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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Midnightoil: &lt;/p&gt;
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&amp;lt;!--       &amp;quot;WELCOME TO CWCKI&amp;quot; AND ARTICLE COUNT       --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;font-size:162%; border:none; margin:0; padding:.1em; color:#000;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Welcome to the [[CWCki]]!&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris Chan]],&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;the author of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', controversial [[YouTube]] personality, and (alleged) [[Affair with Mother|literal motherfucker]].&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''[[Passive observers|OBSERVE]] CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. ''&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div id=&amp;quot;articlecount&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;width:100%; text-align:center; font-size:85%;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;We currently have [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] articles...and counting!&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Special]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Midnightoil</name></author>
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		<updated>2022-11-26T23:43:47Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Midnightoil: &lt;/p&gt;
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&amp;lt;!--       &amp;quot;WELCOME TO CWCKI&amp;quot; AND ARTICLE COUNT       --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{| style=&amp;quot;width:100%; border:none; background:none;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;font-size:162%; border:none; margin:0; padding:.1em; color:#000;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Welcome to the [[CWCki]]!&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris Chan]],&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;the author of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', controversial [[YouTube]] personality, and (alleged) [[Affair with Mother|literal motherfucker]].&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''[[Passive observers|OBSERVE]] CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. ''&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div id=&amp;quot;articlecount&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;width:100%; text-align:center; font-size:85%;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;We currently have [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] articles...and counting!&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''&amp;quot;Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; that may seem similar to anyone in real life, &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;are purely coincidental, or otherwise [[parody|parodic]].&amp;quot;''&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:{{#switch:{{#time:M-d||en}}&lt;br /&gt;
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| Feb-24   = Birthday Boy.png&lt;br /&gt;
| Mar-17   = PaddysDay banner.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
| Apr-01   = Liquidintro.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
| Apr-09   = Hoppy_Easter.png  &amp;lt;!---This date will have to be changed every year---&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| Jun-01   = Trannyintro.png&lt;br /&gt;
| Jun-04   = TianmenIntro.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
| Aug-01   = CWC_Is_Missing.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
| Sep-04   = BobCWCkiLogo.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
| Oct-31   = Happy Halloween CWCki.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
| Nov-05   = GuyFawkesDayIntro.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
| Dec-23   = Festivus.png&lt;br /&gt;
| Dec-24   = Mychristmas.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
| Dec-25   = Mychristmas.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>Midnightoil</name></author>
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		<title>Main Page</title>
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		<updated>2022-11-26T23:42:03Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Midnightoil: &lt;/p&gt;
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	<entry>
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		<title>Chris and health</title>
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		<updated>2022-06-24T07:41:47Z</updated>

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{{quote|Eat less [[/cow/|cow]] meat; Grilled Chicken is healthier. [[Pickle|Vegetables]] and [[Fanta|Fruit]] are a must; [[A Hike|Walking]] or [[Father Call|Jogging]] is great exercise daily. Standing helps too; play some ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' on [[Gitar of Fail|Guitar]], you have to stand while playing, and move a bit for fun and movement.|[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s [[Chris and hypocrisy|ironic]] advice for [[Wikipedia:Ivan Drago|Ivan Drago]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 2#The Guitar Hero workout|Mailbag 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:DecayOfManChild.jpg|thumb|A rather optimistic depiction of Chris in later life, illustrated prior to his [[Transgender|Tomgirl makeover]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris, as even those with a cursory knowledge of medicine can plainly see, is not in good '''health''' – physically or mentally. Considering his [[obesity]], [[Power|lack of exercise]], [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal|poor nutrition]], [[ShowerClean|refusal to bathe]], and [[Tour of Chris's House|the grave uncleanliness]] of [[Rental House|his]] [[14 Branchland Court|surroundings]], he has an extremely high chance of developing potentially life-threatening medical problems such as cancer, type 2 diabetes, heart failure, [[Wikipedia:Atherosclerosis|atherosclerosis]], and possibly a premature [[Chris and death|death]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Diet and nutrition==&lt;br /&gt;
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Put simply, Chris is a fatty. Unfortunately, he continues to deny this fact, and often lies that he cooks for himself often. Chris's diet actually consists largely of fast food from McDonalds, which is admittedly not unlike the diet of many Americans. He claims to usually only eat fast food salads, but the caloric content of the salads often exceeds fast food burgers after adding the sauce that comes with them. His diet contributes in large part to many of his health issues, as well as his [[Financhu_Crisis|financial problems]].&lt;br /&gt;
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His mugshot upon return to jail on 3 May 2022, after spending three months in [[Western State Hospital]], revealed him to have lost a significant amount of weight. This is likely due to Chris being completely unable to beg for money to spend on junk food.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Exercise==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|[…] while my body is Strong and [[Power]]ful, I am unable to Run Fast without losing breath 10-Seconds in [[Sonic]]-Running Speed.|[[CWCipedia]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20111128031730/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#I_DO.21&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Cwcstrongman.JPG|thumb|[[I AM STRONG]]!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has not had any regular exercise since leaving [[Manchester High School|high school]], and the lack of physical activity has contributed to his already ballooning shape. Since he barely leaves his house and focuses his time on playing [[vidya]], his lack of exposure to the sunlight has left his skin a frightening pallor that starkly contrasts to the dark background of his room, while making videos. Also, most fat people have strong, stocky legs, due to carrying around all that weight, but since Chris very rarely performs any task more physically demanding than [[Guitar Hero|standing up]], his muscles have withered away, leaving a body made almost entirely out of fat, as evidenced by his incredibly thin and weak arms [[Sign Destruction Video|that are incapable of breaking wooden sticks]] and [[Chris Loses It|barely capable of tearing cardboard]].&lt;br /&gt;
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When questioned about exercise, he regarded standing up and playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' as exercise.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Needless to say, Chris is clearly delusional. Chris never seemed to show interest in actual exergaming titles, such as ''Dance Dance Revolution'' or ''Wii Fit''. In Chris's [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|''PaRappa the Rapper'' contest entry]], where he foolishly chose to dance, he seemed to get tired very easily from dancing for a mere 30 seconds and even stopped recording to take a break (evidenced by the abrupt change of position). While attending [[Fridays After Five]] for a while, he danced in public like a stroke victim, then sat down to rest and play some vidya outdoors. Despite this, in [[WelcometoBollywood]] he is capable of dancing in place for over 7 minutes. Whether or not he did this with the magic of jump cuts remains to be seen.&lt;br /&gt;
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During the later stages of his infatuation with [[Kacey]], many of Chris's videos showed a growing obsession with his own physical power. Chris apparently believes himself to be a nigh-unstoppable testament to human might, and has made several videos dedicated to flexing and [[30 Push-Ups|feats]] of [[11042009 51 50|strength]], performing Herculean tasks such as lifting boxes of Minute Maid lemonade and almost doing fake push-ups. He appears to believe that he could've defeated both his rivals [[Gregg Mays]] and [[Liquid Chris]] should've it to came to blows, and as such had challenged them to fisticuffs multiple times.&lt;br /&gt;
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Of course, Chris is once again completely delusional about his own abilities. The push-ups and curls he has struggled to do on camera only serve to demonstrate exactly how hopelessly out of shape he really is. He's so fat and his muscles are so small that it's never clear whether he's actually flexing, and the [[CWC Fighter|fighting]] [[Challenge for Clyde|moves]] he's shown us are laughably incompetent. Were Chris to [[I Got A Fish|get his wish]] and physically confront Gregg or Liquid, he would definitely have his ass handed to him.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the [[Father Call]] and the subsequent [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], Chris made various claims about having taken up jogging. At one point he claimed to jog 5 miles (8 kilometers) a day, but it didn't take long for Kacey and her father to call him out on this obvious lie. The truth is clearly shown in [[Sonichu's Edge]], where Chris runs only a fraction of a mile and had to take 6 breaks to catch his breath, whereas a person in decent health would take a few seconds to jog the same distance without having to stop as often as Chris did.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's lack of muscle tone may stem from hypotonia (lack of muscle tone), which can occur in people on the [[autism]] spectrum,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypotonia&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; although it is clear that his poor lifestyle has only exacerbated this.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Bicycling===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has owned several bicycles over the course of his life, but it is unknown if he ever rode any of them regularly. The most recent one was lost in the hoard sometime before [[2010]]. Chris has made occasional reference to biking over the years:&lt;br /&gt;
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* In [[Kacey Call 18]], he claims to have a scar above his left breast from a bicycle accident he had when he was about five to seven years old.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris received a bike as a [[Christmas]] present in [[1990s|1995]].&lt;br /&gt;
* In his [[List of OkCupid Answers|OkCupid answers]], Chris claims that he always wears a helmet when he rides a bike.&lt;br /&gt;
* In [[Jackie Chat 6]], [[Jackie]] asks Chris to make a video of himself riding his bike. Chris claims that his bike is buried among junk and that he can no longer access it.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Wise|he would need to begin exercising regularly in spring [[2018]] for him to be in shape while in [[CWCville]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://archive.md/1D1ZL&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Anytime Fitness===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Chris at Anytime Fitness.jpg|thumb|left|200px|A fan spotted him at the gym and snapped his photo.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The Idea Guys coerced Chris into getting a membership at an Anytime Fitness gym. In April 2018, Chris uploaded [[One-Hundred!]], a video of him working out in his bedroom with actual dumbbells of 20 pounds each, instead of [[11042009 51 50|lemonade boxes]]. He followed up by taking a selfie at an Anytime gym of him on a treadmill &amp;quot;speed walking 4 mph for two hours&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/April_2018_social_media_posts#Exercising_on_a_treadmill&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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A couple of weeks after the treadmill update, Chris was cocky enough about his new lifestyle change to use a put-down of telling other people they could stand to go to the gym to lose weight.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[May 2018 social media posts#Mad at Facebook friends]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|You are now Blocked. Before continuing to insult me whenever possible you should consider Going to the Gym Yourself, as I feel YOU could stand to Lose Some Weight!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 7 May, Chris lamented the fact that [[weens]] had been calling up the gym to harass management about him:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|You Jerks and Trolls ruin EVERYTHING! I CAN'T EVEN GO TO THE GYM WITHOUT YOU HARASSING THE GYM THAT I GO TO!&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/993696407369408513&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Later, [[Emily]] shared information that Chris had been banned:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxyellow|Chris was legitimately getting complaints from fellow gym goers regarding being [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|gassy]] and [[Fangs|burping]] a whole lot. So he already had a strike against him for that, then couple that with [[Weens|people]] calling them inevitably got him banned.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://archive.md/CKDwK&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In the [[Copitz]] interview, Chris claimed that he had only been banned from the [[Ruckersville]] location, and was still regularly going to another undisclosed location in the [[Charlottesville]] area. Knowing Chris however its likely that this is a [[Lies|lie]] and he has most likely stopped going altogether since the Idea guys were removed from power, if he did actually continue to go to the gym its unlikely he could[[Honest Content| keep it a secret for very long]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Walking for exercise===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Yes, the nature today is beautiful, and it was great temperature for a four-plus mile walk up the Monticello Trail. 😊 ⚡️💙⚡️|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1052243316274802691&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Dead fitbit.jpeg|thumb|Chris's FitBit]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The exercise habit from the Idea Guys stuck with Chris temporarily, as he continued to go on walks, as seen in [[Walking to the post office]] and him mentioning that he goes on nature walks with his support group.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1043912418198532096&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In December 2018, he purchased a [[treadmill]], and filmed himself using it. For the first time in a long time, it would've seemed that Chris had started to pay at least some attention to one facet of his health. However, only a few months later, it appears that he has left his treadmill to rust.&lt;br /&gt;
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In 2018, Chris tried to sell a [[Wikipedia:Fitbit|Fitbit]] activity tracker. However, no-one bought it, and he kept using it.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[April 2018 social media posts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He did 23,000 steps on a [[Walking to the post office|walk to the post office and back]]. In January 2019 he released Fitbit info to the [[Brony Babes]] group. Eventually, though, Chris gave up on walking, mostly using the Fitbit to [[biological clock|monitor his sleep]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[May 2019 social media posts]], [[June 2019 social media posts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===#BronyBabes===&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris began [[2019]] by participating in the #BronyBabes challenge on Twitter with the goal of losing weight. He quickly abandoned it, though, after a barrage of blocks from fellow participants and voice actors for [[My Little Pony]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Exercise in Jail===&lt;br /&gt;
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According to [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021|a few]] [[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)|jail letters]], Chris's primary means of exercise in jail is playing basketball in the recreation room. However, a letter from a Twitter fan known as &amp;quot;Eels and the Egg-man&amp;quot; also shows that he was restricted from the recreation room, though Chris has not disclosed the reason for this. Any other means of exercise for Chris in the prison are yet to be revealed.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Hygiene==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I shower Daily.|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20140823175516/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Didyoubathe.JPG|thumb|right|180px|&amp;quot;Did you bathe?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;No&amp;quot;]][[Image:Plusoneshoweroffilth.jpg‎|thumb|left|Where Chris [[Mass debating|marinates in his own filth]]. Note the pale orange-red staining on the [[ShowerClean|improperly cleaned]] tiles, suggesting a case of a ''[[wikipedia:Serratia marcescens|Serratia marcescens]]'' bacterial colony, a type of bacteria capable of causing everything from urinary tract infections to meningitis.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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As quoted above, Chris claims to bathe on a daily basis. However, his propensity to lie and reports from people who have interacted with him suggest otherwise. According to [[Emily]], he reeked of &amp;quot;rotten watermelons&amp;quot;; [[Robert Simmons V]] said that he had a variant of the homeless person stank, and field agents have said &amp;quot;body odor masked with gallons of Axe&amp;quot;. In fact, it might be that Chris regards [[Axe]] as a substitute for a shower.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;In an [https://web.archive.org/web/20140702004100/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_10 ad] Chris made for ''[[Sonichu 2|Sonichu #2]]'' [[Rosechu]] tells [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] that he smells good, and asks him if he bathed, like it's some kind of event. Sonichu replies that he used Axe instead, suggesting that Chris believes that using aerosol body spray is an acceptable substitute for a shower or bath.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Rosechu seems to confirm this belief, as upon being told of the Axe usage she makes an awful attempt at suggestive wordplay, suggesting both that using Axe makes Sonichu clean enough for sex and that cheap deodorant has an aphrodisiac effect on Rosechu.&lt;br /&gt;
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It would appear that Chris compounds this hygiene problem by frequently going for days without changing his clothes; perusal of his videos has shown him wearing the same shirt for several days in a row.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;A particularly good example is the series of videos starting with [[12 January 2010]] and ending with [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]. The videos in question were shot between 12-15 [[January 2010]], and in all of them Chris wears the same shirt.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; It may be that Chris just gets into &amp;quot;nice&amp;quot; clothing to make his videos and as such doesn't get them dirty, allowing for him to use the same ones repeatedly, although this hygienic habit would be at odds with everything else he does.&lt;br /&gt;
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The condition of his epidermal system is so poor that it's visibly noticeable, even in his [[Chris and cinematography|low quality videos]]. The texture of grease that is probably permanently adhered to his skin creates a disgusting sheen that reflects a significant amount of light. The same goes for his [[hair]], which is in such poor condition that when he allowed it to grow for the [[Tomgirl Pictures]], many strands were clumped together in greasy, sticky locks, looking akin to the long beard of a homeless man. And even when washed, it looks exactly as greasy and unkempt as it did before, as seen in the [[HairDifference]] videos. This neglect will only make his hair fall out even faster than it already is.&lt;br /&gt;
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This lack of cleanliness, combined with the state of his [[Chris's Room|room]] where he spends almost all his time, means that Chris and his surroundings must smell absolutely ''disgusting''. Chris evidently simply tolerates the horrible odors, perhaps not noticing them anymore. It may be that he has an abnormally weak or insensitive sense of smell or has gone nose-blind; few other things would allow for such living conditions.&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite his irregular (at best) use of the shower, Chris is reportedly an enthusiastic consumer of hand sanitizer. [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] recalled that he would scrub his hands with germ-killing jellied alcohol after every post-card-game handshake at [[The GAMe PLACe]] (doubtlessly offending his victorious opponents) and photographs of Chris at [[Fridays After Five]] suggest that he kept a bottle on hand at all times. Additionally, Mimms and Lucas said in their [[Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;amp;A|Q&amp;amp;A session]] that Chris didn't have any noticeable BO during his time at the GAMe PLACe, suggesting that his odor problems would only worsen from that time onward. [[BlueSpike]] also mentions Chris's usage of hand sanitizer throughout [[Julie Reveals Herself]].&lt;br /&gt;
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A 2020 tweet suggested that Chris wears the [[Sonichu medallion]] in the shower.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[June_2020_social_media_posts#medallions]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Crayola fuckin' Model Magic and acrylic paint]] are both porous when hardened, and as such, the medallion will absorb grime such as soap scum and skin cells when Chris showers with it. The medallion has also grown more and more filthy and discolored due to contact with hot water.&lt;br /&gt;
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A [[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|November 2021 jail letter]] has Chris stating that he is highly encouraged to shower daily with Bob Barker or Irish Spring soap, a towel, and shampoo, while in prison, indicating that Chris's hygiene may have improved drastically in recent times. Chris claims that he is &amp;quot;VERY clean&amp;quot;. Whether or not this pattern will continue after he is released, with no strict regime or [[Jerkop|guards]] to encourage him to shower, remains to be seen.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Living conditions==&lt;br /&gt;
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''Main article: [[14 Branchland Court]], [[Rental House]]''&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Ebay violin photo - 22 Jun 2014 - 1.jpg|thumb|Only half a year in and already an inhuman cesspool; quite the accomplishment.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Simply put, Chris has spent many years growing acclimated to living in conditions of abject filth and untidiness. The photographs and videos of 14 Branchland Court that he has so unwisely shared with the world showcased to us his filthy bathtub, as well as what appeared to be overflowing bins that looked more like mounds of trash, a kitchen sink overflowing with unwashed plates and cutlery, and even an instance of Chris [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|slipping on cat shit]]. Trolls also managed to [[Rocky Shoemaker call|extract]] from [[Rocky Shoemaker]] that the house was suffering some sort of infestation, which led to [[Bob]] being quarantined after being brought to hospital, and Chris being confined to his room to avoid being bitten. When Chris's last video of the house emerged in the months before the [[2014 house fire|fire]], it was revealed that the problem had only gotten worse since Bob's passing, with whole rooms literally rendered inaccessible, and some filled almost to the ceiling with items [[Barb]] had hoarded, and with various other rooms reduced to crevices carved into Barb's mountains of junk.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even after the fire, Chris and Barb have seemingly not amended their habits, as far as housekeeping goes. Photographs of the rental house revealed a steadily growing number of [[Lego]] boxes strewn around, as well as something much more alarming; when Chris was taking photographs of his merchandise for [[eBay]], he inadvertently photographed rat feces on the carpet as well. When [[Trolls|concerned customers]] pointed this out Chris [[Chris and reality|flatly denied it]], even though [[Honor roll|he had given them photographic proof to the contrary]]. Moreover, after [[Catherine]] visited in [[August 2014]], she recalled seeing junk &amp;quot;piled up to the ceiling&amp;quot; and the dogs not being housebroken and allowed to urinate and defecate in piles of newspaper on the floor. While Chris and Barb returned to the renovated 14 Branchland Court in [[January 2015]], one can only imagine the reaction of the landlord to the state in which they left the house, which, as of [[April 2015]], was still vacant, probably due to the mess they made.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Vision==&lt;br /&gt;
As evidenced by his oversized, [[Pedo-Glasses|aviator-like glasses]], Chris has a vision problem. Judging by pictures of Chris in his youth, it appears that he began wearing glasses around the time he entered high school. The extent of his eyesight problems is anybody's guess. His glasses are often fogged and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|dirty]], thus simultaneously improving and worsening his sight along different feature dimensions. Chris often takes them off when things are [[Stress|&amp;quot;getting serious&amp;quot;]], but keeps them on to [[Chris and English|read]]. This is evident in the video in which he [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_February_10th,_2009|reads a letter from Nintendo]], and in the [[Christian_Weston_Chandler's_FUTURE_MESSAGE|&amp;quot;FUTURE MESSAGE&amp;quot;]] video. Chris may also suffer from [[facial blindness]].&lt;br /&gt;
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One of Chris' half-brothers, Dr. David Alan Chandler, happens to be an eye doctor whom Chris has seen in the past. The last time Chris was known to have seen him for an appointment was 6 January 2004. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's driver's license has a restrictive condition checked, which commonly means that the driver must wear glasses in order to legally drive. Whether his vision contributed to the [[Son-Chu#Car_trouble|numerous vehicular incidents]] he has been involved in has yet to be seen. However, it is a good bet that Chris should be wearing glasses while driving, for the sake of those sharing the road with him.&lt;br /&gt;
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In his [[CLog 10042017 - Q&amp;amp;A NO MORE]] video, Chris's left eye is drooping noticeably, which may imply either an early sign of a stroke or substance abuse. Both of these are plausible due to his [[obesity]] and poor nutrition for the former, and his abuse of [[Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To.|a black-market drug for the latter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Hearing and speech==&lt;br /&gt;
''Main article: [[Speech impediment]]''&lt;br /&gt;
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Little is known about the current state of Chris's hearing, but the [[Autism papers]] said he suffered from high-frequency hearing loss in early childhood. Chris has also exhibited signs of tone-deafness; his [[music]]al performances show little semblance of melody at all. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is known for his [[Speech impediment|unusual way of talking]], which goes beyond just having a Southern accent. He mixes up, clutters, and substitutes sounds regularly. He also often talks quickly and slurs his words, and when he doesn't, his voice takes on a staccato rhythm. His voice itself is a very severe deformity, ranging in pitch from normal to the sound of a three-year old girl on helium all the way to [[Wikipedia:Gilbert Gottfried|Gilbert Gottfried]]. It has been medically proven that one of the effects of [[autism]] is a lack of variation in speech such as tone, pitch and accent. It can also work backwards, which could explain Chris's far from normal voice: autistics often have difficulty distinguishing voice tone. &lt;br /&gt;
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In his [[Song of Christian]] video, his voice sounds almost entirely normal and even deeper than later years, except for the occasional times where he recalls [[Wikipedia:List_of_Conker_characters#Conker_the_Squirrel|Conker]] of ''[[Wikipedia:Conker's Bad Fur Day|Conker's Bad Fur Day]]''. However, this voice deformity most likely comes from the fact he has little to no human interaction; such isolation has been proven to change a person's perception of pitch, especially if they're autistic. Chances are likely this has become permanent for Chris, given his decades of isolation.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Dental health==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|Fangs}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ChrisCavities.JPG‎|thumb|250px|He's not even afraid to show the gaping cavities at the back of his mouth. Talk about [[honest content]]!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's fondness for bearing his [[fangs]] in moments of [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] has revealed substantial dental work, particularly on his back molars, which look to have had most of their surface drilled and filled to deal with cavities. It seems likely that Chris takes about as much care of his teeth as he does any other part of his body, and that he'll be needing crowns and other painful, [[Chris and money|expensive]] dental surgery some time later in his life, assuming he lives that long.&lt;br /&gt;
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Although it is difficult to tell (partly due to Chris's [[Chris and cinematography|awful camerawork]]), in the few instances we get to see his teeth, they seem to be a strange yellow-brown color, which is likely the result of large consumption of [[Fanta|carbonated drinks]], poor dental hygiene, and his refusal to visit a professional under the influence of his massive [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]]. He seems to be unwilling to brush his teeth, or even at least chew some [[Brand loyalty|Orbit gum]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Cardiovascular health==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Soysauce on fries.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris thinks this will help him grow his [[muscle bra|breasts]]. To be fair, [[obesity|he's not wrong]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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It is known that Chris's father Bob Chandler had a long history of heart problems. Knowing this, Chris should have realized he was at a far higher chance of inheriting cardiac disorders and related risk factors. Thanks to his poor decisions regarding his own health, he has made an already bad situation worse.&lt;br /&gt;
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In August 2013, Chris indicated that the [[Chris and stress|stress]] he's endured has begun to affect his health, citing a symptom of high blood pressure. In 2016, he implied that he has hypertension;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis#Likes]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; this was later confirmed in August 2017, when he stated that he takes prescription medicine for it.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2017 tweets#Chris' prescribed medication]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In September 2017, Chris discussed his new method for growing larger breasts, which involves flavoring his food with soy sauce. As an example, he posted a picture of [[McDonald's]] fries doused in soy sauce.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[September 2017 tweets#Chris is fat and stupid]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; It is evident that he has conflated soy-based foods with soy sauce, thinking the latter would be a good way to boost estrogen levels. In reality, the phytoestrogens found in soy products do not bind to the body's estradiol receptors, and thus will have no effect on his manboobs. Conversely, soy sauce is loaded with sodium, and said sodium is actually making him fatter due to weight gain and fluid retention, as well as inflicting further damage to his heart, which is already straining under the effects of hypertension. Although drinking water does help offset the effects of sodium-laden foods, Chris is too busy slurping on Coca-Cola to ever consider adding that to his daily food regime, although he has been drinking more water recently, due to his belief that putting a crystal in his water bottle will give him magical powers.&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[January 2019]], Chris uploaded the results of a blood sugar and blood pressure screening. Chris' blood pressure is shown to be 121 over 84, classified as ''pre-high blood pressure''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.bloodpressureuk.org/BloodPressureandyou/Thebasics/Bloodpressurechart&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; His blood glucose is 63 mg/dL and his total cholesterol is 140, both of which are surprisingly healthy levels considering his lifestyle.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1084128581360513025&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[June 2019]], Chris, via [[MagiChan111448|his sockpuppet account]], claimed to have suffered a heart attack, and that he went to the emergency room.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[June 2019 social media posts#Heart attack claim]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. However, it turned out to have been a case of heartburn - his doctor referred to it as a gastro issue and advised taking Tums.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:MergeComic11.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Excretory health==&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has had a long history of fecal incontinence. One factor likely contributing to this is his diet. His continued [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|abuse]] of his anus and rectum has not helped.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris also has a history of urinary tract infections, despite the condition being uncommon with men.&lt;br /&gt;
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As mentioned in the previous section, Chris has revealed that he is now putting soy sauce on everything that is not sweet. In addition to worsening his renal health, when combined with the laxative effects of his intake of twelve prunes a day (part of the same breast growth formula), this is only likely to result in a higher frequency of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Mental health==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|Christian Weston Chandler is not a very healthy individual in any sense of the word.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CWC Joker.jpg|thumb|Quite a stirring coincidence.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Chris and mental healthcare|As noted]], Chris has a hostile relationship with psychotherapy, so there is little that can be said about what mental illnesses he has. Because autism isn't nearly enough to explain the full spectrum of his abject psyche, many observers have tried to pin down Chris for a variety of mental illnesses ranging from sociopathy (minus the increase in charisma) to narcissism (ditto), to schizophrenia (signs include his disorganized speech and writing, loss of contact with [[Chris and reality|reality]], and paranoid ideas about being the victim of persecution or &amp;quot;conspiracies&amp;quot; – such as his delusional belief that [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Michael Snyder]] were somehow responsible for him getting banned from [[Walmart]]). &lt;br /&gt;
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The one mental failing that debilitates Chris most is his rigid refusal to adapt to his environment. This stubbornness, more than anything else, is what makes him so frustrating to watch – he is incapable of advancing mentally beyond the mind of a ten-year-old with some ''[[Wikipedia:Playboy|Playboy]]'' magazines stuffed under his mattress. Whatever mental problems he may have are only exacerbated by this stubborn inability to mature or even alter his tactics. For well over a decade, he has been led on by various trolls pretending to be [[Sweetheart|young white women]] [[Chris and reality|who are interested in a relationship with him]], and yet he continually falls for it. It is Chris's refusal to listen or learn that ensures that he will continue to live in [[Naive|ignorance]], isolation and misery, and until he decides to change, it always will, irrespective of whether his trolls stay interested in him.&lt;br /&gt;
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It was once thought possible that Chris didn't feel like his life had truly begun, that he was still in the &amp;quot;pre-adult&amp;quot; years – because he remained a [[Virgin with rage|virgin]] into his early 30s, and judging by his [[Autism|oversimplified, black-and-white view of the world]] [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|tainted]] [[Video games|by]] [[Chris and reality|fiction]] [[Chris and television|and]] [[Chris and brand loyalty|media messages]], [[women's rights|treatment of women]] and [[Chris and sex|stunted understanding of sexual relationships]], because he saw sex not as a biological or recreational function, or an expression of love, but rather as a rite of passage, of sorts, and he therefore believed that he wasn't able to truly be an adult until he had sex. Chris later would [[Mia Hamm|lose his virginity for real]], albeit to a hooker; as of yet, he has made few to no changes that will tangibly improve his life. In fact, he has been plunging himself and his mother even further into debt to buy toys, of all things, as well as a new car. Needless to say, no one expects Chris and Barb to be able to afford to keep the car for long.&lt;br /&gt;
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Since Chris has been pampered and sheltered from basically all forms of outside influence, he lacks experience with the real world. His reaction to the real world can best be seen in his reactions to trolls; instead of dealing with them in a constructive way (taking their advice) or even a neutral way (either ignoring them or getting off the internet), he will freak out, yell at things, blame his autism or the trolls themselves for his shortcomings, and maybe crush a [[sex toys|dildo]] or his [[PSEye|camera]].&lt;br /&gt;
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He also has a peculiar notion that he is slim, broad-shouldered and tan, and that he has a full head of [[hair]] and is generally not creepy. This image comes from two things:&lt;br /&gt;
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* His mother would always [[Barbara Chandler#Pampering of Chris|tell him how &amp;quot;handsome&amp;quot; he was]]. This might simply be [[Barbara]] telling her son what all mothers tell their kids.&lt;br /&gt;
* He has an [[Wikipedia:Prosopagnosia|inability to recognize people's faces]]. For example, during the [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] incidents, trolls used pictures of two different girls to represent Blanca and he never suspected a thing; he thinks that he and [[BILLY MAYS]] would have looked the same if BILLY shaved off his beard. In [[Manchester High School|high school]], he had to remember his own appearance by staring in the mirror, leaving his more youthful image of himself branded in his mind.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20140825091156/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_24 ''Sonichu'' #7, page 24]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The fact that the only distinguishing features of his cartoon characters are hair and eye color also point to this, although this may just be Chris being a [[Chris and art|shitty artist]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Some people think that, far from being mentally ill, Chris is just misguided and simply needs to be steered in the right direction. [[White knight|However...]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In the July 2012 [[This is how the Trial went|arraignment]] for his and Barbara's actions at the GAMe PLACe [[28_October_2011|the previous fall]], Chris agreed to a plea bargain, avoiding felony charges and jail time in exchange for, among other things, &amp;quot;mandatory psychological treatment and evaluation,&amp;quot; which meant that Chris was forced to undergo legitimate psychiatric treatment (as opposed to simply seeing [[Rocky_Shoemaker|an un-certified pastoral &amp;quot;counselor&amp;quot;]]), or risk being imprisoned. Given that most, if not all of the problems described above persist in some form or another to this day, it seems that Chris reacted to psychiatric treatment in much the same way he reacted to the education system, as it seems that, whatever his psychiatrist said, he took none of it in, probably taking out his [[Ego|anger at being forced to obey the law]] on the psychiatrist by simply refusing to co-operate.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris began listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] videos on YouTube in 2016. On 29 June, he uploaded [[Announcement 06292016|Announcement 06292016-2]], in which he claimed that the music cured his autism:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Hey [[fans]], I forgot one thing to mention. I have- I've actually been on a- subliminal project, as a lot of you- or some of you- might have been... aware of, through my history or whatever... That I try to keep private amongst my YouTube settings. &lt;br /&gt;
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But I have been enjoying for the past 3 months the &amp;quot;Get Rid of Autism&amp;quot; subliminal. [[Naive|The one that actually works]] in three months so less than [''stutters''] three times per day. 36 times. &lt;br /&gt;
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I have been doin' that I've actually found myself more mentally capable. I don't- I do not blank out as much, I feel a little bit [[Slow-in-the-minds|faster]] in mental processing... Aaand I feel a whole lot better so with that [''puts out hands''] I'm essentially [[Autism#Autism cured?|cured of autism]]. Oh and also I actually have been able to socialize better out in public, so that's another good deal right there.&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm gonna put the link underneath this video... And those of y'all with autism... Try for yourself. Three- play it three times, per day... for three months. [''Points to head''] It worked for me. [''Thumbs up'']}}&lt;br /&gt;
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However, in a November Facebook post, he was back to referring to himself as a &amp;quot;high-functioning autistic person.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Hate and fear of Trump and Pence]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris mentioned in August 2017 that he takes Valium, a drug used to treat [[stress|anxiety and nervousness]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_tweets#On_wearing_the_unicorn_cosplay_to_church&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I took a rest and some valium after I got back home. I feel some recovered, but feel some mild headache now.|Chris, on taking the drug after feeling stress from being told not to wear his [[unicorn cosplay]] at church.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sexual health==&lt;br /&gt;
Bent at a horrifying 45° angle, Chris's [[duck]] is a thing of almost unholy terror. While there has been much speculation as to the cause of this (possibly [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyronie%27s_disease Peyronie's disease] or the result of engaging in dangerous prone masturbation), it is ultimately a mystery that will probably never be solved. While correctable, the process is expensive, and Chris has other, [[Video games|more]] [[Toys|important]] [[Sex toys|things]] on which to spend his (or rather, [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayers']]) money.&lt;br /&gt;
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In correspondence with [[Jackie]], Chris revealed he was checked for STDs in early [[2010]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie e-mails]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He didn't have any; [[Virgin with rage|you can probably guess why]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gender transitioning==&lt;br /&gt;
{{see also|Transgender}}&lt;br /&gt;
===Hormone treatment===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Like budderin bread - credit to Buck Mullet.gif|thumb|Chris believes this is an appropriate form of hormone therapy.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Normally, transgender people plan out their gender transitions with doctors to ensure safety throughout the process, especially if they are taking hormones (which can cause health issues unless strictly monitored according to the patient's health profile).&lt;br /&gt;
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Unfortunately, Chris has done the opposite. In 2015, he acquired '''Oestrogel''', a hormone replacement therapy cream meant for [[Barbara Chandler|post-menopausal women]]. It is meant to be prescription-only, but Chris got around the requirement to see a doctor by ordering it through Offshore Pharmacy.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2016_Facebook_posts#House_Cleaning&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Oestrogel has health risks, such as fluid retention, weight changes, rise in blood pressure (disastrous for an [[Obesity|obese]] person like Chris) and blood clots,&amp;lt;ref name=healthrisks&amp;gt;[http://www.webmd.com/drugs/2/drug-89430/estrogel-transdermal/details/list-sideeffects Common and Rare Side Effects for Estrogel transdermal]. WebMD&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and that is when it is applied properly via a small dosage on the arm once per day. He even managed to fail at following the directions on the package, as shown in [[Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To.]], in which he slathers the cream onto his stomach &amp;quot;like buttering bread&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Kim Wilson]] revealed that he was taking the hormones in May 2015,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[May 2015 Facebook posts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and Chris mentioned the drug again as late as August 2016.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2016_Facebook_posts#House_Cleaning&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Throughout 2015-2016, he repeatedly complained, via Facebook posts, of feeling dizzy and ill, but has failed to connect the dots and see that taking over-dosages of a black-market drug without a physician's approval could be a reason for it.&lt;br /&gt;
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In addition to Oestrogel, Chris has been taking supplements such as vitamins. He purchased a jar of Solaray Female Hormone Blend Vitamins in August 2016,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://archive.md/nY76j/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which is meant to ease menopausal symptoms. [[Arthur Spatchcock]] also learned that, around [[May 2016]], Chris was fond of eating Fenugreek seeds because he believed it would increase his estrogen levels (being unaware that it would have no effect on him, since he is not on estrogen).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170811082043/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.661/page-562#post-1475700&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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At some point in fall 2016, he finally went to a medical professional and was prescribed proper HRT.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[September 2017 tweets#Chris insists he's on HRT]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Un-clit===&lt;br /&gt;
One day in September 2014, Chris decided to get [[Un-clit|a piercing on his perineum]]. Piercings require constant disinfection while they heal, anywhere on the body, even for very clean people, and so many trolls were concerned that considering Chris's general filthiness and the fact that the location of the piercing would receive very little air, there was a serious risk of infection. In December, he shared another picture of this piercing which showed that, while it wasn't infected, the piercing had begun to reject (''tearing the skin'' in the process). Making lemonade out of lemons, Chris (now in the throes of his transwoman fantasy) noted with pride the tear's semblance to a [[China|vagina]] and actually got it re-pierced, without giving the original wound any longer than about a week to heal. Fortunately, Chris gave up on it after it became clear that the piercing was going to be more hassle than it was worth, and removed it for good before any serious harm was done.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Self-inflicted taint wound===&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[July 2016]], Chris posted about a wound on his taint, announcing that he had gotten it as a result of [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] and would be growing new labia as a result. However, as the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] later discovered, Chris actually went ahead and '''sliced himself open with a knife in order to free the vagina he thought was growing within him'''.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|So, Chris was feeling up his junk, and he felt something &amp;quot;growing in&amp;quot;. He believed his labia were growing in. He knew, logically, that he probably should let it... ahem... &amp;quot;erupt&amp;quot; on its own, because cutting himself open is crazy and he would probably get in trouble. But one night he was drunk and was sad that someone pointed out he didn't have an actual vagina, so he thought he'd help it along.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the morning he was very embarrassed and sheepish about it. Chris is fucking lucky he posted about it online, and got pestered into getting help by weens, because if he hadn't, he'd probably end up in the hospital, fighting off a potentially lethal infection.&lt;br /&gt;
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So technically speaking, in Chris logic, it was indeed a wound, but his vagina was going to come out and the wound would heal and everything would be alright.&lt;br /&gt;
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It's kind of like he was Brundlewoman and he was pulling off his old ear and face and shit, and the beautiful Pam Anderson Christine would be underneath.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://archive.md/KbKpe&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Rejected by a blood bank===&lt;br /&gt;
In January 2017, Chris complained on Facebook that he had been turned away from a blood drive for being transgender.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[January 2017 Facebook Posts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He stated that the given reason was &amp;quot;the FDA saw to not accept blood from Transgender people, due to the varying levels of testosterone/estrogen balances in our blood.&amp;quot; Chris does not realize how medically sensitive patients will be when receiving blood transfusions, and that it would not be in their interests to be taking blood with hormonal imbalances, especially from Chris, whose blood has been affected by both his unhealthy lifestyle and the dangerous intake of the unsupervised Oestrogel drug.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Other deformities==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Eye.jpg|thumb|&amp;quot;My left eye is blue, and my right eye is brown-my right is green.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC Update 13 August 2009]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris also has mild [[heterochromia]], which he claims is the result of pinkeye medicine that he took in high school. However, in a photo of a young Chris, his right eye is green.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He probably tells this story so people think he's [[Autism|special]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[/cwc/|Some]] have pointed out that Chris has an unusually wide [[wikipedia:Nasal septum|septum]], as seen in his [[MySpace]] picture.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Myspace.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Others go as far as to say he lacks one altogether. The cause of this, like his bent [[duck]], is as yet unknown.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Autism]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[COVID-19]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hair]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Obesity]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sources ==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Health}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Chris and}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|EID, PMURT, EID|[[Chris]]'s biting political commentary on President [[Pmurt|Trump]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Chris_Chad_Sonichu.jpeg|thumb|right|Chris's political views defy conventional classification.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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From his discovery on the internet towards [[2017|2017]], Chris has been quite vocal about his '''political views'''. He was once a moderate, and then leaned left. Following his [[transgender|shift in gender identity]] from 2011 onward, he moved further left. His progressing support of the LGBT+ community may have been why he has been more vocal about politics. In the [[Dimensional Merge| post-merge era]], he mentions politics infrequently (thankfully) as he's too busy pretending to be the goddess of his imaginary world. (oh....)&lt;br /&gt;
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==General views==&lt;br /&gt;
Before the [[2010s]], Chris was a self-described moderate. His views were eclectic – they could best be described as fiscally liberal and socially conservative. He would therefore receive criticism from both sides of the political fence. Liberal [[trolls]] criticized Chris for his [[racism]], [[sexism]], [[homophobia]], and black-and-white view of the world, as well as his poor understanding of science. Conservative trolls criticized him for his lack of a [[job]], reliance on the [[tugboat|government]], unusual behavior, and obscure interests. &lt;br /&gt;
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After the close of the Classic era, Chris's social views started to shift left, while his fiscal views shifted even further.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Reasons for Chris's political shift===&lt;br /&gt;
====Shift in identity====&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's [[transgender]] identity has left him open to political influence from others, particularly as he has begun socializing within the [[SLGBTQ|LGBT]] [[Impulse Gay Social Club|community]] and other generally progressive outlets. He even became accepting of [[homos|gay men]], a group he once vehemently opposed. &lt;br /&gt;
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====Financial problems====&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Financhu Crisis}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's deteriorating financial situation, continued dependence on [[Monthly tugboat|government money]], and growing [[Chris and health|health problems]] for himself and his mother have enhanced his sensitivity to social spending and fiscal policy. In particular, one of [[Pmurt]]'s most prominent policy goals was the repeal of the current {{w|Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act|Affordable Care Act}}; while the exact effects of the law on healthcare costs and availability for common people are debatable, it is generally considered at least partly effective. Chris has no doubt heard about Republican repeal efforts from his limited political news exposure, and likely holds them against Trump and his allies.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Politics in the Trump era and beyond===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, a.mp400001.png|thumb|left|Chris discussed his political opinions by using toys to role-play a conversation.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris voiced criticism of Republican Party presidential nominee Donald Trump throughout 2016; after Trump's surprise victory, he issued outright death threats against President Trump and Vice President Mike Pence. After they were inaugurated, he viewed himself as part of the anti-Trump resistance, although he did little aside from post memes and additional messages telling them to die. Chris's interests in [[SLGBTQ|LGBT+ issues]] likely played a role in his attacks on the then-new administration. However, in 2018, under the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], he talked in [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis|a video]] about opposing Nazis, and claimed to be a member of {{w|Antifa (United States)|Antifa}}. He also [[Smashing|destroyed a toy pony]] under the impression that Nazis (a recurring antagonistic presence in the Idea Guys lore) had bugged it. As Chris became more enthralled by the concept of the [[Dimensional Merge]], he generally tuned out of politics as he became more focused on [[Dimensions|alternate dimensions]] and [[Messiah complex|his role in ensuring that cartoons and video games could become real]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris would eventually voice support to Joe Biden's presidential campaign, but he voted for {{w|Lisa Simpson}} in 2020 because [[Chris and reality|he actually believes]] that she will become POTUS after the [[Dimensional Merge]] takes place&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Discord Q&amp;amp;A 5#Operation of CWCville's Government]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. While he continued to hate Trump and Pence, the outcome of the election didn't matter to him as much personally due to his belief in the delusion. His belief that Lisa is president presumably takes its influence from ''[[The Simpsons]]'' episode &amp;quot;{{w|Bart to the Future}}&amp;quot;, which is set years in the future after she succeeds Donald Trump's then-fictional administration, which substantially increased the national [[debt]] before she took office. However, the events of &amp;quot;Bart to the Future&amp;quot; are not predictive, despite numerous viral videos promoting such misconception: Donald Trump considered running for the job in 1999, one year before the episode aired, and the first of the six bankruptcies to affect his businesses (which the national debt joke referenced) occurred in 1991.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/simpsons-predict-trump&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Views on policy==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's political views resemble a third grade child's &amp;quot;if I were President&amp;quot; social studies assignment; possessing a shallow understanding of major world issues. &lt;br /&gt;
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A rather insightful example of his limited understanding of how the world actually works is his video [[A Public Announcement for Congress]], in which Chris explains in detail the actions he would take if elected President of the United States.&lt;br /&gt;
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One doesn't even need to play the video to know that Chris is full of shit, as the title &amp;quot;A Public Announcement for Congress&amp;quot;, contradicts itself. The video is not directed at Congress in any way, but rather is a stump speech directed at the American people. Anyone familiar with Chris's [[Chris and English|unique]] manner of speaking knows that he makes a habit of using fancy-sounding words (to him, at least) to make himself sound more intelligent than he actually is. Since Chris has no idea how to actually use these words, the results often make him sound even more like a total moron.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the video, Chris displays for all the world that he has no idea how anything works. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's first 100 days as President would be as follows:&lt;br /&gt;
* Use federal funds to create massive government housing complexes in every major city for the homeless.&lt;br /&gt;
* Drastically lower the sales tax of the state of Virginia from 5% to 2.5%&lt;br /&gt;
* Not lower &amp;quot;benefits&amp;quot; for retirees. &lt;br /&gt;
* Subsidize pharmaceutical costs for retirees.&lt;br /&gt;
* Confiscate all firearms owned by civilians.&lt;br /&gt;
* Legalize gay marriage in every member state of the United Nations.&lt;br /&gt;
* Construct FBI stations to monitor the activities of internet trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
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Ideologically, Chris's views are all over the place, ranging from conservative (e.g. slashing tax rates in half) to extremely liberal views (e.g. setting up a massive welfare initiative in the form of &amp;quot;soup hotels&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
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Notably, the &amp;quot;five percent&amp;quot; tax rate Chris wants halved refers to the Virginia sales tax rate, and not a federal income tax. Besides the fact that sales tax rates are set by the states and not by the federal government, and a President Chandler would have no power to change this, Chris's misunderstanding of the distinction between income and sales tax points to the fact that, to nobody's surprise, Barb probably filed all of Chris's taxes for him during those three incredible months when Chris was actually employed. &lt;br /&gt;
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Since Chris most likely has never seen a W2 in his entire life, his approval of cutting taxes was most likely the influence of his late father. This is also most certainly the case with the next two points, which both relate to benefits for retired persons.&lt;br /&gt;
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He would also take away all firearms from the civilian population, a direct violation of the Second Amendment of the United States Constitution. He then immediately backtracks on this idea, instead settling to just confiscate and ban the sale of ammunition. This ammunition would then be redistributed to the population in the event of an attack from 'another nation or planet&amp;quot;. Not even considering the fact that such a plan would be a logistical nightmare, Chris seems to forget that the United States already has a military to defend itself, so exactly why Chris believes the U.S. population would have to be engaged in Guerrilla-style warfare against a foreign invader is a mystery.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's final proposal is perhaps the most egregious, suggesting that the resources of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, a federal agency which is, among other things, ''dedicated to stopping foreign and domestic terrorist plots'', should be used to investigate people who type &amp;quot;ur gay&amp;quot; over the internet. &lt;br /&gt;
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In short, Chris's views on politics at that time were mostly the product of the influences of his conservative parents, combined with a well-meaning, yet naïve understanding of complex sociopolitical issues like poverty and gun violence.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Other Issues==&lt;br /&gt;
===Terrorism===&lt;br /&gt;
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On 15 [[November 2015]], Chris wrote [[Chris's Response to the Terrorism Attacks in Paris|a piece]] on the ISIS attacks in France.&lt;br /&gt;
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He demonstrated a very simplistic notion of ISIS, comparing it to a cartoon villain “looking to gather energies and power for themselves.”&lt;br /&gt;
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He also tried to understand the motives of the terrorists by using his own life experiences against trolls, saying “I feel the terrorists, regardless of country, are misguided with paranoia and fear of others.”&lt;br /&gt;
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His solution for world peace is simply to “stand together, combining our hearts and souls in the efforts to share the lights of friendship and love.” This ignores all underlying motives for sociopolitical tensions, and is a solution more fitting for a fight among small children.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Patriotism===&lt;br /&gt;
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In the 2009 [[Father Call]], Matthew called out Chris on his lack of patriotism, for making [[Twin Falling Towers]], saying, “Don't tell me you're an American.” Chris took it literally, responding with “I was born in America, I was raised in America my whole life, I never left the United States of America.”&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 050032017-2|3 May 2017]], Chris naïvely appealed to North Korea, a foreign totalitarian regime, for a coup against the President of the United States.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's Involvement in the Political Process==&lt;br /&gt;
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===2008-2012===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris, to many people's shock and horror, has voted in multiple United States presidential elections. In 2008, Chris voted for Democratic candidate Barack Obama. His main reason for doing so was the fact that he had watched a set of documentaries on both Obama and his Republican opponent, John McCain. Chris, in [[True and Honest]] form, said he voted against McCain because he couldn’t identify with him on a personal level. In December 2008, he stated:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (18 December 2008)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|I saw more of myself in Obama when I watched his A&amp;amp;E Biography, than in McCain's A&amp;amp;E Biography; both downloaded from the Playstation Store.&lt;br /&gt;
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Who would you vote for; a war hero that you couldn't feel that much for, or the guy who you feel like is similar to you in social dilemmas?}}&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's reasons for choosing Obama over McCain are understandable, given the amount of candidates, successful or otherwise, who have campaigned as a &amp;quot;man of the people.&amp;quot; However, exactly what qualities of Barack Obama an obese manchild saw in himself is currently unknown. Chris elaborated further in 2014, during [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript|a date with Catherine]]:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|I kind of felt like um, with my mental stabil-, with my mental problems and whatnot, I felt like I could similarly relate to him? I felt more related, felt more relatable to him in that sense than McCain was. As he was the, uh, prisoner in that other country he insisted, he did not want to be released early. He wanted to go out with the r-, with as s-, at the same time as errybody else. Uh I mean, that is, that is admirable [he pronounces this word all wrong].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris would go on to vote for Obama a second time in 2012 for, once again, no real reason besides his claim that he personally identified with him, saying, &amp;quot;I felt like I wanted to make sure that I had [[Chris and his Ego|good reason]] to decide from the change and having a first black president. Aside from that, cause if I had done that, if I had done it on just that alone, that would have been racist.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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===2016===&lt;br /&gt;
{{see also|Pmurt}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Cwc electionday 2016.jpg|thumb|Chris, after casting his vote for Hillary Clinton]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite having four more years of opportunities to actually understand how a country functions, Chris's reasoning for his choice in the 2016 Presidential election remained laughably shallow. Chris repeatedly made clear his preference for Democratic candidate {{w|Hillary Clinton}} during this election cycle; his main reason being that she is a [[China|woman]]. In February 2016, Chris said, &amp;quot;I feel like American [sic] needs a woman's touch finally after all these years&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Update 02/16/2016]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; as a reason for why he wanted Hillary Clinton [[Women's Rights|to become president.]] &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris did make a ''slight'' attempt to develop his political views from the Obama era. Instead of just voting for Clinton because she reminds him of himself, he read up on the issues. Unfortunately, this consisted of [[Pmurt#Chris's news sources|skimming clickbait articles]] written by LGBT activists. He also cited an episode of The Simpsons as one of his major sources for being opposed to Clinton’s opponent, Donald Trump.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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When a fan asked him for reasons to vote for Clinton, he responded:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Misc texts#Anti-Pmurt]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*Hillary will Tax the Fat Cats and fill the middle class and lower and get the country less in debt. &lt;br /&gt;
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*She is PRO-LGBTQ and Immigrants&lt;br /&gt;
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*She is more beneficial for EVERYONE in General.&lt;br /&gt;
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*AND, this country is long Overdue for a Woman's touch.&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite claiming to be a feminist, the sexism in Chris's &amp;quot;woman's touch&amp;quot; remarks seems to elude him.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has also given [[Pmurt#Opposition to Trump|many reasons for opposing Trump]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===2016 Election Results===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Feelings of the election results (720p 30fps H264-192kbit AAC).mp400001.png|thumb|Chris, after learning of the election results]]&lt;br /&gt;
On 9 [[November 2016]], Chris reacted to news of Donald Trump’s victory over Hillary Clinton [[Pmurt#Death Threats|by throwing a huge temper tantrum]]. During that time, he:&lt;br /&gt;
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*Asked someone to kill Trump with “a sniper rifle”&lt;br /&gt;
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*Made videos and Facebook posts depicting the President-elect, and later the Vice President-elect, being murdered in effigy, using Transformers and Legos&lt;br /&gt;
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*Posted to the comments section of a LGBT Facebook page and asked its readers to pray for Trump’s death&lt;br /&gt;
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He also signed [[Pmurt#Anti-Trump petitions|an online petition]] asking the Electoral College to disregard the results of the 2016 election and install Clinton into the presidency which did not happen.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has refused to recognize Pmurt as his president, saying, “[[Chris and reality|Trump is Not president, mayor, or Anything in Cwcville.]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[November 2016 Facebook posts#I'm done adulting]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Open Letter to Pmurt on the LGBT===&lt;br /&gt;
Upon reading that Pmurt had said he would sign the {{w|First Amendment Defense Act}} if passed by Congress, a bill opposed by liberals due to potentially enabling discrimination against the LGBT community, Chris first reacted by [[December 2016 Facebook posts#Advocate or die, Trump!|making a death threat]], then writing [[December 2016 Facebook posts#A puzzler for Trump|an open letter]] directed at Pmurt.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Hey! #DonaldTrump. I have a puzzler for you.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the alternate reality/dimension/universe where A, Every person there is the Opposite born gender from here (in an example, the Donald Trump there is a Woman, and Every President of the United States of America there has been Female), and B, the LGBTQ is the Norm and the discrimination happens against the Straight People. Would You, the Donald Trump of This reality/dimension/universe, allow the Donald Trump(ette) in That opposite reality/dimension/universe, Sign the Anti-Straight Law, that would allow discrimination of Yourself, Ever?&lt;br /&gt;
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If your answer is No, then it should be fit that you Not discriminate against us, the LGBTQ, as the people there Discriminate against the Straight.&lt;br /&gt;
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Yet, if your answer remains Yes, then you, sir, would end up being a Self-Loathing Person, as you allowed the continuing of Discrimination of Yourself in that reality/dimension/universe that is the Very Same Planet, AND the Very Same United States of America, that You, Yourself, regardless, dare to reside and take office in.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;#DonaldTrump&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;, Abdicate the Office and let Hillary Clinton run this country, For the Love of Religion, and for any shred of Self-Love you have for yourself. Or die from yours or someone else's hand.&lt;br /&gt;
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Good day. }}&lt;br /&gt;
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Though confusing, Chris's point seems to be that he wants Pmurt to consider the perspective of a LGBT-oriented person before making his decision on the bill. Aside from the death threat at the end, it is a fair effort by Chris, whose own [[autism]] often makes it difficult for himself to empathize with other people. In any case, said bill was never passed or signed by Pmurt.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2020===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Right on! I say No to Drumpftastic [[Mathematics|infinity squared]].|Chris, giving support to the Biden/Harris campaign in response to Jason Alexander's endorsement.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[October 2020 social media posts#No to Drumpftastic]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:YangGang.png|thumb|left|For a time, Chris was part of the Yang Gang.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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By the time he encountered the Idea Guys, Chris had shifted his focus from being invested in following [[SLGBTQ|LGBT+ groups]] to being invested in his [[Chris and coping|imaginary world]]. Without the influence from LGBT groups, Chris seemed to have left his hatred of Trump and his interest in politics behind, preferring to occupy himself with his [[polyamorous marriage]]s and alternate [[dimensions]]. Nonethelss, Chris vocalized his support for Andrew Yang in [[October 2019]], during the lead-up to the Democratic Party primaries to select a nominee for President. This was most likely due to Yang's support of universal basic income, which Chris probably hoped would upgrade his [[monthly tugboat]] significantly. Conversely, he practically ignored any and all news concerning Trump's impeachment in [[December 2019]] and the months that followed, which demonstrated Chris's comparative lack of interest in politics at this point in time. After all, the impeachment process would have been the earliest point that he could have been removed in office besides January 2021, presuming that he lost his 2020 re-election bid (which he eventually did).&lt;br /&gt;
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However, Chris did become slightly more engaged with politics much closer to the 2020 election, starting around the time that news that Donald Trump contracted [[COVID-19]] got out. Taking to [[October 2020 social media posts|social media]] during [[October 2020]], he replied to [[Ben Saint]] to dispel his claims that Chris was responsible for Trump's ailment via a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]]; Chris also took a moment to proclaim that COVID-19 would '''not''' be the cause Trump's demise, but that his end will come by other means, as [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid|his death]] is foretold as part of Chris's own [[Dimensional Merge]] prophecies. He then vocalized support for Democratic Presidential and Vice Presidential candidates Joe Biden and Kamala Harris a few days later, after their respective debates against Donald Trump and Mike Pence, ensuring that they received the critical Sonichu vote in the election. Chris also appreciated the schadenfreude of someone reportedly hacking into Trump's [[Twitter]] account after it was reported to have very minimal security protection. True to Chris's prophecy, Trump recovered from his infection.&lt;br /&gt;
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The actual election arrived on 3 November. Despite Chris’s opposition to Trump, and the uncertainty of the election, he tweeted that he would vote for Lisa Simpson, likely due to his belief that she would lead the nation after the Merge.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[November 2020 social media posts##LisaSimpson2020]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Provisional results indicate that Chris may be one of only two {{w|write-in candidate|write-in}} voters in Ruckersville.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://results.elections.virginia.gov/vaelections/2020%20November%20General/Site/Locality/GREENE_COUNTY/President_and_Vice_President.html Unofficial Election Results], Virginia Department of Elections&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;!-- TODO: Confirm if Chris actually wrote-in Lisa. --&amp;gt; Regardless of whether or not Chris really wasted his vote on Lisa Simpson, Biden then won Virginia later that night by nearly ten points, and eventually won enough states for both an electoral college and popular vote victory over Trump. Chris eventually [[November 2020 social media posts#Pmurt|watched a ''Saturday Night Live'' segment that he later tweeted about]], expressing jubilation that Trump would not get a second term.&lt;br /&gt;
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Amid a recent attempt to retreat into his fantasy world,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[December 2020 social media posts#The Merge is apparently on]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris did not comment on the outcome of the run-off Senate races in Georgia, which gave Biden a bare majority in the Senate, the {{w|2021 storming of the United States Capitol|storming of the US Capital}} on the following day, or Trump's second impeachment on charges of incitement to insurrection as a result of the storming. However, Chris did comment on Trump's ban from Twitter, which also occurred as a result of the storming.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[January 2021 social media posts#Donald Trump]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Barack Obama]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pmurt]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[United States of America]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CWCville]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and oration]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sources==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{PoliticalVideos}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Chris and}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Chris_Chad_Sonichu.jpeg|thumb|right|Chris's political views defy conventional classification.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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From his discovery on the internet towards [[2017|2017]], Chris has been quite vocal about his '''political views'''. He was once a moderate, and then leaned left. Following his [[transgender|shift in gender identity]] from 2011 onward, he moved further left. His progressing support of the LGBT+ community may have been why he has been more vocal about politics. In the [[Dimensional Merge| post-merge era]], he mentions politics infrequently (thankfully) as he's too busy pretending to be the goddess of his imaginary world (oh....).&lt;br /&gt;
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==General views==&lt;br /&gt;
Before the [[2010s]], Chris was a self-described moderate. His views were eclectic – they could best be described as fiscally liberal and socially conservative. He would therefore receive criticism from both sides of the political fence. Liberal [[trolls]] criticized Chris for his [[racism]], [[sexism]], [[homophobia]], and black-and-white view of the world, as well as his poor understanding of science. Conservative trolls criticized him for his lack of a [[job]], reliance on the [[tugboat|government]], unusual behavior, and obscure interests. &lt;br /&gt;
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After the close of the Classic era, Chris's social views started to shift left, while his fiscal views shifted even further.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Reasons for Chris's political shift===&lt;br /&gt;
====Shift in identity====&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's [[transgender]] identity has left him open to political influence from others, particularly as he has begun socializing within the [[SLGBTQ|LGBT]] [[Impulse Gay Social Club|community]] and other generally progressive outlets. He even became accepting of [[homos|gay men]], a group he once vehemently opposed. &lt;br /&gt;
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====Financial problems====&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Financhu Crisis}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's deteriorating financial situation, continued dependence on [[Monthly tugboat|government money]], and growing [[Chris and health|health problems]] for himself and his mother have enhanced his sensitivity to social spending and fiscal policy. In particular, one of [[Pmurt]]'s most prominent policy goals was the repeal of the current {{w|Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act|Affordable Care Act}}; while the exact effects of the law on healthcare costs and availability for common people are debatable, it is generally considered at least partly effective. Chris has no doubt heard about Republican repeal efforts from his limited political news exposure, and likely holds them against Trump and his allies.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Politics in the Trump era and beyond===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, a.mp400001.png|thumb|left|Chris discussed his political opinions by using toys to role-play a conversation.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris voiced criticism of Republican Party presidential nominee Donald Trump throughout 2016; after Trump's surprise victory, he issued outright death threats against President Trump and Vice President Mike Pence. After they were inaugurated, he viewed himself as part of the anti-Trump resistance, although he did little aside from post memes and additional messages telling them to die. Chris's interests in [[SLGBTQ|LGBT+ issues]] likely played a role in his attacks on the then-new administration. However, in 2018, under the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], he talked in [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis|a video]] about opposing Nazis, and claimed to be a member of {{w|Antifa (United States)|Antifa}}. He also [[Smashing|destroyed a toy pony]] under the impression that Nazis (a recurring antagonistic presence in the Idea Guys lore) had bugged it. As Chris became more enthralled by the concept of the [[Dimensional Merge]], he generally tuned out of politics as he became more focused on [[Dimensions|alternate dimensions]] and [[Messiah complex|his role in ensuring that cartoons and video games could become real]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris would eventually voice support to Joe Biden's presidential campaign, but he voted for {{w|Lisa Simpson}} in 2020 because [[Chris and reality|he actually believes]] that she will become POTUS after the [[Dimensional Merge]] takes place&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Discord Q&amp;amp;A 5#Operation of CWCville's Government]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. While he continued to hate Trump and Pence, the outcome of the election didn't matter to him as much personally due to his belief in the delusion. His belief that Lisa is president presumably takes its influence from ''[[The Simpsons]]'' episode &amp;quot;{{w|Bart to the Future}}&amp;quot;, which is set years in the future after she succeeds Donald Trump's then-fictional administration, which substantially increased the national [[debt]] before she took office. However, the events of &amp;quot;Bart to the Future&amp;quot; are not predictive, despite numerous viral videos promoting such misconception: Donald Trump considered running for the job in 1999, one year before the episode aired, and the first of the six bankruptcies to affect his businesses (which the national debt joke referenced) occurred in 1991.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/simpsons-predict-trump&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Views on policy==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's political views resemble a third grade child's &amp;quot;if I were President&amp;quot; social studies assignment; possessing a shallow understanding of major world issues. &lt;br /&gt;
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A rather insightful example of his limited understanding of how the world actually works is his video [[A Public Announcement for Congress]], in which Chris explains in detail the actions he would take if elected President of the United States.&lt;br /&gt;
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One doesn't even need to play the video to know that Chris is full of shit, as the title &amp;quot;A Public Announcement for Congress&amp;quot;, contradicts itself. The video is not directed at Congress in any way, but rather is a stump speech directed at the American people. Anyone familiar with Chris's [[Chris and English|unique]] manner of speaking knows that he makes a habit of using fancy-sounding words (to him, at least) to make himself sound more intelligent than he actually is. Since Chris has no idea how to actually use these words, the results often make him sound even more like a total moron.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the video, Chris displays for all the world that he has no idea how anything works. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's first 100 days as President would be as follows:&lt;br /&gt;
* Use federal funds to create massive government housing complexes in every major city for the homeless.&lt;br /&gt;
* Drastically lower the sales tax of the state of Virginia from 5% to 2.5%&lt;br /&gt;
* Not lower &amp;quot;benefits&amp;quot; for retirees. &lt;br /&gt;
* Subsidize pharmaceutical costs for retirees.&lt;br /&gt;
* Confiscate all firearms owned by civilians.&lt;br /&gt;
* Legalize gay marriage in every member state of the United Nations.&lt;br /&gt;
* Construct FBI stations to monitor the activities of internet trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
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Ideologically, Chris's views are all over the place, ranging from conservative (e.g. slashing tax rates in half) to extremely liberal views (e.g. setting up a massive welfare initiative in the form of &amp;quot;soup hotels&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
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Notably, the &amp;quot;five percent&amp;quot; tax rate Chris wants halved refers to the Virginia sales tax rate, and not a federal income tax. Besides the fact that sales tax rates are set by the states and not by the federal government, and a President Chandler would have no power to change this, Chris's misunderstanding of the distinction between income and sales tax points to the fact that, to nobody's surprise, Barb probably filed all of Chris's taxes for him during those three incredible months when Chris was actually employed. &lt;br /&gt;
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Since Chris most likely has never seen a W2 in his entire life, his approval of cutting taxes was most likely the influence of his late father. This is also most certainly the case with the next two points, which both relate to benefits for retired persons.&lt;br /&gt;
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He would also take away all firearms from the civilian population, a direct violation of the Second Amendment of the United States Constitution. He then immediately backtracks on this idea, instead settling to just confiscate and ban the sale of ammunition. This ammunition would then be redistributed to the population in the event of an attack from 'another nation or planet&amp;quot;. Not even considering the fact that such a plan would be a logistical nightmare, Chris seems to forget that the United States already has a military to defend itself, so exactly why Chris believes the U.S. population would have to be engaged in Guerrilla-style warfare against a foreign invader is a mystery.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's final proposal is perhaps the most egregious, suggesting that the resources of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, a federal agency which is, among other things, ''dedicated to stopping foreign and domestic terrorist plots'', should be used to investigate people who type &amp;quot;ur gay&amp;quot; over the internet. &lt;br /&gt;
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In short, Chris's views on politics at that time were mostly the product of the influences of his conservative parents, combined with a well-meaning, yet naïve understanding of complex sociopolitical issues like poverty and gun violence.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Other Issues==&lt;br /&gt;
===Terrorism===&lt;br /&gt;
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On 15 [[November 2015]], Chris wrote [[Chris's Response to the Terrorism Attacks in Paris|a piece]] on the ISIS attacks in France.&lt;br /&gt;
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He demonstrated a very simplistic notion of ISIS, comparing it to a cartoon villain “looking to gather energies and power for themselves.”&lt;br /&gt;
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He also tried to understand the motives of the terrorists by using his own life experiences against trolls, saying “I feel the terrorists, regardless of country, are misguided with paranoia and fear of others.”&lt;br /&gt;
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His solution for world peace is simply to “stand together, combining our hearts and souls in the efforts to share the lights of friendship and love.” This ignores all underlying motives for sociopolitical tensions, and is a solution more fitting for a fight among small children.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Patriotism===&lt;br /&gt;
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In the 2009 [[Father Call]], Matthew called out Chris on his lack of patriotism, for making [[Twin Falling Towers]], saying, “Don't tell me you're an American.” Chris took it literally, responding with “I was born in America, I was raised in America my whole life, I never left the United States of America.”&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 050032017-2|3 May 2017]], Chris naïvely appealed to North Korea, a foreign totalitarian regime, for a coup against the President of the United States.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's Involvement in the Political Process==&lt;br /&gt;
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===2008-2012===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris, to many people's shock and horror, has voted in multiple United States presidential elections. In 2008, Chris voted for Democratic candidate Barack Obama. His main reason for doing so was the fact that he had watched a set of documentaries on both Obama and his Republican opponent, John McCain. Chris, in [[True and Honest]] form, said he voted against McCain because he couldn’t identify with him on a personal level. In December 2008, he stated:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (18 December 2008)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|I saw more of myself in Obama when I watched his A&amp;amp;E Biography, than in McCain's A&amp;amp;E Biography; both downloaded from the Playstation Store.&lt;br /&gt;
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Who would you vote for; a war hero that you couldn't feel that much for, or the guy who you feel like is similar to you in social dilemmas?}}&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's reasons for choosing Obama over McCain are understandable, given the amount of candidates, successful or otherwise, who have campaigned as a &amp;quot;man of the people.&amp;quot; However, exactly what qualities of Barack Obama an obese manchild saw in himself is currently unknown. Chris elaborated further in 2014, during [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript|a date with Catherine]]:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|I kind of felt like um, with my mental stabil-, with my mental problems and whatnot, I felt like I could similarly relate to him? I felt more related, felt more relatable to him in that sense than McCain was. As he was the, uh, prisoner in that other country he insisted, he did not want to be released early. He wanted to go out with the r-, with as s-, at the same time as errybody else. Uh I mean, that is, that is admirable [he pronounces this word all wrong].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris would go on to vote for Obama a second time in 2012 for, once again, no real reason besides his claim that he personally identified with him, saying, &amp;quot;I felt like I wanted to make sure that I had [[Chris and his Ego|good reason]] to decide from the change and having a first black president. Aside from that, cause if I had done that, if I had done it on just that alone, that would have been racist.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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===2016===&lt;br /&gt;
{{see also|Pmurt}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Cwc electionday 2016.jpg|thumb|Chris, after casting his vote for Hillary Clinton]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite having four more years of opportunities to actually understand how a country functions, Chris's reasoning for his choice in the 2016 Presidential election remained laughably shallow. Chris repeatedly made clear his preference for Democratic candidate {{w|Hillary Clinton}} during this election cycle; his main reason being that she is a [[China|woman]]. In February 2016, Chris said, &amp;quot;I feel like American [sic] needs a woman's touch finally after all these years&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Update 02/16/2016]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; as a reason for why he wanted Hillary Clinton [[Women's Rights|to become president.]] &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris did make a ''slight'' attempt to develop his political views from the Obama era. Instead of just voting for Clinton because she reminds him of himself, he read up on the issues. Unfortunately, this consisted of [[Pmurt#Chris's news sources|skimming clickbait articles]] written by LGBT activists. He also cited an episode of The Simpsons as one of his major sources for being opposed to Clinton’s opponent, Donald Trump.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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When a fan asked him for reasons to vote for Clinton, he responded:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Misc texts#Anti-Pmurt]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*Hillary will Tax the Fat Cats and fill the middle class and lower and get the country less in debt. &lt;br /&gt;
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*She is PRO-LGBTQ and Immigrants&lt;br /&gt;
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*She is more beneficial for EVERYONE in General.&lt;br /&gt;
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*AND, this country is long Overdue for a Woman's touch.&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite claiming to be a feminist, the sexism in Chris's &amp;quot;woman's touch&amp;quot; remarks seems to elude him.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has also given [[Pmurt#Opposition to Trump|many reasons for opposing Trump]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===2016 Election Results===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Feelings of the election results (720p 30fps H264-192kbit AAC).mp400001.png|thumb|Chris, after learning of the election results]]&lt;br /&gt;
On 9 [[November 2016]], Chris reacted to news of Donald Trump’s victory over Hillary Clinton [[Pmurt#Death Threats|by throwing a huge temper tantrum]]. During that time, he:&lt;br /&gt;
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*Asked someone to kill Trump with “a sniper rifle”&lt;br /&gt;
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*Made videos and Facebook posts depicting the President-elect, and later the Vice President-elect, being murdered in effigy, using Transformers and Legos&lt;br /&gt;
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*Posted to the comments section of a LGBT Facebook page and asked its readers to pray for Trump’s death&lt;br /&gt;
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He also signed [[Pmurt#Anti-Trump petitions|an online petition]] asking the Electoral College to disregard the results of the 2016 election and install Clinton into the presidency which did not happen.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has refused to recognize Pmurt as his president, saying, “[[Chris and reality|Trump is Not president, mayor, or Anything in Cwcville.]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[November 2016 Facebook posts#I'm done adulting]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Open Letter to Pmurt on the LGBT===&lt;br /&gt;
Upon reading that Pmurt had said he would sign the {{w|First Amendment Defense Act}} if passed by Congress, a bill opposed by liberals due to potentially enabling discrimination against the LGBT community, Chris first reacted by [[December 2016 Facebook posts#Advocate or die, Trump!|making a death threat]], then writing [[December 2016 Facebook posts#A puzzler for Trump|an open letter]] directed at Pmurt.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Hey! #DonaldTrump. I have a puzzler for you.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the alternate reality/dimension/universe where A, Every person there is the Opposite born gender from here (in an example, the Donald Trump there is a Woman, and Every President of the United States of America there has been Female), and B, the LGBTQ is the Norm and the discrimination happens against the Straight People. Would You, the Donald Trump of This reality/dimension/universe, allow the Donald Trump(ette) in That opposite reality/dimension/universe, Sign the Anti-Straight Law, that would allow discrimination of Yourself, Ever?&lt;br /&gt;
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If your answer is No, then it should be fit that you Not discriminate against us, the LGBTQ, as the people there Discriminate against the Straight.&lt;br /&gt;
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Yet, if your answer remains Yes, then you, sir, would end up being a Self-Loathing Person, as you allowed the continuing of Discrimination of Yourself in that reality/dimension/universe that is the Very Same Planet, AND the Very Same United States of America, that You, Yourself, regardless, dare to reside and take office in.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;#DonaldTrump&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;, Abdicate the Office and let Hillary Clinton run this country, For the Love of Religion, and for any shred of Self-Love you have for yourself. Or die from yours or someone else's hand.&lt;br /&gt;
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Good day. }}&lt;br /&gt;
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Though confusing, Chris's point seems to be that he wants Pmurt to consider the perspective of a LGBT-oriented person before making his decision on the bill. Aside from the death threat at the end, it is a fair effort by Chris, whose own [[autism]] often makes it difficult for himself to empathize with other people. In any case, said bill was never passed or signed by Pmurt.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2020===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Right on! I say No to Drumpftastic [[Mathematics|infinity squared]].|Chris, giving support to the Biden/Harris campaign in response to Jason Alexander's endorsement.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[October 2020 social media posts#No to Drumpftastic]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:YangGang.png|thumb|left|For a time, Chris was part of the Yang Gang.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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By the time he encountered the Idea Guys, Chris had shifted his focus from being invested in following [[SLGBTQ|LGBT+ groups]] to being invested in his [[Chris and coping|imaginary world]]. Without the influence from LGBT groups, Chris seemed to have left his hatred of Trump and his interest in politics behind, preferring to occupy himself with his [[polyamorous marriage]]s and alternate [[dimensions]]. Nonethelss, Chris vocalized his support for Andrew Yang in [[October 2019]], during the lead-up to the Democratic Party primaries to select a nominee for President. This was most likely due to Yang's support of universal basic income, which Chris probably hoped would upgrade his [[monthly tugboat]] significantly. Conversely, he practically ignored any and all news concerning Trump's impeachment in [[December 2019]] and the months that followed, which demonstrated Chris's comparative lack of interest in politics at this point in time. After all, the impeachment process would have been the earliest point that he could have been removed in office besides January 2021, presuming that he lost his 2020 re-election bid (which he eventually did).&lt;br /&gt;
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However, Chris did become slightly more engaged with politics much closer to the 2020 election, starting around the time that news that Donald Trump contracted [[COVID-19]] got out. Taking to [[October 2020 social media posts|social media]] during [[October 2020]], he replied to [[Ben Saint]] to dispel his claims that Chris was responsible for Trump's ailment via a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]]; Chris also took a moment to proclaim that COVID-19 would '''not''' be the cause Trump's demise, but that his end will come by other means, as [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid|his death]] is foretold as part of Chris's own [[Dimensional Merge]] prophecies. He then vocalized support for Democratic Presidential and Vice Presidential candidates Joe Biden and Kamala Harris a few days later, after their respective debates against Donald Trump and Mike Pence, ensuring that they received the critical Sonichu vote in the election. Chris also appreciated the schadenfreude of someone reportedly hacking into Trump's [[Twitter]] account after it was reported to have very minimal security protection. True to Chris's prophecy, Trump recovered from his infection.&lt;br /&gt;
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The actual election arrived on 3 November. Despite Chris’s opposition to Trump, and the uncertainty of the election, he tweeted that he would vote for Lisa Simpson, likely due to his belief that she would lead the nation after the Merge.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[November 2020 social media posts##LisaSimpson2020]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Provisional results indicate that Chris may be one of only two {{w|write-in candidate|write-in}} voters in Ruckersville.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://results.elections.virginia.gov/vaelections/2020%20November%20General/Site/Locality/GREENE_COUNTY/President_and_Vice_President.html Unofficial Election Results], Virginia Department of Elections&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;!-- TODO: Confirm if Chris actually wrote-in Lisa. --&amp;gt; Regardless of whether or not Chris really wasted his vote on Lisa Simpson, Biden then won Virginia later that night by nearly ten points, and eventually won enough states for both an electoral college and popular vote victory over Trump. Chris eventually [[November 2020 social media posts#Pmurt|watched a ''Saturday Night Live'' segment that he later tweeted about]], expressing jubilation that Trump would not get a second term.&lt;br /&gt;
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Amid a recent attempt to retreat into his fantasy world,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[December 2020 social media posts#The Merge is apparently on]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris did not comment on the outcome of the run-off Senate races in Georgia, which gave Biden a bare majority in the Senate, the {{w|2021 storming of the United States Capitol|storming of the US Capital}} on the following day, or Trump's second impeachment on charges of incitement to insurrection as a result of the storming. However, Chris did comment on Trump's ban from Twitter, which also occurred as a result of the storming.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[January 2021 social media posts#Donald Trump]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Barack Obama]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pmurt]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[United States of America]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CWCville]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and oration]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sources==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{PoliticalVideos}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Chris and}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Chris_Chad_Sonichu.jpeg|thumb|right|Chris's political views defy conventional classification.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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From his discovery on the internet towards [[2017|2017]], Chris has been quite vocal about his '''political views'''. He was once a moderate, and then leaned left. Following his [[transgender|shift in gender identity]] from 2011 onward, he moved further left. His progressing support of the LGBT+ community may have been why he has been more vocal about politics. In the [[Dimensional Merge| post-merge era, he mentions politics infrequently (thankfully) as he's too busy pretending to be the goddess of his imaginary world (oh....).&lt;br /&gt;
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==General views==&lt;br /&gt;
Before the [[2010s]], Chris was a self-described moderate. His views were eclectic – they could best be described as fiscally liberal and socially conservative. He would therefore receive criticism from both sides of the political fence. Liberal [[trolls]] criticized Chris for his [[racism]], [[sexism]], [[homophobia]], and black-and-white view of the world, as well as his poor understanding of science. Conservative trolls criticized him for his lack of a [[job]], reliance on the [[tugboat|government]], unusual behavior, and obscure interests. &lt;br /&gt;
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After the close of the Classic era, Chris's social views started to shift left, while his fiscal views shifted even further.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Reasons for Chris's political shift===&lt;br /&gt;
====Shift in identity====&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's [[transgender]] identity has left him open to political influence from others, particularly as he has begun socializing within the [[SLGBTQ|LGBT]] [[Impulse Gay Social Club|community]] and other generally progressive outlets. He even became accepting of [[homos|gay men]], a group he once vehemently opposed. &lt;br /&gt;
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====Financial problems====&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Financhu Crisis}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's deteriorating financial situation, continued dependence on [[Monthly tugboat|government money]], and growing [[Chris and health|health problems]] for himself and his mother have enhanced his sensitivity to social spending and fiscal policy. In particular, one of [[Pmurt]]'s most prominent policy goals was the repeal of the current {{w|Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act|Affordable Care Act}}; while the exact effects of the law on healthcare costs and availability for common people are debatable, it is generally considered at least partly effective. Chris has no doubt heard about Republican repeal efforts from his limited political news exposure, and likely holds them against Trump and his allies.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Politics in the Trump era and beyond===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, a.mp400001.png|thumb|left|Chris discussed his political opinions by using toys to role-play a conversation.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris voiced criticism of Republican Party presidential nominee Donald Trump throughout 2016; after Trump's surprise victory, he issued outright death threats against President Trump and Vice President Mike Pence. After they were inaugurated, he viewed himself as part of the anti-Trump resistance, although he did little aside from post memes and additional messages telling them to die. Chris's interests in [[SLGBTQ|LGBT+ issues]] likely played a role in his attacks on the then-new administration. However, in 2018, under the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], he talked in [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis|a video]] about opposing Nazis, and claimed to be a member of {{w|Antifa (United States)|Antifa}}. He also [[Smashing|destroyed a toy pony]] under the impression that Nazis (a recurring antagonistic presence in the Idea Guys lore) had bugged it. As Chris became more enthralled by the concept of the [[Dimensional Merge]], he generally tuned out of politics as he became more focused on [[Dimensions|alternate dimensions]] and [[Messiah complex|his role in ensuring that cartoons and video games could become real]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris would eventually voice support to Joe Biden's presidential campaign, but he voted for {{w|Lisa Simpson}} in 2020 because [[Chris and reality|he actually believes]] that she will become POTUS after the [[Dimensional Merge]] takes place&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Discord Q&amp;amp;A 5#Operation of CWCville's Government]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. While he continued to hate Trump and Pence, the outcome of the election didn't matter to him as much personally due to his belief in the delusion. His belief that Lisa is president presumably takes its influence from ''[[The Simpsons]]'' episode &amp;quot;{{w|Bart to the Future}}&amp;quot;, which is set years in the future after she succeeds Donald Trump's then-fictional administration, which substantially increased the national [[debt]] before she took office. However, the events of &amp;quot;Bart to the Future&amp;quot; are not predictive, despite numerous viral videos promoting such misconception: Donald Trump considered running for the job in 1999, one year before the episode aired, and the first of the six bankruptcies to affect his businesses (which the national debt joke referenced) occurred in 1991.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/simpsons-predict-trump&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Views on policy==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's political views resemble a third grade child's &amp;quot;if I were President&amp;quot; social studies assignment; possessing a shallow understanding of major world issues. &lt;br /&gt;
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A rather insightful example of his limited understanding of how the world actually works is his video [[A Public Announcement for Congress]], in which Chris explains in detail the actions he would take if elected President of the United States.&lt;br /&gt;
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One doesn't even need to play the video to know that Chris is full of shit, as the title &amp;quot;A Public Announcement for Congress&amp;quot;, contradicts itself. The video is not directed at Congress in any way, but rather is a stump speech directed at the American people. Anyone familiar with Chris's [[Chris and English|unique]] manner of speaking knows that he makes a habit of using fancy-sounding words (to him, at least) to make himself sound more intelligent than he actually is. Since Chris has no idea how to actually use these words, the results often make him sound even more like a total moron.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the video, Chris displays for all the world that he has no idea how anything works. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's first 100 days as President would be as follows:&lt;br /&gt;
* Use federal funds to create massive government housing complexes in every major city for the homeless.&lt;br /&gt;
* Drastically lower the sales tax of the state of Virginia from 5% to 2.5%&lt;br /&gt;
* Not lower &amp;quot;benefits&amp;quot; for retirees. &lt;br /&gt;
* Subsidize pharmaceutical costs for retirees.&lt;br /&gt;
* Confiscate all firearms owned by civilians.&lt;br /&gt;
* Legalize gay marriage in every member state of the United Nations.&lt;br /&gt;
* Construct FBI stations to monitor the activities of internet trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
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Ideologically, Chris's views are all over the place, ranging from conservative (e.g. slashing tax rates in half) to extremely liberal views (e.g. setting up a massive welfare initiative in the form of &amp;quot;soup hotels&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
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Notably, the &amp;quot;five percent&amp;quot; tax rate Chris wants halved refers to the Virginia sales tax rate, and not a federal income tax. Besides the fact that sales tax rates are set by the states and not by the federal government, and a President Chandler would have no power to change this, Chris's misunderstanding of the distinction between income and sales tax points to the fact that, to nobody's surprise, Barb probably filed all of Chris's taxes for him during those three incredible months when Chris was actually employed. &lt;br /&gt;
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Since Chris most likely has never seen a W2 in his entire life, his approval of cutting taxes was most likely the influence of his late father. This is also most certainly the case with the next two points, which both relate to benefits for retired persons.&lt;br /&gt;
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He would also take away all firearms from the civilian population, a direct violation of the Second Amendment of the United States Constitution. He then immediately backtracks on this idea, instead settling to just confiscate and ban the sale of ammunition. This ammunition would then be redistributed to the population in the event of an attack from 'another nation or planet&amp;quot;. Not even considering the fact that such a plan would be a logistical nightmare, Chris seems to forget that the United States already has a military to defend itself, so exactly why Chris believes the U.S. population would have to be engaged in Guerrilla-style warfare against a foreign invader is a mystery.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's final proposal is perhaps the most egregious, suggesting that the resources of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, a federal agency which is, among other things, ''dedicated to stopping foreign and domestic terrorist plots'', should be used to investigate people who type &amp;quot;ur gay&amp;quot; over the internet. &lt;br /&gt;
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In short, Chris's views on politics at that time were mostly the product of the influences of his conservative parents, combined with a well-meaning, yet naïve understanding of complex sociopolitical issues like poverty and gun violence.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Other Issues==&lt;br /&gt;
===Terrorism===&lt;br /&gt;
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On 15 [[November 2015]], Chris wrote [[Chris's Response to the Terrorism Attacks in Paris|a piece]] on the ISIS attacks in France.&lt;br /&gt;
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He demonstrated a very simplistic notion of ISIS, comparing it to a cartoon villain “looking to gather energies and power for themselves.”&lt;br /&gt;
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He also tried to understand the motives of the terrorists by using his own life experiences against trolls, saying “I feel the terrorists, regardless of country, are misguided with paranoia and fear of others.”&lt;br /&gt;
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His solution for world peace is simply to “stand together, combining our hearts and souls in the efforts to share the lights of friendship and love.” This ignores all underlying motives for sociopolitical tensions, and is a solution more fitting for a fight among small children.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Patriotism===&lt;br /&gt;
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In the 2009 [[Father Call]], Matthew called out Chris on his lack of patriotism, for making [[Twin Falling Towers]], saying, “Don't tell me you're an American.” Chris took it literally, responding with “I was born in America, I was raised in America my whole life, I never left the United States of America.”&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 050032017-2|3 May 2017]], Chris naïvely appealed to North Korea, a foreign totalitarian regime, for a coup against the President of the United States.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's Involvement in the Political Process==&lt;br /&gt;
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===2008-2012===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris, to many people's shock and horror, has voted in multiple United States presidential elections. In 2008, Chris voted for Democratic candidate Barack Obama. His main reason for doing so was the fact that he had watched a set of documentaries on both Obama and his Republican opponent, John McCain. Chris, in [[True and Honest]] form, said he voted against McCain because he couldn’t identify with him on a personal level. In December 2008, he stated:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (18 December 2008)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|I saw more of myself in Obama when I watched his A&amp;amp;E Biography, than in McCain's A&amp;amp;E Biography; both downloaded from the Playstation Store.&lt;br /&gt;
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Who would you vote for; a war hero that you couldn't feel that much for, or the guy who you feel like is similar to you in social dilemmas?}}&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's reasons for choosing Obama over McCain are understandable, given the amount of candidates, successful or otherwise, who have campaigned as a &amp;quot;man of the people.&amp;quot; However, exactly what qualities of Barack Obama an obese manchild saw in himself is currently unknown. Chris elaborated further in 2014, during [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript|a date with Catherine]]:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|I kind of felt like um, with my mental stabil-, with my mental problems and whatnot, I felt like I could similarly relate to him? I felt more related, felt more relatable to him in that sense than McCain was. As he was the, uh, prisoner in that other country he insisted, he did not want to be released early. He wanted to go out with the r-, with as s-, at the same time as errybody else. Uh I mean, that is, that is admirable [he pronounces this word all wrong].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris would go on to vote for Obama a second time in 2012 for, once again, no real reason besides his claim that he personally identified with him, saying, &amp;quot;I felt like I wanted to make sure that I had [[Chris and his Ego|good reason]] to decide from the change and having a first black president. Aside from that, cause if I had done that, if I had done it on just that alone, that would have been racist.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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===2016===&lt;br /&gt;
{{see also|Pmurt}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Cwc electionday 2016.jpg|thumb|Chris, after casting his vote for Hillary Clinton]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite having four more years of opportunities to actually understand how a country functions, Chris's reasoning for his choice in the 2016 Presidential election remained laughably shallow. Chris repeatedly made clear his preference for Democratic candidate {{w|Hillary Clinton}} during this election cycle; his main reason being that she is a [[China|woman]]. In February 2016, Chris said, &amp;quot;I feel like American [sic] needs a woman's touch finally after all these years&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Update 02/16/2016]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; as a reason for why he wanted Hillary Clinton [[Women's Rights|to become president.]] &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris did make a ''slight'' attempt to develop his political views from the Obama era. Instead of just voting for Clinton because she reminds him of himself, he read up on the issues. Unfortunately, this consisted of [[Pmurt#Chris's news sources|skimming clickbait articles]] written by LGBT activists. He also cited an episode of The Simpsons as one of his major sources for being opposed to Clinton’s opponent, Donald Trump.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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When a fan asked him for reasons to vote for Clinton, he responded:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Misc texts#Anti-Pmurt]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*Hillary will Tax the Fat Cats and fill the middle class and lower and get the country less in debt. &lt;br /&gt;
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*She is PRO-LGBTQ and Immigrants&lt;br /&gt;
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*She is more beneficial for EVERYONE in General.&lt;br /&gt;
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*AND, this country is long Overdue for a Woman's touch.&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite claiming to be a feminist, the sexism in Chris's &amp;quot;woman's touch&amp;quot; remarks seems to elude him.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has also given [[Pmurt#Opposition to Trump|many reasons for opposing Trump]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===2016 Election Results===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Feelings of the election results (720p 30fps H264-192kbit AAC).mp400001.png|thumb|Chris, after learning of the election results]]&lt;br /&gt;
On 9 [[November 2016]], Chris reacted to news of Donald Trump’s victory over Hillary Clinton [[Pmurt#Death Threats|by throwing a huge temper tantrum]]. During that time, he:&lt;br /&gt;
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*Asked someone to kill Trump with “a sniper rifle”&lt;br /&gt;
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*Made videos and Facebook posts depicting the President-elect, and later the Vice President-elect, being murdered in effigy, using Transformers and Legos&lt;br /&gt;
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*Posted to the comments section of a LGBT Facebook page and asked its readers to pray for Trump’s death&lt;br /&gt;
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He also signed [[Pmurt#Anti-Trump petitions|an online petition]] asking the Electoral College to disregard the results of the 2016 election and install Clinton into the presidency which did not happen.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has refused to recognize Pmurt as his president, saying, “[[Chris and reality|Trump is Not president, mayor, or Anything in Cwcville.]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[November 2016 Facebook posts#I'm done adulting]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Open Letter to Pmurt on the LGBT===&lt;br /&gt;
Upon reading that Pmurt had said he would sign the {{w|First Amendment Defense Act}} if passed by Congress, a bill opposed by liberals due to potentially enabling discrimination against the LGBT community, Chris first reacted by [[December 2016 Facebook posts#Advocate or die, Trump!|making a death threat]], then writing [[December 2016 Facebook posts#A puzzler for Trump|an open letter]] directed at Pmurt.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Hey! #DonaldTrump. I have a puzzler for you.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the alternate reality/dimension/universe where A, Every person there is the Opposite born gender from here (in an example, the Donald Trump there is a Woman, and Every President of the United States of America there has been Female), and B, the LGBTQ is the Norm and the discrimination happens against the Straight People. Would You, the Donald Trump of This reality/dimension/universe, allow the Donald Trump(ette) in That opposite reality/dimension/universe, Sign the Anti-Straight Law, that would allow discrimination of Yourself, Ever?&lt;br /&gt;
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If your answer is No, then it should be fit that you Not discriminate against us, the LGBTQ, as the people there Discriminate against the Straight.&lt;br /&gt;
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Yet, if your answer remains Yes, then you, sir, would end up being a Self-Loathing Person, as you allowed the continuing of Discrimination of Yourself in that reality/dimension/universe that is the Very Same Planet, AND the Very Same United States of America, that You, Yourself, regardless, dare to reside and take office in.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;#DonaldTrump&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;, Abdicate the Office and let Hillary Clinton run this country, For the Love of Religion, and for any shred of Self-Love you have for yourself. Or die from yours or someone else's hand.&lt;br /&gt;
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Good day. }}&lt;br /&gt;
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Though confusing, Chris's point seems to be that he wants Pmurt to consider the perspective of a LGBT-oriented person before making his decision on the bill. Aside from the death threat at the end, it is a fair effort by Chris, whose own [[autism]] often makes it difficult for himself to empathize with other people. In any case, said bill was never passed or signed by Pmurt.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2020===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Right on! I say No to Drumpftastic [[Mathematics|infinity squared]].|Chris, giving support to the Biden/Harris campaign in response to Jason Alexander's endorsement.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[October 2020 social media posts#No to Drumpftastic]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:YangGang.png|thumb|left|For a time, Chris was part of the Yang Gang.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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By the time he encountered the Idea Guys, Chris had shifted his focus from being invested in following [[SLGBTQ|LGBT+ groups]] to being invested in his [[Chris and coping|imaginary world]]. Without the influence from LGBT groups, Chris seemed to have left his hatred of Trump and his interest in politics behind, preferring to occupy himself with his [[polyamorous marriage]]s and alternate [[dimensions]]. Nonethelss, Chris vocalized his support for Andrew Yang in [[October 2019]], during the lead-up to the Democratic Party primaries to select a nominee for President. This was most likely due to Yang's support of universal basic income, which Chris probably hoped would upgrade his [[monthly tugboat]] significantly. Conversely, he practically ignored any and all news concerning Trump's impeachment in [[December 2019]] and the months that followed, which demonstrated Chris's comparative lack of interest in politics at this point in time. After all, the impeachment process would have been the earliest point that he could have been removed in office besides January 2021, presuming that he lost his 2020 re-election bid (which he eventually did).&lt;br /&gt;
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However, Chris did become slightly more engaged with politics much closer to the 2020 election, starting around the time that news that Donald Trump contracted [[COVID-19]] got out. Taking to [[October 2020 social media posts|social media]] during [[October 2020]], he replied to [[Ben Saint]] to dispel his claims that Chris was responsible for Trump's ailment via a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]]; Chris also took a moment to proclaim that COVID-19 would '''not''' be the cause Trump's demise, but that his end will come by other means, as [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid|his death]] is foretold as part of Chris's own [[Dimensional Merge]] prophecies. He then vocalized support for Democratic Presidential and Vice Presidential candidates Joe Biden and Kamala Harris a few days later, after their respective debates against Donald Trump and Mike Pence, ensuring that they received the critical Sonichu vote in the election. Chris also appreciated the schadenfreude of someone reportedly hacking into Trump's [[Twitter]] account after it was reported to have very minimal security protection. True to Chris's prophecy, Trump recovered from his infection.&lt;br /&gt;
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The actual election arrived on 3 November. Despite Chris’s opposition to Trump, and the uncertainty of the election, he tweeted that he would vote for Lisa Simpson, likely due to his belief that she would lead the nation after the Merge.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[November 2020 social media posts##LisaSimpson2020]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Provisional results indicate that Chris may be one of only two {{w|write-in candidate|write-in}} voters in Ruckersville.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://results.elections.virginia.gov/vaelections/2020%20November%20General/Site/Locality/GREENE_COUNTY/President_and_Vice_President.html Unofficial Election Results], Virginia Department of Elections&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;!-- TODO: Confirm if Chris actually wrote-in Lisa. --&amp;gt; Regardless of whether or not Chris really wasted his vote on Lisa Simpson, Biden then won Virginia later that night by nearly ten points, and eventually won enough states for both an electoral college and popular vote victory over Trump. Chris eventually [[November 2020 social media posts#Pmurt|watched a ''Saturday Night Live'' segment that he later tweeted about]], expressing jubilation that Trump would not get a second term.&lt;br /&gt;
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Amid a recent attempt to retreat into his fantasy world,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[December 2020 social media posts#The Merge is apparently on]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris did not comment on the outcome of the run-off Senate races in Georgia, which gave Biden a bare majority in the Senate, the {{w|2021 storming of the United States Capitol|storming of the US Capital}} on the following day, or Trump's second impeachment on charges of incitement to insurrection as a result of the storming. However, Chris did comment on Trump's ban from Twitter, which also occurred as a result of the storming.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[January 2021 social media posts#Donald Trump]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Barack Obama]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pmurt]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[United States of America]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CWCville]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and oration]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sources==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{PoliticalVideos}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Chris and}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Politics]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Midnightoil</name></author>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Midnightoil: Wanted to sum up 2018-22, feel free to edit&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|EID, PMURT, EID|[[Chris]]'s biting political commentary on President [[Pmurt|Trump]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Chris_Chad_Sonichu.jpeg|thumb|right|Chris's political views defy conventional classification.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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From his discovery on the internet towards [[2017|2017]], Chris has been quite vocal about his '''political views'''. He was once a moderate, and then leaned left. Following his [[transgender|shift in gender identity]] from 2011 onward, he moved further left. His progressing support of the LGBT+ community may have been why he has been more vocal about politics. In the [[post-merge era|Dimensional Merge]], he mentions politics infrequently (thankfully) as he's too busy pretending to be the goddess of his imaginary world (oh....).&lt;br /&gt;
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==General views==&lt;br /&gt;
Before the [[2010s]], Chris was a self-described moderate. His views were eclectic – they could best be described as fiscally liberal and socially conservative. He would therefore receive criticism from both sides of the political fence. Liberal [[trolls]] criticized Chris for his [[racism]], [[sexism]], [[homophobia]], and black-and-white view of the world, as well as his poor understanding of science. Conservative trolls criticized him for his lack of a [[job]], reliance on the [[tugboat|government]], unusual behavior, and obscure interests. &lt;br /&gt;
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After the close of the Classic era, Chris's social views started to shift left, while his fiscal views shifted even further.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Reasons for Chris's political shift===&lt;br /&gt;
====Shift in identity====&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's [[transgender]] identity has left him open to political influence from others, particularly as he has begun socializing within the [[SLGBTQ|LGBT]] [[Impulse Gay Social Club|community]] and other generally progressive outlets. He even became accepting of [[homos|gay men]], a group he once vehemently opposed. &lt;br /&gt;
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====Financial problems====&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Financhu Crisis}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's deteriorating financial situation, continued dependence on [[Monthly tugboat|government money]], and growing [[Chris and health|health problems]] for himself and his mother have enhanced his sensitivity to social spending and fiscal policy. In particular, one of [[Pmurt]]'s most prominent policy goals was the repeal of the current {{w|Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act|Affordable Care Act}}; while the exact effects of the law on healthcare costs and availability for common people are debatable, it is generally considered at least partly effective. Chris has no doubt heard about Republican repeal efforts from his limited political news exposure, and likely holds them against Trump and his allies.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Politics in the Trump era and beyond===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, a.mp400001.png|thumb|left|Chris discussed his political opinions by using toys to role-play a conversation.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris voiced criticism of Republican Party presidential nominee Donald Trump throughout 2016; after Trump's surprise victory, he issued outright death threats against President Trump and Vice President Mike Pence. After they were inaugurated, he viewed himself as part of the anti-Trump resistance, although he did little aside from post memes and additional messages telling them to die. Chris's interests in [[SLGBTQ|LGBT+ issues]] likely played a role in his attacks on the then-new administration. However, in 2018, under the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], he talked in [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis|a video]] about opposing Nazis, and claimed to be a member of {{w|Antifa (United States)|Antifa}}. He also [[Smashing|destroyed a toy pony]] under the impression that Nazis (a recurring antagonistic presence in the Idea Guys lore) had bugged it. As Chris became more enthralled by the concept of the [[Dimensional Merge]], he generally tuned out of politics as he became more focused on [[Dimensions|alternate dimensions]] and [[Messiah complex|his role in ensuring that cartoons and video games could become real]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris would eventually voice support to Joe Biden's presidential campaign, but he voted for {{w|Lisa Simpson}} in 2020 because [[Chris and reality|he actually believes]] that she will become POTUS after the [[Dimensional Merge]] takes place&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Discord Q&amp;amp;A 5#Operation of CWCville's Government]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. While he continued to hate Trump and Pence, the outcome of the election didn't matter to him as much personally due to his belief in the delusion. His belief that Lisa is president presumably takes its influence from ''[[The Simpsons]]'' episode &amp;quot;{{w|Bart to the Future}}&amp;quot;, which is set years in the future after she succeeds Donald Trump's then-fictional administration, which substantially increased the national [[debt]] before she took office. However, the events of &amp;quot;Bart to the Future&amp;quot; are not predictive, despite numerous viral videos promoting such misconception: Donald Trump considered running for the job in 1999, one year before the episode aired, and the first of the six bankruptcies to affect his businesses (which the national debt joke referenced) occurred in 1991.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/simpsons-predict-trump&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Views on policy==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's political views resemble a third grade child's &amp;quot;if I were President&amp;quot; social studies assignment; possessing a shallow understanding of major world issues. &lt;br /&gt;
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A rather insightful example of his limited understanding of how the world actually works is his video [[A Public Announcement for Congress]], in which Chris explains in detail the actions he would take if elected President of the United States.&lt;br /&gt;
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One doesn't even need to play the video to know that Chris is full of shit, as the title &amp;quot;A Public Announcement for Congress&amp;quot;, contradicts itself. The video is not directed at Congress in any way, but rather is a stump speech directed at the American people. Anyone familiar with Chris's [[Chris and English|unique]] manner of speaking knows that he makes a habit of using fancy-sounding words (to him, at least) to make himself sound more intelligent than he actually is. Since Chris has no idea how to actually use these words, the results often make him sound even more like a total moron.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the video, Chris displays for all the world that he has no idea how anything works. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's first 100 days as President would be as follows:&lt;br /&gt;
* Use federal funds to create massive government housing complexes in every major city for the homeless.&lt;br /&gt;
* Drastically lower the sales tax of the state of Virginia from 5% to 2.5%&lt;br /&gt;
* Not lower &amp;quot;benefits&amp;quot; for retirees. &lt;br /&gt;
* Subsidize pharmaceutical costs for retirees.&lt;br /&gt;
* Confiscate all firearms owned by civilians.&lt;br /&gt;
* Legalize gay marriage in every member state of the United Nations.&lt;br /&gt;
* Construct FBI stations to monitor the activities of internet trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
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Ideologically, Chris's views are all over the place, ranging from conservative (e.g. slashing tax rates in half) to extremely liberal views (e.g. setting up a massive welfare initiative in the form of &amp;quot;soup hotels&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
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Notably, the &amp;quot;five percent&amp;quot; tax rate Chris wants halved refers to the Virginia sales tax rate, and not a federal income tax. Besides the fact that sales tax rates are set by the states and not by the federal government, and a President Chandler would have no power to change this, Chris's misunderstanding of the distinction between income and sales tax points to the fact that, to nobody's surprise, Barb probably filed all of Chris's taxes for him during those three incredible months when Chris was actually employed. &lt;br /&gt;
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Since Chris most likely has never seen a W2 in his entire life, his approval of cutting taxes was most likely the influence of his late father. This is also most certainly the case with the next two points, which both relate to benefits for retired persons.&lt;br /&gt;
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He would also take away all firearms from the civilian population, a direct violation of the Second Amendment of the United States Constitution. He then immediately backtracks on this idea, instead settling to just confiscate and ban the sale of ammunition. This ammunition would then be redistributed to the population in the event of an attack from 'another nation or planet&amp;quot;. Not even considering the fact that such a plan would be a logistical nightmare, Chris seems to forget that the United States already has a military to defend itself, so exactly why Chris believes the U.S. population would have to be engaged in Guerrilla-style warfare against a foreign invader is a mystery.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's final proposal is perhaps the most egregious, suggesting that the resources of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, a federal agency which is, among other things, ''dedicated to stopping foreign and domestic terrorist plots'', should be used to investigate people who type &amp;quot;ur gay&amp;quot; over the internet. &lt;br /&gt;
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In short, Chris's views on politics at that time were mostly the product of the influences of his conservative parents, combined with a well-meaning, yet naïve understanding of complex sociopolitical issues like poverty and gun violence.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Other Issues==&lt;br /&gt;
===Terrorism===&lt;br /&gt;
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On 15 [[November 2015]], Chris wrote [[Chris's Response to the Terrorism Attacks in Paris|a piece]] on the ISIS attacks in France.&lt;br /&gt;
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He demonstrated a very simplistic notion of ISIS, comparing it to a cartoon villain “looking to gather energies and power for themselves.”&lt;br /&gt;
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He also tried to understand the motives of the terrorists by using his own life experiences against trolls, saying “I feel the terrorists, regardless of country, are misguided with paranoia and fear of others.”&lt;br /&gt;
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His solution for world peace is simply to “stand together, combining our hearts and souls in the efforts to share the lights of friendship and love.” This ignores all underlying motives for sociopolitical tensions, and is a solution more fitting for a fight among small children.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Patriotism===&lt;br /&gt;
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In the 2009 [[Father Call]], Matthew called out Chris on his lack of patriotism, for making [[Twin Falling Towers]], saying, “Don't tell me you're an American.” Chris took it literally, responding with “I was born in America, I was raised in America my whole life, I never left the United States of America.”&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 050032017-2|3 May 2017]], Chris naïvely appealed to North Korea, a foreign totalitarian regime, for a coup against the President of the United States.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's Involvement in the Political Process==&lt;br /&gt;
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===2008-2012===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris, to many people's shock and horror, has voted in multiple United States presidential elections. In 2008, Chris voted for Democratic candidate Barack Obama. His main reason for doing so was the fact that he had watched a set of documentaries on both Obama and his Republican opponent, John McCain. Chris, in [[True and Honest]] form, said he voted against McCain because he couldn’t identify with him on a personal level. In December 2008, he stated:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (18 December 2008)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|I saw more of myself in Obama when I watched his A&amp;amp;E Biography, than in McCain's A&amp;amp;E Biography; both downloaded from the Playstation Store.&lt;br /&gt;
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Who would you vote for; a war hero that you couldn't feel that much for, or the guy who you feel like is similar to you in social dilemmas?}}&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's reasons for choosing Obama over McCain are understandable, given the amount of candidates, successful or otherwise, who have campaigned as a &amp;quot;man of the people.&amp;quot; However, exactly what qualities of Barack Obama an obese manchild saw in himself is currently unknown. Chris elaborated further in 2014, during [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript|a date with Catherine]]:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|I kind of felt like um, with my mental stabil-, with my mental problems and whatnot, I felt like I could similarly relate to him? I felt more related, felt more relatable to him in that sense than McCain was. As he was the, uh, prisoner in that other country he insisted, he did not want to be released early. He wanted to go out with the r-, with as s-, at the same time as errybody else. Uh I mean, that is, that is admirable [he pronounces this word all wrong].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris would go on to vote for Obama a second time in 2012 for, once again, no real reason besides his claim that he personally identified with him, saying, &amp;quot;I felt like I wanted to make sure that I had [[Chris and his Ego|good reason]] to decide from the change and having a first black president. Aside from that, cause if I had done that, if I had done it on just that alone, that would have been racist.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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===2016===&lt;br /&gt;
{{see also|Pmurt}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Cwc electionday 2016.jpg|thumb|Chris, after casting his vote for Hillary Clinton]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite having four more years of opportunities to actually understand how a country functions, Chris's reasoning for his choice in the 2016 Presidential election remained laughably shallow. Chris repeatedly made clear his preference for Democratic candidate {{w|Hillary Clinton}} during this election cycle; his main reason being that she is a [[China|woman]]. In February 2016, Chris said, &amp;quot;I feel like American [sic] needs a woman's touch finally after all these years&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Update 02/16/2016]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; as a reason for why he wanted Hillary Clinton [[Women's Rights|to become president.]] &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris did make a ''slight'' attempt to develop his political views from the Obama era. Instead of just voting for Clinton because she reminds him of himself, he read up on the issues. Unfortunately, this consisted of [[Pmurt#Chris's news sources|skimming clickbait articles]] written by LGBT activists. He also cited an episode of The Simpsons as one of his major sources for being opposed to Clinton’s opponent, Donald Trump.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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When a fan asked him for reasons to vote for Clinton, he responded:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Misc texts#Anti-Pmurt]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*Hillary will Tax the Fat Cats and fill the middle class and lower and get the country less in debt. &lt;br /&gt;
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*She is PRO-LGBTQ and Immigrants&lt;br /&gt;
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*She is more beneficial for EVERYONE in General.&lt;br /&gt;
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*AND, this country is long Overdue for a Woman's touch.&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite claiming to be a feminist, the sexism in Chris's &amp;quot;woman's touch&amp;quot; remarks seems to elude him.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has also given [[Pmurt#Opposition to Trump|many reasons for opposing Trump]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===2016 Election Results===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Feelings of the election results (720p 30fps H264-192kbit AAC).mp400001.png|thumb|Chris, after learning of the election results]]&lt;br /&gt;
On 9 [[November 2016]], Chris reacted to news of Donald Trump’s victory over Hillary Clinton [[Pmurt#Death Threats|by throwing a huge temper tantrum]]. During that time, he:&lt;br /&gt;
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*Asked someone to kill Trump with “a sniper rifle”&lt;br /&gt;
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*Made videos and Facebook posts depicting the President-elect, and later the Vice President-elect, being murdered in effigy, using Transformers and Legos&lt;br /&gt;
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*Posted to the comments section of a LGBT Facebook page and asked its readers to pray for Trump’s death&lt;br /&gt;
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He also signed [[Pmurt#Anti-Trump petitions|an online petition]] asking the Electoral College to disregard the results of the 2016 election and install Clinton into the presidency which did not happen.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has refused to recognize Pmurt as his president, saying, “[[Chris and reality|Trump is Not president, mayor, or Anything in Cwcville.]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[November 2016 Facebook posts#I'm done adulting]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Open Letter to Pmurt on the LGBT===&lt;br /&gt;
Upon reading that Pmurt had said he would sign the {{w|First Amendment Defense Act}} if passed by Congress, a bill opposed by liberals due to potentially enabling discrimination against the LGBT community, Chris first reacted by [[December 2016 Facebook posts#Advocate or die, Trump!|making a death threat]], then writing [[December 2016 Facebook posts#A puzzler for Trump|an open letter]] directed at Pmurt.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Hey! #DonaldTrump. I have a puzzler for you.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the alternate reality/dimension/universe where A, Every person there is the Opposite born gender from here (in an example, the Donald Trump there is a Woman, and Every President of the United States of America there has been Female), and B, the LGBTQ is the Norm and the discrimination happens against the Straight People. Would You, the Donald Trump of This reality/dimension/universe, allow the Donald Trump(ette) in That opposite reality/dimension/universe, Sign the Anti-Straight Law, that would allow discrimination of Yourself, Ever?&lt;br /&gt;
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If your answer is No, then it should be fit that you Not discriminate against us, the LGBTQ, as the people there Discriminate against the Straight.&lt;br /&gt;
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Yet, if your answer remains Yes, then you, sir, would end up being a Self-Loathing Person, as you allowed the continuing of Discrimination of Yourself in that reality/dimension/universe that is the Very Same Planet, AND the Very Same United States of America, that You, Yourself, regardless, dare to reside and take office in.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;#DonaldTrump&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;, Abdicate the Office and let Hillary Clinton run this country, For the Love of Religion, and for any shred of Self-Love you have for yourself. Or die from yours or someone else's hand.&lt;br /&gt;
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Good day. }}&lt;br /&gt;
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Though confusing, Chris's point seems to be that he wants Pmurt to consider the perspective of a LGBT-oriented person before making his decision on the bill. Aside from the death threat at the end, it is a fair effort by Chris, whose own [[autism]] often makes it difficult for himself to empathize with other people. In any case, said bill was never passed or signed by Pmurt.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2020===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Right on! I say No to Drumpftastic [[Mathematics|infinity squared]].|Chris, giving support to the Biden/Harris campaign in response to Jason Alexander's endorsement.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[October 2020 social media posts#No to Drumpftastic]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:YangGang.png|thumb|left|For a time, Chris was part of the Yang Gang.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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By the time he encountered the Idea Guys, Chris had shifted his focus from being invested in following [[SLGBTQ|LGBT+ groups]] to being invested in his [[Chris and coping|imaginary world]]. Without the influence from LGBT groups, Chris seemed to have left his hatred of Trump and his interest in politics behind, preferring to occupy himself with his [[polyamorous marriage]]s and alternate [[dimensions]]. Nonethelss, Chris vocalized his support for Andrew Yang in [[October 2019]], during the lead-up to the Democratic Party primaries to select a nominee for President. This was most likely due to Yang's support of universal basic income, which Chris probably hoped would upgrade his [[monthly tugboat]] significantly. Conversely, he practically ignored any and all news concerning Trump's impeachment in [[December 2019]] and the months that followed, which demonstrated Chris's comparative lack of interest in politics at this point in time. After all, the impeachment process would have been the earliest point that he could have been removed in office besides January 2021, presuming that he lost his 2020 re-election bid (which he eventually did).&lt;br /&gt;
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However, Chris did become slightly more engaged with politics much closer to the 2020 election, starting around the time that news that Donald Trump contracted [[COVID-19]] got out. Taking to [[October 2020 social media posts|social media]] during [[October 2020]], he replied to [[Ben Saint]] to dispel his claims that Chris was responsible for Trump's ailment via a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]]; Chris also took a moment to proclaim that COVID-19 would '''not''' be the cause Trump's demise, but that his end will come by other means, as [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid|his death]] is foretold as part of Chris's own [[Dimensional Merge]] prophecies. He then vocalized support for Democratic Presidential and Vice Presidential candidates Joe Biden and Kamala Harris a few days later, after their respective debates against Donald Trump and Mike Pence, ensuring that they received the critical Sonichu vote in the election. Chris also appreciated the schadenfreude of someone reportedly hacking into Trump's [[Twitter]] account after it was reported to have very minimal security protection. True to Chris's prophecy, Trump recovered from his infection.&lt;br /&gt;
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The actual election arrived on 3 November. Despite Chris’s opposition to Trump, and the uncertainty of the election, he tweeted that he would vote for Lisa Simpson, likely due to his belief that she would lead the nation after the Merge.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[November 2020 social media posts##LisaSimpson2020]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Provisional results indicate that Chris may be one of only two {{w|write-in candidate|write-in}} voters in Ruckersville.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://results.elections.virginia.gov/vaelections/2020%20November%20General/Site/Locality/GREENE_COUNTY/President_and_Vice_President.html Unofficial Election Results], Virginia Department of Elections&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;!-- TODO: Confirm if Chris actually wrote-in Lisa. --&amp;gt; Regardless of whether or not Chris really wasted his vote on Lisa Simpson, Biden then won Virginia later that night by nearly ten points, and eventually won enough states for both an electoral college and popular vote victory over Trump. Chris eventually [[November 2020 social media posts#Pmurt|watched a ''Saturday Night Live'' segment that he later tweeted about]], expressing jubilation that Trump would not get a second term.&lt;br /&gt;
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Amid a recent attempt to retreat into his fantasy world,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[December 2020 social media posts#The Merge is apparently on]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris did not comment on the outcome of the run-off Senate races in Georgia, which gave Biden a bare majority in the Senate, the {{w|2021 storming of the United States Capitol|storming of the US Capital}} on the following day, or Trump's second impeachment on charges of incitement to insurrection as a result of the storming. However, Chris did comment on Trump's ban from Twitter, which also occurred as a result of the storming.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[January 2021 social media posts#Donald Trump]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Barack Obama]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pmurt]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[United States of America]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CWCville]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and oration]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sources==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{PoliticalVideos}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Chris and}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Politics]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Midnightoil</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Creamarina_(Twitter_Account)&amp;diff=289550</id>
		<title>Creamarina (Twitter Account)</title>
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		<updated>2022-05-29T20:09:52Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Midnightoil: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Merge|MKRNightVee|MKR DMs}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Chris Chan’s making [[Dungeons and Dragons]] Progression! Oh, My Fuck!|A tweet by Chris.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Creamarina.jpg|thumb|Profile picture, based on Ulala from the ''{{w|Space Channel 5}}'' series.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Creamarina''' is a Twitter account created by [[MKRNightVee]], who shared it with Chris to enable him to evade blocks people set on his other accounts.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Misc texts#Creamarina]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The account originated during the [[TF2 Analysis]] saga, when many bronies blocked him on his main Twitter account. The profile picture features MKRNightVee's artwork.&lt;br /&gt;
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The account came to the attention of an observer on 28 January 2019 who noticed that, of the 60 accounts it was following, 50 were known to either be actively followed by Chris or confirmed to be have blocked him on his main account.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-1-24-chriss-new-twitter-sock-account.52584/post-4255737&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; At the time, the account had no tweets.&lt;br /&gt;
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However, months later, Chris seems to have felt it was safe enough to tweet.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/Creamarina1/with_replies&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Only a few tweets were made, which match his writing style.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Tweets==&lt;br /&gt;
===Advice for brony===&lt;br /&gt;
2 [[September 2019]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Josh Scorcher (brony who blocked Chris's main Twitter account):&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxgreen|Ughgh.... I'm super torn right now. Spoilers for the MLP series finale keep showing up in my YouTube recommended feed and they've already blown some things for me, it's Endgame all over again. Should I just... watch the leaked episodes so people don't spoil me?}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris (during his phase of being [[possessed]] by [[Magi-Chan]]):&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxpurple|Hold your composure, Josh; you have the option to select the three dots by the preview of the video and click “Not Interested”. Keep your gaze clear of the leaks; I warn and urge you. ''[Purple heart]'' ''[High voltage sign]''}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Passive-aggressive remark to End Games===&lt;br /&gt;
30 [[January 2020]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[The End Games]] (card game shop which declined to undo Chris's ban) posted a tweet advertising their [[Dungeons and Dragons]] group.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris quoted a tweet from his main [[CPU_CWCSonichu]] account about his Dungeons and Dragons character sheet, and tweeted:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Chris Chan’s making Dungeons and Dragons Progression! Oh, My Fuck!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===What animal is Josh Scorcher?===&lt;br /&gt;
5 [[December 2020]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Josh Scorcher:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|Just curious, what animal(s) do you guys associate me with and why?}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Well, for one, your pony OC and all of his devilish ways. Mwa-ha-ha to say the least. If I had to pick another animal for you, instincts are telling me goat or ram. I’m not sure, but I feel like something with horns would be relatable with you.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[TwiSparLicious]], Chris's previous block evasion attempt.&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://twitter.com/Creamarina1/with_replies Creamarina Twitter account]&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{SoftExileSaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Social media}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Articleofthenow}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Midnightoil</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Passive_observers&amp;diff=289451</id>
		<title>Passive observers</title>
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		<updated>2022-05-27T22:45:54Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Midnightoil: /* Why passive observation works */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;When people first hear of Chris, they may become interested or fascinated. While some will degenerate into [[Unholy_Quintet#White_Knights|White Knights]], [[Unholy_Quintet#A-Logs|A-Logs]], [[Unholy_Quintet#Enablers|Enablers]], [[Unholy_Quintet#Weens|Weens]], or [[Unholy_Quintet#Carpetbaggers|Carpetbaggers]],there are those who choose to keep their distance from Chris and don't want to be a [[Weening#Arguments_against_weening|negative influence]] on him. &lt;br /&gt;
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These select people are what we call '''passive observers'''. They enjoy Chris's antics from the delightful view of the moral high-ground while not directly interfering with Chris's life, and recognise that Chris really needs help from the people around him and trained professionals, not random people on the internet. Having a [[watchmen|support group]] online of people who have your back is ok, but you're not going to convince him that the [[Dimensional Merge|dimensional merge]] wont happen by pretending to be [[CPU]] Silver heart of the [[Wikipedia:LeapPad#Models|LeapPad Ultimate]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Cwcki as passive observers==&lt;br /&gt;
Some passive observers decide to record the more interesting and comedic events of Chris's life. On the [[Cwcki]], avoiding direct contact with Chris is essential, along with trying to remain unbiased, but a little ribbing is ok. The Cwcki's wealth of information over the years has been gained from Chris's inability to keep information to himself, his incredible [[Honest_Content|honesty]] has made sure we know everything we [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|need to know]] without having to befriend him. Open-ended questions have also been a good way to get information in the past, as we've discovered from [[mailbags]], and details of how to ask Chris a good question are provided [[Passive_observers#Q&amp;amp;A Advisory Guidelines|below]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Criteria==&lt;br /&gt;
Passive Observers are strongly discouraged from doing the following:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Attempting to contact Chris - Do not directly message Chris on any of the social platforms he is on. If Chris tries to contact you or mentions you in a comment, ignore him.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[White knight|Defending]] Chris - Chris is by no means innocent and he is beyond help from people who aren't professionals - which you most likely aren't.&lt;br /&gt;
* Expressing [[A-Logging|hatred]] for Chris and over exaggerating his flaws - This makes you no better than Chris. If you really hate whatever Chris is doing, you don’t need to threaten him over it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Enablers|Encouraging]] Chris’ bad habits - Playing along with his lifestyle is a very bad idea, as it only gives him more of a reason to remain as childish as ever.&lt;br /&gt;
* Attempts to [[Weening|troll or annoy]] Chris - This is not only is most likely to fail, it's also fruitless and often comes back to bite you in the ass.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Carpetbaggers|Profiting off of]] Chris's infamy for dishonest, self-serving purposes - Probably the scummiest thing you can do with Chris. While there is nothing wrong with documenting his life or making fanart, it must be done with integrity in mind.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Q&amp;amp;A Advisory Guidelines==&lt;br /&gt;
In some scenarios, it’s perfectly fine to ask Chris questions under some set conditions:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Make sure your question is actually for getting important details from Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
* Don't get too intimate with him. Chris is not your friend and likely never will be.&lt;br /&gt;
* Avoid asking repetitive questions like “When’s the next comic coming out?” or “Is Barb still alive?”.&lt;br /&gt;
* On the rare chance that Chris vehemently refuses to answer, just leave it at that and stop asking. If it doesn't work the first time, chances are it won't work the next hundred times.&lt;br /&gt;
* Your question must not be a [[Weening#Arguments_against_weening|negative influence]] on Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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If you are an editor of the CWCki and you'd like to ask Chris a question yourself, then you should post [[User:Anaxis/CWC Questions Depository|here]]. Just be sure to look through the various [[Discord Q&amp;amp;A]] sessions in order to make sure that your question hasn't already been asked, and remember to follow the guidelines.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Why passive observation works==&lt;br /&gt;
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===You don't have to risk becoming an easy target===&lt;br /&gt;
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===Concerns with privacy===&lt;br /&gt;
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===Prevention of further degrading a mentally ill man's sense of reality===&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Unholy Quintet]] - How not to observe Chris.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Midnightoil</name></author>
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