more votes]], [[CWC is Angry|filmed himself shooting a photo of the winner with a toy pistol]], [[PaRappa the Rapper contest#Aftermath|created a fake webpage showing him as the &quot;true&quot; winner and openly admitted in an e-mail to Sony that he wanted to win the contest because he thought Megan would have sex with him then.]]<br /> ** The nude photos. Then the tape of him with his blow-up doll.<br /> ** He also put Sonichu's comic on his resume. The saddest part? It forms 80% of his entire resume ''and'' he is very demanding about which companies would be allowed to use his makeshift franchise and which products he expects to be made out of it.<br /> ** Chris using the word &quot;Jew&quot; as an insult to finish the conversation while secretly recording it, then [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|releasing the audio recording of the event]], then [[:File:AskMichaelSnyder.jpg|ordering the fans he thinks he has to troll Michael Snyder]], and then [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DiggingYourselfDeeper revealing in a comment to] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWq4pB_Vikw Vivian's video] that &quot;I gave him the finger as I left for real (...) right before the final insult&quot;. And he apparently thinks it was funny.<br /> *** Although it was something of an accomplishment for Chris that he actually did realize that the video was intended to make fun of him.<br /> ** Creation of [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|the CWCipedia article about &quot;The Wallflower&quot;]], as well as pretty much all Christian's actions described in said article. He stated that trolls discovering her identity was ''her'' fault because &quot;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger SHE HAD TO HAVE A Facebook Page with her REAL NAME and LINKS to her FanFictions on it]&quot;, and of course he isn't even remotely to blame for anything. While he was at it, he also once again proved his racism (&quot;the Trolls HAD to stick their n***** noses into my affair&quot;). He expected ''her'' to apologize ''to him'' for cutting off contact with him ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SarcasmMode surprisingly], she didn't do that). And he finished his article about her with the following statement: &quot;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm Now she'll have to live the rest of her life with the recurring memory of hurting me like she did. Got-Dang Asexual Woman!]&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DidNotDoTheResearch Did Not Do The Research]: ''A Girl who Brought Down the World'' accurately portrays Chris as the homophobe he is. However, he is equally fearful of lesbians and homosexual men, despite it being common knowledge that IRL Chris respects the gay population-the female half, to be precise.<br /> ** At time the fic was written he liked lesbians, but [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbx8CBbUsnU that might not be the case anymore] (1:01-ish, if you don't want to expose yourself to too much ear rape).<br /> ** Also, Chris has no idea how copyright works; he seems to think that a character is automatically copyrighted the minute you create him, and that mashing together two existing properties makes something legally original. Additionally, he appears to believe that simply drawing a (c) next to the name qualifies them as legal copyrights.<br /> *** Though he has ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RefugeInAudacity legally copyrighted Sonichu]''. [http://cocatalog.loc.gov/cgi-bin/Pwebrecon.cgi?Search_Arg=Sonichu&amp;Search_Code=TALL&amp;PID=8CvxbO0K6jQW0cyX7XU19mX&amp;SEQ=20100105230829=25&amp;HIST=1 Seriously, look.]<br /> **** No, actually not. To be technical, he has merely registered when he came up with the &quot;idea&quot;. A registering is only handy for proving that you were there first, should the case end up in a court, and they are therefore pretty cheap to acquire and is generally quickly handed out without much of a preview process. But it does not give you a full copyright, which is a longer, more complicated and expensive process.<br /> ** He also doesn't seem to know that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllAnimalsAreDogs you can't take hermit crabs for a walk].<br /> ** More recently, he is very tenacious about his belief that autism and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AspergerSyndrome Asperger Syndrome] are nothing alike, and has received several emails from people trying to convince him otherwise, to the point where he's been forced to open a new mailbag section for these emails. The sad thing is, he's started answering these emails with a generic reply [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheyJustDidntCare where he basically says he doesn't care,] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger and won't listen anyway.]<br /> *** He also believes that &quot;Asperger's&quot; sounding vaguely like &quot;Assburgers&quot; or &quot;Assboogers&quot; is a legitimate reason for disparaging it. When a letter writer confronted him about this, Chris's only response was to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm make fun of the letter writer's name as well.]<br /> ** The best example from his Asperger's vendetta would have to be his proclomation that he &quot;helped cultivate the first generation of autistic people&quot;. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoYeah Yeah.]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DiggingToChina Digging To China]: Not used in the normal sense, but it is bizzare just how low Chris will go in order to score.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DiggingYourselfDeeper Digging Yourself Deeper]: Much of what is known about Chris was not gained through hidden cameras or in-depth investigating, but [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TooMuchInformation volunteered by the man himself] in what was probably an attempt to get the trolling to stop. In other cases, Chris will casually mention in a chat session something that most reasonable people would keep to themselves. For example: Clyde Cash brought up pictures of Chris wearing his mother's undergarments (which only existed due to blackmail), and Chris responded by revealing his severe incontinence. Strangely, Chris doesn't seem at all embarrassed by this, and only gets upset after direct insults.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoesNotLikeMen Does Not Like Men]: Chris hates the entire male population for stealing all the women; excluding himself, his father and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GeorgeWBush George W. Bush], or as he likes to put it, 0,000000000004% of the male population (4% times 10 to the power of -12). Given the present population of the Earth, such a percentage would equal significantly less than one complete person.<br /> ** This makes his homophobia quite ironic, because, logically, if every man but him, his father, and Dubya were gay, he wouldn't have to worry about women already having boyfriends.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoesNotLikeSpam Does Not Like Pickles]: Chris vehemently dislikes pickles because they remind him of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudWasRight a certain male body part]. This hatred is incorporated into the comics, serving as a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WeaksauceWeakness Weaksauce Weakness] for Sonichu and a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BerserkButton Berserk Button] for Rosechu.<br /> ** This is also because one of the more famous trolls is simply known as &quot;The man in the pickle suit&quot;. Ever since he popped up, pickle hatred has run rampant!<br /> ** This actually stems from when he was first discovered by a certain imageboard. They originally were just mocking his art, and a troll decided to pretend to do some &quot;fan art&quot; of Sonichu and mail it to Chris out of &quot;admiration.&quot; Most importantly was a picture of Rosechu depicted with a penis, which Chris strongly objected to. However, Chris for some reason has an aversion to that word, and absolutely refuses to use it, or any other common phrases to refer to the penis. He instead refers to his own as his &quot;duck&quot; (no, that is not a typo), and refers to others as &quot;pickles.&quot; When he saw the picture of Rosechu with a penis, he '''freaked the fuck out,''' and demanded that the troll, who Chris honestly still believed was a fan at this point, that he draw Rosechu again without a &quot;freakin pickle!&quot; The troll responded by sending a picture of Rosechu holding a ''literal'' pickle in her hand. Chris was not amused in the slightest, and the rest is history.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoesNotUnderstandSarcasm Does Not Understand Sarcasm]: Chris has a remarkable inability to tell when he's being insulted; any insult that's not outright calling him a name tends to fly right over his head. Some outstanding examples are his edits to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica Encyclopedia Dramatica] and CWCki where the facts that the doesn't edit are obviously sarcastic insults, proudly showing off his letter that was printed in Nintendo Power despite it almost certainly having been posted for people to laugh at, and his Screwattack Europe interview, with Guru Larry dropping lines like &quot;Yes, you are indeed a role model to us heterosexuals&quot; or &quot;Yes, I often get people confused with fictional characters&quot; while Chris just stares blankly.<br /> ** This may be due to his autism more than anything else, leaving him incapable of detecting sarcasm and instead taking everything he hears at face value. Hilariously, this extends to the newly opened mailbag section on CWCpedia where Chris answers reader mail, although he has a separate section for &quot;hatemail&quot; or otherwise disruptive messages that he still refuses to ignore, and even answers some of them as sincerely as he can (including advice for buying sex toys).<br /> *** Of course, he now just deletes the mails he doesn't like, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hypocrite and then claims that he is better than Alec and others because he doesn't censor mail].<br /> **** Or [[Mailbag 50|makes up his own &quot;mailbag&quot;]] by publishing some posts from Sonichu [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll fan] forum (that, in his opinion, praise him) rather than answering actual emails. Obviously, he fails to realize that these posts also actually mock him.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoubleStandard Double Standard]: Alec points out Chris' double standard in him hating gay people because of an incident (that he may have been lying about) when he himself does lots of creepy, hateful things which by his logic should put people off straight and/or autistic people. Also, he states that the Bible tells people to shun gay people, even though it also condemns magic, which Chris (believes to) use all the time.<br /> ** There's also [[Mailbag 54|a mailbag message]] where a reader calls him out on his homophobia by explaining how much he hates autistic people for the way they speak awkwardly and how their minds can't function properly to illustrate a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoubleStandard Double Standard]. Par for the course, Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint completely misses the point] by explaining that he himself [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlatantLies has no trouble speaking or thinking clearly], and calls the poster [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hypocrite an ignorant bigot].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DracoInLeatherPants Draco In Leather Pants]: Mary Lee Walsh is portrayed in trollfics as a beautiful, benevolent woman intent on destroying the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WretchedHive Wretched Hive] / [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PeoplesRepublicOfTyranny People's Republic Of Tyranny] that is CWCville. The real Mrs. Walsh isn't particularly glamorous, but she seems to be a pretty good college dean.<br /> ** Her ''Sonichu Finale'' portrayal mixes this with a good helping of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DarkIsNotEvil Dark Is Not Evil]. Finale!Mary has a mischievous streak in her as well as a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AGodAmI god complex] (that is neither particularly illogical given her power nor anywhere near as massive as Chris-chan's in ''Sonichu'' proper), and yet she is still a very compassionate woman who &lt;font color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;cannot even bring herself to kill Chris when she has the chance.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> *** &lt;font color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;Doesn't help that it was Christopher asking her to kill him. Christopher is a semi-decent person trapped in the body of a stark-raving mad godmanchild, only able to get out during brief moments of lucidity. She wouldn't be killing Christian with her bare hands, she'd be killing Christopher&lt;/font&gt;.<br /> ** Kacey's dad. Disgustingly homophobic, but he sure puts Chris in his place, and... and that ''voice''!<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DreamingOfThingsToCome Dreaming Of Things To Come]: According to Chris, &quot;it was fortold [sic] unto me in multiple dreams&quot; that he would one day be the father of Crystal Weston Chandler, lending divine credence to his Love Quest. He has also been told by GodJesus that several of his internet girlfriends were the future mother of Crystal, which caused him to look like even more of an ass when they revealed themselves as (mostly male) trolls.<br /> ** That also could mean that even Jesus is trolling him.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DrivenToSuicide Driven To Suicide]: The trolls use this card quite a bit. First off, Ryan Cash's &lt;strike&gt;fake&lt;/strike&gt; suicide over Chris threatening to stop making comics was Clyde Cash's motivation for becoming head of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AncientConspiracy The Miscreants] and trolling Chris. After months of trolling did little to affect his target, Clyde followed in his little brother's footsteps and &lt;strike&gt;pretended to have&lt;/strike&gt; shot himself in the head. &lt;sup&gt;* Really, one of the other trolls, Ching Chong, thought that Clyde had [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CharacterDerailment derailed] his persona somewhat when he started claiming that he really wanted to help Chris and suggested that Clyde killing himself would be the best course of action.&lt;/sup&gt; After ''that'', Chris would later hear that Ivy had killed herself after he broke up with her when he found out she wasn't real. The comics are also the leading cause of suicide in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKxKg4c_J4c plush hamsters].<br /> ** In January 2010 Chris drove [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll fan] [[Chris and death#Mike Jackson (1969-2010)|named Mike Jackson]] to suicide. Being the kind, caring man that he is, Chris responded to the news about his &quot;death&quot; [[Mailbag 52#This, if anything, requires a canned response|with a copy-pasted message]].<br /> *** Not just any copy-pasted message, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheyJustDidntCare a copy-pasted message that didn't even fit in context].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DrowningMySorrows Drowning My Sorrows]: There are hints that this is how Chris spends his lonely evenings, at least when he's not playing video games or masturbating. Alcohol might explain [[6 June 2010|why he thought stalking Michael Snyder would be a great idea]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DudeNotFunny Dude Not Funny]: One infamous video has Chris mocking the DESTRUCTION OF THE WORLD TRADE CENTER. Thanks to the massive [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InternetBacklash Internet Backlash], it was taken down the next day.<br /> ** Of course, Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger then tries to justify his horrendous actions] by saying that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint he was only trying to show how weak Clyde was].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DysfunctionJunction Dysfunction Junction]: A [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WikiWalk Wiki Walk] reveals that the Chandler family isn't exactly the best you could hope for. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudianExcuse Might explain a bit].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Egopolis Egopolis]: In troll fics, CWCville is often presented as one of the authoritarian style.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EnsembleDarkhorse Ensemble Darkhorse]: Bob Chandler (Christian's geriatric father) is amazingly popular with trolls, despite arguably being ''worse'' than Chris. Most of his popularity derives from his infamous threat of &quot;cuttin' [the family's internet] down&quot;, hence his nickname &quot;The Lumberjack&quot;.<br /> ** Cole Smithy (Chris's maternal half-brother). Considering that Cole has a happy marriage with a hot wife and a steady job at Rotten Tomatoes, Cole is considered everything Chris would be if he were a functioning member of society.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EpicFail Epic Fail]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Understatement Oh dear! Oh so many, many things...] In fact, it would be wise to consider Christian Weston Chandler's mere existence as the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TropeCodifier Trope Codifier]. Some people have even commented that he IS the personification and embodiment of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThisIsSparta PURE. CRYSTALLIZED. FAIL.] He is the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GiftedlyBad loser's] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible loser's] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleofThree loser] - just look at [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DavidGonterman Daveykins's] quote at the top of the article if you have any doubt, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeOurWordForIt and that's all coming from a 30+ year old man who lives with his parents writing and drawing poorly wrote, poorly drawn comics and fan fiction.]<br /> ** Special mention must be given to any of the videos where Chris tries to show off his physical prowess, by doing Herculean tasks like [[11042009 51 50|struggling to lift soda boxes,]] [[30 Push-Ups|almost doing fake pushups,]] or [[Sonichu's Edge|stopping six times to catch his breath in a three minute jog.]]<br /> ** Special mention should go to Chris's recent attempt to vandalize the CWCki, which, as usual for Chris, failed.<br /> ** Chris tried to paint Michael Snyder as an unreasonable bigoted jackass for refusing to let Chris back to THe GAMe PLACe and tried to get his Internet legions to harass him. Instead, Chris himself comes across as the intolerant jackass, throwing out the word &quot;Jew&quot; as an insult, and now Michael Snyder faces heaps of personal fans, most likely offering to buy him drinks and play at his shop.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EscalatingWar Escalating War]: The Ad Saga on CWCipedia has become one of these. Trolls put gay ads in the sidebar, Chris changes his monitor resolution so he won't have to look at them. Trolls put BIG ads in the middle of the front page so he can't miss them, and he creates his own version of the front page so he doesn't have to look at them. The trolls invest in banner ads that appear on every page of the site...<br /> ** A dispute over a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll fan] character involved CWCipedia going down, then coming back with an Asperchu comic named ''Sonichu Revolution'' about copyright infrigement in place of the ads, and then Chris having comic book versions of Asperpedia guys tortured and killed in his comic. In response Asperpedia team gave ad space on CWCipedia back to Jack Thaddeus, and soon after that gay ads were back.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenEvilHasStandards Even Evil Has Standards]: Bluespike managed to force some trolls-the same trolls that had tricked Chris into taking pictures of &lt;font color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;himself in his mother's underwear&lt;/font&gt;-to feel sorry for the manchild about forty minutes into his hour long confrontation.<br /> ** Vivian's commentary for the end of issue #6 just kinda trails off, since there's nothing particularly funny about someone missing a beloved pet.<br /> ** Not to mention the backlash that came from the &quot;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DudeNotFunny Twin Falling Towers]&quot; video.<br /> ** And of course, see the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DavidGonterman David Gonterman] quote above.<br /> *** No, seriously. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DavidGonterman David Gonterman] wrote what some people ''still'' call the worst Fanfic online. He ''knows'' what's it like to be trolled, and he's been proven to be a stand-up guy regardless, especially in recent years. And Chris-chan is even making ''him'' shake his head? That's a Real Life [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralEventHorizon Moral Event Horizon] sign there.<br /> ** It's essentially an unwritten rule amongst the trolls that Megan Schroeder should ''never'' be contacted about anything regarding CWC, as it is known she is still quite disturbed by what happened.<br /> ** 'The Wallflower', Chris's latest gal-pal, originally had a quite in-depth page on the CWCki. When she personally contacted the sysop asking that irrelevant information be removed and the page be rewritten under a pseudonym, the requested changes were quickly made.<br /> ** In early 2010 a (possibly newbie) [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SomethingAwful Something Awful] Goon tried to make a thread on Chris around and included his own encounter with him, he was greeted with post after post of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SarcasmMode &quot;Yeah, torturing the mentally disabled is really fun!&quot;]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenTheGuysWantHim Even The Guys Want Him]/[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StupidSexyFlanders Stupid Sexy Flanders]: This is what Chris actually believes. [[Mailbag 22#The implications of this are staggering|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES.]]<br /> ** Played straight (no pun intended) with Liquid Chris and Kacey's Dad, Matthew.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenNerdsHaveStandards Even Nerds Have Standards]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FurryFandom Furries], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SomethingAwful Goons], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImageBoards *Channers], pretty much ''every'' subculture and community on the internet that is aware of Chris-chan uses him as a reference to the lowest of the low. He's quite possibly ''the'' rock bottom of the Internet totem pole.<br /> ** Don't be silly... he's '''waaay''' [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DiggingToChina below the bottom].<br /> *** Even people with Autism and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AspergerSyndrome Asperger Syndrome] will have nothing to do with him, also being fully aware of what Chris Chan has done in life.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilCounterpart Evil Counterpart]: Liquid Chris is the ''good counterpart''.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilVersusEvil Evil Versus Evil]: On the one hand you've got an absolutely vile person who's a bigot (called Tito a NIGGER ''several times'', and threw &quot;Jew&quot; at Michael Snyder like it was an insult), a homophobe (stating that they deserve to die by stepping on land mines), and a &lt;strike&gt;borderline&lt;/strike&gt; complete sociopath among other evils, but let's face it, his opponents aren't really much better than a gaggle of schoolyard bullies. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DarknessInducedAudienceApathy It's really hard to root for anyone at this point.] Nevertheless, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RootingForTheEmpire trolls still have way more supporters than Chris ever will.]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm Face Palm]: LITERALLY. EVERYTHING. WILL. MAKE. YOU. FACEPALM. To the point that the PVCC forums have ''SIX facepalm emoticons''.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FailedASpotCheck Failed A Spot Check]: Chris complained that Alec chopped off his head in ''Sonichu Revolution'' (which is one reason why he so brutally killed Alec in his own comic), and Alec pointed out that Comic!Chris was completely fine, and that he was only acting. Chris said that it could have been more obvious. The comic literally has Comic!Chris in one piece the very next panel saying don't worry, he's fine, he was just acting.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamousAncestor Famous Ancestor]: [[MySpace messages#Jalena|Christian claimed]] that he's descended from Anne &lt;strike&gt;Boleyn&lt;/strike&gt; Bolyn... whose only daughter was Queen Elizabeth I, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheVirginQueen The Virgin Queen]. He later backpedaled on that and claimed that [[Mumble 1|somehow Anne was his ancestor &quot;in an aunt sort of sense&quot;]] and that he's really descended from Mary &lt;strike&gt;Boleyn&lt;/strike&gt; Boylen. Anyway, [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009|he says that's why there should be an article about him on Wikipedia]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Fanon Fanon]: Where all of the characterization comes from.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FatBastard Fat Bastard]: Chris, of course. Though many might say that obesity is ''the least'' of his problems...<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FeigningIntelligence Feigning Intelligence]: [[Mailbag 54|In Mailbag 54]] Chris tried to show how smart he is, claiming that he knows the words ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/antidisestablishmentarianism antidisestablishmentarianism]'' and ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MaryPoppins supercalifragilisticexpialidocious]''. Incidentally, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShlubbAndKlumpEnglish he misspelled both these words].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FetishFuel Fetish Fuel]: Mary Lee Walsh, as portrayed in troll comics. Also, Crystal Weston Chandler, the imaginary twin sister of Chris.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FetishRetardant Fetish Retardant]: How about a sex vid, several pictures of his dick, official [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Rule34 Rule 34] or a video where Chris demonstrates how he would pleasure a woman orally? '''For your own sanity, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeOurWordForIt Take Our Word For It].'''<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FlexingThoseNonBiceps Flexing Those Non Biceps]: Chris in the &quot;I AM STRONG&quot; video.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FoeYay Foe Yay]: Christian's hatred of Mary Lee Walsh didn't stop him from drawing a pornographic picture of her.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ForcefulKiss Forceful Kiss]: [[Emily#Kiss fail|Chris tried to do this at the end of his &quot;date&quot; with Emily]]. Fortunately, he failed.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudianExcuse Freudian Excuse]: Chris tried to justify his homophobia claiming that it was caused by [[Bruce Johnson|the (allegedly) homosexual principal of his elementary school who made him sit on his lap]]. Of course, he contradicted himself later, admitting that [[Common Questions#07 January 2010|he started to hate homosexual people after one woman refused to go out with him, claiming she's lesbian]].<br /> ** Chris is arguably an inversion, as his massive ego seems to stem from the coddling by his mother, and the lazy attitudes of his father.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeHorror Fridge Horror]: When you see all the acts that Chris's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] does, and compare him to the real person, you'll realize that, in a way, ''this comic is his incredbily twisted wish fulfillment, this is exactly how he wants the people he hates to die''.<br /> ** ''Imagine what would happen if he actually had that kind of power.''<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FrivolousLawsuit Frivolous Lawsuit]: He threatened to sue Liquid Chris and ViviG for &quot;selling&quot; ''Sonichu'' merchandise. Because, you know, he clearly owns the rights to his derivative character.<br /> ** Subverted with one 'fan', who just got fed up with all this and contacted [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sega Sega] directly. No results yet.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheFundamentalist The Fundamentalist]: Chris is quick to condemn homosexuals to the fires of hell, but like many fundamentalists is blind to his own transgressions in the eyes of God - he draws pornography, masturbates to pre-existing lesbian porn, threatens to murder people, has made getting laid the focus of his existence, and wears an idol around his neck almost all the time. The CWCki offers a [[Chris and religion|fascinating study]] of his religious beliefs.<br /> ::&quot;''I PRAY TO GOD AND JESUS TO KILL JASON KENDRICK HOWELL!''&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FutureLoser Future Loser]: While he was never sucsessful to begin with, Chris is a pathetic shell of his former, high-school self. And given that he does nothing, he'll undoubtely become a transient, if not die early from his terrible eating habits.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Gaslighting Gaslighting]: Liquid Chris. It counts because the target, albeit already mentally defective, became ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible more]'' mentally defective.<br /> ** And naturally, most fanworks continue this tradition by having Liquid Chris as Christian Weston Chandler and Regular/Solid Chris as Ian Brandon Anderson.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GiftedlyBad Giftedly Bad]: Chris seriously believes that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SmallNameBigEgo his writing and artwork are masterful] and thinks his artistic &quot;talent&quot; is comparable to that of &lt;strike&gt;Michelangelo and Leonardo da Vinci&lt;/strike&gt; Michalanglo and DeVinci, all the while lambasting ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Asperchu]'' for its ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StylisticSuck intentionally]) offensive writing and bad artwork (which are still better than his own).<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GirlOnGirlIsHot Girl On Girl Is Hot]: Despite his homophobia, Chris is okay with lesbians, mostly because he can masturbate to them.<br /> ** Let's remember a few things. He hates gay men because they're gay; he hates straight men (except his dad) because they're straight and take away boyfriend-free girls; he hates asexuals for reasons currently unknown; and he loves lesbians, because they're gay and take otherwise single girls. His hypocrisy is an endless void filled just as infinitely with flawed logic, and he may never understand.<br /> *** Also, in a mailbag where it was pointed out that logically the more gay men there were mean't there would be more single women around, Chris replied that it would make no difference to him. He also has pointed out he began hating the gay population when a woman turned him down because apparently she was a lesbian.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GlassesPull Glasses Pull]: While not always having to do with trolls, Chris dramatically takes off his glasses in his YouTube videos whenever he wants to make a point. This results in him occasionally putting them back on only to dramatically whip them off again.<br /> ** Which is a bit hard to take seriously when you have a strap for them.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodwinsLaw Godwin's Law]: One of ads makes Chris-Chan out to be like Hitler for his propaganda. Though that's a low blow.<br /> ** Yeah. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InsultToRocks Hitler had a girlfriend and a job.] Chris is a rabidly antisemitic psychopathic misogynistic small minded prick with a messiah complex. Godwin's Law is only bad when its not completely accurate.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GoshDangItToHeck Gosh Dang It To Heck]: [[CWC-isms]], which include terms such as &quot;Duck&quot;, &quot;Comeuppance&quot;, and the most famous of all, &quot;China&quot;.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Greed Greed]: While Chris [[Chris_and_money|doesn't care much about money]], he's quite obviously obsessed with acquiring material possessions, [[List of Chris's games|particularly]] [[Card games|various]] [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads|games]], [[List of Chris's PSN video downloads|videos]] and [[List of Chris's Adam &amp; Eve purchases|sex toys]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GreedyJew Greedy Jew]: In Christian's mind, [[Michael Snyder]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GuiltyPleasure Guilty Pleasure]: Is anyone actually proud to admit that they follow the life of Christian Weston Chandler? Probably not, but it's still very entertaining.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HappyPlace Happy Place]: CWCville, to a large extent. It seems strange that Mr. Chandler would put his mortal enemies in there with him, but this at least makes it possible for him to defeat them. To outside observers, on the other hand, CWCville is strongly reminiscent of ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SilentHill Silent Hill]'', a place of mutated monsters that fight and rut for their creator's amusement<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today]: ''All the friggin time!'' Even Sonichu started doing it in episode 20.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeyItsThatGuy Hey, It's That Guy!]: Guru Larry from [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses That Guy With The Glasses], formerly a part of ScrewAttack as ScrewAttack Europe, is in the trolling scene and has even [http://www.youtube.com/user/ScrewAttackEurope interviewed Chris].<br /> ** More recently, another e-famous Briton (Harry Partridge, better known as HappyHarry, the creator of ''Saturday Morning Watchmen'' and ''Hal the Misinterpretive Porn Star'') has shown his true colours with [[:Image:HappyHarryRosechu.jpg|this]] wonderful piece of fanart.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HighOctaneNightmareFuel High Octane Nightmare Fuel]: It's quite easy to send ''Sonichu'' into this territory, and the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DarkerAndEdgier darker] fanfics easily qualify. One that comes to mind is [http://vivig.deviantart.com/art/Girl-Brought-Down-World-CH1-5-102863247 A Girl who Brought Down the World], which is based more upon the author himself than the actual series. Told from the view of a young girl (at least at first), this [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NaNoWriMo NaNoWriMo] project shows what just might happen should anyone as insane as Chris get into power. It's... [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ParanoiaFuel worrisome].<br /> ** The fanfic &quot;[[Fan:Chris Gets Laid|Chris Gets Laid]].&quot; ''Especially'' the beginning. The whole thing is filled to the brim with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HighOctaneNightmareFuel High Octane Nightmare Fuel], but how it starts is just... ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick oh god]''.<br /> *** Recommended listening during the reading session is, of course, entries from the ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SilentHill Silent Hill]'' soundtrack. &quot;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkvJY-YfELs Betrayal]&quot; works well for the climax.<br /> ** Vivian's video &quot;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTTe-1wpYfI please...why...please...why...why...]&quot;, an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MindRape intensely disturbing] theory about what's going on in Chris' head concerning the Megan Saga.<br /> *** Not to mention &quot;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vjzm4MtkRbw Halloween 09 is cancelled :(].&quot; Short but HORRIFYING.<br /> ** One must wonder what the trolls posing as Chris's sweethearts must deal with. While his displays of affection are creepy enough, imagine being the one actually ''receiving'' them. His declarations of love seem to get crazier over time too: for example, compare [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFZGe_qYct4 this video for Julie] to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zWvJ6xOcio this one for Ivy], which was made about a month later. And that's not including his videos aimed at Kacey...<br /> ** One video has him playing out a revenge fantasy on camera where he proceeds to play out slitting [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll Clyde Clash's] throat with an actual knife.<br /> ** Then there's his [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB0KPHqjwZw Creepy Stare.]<br /> ** Hell, pretty much everything Chris Chandler does or says ends up being [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HighOctaneNightmareFuel High Octane Nightmare Fuel] in some form or another.<br /> ** Perhaps the biggest piece of HONF with Chandler, however, is the fairly-recently-come-to-light way about how he [[Chris and reality#Outside of the comics|perceives reality]]. He doesn't think of cartoons and the like as a storytelling medium; he is convinced that all of them, ''including his own work'', exists in a ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhoFramedRogerRabbit Who Framed Roger Rabbit]''-esque Toonland, coexistant to physical reality. This is why he gets so enraged at people who write Sonichu &quot;fanfic&quot; and whatnot, because he perceives this as ''altering reality''. Why is this nightmare fuel? Well, hell, just think about it from his perspective: CWC lives in a world where not just he but ''anyone'' can change the consensus reality ''with the mere power of thought and words''. He essentially lives in an MCEscher painting. Is it any wonder he's so messed up?<br /> *** What makes it really scary is if he really does think all these fictional characters exist, that would by extension make him a mass-murderer.<br /> ** This [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHfZ9XCMUQQ video], which looks like it should be the intro for a documentary about Chris-Chan.<br /> ** There's something... disturbing in his [[:File:445-SonicTotem.JPG|papier-mâché Sonic's eyes]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HilariousInHindsight Hilarious In Hindsight]: In the [http://cwccyoa.110mb.com/liw.htm Lost in Wal-Mart Choose Your Own Adventure, At Your Own Pace], one of the endings has &lt;font color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;Chris becoming a Juggalo after fancying a Wal-Mart employee's Hatchet Man medallion&lt;/font&gt;. Eventually, Chris released [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YWgTHW2NAg this video].<br /> ** Another [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HilariousInHindsight Hilarious In Hindsight] moment (or [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FunnyAneurysmMoment Funny Aneurysm Moment], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YourMileageMayVary Your Mileage May Vary]) is when Chris says that he didn't have a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeathNote Death Note] in a video made shortly after the death of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BillyMays BILLY MAYS]. In an email to Vivian, he says &quot;HAVE A GODDAMN HEART ATTACK RIGHT NOW, THE MOMENT YOU READ THIS MESSAGE, YOU GOD DAMN BITCHING WHORE!&quot;<br /> *** Which is made weirder in hindsight when you realize that despite writing this to her, [[CWC Blog#14 March 2010|he still considers her to be his friend (or as he puts it, &quot;gal-pal&quot;)]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HollywoodToneDeaf Hollywood Tone Deaf]: Chris really cannot sing to save his life.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HomePornMovie Home Porn Movie]: Chris declared that [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The Introduction Image Space is NOT Ad Space (CCS)|he will film himself having sex with a woman for the first (and maybe second) time, and then upload the video on the internet]] so he can finally prove to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll troll]s that HE IS STRAIGHT! Proving that is so important to him, that, if necessary, [[Mailbag 31#In which Chris crosses yet another line|he will film the event without his partner's knowledge and consent]]. And that's not even getting into his previous sex tape of him sharing an intimate moment with a sex doll while shouting Julie's name...<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HurlItIntoTheSun Hurl It Into The Sun]: This is what Chris wants to do to the tobacco supply in earth.<br /> ** Actually, now he wants to dump it all on the moon since &quot;[...][http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger the smell from all that [tobacco]] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm would likely emit from the giant star] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SpaceDoesNotWorkThatWay and stink up our Galaxy].&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hypocrite Hypocrite]: Chris at one point whined about how the winner in a contest he participated in should have been disqualified for breaking the contest rules and then ''admitted to trying to stuff the ballot box in the very same email''. He later sent a complaint to the company about contest participants he thought had violated the rules, saying &quot;It's not a matter of jealousy or loss; it's the principal of rule violations. Justice will be done to the seven people involved in the four violating videos...&quot; The astounding thing is not so much his hypocrisy as the sheer off-handedness with which he admits to cheating immediately after whining about how the contest winner broke the rules, as if he has no clue how such behavior [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JerkAss makes him look].<br /> ** Furthermore, he is outraged when people steal his characters. If he steals from [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Nintendo Nintendo], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sega Sega], or anyone else, though... that's licensed parody.<br /> ** Chris is a massive hypocrite, often telling people one thing in order to get with their good graces (e.g. saying he doesn't have a problem with gay people when fans threaten to abandon the comic) and ''immediately'' contradicting it (e.g. saying he doesn't have a problem with gay people at the start of a video, and spending the rest of the video bashing gay people. It's possible that at least part of this is due to the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrutalHonesty Brutal Honesty] mentioned above; it's the clash between Chris's desire to suck up to his fans and his complete inability to control what comes out of his mouth). In fact, let's just say this: When Chris extols the virtues of Truth and Honesty, it's ''his version of the truth'' and ''what he honestly hopes the other guy will believe.''<br /> *** Similarly, he brings up how Michael Snyder is a Jewish name, brings up how he doesn't have anything against Jews (which, given that he brought up the subject in the first place, is suspect), then ends the video using &quot;Jew&quot; as an insult like he was [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SouthPark Eric Cartman].<br /> ** The Mailbag feature on his website is a goldmine for Chris' golden nuggets of hypocrisy, as trolls feed him constantly with messages asking for advice, which Chris is more than happy to dispense but never actually take into consideration himself. He frequently lambasts the posters for being immature and telling them to grow up (when he himself [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ManChild still lives with his parents, spends all of his money on toys and video games and acts like an angry five-year-old when he can't get his way]), get a job (while he has only managed to hold a job for two months of his entire life) and stop using his characters without his permission (but he will not hesitate to copy &quot;fan&quot;-characters and change them&lt;sup&gt;* i.e. remove any personality they may have had&lt;/sup&gt; without bothering to ask first, and will stubbornly claim that the character was his all along when someone calls him out on it, even if that someone is the creator of that character) and slandering him (whereas he is quite content with drawing cartoonish, demonized versions of the people who antagonize him, on the internet as well as real life, and then drawing himself [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DisproportionateRetribution ruining their lives and/or killing them brutally]).<br /> *** As an added bonus, the reason why he thinks he has so much power over Sonichu fan-characters is because he has a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DidNotDoTheResearch Copyright] for Sonichu. So that means ''his'' mashup is perfectly acceptable in the face of two giant corporations, while nobody but him is allowed to do anything ''Sonichu''-related if he doesn't approve of it.<br /> ** Chris called ''Asperchu'' &quot;Vulgar Fanfiction&quot;, despite he himself writing a series that takes place in some combination universe of Pokemon and Sonic, with various characters having sex and talking dirty.<br /> ** http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Image:SchuComic10P98.jpg This &quot;ad.&quot; (Hotlinking redirected to a virus, copy-paste the address) Yes, that's a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaptainErsatz Captain Ersatz]. Talking about how ripping off is wrong. Chris sees nothing wrong with this.<br /> *** Be fair; A [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaptainErsatz Captain Ersatz] isn't a ripoff, it's an homage. Chris doesn't use ersatzen because he thinks he's being original rather than knowing he's basing things on other things as a tribute.<br /> **** Then how about Chris using not a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaptainErsatz Captain Ersatz] [[:File:Bugsbunny.jpg|but the Bugs Bunny himself]] to condemn &lt;strike&gt;a troll pretending to be&lt;/strike&gt; Jimmy Hill for &quot;stealing&quot; ''Sonichu''?<br /> ** Christian expects women to accept the fact that he's autistic and love him anyway... but at the same time [[:File:IwouldntfeelcomfortableMySpace.jpg|he made it clear that he wouldn't be interested in dating autistic women]]. He even noted: &quot;Although I, myself, am High-Functionally Autistic, but that's beside the point&quot;, with no hint of him realizing his hypocrisy.<br /> *** He doesn't want a girlfriend, he wants a beautiful and obedient &lt;strike&gt;sex slave&lt;/strike&gt; &lt;strike&gt;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudWasRight mother]&lt;/strike&gt; [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick sex slave and mother combined].<br /> *** In fact, the whole subject of Christian's attitude towards other people with autism/Asperger syndrome/physical deformities etc. is a goldmine of his hypocrisy. Chris uses his autism as a crutch and feels it entitles him to being a recipient of everyone's pity and admiration; at the same time, he gladly admits that he doesn't like to associate with other people with autism, especially people with low-functioning autism, because &quot;[[IRC (17 December 2008)|it would be like looking through a window to hell to me]]&quot;, which is why he doesn't want to volunteer to help them. His views about people with facial deformities that make it impossible for them to speak clearly or people with Asperger syndrome [[Mailbag 5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped|are]] [[Mailbag 11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias|vomit-]][[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|inducing]] as well.<br /> ** Don't forget how he whines and rages about the trolls &quot;ruining&quot; his life while himself is an horrendous troll who doesn't hesitate to insult, menace, curse and even (attempt to) vandalize other people's sites just because they don't give him blind praise or refuse to obey his selfish demands like good, obedient SLAVES. He also [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean#Description|asks his &quot;TRUE and LOYAL fanbase&quot; to troll people he doesn't like]].<br /> |}<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;prettytable collapsible collapsed&quot;<br /> !Tropes found in Trolling, Trollfics, and RealLife: I-P<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IKnowMortalKombat I Know Mortal Kombat]: You could call [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXMP1XmD-cg this] a pretty spectacular aversion. The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS_z-kM64rM fan] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKXtDWOuL4U remixes] are almost as good.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImYourBiggestFan I'm Your Biggest Fan]: [[Robert Simmons V]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IneffectualDeathThreats Ineffectual Death Threats]: Again, all the freaking time!<br /> ** &quot;I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!!&quot;<br /> ** '''&quot;DIIIIIEEEE YOOOOOOUUUU!&quot;'''<br /> ** &quot;ENNNNNNNNGH! I'll '''SSSTRANGLE''' that Clyde Cash!&quot;<br /> ** One of the most unsettling examples is him apparently threatening to kill Youtube user vivitheg and her family. Why? She made audiobooks of the comics, with annotations that mock the various plotholes, inconsistencies and so on. Chris only really noticed them when she announced that DVDs of the audiobooks would be released, and that's when he started raging over her trying to make money off of ''Sonichu''. This was then followed up with Vivian leaking an e-mail he sent to her, in which he wished for her to die of a &quot;goddamn heart attack&quot;.<br /> ** I'm not afraid to '''SHOW MY FANGS!!!'''<br /> ** He has also [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|threatened]] the creator of Asperchu by saying that the ''spirit of his dead dog was going to enter his dreams and eat his soul.''<br /> ** He's also tried to threaten CWCki... [[CWC Blog#14 March 2010|with a knife]]. The worst thing is that Chris is convinced that his latest ex-&quot;sweetheart's&quot; personal information was removed from CWCki because CWCki people were scared of his earlier threats.&lt;sup&gt;* The truth is that the woman herself demanded its removal.&lt;/sup&gt; This &quot;victory&quot; will probably lead Chris to resort to threats more often in the future, and to make his threats more violent.<br /> *** And here we go: &quot;[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|I will find you, I will cut you up, I will beat you up, I will knock you on your backside, stand on your gut like a log roller, and roll your fat right through your skull! Blow it wide open!]]&quot;<br /> ** &quot;I am going to SHOVE YOUR ASS, DOWN YOUR THROAT, and MAKE you EAT YOUR '''''UNDERWEAAAAR'''''!&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InspirationallyDisadvantaged Inspirationally Disadvantaged]: So, so, so averted.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InternetBackdraft Internet Backdraft]: A troll convinced a thirteen-year-old kid to fake being a woman and call Chris. Chris, like with many other &quot;Gal-Pals&quot;, got an obsession with &quot;her&quot;, and the events that followed lead to phone sex and a leaked sex video (don't worry - it's Chris and his blow-up doll pretending the doll to be the kid, when he didn't learn of the gender). When some of the trolls found out about the age, there was a huge troll backdraft... and it was on [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica ED] of all places.<br /> ** Not to mention &quot;Twin Falling Towers.&quot;<br /> ** Chris using the N-word to insult Surfshack Tito also pissed off trolls. In fact, it might have been one of the main reasons why trolls decided to vandalize CWCipedia.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InternetMimic Internet Mimic]: A very large number of trolls imitate his rather... ''unique'' style of writing which usually consists of: ALL CAPS AT ANY MOMENT THAT NEEDS STRONG EMOTION, Capitalizing Every Important Part Of A Sentence, using certain phrases repeatedly as if they were proper nouns&lt;sup&gt;* &quot;I do not listen to those who overreact and condescend to me with LOUD Tones and '''Harshest Attitudes'''.&quot;&lt;/sup&gt; and aping his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnusualEuphemism 'CWC-isms'].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InternetToughGuy Internet Tough Guy]: He has threatened people with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FrivolousLawsuit Frivolous Lawsuit]s and Curse-ye-hamehas because they mocked him or plagiarized his work. &lt;font color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;It doesn't work if the work is derived from another Intellectual Property.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> ** Now Chris has switched a gear and directly menaces people with brutally killing them with his ridiculously tiny knife. It ''still'' doesn't works because Chris is a well known real-life coward who immediately begs, whines and backpedals at the first sign of danger.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Irony Irony]: It's rather strange that Chris, nominally a devout Christian, is a fan of ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Family Guy]'', a series which has been [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Understatement downright vitriolic towards religion in general, most specifically Christianity].<br /> ** Not to mention how a Season 9 episode of ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Family Guy]'' delivered a not-so-subtle message against people like Chris.<br /> ** Another to add on is that as much as Chris hates gay men, he hates [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoesNotLikeMen men in general] for &quot;taking all the pretty girls away with none for him to choose from.&quot; If there were more gay men, he wouldn't have this problem, now would he?<br /> *** He wouldn't have the problem of women brushing him off with claims of boyfriends, you mean. He'd still have the problem of being an astoundingly creepy narcissist harboring violent revenge fantasies of everyone who has ever crossed him (in reality or his mind) and an apparent lack of boundaries with women he's sexually infatuated with. For some reason, women have trouble getting past that part.<br /> *** In one of the Mailbags, someone actually told Chris that if there were more gay men, he would have less romantic rivals. [[Mailbag 22#The implications of this are staggering|Chris claimed that still wouldn't help him, because... well... yeah]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItsAllAboutMe It's All About Me]: How about the fact that Chris only started ''Sonichu'' the comic series as an accomplishment he could brag about to potential girlfriend candidates, and in fact appears in said comic as the main character's father, the mayor of the city where most of the action takes place, as well as his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodModeSue God Mode Sue] alter-ego with ridiculous [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ComboPlatterPowers Combo Platter Powers] and a Transformer for a car? And this is only the premise...<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItGotWorse It Got Worse]: Initially, /v/ only knew two things about Chris. He made a horrible fancomic, and he stalked girls at the mall. Now the trolling has a separate board dedicated to trolling Chris and an entire wiki documenting his life. This happened in the space of a few years.<br /> ** Also, Chris-chan's life in general.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JerkassWoobie Jerkass Woobie]: On one hand, Chris is a horribly prejudiced individual with delusions of grandeur and is completely out of touch with reality and other people, while on the other he does seem to have genuine problems that Trolls absolutely delight in taking advantage of and enjoy tormenting far in excess in what he deserves if they would have just ignored him. However, it gets harder and harder to feel sorry for him the more you read about him.<br /> ** Chris ''wants'' to be [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWoobie The Woobie], (in fact, he seems to think the best way to get a girlfriend is to get women to date him out of pity) but it [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Understatement doesn't quite work.] In fact, one reason the CWCki seems to exist is to make sure that no one is fooled by Chris's &quot;poor me&quot; act by presenting and preserving all his abhorrent behavior.<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EnsembleDarkhorse Bob] could also qualify as a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JerkassWoobie Jerkass Woobie]. A redneck racist and homophobic (he grew up before the Civil Rights Movement, unlike Chris), two of his children want nothing to do with him, the youngest refuses to move out or do anything at all to better himself, and he's stuck in a bad marriage with the youngest's mother. Not to mention that he has to put up with trolling ''and'' being plastered over the internet by his idiot son. He seems to be genuinely lonely as well, based on his interactions with trolls.<br /> *** Although given what we know about both Bob and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhiteSheep one of his sons], it's likely that the kids are perfectly justified in wanting nothing to do with the sod.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JustifyingEdit Justifying Edit]: The CWCki will often have sections of pages that will try to explain the contents of the article. For example, they say that Chris's incredibly hypocritical look at the Bible is probably due to his priest (the only authority he acknowledges) being incredibly liberal when it comes to alternate interpretations.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Kayfabe Kayfabe]: For example, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BillyMays Billy Mays] from PVCC is &lt;strike&gt;not&lt;/strike&gt; dead and was &lt;strike&gt;not&lt;/strike&gt; replaced by Anthony Sullivan, Ryan and Clyde Cash did &lt;strike&gt;not&lt;/strike&gt; kill themselves, Liquid Chris is &lt;strike&gt;an impostor&lt;/strike&gt; the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler, and Solid Chris is &lt;strike&gt;Christian Weston Chandler&lt;/strike&gt; an impostor called Ian Brandon &lt;strike&gt;Anderson&lt;/strike&gt; [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OverlyLongGag Something].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KickTheDog Kick The Dog]: Chris does this on a regular basis.<br /> ** A prime example is poor sonichuizcool, a young, mentally retarded girl who was almost certainly the only genuine fan Chris ever had. He, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EpicFail of course], mocked her and her disabilities until she went away because he decided, without anything vaguely resembling evidence, that she was a troll. This was before Chris was heavily targeted by actual trolls, so you can't even chalk it up to paranoia.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KidsAreCruel Kids Are Cruel]: Even when he deserved it, one does have to admit that what BlueSpike (13 years) did with Chris (Playing with him, making him do disgusting/humiliating things, including breaking his medallion and ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AssShove shoving the pieces up his own ass]'') was cruel. He also seemed to enjoy torturing him.<br /> ** And voluntarily spending hours listening to Chris masturbating. It's probably safe to say that he's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CreepyChild got a few screws loose] himself.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KillEmAll Kill Em All]: What seems to be going on in season 2... which is shaping up to be WAY better than season 1!<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KnifeNut Knife Nut]: Chris somehow managed to obtain a knife. Judging by the fact that in a short period of time he threatened [[Don't Mess With Me|Clyde Cash]], [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|some other troll]] [[CWC Blog#14 March 2010|and the editors of CWCki]] with it, having a knife makes him feel powerful and he thinks it will solve all his problems. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SarcasmMode This of course doesn't make him look creepy and mentally unbalanced at all.]<br /> ** It makes him look like future Prison or Mental Asylum material if he doesn't puts an end to it.<br /> ** You have to wonder just how dangerous a 2-inch penknife really is in the hands of someone who takes [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OverlyLongFightingAnimation at least 5 seconds to pull it out and open it with both hands]. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EpicFail When he manages to open it at all].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KnightTemplar Knight Templar]: Subverted. He tries to make himself look like one, but it's clear that the only thing fuelling his self-righteousness is ego.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KnowNothingKnowItAll Know Nothing Know It All]: Chris repeatedly proves that he knows nothing about relationships, sex, parenting, copyright, drawing and several other subjects. That of course doesn't stop him from considering himself the greatest expert ever on these subjects and offering advice on them to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll fans].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LackOfEmpathy Lack Of Empathy]: Chris is a terrifying combination of Autism, which makes it difficult for him to understand when and how to be empathetic, Narcissism which makes him incredibly self centered and a child-like naïvete which makes him simply unaware of what other people consider traumatic. When he ''comforts'' people he usually says &quot;move on&quot; or starts talking about how his dog died. To provide a particularly grisly example, [[Twitter#02 March 2010|when he tweeted about his father's hospitalization]] as a result of congested heart failure, his main concern was apparently his own level of stress, thanks to only getting four hours of sleep. His [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hatedom fanbase] had to wait more than two months until Chris finally decided to [[Some Favored Comedians|briefly mention]] that his father recovered... even though in the meantime he posted a few tweets and blog entries, as well as several new videos, raging or ranting on various subjects mostly related to himself, but not even mentioning what was happening to his father. Bob is in his eighties and has had four heart attacks; his hospitalization isn't something that should be taken so lightly.<br /> ** To be fair, his father isn't the most likable person there is; it's not a very good [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudianExcuse Freudian Excuse] but neither are great people. Bob's only popular becuase he antagonizes Chris.<br /> ** Let's face it, at this point, it's likely that it's finally impossible for Chris to even understand ''humanity or basic emotion''.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LarynxDissonance Larynx Dissonance]: Mary Lee Walsh in ''Sonichu: The Animated Series''. By her second appearance, she has a very [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheVentureBrothers Dr. Girlfriend-esque] voice, despite the fact that every other female character is voiced by either an actual girl or someone at least trying to attempt a girl's voice.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheLeisureSuitLarry The Leisure Suit Larry]: Chris has elements of this: He's been dedicated to his ''Love Quest'' for years now, but his methods have been [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Understatement modestly questionable] (he used to loiter around shopping malls drawing comics and playing with his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NintendoDS Nintendo DS], hoping a Boyfriend-Free Girl would eventually notice him). In fact, the only reason the ''Sonichu'' comic exists in the first place is so that Chris would have at least one significant accomplishment with which to impress potential mates.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LegacyCharacter Legacy Character]: Many trolls adopt the persona of the Man in the Pickle Suit, a shadowy and nefarious figure whom Chris believes masterminds the trolling efforts.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LimitedWardrobe Limited Wardrobe]: Just like his comic character, he tends to wear the same style of shirts over and over again. A line in the comic about how he couldn't even imagine himself in the lead of a story he was reading unless he looked at himself in the mirror to remember his appearance seems to indicate why he wants his appearance to be as static as possible (and perhaps why he can't see himself as being overweight).<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LiteralMinded Literal Minded]: Due to combination of his autism, unwillingness to learn [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Understatement and just not being very smart in general], [[Chris and English#Semantics|Chris tends to interpret figurative speech literally]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters Loads And Loads Of Characters]: Between Chris, his immediate family, his extended family, his gal-pals, his &quot;sweethearts&quot;, and his trolls, there are easily over 40 people to keep track of.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LogicBomb Logic Bomb]: At one point during ''A Girl who Brought Down the World'', the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] must stop Chris from having sex with her. She does this by telling him that he can have sex with her, but only if it's a threesome with another man. Cue Chris leaving the room in confusion.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LoveAtFirstSight Love At First Sight]: Basically every single couple in the comic, while Chandler himself is a big proponent of this as well, falling in love with pretty much any female he has extended contact with, and on one occasion actually ''proposing'' to a woman he had never actually met. He seems to think he'll marry the first woman he has a successful date with.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LoveMakesYouCrazy Love Makes You Crazy]: On the silly end of the spectrum is Chris making videos for his girlfriend's pet hermit crabs and hopping around like the Easter bunny. On the scary end of the spectrum are videos like [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBUzZowEt1E For My Sweetest Ivy]. All for the same girl, incidentally, who made Chris ''particularly'' strange.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LoveTriangle Love Triangle]: First there was Chris/Blanca Weiss/Sarah Jackson triangle, which ended when Sarah died in a car crash (don't worry, Chris moved on). Later there were Chris/PandaHalo/&lt;strike&gt;BlueSpike&lt;/strike&gt;Julie ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HilarityEnsues hilarity ensued] when Panda and Julie &quot;[[IRC (04 January 2009)|found out]]&quot; that Chris was a two-timer) and Chris/PandaHalo/Clyde Cash (who [[IRC (21 January 2009)|hinted]] that he wouldn't mind turning this into an OT3) triangles, which ended when &lt;strike&gt;Panda died in a bushfire&lt;/strike&gt; Chris convinced himself that Panda died in a bushfire (don't worry, Chris moved on). And later there was Solid Chris/Kacey/Liquid Chris triangle, which ended with Kacey dumping Solid Chris and marrying Liquid (don't worry, at the same time Solid managed to &quot;[[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|copyright]]&quot; ''Sonichu'', which was enough for him to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RunningGag move on]).<br /> ** He moved on before that. He practically said Liquid could have Kacey as long as Solid was acknowledged as being the real Christian Weston Chandler.<br /> ** The Ivy Saga wasn't free of these either. Even though Ivy was the recipient of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NightmareFuel particularly memorable] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LoveMakesYouCrazy displays of Chris' affection], said affection did't stop Chris from cybering with &lt;strike&gt;a troll&lt;/strike&gt; Vanessa Hudgens.<br /> ** Christian's videos from mid-March 2010 are somewhat incoherent, but it looks like he is convinced that a mysterious troll nicknamed Surfshack Tito &quot;stole&quot; his latest &quot;sweetheart&quot; from him. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MurderTheHypotenuse And for that reason Chris wants to murder him.]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LyingCreator Lying Creator]: &quot;Original characters&quot; my ass.<br /> ** One hilarious one that could have easily been averted was accusations that Rosechu was male because she lacks the shortened tail female Raichus have in the 4th Generation Pokemon games. How? By initially explaining how Rosechu was created prior to the 4th generation games. Instead, he edits a portion of his comic to show Rosechu having a blunted tail like 4th Generation female Raichus, and claims it's been this way the entire time. Even if he did edit the source as well, there's still countless things he's drawn with Rosechu that do not have a blunted tail. Because he follows this logic, trolls now acknowledge that Rosechu was always [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Transvestite male].<br /> *** In [[Mailbag 49#Revisionist history|Mailbag 49]] someone actually pointed out to Chris that he could handle the issue by stating that Rosechu was created before there were gender differences in Pokémon games. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SureWhyNot Chris agreed]... and then once again claimed that he never drew Raichu with pointed tail.<br /> ** For a better list on how much he lies, [[Lies|check here.]]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ManChild Man Child]: Chris is pretty much the dictionary definition of this trope, with a hint of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PsychopathicManchild Psychopathic Manchild]: Both his family and his welfare check have allowed him to live as a child eternally, playing [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TabletopGames/Pokemon children's card games], filling his bedroom with toys, spending all his disposable income ([[Chris and money|and more!]]) on games and exhibiting the [[Chris and art|artistic abilities]] and [[Chris and anger|social skills]] of a 6-year-old.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MassHypnosis Mass Hypnosis]: In response to an increasing number of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll fans] who claimed that they won't read ''Sonichu'' anymore and that ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Asperchu]'' is better, Chris released [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|this video]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MathematiciansAnswer Mathematician's Answer]: In one of the [[Mailbag 28|Mailbags:]]<br /> ::'''kaybear@mail.com:''' You're almost 28. Why do you think you are still a virgin at your age?<br /> ::'''Chris:''' Because I still have not ever had sexual intercourse.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MeaningfulRename Meaningful Rename]: In 1992, after &quot;the bear,&quot; a performer in a bear costume playing in a band at the local mall, confused Christopher's name for Christian, the young Mr. Chandler took it as a sign from God to change his first name to Christian.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MemeticMolester Memetic Molester]: Chris. Especially regarding poor Megan.<br /> ** The Megan fiasco is actually quite unsettling when you find out more about it; from the e-mails she sent him telling him to stop touching her, to his attempt to take her to a hotel in an apparent bid to have sex with her.<br /> *** There is absolutely nothing &quot;memetic&quot; about it when you consider Megan.<br /> ** The scariest part of the whole thing is that Chris claimed that if he ''hadn't'' drawn porn of her, he &quot;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NearRapeExperience might actually have done something really dumb and stupid].&quot; [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralEventHorizon Jesus. Christ].<br /> *** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeLogic And drawing porn of your own best friend isn't something really dumb and stupid?]<br /> *** Compared to the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AttemptedRape alternative], it's Mensa material, especially since the porn finally convinced his friend to get the hell away from him. That's not what Chris intended, of course, but, really, who cares?<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MemeticMutation Memetic Mutation]<br /> ** &quot;Get away from the Internet! I'm cuttin' it down, right now!&quot; Bob Chandler, Internet Lumberjack.<br /> *** From the same Saga: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick &quot;Julay! JULAAAAAAAAAAAY!&quot;] (Though that one's become an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OverusedRunningGag Overused Running Gag] by now.)<br /> ** [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]].<br /> ** And who can forget [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PsychopathicManchild &quot;I NAME IS NOT IAN! BRANDON! SOMETHING!&quot;] [sic]<br /> ** Many &quot;CWCisms,&quot; to the point that he practically has his own tropes, used here (&quot;pedofork,&quot; &quot;virgin with rage,&quot; &quot;dirty, crapped briefs,&quot; and so forth. Basically, any particular phrasing you see twice in even ''this article'' came from something Chris-chan said, or was found on the wiki that is frequently linked to here.)<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NotListeningToMeAreYou Your meme has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MinorInjuryOverreaction Minor Injury Overreaction]: Count Graduon, the head honcho villain of the comics, is named for Chris's graduation, at which he cried because he didn't get an award for his art &quot;skills&quot;. Most villains based on real people are demonized versions of those who were upholding the law against public solicitation of sex and gave him the appropriate punishment.<br /> ** He has also [[9 February 2010|declared]] the loss of his personal wiki, of all things, the worst thing he has suffered and declared his wish to execute the people presumed responsible. And later he actually had them tortured and executed in his comic.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MisaimedMarketing Misaimed Marketing]: Chris is outraged by the fact that, despite its hideously chauvinistic ad campaigns, Axe body spray is mostly popular among gay men.<br /> ** While technically not marketed, Chris's comic is aimed at children. Its readers consist mainly of either trolls or troll sympathizers.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MissionFromGod Mission From God]: Chris ''will'' get laid. Not to prove his heterosexuality. Not because that's what he thinks being an adult is all about. No, he will get laid so that he may father Crystal Weston Chandler, because GodJesus ''commands'' it.<br /> ** Though it seems that proving his heterosexuality is at least equally important to him (see [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HomePornMovie Home Porn Movie] above).<br /> ** It's also worth noting that Chris Chan is a bit selective about which missions from GodJesus he accepts. He tried to justify his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/QuestForSex Quest For Sex] claiming that God and Jesus ordered him to father a daughter in one of his dreams... but in the same dream he also supposedly saw himself having an office job, and yet [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSlacker we don't see him engaging in any &quot;quest for office job&quot;].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoeAnthropomorphism Moe Anthropomorphism]: [[CWCki:CWCki-tan|CWCki-tan]], the CWCki's official mascot.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoneyDearBoy Money Dear Boy]: Chris, after wishing death on her several times, made Audiobook director Vivitheg a peace offering via email, apologising for his rash attitude. He then asked that he be paid for 25% of any profits made from anything related to the Audiobooks. Smooth, Chris.<br /> ** She complied by giving him 100% of all profits. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItMakesSenseInContext And the audiobook is free].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoodWhiplash Mood Whiplash]: Regular viewers of his online hijinks alternate between sympathy for Chris on the one hand and angry impatience with his conceited idiocy/occasional expressions of prejudice on the other. Just about every comments section for his videos has several people remarking that they &quot;remember why&quot; they don't always feel sorry for him.<br /> ** Christian's habit of finishing his statements with wishing everyone a good day or showing a peace sign sometimes creates unintentional Mood Whiplash. For example, Chris wished everyone a good day right after [[Attraction Sign|writing: &quot;And to all MEN with girlfriends, except marrieds and blacks, go jump off a cliff&quot;]], or [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|yelling that HE WILL STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!]]<br /> ::&quot;Death to the trolls, peace to everyone else.&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralEventHorizon Moral Event Horizon]: Bluespike, though there is some debate as to whether it was making Chris destroy his medal and put the remains where the sun doesn't shine or yelling at him to burn down his house.<br /> ** There's also Bluespike being a thirteen-year-old and having phone sex with Chris. This enraged a great deal of Chris trolls.<br /> ** Chris himself has done a couple of things that could be considered MEHs, such as the creation of ShecameforCWC.JPG or his reaction to Panda's supposed rape (or really, ''anything'' involving Chris and rape, as he has a rather... [[Chris and rape|skewed]] opinion on the subject). If not those two, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCDjrjr3b7M his mocking of 9/11] certainly counts. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenEvilHasStandards It even pissed off the trolls!]<br /> *** Don't worry, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNDfdFCHU2U he apologized]... and reused the Twin Towers picture... as candles on a cake... aflame... which he snuffs out.<br /> ** He spent half a year mourning the death of his dog. It is known that he broke down in tears over it half a year after the event transpired. Panda, on the other hand? Twelve hours later he was cybering with Julie.<br /> ** And speaking of Bluespike, during the conversation he clearly cared more for his PSN than he did &quot;Julie.&quot;<br /> ** Then there was the leaked email exchange between Chris where his half-brother is begging him for help resolving questions he has about his parentage... and Chris ignores this to ask for his help with ballot-stuffing an internet contest. Yes, he's that cold and self-centered even with his own ''flesh and blood''.<br /> ** How about Chris responding to the death of a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll fan] with a copied-and-pasted message about how &quot;[their] letter has been read fully, and [their] thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement&quot;?<br /> *** To be fair, the whole thing was blatantly fake.<br /> **** Christian thought it was real, though.<br /> ** Don't forget how Christian Chandler attempted to run over a Mall guard with &lt;strike&gt;his&lt;/strike&gt; his mother's car after they kicked him out for soliciting sex.<br /> ** If Michael Snyder is telling the truth - [[6 June 2010|which, if you read between lines, Chris-Chan himself pretty much confirmed]] - Chris taking photos of Snyder's daughter and attempting to run him over with a car. Chris claims he was taking pictures of Snyder to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DartboardOfHate throw darts at it], and that Michael jumped on his car. The former does sound plausible, given Chris as a person, though it may not be the whole truth. The latter... not so much.<br /> ** He shows no distraught over the death of his own father. The only thing stopping him from undoubtely being a Complete Monster is the fact he can't act out his twisted imagination in real life.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MyBelovedSmother My Beloved Smother]: Chris's mother Barbara seems to be pretty damn overbearing of him... quite possibly to an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoYay improper] degree.&lt;sup&gt;* Chris himself admitted that [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|he confides in her about his masturbation habits]], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick so really, anything is possible here].&lt;/sup&gt; It's clear that her constant pampering and indulgence of Chris and his antics, along with her obvious reluctance to seek any actual professional assistance for Chris and his disadvantages, played a major role in turning Chris into the reclusive, socially inept and narcissistic [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JerkAss Jerkass] that he is today. When it comes to her treatment of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWoobie poor old Cole Smithey], though, she crosses the line into out-and-out [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AbusiveParents abusiveness].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NamesTheSame Name's The Same]: Whoever Ian Brandon Anderson ''really'' is, he's probably not the frontman for Jethro Tull. That's Ian ''Scott'' Anderson.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Narm Narm]: Chris' personal conduct is a great source of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Narm Narm] because his entire self-image seems to be a stunning example of either rampant self-deception, [http://gagne.homedns.org/~tgagne/contrib/unskilled.html this phenomenon in action], or some combination of both. He seems to be blissfully unaware of what a laughable failure on virtually every level he is and to genuinely believe himself to be an intelligent, nice, handsome, strong man [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWoobie who has endured horrible and totally undeserved suffering], and whose enemies are only out to get him because they're bigoted against autistics or otherwise bad people, and he conducts himself accordingly. This results in all sorts of unintentional comedy. Like him [[I AM STRONG|trying to]] [[Chris Loses It|be intimidating]]. And him responding to being called on his complete lack of worldly accomplishments by [[Father Call|making simple household chores like pulling weeds out to be some kind of heroic effort and suggesting they're comparable to serving in the Gulf War]]. Or [[Tobacky|claiming to have an IQ of over 300 while demonstrating he has no clue how big the solar system is]] and that [[Semen#Recycling|he apparently thinks]] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailBiologyForever you can &quot;recycle&quot; ejaculate back into your sperm count by swallowing it]. Or writing such narmy lines as &quot;[http://www.encyclopediadramatica.rs/Chris-chan/Megan_Saga my heart was hit so bad, that it sprung a leak... it leaked pain, torment and the deep feelings I had held in for so long. *sigh*]&quot;, which are hilarious when you contrast his rhetoric with what his conduct suggests about the true nature of his emotional life (namely that he's a selfish, egotistical, borderline sociopathic man-child whose &quot;pain&quot; and &quot;torment&quot; is mostly resentment at the world not always accomodating his king-sized sense of entitlement).<br /> ** [[:File:Chrisreply3.PNG|&quot;Do me a favor, draw a VAGINA on my Rosechu; Rosechu IS A GIRL; SHE NEVER HAD A FREAKIN' PICKLE!!!! IF I SEE ONE MORE FREAKIN' PICKLE, AND YOU MAY SPREAD THIS QUOTE TO OTHER ADULT FAN ARTISTS, I WILL CREATE YOU IN SOUL CALIBUR III AND BEAT YOU UP LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!!!&quot;]]<br /> ** &quot;[[Mailbag 21#In which Chris receives a letter from the son of God|I feel like I am quick-decisive, I can move like a ninja, and my mind is sharp.]]&quot;<br /> ** &quot;[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENTER NEW TERRITORY THAT MAY OPEN NEW CREATIVE DOORS WITHIN YOUR MIND. ARE YOU 18 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER?]]&quot;. Because nothing opens new creative doors within one's mind like [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FetishRetardant atrociously drawn Rule 34 pictures].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NationalStereotypes National Stereotypes]: It seems that Christian's entire &quot;knowledge&quot; of [[War Paint Video|Native Americans]] or [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|&quot;Brits, Irish and Scots&quot;]] consists of nothing more than these stereotypes.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NauseaFuel Nausea Fuel]: &quot;Recycling.&quot; Why ''why WHY'' would you film yourself... [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WaterfallPuke ugh]...<br /> ** You will never look at fanta the same way again.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NeutralEvil Neutral Evil]: Chris doesn't feel the slightiest remorse when he dishes death threats, begs Jesus to kill his &quot;enemies&quot; and tries to use the superpowers that he thinks he have to doom anyone who doesn't like him to Hell for all eternity. He comments (and feels PROUD) to have attempted to run over a mall guard with &lt;strike&gt;his&lt;/strike&gt; his mother's car after said guard kicked him out for soliciting sex, AND also comments he needs to masturbate to &quot;keep his hormones under control and keep himself from assaulting women.&quot; He only cares about himself, feels completely justified to do whatever it takes to get what he wants, feels absolutely NO remorse for the horrendous things he does to others, and absolutely refuses to admit he may be wrong after all. Some people honestly think that it's a matter of time until Christian ends up causing a tragedy IRL and his victims will never know why.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NeverLiveItDown Never Live It Down]: Chris only used the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnusualEuphemism Unusual Euphemism] &quot;niggos&quot; (instead of &quot;n----rs&quot;) once, but it's been mocked endlessly. (BlueSpike was trying to make him say ''&quot;BILLY MAYS is the new mayor of CWCville, and Christian Chandler will be thrown in CWCville jail, where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers.&quot;'', but Chris changed the last word.)<br /> ** And now, the sequel: insulting a troll by calling him &quot;n----r&quot;. Time only tells if he'll ever live this one down either.<br /> ** And dirty crapped briefs. And the photo of him in his mother's underwear. And drinking his semen. And... yeah, Chris tends to get a lot of these.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NeverMyFault Never My Fault]: Chris absolutely '''will not''' ever admit that he is at fault for any of the bad things that happen to him, even [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm saying his elementary school board was somehow to blame for his adult failures.]<br /> ** One of the more infamous episodes also doubled as a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralEventHorizon Moral Event Horizon] for many. Megan, who by all accounts, by even the most jaded trolls, was an absolute saint for wanting to be friends with Chris, continuing to hang out with him even after he endlessly tried to touch her, was convinced they were dating when she made it ''emphatically'' clear that they were not, and in general was just an all round Jerkass to her. Then, after he started getting trolled, in a ''bizarre'' move, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChaoticStupid somehow expecting doing so would make him &quot;victorious&quot;] uploaded several self made rule 34 drawings, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TooDumbToLive including one of Megan]. She, very apporpriately, was horrified, and severed all ties with Chris, finally having had enough of his sexual harrassment. Chris to this day blames the trolls for driving away his only friend. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NiceJobBreakingItHero Nice Job Breaking It Hero].<br /> ** He also blames his failure at getting a girlfriend on the &quot;Infinitely High Boyfriend Factor,&quot; apparently not realizing that, first off, claiming to be in a relationship already is a handy way to not give someone you have no intention of dating your number without just saying &quot;you're fat, ugly, and creepy.&quot; He also absolutely refuses to acknowledge that the manner in which he acts, including but not limited to, blatant sexism, unwanted touching, poor hygiene, and insistence on discussing his comic with all potential dates, tends to act as a deterrent for the opposite sex.<br /> ** While he never actually blames outside individuals for this one, whenever a new troll poses as a girlfriend for him (there have been literally dozens), many white knights feel compelled to warn him over and over that they are trolls, but he refuses to listen to them. It's quite ironic; he thinks the trolls are white knights, and the white knights are trolls. When the troll eventually reveals themselves, Chris' reaction is invariably him displaying shock, and claiming he never could have seen it coming.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NiceJobBreakingItHero Nice Job Breaking It Hero]: Chris removed the wifi antenna from his PS3 in an attempt to get rid of a bug that was put on it.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Noob Noob]: Despite spending the majority of his time and income on gaming, Chris has been described as &quot;pretty terrible at all the games he played&quot;, routinely losing to small children before he got banned from The Game Place.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NotListeningToMeAreYou Not Listening To Me Are You]: Typically noticeable in phone conversations, plus having to be prodded just to give a response in RL conversations.<br /> ** &quot;Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.&quot; - Infamous response to multiple letters in Mailbag 52. One of which was a widow informing Chris her husband died due to his inaction. He claims to have been simply stumped on what else to say. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Facepalm Except he does the same to an automated message regarding the memorial.]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NotQuiteDead Not Quite Dead]: Clyde Cash and PandaHalo.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneEmployee Only Sane Employee]: In the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AnimatedAdaptation Animated Adaptation], Ms. Allison shows signs of this with regard to running the city. In fact, she's probably the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan only sane person] in the animated adaptation.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OrwellianEditor Orwellian Editor]: Chris is very, very intent on correcting the internet's twisted image of himself (specifically that of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica Encyclopedia Dramatica]) with varied degrees of success... to the point where he has essentially copypasted the ''entirety'' of the ED article on himself (which is already horridly out of date) [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Chris_chan and applied a series of personal corrections].<br /> ** He has also gone back and corrected any of his CWCipedia articles if they contradict what he would currently say about what has happened. He may not be as thorough as the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NineteenEightyFour Ministry of Truth], but he has that same motivation.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PantyShot Panty Shot]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanDisservice Chris,] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taiBe4ct_So halfway into this video.]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PaperThinDisguise Paper Thin Disguise]: Liquid Chris. The scary part is that Solid Chris thinks people are actually falling for it.<br /> ** ''Solid Chris himself'' partially fell for it. He still thinks that Liquid's name is actually Christian Weston Chandler; in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|ninth call between Solid Chris and Alec Benson Leary]], Solid referred to Liquid as &quot;the other Chris&quot;.<br /> ** Chris himself apparently tried this in a series of phonecalls to Liquid's girlfriend, impersonating Liquid. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BluffTheImpostor It didn't work], but [[Kacey Phone Call|Kacey humored him and played along]].<br /> *** The best part is that both Chris and Kacey forget that Chris is supposed to be impersonating Liquid. Chris doesn't catch on.<br /> ** Chris once also attempted to infiltrate an IRC conversation between major trolls. With the nickname of &quot;SonichuClone.&quot; While claiming to be a 30-year-old troll named Bill Riley. Using ''[[:Image:BillRiley.jpg|this]]'' as his picture.<br /> *** Before that, he attempted to impersonate a troll whose e-mail account he hacked&lt;sup&gt;* well, actually a troll who allowed Chris to hack his/her e-mail account as a part of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BatmanGambit Batman Gambit]&lt;/sup&gt; when contacting Jack Thaddeus. [[Jack Thaddeus E-mails|Hilarity ensued]] because Chris learned a bit too late that the account he hacked belonged to Jack's &quot;daughter&quot;; and even after he caught on, he impersonated her so badly that it made Jack remark that he should &quot;stop acting like a Chris Chan.&quot;<br /> ** He also once vandalized his ED page [[George W. Bush#ED Edit|while pretending to be George W. Bush]].<br /> ** Recently, he attempted to vandalize the CWCki using the account &quot;GodofThunderGodofWar&quot;, failing as usual. He was quickly discovered thanks to his Unique Writing Style and some IP testing and got treated with all the respect he deserved.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ParanoiaFuel Paranoia Fuel]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TroperDemographics Many of us] love videogames and cartoons (Japanese and otherwise) that are [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PeripheryDemographic probably intended for people younger than ourselves]. Many of us have had romantic difficulties in past. Some of us may write our own webcomics, or other [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TroperWorks Troper Works]. And many of us are ''terrified'' of being [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NotSoDifferent like Chris], the ultimate otaku, a terrifying mirror held up to anime, manga, and video game fandom.<br /> ** People with Asperger's Syndrome or other forms of autism already see him as an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AntiRoleModel Anti Role Model].<br /> ** Another frightening thought: if anything we produce, either in real life or online, becomes such an object of derision as to inspire entire wikis devoted to our failures.<br /> ** Furthermore, if you were [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SonicTheHedgehog Yuji Naka] or [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Pokemon Satoshi Tajiri] and learned how badly some guy got messed up over ''your'' creative works.<br /> *** Want to make this [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Irony even] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HighOctaneNightmareFuel better?] Tajiri has Aspergers.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PeoplesRepublicOfTyranny People's Republic Of Tyranny]: The True and Honest Lovers' City of CWCville, named &quot;in a way similar to the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.&quot; A place where Chris' initials are plastered everywhere out of &quot;love,&quot; a non-elected &quot;mayor&quot; makes dictatorial decrees, the autocrat's secretary has to do all actual administrative duties while the head of government runs around chasing tail, what sparse buildings dot the landscape are run-down and lopsided, and the only relief in sight is a guerilla movement headed by the dean of the town college.<br /> ** Also, anti-homosexuality laws enforced by ''constant psychic surveillance.''<br /> *** Repealed only because it would force the psychic in question to watch homoerotic thoughts, not the invasion of privacy.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PetTheDog Pet The Dog]: One of the trolls, Vivian, sent Chris's dad a present for his 82nd birthday.<br /> ** Jack Thaddeus removed the biggest and most hardcore ads from CWCipedia after the news about Chris' father's hospitalization.<br /> *** In addition, several trolls have sent Bob flowers and other gifts while he is hospitalized.<br /> ** Clyde Cash, one of the most notorious trolls, hacked into Chris's Club Nintendo account... and bought President Barack Obama a Mario hat while he was at it.<br /> ** Perhaps the only positive trait Chris has ever had was his relationship with his dog, Patti. He actually seemed to care about her, and was genuinely distraught when she died. Keep in mind, this is the guy who didn't mourn the death ''of his own father.''<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThePigPen The Pig Pen]: People who have encountered Chris in real life have said he smells like a homeless man or rotting fruits, due to his replacing of showers with Axe body spray. Also, there's the subject of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PottyFailure dirty, crapped briefs]...<br /> ** The real irony is that [[The_GAMe_PLACe|he uses hand sanitiser immediately after shaking someone else's hand]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThePollyanna The Pollyanna]: Chris is regularly harassed and humiliated, but rest assured he'll be back on Youtube beaming about his latest endeavour in no time.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PopStation Pop Station]: Chris's version of Vivi Gee and Dethchemist's ''Sonichu'' audiobook.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PottyFailure Potty Failure]: Dirty, crapped briefs. Chris compares the fact he occasionally shits his pants as a grown man to an infant child doing the same thing in diapers. The fact he brings this up during an online conversation with Clyde Cash makes this absolutely pathetic.<br /> ** Eating nothing but fast food and drinking nothing but soda and power drinks for years, while completely removing fruits, veggies and fresh water from his diet? It's a miracle that his digestive system could still work, especialy with all the candy and sweets that Chris stuffs down his throat every day.<br /> ***[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlatantLies Stuff…candy…don't…][http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint Chris stuffs vegetables down his throat!] [[Chris and English#Rhetorical comparisons and sarcasm|He stuffs green beans! He stuffs broccoli! He stuffs corn! He stuffs carrots!]]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PsychopathicManchild Psychopathic Manchild]: Chris. He easily fits the &quot;manchild&quot; part, and &lt;strike&gt;may&lt;/strike&gt; now definitely qualifies as a psychopath as well.<br /> |}<br /> <br /> {|class=&quot;prettytable collapsible collapsed&quot;<br /> !Tropes found in Trolling, Trollfics, and RealLife:Q-Z<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/QuestForSex Quest For Sex]: Nowadays it's obvious that Christian's &quot;Love Quest&quot; is actually this. He wants to get laid so badly that he's willing to reveal all kinds of personal information about himself, including details about his masturbation habits, as well as draw pornographic comic starring himself, photograph himself wearing diapers and film himself running around naked and displaying &quot;random-access humor&quot;, masturbating, humping a love doll, drinking his own semen or demonstrating how he would pleasure a woman orally if he thinks it will help him score. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick And yes, he actually did all these things]. Interestingly, though perhaps unsurprisingly, one thing he won't do to get laid is actually improving himself, as evidenced by the [[Jackie e-mails Part 3|Jackie e-mails]].<br /> ** He also won't pay for a prostitute, despite spending well over a thousand dollars on games he will never play.<br /> ** He is also too coward to even talk to a prostitute, as some trolls once sent TWO hookers to his house and according to them, he panicked and hid behind of his mom until she asked them to leave.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RapeIsLove Rape Is Love]: Implied in the 'relationship' between Clyde Cash and PandaHalo. Chris now believes that they are [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HappilyMarried Happily Married].<br /> ** Chris-Chan also believes this to be [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TruthInTelevision Truth In Television].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealityIsUnrealistic Reality Is Unrealistic]: Clips of one of Chris' videos was featured on a radio show, prompting one of the hosts to say that if Chris were a character in a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DavidLynch David Lynch] movie, he'd think Lynch was trying too hard.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheReasonYouSuckSpeech The Reason You Suck Speech]: Pretty much all of them. Basically anything that ''CChanSonichuCWC'' ('the impersonator', 'Brown Chris', 'Liquid Chris') posts.<br /> ** There has been at least [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYCLNJGaZgQ one time] Chris has delivered a very effective [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheReasonYouSuckSpeech The Reason You Suck Speech] ... [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm to himself.]<br /> *** Kacey's father gave Chris what is essentially a two-hour-long version of this in a phonecall.<br /> ** Alec Benson Leary delivered a few of these to him in the phone calls, calling him out on being lazy and belligerent. And Chris hung up.<br /> ** ''Sonichu Revolution'' is pretty much one big TRYSS in comic form, calling Chris out on his ego, laziness, unoriginality and hypocrisy. Naturally, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint this all flies right over Chris's head] and he just complains about the violence.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RefugeInAudacity Refuge In Audacity]: Several fanworks, including ''Sonichu the Animated Series'' and ''Sonichu is Gay''.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheRemake The Remake]: The [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeviantART deviantART] member [http://gabmonteiro9389.deviantart.com/ gabmonteiro9389] is [http://gabmonteiro9389.deviantart.com/art/Sonichu-Remake-Issue-0-Cover-117025346 redoing] ''Sonichu'' and giving it [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoCoolItsAwesome awesome] art. The crap story is still there, but at least the eyesore isn't.<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeHorror Considering] the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ColdBloodedTorture contents] of later issues, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YourMileageMayVary better art might not be such a good thing].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Rickroll Rickroll]: An ''unintentional'' example, [[Chris Chan Update 24 September 2008#Video|believe it or not.]]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheRival The Rival]: Liquid Chris; a literal rival in the singing contest. In his videos, Liquid shows himself as a sort of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodModeSue God Mode Sue] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Doppelganger Doppelganger] to Chris, copying his mannerisms and (claimed) skills, but doing them pretty well: Liquid actually is fairly handsome and quite talented. Liquid claims to have grown up and taken his creation ''Sonichu'' to future success in the video game and comic industry, much to the chagrin of regular Chris.<br /> **And now we have Alec Benson Leary's [http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page Asperchu], which Chris now believes is &quot;stealing&quot; Sonichu's fanbase.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RootingForTheEmpire Rooting For The Empire]: Some of the troll depictions portray the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens as heroic rebels trying to overthrow a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PsychopathicManchild Psychopathic Manchild] dictator and his army of superpowered enforcers.<br /> ** More humorlously, and technically in an instance of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheEmpire The Empire] rooting for itself, when Chris depicted 4chan as a building, &quot;The 4 Cent Garbage Building,&quot; where ''Satan'' works as a receptionist, the building is 72 (66 + 6) floors tall, and exists mainly to display Chris's poor sense of humor, he chose to depict its employees as having only one job: drinking beer all day. Instead of being offended, as Chris hoped, the unanimous response was &quot;Fucking with Chris and drinking beer all day and getting paid for it? That sounds like the best job ever.&quot;<br /> *** And drawing [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleThirtyFour Rule Thirty Four] art.<br /> ** From the Meta angle, arguably, anyone who takes sides (see [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilVersusEvil Evil Versus Evil]).<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SadisticChoice Sadistic Choice]: Bluespike/Julie/Max is a master at this.<br /> ** More recently trolls put ''Sonichu'' comics on sale on Lulu.com, forcing Chris to choose whether he should officially condemn them, thus breaking his earlier promise that he will leave the Internet (and presumably upsetting some external force that almost certainly made him make that promise in the first place), or whether he should keep aforementioned promise and just watch his precious ''Sonichu'' being &quot;stolen&quot; from him. [[F Abstinance|Chris made his choice rather quickly.]]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SecretTestOfCharacter Secret Test Of Character]: Both Clyde and Bluespike used these on Chris. He failed all of them.<br /> ** Clyde worked with PandaHalo to claim she was raped and pregnant with his child. Chris treated the rape like it was an affair and agreed to give the hypothetical child to Clyde the moment he offered to do so. Later, Panda made use of the Australian Brushfires to fake her death. Chris moved on to Julie in less than twelve hours.<br /> ** Speaking of Julie, during his hostage negotiations with Bluespike, he caught on to the secret test (He had to pick Julie or his PSN account) and picked Julie, expecting that he'd pass the test and get the PSN back for making the right choice, revealing that Chris sees women on the same level of overpriced gaming consoles.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SevenDeadlySins Seven Deadly Sins]: Chris embodies ''all'' of them. Thankfully, Sloth means he will never act seriously on the others... or at least he won't act on them [[6 June 2010|most of the time]].<br /> ** Sloth: He is a parasite who lives on government welfare checks, doesn't work, and can't be arsed to maintain his shitty comic or improve himself.<br /> ** Lust: He owns all manner of sex toys, has had sex with a blowup doll, views female friends as women who are withholding sex from him, and generally acts like a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StalkerWithACrush creepy stalker] to gal-pal and stranger alike.<br /> ** Wrath: He throws tantrums, verbally abused his college dean, and shouts internet death threats all the time.<br /> ** Envy: He is jealous of men who have girlfriends, and blames them for preventing him from having one (instead of his poor hygiene, awful manners, deplorable behavior, stalkerish tendencies, multiple prejudices, no job, etc).<br /> ** Greed: He is an extremely materialistic individual who has stolen several thousand dollars off of his parent's credit cards.<br /> ** Gluttony: He overeats on junk food and other assorted crap.<br /> ** Pride: He is incapable of taking criticism, he considers his poorly drawn cartoon on par with professionals, he sees himself as entitled to so much despite providing so little, and generally acts like a smug, pompous brat when he isn't raging or sad at some relatively trivial thing.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SelfDeprecatingHumor Self Deprecating Humor]: In a FAQ, the CWCki wonders &quot;who really has no life here: Chris, or the people who obsessively document and debate everything he does?&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SelfInflictedHell Self Inflicted Hell]: Chris is basically strangling himself with his internet connection.<br /> ** There's even a saying among the trolls: &quot;No one trolls Chris better than Chris.&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SelfFanService Self Fan Service]: Mary Lee Walsh went from being an old lady in [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Canon canon] to being a beautiful succubus-resembling demon in trollfics.<br /> ** Justified in that Chris's art style is so crude that at first most people couldn't tell she was supposed to have gray hair, the only real visual indication of her age in the comic. Early &quot;fan&quot; artists assumed she was younger and had blond hair and red horns instead of a yellow helmet. The design just stuck afterward.<br /> *** That, and because when the people saw her, they interpreted her golden viking helmet, again, due to Chris' terrible art skills, as her being depicted as having Marylin Monroe like blonde hair, and little she-devil horns. Troll's admiration of her calling Chris out on his bullshit, one of the few people who don't know him from the internet, coupled with the crude representation of her in the comics led to them interpreting her as a [[:File:Sonichu Finale 2 Page 23 by Plombard.jpg|sexy blonde she devil who trolls Chris IRL]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SexIsCool Sex Is Cool]: This seems to be a central part of Christian's world view. He apparently thinks that because he is obsessed with his &quot;Love Quest&quot; and wants to have sex so badly, everyone else should want it as well, and he's unwilling or unable to comprehend that someone [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CelibateHero might not be involved in romantic and/or sexual relationship out of choice] and perhaps even [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asexuality might not be interested in romance and sex at all]. This belief also shows up in his comic, as he finds it necessary to pair his Sonic recolors up and refuses to break them up (because they simply can't be happy if they aren't in relationships), makes &lt;strike&gt;Mary Lee Walsh&lt;/strike&gt; Slaweel Ryam say that she became evil because she was never loved and eradicates asexuality in ''Sonichu 10''.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShlubbAndKlumpEnglish Shlubb And Klump English]: Chris tends to misuse words and phrases that aren't even in common usage in modern English (phrases like &quot;I do not care much for&quot; instead of &quot;I don't like.&quot; He even makes up words occasionally (like &quot;instinctions&quot; instead of &quot;distinct instances&quot;). These made-up words have been dubbed &quot;[[CWC-isms]]&quot; by his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll followers].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Shoutout Shoutout]: ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MetalGearSolid Metal Gear Solid]'' is very popular with CWC trolls, which can be seen in their antics and parodies; shoutouts to the series are so rampant that it warrants its [[Metal Gear Solid|own page]] on the CWCki. To a lesser extent, ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Earthbound Earthbound]'' references (especially of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NightmareFuel Giygas]) are also common, though mostly only in [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanVid fanvid]s.<br /> ** Chris-Chan himself is like a real life version of Porky Minch: Just compare CWCville with New Pork City. Or rather, don't.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SignificantAnagram Significant Anagram]: Trolls have noted that &quot;Christian Weston Chandler&quot; is an anagram of &quot;AntiChrist Enhances World.&quot; Hmm...<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SkewedPriorities Skewed Priorities]: [[Common Questions#22 February 2010|On the list of the worst things that have ever happened to Chris]], posted by the man himself, deaths of his &quot;sweethearts&quot; PandaHalo and Sarah Jackson were ranked ''below'' apparently more tragic events, such as trolls hacking his PSN accounts and his original ''Sonichu'' site, as well as him getting banned from the game store where he used to play ''Pokémon'' and ''Yu-Gi-Oh''. And poor Ivy wasn't mentioned at all. For that matter, neither was Chris' aunt Corrina ''who died in real life''.<br /> ** There's also the fact that he doesn't want to kill his Sonic recolors, because [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DaydreamBeliever they are real to him...] yet in the comic he gleefully murders (sometimes in a gory way) ''real people'' who &quot;wronged&quot; him. In fact, Chris in general empathises more with fictional characters than with real people. For example, he was only in a mild disagreement with a troll roleplaying as [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThoseWackyNazis Josef] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MadDoctor Mengele] [[Mailbag 35#In which Chris almost figures it out|who suggested marking the homosexual people and taking them to camps to experiment on them]]; by contrast, he seemed genuinely disturbed by [[Mailbag 54#The continuing adventures of Creepichu &amp; Kimmi|the other troll's suggestion to include in his comic a character that used to eat baby Sonees (i.e. Sonichus' hatchlings) alive or put them in blenders and drink them]].<br /> *** And still, even though his Sonic recolors are real, sentient beings for him, and even though he is probably more attached to them than to real people, he killed Simonla just to get his CWCipedia back. Interpret that as you will.<br /> ** Also, Chris thinks that it's A-OK to show sex and graphic violence in his (allegedly child-friendly) comic, yet censors [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous even mild swearing].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSlacker The Slacker]: At the advice of his father, Chris has declined to seek a job, and instead subsists on his &quot;monthly tugboat,&quot; $800 of Social Security funding. Records show that American taxpayers' money have bought Chris a PS3 and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaughtWithYourPantsDown literally gone up his ass]. He'd fit the trope perfectly were it not for his puritanical views on drugs (although his exposure to drinking may change this).<br /> ** Now he claims that he had &quot;Never been Really Sure on the whole making money thing, or of any other aspirations&quot;; that he does ''Sonichu'' for fun; hates that it's &quot;being pressured onto me like as if it was a Job&quot; (read: hates that people try to make him ''at least update his own webcomic regularly''); is &quot;tired of trying to please MILLIONS&quot; (because he tried so hard...) and says that fans (or &quot;fans&quot;, as he put it - apparently he considers only [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Lickspittle those who accept everything he does as perfect] to be his TRUE and LOYAL fans) who told him they stopped reading his comic because he failed to update it regularly are &quot;among the People I am most annoyed with&quot;. In short, apparently he doesn't want to make money off ''Sonichu'' anymore, not because he's afraid of Sega and Nintendo, but because he realized that it would require working on his comic regularly.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SmallNameBigEgo Small Name Big Ego]: Despite there being at most ONE ''Sonichu'' fan, Chris has confused the people watching him out of horror for a devoted fanbase, and still entertains dreams of ''Sonichu'' video games and merchandise. During the [[Miyamoto Saga]], Chris believed that the big man of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Nintendo Nintendo] himself wanted to meet with him, and even made a slideshow presentation about a proposed Sonichu game (which turned out to be mostly about Chris and his creations), in which he claimed professional-level drawing skills.<br /> ** Even worse, he was certain that Miyamoto would be more honored to meet ''him''.<br /> ** Chris's madness has been growing to the point where he seems convinced he can ''curse people,'' and has been falling back on &quot;my Love Quest is a divine mandate!&quot; more and more. Be afraid.<br /> ** Most of Chris's narcissism seems to stem from the few contests he has won during his lifetime, one being a raffle he entered as a child for $1000 worth of Sega games and won by sheer, dumb luck, and another being a GameStop ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GuitarHero Guitar Hero]'' contest he won after his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanHaters Fan Haters] voted for him in droves, which lead him to believe that his work had a sizeable fanbase. Ever since then, Chris has been obsessed with success (he threw a massive hissy fit when his high school neglected to reward him for his art skills, and another when he lost a ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ParappaTheRapper Parappa The Rapper]''-themed contest and accused the winner of cheating), and frequently appeals to his &quot;True and Loyal fanbase&quot; for help against the trolls.<br /> ** It's gotten worse: Apparently, Christian has [[Chris and copyright#Copyright registration|applied for a copyright for the name Sonichu]] with absolutely no thought of the repercussions he could suffer if Nintendo and/or Sega discover his completely unoriginal character. Big Ego indeed. By the way? One fan e-mailed Nintendo.<br /> ** Not only that, he seriously believes that [[Chris and Wikipedia|he deserves his own article on]] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThatOtherWiki That Other Wiki] and believes that his birthday (February 24th) should be a ''national holiday''.<br /> ** As it turns out, [[Mailbag_48|he thinks he has &quot;way over a million fans worldwide&quot;]] (perhaps [[Common Questions#26 January 2010|even more than a billion of them]], though in this case [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WritersCannotDoMath he might not have realized how high the number he typed was]).<br /> ** Additional proof of both his gargantuan ego and him being completely out of touch with reality: [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)|he thinks he's &quot;the Mayor of Cwcville, VA, IN REAL LIFE as its Main Creator&quot;]].<br /> ** When Chris contacted troll who hacked his PSN accounts, he sent (among others) 17 rather incoherent messages that ended with the phrase: &quot;[[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails#The last straw 7/12/09|thou will only be forgiven truly if thou returns the Accounts thou has stolen from the son of God who truly has Christ in his name and in his heart]]&quot; (the &quot;son of God&quot; portion referring to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AGodAmI Chris-chan himself]). He also threatened the troll that &quot;God will reign down with a Vengance upon you until you give me back my Japan, Spain, Hong Kong, France and Germany Playstation Network Accounts&quot;.<br /> ** Not as spectacular as above examples, but Chris [[Some Favored Comedians|stated that he'd like Jerry Seinfeld himself to respond to one of his Youtube videos]]. Apparently he doesn't think it's unlikely that Seinfeld would do that.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SmugSnake Smug Snake]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KnowNothingKnowItAll Chris thinks that he's smarter than everyone else], and frequently tries to use his &quot;brilliance&quot; to take advantage of others. In particular, he made several attempts to manipulate people to do something he wanted them to do, forgive him for his misdeeds, agree with him etc. He usually tried to achieve these goals by invoking pity in other people, for example by [[&quot;Damian Antaria&quot;, PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|bringing up his autism, the fact that he's a virgin,]] [[Mailbag 45#Mistakes, errors, and ordeals|&quot;deaths&quot; of his &quot;sweetheats&quot; and constant trolling]], [[Mailbag 39#In which Chris describes a bad dream for no reason|by describing nightmares he had]] [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|or just by faking sadness]]. He even tried to make Megan forgive him for creating ShecameforCWC.JPG [[Megan Emails, 2008#Chris continues bothering her about ED|by telling her that he suffered more that she did]]. In addition, he lies to achieve his goals (like the time he impersonated Liquid in an attempt to trick Kacey into sleeping with him), makes promises with no intent of keeping them (like promising Kacey that he'll find a job and move out of his parents' house) and tries to weasel his way out of doing things he doesn't want to do (e.g. the whole Simonla saga). He tries to be [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ManipulativeBastard Manipulative Bastard], but one small detail prevents him from being one: he is utterly, hopelessly incompetent at manipulating people.<br /> ** Ironically, whenever people notices he's attempting to manipulate them, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OutGambitted they play along and end up manipulating him to do stupid or embarrasing things instead].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoBadItsGood So Bad It's Good]: Christian's life, from the perspective of his &quot;fans.&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoBadItsHorrible So Bad It's Horrible]: The more you learn about his life, the more it goes from &quot;funny&quot; to &quot;depressing.&quot;<br /> ** A more specific example: [[Christian's sex joke]].<br /> ** Chris himself appears to be a rare example of a person who lacks ''any'' positive qualities. Even real-life [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompleteMonster Complete Monsters] typically have some degree of intelligence, charisma or motivation. Chris has none. It's as if somebody tried to see how bad someone could get, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki.php/Main/GoneHorriblyRight and sucseeded.]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SophisticatedAsHell Sophisticated As Hell]: The CWCki has more than a few articles that list some well thought out, scientifically minded speculations as to the reasons for why Chris does one thing or another... and then the last reason is along the lines of &quot;and because he's a fucking idiot.&quot;<br /> ** &quot;In addition, it is believed that Chris's diet is one of the causes for his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick fecal incontinence (the other one being ramming stuff in his shit tube)]&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SockPuppet Sock Puppet]: What Chris tends to do to convince himself and the internet at large that he has a fanbase that doesn't consist entirely of trolls - one such instance being the above-mentioned ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ParappaTheRapper Parappa The Rapper]'' contest, where he posted comments about his own videos to hype himself up.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SorryImGay Sorry, I'm Gay]: Chris has claimed he hates homosexual men because a woman turned him down, claiming she was a lesbian. No, this does not make sense.<br /> ** Of course, this is most likely a lie, since he used to claim his hatred of gays came from a principal he didn't like and thought was gay. However, we are dealing with a highly [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnreliableNarrator Unreliable Narrator] here, chances are Chris is a huge liar, and he just hates gays because he's a bigot, or because he's in a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TransparentCloset Transparent Closet].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoUnfunnyItsFunny So Unfunny It's Funny]: Compared to the pitiful attempts at &quot;humor&quot; in the comic itself, Chris's &quot;random-access humor&quot; will have you ''howling'' with laughter.<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YourMileageMayVary Your Mileage May Vary]. Many consider his oafish butchering of the ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MontyPython Monty Python]'' angle he shamelessly ripped it from to be simply painful to listen to.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SpannerInTheWorks Spanner In The Works]: At some point in early 2010 Chris met a new &quot;sweetheart&quot;; at the same time almost certainly he was advised by someone wishing him well, most likely his parents or his pastoral counselor, that talking about said &quot;sweetheart&quot; on the internet, declaring his undying love to her in YouTube videos, revealing her identity, etc. will attract trolls.&lt;sup&gt;* While it can't be completely ruled out that he realized this without anyone's help, which would mean he has some limited ability to learn, his later actions cast doubt on that; after said &quot;sweetheart&quot; cut off contact with him, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatAnIdiot he repeatedly dropped not only her pen name, but also her actual first and last name]&lt;/sup&gt; However, Chris couldn't completely resist the urge to announce that he found a &quot;girlfriend&quot;, thus proving to trolls that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday HE IS STRAIGHT]. For some time, he tried to have it both ways; he stated that he met a new girl and that relationship was progressing, while not revealing her name, and asked everyone to [[CWC Blog#14 February 2010|&quot;leave me with my relationship, and not make me feel intruded by inquiring constantly&quot;]]. This, of course, was practically daring trolls to start looking for information about her. Still, while trolls would probably succeed at identifying her anyway, it could have taken months if Chris just shut up... but [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TooDumbToLive Chris being Chris], in March 2010 he revealed one of the pen names used by his &quot;sweetheart&quot;, thus making it possible for trolls to identify her.<br /> ** Of course, most trolls weren't ready to jump on this. They were more interested in seeing how it panned out. Then a random troll points out a link that leads to the CWCki. This resulted not only in her cutting off contact with Chris, but also with Chris having knowledge of CWCki. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NiceJobBreakingItHero Nice Job Breaking It, Anti-Hero].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SpeechImpediment Speech Impediment]: His [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeepSouth southern accent] notwithstanding, Chris has a notable tendency to slur his speech (for example, pronouncing '[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica Encyclopedia Dramatica] page' as 'Encykkapeedya Drammaka Paysh'), drop various letters from words and even switch them around, most likely due to his autism or lack of general verbal contact with other people. He also has trouble pronouncing the letter X, resulting in him talking about how much he hates 'homosetssuals' and uses 'Atsse body spray'.<br /> ** When those two aspects begin to intersect with his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Angrish Angrish], that's when you need the CWCki's transcripts, as he starts to become extremely unintelligble.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SplitPersonality Split Personality]: In an August 30th, 2009 web address, Christian stunned observers by holding a conversation between himself and &quot;Christopher,&quot; a la [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheLordOfTheRings Smeagol and Gollum]. This has been [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SplitPersonalityTakeover incorporated] into a number of trollfics.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick Squick]: There's pictures out there of the author wearing his mother's underwear or diapers, and these are the ''good'' pics because at least he's wearing ''something''.<br /> ** An ad involving the trolls exposing Chris for being a liar and a thief over the Simonchu character, and have him fingering his mother in a callback to his shecameforcwc.jpg picture.<br /> ** When the image was originally conceived, the artist stated that he was &quot;just drunk enough to try&quot;. And it seems that Chris may have been scarred by the image as well.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StalkerShrine Stalker Shrine]: The worrying [[Megan Shrine]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StalkerWithACrush Stalker With A Crush]: When he's looking for a girlfriend, Chris camps out &quot;attraction locations&quot; and scares the bejeezus out of store customers or library patrons. When he ''has'' a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll girlfriend], Chris scares the bejeezus out of observers with his displays of devotion and obsession over them.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StatusQuoIsGod Status Quo Is God]: Chris refuses to change his lifestyle or work any harder on his comic. This is best highlighted in cases where a girl named Jackie, who actually seems interested in Chris (only having met him over the net) tries to change him for the better, either by getting a job or taking his comic seriously. [[Jackie|She fails, and it turns ugly.]]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StepfordSmiler Stepford Smiler]: ''Capering Berries'' decided to make Simonla out to be a mindless clone.<br /> ** [[Stare|Chris's creepy stare]] also qualifies.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StormingTheCastle Storming The Castle]: Essentially what the trolls do to Chris' websites, they hack them and vandalise them untill they are completey unrecognisable from what they once were. On the 26th of May it happened to the CWCipedia again, forcing Chris to abandon it to the trolls for good. It remains to be seen where he will go from here.<br /> ** Probably he will never try to recreate it elsewhere. Not because of the trolls, but because Christian finally realized that keeping the CWCipedia updated and running involved WORK, which he absolutely hates.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StoryArc Story Arc]: The CWCki has divided Chris' recent history into &quot;[[saga]]s&quot; based upon who he was angriest with/infatuated with at the time.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheStraightWillAndGrace The Straight Will And Grace]: Chris and Megan used to be this. Likely not to happen with any other girls, as Chris considers the idea of &quot;Just Friends&quot; to be disgusting.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StreisandEffect Streisand Effect]: Has happened to Chris several times, but probably the most notable is the video tour he made of his house - which, as some people pointed out, was such a mess that the Virginia health department would be likely to demolish it if they saw the footage. The result was [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|this infamous video]], where Chris pleads his personal army to take down every mirror of the video. Naturally, the footage (and everything else Chris has deleted) is mirrored on a separate Youtube account maintained by a troll.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StupidStatementDanceMix Stupid Statement Dance Mix]: A relatively common type of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanVid fanvid], since Chris's nonsense makes for great material. Of note are [http://www.youtube.com/user/vivitheg#grid/user/071DE54B39B5698E Vivian's remixes], which are mostly set to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GameMusic Game Music]. Liquid also contributed [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V1gEjtmm9M his own] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMusicOfAwesome amazing] mix.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StylisticSuck Stylistic Suck]: Liquid Chris's paper medallion and incredibly half-assed fake fatness (the latter dispensed with altogether after the first few videos). These features only served to wrankle Real Chris further, who didn't take the cue that this was not a sincere attempt at impersonation. Also, Robert Simmons V, who showcased incredibly poor 'fanart' alongside sharply contrasting quality drawings.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SubliminalSeduction Subliminal Seduction]: In [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|this video]]. It's bizarre, to say the least.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeThat Take That]: ''A Girl who Brought Down the World'' has all the appearing trolls portrayed as a bunch of insane anarchists, who only want to see the world burn at the hands of Chris because [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItAmusedMe they believe it to be funny].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TearJerker Tear Jerker]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxAhBoYfWy4 Childhood pictures of Chris]. Where did it all go so wrong?<br /> ** Y'know, people laugh at this guy and his antics (including this troper) but when one gets down to it, this really is sad. If not for super shitty parents Chris could actually have become a functioning person with autism. Instead we have one more racist, homophobic, arrogant, elitist, jerk-ass in the world who can't even function or learn that it's not okay to be so homo/race-phobic. Mind you due to his parents Chris may very well have grown up to be a homophopic racist, but crappy parents to autistic children exist and they don't have the '''benefit''' of amusing or spurring people to improve themselves.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheConspiracy The Conspiracy]: In [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwCldRr0kDc this video], Chris claims the reason he is a hopeless, friendless loser is due to the entire Greene County School Board of Education conspiring to remove him from Chesterfield County (and his high school friends) through some nefarious, dastardly means. Note this happened at least ten years ago.<br /> ** He also seems to believe that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InsaneTrollLogic somehow Greene County School Board is responsible for his ban from The GAMe PLACe]. Hell, it's quite likely that he believes everyone who &quot;wronged&quot; him in his life is a member of evil and powerful conspiracy using its resources to cockblock him, [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|just like in his comic]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheTetrisEffect The Tetris Effect]: Playing [http://www.pictogame.com/en/play/game/bq1o8yBlHtPu_cwc-in-kick-the-autistic this] with one of his videos going in the background is surprisingly cathartic.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FourthDateMarriage Third Date Nookie]: Chris has an unshakable belief that if you can make it to the third date, sex is automatic. This pops up in the comics as well.<br /> ** Actually, he views sex as a payment that must happen by the third date at the latest. He's on record as claiming that he'd do it on the second date if the girl was OK with it.<br /> *** Looks like he ultimately decided that he doesn't even want to wait until the second date - [http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ChrisCSonichu on his OkCupid profile] he stated that he wants to be contacted by women who &quot;are cool with getting to the bedroom as quickly as right after the First Date&quot;, along with naming his Hook Cafe profile 'direct2sex'.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TomatoInTheMirror Tomato In The Mirror]: The alternate ending to [[Fan:CWCVille_1984|&quot;Cwcville 1984&quot;]] reveals that &lt;font color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;the narrator was Sonichu all along.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TooDumbToLive Too Dumb To Live]: Chris... or so you'd think, except for the fact that he somehow manages to survive.<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MyBelovedSmother An overbearing mother] and a &quot;monthly tugboat&quot; might have something to do with it.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TooSpicyForYogSothoth Too Spicy For Yog Sothoth]: The #tropers [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MST MST] channel's attempt to take on the comic led to several contributors taking a break from MSTing and the MSTing system being completely revamped. This is the same channel that ''laughed'' at ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheEasyBreather The Easy Breather]''.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TransparentCloset Transparent Closet]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AlternativeCharacterInterpretation Opinions are divided] on whether Chris qualifies. One thing is certain though: telling him that he does [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BerserkButton guarantees getting a strong reaction from him].<br /> ** [[Homo#Evidence that Chris is a homo|Most straight men don't have to &quot;Keep themselves straight.&quot;]]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Transvestite Transvestite]: Rosechu. Cemented when Chris tries to reason that having a blunted tail makes 'her' female. 'She' never, ever had a blunted tail. While trolls almost always depict her having a 'pickle', after this, she gets depicted as a transvestite, too.<br /> ** Chris himself, there being the infamous pictures of him in his mother's bra, and more recently, he has decided to be up and front about wearing a sports bra in an effort to conceal his manboobs. That's right. In an effort to ''hide'' his manboobs, he ''reveals'' the much more embarassing fact that he wears a bra. Which he calls his &quot;muscle bra.&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TrashOfTheTitans Trash Of The Titans]: A video tour of Chris's house revealed room after room almost completely filled with heaps of junk. Cue troll attempts to get the Greene County Health Department to condemn his home.<br /> ** It truly is unbelievable how trashed that house is. A few fair-sized rooms are filled at least 4-5 feet with nothing but junk. If you imagine any instances of this trope in fiction, you'll find that that house [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MostTriumphantExample exceeds all of them in terms of complete and utter messiness.]<br /> ** Rumor has it that some are trying to influence them to take part in one of the several make-over/reality shows focused on pack rats that cropped up recently. This very well could change their lives for the positive since, as far as many of us can see, the root of their problems comes from them keeping so much trash and isolating themselves in a fantasy world.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanNickname Troll Nickname]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MetalGear Liquid Chris and Solid Chris]. Also &quot;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Pokemon Snorlax]&quot; and &quot;The Internet Lumberjack&quot; for Barb and Bob, respectively.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnreliableNarrator Unreliable Narrator]: Chris's stories about how he got kicked out of various locales tend to differ significantly from third-party reports. When pressed, however, Chris will reveal the truth.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnstoppableRage Unstoppable Rage]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILq5DVl7g6o &quot;Chris Loses It&quot;], in which Chris goes absolutely fucking berserk. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfFunny And it is hilarious.] This can also apply to any of his [[:Category:Videos_with_RAGE|videos with RAGE.]]<br /> ** Creepily, anger seems to be the only emotion that Chris is capable of genuinely expressing. His attempts to sound cheerful, caring, sad, etc. all come off as extremely forced, with exaggerated, cartoonish facial expressions... but when he gets mad, you know he really wants that person dead.<br /> *** I think you mean &quot;BREAK THEM DEAD!&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist]: Emphasis on &quot;unsympathetic.&quot;<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheVirus The Virus]: Chris seems to view homosexuality this way.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger Wall Banger]: On many, many occasions. But one of these is down to his uncompromising belief that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AspergerSyndrome Asperger Syndrome] and Autism are not related despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. [[Autism Awareness E-mails|When someone trained in such knowledge tries to explain this to him he refuses to explain why he thinks this way and why he came up with the idea that the two are not related.]] People have tried to explain this [[Aspergers syndrome|before with no success.]]<br /> ** Since he outright states in the first link that &quot;[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AssPull ''For your information, the Fact of Aspergers being different from Autism and of it trying to steal the light is of MY Own Idea.'']&quot;, the people who try to argue with him about this might also qualify.<br /> *** The problem is that he offers no explaination for why this is his own idea or why and how he came to this conclusion. The only one I can think of is that he believes it's stealing his so called limelight. He has stated before that he doesn't care about anyone else with Autism as well or indeed anyone else but himself, anyone who he thinks is drawing attention away from himself deserves to die.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Wangst Wangst]: '''''Does he ever.'''''<br /> ** Hell, he might be possibly the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MostTriumphantExample Most Triumphant Example] of this trope.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WeaksauceWeakness Weaksauce Weakness]: The word &quot;naive&quot; seriously in a video with Alec he claims he dislikes the word because it sounds like 'nails on a chalkboard'. This is weaksauce weakness even for Chris!<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatAnIdiot What An Idiot]: Vivian Gee said it best: &quot;HONOR ROLL MY ASS!&quot; Worthy of special mention, however, is the fact that Chris thinks that it's possible (at least for him) to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealityWarper retcon real life] and ''actually tried to solve his problems that way'' on at least [[Mary Lee Walsh#Possible reconciliation|two]] [[Simonla Rosechu#Chris denies reality|occasions]].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatHappenedToTheMouse What Happened to the Mouse?]: At the end of February 2010 a random guy (possibly a troll) appeared in CWC's room in a single video. There's been no word on him since.<br /> ** Even bigger mystery: what happened [[:File:0773-CWC23.JPG|to Christian's iconic red-and-blue-striped shirt]]? The last time we saw him wearing it would be [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|this video from November 2009]].<br /> *** He probably outgrew it. He's been putting on the pounds more recently, and it already appeared to be too small for him.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WikiMagic Wiki Magic]: Chris' life has been considered by some as the epitome of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WikiMagic Wiki Magic] at work: What began as a single post on an imageboard escalated into several anons compiling an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica Encyclopedia Dramatica] page on Chris' failures, the article growing bigger and bigger until it had to be spun off into its own wiki, where Chris' life could be documented in-depth.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WikiWalk Wiki Walk]: While researching ''Sonichu'' and the life of its creator, you just get pulled deeper and deeper by those potholes and links, learning more than you ever wanted to know about this person.<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife Reading About This Guy's Ruined Life Will Ruin Your Life]: Between the various wikis and articles, many videos, reviews, parodies and if you're crazy enough the actual comic, catching up on this sorry saga will probably have you staying up even later than usual.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWoobie The Woobie]: [http://www.colesmithey.com/ Cole Smithey], Chris's half brother (they share the same mother). He was routinely abused by his mother and her stepfather growing up, has been visited by her ''once'' since Chris was born, and his mother has lied about and refuses to disclose his biological father's identity. Surprisingly, Cole is a successful film critic who plays guitar in a jazz band and is happily married - the ''exact'' opposite of Chris.<br /> ** There's also Megan Schroeder (possibly Chris' only real friend), who was [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StalkerWithACrush stalked and sexually harassed by Chris], before he [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DethroningMomentOfSuck drew a picture of him fingerbanging her and uploaded it to ED to counter accusations of his homosexuality.] He then compounded this by saying that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralEventHorizon he only drew the picture to prevent himself from raping her.] She has since relocated, and is still traumatised by the saga.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhereDaWhiteWomenAt Where Da White Women At]: A former high school crush of Chris-Chan's is married to a black guy.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhiteKnighting White Knighting]: Chris tries to present himself in a way that leads to accusations of this. There is also a long string of people who, while at first genuinely seem to want to help Chris, eventually throw up their hands and become trolls.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WretchedHive Wretched Hive]: Some interpretations of CWCville.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WritersCannotDoMaths Writers Cannot Do Maths]: &quot;With the infinitely high Boyfriend-Factor, I am not fond of about 99.999999999996% of the total male population, with a margin-of-error of the 4 billionth of a percent (for about 100 men) of whom are okay acquaintences.&quot; There aren't enough men in the world for that percentage to be accurate to that many significant figures.<br /> ** &quot;[That's why they call it the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Xbox360 Xbox 360]; you take one look, turn 360° and walk away]...very appropriately called is a damn 120°, 130° whatever, whatever the half of 360° is.&quot;<br /> ** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm &quot;A car weighs a lot more than ten tons!&quot;]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WrongGenreSavvy Wrong Genre Savvy]: Chris seems to have trouble distinguishing fiction from real life; he apparently believes that comic book characters are real and has even tried to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RetCon Ret Con] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLife Real Life].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/XanatosSucker Xanatos Sucker]: Chris meets a girl on the internet. She asks for a password/damaging photos/a prized possession. A white knight, citing past examples, speculates that the girl's a troll, but Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatAnIdiot refuses to listen despite happening before]. Later, the girl turns out - [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheNotSecret surprise!] - to be a troll. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndTheAdventureContinues Chris meets another girl on the internet. She asks for...]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailBiologyForever You Fail Biology Forever]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick Recycling].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailEconomicsForever You Fail Economics Forever]: Apparently, 10 years in jail = $1500 fine for alcohol consumption in CWCville.<br /> ** Chris stated that CWCville has ten &quot;soup hotels,&quot; which he described as having &quot;10 to 20 rooms per floor, each complete with bathroom facilities, bed, lighting and Cable TV,&quot; and are furthermore free to all homeless people. And they still don't have enough room in them for all the homeless people. It's speculated that the small town of CWCville has such a massive homeless problem because Chris taxes industry heavily to pay for such extravagant social expenses. [http://tinypic.com/r/2n3zv9/5 In general, fan theories about the mechanics of running those soup hotels abound.]<br /> ** There's a [[Chris and money|whole page]] dedicated to Chris's ignorance of simple economics.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailGeographyForever You Fail Geography Forever]: Chris believed one of his sweethearts died in the Australian brushfires. However, the brushfires took place in Victoria, and she was in South Australia at the time.<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailLawForever You Fail Law Forever]: Chris severely overestimates the extent to which derivative works can fall under Fair Use as parody and routinely threatens criminal prosecution for civil law matters.<br /> ** Chris also thought he could [[Jackie e-mails Part 2#More questionaire, Game Place is brewing|call the police on Michael Snyder for... refusing to forgive him and allow him back to The GAMe PLACe]]. Ultimately he didn't do that, possibly because Snyder called the police first.<br /> ** Also, he apparently thinks &quot;Ricky&quot; can be jailed for [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfFunny mutilating the Medallion of Fail with a knife, defiling it with pickles, setting it alight and pissing on it.]<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailSexEdForever You Fail Sex Ed Forever]: For the sake of your sanity, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeOurWordForIt take our word for it].<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailTheIQTest You Fail The IQ Test]: Chris has [[IRC (02 January 2009)|claimed]] (it's at 12:23) to have an IQ of over 300. The highest recorded IQ is 230, and even that score is questionable.<br /> ** He's also stated that he has taken a test in [[Mailbag 21|Chesterfield Co.]] that gave him an IQ of [[Mailbag 19|150]]. Some trolls speculate he may actually be talking about an Emotional IQ test, which is sometimes given to patients with Autism, and even then he's not fooling anyone.<br /> *** Considering Chris's tendency to bend the truth and is incredibly likely to be psychotic...<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OverlyLongGag You Fail Life Forever]: What this page tries to say about Chris in short.<br /> |}<br /> ----<br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;References/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> * [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/Sonichu TV Tropes: Sonichu] (''current version'')<br /> {{The Internet}}<br /> [[Category:Websites]]</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Christian%27s_sex_joke&diff=205582 2017-04-08T23:56:04Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Domain change.</p> <hr /> <div>'''[[Chris]]tian's sex joke''' is the extremely retarded story he tells whenever he wants to or is asked to tell a joke and/or prove he is &quot;[[Excel Saga|much, much saltier]]&quot; [[Clown doll|than people expect]]. His first known use of the &quot;joke&quot; on the Internet was when he put it on his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page in November [[2007]]. He has repeated this joke in conversations with sweethearts,&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris_Sex_Logs#I_am_perverted]]&lt;/ref&gt; in one of his ED edits,&lt;ref&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=1997316018&amp;oldid=1997315821 http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=1997316018&amp;oldid=1997315821]&lt;/ref&gt; and in [[Mumble]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 7]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> You may notice that, if Chris wanted to make the joke work, then Chris should have ended it after the word &quot;egg&quot;. However, he adds 2 extra sentences to the punchline that are completely pointless and incoherent, causing the joke to lose the little humor that it had.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==''A GREAT ANECDOTE!''==<br /> {{quote| There was this married couple, George and [[Barb]]ie, and they have been working at having children of their own. One night, George came home after work, and he was tired. Barbie welcomed him home, &quot;Hi, Honey. Rough Day?&quot; &quot;Yeah,&quot; George replied, &quot;I'm tired.&quot; Barbie said, &quot;Well, why don't you and me go upstairs, and we'll have some Breakfast.&quot; &quot;Breakfast,&quot; George replied, &quot;At Nine-Thirty in the evening?&quot; Barbie replied, &quot;Sure, Dear, you bring the [[semen|MILK]], and I'll get an EGG.&quot; Later, they had a boy and a girl, [[Reginald Chandler|Junior Bacon]] and [[Crystal Weston Chandler|Orange Juice]]. All Part of a [[obesity|Balanced]] Breakfast.|Chris}}<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Random access humor]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Media produced by Chris-chan]]</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Medallions&diff=205581 2017-04-08T23:55:05Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Domain change.</p> <hr /> <div>{{DeadLinks}}<br /> {{Articleofthenow}}<br /> {{quote|And we're rubbing each others sides and backs with our hands, our mouths are busy, and after a moment, you take off your blouse, and I take off my shirt, optionally with the medallion on|[[Chris]], describing his [[sex]] fantasy to [[PandaHalo]]&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris_Sex_Logs#Two_Front_Teeth]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> [[Image:License.jpg|thumb|Oh yes, he fucking did.]]<br /> [[Image:ickeriss_medallions.jpg|thumb|Top to bottom: [[PS3|The Good]], [[Hex Bawx|the Bad]], [[Chris and art|the Ugly]]. Left to right: The decoy Sonichu medallion, the [[Jiggliami]] medallion, the Rosechu medallion, and the [[Blake]] medallion.]]<br /> <br /> The '''Medallions''' (also called &quot;Medals&quot; by [[Chris]]) were a result of his infatuation with his original character [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. Due to the frequency of wearing his medallions in videos, photos and in public it has become one of his more memorable characteristics along with his trademark [[Chris and fashion|striped shirt]] and more recently his [[Tomgirl Saga|tom-girl appearance]].&lt;ref&gt;[[The OFFICIAL Sonichu &amp; Rosechu Blog]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;&quot;[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]&quot;&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[An Official Sonichu Update]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris Chan Update 9 October 2008]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> In 2016, he made a custom doll figure of himself, based on a ''My Little Pony'' toy. He has been seen holding it up in videos and taking it out in public (visible from his purse), which suggests that the doll is a new spin on the Medallion concept.<br /> <br /> Over the years, Chris has produced numerous medallions of his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] characters and as of late he has been producing them in larger numbers for purchase through Ebay. All previous and current iterations have been made from [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Crayola fuckin' Model Magic and acrylic paint]] and the quality varies from medallion to medallion.<br /> <br /> <br /> __TOC__<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Origins and purpose==<br /> [[Image:096-SonichuMedallion.jpg|thumb|Like anything else Chris holds dear, it also comes in card form.]]<br /> [[Image:0608-CWCIs22.jpg|thumb|left|The earliest known photo of Chris with the medallion, from 24 February [[2004]], Chris's 22nd birthday. The medallion is in profile, with [[Wikipedia:Shrinky Dinks|Shrinky Dinks]] hanging from its chain.]]<br /> [[File:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|thumb|An art project that may have provided inspiration.]]<br /> <br /> Though Chris previously could not recall when he first made the medallion, in [[August 2009]], Chris finally recalled the origins of the medallion. From [[CWCipedia]]:&lt;ref name=&quot;Son cpedia&quot;&gt;[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quote|Then Late [[2000]], I bought some [[Wikipedia:Crayola|Crayola]] Model Magic Clay, and I molded and crafted the First Original Sonichu Medallion that I wore around my neck with a makeshift chain (which I later replaced with a better necklace I bought from [[Anna|Pacific Sunwear]] at my [[Mall]]). Sadly, the First Original was mistrusted with a [[Blanca Weiss|feindish individual]] in [[2008]], I recrafted the Medal and continued on (The Necklace Still Holds ALL the History of the Medallions). THERE IS CURRENTLY ONLY ONE Original, True Sonichu Medallion, and it is NOT MADE FROM [[CChanSonichuCWC|PAPER]] cheaply, NOT MANUFACTURED IN A FACTORY from Plastic or Metal (yet); IT IS MADE FROM CRAYOLA MODLE MAGIC CLAY, with my Permanent Ink Signature, Copyright Note, Circle of Originality, and Two Custom Shrinkie-Dink Charms of Sonichu and an [[S-Chu Ball]].}}<br /> <br /> Although not explicitly stated as inspiration, the Medallion of Fail is similar in concept to the medallions worn by the main characters in ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Underground]]'', which originally aired a year beforehand.<br /> <br /> Despite being allegedly created in March [[2000]], the earliest known photograph of Chris wearing a Sonichu medallion is from his twenty-second birthday, 24 February [[2004]]. In his [[So Need a Cute Girl|&quot;So Need a Cute Girl&quot;]] video (20 December [[2004]]) he feels it necessary to explain what it is, suggesting that it is still a relatively new feature. <br /> <br /> In a [[Mumble]] chat on 10 [[February 2009]], Chris revealed the reason for the medallion and that is... because he wanted to. It's &quot;like a nametag&quot; for him.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 6|Mumble #6]]&lt;/ref&gt; In one of his [[ED]] edits, Chris says that his medallion &quot;identifies him for the [[autism|high-funcioning [''sic''] Autistic]] individual that he is.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;&lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=1997315096&amp;oldid=1997314465] Chris ED edit, Revision as of 07:28, 10 November 2007&lt;/s&gt; (dead link as of Jun 2014)&lt;/ref&gt; And man, it sure does. It has also been speculated there could be other reasons for wearing his medallion, which range from simply thinking Sonichu is '''SERIOUS BUSINESS''', to being a portable anchor in our dangerous real world to [[CWCville]], his own happy world where he's always the hero who saves the day.<br /> <br /> Chris is somewhat aware that the medallions make him look like a crazy person: he reassured [[Kacey]] that he didn't wear one to his job interview at [[Target]] (of course, this interview almost certainly did not take place, but Chris was at least aware that wearing a yellow hedgehog's head around your neck is not socially normal).&lt;ref&gt;[[Kacey Call 21]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Each medallion is constructed from [[Wikipedia:Crayola|Crayola]] Fuckin' Model Magic, a non-toxic, easy-to-use modeling clay intended for small children. Chris wedges a keyring into the edge of each medallion, from which he can attach a chain to go around his neck. Sometimes he wears a [[Wikipedia:Wilson Sporting Goods|Wilson]] wristband on top of it because, being autistic, he mostly likely has [[Wikipedia:Sensory_defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], which might render the sensation of the chain's links uncomfortable. Medallions are painted with acrylic paint in the color schemes of the characters they represent, with [[Chris and copyright|copyright information]] scrawled on the back. Additional detailing varies, but Chris is known to have applied [[Wikipedia:Shrinky Dinks|Shrinky Dink]] charms to certain medallions as a form of authentication, to prevent counterfeiting.<br /> <br /> ==The medallions==<br /> ===Sonichu medallion===<br /> [[Image:0712-CWCCollGrad3.jpg|thumb|Chris even wore it at his goddamn [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]] graduation.]]<br /> [[Image:FushionRedone.jpg|thumb|left|Before [[Blanca]], it was believed that the Medallion of Fail would corrupt its possessor, turning him into an autistic manchild with a poor taste in [[Chris and fashion|fashion]].]]<br /> Chris's primary medal is his Sonichu medallion, which he has rarely been seen without for the past five years. This medallion of course depicts his main character, Sonichu. Within the canon of Chris's [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], the medallion is the source of the [[Anchuent powers]] that allow Chris to assume his Electric Hedgehog alter ego, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. <br /> <br /> As he explained to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in his [[The Sonichu Chronicles|business proposal]], the medallion gives him no special powers in real life.<br /> <br /> Chris has repeatedly claimed that in order for a video to be TRUE and HONEST it requires him to wear the medallion during it's filming. In this manner, he attempted to cast doubt on the [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|videos he posted confessing his homosexuality]], since he was not wearing his medallion in that footage.<br /> <br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;all&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> ====Prototype====<br /> {{quote|He was also wearing a makeshift necklace that has a large plastic medallion in the shape of a Pokeman [sic] characters [sic] head. He also had a number of shrinky dink decorations attached to this necklace.|Psychiatrist describing the prototype Medallion of Fail.&lt;ref&gt;[[Autism_papers#MENTAL_STATUS_EXAM]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:094-SchuMedl.jpg|thumb|Earliest known version of the medallion.]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:190-chumedal.jpg|thumb|left|Computer rendering. This required over 9,000 hours in MS Paint, as well as an associates degree in CAD/CAM.]]<br /> <br /> It appears that the very first medallion Chris created is the one seen to the right, which Chris was photographed wearing sporadically in [[2004]]. This design is definitely cruder than the others, with a pale yellow hue suggesting Chris was still learning how to properly apply color in this medium. This version is always seen on a metal chain, accompanied by Shrinky Dinks of a &quot;CWC&quot; logo, [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], and the [[Chaotic Combo]].<br /> <br /> Chris wore this medallion as late as [[2004#May|May 2004]], when he brought it with him to the [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] convention that year. He would also wear this medallion later in the year, when he received a [[Autism papers#Intake Survey|psychiatric survey]].<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;all&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> ====Mark 1 (and decoy)====<br /> [[Image:Chrischan_sonichu_medal.jpg|150px|thumb|left|'''Spoiler:''' He even wears it in his sex fantasies.]]<br /> [[Image:Decoy medallion.JPG|thumb|150px|The decoy medallion.]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:SpecialSymbols.jpg|150px|thumb|left|The SPECIAL SYMBOLS to identify the TRUE and HONEST medallion.]]<br /> [[Image:Terrifying by neodalion.jpg|150px|thumb|Chris's supposed reaction to the destruction of his medallion (artist's depiction).]]<br /> <br /> By [[June 2005]] Chris had begun to wear what appeared to have been a new medallion. While Chris has claimed that the Sonichu medallion he sent to Blanca was the very first one he made,&lt;ref name=&quot;Son cpedia&quot; /&gt; Mark 1 is clearly different from the prototype in that its tufts of fur on the sides of Sonichu's face were less pronounced and that it had a better paint job. There are no Shrinky Dinks to go with it, and instead of a chain it hangs from some sort of beaded necklace. The appearance of this version in pictures and videos seems to correspond with the introduction of Chris's red-and-blue striped shirts. This may be the medallion he was wearing in the [[So Need a Cute Girl|20 Dec 2004 video]]. It is definitely the medallion he wore to the [[2005]] Anime Mid-Atlantic convention.<br /> <br /> No one is sure how many medallions Chris wore between 2005 and [[2008]], but in all pictures they appear roughly the same as this design. Sonichu's face has eyebrows in some photos and not in others, so either Chris was repainting the same medallion or making new ones. [[4chan]] and [[ED]] are filled with high-functioning [[autistic]]s who have pored over photographs identifying subtle differences in the medal's &quot;ears&quot; and &quot;cheeks&quot;, without arriving at a consensus. For the sake of clarity, this article will assume that this was Chris's only medallion during this period.<br /> <br /> In [[August 2008]], an anonymous commentator on 4chan's /v/ board offered a story and photograph suggesting that he had met Chris in real life and tricked him into giving the medallion to him. However, anon aspies all immediately analyzed the details of dozens of pictures and determined the &quot;stolen&quot; medallion to be a forgery. This conclusion was reaffirmed when Chris himself decided to post [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008|a video]] announcing that the medallion had never been stolen, defiantly claiming that nobody would take it from him. He also denied it in the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]].<br /> <br /> Chris claimed to have made multiple Sonichu medallions and that he would sometimes wear these decoys to frustrate attempts to steal the one true medallion. It would remain unclear whether he was bluffing until October [[2008]], when a team of [[troll]]s posing as [[Blanca Weiss]] tricked him into sending all of his medallions to them. The package they received contained no fewer than ''two'' yellow Sonichu medals: one with the special markings identifying it as the &quot;real&quot; one, and another with no markings. It may be assumed that these were the only two medallions he owned at that time. Neither of them was the prototype, however, and that one's fate is unclear.<br /> <br /> A video that showed the destruction of the medallion was eventually uploaded to [[YouTube]]. Chris responded by [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]]. Its remains are currently locked in a box somewhere at [[Wikipedia:Miskatonic University| Miskatonic University]]. As for the decoy Sonichu medallion, it ultimately ended up in the possession of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'s owner/webmaster, Girlvynl.<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;{{#ev:youtube|bzlUoAOpiak}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;all&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> ====Mark 2====<br /> [[Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|It identifies him for the high-functioning autistic individual that he is]]<br /> <br /> After sending the medallions to Blanca, and being told by Blanca that trolls had stolen them from &quot;her,&quot; Chris created a new Sonichu medallion with a slightly larger design. He posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|a video]] [[lie|explaining]] that Blanca had recovered the original one and sent it back to him, and that he had modified it. This new medallion boasted a special peg on the reverse side which could be used to hold Chris's [[high school ring]], which somehow made it copy-protected.<br /> <br /> Assuming Chris did not create any backup medallions, this is the same one he wore while posing in [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]]'s underwear at the request of [[troll]]s posing as [[Blanca]]. During this same exchange he later [[semen|ejaculated]] onto the medal. Shortly thereafter Chris posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|a new video]] in which he is visibly not wearing the medallion. It's unclear if he replaced this soiled medallion or if he cleaned it; in either case he was wearing it (or a similar duplicate) again by 27 October.<br /> <br /> On 3 [[March 2009]], [[Max]] coerced Chris into cutting his medallion into pieces and shoving those pieces up his [[Wikipedia:Rectum|rectum]]. The idea of Chris literally inserting these chunks of ceramic into his rectum (and therefore risking anal tearing and sepsis) was highly controversial. Some have argued that he merely placed them between his buttcheeks (either in an attempt to deceive [[Max]] or out of ignorance of how to get them past his sphincter), but Chris himself has confirmed that he indeed inserted the shreds of the medallion into his ass and later on expelled them into the toilet.&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 6]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris thinks that [[Bob|his father]] would &quot;have another heart attack&quot; if he knew the details.<br /> <br /> ====Mark 3====<br /> [[Image:New sonichu medallion.jpg|thumb|left|The first formal appearance of the Mark 3 medallion. It's like ''[[Wikipedia:The Blair Witch Project|The Blair Witch Project]]'', but only a few seconds long and the entire budget (and then some) spent on the crap on the background]]<br /> [[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|Oh God, the taste...]]<br /> <br /> Although Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|claimed]] that he was making a new medallion, he didn't wear any medal in his [[YouTube]] videos between the 3 [[March 2009]] incident and his 1 [[July 2009]] videos. During this period he argued that his high school [[ring]] may be accepted as a symbol of his truthiness. However, since this statement was made without the medallion, this was false and Chris disproved himself.<br /> <br /> In photos released 17 [[April 2009]] of Chris in some [[butt garments]], the new medallion, Mark 3, is shown as Chris licks it in a sensuous fashion. The release of these images proved doubly hurtful for Chris, not only for showing him, a shell of a manchild, in diapers but even worse in that it confirmed that there is a new Medallion that can either be seized and/or shoved up his rectum.<br /> <br /> Despite the fact that he had made a new medallion, Chris was for some time reluctant to wear it in his videos, allegedly out of the fear that trolls would start a new campaign to seize the medallion and/or shove it up his rectum. <br /> <br /> On [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|22 May 2009]] this medallion made a surprise cameo in Christian's newest video. During the update, the video randomly cuts to the medallion hanging from the ceiling, only to cut back to Chris seconds afterward, presumably to add extra validity to the statements made in Chris's video.<br /> <br /> The [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009|1 July 2009]] videos mark the full return of the Medallion of Fail, as Chris wears the third medallion around his neck throughout both videos.<br /> <br /> As of 2011, the medallion was hanging on his wall, as seen in the [[Re-Calling Ahuvia]] video.<br /> <br /> For several months in [[2014]], it was speculated that this medallion was destroyed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in Chris's house on 10 [[January 2014]]. However, photos from [[July 2014]] confirmed that it was spared destruction.<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;all&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Rosechu medallion===<br /> [[Image:Medallion Rosechu.jpg|thumb|left|A gift for his beloved sister-wife]]<br /> [[Image:Rosechu medallion.JPG|thumb|Close-up]]<br /> <br /> The [[Rosechu]] medallion is speculated to be the first one Chris fashioned after the Sonichu one. It was intended to be worn by Chris's future [[heartsweet]], the one who would be his true love and bear him his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|God-called daughter]]. Chris has never been seen wearing it himself. It was sent with the others to Blanca in October 2008. Only one Rosechu medallion existed, until Chris started making them for sale.<br /> <br /> The medallion was first revealed to the Internet in the pages of [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]], where Chris's [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|imaginary twin sister Crystal]] was introduced wearing it. In the comics Crystal possesses the same anchuent powers as Chris and the Rosechu medallion therefore allows her to become Crystalina Rosechu. That a real Rosechu medal existed was not learned until later, when Chris revealed it to [[PandaHalo]].<br /> <br /> In case it hadn't occurred to you yet: Chris did, in real life, make a medal to be awarded to the future mother of his children, and in his fantasy world he has affixed this same medal to the twin sister he created to explore what he would be like if he'd been born female. Freud would doubtlessly have some choice words to say about this.<br /> <br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;all&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Black Sonichu medallion===<br /> [[Image:Blachu Medallion.JPG|thumb|left|He's too angry to show his [[fangs]]]]<br /> [[Image:Black sonichu.JPG|thumb|Close-up]]<br /> <br /> Although Black Sonichu (now [[Blake]]) seems to have originally served as an analogue for [[Wes Iseli]],&lt;ref&gt;As seen in [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]] - [[:File:433-CWCSNHP9.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris uses the Black Sonichu medallion to represent his own dark side, as he admitted himself.&lt;ref&gt;[[IRC (16 October 2008)]]&lt;/ref&gt; The picture at the left speaks volumes about its significance; Chris seems to believe that if he scowls hard enough whilst wearing the evil medallion, then whoever he's angered at will be terrified into capitulation, such as when he wore it in a [[CWC is Angry|video]] aimed at [[Adam Stackhouse]].<br /> <br /> The [[Anchuent Prophecy]] in the comics foretells that the Black Sonichu medallion would be created as a dark reflection of the original, yellow Sonichu medallion Chris wears. Beginning with [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] began wearing the dark medal and acting as Christian's evil twin, following the urges Chris himself keeps bottled up inside him. Like Christian, Naitsirhc summons powers from his medallion to become [[Reldnahc Ha-Taque]].<br /> <br /> Naitsirhc's medallion notwithstanding, Black Sonichu's role as the symbol of pure evil has softened in recent years as Chris has allowed the character to soften and fall in love with [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. As such the actual Black Sonichu medallion was rarely seen until it was sent to Blanca in October [[2008]].<br /> {{Clear}}<br /> <br /> ===Jiggliami medallion===<br /> [[Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Front_Scan.jpg|thumb|left|Baka Dana Watashi!]]<br /> [[Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Back_Scan.jpg|thumb|Back of the medallion.]]<br /> Despite the purpose of the Rosechu medallion, Chris was so in love with Blanca that he created a brand-new medallion for her to wear based on Blanca's original character [[Jiggliami]]. This medallion was sent along with the others to Blanca in October 2008. Blanca was depicted wearing this medallion in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] and [[Sonichu 8|#8]]. It was sent to the now-former admin of the [[/cwc/]] imageboard and currently resides in a holding facility somewhere in California.<br /> <br /> It is the simplest of the medallions, being a plain circle with no three-dimensional pieces. Consequently, it's probably the least hideous of the medallions, as Chris has limited the number of ways he can fail by giving himself less work to do.<br /> {{Clear}}<br /> <br /> ===Asperchu Medallion===<br /> [[Image:As.PNG|thumb|left|The Medallion of Win in all its glory.]] <br /> In [[Magical Man Potion|one video]], Chris's [[Magical Man|mysterious friend]] is seen sporting an odd medallion. In [[02 March 2010|another video]] a few days later, the medallion was confirmed to be one of [[Asperchu]]. Apparently, it was crafted by [[Alec Benson Leary]] and given to Chris as a symbol of goodwill. In that video, Chris is pained to have the medallion around and have it hung up on his wall. The medal still hung on Chris's wall until the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|housefire]] of January 2014, covered by the box Alec sent it in so Chris wouldn't get stressed by having to look at it. The box was seen hanging open in the [[Tomgirl Pictures]]: what this means is best not thought about. Chris wears the medallion while impersonating Alec Benson Leary in his video [[100 2270]].<br /> <br /> On 2 [[August 2014]] Chris confirmed that this medallion has been destroyed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in his house on 10 [[January 2014]].&lt;ref&gt;[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Fan items lost in the fire]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> {{Clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Obtaining medallions==<br /> [[Image:Abused cat.jpg|thumb|Poor kitty...]]<br /> <br /> Since the discovery of Chris on [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], it had been understood among trolls that the Sonichu medallion was Chris's most cherished possession and that he would cry like a bitch if it were ever taken from him, making its capture a prime objective. This proved only partially true when it was inevitably stolen. Chris does not seem to have a special attachment to any one particular medallion, but merely the requirement that he must wear one at all times. Further, all successful efforts to eliminate the medallions have resulted in relatively little outrage; Chris is always more concerned with his Internet girlfriends being fake than he is over losing his property because of them. Currently, there is only one medallion that has not been obtained by trolls, shoved up Chris's ass, or otherwise destroyed.<br /> <br /> ===Medallions obtained by [[Blanca Weiss]]=== <br /> *Sonichu v.1<br /> *Sonichu Decoy<br /> *Rosechu<br /> *Black Sonichu<br /> *Jiggliami<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;{{#ev:youtube|A0H7bXHEa58}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;all&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Destroyed by Chris===<br /> *Sonichu v.2 <br /> <br /> ===Destroyed in the 14BC Fire===<br /> *Asperchu<br /> <br /> ===Still in Chris's Possession===<br /> *Sonichu v.3<br /> <br /> ==On hiatus==<br /> [[File:PickingUpLesbiansAtTheEndGames.jpeg|thumb|Old habits die hard.]]<br /> <br /> Chris began to move away from his medallions in [[2010]]. He wore one on 6 [[September 2010]] in [[Haters gonna hate.mov]], and again in a photo dated 11 [[November 2010]] (leaked on 13 [[May 2012]]). After that, Chris was not photographed wearing the medallion in either public or private settings for nearly four years. This abandonment coincided with his adoption of [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]] attire; the medallion apparently did not fit his new image, though he eventually returned to wearing it. <br /> <br /> Yet it still constituted an important part of his identity. In [[November 2012]], Chris made a Kreo (off-brand [[Lego]] sets made by [[Transformers|Hasbro]]) edition of himself wearing a tiny paper medallion for his [[Facebook]] image, suggesting that Chris hadn't totally given up on [[Sonichu_(comic)|Sonichu]]. The figure showed up again on his Facebook page in mid-2014, this time with a female friend (soon to be revealed as a new [[Catherine|sweetheart]]) wearing a Rosechu medallion.<br /> <br /> In [[July 2014]], Chris sold several [[Autographed Photos|autographed photos of himself]] on [[eBay]], and some buyers requested that he wear the Sonichu medallion. As noted previously in this article, it was speculated that the third Sonichu medallion had been consumed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in his house on 10 [[January 2014]]. The photos which they received confirmed that the Sonichu v.3 medallion had indeed survived the fire,&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Received_autographed_photos_-_5_Jul_2014.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Chris with medallion - July 2014.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt; but Chris later confirmed that the Asperchu medallion had been destroyed in the flames.&lt;ref&gt;[[Facebook]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> In October 2015, Chris was spotted in public, at [[The End Games]] card shop, wearing the Medallion. He was also wearing it at [[Cville Pride]] a year later.<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:133696094632.jpg|Appearance from 11 [[November 2010]].<br /> File:Chris Lego.jpg|YOUR MEDAL IS MADE OUT OF '''PAPER'''!<br /> File:HOW MANY GENDERS ARE THERE.png|In 2016.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Christine Doll==<br /> [[File:Cwc and vinyl dolls at Cville Pride 2016.jpg|thumb|A new spin on an old trend]]<br /> In 2016, Chris began carrying around a doll, ostensibly modeled after himself, custom-made from a Vinyl Scratch ''My Little Pony'' doll. This doll seems to serve a similar function as the Medallion.<br /> <br /> The first appearance of it was in a paid video request entitled [[August 2016 Paid Video Requests|Singing an ol' diddy]], in which it is perched on his desk. During a [[Reading: &quot;A Girl Who Brought Down the World&quot;, &quot;And Apparently Survived a Housefire&quot;#Chapter 3 and 4|subsequent request video]], Chris said, &quot;This is another custom figure I made. Our [[hair]] matches!&quot;<br /> <br /> He was spotted in public with &quot;MLP Figurines sticking out of his purse,&quot; by a field agent who snapped his photo [[Card Games#Toys &quot;Я&quot; Us|at a Toys R Us]] in September 2016.<br /> <br /> When Chris went to the [[Cville Pride]] LGBT event a few days later, he posted a photo to Facebook, showing the Christine Doll holding hands with another Vinyl doll, with the caption &quot;Vinyl and I are enjoying the music at #CVillePride2016.&quot; He again posed them as lesbians, photographing the scene and posting it to Facebook, in the following year.<br /> <br /> Chris photographed himself playing with both the Christine Doll and a Skylanders 3D printed figure of himself at [[The End Games]] in January 2017.<br /> <br /> On 27 September 2016, Chris displayed yet another sign of his deteriorating mental condition when he uploaded a set of videos (a [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#We Like Pearl|paid request]] and his [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt‎‎|political commentary)]], in which he continuously says &quot;we,&quot; in reference to himself and the doll. In December 2016, he still had this disturbing habit, as seen in [[Z-Ring Fun Extra]] at the 1:34 mark, when he knocks over the doll and calls it &quot;myself.&quot;<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Cwc and cwc.jpg|Playing with dolls in public, near children.<br /> File:Christine doll and vinyl as lesbians.jpg|Role-playing a lesbian couple.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==The medallion goes mass-market==<br /> [[File:Chris with medallion - July 2014.jpg|thumb|right|The medallion's return in 2014.]]<br /> <br /> ===Overview===<br /> On 12 September 2014, Chris announced on his [[September 2014 Facebook Posts|Facebook]] page that he would be making and selling replica medallions on [[EBay]] for $30 each. He expressed a willingness to make not only Sonichu and Rosechu medals, but also &quot;most any of the rest of the characters, or a custom of your choosing.&quot; His first listing of 55 sold out quickly, and he was forced to relist it. By the time sales were temporarily halted on December 6, he had succeeded in selling at least 114. He re-listed 30 medallions in February 2015, and these too quickly sold out. In June 2015, 16 more medallions appeared on his Ebay account, also selling out within a day. Photos indicated that he had extended the run of medallions to 300. In July he sold a few medallion/[[Amiibo]] bundle sets, and in August listed 20 more standalone medallions.<br /> <br /> ===Ebay Description===<br /> {{quotebox|<br /> Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh molded, coloured and certified medallion of Sonichu, Rosechu, most any of the rest of the characters, or a custom of your choosing. It WILL be shipped in a sealed wrap marked &quot;Fragile&quot;. My signature will be written on the backs if each medallion. A Personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included and a medallion will be attached to its back. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist.<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;**&lt;/nowiki&gt;Disclaimer: When ordering a medallion, or more than one, please specify which you would like: Sonichu or Rosechu. A medallion of the other cannon main characters may be requested for your purchase. Your own fan Sonichu or Rosechu character(s) version may also be requested and suggested. Should I find the suggested outside character offensive, I shall inform you and accept another suggestion or default to the Prime Sonichu or Rosechu character(s) for your order; I am usually easy on accepting of custom requests at first. The rings inserted into the medallions are smaller than a typical keychain ring. And the necklace for them will be set-length blue leather straps, tied at the ring, for best fit around most head and neck sizes. The flower on the photographed Rosechu medallion is not included by default; if you would like a flower added onto your Rosechu medallion, you may request it in your message at the time of, or following, your purchase. Also, please allow up to two weeks for creation of each medallion, and should any delays come up, I will inform you via eBay Private Message Individually, or make a public post on my Facebook page. And Final individual molding creation may or will vary or differ from those in the above photographs.<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;**&lt;/nowiki&gt;Take Heart and UNDERSTAND!!! There will NOT be ANY altercations made to the medallions AT ALL. The medallion(s) WILL be mailed via USPS First Class and Expedited with Delivery Confirmation and a Tracking Number and marked &quot;Fragile; Handle With Care&quot;. I have NO obligation to make any personal appearances upon my own personal risk.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> For the July 2015 relisting, he added the following paragraph to this description. He did not, however, alter the description to reflect his supposed name change to Christine.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|<br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;**&lt;/nowiki&gt;NOTE, July 7, 2015: I have already molded, painted, certified and boxed individually, Sonichu Medallions equal to the maximum quantity available that I have listed right here, right now. So, everyone who requests Sonichu will get their shipped as early as the following day. Custom Orders are still an option, as described in the description, but still Please Allow up to Two Weeks for individual creation and shipment. Thank you.}}<br /> <br /> Chris posted images of Sonichu and Rosechu medallion samples and the manufacturing components.<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Medallions 1.JPG<br /> File:Medallions 2.JPG<br /> File:Medallions 3.JPG<br /> File:Medallions 4.JPG<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Ebay Questions and Answers===<br /> {{email|<br /> Hi Christian! I have bought an ALF drawing from you and I want to know if I can have a medallion made for a Christmas present. Are you able to do one of Mega Man? Or of Alpha 5 from the Power Rangers? Please let me know!<br /> }}<br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Yes, I can do both medals like that.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Hey there, I'm still trying to figure out which medallion I might want, but I was wondering if maybe it would be possible to request a Magi-chan or Punchy medallion? Or maybe since Halloween is coming up, is a Vamprosa possible as well? I would love that! Thanks in advance!!<br /> }}<br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Yes, any of those characters are most doable.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Is this a limited edition offer? Are the medallions engraves with serial numbers? Also i'm curious as to what quantity you can produce. I'm interested in purchasing whole sale and was wondering if you can produce 200 units which would be sold in my business.<br /> }}<br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Well, the numbers are written/engraved in the back of each medallion, and they each come with a personal matching Certificate of Authenticity. I personally hand craft the medallions with heart and soul. To make an order as large as 200, I would definitely require the total amount of $30 X 200 medals, upfront and sent to my PayPal account, which the email address to which can be found upon checking out from one of my listings, along with an email or eBay PM to inform me of such a large order.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Hello. The original medallions that you wore were made using Crayola Model Magic and acrylic paint. Are you using the same materials to make these nice items? Have a pleasant day.<br /> }}<br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Yes, I am using the same, but fresh, materials.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Is the item autographed with either marker or an engraving?<br /> }}<br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Permanent Ink Marker, and the Certificate will also have my personal Signature written onto it as well, but in RSVP Pentel Pen Ink.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> How big are these Medallions and how much do they weigh? I don't want to risk getting weird stares while I wear it if it's too bulky.<br /> }}<br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Weight: feels like a few ounces; definitely less than a pound.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> You say give you two weeks to make and ship our order. Does it really take you two weeks to make these? Or is this just an estimate? Also, how big are these, on average? I would like to wear mine all over, but if it's too [text missing]<br /> }}<br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Two weeks is an estimate, counting the time it would take to make a lot of them, depending on the total ordered quantity. They measure 3.5 inches X 3.5 inches square, and are a quarter inch thick, plus another quarter inch [text missing]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Can we request medallions of minor characters?<br /> }}<br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Yes<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Is it made out of Crayola Model Magic?<br /> }}<br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Yes.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Etsy Questions and Answers===<br /> A fan's particular requests for custom medallions in [[September 2015]] required a brief conversation:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|What is Robee's girlfriend's name and how did she meet her?}}<br /> <br /> Chris replied:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|That is still yet to be determined.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Im asking cuz I wanna order 4 custom medallions.<br /> <br /> 1 Of me<br /> <br /> 1 of Trunks from Dragonball GT (not Z or Super)<br /> <br /> 1 Of Robee<br /> <br /> and<br /> <br /> 1 of Robee's girlfriend<br /> <br /> itd be good to have a name and history to go with the face.<br /> <br /> its not Mimi is it?}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|It is definitely not Mimi. I will get back to you on Robee's sweetheart. And I can definitely fill that custom medallion order set you described. I will have your last order shipped out very soon. Thank you for your continued patronage.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|You're welcome! Does Robee have autism? What kind of stuff does she like to do in her spare time?}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Robee is Not autistic. In her spare time, she likes to be active, rather it's going out for a run, trying to meet the speed to make her own Zapping Booms (like her daddy), mingling and hanging out with her girl friends (her sweetheart is part of that friendship circle). Or spending time alone with her sweetheart, sharing secrets, having fun, and the private matters. She, Robee's Sweetheart, really enjoys the best of both the tribbing, the traditional, and the other things. Robee also enjoy playing the Wii Sports and Sonic/Mario Olympic games, writing out her thoughts in her diary, and self-reflecting and meditate. She is no stranger to a party either.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Does Robee turn into Ultra Sonichu or a woman scorned like Rosechu? Also, what Robee's reason behind becoming a tomgirl?}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|She is a Female Soul trapped in a male body, and she really likes doing nearly everything with style, flare, and functional-to-her dashin' fashion.}}<br /> [[File:Medallions.jpg|thumb|Sonichu sampler.]]<br /> ===Facebook Notices===<br /> As with other aspects of his Ebay business, Chris frequently made relevant announcements on his Facebook page. The initial notice:<br /> <br /> <br /> {{quotebox|12 September 2014<br /> I am starting on making the medals for sale. I have the materials to make them now.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> Chris described the production process in detail in order to justify the two weeks he required to ship a medallion:<br /> <br /> <br /> {{quotebox|25(?) September 2014<br /> I would like to announce that I am most grateful for y'all's business on the Medallions. And such.<br /> <br /> Also, just to let everyone know Why I estimate Two Weeks for creation of a medal or more....<br /> <br /> First, I have to be in the mood and mindset for creation as best as I am able, or otherwise not busy with life details or chores and errands. Then I have to Mold them according to my own specifications, including being able to fit into the 3.5&quot; square boxes with cotton puddings per box. Then they all have to air dry overnight. Then I paint the details, let that dry, and then use a permanent Ink find point marker to hand write my signature, (c), and production number. Followed by measuring the lengths of the neck straps from the longer leather strips, thread them through the rings of each medal as tie the two ends together. Then I print or photocopy the small square blank certificates, fill them each appropriately with their respective medal, and then laminate the certificates. And then there's the package wrapping, addressing And shipping them out at my local USPS Post Office. Around then, I would add the tracking numbers respectively as well.<br /> <br /> And with that, I am making my promise now that from the first week's order amount if over thirty medals, I will have them all ready to ship, and ship them all on Friday the 27th!<br /> <br /> Thank you all for your patronage and your patience. Have a good and safe day.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> Chris was happy when the first run of the medallions sold out.<br /> <br /> <br /> {{quotebox|1 October 2014<br /> My, My! The Medallion Listing ended with the last quantity number sold. No worries, people, I will have it relisted ASAP, when eBay refreshes my monthly Listing Allowance.<br /> <br /> In the meantime, everyone can still get a Medallion for Free with purchase of a Framed Piece, Commission with the Works, and a Colored Commission. And I will now offer a Two-For-One Special through the B&amp;W Listing; Free Medal with Purchase of a B&amp;W Commission, and y'all may request a Medallion in lieu of a Commission Drawing. That is like buying Two Medallions for 1 2/3 of the total price.<br /> <br /> I will extend the offer until when I am able to Relist the Medallions. I sincerely apologize for any inconveniences, and I thank you all for your understanding and patience.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===The Mr. Smith Situation===<br /> Among those who ordered a medallion from Chris was one Mr. Smith. There is some dispute concerning the origins of the conflict between Chris and Mr. Smith, and whether or not Mr. Smith's complaints were justified.&lt;ref&gt;http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-09-21-14-chris-promises-all-the-medallions-will-be-shipped-by-9-27.4991/page-4#post-349366&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-9-30-angry-eyed-sonichu-medallions.5107/page-10#post-361784&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;http://cwckiforums.com/threads/my-experience-with-christian-featuring-a-new-original-art-piece.5501/&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-9-27-14-chris-blames-the-victim.5070/page-12#post-357047&lt;/ref&gt; Whatever the case, around 18 [[September 2014]], Mr. Smith filed a claim against Chris on eBay before the two-week period Chris requested to ship the medallion, thereby freezing his PayPal account. Furious, Chris sent several angry messages to Mr. Smith pleading to lift the case.<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Your medal will be shipped tomorrow. PLEASE CLOSE YOUR CASE IMMEDIATELY; I NEED THE MONEY OUT OF THE LIMBO YOU HAVE FORCED IT INTO, SO I CAN SHIP IT AND THE REMAINDER!!! - jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Listen to me, Buster! I told you I needed up to two weeks for the creation of the medals in the Listing! And if there is a delay, I would let everyone know. See attached image for WHY I NEED THE TIME!<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Dear [omitted],<br /> <br /> In for you to get YOUR medal at all right now and Sooner is for you to Close Your Case and let me have the money back! You are being a Major Cyber-Bully and a God Damed Internet Troll right now! If you want to redeem yourself and be forgiven, you WILL give me the money Back in Closing your Case against me RIGHT NOW!!! PLEASE!!!<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Dear [omitted],<br /> <br /> You will get your medal, but I NEED THE MONEY, Please! Why are you being a damn Bully?!<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> At this point Chris doxxed Mr. Smith on Facebook.<br /> <br /> <br /> {{quotebox|26 September 2014<br /> PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT OPEN ANY EBAY CASES AGAINST ME!!! When someone does that, it forces the amount removed into Limbo from my PayPal, which risks pushing it into the Red, as when it is forced untie red, an OVERDRAFT FEE is charged against me, and when I have Negative Money in my PayPal Account, I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SHIP ANYTHING!!! Daniel, your medal has just been shipped, ad the other two people, yours and the current remainder will be shipped tomorrow, or NOT IF YOU DO NOT CLOSE YOUR CASES AGAISNT ME AND GIVE ME THE MONEY BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!<br /> <br /> Do Not Be So Damn Impatient and Greedy!!! God Dang It!!!<br /> }}<br /> To which he added:<br /> {{quotebox|<br /> Either tomorrow or on the First of October; depending if the two people ([omitted] closed his case; very much appreciated) close Their casses immediately or not! UGH!!!<br /> <br /> [Omitted] of Portland, Oregon, AKA: username: [omitted]. And [omitted] of Lashmeet, West Virginia, AKA: username: [omitted].<br /> <br /> Bullies! They're being Damn Bullies!!! Ugh!!!<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Smith was upset.<br /> <br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Dear jesusguidesme2,<br /> <br /> ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?! You just posted my name and where I live on your Facebook. I know you deleted it but someone screenshotted it and showed it to me. Now I'm getting prank phone called. I'm reporting you to Ebay RIGHT NOW....<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Dear [omitted],<br /> <br /> I am very sorry about trolling you like that, I will have your medal shipped tomorrow, most definitely.<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Dear [omitted],<br /> <br /> Your medallion has been sent; you may check the Tracking Number; PLEASE Close Your Case Immediately.<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Dear jesusguidesme2,<br /> <br /> No. This is far from over. I spent an hour on the phone with Ebay last night and now they're getting involved with the investigation. I have proof that you did it and some people even want me to go to the cops with it.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Look, I am Really Sorry about that; I was under a lot of stress, and what I did was wrong. Please end this chaos. I do not want any trouble.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Dear jesusguidesme2,<br /> <br /> You're only saying that you're sorry because you're in trouble. You've not even attempted to make the situation up to me.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> Chris tried to resolve the problem with a Facebook post.<br /> <br /> <br /> {{quotebox|27 September 2014<br /> I DID make a comment where I named two people who opened cases against me, plummeting my PayPal account closer to the Red Again! I was under a LOT of Stress! The One Remaining who is refusing to Close his Case is causing me more grief and stress enough that could kill me with a heart attack or a stroke.<br /> <br /> Saying his and her names in the comment was very wrong of me, and I understand what I did was a Trolling-Stupid Act; that is Not Me, and [[Chris and remorse|I am Very, Truly Sorry]] for doing that. But I had deleted shortly after, and yet it wasn't quick enough for the REAL TROLLS AND CYBER-BULLIES to screen cap it and forcing it against me into even more stress and trouble!<br /> <br /> Can't we just forgive and forget? Or are the lot of you soo corrupted, that you have lost all feeling in your hearts, and sold your own souls and self-beings to a form of a devil that keeps you all dragged down in front of your monitors day in and day out with only sole and pitiful purposes of needlessly torturing EVERYBODY ELSE, regardless of Innocent or Guilty or In-Between?<br /> <br /> Good Grief!!!<br /> <br /> --:( feeling drained.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> Chris hoped this would resolve the issue, and sent two private messages to Mr. Smith:<br /> <br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> I just made a public apology in full detail from my exhausted heart and soul on my Facebook. I am NOT RICH! My mother and I are just getting by as it is. You would gain nothing from me or my family in any court of law or whatever. [[Michael Snyder]] knows what I am talking about; he thought it would be a get-rich-quick scheme for him, but he was very wrong, and he had to go out of business of His [[The GAMe PLACe|Hobby PLace]] afterwards. You think about that.<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> And I will also add that you are torturing a [[Homos#Chris the lesbian|Lesbian and a Transgender]], as well as an [[Autism|Autistic Individual]]; the HRC and Autism Facilities would be very interested in hearing about my being abused by Your constant inaction, bullying on me and lack of cooperation of a heartfelt conclusion and settlement. Think about that a well.<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> This did not satisfy Mr. Smith.<br /> <br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Dear jesusguidesme2,<br /> <br /> I don't care that you're gay and autistic. You intentionally tried to harm me and you're going to suffer the consequences.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> You Hurt Me First and worst by pushing my finances towards the Red with great risk of getting an Overdraft charged against me! This fight is needless and nonsense; what's done is done. I have most sincerely apologized, I shipped your Medal Out Today! Please Just Stop Attacking Me!<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> At this point Mr. Smith received a Sonichu medallion from Chris, but it came with an angry expression. The certificate was marred by black smudges. Mr. Smith complained that it was not what he had asked for. Chris summarized the dispute on Facebook:<br /> <br /> <br /> {{quotebox|30 September 2014<br /> I want to make it publicly known to everyone that Mr. Smith (to hold his first name on identity sake) is being a further bully by making a false case against me. The Medallion I had sent him is a Sonichu Medallion, but because of how his actions against me made me feel and all, his Medallion has an Angry Expression, where the eyes' whites were painted orange, with a flame look on the irises, and a most Angry facial expression. He is claiming it to be a Blue something, possibly like the ONE Yawning Squirtle Medallion that was order by another (Female) customer.<br /> <br /> His case is very false, and I want the record to show that the Only Thing Blue about his medallion is the Neck Strap, just like most everyone else's medallions. The actual medal is of the same Sonichu face shape, but with the angry expression I have stated just now. Please make Mr. Smith stop Cyber-Bullying and Trolling Me with his constant hold on the $30 that is still very much in Limbo currently.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> A number of Chris's fans were concerned that the certificate was smudged because Chris had spit on it or worse. Chris reassured one fan:<br /> <br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> I have never spit on anything I have shipped out. The only recent mishap was black paint being spilt onto a couple of blank certificates.<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> Chris and Mr. Smith continued to argue via private messages.<br /> <br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> You must be mistaken; your medallion is NOT BLUE at all. And I was very careful of sending you the right medallion, which in your case, because of how you made me feel, I gave the Sonichu face an enraged, angry expression. I do not do Refunds, because what I sell are Customized Items; they do not resell, period. I am under the impression you are just further bullying me for your own perspective of revenge. The decision is final. Good Day.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> I did not send you the wrong medallion, I PURPOSELY molded, Drew and colored it to [[Chris and anger|BE ANGRY at YOU]], for your constant stubborn attitude and Bullying. And you certainly are bucking up to be worthy of my own anger as well. Accurate Item; MADE CUSTOM JUST FOR YOU, [omitted]! Hmmpf!<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Smith still refused to lift his eBay case against Chris, and demanded satisfaction. Chris agreed to send a new, unadulterated medallion as well as a free commissioned drawing, which Mr. Smith requested be a portrait of himself with Sonichu. <br /> <br /> The illustration, dated 13 October, turned out to be a mockery of Mr. Smith. While Mr. Smith had sent photos of himself to Chris for reference, Chris drew Mr. Smith with a &quot;troll face;&quot; depicted a bucket of ice about to topple onto his head; and drew Sonichu saying, &quot;You just couldn't let up and be patient, could you, Mr. Smith?&quot; Chris also wrote on the drawing, &quot;YOU PUT ME ON A [[tugboat|SINKING SHIP]], KILLING MY FINANCES.&quot; <br /> <br /> Still unsatisfied and persisting with his eBay complaint, Mr. Smith demanded that Chris make a [[To Mr. Smith|video apology]]. Because Chris was not wearing his medallion while making this apology, Mr. Smith suspected that it was not True and Honest. Chris responded:<br /> <br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> I am for real, and I do not have to wear my medallion to prove myself. I have done more than your money's worth for you. I am the real Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA. And you can best tell who I am from my Face. I am sick of kissing your pitiful ass. Now, you can kiss my [[un-clit|cooch]]!<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> Ultimately, eBay decided to refund the $30 to Mr. Smith. So Mr. Smith received for free the following loot:<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|&quot;Angry eyes&quot; Sonichu.<br /> File:Authentically autistic.JPG|The smeared certificate.<br /> File:Med 73 B.JPG|The second, unadulterated medallion.<br /> File:Chris's Commission to Mr. Smith (compressed).jpg|The commissioned drawing.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> Needless to say, Chris got some of his pity points dropped even before [[26 December 2014]] occurred.<br /> <br /> ===The Received Medallions===<br /> Recipients noted that the medallions were surprisingly lightweight. A number had parts broken off; Chris routinely included a note that these could be fixed with Krazy Glue. This note was hand-written at first, but eventually he created a typed version, complete with misspelling. Another common problem was that Chris placed medallions in boxes while they were still wet or before the clay had set, resulting in smearing and fading. Some had fingerprints, or arrived with disturbing foreign materials. In 2015, he began signing his name as &quot;Christine,&quot; but was too lazy to print up new certificates to reflect the name change.<br /> <br /> <br /> {{collapsible<br /> |Gallery of medallions, thus far<br /> |&lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> File:Med 12 B.jpg|Number 12, box.<br /> File:Med 12 C.jpg|Number 12, box.<br /> File:Med 12 D.jpg|Number 12, box.<br /> File:Med 12 A.jpg|Number 12, [[Yawning Squirtle]].<br /> File:Med 12 E.jpg|Number 12, back.<br /> File:Med 12 G.jpg|Chris's lack of knot tying know-how is evident.<br /> File:Med 13 A.jpg|Number 13, box.<br /> File:Med 13 B.jpg|Number 13, box.<br /> File:Sonchu.jpg|Number 13, front.<br /> File:Med 13 D.jpg|Number 13, back.<br /> File:Med 18 box.JPG|Number 19, EVIL BOX.<br /> File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|Number 19, Mr. Smith's medallion.<br /> File:Authentically autistic.JPG|Number 19, smeared certificate.<br /> File:Med 23.jpg|Number 23. Recipient said the nose fell off and the signature was illegible.<br /> File:Med 25 A.jpg|Number 25, elegantly displayed.<br /> File:Med 25 B.jpg|Number 25, close-up.<br /> File:Med 27 A.jpg|Number 27.<br /> File:Med 27 B.jpg|Number 27, certificate.<br /> File:Med 34.png|Number 34.<br /> File:Med 35.jpg|Number 35.<br /> File:Med Y.jpg|Number 38.<br /> File:Med 41 A.jpg|Number 41.<br /> File:Med 41 B.jpg|Number 41, back.<br /> File:Med 41 C.jpg|Number 41, certificate.<br /> File:Med 41 D.jpg|Number 41, &quot;Care and [[Chris and English|Maintainence]]&quot;.<br /> File:Med 41 E.jpg|Number 41, Chris is not very prompt (note the [[A-Logging|a-loggish]] comment).<br /> File:Med 41 G.jpg|Number 41's satisfied customer.<br /> File:Med 46 A.JPG|Number 46, box.<br /> File:Med 46 C.JPG|Number 46.<br /> File:Med 46 B.JPG|Number 46, back.<br /> File:Med 59 A.png|Number 59.<br /> File:Med 59 B.png|Number 59, back. [[Chris and art|Note the smearing]].<br /> File:Med 59 C.png|Number 59, certificate.<br /> File:Med 60 A.jpg|Number 60, box.<br /> File:Med 60 B.jpg|Number 60, box.<br /> File:Med 60 C.jpg|Number 60, the complete package.<br /> File:Med 60 D.jpg|Number 60, close-up.<br /> File:Med 60 E.jpg|Number 60, another picture.<br /> File:Med 60 F.jpg|Number 60, yet another view.<br /> File:Med 60 G.jpg|Number 60, certificate.<br /> File:Med 61 A.jpg|Number 61, box.<br /> File:Med 61 B.jpg|Number 61, box.<br /> File:Med 61 C.jpg|Number 61, as packaged. Recipient said it [[Axe|smelled bad]].<br /> File:Med 61 D.jpg|Number 61, [[Wild Sonichu]].<br /> File:Med 61 E.jpg|Number 61, back. Typical smearing.<br /> File:Med 61 F.jpg|Number 61, certificate, with paint smears.<br /> File:Med 61 G.jpg|Number 61, &quot;Care and Maintainence&quot;.<br /> File:Med 61 H.jpg|Number 61, fingerprints.<br /> File:Med 61 I.jpg|Number 61, hair.<br /> File:Med 62C.png|Number 62, box.<br /> File:Med 62A.png|Number 62 with certificate.<br /> File:Med 62B.png|Number 62's satisfied customer.<br /> File:Meds 64 &amp; 65 B.png|Numbers 64 and 65.<br /> File:Meds 64 &amp; 65 A.png|Numbers 64 and 65, back.<br /> File:Med 66 B.jpg|Number 66, certificate.<br /> File:Med 66 A.jpg|Number 66.<br /> File:Med Z.JPG|Number 68, Wild Sonichu.<br /> File:Med 69 C.jpg|Number 69, box.<br /> File:Med 69 D.jpg|Number 69. Box had &quot;[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|strange brownish stains]]&quot; on it.<br /> File:Med 69 A.jpg|Number 69, [[Robbie Sonichu]].<br /> File:Med 69 G.jpg|Number 69, back.<br /> File:Med 69 E.jpg|Number 69, the complete package.<br /> File:Med 69 F.jpg|Number 69. The nose fell off.<br /> File:Med 69 B.jpg|Number 69. Recipient identified this as &quot;[[Chris and health|a booger attached to a lock of hair]]&quot; found inside the box.<br /> File:Med 70.JPG|Number 70. The recipient requested that Chris sign it.<br /> File:Med 72 A.jpg|Number 72, box.<br /> File:Med 72 B.jpg|Number 72. &quot;([[Yu-Gi-Oh]]) Yuya's Pendant&quot;.<br /> File:Med 72 C.jpg|Number 72. The recipient gave Chris five options; this is the one he chose.<br /> File:Med 72 D.jpg|Number 72, artist's signature.<br /> File:Med 72 E.jpg|Number 72. &quot;Yuya's Pendant&quot;.<br /> File:Med 73 A.JPG|Number 73.<br /> File:Med 73 B.JPG|Number 73, close-up.<br /> File:Med 73 C.JPG|Number 73, certificate.<br /> File:Med 73 D.JPG|Number 73. The nose fell off this one too.<br /> File:Med 76 A.jpg|Number 76, [[Megagi La Skunk]].<br /> File:Med 76 C.jpg|Number 76, close-up.<br /> File:Med 76 D.jpg|Number 76, back.<br /> File:Med 76 B.jpg|Number 76, certificate.<br /> File:Med 76 E.jpg|Number 76 on display.<br /> File:Med 78&amp;79 C.png|Number 78, box.<br /> File:Med 78&amp;79 D.png|Number 78, box.<br /> File:Med 78&amp;79 B.png|Number 78.<br /> File:Med 78&amp;79 E.png|Number 79, box.<br /> File:Med 78&amp;79 A.png|Number 79. Plusa, the recipient's Sonichu original character.<br /> File:Med 78&amp;79 F.png|Numbers 78 &amp; 79, certificates.<br /> File:Med 80.jpg|Number 80, [[Chris-chan Sonichu]].<br /> File:Med 83 A.jpg|Number 83, box.<br /> File:Med 83 B.jpg|Number 83, &quot;Red&quot; Sonichu, apparently another original character.<br /> File:Med 83 C.jpg|Number 83, back.<br /> File:Med85.png|Number 85.<br /> File:Med 86 A.jpg|Number 86, box.<br /> File:Med 86 B.jpg|Number 86, opening the box.<br /> File:Med 86 C.jpg|Number 86, box.<br /> File:Med 86 D.jpg|Number 86. The ears were broken.<br /> File:Med 86 E.jpg|Number 86, certificate and ears.<br /> File:Med 86 F.jpg|Number 86, back.<br /> File:Med 86 G.jpg|Number 86, more questionable knotting.<br /> File:114 1.jpg|Number 114, box.<br /> File:114 2.jpg|Number 114, mailing address.<br /> File:114 3.jpg|Number 114. &quot;Please Leave Positive Feedback.&quot;<br /> File:114 4.jpg|Number 114, certificate.<br /> File:114 5.jpg|Number 114, Rosechu.<br /> File:114 6.jpg|Number 114, with METAL.<br /> File:Med 123.png|Number 123.<br /> File:Med126.jpg|Number 126.<br /> File:Med 139A.jpg|Number 139.<br /> File:Med 139D.jpg|Number 139 being utilized.<br /> File:Med 139B.jpg|Number 139, certificate.<br /> File:Med 139C.jpg|Number 139, signed as &quot;Christine.&quot;<br /> File:Med 140J.jpg|Number 140, package.<br /> File:Med 140A.jpg|Number 140, box.<br /> File:Med 140B.jpg|Number 140.<br /> File:Med 140E.jpg|Number 140, another view.<br /> File:Med 140F.jpg|Number 140, back.<br /> File:Med 140G.jpg|Number 140, certificate.<br /> File:Med 140K.jpg|Number 140, with real art.<br /> File:Med 140C.jpg|Illustration included with 140 to make up for international shipping.<br /> File:Med147B.jpg|Number 147, box.<br /> File:Med147E.jpg|Number 147, certificate.<br /> File:Med147C.jpg|Number 147, [[Sammy]].<br /> File:Med147D.jpg|Number 147, another view.<br /> File:Med 147A.jpg|Number 147, back.<br /> File:Med152A.jpg|Number 152, with [[pickles]].<br /> File:Med152B.jpg|Number 152, back.<br /> File:Med152C.jpg|Number 152, certificate.<br /> File:Medallion178.jpg|Number 178, owned by &quot;Kinisis Gaming.&quot;<br /> File:Sonichu medallion number 181.jpg|Number 181, from someone named &quot;Dcencia.&quot; <br /> File:Asperchu medallion.jpg|Number 182, [[Asperchu]] from someone named &quot;Jeatz Axl.&quot;<br /> File:Med 186 A.jpg|Number 186.<br /> File:Med 186 B.jpg|Number 186, as it arrived in its box.<br /> File:Med 186 C.jpg|Number 186, another view.<br /> File:Med 186 D.jpg|Number 186, box.<br /> File:Med 186 E.jpg|Number 186, certificate.<br /> File:Med 192A.jpg|Number 192.<br /> File:Med 192B.jpg|Number 192, back.<br /> File:Med 192C.jpg|Number 192, box and certificate.<br /> File:Med 192D.jpg|Number 192, instructions. Lots of hair.<br /> File:Magi-Chan Sonichu Medallion.jpg|Number 207, [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] owned by &quot;Dcencia.&quot;<br /> File:Chris-Chan Sonichu Medallion.jpg|Number 208, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] owned by &quot;Dcencia.&quot;<br /> File:HEILFART1.jpg|Number 209, the [[July 2015 Facebook Posts#The Hitler Medallion|Hitler Medallion]].<br /> File:HEILFART2.jpg|Number 209, back.<br /> File:Med 209A.jpg|Number 209, box and certificate.<br /> File:Med X C.jpg|Unknown number, Sonichu.<br /> File:Med X D.png|Certificate for previous medallion.<br /> File:Med X A.jpg|Box for previous.<br /> File:Med X B.jpg|Box for previous.<br /> File:Med instagram.jpg|Unknown number, posted on Instagram.<br /> File:JojoswoonMedallion.jpg|Another Sonichu from someone named &quot;Jojoswoon.&quot;<br /> File:Med Oney.png|Medallion belonging to Internet animator OneyNG&lt;ref&gt;[https://twitter.com/oneyng/status/549287362824781824 Twitter]&lt;/ref&gt;, co-creator of ''Hellbenders'' and friend of [[Sonichu the animated series|Spazkid]].<br /> File:Med divintrial.png|Twitter user &quot;divintrial&quot; with his medallion.<br /> File:Med cosplay.png|Cosplayer with authentic medallion.<br /> File:Cosplayer with Medallion.jpg|Presumably the same cosplayer having a blast.<br /> File:Medallion Customer.jpg|He can feel the cosmos.<br /> File:Medallion_251.jpg|A happy owner of 251. Couldn't ask for a better birthday gift.<br /> File:Med 254.jpg| Medallion 254. This one had hair in it.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;}}<br /> <br /> A few purchasers included videos:<br /> <br /> Number 23: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5HFzNUQREQ<br /> <br /> Number 25: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPfpZ6v5JK0<br /> <br /> Number 178: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dFXTUFM3RI<br /> <br /> Number 199: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP5HANhgZaU&amp;feature=youtu.be<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Amnyfest Ring]], another source of Chris's power<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Relics of Fail}}<br /> {{BusinessList}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Arts and Crafts]]<br /> [[Category:Relics of Fail]]<br /> [[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Biological_clock&diff=205566 2017-04-08T15:01:14Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Domain change.</p> <hr /> <div>'''Biological clock''' is the [[CWC-ism]] that [[Chris]] uses to refer to his [[Wikipedia:circadian rhythm|circadian rhythm]] (his sleeping pattern). Although this is technically not an incorrect use of the term, [[Wikipedia:Biological clock|biological clock]] is almost exclusively used to refer to a woman's child-bearing years, so Chris just sounds (even more) stupid when he yammers on about fixing his biological clock. Chris most likely confused the term &quot;internal clock&quot; (which does refer to circadian rhythms) with the term for female child-bearing years. One of Chris's reasons for needing a [[TRUE and HONEST]] [[sweetheart]] is to fix his biological clock. Chris's infatuation with [[Ivy]] can be traced to the fact that she vaguely helped Chris have a normal, set sleeping pattern.<br /> <br /> He first explained his sleep habits in an edit on his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article:<br /> {{quote|YES, I drink A LOT of Soda from [[My Coke Rewards|Coca-Cola]] to [[Wikipedia:Pepsi|Pepsi]] to [[Wikipedia:Powerade|Powerade]]. I have a lot of stored [[Wikipedia:caffeine|caffeene]] [''sic''] in my energy supply, and not only kept me on my toes, but has also messed up my fucking biological clock as well. I sleep from fucking six AM to twelve-fucking-thirty. BIG REASON I need a [[Sweetheart]], so she can help me back on track towards getting back to the morning hours that I used to have during my [[Manchester High School|High School years]]. Fucking [[Adult Swim]](tm) and [[mass debating|random projects]] keep me up all night as well.|Chris, 11 [[2007#November|November 2007]]. &lt;ref&gt;&lt;s&gt;http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=1997316018&amp;oldid=1997315821&lt;/s&gt;&lt;/ref&gt; (Note that Powerade is not a soda and contains no caffeine.)}}<br /> <br /> He is oblivious to the fact that the real reason he used to sleep during the night in high school is that he used to actually have some reason to get up in the morning. Parents (and college students) know that it's common for schoolchildren during the summer to get their sleep patterns messed up because they now can &quot;stay up as late as they want.&quot; Since leaving [[PVCC]], Chris has had no job, few friends, and no life outside of [[mass debating]], making up things involving [[Sonichu]], and his [[Love Quest]], allowing him ample free time to stay up all night drinking [[Navy|caffeine]]. Yet, despite never leaving the house (thus negating the purpose of a standard sleep cycle), he seems to think that it's a perfectly valid excuse for not uploading comics on schedule.&lt;ref&gt;[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|Alec Benson Leary Phone Call #2]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris's nocturnal habits during much of the [[2000s]] appear to be the primary reason that &quot;Attraction Time&quot; during his [[Love Quest]] occurred in the mid-to-late afternoon. On 23 [[April 2012]] Chris wrote that &quot;I knew I was gone for too long [from [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]]], but my internal clock kept me awake at night... and prohibited me from being a day person&quot;,&lt;ref&gt;[[April 2012 Facebook posts#April 23]]&lt;/ref&gt; suggesting that his irregular sleep schedule has caused him to be absent from his church for a considerable period of time. <br /> <br /> ==Uses by Chris==<br /> * Chris mentions his biological clock (without explaining what he means) in one of his e-mails to [[Miyamoto Saga|Shigeru Miyamoto]]. This is the first recorded instance of his use of the term.<br /> * For some reason, the biological clock became a major element of Chris's relationship with [[Ivy]]. He thanks her for &quot;fixing&quot; it in [[CWC Update 9 April 2009]], [[A CWC Audition]], and [[Chris Sings Lovin' You]], as well as the bizarre dream-sequence page about their romance in [[Episode 19|Episode #19]] of [[Sonichu (comic)|the comic]]. He also mentioned this in his AIM chats with [[Vanessa Hudgens]] and on his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile|Wikipedia userpage]].<br /> * Chris mentioned his broken biological clock during the [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|date with Emily]], and added that his mother had the same problem at the time.<br /> * On his [[Twitter]] feed, Chris has blamed the biological clock for his odd schedule a couple of times, in [[December 2009]] and [[January 2010]].<br /> * In [[Mailbag 47|Mailbag #47]], Chris talked about his &quot;recent biological clock reset&quot;, allowing him to return to a regular update schedule for his comics. This didn't last very long.<br /> * The [[Alec Benson Leary calls]] contain a good deal of biological clock discussion, particularly in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|call #2]] and [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3|call #3]]. In [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 7|call #7]], Alec tries to explain to Chris that he's gotten the meaning of the colloquialism &quot;biological clock&quot; completely wrong, but Chris refuses to believe him.<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain]]<br /> <br /> {{CWC-isms}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:CWC-isms]]</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_the_law&diff=205565 2017-04-08T15:00:53Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Domain change.</p> <hr /> <div>{{DeadLinks}}<br /> {{Articleofthenow}}<br /> [[Image:116-CWCCop.jpg|thumb|Chris always keeps a watchful eye out for criminal scum who would dare steal his already-stolen characters.]]<br /> <br /> '''Laws''' are rules established by a society to protect its members and ensure the orderly function of society. Their observance is usually maintained by [[Jerkop|law enforcement]] and penalties are placed on those who disobey the laws.<br /> <br /> For [[Chris]], however, these just serve as another deterrent in his endless [[Love Quest|quest]] for [[china]] and a weapon with which to threaten his real and supposed enemies.<br /> <br /> As of 2017, Chris has six misdemeanors - three from hitting [[Michael Snyder]] with his car, one from macing the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]] and two from failing to acquire proper tags for his dogs. <br /> <br /> ==Understanding==<br /> {{quote|I have been giving him reasons since the police came in June of [[2008]], and nothing has sunken into that [[Hello, Juffalo|clown head]] of his.|[[Michael Snyder]]&lt;ref&gt;&lt;s&gt;[http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=6odVsyr3I40]&lt;/s&gt; (the video is fine, but that comment is no longer present as of Jun 2014)&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Impliedshooting.jpg|thumb|left|Violence is [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Comic Chris]]'s usual solution to law enforcement.]]<br /> <br /> Like his grip on [[Chris and reality|reality]], Chris's understanding of the law is tenuous at best, and dangerously [[naïve]] at worst. Chris legitimately believes trolling is illegal. He regularly threatens internet [[trolls]] with legal action, and makes no distinction in severity between a troll [[Ivy Q&amp;A|threatening violence]] against Chris and a troll uploading a harmless picture of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle]] to the Internet. As a matter of fact, Chris himself is prone to making [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|extremely violent threats]], such as [[Sign Destruction Video|threatening to murder]] [[Vivian Gee]] and her entire family because of her creating the [[audiobooks]]. He's done everything from calling the police to convincing his father to write to then-President [[George W. Bush]] in an attempt to get rid of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page. He has even poorly attempted to impersonate the President in a hilarious attempt to convince the trolls at ED to take down his page,&lt;ref&gt;&lt;s&gt;http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=prev&amp;oldid=1997405266&lt;/s&gt; (dead link as of Jun 2014)&lt;/ref&gt; and has attempted to contact the former President, [[Barack Obama]], to stop people from posting gay ads on the CWCipedia. Chris also believes that the laws in [[CWCville]] and the laws stated in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' should be enforced ''in real life.''&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 55#Draconian fun!]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris himself doesn't have much respect for laws and rules, particularly when [[Chris and hypocrisy|their enforcement inconveniences him]]. During his time at [[Target]], he saw nothing wrong with exploiting the free refill policy and loitering for hours at a time in a privately-owned establishment while harassing female customers and apparently [[Attraction Sign|soliciting hanky-panky]]. Chris often remarks that his [[Virgin with rage|emotional state]] entirely justifies his actions, stating in [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]] that he should be excused for disturbing the peace by literally screaming &quot;NOOOOOOO!&quot; loudly in the middle of a crowded mall.&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in &quot;The Rise &amp; Fall of My Heart&quot;]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Self-contradictory as ever, though, Chris's disregard of many laws does not stop him from rigidly observing others, often with completely skewed priority: In [[Sonichu Special 4]], his cartoon avatar makes a point of obeying the speed limit - while on his way to confront [[Liquid Chris]] and assault him with a [[Megatron pistol|deadly weapon]]. In a [[May 2010]] video, Chris states that he believes a man who brutally beat his girlfriend to death with his bare hands deserved twenty years in prison for his crimes, which is just twice the penalty he wants for [[Tobacky|smoking one cigarette]].&lt;ref&gt;[[05142010]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> In addition, Chris has very little respect for those who enforce the law:<br /> <br /> {{quote|Verbal Combat had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many “[[Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha]]s.” I nearly backed up onto him with my car, and I gave him another finger. Then I dashed off.|Excerpt from Chris's [[CWC's Diary|diary]]}}<br /> <br /> The above quote pretty much defines Chris's attitude towards law enforcement officials. He feels that it is completely appropriate to flip off, insult, and [[lie]] to people who are simply doing their jobs. And, of course, as any rational person would understand, running away from law enforcement officials is a seriously bad idea. Chris is truly a rebel without a cause (or effect).<br /> <br /> The correspondence with Jackie revealed that in the trial on the Target incident, Chris thought that his work with the [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris the TCG gamer|Pokémon TCG League]] let him off the hook.&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie e-mails Part 2#Chris lies about The Game Place]]&lt;/ref&gt; In reality, the court probably acquitted him either on a technicality or insufficient evidence. Chris probably mentioned the volunteer work because he believed a person's merits, no matter how unrelated, would automatically make one innocent of all charges. It is also telling that he recounted the charge as &quot;Soliciting&quot;, whereas the actual charge was &quot;Disorderly Conduct&quot;; he feels that he was only persecuted because of his [[Love Quest]] efforts, and not because he was tard raging.<br /> <br /> Of interesting note, is that contrary to Chris's [[Women's rights|general]] [[Homos|political]] [[Niggos|views]], he seems to be in favor - or at least accepting of - gun control legislation.&lt;ref&gt;[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]&lt;/ref&gt; Whether or not he has a firm understanding of what he's saying, we'll likely never know.<br /> <br /> Interestingly, Chris seems to have a ''very'' skewed view of the idea of &quot;self-defense&quot;, which is exemplified with the acquisition of pepper spray. Pepper spray, like most defensive weapons, should be used as a last resort, to keep people from attacking you. As seen with the [[26 December 2014|GameStop attacks]], Chris uses it as a means to keep anyone he doesn't like away. Using that event as an example, the man he sprayed wasn't even near him and Chris decided to spray a quick spritz on his chest without any provocation. It got worse when, days later, he began a commotion in a [[Walmart]] using the device. To Chris, it's the ultimate troll and Jerkop deterrent, when in actuality, he's waving around assault charges on a stick.<br /> <br /> ==Legal troubles==<br /> The following is a list of incident Chris had with the law. This list may not be complete; in a telephone conversation with [[Ivy]] in 2009, [[Bob]] told her that Chris had in the past six or seven incidents with the law,&lt;ref&gt;[[Ivy Q&amp;A#The end]]&lt;/ref&gt; and yet this article lists only three incidents that precede 2010.<br /> <br /> ===2004===<br /> On [[Twin Falling Towers|11 September]] [[2004]], Chris was detained at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] for loitering, and continually arguing with the staff over a number of months. The incident is depicted in [[Sub-Episode 1]]. Chris was banned from returning to the mall on his own and without his parents' company. However, it appears that this ban was lifted or ignored soon afterward.<br /> <br /> ===2005===<br /> On 20 July [[2005]], Chris was charged with disorderly conduct&lt;ref name=&quot;2005 Disorderly Conduct&quot;&gt;[[:File:20050720-GC05009339-00.png|Disorderly conduct charge, 20 July 2005]]&lt;/ref&gt; and trespassing&lt;ref name=&quot;2005 Trespassing&quot;&gt;[[:File:20050720-GC05009340-00.png|Trespassing charge, 20 July 2005]]&lt;/ref&gt; at Target, as depicted in [[Sub-Episode 7]] and [[Sub-Episode 8]]. After 2 hearings,&lt;ref name=&quot;2005 Disorderly Conduct&quot; /&gt;&lt;ref name=&quot;2005 Trespassing&quot; /&gt; prosecutors chose to drop the case and Chris was not punished.<br /> <br /> 5 days later, Chris caused an auto accident when he followed another car too closely and rear-ended it. This went to court on 12 September 2005.&lt;ref name=&quot;2005 Following Too Close&quot;&gt;[[:File:20050728-GT05011195-00.png|Following too close, 28 July 2005]]&lt;/ref&gt; He was fined $30 and had to pay $56 in court costs.<br /> <br /> ===2010===<br /> Chris's various run-ins at [[The GAMe PLACe]] have resulted in the cops being called on him a couple times. At least once after Chris called in his parents after he was initially banned from the location and tried to weasel his way back in, and again when he trespassed on the property, though he wasn't charged with anything on either occasion.&lt;ref&gt;[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> On 4 [[June 2010]], Chris made yet another pilgrimage to The GAMe PLACe. Chris was armed with his camera, and while Mike was concerned that Chris wanted pictures of his daughter for [[Mass debating|disturbing reasons]], Chris maintains that he merely wanted a picture of Mike [[Death threats|for use as]] [[CWC is Angry|a dartboard]]--still disturbing, but in entirely different ways. Chris was caught in the parking lot despite trying to run away, and was questioned by the police, who made him delete the pictures he had taken, and basically told him to quit his shit. Chris made his [[6 June 2010]] video in response to these events.<br /> <br /> ===2011===<br /> In a [[May 2011]] [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] post, Chris said that he has begun to use the ladies' restroom at his local mall while dressed in drag; he recounts an incident in which ''&quot;a woman complains and tattles on me, and a [[JERK|stereotypical Brute male]] shouts me out. I felt embarassed. [sic] When in skirt, I am still gonna go to the Ladies, because there is no goin' back for me.&quot;'' This supposed brute male may or may not have been with mall security.<br /> <br /> In his [[Calling Out|3 new videos]] posted after an 8-month-long hiatus from YouTube he tries to do something which some viewers of ''The Chandler Show'' believe to be blackmail. Chris admitted it by typing word ''blackmail'' in tags for last of them; however trolls hoping for a lawsuit [[saga]] shouldn't get their hopes up, because it's unlikely any of the trolls threatened by it would want to report him, given that they've all been trying to get him back onto the internet for months and wouldn't want to drive him off again. Not to mention Chris probably doesn't have anything on them at all. Note that under Virginia law, his demands are more likely to be considered extortion (still a class five felony) rather than blackmail.<br /> <br /> In the same video, Chris also point blank accused Mike of molesting his own daughter, all while admitting that he doesn't have any concrete proof of his allegation. Given how prone he is to accusing others of slandering him (like pointing out his bad qualities that are extremely evident to everyone but Chris), Chris's accusations are very hypocritical. If Mike did want to sue Chris in civil court, he would indeed have a case against him as Chris's allegations are textbook defamation. However, it's questionable what Snyder would win in litigation, aside from a [[PlayStation 3]] and numerous children's [[toys]].<br /> <br /> On [[28 October 2011]], Chris ended up in the worst possible scenario, netting a felony charge and 2 misdemeanors in what appears to be a ''3rd'' attempt to enter the GAMe PLACe, although all charges were reduced to misdemeanors upon sentencing.<br /> <br /> As a direct result of his 28 October 2011 run in with Michael Snyder, Chris had found both himself and [[Barb|his mother]] on the receiving end of a civil suit. Having been sentenced to community service and put under a probation, and being charged with paying Snyder's medical bills, this may very well have been the first time that he has felt ramifications for his accusations and threats. However, it is much more likely that he simply [[Chris and his Ego|doesn't care]], or still feels as if he were the [[Kick the Autistic|real victim]] in all of this.<br /> <br /> ===2012===<br /> [[File:Card.PNG|thumb]]<br /> <br /> On 4 [[February 2012]], it was revealed on his [[Facebook]] that Chris no longer has respect for ''any'' sort of law enforcement after the events of 28 October 2011, officially deeming everyone who upholds the law a Jerkop. At the same time, he revealed another encounter with the boys in blue that day. As he attempted to pass out fliers while at the mall, encouraging others to stay away from the GAMe PLACe, two Jerkops (or as Chris puts it, &quot;a Jerkop and an accomplice&quot;) approached him. Despite the officers simply wanting to talk to him and letting him know he wasn't in any trouble, Chris's paranoia kicked in and he ran. While the story Chris gives seem to hint that the officers just wanted to tell him to knock off the distribution of fliers, Chris believed otherwise, citing that one of them called out his name and making him think they wanted to post another encounter with him on the Internet. He escaped by diving into a Mitsubishi, most likely replacing the dying piece of scrap that is [[Son-Chu]], and driving off.<br /> <br /> On 12 [[April 2012]], Chris [[Virgin with rage#No longer a virgin (No word on the rage)|announced the loss of his virginity]], giving off strong hints that he had slept with a hired prostitute. He all but [[Facebook#Hey.2C_Trollies|confirmed this]] on 1 May, when he said that he 'found her on the backpage', most likely meaning that he found it on the website Backpage.com, a Craiglist clone that also solicits prostitutes--Chris's prostitute was codenamed [[Mia Hamm]], as seen on the website. In the state of Virginia, this constitutes a Class 1 Misdemeanor and is therefore illegal. It is unknown whether or not Chris is aware of this, but it's very likely that if he is, he simply doesn't care.<br /> <br /> On 28 April 2012, Chris revealed another incident in the mall. Prior to his Facebook note on 30 [[March 2012]], Chris got into a shouting match with a troll on his cell phone at the mall. The shouting did not go unnoticed, and Chris bolted once security was called in. On 25 April, Chris received a ban from the mall,&lt;ref&gt;[[Facebook#Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! &gt;8D]]&lt;/ref&gt; though it is unknown if it was for that incident or an incident that happened between those two dates.<br /> <br /> On 10 [[July 2012]], Chris was arraigned in court for the 28 October 2011 incident. After calling Snyder a &quot;thieving liar&quot; in the courtroom, Chris was sentenced to community service and put under a one-year probation. He was also ordered to pay Snyder's medical bills.<br /> <br /> ===2013===<br /> <br /> In September 2013, Chris committed an act of vandalism (an arrestable offense) by defacing a [[HEXbox]] One display at a Walmart, but got off easy by merely just being banned from the store. Given his furious reaction to this and his track record with a certain store owner who also did the same, it remains to be seen if Chris would follow up on his threat to have his revenge. Also, much like his tantrum at the [[Fashion Square Mall]] in 2005, Chris was also confronted by a jerkop at a local restaurant after scratching a woman's car with his, and screaming out loud in public. Chris claimed he was [[Chris and religion|cursing God for all his misfortune recently]].<br /> <br /> ===2014===<br /> <br /> On 29 [[March 2014]], a report surfaced on the [[CWCki Forums]] saying that earlier that month Chris has been spotted trying to steal merchandise from [[Best Buy]]. The next day Chris denied the truthfulness of the report, but [[Kim]] confirmed that the attempted shoplifting had indeed occurred.&lt;ref&gt;[[March 2014 Facebook Posts#Rumour]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> On [[26 December 2014]], Chris vandalized a Sonic Boom display in GameStop in the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] and was forced out due to a previous ban, but not before he attacked a staff member with pepper spray who was calling security. By the 28th, he was confirmed to have been jailed.<br /> <br /> ===2015===<br /> Thoughout most of 2015 Chris behaved himself, presumably because his sojourn to the jailhouse was fresh in his memory. His punishment for the pepper spray incident was eventually decided (after '''seven''' hearings) in October - a very light sentence of a three-figure fine and a six-month prison sentence that he won't have to serve unless he breaks the law again during probation.<br /> <br /> ===2016===<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Dogcourtcase2.png|Chris fined - No county dog tag 2<br /> File:Dogcourtcase1.png|Chris fined - No rabies certificate 2<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> In August, Chris was fined $121 by Greene County for two charges, each misdemeanors, of failing to acquire dog tag and rabies licenses for his dogs.<br /> <br /> In November, Chris made several death threats against president-elect [[Pmurt|Trump]]. He is blissfully unaware that threatening the president or president-elect is one of the few restrictions on freedom of speech in America, and could land Chris with a fine and/or up to five years in prison.<br /> <br /> ==Chris's parents and law==<br /> <br /> It's not hard to figure out why Chris thinks the law should serve him and him alone. His parents, too, have the same problem.<br /> <br /> * When Chris was thrown out of the [[Wikipedia:Cub Scouting (Boy Scouts of America)|Cub Scouts]] after an [[autism|unknown incident]], his parents attempted to sue the [[Wikipedia:Boy Scouts of America|Boy Scouts of America]] for [[Kick the Autistic|discrimination]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 18]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * When Chris threw a tantrum that required him to be restrained, Bob attempted to ''sue the school for restraining him''.&lt;ref&gt;&lt;s&gt;[http://208.210.219.132/stars/mainmenu.jsp;jsessionid=0000XHMY2MEVFIV0HN4N1CX0EQA:ulnfn1uq], case 0438-94-2&lt;/s&gt; (dead link as of Jun 2014)&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * When [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] took a picture of Chris and uploaded it to the Internet, Chris's parents threatened them with legal action (but as usual never followed through).<br /> * When [[Snorlax]] thought she had indigestion, she acted like she was going to sue the Chinese establishment the food came from. When it turned out to be [[Wikipedia:colitis|colitis]], she dropped the subject.<br /> * When Barb and Bob had their absurd case against Greene County used against them, their first reaction was to run to another county.&lt;ref&gt;[[Greene County Conspiracy]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * When [[Alec]] called the Chandler household posing as [[The GAMe PLACe]] employee Matthew Noble, [[Borb]] claimed that taking pictures of somebody without their knowledge or consent was &quot;not illegal.&quot; This came after threatening to sue Mimms and Lucas for doing exactly that.&lt;ref name=&quot;Matthew Noble call&quot;&gt;[[Matthew Noble call]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * During that same call, Bob simply won't have a bar of the concept that an individual can be prohibited from private property, saying, &quot;it's a business place,&quot; which has absolutely no bearing on private property laws.&lt;ref name=&quot;Matthew Noble call&quot;/&gt;<br /> * On 28 October 2011, Barb was arrested for not only fleeing the scene of an accident, but also felony assault on a police officer, a crime that a remotely sensible person would never commit due to the serious consequences attached to it (mandatory minimum of six months' imprisonment on conviction); however, the recent death of her husband, her age, her bad health and her hopeless, dependent clod of a son seem to have helped earn her some clemency.<br /> *On 10 [[July 2012]], Barb was arraigned in court for her participation in the 28 October 2011 incident. She was sentenced to community service and served a two year probation.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Barb discover bank result.png|Discover Bank vs Barb<br /> File:Barb vs Capital One Bank result.png|Capital One Bank vs Barb<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> *On 19 [[February 2016]], Barb was sued by Discover Bank for unpaid debt. The judgement stated that the owes $4,706.93 and $56 in court costs.<br /> *On 4 [[August 2016]], Barb was sued by Capital One Bank for the same reason. She owes $15,906.99, plus $56 in court costs.<br /> <br /> ==Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL laws==<br /> [[Image:AL cover.gif|thumb|Where Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL laws come from.]]<br /> Chris believes the police in real life are corrupt, and sees them in the same light as he sees the Jerkops in his comic- the Jerkops act as a stand-in for police who wronged him, and are portrayed as being impostors with no legal authority (probably indicating that Chris does not recognize real policemen as legitimate authority). In light of these things, Chris has his own spin on the law. The penalties for [[Alcohol|drinking]], smoking and internet harassment involve physical violence including a &quot;Kick in the Teeth&quot; which Chris inexplicably portrays as a punch in the first and only of his supposed series of Q&amp;A videos.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris Chan Q&amp;A 27 October 2008|the only one]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> On 31 [[December 2009]], Chris orated about a law he wanted made in order to prevent [[Jack Thaddeus]] from using the ad space he paid for:<br /> <br /> {{quote|I Have The Instinct, and I Have Already [[CWC-ism|Snail-Mailed]] President Barack Obama on how this sort of bad advertisement is going on and how it is Wrong and should be made Illegal. On HOW if the Main Captain does not WANT or IS OFFENDED with the listed Ads within his own Website or Works, REGARDLESS of who controls the AdSpace, WOULD REMOVE THOSE ADS or face JAILTIME. And the F.B.I. would be FULLY INVOLVED in all this, and THEY have the Power, Tools and Balls to seek, hunt down and bring in the Individual Internet Trolls and Ad-Spammers.|Chris}}<br /> <br /> <br /> As one can see, Chris is seeking the direct intervention of the president of his country and beseeching him to [[Chris and reality|outlaw advertisements he doesn't like.]] Aside from the fact that Obama himself couldn't have done anything about this, the fact is that Chris was mandated by law to display the ads Jack paid to display. Chris should have written to his congressman about this rather than the president, but either way he would have received no response.<br /> <br /> This attitude is also reflected on his relationship with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. [[2003|More than a decade ago]], she put a stop to Chris [[Love Quest#Conflicts with Mary Lee Walsh|soliciting sex]] on her campus. [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|War ensued]] and Chris received a well-deserved [[Autism papers|time-out]] for [[Chris and anger|his behaviour]]. Six years later, in [[2009]], Chris decided it was time to make peace. He went to her office and left her a [[:File:Apology to Mary Lee.jpg|&quot;Framed Hand-Drawn Apology&quot;]] on her doorstep.&lt;ref&gt;[[One Blessing, and One Curse|out of the blue]]&lt;/ref&gt; Her reaction was to file a trespassing notice. Chris disastrously believed that since he didn't read the letter and returned it to sender, he wasn't liable for it.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 26]]&lt;/ref&gt; Thankfully, Chris didn't trespass again.<br /> <br /> [[Mailbag 55]] posits a few more original laws: one, that it should be illegal for [[JERKS|men]] to ever show their [[Reldnahc|bare chest]] (because, according to Chris, no one in the entire world ever wants to see a man's bare chest, presumably disregarding [[women]], [[Homos|gay men]] and boxing enthusiasts), and two, he wants to [[Women's rights|force all women]] in any kind of relationship to wear rings (purely for his own benefit of course), thus defeating all symbolism and significance of them.<br /> <br /> In the aftermath of distancing himself from the Internet, Chris began to formulate a new law, the &quot;Bill for Anti Online Bad-Mouthing,&quot; starting with his second [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnote]], [[Don'tGetTrolled!]]. The details are unknown, but Chris essentially wants to make so that online, nobody can ever speak negatively of anybody else under threat of prosecution. There do exist laws against cyber-crime and online harassment but these laws vary by country (and concern rather more serious deeds than drawing [[Rosechu]] with a dick), and so even if Chris's law were somehow implemented federally, only his fellow USA residents would actually be held accountable. Chris is failing to comprehend that people besides Americans use the internet, or worse, assuming the entire world can be held to the USA's laws.<br /> <br /> ==In the comic==<br /> [[File:0862-Cwcville11.JPG|right|thumb|[[CWCville]] used to have a police station, but no more.]]<br /> The law, such as it is, in the comics is a horrifying totalitarianism where anybody anywhere is subject to the whims of a dictator. In CWCville, Chris is &quot;mayor&quot; (read: god-king) and has banned a number of things in his city. Smoking or drinking alcohol would lead one to be either sentenced to ten years in prison or a US$1,500 fine (which Chris [[Chris and Money|considers an equally bad punishment]]. CWCville has its own currency (despite being nothing more than a small city) and why fines are levied in USD is unknown.&lt;ref name=&quot;Chris Chan Q&amp;A 27 October 2008&quot;&gt;[[Chris Chan Q&amp;A 27 October 2008]]&lt;/ref&gt; Importing tobacco or alcohol incurs a greater punishment than murder or rape.&lt;ref name=&quot;Chris Chan Q&amp;A 27 October 2008&quot;/&gt; However, it should be noted that Chris [[Rollin' and Trollin'|repealed the law against alcohol]] in [[June 2009]].<br /> <br /> The Rosechus often congregate to &quot;protest&quot; for women's rights. These protests usually involve nudity and/or pornography. They campaign for basic, archaic things like eligibility to vote, suggesting Chris (or one of his predecessors) has imposed discriminating laws against women in CWCville.<br /> <br /> It is never clear whether or not CWCville is legally a part of the United States (and thus subject to its federal laws) as Chris characteristically sends mixed messages a lot - some things are distinctly American (the aforementioned USD fines, for instance) but CWCville has its own currency, and its own set of &quot;laws&quot;, the likes of which would never be permitted in a developed or even undeveloped country, even if CWCville were some sort of Vatican-like sovereign state. The only arrangement that makes even the slightest amount of sense is that CWCville is just that - a sovereign state, on US soil. Chris doesn't seem to have thought this out though, and evidently believes the mayor of a town is legally entitled to act as an authoritarian dictator.<br /> <br /> As a mayor, Chris does nothing bureaucratic, ever, and makes [[Allison Amber|his secretary]] do all the paperwork (as per his thoughts on women) while he goes off on another one of his sweetheart searches. He has mandated &quot;[[dating education|Dating Education]]&quot; classes for students so that they can learn to go on dates, as well as how to &quot;stay straight.&quot;<br /> <br /> [[List of Sonichu characters#Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Actual police officers]] did not appear until [[Sonichu 10|quite late]] in the series and even then, they did nothing whatsoever, giving the impression that Chris and his [[Pokémon]] abominations are the only thing standing between peace and violent anarchy. However, [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu #9'']] seems to reveal that there are three sets of &quot;other&quot; protectors: a (possibly) nondescript police force (distinct from [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s [[jerkops]]), as well as his own team of [[Power Rangers]] and a team of [[Transformers]].<br /> <br /> {{quote|Is CWCville under Martial Law?|[[Jack Thaddeus]] citing the truth as he sees it}}<br /> <br /> In conversation with [[Jack Thaddeus]], Chris revealed that CWCville is the home of a paramilitary force equipped with tanks which he uses as a &quot;Police Force&quot;, and all his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] enjoy immunity from prosecution and are above the law.&lt;ref&gt;[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]&lt;/ref&gt; Add this to the fact that Chris cannot be deposed as mayor (&quot;there [[Chris and English|is]] no elections&quot;) and the fact that the police and a fleet of superpowered goons obey literally anything Chris demands of them, and it paints a very frightening picture. According to Chris, [[Magi-Chan]] mentally scans the city perimeters for any sexual acts, and reports any [[homos|homosexual]] activity to the authorities. The participants are then &quot;tried and fined HEAVILY; $500 or 50 Hours of Community Service.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck]]&lt;/ref&gt; Apparently in CWCville, the [[Wikipedia:Fourth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Fourth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution]] does not apply in matters of personal sexual choice, and neither does the [[wikipedia:Lawrence v. Texas|U.S. Supreme Court ruling]] finding sodomy laws to be unconstitutional.<br /> <br /> Even though Chris's deranged laws exist only within his city-state-country-whatever of CWCville, he exacts his deranged fury unto people whether they're actually in his jurisdiction or not. [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu #10'']] shows four distinct crimes committed outside of CWCville: the destruction of the [[4-cent garbage]] building, the murder of over one hundred alleged &quot;trolls&quot; in said destruction, breaking and entering, and destroying Internet files and property. There was no evidence to suggest that this act of mass murder was even investigated by the authorities, and the comic portrays this act of [[Twin Falling Towers|terrorism]] as Chris and his goons heroically defeating a gang of criminals.<br /> <br /> Chris may be able to commit murder without being reprimanded, but of course this doesn't apply to everyone. Following the death of [[Simonla]], the culprits ([[Alec]], [[Mao]], [[Sean]] and [[Evan]]) are subjected to a show trial, and given no defense attorney by the state (violating the [[Wikipedia:Sixth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Sixth Amendment]]) forcing Sean to act as their lawyer despite being [[Tobacky|high as a kite]]. There is no solid evidence presented for the murder charge, aside from the Voltorb remote (which the prosecutor never tried to prove belonged to them) and wholly unreliable &quot;psychic evidence&quot; extracted by Magi-Chan. When they're railroaded and found guilty, they're ''killed by the people they've wronged'' (read: murdered brutally by cartoon characters), in a gross violation of the [[Wikipedia:Eighth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Eighth Amendment]] forbidding cruel and unusual punishment.<br /> <br /> Demonstrating Chris's limited understanding of trials (as his knowledge of trials stems purely from television), the kangaroo court integrates both elements of civil and criminal trials. The Asperpedia Four are not only prosecuted for murder by a [[Marvey Blaziken|state attorney]], as per a criminal trial, but also charged with defamation of character, libel, and copyright infringement (as well as several charges such as &quot;profanity to the max&quot; that would hold no water in an actual court) by Chris and his cohorts, as per a civil trial. Surely enough, Chris, Sonichu, and Rosechu are sitting in a bench marked &quot;PLAINTIF&quot; [sic]. That both civil and criminal charges are included in one trial not only demonstrates a poor understanding of the courtroom process, but is further proof that Chris considers &quot;slanderous mockeries&quot; and other torts on par with major crimes such as murder and assault. To add to the equation, one cannot be given a death sentence (or any sentence, for that matter) for being guilty in a civil trial, but in the Asperpedia Four trial civil charges are the primary reason for the death sentence. In summary, the CWCville court system is a constitutional nightmare that violates multiple articles and amendments, and has no concept of due process. One must wonder why it is allowed to exist within the borders of the U.S.<br /> <br /> Were it not obvious by now, any semblance of law in CWCville exists solely to further the wishes of its tyrannical (and murderous) mayor.<br /> <br /> == References ==<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Parody]]<br /> *[[Jerkop]]<br /> *[[Manajerks]]<br /> *[[Chris and copyright]]<br /> <br /> {{Chris and}}</div>

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<p>Michaeldsuarez: Domain change.</p> <hr /> <div>{{Articleofthenow}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I PRAY TO [[GodJesus|GOD AND JESUS]] TO [[Death threats|KILL]]&lt;br&gt;JASON KENDRICK HOWELL.|Chris, [[Sonichu Girls]] forum}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Jason Kendrick Howell.jpg|thumb|Jason as he appears in [[Sonichu (comic)|the comic]].]]<br /> <br /> '''Jason Kendrick Howell''' is the original creator &lt;ref&gt;&lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:Howellgames]&lt;/s&gt;&lt;/ref&gt; of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|&quot;Chris-chan&quot; ED page]]. [[Chris]] wanted to call the [[jerkop|jerkops]] on Howell for allegedly having sex with an [[BlueSpike|underage girl]], [[Kathleen]]. (Spoiler: Howell never did have that underage sex.) Howell goes by [[Metal Gear Solid|&quot;Liquid Snake&quot;]] on [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]]'s /v/. [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008|According to Chris]], he is also &quot;the Dork of Ages&quot;, a phrase [[Things Chris has ripped off|stolen]] from ''[[American Dad!]]''&lt;ref&gt;&quot;[[Wikipedia:Dungeons and Wagons|Dungeons and Wagons]]&quot;&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==In real life==<br /> [[File:Jasonhowell1.jpg|thumb|Jason wearing an eyepatch in real life.]]<br /> <br /> After Chris discovered the [[ED]] page he had some e-mail correspondence with Jason, from which Chris got Jason's phone number.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris E-mails 2008#August]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris later used the phone number to find the city which Jason lived in, as well as tracing down his [[MySpace]] page, where he found [[Kathleen]] by looking at Jason's friend list. Chris made the assumption that Kathleen was Jason's girlfriend and Jason has had sex with her, which, combined with Kathleen's status as a seventeen-year-old, led to his accusation of Jason having underage sex. Chris also took note of the background image on Jason's MySpace page, and based Jason's appearance in the comic upon that picture.<br /> <br /> After Jason's inclusion in [[Sonichu (comic)|the comic]], Chris exchanged some more e-mails with him, but it soon came to a hold. About a year later Chris's [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu site]] was hacked by [[Clyde Cash]]. Chris, assuming that Jason was behind the deed, responded by calling him and making the infamous &quot;[[Jason Kendrick Howell message|I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD]]&quot; threat.<br /> <br /> Jason eventually joined forces with [[Vivian Gee]], recording his own voice for the [[Audiobooks]]. He also provided commentary for the [[Official Videobooks]], though he didn't so much comment on the videobooks so much as just ramble about the history of Chris with 4chan and ED.<br /> <br /> ==In ''Sonichu''==<br /> [[Image:Bigboss.JPG|thumb|Jason, resembling [[Wikipedia:Big Boss (Metal Gear)|Big Boss]] of the [[Metal Gear Solid|''Metal Gear'' series]].]]<br /> <br /> Jason appears in ''[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]'' in the episode, &quot;Rage Against the Garbage&quot;, as the episode's primary antagonist. He appears to reside in the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building on the 72nd floor (because 72 is 66+6. Get it? 666. Because he's evil [even though the actual [[Wikipedia:Number of the Beast|number of the Beast]] is 616]).<br /> <br /> Jason wears a cloak most of the time, and also has an eyepatch, headband, and brown hair. The eyepatch, headband, and hair color sparked some curiosity and confusion amongst the [[trolls]], considering that it was almost a blatant reference to [[Wikipedia:Big Boss (Metal Gear|Big Boss]] of the [[Metal Gear Solid|''Metal Gear'' series]]. Some were worried that Chris had actually played ''MGS'', and was now ripping it off. However, it was revealed later by Jason himself that he actually sent Chris a photograph of himself wearing an eyepatch. (Jason also tried to send Chris the first disc of ''[[Wikipedia:Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence|Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence]]'', but due to Chris's mail paranoia at the time, it was returned to the sender.&lt;ref&gt;&lt;s&gt;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LndR1s5jIRQ A Jason Retrospective, Part 3]&lt;/s&gt;&lt;/ref&gt;)<br /> <br /> [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] confront Jason and [[Kathleen]] over the images featured on the website of Rosechu's TRUE and HONEST [[china|genitalia]]. After refusing to take down the website following Sonichu's shitty and meaningless speech, Sonichu attempts to fight Jason, only to have his furry ass kicked by Jason's &quot;dark force&quot; powers. Rosechu (as [[The Incredible Lioness]]) then face-rapes him nearly to death (a move stolen from [[Things Chris has ripped off#Kekko Kamen|Kekko Kamen]]), but the &quot;dark forces&quot; keep him alive.<br /> <br /> Later on in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Jason is seen talking with [[Jack Thaddeus]], [[Beel]] and [[Clyde Cash]] on the &quot;66+6&quot; floor. He calls them all Gaywads and flies off with [[Kathleen]] at his side to his two-storey house in the suburbs.<br /> <br /> In a [[Book10Replacement|video]] released on 30 [[October 2010]], Chris presents a revised ending of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], in which he reveals that the couple broke up when Kathleen cheated on him with their secretary, and she later went to maximum security prison for smoking [[Tobacky|pot]], where she shares a cell with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Jason supposedly dies offscreen in a car crash.<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]<br /> *[[Jason Kendrick Howell message]]<br /> *[[4-cent_garbage.com]]<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:Jasonhowell 08-09-12.PNG<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> ==Sources==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> ==External links==<br /> *&lt;s&gt;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKW4XLBYYfs Sonichu! The Audiobook! 4-Cent Garbage Jason Edition!] by [[Vivian Gee]]&lt;/s&gt; Dead.<br /> *A Jason Retrospective: Jason talks of his part in the trolling. &lt;s&gt;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ISr7Fq7EPY Part 1], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9TtPNnyayY Part 2], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LndR1s5jIRQ Part 3], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG_ySvT2Qg4 Part 4], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umvpa89jZRU Part 5], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN2-41BQvqU Part 6 (5.2)]&lt;/s&gt;<br /> {{Sonichu}}<br /> {{Trolls}}<br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Howell, Jason Kendrick}}<br /> [[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]<br /> [[Category:Trolls]]<br /> [[Category:Villains]]<br /> [[Category: ED Saga]]</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Grace_Baptist_Church&diff=205563 2017-04-08T14:59:58Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Domain change.</p> <hr /> <div>{{DeadLinks}}<br /> [[Image:Grace Baptist Church.jpg|thumb|Grace Baptist Church, [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]]]<br /> <br /> '''Grace Baptist Church''', located in 3764 Pritchett Lanem [[Charlottesville, VA]],&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.cvillegbc.com/]&lt;/ref&gt; is a [[wikipedia:Southern Baptist Convention|Southern Baptist]]&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.cvillegbc.com/Who_We_Are/]&lt;/ref&gt; Church in which [[Chris]] was a member until being kicked from it.&lt;ref name=&quot;Expelled&quot;&gt;[[Megan emails, 2008#Chris talks about his feelings, then some shit no one cares about]]&lt;/ref&gt; The exact date when Chris started to attend Grace Baptist Church is not known. The church was founded in July 2000,&lt;ref&gt;[http://cvilletomorrow.typepad.com/charlottesville_tomorrow_/2007/12/grace_baptist.html]&lt;/ref&gt; shortly after the Chandler family returned to Ruckersville.&lt;ref&gt;According to [[Chris's resume#Professional Education|Chris's resume]], he graduated from [[Manchester High School]] on 15 June 2000. In his Wikipedia profile he mentioned that his family returned to Ruckersville [[Chris's Wikipedia profile#Graduation|days after his graduation]], meaning sometime in June.&lt;/ref&gt; It can therefore be said for certain that Chris joined the church no earlier than July 2000, but it is also possible that he joined the church at a later date.<br /> <br /> The approximate date of Chris's expulsion from the Church can be determined with a bit more certainty. In an email Chris sent to [[Megan]] on 18 [[April 2008]], he mentions that, due to his expulsion from Grace Baptist Church, he has been attending [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]] for more than a month.&lt;ref name=&quot;Expelled&quot; /&gt; If we take his words to mean at least a month and a couple of days, we can determine that Chris was expelled from Grace Baptist Church no later than the middle of [[March 2008]]. It is possible, though, that Chris was expelled even earlier; in an email from 4 March 2008, Megan wrote to Chris that she is &quot;sorry to hear about the Church thing&quot; and that &quot;Some people just aren't meant to work under His name&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;[[Megan emails, 2008#Megan doesn't want to be on Chris's websites]]&lt;/ref&gt; This is probably a reference to Chris's expulsion from the church, suggesting it occurred during the beginning of March or earlier.<br /> <br /> In September [[2008]], Chris claimed that &quot;Pastor John Hartless did not like my views I've expressed in [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|my video I did on my 25th Birthday]], and he found the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] page.&quot;&lt;ref name=&quot;ED Talk page&quot;&gt;&lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Talk:Chris-chan/Archive4#Church_Search The ED Chris-Chan article talk page, Archive 4]&lt;/s&gt; (dead link as of Jun 2014)&lt;/ref&gt; When publicly asked about his old church a little more than a year later, Chris claimed that the pastor &quot;did a background check&quot; and merely found a few images of girls in bikinis on Chris's [[Facebook]] page.&lt;ref name=&quot;CWCiki, Mailbag 14&quot;&gt;[[Mailbag 14#Pictures of women in bikinis... right...|Mailbag 14]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> After his expulsion from Grace Baptist Church, Chris practiced at the [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]]. It seems that they were more willing to tolerate Chris's bullshit, but eventually [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church#Incidents|they reached their breaking point]] as well.<br /> <br /> The church in which Chris's imaginary wedding to [[Ivy]] takes place, CWCville Baptist Church,&lt;ref&gt;[[Wedding Comic]], [[:Image:SchuComicSP2P1.jpg|p. 2]]&lt;/ref&gt; is most likely named after Grace Baptist Church. This is peculiar, considering that the Wedding Comic was drawn on 2009, after Chris's expulsion from his old church. <br /> <br /> == Sources ==<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Chris and religion]]<br /> <br /> {{Places}}<br /> [[Category:Places]]</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Christian_Weston_Chandler_Interview&diff=205562 2017-04-08T14:59:36Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Domain change.</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:LetsNotTalkAboutPickles.jpg|thumb|right|&quot;Let's not talk about [[pickles]].&quot;]]<br /> <br /> '''An Interview with the Chris-Chan''' was conducted through the [[PSN]] and released to [[YouTube]] on 17 October [[2008]].&lt;ref&gt;&lt;s&gt;Date determined from [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Talk:Chris-chan/Archive10#An_interview ED Chris-chan talk page, Archive10]&lt;/s&gt; (dead link as of Jun 2014)&lt;/ref&gt; It is the first interview Chris granted since his rise to internet fame.<br /> <br /> Notable is Chris's genuine concern that then-candidate [[Barack Obama]], if elected, would paint the White House black, in addition to denying that the [[Medallion of Fail|medallion]] was destroyed.<br /> <br /> We also catch a fleeting glimpse of [[Barb|Snorlax]] in her first ever video appearance. She would not appear on camera again until the leaked release of [[You're Always Pretty]] more than 3 years later.<br /> <br /> ==Video==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = An Interview with the Chris-Chan<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|mlFHIc9K7mU}}<br /> | stardate = 17 [[October 2008]]<br /> | subject = {{Politics|text}}, {{trollsicon|text}}, {{homos|text}}<br /> | style = {{Reason|text}}<br /> | saga = {{Blanca|text}}<br /> | shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Chris Chan Update 13 October 2008]]<br /> | next = [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Transcript ===<br /> <br /> '''Interviewer 1:''' So, um, what do you think of [[Barack Obama|Barack]]. Just tell me, please.<br /> <br /> '''Chris:''' I just don’t care much for him.<br /> <br /> '''Interviewer 1:''' Why, you know, why? Be specific, man. You’re smart.<br /> <br /> '''Interviewer 2:''' Yeah, you’re a smart guy.<br /> <br /> '''Chris:''' Well…there’s a theory that, uh, if Obama went to the White House he would probably paint it [[black]]. <br /> <br /> ''[DMX's &quot;X Gon' Give It to Ya&quot; plays as a video depicts Obama in front of a black White House, flying a KFC flag with large buckets of KFC over the front lawn.]''<br /> <br /> '''Interviewer 1:''' But, why do you think he’s going to pain the White House black. Just, why? I mean it’s like me painting my house green for no damn reason<br /> <br /> '''Interviewer 2:''' It’s cause you like [[pickle|pickles]].<br /> <br /> '''Chris:''' ''[sigh]'' Can we not talk about pickles, please?<br /> <br /> ''[Jump cut]''<br /> <br /> '''Interviewer 2:''' Are you aware that people on [[YouTube]] are, uh, claiming that they stole your [[Medallions of Fail#The Sonichu Medallion|medallion]]? <br /> <br /> '''Chris:''' Hmm… It’s on me right now, so there...so, uhh, they're telling [[lies]].<br /> <br /> '''Interviewer 2:''' They said something about you made another one and it’s two times bigger like… like, uhh… It's false, isn't it? Because it’s on you, right?<br /> <br /> '''Chris:''' Yeah, it's mostly… yeah it's mostly false. Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''Interviewer 2:''' Mostly false? I mean, what's… what’s not false about it, then? <br /> <br /> '''Chris:''' I’d rather not talk about it and don’t worry about it. I mean…I mean they’re just blowing off smoke and uhh…they’re jealous of, ya know, some of my success and what not so it’s just best to ignore them. Don’t worry about them. <br /> <br /> '''Interviewer 2:''' Golden. That’s golden. <br /> <br /> ''[Jump cut]''<br /> <br /> '''Interviewer 2:''' Damn, Chris. [[Sonichu]] and, uh, the [[Medallions of Fail#The Jiggliami Medallion|Jiggliami medallion]], I’m just glad they’re all safe, ya know. They… they go me going there when they showed me those medallions. I mean they look exactly like the one you had. Like, I was fooled. Like, this is why I asked you because they were picture-perfect. <br /> <br /> '''Chris:''' ''[under his breath]'' Alright, mmm hmm.<br /> <br /> '''Interviewer 2:''' So how did, how did that get into his possession, like uhh… you sent it to [[Blanca]] and how did they get it, how did it get to their possession in the first place?<br /> <br /> '''Chris:''' They were, they were living nearby her and they just intercepted the mail.<br /> <br /> '''Interviewer 2:''' Wow.<br /> <br /> ''[Jump cut]''<br /> <br /> '''Interviewer 2:''' What’s up with the pickles, dude?<br /> <br /> '''Chris:''' I hate pickles.<br /> <br /> '''Interviewer 2:''' Who is the [[Man in the Pickle Suit|man in the pickle suit]]? <br /> <br /> ''[Significant laughter in the background.]''<br /> <br /> '''Chris:''' I don’t know who that guy is and I don’t think I really would care to know.<br /> <br /> '''Interviewer 2:''' I mean, there’s actually someone in a pickle suit that you know and you hate him. [''Background laughter'']<br /> <br /> '''Chris:''' Yeah, I don’t know who that person is.<br /> <br /> ''[Jump cut]''<br /> <br /> '''Interviewer 2:''' I’m sorry. I just wanted to ask you, like, what do you, like, do you hate [[Homos|gay people]]? <br /> <br /> '''Chris:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> ''[Clip of Chris Crocker crying, “you bastard”]''<br /> <br /> '''Interviewer 2:''' You hate gay people.<br /> <br /> '''Chris:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''Interviewer 2:''' Oh, okay.<br /> <br /> ''[Jump cut]''<br /> <br /> '''Chris:''' Hang on a moment.<br /> <br /> '''Interviewer 2:''' Alright.<br /> <br /> ''[ [[Barb]]ara presumably walks into [[Chris’s room]]. Chris sets his camera down on his bed]]''<br /> <br /> '''Chris:''' Hi mom. I’m alright. How are you. <br /> <br /> ''[Chris and Barb talk as the interviewers laugh to themselves]''<br /> <br /> '''Barbara:''' You should be sorry, too. <br /> ''[mumbling]''<br /> <br /> '''Chris:''' I’m talk…I talking to a couple of people on the internet on the [[PS3#PlayStation Network|PlayStation Network]]…Well…I’ll consider it. I’ll talk to you later. (picks up his camera) Alright, well, that was my mom. She entered and left.<br /> <br /> '''Interviewer 2:''' Yeah, we saw that, Chris. <br /> <br /> ''[Jump cut]''<br /> <br /> '''Interviewer 2:''' Ya know, you’ve got to be a respectable person.<br /> <br /> '''Chris:''' Yup. <br /> <br /> '''Interviewer 2:''' Yeah. Yup. A person that, uh, you know, we have to be, uh, we have to be, uh, you know, respectable people. We can't be ''pickles''.<br /> <br /> ''[&quot;WTF BOOM&quot; soundclip and footage of a mushroom cloud exploding.]''<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Chris-chan Discusses...]]<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *&lt;s&gt;[http://www.mediafire.com/?gjlmgufymom Download]&lt;/s&gt; (dead link as of Jun 2014)<br /> <br /> {{PoliticalVideos}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Interview videos]]<br /> [[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2008|2008-10-17]]</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_Chris%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica&diff=205561 2017-04-08T14:58:50Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Domain change.</p> <hr /> <div>{{Articleofthenow}}<br /> {{Honest}}<br /> Within days of the creation of the [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-chan]] article on '''[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]''', [[Christian Weston Chandler]] was aware of its existence due to his frequent [[Ego|ego-searches]] for himself and [[Sonichu]]. Chris obviously paid close attention to the page from the beginning, but he managed to resist the temptation to make his own changes to the article for nearly a week before plunging in with dozens of attempts to make himself look good on the page or convince [[ED]] to leave him alone.<br /> <br /> Ironically, virtually every embarrassing detail we now know about Chris, outside of his [[YouTube]] videos and his Sonichu website, was first presented to ED ''by himself'', in these edits.<br /> <br /> Chris's rationale was &quot;TMI-Input-To-Overload-Their-Minds-And-STOP,&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#The_E.D._Webpage]]&lt;/ref&gt; believing that if he told [[troll]]s details about how pathetic his life is, they would feel sorry for him or be too freaked out to do anything. Of course, being the [[Internet]], it only made the trolls want to troll him even more, and is analogous to a child telling his bullies not to beat him up because he still wets the bed.<br /> <br /> {{TOC limit|limit=2}}<br /> <br /> ==Known ED sockpuppets==<br /> <br /> Chris used numerous sockpuppet accounts to avoid drawing undue attention upon himself. This didn't work because each of these socks were easily identified as Chris, since they were the only users on the entire site who cared enough about him to defend him. Also, most of these socks identified themselves in their edits as being Christian Weston Chandler, so that was a big clue.<br /> <br /> * [http://web.archive.org/web/20080327085839/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Reldnahc Reldnahc] (active 10 Nov 2007 - 10 Jan 2008; 14 Aug 2008 - 12 Sep 2008)<br /> * [http://web.archive.org/web/20080120185831/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Chris-chan Chris-chan] (active 30 Dec 2007)<br /> * &lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Special:Contributions/Denilah Denilah]&lt;/s&gt; (active 19 Jan 2008)<br /> * &lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Special:Contributions/Clyde Clyde]&lt;/s&gt; (active 21 Jan 2008)<br /> * &lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Special:Contributions/Glith Glith]&lt;/s&gt; (active 25 Jan 2008)<br /> * [http://web.archive.org/web/20100326084605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Waltbunn Waltbunn] (active 26 Jan 2008)<br /> * &lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Special:Contributions/Waltermelon Waltermelon]&lt;/s&gt; (active 12 Mar 2008)<br /> * [http://web.archive.org/web/20080616164050/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Christian-Weston-Chandler Christian-Weston-Chandler] (active 15 Mar 2008 - 21 Mar 2008)<br /> * &lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Special:Contributions/SAVE_CHRIS_CHAN SAVE CHRIS CHAN]&lt;/s&gt; (active 7 Aug 2008)<br /> * [http://web.archive.org/web/20100328214542/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Jamplerf Jamplerf] (active 14 Aug 2008)<br /> ==Edit details==<br /> ===10 November===<br /> <br /> '''From 1:10-2:28am EST (06:10-07:28 GMT), Chris makes the following edits:<br /> '''<br /> * See edits [http://web.archive.org/web/20100419232801/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=1997315096&amp;oldid=1997314465 here]<br /> * First attempt to sanitize the article, removing words he doesn't like (&quot;retarded,&quot; &quot;scary&quot;) and changing others (&quot;racist&quot; to &quot;Old-Fashioned&quot;).<br /> * Removes a thumbnail of Goatse from his article. This was his very first edit, so it looks like he was trying to resist getting involved but Goatse crossed the line.<br /> * Changes &quot;[[Masturbating and squirtin'|MASTURBATIN' AND SQUIRTIN']]&quot; rainbow pyramid to read &quot;DIVINE RETRIBUTION&quot;, then to &quot;[[Mass debating|MASTURBATE]]&quot; with the added note &quot;Every Person is Doing it!!&quot; Later adds: &quot;Aahhhhhhhh...Relief... :)&quot;<br /> * Changes comment about the medallion being bloody awful and made of clay to being good and made of &quot;[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|crayola model magic]].&quot; (This is how we first learned what the hell the medal is made of.)<br /> * Changes references to the [[the Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|Tale of the Crazy Pacer]] to place the incident in 2004 (at age 22) instead of 2006 (at age 24). ED was going by the date Anna posted the blog entry; Chris seems to be referring to when the incident actually happened.<br /> * Edits a section on him being racist to read:<br /> {{quote|Oh yeah, he's also Old Fashioned. In his idea of a Sweetheart, she is not Black. He is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for [[Chris_and_sex#Rape|blood, tears and semenal descent.]]}}<br /> * Changes a paragraph asking why he wears the medallion to effectively answer the question:<br /> {{quote|Why does he insists on wearing? It identifies him for the high-funcioning Autistic individual that he is. It's speculated it may give him some [[Anchuent Prophecy|secret]] [[Chris-chan Sonichu|power]]. Like Psychic Powers and Quick-Play Speed.}}<br /> * Changes a sentence mocking the way he says [[tobacky]] to explain why he said it:<br /> {{quote|He also talks about how he wants to take every ounce of &quot;tobacky&quot;(said that way, because he felt uncomfortable saying the actual fucking word) and shoot it to the moon.}}<br /> * Changes this paragraph:<br /> {{quote|He also calls being gay a vice, and cites Dr. Kinsey. I don't know what Dr. Kinsey he's talking about, but the only famous Dr. Kinsey I know contradicts everything he just said. But yet again, a 25 year old virgin knows all about love.}}<br /> : To the following:<br /> {{quote|He also calls being gay VICE, and cites Dr. Kinsey. The only famous Dr. Kinsey I know agreed with everything he just said (Rent the Kinsey movie &quot;R&quot; rated or Unrated from your local movie store). But yet again, a 25 year old virgin knows all about love, especially after fucking a [[Kimmi|plastic]] [[Officer Nasty|woman]] full of his hot air now and then.}}<br /> * Corrects description of his portrayal of Mary Lee Walsh to: &quot;Grey-Haired Witch with a shoddy Devil-Style Viking Helmit&quot; (It remains a common misconception that MLW's golden, horned helmet is blonde hair with protruding devil horns.)<br /> * Informs us that &quot;Resources found that Mary has obtained a copy of the &quot;CWC On TV&quot; DVD from her pawn, Susan Hannifan.&quot;<br /> * Adds a link to veoh.com: &quot;The Ignored Veoh.com, with all the free porn to download at 5kbits a second&quot;<br /> * Changes the caption of fan art depicting him with the sign to say &quot;The Only Reasonable and Inexpensive Idea he could ever fucking think of&quot;<br /> <br /> At 7:28 p.m. EST (00:28 GMT, 11 Nov), Chris makes this edit:<br /> <br /> * More general sanitizing, changing the captions of the images to be more pro-CWC. This edit would be reverted just 90 minutes later, but the earlier edits would get left in the article for some time.<br /> <br /> ===11 November===<br /> <br /> '''Between 11:40 p.m. EST, 10 Nov and 12:42 a.m. EST 11 Nov (04:41-05:12 GMT 11 Nov), Chris makes the following edits:<br /> '''<br /> * See edits [http://web.archive.org/web/20100615014023/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=1997316018&amp;oldid=1997315821 here]<br /> <br /> * As Chris's edits get larger, he uses some sort of sub-par text editor that adds unnecessary line breaks, screwing up ED's line-by-line comparison, which makes it harder to tell what he's added.<br /> <br /> [[Image:MaryWantsIt.JPG|thumb|right|&quot;Come and lick my pussy, my [[Jerkop]] slave.&quot;]]<br /> * Uploads the following pictures:<br /> :*[[:File:HedgehogsinFLuv.JPG|Hedgehogs in FLuv.JPG]] - the Sonichu/Rosechu sex picture later used in Sonichu 8.<br /> :*[[:File:MaryWantsIt.JPG|Mary Wants It.JPG]] - Mary Lee nude, beckoning her Jerkop slave to pleasure her.<br /> :*[[:File:BubblesandBlackSonichu.JPG|Bubbles and Black Sonichu.JPG]] - Bubbles riding cowgirl on Black Sonichu at the beach.<br /> :*[[:File:AngelicainGod'sEyes.JPG|Angelica in God's Eyes.JPG]] - Angelica masturbating in her bedroom.<br /> :* [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] - Christian fingering Megan.<br /> :*[[:File:202-SchuRchuKissPSPWall.jpg|SchuRchuKissPSPWall.jpg]] - The kiss scene from Sonichu 0.<br /> :* HedgehogsinFLuv.JPG - duplicate Sonichu/Rosechu picture.<br /> :* BubblesandBlackSonichu.JPG - Duplicate Bubbles/Blachu picture.<br /> :* AngelicainGod'sEyes.JPG - Duplicate Angelica picture.<br /> :* She came for CWC2.JPG - Duplicate Chris/Megan picture.<br /> <br /> * Adds some of these images to the gallery, with captions:<br /> <br /> :* SchuRchuKissPSPWall.jpg &quot;Sonichu and Rosechu's First Kiss&quot;<br /> :* HedgehogsinFLuv.JPG &quot;Sonichu and Rosechu's First Fuck-a-Thon&quot;<br /> :* BubblesandBlackSonichu.JPG &quot;Bubbles...and Black Sonichu?!!!&quot;<br /> :* AngelicainGod'sEyes.JPG &quot;FUCK!! Did she have to do that in the house of God?!!&quot;<br /> :* ShecameforCWC.JPG &quot;Your sister has cum for me&quot;<br /> :* MaryWantsIt.JPG [no caption]<br /> <br /> * Chris trying to play off the girl he's fingering in the picture as &quot;''your'' sister&quot; almost certainly fueled the assumption that she was actually ''Christian's'' (imaginary) sister Crystal.<br /> <br /> * Puts the rainbow pyramid back and has it read &quot;WOMEN MASTURBATING&quot; with the note &quot;Why not? Everybody's Doing it. Hmm...Awesomely Relieving and Visually Appealing.&quot;<br /> <br /> * He adds several lengthy, revealing sections about himself:<br /> <br /> :* He implies that he masturbates to [[Excel Saga]].<br /> :* [[Random-access_humor#Random Ramblings|Random Ramblings]], apparently meant to show [[lie|he's funny]].<br /> :* Lyrics for [[So Need a Cute Girl]]<br /> :* His shitty [[Christian's sex joke|sex joke]]<br /> :* And his addiction to soda:<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;<br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;===THE SODA JERK===&lt;/nowiki&gt;&lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> YES, I drink A LOT of Soda from Coca-Cola to Pepsi to Powerade. I have a lot of stored caffeene in my energy supply, and not only kept me on my toes, but has also messed up my fucking [[biological clock]] as well. I sleep from fucking six AM to twelve-fucking-thirty. BIG REASON I need a Sweetheart, so she can help me back on track towards getting back to the morning hours that I used to have during my High School years. Fucking [[Adult Swim]](tm) and random projects keep me up all night as well.&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> '''At 1:55 p.m. EST (18:58 GMT), Chris made the following edits:'''<br /> * Some of his previous updates have been undone, so he's back to put them in again. Amazingly, somebody from [[ED]] actually ''took out'' the Rule 34 pictures. ([[Reldnahc]]'s identity as Christian appears to be unrealized at this point; perhaps nobody thought CWC would actually show his face on the site.) More amazingly, Chris ''put them back in'', so he made the same dumb mistake ''twice''.<br /> <br /> ===12 November===<br /> <br /> '''Between 10:05 p.m. EST, 11 Nov and 12:20 a.m. EST, 12 Nov (03:06-05:19 GMT 12 Nov), Chris makes the following edits:<br /> '''<br /> * Removes thumbnails of fan art of himself having sex with Sonichu, of Rosechu as a she-male having sex with Sonichu, and of himself with his penis hanging out of his pants.<br /> * Puts his &quot;Random Ramblings&quot; from November 11 back on the article, with added random access humor.<br /> * Adds several new sections:<br /> :* [[Saddest Heart in the World|CWC's ''Saddest Heart in the World'' Poem]], apparently intended to draw sympathy. (Spoiler: It didn't work.)<br /> :* Excerpts from his [[CWC's Diary|diary]], perhaps to show he can laugh with us at us.<br /> :* An update on Megan:<br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;<br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;===What happened to Sailor Megtune?===&lt;/nowiki&gt;&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &quot;Yes, while I did have a crush on Megan for like a couple of years since I started playing Yu-Gi-Oh, she was rejectful of romance. In August, [[2007]] after the [[PaRappa the Rapper]] contest, she sent me an e-mail that fucked the shit out of my [[heart level|heart.]] <br /> <br /> It hurt so fucking much, it took me weeks to recover. But I eventually did, and I am, and have been since about mid-September, in a well-sound state of mind. So I had to go back to my fucking lonesome and damn enduring Sweetheart Search.<br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;*&lt;/nowiki&gt;[[stress sigh|sigh]]* The things I would do for TRUE LOVE and my future daughter.<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> :* Information about his work in Guitar Hero:<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;<br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;===Christian Weston Chandler...Guiter Hero of Cwcville===&lt;/nowiki&gt;&lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> &quot;I rocked it hard February 3, 2007 at the Gamestop by Forest Lakes. It was close, but thanks to my HARDCORE months of <br /> <br /> practice, I CONQURED!!! ''[[Wikipedia: Free Bird|Freebird]]'' on Expert was awfully tough, but I scored highest above my opponent in the Final Round <br /> <br /> with that song. I won a cool T-Shirt.&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;I also watched the new [[Guitar Hero]] episode of ''[[South Park]]'' November 7, [[2007]]; it was awesomely hilarious. Apparently the creators had a big thing for ''[[Wikipedia:Carry On Wayward Son|Carry On Wayward Son]]''; I don't blame them, except for waiting through the intro lyrics, it is a fuckin' awesome song. Although Boston's ''More Than A Feeling'' is the World's Greatest Song, hands down. Thank you, Aqua Teens for agreeing on that.&quot;<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> :* Pictures and thoughts on his [[Officer Nasty]] doll. (The pictures somehow don't make it onto ED; that's okay because he's tricked into providing them again later.)<br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;<br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;===Cheese it, the cops!!===<br /> [[Image:1000650.JPG|thumb|Nah, it's just my artificial woman in her plastic blue outfit. Awesome to fuck, and the cleaning maintance is simple. She'll only last until she has her internal injury.]]<br /> [[Image:1000651.JPG|thumb|Yeah... Look at those big hooters!]]<br /> [[Image:1000652.JPG|thumb|Oops, she popped her top. :D]]<br /> &lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;all&quot;&gt;<br /> '''Between 8:59 and 9:09 p.m. EST, 12 Nov (1:59-02:09 GMT 13 Nov), Chris makes the following edits:<br /> '''<br /> * Virginia time: 8:59-9:09pm, 12 November 2007<br /> * Puts his shit back in.<br /> * Amends a sentence defending the jerkops to say &quot;they're all just doing their jobs '''of enforcing an awesomely [[Virginia is for Virgins|fucked-up false law]].'''&quot;<br /> <br /> * Adds this:<br /> {{quote|Christian Weston Chandler would like [[ED]] and [[4chan]] to know the following: '''I will continue to Shove The True Facts From My Heart and Soul Down Your Throats, only until you take this WHOLE PAGE Down For Good.'''}}<br /> <br /> ===13 November===<br /> <br /> '''At 2:15 p.m. EST (19:14 GMT), Chris makes the following edits:<br /> '''<br /> * Sanitizing the article again, and putting his material back in.<br /> * Adds this description of Jerkops: &quot;the imposter police in colors OTHER than BLUE or BLACK who enforce the fucked-up false law of Virginia is for Virgins; not lovers&quot;.<br /> * Edits a recommendation that [[Autistic]] people should be avoided to say &quot;Despite it being highly recommended that anyone with [[Autism]] '''will get [[The Creepy Stare|stared at]] in deep depth'''&quot;<br /> * Adds a link to one of his diary entries, which is a tinyurl link pointing to what was presumably his [[MySpace]] blog before he took it down in 2008.<br /> <br /> ===14 November===<br /> <br /> '''Between 11:29 and 11:43 p.m. EST (04:29-04:43 GMT, 15 Nov), Chris makes the following edits:<br /> '''<br /> * Creates the user page for Reldnahc. Spends fifteen minutes trying to figure out how to embed an MP3 of So Need a Cute Girl directly onto the page, but fails.<br /> * Puts his material back into the ED article, possibly other minor edits.<br /> <br /> ===28 December===<br /> <br /> '''Edit made at 12:25 a.m. EST (05:26 GMT):'''<br /> <br /> * By this point Chris seems to be copy-pasting a poorly-formatted copy of the article as he wants it to appear. Ironically, several insults directed at him, which had been edited for length, are now reintroduced by his reversion. &lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=prev&amp;oldid=1997377875]&lt;/s&gt;<br /> <br /> ===30 December===<br /> <br /> '''Edits made at 12:13-12:14 (05:13-05:14 GMT):'''<br /> <br /> * Now using a new account, &quot;Chris-chan&quot;, Chris replaces three whole articles (his own, as well as &quot;Scared kitty&quot; and &quot;Insane Clown Posse/TL;DR‎&quot;) with &quot;Stop spreading LIES about me!&quot;&lt;br&gt; <br /> [http://web.archive.org/web/20090616031457/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=prev&amp;oldid=1997380740]&lt;br&gt; <br /> &lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Scared_kitty&amp;diff=prev&amp;oldid=1997380741]&lt;/s&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Insane_Clown_Posse/TL%3BDR&amp;diff=prev&amp;oldid=1997380745]&lt;/s&gt;<br /> <br /> ===10 January===<br /> <br /> '''Chris makes the following edit at 2:49 p.m. EST (19:49 GMT)<br /> <br /> * Chris replaces the entire article with &quot;&lt;nowiki&gt;[vo!d]&lt;/nowiki&gt;&quot; &lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=prev&amp;oldid=1997396041]&lt;/s&gt;<br /> <br /> ===19 January===<br /> <br /> '''Edit made at 4:35 a.m. (09:35 GMT)<br /> <br /> * Denilah replaces the entire article with the following:<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;Dahlings, by order of of President [[George W. Bush|George Bush Junior]], there shall be no naughty, grotesque posts of this dahling US citizen.<br /> <br /> Any new posts, or deletion of this official message shall be found punishable to the fullest extent of American Law.<br /> <br /> From the Secreterial Desk of the White House,<br /> <br /> The President, George Bush&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> : It's unclear if Denilah was Chris, since there are many trolls who vandalize the page for lulz. But if Chris were going to convince people that someone who is not Chris says the page must not be edited, this is probably what it would look like. &lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=prev&amp;oldid=1997405266]&lt;/s&gt;<br /> <br /> ===21 January===<br /> <br /> '''Edit made at 4:43 a.m. EST (09:43 GMT):'''<br /> <br /> * As Clyde ([[Clyde Cash|no relation?]]), Chris replaces the article with:<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;*****POST NO BILLS*****&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;p&gt;&lt;center&gt;There is absolutely no meaning in cyber bullying. And if you have so much free time to play the cruelest game of &quot;[[KICK THE AUTISTIC]]&quot;, then you CAN and SHOULD put the time to better use; volunteer for a social chore; take up the culture in [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|tasteful art]]; go out and socialize.<br /> &lt;br&gt;You don't need to terrorize the innocent. Please. Stop mocking not just me, but all the individuals you have hurt with this crappy bullying, Because IT HURTS YOU AND US ALL. <br /> &lt;br&gt;Thank you.<br /> &lt;br&gt;Christian Weston Chandler.&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;/p&gt; &lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=1997406599&amp;oldid=1997405835]&lt;/s&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ===25 January===<br /> <br /> '''Edits made from 6:10 to 6:16 a.m EST (11:10-11:16 GMT):''' <br /> <br /> * A new account, Glith, adds a message to the Chris-chan talk page, saying &quot;I KNOW MORE THAN YOU THINK,&quot; adding &quot;so there&quot;. &lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Talk:Chris-chan/Archive8&amp;diff=prev&amp;oldid=1997409944]&lt;/s&gt;<br /> <br /> * Glith replaces the article with the request that ED persecute [[Joshua Martinez]] instead of Chris. This doesn't seem to work—something about personal armies or something. &lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;oldid=1997409947]&lt;/s&gt;<br /> <br /> ===26 January===<br /> <br /> '''Edits made 6:15-6:27 a.m. EST (11:15-11:27 GMT):'''<br /> <br /> * As Waltbunn, Chris blanks the article (and its talk page) and tries to come up with some sort of wiki tag that will somehow prevent further editing or otherwise destroy the article. None of this shit works, of course.&lt;ref&gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20100326084605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Waltbunn&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===12 March===<br /> <br /> '''Edits made at 5:52 a.m. EDT (09:52 GMT)'''<br /> <br /> * On the same day that Megan and Chris exchange emails about Megan's outrage over the fingerbanging picture, Waltermelon removes virtually every reference to Megan from the article, as well as the Chris/Megan sex drawing Chris himself posted in November 2007. &lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=1997467336&amp;oldid=1997465382]&lt;/s&gt;<br /> <br /> ===15 March===<br /> <br /> '''Edits made from 8:49-8:57 a.m. EDT (12:49-12:57 GMT):'''<br /> [[Image:TomTomCloseup.jpg|thumb|right|Chris used this image, TomTomCloseup.jpg, to replace [[ShecameforCWC]].]]<br /> * Christian-Weston-Chandler uploads a new file, TomTomCloseup.jpg‎, which is a closeup of the vagina in the original ShecameforCWC.JPG drawing. He replaces ShecameforCWC.JPG with TomTomCloseup.jpg‎ in the article. Presumably his reasoning here is that if he can't get ED to let him take the picture down altogether, he can compromise with them by substituting a different drawing that at least doesn't show Megan's face.<br /> <br /> * He then repeatedly deletes and re-inserts the same section of text about Megan, as if he's not sure whether it should be in the article or not. He may be thinking that these edits will distract from his actual goal, which is to eliminate ShecameforCWC.JPG. &lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=1997471349&amp;oldid=1997469851]&lt;/s&gt;<br /> <br /> :This plan is successful for maybe two days, until the article is protected and CrumpetTrumpet identifies the chicanery. Note that everyone is still of the opinion that it's Crystal in the drawing--nobody, including Megan, would have ever known he drew her nude if he'd known when to shut up. &lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=1997475778&amp;oldid=1997475129]&lt;/s&gt;<br /> <br /> '''9:13 p.m. EDT (01:13 GMT 16 Mar):'''<br /> <br /> * Chris edits a notice alerting ED users to his vandalism to read: &quot;Christian Weston Chandler is currently trying to vandalize this article. You can help by explaining why you hate him so much as to contribute to this drama-mama.&quot;<br /> <br /> ===17 March===<br /> <br /> '''8:39-8:48 p.m. EDT (00:39-00:48 GMT 18 Mar):'''<br /> <br /> * Chris tries to replace the Megan drawing with the TomTomCloseup.jpg‎ again. He also removes references to Megan and to his vandalism of the article (although he ''adds'' a list of his known sockpuppets, for some reason; he may be working from an earlier revision without reading it). He seriously thinks he can ban ED users WhiteMystery and CrumpetTrumpet from his own article by merely posting tables which are presumably crude copies of templates. &lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=1997475972&amp;oldid=1997475794]&lt;/s&gt;<br /> <br /> '''10:58-10:59 p.m. EDT (02:58-02:59 GMT 18 Mar):'''<br /> <br /> * Chris uploads his cover art for his [[Adult Chronicles]] game, for PS2, PS3, and Wii, and adds them to the article, noting &quot;Never on HEXBox!&quot; He again tries to remove the Megan drawing and the list of sockpuppets. &lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=1997476177&amp;oldid=1997475996]&lt;/s&gt;<br /> <br /> ===18 March===<br /> <br /> '''12:07-12:11 a.m. EDT (04:07-04:11 GMT):'''<br /> <br /> * Chris by now seems more concerned with dispelling the notion that he wants to have sex with Crystal than with taking down the Megan drawing. He changes this:<br /> <br /> {{quote|...and drawing pictures of himself having sex with his imaginary twin sister.}}<br /> <br /> : to read:<br /> {{quote|and drawing pictures of himself having sex with Megan, who would never want to do it with him anyhow; what a sadsack virginal loser.}}<br /> <br /> : He makes other alterations to the captions of thumbnails to mock himself for wanting sex with Megan, all the better to prevent anyone from drawing the more (hypothetically) incestuous conclusion. &lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=1997476252&amp;oldid=1997476245]&lt;/s&gt;<br /> <br /> '''9:00-9:10 a.m. EDT (13:00-13:10 GMT):'''<br /> <br /> * Chris again changes the sentence about him wanting to have sex with his imaginary sister to &quot;his lost Sailor Soldier, Megan, who dumped his sorry ass for drawing the pic of him fucking her; she never even had any inkling of interest in him. What a intolerable sad-sack loser.&quot;<br /> <br /> * He edits the article's implication that he only claims to be autistic, citing &quot;paperwork from doctors and psychologists and other quacks.&quot;<br /> <br /> * By now he has stopped trying to remove the Megan drawing and merely moves it around the article. Megan appears to have said something to him that has made him stop giving a shit. &lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=1997476698&amp;oldid=1997476683]&lt;/s&gt;<br /> <br /> ===19 March===<br /> <br /> '''6:15 p.m. EDT (22:15 GMT):'''<br /> <br /> * Chris removes paragraphs about Megan again, and tries for the second time to ban users by putting up crude templates saying they're banned. His banhammer is aimed at users who have reverted his edits: WhiteMystery, CrumpetTrumpet, Weatherman, Drunkenlazybastard, and MysteryBot. &lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=1997478479&amp;oldid=1997476922]&lt;/s&gt;<br /> * Chris e-mails [[Wikipedia]] pleading for assistance:<br /> *:''&quot;I've found your Mediawiki Software, but I am askew with confusion on how to even install the program and all that (the unrecognizable .tar extension didn't help much either). Please help me in deleting everything on the page, and putting a Edit Lock onto it.&quot;'' &lt;ref&gt;[[Chris emails 2008#March]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===20 March===<br /> <br /> '''8:14-8:40 p.m. EDT (00:14-00:40 GMT 21 Mar)''':<br /> <br /> * Christian decides if you can't beat 'em, join 'em, and presents [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]] He also continues to delete sections about Megan and references to wanting to have sex with Crystal. &lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=1997480063&amp;oldid=1997479407]&lt;/s&gt;<br /> <br /> ===21 March===<br /> <br /> '''1:08-1:09 p.m. EDT (17:08-17:09 GMT):''', <br /> <br /> * Chris deletes large, seemingly arbitrary portions of the article, strangely leaving parts of it intact. He specifically targets a drawing of Rosechu with a penis. This appears to be his final round of edits to ED until August 2008. &lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=1997481251&amp;oldid=1997480886]&lt;/s&gt;<br /> <br /> ===7 August===<br /> <br /> '''2:03 a.m. EDT (06:03 GMT):'''<br /> <br /> * A user known only as SAVE CHRIS CHAN replaces the article with &quot;YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES! CWC DOES NOT DESERVE ALL THIS HATE!&quot; &lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;oldid=1997693022]&lt;/s&gt;<br /> <br /> ===13 August===<br /> <br /> '''8:48-8:49 p.m. EDT (00:48-00:49 GMT 14 Aug):'''<br /> <br /> * Reldnahc returns to the Chris-chan talk page with this announcement concerning the alleged medallion theft: &lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Talk:Chris-chan/Archive8&amp;diff=prev&amp;oldid=1997701173]&lt;/s&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;<br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;=== Hey, B-Itches, Quit your barkin'. ===&lt;/nowiki&gt;&lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> I have returned to my comic drawing, one page at a time, so you can quit your slanderous, unrequired cries for attention. Also, I LAUGH at your mockery of a medal imitation; yours looks MORE like a sugar cookie I had with lunch...from a Grocery Store; Free Cookies!<br /> <br /> The neighbors have been complaining, and they have provided over a Thousand signatures on the Petition; let your Encyclopedogia Bitchmatica get its injection for eternal sleep.<br /> <br /> |----<br /> <br /> Middle Finger in your &quot;Ear Lot Evil&quot;.<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ===14 August===<br /> <br /> '''7:41-7:45 p.m. EDT (23:41-23:45 GMT):'''<br /> <br /> * Jamplerf replaces both the Chris-chan and 4chan articles with &quot;Fuck you, ED.&quot; It's difficult to determine whether this is really Chris or a troll capitalizing on the wave of CWC-mania at the time, but the vandalism is consistent with Christian's focus on 4chan as an enemy. &lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Special:Contributions/Jamplerf]&lt;/s&gt;<br /> <br /> ===17 August===<br /> <br /> '''6:18 a.m. EDT (10:18 GMT):'''<br /> <br /> * Chris deletes a (probably apocryphal) story on the talk page about him deliberately getting into a car wreck with a pretty girl as a pretext to asking her on a date. &lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Talk:Chris-chan/Archive8&amp;diff=prev&amp;oldid=1997706991]&lt;/s&gt;<br /> <br /> ====18 August====<br /> <br /> '''2:46 a.m. EDT (06:46 GMT):''' <br /> <br /> * Chris deletes discussion of his parents' names and home address. You may be noticing by this point that the harder he tries the worse things get. &lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Talk:Chris-chan/Archive8&amp;diff=prev&amp;oldid=1997708544]&lt;/s&gt;<br /> <br /> ===22 August===<br /> <br /> '''10:38-10:43 p.m. EDT (02:38-02:43 GMT 23 Aug):'''<br /> <br /> * Chris furiously tries to remove any reference to his home phone number and address from the Chris-chan article and the talk page. He finally says:<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;nowiki&gt;===IF YOU BOTHER ME===&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> <br /> I will STAR69 Your Number or call 911! <br /> You are NOT Freakin' TMZ, so just leave me Alone with Peace of my Mind. [[Christian Weston Chandler]]<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ===30 August===<br /> <br /> '''5:09 a.m. EDT (09:09 GMT):'''<br /> <br /> * In a curiously low-key edit, Chris corrects a report about him getting kicked out of his favorite shop, changing &quot;GameStop&quot; to &quot;Game Place&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===2 September===<br /> <br /> '''4:00-4:27 a.m. EDT (08:00-08:27 GMT):'''<br /> <br /> * Chris uploads nine nude drawings of Rosechu and replaces transsexual and homoerotic Sonichu fan art with them. (Later, in [[Sonichu 8]], these images are shown to be photographs taken by Rosechu herself and uploaded to [[4-cent_garbage.com]].) &lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=1997731317&amp;oldid=1997731056]&lt;/s&gt;<br /> <br /> * While he's doing this he makes an odd comment in the caption of a picture of Crystal: &quot;Crystal has her vagina ready too.&quot;<br /> <br /> ===3 September===<br /> <br /> '''3:53-6:19 p.m. EDT (19:53-22:19 GMT):'''<br /> <br /> * Christian reverts edits of his new Rosechu nudes. &lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=prev&amp;oldid=1997733933]&lt;/s&gt;<br /> <br /> * On his Reldnahc user talk page, Chris finds himself repeatedly blanking the page to remove a template showing dozens of images of penises. In response he creates a gallery of erotic imagery he has found on ED that meets with his approval, and posts it on both his user page and its talk page. &lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Reldnahc&amp;diff=prev&amp;oldid=1997733922]&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User:Reldnahc&amp;diff=prev&amp;oldid=1997733919]&lt;/s&gt;<br /> <br /> * Chris also continues to try to correct the assumption that it is Crystal and not Megan in the fingerbanging art. &lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=prev&amp;oldid=1997733937]&lt;/s&gt;<br /> <br /> ===4 September===<br /> <br /> '''2:37-4:21 a.m. EDT (06:37-08:21 GMT):'''<br /> <br /> * Chris deletes large portions of the Reldnahc talk page criticizing his edits, and struggles to keep the dongs off the page and his gallery on. He issues variations of this statement on Chris-chan, User:Reldnahc, and User talk:Reldnahc:<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;<br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;**DO NOT DELETE, NOR CENSOR, MY BOMBASTIC PROTEST!!!!!!**&lt;/nowiki&gt;&lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> I AM ADDING THE POSITIVITY THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE DESPERATELY NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE. What I am doing is a STAND against OFFENSIVE, UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED Additions to ANY Female Image. What I am doing is a STAND for EVERY SINGLE WOMAN Everywhere, because NO WOMAN would EVER want such a Horrific Twist of Fate. What I am doing is a STAND against the VERY THING that is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!!&lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> And I will continue to draw my own TASTEFUL NUDE FEMALE ART, with HONEST VAGINA, UTERUS AND OVARIES to my heart's and RAGE AGAINST YOU DICK-HEADS content.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> If you want me to stop, Draw Breasts, Vaginas, Uterus, Ovaries and the God-Given Eggs within them on ALL ROSECHU FANART for yourselves, you Two-Inch Short Dick-HEADS!!!!!!!!&lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> Sincerely,&lt;br/&gt;<br /> Christian Weston Chandler,&lt;br/&gt;<br /> A Man For The Women, For the Women's Rights, For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quote|P.S. I FULLY UNDERSTAND YOUR MOCKERIES; YOU ALL ARE JUST JERK IDIOTS.|Chris-Chan}}<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''10:21-11:14 p.m. EDT (02:21-03:14 GMT 5 Sep):'''<br /> <br /> * Chris continues battling to either remove the penises on his talk page or change them into pictures of boobies and vaginas. During this flurry of edits he also begins to weed out pictures he previously put in his &quot;choice ED pics&quot; of Dot from Animaniacs, Cream from Sonic the Hedgehog, and Misty from Pokémon; this seems to be out of concern that people think he is fapping to underage characters, since this comes within hours of his announcement that Rosechu is eighteen years old.<br /> <br /> ===7 September===<br /> <br /> '''1:07 a.m. EDT (05:07 GMT):'''<br /> <br /> * Chris makes an edit to dispute the assertion that his Rule 34 drawings had to have been drawn prior to ED's discovery of him. &lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=prev&amp;oldid=1997739363]&lt;/s&gt;<br /> <br /> ===9 September===<br /> '''9:17-9:34 p.m. EDT (01:17-01:34 GMT 10 Sep):'''<br /> <br /> * Chris edits the section for the newly-released Episode 18, trying to make sure everyone understands that the villains of the piece are Jason Kendrick Howell and a thinly-veiled analogue of ED. He continues to insist that it's Megan, not Crystal, in the fingerbanging picture.<br /> <br /> * On his user page and usertalk page, Chris continues in vain to stop the influx of pickles.<br /> <br /> ===11 September===<br /> <br /> '''10:15-10:16 p.m. EDT (02:15-02:16 GMT):'''<br /> <br /> * Chris by now realizes the n00dz he thought he sent to [[Blanca]] actually ended up in the hands of the Man in the Pickle Suit, and they're all on ED. He blanks the Chris-chan, User:Reldnahc, and User talk:Reldnahc articles. All three articles are reverted in minutes; ED's MysteryBot automatically suspends the Reldnahc account for at least 24 hours. This presumably discourages Chris from making further attempts to salvage his reputation, as there is little evidence of him contributing to ED from this point forward.<br /> <br /> ===16 March===<br /> '''Edits made at 5:45 p.m. EDT (21:42-21:45 GMT):'''<br /> <br /> * The Chris-chan account, which has been dormant since 30 December 2007, suddenly reappears to leave cryptic messages on the articles for &lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Cho_Seung-Hui&amp;diff=prev&amp;oldid=1997961206 Cho Seung-Hui]&lt;/s&gt; and &lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Tim_Kretschmer&amp;diff=prev&amp;oldid=1997961205 Tim Kretschmer]&lt;/s&gt;, and to replace the Chris-chan article with this message:<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;One day you FUCKERS will pay for what you have done!<br /> <br /> You made [[Megan]] live! MY ONLY FUCKING SWEETHEART! YOU WILL PAY!<br /> <br /> NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!<br /> <br /> REMOVE THIS FUCKING ARTICLE, 4 CENT GARBAGE!&lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=1997961209&amp;oldid=1997960172]&lt;/s&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> : Chris's password strength is notoriously weak, and it's very likely someone has hijacked one or more of his ED accounts, especially now that this article exists to list his sockpuppets.<br /> <br /> ===May 2009===<br /> <br /> ===14 May===<br /> <br /> '''Edits made at 6:53-6:54 p.m. EDT (22:53-22:54 GMT):'''<br /> <br /> * A new account, &lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Special:Contributions/ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu]&lt;/s&gt;, is created and used to put the following message on the &quot;Chris-chan&quot; talk page:<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;<br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;=== I've moved on last Tuesday ===&lt;/nowiki&gt;&lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the crestfallen emotions, but I am moving on with my life.<br /> <br /> Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to troll me any further. Do you dare?<br /> <br /> Peace-Out,<br /> Christian Weston Chandler.<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 22:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> ===15 May===<br /> <br /> '''Edits made 11:35-11:36 p.m. EDT (3:35-3:36 GMT 16 May)'''<br /> <br /> * ChrisChanSonichu adds the following to his previous message:<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;Hey, CLYDE, you JERK. I said &quot;IN REAL LIFE&quot;, not Playstation. Also, why don't you be the man you CLAIM to be and face me yourself? You keep sending out your prawns to do your dirty work, you coward. &gt;:-(<br /> <br /> Christian C.&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> * He then immediately reverts his own edit.<br /> <br /> There has been speculation that the edits were fake, but his videos since the 15th of May have confirmed the information given, so it can reasonably be assumed that the account belongs to Chris.<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]<br /> *[[Christian's sex joke]]<br /> *[[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki]]<br /> *[[Wikipedia]]<br /> <br /> {{The Internet}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Lists]]<br /> [[Category:Trolling]]<br /> [[Category:ED Saga]]</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Liquid_Chris&diff=205560 2017-04-08T14:56:09Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Domain change.</p> <hr /> <div>{{Improve|details and citations|expand the subtopics under the ''Liquid Saga''}}<br /> {| class=&quot;infobox&quot; style=&quot;width: 21em; font-size: 90%;&quot;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | &lt;s&gt;Trolls&lt;/s&gt; Chandler Family<br /> |-<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot; | [[Image:CChanSonichuCWC.jpg|300px]]<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Liquid Chris<br /> |-<br /> | '''Birth Name'''<br /> | Christopher Weston Chandler<br /> |-<br /> | '''Full Name'''<br /> | &quot;Christopher&quot; Christian &quot;Ricardo&quot; Weston Chandler<br /> |-<br /> | '''Alias'''<br /> | Chris Chandler&lt;ref&gt;[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;br&gt;Jeff&lt;ref&gt;[[Exposing Jeff]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | '''Date of Birth'''<br /> | 24 February [[1982]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Gender'''<br /> | Male<br /> |-<br /> | '''Nationality'''<br /> | [[United States of America|American]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Race'''<br /> | [[Chris and race|White]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Parents'''<br /> | [[Bob]]&lt;br /&gt;[[Barbara]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Spouse'''<br /> | [[Kacey]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Brother'''<br /> | SimplySpoons<br /> |-<br /> | '''Education'''<br /> | [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] ([[CADD]])<br /> |-<br /> | '''Occupation(s)'''<br /> | Freelance comic book artist/writer&lt;br&gt;Musician<br /> |-<br /> |}<br /> '''Liquid Chris''' (born 24 [[February 1982]]) is the '''[[TRUE and HONEST]] Christian Weston Chandler''' (ORIGINAL IDENTITY — DO NOT STEAL) and the one and only creator of the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. <br /> <br /> ==Prologue==<br /> [[June 2009]] was a busy month for [[Chris]] (henceforth '''[[Metal Gear Solid|Solid Chris]]'''), with both highs and lows. Solid was getting out of the house more and knocking back some [[Chris's Big Night Out|Long Islands]] with a new group of acquaintances. He was given the reins to his shiny new [[CWCipedia]] and had his [[YouTube]] account &quot;CChanSonichu&quot; compromised. Yes, he was [[Rollin' and Trollin']] indeed.<br /> <br /> {{quote|And I'm nowadays wearing a vest and improving my image.|Solid Chris&lt;ref name=&quot;realprotest&quot;&gt;[[REAL Protest against the FAKE]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==A challenger appears==<br /> [[Image:Torture.jpg|Liquid torturing the impostor.|thumb]]<br /> [[Image:Liquid VS Solid.png|&quot;There's room for only one Chris, and one Mayor!&quot; |thumb]]<br /> :''See also: [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Antebellum|Liquid's Antebellum Videos]]''<br /> <br /> At the end of the month a new YouTube account, [https://web.archive.org/web/20100522150728/http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC], appeared with a simple premise: that the ''real'' Christian Weston Chandler (henceforth '''Liquid Chris''') was back online after a long absence, during which he lost his account to hackers, so all the weirdness on &quot;CChanSonichu&quot; was the work of hacking trolls, and he announced that he was ready to resume posting HONEST content on his new account. This new CWC posted four more videos, much of which were [[parody|parodies]] of earlier videos by Solid Chris.<br /> <br /> {{quote|How else would I get fan art, if I was not the original creator of Sonichu?|Liquid Chris, [[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#Update:_I_am_Still_the_Real_Christian_Weston_Chandler_Despite_LIES_AND_SLANDER._Also.2C_Some_Fan_Art|3 July 2009]]}}<br /> <br /> Notably, Liquid Chris sported:<br /> * An official [[Sonichu medallion]]<br /> * A [[Chris and fashion|striped shirt]] (brown)<br /> * [[Pedo-Glasses|A pair of rather bulky glasses which would look ridiculous on anybody else.]]<br /> * [[Obesity]] (by means of a stuffed shirt, later removed)<br /> * [[Autism]]<br /> <br /> All of which, of course, made him almost [[Chris and reality|''indistinguishable'']] from Solid Chris! Solid himself made no comment, probably because he didn't notice the new videos among the chatter of all the other trolling. The alternative — that Solid just ignored them — is far too reasonable to consider.<br /> <br /> It should also be noted that Liquid tried to make it as blatantly obvious as possible in the beginning stages; i.e. stuffing a pillow in his shirt, paper cut-out medallion.<br /> <br /> ==Ian Brandon Anderson==<br /> {{main|Ian Brandon Anderson}}<br /> <br /> What really cranked this up to eleven was a chain of events that started with Solid Chris getting his &quot;CChanSonichu&quot; channel back: First, Solid posted [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers|a series of videos]] on 10 [[July 2009]] where he &quot;called out&quot; three trolls by their YouTube handles, and dropped their dox (well, dropped &quot;supposed states of residence&quot;). That resulted in the permanent banhammer for &quot;CChanSonichu&quot;.<br /> <br /> The next piece fell into place when he posted his Rollin' and Trollin' video on his new YouTube account, &quot;[[IBAChandler]]&quot;. When it hit [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], newfags everywhere momentarily lost control of their bowels, thinking they'd been trolled by a grand master. Trolls, however, did what trolls do best: they started riffing on it. Pretty quickly, YouTube comments popped up referring to Solid as &quot;Ian Brandon Anderson&quot;. Such was the price of success for Solid's small drop of near win in his sea of epic fail: he had delivered unto his enemies a weapon that they'd use for months.<br /> <br /> Even then, the damage control from that episode alone would probably have kept him from noticing Liquid's videos. Until that is, Liquid raised the stakes in an attempt to get Solid's attention.<br /> <br /> ==The CWCivil War==<br /> ===Opening shots===<br /> [[Image:Honest-and-true.jpg|thumb|right|TRUTH and HONESTY established by the state of [[Virginia]]!]]<br /> :''See Also: [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#The CWCivil|Liquid's CWCivil War Videos]]''<br /> <br /> The war began on 21 July, when Liquid uploaded a [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Now Selling the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL SONICHU Merchandise of CWC, NO FAKERIES OR IMPOSTOR|video]] that reeled Solid in hook, line, and sinker, having sold Sonichu merchandise with [[Samantha Thaddeus]] at Otakon. A rebuttal was in order:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|DO NOT BUY from the Impostor, &quot;&lt;nowiki&gt;http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC CWCCChanSonichuCWC&lt;/nowiki&gt;&quot;. HE IS CRAPPY, and [[Chris and English|his Nasal Voice]] is JUST DOWNRIGHT AWFUL.<br /> <br /> Also, if I wanted to buy PAPER, I'd go to [[Wal-Mart]] and buy 500 FULL 8.5 X 11 Sheets for about 5 dollars!<br /> <br /> HIS CHURCH? HE MUST LIVE IN FRICKIN' OHIO with &quot;[[Julie]]&quot;; NEVER DRIVES GREATER THAN 7 Hours JUST TO EVEN VISIT [[Wesley Memorial]] in [[VIRGINIA]].<br /> <br /> F*** HIM TO HELL!&lt;ref name=&quot;realprotest&quot;/&gt;}}<br /> <br /> Solid also took time out from his busy schedule to post threats on Liquid's YouTube comments:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|'''The Final Showdown'''<br /> <br /> Hey, DUMBASS! [[Chris and his ego|YOU WISH YOU WERE ME]]! I would say YOU are Stuck... IN MINUS-SECOND-GEAR!<br /> <br /> I am Calling YOU OUT!<br /> <br /> [[14 Branchland Ct.]] [[Ruckersville]], VA<br /> BEFORE August 2, 2009.<br /> If you really WANT to be me, then Come Face Me.<br /> <br /> oh, BTW, YOUR [[Speech impediment|NASAL VOICE]] IS MORE GRATING THAN THE WORD &quot;[[Naive|NAIVE]]&quot;, and METAL NAILS ON THE CHALKBOARD.<br /> <br /> But &quot;Naive&quot; is even WORSE than NAILS.<br /> <br /> You are a Nerd and a Whimp!<br /> <br /> Have a good day.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Christopher Christian Weston Chandler&lt;ref name=&quot;realprotest&quot;/&gt;}}<br /> <br /> Even at this point, Solid Chris still may have let this all go, as he was simultaneously getting blackmailed by [[Jack Thaddeus]], who was holding his [[PSN]] account to ransom. But as that wound down, Liquid caught Solid's eye again, by picking up on the Ian Brandon Anderson meme:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Hello, again, Loyal Fans,<br /> <br /> It is I again, Christian Weston Chandler. NOT Christopher Christian Weston Chandler as EVERYONE KNOWS I Changed my name FROM Christopher to Christian (PS: That Troll, as Some have now Informed Me, his Real Name is IAN BRANDON ANDERSON). Anyway, I am Working Very Hard on Sonichu 9 and Things may be Progressing Heavily with my new TRUE [[Gal-Pal]] [[Kacey]] and I. Also, Expect more Announcements of this Developing Caliber in the Future.<br /> <br /> Stay True.<br /> <br /> CWC&lt;ref&gt;[[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#Christian_Weston_Chandler.27s_EXCITING_ANNOUNCEMENT_of_SONICHU_and_Addressing_Things.| Christian Weston Chandler's EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT of SONICHU and Addressing Things.]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ===The battleground===<br /> <br /> ====&quot;More Than A Feeling&quot;====<br /> [[Image:CWCvsIanGuitar.jpg|thumb|The REAL Chris is not only cute, he can play the guitar!]]<br /> :''See Also: [[CWC More Than A Feeling]]''<br /> :''See Also: [[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#More_Than_A_Feeling_THE_TRUE_VERSION_by_Christian_Weston_Chandler_.28CWC.29|More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC)]]<br /> <br /> For whatever reason, Solid dug up an old video of himself failing at ''Guitar Hero'' and dumped it online. Liquid shot back with a TRUE and HONEST rendition on a real guitar.<br /> <br /> ====Spanish Challenge====<br /> [[Image:Cestnepas.jpg|thumb|Ceci n'est pas une Chris.]]<br /> :''Main Article: [[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]''<br /> <br /> More [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC|video rage]] followed before Solid attempted a cunning plan:<br /> <br /> {{quote|También. Mi presente. Responde en español bueño. ¿Si no que bueño? Tu no eres el verdad. Tu eres el impostor.|Solid Chris, ''[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]''}}<br /> <br /> The plan backfired when [[CWC Update 29 July 2009#Liquid's_response|Liquid responded more fluently in Spanish, French, German, and Japanese]].<br /> <br /> ====''SingStar'' Challenge====<br /> [[Image:Tgtdfw4.jpg|thumb|Only one clear choice, choosing the TRUE and HONEST Chris.]]<br /> {{Main|SingStar Challenge}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Alright, Christian, Mr. Brown-Striped Impostor, since you have been able to accept and complete my question challenges, it is time to issue a new challenge.|Solid Chris, [[SingStar Challenge|&quot;''SingStar'' Challenge&quot;]]}}<br /> <br /> And then he shaved his goatee off. Dry. With a safety razor.<br /> <br /> As expected, the contest went to Liquid and Solid was a sore loser about it. Liquid had a tally of four votes in favor, two against. He then took his leave from the competition, after announcing a number of personal coups:<br /> * That he'd finally found a true sweetheart, [[Kacey]].<br /> * That he'd landed a job as a Production Manager and Game Designer at [[Microsoft]] for a ''Sonichu'' game for all consoles.<br /> * That Dark Horse Comics would be publishing his [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], making him even more filthy rich, with the opening of the CWCStore.<br /> <br /> And finally, that he had decided to stop battling the Solid, and move out of his parents' house to live in Redmond, Seattle, to continue his happy, successful life.<br /> <br /> ===&quot;SHOWDOWN&quot;===<br /> {{Main|SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE}}<br /> <br /> {{Quote|You’re breaking my balls here.|Solid, [[SHOWDOWN|&quot;SHOWDOWN&quot;]]}}<br /> <br /> On 9 [[August 2009]], Liquid called Solid up and confronted him over the slanderous lies he was telling on YouTube. Solid tried reason, and when that failed, he threatened to arrest Liquid for identity theft and involve Bob in this debacle.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|If you do not come clean right now, I am going to get my father in on this further, and you are going to get fucking arrested, thrown in jail, and you will not get to live the peaceful, happy life that Kacey and I would like [voice cracks] you to live because Kacey really cares for you MAN!&lt;ref&gt;[[SHOWDOWN|&quot;SHOWDOWN&quot;]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> <br /> ===&quot;I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.&quot;===<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Liquid<br /> | name = I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|1pbi94LLabY}}<br /> | Stardate = 14 August 2009<br /> | Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]<br /> | Subject Matter = {{Music}} Music {{Galpals}} Kacey<br /> | Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason<br /> | Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown<br /> | previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest. Also, More Updates on Sonichu and Going Places :)|Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the ''SingStar'' Contest. &lt;br&gt; Also, More Updates on ''Sonichu'' and Going Places :)]]<br /> | next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#GONE|GONE]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Of course, this sent Solid completely over the deep end. First, he raged:<br /> <br /> {{quote|STOP THAT IMPOSTOR BASTARD WHO HAS BEEN POSING WITH MY NAME, MY ADDRESS, MY PHONE NUMBER, EVERYTHING! STOP HIM! HE DESERVES NOTHING!|Solid Chris, [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|&quot;NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!&quot;]]}}<br /> <br /> Then, he tried reason:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|The ''Singstar'' Challenge was NEVER to verify who was the real Christian Weston Chandler, because everyone on the [[Internet]] knows that I am, he's the impostor. They should quit encouraging him. And I wish that he would stop his stupid, damn, dirty game. I don't know what the heck is wrong with his head. [''his voice gets higher''] He ain't right. He don't even let me get a word in edgewise. He just keeps going on and on AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ONNNNNNNNN! Worse than my father!&lt;ref&gt;[[The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who|&quot;The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who&quot;]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> And as summer disappeared, so too did Liquid Chris: The apparent victim of foul play. Viewer discretion is advised, as the next video is disturbing.<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Liquid<br /> | name = GONE<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|5VEt7DgWMNk}}<br /> | Stardate = 15 August 2009<br /> | Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]<br /> | Subject Matter = {{Violence}} [[Death threats]]<br /> | Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown<br /> | previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.|I, Christian Weston Chandler of &lt;br&gt; Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.]]<br /> | next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#10152009|10152009]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Chris's sweetheart, [[Kacey]], was distraught over the event and posted a video confirming Chris's disappearance and announcing her withdrawal from their engagement.<br /> <br /> ==CWCivil War II: Kacey Boogaloo==<br /> [[Image:Megatron_pistol2.jpg|thumb|Chris's solution to Boyfriends.]]<br /> {{Main|Kacey}}<br /> <br /> Liquid Chris reappeared on 15 [[October 2009]] with a new video explaining the trials and tribulations of the past few months, and igniting a heated love triangle with Solid for Kacey's affections.<br /> <br /> In the [[Greetings to Kaceys Folks|video]] addressed to Kacey's parents, Solid called him '''&quot;the previous Chris&quot;'''. In a [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|desperate video for Kacey]], Solid called him '''&quot;the other Chris&quot;''' repeatedly.<br /> <br /> When the dust had settled, Solid's behavior had [[Father Call|offended Kacey's father]] and, through his immaturity, pushed Kacey back into the loving arms of the Liquid.<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Liquid<br /> | name = 10152009<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|Ni8d6CRSD1o}}<br /> | Stardate = 15 October 2009<br /> | Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]<br /> | Subject Matter = {{Homos}} Homos {{Rumors}} Rumours<br /> | Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown<br /> | previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#GONE|GONE]]<br /> | next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.|THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. &lt;br&gt; FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Epilogue===<br /> Liquid Chris is now married to his beloved sweetheart, [[Kacey]]. As the one TRUE and HONEST creator of Sonichu, his artwork and comics are extremely popular and he often attracts many beautiful [[boyfriend-free girl]]s with his medallions and his [[Gitar of Fail|Guitar of Win]]. <br /> <br /> Liquid makes mad [[Clyde Cash|cash]] by selling said medallions at Otakon and other [[anime]] [[Anime Mid-Atlantic|conventions]] while voicing Solid in Sonichu: The Animated Series. He has also made several hundred thousand dollars from his two critically acclaimed games, ''[[Pokémon: Lightning Version]]'' and ''Sonichu: The Crystal Chronicles'' for the [[Nintendo|Nintendo DS]] and [[HEXBox|Xbox 360]], respectively.&lt;ref&gt;&lt;s&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V1gEjtmm9M&lt;/s&gt; (dead link as of Jul 2014)&lt;/ref&gt; On 27 July 2011, Liquid bid fond faredieu to the trolling universe on YouTube by closing his account.<br /> <br /> Solid Chris now considers Liquid Chris a friend.<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Liquid<br /> | name = Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|eL_mkCKuWXQ}}<br /> | Stardate = 06 November 2009<br /> | Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]<br /> | Subject Matter = {{Comics}} Comics<br /> | Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown<br /> | previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey|My Half of A Whole &lt;br&gt; New World For Kacey]]<br /> | next = [[Sonichu_Special_4|Conspiracy to ATTEMPT MURDER AGAIN &lt;br&gt; from Ian Brandon Anderson (his Comic Pages)]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''<br /> {{quotebox|Kacey, you Know who is Right, in Your Heart.<br /> <br /> Signed,<br /> <br /> &quot;Christopher&quot; Christian Weston Chandler (C.W.C)}}<br /> <br /> ==Irony==<br /> [[File:Liquidd.jpg|thumb|left|Ian acts as the real Chris, in [[100 2270|&quot;100 2270&quot;]].]]<br /> [[Image:LiquidChrisBelieveInMe.jpg|thumb|BELIEVE.]]<br /> IBAChandler has mocked Liquid on several points:<br /> <br /> * [[Speech impediment|His nasal tone.]]<br /> * [[Chris and fashion|His brown striped shirt.]]<br /> * [[Chris and money|Actually making money off ''Sonichu''.]]<br /> * [[Obesity|His appearance.]]<br /> <br /> It's a bad sign when one is fighting a mirror, and worse when the mirror is winning.<br /> <br /> In early August 2009,&lt;ref&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009]]&lt;/ref&gt; Solid began to believe that Liquid couldn't be the real Chris because only the real Christian Weston Chandler is a [[Slow-in-the-minds|retard]] who is the laughing stock of the Internet. Therefore, the fact that Liquid isn't trolled and doesn't do dumb shit suggests that he isn't the real Chris. Of course, previously mentioned theories seem to disprove this assertion.<br /> <br /> In a further fit of irony, Ian ended up impersonating Liquid in a bizarre attempt to woo Liquid's girlfriend, [[Kacey]].<br /> <br /> And in a last irony, Ian impersonated Chris who was impersonating him impersonating...or something...in [[100 2270|&quot;100 2270&quot;]].<br /> <br /> == In the comic ==<br /> [[Image:TrueAndHonestCWCArt.jpg|The impostor [[Chris]] stole his famous lecture to the [[Jerkops]] from the real Chris.|thumb|left]]<br /> [[Image:Furryiba.jpg|thumb|Go, [[IBAChandler]], and copycat-ly [sic] sieze [sic] to the extreme!]]<br /> <br /> Despite being one of the most important events in Christory, the Liquid Saga is addressed in only two pages within the entirety of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. On 17 [[November 2009]], Liquid made his very first appearance in Solid' Chris's [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]. Solid, being the slanderous impostor that he is, had the nerve to claim that Liquid's name was Ian Brandon Anderson, and once again tried (and failed) to convince everyone that he was the TRUE and ORIGINAL creator of the [[Sonichu]] franchise.<br /> <br /> Chris planned a future plot where [[Giovanni]] captured [[Rosechu]] and forced [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] to cede control over [[CWCville]] to Liquid. This, however, has yet to be done. &lt;ref&gt;[[CWC Blog#20 November 2009]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Fan videos==<br /> {{collapsible<br /> |Not TRUE AND ORIGINAL<br /> |<br /> {{Deletedvideo}}{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = The Final Fight — Part I<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|ayObshLZQwI}}<br /> | Stardate = 2 XI 2009<br /> | Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> }}<br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = The Final Fight — Part II<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|s1SBdwZDN1k}}<br /> | Stardate = 4 XI 2009<br /> | Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> }}<br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = The Final Fight — Part III<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|dYrgl-otclY}}<br /> | Stardate = 6 XI 2009<br /> | Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> }}<br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Christian Weston Chandler... Yep, I'm On Hexbawks. :)]]<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|XhENYYmGAeA}}<br /> | Stardate = 25 [[January 2010]]<br /> | Maker = BobbyHillify<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = Trailer for the upcoming [[Xbox]] game.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = Theme Song - Caillou<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|ipQvu7JoAbE}}<br /> | maker = SiIvaGunner<br /> | stardate = 4 [[November 2016]]<br /> | type = High quality video game rip<br /> }}<br /> <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> [[File:Chrischan_cosplay.jpg|thumb|''Liquidus'' Chris.]]<br /> * [[Solid Chris]]<br /> * [[Robert Simmons V|Solidus Chris]]<br /> * [[Jimmy Hill]]<br /> * [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], another doppelganger of Chris featured in the Sonichu comics<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> == External links ==<br /> * [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWx5HnCkR0B0L6oPwjoiWsg The Liquid Archive]<br /> * [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/The_Real_Chris-chan The Real Chris-chan] on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;{{SingStarChallenge}}&lt;br&gt;<br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Chris, Liquid}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Trolls]]<br /> [[Category:Liquid Saga]]</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=BlueSpike&diff=205559 2017-04-08T14:55:33Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Domain change.</p> <hr /> <div>{| class=&quot;infobox&quot; style=&quot;width: 21em; font-size: 90%;&quot;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | &lt;s&gt;Sweethearts&lt;/s&gt; Trolls<br /> |-<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot; | [[File:JULAYYYYYYYY.PNG|250px]]<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |BlueSpike<br /> |-<br /> |'''Real name'''<br /> |David<br /> |-<br /> | '''Alias'''<br /> | LeonSpike&lt;br/&gt;Julie Milvana&lt;br&gt;Max Milvana<br /> |-<br /> | '''Date of Birth'''<br /> | c. 1996<br /> |-<br /> | '''Gender'''<br /> | &lt;s&gt;Female&lt;/s&gt; Male<br /> |-<br /> | '''Nationality'''<br /> | [[United States of America|American]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Race'''<br /> | [[Chris and race|White]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Occupation(s)'''<br /> | [[Trolls|Troll]]<br /> |-<br /> |}<br /> {{Articleofthenow}}<br /> Most 13-year-old boys only dream of getting to watch an [[autistic]] [[Chris|manchild]] shove pieces of [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC]] up his ass. '''BlueSpike''' (AKA '''LeonSpike''', &quot;a 13 year old brat&quot; according to Chris) got to live that dream, when he [[troll]]ed Chris through 2 identities: a [[sweetheart]] named '''Julie''' (aka '''JULAAAY''') and her brother '''Max'''.<br /> <br /> The trolling caused events such as Chris admitting to Julie that he had tried a [[dildo]] and [[sex toys|anal beads]], the infamous [[sex tape]] where he fucks [[Kimmi]], a description of a future scene from [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] alluding to his [[Gay 4 Sonichu|gay fans]], how Chris hates everything that's not Aryan, his [[Bob Walks In|father walking in]] to him [[mass debating]], and other sick shit.<br /> <br /> Due to his sadistic treatment of Chris, especially [[Julie Reveals Herself|during the Mumble call where he revealed himself as Julie]], BlueSpike remains a controversial figure among Christorians. He is also indirectly responsible for the &quot;JULAAAAAAAAYYY!&quot; meme, so he is partially to blame for all the [[weens]] who still find it amusing.<br /> <br /> ==Julie==<br /> [[Image:LetterfromJulie(2of2).jpg|thumb|left|100px|What Chris believed Julie looked like.]]<br /> [[File:ChrisandJulieLBP.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris and Julie, together in [[LittleBigPlanet]]. The salad days.]]<br /> {{quote|I can tell in my heart Julie IS 19.|Chris on Julie.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 10]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> {{quote|JULAAAAAAY, JULAAAAAAY!!!!|Chris professes his undying love while screwing [[Kimmi|a doll]].}}<br /> <br /> '''Julie Milvana'''&lt;ref&gt;[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 5]]&lt;/ref&gt; (born 13 July 1989&lt;ref&gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4]]&lt;/ref&gt;) was a [[Molvanîa]]n Methodist&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 8]]&lt;/ref&gt; ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' fan who became Chris's sweetheart after [[PandaHalo]]. Her kidnap by her evil brother Max led to Chris's ill-fated [[Ohio trip|rescue mission]] to Cleveland.<br /> <br /> &quot;Julie&quot; first showed up in IRC in December [[2008]], suggesting the infamous [[Tour of Chris's House]] video.&lt;ref&gt;[[IRC (15 December 2008)]]&lt;/ref&gt; She later posed a ton of ''Sonichu'' questions submitted by fans&lt;ref&gt;[[IRC (28 December 2008)]]&lt;/ref&gt; and was invited to [[Sonichu Girls]]. As early as 3 [[January 2009]], she asked Chris what he would do if a [[JERK]] kidnapped his [[heartsweet]]--he said, ''&quot;I would learn his demands if any, or if he hurt her, I'd strike the jerk back.&quot;'' Julie also got excited by the prospect of an orgy with Chris and the Sonichu Girls.&lt;ref&gt;[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]&lt;/ref&gt; The next day, it was revealed that Chris had promised his virginity to both Panda and Julie, and both ladies were furious, with Julie threatening to kill herself.&lt;ref&gt;[[IRC (04 January 2009)]]&lt;/ref&gt; Later she calmed down and moved to Ohio to live with relatives. Ever classy, Chris suggested a threesome with PandaHalo.&lt;ref&gt;[[BlueSpike Skype Logs]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris refused to drive to Ohio, instead insisting that Julie come to him. He also couldn't be bothered to attack Clyde in IRC, even when he threatened Julie.&lt;ref&gt;[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 2]]&lt;/ref&gt; <br /> <br /> When Chris chose [[Sarah May]] over her, Julie was crushed. Chris apologized, and then abruptly [[Autism|went back to talking about vidya]].&lt;ref name=&quot;a&quot;&gt;[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Clyde Cash made more serious threats against Julie, forcing Chris to upload a famous [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|5 February 2009 video]] admitting that he was gay.&lt;ref name=&quot;a&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> Once Chris got it into his head that PandaHalo had burned to death in a wildfire, he began to focus even more on Julie as a sweetheart.<br /> <br /> Chris received a [[:File:LetterfromJulie(1of2).jpg|letter]] written by Julie, the first physical [[:File:LetterfromJulie(2of2).jpg|proof]] of her &quot;existence&quot;. In it, it details the love professed by her to Chris.<br /> <br /> That Valentine's Day, Chris uploaded [[LittleBigPlanet|an ''LBP'' level]], and Chris and Julie took their relationship to the next level with cybersex. [[Bob Chandler]] [[Bob Walks In|walked in]], and the rest is history. [[Borb|Chris's parents]] didn't believe that Julie was TRUE and HONEST.&lt;ref&gt;[[Bob Walks In Aftermath]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> In an infamous video on 20 [[February 2009]], Chris created a sex video for Julie with the help of his inflatable assistant Kimmi, in order to give Julie an idea of what their first time together would be like. Chris's agonized cries of &quot;JULAAAAAAAY!&quot; would prove one of the most striking and memorable of CWC-isms; to this date, many erroneously believe that Kimmi ''is'' Julie. This is not so; Chris may be the most desperate man alive, but he's not quite got to the point where he's convinced himself any of his sex dolls are real.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Max==<br /> [[Image:Anon.jpg|thumb|left|100px|The mysterious Max.]]<br /> [[Image:Nnocac.jpg|thumb|Receipts from Chris's epic journey to Cleveland. Note that he asked for no [[pickle]]s on the mayo hamburger, and that the place he at was a [[Sonic]] Drive-In.]]<br /> <br /> Max was the evil, mysterious brother of Julie who held her against her will. On 26 February 2009, Chris valiantly [[Ohio trip|traveled to Ohio]] in a bid to rescue her and got his parents all worried. (His ancestors' spirits had wished him &quot;a Safe Trip to Ohio&quot; two days prior at [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral.)&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie Chat 7]]&lt;/ref&gt; Unfortunately, because Chris got the &quot;wrong&quot; address, he ended up at a run down house in the ghetto that was inhabited by an elderly [[black]] woman.&lt;ref&gt;[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 13]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Main|Julie Reveals Herself}}<br /> <br /> On 3 [[March 2009]], Max gained control of Chris's PlayStation Network account, and during an hour-long audio session threatened to sell the PSN account and forbid Julie from seeing Chris. Chris was coerced into declaring [[BILLY MAYS]] to be the mayor of CWCville and shoving the pieces of his destroyed [[Sonichu medallion]] up his anal cavity, before he was able to talk to Julie, at which point Julie admits that both she and Max were the figments of BlueSpike's imagination. At no point did BlueSpike even mention the sex tape (which had already gotten nearly 2 million hits on SlutLoad). BlueSpike's female voice is an unconvincing falsetto, which makes it all the more hilarious (or [[duress]]ful, depending on who you talk to) that it worked so well on Chris.<br /> <br /> This incident shattered both his [[heart level]] and his anus to 0%.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{#ev:youtube|1xo3SAwefBM}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> {{-}}<br /> <br /> ==Encyclopedia Dramatica Troll War==<br /> [[Image:Advicespikemedallion.png|thumb|right|Kids say the darndest things.]]<br /> <br /> On 5 [[March 2009]], an all-out civil war broke out between trolls on the Chris-chan [[ED]] discussion page on whether BlueSpike had gone too far, whether he was a hypocrite, or if he was merely a tool initiated by Clyde Cash to ruse Chris into the further milking of [[lulz]]. Suffice to say, a combination of outrage and troll remorse turned the whole event into a clusterfuck.<br /> <br /> {{quote|If BlueSpike really is 13 years old, then we know who the real child molesters are. &quot;hey, they made fun of YOU for doing sonic recolours?, look at this guy!&quot;. &quot;hey! be one of the cool kids, help this autistic guy jack off, pretend to be a girl so we can video tape and record it...&quot; . Thats the REAL reason you were shiting it and called for a 30 minute silence just after, Clyde/Mayes. At least you had the balls to say that it was you responsible in channel once. You know its not going to be pizza's at 1am, and you know its not a fucking cat. If Bluespike really is 13, then you groomed a child to perform sex acts on a mentally retarded man for your pleasure. You're fucked, son. You both broke a lolcow, but theres better sport now, ruining your lives. And dont act like you dont care, I saw you shiting yourself all that night and the next, sending waves of members out to kill threads about it or put in false names, just like Your sock earlier in the page. Ready to have a seat of there?|Wit, ED user}}<br /> <br /> Most of the trolling involved BlueSpike having phone sex with Chris for hours each night, listening to Chris masturbating. &lt;ref = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gq35fqRk5E&amp;feature=channel_page&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gq35fqRk5E&lt;/ref&gt; &lt;ref = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpj5Hg80f1E&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpj5Hg80f1E&lt;/ref&gt; &lt;!-- Do these videos have their own pages? This might need to be changed later. --&gt; As BlueSpike was in complete control of Chris, he could have done more sinister things, but night after night he engaged in nothing but noisy, fabricated (on Blue's end) phone sex and listened to Chris very loudly go on dates with Rosie Palms. Draw your own conclusions about BlueSpike's sexuality. One such session did eventuate in the legendary interruption by the [[Internet lumberjack]].<br /> <br /> ==Today==<br /> Today, BlueSpike is easily one of, if not ''the'' most polarizing troll in the CWChronology. Most trolls tend to frown on BlueSpike and his methods, as his methods easily echo actions done by [[weens]] and [[A-Log]]gers, though some weens yearn to return to the sadist days of BlueSpike in hopes of an age of trolling where physical pain is inflicted upon Chris.<br /> <br /> While one might think that this level of physical and mental abuse would leave lasting scars, BlueSpike's trolling had virtually '''no''' evident long-term impact on Chris. Just a few weeks after Julie revealed her true identity, Chris had moved onto thinking he'd found another [[Ivy|sweetheart]] online, and just a few weeks after that he had no trouble believing that he was having IM sex with a [[Vanessa Hudgens|world-famous celebrity]]. The main effect it did have was that although Chris remade a new Sonichu medallion, he stopped wearing it until 1 [[July 2009]].<br /> <br /> Chris came to believe that BlueSpike was killed at the hands of [[Clyde Cash]], from an offhand comment Cash made in [[Mumble 12]]. On [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|his version of the ED page]], Chris stated that &quot;That little S.O.B. later died at the hands of the &quot;[[Transformers|Starscream]]&quot; Troll, Clyde Cash.&quot; Of course, this statement was later [[Car Pranks|revealed to be a complete and utter bluff]]. Chris himself no longer believes BlueSpike is dead, as is evident from the next section.<br /> <br /> ==Called out==<br /> On 23 [[August 2011]], [[Calling Out &quot;Julaaaay&quot; - David|Chris claimed]] to know BlueSpike's real identity (first name '''David''') and threatened to drop dox on him unless he made an apology video by 15 [[September 2011]]. In the video, BlueSpike was to tell people to stop calling Chris &quot;[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]&quot; and yelling &quot;JULAAAAAAAAYYY!&quot; in [[prank calls]]. Although BlueSpike did not respond to Chris' demands, the death of Bob 2 weeks later caused Chris to leave the Internet before he could reveal BlueSpike's personal information, and he ultimately lost interest in exposing his tormentor.<br /> <br /> Even if Chris did make a video about who BlueSpike really was, it would have been for naught. The personal information Chris had actually belonged to David Harlow, a lolcow also known as [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Nesshelper Nesshelper]. This is evidenced by Nesshelper and BlueSpike apparently sharing the same first name, the &quot;real&quot; photo of BlueSpike being a closeup of [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/File:Davidharlow.jpg this picture of Nesshelper], and Chris' claim of BlueSpike liking big rooms, which references a [http://vimeo.com/21478293 video rant] where Nesshelper complained about the size of a hotel room he was staying in. Aside from not being a troll and having no reason nor motivation to go after Chris, the fact that Nesshelper sounds nothing like BlueSpike in his videos makes it clear they are not the same person. Furthermore, Nesshelper was born on July 9, 1985&lt;ref&gt;http://nintendodojo.com/profile.aspx?id=12501&lt;/ref&gt; and therefore would have been 22 years old during the Julie saga.<br /> <br /> Chris was presumably given false information to highlight his [[autism|gullibility]] and possibly set up a feud between him and Nesshelper, similar to how [[Ahuviya Rotem Harel]] and [[Christopher Paul Whitney]] made negative remarks about Chris after he accused them of being [[Jack Thaddeus]] and [[Alec Benson Leary]] respectively. Of course, the aforementioned death of Bob prevented a conflict between the 2 from occurring; regardless, it's likely Nesshelper wasn't even aware of Chris's misguided attempt to dox him out.<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> {{Fan art}}<br /> *[[BlueSpike PSN Chats]]<br /> *[[Bob Walks In]]<br /> *[[Chris Comes Out of the Closet]]<br /> *[[CWC Cums for a Cat]]<br /> *[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]<br /> *[[Julie Reveals Herself]]<br /> <br /> == Sources ==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=B3D68D552646B0AD BlueSpike's infamous conversation with Chris] &lt;---- Video Removed<br /> <br /> {{Trolls}}<br /> {{Love quest}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Sweethearts]]<br /> [[Category:Trolls]]<br /> [[Category:Julie Saga]]</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mass_debating&diff=205558 2017-04-08T14:55:01Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Domain change.</p> <hr /> <div>{{Honest}}<br /> {{Quote|I've actually done it to myself so many times, even with a hunk of- even with [[Kimmi|an inflatable plastic woman]] ''[...]'' I've done it so much, it's like, you know, I can't even feel that much of a rush from it, doing it to myself like that ''[...]'' It's like, you know, my body got used to it|Chris to [[Kacey]]&lt;ref&gt;[[Kacey Call 7]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> '''Mass debating''' is the way Chris [[Chris and English|pronounces]] &quot;masturbating&quot;.<br /> <br /> ==Discovery==<br /> [[Image:ILikeToPlayGamesToo.jpg|thumb|[[Family Guy|That turn you on?]] Now, imagine Chris fapping to this.]]<br /> <br /> Based on a PSN chat with [[PandaHalo]] and [[Chris_Chat_27_December_2008#Transcript|an IRC chat]], Chris did not discover masturbation until age 16:<br /> <br /> {{quote|actually figured it out for myself, in my room one night after having unlocked the parental lock; I found the pool scene in &quot;[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0210112/ I Like to Play Games Too]&quot;, and I just figured it out for myself.}}<br /> <br /> When he first started mass debating, he did so by lying face down on his bed (also known as prone masturbation) and rubbing his [[duck]] with a washcloth.&lt;ref name=&quot;BlueSpike PSN Chat 3&quot;&gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|BlueSpike PSN Chat III]]&lt;/ref&gt; In early 2009 he would sit on the bathroom washbasin during the act.&lt;ref name=&quot;BlueSpike PSN Chat 3&quot;/&gt; In [[Ivy Q&amp;A#Comics|Ivy's Q&amp;A]] it was mentioned that Chris has used his pillow, folded in half, as a masturbation tool.<br /> <br /> He has informed [[Barbera Chandler|his mother]] of his masturbation habit.&lt;ref name=&quot;BlueSpike PSN Chat 3&quot;/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Frequency==<br /> {{quote|And to keep myself from flying crazily off the handle at a random time, I keep my hormones in check at least twice a week by myself.|Chris, using mass debating.&lt;ref&gt;[https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Chris-chan/Megan_Saga Chris's MySpace blog, via ED.]&lt;/ref&gt;}} <br /> <br /> While it is assumed by many that Chris has a voracious sex drive and spends every day whacking it, the [[TRUE and HONEST|truth]] is quite different. Rather, Chris has admitted to whacking off at least twice per week (based on chats{{cite}}, it seems that he limits it to twice). Possible factors for this include the fact that he has a bent [[duck]] which would most likely make masturbation painful, and he probably struggles to get/maintain an erection owing to his [[obesity]] and general poor [[health]]. The sex audio with [[Julie]] seems to indicate that it takes Chris around 20 minutes to orgasm, which means that masturbation for Chris must be physically exhausting. Chris also believes that he has a limited sperm count which may have him limit his sexual activity. Also, Chris was at one point prescribed the antidepressant paroxetine (Paxil), which (from what was heard from him) caused some sort of sexual side effect, perhaps slowing down his ability to orgasm.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris and psychology]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris also told [[Kacey]] that he has masturbated so much that it no longer brings him much pleasure. However, this was a misguided ploy for pity sex.&lt;ref&gt;[[Kacey Call 7]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Chris and sex]]<br /> *[[Chris Sex Videos]]<br /> *[[Bob Walks In]]<br /> *[[Semen]]<br /> *[[Masturbating and squirtin']]<br /> *[[CWC Cums for a Cat]]<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{CWC-isms}}<br /> {{Love quest}}<br /> [[category:CWC-isms]]</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Autism_Tutorial_Part_5&diff=205557 2017-04-08T14:54:38Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Domain change.</p> <hr /> <div>In '''Autism Tutorial Part 5''', [[Chris]] uses ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' to demonstrate the method for introducing new people to [[autistic]]s, as well as to re-enact an assault on [[Clyde Cash]].<br /> <br /> ==Video==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Autism Tutorial Part 5<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|dFeB16HY4jo}}<br /> | stardate = 13 [[February 2011]]<br /> | subject = {{Autism|text}}, {{Galpals|text}}, {{Video games|text}}, {{Violence|text}}<br /> | style = {{Rage|text}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br /> | saga = <br /> | other = <br /> | previous = [[Autism Tutorial Part 4]]<br /> | next = [[Autism Tutorial Part 6]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> <br /> [[Image:Cashed2.jpg|thumb|right|This is what Chris actually believes.]]<br /> <br /> ''(The first segment of the video consists of a text-only conversation between sack-Chris and several imaginary sack-girls.)''<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AA0000&quot;&gt;Mic:&lt;/font&gt; Nonette, this is [[Christian Chandler]], but you may call him Chris. Chris, this here is Nonette Sehen.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#3333CC&quot;&gt;Sack-Chris:&lt;/font&gt; Hey Nonette, you are a pretty woman, and I am happy to meet you.<br /> <br /> ''(The two Sack-people touch each other, presumably symbolizing a handshake)'' <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#339966&quot;&gt;Nonette:&lt;/font&gt; ''(clearly needs glasses)'' Well, I think you have a very good face, and I am delighted to meet you too.<br /> <br /> ''(Chris's melodic voice takes over narration for the remainder of the video)''<br /> <br /> Now understand, ''this'' is what I'm talking about for us autistic people. We are too shy by default! But on earning our trust, or if we feel comfortable or like the other person on our indid-ividual instincts, we will open up. And to start us right, we need either: A) The other person to approach and talk to us, upon their own will, or B) have our own trusted friend or family introduce us to other people of our respective ages.<br /> <br /> In this scenario, it was a great match for me, for A) she is a [[Boyfriend-free girl|single woman, without a boyfriend]]: B) she is pretty, and easy on my eyes. And C) this woman I could feel comfortable with, and feel a good and honest aura from her. From this a good friendship, and hopefully a [[sex|f-]] a [[china|long relationship]] will stay between us for the long time. (Voice deepens with hatred) Do not bring me down here, naysayers and [[Trolls|haters]].<br /> <br /> ''(Cut to a wall of 6 sackgirl posters.)''<br /> <br /> Lets look at a few other scenarios of similar to opposite results. Obviously, most women: ''[Subtitle: &quot;I mean NO Personal Offense whatsoever to Any Individual Person or Group of People.&quot;]'' Easy on my eyes, [[Random Access Humor|good-humored]], sweet, pretty... [[Niggo|black]], white, [[Punchy|Asian]], Christian, [[Michael Snyder|Jewish]], Buddhism, I have no, c- [[Lie|I have no care about]] [[Racism|skin color]] [[Chris and religion|or religion]], whatever. I will be kind to all of them, respectful and welcoming them, to have them in my circle of friends. Lesbians, too... Just don't get on my bad side here. ''[Subtitle: &quot;To clarify, the 'Don't get on my bad side' part refers to All Women in general'&quot;]''<br /> <br /> ''(Cut to a wall of 6 sackboy posters.)''<br /> <br /> [[JERKS|Men]], my own... ''kind'', on the other hand, I would feel most hesitant towards. Because I have had fewer male friends in my life, and I have had mostly bad experiences around them. ''Plus'', and this is very important, in my autism test it was found that I get along better with women, well over ''men''. ''[Subtitle: &quot;I mean NO Personal Offense whatsoever to Any Individual Person or Group of People.&quot;]'' And considering my life experiences and my own opinion, I totally agree with that. If the, uh, individual, however, offers a, uh, friendly gesture, and does not make me [[Chris and anger|angry]] or make me feel most uncomfortable, or ill at ease, I will be willing to give him a chance and welcome him as a friend, and nothing more. ''[Subtitle: &quot;**PLATONICALLY Friendly**&quot;]''<br /> <br /> ''(Cut to another wall, with 3 posters of sackpeople in [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Awesome Awesome Face] masks.)''<br /> <br /> However, going back to the mean people of the internet... Upon meeting one of them in real life - and I will be able to recognize them sure enough, at least with basic instincts - I will not hold back my endured rage. Just ask this crying [[Clyde]]. ''(A scene of a livid Sack-Chris smacking Sack-Clyde follows before the narration continues.)''<br /> <br /> Physically and [[Slow-in-the-minds|mentally challenged]] individuals will vary more. Good results upon if they are easy to look at, if they are able to speak clearly, even ''slooowly'', that I can easily understand them. ''[Subtitle: &quot;I mean NO Personal Offense whatsoever to Any Individual Person or Group of People.&quot;]'' And now, uh, the other part, the other side, whoa, back off! I'm spooked if you are [[Chris and Fashion#The &quot;Gay Trucker&quot; outfit|ugly]], [[Duck|seriously disfigured]], especially in the face, that you [[Chris and English|mumble more than you speak]], you're [[Speech impediment|hard to understand]] at all. It is nothing personal, and I apologize for anyone who feels at unease after hearing what I just said, but [[Chris and Hypocrisy|it's just the way I feel.]] That's all.<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[Autism Tutorial|Autism Tutorial Videos]]|prevlink=[[Autism Tutorial Part 4]]|nextlink=[[Autism Tutorial Part 6]]|}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:LittleBigPlanet]]</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jack_Thaddeus&diff=205556 2017-04-08T14:54:16Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Domain change.</p> <hr /> <div>{{DeadLinks}}<br /> {{Quote|Jack Thaddeus! Give me back my [[PlayStation Network]]s accounts, you expert hacker! You, you [[Chris and English|ir—rational expert]]! Motherfucking [[Chris and religion|burning-in-Hell]] hacker!|Chris on Jack&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris humps his PS3]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> {| class=&quot;infobox&quot; style=&quot;width: 21em; font-size: 90%;&quot;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Trolls<br /> |-<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot; | [[File:Ahuvia.png|200px|center]]<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | &quot;Ahuviya Rotem Harel&quot;<br /> |-<br /> |'''Birth name'''<br /> |Phillip V. Haskins-Delici<br /> |-<br /> | '''Alias'''<br /> | Jack Thaddeus&lt;br&gt;JThadius, JThadeus&lt;br&gt;Felipe Delicias&lt;br&gt;David Crass&lt;br&gt;ADF<br /> |-<br /> | '''Date of Birth'''<br /> | 12 August [[1985]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Residence'''<br /> | Philadelphia, PA, [[USA]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Gender'''<br /> | Male&lt;br&gt;Transwoman<br /> |-<br /> | '''Nationality'''<br /> | American<br /> |-<br /> | '''Race'''<br /> | [[Chris and race|White]]<br /> |-<br /> |}<br /> '''Jack Thaddeus''' (born 12 August 1985) is a [[troll]] responsible for various [[PSN]]-related trollings with [[Chris]]. He is also a TRUE and HONEST [[homo]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]&lt;/ref&gt; In [[August 2011]], Chris supposedly &quot;outed&quot; him as being none other than [[Internet]] lolcow '''Ahuviya Rotem Harel''' (&quot;ADF&quot;), a noted [[cosplay]]er, [[Michael Snyder|JEW]], communist, and [[Asperger's syndrome|&quot;Aspergian&quot;]].<br /> <br /> ==PSN hax==<br /> Jack had a sweeping victory in the seizure of multiple Chris PSN accounts, using them to blackmail Chris into [[Chris humps his PS3|dry-humping his PS3]] and [[It's UGH!|singing &quot;OK2BGay&quot;]]. Unimpressed by Chris's performance, he deleted them for the good of mankind, but not before they were [[TheCWCvilleLibrary|archived]].<br /> <br /> Jack worked with his daughter [[Samantha Thaddeus]] in order to break into Chandler's PSN accounts and possibly bring about the beginning of the [[Liquid Chris]] Saga.&lt;ref&gt;[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails#7/19/09|The Mysterious Man at Otakon]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==CWCipedia advertisements==<br /> [[Image:Gay&amp;PickleAds.JPG|thumb|left|Jack's ads]]<br /> <br /> In [[November 2009]], Jack purchased advertising space on the [[CWCipedia]]. One banner ad linked to a [[gay]] rights website (noting that the creator and hero of ''[[Family Guy]]'' both support gay rights, and using the hated word &quot;[[naïve]]&quot;), while another advertised Mexican vacations using an anthropomorphic [[pickle|cactus]] mascot. <br /> <br /> Chris was incensed by the desecration of his wiki and [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|demanded that the ads be removed]]. Upon being told that Thaddeus was responsible, Chris declared &quot;[[Kill De Jack|I'll deal with him myself]].&quot; Whatever measures he took, though, they didn't do much good, because the original ads were soon joined by many new banners featuring pickles, [[homos]], and other things Chris hates and fears. These ads would have stayed for a long time since Jack, a gentle and generous soul, [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#Do NOT tamper with the advertisements (CCS)|rented all the ads-space up to the end of 2010]].<br /> <br /> Jack eventually leased some of the adspace to [[Mao]], the webmaster of the [[Asperpedia]]. On 25 [[February 2010]], this lease apparently concluded, and Jack filled the website with dicks.<br /> <br /> Eventually, on 18 [[March 2010]], Jack pulled all his funding from the site, forcing the Sysop to take the site down. It came back the next day under the rule of Mao.<br /> <br /> ==In the comics==<br /> [[Image:jacktochris.jpg|thumb|This is what Chris actually believes.]]<br /> Jack made his first full appearance in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] as the [[4-cent_garbage]] building is collapsing. When [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] escapes, he condemns him and [[Clyde Cash]] for being homo trolls. When [[Beel]] escapes, he, too, condemns the two for their actions, saying that being homo trolls that are &quot;slandering and tarnishing a innocent man's good name&quot; is [[Wikipedia:Godwin%27s_law|just as evil as being an assistant for Adolf Hitler]]. With no option left, Clyde and Jack hold hands and together jump into the 66+6 story elevator shaft to their suicide.<br /> <br /> ==Called out==<br /> [[image:separatedatbirth.jpg|thumb|left|Separated at birth?]]<br /> <br /> On 16 [[August 2011]] [[Calling_out#Calling_Out_Jack_Thaddius_-_Ahuviya|Chris claimed]] to have dox on Jack, and claimed that his real name was Ahuviya, that he lived in Pennsylvania, and that Jack is planning to have [[Wikipedia:Sex reassignment surgery (male-to-female)|gender reassignment surgery]]. He demanded a video of apology to be uploaded by Jack/Ahuviya by 10 [[September 2011]]. The &quot;Ahuviya&quot; Chris is referring to is none other than Ahuviya Rotem Harel, a lolcow almost as big as Chris himself.&lt;ref&gt;[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieOVxlhhdao Why Philadelphia is so much Greater than CWCville]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE7bp7GKx_U Advice for Chris-chan from Ahuviya Harel]&lt;/ref&gt; This information is unsurprisingly fabricated, as, for one, Jack and Ahuviya's voices have only scant similarities. Regardless, Ahuviya and Chris, despite the animosity between the two, share many of the same traits and characteristics.&lt;ref&gt;[http://editthis.info/adfki/ADF_and_CWC ADF and CWC]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Ahuviya_Harel Ahuviya Harel] at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> A week later, [[Calling_Out#Re-Calling Ahuvia|he revealed]] that &quot;Jack&quot; was a [[Molvanîa|communist]] and [[Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark|into BDSM]]. It was at this point that Ahuviya responded to him, denouncing all the fake information Chris presented alongside his own lolcow-ness. Chris, ''still'' firmly believing the rumors, made [[Response to ADF|another video]] with his usual homophobia.<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails]]<br /> *[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 2]]<br /> *[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 3]]<br /> *[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call]]<br /> *[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2]]<br /> *[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> ==External links==<br /> *[http://editthis.info/adfki/Main_Page ADFki]<br /> * [http://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Ahuviya_Harel Lolcow Wiki] page on Ahuviya<br /> {{Trolls}}<br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Thaddeus, Jack}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Trolls]][[Category: CWCipedia Saga]]</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_sex&diff=205555 2017-04-08T14:53:55Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Domain change.</p> <hr /> <div>{{Honest}}<br /> {{DeadLinks}}<br /> <br /> [[Chris]] has a warped view of '''sexual intercourse''' (a.k.a. '''hanky-panky''') as well as '''gender''', mostly stemming from stunted sexual development, [[Borb|a sheltered upbringing]], and the [[Autism|twisted, disjointed]] [[Chris and reality|worldview]] he acquired as a result. He first developed an understanding of sex from watching softcore porn on HBO at around age 16. He describes pornographic films as &quot;educational&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;[[Miyamoto Saga#Chris Sets the Record STRAIGHT]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Knowledge of sex and gender==<br /> In his mind, Chris has mastered all there is to know about sex, and now regards himself as a bit of a guru. He has said that kissing a woman is &quot;magical and delightful... sweet and melting like ice cream or chocolate&quot;, a description he stole from ''[[Sailor Moon]]''.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 18#He might as well be talking about how to pilot the space shuttle|Mailbag 18]]&lt;/ref&gt; In truth, for much of the time he was presenting this advice Chris had yet to even kiss a girl.&lt;ref name=&quot;Jackie E-mails 2&quot;&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 2]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> What he knows about sex he's picked up from rudimentary [[high school]] [[Dating education|sex education]] or [[List of Chris's Adam &amp; Eve purchases|pornography]]. This has engendered many false beliefs in Chris, which he sticks to religiously. Readers who brave his [[Chris Sex Logs|sex chat logs]] should immediately notice what's going wrong--Chris's fantasies are merely recreations of what he's seen in pornos, rather than plausible sexual experiences. For example, he believed that [[Kacey]] would welcome a brutal tit-fucking followed by load after load of [[navy]] to the face.&lt;ref&gt;[[Kacey Phone Call]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Other examples of Chris's crude misconceptions about sex abound. He mimics female porn stars' sex positions, spreads an imaginary vagina a yard across,&lt;ref name=&quot;JR Eyes&quot;&gt;[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]&lt;/ref&gt; thinks that the clitoris is located on the female body where the [[wikipedia:Perineum|perineum]] is located on the male one&lt;ref&gt;[[September 2014 Facebook Posts#Introducing the Un-clit]]&lt;/ref&gt; and believes that electric shocks to the vagina are pleasurable.&lt;ref name=&quot;Cums cat&quot;&gt;[[CWC Cums for a Cat]]&lt;/ref&gt; He also seems to believe that a woman's vagina is higher up on the woman's body that it actually is;&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:SchuComicSP3P7.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt; this is undoubtedly due to his experience with his [[Kimmi|sex]] [[Officer Nasty|dolls]]. The &quot;missionary cowgirl&quot; position mentioned in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] is a contradiction in terms. He can't even get the most basic double entendres correct, wearing a terrible [[CWC Cola|Mountain Dew]] parody shirt thinking it's an invitation for women to try and ride his broken [[penis]].&lt;ref name=&quot;JR Eyes&quot; /&gt; He thinks that his [[Virgin with rage|virginity]] is a precious and sought-after treasure which women will come in droves to take (he even went so far as to use it as a bargaining chip to haggle with a prostitute), and believes that [[mass debating]] ultimately makes him better at sex.<br /> <br /> With Chris's [[Chris and English|slippery grip on language]], he is also noticeably confused about basic sexual terminology. For example, Chris told Ivy he had a &quot;sticky dream&quot; about her. When Ivy asked if he meant a wet dream, he replied, &quot;No, that's when you pee yourself, silly!&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Ivy Q&amp;A#Threats]]&lt;/ref&gt; While he may have the best of intentions, his word choices unwittingly present him in a very bad light. He refuses to use common terms--either medical or slang--for sex organs, instead calling penises &quot;[[duck]]s&quot; and &quot;[[pickle]]s&quot;, and vaginas and vulvae &quot;[[china]]&quot; or &quot;tom-tom&quot; out of a childish aversion borne of disgust.<br /> <br /> In [[August 2011]], Chris said he is into female domination.&lt;ref&gt;[[Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya]]&lt;/ref&gt; (going as far as to draw Sonichu and Rosechu performing the act in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]).<br /> <br /> ===[[Chris and gender|Gender in general]]===<br /> Similar to [[Chris and religion|the topic of faith]], Chris's actual beliefs on gender are more complex than his stated beliefs. Over his life, he has developed a burning hatred of males [[JERKS#The list of males Chris doesn't hate|in general]], not unlike [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Aeverine_Nieves another autistic on] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] noted for his/her similarities to Chris. This likely spirals back to his bullying by other boys at school, not to mention the fact that Chris is known to fly into fits of [[Chris and his ego|jealous]] [[Chris and anger|rage]] whenever he sees [[Liquid Chris|a man more successful than him]], especially if [[Clyde Cash|that]] [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|man]] [[Wes Iseli|is getting some]] and he isn't. Inversely, whenever trolls invented a [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]] for him, Chris would make [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|childish YouTube videos]] [[SHE IS MINE NOW|wherein he would gloat]] to their supposed exes. Chris's infantile, jealousy-driven hatred of his own gender has even led him to label [[JERKS|all men]] [[Chris and hypocrisy|&quot;barbarian[s]&quot;]]. This bizarre view may also have contributed to his [[Tomgirl|decision to cross-dress]].<br /> <br /> Inversely, Chris repeatedly asserts his reverence of women, and seems to have a comparatively glowing opinion of them, stating that he finds women &quot;empathetic&quot;. But, as stated at the beginning of the section, the truth is more complicated. While Chris has always preferred female friends, and is known to be far more accommodating of lesbians than gay men, even going so far as to [[Chris and reality|identify as one himself]], in truth, Chris has a distinctly sexist view of [[Women's rights|women]]. Based on his failed attempts at getting girls at the mall, he has concluded that all girls are [[Boyfriend-free girl|already paired up]], [[Homos|lesbians]], or distracted with shopping. The notion that they might have good reasons for spurning his advances does not occur to him. By all accounts, Chris seems to place all women into one of two categories - organic [[Officer Nasty|sex]] [[Kimmi|toys]] who exist to submit to his every desire, or [[Barb|mother]] [[Gal-pals|figures]] who exist to dote on him, keep his child-like, responsibility-free lifestyle sustainable, and nurse his wounded [[ego]] whenever the need arises.<br /> <br /> In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], he referred to women as another species. This seems to be hyperbole, but considering Chris' abysmal knowledge of the sciences, it is difficult to be sure.<br /> <br /> Chris has an interesting grasp of stereotypical straight and non-straight behavior, too, insisting he is straight even as he acts like a stereotypical mincing, [[Tomgirl|crossdressing]] transsexual. This can be explained by his [[autism|lack of empathy or ability to pick up on social cues]], but given his reaction to being told he looks &quot;gay&quot; is to scream &quot;NO I'M NOT!&quot; and ignore anything else, it's unlikely he'll ever learn.<br /> <br /> As of 2015, Chris has stated his preference for female pronouns, going so far as to dub himself &quot;Christine Weston Chandler&quot; on his Facebook. As of 11 February, 2015, Chris has started signing the medallions he sells on eBay with this name. From this it can be inferred that he was using the tomgirl label as a stepping stone into full blown transsexualism. Whether or not Chris is legitimately transsexual remains to be seen. As it is unlikely he will ever willingly see a therapist regarding his gender issues (or [[Chris and psychology|any]] [[Chris and anger|other]] [[Chris and health|of]] [[Chris and his Ego|his]] [[Chris and reality|issues]] for that matter), we may never have a definitive answer.<br /> <br /> ==Moral basis on sex and double standards==<br /> [[Image:DatingEducation.jpg|thumb|250px|69ing? Intercourse? ''Really''? In a ''children's'' comic? Because they should know all about this stuff.]]<br /> {{quote|You have heard that it was said by them of old time, You shall not commit adultery: but I say to you, that whosoever looks on a woman to lust after her has committed adultery with her already in his heart.|Matthew 5:27-28}}<br /> <br /> Sex as viewed through Chris's eyes is (partially) dictated by the Bible - or rather, by his religion, as Chris's Biblical knowledge is extremely poor. Chris is very strict on keeping to the word of God when male homosexuality is the topic, vehemently stating that he ''hates'' homos, but with no hesitation views lesbian porn and approves of it [[Mass debating|masturbatorily]]&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC's Second Message]]&lt;/ref&gt;, and as of 2014, seemed to be adopting a more progressive view of even gay men and their rights (albeit begrudgingly). In 2015 Chris made a video lamenting his &quot;past&quot; homophobia and clarifying that he apparently now has great liking and admiration for male homosexuality, [[Retroactive continuity|retconning]] the viscous homophobic tirade of [[Sonichu 10]] into a bizarre zombie apocalypse, implying that he realizes religion is not an excuse for discrimination. Another violation of his Christian morals is the fact that he planned on losing his virginity on the [[Third date|third or fourth date]] with his true sweetheart (read: first girl who will last three dates with Chris). This is, of course, blatant violation of the Christian value of marriage before sex.<br /> <br /> The Bible also frowns upon [[Nudes|pornographers]], of which he is very guilty and holds no apparent [[Chris and remorse|remorse]]. These double standards cause many trolls to despise him, seeing as he selectively chooses what to denigrate and what is OK in his own personal dogma, although to be fair, the same is true of many Christians anyway.<br /> <br /> Despite people pointing out these contradictions, even quoting passages of the Bible, he will deny it. This is most likely because he goes to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|a very liberal church]], so any question about premarital sex is probably interpreted quite liberally, and Chris believes that his church and ''only'' his church defines the entirety of religious morality - as it applies to him, anyway. When Chris asks Rocky about passages quoted to him by [[trolls]], she only fuels his à la carte Christianity by saying things like sex before marriage is okay as long as the couple is in love, which contradicts Christian doctrine.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 8]]&lt;/ref&gt; In summary, Chris picks and chooses what parts of Christian doctrine suit his own prejudices, and disregards the ones that would interfere with his [[Love Quest]].<br /> <br /> [[File:Female anatomy according to chris.png|thumb|A moderately detailed portrait of what Chris probably thought females looked like before meeting [[Mia Hamm]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris seems to consider a female sexual partner as a rubber stamp over his (alleged) sexual orientation. Flying in the face of any moral system he's ever held, he announced his desire to upload on the Internet a video of his first full sexual intercourse, even if his hypothetical partner refused to consent to it.&lt;ref&gt;[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The Introduction Image Space is NOT Ad Space (CCS)]]&lt;/ref&gt; After further prodding, he added that he would simply hide the camera, record the event without her consent and blur her face before making the video public.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 31#In which Chris crosses yet another line]]&lt;/ref&gt; In [[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]], Chris indicated that if a woman accused him of being gay in person, he would sexually assault them by demanding they submit to a kiss and allow him to videotape the act, possibly as a way of proving his straightness.<br /> <br /> For Chris, as stated above, [[Women's rights|a woman is just a living, sentient sex-toy]], existing only to validate him as a heterosexual. As long as they're straight and younger than him, of course.<br /> <br /> ==Chris in the act==<br /> [[Image:JULAY-small.gif|frame|right|Christian professing his love for &quot;[[Julie]]&quot;.]]<br /> Leaked tapes of Chris's audio sex with [[Julie]], and the infamous sex tape with Kimmi shed light on Chris as he acts out on his fantasies. In particular, the sex tape shows how Chris assumes ''female'' positions, notably riding on top of Kimmi in a scene straight out of a porno. It seems that Chris's entirety of knowledge about sexual relationships stems from ignoring the men in pornography (due to fear of becoming a homo).<br /> <br /> However, it should be noted that in most of Chris's Rule 34 drawings the characters do tend to assume positions which are fitting for their gender, including Chris.&lt;ref&gt;For examples, see the [[Sonichu 8#The uncensored scenes|uncensored panels]] from Sonichu 8, [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]], the [[Giant Penis Comic]] and [[Jackie E-mails 14]].&lt;/ref&gt; It might be that Chris adopts female positions not so much due to ignorance regarding sex, but more because of [[Tomgirl pictures|his identification with the opposite gender]].<br /> <br /> Chris's view of cunnilingus, put on display in [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]], involves slobbering all over a woman's vagina. Despite all his knowledge of porn, he fails to see how cunnilingus is more than just slobbering, but proper tongue action to stimulate the clitoris.<br /> <br /> In the leaked media, Chris displays that he may have some issues with delayed orgasm. This can either be physiological (bent duck, [[Obesity|being overweight]], lack of endurance) or psychological in nature (performance anxiety, high expectations, intrusive homoerotic thoughts, subconscious guilt about sex), or a combination thereof.<br /> <br /> ==Staying straight==<br /> {{see also|Homos#Fear of being a homo|l1=Fear of being a homo}}<br /> <br /> ==Is Chris asexual?==<br /> Some autistics simply do not understand sexual attraction (for example, high-functioning autistic and [[Wikipedia:Hug machine|hugbox]] inventor Temple Grandin chooses to be celibate because she admits that she really does not understand sexual attraction and that she lacks the ability, as a consequence of her autism, to engage in a sexual relationship). This could explain some of Chris's views regarding sex and romance; he genuinely cannot understand the appeal of most sexual activity, aside from the fact he's seen people in the media do it and that he thinks that sex is something all men need to experience in order to become complete adults.<br /> <br /> As the act of sexual intercourse and relationships in general are fairly social activities, it's quite possible that Chris views the act of losing his virginity as something of a rite of passage--something he needs to do in order to validate his own sexuality and prove to the world that he's a capable &quot;adult&quot;. Chris also fails to realize that relationships are give and take. Every sweetheart that Chris has had, which eventually turned out to be a troll involved long, received relentless emails and calls in which Chris prattled on and on about how much he &quot;loved&quot; them and how he was looking forward to finally having sex. After supposedly losing his virginity, it's unknown if he still craves sexual intercourse as much as he did before. One thing is still certain, however, is that he still fervently desires the attention of a sweetheart.<br /> <br /> After he was introduced to the term by his Mailbag correspondents, Chris took to interpreting and using &quot;asexual&quot; as an insult. In his [[CWCipedia]] page on [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)|The Wallflower]], he referred to her as a &quot;Got-Dang Asexual Woman!&quot;. He also became very offended when [[Jackie]] implied that he liked [[video games]] more than women, ranting that she should not label him as asexual (and missed her point completely).&lt;ref name=&quot;Jackie E-mails 2&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> However, considering Chris's incessant shoehorning of entirely unnecessary sex into the comics, and the ludicrous efforts he goes to get some [[China]], he does seem to possess sexual desire - though not necessarily for women, as these things could simply be part of his efforts to disprove his much-feared [[homosexuality]].<br /> <br /> ==Pedophilia==<br /> {{main|Pedofork}}<br /> <br /> ==Bestiality==<br /> {{quote|I can imagine myself doing it with a [[Patti-chan|collie]] at least. you know, like Lassie.|Chris to [[PandaHalo]]&lt;ref name=&quot;collie&quot;&gt;[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> [[File:PattiLuv.jpg|thumb|Run, Patti, run!]]<br /> [[File:Super-mode.jpg|thumb|left|90px|Chris, sporting a [[ECV 00002‎|homemade fursuit]].]]<br /> <br /> In [[December 2008]], Chris told [[PandaHalo]] he would be willing to have sex with a female dog for her.&lt;ref name=&quot;collie&quot; /&gt; However, in his [[Chris-chan Discusses...‎|interview with ScrewAttackEurope]], Chris says he's against bestiality, then hoists himself by his own petard by claiming that Sonichu &amp; co. are not &quot;half-humans&quot; but &quot;all-animals&quot; with human form; so technically this isn't bestiality, as they're animals having sex with each other.<br /> <br /> Chris suggested that Brian from ''[[Family Guy]]'' be paired up with &quot;any sexy breed&quot; of dog.&lt;ref&gt;[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Family_Guy#Story_of_the_CWC_Episode_for_.22Family_Guy.22 The Family Guy article on CWCipedia]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> In [[The Red-Maned Deer]], Chris recites a poem he wrote about having sex with a deer, but at the end of it states, &quot;This was, in fact, NOT an act of bestiality. For you see, the Red-Maned Deer I have been communicating with and tracking, is really...my lo-my womanly sweetheart, named [[Jacklyn Romy]].&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[The Red-Maned Deer]]&lt;/ref&gt; The fact that the deer is Jackie is obvious, but in spite of this he explicitly stated that it was her at the end. <br /> <br /> In a photo of the [[Rental House]] from June 2014, the Chandler minivan bears a bumper sticker reading &quot;I Sleep with Dogs&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Chandler Cars 1600w.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt; What exactly this means is yet to be determined.<br /> <br /> ===Is Chris a furry?===<br /> Whether or not Chris can actually be considered a furry is still debated.&lt;ref&gt;From [[Sarah May Skype Logs#Chris tries to leave|the Sarah May Skype Logs]]: [7:17:25] '''Sarah May''': Did you feel sexually aroused when you drew them? [7:17:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.''': a bit.&lt;/ref&gt; There are some things that point in that direction. [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] is in many ways similar to a fursona. Chris has also used the character while cybering with [[Julie]].&lt;ref name=&quot;Cums cat&quot; /&gt; Finally, in the [[Giant Penis Comic]], Chris and [[Ivy]] both morph into fursonas during the act of sex. However, it has been confirmed by [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] that Chris is actually prejudiced against furries, not because of who they are, but because many furries tend to be [[homos]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A#Racism and homophobia]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> {{-}}<br /> <br /> ==Prostitution==<br /> Given how badly Chris wanted to lose his virginity, many observers have wondered why he didn't immediately spend some of his [[tugboat]] on a prostitute. [[Mumble 4]], from [[February 2009]], answered that question for a while. There, Chris explained that paying for sex would render the act &quot;meaningless,&quot; and he was - in a rare display of common sense - afraid of contracting a sexually transmitted disease.<br /> <br /> [[Image:Virginbreaker.png|thumb|Chris' leaked [[Facebook]] announcement that he had lost his virginity. Initially igniting a firestorm of controversy, Chris himself let it slip that she was found &quot;somewhere on the backpage&quot; soon after.]]<br /> <br /> Needs must as the devil drives, though. While being blackmailed by [[Jack Thaddeus]] in the summer of [[2009]], Chris attempted to solicit the services of a Craigslist prostitute to fuck on camera so he could recover his hacked [[PlayStation Network]] accounts. After describing his personal problems to the prostitute, she hung up on him. Chris was apparently trying to get free sex from the hooker with long, rambling stories about his horrible life to try and gain sympathy. He was genuinely shocked when she didn't offer to fuck him out of pity, unaware that prostitutes, by definition, only have sex with men for money.<br /> <br /> Previously, in [[March 2009]], [[Brian Bash]] had sent a trio of prostitutes to [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] so he would no longer be a virgin with rage. [[Hooker incident|Hilarity ensued]]. <br /> <br /> By the beginning of [[2010]], Chris's views on prostitution had further softened. According to his [[Vivian Gee E-mails 2|conversations with Vivian Gee]], around the turn of the year he was attempting to save $100 out of his monthly budget to buy himself a whore for his 28th [[birthday]]. This, presumably, was the &quot;hundred dollars for a damn hooker&quot; he referred to when [[&quot;Damian Antaria&quot;, PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|begging the Wallflower for sex]] on YouTube in [[March 2010]].<br /> <br /> Between [[April 2010|April]] and [[July 2010]], under the name of [[Carlos Chantor]], Chris tried to offer himself up as a male escort. He described himself as &quot;[[Chris and reality|Experienced for Her Pleasure]]&quot;, with an [[obesity|average]] body type.&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 6]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Later, under the guise of his troll persona [[JenkinsJinkies]], Chris attempted to acquire the contact details of the hookers Brian Bash had previously hired. While it is possible that Chris merely wished to make his disguise more convincing by implying that 14 year old Jenkins wished to hire prostitutes, it seems far more likely that Chris actually was considering hiring Brian's girls.<br /> <br /> In [[April 2012]] a [[Facebook]] status leaked in which Chris announced that he was no longer a virgin. Suspicion arose that this was due to the help of a hooker. Chris provided further evidence suggesting that the girl was a prostitute on 1 [[May 2012|May]] when he wrote in a [[Facebook#Hey, Trollies|Facebook note]] that his virgin breaker can be found &quot;somewhere on the [[Wikipedia:Backpage|backpage]]&quot;, a website known for featuring sex service ads.&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/19/opinion/kristof-not-quite-a-teen-yet-sold-for-sex.html?_r=1]&lt;/ref&gt; On 28/29 June 2014 Chris openly admitted that his first time was with a prostitute, and that he had sex with her twice.&lt;ref&gt;[[Other documents#Chris's wingman]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Incest==<br /> {{incomplete}}<br /> <br /> [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], Chris's imaginary twin sister, appeared as a [[:image:153-GirlfriendsGift.jpg|&quot;girlfriend&quot; card]] he made for ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'', and her attractiveness and desirability are brought up several times in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] comics well after being established as Chris's twin. Chris has shown complete ignorance in matters incestuous before; his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] are all related, but many of them are paired off with one-another, banging and some even [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|having]] [[Sandy Rosechu|kids]]. <br /> <br /> Chris first expounded his views on incest to the internet on 31 [[January 2009]] during the [[Mumble 1|first Mumble chat]], when it was revealed that he did not fully understood the meaning of the word &quot;incest&quot;. While he showed aversion toward incest in the chat, his condemnation of it was lukewarm, saying that he would only &quot;definitely discourage that&quot; and that lesbian incest is &quot;possibly OK&quot; due to no reproduction being involved. Compare this to his statements about male homosexuality from the same chat (&quot;I hate homo males [...] I'd sooner have a [[Tomgirl Saga|sex change]] before I would ever turn into a homo&quot;) or to his statements about male homosexuality from earlier that month, saying that he would make it a crime and force its practitioners into having sex with members of the opposite gender.&lt;ref&gt;[[IRC (02 January 2009)]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> A year later, Chris's views became staunch. When a correspondent in the [[Mailbag]] pointed out that Chris's state allows cousin marriage but not same-sex marriage, Chris furiously denied it and wrote, &quot;Cousin-Marriage is just as Terrible and Unholy as MARRYING YOUR OWN MOTHER OR FATHER!&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Common Questions#5 January 2010]]&lt;/ref&gt; When another correspondent responded to Chris by saying that he is happily married to his cousin and that their marriage is indeed legal in Virginia, Chris answered him by saying he was destined to hell for his relationship.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 34#Good luck in hell]]&lt;/ref&gt;, not realizing that Incest is shown in a positive light in [[Chris and religion|the Bible]]. When the subject came up again in the next mailbag, Chris said that sexual relations between cousins are just as wrong as incest between parents and their children or between siblings, and that all those relationships were condemned in the &quot;same part&quot; of the Bible, &lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 35#I think he wanted a specific verse]]&lt;/ref&gt; which is not actually true. &lt;ref&gt; [[http://www.cousincouples.com/?page=religion]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Dreams of sex with Barb===<br /> On 10 August 2016, Chris posted a [[Facebook statuses|response]] to a mother-son couple who were arrested for incest He admitted to &quot;[having] dreams of having sex with my mother&quot; but &quot;Never acting on them ever&quot;. Among other things, he also implied that incest &quot;offers a chance for better teaching the child how to better satisfy their eventual partner(s).&quot;. All this is in stark contrast to his earlier condemnation of incest, which begs the question about whether Chris was being TRUE and HONEST but changed his opinion later thanks to his growing degeneracy, or the likelier possibility it was [[Hypocrisy|all for show]].<br /> ====Transcript====<br /> I have a few things to say in response to this article. Firstly, the child was over 18, and surely the mother has talked it out with him beforehand. The child might have had social problems, or a situation where socializing or going out to socialize with other people, was a Greater Difficulty. Financial situation to prevent paying someone else to come over and help out in the situation. Moreover, it was the lifelong affections between parent and child. Also, the mother probably could not bear any ovum for children anymore.<br /> Anyhow, who among Everyone in this world has not had a dream of having sex with one of their parents? Never acting on them ever, I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother.<br /> Although incest is quite controversial topic, but there are circumstances where there would be not so much harm as one may think, feel or believe. The child is over 18; the mother is unable to have any more children at the time; birth control and protection is available and can be used (in a case of father/daughter, birth control Definitely should be used anyhow). Also, consider if the child is adopted; not as much biological.<br /> Plus, this offers a chance for better teaching the child how to better satisfy their eventual partner(s). The schools can only teach from books; not so much practice. And Nobody wants to end up being a 20 or 30-plus year old Virgin. I know; That is a Huge, Enduring Pain.<br /> Unless the sex act was abusive, hurtful, or Would result in an unwanted birth of a physical or mental challenged child, I would not judge or persecute the parent and child. I would encourage the child to socialize more; maybe make it easier for the child to meet more people his/her age.<br /> Do Not send the mother and son to jail!<br /> <br /> ==Rape==<br /> <br /> {{Protip|Despite your worst fears, Chris won't rape anybody, so stop saying that.}}<br /> <br /> Chris is very apathetic about the idea of rape. When [[PandaHalo]] told him she was raped by [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]], he reacted nonchalantly. He even thought it would be appropriate for Panda to move in with her rapist, whom he called a &quot;good man&quot; for regretting the rape and for being willing to take care of the ensuing child.&lt;ref&gt;[[IRC (21 January 2009)]]&lt;/ref&gt; Later on, long after the PandaHalo saga was over, he would wish her and her rapist a happy marriage.&lt;ref&gt;[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)#Sarah Cassandra McKenzie, A.K.A. PandaHalo]]&lt;/ref&gt; In [[iPods Down and Listen Up]], he doesn't seem to realize that his improvised lyrics detail a sexual act that would almost certainly be construed by others as rape. More recently, he has taken to comparing his ordeals with the trolls to rape in his Facebook posts.<br /> <br /> As far as ''Chris'' being a potential rapist is concerned, during a particularly [[IRC (23 July 2009)|disturbing chat]], he ([[:File:BillRiley.jpg|incognito]]) suggested that the trolls try to convince him to rape [[Rocky Shoemaker]].<br /> <br /> In all likelihood, though, these parts of his behavior are most likely explained by the keys to understanding his behavior overall: his ignorance about the world and his persecution complex causes him to be quite [[naïve]] about how bad rape actually is. With the Rocky situation above, he likely said that as part of an odd, roundabout scheme to get the trolls arrested, but it's still pretty fucked up that he'd even suggest something like this, let alone tell her about it after. <br /> <br /> Chris has a surprisingly mature moral opinion on the subject of abortion in cases of rape; in one of the [[Kacey Calls]], he states he believes that abortion in these cases should be the choice of the victim only and that they should not be pressured by others in their decision. <br /> <br /> One might assume that he will one day try to rape someone due to this mindset and stalker tendencies, but this scenario is highly unlikely. For instance, he tried to kiss [[Emily]] and gave up when she said no,&lt;ref&gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#A precious farewell (1:29:35–1:31:10)]]&lt;/ref&gt; showing that he does understand the importance of consent....or at least, he ''used'' to. Unfortunately, it seems that as of 2014, he has decided that he won't take &quot;no&quot; for an answer, and basically ''molested'' [[Catherine#The Date|Catherine during their second outing]] by hugging her and burying his head in her breasts even after she flatly told him not to. This gets even more disturbing when you consider [[Catherine E-mails#It IS Your Fault!|this e-mail]], where Chris outright says that he's [[Chris and his Ego|&quot;entitled to a relationship&quot;]]. <br /> <br /> He also doesn't have a history of violence (indeed, quite, quite the opposite), and aside from his [[Death threats#Likelihood of Acting Out on Death Threats|habit of dishing out threats he can't possibly carry out]], Chris is physically [[Chris and health|very weak and unfit]], and simply could not overpower an able-bodied person - the only outcome of him attempting it would be a swift knee to the [[duck]] followed by a rousing round of [[Kick the Autistic|America's favorite game]]. However, given Catherine's experience with Chris during their outing (in her words, she was taken by surprise and couldn't react to it), potential sweethearts should still exercise some caution around him.<br /> <br /> Interestingly, Chris details in [[Announcement 06292016]] that he wants all men to stay an arm's length distance away from him. Along with showing the insecurities he possesses concerning men, Chris seems to think that he is [[Tomgirl|female]] enough or [[Chris and his ego|attractive]] enough that [[Chris and reality|a man would want to rape him.]]<br /> <br /> ==Sexting==<br /> <br /> &lt;strike&gt;[http://www.4shared.com/photo/ofavvePXce/Chris_Chan_Sexting.html Sexting Coversation]&lt;/strike&gt; Link down. Please reupload.<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Chris and his Ego]]<br /> *[[Chris Sex Logs]]<br /> *[[Duck]]<br /> *[[Homos]]<br /> *[[Mass debating]]<br /> *[[Naive]]<br /> *[[Pickle]]<br /> *[[Semen]]<br /> *[[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]<br /> *[[Women's rights]]<br /> <br /> == References ==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Love quest}}<br /> {{Chris and}}</div>

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<p>Michaeldsuarez: Domain change.</p> <hr /> <div>'''Chris-chan Discusses...''' is a series of [[July 2009]] video interviews between Larry Bundy Jr., aka &quot;Guru Larry&quot; of [[Wikipedia:Channel Awesome|That Guy With The Glasses.com]] (a website dedicated to video game and movie reviews) and the Internet's favorite autistic manchild, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Guru Larry is the second big name fan of CWC, along with animator [[Harry Partridge]].<br /> <br /> While a normal person would see Larry is clearly insulting Chris to his face, Chris's [[autism]] prevented him from comprehending Larry's blatant sarcasm. The only thing Chris picked up on was that Larry was using the [[Wikipedia:Bulk and Skull|Bulk and Skull]] theme from ''[[Power Rangers]]'', which has negative connotations. This was the second time that Chris gave a public interview.<br /> <br /> Chris obviously has no idea whatsoever how to conduct an interview, shifting all of the pressure to Larry and trying to avoid answers which force him to be creative or think a bit, especially in the beginning. He constantly cuts off Larry and has no tact.<br /> <br /> For a long time, only selected extracts were available, until Guru Larry released the full interview on 30 [[August 2012]].<br /> <br /> ==Director's Cut==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;{{#ev:youtube|bRbFWKPvktU}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> ''Video opens with white caption on black screen.''&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=red&gt;'''Caption:'''&lt;/font&gt; Some of my long-term fans may remember I once held a series of interviews with [[Chris-Chan]] in [[June 2009]].&lt;br&gt;<br /> I never uploaded the full version before, due to the amount of editing it needed for lip-syncing due to lag. Also, because I lost what I thought was the only copy during a hard drive failure.&lt;br&gt;<br /> But by total luck, I recently discovered a back-up copy.&lt;br&gt;<br /> So after some pain staking, ''[sic]'' re-editing, synching, and general HD upscalingness, For the first time ever... the highly demanded full, uncut Chris-Chan interview!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; -Sec, yeah, you got it? That's better. And how d'you get rid of the graphics on the screen as well?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; The, uh, the what on the screen?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, there you go. Now I've got rid of them. So there you go. So yes. That's, that-yeah, that's quite good. Did you know that- Do you know that there's a little twisty thing on the front of your camera that makes it zoom in, as well, so you can do that close up.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh, um...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; So that's... So that, that little th- you know that th- you know that little plastic thing in the front, you can twist it, see, look. ''(puts hand on camera, which zooms out, then back in.)''<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; So that's... quite good... So yes, let me just... try and get comfortable, there you go... There you go. So, uh how should-how should we start this, how do we start to... start this?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, like how you would normally start an interview.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. Uhh... Let's have a s- let's have a thing out to start this... Okay. Three. Okay, now let's just move this camera just... tiny bit. There you go. Hello, and welcome to my first introduction for a [[YouTube]] celebrity. A first- I can't say it. Uh... How should we- how should we start it? How shall I intr-pronou-How shall I announce you, how would you like to be announced?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh, however you feel.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Like you want to announce me.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. All right, I'll prepare-I'll announce you as [[Sonichu]] creator, shall I, or... will that be... good? Okay, um...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hello, and welcome to my very first interview with various people… from [[the Internet]]! And with me tonight, we have [[Christian Weston Chandler]]… uh, best known on the Internet for- creator of Sonichu, the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]! Hello, there, Christian!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yep. Hello.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; So... Yes. Good. Uh, so, uh, we're gonna be talking about [[Wikipedia:Electronic Entertainment Expo 2009|E3]] today, so, uh, what about- you know the- Start again from the overall thing, what's your overall opinion of uh, the video games on there this year. What do you think of them?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh yeah, I like the games, they're very good. Especially interested in the uh, y'know, ''[[God of War]] 3'' and uh, the [[PSP]] version of ''[[Little Big Planet]]''.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. And what do you- What do you think of the [[Wikipedia:PSP Go|PSP Go]], is that something you might be buying, or...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I might buys that for myself, but I would be keeping my [[Wikipedia:PlayStation Portable#PSP-2000|PSP-2000]] as well.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, yeah, so-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Cause, y'know, I have a bunch of [[List_of_Chris%27s_games#Universal_Media_Disc_.28UMD.29_Video|UMD]] games...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; No, you don't wanna get rid of that just yet.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; You're not being tempted to modify it or anything, so you could play copied games on it, from the hard dr- the Memory Card?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, That's good. Anyhow, um, okay, we'll talk about the first thing, I don't know if you know about this, um, Microsoft, um, what do you think about their new camera? ...That got out, that you can interact with things.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hmm. Umm... I don't know much about the... Xbox- uh, you're talking about the [[Xbox]] camera?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Mmm. Well it's- it's sort of a... they're trying to- it's sort of like, uh, the next level of EyeToy, really, the same thing where you sort of interact with it, so you can watch what you're actually doing in a game, like if you're doing- you're doing a steering wheel, and it can actually copy what you're doing, and that, so I was just wondering if that's- if that would ever interest you into ever purchasing an Xbox, or...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Mmm. Mmm, yeah, that sounds pretty good. I mean I saw wha-dat- I saw the thing that they did for the, uh, [[PlayStation Eye]], with the uh, two six. And the- ''(Chris is cut off by Larry)''<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well yeah, you mean- you mean the Wiimote, the lollipop stick coming out. The lollipop on the end.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; So, yes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, those are pretty neat.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. ''(Larry begins to speak but is cut off)''<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt;Yeah, let me talk about ''[[Little Big Planet]]'' [[PSP]] for a bit<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Alright.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, ak- as you know, uh, yeah, some features I'd like to see, for the PSP version. I'd like to have it, uh, where I can sync up with the pee- with the original PS3 version, and, uh, copy the, uh, stickers and costumes and objects, that, uh, originated from the PS3 version, as well as the downloadable content...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Mm.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Cause I'm sure a lot of us would love to be able to play the uh, play in the spaceman suit that we, uh, got, uh, at the release of ''LittleBigPlanet'', or even as [[Wikipedia:Kratos (God of War)|Kratos]] or [[Wikipedia:Heavenly Sword|Nariko]]. ''(At this point, Larry tries and fails to get a word in edgewise and fails.)'' And uh, an-a-nd also another thing question, I mean uh, whatever happened to the uh, real [[Wikipedia:Media Molecule|Media Molecul]]e... Ibuh the Rare Mol- Media Molecule shirt that they talked about at the beginning? It never came out!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh. Have you tried contertactiong them about it? Or anything? Or...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I tried tal- I tried contacting them about that, uh, haven't got a response yet.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; You'd think they'd- You'd think they'd contact you, I mean, they did favorite one of your videos once didn't they, I mean, you are one of their stars, after all.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh, okay, yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; So, ah, yes. So, uh, what- and the, you, you-I didn't know you was a big fan of god of war, I thought you were opposed to, uh, violent video games.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, I like, uh, the- I like violent video games sometimes, the... I mean, I was, I mean I was particularly-I got particularly interested in the ''[[God of War]]'' series, I've been playing [[Wikipedia:God of War: Chains of Olympus|''Chains of Olympus'']].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh yeah. You know, being- ''(cut off)''<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; And I put-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; -Buy the [[PS2]] one for- <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; -especially, the... Yeah, I mean I don't have the, uh, ''[[God Of War]]'' 1 or 2, but I did get ''Chains of Olympus'', and, uh, you know, amongst, uh, everything in the game, I particularly liked the, uh, fun little bit with the uh, [[Women's rights|two naked ladieeees!]] Hehe! <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Um, excellent. ''(speaks over Chris)'' It's a shame you don't get to see it, though. Same, yet they always move the camera away.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, but... Still, they way they uh... shake that candle bit, that's good enough.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes. And, uh... Also-uh, what else? uh, what is your opinion on [[Wikipedia:Gran Turismo (series)|''Gran Turismo'']]? Have you ever... sort of into that series or anything? 'Cause they keep sayin'- you know, they keep delaying it over and over again, is there anything you'd ever be interested in?&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. ''(pause)'' Ugh, excuse me. Yeah, I like the- I like the uh, ''Gran Turismo''. What date was that at the E3?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; And, uh, it's a pretty good racing game.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hm. That's good. ''(the two stutter as they try to decide who speaks first)'' ...You go first, go on.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay, and I still have the, uh, ''Gran Turismo'' HD thing that they released before they did-a long time before the, uh, GT5 prologue. I still have that saved in my hard drive. On the [[PlayStation 3]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; The demo, yes. So do you- do you have a high-definition television to see it, or...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yep. I have an HD television.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, nice. And, uh, what else... Uh, how about [[Nintendo]], now? So, what's, uh, what was your views on Nintendo's outshowings this year?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hm. I didn't see much about their take on-about what they did at the E3, because I only had the, uh, what Sony did over at the E3 downloaded from the PlayStation Network...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; But uh, yeah, you know, whatever Nintendo is doing, uh, you know, they have my support.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. Well, I- I'll tell you a couple of games they're bringing out this year. They're bringing out, uh, [[Wikipedia:New Super Mario Bros. Wii|''New Super Mario Brothers Wii'']], it's a sequel to a [[DS]] game, on the [[Wii]]. And it's gonna be four players, so it's gonna be- It's a bit like ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'', and it's gonna be like, you know, four people can play at the same time.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Alright.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; So, what do you-what do you think of that sort of game?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; That sou- that sounds pretty good.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; So yeah, that's coming out later. And they're also bringing out a sequel to [[Wikipedia:Super Mario Galaxy|''Super Mario Galaxy'']], [[Wikipedia:Super Mario Galaxy 2|''Super Mario Galaxy 2'']].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I've heard of that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; So, yes. Is that- is that- ''(Chris tries to talk over him and fails)'' Something that you'll be buying, or...?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I might buy that, I mean, the... I like the ''Super Mario Galaxy'' 1. So, ''Suboio Galaxy 2'' sounds like something I might, uh, go- I would consider buying. Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, that's good. And, uh, there's [[Wikipedia:Metroid: Other M|a new ''Metroid Prime'']]- there's a new ''[[Metroid]]'' game coming out, and it's made by the people who made ''[[Wikipedia:Ninja Gaiden|Ninja Gaiden]]'', as well, that's coming out.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Huh. That sounds pretty good.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; So, yes, there's gonna be-it's gonna be- Basically, it's ''Ninja Gaiden'' with, uh, [[Wikipedia:Samus Aran|Samus]]. So...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hm.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; It's gonna be quite good. And, uh... Ooh! Yeah, it was a bit dry this year, actually, for uh, [[Nintendo]], I mean there wasn't too many announced, I mean, uh, but how about- How about the, umm, the new uh, the new [[Wikipedia:Wii Remote|Wiimote]]? The uh, the uh, motion controller. What do you think about that?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hmm, yeah, it's a- yeah I think it's pretty good, I mean, gives a more uh, ease of controlling the uh, Wii-the, uh, Wiimote, among other things. Yeah, sounds like a pretty good peripheral.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; You know- you know, I think it's something they should have really put in there in the first place, rather than make us pay a game for something that they left out.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hm.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; So, yeah. And also, um, what do you think about [''unintelligible''] metal-new ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]'' games coming out on ''Metal Gear'' games?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, yeah, I like- Oh yeah, I'm a- yeah, those like, yeah, the ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]'' games, yeah, those are- yeah, they sound, uh, pretty good, especially the uh, I mean the- I mean, I mostly heard about the Peacemaker, they're doing for [[PSP]]-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Alright.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; -Sounds better than-it sounds better than what they did previously on the previous, uh, ''Metal Gear Solid'' games for the PSP.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ah. So you did buy the, uh, [[Playstation 3]] version, then? [[Wikipedia:Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots|''Metal Gear Solid 4'']]?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uhhhhh, not-not yet, but I'm planning to.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, that's good. So yes... Uh, what else can we talk about then, uh, for E3? Um... how about uh, [[Sonic]] games? Have you, um, there hasn't been much in the way of new... [''unintelligible''] Sonic games released, so...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, yeah, I mean- I mean I know they're doing the, uh, that a new [[Wikipedia:Sega Rally|''Sega Rally'']] race for... Yeah, [[Wikipedia:Sonic &amp; Sega All-Stars Racing|Sega Super Stars Racing]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; And Sonic and Tails get their car. Get cars. It's pretty mu-it's pretty much, uh, I mean, I feel like it's- like, uh, [[Wikipedia:Sonic Drift|''Sonic Drift'']] and [[Wikipedia:Sonic Drift#Sonic Drift 2|''Sonic Drift 2'']] get an upgrade for next generation, and, uh, I like it.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Do you think Sonic actually needs a car, being if he runs so fast?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Heh. No, I don't think he needs the car, but it's like, you know, it's a, it's a car racing game, so it just makes it m- it just makes it more appropriate. I mean, they gave him- I mean, I mean in [[Wikipedia:Sonic R|''Sonic R'']], they gave him a chance to race against, uh, vehicles in ''Sonic R'', that was fun.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hm. Yes, that's- I did actually like ''Sonic R''. I must admit, I do enjoy the music in that game. ''(Sings the first verse from the game's theme song)''&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Yep.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; So yes, did uh, did you own- you owned a [[List_of_Chris%27s_games#Sega_Saturn|Saturn]], uh, do you still got one?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm sorry, what?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; I said, you- you owned a Saturn as well, don't you? So you must've, you must own ''Sonic R''.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. I do.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, that's good. So yes... also, uhh... ano- another thing a lot of people have been asking me to te- ask this. Uh, what do you think of the voice actors for [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]? [''pause''] I mean there's- I must say there's- there's somebody out there on [[the Internet]] who's uh, very opposed to, uh, [[Wikipedia:Jason Griffith (voice actor)|Jason Griffith]]. Uh, doing the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog. What do you think about that? You bothered with the voice?<br /> <br /> (''Chris strokes his chin thoughtfully.'')<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Y- I pretty much like the- uh, original voice they've been going with this whole time. Uhh... changing it, uhh... would be uh, I don't know- I don't know if it- well it depends, I would have to compare the new voice and compare it to the old voice to - um, make an opinion. Although I will s- although I will say this. In comparison to the animated series, y'know, where they had the- uh, [[Wikipedia:Jaleel White|kid who was Urkel]] originally voicing Sonic the Hedgehog... versus uh... what- who they have for ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic X|Sonic X]]'' and the video games... uhh.. I'd say- I'd say the newer voi- I'd say the newer guy does it much better.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ah.. No. There's uh- There's uh, two guys doi- uh, there was the guy doing it in [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|''Sonic Adventure'']] and [[Wikipedia:Sonic Heroes|''Sonic Heroes'']], it was a guy called [[Wikipedia:Ryan Drummond|Ryan Drummond]]. But then they- uh, they fired him because he couldn't make it to New York. They hired this guy called [[Wikipedia:Jason Griffith (voice actor)|Jason Griffith]], and they uh-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''speaking over''] Oh, that's too bad.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; So yes. So yeah, basically, uh, everything you hear now at the moment is Jason Griffith, and I was just wondering if you thought- y'know- If you notice any difference?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hmmm. I didn't really notice a difference.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh that's good. So you- yeah. So... you reckon that someone made uh- started making... per- petitions to uh, have him fired and that, is a bit over the top?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hmm.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; I mean, would y- would you say that's going a bit far or...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uhhhmm... yeah, probably. Sounds like it was going a bit far, yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh that's good. So yes. So th- It's a- It's a guy called, uh, [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Spax3 Spax3]. Have you ever heard of him?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uhhnn... I'm sorry... uhh... dax three?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Spax. S-P-A-X. 3.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh! Spax... uhh... no, I've never heard of that one.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ah. Yes, it's a guy, yes. He's not a very nice person. He uhm, he uh... he actually has fantasies about [[Wikipedia:List of Sonic the Hedgehog video game characters#Cream the Rabbit|Cream the Rabbit]] as well, don't know if you know about that.<br /> <br /> (''Chris's eyes bug out and start to dart around the room'')<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ohhh...[pause]...oh... huh. [''another pause''] Uhm, is this- is this like a villain character, this Spax?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; No! No, no! He's a- He's a real person. He's a real person. Uh, he- uh, he- uh, doesn't like people saying that. That, he- uh... likes... rabbits. He gets very upset about it. Yeah, he says he has uhh... y'know, there's a big thing on- loads of [[troll]]s on [[ED]] who want to keep saying that he likes having sex with a rabbit.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Huh...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; He wants to have sex with a six-year old rabbit. So. So, do you- do you find that disgusting at all?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Mmm... Well, I mean, that's his decision but I personally do not promote [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|bestiality]], as a matter of fact, I'm against it, and [[the Bible]] is against it, so uh... I- y'know uhh... he has his opinions, and he has his rights to his own opinions but personally, I'm against it.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Even if they're half-human?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ...Uh... even if...?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; I mean, 'cause they're like, Sonic the Hedgehog, he's- he's sort of half-human, he's not like a proper hedgehog, he's like half-human. He's got two legs and stuff, so.. does that SORT OF count?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uhhmm... uhhh... I don't there is, uhh... any hu- any half-human there... uhh... Yeah, I'd still say he's uh... all-animal. I'd still say they're all-animals. They just been given-uh... human form... it's not necessarily making them &quot;half-human&quot;.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; No. So, so- uhhh... So you wouldn't say there's any human in Sonichu or anything, either then? When he's, uh, completely a [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Hedgehog Pokémon]]. Or there's no, other way 'round it... even though he stands on two legs?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ...Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; And-uh, also, uh, how about, uh, we'll go back to gaming now, actually, so uh, uh, what else can we think of, uh, how about, yeah. Are you uh, are you buying a new [[DSi]]? Or have you bought one already?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh, I'm thinking 'bout buying one. It's pretty-it sounds pretty good, it's got like uh, like, it's own built-in camera, it's good for on-the-go [''unintelligible'']-thinking.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; It's got two cameras. It's got two cameras. It's got two-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, it's got two cameras. One you can film yourself, one you can film other people. And it's also got, like, uh, it's like a [[Wii]], as well, it's like, you got like a Wii shop where you can buy DS games on there. So far.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Yeah, no, it's uh, it's too bad that the- Yeah, it's too bad, though, they took away the uh, GBA slot, so it's like, you could not play- you could not play [[GBA]] games, or, uh, even the ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' on there.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; No. Uh, I think they do that because, uh, basically, they, they think they might- do they make GBA games anymore? Can you still buy them new?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Sometimes, yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Of course. That's good. So yes. So uh, yes, so what do you think about the future of gaming, what would-what would you think is the next big thing in gaming? What I mean-what would you like to see in effect?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(coughing fit)'' Excuse me.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Is that [[April 16 Fetish Vids|Fanta]]?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; No. [[Wikipedia:Root beer|Root beer]]. (''Chris says this with a slight tone of malice.'')<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. Has it got [[alcohol]] in it?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm sorry, what?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; I said, has that got alcohol in it?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; No, root beer does not have alcohol in it.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, that's good.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I mean, it's a soda pop.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, okay. No, I think- I think that it has alcohol in it if you're in Germany. They have alcohol in lots of stuff. You can now- you can buy alcohol from [[McDonald's]] in Germany.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Huh.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes. So you can have a [[Wikipedia:Big Mac|Big Mac]] and a beer. Stuff and all that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. Um...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ah yes, interesting fact.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Um... Yeah. Might talk to [[The Wallflower|Damien]] about a thing like that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; My sweet thang. Mmm... Umm... Yeah, I definitely um, would like to see... Yeah. Um, a little-A little bit more motion sensor control actions in like, [[PlayStation 3]] games, I mean like, I mean like in [[Wikipedia:High Velocity Bowling|''High Velocity Bowling'']], they did pretty good with y-using the- taking the [[Wikipedia:PlayStation 3 accessories#Sixaxis|Sixaxis controller]], and uh, and then this, and then you make like, like that's a bowling ball, and you're throwing that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I'd like to see more, uh, stuff like that in the PlayStation 3, cause then that would give them, like, an edge, er, uh, against the, I mean, um the competition with [[Nintendo]], with the motion sensors and the Wiimote and [[Wikipedia:Wii_Remote#Nunchuk|Nunchuk]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; You don't think this, uh, this controller they're bringing out is trying to compete with the Wiimote, then? The one with the lollipop at the end?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. [''cough''] Yeah, I figure that's a fair-it's a fair competition. I mean, like, you know, final version, yeah, they should definitely do something like, you know... You know, it doesn't look all that similar, but, you know, it has all the buttons of the Sixaxis on it as well, yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ah, that's good. Is that-is that something you'll be getting?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Do you reckon they'll have-probably use it for ''[[LittleBigPlanet]] 2'', or something, or...?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, that's good. So yes. And, uh, you're no- you're not into PC gaming at all or anything, are you?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I'm not into PC gaming.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; I know, so what do you think of the announcement that s- uh, that [[Xbox]] Live might be free soon as well, that they're... the only thing you can do is uh, they put adverts on the [''unintelligible']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(talking over)'' Oh, really? Oh, really, they're gonna make that free?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well that- they say that, the trade-off's that you'll have to watch some adverts on the main screen, that's it. I mean, would you, would you get an Xbox, would you get on on Xbox Live if it was free, but you had to watch a couple adverts?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, probably.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; And you can actually finally play [[Wikipedia:Halo: Combat Evolved|''Halo'']] as well then, sorta get into that. What do you play online at the moment, apart from life? PlayStation home, I mean.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Mmm... yeah, yeah probably.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. Um. No, I mean what are you into at the moment in online gaming, I mean what sort of games do you play?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Um, like online, uh, I like playing ''LittleBigPlanet' online, uh, among other game titles, I can't remember the names of them. I can't remember the names at the moment.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ok.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's that would be uh, that's a lot for me to think about though, yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ok uh, did you buy ''[[Ghostbusters]]'' as well?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh no I didn't get that yet, but yeah but I like what I've seen so far, if they release a demo then I would download that...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; If I don't buy the game first...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; So what was the last game you bought?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh, yeah, last game I bought... which one was that [''coughs a bit''] yeah I bought the new ''[[Transformers|''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen'' (video game)]], that was pretty good.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, that's good.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah I like and I've seen and I saw the movie last Wednesday and I thought it was awesome. I don't care what the critics- how the critics put it down... I thought it was a very fun movie and it did have a good story to it and I enjoyed the story.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's good. Yes there's enough-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I mean you know, critics will be critics... I mean like you know some of 'em get paid to praise it and some of 'em get paid to haze it, and you know I just think like you know in general I don't care for those who haze it. I mean, I mean like you know, [[Transformers]] has been uh ve-, has been uh very good and they have their own history, especially in [[Wikipedia:Transformers: Generation 1|generation one]], you know in generation one they had some humor, and uh, whatnot, in uh, in the characters and in the story, so I'm thinking so I'm feeling like uh the uh movie is very much following that theme, and I think I think [[Wikipedia:Michael Bay|Michael Bay]] is doing a good job with that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; So yes, [[Wikipedia:Optimus Prime|Optimus Prime]] did die in [[Wikipedia:Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen|the second one]] then?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, he died but yeah [''clears throat''] but they brought him back to life shortly enough with the [[Wikipedia:Matrix of Leadership|Matrix of Leadership]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, that's good because you don't want any kids to lock themselves in their rooms for several days, and all that...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, yeah, especially like you know in the generation one, they brought him back to life episodes later in the two part episode.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''fake-sounding cough''] Excuse me. I got a frog in my throat! He's using my tonsils for a lily pad!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh dear! So yes...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; It's a little joke I picked up from [[Red Skelton]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; He is indeed a master of comedy!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yep! Very funny man.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; And a good human being as well.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, that's good. Uh, what else are we gonna say, yes... Uh, what-what f-... what's with that bruise on your head, as well? How did you get that?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Bruise on my head?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, you got a cut on top of your head there, the other side, the other side, the other side, yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, it's just uh, it's just a bug bite.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ah, ok. I thought we had a bit of a ruckus at a wedding or something.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; No, no, did not have a ruckus at the wedding. It was a nice wedding.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh I see. What sort of wedding was it? Was it a church wedding, or a-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, it was a church wedding.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, that's good. So, uh-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; With a reception and [[Obesity|cake]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hm, so uh... How old is your cousin?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh, he's at- he's about, uhh... Yeah, he's a little bit younger than me, but he's in his twenties.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ah, okay. So yes. Is that- is that something you'd like to do, get married in a church, or...?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I'd like to get married in a church, yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ah that's good. That's good news. So yes. Uh, let's have a look, anything else. Would you, um... Hmm... Is there anything else you'd like to ask about, me to ask you about at all? Stuff?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hmm. Uh, yeah, but it's just, y'know, I think, uh, couple of, I think uh, I'd like to address a couple more ''LittleBigPlanet'' issues.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, let's see, we talked about linki- linking up with- between the [[PSP]] and [[PS3]] versions... With the copying the costumes and the stickers and all that... Mmmm... See, it's like... [[Butt_garments|Expandable]] memory usage, for like, y'know, y'know, people are just gonna [[Autism|continue collecting the objects]] from the custom levels And uh, creating their own levels, but it's like, y'know, you keep on go- you keep on creating and collecting and like, you g- it's not- it's- you collect too much, and then uh, you won't be able to save your profile. Uh, on your, on your, on your hard drive. I'd like to see, like, y'know, like expandable memory, like, y'know uh, it, like, it grows as you collect, the memory?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, so, yeah, I'd like to see that. And, uh, also, another thing I'd like to see - a soundtrack to uh, music on ''LittleBigPlanet'', cause it's good music.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; I think it's all licensed and it'd be pretty hard to-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(cuts in)'' Pretty good music, I'd like to, uh, see it...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, a lot of it is licensed, that might be a bit hard.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I liked it. Yeah, especially uh, also the uh... Heh. I mean, like, y'know, I guess, y'know, people probably pirate the uh, one song that put the game in the question that delayed it's release by a week or two. Remember that?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh. Yeah, it actually got released in Britain with that... My copy had it on.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ...Heh.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; It's actually on the disc- It's actually, the song is actually on the disc, but they released a patch to remove it.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. I've heard about that, yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; So if you got rid of that patch... If you got rid of that patch you could actually listen to it.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, yeah I know, I've heard- I've heard about that, but... Still, I mean, like, y'know, game soundtrack would be good. Yeah, even, like, y'know, if they released it in the PlayStation Store, like they did with soundtrack to, uh, [[Wikipedia:PixelJunk Monsters|''PixelJunk Monsters'']].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; And then put that up for sale, yeah, I would, uh, definitely pay, like, ten, twelve bucks to, uh, download those tracks.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; That much, eh? So yeah. So what would you...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; What would you like to have included into ''LittleBigPlanet'' in future. I mean, what sort of, uh, characters and designs and stuff?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I- I mean, like, y'know, I liked what they're doing about the uh- What they talked about at E3, uh, doing Disney characters? But I'd like to see... [[Transformers]]. Like, y'know, Me- like for y'know, [[Optimus Prime]], [[Wikipedia:Bumblebee (Transformers)|Bumblebee]], [[Wikipedia:Starscream|Starscream]] and [[Wikipedia:Megatron|Megatron]] or even, like, [[Wikipedia:Soundwave (Transformers)|Soundwave]] from Generation 1, that'd be cool.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes. I agree.<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Make it even, like, y'know,two sets of costumes, y'know, one from Generation 1 and one for the movie.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hm.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; And a whole buncha stickers!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; That- That'd be awesome.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes, it would be then, yes. Also, uh, oh, another thing about [[Sony]], what do you think about the new ''[[Wikipedia:Shadow of the Colossus|Shadow of the Colossus]]'' game coming out?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh yeah, I've heard about that. Yes. Yeah, yeah it sounds pretty good.<br /> (''Larry attempts to talk but is shot down'')<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, yeah, yeah I saw I- yeah, I saw the, uh, I saw the, uh, stuff about [[Wikipedia:The Last Guardian|''The Last Guardian'']], yeah. It looks pretty good.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, that's nice. (''He is once again interrupted'')<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, well also there's also [''incoherent''] ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'', ''Little Big Pla''- I played the, uh, the uh, [[Wikipedia:Team Ico|Ico]] level, I don't know if you uh, played that or not, but, you know, it's go- it goes really in-depth, it's got, uh, you know, you can't, uh, win it, you don't get a prize for anything yet, because, you know, the- you know, the game where you have to pass the way to move on.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I mean, it's a level that- yeah. You know, I think you know what I'm talking about, but you drag the lil- but you drag the lil, but you drag the uh, glass sword along with you, and you, uh, play along with this, uh, glass sword... that you have to wield in order to defeat the witch at the end. Yeah, th-that's I-I-I would like that level, a lot of people did too, it's like, possibly one of the, uh, greatest levels anyone's ever created on ''LittleBigPlanet''.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh. That's good. (''Larry's sentence is interrupted by Chris's violent coughing.'') What do you think of this notion that you may have to pay for some levels on LittleBigPlanet as well, they announced that at the beginning, would you ever pay for any, or...?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh, I'm sorry, what was the question?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; I s- uh, at the bit- when a little bit of panic when it first came out, they said that some people are really good at le- at levels and they might charge for them, so I don't know if you'd ever be prepared to pay for any.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Mmm. Uh, yeah, uh, yeah that does not sound- that does not sound good to me, uh, it should continue to be free.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Even if it was for a dollar or something, like a dollar or something...?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Mmm. Uh, yeah, I would disagree with that. It does not sound good to me, I mean playing a level- for uh, paying a dollar to play a level that I cou- that I could previously could play for free, yeah, charging to play a level, tha- ju- that's not good. That's not good.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's not cool. So what do you think- (''Chris's coughing interrupts him again.'') Uh, so would you ever charge for a [[Sonichu]] level, if there was a Sonichu level, would you charge for a Sonichu level, or would you let people have it for free?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh, yeah, I mean, like, I'd let them- yeah, I would say, uh, let 'em play for free, yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes, then you could spread the love of Sonichu to the world.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; So uh, what are your plans at the moment in terms of Sonichu, what are you working on at the moment?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I'm working on some more comic pages, and, uh, som- a little something for ''BigPlanet''. Yeah, I-go-I gotta lot going on in my noodle here. The wheels are turning, and uh, inspiration comes and goes. But, it's be- its be-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; You should write them down, you should write them down before you forget.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I write them down.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, that's good. Always have a notepad handy.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yep.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; So yeah, you can't- you can't give any sort of secrets or anything that might be big happening in the Sonichu world?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, I'll say- I'll say this one thing, [[Son-Chu|my car]] is an autobot.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh! Wow. Is it- is it definitely a good one, or a [[Transformers|Decepticon]]? <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh come on, I just sa- I said it was an autobot.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, that's good. Cause you're on the side of good aren't you?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; So, yes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes, that's good. Umm, so what else are we gonna talk about, as well as, umm, so what- is [[Clyde Cash]] going to be involved in [[Sonichu (comic)|your comic]] anymore, now that he's dead?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh... oh. No, no, no, no. No. No, I don't think that, uh, he's gonna be anywhere in my comics.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; So his- his image won't defile your pencil with his vile facial features.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, that's good. Uh, is uh, are you gonna be announcing [[Billy Mays]]' death in your comic as well or anything, or...?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh... oh yeah, well lemme just, uh, I mean, I've already uploaded a video onto youtube but lemme just say that once again, I neve- he never was the mayor of [[CWCville]], when I made that segment(?) on the [[YouTube]], I was blackmailed into doing that by, uh, the uh, quote-unquote [[Julie]] [''inaudible''] a little thirteen-year-old brat, so I was lying out my ass when I said that.<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ah. Yes-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; So I've been- So I've always been the Mayor of CWCville and I still am. There's no question about it.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Now it was- it was quite hard to tell if you were lying or not, 'cause then we couldn't see if you were holding Optimus Prime, so... if it was on video, we would have noticed right away you was lying...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; (coughs) Well, yeah, well, I was lying right out of my ass when I said- when I said that, um, that I was a... ''homosexual''... lyin' out my ass when I said that, when everyone knows I'm damn straight.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes, of course! You're indeed a fine role model for us heterosexuals!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; (visibly hesitates) ... Yeah. Thank you.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; You're welcome. ... So, um... yes... what else... anything else that you'd like to announce, like...? (mumbles things to announce)<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh... no, I don't think so, not at the moment.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Any sort of, uh, announcements for trolls, or anything -- just to get rid of them -- disgusting, vile people! (Chris starts to speak) I ''HATE'' them! I wish cancer on them!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, well, I'd say, well- very much down with the, uh, ED website, and, uh, I'd tell the trolls -- just leave me alone.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah... that's good, yes... you should, you should, they should... ere they feel your wrath!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; (hesitates again) ...yeah...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; And what's happening with your Wikipedia page, as well, how's that developing?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh, yeah, it's coming along. Uh, one day- one day at a time, one upload at a time... I'm workin' on it.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's good... what do you think about people saying that you have to have it notable, [''unintelligible''] proof, rather than just 'cause you said it? That's the bane of Wikipedia.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; (coughs) I'm sorry, I didn't quite understand the question.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; (speaks up) I said, a lot of things, a lot of times, on Wikipedia, you have to make it noteworthy... you know, you have to find proof of what you say is true.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, yeah-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Have to, uh, walk around that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Mmmm. (strokes chin) I would say, uh... go with the word of faith.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes. (pauses) Yes, very wise-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I mean, uh, it's like, you know, you find out Wikipedia, you know it's true, like you know, I read in the, I read the announcement video about Billy Mays, about, well, I quoted Wikipedia about Billy's cause of death, which was basically something like a heart attack.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> (Chris and Larry talk over each other for a moment.)<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; You do know that he was involved in a plane crash the day before, as well.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes, I suppose that would put a lot of stress, then... to, uh, further induce the heart attack, yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; So, yes, uh... that could be... you weren't, you weren't flying the plane, though, we'll get that straight, were you flying the plane?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I was not- Yeah, I was not flying the plane, I was in Red Oak with my mother and my relatives.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay... okay, so you've got no ulterior motive towards his-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I have no ulterior motives. I want to- in fact, I forgot to say this in the video: &quot;I have often confused [[BILLY MAYS|Billy Mays]] with Richard Karn from ''Home Improvement'', 'cause they both look and act- both looked, acted and sounded alike.&quot;<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; You mean they're both fat and got a beard?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh... no... I'm talking about the- you know, aside from the beard, like you know the other facial features, and the voice... I just often confused, uh, Billy with- with Richard Karn.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I often confuse people with fictional characters as well, so... It's- it is quite easy to do. So, uh-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; So what- what do you think of the people calling for, uh, [[Adam Stackhouse]] to be the new mayor of CWCville, as well?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh. No, no, no, no. I'm still Mayor of CWCville, there is no elections. I mean, that's just a whole bunch of, uh, rumors on the internet, that the, uh, trolls are, uh, just talking amongst themselves... ''(Short pause)'' Uh, just do not believe anything that comes from the trolls...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; It's all just a bunch of, uh, rumors- all bunch of false rumors and lies. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Nods)''<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Short pause before Chris coughs into the camera)''<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ah-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, excuse me, I've come down with a bit of a bug in my throat.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ah. Have (?) we had a frog in there earlier?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Hesitantly)'' ...Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; What have you [[Semen|put down your throat]] lately, Chris?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Slightly annoyed)'' Uh, no, but seriously, I have a bit of a virus in my throat.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ah. So yes, I'm sorry to hear that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; But, yeah, that's why my voice sounds different, in case you hadn't noticed.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, you say- you sound a little bit croaky.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Have you had- have you had much rest, or...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I've been, uh, yeah- I pretty much came down with, uh, the starting of this, uh, throat virus yesterday... but, I'm taking it easy, uh... had some [[Obesity|ice cream]], had some, uh, [[51 50|lemonade]], and tea... and some OJ. Yeah-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; You could go with-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I've been working on-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; You could try gargling mouth wash, 'cause that's got antiseptic in it. Antibacterial.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hmm. I have not thought about that, but [[Chris and health#Dental health|I will take it into consideration.]]<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's good. ''(Pause)'' Thank you.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Okay, so, uh... That it for the interview?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes, I think that'll be it, thanks. Thank you ever so much for this, uh, interview there, Christian.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's, uh-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hopefully we can talk again sometime in the future.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, okay, that's okay. Yeah, happy to do it. So-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, thanks so much.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay, well, I gotta go. Y'all take care.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh! Can y- I- Can I just say one more thing- Could you possibly say, uh, give a shout-out to my sorta girl- my girlfriend Shannon, please? Just say, &quot;Hello, Shannon&quot;?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. Hey, Shannon. ''(Waving)'' Hello.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Thanks. Thanks very much!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh- Alright, y'all take care.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, you too.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Alright, bye-bye.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; S-see you soon. Bye-bye!<br /> <br /> ''(Chris leaves)''<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hello!<br /> <br /> ==Excerpts==<br /> ===Preview (Cumming Soon...)===<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;{{#ev:youtube|-wLuussu4iQ}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quote|Yep. Hello.}}<br /> <br /> ====Transcript====<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hello, and welcome to my very first interview with various people… from the Internet! And with me tonight, we have [[Christian Weston Chandler]]… uh, best known on the Internet for-- creator of [[Sonichu]], the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]! Hello there, Christian.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yep. Hello.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; So… yes. Good.<br /> <br /> ===Chris-chan Discusses... [[BILLY MAYS]]===<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;{{#ev:youtube|ly4HcwZioJk}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quote|I'm still the mayor of Cwcville. There is no elections.}}<br /> <br /> ====Transcript====<br /> [[Image:325504 - Chris-chan clyde cash.jpg|thumb|right|&quot;I'm damn straight!&quot;]]<br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; (fading in)...you know, I read in de uh- read in the announcement video about [[BILLY MAYS|BILLY's MAYS]]- about uh, well I quoted Wikipedia about BILLY's cause of death which was basically something like a heart attack.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; And I was in [[Wikipedia:Charlotte County, Virginia|Red Oak]] the whole weekend.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; You do know he was involved in a plane crash the day before as well?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ...oh...yeah I s'pose that would put a lot of [[stress]] and to, uh, further induce the heart attack, yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; So yeah so it could be- You wa- you wu- you weren't flying the plane, we'll get that straight, were you flying the plane?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I was not- yeah I was not flyin' da plane I was in Red Oak with my mother and my relatives.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay...So yes, so you've got no ulterior motives to-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I have no ulterior motives, oh and in fact- I forgot to say this in the video but uhh, I often confuse BILLY MAYS with with [[Wikipedia:Richard Karn|Richard Karn]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Home Improvement (TV series)|Home Improvement]], 'cause they both look and act- both looked, acted, and sounded alike.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; You mean they're both fat and got a beard?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uhh...no, I've been talm 'bout, you know, aside from the beard like you know the other facial features, and the voice...I just often confused uh BILLY with Richard Karn.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah I often confuse people with fictional characters as well so...It's n- it's quite easy to do...so-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; So what do you think of the people calling for [[Adam Stackhouse]] to be the new mayor of [[CWCville]] as well?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uhh, no no no no, I'm still the mayor of CWCville, there [[Chris and English|is]] no elections. I mean that's just a whole bunch of uh rumors on the internet that trolls are uh just talking amongst themselves...uhh, just, do not believe anything that comes from the trolls, it's all just a bunch of rumor- it's all just a bunch of false rumors and lies.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh, is uh, are you gonna be announcing BILLY MAYS's death in your comic as well or anything or...?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uhh...Ohh yeah well let me just uh- I mean, I've already uploaded a video onto YouTube too, but let me just say that once again I never- HE never was the mayor of CWCville, when I made that statement on a YouTube I was blackmailed into doing dat by uhh, the uh quote unquote [[BlueSpike|&quot;Julie's brother,&quot; that little 13 year old brat]] so I was lying out of my ass when I said that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ah. Yes. If I could a-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I- SO I BIN- So I've always been the mayor of CWCville and I still am, there's no question about it.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ah. Now it was quite (Chris coughs) it was quite hard to tell if you were lying or not because we couldn't see if you were holding an [[Optimus Prime]] ... I saw ... so, uh, so if it was on video we would known you was lying.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; (Unnecessarily forced cough) Uh, yeah, well I was lying out my ass when I said tha- when I said that I was a...&quot;[[homosexual]]&quot;...lyin' out my ass when I said that bun everybody knows I'm damn straight.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes of course, you are indeed a fine role model for us heterosexuals.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah... thank you.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; You're welcome.<br /> <br /> ===Chris-chan Discusses... Spax3 &amp; Jason Griffith===<br /> <br /> ''Note: For anyone wondering who [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Spax3 Spax3] (real name: Alexander/Edison Prins-Stairs) is, the best way to describe him is if [[ED]] was an Olympic sport, Spax would have the silver medal to Chris's gold.''<br /> <br /> ''Other note: Up until Larry informs him otherwise, Chris is under the impression that &quot;Spax3&quot; is a new character in an upcoming [[Sonic]] game. How he came to this conclusion is unknown. You are welcome to speculate, though.''<br /> <br /> ''Jason Griffith is Spax's equivalent of the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]].''<br /> &lt;center&gt;{{#ev:youtube|8V4w-OSdslo}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ====Transcript====<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes... also, uhh.. ano- another thing a lot of people have been asking me to te- ask this. Uh, what do you think of the voice actors for Sonic the Hedgehog? [Pause] I mean there's- I must say there's- there's somebody out there on the Internet who's uh, very opposed to, uh, Jason Griffith. Uh, doing the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog. What do you think about that? You bothered with the voice?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Mmm... Y- I pretty much like the- uh, original voice they've been going with this whole time. Uhh... changing it, uhh... would be uh, I don't know- I don't know if it- well it depends, I would have to compare the new voice and compare it to the old voice to - um, make an opinion. Although I will say this. In comparison to the animated series, y'know, where they had the- uh, [[Wikipedia:Jaleel White|kid who was Urkel]] originally voicing Sonic the Hedgehog... versus uh... what- who they have for [[Wikipedia:Sonic X|Sonic X]] and the video games... uhh... I'd say- I'd say the newer voi- I'd say the newer guy does it much better.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ah... No. There's uh- There's uh, two guys doi- uh, there was the guy doing it in [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|''Sonic Adventure'']] and [[Wikipedia:Sonic Heroes|''Sonic Heroes'']], it was a guy called [[Wikipedia:Ryan Drummond|Ryan Drummond]]. And they- uh, they fired him because he couldn't make it to New York. They hired this guy called [[Wikipedia:Jason Griffith|Jason Griffith]], and they uh-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [speaking over] Oh, that's too bad.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; So yes. So yeah, basically, uh, everything you hear now is Jason Griffith, and I was just wondering if you thought- y'know- If you notice any difference?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hmmm. I didn't really notice a difference.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh that's good. So you- yeah. So... you reckon that someone made uh- started making... per- petitions to uh, have him fired and that, is a bit over the top?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hmm.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; I mean, would y- would you say that's going a bit far or...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uhhhmm... yeah, probably. Sounds like it was going a bit far, yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh that's good. So yes. So th- It's a- It's a guy called, uh, Spax3. Have you ever heard of him?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uhhnn... I'm sorry... uhh... Dax3?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; SPAX! [Spells it out] S-P-A-X-3 ...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh! Spax... uhh... no, I've never heard of that one.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ah. Yes, it's a guy, yes. He uhm, he uh... he actually has fantasies about [[Wikipedia:Cream the Rabbit|Cream the Rabbit]] as well, don't know if you know about that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ohhh...[pause]...oh... huh.[another pause] Uhm, is this- is this like a villain character, this Spax?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; [Speaking over] No! No, no! He's a- He's a real person. He's a real person. Uh, he- uh, he- uh, doesn't like people saying that. That, he- uh... likes... rabbits. He gets very upset about it. Yeah, he says he has uhh... y'know, there's a big thing on- loads of trolls on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] who want to keep saying that he likes having sex with a rabbit.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Huh...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; He wants to have sex with a six-year old rabbit. So. So, do you- do you find that disgusting at all?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Mmm... Well, that's his decision but I personally [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|do not promote bestiality]], as a matter of fact, I'm against it, [[Religion|and the bible is against it]], so uh... I- Y'know uhh... he has his opinions, and he has his rights to his own opinions but personally, I'm against it.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Even if they're half-human?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [Pause] Uh... even if...?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; I mean, 'cause they're like, Sonic the Hedgehog, he's- he's sort of half-human, he's not like a proper hedgehog, he's like half-human. He's got two legs and stuff, so.. does that SORT OF count?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uhhmm... uhhh... I don't there is, uhh... any hu- any half-human there... uhh... <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I'd still say he's uh... ALL-ANIMAL. I'd still say they're all-animals. They just been given-uh... human form... it's not necessarily making them &quot;half-human&quot;.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; No. So, so- uhhh... So you wouldn't say there's any human in [[Sonichu]] or anything, either then? When he's, uh, completely a [[Hedgehog Pokémon]]. Or there's no, other way 'round it... even though he stands on two legs?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [Pause]... yeah.<br /> <br /> ===Chris-chan Discusses... E3 (2009) Little Big Planet===<br /> <br /> ''* Note E3 (Electronics Entertainment Expo) is a large trade fair for the video games industry held in LA every year around the end of May/June showcasing the following year's releases.''<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;{{#ev:youtube|IxOI63oNDzM}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ====Transcript====<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Right, so, uh, we're gonna be talking about E3 today, so, uh, what about- Start again from the overall thing, what's your overall opinion of the uh, video games on there this year. What do you think of them?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh yeah, I like the games, they're very good. I personally interested in the uh, y'know, [[God of War]] 3 and uh, the PSP version of [[Little_Big_Planet|Little Big Planet]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. And what do you- What do you think of the PSP Go, is that something you might be buying, or...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I might buys that for myself, but I would be [[Chris_and_Money|keeping my PSP 2000]] as well.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, yeah, so-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Cause, y'know, I have a bunch of [[Wikipedia:Universal Media Disc|UMD]] games...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; No, you don't wanna get rid of that just yet.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; You're not being tempted to modify it or anything, so you could play copied games on it, from the hard dr- the Memory Card?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, That's good.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, let me talk about Little Big Planet PSP for a bit<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Alright.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, ak- as you know, uh, yeah, some features I'd like to see, for the [[PSP]] version. I'd like to have it, uh, where I can sync up with the [[Dirty_Crapped_Briefs|pee-]] with the original [[PS3|PS3]] version, and, uh, copy the, uh, stickers and costumes and objects, that, uh, originated from the PS3 version, as well as the downloadable content...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Mm.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Cause I'm sure a [[Trolls|lot of us]] would love to be able to play the uh, play in the spaceman suit that we, uh, got, uh, at the, uh, release of Little Big Planet, or even as Kratos or [[Gay|Nariko]]. ''(At this point, Larry tries to get a word in edgewise and fails)'' And uh, an-a-nd also another thing question, I mean uh, whatever happened to the uh, Real Media Molecule... Ibuh the ''Rare'' Mol- Media Molecule shirt that they talked about at the beginning? It never came out! <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh. Have you tried contertactiong them about it? Or anything? Or...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(licks lips)'' Yeah, I tried tal- I tried contacting them about that, uh, haven't got a response yet.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; You'd think they'd- You'd think they'd contact you, I mean, they did favorite one of your videos once didn't they, I mean, you are one of their stars, after all.<br /> <br /> (licks lips) Okay yeah.<br /> <br /> ''(cuts)''<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; It's just, y'know, I think, uh, couple of, I think uh, I'd like to address a couple more ''Little Big Planet'' issues.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, let's see, we talked about linki- linking up with- between the PSP and PS3 versions... With the copying the costumes and the stickers and all that... Mmmm... See, it's like... [[Butt_garments|Expandable]] memory usage, for like, y'know, y'know, people are just gonna [[Autism|continue collecting the objects]] from the custom levels And uh, creating their own levels, but it's like, y'know, you keep on go- you keep on creating and collecting and like, you g- it's not- it's- you collect too much, and then uh, you won't be able to save your profile. Uh, on your, on your, on your hard drive. I'd like to see, like, y'know, like expandable memory, like, y'know uh, it, like, it grows as you collect, the memory?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, so, yeah, I'd like to see that. And, uh, also, another thing I'd like to see - a soundtrack to uh, music on Little Big Planet, cause it's good music.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; I think it's all licensed and it'd be pretty hard to-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(cuts in)'' PRETTY GOOD MUSIC I'D LIKE TO, UH, S-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, a lot of it is licensed, that might be a bit hard.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I liked it. Yeah, especially uh, also the uh... Heh. I mean, like, y'know, I guess, y'know, people probably pirate the uh, one song that put the game in the question that delayed it's release by a week or two. Remember that?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh. Yeah, it actually got released in Britain with that... My copy had it on.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ...Heh.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; It's actually on the disc- It's actually, the song is actually on the disc, but they released a patch to remove it.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. I've heard about that, yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; So if you got rid of that patch... If you got rid of that patch you could actually listen to it.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, yeah I know, I've heard- I've heard about that, but... Still, I mean, like, y'know, game soundtrack would be good. Yeah, even, like, y'know, if they released it in the Playstation Store, like they did with soundtrack to, uh, Pixeljunk Monsters.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; And then put that up for sale, yeah, I would, uh, definitely pay, like, ten-twelve bucks to, uh, download those tracks.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; That much, eh? So yeah. So what would you...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; What would you like to have included into Little Big Planet in future. I mean, what sort of, uh, characters and designs and stuff?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I- I mean, like, y'know, I liked what they're doing about the uh- What they talked about at E3, uh, [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|doing Disney characters]]? But I'd like to see... [[Transformers|Transformers]]. Like, y'know, Me- like for y'know, [[Optimus Prime]], [[Zapina|Bumblebee]], [[Julie|Starscream]] and [[Clyde_Cash|Megatron]] or even, like, [[Megan|Soundwave from Generation 1]], that'd be cool.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes. I AGREE.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Make it even, like, y'know,two sets of costumes, y'know, one from Generation 1 and one for the movie.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hm.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; And a whole buncha stickers!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; That- That'd be awesome.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes, it would be then, yes.<br /> <br /> ===Chris-chan Discusses... Transformers===<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{#ev:youtube|_1v0aPxgh0Q}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ====Transcript====<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; What do you play online at the moment, apart from life? PlayStation home, I mean.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Mmm... yeah, yeah probably.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. Um. No, I mean what are you into at the moment in online gaming, I mean what sort of games do you play?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Um, like online, uh, I like playing Little Big Planet online, uh, among other game titles, I can't remember the names of them. I can't remember the names at the moment.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ok.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's that would be uh, that's a lot for me to think about though, yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ok uh, did you buy Ghostbusters as well?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh no I didn't get that yet, but yeah but I like what I've seen so far, if they release a demo then I would download that...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; If I don't buy the game first...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; So what was the last game you bought?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh, yeah, last game I bought... which one was that [coughs a bit] yeah I bought the new Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen video game, that was pretty good.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's good.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah I like and I've seen and I saw the movie last Wednesday and I thought it was awesome. I don't <br /> care what the critics- how the critics put it down... I thought it was a very fun movie and it did have a good story to it and I enjoyed the story.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's good. Yes there's enough-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I mean you know, critics will be critics... I mean like you know some of 'em get paid to praise it and some of 'em get paid to haze it, and you know I just think like you know in general I don't care for those who haze it. I mean, I mean like you know, Transformers has been uh ve-, has been uh very good and they have their own history, especially in generation one, you know in generation one they had some humor, and uh, whatnot, in uh, in the characters and in the story, so I'm thinking so I'm feeling like uh the uh movie is very much following that theme and I think I think Michael Bay is doing a good job with that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; So yes, Optimus Prime did die in the second one then?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, he died but yeah [clears throat] but they brought him back to life shortly enough with the Matrix of Leadership.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, that's good because you don't want any kids to lock themselves in their rooms for several days, and all that...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, yeah, especially like you know in the generation one, they brought him back to life episodes later in the two part episode.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [Fake sounding cough] excuse me. I got a frog in my throat! He's using my tonsils for a lily pad!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh dear! So yes...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; It's a little joke I picked up from Red Skelton.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; He is indeed a master of comedy!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yep! Very funny man.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; And a good human being as well.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, that's good.<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;'''[Video Break]'''<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=red&gt;'''SAE:'''&lt;/font&gt; So yes. What's with that bruise on your head as well, how did you get that?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Bruise on my head?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, you got a cut on top of your head there, the other side, the other side, the other side, yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, it's just uh, it's just a bug bite.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ah, ok. I thought we had a bit of a ruckus at the wedding or something.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=blue&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; No, no, did not have a ruckus at the wedding. It was a nice wedding.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''Larry:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh I see.<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> [[Category: Chris-chan videos, July 2009| 2009-07-03]]<br /> [[Category: Interview videos| 2009-07-03]]</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=April_2011&diff=205552 2017-04-08T14:51:11Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Domain change.</p> <hr /> <div>'''April [[2011]]''' consisted mainly of Chris continuing to play [[PS3]] and hiding from [[trolls]]. He also renewed his relationship with [[Jackie]]. At the end of the month, the PSN suffered a worldwide security breach, which led to Chris's account being hacked again. Shortly thereafter, a bunch of pictures wherein Chris dresses like a woman in public surfaced on the internet. It was hotly debated whether this meant that Chris was coming out of the closet, or whether it was another plan pertaining to his [[Love Quest]].<br /> <br /> ==Events==<br /> [[File:TG12.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris in April.]]<br /> [[File:TG8.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris's new lifestyle choice.]]<br /> * 14 April - [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], the website that made Chris infamous, is taken down and replaced with &quot;Oh Internet.&quot; Chris [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|finally got his wish]].<br /> * 16 April - It does not last long however, as a [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Main_Page semi-complete mirror] of Encyclopedia Dramatica, including the Chris-chan page, is established.<br /> * 18 April - [[Jackie]] decides to finally respond to Chris's email of 26 March, writing that she was turned on by his [[tomgirl]] photos and wants more.<br /> * 21 April - Chris replies to Jackie, telling her to keep his tomgirl photos private, and inviting her to [[Charlottesville]] for sex, assuring her that he still has a [[duck|penis]].<br /> * 21 April - Jackie replies that [[Lars]] is out of the picture, but that she wants to take it slow with Chris. <br /> * 21 April - Chris agrees to take it slow with Jackie, but says that they should talk on the phone twice a week, and that they should meet and have sex by mid-May. He also says his [[mother]] is criticizing his new look.<br /> * 21 April - [[PlayStation Network]] shuts down after an [[rape|&quot;external-intrusion&quot;]] by hackers, rendering Chris's [[PS3]] unable to connect to the internet and [[PlayStation_Network#Spending_history|impulse-buy large amounts of vidya]].<br /> * 22 April - Jackie reiterates that she wants to take it slow with Chris.<br /> * 23 April - Chris tells Jackie he's made up with his mother, and that his [[father]] has recently had cancer surgery.<br /> * 24 April - Chris sends another email to Jackie, discussing makeup, laptop computers, and his physical revulsion at seeing [[pickles|dicks]].<br /> * 25 April - Jackie asks Chris about the [[Game Place]] and [[Chris and fashion|fashion]].<br /> * 26 April - Chris shares with Jackie more details about tomgirlism. He fantasizes about seducing and scissoring with a lesbian, not for the last time.<br /> * 26 April - Jackie replies by sharing her own fantasy involving gay sex.<br /> * 28 April - Chris tells Jackie that he can tolerate her fantasy.<br /> * 29 April - Several pictures of Chris [[Tomgirl Pictures|dressed as a woman]] are released.<br /> * 30 April - Chris discovers the leaked photos on the [[CWCki]] and tells Jackie. He is shocked.<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> <br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Timeline}}<br /> [[Category:Chronology]]</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Toggletogs/Chris_and_depression&diff=205551 2017-04-08T14:50:49Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Domain change.</p> <hr /> <div>{{essay}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Lookingdelightfulasever.jpg|thumb|Chris has a tendency to smile in photos.]]<br /> <br /> Years of trolling has taken a toll on our beloved [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Lol-cow lolcow] and [[You_know_what,_I_HATE_ME_TOO!!!|signs of depression]] have set in, along with occasional whining about said depression. There is just something about having things in your life such as the recent [[Destruction_Of_Chris's_House|house fire]], living in a [[Tour_of_Chris%27s_House|shit shack]] with your mother past the age thirty, years of secretly loathing your existence and being ridiculed for putting up a [[Chris_and_ego|front]], being bombarded constantly by trolls whether he [[Troll's_remorse|deserves it or not]], being too [[naive]] to know who is your friend or not in this world, and all kinds of ridiculous casualties that could have been avoided all rolled into about three decades. What kind of human being ''wouldn't'' be depressed?<br /> <br /> {{quote|I know nothing. I am lost. My mind is a constant, zombie-like, blank. I am depressed. I am in misery. No one outside my house acknowledges me. There is no true care or love on the internet, or from anyone hiding behind their screens and monitors of any kind. I know nothing. I am lost.|Chris on Facebook 23 December 2013}}<br /> <br /> ==Is he trying to garner attention?==<br /> Most likely.<br /> <br /> ==Will he ever recover?==<br /> Chris has been known to bounce back from seemingly crippling depression in absolutely no time at all, so it can be a safe assumption that he'll be back to his gleeful self in the near future.</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=/cow/&diff=205550 2017-04-08T14:48:04Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Domain change.</p> <hr /> <div>{{Rename|/cow/}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Redbackground.jpg|thumb|All it took was words and a red gradient to keep Chris away]]<br /> {{Quote|Would you fuck me, 789chan? I'd fuck me.|Chris, [[It's not that cold]]}}<br /> :''[[cwc]] redirects here. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].''<br /> '''/cow/''' is an image board dedicated to [[Chris]] and other lolcows. Various other imageboards have also followed Chris, including '''/cwc/''', '''Krapple''', '''Legi0n''', '''789chan''' and '''/atf/'''.<br /> <br /> [[Ivy]] has alleged that Chris had discovered the site, based on a tip off from a successful [[white knight]], but his response was that the [[CWCipedia|colors]] [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|bothered]] him and that there were &quot;[[Autism|too many words]].&quot;<br /> <br /> Chris made direct reference to the 789chan incarnation of /cwc/ in the video [[It's not that cold]], asking if they'd fuck him. In the video, he also pretends to dig up his dead dog [[Patti Chandler]] and wear her as a coat. This is also a reference to the /cwc/ board, as a vocal minority of users in Legi0n era /cwc/ kept suggesting that the [[trolls]] should hire a [[Tomgirl|tranny hooker]] to dig up Patti, as a way of trolling Chris. How much Chris actually knows about 789chan or whether or not he browses the board remains to be seen.<br /> <br /> == History ==<br /> [[Image:anonchris.jpg|thumb|Typical /cwc/ user]]<br /> /cwc/ was originally set up on the Krapple board, but on 1 [[November 2009]], /cwc/, as well as the entire board, was permanently deleted for CEO having ''terabytes'' of [[anime]] on server space. It was brought back soon after on a spin-off chan on Legi0n. Legi0n also later shut down due to some drama with some of its admins in [[August 2010]], and the board was moved once more to 789chan. While hosted at 789chan, /cwc/ was re-purposed as a general lolcows board rather than a Chris-centric one, though Chris still remains the most popular topic and the board's namesake. The administrator of 789chan tired of running the website, and decided to let the project die in [[November 2012]]. This probably comes as no surprise to the users as a few months previous he explained this was soon to happen and that he was burned out from the project. Almost immediately after the loss of 789chan, a shifty Mexican business man rebuilt the site as n0chan with similar code, calling the new board /cow/. This later died, with the next incarnation being found on 888chan, which later died when the administrator of 888chan got sick of paying for it. The current incarnation can be found on [[Wikipedia:8chan|∞chan]].<br /> ==Derivative boards==<br /> Due to the unmanageable volume of posts on /cwc/, the Legi0n staff decided to create additional, more specific Chris-related boards. '''/cxc/''' (fanfics and copypastas), '''/kcwc/''' (chris-related songs/music videos), '''/CWCrt/''' (trolling schemes), and''' /library/''' (to archive threads of major importance). The move to 789chan eventually dropped all of these boards, while adding /L/ in place of /library/.<br /> <br /> ==Other==<br /> /cwc/ also operated an IRC channel and a dedicated trolling wiki back in the Legi0n days. The wiki and IRC channel have both since shut down, but 789chan now runs a new IRC located [irc://irc.789chan.org:6667/789chan here].<br /> <br /> == External links ==<br /> *[https://8ch.net/cow/ /cwc/'s current incarnation]<br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/?myc11iitiw6ud Archive on Mediafire]<br /> *[irc://irc.789chan.org:6667/789chan 789chan IRC, the new /cwc/ channel]<br /> *[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Legi0n ED article on Legi0n]<br /> *[https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/789chan ED article on 789chan]<br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:cwc}}<br /> [[Category:Websites]]<br /> [[Category:Trolling]]</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Things_Chris_has_ripped_off&diff=205549 2017-04-08T14:47:35Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Domain change.</p> <hr /> <div>{{DeadLinks}}<br /> {{Quote|I take it one moment at a time and let the story pieces come to me. Even if they are sometimes borrowed from a tv show or movie.|Chris [[Mailbag 4#Admission of plagiarism|blatantly admits to plagiarism]].}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:090-CWComicalHug.jpg|thumb|ORIGINAL!]]<br /> [[Image:191-sealSchu.jpg|thumb|The TRUE and HONEST Seal of Originality.]]<br /> <br /> As every [[fan]] of [[Chris]] is probably aware of, our hero has quite the imagination. But some argue that due to [[stress]] and the mental block that is [[autism]], his powerful and mighty artistic ordeals cannot come to fruition. So he just does what every good TV/book/movie writer does: he goes and '''steals an enormous amount of things''' from other places.<br /> <br /> To his credit, plagiarizing isn't easy. After all, how do you grab something that comes from another person's mind, adapt it to your own storyline and make it so that it fits in, without having whatever it is that you stole stand out like an [[Honor roll|obese retard]] with a red-and-blue-striped shirt in the middle of a crowd? Being the [[geinus]] comic book creator that he is, he feels that he doesn't need to bother with details such as a good plot, readability, or even consistency. Just stick in a few bouts of [[random-access humor]], and you got yourselves a new installment in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]]. Not resembling ''[[Family Guy]]'' at all, right?<br /> <br /> Chris holds a [[Chris and reality|belief]] that all of fiction exists in an alternative &quot;cartoon&quot; universe, ''à la'' [[wikipedia:Who Framed Roger Rabbit?|''Who Framed Roger Rabbit?'']], with [[Asperchu|no exceptions]], so he probably believes that this justifies his plagiaristic tendencies. The world in which ''Sonichu'' takes place is fundamentally built on the creations of others, probably because Chris spends most of his time watching television and that is the way in which he engages with his limited imagination. With all the characters and concepts stolen from other works of fiction crammed into the ''Sonichu'' comics, the mythology of [[CWCville]] is an unwieldy, confusing pastiche of bullshit which frequently fuses together franchises that are unrelated or even contradictory. ''[[wikipedia:The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen|The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen]]'' this is not.<br /> <br /> While some of Chris's creations, including [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] himself, are individual entities which are technically not stolen (though many of their substantial elements very-much are), he often outright steals established, well-known characters and elements from other works of fiction, and he simply hopes their rightful owners do not notice. He makes no attempt to veil their derivative nature and has shown that he has no preparatory plan for any incident where he's confronted with intellectual property claims. According to Chris, stealing [[copyright]]ed material is fine ([[Asperchu|unless it's his own]]), as long as you indicate that whatever it is you’re doing is a &quot;[[parody]]&quot; of the original material. In accordance to U.S. copyright law, this is technically true, so this probably means that, unless he decides to make money out of his &quot;artwork,&quot; he isn't going to have the law knocking on his door, but the question of whether or not ''Sonichu'' qualifies as parody is an [[Parody#Why Sonichu is not a parody|article in its own right]]. <br /> <br /> Below is a non-exhaustive list of stolen intellectual property:<br /> <br /> ==Main influences==<br /> ===Sonic the Hedgehog===<br /> {{Main|Sonic the Hedgehog}}<br /> <br /> *His pride and glory [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], which, as we all know, is a recolor of Sonic the Hedgehog with [[Pikachu]]'s tail and ears. In his comic book debut he is created when the &quot;[[Perfect Chaos Monster]]&quot; attacks Station Square, which, by the way, is a direct ripoff of the end of ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]]''.<br /> *Sonichu's beloved bride [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]] is just [[Amy Rose]] with a Raichu tail. <br /> *Of course, Sonichu’s evil twin brother [[Blake]] (Black Sonichu, Blachu) also comes from the same line of original creativity Chris has got us accustomed to. This dark version of Sonichu is a complete ripoff of [[Wikipedia:Shadow the Hedgehog|Shadow the Hedgehog]].<br /> *The &quot;[[Chaotic Combo]]&quot; is a mesh of ''Sonic'' characters recolored with various deformities, and their name is a copy of the [[Wikipedia:List of Sonic the Hedgehog video game characters#Chaotix|Chaotix]]: including [[Angelica]] being a white hedgehog that has wings, or [[Punchy Sonichu]] being an Oriental version of [[Wikipedia:Knuckles the Echidna|Knuckles the Echidna]].<br /> *Sonic the Hedgehog, Amy Rose and [[Doctor Robotnik]] make an appearance in [[Sonichu_1|Sonichu Issue #1]], with Sonic and Amy juxtaposing themselves with their barely-distinguishable counterparts.<br /> *The [[Legendary Master Sunstone]] is a rip-off of the Master Emerald.<br /> *[[Bionic the Hedgehog]] is another recolor of Sonic.<br /> *[[Metal Sonichu]] is a recolor of Metal Sonic with Pikachu ears and a tail.<br /> *The [[Sonichu Balls]] are essentially just stand-ins for the chaos emeralds, and may also be plagiarized in part from [[Dragon Ball Z]].<br /> *[[Ultra Sonichu]] is a rip-off of Super Sonic.<br /> *The [[Sonees and Roseys]] greatly resemble Chao, but uglier.<br /> *The inspiration for creating evil versions of characters with [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|backwards]] [[Mary_Lee_Walsh|names]] came from the Archie comic character Doctor Ivo Kintobor (Robotnik spelled backwards).&lt;ref&gt;http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Doctor_Ivo_Kintobor&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Pokémon===<br /> {{Main|Pokémon}}<br /> <br /> *Like the previously mentioned Sonichu and Rosechu characters ripping off Sonic the Hedgehog, they also rip off various Pokémon, mostly Pikachu and Raichu, combined with other Pokémon.<br /> *The character [[Jiggliami]] is a humanoid variation of a Jigglypuff.<br /> *The so-called [[Sonichu Balls]] are designed like various Poké Balls, though they also function like other items.<br /> *Sonees are also slightly edited Pichu, with a bit of Chao mixed in.<br /> *Moves. As if ripping off their looks weren't enough, Chris also rips off their attacks such as &quot;Thunderbolt&quot; or &quot;Sky Uppercut&quot;. <br /> *Many of the cards on Chris's [[Wall of Originals]] are obviously based on character concepts or illustrations from the Pokémon games. (Christian's Maychu, to use one example, imitates the official illustration of the Pokémon Hitmonlee.)<br /> <br /> ===Other Sources===<br /> *In [[2000|2000]], a bootleg game by a company known as &quot;Yong Young&quot; was released for the Game Boy Color, titled ''Pokemon Adventure''.&lt;ref&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjwCWf7N440&lt;/ref&gt;The game is combination of the ''Pokemon'' and ''Sonic'' series; Pikachu being the playable character, in ''Sonic''-esque levels with assorted enemy sprites ripped-off from other games. For anyone familiar with both series, as mentioned above, it's obviously a tacky, shameless ripoff, but there's one thing that sets it apart: it made money. While our lovable Picasso originally came up with the idea for Sonichu in March of 2000, around the same time as said bootleg game's release, it's most likely it had no real influence on the creation of Sonichu to begin with, as it's really not that hard a concept to come up. On the other hand, the [[Sonichu 0|first issue]] of Sonichu still didn't come out until 2004, so make of that what you will. The only reason this game, as stated before, is even worth mentioning, is again, because it did the one thing Chris could never do with his beloved mary-sue bastard child, make a profit.<br /> <br /> ==[[Anime]]==<br /> ===''[[Wikipedia:Digimon|Digimon]]''===<br /> {{incomplete}}<br /> <br /> * [[Silvana]]'s origin is very blatantly similar to [[Wikipedia:Gatomon|Gatomon]]'s, as both were long separated from their kind and raised by evil villains who made them into their minions, the only difference being that Silvana was given a [[pickle]].<br /> * [[Ultra Sonichu]]'s Chaotic Remedy is a blatant copy of [[Wikipedia:Patamon#MagnaAngemon|MagnaAngemon's Magna Antidote]] attack.<br /> <br /> ===[[Dragon Ball Z|Dragon Ball/Z/GT]]===<br /> *[[Chris-chan Sonichu]]'s famed attack, the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] (later Shin-ye-ha-me-ha), is based on the famed Kamehameha attack.<br /> *The Sonichu Balls, though resembling Poké Balls, seem to function more like the titular Dragon Balls, as they are able to grant a wish when all are brought together.<br /> *Ultra Sonichu heavily resembles Super Saiyans, both in behavior and appearance.<br /> *[[Collosal Chan]] is obviously a Super Saiyan 4 from ''Dragonball GT''.<br /> *[[Mypoe]] ripped off [[Punchy]]'s tail because it was a &quot;weak spot&quot;; the same &quot;weak spot&quot; exists for Saiyans (unless said tail has been removed) and several Saiyans have theirs removed for the same reason.<br /> <br /> ===''Excel Saga''===<br /> {{Main|Excel Saga}}<br /> <br /> *A veritable hellstorm of shameless rips from this series appears in the ''Sonichu'' comics, in a way nearly as pervasive as Pokémon and Sonic the Hedgehog, yet comparatively subtler because he steals one-liners and monologues more than characters or storylines.<br /> *...although he does indeed steal characters (like Mypoe and Nabeshin and [[Bagget|the Jerkop Daitenzen]]) from time to time.<br /> *It is also possible that Chris stole the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] from the parody &quot;Nabehameha&quot; from ''Excel Saga'' (which was essentially a Kamehameha attack, except shaped like an afro).<br /> <br /> ===[[Wikipedia:Gurren Lagann|''Gurren Lagann'']]===<br /> *The character of [[Simonla Rosechu]] is a ripoff of a &quot;fanmade&quot; Sonichu named [[Simonchu]] who, in turn, is ripped off from the main character of the series, Simon the Digger.<br /> **It should be noted that Chris has probably never seen ''Gurren Lagann'', and as such misinterpreted several aspects of Simonchu's design that were intended to be referential to Simon: his cape became Simonla's shell, and his Core Drill pendant became a shark's tooth necklace.<br /> **When Chris was forced to kill off Simonla in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], he promptly created [[Sandy Rosechu]], Simonla's daughter. She is essentially exactly the same design-wise, except she is yellow and has a different hairstyle.<br /> <br /> ===[[Wikipedia:InuYasha|''InuYasha'']]===<br /> *In [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]], [[Saramah Rosechu]] pins [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] to a tree, Wes making the statement &quot;Where did this non-sacred tree come from?&quot; This is a &quot;hilarious gag&quot; referring to InuYasha's origin story, wherein he was pinned by an arrow to a cursed tree by priestess/crack shot/vengeful ex-girlfriend [[Wikipedia:List of InuYasha characters#Kikyo|Kikyo]]. Also, with some imagination and enough [[alcohol]], one can see that a cloud in the background in one of the panels is shaped vaguely like InuYasha's head.<br /> *Chris also has a [[Marvey Blaziken|Blaziken]] in his Pokémon team named &quot;Inuyasha&quot;, which was only revealed on the [[CWCipedia]].&lt;ref&gt;[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu] on the [[CWCipedia]]&lt;/ref&gt; It's likely that this is the same Blaziken seen training with [[Sandy]] in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], though he is not identified by name in that comic. The name makes absolutely no sense, as the literal translation of Inuyasha means &quot;dog demon&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===[[Wikipedia:Kekko Kamen|''Kekko Kamen'']]===<br /> *The face-rape of [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] is based on the '''Pubic Hair Jump''', a move by which the title character of ''Kekko Kamen'' kills her enemies.<br /> <br /> ===[[Wikipedia:Macross Frontier|''Macross Frontier'']]===<br /> *Chris's infamous drawing of [[Jiggliami]] was copied from a picture by [[Blanca]], who copied the pose from a popular picture of Ranka Lee, one of the major characters of the series.<br /> <br /> ===[[Wikipedia:Pretty Cure|''Pretty Cure'']]===<br /> {{quote|&quot;This is so &quot;Pretty Cure&quot;! I'M BACK!&quot;|[[Chris-chan Sonichu]], [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]}}<br /> <br /> *''Pretty Cure'' spoofs the ridiculous costumes, magical schoolgirls, and attack names of other anime series. The [[Chrs-Chan_Pure_Pulse-Jolt_Lance|Chrs-Chan [sic] Pure Pulse Jolt Lance]] (the attack that [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and [[Crystalina Rosechu]] are able to perform with their combined Hedgehog powers) is stolen from this series, and even though its original counterpart was given a ridiculous name, Chris felt the need to make it sound like some idiot had just mashed some random words into an attack name for his own version. ''Oh wait...''<br /> * Also noteworthy is that Chris copied (and butchered) the pre-attack catch phases and attack poses. Most of these rip-offs occur in [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]] and [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]].<br /> <br /> ===''Sailor Moon''===<br /> {{Main|Sailor Moon}}<br /> <br /> *[[Sailor Megtune]], Chris's hideously inappropriate SI Mary Sue for [[Megan]], combines elements of the various heroines from the series, though the name is based on [[Wikipedia:Sailor Neptune|Sailor Neptune]].<br /> *The [[Dark Mirror Hole]] may be a reference to a number of related ''Sailor Moon'' places/items, including the Black Dream Hole of [[Wikipedia:Sailor Moon Super S: The Movie|''Sailor Moon SuperS: The Movie'']], and a mirror-like item from a few episodes of ''Sailor Moon Sailor Stars'' and the majority of ''Sailor Moon SuperS''.<br /> <br /> ===[[Wikipedia:Samurai Pizza Cats|''Samurai Pizza Cats'']]===<br /> *In the aforementioned random-access humor ED edit, Chris quoted a joke from the US-dubbed version of SPC: &quot;Quiet everybody, Emperor Fred has an announcement...FRED&quot;.<br /> *He created the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], which is a ripoff of both ''Samurai Pizza Cats'' and [[Transformers]]. They make several appearances in the comic to help [[Sonichu]] battle the [[Jerkops]].<br /> *Punchy Sonichu, provider of random-access humor, has referenced this series a few times.<br /> <br /> ===''Yu-Gi-Oh!''===<br /> {{Main|Yu-Gi-Oh!}}<br /> <br /> *[[Sarah Hammer]]'s husband-to-be is depicted as Jack's Knight, a ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' monster. Chris had no idea what he looked like, so naturally he depicted him as a Yu-Gi-Oh card.&lt;ref&gt;http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Jack's_Knight&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> *For no given reason, Chris (and Chris alone) tends to use various ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' items during his battles (especially extremely convenient trap cards) and is even depicted using a Duel Disk when dealing with [[Wes Iseli]].<br /> <br /> ===[[Wikipedia:YuYu Hakusho|''YuYu Hakusho'']]===<br /> *In [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction]], Chris mentions the use of a &quot;Curse Shot&quot;, fired in the same way main character [[Wikipedia:List_of_YuYu_Hakusho_characters#Yusuke_Urameshi|Yusuke Urameshi]] would fire his main attack, the Reigun.<br /> <br /> ==Western animation==<br /> ===''The Adventures of The American Rabbit''===<br /> {{Main|The Adventures of The American Rabbit}}<br /> <br /> *Chris stole many concepts for his [[Love Quest]] and lines from this movie for use in the comics (&quot;I will, thank you father&quot; from the cover of [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] is a line uttered by Robert Rabbit).<br /> <br /> ===[[Wikipedia:American Dad!|''American Dad!'']]===<br /> *Chris has referred to [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] as &quot;[[Chris and hypocrisy|the Dork of Ages]],&quot;a phrase taken from the episode &quot;[[Wikipedia:Dungeons and Wagons|Dungeons and Wagons]]&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===''Aqua Teen Hunger Force''===<br /> {{Main|Aqua Teen Hunger Force}}<br /> *The ''ATHF'' characters appear in one panel in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], along with Meatwad's old catchphrase, &quot;The bun is in your mind.&quot;<br /> *Chris (badly) painted one of his Guitar Hero guitars to look like Meatwad's toy guitar.<br /> <br /> ===''Beavis and Butt-head''===<br /> {{Main|Beavis and Butt-head}}<br /> <br /> *Beavis and Butt-head appear in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] in a gag directly stolen from the original cartoon series (although Chris &quot;Sorry&quot; to Mike Judge).<br /> <br /> ===[[Wikipedia:Darkwing Duck|''Darkwing Duck'']]===<br /> *[[Darkbind Sonichu]] is a partial ripoff of this series' main character – Darkwing Duck.<br /> *The font Chris uses to write &quot;Darkbind&quot; is traced from the show's logo.<br /> *Upon arriving, Darkbind recites a completely bastardized version of Darkwing Duck's trademark entrance speeches. The main change is that the original speeches were filled with tongue-in-cheek irony, while Chris's version is completely serious and unnecessarily pompous.<br /> *Chris calls Darkbind &quot;D.B.&quot;, reminiscent of how Darkwing Duck's sidekick Launchpad McQuack calls him &quot;D.W.&quot;<br /> *[[Princess Zelina Rosechu]] may be a partial ripoff of Darkwing Duck's girlfriend Morgana McCawber (though this theory is debatable).<br /> <br /> ===''[[Wikipedia:Ed, Edd n Eddy|Ed, Edd n Eddy]]''===<br /> *In one of his ED edits, Chris added a huge wall of random-access humor, including a joke from the episode &quot;One + One = Ed&quot;: &quot;Carrots are good for your eyes, can it dial a phone?&quot;, originally said by Ed.&lt;ref&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg5_OEhzuuI&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> *In the video [[CWCFlyingElephants]], Chris bashes his head on his bed like a [[retard]], and quotes another line from Ed, from the episode &quot;Stop, Look and Ed&quot;: &quot;I'm a woodpecker! Except with dirt!&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6YLmzrNVw0&lt;/ref&gt; His bed not being made of dirt (though it probably contains a fair bit of it), it makes no sense, Chris is just an idiot.<br /> <br /> ===''[[Family Guy]]''===<br /> {{Main|Family Guy#Plagiarism}}<br /> *In [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], Chris meets [[Sammy]], who resembles Peter Griffin, who goes through a series of incidents involving sequences from Filmation's ''[[Ghostbusters]]''. <br /> *In [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], Chris directly lifts a gag in which a news anchor delivers a serious professional story, then immediately jumps to excited coverage of Spring Break.<br /> *The title of his bizarre rap video, &quot;[[IPods_Down_and_Listen_Up]]&quot;, was lifted from &quot;[[Wikipedia:Prick Up Your Ears (Family Guy)|Prick Up Your Ears]]&quot;, in which the reverend teaching the high school about abstinence starts his performance by telling the kids, &quot;Put your Walkmans down and listen up.&quot;<br /> *At the end of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Marvey Blaziken tells the reader that &quot;inspiration does not have a schedule.&quot; On Family Guy, this exact phrase was spoken by New Brian during the episode &quot;[[Wikipedia:The Man with Two Brians|The Man with Two Brians]]&quot; before he proceeds to sing about [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting]]. Naturally, the phrase referred to New Brian fitting in writing a song (about farting) into his already-busy schedule of helping out the family.<br /> *In Sonichu 10, Chris makes out with [[Silvana]] disguised as [[Meg Griffin]]. This means that in the cultural enclave that is CWCville, Meg Griffin appears to be both a fictional character of whom Chris has a peculiar sexual interest (Sonichu 7), but also somebody who can just show up with little surprise from Chris.<br /> *In [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], one of Sonichu's kids is playing the Virgin Mary in a school play, she says &quot;I'm the Virgin Mary, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.&quot; This is said by Joe's wife, Bonnie in &quot;[[Wikipedia:A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas|A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas]]&quot;, where she is doing the exact same thing. Of course, the line isn't as disturbing when she says it, considering she's an adult woman, whereas the rosee who says it is ''three years old''.<br /> <br /> ===''The Simpsons''===<br /> {{Main|The Simpsons}}<br /> <br /> *The parts of [[Sandy Rosechu]]'s design that were not already cannibalized from [[Simonla]] were copied from [[Wikipedia:Lisa Simpson|Lisa Simpson]].<br /> <br /> ===''Futurama''===<br /> {{Main|Futurama}}<br /> <br /> *The time-travel plot of [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] (&quot;Time Hogs&quot;) was stolen from the direct-to-DVD movie ''[[Wikipedia:Futurama: Bender's Big Score|Bender's Big Score]]'', and this is shamelessly lampshaded by the recolors in the beginning of the episode. In some kind of post-modern bullshit, Bender as he appears in ''Bender's Big Score'' physically appears in the time vortex, literally a page before Sonichu mentions the film directly.<br /> *The line &quot;Smoke um peace pipe&quot; in [[Wigwam]] is stolen from the ''Futurama'' episode &quot;Where the Buggalo Roam&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===''Ghostbusters''===<br /> {{Main|Ghostbusters#Plagiarism}}<br /> <br /> *Chris's ''Family Guy''-style &quot;skitch&quot; rips off the FALSE and DISHONEST ''Ghostbusters'' created by Filmation.<br /> <br /> ===[[Wikipedia:He-Man and the Masters of the Universe|''He-Man and the Masters of the Universe'']]===<br /> *[[Sonichu 10#Preview|''Sonichu'' #10]]: [[Beel]] exclaims: &quot;I have the power!&quot; after stealing Chris's [[Medallion of Fail]].<br /> <br /> ===[[Wikipedia:HiHi Puffy AmiYumi|''HiHi Puffy AmiYumi'']]===<br /> *[[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] has Wes refer to Chris's cards as &quot;Stu-Pi-Doh magic&quot;. Stu-Pi-Doh was an in-universe [[parody]] of ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]<br /> <br /> ===[[Wikipedia:Home Movies (TV series)|''Home Movies'']]===<br /> *[[Officer Keino]]'s appearance is ripped straight from Coach John McGuirk.<br /> *The end of the [[Giant Penis Comic]] special contains gags from the show.<br /> <br /> ===''[[Wikipedia:Inspector Gadget|Inspector Gadget]]''===<br /> *[[Darkbind Sonichu]]'s nemesis, [[Clawdorf]], is (possibly) based on Inspector Gadget's nemesis Dr. Claw, who was also most of the time seen as a dark silhouette. If it's true, it is especially strange, as Darkbind is based on ''Darkwing Duck'' and the ''Legend of Zelda'', not ''Inspector Gadget''.<br /> <br /> ===''[[Wikipedia:Johnny Bravo|Johnny Bravo]]''===<br /> * ''Johnny Bravo'' is a show about a stupid man who thinks he's Elvis and tries to get women to date him. Sound familiar? Although Johnny, like Chris, never succeeds, even he shows a lot more competence than Chris when it comes to dating.<br /> * [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] has a line from the Scooby-Doo crossover ripped out entirely, regarding Applecore. As custom dictates, Chris [[Random-access_humor|neglects to employ the context that made the joke funny in the first place]].<br /> <br /> ===''[[Wikipedia:Muppet Babies|Muppet Babies]]''===<br /> *Chris made a [[SonichuBabies|suicide-inducing 12-minute video]] of the [[Chaotic Combo]] as Sonees and Roseys, though needless to say his video lacked the major charms the series actually had.<br /> <br /> ===''[[Wikipedia:Peanuts|Peanuts]]''===<br /> [[Image:119-PeanutsCWC.jpg|thumb|right|Good grief!]]<br /> * Chris uploaded [[RandomHumor1]] to his [[Flipnote Hatena]] account. Complete with horrendous drawings and obnoxious high-pitched voices, the animation plagiarizes ''the Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show'' episode &quot;Sally at School&quot; word for word.<br /> * He also mentioned Charlie Brown in [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], but only to distinguish what kind of peanuts he was talking about.<br /> * Though unrelated to ''Sonichu'', one of Chris's current dogs is named [[Snoopy]].<br /> *[[Kevin the Jew]] from [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] is for some reason drawn like a ''Peanuts'' character.<br /> *Chris posted about loving the Peanuts movie in [[November 2015]].<br /> <br /> ===''[[Wikipedia:The Powerpuff Girls|The Powerpuff Girls]]''===<br /> *The other half of [[Blake]]'s origin was stolen from The Powerpuff Girls, as an accidental dose of a foreign chemical gives him his evilness and his [[Niggos|blackness]], just as an accidental dose of &quot;Chemical X&quot; gave the Powerpuff Girls their powers. This is lampshaded poorly on the cover to Black Sonichu's introductory issue, [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], where [[Sonic]] suggests that Chemical &quot;X&quot; could have caused the change, but [[Sonichu]] corrects him; it was cherry cola.<br /> <br /> ===''[[Wikipedia:The Ren &amp; Stimpy Show|The Ren &amp; Stimpy Show]]''===<br /> *[[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]'s Sub-Episode 6, &quot;Christian Chandler's Backyard Safari&quot;, rips off the ''Ren &amp; Stimpy'' episode &quot;[[Chris's Room|Lair of the Lummox]],&quot; which Chris even acknowledges (with Ren &amp; Stimpy thinly veiled as &quot;[[Chris_and_copyright|Ben &amp; Stumpy]].&quot;)<br /> *At the end of [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]'s Episode 17, there is an advert for &quot;Knothole&quot;, boasted as being from the creators of &quot;Log&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTrAVpK9blw Log Commercial]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===''[[Wikipedia:Rocko's Modern Life|Rocko's Modern Life]]''===<br /> [[File:Patheticsoul.png|thumb|right|Hmmm....this seems familiar...]]<br /> *When listing [[Mailbag 23#Chris and the dark arts|what various spells he uses]], he claims the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] inflicts its target with &quot;Bad Luck and Extreme Misfortune&quot;. This is a reference from the episode &quot;Fortune Cookie&quot;, where secondary character Filburt Shellbach gets a fortune that read &quot;Bad Luck and Extreme Misfortune Will Infest Your Pathetic Soul For All Eternity.&quot;<br /> <br /> ===''[[wikipedia:Rugrats|Rugrats]]''===<br /> *The infamous name to the [[Cherokian Clan#UNGA WUNGA|porno art of Jackie and Chris having hanky-panky]] likely comes from the ''Rugrats'' episode &quot;The Old Country&quot;, which features a scene 7 minutes in which Chaz Finster, who throughout the episode has been pretending to be a caveman and saying &quot;Unga-hunga!&quot;, which is much more tasteful than the Native American stereotype Chris went with.&lt;ref&gt;http://youtube.com/watch?v=xeURrnW2R6M (''Relevant portion from 7:24 to 7:29'')&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===[[Wikipedia:Sealab 2021|''Sealab 2021'']]===<br /> *In the same [[ED]] edit, Chris included a joke from the ''Sealab 2021'' episode &quot;Legend of Baggy Pants&quot;: &quot;What? Pod six doesn't need a Pro Shop, they need a dentist.&quot;<br /> <br /> ===[[Wikipedia:The Smurfs|''The Smurfs'']]===<br /> *[[Wild Sonichu]] seems to be &quot;inspired&quot; by the character of Wild Smurf. Both live in treehouses. Both swing from vines (although Wild Sonichu's vine-swinging comes from ripping off ''Spider-Man'' and may just be a mere coincidence). Both were raised by wild animals. Honestly, the only difference between the two is that Wild Sonichu can actually talk (Wild Smurf communicated in chipmunk sounds more than anything else).&lt;ref&gt;http://smurfs.wikia.com/wiki/Wild_Smurf&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===''South Park''===<br /> {{Main|South Park}}<br /> *[[CADD Chef]] is an obvious ripoff of the [[niggo]] [[Wikipedia:Chef (South Park)|Jerome &quot;Chef&quot; McElroy]].<br /> *[[Beel]] has a strong resemblance to ''South Park'''s [[Wikipedia:List of supporting characters on South Park#Satan|Satan]].<br /> <br /> ===''[[Wikipedia:Space Ghost Coast to Coast|Space Ghost Coast to Coast]]''===<br /> *The chant uttered by the guardian of the cave in [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]], &quot;Anoz aelc amulp oerc ikabmol ah ah!&quot;, is one of Zorak's chants (&quot;Lombaki Creo Plomo Pleo Zoma Ah Ah!&quot;) spelled backwards and mangled. Chris's original attempts to do spells or chants have failed spectacularly, so the stolen chant is one of his better ones.<br /> <br /> ===''[[wikipedia:SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]''===<br /> *In [[CWC Update 18 January 2009]], Chris yells &quot;''And you know what else-else?!''&quot; prior to stomping on his [[vibrator]], a line stolen from the ''SpongeBob SquarePants'' episode &quot;Pizza Delivery&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===[[Wikipedia:The Brak Show|''The Brak Show'']]===<br /> *In the oft-mentioned [[Random-access_humor#Random_ramblings|ED edit]], Chris included three lines from [[Adult_Swim|''The Brak Show'']], all of them from the same episode (&quot;The New Brak&quot;). The episode centers on [[Liquid_Chris|Brak]] dealing with an [[Christian_Weston_Chandler|annoying impostor]] who shamelessly copies everything Brak does - [[Liquid_Chris#Liquid_Saga|sound familiar]]?<br /> <br /> ===[[Wikipedia:Tiny Toon Adventures|''Tiny Toon Adventures'']]===<br /> * In [[Sub-Episode 5]], a cuckoo bird chirps out &quot;Cuccoo! Cuccoo! If she thinks he'll never find a [[boyfriend-free girl]] with his method, then [[Slaweel]] is Cuccoo! Cuccoo!&quot; This is a reference to character GoGo DoDo, who'd pop out of Acme Looniversity's clock tower in the longer episodes to say a phrase similar to that.<br /> <br /> ===''[[Transformers]]''===<br /> {{Main|Transformers}}<br /> *[[Optimus Prime]] mercilessly killing Decepticon spy [[Sarah Jackson]].<br /> *Various Transformer-types appear in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]].<br /> *During the final battle with Reldnahc, the villain says ''&quot;I've waited an eternity for this. Your life is mine Prime-chan!&quot;''. A similar line is used by Megatron in ''Transformers: The Movie'', in particular during the scene when he fatally wounds Optimus Prime-- ''&quot;I would have waited an eternity for this. It's over, Prime!&quot;''. Even the following circumstances are near-identical, with the wounded heroes both performing one last defiant attack that defeats their respective villain.<br /> *Some villanious Transformers Chris and his recolors did battle with are called &quot;Decepti-Clones&quot;. In the ''Transformers'' video game based off of the ''Armada'' anime series released on the PS2, generic enemies were also called &quot;Decepti-Clones&quot;.<br /> *A scene in [[Sonichu 4]] blatantly rips off the Quintesson and Trial Scene from ''Transformers: The Movie''. This one's so blatant that it's kind of hard to believe that Chris could be so retarded as to not realize how [[Naive|obvious]] it is.<br /> *The [[Manajerks|W-M-Manajerk]]'s power suit is a flagrant recolor of Spike's Environmental Suit from ''Transformers: The Movie''.<br /> *Sonichu's dialogue &quot;Slaweel is making her big push, and we have to push back!&quot; is likewise recycled from dialogue in ''Transformers: The Movie''.<br /> <br /> ===[[wikipedia:Tom Goes to the Mayor|''Tom Goes to the Mayor'']]===<br /> *Placing the [[Mayor's Office]] inside the mall is either a reference to this bizarre show made by Tim &amp; Eric, or Chris having terrible priorities.<br /> <br /> ==Live action==<br /> ===''[[Gilligan's Island]]''===<br /> {{Incomplete}}<br /> *Thurston Howell, III and his wife Lovey make an appearance in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], hinting at the name of the head of [[4-cent_garbage.com]], the infamous [[Jason Kendrick Howell]].<br /> <br /> ===''[[Monty Python]]''===<br /> {{incomplete}}<br /> {{Main|Monty Python}}<br /> *When [[Darkbind Sonichu]] is fighting the [[B-Manajerk]], a word-for-word copy of the &quot;Black Knight&quot; sketch from [[Wikipedia:Monty Python and the Holy Grail|''Monty Python and the Holy Grail'']] is spoken.<br /> *[[CWCFlyingElephants]]. Need we say more?<br /> *[[Sonichu 10#Preview|''Sonichu'' #10]]: An impromptu &quot;comedic&quot; sequence making &quot;fun&quot; of [[Jimmy Hill]] starts with &quot;And now for something completely different...&quot;, contains a collage of photos and drawings reminiscent of Terry Gilliam's artistic experiments, and features a porcupine shouting: &quot;Dinsdale!&quot;<br /> <br /> ===[[Wikipedia:Spaceballs|''Spaceballs'']]===<br /> *In the [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]] fight between [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] and [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], Chris-Chan Sonichu gets his tail singed by a fire blast then exclaims, &quot;You burned my tail! Now it's personal!&quot; before going on the offensive. This is very similar to the scene in ''Spaceballs'' where gun-hating Princess Vespa gets her hair singed by a laser in a firefight and exclaims, &quot;You shot my hair! You son of a bitch!&quot; then proceeds to singlehandedly mow down the attacking Spaceballs with a laser rifle.&lt;ref&gt;&lt;s&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYgQXWxJfZE#t=7m44s (''Relevant portion from 7:44 to 8:01'')&lt;/s&gt; (dead link as of Jul 2014)&lt;/ref&gt; While the words aren't identical, he reads the lines with the same cadence and inflection as Vespa's in his [[Sonichu_2_Official_Videobook#Episode_8|Official Videobook]] clip.&lt;ref&gt;&lt;s&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42EOCbTSJOI#t=8m06s (''Relevant portion from 8:06 to 8:12'')&lt;/s&gt; (dead link as of Jul 2014)&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===[[Wikipedia:Carrie (film)|''Carrie'']]===<br /> <br /> *Chris's &quot;[[High School Story]]&quot; is an amalgamation of Stephen King's ''Carrie'', and Chris's own [[high school]] experience. Its main character, Terrah, is bullied and underappreciated, so she murders everyone with her psychic powers. It is safe to assume that Chris saw the movie adaptation of ''Carrie'', and not the book, as it is unimaginable that Chris would ever spend his time on a book without illustrations.<br /> <br /> ===''[[Wikipedia:Power Rangers|Power Rangers]]''===<br /> {{Main|Power Rangers}}<br /> *In [[Sub-Episode 8]], Chris is given advice by the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] and as he leaves, he tells him &quot;May the Anchuent Powers Protect You&quot;, a butchering of Zordon's ''Star Wars''-inspired phrase &quot;May the Power protect you.&quot;<br /> *In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], the CWC-Power Rangers are introduced, but never seen with the sole exception of Kart Megazord.<br /> *[[Silvana]]'s basic existence, back story, and partial appearance (but not her [[pickle]] are copied directly from a villain, ([[wikipedia:Villains_in_Power_Rangers_in_Space#Astronema|Astronema]]), from ''[[wikipedia:Power_Rangers_in_Space|Power Rangers in Space]]''<br /> *In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris introduces a terrible new song entitled &quot;[[Revive Zordon]]&quot;, which displays his wish for the return of the &quot;original&quot; Power Rangers team.<br /> <br /> ===''[[Wikipedia:Family Matters|Family Matters]]''===<br /> *In [[Magical Man Potion]], Chris drinks a potion and temporarily transforms into the [[Magical Man]]. Both the transformation sequence itself (including hiding behind furniture) and the potion which makes the imbiber more attractive/suave are very similar to the Steve Urkel/Stefan Urquelle trope in ''Family Matters''.&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvoKFiDTQx4 YouTube: &quot;Steve Vs. Stefan&quot;]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===''[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III]]''===<br /> *In [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], [[Sonic]] is quoted saying &quot;Eh... you were expecting maybe, Bugs Bunny?&quot; a direct 'reference' to a line said by one of the non-yawning Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the third movie. The original line was &quot;Eh... you were expecting maybe, The Addams Family?&quot; It is ironic in this case that of all the lines Chris-Chan could have possibly chosen from the movie, he went ahead to choose one of the most awful, face-palming, gut-wrenchingly bad lines (only second to the even worse line &quot;Help! I'm a turtle and I can't get up!&quot;), and proceeded to MAKE IT WORSE. Congratulations.<br /> <br /> ===''Saw''===<br /> {{Main|Saw}}<br /> *Louis Perez, appearing in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] to apprehend [[Inos]], could be named after the character from the Saw franchise (possibly a relative, as Lindsey Perez from the movies is female). Chris has previously stated that the ''Saw'' series is one of his favorite movie franchises.&lt;ref&gt;[[Common_Questions#31_December_2009]]&lt;/ref&gt; Both characters are [[niggos|black]] policemen, making the &quot;inspiration&quot; much more likely.<br /> *The execution of the [[Asperpedia]] crew in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] is performed through what equates to elaborate death traps, similar to what is seen in the ''Saw'' series. They certainly have more in common with those movies than with anything resembling actual state-sponsored executions.<br /> <br /> ===''[[Wikipedia:Independence Day (film)|Independence Day]]''===<br /> *In the [[Christian Love Day video]], he recited a modified version of the speech that President Thomas J. Whitmore makes before making a last stand against the aliens, which shows just how ridiculously corny he can get.<br /> <br /> ===[[Wikipedia:Alien (film)|''Alien'']]===<br /> *When Chris is stranded in the [[Time Void]] in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], the words &quot;In space, no one can hear you scream, in time you are heard to infinity&quot; are narratively spoken. The phrase &quot;In space, no one can hear you scream&quot; comes from the promotional material for ''Alien''.<br /> <br /> ===[[Wikipedia:Lewis Black's Root of All Evil|''Lewis Black's Root of All Evil'']]===<br /> *This Comedy Central show featuring Lewis Black as a judge was ripped off in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], where the judge at the trial, named &quot;Slack Lewis,&quot; greatly resembles Black.<br /> <br /> ===''[[Wikipedia:Lethal Weapon 2|Lethal Weapon 2]]''===<br /> *The exploding-toilet death of [[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]] was ripped off from the near-death of [[Wikipedia:Roger Murtaugh|Roger Murtaugh]] by exploding toilet in ''Lethal Weapon 2''.<br /> <br /> ===''Star Wars''===<br /> {{Main|Star Wars}}<br /> * In [[Sonichu 8#Episode 17: &quot;Rage Against the Machine&quot;|Sonichu #8]], Jason's throne appears to resemble [[wikipedia:Palpatine|Emperor Palpatine]]'s throne in [[wikipedia:Return of the Jedi|''Return of the Jedi'']].<br /> * Chris once told [[Jackie]] in [[Jackie e-mails|their e-mail exchanges]] that he essentially planned to make the backstory of [[Wild Sonichu]] a rip-off of the relationship between [[Wikipedia:Luke Skywalker|Luke Skywalker]] and [[Wikipedia:Darth Vader|Darth Vader]] (Vader being Luke's father turned evil, for the few of you living in caves).<br /> <br /> ===[[Wikipedia:This Is Spinal Tap|''This Is Spinal Tap'']]===<br /> *During the &quot;[[Revive Zordon]]&quot; performance, the speaker blurts out that the volume is &quot;Cranked up to Eleven.&quot; We can only hope that Chris ripped this joke off directly rather than referencing something else referencing ''Spinal Tap''.<br /> <br /> ===''[[Wikipedia:Terminator 2: Judgment Day|Terminator 2: Judgment Day]]''===<br /> *Chris's [[Sonichu Special 4|threat on the life of]] [[Liquid Chris]] contains a number of elements from the film:<br /> **The top speed of 65 mph during the escape scene<br /> **The Terminator shooting an enemy in the legs, saying &quot;He'll live.&quot;<br /> <br /> ===[[Wikipedia:Batman Returns|''Batman Returns'']]===<br /> *In [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], Rosechu uses the phrase &quot;hear me roar&quot;. This very same phrase can also be heard in ''Batman Returns'' right after Catwoman assaults a nameless criminal. A parallel can be made between this scene and the panel where Rosechu assaults a member of [[4-cent garbage|4chan]] in ''Sonichu'' 8, the key difference being that Rosechu uses the phrase prior to the assault as opposed to after the fight.<br /> <br /> ===[[wikipedia:Superman (1978 film)|''Superman: The Movie'']]===<br /> *The time-travel in ''Sonichu'' #7. Magi-Chan states that he can allow himself, Chris and Sonichu to travel through time by sending them counter-clockwise around the world, appearing to copy Superman's time-travel sequence (by flying around the world at a near-relativistic speed) [[Slow-in-the-minds|without understanding]] how that was supposed to work.<br /> <br /> ===[[wikipedia:The Three Stooges|''The Three Stooges'']]===<br /> *At the start of the [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]], Chris does a fake advertisement for &quot;Brighto&quot;, a product ripped off from ''The Three Stooges'' short &quot;[[wikipedia:Dizzy Doctors|Dizzy Doctors]]&quot;.<br /> <br /> ==Videogames==<br /> ===''[[Wikipedia:Banjo-Kazooie (series)|Banjo-Kazooie]]''===<br /> *[[Flame the Sunbird]] is just a very poor drawing of [[Wikipedia:Banjo-Kazooie (series)|Kazooie]], who seems to want pants [[Pok%C3%A9mon#Plagiarism_in_Sonichu|for reasons one can only guess]]. Anyone who enjoyed this game can only thank [[GodJesus]] that Chris doesn't seem to realize that Kazooie is a [[China|girl]].<br /> *In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], [[Sonichu]]'s battle with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is ripped directly from the final boss fight with Gruntilda. The only differences are that the fireballs are replaced with dark energy and Mary does not fall to her death.<br /> <br /> ===[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda|''The Legend of Zelda'']]===<br /> {{incomplete}}<br /> *The characters [[Darkbind Sonichu]] and [[Zelina Rosechu]] are rip-offs of [[Wikipedia:Link (The Legend of Zelda)|Link]] and [[Wikipedia:Princess Zelda|Zelda]] respectively, the two main characters from the series, alongside being rip-offs of elements from the cartoon series ''Darkwing Duck'', strangely enough.<br /> *The entire subplot about Darkbind and Zelina, involving Zelina being put under a sleeping spell by an [[Clawdorf|evil wizard]] and Darkbind setting off to reawaken her with a [[Sonichu Balls|powerful artifact]], is taken nearly verbatim from the story of ''[[Wikipedia:Zelda II: The Adventure of Link|Zelda II: The Adventure of Link]]''. There, the Link from the [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda (video game)|first game]] goes on an adventure to find a powerful artifact, in this case the Triforce of Courage, in order to awaken the original Zelda from a sleeping curse put on her by- you guessed it, an evil wizard.<br /> *The land of &quot;[[RuleCWC]]&quot; is a not-so subtle ripoff of Hyrule- right down to aspects including the name and its castle.<br /> *In the [[Wallflower E-mails 2|Wallflower E-mails]], Chris claims that Darkbind Sonichu was trained in RuleCWC forest by a &quot;rogue master swordsman&quot; and an owl named King Alistair. These are obvious ripoffs of [[Wikipedia:Link (The Legend of Zelda)|Link]] and [[Wikipedia:Characters_in_The_Legend_of_Zelda_series#Kaepora_Gaebora|Kaepora Gaebora]].<br /> <br /> ===[[Wikipedia:Mobile Suit Gundam|''Mobile Suit Gundam'']]===<br /> *During the [[Megan]] Saga, Chris drew box art for ''[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]]'', one of Chris's many fake box arts for his imaginary games. What's unique about this one is that it involves Megan Schroeder and her brother John. Despite being about Megan, it is not a [[rape]] simulator, but instead believed to be a ripoff of [[Wikipedia:Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo|''Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo'']].<br /> <br /> ===[[Wikipedia:Street Fighter|''Street Fighter'']]===<br /> *In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], [[Sonichu]] performs a Flash Kick on [[Slaweel]].<br /> *[[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]'s attack &quot;Hyper Beam&quot; looks a lot like one of [[Wikipedia:Ryu (Street Fighter)|Ryu]]'s super combos, the &quot;Shinku Hadouken&quot;. It appears in [[Sonichu 10#Preview|''Sonichu'' #10]].<br /> *In [[Sonichu Special 4]], [[Kacey]]'s father resembles [[Wikipedia:Guile (Street Fighter)|Guile]].<br /> <br /> ===[[Wikipedia:Mario (series)|''Mario'' series]]===<br /> {{incomplete}}<br /> <br /> ''Mario'' is a video game series conceived by [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], and has been the mascot of [[Nintendo]] for decades. While [[Sonic]] has fallen into a self-induced pit of horrifying shit, probably never to escape, Mario has stayed consistently good for all this time. Despite this, Chris very much favors Sonic, as he only has a passing interest in Mario. However, he has enough interest to rip it off from time to time.<br /> <br /> *The Wing Cap ability from [[Wikipedia:Super Mario 64|''Super Mario 64'']] is ripped off in [[Sonichu 3|Sub-Episode 4]], where Chris flies around with wings on his head. They are later discarded, and Chris is strangely shown flying without them. <br /> *His concept for ''Sonic The Hedgehog 64'', as expressed in his [[Hand-drawn Nintendo Power magazine]], is nothing more than ''Super Mario 64'' with [[Sonic]] and [[Tails]]. Literally.<br /> <br /> ===[[Wikipedia:Brutal Legend|''Brutal Legend'']]===<br /> {{Main|Brutal Legend}}<br /> {{Main|Brutal Legend Plus}}<br /> *In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], during the introduction of the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], [[Armoraxe]] uses a move that looks and acts exactly like the Solo &quot;[[nudes|Face Melter]]&quot; from the game. The only difference is that the move is called &quot;Metal Melter.&quot;<br /> *The devil [[trolls]] that appear to carry [[CChanSonichuCWC|IBAChandler]] away after he is defeated by [[Sonichu]] seem to be a rip-off of the fans that appear to carry you off when you are defeated during a stage battle in Brutal Legend. This is confirmed by the [[chris|retarded]] phrase written next to the same panel in the comic, &quot;Hmm, What 'Legend' brought these [[fanbase|fans]]?&quot;<br /> *In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris using the power of [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|music]] and [[son-chu|stage]] to destroy the [[4-Cent Garbage]] building may have been inspired by ''Brutal Legend'''s Stage Battles. Son-Chu ''does'' turns into a giant stage which resembles Ironheade's megastage, but rather than offer a fair fight Chris just Guitar Heroes his opponents into oblivion instantly.<br /> *[[Simonla]] gives [[Wild Sonichu]] her lucky shark's tooth necklace, similar to when Eddie Riggs gives Ophelia his mother's shark tooth-like necklace in ''Brutal Legend''.<br /> <br /> ===[[Wikipedia:God of War (video game)|''God of War'']]===<br /> *[[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. [[Collosal Chan]] pulls out lightning bolt versions of Kratos's Blades to fight [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel]].<br /> <br /> ===''[[Wikipedia:PaRappa the Rapper|PaRappa the Rapper]]''===<br /> *In preparation for the &quot;[[Revive Zordon]]&quot; performance, [[Sonichu]] puts on PaRappa's hat and becomes as flat and two-dimensional as PaRappa (not to mention his own character), then says PaRappa's catchphrase &quot;I gotta believe!&quot;<br /> <br /> ===''[[Wikipedia:Perfect Dark|Perfect Dark]]''===<br /> *In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], the sub-episode CWC-Defense is named after a thematically-similar level in ''Perfect Dark'', a Nintendo 64 game, in which the main HQ of the protagonist (the Carrington Insititute) comes under attack. The name of the level? CI-Defense.<br /> <br /> ==Web original==<br /> ===Jessi Slaughter===<br /> *In [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]], Chris says &quot;The consequences will never be the same,&quot; mimicking the famous line &quot;Consequences will never be the same!&quot; from the video where [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Jessi_Slaughter Jessi Slaughter]'s dad raged at trolls &quot;bullying&quot; her. It was later found that Chris was simply repeating something Jackie told him to say, and has likely never seen nor heard of the video in question.<br /> <br /> ===emgo316===<br /> In late 2016, Chris began watching a YouTube channel named [https://www.youtube.com/user/emgo316/featured emgo316], which reviews Transformers action figures in the form of skits. Chris ripped off the channel's style with [[The Alpha Trion/&quot;Young Warrior&quot; Challenge]] and [[Skylanders Imaginators Leader Christine W Chandler: random Review N' Stuff]].<br /> <br /> ==Western comics==<br /> ===''[[Wikipedia:Spider-Man|Spider-Man]]''===<br /> *[[Wild Sonichu]] is a partial ripoff of [[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|Spider-Man]], a Marvel Comics superhero who can shoot long web strings from his wrists to swing across the city and entangle his enemies. Wild showcases a similar ability, but with vines (coincidentally resembling Spider-Plant-Man, a British [[Hello, Juffalo|''Comic Relief'']] spoof of Spider-Man played by Rowan Atkinson). While Peter Parker shoots web from his wrist, Wild shoots his vines from the back of his hand, bearing a little more resemblance to [[Wikipedia:Venom (Marvel Comics)|Venom]], a villain who shares virtually the same powers as Spider-Man. Similarly, Wild can also climb walls with relative ease, though it's not clear whether he's just a good climber or if he literally clings to walls, as Spider-Man does.<br /> *In [[Sonichu 2]], when Chris has an out-of-body experience to communicate with the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]], his ancestor tells him &quot;With the powers you have released, comes great responsibilities!&quot;. This is stolen from a recurring moral lesson (which Chris took completely out-of-context) within Spider-Man lore that &quot;with great power comes great responsibility&quot;, which is often inaccurately attributed as a quote from the character [[wikipedia:Ben Parker (comics)|Uncle Ben]]. Chris probably took this line from the 2002 [[wikipedia:Spider-Man (2002 film)|live-action film]]. <br /> *In [[Sonichu 5]], Chris claims that his &quot;sixth sense is tingling&quot;, blatantly knocking off of Spider-Man's &quot;spider-sense&quot; catch phrase.<br /> <br /> ===[[Wikipedia:Hulk (comics)|''The Incredible Hulk'']]===<br /> *[[Rosechu]]'s bat-shit insane [[Rape|rapist]] form, now known as [[the Incredible Lioness]], is a ripoff of the Hulk, a scientist and Avenger in the Marvel Universe who transforms into a [[Obesity|gigantic]], [[POWER|super-strong]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|child-minded]] monster when he becomes [[Virgin with rage|enraged]] or [[Stress|agitated]]. While Rosechu didn't turn green (and seeing as she's an [[wikipedia:Abomination_(comics)|abomination]] already, it wouldn't be a stretch to say that she's already bathed in gamma radiation), she gets pissed off when [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] launches a [[pickle]] at her and she tears him a new one for [[Women's rights|women's rights]] or something.<br /> <br /> ===[[wikipedia:Wolverine (comics)|''Wolverine'']]===<br /> *As of [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], [[Simonla Rosechu]] is a partial ripoff of Wolverine, a mutant in the Marvel Universe with claws and regenerative abilities. It was revealed that Simonla [[Retroactive continuity|survived her assassination attempt]] apparently because of her skeleton, which is made out of a metal &quot;similar to adamantanium&quot;, clearly ripped off from &quot;[[wikipedia:Adamantium|adamantium]]&quot;, a fictional, indestructible metal in the Marvel Universe which coats Wolverine's skeleton and claws. Simonla also gains a healing factor similar to Wolverine.<br /> <br /> ===[[wikipedia:Wonder Woman|''Wonder Woman'']]===<br /> * [[Saramah Rosechu]] and her [[Queen of the Cherokian Clan|Cherokian ancestor]] collectively possesses magical bracelets and a tiara that resemble the apparel of Wonder Woman, a warrior demigoddess, superhero and celebrated [[Women's rights|feminist icon]] from DC Comics. They both also share the trait of having to placate the [[Chris and anger|violent tendencies]] of [[Christian Weston Chandler|ignorant men]].<br /> <br /> ==Songs==<br /> *Everything from the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] albums is sung over another song; this may be Chris's biggest showing of plagiarism yet, aside from [[Sonichu (comic)|his own comic]].<br /> *[[Jiggliami]]'s song, &quot;War of Love,&quot; is a ripoff of &quot;Love Is War,&quot; a [[Wikipedia:Supercell|Supercell]] song using [[Wikipedia:Vocaloid|Miku Hatsune]] for vocals. While Blanca wrote the ripoff, Chris was more than willing to use it in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].<br /> *The product number for [[John's Custom Gundam]] is [[Wikipedia:867-5309/Jenny|8675309]].<br /> <br /> ==Commercials==<br /> *In [[Sonichu 1]], Chris interrupts Rosechu and Amy Rose's vapid girl talk because &quot;[he'd] like to save time...and money on [his] [[Son-Chu|car]] insurance by switching over to 'Get-Co!'&quot;<br /> <br /> ==List of fiction Chris has referenced and otherwise bastardized==<br /> While Chris's [[Sonichu|masterpiece]] is chock-full of shameless ripoffs and copyright infringements, there are some references to works of fiction which can't be actually considered &quot;ripping off,&quot; but manage to ruin the franchise in question nevertheless, for the sole fact of being referenced in [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']]. These are mostly instances of Chris either including a minor reference to a work of fiction, or just mentioning it, in his comics. While it's not considered a crime ''de jure'', it still may be called a crime against humanity, whose culture Chris has thus bastardized.<br /> <br /> ''Note that when such minor references concern works or franchises already listed in the main ripoff list above, they're added there, not here. It was done so that it would be easier to see how much has Chris managed to bastardize each franchise.''<br /> <br /> *'''[[Wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]:''' [[Sonichu 8#Episode 17|S8 Ep17 p.35]]: *For reasons unexplained, a photograph of the DC Comics superhero Batman appears on the wall of [[Allison Amber]]'s office. Christorians suspect this is either a reference to former Batman actor [[wikipedia:Adam West|Adam West]]'s fictitious Mayorhood on ''Family Guy'', or that Allison's alluded boyfriend is in fact the Dark Knight himself.<br /> *'''[[Bugs Bunny]]:'''<br /> :*[[Sonichu 1#Episode 6|''Sonichu'' #1]]: [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] says to the startled [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr.Robotnik]]: &quot;Eh... You were expecting, maybe Bugs Bunny?&quot;. <br /> :*[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu #8'']]: [[Simonla Rosechu]] appears to the other Rosechus via burrowing through the ground, in the vein of Bugs. In the same panel, she loosely paraphrases his &quot;should'a taken that left turn in Albuquerque&quot; phrase.<br /> :*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|''Sonichu'' #10]]: Bugs himself appears in the ''[[Monty Python]]''-esque collage, lecturing the toothless photograph of [[Jimmy Hill]] (who was implied to have sold counterfeit Warner Bros. merchandise in the past) on the evils of [[Chris and copyright|copyright infringement]].<br /> *'''[[Wikipedia:Dig Dug|Dig Dug]]:'''<br /> :*[[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|''Sonichu'' #9]]: [[Simonla]]'s screen name is &quot;DigDugette416&quot;.<br /> :*Later, on [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|''Sonichu'' #9]], [[Layla]] jokes that Simonla only needs a pump to &quot;fully dig the dug,&quot; whatever that means.<br /> *'''[[Wikipedia:Fight Club (film)|''Fight Club'']] and [[Wikipedia:Chuck Palahniuk|Chuck Palahniuk]]:'''<br /> :*[[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2|''Sonichu'' #1]]: [[Hanna]] tells Chris that she likes reading books by &quot;Chuck Pala[[duck]]&quot; [sic], who is also (according to Chris's footnote) &quot;the director of the movie &quot;Fight Club&quot; (well, maybe he believes that [[Wikipedia:David Fincher|David Fincher]] is just Chuck's alternate personality?)... Yes, &quot;Chuck Pala'''[[duck]]'''&quot;.<br /> :*If Chris has actually seen the movie, it may be the influence behind [[30 August 2009|&quot;Christopher&quot;]].<br /> *'''[[Wikipedia:Grand Theft Auto|''Grand Theft Auto'']]:''' [[Sonichu 10#Preview|''Sonichu'' #10]]: [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] orders: &quot;[[Beel]]! Prepare for Grand Theft [[Medallion of Fail|Medal]]!&quot;<br /> *'''''[[Guitar Hero]]'':'''<br /> {{incomplete}}<br /> *'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'':''' [[Sonichu 10#Preview|''Sonichu'' #10]]: For no reason at all, Sackboy appears at the bottom of the page and recites an anti-pirate advertisement for &quot;LittleBigPlanet&quot; and Chris's [[LittleBigPlanet videos#Sonichu Episode 1 LittleBIGPlanet Level|Level of Fail]].<br /> *'''[[wikipedia:My Best Friend's Wedding|''My Best Friend's Wedding'':]]''' ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' episode 12 is named &quot;My Best Friend's [[Cherokian]] Wedding.&quot;<br /> *'''[[R.L. Stine]]:'''<br /> {{incomplete}}<br /> *'''''[[Sprung]]'':''' [[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2|''Sonichu'' #1]]: Chris is shown playing ''Sprung'' on his [[Nintendo]] DS for dating tips before going on a date with [[Hanna]]. He reads the infamous &quot;So, do angels have names?&quot; compliment and notes that it &quot;sounds right.&quot;<br /> *'''[[wikipedia:Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde|''Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde'':]]''' [[Magical Man Potion]]: Chris drinks a [[Semen|magical concoction]] and transforms into an entirely different [[troll|being]], before reverting to his own self. Due to the fact that the transformation is &quot;from [[Chris|bumbling]] to [[Liquid Chris|suave]]&quot; rather than &quot;from [[Chris and religion|moral]] to [[Death threats|cruel]]&quot;, as well as the extreme unlikelihood of him knowing classical Scottish literature, he probably stole the concept from [[wikipedia:The Nutty Professor|The Nutty Professor]], a derivative work of Jekyll and Hyde.<br /> *'''[[Wikipedia:B-Daman|B-Daman]]:''' [[Sonichu 1#Episode6|''Sonichu'' #1]]: Sonic curls up into a ball and enters a pocket of whatever in Sonichu's stomach, upon which Sonichu fires him out at Metal Sonichu which also is the form of a ball. At first, this looks like a reference to balls, but upon closer inspection, it seems to be a ripoff of the Japanese Anime and Toy series B-Daman, which involves small cute robot-like characters firing balls out of their stomachs at other balls.<br /> *'''[[Wikipedia:Star Trek|''Star Trek'']]:''' Both within the comics and in his real life presentations, he uses the phrase &quot;[[Captain's Log]]&quot; a reference to the opening of most ''Star Trek'' episodes and movies. He's never seen anything of the franchise, but he felt the need to rip it off anyway. That's Chris for you.<br /> *'''[[Wikipedia:Happy Tree Friends|''Happy Tree Friends'']]''' In Sonichu 10, Chris mentions the 'Happy Tree Friends-esque' deaths of the Chaotic Combo in Asperchu, implying that he's seen the show a few times.<br /> <br /> ==The tl;dr Version==<br /> <br /> At this point, it's almost easier to list stuff that Chris ''hasn't'' ripped off.<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also:==<br /> *[[Chris and copyright]]<br /> *[[List of phrases Chris copied from media]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Lars%27_Ship_has_Sunk.MOV&diff=205548 2017-04-08T14:47:13Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Domain change.</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:TheTitanicTruth.jpg|thumb|Lars' ship sunk by the [[Monthly tugboat|tugboat]]]]<br /> <br /> '''Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[September 2010]]. Chris addresses the video to [[Jackie#Lars|Lars]], an ex-boyfriend of Chris's latest [[sweetheart]], [[Jackie]], who had been spreading a [[Nudes|nude photo of her]] around the Internet. Jackie wanted Chris to &quot;scare the crap out of Lars&quot; so that he wouldn't trouble her again.&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie Chat 2]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris proceeds to sink a [[Lego|LEGO]] boat, apparently with Lars aboard. The grand finale is Chris destroying the boat and some LEGO characters with his feet.<br /> <br /> [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] makes a rare appearance at the end; Chris later told Jackie that she was clearing out stink bugs from their filthy home.&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 16]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Of note in this video is further signs of Chris's [[Chris and health|rapid aging.]] His [[hair]]line is further back than it ever has been, though it appears Chris may have resorted to growing his hair out to hide his premature balding. However, the way it looks makes him look creepier than ever before.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Video==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Lars' Ship has Sunk<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|ytzOHArRUzA}}<br /> | stardate = 25 [[September 2010]]<br /> | subject = {{Galpals|text}}, {{Violence|text}}, {{Power|text}}<br /> | style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br /> | shirt = {{BrickFestShirt|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Song for Jackie.MOV]]<br /> | next = [[Anti Troll Movement Video1]]<br /> | saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{quote|The consequences will never be the same|Chris on breaking LEGO}}<br /> <br /> === Transcript ===<br /> <br /> [[File:Brickfest-back.jpg|thumb|These guys had no idea what was coming]]<br /> <br /> Good afternoon. This message goes out to an ex of my... dear belove- my dear beloved sweetheart's, who goes by the name of Lars. Who had a session [''[[Chris and English|means to say &quot;an obsession&quot;]]''], with...model boats! [''Presents Lego boat''] And here is a Titanic-like boat! He is piloting it! Let's see what happens to his boat! <br /> <br /> [''Moves &quot;boat&quot; down to an inverted Lego board'']<br /> <br /> [''High pitched voice''] &quot;Oh, look at me! I'm sailing in my Titanic-like boat which was originally for my girlfriend! Who is now Christian's girlfriend! And today was our anniversary! This twenty fifth of September - Oh no! What this! A ciberg!&quot;<br /> <br /> [''Wails and breaks boat apart'']<br /> [[File:Hmmodel.jpg|thumb|Right|What the video is about]]<br /> <br /> It gets better. You know what. Because... Here comes the demolition team that finds... th-the remains... of the sunken ship. [''Steps on the &quot;ship&quot;''] Boom! Boom! [''Cackles''] Oh, and here's the captain of the ship! The remains of him anyway! Peoww! [''Crushes figurine underfoot, collapsing a small pile of hoarded books and copybooks by accident, then zooms in''] [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|Weak as dirt]].<br /> <br /> [''Points upwards''] [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Jessi_Slaughter The consequences will never be the same.] Lars, [[I AM STRONG|you are no match for me and my]] [[obesity|muscles]]. [''[[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] says &quot;Hello&quot;''] <br /> <br /> [''Licks his lips as if about to speak again - video ends'']<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[New Address]]<br /> *[[Twin Falling Towers]], in which Chris mocked another tragedy<br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Song for Jackie.MOV]]|nextlink=[[Anti Troll Movement Video1]]}}<br /> {{Sweetheart Videos}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Chris-chan videos, September 2010| 2010-09-25]]<br /> [[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2010-09-25]]</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Christian_Weston_Chandler&diff=205547 2017-04-08T14:46:29Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Domain change.</p> <hr /> <div>:''This article is about Chris himself...it is his article and nothing less! For the &quot;Sonichu&quot; character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].&lt;br&gt;''<br /> :''&quot;Christian&quot; redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''<br /> <br /> {{Articleofthenow}} <br /> {{Honest}}<br /> {| class=&quot;infobox&quot; style=&quot;width: 21em; font-size: 90%;&quot;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Chandler Family<br /> |-<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot; | [[Image:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|300px]]<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Christian Weston Chandler<br /> |-<br /> | '''Legal Name'''<br /> | Christopher Weston Chandler (1982-[[Christopher's_name_change|1992]])&lt;br&gt;Christian Weston Chandler ([[Christopher's_name_change|1992]]-2016)&lt;br&gt;Christine Weston Chandler (2016-present) <br /> |-<br /> | '''Nicknames'''<br /> | Chris-chan&lt;br&gt;CWC&lt;br&gt;[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]&lt;br&gt;[[Liquid Saga|Solid Chris]]&lt;br&gt;[[Spanish|Ricardo Weston Chandler]]&lt;br&gt;[[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]]&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor]]&lt;br&gt;[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]]&lt;br&gt;[[June 2015 Facebook Posts#Wordplay|Ht Wto Hd]]&lt;br&gt;[[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWCki Forums|OPL (Our Pet Lolcow)]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Date of Birth'''<br /> | [[Birthday|24 February]] [[1982]] (age {{Age|1982|2|24}})<br /> |-<br /> | '''Gender'''<br /> | Male (1982–2011)&lt;br&gt;[[Tomgirl]] (2011-2012)&lt;br&gt;Unknown (2012-2014)&lt;br&gt;Tomgirl/[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out...kinda|Lesbian-Identified Male]] (2014-2015)&lt;br&gt;Transwoman (2015-present)<br /> |-<br /> | '''Nationality'''<br /> | [[American]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''[[Race]]'''<br /> | White (1/8th &quot;[[Cherokian]]&quot;)<br /> |-<br /> | '''Height'''<br /> | Self reported 5'10&quot; (1.78 m)&lt;ref&gt;[[Match.com#Profile text]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[The Hook Cafe#Characteristics]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | '''Weight'''<br /> | Self-reported [[WeighIn|216 lbs. (98.2 kg)]] <br /> |-<br /> | '''Parents'''<br /> | [[Bob]] (deceased)&lt;br /&gt; [[Barbara]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Education'''<br /> | [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] ([[CADD]])<br /> |-<br /> | '''Occupation(s)'''<br /> | Freelance comic book artist/writer ([[Lulu|self-published]]), video game designer (unpublished)&lt;br&gt;[[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]]) &lt;br&gt;[[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]])&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor|Male escort]] ([[2010]], unpaid)&lt;br&gt;Entrepreneur of [[Chris and business|Cwcville Shopping]] ([[2014]]-[[2016]])&lt;br&gt;[[Stephanie Bustcakes|Prostitute]] ([[2016]], unpaid)<br /> |-<br /> |}<br /> {{quote|I am the [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning]] [[autism|autistic]] person who was heavily [[stress|emotionally damaged]], [[Chris and art|artistic]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] lost with [[Chris and health|paranoia]], [[BlueSpike|deception]], [[Jack Thaddeus|blackmail]] and [[Death threats|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the hand-drawing original [[Chris and copyright|creator]] of [[sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], aka Chris&lt;ref&gt;[http://web.archive.org/web/20110804190802/http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&amp;t=57&amp;start=10 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :( ] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself (archive from 4 Aug 2011)&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> '''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' on 24 February [[1982]], and currently '''Christine Weston Chandler''') is a 35-year-old autistic [[Tomgirl Saga|transwoman]], former [[virgin with rage]], and [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of the infamous [[Sonichu]].<br /> <br /> In late [[2007]], he became [[Internet]]-famous when he caught the attention of [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Initial fascination was spurred on by his signature homemade [[Sonichu medallion]], his [[Chris and art|childlike artwork]] featuring his unoriginal Sonic recolor, and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[sign]] asking women to talk to him. His reaction to the ensuing mockery led to a spiral of ever greater scrutiny of his life, [[Chris and...|revealing more disturbing facts about him]].<br /> ==Overview==<br /> [[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of himself enjoying a soda in 2 ways.]]]]<br /> <br /> Chris is a timid, autistic, self-identified transwoman with delusional tendencies who has been allowed - by his parents, [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] - to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in his parents' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Now 35 years old, he is so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to the norms of society even as he continues to grow older and the need for independence becomes more dire as his mother's health fails. Chris regularly demonstrates having trouble with [[Chris and health#Hygiene|personal hygiene]], acceptable [[Love Quest|public]] [[Chris and the Law#2013|behavior]], recognizing when he needs to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|use the washroom]], and using his time to [[Sonic Boom Protests|contribute to society]] in any [[Chris's resume|meaningful way]]. Although the public school system forced Chris to face society, graduation has allowed Chris to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris has never held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]], or even been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. Chris has had shockingly few meaningful relationships with people in a social setting outside of his parents, although he does manage to make friends with people who share his interests in nerd and LGBT culture&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-happen-when-barb-dies.10000/page-96#post-1853572&lt;/ref&gt;.<br /> <br /> Chris is completely obsessed with his character Sonichu, to the point that he has hand-crafted several medallions in the shape of Sonichu and related characters. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[college]] graduation. At the same time, he is absolutely convinced that everyone wants to learn all about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making Sonichu games is that they're either trying to be tough negotiators, or that his chances are being ruined by trolls working in the companies. The medallion returned in [[September 2010]]. For awhile Chris had been upkeeping an eBay shop where he would make and sell these medallions, including Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and even custom character options. These were sold for 30$ a piece. After the eBay shop became a mild success he moved to Etsy, however, his laziness got the best of him and he lost the shop after nine months in business, due to failing to fulfill orders.<br /> <br /> Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced he was simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle|penis]], and he stares at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep himself straight.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris' words do not always align with his actions; he appears to be deeply insecure about his gender. He has [[recycling|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|wears a bra]], and only reins in his [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly cross-dress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproves. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgements on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seemed to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]&lt;/ref&gt; However, his homophobia didn't extend to lesbians, whom he &quot;partly encourages&quot; and is even aroused by.<br /> His adult life has, until somewhat recently, been largely defined by his goal of developing his webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' into a hit media franchise and his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a &quot;[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''his current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl&quot; to make into a &quot;[[sweetheart from the ground-up]].&quot; Nowadays, Chris has largely shelved the Sonichu comics, although the characters and world he constructed remain very much prominent in his life. Instead, he has dedicated many months to [[Sonic Boom Protests|protesting]] ([[26 December 2014|violently]]) against the new color of Sonic's arms in ''Sonic Boom'', and has sat on the fence for some time on becoming a transwoman.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> == Early life ==<br /> In 24 February 1982, Chris was born to Robert and Barbara Chandler. He was born in the [[United States]], specifically in the state of [[Virginia]], and of course, is a citizen of the US. Not much was known about Chris in his toddler years, but the signs of autism didn't creep up until he was older. At the time, he was a pretty normal kid.<br /> <br /> ===Childhood and adolescence===<br /> [[Image:Lapse.gif|left]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan...in a [[Wikipedia:Pogs|pog]] form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]<br /> <br /> Chris claims his first word, &quot;monkey&quot;, was spoken at 6 weeks old,&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot;&gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]&lt;/ref&gt; and he remains proud of this feat into his thirties regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true--the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.<br /> <br /> An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]&lt;/ref&gt; allegedly locked him in a room at an early age.&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt; Chris apparently misses the irony in the fact that he now locks himself in a room. He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism. Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. He was diagnosed as being autistic, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.&lt;ref&gt;[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]&lt;/ref&gt; <br /> <br /> During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. One day, she convinced him that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when he crawled in there to look, she locked him in,&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]&lt;/ref&gt; beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a girl--if a guy did that to him, Chris would vow vengeance).<br /> In [[1989]], noted ursine conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called him &quot;Christian&quot;, which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed.<br /> <br /> Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty&lt;ref&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]&lt;/ref&gt; and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a &quot;special school&quot;, which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was home-schooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp; Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not an elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys &amp; video games at the expense of more mature pursuits and his journey of becoming a fatass. It has led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|As a baby, he was unusually ugly.''.<br /> Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|Age 3, actually a pretty cute kid.<br /> Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu Ball]].<br /> Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous &quot;deer in headlights&quot; [[stare]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> {{collapsible<br /> |More of young Christian<br /> |&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0005-ChristopherWBigShirt.jpg<br /> Image:0006-Christopher6-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0007-Christopher12-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0010-ChristopherChristmas1.jpg<br /> Image:0013-ChristopherWFivel.jpg<br /> Image:0015-ChristopherWPillow.jpg<br /> Image:0016-ChristopherByTV.jpg<br /> Image:0017-Christopher'sFavoriteChair.jpg<br /> Image:0018-ChristopherWRootBeer1.jpg<br /> Image:0019-ChristopherWRootBeer2.jpg<br /> Image:0020-ChristopherWCar1.jpg<br /> Image:0021-ChristopherWCar2.jpg<br /> Image:0022-ChristopherWithWhat1.jpg<br /> Image:0023-ChristopherWithWhat2.jpg<br /> Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg<br /> Image:0030-ChristopherWSunglasses.jpg<br /> Image:0031-1-Chris on Pony.jpg<br /> Image:0035-ChritopherArmPaint.jpg<br /> Image:0044-YoungChristopher1.jpg<br /> Image:0047-ChristopherApr1991.jpg<br /> Image:0048-1-Sad Chris.jpg<br /> Image:0048-ChristopherSept1991.jpg<br /> Image:0049-ChristopherFacePaint.jpg<br /> Image:0059-ChristopherWBat.jpg<br /> Image:0072-Chrisian&amp;Santa.jpg<br /> Image:0076-ChristianWTrain.jpg<br /> Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg<br /> Image:0087-Christmas95-2.jpg<br /> Image:0088-Christmas95-3.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|CWC the water boy. PRO TIP: Don't drink anything from one of Chris's [[fapcup|cups]].]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]<br /> <br /> Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his &quot;[[gal pals]]&quot; and &quot;[[Joseph Herring|friend]]&quot; at school. It was at this time that he first put his &quot;creative talents&quot; to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu.&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[amnyfest ring]].<br /> Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it &quot;so hard&quot; in spite of his autism. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]&lt;/ref&gt; Evidently, this fear was unfounded.<br /> <br /> Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any aspect of his life. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-stasis]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him.<br /> {{collapsible<br /> |Chris's award-winning art work<br /> |&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|This should win a prize.<br /> Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|Not creepy.<br /> Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's Like Like.<br /> Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relaxing. Not scary at all.<br /> Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...<br /> Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this his &quot;leather face&quot;. Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.<br /> Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight - look at it and you'll want to vomit.<br /> Image:doorfish.jpg|You put this over your door to keep away would be thieves.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ===Adult Chronicles===<br /> [[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.&lt;ref&gt;[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the &quot;[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]&quot; and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.<br /> <br /> Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read &quot;I am a (variable age)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion.&quot; Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which was legally true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]]. <br /> <br /> After college, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]].<br /> <br /> [[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]<br /> In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The 2 quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her.<br /> <br /> In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.<br /> <br /> It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Discovery==<br /> {{main|2007|2008}}<br /> [[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!!!]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|Geez, when you have '''me''' facepalming at you, you have got to be pretty bad off.|[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/David_Gonterman David Gonterman] on Chris.}} <br /> <br /> Chris's rare talent (and by talent we mean pathology) was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author, and Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in October 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then.<br /> [[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]].]]<br /> <br /> Upon learning of the &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself finger-banging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.<br /> <br /> In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[fan base]] rallied to force ED to remove the &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would in turn encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses. <br /> <br /> The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of [[Laughs Under Lucricities]]. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or faggy to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.<br /> <br /> ==Chris today==<br /> {{main|2008|2009|2010|2011|2012|2013|2014|2015|2016|2017}}<br /> [[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]].]]<br /> <br /> By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, and every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as &quot;[[saga]]s&quot; such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the [[Asperchu]] Saga. All the while, the CWCki maintains a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris cannot get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.<br /> <br /> [[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]<br /> <br /> Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: his toxic Internet presence is having a detrimental effect upon his real life, and each new video he creates only makes it worse. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s.<br /> <br /> In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. However, his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he retired from YouTube. Chris later returned with new videos in [[August 2011]].<br /> <br /> [[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2011]], near the time of his father's death.]]<br /> <br /> Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris’s life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of cross-dressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full blown transvestite (or &quot;[[tomgirl]]&quot;, as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seems to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and has only gotten more extreme as of late 2014 (see below).<br /> <br /> In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with his widowed mother, who along with the [[tugboat]] is his only source of income. Since his mother is in her 70s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health is taken into account.<br /> Since Bob's death, Chris has seldom interacted with trolls, and is seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to, and has instead lapsed into deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of Bob's death, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the bellicose, [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric that the world had come to know. If one thing is certain, it is that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] are over.<br /> <br /> [[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2012]].]]<br /> <br /> In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still face felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer.<br /> [[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2013]].]]<br /> <br /> In [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true...[[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the Law|the law]].<br /> <br /> [[2013]] saw Chris's life more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he has left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Wal-Mart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the 'stress' taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and Health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being &quot;lonely&quot;. Even the &quot;gal-pals&quot; Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him - he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered them, were just as revolted by his antics as much as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.<br /> The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior. <br /> [[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin [[hair]] receding in earnest.]]<br /> <br /> At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when, in a cataclysmic display of the idiocy we've come to expect from him, Chris thought it would be a good idea to brew coffee in the bathroom of his garbage-filled house with an extension cord, leading to him [[Destruction Of Chris's House|setting his own house on fire]]. While no human was seriously harmed, one of the remaining [[Chandler cats]] died in the fire. The resulting damages forced Chris and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Almost all of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Chris's [[Megan Shrine|vast]] [[Lego|hoard]] [[Trading Cards|of]] [[DVD|stupid]] [[Kimmi|shit]]. On a sadder note, most if not all of Bob's possessions were presumably also destroyed, including his huge record collection.<br /> <br /> Since then, Chris and his mother have been having [[Chris and money|acute financial difficulties]], and Chris has spent most of the year alternating between begging and taking the odd commission to make more of his horrendous &quot;art&quot; on Facebook, or in a new display of [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]], selling autographed photos of himself on eBay (you can guess who most of his patrons are). Nonetheless, this hasn't stopped Chris from blowing literally thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]]. Naturally, his &quot;art&quot; and photographs are only really of any value to trolls, and thankfully few people have been foolish enough to give him hand-outs. Which is for the best, given that he may finally be forced to face a situation his mother can't [[Hooker incident|bail him]] [[Chris and money|out of]], and maybe, just maybe, learn something from it. [[Chris and reality|Or not]].<br /> [[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|right|Chris, in [[2015]].]]<br /> More curiously, [[Chris and reality|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own duck, in addition to his pre-existing hatred of ducks in general. <br /> <br /> In July, Chris claimed to have a [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|girlfriend]]. Needless to say, many [[Megan Schroeder|doubted it]] [[The Wallflower|would last]]. <br /> <br /> As of Halloween, Chris has been swanning around attending (and likely ruining) LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingles with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. This necessarily will result either in Chris becoming a better person or in Chris being banned and ostracized from these gatherings. If history suggests a single thing, it is that the latter scenario will occur.<br /> <br /> In early November, it was confirmed that his latest sweetheart, [[Catherine]], was yet another troll persona. This has led to an outpouring of disappointment and disgust from many of his [[CWCki Forums|unappreciated abettors]], who were hoping that, for once, Chris had got lucky. It is unclear, but likely, that she was the same woman mentioned above who was dating him in July.<br /> <br /> This glimmer of pity was extinguished in December, as Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulted an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. Only time will tell how much trouble Chris has landed himself in this time, but given his current financial status and history, it can't be good. Needless to say, Chris has no one to blame but himself for this mess, which isn't to say he won't try.<br /> <br /> In January 2015, Chris asked people to start referring him with female pronouns, and subsequently caused another ruckus at Wal-Mart. More generally, 2015 has seen Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon rodent]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He has indicated in several Facebook posts that he is still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; he has yo-yoed between wanting to remain a transvestite and wanting to transition into womanhood.<br /> <br /> [[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|left|Chris in [[2016]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris performed the sequels to some of his greatest hits in 2016.<br /> <br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> |Original <br /> |Sequel<br /> |-<br /> |[[Recycling]]<br /> |[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]<br /> |[[IMG 3207]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[Carlos Chantor]]<br /> |[[Stephanie Bustcakes]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[Un-clit]]<br /> |[[Un-clit 2.0]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> In addition:<br /> <br /> *Barb was sued by two banks, due to failure to pay over $20,000 of debt, kicking off the [[Financhu Crisis]], in which she and Chris both begged for money like jackasses, while their hoards were clearly visible behind them.<br /> <br /> *The Sellout saga was essentially concluded when Chris was [[Chris and business|banned from Etsy for failing to send orders]]. He continued to [[duck]] responsibility for his inability to put down the [[PS4]] controller long enough to slap together his preschool-level arts and crafts, choosing to blame [[Lulu]] for being &quot;[[Homos|the bugger that bit my ass bad]] and [[Lie|killed my creative groove]]&quot;.<br /> <br /> *His Oedipal complex veered into disturbing new levels when he freely announced that he [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|dreams about having sex with his mother]].<br /> <br /> *He made multiple death threats against political figures [[Donald Trump]] and Mike Pence.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Aliases==<br /> [[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|left|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian's hand drawn representation of himself.]]]]<br /> <br /> Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to &quot;Christian&quot; at the behest of the &quot;[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]&quot;. In either case, he answers to &quot;Chris&quot; and &quot;Chris-Chan&quot;. [[Autism|Unusually]], Chris will often refer to himself by his full name, or if he's feeling especially formal, &quot;Christopher Christian Weston Chandler&quot;. He is unusually proud of his initials &quot;CWC&quot; and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word &quot;quick&quot;.<br /> <br /> In May 2016, he filed for another name change to &quot;Christine Weston Chandler.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifar.ms/threads/chris-filed-for-a-legal-name-change-update-the-judgement-is-in.20763/&lt;/ref&gt; He then followed up by filing to alter the description for sex on his driver's license to female.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was &quot;Ricardo&quot;, and to this day he translates his own name to &quot;Ricardo Weston Chandler&quot; when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to his ignorance of the fact that you generally don't translate your own name when speaking in another language. At times he will literally announce himself as &quot;Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler&quot;, or variants thereof, to precisely identify himself.<br /> When Chris revealed he wanted to be referred to with feminine pronouns, he began calling himself &quot;Christine&quot;.<br /> <br /> Occasionally, Chris will use the names of his characters to refer to himself, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]].<br /> <br /> The only names commonly used to refer to Chris which he did not himself invent are &quot;Chrissy&quot; (popularized by [[Arjen Van Dierten]]) and [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] (popularized by [[Liquid Chris]]). Less notably, there is also &quot;Solid Chris&quot;, used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of a [[Metal Gear Solid|certain video game series]]. Certain A-Loggers have been known to refer to Chris as &quot;Satan's Agent On Earth&quot;.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Featured fan video==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = CWC ~ A Sad Story<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|DxAhBoYfWy4}}<br /> | Stardate = 20 November 2009<br /> | Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] - Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.<br /> * [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] - Chris's furry alter ego.<br /> * [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].<br /> * [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar]] - Chris's own CWCki account<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> {{CWCipedia}}<br /> {{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> ==External links==<br /> [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the [[Wikipedia:Internet Movie Database|Internet Movie Database]]<br /> <br /> {{Chris and|nocat=true}}<br /> {{People}}<br /> {{Timeline|nocat=true}}<br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Christian Weston}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Chris| ]]<br /> [[Category:Family Members]]<br /> [[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]<br /> [[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]<br /> [[Category:Homos]]</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_English&diff=205546 2017-04-08T14:46:02Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Domain change.</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Writing_guide.PNG|thumb|right|Chris has no idea what this is...]]<br /> [[Image:Englishfordummies.jpg|thumb|right|...nor [[Computer|this]].]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|I No Socialize Online.|Chris's strangely appropriate [[PSN]] comment.}}<br /> <br /> [[Chris]]'s '''[[Wikipedia:English language|English]] skills''', like most other things he believes he's mastered, leave much to be desired. Much of this can be attributed to his [[autism]], which often results in awkward speech patterns.&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.unstrange.com/dsm1.html Unstrange Minds :: Diagnostic Criteria for Autistic Disorder through the years]&lt;/ref&gt; He spent years of his childhood mute, and took speech therapy classes at [[James Madison University]]. Strangely, his grasp of English actually appears to have grown weaker as he's become older, presumably due to his increased isolation, which has affected his English in general. <br /> <br /> ==[[CWC-isms]]==<br /> Chris has a tendency to make up his own words for things, then use them with reckless abandon while assuming whoever is reading or listening will be able to understand exactly what he means. As such, we get terms like &quot;B-dog&quot; and &quot;[[noviophobia]]&quot;. He also tends to re-appropriate existing words and phrases, giving them new meanings based entirely on his own skewed logic. This is why, in Chris-speak, [[Semen|comeuppance]] isn't a fitting outcome for someone's deeds, and [[china]] isn't an [[Punchy Sonichu|Asian]] nation.<br /> <br /> In the case of words like the definite article &quot;da&quot;, Chris might be trying to make a pass at using slang to sound casual and relaxed, but instead, he ends up sounding like a marketing executive desperately grasping for credibility. Other famous CWC-isms like &quot;[[tobacky]]&quot;, &quot;[[niggos]]&quot;, and &quot;[[gaybian]]&quot; are the result of a different problem altogether: Chris is a manchild who can't even say out loud the names of objects or concepts which he finds repulsive. The use of these terms is a prime example of his immaturity.<br /> <br /> These CWC-isms combine with his [[Speech impediment|existing speech problems]] and his accent to form an unholy trifecta that defines his speech. With the constant stream of half-words and repetition, it is sometimes difficult to understand what exactly he is talking about. Any resemblance to actual English is tenuous at best; the words he uses are English, but the structure is far from proper. The fact that his vocabulary is a bit lacking only compounds the situation.<br /> <br /> {{quote|if I could have it my way, I'd make it [[Chris and reality|illegal and forbidden to have homo Men; women are safe]]. Also, I would have the secondary definition of the word &quot;gay&quot;, being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all instinctions [''sic''] and sayings of the word will ONLY LEGALLY be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like &quot;Deck the Halls&quot;|Chris, [[IRC (02 January 2009)]]}}<br /> <br /> As you can see in the above quote, this abuse of language isn't limited to just the commonplace CWC-isms we've come to know. &quot;Instinctions&quot; is a word Chris made up for this passage to sound fancy and smart, but instead only makes him look like he doesn't know the word &quot;instances&quot;, and that he cannot spell it. Playing fast and loose with language just further decreases the impact of whatever Chris is trying to say. Also of note is that Chris wants to make it illegal to use a word a certain way, which is staggeringly [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritical]] given that, as aforementioned, he often ascribes his own, nonsensical meanings to existing words and phrases.<br /> <br /> His own lexicon, like many other aspects of his personality, demonstrates exactly [[Chris and his Ego|how self-centered he is]]. While the whole purpose of language is to communicate thoughts and ideas to other people, he has managed to turn his vocabulary into a brick wall, by crafting a mashed-together lexicon that makes sense only to him.<br /> <br /> ==Written language==<br /> Chris's writing is a complete mess from top to bottom, to put it lightly.<br /> <br /> For starters, he doesn't understand basic syntax and semantics: he uses words in the wrong context, or as incorrect parts of speech. His grammar is also, predictably, abhorrent. For example, he refers to [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|fingering]] as &quot;outtercourse&quot;,&lt;ref&gt;[[Megan Emails, 2008#Chris thinks she was scarred because she doesn't know much about sex]]&lt;/ref&gt; which incorrectly replaces the supposed prefix ''in-'' — which leaves ''tercourse'', which is not a word at all — while the correct prefix is ''inter-'', meaning &quot;between&quot;. (Incidentally, &quot;outercourse&quot; is an actual colloquialism meaning [[wikipedia:Non-penetrative sex|dry-humping]], not fingering.) Similarly, [[Mailbag 52|the infamous stock reply used to address Mailbag entries]] includes &quot;inputed&quot; as the past participle of ''input''; the correct word is either ''input'' or ''inputted''.&lt;ref&gt;[[wiktionary:input]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris often misuses punctuation in many ways, with comedic results. In particular, he tends not to use hyphens when they're needed, but for some reason also add hyphens where they ''aren't'' needed, such as in his stock phrase &quot;[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]&quot;. Clearly he means that he wants to create a relationship from the &quot;ground up&quot;. A literal interpretation, though, means he wants to create a girlfriend from something that's been ground up--coffee, cinnamon, pepper, etc. Another prominent example is him writing &quot;rest assured&quot; as &quot;[[Twitter#17_July_2010|rest-assured]]&quot; as if it were a hyphenated phrase and not an imperative statement. <br /> <br /> Because Chris feels the need to type things precisely as he would say them, and worries that he will be misunderstood in print, he makes heavy usage of repetition and a distinctive [[BILLY MAYS|ALL CAPS]] style, comparable to the style used in comic books and graphic novels, which have no doubt influenced him. He also tends to Capitalize Words At Random, especially Nouns and those which hold Importance to the Sentence, or the ones that address Important Abstract Concepts that Chris tries to Systematically Understand on account of finding them too Complex and Mystifying, Similar to the Old Grammatical Laws of the Middle [[Pre-1980#Pre-1900|1800's]]. Also owing to his highly recitative manner of writing, he often adds letters to words to emphasize them. While this on its own is not something unique to Chris, most other people would write &quot;sooo&quot; instead of &quot;so&quot;, for example. Chris, however, would only add one &quot;o&quot; to make &quot;soo&quot;, which is rather amusing when read phonetically as it makes him sound like a stereotypical [[Tomgirl|effeminate]] [[Homos|homosexual]].<br /> <br /> {{quote|And the ONLY REASON I have not had sex yet in my lifetime WITH A WOMAN yet, is because the WHOLE TIME, I have been SHY; kept down with the Personal Fear of nearly EVERY Woman I see being Already Paired-Up with a Boyfriend.|Chris proving that he never proofreads.&lt;ref&gt;[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Homosexuality Homosexuality] on CWCipedia&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> Beyond these basic issues of grammar and capitalization, Chris's writings often lack focus. Much like a child, he has trouble concentrating on a single topic for extended periods of time, and he'll often veer off topic in order to babble about [[Random-access humor|whatever is on his mind]]. This practice of writing stream-of-consciousness style, combined with his obvious disinterest in proofreading, or otherwise checking over what he's written, inevitably results in a large number of confusing run-on sentences, and a copious amount of text in general (especially in the comics). A single sentence might cover multiple topics, often ones that don't have anything to do with the original subject matter. It doesn't help that Chris feels it's his obligation to be &quot;[[honest]]&quot;, which means that he feels the need to mention irrelevant little details, as anything less would mean he's not telling the whole truth. It gives his writing a rambling, disjointed feeling, and makes it very difficult to understand exactly what his point is.<br /> <br /> Chris has demonstrated particular ineptitude in his usage of semicolons. Semicolons are usually used to connect two independent clauses together without a conjunction, and whatever succeeds a semicolon should be pertinent to whatever immediately preceded it. Chris, however, uses them to crudely string together two (or more) tangentially-related thoughts into a sentence that is consequently incoherent to anyone and which causes confusion as to what Chris even means in the first place. Chris also frequently misuses the semicolon in character dialogue, using it where he should use a full stop (period) or something else entirely.<br /> <br /> {{quote|...while the Movie Women are &quot;Just Characters&quot;, [[Rosechu]] is playing as her own &quot;Character&quot; as well. Also, there is MORE THAN ONE Rosechu; Why do you think I've dubbed them respectively &quot;[[Bubbles Rosechu]]&quot;, &quot;[[Angelica Rosechu]]&quot;, and recently introduced, &quot;[[Lolisa Rosechu]]&quot;, of whom her Boyfriend, &quot;[[Jamsta Sonichu]]&quot;, was the one who Interviewed [[Blanca]] and her [[Jiggliami]] on Radio Station, [[KCWC]].|Chris, somehow jumping from [[White knight e-mails#September 2008 — Chris denies being fat and sexist|movies not being reality]] to his [[KCWC|imaginary radio station]].}}<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Spelling===<br /> [[Image:Schu7_Pg1_MeganEdit.JPG|thumb|right|Chris had a chance to correct this spelling mistake during a [[retcon]] of [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], but instead proved he can't spell for shit.]]<br /> <br /> It is well-known that Chris has trouble with simple spelling, as evidenced by all the &quot;''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sic sic]''&quot; tags scattered around the CWCki. Despite the myriad of other problems with Chris's writing, his poor spelling somehow manages to stand out. He has many rigid, totally consistent habits which he never corrects, such as substituting &quot;ein&quot; for &quot;eni&quot;, as in &quot;[[seinor prom|seinor]]&quot; (senior) and &quot;geinus&quot; ([[Sonichu 1|genius]]). Chris often spells difficult words phonetically, like a grade-school child still learning literacy, for example spelling &quot;caricature&quot; as &quot;characiture&quot;, rather than taking a few seconds to spell-check them in any of the dozens of programs available that would automatically correct his spelling.<br /> <br /> Long after fans discovered his comics, it was realized that the term &quot;[[Anchuent Prophecy|Anchuent]]&quot; is supposed to be a pun, and not just another instance of Chris's butchery of the English language resulting from &quot;u&quot; and &quot;i&quot; being adjacent on the QWERTY keyboard, as most had originally assumed. This largely goes to show that Chris's inability to spell correctly is so copiously evidenced that when he ''deliberately'' misspells something, it goes unnoticed for ''years''.<br /> <br /> In 2014, when he started dating the British-affiliated [[Catherine]], Chris arbitrarily began to use British spellings, especially of the word &quot;colour,&quot; since this was particularly relevant to his [[Sonic Boom Protests|protest du jour]]. By March 2015, he was still using these spellings, using the dumb excuse that he was of [[Daniel Weston|British ancestry]].<br /> <br /> ===Typos===<br /> [[Image:Sonichu_Typos.jpg|thumb|left|More perfect spelling from &lt;s&gt;Mr&lt;/s&gt; [[Tomgirl|Miss]] Chandler.]]<br /> <br /> The above spelling problem is only compounded by Chris's constant typos. The very first page of the comic contains the word [[Sonichu 0|&quot;mies&quot;]] in place of &quot;miles&quot;. And even when he edits pages that contain these mistakes and has a chance to fix them, he invariably misses them a second time, like [[Sonichu 7|&quot;dood&quot;]] instead of &quot;good&quot; in issue seven.<br /> <br /> The fact that these typos exist only goes to prove that Chris does not bother to proofread his works even a single time after completion and prior to uploading them to the Internet. And assuming that he has read his own comic at some point or another, and that someone '''must''' have drawn his attention to these mistakes at some point, the only logical conclusion is that Chris can not be bothered to go back and fix these typos even when he is aware of them.<br /> <br /> ===Definitions and Vocabulary===<br /> Chris has a very bad habit of not knowing what he's talking about, and this is readily observable in his '''vocabulary'''. Chris still believes the word &quot;[[naïve]]&quot; means stupid, and thus hates being called it. Naïve, in simple terms, means &quot;ignorance or gullibility because of a lack of experience&quot;. Therefore, this word accurately describes Chris because he doesn't do anything, and because of that he's gullible and ignorant. Another word Chris throws around with wild abandon is &quot;slander&quot;. Chris constantly calls his [[ED]] page and the [[CWCki]] slanderous. Slander is defamation. Defamation is the destruction of reputation or character through manipulation of video, photographic, and audio evidence. Libel is like slander, but is defamation through writing. <br /> <br /> There's two things wrong with Chris's use of slander. His ED page and the CWCki consist of more written material than videos, photographs and audio, so if it was anything it would be libel. The other is that the ED page and CWCki are neither slander nor libel, because nothing on them is manipulated and everything on them is [[True and Honest|true]], and backed up with evidence provided by none other than Chris himself.<br /> <br /> Related to his choice of vocabulary, Chris has an issue with using terms that, while technically meaning similar things, have different tones. This is perhaps most evident in [[Sonichu 10]], where Chris uses the term &quot;bearing false witness&quot; multiple times. In the context Chris uses the term, he's simply using it as an alternate way of saying &quot;lying&quot; or &quot;misrepresenting&quot;, as the Biblical term is often simplified when explaining the Ten Commandments to children. Chris fails to realize that the term is more or less exclusively associated with the Bible and using it when discussing himself makes the characters sound like they're referring to Chris as their god, although [[Chris and Religion#Delusions of Godhood?|this may have]] [[Ego|been intentional]]. Likewise, the Asperchu characters claim to have been forced to &quot;make a false idol of the brown-shirted one&quot; even though in Asperchu, the protagonists merely respect their creator, rather than worship him. Again, the use of Biblical terminology makes the whole thing seem even more narcissistic.<br /> <br /> ===Repetition===<br /> Chris frequently repeats himself verbatim, which does little except to gradually annoy whoever he's addressing. This is most apparent in his [[Attraction Sign]] but has cropped up in numerous other places. He frequently describes his ideal girl as a &quot;[[boyfriend-free girl]] to make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up.&quot; This clunky phrasing is reiterated in almost every iteration of the sign, both online and off. He makes copious usage of his &quot;joke&quot; that &quot;[[Dating Education|Date ed]]&quot; sounds &quot;[[Sonichu 9|dated]]&quot; and has repeatedly blamed the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]] for his woes. This repetition is not limited to his written communication; for example, he has often described his [[Bob Chandler|father]] as having &quot;starting more arguments than flies in a garbage dump,&quot; most recently in his [[Father Call|phone conversation with Kacey's father]]. During the [[2008]] election, Bob joked to Chris that Obama would paint the White House black if he was elected. Chris [[Autism|seemed to take this literally]], and years later, he still occasionally talks about the President repainting the White House.<br /> <br /> Clearly, something about these exact phrases causes Chris to reuse them over and over, verbatim, when describing the same problem in different conversations and contexts. It's tempting to just blame his autism for this repetition, which is likely a factor; however, much like his life in general, not all of his failures at communication can be the product of his autism — other possibilities include that:<br /> * Chris struggles to form sentences, and when he does so &quot;successfully&quot;, he tends to reuse what he knows is (or believes to be) a working formula.<br /> * Chris mistakenly thinks his peculiar constructions are funny and uses them to get a laugh, much like his [[Christian's sex joke|one joke]].<br /> * Chris is so lazy that he literally copy/pastes text (or simply copies in the case of non-digital media) from his earlier screeds and manifestos into his new ones.<br /> * Chris is simply so [[Things Chris has ripped off|terminally unimaginative]] that he cannot think of more than one way to express a given idea.<br /> Given what we know about Chris, any or all of the above are possibilities. A large number of the phrases that are collectively known as &quot;[[CWC-isms]]&quot; follow the above pattern.<br /> <br /> ====Piecemeal language use====<br /> Chris's phrase usage is a deep-seated issue, to the point that it's almost possible to imagine that he copies all of his phrases from ''somewhere'', even when he hasn't used the phrase previously. People usually learn idioms from other people when they hear them in an appropriate context, but though Chris may experience such a context, it'll often fly straight over his head, and accordingly he has problems fully understanding the meaning of the phrase. Like most of us, he has obviously learned some phrases from the world around him, and he ''sort of'' understands what they mean and ''sort of'' uses them in correct context. Despite this, it's as if he just learned the phrases, and, like some foreign English student, is making the first awkward steps towards using them properly. Unlike those curious foreigners, however, Chris isn't worried about getting punched in the face by the natives for abusing beloved idioms.<br /> <br /> To an outside observer, many of Chris's phrases almost always appear out of place and tacked-on. This can manifest itself in even very small examples, such as in the video title &quot;[[New Address]]&quot;; the video isn't about any sort of an address change, as the phrase was intended to imply, but rather is an ''address'' to a specific individual, and is ''newly released''. It is akin to a foreigner opening a phrase book, finding the entry &quot;New Address&quot;, and saying &quot;OK, that's probably close enough--it's got 'new' and 'address' in it.&quot;<br /> <br /> For more blatant examples, in the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], Chris continually demands &quot;Legal, Unmark[ed], Non-consecutive&quot; bills to be mailed to him. He probably thinks it's the sort of thing people ''generally'' say when they want cash mailed to them, without realizing that he has picked this expression up from crime fiction where that kind of phrase is said as part of a ransom demand. Also, when listing a hunk-of-shit TV on [[Craigslist]], he demands &quot;CASH ONLY, And Up-Front. $250 or better offer; NO HAGGLE.&quot; which doesn't apply at all to something like an old TV, and directly contradicts his very own offer. Regarding &quot;No haggle&quot; or a &quot;better offer&quot;, it's clear he has no clue what &quot;haggle&quot; even means. He most likely picked up the jargon from other entries on the site.&lt;ref&gt;See, for example, the note in ''The Big Lebowski'': &quot;WE HAVE BUNNY. GATHER ONE MILLION DOLLARS IN UNMARKED NON-CONSECUTIVE TWENTIES. AWAIT INSTRUCTIONS. NO FUNNY STUFF.&quot;&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Semantics==<br /> As demonstrated in CWC-isms above, Chris has severe problems understanding the meanings of words and just about anything even marginally abstract or metaphorical. A Facebook status reveals that, through unknown means, he has come to believe that &quot;empirical&quot; means &quot;rejecting scientific methods of knowing,&quot; which is more or less the opposite of the word's actual meaning. Since his source for this is listed as Jeremy Hilary Boob, Ph.D., a character in ''[[Wikipedia:Yellow Submarine (film)|Yellow Submarine]]'', perhaps this odd idea came from content in the Beatles Edition of ''Rock Band''.<br /> <br /> He described the word &quot;benevolent&quot; as sounding &quot;derogatory&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 5|Mailbag #5]]&lt;/ref&gt; — he might have mixed it up with &quot;belligerent&quot;, which means &quot;war-like&quot;, or &quot;malevolent&quot;, an antonym of &quot;benevolent.&quot;<br /> <br /> Years later, in 2016, Chris further demonstrated his lack of political understanding in a post on 4 December, in which he said that Trump should &quot;advocate the position, and take Pence with him, and let Hillary be President, as it should Very Well Be.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Pmurt should advocate the presidency]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris likely has the word ''advocate'' confused with ''abdicate'', which is a term he might have heard in [[Anne Boleyn|British TV shows]] - it's a term typically used in reference to a monarchy.<br /> <br /> ===Muddled-up Proverbs===<br /> A good demonstration of Chris's lack of understanding of semantics is the fact that he doesn't really understand proverbs and adages; he frequently recites them incorrectly, clearly misses the point, or [[Honor roll|takes them literally]]. When he comes up with his own, he doesn't exactly try to veil any wisdom in carefully crafted phrases.<br /> <br /> Examples of Chrisverbial Wisdom:<br /> <br /> * &quot;Those who are unable to, teach.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 4|Mumble #4]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * &quot;The shaped OBJECT is the BODY of the Item, but the STICKER is the Item's SOUL.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Download For Play Only]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * &quot;A sound thought is a good thought, unless it is a bad idea.&quot;&lt;ref name=&quot;CWCipedia past featured quotes&quot;&gt;[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Past_Featured_Quotes Past Featured Quotes] on CWCipedia&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * &quot;The pen is mightier than the sword, yet it is more permanent than a pencil.&quot;&lt;ref name=&quot;CWCipedia past featured quotes&quot;/&gt;<br /> <br /> The last example illustrates several problems: &quot;The pen is mightier than the sword&quot; (a phrase originally coined by Edward Bulwer-Lytton, the man who also coined the phrase &quot;It was a dark and stormy night&quot;) is, of course, generally regarded as a statement that words can have bigger consequences than violence. Chris doesn't understand this, and tries to somehow interpret this concretely: &quot;pen is more permanent than a pencil.&quot; It is also problematic because normally, &quot;A, yet B&quot; is usually a statement by ''contrasts'': &quot;A may be true, but a contrary example B is true as well.&quot; Still, Chris fails at explaining why it's so important that pens are more permanent than pencils, and what that has to do with the original phrase — the meaning of Chris's proverb remains unclear to all, probably including Chris himself.<br /> <br /> ===Literal Interpretation===<br /> Chris is unable to interpret the language other people use at any level other than its literal, surface meaning. He misses the deeper meanings of what others are trying to say to him, and cannot interpret abstract thought or sarcasm. This is known as concrete thought, which can be seen as a symptom of autism.<br /> <br /> ====Rhetorical comparisons and sarcasm====<br /> Chris cannot interpret rhetorical comparisons or hyperbole in general. He ignores the point the speaker is trying to make and focuses on the 'exact' meaning of the phrases they use. Examples:&lt;ref&gt;[[Father Call]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> : '''Kacey's Father:''' You know, I think the last book Kacey read was last week. And she reads books like you probably stuff candy down your throat.<br /> : '''Chris:''' Stuff... candy... don't... I stuff vegetables down my throat! I stuff green beans! I stuff broccoli! I stuff corn! I stuff carrots!<br /> : …<br /> : '''Kacey's Father:''' I don't know shit about computers and I can do that. I barely even know what a Windows is.<br /> : '''Chris:''' You barely know what a Windows is?<br /> : '''Kacey's Father:''' Don't… Don't patronize me.<br /> : '''Chris:''' I'm just trying to, I'm just trying to understand what you just said, you say you don't understand Windows?<br /> : '''Kacey's Father:''' What I'm trying to say is, I don't know shit about computers and I could figure out how to do that.<br /> <br /> In the first example, Chris clearly only hears &quot;You[…] stuff candy down your throat&quot; and interprets the negative tone as an accusation that this is a bad thing, then tries to prove that he does not, in fact, stuff ''candy'' down his throat — just healthy foods like vegetables (a blatant [[lie]], but that's beside the point). Because he's threatened, he forgets that this is used as a ''rhetorical comparison'', and thus the original point that Kacey's dad was trying to make gets lost in the sands of time. This is also one of the reasons why conversations with Chris reach complete dead ends.<br /> <br /> As the quote read in the [[04232010 - Autism Awareness &amp; Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness]] video says, autistic people are frequently unable to interpret sarcasm. Chris is no exception, and he is often unable to pick up sarcastic comments, as seen in the Guru Larry interview.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris-chan Discusses...]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ====Questions and suggestions====<br /> Chris's literal interpretation also affects how he answers questions and follows orders or suggestions. His answers to questions are always spartan with no elaboration, and cannot distinguish the implied meanings within the commands and suggestions given to him from their literal meanings. For example:&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 2#In-depth answers|Mailbag #2]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> : '''Q:''' Do you listen to any music while you draw the comics?<br /> : '''A:''' Yes.<br /> <br /> To a normal person, the question that was posed would be interpreted along the lines of &quot;What kind of music — what bands, what musical genres? If you listen to the music, why does this particular music help you draw things? If not, do you find music distracting, and why?&quot; but instead, Chris interpreted &quot;Do you listen to any music?&quot; literally as a question that can be answered &quot;yes&quot; or &quot;no&quot;. Simply put, he is unable to see ''why'' people are asking specific questions that can be answered yes or no, and unable to elaborate or give rationales for his opinions unless those things are ''specifically'' asked from him. Again, this characteristic is due to his autism, not, as is often perceived, his stupidity.<br /> <br /> Another example:&lt;ref&gt;[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|Alec Benson Leary Phone Call #8]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> : '''Alec:''' Please stop running away from me.<br /> : '''Chris:''' I'm not running away from you, I'm right here.<br /> <br /> This was in response to Chris trying to end the call after an inconvenient discussion.<br /> <br /> This also is likely to blame for Chris's second encounter with [[B-Manajerk]]. The previous day, the manager of the [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] had banned him from the store. Problem is, they were inside a [[McDonald's]] at the time, and he likely said something along the lines of &quot;Never come to this store again.&quot; Chris probably took this to mean &quot;You are banned from this specific store, the one you and I are standing in right now,&quot; and due to this misunderstanding he wound up being chased out of the Wal-Mart.<br /> <br /> ===Television jargon===<br /> In the ''Sonichu'' comic, Chris also almost consistently uses television terminology instead of comics terminology. This seems to seep into his other language use, too — he urges people to &quot;stay tuned&quot; to see new developments in his [[YouTube]] channel, for example. This on its own is innocuous, as normal people might use &quot;stay tuned&quot; in non-TV situations (and for cable/satellite TV stations, which do not have a transmission frequency), but in Chris's case, this may be an indication of a bigger issue. Chris refers to himself as &quot;Great Director Chandler&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 34#...Well, this is disturbing!|Mailbag #34, to Evan]]&lt;/ref&gt; (itself a ripoff of [[Excel Saga|Great Director Watanabe]]) and calls alternate versions of his comics &quot;director's cuts&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;[[Quizzes#Sonichu Quiz 2|''Sonichu'' Quiz #2]]&lt;/ref&gt; [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] begins with the &quot;Previously...&quot; type of recap of the end of the previous comic more usually seen in a TV series. When talking about the comic, he consistently refers to &quot;episodes&quot; rather than chapters. He has used &quot;TV-MA/TV-14/TV-Y7&quot; ratings for certain scenes&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]&lt;/ref&gt; and, when this self-imposed rating system later failed to work, he blamed the [[wikipedia: Federal Communications Commission|Federal Communications Commission]] for the messed-up ratings,&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 51#The recent explosion of pornography in TV-Y7 cartoons is not Chris's fault|Mailbag #51]]&lt;/ref&gt; even though the FCC has no authority over online or printed media. He promised a second &quot;season&quot; of the comic — apparently a &quot;reboot&quot; will commence with a &quot;clip show episode&quot; in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' 11]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 51#A reboot is scheduled|Mailbag #51]]&lt;/ref&gt; It is as if he's familiar with only one set of jargon that he then applies to all similar situations, ignoring the fact that most people speak of &quot;writers&quot; instead of &quot;directors&quot;, &quot;chapters&quot; instead of &quot;episodes&quot;, &quot;volumes&quot; instead of &quot;seasons&quot;, rate their comics with some rating system that is probably similar to, but not an ''exact duplicate'' of the one used in television — and so on.<br /> <br /> It is speculated that the use of jargon stems not from a limited vocabulary, but from Chris's belief that he is [[Chris and reality|actually directing a TV show.]]&lt;ref&gt;[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu] on CWCipedia. &quot;''For the sake of the Comic Pages, the marriage has been keep discreet during drawing, coloring and filimg[''sic''].''&quot;&lt;/ref&gt; More damningly, he once referred to the comics as an &quot;anime&quot;, with himself as director.&lt;ref&gt;[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_3/Page_9 Issue #3 Page 9]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Other strange points===<br /> Chris seems to cling to trademarks. In [[Mailbag 10|Mailbag #10]], for example, he specifically says a couple of times that he has saved material on his Memory Stick and Memory Stick Duo. Not &quot;saved on memory card&quot; or just &quot;saved&quot;; people generally don't care ''what'' you save your fanart on, as long as it's saved. Chris, however, wants to be specific: the fan material was saved on a Memory Stick Duo. In the exact same vein, in [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], he even swears with &quot;hand on My Holy New International Version Bible right now,&quot; rather than just on ''any'' old Bible he might have had lying around. This can be explained, again, by Chris's autism, where he is literally describing the specific device that he is using to save, not a generalization.<br /> <br /> He also tends to mix up similar words, for example, the time he confused [[Sonichu's Edge|free-running]] with [[wikipedia:Parkay|a brand of butter]].<br /> <br /> Chris seems to prefer referring to people using their full names; before he assumed he was female, he almost always referred to himself as &quot;Christian Weston Chandler&quot; or, God forbid, &quot;'Christopher' Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler&quot;— if he was feeling overly formal. This applies to other people, too; for example, in [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts]], he refers to most of the women by their full names. This is yet another autism-related trait.<br /> <br /> Chris also has a habit of inventing new words by muddling the tense of existing ones. This often goes along with his previously-mentioned preference for somewhat odd word choices as he tries to force words into sentences they don't belong in. A good example would be be Chris's love of the word &quot;crestfallen&quot; that came about during the [[Sonic Boom Protests]]. While the word usually exists as a adjective, Chris uses it in a baffling progressive tense &quot;to my dismay and crestfall.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==The Spoken Word==<br /> [[Image:Choicevideos.PNG|thumb|300px|Chris's spoken vocabulary.]]<br /> Chris comes off slightly better when speaking, although that's not really saying much. He claims ad nauseam [[Song of Christian|the first word]] [[Autism Tutorial|he ever spoke]] [[User:ChrisChanSonichu|was &quot;monkey&quot;]] at the age of six weeks, which is physically impossible. When he addresses the world in one of his many videos, his speech is peppered with vocalized pauses such as &quot;uh&quot;, &quot;hmm&quot;, and &quot;yeah&quot; as he struggles to find the right thing to say. He also [[Speech impediment|tends to stutter and repeat himself]].<br /> <br /> {{quote|They should have given it perfect- they should have given it five out of five stars... and ten out of ten. Between G4... tee, uh, between G4 and, uh, the [[Wikipedia:Game Informer|Game Informer]].|Chris attempting to convince people that [[Brutal Legend Plus|''Brutal Legend'']] is worthy of a perfect score.}}<br /> <br /> Chris does a better job staying on-topic when speaking than he does while writing, likely because when speaking to a camera or another person, he has a clearer idea of the point he wants to get across. Going off on rambling tangents still occasionally happens, but usually only when Chris is [[Random-access humor|trying to be funny]].<br /> <br /> {{quote|...even to make his own ass bleed. I mean, that story, it's just about as incredibly fabricated as Donna Tubb's time over at when she had to borrow [[Wikipedia:R. Kelly|R. Kelly]]'s bathroom... [[The Cleveland Show]], new episodes Sun- every Sunday on FOX.|Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|confusing humor with advertising.]]}}<br /> <br /> While Chris seems to be at least capable of coherent conversation while calm, things go downhill when he's [[Stress|upset]], [[Chris and Anger|enraged]], or [[:File:MyMindIsABlank.jpg|confused]]. In particular, his tendency to throw childlike temper tantrums has resulted in some very bizarre outbursts. When angry, Chris still retains his tendency to go off on tangents and be very proper about compulsively giving all of the [[Honest Content|relevant information]], which means that he's often unable to sum his anger up in just a few succinct words.<br /> <br /> {{quote|...SO GET IT THROUGH YOUR DAMN FUCKING SKULL AND CALL ME A REAL NAME THAT have God has been given to me and the bear at Regency Square Shopping center, during 1989, YOU DAMN MOCKING BASTARD!|Chris [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|inserting random details into a hissy fit.]]}}<br /> <br /> Interestingly, comparisons of his vocal patterns offer one of the few signs of actual development that Chris has ever displayed. Consider his earliest videos; his speech was courtly and disjointed, and delivered almost exclusively in short, monotonous bursts:<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;{{#ev:youtube|DyTRNU1ym-k}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> There are exceptions to this, but these generally consisted of [[List of phrases Chris copied from media|short phrases apparently culled from TV]] (note the change in pitch in the above video when Chris describes himself as &quot;ever so lonesome&quot;). All in all, Chris displayed all the attributes one would expect from an autistic, as well as from someone who is completely unused to talking to people.<br /> <br /> Comparisons with the present day show a marked change in Chris's manner of speech:<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;{{#ev:youtube|pCrLyR69cPM}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris may not sound any more naturalistic, but he does show more of a semantic range than he did two years ago. Clues as to why this has occurred can be found in the subject matter of the videos — Chris seems to have realized to some extent that he must engage with people on their terms in order to be taken seriously. While this may not be a massive change, it is still heartening to see that the trolling is stirring the emaciated husk of his dignity into some sort of creaking action. Who knows? In another two years he may have acquired the vocal skills of a child of kindergarten age.<br /> <br /> ===Idiosyncrasies===<br /> Chris also has a number of idiosyncrasies which appear frequently in his speech. First, the aforementioned disjointed speech patterns, which are broken up by a number of ideological phrases, which crop up with varying regularity but which sound very similar every time he uses them. Listen closely to the way he introduces himself; he is &quot;Chrishinwessonchanler. From Ruckersville Vir-''gin''-ya.&quot; Whenever Chris introduces himself, he basically repeats this exact phonetic pattern, including pauses, the rushed and garbled name, and the staccato rhythm of &quot;Virginia&quot;. This is of course explainable by his autism, but it is also related to his [[Random-access humor|sense of humor]], his [[parody|plagiarism]], and his desire for control over those whom he sees as oppressors.<br /> <br /> It may also be related to the less often seen idiosyncrasy which causes him to express disgust with a word physically. For example, in the famous [[SingStar Challenge Round 5|&quot;Smell Yo Duck&quot;]] music video, Chris first avoided saying the word &quot;dick&quot; altogether, and when forced to repeat the video, showed signs of distress bordering on illness. While this is obviously nothing more than a comical exaggeration on his part, it is notable that he should feel any particular sensation about simple words whatsoever. This reaction raises the possibility that, so long as he is not faking it altogether, Chris may be a [[Wikipedia:Synesthesia|synaesthete]]. There's also the possibility that he has a strong association with a certain word and associates guilt with it, like a child hearing a curse word. Alternatively, it is not stating the ''word'' that is disgusting to Chris, but rather the ''substance'' of the phrase, as it implies that ''he himself'' is [[homos|&quot;smelling someone's dick&quot;]], as he has no problem hurling curse words (including &quot;dick&quot;) at his enemies when in a [[Chris and anger|fit of rage]].<br /> <br /> ==Chris and profanity==<br /> : ''See also: [[Chris and censorship]]''<br /> <br /> At some point in the 2000s, Chris became an enthusiastic user of profanity and vulgar language. According to [[Mimms]], in his early days at [[The GAMe PLACe]] Chris avoided cursing, at least in public, but in more recent years he's lost almost all compunctions in this regard. His videos, blogs, and public pronouncements are full of foul language and obscene references. This is possibly part of an effort by Chris to seem more &quot;adult&quot;. <br /> <br /> He still holds back in some ways, though. In much of his writing, especially in his comics and on the [[CWCipedia]], Chris shows a strange inclination to sporadically censor himself. He regularly uses profanity in his blog entries and Mailbag responses, but the offending words are typically blotted out with asterisks: &quot;D*** that Son Of A B****, Clyde Cash,&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC Blog]], December 2009&lt;/ref&gt; for instance, or &quot;[[List_of_Sonichu_characters#Bugs_Bunny|BUGS BUNNY]] WAS NAKED; YOGI BEAR WAS NAKED; WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU?&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 39|Mailbag #39]]&lt;/ref&gt; (On occasions he varies up his censorship style. [[CWC's Diary]] repeatedly refers to [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as an &quot;XXXXX&quot;; the X's are clearly meant to stand in for &quot;bitch&quot;.) Even relatively mild words such as &quot;damn&quot; and &quot;crap&quot; get the same treatment, which was exploited to hilarious effect in the [[audiobooks]].<br /> <br /> It could be that Chris believes that most of the CWCipedia's audience is comparatively young, and therefore censors his outbursts to protect his imagined fanbase. Another, more complex theory proposes that it's a sign of Chris's stunted maturity — he wants to use profanity to signify that he's an adult, but he retains a child's guilt and uncertainty about swearing. (The same theory abounds regarding [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Daveykins David Gonterman], another angry Internet cartoonist with an incongruous tendency to censor himself.)<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[Speech Impediment]]<br /> * [[Chris's resume]]<br /> * [[The High School Story]]<br /> * [[Chris and writing]]<br /> * [[Spanish]]<br /> * Anything written on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page CWCipedia]<br /> * [[Manchester High Leaks#English|Chris's high school English homework]]<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Chris and}}</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=White_knight&diff=205545 2017-04-08T14:45:32Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Domain change.</p> <hr /> <div>{{Articleofthenow}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[Image:White knight.jpg|center]]<br /> [[Image:Jack's Knight as William Spicer.jpg|thumb|right|180px|Artist's conception.]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?|[[If You Were a Woman and I Was a Man|Bonnie Tyler]], &quot;[[Holding Out for a Hero]]&quot;}}<br /> <br /> '''White knight''' is a term used to describe someone who goes on [[the Internet]] to help or defend someone else against other people, out of [[CWC is Sad|pity or compassion]], or for [[China|ulterior motives]]. White knighting of [[Chris]] is especially prevalent because of the sheer volume of abuse he's taken ever since he found his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica ]] page, which in turn is caused by Chris's total unwillingness to heed any of his many white knights.<br /> <br /> '''Counter-trolls''' are those who take Chris's side to spite his [[trolls]]. Some do this because trolling one gullible idiot is less satisfying than trolling trolls, who actually have the ability to understand what is going on. Others have decided that Chris has jumped the shark and are trying to make everyone else leave him alone to put a stop to an old meme. Counter-trolls are not to be confused with [[anti-troll]]s, who fight trolls in order to get closer to Chris and troll him themselves.<br /> <br /> In the broader internet trolling community, a wide range of people, from neutral observers to even his greatest trolls, are accused of being white knights. This is mostly due to Chris's &quot;fans&quot; discouraging [[Weening]] and [[A-Logging]], acts which, to outside observers, could be misinterpreted as an attempt to reduce trolling. Many of these outside observers are also confused by the tendency of Chris's trolls, including his most [[Vivian Gee|prolific]] [[Clyde Cash|ones]], trying to get him to improve his life, as they don't know Chris well enough to know it's nigh impossible to get him to improve using the &quot;soft touch&quot;. So when the label &quot;white knight&quot; gets thrown around, take it with a grain of salt. <br /> <br /> A meta-topic within the broader Chris saga has been the merits of attempting to help Chris stop being a lolcow, and whether he is deserving of such assistance, or even beyond help. Once upon a time, the consensus on forums such as the talk page for Chris's ED article, [[/cwc/]], [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]], and [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]] was that Chris's [[racism]], [[Homos|homophobia]], and [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]] made him beneath contempt; and that he has consistently refused to take advice given to him in good faith.<br /> <br /> Today, however, Chris's racism and homophobia are slowly ebbing away along with his parents' influence over him, and A-Logging is no longer as fashionable as it once was. Accordingly, nowadays, opinion on the matter is somewhat divided on whether Chris is capable of improvement, although most agree that if Chris is going to improve, it will not be in any large part due to the efforts of third parties because, in the main, he is still too proud and stubborn to accept advice.<br /> <br /> Some believe that Chris is improving on his own, albeit slowly and in small increments, as seen in his gradual abandonment of his homophobia, which began with him declaring tolerance for lesbians, which he eventually extended to gay men. Others believe that Chris has not tangibly improved, that he has merely moved sideways, rather than forward. Many of these believe that Chris cannot improve, for example, his [[tugboat]], his public misadventures and the thorough documentation of his sordid dealings online make employment all but an impossibility for Chris. Many more quibble over what can be defined as Chris &quot;improving&quot;. Some have proposed that Chris improving need not necessarily mean becoming a functioning adult, which at this stage would be an uphill battle for Chris anyway. Rather, they claim that Chris is improving in that he is happier than he once was. He has found [[Impulse Gay Social Club|a new hangout]] where he stands to improve his social skills and make friends. Moreover, he has finally found a way to cash in on his e-fame, delighted his fanbase by resuming the comics ''and'' made his dreams of a Sonichu media empire a reality, albeit probably on a much smaller scale than he once envisaged.<br /> <br /> In any case, the consensus on white knights and counter-trolls has remained somewhat consistent; they are and always have been seen as wasting everyone's time by trolls and Christorians alike, who accordingly have little patience for them.<br /> <br /> ==Motives==<br /> <br /> ===Pity===<br /> Following the release of Chris's first [[nudes]] and the [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|video]] in which he reacted to the loss of his [[medallion]]s and [[Blanca]], many people, including trolls, felt sorry for him. They had not expected it to be possible for him to be trolled so hard or for him to appear so shattered.<br /> <br /> ===Empathy===<br /> The internet is full of [[autistic]] people, manchildren, and self-absorbed morons. Many of them are right here, fascinated with Chris. All of them see something of themselves in him, whether it's his [[obesity]], his all-consuming need for female companionship, or his fervent belief that his homemade comics matter. A lot of white knights have made at least some of the mistakes Chris has made and have since wised up. They think they can help improve Chris by offering the benefit of their experience.<br /> <br /> ===Circumstances beyond Chris's control===<br /> Chris fails to identify people, a possible sign of [[Wikipedia:Prosopagnosia|prosopagnosia]]. [[BlueSpike|Julie and her brother Max]] used the same voice, and yet Chris couldn't recognize that they were the same person. Pictures of different women were used to depict Blanca, and yet Chris thought they were the same person. Chris believed that pictures of [[Wikipedia:Megan Fox|Megan Fox]] were of [[Vanessa Hudgens]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Vanessa AIM Chat 9|Vanessa AIM Chat IX]]&lt;/ref&gt; In high school, Chris memorized his appearance in the mirror because he had trouble recognizing himself.&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] - [http://thedailypos.org/misc/sonichu/Issue%207/SchuComic8Page24.jpg &quot;...I had to train my brain to visually remember what I looked like...&quot;]&lt;/ref&gt; Since he's never &quot;updated&quot; his self-image, this is a possible explanation regarding why he denies being fat.<br /> <br /> Chris' autism also means that he thinks, and sees the world, in simplistic, binary terms; he cannot easily &quot;read between the lines&quot; or detect sarcasm, or practically any kind of nuance or subtlety. He interprets ''[[Family Guy]]'' as being against homosexuality.&lt;ref&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]]&lt;/ref&gt; When 2 male acquaintances exchanged sarcastic homosexual remarks, Chris concluded that they were gay.&lt;ref&gt;Anecdote by [[Mimms]].&lt;/ref&gt; It is also thought that his decision to go [[tomgirl]] was at least partially due to him taking advice to &quot;get in touch with his feminine side&quot; literally.<br /> <br /> ===The trolls are even worse people than Chris===<br /> Another frequently heard line of reasoning is that the trolls have gone way too far, and have demonstrated that they're even worse than Chris, or at least equally pathetic. For example, BlueSpike's sadistic abuse of his control over Chris [[BLUESPIKE#Encyclopedia_Dramatica_Troll_War|outraged even trolls]]. The [[JULAAAY|less sophisticated]] bulk of the trolling was the work of A-Logs and weens, who are frowned upon even by trolls, and rightfully so. And, of course, who really has no life here: Chris, or the people who [[CWCki|obsessively document and debate everything he does]]?<br /> <br /> ===For the sake of [[Barbara]]'s sanity===<br /> At this point in time it is safe to say that Chris's remaining parent has been just as fatigued as Chris by the actions of trolls. Some argue that Snorlax should not have to suffer for his wrongdoings, and therefore think that Chris should be left alone just so she can enjoy the last few years of her life in peace.<br /> <br /> ==Reasons against white knighting==<br /> ===Chris could have ended the trolling whenever he wanted to, but didn't===<br /> All Chris had to do to end the trolling was to stop responding to it. If he had taken this small step, [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] would've made his ED page and that probably would've been the end of it. The first trolls had nothing personal against Chris; they just decided he was a worthy target after reading his [[Sonichu (comic)|crappy ''Sonichu'' comics]] and seeing him go into a meltdown over his ED page. If he'd quit responding to their provocations and quit posting [[12 October 2009|videos of himself throwing tantrums]] on [[YouTube]], the trolls would have eventually just moved on to someone else. Instead, Chris tried to &quot;fight back&quot; against them, in turn revealing more and more of his personal information, until eventually the trolls knew all of his contact info and all the details of his life. <br /> <br /> That was when the trolling went past a point of no return, spilling into Chris' personal life so much that there would be absolutely no way for him to ever disassociate himself from it. Even when he was away from the computer, he would find himself subjected to trolls calling his cell phone, sending him mail, and following him around in public. While the obsessive trolling was nothing less than shitty, the fact still remains that Chris was the one who allowed them to have such control over his life; thanks to him always overreacting to every little provocation and handing over all his personal information to them.<br /> <br /> There is also the theory that Chris does things for trolls to mock him merely for the attention.<br /> <br /> ===Chris lacks empathy himself===<br /> :''See also: [[Chris and death]], [[Autism]] and [[Chris and his Ego]].''<br /> Chris cannot put himself in your shoes or accept that you have been where he is. He has no &quot;theory of mind&quot;: if you used to be as shy around women as he is today, in his mind the fact that you aren't shy anymore makes your experience inapplicable to his situation. To Chris, the fact you got over it and he hasn't yet makes the two cases entirely different. He doesn't want to solve his problems by trying what worked for you, he only wants you to pity him for having problems, until he magically dreams up [[Dating education|his own solution]]. In recent years, many have even began to opine that Chris doesn't even ''want'' help; as can be observed in his frequent outbursts on Facebook, what he really wants is to exploit his own misfortune to get pity, attention and gifts. It is also theorized that helping him is pointless because Chris is well-known for always wanting to have his cake and eat it. Even if he woke up tomorrow morning and found that all of his dreams had come true, he'd still concoct new grievances.<br /> <br /> :&lt;font color=&quot;#009900&quot;&gt;'''RocketFox:''' My father died of liver cancer and cirrohosis a day ago ;~; he drank a ton and it hurt him - I'm only 11 and I dunno what to do ;~;&lt;/font&gt;<br /> :&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' RocketFox, you will soon recover from your father's accident, I guess it is; DO NOT DRINK Alcohol yourself; STAY OFF THAT JUNK.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[IRC (16 October 2008)]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris's interpretation of the death of RocketFox's dad as an accident shows that he didn't even bother to look up what cirrhosis is. Immediately after this, he started talking about a sexy dance. And 8 months later, he was filmed enjoying some [[Long Island Iced Tea]].<br /> <br /> Chris's reactions to suicide are very telling. After hearing that he caused [[Ryan Cash]] to die, Chris marveled at the fact that he had incited suicide, right after he tried to publicly console [[Clyde Cash]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008]]&lt;/ref&gt; When he heard that he made [[Sarah May]] attempt suicide, his reasons for her to stay alive were &quot;I'd feel terrible&quot; and &quot;I'd just cry.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 8|Mumble #8]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May]]&lt;/ref&gt; When Chris broke up with [[Ivy]], he somehow concocted, in his head, an assumption that she had committed suicide. Even after having lost so many dear friends to suicide, he still had no problems telling Clyde and [[Jack Thaddeus]] to [[death threats|kill themselves]]. People who have had to deal with suicidal people, or have lost relatives or friends to suicide wouldn't exactly find this amusing.<br /> <br /> In the [[Common_Questions#22_February_2010|22 February 2010]] edition of the [[CWCipedia]]'s &quot;Common Questions&quot;, Chris listed the top ten worst things to have ever happened to him. The deaths of &quot;two True and Good Women who [he] had friendships with,&quot; [[PandaHalo]] and [[Sarah Jackson]], ranked seventh. Those tragic events ranked below getting banned from [[The GAMe PLACe]], finding out two people from said store were posting info about him on ED, and having his personal websites hacked.<br /> <br /> On 1 [[November 2009]], Chris went as far as to mock '''9/11''' (more on ''that'' video can be found in the &quot;Chris is beyond pity section&quot;).<br /> <br /> When Rashid Ali Abdul, an Iranian [[fan]], told him that her country's religious authorities sentenced her to death by beheading for reading ''Sonichu'', Chris simply said that he was &quot;sorry&quot; and that the situation was &quot;pitiful&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 8|Mailbag #8]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> While some of this can be attributed to Chris's [[autism]], a condition that often results in a lack of empathy, most autistics can at least learn how to express empathy through a combination of carefully reading the emotions of others and thinking about how a situation affects other people, but Chris refuses to seek serious counseling or psychiatric help for this sort of thing, and was clearly given little-to-no help with his autism as he grew up.<br /> <br /> ===Autism does not excuse a terrible person===<br /> Chris knows he has trouble understanding non-verbal social cues due to his autism,&lt;ref&gt;[[Quizzes#Autism Quiz]]&lt;/ref&gt; and yet he still jumps the gun on interpreting other people's intentions all the time.<br /> <br /> Autism, in and of itself, does not create a failure as massive as Chris. A majority of autistics manage to get psychiatric help for their problem and/or are able to develop social and emotional skills so they can cope with their disability and lead rewarding and rich lives. While Chris acknowledges he has a problem, he has never done anything more than see the [[Rocky Shoemaker|pastoral counselor]] at his church, who is not a professional trained in the treatment of autism spectrum disorders, and whom he eventually dismissed anyway.&lt;ref&gt;[[Vivian's AIM chat]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> After he [[26 December 2014|maced a GameStop employee and said it made him feel &quot;badass&quot;]], a deeply concerned troll going by the name Renee tried to convince him to go to see a psychiatrist. In response, Chris took this as a personal insult, and wished &quot;Renee&quot; and her boyfriend a slow demise in a house fire. Not only does this demonstrate that Chris holds his ego in higher esteem than his mental health, but it is also quite staggering that he would wish death in a fire upon someone [[Destruction Of Chris's House|''after he narrowly escaped the same fate'']]. Moreover, it is worth noting that Chris remembered that Renee had told him in the past that she already had a boyfriend. Compare his reaction to this well-meaning request from Renee, to his compliance with more bizarre requests from, say, Jackie. This shows that regardless of who you are or what you want to say, Chris only cares to listen to you if you have a [[china]] and aren't already taken.<br /> <br /> Chris is fully capable of understanding the consequences of his actions. He has a sense of morality, even if he often ignores it in favor of his own interests. He has been held accountable for his own actions in a court of law, twice (and rightfully so). His racism and chauvinism have nothing to do with his autism.<br /> <br /> ===Chris is beyond pity===<br /> [[Image:Chrischantwoface.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's mood is all over the place, even between videos posted shortly after each other. From &quot;[[Happy Sonichu Day|Thank you for your support]]&quot; to &quot;[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|Goddamn womanizing raping...trollin' stupid pickle-suited...'''nigger'''!]]&quot;]]<br /> <br /> Chris often reacts to provocation aggressively, which is quite an understandable (if not acceptable) response to trolling. However, &quot;provocation&quot; doesn't necessarily mean harassment or trolling. Merely disagreeing with Chris's opinions, asking him why he does what he does, or as evidenced above, trying to expose him to reality can provoke an attack, up to and including threats of violence and death. When Chris is annoyed, frustrated, or overcome by desire or lust, he's capable of doing [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|''unpleasant'']] things. Moreover, when Chris loses it, he doesn't think of the consequences of his actions at all, and his expressions of outrage are completely out of proportion to the provocation — often more outrageous in themselves than whatever the trolls did. Chris believes that since he is reacting to being &quot;wronged&quot; by someone else, his actions, no matter how extreme they are, are justified.<br /> <br /> Chris has [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|insulted young children]] during card games and scared some of them away from [[The GAMe PLACe]]. [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]], who frequented the now-defunct store and knew Chris in real life years before he was discovered by ED, couldn't list any redeeming qualities he possessed.<br /> <br /> Chris has sexually harassed [[Megan|two]] [[Catherine|women]] in real life. The former made it explicitly clear to him that his inappropriate touching and comments to her were unacceptable, but he continued anyway, convinced that eventually she would learn to love being molested by a mentally ill manchild and would become his [[sweetheart from the ground-up]]. He ''bragged'' to the latter about how he learned to keep his hands to himself after the fallout with Megan, then faceplanted her breasts.<br /> <br /> After Megan cut ties with Chris for uploading [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a drawing of him fingerbanging her]] to his ED page, he did not apologize,&lt;ref name=&quot;Megan Saga&quot;&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Chris-chan/Megan_Saga Megan Saga]&lt;/ref&gt; but rather explained to her (in a terribly [[naïve]] way) how a handjob works, under the misguided assumption that she merely was upset because she didn't recognize the sex act being performed, or in the hope that she would rationalize what he did on this basis. When this failed to placate her, he then had the nerve to say &quot;I am hurting SOOOOO MUCH MORE than you can be.&quot;&lt;ref name=&quot;Megan Saga&quot;/&gt; Why? Not because of the picture, but because the trolls were being mean to him. Yes, ''[[Ego|him]]''. Based on [[List of Chris's ED edits|his ED edits]], he was more concerned with people thinking he was fingering his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|imaginary twin sister]] than he was with defending Megan's honor.<br /> <br /> Years later, Chris would go so far as to totally demonize Megan for rejecting his 'good intentions', posting her address up on his [[Facebook]] profile in the hopes that trolls would find it and punish her for him. On 3 and 4 October 2013, he took this even further, posting [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Megagi_La_Skunk_agrees_that_you_should_have_never_been_born|an unbelievable multi-part tirade]] about Megan on Facebook, wherein he accused her of being the leader of a vast troll conspiracy against him and claimed to have consorted with a ''[[Chris and reality|fictional]] [[Megagi La Skunk|character]]'' Megan once made for him, who supposedly told Chris that Megan [[Sandy|should never have been born]]. As if this wasn't enough insanity on its own, Chris then went on to claim he had confiscated the [[Sailor Megtune]] superpowers he had given her in the comics, and proceeded to demand that Megan fix his entire life, or else he would sic the spirits of his deceased father and dog on her.<br /> <br /> Chris has even started up [[List of Chris's Lies|false]] [[rape]] claims against his [[Bruce Johnson|elementary school principal]]. That alone should warrant anybody to not defend him ever.<br /> <br /> After each of his online relationships ends, Chris starts looking for a new [[sweetheart]] right away, ''even if she died''. No matter the setback, his ego just keeps getting bigger.<br /> <br /> In mid-July 2009, he addressed a person named [[The July 10th Messages|&quot;SonichuIzCool&quot;]] on YouTube. SonichuIzCool is probably the ''only'' genuine fan of ''Sonichu'' discovered to date, someone who tried to defend Chris and his comic. She was also genuinely mentally disabled. In his YouTube message, Chris called her &quot;naïve and [[slow in the mind]].&quot; He told her she had to &quot;come out where [he] can meet [her].&quot; Another side of this incident is that his YouTube account had been recently hacked, and he had managed to recover it this time, thus avoiding whatever damage the trolls ''might'' have caused. Poetically, after he posted this video, he got his account suspended due to ''his own actions''. SonichuIzCool didn't step down, and responded back with a video that criticized his actions. To date, Chris has never issued a response to that, thus meaning he was dismantled by a slow-in-the-mind.<br /> <br /> On 1 November 2009, in his attempt to blackmail Clyde Cash, Chris went so far as to create a YouTube video called [[Twin Falling Towers]], wherein he ''mocks 9/11''. When feeling angry at Clyde Cash, he not only thought it would be a good idea to blackmail him, but used the ''destruction of two skyscrapers full of people after being hit by airliners full of jet fuel and terrorists'' as a metaphor for how weak he thought Clyde was. He even used his mouse cursor as a &quot;plane&quot; and made childish explosion noises. When people got angry, he tried to fix things by turning the World Trade Center towers into [[Cakefarts|cake]] candles. To the best of anyone's knowledge, Chris was never coaxed or encouraged by an outside source to use the Twin Tower images. He came up with this reprehensible idea all on his own.<br /> <br /> [[Image:MikesWedding.jpg|thumb|right|Happily forever after.]]<br /> <br /> In January 2010, a &quot;fan&quot; named Mike Jackson asked Chris for advice, whether he should [[Mailbag 31#If your kids are 16 or 17, you should watch porn with them|watch pornography with his family]] and [[Mailbag 35#In which Chris advises a father to buy his son whores|buy a prostitute for his son]], Mike Junior, or not. Chris, being such an [[Dating Education|&quot;expert&quot;]], encouraged him to do so. When &quot;Mike&quot; got back to him, the news wasn't good; Mike Jr. ran away with the prostitute, and Mike Sr. begged Chris to make a [[YouTube]] video asking his son to come home. Unfortunately, Chris was under a lot of [[stress]], and could not make the video. Chris was next contacted by Mike's &quot;wife&quot;, who told him that after discovering that Mike Jr. had married the prostitute in Las Vegas, Mike Sr. died from a sleeping pill overdose. Chris didn't even give a damn about the obituary linked by Mike's widow, offering her his infamous canned response in lieu of even pretending to give a fuck, then later responded to Mike's son's grief and anger with all of three words: [[Chris and remorse|&quot;I am sorry.&quot;]] When called out later, he denied having ever spoken to Mike, much less read his obituary. While this was all obviously trolling, Chris's nonchalant reaction to his hypothetically ruining someone's life and tearing their family apart doesn't exactly paint him in a good light.<br /> <br /> In the post [[Tomgirl_Saga| Tomgirl saga]] world of Chris some trolls have shown remorse over past trollings of Chris. Some cite Chris' new minority gender identity and his infamous autism as reasons to be more sympathetic to Chris. However, Chris has never shown respect for other transgendered people, but has been outright transphobic [[Doxing Jeff/Francine|by refusing to acknowledge their identity]] or [[I Am me; He is not| using slurs against them]]. This does not stop Chris demanding that people respect his new found gender identity without a hint of self-awareness. Chris has made it clear he doesn't have respect for others even if they share very similar problems or experiences like him. Even post tomgirl Chris has also gone on record refusing to date anyone transgendered or with autism. Chris hates those who are similar to him for bringing his insecurities and imperfections to light and will lash out at them for it.<br /> <br /> Any reason you might could find for believing you can save Chris is only fooling yourself. Chris has willfully chosen to become a leech on society and any of many people listed on this wiki who had taken pity on him. He goes from person to person and community to community only to take what ever he feels entitled to from them, and then throw a temper tantrum when they expel him for unacceptable behavior. To illustrate this point, many of the people Chris has hated the most were not trolls or cruel to him, but simply had gotten in the way of things he wanted regardless if it was intentional or not. For example, [[Wes Iseli]] for dating a girl he liked, [[Adam Stackhouse]] for winning a contest he wanted to win, or [[Mary Lee Walsh]] for prohibiting his [[attraction sign]] on campus. This is a cycle that anyone who has followed Chris' misadventures is familiar with and it is safe to say your efforts to change or help him will be no different. Chris needs professional and perhaps Institutional help. Anonymous strangers as well meaning as they may are not equipped with the proper recourses to help Chris, especially as Chris continues [[List of places that have banned Chris| to get banned throughout Charlottesville]] many times without the help of trolls or weens.<br /> <br /> ===Chris cares only for himself===<br /> Chris spends [[monthly tugboat|your tax money]] on luxuries and steals from his parents to buy [[PSN|random video games]] he'll never play, and even DLC for ''games he doesn't own''. He has the basic skills necessary to hold down a job, so long as it doesn't require him to do much interacting with other people. Programs exist specifically to find appropriate jobs for the mentally challenged, but Chris hasn't even tried since being fired from [[Wendy's]]. He's never going to get a job now, of course - what with [[Chris and the law|his various run-ins with the law]], [[List of places that have banned Chris|his growing local reputation for public tantrums and violence]], his social security, and the fact that he's in his thirties, and [[Wendy's|has only been employed for a month or so]] in his entire life, over a decade ago - but he missed a lot of opportunities while it was still possible. Had he made the right choices, he could've been on a career path and out of his ancestral cesspool by now.<br /> <br /> Further reinforcing his selfishness and laziness, Chris and his family strongly agree it's better for him to hole up in his room and get paid for doing absolutely nothing than to accept the challenge of finding gainful employment in the real world. This is based on the false assertion that Chris can earn more on disability than from a job. By taking advantage of the government through vastly exaggerated claims of [[Autism|an easily manageable illness]] which they refuse to help Chris treat, Chris's parents are assured a steady income in the form of his room-and-board payments, and don't have to worry about Chris getting in trouble with the law [[Chris and the Law|again]] when he has another breakdown in public.<br /> <br /> But just in case you needed any solid proof of Chris' outright selfishness, it basically came straight from the horse's mouth during his trial. When asked if he understood that he'll be paying his court fees:<br /> <br /> {{quote| &quot;Yes. My mother will be taking care of that.&quot; |Chris.&lt;ref&gt;[[This_is_how_the_Trial_went]]&lt;/ref&gt;}} <br /> <br /> Keep in mind that the money being used to bail him out of a mess that he caused is coming out of an ailing old widow's purse while Chris [[Chris and Money|nonchalantly throws his own money away]], as evidenced by his PSN activity mere months later. Also, in 2013, [[Facebook#I_have_had_more_freedom_when_my_father_was_alive|he further hammers this point home]] by complaining about having to take care of Barb with Bob's passing, concerned more about his free time and Michael Snyder taking his money away.<br /> <br /> ===Chris is not a good net citizen===<br /> {{quote|I will have NO DISCUSSIONS GOING ON BEHIND MY BACK ON MY OWN WEBSITE WHATSOEVER!|Chris, on reader participation via [[Twitter]].}}<br /> Chris is more concerned with spreading his own [[honest content]] than being a good net citizen. On the internet, his demeanor is comparable to that of a spammer: who cares about things like terms of service and account suspensions and masses of pissed-off people as long as his message gets through? He won't participate in the communities of the sites he posts on. This is not mere ''passivity'' in those communities, which is generally tolerable; he ''deliberately opposes'' such participation. Most people, while not bothering to contribute to communities, would at least not make deliberate efforts to hinder them. On [[deviantART]], [[YouTube]] and [[Flipnote Hatena]], he disables all comments, probably because he knew he'd not get any praise anyway, yet this ignores the fact that open commenting is part of the nature of these sites and disabling comments should be done only if it's being used for flagrant abuses of the system, like spam, excessive trolling, and votebotting. He regards YouTube purely as a video publishing venue and not as a tool for engaging in discussion with his &quot;fans&quot;. He created his [[Wikipedia]] user page purely to spread his own message, and did not come to the site to participate in building an encyclopedia. If the site owners block him, he just comes up with another account or a sockpuppet. Thoughts of apologizing, getting old accounts reinstated, or the possibility that people who block him might be trying to send him a message never cross his mind.<br /> <br /> Chris's behavior on the CWCipedia provides many more examples of his selfish attitude, such as the banner ad crisis in late 2009. He doesn't understand what it ''really'' means that the website is neither hosted nor paid for by him personally, and what sort of things the administration typically does on a website like his. He can't or won't understand simple principles like &quot;webhost's house, webhost's rules,&quot; or &quot;beggars can't be choosers,&quot; but instead believes that since the site has his name on it, it should be run according to his every demand.<br /> <br /> ===Chris will reject your advice===<br /> [[Image:0231-MrsSanfordsWiseWords.jpg|thumb|right|What are you going to tell Chris that his [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|favorite teacher]] didn't tell him 20 years ago?]]<br /> Someone [[White knight E-mails|carefully explained to Chris why he is a sexist]]. In response, Chris got angry. He is only interested in a guide on how to attract women without first making any changes to himself. Most ridiculously: he denies being [[Obesity|overweight]].<br /> <br /> If you ever get some free time, read Vivian Gee's AIM chat. Vivian actually used to be a counter-troll, and warned Chris several times that PandaHalo was a troll. Chris fell for Panda anyway. She then tried to talk some damn sense into him over AIM. But Chris proved to be so goddamn stubborn, she actually tossed the towel and became a troll out of spite. In her words: <br /> <br /> {{quote|i've tried for 3 hours now; it's like fighting a wall, i can't beat the wall no matter how hard i try.|Vivian, thoroughly summing up how it feels to try to smack some sense into Chris.}}<br /> <br /> Not only has she long since joined the troll ranks, but Chris even began [[Sign Destruction Video|berating and sending threats]] to the woman who was once his biggest defender ever.<br /> <br /> ===Chris will reject your disclosure of the truth===<br /> * [[Hanna]] was a real-life troll, and Chris fell for it.<br /> * [[Lori Lopez]] was a real-life troll, and Chris fell for it.<br /> * Blanca was the name of more than a few trolls, and Chris fell for it.<br /> * PandaHalo was a troll, and Chris fell for it, despite Vivian's warnings.&lt;ref&gt;[[Vivian Gee E-mails]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * [[Robert Simmons V]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.<br /> * [[JK Productions]] was a troll pretending to be an entire video game development company, and Chris fell for it.<br /> * Sarah May was a troll, and Chris fell for it.<br /> * [[Sarah Jackson]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.<br /> * [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.<br /> * Julie was a troll, and Chris fell for it.<br /> * Ivy was a troll, and Chris fell for it, despite warnings from the counter-troll that must not be named.<br /> * [[Vanessa Hudgens]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.<br /> * [[Emily]] was a real-life troll, and Chris fell for it.<br /> * [[Kacey]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it. She also married [[Liquid Chris]].<br /> ** [[Father Call|Kacey's dad]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.<br /> * [[Jackie]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it. [[February_2012|Twice.]]<br /> * [[Catherine]] was a real-life troll, and Chris fell for it, despite [[Anna McLerran|Anna]]'s warnings.<br /> <br /> See a pattern here? Back in the day, Chris would've simply dismissed any attempt to open his eyes to the obvious as an attempt to &quot;ruin his relationship/business partnership for the lulz&quot;.<br /> <br /> As of 2012, however, it seems that Chris has done a 180 on this, where, out of [[Autism|sheer paranoia]], he believes that anybody&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Fbp10.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; and everybody&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Fbp6.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; is a troll, even when he has no sane reason to reach that conclusion&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Koreans.PNG]]&lt;/ref&gt;.<br /> <br /> Surprisingly, even in [[2014]], it was revealed that his latest girlfriend, Catherine, was a troll construct. While [[CWCki Forums|the community observing Chris]] are [[Trolls#Today|no longer impressed]] by such [[weening]], it still shows that even after almost a decade of trolls leading him around by his [[duck]], Chris has learned absolutely nothing.<br /> <br /> ===Chris's normal life is often weirder than the trolling===<br /> Chris won't take your advice, so he will fall for trolling. Trolls do some ''bizarre'' things and Chris believes almost everything. But even if Chris had no white knights or trolls, his life would still be out of the ordinary.<br /> <br /> The things Chris achieves when left to his own devices are sometimes even more jaw-dropping than what the trolls think up. His previous brushes with [[Jerkops|authority figures]] and his [[Attraction Sign|creepy]] [[Fridays After Five|behavior]] during his outside leisure time are good examples.<br /> <br /> ===Chris asks for it, and always recovers===<br /> Hellbent on spreading his version of the truth because he's TRUE and HONEST, Chris cannot realize that his edit warring on Encyclopedia Dramatica was practically a squeal begging for more trolling.<br /> <br /> [[wiktionary:TMI|TMI]] is a tactic Chris uses that backfires without fail. Since Chris insists on revealing the most minute details of his life to everyone he meets, the trolls always get more information to fuel further acts of trolling. White knights cannot stop our hero from being honest.<br /> <br /> Chris doesn't get embarrassed either. Oh, his nudes and [[Recycling|lewd acts]] are all over the internet? No big deal! [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|All adults do that kind of thing]], so what's the problem?<br /> <br /> Chris managed to fully recover from the depressing [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|21 October 2008 video]] mentioned above (and quite quickly, too) and proceeded to fail even harder for months. Likewise, despite professing great emotional distress, he bounced back from [[CWC is Sad|the loss of Kacey]] in [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|a matter of hours]]. He even bounced back after being [[Mumble 9|verbally abused by a room of trolls]], one of whom went so far as to tell him to go kill himself. Whatever the trolls say or do to Chris, he always does or says something worse to someone else, and he always bounces back anyway, so what's the problem?<br /> <br /> [[Image:Chriscash.jpg|thumb|right|180px|True, true.]]<br /> <br /> ===Chris has made himself an outcast===<br /> High school and college are where people are given their first and often only chance to become a functioning part of society. They gave Chris an even greater chance because he's autistic. They lent him a friendly, caring hand and opened themselves to his friendship, males and females alike. And what did Chris do? He ''refused, by choice,'' to associate with anyone who wasn't [[Gal-pals|female]], [[Pedofork|young]], [[Chris and race|white]], in the [[Charlottesville]] area, and [[Barbara Chandler|willing to mother him forever more]].<br /> <br /> When [[Mary Lee Walsh|the dean]] gave him a chance to reform his behavior, he kept going with his bullshit, threw a particularly bizarre tantrum in her office, and was rightly kicked out of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] for a full year. What did he learn from that? He learned that Mary Lee Walsh was an evil hag with a personal vendetta against him. He was given ''several'' chances to learn that his loitering and soliciting were not appropriate behaviors in a public place, and what did he learn? He learned that mall cops are Jerkops, that [[Virginia is for Virgins]], and that his [[Love Quest]] was a matter of him against the world, with the world as the antagonist. After he was kicked out of The GAMe PLACe (where he was again given far more leeway than most people ever would have been given, due to Snyder's misguided pity for him), he was barred from his last hangout in Ruckersville that was still open to him.<br /> <br /> Now, it's too late for Chris. He has been offered friendship and care time and again, and every time without fail, he drives his friends away with his entitlement, his perverse, bizarre, bellicose behaviors, or his inappropriate sexual advances, or, failing that, he will dismiss them for trying to get him to improve himself or behave like a responsible adult. While he has began frequenting [[Impulse Gay Social Club]] in recent months, and could potentially make friends there, many Christorians believe it is merely a matter of time before history repeats itself and Chris alienates himself from the other regulars.<br /> <br /> Complain as he might, Chris's own actions have made him an outcast, and since he refuses to accept this, much less attempt to improve himself, an outcast he shall remain. Try as they might, neither white knights nor trolls have the power to save Chris from his delusions and cognitive dissonance, only he does.<br /> <br /> ===The stresses of white-knighting===<br /> In order to get close to Chris, white knights have to spend at least as much time and effort as trolls to keep up-to-date on his activities. Most have to lie and pretend to be a single girl to even capture his attention. This, combined with Chris's habit of pushing away anyone who tries to connect with him, is enough to make any sane non-psychologist crash into slumber.<br /> <br /> ===Chris will not even read your message===<br /> The spam filter is a powerful innovation of good ol' America Online. Any e-mails sent to his address will be left unread and deleted. Even back in the days of the [[Mailbag]], any emails submitted to it, if they even got published, would've been [[Mailbag 29|given one-word replies and ignored]].<br /> <br /> ===The trolling will not cease===<br /> Even if white knights get to Chris somehow, there is no endgame in which Chris will be free from trolls before his death.<br /> <br /> In school, Chris was trolled by his classmates. He was even trolled by one of his [[Joshua Martinez|real life friends]]. In college, he was trolled by friends who grew sick of his bullshit, and by [[Anna McLerran|girls]] [[Hannah|annoyed]] by his &quot;attraction methods&quot; and rampant, unabashed sexism. If Chris quit the Internet tomorrow, he would still be trolled by a society that refuses to tolerate ignorant manchildren flouting its rules.<br /> <br /> If everyone trying to create his next fake sweetheart suddenly got bored and quit, Chris would unconsciously attract new trolls to take their place, and we all know weens are more than willing.<br /> <br /> If Chris isn't assigned a custodian after Barbara dies, his story will probably end when he falls victim to some con artist who swindles him out of his monthly tugboat and perhaps his home. If Chris does get assigned a custodian, he will continue his antics until the custodian kicks him out or bans him from the internet. If the custodian bans Chris from the internet, that's Chris trolling himself.<br /> <br /> If Chris ends up in prison (again) he will be trolled there as well, and that's if he's lucky.<br /> <br /> If the entire world reforms and decides to leave Chris alone, his own sense of victimization will override any benefit. Consider that Chris felt persecuted simply by observing [[JERKS|males who had more success than himself]]. He regards legitimate assertions of authority as rank brutality. [[Adam Stackhouse]] managed to upset Chris to a degree that Christorians still find especially impressive, and he did it without even knowing that Chris existed at the time. Bleak as it is, unless Chris embarks on a program of radical self-improvement, and manages against the odds to shake off both his legions of abusers and seamy reputation, he will forever feel like a thoroughly-kicked autistic.<br /> <br /> ===The trolling helps Chris and, indeed, others===<br /> If Chris were just some random nobody on the Internet, he'd be doing nothing but playing vidya and occasionally drawing unsellable art until Barb died. He'd remain without social skills, a job, success or future.<br /> <br /> Instead, Chris's antics have become a cultural phenomenon that, without exaggeration, is something extraordinary, unique, and which likely won't be replicated in any shape or form for years to come. Chris has long secured his place among such luminaries as [[wikipedia:Time Cube|Gene Ray]] and [[wikipedia:John Titor|John Titor]], and unlike Gene, you can actually comprehend what Chris is saying most of the time. Chris's interactions with the world through his websites and YouTube have drawn in a considerable number of people from around the world who are participating in an unprecedented, continual piece of performance art of a kind that would have been unheard of only a few years ago. He brings entertainment to thousands of people all over Earth, an accomplishment that most could never dream of achieving--the kind of thing that would give Dane Cook a stiffy just to consider. His internet fame is actually a sort of success in its own right, and ''may'' bring him further success. There are thousands of people out there that are so fascinated by him that they study and document his life on a daily basis.<br /> <br /> One could argue that if Chris eventually &quot;retired&quot; from this comedy act by actually coming to terms with his problems, seeking professional help, and completely reforming (and selling media rights to his life's story to the highest bidder, like all sensible people would do), he could live the rest of his life secure and probably moderately well-off. The audience would give him a standing ovation for entertaining them for as long as he did, and move on to the next piece of tragicomedy brought to us by the emerging Web technologies. We have seen far more messed-up celebrity stories already; Chris's tale is at least quite different from the norm and engaging.<br /> <br /> What's more, the trolls provide him with an actual social outlet to learn and grow, even if he generally opts out of doing either. Instead of being an unemployable, fat bedroom-dweller that nobody has ever heard of, he's an internet-famous unemployable, fat bedroom dweller, and this by itself increases his chances of getting friends and a girl. He may even end up employed, too, possibly appearing in an advertisement or sponging off royalties from any biographical medium, whether it be a book, movie, or TV series. He could even [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|become the next William Hung]] if he put half an ounce of effort into it.<br /> <br /> In fact, recently, Chris seems to have latched onto the idea of monetizing his e-fame, which he has managed somewhat successfully. It started with him being paid by a Japanese noise band (albeit a really obscure one) to produce artwork for their album cover (that didn't feature Sonichu or himself for a change) in early 2015, for which he received $50. At around the same time, he started making replica [[medallions]], taking commissions, and, a little later, making custom Sonichu Amiibos, all of which sold fairly well on [[eBay]], particularly the medallions.<br /> <br /> In [[August 2015]], Chris did what no-one had thought he would - he resumed work on the Sonichu comics, asking for donations in exchange for releasing new pages, at a price of $10 per page. He even redrew some of the old comics to be a [[Chris and anger|little more]] [[Death threats|tasteful]], for example retconning the infamous gory executions of the Asperpedia Four in the original version of [[Sonichu 10]] to banishment to an Amish community and forced marriage. Many on Kiwi Farms applauded his resumption of work on the comics, a move they had long suggested. It was predicted that the comics would be a better earner for Chris than the relatively unsuccessful botched Amiibos; although no-one could have forseen [[Autism|one person paying Chris $1000]] - which translates into 100 pages worth of new Sonichu comics - meaning Chris gets money for toys, weed and hormones, while we get new content, and the pleasure of watching the fallout &lt;s&gt;if&lt;/s&gt; when Chris fails to produce that many pages. It should of course go without saying that Chris's merchandise is bought ([[Kenneth Erwin Englehardt|almost]]) exclusively by trolls, Christorians, and the rest of his &quot;fanbase&quot;, as the fragile, low-quality crap he churns out has no value to anyone else. All in all, Chris is finally cashing in on his e-fame, which may someday lead to him &quot;making peace&quot; with his tormentors, and recognizing that he has a somewhat symbiotic relationship with them. Which of course, renders white knighting essentially redundant.<br /> <br /> Another important point to remember is that Chris's perversions, flaws and constant failure have made his life into something of a cautionary tale to other autistic people, and he has inspired [[Autism#Chris and other autistics|hundreds]] of them to self-improvement. Really, no matter how dire his circumstances come to be, he's accomplishing a pretty good thing here.<br /> <br /> ===Chris treats &quot;fans&quot; and white knights like crap===<br /> If you try to white knight him, his response is merely to block you on Facebook and never respond. He accuses practically all white knights of being trolls. Quite ironic, isn't it? He screams &quot;I'M STRAIGHT!&quot; when you tell him up front that you're a guy. When you tell him his current &quot;girlfriend&quot; is actually a troll, he'll accuse you of wanting to &quot;break up the relationship for the lulz.&quot; He'll be rude, won't listen and won't read between the lines. He will always bite the hand that feeds him, so you should just let him wallow in [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO|his own self-loathing]].<br /> <br /> {{quote|Whatever.|Chris' [[Mailbag_29#Whatever|1-word response]] to a fan leaving him, a social worker concerned about the [[Chris_and_health#Living_conditions|state of his house]], and a fan concerned about [[Chandler_Cats#Kitty|one of his cats]].}}<br /> {{quote|You can go f*** yourself.|Chris' [[Mailbag_43#Go_Fuck_Yourself.2C_too.21|response]] to constructive criticism about [[Chris_and_copyright#Chris.27s_views|copyright]].}}<br /> <br /> Chris doesn't treat his so-called &quot;fans&quot; much better. Even aside from the SonichuIzCool incident mentioned above, Chris has severe problems answering questions from his fans, and will often react in a hostile manner to everything he sees as negative or offensive. His Mailbag is the most obvious example. He hates being corrected, and tenaciously clings to his misinformed beliefs; his insistence that Asperger's Syndrome and autism are unrelated is a good example of this. When, or if, he's having a good day and manages to answer questions from fans at all, he often gives them very brief, one or two word answers that do not elaborate on anything, or outright ignore parts of the question. Not only is he terse, he's also slow to act; for example, it [[Brutal Legend Plus|took him three days to realize]] that a [[Brutal Legend|video he uploaded]] had no audio on it whatsoever. He also promised that [[Sonichu Fan Promo|a spectacular fan creation]] would be officially featured in the ''Sonichu'' comic, and it ultimately was, ''over a year later''.<br /> <br /> Most webcomics have a specific schedule that they have decided to follow. Many webcomics fail to live up to them, some less, some more, some for good reasons, some have no excuse whatsoever. Chris didn't have a set schedule for the comic for the longest time, but then agreed to update the comic on a daily basis, a schedule which even the most well-funded webcomic artists would consider particularly demanding. In February and March 2010, there have been few updates to the comic. When the inevitable complaints about schedule slip started to come, Chris snapped at his fans by saying that inspiration takes its time, forgetting that it was ''he'' who decided daily updates were the way to go. As the &quot;Great Director Chandler&quot;, he could have the power to decide what schedule to follow, but instead, he chose to attack his fans.<br /> <br /> ===Chris's upbringing doesn't justify his actions===<br /> The shitty way [[Borb]] raised him may be an ''explanation'' for why Chris is so fucked up, but it's not an ''excuse''. Plenty of people have bad childhoods, and abusive or incompetent parents. However, these people don't use that as an excuse for whatever bad things they do. As these people get help and move on, Chris, on the other hand, remains dependent on the same people who screwed him up, and doesn't even try to move past his childhood. Instead, he escapes into a world of fantasy and pornography, and when confronted by reality, he will use all the mental gymnastics at his disposal to twist reality to resemble how he wants it to be. There's also the fact that [[Cole Smithey]] grew up in the same household with the same parents, and yet he lives a relatively normal life. Meanwhile, Chris behaves like an overgrown child, draws art on par with that of elementary schoolers, is chronically in trouble with the law for his persistent failure to regulate his own behavior in public, and generally is extremely antisocial.<br /> <br /> ===Chris's life would still be a disaster even if the trolls never bothered him===<br /> Today, Chris is a total human trainwreck, slowly losing the last of his sanity as each day goes by. While the systematic trolling of him throughout the last few years has doubtless contributed to his degrading mental state (especially his extreme paranoia and distrust for almost everyone), the fact still remains that his life's horrible state is mainly caused by factors outside of the internet. He would still be a lonely outcast, as his poor upbringing gave him such warped views of the world and led him to engage in such bizarre behavior that he drove away every person he tried to connect with. He would still be living in unsanitary conditions due to Barb's hoarding and the fact that his house has not been properly cleaned in the better part of a decade. He would still be banned from most of his favorite hangouts due to his loitering and hostile behavior to other patrons. Also, at the core of it all is how Chris decided that he would be better off living off government handouts while he sits around playing with toys and video games instead of getting a job and heading down a career path, which would have been his one-way ticket to escaping the cesspool that is [[14 Branchland Court]] and living a fulfilling life, not unlike that of his half-brother. Instead, he decided to remain dependent on his elderly, emotionally disturbed parents; look how well that's working out for him.<br /> <br /> True to his word, Chris all but abandoned the Internet between [[July 2012]] and [[2013]], save for sporadic ramblings on Facebook. Despite this, quite a bit was revealed about how well he was doing independent of troll influence. He [[Other_documents#Epistle_to_the_Wesley_Memorial_United_Methodist_Church|alienated himself from his church]], earning a ban from the new pastor (undoubtedly because Chris wouldn't shut the hell up about the trolls). After being banned, he even dismissed Rocky as an effective counselor (keep in mind that Rocky once bailed him out of jail, which is quite an extraordinary act of kindness, counselor or not), and went so far as to accuse [[Chris and religion|God]] of being a troll. He continues to this day to describe his life as isolated and lonely, with nobody willing to talk to him, a scenario many have tried and failed to warn him about. He even earned some ire from Anna, his biggest white knight for [[Facebook#Gay_Marriage|making anti-homosexual statements]] on his Facebook page, he even chose to argue with her instead of trying to piece together why a lesbian friend of his would find such statements offensive. As a coup de grace on all of this, Chris ended up trolling himself in the grandest fashion by revealing an [[Facebook#Imgur|Imgur account]] made of all of his previously hidden Facebook posts, despite trolls (save for the one who started it) being completely in the dark about it.<br /> <br /> Even if all of that doesn't convince you for some reason, consider this: Chris came ''this'' close to being thrown in jail on [[28 October 2011]], and it's possible he'll end up there at last with the more recent [[26 December 2014]] incident, both of which involved the assault of innocent retail workers trying to protect their customers from him. Both times, he did this on his own initiative, with no prodding from the trolls. And make no mistake, ''everyone'' was thoroughly disgusted by Chris's actions, none were eager to defend his pepper-spray assault on an innocent employee, even those who helped support his [[Sonic Boom Protests]] before.<br /> <br /> If we were to be extraordinarily generous and assume that none of the disasters which have befallen Chris since the trolling efforts began in earnest would otherwise have happened, the facts ''still'' indicate that Chris's life would have been a complete mess. Chris was discovered by the internet at large in late 2007, by which point he had already been suspended from college, and banned from the [[Fashion Square]] (twice), along with his local branches of [[Wal-Mart]] and [[Target]], only avoiding criminal charges for the ruckus he caused at the latter because the state didn't feel it was worth the effort to pursue the case. As recently as two months before the &quot;official&quot; start of the trolling of Chris, he was making death threats against Adam Stackhouse and his preteen sister, for the former's unwitting disruption of Chris's plan to lose his virginity with Megan, something that she had made clear she had no interest in doing. It may be a depressing conclusion to arrive at, but there's never been anything that anyone outside of the confines of 14 Branchland Court could have reasonably done to prevent Chris's life from being a trainwreck.<br /> <br /> ===Chris's white knights are making him worse===<br /> A quick glance at the comments on his Facebook statuses should confirm this. Even after he ''committed a felony'' by assaulting a GameStop employee with pepper spray on Boxing Day 2014, then posted a long-winded, obviously dishonest tirade painting himself as an innocent victim on Facebook, none of his white knights offered anything more than a softly-worded, mild condemnation of his behavior. [[William Elliott Waterman|Some]] avoided a direct response altogether, and made some barely relevant comment that conspicuously avoided the main point of Chris's self-serving drivel, probably a feeble and misguided attempt to defuse his [[Chris and anger|rage]].<br /> <br /> And this is how his white knights react whenever he gets angry about having to face the consequences of his own behavior. It's painfully clear to Chris's trolls and other observers that his white knights are woefully ill-equipped to deal with Chris. The reactions his tantrums garner from them clearly indicate that they remain ignorant (passively or otherwise) to facts that most learned long ago; namely, that the &quot;soft touch&quot; has never worked with Chris, and only serves to reinforce his [[Chris and reality|belief]] that [[Chris and his Ego|he should be given whatever he desires]] (he is even openly stating that he is ''entitled'' to a girlfriend), and allowed to do as he pleases, while [[Barbara Chandler|others]] shield him from the [[Chris and the Law|negative repercussions]].<br /> <br /> Chris's white knights also habitually feed Chris's belief that his trolls are subhuman bullies who simply want to see him destroyed in every conceivable way because he's such a special, brave little boy. While this is [[A-Logging|true of]] [[Weening|some]], for the most part, Chris's trolls are just as interested in seeing Chris improve himself as white knights are, if not moreso, even if many are beginning to doubt such a thing is possible. Indeed, many of the female troll personas who &quot;date&quot; or &quot;befriend&quot; Chris have tried to help him see the error of his ways and reform, and continue to do so. It is partially due to the influence of Chris's white knights, who foolishly (and often futilely) try to root out these trolls, that these attempts to help Chris never result in lasting, positive change on his part.<br /> <br /> In short, most of Chris's white knights are attention whores, sycophants or both. To these people, going on a witch-hunt for trolls is preferable to actually trying to help Chris, something which, ironically, even Chris's trolls continue to try to do.<br /> <br /> ==Examples==<br /> :''Read: [[White knight emails]]''<br /> <br /> ===White Knights on YouTube===<br /> <br /> Among the most notable of Chris's white knights was a [[YouTube]] counter-troll who claimed to be a 21 year-old Russian model named Svenka. Via her YouTube account, [http://www.youtube.com/user/hottiee96 hottiee96], she released an inordinate number of screencaps from troll conversations on [[Sonichu IRC]], including private conversations between Chris and Panda. She also released an image of the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] who would later steal Chris's first date, [[Emily]]. Were Chris less thick-skulled and even slightly willing to accept irrefutable evidence, Svenka may have made somewhat of a negative impact on the organized trolling effort against Chris, but ultimately she was ineffectual. Svenka also had a unhealthy obsession with the [[CWCville Library]]'s original curator, Arjen Van Dierten.<br /> <br /> On 6 [[May 2009]], YouTube user xThexPinchx/NorthxStar7/[http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePinchisDaBomb ThePinchisDaBomb] tried to blackmail major trolls, claiming to have information on them. He was easily called on his bluff by someone who had not trolled Chris at all.&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.youtube.com/user/softerthanhardware YouTube]&lt;/ref&gt; The Pinch has also threatened [[BlueSpike]] saying he has information from his friends, forgetting the fact that BlueSpike ''has no friends''.<br /> <br /> ===White Knights on Facebook===<br /> <br /> In recent times (since 2012), Chris has taken to using Facebook as his main means of expressing himself. Inevitably, this has not only attracted the attention of trolls, but, in 2013, a slew of White Knights as well, in particular, a [[William Elliott Waterman]], who taunted the trolls to come after him instead of Chris ('''Spoiler:''' Nobody did, because nobody actually cared what he had to say). Anna and [[Kim]] are two of the most notable ones on his friends list, both of whom try to offer constructive advice whenever Chris nosedives into a rant...when they're not busy kissing his ass, especially in the case of Anna.<br /> <br /> However, as we've come to expect of Chris, anybody who tells him something he doesn't want to hear are people that needed to be brushed off until they stop saying those mean, awful things to him. A good case in point is his [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris_Expresses_His_Outrage_for_Walmart|anger-laced tirade in September 2013, when he got thrown out of Walmart and started calling names]]. The white knights typically chimed in with their support...''until'' he revealed that he [[Chris and the law|vandalized]] an Xbox One display in the store. Several of them then told Chris that this was not right of him to do, and that the manager had every right to throw him out. His response to that?<br /> <br /> {{quote|They do not. <br /> And if they do, they are most in the wrong, [[Chris and reality|because they are most abusive and overzealous of their &quot;authoritative power&quot; that never has existed ever]].|- Chris's response to Chris Rhodes}}<br /> <br /> ===White Knights in Real Life===<br /> <br /> Aside from the most obvious example, an old classmate of Chris from [[Manchester High School]] came online and attempted to defend Chris. Once [[SheCameForCWC.jpg|certain details]] became known, however, said classmate quickly backpedaled on this once he realized that the majority of [[CWCki|what happened]] was Chris' own fault.<br /> <br /> ===TV Tropes===<br /> The TV Tropes [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/Sonichu article on ''Sonichu''] used to have a white knight message as the first text of the article, with a link back to this very page. It was eventually removed due to TV Tropes' website policy changing later on--in other words, said message would no longer be allowed on the website. The message is reproduced below:<br /> <br /> {{quote|Hey Chris! If you're reading this: you seriously need to get help from licensed professionals, before the stuff you do gets you thrown in prison or forcibly committed. And we're sorry, but you have no real fans - the people you think are your fans are really either trolls or laughing at you behind your back. Every. Last. One. Please listen to us - for once.|- Concerned tropers}}<br /> <br /> Unfortunately, the editor in question fails to realize that their message, while well intentioned, will do absolutely nothing and Chris will simply ignore it even if he does [[Mailbag 52|fully read and input it for better development. Thank you for your time.]]<br /> <br /> ==Conclusion==<br /> As good as your intentions may be, there is no conceivable way any old e-friend can reach Chris at this point and change him for the better, certainly not by continuing to ass-pat and pamper him, which is precisely what fucked him up so badly in the first place (as this wiki evidences copiously). Your efforts will unfortunately fail, and he will just brush you aside, seeing no difference between you and the trolls, for daring to tell him anything he does not want to hear. With each new incident he causes, it is increasingly obvious that little short of [[Chris and psychology|professional intervention]], the [[Chris and religion|intercession of]] [[GodJesus]], or a [[Destruction Of Chris's House|horrifyingly close brush with death]] will change him.<br /> <br /> Though the trolls have certainly tried to be a positive influence on Chris, even they are now largely admitting that Chris is well beyond our aid. They have spent years trying to pierce Chris's many insulating layers of self-deceit, egotism and sheer stubbornness. It is worth bearing in mind that it is these people, not the white knights, that are the closest thing he has to friends, and that some of them have been at this for nearly a decade. They ''know'' him, and if they can't make Chris change, what on earth makes you think you can?<br /> <br /> To conclude, with Chris's paranoia, detachment from reality, outlandish behavior and bellicosity all becoming steadily more severe, and with interventions by trolls and white knights alike failing, the best we can hope for is that Chris causes [[26 December 2014|some sort of trouble]] that leads to him receiving the help he needs.<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[A-Logging]]<br /> *[[Weening]]<br /> *[[White knight E-mails]]<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> * [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/White_knight White Knighting] article at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:Trolling]]</div>

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<p>Michaeldsuarez: Domain change.</p> <hr /> <div>{{Timelinetop<br /> |size = 100px<br /> |start = 2008<br /> |end = Ongoing}}<br /> {{protip|Stop trying to put mentions of ed.rs on this page. Only use it to replace broken ed.com links.}}<br /> {{Quote|I will see to that website's demise, or my name isn't Christian Weston Chandler.|[[Christopher Weston Chandler]]&lt;ref&gt;[[Megan emails, 2008]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> '''Encyclopedia Dramatica''' (a.k.a. '''ED''' and '''æ''') is a satirical wiki and the home to the Chris-Chan page that introduced Chris to the world at large in [[2007]] and made him a popular target for [[trolling]].<br /> <br /> ==ED discovers Chris==<br /> <br /> In late October 2007, Chris drew the attention of the folks in a forum at [[Wikipedia:Something Awful|Something Awful]], a comedy website. Shortly thereafter, the good people at [[4chan]] also trained their lasers on Chris. Topics of discussion included his [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comic]], his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|website]], and his [[MySpace]] page. [[Anna]]'s blog story, &quot;[[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]],&quot; was also uncovered. The wealth of information and its lulzworthiness prompted the Anon later known as [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] to create the original Chris-chan page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, on 3 November 2007. Within two years it underwent over 5,000 revisions and became arguably the most popular page on the site.&lt;ref&gt;[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Chris discovers ED==<br /> <br /> Almost immediately, Chris discovered his ED page, during what he called &quot;the worst weekend of my life.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris emails 2007#November]]&lt;/ref&gt; He was horrified by the explicit fan art, what he would later call &quot;Dark Parodic Shit.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Dark parodic shit]]&lt;/ref&gt; He was especially enraged by the inclusion of a recent photo of himself, surreptitiously taken at [[The Game Place]] by [[Mimms]] and uploaded to 4chan by [[Lucas]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A]]&lt;/ref&gt; &quot;A hacking terrorist group, Anonymous, and 4Chan are somehow involved in that page as well,&quot; he intoned.<br /> <br /> Chris's initial response to this character assassination was civil. He uploaded a [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|video]] on 7 November, addressed to ED, requesting that the page be removed on the grounds that it misinterpreted his noble and innocent person. Within a few days, however, he opted to take efforts to personally delete or [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|edit]] the page.<br /> <br /> After a considerable amount of bitching, Chris posted this gem on the ED talk page:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I AM ADDING THE [[Rule 34|POSITIVITY]] THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE. What I am doing is a STAND against OFFENSIVE, UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED [[Pickle|Additions]] to ANY Female Image. What I am doing is a STAND for EVERY SINGLE WOMAN Everywhere, because NO WOMAN would EVER want such a Horrific Twist of Fate. What I am doing is a STAND against the VERY THING that is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> So, Draw Breasts, [[china|Vaginas]], Uterus, Ovaries and the God-Given Eggs within them, you [[Duck|Two-Inch Short]] [[Pickle|Dick-HEADS!!!!!!!!]]<br /> <br /> Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the [[Women's Rights]], For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.<br /> <br /> P.S. [[Chris and hypocrisy|Grow a BACKBONE and GO ASK WOMEN OUT AS WELL, YOU TROLLS!]]}}<br /> <br /> Chris then returned, admitting defeat after his tard rage:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Months ago, I have found from this page being the first of a number hate against me, Christian Weston Chandler. *[[sigh]]* Among the number of you all, my name has been dragged through the mud, my e-mail and MySpace have been hacked for the e-mail information and random information that have been twisted into mockery of [[obesity|my person]], [[Chris and sex|my integrity]], [[List of Chris's lies|my honesty]], [[Ryan Cash|my compassion]], [[heart level|my heart]], [[Chris and religion|my soul]], [[autism|my being]]. Not only that, but the names of my two best gal-pals, [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]], and my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], have also been dragged through the mud of mockery along with mine. Not only were [[heart level|my feelings were hurt greatly]], but also those of [[Megan]] and [[Anna]], and a number of my acquaintances within my small social circle were shocked and terrified that such [[trolls|cruelty]], such [[pickle|mockery]], such [[homos|hatred]] was built from the number of those who have added more and more to this disgrace of a description of my [[autism|being]].<br /> <br /> For a while, I was angry and enraged, and I shoved information and drawings regretfully drawn beyond my personal boundries down the throat of the webmasters of the page, in attempt to kill the hype and hatred against me. But No More, I give up on trying to edit the page to be more positive, or to delete the page altogether.<br /> <br /> But I have ONE Question, that I put unto you all, the individuals who have taken part in creating this web page, and I would appreciate an Open, Detailed and Honest Answer from each of you in simple e-mails or reply on this discussion page.<br /> <br /> [[Frequently Asked Questions|Why do you hate me so much?]]<br /> <br /> What did I do against you to cause the hatred against me? What physical or emotional harm have I ensued unto you? Why do you hate me for being myself in this world full of people who can't help but be themselves? I've had nothing against any of you. I don't even know any of you personally, as far as I know. I have nothing that any of you have already, so Why?<br /> <br /> I leave you with that to ponder and ponder again over. <br /> <br /> Sincerely;<br /> <br /> Christian Weston Chandler.}}<br /> <br /> Trying another angle, Chris also encouraged ED to muster as his personal army to go after [[Joshua Martinez]]. Obviously, nobody did what he asked&lt;ref&gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20080227084345/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;oldid=1997409947&lt;/ref&gt; He also tried to create a page on ED for his &quot;CCWC's Fanart of Horrors&quot; (see: [[troll]] art), but a sysop immediately caught it and redirected it to an anti-Semitic template.<br /> <br /> Chris's meddling with ED was a key reason for the destruction of his relationship with [[Megan]]. On 11 [[November 2007]], in an attempt to &quot;shove so much information down their throats and drown them into taking the page down,&quot; Chris uploaded five pornographic drawings to his ED page, including the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]. When Megan found out about the drawing in [[March 2008]], it was the final straw. Chris made more furious efforts to scrub the images from ED, but to no avail. Of course, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|blamed ED for all of this]].<br /> <br /> By late summer [[2008]], Chris had largely given up on direct involvement with ED. Around the spring of [[2009]], he may have posted one or two comments on the ED talk page referring to [[Clyde Cash]]. The first is below. It was deleted fairly quickly.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the [[heart level|crestfallen emotions]], but I am moving on with my life.<br /> <br /> Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to [[troll]] me any further. [[fangs|Do you dare?]]<br /> <br /> Peace-Out, Christian Weston Chandler<br /> <br /> --ChrisChanSonichu 22:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)}}<br /> <br /> There was some dispute over it actually being Chris until he himself confirmed it in the post that followed:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Hey, [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE]], you JERK. I said &quot;IN REAL LIFE&quot;, not [[PS3|Playstation]]. Also, why don't you be the man you CLAIM to be and face me yourself? You keep sending out your prawns to do your dirty work, you coward. &gt;:-(<br /> <br /> Christian C.}}<br /> <br /> According to Clyde, the above entry was deleted after roughly a minute, probably due to Chris realizing that if he were to ever arrange to meet Clyde, he'd only send his parents anyway.<br /> <br /> ==1 April 2009==<br /> <br /> [[Image:ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|left|thumb|Screenshot of ED's front page.]]<br /> [[Image:Chris-chan ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|thumb|Screenshot of the article.]]<br /> <br /> On April Fools' Day 2009, the Chris-chan article was taken down and replaced with a message.<br /> <br /> {{quote|This afternoon, we at Encyclopædia Dramatica have independently decided to remove the Chris-chan article about Christian W. Chandler from our site. We have also removed all references that slander, vilify, demean, or are found to be overly offensive. In plain terms, this ordeal has gone on far too long and gotten far out of hand. We have unfairly focused on him to the point of intruding in his private life and causing him great personal grief, which no person should ever have to endure. This behavior is not in line with our site goals, and we never wanted something like this. Still, we must take complete responsibility for all our actions, both public and private. And that is why we are speaking to you today. But we say to you now that at no time did we ask anyone to lie, hide, or destroy evidence, or to take any other unlawful action.<br /> <br /> We know that his public comments and his silence about this matter gave a false impression. We misled people, including even his family. We deeply regret that. We can only tell you we were motivated by many factors. First, by a desire to protect himself from the embarrassment of his own conduct.<br /> <br /> He was also very concerned about protecting his family. The investigation moved on to his family and friends, then into his private life. And now the investigation itself is under investigation.<br /> <br /> This has gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people.<br /> <br /> Regardless of any public pressure to reinstate the article, it must be stressed that our intrusion on Chris' private life will cease, and we intend to reclaim his family life for his family. Even internet celebrities have private lives. It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national life. Our website has been distracted by this matter for too long, and we take responsibility for our part in all of this. That is all we can do.<br /> <br /> Now it is time -- in fact, it is past time to move on. We have important work to do -- real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.<br /> <br /> And so tonight, we ask you to turn away from the spectacle of the past two years, as we return our attention to all the challenges and all the promise of the next century.<br /> <br /> Thank you. And good night.|ED, &lt;s&gt;in a rare case of moralfaggotry&lt;/s&gt; joking.}}<br /> <br /> Not surprisingly, the page was put back up on 2 April.<br /> <br /> ==Chris and ED in Retrospect==<br /> <br /> {{quote|I do think it is a little behind [[CWCki|cwcwiki]] [sic] on a few things, though, but that is to be expected.|[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] on the ED article two years after its creation&lt;ref&gt;[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> [[Image:Drycow.PNG|thumb|Uploaded 12 December 2008, before the new comic, [[Miyamoto]] saga, and [[BlueSpike]] saga]]<br /> For several months prior to the events of the [[BlueSpike]] saga in early 2009, many thought that Chris had dried up, that Chris could go no further. The [[Blanca Weiss#FCTC|FCTC]]'s posting of new pics of Chris's bent [[duck]] in December 2008 prompted an ED admin to lock the talk page and demand satisfaction.&lt;ref&gt;&quot;MINE: What this talkpage is. If you guys continue your faggotry after this protection expires today I will lock it down longer, and then eventually permanently.&quot;--Arguecat3, now former ED sysop, 4 December 2008.<br /> <br /> &quot;I say we just delete it. Along with the archives&quot;--Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 5 December 2008.<br /> <br /> &quot;Fuck this article and it's talk page. Stupid discussions unrelated to upkeep and editing are the only thing keeping this shit interesting. You guys take this shit WAY to srsly. Find another retard to stalk fgts&quot;--Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 10 December 2008.&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> For a while, the ED page was crammed with misinformation, such as the claim that Chris had attempted to molest [[Patti]], or the idea that Ivy was really [[Kimmi|the blowup doll]]. These rumors were occasionally cleaned out, but trolls and general observers of Chris have since turned to [[CWCki]] to get a more accurate and less biased picture of Chris. TV Tropes once described the CWCki as being &quot;''more accurate and slightly more SFW''&quot; than ED.<br /> <br /> As for Chris himself, the ED page bothered him for years, and presumably still does, but he rarely mentions it anymore. An [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|entire page]] of Chris's website, established in [[December 2009]], was dedicated to &quot;correcting&quot; the evil ED article with his own True and Honest take on the situation. Naturally, it was all about how Chris isn't remotely responsible for anything he has done wrong, and how it's all the fault of his [[autism]] or those DANG DIRTY TROLLS. Gradually, however, Chris's focus on ED died down. He made occasional references,&lt;ref&gt;[[July 2012 Facebook posts#E.D. is back up]]&lt;/ref&gt; but his depression and focus on [[CWC's Hallmark Negative Life Events|other enemies]] caused his anger to flag.<br /> <br /> ED itself suffered from schism and dissention in [[April 2011]], when it was redirected to '''Oh Internet''', a more safe-for-work wiki, in an attempt to achieve the site revenue required to stay online. The site included watered-down articles about Chris and Sonichu. In October 2013, Oh Internet silently went offline. Encyclopedia Dramatica returned under several domains: .ch, .se, .es, and .rs, revived via scraping articles and images from archived websites. Going into 2017, it and the Chris-chan article are still kicking.<br /> <br /> ==Chris-chan (forum)==<br /> <br /> [[Image:Edfcwcusers.jpg|thumb|Your average Chris-chan following EDiot.]]<br /> <br /> '''Chris-chan''' was a subforum of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] forums (commonly referred to as '''EDF'''). It was created such that the talk page for the Chris-chan article could be used for its rightful purpose to discuss improving the article.<br /> <br /> Chris indicated in his 13 [[September 2009]] video that he had read the ED forums and had discovered a plan to photoshop images so they looked like they were from a Sonichu game.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris firmly believed this forum to be the main hub for trolling activity, despite other forums and websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]]) having far more significance.<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> <br /> *[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)]]<br /> *[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]<br /> *[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]<br /> *[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]<br /> *[[4-cent garbage]]<br /> *[[Chris-chan (forum)]]<br /> *[[Christian's sex joke]]<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *&lt;s&gt;[http://www.mediafire.com/?6m7hk01609e4e7k Google Cache of Chris's ED article]&lt;/s&gt; (dead link as of Jun 2014)<br /> *[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Chris-chan Archive of Chris's page on the &quot;new&quot; &quot;new&quot; ED, and the TRUE and HONEST &quot;Chris-chan&quot; article]<br /> *[http://web.archive.org/web/20090216213714/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Reldnahc Chris's ED account]<br /> *[http://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/ EDF]<br /> *[http://web.archive.org/web/20120731163509/http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan Oh Internet article (SFW!)]<br /> *[https://web.archive.org/web/20071104144918/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan Earliest archived version of the &quot;Chris-chan&quot; page on the Wayback Machine.]<br /> <br /> {{The Internet}}<br /> [[Category:Trolling]]<br /> [[Category:Websites]]<br /> [[Category: ED Saga]]<br /> [[Category:Things Chris hates]]</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Christian%27s_Update_11_September_2008&diff=205543 2017-04-08T14:41:44Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Domain change.</p> <hr /> <div>'''Christian's Update 11 September 2008''' (officially '''Christian's Update Sept. 11, 2008''').<br /> <br /> Earlier in the week of 7 September [[2008]], [[Lordsillynipples]], using a [[MySpace]] account purporting to belong to [[Blanca]], tricked Chris into taking and sending his first round of [[nudes]] to the person he thought was his [[sweetheart]]. On [[9/11]] the pictures were released to the public and the MySpace page was changed to &quot;reveal&quot; that Blanca was [[Man in the Pickle Suit|a black man in a pickle suit]].<br /> <br /> Although Chris would determine soon afterward that the pickle man was also not actually the &quot;real&quot; Blanca, at the time of this statement he was still humiliated by the leaked nudes and crushed by the apparent revelation that he had been in love with a man. The bluster of his anti-[[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] videos and the hubris of his addresses to his fanbase are gone, leaving only a boy whose [[heart level|heart]] has been shattered to 0%. Some of the language he directs toward Blanca/KawaiiKitsune is similar to his [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008|August 6th diatribe]] against [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], but all the passion has been drained away from him.<br /> <br /> Chris does find it within himself to respond to a Sonichu action figure advertisement, marking the beginning of his long conflict with [[Jimmy Hill]]. He also claims ownership of Blanca's character [[Jiggliami]] - apparently, if Blanca's not really a woman, then nobody really created the character.<br /> <br /> ==Video==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Christian's Update Sept. 11, 2008<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|K-1JPVHb6H0}}<br /> | stardate = 11 [[September 2008]]<br /> | subject = {{Galpals|text}}<br /> | style = {{Tragedy|text}}<br /> | saga = {{Blanca|text}}; {{Hill|text}}<br /> | shirt = {{BlueRedSleeveRugby|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_August_28th,_2008#Part_2|Sonichu Game Talk]]<br /> | next = [[Christian's_Update_13_September_2008#Watch|Christian's Update Sept. 13, 2008]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{quote|For God's sake, stay away from that ED page.}}<br /> <br /> === Transcript ===<br /> <br /> An official update.<br /> <br /> You know who I am… but right now—at the moment, I'm upset. And sad. [''sighs'']<br /> <br /> The featured friend that I have, uh, recently given a s-- guest spot in the p-- in the, uh, co—in the, uh, comic—in the [[Sonichu 7|seventh comic book]]? Turns out that woman was a… fake… [[troll]]. [''sighs''] And, well, she - rather, ''he'' - tricked me into… revealing… some… ''adult''-type stuff. I was tricked. I was betrayed. So… Kawa—so, the one that—so, [[YouTube]] member “KawaiiKitsune”… the—yeah. [[YouTube]] p-- people: destroy that account, because… that person does—that… person does not—is not who… he claims to be. Uhhh… sorry, [[Robert Simmons V|Bob]]. You l-- you gave me a bad lead, but hey - it's not your fault.<br /> <br /> Also, on another note, uh, I noticed that, uh… I have taken the notice of the, uh, recent… ''ad'' in the vide—in the s-- video game magazine or comic book somewhere. I don't-- I'm not exactly sure where… about merchandise. I did ''not''-- I have not ever - up to this point - authorized any distribution… or advertisement… of any [[Sonichu]] merchandise. So, the ad there? That is a fake. Boycott that at all costs. And for God's sake, stay away from [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Chris-chan that Encyclopedia Dramatica page]… unless you've already seen it. Those of you who haven't, stay away from ther—stay away from that website.<br /> <br /> Good day.<br /> <br /> [jump cut]<br /> <br /> Also, at, uh, this point… I will, uh, claim Jiggliami as my own from this point on. And, uh, Blanca character I associated with her in the drawing… well… she'll be like a character in the [[CWCville|city]], but she's not gonna be a… ''active'' character. But Jiggliami… I'll be claiming her as my own from this point on.<br /> <br /> Good day.<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Sonichu Game Talk]]|nextlink=[[Christian's Update 13 September 2008]]|}}<br /> <br /> {{Captain's Log}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Captain's log entries| 2008-09-11]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Chris-chan videos, September 2008| 11]]<br /> [[Category:ED Saga videos| 2008-09-11]]<br /> [[Category:Jimmy Hill Saga videos| 2008-09-11]]<br /> [[Category:Blanca Saga videos| 2008-09-11]]</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Masturbating_and_squirtin%27&diff=205542 2017-04-08T14:41:09Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Domain change.</p> <hr /> <div>{{honest}}<br /> {{quote|Every Person is Doing it!! Aahhhhhhhh...Relief... :)|Chris [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|during his editing sessions on ED.]]}}<br /> <br /> '''Masturbating and squirtin'''' refers to [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris's]] notorious response on 4 November [[2007]] to the fanart [[Evan]] culled from [[4chan]] and mailed to Chris. It highlighted his intense [[Homos|homophobia]], [[ego|arrogance]], and [[naive|naïveté]]. Trolls also noted that he took no offense to the accusations of [[racism]]. Evan immediately posted Chris's reply to 4chan, which promptly lost its shit. Further correspondence only introduced the internet to other facets of his insanity. From here on out the trolling would never stop. This dialogue was among the earliest constituents to Chris's new [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page. All images can be found in the gallery.<br /> <br /> Evan sent Chris the following on 3 November 2007:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|<br /> <br /> This is some fanart of Sonichu my friends and I have drawn. I hope you enjoy it!<br /> <br /> [schu girlfriend auditions.jpg - An image of a happy, cartoonish Chris sitting at a table with two signs, one saying &quot;GIRLFRIEND AUDITIONS&quot; and the other saying &quot;NO DARKIES&quot;.]<br /> <br /> [sonichu rule 34.PNG - A comic in which Chris whines to Sonichu about not having a girlfriend. Sonichu feels sad for Chris, and gives Chris a peck on the cheek. Chris is shocked, but Sonichu hushes Chris and says, &quot;We need this.&quot; In the last panel, Sonichu is fucking Chris in the ass, the latter excited beyond belief about finally losing his virginity and soon getting to brag about it on [[YouTube]].]<br /> <br /> [sonichu rule 34 2.jpg - A picture of Sonichu masturbating while saying &quot;NO DARKIES, JERKOP!&quot;. Credits are listed as 'Bui Anon, © Anon 2007']<br /> <br /> [sonichu fanart.gif - Chris and another [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Blazesonic Sonic-Pikachu hybrid] waving their fists and glaring at each other.]}}<br /> <br /> Chris responded:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|<br /> CWCSonichu to [Evan]<br /> <br /> Thank you for your fanart contributions. In constructive criticism, I like the one with me and the &quot;Girlfriend Auditions,&quot; as well as my glaring in the eyes of the blue guy.<br /> <br /> But I AM FEELING GREAT DETEST TOWARDS THE OTHER TWO; Sonichu and I are NOT of that nature at all!!!!! If you would like to make it up to me, though, please draw a strip of Rosechu stripping for Sonichu, and have him f*** her, and draw Rosechu '''masturbating and squirtin'''' [emphasis added].<br /> <br /> [[Homo|I AM STRAIGHT, DAMN IT!!!!]] I WILL NOT BE VEERED IN ANY OTHER DISGUSTINGLY GROTESQUE DIRECTION!!!!<br /> <br /> Again, MOST Nasty Fanarts ARE NOT APPRECIATED AT ALL; please feel free to share that quote with the rest of the fans.<br /> <br /> Sincerely;<br /> Christian Weston Chandler.<br /> <br /> [Chris included a picture in the email of himself and Sonichu looking angry. Sonichu appears to be waving his hand awkwardly.]<br /> <br /> We're Keeping Track.}}<br /> <br /> Evan bowed to Chris's request:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|<br /> I'm very sorry I disappointed you, Chris-Chan. I drew what you wished.<br /> <br /> [Evan included a comic featuring [[Rosechu]] with a giant squirtin' penis.]}}<br /> <br /> Evan followed this up with more fanart:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|<br /> Oh, and here's more art from more of my friends. I didn't draw any of this stuff, though, so if you don't like it, I have no guilt!<br /> <br /> [Evan included four drawings, including depictions of more Rosechu penis and a naked [[Mary Lee Walsh]]].}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|<br /> Alright, I have one last batch of fanart! I'm sorry to send so many to you, but my friends are really eager to share it all. I hope you enjoy!<br /> <br /> [Evan appended five more drawings, with more dickgirl Rosechu and a parody of [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]]].}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|<br /> CWCSonichu to [Evan]<br /> <br /> Thank You Very MUCH!!! You just saved me a lot of trouble on sorting out the pics from the hellish embelishment of my person that I am certain you are in on.<br /> <br /> [Chris included a link to the &quot;Chris-chan&quot; page on ED]}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|<br /> [Evan] to CWCSonichu<br /> <br /> What! What a horrible page. I'm sorry!<br /> <br /> I must wonder how they got pictures of our e-mails! I hope no one's hacking my e-mail account...}}<br /> <br /> Chris responded in fury:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|<br /> &quot;CWCSonichu@aol.com&quot; to [Evan]<br /> <br /> Do me a favor, draw a VAGINA on my Rosechu; Rosechu IS A GIRL; SHE NEVER HAD A FREAKIN' [[Pickle|PICKLE]]!!!! IF I SEE ONE MORE FREAKIN' PICKLE, AND YOU MAY SPREAD THIS QUOTE TO OTHER ADULT FAN ARTISTS, I WILL CREATE '''YOU''' IN [[Soul Calibur|SOUL CALIBUR]] III AND BEAT '''YOU''' UP LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!!!}}<br /> <br /> Evan simply posted:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|<br /> Uh oh.<br /> <br /> [This came with a drawing of Rosechu holding a pickle and saying, &quot;I wish pickles could masturbate and squirt.&quot; Cartoon Evan replies, &quot;Fudge, you're going to beat me up in SC now, aren't you? I shouldn't have let our souls get fiercely entangled.&quot;]}}<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:Chrisreply1evan.png|Evan's original email and Chris's reply.<br /> File:Detailsonichurule34.png|A larger view of Evan's second comic.<br /> File:SonchuRosechuzappinandsquirtin.png|Evan's response to Chris's request.<br /> File:Chrischan reply 3.PNG|More fanart, unfortunately censored.<br /> File:Chrischan reply 4 jpeg.jpg|The last batch of fanart, again with censorship.<br /> Image:Chrisreplyevan2.PNG<br /> Image:Chrisreply3.PNG<br /> File:Chrischan reply 7.PNG|Evan's eventual response to the whole issue.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[4-cent_garbage.com]]<br /> * [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]<br /> * [[Evan]]<br /> * [[Mass debating]]<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> * [https://web.archive.org/web/20071113023441/http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=7656940&amp;x=sonichu+response| 4chan's response to the correspondence.]<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> {{Emails}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Trolling]]<br /> [[Category:E-mails]]</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=A-Logs&diff=205541 2017-04-08T14:39:59Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Domain change.</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:A_Log.jpg|thumb|240px|The original A-Log in all his glory.]]<br /> [[File:A-Logging in nutshell.jpg|thumb|A-Logging in a nutshell. You don't even need to watch the video in question; the title and thumbnail are enough.]]<br /> [[File:ILoveRobotR34AndMeNotBeingChrisCompletelyJustifiesIt.jpg|thumb|&quot;Hey, at least it's not Chris-Chan doing it.&quot;]]<br /> <br /> {{Articleofthenow}}<br /> {{Protip|This article is about the term &quot;A-Logging&quot;, not about Anthony LoGatto himself. Information on the latter should go to his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page.}}<br /> {{quote|What Saddam did in the [[Father Call|Gulf War]] was potatoes to what [[Chris]] has done.|A-Log providing a helpful example of A-Logging.}}<br /> <br /> '''A-Logging''' is a term used to describe one expressing disproportionate levels of hatred for Chris, often including wishing him physical harm, usually for perceived &quot;crimes&quot; that Chris is &quot;guilty&quot; of. The people who do this are known as '''A-Logs''', and are considered at the other end of the spectrum from [[white knight]]s; where white knights try to defend Chris from [[trolls]] and help him to improve his situation, A-Logs hold the belief that Chris is deserving of whatever scorn and harm he is subjected to, and then some. A-Logs are sometimes interchangeably referred to as [[weens]], as many A-Logs also tend to be weens and vice-versa, although weening has a different meaning to A-Logging, namely unfunny or failed attempts at trolling Chris. While once fashionable, A-Logging has become associated with people trying to &quot;trollshield&quot; themselves, like the original A-Log, and therefore is looked down upon by Christorians.<br /> <br /> The term originates from '''Anthony &quot;A-Log&quot; LoGatto''', a [[YouTube]]r who is known for making commentaries on Chris, which are often considered to be the worst ever made. Commentaries are meant to refute bad points and offer opinions on an opposing view; what A-Log did was make videos where he reacted to Chris, pointed out the obvious, and went on about how Chris is an awful person (and how he, A-Log, is better) who needs to have harm inflicted upon him. However, A-Log's monomania led trolls to wonder what he was trying to hide, leading to them doing a bit of research on him. The result was that A-Log became known as &quot;Chris-Chan 2.0&quot; because, as it happened, he had several faults similar to Chris himself, and could be considered worse than Chris. Among other things, he is a furry, has made terrible erotic fanfiction, is doing a laughable college radio show (from which he was almost fired after being caught [[Mass debating|watching]] [[Bob Walks In|porn]] in the studio), did some awkward interviews at WolfDork.com, was the subject of a leaked video of him doing a painfully bad stand-up routine, and much, much more. Ultimately, A-Log became subject to trolling himself, and is the inspiration for this very term. At one point, A-Log even received his own wiki called the &quot;Logattopedia&quot;, which was relatively short-lived and unpopular. He also spawned the phrase &quot;Hi, A-Log!&quot;, used to mock A-Logs.<br /> <br /> ==Features of A-Logging==<br /> There are a few qualities which are common in A-Logs, and many of them can be seen in the original A-Log's commentaries.<br /> <br /> ===Justifications for trolling Chris===<br /> Some would argue that it is sinister and just plain wrong to mock a mentally deficient person such as Chris. A-Logs therefore try to justify trolling him by arguing that, regardless of his [[autism]] and other undiagnosed problems, he has shown that he is a bad person who &quot;deserves&quot; to be trolled. Many A-Logs are themselves autistic, and they can often be heard making arguments along the lines of Chris &quot;giving autistics a bad name.&quot; Others will appeal to his many instances of bigotry (most of them debatable) as reasons to troll Chris. By establishing that Chris is a bad person, it seems to justify that Chris not only deserves the treatment he currently receives, but also deserves physical and/or psychological harm inflicted on him.<br /> <br /> While Chris has done some horrible things, including [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Megagi_La_Skunk_agrees_that_you_should_have_never_been_born|cursing his former friend Megan Schroeder for trolling him]] (which of course, she didn't) and [[28 October 2011|hitting Michael Snyder with his car]], it is still somewhat ironic that A-Logs think the best recourse is to wish him death and curse him back. Not to mention, they tend to ignore the factors that led Chris to behave in this way--unsurprisingly, unbridled malevolence is never one of them, as discussed in further detail below.<br /> <br /> ===Trollshielding===<br /> Often times, people who A-Log Chris do so to &quot;[https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Troll_Shielding trollshield]&quot;, that is, to avoid becoming subject to trolling themselves. Like A-Log himself, they tend to have many traits in common with Chris; they generally have an autism spectrum disorder, still live with their parents well into adulthood, are unemployed and/or are living off welfare, are sexually frustrated virgins, have trouble socializing and forming relationships, or are fixated on cartoons, toys and other things that most people their age would have little interest in beyond their nostalgic value. Some perhaps have even more faults than Chris, especially bizarre fetishes, as seen in the case of A-Log himself. However, A-Logs will argue that at least they are &quot;not like Chris&quot; and are fervent in their vitriolic condemnations of Chris so that people don't troll them instead. More often than not, as in the case of the original A-Log, this backfires and they find themselves becoming the subject of trolling.<br /> <br /> ==Arguments against A-Logging==<br /> While Chris is far from perfect, it is generally accepted that calling for him to be harmed or abused like A-Logs do merely legitimizes Chris's sense of victimization, and makes the A-Logs themselves look sociopathic and unbalanced.<br /> <br /> ===Chris is not Hitler===<br /> While the [[CWCki]] certainly doesn't vindicate any of the bad or stupid things Chris has done, what A-Logs ''must'' understand is that Chris, while he may not exactly be a likable person, isn't guilty of &quot;crimes&quot; that must be punished with violence or abuse. We really shouldn't need to point out that Chris being compared to people like Saddam Hussein and Adolf Hitler is at best hyperbolic, and at worst, utter insanity. Hitler was responsible for the death of nearly 11 million civilians during World War II.&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/Holocaust/36qs.html 36 Questions &amp; Answers About the Holocaust]&lt;/ref&gt; Hussein actively persecuted and murdered almost 200,000 Kurds and Shiite Muslims.&lt;ref&gt;[http://civilliberty.about.com/od/internationalhumanrights/p/saddam_hussein.htm]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris's antics hardly compare to the atrocities committed by two feared and reviled dictators; he's just a gullible idiot who spends his time trying to hit on women (very badly) and make them his [[sweetheart]]s, [[Tomgirl|crossdressing]] and playing [[vidya]].<br /> <br /> While he ''is'' quite prone to [[rage]] and has a noted tendency to wish [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|very unpleasant]] [[death threats|things]] on those who wrong him, it should be plain to see that he is simply too lazy, weak, cowardly and incompetent to actually carry out whatever he threatens. After all, do you really think a man who [[Don't Mess With Me|took 20 seconds to open a Swiss Army knife]] is capable of killing anyone? Plus, there's only [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris's Attitude at the GAMe PLACe|one extant account]] of him even getting close to fighting someone, and in that instance, he pussied out, so it seems that even Chris himself knows that there could only be [[Kick the Autistic|one outcome]] if he ever tried to get violent with anyone. Moreover, when taking Chris's childlike mental state into account, it's also quite possible he doesn't fully understand the gravity of what he wishes upon people when making death threats, especially when he's blinded by anger.<br /> <br /> Chris is also known to exact violent retribution from those who have wronged him in his fictional works, which A-Logs tend to use as evidence of him being evil or psychopathic. For example, he is known to have beaten up representations of his real-life enemies in ''[[Soul Calibur]]'', and subjected some of them to particularly gruesome deaths in the ''[[Sonichu 8|Sonichu]]'' [[Sonichu 10|comics]]. However, not only are these gory episodes in [[CWCville]] isolated incidents, but again, one must remember that he is resorting to this because he is sensible enough to realize that he could not do this in real life, due to his own weakness and because he knows he'll be punished for it, which is, in itself, an encouraging sign. Moreover, even if this were taken to be evidence of a violent streak, it does not merit abuse or punishment because obviously, he hasn't actually hurt anyone except an NPC in ''Soul Calibur''. While violent fantasies like these ''do'' merit anger management classes and/or a few sessions with a psychiatrist, they are ''not'' a green light for A-Logs to demonize Chris; he's mentally ill, and as such needs help, not hate. In addition, while acting out violence in fictional settings is more common among autistic people, it isn't uncommon in the population as a whole; many people find escapism in doing so.<br /> <br /> Even compared to many other infamous Internet personalities, Chris is actually fairly benign. While many A-Logs tend to justify their actions by arguing Chris could someday act on his fantasies and commit violence or even rape, they tend to forget about people who have actually done those things. For perspective, fellow lolcow [https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Vade Vade] is widely believed to have intentionally caused her boyfriend to commit suicide in order to gain sympathy on Tumblr. She then used this sympathy to build a sizable legion of followers who would spam any Tumblr user Vade deemed offensive or unworthy, for a time she practically ruled the site like a micro-dictatorship. Yet for some reason countless A-Logs direct their scorn at Chris even though his purported violent and authoritarian fantasies have remained exactly that.<br /> <br /> A-Logs also tend to turn to the [[October 2011]] [[GAMe PLACe]] incident to try and portray Chris as a truly violent individual. More likely than not, Chris's actions on that day were the result of his mother's influence, his non-existent driving skills, and sheer blind panic rather than outright malevolence.&lt;ref&gt;[[28 October 2011#Email?|&quot;Mom took the wheel&quot;]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[DayOut|Chris exhibits poor judgement while driving]]&lt;/ref&gt; Likewise, Chris's decision to visit a local [[GameStop]] despite being banned [[26 December 2014|and subsequent macing of an employee]] who tried to get him to leave were not the product of malevolence on Chris's part. It was caused by Chris's [[Chris and reality|assumption]] that he would be allowed in because he was [[Honor roll|in disguise]], and [[Ego|because he]] [[Autism|had decided]] that his ban didn't apply because he was there to buy, not to [[Sonic Boom Protests|vandalize merchandise]], which had got him banned in the first place. Additionally, the leaked video of the incident shows Chris merely spraying at the employee's shirt rather than his face, which lends credence to Chris's own account that he was simply issuing a warning shot in case the employee tried to detain him, or merely spraying in his general direction as a parting &quot;fuck you&quot; to the staff [[Tomgirl|in an attempt to look sassy]], not trying to actually harm the man. All in all, the GameStop incident was caused not by a violent streak, but rather by Chris's persistent habit of trying to circumnavigate rules when they inconvenience him, and his tendency to forget the consequences of his actions.<br /> <br /> ===There's no legal defense over attacking Chris for real===<br /> Perhaps the best reason against A-Logging is the legal liability (i.e. being charged with and possibly convicted for stalking, terroristic threats, assault, or a myriad of other possible charges). Whatever feelings you may have against Chris, there is no legal defense for taking the law into your own hands, and chances are you will end up with a life-changing felony conviction. In addition to this, part of the charm of watching Chris is in his eternal rage over a nonexistent enemy. Committing actual violence would only legitimize Chris's victim complex, and likewise would, in such a circumstance, make ''you'' the villain.<br /> <br /> ===Chris's beliefs are simply ignorant, not supremacist===<br /> While Chris has held some politically incorrect, even bigoted opinions in the past, they hardly seem to suggest Chris is an amoral monster. One must consider that Chris was raised by and has spent his entire life around [[Borb|2 elderly, disturbed rednecks]]. Of ''course'' he has socially unacceptable beliefs on controversial topics such as race and sexuality--they were given to him by people whose every word he has unquestioningly accepted since he was young.<br /> <br /> Aside from this, Chris's discomfort around black people likely has more to do with [[Bob]]'s influence and his own failure to understand social norms. Chris simply doesn't understand that one does not announce to the world one is discomforted by African-Americans; this is far from the outright ideology of white supremacy that your average neo-Nazi would have. Chris has no history of actually going out and lynching blacks or other minorities that discomfort him. Chris's notable offenses have been applying stereotypes to and picking on the black kids who defeated him in [[TCGs]] at the GAMe PLACe, as well as using &quot;Jew&quot; as a pejorative against [[Michael Snyder]], who Chris inaccurately thinks is Jewish, and taking photos of an elderly black woman who was giving him &quot;a hard time&quot; and putting it on Facebook without her permission. One of Chris's grievances, if you can call it that, is that non-white women don't fit his ideal vision of a [[sweetheart]], which he constantly fails to properly articulate; it is entirely possible for a non-racist white man to not be sexually attracted to non-white women. Chris has also used the racial slur of &quot;nigger&quot; in a few of his means of communication, though he shows some degree of reservation where he uses this word. During the [[Lars Call]], Chris showed great apprehension towards using the word &quot;nigga&quot; and only did so when Lars gave him implicit permission. One of the most famous instances of Chris's use of the word &quot;nigger&quot; is in his video confronting [[Surfshack Tito]] on his trolling efforts.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb#Video|On camera use of the word &quot;nigger&quot;]]&lt;/ref&gt; In this video, Chris's racism is often found humorous as Tito is Hawaiian, not black. Moreover, Chris's usage of the word in [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]] is the result of it being an adaptation of a song from the racially-charged show ''[[Adult Swim|The Boondocks]]'', and pure laziness to change every racist part in the song to homophobic parts. When one examines Chris's use of the word, he does not show any understanding of the complexity, history, proper context, or underlying implications of the slur.&lt;ref&gt;[[Surfshack Tito E-mails|Chris's liberal use of &quot;nigger&quot;]]&lt;/ref&gt; He simply repeats it blindly as he knows that it is edgy and offensive to black people.<br /> <br /> In regards to his homophobia, while his reasons are ill-informed at best, again, Bob is the likely source of Chris's dislike of homosexuals,&lt;ref&gt;[[Matthew Noble call#Transcript|&quot;[...]conspired together with a couple of other people- kids there that I think were gay[...]&quot;]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|&quot;[...]and my father threw the damned &quot;fag&quot; card at me.&quot;]]&lt;/ref&gt; not to mention the fact that Chris has had very little friendly interaction with ''anyone'', never mind true homosexuals. It is also worth noting that trolls are at least partially to blame for his hatred of homosexuals, as they would often pretend to be homosexuals, or spam his websites with homoerotic images, to get under his skin, not to mention that they often pretended to be black for the same reasons. As a result, Chris, in his autism, began to believe that all trolls are gay black men, thus cementing his disdain for both homosexuals and black people, as he thought they were responsible for the trolling he was subject to. A-Logs also like to appeal to his attempts to &quot;cure all the homos&quot; with a vaccine made with his blood in the comics as proof positive of his homophobia. While this may be so, it is often seen as unintentionally funny by Christorians--not only because it shows his ignorance of science, but also because vaccines are made with dead cells infected with the disease they are curing--meaning that Chris unknowingly implied that he was gay. In short, Chris is ''not'' the Westboro Baptist Church--he doesn't go around picketing the funerals of dead gays, nor is he head of a power-lobbying group against LGBT individuals in Washington. He's just a redneck who's too indoctrinated by his parents and unused to minorities, or the concept of people being different to him, to know better.<br /> <br /> It is also worth noting that with Bob gone, and [[Barb]] soon to follow, Chris has begun to emerge from his parents' influence, and has back-pedalled on his bigotry towards minorities. In particular, Chris has begun to express his desire to become a lesbian transwoman, and has accordingly publicly apologized for his old bigotry towards homosexuals, first on Facebook, and later [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|in a YouTube video]], and he has become a staunch supporter of LGBTIQ rights. He has even been attending [[Impulse Gay Social Club|gay bars]], the one thing he said he'd never do.<br /> <br /> ===Chris just cannot get a job===<br /> Some A-Logs contend that Chris is a bad person because he &quot;steals&quot; [[taxpayer money]]. What is almost always overlooked by A-Logs who make this claim is that it wasn't Chris who applied for social security disability; it was Bob who applied for it and convinced Chris that he would make more from disability benefits than working at a minimum wage job. Realistically, Chris didn't have any say in the matter because Bob was the head of the house, and as such it was at his whim that Chris had food, shelter and clothing. <br /> <br /> So why doesn't Chris &quot;get off his lazy butt and earn his keep&quot;? Well, because there are a couple of very difficult barriers that stand in his way that many A-Logs simply don’t take into consideration.<br /> <br /> First, there is the bureaucratic red tape and regulations involved in someone working full-time while receiving disability benefits. Ironically, it isn't Chris sitting around playing video games day after day while living on government handouts that would likely get him in trouble for disability fraud, it would be working full-time at a minimum wage job while still getting a disability check that would get him in trouble.<br /> <br /> Second, there is the issue of Chris's lack of preparation for independent living, as well as his lack of coaching in finding a job and being able to keep it. Moreover, given the existence of this wiki, and the fact that it is standard these days for employers to Google potential employees, it would more likely than not take someone working in human services or in the employment field (that has ''extremely'' good connections) and a job coach (on a long-term basis) to convince a skeptical employer to give Chris a realistic chance at successfully getting and keeping a job. In addition, given Chris's rap sheet, even under ideal circumstances Chris's chances at decent employment may be slim at best. Chris has been convicted for the events of 28 October 2011 and 26 December 2014, which would deter potential employers, regardless of his ability to perform to tasks they set him. While it may sound attractive to the uninformed to &quot;[[Kick the Autistic|kick his ass]]&quot; when it comes to Chris working, in reality there are deep-seated issues that go way beyond the expertise of a few trolls, and no amount of A-Logging can change this.<br /> <br /> ===Chris is just an idiot===<br /> Chris is not mentally retarded as defined by medical standards and [[Exposing Jeff|as he claims]]. His IQ is within normal range. What trips him up is his lack of common sense. He actually believed that an [[Vanessa Hudgens|attractive celebrity]] was interested in him sexually and that he was talking to her. He used to insist that he'd had many [[sweethearts]], all very attractive women, and never seemed to find it curious that they all either died, disappeared, or were unmasked as trolls. He is an easy mark, not a criminal mastermind.<br /> <br /> ===Most people can avoid being trolled===<br /> Chris ''does'' share traits with a lot of people, and some of these traits are quite disturbing and embarrassing. It's a fair assumption that a lot of people who follow Chris's antics are unemployed gamer losers, for example. A lot of people have seen Chris and uttered in their minds &quot;Finally, here's someone who's more pathetic than ''I'' am!&quot;<br /> <br /> But before you fall into the fallacy of believing that vociferously condemning Chris will save you from the same fate, remember that having embarrassing traits like Chris's ''doesn't'' automatically make you subject to the sort of trolling Chris has had. It ''may'' make you subject to ridicule, but what's more important is how ''you'' respond to the ridicule. You could be like Chris and get [[Chris Calls Clyde Out|BLANGRY]] at every traitorous troll [[Laughs Under Lucricities|under lucricities]], and give the trolls power over you just like Chris did.<br /> <br /> Or you could laugh with them at your faults, or even just ignore them and go about your business. Trolls generally aren't interested in people they can't coax a reaction out of. This vital recognition is something Chris never managed, and what set him down the path to perennial trolling in the first place. All in all, if you don't want to end up like him, A-Logging isn't the way to do it. But avoiding the myriad of mistakes Chris and A-Log made is.<br /> <br /> ==The Hall of A-Logging Shame==<br /> In this section, the CWCki has compiled several comments (and plenty more to come) from A-Logs on YouTube and elsewhere.<br /> <br /> {{quote|Obviously you've never heard of what he calls other people who are autistic, and that he calls people with [[Asperger syndrome|Aspergers]](such as myself) &quot;fakers&quot;. he doesn't deserve some, he deserves everything for giving us a bad name. The [[trolls]] are also doing what they do to him for a good reason. it's not about the autism to them, but more of that he's a moron who is evil reincarnate and deserves to go back to hell. I don't believe you know what all CWC has done to us on youtube.|GamerXZ0, in a YouTube comment on an original upload of an A-Log video.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|29 years ago today, satan was born and molded into the fucktardian [[Duck|PENIS]] we know &amp; despise today! Should i ever see him i'm gonna [[wikipedia:Mass Transit incident (professional wrestling)|destroy him worse than new jack did to mass transit!]]|ISLAVERDE29, another YouTube comment on an older A-Log video.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|actually, I think I prefer putting many bullets in this faggots head instead.|hanchiman on the [[FUTURE MESSAGE]].}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Hooray [[Bob Chandler|he's]] dead. Now he'lll be spending his eternity in hell while I go piss on his grave.|mxc82, again, another YouTube comment on one of A-Log's older videos, referring to Bob's death.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Mostly because I was hoping the video would end with him getting shot dead. by the [[Ruckersville]] [[Jerkops|police]]. You can imagine how disappointed I am to find him still alive and kicking when the video is over.|CKO92 on YouTube, reacting over the [[CWC_Lego_Manchester_High_School_Oct_18_2013|Lego High School]] video.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote| You fucking brony piece of shit, go kill yourself. If i was your mother i would have an abortion.|randomletters on the Lego High School video.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Chris Chan u are the single worst human being who ever live. If it wasn't for u fellow autistics and [[Sonichu|Sonic OC]] creators like me would be respected by the world. What you have done is unforgivable. I hope [[Barb]] dies and you spend the last minutes of your life crying about how your a pathetic failure fuck you|OfficialSteroidHedgy, in a comment in Chris's YouTube account.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I hope you are ashamed that a retarded autistic person (just like yourself) killed 20 innocent kids....all autistic people should be wiped from the earth and aborted before birth since you are all evil i wish the worst fates that heaven and hell can bring upon you and all the other autistic pieces of shit like you|RealReplyGirl4Ever, in a comment in Chris's YouTube account- comparing Chris to [[wikipedia:Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting|a man who shot up an elementary school]] and advocating genocide.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Guess whose house burned down today. CHRIS-CHAN!|Bad Webcomics Wiki, gloating on their Facebook Page about [[Destruction Of Chris's House|Chris's house burning down]].}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|HAHAHAHAHA|A response by the Bad Webcomics Wiki when a troll calls them out for the above.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Sadly, yes.|Another post from the Bad Webcomics Wiki's Facebook Page, when told that Chris survived the fire.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Words cannot adequately describe my '''utterly''' all-encompassing hatred and disgust for the grotesque entity that is Christian Weston Chandler. You Christian, are a shamelessly gruesome, inhuman monster. Everything you do and say only adds to your, almost incomprehensibly massive, list of atrocities. Were I to load up http://www.sonichu.com or some other Chris-Chan-related news source and saw that you finally died a death which properly corresponded to what you've inflicted upon this world, it would be the happiest day of my life.<br /> <br /> Happiest. Day. Of. My. Life.|ephewe, on [[I Love You, Catherine]].}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Listen, you fat, autistic piece of shit. I've tolerated you so far because you're going to be my new neighbor, but this is the last straw. You traipse around your yard carrying blow up dolls and singing awkwardly, not to mention I can constantly hear you screaming at your mother. I am serious considering finishing cleaning this lot and selling this property to someone better equipped to handle someone like you. I was well within the city ordinances with this controlled brush burn. Also, if I see any other videos of me on my lot portraying me in a negative light, I will take up a libel suit with you.|Mac Slims, trying much too hard to pretend to be Chris's neighbor.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|God I fucking hate this piece of shit. I hope he dies.|JAZZ HANDS, on the [[26 December 2014|GameStop assault]] video.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Why the fuck is he still alive!?<br /> <br /> God, I mean, the guy looks ridiculous, he is also racist and an anti-social idiot that attacks people for no reason, and now he's a fucking burglar!? What's next, he will become the next Hitler?|Rafael Gutierrez, on the GameStop assault video.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Yes people, THIS is the person Chris's trolls have been whiteknighting and pussing out on trolling because hes &quot;had enough done to him&quot; seriously, give me a break, this guy is an asshole and deserves anything that happens to him because its his OWN DAMN FAULT|TheMojoCorps, on the GameStop assault video.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|shut up you fatass faggot. go jump off a cliff and die.|Boner Dix, responding to a YouTube comment left by Chris}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Why can't this fucking freak of nature just die already?!!?!|Gogol ginn, on &quot;The Best of Chris-Chan, Vol. 1&quot;}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Someone strangle this fucker to death. Please.|Darkside780 on [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I just saw a semi-censored version. WHO THE FUCK MAKES THESE KINDS OF VIDS? He's acting like a retard and at the same time running around naked. I wish this man a slow, painful, death. I don't care about the lulz he gives us. This man is disturbing,creepy, and should not be allowed to join society.|thesideshowman212 on [[CWCFlyingElephants]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Proof perfect that autists should be dumped in the nearest alligator pit when their condition becomes apparent.|GalVorbak on the [[Sign Destruction Video]]}}<br /> <br /> {{Quote|&lt;poem&gt;Whatever happened to predictability?<br /> This crazy manchild doing weird shit each week.<br /> Now he's left the internet, someone tell me please,<br /> When will he die so I can throw a party?<br /> Bob's as mean as I've ever seen<br /> and Barbara's still coddling him<br /> We've manipulated him for so damn long,<br /> He's like an autistic sim,<br /> Every time you look (everywhere),<br /> There's a tard (There's a tard),<br /> A retard to bully,<br /> Every time you look (everywhere)<br /> There's that face (dead-eyed stare),<br /> To troll and to annoy.&lt;/poem&gt;|videogamenostalgia, on [[FullHouse]]}}<br /> <br /> {{Quote|I'd like to see someone argue that all human beings are worthy of life after watching chris's videos|xXJakethesnake117Xx, on [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]]}}<br /> <br /> {{Quote|ugh i hope chris chan dies a painful death i mean i think he makes the japanese look like stero-types.|evil-vivianne, on the CWC Soundboard on DeviantART}}<br /> <br /> {{Quote|Chris, put up a pay per view where you cut your duck and balls off. People will definitly pay $100 to see it.|YouTuber Henry Panfil, on [[I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it]], because [[chris and anger|comments like]] [[death threats|this]] don't make you [[weening|more autistic than Chris]].}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Quote|Please notice me senpai.| YouTuber Newwaveknight1 on his constant white knighting for Chris.}}<br /> <br /> {{Quote|Chris, send me $1,000 to cover the taxes and I will send you a check for One Million Dollars| Nigerian Prince}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Weening]], another type of failed trolling, and a key aspect of A-Logging<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Anthony_%27A-Log%27_LoGatto Anthony &quot;A-Log&quot; LoGatto on Encyclopedia Dramatica]<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/user/GeorgieBoyReturns YouTube: The A-Log Archive]<br /> *[http://www.forcesofgeek.com/2012/04/log-man-in-mirror.html An article from Forces of Geek about A-Log, and a more in-depth look on A-Logging.]<br /> <br /> [[Category: Trolling]]</div>

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<p>Michaeldsuarez: Domain change.</p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:4-cent_garbage.com}}<br /> [[Image:4-cent garbage.png|thumb|INTERNET AUTISTIC HATE MACHINE]]<br /> '''4-cent_garbage''' is [[Chris]]'s idea of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and 4chan. Since he blames ED for [[Megan Schroeder|breaking up the closest thing to a relationship that he ever had]], he must demonize it in his comics. <br /> <br /> In the comics, it is depicted as a business based in a large 72 floor office building in which several hundred [[Trolls|employees]] work. Apparently, the business runs both a website and a magazine, the contents of which are unclear. The website seems to be analogous to the real life ED, having several articles on existing people, or at least mentioning them&lt;ref&gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_30&lt;/ref&gt; and a huge load of dickgirl images which are uploaded nearly constantly.<br /> [[File:SchuComic8P11.jpg|thumb|[[Star Wars|You will never find a more wretched hive of lulz and trolling]].]]<br /> Jason's final speech in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], as well as Chris's ramblings in the Time Void, seem to indicate that any percieved inaccuracies in the articles or images hosted on the site are deliberate attempts to slander Chris and his Sonichus.&lt;ref&gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_31&lt;/ref&gt; Why exactly Jason would wish to do this or [[Chris and his Ego#Persecution complex|why he has chosen to target Chris]] is never addressed, but his presence at the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PVCC]] meeting in [[Sonichu 7|Sonichu #7]] seem to suggest that the company and all of its employees are a part of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s secret trolling cabal.<br /> <br /> It is worth noting that this is the closest Chris has ever made it to creating an actual [[parody]].<br /> <br /> ==Inspiration==<br /> In [[2007]], while stoking his [[Chris and his Ego|ego]], Chris discovered [[ED]]'s page satirizing him and [[Sonichu (comic)|his Sonichu comics]]. What really [[Family Guy|grinds his gears]] about the page was the &quot;fan art&quot; of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle|penis]]. Beginning 10 November 2007, Chris embarked on a quest to [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|make the website less scathing]] by uploading hideously drawn [[Rule 34]] of his little abominations (and [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel Ryam]]), along with the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] to his page. <br /> <br /> How Chris first encountered 4chan is less clear. An [[White knight e-mails#November 2007 .E2.80.94 ED alert|e-mail from a white knight]] on 5 November 2007 attempted to alert him to the ED page, and referred to the article as being created and written by the same people making fun of Chris on 4chan's /v/ board. Whether he paid any attention to the message or not, what is known is that on [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#November 2007|12 November 2007]], Chris first acknowledged 4chan when he made another edit to the &quot;Chris-chan&quot; article: <br /> <br /> {{quote|Christian Weston Chandler would like [[ED]] and 4chan to know the following: '''I will continue to Shove The True Facts From My Heart and Soul Down Your Throats, only until you take this WHOLE PAGE Down For Good.'''}}<br /> <br /> From this, it can be reasonably assumed that Chris discovered 4chan and ED around the same time, and that he considered them to be essentially one and the same. Chris would continue his Sisyphean edit war against ED well into 2008, but ultimately, all he succeeded in doing was alienating [[Megan Schroeder]].<br /> <br /> By [[2008#August|August 2008]], Chris was finishing [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], and he apparently felt the need to address these recent developments in the pages of his comic. Issue #7 opened with Megan as a supporting character in the story, but with the [[Megan Emails, 2008#Megan asks Chris to leave her alone again.2C attempts to talk sense into him|real Megan wanting nothing more to do with Chris]], he decided to write her out of the story. As for ED and 4chan, Chris would lump these two concepts together and dub them &quot;4-cent_garbage_Magazine.com.&quot; The name is a slight mystery, because underscores (_) are not permitted in Internet domain names.<br /> <br /> ==Introduction: ''Sonichu'' #7==<br /> ''Sonichu'' #7 was the first issue of the series to be influenced by Chris's interactions with online [[trolls]]. While Chris didn't finish the comic until 20 August 2008, the events of the issue are all set in 2 November 2007, one day before the ED article was created. Just as past issues of ''Sonichu'' were very loosely based on Chris's real life, he must have wanted to acknowledge the conflict with ED/4chan and his estrangement from Megan in #7. But all of that happened ''after'' 2 November 2007. <br /> <br /> Chris's solution was the [[Time Void]]; a poorly-defined realm where Chris's character would be trapped for the next two issues. While stranded in the Time Void, Chris would somehow experience events going on in his real life while the fictional events in the comics unfolded without him. Upon entering the Time Void, Chris found himself assaulted by &quot;random...new memories...popping in...my head!&quot; These were memories of things that happened after 2 November 2007, so Chris was essentially using the Time Void to &quot;remember&quot; the future. Along with fictional events like the [[Sonichu 9|Battle of CWCville]], Chris also experienced &quot;memories&quot; of [[Joshua Martinez]] setting him up with &quot;[[Lori Lopez]]&quot;, and Megan &quot;dumping&quot; him via [[Megan_Emails, 2008#Megan is scarred by ShecameforCWC.JPG|e-mail]]. <br /> <br /> {{quote|Dumping me? But why?!! 4-cent_garbage_Magazine.com? Mocking me? Slanderous Filth?!!! A drawing of me and [[Retcons|Meg-Chan]]... Intimate? And I drew that?!! She dumped me over that? Oh... that hurts! Still. Curse your 4-cent garbage!|Chris first mentions 4-cent_garbage in the Time Void|''Sonichu'' #7}}<br /> <br /> It became clear from this scene that once Chris escaped from the Time Void, he would do battle with 4-cent_Garbage as a proxy for ED and 4chan, just as he had battled [[Jerkops]] and [[Manajerks]] as proxies for those who interfered with his [[Love Quest]].<br /> <br /> ==Conflict with Sonichu and Rosechu: ''Sonichu'' #8==<br /> [[Image:4-CENT-GARBAGE.jpg|thumb|Sonichu and his super cool pals in front of the 4-cent_garbage.com headquarters]]<br /> In the first part of ''Sonichu'' #8, &quot;Rage Against the Garbage&quot;, 4-cent_garbage was formally introduced as a villainous organization dedicated to slandering people for the sake of amusement. (Note Chris's inability to differentiate between [[wikipedia:Defamation#Slander|slander]] and [[wikipedia:Defamation#Libel|libel]], the former of which requires spoken words or real-life gestures, impossible for a website or magazine to do.) Rosechu discovers the site on 3 November 2007, which just happens to be the date that [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] created the &quot;Chris-chan&quot; article on ED. The site's content includes a page that slanders Sonichu, Chris, and her, along with &quot;lifelike&quot; drawings of Rosechu with a [[pickle]]. While Sonichu is overcome with the [[stress]] of seeing his mate depicted with a penis, Rosechu decides to fight fire with fire by editing the site, just as Chris had tried in real life. She crawls into her [[April 16 Fetish Vids|dirty, mildew-laden bathroom]] and takes pictures of herself in the [[nudes|nude]], and then uploads them onto the 4-cent website. However 4-cent_garbage simply adds more dickgirl pictures, and she realizes that her plan will never work. <br /> <br /> Instead, she travels with [[Sonichu]] and [[Wild]] to 4-cent_garbage's headquarters in [[wikipedia:Clarksville, Tennessee|Clarksville, Tennessee]], to confront the leader of the organization. While Wild sneaks into the building in search of one of the [[Sonichu Balls]], Sonichu and Rosechu take the elevator to the top floor, and meet [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] and his 17-year old &quot;womanslave&quot; [[Kathleen]], who had previously cameoed in issue #7. The meeting is civil at first, but when Jason refuses to take down the &quot;Chris-chan&quot; page, Sonichu tries to fight him, and loses. Rosechu fares better as [[The Incredible Lioness]], having [[Chris and the law|inflicted wounds that would have killed a normal man]] in fact, but the page remains up, and their mission is ultimately a failure.<br /> <br /> ==The Fall of 4-cent_garbage: ''Sonichu'' #10==<br /> [[File:Jason's Hexbox.jpg|thumb|Jason plots against Chris with his [[HEXBox]].]]<br /> Upon Chris's return from the Time Void on 9 [[August 2007]], he immediately coordinates an attack on the 4-cent_garbage HQ, ordering Sonichu, Wild, [[Black Sonichu]], [[Punchy Sonichu]], and [[Son-Chu]] to meet him in front of the building. Chris arrives first as [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], and Jason and [[Beel]] lay a trap for him and try to steal his [[medallion]]. However, Chris discovers that the TRUE AND HONEST source of his Anchuent powers is his [[high school ring]], which he uses to retrieve the Medallion and free himself. <br /> <br /> Later, when Chris's allies arrive, he orders Son-Chu to transform into a sound stage for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]. Using the [[Gitar of Fail]], Chris then leads the band in a live performance of [[Revive Zordon]], and the intense power of their music begins to shake the building apart. Inside, Jason converts his throne into an escape pod, and flees with Kathleen, leaving the others behind. Jason declares that he is retiring from trolling, in order to settle down with Kathleen and live a normal life. Chris also takes the time to use Jason as a mouthpiece to condemn [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] for &quot;slandering and torturing and innocent man&quot;, [[Hypocrisy|even though that was what Jason was supposedly doing not two issues ago]]. Beel meanwhile decides to take shelter in the basement, explaining that he could not be killed and would simply be reassigned to [[Count Graduon]] once the building was destroyed, and Clyde and Jack, alone on the top floor and with no way out, choose to commit suicide by leaping down the elevator shaft together just as the building collapses, refusing to let themselves be killed by Chris.<br /> <br /> [[Twin Falling Towers|The building then gives way and collapses, with 1500 people still alive inside.]]<br /> <br /> [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]] reports that of the 1500 people who were in the building...<br /> *500 were &quot;[[Chris and reality|prefectly [sic] unharmed]]&quot;.<br /> *250 were too drunk to escape on their own.<br /> :*125 of these drunk trolls managed to get out alive with help from sober trolls.<br /> :*125 of the drunk trolls were hurt, injured or killed.<br /> *125 sober trolls were hurt, injured or killed.<br /> *250 others were injured.<br /> *150 others were &quot;safe but hurt&quot;.<br /> *100 were killed.<br /> <br /> [[Honor roll|Note that this only accounts for 1,375 people.]] <br /> <br /> Despite having just destroyed a building and killed between 100-350 innocent people, Chris then calls for the ambulances himself whilst he and his team of recolors help to rescue the survivors that they themselves had nearly killed. Afterwards, Chris then [[Chris and remorse|weeps for the victims of his own mass murder]], whilst also maintaining that it was [[Chris and his Ego|the trolls' faults they were killed, because they made fun of him on the internet]].<br /> <br /> Supposedly, destroying 4-cent_garbage's headquarters disabled its website as well, along with Encylcopedia Dramatica's website, such that both sites' data was irrevocably lost, and neither would ever be restored.<br /> <br /> ==The 4-cent_garbage building==<br /> 4-cent_garbage appears to be a multimedia operation, with a website and a print magazine operated from a brick-and-mortar building in Clarksville, Tennessee. The location of the building is probably intended to refer to where the real Jason lives, or at least where Chris ''thinks'' he lives. <br /> <br /> The 4-cent_garbage building is 72 stories tall (66+6, as described by [[Beel]]), and the interior is painted bright red to resemble [[CWCville|Hell]]. On the ground floor, Beel sits at the receptionist desk and directs visitors to an elevator on the far side of the atrium. Employees are seen on several higher floors drinking an alcoholic beverage called &quot;[[Reeb]]&quot;, and passing out on the floor when their shift is over. Their work seems to involve sitting at computer terminals, uploading and editing images of Chris and his characters. <br /> <br /> On the 72nd floor, Jason Kendrick Howell holds court with his womanslave Kathleen at his side. It is unknown where Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus were stationed in the building, or what their jobs were before the building's destruction. <br /> <br /> Security in the building was incredibly lax. [[Wild Sonichu]] turned invisible to sneak into the upper floors in search of a [[Sonichu Ball]], only to find it left on a desk. Once he took the ball, his invisibility wore off, but he was still able to slip back out of the building unnoticed. <br /> <br /> ===The elevator gags===<br /> [[Image:SchuRchuReactions1.jpg|thumb|Planning? In MY ''Sonichu''? It's less likely than you think.]]<br /> [[File:SchuComic9Page19-B.jpg|thumb|What is this, I don't even.]]<br /> [[File:SchuComic9Page19-C.jpg|thumb|That's right, the entire White House is on the 51st floor.]]<br /> [[File:SchuComic9Page19-D.jpg|thumb|Chris's favorite pictures from ED. Take special note of the [[pedofork|last one]]]]<br /> A large part of &quot;Rage Against the Garbage&quot; features Sonichu and Rosechu exploring different floors in the 4-cent_garbage Building. Why Sonichu and Rosechu would stop at so many different floors to look around at whatever's going on is never explained, but they clearly react to whatever is depicted, meaning that they must have pressed all the buttons on the elevator controls for no good reason. <br /> <br /> This appears to have been one of Chris's attempts to employ some of his trademark [[random-access humor]], by showing wacky stuff on each floor. Much of the material featured in these pages were images lifted directly from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], whether Chris understood their context or not. In some strange attempt at foreshadowing, Chris located these images on ED and then put them on his user page while he was still trying to edit the site. <br /> <br /> {{quote|You'll be seeing the following images AGAIN Soon Enough.|Christian Weston Chandler, on the images he put on his ED user page, which would later be used in ''Sonichu'' #8.}}<br /> <br /> Whatever his reasons, Chris seemed to believe that using images from ED in one of his comics would somehow be a big deal. The floors used in the comic are listed below, along with a description of what Chris put on each one. <br /> <br /> *2nd floor: Chris draws 4-cent_garbage.com employees passed out drunk at their workstations. When the one of them recovers from his hangover and gets up, he relieves the only other conscious employee of his shift and takes over. The relieved guard then drinks a can of &quot;[[Alcohol|Reeb]]&quot; and passes out on the floor like the others, while Sonichu and Rosechu look on from the elevator and [[sigh]].<br /> *3rd floor: [[Pedofork|Pedobear]] in a bathtub with the Powerpuff Girls. Sonichu doesn't understand the joke.<br /> *4th floor: Banner reading &quot;I hate SMRS&quot;, a reference to &quot;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Sonicrocksmysocks Sonicrocksmysocks]&quot;, from the ED article of the same name.<br /> *7th floor: A 4-cent_garbage.com employee works on a drawing of Rosechu with a dick. Rosechu angrily leaves the elevator to punch him in the face, shouting &quot;I have a vagina, uterus, and ovaries, you freak!!!&quot;<br /> *8th floor: Sonichu spin dashes a 4-cent_garbage.com employee working on a picture of [[Mary Lee Walsh]], nude and leading Sonichu by a leash.<br /> *9th floor: Sonichu and Rosechu electrocute an employee as he works on a picture of Sonichu sucking Rosechu's penis.<br /> *10th floor: Chris emerges from the [[Time Void]] to attack an employee working on a picture of Chris using the [[Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]]. Sonichu and Rosechu cheer him on in unison.<br /> *11th floor: Troll parody of artwork by [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Branca Branca], a batshit insane fan of the animated band Gorillaz. Sonichu considers it to be sad.<br /> *12th floor: Fan art of Knuckles as a gangster, surrounded by sexualized versions of female &quot;Sonic&quot; characters. Sonichu [[naïve]]ly wonders when he became so popular.<br /> *13th floor: Female versions of [[Sonic]], Tails, and Knuckles. Sonichu and Rosechu are dumbfounded.<br /> *14th floor; Pedobear, depicted to resemble Phoenix Wright.<br /> *21st floor: [[Wikipedia:The Bathers (Cézanne)|''Les Grandes Baigneuses'']] an 1887 painting by [[Wikipedia:Paul Cézanne|Paul Cézanne]]. ED has a copy of the image which has been edited with captions to reference the &quot;Branca&quot; article on ED.<br /> *22nd floor: ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' Rule 34, from the ED article. Sonichu innocently considers it an impressive dark magic attack.<br /> *23rd floor: An anthropomorphized Charmeleon with her arms handcuffed behind her back spreads her asscheeks, as if for sexual activity. More Rule 34 from ED's ''[[Pokémon]]'' article. Sonichu ignores the sexualized content, and boasts that he could easily defeat the Charmeleon. Well, duh, it's handcuffed.<br /> *24th floor: Hate art of Snapesnogger's hermaphrodite naga character drawn by Zeriara.<br /> *33rd floor: Rule 34 Art from ED's ''[[Transformers]]'' page.<br /> *34th floor: Sonic/Amy Rose Rule 34. Sonichu cheers on his &quot;pal&quot; as they watch him have sex in a position very similar to the &quot;missionary cowgirl&quot; used by Sonichu earlier in the issue..<br /> *35th floor: Nude artwork of Amy Rose, Rouge the Bat, and Cream the Rabbit. Sonichu and Rosechu shout &quot;Holy Crap!&quot; in unison.<br /> *36th floor: Strip poker game featuring various female characters from ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]''. The image has been adapted into a parody of a ''Magic: The Gathering'' Card.<br /> *51st floor: The entire White House, with John McCain, Sarah Palin, and Hillary Clinton, looking on while [[Barack Obama]] paints the walls black. [[George W. Bush]] cheerfully knocks his eventual successor off his ladder. Sonichu and Rosechu offer no discernible reaction. Chris notes that his father [[Bob Chandler]] came up with this &quot;joke.&quot; Recall that this story is set in the fall of ''[[2007]]'', so the joke really makes no sense for that year.<br /> *61st floor: Erotic artwork of Dot Warner, from ''Animaniacs''. '''NOTE:''' In the cartoon ''Animaniacs'' the character Dot Warner is 9 years old. <br /> *62nd floor: Erotic artwork of Lois Griffin, from ''[[Family Guy]]''.<br /> *63rd floor: Erotic artwork of Marge Simpson, from ''[[The Simpsons]]''.<br /> *64th floor: Rule 34 of Misty and a Starmie, from ''[[Pokémon]]''. Sonichu and Rosechu make out during this and the preceding three floors.<br /> *69th floor: Image of &quot;XBOX 360-ko&quot;, an anime-style character patterned after design elements of the XBox 360. As the following floor features an Xbox 360 console being destroyed, Chris includes a disclaimer, stating that his hatred of the [[HEXBox]] should not be connected to any lingering resentment of women.<br /> *70th floor: Drawing by Chris of an Xbox 360 console being chopped in half with a meat cleaver. Sonichu and Rosechu applaud the instrument's destruction. The imagery is a clear indication that Chris secretly desires to murder women.<br /> *71st floor: [[PS3]] message congratulating whoever murdered the HEXBox. It states that you may &quot;now play your PlayStation 3 or Nintendo Wii in peace&quot;, as though the existence of a single Xbox somehow interfered with such activity.<br /> <br /> Note that it is never addressed whether or not the images such as the Rule 34 depicted here are really just drawings on a computer or poster in the building, or if they have a physical presence. However, the fact that Sonichu cheers on Sonic as he has sex with Amy Rose suggests that they are really there.<br /> <br /> ===Business and Staff===<br /> {{quote|I am a troll with no such beliefs, I know that we are born, then we die. I intend to make the most of my pitiful life by tormenting every person within my grasp until they all die from the shame and the distress of their existance ''[sic]]''. The page will stay up; this meeting is over!|Jason Kendrick Howell, responding to Sonichu's request to remove the &quot;Chris-chan&quot; page, ''Sonichu'' #8}}<br /> <br /> 4-cent_garbage does not appear to have any clear marketing objective. While this may seem like an oversight on Chris's part, it may well be a genuine commentary on the pointlessness of 4chan and ED's activities. While most people would consider them to be entertainment sites, with no other purpose than to provide humor or diversion, Chris obviously doesn't find them funny, and so he depicted 4-cent_garbage as a tower of bullies, mass-producing cruelty for its own sake. In the comic, Jason says his only goal in life is to hurt as many people as he can before he dies. While he may have only been speaking for himself, this seems to be the ''raison d'être'' for everyone else who works there.<br /> <br /> In ''Sonichu'' #10, Beel explains that &quot;this trolling gig is my hell&quot;, suggesting that he has been condemned to work there, possibly because he had once been &quot;main assistant to Adolf Hitler&quot;. Unable to die, Beel would simply be damned to serve yet another villain, [[Count Graduon]], once the 4-cent_garbage building was destroyed. <br /> <br /> While [[Clyde Cash]] had been previously depicted in [[Sonichu Special 1|''Sonichu Special'' #1]] as an agent of [[Mary Lee Walsh]], he also appears in ''Sonichu'' #10 supporting 4-cent_garbage. Though confusing in some respects, especially concerning the canonicity of the Sonichu Specials, this dual role may not be a complete contradiction, as the exact relationship between 4-cent_garbage and [[PVCC]] is never explained. <br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]<br /> *[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]<br /> *[[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]<br /> *[[Jason Kendrick Howell]]<br /> *[[Kathleen]]<br /> *[[Beel]]<br /> *[[Clyde Cash]]<br /> *[[Jack Thaddeus]]<br /> *[[The Incredible Lioness]]<br /> *[[Revive Zordon]]<br /> *[[Twin Falling Towers]]<br /> *[[Chris and death]]<br /> <br /> == External links ==<br /> *[http://www.4chan.org/ 4chan] - A *chan imageboard and inspiration behind 4-cent_garbage's name.<br /> *[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/ Encyclopedia Dramatica] - An internet satire wiki and inspiration behind 4-cent_garbage's role in the comics.<br /> *[http://789chan.org/cwc/ /cwc/] - Another *chan imageboard which sometimes adopts the name 4-cent_garbage in reference to the comics.<br /> <br /> {{CWCverse}}<br /> [[Category:Villains]]<br /> [[Category:Fictional places]]<br /> [[Category:Trolling]]<br /> [[Category:Websites]]<br /> [[Category:ED Saga]]</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=April_2011&diff=181675 2015-02-02T19:05:48Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Updating link.</p> <hr /> <div>'''April [[2011]]''' began with Chris continuing to play [[PS3]] and hiding from [[troll]]s, and for most of the month, the only real thing to come out from Chris was a Playstation Network comment, wherein he proclaimed to be a &quot;Tomgirl&quot;. <br /> <br /> At the end of the month, the context for this weird statement was revealed, as the PSN suffered a worldwide security breach, which lead to Chris's account being hacked again, and shortly thereafter, a bunch of pictures wherein Chris dresses and does makeup like a woman and then goes out in public surfaced on the Internet. It was hotly debated whether this means that Chris is coming out of the closet or that it is yet another plan pertaining to his [[Love Quest]], though [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia|later information]] seemed to disprove the former.<br /> <br /> ==Events==<br /> <br /> * 14 April: [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], the website that made Chris infamous, is taken down and replaced with [http://ohinternet.com/Main_Page Oh Internet]. Chris [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|finally got his wish]].<br /> * 16 April: It does not last long however, as a [http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Main_Page semi-complete mirror] of Encyclopedia Dramatica, including the Chris-chan page, is established.<br /> * 21 April: [[PlayStation Network]] shuts down after an [[rape|&quot;external-intrusion&quot;]] by hackers, rendering Chris's [[PS3]] unable to connect to the internet and [[PlayStation_Network#Spending_history|impulse-buy large amounts of vidya]].<br /> * 29 April: Several pictures of Chris [[Tomgirl Pictures|dressed as a woman]] are released. <br /> ==References==<br /> <br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Timeline}}<br /> [[Category:Chronology]]</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:B.ucket&diff=181674 2015-02-02T19:05:10Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Updating link.</p> <hr /> <div>This is the official account of [http://encyclopediadramatica.se/bucket /b/ucket], a collaborative effort to bring trollbots to existance.</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Christian%27s_sex_joke&diff=181673 2015-02-02T19:04:04Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Updating link.</p> <hr /> <div>'''Christian's sex joke''' refers to the extremely retarded story [[Christian]] tells whenever he wants to or is asked to tell a joke and/or prove he is &quot;[[Excel Saga|much, much saltier]]&quot; than people expect. His first known use of the &quot;joke&quot; on the internet was when he put it on his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page in November [[2007]]. You may notice that the joke should have ended after the word &quot;egg&quot;. However, Chris adds two extra sentences to the punchline that are completely incoherent, causing the joke to lose the little humor that it had.<br /> <br /> He has repeated this joke in conversations with sweethearts,&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris_Sex_Logs#I_am_perverted]]&lt;/ref&gt; in one of his ED edits,&lt;ref&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=1997316018&amp;oldid=1997315821 http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=1997316018&amp;oldid=1997315821]&lt;/ref&gt; and in [[Mumble]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 7]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==A GREAT ANECDOTE==<br /> <br /> {{quote| There was this married couple, George and [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]]ie, and they have been working at having children of their own. One night, George came home after work, and he was tired. Barbie welcomed him home, &quot;Hi, Honey. Rough Day?&quot; &quot;Yeah,&quot; George replied, &quot;I'm tired.&quot; Barbie said, &quot;Well, why don't you and me go upstairs, and we'll have some Breakfast.&quot; &quot;Breakfast,&quot; George replied, &quot;At Nine-Thirty in the evening?&quot; Barbie replied, &quot;Sure, Dear, you bring the [[semen|MILK]], and I'll get an EGG.&quot; Later, they had a boy and a girl, [[Reginald Chandler|Junior Bacon]] and [[Crystal Weston Chandler|Orange Juice]]. All Part of a [[obesity|Balanced]] Breakfast.|Chris}}<br /> <br /> == Sources ==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Random access humor]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Media produced by Chris-chan]]</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=April_2009&diff=181671 2015-02-02T19:01:37Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Undo revision 181640 by Coreacello (talk) Restoring.</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Vanessa-hudgens.jpg|thumb|right|On '''April 14''', Chris [[mass debate|mass debates]] for [[Vanessa Hudgens]].]]<br /> [[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|right|On '''April 16 2009''', footage is leaked of Chris wearing [[butt garments]].]]<br /> [[Image:CWCHedgehogBoysCOMEBACKfront.jpg|thumb|On '''April 19 2009''', [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK]] hits the stores.]]<br /> [[Image:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg|thumb|right|On '''April 28 2009''', the [[Giant Penis Comic|Giant Penis]] emerges.]]<br /> <br /> Throughout '''April [[2009]]''', Chris is strongly in love with his sweetheart [[Ivy]]. Although previously stating that he would quit [[YouTube]] forever, Chris returns to the video-site within ten days of his departure. He uploads several videos for Ivy, and also draws her a few comics. These new videos and comics are typical for showing more and more of Chris's sexually deviant side. As April continues, Chris is suddenly caught up in a scandal, as audio emerges of him having cyber-sex with a troll posing as [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. Chris shows great remorse towards Ivy for his behavior, and in the end he even proposes marriage to her. April ends with Chris in a severely disturbed relationship, doing all he can to cling to his latest sweetheart.<br /> <br /> ==Events of April 2009==<br /> <br /> *Sometime this month - Chris attempts to visit the Game Place in an attempt to buy Eye of Judgment cards while secretly hoping that nobody will remember that he is banned for life. He is recognized by a cashier and runs away when asked if Michael said he could come back.<br /> * April 1 - [[ED]] takes their Chris-Chan page offline.<br /> * April 2 - The main ED article returns. The Chris-Chan/People article remains offline.<br /> * April 3 - The Chris Chan people article returns to ED.<br /> * April 5 - A new ED article is created, covering the places in Chris-Chan's life.<br /> * April 5 - Chris sends an e-mail to a troll claiming to be [[Joshua Martinez]], apologizing for writing bad stuff about him and telling his father that it was him who leaked his nudes to the internet.<br /> * April 5 - [[Son-Chu]] was scheduled for an oil change on this date, but as of [[DayOut|October 2010]] had not received one.<br /> * April 6 - Chris [[Vanessa AIM Chat 1|chats]] with Joshua Martinez, posing as [[Vanessa Hudgens]], about a movie she wants Chris to star in.<br /> * April 6 - Chris purchases the [[cwcville.com]] domain.<br /> * April 9 - Chris's [[Sonichu site]] is restored at cwcville.com.<br /> * April 9 - '''Video''' Less than two weeks after leaving YouTube forever, Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 9th, 2009|announces]] cwcville.com on his new YouTube account, [[CChanSonichu]].<br /> * April 12 - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 12th, 2009|announces]] the impending completion of [[Episode 19]].<br /> * April 12 - '''Video''' Chris uploads a [[More for the crabs|new youtube video]], with him greeting [[Ivy]], and her hermit-crab, crass.<br /> * April 12 - '''Video''' Chris [[ECV 00081|kisses]] his [[Kimmi|sex doll]] with a drawing of Ivy taped over her face.<br /> * April 12 - '''Video''' Chris uploads an Easter video, showing him doing the [[Bunny Hop]].<br /> * April 12 - Chris uploads all pages of Episode 19 to his cwcville.com. It is not yet fully colored or lettered.<br /> * April 14 - [[Vanessa AIM Chat 2]] with Martinez takes place, Chris ends up [[mass debate|mass debating]] to Vanessa.<br /> * April 16 - '''Video''' Clyde Cash releases [[ACWCAudition|Chris's audition tape for Vanessa Hudgens]] on YouTube.<br /> * April 16 - '''Video''' [[The Miscreants]] leak [[April 16 Fetish Vids|several videos]] of Chris drinking his own semen, spanking himself, and dancing with an imaginary Ivy in the shower. <br /> * April 16 - [[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]] with Martinez takes place. Chris resists Vanessa's sexual advances, but he does talk about his [[Officer Nasty|sex-dolls]].<br /> * April 17 - '''Video''' Chris uploads a [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|new video]] where he kisses another sex doll with Ivy's 'face'. <br /> * April 17 - Chris uploads [[Matthew 5 27, CWC Confessions|a video]] in which he apologizes for cheating on Ivy on April 6, he cites the bible.<br /> * April 19 - The August 2007 video of [[CWC is Angry|Chris shooting at a picture of Adam Stackhouse]], once thought to be lost forever, is finally recovered by [[AVDierten]]. <br /> * April 19 - The [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK]] is informally released.<br /> * April 19 - [[Vanessa AIM Chat 4]] with Martinez takes place. He mainly talks about his love for [[Ivy]]. <br /> * April 20 - [[Vanessa AIM Chat 5]] with Martinez takes place. Chris and Vanessa agree to meet at the JMU campus.<br /> * April 21 - [[Vanessa AIM Chat 6]] with Martinez takes place. Chris mentions that he was questioned by the police and bodyguards.<br /> * April 22 - Chris creates a new [[Quiz]]: [http://www.mybuzzquiz.com/en_US/actions/PlayQuiz.do?fileID=305623 Christian Weston Chandler].<br /> * April 22 - Chris creates a new Quiz: [http://www.mybuzzquiz.com/en_US/actions/PlayQuiz.do?fileID=305687 CWC Random Humor].<br /> * April 22 - Chris creates a new Quiz: [http://www.mybuzzquiz.com/en_US/actions/PlayQuiz.do?fileID=305561 Sonichu Quiz from CWC].<br /> * April 22 - [[Vanessa AIM Chat 7]] with Martinez takes place. He admits that he would let Ivy deflower him anally using a strap-on if she wanted to.<br /> * April 23 - '''Video''' Chris uploads a [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009|video]] where he calls out for [[Clyde Cash]].<br /> * April 24 - '''Video''' Chris uploads his [[CWC's ¨It's All Coming Back To Me¨|marriage proposal to Ivy]].<br /> * April 24 - '''Video''' Chris uploads an [[I Got A Fish|old try-out for his PS-Eye]].<br /> * April 24 - '''Video''' Chris uploads a clip from the proposal video, containing just the part where he meows like a cat.<br /> * April 27 - '''Video''' The Miscreants publish two new files, containing footage of Chris. The first, named [[power]], has material of Chris showing his strength. The second, [[CWCFlyingElephants]], shows Chris running through his room and going completely mad. In the nude.<br /> * April 27 - [[Vanessa AIM Chat 8]] with Martinez takes place. He claims he saw her IRL.<br /> * April 28 - Chris creates a new Quiz: [http://www.mybuzzquiz.com/en_US/actions/PlayQuiz.do?fileID=310722 CWC's Dating Education Exam].<br /> * April 28 - The [[Miscreants]] publish the [[Giant Penis Comic]].<br /> * April 28 - '''Video''' Chris uploads [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|ECV 00095]], in which he discusses his actions in the leaked footage from 16 April, by way of explaining why he drinks his [[semen]] and [[Dirty crapped briefs|shits his pants]].<br /> * April 28 - '''Video''' Chris uploads a second video, [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|ECV 00096]], explaining that he only did that stuff in the 16 April footage because a real live girl (read: Ivy) asked him to do it, which makes it okay. He insists Ivy is real and that he will have sex with her.<br /> * April 29 - '''Video''' Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 29th, 2009|apologizes]] for being so slow with the comic.<br /> * April 30 - '''Video''' Chris uploads two strange new videos, [[ShutUpBrain]] and [[WakeUpBrain]], in which Chris is in dialogue with his brain.<br /> * April 30 - [[Vanessa AIM Chat 9]] with Martinez takes place. Chris accepts that he might fuck two gay guys with Ivy if she asked. He also appears to confuse Megan Fox with Vanessa, in an incredible failure of facial and body recognition. <br /> <br /> {{Timeline}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Chronology]]</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_19&diff=181670 2015-02-02T19:01:22Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Undo revision 181638 by Coreacello (talk) Restoring.</p> <hr /> <div>'''Mailbag 19''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 14 [[December 2009]].<br /> <br /> Though most of the content of this mailbag was unsurprising, a few beautiful moments of insight are to be found scattered about. Most notably, [[Chris]] still feels that the only way one could possibly be frightened by [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] is if they had no idea what sex is. He also takes a few moments to try to justify the boneheaded way he overloads his comics with tons of text, reveals his IQ, indulges in some mild sexism, and confirms that yes, he did go to couples' therapy all alone. Out of all of these, the oddest revelation is that when he hears the word &quot;aspergers&quot;, he immediately thinks of &quot;competing retards&quot;.<br /> <br /> What the hell he means by that will probably be addressed by some curious troll in a future mailbag.<br /> <br /> ==Answered==<br /> ===Textwalling===<br /> {{Email|From: Stephen Mayer &lt;stephen.mayer@yahoo.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Hey Chris, I'm a long time fan of the [[comic]] but I have to ask, why don't you trim down the dialogue? Many pages consist of poorly placed word bubbles taking up half the page to say something that could be expressed in a much more concise manner. A good comic SHOWS the viewer things rather than telling them. The human mind is very astute and can pick up on visual cues easily, so there is no need to spell everything out as you do in these long, rambling monologues. Thank you.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I feel preference to elaborate, because [[Chris|some people]] [[Autism|rarely get visual references]]. Look it up in most other Comic Books; they have loads of dialogue, plus I.M.H.O., with my dialogue pages, it saves marker ink in comparison to most pages.}}<br /> <br /> ===Because only a straight person would write several pages about how he's not gay===<br /> {{Email|From: Ulysses Vedder &lt;ulysissvedder@yahoo.com&gt;<br /> Hey Christian, I'm glad to see you're supporting the [[homos]]exual rights movement as illustrated by the ads on your site! After all, it's not like there's any physical harm in being gay ;)<br /> <br /> -Ulysses}}<br /> {{EmailReply|You are wrong, I AM AGAINST THAT LIFESTYLE, as I have stated multiple times to other letters as well, plus READ this [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Homosexuality Page I wrote expressing my opinions on it].}}<br /> <br /> ===Hilariously abusive childhood===<br /> {{Email|From: Ray Fry &lt;stinkyxpete@yahoo.com&gt;<br /> In one mailbag, it says you were beaten up by teachers, and that they even recorded it. Do you honestly believe this? Not to be mean, but it'd take a gullible, [[naive]] person to buy into something like that. If the teachers had recorded them beating you up, they'd be fired and jailed. Any thinking person knows this. So what did really happen to you? Please don't lie this time.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I did not lie; THAT REALLY HAPPENED, and IT WAS TERRIFYINGLY HORRIBLE. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 08:54, 19 December 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Not sexist===<br /> {{Email|From: Jamie Roodtuo &lt;jr.sky.ryder@gmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Hi! I am from Rhode Island, so I am right near you don't you know. I am a 22 year old girl going to school to be a dentist. YAH!! Oops, sorry, enough about me. Question for you!<br /> <br /> I know how [[Rosechu]] posed for Pokeboy, but could some of the males of [[cwcville]] pose for Pokegirl? There are so few good pictures for me to look at and be interested in as I am not into girls. Blake seems like a cutie and I bet [[Wild]] would be, well, WILD. lol<br /> <br /> Please take it into consideration!<br /> <br /> Jamie R}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I did take it under consideration, and although it is a fair idea, I am not one to draw male characters in the nude WITHOUT a nude woman with them. I'll leave those pieces to the good female artists to draw. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 08:54, 19 December 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===Brain power===<br /> {{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Marilyn_vos_Savant|Marilyn Savant]] &lt;xxgeniusgirl69xx@gmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Dear Chris,<br /> <br /> Have you ever taken an IQ test? What were the results? If you haven't taken a test or you don't remember, what would you estimate your IQ to be? Just wondering, because if your description is correct, then your high-function [[autism]] likely puts you far above the normal range of intelligence. Thanks, and zap to the extreme!<br /> <br /> Marilyn vos Savant}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I have taken a test, and last I checked, I have an IQ of 150.}}<br /> ''note that an IQ of 150 would be labeled as &quot;very superior intelligence&quot;''<br /> <br /> ===Oh my god he still doesn't get it===<br /> {{Email|From: Shane Smith &lt;donfelder1887@gmail.com&gt;<br /> In regards to the drawing of [[Megan]], what in the hell did you mean &quot;wishful thinking&quot;? Do you realize that what you drew scared everybody? Do you have a Woody Allen complex or something like that?}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I was 25 years old when I drew that; you are likely still a minor; a LOT of ADULTS appreciate the sexual arts regardless of positions and finger gestures. You will understand when you are grown up to over 18 or 21.}}<br /> <br /> ===Extensive planning===<br /> {{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Black_Dynamite|Fiendish Dr. Wu]] &lt;fiendishdrwu@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Hey Chris,<br /> <br /> Have you ever considered putting together a [[Sonichu]] Expo? I imagine it'd be like Penny Arcade Expo (PAX) or maybe E3. True and honest fans could gather from around the country to discuss Sonichu, buy merchandise, and praise you, the creator of Sonichu.<br /> <br /> Please post where I can buy tickets to such an event should it ever happen. Thank you!}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I am considering a small convention, and extensive planning is underway, so it may come to be.}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris: champion of human rights===<br /> {{Email|From: Ohni Pasilius &lt;ohnipasilius@gmail.com&gt;<br /> You talked earlier something about curing homosexuality with your blood. In my homeland, all homos are shot. I think that is way more efficient, since you cant have enough blood to cure all homos.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|'''DUDE!!! WHAT THE F***?!''' Killing people like that is wrong, PLUS in Genetic Engineering, there are methods used to multiply/copy the gene from ONE blood cell to create all the vaccine required worldwide.}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris went to couples therapy alone===<br /> {{Email|From: Bridgette Jane &lt;bridgettejane85@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Dear Chris,<br /> <br /> Big fan, I remember in a recent video you mentioned going to a relationship class. How was your experience, what was it like, and is there any lessons you can pass down to us, your fans.<br /> <br /> Thanks}}<br /> {{EmailReply|It was a pleasant class. The most important lesson is to Look At Yourself; count all your positives you have to offer, then sort out the qualities you are looking for in your [[Sweetheart]], and consider multiple real-life scenarios within and around relationships. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 08:54, 19 December 2009 (CET)}}<br /> <br /> ===When Chris hears the word &quot;aspergers&quot; he thinks of the Special Olympics===<br /> {{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Light_Yagami|Yagami Raito]] &lt;keikakudoori69@hotmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Does the word 'aspergers' really make you mad that bad like the word &quot;naive.&quot;<br /> <br /> Also what is the first thing on your mind when you hear the word 'aspergers?'}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Yes, but Naive is WORSE. The first words that comes to mind are Competing Retards.}}<br /> <br /> ===In which Chris ignores the important questions===<br /> {{Email|From: Mike Oxaflopin &lt;artiphtd@gmail.com&gt;<br /> If you'll remember, I'm the guy who sent you the question about why the [[Sonichus]] don't wear pants in [[Mailbag 16]], and you called me a name. Is D.A. supposed to mean dumbass? That's a very rude thing to call a confused fan, why would you even do that? Also, if that's the case, then why do the [[Rosechus]] wear clothes if they don't need to? Your portrayal of them seems to portray that they're not afraid to go without them, as in them being eager to strip for women's rights. I am very confused.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I dress my Sonichus and Rosechus as I see fit, and I leave it at that at varying appropriate times.}}<br /> <br /> ===We cannot see Chris's report cards===<br /> {{Email|From: Bob Bobson &lt;totallyfine1@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Chris, we all know that you're smart and all, can we see your report cards so we can know how smart?<br /> <br /> It also might help discourage the [[trolls]] if they know that they are dealing with a genius!}}<br /> {{EmailReply|My report cards are tucked away beyond my reach.}}<br /> <br /> ===Villainous sons of b*****s===<br /> {{Email|From: Maria Angelica Peres Lopez &lt;mariapetite1990@hotmail.com&gt;<br /> Hey Chris,<br /> <br /> I want to tell you that I read your comics every day, and I'm very interested on it, specially the parts regarding your relation to the internet.<br /> <br /> So, please, please, please, please, could you tell me what do you think have been the worst thing that trolls have done to you? What have you done against them? How do you endure all what they have done to you? What do you think they would do next? What do you think it's the worst think they could do next?<br /> <br /> I know that remembering some of those it could cause some stress to you, but it's very important to me to know, in order to understand you better.<br /> <br /> I hope you can answer this letter with your honest opinion.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|In a few keywords of their deeds: '''[[BlueSpike|Deception]], [[Liquid Chris|Identity Theft]], [[Honest Content|Theft of Private Information]], [[Julie|Humiliation]], [[Jack|Blackmail]], [[Clyde|Mockery]], Slander, [[Ego|Exaggerations]], Mislabels, Bullying, Torturing, [[List of Chris's lies|Lying]], Conniving, Two-Face, Double-Dealing, No-Good, Villainous Sons Of B*****s.}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris misses the point again===<br /> {{Email|From: Bob Bobson &lt;totallyfine1@gmail.com&gt;<br /> I've heard that you had to leave [[Richmond]] because your neighbors were spreading rumors about you!<br /> <br /> Is this true? It's such a pity that people would lie about such a charming person!}}<br /> {{EmailReply|No, that is FALSE; I left Richmond, because it was felt that the more appropriate College for me was back in [[Charlottesville]].}}<br /> <br /> ==Rejected Mailbag==<br /> ===That d*** Hitler===<br /> {{Email|From: Jack Dison &lt;jack.dison@hotmail.co.uk&gt;<br /> Dear Chris,<br /> <br /> I am absolutely disgusted with your current story arc in your comics and you should be ashamed of yourself. Homosexual people are happy with their lives and and hurt no one, they don't force their lifestyles or choices onto anyone, and for you to write a story where a &quot;cure&quot; is forced upon them like they have some sort of contagious disease is despicable, you wiping out gay people is akin to what Hitler did to the jews in world war 2. Are you going to have them round all the gays up into camps so they can &quot;cure&quot; them more easily? These people put up with enough bigotry and their lives can be hard thanks to narrow minded evil people like you. I demand that you stop this sick plotline and apologize to gay people for it, else I will personally see to it that everyone in your fanbase undetstands the kind of evil bigot that you are.<br /> <br /> Shocked and appalled,<br /> <br /> Jack Dison.}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I am not like that d*** Hitler at all, and I have not such intentions to your incredible theories of how I would treat the homosexuals. I respect them as people; what they do behind closed doors is NONE OF MY BUSINESS, and I DO NOT CARE FOR IT AT ALL, especially between two dudes; IT IS DISGUSTING AND HORRIBLE.}}<br /> <br /> ==Autism Mailbag==<br /> ===Doctors suck===<br /> {{Email|From: Cad Earnest &lt;goldorthegold@yahoo.co.uk&gt;<br /> Hey Chris. I have been reading your mailbag and I've noticed one thing. You seem to never admit you're wrong about ANYTHING, especially the aspergers and autism thing. Why do you think you're correct and the dozen or so people providing psychological or medical sources showing aspergers is linked to autism are wrong?<br /> <br /> Could you explain why you are a reliable source on Aspergers syndrome? and why all the psychologists and doctors who have proof that autism and aspergers are linked are wrong?}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Firstly, I have admitted before of times when I was mistaken and stood corrected. But on this issue, I stand closed-minded to the scientists who DARE put the name of such an ailment that sounds like a BAD CUT OF COW MEAT in any relation to Autism. I will admit that they may be similar, but the two are NOT THE SAME. So, aspergers is NOT ANY FORM OF AUTISM AT ALL.}}<br /> <br /> ==Parodies==<br /> ===A very Asperchu Christmas===<br /> {{Email|From: Alec-chan [[Asperchu]] &lt;albasperchu@live.com&gt;<br /> Hey, Chris! I was inspired by your Sonichu and Rosechu [[Christmas Story|christmas story]], so I decided to write one for ASPERCHU! I have only completed Part One so far, which is only about two pages, but I definitely have craziness in store for this story! I hope you like it!<br /> <br /> An Asperchu Xmas<br /> <br /> Part One<br /> <br /> Asperchu moved to the window. It was lightly flecked with white snow and frost, archipelagos of little crystals like glistening drops of comeuppance, made all the more beautiful against the contrasting dark backdrop of his Grandma Snorlax's cuddly girth as she reclined against the south side of the house. Turning around, he saw the barest hint of Christmas lights scattering their faint rainbow about the room, casting a soft prism of shadows amongst the boxes and laundry baskets in the room. The mixed scent of cat food and bengay gently wafted through the air. All in all, Asperchu was certainly a lucky chu.<br /> <br /> &quot;Meow?&quot; he heard coming from his feet. It was Mehmed, looking up at him questioningly, his tail twitching. In the corner, Artaxerxes and Bismarck were wrestling with each other over a ball of yarn. Silly kitties.<br /> <br /> &quot;Sorry, Mehmed, I don't have time to play now,&quot; said Asperchu, stroking the tabby's fur. &quot;I have to go meet Max at the mall. You be good now.&quot; Asperchu walked to the door. &quot;Bye, Grandpa Alzheichu!&quot; he called to the kindly old man resting in the corner, dozing to the sound of minorities mispronouncing state names on The Sing-Off on NBC. He didn't respond. Probably just reminiscing about the days of old, thought Asperchu.<br /> <br /> He rounded the corner of the house and waived to his other guardian. &quot;Bye, Grandma Snorlax!&quot; he shouted.<br /> <br /> &quot;RGHGHRRRGGHGHAUGHGUUGHLVVZZZVP&quot;, she gently snored back. Grandpa Alzheichu said she was still sleeping and would be for a long time, due to being sick with the AIDS, but Asperchu knew in his Strong Heart that she heard him, and her snore was a kindly greeting each time he passed. Some day soon, she would awaken. He just knew it.<br /> <br /> Asperchu trekked down the sidewalk, arriving at the gates of the Eden Prairie Mall. &quot;Hi, Asperchu!&quot; he heard a tinny voice shout. He turned and looked, there was Max.<br /> <br /> &quot;Oh, hi, Max. How are you?&quot; He said. Max had agreed to meet him here to go Christmas shopping for their friend Jivin's present. &quot;Say, what do you think Jivin would like? We filled his mailbox with Starburst last year and he just thought it was the bees' knees, but we can't just do that again this year.&quot; Asperchu paused and frowned in thought. &quot;I was thinking something along the lines of a George Foreman grill or something. I know he mentioned something called &quot;black and milds&quot;, but you know I looked them up and turns out they are cigarettes! He should know smoking is wrong. What do you...&quot; Asperchu suddenly noticed Max's pensive look. &quot;What is it, Max?&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Well,&quot; began Max, &quot;the thing is, Jivin confessed to me that he is a little depressed every time Christmas comes around.&quot; &quot;Why is that?&quot; Asked Asperchu. &quot;Well, it turns out in the land Jivin comes from, his people celebrate a mysterious festival around the same time of year as Christmas. They call it 'Kwanzaa'&quot;.<br /> <br /> &quot;Say&quot;, said Asperchu, &quot;That sounds downright hinky. Just what the heck is Kwanzaa?&quot;<br /> <br /> Well, I looked it up,&quot; said Max. &quot;Turns out its a week-long festival during which people of African descent celebrate their culture, history, and heritage. It was started for the purpose of preserving traditions that were under threat of assimilation into the much larger American culture, and is a recognition of unity, family, community, and especially the strength and pride of a collection of cultures from all over Africa.&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Wow, Max, I had no idea!&quot; said Asperchu. &quot;But you know, that is just like Jivin, celebrating the culture of the black peoples in order to give to a race other than his own.&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Well, actually, Asperchu,&quot; Max began, &quot;Jivin is bla--&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;You know what we should do?&quot; Asperchu interrupted, excited. &quot;We should put together a Kwanzaa festival for Jivin! I'm sure he'll love it!&quot;<br /> <br /> Max's eyes lightened. &quot;You know, Asperchu, that just might work!&quot;<br /> <br /> So Asperchu and Max went into the mall. But as Asperchu thought more about it, he realized he might be in over his head a little - after all, he had no idea how Kwanzaa was celebrated! It was time to do some research, he decided...<br /> <br /> to be continued in Part Two...<br /> <br /> Your friend and protege,<br /> <br /> Alec Benson Leary}}<br /> <br /> {{Mailbag}}</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Cwcsicle&diff=181669 2015-02-02T19:01:08Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Undo revision 181637 by Coreacello (talk) Restoring.</p> <hr /> <div>{{Honest}}<br /> [[Image:CWCSICLE.jpg|thumb|Chris' previous experience with freezing his [[duck]]]]<br /> <br /> '''Cwcsicle''' is a name of a video log entailing [[Chris]] sticking his [[duck|penis]] in the snow for fifteen minutes. It was made as part of the ''[[Wikipedia:Jackass 3D|Jackass 3D]]'' Prank Contest, in which the person who submitted the best prank would get to appear in ''Jackass 3D''. Needless to say, Chris did not win, as he violated both the rules and common sense; most ''Jackass''-style pranks are quite dangerous, so sending video footage (as opposed to plans or sketches) wasn't allowed.&lt;ref&gt;http://jackass-3d-contest.wonderhowto.com/blog/jackass-3d-prank-contest-0118504/&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris also claims that it is impossible to change the onboard clock on one's cellphone; this is obviously untrue, but Chris may have automatic update of date and time on his phone (a [[Wikipedia:Motorola W315|Motorola W315]]) and be too dim to know that it can be turned off. He may have feigned ignorance about this, in order to lie about the duration for which he performed this act of complete idiocy. <br /> <br /> It is split into five parts: 100_2123 through 7.MOV. These titles seem to suggest that it was made in [[February 2010]]. It is the most recently released work to feature the [[Medallion of Fail|Sonichu Medallion.]]<br /> <br /> ==Transcripts==<br /> ===100_2123.MOV (0:25)===<br /> ''[Christian stands in his snow-covered backyard. He is dressed quite heavily, pointing the camera at himself [[Chris and cinematography|with a rather shaky hand]].]''<br /> Hi, I'm Christian Chandler, uh, this is ''&quot;[[Random-access humor|Frozen Stalactite.]]&quot; [Attempts to tilt camera towards crotch, missing it entirely.]'' I'm gonna put my dick in the snow ''[Aims it back at his face.]'' and I'm gonna leave it in there for about fifteen minutes. Currently it's 12:38 ''[Holds up his phone with his free hand]'' according to my cell phone clock. If there's one clock you can not change, it's the one on your cell phone. ''[Pans camera down, revealing that he's buried himself waist-deep. Pans back up.]'' Okay, see ya'll in fifteen minutes.<br /> <br /> ===100_2124.MOV (0:07)===<br /> ''[Holds up phone.]'' Yeah, about six minutes in now. Whooh. Boy, it's cold. I've had p-''[Video abruptly ends.]''<br /> <br /> ===100_2125.MOV (0:10)===<br /> ''[Carrying on from where the former left off, albeit with a little more urgency.]'' About six minutes in now. I've had previous experiences with, uh, freezing my dick, and I've even stretched it a bit. Right. I'll be checking back in se-in seven.<br /> <br /> ===100_2126.MOV (0:22)===<br /> A-alrighty, it's 12:53 ''[Nearly beans himself in the face with his camera lens.]'' Let's pull me out. ''[Gets up with a grunt, nearly loses balance. Camera goes out of focus, although Chris can be heard shivering. The camera turns to focus on his crotch, with his [[duck]] thankfully quite out of view. The sound of something scraping the mic can be heard as he examines his genitals.]'' Feels blue. ''[Camera goes out of focus, then turns to his penis. Not only is it quite within view, it has turned bright red and the camera is upside down. Shortly after, the camera turns away.]'' Look at all that snow all over me. There's the hole it was in. ''[Camera finally turns to Chris' face.]'' Heh. Kids, that is definitely something- ''[Video abruptly ends.]''<br /> <br /> ===100_2127.MOV (0:06)===<br /> Everybody, I dare say that is one stunt you should not try at home. Peace out. ''[camera turns away as he sets it down.]''<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itfzlADNFb8&amp;feature=youtube_gdata SFW version]<br /> *[https://docs.google.com/open?id=0B6mRSOBYFcaBUng2eVM1QTZpdWs Download]<br /> <br /> {{LeakedVideos}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Chris-chan videos, February 2010]]<br /> [[Category:Leaked videos]]<br /> [[Category:Outdoor videos]]<br /> [[Category:Certain videos of the naughty nature]]</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Electric_Hedgehog_Pok%C3%A9mon&diff=181668 2015-02-02T19:00:51Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Undo revision 181635 by Coreacello (talk) Restoring.</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:EvolutionChart.png|thumb|350px|Evolution chart, based on Chris's statements about Sonichu evolution in a [[Pokémon: Lightning Version|hypothetical Pokémon game.]]]]<br /> <br /> The '''Electric Hedgehog Pokémon''' are a group of [[Pokémon]] created independently by [[Christian Weston Chandler]] outside the canon of its parent franchise.<br /> <br /> ==Males==<br /> Male Electric Hedgehog Pokémon species include:<br /> * [[Sonee]] (child)<br /> * [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] (adult)<br /> * [[Metonic]] (mature)<br /> Individual male Electric Hedgehog Pokémon include:<br /> * [[Sonichu]]<br /> * [[Blake]] (Black Sonichu)<br /> * [[BlazeBob Sonichu]]<br /> *[[Asperchu parodies#Sonichu and the Chaotic Combo|Bobby Sonichu]]<br /> * [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] (Transformation)<br /> * [[Colossal Chan]] (Half-Human Transformation)<br /> * [[Darkbind Sonichu]]<br /> * [[Liquid Chris#In the comic|IBAChandler Sonichu]] (Transformation)<br /> * [[Jamsta Sonichu]]<br /> * [[Magi-Chan]]<br /> *[[Asperchu parodies#Sonichu and the Chaotic Combo|Michael Sonichu]]<br /> *[[Asperchu parodies#Mitch Sonichu|Mitch Sonichu]]<br /> * [[Punchy Sonichu]]<br /> * [[Reldnahc Ha-Taque]] (Transformation)<br /> * [[Robbie Sonee]]<br /> *[[Asperchu parodies#Sonichu and the Chaotic Combo|Swift Sonichu]]<br /> * [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] (Transformation)<br /> *[[Asperchu parodies#Sonichu and the Chaotic Combo|Whisp Sonichu]]<br /> * [[Wild Sonichu]]<br /> <br /> ==Females==<br /> Female Electric Hedgehog Pokémon species include:<br /> * [[Rosey]] (child)<br /> * [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] (adult)<br /> * [[Vamprosa]] (mature)<br /> Individual female Electric Hedgehog Pokémon include:<br /> * [[Rosechu]]<br /> * [[Angelica Rosechu]]<br /> *[[Asperchu parodies#Basement Rosechus|Bride Rosechu]]<br /> *[[Asperchu parodies#Basement Rosechus|Brit-Tay Rosechu]]<br /> * [[Bubbles Rosechu]]<br /> * [[Cerah Rosey]]<br /> * [[Christine Rosey]]<br /> * [[Chloe Rosechu]]<br /> * [[Crystalina Rosechu]] (Transformation)<br /> *[[Asperchu parodies#Sonichu and the Chaotic Combo|Kitty Rosechu]]<br /> * [[Lolisa Rosechu]] <br /> *[[Asperchu parodies#Basement Rosechus|Mary Rosechu]]<br /> *[[Asperchu parodies#Basement Rosechus|Moe Rosechu]]<br /> * [[Saramah Rosechu]] (Transformation)<br /> * [[Sandy Rosechu]]<br /> * [[Silvana Rosechu]] (intersex, born as a Rosey)<br /> * [[Simonla Rosechu]]<br /> *[[Asperchu parodies#Sonichu and the Chaotic Combo|Trisha Rosechu]]<br /> * [[Zapina Rosechu]] <br /> * [[Zelina Rosechu]]<br /> <br /> ==Pokémon?==<br /> There is very little evidence to support the idea that Electric Hedgehogs actually ''are'' Pokémon ; None of them rely on trainers, all have full powers of speech and, as far as can be seen, they are essentially treated as humans in [[CWCville]]. As Sonees and Roseys, they hatch from eggs and &quot;evolve&quot; into their adult forms, but the similarities end there. Only two of them ([[Blazebob Sonichu]] and [[Chloe Rosechu]]) have ever been put into a Poké Ball (although Chris has alluded to placing [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] into [[S-Chu Ball]]s)&lt;ref&gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Family_Guy#Story_of_the_CWC_Episode_for_.22Family_Guy.22&lt;/ref&gt;. As individual species, Pokémon lack the vast varieties of powers and appearances that Sonichus and Rosechus have ; Pokémon can only know four moves at a time, whereas Sonichu and company appear to simply have whatever abilities would be convenient at any given moment. Even the ''Pokémon'' [[anime]], which prefers to use the gameplay mechanics as a general rule instead of a physical law, has Pokémon knowing no more than four moves at once and does not portray Pokémon using moves that they cannot learn in-game (most of the time). However, like most of Chris's creations, Sonichus and Rosechus are essentially just Mary Sues, so the fact that they can rebel against established Pokémon rules is not altogether surprising.<br /> <br /> It should also be noted that Chris will, unsurprisingly, ignore the logic of &quot;Super Effective&quot; [[Chris and writing|unless it suits him]]. In the games, attacks will have their base power doubled or halved (or nullified altogether) if the opposing Pokémon is weak or resistant to the type of the attack used. This enables weak Pokémon to bring down opponents several levels higher than they ; so long as they are weak to their attacks, they will go down faster. The anime prefers to ignore this rule and, if it is ever invoked, it is done to show how tough a particular Pokémon is. With Chris, though, it's just him being stupid.<br /> <br /> ==Trivia==<br /> Note that while very similar, characters such as [[Bionic the Hedgehog]], [[Megagi La Skunk]], [[Canino Houndhowl]] and [[Jiggliami]] are not Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Also note that some of the listed characters, [[Simonla]] and [[Silvana]], are not even partially Electric-type, making the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon typing a misnomer.<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[Anchuent Prophecy]], which allows humans to transform into Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.<br /> * [[Chaotic Combo]]<br /> * [[Pokémon]]<br /> * [[List of Sonichu characters]]<br /> <br /> {{Sonichu}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki:Current_events&diff=181667 2015-02-02T19:00:35Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Undo revision 181634 by Coreacello (talk) Restoring.</p> <hr /> <div>{{EventEntry|25 [[January 2015]]|The CWCki turns 6|The CWCki turns 6 years old today.}}<br /> <br /> {{EventEntry|23 [[July 2013]]|JenkinsJinkies Week|Happy [[JenkinsJinkies]] Week! This week marks the third anniversary of our favourite troll.}}<br /> <br /> {{EventEntry|4 [[February 2011]]|[[CWCki:Inside the Pickle Suit|Inside the Pickle Suit]]|Inside the Pickle Suit, a new CWCki project wherein CWCki users can ask famous Chris trolls for their side of their story. First candidate is [[Ivy|Ivy's ghost]] so be sure you submit your questions by the 10 February deadline.}}<br /> <br /> {{EventEntry|25 [[January 2011]]|The CWCki turns 2|The CWCki turns 2 years old today.}}<br /> <br /> {{EventEntry|15 [[October 2010]]|Fan Works deletion|The votes are in: the Fan Works section has been deleted.}}<br /> <br /> {{EventEntry|4 [[October 2010]]|Fan Works fate|Vote [[CWCki:General#getting_rid_of_the_fan_works_section|here]] to determine the fate of the Fan Works index. Voting ends 15 October.}}<br /> <br /> {{EventEntry|24 [[March 2010]]|[[Mumble]] transcription month|March is Mumble Month! First organized project of the [[Transcription Collective]] is to finish transcriptions of the [[Mumble]] chats. First project is [[Mumble 2]]. Participants will receive a SPECIAL EDITION userbox. See [[CWCki_talk:Transcription_Collective#March_is_Mumble_Month|here]] for details.}}<br /> <br /> {{EventEntry|24 [[February 2010]]|Chris's birthday and [[CWCki:Transcription Collective|Transcription Collective]]|CWCKi celebrates Chris's 28th birthday. In celebration, the [[CWCki:Transcription Collective|Transcription Collective]], a new CWCki project to aid with media transcription, is launched.}}<br /> <br /> {{EventEntry|25 [[January 2010]]|Happy birthday, CWCki!|The CWCki's MediaWiki incarnation turns 1 year old today.}}<br /> <br /> {{EventEntry|4 [[January 2010]]|CWCki upgrades!|The CWCki moves onto a new server. Within the first 24 hours, all of its images are [[CWCki:Operation Restore|restored]]. With the increased file space the new server offers, CWCki is set to improve even further.}}<br /> <br /> {{EventEntry|11 [[December 2009]]|[[CWCki:Operation Grammatification|Operation Grammatification]] is launched|Operation Grammatification, an ongoing project and initial drive, is a new CWCki project designed to correct improper grammar and spelling on the CWCki and to adhere the wiki to standard wiki style.}}<br /> <br /> {{EventEntry|30 November 2009|[[CWCki:Artist Commune|Artist Commune]] is founded|The new CWCki project, the Artist Commune, is now launched, to get original art to enrich the CWCki and improve article quality.}}<br /> <br /> {{EventEntry|29 November 2009|[[CWCki:Operation Mailbag|Operation Mailbag]]|Operation Mailbag is live. CWCki users, have your questions answered by the [[Christian Weston Chandler|big CWC]] himself on his [[Mailbag]] feature on [[CWCipedia]]. Please refer to the [[CWCki talk:Operation Mailbag|rules of engagement]] before submitting e-mails.}}<br /> <br /> {{EventEntry|31 October 2009|Happy Halloween!|It's Halloween on CWCki and we changed the logo to celebrate. The first CWCki holiday logo was designed by PVCC user HugglesAndPuggles. Expect more to come on upcoming holidays.}}<br /> {{EventEntry|25 June 2009|Half Birthday|[[CWCki]] turns six months (0.5 years) old today! Happy birthday!}}<br /> <br /> {{EventEntry|05 June 2009|Categorizing videos|A discussion on [[CWCki:Community_Portal#Categorizing_videos_-_POLICY_TYPE_VOTE|revising video categorization]] is underway. All CWCkipedians are encouraged to participate and contribute their thoughts. Discussion ends 12 June 2009.}}<br /> <br /> {{EventEntry|01 [[April 2009]]|APRIL FOOL'S|lol, April Fool's.}}<br /> <br /> {{EventEntry|25 March 2009|Scrapbook of Fail|Some new, hi-res images of slide show pictures from the [[DVD]] have been uploaded.}}<br /> <br /> {{EventEntry|24 March 2009|Scrapbook of Fail|All 518 images from the [[Scrapbook of Fail]] have been uploaded.}}<br /> <br /> {{EventEntry|11 March 2009|The best damn icon ever|This page gets an icon.}}<br /> <br /> {{EventEntry|10 March 2009|The Great Unsuckening|CWCki undergoes a makeover to make it look like a more respectable wiki.}}<br /> <br /> {{EventEntry|27 January 2009|Editing In Progress|The CWCki undergoes heavy editing in order to take over from its predecessor}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Events]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:CWCki]]</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&diff=181665 2015-02-02T19:00:11Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Restoring.</p> <hr /> <div>&lt;!-- BANNER ACROSS TOP OF PAGE --&gt;<br /> {| id=&quot;mp-topbanner&quot; style=&quot;width:100%; background:#fcfcfc; margin-top:1.2em; border:1px solid #ccc;&quot;<br /> | style=&quot;width:100%; color:#000;&quot; |<br /> &lt;!-- &quot;WELCOME TO CWCKI&quot; AND ARTICLE COUNT --&gt;<br /> {| style=&quot;width:100%; border:none; background:none;&quot;<br /> | style=&quot;width:50%; text-align:center; white-space:nowrap; color:#000;&quot; |<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;font-size:162%; border:none; margin:0; padding:.1em; color:#000;&quot;&gt;Welcome to the [[CWCki]]!&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;&quot;&gt;The [[TRUE and HONEST]] encyclopedia about [[Christian Weston Chandler]].&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;&quot;&gt;''WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!''&lt;/div&gt;<br /> &lt;div id=&quot;articlecount&quot; style=&quot;width:100%; text-align:center; font-size:85%;&quot;&gt;We currently have [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] articles...and counting!&lt;/div&gt;<br /> |}<br /> &lt;!-- CWCKI IMAGE --&gt;<br /> | style=&quot;width:50%; font-size:100%;&quot; |<br /> [[File:CWCiki Introduction.jpg]]<br /> |}<br /> &lt;!-- QUOTE OF THE NOW --&gt;<br /> {| id=&quot;mp-tfp&quot; style=&quot;margin:4px 0 0 0; width:100%; background:none;&quot;<br /> | class=&quot;MainPageBG&quot; style=&quot;width:100%; border:1px solid #ddcef2; background:#faf5ff; vertical-align:top; color:#000;&quot;|<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;2&quot; cellspacing=&quot;5&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align:top; background:#faf5ff; color:#000; width:100%&quot;<br /> ! &lt;h2 id=&quot;mp-tfp-h2&quot; style=&quot;margin:0; background:#ddcef2; font-size:120%; font-weight:bold; border:1px solid #afa3bf; text-align:left; color:#000; padding:0.2em 0.4em&quot;&gt;Quote of the Now&lt;/h2&gt;<br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;color:#000;&quot; | {{Quote of the now}}<br /> |}<br /> |}<br /> &lt;!-- CHECK THIS OUT --&gt;<br /> {| id=&quot;mp-tfp&quot; style=&quot;margin:4px 0 0 0; width:100%; background:none;&quot;<br /> | class=&quot;MainPageBG&quot; style=&quot;width:100%; border:1px solid #EEDC82; background:#FFE4B5; vertical-align:top; color:#000;&quot;|<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;2&quot; cellspacing=&quot;5&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align:top; background:#FFE4B5; color:#000; width:100%&quot;<br /> | style=&quot;color:#000;&quot; | {{Check this out}}<br /> |}<br /> |}<br /> &lt;!-- ARTICLE OF NOW; ARTICLE IMPROVEMENT; DID YOU KNOW? 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Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=A-Logs&diff=181663 2015-02-02T18:59:14Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Updating link.</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:A_Log.jpg|thumb|240px|Anthony &quot;A-Log&quot; LoGatto was a YouTube commentator known for his commentaries on Chris's videos and harshly criticizing Chris while having many faults similar to Chris himself.]]<br /> [[File:A-Logging in nutshell.jpg|thumb|A-Logging in a nutshell. You don't even need to watch the video in question, the title and thumbnail is quite enough, thank you very much.]]<br /> [[File:ILoveRobotR34AndMeNotBeingChrisCompletelyJustifiesIt.jpg|thumb|&quot;Hey, at least it's not Chris-Chan doing it.&quot;]]<br /> <br /> {{Articleofthenow}}<br /> <br /> {{Protip|This article is about the term &quot;A-Logging&quot;, not about Anthony Logatto. Information on A-Log himself should go to his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|What Saddam did in the [[Father Call|Gulf War]] was potatoes to what [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] has done.|A-Log, and an example of A-Logging}}<br /> <br /> '''A-Logging''' is a term used to describe the practice of those who follow Chris who wish to inflict harm upon him, often physical, and often for perceived &quot;crimes&quot; that Chris is &quot;guilty&quot; of. Those who follow this practice are known as '''A-Logs'''. A-Logs are an opposite extreme to [[White knight|white knights]], whereas white knights try to defend Chris from [[trolls]] and help him to improve his situation, A-Logs hold the belief that Chris is beneath contempt and deserving of whatever scorn and harm he is subjected to and then some. While once fashionable, it has become a view associated with people who wish to &quot;trollshield&quot; themselves, and therefore is looked down upon by the greater CWC community.<br /> <br /> The term originates from '''Anthony &quot;A-Log&quot; LoGatto''', a [[YouTube]] commentator who is known for providing commentary on Chris's videos, and often goes on about how Chris is an awful person (and how he, A-Log, is better) and wishes harm to be inflicted on him. However, A-Log is notorious for being known as &quot;Chris-Chan 2.0&quot; because of his poorly-written erotic fanfiction, his college radio show, his awkward interviews at WolfDork.com, a leaked video of an awful stand-up routine he did, and much, much more. It was this practice, among other things (including his own similarities to Chris himself), that led to A-Log becoming a trolling subject himself, and the inspiration of this very page.<br /> <br /> At one point, A-Log even received his own wiki called the &quot;Logattopedia&quot;, but unlike the CWCki was relatively unpopular and was very short-lived.<br /> <br /> ==Motivations==<br /> There are a few motivations which are common in A-Logs, as they are the motivations behind the original A-Log's commentaries.<br /> <br /> ===Justifications for trolling Chris===<br /> Some would argue that it is sinister and just plain wrong to mock a mentally deficient person such as Chris. As a result, some people justify trolling him by arguing that he ''is'', in fact, a bad person who &quot;deserves&quot; to be trolled. One common argument is that &quot;Chris gives [[autism|autistics]] a bad name.&quot; Others will appeal to his [[Chris and race|debatable racism]], [[homos|homophobia]], or [[Women's rights|sexism]] as excuses to troll Chris. By establishing that Chris is a bad person, it seems to justify that Chris not only deserves the treatment he currently receives, but also deserves physical and/or psychological harm inflicted on him.<br /> <br /> It was notable that Chris had done quite a lot of horrible deeds in his life - be it [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Megagi_La_Skunk_agrees_that_you_should_have_never_been_born|cursing his former potential sweetheart Megan Schroeder for trolling him]] (which of course, she obviously didn't) or [[28 October 2011|running over Michael Snyder with his car]]. This motivated the A-Loggers to ironically wish him death and curse him.<br /> <br /> ===Trollshielding===<br /> Often times, those who &quot;A-Log&quot; do so to &quot;[https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Troll_Shielding trollshield]&quot; or avoid becoming troll victims as well. These people tend to have many traits in common with Chris - they too are autistic, still live at home beyond an appropriate age, are unemployed and/or are living off welfare, have trouble with romance, or are fixated on childish things. Some are perhaps even worse off than Chris. However, A-Logs will argue that they are &quot;at least not like Chris&quot; and are fervent in their urge to troll Chris so people don't troll them themselves. Often times, as in the case of the original A-Log this backfires and they find themselves becoming the subject of trolls.<br /> <br /> ==Arguments against A-Logs==<br /> <br /> While Chris is far from perfect, there are those who believe that he is not exactly deserving of harm or extreme abuse that A-Logs would call for. This is reminiscent of the divided opinions in regards to [[BlueSpike]] and his style of trolling, with many disapproving of his extreme methods, but some who want a return to those more sadistic times.<br /> <br /> ===Chris is not Hitler===<br /> Chris is not an utterly despicable person who is guilty of &quot;crimes&quot; that must be punished. Hitler was responsible for the death of nearly 11 million civilians during World War II.&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/Holocaust/36qs.html 36 Questions &amp; Answers About the Holocaust]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris, for the most part, is just a gullible idiot who spends his time playing [[video games|vidya]]. While he ''is'' quite prone to [[Chris and anger|rage]] and has a noted tendency to threaten people with violence and [[death threats|death]], it is generally understood that Chris is not competent enough to actually carry out any threats. There are only a few notable events in [[Sonichu_8|Sonichu]] and [[Sonichu_10|CWCville]] where Chris's fictional actions are violent. Also, A-Logs tend to turn to the October 2011 GAMe PLACe incident to try and portray Chris as a truly violent individual. More likely than not, Chris's actions on that day were the result of his mother's influence, non-existent driving skills, and sheer blind panic rather than outright malevolence.&lt;ref&gt;[[28 October 2011#Email?|&quot;Mom took the wheel&quot;]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[DayOut|Chris exhibits poor judgement while driving]]&lt;/ref&gt; Moreover, Chris's [[26 December 2014|macing of an employee and vandalizing ''Sonic Boom'' displays while banned from]] [[GameStop]] stemmed from his [[Stress|overreaction towards]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|a simple design change]], rather than an actual craving for causing a felony.<br /> <br /> ===There's no legal defense over attacking Chris for real===<br /> Perhaps the best reason against A-Logging is the legal liability (i.e. being charged and possibly convicted of stalking, terroristic threats, assault, or any other possible charges that could be filed against someone). Whatever feelings you may have against Chris, there is no legal defense for taking the law into your own hands and subsequently ending up with a possible life-altering felony conviction. In addition to this, the charm of watching him is his eternal rage over an enemy that does not exist. Committing actual violence would only legitimize Chris's victim complex.<br /> <br /> ===Chris's [[Chris and race|be]][[Homos|liefs]] are simply ignorant, not supremest===<br /> While his views on race and homosexuality are not politically correct, they hardly seem to suggest Chris is an amoral monster. Chris's discomfort for black people, while not politically correct, is arguably more from failing to understand social norms. Chris simply doesn't understand that one does not announce to the world one is discomforted by African-Americans; this is far from the outright ideology of white supremacy that your average KKK member would have. Chris has no history of actually going out and lynching blacks or other minorities that discomfort him. Chris's notable offenses have been picking on and applying stereotypes to the black kids who defeated him in card games at [[The GAMe PLACe]], as well as using &quot;Jew&quot; as a pejorative against [[Michael Snyder]], who Chris inaccurately believes to be Jewish. One of Chris's grievances, if you can call it that, is that non-white women don't fit his ideal vision of a [[sweetheart]], which he constantly fails to properly articulate; it is entirely possible for a non-racist white man to not be sexually attracted to non-white women. Chris has used the racial slur of &quot;nigger&quot; in a few of his means of communication, though he shows some degree of reservation where he uses this word. During the [[Lars Call]], Chris shows great apprehension towards using the word &quot;nigga&quot; and only does so when Lars gives him implicit permission. One of the most famous instances of Chris's use of the word &quot;nigger&quot; is in his video confronting Surf Shack Tito on his trolling efforts.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb#Video|On camera use of the word &quot;nigger&quot;]]&lt;/ref&gt; In this video, Chris's racism is often found humorous as Tito is meant to be of Hawaiian descent. When one examines Chris's use of the word, he does not show any understanding of the complexity, history, proper context, or underlying implications of the slur.&lt;ref&gt;[[Surfshack Tito E-mails|Chris's liberal use of &quot;nigger&quot;]]&lt;/ref&gt; Once again, it is likely that Chris has been exposed to this word and chooses to repeat it blindly as he knows it that it is edgy and offensive to coloreds.<br /> <br /> In regards to his homophobia, while his reasons are ill-informed at best, not to mention that he has had no known positive experiences with homosexual men, specifically, or at least those he perceives to be. Chris's father is the likely source of Chris's dislike of homosexuals as Chris has had very little friendly interaction with anyone, never mind true homosexuals.&lt;ref&gt;[[Matthew Noble call#Transcript|&quot;[...]conspired together with a couple of other people- kids there that I think were gay[...]&quot;]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|&quot;[...]and my father threw the damned &quot;fag&quot; card at me.&quot;]]&lt;/ref&gt; In short, Chris is ''not'' the Westboro Baptist Church- he is not involved in massive campaigns against homosexuals using inflammatory language or protests, nor is he head of a power-lobbying group against LGBT individuals in Washington, he's just a redneck who's too indoctrinated by his parents and unused to minorities, or the concept of people being different to him, to know better.<br /> <br /> ===Chris just cannot get a job===<br /> Some A-Logs contend that Chris is a bad person because he &quot;steals&quot; [[tugboat|taxpayer]] money. What is almost always overlooked by A-Logs who make this claim is that it wasn’t Chris who applied for social security disability; it was [[Bob|his father]] who applied for Chris and it was he who convinced Chris that he would make more off of disability than working at a minimum wage job. Realistically, Chris didn’t have any say in the matter because Bob held all the purse strings when it came to Chris having food, shelter and clothing. <br /> <br /> So why doesn’t Chris get off his “lazy butt and earn his keep”? Well, because there are a couple of very difficult barriers that stand in his way that many A-Loggers simply don’t take into consideration.<br /> <br /> First, there is the bureaucratic red tape and regulations involved in someone who is on disability working full-time. Ironically, it isn’t Chris sitting around playing video games day after day receiving a government check that would likely get him in trouble for disability fraud, it would be working full-time at a minimum wage job while still getting a disability check that would get him in trouble.<br /> <br /> Second, there is the issue of Chris's lack of preparation in independent living skills as well as his lack of coaching in finding a job and being able to keep it. Moreover, given Chris’s rather infamous reputation by people who have documented every unsavory aspect of his life, it would be more likely than not by taking someone working in human services or in the employment field (that has extremely strong networking and connections) and a job coach (on a long-term basis) to convince a skeptical employer to give Chris a realistic chance at successfully finding and keeping a job. In addition, given Chris's rap sheet, even under ideal circumstances Chris's chances at decent employment may be slim at best. Chris has been convicted for the events of [[28 October 2011]] which may deter potential employers, regardless of his ability to perform to tasks they set him. While it may sound attractive to the uninformed to &quot;kick his ass&quot; when it comes to Chris working, in reality there are deep-seated issues that go way beyond the expertise of a few trolls, and no amount of A-Logging can change this.<br /> <br /> ===Chris is just an idiot===<br /> Chris is not mentally retarded as defined by medical standards. His IQ is within normal range. What trips him up is his lack of &quot;street smarts&quot; or common sense. He actually believed that an [[Vanessa Hudgens|attractive celebrity]] was interested in him sexually and that he was talking to her. He still insists that he's had many [[sweetheart|sweethearts]], all very attractive women, and doesn't find it curious that they suddenly die or disappear. He is an easy mark, not a criminal mastermind.<br /> <br /> ===Most people can avoid the trolls===<br /> Chris ''does'' share traits with a lot of people, and some of these traits are quite disturbing and embarrassing. It's a fair assumption that a lot of people who are following Chris's antics are unemployed gamer losers, for example. A lot of people have seen Chris and uttered in their minds &quot;Finally, here's someone who's far more pathetic than I am.&quot;<br /> <br /> But these traits, in itself, ''don't'' make you trollable. They ''may'' make you subject to ridicule, but it's an altogether different matter how you respond to that ridicule. You may give the people who laugh at you a mature response--laugh along with them at your own admitted faults, or just let the unwarranted criticism be what it is. Trolls certainly aren't interested in productive debate.<br /> <br /> ''Or'' you can be like Chris and get [[Chris Calls Clyde Out|BLANGRY]] at every traitorous troll under [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lucricities]], which is exactly what they want.<br /> <br /> Most people can recognize their own faults and try to cope with them. Chris cannot.<br /> <br /> ==Examples==<br /> {{quote|Obviously you've never heard of what he calls other people who are autistic, and that he calls people with [[Asperger syndrome|Aspergers]](such as myself) &quot;fakers&quot;. he doesn't deserve some, he deserves everything for giving us a bad name. The [[trolls]] are also doing what they do to him for a good reason. it's not about the autism to them, but more of that he's a moron who is evil reincarnate and deserves to go back to hell. I don't believe you know what all CWC has done to us on youtube.|GamerXZ0, in a YouTube comment on one of A-Log's videos.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|29 years ago today, satan was born and molded into the fucktardian [[Duck|PENIS]] we know &amp; despise today! Should i ever see him i'm gonna [[wikipedia:Mass Transit incident (professional wrestling)|destroy him worse than new jack did to mass transit!]]|ISLAVERDE29, another YouTube comment on one of A-Log's videos.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Hooray [[Bob Chandler|he's]] dead. Now he'lll be spending his eternity in hell while I go piss on his grave.|mxc82, again, another YouTube comment on one of A-Log's videos, referring to [[Bob Chandler]]'s death.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Mostly because I was hoping the video would end with him getting shot dead. by the [[Ruckersville]] [[Jerkops|police]]. You can imagine how disappointed I am to find him still alive and kicking when the video is over.|CKO92 on YouTube, reacting over the [[CWC_Lego_Manchester_High_School_Oct_18_2013|Lego High School]] video.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Chris Chan u are the single worst human being who ever live. If it wasn't for u fellow [[Autism|autistics]] and [[Sonichu|Sonic OC]] creators like me would be respected by the world. What you have done is unforgivable. I hope [[Barb]] dies and you spend the last minutes of your life crying about how your a pathetic failure fuck you|OfficialSteroidHedgy, in a comment in Chris's YouTube account.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I hope you are ashamed that a retarded autistic person (just like yourself) killed 20 innocent kids....all autistic people should be wiped from the earth and aborted before birth since you are all evil i wish the worst fates that heaven and hell can bring upon you and all the other autistic pieces of shit like you|RealReplyGirl4Ever, in a comment in Chris's YouTube account- comparing Chris to [[wikipedia:Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting|a man who shot up an elementary school]], and '''advocating genocide.'''}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Fine, make sure you light one where I can see it. Now, I want you to put it in your hand, I wanna see you get burned, you fucking dick. I want to see you see you get burned! I wanna see you get a fuckin' third-degree burn. I WANNA SEE YOU LOSE A FUCKING FINGER!!! Oh, and after— After you, uh— After you, uh, burn it? Shove it up your ass. How does that sound, Chris? Sound like your idea of a good time? Hey, Chris? Chris, wait. It's important. Dammit, listen. You can burn the [[medallion]] or shove it up your butt: make your choice. Ah, interrogating [[Autism|autistics]], it's so easy. It's so easy, especially with you, Chris. You. Dumb. Fuck. You make it all too easy. |[[BlueSpike]], [[Julie Reveals Herself|torturing Chris]].}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Guess whose house burned down today. CHRIS-CHAN!|Bad Webcomics Wiki, gloating on their Facebook Page about [[Destruction Of Chris's House|Chris's house burning down]].}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|HAHAHAHAHA|A response by the Bad Webcomics Wiki when a troll calls them out for the above.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Sadly, yes.|Another post from the Bad Webcomics Wiki's Facebook Page, when told that Chris survived the fire.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Words cannot adequately describe my '''utterly''' all-encompassing hatred and disgust for the grotesque entity that is Christian Weston Chandler. You Christian, are a shamelessly gruesome, inhuman monster. Everything you do and say only adds to your, almost incomprehensibly massive, list of atrocities. Were I to load up [[CWCki|http://www.sonichu.com]] or some other Chris-Chan-related news source and saw that you finally died a death which properly corresponded to what you've inflicted upon this world, it would be the happiest day of my life.<br /> <br /> Happiest. Day. Of. My. Life.|ephewe, on [[I Love You, Catherine]].}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Listen, you fat, autistic piece of shit. I've tolerated you so far because you're going to be my new neighbor, but this is the last straw. You traipse around your yard carrying blow up dolls and singing awkwardly, not to mention I can constantly hear you screaming at your mother. I am serious considering finishing cleaning this lot and selling this property to someone better equipped to handle someone like you. I was well within the city ordinances with this controlled brush burn. Also, if I see any other videos of me on my lot portraying me in a negative light, I will take up a libel suit with you.|Mac Slims, trying much too hard to pretend to be Chris's neighbor.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|God I fucking hate this piece of shit. I hope he dies.|JAZZ HANDS, on the [[26 December 2014|GameStop assault]] video.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Why the fuck is he still alive!?<br /> <br /> God, I mean, the guy looks ridiculous, he is also racist and an anti-social idiot that attacks people for no reason, and now he's a fucking burglar!? What's next, he will become the next Hitler?|Rafael Gutierrez, on the GameStop assault video.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Yes people, THIS is the person Chris's trolls have been whiteknighting and pussing out on trolling because hes &quot;had enough done to him&quot; seriously, give me a break, this guy is an asshole and deserves anything that happens to him because its his OWN DAMN FAULT|TheMojoCorps, on the GameStop assault video.}}<br /> <br /> ==See Also==<br /> *[[Weening]]<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Anthony_%27A-Log%27_LoGatto Anthony &quot;A-Log&quot; LoGatto on Encyclopedia Dramatica]<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/user/GeorgieBoyReturns YouTube: The A-Log Archive]<br /> *[http://www.forcesofgeek.com/2012/04/log-man-in-mirror.html An article from Forces of Geek about A-Log, and a more in-depth on Alogging.]<br /> *[http://real-life-villains.wikia.com/wiki/Christian_Weston_Chandler A particularly good example of A-Logging (read the comments, also A-Log being called an &quot;oppressed autistic internet celebrity&quot;)] <br /> <br /> [[Category: Trolling]]</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=BlueSpike&diff=181662 2015-02-02T18:58:33Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Updating link.</p> <hr /> <div>{{Articleofthenow}}<br /> <br /> {| class=&quot;infobox&quot; style=&quot;width: 21em; font-size: 90%;&quot;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | &lt;s&gt;Sweethearts&lt;/s&gt; Trolls<br /> |-<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot; | [[File:JULAYYYYYYYY.PNG|300px]]<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |BlueSpike<br /> |-<br /> |'''Real name'''<br /> |David<br /> |-<br /> | '''Alias'''<br /> | LeonSpike&lt;br/&gt;Julie Milvana&lt;br&gt;Max Milvana<br /> |-<br /> | '''Date of Birth'''<br /> | c. 1996<br /> |-<br /> | '''Gender'''<br /> | &lt;s&gt;Female&lt;/s&gt; Male<br /> |-<br /> | '''Nationality'''<br /> | [[United States of America|American]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Race'''<br /> | [[Chris and race|White]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Occupation(s)'''<br /> | [[Trolls|Troll]]<br /> |-<br /> |}<br /> Most thirteen-year-old boys only dream of getting to watch an [[autistic]] [[Chris|manchild]] shove pieces of [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC]] up his ass. '''BlueSpike''' (AKA '''LeonSpike''', &quot;a 13 year old brat&quot; according to Chris) got to live that dream, when he [[troll]]ed Chris through two identities: a [[sweetheart]] '''Julie''' (aka '''JULAAAY''') and her brother '''Max'''.<br /> <br /> The trolling caused events such as Chris admitting to Julie that he had tried the [[sex toys|anal beads and the butt dildo]], the infamous [[sex tape]] where he fucks [[Kimmi]], a description of a future scene from [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] alluding to his [[Gay 4 Sonichu|gay fans]], how Chris hates everything that's not Aryan, his father [[Bob Walks In|Bob walking in]] to him [[mass debating]], and other sick shit.<br /> <br /> In [[August 2011]], Chris claimed to know BlueSpike's real identity (first name '''David''') and threatened to drop dox on him. However, this has yet to occur.<br /> <br /> ==Julie==<br /> [[Image:LetterfromJulie(2of2).jpg|thumb|left|100px|What Chris believed Julie looked like.]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|I can tell in my heart Julie IS 19.|Chris on Julie.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 10]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> {{quote|JULAAAAAAY!!!! JULAAAAAAY!!!!|Chris professes his undying love while humping a [[Kimmi|doll]].}}<br /> <br /> '''Julie Milvana'''&lt;ref&gt;[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 5]]&lt;/ref&gt; (born 13 July 1989&lt;ref&gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4]]&lt;/ref&gt;) was a [[Molvanîa]]n Methodist&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 8]]&lt;/ref&gt; [[Sonichu]] fan who became Chris's sweetheart after [[PandaHalo]]. Her kidnap by her evil brother Max led to Chris's ill-fated [[Ohio trip|rescue mission]] to Cleveland.<br /> <br /> Julie first showed up in IRC in December [[2008]], suggesting the infamous [[Tour of Chris's House]] video.&lt;ref&gt;[[IRC (15 December 2008)]]&lt;/ref&gt; She later posed a ton of ''Sonichu'' questions submitted by fans.&lt;ref&gt;[[IRC (28 December 2008)]]&lt;/ref&gt; She was later invited to [[Sonichu Girls]]. As early as 3 [[January 2009]], she asked Chris what he would do if a [[JERK]] kidnapped his [[heartsweet]] - he said, ''&quot;I would learn his demands if any, or if he hurt her, I'd strike the jerk back.&quot;'' Julie also got excited by the prospect of an orgy with Chris and the Sonichu Girls.&lt;ref&gt;[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]&lt;/ref&gt; The next day, it was revealed that Chris had promised his virginity to both Panda and Julie, and both ladies were furious, with Julie threatening to kill herself.&lt;ref&gt;[[IRC (04 January 2009)]]&lt;/ref&gt; Later she calmed down and moved to Ohio to live with relatives. Ever classy, Chris suggested a threesome with PandaHalo.&lt;ref&gt;[[BlueSpike Skype Logs]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris refused to drive to Ohio, instead insisting that Julie come to him. He also couldn't be bothered to attack Clyde in IRC, even when he threatened Julie.&lt;ref&gt;[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 2]]&lt;/ref&gt; <br /> <br /> When Chris chose [[Sarah May]] over her, Julie was crushed. Chris apologized, and then abruptly [[Autism|went back to talking about vidya]].&lt;ref name=&quot;a&quot;&gt;[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Clyde Cash made more serious threats against Julie, forcing Chris to upload a famous [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|5 February 2009 video]] admitting that he was gay.&lt;ref name=&quot;a&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> Once Chris got it into his head that [[PandaHalo]] had burned to death in a wildfire, he began to focus even more on Julie as a sweetheart.<br /> <br /> Chris received a [[:File:LetterfromJulie(1of2).jpg|letter]] written by Julie, the first physical [[:File:LetterfromJulie(2of2).jpg|proof]] of her &quot;existence&quot;. In it, it details the love professed by her to Chris.<br /> <br /> That Valentine's Day, Chris uploaded [[LittleBigPlanet|an ''LBP'' level]], and Chris and Julie took their relationship to the next level with cyber sex. [[Bob Walks In|Bob walked in]], and the rest is history. Chris's parents didn't believe that Julie was TRUE and HONEST.&lt;ref&gt;[[Bob Walks In Aftermath]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> In [[For Julie's Eyes Only|an infamous video]] of 20 [[February 2009]], Chris created a sex video for Julie with the help of his inflatable assistant [[Kimmi]], in order to give Julie an idea of what their first time together would be like. Chris's agonized cries of &quot;JULAAAAAAAY!&quot; would prove one of the most striking and memorable of CWC-isms; to this date, many erroneously believe that Kimmi ''is'' Julie. This is not so; Chris may be the most desperate man alive, but he's not quite got to the point where he's convinced himself any of his sex dolls are real.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Max==<br /> [[Image:Anon.jpg|thumb|left|100px|The mysterious Max.]]<br /> [[Image:Nnocac.jpg|thumb|Receipts from Chris's epic journey to Cleveland. Note that he asked for no [[pickle]]s on the mayo hamburger, and that the place he at was a [[Sonic]] Drive-In.]]<br /> <br /> Max was the evil, mysterious brother of Julie who held her against her will. On 26 February 2009, Chris valiantly traveled to [[Ohio trip|Ohio]] in a bid to rescue her and got his parents all worried. (His ancestors' spirits had wished him &quot;a Safe Trip to Ohio&quot; two days prior at [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral.)&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie Chat 7]]&lt;/ref&gt; Unfortunately, because Chris got the &quot;wrong&quot; address, he ended up at a run down house in the ghetto that was inhabited by an elderly [[black]] woman.&lt;ref&gt;[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 13]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> On 3 [[March 2009]], Max gained control of Chris's PlayStation Network account, and during an hour-long audio session he threatened to sell the PSN account and forbade Julie from seeing Chris. Chris was coerced into declaring [[BILLY MAYS]] to be the mayor of CWCville and shoving the pieces of his destroyed [[Sonichu medallion]] up his ass while shouting &quot;Zap to the extreme!&quot; before he was allowed to speak to Julie as seen in the video below, at which point Julie admits that both she and Max have been BlueSpike, a thirteen-year-old boy in league with Clyde Cash. At no point did BlueSpike even mention the sex tape (which had already gotten nearly two million hits). BlueSpike's female voice is an unconvincing falsetto, which makes it all the more hilarious that it worked so well on Chris.<br /> <br /> This incident shattered both his [[heart level]] and his anus to 0%.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{#ev:youtube|1xo3SAwefBM}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> {{-}}<br /> <br /> For audio and a complete transcription of the conversation, see [[Julie Reveals Herself]]. (The revelation of Julie's true identity comes in the final section of the transcript.)<br /> <br /> ==Encyclopedia Dramatica Troll War==<br /> [[Image:Advicespikemedallion.png|thumb|right|Kids say the darndest things.]]<br /> <br /> On 5 [[March 2009]], an all-out civil war broke out between trolls on the Chris-chan [[ED]] discussion page on whether BlueSpike had gone too far, whether he was a hypocrite, or if he was merely a tool initiated by Clyde Cash to ruse Chris into the further milking of [[lulz]]. Suffice to say, a combination of outrage and troll remorse turned the whole event into a clusterfuck.<br /> <br /> {{quote|If BlueSpike really is 13 years old, then we know who the real child molesters are. &quot;hey, they made fun of YOU for doing sonic recolours?, look at this guy!&quot;. &quot;hey! be one of the cool kids, help this autistic guy jack off, pretend to be a girl so we can video tape and record it...&quot; . Thats the REAL reason you were shiting it and called for a 30 minute silence just after, Clyde/Mayes. At least you had the balls to say that it was you responsible in channel once. You know its not going to be pizza's at 1am, and you know its not a fucking cat. If Bluespike really is 13, then you groomed a child to perform sex acts on a mentally retarded man for your pleasure. You're fucked, son. You both broke a lolcow, but theres better sport now, ruining your lives. And dont act like you dont care, I saw you shiting yourself all that night and the next, sending waves of members out to kill threads about it or put in false names, just like Your sock earlier in the page. Ready to have a seat of there?|Wit, ED user}}<br /> <br /> Most of the trolling did involve BlueSpike having phone sex with Chris for hours each night, disgustingly listening to the guy [[mass debate|fap]]. &lt;ref = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gq35fqRk5E&amp;feature=channel_page&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gq35fqRk5E&lt;/ref&gt; &lt;ref = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpj5Hg80f1E&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpj5Hg80f1E&lt;/ref&gt; &lt;!-- Do these videos have their own pages? This might need to be changed later. --&gt; As BlueSpike was in complete control of Chris, he could have done more sinister things, but night after night he engaged in nothing but noisy phone sex and listened to Chris very loudly jack off. Draw your own conclusions about BlueSpike's sexuality. One fap session did produce the epically hilarious [[Bob Walks In|event]] when [[Bob Chandler]] became the Internet Lumberjack.<br /> <br /> Today, most trolls tend to frown on BlueSpike and his methods, though some yearn to return to the sadist days of BlueSpike in hopes of an age of trolling where [[A-Logging|physical pain is inflicted upon Chris]].<br /> <br /> While one might think that this level of physical and mental abuse would leave lasting scars, BlueSpike's trolling had virtually no evident long-term impact on Chris. Just a few weeks after Julie revealed her true identity, Chris had no trouble believing that he had found another [[Ivy|sweetheart]] online, and just a few weeks after that he had no trouble believing that he was having instant-messenger sex with a [[Vanessa Hudgens|world-famous celebrity]]. The main effect it did have was that although Chris remade a new Sonichu medallion, he stopped wearing it until 1 [[July 2009]].<br /> <br /> Chris came to believe that BlueSpike was killed at the hands of [[Clyde Cash]], from an offhand comment Cash made in [[Mumble 12]]. On [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|his version of the ED page]], Chris stated that &quot;That little S.O.B. later died at the hands of the &quot;[[Transformers|Starscream]]&quot; Troll, Clyde Cash.&quot; Of course, this statement was later [[Car Pranks|revealed to be a complete and utter bluff]]. Chris himself no longer believes BlueSpike is dead, as is evident from the [[BlueSpike#Called out|video Chris directed at him on August 2011]].<br /> <br /> ==Called out==<br /> On 23 [[August 2011]], [[Calling Out &quot;Julaaaay&quot; - David|Chris claimed]] to know BlueSpike's real identity (first name '''David''') and threatened to drop dox on him unless he made an apology video BY 15 [[September 2011]] in which he left the Internet forever and told people to stop making [[prank calls]] calling Chris &quot;[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]&quot; and yelling [[For Julie's Eyes Only|&quot;JULAAAAAAAAYYY!&quot;]]. So far, BlueSpike has not yet responded.<br /> <br /> While Chris has not revealed BlueSpike's true identity, there are reasons to suspect it is the lolcow known as [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Nesshelper Nesshelper]. The picture Chris presented as BlueSpike's real photo appears to be a closeup of [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Davidharlow.jpg this picture]. Chris's comment about BlueSpike's love for big rooms might be a reference to a [http://vimeo.com/21478293 video rant] in which Nesshelper complains about the size of a hotel room in which he was staying.<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> {{Fan art}}<br /> *[[BlueSpike PSN Chats]]<br /> *[[Bob Walks In]]<br /> *[[Chris Comes Out of the Closet]]<br /> *[[CWC Cums for a Cat]]<br /> *[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]<br /> *[[Julie Reveals Herself]]<br /> <br /> == Sources ==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=B3D68D552646B0AD BlueSpike's infamous conversation with Chris]<br /> <br /> {{Trolls}}<br /> {{Love quest}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Sweethearts]]<br /> [[Category:Trolls]]<br /> [[Category:Julie Saga]]</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mass_debating&diff=181660 2015-02-02T18:57:23Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Updating link.</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:faptotheextreme.jpg|thumb|right||TO THE EXTREME!]]<br /> {{Honest}}<br /> {{Quote|I've actually done it to myself so many times, even with a hunk of- even with [[Kimmi|an inflatable plastic woman]] ''[...]'' I've done it so much, it's like, you know, I can't even feel that much of a rush from it, doing it to myself like that ''[...]'' It's like, you know, my body got used to it|Chris to [[Kacey]]&lt;ref&gt;[[Kacey Call 7]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> '''Mass debating''' is the way Chris pronounces &quot;masturbating&quot;.<br /> <br /> ==Discovery==<br /> [[Image:ILikeToPlayGamesToo.jpg|thumb|[[Family Guy|That turn you on?]] Now imagine Chris fapping to this.]]<br /> <br /> Based on a PSN chat with [[PandaHalo]] and [[Chris_Chat_27_December_2008#Transcript|an IRC chat]], Chris did not discover masturbation until the age of sixteen:<br /> <br /> {{quote|actually figured it out for myself, in my room one night after having unlocked the parental lock; I found the pool scene in &quot;I Like to Play Games Too&quot;, and I just figured it out for myself.}}<br /> <br /> When he first started mass debating, he did so by lying face down on his bed and rubbing his [[duck]] with a washcloth.&lt;ref name=&quot;BlueSpike PSN Chat 3&quot;&gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|BlueSpike PSN Chat III]]&lt;/ref&gt; In early 2009 he would sit on the bathroom washbasin during the act.&lt;ref name=&quot;BlueSpike PSN Chat 3&quot;/&gt; In [[Ivy Q&amp;A#Comics|Ivy's Q&amp;A]] it was mentioned that Chris has used his pillow, folded in half, as a masturbation tool.<br /> <br /> He has informed his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] of his &quot;mass debating&quot; habit.&lt;ref name=&quot;BlueSpike PSN Chat 3&quot;/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Frequency==<br /> {{quote|And to keep myself from flying crazily off the handle at a random time, I keep my hormones in check at least twice a week by myself.|Chris, using mass debating.&lt;ref&gt;[https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Chris-chan/Megan_Saga Chris's MySpace blog, via ED.]&lt;/ref&gt;}} <br /> <br /> While it is assumed by many that Chris has an voracious sex drive and spends his days whacking it, the truth is quite different. Rather, Chris has admitted to whacking off at least twice per week (based on chats{{cite}}, it seems that he limits it to twice). Possible factors for this include the fact that he has a bent [[duck]] which would most likely make masturbation painful, and he probably struggles to get/maintain an erection owing to his obesity and general poor health. The sex audio with [[Julie]] seems to indicate that it takes Chris around twenty minutes to orgasm, which means that masturbation for Chris must be physically exhausting. Also, Chris was at one point prescribed the antidepressant paroxetine (Paxil), which (from what was heard from him) caused some sort of sexual side effect, perhaps slowing down his ability to orgasm.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris and psychology]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris also told [[Kacey]] that he has masturbated so much that it no longer brings him much pleasure. However, this was a misguided ploy for pity sex.&lt;ref&gt;[[Kacey Call 7]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Chris and sex]]<br /> *[[Chris Sex Videos]]<br /> *[[Bob Walks In]]<br /> *[[Semen]]<br /> *[[Masturbating and squirtin']]<br /> *[[CWC Cums for a Cat]]<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{CWC-isms}}<br /> {{Love quest}}<br /> [[category:CWC-isms]]</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Autism_Tutorial_Part_5&diff=181659 2015-02-02T18:56:47Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Updating link.</p> <hr /> <div>In '''Autism Tutorial Part 5''', [[Chris]] uses ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' to demonstrate the method for introducing new people to [[autistic]]s, as well as to re-enact an assault on [[Clyde Cash]].<br /> <br /> ==Video==<br /> <br /> &lt;Center&gt;{{#ev:youtube|2b9n1ms-pno}}&lt;/Center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> <br /> [[Image:Cashed2.jpg|thumb|right|This is what Chris actually believes.]]<br /> <br /> ''(The first segment of the video consists of a text-only conversation between sack-Chris and several imaginary sack-girls.)''<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AA0000&quot;&gt;Mic:&lt;/font&gt; Nonette, this is [[Christian Chandler]], but you may call him Chris. Chris, this here is Nonette Sehen.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#3333CC&quot;&gt;Sack-Chris:&lt;/font&gt; Hey Nonette, you are a pretty woman, and I am happy to meet you.<br /> <br /> ''(The two Sack-people touch each other, presumably symbolizing a handshake)'' <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#339966&quot;&gt;Nonette:&lt;/font&gt; ''(clearly needs glasses)'' Well, I think you have a very good face, and I am delighted to meet you too.<br /> <br /> ''(Chris's melodic voice takes over narration for the remainder of the video)''<br /> <br /> Now understand, ''this'' is what I'm talking about for us autistic people. We are too shy by default! But on earning our trust, or if we feel comfortable or like the other person on our indid-ividual instincts, we will open up. And to start us right, we need either: A) The other person to approach and talk to us, upon their own will, or B) have our own trusted friend or family introduce us to other people of our respective ages.<br /> <br /> In this scenario, it was a great match for me, for A) she is a [[Boyfriend-free girl|single woman, without a boyfriend]]: B) she is pretty, and easy on my eyes. And C) this woman I could feel comfortable with, and feel a good and honest aura from her. From this a good friendship, and hopefully a [[sex|f-]] a [[china|long relationship]] will stay between us for the long time. (Voice deepens with hatred) Do not bring me down here, naysayers and [[Trolls|haters]].<br /> <br /> ''(Cut to a wall of 6 sackgirl posters.)''<br /> <br /> Lets look at a few other scenarios of similar to opposite results. Obviously, most women: ''[Subtitle: &quot;I mean NO Personal Offense whatsoever to Any Individual Person or Group of People.&quot;]'' Easy on my eyes, [[Random Access Humor|good-humored]], sweet, pretty... [[Niggo|black]], white, [[Punchy|Asian]], Christian, [[Michael Snyder|Jewish]], Buddhism, I have no, c- [[Lie|I have no care about]] [[Racism|skin color]] [[Chris and religion|or religion]], whatever. I will be kind to all of them, respectful and welcoming them, to have them in my circle of friends. Lesbians, too... Just don't get on my bad side here. ''[Subtitle: &quot;To clarify, the 'Don't get on my bad side' part refers to All Women in general'&quot;]''<br /> <br /> ''(Cut to a wall of 6 sackboy posters.)''<br /> <br /> [[JERKS|Men]], my own... ''kind'', on the other hand, I would feel most hesitant towards. Because I have had fewer male friends in my life, and I have had mostly bad experiences around them. ''Plus'', and this is very important, in my autism test it was found that I get along better with women, well over ''men''. ''[Subtitle: &quot;I mean NO Personal Offense whatsoever to Any Individual Person or Group of People.&quot;]'' And considering my life experiences and my own opinion, I totally agree with that. If the, uh, individual, however, offers a, uh, friendly gesture, and does not make me [[Chris and anger|angry]] or make me feel most uncomfortable, or ill at ease, I will be willing to give him a chance and welcome him as a friend, and nothing more. ''[Subtitle: &quot;**PLATONICALLY Friendly**&quot;]''<br /> <br /> ''(Cut to another wall, with 3 posters of sackpeople in [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Awesome Awesome Face] masks.)''<br /> <br /> However, going back to the mean people of the internet... Upon meeting one of them in real life - and I will be able to recognize them sure enough, at least with basic instincts - I will not hold back my endured rage. Just ask this crying [[Clyde]]. ''(A scene of a livid Sack-Chris smacking Sack-Clyde follows before the narration continues.)''<br /> <br /> Physically and [[Slow-in-the-minds|mentally challenged]] individuals will vary more. Good results upon if they are easy to look at, if they are able to speak clearly, even ''slooowly'', that I can easily understand them. ''[Subtitle: &quot;I mean NO Personal Offense whatsoever to Any Individual Person or Group of People.&quot;]'' And now, uh, the other part, the other side, whoa, back off! I'm spooked if you are [[Chris and Fashion#The &quot;Gay Trucker&quot; outfit|ugly]], [[Duck|seriously disfigured]], especially in the face, that you [[Chris and English|mumble more than you speak]], you're [[Speech impediment|hard to understand]] at all. It is nothing personal, and I apologize for anyone who feels at unease after hearing what I just said, but [[Chris and Hypocrisy|it's just the way I feel.]] That's all.<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[Autism Tutorial|Autism Tutorial Videos]]|prevlink=[[Autism Tutorial Part 4]]|nextlink=[[Autism Tutorial Part 6]]|}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:LittleBigPlanet]]</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Toggletogs/Chris_and_depression&diff=181658 2015-02-02T18:55:53Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Updating link.</p> <hr /> <div>{{essay}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Lookingdelightfulasever.jpg|thumb|Chris has a tendency to smile in photos.]]<br /> <br /> Years of trolling has taken a toll on our beloved [http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Lol-cow lolcow] and [[You_know_what,_I_HATE_ME_TOO!!!|signs of depression]] have set in, along with occasional whining about said depression. There is just something about having things in your life such as the recent [[Destruction_Of_Chris's_House|house fire]], living in a [[Tour_of_Chris%27s_House|shit shack]] with your mother past the age thirty, years of secretly loathing your existence and being ridiculed for putting up a [[Chris_and_ego|front]], being bombarded constantly by trolls whether he [[Troll's_remorse|deserves it or not]], being too [[naive]] to know who is your friend or not in this world, and all kinds of ridiculous casualties that could have been avoided all rolled into about three decades. What kind of human being ''wouldn't'' be depressed?<br /> <br /> {{quote|I know nothing. I am lost. My mind is a constant, zombie-like, blank. I am depressed. I am in misery. No one outside my house acknowledges me. There is no true care or love on the internet, or from anyone hiding behind their screens and monitors of any kind. I know nothing. I am lost.|Chris on Facebook 23 December 2013}}<br /> <br /> ==Is he trying to garner attention?==<br /> Most likely.<br /> <br /> ==Will he ever recover?==<br /> Chris has been known to bounce back from seemingly crippling depression in absolutely no time at all, so it can be a safe assumption that he'll be back to his gleeful self in the near future.</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Medallions&diff=181657 2015-02-02T18:55:25Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Updating link.</p> <hr /> <div>{{Ongoing}}<br /> {{DeadLinks}}<br /> {{Articleofthenow}}<br /> {{quote|And we're rubbing each others sides and backs with our hands, our mouths are busy, and after a moment, you take off your blouse, and I take off my shirt, optionally with the medallion on|[[Chris]], describing his [[sex]] fantasy to [[PandaHalo]]&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris_Sex_Logs#Two_Front_Teeth]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> [[Image:License.jpg|thumb|Oh yes he fucking did.]]<br /> [[Image:ickeriss_medallions.jpg|thumb|Top to bottom: [[PS3|The Good]], [[Hex Bawx|the Bad]], [[Chris and art|the Ugly]]. Left to right: The decoy Sonichu medallion, the [[Jiggliami]] medallion, the Rosechu medallion, and the [[Blake]] medallion.]]<br /> <br /> [[Christian Weston Chandler]] loves his original character [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] so much that he sometimes wears a handmade Sonichu medallion on his neck. In public. He also calls them '''&quot;medals&quot;'''.&lt;ref&gt;[[The OFFICIAL Sonichu &amp; Rosechu Blog]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;&quot;[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]&quot;&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[An Official Sonichu Update]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris Chan Update 9 October 2008]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> The Sonichu medallion, along with his trademark [[Chris and fashion|striped shirt]], is perhaps his most famous characteristic. Over the years, Chris has produced numerous medallions of his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] characters. They're made from [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Crayola fuckin' Model Magic and acrylic paint.]]<br /> <br /> ==Origins and purpose==<br /> [[Image:096-SonichuMedallion.jpg|thumb|Like anything else Chris holds dear, it also comes in card form.]]<br /> [[Image:0608-CWCIs22.jpg|thumb|left|The earliest known photo of Chris with the medallion, from 24 February [[2004]], Chris's 22nd birthday. The medallion is in profile, with [[Wikipedia:Shrinky Dinks|Shrinky Dinks]] hanging from its chain.]]<br /> [[File:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|thumb|An art project that may have provided inspiration.]]<br /> <br /> Though Chris previously could not recall when he first made the medallion, in [[August 2009]], Chris finally recalled the origins of the medallion. From [[CWCipedia]]:&lt;ref name=&quot;Son cpedia&quot;&gt;[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quote|Then Late [[2000]], I bought some [[Wikipedia:Crayola|Crayola]] Model Magic Clay, and I molded and crafted the First Original Sonichu Medallion that I wore around my neck with a makeshift chain (which I later replaced with a better necklace I bought from [[Anna|Pacific Sunwear]] at my [[Mall]]). Sadly, the First Original was mistrusted with a [[Blanca Weiss|feindish individual]] in [[2008]], I recrafted the Medal and continued on (The Necklace Still Holds ALL the History of the Medallions). THERE IS CURRENTLY ONLY ONE Original, True Sonichu Medallion, and it is NOT MADE FROM [[CChanSonichuCWC|PAPER]] cheaply, NOT MANUFACTURED IN A FACTORY from Plastic or Metal (yet); IT IS MADE FROM CRAYOLA MODLE MAGIC CLAY, with my Permanent Ink Signature, Copyright Note, Circle of Originality, and Two Custom Shrinkie-Dink Charms of Sonichu and an [[S-Chu Ball]].}}<br /> <br /> Although not explicitly stated as inspiration, the Medallion of Fail is similar in concept to the medallions worn by the main characters in ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Underground]]'', which originally aired a year beforehand.<br /> <br /> Despite being allegedly created in March [[2000]], the earliest known photograph of Chris wearing a Sonichu medallion is from his twenty-second birthday, 24 February [[2004]]. In his [[So Need a Cute Girl|&quot;So Need a Cute Girl&quot;]] video (20 December [[2004]]) he feels it necessary to explain what it is, suggesting that it is still a relatively new feature. <br /> <br /> In a [[Mumble]] chat on 10 [[February 2009]], Chris revealed the reason for the medallion and that is... because he wanted to. It's &quot;like a nametag&quot; for him.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 6|Mumble #6]]&lt;/ref&gt; In one of his [[ED]] edits, Chris says that his medallion &quot;identifies him for the [[autism|high-funcioning [''sic''] Autistic]] individual that he is.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;&lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=1997315096&amp;oldid=1997314465] Chris ED edit, Revision as of 07:28, 10 November 2007&lt;/s&gt; (dead link as of Jun 2014)&lt;/ref&gt; And man, it sure does. It has also been speculated there could be other reasons for wearing his medallion, which range from simply thinking Sonichu is '''SERIOUS BUSINESS''', to being a portable anchor in our dangerous real world to [[CWCville]], his own happy world where he's always the hero who saves the day.<br /> <br /> Chris is somewhat aware that the medallions make him look like a crazy person: he reassured [[Kacey]] that he didn't wear one to his job interview at [[Target]] (of course, this interview almost certainly did not take place, but Chris was at least aware that wearing a yellow hedgehog's head around your neck is not socially normal).&lt;ref&gt;[[Kacey Call 21]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Each medallion is constructed from [[Wikipedia:Crayola|Crayola]] Fuckin' Model Magic, a non-toxic, easy-to-use modeling clay intended for small children. Chris wedges a keyring into the edge of each medallion, from which he can attach a chain to go around his neck. Sometimes he wears a [[Wikipedia:Wilson Sporting Goods|Wilson]] wristband on top of it because, being autistic, he mostly likely has [[Wikipedia:Sensory_defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], which might render the sensation of the chain's links uncomfortable. Medallions are painted with acrylic paint in the color schemes of the characters they represent, with [[Chris and copyright|copyright information]] scrawled on the back. Additional detailing varies, but Chris is known to have applied [[Wikipedia:Shrinky Dinks|Shrinky Dink]] charms to certain medallions as a form of authentication, to prevent counterfeiting.<br /> <br /> ==The medallions==<br /> ===Sonichu medallion===<br /> [[Image:0712-CWCCollGrad3.jpg|thumb|Chris even wore it at his goddamn [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]] graduation.]]<br /> [[Image:FushionRedone.jpg|thumb|left|Before [[Blanca]], it was believed that the Medallion of Fail would corrupt its possessor, turning him into an autistic manchild with a poor taste in [[Chris and fashion|fashion]].]]<br /> Chris's primary medal is his Sonichu medallion, which he has rarely been seen without for the past five years. This medallion of course depicts his main character, Sonichu. Within the canon of Chris's [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], the medallion is the source of the [[Anchuent powers]] that allow Chris to assume his Electric Hedgehog alter ego, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. <br /> <br /> As he explained to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in his [[The Sonichu Chronicles|business proposal]], the medallion gives him no special powers in real life.<br /> <br /> Chris has repeatedly claimed that in order for it to be a TRUE and HONEST video, it will be of him wearing the medallion. In this manner, he attempted to cast doubt on the videos he posted confessing [[homos]]exuality, since he was not wearing his medallion in that footage.<br /> <br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;all&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> ====Prototype====<br /> {{quote|He was also wearing a makeshift necklace that has a large plastic medallion in the shape of a Pokeman [sic] characters [sic] head. He also had a number of shrinky dink decorations attached to this necklace.|Psychiatrist describing the prototype Medallion of Fail.&lt;ref&gt;[[Autism_papers#MENTAL_STATUS_EXAM]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:094-SchuMedl.jpg|thumb|Earliest known version of the medallion.]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:190-chumedal.jpg|thumb|left|Computer rendering. This required over 9,000 hours in MS Paint, as well as an associates degree in CAD/CAM.]]<br /> <br /> It appears that the very first medallion Chris created is the one seen to the right, which Chris was photographed wearing sporadically in [[2004]]. This design is definitely cruder than the others, with a pale yellow hue suggesting Chris was still learning how to properly apply color in this medium. This version is always seen on a metal chain, accompanied by Shrinky Dinks of a &quot;CWC&quot; logo, [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], and the [[Chaotic Combo]].<br /> <br /> Chris wore this medallion as late as May [[2004]], when he brought it with him to the [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] convention that year. He would also wear this medallion later in the year, when he received a [[Autism papers#Intake Survey|psychiatric survey]].<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;all&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> ====Mark 1 (and decoy)====<br /> [[Image:Chrischan_sonichu_medal.jpg|150px|thumb|left|'''Spoiler:''' He even wears it during his sex fantasies.]]<br /> [[Image:Decoy medallion.JPG|thumb|150px|The decoy medallion.]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:SpecialSymbols.jpg|150px|thumb|left|The SPECIAL SYMBOLS to identify the TRUE and HONEST medallion.]]<br /> [[Image:Terrifying by neodalion.jpg|150px|thumb|Chris's supposed reaction to the destruction of his medallion (artist's depiction).]]<br /> <br /> By [[June 2005]] Chris had begun to wear what appeared to have been a new medallion. While Chris has claimed that the Sonichu medallion he sent to Blanca was the very first one he made,&lt;ref name=&quot;Son cpedia&quot; /&gt; Mark 1 is clearly different from the prototype in that its tufts of fur on the sides of Sonichu's face were less pronounced and that it had a better paint job. There are no Shrinky Dinks to go with it, and instead of a chain it hangs from some sort of beaded necklace. The appearance of this version in pictures and videos seems to correspond with the introduction of Chris's red-and-blue striped shirts. This may be the medallion he was wearing in the [[So Need a Cute Girl|20 Dec 2004 video]]. It is definitely the medallion he wore to the [[2005]] Anime Mid-Atlantic convention.<br /> <br /> No one is sure how many medallions Chris wore between 2005 and [[2008]], but in all pictures they appear roughly the same as this design. Sonichu's face has eyebrows in some photos and not in others, so either Chris was repainting the same medallion or making new ones. [[4chan]] and [[ED]] are filled with high-functioning [[autistic]]s who have pored over photographs identifying subtle differences in the medal's &quot;ears&quot; and &quot;cheeks&quot;, without arriving at a consensus. For the sake of clarity, this article will assume that this was Chris's only medallion during this period.<br /> <br /> In [[August 2008]], an anon on /v/ offered a story and photograph suggesting that he had met Chris in real life and tricked him into giving the medallion to him. However, anon aspies all immediately analyzed the details of dozens of pictures and determined the &quot;stolen&quot; medallion to be a forgery. This conclusion was reaffirmed when Chris himself decided to post [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008|a video]] announcing that the medallion had never been stolen, defiantly claiming that nobody would take it from him. He also denied it in the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]].<br /> <br /> Chris claimed to have made multiple Sonichu medallions and that he would sometimes wear these decoys to frustrate attempts to steal the one true medallion. It would remain unclear whether he was bluffing until October [[2008]] when the team of [[troll]]s posing as [[Blanca Weiss]] tricked him into sending all of his medallions to them. The package they received contained no fewer than ''two'' yellow Sonichu medals: one with the special markings identifying it as the &quot;real&quot; one, and another with no markings. It may be assumed that these were the only two medallions he owned at that time. Neither of them was the prototype, however, and that one's fate is unclear.<br /> <br /> A video that showed the destruction of the medallion was eventually uploaded to [[YouTube]]. Chris responded by [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]]. Its remains are currently locked in a box somewhere at [[Wikipedia:Miskatonic University| Miskatonic University]]. As for the decoy Sonichu medallion, it ultimately ended up in the possession of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'s owner/webmaster, Girlvynl.<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;{{#ev:youtube|bzlUoAOpiak}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;all&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> ====Mark 2====<br /> [[Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|It identifies him for the high-functioning autistic individual that he is]]<br /> <br /> After sending the medallions to Blanca, and being told by Blanca that trolls had stolen them from &quot;her,&quot; Chris created a new Sonichu medallion with a slightly larger design. He posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|a video]] [[lie|explaining]] that Blanca had recovered the original one and sent it back to him, and that he had modified it. This new medallion boasted a special peg on the reverse side which could be used to hold Chris's [[high school ring]], which somehow made it copy-protected.<br /> <br /> Assuming Chris did not create any backup medallions, this is the same one he wore while posing in [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]]'s underwear at the request of [[troll]]s posing as [[Blanca]]. During this same exchange he later [[semen|ejaculated]] onto the medal. Shortly thereafter Chris posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|a new video]] in which he is visibly not wearing the medallion. It's unclear if he replaced this soiled medallion or if he cleaned it; in either case he was wearing it (or a similar duplicate) again by 27 October.<br /> <br /> On 3 [[March 2009]], [[Max]] coerced Chris into cutting his medallion into pieces and shoving those pieces up his [[Wikipedia:Rectum|rectum]]. The idea of Chris literally inserting these chunks of ceramic into his rectum (and therefore risking anal tearing and sepsis) was highly controversial. Some have argued that he merely placed them between his buttcheeks (either in an attempt to deceive [[Max]] or out of ignorance of how to get them past his sphincter), but Chris himself has confirmed that he indeed inserted the shreds of the medallion into his ass and later on expelled them into the toilet.&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 6]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris thinks that [[Bob|his father]] would &quot;have another heart attack&quot; if he knew the details.<br /> <br /> ====Mark 3====<br /> [[Image:New sonichu medallion.jpg|thumb|left|The first formal appearance of the Mark 3 medallion. It's like ''[[Wikipedia:The Blair Witch Project|The Blair Witch Project]]'', but only a few seconds long and the entire budget (and then some) spent on the crap on the background]]<br /> [[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|Oh God, the taste...]]<br /> <br /> Although Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|claimed]] that he was making a new medallion, he didn't wear any medal in his [[YouTube]] videos between the 3 [[March 2009]] incident and his 1 [[July 2009]] videos. During this period he argued that his high school [[ring]] may be accepted as a symbol of his truthiness. However, since this statement was made without the medallion, this was false and Chris disproved himself.<br /> <br /> In photos released 17 [[April 2009]] of Chris in some [[butt garments]], the new medallion, Mark 3, is shown as Chris licks it in a sensuous fashion. The release of these images proved doubly hurtful for Chris, not only for showing him, a shell of a manchild, in diapers but even worse in that it confirmed that there is a new Medallion that can either be seized and/or shoved up his rectum.<br /> <br /> Despite the fact that he had made a new medallion, Chris was for some time reluctant to wear it in his videos, allegedly out of the fear that trolls would start a new campaign to seize the medallion and/or shove it up his rectum. <br /> <br /> On [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|22 May 2009]] this medallion made a surprise cameo in Christian's newest video. During the update, the video randomly cuts to the medallion hanging from the ceiling, only to cut back to Chris seconds afterward, presumably to add extra validity to the statements made in Chris's video.<br /> <br /> The [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009|1 July 2009]] videos mark the full return of the Medallion of Fail, as Chris wears the third medallion around his neck throughout both videos.<br /> <br /> As of 2011, the medallion was hanging on his wall, as seen in the [[Re-Calling Ahuvia]] video.<br /> <br /> For several months in [[2014]], it was speculated that this medallion was destroyed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in Chris's house on 10 [[January 2014]]. However, photos from [[July 2014]] confirmed that it was spared destruction.<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;all&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Rosechu medallion===<br /> [[Image:Medallion Rosechu.jpg|thumb|left|A gift for his beloved sister-wife]]<br /> [[Image:Rosechu medallion.JPG|thumb|Close-up]]<br /> <br /> Only one medallion of Sonichu's [[sweetheart]] [[Rosechu]] is known to have existed, but it is speculated to be the first one Chris fashioned after the Sonichu one. The Rosechu medallion was intended to be worn by Chris's future [[heartsweet]], the one who would be his true love and bear him his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|God-called daughter]]. Chris has never been seen wearing it himself. It was sent with the others to Blanca in October 2008. <br /> <br /> The medallion was first revealed to the Internet in the pages of [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]], where Chris's [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|imaginary twin sister Crystal]] was introduced wearing it. In the comics Crystal possesses the same anchuent powers as Chris and the Rosechu medallion therefore allows her to become Crystalina Rosechu. That a real Rosechu medal existed was not learned until later, when Chris revealed it to [[PandaHalo]].<br /> <br /> In case it hadn't occurred to you yet: Chris did, in real life, make a medal to be awarded to the future mother of his children, and in his fantasy world he has affixed this same medal to the twin sister he created to explore what he would be like if he'd been born female. Freud would doubtlessly have some choice words to say about this.<br /> <br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;all&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Black Sonichu medallion===<br /> [[Image:Blachu Medallion.JPG|thumb|left|He's too angry to show his [[fangs]]]]<br /> [[Image:Black sonichu.JPG|thumb|Close-up]]<br /> <br /> Although Black Sonichu (now [[Blake]]) seems to have originally served as an analogue for [[Wes Iseli]],&lt;ref&gt;As seen in [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]] - [[:File:433-CWCSNHP9.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris uses the Black Sonichu medallion to represent his own dark side, as he himself admits.&lt;ref&gt;[[IRC (16 October 2008)]]&lt;/ref&gt; The picture at the left speaks volumes about its significance; Chris seems to believe that if he scowls hard enough and wears the evil medallion, then whoever he's angry with will be terrified into capitulation, such as when he wore it in a [[CWC is Angry|video]] aimed at [[Adam Stackhouse]]. (Seriously, watch the video; it's an example of [[tard rage]] at its finest).<br /> <br /> The [[Anchuent Prophecy]] in the comics foretells that the Black Sonichu medallion would be created as a dark reflection of the original, yellow Sonichu medallion Chris wears. Beginning with [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] began wearing the dark medal and acting as Christian's evil twin, following the urges Chris himself keeps bottled up inside him. Like Christian, Naitsirhc summons powers from his medallion to become [[Reldnahc Ha-Taque]].<br /> <br /> Naitsirhc's medallion notwithstanding, Black Sonichu's role as the symbol of pure evil has softened in recent years as Chris has allowed the character to soften and fall in love with [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. As such the actual Black Sonichu medallion was rarely seen until it was sent to Blanca in October [[2008]].<br /> {{Clear}}<br /> <br /> ===Jiggliami medallion===<br /> [[Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Front_Scan.jpg|thumb|left|Baka Dana Watashi!]]<br /> [[Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Back_Scan.jpg|thumb|Back of the medallion.]]<br /> Despite the purpose of the Rosechu medallion, Chris was so in love with Blanca that he created a brand-new medallion for her to wear based on Blanca's original character [[Jiggliami]]. This medallion was sent along with the others to Blanca in October 2008. Blanca was depicted wearing this medallion in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] and [[Sonichu 8|#8]]. It was sent to the now-former admin of the [[/cwc/]] imageboard and currently resides in a holding facility somewhere in California.<br /> <br /> It is the simplest of the medallions, being a plain circle with no three-dimensional pieces. Consequently, it's probably the least hideous of the medallions, as Chris has limited the number of ways he can fail by giving himself less work to do.<br /> {{Clear}}<br /> <br /> ===Asperchu Medallion===<br /> [[Image:As.PNG|thumb|left|The Medallion of Win in all its glory.]] <br /> In [[Magical Man Potion|one video]], Chris's mysterious friend is seen sporting an odd medallion. In [[02 March 2010|another video]] a few days later, the medallion was confirmed to be one of [[Asperchu]]. Apparently, it was crafted by [[Alec Benson Leary]] and given to Chris as a symbol of goodwill. In that video, Chris is pained to have the medallion around and have it hung up on his wall. The medal still hung on Chris's wall until the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|housefire]] of January 2014, covered by the box Alec sent it in so Chris wouldn't get stressed by having to look at it. The box was seen hanging open in the [[Tomgirl Pictures]]: what this means is best not thought about. [[Magical Man|An unnamed individual]] appearing in the [[Magical Man Potion]] video was seen sporting the Asperchu medallion.<br /> Chris wears the medallion while impersonating Alec Benson Leary in his video [[100 2270]].<br /> <br /> On 2 [[August 2014]] Chris confirmed that this medallion has been destroyed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in his house on 10 [[January 2014]].&lt;ref&gt;[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Fan items lost in the fire]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> {{Clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Obtaining medallions==<br /> [[Image:Abused cat.jpg|thumb|Poor kitty...]]<br /> <br /> Since the discovery of Chris on [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], it had been understood among trolls that the Sonichu medallion was Chris's most cherished possession and that he would cry like a bitch if it were ever taken from him, making its capture a prime objective. This proved only partially true when it was inevitably stolen. Chris does not seem to have a special attachment to any one particular medallion, but merely his ability to always wear one at all times. Further, all successful efforts to eliminate the medallions have resulted in relatively little outrage; Chris is always more concerned with his Internet girlfriends being fake than he is over losing his property because of them. Currently, there is only one medallion that has not been obtained by trolls, shoved up Chris's ass, or otherwise destroyed.<br /> <br /> ===Medallions obtained by [[Blanca Weiss]]=== <br /> *Sonichu v.1<br /> *Sonichu Decoy<br /> *Rosechu<br /> *Black Sonichu<br /> *Jiggliami<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;{{#ev:youtube|A0H7bXHEa58}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;all&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Destroyed by Chris===<br /> *Sonichu v.2 <br /> <br /> ===Destroyed in the 14BC Fire===<br /> *Asperchu<br /> <br /> ===Still in Chris's Possession===<br /> *Sonichu v.3<br /> <br /> ==On hiatus==<br /> [[File:133696094632.jpg|thumb|Appearance from 11 [[November 2010]].]]<br /> [[File:Chris Lego.jpg|thumb|YOUR MEDAL IS MADE OUT OF '''PAPER'''!]]<br /> <br /> Chris began to move away from his medallions in [[2010]]. He wore one on 6 [[September 2010]] in [[Haters gonna hate.mov]], and again in a photo dated 11 [[November 2010]] (leaked on 13 [[May 2012]]). After that, Chris was not photographed wearing the medallion in either public or private settings for nearly four years. This abandonment coincided with his adoption of [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]] attire; the medallion apparently did not fit his new image. <br /> <br /> Yet it still constituted an important part of his identity. In [[November 2012]], Chris made a Kreo (off brand [[Lego]] sets made by [[Transformers|Hasbro]]) edition of himself wearing a tiny paper medallion for his [[Facebook]] image, suggesting that Chris hadn't totally given up on [[Sonichu_(comic)|Sonichu]]. The figure showed up again on his Facebook page in mid-2014, this time with a female friend (soon to be revealed as a new [[Catherine|sweetheart]]) wearing a Rosechu medallion.<br /> <br /> In [[July 2014]], Chris sold several [[Autographed Photos|autographed photos of himself]] on [[eBay]], and some buyers requested that he wear the Sonichu medallion. As noted previously in this article, it was speculated that the third Sonichu medallion had been consumed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in his house on 10 [[January 2014]]. The photos which they received confirmed that the Sonichu v.3 medallion had indeed survived the fire,&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Received_autographed_photos_-_5_Jul_2014.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Chris with medallion - July 2014.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt; but Chris later confirmed that the Asperchu medallion had been destroyed in the flames.&lt;ref&gt;[[Facebook]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==The medallion goes mass-market==<br /> [[File:Chris with medallion - July 2014.jpg|thumb|right|The medallion's return in 2014.]]<br /> <br /> ===Overview===<br /> On 12 September 2014, Chris announced on his [[September 2014 Facebook Posts|Facebook]] page that he would be making and selling replica medallions on [[EBay]] for $30 each. He expressed a willingness to make not only Sonichu and Rosechu medals, but also &quot;most any of the rest of the characters, or a custom of your choosing.&quot; His first listing of 55 sold out quickly, and he was forced to relist it. By the time sales were temporarily halted on December 6, he had succeeded in selling at least 114. <br /> <br /> ===Ebay Description===<br /> {{quotebox|<br /> Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh molded, coloured and certified medallion of Sonichu, Rosechu, most any of the rest of the characters, or a custom of your choosing. It WILL be shipped in a sealed wrap marked &quot;Fragile&quot;. My signature will be written on the backs if each medallion. A Personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included and a medallion will be attached to its back. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist.<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;**&lt;/nowiki&gt;Disclaimer: When ordering a medallion, or more than one, please specify which you would like: Sonichu or Rosechu. A medallion of the other cannon main characters may be requested for your purchase. Your own fan Sonichu or Rosechu character(s) version may also be requested and suggested. Should I find the suggested outside character offensive, I shall inform you and accept another suggestion or default to the Prime Sonichu or Rosechu character(s) for your order; I am usually easy on accepting of custom requests at first. The rings inserted into the medallions are smaller than a typical keychain ring. And the necklace for them will be set-length blue leather straps, tied at the ring, for best fit around most head and neck sizes. The flower on the photographed Rosechu medallion is not included by default; if you would like a flower added onto your Rosechu medallion, you may request it in your message at the time of, or following, your purchase. Also, please allow up to two weeks for creation of each medallion, and should any delays come up, I will inform you via eBay Private Message Individually, or make a public post on my Facebook page. And Final individual molding creation may or will vary or differ from those in the above photographs.<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;**&lt;/nowiki&gt;Take Heart and UNDERSTAND!!! There will NOT be ANY altercations made to the medallions AT ALL. The medallion(s) WILL be mailed via USPS First Class and Expedited with Delivery Confirmation and a Tracking Number and marked &quot;Fragile; Handle With Care&quot;. I have NO obligation to make any personal appearances upon my own personal risk.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Chris posted images of Sonichu and Rosechu medallion samples and the manufacturing components.<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Medallions 1.JPG<br /> File:Medallions 2.JPG<br /> File:Medallions 3.JPG<br /> File:Medallions 4.JPG<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Ebay Questions and Answers===<br /> {{email|<br /> Hi Christian! I have bought an ALF drawing from you and I want to know if I can have a medallion made for a Christmas present. Are you able to do one of Mega Man? Or of Alpha 5 from the Power Rangers? Please let me know!<br /> }}<br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Yes, I can do both medals like that.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Hey there, I'm still trying to figure out which medallion I might want, but I was wondering if maybe it would be possible to request a Magi-chan or Punchy medallion? Or maybe since Halloween is coming up, is a Vamprosa possible as well? I would love that! Thanks in advance!!<br /> }}<br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Yes, any of those characters are most doable.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Is this a limited edition offer? Are the medallions engraves with serial numbers? Also i'm curious as to what quantity you can produce. I'm interested in purchasing whole sale and was wondering if you can produce 200 units which would be sold in my business.<br /> }}<br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Well, the numbers are written/engraved in the back of each medallion, and they each come with a personal matching Certificate of Authenticity. I personally hand craft the medallions with heart and soul. To make an order as large as 200, I would definitely require the total amount of $30 X 200 medals, upfront and sent to my PayPal account, which the email address to which can be found upon checking out from one of my listings, along with an email or eBay PM to inform me of such a large order.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Hello. The original medallions that you wore were made using Crayola Model Magic and acrylic paint. Are you using the same materials to make these nice items? Have a pleasant day.<br /> }}<br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Yes, I am using the same, but fresh, materials.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Is the item autographed with either marker or an engraving?<br /> }}<br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Permanent Ink Marker, and the Certificate will also have my personal Signature written onto it as well, but in RSVP Pentel Pen Ink.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> How big are these Medallions and how much do they weigh? I don't want to risk getting weird stares while I wear it if it's too bulky.<br /> }}<br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Weight: feels like a few ounces; definitely less than a pound.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> You say give you two weeks to make and ship our order. Does it really take you two weeks to make these? Or is this just an estimate? Also, how big are these, on average? I would like to wear mine all over, but if it's too [text missing]<br /> }}<br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Two weeks is an estimate, counting the time it would take to make a lot of them, depending on the total ordered quantity. They measure 3.5 inches X 3.5 inches square, and are a quarter inch thick, plus another quarter inch [text missing]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Can we request medallions of minor characters?<br /> }}<br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Yes<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Is it made out of Crayola Model Magic?<br /> }}<br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Yes.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> [[File:Medallions.jpg|thumb|Sonichu sampler.]]<br /> ===Facebook Notices===<br /> As with other aspects of his Ebay business, Chris frequently made relevant announcements on his Facebook page. The initial notice:<br /> <br /> <br /> {{quotebox|12 September 2014<br /> I am starting on making the medals for sale. I have the materials to make them now.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> Chris described the production process in detail in order to justify the two weeks he required to ship a medallion:<br /> <br /> <br /> {{quotebox|25(?) September 2014<br /> I would like to announce that I am most grateful for y'all's business on the Medallions. And such.<br /> <br /> Also, just to let everyone know Why I estimate Two Weeks for creation of a medal or more....<br /> <br /> First, I have to be in the mood and mindset for creation as best as I am able, or otherwise not busy with life details or chores and errands. Then I have to Mold them according to my own specifications, including being able to fit into the 3.5&quot; square boxes with cotton puddings per box. Then they all have to air dry overnight. Then I paint the details, let that dry, and then use a permanent Ink find point marker to hand write my signature, (c), and production number. Followed by measuring the lengths of the neck straps from the longer leather strips, thread them through the rings of each medal as tie the two ends together. Then I print or photocopy the small square blank certificates, fill them each appropriately with their respective medal, and then laminate the certificates. And then there's the package wrapping, addressing And shipping them out at my local USPS Post Office. Around then, I would add the tracking numbers respectively as well.<br /> <br /> And with that, I am making my promise now that from the first week's order amount if over thirty medals, I will have them all ready to ship, and ship them all on Friday the 27th!<br /> <br /> Thank you all for your patronage and your patience. Have a good and safe day.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> Chris was happy when the first run of the medallions sold out.<br /> <br /> <br /> {{quotebox|1 October 2014<br /> My, My! The Medallion Listing ended with the last quantity number sold. No worries, people, I will have it relisted ASAP, when eBay refreshes my monthly Listing Allowance.<br /> <br /> In the meantime, everyone can still get a Medallion for Free with purchase of a Framed Piece, Commission with the Works, and a Colored Commission. And I will now offer a Two-For-One Special through the B&amp;W Listing; Free Medal with Purchase of a B&amp;W Commission, and y'all may request a Medallion in lieu of a Commission Drawing. That is like buying Two Medallions for 1 2/3 of the total price.<br /> <br /> I will extend the offer until when I am able to Relist the Medallions. I sincerely apologize for any inconveniences, and I thank you all for your understanding and patience.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===The Mr. Smith Situation===<br /> Among those who ordered a medallion from Chris was one Mr. Smith. There is some dispute concerning the origins of the conflict between Chris and Mr. Smith, and whether or not Mr. Smith's complaints were justified.&lt;ref&gt;http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-09-21-14-chris-promises-all-the-medallions-will-be-shipped-by-9-27.4991/page-4#post-349366&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-9-30-angry-eyed-sonichu-medallions.5107/page-10#post-361784&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;http://cwckiforums.com/threads/my-experience-with-christian-featuring-a-new-original-art-piece.5501/&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-9-27-14-chris-blames-the-victim.5070/page-12#post-357047&lt;/ref&gt; Whatever the case, around 18 September, Mr. Smith filed a claim against Chris on eBay before the two-week period Chris requested to ship the medallion, thereby freezing his PayPal account. Furious, Chris sent several angry messages to Mr. Smith pleading to lift the case.<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Your medal will be shipped tomorrow. PLEASE CLOSE YOUR CASE IMMEDIATELY; I NEED THE MONEY OUT OF THE LIMBO YOU HAVE FORCED IT INTO, SO I CAN SHIP IT AND THE REMAINDER!!! - jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Listen to me, Buster! I told you I needed up to two weeks for the creation of the medals in the Listing! And if there is a delay, I would let everyone know. See attached image for WHY I NEED THE TIME!<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Dear [omitted],<br /> <br /> In for you to get YOUR medal at all right now and Sooner is for you to Close Your Case and let me have the money back! You are being a Major Cyber-Bully and a God Damed Internet Troll right now! If you want to redeem yourself and be forgiven, you WILL give me the money Back in Closing your Case against me RIGHT NOW!!! PLEASE!!!<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Dear [omitted],<br /> <br /> You will get your medal, but I NEED THE MONEY, Please! Why are you being a damn Bully?!<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> At this point Chris doxxed Mr. Smith on Facebook.<br /> <br /> <br /> {{quotebox|26 September 2014<br /> PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT OPEN ANY EBAY CASES AGAINST ME!!! When someone does that, it forces the amount removed into Limbo from my PayPal, which risks pushing it into the Red, as when it is forced untie red, an OVERDRAFT FEE is charged against me, and when I have Negative Money in my PayPal Account, I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SHIP ANYTHING!!! Daniel, your medal has just been shipped, ad the other two people, yours and the current remainder will be shipped tomorrow, or NOT IF YOU DO NOT CLOSE YOUR CASES AGAISNT ME AND GIVE ME THE MONEY BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!<br /> <br /> Do Not Be So Damn Impatient and Greedy!!! God Dang It!!!<br /> }}<br /> To which he added:<br /> {{quotebox|<br /> Either tomorrow or on the First of October; depending if the two people ([omitted] closed his case; very much appreciated) close Their casses immediately or not! UGH!!!<br /> <br /> [Omitted] of Portland, Oregon, AKA: username: [omitted]. And [omitted] of Lashmeet, West Virginia, AKA: username: [omitted].<br /> <br /> Bullies! They're being Damn Bullies!!! Ugh!!!<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Smith was upset.<br /> <br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Dear jesusguidesme2,<br /> <br /> ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?! You just posted my name and where I live on your Facebook. I know you deleted it but someone screenshotted it and showed it to me. Now I'm getting prank phone called. I'm reporting you to Ebay RIGHT NOW....<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Dear [omitted],<br /> <br /> I am very sorry about trolling you like that, I will have your medal shipped tomorrow, most definitely.<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Dear [omitted],<br /> <br /> Your medallion has been sent; you may check the Tracking Number; PLEASE Close Your Case Immediately.<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Dear jesusguidesme2,<br /> <br /> No. This is far from over. I spent an hour on the phone with Ebay last night and now they're getting involved with the investigation. I have proof that you did it and some people even want me to go to the cops with it.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Look, I am Really Sorry about that; I was under a lot of stress, and what I did was wrong. Please end this chaos. I do not want any trouble.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Dear jesusguidesme2,<br /> <br /> You're only saying that you're sorry because you're in trouble. You've not even attempted to make the situation up to me.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> Chris tried to resolve the problem with a Facebook post.<br /> <br /> <br /> {{quotebox|27 September 2014<br /> I DID make a comment where I named two people who opened cases against me, plummeting my PayPal account closer to the Red Again! I was under a LOT of Stress! The One Remaining who is refusing to Close his Case is causing me more grief and stress enough that could kill me with a heart attack or a stroke.<br /> <br /> Saying his and her names in the comment was very wrong of me, and I understand what I did was a Trolling-Stupid Act; that is Not Me, and [[Chris and remorse|I am Very, Truly Sorry]] for doing that. But I had deleted shortly after, and yet it wasn't quick enough for the REAL TROLLS AND CYBER-BULLIES to screen cap it and forcing it against me into even more stress and trouble!<br /> <br /> Can't we just forgive and forget? Or are the lot of you soo corrupted, that you have lost all feeling in your hearts, and sold your own souls and self-beings to a form of a devil that keeps you all dragged down in front of your monitors day in and day out with only sole and pitiful purposes of needlessly torturing EVERYBODY ELSE, regardless of Innocent or Guilty or In-Between?<br /> <br /> Good Grief!!!<br /> <br /> --:( feeling drained.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> Chris hoped this would resolve the issue, and sent two private messages to Mr. Smith:<br /> <br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> I just made a public apology in full detail from my exhausted heart and soul on my Facebook. I am NOT RICH! My mother and I are just getting by as it is. You would gain nothing from me or my family in any court of law or whatever. [[Michael Snyder]] knows what I am talking about; he thought it would be a get-rich-quick scheme for him, but he was very wrong, and he had to go out of business of His [[The GAMe PLACe|Hobby PLace]] afterwards. You think about that.<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> And I will also add that you are torturing a [[Homos#Chris the lesbian|Lesbian and a Transgender]], as well as an [[Autism|Autistic Individual]]; the HRC and Autism Facilities would be very interested in hearing about my being abused by Your constant inaction, bullying on me and lack of cooperation of a heartfelt conclusion and settlement. Think about that a well.<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> This did not satisfy Mr. Smith.<br /> <br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Dear jesusguidesme2,<br /> <br /> I don't care that you're gay and autistic. You intentionally tried to harm me and you're going to suffer the consequences.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> You Hurt Me First and worst by pushing my finances towards the Red with great risk of getting an Overdraft charged against me! This fight is needless and nonsense; what's done is done. I have most sincerely apologized, I shipped your Medal Out Today! Please Just Stop Attacking Me!<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> At this point Mr. Smith received a Sonichu medallion from Chris, but it came with an angry expression. The certificate was marred by black smudges. Mr. Smith complained that it was not what he had asked for. Chris summarized the dispute on Facebook:<br /> <br /> <br /> {{quotebox|30 September 2014<br /> I want to make it publicly known to everyone that Mr. Smith (to hold his first name on identity sake) is being a further bully by making a false case against me. The Medallion I had sent him is a Sonichu Medallion, but because of how his actions against me made me feel and all, his Medallion has an Angry Expression, where the eyes' whites were painted orange, with a flame look on the irises, and a most Angry facial expression. He is claiming it to be a Blue something, possibly like the ONE Yawning Squirtle Medallion that was order by another (Female) customer.<br /> <br /> His case is very false, and I want the record to show that the Only Thing Blue about his medallion is the Neck Strap, just like most everyone else's medallions. The actual medal is of the same Sonichu face shape, but with the angry expression I have stated just now. Please make Mr. Smith stop Cyber-Bullying and Trolling Me with his constant hold on the $30 that is still very much in Limbo currently.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> A number of Chris's fans were concerned that the certificate was smudged because Chris had spit on it or worse. Chris reassured one fan:<br /> <br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> I have never spit on anything I have shipped out. The only recent mishap was black paint being spilt onto a couple of blank certificates.<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> Chris and Mr. Smith continued to argue via private messages.<br /> <br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> You must be mistaken; your medallion is NOT BLUE at all. And I was very careful of sending you the right medallion, which in your case, because of how you made me feel, I gave the Sonichu face an enraged, angry expression. I do not do Refunds, because what I sell are Customized Items; they do not resell, period. I am under the impression you are just further bullying me for your own perspective of revenge. The decision is final. Good Day.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> I did not send you the wrong medallion, I PURPOSELY molded, Drew and colored it to [[Chris and anger|BE ANGRY at YOU]], for your constant stubborn attitude and Bullying. And you certainly are bucking up to be worthy of my own anger as well. Accurate Item; MADE CUSTOM JUST FOR YOU, [omitted]! Hmmpf!<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> Mr. Smith still refused to lift his eBay case against Chris, and demanded satisfaction. Chris agreed to send a new, unadulterated medallion as well as a free commissioned drawing, which Mr. Smith requested be a portrait of himself with Sonichu. <br /> <br /> The illustration, dated 13 October, turned out to be a mockery of Mr. Smith. While Mr. Smith had sent photos of himself to Chris for reference, Chris drew Mr. Smith with a &quot;troll face;&quot; depicted a bucket of ice about to topple onto his head; and drew Sonichu saying, &quot;You just couldn't let up and be patient, could you, Mr. Smith?&quot; Chris also wrote on the drawing, &quot;YOU PUT ME ON A [[tugboat|SINKING SHIP]], KILLING MY FINANCES.&quot; <br /> <br /> Still unsatisfied and persisting with his eBay complaint, Mr. Smith demanded that Chris make a [[To Mr. Smith|video apology]]. Because Chris was not wearing his medallion while making this apology, Mr. Smith suspected that it was not True and Honest. Chris responded:<br /> <br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> I am for real, and I do not have to wear my medallion to prove myself. I have done more than your money's worth for you. I am the real Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA. And you can best tell who I am from my Face. I am sick of kissing your pitiful ass. Now, you can kiss my [[un-clit|cooch]]!<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> Ultimately, eBay decided to refund the $30 to Mr. Smith. So Mr. Smith received for free the following loot:<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|&quot;Angry eyes&quot; Sonichu.<br /> File:Authentically autistic.JPG|The smeared certificate.<br /> File:Med 73 B.JPG|The second, unadulterated medallion.<br /> File:Chris's Commission to Mr. Smith (compressed).jpg|The commissioned drawing.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===The Received Medallions===<br /> Recipients noted that the medallions were surprisingly lightweight. A number had parts broken off; Chris routinely included a note that these could be fixed with Krazy Glue. This note was hand-written at first, but eventually he created a typed version, complete with misspelling. Another common problem was that Chris placed medallions in boxes while they were still wet or before the clay had set, resulting in smearing and fading. Some had fingerprints, or arrived with disturbing foreign materials.<br /> <br /> <br /> {{collapsible<br /> |Gallery of medallions, thus far<br /> |&lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> File:Med 12 B.jpg|Number 12, box.<br /> File:Med 12 C.jpg|Number 12, box.<br /> File:Med 12 D.jpg|Number 12, box.<br /> File:Med 12 A.jpg|Number 12, [[Yawning Squirtle]].<br /> File:Med 12 E.jpg|Number 12, back.<br /> File:Med 12 G.jpg|Chris's lack of knot tying know-how is evident.<br /> File:Med 13 A.jpg|Number 13, box.<br /> File:Med 13 B.jpg|Number 13, box.<br /> File:Sonchu.jpg|Number 13, front.<br /> File:Med 13 D.jpg|Number 13, back.<br /> File:Med 18 box.JPG|Number 19, EVIL BOX.<br /> File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|Number 19, Mr. Smith's medallion.<br /> File:Authentically autistic.JPG|Number 19, smeared certificate.<br /> File:Med 23.jpg|Number 23. Recipient said the nose fell off and the signature was illegible.<br /> File:Med 25 A.jpg|Number 25, elegantly displayed.<br /> File:Med 25 B.jpg|Number 25, close-up.<br /> File:Med 27 A.jpg|Number 27.<br /> File:Med 27 B.jpg|Number 27, certificate.<br /> File:Med 34.png|Number 34.<br /> File:Med 35.jpg|Number 35.<br /> File:Med Y.jpg|Number 38.<br /> File:Med 41 A.jpg|Number 41.<br /> File:Med 41 B.jpg|Number 41, back.<br /> File:Med 41 C.jpg|Number 41, certificate.<br /> File:Med 41 D.jpg|Number 41, &quot;Care and [[Chris and english|Maintainence]]&quot;.<br /> File:Med 41 E.jpg|Number 41, Chris is not very prompt (note the [[A-Logging|a-loggish]] comment).<br /> File:Med 41 G.jpg|Number 41's satisfied customer.<br /> File:Med 46 A.JPG|Number 46, box.<br /> File:Med 46 C.JPG|Number 46.<br /> File:Med 46 B.JPG|Number 46, back.<br /> File:Med 59 A.png|Number 59.<br /> File:Med 59 B.png|Number 59, back. [[Chris and art|Note the smearing]].<br /> File:Med 59 C.png|Number 59, certificate.<br /> File:Med 60 A.jpg|Number 60, box.<br /> File:Med 60 B.jpg|Number 60, box.<br /> File:Med 60 C.jpg|Number 60, the complete package.<br /> File:Med 60 D.jpg|Number 60, close-up.<br /> File:Med 60 E.jpg|Number 60, another picture.<br /> File:Med 60 F.jpg|Number 60, yet another view.<br /> File:Med 60 G.jpg|Number 60, certificate.<br /> File:Med 61 A.jpg|Number 61, box.<br /> File:Med 61 B.jpg|Number 61, box.<br /> File:Med 61 C.jpg|Number 61, as packaged. Recipient said it [[Axe|smelled bad]].<br /> File:Med 61 D.jpg|Number 61, [[Wild Sonichu]].<br /> File:Med 61 E.jpg|Number 61, back. Typical smearing.<br /> File:Med 61 F.jpg|Number 61, certificate, with paint smears.<br /> File:Med 61 G.jpg|Number 61, &quot;Care and Maintainence&quot;.<br /> File:Med 61 H.jpg|Number 61, fingerprints.<br /> File:Med 61 I.jpg|Number 61, hair.<br /> File:Meds 64 &amp; 65 B.png|Numbers 64 and 65.<br /> File:Meds 64 &amp; 65 A.png|Numbers 64 and 65, back.<br /> File:Med 66 B.jpg|Number 66, certificate.<br /> File:Med 66 A.jpg|Number 66.<br /> File:Med Z.JPG|Number 68, Wild Sonichu.<br /> File:Med 69 C.jpg|Number 69, box.<br /> File:Med 69 D.jpg|Number 69. Box had &quot;[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|strange brownish stains]]&quot; on it.<br /> File:Med 69 A.jpg|Number 69, [[Robbie Sonichu]].<br /> File:Med 69 G.jpg|Number 69, back.<br /> File:Med 69 E.jpg|Number 69, the complete package.<br /> File:Med 69 F.jpg|Number 69. The nose fell off.<br /> File:Med 69 B.jpg|Number 69. Recipient identified this as &quot;[[Chris and health|a booger attached to a lock of hair]]&quot; found inside the box.<br /> File:Med 70.JPG|Number 70. The recipient requested that Chris sign it.<br /> File:Med 72 A.jpg|Number 72, box.<br /> File:Med 72 B.jpg|Number 72. &quot;([[Yu-Gi-Oh]]) Yuya's Pendant&quot;.<br /> File:Med 72 C.jpg|Number 72. The recipient gave Chris five options; this is the one he chose.<br /> File:Med 72 D.jpg|Number 72, artist's signature.<br /> File:Med 72 E.jpg|Number 72. &quot;Yuya's Pendant&quot;.<br /> File:Med 73 A.JPG|Number 73.<br /> File:Med 73 B.JPG|Number 73, close-up.<br /> File:Med 73 C.JPG|Number 73, certificate.<br /> File:Med 73 D.JPG|Number 73. The nose fell off this one too.<br /> File:Med 76 A.jpg|Number 76, [[Megagi La Skunk]].<br /> File:Med 76 C.jpg|Number 76, close-up.<br /> File:Med 76 D.jpg|Number 76, back.<br /> File:Med 76 B.jpg|Number 76, certificate.<br /> File:Med 76 E.jpg|Number 76 on display.<br /> File:Med 78&amp;79 C.png|Number 78, box.<br /> File:Med 78&amp;79 D.png|Number 78, box.<br /> File:Med 78&amp;79 B.png|Number 78.<br /> File:Med 78&amp;79 E.png|Number 79, box.<br /> File:Med 78&amp;79 A.png|Number 79. Plusa, the recipient's Sonichu original character.<br /> File:Med 78&amp;79 F.png|Numbers 78 &amp; 79, certificates.<br /> File:Med 80.jpg|Number 80, [[Chris-chan Sonichu]].<br /> File:Med 83 A.jpg|Number 83, box.<br /> File:Med 83 B.jpg|Number 83, &quot;Red&quot; Sonichu, apparently another original character.<br /> File:Med 83 C.jpg|Number 83, back.<br /> File:Med 86 A.jpg|Number 86, box.<br /> File:Med 86 B.jpg|Number 86, opening the box.<br /> File:Med 86 C.jpg|Number 86, box.<br /> File:Med 86 D.jpg|Number 86. The ears were broken.<br /> File:Med 86 E.jpg|Number 86, certificate and ears.<br /> File:Med 86 F.jpg|Number 86, back.<br /> File:Med 86 G.jpg|Number 86, more questionable knotting.<br /> File:114 1.jpg|Number 114, box.<br /> File:114 2.jpg|Number 114, mailing address.<br /> File:114 3.jpg|Number 114. &quot;Please Leave Positive Feedback.&quot;<br /> File:114 4.jpg|Number 114, certificate.<br /> File:114 5.jpg|Number 114, Rosechu.<br /> File:114 6.jpg|Number 114, with METAL.<br /> File:Med 123.png|Number 123.<br /> File:Med X C.jpg|Unknown number, Sonichu.<br /> File:Med X D.png|Certificate for previous medallion.<br /> File:Med X A.jpg|Box for previous.<br /> File:Med X B.jpg|Box for previous.<br /> File:JojoswoonMedallion.jpg|Another Sonichu from someone named &quot;Jojoswoon.&quot;<br /> File:Med Oney.png|Medallion belonging to someone named &quot;Oney.&quot;<br /> File:Med cosplay.png|Cosplayer with authentic medallion.<br /> File:Cosplayer with Medallion.jpg|Presumably the same cosplayer having a blast.<br /> File:Medallion Customer.jpg|He can feel the cosmos.<br /> <br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;}}<br /> <br /> A couple purchasers included videos:<br /> <br /> Number 23: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5HFzNUQREQ<br /> <br /> Number 25: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPfpZ6v5JK0<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Amnyfest Ring]], another source of Chris's power<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Relics of Fail}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Arts and Crafts]]<br /> [[Category:Relics of Fail]]<br /> [[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Biological_clock&diff=181656 2015-02-02T18:54:34Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Updating link.</p> <hr /> <div>'''Biological clock''' is the [[CWC-ism]] that [[Chris]] uses to refer to his [[Wikipedia:circadian rhythm|circadian rhythm]] (his sleeping pattern). Although this is technically not an incorrect use of the term, [[Wikipedia:Biological clock|biological clock]] is almost exclusively used to refer to a woman's child-bearing years, so Chris just sounds (even more) stupid when he yammers on about fixing his biological clock. Chris most likely confused the term &quot;internal clock&quot; (which does refer to circadian rhythms) with the term for female child baring years. One of Chris's reasons for needing a [[TRUE and HONEST]] [[sweetheart]] is to fix his biological clock. Chris's infatuation with [[Ivy]] can be traced to the fact that she vaguely helped Chris have a normal, set sleeping pattern.<br /> <br /> He first explained his sleep habits in an edit on his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article:<br /> {{quote|YES, I drink A LOT of Soda from [[My Coke Rewards|Coca-Cola]] to [[Wikipedia:Pepsi|Pepsi]] to [[Wikipedia:Powerade|Powerade]]. I have a lot of stored [[Wikipedia:caffeine|caffeene]] [''sic''] in my energy supply, and not only kept me on my toes, but has also messed up my fucking biological clock as well. I sleep from fucking six AM to twelve-fucking-thirty. BIG REASON I need a [[Sweetheart]], so she can help me back on track towards getting back to the morning hours that I used to have during my [[Manchester High School|High School years]]. Fucking [[Adult Swim]](tm) and [[mass debating|random projects]] keep me up all night as well.|Chris, 11 [[2007#November|November 2007]]. &lt;ref&gt;&lt;s&gt;http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=1997316018&amp;oldid=1997315821&lt;/s&gt;&lt;/ref&gt; (Note that Powerade is not a soda and contains no caffeine.)}}<br /> <br /> He is oblivious to the fact that the real reason he used to sleep during the night in high school is that he used to actually have some reason to get up in the morning. Parents (and college students) know that it's common for schoolchildren during the summer to get their sleep patterns messed up because they now can &quot;stay up as late as they want.&quot; Since leaving [[PVCC]], Chris has had no job, few friends, and no life outside of [[mass debating]], making up things involving [[Sonichu]], and his [[Love Quest]], allowing him ample free time to stay up all night drinking [[Navy|caffeine]]. Yet, despite never leaving the house (thus negating the purpose of a standard sleep cycle), he seems to think that it's a perfectly valid excuse for not uploading comics on schedule.&lt;ref&gt;[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|Alec Benson Leary Phone Call #2]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris's nocturnal habits during much of the [[2000s]] appear to be the primary reason that &quot;Attraction Time&quot; during his [[Love Quest]] occurred in the mid-to-late afternoon. On 23 [[April 2012]] Chris wrote that &quot;I knew I was gone for too long [from [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]]], but my internal clock kept me awake at night... and prohibited me from being a day person&quot;,&lt;ref&gt;[[April 2012 Facebook posts#April 23]]&lt;/ref&gt; suggesting that his irregular sleep schedule has caused him to be absent from his church for a considerable period of time. <br /> <br /> ==Uses by Chris==<br /> * Chris mentions his biological clock (without explaining what he means) in one of his e-mails to [[Miyamoto Saga|Shigeru Miyamoto]]. This is the first recorded instance of his use of the term.<br /> * For some reason, the biological clock became a major element of Chris's relationship with [[Ivy]]. He thanks her for &quot;fixing&quot; it in [[CWC Update 9 April 2009]], [[A CWC Audition]], and [[Chris Sings Lovin' You]], as well as the bizarre dream-sequence page about their romance in [[Episode 19|Episode #19]] of [[Sonichu (comic)|the comic]]. He also mentioned this in his AIM chats with [[Vanessa Hudgens]] and on his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile|Wikipedia userpage]].<br /> * Chris mentioned his broken biological clock during the [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|date with Emily]], and added that his mother had the same problem at the time.<br /> * On his [[Twitter]] feed, Chris has blamed the biological clock for his odd schedule a couple of times, in [[December 2009]] and [[January 2010]].<br /> * In [[Mailbag 47|Mailbag #47]], Chris talked about his &quot;recent biological clock reset&quot;, allowing him to return to a regular update schedule for his comics. This didn't last very long.<br /> * The [[Alec Benson Leary calls]] contain a good deal of biological clock discussion, particularly in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|call #2]] and [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3|call #3]]. In [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 7|call #7]], Alec tries to explain to Chris that he's gotten the meaning of the colloquialism &quot;biological clock&quot; completely wrong, but Chris refuses to believe him.<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain]]<br /> <br /> {{CWC-isms}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:CWC-isms]]</div>

Michaeldsuarez https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=So_Need_a_Cute_Girl&diff=181655 2015-02-02T18:53:49Z

<p>Michaeldsuarez: Updating links.</p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|Such words were never more true, but if I didn't feel the sadness, [[So Lonesome|lonliness]] [sic] or torture in my heart from after my first encounter with that [[Mary Lee Walsh|Witch Bitch]], I might be a fuckin' weak sap, instead of the [[Semen|SALTY]], [[Chris and anger|AGGRESSIVE]], and [[Clyde Cash|TRULY SWEET TO THE LADIES]] and [[Homos|NOT TO MOST]] [[JERKS|MEN]] type of MAN that I AM.|[[Chris]] commenting on &quot;So Need a Cute Girl&quot;, 11 [[November 2007]], [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED edit]]&lt;ref name=&quot;ed&quot;&gt;&lt;s&gt;http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=1997316018&amp;oldid=1997315821&lt;/s&gt;&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> '''&quot;So Need a Cute Girl&quot;''' is the first track off of ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]'', by the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|titular band]]. It is sung over &quot;I Want It That Way&quot; by Backstreet Boys. [[Chris]] describes it in an [[ED]] edit as his &quot;[[love Quest|sweetheart search]] theme song.&quot;&lt;ref name=&quot;ed&quot;/&gt; It is arguably his greatest hit, and certainly the Hedgehog Boys song Chris goes back to most often; as well as the performances listed below, impromptu features appear in a number of his videos.<br /> <br /> Bizarrely enough, the song can be downloaded for 89 cents on Amazon's MP3 store since [[November 2013]]. According to the copyright date, Chris used Distrokid.com and some of his [[monthly tugboat]] to get it up on there. Of course, there could be the possibility that a [[troll]] put it up there and is [[Jimmy Hill|making money off of Chris's work]].<br /> <br /> ==Song==<br /> &lt;center&gt;{{Infobox/video<br /> | name = So Need a Cute Girl, Audio Only<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|hN-J8WdMuQ4}}<br /> | Stardate = [[2003#August|August 2003]]<br /> | maker = Chris<br /> | subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Sex|text}}, {{Rage|[[Virgin with Rage]]}}, {{Galpals|[[Love Quest]]}}, {{Other|[[Noviophobia]]}}<br /> | style = {{Crazy|text}}<br /> | other = {{Audio|text}}<br /> | previous = [[The_24th_Wedding_Anniversary_Special#Part_3|The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]<br /> | next = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Music_video|So Need a Cute Girl, Music Video]]<br /> }}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> === Lyrics===<br /> <br /> [''sung over The Backstreet Boys' &quot;I Want It That Way&quot;'']<br /> <br /> Hey! Look at me!&lt;br&gt;<br /> I'm sitting here sad and lonely!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Without a [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]],&lt;br&gt;<br /> But a desire&lt;br&gt;<br /> To ''not'' hear you say,&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[Noviophobia|&quot;I have a boyfriend!&quot;]]&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> And I see da ladies walking&lt;br&gt;<br /> Along one by one,&lt;br&gt;<br /> And I never wanna hear,&lt;br&gt;<br /> &quot;I have a boyfriend!&quot;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Tell me why&lt;br&gt;<br /> I'm stuck as a [[virgin with rage]]!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Tell me why&lt;br&gt;<br /> I so need a cute girl my age!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Tell me why&lt;br&gt;<br /> I never wanna hear you say,&lt;br&gt;<br /> &quot;I have a boyfriend!&quot;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> And I have no fire&lt;br&gt;<br /> But a desire&lt;br&gt;<br /> To ''not'' hear you say,&lt;br&gt;<br /> &quot;I have a boyfriend!&quot;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Tell me why&lt;br&gt;<br /> I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!&lt;br&gt;<br /> (Tell me why)&lt;br&gt;<br /> I so need a cute girl my age!&lt;br&gt;<br /> (Tell me why)&lt;br&gt;<br /> I never wanna hear you say,&lt;br&gt;<br /> &quot;I have a boyfriend!&quot;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Why do all of the [[jerks]]&lt;br&gt;<br /> Get all of the pretty girls? (Yeah!)&lt;br&gt;<br /> You may not notice,&lt;br&gt;<br /> But I want you to know&lt;br&gt;<br /> That I am a lonesome heart!&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> And I have no fire,&lt;br&gt;<br /> But a desire&lt;br&gt;<br /> To ''not'', to not, to not&lt;br&gt;<br /> ''Heeeaaar…''&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Stuck as a virgin with rage!&lt;br&gt;<br /> So need a cute girl my age!&lt;br&gt;<br /> I never wanna hear you say,&lt;br&gt;<br /> &quot;I have a boyfriend!&quot;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Tell me why&lt;br&gt;<br /> I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!&lt;br&gt;<br /> (Tell me why)&lt;br&gt;<br /> I so need a cute girl my age!&lt;br&gt;<br /> I never wanna hear you say,&lt;br&gt;<br /> &quot;I have a boyfriend!&quot;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Tell me why&lt;br&gt;<br /> I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!&lt;br&gt;<br /> I so need a cute girl my age!&lt;br&gt;<br /> I ain’t never wanna hear you say,&lt;br&gt;<br /> &quot;I have a boyfriend!&quot;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Never say it, now!<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;font-size:x-small&quot;&gt;&amp;#42; ''In some versions of the song, &quot;as a virgin with rage&quot; is replaced by the alternative lyric &quot;in a sad, lonely cage.&quot;''&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;span style=&quot;font-size:x-small&quot;&gt;*&amp;#42; ''In a version of the lyrics posted by Chris in one of [[List_of_Christian's_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica|his ED edits]], these lyrics are changed to &quot;I mean it when I say, 'I NEED A SWEETHEART.'&quot;&lt;ref&gt;&lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=1997316018&amp;oldid=1997315821 http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=1997316018&amp;oldid=1997315821]&lt;/s&gt;&lt;/ref&gt;''&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Music video==<br /> {{Main|All I Want For Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend}}<br /> <br /> ==Live performance==<br /> &lt;center&gt;{{Infobox/video<br /> | name = So Need a Cute Girl, Live Performance<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|wlP5VhuJubE}}<br /> | stardate = 12 [[July 2009]]<br /> | maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/ScarletSanctum Scarlet]<br /> | subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Sex|text}}, {{Rage|[[Virgin with Rage]]}}, {{Galpals|[[Love Quest]]}}, {{Other|[[Noviophobia]]}}<br /> | style = {{Crazy|[[Chris and hypocrisy|Drunk]]}}<br /> | shirt = {{RefereeShirt|text}}<br /> | other = {{Live|text}}<br /> | previous = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Music_video|So Need a Cute Girl, Music Video]]<br /> | next = [[Harvey_Birdman_Commercial#Chris.27s_entry|Harvey Birdman Commercial]]<br /> }}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> On 12 [[July 2009]], one of Chris's &quot;friends&quot; uploaded Christian and the Hedgehog Boys giving [[Chris's Big Night Out II|their first public performance]] (sans the Hedgehog Boys, though Chris probably imagined they were there in his head), with their song &quot;So Need a Cute Girl.&quot; Perhaps in an attempt to come off as less creepy, Chris opts to use the &quot;sad, lonely cage&quot; lyrics instead of the &quot;virgin with rage&quot; one. Although his performance is predictably sleep-inducing, for the most part, Chris's added &quot;flourish&quot; at the very end of the video (in which, in an attempt to evoke Michael Jackson, he &lt;s&gt;slaps his hand on&lt;/s&gt; grabs his crotch) makes for an unforgettable couple of seconds.<br /> <br /> === Transcript ===<br /> <br /> '''Chris:''' (''Fervently grabs crotch at the end'') LADIES, [[Adult Swim|ALL HANDS ON ME]]. (''There are no takers, just laughter'')<br /> <br /> '''Man:''' (''Bewildered'') Oh ohh OHHH buddy!! Whoa-ho, you got that on film!<br /> <br /> ==Covers==<br /> &lt;center&gt;{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = So Need a Cute Girl, cover<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|VfM9Q73lBjg}}<br /> | stardate = 30 [[June 2009]]<br /> | maker = {{Liquid|text}}<br /> | subject = So Need a Cute Girl<br /> | Video Typer = Song Cover<br /> | info = Sonichu: The Animated Series response from the real Chris Chandler.<br /> }}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = So Need a Cute Girl, cover<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|8DTg4nx_dCE}}<br /> | stardate = 4 [[January 2012]]<br /> | maker = [http://guwange.bandcamp.com GUWANGE]<br /> | subject = So Need a Cute Girl<br /> | type = Song Cover<br /> | info = From the album [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian &amp; The Hedgehog Boys]].<br /> }}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = So Need a Cute Girl (Medley)<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|xjuc5iQ-eAk}}<br /> | stardate = 11 [[June 2012]]<br /> | maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/GhostofBillRiley GhostofBillRiley]<br /> | subject = So Need a Cute Girl<br /> | type = Song Cover<br /> | info = A medley of several covers mixed together with the original.<br /> }}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == Sources ==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]<br /> *[[Chris and music]]<br /> *[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]<br /> *[[Virgin with Rage]]<br /> *[[Chris's Big Night Out II]]<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Animal Crossing Documentary]]|nextlink=[[Harvey Birdman Commercial]]|}}<br /> {{Hedgehog Boys}}<br /> {{CWC on TV}}<br /> {{Music Videos}}<br /> {{Love quest}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)]]<br /> [[Category:Chris-chan videos before 2007| 2004-12-24]]</div>

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<p>Michaeldsuarez: Updating link.</p> <hr /> <div>{{Timelinetop<br /> |size = 100px<br /> |start = 2008<br /> |end = Ongoing}}<br /> {{protip|Stop trying to put mentions of ed.se on this page. Only use it to replace broken ed.com links.}}<br /> {{Quote|I will see to that website's demise, or my name isn't Christian Weston Chandler.|[[Christopher Weston Chandler]]&lt;ref&gt;[[Megan emails, 2008]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> '''Encyclopedia Dramatica''' (aka '''ED''') is the home to the Chris-chan page that introduced Chris to the world at large and made him a popular target for [[trolling]].<br /> <br /> ==Chris on ED==<br /> <br /> Chris has denounced the ED page in several of his videos, claiming it is filled with &quot;VICIOUS LIES AND SLANDER.&quot;<br /> <br /> After a considerable amount of trolling and bitching and uploading hideous pornographic images, including the disastrous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], Chris posted this gem on the ED talk page:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I AM ADDING THE [[Rule 34|POSITIVITY]] THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE. What I am doing is a STAND against OFFENSIVE, UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED [[Pickle|Additions]] to ANY Female Image. What I am doing is a STAND for EVERY SINGLE WOMAN Everywhere, because NO WOMAN would EVER want such a Horrific Twist of Fate. What I am doing is a STAND against the VERY THING that is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> So, Draw Breasts, [[china|Vaginas]], Uterus, Ovaries and the God-Given Eggs within them, you [[Duck|Two-Inch Short]] [[Pickle|Dick-HEADS!!!!!!!!]]<br /> <br /> Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the [[Women's Rights]], For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.<br /> <br /> P.S. [[Chris and hypocrisy|Grow a BACKBONE and GO ASK WOMEN OUT AS WELL, YOU TROLLS!]]}}<br /> <br /> Chris then returned, admitting defeat after his tard rage:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Months ago, I have found from this page being the first of a number hate against me, Christian Weston Chandler. *[[sigh]]* Among the number of you all, my name has been dragged through the mud, my e-mail and MySpace have been hacked for the e-mail information and random information that have been twisted into mockery of [[obesity|my person]], [[Chris and sex|my integrity]], [[List of Chris's lies|my honesty]], [[Ryan Cash|my compassion]], [[heart level|my heart]], [[Chris and religion|my soul]], [[autism|my being]]. Not only that, but the names of my two best gal-pals, [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]], and my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], have also been dragged through the mud of mockery along with mine. Not only were [[heart level|my feelings were hurt greatly]], but also those of [[Megan]] and [[Anna]], and a number of my acquaintances within my small social circle were shocked and terrified that such [[trolls|cruelty]], such [[pickle|mockery]], such [[homos|hatred]] was built from the number of those who have added more and more to this disgrace of a description of my [[autism|being]].<br /> <br /> For a while, I was angry and enraged, and I shoved information and drawings regretfully drawn beyond my personal boundries down the throat of the webmasters of the page, in attempt to kill the hype and hatred against me. But No More, I give up on trying to edit the page to be more positive, or to delete the page altogether.<br /> <br /> But I have ONE Question, that I put unto you all, the individuals who have taken part in creating this web page, and I would appreciate an Open, Detailed and Honest Answer from each of you in simple e-mails or reply on this discussion page.<br /> <br /> [[Frequently Asked Questions|Why do you hate me so much?]]<br /> <br /> What did I do against you to cause the hatred against me? What physical or emotional harm have I ensued unto you? Why do you hate me for being myself in this world full of people who can't help but be themselves? I've had nothing against any of you. I don't even know any of you personally, as far as I know. I have nothing that any of you have already, so Why?<br /> <br /> I leave you with that to ponder and ponder again over. <br /> <br /> Sincerely;<br /> <br /> Christian Weston Chandler.}}<br /> <br /> After the late summer of [[2008]], Chris largely gave up on direct involvement with ED. Around the spring of [[2009]], he may have posted one or two comments on the ED talk page referring to [[Clyde Cash]], however. The first is below. It was deleted fairly quickly.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the [[heart level|crestfallen emotions]], but I am moving on with my life.<br /> <br /> Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to [[troll]] me any further. [[fangs|Do you dare?]]<br /> <br /> Peace-Out, Christian Weston Chandler<br /> <br /> --ChrisChanSonichu 22:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)}}<br /> <br /> There was some dispute over it actually being Chris until he himself confirmed it in the post that followed:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Hey, [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE]], you JERK. I said &quot;IN REAL LIFE&quot;, not [[PS3|Playstation]]. Also, why don't you be the man you CLAIM to be and face me yourself? You keep sending out your prawns to do your dirty work, you coward. &gt;:-(<br /> <br /> Christian C.}}<br /> <br /> According to Clyde, the above entry was deleted after roughly a minute, probably due to Chris realizing that if he were to ever arrange to meet Clyde, he'd only send his parents anyway.<br /> <br /> ==ED on Chris, his article, and his article's talk page==<br /> <br /> [[Image:Drycow.PNG|thumb|Uploaded 12 December 2008, before the new comic, [[Miyamoto]] saga, and [[BlueSpike]] saga]]<br /> <br /> For several months prior to the events of the [[BlueSpike]] saga in early 2009, many thought that Chris had dried up, that Chris could go no further. Furthermore, the [[Blanca Weiss#FCTC|FCTC]]'s posting of new pics of Chris's bent [[duck]] in December 2008 prompted an ED admin to lock the talk page and demand satisfaction: <br /> <br /> {{quote|MINE: What this talkpage is. If you guys continue your faggotry after this protection expires today I will lock it down longer, and then eventually permanently.|Arguecat3, now former ED sysop, 4 December 2008}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I say we just delete it. Along with the archives|Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 5 December 2008}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Fuck this article and it's talk page. Stupid discussions unrelated to upkeep and editing are the only thing keeping this shit interesting. You guys take this shit WAY to srsly. Find another retard to stalk fgts|Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 10 December 2008}}<br /> <br /> ==1 April 2009==<br /> <br /> [[Image:ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|left|thumb|Screenshot of ED's front page.]]<br /> [[Image:Chris-chan ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|thumb|Screenshot of the article.]]<br /> <br /> On April Fools' Day 2009, the Chris-chan article was taken down and replaced with a message.<br /> <br /> {{quote|This afternoon, we at Encyclopædia Dramatica have independently decided to remove the Chris-chan article about Christian W. Chandler from our site. We have also removed all references that slander, vilify, demean, or are found to be overly offensive. In plain terms, this ordeal has gone on far too long and gotten far out of hand. We have unfairly focused on him to the point of intruding in his private life and causing him great personal grief, which no person should ever have to endure. This behavior is not in line with our site goals, and we never wanted something like this. Still, we must take complete responsibility for all our actions, both public and private. And that is why we are speaking to you today. But we say to you now that at no time did we ask anyone to lie, hide, or destroy evidence, or to take any other unlawful action.<br /> <br /> We know that his public comments and his silence about this matter gave a false impression. We misled people, including even his family. We deeply regret that. We can only tell you we were motivated by many factors. First, by a desire to protect himself from the embarrassment of his own conduct.<br /> <br /> He was also very concerned about protecting his family. The investigation moved on to his family and friends, then into his private life. And now the investigation itself is under investigation.<br /> <br /> This has gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people.<br /> <br /> Regardless of any public pressure to reinstate the article, it must be stressed that our intrusion on Chris' private life will cease, and we intend to reclaim his family life for his family. Even internet celebrities have private lives. It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national life. Our website has been distracted by this matter for too long, and we take responsibility for our part in all of this. That is all we can do.<br /> <br /> Now it is time -- in fact, it is past time to move on. We have important work to do -- real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.<br /> <br /> And so tonight, we ask you to turn away from the spectacle of the past two years, as we return our attention to all the challenges and all the promise of the next century.<br /> <br /> Thank you. And good night.|ED, &lt;s&gt;in a rare case of moralfaggotry&lt;/s&gt; joking.}}<br /> <br /> Not surprisingly, the page was put back up on 2 April.<br /> <br /> ==Chris's use of Encyclopedia Dramatica==<br /> <br /> ''See also [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]''<br /> <br /> Chris tried to use ED to muster his personal army to go after [[Joshua Martinez]]. Obviously, nobody did what he asked. &lt;ref&gt;&lt;s&gt;http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;oldid=1997409947&lt;/s&gt;&lt;/ref&gt; He also tried to create a page on ED for his &quot;CCWC's Fanart of Horrors&quot; (see: [[troll]] art), but a sysop immediately caught it and redirected it to an anti-Semitic template.<br /> <br /> ==Chris and ED==<br /> <br /> {{quote|I do think it is a little behind [[CWCki|cwcwiki]] [sic] on a few things, though, but that is to be expected.|[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] on the ED article two years after its creation&lt;ref&gt;[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> For a while, the ED page was crammed with misinformation (such as Chris attempting to molest [[Patti]], or the idea that Ivy was really [[Kimmi|the blowup doll]]), but was cleaned out various times.<br /> <br /> Trolls and general observers of Chris have since turned to [[CWCki]] to get a general picture of Chris that is less biased than ED (emphasis on &quot;less&quot;), and [[TV Tropes]] once described CWCki as being &quot;''more accurate and slightly more SFW''&quot; than ED.<br /> <br /> As for Chris himself, the ED page STILL bothered him. An [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|entire page]] of Chris's website, established in December 2009 and updated afterward, is dedicated to &quot;correcting&quot; the evil ED article with his own True and Honest take on the situation. Naturally, it's all about how Chris isn't remotely responsible for anything he has done wrong, and how it's all the fault of his [[autism]] or those DANG DIRTY TROLLS.<br /> <br /> ==Oh Internet interlude==<br /> On 14 April 2011, ED was redirected to '''Oh Internet''', a more safe-for-work wiki, in an attempt to achieve the site revenue required to stay online. Needless to say, the site included articles about Chris and Sonichu. In October 2013, however, Oh Internet silently went offline. Encyclopedia Dramatica returned under several domains: .ch, .se and .es, revived via scraping articles and images from archived websites.<br /> <br /> ==Chris-chan (forum)==<br /> <br /> [[Image:Edfcwcusers.jpg|thumb|Your average Chris-chan following EDiot.]]<br /> <br /> '''Chris-chan''' was a subforum of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] forums (commonly referred to as '''EDF'''). It was created such that the talk page for the Chris-chan article could be used for its rightful purpose to discuss improving the article.<br /> <br /> Chris had indicated in his 13 [[September 2009]] video that he read the ED forums, where he discovered a plan to photoshop images so they looked like they were from a Sonichu game.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris firmly believed this forum to be the main hub for trolling activity despite other forums and websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]]) are far more significant.<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> <br /> *[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)]]<br /> *[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]<br /> *[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]<br /> *[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]<br /> *[[4-cent garbage]]<br /> *[[Chris-chan (forum)]]<br /> *[[Christian's sex joke]]<br /> *[[TV Tropes]] - The original article, before it was locked and edited.<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *&lt;s&gt;[http://www.mediafire.com/?6m7hk01609e4e7k Google Cache of Chris's ED article]&lt;/s&gt; (dead link as of Jun 2014)<br /> *[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Chris-chan Archive of Chris's page on the &quot;new&quot; &quot;new&quot; ED, and the TRUE and HONEST &quot;Chris-chan&quot; article]<br /> *&lt;s&gt;[https://encyclopediadramatica.se/User:Reldnahc Chris's ED account]&lt;/s&gt;<br /> *[http://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/ EDF]<br /> *&lt;s&gt;[http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan Oh Internet article (SFW!)] &lt;/s&gt; (dead link as 2014)<br /> {{The Internet}}<br /> [[Category:Trolling]]<br /> [[Category:Websites]]<br /> [[Category: ED Saga]]</div>

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