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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Voicemail_greeting&amp;diff=198328</id>
		<title>Voicemail greeting</title>
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		<updated>2016-06-04T20:34:23Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mikau: /* June 2015 */&lt;/p&gt;
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[[Chris]]'s '''voicemail greeting''' is something which many [[trolls]] have experienced when attempting to call Chris. The greetings have been changed numerous times and their content has varied greatly over time, ranging from straightforward to downright bizarre. This article is not an exhaustive record of the greetings Chris has used (as he may have changed it and no one bothered to tell us), but is nonetheless a good collection of messages spanning a period of almost 3 years.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Examples of Chris's voicemail greeting ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[January 2009|22 January 2009]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
Hello. You have reached the cellphone of Christian Weston Chandler, the TRUE and ORIGINAL creator of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]. So le- leave a message. Please [indistinguishable] do so at the beep, oh and leave your name and number, and I may get back to you as soon as possible, have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYJKS79PZbc Listen here!]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[Car Pranks|2 August 2009]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
Hello. You have reached the cellphone of Christian Weston Chandler. I'm sorry I could not answer right now, but please leave your name message, telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. And I was advised heavily by my [[Bob Chandler|publicist]] and my [[Jay Z|lawyers]] to not do any interviews or a documentaries whatsoever. Even in--[[Chris and his ego|because I got so much reputation--and at stake--at the current time]]. Also if this is a, uh, troll trying to troll me back, do you think how much [[Minor CWC-isms|trollin' stupid]]? I'm not [[Naïve|trollin' stupid]], ''you're'' [[Slow-in-the-minds|trollin' stupid]]. Have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[March 2011|1 March 2011]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
I'm sorry, but the person you are trying to reach is [[Greene County Conspiracy|very paranoid of cyber-bullies]] at this time. If you are coming in on restricted, unknown, or [[Chris and English|out-of-state-of-Virginia number]], please do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again. Message 1-5-8.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[April 2011|19 April 2011]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Hellooo, I'm not available to answer the phone right now, please leave your name, message, and telephone number and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[http://www.mediafire.com/?85bb6bbjb3cdw52 Listen here!]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== c. [[May 2011]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Autism|Hello. Leave message. Goodbye]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4HaqaJmYHQ Listen here!]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== 13 May 2011===&lt;br /&gt;
Hello. Please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Otherwise if this is an unsolicited call or you are a person I have not met personally before this call do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again! I repeat: If I don't know you, we have not met personally before, do NOT dial this number again. Otherwise leave a message. I will get back to you or whatever. Have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejDsO39UzxU Listen here!]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[June 2011|20 June 2011]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Hello, you have reached the cellphone. Ye-listen, [[Chris and Reality|I screen my calls]], so it is very unlikely that I will ever pickup on you especially if I have not met you in person. So you're better off just leaving a message, and I will listen to it, I may or may not get back. Don't call my number again- ha-had repeatedly. So, yeah, with that, you have reached the cellphone, please leave your name, message, and telephone number, I may get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJj353Vb4S4 Listen here!]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?ko58be75hfxos53 Download here!]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[July 2011|2 July 2011]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Hello, please leave a message at the beep and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[http://www.mediafire.com/?ttgxwn408260amp Download here!]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== 15 July 2011===&lt;br /&gt;
Hello, you have [[Chris and English|reach sh-cell phone. Christian Chandler]]. Please leave your name, message, and phone number and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
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*No recording.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[December 2011|6 December 2011]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Hello, [[Chris and health|I'm sick]].  Don't call this number again. Otherwise leave a message at the beep... Have a good day...&lt;br /&gt;
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_Qw2P8aCZY Listen here!]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== 9 December 2011 ===&lt;br /&gt;
Hello. Please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiEO8e0clmU&amp;amp;list=UUPvfRHS7wdHIvlApyeC4fuQ&amp;amp;feature=plcp  Listen here!]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[February 2012|11 February 2012]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Hello, all unsolicited calls will be deleted! Other than that, please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and we will considerably get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day!&lt;br /&gt;
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR5Ar5bTayQ Listen here!]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?da8lcodm440fzkl Download here!]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[April 2012|30 April 2012]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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[''maniacal laughter''] You [[trolls]] got ''served''! [''maniacal laughter''] Oh, you know what to do after the beep.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0snPhz2eaVs Listen here!]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJNkYvLe7Bk Or here!]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[May 2012| 3 May 2012]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
Hello, leave your name message and telephone number after the beep. Have a good day. &lt;br /&gt;
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*No recording&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[May 2012| 6 May 2012]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
Hello, please leave your name and number and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day. &lt;br /&gt;
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*No recording&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[May 2012| 20 May 2012]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
Hello, please leave your name, message, and telephone number and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
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*No recording&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[June 2012| 4 June 2012]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
Your call is being forwarded to an &amp;quot;I don't give a damn&amp;quot; service! Do not stay on the line! Do not dial this number ever again in your lifetime! Goodbye!&lt;br /&gt;
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyWZN8USLgA&amp;amp;feature=plcp Listen here!]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.2shared.com/audio/La_62LqD/ddd.html Download here!]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[June 2012| 12 June 2012]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
Hello. [[Autism|I do not understand people]]. Leave me alone, or leave me a message with your name--telephone number, leave message...I'll get back to you...if I know you in person...or...somethin'. Whatever. Um... have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[http://www.mediafire.com/?ktad1ii64kdutpn Download here!]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpCoGu7KWeA&amp;amp;feature=youtu.be Listen here!]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Between Mid-[[2012]] and Mid-[[2014]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
[''singing''] Believe it or not, this is Christian Chandler's phone. Please leave a message at the beep. I must be busy, or I'd pick up the phone. What the hell now? Believe it or not, I'm really [[stress]]ed.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[http://youtu.be/wvcgYjxUKz4 Listen here!]&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[January 2015]]===&lt;br /&gt;
[''in an overly-feminine tone''] Hello, you have reached this cellphone. Leave your name and address and telephone number and I '''''may''''' get back to yooouu. Have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Asr0yWbjtQc&amp;amp;feature=youtu.be Listen here!]&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[June 2015]]===&lt;br /&gt;
''(in a voice not unlike a 50-year-old woman)'' Hello! You have reached Christine's CELLphone. Please leave your name, message, and telephone ''(voice cracks)'' number, and I may get back to you soon. Have a good day!&lt;br /&gt;
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*[https://youtu.be/PMEc066-6YE?t=18 Listen here!]&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[December 2015]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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''This message is based on George's message from the [[Seinfeld]] episode &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:The Susie|The Susie]]&amp;quot;.''&lt;br /&gt;
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Believe it or not, Christine's not in, please leave a message at the beep! I must be busy or I'd pick up the phone. What am I doing? Believe it or not, I'm occupied!&lt;br /&gt;
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=33&amp;amp;v=3uZsU3QCGHI Listen here!]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Phone calls]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mikau</name></author>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris%27s_Specimen_Sample&amp;diff=198315</id>
		<title>Chris's Specimen Sample</title>
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		<updated>2016-06-04T18:43:18Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mikau: /* Transcript */ cleaning up&lt;/p&gt;
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'''[[Chris]]'s [[Semen|Specimen]] Sample''', titled &amp;quot;horrible&amp;quot; by the uploader, is a video that was leaked on [[February 2016|February 27, 2016]] to the Kiwi Farms by Marvin. In this video, we see Chris walk up stairs to his [[kitchen]], which is notably more cleaner than usual, and pull out his [[Semen|&amp;quot;specimen&amp;quot;]] in a tupperware box from a freezer. What Chris doesn't realize is that by throwing samples of [[navy]] into a standard freezer, the ice crystals created ruin any cells in the samples, thus making them useless. This video also marks [[Pollo]]'s second appearance on camera.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = horrible&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|ULDGgv35otw}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 26 [[February 2016]]&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Crazy|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
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| saga           = {{Tomgirl|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
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| previous       = [[Update: 2/25/16]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Jeff is Beyond Denounced.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
''Chris is sitting on his bed.''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''' : Hello Samantha and Ellie, this is- I'm Christine Chandler.&lt;br /&gt;
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''[[Pollo]] comes to investigate, and wanders in front of the camera.''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''' : ''(in babyish voice)'' This is my cat, Pollo. Hi, buddy. Hmmm, you're a sweet kitty.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''' : Anyway so, yeah- this is me and uh, I'm the one who's uh g-- offerin' to lettin' the spern out-- lettin' the sperm out. I put out a sam-- I put out a fresh sample earlier today, I put it in the fridge upstairs which I'll gladly go upstairs and show you in a moment.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''' : But yes, I am a lesbian trans woman and I have-- I been famous for my characters and books and whatnot for over a decade.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''' : This is-- everything I said is true and the only thing I regret would be the uh... things I've recorded in the past I was blackmailed into doing, or against my original will that would never do personally or regularly.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''' : Alright, so let's go upstairs and I'll show y'all.&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Chris gets off his enormous ass and walks up the stairs, camera pointed at his [[manboobs]] most of the way.]''&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Chris opens the freezer and pulls out a Tupperware container with a white, frozen mass sitting at the bottom.]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''' : Yeah- here's- uh, the sample I put out today. I labeled it carefully. You can tell it's not as frozen yet compared to the older samples.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''' : Yeah, that was like less than a year ago.&lt;br /&gt;
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''(Chris faces camera, smug expression on his [[Tomgirl|not-remotely-feminine]] face)''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''' : But, anyway, that's all very good and everything so hopefully y'all will [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|still consider me for your donor]].&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''' : Thank you and have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2016]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mikau</name></author>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Sweetheart_Videos&amp;diff=175224</id>
		<title>Template:Sweetheart Videos</title>
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		<updated>2014-10-07T20:28:08Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mikau: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Navbox&lt;br /&gt;
|name       = Sweetheart Videos&lt;br /&gt;
|title      = [[Chris]]'s [[videos]] for [[gal pal|gal-pals]] and [[List of Chris's sweethearts|sweethearts]]&lt;br /&gt;
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|group1=[[Gal-pals]]&lt;br /&gt;
|list1=[[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May]] • [[CWC Callout for Miss Emily and Stephanie]] • [[Apology to Emily]] • [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|Fart Song for Flora]] • [[Chris's Big Night Out]] • [[Chris's Big Night Out II]] • [[I'm Sorry, Dude]] &lt;br /&gt;
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|group2=[[Ivy]]&lt;br /&gt;
|list2=[[CWC's Message for Ivy]] • [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]] • [[Chris Sings Lovin' You]] • [[The Return of Kimmi]] • [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy]] • [[For My Sweetest Ivy]] • [[A CWC Audition]] • [[More for the crabs]] • [[CWC's &amp;quot;It's All Coming Back To Me&amp;quot;]] • [[Bunny Hop]]&lt;br /&gt;
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|group3=[[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
|list3=[[CWC - Hand Drawn Original]] • [[For Kacey from CWC]] • [[I Love You Kacey]] • [[For Kacey II]] • [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]] • [[Greetings to Kaceys Folks]] • [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler]] • [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You]] • [[CWC is sad|On Kacey's wedding]]&lt;br /&gt;
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|group4=[[Jackie]]&lt;br /&gt;
|list4='''2010:''' [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|For J-R's Eyes Only]] • [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|To Jackie, with Love]] • [[Song for Jackie.MOV|Song for Jackie]] • [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|Lars' Ship has Sunk]] • [[New Address]] • [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|Lars Is Jivin']] • [[100 2266|The Grimace cosplay]] • [[I like Mary Poppins‎]] • [[100 2269|Paul McCartney]] • [[ECV 00002|Chris-Chan Sonichu cosplay]] • [[WelcometoBollywood]] • [[ToJackie]] &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''2011-12:''' [[Chris and Jackie's Date‎]] • [[Who's Your Brony?]] • [[Forgot the Glitter‎]] • [[Cakefarts]] • &amp;quot;[[The Red-Maned Deer]]&amp;quot; • [[You're Always Pretty]] • [[Little Tomboy Blue‎]] • &amp;quot;[[Teenage Dream]]&amp;quot; • [[Cheerleader]]&lt;br /&gt;
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|group5=Others&lt;br /&gt;
|list5=[[CWC Update 8 February 2009|Reaction to Panda's death in fire]] • [[Ode to Julie]] • [[For Julie's Eyes Only]] • [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters]] • [[&amp;quot;Damian Antaria&amp;quot;, PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!]] • [[I Love You, Catherine]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&amp;lt;noinclude&amp;gt;{{usage|1=This is a navigational template (navbox) for articles related to Chris's videos about [[gal-pals]]. The format for using this template is as follows:&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>Mikau</name></author>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:I_Love_You,_Catherine&amp;diff=175083</id>
		<title>Talk:I Love You, Catherine</title>
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		<updated>2014-10-05T02:28:47Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mikau: Created page with &amp;quot;Transcript is done. If someone wants to format it better, you're very welcome to. ~~~~&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Transcript is done. If someone wants to format it better, you're very welcome to. [[User:Mikau|Mikau]] ([[User talk:Mikau|talk]]) 02:28, 5 October 2014 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mikau</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=I_Love_You,_Catherine&amp;diff=175081</id>
		<title>I Love You, Catherine</title>
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		<updated>2014-10-05T02:27:49Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mikau: /* Transcript */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&amp;quot;I Love You, Catherine&amp;quot; is a video uploaded to [[YouTube]], by [[Chris]], on [[October 2014|October 4, 2014]]. The video contains an apology to a [[Gal-pal|girl]] named Catherine, who is presumably the [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|mystery sweetheart]] Chris had posted about on [[Facebook]] in previous months. It should be noted that Chris is seen wearing [[Tomgirl|a skirt and stockings]] throughout the entirety of the video, while also sporting his old [[Manchester High School|high school]] sweatshirt.&lt;br /&gt;
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Note that the video has a murky green tint, despite Chris having gotten a better camcorder as shown in &amp;quot;[[Hello, my sweety baby]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Summary==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = I Love You, Catherine&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|tvMWpKKw8k4}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 4 [[October 2014]]&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Tomgirl|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Tour of Chris's House II]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
''[&amp;quot;[[wikipedia:Theme from A Summer Place|Theme from A Summer Place]]&amp;quot; playing in background]''&lt;br /&gt;
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--is Christian Chandler, of Ruckersville, Virginia. I'm recording this vi-video because I have... apologies to make. I want to apologize to, uh... Shayna, who was a good friend of mine - but not my s- girlfriend - uh, been helping me- been helping me out in relaying details and whatnot amongst, uh, my... sweetheart, another one of my gal-pals, and uh, uh... *stress sigh*... new... man of the hour. Anyway, um, alright, Shayna has been relaying messages on and off between me and, uh, uh... his name is Colin, and, uh, my sc-school gal-pal Rebecca who introduced me to Shayna in the first place. Anyway, I, uh, with my sweetheart, uh, everyone oughta know her by now who knows me, because they found the CD I gave her. Yeah, her name is Catherine. So, yeah, with that, uh, I would really appreciate having the CD sent back to me and I'll make sure she gets it cuz it's the master copy as well as the master print and handwriting in there, so I would really mu- appreciate getting that back. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anyway, I've royally screwed up here, because, uh, while Catherine was in New York recently, for, uh, a bachelorette party of a friend of Shayna's, uh... [deep swallow followed by sigh] sh- yeah, uh, Colin asked her and Shayna asked her to go out for a sailboat ride. Uh, Shayna couldn't make it but Catherine went. They had a good ti- they had a fun time on the boat. Nothing else happened. Colin treated her with respect, and I'm guessing kept his distance, but definitely respected my sweetheart, and uh... I made assumptions because I did not know better and I had other fears in my mind as well. I had, uh, assumed Colin was the type that would take advantage of other women, and, uh... most importantly, Cat- my Catherine, and I had assumed from what he told me that, uh, it was kind of, uh, lackadaisical, and insincere. Would not take, uh, would not listen to me very seriously. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anyway, I beg to put it into a pun, I've made an ass of myself by making so many assumptions. Anyway, it all turned out very bad, especially for, uh... Catherine... and me. I've just been feeling really bad about that. Uh... I'm sorry, Shayna, for putting you through the in-between people-- work-- luh, I appreciate you doing that very much. And Colin, I'm very sorry for all the assumptions I made about you. I would like to think better of you as a person, and I... I trust you-- I am trusting you from the-- all that, yeah. And most importantly, I'm very sorry to my sweetheart Catherine. [Chris facepalms] I just... She's been going through a lot as well... she need- she needed a good time as well to get away from the bad things of life that's bothering her, but it's relevant to her father. That's all I'm gonna say about that. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anyway, Catherine, you mean the world to me sweetheart, I really do, and.. I mean to treat you as a partner, I do. And I don't mean to treat you as a child, uh... I've been going under a lot of my own stresses lately. Especially as a response to everything, and I... [Chris facepalms again] I miss my father every day... Sigh.. It all hurts. My heart and soul, they what to you, Catherine, they really-- I-I really do send my heart out so if you wanna keep it with you, keep my heart and soul as well. I love and I care about you so much and I respect you and I mean very well in my intentions. Always. Even if they aren't the best impulses out of all that. I'm very sorry for all the mistakes I've made. [Chris facepalms a third time, then starts his godawful singing.] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I can't stop loving you~ &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Deep within my heart~ &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I don't know all the lyrics~ &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So I'll just sing from the bottom of my heart~ &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
and the depths of my soul~&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[dramatic pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I love you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
...&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mikau</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=I_Love_You,_Catherine&amp;diff=175080</id>
		<title>I Love You, Catherine</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=I_Love_You,_Catherine&amp;diff=175080"/>
		<updated>2014-10-05T02:27:23Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mikau: /* Transcript */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;quot;I Love You, Catherine&amp;quot; is a video uploaded to [[YouTube]], by [[Chris]], on [[October 2014|October 4, 2014]]. The video contains an apology to a [[Gal-pal|girl]] named Catherine, who is presumably the [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|mystery sweetheart]] Chris had posted about on [[Facebook]] in previous months. It should be noted that Chris is seen wearing [[Tomgirl|a skirt and stockings]] throughout the entirety of the video, while also sporting his old [[Manchester High School|high school]] sweatshirt.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Note that the video has a murky green tint, despite Chris having gotten a better camcorder as shown in &amp;quot;[[Hello, my sweety baby]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Summary==&lt;br /&gt;
...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = I Love You, Catherine&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|tvMWpKKw8k4}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 4 [[October 2014]]&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Tomgirl|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Tour of Chris's House II]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
''[&amp;quot;[[wikipedia:Theme from A Summer Place|Theme from A Summer Place]]&amp;quot; playing in background]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
--is Christian Chandler, of Ruckersville, Virginia. I'm recording this vi-video because I have... apologies to make. I want to apologize to, uh... Shayna, who was a good friend of mine - but not my s- girlfriend - uh, been helping me- been helping me out in relaying details and whatnot amongst, uh, my... sweetheart, another one of my gal-pals, and uh, uh... *stress sigh*... new... man of the hour. Anyway, um, alright, Shayna has been relaying messages on and off between me and, uh, uh... his name is Colin, and, uh, my sc-school gal-pal Rebecca who introduced me to Shayna in the first place. Anyway, I, uh, with my sweetheart, uh, everyone oughta know her by now who knows me, because they found the CD I gave her. Yeah, her name is Catherine. So, yeah, with that, uh, I would really appreciate having the CD sent back to me and I'll make sure she gets it cuz it's the master copy as well as the master print and handwriting in there, so I would really mu- appreciate getting that back. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anyway, I've royally screwed up here, because, uh, while Catherine was in New York recently, for, uh, a bachelorette party of a friend of Shayna's, uh... [deep swallow followed by sigh] sh- yeah, uh, Colin asked her and Shayna asked her to go out for a sailboat ride. Uh, Shayna couldn't make it but Catherine went. They had a good ti- they had a fun time on the boat. Nothing else happened. Colin treated her with respect, and I'm guessing kept his distance, but definitely respected my sweetheart, and uh... I made assumptions because I did not know better and I had other fears in my mind as well. I had, uh, assumed Colin was the type that would take advantage of other women, and, uh... most importantly, Cat- my Catherine, and I had assumed from what he told me that, uh, it was kind of, uh, lackadaisical, and insincere. Would not take, uh, would not listen to me very seriously. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anyway, I beg to put it into a pun, I've made an ass of myself by making so many assumptions. Anyway, it all turned out very bad, especially for, uh... Catherine... and me. I've just been feeling really bad about that. Uh... I'm sorry, Shayna, for putting you through the in-between people-- work-- luh, I appreciate you doing that very much. And Colin, I'm very sorry for all the assumptions I made about you. I would like to think better of you as a person, and I... I trust you-- I am trusting you from the-- all that, yeah. And most importantly, I'm very sorry to my sweetheart Catherine. [Chris facepalms] I just... She's been going through a lot as well... she need- she needed a good time as well to get away from the bad things of life that's bothering her, but it's relevant to her father. That's all I'm gonna say about that. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anyway, Catherine, you mean the world to me sweetheart, I really do, and.. I mean to treat you as a partner, I do. And I don't mean to treat you as a child, uh... I've been going under a lot of my own stresses lately. Especially as a response to everything, and I... [Chris facepalms again] I miss my father every day... Sigh.. It all hurts. My heart and soul, they what to you, Catherine, they really-- I-I really do send my heart out so if you wanna keep it with you, keep my heart and soul as well. I love and I care about you so much and I respect you and I mean very well in my intentions. Always. Even if they aren't the best impulses out of all that. I'm very sorry for all the mistakes I've made. [Chris facepalms a third time, then starts his godawful singing.] I can't stop loving you~ Deep within my heart~ I don't know all the lyrics~ So I'll just sing from the bottom of my heart~ and the depths of my soul~&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[dramatic pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I love you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
...&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mikau</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=I_Love_You,_Catherine&amp;diff=175079</id>
		<title>I Love You, Catherine</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=I_Love_You,_Catherine&amp;diff=175079"/>
		<updated>2014-10-05T02:26:40Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mikau: /* Transcript */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;quot;I Love You, Catherine&amp;quot; is a video uploaded to [[YouTube]], by [[Chris]], on [[October 2014|October 4, 2014]]. The video contains an apology to a [[Gal-pal|girl]] named Catherine, who is presumably the [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|mystery sweetheart]] Chris had posted about on [[Facebook]] in previous months. It should be noted that Chris is seen wearing [[Tomgirl|a skirt and stockings]] throughout the entirety of the video, while also sporting his old [[Manchester High School|high school]] sweatshirt.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Note that the video has a murky green tint, despite Chris having gotten a better camcorder as shown in &amp;quot;[[Hello, my sweety baby]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Summary==&lt;br /&gt;
...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = I Love You, Catherine&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|tvMWpKKw8k4}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 4 [[October 2014]]&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Tomgirl|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Tour of Chris's House II]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
''[&amp;quot;[[wikipedia:Theme from A Summer Place|Theme from A Summer Place]]&amp;quot; playing in background]''&lt;br /&gt;
...&lt;br /&gt;
--is Christian Chandler, of Ruckersville, Virginia. I'm recording this vi-video because I have... apologies to make. I want to apologize to, uh... Shayna, who was a good friend of mine - but not my s- girlfriend - uh, been helping me- been helping me out in relaying details and whatnot amongst, uh, my... sweetheart, another one of my gal-pals, and uh, uh... *stress sigh*... new... man of the hour. Anyway, um, alright, Shayna has been relaying messages on and off between me and, uh, uh... his name is Colin, and, uh, my sc-school gal-pal Rebecca who introduced me to Shayna in the first place. Anyway, I, uh, with my sweetheart, uh, everyone oughta know her by now who knows me, because they found the CD I gave her. Yeah, her name is Catherine. So, yeah, with that, uh, I would really appreciate having the CD sent back to me and I'll make sure she gets it cuz it's the master copy as well as the master print and handwriting in there, so I would really mu- appreciate getting that back. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anyway, I've royally screwed up here, because, uh, while Catherine was in New York recently, for, uh, a bachelorette party of a friend of Shayna's, uh... [deep swallow followed by sigh] sh- yeah, uh, Colin asked her and Shayna asked her to go out for a sailboat ride. Uh, Shayna couldn't make it but Catherine went. They had a good ti- they had a fun time on the boat. Nothing else happened. Colin treated her with respect, and I'm guessing kept his distance, but definitely respected my sweetheart, and uh... I made assumptions because I did not know better and I had other fears in my mind as well. I had, uh, assumed Colin was the type that would take advantage of other women, and, uh... most importantly, Cat- my Catherine, and I had assumed from what he told me that, uh, it was kind of, uh, lackadaisical, and insincere. Would not take, uh, would not listen to me very seriously. Anyway, I beg to put it into a pun, I've made an ass of myself by making so many assumptions. Anyway, it all turned out very bad, especially for, uh... Catherine... and me. I've just been feeling really bad about that. Uh... I'm sorry, Shayna, for putting you through the in-between people-- work-- luh, I appreciate you doing that very much. And Colin, I'm very sorry for all the assumptions I made about you. I would like to think better of you as a person, and I... I trust you-- I am trusting you from the-- all that, yeah. And most importantly, I'm very sorry to my sweetheart Catherine. [Chris facepalms] I just... She's been going through a lot as well... she need- she needed a good time as well to get away from the bad things of life that's bothering her, but it's relevant to her father. That's all I'm gonna say about that. Anyway, Catherine, you mean the world to me sweetheart, I really do, and.. I mean to treat you as a partner, I do. And I don't mean to treat you as a child, uh... I've been going under a lot of my own stresses lately. Especially as a response to everything, and I... [Chris facepalms again] I miss my father every day... Sigh.. It all hurts. My heart and soul, they what to you, Catherine, they really-- I-I really do send my heart out so if you wanna keep it with you, keep my heart and soul as well. I love and I care about you so much and I respect you and I mean very well in my intentions. Always. Even if they aren't the best impulses out of all that. I'm very sorry for all the mistakes I've made. [Chris facepalms a third time, then starts his godawful singing.] I can't stop loving you~ Deep within my heart~ I don't know all the lyrics~ So I'll just sing from the bottom of my heart~ and the depths of my soul~&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[dramatic pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I love you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
...&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mikau</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=I_Love_You,_Catherine&amp;diff=175078</id>
		<title>I Love You, Catherine</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=I_Love_You,_Catherine&amp;diff=175078"/>
		<updated>2014-10-05T02:26:26Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mikau: /* Transcript */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;quot;I Love You, Catherine&amp;quot; is a video uploaded to [[YouTube]], by [[Chris]], on [[October 2014|October 4, 2014]]. The video contains an apology to a [[Gal-pal|girl]] named Catherine, who is presumably the [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|mystery sweetheart]] Chris had posted about on [[Facebook]] in previous months. It should be noted that Chris is seen wearing [[Tomgirl|a skirt and stockings]] throughout the entirety of the video, while also sporting his old [[Manchester High School|high school]] sweatshirt.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Note that the video has a murky green tint, despite Chris having gotten a better camcorder as shown in &amp;quot;[[Hello, my sweety baby]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Summary==&lt;br /&gt;
...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = I Love You, Catherine&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|tvMWpKKw8k4}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 4 [[October 2014]]&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Tomgirl|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Tour of Chris's House II]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
''[&amp;quot;[[wikipedia:Theme from A Summer Place|Theme from A Summer Place]]&amp;quot; playing in background]''&lt;br /&gt;
...&lt;br /&gt;
--is Christian Chandler, of Ruckersville, Virginia. I'm recording this vi-video because I have... apologies to make. I want to apologize to, uh... Shayna, who was a good friend of mine - but not my s- girlfriend - uh, been helping me- been helping me out in relaying details and whatnot amongst, uh, my... sweetheart, another one of my gal-pals, and uh, uh... *stress sigh*... new... man of the hour. Anyway, um, alright, Shayna has been relaying messages on and off between me and, uh, uh... his name is Colin, and, uh, my sc-school gal-pal Rebecca who introduced me to Shayna in the first place. Anyway, I, uh, with my sweetheart, uh, everyone oughta know her by now who knows me, because they found the CD I gave her. Yeah, her name is Catherine. So, yeah, with that, uh, I would really appreciate having the CD sent back to me and I'll make sure she gets it cuz it's the master copy as well as the master print and handwriting in there, so I would really mu- appreciate getting that back. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anyway, I've royally screwed up here, because, uh, while Catherine was in New York recently, for, uh, a bachelorette party of a friend of Shayna's, uh... [deep swallow followed by sigh] sh- yeah, uh, Colin asked her and Shayna asked her to go out for a sailboat ride. Uh, Shayna couldn't make it but Catherine went. They had a good ti- they had a fun time on the boat. Nothing else happened. Colin treated her with respect, and I'm guessing kept his distance, but definitely respected my sweetheart, and uh... I made assumptions because I did not know better and I had other fears in my mind as well. I had, uh, assumed Colin was the type that would take advantage of other women, and, uh... most importantly, Cat- my Catherine, and I had assumed from what he told me that, uh, it was kind of, uh, lackadaisical, and insencere. Would not take, uh, would not listen to me very seriously. Anyway, I beg to put it into a pun, I've made an ass of myself by making so many assumptions. Anyway, it all turned out very bad, especially for, uh... Catherine... and me. I've just been feeling really bad about that. Uh... I'm sorry, Shayna, for putting you through the in-between people-- work-- luh, I appreciate you doing that very much. And Colin, I'm very sorry for all the assumptions I made about you. I would like to think better of you as a person, and I... I trust you-- I am trusting you from the-- all that, yeah. And most importantly, I'm very sorry to my sweetheart Catherine. [Chris facepalms] I just... She's been going through a lot as well... she need- she needed a good time as well to get away from the bad things of life that's bothering her, but it's relevant to her father. That's all I'm gonna say about that. Anyway, Catherine, you mean the world to me sweetheart, I really do, and.. I mean to treat you as a partner, I do. And I don't mean to treat you as a child, uh... I've been going under a lot of my own stresses lately. Especially as a response to everything, and I... [Chris facepalms again] I miss my father every day... Sigh.. It all hurts. My heart and soul, they what to you, Catherine, they really-- I-I really do send my heart out so if you wanna keep it with you, keep my heart and soul as well. I love and I care about you so much and I respect you and I mean very well in my intentions. Always. Even if they aren't the best impulses out of all that. I'm very sorry for all the mistakes I've made. [Chris facepalms a third time, then starts his godawful singing.] I can't stop loving you~ Deep within my heart~ I don't know all the lyrics~ So I'll just sing from the bottom of my heart~ and the depths of my soul~&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[dramatic pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I love you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
...&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mikau</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=I_Love_You,_Catherine&amp;diff=175077</id>
		<title>I Love You, Catherine</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=I_Love_You,_Catherine&amp;diff=175077"/>
		<updated>2014-10-05T02:24:47Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mikau: /* Transcript */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;quot;I Love You, Catherine&amp;quot; is a video uploaded to [[YouTube]], by [[Chris]], on [[October 2014|October 4, 2014]]. The video contains an apology to a [[Gal-pal|girl]] named Catherine, who is presumably the [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|mystery sweetheart]] Chris had posted about on [[Facebook]] in previous months. It should be noted that Chris is seen wearing [[Tomgirl|a skirt and stockings]] throughout the entirety of the video, while also sporting his old [[Manchester High School|high school]] sweatshirt.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Note that the video has a murky green tint, despite Chris having gotten a better camcorder as shown in &amp;quot;[[Hello, my sweety baby]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Summary==&lt;br /&gt;
...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = I Love You, Catherine&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|tvMWpKKw8k4}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 4 [[October 2014]]&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Tomgirl|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Tour of Chris's House II]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
''[&amp;quot;[[wikipedia:Theme from A Summer Place|Theme from A Summer Place]]&amp;quot; playing in background]''&lt;br /&gt;
...&lt;br /&gt;
--is Christian Chandler, of Ruckersville, Virginia. I'm recording this vi-video because I have... apologies to make. I want to apologize to, uh... Shayna, who was a good friend of mine - but not my s- girlfriend - uh, been helping me- been helping me out in relaying details and whatnot amongst, uh, my... sweetheart, another one of my gal-pals, and uh, uh... *stress sigh*... new... man of the hour. Anyway, um, alright, Shayna has been relaying messages on and off between me and, uh, uh... his name is Colin, and, uh, my sc-school gal-pal Rebecca who introduced me to Shayna in the first place. Anyway, I, uh, with my sweetheart, uh, everyone oughta know her by now who knows me, because they found the CD I gave her. Yeah, her name is Catherine. So, yeah, with that, uh, I would really appreciate having the CD sent back to me and I'll make sure she gets it cuz it's the master copy as well as the master print and handwriting in there, so I would really mu- appreciate getting that back. Anyway, I've royally screwed up here, because, uh, while Catherine was in New York recently, for, uh, a bachelorette party of a friend of Shayna's, uh... [deep swallow followed by sigh] sh- yeah, uh, Colin asked her and Shayna asked her to go out for a sailboat ride. Uh, Shayna couldn't make it but Catherine went. They had a good ti- they had a fun time on the boat. Nothing else happened. Colin treated her with respect, and I'm guessing kept his distance, but definitely respected my sweetheart, and uh... I made assumptions because I did not know better and I had other fears in my mind as well. I had, uh, assumed Colin was the type that would take advantage of other women, and, uh... most importantly, Cat- my Catherine, and I had assumed from what he told me that, uh, it was kind of, uh, lackadaisical, and insencere. Would not take, uh, would not listen to me very seriously. Anyway, I beg to put it into a pun, I've made an ass of myself by making so many assumptions. Anyway, it all turned out very bad, especially for, uh... Catherine... and me. I've just been feeling really bad about that. Uh... I'm sorry, Shayna, for putting you through the in-between people-- work-- luh, I appreciate you doing that very much. And Colin, I'm very sorry for all the assumptions I made about you. I would like to think better of you as a person, and I... I trust you-- I am trusting you from the-- all that, yeah. And most importantly, I'm very sorry to my sweetheart Catherine. [Chris facepalms] I just... She's been going through a lot as well... she need- she needed a good time as well to get away from the bad things of life that's bothering her, but it's relevant to her father. That's all I'm gonna say about that. Anyway, Catherine, you mean the world to me sweetheart, I really do, and.. I mean to treat you as a partner, I do. And I don't mean to treat you as a child, uh... I've been going under a lot of my own stresses lately. Especially as a response to everything, and I... [Chris facepalms again] I miss my father every day... Sigh.. It all hurts. My heart and soul, they what to you, Catherine, they really-- I-I really do send my heart out so if you wanna keep it with you, keep my heart and soul as well. I love and I care about you so much and I respect you and I mean very well in my intentions. Always. Even if they aren't the best impulses out of all that. I'm very sorry for all the mistakes I've made. [Chris facepalms a third time, then starts his godawful singing.] I can't stop loving you~ Deep within my heart~ I don't know all the lyrics~ So I'll just sing from the bottom of my heart~ and the depths of my soul~&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[dramatic pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I love you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
...&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mikau</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_1&amp;diff=162576</id>
		<title>Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_1&amp;diff=162576"/>
		<updated>2012-08-22T21:35:43Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;'''Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1''' is the first call between [[Chris]] and [[Asperchu|Alec]], which took place on 22 January 2010.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Summary==&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris and Alec discuss the size and location of [[Asperpedia]] advertisements on the [[CWCipedia]]. Chris tries to dictate the content of Alec's ''[[Asperchu]]'' comics by telling him to tone down the amount of violence in the series. He also goes on to tell Alec to rename Asperchu's versions of the [[Chaotic Combo]] characters to the names created in [[Wikipedia:Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Alec questions how Chris can hold a [[copyright]] on [[Sonichu]] when Sonichu is in fact a [[Pokémon]], a derivative of another creator's copyrighted work, after which Chris jumps to change the subject to avoid admitting that Alec has a point. (Chris similarly avoids or ignores the obvious truth about his &amp;quot;original&amp;quot; characters in other conversations with Alec.) Alec also confronts Chris's ill-will towards Asperchu and Alec himself by bringing up the pages of ''Sonichu'' #10 where Chris drew his super-form breaking into Alec's house and destroying his website and computer. Chris retaliates by saying that Alec's killing of Chris's fictional characters in ''Asperchu'' justifies his fantasies of committing destruction of property and theft. Chris becomes increasingly [[stress]]ed out as the call goes on and eventually hangs up on Alec, claiming that his phone's battery is running low.&lt;br /&gt;
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=Part 1=&lt;br /&gt;
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==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
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| name           = Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|oNQNdjFES7o}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 22 [[January 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Alec]]&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]]&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = n/a&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[#Part 2|Part 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hi, is this... is this, uh, Christian Weston Chandler?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, this is Christian, may I help you?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hi Chris, um... this is Alec Benson Leary. Is it- Is it okay if we talk?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh yes. Uh... Sure. Yes. So uh...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. Good. Well, uh, there's a couple of things I wanted to talk about tonight. Um, first of all, uh... Well I understand you've got... you've got a problem with the ads that are on [[CWCipedia]]? Can you... Can you tell me a little bit more about um... I kinda want to have, you know, get a compromise and settle this 'cause... 'cause I don't... I don't want anybody to be angry.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, well, um... yeah. I'll let you have your ads on the CWCipedia but don't make them too big, and uh, leave 'em in the side bar.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay... um...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Interrupts''] I don't want- I don't want- I do not want them in- I do not want them c... c... covering over... the introductory box or any- or anything else where I have to scroll down even to edit the pages. Or even to log in.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, um. Well I understand-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So- so Okay cool. Just keep your ads on the sidebar.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah, my friend [[Asperchu|Mao]], he um, he actually makes the ads for me. I- I didn't make them myself but I can try to talk to him about that. Um, about the size.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. Alright.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; As for like, where on the CWCipedia they are, I don't know if Mao controls that or not, I don't think he does. I think... I'm not sure what controls like where the adspace goes, you know on the website itself. I mean, I'll talk to Mao about it but I'm not sure if he controls that either.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Okay.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah like, I can talk to him, so. But you might want to talk to your web manager or whatever, 'cause they set up the way the adspace goes, you know?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, and also, just uh, just one more concern of mine upon- uh, yeah, I've uh, read your pages on the ''Asperchu'' comic. But the-and the recent pages, what do you think you're doing- what do you think you- what do you think you're parodying, ''[[Wikipedia:Happy Tree Friends|Happy Tree Friends]]''?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um... W... What's ''Happy Tree Friends''? What's that? &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Sighs''] It's supposed to be like a happy [[Honest Content|TV-Y]] show, but it's actually- it's actually adult and dark humor because they go into cut-slashing all the cute characters up and uh, it's- well all the blood and gore and everything, and yet they make them come- th- they make them come back to life unharmed the very next episode, just to slice and duh- slice and dice 'em up again.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh. Um, I've actually never heard of that series. Is that- What is, is that on [[Wikipedia:Cartoon Network|Cartoon Network]] or...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Talking over Alec''] ye- yeah... no you can look it up on [[Netflix]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah that's a good place. But anyway, yeah, blood and gore. Yeah, that's not a good way to go, especially when you killed, even con- even considerable facsimiles of my own characters in that sense, and in that detail.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well you know, um, I actually- I got a lot of uh, actually positive response from my fans when I did that, um... Because you know, some of my fans-- [''trails off as Chris interrupts'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah, that's another thing. Yeah that's another thing. Encourage [[Fanbase|the fans that were originally my fans]] to come back to me. I would appreciate that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, Well I, I mean, y-you know I tell my fans all about you all the time, Chris, because, you know, like I've told you in a lot of the letters I've written to you you were a big in- inspiration to me. You know, I don't really know what to say to my fans as far as that goes, I mean... They uh, they love my comic. I get a lot, I get a lot of fanmail about it, I mean...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, okay. Um, okay how about this, uh, just to make it equal, um, put an advertisement for the CWCipedia on uh- on the Asperpedia. About as much as the Asperpedia ads are on my CWCipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, well, uh, yeah, we might be able to work something out, you know. [''Chris continues to try and interrupt Alec.''] You'd probably want to contact Mao, 'cause he's my manager. He does all the, y'know, the grunt work on Asperpedia. Um, I-I'm not even sure, like what, like how selling the adspace works, but I'm sure he'd be willing to sell you some adspace on Asperpedia. We could definitely try to work something like that out.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''small sigh, in a whispered tone''] ''Yeah, so basically...'' Alright well- alright well, h- Mao and I can talk through e-mail.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah. Yeah 'cause, you can- I mean, like I said I don't know the details but I know adspace is up for purchase, so...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Alright. Alright, well then, we got it settled on- at least on, your ads on my CWCipedia. And, uh, yeah, ease up on the- not so much blood and gore. And, uh, try to bring my fans- let my- take m- direct my- redirect my fans back to me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um... well, uh, y-you know, uh... I-I'm trying to think of- of a good way to say this, but you know, i- i- we are- we are in kind of a, like a- a friendly competition if you will. I mean, we're, y'know, we're- we're both [[Chris and Art|artists]], kind of, y'- i- I mean, I don- I don't really- I-I mean, it doesn't really make sense for an artist to say to his fans, &amp;quot;Hey, hey guys, don't, uh, follow me anymore, go back to, y'know, this other artist.&amp;quot; I mean, I mean, wo- would you do that to- for your fans? Would you say, &amp;quot;Hey, hey fans, go- go talk to Alec,&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;go watch Alec's cartoon,&amp;quot; or anyone else's cartoon, really. I mean, no, you want- you want the fans to follow you, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um. Okay, um. Okay, yeah, I can understand that. Um, okay, um.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well since, well since you and I are on- are on okay agreeing mutua- ah- uh- okay talking tones right now.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm-hmm?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How about I, uh, how about I just, uh, re- how 'bout I just, uh, remove all the bad talk I have- I have against you, and then start- and then start saying that, I- that you're- that you're ''okayyy'', that your- your- your s- your- your co- your, uh, comics are okay, that- and uh, you know, you- ah- y'know, but still saying like, you know, I would appreciate it if you would stay being my fans, but, y'know, if you want to go look at, uh, your w- go look at his work and- that's fine I can't stop you there, but you know, [''Alec tries to interject.''] [''stuttering''] I think you asked me long ti-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well actually, I'm glad that you're- I'm glad that you're bringing this up 'cause, um, uh, y- I do say we're on friendly terms right now and I'd like to keep it that way because, your- you know, I- I- I got my start because of you, um, but to be- to be honest, I want to be honest and frank, y-uh, with you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm. Mm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, you made a couple of videos. And I don't- I don't watch all your videos but I-I do try to keep up, I mean I spent a lot of time drawing the comics, so I don't have a lot of time to, y'know, watch videos anymore but um, I saw a couple of [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|videos]] where you, uh, you actually threatened me with uh, y'know, physical puni...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''interrupts''] Umm, yeah. Okay well...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Trying to talk''] And that didn't make me feel--&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Talking over Alec''] I was uh, I was, well I was more angry back then because it was an immediate, uh, response, but now things have settled down and we're talking okay. I can- I'll make- I can make a new video jus' saying like, you know, I apologize for those threats, and uh, that things are okay here.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay and, and about you um- also the video where you, uh... you wanted [[Patti Chandler|your- your dog]] to eat me, or something like that, you- you- your dog to eat my soul, I mean that- I- I- Like, the [[death threats]] were kind of scary to begin with, but that, that was just disturbing, Chris, I- [''trails off'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm, yeah, okay, okay yeah, well I'll- okay, well I- I'll take- I'll take that back as well, I'm sorry.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, and, and um, that- that kind of leads me into another point, um you, you're under the impression that, um... that I was, that I was besmirching your dog in my comic, and I'm not really sure what you mean by that. [&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''interrupts: Well, you're j- I- It's just tha-''] Could you explain to me?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay well, the villain, the dog- the dog in your comic, i- it looks simila- it looks similar to my dog, especially around the green neckerchief and, uh, other parts that are green on that dog. [&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''Well, I mean, y'know, Chris, that's just...''] And the, and the shape of the dog, just looked like my dog.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well it's just a-a lot of dogs look like that, Chris, I mean a lot of... it- i- i- it's just a neckerchief, I mean, y'know, it's just a little flair for the dog. That doesn't mean it's your dog. I- Y'know...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I think- I think honestly you make that, uh,  assumption with a lot of my characters, 'cause it seems like you think that, um, a lot of my characters were you know, like ripping off your characters, or- or even you yourself, because you said that Asperchu was...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah- Yeah, Buddha- Yeah, [[Obesity|Buddha belly]] and the [[Muscle bra|manboobs]] and the [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I mean, Chris, y- y'know, Asperchu is not a--&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, and the [[Love quest|sweetheart search]] thing and the [[Crystal Weston Chandler|future daughter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I mean, c- Asperchu's not a [[parody]], Chris, I mean he's an original creation, like...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay... Uhhkay.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know just because he has, y'know, the glasses, and the Buddha belly, and the- and- and the manboobs, and... and the goatee, you know, that doesn't make him a parody of you. I mean, that's... And y- and besides you said you had the past Budd-&lt;br /&gt;
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| name           = Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1 Part 2&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|ysPFqIRSqtY}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 22 [[January 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Alec]]&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]]&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[#Part 1|Part 1]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[#Part 3|Part 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -I mean, how could it be a parody of you if, if your belly is in the past, and Asperchu has it currently?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; If I-if I, you, you mean if I, yeah, [[Lie|currently do not have the Buddha belly]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, e- e- exactly, so Asperchu can't be a parody of you, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. Well...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, doesn't that- that makes sense to me, does it... doesn't that make sense to you?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, I s- yeah, that's fine. Umm...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, it's just a little- it seems- it seems a little [[naïve]] to- to think that, y'know,  Asperchu and- and e- everything are parodies of your char- I mean- I mean, I do include some of your characters in the comic, and those- those- yeah. But my original characters are purely original. Asperchu... nothing about Asperchu is a parody. [''Chris tries to interrupt, but Alec continues''] And actually- actually, I'd kinda... I'd kinda like you to, uh... when you issue your retraction video to, to um, y'know, to let everyone know that Asperchu is original and is not a parody in any way. Or- Or if there- there- y'know, I- and- oh, and, and you did mention that I don't have a disclaimer on my comics, but uh, that made me think I should create a disclaimer and so I did, um, so- so if there are- are any elements that look parodic, that, y'know, I'm covered.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, okay, yeah. And also, yeah, guh- you definitely do reference, uh, my [[Sonichu]] and my [[CWCville]] and especially the [[Chaotic Combo]] recently.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well as you said those weren't yours, though. You said those were copies. You said those were just, you know, copies of...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah- yeah- your- yeah- your versions just, uh- are just, facsim- are just recreational recreations- recreated facsimilies. [''Chris and Alec talk over each other.''] Um, okay so let's agree to that... &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Trying to speak''] Can I ask-can I ask you, uh, something then, about the Chaotic Combo and Sonichu? If those were just facsimiles, those weren't really yours...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No they were- no, they were all- actually they were all mine. [&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''Okay, so they- so then--''] They were all- they were originally mine.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But, the ones that I drew, are those facsimiles or are those not? You're confusing me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uhh...okay well...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because you, in your, uhh... in your comic, you came and you took them away, in yo- in your recent pages of your comic. I mean you said in- you said in- in the comics that those were mine, but, you know, so they must be original, right? [''Chris tries to interrupt, but Alec continues''] You said in the comic they weren't the Chaotic Combo, so they must be original. But then you came and took them. I-I don't get- and you renamed them and re- restyled them.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''finally manages to break in''] Listen, listen, okay. The Chaotic Combo, in my comics, before- be- beh- appeared before book number 10, and [''stuttering''] originated in CWCville, Virginia, not in Minnesota, those are originally mine. But the ones that you re-drew and, uh, gay- and then, uh, made them different from what the- from how they originally were, in my comics, then that's definitely, totally- nnyeah, that- fax- dax- facsimilies. Carbon copies...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mine? Then, why did you take them?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, well I mean-okay number one-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And not just the Combo, you tried to retake my Asperchu. And Asperchu wasn't, you know, a copy of anything. You- you renamed him [[Mitch Sonichu]]. I mean, Asperchu's mine. You- I don't really appreciate that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know, you accuse me of thievery, but then you go and take- and try to take my Asperchu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay well you did- Okay well no- you did take my [[Sonichu]], and, uh, make him claim to be the original one, and you did claim orig- you did m- you did make it obvious in your comics where he was the h- where he was the original one, from the city of [[CWCville]], and even worse you made him brother to Asperchu, and uh, with the homosexual tendencies and whatnot, even when you redrew- even when you drew the, uh... when you drew the Chaotic Combo hedgehogs, you made [[Wild]] a [[Homos|homosexual]] even when he is not.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, but Wild's- that Wild's not your's. What does it matter if- if my Wild's gay? I mean, I felt it was- felt it was depth to the character, I was just trying to give them a little personality. An- An- And the homosexual references, okay this is something that came up before...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay well listen, okay well aside from the [''unintelligible''] Sonichu-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Asperchu has a girlfriend, Dixie Chu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''pause''] Um... No, actually, I read further in [[Asperchu (comic)|the book]] and Dixie Chu dumped his ass.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Eh- Well... C'mon, she doesn't- she doesn't- she doesn't- no, she doesn't mean that, she doesn't mean that.  They're, they're destined to be together, Chris, I mean, you c- can't you see those undertones? I mean that's- that's where this whole comic is going. And besides, he's shown he's straight, I mean even if a girl does dump him, what does it matter? He... He went after a girl. He didn't go after a boy. Like you said, Sonichu is his brother, I mean, why would he... you know, even if he was gay why would he go for his brother? That's just- that's just sick. I mean, why would you think that?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Sigh''] Yeah, anyway, oka- okay, well, i- in your comi- listen, how about this, in your comics, when you, uh, in the future, or in re-or in re-referencing the past pages, the, uh, Sonichu that is Asperchu's brother, you just refer to him as &amp;quot;Michael,&amp;quot; and the Wild you'd refer to him as &amp;quot;Bobby&amp;quot;, and the [[Angelica]], &amp;quot;Trisha,&amp;quot; et cetera, just like I said in my pages. And &amp;quot;Mitch&amp;quot; can be Asperchu's nickname.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But, Chris, those aren't really their characters' names. I mean, Bobby and- and Mitch and- and- and... I- I forget the other names, I- I- I think you renamed [[Bubbles]] &amp;quot;Kitty,&amp;quot; something like that. I mean those aren't, those aren't their- their names. They have the same names as your Chaotic Combo.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay but, okay but you see, when I gave the, c- the, uh, Chaotic chara- Chaotic Combo characters those names, originally, in my books, those would be their nick- those would be their nicknames, just, I mean- they're all Sonichus and Rosechus indivi- individually, but they're just of different types, like uh, you w- like, uh, without the nickname, Wild, he would be Grass Sonichu, Bubbles would be Water Rosechu, Flying Rosechu, [[Punchy|Fighting Sonichu]], [[Magi-chan|Psychic Sonichu]], et cetera...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, I- I understand what you're sayi- well see, there's- there's one of the- there's one of the differences, though, because in my comic, those are really their names. I mean, you know, Angelica, Punchy, Bubbles, Magi-chan...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No no, you see- no, you see, in MY- y- y- y'see, in- but- the- but those are actually their names in MY book. In my book.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Their nicknames, you said. In my comic they're their actual names. That's the difference.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I'm- I'm talking in reference to the Pokémon game, you know, if you wanted to na- if you wanted to give- if you wanted to name your Bulbasaur, they call it giving it a nickname, but really it's just giving them their NAME. So, therefore, the grass Sonichu in my book is Wild, the water Rosechu in my books are Bubbles, et cetera, et cetera, so-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Y- You know, Chris-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I- It- It wou- It would work better if you just take the nickna- the uh, names I suggested for your var- for your variations of those characters and just reference to them as such.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, um, my characters aren't Pokémon, though. I don't draw Pokémon. That's not how it works in my comic.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Y-yeah you have been drawing Pokémon, Sonichu is an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I- I thought he was a- a Sonichu, I mean... I thought that- I thought that was, like, a species...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sonichu is an Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. If you read back in bo- in my [[Sonichu 0|Book Number Zero]], I re- I make it perfectly clear that Sonichu and Rosechu are Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, oh, okay. Um, well, I think the point of confusion there is, um, where their- like, I've never seen any Poké Balls in your comic, or- or trainers, or any of those other Pokémon elements, you know? Like, shouldn't they live in Poké Balls?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, there's a Poké Ball that specially catches Sonichus and Rosechus called the [[S-Chu Ball]], and there is- there is a reference to that within the books. The crystals were the [[Sonichu Ball]] crystals, before I decided to rename them Chaotic Crystals, and we do have a train-  we have two trainers. [[Naitsirhc]] was a Pokémon trainer, he had a [[Zapdos]], he had a red [[Gyarados]], he had a [[Mewtwo]]...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, but Chris, those are- those are like Zapdos, and Mewtwo, and Gyarados, I mean does anyone-Sonichu lives in a house, doesn't he, I mean he lives like a- like a person-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah, okay well you see, he was originally a wild Pokémon in the original Sonichu, but the original Rosechu was originally a [[Raichu]] that was caught and trained by the Pokémon trainer [[Kel|Kellie, Kel for short]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But, they live on their own now. I mean when they became Sonichu and Rosechu, they're- they're people, right? I mean they live like people, they have jobs like people. Sonichu has a job, doesn't he? I mean, what does he do?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah well you see, yeah, well, see- yeah, well, in that case, Kel wanted- Kel wanted to move on with her Pokémon trainer career, but Rosechu and Sonichu wanted to live happy, individual lives togedder, s-&lt;br /&gt;
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=Part 3=&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1 Part 3&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|EWG-ddYef7c}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 22 [[January 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Alec]]&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]]&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[#Part 2|Part 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[#Part 4|Part 4]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -so upon realizing that, Kel just let them go, just like [[Wikipedia:Ash Ketchum|Ash]] released his Butterfree so he can go mate with the pink Butterfree.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/EP021]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh. Well I uh, I actually didn't know any of that. But I di-I digress, um, the point is-the point is that Asperchu and my version of the Chaotic Combo, all those characters, those are not Pokémon in my comics, I mean, Pokémon don't exist in the world of Asperchu. Because, you see, like Asperchu, he lives in his grandparent's house, he is a person.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm. Yeah, okay well my-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''overlapping''] My Sonichu is a person, my Chaotic Combo are people...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay well, okay, alright, but that still makes it sound like my characters when you talk about THE Sonichu from CWCville...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; They're not your characters, we've established that. They're not yours, I mean, they're my characters. [''Trying to talk over Chris''] Original. My comic is not a parody.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, Sonichu and Rosechu, I actually have paper-registered copyrights on those so I COULD sue you, but I'm trying to resolve this peacefully.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You have-okay, so you have the copyright-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, look under the copyright section of the-on the CWCipedia. It actually has the scan of the paper from the Virginia Library of Congress as well as the envelope it came in.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You have a copyright of Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But you said Sonichu's a Pokémon, right, I mean I'm pretty sure Nintendo has the copyright claim to Pokémon.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Still, it's Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, I might just wanna contact Nintendo just to make sure everything's okay, to make sure I'm not stepping on their toes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; They have been contacted before, and everything's okay, you don't need to do that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But, I mean, well then, how can you hold the copyright to a Pokémon-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The Virginia Library of Congress has allowed me-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, the Virginia Library of Congress, you know, can't tell Nintendo what to do, they can't tell Nintendo to just hand over copyrights to their creations, to just anybody. I mean, you know, Nintendo could take the Virginia Library of Congress to court and say, hey wait a minute, you know, you issued this copyright illegally.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Massive Stress Sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's just the Library of Congress.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''mumbling unintelligibly''] Okay look, let's just agree to uh, this is-what we're talking about right now just seems pointless to what we were originally talking about. Let's just agree that,uh-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't think it's pointless, I mean I'm just trying to establish the... I mean you said you could sue me, I don't want to, you know, just let that go, I mean I don't want to get sued, nobody wants to get sued. I just don't understand how you could sue me-that's what I'm confused on, I mean, you're confusing me, Chris. I mean, call me naïve, but this is-I just don't get exactly what you're getting at.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay well-okay yeah, I'm trying to prevent from having to go into the legal issues as well, so-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I appreciate that, but I just don't understand how you have a legal ground to sue me, I mean, because Pokémon-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -because I-because I do hold the copyright to Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But Sonichu's a Pokémon.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''flustered''] Look, let's just rewind, can we-can we-let's just rewind and go back to what we agreed on before, you know re-uh-readjusting the advertisement signs and uh, giving me, a possible CWCipedia ad on the Asperpedia, and, we just-let the Sonichu in your book be known as-be known as Michael Sonichu, as well as the other Sonichus and Rosechus of the Chaotic Combo, of my Chaotic Combo, let's just rename them the names I suggested in my book-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Umm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; In your book.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright, like I said I'll talk to Mao about the ads; as far as the renaming goes, if you're-I guess you can make up some characters, Mike Sonichu, Mitch Sonichu and whatever, that's your comic book, if you want to create those characters that's fine. I mean, like I said I'm not going to rename my characters.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And-and you know now that you bring this back to the table, another thing that kind of vexed me in your comic was that you as a, you as uh, [[Collosal Chan]]-was it Collosal Chan or Collosal Chu? I don't recall-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It is Collosal-it is Collosal Chris-chan, that'd be me in my super form after releasing the seven Chaotic Crystals, or the &amp;quot;Sonichu Ball Crystals&amp;quot; as they are also known as.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. So Collosal Chris-chan and uh, Sonichu, and he was in his [[Ultra Sonichu|ultra form]], I think-you two came to, well first of all you saw the drawing of Asperchu's house and you mistook that as my house. Just to clarify, that's not my house, [[14 Branchland Court|I made up that house, that-that came out of nowhere, I just decided hey, you know, a big dull-looking happy house]], that'd be funny as Asperchu's home, but, but anyway, you thought it was my house and you came to what you thought was my house and you broke into my house and after breaking and entering-which is a crime, by the way-you proceeded to hack into my computer, and I think you deleted the entire Asperpedia website, and then you deleted all my files of Asperchu comics and everything else, and then I think you stole some [[Dating education|dating program]] or something that you thought was on my-I, I mean this is a multitude of crimes, Chris, that was criminal intent. I mean, why did you do that, you know, those are illegal acts.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know, I mean, that's not a nice thing to do.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''defensively''] Yeah, well it wasn't very nice taking the Sonichu that was originally from CWCville, and then claiming him to be Asperchu's brother. [''burps''] Excuse me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, I didn't show Asperchu breaking into Sonichu's house and destroying valuable documents on his computer. I mean this comic is going to be my lifeblood, this is my franchise, this is my multimedia empire I'm trying to build here, and you just destroyed it on a whim. I mean, why did you do that? I-I just don't get that. Asperchu ne-Asperchu has been nice to Sonichu since they've met, they've been friends and they've treated each other like brothers, and they fought battles side by side. I mean haven't you ever had a website hacked before? I have, it sucks, you know, do you know what it feels like to have your videos and computer hacked?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I-I have, truly I have, and it was not very nice; I had the original Sonichu site, which was [[CWC's Sonichu Site]] simply, originally on the Tripod web server, hacked into by one [[Clyde Cash]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well then you know how much it sucks, why would you do it to another person? I mean it's one thing if it never happened to you, if it never happened to you it's still bad but you can claim ignorance, but, but you-it happened to you, and then you turned around and did it to me. I mean, [[Chris and hypocrisy|why the double standard, Chris]], why is it okay to hack into my computer and destroy my files?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Groans, then sighs''] Okay I'm gonna go ahead and- cause you gave me permission to call you, and I'm going to call you, naï- [''static cuts off Chris before he completes the word 'naïve' '']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, you're cutting off.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because I have-I have tried to explain to you as clearly as possible, in my own best words I could come up with, that I'm getting tired of this long, drawn-out conversation, that obviously you're just too naïve to understand! Think about it! Think long and hard-read all my comic pages, from [[Sonichu 0|book number zero]] to the last-to the current page-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...help me understand why you threatened me in videos and-and drew yourself breaking into my house and committing multiple felonies. That's what I'm asking an explanation for, I mean the ads, and the naming issue, we settled that, this is a new issue and I'm trying to talk it out with you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, yeah okay, well you referenced the Sonichu in your book to be the one from CWCville, and then making him, without my permission, Asperchu's brother. And then without my permission, you took the-&lt;br /&gt;
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=Part 4=&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|p3Hh3CC7vMc}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 22 [[January 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Alec]]&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]]&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[#Part 3|Part 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -you recreated the Chaotic Combo, and then reformatted their personalities in more ways than one, without my permission! And then you go kill-and then you go kill off with blood and gore detail, and then your recreation of Angelica-the flyer, the grass, and the fighter, who are also known as Angelica, Wild, and Punchy! How do you think I feel about that, how would you like it if I went into blood and gory detail of slicing and dicing Jonas Chu, that green one, [''Alec tries to interrupt''] Jivin, and Max? I'm sorry, what?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, I just said the green one is, is Peter Chu. Um, okay, I understand why you're angry, but didn't we already establish that the characters I drew are not related to your Chaotic Combo? I mean, in your [[mailbag]], I've seen a lot of people have written to you about the Chaotic Combo, and, you know, other Asperchu similarities and things like that, and your response, almost always, is Alec Benson Leary and Asperchu have no relation to you whatsoever-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sigh''] In reference to the business, as in like, you know, I actually never originally gave you or Mao permission to put the ads on the CWCipedia in the first place, especially in such large proportions where I had to scroll down to even edit the page or even to log in. But I never even gave you permission to put the ads in the introductory box, which is [[Chris and the law|a felony]] that [[Jack Thaddeus]] has violated before-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah that Jack guy, that's the name of the guy I know that Mao bought the adspace from. He told me. But um, as I understand the way the ads work is you know, if a website hosts, you know, public adspace that can be purchased for advertising, anybody can buy the rights to advertise.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I get that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, so I mean, how is that illegal that I purchased the adspace? And you said it was illegal, you said it was wrongful a number of times, I know you've used that word-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Because I was not in the loop about this...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, that's between you and your web manager. You should be in the loop about it, I agree about that, you should be in the loop about it. But I can't be held responsible if you didn't get that information from your webmaster.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Sigh''] Alright, well listen, the battery power on my phone is running low, perhaps we could talk again another time. You take care-you take care, stay safe, bye now.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'd like to talk-[''cuts off'']&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sources ==&lt;br /&gt;
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=External Links=&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.mediafire.com/?7mwd23w3a7wdcv7 Audio download]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNQNdjFES7o The call on YouTube]&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1''' is the first call between [[Chris]] and [[Asperchu|Alec]], which took place on 22 January 2010.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Summary==&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris and Alec discuss the size and location of [[Asperpedia]] advertisements on the [[CWCipedia]]. Chris tries to dictate the content of Alec's ''[[Asperchu]]'' comics by telling him to tone down the amount of violence in the series. He also goes on to tell Alec to rename Asperchu's versions of the [[Chaotic Combo]] characters to the names created in [[Wikipedia:Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Alec questions how Chris can hold a [[copyright]] on [[Sonichu]] when Sonichu is in fact a [[Pokémon]], a derivative of another creator's copyrighted work, after which Chris jumps to change the subject to avoid admitting that Alec has a point. (Chris similarly avoids or ignores the obvious truth about his &amp;quot;original&amp;quot; characters in other conversations with Alec.) Alec also confronts Chris's ill-will towards Asperchu and Alec himself by bringing up the pages of ''Sonichu'' #10 where Chris drew his super-form breaking into Alec's house and destroying his website and computer. Chris retaliates by saying that Alec's killing of Chris's fictional characters in ''Asperchu'' justifies his fantasies of committing destruction of property and theft. Chris becomes increasingly [[stress]]ed out as the call goes on and eventually hangs up on Alec, claiming that his phone's battery is running low.&lt;br /&gt;
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=Part 1=&lt;br /&gt;
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==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|oNQNdjFES7o}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 22 [[January 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Alec]]&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]]&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = n/a&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[#Part 2|Part 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hi, is this... is this, uh, Christian Weston Chandler?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, this is Christian, may I help you?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hi Chris, um... this is Alec Benson Leary. Is it- Is it okay if we talk?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh yes. Uh... Sure. Yes. So uh...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. Good. Well, uh, there's a couple of things I wanted to talk about tonight. Um, first of all, uh... Well I understand you've got... you've got a problem with the ads that are on [[CWCipedia]]? Can you... Can you tell me a little bit more about um... I kinda want to have, you know, get a compromise and settle this 'cause... 'cause I don't... I don't want anybody to be angry.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, well, um... yeah. I'll let you have your ads on the CWCipedia but don't make them too big, and uh, leave 'em in the side bar.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay... um...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Interrupts''] I don't want- I don't want- I do not want them in- I do not want them c... c... covering over... the introductory box or any- or anything else where I have to scroll down even to edit the pages. Or even to log in.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, um. Well I understand-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So- so Okay cool. Just keep your ads on the sidebar.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah, my friend [[Asperchu|Mao]], he um, he actually makes the ads for me. I- I didn't make them myself but I can try to talk to him about that. Um, about the size.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. Alright.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; As for like, where on the CWCipedia they are, I don't know if Mao controls that or not, I don't think he does. I think... I'm not sure what controls like where the adspace goes, you know on the website itself. I mean, I'll talk to Mao about it but I'm not sure if he controls that either.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Okay.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah like, I can talk to him, so. But you might want to talk to your web manager or whatever, 'cause they set up the way the adspace goes, you know?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, and also, just uh, just one more concern of mine upon- uh, yeah, I've uh, read your pages on the ''Asperchu'' comic. But the-and the recent pages, what do you think you're doing- what do you think you- what do you think you're parodying, ''[[Wikipedia:Happy Tree Friends|Happy Tree Friends]]''?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um... W... What's ''Happy Tree Friends''? What's that? &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Sighs''] It's supposed to be like a happy [[Honest Content|TV-Y]] show, but it's actually- it's actually adult and dark humor because they go into cut-slashing all the cute characters up and uh, it's- well all the blood and gore and everything, and yet they make them come- th- they make them come back to life unharmed the very next episode, just to slice and duh- slice and dice 'em up again.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh. Um, I've actually never heard of that series. Is that- What is, is that on [[Wikipedia:Cartoon Network|Cartoon Network]] or...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Talking over Alec''] ye- yeah... no you can look it up on [[Netflix]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah that's a good place. But anyway, yeah, blood and gore. Yeah, that's not a good way to go, especially when you killed, even con- even considerable facsimiles of my own characters in that sense, and in that detail.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well you know, um, I actually- I got a lot of uh, actually positive response from my fans when I did that, um... Because you know, some of my fans-- [''trails off as Chris interrupts'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah, that's another thing. Yeah that's another thing. Encourage [[Fanbase|the fans that were originally my fans]] to come back to me. I would appreciate that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, Well I, I mean, y-you know I tell my fans all about you all the time, Chris, because, you know, like I've told you in a lot of the letters I've written to you you were a big in- inspiration to me. You know, I don't really know what to say to my fans as far as that goes, I mean... They uh, they love my comic. I get a lot, I get a lot of fanmail about it, I mean...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, okay. Um, okay how about this, uh, just to make it equal, um, put an advertisement for the CWCipedia on uh- on the Asperpedia. About as much as the Asperpedia ads are on my CWCipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, well, uh, yeah, we might be able to work something out, you know. [''Chris continues to try and interrupt Alec.''] You'd probably want to contact Mao, 'cause he's my manager. He does all the, y'know, the grunt work on Asperpedia. Um, I-I'm not even sure, like what, like how selling the adspace works, but I'm sure he'd be willing to sell you some adspace on Asperpedia. We could definitely try to work something like that out.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''small sigh, in a whispered tone''] ''Yeah, so basically...'' Alright well- alright well, h- Mao and I can talk through e-mail.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah. Yeah 'cause, you can- I mean, like I said I don't know the details but I know adspace is up for purchase, so...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Alright. Alright, well then, we got it settled on- at least on, your ads on my CWCipedia. And, uh, yeah, ease up on the- not so much blood and gore. And, uh, try to bring my fans- let my- take m- direct my- redirect my fans back to me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um... well, uh, y-you know, uh... I-I'm trying to think of- of a good way to say this, but you know, i- i- we are- we are in kind of a, like a- a friendly competition if you will. I mean, we're, y'know, we're- we're both [[Chris and Art|artists]], kind of, y'- i- I mean, I don- I don't really- I-I mean, it doesn't really make sense for an artist to say to his fans, &amp;quot;Hey, hey guys, don't, uh, follow me anymore, go back to, y'know, this other artist.&amp;quot; I mean, I mean, wo- would you do that to- for your fans? Would you say, &amp;quot;Hey, hey fans, go- go talk to Alec,&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;go watch Alec's cartoon,&amp;quot; or anyone else's cartoon, really. I mean, no, you want- you want the fans to follow you, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um. Okay, um. Okay, yeah, I can understand that. Um, okay, um.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well since, well since you and I are on- are on okay agreeing mutua- ah- uh- okay talking tones right now.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm-hmm?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How about I, uh, how about I just, uh, re- how 'bout I just, uh, remove all the bad talk I have- I have against you, and then start- and then start saying that, I- that you're- that you're ''okayyy'', that your- your- your s- your- your co- your, uh, comics are okay, that- and uh, you know, you- ah- y'know, but still saying like, you know, I would appreciate it if you would stay being my fans, but, y'know, if you want to go look at, uh, your w- go look at his work and- that's fine I can't stop you there, but you know, [''Alec tries to interject.''] [''stuttering''] I think you asked me long ti-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well actually, I'm glad that you're- I'm glad that you're bringing this up 'cause, um, uh, y- I do say we're on friendly terms right now and I'd like to keep it that way because, your- you know, I- I- I got my start because of you, um, but to be- to be honest, I want to be honest and frank, y-uh, with you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm. Mm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, you made a couple of videos. And I don't- I don't watch all your videos but I-I do try to keep up, I mean I spent a lot of time drawing the comics, so I don't have a lot of time to, y'know, watch videos anymore but um, I saw a couple of [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|videos]] where you, uh, you actually threatened me with uh, y'know, physical puni...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Trying to talk''] And that didn't make me feel--&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Talking over Alec''] I was uh, I was, well I was more angry back then because it was an immediate, uh, response, but now things have settled down and we're talking okay. I can- I'll make- I can make a new video jus' saying like, you know, I apologize for those threats, and uh, that things are okay here.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay and, and about you um- also the video where you, uh... you wanted [[Patti Chandler|your- your dog]] to eat me, or something like that, you- you- your dog to eat my soul, I mean that- I- I- Like, the [[death threats]] were kind of scary to begin with, but that, that was just disturbing, Chris, I- [''trails off'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm, yeah, okay, okay yeah, well I'll- okay, well I- I'll take- I'll take that back as well, I'm sorry.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, and, and um, that- that kind of leads me into another point, um you, you're under the impression that, um... that I was, that I was besmirching your dog in my comic, and I'm not really sure what you mean by that. [&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''interrupts: Well, you're j- I- It's just tha-''] Could you explain to me?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay well, the villain, the dog- the dog in your comic, i- it looks simila- it looks similar to my dog, especially around the green neckerchief and, uh, other parts that are green on that dog. [&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''Well, I mean, y'know, Chris, that's just...''] And the, and the shape of the dog, just looked like my dog.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well it's just a-a lot of dogs look like that, Chris, I mean a lot of... it- i- i- it's just a neckerchief, I mean, y'know, it's just a little flair for the dog. That doesn't mean it's your dog. I- Y'know...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I think- I think honestly you make that, uh,  assumption with a lot of my characters, 'cause it seems like you think that, um, a lot of my characters were you know, like ripping off your characters, or- or even you yourself, because you said that Asperchu was...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah- Yeah, Buddha- Yeah, [[Obesity|Buddha belly]] and the [[Muscle bra|manboobs]] and the [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I mean, Chris, y- y'know, Asperchu is not a--&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, and the [[Love quest|sweetheart search]] thing and the [[Crystal Weston Chandler|future daughter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I mean, c- Asperchu's not a [[parody]], Chris, I mean he's an original creation, like...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay... Uhhkay.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know just because he has, y'know, the glasses, and the Buddha belly, and the- and- and the manboobs, and... and the goatee, you know, that doesn't make him a parody of you. I mean, that's... And y- and besides you said you had the past Budd-&lt;br /&gt;
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=Part 2=&lt;br /&gt;
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==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
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| name           = Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1 Part 2&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|ysPFqIRSqtY}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 22 [[January 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Alec]]&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]]&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[#Part 1|Part 1]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[#Part 3|Part 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -I mean, how could it be a parody of you if, if your belly is [''unintelligible due to Chris talking over him'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; If I-if I, you, you mean if I [[Lie|currently do not have the Buddha belly]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, exactly, so Asperchu can't be a parody of you, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. Well...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, doesn't that-that makes sense to me, doesn't that make sense to you?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, I s-yeah, that's fine.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, it's just a little-it seems-it seems a little [[naïve]] to think that Asperchu and everything are parodies of your char-I mean, I do include some of your characters in the comic, and those-those-my original characters are purely original. Asperchu... nothing about Asperchu is a parody. [''Chris tries to interrupt, but Alec continues''] And actually-actually, I'd kind of like you to issue your retraction video to, to um, let everyone know that Asperchu is original and is not a parody in any way. Or if there are-oh, and, and you did mention that I don't have a disclaimer on my comics, but uh, that made me think I should create a disclaimer and so I did, so if there are any elements that look parodic, I'm covered.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, okay, yeah. And also, yeah, you definitely do reference my [[Sonichu]] and my [[CWCville]] and especially the [[Chaotic Combo]] recently.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well as you said those weren't yours, you said those were copies. You said those were just, you know, copies of...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Y-y-y-your versions are just recreational-recreation-recreated facsimiles. Okay so let's agree to that...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Trying to speak''] Can I ask-can I ask you something about the Chaotic Combo and Sonichu? Yeah, those were just facsimiles, those weren't really yours...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No they were-no, they were all mine-actually they were all mine. They were all-they were originally mine.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But, the ones that I drew, were those facsimiles or are those not?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uhh...okay well...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because you, in your comic, you came and you took them away, in your-in your recent pages of your comic. I mean you said in-you said in the comics that those were mine, but, you know, so they must be original, right? [''Chris tries to interrupt, but Alec continues''] You said in the comic they weren't the Chaotic Combo, so they must be original. But then you came and took them. I-I don't get that, and you renamed them and re-restyled them.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''finally manages to break in''] Listen, listen, okay. The Chaotic Combo, in my comics, appeared before Book number 10, and originated in CWCville, Virginia, not in Minnesota, those are originally mine. But the ones that you re-drew and then made them different from how they originally were, in my comic, then that's definitely-that's totally fax-facsimiles...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mine? Then, why did you take them?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, well I mean-okay number one-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And not just the Combo, you tried to retake my Asperchu. And Asperchu wasn't, you know, a copy of anything. You-you renamed him [[Mitch Sonichu]]. I mean, Asperchu's mine. You-I don't really appreciate that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know, you accuse me of thievery, but then you go and take-and try to take my Asperchu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay well you did-you did take my [[Sonichu]], and you did claim him to be the original one, and you did claim orig-you did make it obvious in your comics where he was the original one, from the city of [[CWCville]], and even worse you made him brother to Asperchu, and uh, with the homosexual tendencies and whatnot, even when you drew the Chaotic Combo you made [[Wild]] a [[Homos|homosexual]] even when he is not.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, but Wild's not yours, what does it matter if, if my Wild's gay? I thought there was-I thought there was depth to the character, I was just trying to give them a little personality. And the homosexual references, okay this is something that came up before...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay well listen, okay well aside from the [''unintelligible''] Sonichu-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Asperchu has a girlfriend, Dixie Chu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No actually, I read further in [[Asperchu (comic)|the book]] and Dixie Chu dumped his ass.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; She doesn't-she doesn't-she doesn't-no, she doesn't mean that, she doesn't mean that.  They're, they're destined to be together, Chris, I mean, can't you see those undertones? I mean that's-that's where this whole comic is going. And besides, he's shown he's straight, I mean even if a girl does dump him, what does it matter? He went after a girl. He didn't go after a boy. Like you said, Sonichu is his brother, why would he...you know, even if he was gay why would he go for his brother? That's just-that's just sick.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Sigh''] Yeah, I mean anyway-okay well listen, how about this, in your comics, when you, uh, in the future, or in re-or re-referencing the past pages, the Sonichu that is Asperchu's brother, you just refer to him as &amp;quot;Michael,&amp;quot; and the Wild you'd refer to him as &amp;quot;Bobby&amp;quot;, and the [[Angelica]], &amp;quot;Trisha,&amp;quot; et cetera, just like I said in my pages. And &amp;quot;Mitch&amp;quot; can be Asperchu's nickname.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But, Chris, those aren't really their characters' names. I mean, Bobby and Mitch and-and, I forget the other names, I think you renamed [[Bubbles]] &amp;quot;Kitty&amp;quot; or something like that, I mean those aren't, those aren't their names.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay but, okay but you see when I gave the Chaotic Combo characters those names, originally, in my books, those would be their nick-those would be their nicknames, just, I mean-they're all Sonichus and Rosechus individually, but they're just different types, like uh, without the nickname, Wild, he would be Grass Sonichu, Bubbles would be Water Rosechu, Flying Rosechu, [[Punchy|Fighting Sonichu]], [[Magi-chan|Psychic Sonichu]]...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, I understand what you're saying, but well see there's one of the differences, though, because in my comic, those are really their names, I mean, you know, Angelica, Punchy, Bubbles, Magi-chan...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No no, you see, but those are actually their names in MY book. In my book.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Their nicknames, you said. In my comic they're their actual names. That's the difference.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I'm talking in reference to the Pokémon game, you know, if you wanted to na-if you wanted to give-if you wanted to name your Bulbasaur, they call it giving it a nickname, but really it's just giving them their NAME. So, therefore, the grass Sonichu in my book is Wild, the water Rosechu in my books are Bubbles, et cetera, et cetera, so-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know, Chris-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It would work better if you just take the nickna-the uh, names I suggested for your variations of those characters and just reference to them as such.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, um, my characters aren't Pokémon, I don't draw Pokémon, that's not how it works in my comic.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Y-yeah you have been drawing Pokémon, Sonichu is an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I thought he was a Sonichu, I mean-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sonichu is an Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. If you read back in my [[Sonichu 0|Book Number Zero]], I make it perfectly clear that Sonichu and Rosechu are Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, oh, okay. Well, I think the point of confusion there is, um, where their-like, I've never seen any Poké Balls in your comic, or trainers, or any of those other Pokémon elements, you know? Like, shouldn't they live in Poké Balls?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, there's a Poké Ball that specially catches Sonichus and Rosechus called the [[S-Chu Ball]], and there is a reference to that within the book, the crystals were the [[Sonichu Ball]] crystals, before I renamed them Chaotic Crystals, and we do have a train — we have two trainers. [[Naitsirhc]] was a Pokémon trainer, he had a [[Zapdos]], he had a red [[Gyarados]], he had a [[Mewtwo]]...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But Chris, those are-those are like Zapdos, and Mewtwo, and Gyarados, I mean does anyone-Sonichu lives in a house, doesn't he, I mean he lives like a person-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah, okay well you see, he was originally a wild Pokémon in the original Sonichu, but the original Rosechu was originally a [[Raichu]] that was caught and trained by the Pokémon trainer [[Kel|Kellie, Kel for short]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But, they live on their own now, I mean when they became Sonichu and Rosechu, they're-they're people, right? I mean they live like people, they have jobs like people, Sonichu has a job, doesn't he? I mean, what does he do?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah well you see, in that case, Kel wanted to move on with her Pokémon trainer career, but Rosechu and Sonichu wanted to live happy, individual lives together-&lt;br /&gt;
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==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1 Part 3&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|EWG-ddYef7c}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 22 [[January 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Alec]]&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]]&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[#Part 2|Part 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[#Part 4|Part 4]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -so upon realizing that, Kel just let them go, just like [[Wikipedia:Ash Ketchum|Ash]] released his Butterfree so he can go mate with the pink Butterfree.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/EP021]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh. Well I uh, I actually didn't know any of that. But I di-I digress, um, the point is-the point is that Asperchu and my version of the Chaotic Combo, all those characters, those are not Pokémon in my comics, I mean, Pokémon don't exist in the world of Asperchu. Because, you see, like Asperchu, he lives in his grandparent's house, he is a person.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm. Yeah, okay well my-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''overlapping''] My Sonichu is a person, my Chaotic Combo are people...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay well, okay, alright, but that still makes it sound like my characters when you talk about THE Sonichu from CWCville...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; They're not your characters, we've established that. They're not yours, I mean, they're my characters. [''Trying to talk over Chris''] Original. My comic is not a parody.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, Sonichu and Rosechu, I actually have paper-registered copyrights on those so I COULD sue you, but I'm trying to resolve this peacefully.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You have-okay, so you have the copyright-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, look under the copyright section of the-on the CWCipedia. It actually has the scan of the paper from the Virginia Library of Congress as well as the envelope it came in.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You have a copyright of Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But you said Sonichu's a Pokémon, right, I mean I'm pretty sure Nintendo has the copyright claim to Pokémon.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Still, it's Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, I might just wanna contact Nintendo just to make sure everything's okay, to make sure I'm not stepping on their toes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; They have been contacted before, and everything's okay, you don't need to do that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But, I mean, well then, how can you hold the copyright to a Pokémon-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The Virginia Library of Congress has allowed me-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, the Virginia Library of Congress, you know, can't tell Nintendo what to do, they can't tell Nintendo to just hand over copyrights to their creations, to just anybody. I mean, you know, Nintendo could take the Virginia Library of Congress to court and say, hey wait a minute, you know, you issued this copyright illegally.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Massive Stress Sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's just the Library of Congress.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''mumbling unintelligibly''] Okay look, let's just agree to uh, this is-what we're talking about right now just seems pointless to what we were originally talking about. Let's just agree that,uh-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't think it's pointless, I mean I'm just trying to establish the... I mean you said you could sue me, I don't want to, you know, just let that go, I mean I don't want to get sued, nobody wants to get sued. I just don't understand how you could sue me-that's what I'm confused on, I mean, you're confusing me, Chris. I mean, call me naïve, but this is-I just don't get exactly what you're getting at.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay well-okay yeah, I'm trying to prevent from having to go into the legal issues as well, so-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I appreciate that, but I just don't understand how you have a legal ground to sue me, I mean, because Pokémon-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -because I-because I do hold the copyright to Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But Sonichu's a Pokémon.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''flustered''] Look, let's just rewind, can we-can we-let's just rewind and go back to what we agreed on before, you know re-uh-readjusting the advertisement signs and uh, giving me, a possible CWCipedia ad on the Asperpedia, and, we just-let the Sonichu in your book be known as-be known as Michael Sonichu, as well as the other Sonichus and Rosechus of the Chaotic Combo, of my Chaotic Combo, let's just rename them the names I suggested in my book-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Umm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; In your book.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright, like I said I'll talk to Mao about the ads; as far as the renaming goes, if you're-I guess you can make up some characters, Mike Sonichu, Mitch Sonichu and whatever, that's your comic book, if you want to create those characters that's fine. I mean, like I said I'm not going to rename my characters.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And-and you know now that you bring this back to the table, another thing that kind of vexed me in your comic was that you as a, you as uh, [[Collosal Chan]]-was it Collosal Chan or Collosal Chu? I don't recall-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It is Collosal-it is Collosal Chris-chan, that'd be me in my super form after releasing the seven Chaotic Crystals, or the &amp;quot;Sonichu Ball Crystals&amp;quot; as they are also known as.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. So Collosal Chris-chan and uh, Sonichu, and he was in his [[Ultra Sonichu|ultra form]], I think-you two came to, well first of all you saw the drawing of Asperchu's house and you mistook that as my house. Just to clarify, that's not my house, [[14 Branchland Court|I made up that house, that-that came out of nowhere, I just decided hey, you know, a big dull-looking happy house]], that'd be funny as Asperchu's home, but, but anyway, you thought it was my house and you came to what you thought was my house and you broke into my house and after breaking and entering-which is a crime, by the way-you proceeded to hack into my computer, and I think you deleted the entire Asperpedia website, and then you deleted all my files of Asperchu comics and everything else, and then I think you stole some [[Dating education|dating program]] or something that you thought was on my-I, I mean this is a multitude of crimes, Chris, that was criminal intent. I mean, why did you do that, you know, those are illegal acts.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know, I mean, that's not a nice thing to do.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''defensively''] Yeah, well it wasn't very nice taking the Sonichu that was originally from CWCville, and then claiming him to be Asperchu's brother. [''burps''] Excuse me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, I didn't show Asperchu breaking into Sonichu's house and destroying valuable documents on his computer. I mean this comic is going to be my lifeblood, this is my franchise, this is my multimedia empire I'm trying to build here, and you just destroyed it on a whim. I mean, why did you do that? I-I just don't get that. Asperchu ne-Asperchu has been nice to Sonichu since they've met, they've been friends and they've treated each other like brothers, and they fought battles side by side. I mean haven't you ever had a website hacked before? I have, it sucks, you know, do you know what it feels like to have your videos and computer hacked?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I-I have, truly I have, and it was not very nice; I had the original Sonichu site, which was [[CWC's Sonichu Site]] simply, originally on the Tripod web server, hacked into by one [[Clyde Cash]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well then you know how much it sucks, why would you do it to another person? I mean it's one thing if it never happened to you, if it never happened to you it's still bad but you can claim ignorance, but, but you-it happened to you, and then you turned around and did it to me. I mean, [[Chris and hypocrisy|why the double standard, Chris]], why is it okay to hack into my computer and destroy my files?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Groans, then sighs''] Okay I'm gonna go ahead and- cause you gave me permission to call you, and I'm going to call you, naï- [''static cuts off Chris before he completes the word 'naïve' '']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, you're cutting off.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because I have-I have tried to explain to you as clearly as possible, in my own best words I could come up with, that I'm getting tired of this long, drawn-out conversation, that obviously you're just too naïve to understand! Think about it! Think long and hard-read all my comic pages, from [[Sonichu 0|book number zero]] to the last-to the current page-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...help me understand why you threatened me in videos and-and drew yourself breaking into my house and committing multiple felonies. That's what I'm asking an explanation for, I mean the ads, and the naming issue, we settled that, this is a new issue and I'm trying to talk it out with you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, yeah okay, well you referenced the Sonichu in your book to be the one from CWCville, and then making him, without my permission, Asperchu's brother. And then without my permission, you took the-&lt;br /&gt;
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=Part 4=&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|p3Hh3CC7vMc}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 22 [[January 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Alec]]&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]]&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[#Part 3|Part 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -you recreated the Chaotic Combo, and then reformatted their personalities in more ways than one, without my permission! And then you go kill-and then you go kill off with blood and gore detail, and then your recreation of Angelica-the flyer, the grass, and the fighter, who are also known as Angelica, Wild, and Punchy! How do you think I feel about that, how would you like it if I went into blood and gory detail of slicing and dicing Jonas Chu, that green one, [''Alec tries to interrupt''] Jivin, and Max? I'm sorry, what?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, I just said the green one is, is Peter Chu. Um, okay, I understand why you're angry, but didn't we already establish that the characters I drew are not related to your Chaotic Combo? I mean, in your [[mailbag]], I've seen a lot of people have written to you about the Chaotic Combo, and, you know, other Asperchu similarities and things like that, and your response, almost always, is Alec Benson Leary and Asperchu have no relation to you whatsoever-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sigh''] In reference to the business, as in like, you know, I actually never originally gave you or Mao permission to put the ads on the CWCipedia in the first place, especially in such large proportions where I had to scroll down to even edit the page or even to log in. But I never even gave you permission to put the ads in the introductory box, which is [[Chris and the law|a felony]] that [[Jack Thaddeus]] has violated before-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah that Jack guy, that's the name of the guy I know that Mao bought the adspace from. He told me. But um, as I understand the way the ads work is you know, if a website hosts, you know, public adspace that can be purchased for advertising, anybody can buy the rights to advertise.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I get that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, so I mean, how is that illegal that I purchased the adspace? And you said it was illegal, you said it was wrongful a number of times, I know you've used that word-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Because I was not in the loop about this...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, that's between you and your web manager. You should be in the loop about it, I agree about that, you should be in the loop about it. But I can't be held responsible if you didn't get that information from your webmaster.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Sigh''] Alright, well listen, the battery power on my phone is running low, perhaps we could talk again another time. You take care-you take care, stay safe, bye now.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'd like to talk-[''cuts off'']&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sources ==&lt;br /&gt;
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=External Links=&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.mediafire.com/?7mwd23w3a7wdcv7 Audio download]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNQNdjFES7o The call on YouTube]&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1''' is the first call between [[Chris]] and [[Asperchu|Alec]], which took place on 22 January 2010.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Summary==&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris and Alec discuss the size and location of [[Asperpedia]] advertisements on the [[CWCipedia]]. Chris tries to dictate the content of Alec's ''[[Asperchu]]'' comics by telling him to tone down the amount of violence in the series. He also goes on to tell Alec to rename Asperchu's versions of the [[Chaotic Combo]] characters to the names created in [[Wikipedia:Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Alec questions how Chris can hold a [[copyright]] on [[Sonichu]] when Sonichu is in fact a [[Pokémon]], a derivative of another creator's copyrighted work, after which Chris jumps to change the subject to avoid admitting that Alec has a point. (Chris similarly avoids or ignores the obvious truth about his &amp;quot;original&amp;quot; characters in other conversations with Alec.) Alec also confronts Chris's ill-will towards Asperchu and Alec himself by bringing up the pages of ''Sonichu'' #10 where Chris drew his super-form breaking into Alec's house and destroying his website and computer. Chris retaliates by saying that Alec's killing of Chris's fictional characters in ''Asperchu'' justifies his fantasies of committing destruction of property and theft. Chris becomes increasingly [[stress]]ed out as the call goes on and eventually hangs up on Alec, claiming that his phone's battery is running low.&lt;br /&gt;
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=Part 1=&lt;br /&gt;
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==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|oNQNdjFES7o}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 22 [[January 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Alec]]&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]]&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = n/a&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[#Part 2|Part 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hi, is this... is this, uh, Christian Weston Chandler?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, this is Christian, may I help you?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hi Chris, um... this is Alec Benson Leary. Is it- Is it okay if we talk?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh yes. Uh... Sure. Yes. So uh...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. Good. Well, uh, there's a couple of things I wanted to talk about tonight. Um, first of all, uh... Well I understand you've got... you've got a problem with the ads that are on [[CWCipedia]]? Can you... Can you tell me a little bit more about um... I kinda want to have, you know, get a compromise and settle this 'cause... 'cause I don't... I don't want anybody to be angry.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, well, um... yeah. I'll let you have your ads on the CWCipedia but don't make them too big, and uh, leave 'em in the side bar.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay... um...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Interrupts''] I don't want- I don't want- I do not want them in- I do not want them c... c... covering over... the introductory box or any- or anything else where I have to scroll down even to edit the pages. Or even to log in.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, um. Well I understand-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So- so Okay cool. Just keep your ads on the sidebar.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah, my friend [[Asperchu|Mao]], he um, he actually makes the ads for me. I- I didn't make them myself but I can try to talk to him about that. Um, about the size.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. Alright.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; As for like, where on the CWCipedia they are, I don't know if Mao controls that or not, I don't think he does. I think... I'm not sure what controls like where the adspace goes, you know on the website itself. I mean, I'll talk to Mao about it but I'm not sure if he controls that either.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Okay.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah like, I can talk to him, so. But you might want to talk to your web manager or whatever, 'cause they set up the way the adspace goes, you know?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, and also, just uh, just one more concern of mine upon- uh, yeah, I've uh, read your pages on the ''Asperchu'' comic. But the-and the recent pages, what do you think you're doing- what do you think you- what do you think you're parodying, ''[[Wikipedia:Happy Tree Friends|Happy Tree Friends]]''?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um... W... What's ''Happy Tree Friends''? What's that? &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Sighs''] It's supposed to be like a happy [[Honest Content|TV-Y]] show, but it's actually- it's actually adult and dark humor because they go into cut-slashing all the cute characters up and uh, it's- well all the blood and gore and everything, and yet they make them come- th- they make them come back to life unharmed the very next episode, just to slice and duh- slice and dice 'em up again.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh. Um, I've actually never heard of that series. Is that- What is, is that on [[Wikipedia:Cartoon Network|Cartoon Network]] or...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Talking over Alec''] ye- yeah... no you can look it up on [[Netflix]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah that's a good place. But anyway, yeah, blood and gore. Yeah, that's not a good way to go, especially when you killed, even con- even considerable facsimiles of my own characters in that sense, and in that detail.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well you know, um, I actually- I got a lot of uh, actually positive response from my fans when I did that, um... Because you know, some of my fans-- [''trails off as Chris interrupts'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah, that's another thing. Yeah that's another thing. Encourage [[Fanbase|the fans that were originally my fans]] to come back to me. I would appreciate that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, Well I, I mean, y-you know I tell my fans all about you all the time, Chris, because, you know, like I've told you in a lot of the letters I've written to you you were a big in- inspiration to me. You know, I don't really know what to say to my fans as far as that goes, I mean... They uh, they love my comic. I get a lot, I get a lot of fanmail about it, I mean...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, okay. Um, okay how about this, uh, just to make it equal, um, put an advertisement for the CWCipedia on uh- on the Asperpedia. About as much as the Asperpedia ads are on my CWCipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, well, uh, yeah, we might be able to work something out, you know. [''Chris continues to try and interrupt Alec.''] You'd probably want to contact Mao, 'cause he's my manager. He does all the, y'know, the grunt work on Asperpedia. Um, I-I'm not even sure, like what, like how selling the adspace works, but I'm sure he'd be willing to sell you some adspace on Asperpedia. We could definitely try to work something like that out.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''small sigh, in a whispered tone''] ''Yeah, so basically...'' Alright well- alright well, h- Mao and I can talk through e-mail.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah. Yeah 'cause, you can- I mean, like I said I don't know the details but I know adspace is up for purchase, so...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Alright. Alright, well then, we got it settled on- at least on, your ads on my CWCipedia. And, uh, yeah, ease up on the- not so much blood and gore. And, uh, try to bring my fans- let my- take m- direct my- redirect my fans back to me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um... well, uh, y-you know, uh... I-I'm trying to think of- of a good way to say this, but you know, i- i- we are- we are in kind of a, like a- a friendly competition if you will. I mean, we're, y'know, we're- we're both [[Chris and Art|artists]], kind of, y'- i- I mean, I don- I don't really- I-I mean, it doesn't really make sense for an artist to say to his fans, &amp;quot;Hey, hey guys, don't, uh, follow me anymore, go back to, y'know, this other artist.&amp;quot; I mean, I mean, wo- would you do that to- for your fans? Would you say, &amp;quot;Hey, hey fans, go- go talk to Alec,&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;go watch Alec's cartoon,&amp;quot; or anyone else's cartoon, really. I mean, no, you want- you want the fans to follow you, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um. Okay, um. Okay, yeah, I can understand that. Um, okay, um.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well since, well since you and I are on- are on okay agreeing mutua- ah- uh- okay talking tones right now.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm-hmm?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How about I, uh, how about I just, uh, re- how 'bout I just, uh, remove all the bad talk I have- I have against you, and then start- and then start saying that, I- that you're- that you're ''okayyy'', that your- your- your s- your- your co- your, uh, comics are okay, that- and uh, you know, you- ah- y'know, but still saying like, you know, I would appreciate it if you would stay being my fans, but, y'know, if you want to go look at, uh, your w- go look at his work and- that's fine I can't stop you there, but you know, [''Alec tries to interject.''] [''stuttering''] I think you asked me long ti-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well actually, I'm glad that you're- I'm glad that you're bringing this up 'cause, um, uh, y- I do say we're on friendly terms right now and I'd like to keep it that way because, your- you know, I- I- I got my start because of you, um, but to be- to be honest, I want to be honest and frank, y-uh, with you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm. Mm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, you made a couple of videos. And I don't- I don't watch all your videos but I-I do try to keep up, I mean I spent a lot of time drawing the comics, so I don't have a lot of time to, y'know, watch videos anymore but um, I saw a couple of [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|videos]] where you, uh, you actually threatened me with uh, y'know, physical puni...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''interrupts''] Umm, yeah. Okay well...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Trying to talk''] And that didn't make me feel--&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Talking over Alec''] I was uh, I was, well I was more angry back then because it was an immediate, uh, response, but now things have settled down and we're talking okay. I can- I'll make- I can make a new video jus' saying like, you know, I apologize for those threats, and uh, that things are okay here.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay and, and about you um- also the video where you, uh... you wanted [[Patti Chandler|your- your dog]] to eat me, or something like that, you- you- your dog to eat my soul, I mean that- I- I- Like, the [[death threats]] were kind of scary to begin with, but that, that was just disturbing, Chris, I- [''trails off'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm, yeah, okay, okay yeah, well I'll- okay, well I- I'll take- I'll take that back as well, I'm sorry.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, and, and um, that- that kind of leads me into another point, um you, you're under the impression that, um... that I was, that I was besmirching your dog in my comic, and I'm not really sure what you mean by that. [&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''interrupts: Well, you're j- I- It's just tha-''] Could you explain to me?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay well, the villain, the dog- the dog in your comic, i- it looks simila- it looks similar to my dog, especially around the green neckerchief and, uh, other parts that are green on that dog. [&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''Well, I mean, y'know, Chris, that's just...''] And the, and the shape of the dog, just looked like my dog.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well it's just a-a lot of dogs look like that, Chris, I mean a lot of... it- i- i- it's just a neckerchief, I mean, y'know, it's just a little flair for the dog. That doesn't mean it's your dog. I- Y'know...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I think- I think honestly you make that, uh,  assumption with a lot of my characters, 'cause it seems like you think that, um, a lot of my characters were you know, like ripping off your characters, or- or even you yourself, because you said that Asperchu was...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah- Yeah, Buddha- Yeah, [[Obesity|Buddha belly]] and the [[Muscle bra|manboobs]] and the [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I mean, Chris, y- y'know, Asperchu is not a--&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, and the [[Love quest|sweetheart search]] thing and the [[Crystal Weston Chandler|future daughter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I mean, c- Asperchu's not a [[parody]], Chris, I mean he's an original creation, like...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay... Uhhkay.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know just because he has, y'know, the glasses, and the Buddha belly, and the- and- and the manboobs, and... and the goatee, you know, that doesn't make him a parody of you. I mean, that's... And y- and besides you said you had the past Budd-&lt;br /&gt;
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==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1 Part 2&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|ysPFqIRSqtY}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 22 [[January 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Alec]]&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]]&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[#Part 1|Part 1]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[#Part 3|Part 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -I mean, how could it be a parody of you if, if your belly is [''unintelligible due to Chris talking over him'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; If I-if I, you, you mean if I [[Lie|currently do not have the Buddha belly]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, exactly, so Asperchu can't be a parody of you, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. Well...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, doesn't that-that makes sense to me, doesn't that make sense to you?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, I s-yeah, that's fine.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, it's just a little-it seems-it seems a little [[naïve]] to think that Asperchu and everything are parodies of your char-I mean, I do include some of your characters in the comic, and those-those-my original characters are purely original. Asperchu... nothing about Asperchu is a parody. [''Chris tries to interrupt, but Alec continues''] And actually-actually, I'd kind of like you to issue your retraction video to, to um, let everyone know that Asperchu is original and is not a parody in any way. Or if there are-oh, and, and you did mention that I don't have a disclaimer on my comics, but uh, that made me think I should create a disclaimer and so I did, so if there are any elements that look parodic, I'm covered.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, okay, yeah. And also, yeah, you definitely do reference my [[Sonichu]] and my [[CWCville]] and especially the [[Chaotic Combo]] recently.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well as you said those weren't yours, you said those were copies. You said those were just, you know, copies of...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Y-y-y-your versions are just recreational-recreation-recreated facsimiles. Okay so let's agree to that...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Trying to speak''] Can I ask-can I ask you something about the Chaotic Combo and Sonichu? Yeah, those were just facsimiles, those weren't really yours...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No they were-no, they were all mine-actually they were all mine. They were all-they were originally mine.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But, the ones that I drew, were those facsimiles or are those not?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uhh...okay well...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because you, in your comic, you came and you took them away, in your-in your recent pages of your comic. I mean you said in-you said in the comics that those were mine, but, you know, so they must be original, right? [''Chris tries to interrupt, but Alec continues''] You said in the comic they weren't the Chaotic Combo, so they must be original. But then you came and took them. I-I don't get that, and you renamed them and re-restyled them.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''finally manages to break in''] Listen, listen, okay. The Chaotic Combo, in my comics, appeared before Book number 10, and originated in CWCville, Virginia, not in Minnesota, those are originally mine. But the ones that you re-drew and then made them different from how they originally were, in my comic, then that's definitely-that's totally fax-facsimiles...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mine? Then, why did you take them?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And not just the Combo, you tried to retake my Asperchu. And Asperchu wasn't, you know, a copy of anything. You-you renamed him [[Mitch Sonichu]]. I mean, Asperchu's mine. You-I don't really appreciate that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know, you accuse me of thievery, but then you go and take-and try to take my Asperchu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay well you did-you did take my [[Sonichu]], and you did claim him to be the original one, and you did claim orig-you did make it obvious in your comics where he was the original one, from the city of [[CWCville]], and even worse you made him brother to Asperchu, and uh, with the homosexual tendencies and whatnot, even when you drew the Chaotic Combo you made [[Wild]] a [[Homos|homosexual]] even when he is not.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, but Wild's not yours, what does it matter if, if my Wild's gay? I thought there was-I thought there was depth to the character, I was just trying to give them a little personality. And the homosexual references, okay this is something that came up before...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay well listen, okay well aside from the [''unintelligible''] Sonichu-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Asperchu has a girlfriend, Dixie Chu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No actually, I read further in [[Asperchu (comic)|the book]] and Dixie Chu dumped his ass.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; She doesn't-she doesn't-she doesn't-no, she doesn't mean that, she doesn't mean that.  They're, they're destined to be together, Chris, I mean, can't you see those undertones? I mean that's-that's where this whole comic is going. And besides, he's shown he's straight, I mean even if a girl does dump him, what does it matter? He went after a girl. He didn't go after a boy. Like you said, Sonichu is his brother, why would he...you know, even if he was gay why would he go for his brother? That's just-that's just sick.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Sigh''] Yeah, I mean anyway-okay well listen, how about this, in your comics, when you, uh, in the future, or in re-or re-referencing the past pages, the Sonichu that is Asperchu's brother, you just refer to him as &amp;quot;Michael,&amp;quot; and the Wild you'd refer to him as &amp;quot;Bobby&amp;quot;, and the [[Angelica]], &amp;quot;Trisha,&amp;quot; et cetera, just like I said in my pages. And &amp;quot;Mitch&amp;quot; can be Asperchu's nickname.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But, Chris, those aren't really their characters' names. I mean, Bobby and Mitch and-and, I forget the other names, I think you renamed [[Bubbles]] &amp;quot;Kitty&amp;quot; or something like that, I mean those aren't, those aren't their names.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay but, okay but you see when I gave the Chaotic Combo characters those names, originally, in my books, those would be their nick-those would be their nicknames, just, I mean-they're all Sonichus and Rosechus individually, but they're just different types, like uh, without the nickname, Wild, he would be Grass Sonichu, Bubbles would be Water Rosechu, Flying Rosechu, [[Punchy|Fighting Sonichu]], [[Magi-chan|Psychic Sonichu]]...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, I understand what you're saying, but well see there's one of the differences, though, because in my comic, those are really their names, I mean, you know, Angelica, Punchy, Bubbles, Magi-chan...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No no, you see, but those are actually their names in MY book. In my book.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Their nicknames, you said. In my comic they're their actual names. That's the difference.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I'm talking in reference to the Pokémon game, you know, if you wanted to na-if you wanted to give-if you wanted to name your Bulbasaur, they call it giving it a nickname, but really it's just giving them their NAME. So, therefore, the grass Sonichu in my book is Wild, the water Rosechu in my books are Bubbles, et cetera, et cetera, so-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know, Chris-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It would work better if you just take the nickna-the uh, names I suggested for your variations of those characters and just reference to them as such.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, um, my characters aren't Pokémon, I don't draw Pokémon, that's not how it works in my comic.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Y-yeah you have been drawing Pokémon, Sonichu is an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I thought he was a Sonichu, I mean-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sonichu is an Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. If you read back in my [[Sonichu 0|Book Number Zero]], I make it perfectly clear that Sonichu and Rosechu are Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, oh, okay. Well, I think the point of confusion there is, um, where their-like, I've never seen any Poké Balls in your comic, or trainers, or any of those other Pokémon elements, you know? Like, shouldn't they live in Poké Balls?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, there's a Poké Ball that specially catches Sonichus and Rosechus called the [[S-Chu Ball]], and there is a reference to that within the book, the crystals were the [[Sonichu Ball]] crystals, before I renamed them Chaotic Crystals, and we do have a train — we have two trainers. [[Naitsirhc]] was a Pokémon trainer, he had a [[Zapdos]], he had a red [[Gyarados]], he had a [[Mewtwo]]...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But Chris, those are-those are like Zapdos, and Mewtwo, and Gyarados, I mean does anyone-Sonichu lives in a house, doesn't he, I mean he lives like a person-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah, okay well you see, he was originally a wild Pokémon in the original Sonichu, but the original Rosechu was originally a [[Raichu]] that was caught and trained by the Pokémon trainer [[Kel|Kellie, Kel for short]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But, they live on their own now, I mean when they became Sonichu and Rosechu, they're-they're people, right? I mean they live like people, they have jobs like people, Sonichu has a job, doesn't he? I mean, what does he do?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah well you see, in that case, Kel wanted to move on with her Pokémon trainer career, but Rosechu and Sonichu wanted to live happy, individual lives together-&lt;br /&gt;
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=Part 3=&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|EWG-ddYef7c}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 22 [[January 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Alec]]&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]]&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[#Part 2|Part 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[#Part 4|Part 4]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -so upon realizing that, Kel just let them go, just like [[Wikipedia:Ash Ketchum|Ash]] released his Butterfree so he can go mate with the pink Butterfree.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/EP021]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh. Well I uh, I actually didn't know any of that. But I di-I digress, um, the point is-the point is that Asperchu and my version of the Chaotic Combo, all those characters, those are not Pokémon in my comics, I mean, Pokémon don't exist in the world of Asperchu. Because, you see, like Asperchu, he lives in his grandparent's house, he is a person.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm. Yeah, okay well my-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''overlapping''] My Sonichu is a person, my Chaotic Combo are people...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay well, okay, alright, but that still makes it sound like my characters when you talk about THE Sonichu from CWCville...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; They're not your characters, we've established that. They're not yours, I mean, they're my characters. [''Trying to talk over Chris''] Original. My comic is not a parody.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, Sonichu and Rosechu, I actually have paper-registered copyrights on those so I COULD sue you, but I'm trying to resolve this peacefully.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You have-okay, so you have the copyright-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, look under the copyright section of the-on the CWCipedia. It actually has the scan of the paper from the Virginia Library of Congress as well as the envelope it came in.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You have a copyright of Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But you said Sonichu's a Pokémon, right, I mean I'm pretty sure Nintendo has the copyright claim to Pokémon.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Still, it's Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, I might just wanna contact Nintendo just to make sure everything's okay, to make sure I'm not stepping on their toes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; They have been contacted before, and everything's okay, you don't need to do that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But, I mean, well then, how can you hold the copyright to a Pokémon-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The Virginia Library of Congress has allowed me-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, the Virginia Library of Congress, you know, can't tell Nintendo what to do, they can't tell Nintendo to just hand over copyrights to their creations, to just anybody. I mean, you know, Nintendo could take the Virginia Library of Congress to court and say, hey wait a minute, you know, you issued this copyright illegally.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Massive Stress Sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's just the Library of Congress.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''mumbling unintelligibly''] Okay look, let's just agree to uh, this is-what we're talking about right now just seems pointless to what we were originally talking about. Let's just agree that,uh-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't think it's pointless, I mean I'm just trying to establish the... I mean you said you could sue me, I don't want to, you know, just let that go, I mean I don't want to get sued, nobody wants to get sued. I just don't understand how you could sue me-that's what I'm confused on, I mean, you're confusing me, Chris. I mean, call me naïve, but this is-I just don't get exactly what you're getting at.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay well-okay yeah, I'm trying to prevent from having to go into the legal issues as well, so-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I appreciate that, but I just don't understand how you have a legal ground to sue me, I mean, because Pokémon-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -because I-because I do hold the copyright to Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But Sonichu's a Pokémon.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''flustered''] Look, let's just rewind, can we-can we-let's just rewind and go back to what we agreed on before, you know re-uh-readjusting the advertisement signs and uh, giving me, a possible CWCipedia ad on the Asperpedia, and, we just-let the Sonichu in your book be known as-be known as Michael Sonichu, as well as the other Sonichus and Rosechus of the Chaotic Combo, of my Chaotic Combo, let's just rename them the names I suggested in my book-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Umm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; In your book.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright, like I said I'll talk to Mao about the ads; as far as the renaming goes, if you're-I guess you can make up some characters, Mike Sonichu, Mitch Sonichu and whatever, that's your comic book, if you want to create those characters that's fine. I mean, like I said I'm not going to rename my characters.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And-and you know now that you bring this back to the table, another thing that kind of vexed me in your comic was that you as a, you as uh, [[Collosal Chan]]-was it Collosal Chan or Collosal Chu? I don't recall-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It is Collosal-it is Collosal Chris-chan, that'd be me in my super form after releasing the seven Chaotic Crystals, or the &amp;quot;Sonichu Ball Crystals&amp;quot; as they are also known as.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. So Collosal Chris-chan and uh, Sonichu, and he was in his [[Ultra Sonichu|ultra form]], I think-you two came to, well first of all you saw the drawing of Asperchu's house and you mistook that as my house. Just to clarify, that's not my house, [[14 Branchland Court|I made up that house, that-that came out of nowhere, I just decided hey, you know, a big dull-looking happy house]], that'd be funny as Asperchu's home, but, but anyway, you thought it was my house and you came to what you thought was my house and you broke into my house and after breaking and entering-which is a crime, by the way-you proceeded to hack into my computer, and I think you deleted the entire Asperpedia website, and then you deleted all my files of Asperchu comics and everything else, and then I think you stole some [[Dating education|dating program]] or something that you thought was on my-I, I mean this is a multitude of crimes, Chris, that was criminal intent. I mean, why did you do that, you know, those are illegal acts.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know, I mean, that's not a nice thing to do.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''defensively''] Yeah, well it wasn't very nice taking the Sonichu that was originally from CWCville, and then claiming him to be Asperchu's brother. [''burps''] Excuse me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, I didn't show Asperchu breaking into Sonichu's house and destroying valuable documents on his computer. I mean this comic is going to be my lifeblood, this is my franchise, this is my multimedia empire I'm trying to build here, and you just destroyed it on a whim. I mean, why did you do that? I-I just don't get that. Asperchu ne-Asperchu has been nice to Sonichu since they've met, they've been friends and they've treated each other like brothers, and they fought battles side by side. I mean haven't you ever had a website hacked before? I have, it sucks, you know, do you know what it feels like to have your videos and computer hacked?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I-I have, truly I have, and it was not very nice; I had the original Sonichu site, which was [[CWC's Sonichu Site]] simply, originally on the Tripod web server, hacked into by one [[Clyde Cash]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well then you know how much it sucks, why would you do it to another person? I mean it's one thing if it never happened to you, if it never happened to you it's still bad but you can claim ignorance, but, but you-it happened to you, and then you turned around and did it to me. I mean, [[Chris and hypocrisy|why the double standard, Chris]], why is it okay to hack into my computer and destroy my files?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Groans, then sighs''] Okay I'm gonna go ahead and- cause you gave me permission to call you, and I'm going to call you, naï- [''static cuts off Chris before he completes the word 'naïve' '']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, you're cutting off.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because I have-I have tried to explain to you as clearly as possible, in my own best words I could come up with, that I'm getting tired of this long, drawn-out conversation, that obviously you're just too naïve to understand! Think about it! Think long and hard-read all my comic pages, from [[Sonichu 0|book number zero]] to the last-to the current page-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...help me understand why you threatened me in videos and-and drew yourself breaking into my house and committing multiple felonies. That's what I'm asking an explanation for, I mean the ads, and the naming issue, we settled that, this is a new issue and I'm trying to talk it out with you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, yeah okay, well you referenced the Sonichu in your book to be the one from CWCville, and then making him, without my permission, Asperchu's brother. And then without my permission, you took the-&lt;br /&gt;
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=Part 4=&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|p3Hh3CC7vMc}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 22 [[January 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Alec]]&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]]&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[#Part 3|Part 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -you recreated the Chaotic Combo, and then reformatted their personalities in more ways than one, without my permission! And then you go kill-and then you go kill off with blood and gore detail, and then your recreation of Angelica-the flyer, the grass, and the fighter, who are also known as Angelica, Wild, and Punchy! How do you think I feel about that, how would you like it if I went into blood and gory detail of slicing and dicing Jonas Chu, that green one, [''Alec tries to interrupt''] Jivin, and Max? I'm sorry, what?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, I just said the green one is, is Peter Chu. Um, okay, I understand why you're angry, but didn't we already establish that the characters I drew are not related to your Chaotic Combo? I mean, in your [[mailbag]], I've seen a lot of people have written to you about the Chaotic Combo, and, you know, other Asperchu similarities and things like that, and your response, almost always, is Alec Benson Leary and Asperchu have no relation to you whatsoever-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sigh''] In reference to the business, as in like, you know, I actually never originally gave you or Mao permission to put the ads on the CWCipedia in the first place, especially in such large proportions where I had to scroll down to even edit the page or even to log in. But I never even gave you permission to put the ads in the introductory box, which is [[Chris and the law|a felony]] that [[Jack Thaddeus]] has violated before-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah that Jack guy, that's the name of the guy I know that Mao bought the adspace from. He told me. But um, as I understand the way the ads work is you know, if a website hosts, you know, public adspace that can be purchased for advertising, anybody can buy the rights to advertise.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I get that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, so I mean, how is that illegal that I purchased the adspace? And you said it was illegal, you said it was wrongful a number of times, I know you've used that word-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Because I was not in the loop about this...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, that's between you and your web manager. You should be in the loop about it, I agree about that, you should be in the loop about it. But I can't be held responsible if you didn't get that information from your webmaster.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Sigh''] Alright, well listen, the battery power on my phone is running low, perhaps we could talk again another time. You take care-you take care, stay safe, bye now.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'd like to talk-[''cuts off'']&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sources ==&lt;br /&gt;
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=External Links=&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.mediafire.com/?7mwd23w3a7wdcv7 Audio download]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNQNdjFES7o The call on YouTube]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{FanChats}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Phone calls]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mikau</name></author>
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== GENERAL FAGGOTRY ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I transcribe things, and I am around to read a lot of articles and fix inconsistencies, errors, unnecessary piping, etc. I am like a janitor. A cool janitor.&lt;br /&gt;
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== TO DO == &lt;br /&gt;
* Clean up the Alec Benson Leary calls and make them more &amp;quot;complete.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Clean up every Kacey call and make summaries for them.&lt;br /&gt;
** Make sure to use material from the &amp;quot;list&amp;quot; summary in the paragraph summary.&lt;br /&gt;
* Ask around/try to find the Mumbles, as some of the links are dead.&lt;br /&gt;
** If anyone has those, it'd be great if you could re-up them so I can scrub around the transcriptions!&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Complain on the CWCki forums about how cleaning transcriptions is difficult.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mikau</name></author>
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		<title>Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1</title>
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&lt;div&gt;'''Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1''' is the first call between [[Chris]] and [[Asperchu|Alec]], which took place on 22 January 2010.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Summary==&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris and Alec discuss the size and location of [[Asperpedia]] advertisements on the [[CWCipedia]]. Chris tries to dictate the content of Alec's ''[[Asperchu]]'' comics by telling him to tone down the amount of violence in the series. He also goes on to tell Alec to rename Asperchu's versions of the [[Chaotic Combo]] characters to the names created in [[Wikipedia:Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Alec questions how Chris can hold a [[copyright]] on [[Sonichu]] when Sonichu is in fact a [[Pokémon]], a derivative of another creator's copyrighted work, after which Chris jumps to change the subject to avoid admitting that Alec has a point. (Chris similarly avoids or ignores the obvious truth about his &amp;quot;original&amp;quot; characters in other conversations with Alec.) Alec also confronts Chris's ill-will towards Asperchu and Alec himself by bringing up the pages of ''Sonichu'' #10 where Chris drew his super-form breaking into Alec's house and destroying his website and computer. Chris retaliates by saying that Alec's killing of Chris's fictional characters in ''Asperchu'' justifies his fantasies of committing destruction of property and theft. Chris becomes increasingly [[stress]]ed out as the call goes on and eventually hangs up on Alec, claiming that his phone's battery is running low.&lt;br /&gt;
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=Part 1=&lt;br /&gt;
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==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|oNQNdjFES7o}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 22 [[January 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Alec]]&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]]&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = n/a&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[#Part 2|Part 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hi, is this... is this, uh, Christian Weston Chandler?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, this is Christian, may I help you?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hi Chris, um... this is Alec Benson Leary. Is it- Is it okay if we talk?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh yes. Uh... Sure. Yes. So uh...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. Good. Well, uh, there's a couple of things I wanted to talk about tonight. Um, first of all, uh... Well I understand you've got... you've got a problem with the ads that are on [[CWCipedia]]? Can you... Can you tell me a little bit more about um... I kinda want to have, you know, get a compromise and settle this 'cause... 'cause I don't... I don't want anybody to be angry.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, well, um... yeah. I'll let you have your ads on the CWCipedia but don't make them too big, and uh, leave 'em in the side bar.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay... um...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Interrupts''] I don't want- I don't want- I do not want them in- I do not want them c... c... covering over... the introductory box or any- or anything else where I have to scroll down even to edit the pages. Or even to log in.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, um. Well I understand-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So- so Okay cool. Just keep your ads on the sidebar.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah, my friend [[Asperchu|Mao]], he um, he actually makes the ads for me. I- I didn't make them myself but I can try to talk to him about that. Um, about the size.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. Alright.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; As for like, where on the CWCipedia they are, I don't know if Mao controls that or not, I don't think he does. I think... I'm not sure what controls like where the adspace goes, you know on the website itself. I mean, I'll talk to Mao about it but I'm not sure if he controls that either.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Okay.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah like, I can talk to him, so. But you might want to talk to your web manager or whatever, 'cause they set up the way the adspace goes, you know?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, and also, just uh, just one more concern of mine upon- uh, yeah, I've uh, read your pages on the ''Asperchu'' comic. But the-and the recent pages, what do you think you're doing- what do you think you- what do you think you're parodying, ''[[Wikipedia:Happy Tree Friends|Happy Tree Friends]]''?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um... W... What's ''Happy Tree Friends''? What's that? &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Sighs''] It's supposed to be like a happy [[Honest Content|TV-Y]] show, but it's actually- it's actually adult and dark humor because they go into cut-slashing all the cute characters up and uh, it's- well all the blood and gore and everything, and yet they make them come- th- they make them come back to life unharmed the very next episode, just to slice and duh- slice and dice 'em up again.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh. Um, I've actually never heard of that series. Is that- What is, is that on [[Wikipedia:Cartoon Network|Cartoon Network]] or...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Talking over Alec''] ye- yeah... no you can look it up on [[Netflix]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah that's a good place. But anyway, yeah, blood and gore. Yeah, that's not a good way to go, especially when you killed, even con- even considerable facsimiles of my own characters in that sense, and in that detail.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well you know, um, I actually- I got a lot of uh, actually positive response from my fans when I did that, um... Because you know, some of my fans-- [''trails off as Chris interrupts'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah, that's another thing. Yeah that's another thing. Encourage [[Fanbase|the fans that were originally my fans]] to come back to me. I would appreciate that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, Well I, I mean, y-you know I tell my fans all about you all the time, Chris, because, you know, like I've told you in a lot of the letters I've written to you you were a big in- inspiration to me. You know, I don't really know what to say to my fans as far as that goes, I mean... They uh, they love my comic. I get a lot, I get a lot of fanmail about it, I mean...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, okay. Um, okay how about this, uh, just to make it equal, um, put an advertisement for the CWCipedia on uh- on the Asperpedia. About as much as the Asperpedia ads are on my CWCipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, well, uh, yeah, we might be able to work something out, you know. [''Chris continues to try and interrupt Alec.''] You'd probably want to contact Mao, 'cause he's my manager. He does all the, y'know, the grunt work on Asperpedia. Um, I-I'm not even sure, like what, like how selling the adspace works, but I'm sure he'd be willing to sell you some adspace on Asperpedia. We could definitely try to work something like that out.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''small sigh, in a whispered tone''] ''Yeah, so basically...'' Alright well- alright well, h- Mao and I can talk through e-mail.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah. Yeah 'cause, you can- I mean, like I said I don't know the details but I know adspace is up for purchase, so...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Alright. Alright, well then, we got it settled on- at least on, your ads on my CWCipedia. And, uh, yeah, ease up on the- not so much blood and gore. And, uh, try to bring my fans- let my- take m- direct my- redirect my fans back to me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um... well, uh, y-you know, uh... I-I'm trying to think of- of a good way to say this, but you know, i- i- we are- we are in kind of a, like a- a friendly competition if you will. I mean, we're, y'know, we're- we're both [[Chris and Art|artists]], kind of, y'- i- I mean, I don- I don't really- I-I mean, it doesn't really make sense for an artist to say to his fans, &amp;quot;Hey, hey guys, don't, uh, follow me anymore, go back to, y'know, this other artist.&amp;quot; I mean, I mean, wo- would you do that to- for your fans? Would you say, &amp;quot;Hey, hey fans, go- go talk to Alec,&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;go watch Alec's cartoon,&amp;quot; or anyone else's cartoon, really. I mean, no, you want- you want the fans to follow you, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um. Okay, um. Okay, yeah, I can understand that. Um, okay, um.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well since, well since you and I are on- are on okay agreeing mutua- ah- uh- okay talking tones right now.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm-hmm?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How about I, uh, how about I just, uh, re- how 'bout I just, uh, remove all the bad talk I have- I have against you, and then start- and then start saying that, I- that you're- that you're ''okayyy'', that your- your- your s- your- your co- your, uh, comics are okay, that- and uh, you know, you- ah- y'know, but still saying like, you know, I would appreciate it if you would stay being my fans, but, y'know, if you want to go look at, uh, your w- go look at his work and- that's fine I can't stop you there, but you know, [''Alec tries to interject.''] [''stuttering''] I think you asked me long ti-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well actually, I'm glad that you're- I'm glad that you're bringing this up 'cause, um, uh, y- I do say we're on friendly terms right now and I'd like to keep it that way because, your- you know, I- I- I got my start because of you, um, but to be- to be honest, I want to be honest and frank, y-uh, with you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm. Mm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, you made a couple of videos. And I don't- I don't watch all your videos but I-I do try to keep up, I mean I spent a lot of time drawing the comics, so I don't have a lot of time to, y'know, watch videos anymore but um, I saw a couple of [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|videos]] where you, uh, you actually threatened me with uh, y'know, physical puni...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''interrupts''] Umm, yeah. Okay well...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Trying to talk''] And that didn't make me feel--&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Talking over Alec''] I was uh, I was, well I was more angry back then because it was an immediate, uh, response, but now things have settled down and we're talking okay. I can- I'll make- I can make a new video jus' saying like, you know, I apologize for those threats, and uh, that things are okay here.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay and, and about you um- also the video where you, uh... you wanted [[Patti Chandler|your- your dog]] to eat me, or something like that, you- you- your dog to eat my soul, I mean that- I- I- Like, the [[death threats]] were kind of scary to begin with, but that, that was just disturbing, Chris, I- [''trails off'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm, yeah, okay, okay yeah, well I'll- okay, well I- I'll take- I'll take that back as well, I'm sorry.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, and, and um, that- that kind of leads me into another point, um you, you're under the impression that, um... that I was, that I was besmirching your dog in my comic, and I'm not really sure what you mean by that. [&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''interrupts: Well, you're j- I- It's just tha-''] Could you explain to me?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay well, the villain, the dog- the dog in your comic, i- it looks simila- it looks similar to my dog, especially around the green neckerchief and, uh, other parts that are green on that dog. [&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''Well, I mean, y'know, Chris, that's just...''] And the, and the shape of the dog, just looked like my dog.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well it's just a-a lot of dogs look like that, Chris, I mean a lot of... it- i- i- it's just a neckerchief, I mean, y'know, it's just a little flair for the dog. That doesn't mean it's your dog. I- Y'know...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I think- I think honestly you make that, uh,  assumption with a lot of my characters, 'cause it seems like you think that, um, a lot of my characters were you know, like ripping off your characters, or- or even you yourself, because you said that Asperchu was...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah- Yeah, Buddha- Yeah, [[Obesity|Buddha belly]] and the [[Muscle bra|manboobs]] and the [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I mean, Chris, y- y'know, Asperchu is not a--&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, and the [[Love quest|sweetheart search]] thing and the [[Crystal Weston Chandler|future daughter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I mean, c- Asperchu's not a [[parody]], Chris, I mean he's an original creation, like...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay... Uhhkay.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know just because he has, y'know, the glasses, and the Buddha belly, and the- and- and the manboobs, and... and the goatee, you know, that doesn't make him a parody of you. I mean, that's... And y- and besides you said you had the past Budd-&lt;br /&gt;
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=Part 2=&lt;br /&gt;
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==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|ysPFqIRSqtY}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 22 [[January 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Alec]]&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]]&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[#Part 1|Part 1]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[#Part 3|Part 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -I mean, how could it be a parody of you if, if your belly is [''unintelligible due to Chris talking over him'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; If I-if I, you, you mean if I [[Lie|currently do not have the Buddha belly]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, exactly, so Asperchu can't be a parody of you, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. Well...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, doesn't that-that makes sense to me, doesn't that make sense to you?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, I s-yeah, that's fine.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, it's just a little-it seems-it seems a little [[naïve]] to think that Asperchu and everything are parodies of your char-I mean, I do include some of your characters in the comic, and those-those-my original characters are purely original. Asperchu... nothing about Asperchu is a parody. [''Chris tries to interrupt, but Alec continues''] And actually-actually, I'd kind of like you to issue your retraction video to, to um, let everyone know that Asperchu is original and is not a parody in any way. Or if there are-oh, and, and you did mention that I don't have a disclaimer on my comics, but uh, that made me think I should create a disclaimer and so I did, so if there are any elements that look parodic, I'm covered.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, okay, yeah. And also, yeah, you definitely do reference my [[Sonichu]] and my [[CWCville]] and especially the [[Chaotic Combo]] recently.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well as you said those weren't yours, you said those were copies. You said those were just, you know, copies of...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Y-y-y-your versions are just recreational-recreation-recreated facsimiles. Okay so let's agree to that...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Trying to speak''] Can I ask-can I ask you something about the Chaotic Combo and Sonichu? Yeah, those were just facsimiles, those weren't really yours...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No they were-no, they were all mine-actually they were all mine. They were all-they were originally mine.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But, the ones that I drew, were those facsimiles or are those not?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uhh...okay well...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because you, in your comic, you came and you took them away, in your-in your recent pages of your comic. I mean you said in-you said in the comics that those were mine, but, you know, so they must be original, right? [''Chris tries to interrupt, but Alec continues''] You said in the comic they weren't the Chaotic Combo, so they must be original. But then you came and took them. I-I don't get that, and you renamed them and re-restyled them.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''finally manages to break in''] Listen, listen, okay. The Chaotic Combo, in my comics, appeared before Book number 10, and originated in CWCville, Virginia, not in Minnesota, those are originally mine. But the ones that you re-drew and then made them different from how they originally were, in my comic, then that's definitely-that's totally fax-facsimiles...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mine? Then, why did you take them?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, well I mean-okay number one-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And not just the Combo, you tried to retake my Asperchu. And Asperchu wasn't, you know, a copy of anything. You-you renamed him [[Mitch Sonichu]]. I mean, Asperchu's mine. You-I don't really appreciate that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know, you accuse me of thievery, but then you go and take-and try to take my Asperchu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay well you did-you did take my [[Sonichu]], and you did claim him to be the original one, and you did claim orig-you did make it obvious in your comics where he was the original one, from the city of [[CWCville]], and even worse you made him brother to Asperchu, and uh, with the homosexual tendencies and whatnot, even when you drew the Chaotic Combo you made [[Wild]] a [[Homos|homosexual]] even when he is not.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, but Wild's not yours, what does it matter if, if my Wild's gay? I thought there was-I thought there was depth to the character, I was just trying to give them a little personality. And the homosexual references, okay this is something that came up before...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay well listen, okay well aside from the [''unintelligible''] Sonichu-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Asperchu has a girlfriend, Dixie Chu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No actually, I read further in [[Asperchu (comic)|the book]] and Dixie Chu dumped his ass.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; She doesn't-she doesn't-she doesn't-no, she doesn't mean that, she doesn't mean that.  They're, they're destined to be together, Chris, I mean, can't you see those undertones? I mean that's-that's where this whole comic is going. And besides, he's shown he's straight, I mean even if a girl does dump him, what does it matter? He went after a girl. He didn't go after a boy. Like you said, Sonichu is his brother, why would he...you know, even if he was gay why would he go for his brother? That's just-that's just sick.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Sigh''] Yeah, I mean anyway-okay well listen, how about this, in your comics, when you, uh, in the future, or in re-or re-referencing the past pages, the Sonichu that is Asperchu's brother, you just refer to him as &amp;quot;Michael,&amp;quot; and the Wild you'd refer to him as &amp;quot;Bobby&amp;quot;, and the [[Angelica]], &amp;quot;Trisha,&amp;quot; et cetera, just like I said in my pages. And &amp;quot;Mitch&amp;quot; can be Asperchu's nickname.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But, Chris, those aren't really their characters' names. I mean, Bobby and Mitch and-and, I forget the other names, I think you renamed [[Bubbles]] &amp;quot;Kitty&amp;quot; or something like that, I mean those aren't, those aren't their names.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay but, okay but you see when I gave the Chaotic Combo characters those names, originally, in my books, those would be their nick-those would be their nicknames, just, I mean-they're all Sonichus and Rosechus individually, but they're just different types, like uh, without the nickname, Wild, he would be Grass Sonichu, Bubbles would be Water Rosechu, Flying Rosechu, [[Punchy|Fighting Sonichu]], [[Magi-chan|Psychic Sonichu]]...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, I understand what you're saying, but well see there's one of the differences, though, because in my comic, those are really their names, I mean, you know, Angelica, Punchy, Bubbles, Magi-chan...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No no, you see, but those are actually their names in MY book. In my book.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Their nicknames, you said. In my comic they're their actual names. That's the difference.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I'm talking in reference to the Pokémon game, you know, if you wanted to na-if you wanted to give-if you wanted to name your Bulbasaur, they call it giving it a nickname, but really it's just giving them their NAME. So, therefore, the grass Sonichu in my book is Wild, the water Rosechu in my books are Bubbles, et cetera, et cetera, so-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know, Chris-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It would work better if you just take the nickna-the uh, names I suggested for your variations of those characters and just reference to them as such.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, um, my characters aren't Pokémon, I don't draw Pokémon, that's not how it works in my comic.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Y-yeah you have been drawing Pokémon, Sonichu is an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I thought he was a Sonichu, I mean-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sonichu is an Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. If you read back in my [[Sonichu 0|Book Number Zero]], I make it perfectly clear that Sonichu and Rosechu are Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, oh, okay. Well, I think the point of confusion there is, um, where their-like, I've never seen any Poké Balls in your comic, or trainers, or any of those other Pokémon elements, you know? Like, shouldn't they live in Poké Balls?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, there's a Poké Ball that specially catches Sonichus and Rosechus called the [[S-Chu Ball]], and there is a reference to that within the book, the crystals were the [[Sonichu Ball]] crystals, before I renamed them Chaotic Crystals, and we do have a train — we have two trainers. [[Naitsirhc]] was a Pokémon trainer, he had a [[Zapdos]], he had a red [[Gyarados]], he had a [[Mewtwo]]...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But Chris, those are-those are like Zapdos, and Mewtwo, and Gyarados, I mean does anyone-Sonichu lives in a house, doesn't he, I mean he lives like a person-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah, okay well you see, he was originally a wild Pokémon in the original Sonichu, but the original Rosechu was originally a [[Raichu]] that was caught and trained by the Pokémon trainer [[Kel|Kellie, Kel for short]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But, they live on their own now, I mean when they became Sonichu and Rosechu, they're-they're people, right? I mean they live like people, they have jobs like people, Sonichu has a job, doesn't he? I mean, what does he do?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah well you see, in that case, Kel wanted to move on with her Pokémon trainer career, but Rosechu and Sonichu wanted to live happy, individual lives together- &lt;br /&gt;
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=Part 3=&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|EWG-ddYef7c}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 22 [[January 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Alec]]&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]]&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[#Part 2|Part 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[#Part 4|Part 4]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -so upon realizing that, Kel just let them go, just like [[Wikipedia:Ash Ketchum|Ash]] released his Butterfree so he can go mate with the pink Butterfree.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/EP021]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh. Well I uh, I actually didn't know any of that. But I di-I digress, um, the point is-the point is that Asperchu and my version of the Chaotic Combo, all those characters, those are not Pokémon in my comics, I mean, Pokémon don't exist in the world of Asperchu. Because, you see, like Asperchu, he lives in his grandparent's house, he is a person.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm. Yeah, okay well my-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''overlapping''] My Sonichu is a person, my Chaotic Combo are people...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay well, okay, alright, but that still makes it sound like my characters when you talk about THE Sonichu from CWCville...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; They're not your characters, we've established that. They're not yours, I mean, they're my characters. [''Trying to talk over Chris''] Original. My comic is not a parody.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, Sonichu and Rosechu, I actually have paper-registered copyrights on those so I COULD sue you, but I'm trying to resolve this peacefully.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You have-okay, so you have the copyright-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, look under the copyright section of the-on the CWCipedia. It actually has the scan of the paper from the Virginia Library of Congress as well as the envelope it came in.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You have a copyright of Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But you said Sonichu's a Pokémon, right, I mean I'm pretty sure Nintendo has the copyright claim to Pokémon.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Still, it's Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, I might just wanna contact Nintendo just to make sure everything's okay, to make sure I'm not stepping on their toes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; They have been contacted before, and everything's okay, you don't need to do that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But, I mean, well then, how can you hold the copyright to a Pokémon-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The Virginia Library of Congress has allowed me-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, the Virginia Library of Congress, you know, can't tell Nintendo what to do, they can't tell Nintendo to just hand over copyrights to their creations, to just anybody. I mean, you know, Nintendo could take the Virginia Library of Congress to court and say, hey wait a minute, you know, you issued this copyright illegally.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Massive Stress Sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's just the Library of Congress.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''mumbling unintelligibly''] Okay look, let's just agree to uh, this is-what we're talking about right now just seems pointless to what we were originally talking about. Let's just agree that,uh-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't think it's pointless, I mean I'm just trying to establish the... I mean you said you could sue me, I don't want to, you know, just let that go, I mean I don't want to get sued, nobody wants to get sued. I just don't understand how you could sue me-that's what I'm confused on, I mean, you're confusing me, Chris. I mean, call me naïve, but this is-I just don't get exactly what you're getting at.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay well-okay yeah, I'm trying to prevent from having to go into the legal issues as well, so-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I appreciate that, but I just don't understand how you have a legal ground to sue me, I mean, because Pokémon-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -because I-because I do hold the copyright to Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But Sonichu's a Pokémon.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''flustered''] Look, let's just rewind, can we-can we-let's just rewind and go back to what we agreed on before, you know re-uh-readjusting the advertisement signs and uh, giving me, a possible CWCipedia ad on the Asperpedia, and, we just-let the Sonichu in your book be known as-be known as Michael Sonichu, as well as the other Sonichus and Rosechus of the Chaotic Combo, of my Chaotic Combo, let's just rename them the names I suggested in my book-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Umm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; In your book.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright, like I said I'll talk to Mao about the ads; as far as the renaming goes, if you're-I guess you can make up some characters, Mike Sonichu, Mitch Sonichu and whatever, that's your comic book, if you want to create those characters that's fine. I mean, like I said I'm not going to rename my characters.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And-and you know now that you bring this back to the table, another thing that kind of vexed me in your comic was that you as a, you as uh, [[Collosal Chan]]-was it Collosal Chan or Collosal Chu? I don't recall-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It is Collosal-it is Collosal Chris-chan, that'd be me in my super form after releasing the seven Chaotic Crystals, or the &amp;quot;Sonichu Ball Crystals&amp;quot; as they are also known as.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. So Collosal Chris-chan and uh, Sonichu, and he was in his [[Ultra Sonichu|ultra form]], I think-you two came to, well first of all you saw the drawing of Asperchu's house and you mistook that as my house. Just to clarify, that's not my house, [[14 Branchland Court|I made up that house, that-that came out of nowhere, I just decided hey, you know, a big dull-looking happy house]], that'd be funny as Asperchu's home, but, but anyway, you thought it was my house and you came to what you thought was my house and you broke into my house and after breaking and entering-which is a crime, by the way-you proceeded to hack into my computer, and I think you deleted the entire Asperpedia website, and then you deleted all my files of Asperchu comics and everything else, and then I think you stole some [[Dating education|dating program]] or something that you thought was on my-I, I mean this is a multitude of crimes, Chris, that was criminal intent. I mean, why did you do that, you know, those are illegal acts.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know, I mean, that's not a nice thing to do.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''defensively''] Yeah, well it wasn't very nice taking the Sonichu that was originally from CWCville, and then claiming him to be Asperchu's brother. [''burps''] Excuse me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, I didn't show Asperchu breaking into Sonichu's house and destroying valuable documents on his computer. I mean this comic is going to be my lifeblood, this is my franchise, this is my multimedia empire I'm trying to build here, and you just destroyed it on a whim. I mean, why did you do that? I-I just don't get that. Asperchu ne-Asperchu has been nice to Sonichu since they've met, they've been friends and they've treated each other like brothers, and they fought battles side by side. I mean haven't you ever had a website hacked before? I have, it sucks, you know, do you know what it feels like to have your videos and computer hacked?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I-I have, truly I have, and it was not very nice; I had the original Sonichu site, which was [[CWC's Sonichu Site]] simply, originally on the Tripod web server, hacked into by one [[Clyde Cash]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well then you know how much it sucks, why would you do it to another person? I mean it's one thing if it never happened to you, if it never happened to you it's still bad but you can claim ignorance, but, but you-it happened to you, and then you turned around and did it to me. I mean, [[Chris and hypocrisy|why the double standard, Chris]], why is it okay to hack into my computer and destroy my files?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Groans, then sighs''] Okay I'm gonna go ahead and- cause you gave me permission to call you, and I'm going to call you, naï- [''static cuts off Chris before he completes the word 'naïve' '']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, you're cutting off.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because I have-I have tried to explain to you as clearly as possible, in my own best words I could come up with, that I'm getting tired of this long, drawn-out conversation, that obviously you're just too naïve to understand! Think about it! Think long and hard-read all my comic pages, from [[Sonichu 0|book number zero]] to the last-to the current page-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...help me understand why you threatened me in videos and-and drew yourself breaking into my house and committing multiple felonies. That's what I'm asking an explanation for, I mean the ads, and the naming issue, we settled that, this is a new issue and I'm trying to talk it out with you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, yeah okay, well you referenced the Sonichu in your book to be the one from CWCville, and then making him, without my permission, Asperchu's brother. And then without my permission, you took the-&lt;br /&gt;
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=Part 4=&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|p3Hh3CC7vMc}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 22 [[January 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Alec]]&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]]&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[#Part 3|Part 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -you recreated the Chaotic Combo, and then reformatted their personalities in more ways than one, without my permission! And then you go kill-and then you go kill off with blood and gore detail, and then your recreation of Angelica-the flyer, the grass, and the fighter, who are also known as Angelica, Wild, and Punchy! How do you think I feel about that, how would you like it if I went into blood and gory detail of slicing and dicing Jonas Chu, that green one, [''Alec tries to interrupt''] Jivin, and Max? I'm sorry, what?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, I just said the green one is, is Peter Chu. Um, okay, I understand why you're angry, but didn't we already establish that the characters I drew are not related to your Chaotic Combo? I mean, in your [[mailbag]], I've seen a lot of people have written to you about the Chaotic Combo, and, you know, other Asperchu similarities and things like that, and your response, almost always, is Alec Benson Leary and Asperchu have no relation to you whatsoever-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sigh''] In reference to the business, as in like, you know, I actually never originally gave you or Mao permission to put the ads on the CWCipedia in the first place, especially in such large proportions where I had to scroll down to even edit the page or even to log in. But I never even gave you permission to put the ads in the introductory box, which is [[Chris and the law|a felony]] that [[Jack Thaddeus]] has violated before-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah that Jack guy, that's the name of the guy I know that Mao bought the adspace from. He told me. But um, as I understand the way the ads work is you know, if a website hosts, you know, public adspace that can be purchased for advertising, anybody can buy the rights to advertise.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I get that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, so I mean, how is that illegal that I purchased the adspace? And you said it was illegal, you said it was wrongful a number of times, I know you've used that word-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Because I was not in the loop about this...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, that's between you and your web manager. You should be in the loop about it, I agree about that, you should be in the loop about it. But I can't be held responsible if you didn't get that information from your webmaster.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Sigh''] Alright, well listen, the battery power on my phone is running low, perhaps we could talk again another time. You take care-you take care, stay safe, bye now.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'd like to talk-[''cuts off'']&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sources ==&lt;br /&gt;
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=External Links=&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.mediafire.com/?7mwd23w3a7wdcv7 Audio download]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNQNdjFES7o The call on YouTube]&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1''' is the first call between [[Chris]] and [[Asperchu|Alec]], which took place on 22 January 2010.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Summary==&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris and Alec discuss the size and location of [[Asperpedia]] advertisements on the [[CWCipedia]]. Chris tries to dictate the content of Alec's ''[[Asperchu]]'' comics by telling him to tone down the amount of violence in the series. He also goes on to tell Alec to rename Asperchu's versions of the [[Chaotic Combo]] characters to the names created in [[Wikipedia:Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Alec questions how Chris can hold a [[copyright]] on [[Sonichu]] when Sonichu is in fact a [[Pokémon]], a derivative of another creator's copyrighted work, after which Chris jumps to change the subject to avoid admitting that Alec has a point. (Chris similarly avoids or ignores the obvious truth about his &amp;quot;original&amp;quot; characters in other conversations with Alec.) Alec also confronts Chris's ill-will towards Asperchu and Alec himself by bringing up the pages of ''Sonichu'' #10 where Chris drew his super-form breaking into Alec's house and destroying his website and computer. Chris retaliates by saying that Alec's killing of Chris's fictional characters in ''Asperchu'' justifies his fantasies of committing destruction of property and theft. Chris becomes increasingly [[stress]]ed out as the call goes on and eventually hangs up on Alec, claiming that his phone's battery is running low.&lt;br /&gt;
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=Part 1=&lt;br /&gt;
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==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|oNQNdjFES7o}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 22 [[January 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Alec]]&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]]&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = n/a&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[#Part 2|Part 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hi, is this... is this, uh, Christian Weston Chandler?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, this is Christian, may I help you?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hi Chris, um... this is Alec Benson Leary. Is it-Is it okay if we talk?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh yes. Uh... Sure. Yes. So uh...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. Good. Well, uh, there's a couple of things I wanted to talk about tonight. Um, first of all, uh... Well I understand you've got... you've got a problem with the ads that are on [[CWCipedia]]? Can you... Can you tell me a little bit more about um... I kinda want to have, you know, get a compromise and settle this 'cause... 'cause I don't... I don't want anybody to be angry.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, well, um... yeah. I'll let you have your ads on the CWCipedia but don't make them too big, and uh, leave 'em in the side bar.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay... um...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Interrupts''] I don't want-I don't want-I do not want them in-I do not want them c... c... covering over... the introductory box or any-or anything else where I have to scroll down even to edit the pages. Or even to log in.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, um. Well I understand-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So- so Okay cool. Just keep your ads on the sidebar.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah, my friend [[Asperchu|Mao]], he um, he actually makes the ads for me. I-I didn't make them myself but I can try to talk to him about that. Um, about the size.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. Alright.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; As for like, where on the CWCipedia they are, I don't know if Mao controls that or not, I don't think he does. I think... I'm not sure what controls like where the adspace goes, you know on the website itself. I mean, I'll talk to Mao about it but I'm not sure if he controls that either.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Okay.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah like, I can talk to him, so. But you might want to talk to your web manager or whatever, 'cause they set up the way the adspace goes, you know?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, and also, just uh, just one more concern of mine upon- uh, yeah, I've uh, read your pages on the ''Asperchu'' comic. But the-and the recent pages, what do you think you're doing- what do you think you- what do you think you're parodying, ''[[Wikipedia:Happy Tree Friends|Happy Tree Friends]]''?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um... W... What's ''Happy Tree Friends''? What's that? &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Sighs''] It's supposed to be like a happy [[Honest Content|TV-Y]] show, but it's actually- it's actually adult and dark humor because they go into cut-slashing all the cute characters up and uh, it's- well all the blood and gore and everything, and yet they make them come- th- they make them come back to life unharmed the very next episode, just to slice and duh- slice and dice 'em up again.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh. Um, I've actually never heard of that series. Is that- What is, is that on [[Wikipedia:Cartoon Network|Cartoon Network]] or...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Talking over Alec''] ye- yeah... no you can look it up on [[Netflix]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah that's a good place. But anyway, yeah, blood and gore. Yeah, that's not a good way to go, especially when you killed, even con- even considerable facsimiles of my own characters in that sense, and in that detail.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well you know, um, I actually- I got a lot of uh, actually positive response from my fans when I did that, um... Because you know, some of my fans-- [''trails off as Chris interrupts'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah, that's another thing. Yeah that's another thing. Encourage [[Fanbase|the fans that were originally my fans]] to come back to me. I would appreciate that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, Well I, I mean, y-you know I tell my fans all about you all the time, Chris, because, you know, like I've told you in a lot of the letters I've written to you you were a big in- inspiration to me. You know, I don't really know what to say to my fans as far as that goes, I mean... They uh, they love my comic. I get a lot, I get a lot of fanmail about it, I mean...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, okay. Um, okay how about this, uh, just to make it equal, um, put an advertisement for the CWCipedia on uh- on the Asperpedia. About as much as the Asperpedia ads are on my CWCipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, well, uh, yeah, we might be able to work something out, you know. [''Chris continues to try and interrupt Alec.''] You'd probably want to contact Mao, 'cause he's my manager. He does all the, y'know, the grunt work on Asperpedia. Um, I-I'm not even sure, like what, like how selling the adspace works, but I'm sure he'd be willing to sell you some adspace on Asperpedia. We could definitely try to work something like that out.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''small sigh, in a whispered tone''] ''Yeah, so basically...'' Alright well- alright well, h- Mao and I can talk through e-mail.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah. Yeah 'cause, you can- I mean, like I said I don't know the details but I know adspace is up for purchase, so...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Alright. Alright, well then, we got it settled on- at least on, your ads on my CWCipedia. And, uh, yeah, ease up on the- not so much blood and gore. And, uh, try to bring my fans- let my- take m- direct my- redirect my fans back to me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um... well, uh, y-you know, uh... I-I'm trying to think of- of a good way to say this, but you know, i- i- we are- we are in kind of a, like a- a friendly competition if you will. I mean, we're, y'know, we're- we're both [[Chris and Art|artists]], kind of, y'- i- I mean, I don- I don't really- I-I mean, it doesn't really make sense for an artist to say to his fans, &amp;quot;Hey, hey guys, don't, uh, follow me anymore, go back to, y'know, this other artist.&amp;quot; I mean, I mean, wo- would you do that to- for your fans? Would you say, &amp;quot;Hey, hey fans, go- go talk to Alec,&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;go watch Alec's cartoon,&amp;quot; or anyone else's cartoon, really. I mean, no, you want- you want the fans to follow you, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um. Okay, um. Okay, yeah, I can understand that. Um, okay, um.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well since, well since you and I are on- are on okay agreeing mutua- ah- uh- okay talking tones right now.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm-hmm?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How about I, uh, how about I just, uh, re- how 'bout I just, uh, remove all the bad talk I have- I have against you, and then start- and then start saying that, I- that you're- that you're ''okayyy'', that your- your- your s- your- your co- your, uh, comics are okay, that- and uh, you know, you- ah- y'know, but still saying like, you know, I would appreciate it if you would stay being my fans, but, y'know, if you want to go look at, uh, your w- go look at his work and- that's fine I can't stop you there, but you know, [''Alec tries to interject.''] [''stuttering''] I think you asked me long ti-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well actually, I'm glad that you're- I'm glad that you're bringing this up 'cause, um, uh, y- I do say we're on friendly terms right now and I'd like to keep it that way because, your- you know, I- I- I got my start because of you, um, but to be- to be honest, I want to be honest and frank, y-uh, with you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm. Mm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, you made a couple of videos. And I don't- I don't watch all your videos but I-I do try to keep up, I mean I spent a lot of time drawing the comics, so I don't have a lot of time to, y'know, watch videos anymore but um, I saw a couple of [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|videos]] where you, uh, you actually threatened me with uh, y'know, physical puni...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''interrupts''] Umm, yeah. Okay well...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Trying to talk''] And that didn't make me feel--&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Talking over Alec''] I was uh, I was, well I was more angry back then because it was an immediate, uh, response, but now things have settled down and we're talking okay. I can- I'll make- I can make a new video jus' saying like, you know, I apologize for those threats, and uh, that things are okay here.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay and, and about you um- also the video where you, uh... you wanted [[Patti Chandler|your- your dog]] to eat me, or something like that, you- you- your dog to eat my soul, I mean that- I- I- Like, the [[death threats]] were kind of scary to begin with, but that, that was just disturbing, Chris, I- [''trails off'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm, yeah, okay, okay yeah, well I'll- okay, well I- I'll take- I'll take that back as well, I'm sorry.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, and, and um, that- that kind of leads me into another point, um you, you're under the impression that, um... that I was, that I was besmirching your dog in my comic, and I'm not really sure what you mean by that. [&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''interrupts: Well, you're j- I- It's just tha-''] Could you explain to me?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay well, the villain, the dog- the dog in your comic, i- it looks simila- it looks similar to my dog, especially around the green neckerchief and, uh, other parts that are green on that dog. [&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''Well, I mean, y'know, Chris, that's just...''] And the, and the shape of the dog, just looked like my dog.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well it's just a-a lot of dogs look like that, Chris, I mean a lot of... it- i- i- it's just a neckerchief, I mean, y'know, it's just a little flair for the dog. That doesn't mean it's your dog. I- Y'know...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I think- I think honestly you make that, uh,  assumption with a lot of my characters, 'cause it seems like you think that, um, a lot of my characters were you know, like ripping off your characters, or- or even you yourself, because you said that Asperchu was...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah- Yeah, Buddha- Yeah, [[Obesity|Buddha belly]] and the [[Muscle bra|manboobs]] and the [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I mean, Chris, y- y'know, Asperchu is not a--&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, and the [[Love quest|sweetheart search]] thing and the [[Crystal Weston Chandler|future daughter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I mean, c- Asperchu's not a [[parody]], Chris, I mean he's an original creation, like...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay... Uhhkay.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know just because he has, y'know, the glasses, and the Buddha belly, and the- and- and the manboobs, and... and the goatee, you know, that doesn't make him a parody of you. I mean, that's... And y- and besides you said you had the past Budd-&lt;br /&gt;
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==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|ysPFqIRSqtY}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 22 [[January 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Alec]]&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]]&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[#Part 1|Part 1]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[#Part 3|Part 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -I mean, how could it be a parody of you if, if your belly is [''unintelligible due to Chris talking over him'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; If I-if I, you, you mean if I [[Lie|currently do not have the Buddha belly]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, exactly, so Asperchu can't be a parody of you, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. Well...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, doesn't that-that makes sense to me, doesn't that make sense to you?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, I s-yeah, that's fine.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, it's just a little-it seems-it seems a little [[naïve]] to think that Asperchu and everything are parodies of your char-I mean, I do include some of your characters in the comic, and those-those-my original characters are purely original. Asperchu... nothing about Asperchu is a parody. [''Chris tries to interrupt, but Alec continues''] And actually-actually, I'd kind of like you to issue your retraction video to, to um, let everyone know that Asperchu is original and is not a parody in any way. Or if there are-oh, and, and you did mention that I don't have a disclaimer on my comics, but uh, that made me think I should create a disclaimer and so I did, so if there are any elements that look parodic, I'm covered.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, okay, yeah. And also, yeah, you definitely do reference my [[Sonichu]] and my [[CWCville]] and especially the [[Chaotic Combo]] recently.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well as you said those weren't yours, you said those were copies. You said those were just, you know, copies of...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Y-y-y-your versions are just recreational-recreation-recreated facsimiles. Okay so let's agree to that...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Trying to speak''] Can I ask-can I ask you something about the Chaotic Combo and Sonichu? Yeah, those were just facsimiles, those weren't really yours...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No they were-no, they were all mine-actually they were all mine. They were all-they were originally mine.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But, the ones that I drew, were those facsimiles or are those not?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uhh...okay well...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because you, in your comic, you came and you took them away, in your-in your recent pages of your comic. I mean you said in-you said in the comics that those were mine, but, you know, so they must be original, right? [''Chris tries to interrupt, but Alec continues''] You said in the comic they weren't the Chaotic Combo, so they must be original. But then you came and took them. I-I don't get that, and you renamed them and re-restyled them.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''finally manages to break in''] Listen, listen, okay. The Chaotic Combo, in my comics, appeared before Book number 10, and originated in CWCville, Virginia, not in Minnesota, those are originally mine. But the ones that you re-drew and then made them different from how they originally were, in my comic, then that's definitely-that's totally fax-facsimiles...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mine? Then, why did you take them?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, well I mean-okay number one-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And not just the Combo, you tried to retake my Asperchu. And Asperchu wasn't, you know, a copy of anything. You-you renamed him [[Mitch Sonichu]]. I mean, Asperchu's mine. You-I don't really appreciate that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know, you accuse me of thievery, but then you go and take-and try to take my Asperchu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay well you did-you did take my [[Sonichu]], and you did claim him to be the original one, and you did claim orig-you did make it obvious in your comics where he was the original one, from the city of [[CWCville]], and even worse you made him brother to Asperchu, and uh, with the homosexual tendencies and whatnot, even when you drew the Chaotic Combo you made [[Wild]] a [[Homos|homosexual]] even when he is not.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, but Wild's not yours, what does it matter if, if my Wild's gay? I thought there was-I thought there was depth to the character, I was just trying to give them a little personality. And the homosexual references, okay this is something that came up before...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay well listen, okay well aside from the [''unintelligible''] Sonichu-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Asperchu has a girlfriend, Dixie Chu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No actually, I read further in [[Asperchu (comic)|the book]] and Dixie Chu dumped his ass.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; She doesn't-she doesn't-she doesn't-no, she doesn't mean that, she doesn't mean that.  They're, they're destined to be together, Chris, I mean, can't you see those undertones? I mean that's-that's where this whole comic is going. And besides, he's shown he's straight, I mean even if a girl does dump him, what does it matter? He went after a girl. He didn't go after a boy. Like you said, Sonichu is his brother, why would he...you know, even if he was gay why would he go for his brother? That's just-that's just sick.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Sigh''] Yeah, I mean anyway-okay well listen, how about this, in your comics, when you, uh, in the future, or in re-or re-referencing the past pages, the Sonichu that is Asperchu's brother, you just refer to him as &amp;quot;Michael,&amp;quot; and the Wild you'd refer to him as &amp;quot;Bobby&amp;quot;, and the [[Angelica]], &amp;quot;Trisha,&amp;quot; et cetera, just like I said in my pages. And &amp;quot;Mitch&amp;quot; can be Asperchu's nickname.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But, Chris, those aren't really their characters' names. I mean, Bobby and Mitch and-and, I forget the other names, I think you renamed [[Bubbles]] &amp;quot;Kitty&amp;quot; or something like that, I mean those aren't, those aren't their names.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay but, okay but you see when I gave the Chaotic Combo characters those names, originally, in my books, those would be their nick-those would be their nicknames, just, I mean-they're all Sonichus and Rosechus individually, but they're just different types, like uh, without the nickname, Wild, he would be Grass Sonichu, Bubbles would be Water Rosechu, Flying Rosechu, [[Punchy|Fighting Sonichu]], [[Magi-chan|Psychic Sonichu]]...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, I understand what you're saying, but well see there's one of the differences, though, because in my comic, those are really their names, I mean, you know, Angelica, Punchy, Bubbles, Magi-chan...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No no, you see, but those are actually their names in MY book. In my book.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Their nicknames, you said. In my comic they're their actual names. That's the difference.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I'm talking in reference to the Pokémon game, you know, if you wanted to na-if you wanted to give-if you wanted to name your Bulbasaur, they call it giving it a nickname, but really it's just giving them their NAME. So, therefore, the grass Sonichu in my book is Wild, the water Rosechu in my books are Bubbles, et cetera, et cetera, so-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know, Chris-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It would work better if you just take the nickna-the uh, names I suggested for your variations of those characters and just reference to them as such.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, um, my characters aren't Pokémon, I don't draw Pokémon, that's not how it works in my comic.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Y-yeah you have been drawing Pokémon, Sonichu is an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I thought he was a Sonichu, I mean-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sonichu is an Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. If you read back in my [[Sonichu 0|Book Number Zero]], I make it perfectly clear that Sonichu and Rosechu are Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, oh, okay. Well, I think the point of confusion there is, um, where their-like, I've never seen any Poké Balls in your comic, or trainers, or any of those other Pokémon elements, you know? Like, shouldn't they live in Poké Balls?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, there's a Poké Ball that specially catches Sonichus and Rosechus called the [[S-Chu Ball]], and there is a reference to that within the book, the crystals were the [[Sonichu Ball]] crystals, before I renamed them Chaotic Crystals, and we do have a train — we have two trainers. [[Naitsirhc]] was a Pokémon trainer, he had a [[Zapdos]], he had a red [[Gyarados]], he had a [[Mewtwo]]...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But Chris, those are-those are like Zapdos, and Mewtwo, and Gyarados, I mean does anyone-Sonichu lives in a house, doesn't he, I mean he lives like a person-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah, okay well you see, he was originally a wild Pokémon in the original Sonichu, but the original Rosechu was originally a [[Raichu]] that was caught and trained by the Pokémon trainer [[Kel|Kellie, Kel for short]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But, they live on their own now, I mean when they became Sonichu and Rosechu, they're-they're people, right? I mean they live like people, they have jobs like people, Sonichu has a job, doesn't he? I mean, what does he do?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah well you see, in that case, Kel wanted to move on with her Pokémon trainer career, but Rosechu and Sonichu wanted to live happy, individual lives together- &lt;br /&gt;
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=Part 3=&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|EWG-ddYef7c}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 22 [[January 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Alec]]&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]]&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[#Part 2|Part 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[#Part 4|Part 4]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -so upon realizing that, Kel just let them go, just like [[Wikipedia:Ash Ketchum|Ash]] released his Butterfree so he can go mate with the pink Butterfree.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/EP021]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh. Well I uh, I actually didn't know any of that. But I di-I digress, um, the point is-the point is that Asperchu and my version of the Chaotic Combo, all those characters, those are not Pokémon in my comics, I mean, Pokémon don't exist in the world of Asperchu. Because, you see, like Asperchu, he lives in his grandparent's house, he is a person.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm. Yeah, okay well my-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''overlapping''] My Sonichu is a person, my Chaotic Combo are people...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay well, okay, alright, but that still makes it sound like my characters when you talk about THE Sonichu from CWCville...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; They're not your characters, we've established that. They're not yours, I mean, they're my characters. [''Trying to talk over Chris''] Original. My comic is not a parody.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, Sonichu and Rosechu, I actually have paper-registered copyrights on those so I COULD sue you, but I'm trying to resolve this peacefully.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You have-okay, so you have the copyright-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, look under the copyright section of the-on the CWCipedia. It actually has the scan of the paper from the Virginia Library of Congress as well as the envelope it came in.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You have a copyright of Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But you said Sonichu's a Pokémon, right, I mean I'm pretty sure Nintendo has the copyright claim to Pokémon.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Still, it's Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, I might just wanna contact Nintendo just to make sure everything's okay, to make sure I'm not stepping on their toes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; They have been contacted before, and everything's okay, you don't need to do that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But, I mean, well then, how can you hold the copyright to a Pokémon-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The Virginia Library of Congress has allowed me-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, the Virginia Library of Congress, you know, can't tell Nintendo what to do, they can't tell Nintendo to just hand over copyrights to their creations, to just anybody. I mean, you know, Nintendo could take the Virginia Library of Congress to court and say, hey wait a minute, you know, you issued this copyright illegally.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Massive Stress Sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's just the Library of Congress.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''mumbling unintelligibly''] Okay look, let's just agree to uh, this is-what we're talking about right now just seems pointless to what we were originally talking about. Let's just agree that,uh-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't think it's pointless, I mean I'm just trying to establish the... I mean you said you could sue me, I don't want to, you know, just let that go, I mean I don't want to get sued, nobody wants to get sued. I just don't understand how you could sue me-that's what I'm confused on, I mean, you're confusing me, Chris. I mean, call me naïve, but this is-I just don't get exactly what you're getting at.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay well-okay yeah, I'm trying to prevent from having to go into the legal issues as well, so-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I appreciate that, but I just don't understand how you have a legal ground to sue me, I mean, because Pokémon-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -because I-because I do hold the copyright to Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But Sonichu's a Pokémon.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''flustered''] Look, let's just rewind, can we-can we-let's just rewind and go back to what we agreed on before, you know re-uh-readjusting the advertisement signs and uh, giving me, a possible CWCipedia ad on the Asperpedia, and, we just-let the Sonichu in your book be known as-be known as Michael Sonichu, as well as the other Sonichus and Rosechus of the Chaotic Combo, of my Chaotic Combo, let's just rename them the names I suggested in my book-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Umm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; In your book.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright, like I said I'll talk to Mao about the ads; as far as the renaming goes, if you're-I guess you can make up some characters, Mike Sonichu, Mitch Sonichu and whatever, that's your comic book, if you want to create those characters that's fine. I mean, like I said I'm not going to rename my characters.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And-and you know now that you bring this back to the table, another thing that kind of vexed me in your comic was that you as a, you as uh, [[Collosal Chan]]-was it Collosal Chan or Collosal Chu? I don't recall-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It is Collosal-it is Collosal Chris-chan, that'd be me in my super form after releasing the seven Chaotic Crystals, or the &amp;quot;Sonichu Ball Crystals&amp;quot; as they are also known as.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. So Collosal Chris-chan and uh, Sonichu, and he was in his [[Ultra Sonichu|ultra form]], I think-you two came to, well first of all you saw the drawing of Asperchu's house and you mistook that as my house. Just to clarify, that's not my house, [[14 Branchland Court|I made up that house, that-that came out of nowhere, I just decided hey, you know, a big dull-looking happy house]], that'd be funny as Asperchu's home, but, but anyway, you thought it was my house and you came to what you thought was my house and you broke into my house and after breaking and entering-which is a crime, by the way-you proceeded to hack into my computer, and I think you deleted the entire Asperpedia website, and then you deleted all my files of Asperchu comics and everything else, and then I think you stole some [[Dating education|dating program]] or something that you thought was on my-I, I mean this is a multitude of crimes, Chris, that was criminal intent. I mean, why did you do that, you know, those are illegal acts.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know, I mean, that's not a nice thing to do.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''defensively''] Yeah, well it wasn't very nice taking the Sonichu that was originally from CWCville, and then claiming him to be Asperchu's brother. [''burps''] Excuse me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, I didn't show Asperchu breaking into Sonichu's house and destroying valuable documents on his computer. I mean this comic is going to be my lifeblood, this is my franchise, this is my multimedia empire I'm trying to build here, and you just destroyed it on a whim. I mean, why did you do that? I-I just don't get that. Asperchu ne-Asperchu has been nice to Sonichu since they've met, they've been friends and they've treated each other like brothers, and they fought battles side by side. I mean haven't you ever had a website hacked before? I have, it sucks, you know, do you know what it feels like to have your videos and computer hacked?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I-I have, truly I have, and it was not very nice; I had the original Sonichu site, which was [[CWC's Sonichu Site]] simply, originally on the Tripod web server, hacked into by one [[Clyde Cash]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well then you know how much it sucks, why would you do it to another person? I mean it's one thing if it never happened to you, if it never happened to you it's still bad but you can claim ignorance, but, but you-it happened to you, and then you turned around and did it to me. I mean, [[Chris and hypocrisy|why the double standard, Chris]], why is it okay to hack into my computer and destroy my files?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Groans, then sighs''] Okay I'm gonna go ahead and- cause you gave me permission to call you, and I'm going to call you, naï- [''static cuts off Chris before he completes the word 'naïve' '']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, you're cutting off.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because I have-I have tried to explain to you as clearly as possible, in my own best words I could come up with, that I'm getting tired of this long, drawn-out conversation, that obviously you're just too naïve to understand! Think about it! Think long and hard-read all my comic pages, from [[Sonichu 0|book number zero]] to the last-to the current page-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...help me understand why you threatened me in videos and-and drew yourself breaking into my house and committing multiple felonies. That's what I'm asking an explanation for, I mean the ads, and the naming issue, we settled that, this is a new issue and I'm trying to talk it out with you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, yeah okay, well you referenced the Sonichu in your book to be the one from CWCville, and then making him, without my permission, Asperchu's brother. And then without my permission, you took the-&lt;br /&gt;
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=Part 4=&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|p3Hh3CC7vMc}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 22 [[January 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Alec]]&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]]&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[#Part 3|Part 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -you recreated the Chaotic Combo, and then reformatted their personalities in more ways than one, without my permission! And then you go kill-and then you go kill off with blood and gore detail, and then your recreation of Angelica-the flyer, the grass, and the fighter, who are also known as Angelica, Wild, and Punchy! How do you think I feel about that, how would you like it if I went into blood and gory detail of slicing and dicing Jonas Chu, that green one, [''Alec tries to interrupt''] Jivin, and Max? I'm sorry, what?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, I just said the green one is, is Peter Chu. Um, okay, I understand why you're angry, but didn't we already establish that the characters I drew are not related to your Chaotic Combo? I mean, in your [[mailbag]], I've seen a lot of people have written to you about the Chaotic Combo, and, you know, other Asperchu similarities and things like that, and your response, almost always, is Alec Benson Leary and Asperchu have no relation to you whatsoever-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sigh''] In reference to the business, as in like, you know, I actually never originally gave you or Mao permission to put the ads on the CWCipedia in the first place, especially in such large proportions where I had to scroll down to even edit the page or even to log in. But I never even gave you permission to put the ads in the introductory box, which is [[Chris and the law|a felony]] that [[Jack Thaddeus]] has violated before-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah that Jack guy, that's the name of the guy I know that Mao bought the adspace from. He told me. But um, as I understand the way the ads work is you know, if a website hosts, you know, public adspace that can be purchased for advertising, anybody can buy the rights to advertise.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I get that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, so I mean, how is that illegal that I purchased the adspace? And you said it was illegal, you said it was wrongful a number of times, I know you've used that word-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Because I was not in the loop about this...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, that's between you and your web manager. You should be in the loop about it, I agree about that, you should be in the loop about it. But I can't be held responsible if you didn't get that information from your webmaster.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Sigh''] Alright, well listen, the battery power on my phone is running low, perhaps we could talk again another time. You take care-you take care, stay safe, bye now.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#04B45F&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Alec''':&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'd like to talk-[''cuts off'']&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sources ==&lt;br /&gt;
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=External Links=&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.mediafire.com/?7mwd23w3a7wdcv7 Audio download]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNQNdjFES7o The call on YouTube]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Clover_and_Snoopy&amp;diff=162416</id>
		<title>Talk:Clover and Snoopy</title>
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		<updated>2012-08-12T22:04:24Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mikau: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''It May Not End Well For Those Two Pups...'''&lt;br /&gt;
Those poor dogs. Stuck in Casa De Chandler with Chris. But, with Patti's long life(for a Chandler animal) to go by, and the fact that the Chandlers shall soon be reintegrated into common society, than they might not be too bad off. If Chris loves them as he did Patti, perhaps we could see two more furry sonichu characters (If Chris ever makes them again...). Wait, in a sense, I just hoped for the death of two animals in the hopes of more characters in an abhorrent comic that may never be continued. I feel horrible now. [[User:Icetailgreg|Icetailgreg]] 09:00, 4 August 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:The CWCki talk pages are not meant serve as a forum, they're here only in order to improve the different articles. If you want to discuss Clover and Snoopy in a manner not pertaining to improving their article I suggest you go visit /cwc/ or the CWCki forums. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 09:27, 4 August 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Do you think Mitt Romney can defeat Obama? --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 19:33, 6 August 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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Will there be any more information from Chris on these two? Has he put anything about them on Facebook? Obvious speculation, but these two could have been acquired to help Barb and Chris (haha) cope with losing Bob, even though Bob died in September 2011. That usually what happens when a loved one dies. [[User:Mikau|Mikau]] 15:04, 12 August 2012 (PDT)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mikau</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Kacey_Call_21&amp;diff=160330</id>
		<title>Kacey Call 21</title>
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		<updated>2012-05-12T20:29:28Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mikau: &lt;/p&gt;
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*[[Chris]] had a [[job]] interview at [[Target]] today. He claims to not remember most of it, despite it happening just hours ago.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris uses his time spent playing at the Pokemon League as job experience in his interview.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kacey]] asks about his &amp;quot;photographic and audio memory,&amp;quot; and Chris claims that doesn't work when he tries to remember things &amp;quot;spur of the moment,&amp;quot; as if he didn't expect to be asked about the interview that happened ''that day.''&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris claims to have not worn his medallion to the job interview. He also admits that he complimented the female interviewers on their appearance. Kacey points out that you aren't supposed to hit on your interviewer - Chris disregards this and says it's fine because the compliment was &amp;quot;informal.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Despite claiming his memory doesn't work &amp;quot;spur of the moment,&amp;quot; he is able to immediately remember word for word what he said to troll phone calls. He was called gay by trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kacey suggests simply ignoring troll phone calls - this goes completely over his head, and he immediately changes the subject.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kacey asks if he thinks he got the job. Chris says yes because &amp;quot;they smiled at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris's logic kicks in full force. After failing to remember what his password was several times, he is locked out of his copyright management account for &amp;quot;multiple failed login attempts.&amp;quot; Rather than figuring that ''his own failed log in attempts'' caused this, he believes it is the work of a troll.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris believes that not only is it possible to steal the Sonichu copyright, but that all you need to do is have the copyright mailed to you and it's legally yours, disregarding the legal name on it. This further proves that Chris has ''no idea'' what the copyright actually is.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kacey asks Chris to film himself jogging so she can make sure he is doing it right. He says he &amp;quot;will consider it.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris says that he will get to work on putting essays on CWCipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
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| name           = Kacey-CWC Call 21&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|Mbh2tEDPA6Q}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = ???&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Liquid}} Liquid Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Kacey Call 20]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Kacey Call 22]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/Center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[high pitched, worried sounding]'' Hello?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Hey Chris, it's Kacey! What's up?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hey Kacey. I'm doin' okay, how are you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I'm good! So... how did the interview go today? I want to hear everything about it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah... I'll say as much as I can remember, anyway. It was- it went good, I had, uh... two supervising fema- two supervisor women interview me over there. And, uh... and they, you know, I kept my voice at a pleasant tone and I, uh, I ca- I was, ah, I kept good on the friendly smile and uh, and I maintained eye contact and, uh... answered the questions honestly and uh...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[interrupting]'' What kind of questions did they ask you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, like, uh... questions about my, about my past job yeah, we took kind of length(?) to talk about my, it's, they talked about my past job at Wendy's, and also about brought in, like, you know, uh, also like, find some- find some I, uh, experience at the, over a- when I volunteered for the Pokemon League. ''[pause]'' Yeah, um... and they also gave me a lot of hypothetical situations so I can't remember those, can't remember that right of the ba- remember that right off the top of my head right now.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, but it just happened today, how could you not remember? I mean, was it like, angry customers or was iiiit... like were you having a problem with another employee? ''[pause]'' I mean, I thought you had this photographic and audio memory.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[sigh, pause]'' I guess I, uh... I guess I-I, I guess it's something I c- yeah. I wo- I mean, yeah, I used to-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[interrupting]'' Are you sure you're okay? You sound distressed.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[pause, sigh]''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' What happened? What's wrong?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I... when I have to remember something and then I, when I'm pressed trying to remember, as much detail, it's just - I get frustrated when I can't remember- can't remem- can't recall it. I mean, you can't just like... spur of the moment.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well... it sounded like you were stressed when you picked up, so are you sure there's not something that happened today?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I, yeah, well, I did, I mean, while I was waiting for you I did pick up, uh, did pick up a few, uh, calls from some trolls, and... ''[pause, sigh]'' There's another rumor going around and... I got calls with claims from people, um call me, like, you know, saying like, yeah, ''[mockingly]'' 'Oooh, yeah, I'm glad you finally came out of the closet and you're such a homo' and then like I told them, like, told them, 'I'm straight'. I told them I'm straight and then hung up on them. ''[sigh]'' I just had to deal with- had to deal with a bunch of those.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[interrupting]'' That's awful! I'm so sorry that my class ran late, but it sounds like somebody needs to grow up.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, a LOT of somebodies.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Haha, yeah. I mean, don't they have anything BETTER to do?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But I mean, I guess it could be worse. I mean, it's just a phone call. You could just ignore them.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. Anyway, like I was explaining, anyways, still, I think I left a, ah, good impression at like, and I did dress nice I work like, I wor- I wore a nice, uh, blue dress shirt that, a like, nice blue striped dress shirt that I had and uh, black slacks and uh, blazer, and I did ''not'' wear my medallion. And I sat appropriately with my hands in my lap and my shoulders straight and sitting up posture and-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[interrupting]'' That's good!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I... yeah. And I, you know, I even them a good handshakes and uh a compliment on how they looked and uh, I think they like so I'll hear b- I'll hear- I'll find out for sure in a couple of days.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, I hope you weren't too forward with the complimenting them. Normally you don't do that on an interview.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, no, no, it was like, informal it was like, you know, while were waiting for the uh, for the, the, conference room to be free 'cause there was another interview goin' on and I complimented one of the two- one, one of the two women on how they looked. They looked good. And uh, also had uh, a jeweled hair piece and had pony tails. But it was like, you know, the jewel covered up the rubber band. And I, uh, complimented on that, you know, it looked good. It looked good on that person.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh. So did they have you fill out any kind of paper work or say if they would be setting up a second interview, or... um, basically, what did they say?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Mm... well, I did have to uh, did have to sign a form where they talked about my you know, uh... my schedule, availability of which I filled out when I applied on the online application. Talked to me about that. Verifying that. Uh... other than that, it was a Q-and-A, uh... and they pretty much wrote that down themselves.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, did they tell you that they would be calling you, or anything else?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, they said that they would call me back.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Did they give you a time frame?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[annoyed]'' Yeah, in a couple of days. ''[pause]'' Or if you're talking a time frame in hours, no they did not give me that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, no-no-no, just... a time frame.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, in a couple of days.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, I mean... do you think you got the job?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Mm. ''[pause]'' I'm hoping I did. I'm praying I did.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, did they say anything that would make you... ''think'' that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' They smiled back at me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That's their job, they're supposed to smile back.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, but I mean, ah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Did they say anything about paperwork, orientation... anything like that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Mm... they, ahhh... they never said anything about orientations yet.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''[pause]''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Mmkay. Well, did anything else happen today?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well... I didn't have much else planned, so after I got home, after I got back home, I, uh... had something to eat, then I took my tai-walk... jog. And then after I got home I spent some time playing Final Fantasy 7.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh. That's an old game! So, uh... how about your copyright papers? How's that coming along?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I think I already told you that, uh... that I re-registered...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But, I mean, have you checked on it online to make sure it went through?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I... Yeah, I tried checking it online, but unfortunately, uh... yeah, I hadn't changed my password and I forgot... I'm not sure what the password is. I think it's... it's suppo- supposed to be... it's supposed to have the word 'nutmeg' in it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[typing heard in the background]''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Or, and, it's like... 'gemtun' or something... which is a palindrome of nutmeg.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Hmm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Spelled back... spelled backward. That's what palindrome means.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Awesome!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. Hey, w-... yeah. I think I told you that I like to do that. You know, spell words backwards and then say them like that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Right!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. Anyway, uh... I also have that. I think it was like, either '02241982' but it... apparently, those weren't right. And uh, I guess... I mean, like, it also said like, I tried logging in and it gave me like... it said, like, you know, account has been deactivated because of multiple failed login attempts.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oooh.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' So, I don't know, maybe one of the tro-... Clyde or... Gregg. Clyde, that guy, tried to log in. And tried to... psh, mess everything up there.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well... who knows?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[trying to interrupt]'' B-b-but y-yeah, but yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Because if he did, I mean, what would you do? I mean, if he did that, then HE would have the copyright, wouldn't he?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[sigh]'' Well, yeah, well, I mean, I don't know. Mm. It would depend on if he actually has an address for them to send the, uh, for them to send that, uh, piece of paper to or not.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[talking over Chris]'' Well... you should work on it and find out.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' 'Cause, I mean, if you think he did, he probably did, because that sounds like him.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I-I, well, yeah, I'm trying.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, you should try harder, because I mean isn't that... important to you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, it is important.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' So, you should... probably get on it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I have been on that. I was on that, I was on it earlier when I was checkin' my e-mail as well. Also, yeah, I checked my e-mail also before, uh, after I got back from my walk... and before I went to Final Fantasy 7 I checked my e-mail.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, how long did you walk?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[sigh]'' The usual... usual 'bout... actually, nowadays, with the way I'm walking... I'm walking, jogging a little faster. I get home in 15 to 30 minutes now.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[interrupting]'' Okay, so you... so you jogged for 15 minutes, or you walked for 15 minutes?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[pause]'' Yeah, I jogged for like... five minutes out of the total time.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[long pause]'' Okay. Well. ''[sucks teeth]'' Do you ever think that... maybe you should-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[tries to interrupt]''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' -try to film yourself jogging so that maybe I could see your form and give you a few pointers?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah, well, I don't know if it would be that easy for me to... well, I mean, it's not like I can actually... hold the camera while I'm jogging. It's like a habit of mine, swinging my arms while I jog. If I had it in my hands while I was filming, I mean... It'd be like, constant motion.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, you're not supposed to let your arms swing down when you're jogging. You're supposed to keep them right by you. You know, like, you can either have your elbows bent a little bit, or keep them by your side.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[tries to interrupt]'' Yeah... I-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, just to- just set it stationary and jog in front of it for a little bit.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[pause]'' Okay, well, I'll think about... okay, I'll consider it. I'll think about it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[typing]'' Okay, but don't just be saying that to blow me off.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I'm not saying that to blow you off. I will seriously consider... doing that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay. Well, I just wanted to make sure that you know you're working on stuff. Um... so, um, also, I mean, you know, you haven't done a lot of things that you said you would. Like, there's no old essays on the CWCipedia, anything like that, or, um... a song. ...anything. I mean, maybe you should just do a little bit at a time. Because, I'm ''really'' trying to help you out here, but you've got to help too for you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yep. Okay. ...yeah. Yep. Yeah, just, I'm still... yes. So many things and... so many things. Yep. But yeah. I'll get... I'll get some old essays up on the CWCipedia.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay. Well, that's good, um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, let me let you go ahead and get to that and I will try to talk to you tomorrow. And definitely check up on that copyright, you don't want someone to steal it right from under your nose.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. ...yeah. I... I... yeah. I'll get right on that. I am right on that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay. Alright. Bye.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I'll talk to you later. Stay safe. I- ''[cuts off]''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>Mikau</name></author>
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		<title>Kacey Call 21</title>
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		<updated>2012-05-12T20:27:35Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mikau: &lt;/p&gt;
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*[[Chris]] had a [[job]] interview at [[Target]] today. He claims to not remember most of it, despite it happening just hours ago.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris uses his time spent playing at the Pokemon League as job experience in his interview.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kacey]] asks about his &amp;quot;photographic and audio memory,&amp;quot; and Chris claims that doesn't work when he tries to remember things &amp;quot;spur of the moment,&amp;quot; as if he didn't expect to be asked about the interview that happened ''that day.''&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris claims to have not worn his medallion to the job interview. He also admits that he complimented the female interviewers on their appearance. Kacey points out that you aren't supposed to hit on your interviewer - Chris disregards this and says it's fine because the compliment was &amp;quot;informal.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Despite claiming his memory doesn't work &amp;quot;spur of the moment,&amp;quot; he is able to immediately remember word for word what he said to troll phone calls. He was called gay by trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kacey suggests simply ignoring troll phone calls - this goes completely over his head, and he immediately changes the subject.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kacey asks if he thinks he got the job. Chris says yes because &amp;quot;they smiled at me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris's logic kicks in full force. After failing to remember what his password was several times, he is locked out of his copyright management account for &amp;quot;multiple failed login attempts.&amp;quot; Rather than figuring that ''his own failed log in attempts'' caused this, he believes it is the work of a troll.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris believes that not only is it possible to steal the Sonichu copyright, but that all you need to do is have the copyright mailed to you and it's legally yours, disregarding the legal name on it. This further proves that Chris has ''no idea'' what the copyright actually is.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kacey asks Chris to film himself jogging so she can make sure he is doing it right. He says he &amp;quot;will consider it.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris says that he will get to work on putting essays on CWCipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
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| name           = Kacey-CWC Call 21&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|Mbh2tEDPA6Q}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = ???&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Liquid}} Liquid Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Kacey Call 20]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Kacey Call 22]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/Center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[high pitched, worried sounding]'' Hello?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Hey Chris, it's Kacey! What's up?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hey Kacey. I'm doin' okay, how are you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I'm good! So... how did the interview go today? I want to hear everything about it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah... I'll say as much as I can remember, anyway. It was- it went good, I had, uh... two supervising fema- two supervisor women interview me over there. And, uh... and they, you know, I kept my voice at a pleasant tone and I, uh, I ca- I was, ah, I kept good on the friendly smile and uh, and I maintained eye contact and, uh... answered the questions honestly and uh...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[interrupting]'' What kind of questions did they ask you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, like, uh... questions about my, about my past job yeah, we took kind of length(?) to talk about my, it's, they talked about my past job at Wendy's, and also about brought in, like, you know, uh, also like, find some- find some I, uh, experience at the, over a- when I volunteered for the Pokemon League. ''[pause]'' Yeah, um... and they also gave me a lot of hard to tackle(?) situations so I can't remember those, can't remember that right of the ba- remember that right off the top of my head right now.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, but it just happened today, how could you not remember? I mean, was it like, angry customers or was iiiit... like were you having a problem with another employee? ''[pause]'' I mean, I thought you had this photographic and audio memory.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[sigh, pause]'' I guess I, uh... I guess I-I, I guess it's something I c- yeah. I wo- I mean, yeah, I used to-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[interrupting]'' Are you sure you're okay? You sound distressed.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[pause, sigh]''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' What happened? What's wrong?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I... when I have to remember something and then I, when I'm pressed trying to remember, as much detail, it's just - I get frustrated when I can't remember- can't remem- can't recall it. I mean, you can't just like... spur of the moment.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well... it sounded like you were stressed when you picked up, so are you sure there's not something that happened today?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I, yeah, well, I did, I mean, while I was waiting for you I did pick up, uh, did pick up a few, uh, calls from some trolls, and... ''[pause, sigh]'' There's another rumor going around and... I got calls with claims from people, um call me, like, you know, saying like, yeah, ''[mockingly]'' 'Oooh, yeah, I'm glad you finally came out of the closet and you're such a homo' and then like I told them, like, told them, 'I'm straight'. I told them I'm straight and then hung up on them. ''[sigh]'' I just had to deal with- had to deal with a bunch of those.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[interrupting]'' That's awful! I'm so sorry that my class ran late, but it sounds like somebody needs to grow up.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, a LOT of somebodies.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Haha, yeah. I mean, don't they have anything BETTER to do?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But I mean, I guess it could be worse. I mean, it's just a phone call. You could just ignore them.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. Anyway, like I was explaining, anyways, still, I think I left a, ah, good impression at like, and I did dress nice I work like, I wor- I wore a nice, uh, blue dress shirt that, a like, nice blue striped dress shirt that I had and uh, black slacks and uh, blazer, and I did ''not'' wear my medallion. And I sat appropriately with my hands in my lap and my shoulders straight and sitting up posture and-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[interrupting]'' That's good!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I... yeah. And I, you know, I even them a good handshakes and uh a compliment on how they looked and uh, I think they like so I'll hear b- I'll hear- I'll find out for sure in a couple of days.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, I hope you weren't too forward with the complimenting them. Normally you don't do that on an interview.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, no, no, it was like, informal it was like, you know, while were waiting for the uh, for the, the, conference room to be free 'cause there was another interview goin' on and I complimented one of the two- one, one of the two women on how they looked. They looked good. And uh, also had uh, a jeweled hair piece and had pony tails. But it was like, you know, the jewel covered up the rubber band. And I, uh, complimented on that, you know, it looked good. It looked good on that person.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh. So did they have you fill out any kind of paper work or say if they would be setting up a second interview, or... um, basically, what did they say?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Mm... well, I did have to uh, did have to sign a form where they talked about my you know, uh... my schedule, availability of which I filled out when I applied on the online application. Talked to me about that. Verifying that. Uh... other than that, it was a Q-and-A, uh... and they pretty much wrote that down themselves.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, did they tell you that they would be calling you, or anything else?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, they said that they would call me back.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Did they give you a time frame?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[annoyed]'' Yeah, in a couple of days. ''[pause]'' Or if you're talking a time frame in hours, no they did not give me that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, no-no-no, just... a time frame.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, in a couple of days.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, I mean... do you think you got the job?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Mm. ''[pause]'' I'm hoping I did. I'm praying I did.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, did they say anything that would make you... ''think'' that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' They smiled back at me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That's their job, they're supposed to smile back.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, but I mean, ah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Did they say anything about paperwork, orientation... anything like that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Mm... they, ahhh... they never said anything about orientations yet.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''[pause]''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Mmkay. Well, did anything else happen today?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well... I didn't have much else planned, so after I got home, after I got back home, I, uh... had something to eat, then I took my tai-walk... jog. And then after I got home I spent some time playing Final Fantasy 7.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh. That's an old game! So, uh... how about your copyright papers? How's that coming along?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I think I already told you that, uh... that I re-registered...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But, I mean, have you checked on it online to make sure it went through?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I... Yeah, I tried checking it online, but unfortunately, uh... yeah, I hadn't changed my password and I forgot... I'm not sure what the password is. I think it's... it's suppo- supposed to be... it's supposed to have the word 'nutmeg' in it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[typing heard in the background]''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Or, and, it's like... 'gemtun' or something... which is a palindrome of nutmeg.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Hmm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Spelled back... spelled backward. That's what palindrome means.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Awesome!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. Hey, w-... yeah. I think I told you that I like to do that. You know, spell words backwards and then say them like that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Right!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. Anyway, uh... I also have that. I think it was like, either '02241982' but it... apparently, those weren't right. And uh, I guess... I mean, like, it also said like, I tried logging in and it gave me like... it said, like, you know, account has been deactivated because of multiple failed login attempts.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oooh.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' So, I don't know, maybe one of the tro-... Clyde or... Gregg. Clyde, that guy, tried to log in. And tried to... psh, mess everything up there.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well... who knows?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[trying to interrupt]'' B-b-but y-yeah, but yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Because if he did, I mean, what would you do? I mean, if he did that, then HE would have the copyright, wouldn't he?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[sigh]'' Well, yeah, well, I mean, I don't know. Mm. It would depend on if he actually has an address for them to send the, uh, for them to send that, uh, piece of paper to or not.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[talking over Chris]'' Well... you should work on it and find out.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' 'Cause, I mean, if you think he did, he probably did, because that sounds like him.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I-I, well, yeah, I'm trying.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, you should try harder, because I mean isn't that... important to you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, it is important.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' So, you should... probably get on it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I have been on that. I was on that, I was on it earlier when I was checkin' my e-mail as well. Also, yeah, I checked my e-mail also before, uh, after I got back from my walk... and before I went to Final Fantasy 7 I checked my e-mail.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, how long did you walk?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[sigh]'' The usual... usual 'bout... actually, nowadays, with the way I'm walking... I'm walking, jogging a little faster. I get home in 15 to 30 minutes now.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[interrupting]'' Okay, so you... so you jogged for 15 minutes, or you walked for 15 minutes?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[pause]'' Yeah, I jogged for like... five minutes out of the total time.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[long pause]'' Okay. Well. ''[sucks teeth]'' Do you ever think that... maybe you should-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[tries to interrupt]''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' -try to film yourself jogging so that maybe I could see your form and give you a few pointers?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah, well, I don't know if it would be that easy for me to... well, I mean, it's not like I can actually... hold the camera while I'm jogging. It's like a habit of mine, swinging my arms while I jog. If I had it in my hands while I was filming, I mean... It'd be like, constant motion.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, you're not supposed to let your arms swing down when you're jogging. You're supposed to keep them right by you. You know, like, you can either have your elbows bent a little bit, or keep them by your side.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[tries to interrupt]'' Yeah... I-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, just to- just set it stationary and jog in front of it for a little bit.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[pause]'' Okay, well, I'll think about... okay, I'll consider it. I'll think about it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[typing]'' Okay, but don't just be saying that to blow me off.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I'm not saying that to blow you off. I will seriously consider... doing that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay. Well, I just wanted to make sure that you know you're working on stuff. Um... so, um, also, I mean, you know, you haven't done a lot of things that you said you would. Like, there's no old essays on the CWCipedia, anything like that, or, um... a song. ...anything. I mean, maybe you should just do a little bit at a time. Because, I'm ''really'' trying to help you out here, but you've got to help too for you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yep. Okay. ...yeah. Yep. Yeah, just, I'm still... yes. So many things and... so many things. Yep. But yeah. I'll get... I'll get some old essays up on the CWCipedia.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay. Well, that's good, um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, let me let you go ahead and get to that and I will try to talk to you tomorrow. And definitely check up on that copyright, you don't want someone to steal it right from under your nose.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. ...yeah. I... I... yeah. I'll get right on that. I am right on that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay. Alright. Bye.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I'll talk to you later. Stay safe. I- ''[cuts off]''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?nrp7294pnf711db mp3 of phonecall]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{succession|label=[[Kacey_calls|Kacey Phone Calls]]|prevlink=[[Kacey Call 20]]|nextlink=[[Kacey Call 22]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{FanChats}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Trolling]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Phone calls]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Liquid Saga]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mikau</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Mikau&amp;diff=155669</id>
		<title>User:Mikau</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Mikau&amp;diff=155669"/>
		<updated>2012-01-21T05:04:10Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mikau: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Bisexual}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{White}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Transcriber}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Americunt}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{PS3}}&lt;br /&gt;
== GENERAL FAGGOTRY ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I transcribe things, and I am around to read a lot of articles and fix inconsistencies, errors, unnecessary piping, etc. I am like a janitor. A cool janitor.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mikau</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Response_to_ADF&amp;diff=155668</id>
		<title>Response to ADF</title>
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		<updated>2012-01-21T05:02:50Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mikau: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Response to ADF''' is a video uploaded by CWCvilleProductions on 29 [[August 2011]], and part of the [[Calling Out]] series. In this video, Chris responds to [[Jack Thaddeus|Ahuviya]] after he uploaded [http://adfki.wikinet.org/wiki/Why_Philadelphia_is_so_much_Greater_than_CWCville two] [http://adfki.wikinet.org/wiki/Advice_for_Chris-chan_from_Ahuviya_Harel videos] in response to Chris calling him out.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris provides yet another halfhearted explanation on why he doesn't like the [[homos|gays]], but has no problem with lesbians (read: they give him a boner) and gives his approval for gay marriage. He claims to have empathy and believes that he can't get a job because of all the &amp;quot;slanderous smut and shit&amp;quot; on him that shows up all over the internet, and can't move out because of his parents' age and physical disabilities. Chris also quotes &amp;quot;[[wikipedia:Free Bird|Free Bird]]&amp;quot; by [[wikipedia:Lynyrd Skynyrd|Lynyrd Skynyrd]] (or &amp;quot;Leonard Skynerd&amp;quot; as he puts it), which is also the only song from the band that appears in [[Guitar Hero]].  Chris wishes Ahuviya good luck with his sex change operation but warns him he will never be a part of &amp;quot;femdom&amp;quot; and calls him a &amp;quot;damn homo&amp;quot;, negating everything he's just said about gay acceptance.&lt;br /&gt;
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| video          = {{#ev:youtube|28R_txwJefI}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 29 [[August 2011]]&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = {{Homos|text}} {{Tragedy|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Reason|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Clyde|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
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| next           = [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I would get a job... but unfortunately, because of all the shit that's against me on the Internet... between the hate-filled webpages that y'all trolls and cyberbullies have created against me, and the past videos that I was blackmailed and deceived and just plain forced into creating, with such derogatory graphic smut and literal shit within them, it just makes it that much more difficult for me to be able to get a job.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sky_Nerd.jpg|thumb|If I whined like a virgin, would you please have sex with me?]]&lt;br /&gt;
This is my video response to... Ahuviya, who has apparently taken upon himself to, uh... record his response without blurring his face, optionally or leaving it out. So I'm just going to respond directly with my, uh- a few of my own thoughts. First off, I uh- now... I am heterosexual, [[Homos#Fear of being a homo|I am straight]], and that's just the way I am! It's not a have-to situation, I've never seen it ev- rarely seen it that way, I have at one point, but guess what, I've seen the other viewpoints, and they did not treat de ne- did not fair to me as s- so much, they gross me- they mostly gross me out. Therefore... that is what I am, and I am happy to stay that way, and I want to continue to be [[Chris and English|heteroseshual]]. I am happy with myself there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And I would admit that with other people, there are differences that I feel most uncomfortable about and around, such as... yes, gays... gay men anyway. ''[disgusted look; blows a raspberry]'' I like lesbians. [[Tobacky|Smokers]], definitely the smokers. Can anybody tell me why smoking isn't stupid? I don't think so. And just most other males in gender- in general, because I get along better with women anyway. That's not really my fault, that's just part of my dang brain function with the missing links in my... brain and whatever. But that does not define me as an uncaring and cold-hearted person! [[Chris and Remorse|I have empathy]]! I seek- I can see myself in other people's shoes and see how they would feel if I has- if I- with my responses into whatever situations.&lt;br /&gt;
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And yet you may- while you may or may not have empathy as well, Ahuviya, [[Chris and hypocrisy|I feel you to still be a typical non-understanding pig]]! I would go- I would travel outside of the state if where- or wherever if I could but, because A: I have- I'm on [[Chris and money|low funds]], and I would get a job... but unfortunately, because of all the shit that's against me on the Internet... between the [[CWCki|hate-filled webpages]] that y'all [[trolls]] and cyberbullies have created against me, and the past videos that I was [[Calling Out &amp;quot;Tito&amp;quot; - Don|blackmailed]] and [[For Julie's Eyes Only|deceived]] and just plain forced into creating, with such [[Sonichu 8|derogatory graphic smut]] and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|literal shit]] within them, it just makes it that much more difficult for me to be able to get a job. 'Cuz they do the background checks, look up [[Facebook]]s and look on [[YouTube]] and look everywhere! They don't just do [[Chris and the law|criminal records]] anymore, ask anybody!&lt;br /&gt;
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And I would travel if I could, but my parents are both old. [[Bob|My father is ill]]. He's sickly. He has [[Chris and English|feet-bloatings]]. And he has ailments that doctors are unable to determine, and at this point he is certified as a forced shut-in! He cannot get out so much, 'cuz he feels so ill and sickly in his feet. And I ''do'' get out of my house, I go out here and there and everywhere, so don't tell me that I don't get out! &amp;quot;I'm free as a bird and this bird... peep- and this bird you cannot change!&amp;quot; Yes, I learned from Leonard Skynerd, and I like that song.&lt;br /&gt;
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And listen- and I want you to listen here. I'm all for equality, but there is a limit! ''[Chris hits the camera]'' I do not want to be forced or intimidated into or bullied into lifestyles that I just ''not am of'', or feel comfortable around! And this was a country where... people would not feel forced to do anything... then, whatever! And yes, marriage should be between two happy people, regardless of, uh, gender or whatever. But I'm still gonna feel most uncomfortable around homosexual dudes, regardless! And just most other males in general, hell, I probably won't even have a bachelor party 'cuz I don't know so many [[JERKS|males]], I'd probably be having a bachelor party mostly constituted with those within my congregation who I'm only acquainted with, like, one or two of. Hell, I would even appreciate having a bachelor party where I had all my [[gal-pals]] come and hold it for me! I'd rather have a bachelor party with... where it was... shoot, I'm trying the think of the word, um... well anyway, with m- anyway, with mostly women, 'cuz I feel more comfortable ar- around women. Platonic, that's the word I would use, the party would be platonic.&lt;br /&gt;
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And likewise, if my bride had mostly male friends, I'd let her hang out with them platonically as well for her bride party. And you know what, I don't care whether I get a bachelor party or not, around the time I do get married. Because that's just- that's just me. And I cannot be changed. So I would- so I would say, good luck being a [[tomgirl|fake woman]] because you'll never be able to achieve true femdom! And you'll always be a dang homosexual male, 'cuz you're born that way, you gonna to stay that way pretty much even if you're gonna- if you're gonna have your [[pickle|dick]] either chopped off or tucked in! People are still gonna look at you so ill. In the majority of this country. &lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, that's my response for now.&lt;br /&gt;
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Damn homo.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sources==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Victory Rockout]]|nextlink=[[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Calling Out}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2011| 2011-08-29 r]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mikau</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Chris%27s_birthday&amp;diff=155595</id>
		<title>Talk:Chris's birthday</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Chris%27s_birthday&amp;diff=155595"/>
		<updated>2012-01-18T07:01:36Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mikau: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==To do==&lt;br /&gt;
Sorta like [[Christmas]], except with his birthday. I swore we already had a page on this and if we do, someone point it out to me because then the naming is not intuitive.&lt;br /&gt;
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*discuss how this plays with Chris's ego ('''briefly''')&lt;br /&gt;
*how Chris celebrated his various birthdays&lt;br /&gt;
*times his birthday pops up in the Sonichu canon&lt;br /&gt;
*Christian Love Day&lt;br /&gt;
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And whatever else people think up of. Categorize this shit too. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:06, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I did some wrting. It needs images and more indepth stuff. If noone does it, i'll write up something on his stupid love day tommorrow. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 03:49, 7 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Sarah in the 21st birthday section leads to a disambiguation. Does anyone know which it is and the chat it's revealed in? -- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 20:24, 21 February 2011 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
:i just took out that sentence since it's not really relevant to the birthday article.. but if anyone wants to change it, i think the best details on why he was kicked out of class are in [[Jackie Chat 5]] -[[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 21:00, 21 February 2011 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== 29th birthday &amp;amp; origin of the tomgirl ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I believe Chris started the tomgirl stuff somewhere between February 13 (finishing the Autism Tutorial) and March 23 (calling himself a tomgirl on LBP). also he started playing tomboy-related levels on LBP somewhere in this time period. So yeah that's why I added the information under his 29th birthday, based on information currently available --Detective [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 06:20, 3 May 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Will Chris become a wizard? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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This is rather silly conjecture, but I'm honestly worried. Christian will become thirty in a month and 7 days, and yet he has yet to lose his virginity. You all know what happens to a virgin when he hits thirty, right? He becomes a wizard. But what if this is true? What if, at thirty, he wakes up one morning, and he can shoot fire out of his hands and conjure up Sonichu and Rosechu in real life? [[User:Mikau|Mikau]] 23:01, 17 January 2012 (PST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mikau</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Tomgirl_Pictures&amp;diff=138684</id>
		<title>Talk:Tomgirl Pictures</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Tomgirl_Pictures&amp;diff=138684"/>
		<updated>2011-04-29T03:54:01Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mikau: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;In case anyone's wondering, the images are called &amp;quot;TG#&amp;quot; because TomGirl. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:09, 28 April 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
* '''MY EYES!''' CAN NOT UNSEE! [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:13, 28 April 2011 (PDT)CFA&lt;br /&gt;
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Is there ANY backstory to this?!? What I don't understand is that he 1) went into PUBLIC wearing this stuff (there's a picture of him at his mall) and 2) It looks like he shaved his underarms in one or two pictures...WHY?! Dear God why?! --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 19:26, 28 April 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
* Pretty sure he always shaved his underarms. I don't know why I know that. --[[User:Kwippleton|Kwippleton]] 19:38, 28 April 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:The article could use some clarification as to what the hell is going on here. There's gotta be some sort of story behind this. What's the deal? This is some of Chris's weirdest antics yet. Just when you think the lulcow ran dry... [[User:Abyssal|Abyssal]] 19:42, 28 April 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Note that both ears are pierced, not just the gay ear (see: cucumbers on eyes pic). Also, that's his real hair and the images aren't censored; he's  wearing a g-string. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:54, 28 April 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
: Are they really pierced or are they those clip on/magnet ones?? Is there anyway we can tell?? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:04, 28 April 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:: They're real. Trust me. If they were clip ons, there would be more of an indent. I'm also pretty sure that clip ons are bigger. The ones I had as a kid certainly were, and I was pretty into those things. [[User:PedoforkBait|PedoforkBait]] 20:08, 28 April 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::: That would make sense...I bet the ring/hoop ones are fake though, there's no hole for them in other pictures (unless he got them later). And why are they so oddly placed?? They aren't on the lobe like they should be...unless they've changed where they put them now (I got mine when I was 7). Or...could he have done them himself??? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:13, 28 April 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: They are real. Also, I'm not aware of any way to have a stud clip-on. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 20:35, 28 April 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*At this point, he's gotta be fucking with us. He wants to gross us out, so we don't bother him. --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 20:05, 28 April 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
: You think he pierced his ears to get us to leave him alone? [[User:PeachyKeen|PeachyKeen]] 20:20, 28 April 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He's using a real camara to take his picture in some of these, that's unusual. I wonder what the poor guy who had to develop them was thinking. O_o [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 20:31, 28 April 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is probably a long shot, however I really think he did this for a girl. Most likely a girl who liked to dress up as a guy and wanted Chris to do the same. Or it's a really, really good troll. Either way, whoever made him do this is really good at what they do, because these pictures are FUCKING DISGUSTING. [[User:Mikau|Mikau]] 20:54, 28 April 2011 (PDT)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mikau</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Kacey&amp;diff=135260</id>
		<title>Kacey</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Kacey&amp;diff=135260"/>
		<updated>2011-02-28T04:14:13Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mikau: /* The end of Kacey */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Kacey.jpg|thumb|Actual photograph of Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Kacey Yulia &amp;quot;KaceKat&amp;quot; Chandler''', née '''Devoria''' (born 30 June [[1983]]), is the [[sweetheart]] of [[CChanSonichuCWC]] (Liquid Chris) who became embroiled in the conflict between her lover and [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] (Solid Chris). She has a &amp;quot;[[china|fun]]&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;[[china|caring]]&amp;quot; personality, as Ian believes all women do. As Ian is oft to note, she really cares for him, mayunn!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Background==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Basically, Ian became enraged with jealousy that [[CChanSonichuCWC]] could have a girlfriend while he couldn't, so he conspired to steal her away in a series of devious phone calls in which he pretended to be Liquid, and told her that he would put his [[duck|penis]] in between her breasts and come all over her. He also planned to follow this act by licking his [[comeuppance]] off of her and [[recycling]] it with her. For a straight man, it's interesting that his first time would still involve recycling his own semen, thus putting his [[homos|orientation]] into question once again. Happily, he never got his chance as she quickly &amp;quot;realized&amp;quot; that Ian was trying to trick her. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Of note, this is probably one of the most blatant and irrefutable [[lies]] the impostor has perpetrated. In his utter hatred of Liquid, it is he himself that &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;becomes&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; remains the impostor in a desperate and misguided attempt to steal Liquid's girlfriend. Also of note is that Solid does a piss-poor job impersonating Liquid, and Kacey has to literally correct him half the time to keep him from breaking his own charade. The worst is when his infamous narcissism kicks in, and he ends up defending &amp;quot;Solid&amp;quot; Chris's [[Chris and fashion|clothing]], [[obesity|weight]], and [[Sonichu Girls#Chris's Hair|stupid fucking haircut]]. For her part, Kacey actually flubs her lines quite a bit, forgetting that she's not supposed to know it's not the real Chris. Ian, of course, never notices.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As revealed by Ian in the video [[Greetings to Kaceys folks]], Kacey's parents are Mr and Mrs D (Devoria).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kacey is the middle child of her parents, a military couple. Her father is retired military, her mother works in government affairs. She has an older brother, Kale, also military, and a younger sister, Kara, who is a freshman in college. Kacey is rumored to be attending university in Washington D.C., living nearby in an apartment with male roommates. Her family lives in the suburbs of [[Virginia]]. She is majoring in Nursing and Biology.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Contact with Ian==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 3 [[August 2009]], Ian sent Kacey [[For Kacey from CWC]] to prove that he is the real Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 4 August 2009, Ian created [[CWC - Hand Drawn Original]] to reveal his true, fat self.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kacey was very hurt by the fact that Ian tried to trick her into going to his house. What he was planning to do if she did show up on his door is anyone's guess. In all likelihood, he expected her to actually dump her longtime boyfriend for him once he proved he's the One, True and Honest creator of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]. That, or he'd put on a brown shirt and paper medallion and hope she never noticed the glaring differences while he [[recycling|ate]] his own [[navy]] off of her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 15 August 2009, she posted a video announcing ChanSonichuCWC's disappearance and felt distraught and heartbroken over the event, calling the police and going as far as to withdraw herself from their marriage.&lt;br /&gt;
{{Deletedvideo}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Galpal&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = August 15, 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|K9kIcTdeqYU}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 15 August 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = Kacey&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = [[CChanSonichuCWC]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Video Type     = Worry&lt;br /&gt;
| Other Info     = Kacey goes insane over Liquid's disappearance.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 20 August 2009, she posted another video announcing that the police believed the kidnapping was a hoax, and asked for peace while hoping for the real Chris's return.&lt;br /&gt;
{{Deletedvideo}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Galpal&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Update&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|2KNlmx8Nt2o}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 20 August 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = Kacey&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = [[CChanSonichuCWC]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Video Type     = Reason&lt;br /&gt;
| Other Info     = Kacey finds out the kidnapping was a hoax.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Love Quest==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Once [[CChanSonichuCWC#The_Return_of_the_King|Liquid Chris returned]], details of the contact between Ian and Kacey began to emerge. In Ian's [[Adressing Liquid]] video, he suggested that Kacey had become a close &amp;quot;[[gal-pal]]&amp;quot;, and implies that he still pines for her. Ian would later officially proclaim his love for her in the [[fail|creatively]] titled video, &amp;quot;[[I Love You Kacey]]&amp;quot; where he states that Kacey and himself had been in frequent contact with each other, during the period in which Liquid disappeared.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [[10252009 For Kacey]], Ian graduated to an official [[Love Quest]] in his desperate attempt to steal Kacey from her future husband. The delusion would grow further in [[For Chris No 2]], where Ian implies that he genuinely thinks that Kacey is leaving Liquid for him. It would later become clear that this was not the case at all; Kacey would later state that she only ever considered herself and Ian as friends.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
However, Ian being himself, he began to think that she really was in love with him, and went so far as to [[Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW|make a video of him gloating to Liquid that he had won her heart.]] At one point, Kacey uploaded audio of herself singing to ''A Whole New World'', from the popular Disney movie ''Aladdin'' to Youtube. The description section ambiguously sought for &amp;quot;Chris&amp;quot; to perform a duet with the audio; naturally, this [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey|culminated in a video showing the true range of Ian's Sinatra-esque tones]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The end of Kacey==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ian and Kacey's &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;friendship&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; love affair continued for a while afterward, until Chris got into an [[Father Call|argument with Kacey's father]] after attempting to prove his worthiness as a man. In the process, Kacey saw how utterly messed up he was, mentally and physically, and returned to Liquid's waiting arms. Chris's chances were utterly dashed after she got a hold of [[Sonichu Special 4|his comic to her]] and learned that he was willing go and ''shoot'' Liquid. Horrified, Kacey scorned Ian for his actions in [[Kacey and Liquid Call|a final phone call to him]], never to return. Ian would later upload [[CWC is sad|a video where his solemnity was clear]], although this depression would last for merely a day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With the release of [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|the ''actual'' final phone call between Kacey and Chris,]] it is shown that Kacey is very wise about Chris's dealings. Following the end of the call, Kacey makes an assumption about Chris never mentioning her again. While he does in [[CWC is sad]], the very next day after said video, a new video is released where [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|Chris is smiling from ear to ear.]] The very next day. The coincidence is stunning.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Marriage to Liquid==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wedding Photo by Scarlet Rose.jpg|thumb|The happy couple.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Liquid and Kacey were married on 11 [[November 2009]], at 2 p.m. EST. It was a very small wedding ceremony with their families and a few select friends. Solid tried his best to ruin the honeymoon via receiving copyright papers, which, as you probably guessed, [[Fail|failed miserably]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Little is known of Kacey at this point, despite Liquid Chris resurfacing to help heighten the success of [[Asperchu]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kacey Phone Call]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Father Call]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kacey and Liquid Call]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The End For Real (Kacey call)]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?mkgfzztdgcz The complete phone call between Chris and Kacey]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rRi90wfvHI Resident Chris-chan 3: Dating Ground]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sweethearts}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{DEFAULTSORT:Devoria, Kacey}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Sweethearts]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Liquid Saga]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mikau</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Kacey&amp;diff=135259</id>
		<title>Kacey</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Kacey&amp;diff=135259"/>
		<updated>2011-02-28T04:13:07Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mikau: /* The end of Kacey */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Kacey.jpg|thumb|Actual photograph of Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Kacey Yulia &amp;quot;KaceKat&amp;quot; Chandler''', née '''Devoria''' (born 30 June [[1983]]), is the [[sweetheart]] of [[CChanSonichuCWC]] (Liquid Chris) who became embroiled in the conflict between her lover and [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] (Solid Chris). She has a &amp;quot;[[china|fun]]&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;[[china|caring]]&amp;quot; personality, as Ian believes all women do. As Ian is oft to note, she really cares for him, mayunn!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Background==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Basically, Ian became enraged with jealousy that [[CChanSonichuCWC]] could have a girlfriend while he couldn't, so he conspired to steal her away in a series of devious phone calls in which he pretended to be Liquid, and told her that he would put his [[duck|penis]] in between her breasts and come all over her. He also planned to follow this act by licking his [[comeuppance]] off of her and [[recycling]] it with her. For a straight man, it's interesting that his first time would still involve recycling his own semen, thus putting his [[homos|orientation]] into question once again. Happily, he never got his chance as she quickly &amp;quot;realized&amp;quot; that Ian was trying to trick her. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Of note, this is probably one of the most blatant and irrefutable [[lies]] the impostor has perpetrated. In his utter hatred of Liquid, it is he himself that &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;becomes&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; remains the impostor in a desperate and misguided attempt to steal Liquid's girlfriend. Also of note is that Solid does a piss-poor job impersonating Liquid, and Kacey has to literally correct him half the time to keep him from breaking his own charade. The worst is when his infamous narcissism kicks in, and he ends up defending &amp;quot;Solid&amp;quot; Chris's [[Chris and fashion|clothing]], [[obesity|weight]], and [[Sonichu Girls#Chris's Hair|stupid fucking haircut]]. For her part, Kacey actually flubs her lines quite a bit, forgetting that she's not supposed to know it's not the real Chris. Ian, of course, never notices.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As revealed by Ian in the video [[Greetings to Kaceys folks]], Kacey's parents are Mr and Mrs D (Devoria).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kacey is the middle child of her parents, a military couple. Her father is retired military, her mother works in government affairs. She has an older brother, Kale, also military, and a younger sister, Kara, who is a freshman in college. Kacey is rumored to be attending university in Washington D.C., living nearby in an apartment with male roommates. Her family lives in the suburbs of [[Virginia]]. She is majoring in Nursing and Biology.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Contact with Ian==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 3 [[August 2009]], Ian sent Kacey [[For Kacey from CWC]] to prove that he is the real Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 4 August 2009, Ian created [[CWC - Hand Drawn Original]] to reveal his true, fat self.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kacey was very hurt by the fact that Ian tried to trick her into going to his house. What he was planning to do if she did show up on his door is anyone's guess. In all likelihood, he expected her to actually dump her longtime boyfriend for him once he proved he's the One, True and Honest creator of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]. That, or he'd put on a brown shirt and paper medallion and hope she never noticed the glaring differences while he [[recycling|ate]] his own [[navy]] off of her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 15 August 2009, she posted a video announcing ChanSonichuCWC's disappearance and felt distraught and heartbroken over the event, calling the police and going as far as to withdraw herself from their marriage.&lt;br /&gt;
{{Deletedvideo}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Galpal&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = August 15, 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|K9kIcTdeqYU}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 15 August 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = Kacey&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = [[CChanSonichuCWC]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Video Type     = Worry&lt;br /&gt;
| Other Info     = Kacey goes insane over Liquid's disappearance.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 20 August 2009, she posted another video announcing that the police believed the kidnapping was a hoax, and asked for peace while hoping for the real Chris's return.&lt;br /&gt;
{{Deletedvideo}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Galpal&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Update&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|2KNlmx8Nt2o}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 20 August 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = Kacey&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = [[CChanSonichuCWC]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Video Type     = Reason&lt;br /&gt;
| Other Info     = Kacey finds out the kidnapping was a hoax.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Love Quest==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Once [[CChanSonichuCWC#The_Return_of_the_King|Liquid Chris returned]], details of the contact between Ian and Kacey began to emerge. In Ian's [[Adressing Liquid]] video, he suggested that Kacey had become a close &amp;quot;[[gal-pal]]&amp;quot;, and implies that he still pines for her. Ian would later officially proclaim his love for her in the [[fail|creatively]] titled video, &amp;quot;[[I Love You Kacey]]&amp;quot; where he states that Kacey and himself had been in frequent contact with each other, during the period in which Liquid disappeared.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [[10252009 For Kacey]], Ian graduated to an official [[Love Quest]] in his desperate attempt to steal Kacey from her future husband. The delusion would grow further in [[For Chris No 2]], where Ian implies that he genuinely thinks that Kacey is leaving Liquid for him. It would later become clear that this was not the case at all; Kacey would later state that she only ever considered herself and Ian as friends.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
However, Ian being himself, he began to think that she really was in love with him, and went so far as to [[Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW|make a video of him gloating to Liquid that he had won her heart.]] At one point, Kacey uploaded audio of herself singing to ''A Whole New World'', from the popular Disney movie ''Aladdin'' to Youtube. The description section ambiguously sought for &amp;quot;Chris&amp;quot; to perform a duet with the audio; naturally, this [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey|culminated in a video showing the true range of Ian's Sinatra-esque tones]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The end of Kacey==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ian and Kacey's &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;friendship&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; love affair continued for a while afterward, until Chris got into an [[Father Call|argument with Kacey's father]] after attempting to prove his worthiness as a man. In the process, Kacey saw how utterly messed up he was, mentally and physically, and returned to Liquid's waiting arms. Chris's chances were utterly dashed after she got a hold of [[Sonichu Special 4|his comic to her]] and learned that he was willing go and ''shoot'' Liquid. Horrified, Kacey scorned Ian for his actions in [[Kacey and Liquid Call|a final phone call to him]], never to return. Ian would later upload [[CWC is sad|a video where his solemnity was clear]], although this depression would last for merely a day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With the release of [[The End For Real|the ''actual'' final phone call between Kacey and Chris,]] it is shown that Kacey is very wise about Chris's dealings. Following the end of the call, Kacey makes an assumption about Chris never mentioning her again. While he does in [[CWC is sad]], the very next day after said video, a new video is released where [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|Chris is smiling from ear to ear.]] The very next day. The coincidence is stunning.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Marriage to Liquid==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wedding Photo by Scarlet Rose.jpg|thumb|The happy couple.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Liquid and Kacey were married on 11 [[November 2009]], at 2 p.m. EST. It was a very small wedding ceremony with their families and a few select friends. Solid tried his best to ruin the honeymoon via receiving copyright papers, which, as you probably guessed, [[Fail|failed miserably]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Little is known of Kacey at this point, despite Liquid Chris resurfacing to help heighten the success of [[Asperchu]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kacey Phone Call]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Father Call]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kacey and Liquid Call]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The End For Real (Kacey call)]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?mkgfzztdgcz The complete phone call between Chris and Kacey]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rRi90wfvHI Resident Chris-chan 3: Dating Ground]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sweethearts}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{DEFAULTSORT:Devoria, Kacey}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Sweethearts]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Liquid Saga]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mikau</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Mikau&amp;diff=135221</id>
		<title>User:Mikau</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Mikau&amp;diff=135221"/>
		<updated>2011-02-27T08:08:56Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mikau: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Bisexual}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{White}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Transcriber}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Americunt}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{PS3}}&lt;br /&gt;
== GENERAL FAGGOTRY ==&lt;br /&gt;
I'm a fish, and no, I do not want to make a wish.&lt;br /&gt;
I saw Chris several years ago, 2008 I think. One of my friends linked me to a thread on /v/ where some idiot was doing horrid photoshops of Chris's comic pages, but I soon learned of the entity that is Chris-chan. I usually just stayed on his Youtube page and whatever shit /v/ decided to poop out that day about him. I read the ED page about him almost daily just to see if there was new shit posted, but I soon got out of that once the CWCki was up and vrooming down the Chris information highway like a freight train on cocaine. By this time, I started dating a girl, Natalie, who was conflicted with [[Aspergers]]. We're still dating, by the way. I showed her the horror that is Chris-chan, and she loved it. For a few weeks, she actually liked his comics. She said that the simplistic art style really blended well with the childish story line. Then she hit book 6-8 and all Hell broke loose. She suddenly resented the workings of Chris, calling me every day talking about how much she hated whatever addition he added. I'm pretty sure Chris-chan was an adhesive that kept our relationship together; sure, we got along well and had similar interests, but it seemed we both looked forward to the same thing every day: whatever our acne-scarred, autistic hero happened to be doing that particular day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== OTHER INFO ==&lt;br /&gt;
I like to transcribe almost religiously, but my laziness sometimes gets the better of me and I end up losing track of whatever it was that I was transcribing, such as [[Julie_Reveals_Herself:_The_Prequel|Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel]] and one of the Mumbles. Transcribing is just so fun, especially rerunning two or three phrases over and over again because one word could be misconstrued as many. This is especially prominent in, well, ANYTHING Chris has ever said ever. Forever.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== To Do List ==&lt;br /&gt;
I am currently going to be transcribing ANY new Chris stuff that comes out. I am also going to be editing neglected articles with more current information to keep everything on every page fresh and hot off the presses.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mikau</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Patti_Chandler&amp;diff=135220</id>
		<title>Patti Chandler</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Patti_Chandler&amp;diff=135220"/>
		<updated>2011-02-27T08:06:25Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mikau: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Quote|My- Patti will- the spirit of Patti will have his soul for dinner tonight! she will be haunting your nightmares, Mr. Leary.|Chris, [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|respecting his deceased pet.]] }}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|Let's hire a black tranny hooker to dig up Patti's corpse while yelling JULAAAAAYYYYY!|A typical discussion on [[/cwc/]]...}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0054-Patti2.jpg|thumb|Patti Chandler, devourer of souls]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:PattiAbomination.png|thumb|Patti today]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Patti Chandler''' (17 March [[1988]] - 27 [[June 2006]]) was [[Chris]]'s childhood dog, a [[Wikipedia:Beagle|beagle]]-[[Wikipedia:Spitz|spitz]] mix, who was put down in [[2006]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Father Call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris brought Patti back to life in one of his comics, where she somehow gained the ability to walk, talk, and apply for [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]] in [[CWCville]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Much like the [[Wikipedia:Flying Dutchman|Flying Dutchman]], who was cursed to roam the seven seas forever, Patti is cursed to [[Patti-Chan|wander in CWCville]] as she is not allowed to rest in peace.&lt;br /&gt;
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There is not a single known picture of Patti indoors, suggesting that she was just left in her pen in the backyard all the time. According to Chris, her wood-and-plastic doghouse weighed &amp;quot;like, five, ten tons&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Father Call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; While a normal person might say something like that figuratively to represent the emotional weight it would take to carry the home of a deceased loved one, Chris acts as though he [[11042009 51 50|honestly believes that's how much it weighs]].&lt;br /&gt;
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When confronted about his [[Chris and remorse|insensitivity]], or when someone tries to point out that he has [[Father Call|never once experienced true hardship in his miserable life]], Chris is always quick to point out that he experienced the loss of Patti. He even mentions Patti's death over the death of his [[Aunt Corrina]] (who gave Patti to him in the first place). Chris seems to only mention his aunt as an afterthought when the comparison between someone losing a [[Ryan Cash|close family member]] and Chris losing his dog is scoffed at.&lt;br /&gt;
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Accoring to the [[Father Call]] and [[Chris_Chan_gets_chewed_out_by_Kacey#Part_3|a call between Kacey and Chris,]] Chris seems to think that Patti is not just a dog, but something of a much more meaningful existence. He even goes as far as to say that her death is measurable to two buildings collapsing and thousands of people dying. Sure, she was the only thing that Chris ever loved, besides his [[PS3]], but, as Kacey pointed out, she was just &amp;quot;a damn dog.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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It is entirely possible that Patti was the only life form to ever love Chris out of anything other than obligation. Patti was also probably the only acquaintance with which Chris has ever had very much in common. Not because they shared [[Chris_and_sex#Beastiality|a mystical bond between man and beast]], brought about through the wondrous unexplained mysteries of [[autism]], but because they were both animals driven by brute instinct with no level of higher comprehension whatsoever.&lt;br /&gt;
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According to [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|a video from January 2010]], Patti now lives in [[CWCville|hell]] and feasts on [[Beel|human souls]]. While this may seem to be at odds with the canon of the Sonichu comics, it makes perfect sense if you consider the distinct possibility that CWCville ''is'' hell.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Eulogy for Patti, as written by Chris==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Patti Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;March 17, [[1980s#1988|1988]] to June 27, [[2006]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Eulogy written by Christian Weston Chandler, June 27, 2006&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:091-PattiMemory.jpg|thumb|Patti, you sweet, unlucky dog.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;My family, [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|furry]] friends, (anyone else present), we are gathered here today to pay our last respects and wishes to our dearly beloved beagle/spitz, Patti, who has departed from our world here on earth to a [[CWCville|doggy heaven where she will be happier]], because she will run free and play with all the other dogs who are already having fun up there. And she will often look down upon her beloved family, me, Christian Chandler, my mother, [[Barbara Chandler]], and my father [[Robert Chandler]], and the [[Chandler cats|cats]] who have grown fond of Patti.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;I will always remember Patti for all the lovely memories she has shared with me from:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;-When I picked her out of the litter at my [[Aunt Corina|Aunt Corina's]] house in Redoak, Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;-The many walks I have shared with her around this neighborhood, as well as the neighborhood in the [[Chris's_homes#Newberry_Towne_Subdivision|Newberry Towne subdivision in Richmond, Virginia.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;-The time I watched my old best friend, [[Sarah Hammer]], take Patti by her front paws and danced a bit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;-The times I've watched her stand on her hind legs and then rewarded her with a biscuit bone.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;-The time I took my camera to her pen and took this lovely picture of her and me, and I made a big deal how she'll be like a movie dog star.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;-The times I've just sat with her in the yard and petted her head. I've always given her a [[Homos|&amp;quot;Bally-Scratch&amp;quot;]] where I stroke her head with all five fingers like as if I was gently squeezing a [[Sonichu_Ball|rubber ball.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;-The many times I've fed her a can of food and a cup full of dry food, and refilled her bucket with fresh water so she can drink it and wash her face.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;-There was also the one time I saw her resting on top of her doghouse (not on her back like Snoopy).&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;-[[Wikipedia:Border collie|I've often wondered why between both her ears, why one was bent and the other was straight like an arrowhead]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;When Patti was brought to the vet on that [[Fail|faithful]] day, I was distraught with fright and concern for her health. I stayed with her during her final moments with a hand on her head and a tear in my eye. When my mother was brought the paper that gave the doctor permission to send her on her way, I didn't want her to be the one to sign it. I raised Patti since she was a six-week old pup, and I wanted to take the strain for signing the one-way ticket (it was hard for me, but it was for the best). So I signed that paper, with a crying [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] face saying, &amp;quot;We love you, Patti.&amp;quot; After that, I gave her my final pets, hug, hand-to-paw hold, eye-contact, ear-rub, cheek-to-fur rub, and I sadly waved her for the final time, and I said, &amp;quot;Good Bye, Patti, I Love You.&amp;quot; As I stood outside, I heard Patti's last barks saying, &amp;quot;I will always love you, Chris. Thank You.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;But we all must move on with our lives with our beloved lucky mutt in our hearts and in our memories. So, Patti, may your old dog house and surrounding flowers forever memorialize your blessed heart, your barks at the stars and strangers, and your loyal love that you have blessed upon me and my family and friends. Bark on, and rest in peace, our beloved lucky Patti.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris E-mails 2006#September]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Current activity==&lt;br /&gt;
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Not content with an eternity of biscuit bones and &amp;quot;bally-scratches&amp;quot; in doggy heaven, Patti has apparently taken time out of being dead to [[Dreams#The Patti-chan dream|assure her former master]] of her peaceful afterlife in a dream. Also, [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|Chris has averred]] that her vengeful spirit will seek out [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] and his cohorts for allegedly besmirching her memory and proceed to, in no particular order, give them nightmares, eat their souls and kill them. Yet, as always, Chris still thinks of himself as a [[Chris and Anger|kind hearted]], [[Chris and Religion|Christian]] individual.&lt;br /&gt;
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Patti's physical remains rest underneath her ten-ton doghouse in the Chandlers' backyard. The notion of exhuming and desecrating her bones has become a popular running joke among trolls, to the point that Chris, in a September 2010 [[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV|YouTube video]], took the time to fiercely deny any rumors that the corpse of his dog was anywhere except where he had buried it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:0050-Patti5.jpg|Patti relaxing.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0051-Patti6.jpg|Waiting for her master's [[Chris and health|fat ass]] at [[McDonald's]]. &lt;br /&gt;
Image:0052-Patti.JPG|Patti full of [[stress]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0053-Patti1.jpg|Although Patti lived in a cage outside, it was at least 1000 times better than the disaster zone called the Chandler house.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0054-Patti2.jpg|Patti will devour your soul!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0055-Patti3.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0056-CWCPatti2.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0719-PattisDoghouse.JPG|Can you dig it?&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0720-PattisDoghuseISO.JPG|&amp;quot;That thing had to weigh, like, five, ten tons.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:ModNation PattiChan.jpg|Her [[Patti-chan|horrendous furfag alter ego]] as seen in [[ModNation Racers]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sauces==&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and death]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Patti-Chan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/PattiChandler Patti's YouTube channel]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Eulogy_for_Patti Patti's entry on CWCipedia]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Pets]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mikau</name></author>
	</entry>
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&lt;div&gt;During the fall of 2008, between the [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca Saga]] and the [[Julie|Julie saga]], Chris produced little content for his trolls to enjoy as he became engrossed in [[LittleBigPlanet]]. He has since come out of hiding, but he continues to play the game, crafting fresh horrors with the level editor, and uploading a variety of videos to [[YouTube]] showing off his creations.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sonichu Episode 1 LittleBIGPlanet Level==&lt;br /&gt;
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Posted 27 October 2008. Chris presents his very first look at the Sonichu level he created, based on the events of [[Episode 1]] of his comics. The video has no voiceover from Chris; it's possible he was unable to configure his microphone at the time. If you look closely at Chris's Sackboy in the silent videos, you can see that the mouth is moving. This only happens when one is speaking into an in-game microphone, though Chris obviously took a while to figure out how to record it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;THIS IS IT! The Level I have put together over the BETA and Published just in time before my Beta Expired.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;**&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;Note, I have made a few changes, because due to the recent Server issues, my level got messed up on the PSEye-taken images, as well as ONE of my triggers. And, I've added a Race Feature that will be promoted in the next-uploaded video. Enjoy.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;**&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;Please Heart My Levels After Finding Them.&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;**&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sonichu EP1 LBP Level Race==&lt;br /&gt;
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Posted 28 October 2008. This video demonstrates a feature in the Sonichu level where the user can unlock a race mode, requiring the player to complete the level within a three-minute time limit. Again, there is no commentary from Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;Here it is, the Optional Race-Dash through Sonichu's Origin, and how to start it up. Enjoy.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;**&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;Please Heart My Levels After Finding Them.&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;**&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==A New Sonichu EP1 LBP Level Secret==&lt;br /&gt;
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Posted 29 October 2008. This video is a re-upload of the 27 October one, with nothing new revealed in the footage. Chris may have been trying to gain the attention of a LPB forum by reuploading it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;I felt randomly inspired to add a NEW Hidden Secret in my first Sonichu LBP Level. After this update, I promise that any new Publishes onto the LBP Network will be New Levels; I still have a Lot of keys to turn. Enjoy this Covering Secret.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;**&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;Please Heart My Levels after finding them.&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;**&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==CWC's Aqua Teen Hunger Force-Styled Burgertime Level==&lt;br /&gt;
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Posted 14 November 2008. Chris plays through his intensely dull remake of Burgertime with no commentary. Note that by now Sackboy is dressed as Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;Based off the First two levels of the Midway Classic, in reverse order, and styled after the Aqua Teen; watch me play it through for y'all. It, and the Sonichu Episode 1 Level are available for Play on the LittleBiGPlanet Server, only on Playstation 3.&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==CWC's Sonichu Costume for Sackboy.==&lt;br /&gt;
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Posted 14 November 2008. Chris shows off the Sonichu skin he has made, and demonstrates how to recreate it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;I have done it! I have created The Sonichu Costume from stickers and costume pieces. I approve, with a thumbs-up, for my Loyal Fans to put together of the costume for themselves. Enjoy. :)&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==CWC's LittleBiGPlanet Collector's Case==&lt;br /&gt;
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Posted 14 November 2008. For the first time in three weeks Chris's voice is heard on YouTube, as he explains his collector's case concept. Being an autistic packrat, Chris greedily hoards every single prize he creates or obtains in LittleBigPlanet, far beyond the expectations of the game's designers. Since his LPB profile literally cannot hold all of his winnings, Chris developed the admittedly clever (if somewhat pathetic) idea of creating a private level in which to store his excess crap.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris also thinks &amp;quot;you should all know him by now&amp;quot; (no matter if you're a LBP or Sonichu fan - ''everybody automatically knows the legendary comic maker and video game modder, right?'') and you should praise and credit Chris for this wonderfully original and technically highly demanding innovation. &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: smaller;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;(Never mind that people did the exact same thing in MUDs in 1990s, let alone that these exact things were common on the LBP server before it even got out of Beta.)&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;This is a USEFUL Accessory to have. It is currently available on the LBP Server, and copyable to Your Moon.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Are you tired of after having collected NUMEROUS ITEMS from the Published Levels that the message pops up and states, &amp;quot;Your Profile can't be saved; please delete some items, stickers or levels.&amp;quot; Hopefully with this Customizible, Addable Collector's Case I have craftily constructed, you won't have to worry about that any more.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Just Back-Up Your Items in Prize Bubbles for later use in each of the individual small boxes in each 4X4 Box of rows of 5 or MORE.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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It's Your Call; Build YOUR LittleBiGPlanet Collector's Case YOUR WAY!&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Transcript:'''&lt;br /&gt;
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'Ello... [[Chris and his ego|Y'all should know me by now]]. Um... all the people on the Li'lBigBed- LittleBigPant community, as well as all my Sonichu and Rosechu fans. If not, my name is Christian Chandler, OK. Anyway, I'm here to introduce a level I've just created. More of a concept, really, and a useful tool. [''The sackboy jumps up, and the camera zooms out.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, I present to you... a Li'lBigPlant Collector's Case. [''Sackboy flies to the right, then to the left.''] You could make ro- rows, and boxes for, uh, puttin' all your... things in. See the problem is, uh, you get too- you ge- have y- you ever had the problem where you get so many items off the uh, online levels, that it tur- ends up- messes up your uh, pro- you g- you get the message saying that it's too large, can't save it to your profile? Well, hopefully that case will be able to solve that little problem.&lt;br /&gt;
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Alright, so I'll tell you what to do. First off, uh... come on these parts, uh... You got three main parts where you could play with, this level is copyable, or if you want to save time, you can put it together yourself... Anyway, uh, you got three main parts you can find them on the first box [''pronounced &amp;quot;bots&amp;quot;''] here... Er, that- all the other boxes are empty, so it's just a straight pad when you first play it. But anyway, we got the bottom row- we got the starting row here, it's a set of five... four-by-four boxes for each row. [''Sackboy takes a tour of the bottom row before going to the upper row''] And uh, we got the upper row... which uh, comes with, uh... which th- only the upper row comes with the uh... sponge that comes up and down. [''Sackboy bounces up and down, the travels to the bottom row''] And then we got the... the... [''Sackboy returns to the &amp;quot;sponge&amp;quot; in the upper row''] W- which by the way, the upper rows are reusable. [''Sackboy makes an about-face back to its previous spot in the lower row''] And uh, we got all the reusable bottom... rows as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sackboy tries to fly over the shelf''] So uh, basically the setup is, uh... [''Inventory appears. Chris shuffles through a bunch of items''] What you wanna do is, uh... after you get all the uh, levels... add the- all the uh, parts here... [''Chris selects an item marked &amp;quot;Collector's Case Row&amp;quot;''] You can add on. So... y-you- So you can add more uh, items into your case there. Which by the way, uh, if you're, uh... you place them... well, make sure you place the rows on top of each other... wanna make sure they line up. So flip 'em around a bit... One top of another. [''Chris places a row floating a few inches above the top row, [[fail|not lining them up at all]]. Sackboy then travels far to the right to select a computer monitor and place it on top of the second row.''] As well in the uh, bottom row. [''Chris selects another item called &amp;quot;Collector's Case Bottom Row&amp;quot;''] And the uh.. bottom. So... place that down there. [''Chris once again places the item floating above the ground, before realizing his idiocy and placing it in the proper spot''] Just a beggin'.(???) As well as there on the uh, upper row. [''Chris repeats the same with the misplaced top row, slamming it on top of the row below it'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Right, so basically the idea of the whole collector's case here is backing up all your i'ems so that, uh, when you get to that point, just back up all your items into each of these little boxes, and when you fe- when you feel like you need- you need na- you need one of those items for a... level you wan- you're working on, you just come back into the uh, level- you just come back to your own version of this level after you add your items... and go get 'em.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris selects the Popit cursor, selecting a chain and giving stats no one cares about''] Anyway, also, with the uh... I put chains on all the in- on all the inside boxes because you want go left or right among the boxes... but they're all set at 41.5 by 5, maximum-minimum, and should be at four seconds and timed- and pause at 2 seconds.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris selects the longer chain to the Sockboy's left''] But also with the pistons, they're all set for, uh, maximum 115, minimum 35... and 4 and 2 again, making sure they're [[duck|stiff]]. So anyway, what you wanna do with the, uh, all this here, uh... Aight so I'm just gunna take a small item here, and put it up there.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris opens his inventory and selects, of all things, a big fat picture of himself named &amp;quot;CWC Approves&amp;quot;, putting it outside the shelves''] Now what you wanna do first off, uh... for it... I recommend it... Take a picture of just the item... [''Openly engaging in another act of self-aggrandization, Chris takes a '''picture of his own picture.''' An error message tells him off by saying the photo is too large.''] See, that's what I'm talking about. That thing. [''Defeated, Chris removes the photo and moves the Sackboy to the inside of the shelf''] That, see... let's do away with that... Find an empty box... just use this one up here.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris places his newly-made photo in said box''] Put your little sticker in the background of the uh, item you put in- you wanna- however you wanna save in that box... there you go. [''Chris selects a prize bubble, but hesitates as to where to put it''] Then you wanna grab yourself a prize bubble... put it all the way into the back there... And you wanna make sure that you got a- just a little- just high enough that you can jump for it, on the bottom row, or uh, you know... you can swing with the uh, ball and chain there, to get on the upper level. 'Kay, you don't want uh, to reach enough by default if you don't wanna go for that item right away.&lt;br /&gt;
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Then of course, uh, you know how it works. It's, uhh... you know how it works bec- assuming you've uh... 'ssuming... if you're watching this, you've put together a level of your own... sumpin' like that. So you put your prize- [[Julie_Reveals_Herself#Wut_wut.3F.2822:03-35:20.29|put your prize in the hole]]. [''Chris places the prize bubble in the box. It is a copy of the same photo.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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And then, uh... you can do this- you can tie it to the ceiling with uh, string... or... hold it back- hold the back- hold the uh, L2 button while you got it there... and just glue it. It'll stay there. So it'll be there for you when you come- when you uh, need it... and pick it up.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sackboy flies to monitor, then to the end of the bottom row''] But course, uh... when you got you- when you put together your own version of this thing... wanna make sure you have the scoreboard... at the end of the bottom row. But anyway- anyway, The sky's the limit. You can go as sma- you can make this 'lector's case of your own. You customize your own way: use a number of s- use your own stickers... all the i'ems, whatever. Do what you want. It's your call. Anyway, yeah. The sky's the limit... for up to the ceiling, and... between walls. Individual... one-by-five rows that you could just stack horizontally or vertically, but you want to make sure you end with a scoreboard.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Sackboy flies to monitor again''] You could back- you could back up the, uh... You could- you could back up your own version, with all your- 'ith all your items... on the LittleBigPlanet server... where at that point, uh... [''Chris blows the mic''] You wanna make sure you- only you can access it... [[Chris and copyright|so other people won't go stealing from it]]. You can also back up every item you use for your own custom levels that you put together. So it really works!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So uh... [[lie|I'm the one who thought of it.]] Christian Weston Chandler. So, uh... you know, you can thank me for it. And of course for Sonichu. [''Sackboy swings his head around as if convulsing in seizure''] Alright, so... that's b- that's [[Da Update|the update]], so... hope you all enjoy it, and y'all take care.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==CWC's Personal LBP Collector's Case==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Posted 14 November 2008. Chris shows off his own personal collector's case based on the template he explained in the previous video.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;{{#ev:youtube|YjNIyop2xRc}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Description:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;Take me as an Example for how to organize and store your collected Toys and Stickers, as well as Toys and Stickers you've created for yourself. Also, to keep items you don't want changed dramatically, safe with a LOCK that requires the KEY, which you may provide ONLY to a Few, or Not at All.&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==LBC1-CWC's PlayStation 3 History==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|PS3 History Level}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Posted 24 November 2008. An advertisement/walkthrough of his entry to the LittleBigChallenge, detailing the history of the PlayStation 3 and its impact on his personal life.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Description: &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;This is a Level that I have created over a weekend, complete with my telling of my life with my Playstation 3. It is Awesome; watch me play it once for you, then go to my Level, HEART IT, then Play it for yourselves.&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Rescuing Kacey==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Posted 3 [[November 2009]]. A video of [[Ian Brandon Anderson|Solid Chris]] rescuing [[Kacey]] from [[CChanSonichuCWC|Liquid Chris]]. The video includes two levels: one of Solid rescuing Kacey, and the other a date between the two (actually a [[LittleBigPlanet#First Date Level|rehash of a level he had designed for]] [[Julie]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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== Autism Tutorial ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Autism Tutorial}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
In [[February 2011]], Chris makes a set of seven videos, all recorded through the sequel of LBP, LittleBigPlanet2. This isn't necessarily a set of LBP2 videos, however. In most of them, Chris is simply whining about how much his life with [[Autism]] sucks and how he thinks he should get friends IRL. None of these videos showcase how much customization has changed between the two iterations, and is simply an outlet where Chris can get his opinion on things shown to the world. Needless to say, he blames everything on someone else, and even goes as far as beating up renowned pediatrician [[Wikipedia:Hans Asperger|Hans Asperger]] &amp;quot;for selfishly putting [his] ill name in association with autism&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category: Captain's log entries| 2008-10-27]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category: Chris-chan videos, October 2008| 28]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, November 2008| 14]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:LittleBigPlanet]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mikau</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Mikau&amp;diff=135218</id>
		<title>User:Mikau</title>
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		<updated>2011-02-27T07:45:08Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mikau: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Bisexual}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{White}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Transcriber}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Americunt}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{PS3}}&lt;br /&gt;
== GENERAL FAGGOTRY ==&lt;br /&gt;
I'm a fish, and no, I do not want to make a wish.&lt;br /&gt;
I saw Chris several years ago, 2008 I think. One of my friends linked me to a thread on /v/ where some idiot was doing horrid photoshops of Chris's comic pages, but I soon learned of the entity that is Chris-chan. I usually just stayed on his Youtube page and whatever shit /v/ decided to poop out that day about him. I read the ED page about him almost daily just to see if there was new shit posted, but I soon got out of that once the CWCki was up and vrooming down the Chris information highway like a freight train on cocaine. By this time, I started dating a girl, Natalie, who was conflicted with [[Aspergers]]. We're still dating, by the way. I showed her the horror that is Chris-chan, and she loved it. For a few weeks, she actually liked his comics. She said that the simplistic art style really blended well with the childish story line. Then she hit book 6-8 and all Hell broke loose. She suddenly resented the workings of Chris, calling me every day talking about how much she hated whatever addition he added. I'm pretty sure Chris-chan was an adhesive that kept our relationship together; sure, we got along well and had similar interests, but it seemed we both looked forward to the same thing every day: whatever our acne-scarred, autistic hero happened to be doing that particular day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== OTHER INFO ==&lt;br /&gt;
I like to transcribe almost religiously, but my laziness sometimes gets the better of me and I end up losing track of whatever it was that I was transcribing, such as [[Julie_Reveals_Herself:_The_Prequel|Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel]] and one of the Mumbles. Transcribing is just so fun, especially rerunning two or three phrases over and over again because one word could be misconstrued as many. This is especially prominent in, well, ANYTHING Chris has ever said ever. Forever.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mikau</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Mikau&amp;diff=135217</id>
		<title>User:Mikau</title>
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		<updated>2011-02-27T07:44:21Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mikau: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Bisexual}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{White}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Transcriber}}&lt;br /&gt;
== GENERAL FAGGOTRY ==&lt;br /&gt;
I'm a fish, and no, I do not want to make a wish.&lt;br /&gt;
I saw Chris several years ago, 2008 I think. One of my friends linked me to a thread on /v/ where some idiot was doing horrid photoshops of Chris's comic pages, but I soon learned of the entity that is Chris-chan. I usually just stayed on his Youtube page and whatever shit /v/ decided to poop out that day about him. I read the ED page about him almost daily just to see if there was new shit posted, but I soon got out of that once the CWCki was up and vrooming down the Chris information highway like a freight train on cocaine. By this time, I started dating a girl, Natalie, who was conflicted with [[Aspergers]]. We're still dating, by the way. I showed her the horror that is Chris-chan, and she loved it. For a few weeks, she actually liked his comics. She said that the simplistic art style really blended well with the childish story line. Then she hit book 6-8 and all Hell broke loose. She suddenly resented the workings of Chris, calling me every day talking about how much she hated whatever addition he added. I'm pretty sure Chris-chan was an adhesive that kept our relationship together; sure, we got along well and had similar interests, but it seemed we both looked forward to the same thing every day: whatever our acne-scarred, autistic hero happened to be doing that particular day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== OTHER INFO ==&lt;br /&gt;
I like to transcribe almost religiously, but my laziness sometimes gets the better of me and I end up losing track of whatever it was that I was transcribing, such as [[Julie_Reveals_Herself:_The_Prequel|Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel]] and one of the Mumbles. Transcribing is just so fun, especially rerunning two or three phrases over and over again because one word could be misconstrued as many. This is especially prominent in, well, ANYTHING Chris has ever said ever. Forever.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mikau</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Mikau&amp;diff=135216</id>
		<title>User:Mikau</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Mikau&amp;diff=135216"/>
		<updated>2011-02-27T07:43:45Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mikau: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Straight}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{White}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Transcriber}}&lt;br /&gt;
== GENERAL FAGGOTRY ==&lt;br /&gt;
I'm a fish, and no, I do not want to make a wish.&lt;br /&gt;
I saw Chris several years ago, 2008 I think. One of my friends linked me to a thread on /v/ where some idiot was doing horrid photoshops of Chris's comic pages, but I soon learned of the entity that is Chris-chan. I usually just stayed on his Youtube page and whatever shit /v/ decided to poop out that day about him. I read the ED page about him almost daily just to see if there was new shit posted, but I soon got out of that once the CWCki was up and vrooming down the Chris information highway like a freight train on cocaine. By this time, I started dating a girl, Natalie, who was conflicted with [[Aspergers]]. We're still dating, by the way. I showed her the horror that is Chris-chan, and she loved it. For a few weeks, she actually liked his comics. She said that the simplistic art style really blended well with the childish story line. Then she hit book 6-8 and all Hell broke loose. She suddenly resented the workings of Chris, calling me every day talking about how much she hated whatever addition he added. I'm pretty sure Chris-chan was an adhesive that kept our relationship together; sure, we got along well and had similar interests, but it seemed we both looked forward to the same thing every day: whatever our acne-scarred, autistic hero happened to be doing that particular day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== OTHER INFO ==&lt;br /&gt;
I like to transcribe almost religiously, but my laziness sometimes gets the better of me and I end up losing track of whatever it was that I was transcribing, such as [[Julie_Reveals_Herself:_The_Prequel|Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel]] and one of the Mumbles. Transcribing is just so fun, especially rerunning two or three phrases over and over again because one word could be misconstrued as many. This is especially prominent in, well, ANYTHING Chris has ever said ever. Forever.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mikau</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Mikau&amp;diff=135215</id>
		<title>User talk:Mikau</title>
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		<updated>2011-02-27T07:39:53Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mikau: Created page with &amp;quot;I'm posting something here because I fucking hate any page that has nothing in the discussion boxes. ~~~~&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;I'm posting something here because I fucking hate any page that has nothing in the discussion boxes. [[User:Mikau|Mikau]] 23:39, 26 February 2011 (PST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mikau</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Mikau&amp;diff=135214</id>
		<title>User:Mikau</title>
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		<updated>2011-02-27T07:39:08Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mikau: Created page with &amp;quot;== GENERAL FAGGOTRY == I'm a fish, and no, I do not want to make a wish. I saw Chris several years ago, 2008 I think. One of my friends linked me to a thread on /v/ where some id...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== GENERAL FAGGOTRY ==&lt;br /&gt;
I'm a fish, and no, I do not want to make a wish.&lt;br /&gt;
I saw Chris several years ago, 2008 I think. One of my friends linked me to a thread on /v/ where some idiot was doing horrid photoshops of Chris's comic pages, but I soon learned of the entity that is Chris-chan. I usually just stayed on his Youtube page and whatever shit /v/ decided to poop out that day about him. I read the ED page about him almost daily just to see if there was new shit posted, but I soon got out of that once the CWCki was up and vrooming down the Chris information highway like a freight train on cocaine. By this time, I started dating a girl, Natalie, who was conflicted with [[Aspergers]]. We're still dating, by the way. I showed her the horror that is Chris-chan, and she loved it. For a few weeks, she actually liked his comics. She said that the simplistic art style really blended well with the childish story line. Then she hit book 6-8 and all Hell broke loose. She suddenly resented the workings of Chris, calling me every day talking about how much she hated whatever addition he added. I'm pretty sure Chris-chan was an adhesive that kept our relationship together; sure, we got along well and had similar interests, but it seemed we both looked forward to the same thing every day: whatever our acne-scarred, autistic hero happened to be doing that particular day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== OTHER INFO ==&lt;br /&gt;
I like to transcribe almost religiously, but my laziness sometimes gets the better of me and I end up losing track of whatever it was that I was transcribing, such as [[Julie_Reveals_Herself:_The_Prequel|Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel]] and one of the Mumbles. Transcribing is just so fun, especially rerunning two or three phrases over and over again because one word could be misconstrued as many. This is especially prominent in, well, ANYTHING Chris has ever said ever. Forever.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mikau</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_Chan_gets_chewed_out_by_Kacey&amp;diff=135210</id>
		<title>Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey</title>
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		<updated>2011-02-27T06:08:06Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mikau: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey]] is a three-part series of videos that was leaked out onto the internet on [[February 2011|February 21, 2011]] by one [http://www.youtube.com/user/MiHiVidz MiHiVidz] on [[Youtube]]. The series showcases the long-lost phone conversation between [[Kacey]] and [[Solid Chris]] on [[November 2009|10 November 2009]] that led to Kacey severing all connections from Chris, the [[Kacey#Marriage to Liquid|marriage of Liquid Chris and Kacey the following day]], and the resulting [[CWC is Sad|video]] in which Ian tried not to cry over losing his [[Chris and reality|potential]] [[sweetheart]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Part 1 ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey, Part 1&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|oFDnyny_9Ls}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 10 November 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey|First]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey#Part 2|Part 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hello?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Hi, Chris. It's Kacey.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh, hey Kacey.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I-I got Kim's e-mail, she said to call you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah, we need--yeah, uh, I feel like we need to, uh, talk, you know, [[Kacey and Liquid Call|sort out what happened the other night]]. Yeah, I did not mean--I did not mean to ignore you, and I was aware you were there and I'm sorr--I'm sorr--I wanted to call you guys back.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [speaks over Chris] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Well, you didn't really...act like I was there, I, like, I'm pretty sure you just straight-out ignored everything I said.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [makes a strange grunting noise] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Yeah, yeah well let me talk about that. You see, uh, I have, uh, what--one of my problems is that I have [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunnel_vision tunnel vision]. You know, it's like, uh, when, like, [[Autism|you concentrate on one thing and you're pretty much set until its done]]. And, uh, and Chris was--&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [speaks over Chris] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;It--It--It doesn't matter, it made me feel like [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] is more important than I was. You were more concerned about what he saying even though you think they're lies, than what I was saying even though I'm saying the truth. I mean, it's like, it's like you wanted him more than you wanted me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Kacey...That's not true. That's not true.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But--But I mean, if you have tunnel vision shouldn't your tunnel vision have been pointed at ''me'' and not ''him''?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you see, another one of my flaws is, uh, when I get really [[stressed]] my mind tends to blank out and my problem solving skills, uh, pretty much, uh, temporary [[Chris and English|[sic]]] go down the toilet there. And...it just blank up and it justs really blanks me out, and, don't--&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I know, but what's very important to me is that I have someone who can defend me, you weren't even defending me at all, you were just [[tard rage|screaming]] at him. I need someone who's quick on their feet. I mean, did you realize how much I was hurt last night?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...Yeah, I realize how much you were hurt, um, I'm very sorry about that, I real-I realize what a heel I was.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Alright, but did you really realize that, or did someone have to tell you that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Nope, I realized it. No one had to tell me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [pause] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I did talk to Kim about it, though.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well I know you talked to Kim, she's the one who e-mailed me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...Yep. But, anyway, Kacey, I do love you. I really do. I'm very sorry I ignored you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But, you haven't even tried to contact me until Kim told you to! I mean, how can you say you love me or care about me, and you were just going to, like, okay, I was so hurt, and I, I mean, what would you have done, I mean, if you didn't talk to me? I mean, I could have just gone off and done whatever, you would have been out of sight, out of mind. You couldn't even send a simple e-mail. I mean, it's like you didn't even care that I was hurt or crying or anything.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, I di-I did care. I just, uh, I was under st--I was under the shock, too.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' What shock? There was no shock!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' You know, realizing what a heel I was and how hurt you were...and that made me feel hurt. You know? 'Cause...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then, why didn't you try to contact me? You would think you want to if you just hurt someone you, um, supposedly love.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you're right, I should have, yeah, I should have contacted you sooner. I just feel I-I thought--&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You were too busy playing [[video games]] again, weren't you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, I just thought--I just thought that you might need your spa--you might need some space, you know?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, 'cause I'm hurting so you're just going to let me hurt all alone, or-or-or worse, in your opinion, you were gonna let me be with Chris, I mean, what did you think was gonna happen? I mean, you were playing video games today anyway, don't lie to me, I know you were.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, I played some video games. I played some video games.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' See? Those are more important than me, too! How the heck are you supposed to have a [[girlfriend]] if you can't even talk to her unless her friend tells you to do it? You're just going to sit around and play video games all day, I mean, I could be hurt or sick or something, and you wouldn't know because your video games are more important.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, Kacey, you are more important. And if I-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [Chris begins to speak, but Kacey interrupts]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But you're not acting like it at all.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, maybe I'm not acting like uh guh, m-maybe I'm not giving that impression right now. But Kacey-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [Chris is interrupted]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Or ever.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' But Kacey, please believe me. You are very important. [[Chris and English|Because you are kind, caring]] [[China|woman]]. And you mean a lot to me. And I would really be hurt if something happened to you. And I will defend you. I really would.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (Chris mumbles incoherently here)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But you never listen to me. You don't act like it. These are all just empty, meaningless words to me right now.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, y-I-I do listen to you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' No you don't! You haven't stopped eating McDonald's, you haven't gone jogging, you still play video games, you still ignore me. Name one thing that you do listen to me about. ONE thing.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I did listen to you, on the fact that I should not go to McDonald's. And I have-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (Interrupted)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But I know you've been eating at McDonald's. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I, uh, well, um, okay, yes, I was eating at McDonald's for a little while. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, and it's all fast food, you still go to fast food, I know you do.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [[sigh|*stress sigh*]], I, okay, I have not gone to McDonald's for over a week. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Or ANY fast food. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [[Lie|I have not gone to any fast food, have not eaten the fast food, for over a week.]] &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then [[Semen|what]] have you been eating? What did you eat tonight? &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I have been-I have been eating mostly TV Dinners. &amp;lt;/font&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Like what? &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Like Michelina, or Banquet.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' [[Chris_and_health|Have you looked at the nutritional value of those]]? Most of those are like, 300% sodium. That's just as bad, if not worse, because sodium can be just as bad as fat. Why don't you freshly prepare some food? I mean, even getting something at a deli is better. You should be making meals, you said you could cook. Or was that a lie too?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...I can cook. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then why don't you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Because I-because I don't have the individual ingredients at the time. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' (incredulous)...Then go buy them. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I will. I'm going to buy the individual ingredients to make- to make da better food. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Why  haven't you already? I mean, if you can't even take the initiative to cook your food... I mean, why haven't you done this throughout your life?! Like, you're just lying to me again to make yourself look better, but I know you're never going to do it! I know you're not. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I am. I am going to do it. I am going to do it. [long, awkward pause] I have been working on making myself better. I have been going out jogging.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, like, for like, what? Five minutes? I run five miles, 2.5 at the... least. I mean, you should be able to jog at least two miles by now if you were even trying. And you don't listen to-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [Chris tries to speak over her, saying &amp;quot;I am trying.&amp;quot;] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt; me when I'm trying to tell you I'm worried about how you're probably losing muscle mass or anything. I mean-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I do- I listen to you and like... I-I-I really ap'riciate your concern, but that concern makes me think, and it makes me act... Truly.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That's- I mean, I saw those [[11042009 51 50|videos when you were trying to lift lemonade...]] Those weren't fifty pounds. I mean, that's not even a workout, anyway, that's not even balanced. Get some real weights. I mean, that's just gonna hurt you, 'cuz you're displacing the weight.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm going to get a pair of fifty pound weights...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Either way, it shouldn't have been that hard, I mean, you shouldn't have struggled with something that was like what, five, seven pounds?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, well maybe I- Okay, I exa- I exa- I likely exaggerated when I said that they were each fifty.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That's a uge exaggeration! That's a ''big'' difference!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' They were, like, more than twenty pounds apiece.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Kim said they were ten pounds. I'm not even sure if it's that much.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, well... okay, I-I do not claim to actually know how many pounds one of those actually is...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then you shouldn't have.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' But, it felt like at least twenty.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' No it's not. I'm looking it up on Google right now and it says around eight, ten pounds. I mean, it's just [[Honor roll|simple math and conversion]].&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, well...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, how hard is it to look it up, so you don't look stupid?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you're right, I coud've- I could've looked it up. I just didn't- I did not think about that. I did not think of that. One of my faults, sometimes I don't think of everything.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, do you ever think, cause I'm starting to think you don't, because you've been making a ''lot'' of mistakes lately. And... it's really, really, making ''me'' think. I mean, I'm tired of the excuses. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm ti- I, I don't like excuses either.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then why do you make them all the time? That's all you ever do.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hmm. Okay, maybe- okay. I have made some excuses in the past.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You make a ''lot'' of excuses in the past. You make any excuse, you ever do, it's always &amp;quot;[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'm working on it]],&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;I'm thinking about it,&amp;quot; like, whenever you say stuff like that I know it's not going to get done. I mean, that's really bad, when... I already ''know'' you're not going to do anything by the words you say. You're just gonna continue to make excuses. You left me alone for several days after you heard how upset I was! The hell? You really think I want a boyfriend like that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you ta- yeah, you would not want a boyfriend like that. But, I ca-yeah, I mean I have, I realize that...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Exactly, so, you see what I'm saying. Right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I understand... what you are saying. And I could be better, and I am willing to improve.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Sssomehow, I don't really think you're go.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I am going to improve on that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, you haven't yet, so... why would I believe you now?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[long silence]'' Okay, you have every right to question that, but... please believe me, I mean, ya know, one thing that- ya know, I would be, I would be ''glad'' to be there for you, but... I don't know your address.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That doesn't matter, you should be able to be there for me otherwise. You haven't earned that address. I mean, is that really all you've got? I mean... and after that comic, how wo- why would I want to give you my address? You're just going to shoot [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] or me anyway!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I, I promise you, I would not shoot anybody for real. I do not even own a real gun.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Doesn't mean you couldn't get one, I could get a gun and I don't own one. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I do not, I have no intention on getting a real gun in the near future. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, but it's so easy to get guns, do you remember the Virginia Tech shooter? It's easy. Doesn't matter, all you need to do is get mad again, then you'll just ignore me anyway.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I promise you that I would not ignore you in the future, even when I get- even when I get... riled up, and angry and [mumbling], I would not ignore you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I don't know, you've ignored me enough, don't you think it might be a little too late? I mean, that comic really scared me, I mean, I'm pretty sure... you shot him in the comic so he couldn't follow and take me back. That's just ''creepy''. That's psychotic. That's delusional.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. I, I agree with you, that... I may have some issues to resolve with Chris. Like, you know, I definitely should... like, you know, try... to sit in front of him... and discuss things, calmly...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You think he's gonna do that after he saw that comic?! &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Part 2 ==&lt;br /&gt;
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| name           = Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey, Part 2&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|Lmf1rD72zwI}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 10 [[November 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey#Part 1|Part 1]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey#Part 3|Part 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, obviously he definitely has other skeletons in his closet-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' This isn't about him; this isn't about him. This is about you. And I'm tired of you talking bad about him.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' OK, yeah. I don- I don't like talking bad about people, but-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But you do all the time! &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, only... just, only- ok, well.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Tell me again why you think you're better than him. Go ahead.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Because I'm- because I'm loyal.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You're not very loyal; you haven't called me. You're not very honest; you lie to me all the time.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Because I tell you- I tell you everything I'm- from my heart. And [when] I tell you I love you, I mean it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That's lying. You can't even send me a simple email to make sure I'm OK. Like, I don't think you get how hurt and angry I am, so no, I want something that you're better at him at that is real, because your lies come from your heart too.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [Stuttering incoherently for an rebuttal] Ok, I have made the mistake of lying at-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' A lot.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' A lot, a lot, but a lot of the things that I have told you, in the past, were true. I swear, I have told you a lot of truth like you know, like when I tell you about myself on the kind of person I am, those are true. And how I feel about you, that's true, too.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' How do I know that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' And my hit-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' How do I know you're not just ready to drop me, because it's easier, or something stupid?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Because... we started out as friends, and I-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That's right, friends.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, hang on, hang on! We started out as friends with the possibility of a relationship, and I would like a relationship.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' How would we start off as friend with the possibility of a relationship? You lied to me the first time you talked to me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' OK, I did the things-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You pretended to be my boyfriend, my fiance.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' OK, I did pretend to be Chris. But that was in the case, to let you know, that he was who you- he was not who you thought he was. You know, he was- He &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;was&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt; pretending to be me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' He wasn't pretending to be you! This is what I don't get. Stop saying he's pretending to be you. Just 'cause you guys have the same name doesn't mean he was pretending to be you, because you two are two totally different people.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' OK, yes, we are two totally different people, and I can list the whole number of things that I am and he's no- that he's not that he claims.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Whatever, I can list the whole things he does that you can't. He can play guitar. He doesn't lie to me. He jogs with me. He does stuff with me. He doesn't sit around and play video games. He has a job. He has a college education. He goes to school. I mean, wh- the hell? I mean, c'mon. Do it, do it. Sho- Tell me. Tell me what's he's not doing and I bet you I can refute everything.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[stutters, then sighs]''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' So you don't have anything, do you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well... okay, well, I can definitely tell you that he did not go to Manchester High School.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That doesn't matter to me. What matters is he's in school now. And that he's gonna make himself better.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' He is... yes he is, okay, he is...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' His high s- I told you before, high school doesn't matter to me, it's stupid.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, you get your education through high school. You need your high school diploma to move on to college...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Not really, anyone can get their GED and blaze through it. What matters even more than high school education is like your SATs and your ACTs. College is what's important to me. Because that shows a future. I mean, I bet you don't even know what a GED is.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I do know, I have a general idea of what a GED is. It's a sort of degree.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ...No... It's... in place of a diploma. I mean, did you even take the SAT?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yes, I did take the SAT in high school.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' What was your scores?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...I do not remember.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh come on, you've got to remember. Nobody forgets their SAT scores.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' It, uh, with a small detail like that, and I felt it was small... it was in one ear and out the other.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay, was it- was it above 1100? Was it above 1200? Was it above... anything like that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, mmm... yeah, I think it, I think it was... over 1100. &amp;quot;[long pause]&amp;quot; But that's to the best of my recollection. [[Lie|I swear]].&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' So you had something over 1100, but you went to a community college. I mean, did- did you even try to get into a university? Not that I'm saying community colleges are bad, but, come on.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I did- yeah well, yeah, my mom and dad advised me to go ''to'' the community college, because my family could not afford university.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That's... my- okay, okay, first off... you're on [[Monthly tugboat|disability]]. Government would have paid for your schooling, the end. That's just being lazy. Um, number two, financial aid and student loans. That would have been all on you, not on them. And the thing is, you... should at ''least'' have transferred to university ''after'' the community college cause community college is a stepping stone. Yes, it's a great way to get your classes for cheaper, but then you ''have'' to go to university to get, like, a bachelor's. I mean, did you even look into that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' That had not come to mind. By the way, I ca- by the way, just to let you know, I did check with my mom and dad, I mean... yes, they were in for,  of the, of the financial aid, but they...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well then your parents should have done something about that, that just shows your parents didn't care about your future either. But it's not up to them. You should have done it, why didn't you use it? ''[talking over Chris]'' I wish I'd had financial aid right way.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[sighs]'' Look. I would have taken the financial aid if I-if I could, but my mom and dad, there was a whole lot of stress going on in just starting out at the community college... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But you still... should have been able to do it later... ''[Chris stutters]'' Don't you overtalk me! Don't overtalk me. That's the thing, it's always stress, it's always stress this stress that. It...doesn't...''matter''. You should have been able to do something ''afterwards''. Even if you didn't do it right away, you should have been able to go to a four-year university afterwards, and gotten something better than just a little [[CADD]] certificate...whatever. An associate's doesn't do ''shit.'' I'm... I mean, like, I'm sick and tired of hearing you use the word &amp;quot;stress.&amp;quot; You don't know stress. We've been through this before. You ''don't know'' what stress is.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, I will not disagree with you...but on the...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You're damn ''straight'' you're not gonna disagree with me because you know I'm right! You don't have a job, you don't even- you don't have job stress. You..You sit around, play video games, and get... ''money''. If your life was a hundred times more stressful than it is now, you still wouldn't have as much stress as I do, you wouldn't have as much stress as...my ''[[Chandler cats|cat]]'', probably.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[long pause]'' Yeah, y-you're probably right.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You're damn straight I'm right! I mean, you take days off where you don't do anything except color or play video games. &amp;quot;[pause]&amp;quot; I mean, I don't think you get... that all you have shown me the whole time I've known you, is that you don't want to do anything unless it's easy. You want everything to be handed ''to'' you. And in case you haven't noticed, I'm kind of ambitious. Why would I want someone like that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[long pause]'' Yeah, you're right. I would not want, uh... I would, if I was to... go out with a woman, I, ah, would want one who was a go-getter. And you...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But the thing is, don't you think go-getters want ''other'' go-getters? Why would I want someone who's just gonna lay at home and suck up my money? I mean, cause that's all it would be, instead of sucking up the government's money you'd be sucking up my money. And, uh, I'm not sure I'd like that. At all. I mean, I don't want to have to take care of someone until I have kids, and you're ''definitely'' not my kid.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[long pause]'' I could definitely, be able- I can definitely take care of myself.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' No you can't! You don't have a job. Can't take care of yourself without a job. My job is hanging on a thread, and I'm still doing way better than you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, yeah, you're doing... way better than me. You know a lot more than I do.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, seriously, tell me: without your parents, could you survive?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I would do my best to survive, and... I think I would get by.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Really. Your best. Because, I mean... what kind of bills do you think need to be paid off every month?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[long pause]'' Yeah... electric, water, heating... that sort of thing.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;quot;[pause]&amp;quot;Um, how about car insurance? Um, cable? &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, car, um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Rent? Property? You got taxes? Um, trash pickup if you have trash? Recycling if you have recycling? Oh, and don't forget any repairs.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yes, there is all that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, how much do you get a month again? Like, what, 600?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, I'm ge- I'm getting... about 800 a month right now.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Still, my bills are slightly larger than that. I mean, you couldn't survive on your own. And, I mean, these are my bills with ''roommates.'' I don't think you could survive without your parents. You can't even move out! And even if you could move out, you wouldn't have anybody to move out ''with''! That's, that's insane!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, that is insane. And I...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then why haven't you done something about it?! I have been living out on my own since I was eighteen, nineteen. You are twenty-seven! And you haven't moved out yet!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, well one reason is- yeah, I don't have anybody to move out... with.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I moved out with ''nothing.'' I moved out with no job, hardly any money, without a car, and I still survived. And I got myself a job, and I got myself a car.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well I mean...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, find someone, there's people in craigslist, the newspapers, um universities, everywhere. You can find something. You can find someone who, will just rent a room. And then you don't even need to be around that person Hell, you could probably get housing.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, &amp;quot;[stutters] That's true, but ah... If I move out that's actually- I think I could be able to move out.. with my girlfriend. I don't, I wouldn't want just some other, I don't think- I just wouldn't be comfortable- &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;quot;[cuts in]&amp;quot; But be realistic Chris, I mean.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' with some kind of stranger...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You need to know how to live on your own before you go into a relationship. Because if you go straight into, living out with a relationship, it's going to put strain on there. I mean, you need to know how to deal with strangers, you need to know how to live on your own. I mean if you can't take care of yourself, you can't expect to be in a relationship. You'll just drag it down. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Part 3 ==&lt;br /&gt;
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| name           = Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey, Part 3&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|u2D74OGq_jQ}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 10 [[November 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]], [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey#Part 2|Part 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey|Final]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Besides, I mean, you shouldn't move out with someone right away anyway, so you should probably live on your own first. I mean, besides, if you keep acting the way you're acting, you aren't likely to get a girlfriend anyway. Besides, if you had your own place to be, it'd be easier, because then there'd be a place for her to move and normally it's the girl who moves in with the guy.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [obvious sounds of Kacey being tired from wailing on Chris so much] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;And ''besides,'' if you can't even take care of that, how do you expect to take care of a daughter... Which you keep dreaming about. I mean, do you expect to marry someone rich?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[''slight pause''] &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, I do not... I-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [cut off by Kacey]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then how are you gonna take care of her? How are you gonna take care of a daughter?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [[Chris_and_Reality|One day at a time.]] &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' No, there is no one day at a time. You-You... There is no one day at a time. You do that, you're going to [Obesity|starve.] You need ''plans.'' I mean, that's like Alcoholics Anonymous, that's not living.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [[Alcohol|Well, I mean, at least I don't go out and get drunk every night.]] I don't do that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, you know what, at least those drunks could pay for their drinks. You couldn't even do that! I mean, are you just trying to make yourself look good? &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [incoherent mumbling, sounds like he's repeating what Kacey just asked him] Yeah... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, stop! It's-It's... I mean, that's- uh, that's stupid! &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, wait, uh-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You're comparing apples to oranges!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, wait, maybe I'm misunderstanding the ques- maybe I misunderstood the question. You just said, I mean, I thought you said, uh, &amp;quot;[...]trying to make myself look good.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, you're just trying to make yourself look good by comparing yourself to someone you think is worse than you. But, I mean, you're not going to be always able to do that. That's not adult.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [completely skipping over the latter half of her last statements] Oooh, yeah, okay, yeah, now I understand. I just, mm... okay. Mmmm... Yeah. Mmm... Yeah, but, that is, uh, that is kind of a lame deal.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Besides, at this point, they're probably better than you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you're pro'lly- Yeah... You're right. A lot of people are better than me. Uh... In situations of being able to take care of him or herselves... Themselves. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, so obviously you're never gonna be able to take care of anyone. Why would girls want that? Girls want [[Liquid_Chris|real men.]] They want someone who can give them comfort and security. Not saying that the girl shouldn't be making money, too, and helping out, but I mean, nobody wants somebody who just wants to, [sigh] to, just, lay there and do nothing! &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, oh-kay, look at what I'm being offered with Chris. Look at what I'm being offered with you. If you were me, what would you do?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Mm... Yeah... Probably go to one that's better. So... Lemme just ask you- I mean, I know it's not about Chris, lemme ask you, have you actually ''checked'' his back- his background and actually seen where he works? &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''Yes!'' And that's why I know he's honest with me! And it doesn't matter anyway, you just said it's not about him, but then you made it about him. I mean, I've been to a company lunch with him. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, um, I was just askin'. I was just askin'.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' So, I mean, seriously, once again, I mean, who do you think would be the better one? &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, [[Liquid_Chris|him.]]&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Exactly, so why-why do you think I would even give you a chance after all the lies and all the ch-shit you put me through? You ignored me. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I lis- I listen to your every word, I ''did...'' I-I-Okay, well... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''Chris and Kacey talk over each other, Kacey comes out victorious'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' If you listen to it, you definitely didn't do anything about it. I mean, stop lying.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I have been excersizing, I have been... going out walking and jogging.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, for five minutes. Not good enough. Totally not good enough.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, yeah, not good en-could be better. Could be better.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Could be ''a LOT'' better. I mean, working is not good enough if you don't push yourself. Then you're not really working on it. Then you're just kinda coasting through it. You're just kinda being half-assed. Do I really seem like the girl who needs someone half-assed?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you're not the... kinda girl that would want somebody who's... half-assed.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; [''pause lasting 21 seconds'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, just... [sigh] Right now, in my eye, you're just a horrible human being. You leech off [[Monthly_Tugboat|everyone.]] And I can't stand that, for one, you don't even know the principles of your own religion right, which is extremely important to me. You've insulted and hurt my fiancé beyond anything, then you've insulted and hurt me, you've ignored me, you think ''he's'' more important, you've disrespected everyone on [[Twin_Falling_Towers|9/11,]] when, of course, nothing touches YOU, you insulted my father, you insulted my family... You- I mean, you compared my grandmother dying to a [[Patti-chan|DOG.]] A ''dog.'' A mangy, dirty dog. I mean. Oh. My. [[Godjesus#Concept_of_God_.28or:_GodJesus.29|GOD.]] &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [obviously jumping over everything Kacey just said yet again] Patti was not a mangy, dirty dog... She was a member of my family. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, well, that still doesn't mean that she's like my grandmother dying in a terrorist attack. She still a damned dog. I mean, I love my cats and everything, but they're still cats! She was still a damn dog. I mean, fuck you for even COMPARING that to my grandmother dying. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, well- kay...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You don't understand life, you don't understand [[Chris_and_Death|death,]] obviously. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I do understand death. It hurts... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' The thing is, you don't understand. I mean, you're not even going to live to see thirty. Why would I wanna be with someone who I know is going to be dead in four years? Three years? I mean... [sigh] I wouldn't even give you five years. My family hates you, you're lying to me, you're nasty to my friends, you lie to my friends. I mean, don't think I don't know that you don't lie to Kim. Don't think I don't know that you don't lie to me! I don't think you'd have luck with anyone, to tell you the truth. So you can not tell me that you want me to be with you or that you love me because you're just gonna die wasting your life playing video games and doing nothing. I mean, even though a [[CADD]] degree isn't much, you haven't done anything with it. You've wasted your life. You've wasted your life and you think you're good enough to date anyone, including me? I mean, you're frickin' weak-willed, you're not even good enough for society. You- I don't think you're ever gonna get anything, you can't fight for what you want. You definitely didn't fight for me, so you know what? I don't need this at all. This is totally not what I need. I mean, fuck you, I don't even wanna be friends, because you are a total waste of space. I mean, you disrespect everyone. And you know what? I'm getting married tomorrow, 2PM. You know what, and it's all thanks to you, cause if it weren't for you being such an [[Nudes|ass,]] I wouldn't see what a great person Chris is and how much he really does love me 'cause I had someone to compare him to, who doesn't give a [[DIRTY,_CRAPPED_BRIEFS|shit]] about me, who only loves his video games and himself. So you know what? You- Just- You know what? I don't even care because I don't even have anything to say to you because you know what, won't even hurt about this, you'll be over this by tomorrow. I will never see anything that shows you're even hurt by this or you even care! So you know what, I'm going to go ahead and get married tomorrow. I'm gonna be happy and I'm gonna live my life and you know what, you're gonna be doing the same thing in five years. If you're not dead. I mean, I'd reccomend talking to someone about that. Y'should probably call up, you know, an institution, therapy, something, because, I mean, you're gonna be the five- doing the same thing in five minutes. I bet you I will never be mentioned again by you. You're not gonna be upset. You're not gonna do anything. I bet you anything I'm gonna see a new video being like, &amp;quot;Oh, who the hell was Kacey? I'm going after...&amp;quot; I don't even care anymore. I. Don't. Care. I'm getting married tomorrow. I'm gonna be happy, so you know what? Go do whatever because you know what, just fuck you, you're just gonna go off with someone else because, I mean, you've already shown me that, you've already shown me that, sooo... Have fun making a video about meeting a new girlfriend, because I'm done. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Ugh...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''it can be implied that by this point, Chris's new pair of undies have since been soiled'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Peace out.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''tape ends'']&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>Mikau</name></author>
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		<title>Talk:Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey</title>
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&lt;div&gt;I just want to know, WHERE THE HELL HAS THIS GOLD MINE BEEN?!?  This was the greatest thing I have ever heard in a long long time from all the gal-pals Chris has been with.  Bravo to Kacey, and Bravo to whomever finally uploaded this gem to the world. [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 10:23, 26 February 2011 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
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Is it possible to get these uploaded to mediafire or something? [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 10:37, 26 February 2011 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
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Maybe rename to &amp;quot;Kacey Call 3&amp;quot;? [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 13:33, 26 February 2011 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
:that would be kind of confusing since it goes &amp;quot;Kacey Call&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Father Call&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;K &amp;amp; L Call&amp;quot; then this one (and maybe they'll release more later).. but yeah it should be renamed. why not just &amp;quot;Final Kacey Call&amp;quot;? [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 13:44, 26 February 2011 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
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Edit: DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS. Finished part 3 but can't finish part 2. [[User:Mikau|Mikau]] 21:49, 26 February 2011 (PST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mikau</name></author>
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		<title>Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mikau: &lt;/p&gt;
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[[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey]] is a three-part series of videos that was leaked out onto the internet on [[February 2011|February 21, 2011]] by one [http://www.youtube.com/user/MiHiVidz MiHiVidz] on [[Youtube]]. The series showcases the long-lost phone conversation between [[Kacey]] and [[Solid Chris]] on [[November 2009|10 November 2009]] that led to Kacey severing all connections from Chris, the [[Kacey#Marriage to Liquid|marriage of Liquid Chris and Kacey the following day]], and the resulting [[CWC is Sad|video]] in which Ian tried not to cry over losing his [[Chris and reality|potential]] [[sweetheart]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Part 1 ==&lt;br /&gt;
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| name           = Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey, Part 1&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|oFDnyny_9Ls}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 10 November 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey|First]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey#Part 2|Part 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hello?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Hi, Chris. It's Kacey.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh, hey Kacey.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I-I got Kim's e-mail, she said to call you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah, we need--yeah, uh, I feel like we need to, uh, talk, you know, [[Kacey and Liquid Call|sort out what happened the other night]]. Yeah, I did not mean--I did not mean to ignore you, and I was aware you were there and I'm sorr--I'm sorr--I wanted to call you guys back.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [speaks over Chris] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Well, you didn't really...act like I was there, I, like, I'm pretty sure you just straight-out ignored everything I said.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [makes a strange grunting noise] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Yeah, yeah well let me talk about that. You see, uh, I have, uh, what--one of my problems is that I have [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunnel_vision tunnel vision]. You know, it's like, uh, when, like, [[Autism|you concentrate on one thing and you're pretty much set until its done]]. And, uh, and Chris was--&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [speaks over Chris] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;It--It--It doesn't matter, it made me feel like [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] is more important than I was. You were more concerned about what he saying even though you think they're lies, than what I was saying even though I'm saying the truth. I mean, it's like, it's like you wanted him more than you wanted me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Kacey...That's not true. That's not true.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But--But I mean, if you have tunnel vision shouldn't your tunnel vision have been pointed at ''me'' and not ''him''?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you see, another one of my flaws is, uh, when I get really [[stressed]] my mind tends to blank out and my problem solving skills, uh, pretty much, uh, temporary [[Chris and English|[sic]]] go down the toilet there. And...it just blank up and it justs really blanks me out, and, don't--&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I know, but what's very important to me is that I have someone who can defend me, you weren't even defending me at all, you were just [[tard rage|screaming]] at him. I need someone who's quick on their feet. I mean, did you realize how much I was hurt last night?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...Yeah, I realize how much you were hurt, um, I'm very sorry about that, I real-I realize what a heel I was.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Alright, but did you really realize that, or did someone have to tell you that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Nope, I realized it. No one had to tell me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [pause] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I did talk to Kim about it, though.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well I know you talked to Kim, she's the one who e-mailed me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...Yep. But, anyway, Kacey, I do love you. I really do. I'm very sorry I ignored you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But, you haven't even tried to contact me until Kim told you to! I mean, how can you say you love me or care about me, and you were just going to, like, okay, I was so hurt, and I, I mean, what would you have done, I mean, if you didn't talk to me? I mean, I could have just gone off and done whatever, you would have been out of sight, out of mind. You couldn't even send a simple e-mail. I mean, it's like you didn't even care that I was hurt or crying or anything.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, I di-I did care. I just, uh, I was under st--I was under the shock, too.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' What shock? There was no shock!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' You know, realizing what a heel I was and how hurt you were...and that made me feel hurt. You know? 'Cause...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then, why didn't you try to contact me? You would think you want to if you just hurt someone you, um, supposedly love.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you're right, I should have, yeah, I should have contacted you sooner. I just feel I-I thought--&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You were too busy playing [[video games]] again, weren't you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, I just thought--I just thought that you might need your spa--you might need some space, you know?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, 'cause I'm hurting so you're just going to let me hurt all alone, or-or-or worse, in your opinion, you were gonna let me be with Chris, I mean, what did you think was gonna happen? I mean, you were playing video games today anyway, don't lie to me, I know you were.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, I played some video games. I played some video games.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' See? Those are more important than me, too! How the heck are you supposed to have a [[girlfriend]] if you can't even talk to her unless her friend tells you to do it? You're just going to sit around and play video games all day, I mean, I could be hurt or sick or something, and you wouldn't know because your video games are more important.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, Kacey, you are more important. And if I-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [Chris begins to speak, but Kacey interrupts]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But you're not acting like it at all.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, maybe I'm not acting like uh guh, m-maybe I'm not giving that impression right now. But Kacey-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [Chris is interrupted]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Or ever.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' But Kacey, please believe me. You are very important. [[Chris and English|Because you are kind, caring]] [[China|woman]]. And you mean a lot to me. And I would really be hurt if something happened to you. And I will defend you. I really would.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (Chris mumbles incoherently here)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But you never listen to me. You don't act like it. These are all just empty, meaningless words to me right now.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, y-I-I do listen to you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' No you don't! You haven't stopped eating McDonald's, you haven't gone jogging, you still play video games, you still ignore me. Name one thing that you do listen to me about. ONE thing.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I did listen to you, on the fact that I should not go to McDonald's. And I have-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (Interrupted)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But I know you've been eating at McDonald's. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I, uh, well, um, okay, yes, I was eating at McDonald's for a little while. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, and it's all fast food, you still go to fast food, I know you do.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [[sigh|*stress sigh*]], I, okay, I have not gone to McDonald's for over a week. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Or ANY fast food. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [[Lie|I have not gone to any fast food, have not eaten the fast food, for over a week.]] &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then [[Semen|what]] have you been eating? What did you eat tonight? &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I have been-I have been eating mostly TV Dinners. &amp;lt;/font&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Like what? &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Like Michelina, or Banquet.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' [[Chris_and_health|Have you looked at the nutritional value of those]]? Most of those are like, 300% sodium. That's just as bad, if not worse, because sodium can be just as bad as fat. Why don't you freshly prepare some food? I mean, even getting something at a deli is better. You should be making meals, you said you could cook. Or was that a lie too?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...I can cook. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then why don't you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Because I-because I don't have the individual ingredients at the time. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' (incredulous)...Then go buy them. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I will. I'm going to buy the individual ingredients to make- to make da better food. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Why  haven't you already? I mean, if you can't even take the initiative to cook your food... I mean, why haven't you done this throughout your life?! Like, you're just lying to me again to make yourself look better, but I know you're never going to do it! I know you're not. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I am. I am going to do it. I am going to do it. [long, awkward pause] I have been working on making myself better. I have been going out jogging.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, like, for like, what? Five minutes? I run five miles, 2.5 at the... least. I mean, you should be able to jog at least two miles by now if you were even trying. And you don't listen to-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [Chris tries to speak over her, saying &amp;quot;I am trying.&amp;quot;] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt; me when I'm trying to tell you I'm worried about how you're probably losing muscle mass or anything. I mean-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I do- I listen to you and like... I-I-I really ap'riciate your concern, but that concern makes me think, and it makes me act... Truly.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That's- I mean, I saw those [[11042009 51 50|videos when you were trying to lift lemonade...]] Those weren't fifty pounds. I mean, that's not even a workout, anyway, that's not even balanced. Get some real weights. I mean, that's just gonna hurt you, 'cuz you're displacing the weight.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm going to get a pair of fifty pound weights...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Either way, it shouldn't have been that hard, I mean, you shouldn't have struggled with something that was like what, five, seven pounds?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, well maybe I- Okay, I exa- I exa- I likely exaggerated when I said that they were each fifty.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That's a uge exaggeration! That's a ''big'' difference!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' They were, like, more than twenty pounds apiece.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Kim said they were ten pounds. I'm not even sure if it's that much.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, well... okay, I-I do not claim to actually know how many pounds one of those actually is...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then you shouldn't have.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' But, it felt like at least twenty.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' No it's not. I'm looking it up on Google right now and it says around eight, ten pounds. I mean, it's just [[Honor roll|simple math and conversion]].&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, well...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, how hard is it to look it up, so you don't look stupid?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you're right, I coud've- I could've looked it up. I just didn't- I did not think about that. I did not think of that. One of my faults, sometimes I don't think of everything.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, do you ever think, cause I'm starting to think you don't, because you've been making a ''lot'' of mistakes lately. And... it's really, really, making ''me'' think. I mean, I'm tired of the excuses. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm ti- I, I don't like excuses either.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then why do you make them all the time? That's all you ever do.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hmm. Okay, maybe- okay. I have made some excuses in the past.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You make a ''lot'' of excuses in the past. You make any excuse, you ever do, it's always &amp;quot;[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'm working on it]],&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;I'm thinking about it,&amp;quot; like, whenever you say stuff like that I know it's not going to get done. I mean, that's really bad, when... I already ''know'' you're not going to do anything by the words you say. You're just gonna continue to make excuses. You left me alone for several days after you heard how upset I was! The hell? You really think I want a boyfriend like that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you ta- yeah, you would not want a boyfriend like that. But, I ca-yeah, I mean I have, I realize that...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Exactly, so, you see what I'm saying. Right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I understand... what you are saying. And I could be better, and I am willing to improve.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Sssomehow, I don't really think you're go.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I am going to improve on that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, you haven't yet, so... why would I believe you now?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[long silence]'' Okay, you have every right to question that, but... please believe me, I mean, ya know, one thing that- ya know, I would be, I would be ''glad'' to be there for you, but... I don't know your address.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That doesn't matter, you should be able to be there for me otherwise. You haven't earned that address. I mean, is that really all you've got? I mean... and after that comic, how wo- why would I want to give you my address? You're just going to shoot [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] or me anyway!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I, I promise you, I would not shoot anybody for real. I do not even own a real gun.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Doesn't mean you couldn't get one, I could get a gun and I don't own one. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I do not, I have no intention on getting a real gun in the near future. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, but it's so easy to get guns, do you remember the Virginia Tech shooter? It's easy. Doesn't matter, all you need to do is get mad again, then you'll just ignore me anyway.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I promise you that I would not ignore you in the future, even when I get- even when I get... riled up, and angry and [mumbling], I would not ignore you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I don't know, you've ignored me enough, don't you think it might be a little too late? I mean, that comic really scared me, I mean, I'm pretty sure... you shot him in the comic so he couldn't follow and take me back. That's just ''creepy''. That's psychotic. That's delusional.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. I, I agree with you, that... I may have some issues to resolve with Chris. Like, you know, I definitely should... like, you know, try... to sit in front of him... and discuss things, calmly...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You think he's gonna do that after he saw that comic?! &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Part 2 ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey, Part 2&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|Lmf1rD72zwI}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 10 [[November 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey#Part 1|Part 1]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey#Part 3|Part 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Done up to 04:00, more to come later]''&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, obviously he definitely has other skeletons in his closet-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' This isn't about him; this isn't about him. This is about you. And I'm tired of you talking bad about him.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' OK, yeah. I don- I don't like talking bad about people, but-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But you do all the time! &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, only... just, only- ok, well.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Tell me again why you think you're better than him. Go ahead.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Because I'm- because I'm loyal.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You're not very loyal; you haven't called me. You're not very honest; you lie to me all the time.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Because I tell you- I tell you everything I'm- from my heart. And [when] I tell you I love you, I mean it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That's lying. You can't even send me a simple email to make sure I'm OK. Like, I don't think you get how hurt and angry I am, so no, I want something that you're better at him at that is real, because your lies come from your heart too.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [Stuttering incoherently for an rebuttal] Ok, I have made the mistake of lying at-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' A lot.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' A lot, a lot, but a lot of the things that I have told you in the past were true. I swear, I have told you a lot of truth like you know, like when I tell you about myself on the kind of person I am, those are true. And how I feel about you, that's true, too.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' How do I know that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' And my hit-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' How do I know you're not just ready to drop me, because it's easier, or something stupid?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Because... we started out as friends, and I-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That's right, friends.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, hang on, hang on! We started out as friends with the possibility of a relationship, and I would like a relationship.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' How would we start off as friend with the possibility of a relationship? You lied to me the first time you talked to me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' OK, I did the things-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You pretended to be my boyfriend, my fiance.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' OK, I did pretend to be Chris. But that was in a case, to let you know, that he was who you- he was not who you thought he was. You know, he was- He &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;was&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt; pretending to be me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' He wasn't pretending to be you! This is what I don't get. Stop saying he's pretending to be you. Just 'cause you guys have the same name doesn't mean he was pretending to be you, because you two are two totally different people.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' OK, yes, we are two totally different people, and I can list the whole number of things that I am and he's no- that he's not that he claims.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Whatever, I can list the whole things he does that you can't. He can play guitar. He doesn't lie to me. He jogs with me. He does stuff with me. He doesn't sit around and play video games. He has a job. He has a college education. He goes to school. I mean, wh- the hell? I mean, c'mon. Do it, do it. Sho- Tell me. Tell me what's he's not doing and I bet you I can refute everything.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[stutters, then sighs]''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' So you don't have anything, do you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well... okay, well, I can definitely tell you that he did not go to Manchester High School.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That doesn't matter to me. What matters is he's in school now. And that he's gonna make himself better.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' He is... yes, okay, he is...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' His high s- I told you before, high school doesn't matter to me, it's stupid.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, you get your education through high school. You need your high school diploma to move on to college...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Not really, anyone can get their GED and blaze through it. What matters even more than high school education is like your SATs and your ACTs. College is what's important to me. Because that shows a future. I mean, I bet you don't even know what a GED is.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I have a general idea of what a GED is. It's a sort of degree.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ...No... it's... in place of a diploma. I mean, did you even take the SAT?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yes, I did take the SAT in high school.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' What was your scores?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...I do not remember.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh come on, you've got to remember. Nobody forgets their SAT scores.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' It, uh, with a small detail like that, and I felt it was small... it was in one ear and out the other.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay, was it- was it above 1100? Was it above 1200? Was it above... anything like that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, mmm... yeah, I think it, I think it was... over 1100. But that's to the best of my recollection. [[Lie|I swear]].&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' So you had something over 1100, but you went to a community college. I mean, did- did you even try to get into a university? Not that I'm saying community colleges are bad, but, come on.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I did- well, yeah, my mom and dad advised me to go ''to'' the community college, because my family could not afford university.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That's... my- okay, okay, first off... you're on [[Monthly tugboat|disability]]. Government would have paid for your schooling, the end. That's just being lazy. Um, number two, financial aid and student loans. That would have been all on you, not on them. And the thing is, you... should at ''least'' have transferred to university ''after'' the community college cause community college is a stepping stone. Yes, it's a great way to get your classes for cheaper, but then you ''have'' to go to university to get, like, a bachelor's. I mean, did you even look into that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' That had not come to mind. By the way, I ca- by the way, just to let you know, I did check with my mom and dad, I mean... yes, they were in for the financial aid, but they...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well then your parents should have done something about that, that just shows your parents didn't care about your future either. But it's not up to them. You should have done it, why didn't you use it? ''[talking over Chris]'' I wish I'd had financial aid right way.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[sighs]'' Look. I would have taken the financial aid if I-if I could, but my mom and dad, there was a whole lot of stress going on in just starting out at the community college... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But you still... should have been able to do it later... ''[Chris stutters]'' Don't you overtalk me! Don't overtalk me. That's the thing, it's always stress, it's always stress this stress that. It...doesn't...''matter''. You should have been able to do something ''afterwards''. Even if you didn't do it right away, you should have been able to go to a four-year university afterwards, and gotten something better than just a little [[CADD]] certificate...whatever. An associate's doesn't do ''shit.'' I'm... I mean, like, I'm sick and tired of hearing you use the word &amp;quot;stress.&amp;quot; You don't know stress. We've been through this before. You ''don't know'' what stress is.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, I will not disagree with you...but on the...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You're damn ''straight'' you're not gonna disagree with me because you know I'm right! You don't have a job, you don't even- you don't have job stress. You sit around, play video games, and get... ''money''. If your life was a hundred times more stressful than it is now, you still wouldn't have as much stress as I do, you wouldn't have as much stress as...my ''[[Chandler cats|cat]]'', probably.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[long pause]'' Yeah, you're probably right.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You're damn straight I'm right! I mean, you take days off where you don't do anything except color or play video games. I mean, I don't think you get... that all you have shown me the whole time I've known you, is that you don't want to do anything unless it's easy. You want everything to be handed ''to'' you. And in case you haven't noticed, I'm kind of ambitious. Why would I want someone like that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[long pause]'' Yeah, you're right. I would not want, uh... I would, if I was to... go out with a woman, I would want one who was a go-getter. And you...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But the thing is, don't you think go-getters want ''other'' go-getters? Why would I want someone who's just gonna lay at home and suck up my money? I mean, cause that's all it would be, instead of sucking up the government's money you'd be sucking up my money. And, uh, I'm not sure I'd like that. At all. I mean, I don't want to have to take care of someone until I have kids, and you're ''definitely'' not my kid.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[long pause]'' I could definitely, be able- I can definitely take care of myself.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' No you can't! You don't have a job. Can't take care of yourself without a job. My job is hanging on a thread, and I'm still doing way better than you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, yeah, you're doing... way better than me. You know a lot more than I do.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, seriously, tell me: without your parents, could you survive?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I would do my best to survive, and... I think I would get by.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Really. Your best. Because, I mean... what kind of bills do you think need to be paid off every month?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[long pause]'' Yeah... electric, water, heating... that sort of thing.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Um, how about car insurance? Um, cable? &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, car, um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Rent? Property? You got taxes? Um, rash pickup if you have trash? Recycling if you have recycling? Oh, and don't forget any repairs.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yes, there is all that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, how much do you get a month again? Like, what, 600?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, I'm ge- I'm getting... about 800 a month right now.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Still, my bills are slightly larger than that. I mean, you couldn't survive on your own. And, I mean, these are my bills with ''roommates.'' I don't think you could survive without your parents. You can't even move out! And even if you could move out, you wouldn't have anybody to move out ''with''! That's, that's insane!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yes, that is insane. And I...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then why haven't you done something about it?! I have been living out on my own since I was eighteen, nineteen. You are twenty-seven! And you haven't moved out yet!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, well one reason is- yeah, I don't have anybody to move out... with.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I moved out with ''nothing.'' I moved out with no job, hardly any money, without a car, and I still survived. And I got myself a job, and I got myself a car.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Part 3 ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey, Part 3&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|u2D74OGq_jQ}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 10 [[November 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]], [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey#Part 2|Part 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey|Final]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Besides, I mean, you shouldn't move out with someone right away anyway, so you should probably live on your own first. I mean, besides, if you keep acting the way you're acting, you aren't likely to get a girlfriend anyway. Besides, if you had your own place to be, it'd be easier, because then there'd be a place for her to move and normally it's the girl who moves in with the guy.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [obvious sounds of Kacey being tired from wailing on Chris so much] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;And ''besides,'' if you can't even take care of that, how do you expect to take care of a daughter... Which you keep dreaming about. I mean, do you expect to marry someone rich?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[''slight pause''] &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, I do not... I-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [cut off by Kacey]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then how are you gonna take care of her? How are you gonna take care of a daughter?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [[Chris_and_Reality|One day at a time.]] &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' No, there is no one day at a time. You-You... There is no one day at a time. You do that, you're going to [Obesity|starve.] You need ''plans.'' I mean, that's like Alcoholics Anonymous, that's not living.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [[Alcohol|Well, I mean, at least I don't go out and get drunk every night.]] I don't do that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, you know what, at least those drunks could pay for their drinks. You couldn't even do that! I mean, are you just trying to make yourself look good? &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [incoherent mumbling, sounds like he's repeating what Kacey just asked him] Yeah... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, stop! It's-It's... I mean, that's- uh, that's stupid! &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, wait, uh-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You're comparing apples to oranges!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, wait, maybe I'm misunderstanding the ques- maybe I misunderstood the question. You just said, I mean, I thought you said, uh, &amp;quot;[...]trying to make myself look good.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, you're just trying to make yourself look good by comparing yourself to someone you think is worse than you. But, I mean, you're not going to be always able to do that. That's not adult.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [completely skipping over the latter half of her last statements] Oooh, yeah, okay, yeah, now I understand. I just, mm... okay. Mmmm... Yeah. Mmm... Yeah, but, that is, uh, that is kind of a lame deal.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Besides, at this point, they're probably better than you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you're pro'lly- Yeah... You're right. A lot of people are better than me. Uh... In situations of being able to take care of him or herselves... Themselves. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, so obviously you're never gonna be able to take care of anyone. Why would girls want that? Girls want [[Liquid_Chris|real men.]] They want someone who can give them comfort and security. Not saying that the girl shouldn't be making money, too, and helping out, but I mean, nobody wants somebody who just wants to, [sigh] to, just, lay there and do nothing! &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, oh-kay, look at what I'm being offered with Chris. Look at what I'm being offered with you. If you were me, what would you do?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Mm... Yeah... Probably go to one that's better. So... Lemme just ask you- I mean, I know it's not about Chris, lemme ask you, have you actually ''checked'' his back- his background and actually seen where he works? &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''Yes!'' And that's why I know he's honest with me! And it doesn't matter anyway, you just said it's not about him, but then you made it about him. I mean, I've been to a company lunch with him. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, um, I was just askin'. I was just askin'.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' So, I mean, seriously, once again, I mean, who do you think would be the better one? &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, [[Liquid_Chris|him.]]&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Exactly, so why-why do you think I would even give you a chance after all the lies and all the ch-shit you put me through? You ignored me. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I lis- I listen to your every word, I ''did...'' I-I-Okay, well... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''Chris and Kacey talk over each other, Kacey comes out victorious'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' If you listen to it, you definitely didn't do anything about it. I mean, stop lying.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I have been excersizing, I have been... going out walking and jogging.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, for five minutes. Not good enough. Totally not good enough.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, yeah, not good en-could be better. Could be better.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Could be ''a LOT'' better. I mean, working is not good enough if you don't push yourself. Then you're not really working on it. Then you're just kinda coasting through it. You're just kinda being half-assed. Do I really seem like the girl who needs someone half-assed?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you're not the... kinda girl that would want somebody who's... half-assed.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; [''pause lasting 21 seconds'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, just... [sigh] Right now, in my eye, you're just a horrible human being. You leech off [[Monthly_Tugboat|everyone.]] And I can't stand that, for one, you don't even know the principles of your own religion right, which is extremely important to me. You've insulted and hurt my fiancé beyond anything, then you've insulted and hurt me, you've ignored me, you think ''he's'' more important, you've disrespected everyone on [[Twin_Falling_Towers|9/11,]] when, of course, nothing touches YOU, you insulted my father, you insulted my family... You- I mean, you compared my grandmother dying to a [[Patti-chan|DOG.]] A ''dog.'' A mangy, dirty dog. I mean. Oh. My. [[Godjesus#Concept_of_God_.28or:_GodJesus.29|GOD.]] &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [obviously jumping over everything Kacey just said yet again] Patti was not a mangy, dirty dog... She was a member of my family. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, well, that still doesn't mean that she's like my grandmother dying in a terrorist attack. She still a damned dog. I mean, I love my cats and everything, but they're still cats! She was still a damn dog. I mean, fuck you for even COMPARING that to my grandmother dying. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, well- kay...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You don't understand life, you don't understand [[Chris_and_Death|death,]] obviously. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I do understand death. It hurts... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' The thing is, you don't understand. I mean, you're not even going to live to see thirty. Why would I wanna be with someone who I know is going to be dead in four years? Three years? I mean... [sigh] I wouldn't even give you five years. My family hates you, you're lying to me, you're nasty to my friends, you lie to my friends. I mean, don't think I don't know that you don't lie to Kim. Don't think I don't know that you don't lie to me! I don't think you'd have luck with anyone, to tell you the truth. So you can not tell me that you want me to be with you or that you love me because you're just gonna die wasting your life playing video games and doing nothing. I mean, even though a [[CADD]] degree isn't much, you haven't done anything with it. You've wasted your life. You've wasted your life and you think you're good enough to date anyone, including me? I mean, you're frickin' weak-willed, you're not even good enough for society. You- I don't think you're ever gonna get anything, you can't fight for what you want. You definitely didn't fight for me, so you know what? I don't need this at all. This is totally not what I need. I mean, fuck you, I don't even wanna be friends, because you are a total waste of space. I mean, you disrespect everyone. And you know what? I'm getting married tomorrow, 2PM. You know what, and it's all thanks to you, cause if it weren't for you being such an [[Nudes|ass,]] I wouldn't see what a great person Chris is and how much he really does love me 'cause I had someone to compare him to, who doesn't give a [[DIRTY,_CRAPPED_BRIEFS|shit]] about me, who only loves his video games and himself. So you know what? You- Just- You know what? I don't even care because I don't even have anything to say to you because you know what, won't even hurt about this, you'll be over this by tomorrow. I will never see anything that shows you're even hurt by this or you even care! So you know what, I'm going to go ahead and get married tomorrow. I'm gonna be happy and I'm gonna live my life and you know what, you're gonna be doing the same thing in five years. If you're not dead. I mean, I'd reccomend talking to someone about that. Y'should probably call up, you know, an institution, therapy, something, because, I mean, you're gonna be the five- doing the same thing in five minutes. I bet you I will never be mentioned again by you. You're not gonna be upset. You're not gonna do anything. I bet you anything I'm gonna see a new video being like, &amp;quot;Oh, who the hell was Kacey? I'm going after...&amp;quot; I don't even care anymore. I. Don't. Care. I'm getting married tomorrow. I'm gonna be happy, so you know what? Go do whatever because you know what, just fuck you, you're just gonna go off with someone else because, I mean, you've already shown me that, you've already shown me that, sooo... Have fun making a video about meeting a new girlfriend, because I'm done. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Ugh...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''it can be implied that by this point, Chris's new pair of undies have since been soiled'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Peace out.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''tape ends'']&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>Mikau</name></author>
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		<title>Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey</title>
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[[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey]] is a three-part series of videos that was leaked out onto the internet on [[February 2011|February 21, 2011]] by one [http://www.youtube.com/user/MiHiVidz MiHiVidz] on [[Youtube]]. The series showcases the long-lost phone conversation between [[Kacey]] and [[Solid Chris]] on [[November 2009|10 November 2009]] that led to Kacey severing all connections from Chris, the [[Kacey#Marriage to Liquid|marriage of Liquid Chris and Kacey the following day]], and the resulting [[CWC is Sad|video]] in which Ian tried not to cry over losing his [[Chris and reality|potential]] [[sweetheart]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Part 1 ==&lt;br /&gt;
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| name           = Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey, Part 1&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|oFDnyny_9Ls}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 10 November 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey|First]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey#Part 2|Part 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Done up to 08:00, more to come later]''&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hello?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Hi, Chris. It's Kacey.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh, hey Kacey.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I-I got Kim's e-mail, she said to call you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah, we need--yeah, uh, I feel like we need to, uh, talk, you know, [[Kacey and Liquid Call|sort out what happened the other night]]. Yeah, I did not mean--I did not mean to ignore you, and I was aware you were there and I'm sorr--I'm sorr--I wanted to call you guys back.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [speaks over Chris] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Well, you didn't really...act like I was there, I, like, I'm pretty sure you just straight-out ignored everything I said.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [makes a strange grunting noise] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Yeah, yeah well let me talk about that. You see, uh, I have, uh, what--one of my problems is that I have [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunnel_vision tunnel vision]. You know, it's like, uh, when, like, [[Autism|you concentrate on one thing and you're pretty much set until its done]]. And, uh, and Chris was--&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [speaks over Chris] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;It--It--It doesn't matter, it made me feel like [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] is more important than I was. You were more concerned about what he saying even though you think they're lies, than what I was saying even though I'm saying the truth. I mean, it's like, it's like you wanted him more than you wanted me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Kacey...That's not true. That's not true.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But--But I mean, if you have tunnel vision shouldn't your tunnel vision have been pointed at ''me'' and not ''him''?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you see, another one of my flaws is, uh, when I get really [[stressed]] my mind tends to blank out and my problem solving skills, uh, pretty much, uh, temporary [[Chris and English|[sic]]] go down the toilet there. And...it just blank up and it justs really blanks me out, and, don't--&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I know, but what's very important to me is that I have someone who can defend me, you weren't even defending me at all, you were just [[tard rage|screaming]] at him. I need someone who's quick on their feet. I mean, did you realize how much I was hurt last night?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...Yeah, I realize how much you were hurt, um, I'm very sorry about that, I real-I realize what a heel I was.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Alright, but did you really realize that, or did someone have to tell you that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Nope, I realized it. No one had to tell me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [pause] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I did talk to Kim about it, though.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well I know you talked to Kim, she's the one who e-mailed me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...Yep. But, anyway, Kacey, I do love you. I really do. I'm very sorry I ignored you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But, you haven't even tried to contact me until Kim told you to! I mean, how can you say you love me or care about me, and you were just going to, like, okay, I was so hurt, and I, I mean, what would you have done, I mean, if you didn't talk to me? I mean, I could have just gone off and done whatever, you would have been out of sight, out of mind. You couldn't even send a simple e-mail. I mean, it's like you didn't even care that I was hurt or crying or anything.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, I di-I did care. I just, uh, I was under st--I was under the shock, too.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' What shock? There was no shock!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' You know, realizing what a heel I was and how hurt you were...and that made me feel hurt. You know? 'Cause...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then, why didn't you try to contact me? You would think you want to if you just hurt someone you, um, supposedly love.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you're right, I should have, yeah, I should have contacted you sooner. I just feel I-I thought--&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You were too busy playing [[video games]] again, weren't you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, I just thought--I just thought that you might need your spa--you might need some space, you know?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, 'cause I'm hurting so you're just going to let me hurt all alone, or-or-or worse, in your opinion, you were gonna let me be with Chris, I mean, what did you think was gonna happen? I mean, you were playing video games today anyway, don't lie to me, I know you were.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, I played some video games. I played some video games.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' See? Those are more important than me, too! How the heck are you supposed to have a [[girlfriend]] if you can't even talk to her unless her friend tells you to do it? You're just going to sit around and play video games all day, I mean, I could be hurt or sick or something, and you wouldn't know because your video games are more important.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, Kacey, you are more important. And if I-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [Chris begins to speak, but Kacey interrupts]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But you're not acting like it at all.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, maybe I'm not acting like uh guh, m-maybe I'm not giving that impression right now. But Kacey-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [Chris is interrupted]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Or ever.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' But Kacey, please believe me. You are very important. [[Chris and English|Because you are kind, caring]] [[China|woman]]. And you mean a lot to me. And I would really be hurt if something happened to you. And I will defend you. I really would.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (Chris mumbles incoherently here)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But you never listen to me. You don't act like it. These are all just empty, meaningless words to me right now.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, y-I-I do listen to you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' No you don't! You haven't stopped eating McDonald's, you haven't gone jogging, you still play video games, you still ignore me. Name one thing that you do listen to me about. ONE thing.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I did listen to you, on the fact that I should not go to McDonald's. And I have-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (Interrupted)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But I know you've been eating at McDonald's. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I, uh, well, um, okay, yes, I was eating at McDonald's for a little while. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, and it's all fast food, you still go to fast food, I know you do.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [[sigh|*stress sigh*]], I, okay, I have not gone to McDonald's for over a week. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Or ANY fast food. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [[Lie|I have not gone to any fast food, have not eaten the fast food, for over a week.]] &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then [[Semen|what]] have you been eating? What did you eat tonight? &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I have been-I have been eating mostly TV Dinners. &amp;lt;/font&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Like what? &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Like Michelina, or Banquet.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' [[Chris_and_health|Have you looked at the nutritional value of those]]? Most of those are like, 300% sodium. That's just as bad, if not worse, because sodium can be just as bad as fat. Why don't you freshly prepare some food? I mean, even getting something at a deli is better. You should be making meals, you said you could cook. Or was that a lie too?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...I can cook. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then why don't you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Because I-because I don't have the individual ingredients at the time. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' (incredulous)...Then go buy them. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I will. I'm going to buy the individual ingredients to make- to make da better food. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Why  haven't you already? I mean, if you can't even take the initiative to cook your own food... I mean, why haven't you done this throughout your life?! Like, you're just lying to me again to make yourself look better, but I know you're never going to do it! I know you're not. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I am. I am going to do it. I am going to do it. [long, awkward pause] I have been working on making myself better. I have been going out jogging.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, like, for like, what? Five minutes? I run five miles, 2.5 at the... least. I mean, you should be able to jog two miles by now if you were even trying. And you don't listen to-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [Chris tries to speak over her, saying &amp;quot;I am trying.&amp;quot;] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt; me when I'm trying to tell you I'm worried about how you're probably losing muscle mass or anything. I mean-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I do- I listen to you and like... I-I-I really ap'riciate your concern, but that concern makes me think, and it makes me act... Truly.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That's- I mean, I saw those [[11042009 51 50|videos when you were trying to lift lemonade...]] Those weren't fifty pounds. I mean, that's not even a workout, anyway, that's not even balanced. Get some real weights. I mean, that's just gonna hurt you, 'cuz you're displacing the weight.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm going to do a pair of fifty pound weights...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Either way, it shouldn't have been that hard, you shouldn't have struggled with something that weighed like, what, five, seven pounds?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, well maybe I- Okay, I exa- I exa- I likely exaggerated when I said that they were each fifty.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That's a uge exaggeration! That's a ''big'' difference!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' They were, like, more than twenty pounds apiece.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Kim said they were ten pounds. I'm not even sure if it's that much.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, well... okay, I-I do not claim to actually know how many pounds one of those actually is...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then you shouldn't have.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' But, it felt like at least twenty.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' No it's not. I'm looking it up on Google right now and it says around eight, ten pounds. I mean, it's just [[Honor roll|simple math and conversion]].&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, well...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, how hard is it to look it up, so you don't look stupid?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you're right, I coud've- I could've looked it up. I just didn't- I did not think about that. I did not think of that. One of my faults, sometimes I don't think of everything.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, do you ever think, cause I'm starting to think you don't, cause you've been making a ''lot'' of mistakes lately. And... it's really, really, been making ''me'' think. I mean, I'm tired of the excuses. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm ti- I, I don't like excuses either.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then why do you make them all the time? That's all you ever do.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hmm. Okay, maybe- okay. I have made some excuses in the past.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You make a ''lot'' of excuses in the past. You make any excuse, you ever do, it's always &amp;quot;[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'm working on it]],&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;I'm thinking about it,&amp;quot; like, whenever you say stuff like that I know it's not going to get done. I mean, that's really bad, when... I already ''know'' you're not going to do anything by the words you say. You're just gonna continue to make excuses. You left me alone for several days after you heard how upset I was! The hell? You really think I want a boyfriend like that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you ta- yeah, you would not want a boyfriend like that. But, I ca-yeah, I mean, I realize that...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Exactly, so, you see what I'm saying. Right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I understand... what you are saying. And I could be better, and I am willing to improve.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Sssomehow, I don't really think you're go.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I am going to improve on that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, you haven't yet, so... why would I believe you now?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[long silence]'' Okay, you have every right to question that, but... please believe me, I mean, ya know, one thing that- ya know, I would be, I would be ''glad'' to be there for you, but... I don't know your address.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That doesn't matter, you should be able to be there for me otherwise. You haven't earned that address. I mean, is that really all you've got? I mean... and after that comic, why would I want to give you my address? You're just going to shoot [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] or me anyway!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I, I promise you, I would not shoot anybody for real. I do not even own a real gun.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Doesn't mean you couldn't get one, I could get a gun and I don't own one. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I do not, I have no intention on getting a real gun in the near future. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, but it's so easy to get guns, do you remember the Virginia Tech shooter? It's easy. Doesn't matter, all you need to do is get mad again, then you'll just ignore me anyway.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I promise you that I would not ignore you in the future, even when I get- even when I get... riled up, and angry, I would not ignore you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I don't know, you've ignored me enough, don't you think it might be a little too late? I mean, that comic really scared me, I mean, I'm pretty sure... you shot him in the comic so he couldn't follow and take me back. That's just ''creepy''. That's psychotic, that's delusional.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. I, I agree with you, that... I may have some issues to resolve with Chris. Like, you know, I definitely should... like, you know, try... to sit in front of him... and discuss things, calmly...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You think he's gonna do that after he saw that comic?!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Part 2 ==&lt;br /&gt;
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| name           = Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey, Part 2&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|Lmf1rD72zwI}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 10 [[November 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey#Part 1|Part 1]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey#Part 3|Part 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Done up to 04:00, more to come later]''&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, obviously he definitely has other skeletons in his closet-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' This isn't about him; this isn't about him. This is about you. And I'm tired of you talking bad about him.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' OK, yeah. I don- I don't like talking bad about people, but-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But you do all the time! &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, only... just, only- ok, well.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Tell me again why you think you're better than him. Go ahead.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Because I'm- because I'm loyal.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You're not very loyal; you haven't called me. You're not very honest; you lie to me all the time.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Because I tell you- I tell you everything I'm- from my heart. And [when] I tell you I love you, I mean it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That's lying. You can't even send me a simple email to make sure I'm OK. Like, I don't think you get how hurt and angry I am, so no, I want something that you're better at him at that is real, because your lies come from your heart too.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [Stuttering incoherently for an rebuttal] Ok, I have made the mistake of lying at-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' A lot.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' A lot, a lot, but a lot of the things that I have told you in the past were true. I swear, I have told you a lot of truth like you know, like when I tell you about myself on the kind of person I am, those are true. And how I feel about you, that's true, too.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' How do I know that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' And my hit-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' How do I know you're not just ready to drop me, because it's easier, or something stupid?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Because... we started out as friends, and I-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That's right, friends.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, hang on, hang on! We started out as friends with the possibility of a relationship, and I would like a relationship.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' How would we start off as friend with the possibility of a relationship? You lied to me the first time you talked to me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' OK, I did the things-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You pretended to be my boyfriend, my fiance.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' OK, I did pretend to be Chris. But that was in a case, to let you know, that he was who you- he was not who you thought he was. You know, he was- He &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;was&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt; pretending to be me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' He wasn't pretending to be you! This is what I don't get. Stop saying he's pretending to be you. Just 'cause you guys have the same name doesn't mean he was pretending to be you, because you two are two totally different people.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' OK, yes, we are two totally different people, and I can list the whole number of things that I am and he's no- that he's not that he claims.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Whatever, I can list the whole things he does that you can't. He can play guitar. He doesn't lie to me. He jogs with me. He does stuff with me. He doesn't sit around and play video games. He has a job. He has a college education. He goes to school. I mean, wh- the hell? I mean, c'mon. Do it, do it. Sho- Tell me. Tell me what's he's not doing and I bet you I can refute everything.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[stutters, then sighs]''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' So you don't have anything, do you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well... okay, well, I can definitely tell you that he did not go to Manchester High School.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That doesn't matter to me. What matters is he's in school now. And that he's gonna make himself better.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' He is... yes, okay, he is...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' His high s- I told you before, high school doesn't matter to me, it's stupid.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, you get your education through high school. You need your high school diploma to move on to college...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Not really, anyone can get their GED and blaze through it. What matters even more than high school education is like your SATs and your ACTs. College is what's important to me. Because that shows a future. I mean, I bet you don't even know what a GED is.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I have a general idea of what a GED is. It's a sort of degree.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ...No... it's... in place of a diploma. I mean, did you even take the SAT?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yes, I did take the SAT in high school.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' What was your scores?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...I do not remember.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh come on, you've got to remember. Nobody forgets their SAT scores.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' It, uh, with a small detail like that, and I felt it was small... it was in one ear and out the other.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay, was it- was it above 1100? Was it above 1200? Was it above... anything like that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, mmm... yeah, I think it, I think it was... over 1100. But that's to the best of my recollection. [[Lie|I swear]].&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' So you had something over 1100, but you went to a community college. I mean, did- did you even try to get into a university? Not that I'm saying community colleges are bad, but, come on.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I did- well, yeah, my mom and dad advised me to go ''to'' the community college, because my family could not afford university.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That's... my- okay, okay, first off... you're on [[Monthly tugboat|disability]]. Government would have paid for your schooling, the end. That's just being lazy. Um, number two, financial aid and student loans. That would have been all on you, not on them. And the thing is, you... should at ''least'' have transferred to university ''after'' the community college cause community college is a stepping stone. Yes, it's a great way to get your classes for cheaper, but then you ''have'' to go to university to get, like, a bachelor's. I mean, did you even look into that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' That had not come to mind. By the way, I ca- by the way, just to let you know, I did check with my mom and dad, I mean... yes, they were in for the financial aid, but they...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well then your parents should have done something about that, that just shows your parents didn't care about your future either. But it's not up to them. You should have done it, why didn't you use it? ''[talking over Chris]'' I wish I'd had financial aid right way.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[sighs]'' Look. I would have taken the financial aid if I-if I could, but my mom and dad, there was a whole lot of stress going on in just starting out at the community college... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But you still... should have been able to do it later... ''[Chris stutters]'' Don't you overtalk me! Don't overtalk me. That's the thing, it's always stress, it's always stress this stress that. It...doesn't...''matter''. You should have been able to do something ''afterwards''. Even if you didn't do it right away, you should have been able to go to a four-year university afterwards, and gotten something better than just a little [[CADD]] certificate...whatever. An associate's doesn't do ''shit.'' I'm... I mean, like, I'm sick and tired of hearing you use the word &amp;quot;stress.&amp;quot; You don't know stress. We've been through this before. You ''don't know'' what stress is.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, I will not disagree with you...but on the...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You're damn ''straight'' you're not gonna disagree with me because you know I'm right! You don't have a job, you don't even- you don't have job stress. You sit around, play video games, and get... ''money''. If your life was a hundred times more stressful than it is now, you still wouldn't have as much stress as I do, you wouldn't have as much stress as...my ''[[Chandler cats|cat]]'', probably.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[long pause]'' Yeah, you're probably right.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You're damn straight I'm right! I mean, you take days off where you don't do anything except color or play video games. I mean, I don't think you get... that all you have shown me the whole time I've known you, is that you don't want to do anything unless it's easy. You want everything to be handed ''to'' you. And in case you haven't noticed, I'm kind of ambitious. Why would I want someone like that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[long pause]'' Yeah, you're right. I would not want, uh... I would, if I was to... go out with a woman, I would want one who was a go-getter. And you...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But the thing is, don't you think go-getters want ''other'' go-getters? Why would I want someone who's just gonna lay at home and suck up my money? I mean, cause that's all it would be, instead of sucking up the government's money you'd be sucking up my money. And, uh, I'm not sure I'd like that. At all. I mean, I don't want to have to take care of someone until I have kids, and you're ''definitely'' not my kid.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[long pause]'' I could definitely, be able- I can definitely take care of myself.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' No you can't! You don't have a job. Can't take care of yourself without a job. My job is hanging on a thread, and I'm still doing way better than you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, yeah, you're doing... way better than me. You know a lot more than I do.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, seriously, tell me: without your parents, could you survive?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I would do my best to survive, and... I think I would get by.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Really. Your best. Because, I mean... what kind of bills do you think need to be paid off every month?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[long pause]'' Yeah... electric, water, heating... that sort of thing.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Um, how about car insurance? Um, cable? &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, car, um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Rent? Property? You got taxes? Um, rash pickup if you have trash? Recycling if you have recycling? Oh, and don't forget any repairs.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yes, there is all that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, how much do you get a month again? Like, what, 600?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, I'm ge- I'm getting... about 800 a month right now.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Still, my bills are slightly larger than that. I mean, you couldn't survive on your own. And, I mean, these are my bills with ''roommates.'' I don't think you could survive without your parents. You can't even move out! And even if you could move out, you wouldn't have anybody to move out ''with''! That's, that's insane!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yes, that is insane. And I...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then why haven't you done something about it?! I have been living out on my own since I was eighteen, nineteen. You are twenty-seven! And you haven't moved out yet!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, well one reason is- yeah, I don't have anybody to move out... with.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I moved out with ''nothing.'' I moved out with no job, hardly any money, without a car, and I still survived. And I got myself a job, and I got myself a car.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Part 3 ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey, Part 3&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|u2D74OGq_jQ}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 10 [[November 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]], [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey#Part 2|Part 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey|Final]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Besides, I mean, you shouldn't move out with someone right away anyway, so you should probably live on your own first. I mean, besides, if you keep acting the way you're acting, you aren't likely to get a girlfriend anyway. Besides, if you had your own place to be, it'd be easier, because then there'd be a place for her to move and normally it's the girl who moves in with the guy.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [obvious sounds of Kacey being tired from wailing on Chris so much] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;And ''besides,'' if you can't even take care of that, how do you expect to take care of a daughter... Which you keep dreaming about. I mean, do you expect to marry someone rich?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[slight pause] &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, I do not... I-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [cut off by Kacey]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then how are you gonna take care of her? How are you gonna take care of a daughter?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [[Chris_and_Reality|One day at a time.]] &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' No, there is no one day at a time. You-You... There is no one day at a time. You do that, you're going to [Obesity|starve.] You need ''plans.'' I mean, that's like Alcoholics Anonymous, that's not living.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [[Alcohol|Well, I mean, at least I don't go out and get drunk every night.]] I don't do that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, you know what, at least those drunks could pay for their drinks. You couldn't even do that! I mean, are you just trying to make yourself look good? &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [incoherent mumbling, sounds like he's repeating what Kacey just asked him] Yeah... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, stop! It's-It's... I mean, that's- uh, that's stupid! &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, wait, uh-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You're comparing apples to oranges!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, wait, maybe I'm misunderstanding the ques- maybe I misunderstood the question. You just said, I mean, I thought you said, uh, &amp;quot;[...]trying to make myself look good.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, you're just trying to make yourself look good by comparing yourself to someone you think is worse than you. But, I mean, you're not going to be always able to do that. That's not adult.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [completely skipping over the latter half of her last statements] Oooh, yeah, okay, yeah, now I understand. I just, mm... okay. Mmmm... Yeah. Mmm... Yeah, but, that is, uh, that is kind of a lame deal.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Besides, at this point, they're probably better than you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you're pro'lly- Yeah... You're right. A lot of people are better than me. Uh... In situations of being able to take care of him- or herselves... Themselves. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, so obviously you're never gonna be able to take care of anyone. Why would girls want that? Girls want [[Liquid_Chris|real men.]] They want someone who can give them comfort and security. Not saying that the girl shouldn't be making money, too, and helping out, but I mean, nobody wants somebody who just wants to, [sigh] to, just, lay there and do nothing! &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, oh-kay, look at what I'm being offered with Chris. Look at what I'm being offered with you. If you were me, what would you do?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Mm... Yeah... Probably go to one that's better. So... Lemme just ask you- I mean, I know it's not about Chris, lemme ask you, have you actually ''checked'' his back- his background and actually seen where he works? &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''Yes!'' And that's why I know he's honest with me! And it doesn't matter anyway, you just said it's not about him, but then you made it about him. I mean, I've been to a company lunch with him. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, um, I was just askin'. I was just askin'.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' So, I mean, seriously, once again, I mean, who do you think would be the better one? &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, [[Liquid_Chris|him.]]&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Exactly, so why-why do you think I would even give you a chance after all the lies and all the ch-shit you put me through? You ignored me. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I lis- I listen to your every word, I ''did...'' I-I-Okay, well... &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[Chris and Kacey talk over each other, Kacey comes out victorious]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' If you listen to it, you definitely didn't do anything about it. I mean, stop lying.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I have been exercising, I have been... going out walking and jogging.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, for five minutes. Not good enough. Totally not good enough.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{FanChats}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Phone calls]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Liquid Saga]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mikau</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<title>Talk:Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey</title>
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		<updated>2011-02-27T03:52:12Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mikau: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;I just want to know, WHERE THE HELL HAS THIS GOLD MINE BEEN?!?  This was the greatest thing I have ever heard in a long long time from all the gal-pals Chris has been with.  Bravo to Kacey, and Bravo to whomever finally uploaded this gem to the world. [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 10:23, 26 February 2011 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
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Is it possible to get these uploaded to mediafire or something? [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 10:37, 26 February 2011 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
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Maybe rename to &amp;quot;Kacey Call 3&amp;quot;? [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 13:33, 26 February 2011 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
:that would be kind of confusing since it goes &amp;quot;Kacey Call&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Father Call&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;K &amp;amp; L Call&amp;quot; then this one (and maybe they'll release more later).. but yeah it should be renamed. why not just &amp;quot;Final Kacey Call&amp;quot;? [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 13:44, 26 February 2011 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
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Edit: I'll finish Part 2 and start, probably finish, part 3 tonight. Whoever happens to be working on part 2, if you don't mind, I'll finish it. [[User:Mikau|Mikau]] 19:52, 26 February 2011 (PST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mikau</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<title>Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey</title>
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		<updated>2011-02-27T01:31:40Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mikau: &lt;/p&gt;
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[[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey]] is a three-part series of videos that was leaked out onto the internet on [[February 2011|February 21, 2011]] by one [http://www.youtube.com/user/MiHiVidz MiHiVidz] on [[Youtube]]. The series showcases the long-lost phone conversation between [[Kacey]] and [[Solid Chris]] on [[November 2009|10 November 2009]] that led to Kacey severing all connections from Chris, the [[Kacey#Marriage to Liquid|marriage of Liquid Chris and Kacey the following day]], and the resulting [[CWC is Sad|video]] in which Ian tried not to cry over losing his [[Chris and reality|potential]] [[sweetheart]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Part 1 ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey, Part 1&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|oFDnyny_9Ls}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 10 November 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey|First]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey#Part 2|Part 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &lt;br /&gt;
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''[Done up to 08:00, more to come later]''&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hello?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Hi, Chris. It's Kacey.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh, hey Kacey.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I-I got Kim's e-mail, she said to call you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah, we need--yeah, uh, I feel like we need to, uh, talk, you know, [[Kacey and Liquid Call|sort out what happened the other night]]. Yeah, I did not mean--I did not mean to ignore you, and I was aware you were there and I'm sorr--I'm sorr--I wanted to call you guys back.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [speaks over Chris] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Well, you didn't really...act like I was there, I, like, I'm pretty sure you just straight-out ignored everything I said.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [makes a strange grunting noise] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Yeah, yeah well let me talk about that. You see, uh, I have, uh, what--one of my problems is that I have [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunnel_vision tunnel vision]. You know, it's like, uh, when, like, [[Autism|you concentrate on one thing and you're pretty much set until its done]]. And, uh, and Chris was--&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [speaks over Chris] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;It--It--It doesn't matter, it made me feel like [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] is more important than I was. You were more concerned about what he saying even though you think they're lies, than what I was saying even though I'm saying the truth. I mean, it's like, it's like you wanted him more than you wanted me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Kacey...That's not true. That's not true.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But--But I mean, if you have tunnel vision shouldn't your tunnel vision have been pointed at ''me'' and not ''him''?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you see, another one of my flaws is, uh, when I get really [[stressed]] my mind tends to blank out and my problem solving skills, uh, pretty much, uh, temporary [[Chris and English|[sic]]] go down the toilet there. And...it just blank up and it justs really blanks me out, and, don't--&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I know, but what's very important to me is that I have someone who can defend me, you weren't even defending me at all, you were just [[tard rage|screaming]] at him. I need someone who's quick on their feet. I mean, did you realize how much I was hurt last night?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...Yeah, I realize how much you were hurt, um, I'm very sorry about that, I real-I realize what a heel I was.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Alright, but did you really realize that, or did someone have to tell you that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Nope, I realized it. No one had to tell me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [pause] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I did talk to Kim about it, though.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well I know you talked to Kim, she's the one who e-mailed me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...Yep. But, anyway, Kacey, I do love you. I really do. I'm very sorry I ignored you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But, you haven't even tried to contact me until Kim told you to! I mean, how can you say you love me or care about me, and you were just going to, like, okay, I was so hurt, and I, I mean, what would you have done, I mean, if you didn't talk to me? I mean, I could have just gone off and done whatever, you would have been out of sight, out of mind. You couldn't even send a simple e-mail. I mean, it's like you didn't even care that I was hurt or crying or anything.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, I di-I did care. I just, uh, I was under st--I was under the shock, too.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' What shock? There was no shock!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' You know, realizing what a heel I was and how hurt you were...and that made me feel hurt. You know? 'Cause...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then, why didn't you try to contact me? You would think you want to if you just hurt someone you, um, supposedly love.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you're right, I should have, yeah, I should have contacted you sooner. I just feel I-I thought--&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You were too busy playing [[video games]] again, weren't you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, I just thought--I just thought that you might need your spa--you might need some space, you know?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, 'cause I'm hurting so you're just going to let me hurt all alone, or-or-or worse, in your opinion, you were gonna let me be with Chris, I mean, what did you think was gonna happen? I mean, you were playing video games today anyway, don't lie to me, I know you were.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, I played some video games. I played some video games.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' See? Those are more important than me, too! How the heck are you supposed to have a [[girlfriend]] if you can't even talk to her unless her friend tells you to do it? You're just going to sit around and play video games all day, I mean, I could be hurt or sick or something, and you wouldn't know because your video games are more important.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, Kacey, you are more important. And if I-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [Chris begins to speak, but Kacey interrupts]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But you're not acting like it at all.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, maybe I'm not acting like uh guh, m-maybe I'm not giving that impression right now. But Kacey-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [Chris is interrupted]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Or ever.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' But Kacey, please believe me. You are very important. [[Chris and English|Because you are kind, caring]] [[China|woman]]. And you mean a lot to me. And I would really be hurt if something happened to you. And I will defend you. I really would.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (Chris mumbles incoherently here)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But you never listen to me. You don't act like it. These are all just empty, meaningless words to me right now.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, y-I-I do listen to you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' No you don't! You haven't stopped eating McDonald's, you haven't gone jogging, you still play video games, you still ignore me. Name one thing that you do listen to me about. ONE thing.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I did listen to you, on the fact that I should not go to McDonald's. And I have-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (Interrupted)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But I know you've been eating at McDonald's. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I, uh, well, um, okay, yes, I was eating at McDonald's for a little while. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, and it's all fast food, you still go to fast food, I know you do.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [[sigh|*stress sigh*]], I, okay, I have not gone to McDonald's for over a week. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Or ANY fast food. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [[Lie|I have not gone to any fast food, have not eaten the fast food, for over a week.]] &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then [[Semen|what]] have you been eating? What did you eat tonight? &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I have been-I have been eating mostly TV Dinners. &amp;lt;/font&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Like what? &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Like Michelina, or Banquet.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' [[Chris_and_health|Have you looked at the nutritional value of those]]? Most of those are like, 300% sodium. That's just as bad, if not worse, because sodium can be just as bad as fat. Why don't you freshly prepare some food? I mean, even getting something at a deli is better. You should be making meals, you said you could cook. Or was that a lie too?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...I can cook. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then why don't you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Because I-because I don't have the individual ingredients at the time. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' (incredulous)...Then go buy them. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I will. I'm going to buy the individual ingredients to make- to make da better food. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Why  haven't you already? I mean, if you can't even take the initiative to cook your own food... I mean, why haven't you done this throughout your life?! Like, you're just lying to me again to make yourself look better, but I know you're never going to do it! I know you're not. &amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I am. I am going to do it. I am going to do it. [long, awkward pause] I have been working on making myself better. I have been going out jogging.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, like, for like, what? Five minutes? I run five miles, 2.5 at the... least. I mean, you should be able to jog two miles by now if you were even trying. And you don't listen to-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [Chris tries to speak over her, saying &amp;quot;I am trying.&amp;quot;] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt; me when I'm trying to tell you I'm worried about how you're probably losing muscle mass or anything. I mean-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I do- I listen to you and like... I-I-I really ap'riciate your concern, but that concern makes me think, and it makes me act... Truly.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That's- I mean, I saw those [[11042009 51 50|videos when you were trying to lift lemonade...]] They weren't fifty pounds. I mean, that's not even a workout, anyway, that's not even balanced. Get some real weights. I mean, that's just gonna hurt you, 'cuz you're displacing the weight.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm going to do a pair of fifty pound weights...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Either way, it shouldn't have been that hard, you shouldn't have struggled with something that weighed like, what, five, seven pounds?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, well maybe I- Okay, I exa- I exa- I likely exaggerated when I said that they were each fifty.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Part 2 ==&lt;br /&gt;
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| name           = Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey, Part 2&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|Lmf1rD72zwI}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 10 [[November 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey#Part 1|Part 1]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey#Part 3|Part 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Part 3 ==&lt;br /&gt;
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| name           = Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey, Part 3&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|u2D74OGq_jQ}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 10 [[November 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]], [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey#Part 2|Part 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey|Final]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>Mikau</name></author>
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		<title>Talk:Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Mikau: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;I just want to know, WHERE THE HELL HAS THIS GOLD MINE BEEN?!?  This was the greatest thing I have ever heard in a long long time from all the gal-pals Chris has been with.  Bravo to Kacey, and Bravo to whomever finally uploaded this gem to the world. [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 10:23, 26 February 2011 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
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Is it possible to get these uploaded to mediafire or something? [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 10:37, 26 February 2011 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
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Maybe rename to &amp;quot;Kacey Call 3&amp;quot;? [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 13:33, 26 February 2011 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
:that would be kind of confusing since it goes &amp;quot;Kacey Call&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Father Call&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;K &amp;amp; L Call&amp;quot; then this one (and maybe they'll release more later).. but yeah it should be renamed. why not just &amp;quot;Final Kacey Call&amp;quot;? [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 13:44, 26 February 2011 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
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I should get right along to Transcribing part 3 as soon as I get home. Just want to make sure no one else is, currently. [[User:Mikau|Mikau]] 16:57, 26 February 2011 (PST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Mikau</name></author>
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