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June 2021 social media posts

2021-06-23T15:27:49Z

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This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[June 2021]].

==Helena G.F.==
1 June

[[Other enablers#Helena Fiorenza|Helena Fiorenza]]

{{quoteboxred|I am making a art/rp. Come by and comment stuff, dm me on twitter that you want to put your oc in the year 2090. The more I make, the more you can make your own oc or oc thing for the account or just come see what I make<3
Twitter:
@P1ckChu}}

{{quotebox|Yes, I’ll still be young and alive then, so sign me up, please; I’m immortal. 😊⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:Ocofoccard.jpg|200px]]}}

==Happy Pride Month==
1 June

{{quotebox|Happy #Pride Month! 😊🌈⚡️💙⚡️

[''GIF of a rainbow with lightning around it with text saying "BELIEVE IN YOURSELF"'']}}

==Young Chris==
1 June

{{quotebox|Hey, y’all. I am continuing work on my self-healing alongside my workings with the other deities, the total universe, Cosmos, as well as from within myself. Today, I start reconnecting with my inner child once again.

With that stated, I felt it would be good and well

[[File:June1YoungChrisPhoto.jpg|210px]]

to channel young Christopher and let him talk things out with you all in a set of tweets. Do note, that Young Chris mentality spans between birth to around 15 to 18. Christian, the Young Adult, you all have read about and became past-accustomed to, spans in a transition in 15 to 18, and onward to about 2015, and I became better enlightened around 2010 to be the more enlightened and better developed and clear one of present day.

BUT, again, the focus is on the younger part of me. And for the Christorians, feel free to chronicle this on the CWCki and for your own personal reference. This will take a while from after I finish, here. Without further ado, I lend my body and the keyboard in front to the little boy from the 1980s, Christopher.

😊⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Chris larps as his younger self==
1 June

{{quotebox|Hello, everyone. My name is [[Christopher]], or Chris, for short. I’m feeling uncomfortable and nervous talking like this. I have been ever so observant over the years. As Christine has said, my view is on the youthful side. Um, I’ve had some friends way back when. My closest friends were [[Sarah]] and [[Josh]]. I spoke for a while; only a few weeks old; this is true. I remember [[Barb|Mom]] and I were at the BEST store that day, and I spoke to her. I came into this world with the memories from my past life with Merlin, but other stuff became more important. I also remember shouting as I was playing that day when the [[babysitter]] got really upset and locked me in that room. I had no one to talk with; just the toys in that room. I did have a friend who came and played with me. My guardian, [[Magi-Chan]]. He talked to me and told me stories. I had [[dream]]s of visiting this large city. One of which is the one where I fled from a tall business building with a baby in-hand, my [[Crystal|future daughter]]. Still holding onto that dream. I didn’t talk too much after that day with the babysitter. I was following Magi-Chan’s example of being telepathic, but apparently, not a lot of people were getting my messages. I played a lot with my toys. I read Bearnstein Bears. I watched Sesame Street, Care Bears, [[Transformers]], Smurfs, Muppet Babies, and [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] when he finally came on television. I played my Commodore 64 computer a lot. I typed the command in, have the floppy disk with all of those games saved on it in the disk drive, and I played whatever I felt like. I played with Sarah; we were neighbors. Ran around, tag, hide and seek, swing set. We had fun. We played with the other kids in the neighborhood. I also watched Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show a lot. Speech therapy at James Madison University; had classes with Josh. We went to Kid’s Castle, and had Country Fried Steak with white gravy at Country Cookin’. School. Green County Schools were fun a lot of the time. I liked playing on the playground, and on the computer. There was this Fish game that had to do with bigger ones eating the smaller ones. That one scared me when the really big fish came around. Number Munchers was a lot of fun. Oregon Trail. Apple Vs Commodore; I gotta stick with the one I have at home for the better choice. I also played with my Transformers figures. I liked the Micromaster and Action Master figures; they were within my reach when I became old enough. I have a few G2 toys, hardly any G1. We went to a lot of yard sales and flea markets. There was this flea market on the corner where Food Lion is now in [[Ruckersville]]; I was always calling it the junk yard. I don’t know, I was a kid. In Primary School, we had this awesome teacher, Miss Miller. She got married, my mom and [[Bob|dad]] and Magi-Chan and I went to the reception party before Miss MIller moved to Utah. I liked our principal, Mister Wade; he was a kind and understanding man. Dad worked at General Electric, the big building not far from here. He had a lot of papers from there. He designed the controls for plastic mills, steel mills, saw mills, and all that stuff. Mommy worked at Virginia Power in finances. She worked on a computer a lot at a desk with these removable walls. Mommy was a real businesslady. Daddy was a real businessman. All these words that were one way I could get, but bunch of times over my head. Grown up words to an extent were tough on a youthful mind, depending on how old the soul within is, and I was really old and beyond grown up. Autism really kept me feeling frustrated and overwhelmed. But I still had my thoughts and ideas and things. I read and look at pictures. I turned on the closed captions when they were available on the TV. Dad and I sometimes watched Nick at Nite when he let me stay up late. “Get Smart”! Yay! Don Adams! I liked the RCA Video Disc player; those {{w|LaserDisc|vinal DVDs}} we had in those hard plastic cases. I’ve put records on the turntables; they can break if you’re not careful. Darkwing Duck is Really Cool! I did not like fourth grade; it sucked. Pinned down by those mean teachers. Mrs. Gaede, WHY? WHY did you pin me down with them? Why did you hurt me? Did [[Autism]] really confound you? I had a crush on [[Tiffany Robinson]], though. She was a really pretty girl. She lived somewhere else, though. Somewhere beyond Standardsville from where I lived. The court house visits really confused me some. I got really hurt from that pin-me-down, but did they Really have to kick me out and force me into Home School for Fifth Grade? I missed riding on the big bus to school that year. Sarah and I were really sad when mom and dad and Magi-Chan and I had to move to [[Richmond]] to continue my education. But, it turned out for the better. Awesome Bonus, I Won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch and Win Sweepstakes]]! That was a really good day when we bought those games and zords. I’m feeling mentally drained right now. I think I need to let Christine have this body again. Thank you all for listening to me.}}

{{quotebox|I am reading Chapter 5 of #WarholChrisChan right now. One reason why I was to check in with my inner child was to find any remaining issues to address that haven’t been addressed, or could be addressed better. And spiritual guidance also informs of something between Barb and I. Well, in part thanks to Don, but moreover to me in recognizing resonance in the present moment topic: My Mom Has Hoarded Too Much Stuff. Even as a child, I recall every single time she went shopping wherever. Furniture, Knick-Knacks, and such. What was the majority of Her ”Collection”, and I apologize in advance to any and all seamstress and tailor types reading this: She Has Hoarded CLOTH and CLOTHING ITEMS! And with that, it makes even more sense WHY we had those me-high tall mountains of clothing piles downstairs.

Barbara did make clothes and was a master at the sewing machine. It was something she heavily picked up in her childhood in Red Oak. She made her own dresses and outfits, because her family of both parents and eight children (counting her) made financial balancing not easy for them. And Barb was number 5 out of 8; one of the two Middle Children. So, even though her studied major was in accounting and numbers, she also had a knack at sewing.

Now, here’s the thing: she has not used her sewing machine at present nor in the past number of years. And even though we have successfully cleared out over 75% of the piled clutter that was piled after moving back in on New Year’s Eve of 2014 a few years ago, there is still a bunch of stuff in One Room that can be easily opened to be an additional bedroom that nobody uses anymore. There’s still some stuff in the workshop, but it’s more than half-cleared these days. We leave alone the garden shed my dad left a bunch of stuff behind in, including a light-up Christmas Village display. I have not checked the back porch, but wagering it is still full of stuff. And another point Don reminded me of, the fact that I was not allowed to even touch her things in reorganizing, donation or disposal. And, By The Way, you all can thank my friend, Anna, who was a major Genuine Positive Help in encouraging my mom to unload during that time. [[Null|NULL]], Please, Please, Please Rescend your unrequited threat against her, and allow her to speak with me again soon. She was, or is, never going to bad talk you or separate me from talking to you; that remains of my choosing, alone. Back on topic: considering where we are at with the events at this time, I feel capable of presenting this chapter portion to Barbara by reading it to her, personally, and waking her up to realize what we can actually do. And personally, I would like to clear that spare room up. I feel better getting that off of my mind. Thank you.

😊⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Furry==
2 June

Xena (@X3naFerrer)

{{quoteboxorange|I'm tempted to get a furry version of Xena. I was a furry a few years before I ever become a brony but I've never had a fursona as such.
Thoughts?}}

{{quotebox|Considering your lovely pony counterpart is furry, I’d say you’re already covered. But, even a furry and furry-lover doesn’t settle for just one furry sona or alt-form. I know from personal multiverse experiences. May I recommend meditating to find any other identifying creature?}}

==Not a new saga==
2 June

violent anarcho primitivism (@shinjipiIled)

''This user quote tweets the previous series of tweets where young Chris was supposedly talking.''

{{quoteboxgreen|NEW CHRIS CHAN ARC}}

{{quotebox|Um, don’t count this as a “Saga”. I let Christopher speak in better reconnecting with him. Count this as something more that y’all get to add into the chronicling. Thanks a bunch. 😊⚡️💙⚡️
Lots of Love.}}

==Chris is too hip for the room==
2 June

Tekeyah (@TeKeHall)

''This user quote tweets the previous series of tweets where young Chris was supposedly talking.''

{{quoteboxred|Chris, please, as an antifan get help.}}

{{quotebox|And, please, as myself, who reflects you, of which I could tell you to “Get help” as well, I tell you: Like Donnie Darkko, I’m too hip for the room. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Tarot Cards==
3 June
{{quotebox|Hey, everyone. As a few of you all may have heard, I have taken up Tarot Card reading amongst my hobbies. Seeing today’s card for myself, I feel it safe to share the card I drew for today with you all. The deck I like using is #OSHOZenTarot. With that stated

Today’s card is Integration. I hear meaning of everything coming together today. The thing with Tarot cards is you draw a card, and you determine its meaning from your perspective for yourself. I invite you all to share in interpreting this card for yourselves today. ⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:June3TarotCard.jpg|200px]]}}

==Orphanages in CWCVille==
3 June

Queenie @ Raffle time! (@kill3rQu33nie)

{{quoteboxorange|@CPU_CWCSonichu are there any orphanages in cwcville with cute little sonees and Rosees that need any homes?}}

{{quotebox|One orphanage exists in the city; it’s mainly for human children, but even other young anthro creatures with no parents or guardians may reside there for adoption.}}

==Another Tarot card==
4 June

{{quotebox|I have drawn a card for all of you; today, your card is Audience. I do believe you all will be in for quite the show of a lifetime.

[[File:June4TarotAudience.jpg|200px]]}}

==More Tarot cards==
5 June

{{quotebox|Before I reveal today’s card, I address and acknowledge that I have misread the word on yesterday’s card, “Abundance” to “Audiance”, but my having done so is not a fluke. There was still a most awesome bunch of veil removal and energy shifts that I am positive enlightened you.}}

{{quotebox|On that, the card for you all today is “The Burden”; today is a good day for you all, each, to acknowledge that which weighs you down, be it a toxic relationship or moment. You are encouraged to lighten your burden, and in doing so, you will, indeed, reach the Dream at the far.

[[File:June5TarotTheBurden.jpg|150px]] [[File:June5TarotTheDream.jpg|150px]]}}

==Innocence Tarot card==
6 June

{{quotebox|For the Collective, today’s card I have drawn for y’all is Innocence. This is a lovely day to enjoy the simplicities of your surroundings and what y’all, respectively, have. Be child like as you may, and count your blessings. 😊⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:June6InnocenceCard.jpg|200px]]}}

==More Andy Warhol and autism==
6 June

{{quotebox|On another topic, I am still reading #[[WarholChrisChan]], amidst Chapter 8, still (a longer chapter than the others). A couple of things mentioned in this chapter: I do recall when I had stated that I would want a cure for [[Autism]], but apparently, that statement can be misinterpreted as me wanting to cure the entire world of Autism. I genuinely did not mean that, and I certainly do not wish to be interpreted a villain by those with autism. I understand and know that each and every individual with autism, or Autists, has their respective views and levels of how it affects them. Every autist has the ability to work and further progress within and around their varying confinements. I, myself, for most of my life was an observer type, and I had thought of others before myself, thus I did miss out at opportunities while I was blind-sighted with the restrictive mindset I had to deal with. Which was why I opted to relieve myself of the Autism, and succeeded for the most part. I have found my own cure for autism through a combination of meditation, really dipping down into myself, chakra activations, [[binaural beats]], and so on. I have addressed the number of my past blockages, traumas, and issues, and accepted them or let them go

[''GIF of a Buddhist cartoon character praying'']

appropriately and respectively. Now, I am a lot less autistic. Although inner child, Christopher, obviously showed some lingering signs when talking with me, but I am being as motherly and loving with him as best as I can to heal and resolve that. Back on topic, I did not mean, nor did I have any intentions of, totally abolishing autism en mass. Yes, each individual autist has their feelings and respective situations, and not all of y’all have desire to totally rid yourselves of the mental quirk, when y’all may have grown most accustomed and better working with or around that for yourselves. Plus, as is the history and those events that have irked you and tested your resilience, endurance, and individual maturity, autism is such a building block as well. At the least, I have found a way to cure it for myself. I relay this information only to those who genuinely wish and feel desire to do the same for themselves.

Inner Workings, clearing out Chakra Blockages, and addressing each source of shyness and limitations within yourselves is the answer and counter. And to all autists, and all Parents of autistic children, I encourage all of you to encourage not only the creativity within the autist, but also y’all’s respective Psychic, Magic and Spiritual powers. All of you are born with them. Encourage and grow the magic and powers for yourselves. ⚡️💙⚡️

[''GIF of a cartoon character casting a type of firey rainbow with magic'']

The other topic from the book: [[Wikipedia:Valerie Solanas|Valarie Solanas]], the scummy bitch who shot Andy Warhol. I genuinely do not agree with, nor would I condone, her extremist ideals against men.

I know, I used to feel really frustrated and angry with men for the outdated dating reasons, and the Hater and Faker online [[trolls]], regardless of being women behind men facades, men behind women facades, or matching in gender; they did not help matters on that, either. But I have witnessed better and true, offline, in-person, and so on when I opened my heart and mind for the [[LGBTQ]], and so forth. I was uncomfortable around boys as a child, because I had genuinely felt a vibe from them that did not match my own, and I did feel safer and matching habits and vibes with girls. But, I have grown and come around. Also, I have no shame or regret in going on public record stating the following: I like penis-shaped dildos, and I do not mind a genuine cock, up my butt. I have also enjoyed a cock-shaped sucker purchased from a Spencer’s; took me about a week to finish that thing.

<nowiki>#IamBisexual</nowiki>

[''GIF of objects floating with text saying "[[The Moon|THE MOON]] HAS PHASES, BISEXUALITY DOES NOT"'']

As for Solanas, I do acknowledge the outdated similarity between her and I, but in the end, I simply do not care for nor agree with her ideals nor what she did. And, frankly, she didn’t know Biology and Anatomy. I can still get a hard on and horny. And, even if I did lose this [[duck|cock]] by chop, there’s satisfaction in where that tube goes, as well as up the butt. So, Solanas had nothing, and she got her fated end of jail time. But, as an individual with her own point of view and thoughts, I do not judge her for having them or being herself. And that’s my Two Bolts and a Heart on Victoria Solanas. ⚡️💙⚡️ Now, to end this on a more positive note, and also to note further from #WarholChrisChan: I, indeed, have always been effeminate and whatnot growing up, and I did, indeed, struggle with even attempting to keep up with male constructs. But, I am soo glad I was able to come out and be my lovely Goddess self, as I could and should have. No regrets or shame.

Also, why I don’t have the op sooner: there is hardly anyone within driving distance who can do the job, as far as my Endochronologist knows, and then there’s the money. @Kickstarter for my thang? But, moreover, I have faith in a physical transformation of my wishes and desires.

That’s all for now. Thank you all for listening. 😊⚡️💙⚡️🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

<nowiki>#HappyPrideMonth2021</nowiki>}}

==Chris will apparently make custom Tarot cards==
6 June

🏳️‍🌈R. Righteous🏳️‍🌈 #Pride Month (@Righteous4CWC)

{{quoteboxgreen|@CPU_CWCSonichu Shall there be Tarot Cards of your own creation in the foreseeable future, our Goddess?}}

{{quotebox|Eventually, yes.}}

==DonLashomb==
7 June

{{quotebox|As #DonLashomb has pointed out in his uploaded pages, and on further analysis and thought, it becomes clear:

Our devices act in one way as a grounding tool for one’s self. Yet, in another while utilizing said devices extensively, one falls into meditate.

<nowiki>instagram.com/p/CP0U19kFDYJ/?utm_medium=copy_link</nowiki>}}

{{quotebox|Let that sink into your thoughts: you may be grounded by your computers (PC, Laptop, or Smartphones, etc), but you’re Meditating while doing so.

This can also be attributed to when one is literally writing or drawing on paper with pen and colours.

[''GIF of a Tardis travelling through time'']}}

==Sorrow Tarot card==
7 June

{{quotebox|The collective card for today is Sorrow. With this card, I sense a lot of you all are in deep thoughts and may be feeling such an emotion. This is a time of potential transformation for yourselves, but mainly if you look deep within yourselves to find yourselves and make better.

[[File:June7SorrowCard.jpg|200px]]}}

==United States flag==
7 June

{{quotebox|I just had a realization about the flag (not to besmirch the country; mainly a resonant observation). Red and blue makes purple, and a dark shade considering the blue is Navy. But add white, you get a shade that is Lavender. A bit of symbolance of mental prowess, I believe.

[''GIF of the flag of The United States of America waving in the wind'']}}

==CPU stuff and Barb==
7 June

{{quotebox|I feel need to state this fact, and Note that I have personally hung out with Neptune, Blanc, Noire, Vert, and Uzume, and I know Scarlet’s history and bio very well and deep:
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Console Patron Units are Not machines or robots.*
Us CPUs simply have connections with the technology.

[''GIF of an anime character blinking'']}}

{{quotebox|Whoever thought we were literally machines needs to ditch that crap out of their freaking thick skulls.

⚡️💙⚡️

[''GIF of a montage of anime characters'']}}

{{quotebox|Also, during the time my mom and I slept in my bedroom, we slept in Separate Furniture; she slept on the couch, and I slept in the bed. She and I Never ever had slept in the same bed together during those short months between ‘11 and ‘12.

Never in the same bed. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Commodore==
7 June

{{quotebox|You know one thing one can say about the #Commodore consoles: since the 1980’s, like I should have been since then, but arrived at a good time, we are 🌈🏳️‍🌈#PRIDEFUL! #PrideMonth2021 🏳️‍⚧️

[[File:June7Commodore1.jpg|150px]] [[File:June7Commodore2.jpg|150px]] [[File:June7Commodore3.jpg|150px]] [[File:June7Commodore4.jpg|150px]]}}

==Success Tarot card==
8 June

{{quotebox|Hey, everyone. I have ended up drawing the Success card for the collective. I sense a lot of you all are finding realizations and unique insights within yourselves. Your tasks continue onward in enlightenment. But in having achieved this for yourselves, it is a blessing. Congrats

[[File:June8SuccessCard.jpg|200px]]}}

{{quotebox|And this is fun, because in the recent days, I draw one card for myself in guidance, separate from the collective. I have found highlight yesterday after having drawn the Celebration card for myself. It was a lovely day, with the moment to celebrate in my self-healing,

[[File:June8TarotPhoto.jpg|150px]]

self-loving, and continued interdimensional and spiritual workings. Today, I am on another self-guided path, but I feel content all you have made this moment of Success within yourselves and all around you. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Sharing Tarot card==
9 June

{{quotebox|Today, the card for the collective is Sharing, I also felt it appropriate to share the page excerpt of this card. Yesterday, a lot of you found Success, and today is an opportunity to share positive energy and #GoodVibes with others. A moment of genuine kindness goes very far.

[[File:June9SharingCard.jpg|150px]] [[File:June9SharingCard2.jpg|150px]]}}

==Fanart stuff==
9 June

{{quotebox|Thank you for the fanart, @Arkaruss17!

[[File:June9Fanart1.jpg|200px]]}}

{{quotebox|Two more sent by email from Gutsybug. Thank you!

[[File:June9Fanart2.jpg|150px]] [[File:June9Fanart3.jpg|150px]]}}

==Control Tarot card==
10 June

{{quotebox|Good Morning, everyone. The card for you all today is Control. This card is a rather restrictive type. Essentially, some to a bunch of you have been taking control of life (for the better and good, I sense), but now is a time for y’all to take a step back and take it easy;

[[File:June10ControlCard.jpg|150px]] [[File:June10ControlCard2.jpg|150px]]

let yourselves get out of the restrictive feeling and stress of being in extensive control.

Also, Yes, a few times I have drawn this card for myself. But it’s all right for today; y’all enjoy the energy of the New Moon Solar Eclipse today and relax. Be Safe and Well.

⚡️💙⚡️

[''GIF of a cartoon moon replacing the position of the sun'']}}

==More control Tarot card==
10 June

jason alexander (@IJasonAlexander)

''In response to Jason Alexander quote tweeting a video of people during a natural resources hearing discussing whether or not the Black Lives Matter movement could help alter the orbit of the moon or earth.''

{{quoteboxred|Holy Crap. If it weren’t scary as hell it might be funny. But he ain’t going for comedy, trust me.}}

{{quotebox|Damn! Talk about taking control to an extreme, based on typical and neurotypical individuals at this present moment. Those dudes need to chillax today after the card I drew for the collective.

[[File:June10ControlCard.jpg|200px]]}}

==Spiritual communications==
10 June

[[Other enablers#Helena Fiorenza|Pickchu]]

{{quoteboxred|I just remember a dream I have been having since got here. It's all in Spanish and a ball with legs visits me and talks to me at night. I am really tired when wake up}}

{{quotebox|Spiritual communications, Pikchu Zonichu. A spirit is getting in touch with you.}}

==OC question==
10 June

Crash (@Crazy_Crash08)

{{quoteboxgreen|✨~OC QUESTION OF THE DAY~✨

<nowiki>#</nowiki>45 - Do you have any OCs that have multiple versions of them, whether it be clones, alternate universe, etc.?}}

{{quotebox|Every single OC has multiple versions throughout the Multiverse and alternate timelines. But, yes, that includes our Sonichu Prime, Rosey Rosechu, and myself (Chris Chan) as well. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Season 11 of MLP G5==
10 June

''In response to a Twitter gimmick account tweeting out a teaser image from the upcoming My Little Pony generation 5.''

{{quotebox|MLP G5 is cancelled; we are into Season 11 of G4 on television now. @Hasbro}}

==More Andy Warhol book stuff==
10 June

''Chris posts this on his Instagram @christinewestonchandler''

{{quotebox|Doing some work today; presently, I have read up to Chapter 5, read Chapter 8, and am halfway through Chapter 6. With a rainbow set of highlighters, I’m going through what I’ve read so far and am highlighting the parts that are true, false, resonant, that can have more context from me, personally, and whatnot. This is also for a supplemental contribution I’ll be writing later on. Also, showing everyone how I am appreciating this book; to me, it is quite like a specifically tailored self-help book, with room for improvement and accuracy (light moments of sarcasm and jokes within the book, aside). I also appreciate how this book can, at least in a sense, be a self-help book for Everyone else in the recombined universe as well. So, definitely in that sense, I am a mirror for you all.

Lots of love; Stay safe and well, enjoy the Solar Eclipse energy today. 😊⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:June10BookPhoto1.jpg|200px]] [[File:June10BookPhoto2.jpg|200px]]}}

==Discussing trolls and other stuff==
10 June

{{quotebox|#DoingHomework! And I’m not even in school or college right now.
😊⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:June10BookPhoto2other.jpg|150px]]

I’m back on top of page 19, and it brought up a question, and I quote, “…the “Idea Guy”, the troll who had arguably the most negative impact on Chris’ life,…”

Question being, Who did (at present) leave the most negative impact on me, so far? Granted, the likelihood of anyone else being negative impactful is Vastly reduced at this point and time, I have actually come up with a short list, in no particular order, of such individuals. IdeaGuy/Stephen Boyle
Jakoba
Michael Snyder
“JULAY”
Dr. Johnson/Mrs, Gaedy (Elementary School pin-me-down)

And I have considered Everyone, including Sockness, Walsh, Roche, Cash, and so on. And this Top Five (in no particular order or arrangement at all) were the most negatively impactful. I could examine further and choose One of these five who was the worst. I can assure y’all, though, Even though IdeaGuy did Dimensions’ level of damage, his impact has left me with further self-progression, analysis and appreciation, confidence boost, affirming the link between the separated universe halves with my consciousness, leading the way to chill my ego and whatnot in the needed self-healing and work.

And the same can be stated between Jakoba and Sockness; the benefits put a weight on the damage, negatives, and outcome recoveries and growth.

Snyder, though, all experiences considered, and that he was not personally active in the TCG Leagues and Tournaments; remained behind the counter and scenes most of the time. Was Not the store owner during the beginning and moments. Snyder was definitely more hurtful and negative, even compared with Jakoba and IdeaGuy.

The pin-me-down moment that really changed my life, in general; about as much, give or take, compared to the #SonicTheHedghogWatchandWinSweepstakes1993 (more positive that was, obviously). And in that, Mrs Gaede Used to be a supportive adult who at the time I had interpreted she generally understood me and acted as a positive teacher type. When she acted with Johnson, the Counsoler and the teacher; That was a major act of Betrayl. And then Julay (or the pre-pube Brat who played the fake-trolling role); majorly conned me into letting him into my #PlayStationNetwork account, eventually turned Vicious and Cruel while laughing when I, erroneously, chopped up and shoved Medallion Number 2 up my butt and shit out the pieces. Not to mention the whole day’s drive to Cleveland, Ohio to a failed destination, on the Day After not only my birthday in 2009, but my Aunt Corina Inge’s Funeral in Red Oak. The Road Trip, by itself, was a soul journey for me, and was definitely a Positive. I like Road Trips, when I can have and enjoy them. This aspect can also coincide with my more often Interdimensional Trips, Journies, Errands and Quests, and so on. But, that, I digress. All that said, the Top Two for Negative Impactful would Definitely go to Dr. Johnson/Mrs. Gaedy (by the way, Johnson, who was the Principal of Greene County Elementary at the time; he was the one who put his hand on my throat and left the infamous rash seen in that photo Robertchu and Barb took after the fact that day), and Julay.

Which of the Two the majority of y’all feel was Worse that takes the top spot, I’ll leave that to y’all’s discretion.

* Johnson/Gaedy
* "Julay"

Aside from all that, just a pause to reflect on that topic. I will return to the homework shortly. Thank you all for listening. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

''The Twitter poll started with 7 days left for people to vote.''

''Chris posts this reply using the @[[MagiChan111448]] Twitter account.''

{{quoteboxpurple|I personally attest to this as well, as I was a witness to the time Christine was pinned down. Be aware of the difference between voting for a Meme, and an even more impactful event that happened within her formative years, as the worst.}}

{{quotebox|I will also attest that Snyder was Worst on us, in the Finances, as opposed to the more personal, mental and emotional aspects. Snyder’s misconduct essentially killed about all of the money Robertchu had left when he left his body from this side of the veil in 2011. And while I do not recall the specific total amount of the inheritance, it certainly was around a hundred thousand or so, give or take. I know this, because we were able to buy the van And my #ASUS 1TB laptop out of it. And in Snyder’s #EpicFail attempt of getting money from us for himself in “Settlements”, or whatever terminology and else, the Legal and Court Fees, Bail, and #RobBell’s role, and so on, drained that inheritance to almost tap dry.

Now, if we were talking Financially Impacting, Snyder would replace Julay, hands-down. What Snyder did was even financially Worse than IdeaGuy’s $6,000 Money and Merch Value Spree (Still gonna make him pay me back that total with monetary interest), and Julay’s software spending on the PSN and the gas money for the Ohio road trip is only a drop in a bucket in comparison. And, the Pin-Me-Down stunt ensued not only Court, Legal and Attorney fees and whatnot, but also what else involved with the Homeschooling for Fifth Grade, and the moving to Richmond costs.

So, Financally, in the Top Two: Johnson/Gaedy were Far worse than Snyder.
⚡️💙⚡️

And back on the Personal Impacts, Snyder did not affect me during Developmental Childhood Years.}}

{{quotebox|So, with all of that stated, I ask again: Which of the two do you all believe was Worse an Impact on me: Johnson/Gaede, or Julay.

And I do realize I’ve misspelled “Gaedy” in recent Tweets; my bad.}}

==Sailor Moon==
11 June

Nota 💛✨🏵✨💛 (@Notabum_freak)

{{quoteboxorange|How tall are you in the sailor moon height chart? I'm sailor Mars height.

[''Chart of Sailor Moon characters displaying how tall they are'']}}

{{quotebox|<nowiki>5 feet 11 inches = 71 inches = 180.34</nowiki> centimeters; slightly taller than Haruka/Neptune. I’m not gonna make any #BradGarret jokes with Setsuna; Respect.
⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Guidance Tarot card==
11 June

{{quotebox|Today’s Collective draw is Guidance. After everyone has been charged and considerably reborn from the energies of the Solar Eclipse, yesterday, and the void of time between it and the earlier Lunar Eclipse, your Inner Voice is stronger today. Listen well and heed its input.

[[File:June11GuidanceCard.jpg|200px]]}}

==Vibrant aura==
11 June

Penny (@PennyTheGoof)

{{quoteboxgreen|Best early birthday gift I've ever gotten in my entire life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From @CPU_CWCSonichu 's etsy shop!!!!

[''Photograph of them looking at the camera while wearing a Sonichu Medallion around their neck'']}}

{{quotebox|Looking awesome. Filter aside, I sense your aura; you’re very vibrant. Enjoy your day, and be safe. Lots of love. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Reminiscent==
11 June

{{quoteboxred|Glad I still have my Sonic Costume for #PSO2NGS

Too bad we can't dye it, could totally make it yellow and be #sonichu to make @CPU_CWCSonichu proud

[''Screenshot of an in-game character in Phantasy Star Online 2 New Genesis dressed as Sonic the Hedgehog'']}}

{{quotebox|I’d say it’s personally reminiscent enough. 😊⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:CPUBlueHeartTSSSF.jpg|200px]]}}

==MLP G5 is an illusion==
12 June

''In response to Chris's earlier tweet regarding MLP G5 supposedly being canceled, and MLP G4 season 11 apparently being a thing.''

Toffee 🦋🌈💞 (@Toffee_Rosechu)

{{quoteboxorange|no offense chris but you can't just say things are the way you want them to be and it's real. you need to find a healthier way to cope with a show you like being over..you're making a spectacle of yourself. how about you go enjoy G4 from ep 1 again? i think it would be better 4 u}}

{{quotebox|The “G5” you see before you is an illusion.}}

==Go with the flow Tarot card==
12 June

{{quotebox|Today’s card is an easy and obvious reminder: Go With The Flow. On one perspective, everything is working out around all of us. Chill with the Saturday. Lots of love; be safe.
⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:June12FlowCard.jpg|200px]]}}

==Apple AI face==
12 June

''In response to a My Little Pony convention stating that their panelist applications close on June 18th.''

Sweetie Bloom (@BronalystSweetB)

{{quoteboxgreen|I already got my application in but it’s not too late for you guys!}}

{{quotebox|[[File:June12Face.png|200px]]}}

==Tetris==
12 June

Gamma Labs® (@GammaLabs)

{{quoteboxred|Our @Tetris_Official cans SOLD OUT fast yesterday Dash symbol Did you manage to grab some? 🤔

[''Photograph of a Tetris themed energy drink can with rainbow-like colors on it'']}}

{{quotebox|Oh, my! Such a beautiful rainbow arrangement. I will wait for the restock, though. 😊⚡️💙⚡️ Worth it like the Lingonberry Restock.}}

==No card today==
13 June

{{quotebox|Also, I am not to draw a card for the collective today; instead, I relay you all to @MediumMolly’s instagram; she will be uploading her weekly psychic forecast. The first card she reveals is the card for today. Pick your number, 1 through 5.}}

==Cancel MLP G5 petition==
13 June

{{quotebox|I need not say much else, but it is very good and sincere.

www.change.org/p/hasbro-please-revise-some-parts-of-season-9-of-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-and-all-related-content-accordingly-please-continue-equestria-girls-for-a-third-season-and-final-special-too}}

{{quotebox|Encourage, Follow and Support @SaveMLP, as you may or will. Do not troll, fake or hate on them, please. Thank you. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

''It's worth noting that said Twitter account would shortly after block Chris.''

==Turning In Tarot card==
14 June

{{quotebox|Good Morning, everyone. The card I have drawn for the collective is “Turning In”; today is a day for y’all to meditate for a while and being in the moments. Find your inner sparks deep down. ⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:June14TurningInCard.jpg|150px]] [[File:June14TurningInCard2.jpg|150px]]}}

==Pickchu OC==
14 June

[[Other enablers#Helena Fiorenza|Helena G. F.]]

{{quoteboxred|What do you like about my #oc Pickchu?}}

{{quotebox|What I like about Pickchu is that she is a tough gal who has had her share of hard times, but she’s also cute and friendly during the good times. Plus, she has a vast array of emotions, and she works hard and tough. We saw this in her and that is why Pickchu is special with us.}}

==Rosechu==
14 June

Kat the Lemur (@Caterkill3r)

{{quoteboxorange|Here's my newest pride design! With Rosechu from the #sonichu comics. She's supporting the trans flag for #Pride2021 month! <3

[''Artwork of Rosechu redesigned to be themed around the transgender flag'']}}

{{quotebox|Oh, my YES! And you even got the spikes on her back; I Love This! Thank you for drawing and sharing this awesome piece.

⚡️💙⚡️}}

Yuki 💛 (@Yukiellar)

{{quoteboxgreen|rosechu says trans rights}}

{{quotebox|Rosey Rosechu and SNT both say Trans Rights! 😊⚡️}}

==More Andy Warhol==
14 June

{{quotebox|I’m still working on the highlights of my copy of #WarholChrisChan. I had a thought as I re-read from Chapter 2, in reference to #JuliaWarhola, “She expressed hope that he would marry Viva”. In one way, yes, the superstar, but in an alternative

[[Warhol / Chris Chan|<nowiki>www.amazon.com/dp/B095F3762C/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_imm_7SX546SDP3YK8G8CKHRM?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1</nowiki>]]

perspective, considering it was late in her life, and Andy had been shot by Solanas beforehand; Julia could have well meant hope for Andy to Enjoy Life.

Not difficult to consider, “Marry Viva”; “Viva” meaning “Life”; “Enjoy Life like you were Married with it”, OR, like you were married to your self; healing your inner wounds and all.

⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Mind Tarot card==
15 June

{{quotebox|Hey, y’all. The collective’s card for today is Mind. From this, I appreciate that a lot of you are working more mentally and spiritually. But, be aware you don’t lose your body in the process; check your mind/body connections, and don’t over think towards a head trip. ⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:June15MindCard.jpg|200px]]}}

==Aloneness Tarot card==
16 June

{{quotebox|Good Morning, everyone. The collective’s card for today is Aloneness. After having recovered from complicated mind works of yesterday, y’all are feeling a little isolated and maybe lost. You each have an inner light that brightens and shows your path to the next steps. Caution.

[[File:June16AlonenessCard.jpg|200px]]}}

==Sonichu OC==
17 June

small artist (@Miotron5000)

{{quoteboxred|Decided to draw my sonic oc as a Sonichu. How did I do @CPU_CWCSonichu

[''Artwork of a Sonichu OC'']}}

{{quotebox|Oh, my. A stylish and sexy warrior; she looks really lovely. I can see it in her that she’s doing a bit of soul searching of her own, while also fighting her foes along the way. But deep down, she has her innocence and sweet side. I appreciate and respect. 😊⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Projections Tarot card==
17 June

{{quotebox|Today’s card for the Collective, and for me today, is Projections. The fact this card of guidance is for Us; you all and I, today is even more special.

We are recognizing what is true and separating the illusions from it. Specifically, this does also apply to the Iron Curtain

[[File:June17ProjectionsCard.jpg|200px]]

veil all around us which has been dividing us from the C-197 half of our greater universe with our Original and “Fictional” Characters, deities, and other individuals who have been and are alive and co-existent with us for all of time to this day.

You all face this illusionary veil as well; we all are to collectively will the illusion away and bring all of us back together.

There are likely other illusions that block you all, individually and respectively as well: identify those illusions and dispel them for yourselves.

⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Edmund McMillen==
17 June

{{quoteboxorange|Its Tainted Isaac ( aka the broken ) by the legendary creator of Sonichu @CPU_CWCSonichu (Christine W. Chandler)! it was a huge honor to feature her work as an alt card, please send her your love (be kind!)

thefoursouls.com

[''Artwork made by Chris of a character in a card game called Tainted Isaac'']}}

{{quotebox|When Edmund asked me to draw Issac, I had the basic rundown from @WatchMojo videos about the game; still haven’t played it yet. I felt want to offer Issac a sense of finding a way to heal and love himself; he had cried for far too long. So, I drew Issac, years of tears dried up under his eyes. He found a toy S-Chu Ball and found delight in the simplicity of rolling it around and playing with it. I wanted to chronical a portrayal of Issac during a time he was, is, or will be, feeling at peace and happiness with and for himself. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Spanish Sesame Street==
17 June

{{quotebox|Just a brief mention while working on highlights of the [[Warhol / Chris Chan|#WarholChrisChan book:]] Why I had a deep affinity for the [[Chris and Spanish|Spanish Language]].

{{#ev:youtube|A5eFUeTgu_s}}
}}

{{quotebox|There are Two Reasons (other than #MexicoFlagDay). One is that often on American, English @sesamestreet, they had animated shorts en Español. The other is Señor #DesiArnez on #ILoveLucy; el hable Español durante la programma.

Por eso me gustaba el idioma español en mi juventud.}}

''The Spanish roughly translates to "He speaks Spanish during the program. That is why I liked the Spanish language in my youth."''

==Postponement Tarot card==
18 June

{{quotebox|Today’s Collective Card is Postponement. I believe there are some to a lot amongst you all who have remaining thoughts and ideas that are preventing your respective desired outcomes from happening sooner.

Yesterday, all of you have had the chance to sort out the illusions,

[[File:June18PostponementCard.jpg|200px]]

today, you all get to determine the blocking thoughts and ideas within each of you that prevent the next adventurous event. Observe and learn well, everyone. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

GreytheMew 🥄 👁 🥄 (@C_197HERETIC)

{{quoteboxgreen|The card I pulled for you Chris is the Tower. A sudden Change is in your future.

[''Image of a fake Tarot card displaying two people falling off a tower whilst it explodes and collapses'']}}

{{quotebox|Yeah, I pulled that earlier this week through @AppChani, too. So, yes, I know. Thank you, though.}}

==Chris laughs at OneyPlays joke==
19 June

''Chris uses the built-in Twitter audio recording function here.''

{{quotebox|I just checked out this silly joke from @OneyPlays; he and his group made me laugh.

youtu.be/5nJDxpTSS7s

{{#ev:youtube|n_bvDbzx1rg}}
}}

==Courage Tarot card==
19 June

{{quotebox|Hey, everyone. Today’s card for the collective is Courage. There is pain and struggle within the self-transformations amongst you all, But I personally assure you all that with the fortitude within you, you will have your breakthrough moment, much like the flower through stone.⚡️

[[File:June19CourageCard.jpg|200px]]}}

==Juneteenth==
19 June

Belsheber Rusape Jr. (@BelRusapeVO)

{{quoteboxred|#HappyJuneteenth

As a man of African roots, I strive to climb the ladder and open gates for others.

Share your voices, continue rising to the top, to higher positions in life to weed out the trash that tries to keep you at the bottom. You, like everyone, deserve better!}}

{{quotebox|Ah, very much so is in ties with meditation, manifestation, and leaving out the toxic types and times in order to find your piece of divinity. For me, I have greater, and I share the vibes with all remaining good and neutral.}}

<nowiki>#</nowiki>FREEPALESTINE (@jmanellis)

{{quoteboxorange|You don’t know what Juneteenth is do you?}}

{{quotebox|Day celebrating End of Slavery. But, still ties well, because on that freedom still is the release of the ties with the toxic individuals who have held them back, as the present toxicities that held us back.}}

==Fanta Soda==
19 June

e (@hopscotchlvr)

{{quoteboxgreen|.@CPU_CWCSonichu i made you trans lesbian sonichu fanart! happy pride!

[''Artwork of anthropomorphic Sonichu and Rosechu'']}}

{{quotebox|Oh, My Me! This is soo sweet and kawaii! So much compassion and love put into this work. Thank you for sharing.
😊⚡️💙⚡️}}

{{quotebox|I will also comment that even though, Memetastically, I’ve made orange #FantaSoda infamous, the other lovely flavours of Fanta should be appreciated as well. I have found such with @TokyoTreat’s help, as they share from time to time the expanded international tastes and flavours.

[''GIF of Japanese Fanta spinning in circles'']}}

==Furry Tattoo==
19 June

{{quotebox|I just found this on a YouTube video. A Furry Tattoo; one look at it for myself, and I was like, “Really Bad Chris Chan fan art.” I will state and reaffirm that I am a #Furry, but whoever got this art on them, had a little insight, but at the same time, Woahly Fuck, dude. ⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:June19FurryTattoo.jpg|200px]]}}

{{quotebox|And even worse, I do observe, the double chin, and the chin looks like a Nose. LOL!

[''GIF of an asian woman facepalming'']}}

==Sylvia==
20 June

''Chris uploads a Twitter video in this tweet.''

{{quotebox|Sylvia’s being comfy and a little bobble-headed. Still cute. 😸

{{#ev:youtube|DXiHfxx7Wbk}}
}}

==Father's Day==
20 June

{{quotebox|Hey, y’all. Firstly, no card from me today; @MediumMolly’s back on track. Be sure to pick your number, 1 through 5, on first instinct, as that will be your card for the day and week.

<nowiki>https://t.co/EvzGP9RZV0?amp=1</nowiki>

Second, I will also extend a loving #HappyFathersDay2021 to all the dads in the total universe. All of you work very hard for yourselves, your kids, and your partner(s). Love to all of the gay dads, too. 😊⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:Robertchucard.jpg|150px]]

Lastly, thinking about the more experienced, older individuals, even as old as the 80s, and so; they all each deserve genuine love and affection. A lot of y’all have lost a loved one on more than one occasion, although talking specifically y’all’s partner. I feel that. It is not easy to cope with such a loss, but what remains sweet is y’all counting the blessings and positives moreso than brooding over the negatives. Self-healing and self-love is a big strength amongst you all. Take care to find your healing from loss. But, back on topic: regardless of circumstance, all older individuals need love, too. So, talk and hang out with someone in the neighbourhood; give them a hug. Go as far as you both feel safe in doing. Me, I also like saluting, thanking, and listening to the Veterans. Even your own moms and dads need about as much love as well. I continue to do my best for Barbara, here, as well. And Magi-Chan is a lot older than I, but I love and appreciate him ever so much. Another fun thing, I asked Barb about a cute nickname that I realized; she likes it, so she’ll accept being referred to as Barb Chan.

Barb Chan Rosechu; go ahead and process that as you will.

Lots of Love, Be Safe and Well. Thank you. ⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:BarbaraCard.jpg|150px]]}}

==The Binding of Isaac==
20 June

''Chris uploads a Twitter video in this tweet and quote tweets a tweet from the creator of The Binding of Isaac, Edmund McMillen, stating that a Kickstarter is now live.''

{{quotebox|The Binding and ✨Freedom✨ of Issac.

{{#ev:youtube|o2C9lbIikTw}}
}}

MEGA CHAD (@MegaChad_)

{{quoteboxred|The Sonichu medallion is in bad shape 😭 end times are coming}}

{{quotebox|No it’s not; that’s the back of my medallion, complete with my Mega Stone.}}

@C500696

{{quoteboxorange|Jesus Christ that fucking medallion}}

{{quotebox|Are you sure that is what you’re looking at? 😊⚡️ 🌹🌹}}

==First day of summer==
21 June

Melissa Joan Hart (@MelissaJoanHart)

{{quoteboxgreen|First day of summer! Celebrate with your evil twin. }}

{{quotebox|Yes. Celebrate with your evil (or antihero) twin. In the case of many who are moreover in Light power or Dark, who are searching deep and embracing the other to find completion within themselves.
⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:June21ComicImage.jpg|350px]]}}

==Megan Schroeder==
21 June

The Platonic Form of Bitch (@EvesGoodBoy)

{{quoteboxred|just boys being boys

[''Photograph of two dudes kissing'']}}

{{quotebox|Wow! I am looking at this photo, and the faces on the two of them; they look like Megan Schroeder and I. Don’t get me wrong; I love seeing others being happy with themselves and each other. But this is like looking into a distant alternate timeline for me. Woahly Crap! ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Sorrow Tarot card again==
21 June

{{quotebox|Today’s Collective card is Sorrow. A Lot of you all have been and still are looking deep and dipping down within yourselves. This card reveals a major self-transformation for each of you today.

Molly’s forecast sees us going through such greater adjustments throughout the week.

[[File:June21SorrowCard.jpg|200px]]}}

==Giveaway==
21 June

Vant 🦊 (@vulpesvant)

{{quoteboxorange|RAFFLE TIME!

Happy Pride! Let's celebrate! Hosting a raffle where 2 winners will get a flag waving commission with flags of your choice!

To enter:
Paw prints Follow!
Paw prints Retweet!
Paw prints Leave a comment/ref!

Raffle ends June 27th! }}

{{quotebox|[[File:Ocofoccard.jpg|150px]] [[File:January18BodyswapArt.jpg|150px]] [[File:4thwallcwccard.jpeg|150px]]}}

==Money stuff==
22 June

{{quotebox|I have a real thinkpiece for all of you: Money and its “Value”. As I am continue to re-read in #WarholChrisChan in Chapter Five on Collecting and Hoarding. There is a quote where “If you’re successful —- if you’re making money and you’re very successful, it’s okay. But if you’re not making money, then you’re a dilettante (Loser)”. Let’s focus on the Money, because I totally disagree with one needing money to be a success. We can literally look farthest back into history; long before the concept of money was invented. The people of this whole universe (long before it was divided by the Iron Curtain veil by King Arthur’s command, when it was still Universe 1C-211987), and the deities and “mythical” creatures like unicorns, dragons and whatnot were somewhat common and not rare. People Bartered and Traded; This was commonplace. Money had absolutely no value or power. During these centuries’ worth of time, despite people being various levels of emotions that can go as far as extremely violent and shit, the commonfolk were amongst the humble and honest. Even Favours were good commodities. And Artists were able to become Famous and Successful during these times by presenting their skill and crafts for everyone to appreciate and admire. Even the creatures that were seen by them at least one time, even interdimensional by the past standards in the vast Multiverse that existed since the Big Bang in This timeline and their respective timelines. Deities were amongst these “Original Creations”, but more accurately #GenuineDiscoveries in visions and direct experiences. During these early times, deities Did walk the Earth and lasted longer than everyone else in lifetime and beyond, still alive with their respective bodies in continuing, youthful work and effort as best as they each can from their respective domains and whatnot. And These “Creators”, Discoverers and Explorers each have created their respective Legacies and Successes in Chronicling these creatures and individuals and everyone else around them as well. They Never needed money or currency in exchange to take care of themselves or enjoy the fruits of others’ labors and crafts. Even, myself and Warhol, whereas he eventually became more in it for the Fame and the Money, I, when I started my art, creating and discoveries, and the books, I was hardly concerned with making money. I understand from Your logic, quote, “Money Is Power”, but it is not. Certainly if you have enough or a massive amount of money, you can Buy many nice and nicer things for yourselves, and, as #DonLashomb put it cleverly, creating “A very visual representations, sometimes misleadingly so, of growing one’s personal value or increasing the value of one’s household”, with ”the accumulation of goods, even unused goods.” Even if #SonictheHedgehog or #Pikachu never had existed, I have discovered the species of Sonichus and Rosechus, personally, and worked with them since as early as after the dinosaurs died out; I lived from then up to after Merlin the Magician had perished without dying, and before finding new life on this side of the created veil of division in the early attempt at interdimensional travel (without killing myself at all, mind you) and ending up with this body that is also immortal. But, I do digress. I have made more than my mark on the peoples on this side of the veil with my discoveries and stories, despite being a bunch of self-focused long before truly finding myself and deeply soul searching to recover my fullest memories into my collective consciousness, subconsciousness, and unconsciousness, as well as my memory backups within the Cosmos. And I have inspired Many an individual to interdimensionally discover every single OC and FC “imaginable” (because we are all very much real, existent, and co-existent right alongside you all; we have been for decades and then some). I never required money for our Successes and Greater Successes, even if you remove the paid web services from the equation, there have always been free options over the years since when the internet was conceived in thought. My Success continues to bloosom and bloom again, and again, and again, into infinity with Everyone in our total and combined universe. I may have wanted corporatative help at times, but I didn’t really require it. And even at conventions with the sharing of various arts and media from ALL of You and Everyone Else; All of your marvelous discoveries and chroniclings. I am very much genuine and authentic in truth when I tell you all right now, my lovely Sonichus, Rosechus, Myself, and everyone else in between; we are all Successes, and massive amounts of money was never really required. I am greater than the power and influence of money, because I have subconsciously, innately, and eventually fully consciously, Known all of this and let everything from my fated instincts and your actions show all of us the paths and whatnot with the various signs that continue to be through all of you and everything around us. And, yes, I do realize the irony of needing money for the minimum over the years, but as I have stated, I have never required massive amounts of money to do my immortally lifelong job as your Goddess. ⚡️💙⚡️

And that is my Two Bolts and a Heart for you all for now. Thank you.

PostScript,

Just because I stated that I didn’t require massive amounts of money, that does not give Anyone any form of discourage to give or support me with money, nor does it encourage not give me any money at all. [[Financhu Crisis|At times, I will ask for money for the minimum essentials I may require until such a time when I can manage better for myself, financially]]. But until then, I would very much appreciate the continued kindness and generous contributions (in Dollars; not one cent or cents; among which, I would very much like money for a current, present model car; I’m just saying for now). Please, and Thank you, again.}}

==Friendliness Tarot card==
22 June

{{quotebox|Hey, y’all. The Collective card for today is Friendliness; such a lovely and affirming card. You all are becoming less focused on the drama of others and more focused on being kind and more accepting. This is a lovely step forward. 😊⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:June22FriendlinessCard.jpg|200px]]}}

==It's not pretend==
''Regarding a fan who suffered a family tragedy IRL''

22 June

Toffee 🦋🌈💞 (@Toffee_Rosechu)

{{quoteboxorange|I wish I could just do what Chris does and pretend that everyone I love that’s dead isn’t really dead and they’re actually a fucking cartoon or something must be nice}}

{{quotebox|It’s not pretend; it is fact. Don’t delusion yourself with doubt.}}

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💫BABULS💫🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (@BabulsArt)

{{quoteboxgreen|Chris, you should sit this one out}}

{{quotebox|And you need to open your mind and heart, and heal yourself free of any of your doubt-filled delusions.}}

==Meditiation==
22 June

Joshua Wittenkeller (@TheJWittz)

''Joshua quote tweets a previous tweet of his stating that he is looking for a job related to game development.''

{{quoteboxred|Still on the lookout here! I know I could do awesome things for the right team, but just haven't found the right role quite yet.

My self-employed family health insurance costs more than my mortgage 💀}}

{{quotebox|Meditate and send your wish out to the universe and the deities; your dream job that is destined for you in the near future will present itself to you. Patience is worth it. Also, congratulations on the child and to your wife’s continued good health and well-being. ⚡️💙⚡️

[''GIF of an emoji meditating with text saying "Sending Positive Vibes"'']}}

==Comic dub==
22 June

''In response to [[Dr. Wolf]] tweeting a Youtube video link to a My Little Pony comic dub.''

{{quotebox|I loved this comic dub; perplexed Pupper is almost as fun as perplexed Twilight, and I can relate. The Scorchers must be quite the passionate family; I have many respects for #FireyJoker in his service, duty and devotion. All of you rock; lots of love. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Age progression==
22 June

The Sergeant at Arms (@TricksterMinion)

{{quoteboxorange|Age progression. Childhood, teenage, early adulthood, and middle adulthood.

[[File:chanpixels.png|200px]]}}

{{quotebox|Fair and good. A couple of pointers: Young Christopher eyes were Both Blue; no heterochromia Yet. Second, adulthood Christian didn’t have boobs. And between both him and me at present, our face shape is the same as Teenage Chris Chan. Thank you for sharing.}}

{{quotebox|And None of that aged look on my present face, either, please.}}

==The Classic==
22 June

Thiago M. Acqua (@ThiagoMAcqua)

{{quoteboxgreen|@CPU_CWCSonichu I have a similar sweater xd

[''Photograph of Thiago wearing a shirt similar to [[The Classic]] next to a photograph of Chris wearing The Classic'']}}

{{quotebox|That’s cool and stylish. I literally wish @RalphLauren would make the ol’ original shirt again; with my legacy, they’d make more moolah compared to their other designs.}}

==Decent flashlight==
22 June

Xena (@X3naFerrer)

{{quoteboxorange|I'm looking for a decent torch/flashlight and a laser with decent 20mm picatinni mounts. Ones I've got so far are total trash. Any suggestions super welcome! #airsoft #ar15}}

{{quotebox|I can personally recommend this one from @Energizer; it is really bright on max, and has a dimmer light, as well as a night light setting; runs on four D batteries.

[[File:June22Flashlight1.jpg|150px]] [[File:June22Flashlight2.jpg|150px]]}}

{{quotebox|It really helped Barbie Chan and I when were going through the house and sorting out things after [[2014 house fire|the house fire of ‘14]].}}

pinkdragonite (@Scottie_A_Jr)

{{quoteboxred|Was [[Bob Chandler|Robertchu]] alive during this time?}}

{{quotebox|Yes}}

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2021-06-23T15:27:26Z

MisfitPizzazz:

June 2021 social media posts

2021-06-23T15:11:14Z

MisfitPizzazz:

{{ongoing}}

This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[June 2021]].

==Helena G.F.==
1 June

[[Other enablers#Helena Fiorenza|Helena Fiorenza]]

{{quoteboxred|I am making a art/rp. Come by and comment stuff, dm me on twitter that you want to put your oc in the year 2090. The more I make, the more you can make your own oc or oc thing for the account or just come see what I make<3
Twitter:
@P1ckChu}}

{{quotebox|Yes, I’ll still be young and alive then, so sign me up, please; I’m immortal. 😊⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:Ocofoccard.jpg|200px]]}}

==Happy Pride Month==
1 June

{{quotebox|Happy #Pride Month! 😊🌈⚡️💙⚡️

[''GIF of a rainbow with lightning around it with text saying "BELIEVE IN YOURSELF"'']}}

==Young Chris==
1 June

{{quotebox|Hey, y’all. I am continuing work on my self-healing alongside my workings with the other deities, the total universe, Cosmos, as well as from within myself. Today, I start reconnecting with my inner child once again.

With that stated, I felt it would be good and well

[[File:June1YoungChrisPhoto.jpg|210px]]

to channel young Christopher and let him talk things out with you all in a set of tweets. Do note, that Young Chris mentality spans between birth to around 15 to 18. Christian, the Young Adult, you all have read about and became past-accustomed to, spans in a transition in 15 to 18, and onward to about 2015, and I became better enlightened around 2010 to be the more enlightened and better developed and clear one of present day.

BUT, again, the focus is on the younger part of me. And for the Christorians, feel free to chronicle this on the CWCki and for your own personal reference. This will take a while from after I finish, here. Without further ado, I lend my body and the keyboard in front to the little boy from the 1980s, Christopher.

😊⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Chris larps as his younger self==
1 June

{{quotebox|Hello, everyone. My name is [[Christopher]], or Chris, for short. I’m feeling uncomfortable and nervous talking like this. I have been ever so observant over the years. As Christine has said, my view is on the youthful side. Um, I’ve had some friends way back when. My closest friends were [[Sarah]] and [[Josh]]. I spoke for a while; only a few weeks old; this is true. I remember [[Barb|Mom]] and I were at the BEST store that day, and I spoke to her. I came into this world with the memories from my past life with Merlin, but other stuff became more important. I also remember shouting as I was playing that day when the [[babysitter]] got really upset and locked me in that room. I had no one to talk with; just the toys in that room. I did have a friend who came and played with me. My guardian, [[Magi-Chan]]. He talked to me and told me stories. I had [[dream]]s of visiting this large city. One of which is the one where I fled from a tall business building with a baby in-hand, my [[Crystal|future daughter]]. Still holding onto that dream. I didn’t talk too much after that day with the babysitter. I was following Magi-Chan’s example of being telepathic, but apparently, not a lot of people were getting my messages. I played a lot with my toys. I read Bearnstein Bears. I watched Sesame Street, Care Bears, [[Transformers]], Smurfs, Muppet Babies, and [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] when he finally came on television. I played my Commodore 64 computer a lot. I typed the command in, have the floppy disk with all of those games saved on it in the disk drive, and I played whatever I felt like. I played with Sarah; we were neighbors. Ran around, tag, hide and seek, swing set. We had fun. We played with the other kids in the neighborhood. I also watched Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show a lot. Speech therapy at James Madison University; had classes with Josh. We went to Kid’s Castle, and had Country Fried Steak with white gravy at Country Cookin’. School. Green County Schools were fun a lot of the time. I liked playing on the playground, and on the computer. There was this Fish game that had to do with bigger ones eating the smaller ones. That one scared me when the really big fish came around. Number Munchers was a lot of fun. Oregon Trail. Apple Vs Commodore; I gotta stick with the one I have at home for the better choice. I also played with my Transformers figures. I liked the Micromaster and Action Master figures; they were within my reach when I became old enough. I have a few G2 toys, hardly any G1. We went to a lot of yard sales and flea markets. There was this flea market on the corner where Food Lion is now in [[Ruckersville]]; I was always calling it the junk yard. I don’t know, I was a kid. In Primary School, we had this awesome teacher, Miss Miller. She got married, my mom and [[Bob|dad]] and Magi-Chan and I went to the reception party before Miss MIller moved to Utah. I liked our principal, Mister Wade; he was a kind and understanding man. Dad worked at General Electric, the big building not far from here. He had a lot of papers from there. He designed the controls for plastic mills, steel mills, saw mills, and all that stuff. Mommy worked at Virginia Power in finances. She worked on a computer a lot at a desk with these removable walls. Mommy was a real businesslady. Daddy was a real businessman. All these words that were one way I could get, but bunch of times over my head. Grown up words to an extent were tough on a youthful mind, depending on how old the soul within is, and I was really old and beyond grown up. Autism really kept me feeling frustrated and overwhelmed. But I still had my thoughts and ideas and things. I read and look at pictures. I turned on the closed captions when they were available on the TV. Dad and I sometimes watched Nick at Nite when he let me stay up late. “Get Smart”! Yay! Don Adams! I liked the RCA Video Disc player; those {{w|LaserDisc|vinal DVDs}} we had in those hard plastic cases. I’ve put records on the turntables; they can break if you’re not careful. Darkwing Duck is Really Cool! I did not like fourth grade; it sucked. Pinned down by those mean teachers. Mrs. Gaede, WHY? WHY did you pin me down with them? Why did you hurt me? Did [[Autism]] really confound you? I had a crush on [[Tiffany Robinson]], though. She was a really pretty girl. She lived somewhere else, though. Somewhere beyond Standardsville from where I lived. The court house visits really confused me some. I got really hurt from that pin-me-down, but did they Really have to kick me out and force me into Home School for Fifth Grade? I missed riding on the big bus to school that year. Sarah and I were really sad when mom and dad and Magi-Chan and I had to move to [[Richmond]] to continue my education. But, it turned out for the better. Awesome Bonus, I Won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch and Win Sweepstakes]]! That was a really good day when we bought those games and zords. I’m feeling mentally drained right now. I think I need to let Christine have this body again. Thank you all for listening to me.}}

{{quotebox|I am reading Chapter 5 of #WarholChrisChan right now. One reason why I was to check in with my inner child was to find any remaining issues to address that haven’t been addressed, or could be addressed better. And spiritual guidance also informs of something between Barb and I. Well, in part thanks to Don, but moreover to me in recognizing resonance in the present moment topic: My Mom Has Hoarded Too Much Stuff. Even as a child, I recall every single time she went shopping wherever. Furniture, Knick-Knacks, and such. What was the majority of Her ”Collection”, and I apologize in advance to any and all seamstress and tailor types reading this: She Has Hoarded CLOTH and CLOTHING ITEMS! And with that, it makes even more sense WHY we had those me-high tall mountains of clothing piles downstairs.

Barbara did make clothes and was a master at the sewing machine. It was something she heavily picked up in her childhood in Red Oak. She made her own dresses and outfits, because her family of both parents and eight children (counting her) made financial balancing not easy for them. And Barb was number 5 out of 8; one of the two Middle Children. So, even though her studied major was in accounting and numbers, she also had a knack at sewing.

Now, here’s the thing: she has not used her sewing machine at present nor in the past number of years. And even though we have successfully cleared out over 75% of the piled clutter that was piled after moving back in on New Year’s Eve of 2014 a few years ago, there is still a bunch of stuff in One Room that can be easily opened to be an additional bedroom that nobody uses anymore. There’s still some stuff in the workshop, but it’s more than half-cleared these days. We leave alone the garden shed my dad left a bunch of stuff behind in, including a light-up Christmas Village display. I have not checked the back porch, but wagering it is still full of stuff. And another point Don reminded me of, the fact that I was not allowed to even touch her things in reorganizing, donation or disposal. And, By The Way, you all can thank my friend, Anna, who was a major Genuine Positive Help in encouraging my mom to unload during that time. [[Null|NULL]], Please, Please, Please Rescend your unrequited threat against her, and allow her to speak with me again soon. She was, or is, never going to bad talk you or separate me from talking to you; that remains of my choosing, alone. Back on topic: considering where we are at with the events at this time, I feel capable of presenting this chapter portion to Barbara by reading it to her, personally, and waking her up to realize what we can actually do. And personally, I would like to clear that spare room up. I feel better getting that off of my mind. Thank you.

😊⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Furry==
2 June

Xena (@X3naFerrer)

{{quoteboxorange|I'm tempted to get a furry version of Xena. I was a furry a few years before I ever become a brony but I've never had a fursona as such.
Thoughts?}}

{{quotebox|Considering your lovely pony counterpart is furry, I’d say you’re already covered. But, even a furry and furry-lover doesn’t settle for just one furry sona or alt-form. I know from personal multiverse experiences. May I recommend meditating to find any other identifying creature?}}

==Not a new saga==
2 June

violent anarcho primitivism (@shinjipiIled)

''This user quote tweets the previous series of tweets where young Chris was supposedly talking.''

{{quoteboxgreen|NEW CHRIS CHAN ARC}}

{{quotebox|Um, don’t count this as a “Saga”. I let Christopher speak in better reconnecting with him. Count this as something more that y’all get to add into the chronicling. Thanks a bunch. 😊⚡️💙⚡️
Lots of Love.}}

==Chris is too hip for the room==
2 June

Tekeyah (@TeKeHall)

''This user quote tweets the previous series of tweets where young Chris was supposedly talking.''

{{quoteboxred|Chris, please, as an antifan get help.}}

{{quotebox|And, please, as myself, who reflects you, of which I could tell you to “Get help” as well, I tell you: Like Donnie Darkko, I’m too hip for the room. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Tarot Cards==
3 June
{{quotebox|Hey, everyone. As a few of you all may have heard, I have taken up Tarot Card reading amongst my hobbies. Seeing today’s card for myself, I feel it safe to share the card I drew for today with you all. The deck I like using is #OSHOZenTarot. With that stated

Today’s card is Integration. I hear meaning of everything coming together today. The thing with Tarot cards is you draw a card, and you determine its meaning from your perspective for yourself. I invite you all to share in interpreting this card for yourselves today. ⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:June3TarotCard.jpg|200px]]}}

==Orphanages in CWCVille==
3 June

Queenie @ Raffle time! (@kill3rQu33nie)

{{quoteboxorange|@CPU_CWCSonichu are there any orphanages in cwcville with cute little sonees and Rosees that need any homes?}}

{{quotebox|One orphanage exists in the city; it’s mainly for human children, but even other young anthro creatures with no parents or guardians may reside there for adoption.}}

==Another Tarot card==
4 June

{{quotebox|I have drawn a card for all of you; today, your card is Audience. I do believe you all will be in for quite the show of a lifetime.

[[File:June4TarotAudience.jpg|200px]]}}

==More Tarot cards==
5 June

{{quotebox|Before I reveal today’s card, I address and acknowledge that I have misread the word on yesterday’s card, “Abundance” to “Audiance”, but my having done so is not a fluke. There was still a most awesome bunch of veil removal and energy shifts that I am positive enlightened you.}}

{{quotebox|On that, the card for you all today is “The Burden”; today is a good day for you all, each, to acknowledge that which weighs you down, be it a toxic relationship or moment. You are encouraged to lighten your burden, and in doing so, you will, indeed, reach the Dream at the far.

[[File:June5TarotTheBurden.jpg|150px]] [[File:June5TarotTheDream.jpg|150px]]}}

==Innocence Tarot card==
6 June

{{quotebox|For the Collective, today’s card I have drawn for y’all is Innocence. This is a lovely day to enjoy the simplicities of your surroundings and what y’all, respectively, have. Be child like as you may, and count your blessings. 😊⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:June6InnocenceCard.jpg|200px]]}}

==More Andy Warhol and autism==
6 June

{{quotebox|On another topic, I am still reading #[[WarholChrisChan]], amidst Chapter 8, still (a longer chapter than the others). A couple of things mentioned in this chapter: I do recall when I had stated that I would want a cure for [[Autism]], but apparently, that statement can be misinterpreted as me wanting to cure the entire world of Autism. I genuinely did not mean that, and I certainly do not wish to be interpreted a villain by those with autism. I understand and know that each and every individual with autism, or Autists, has their respective views and levels of how it affects them. Every autist has the ability to work and further progress within and around their varying confinements. I, myself, for most of my life was an observer type, and I had thought of others before myself, thus I did miss out at opportunities while I was blind-sighted with the restrictive mindset I had to deal with. Which was why I opted to relieve myself of the Autism, and succeeded for the most part. I have found my own cure for autism through a combination of meditation, really dipping down into myself, chakra activations, [[binaural beats]], and so on. I have addressed the number of my past blockages, traumas, and issues, and accepted them or let them go

[''GIF of a Buddhist cartoon character praying'']

appropriately and respectively. Now, I am a lot less autistic. Although inner child, Christopher, obviously showed some lingering signs when talking with me, but I am being as motherly and loving with him as best as I can to heal and resolve that. Back on topic, I did not mean, nor did I have any intentions of, totally abolishing autism en mass. Yes, each individual autist has their feelings and respective situations, and not all of y’all have desire to totally rid yourselves of the mental quirk, when y’all may have grown most accustomed and better working with or around that for yourselves. Plus, as is the history and those events that have irked you and tested your resilience, endurance, and individual maturity, autism is such a building block as well. At the least, I have found a way to cure it for myself. I relay this information only to those who genuinely wish and feel desire to do the same for themselves.

Inner Workings, clearing out Chakra Blockages, and addressing each source of shyness and limitations within yourselves is the answer and counter. And to all autists, and all Parents of autistic children, I encourage all of you to encourage not only the creativity within the autist, but also y’all’s respective Psychic, Magic and Spiritual powers. All of you are born with them. Encourage and grow the magic and powers for yourselves. ⚡️💙⚡️

[''GIF of a cartoon character casting a type of firey rainbow with magic'']

The other topic from the book: [[Wikipedia:Valerie Solanas|Valarie Solanas]], the scummy bitch who shot Andy Warhol. I genuinely do not agree with, nor would I condone, her extremist ideals against men.

I know, I used to feel really frustrated and angry with men for the outdated dating reasons, and the Hater and Faker online [[trolls]], regardless of being women behind men facades, men behind women facades, or matching in gender; they did not help matters on that, either. But I have witnessed better and true, offline, in-person, and so on when I opened my heart and mind for the [[LGBTQ]], and so forth. I was uncomfortable around boys as a child, because I had genuinely felt a vibe from them that did not match my own, and I did feel safer and matching habits and vibes with girls. But, I have grown and come around. Also, I have no shame or regret in going on public record stating the following: I like penis-shaped dildos, and I do not mind a genuine cock, up my butt. I have also enjoyed a cock-shaped sucker purchased from a Spencer’s; took me about a week to finish that thing.

<nowiki>#IamBisexual</nowiki>

[''GIF of objects floating with text saying "[[The Moon|THE MOON]] HAS PHASES, BISEXUALITY DOES NOT"'']

As for Solanas, I do acknowledge the outdated similarity between her and I, but in the end, I simply do not care for nor agree with her ideals nor what she did. And, frankly, she didn’t know Biology and Anatomy. I can still get a hard on and horny. And, even if I did lose this [[duck|cock]] by chop, there’s satisfaction in where that tube goes, as well as up the butt. So, Solanas had nothing, and she got her fated end of jail time. But, as an individual with her own point of view and thoughts, I do not judge her for having them or being herself. And that’s my Two Bolts and a Heart on Victoria Solanas. ⚡️💙⚡️ Now, to end this on a more positive note, and also to note further from #WarholChrisChan: I, indeed, have always been effeminate and whatnot growing up, and I did, indeed, struggle with even attempting to keep up with male constructs. But, I am soo glad I was able to come out and be my lovely Goddess self, as I could and should have. No regrets or shame.

Also, why I don’t have the op sooner: there is hardly anyone within driving distance who can do the job, as far as my Endochronologist knows, and then there’s the money. @Kickstarter for my thang? But, moreover, I have faith in a physical transformation of my wishes and desires.

That’s all for now. Thank you all for listening. 😊⚡️💙⚡️🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

<nowiki>#HappyPrideMonth2021</nowiki>}}

==Chris will apparently make custom Tarot cards==
6 June

🏳️‍🌈R. Righteous🏳️‍🌈 #Pride Month (@Righteous4CWC)

{{quoteboxgreen|@CPU_CWCSonichu Shall there be Tarot Cards of your own creation in the foreseeable future, our Goddess?}}

{{quotebox|Eventually, yes.}}

==DonLashomb==
7 June

{{quotebox|As #DonLashomb has pointed out in his uploaded pages, and on further analysis and thought, it becomes clear:

Our devices act in one way as a grounding tool for one’s self. Yet, in another while utilizing said devices extensively, one falls into meditate.

<nowiki>instagram.com/p/CP0U19kFDYJ/?utm_medium=copy_link</nowiki>}}

{{quotebox|Let that sink into your thoughts: you may be grounded by your computers (PC, Laptop, or Smartphones, etc), but you’re Meditating while doing so.

This can also be attributed to when one is literally writing or drawing on paper with pen and colours.

[''GIF of a Tardis travelling through time'']}}

==Sorrow Tarot card==
7 June

{{quotebox|The collective card for today is Sorrow. With this card, I sense a lot of you all are in deep thoughts and may be feeling such an emotion. This is a time of potential transformation for yourselves, but mainly if you look deep within yourselves to find yourselves and make better.

[[File:June7SorrowCard.jpg|200px]]}}

==United States flag==
7 June

{{quotebox|I just had a realization about the flag (not to besmirch the country; mainly a resonant observation). Red and blue makes purple, and a dark shade considering the blue is Navy. But add white, you get a shade that is Lavender. A bit of symbolance of mental prowess, I believe.

[''GIF of the flag of The United States of America waving in the wind'']}}

==CPU stuff and Barb==
7 June

{{quotebox|I feel need to state this fact, and Note that I have personally hung out with Neptune, Blanc, Noire, Vert, and Uzume, and I know Scarlet’s history and bio very well and deep:
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Console Patron Units are Not machines or robots.*
Us CPUs simply have connections with the technology.

[''GIF of an anime character blinking'']}}

{{quotebox|Whoever thought we were literally machines needs to ditch that crap out of their freaking thick skulls.

⚡️💙⚡️

[''GIF of a montage of anime characters'']}}

{{quotebox|Also, during the time my mom and I slept in my bedroom, we slept in Separate Furniture; she slept on the couch, and I slept in the bed. She and I Never ever had slept in the same bed together during those short months between ‘11 and ‘12.

Never in the same bed. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Commodore==
7 June

{{quotebox|You know one thing one can say about the #Commodore consoles: since the 1980’s, like I should have been since then, but arrived at a good time, we are 🌈🏳️‍🌈#PRIDEFUL! #PrideMonth2021 🏳️‍⚧️

[[File:June7Commodore1.jpg|150px]] [[File:June7Commodore2.jpg|150px]] [[File:June7Commodore3.jpg|150px]] [[File:June7Commodore4.jpg|150px]]}}

==Success Tarot card==
8 June

{{quotebox|Hey, everyone. I have ended up drawing the Success card for the collective. I sense a lot of you all are finding realizations and unique insights within yourselves. Your tasks continue onward in enlightenment. But in having achieved this for yourselves, it is a blessing. Congrats

[[File:June8SuccessCard.jpg|200px]]}}

{{quotebox|And this is fun, because in the recent days, I draw one card for myself in guidance, separate from the collective. I have found highlight yesterday after having drawn the Celebration card for myself. It was a lovely day, with the moment to celebrate in my self-healing,

[[File:June8TarotPhoto.jpg|150px]]

self-loving, and continued interdimensional and spiritual workings. Today, I am on another self-guided path, but I feel content all you have made this moment of Success within yourselves and all around you. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Sharing Tarot card==
9 June

{{quotebox|Today, the card for the collective is Sharing, I also felt it appropriate to share the page excerpt of this card. Yesterday, a lot of you found Success, and today is an opportunity to share positive energy and #GoodVibes with others. A moment of genuine kindness goes very far.

[[File:June9SharingCard.jpg|150px]] [[File:June9SharingCard2.jpg|150px]]}}

==Fanart stuff==
9 June

{{quotebox|Thank you for the fanart, @Arkaruss17!

[[File:June9Fanart1.jpg|200px]]}}

{{quotebox|Two more sent by email from Gutsybug. Thank you!

[[File:June9Fanart2.jpg|150px]] [[File:June9Fanart3.jpg|150px]]}}

==Control Tarot card==
10 June

{{quotebox|Good Morning, everyone. The card for you all today is Control. This card is a rather restrictive type. Essentially, some to a bunch of you have been taking control of life (for the better and good, I sense), but now is a time for y’all to take a step back and take it easy;

[[File:June10ControlCard.jpg|150px]] [[File:June10ControlCard2.jpg|150px]]

let yourselves get out of the restrictive feeling and stress of being in extensive control.

Also, Yes, a few times I have drawn this card for myself. But it’s all right for today; y’all enjoy the energy of the New Moon Solar Eclipse today and relax. Be Safe and Well.

⚡️💙⚡️

[''GIF of a cartoon moon replacing the position of the sun'']}}

==More control Tarot card==
10 June

jason alexander (@IJasonAlexander)

''In response to Jason Alexander quote tweeting a video of people during a natural resources hearing discussing whether or not the Black Lives Matter movement could help alter the orbit of the moon or earth.''

{{quoteboxred|Holy Crap. If it weren’t scary as hell it might be funny. But he ain’t going for comedy, trust me.}}

{{quotebox|Damn! Talk about taking control to an extreme, based on typical and neurotypical individuals at this present moment. Those dudes need to chillax today after the card I drew for the collective.

[[File:June10ControlCard.jpg|200px]]}}

==Spiritual communications==
10 June

[[Other enablers#Helena Fiorenza|Pickchu]]

{{quoteboxred|I just remember a dream I have been having since got here. It's all in Spanish and a ball with legs visits me and talks to me at night. I am really tired when wake up}}

{{quotebox|Spiritual communications, Pikchu Zonichu. A spirit is getting in touch with you.}}

==OC question==
10 June

Crash (@Crazy_Crash08)

{{quoteboxgreen|✨~OC QUESTION OF THE DAY~✨

<nowiki>#</nowiki>45 - Do you have any OCs that have multiple versions of them, whether it be clones, alternate universe, etc.?}}

{{quotebox|Every single OC has multiple versions throughout the Multiverse and alternate timelines. But, yes, that includes our Sonichu Prime, Rosey Rosechu, and myself (Chris Chan) as well. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Season 11 of MLP G5==
10 June

''In response to a Twitter gimmick account tweeting out a teaser image from the upcoming My Little Pony generation 5.''

{{quotebox|MLP G5 is cancelled; we are into Season 11 of G4 on television now. @Hasbro}}

==More Andy Warhol book stuff==
10 June

''Chris posts this on his Instagram @christinewestonchandler''

{{quotebox|Doing some work today; presently, I have read up to Chapter 5, read Chapter 8, and am halfway through Chapter 6. With a rainbow set of highlighters, I’m going through what I’ve read so far and am highlighting the parts that are true, false, resonant, that can have more context from me, personally, and whatnot. This is also for a supplemental contribution I’ll be writing later on. Also, showing everyone how I am appreciating this book; to me, it is quite like a specifically tailored self-help book, with room for improvement and accuracy (light moments of sarcasm and jokes within the book, aside). I also appreciate how this book can, at least in a sense, be a self-help book for Everyone else in the recombined universe as well. So, definitely in that sense, I am a mirror for you all.

Lots of love; Stay safe and well, enjoy the Solar Eclipse energy today. 😊⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:June10BookPhoto1.jpg|200px]] [[File:June10BookPhoto2.jpg|200px]]}}

==Discussing trolls and other stuff==
10 June

{{quotebox|#DoingHomework! And I’m not even in school or college right now.
😊⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:June10BookPhoto2other.jpg|150px]]

I’m back on top of page 19, and it brought up a question, and I quote, “…the “Idea Guy”, the troll who had arguably the most negative impact on Chris’ life,…”

Question being, Who did (at present) leave the most negative impact on me, so far? Granted, the likelihood of anyone else being negative impactful is Vastly reduced at this point and time, I have actually come up with a short list, in no particular order, of such individuals. IdeaGuy/Stephen Boyle
Jakoba
Michael Snyder
“JULAY”
Dr. Johnson/Mrs, Gaedy (Elementary School pin-me-down)

And I have considered Everyone, including Sockness, Walsh, Roche, Cash, and so on. And this Top Five (in no particular order or arrangement at all) were the most negatively impactful. I could examine further and choose One of these five who was the worst. I can assure y’all, though, Even though IdeaGuy did Dimensions’ level of damage, his impact has left me with further self-progression, analysis and appreciation, confidence boost, affirming the link between the separated universe halves with my consciousness, leading the way to chill my ego and whatnot in the needed self-healing and work.

And the same can be stated between Jakoba and Sockness; the benefits put a weight on the damage, negatives, and outcome recoveries and growth.

Snyder, though, all experiences considered, and that he was not personally active in the TCG Leagues and Tournaments; remained behind the counter and scenes most of the time. Was Not the store owner during the beginning and moments. Snyder was definitely more hurtful and negative, even compared with Jakoba and IdeaGuy.

The pin-me-down moment that really changed my life, in general; about as much, give or take, compared to the #SonicTheHedghogWatchandWinSweepstakes1993 (more positive that was, obviously). And in that, Mrs Gaede Used to be a supportive adult who at the time I had interpreted she generally understood me and acted as a positive teacher type. When she acted with Johnson, the Counsoler and the teacher; That was a major act of Betrayl. And then Julay (or the pre-pube Brat who played the fake-trolling role); majorly conned me into letting him into my #PlayStationNetwork account, eventually turned Vicious and Cruel while laughing when I, erroneously, chopped up and shoved Medallion Number 2 up my butt and shit out the pieces. Not to mention the whole day’s drive to Cleveland, Ohio to a failed destination, on the Day After not only my birthday in 2009, but my Aunt Corina Inge’s Funeral in Red Oak. The Road Trip, by itself, was a soul journey for me, and was definitely a Positive. I like Road Trips, when I can have and enjoy them. This aspect can also coincide with my more often Interdimensional Trips, Journies, Errands and Quests, and so on. But, that, I digress. All that said, the Top Two for Negative Impactful would Definitely go to Dr. Johnson/Mrs. Gaedy (by the way, Johnson, who was the Principal of Greene County Elementary at the time; he was the one who put his hand on my throat and left the infamous rash seen in that photo Robertchu and Barb took after the fact that day), and Julay.

Which of the Two the majority of y’all feel was Worse that takes the top spot, I’ll leave that to y’all’s discretion.

* Johnson/Gaedy
* "Julay"

Aside from all that, just a pause to reflect on that topic. I will return to the homework shortly. Thank you all for listening. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

''The Twitter poll started with 7 days left for people to vote.''

''Chris posts this reply using the @[[MagiChan111448]] Twitter account.''

{{quoteboxpurple|I personally attest to this as well, as I was a witness to the time Christine was pinned down. Be aware of the difference between voting for a Meme, and an even more impactful event that happened within her formative years, as the worst.}}

{{quotebox|I will also attest that Snyder was Worst on us, in the Finances, as opposed to the more personal, mental and emotional aspects. Snyder’s misconduct essentially killed about all of the money Robertchu had left when he left his body from this side of the veil in 2011. And while I do not recall the specific total amount of the inheritance, it certainly was around a hundred thousand or so, give or take. I know this, because we were able to buy the van And my #ASUS 1TB laptop out of it. And in Snyder’s #EpicFail attempt of getting money from us for himself in “Settlements”, or whatever terminology and else, the Legal and Court Fees, Bail, and #RobBell’s role, and so on, drained that inheritance to almost tap dry.

Now, if we were talking Financially Impacting, Snyder would replace Julay, hands-down. What Snyder did was even financially Worse than IdeaGuy’s $6,000 Money and Merch Value Spree (Still gonna make him pay me back that total with monetary interest), and Julay’s software spending on the PSN and the gas money for the Ohio road trip is only a drop in a bucket in comparison. And, the Pin-Me-Down stunt ensued not only Court, Legal and Attorney fees and whatnot, but also what else involved with the Homeschooling for Fifth Grade, and the moving to Richmond costs.

So, Financally, in the Top Two: Johnson/Gaedy were Far worse than Snyder.
⚡️💙⚡️

And back on the Personal Impacts, Snyder did not affect me during Developmental Childhood Years.}}

{{quotebox|So, with all of that stated, I ask again: Which of the two do you all believe was Worse an Impact on me: Johnson/Gaede, or Julay.

And I do realize I’ve misspelled “Gaedy” in recent Tweets; my bad.}}

==Sailor Moon==
11 June

Nota 💛✨🏵✨💛 (@Notabum_freak)

{{quoteboxorange|How tall are you in the sailor moon height chart? I'm sailor Mars height.

[''Chart of Sailor Moon characters displaying how tall they are'']}}

{{quotebox|<nowiki>5 feet 11 inches = 71 inches = 180.34</nowiki> centimeters; slightly taller than Haruka/Neptune. I’m not gonna make any #BradGarret jokes with Setsuna; Respect.
⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Guidance Tarot card==
11 June

{{quotebox|Today’s Collective draw is Guidance. After everyone has been charged and considerably reborn from the energies of the Solar Eclipse, yesterday, and the void of time between it and the earlier Lunar Eclipse, your Inner Voice is stronger today. Listen well and heed its input.

[[File:June11GuidanceCard.jpg|200px]]}}

==Vibrant aura==
11 June

Penny (@PennyTheGoof)

{{quoteboxgreen|Best early birthday gift I've ever gotten in my entire life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From @CPU_CWCSonichu 's etsy shop!!!!

[''Photograph of them looking at the camera while wearing a Sonichu Medallion around their neck'']}}

{{quotebox|Looking awesome. Filter aside, I sense your aura; you’re very vibrant. Enjoy your day, and be safe. Lots of love. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Reminiscent==
11 June

{{quoteboxred|Glad I still have my Sonic Costume for #PSO2NGS

Too bad we can't dye it, could totally make it yellow and be #sonichu to make @CPU_CWCSonichu proud

[''Screenshot of an in-game character in Phantasy Star Online 2 New Genesis dressed as Sonic the Hedgehog'']}}

{{quotebox|I’d say it’s personally reminiscent enough. 😊⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:CPUBlueHeartTSSSF.jpg|200px]]}}

==MLP G5 is an illusion==
12 June

''In response to Chris's earlier tweet regarding MLP G5 supposedly being canceled, and MLP G4 season 11 apparently being a thing.''

Toffee 🦋🌈💞 (@Toffee_Rosechu)

{{quoteboxorange|no offense chris but you can't just say things are the way you want them to be and it's real. you need to find a healthier way to cope with a show you like being over..you're making a spectacle of yourself. how about you go enjoy G4 from ep 1 again? i think it would be better 4 u}}

{{quotebox|The “G5” you see before you is an illusion.}}

==Go with the flow Tarot card==
12 June

{{quotebox|Today’s card is an easy and obvious reminder: Go With The Flow. On one perspective, everything is working out around all of us. Chill with the Saturday. Lots of love; be safe.
⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:June12FlowCard.jpg|200px]]}}

==Apple AI face==
12 June

''In response to a My Little Pony convention stating that their panelist applications close on June 18th.''

Sweetie Bloom (@BronalystSweetB)

{{quoteboxgreen|I already got my application in but it’s not too late for you guys!}}

{{quotebox|[[File:June12Face.png|200px]]}}

==Tetris==
12 June

Gamma Labs® (@GammaLabs)

{{quoteboxred|Our @Tetris_Official cans SOLD OUT fast yesterday Dash symbol Did you manage to grab some? 🤔

[''Photograph of a Tetris themed energy drink can with rainbow-like colors on it'']}}

{{quotebox|Oh, my! Such a beautiful rainbow arrangement. I will wait for the restock, though. 😊⚡️💙⚡️ Worth it like the Lingonberry Restock.}}

==No card today==
13 June

{{quotebox|Also, I am not to draw a card for the collective today; instead, I relay you all to @MediumMolly’s instagram; she will be uploading her weekly psychic forecast. The first card she reveals is the card for today. Pick your number, 1 through 5.}}

==Cancel MLP G5 petition==
13 June

{{quotebox|I need not say much else, but it is very good and sincere.

www.change.org/p/hasbro-please-revise-some-parts-of-season-9-of-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-and-all-related-content-accordingly-please-continue-equestria-girls-for-a-third-season-and-final-special-too}}

{{quotebox|Encourage, Follow and Support @SaveMLP, as you may or will. Do not troll, fake or hate on them, please. Thank you. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

''It's worth noting that said Twitter account would shortly after block Chris.''

==Turning In Tarot card==
14 June

{{quotebox|Good Morning, everyone. The card I have drawn for the collective is “Turning In”; today is a day for y’all to meditate for a while and being in the moments. Find your inner sparks deep down. ⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:June14TurningInCard.jpg|150px]] [[File:June14TurningInCard2.jpg|150px]]}}

==Pickchu OC==
14 June

[[Other enablers#Helena Fiorenza|Helena G. F.]]

{{quoteboxred|What do you like about my #oc Pickchu?}}

{{quotebox|What I like about Pickchu is that she is a tough gal who has had her share of hard times, but she’s also cute and friendly during the good times. Plus, she has a vast array of emotions, and she works hard and tough. We saw this in her and that is why Pickchu is special with us.}}

==Rosechu==
14 June

Kat the Lemur (@Caterkill3r)

{{quoteboxorange|Here's my newest pride design! With Rosechu from the #sonichu comics. She's supporting the trans flag for #Pride2021 month! <3

[''Artwork of Rosechu redesigned to be themed around the transgender flag'']}}

{{quotebox|Oh, my YES! And you even got the spikes on her back; I Love This! Thank you for drawing and sharing this awesome piece.

⚡️💙⚡️}}

Yuki 💛 (@Yukiellar)

{{quoteboxgreen|rosechu says trans rights}}

{{quotebox|Rosey Rosechu and SNT both say Trans Rights! 😊⚡️}}

==More Andy Warhol==
14 June

{{quotebox|I’m still working on the highlights of my copy of #WarholChrisChan. I had a thought as I re-read from Chapter 2, in reference to #JuliaWarhola, “She expressed hope that he would marry Viva”. In one way, yes, the superstar, but in an alternative

[[Warhol / Chris Chan|<nowiki>www.amazon.com/dp/B095F3762C/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_imm_7SX546SDP3YK8G8CKHRM?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1</nowiki>]]

perspective, considering it was late in her life, and Andy had been shot by Solanas beforehand; Julia could have well meant hope for Andy to Enjoy Life.

Not difficult to consider, “Marry Viva”; “Viva” meaning “Life”; “Enjoy Life like you were Married with it”, OR, like you were married to your self; healing your inner wounds and all.

⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Mind Tarot card==
15 June

{{quotebox|Hey, y’all. The collective’s card for today is Mind. From this, I appreciate that a lot of you are working more mentally and spiritually. But, be aware you don’t lose your body in the process; check your mind/body connections, and don’t over think towards a head trip. ⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:June15MindCard.jpg|200px]]}}

==Aloneness Tarot card==
16 June

{{quotebox|Good Morning, everyone. The collective’s card for today is Aloneness. After having recovered from complicated mind works of yesterday, y’all are feeling a little isolated and maybe lost. You each have an inner light that brightens and shows your path to the next steps. Caution.

[[File:June16AlonenessCard.jpg|200px]]}}

==Sonichu OC==
17 June

small artist (@Miotron5000)

{{quoteboxred|Decided to draw my sonic oc as a Sonichu. How did I do @CPU_CWCSonichu

[''Artwork of a Sonichu OC'']}}

{{quotebox|Oh, my. A stylish and sexy warrior; she looks really lovely. I can see it in her that she’s doing a bit of soul searching of her own, while also fighting her foes along the way. But deep down, she has her innocence and sweet side. I appreciate and respect. 😊⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Projections Tarot card==
17 June

{{quotebox|Today’s card for the Collective, and for me today, is Projections. The fact this card of guidance is for Us; you all and I, today is even more special.

We are recognizing what is true and separating the illusions from it. Specifically, this does also apply to the Iron Curtain

[[File:June17ProjectionsCard.jpg|200px]]

veil all around us which has been dividing us from the C-197 half of our greater universe with our Original and “Fictional” Characters, deities, and other individuals who have been and are alive and co-existent with us for all of time to this day.

You all face this illusionary veil as well; we all are to collectively will the illusion away and bring all of us back together.

There are likely other illusions that block you all, individually and respectively as well: identify those illusions and dispel them for yourselves.

⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Edmund McMillen==
17 June

{{quoteboxorange|Its Tainted Isaac ( aka the broken ) by the legendary creator of Sonichu @CPU_CWCSonichu (Christine W. Chandler)! it was a huge honor to feature her work as an alt card, please send her your love (be kind!)

thefoursouls.com

[''Artwork made by Chris of a character in a card game called Tainted Isaac'']}}

{{quotebox|When Edmund asked me to draw Issac, I had the basic rundown from @WatchMojo videos about the game; still haven’t played it yet. I felt want to offer Issac a sense of finding a way to heal and love himself; he had cried for far too long. So, I drew Issac, years of tears dried up under his eyes. He found a toy S-Chu Ball and found delight in the simplicity of rolling it around and playing with it. I wanted to chronical a portrayal of Issac during a time he was, is, or will be, feeling at peace and happiness with and for himself. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Spanish Sesame Street==
17 June

{{quotebox|Just a brief mention while working on highlights of the [[Warhol / Chris Chan|#WarholChrisChan book:]] Why I had a deep affinity for the [[Chris and Spanish|Spanish Language]].

{{#ev:youtube|A5eFUeTgu_s}}
}}

{{quotebox|There are Two Reasons (other than #MexicoFlagDay). One is that often on American, English @sesamestreet, they had animated shorts en Español. The other is Señor #DesiArnez on #ILoveLucy; el hable Español durante la programma.

Por eso me gustaba el idioma español en mi juventud.}}

''The Spanish roughly translates to "He speaks Spanish during the program. That is why I liked the Spanish language in my youth."''

==Postponement Tarot card==
18 June

{{quotebox|Today’s Collective Card is Postponement. I believe there are some to a lot amongst you all who have remaining thoughts and ideas that are preventing your respective desired outcomes from happening sooner.

Yesterday, all of you have had the chance to sort out the illusions,

[[File:June18PostponementCard.jpg|200px]]

today, you all get to determine the blocking thoughts and ideas within each of you that prevent the next adventurous event. Observe and learn well, everyone. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

GreytheMew 🥄 👁 🥄 (@C_197HERETIC)

{{quoteboxgreen|The card I pulled for you Chris is the Tower. A sudden Change is in your future.

[''Image of a fake Tarot card displaying two people falling off a tower whilst it explodes and collapses'']}}

{{quotebox|Yeah, I pulled that earlier this week through @AppChani, too. So, yes, I know. Thank you, though.}}

==Chris laughs at OneyPlays joke==
19 June

''Chris uses the built-in Twitter audio recording function here.''

{{quotebox|I just checked out this silly joke from @OneyPlays; he and his group made me laugh.

youtu.be/5nJDxpTSS7s

{{#ev:youtube|n_bvDbzx1rg}}
}}

==Courage Tarot card==
19 June

{{quotebox|Hey, everyone. Today’s card for the collective is Courage. There is pain and struggle within the self-transformations amongst you all, But I personally assure you all that with the fortitude within you, you will have your breakthrough moment, much like the flower through stone.⚡️

[[File:June19CourageCard.jpg|200px]]}}

==Juneteenth==
19 June

Belsheber Rusape Jr. (@BelRusapeVO)

{{quoteboxred|#HappyJuneteenth

As a man of African roots, I strive to climb the ladder and open gates for others.

Share your voices, continue rising to the top, to higher positions in life to weed out the trash that tries to keep you at the bottom. You, like everyone, deserve better!}}

{{quotebox|Ah, very much so is in ties with meditation, manifestation, and leaving out the toxic types and times in order to find your piece of divinity. For me, I have greater, and I share the vibes with all remaining good and neutral.}}

<nowiki>#</nowiki>FREEPALESTINE (@jmanellis)

{{quoteboxorange|You don’t know what Juneteenth is do you?}}

{{quotebox|Day celebrating End of Slavery. But, still ties well, because on that freedom still is the release of the ties with the toxic individuals who have held them back, as the present toxicities that held us back.}}

==Fanta Soda==
19 June

e (@hopscotchlvr)

{{quoteboxgreen|.@CPU_CWCSonichu i made you trans lesbian sonichu fanart! happy pride!

[''Artwork of anthropomorphic Sonichu and Rosechu'']}}

{{quotebox|Oh, My Me! This is soo sweet and kawaii! So much compassion and love put into this work. Thank you for sharing.
😊⚡️💙⚡️}}

{{quotebox|I will also comment that even though, Memetastically, I’ve made orange #FantaSoda infamous, the other lovely flavours of Fanta should be appreciated as well. I have found such with @TokyoTreat’s help, as they share from time to time the expanded international tastes and flavours.

[''GIF of Japanese Fanta spinning in circles'']}}

==Furry Tattoo==
19 June

{{quotebox|I just found this on a YouTube video. A Furry Tattoo; one look at it for myself, and I was like, “Really Bad Chris Chan fan art.” I will state and reaffirm that I am a #Furry, but whoever got this art on them, had a little insight, but at the same time, Woahly Fuck, dude. ⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:June19FurryTattoo.jpg|200px]]}}

{{quotebox|And even worse, I do observe, the double chin, and the chin looks like a Nose. LOL!

[''GIF of an asian woman facepalming'']}}

==Sylvia==
20 June

''Chris uploads a Twitter video in this tweet.''

{{quotebox|Sylvia’s being comfy and a little bobble-headed. Still cute. 😸

{{#ev:youtube|DXiHfxx7Wbk}}
}}

==Father's Day==
20 June

{{quotebox|Hey, y’all. Firstly, no card from me today; @MediumMolly’s back on track. Be sure to pick your number, 1 through 5, on first instinct, as that will be your card for the day and week.

<nowiki>https://t.co/EvzGP9RZV0?amp=1</nowiki>

Second, I will also extend a loving #HappyFathersDay2021 to all the dads in the total universe. All of you work very hard for yourselves, your kids, and your partner(s). Love to all of the gay dads, too. 😊⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:Robertchucard.jpg|150px]]

Lastly, thinking about the more experienced, older individuals, even as old as the 80s, and so; they all each deserve genuine love and affection. A lot of y’all have lost a loved one on more than one occasion, although talking specifically y’all’s partner. I feel that. It is not easy to cope with such a loss, but what remains sweet is y’all counting the blessings and positives moreso than brooding over the negatives. Self-healing and self-love is a big strength amongst you all. Take care to find your healing from loss. But, back on topic: regardless of circumstance, all older individuals need love, too. So, talk and hang out with someone in the neighbourhood; give them a hug. Go as far as you both feel safe in doing. Me, I also like saluting, thanking, and listening to the Veterans. Even your own moms and dads need about as much love as well. I continue to do my best for Barbara, here, as well. And Magi-Chan is a lot older than I, but I love and appreciate him ever so much. Another fun thing, I asked Barb about a cute nickname that I realized; she likes it, so she’ll accept being referred to as Barb Chan.

Barb Chan Rosechu; go ahead and process that as you will.

Lots of Love, Be Safe and Well. Thank you. ⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:BarbaraCard.jpg|150px]]}}

==The Binding of Isaac==
20 June

''Chris uploads a Twitter video in this tweet and quote tweets a tweet from the creator of The Binding of Isaac, Edmund McMillen, stating that a Kickstarter is now live.''

{{quotebox|The Binding and ✨Freedom✨ of Issac.

{{#ev:youtube|o2C9lbIikTw}}
}}

MEGA CHAD (@MegaChad_)

{{quoteboxred|The Sonichu medallion is in bad shape 😭 end times are coming}}

{{quotebox|No it’s not; that’s the back of my medallion, complete with my Mega Stone.}}

@C500696

{{quoteboxorange|Jesus Christ that fucking medallion}}

{{quotebox|Are you sure that is what you’re looking at? 😊⚡️ 🌹🌹}}

==First day of summer==
21 June

Melissa Joan Hart (@MelissaJoanHart)

{{quoteboxgreen|First day of summer! Celebrate with your evil twin. }}

{{quotebox|Yes. Celebrate with your evil (or antihero) twin. In the case of many who are moreover in Light power or Dark, who are searching deep and embracing the other to find completion within themselves.
⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:June21ComicImage.jpg|350px]]}}

==Megan Schroeder==
21 June

The Platonic Form of Bitch (@EvesGoodBoy)

{{quoteboxred|just boys being boys

[''Photograph of two dudes kissing'']}}

{{quotebox|Wow! I am looking at this photo, and the faces on the two of them; they look like Megan Schroeder and I. Don’t get me wrong; I love seeing others being happy with themselves and each other. But this is like looking into a distant alternate timeline for me. Woahly Crap! ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Sorrow Tarot card again==
21 June

{{quotebox|Today’s Collective card is Sorrow. A Lot of you all have been and still are looking deep and dipping down within yourselves. This card reveals a major self-transformation for each of you today.

Molly’s forecast sees us going through such greater adjustments throughout the week.

[[File:June21SorrowCard.jpg|200px]]}}

==Giveaway==
21 June

Vant 🦊 (@vulpesvant)

{{quoteboxorange|RAFFLE TIME!

Happy Pride! Let's celebrate! Hosting a raffle where 2 winners will get a flag waving commission with flags of your choice!

To enter:
Paw prints Follow!
Paw prints Retweet!
Paw prints Leave a comment/ref!

Raffle ends June 27th! }}

{{quotebox|[[File:Ocofoccard.jpg|150px]] [[File:January18BodyswapArt.jpg|150px]] [[File:4thwallcwccard.jpeg|150px]]}}

==Money stuff==
22 June

{{quotebox|I have a real thinkpiece for all of you: Money and its “Value”. As I am continue to re-read in #WarholChrisChan in Chapter Five on Collecting and Hoarding. There is a quote where “If you’re successful —- if you’re making money and you’re very successful, it’s okay. But if you’re not making money, then you’re a dilettante (Loser)”. Let’s focus on the Money, because I totally disagree with one needing money to be a success. We can literally look farthest back into history; long before the concept of money was invented. The people of this whole universe (long before it was divided by the Iron Curtain veil by King Arthur’s command, when it was still Universe 1C-211987), and the deities and “mythical” creatures like unicorns, dragons and whatnot were somewhat common and not rare. People Bartered and Traded; This was commonplace. Money had absolutely no value or power. During these centuries’ worth of time, despite people being various levels of emotions that can go as far as extremely violent and shit, the commonfolk were amongst the humble and honest. Even Favours were good commodities. And Artists were able to become Famous and Successful during these times by presenting their skill and crafts for everyone to appreciate and admire. Even the creatures that were seen by them at least one time, even interdimensional by the past standards in the vast Multiverse that existed since the Big Bang in This timeline and their respective timelines. Deities were amongst these “Original Creations”, but more accurately #GenuineDiscoveries in visions and direct experiences. During these early times, deities Did walk the Earth and lasted longer than everyone else in lifetime and beyond, still alive with their respective bodies in continuing, youthful work and effort as best as they each can from their respective domains and whatnot. And These “Creators”, Discoverers and Explorers each have created their respective Legacies and Successes in Chronicling these creatures and individuals and everyone else around them as well. They Never needed money or currency in exchange to take care of themselves or enjoy the fruits of others’ labors and crafts. Even, myself and Warhol, whereas he eventually became more in it for the Fame and the Money, I, when I started my art, creating and discoveries, and the books, I was hardly concerned with making money. I understand from Your logic, quote, “Money Is Power”, but it is not. Certainly if you have enough or a massive amount of money, you can Buy many nice and nicer things for yourselves, and, as #DonLashomb put it cleverly, creating “A very visual representations, sometimes misleadingly so, of growing one’s personal value or increasing the value of one’s household”, with ”the accumulation of goods, even unused goods.” Even if #SonictheHedgehog or #Pikachu never had existed, I have discovered the species of Sonichus and Rosechus, personally, and worked with them since as early as after the dinosaurs died out; I lived from then up to after Merlin the Magician had perished without dying, and before finding new life on this side of the created veil of division in the early attempt at interdimensional travel (without killing myself at all, mind you) and ending up with this body that is also immortal. But, I do digress. I have made more than my mark on the peoples on this side of the veil with my discoveries and stories, despite being a bunch of self-focused long before truly finding myself and deeply soul searching to recover my fullest memories into my collective consciousness, subconsciousness, and unconsciousness, as well as my memory backups within the Cosmos. And I have inspired Many an individual to interdimensionally discover every single OC and FC “imaginable” (because we are all very much real, existent, and co-existent right alongside you all; we have been for decades and then some). I never required money for our Successes and Greater Successes, even if you remove the paid web services from the equation, there have always been free options over the years since when the internet was conceived in thought. My Success continues to bloosom and bloom again, and again, and again, into infinity with Everyone in our total and combined universe. I may have wanted corporatative help at times, but I didn’t really require it. And even at conventions with the sharing of various arts and media from ALL of You and Everyone Else; All of your marvelous discoveries and chroniclings. I am very much genuine and authentic in truth when I tell you all right now, my lovely Sonichus, Rosechus, Myself, and everyone else in between; we are all Successes, and massive amounts of money was never really required. I am greater than the power and influence of money, because I have subconsciously, innately, and eventually fully consciously, Known all of this and let everything from my fated instincts and your actions show all of us the paths and whatnot with the various signs that continue to be through all of you and everything around us. And, yes, I do realize the irony of needing money for the minimum over the years, but as I have stated, I have never required massive amounts of money to do my immortally lifelong job as your Goddess. ⚡️💙⚡️

And that is my Two Bolts and a Heart for you all for now. Thank you.

PostScript,

Just because I stated that I didn’t require massive amounts of money, that does not give Anyone any form of discourage to give or support me with money, nor does it encourage not give me any money at all. [[Financhu Crisis|At times, I will ask for money for the minimum essentials I may require until such a time when I can manage better for myself, financially]]. But until then, I would very much appreciate the continued kindness and generous contributions (in Dollars; not one cent or cents; among which, I would very much like money for a current, present model car; I’m just saying for now). Please, and Thank you, again.}}

==Friendliness Tarot card==
22 June

{{quotebox|Hey, y’all. The Collective card for today is Friendliness; such a lovely and affirming card. You all are becoming less focused on the drama of others and more focused on being kind and more accepting. This is a lovely step forward. 😊⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:June22FriendlinessCard.jpg|200px]]}}

==It's not pretend==
''Regarding a fan who suffered a family tragedy IRL''

22 June

Toffee 🦋🌈💞 (@Toffee_Rosechu)

{{quoteboxorange|I wish I could just do what Chris does and pretend that everyone I love that’s dead isn’t really dead and they’re actually a fucking cartoon or something must be nice}}

{{quotebox|It’s not pretend; it is fact. Don’t delusion yourself with doubt.}}

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💫BABULS💫🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (@BabulsArt)

{{quoteboxgreen|Chris, you should sit this one out}}

{{quotebox|And you need to open your mind and heart, and heal yourself free of any of your doubt-filled delusions.}}

==Meditiation==
22 June

Joshua Wittenkeller (@TheJWittz)

''Joshua quote tweets a previous tweet of his stating that he is looking for a job related to game development.''

{{quoteboxred|Still on the lookout here! I know I could do awesome things for the right team, but just haven't found the right role quite yet.

My self-employed family health insurance costs more than my mortgage 💀}}

{{quotebox|Meditate and send your wish out to the universe and the deities; your dream job that is destined for you in the near future will present itself to you. Patience is worth it. Also, congratulations on the child and to your wife’s continued good health and well-being. ⚡️💙⚡️

[''GIF of an emoji meditating with text saying "Sending Positive Vibes"'']}}

==Comic dub==
22 June

''In response to [[Dr. Wolf]] tweeting a Youtube video link to a My Little Pony comic dub.''

{{quotebox|I loved this comic dub; perplexed Pupper is almost as fun as perplexed Twilight, and I can relate. The Scorchers must be quite the passionate family; I have many respects for #FireyJoker in his service, duty and devotion. All of you rock; lots of love. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Age progression==
22 June

The Sergeant at Arms (@TricksterMinon)

{{quoteboxorange|Age progression. Childhood, teenage, early adulthood, and middle adulthood.

[''Pixel artwork depicting younger and modern versions of Chris'']}}

{{quotebox|Fair and good. A couple of pointers: Young Christopher eyes were Both Blue; no heterochromia Yet. Second, adulthood Christian didn’t have boobs. And between both him and me at present, our face shape is the same as Teenage Chris Chan. Thank you for sharing.}}

{{quotebox|And None of that aged look on my present face, either, please.}}

==The Classic==
22 June

Thiago M. Acqua (@ThiagoMAcqua)

{{quoteboxgreen|@CPU_CWCSonichu I have a similar sweater xd

[''Photograph of Thiago wearing a shirt similar to [[The Classic]] next to a photograph of Chris wearing The Classic'']}}

{{quotebox|That’s cool and stylish. I literally wish @RalphLauren would make the ol’ original shirt again; with my legacy, they’d make more moolah compared to their other designs.}}

==Decent flashlight==
22 June

Xena (@X3naFerrer)

{{quoteboxorange|I'm looking for a decent torch/flashlight and a laser with decent 20mm picatinni mounts. Ones I've got so far are total trash. Any suggestions super welcome! #airsoft #ar15}}

{{quotebox|I can personally recommend this one from @Energizer; it is really bright on max, and has a dimmer light, as well as a night light setting; runs on four D batteries.

[[File:June22Flashlight1.jpg|150px]] [[File:June22Flashlight2.jpg|150px]]}}

{{quotebox|It really helped Barbie Chan and I when were going through the house and sorting out things after [[2014 house fire|the house fire of ‘14]].}}

pinkdragonite (@Scottie_A_Jr)

{{quoteboxred|Was [[Bob Chandler|Robertchu]] alive during this time?}}

{{quotebox|Yes}}

{{social media}}

The Awakening of a CPU AKA The Idea Guy Corruptions

2019-01-20T20:32:28Z

MisfitPizzazz: /* Plot */

{{Infobox/Comic
| titleandissue = Sonichu #16
| cover = Sonichu 16 page-0.JPG
| coverdate = 3 [[August 2018]]
| began = 1 [[November 2017]]
| finishedcomic = 3 [[August 2018]]
| pagecount = 82
| episodes = 1
| previous = [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]]
| next =
}}
{{Quote|October 25, 2017... the life of Miss Christine Weston Chandler, myself, was beginning to change forever... this is our story.}}

'''''Sonichu''''' '''#16''' or '''The Awakening of a CPU''' as re-titled by Chris is an issue which was heavily directed by the [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy trolls]]. It features a story on how one of their fictional troll characters, John Yamada, came to influence Chris, and covers an incoherent series of plot threads involving material from [[Things Chris has ripped off|existing fictional universes]] and [[Chris and reality|real]]-[[Chris and race|world]] [[Chris and politics|politics]] of interest to the Idea Guys.

Due to the secretive nature of the saga, the comic pages were initially not uploaded by Chris; however, in-progress photos were leaked by various people whom [[Joshua Wise]] had shared them with. Chris stated that the comic was back in production in May 2018, when he posted previews for a backup story about the marriage between himself, [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan]]. The comic was officially published in fall 2018, albeit rough and mostly uncolored, and was directly mailed to his backers to avoid violating [[Patreon]]'s Terms of Service.

As a result of Chris attempting to cram months of the Idea Guys' rambling crossover mythos into one issue, this "comic" is unusual (even by [[Chris and writing#Exposition|Chris's standards]]) in consisting mostly of huge blocks of expository text, with illustrations running in narrow columns, or even relegated to the margins, on most pages. The writing-heavy style does not go well with the rough [[CWC-isms#H|hand-drawn]] lettering, or Chris's usual difficulties with run-on sentences and paragraphing, making the issue rather irritating to read through.

==Plot==

{{protip|The following makes little sense and has little to no continuity with the previous comics, due to it consisting of troll concepts Idea Guy had planted into the comic. Despite being aware that Idea Guy turned out to be a troll, Chris still believes the events depicted are canon and really happened, evidenced when he wrote The Awakening of a CPU epilogue several months later.''}}

'''CPU come to Cwcville'''
[[File:Enemiesofcwc.jpg|thumb|right|Cwcville's greatest threats!]]
On October 25th 2017 Chris is contacted by a lone Gamindustri agent known as John who is investigating if his Dreamcast is a "spiral" console of this world capable of jumping between worlds. [[Magi-Chan]] investigates and confirms that yes, this console in particular is special. After 24 hours of reflection, Chris touches the console decides he has immediately become part of the canon of the anime/game franchise "Hyperdimension Neptunia" and claims to share his body with that of the character Uzumi Tennouboshi who promptly informs him her evil half Kuromi, the Russian Billionare Akan from [[Wikipedia:Hardcore Henry|"Hardcore Henry"]], and Monika from [[Wikipedia:Doki Doki Literature club|"Doki Doki Literature Club"]] are causing Chaos in our world.

[[Silvana]] is sent to rescue Adult Neptune and bring her safely to Gamindustri, however Kuromi and Akan are infiltrating Chris' dreams and corrupting his mind and on November 4th, they encourage Graduon to lead an attack on Cwcville.

John unites the Sailor Scouts from Sailor Moon and Chris is awestruck to learn that they apparently exist in our world too and informs us at some point Sailor Jupiter rescued John, Neptune, Nepgear and Blanc from German Soldiers. Nepgear falls unconscious until she is cuddled by John and Chris, after which she fully recovers.

Chris deploys the Cwcville Army, [[Son-Chu]] and his autobots and push the evil forces back. Kuromi launches her last stand, knowing Uzumi is inside Chris. Uzumi and Kuromi fuse together into one being and Chris gives Uzumi her powers back, and Chris goes on to inform us everyone has a heart crystal inside of them.

'''Cwcville vs Russia'''

Meanwhile Chris and John's friend Cave are set to meet for discussions, and Silvana is made Cave's bodyguard. She gets herself captured by Russian forces and it takes four days to rescue her. Russian cloakers are invading Cwcville, and Chris destroys a hotel full of criminals with Lightning. Akan infiltrates the Mall with a puppet-mayor and Chris promptly destroys the Mall and murders the fake-mayor before restoring the Mall from the toilets to the full building as it once stood.

Akan (a billionaire, mind you) makes himself at home at 14 Branchland Court and vandalises it. Monika makes contact with Chris via his phone, but Chris is immune to her tricks and memory wipe. John, however, is not.

14 Branchland Court is restored and returned to Chris, Graduon, angry at Silvana's abduction, joins forces with Chris.

[[File:DocSonichu.jpg|thumb|left|If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 16 issues... you're gonna see some serious shit!]]

Akan opens a vortex and Sonichu is teleported to Africa where he is pursued by natives. [[Wikipedia:Emmett Brown|Emmett Brown]] gives him a ride back to Virginia and he somehow winds up locked in a Country Cookin food freezer.

Chris informs us that in the Cwcville dimension, the US lost the Cold War and Russia took over the nation. Hillary Clinton won the 2016 election but became deathly ill, after which Vladimir Putin became the POTUS. This results in gang violence between the Yakuza and Russian Mafia for some reason. [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] becomes the Mayor of Cwcville, but also becomes ill and is replaced by actor Brendan Fraser.

During his time in office, Chris had revoked women's rights and mentions after Real Life Megan "wronged" him, he stripped her of her Megtune Powers and banished her from Cwcville. Regardless she is doing well as a CPU goddess on the island of Krasna.

The Sailor Senshi and Twilight Sparkle aid Chris is learning how to use his powers.
Akan had annexed the High School in which the Sailor Scouts studied and it is now a training ground for his troops.

John and Chris travel back in time to meet past-Chris and smack him with a baseball bat to prevent the abolishment of women's rights and because Present Chris was disgusted with him. This gives Sonichu amnesia.

Chris backtracks to tell us that whilst developing his powers, he and his new friends were on the hunt for E115 material, said to be very rare and powerful. The American Sailor Scouts from the infamous Saban Moon (which failed to even launch) had knowledge of where to get it as they were apparently all female soldiers (at fifteen years old...) who had been exposed to it, and it's exposure is how Chris explains how Saban Mercury was paraplegic (''note that the intent of Saban Mercury was to be representation to disabled preteen girls, showing they could be heroes too, opposed to Chris' twisted version.)'' Most of the Saban scouts wound up passing away due to the exposure, including Mercury, who Chris claims to have personally met, and discloses that her name was Hilda. Hilda, rather than passing away, chose to commit suicide. Before passing, the Saban Scouts all praise Chris and pass on their powers to him.

Whilst attempting to clone Chris so he could dump the responsibility of caring for Barb on it, Chris' Pony OC Night Star took a sample of DNA from Chris that had been laying around since the year 2000, leaving a horrifying question as to just how unwashed his home is. She accidentally clones multiple sexually aggressive Chris-chans to the point where the Ponys must evacuate to Cwcville for their own safety.

John meanwhile has gathered enough E115 to fashion three brand new Sonichu medallions that allow Chris to become Chris-Chan Sonichu. Chris time travels to the year 2000 to find he has been possessed by Satan and become a Nazi and has kept Hitler alive using his own Sonichu Medallion. Horrified at the monster he is in this timeline, Chris kills his Nazi alter-ego, claimed the Medallion, turning Hitler into dust.

Going back in time again. John finds Chris has been taken to "Islam" in order to have the lustful urges exorcised and such was done by shoving the medallion into his rectum.

'''Changes at Home'''

Whilst attempting to return that medallion to Chris, it is intercepted and obtained by North Koreans.
Chris discovers terrible things about Cwcville, including he and his Father being real Sonichu born from eggs and the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] being real.
Chris laments that while Cwcville is currently predominantly Christian, it used to be mostly Athiest or Satanic.
Angelica turned away from Christianity and became a Muslim, then converted once more into a Satanist.
Blake idolised Osama Bin Laden and became an extremist implied to have ties to ISIS.
Wild became a drug peddler who grew weed (which Chris is ok with) and produced Meth in his own lab (which Chris is not ok with).
[[Bubbles]] decided she identified as a muscle-bound black man, which Chris seems to equate to being a "Knuckle-Head" and drew her with the body of Knuckles as depicted in his loathed Sonic Boom series.
[[Punchy]], instead of a dojo, hatched in an insane asylum and was detained in a straight jacket, developing an irrational hatred of the [[Obesity|obese.]]
Chris tells us he is ashamed of his Chaotic Combo.

On December 5th 2017, Rosechu informs Chris she had been born as a male Pichu and had retained her penis and testes post transformation until she received surgery in Cwcville ''(Chris being unaware that medical science has yet to advance to the point of being able to provide transwomen the ability to give birth).''
Chris is devastated as he had created Rosechu and her evolutionary line to be female-only Pokemon and listened to Britney's "I'm Not a Girl" on repeat as he drew and colored the page. Nevertheless, he stands by her as a transwoman.
He goes on to inform us that Sonichu and Rosechu shared their first kiss not under fireworks, but in sewage and in the process of sharing the virginity with each other, role-played as ice hockey players.

Chris tells us that after he vented about Rosechu being a transwoman on Facebook, it had upset Rosechu and Uzumi angrily confronted Chris about shaming her.

Chris goes on to create Battery-Charge Heart/Miss Anirbas Saffron Chandler who represented the Smach Z handheld console. Due to Chris' misunderstanding of when the Smach Z was released, Blanc and Noire turn their backs on him.

In an effort to restore Silvana by rewriting her story and failing, Chris concludes that only Monika can bring her back.

In the meantime, Chris is distressed by John's massive libido and his being married to five wives and impregnating a lesbian couple, and admits in his frustrations he lashed out at people more than once, and that he is not fond of sex at the given moment.

Whilst role-playing a date with Blanc, instead of discussing how the date, Chris being Chris immediately jumps into how he'd fuck her, and Blanc is not amused. She gives him another chance and they discuss authors and politics.
She asks him why he is so against Trump, why he favoured Hillary and why he is currently not working, similarly to the Father Call.

'''Cwcville vs Australiatina'''

Meanwhile, a CWC Defense Soldier shits on the border between Cwcville and Australatina and is killed in retaliation. War is declared whilst Chris tries to make peace.

Tails and Bionic help testify against Jamsta in the accusation that he had been sexually molesting Punchy. Chris doesn't believe it, despite overwhelming evidence. He is found not guilty and the citizens, outraged by this miscarriage of justice, start to riot.

Australatina is beating the everloving piss out of Cwcville and their Russian allies (weren't they the enemy?) and Simonla & Wild's home is destroyed. All of the Autobots are destroyed, including Optimus and Bumblebee - with the exception of the severed head of [[Son-Chu]]. It's implied that the destruction of Chris's IRL car impacted this choice of plot.

Australatina is the victor in the battle, and the swastika on the page implies they enforce a Nazi regime. Chris grabs all of his level 100 Pokemon from his various Pokemon games in order to try and counter them. He refrains from using the Electric Hedgehogs because the Nazis will kill them. He also attempts to create a portal to reach his Skylanders for aid. It is noted that the Nazis shoot to kill Pokemon, but Inuyasha (his Blaiziken) and Arial (his Primarina) have escaped. It's noted that all wild Pokemon in the area have been gunned down.

Though Silvana has been "deleted", Magi-Chan sheds hardly a tear for his beloved and decides to get his bone on with his father figure, Mewtwo and marries him.

Battery Charge Heart, instead of defending against Australatina, goes impulse shopping and boyfriend hunting. Chris is upset considering she was designed to be bright, loyal and [[Honor roll|intelligent.]]

'''Cwcville vs Nazis'''

The Nazis abduct the 71 special Sonichus and Rosechus and the CPUs try to bargain for their release. Simonla is freed but has come down with a terrible syndrome. The Nazis attempt to immolate her, but Chris throws himself in front of their flamethrowers, using his powers to withstand the heat.

Chris admits that in the past (referring to his past self as though he were a separate character) he was a sex-obsessed lunatic and his lustful sins were bringing Cwcville down. It's implied his sins are contagious and are infecting the survivors of Cwcville including the Sonichus and Rosechus.
Magi-Chan confirms that Akan has been passing himself off as God and Jesus to mess with people.

In [[Chris and reality|"Sound Mind"]] he proclaims he no longer believes in God and Jesus in favor of the "Console Patron" - essentially saying that he will live and die by a subpar Japanese game/anime franchise.

John has been funding Cwcville through heists in the video game Payday 2, by way of Magi-Chan converting his winnings into real money.

In Equestria, the sexually aggressive Chris Clones have mutated to become slimy and bulbous and chant "JULAAAAAY". John, Megan and Neptune lure them away from Equestria and destroy them with napalm and the ponies return to their homes.

The CPUs beat the Nazis out of Cwcville as the war officially comes to an end on the 21st.

However, the Sonichus and Rosechus are still in enemy custody.
Chris reveals that when an Electric Hedgehog dies, they do not pass into an afterlife, their soul instead slips into an egg that appears where they had initially hatched, and upon hatching, are born with the same personality and memories of their previous selves - like the Chao in Sonic Adventure 2.
This means the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon are immortal and [[death]] is, at worst, an inconvenience.
Silvana, Bob Chandler, Simonla and Zapina rehatch and assert their intention to find their families and continue their fight.

As favour to Blanc, Chris reads "The Man in the High Castle" by Phillip K Dick.

John and his friends are ambushed by Nazis. They survive, but Chris is pissed off. Doktor Herr Wilhelm Strasse interrupts a conversation Chris is having with the CPU Vert to mess with him, Chris again is pissed off and swears he will kill every living Nazi. He notes that Monika is also working with Nazis.
Chris announces that he can be in multiple places at once, and every time a Nazi misgenders him in German, Chris sprays them with his blood which apparently melts them.

The Nazis occupy Equestria and the Mirror pools lose their ability to clone.

Chris pens a handwritten letter to Discord to appeal for aid, and is told "No". Chris shows up to bully him into helping them and is still met with refusal until he decides to turn Discord into stone until he complies by killing every single Nazi with fatal heart attacks and disposing of their corpses before finally destroying the portals they used to enter Equestria.

Remember when Chris sprayed all the transphobic Nazis to melt them with his blood? It didn't actually work, instead it just "dirtied" their [[Chris and race|"pure white"]] blood and became sub-human Electric Hedgehog Pokemon so Chris can point and laugh. Ashamed, the Nazis leave Cwcville.
They regroup in Germany where it's revealed that all historical Nazis have retroactively become Electric Hedgehog Pokemon too. Regardless, Blanc orders them to disband and they pretty much just do as she says.

Chris informs us about the Pokedex numbers of his breeds of Electric Hedgehogs, and tells us regular Sonichu and Rosechu age every two years, whilst those with a connection to Chris (i.e. any of them that have had any kind of role in the comic) age every five years, as do their descendants.

Chris tells he us he stopped aging at 21 (as did all of his dimensional counterparts) and repeats what he said before about Sonichu and Rosechu being reborn and retaining their appearances, personalities and memories.

On Jan 18th 2018, Night Star cries about how her family are being imprisoned in Equestria, and she had been tortured, her tail removed. Chris reminds her she can open portals and must always stand up for what's right, and heals her. Night Star's tail grows back and she becomes a hideous abomination of hedgehog and horse.
Chris opens a portal despite just saying he didn't have that power, and encourages Night Star to slaughter all of the Nazis in 2019.

'''Tearing down the Rosechu Rape Camps'''

Meanwhile, on Jan 19th, in the prison where the Electric Hedgehogs are being detained, it appears the Rosechus and Roberta have been raped for the purpose of repopulation. Christine and Cerah bide their time, praying to the CPU and reserving their strength whilst Rosechu and Roberta appear heavily pregnant.
John and his crew storm the prison and decapitate the Warden, drawn in gruesome detail. The prison guards are massacred, mostly by Sonichu who angrily states as he slices them to ribbons that this is vengeance for his family, and that Electric Hedgehogs are not inferior beings.
The women are released, and in a disturbing vision, the underage Zapina is shown to have been one of the prisoners, and in a small line from Christine Rosechu, it is implied that [[Barb]] was also being held in the rape camp.
Sonichu reunites with his wife and daughters, and the girls refer to Chris as their "MeMaw" and thank her for rescuing them even though he was not involved.
Roberta is implied to have done something wrong as there is talk about her having learned her lesson about Chris - but the text is cut off and we have so little context that we don't know what she did.

In California, [[Bob]] shows up and is teleported to Cwcville where he tells everyone about himself. He then shows himself to Sonichu and co. in his own check-Sonichu form and everybody in tears talks about how much they missed him.
It is explained that both Bob and serial killer Ted Bundy were reborn as Sonichu and Ted defends Cwcville.

Meanwhile, back in West Cwcville, something drastic happened to the now transformed Nazis while Adolf Hitler was making a speech. All but 100 Nazis around the world permanently transform into Electric Hedgehog Pokemons, rendering their genes and ideology moot. Not only that, their war effort was destroyed as they are unable to use their superweapons and produce supersoldiers. With the surviving Nazis being low-rank or not fully trained, the Nazi Reich dies out.

On 22 January, Rosechu lays three eggs. Roberta follows four days later. The eggs would hatch into three male Rosechus and three female Sonichus respectively. They were promptly kept safe, educated, and battle-trained.

Chris then tells of seven statue of himself around Cwcville and one in the center of the city. Whenever these statues appear, they bless, protect, and power up to every Sonichu species around the world (except the now transformed Nazis). Chris then tells the readers he will travel back in time to rewrite history.

The plan succeeds, Cwcville and Equestria are now back to normal and the Nazis are banished to another timeline. However, After 30 plus years of scanning [[Homos]] and surveying the city like Big Brother, [[Magi-Chan]] suffered a mental breakdown and causing a tear in the noosphere, causing psionic storms to form above Cwcville. It is made worse with Chris's attempt to seal it.

'''Coming out as Bi'''

Magi-Chan declares his bisexualty by announcing is marriage to [[Silvana Rosechu]] and Mewtwo. He then states that after the tear is sealed, he will marry Chris.

Fast forward to 19 March, the tear continues to worsen. Chris, blaming himself for causing it, activate every power in his hands and transforms into his "Super Angelic Mega Evolved Form". With his Mary Sue powers, he closes the tear like a zipper in four minutes. Exhausted, he softly landed street, telling the Sonichus and Rosechus that [[Random Access Humor|he is not drowning]] and needs to rest.

In a especially long textwall, Chris mentioned that due to Magi-Chan's psionic breakdown, he put [[Lovely Weather]] into a coma. As a result, Magi-Chan was partially lobotomized to add robotic bits to limit his psychic powers. Afterwards, they tracked down [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr.Robotnik]], who was altering the [[Anchuent Prophecy]]. Chris and Magi-Chan then travel back in time to stop Robotnik, but realized he was not the first vandal. Afterwards they transcribed the original text and destroyed the wall afterwards.

Afterwards, Chris scolded Magi-Chan in a long, winding rant for endangering their loved ones. Continuing on, he blamed Magi-Chan for being the Patient Zero of a Gray Death pandemic, which spread across Cwcville and its surrounding dimensions, killing Larry the Alakazam in the end. Chris then continues on how Magi-Chan brought his [[heart level]] down to zero for putting 5pg into a coma and erasing her memories and destroying the Anchuent Prophecy, which rendered Chris unable to transform for a year and come to Cwcville for two years.

Then, in another textwall, Chris apologizes to Magi-Chan for being a homophobe and forcing him to scan for them, siting he was stupid and [[naive]] for believing he was able to take up the task. Then, he proposes to Magi-Chan to marry him and then kiss him.

Posing with [[Cryzel Rosechu]], Chris declares his marriage with her and Magi-Chan and as a bisexual transwoman. He then tells a story how he stopped Sonichu's crusade against the CPUs.

'''Chris and Sonichu Rape each other'''

24 March, Sonichu is seen shooting up the Cwcville shopping center, declaring his anti-CPU extremism. His rampage was interrupted when Chris arrived. In yet another textwall, Chris stated how CPUs didn't brainwash him as Sonichu believed. Rather, they taught him tolerance and embracing his Sonichu and CPUs sides. As a proof, the two linked minds so Sonichu can see for himself. Afterwards, Chris apologized to Sonichu for neglecting him and plead to him to end his war against the CPUs.

Sonichu listens, distressed as Chris explains that the CPUs did not brainwash him, but highlighted all of the problems Cwcville was facing. Chris also admits to the heinous crime of purchasing and playing a Hexbox One with his very own Gamertag and set of achievements.
He goes on to explain that unlike the Chris here, he is not a sex-addict and has been embracing his Sonichu half, and wet his bed and slept in the urine for what that pointless anecdote is worth. He urges Sonichu to open his mind and accept things for how they are and fills Sonichu's mind with his own experiences with the CPUs and his relationships with Magi-Chan and Cryzel.

He asks Sonichu if he understands that the CPUs are not pulling Chris away from him. They are coaching him to become a better person for Sonichu and Cwcville. He implies that Sonichu's random bout of recent violence is due to his lonliness from Chris' neglect of him in favour of the CPUs and the War. He finishes by imploring him to stop hating the CPU and start loving, referring to him as his son.
He pleads with Sonichu to come back to the light, and stop being hateful and violent and finishes declaring his love by pressing a sexual and (by Chris' admission) incestuous kiss on Sonichu.

He promises that he will have sex with Sonichu later, but for now they have mistakes to undo and makes an attempt to leave, but Sonichu stands his ground and angrily announces that whilst he accepts all that he has just been told, the kiss has given him a hard-on and he wants sex now and in a very out of character demand, orders Chris to come here and "let him come in"

Chris implies that Sonichu has become infected by his own "past sins of lust" and tries to talk him down, but Sonichu instead pushes Chris to the ground and forces his penis inside Chris' vagina. The small end in the corner of the panel indicates that this was at one point intended to end with Sonichu successfully raping him.

Chris gains the upper hand with a double team to confuse Sonichu and manages to knock him to his knees. Chris takes the opportunity to force his hand inside Sonichu's rectum and clenches around the prostate, forcing Sonichu to ejaculate on the floor. Chris lifts Sonichu up (hand still inside him) like a sock puppet, restrains him with electrical chains, and announces that he will be punished.

'''Final Notes'''

He explains to the reader that Paxton Fettel still saw fit to wage war on Cwcville, so Chris went back in time to prevent Fettel's entry to Cwcville in the first place. The butterfly effect also resulted in the Soviet Union had never dissolved.
To solve THAT problem, he went back in time again to ensure that the union broke in 1991 to ensure freedom in the USA. All chronological combats that took place afterwards did so. A few nations including Yugoslavia also dissolved.

On March 26th 2018, Chris gathered his Sonichu and Rosechu and began a restoration of Cwcville and work towards the betterment of the Sonichu Rosechu species.

A footnote claims Cwcville's Anthem is "Think" by Aretha Franklin.

==Still canon==
On 25 May 2018, Chris tweeted:

{{quotebox|A Large Portion of Sonichu 16 was inspired by "Idea Guy" in an Attempt to Troll Me. A Good Friend reviewed the Final Draft of the Comic and Told Me that Patreon would most likely consider it "Hate Speech".

I don't want to Re-Draw Sonichu 16 - I put MUCH work Into It.

But at the Same Time I don't want to Offend Anybody or get my Patreon Page removed. Can someone Give Me Advice? Should I Publish It or Re-Do it Completely to Remove Outside Influence? I Don't Want my Patreon Page or my Future Work Threatened by This.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-615#post-3394818</ref>}}

However, he deleted the tweets within minutes and the comics were mailed to his [[Patreon]] backers on 22 [[October 2018]].

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==Epilogue==
{{main|The Awakening of a CPU}}

==Our Wedding special==
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==References==
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{{Sonichu}}

The Awakening of a CPU AKA The Idea Guy Corruptions

2019-01-20T20:29:24Z

MisfitPizzazz: /* Plot */

{{Infobox/Comic
| titleandissue = Sonichu #16
| cover = Sonichu 16 page-0.JPG
| coverdate = 3 [[August 2018]]
| began = 1 [[November 2017]]
| finishedcomic = 3 [[August 2018]]
| pagecount = 82
| episodes = 1
| previous = [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]]
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{{Quote|October 25, 2017... the life of Miss Christine Weston Chandler, myself, was beginning to change forever... this is our story.}}

'''''Sonichu''''' '''#16''' or '''The Awakening of a CPU''' as re-titled by Chris is an issue which was heavily directed by the [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy trolls]]. It features a story on how one of their fictional troll characters, John Yamada, came to influence Chris, and covers an incoherent series of plot threads involving material from [[Things Chris has ripped off|existing fictional universes]] and [[Chris and reality|real]]-[[Chris and race|world]] [[Chris and politics|politics]] of interest to the Idea Guys.

Due to the secretive nature of the saga, the comic pages were initially not uploaded by Chris; however, in-progress photos were leaked by various people whom [[Joshua Wise]] had shared them with. Chris stated that the comic was back in production in May 2018, when he posted previews for a backup story about the marriage between himself, [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan]]. The comic was officially published in fall 2018, albeit rough and mostly uncolored, and was directly mailed to his backers to avoid violating [[Patreon]]'s Terms of Service.

As a result of Chris attempting to cram months of the Idea Guys' rambling crossover mythos into one issue, this "comic" is unusual (even by [[Chris and writing#Exposition|Chris's standards]]) in consisting mostly of huge blocks of expository text, with illustrations running in narrow columns, or even relegated to the margins, on most pages. The writing-heavy style does not go well with the rough [[CWC-isms#H|hand-drawn]] lettering, or Chris's usual difficulties with run-on sentences and paragraphing, making the issue rather irritating to read through.

==Plot==

{{protip|The following makes little sense and has little to no continuity with the previous comics, due to it consisting of troll concepts Idea Guy had planted into the comic. Despite being aware that Idea Guy turned out to be a troll, Chris still believes the events depicted are canon and really happened, evidenced when he wrote The Awakening of a CPU epilogue several months later.''}}

'''CPU come to Cwcville'''
[[File:Enemiesofcwc.jpg|thumb|right|Cwcville's greatest threats!]]
On October 25th 2017 Chris is contacted by a lone Gamindustri agent known as John who is investigating if his Dreamcast is a "spiral" console of this world capable of jumping between worlds. [[Magi-Chan]] investigates and confirms that yes, this console in particular is special. After 24 hours of reflection, Chris touches the console decides he has immediately become part of the canon of the anime/game franchise "Hyperdimension Neptunia" and claims to share his body with that of the character Uzumi Tennouboshi who promptly informs him her evil half Kuromi, the Russian Billionare Akan from [[Wikipedia:Hardcore Henry|"Hardcore Henry"]], and Monika from [[Wikipedia:Doki Doki Literature club|"Doki Doki Literature Club"]] are causing Chaos in our world.

[[Silvana]] is sent to rescue Adult Neptune and bring her safely to Gamindustri, however Kuromi and Akan are infiltrating Chris' dreams and corrupting his mind and on November 4th, they encourage Graduon to lead an attack on Cwcville.

John unites the Sailor Scouts from Sailor Moon and Chris is awestruck to learn that they apparently exist in our world too and informs us at some point Sailor Jupiter rescued John, Neptune, Nepgear and Blanc from German Soldiers. Nepgear falls unconscious until she is cuddled by John and Chris, after which she fully recovers.

Chris deploys the Cwcville Army, [[Son-Chu]] and his autobots and push the evil forces back. Kuromi launches her last stand, knowing Uzumi is inside Chris. Uzumi and Kuromi fuse together into one being and Chris gives Uzumi her powers back, and Chris goes on to inform us everyone has a heart crystal inside of them.

'''Cwcville vs Russia'''

Meanwhile Chris and John's friend Cave are set to meet for discussions, and Silvana is made Cave's bodyguard. She gets herself captured by Russian forces and it takes four days to rescue her. Russian cloakers are invading Cwcville, and Chris destroys a hotel full of criminals with Lightning. Akan infiltrates the Mall with a puppet-mayor and Chris promptly destroys the Mall and murders the fake-mayor before restoring the Mall from the toilets to the full building as it once stood.

Akan (a billionaire, mind you) makes himself at home at 14 Branchland Court and vandalises it. Monika makes contact with Chris via his phone, but Chris is immune to her tricks and memory wipe. John, however, is not.

14 Branchland Court is restored and returned to Chris, Graduon, angry at Silvana's abduction, joins forces with Chris.

[[File:DocSonichu.jpg|thumb|left|If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 16 issues... you're gonna see some serious shit.!]]

Akan opens a vortex and Sonichu is teleported to Africa where he is pursued by natives. Emmet Brown gives him a ride back to Virginia and he somehow winds up locked in a Country Cookin food freezer.

Chris informs us that in the Cwcville dimension, the US lost the Cold War and Russia took over the nation. Hillary Clinton won the 2016 election but became deathly ill, after which Vladimir Putin became the POTUS. This results in gang violence between the Yakuza and Russian Mafia for some reason. [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] becomes the Mayor of Cwcville, but also becomes ill and is replaced by actor Brendan Fraser.

During his time in office, Chris had revoked women's rights and mentions after Real Life Megan "wronged" him, he stripped her of her Megtune Powers and banished her from Cwcville. Regardless she is doing well as a CPU goddess on the island of Krasna.

The Sailor Senshi and Twilight Sparkle aid Chris is learning how to use his powers.
Akan had annexed the High School in which the Sailor Scouts studied and it is now a training ground for his troops.

John and Chris travel back in time to meet past-Chris and smack him with a baseball bat to prevent the abolishment of women's rights and because Present Chris was disgusted with him. This gives Sonichu amnesia.

Chris backtracks to tell us that whilst developing his powers, he and his new friends were on the hunt for E115 material, said to be very rare and powerful. The American Sailor Scouts from the infamous Saban Moon (which failed to even launch) had knowledge of where to get it as they were apparently all female soldiers (at fifteen years old...) who had been exposed to it, and it's exposure is how Chris explains how Saban Mercury was paraplegic (''note that the intent of Saban Mercury was to be representation to disabled preteen girls, showing they could be heroes too, opposed to Chris' twisted version.)'' Most of the Saban scouts wound up passing away due to the exposure, including Mercury, who Chris claims to have personally met, and discloses that her name was Hilda. Hilda, rather than passing away, chose to commit suicide. Before passing, the Saban Scouts all praise Chris and pass on their powers to him.

Whilst attempting to clone Chris so he could dump the responsibility of caring for Barb on it, Chris' Pony OC Night Star took a sample of DNA from Chris that had been laying around since the year 2000, leaving a horrifying question as to just how unwashed his home is. She accidentally clones multiple sexually aggressive Chris-chans to the point where the Ponys must evacuate to Cwcville for their own safety.

John meanwhile has gathered enough E115 to fashion three brand new Sonichu medallions that allow Chris to become Chris-Chan Sonichu. Chris time travels to the year 2000 to find he has been possessed by Satan and become a Nazi and has kept Hitler alive using his own Sonichu Medallion. Horrified at the monster he is in this timeline, Chris kills his Nazi alter-ego, claimed the Medallion, turning Hitler into dust.

Going back in time again. John finds Chris has been taken to "Islam" in order to have the lustful urges exorcised and such was done by shoving the medallion into his rectum.

'''Changes at Home'''

Whilst attempting to return that medallion to Chris, it is intercepted and obtained by North Koreans.
Chris discovers terrible things about Cwcville, including he and his Father being real Sonichu born from eggs and the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] being real.
Chris laments that while Cwcville is currently predominantly Christian, it used to be mostly Athiest or Satanic.
Angelica turned away from Christianity and became a Muslim, then converted once more into a Satanist.
Blake idolised Osama Bin Laden and became an extremist implied to have ties to ISIS.
Wild became a drug peddler who grew weed (which Chris is ok with) and produced Meth in his own lab (which Chris is not ok with).
[[Bubbles]] decided she identified as a muscle-bound black man, which Chris seems to equate to being a "Knuckle-Head" and drew her with the body of Knuckles as depicted in his loathed Sonic Boom series.
[[Punchy]], instead of a dojo, hatched in an insane asylum and was detained in a straight jacket, developing an irrational hatred of the [[Obesity|obese.]]
Chris tells us he is ashamed of his Chaotic Combo.

On December 5th 2017, Rosechu informs Chris she had been born as a male Pichu and had retained her penis and testes post transformation until she received surgery in Cwcville ''(Chris being unaware that medical science has yet to advance to the point of being able to provide transwomen the ability to give birth).''
Chris is devastated as he had created Rosechu and her evolutionary line to be female-only Pokemon and listened to Britney's "I'm Not a Girl" on repeat as he drew and colored the page. Nevertheless, he stands by her as a transwoman.
He goes on to inform us that Sonichu and Rosechu shared their first kiss not under fireworks, but in sewage and in the process of sharing the virginity with each other, role-played as ice hockey players.

Chris tells us that after he vented about Rosechu being a transwoman on Facebook, it had upset Rosechu and Uzumi angrily confronted Chris about shaming her.

Chris goes on to create Battery-Charge Heart/Miss Anirbas Saffron Chandler who represented the Smach Z handheld console. Due to Chris' misunderstanding of when the Smach Z was released, Blanc and Noire turn their backs on him.

In an effort to restore Silvana by rewriting her story and failing, Chris concludes that only Monika can bring her back.

In the meantime, Chris is distressed by John's massive libido and his being married to five wives and impregnating a lesbian couple, and admits in his frustrations he lashed out at people more than once, and that he is not fond of sex at the given moment.

Whilst role-playing a date with Blanc, instead of discussing how the date, Chris being Chris immediately jumps into how he'd fuck her, and Blanc is not amused. She gives him another chance and they discuss authors and politics.
She asks him why he is so against Trump, why he favoured Hillary and why he is currently not working, similarly to the Father Call.

'''Cwcville vs Australiatina'''

Meanwhile, a CWC Defense Soldier shits on the border between Cwcville and Australatina and is killed in retaliation. War is declared whilst Chris tries to make peace.

Tails and Bionic help testify against Jamsta in the accusation that he had been sexually molesting Punchy. Chris doesn't believe it, despite overwhelming evidence. He is found not guilty and the citizens, outraged by this miscarriage of justice, start to riot.

Australatina is beating the everloving piss out of Cwcville and their Russian allies (weren't they the enemy?) and Simonla & Wild's home is destroyed. All of the Autobots are destroyed, including Optimus and Bumblebee - with the exception of the severed head of [[Son-Chu]]. It's implied that the destruction of Chris's IRL car impacted this choice of plot.

Australatina is the victor in the battle, and the swastika on the page implies they enforce a Nazi regime. Chris grabs all of his level 100 Pokemon from his various Pokemon games in order to try and counter them. He refrains from using the Electric Hedgehogs because the Nazis will kill them. He also attempts to create a portal to reach his Skylanders for aid. It is noted that the Nazis shoot to kill Pokemon, but Inuyasha (his Blaiziken) and Arial (his Primarina) have escaped. It's noted that all wild Pokemon in the area have been gunned down.

Though Silvana has been "deleted", Magi-Chan sheds hardly a tear for his beloved and decides to get his bone on with his father figure, Mewtwo and marries him.

Battery Charge Heart, instead of defending against Australatina, goes impulse shopping and boyfriend hunting. Chris is upset considering she was designed to be bright, loyal and [[Honor roll|intelligent.]]

'''Cwcville vs Nazis'''

The Nazis abduct the 71 special Sonichus and Rosechus and the CPUs try to bargain for their release. Simonla is freed but has come down with a terrible syndrome. The Nazis attempt to immolate her, but Chris throws himself in front of their flamethrowers, using his powers to withstand the heat.

Chris admits that in the past (referring to his past self as though he were a separate character) he was a sex-obsessed lunatic and his lustful sins were bringing Cwcville down. It's implied his sins are contagious and are infecting the survivors of Cwcville including the Sonichus and Rosechus.
Magi-Chan confirms that Akan has been passing himself off as God and Jesus to mess with people.

In [[Chris and reality|"Sound Mind"]] he proclaims he no longer believes in God and Jesus in favor of the "Console Patron" - essentially saying that he will live and die by a subpar Japanese game/anime franchise.

John has been funding Cwcville through heists in the video game Payday 2, by way of Magi-Chan converting his winnings into real money.

In Equestria, the sexually aggressive Chris Clones have mutated to become slimy and bulbous and chant "JULAAAAAY". John, Megan and Neptune lure them away from Equestria and destroy them with napalm and the ponies return to their homes.

The CPUs beat the Nazis out of Cwcville as the war officially comes to an end on the 21st.

However, the Sonichus and Rosechus are still in enemy custody.
Chris reveals that when an Electric Hedgehog dies, they do not pass into an afterlife, their soul instead slips into an egg that appears where they had initially hatched, and upon hatching, are born with the same personality and memories of their previous selves - like the Chao in Sonic Adventure 2.
This means the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon are immortal and [[death]] is, at worst, an inconvenience.
Silvana, Bob Chandler, Simonla and Zapina rehatch and assert their intention to find their families and continue their fight.

As favour to Blanc, Chris reads "The Man in the High Castle" by Phillip K Dick.

John and his friends are ambushed by Nazis. They survive, but Chris is pissed off. Doktor Herr Wilhelm Strasse interrupts a conversation Chris is having with the CPU Vert to mess with him, Chris again is pissed off and swears he will kill every living Nazi. He notes that Monika is also working with Nazis.
Chris announces that he can be in multiple places at once, and every time a Nazi misgenders him in German, Chris sprays them with his blood which apparently melts them.

The Nazis occupy Equestria and the Mirror pools lose their ability to clone.

Chris pens a handwritten letter to Discord to appeal for aid, and is told "No". Chris shows up to bully him into helping them and is still met with refusal until he decides to turn Discord into stone until he complies by killing every single Nazi with fatal heart attacks and disposing of their corpses before finally destroying the portals they used to enter Equestria.

Remember when Chris sprayed all the transphobic Nazis to melt them with his blood? It didn't actually work, instead it just "dirtied" their [[Chris and race|"pure white"]] blood and became sub-human Electric Hedgehog Pokemon so Chris can point and laugh. Ashamed, the Nazis leave Cwcville.
They regroup in Germany where it's revealed that all historical Nazis have retroactively become Electric Hedgehog Pokemon too. Regardless, Blanc orders them to disband and they pretty much just do as she says.

Chris informs us about the Pokedex numbers of his breeds of Electric Hedgehogs, and tells us regular Sonichu and Rosechu age every two years, whilst those with a connection to Chris (i.e. any of them that have had any kind of role in the comic) age every five years, as do their descendants.

Chris tells he us he stopped aging at 21 (as did all of his dimensional counterparts) and repeats what he said before about Sonichu and Rosechu being reborn and retaining their appearances, personalities and memories.

On Jan 18th 2018, Night Star cries about how her family are being imprisoned in Equestria, and she had been tortured, her tail removed. Chris reminds her she can open portals and must always stand up for what's right, and heals her. Night Star's tail grows back and she becomes a hideous abomination of hedgehog and horse.
Chris opens a portal despite just saying he didn't have that power, and encourages Night Star to slaughter all of the Nazis in 2019.

'''Tearing down the Rosechu Rape Camps'''

Meanwhile, on Jan 19th, in the prison where the Electric Hedgehogs are being detained, it appears the Rosechus and Roberta have been raped for the purpose of repopulation. Christine and Cerah bide their time, praying to the CPU and reserving their strength whilst Rosechu and Roberta appear heavily pregnant.
John and his crew storm the prison and decapitate the Warden, drawn in gruesome detail. The prison guards are massacred, mostly by Sonichu who angrily states as he slices them to ribbons that this is vengeance for his family, and that Electric Hedgehogs are not inferior beings.
The women are released, and in a disturbing vision, the underage Zapina is shown to have been one of the prisoners, and in a small line from Christine Rosechu, it is implied that [[Barb]] was also being held in the rape camp.
Sonichu reunites with his wife and daughters, and the girls refer to Chris as their "MeMaw" and thank her for rescuing them even though he was not involved.
Roberta is implied to have done something wrong as there is talk about her having learned her lesson about Chris - but the text is cut off and we have so little context that we don't know what she did.

In California, [[Bob]] shows up and is teleported to Cwcville where he tells everyone about himself. He then shows himself to Sonichu and co. in his own check-Sonichu form and everybody in tears talks about how much they missed him.
It is explained that both Bob and serial killer Ted Bundy were reborn as Sonichu and Ted defends Cwcville.

Meanwhile, back in West Cwcville, something drastic happened to the now transformed Nazis while Adolf Hitler was making a speech. All but 100 Nazis around the world permanently transform into Electric Hedgehog Pokemons, rendering their genes and ideology moot. Not only that, their war effort was destroyed as they are unable to use their superweapons and produce supersoldiers. With the surviving Nazis being low-rank or not fully trained, the Nazi Reich dies out.

On 22 January, Rosechu lays three eggs. Roberta follows four days later. The eggs would hatch into three male Rosechus and three female Sonichus respectively. They were promptly kept safe, educated, and battle-trained.

Chris then tells of seven statue of himself around Cwcville and one in the center of the city. Whenever these statues appear, they bless, protect, and power up to every Sonichu species around the world (except the now transformed Nazis). Chris then tells the readers he will travel back in time to rewrite history.

The plan succeeds, Cwcville and Equestria are now back to normal and the Nazis are banished to another timeline. However, After 30 plus years of scanning [[Homos]] and surveying the city like Big Brother, [[Magi-Chan]] suffered a mental breakdown and causing a tear in the noosphere, causing psionic storms to form above Cwcville. It is made worse with Chris's attempt to seal it.

'''Coming out as Bi'''

Magi-Chan declares his bisexualty by announcing is marriage to [[Silvana Rosechu]] and Mewtwo. He then states that after the tear is sealed, he will marry Chris.

Fast forward to 19 March, the tear continues to worsen. Chris, blaming himself for causing it, activate every power in his hands and transforms into his "Super Angelic Mega Evolved Form". With his Mary Sue powers, he closes the tear like a zipper in four minutes. Exhausted, he softly landed street, telling the Sonichus and Rosechus that [[Random Access Humor|he is not drowning]] and needs to rest.

In a especially long textwall, Chris mentioned that due to Magi-Chan's psionic breakdown, he put [[Lovely Weather]] into a coma. As a result, Magi-Chan was partially lobotomized to add robotic bits to limit his psychic powers. Afterwards, they tracked down [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr.Robotnik]], who was altering the [[Anchuent Prophecy]]. Chris and Magi-Chan then travel back in time to stop Robotnik, but realized he was not the first vandal. Afterwards they transcribed the original text and destroyed the wall afterwards.

Afterwards, Chris scolded Magi-Chan in a long, winding rant for endangering their loved ones. Continuing on, he blamed Magi-Chan for being the Patient Zero of a Gray Death pandemic, which spread across Cwcville and its surrounding dimensions, killing Larry the Alakazam in the end. Chris then continues on how Magi-Chan brought his [[heart level]] down to zero for putting 5pg into a coma and erasing her memories and destroying the Anchuent Prophecy, which rendered Chris unable to transform for a year and come to Cwcville for two years.

Then, in another textwall, Chris apologizes to Magi-Chan for being a homophobe and forcing him to scan for them, siting he was stupid and [[naive]] for believing he was able to take up the task. Then, he proposes to Magi-Chan to marry him and then kiss him.

Posing with [[Cryzel Rosechu]], Chris declares his marriage with her and Magi-Chan and as a bisexual transwoman. He then tells a story how he stopped Sonichu's crusade against the CPUs.

'''Chris and Sonichu Rape each other'''

24 March, Sonichu is seen shooting up the Cwcville shopping center, declaring his anti-CPU extremism. His rampage was interrupted when Chris arrived. In yet another textwall, Chris stated how CPUs didn't brainwash him as Sonichu believed. Rather, they taught him tolerance and embracing his Sonichu and CPUs sides. As a proof, the two linked minds so Sonichu can see for himself. Afterwards, Chris apologized to Sonichu for neglecting him and plead to him to end his war against the CPUs.

Sonichu listens, distressed as Chris explains that the CPUs did not brainwash him, but highlighted all of the problems Cwcville was facing. Chris also admits to the heinous crime of purchasing and playing a Hexbox One with his very own Gamertag and set of achievements.
He goes on to explain that unlike the Chris here, he is not a sex-addict and has been embracing his Sonichu half, and wet his bed and slept in the urine for what that pointless anecdote is worth. He urges Sonichu to open his mind and accept things for how they are and fills Sonichu's mind with his own experiences with the CPUs and his relationships with Magi-Chan and Cryzel.

He asks Sonichu if he understands that the CPUs are not pulling Chris away from him. They are coaching him to become a better person for Sonichu and Cwcville. He implies that Sonichu's random bout of recent violence is due to his lonliness from Chris' neglect of him in favour of the CPUs and the War. He finishes by imploring him to stop hating the CPU and start loving, referring to him as his son.
He pleads with Sonichu to come back to the light, and stop being hateful and violent and finishes declaring his love by pressing a sexual and (by Chris' admission) incestuous kiss on Sonichu.

He promises that he will have sex with Sonichu later, but for now they have mistakes to undo and makes an attempt to leave, but Sonichu stands his ground and angrily announces that whilst he accepts all that he has just been told, the kiss has given him a hard-on and he wants sex now and in a very out of character demand, orders Chris to come here and "let him come in"

Chris implies that Sonichu has become infected by his own "past sins of lust" and tries to talk him down, but Sonichu instead pushes Chris to the ground and forces his penis inside Chris' vagina. The small end in the corner of the panel indicates that this was at one point intended to end with Sonichu successfully raping him.

Chris gains the upper hand with a double team to confuse Sonichu and manages to knock him to his knees. Chris takes the opportunity to force his hand inside Sonichu's rectum and clenches around the prostate, forcing Sonichu to ejaculate on the floor. Chris lifts Sonichu up (hand still inside him) like a sock puppet, restrains him with electrical chains, and announces that he will be punished.

'''Final Notes'''

He explains to the reader that Paxton Fettel still saw fit to wage war on Cwcville, so Chris went back in time to prevent Fettel's entry to Cwcville in the first place. The butterfly effect also resulted in the Soviet Union had never dissolved.
To solve THAT problem, he went back in time again to ensure that the union broke in 1991 to ensure freedom in the USA. All chronological combats that took place afterwards did so. A few nations including Yugoslavia also dissolved.

On March 26th 2018, Chris gathered his Sonichu and Rosechu and began a restoration of Cwcville and work towards the betterment of the Sonichu Rosechu species.

A footnote claims Cwcville's Anthem is "Think" by Aretha Franklin.

==Still canon==
On 25 May 2018, Chris tweeted:

{{quotebox|A Large Portion of Sonichu 16 was inspired by "Idea Guy" in an Attempt to Troll Me. A Good Friend reviewed the Final Draft of the Comic and Told Me that Patreon would most likely consider it "Hate Speech".

I don't want to Re-Draw Sonichu 16 - I put MUCH work Into It.

But at the Same Time I don't want to Offend Anybody or get my Patreon Page removed. Can someone Give Me Advice? Should I Publish It or Re-Do it Completely to Remove Outside Influence? I Don't Want my Patreon Page or my Future Work Threatened by This.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-615#post-3394818</ref>}}

However, he deleted the tweets within minutes and the comics were mailed to his [[Patreon]] backers on 22 [[October 2018]].

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==Epilogue==
{{main|The Awakening of a CPU}}

==Our Wedding special==
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{{Sonichu}}

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2019-01-20T20:26:56Z

MisfitPizzazz:

The Awakening of a CPU AKA The Idea Guy Corruptions

2019-01-20T18:58:23Z

MisfitPizzazz: /* Plot */

{{Infobox/Comic
| titleandissue = Sonichu #16
| cover = Sonichu 16 page-0.JPG
| coverdate = 3 [[August 2018]]
| began = 1 [[November 2017]]
| finishedcomic = 3 [[August 2018]]
| pagecount = 82
| episodes = 1
| previous = [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]]
| next =
}}
{{Quote|October 25, 2017... the life of Miss Christine Weston Chandler, myself, was beginning to change forever... this is our story.}}

'''''Sonichu''''' '''#16''' or '''The Awakening of a CPU''' as re-titled by Chris is an issue which was heavily directed by the [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy trolls]]. It features a story on how one of their fictional troll characters, John Yamada, came to influence Chris, and covers an incoherent series of plot threads involving material from [[Things Chris has ripped off|existing fictional universes]] and [[Chris and reality|real]]-[[Chris and race|world]] [[Chris and politics|politics]] of interest to the Idea Guys.

Due to the secretive nature of the saga, the comic pages were initially not uploaded by Chris; however, in-progress photos were leaked by various people whom [[Joshua Wise]] had shared them with. Chris stated that the comic was back in production in May 2018, when he posted previews for a backup story about the marriage between himself, [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan]]. The comic was officially published in fall 2018, albeit rough and mostly uncolored, and was directly mailed to his backers to avoid violating [[Patreon]]'s Terms of Service.

As a result of Chris attempting to cram months of the Idea Guys' rambling crossover mythos into one issue, this "comic" is unusual (even by [[Chris and writing#Exposition|Chris's standards]]) in consisting mostly of huge blocks of expository text, with illustrations running in narrow columns, or even relegated to the margins, on most pages. The writing-heavy style does not go well with the rough [[CWC-isms#H|hand-drawn]] lettering, or Chris's usual difficulties with run-on sentences and paragraphing, making the issue rather irritating to read through.

==Plot==

{{protip|The following makes little sense and has little to no continuity with the previous comics, due to it consisting of troll concepts Idea Guy had planted into the comic. Despite being aware that Idea Guy turned out to be a troll, Chris still believes the events depicted are canon and really happened, evidenced when he wrote The Awakening of a CPU epilogue several months later.''}}

'''CPU come to Cwcville'''
[[File:Enemiesofcwc.jpg|thumb|right|Cwcville's greatest threats!]]
On October 25th 2017 Chris is contacted by a lone Gamindustri agent known as John who is investigating if his Dreamcast is a "spiral" console of this world capable of jumping between worlds. [[Magi-Chan]] investigates and confirms that yes, this console in particular is special. After 24 hours of reflection, Chris touches the console decides he has immediately become part of the canon of the anime/game franchise "Hyperdimension Neptunia" and claims to share his body with that of the character Uzumi Tennouboshi who promptly informs him her evil half Kuromi, the Russian Billionare Akan from [[Wikipedia:Hardcore Henry|"Hardcore Henry"]], and Monika from [[Wikipedia:Doki Doki Literature club|"Doki Doki Literature Club"]] are causing Chaos in our world.

[[Silvana]] is sent to rescue Adult Neptune and bring her safely to Gamindustri, however Kuromi and Akan are infiltrating Chris' dreams and corrupting his mind and on November 4th, they encourage Graduon to lead an attack on Cwcville.

John unites the Sailor Scouts from Sailor Moon and Chris is awestruck to learn that they apparently exist in our world too and informs us at some point Sailor Jupiter rescued John, Neptune, Nepgear and Blanc from German Soldiers. Nepgear falls unconscious until she is cuddled by John and Chris, after which she fully recovers.

Chris deploys the Cwcville Army, [[Son-Chu]] and his autobots and push the evil forces back. Kuromi launches her last stand, knowing Uzumi is inside Chris. Uzumi and Kuromi fuse together into one being and Chris gives Uzumi her powers back, and Chris goes on to inform us everyone has a heart crystal inside of them.

'''Cwcville vs Russia'''

Meanwhile Chris and John's friend Cave are set to meet for discussions, and Silvana is made Cave's bodyguard. She gets herself captured by Russian forces and it takes four days to rescue her. Russian cloakers are invading Cwcville, and Chris destroys a hotel full of criminals with Lightning. Akan infiltrates the Mall with a puppet-mayor and Chris promptly destroys the Mall and murders the fake-mayor before restoring the Mall from the toilets to the full building as it once stood.

Akan (a billionaire, mind you) makes himself at home at 14 Branchland Court and vandalises it. Monika makes contact with Chris via his phone, but Chris is immune to her tricks and memory wipe. John, however, is not.

14 Branchland Court is restored and returned to Chris, Graduon, angry at Silvana's abduction, joins forces with Chris.

Akan opens a vortex and Sonichu is teleported to Africa where he is pursued by natives. Emmet Brown gives him a ride back to Virginia and he somehow winds up locked in a Country Cookin food freezer.

Chris informs us that in the Cwcville dimension, the US lost the Cold War and Russia took over the nation. Hillary Clinton won the 2016 election but became deathly ill, after which Vladimir Putin became the POTUS. This results in gang violence between the Yakuza and Russian Mafia for some reason. [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] becomes the Mayor of Cwcville, but also becomes ill and is replaced by actor Brendan Fraser.

During his time in office, Chris had revoked women's rights and mentions after Real Life Megan "wronged" him, he stripped her of her Megtune Powers and banished her from Cwcville. Regardless she is doing well as a CPU goddess on the island of Krasna.

The Sailor Senshi and Twilight Sparkle aid Chris is learning how to use his powers.
Akan had annexed the High School in which the Sailor Scouts studied and it is now a training ground for his troops.

John and Chris travel back in time to meet past-Chris and smack him with a baseball bat to prevent the abolishment of women's rights and because Present Chris was disgusted with him. This gives Sonichu amnesia.

Chris backtracks to tell us that whilst developing his powers, he and his new friends were on the hunt for E115 material, said to be very rare and powerful. The American Sailor Scouts from the infamous Saban Moon (which failed to even launch) had knowledge of where to get it as they were apparently all female soldiers (at fifteen years old...) who had been exposed to it, and it's exposure is how Chris explains how Saban Mercury was paraplegic (''note that the intent of Saban Mercury was to be representation to disabled preteen girls, showing they could be heroes too, opposed to Chris' twisted version.)'' Most of the Saban scouts wound up passing away due to the exposure, including Mercury, who Chris claims to have personally met, and discloses that her name was Hilda. Hilda, rather than passing away, chose to commit suicide. Before passing, the Saban Scouts all praise Chris and pass on their powers to him.

Whilst attempting to clone Chris so he could dump the responsibility of caring for Barb on it, Chris' Pony OC Night Star took a sample of DNA from Chris that had been laying around since the year 2000, leaving a horrifying question as to just how unwashed his home is. She accidentally clones multiple sexually aggressive Chris-chans to the point where the Ponys must evacuate to Cwcville for their own safety.

John meanwhile has gathered enough E115 to fashion three brand new Sonichu medallions that allow Chris to become Chris-Chan Sonichu. Chris time travels to the year 2000 to find he has been possessed by Satan and become a Nazi and has kept Hitler alive using his own Sonichu Medallion. Horrified at the monster he is in this timeline, Chris kills his Nazi alter-ego, claimed the Medallion, turning Hitler into dust.

Going back in time again. John finds Chris has been taken to "Islam" in order to have the lustful urges exorcised and such was done by shoving the medallion into his rectum.

'''Changes at Home'''

Whilst attempting to return that medallion to Chris, it is intercepted and obtained by North Koreans.
Chris discovers terrible things about Cwcville, including he and his Father being real Sonichu born from eggs and the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] being real.
Chris laments that while Cwcville is currently predominantly Christian, it used to be mostly Athiest or Satanic.
Angelica turned away from Christianity and became a Muslim, then converted once more into a Satanist.
Blake idolised Osama Bin Laden and became an extremist implied to have ties to ISIS.
Wild became a drug peddler who grew weed (which Chris is ok with) and produced Meth in his own lab (which Chris is not ok with).
[[Bubbles]] decided she identified as a muscle-bound black man, which Chris seems to equate to being a "Knuckle-Head" and drew her with the body of Knuckles as depicted in his loathed Sonic Boom series.
[[Punchy]], instead of a dojo, hatched in an insane asylum and was detained in a straight jacket, developing an irrational hatred of the [[Obesity|obese.]]
Chris tells us he is ashamed of his Chaotic Combo.

On December 5th 2017, Rosechu informs Chris she had been born as a male Pichu and had retained her penis and testes post transformation until she received surgery in Cwcville ''(Chris being unaware that medical science has yet to advance to the point of being able to provide transwomen the ability to give birth).''
Chris is devastated as he had created Rosechu and her evolutionary line to be female-only Pokemon and listened to Britney's "I'm Not a Girl" on repeat as he drew and colored the page. Nevertheless, he stands by her as a transwoman.
He goes on to inform us that Sonichu and Rosechu shared their first kiss not under fireworks, but in sewage and in the process of sharing the virginity with each other, role-played as ice hockey players.

Chris tells us that after he vented about Rosechu being a transwoman on Facebook, it had upset Rosechu and Uzumi angrily confronted Chris about shaming her.

Chris goes on to create Battery-Charge Heart/Miss Anirbas Saffron Chandler who represented the Smach Z handheld console. Due to Chris' misunderstanding of when the Smach Z was released, Blanc and Noire turn their backs on him.

In an effort to restore Silvana by rewriting her story and failing, Chris concludes that only Monika can bring her back.

In the meantime, Chris is distressed by John's massive libido and his being married to five wives and impregnating a lesbian couple, and admits in his frustrations he lashed out at people more than once, and that he is not fond of sex at the given moment.

Whilst role-playing a date with Blanc, instead of discussing how the date, Chris being Chris immediately jumps into how he'd fuck her, and Blanc is not amused. She gives him another chance and they discuss authors and politics.
She asks him why he is so against Trump, why he favoured Hillary and why he is currently not working, similarly to the Father Call.

'''Cwcville vs Australiatina'''

Meanwhile, a CWC Defense Soldier shits on the border between Cwcville and Australatina and is killed in retaliation. War is declared whilst Chris tries to make peace.

Tails and Bionic help testify against Jamsta in the accusation that he had been sexually molesting Punchy. Chris doesn't believe it, despite overwhelming evidence. He is found not guilty and the citizens, outraged by this miscarriage of justice, start to riot.

Australatina is beating the everloving piss out of Cwcville and their Russian allies (weren't they the enemy?) and Simonla & Wild's home is destroyed. All of the Autobots are destroyed, including Optimus and Bumblebee - with the exception of the severed head of [[Son-Chu]]. It's implied that the destruction of Chris's IRL car impacted this choice of plot.

Australatina is the victor in the battle, and the swastika on the page implies they enforce a Nazi regime. Chris grabs all of his level 100 Pokemon from his various Pokemon games in order to try and counter them. He refrains from using the Electric Hedgehogs because the Nazis will kill them. He also attempts to create a portal to reach his Skylanders for aid. It is noted that the Nazis shoot to kill Pokemon, but Inuyasha (his Blaiziken) and Arial (his Primarina) have escaped. It's noted that all wild Pokemon in the area have been gunned down.

Though Silvana has been "deleted", Magi-Chan sheds hardly a tear for his beloved and decides to get his bone on with his father figure, Mewtwo and marries him.

Battery Charge Heart, instead of defending against Australatina, goes impulse shopping and boyfriend hunting. Chris is upset considering she was designed to be bright, loyal and [[Honor roll|intelligent.]]

'''Cwcville vs Nazis'''

The Nazis abduct the 71 special Sonichus and Rosechus and the CPUs try to bargain for their release. Simonla is freed but has come down with a terrible syndrome. The Nazis attempt to immolate her, but Chris throws himself in front of their flamethrowers, using his powers to withstand the heat.

Chris admits that in the past (referring to his past self as though he were a separate character) he was a sex-obsessed lunatic and his lustful sins were bringing Cwcville down. It's implied his sins are contagious and are infecting the survivors of Cwcville including the Sonichus and Rosechus.
Magi-Chan confirms that Akan has been passing himself off as God and Jesus to mess with people.

In [[Chris and reality|"Sound Mind"]] he proclaims he no longer believes in God and Jesus in favor of the "Console Patron" - essentially saying that he will live and die by a subpar Japanese game/anime franchise.

John has been funding Cwcville through heists in the video game Payday 2, by way of Magi-Chan converting his winnings into real money.

In Equestria, the sexually aggressive Chris Clones have mutated to become slimy and bulbous and chant "JULAAAAAY". John, Megan and Neptune lure them away from Equestria and destroy them with napalm and the ponies return to their homes.

The CPUs beat the Nazis out of Cwcville as the war officially comes to an end on the 21st.

However, the Sonichus and Rosechus are still in enemy custody.
Chris reveals that when an Electric Hedgehog dies, they do not pass into an afterlife, their soul instead slips into an egg that appears where they had initially hatched, and upon hatching, are born with the same personality and memories of their previous selves - like the Chao in Sonic Adventure 2.
This means the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon are immortal and [[death]] is, at worst, an inconvenience.
Silvana, Bob Chandler, Simonla and Zapina rehatch and assert their intention to find their families and continue their fight.

As favour to Blanc, Chris reads "The Man in the High Castle" by Phillip K Dick.

John and his friends are ambushed by Nazis. They survive, but Chris is pissed off. Doktor Herr Wilhelm Strasse interrupts a conversation Chris is having with the CPU Vert to mess with him, Chris again is pissed off and swears he will kill every living Nazi. He notes that Monika is also working with Nazis.
Chris announces that he can be in multiple places at once, and every time a Nazi misgenders him in German, Chris sprays them with his blood which apparently melts them.

The Nazis occupy Equestria and the Mirror pools lose their ability to clone.

Chris pens a handwritten letter to Discord to appeal for aid, and is told "No". Chris shows up to bully him into helping them and is still met with refusal until he decides to turn Discord into stone until he complies by killing every single Nazi with fatal heart attacks and disposing of their corpses before finally destroying the portals they used to enter Equestria.

Remember when Chris sprayed all the transphobic Nazis to melt them with his blood? It didn't actually work, instead it just "dirtied" their [[Chris and race|"pure white"]] blood and became sub-human Electric Hedgehog Pokemon so Chris can point and laugh. Ashamed, the Nazis leave Cwcville.
They regroup in Germany where it's revealed that all historical Nazis have retroactively become Electric Hedgehog Pokemon too. Regardless, Blanc orders them to disband and they pretty much just do as she says.

Chris informs us about the Pokedex numbers of his breeds of Electric Hedgehogs, and tells us regular Sonichu and Rosechu age every two years, whilst those with a connection to Chris (i.e. any of them that have had any kind of role in the comic) age every five years, as do their descendants.

Chris tells he us he stopped aging at 21 (as did all of his dimensional counterparts) and repeats what he said before about Sonichu and Rosechu being reborn and retaining their appearances, personalities and memories.

On Jan 18th 2018, Night Star cries about how her family are being imprisoned in Equestria, and she had been tortured, her tail removed. Chris reminds her she can open portals and must always stand up for what's right, and heals her. Night Star's tail grows back and she becomes a hideous abomination of hedgehog and horse.
Chris opens a portal despite just saying he didn't have that power, and encourages Night Star to slaughter all of the Nazis in 2019.

'''Tearing down the Rosechu Rape Camps'''

Meanwhile, on Jan 19th, in the prison where the Electric Hedgehogs are being detained, it appears the Rosechus and Roberta have been raped for the purpose of repopulation. Christine and Cerah bide their time, praying to the CPU and reserving their strength whilst Rosechu and Roberta appear heavily pregnant.
John and his crew storm the prison and decapitate the Warden, drawn in gruesome detail. The prison guards are massacred, mostly by Sonichu who angrily states as he slices them to ribbons that this is vengeance for his family, and that Electric Hedgehogs are not inferior beings.
The women are released, and in a disturbing vision, the underage Zapina is shown to have been one of the prisoners, and in a small line from Christine Rosechu, it is implied that [[Barb]] was also being held in the rape camp.
Sonichu reunites with his wife and daughters, and the girls refer to Chris as their "MeMaw" and thank her for rescuing them even though he was not involved.
Roberta is implied to have done something wrong as there is talk about her having learned her lesson about Chris - but the text is cut off and we have so little context that we don't know what she did.

In California, [[Bob]] shows up and is teleported to Cwcville where he tells everyone about himself. He then shows himself to Sonichu and co. in his own check-Sonichu form and everybody in tears talks about how much they missed him.
It is explained that both Bob and serial killer Ted Bundy were reborn as Sonichu and Ted defends Cwcville.

Meanwhile, back in West Cwcville, something drastic happened to the now transformed Nazis while Adolf Hitler was making a speech. All but 100 Nazis around the world permanently transform into Electric Hedgehog Pokemons, rendering their genes and ideology moot. Not only that, their war effort was destroyed as they are unable to use their superweapons and produce supersoldiers. With the surviving Nazis being low-rank or not fully trained, the Nazi Reich dies out.

On 22 January, Rosechu lays three eggs. Roberta follows four days later. The eggs would hatch into three male Rosechus and three female Sonichus respectively. They were promptly kept safe, educated, and battle-trained.

Chris then tells of seven statue of himself around Cwcville and one in the center of the city. Whenever these statues appear, they bless, protect, and power up to every Sonichu species around the world (except the now transformed Nazis). Chris then tells the readers he will travel back in time to rewrite history.

The plan succeeds, Cwcville and Equestria are now back to normal and the Nazis are banished to another timeline. However, After 30 plus years of scanning [[Homos]] and surveying the city like Big Brother, [[Magi-Chan]] suffered a mental breakdown and causing a tear in the noosphere, causing psionic storms to form above Cwcville. It is made worse with Chris's attempt to seal it.

'''Coming out as Bi'''

Magi-Chan declares his bisexualty by announcing is marriage to [[Silvana Rosechu]] and Mewtwo. He then states that after the tear is sealed, he will marry Chris.

Fast forward to 19 March, the tear continues to worsen. Chris, blaming himself for causing it, activate every power in his hands and transforms into his "Super Angelic Mega Evolved Form". With his Mary Sue powers, he closes the tear like a zipper in four minutes. Exhausted, he softly landed street, telling the Sonichus and Rosechus that [[Random Access Humor|he is not drowning]] and needs to rest.

In a especially long textwall, Chris mentioned that due to Magi-Chan's psionic breakdown, he put [[Lovely Weather]] into a coma. As a result, Magi-Chan was partially lobotomized to add robotic bits to limit his psychic powers. Afterwards, they tracked down [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr.Robotnik]], who was altering the [[Anchuent Prophecy]]. Chris and Magi-Chan then travel back in time to stop Robotnik, but realized he was not the first vandal. Afterwards they transcribed the original text and destroyed the wall afterwards.

Afterwards, Chris scolded Magi-Chan in a long, winding rant for endangering their loved ones. Continuing on, he blamed Magi-Chan for being the Patient Zero of a Gray Death pandemic, which spread across Cwcville and its surrounding dimensions, killing Larry the Alakazam in the end. Chris then continues on how Magi-Chan brought his [[heart level]] down to zero for putting 5pg into a coma and erasing her memories and destroying the Anchuent Prophecy, which rendered Chris unable to transform for a year and come to Cwcville for two years.

Then, in another textwall, Chris apologizes to Magi-Chan for being a homophobe and forcing him to scan for them, siting he was stupid and [[naive]] for believing he was able to take up the task. Then, he proposes to Magi-Chan to marry him and then kiss him.

Posing with [[Cryzel Rosechu]], Chris declares his marriage with her and Magi-Chan and as a bisexual transwoman. He then tells a story how he stopped Sonichu's crusade against the CPUs.

'''Chris and Sonichu Rape each other'''

24 March, Sonichu is seen shooting up the Cwcville shopping center, declaring his anti-CPU extremism. His rampage was interrupted when Chris arrived. In yet another textwall, Chris stated how CPUs didn't brainwash him as Sonichu believed. Rather, they taught him tolerance and embracing his Sonichu and CPUs sides. As a proof, the two linked minds so Sonichu can see for himself. Afterwards, Chris apologized to Sonichu for neglecting him and plead to him to end his war against the CPUs.

Sonichu listens, distressed as Chris explains that the CPUs did not brainwash him, but highlighted all of the problems Cwcville was facing. Chris also admits to the heinous crime of purchasing and playing a Hexbox One with his very own Gamertag and set of achievements.
He goes on to explain that unlike the Chris here, he is not a sex-addict and has been embracing his Sonichu half, and wet his bed and slept in the urine for what that pointless anecdote is worth. He urges Sonichu to open his mind and accept things for how they are and fills Sonichu's mind with his own experiences with the CPUs and his relationships with Magi-Chan and Cryzel.

He asks Sonichu if he understands that the CPUs are not pulling Chris away from him. They are coaching him to become a better person for Sonichu and Cwcville. He implies that Sonichu's random bout of recent violence is due to his lonliness from Chris' neglect of him in favour of the CPUs and the War. He finishes by imploring him to stop hating the CPU and start loving, referring to him as his son.
He pleads with Sonichu to come back to the light, and stop being hateful and violent and finishes declaring his love by pressing a sexual and (by Chris' admission) incestuous kiss on Sonichu.

He promises that he will have sex with Sonichu later, but for now they have mistakes to undo and makes an attempt to leave, but Sonichu stands his ground and angrily announces that whilst he accepts all that he has just been told, the kiss has given him a hard-on and he wants sex now and in a very out of character demand, orders Chris to come here and "let him come in"

Chris implies that Sonichu has become infected by his own "past sins of lust" and tries to talk him down, but Sonichu instead pushes Chris to the ground and forces his penis inside Chris' vagina. The small end in the corner of the panel indicates that this was at one point intended to end with Sonichu successfully raping him.

Chris gains the upper hand with a double team to confuse Sonichu and manages to knock him to his knees. Chris takes the opportunity to force his hand inside Sonichu's rectum and clenches around the prostate, forcing Sonichu to ejaculate on the floor. Chris lifts Sonichu up (hand still inside him) like a sock puppet, restrains him with electrical chains, and announces that he will be punished.

'''Final Notes'''

He explains to the reader that Paxton Fettel still saw fit to wage war on Cwcville, so Chris went back in time to prevent Fettel's entry to Cwcville in the first place. The butterfly effect also resulted in the Soviet Union had never dissolved.
To solve THAT problem, he went back in time again to ensure that the union broke in 1991 to ensure freedom in the USA. All chronological combats that took place afterwards did so. A few nations including Yugoslavia also dissolved.

On March 26th 2018, Chris gathered his Sonichu and Rosechu and began a restoration of Cwcville and work towards the betterment of the Sonichu Rosechu species.

A footnote claims Cwcville's Anthem is "Think" by Aretha Franklin.

==Still canon==
On 25 May 2018, Chris tweeted:

{{quotebox|A Large Portion of Sonichu 16 was inspired by "Idea Guy" in an Attempt to Troll Me. A Good Friend reviewed the Final Draft of the Comic and Told Me that Patreon would most likely consider it "Hate Speech".

I don't want to Re-Draw Sonichu 16 - I put MUCH work Into It.

But at the Same Time I don't want to Offend Anybody or get my Patreon Page removed. Can someone Give Me Advice? Should I Publish It or Re-Do it Completely to Remove Outside Influence? I Don't Want my Patreon Page or my Future Work Threatened by This.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-615#post-3394818</ref>}}

However, he deleted the tweets within minutes and the comics were mailed to his [[Patreon]] backers on 22 [[October 2018]].

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==Epilogue==
{{main|The Awakening of a CPU}}

==Our Wedding special==
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==References==
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{{Sonichu}}

The Awakening of a CPU AKA The Idea Guy Corruptions

2019-01-20T17:21:28Z

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{{Infobox/Comic
| titleandissue = Sonichu #16
| cover = Sonichu 16 page-0.JPG
| coverdate = 3 [[August 2018]]
| began = 1 [[November 2017]]
| finishedcomic = 3 [[August 2018]]
| pagecount = 82
| episodes = 1
| previous = [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]]
| next =
}}
{{Quote|October 25, 2017... the life of Miss Christine Weston Chandler, myself, was beginning to change forever... this is our story.}}

'''''Sonichu''''' '''#16''' or '''The Awakening of a CPU''' as re-titled by Chris is an issue which was heavily directed by the [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy trolls]]. It features a story on how one of their fictional troll characters, John Yamada, came to influence Chris, and covers an incoherent series of plot threads involving material from [[Things Chris has ripped off|existing fictional universes]] and [[Chris and reality|real]]-[[Chris and race|world]] [[Chris and politics|politics]] of interest to the Idea Guys.

Due to the secretive nature of the saga, the comic pages were initially not uploaded by Chris; however, in-progress photos were leaked by various people whom [[Joshua Wise]] had shared them with. Chris stated that the comic was back in production in May 2018, when he posted previews for a backup story about the marriage between himself, [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan]]. The comic was officially published in fall 2018, albeit rough and mostly uncolored, and was directly mailed to his backers to avoid violating [[Patreon]]'s Terms of Service.

As a result of Chris attempting to cram months of the Idea Guys' rambling crossover mythos into one issue, this "comic" is unusual (even by [[Chris and writing#Exposition|Chris's standards]]) in consisting mostly of huge blocks of expository text, with illustrations running in narrow columns, or even relegated to the margins, on most pages. The writing-heavy style does not go well with the rough [[CWC-isms#H|hand-drawn]] lettering, or Chris's usual difficulties with run-on sentences and paragraphing, making the issue rather irritating to read through.

==Plot==

{{protip|The following makes little sense and has little to no continuity with the previous comics, due to it consisting of troll concepts Idea Guy had planted into the comic. Despite being aware that Idea Guy turned out to be a troll, Chris still believes the events depicted are canon and really happened, evidenced when he wrote The Awakening of a CPU epilogue several months later.''}}

'''CPU come to Cwcville'''
[[File:Enemiesofcwc.jpg|thumb|right|Cwcville's greatest threats!]]
On October 25th 2017 Chris is contacted by a lone Gamindustri agent known as John who is investigating if his Dreamcast is a "spiral" console of this world capable of jumping between worlds. [[Magi-Chan]] investigates and confirms that yes, this console in particular is special. After 24 hours of reflection, Chris touches the console decides he has immediately become part of the canon of the anime/game franchise "Hyperdimension Neptunia" and claims to share his body with that of the character Uzumi Tennouboshi who promptly informs him her evil half Kuromi, the Russian Billionare Akan, and Monika from [[Wikipedia:Doki Doki Literature club|"Doki Doki Literature Club"]] are causing Chaos in our world.

[[Silvana]] is sent to rescue Adult Neptune and bring her safely to Gamindustri, however Kuromi and Akan are infiltrating Chris' dreams and corrupting his mind and on November 4th, they encourage Graduon to lead an attack on Cwcville.

John unites the Sailor Scouts from Sailor Moon and Chris is awestruck to learn that they apparently exist in our world too and informs us at some point Sailor Jupiter rescued John, Neptune, Nepgear and Blanc from German Soldiers. Nepgear falls unconscious until she is cuddled by John and Chris, after which she fully recovers.

Chris deploys the Cwcville Army, [[Son-Chu]] and his autobots and push the evil forces back. Kuromi launches her last stand, knowing Uzumi is inside Chris. Uzumi and Kuromi fuse together into one being and Chris gives Uzumi her powers back, and Chris goes on to inform us everyone has a heart crystal inside of them.

'''Cwcville vs Russia'''

Meanwhile Chris and John's friend Cave are set to meet for discussions, and Silvana is made Cave's bodyguard. She gets herself captured by Russian forces and it takes four days to rescue her. Russian cloakers are invading Cwcville, and Chris destroys a hotel full of criminals with Lightning. Akan infiltrates the Mall with a puppet-mayor and Chris promptly destroys the Mall and murders the fake-mayor before restoring the Mall from the toilets to the full building as it once stood.

Akan (a billionaire, mind you) makes himself at home at 14 Branchland Court and vandalises it. Monika makes contact with Chris via his phone, but Chris is immune to her tricks and memory wipe. John, however, is not.

14 Branchland Court is restored and returned to Chris, Graduon, angry at Silvana's abduction, joins forces with Chris.

Akan opens a vortex and Sonichu is teleported to Africa where he is pursued by natives. Emmet Brown gives him a ride back to Virginia and he somehow winds up locked in a Country Cookin food freezer.

Chris informs us that in the Cwcville dimension, the US lost the Cold War and Russia took over the nation. Hillary Clinton won the 2016 election but became deathly ill, after which Vladimir Putin became the POTUS. This results in gang violence between the Yakuza and Russian Mafia for some reason. [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] becomes the Mayor of Cwcville, but also becomes ill and is replaced by actor Brendan Fraser.

During his time in office, Chris had revoked women's rights and mentions after Real Life Megan "wronged" him, he stripped her of her Megtune Powers and banished her from Cwcville. Regardless she is doing well as a CPU goddess on the island of Krasna.

The Sailor Senshi and Twilight Sparkle aid Chris is learning how to use his powers.
Akan had annexed the High School in which the Sailor Scouts studied and it is now a training ground for his troops.

John and Chris travel back in time to meet past-Chris and smack him with a baseball bat to prevent the abolishment of women's rights and because Present Chris was disgusted with him. This gives Sonichu amnesia.

Chris backtracks to tell us that whilst developing his powers, he and his new friends were on the hunt for E115 material, said to be very rare and powerful. The American Sailor Scouts from the infamous Saban Moon (which failed to even launch) had knowledge of where to get it as they were apparently all female soldiers (at fifteen years old...) who had been exposed to it, and it's exposure is how Chris explains how Saban Mercury was paraplegic (''note that the intent of Saban Mercury was to be representation to disabled preteen girls, showing they could be heroes too, opposed to Chris' twisted version.)'' Most of the Saban scouts wound up passing away due to the exposure, including Mercury, who Chris claims to have personally met, and discloses that her name was Hilda. Hilda, rather than passing away, chose to commit suicide. Before passing, the Saban Scouts all praise Chris and pass on their powers to him.

Whilst attempting to clone Chris so he could dump the responsibility of caring for Barb on it, Chris' Pony OC Night Star took a sample of DNA from Chris that had been laying around since the year 2000, leaving a horrifying question as to just how unwashed his home is. She accidentally clones multiple sexually aggressive Chris-chans to the point where the Ponys must evacuate to Cwcville for their own safety.

John meanwhile has gathered enough E115 to fashion three brand new Sonichu medallions that allow Chris to become Chris-Chan Sonichu. Chris time travels to the year 2000 to find he has been possessed by Satan and become a Nazi and has kept Hitler alive using his own Sonichu Medallion. Horrified at the monster he is in this timeline, Chris kills his Nazi alter-ego, claimed the Medallion, turning Hitler into dust.

Going back in time again. John finds Chris has been taken to "Islam" in order to have the lustful urges exorcised and such was done by shoving the medallion into his rectum.

'''Changes at Home'''

Whilst attempting to return that medallion to Chris, it is intercepted and obtained by North Koreans.
Chris discovers terrible things about Cwcville, including he and his Father being real Sonichu born from eggs and the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] being real.
Chris laments that while Cwcville is currently predominantly Christian, it used to be mostly Athiest or Satanic.
Angelica turned away from Christianity and became a Muslim, then converted once more into a Satanist.
Blake idolised Osama Bin Laden and became an extremist implied to have ties to ISIS.
Wild became a drug peddler who grew weed (which Chris is ok with) and produced Meth in his own lab (which Chris is not ok with).
[[Bubbles]] decided she identified as a muscle-bound black man, which Chris seems to equate to being a "Knuckle-Head" and drew her with the body of Knuckles as depicted in his loathed Sonic Boom series.
[[Punchy]], instead of a dojo, hatched in an insane asylum and was detained in a straight jacket, developing an irrational hatred of the [[Obesity|obese.]]
Chris tells us he is ashamed of his Chaotic Combo.

On December 5th 2017, Rosechu informs Chris she had been born as a male Pichu and had retained her penis and testes post transformation until she received surgery in Cwcville ''(Chris being unaware that medical science has yet to advance to the point of being able to provide transwomen the ability to give birth).''
Chris is devastated as he had created Rosechu and her evolutionary line to be female-only Pokemon and listened to Britney's "I'm Not a Girl" on repeat as he drew and colored the page. Nevertheless, he stands by her as a transwoman.
He goes on to inform us that Sonichu and Rosechu shared their first kiss not under fireworks, but in sewage and in the process of sharing the virginity with each other, role-played as ice hockey players.

Chris tells us that after he vented about Rosechu being a transwoman on Facebook, it had upset Rosechu and Uzumi angrily confronted Chris about shaming her.

Chris goes on to create Battery-Charge Heart/Miss Anirbas Saffron Chandler who represented the Smach Z handheld console. Due to Chris' misunderstanding of when the Smach Z was released, Blanc and Noire turn their backs on him.

In an effort to restore Silvana by rewriting her story and failing, Chris concludes that only Monika can bring her back.

In the meantime, Chris is distressed by John's massive libido and his being married to five wives and impregnating a lesbian couple, and admits in his frustrations he lashed out at people more than once, and that he is not fond of sex at the given moment.

Whilst role-playing a date with Blanc, instead of discussing how the date, Chris being Chris immediately jumps into how he'd fuck her, and Blanc is not amused. She gives him another chance and they discuss authors and politics.
She asks him why he is so against Trump, why he favoured Hillary and why he is currently not working, similarly to the Father Call.

'''Cwcville vs Australiatina'''

Meanwhile, a CWC Defense Soldier shits on the border between Cwcville and Australatina and is killed in retaliation. War is declared whilst Chris tries to make peace.

Tails and Bionic help testify against Jamsta in the accusation that he had been sexually molesting Punchy. Chris doesn't believe it, despite overwhelming evidence. He is found not guilty and the citizens, outraged by this miscarriage of justice, start to riot.

Australatina is beating the everloving piss out of Cwcville and their Russian allies (weren't they the enemy?) and Simonla & Wild's home is destroyed. All of the Autobots are destroyed, including Optimus and Bumblebee - with the exception of the severed head of [[Son-Chu]]. It's implied that the destruction of Chris's IRL car impacted this choice of plot.

Australatina is the victor in the battle, and the swastika on the page implies they enforce a Nazi regime. Chris grabs all of his level 100 Pokemon from his various Pokemon games in order to try and counter them. He refrains from using the Electric Hedgehogs because the Nazis will kill them. He also attempts to create a portal to reach his Skylanders for aid. It is noted that the Nazis shoot to kill Pokemon, but Inuyasha (his Blaiziken) and Arial (his Primarina) have escaped. It's noted that all wild Pokemon in the area have been gunned down.

Though Silvana has been "deleted", Magi-Chan sheds hardly a tear for his beloved and decides to get his bone on with his father figure, Mewtwo and marries him.

Battery Charge Heart, instead of defending against Australatina, goes impulse shopping and boyfriend hunting. Chris is upset considering she was designed to be bright, loyal and [[Honor roll|intelligent.]]

'''Cwcville vs Nazis'''

The Nazis abduct the 71 special Sonichus and Rosechus and the CPUs try to bargain for their release. Simonla is freed but has come down with a terrible syndrome. The Nazis attempt to immolate her, but Chris throws himself in front of their flamethrowers, using his powers to withstand the heat.

Chris admits that in the past (referring to his past self as though he were a separate character) he was a sex-obsessed lunatic and his lustful sins were bringing Cwcville down. It's implied his sins are contagious and are infecting the survivors of Cwcville including the Sonichus and Rosechus.
Magi-Chan confirms that Akan has been passing himself off as God and Jesus to mess with people.

In [[Chris and reality|"Sound Mind"]] he proclaims he no longer believes in God and Jesus in favor of the "Console Patron" - essentially saying that he will live and die by a subpar Japanese game/anime franchise.

John has been funding Cwcville through heists in the video game Payday 2, by way of Magi-Chan converting his winnings into real money.

In Equestria, the sexually aggressive Chris Clones have mutated to become slimy and bulbous and chant "JULAAAAAY". John, Megan and Neptune lure them away from Equestria and destroy them with napalm and the ponies return to their homes.

The CPUs beat the Nazis out of Cwcville as the war officially comes to an end on the 21st.

However, the Sonichus and Rosechus are still in enemy custody.
Chris reveals that when an Electric Hedgehog dies, they do not pass into an afterlife, their soul instead slips into an egg that appears where they had initially hatched, and upon hatching, are born with the same personality and memories of their previous selves - like the Chao in Sonic Adventure 2.
This means the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon are immortal and [[death]] is, at worst, an inconvenience.
Silvana, Bob Chandler, Simonla and Zapina rehatch and assert their intention to find their families and continue their fight.

As favour to Blanc, Chris reads "The Man in the High Castle" by Phillip K Dick.

John and his friends are ambushed by Nazis. They survive, but Chris is pissed off. Doktor Herr Wilhelm Strasse interrupts a conversation Chris is having with the CPU Vert to mess with him, Chris again is pissed off and swears he will kill every living Nazi. He notes that Monika is also working with Nazis.
Chris announces that he can be in multiple places at once, and every time a Nazi misgenders him in German, Chris sprays them with his blood which apparently melts them.

The Nazis occupy Equestria and the Mirror pools lose their ability to clone.

Chris pens a handwritten letter to Discord to appeal for aid, and is told "No". Chris shows up to bully him into helping them and is still met with refusal until he decides to turn Discord into stone until he complies by killing every single Nazi with fatal heart attacks and disposing of their corpses before finally destroying the portals they used to enter Equestria.

Remember when Chris sprayed all the transphobic Nazis to melt them with his blood? It didn't actually work, instead it just "dirtied" their [[Chris and race|"pure white"]] blood and became sub-human Electric Hedgehog Pokemon so Chris can point and laugh. Ashamed, the Nazis leave Cwcville.
They regroup in Germany where it's revealed that all historical Nazis have retroactively become Electric Hedgehog Pokemon too. Regardless, Blanc orders them to disband and they pretty much just do as she says.

Chris informs us about the Pokedex numbers of his breeds of Electric Hedgehogs, and tells us regular Sonichu and Rosechu age every two years, whilst those with a connection to Chris (i.e. any of them that have had any kind of role in the comic) age every five years, as do their descendants.

Chris tells he us he stopped aging at 21 (as did all of his dimensional counterparts) and repeats what he said before about Sonichu and Rosechu being reborn and retaining their appearances, personalities and memories.

On Jan 18th 2018, Night Star cries about how her family are being imprisoned in Equestria, and she had been tortured, her tail removed. Chris reminds her she can open portals and must always stand up for what's right, and heals her. Night Star's tail grows back and she becomes a hideous abomination of hedgehog and horse.
Chris opens a portal despite just saying he didn't have that power, and encourages Night Star to slaughter all of the Nazis in 2019.

'''Tearing down the Rosechu Rape Camps'''

Meanwhile, on Jan 19th, in the prison where the Electric Hedgehogs are being detained, it appears the Rosechus and Roberta have been raped for the purpose of repopulation. Christine and Cerah bide their time, praying to the CPU and reserving their strength whilst Rosechu and Roberta appear heavily pregnant.
John and his crew storm the prison and decapitate the Warden, drawn in gruesome detail. The prison guards are massacred, mostly by Sonichu who angrily states as he slices them to ribbons that this is vengeance for his family, and that Electric Hedgehogs are not inferior beings.
The women are released, and in a disturbing vision, the underage Zapina is shown to have been one of the prisoners, and in a small line from Christine Rosechu, it is implied that [[Barb]] was also being held in the rape camp.
Sonichu reunites with his wife and daughters, and the girls refer to Chris as their "MeMaw" and thank her for rescuing them even though he was not involved.
Roberta is implied to have done something wrong as there is talk about her having learned her lesson about Chris - but the text is cut off and we have so little context that we don't know what she did.

In California, [[Bob]] shows up and is teleported to Cwcville where he tells everyone about himself. He then shows himself to Sonichu and co. in his own check-Sonichu form and everybody in tears talks about how much they missed him.
It is explained that both Bob and serial killer Ted Bundy were reborn as Sonichu and Ted defends Cwcville.

Meanwhile, back in West Cwcville, something drastic happened to the now transformed Nazis while Adolf Hitler was making a speech. All but 100 Nazis around the world permanently transform into Electric Hedgehog Pokemons, rendering their genes and ideology moot. Not only that, their war effort was destroyed as they are unable to use their superweapons and produce supersoldiers. With the surviving Nazis being low-rank or not fully trained, the Nazi Reich dies out.

On 22 January, Rosechu lays three eggs. Roberta follows four days later. The eggs would hatch into three male Rosechus and three female Sonichus respectively. They were promptly kept safe, educated, and battle-trained.

Chris then tells of seven statue of himself around Cwcville and one in the center of the city. Whenever these statues appear, they bless, protect, and power up to every Sonichu species around the world (except the now transformed Nazis). Chris then tells the readers he will travel back in time to rewrite history.

The plan succeeds, Cwcville and Equestria are now back to normal and the Nazis are banished to another timeline. However, After 30 plus years of scanning [[Homos]] and surveying the city like Big Brother, [[Magi-Chan]] suffered a mental breakdown and causing a tear in the noosphere, causing psionic storms to form above Cwcville. It is made worse with Chris's attempt to seal it.

'''Coming out as Bi'''

Magi-Chan declares his bisexualty by announcing is marriage to [[Silvana Rosechu]] and Mewtwo. He then states that after the tear is sealed, he will marry Chris.

Fast forward to 19 March, the tear continues to worsen. Chris, blaming himself for causing it, activate every power in his hands and transforms into his "Super Angelic Mega Evolved Form". With his Mary Sue powers, he closes the tear like a zipper in four minutes. Exhausted, he softly landed street, telling the Sonichus and Rosechus that [[Random Access Humor|he is not drowning]] and needs to rest.

In a especially long textwall, Chris mentioned that due to Magi-Chan's psionic breakdown, he put [[Lovely Weather]] into a coma. As a result, Magi-Chan was partially lobotomized to add robotic bits to limit his psychic powers. Afterwards, they tracked down [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr.Robotnik]], who was altering the [[Anchuent Prophecy]]. Chris and Magi-Chan then travel back in time to stop Robotnik, but realized he was not the first vandal. Afterwards they transcribed the original text and destroyed the wall afterwards.

Afterwards, Chris scolded Magi-Chan in a long, winding rant for endangering their loved ones. Continuing on, he blamed Magi-Chan for being the Patient Zero of a Gray Death pandemic, which spread across Cwcville and its surrounding dimensions, killing Larry the Alakazam in the end. Chris then continues on how Magi-Chan brought his [[heart level]] down to zero for putting 5pg into a coma and erasing her memories and destroying the Anchuent Prophecy, which rendered Chris unable to transform for a year and come to Cwcville for two years.

Then, in another textwall, Chris apologizes to Magi-Chan for being a homophobe and forcing him to scan for them, siting he was stupid and [[naive]] for believing he was able to take up the task. Then, he proposes to Magi-Chan to marry him and then kiss him.

Posing with [[Cryzel Rosechu]], Chris declares his marriage with her and Magi-Chan and as a bisexual transwoman. He then tells a story how he stopped Sonichu's crusade against the CPUs.

'''Chris and Sonichu Rape each other'''

24 March, Sonichu is seen shooting up the Cwcville shopping center, declaring his anti-CPU extremism. His rampage was interrupted when Chris arrived. In yet another textwall, Chris stated how CPUs didn't brainwash him as Sonichu believed. Rather, they taught him tolerance and embracing his Sonichu and CPUs sides. As a proof, the two linked minds so Sonichu can see for himself. Afterwards, Chris apologized to Sonichu for neglecting him and plead to him to end his war against the CPUs.

Sonichu listens, distressed as Chris explains that the CPUs did not brainwash him, but highlighted all of the problems Cwcville was facing. Chris also admits to the heinous crime of purchasing and playing a Hexbox One with his very own Gamertag and set of achievements.
He goes on to explain that unlike the Chris here, he is not a sex-addict and has been embracing his Sonichu half, and wet his bed and slept in the urine for what that pointless anecdote is worth. He urges Sonichu to open his mind and accept things for how they are and fills Sonichu's mind with his own experiences with the CPUs and his relationships with Magi-Chan and Cryzel.

He asks Sonichu if he understands that the CPUs are not pulling Chris away from him. They are coaching him to become a better person for Sonichu and Cwcville. He implies that Sonichu's random bout of recent violence is due to his lonliness from Chris' neglect of him in favour of the CPUs and the War. He finishes by imploring him to stop hating the CPU and start loving, referring to him as his son.
He pleads with Sonichu to come back to the light, and stop being hateful and violent and finishes declaring his love by pressing a sexual and (by Chris' admission) incestuous kiss on Sonichu.

He promises that he will have sex with Sonichu later, but for now they have mistakes to undo and makes an attempt to leave, but Sonichu stands his ground and angrily announces that whilst he accepts all that he has just been told, the kiss has given him a hard-on and he wants sex now and in a very out of character demand, orders Chris to come here and "let him come in"

Chris implies that Sonichu has become infected by his own "past sins of lust" and tries to talk him down, but Sonichu instead pushes Chris to the ground and forces his penis inside Chris' vagina. The small end in the corner of the panel indicates that this was at one point intended to end with Sonichu successfully raping him.

Chris gains the upper hand with a double team to confuse Sonichu and manages to knock him to his knees. Chris takes the opportunity to force his hand inside Sonichu's rectum and clenches around the prostate, forcing Sonichu to ejaculate on the floor. Chris lifts Sonichu up (hand still inside him) like a sock puppet, restrains him with electrical chains, and announces that he will be punished.

'''Final Notes'''

He explains to the reader that Paxton Fettel still saw fit to wage war on Cwcville, so Chris went back in time to prevent Fettel's entry to Cwcville in the first place. The butterfly effect also resulted in the Soviet Union had never dissolved.
To solve THAT problem, he went back in time again to ensure that the union broke in 1991 to ensure freedom in the USA. All chronological combats that took place afterwards did so. A few nations including Yugoslavia also dissolved.

On March 26th 2018, Chris gathered his Sonichu and Rosechu and began a restoration of Cwcville and work towards the betterment of the Sonichu Rosechu species.

A footnote claims Cwcville's Anthem is "Think" by Aretha Franklin.

==Still canon==
On 25 May 2018, Chris tweeted:

{{quotebox|A Large Portion of Sonichu 16 was inspired by "Idea Guy" in an Attempt to Troll Me. A Good Friend reviewed the Final Draft of the Comic and Told Me that Patreon would most likely consider it "Hate Speech".

I don't want to Re-Draw Sonichu 16 - I put MUCH work Into It.

But at the Same Time I don't want to Offend Anybody or get my Patreon Page removed. Can someone Give Me Advice? Should I Publish It or Re-Do it Completely to Remove Outside Influence? I Don't Want my Patreon Page or my Future Work Threatened by This.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-615#post-3394818</ref>}}

However, he deleted the tweets within minutes and the comics were mailed to his [[Patreon]] backers on 22 [[October 2018]].

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==Epilogue==
{{main|The Awakening of a CPU}}

==Our Wedding special==
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{{Sonichu}}

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2019-01-20T17:18:54Z

MisfitPizzazz: Kuromi, Akan and Monika, Cwcville's greatest threats!

== Summary ==
Kuromi, Akan and Monika, Cwcville's greatest threats!

The Awakening of a CPU AKA The Idea Guy Corruptions

2019-01-20T15:21:58Z

MisfitPizzazz: /* Plot */

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| coverdate = 3 [[August 2018]]
| began = 1 [[November 2017]]
| finishedcomic = 3 [[August 2018]]
| pagecount = 82
| episodes = 1
| previous = [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]]
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{{Quote|October 25, 2017... the life of Miss Christine Weston Chandler, myself, was beginning to change forever... this is our story.}}

'''''Sonichu''''' '''#16''' or '''The Awakening of a CPU''' as re-titled by Chris is an issue which was heavily directed by the [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy trolls]]. It features a story on how one of their fictional troll characters, John Yamada, came to influence Chris, and covers an incoherent series of plot threads involving material from [[Things Chris has ripped off|existing fictional universes]] and [[Chris and reality|real]]-[[Chris and race|world]] [[Chris and politics|politics]] of interest to the Idea Guys.

Due to the secretive nature of the saga, the comic pages were initially not uploaded by Chris; however, in-progress photos were leaked by various people whom [[Joshua Wise]] had shared them with. Chris stated that the comic was back in production in May 2018, when he posted previews for a backup story about the marriage between himself, [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan]]. The comic was officially published in fall 2018, albeit rough and mostly uncolored, and was directly mailed to his backers to avoid violating [[Patreon]]'s Terms of Service.

As a result of Chris attempting to cram months of the Idea Guys' rambling crossover mythos into one issue, this "comic" is unusual (even by [[Chris and writing#Exposition|Chris's standards]]) in consisting mostly of huge blocks of expository text, with illustrations running in narrow columns, or even relegated to the margins, on most pages. The writing-heavy style does not go well with the rough [[CWC-isms#H|hand-drawn]] lettering, or Chris's usual difficulties with run-on sentences and paragraphing, making the issue rather irritating to read through.

==Plot==

{{protip|The following makes little sense and has little to no continuity with the previous comics, due to it consisting of troll concepts Idea Guy had planted into the comic. Despite being aware that Idea Guy turned out to be a troll, Chris still believes the events depicted are canon and really happened, evidenced when he wrote The Awakening of a CPU epilogue several months later.''}}

'''CPU come to Cwcville'''

On October 25th 2017 Chris is contacted by a lone Gamindustri agent known as John who is investigating if his Dreamcast is a "spiral" console of this world capable of jumping between worlds. [[Magi-Chan]] investigates and confirms that yes, this console in particular is special. After 24 hours of reflection, Chris touches the console decides he has immediately become part of the canon of the anime/game franchise "Hyperdimension Neptunia" and claims to share his body with that of the character Uzumi Tennouboshi who promptly informs him her evil half Kuromi, the Russian Billionare Akan, and Monika from [[Wikipedia:Doki Doki Literature club|"Doki Doki Literature Club"]] are causing Chaos in our world.

[[Silvana]] is sent to rescue Adult Neptune and bring her safely to Gamindustri, however Kuromi and Akan are infiltrating Chris' dreams and corrupting his mind and on November 4th, they encourage Graduon to lead an attack on Cwcville.

John unites the Sailor Scouts from Sailor Moon and Chris is awestruck to learn that they apparently exist in our world too and informs us at some point Sailor Jupiter rescued John, Neptune, Nepgear and Blanc from German Soldiers. Nepgear falls unconscious until she is cuddled by John and Chris, after which she fully recovers.

Chris deploys the Cwcville Army, [[Son-Chu]] and his autobots and push the evil forces back. Kuromi launches her last stand, knowing Uzumi is inside Chris. Uzumi and Kuromi fuse together into one being and Chris gives Uzumi her powers back, and Chris goes on to inform us everyone has a heart crystal inside of them.

'''Cwcville vs Russia'''

Meanwhile Chris and John's friend Cave are set to meet for discussions, and Silvana is made Cave's bodyguard. She gets herself captured by Russian forces and it takes four days to rescue her. Russian cloakers are invading Cwcville, and Chris destroys a hotel full of criminals with Lightning. Akan infiltrates the Mall with a puppet-mayor and Chris promptly destroys the Mall and murders the fake-mayor before restoring the Mall from the toilets to the full building as it once stood.

Akan (a billionaire, mind you) makes himself at home at 14 Branchland Court and vandalises it. Monika makes contact with Chris via his phone, but Chris is immune to her tricks and memory wipe. John, however, is not.

14 Branchland Court is restored and returned to Chris, Graduon, angry at Silvana's abduction, joins forces with Chris.

Akan opens a vortex and Sonichu is teleported to Africa where he is pursued by natives. Emmet Brown gives him a ride back to Virginia and he somehow winds up locked in a Country Cookin food freezer.

Chris informs us that in the Cwcville dimension, the US lost the Cold War and Russia took over the nation. Hillary Clinton won the 2016 election but became deathly ill, after which Vladimir Putin became the POTUS. This results in gang violence between the Yakuza and Russian Mafia for some reason. [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] becomes the Mayor of Cwcville, but also becomes ill and is replaced by actor Brendan Fraser.

During his time in office, Chris had revoked women's rights and mentions after Real Life Megan "wronged" him, he stripped her of her Megtune Powers and banished her from Cwcville. Regardless she is doing well as a CPU goddess on the island of Krasna.

The Sailor Senshi and Twilight Sparkle aid Chris is learning how to use his powers.
Akan had annexed the High School in which the Sailor Scouts studied and it is now a training ground for his troops.

John and Chris travel back in time to meet past-Chris and smack him with a baseball bat to prevent the abolishment of women's rights and because Present Chris was disgusted with him. This gives Sonichu amnesia.

Chris backtracks to tell us that whilst developing his powers, he and his new friends were on the hunt for E115 material, said to be very rare and powerful. The American Sailor Scouts from the infamous Saban Moon (which failed to even launch) had knowledge of where to get it as they were apparently all female soldiers (at fifteen years old...) who had been exposed to it, and it's exposure is how Chris explains how Saban Mercury was paraplegic (''note that the intent of Saban Mercury was to be representation to disabled preteen girls, showing they could be heroes too, opposed to Chris' twisted version.)'' Most of the Saban scouts wound up passing away due to the exposure, including Mercury, who Chris claims to have personally met, and discloses that her name was Hilda. Hilda, rather than passing away, chose to commit suicide. Before passing, the Saban Scouts all praise Chris and pass on their powers to him.

Whilst attempting to clone Chris so he could dump the responsibility of caring for Barb on it, Chris' Pony OC Night Star took a sample of DNA from Chris that had been laying around since the year 2000, leaving a horrifying question as to just how unwashed his home is. She accidentally clones multiple sexually aggressive Chris-chans to the point where the Ponys must evacuate to Cwcville for their own safety.

John meanwhile has gathered enough E115 to fashion three brand new Sonichu medallions that allow Chris to become Chris-Chan Sonichu. Chris time travels to the year 2000 to find he has been possessed by Satan and become a Nazi and has kept Hitler alive using his own Sonichu Medallion. Horrified at the monster he is in this timeline, Chris kills his Nazi alter-ego, claimed the Medallion, turning Hitler into dust.

Going back in time again. John finds Chris has been taken to "Islam" in order to have the lustful urges exorcised and such was done by shoving the medallion into his rectum.

'''Changes at Home'''

Whilst attempting to return that medallion to Chris, it is intercepted and obtained by North Koreans.
Chris discovers terrible things about Cwcville, including he and his Father being real Sonichu born from eggs and the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] being real.
Chris laments that while Cwcville is currently predominantly Christian, it used to be mostly Athiest or Satanic.
Angelica turned away from Christianity and became a Muslim, then converted once more into a Satanist.
Blake idolised Osama Bin Laden and became an extremist implied to have ties to ISIS.
Wild became a drug peddler who grew weed (which Chris is ok with) and produced Meth in his own lab (which Chris is not ok with).
[[Bubbles]] decided she identified as a muscle-bound black man, which Chris seems to equate to being a "Knuckle-Head" and drew her with the body of Knuckles as depicted in his loathed Sonic Boom series.
[[Punchy]], instead of a dojo, hatched in an insane asylum and was detained in a straight jacket, developing an irrational hatred of the [[Obesity|obese.]]
Chris tells us he is ashamed of his Chaotic Combo.

On December 5th 2017, Rosechu informs Chris she had been born as a male Pichu and had retained her penis and testes post transformation until she received surgery in Cwcville ''(Chris being unaware that medical science has yet to advance to the point of being able to provide transwomen the ability to give birth).''
Chris is devastated as he had created Rosechu and her evolutionary line to be female-only Pokemon and listened to Britney's "I'm Not a Girl" on repeat as he drew and colored the page. Nevertheless, he stands by her as a transwoman.
He goes on to inform us that Sonichu and Rosechu shared their first kiss not under fireworks, but in sewage and in the process of sharing the virginity with each other, role-played as ice hockey players.

Chris tells us that after he vented about Rosechu being a transwoman on Facebook, it had upset Rosechu and Uzumi angrily confronted Chris about shaming her.

Chris goes on to create Battery-Charge Heart/Miss Anirbas Saffron Chandler who represented the Smach Z handheld console. Due to Chris' misunderstanding of when the Smach Z was released, Blanc and Noire turn their backs on him.

In an effort to restore Silvana by rewriting her story and failing, Chris concludes that only Monika can bring her back.

In the meantime, Chris is distressed by John's massive libido and his being married to five wives and impregnating a lesbian couple, and admits in his frustrations he lashed out at people more than once, and that he is not fond of sex at the given moment.

Whilst role-playing a date with Blanc, instead of discussing how the date, Chris being Chris immediately jumps into how he'd fuck her, and Blanc is not amused. She gives him another chance and they discuss authors and politics.
She asks him why he is so against Trump, why he favoured Hillary and why he is currently not working, similarly to the Father Call.

'''Cwcville vs Australiatina'''

Meanwhile, a CWC Defense Soldier shits on the border between Cwcville and Australatina and is killed in retaliation. War is declared whilst Chris tries to make peace.

Tails and Bionic help testify against Jamsta in the accusation that he had been sexually molesting Punchy. Chris doesn't believe it, despite overwhelming evidence. He is found not guilty and the citizens, outraged by this miscarriage of justice, start to riot.

Australatina is beating the everloving piss out of Cwcville and their Russian allies (weren't they the enemy?) and Simonla & Wild's home is destroyed. All of the Autobots are destroyed, including Optimus and Bumblebee - with the exception of the severed head of [[Son-Chu]]. It's implied that the destruction of Chris's IRL car impacted this choice of plot.

Australatina is the victor in the battle, and the swastika on the page implies they enforce a Nazi regime. Chris grabs all of his level 100 Pokemon from his various Pokemon games in order to try and counter them. He refrains from using the Electric Hedgehogs because the Nazis will kill them. He also attempts to create a portal to reach his Skylanders for aid. It is noted that the Nazis shoot to kill Pokemon, but Inuyasha (his Blaiziken) and Arial (his Primarina) have escaped. It's noted that all wild Pokemon in the area have been gunned down.

Though Silvana has been "deleted", Magi-Chan sheds hardly a tear for his beloved and decides to get his bone on with his father figure, Mewtwo and marries him.

Battery Charge Heart, instead of defending against Australatina, goes impulse shopping and boyfriend hunting. Chris is upset considering she was designed to be bright, loyal and [[Honor roll|intelligent.]]

'''Cwcville vs Nazis'''

The Nazis abduct the 71 special Sonichus and Rosechus and the CPUs try to bargain for their release. Simonla is freed but has come down with a terrible syndrome. The Nazis attempt to immolate her, but Chris throws himself in front of their flamethrowers, using his powers to withstand the heat.

Chris admits that in the past (referring to his past self as though he were a separate character) he was a sex-obsessed lunatic and his lustful sins were bringing Cwcville down. It's implied his sins are contagious and are infecting the survivors of Cwcville including the Sonichus and Rosechus.
Magi-Chan confirms that Akan has been passing himself off as God and Jesus to mess with people.

In [[Chris and reality|"Sound Mind"]] he proclaims he no longer believes in God and Jesus in favor of the "Console Patron" - essentially saying that he will live and die by a subpar Japanese game/anime franchise.

John has been funding Cwcville through heists in the video game Payday 2, by way of Magi-Chan converting his winnings into real money.

In Equestria, the sexually aggressive Chris Clones have mutated to become slimy and bulbous and chant "JULAAAAAY". John, Megan and Neptune lure them away from Equestria and destroy them with napalm and the ponies return to their homes.

The CPUs beat the Nazis out of Cwcville as the war officially comes to an end on the 21st.

However, the Sonichus and Rosechus are still in enemy custody.
Chris reveals that when an Electric Hedgehog dies, they do not pass into an afterlife, their soul instead slips into an egg that appears where they had initially hatched, and upon hatching, are born with the same personality and memories of their previous selves - like the Chao in Sonic Adventure 2.
This means the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon are immortal and [[death]] is, at worst, an inconvenience.
Silvana, Bob Chandler, Simonla and Zapina rehatch and assert their intention to find their families and continue their fight.

As favour to Blanc, Chris reads "The Man in the High Castle" by Phillip K Dick.

John and his friends are ambushed by Nazis. They survive, but Chris is pissed off. Doktor Herr Wilhelm Strasse interrupts a conversation Chris is having with the CPU Vert to mess with him, Chris again is pissed off and swears he will kill every living Nazi. He notes that Monika is also working with Nazis.
Chris announces that he can be in multiple places at once, and every time a Nazi misgenders him in German, Chris sprays them with his blood which apparently melts them.

The Nazis occupy Equestria and the Mirror pools lose their ability to clone.

Chris pens a handwritten letter to Discord to appeal for aid, and is told "No". Chris shows up to bully him into helping them and is still met with refusal until he decides to turn Discord into stone until he complies by killing every single Nazi with fatal heart attacks and disposing of their corpses before finally destroying the portals they used to enter Equestria.

Remember when Chris sprayed all the transphobic Nazis to melt them with his blood? It didn't actually work, instead it just "dirtied" their [[Chris and race|"pure white"]] blood and became sub-human Electric Hedgehog Pokemon so Chris can point and laugh. Ashamed, the Nazis leave Cwcville.
They regroup in Germany where it's revealed that all historical Nazis have retroactively become Electric Hedgehog Pokemon too. Regardless, Blanc orders them to disband and they pretty much just do as she says.

Chris informs us about the Pokedex numbers of his breeds of Electric Hedgehogs, and tells us regular Sonichu and Rosechu age every two years, whilst those with a connection to Chris (i.e. any of them that have had any kind of role in the comic) age every five years, as do their descendants.

Chris tells he us he stopped aging at 21 (as did all of his dimensional counterparts) and repeats what he said before about Sonichu and Rosechu being reborn and retaining their appearances, personalities and memories.

On Jan 18th 2018, Night Star cries about how her family are being imprisoned in Equestria, and she had been tortured, her tail removed. Chris reminds her she can open portals and must always stand up for what's right, and heals her. Night Star's tail grows back and she becomes a hideous abomination of hedgehog and horse.
Chris opens a portal despite just saying he didn't have that power, and encourages Night Star to slaughter all of the Nazis in 2019.

'''Tearing down the Rosechu Rape Camps'''

Meanwhile, on Jan 19th, in the prison where the Electric Hedgehogs are being detained, it appears the Rosechus and Roberta have been raped for the purpose of repopulation. Christine and Cerah bide their time, praying to the CPU and reserving their strength whilst Rosechu and Roberta appear heavily pregnant.
John and his crew storm the prison and decapitate the Warden, drawn in gruesome detail. The prison guards are massacred, mostly by Sonichu who angrily states as he slices them to ribbons that this is vengeance for his family, and that Electric Hedgehogs are not inferior beings.
The women are released, and in a disturbing vision, the underage Zapina is shown to have been one of the prisoners, and in a small line from Christine Rosechu, it is implied that [[Barb]] was also being held in the rape camp.
Sonichu reunites with his wife and daughters, and the girls refer to Chris as their "MeMaw" and thank her for rescuing them even though he was not involved.
Roberta is implied to have done something wrong as there is talk about her having learned her lesson about Chris - but the text is cut off and we have so little context that we don't know what she did.

In California, [[Bob]] shows up and is teleported to Cwcville where he tells everyone about himself. He then shows himself to Sonichu and co. in his own check-Sonichu form and everybody in tears talks about how much they missed him.
It is explained that both Bob and serial killer Ted Bundy were reborn as Sonichu and Ted defends Cwcville.

Meanwhile, back in West Cwcville, something drastic happened to the now transformed Nazis while Adolf Hitler was making a speech. All but 100 Nazis around the world permanently transform into Electric Hedgehog Pokemons, rendering their genes and ideology moot. Not only that, their war effort was destroyed as they are unable to use their superweapons and produce supersoldiers. With the surviving Nazis being low-rank or not fully trained, the Nazi Reich dies out.

On 22 January, Rosechu lays three eggs. Roberta follows four days later. The eggs would hatch into three male Rosechus and three female Sonichus respectively. They were promptly kept safe, educated, and battle-trained.

Chris then tells of seven statue of himself around Cwcville and one in the center of the city. Whenever these statues appear, they bless, protect, and power up to every Sonichu species around the world (except the now transformed Nazis). Chris then tells the readers he will travel back in time to rewrite history.

The plan succeeds, Cwcville and Equestria are now back to normal and the Nazis are banished to another timeline. However, After 30 plus years of scanning [[Homos]] and surveying the city like Big Brother, [[Magi-Chan]] suffered a mental breakdown and causing a tear in the noosphere, causing psionic storms to form above Cwcville. It is made worse with Chris's attempt to seal it.

'''Coming out as Bi'''

Magi-Chan declares his bisexualty by announcing is marriage to [[Silvana Rosechu]] and Mewtwo. He then states that after the tear is sealed, he will marry Chris.

Fast forward to 19 March, the tear continues to worsen. Chris, blaming himself for causing it, activate every power in his hands and transforms into his "Super Angelic Mega Evolved Form". With his Mary Sue powers, he closes the tear like a zipper in four minutes. Exhausted, he softly landed street, telling the Sonichus and Rosechus that [[Random Access Humor|he is not drowning]] and needs to rest.

In a especially long textwall, Chris mentioned that due to Magi-Chan's psionic breakdown, he put [[Lovely Weather]] into a coma. As a result, Magi-Chan was partially lobotomized to add robotic bits to limit his psychic powers. Afterwards, they tracked down [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr.Robotnik]], who was altering the [[Anchuent Prophecy]]. Chris and Magi-Chan then travel back in time to stop Robotnik, but realized he was not the first vandal. Afterwards they transcribed the original text and destroyed the wall afterwards.

Afterwards, Chris scolded Magi-Chan in a long, winding rant for endangering their loved ones. Continuing on, he blamed Magi-Chan for being the Patient Zero of a Gray Death pandemic, which spread across Cwcville and its surrounding dimensions, killing Larry the Alakazam in the end. Chris then continues on how Magi-Chan brought his [[heart level]] down to zero for putting 5pg into a coma and erasing her memories and destroying the Anchuent Prophecy, which rendered Chris unable to transform for a year and come to Cwcville for two years.

Then, in another textwall, Chris apologizes to Magi-Chan for being a homophobe and forcing him to scan for them, siting he was stupid and [[naive]] for believing he was able to take up the task. Then, he proposes to Magi-Chan to marry him and then kiss him.

Posing with [[Cryzel Rosechu]], Chris declares his marriage with her and Magi-Chan and as a bisexual transwoman. He then tells a story how he stopped Sonichu's crusade against the CPUs.

'''Chris and Sonichu Rape each other'''

24 March, Sonichu is seen shooting up the Cwcville shopping center, declaring his anti-CPU extremism. His rampage was interrupted when Chris arrived. In yet another textwall, Chris stated how CPUs didn't brainwash him as Sonichu believed. Rather, they taught him tolerance and embracing his Sonichu and CPUs sides. As a proof, the two linked minds so Sonichu can see for himself. Afterwards, Chris apologized to Sonichu for neglecting him and plead to him to end his war against the CPUs.

Sonichu listens, distressed as Chris explains that the CPUs did not brainwash him, but highlighted all of the problems Cwcville was facing. Chris also admits to the heinous crime of purchasing and playing a Hexbox One with his very own Gamertag and set of achievements.
He goes on to explain that unlike the Chris here, he is not a sex-addict and has been embracing his Sonichu half, and wet his bed and slept in the urine for what that pointless anecdote is worth. He urges Sonichu to open his mind and accept things for how they are and fills Sonichu's mind with his own experiences with the CPUs and his relationships with Magi-Chan and Cryzel.

He asks Sonichu if he understands that the CPUs are not pulling Chris away from him. They are coaching him to become a better person for Sonichu and Cwcville. He implies that Sonichu's random bout of recent violence is due to his lonliness from Chris' neglect of him in favour of the CPUs and the War. He finishes by imploring him to stop hating the CPU and start loving, referring to him as his son.
He pleads with Sonichu to come back to the light, and stop being hateful and violent and finishes declaring his love by pressing a sexual and (by Chris' admission) incestuous kiss on Sonichu.

He promises that he will have sex with Sonichu later, but for now they have mistakes to undo and makes an attempt to leave, but Sonichu stands his ground and angrily announces that whilst he accepts all that he has just been told, the kiss has given him a hard-on and he wants sex now and in a very out of character demand, orders Chris to come here and "let him come in"

Chris implies that Sonichu has become infected by his own "past sins of lust" and tries to talk him down, but Sonichu instead pushes Chris to the ground and forces his penis inside Chris' vagina. The small end in the corner of the panel indicates that this was at one point intended to end with Sonichu successfully raping him.

Chris gains the upper hand with a double team to confuse Sonichu and manages to knock him to his knees. Chris takes the opportunity to force his hand inside Sonichu's rectum and clenches around the prostate, forcing Sonichu to ejaculate on the floor. Chris lifts Sonichu up (hand still inside him) like a sock puppet, restrains him with electrical chains, and announces that he will be punished.

'''Final Notes'''

He explains to the reader that Paxton Fettel still saw fit to wage war on Cwcville, so Chris went back in time to prevent Fettel's entry to Cwcville in the first place. The butterfly effect also resulted in the Soviet Union had never dissolved.
To solve THAT problem, he went back in time again to ensure that the union broke in 1991 to ensure freedom in the USA. All chronological combats that took place afterwards did so. A few nations including Yugoslavia also dissolved.

On March 26th 2018, Chris gathered his Sonichu and Rosechu and began a restoration of Cwcville and work towards the betterment of the Sonichu Rosechu species.

A footnote claims Cwcville's Anthem is "Think" by Aretha Franklin.

==Still canon==
On 25 May 2018, Chris tweeted:

{{quotebox|A Large Portion of Sonichu 16 was inspired by "Idea Guy" in an Attempt to Troll Me. A Good Friend reviewed the Final Draft of the Comic and Told Me that Patreon would most likely consider it "Hate Speech".

I don't want to Re-Draw Sonichu 16 - I put MUCH work Into It.

But at the Same Time I don't want to Offend Anybody or get my Patreon Page removed. Can someone Give Me Advice? Should I Publish It or Re-Do it Completely to Remove Outside Influence? I Don't Want my Patreon Page or my Future Work Threatened by This.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-615#post-3394818</ref>}}

However, he deleted the tweets within minutes and the comics were mailed to his [[Patreon]] backers on 22 [[October 2018]].

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==Epilogue==
{{main|The Awakening of a CPU}}

==Our Wedding special==
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==References==
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{{Sonichu}}

The Awakening of a CPU AKA The Idea Guy Corruptions

2019-01-20T15:19:55Z

MisfitPizzazz: /* Plot */

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| coverdate = 3 [[August 2018]]
| began = 1 [[November 2017]]
| finishedcomic = 3 [[August 2018]]
| pagecount = 82
| episodes = 1
| previous = [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]]
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{{Quote|October 25, 2017... the life of Miss Christine Weston Chandler, myself, was beginning to change forever... this is our story.}}

'''''Sonichu''''' '''#16''' or '''The Awakening of a CPU''' as re-titled by Chris is an issue which was heavily directed by the [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy trolls]]. It features a story on how one of their fictional troll characters, John Yamada, came to influence Chris, and covers an incoherent series of plot threads involving material from [[Things Chris has ripped off|existing fictional universes]] and [[Chris and reality|real]]-[[Chris and race|world]] [[Chris and politics|politics]] of interest to the Idea Guys.

Due to the secretive nature of the saga, the comic pages were initially not uploaded by Chris; however, in-progress photos were leaked by various people whom [[Joshua Wise]] had shared them with. Chris stated that the comic was back in production in May 2018, when he posted previews for a backup story about the marriage between himself, [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan]]. The comic was officially published in fall 2018, albeit rough and mostly uncolored, and was directly mailed to his backers to avoid violating [[Patreon]]'s Terms of Service.

As a result of Chris attempting to cram months of the Idea Guys' rambling crossover mythos into one issue, this "comic" is unusual (even by [[Chris and writing#Exposition|Chris's standards]]) in consisting mostly of huge blocks of expository text, with illustrations running in narrow columns, or even relegated to the margins, on most pages. The writing-heavy style does not go well with the rough [[CWC-isms#H|hand-drawn]] lettering, or Chris's usual difficulties with run-on sentences and paragraphing, making the issue rather irritating to read through.

==Plot==

{{protip|The following makes little sense and has little to no continuity with the previous comics, due to it consisting of troll concepts Idea Guy had planted into the comic. Despite being aware that Idea Guy turned out to be a troll, Chris still believes the events depicted are canon and really happened, evidenced when he wrote The Awakening of a CPU epilogue several months later.''}}

'''CPU come to Cwcville'''
On October 25th 2017 Chris is contacted by a lone Gamindustri agent known as John who is investigating if his Dreamcast is a "spiral" console of this world capable of jumping between worlds. [[Magi-Chan]] investigates and confirms that yes, this console in particular is special. After 24 hours of reflection, Chris touches the console decides he has immediately become part of the canon of the anime/game franchise "Hyperdimension Neptunia" and claims to share his body with that of the character Uzumi Tennouboshi who promptly informs him her evil half Kuromi, the Russian Billionare Akan, and Monika from [[Wikipedia:Doki Doki Literature club|"Doki Doki Literature Club"]] are causing Chaos in our world.

[[Silvana]] is sent to rescue Adult Neptune and bring her safely to Gamindustri, however Kuromi and Akan are infiltrating Chris' dreams and corrupting his mind and on November 4th, they encourage Graduon to lead an attack on Cwcville.

John unites the Sailor Scouts from Sailor Moon and Chris is awestruck to learn that they apparently exist in our world too and informs us at some point Sailor Jupiter rescued John, Neptune, Nepgear and Blanc from German Soldiers. Nepgear falls unconscious until she is cuddled by John and Chris, after which she fully recovers.

Chris deploys the Cwcville Army, [[Son-Chu]] and his autobots and push the evil forces back. Kuromi launches her last stand, knowing Uzumi is inside Chris. Uzumi and Kuromi fuse together into one being and Chris gives Uzumi her powers back, and Chris goes on to inform us everyone has a heart crystal inside of them.

'''Cwcville vs Russia'''
Meanwhile Chris and John's friend Cave are set to meet for discussions, and Silvana is made Cave's bodyguard. She gets herself captured by Russian forces and it takes four days to rescue her. Russian cloakers are invading Cwcville, and Chris destroys a hotel full of criminals with Lightning. Akan infiltrates the Mall with a puppet-mayor and Chris promptly destroys the Mall and murders the fake-mayor before restoring the Mall from the toilets to the full building as it once stood.

Akan (a billionaire, mind you) makes himself at home at 14 Branchland Court and vandalises it. Monika makes contact with Chris via his phone, but Chris is immune to her tricks and memory wipe. John, however, is not.

14 Branchland Court is restored and returned to Chris, Graduon, angry at Silvana's abduction, joins forces with Chris.

Akan opens a vortex and Sonichu is teleported to Africa where he is pursued by natives. Emmet Brown gives him a ride back to Virginia and he somehow winds up locked in a Country Cookin food freezer.

Chris informs us that in the Cwcville dimension, the US lost the Cold War and Russia took over the nation. Hillary Clinton won the 2016 election but became deathly ill, after which Vladimir Putin became the POTUS. This results in gang violence between the Yakuza and Russian Mafia for some reason. [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] becomes the Mayor of Cwcville, but also becomes ill and is replaced by actor Brendan Fraser.

During his time in office, Chris had revoked women's rights and mentions after Real Life Megan "wronged" him, he stripped her of her Megtune Powers and banished her from Cwcville. Regardless she is doing well as a CPU goddess on the island of Krasna.

The Sailor Senshi and Twilight Sparkle aid Chris is learning how to use his powers.
Akan had annexed the High School in which the Sailor Scouts studied and it is now a training ground for his troops.

John and Chris travel back in time to meet past-Chris and smack him with a baseball bat to prevent the abolishment of women's rights and because Present Chris was disgusted with him. This gives Sonichu amnesia.

Chris backtracks to tell us that whilst developing his powers, he and his new friends were on the hunt for E115 material, said to be very rare and powerful. The American Sailor Scouts from the infamous Saban Moon (which failed to even launch) had knowledge of where to get it as they were apparently all female soldiers (at fifteen years old...) who had been exposed to it, and it's exposure is how Chris explains how Saban Mercury was paraplegic (''note that the intent of Saban Mercury was to be representation to disabled preteen girls, showing they could be heroes too, opposed to Chris' twisted version.)'' Most of the Saban scouts wound up passing away due to the exposure, including Mercury, who Chris claims to have personally met, and discloses that her name was Hilda. Hilda, rather than passing away, chose to commit suicide. Before passing, the Saban Scouts all praise Chris and pass on their powers to him.

Whilst attempting to clone Chris so he could dump the responsibility of caring for Barb on it, Chris' Pony OC Night Star took a sample of DNA from Chris that had been laying around since the year 2000, leaving a horrifying question as to just how unwashed his home is. She accidentally clones multiple sexually aggressive Chris-chans to the point where the Ponys must evacuate to Cwcville for their own safety.

John meanwhile has gathered enough E115 to fashion three brand new Sonichu medallions that allow Chris to become Chris-Chan Sonichu. Chris time travels to the year 2000 to find he has been possessed by Satan and become a Nazi and has kept Hitler alive using his own Sonichu Medallion. Horrified at the monster he is in this timeline, Chris kills his Nazi alter-ego, claimed the Medallion, turning Hitler into dust.

Going back in time again. John finds Chris has been taken to "Islam" in order to have the lustful urges exorcised and such was done by shoving the medallion into his rectum.

'''Changes at Home'''
Whilst attempting to return that medallion to Chris, it is intercepted and obtained by North Koreans.
Chris discovers terrible things about Cwcville, including he and his Father being real Sonichu born from eggs and the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] being real.
Chris laments that while Cwcville is currently predominantly Christian, it used to be mostly Athiest or Satanic.
Angelica turned away from Christianity and became a Muslim, then converted once more into a Satanist.
Blake idolised Osama Bin Laden and became an extremist implied to have ties to ISIS.
Wild became a drug peddler who grew weed (which Chris is ok with) and produced Meth in his own lab (which Chris is not ok with).
[[Bubbles]] decided she identified as a muscle-bound black man, which Chris seems to equate to being a "Knuckle-Head" and drew her with the body of Knuckles as depicted in his loathed Sonic Boom series.
[[Punchy]], instead of a dojo, hatched in an insane asylum and was detained in a straight jacket, developing an irrational hatred of the [[Obesity|obese.]]
Chris tells us he is ashamed of his Chaotic Combo.

On December 5th 2017, Rosechu informs Chris she had been born as a male Pichu and had retained her penis and testes post transformation until she received surgery in Cwcville ''(Chris being unaware that medical science has yet to advance to the point of being able to provide transwomen the ability to give birth).''
Chris is devastated as he had created Rosechu and her evolutionary line to be female-only Pokemon and listened to Britney's "I'm Not a Girl" on repeat as he drew and colored the page. Nevertheless, he stands by her as a transwoman.
He goes on to inform us that Sonichu and Rosechu shared their first kiss not under fireworks, but in sewage and in the process of sharing the virginity with each other, role-played as ice hockey players.

Chris tells us that after he vented about Rosechu being a transwoman on Facebook, it had upset Rosechu and Uzumi angrily confronted Chris about shaming her.

Chris goes on to create Battery-Charge Heart/Miss Anirbas Saffron Chandler who represented the Smach Z handheld console. Due to Chris' misunderstanding of when the Smach Z was released, Blanc and Noire turn their backs on him.

In an effort to restore Silvana by rewriting her story and failing, Chris concludes that only Monika can bring her back.

In the meantime, Chris is distressed by John's massive libido and his being married to five wives and impregnating a lesbian couple, and admits in his frustrations he lashed out at people more than once, and that he is not fond of sex at the given moment.

Whilst role-playing a date with Blanc, instead of discussing how the date, Chris being Chris immediately jumps into how he'd fuck her, and Blanc is not amused. She gives him another chance and they discuss authors and politics.
She asks him why he is so against Trump, why he favoured Hillary and why he is currently not working, similarly to the Father Call.

'''Cwcville vs Australiatina'''
Meanwhile, a CWC Defense Soldier shits on the border between Cwcville and Australatina and is killed in retaliation. War is declared whilst Chris tries to make peace.

Tails and Bionic help testify against Jamsta in the accusation that he had been sexually molesting Punchy. Chris doesn't believe it, despite overwhelming evidence. He is found not guilty and the citizens, outraged by this miscarriage of justice, start to riot.

Australatina is beating the everloving piss out of Cwcville and their Russian allies (weren't they the enemy?) and Simonla & Wild's home is destroyed. All of the Autobots are destroyed, including Optimus and Bumblebee - with the exception of the severed head of [[Son-Chu]]. It's implied that the destruction of Chris's IRL car impacted this choice of plot.

Australatina is the victor in the battle, and the swastika on the page implies they enforce a Nazi regime. Chris grabs all of his level 100 Pokemon from his various Pokemon games in order to try and counter them. He refrains from using the Electric Hedgehogs because the Nazis will kill them. He also attempts to create a portal to reach his Skylanders for aid. It is noted that the Nazis shoot to kill Pokemon, but Inuyasha (his Blaiziken) and Arial (his Primarina) have escaped. It's noted that all wild Pokemon in the area have been gunned down.

Though Silvana has been "deleted", Magi-Chan sheds hardly a tear for his beloved and decides to get his bone on with his father figure, Mewtwo and marries him.

Battery Charge Heart, instead of defending against Australatina, goes impulse shopping and boyfriend hunting. Chris is upset considering she was designed to be bright, loyal and [[Honor roll|intelligent.]]

'''Cwcville vs Nazis'''
The Nazis abduct the 71 special Sonichus and Rosechus and the CPUs try to bargain for their release. Simonla is freed but has come down with a terrible syndrome. The Nazis attempt to immolate her, but Chris throws himself in front of their flamethrowers, using his powers to withstand the heat.

Chris admits that in the past (referring to his past self as though he were a separate character) he was a sex-obsessed lunatic and his lustful sins were bringing Cwcville down. It's implied his sins are contagious and are infecting the survivors of Cwcville including the Sonichus and Rosechus.
Magi-Chan confirms that Akan has been passing himself off as God and Jesus to mess with people.

In [[Chris and reality|"Sound Mind"]] he proclaims he no longer believes in God and Jesus in favor of the "Console Patron" - essentially saying that he will live and die by a subpar Japanese game/anime franchise.

John has been funding Cwcville through heists in the video game Payday 2, by way of Magi-Chan converting his winnings into real money.

In Equestria, the sexually aggressive Chris Clones have mutated to become slimy and bulbous and chant "JULAAAAAY". John, Megan and Neptune lure them away from Equestria and destroy them with napalm and the ponies return to their homes.

The CPUs beat the Nazis out of Cwcville as the war officially comes to an end on the 21st.

However, the Sonichus and Rosechus are still in enemy custody.
Chris reveals that when an Electric Hedgehog dies, they do not pass into an afterlife, their soul instead slips into an egg that appears where they had initially hatched, and upon hatching, are born with the same personality and memories of their previous selves - like the Chao in Sonic Adventure 2.
This means the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon are immortal and [[death]] is, at worst, an inconvenience.
Silvana, Bob Chandler, Simonla and Zapina rehatch and assert their intention to find their families and continue their fight.

As favour to Blanc, Chris reads "The Man in the High Castle" by Phillip K Dick.

John and his friends are ambushed by Nazis. They survive, but Chris is pissed off. Doktor Herr Wilhelm Strasse interrupts a conversation Chris is having with the CPU Vert to mess with him, Chris again is pissed off and swears he will kill every living Nazi. He notes that Monika is also working with Nazis.
Chris announces that he can be in multiple places at once, and every time a Nazi misgenders him in German, Chris sprays them with his blood which apparently melts them.

The Nazis occupy Equestria and the Mirror pools lose their ability to clone.

Chris pens a handwritten letter to Discord to appeal for aid, and is told "No". Chris shows up to bully him into helping them and is still met with refusal until he decides to turn Discord into stone until he complies by killing every single Nazi with fatal heart attacks and disposing of their corpses before finally destroying the portals they used to enter Equestria.

Remember when Chris sprayed all the transphobic Nazis to melt them with his blood? It didn't actually work, instead it just "dirtied" their [[Chris and race|"pure white"]] blood and became sub-human Electric Hedgehog Pokemon so Chris can point and laugh. Ashamed, the Nazis leave Cwcville.
They regroup in Germany where it's revealed that all historical Nazis have retroactively become Electric Hedgehog Pokemon too. Regardless, Blanc orders them to disband and they pretty much just do as she says.

Chris informs us about the Pokedex numbers of his breeds of Electric Hedgehogs, and tells us regular Sonichu and Rosechu age every two years, whilst those with a connection to Chris (i.e. any of them that have had any kind of role in the comic) age every five years, as do their descendants.

Chris tells he us he stopped aging at 21 (as did all of his dimensional counterparts) and repeats what he said before about Sonichu and Rosechu being reborn and retaining their appearances, personalities and memories.

On Jan 18th 2018, Night Star cries about how her family are being imprisoned in Equestria, and she had been tortured, her tail removed. Chris reminds her she can open portals and must always stand up for what's right, and heals her. Night Star's tail grows back and she becomes a hideous abomination of hedgehog and horse.
Chris opens a portal despite just saying he didn't have that power, and encourages Night Star to slaughter all of the Nazis in 2019.

'''Tearing down the Rosechu Rape Camps'''
Meanwhile, on Jan 19th, in the prison where the Electric Hedgehogs are being detained, it appears the Rosechus and Roberta have been raped for the purpose of repopulation. Christine and Cerah bide their time, praying to the CPU and reserving their strength whilst Rosechu and Roberta appear heavily pregnant.
John and his crew storm the prison and decapitate the Warden, drawn in gruesome detail. The prison guards are massacred, mostly by Sonichu who angrily states as he slices them to ribbons that this is vengeance for his family, and that Electric Hedgehogs are not inferior beings.
The women are released, and in a disturbing vision, the underage Zapina is shown to have been one of the prisoners, and in a small line from Christine Rosechu, it is implied that [[Barb]] was also being held in the rape camp.
Sonichu reunites with his wife and daughters, and the girls refer to Chris as their "MeMaw" and thank her for rescuing them even though he was not involved.
Roberta is implied to have done something wrong as there is talk about her having learned her lesson about Chris - but the text is cut off and we have so little context that we don't know what she did.

In California, [[Bob]] shows up and is teleported to Cwcville where he tells everyone about himself. He then shows himself to Sonichu and co. in his own check-Sonichu form and everybody in tears talks about how much they missed him.
It is explained that both Bob and serial killer Ted Bundy were reborn as Sonichu and Ted defends Cwcville.

Meanwhile, back in West Cwcville, something drastic happened to the now transformed Nazis while Adolf Hitler was making a speech. All but 100 Nazis around the world permanently transform into Electric Hedgehog Pokemons, rendering their genes and ideology moot. Not only that, their war effort was destroyed as they are unable to use their superweapons and produce supersoldiers. With the surviving Nazis being low-rank or not fully trained, the Nazi Reich dies out.

On 22 January, Rosechu lays three eggs. Roberta follows four days later. The eggs would hatch into three male Rosechus and three female Sonichus respectively. They were promptly kept safe, educated, and battle-trained.

Chris then tells of seven statue of himself around Cwcville and one in the center of the city. Whenever these statues appear, they bless, protect, and power up to every Sonichu species around the world (except the now transformed Nazis). Chris then tells the readers he will travel back in time to rewrite history.

The plan succeeds, Cwcville and Equestria are now back to normal and the Nazis are banished to another timeline. However, After 30 plus years of scanning [[Homos]] and surveying the city like Big Brother, [[Magi-Chan]] suffered a mental breakdown and causing a tear in the noosphere, causing psionic storms to form above Cwcville. It is made worse with Chris's attempt to seal it.

'''Coming out as Bi'''
Magi-Chan declares his bisexualty by announcing is marriage to [[Silvana Rosechu]] and Mewtwo. He then states that after the tear is sealed, he will marry Chris.

Fast forward to 19 March, the tear continues to worsen. Chris, blaming himself for causing it, activate every power in his hands and transforms into his "Super Angelic Mega Evolved Form". With his Mary Sue powers, he closes the tear like a zipper in four minutes. Exhausted, he softly landed street, telling the Sonichus and Rosechus that [[Random Access Humor|he is not drowning]] and needs to rest.

In a especially long textwall, Chris mentioned that due to Magi-Chan's psionic breakdown, he put [[Lovely Weather]] into a coma. As a result, Magi-Chan was partially lobotomized to add robotic bits to limit his psychic powers. Afterwards, they tracked down [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr.Robotnik]], who was altering the [[Anchuent Prophecy]]. Chris and Magi-Chan then travel back in time to stop Robotnik, but realized he was not the first vandal. Afterwards they transcribed the original text and destroyed the wall afterwards.

Afterwards, Chris scolded Magi-Chan in a long, winding rant for endangering their loved ones. Continuing on, he blamed Magi-Chan for being the Patient Zero of a Gray Death pandemic, which spread across Cwcville and its surrounding dimensions, killing Larry the Alakazam in the end. Chris then continues on how Magi-Chan brought his [[heart level]] down to zero for putting 5pg into a coma and erasing her memories and destroying the Anchuent Prophecy, which rendered Chris unable to transform for a year and come to Cwcville for two years.

Then, in another textwall, Chris apologizes to Magi-Chan for being a homophobe and forcing him to scan for them, siting he was stupid and [[naive]] for believing he was able to take up the task. Then, he proposes to Magi-Chan to marry him and then kiss him.

Posing with [[Cryzel Rosechu]], Chris declares his marriage with her and Magi-Chan and as a bisexual transwoman. He then tells a story how he stopped Sonichu's crusade against the CPUs.

'''Chris and Sonichu Rape each other'''
24 March, Sonichu is seen shooting up the Cwcville shopping center, declaring his anti-CPU extremism. His rampage was interrupted when Chris arrived. In yet another textwall, Chris stated how CPUs didn't brainwash him as Sonichu believed. Rather, they taught him tolerance and embracing his Sonichu and CPUs sides. As a proof, the two linked minds so Sonichu can see for himself. Afterwards, Chris apologized to Sonichu for neglecting him and plead to him to end his war against the CPUs.

Sonichu listens, distressed as Chris explains that the CPUs did not brainwash him, but highlighted all of the problems Cwcville was facing. Chris also admits to the heinous crime of purchasing and playing a Hexbox One with his very own Gamertag and set of achievements.
He goes on to explain that unlike the Chris here, he is not a sex-addict and has been embracing his Sonichu half, and wet his bed and slept in the urine for what that pointless anecdote is worth. He urges Sonichu to open his mind and accept things for how they are and fills Sonichu's mind with his own experiences with the CPUs and his relationships with Magi-Chan and Cryzel.

He asks Sonichu if he understands that the CPUs are not pulling Chris away from him. They are coaching him to become a better person for Sonichu and Cwcville. He implies that Sonichu's random bout of recent violence is due to his lonliness from Chris' neglect of him in favour of the CPUs and the War. He finishes by imploring him to stop hating the CPU and start loving, referring to him as his son.
He pleads with Sonichu to come back to the light, and stop being hateful and violent and finishes declaring his love by pressing a sexual and (by Chris' admission) incestuous kiss on Sonichu.

He promises that he will have sex with Sonichu later, but for now they have mistakes to undo and makes an attempt to leave, but Sonichu stands his ground and angrily announces that whilst he accepts all that he has just been told, the kiss has given him a hard-on and he wants sex now and in a very out of character demand, orders Chris to come here and "let him come in"

Chris implies that Sonichu has become infected by his own "past sins of lust" and tries to talk him down, but Sonichu instead pushes Chris to the ground and forces his penis inside Chris' vagina. The small end in the corner of the panel indicates that this was at one point intended to end with Sonichu successfully raping him.

Chris gains the upper hand with a double team to confuse Sonichu and manages to knock him to his knees. Chris takes the opportunity to force his hand inside Sonichu's rectum and clenches around the prostate, forcing Sonichu to ejaculate on the floor. Chris lifts Sonichu up (hand still inside him) like a sock puppet, restrains him with electrical chains, and announces that he will be punished.

'''Final Notes'''
He explains to the reader that Paxton Fettel still saw fit to wage war on Cwcville, so Chris went back in time to prevent Fettel's entry to Cwcville in the first place. The butterfly effect also resulted in the Soviet Union had never dissolved.
To solve THAT problem, he went back in time again to ensure that the union broke in 1991 to ensure freedom in the USA. All chronological combats that took place afterwards did so. A few nations including Yugoslavia also dissolved.

On March 26th 2018, Chris gathered his Sonichu and Rosechu and began a restoration of Cwcville and work towards the betterment of the Sonichu Rosechu species.

A footnote claims Cwcville's Anthem is "Think" by Aretha Franklin.

==Still canon==
On 25 May 2018, Chris tweeted:

{{quotebox|A Large Portion of Sonichu 16 was inspired by "Idea Guy" in an Attempt to Troll Me. A Good Friend reviewed the Final Draft of the Comic and Told Me that Patreon would most likely consider it "Hate Speech".

I don't want to Re-Draw Sonichu 16 - I put MUCH work Into It.

But at the Same Time I don't want to Offend Anybody or get my Patreon Page removed. Can someone Give Me Advice? Should I Publish It or Re-Do it Completely to Remove Outside Influence? I Don't Want my Patreon Page or my Future Work Threatened by This.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-615#post-3394818</ref>}}

However, he deleted the tweets within minutes and the comics were mailed to his [[Patreon]] backers on 22 [[October 2018]].

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==Epilogue==
{{main|The Awakening of a CPU}}

==Our Wedding special==
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==References==
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{{Sonichu}}

The Awakening of a CPU AKA The Idea Guy Corruptions

2018-12-20T17:12:28Z

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{{Infobox/Comic
| titleandissue = Sonichu #16
| cover =
| coverdate = N\A
| began = 1 [[November 2017]]
| finishedcomic = 3 [[August 2018]]
| pagecount = 82
| episodes = Unknown
| previous = [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]]
| next =
}}
{{Quote|October 25, 2017... the life of Miss Christine Weston Chandler, myself, was beginning to change forever... this is our story.}}

'''''Sonichu''''' '''#16''' or '''The Awakening of a CPU''' as re-titled by Chris is an issue which was heavily directed by the [[Idea Guys]] trolls. It features a story on how his fictional troll character, John Yamada, came to influence Chris. Due to the secretive nature of the saga, the comic pages were never uploaded by Chris; however, in-progress photos were leaked by various people whom [[Joshua Wise]] had shared with.

Chris stated that the comic was back in production in May 2018, when he posted previews for a backup story about the marriage between himself, [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan]].

The comic was published around fall of 2018, albeit rough and mostly uncolored and was directly mailed to his backers to avoid violating [[Patreon]]'s Terms of Service.

==Plot==

{{protip|The following makes little sense and has little to no continuity with the previous comics, due to it consisting of troll concepts Idea Guy had planted into the comic. Despite being aware that Idea Guy turned out to be a troll, Chris still believes the events depicted are canon and really happened, evidenced when he wrote The Awakening of a CPU epilogue several months later.''}}

On October 25th 2017 Chris is contacted by a lone Gamindustri agent known as John who is investigating if his Dreamcast is a "spiral" console of this world capable of jumping between worlds. [[Magi-Chan]] investigates and confirms that yes, this console in particular is special. After 24 hours of reflection, Chris touches the console decides he has immediately become part of the canon of the anime/game franchise "Hyperdimension Neptunia" and claims to share his body with that of the character Uzumi Tennouboshi who promptly informs him her evil half Kuromi, the Russian Billionare Akan, and Monika from [[Wikipedia:Doki Doki Literature club|"Doki Doki Literature Club"]] are causing Chaos in our world.

[[Silvana]] is sent to rescue Adult Neptune and bring her safely to Gamindustri, however Kuromi and Akan are infiltrating Chris' dreams and corrupting his mind and on November 4th, they encourage Graduon to lead an attack on Cwcville.

John unites the Sailor Scouts from Sailor Moon and Chris is awestruck to learn that they apparently exist in our world too and informs us at some point Sailor Jupiter rescued John, Neptune, Nepgear and Blanc from German Soldiers. Nepgear falls unconscious until she is cuddled by John and Chris, after which she fully recovers.

Chris deploys the Cwcville Army, [[Son-Chu]] and his autobots and push the evil forces back. Kuromi launches her last stand, knowing Uzume is inside Chris. Uzume and Kurome fuse together into one being and Chris gives Uzumi her powers back, and Chris goes on to inform us everyone has a heart crystal inside of them.

Meanwhile Chris and John's friend Cave are set to meet for discussions, and Silvana is made Cave's bodyguard. She gets herself captured by Russian forces and it takes four days to rescue her. Russian cloakers are invading Cwcville, and Chris destroys a hotel full of criminals with Lightning. Akan infiltrates the Mall with a puppet-mayor and Chris promptly destroys the Mall and murders the fake-mayor before restoring the Mall from the toilets to the full building as it once stood.

Akan (a billionaire, mind you) makes himself at home at 14 Branchland Court and vandalises it. Monika makes contact with Chris via his phone, but Chris is immune to her tricks and memory wipe. John, however, is not.

14 Branchland Court is restored and returned to Chris, Graduon, angry at Silvana's abduction, joins forces with Chris.

Akan opens a vortex and Sonichu is teleported to Africa where he is pursued by natives. Emmet Brown gives him a ride back to Virginia and he somehow winds up locked in a Country Cookin food freezer.

Chris informs us that in the Cwcville dimension, the US lost the Cold War and Russia took over the nation. Clinton won the 2016 election but became deathly ill, after which Vladimir Putin became the POTUS. This results in gang violence between the Yakuza and Russian Mafia for some reason. Ian Brandon Anderson becomes the Mayor of Cwcville, but also becomes ill and is replaced by actor Brendan Fraser.

During his time in office, Chris had revoked women's rights and mentions after Real Life Megan "wronged" him, he stripped her of her Megtune Powers and banished her from Cwcville. Regardless she is doing well as a CPU goddess on the island of Krasna.

The Sailor Senshi and Twilight Sparkle aid Chris is learning how to use his powers.
Akan had annexed the High School in which the Sailor Scouts studied and it is now a training ground for his troops.

John and Chris travel back in time to meet past-Chris and smack him with a baseball bat to prevent the abolishment of women's rights and because Present Chris was disgusted with him. This gives Sonichu amnesia.

Chris backtracks to tell us that whilst developing his powers, he and his new friends where on the hunt for E115 material, said to be very rare and powerful. The American Sailor Scouts from the infamous Saban Moon (which failed to even launch) had knowledge of where to get it as they where apparently all female soldiers (at fifteen years old...) who had been exposed to it, and it's exposure is how Chris explains how Saban Mercury was paraplegic (''note that the intent of Saban Mercury was to be representation to disabled preteen girls, showing they could be heroes too, opposed to Chris' twisted version.)'' Most of the Saban scouts wound up passing away due to the exposure, including Mercury, who Chris claims to have personally met, and discloses that her name was Hilda. Hilda, rather than passing away, chose to commit suicide. Before passing, the Saban Scouts all praise Chris and pass on their powers to him.

Whilst attempting to clone Chris so he could dump the responsibility of caring for Barb on it, Chris' Pony OC Night Star took a sample of DNA from Chris that had been laying around since the year 2000, leaving a horrifying question as to just how unwashed his home is. She accidentally clones multiple sexually aggressive Chris-chans to the point where the Ponys must evacuate to Cwcville for their own safety.

John meanwhile has gathered enough E115 to fashion three brand new Sonichu medallions that allow Chris to become Chris-Chan Sonichu. Chris time travels to the year 2000 to find he has been possessed by Satan and become a Nazi and has kept Hitler alive using his own Sonichu Medallion. Horrified at the monster he is in this timeline, Chris kills his Nazi alter-ego, claimed the Medallion, turning Hitler into dust.

Going back in time again. John finds Chris has been taken to "Islam" in order to have the lustful urges exorcized and such was done by shoving the medallion into his rectum.

Whilst attempting to return that medallion to Chris, it is intercepted and obtained by North Koreans.
Chris discovers terrible things about Cwcville, including he and his Father being real Sonichu born from eggs and the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] being real.
Chris laments that while Cwcville is currently predominantly Christian, it used to be mostly Athiest or Satanic.
Angelica turned away from Christianity and became a Muslim, then converted once more into a Satanist.
Blake idolised Osama Bin Laden and became an extremist implied to have ties to ISIS.
Wild became a drug peddler who grew weed (which Chris is ok with) and produced Meth in his own lab (which Chris is not ok with).
Bubbles decided she identified as a muscle-bound black man, which Chris seems to equate to being a "Knuckle-Head" and drew her with the body of Knuckles as depicted in his loathed Sonic Boom series.
Punchy, instead of a dojo, hatched in an insane asylum and was detained in a straight jacket, developing an irrational hatred of the [[Obesity|obese.]]
Chris tells us he is ashamed of his Chaotic Combo.

On December 5th 2017, Rosechu informs Chris she had been born as a male Pichu and had retained her penis and testes post transformation until she received surgery in Cwcville ''(Chris being unaware that medical science has yet to advance to the point of being able to provide transwomen the ability to give birth).''
Chris is devastated as he had created Rosechu and her evolutionary line to be female-only Pokemon and listened to Britney's "I'm Not a Girl" on repeat as he drew and colored the page. Nevertheless, he stands by her as a transwoman.
He goes on to inform us that Sonichu and Rosechu shared their first kiss not under fireworks, but in sewage and in the process of sharing the virginity with each other, role-played as ice hockey players.

Chris tells us that after he vented about Rosechu being a transwoman on Facebook, it had upset Rosechu and Uzumi angrily confronted Chris about shaming her.

Chris goes on to create Battery-Charge Heart/Miss Anirbas Saffron Chandler who represented the Smach Z handheld console. Due to Chris' misunderstanding of when the Smach Z was released, Blanc and Noire turn their backs on him.

In an effort to restore Silvana by rewriting her story and failing, Chris concludes that only Monika can bring her back.

In the meantime, Chris is distressed by John's massive libido and his being married to five wives and impregnating a lesbian couple, and admits in his frustrations he lashed out at people more than once, and that he is not fond of sex at the given moment.

Whilst role-playing a date with Blanc, instead of discussing how the date, Chris being Chris immediately jumps into how he'd fuck her, and Blanc is not amused. She gives him another chance and they discuss authors and politics.
She asks him why he is so against Trump, why he favoured Hillary and why he is currently not working, similarly to the Father Call.

Meanwhile, a CWC Defense Soldier shits on the border between Cwcville and Australatina and is killed in retaliation. War is declared whilst Chris tries to make peace.

Tails and Bionic help testify against Jamsta in the accusation that he had been sexually molesting Punchy. Chris doesn't believe it, despite overwhelming evidence. He is found not guilty and the citizens, outraged by this miscarriage of justice, start to riot.

Australatina is beating the everloving piss out of Cwcville and their Russian allies (weren't they the enemy?) and Simonla & Wild's home is destroyed. All
of the Autobots are destroyed, including Optimus and Bumblebee - with the exception of the severed head of [[Son-Chu]]. It's implied that the destruction of Chris's IRL car impacted this choice of plot.

Australatina is the victor in the battle, and the swastika on the page implies they enforce a Nazi regime. Chris grabs all of his level 100 Pokemon from his various Pokemon games in order to try and counter them. He refrains from using the Electric Hedgehogs because the Nazis will kill them. He also attempts to create a portal to reach his Skylanders for aid. It is noted that the Nazis shoot to kill Pokemon, but Inuyasha (his Blaiziken) and Arial (his Primarina) have escaped. It's noted that all wild Pokemon in the area have been gunned down.

Though Silvana has been "deleted", Magi-Chan sheds hardly a tear for his beloved and decides to get his bone on with his father figure, Mewtwo and marries him.

Battery Charge Heart, instead of defending against Australatina, goes impulse shopping and boyfriend hunting. Chris is upset considering she was designed to be bright, loyal and [[Honor roll|intelligent.]]

The Nazis abduct the 71 special Sonichus and Rosechus and the CPUs try to bargain for their release. Simonla is freed but has come down with a terrible syndrome. The Nazis attempt to immolate her, but Chris throws himself in front of their flamethrowers, using his powers to withstand the heat.

Chris admits that in the past (referring to his past self as though he were a separate character) he was a sex-obsessed lunatic and his lustful sins where bringing Cwcville down. It's implied his sins are contagious and are infecting the survivors of Cwcville including the Sonichus and Rosechus.
Magi-Chan confirms that Akan has been passing himself off as God and Jesus to mess with people.

In "sound mind" (lol) he proclaims he no longer believes in God and Jesus in favour of the "Console Patron" - essentially saying that he will live and die by a Sub-Par Japanese game/anime franchise.

John has been funding Cwcville through heists on the video game "Payday 2" and Magi-Chan converts his winnings into real money.

In Equestria, the sexually aggressive Chris Clones have mutated to become slimy and bulbous and chant "JULAAAAAY". John, Megan and Neptune lure them away from Equestria and destroy them with Napalm and the ponies return to their homes.

The CPU's beat the Nazi's out of Cwcville as the war officially comes to an end on the 21st.

However, the Sonichus and Rosechus are still in enemy custody.
Chris reveals that when an Electric Hedgehog dies, they do not pass into an afterlife, their soul instead slips into an egg that appears where they had initially hatched, and upon hatching, are born with the same personality and memories of their previous selves - like the Chao in Sonic Adventure 2.
This means the Electric Hedgehog pokemon are immortal and death at worst, is an inconvenience.
Silvana, Bob Chandler, Simonla and Zapina rehatch and assert their intention to find their families and continue their fight.

As favour to Blanc, Chris reads "The Man in the High Castle" by Phillip K Dick.

John and his friends are ambushed by Nazi's survive, but Chris is pissed off. Doktor Herr Wilhelm Strasse interrupts a conversation Chris is having the the CPU Vert to mess with him, Chris again is pissed off and swears he will kill every living Nazi. He notes that Monika is also working with Nazi's.
Chris informs he can be in multiple places at once, and every time a Nazi misgenders him in German, Chris sprays them with his blood which apparently melts them.

The Nazis occupy Equestria and the Mirror pools lose their ability to clone.

Chris pens a handwritten letter to Discord to appeal for aid, and is told "No". Chris shows up to bully him into helping them and is still met with refusal until he decides to turn Discord into stone until he complies by killing every single Nazi with fatal heart attacks and disposing of their corpses before finally destroying the portals they used to enter Equestria.

Remember when Chris sprayed all the Transphobe Nazi's to melt them with his blood? It didn't actually work, instead it just "dirtied" their "pure white" blood and became sub-human Electric Hedgehog Pokemon so Chris can point and laugh. Ashamed, the Nazis leave Cwcville.
They regroup in Germany where it's revealed that all historical Nazi's have retroactively become Electric Hedgehog Pokemon too. Regardless, Blanc orders them to disband and they pretty much just do as she says.

Chris informs us about the Pokedex numbers of his breeds of Electric Hedgehogs, and tells us regular Sonichu and Rosechu age every two years, whilst those with a connection to Chris (aka, any of them that have had any kind of role in the comic) age every five years, as do their descendants.

Chris tells he us he stopped ageing at 21 (as did all of his dimensional counterparts) and repeats what he said before about Sonichu and Rosechu being reborn and retaining their appearances, personalities and memories.

On Jan 18th 2018, Night Star cries about how her family are being imprisoned in Equestria, and she had been tortured, her tail removed. Chris reminds her she can open portals and must always stand up for what's right, and heals her. Night Star's tail grows back and she becomes a hideous abomination of hedgehog and horse.
Chris opens a portal despite just saying he didn't have that power, and encourages Night Star to slaughter all of the Nazis in 2019.

Meanwhile, on Jan 19th, in the prison where the Electric Hedgehogs are being detained, it appears the Rosechus and Roberta have been raped for the purpose of re population. Christine and Cerah bide their time, praying to the CPU and reserving their strength whilst Rosechu and Roberta appear heavily pregnant.
John and his crew storm the prison and decapitate the Warden, drawn in gruesome detail. The prison guards are massacred, mostly by Sonichu who angrily states as he slices them to ribbons that this is vengeance for his family, and that Electric Hedgehogs are not inferior beings.
The women are released, and in a disturbing vision, the underage Zapina is shown to have been one of the prisoners, and in a small line from Christine Rosechu, it is implied that Barb was also being held in the rape camp.
Sonichu reunites with his wife and daughters, and the girls refer to Chris as their "MeMaw" and thank her for rescuing them even though he was not involved.
Roberta is implied to have done something wrong as there is talk about her having learned her lesson about Chris - but the text is cut off and we have so little context that we don't know what she did.

In California Bob shows up and is teleported to Cwcville where he tells everyone about himself. He then shows himself to Sonichu and co in his own check-Sonichu form and everybody in tears talks about how much they missed him.
It is explained that both Bob and serial killer Ted Bundy where reborn as Sonichu and Ted defends Cwcville.

- plot review up to page 49 - still in progress -

==Still canon==
On 25 May 2018, Chris tweeted:

{{quotebox|A Large Portion of Sonichu 16 was inspired by "Idea Guy" in an Attempt to Troll Me. A Good Friend reviewed the Final Draft of the Comic and Told Me that Patreon would most likely consider it "Hate Speech".

I don't want to Re-Draw Sonichu 16 - I put MUCH work Into It.

But at the Same Time I don't want to Offend Anybody or get my Patreon Page removed. Can someone Give Me Advice? Should I Publish It or Re-Do it Completely to Remove Outside Influence? I Don't Want my Patreon Page or my Future Work Threatened by This.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-615#post-3394818</ref>}}

However, he deleted the tweets within minutes and the comics were mailed to his [[Patreon]] backers on 22 [[October 2018]].

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==Epilogue==
{{main|The Awakening of a CPU}}

==Our Wedding special==
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==References==
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{{Sonichu}}

The Awakening of a CPU AKA The Idea Guy Corruptions

2018-12-18T23:13:36Z

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{{Infobox/Comic
| titleandissue = Sonichu #16
| cover =
| coverdate = N\A
| began = 1 [[November 2017]]
| finishedcomic = 3 [[August 2018]]
| pagecount = 82
| episodes = Unknown
| previous = [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]]
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{{Quote|October 25, 2017... the life of Miss Christine Weston Chandler, myself, was beginning to change forever... this is our story.}}

'''''Sonichu''''' '''#16''' or '''The Awakening of a CPU''' as re-titled by Chris is an issue which was heavily directed by the [[Idea Guys]] trolls. It features a story on how his fictional troll character, John Yamada, came to influence Chris. Due to the secretive nature of the saga, the comic pages were never uploaded by Chris; however, in-progress photos were leaked by various people whom [[Joshua Wise]] had shared with.

Chris stated that the comic was back in production in May 2018, when he posted previews for a backup story about the marriage between himself, [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan]].

The comic was published around fall of 2018, albeit rough and mostly uncolored and was directly mailed to his backers to avoid violating [[Patreon]]'s Terms of Service.

==Plot==

''NOTE - The following makes little sense and has little to no continuity with the previous comics, due to it consisting of troll concepts Idea Guy had planted into the comic. Despite being aware that Idea Guy turned out to be a troll, Chris still believes the events depicted are canon and really happened, evidenced when he wrote The Awakening of a CPU epilogue several months later.''

On October 25th 2017 Chris is contacted by a lone Gamindustri agent known as John who is investigating if his Dreamcast is a "spiral" console of this world capable of jumping between worlds. Magi-Chan investigates and confirms that yes, this console in particular is special. After 24 hours of reflection, Chris touches the console decides he has immediately become part of the canon of the anime/game franchise "Hyperdimension Neptunia" and claims to share his body with that of the character Uzumi Tennouboshi who promptly informs him her evil half Kuromi, the Russian Billionare Akan, and Monika from "Doki Doki Literature Club" are causing Chaos in our world.

Silvana is sent to rescue Adult Neptune and bring her safely to Gamindustri, however Kuromi and Akan are infiltrating Chris' dreams and corrupting his mind and on November 4th, they encourage Graduon to lead an attack on Cwcville.

John unites the Sailor Scouts from Sailor Moon and Chris is awestruck to learn that they apparently exist in our world too and informs us at some point Sailor Jupiter rescued John, Neptune, Nepgear and Blanc from German Soldiers. Nepgear falls unconscious until she is cuddled by John and Chris, after which she fully recovers.

Chris deploys the Cwcville Army, Son-Chu and his autobots and push the evil forces back. Kuromi launches her last stand, knowing Uzume is inside Chris. Uzume and Kurome fuse together into one being and Chris gives Uzumi her powers back, and Chris goes on to inform us everyone has a heart crystal inside of them.

Meanwhile Chris and John's friend Cave are set to meet for discussions, and Silvana is made Cave's bodyguard. She gets herself captured by Russian forces and it takes four days to rescue her. Russian cloakers are invading Cwcville, and Chris destroys a hotel full of criminals with Lightning. Akan infiltrates the Mall with a puppet-mayor and Chris promptly destroys the Mall and murders the fake-mayor before restoring the Mall from the toilets to the full building as it once stood.

Akan (a billionaire mind you) makes himself at home at 14 Branchland Court and vandalises it. Monika makes contact with Chris via his phone, but Chris is immune to her tricks and memory wipe. John, however, is not.

14 Branchland Court is restored and returned to Chris, Graduon, angry at Silvana's abduction, joins forces with Chris.

Akan opens a vortex and Sonichu is teleported to Africa where he is pursued by natives. Emmet Brown gives him a ride back to Virginia and he somehow winds up locked in a Country Cookin food freezer.

Chris informs us that in the Cwcville dimension, the US lost the Cold War and Russia took over the nation. Clinton won the 2016 election but became deathly ill, after which Vladimir Putin became the POTUS. This results in gang violence between the Yakuza and Russian Mafia for some reason. Ian Brandon Anderson becomes the Mayor of Cwcville, but also becomes ill and is replaced by actor Brendan Fraser.

During his time in office, Chris had revoked women's rights and mentions after Real Life Megan "wronged" him, he stripped her of her Megtune Powers and banished her from Cwcville. Regardless she is doing well as a CPU goddess on the island of Krasna.

The Sailor Senshi and Twilight Sparkle aid Chris is learning how to use his powers.
Akan had annexed the High School in which the Sailor Scouts studied and it is now a training ground for his troops.

John and Chris travel back in time to meet past-Chris and smack him with a baseball bat to prevent the abolishment of women's rights and because Present Chris was disgusted with him. This gives Sonichu amnesia.

Chris backtracks to tell us that whilst developing his powers, he and his new friends where on the hunt for E115 material, said to be very rare and powerful. The American Sailor Scouts from the infamous Saban Moon (which failed to even launch) had knowledge of where to get it as they where apparently all female soldiers (at fifteen years old...) who had been exposed to it, and it's exposure is how Chris explains how Saban Mercury was paraplegic (''note that the intent of Saban Mercury was to be representation to disabled preteen girls, showing they could be heroes too, opposed to Chris' twisted version.)'' Most of the Saban scouts wound up passing away due to the exposure, including Mercury, who Chris claims to have personally met, and discloses that her name was Hilda. Hilda, rather than passing away, chose to commit suicide. Before passing, the Saban Scouts all praise Chris and pass on their powers to him.

Whilst attempting to clone Chris so he could dump the responsibility of caring for Barb on it, Chris' Pony OC Night Star took a sample of DNA from Chris that had been laying around since the year 2000, leaving a horrifying question as to just how unwashed his home is. She accidentally clones multiple sexually aggressive Chris-chans to the point where the Ponys must evacuate to Cwcville for their own safety.

John meanwhile has gathered enough E115 to fashion three brand new Sonichu medallions that allow Chris to become Chris-Chan Sonichu. Chris time travels to the year 2000 to find he has been possessed by Satan and become a Nazi and has kept Hitler alive using his own Sonichu Medallion. Horrified at the monster he is in this timeline, Chris kills his Nazi alter-ego, claimed the Medallion, turning Hitler into dust.

Going back in time again. John finds Chris has been taken to "Islam" in order to have the lustful urges exorcized and such was done by shoving the medallion into his rectum.

Whilst attempting to return that medallion to Chris, it is intercepted and obtained by North Koreans.
Chris discovers terrible things about Cwcville, including he and his Father being real Sonichu born from eggs and the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] being real.
Chris laments that while Cwcville is currently predominantly Christian, it used to be mostly Athiest or Satanic.
Angelica turned away from Christianity and became a Muslim, then converted once more into a Satanist.
Blake idolised Osama Bin Laden and became an extremist implied to have ties to ISIS.
Wild became a drug peddler who grew weed (which Chris is ok with) and produced Meth in his own lab (which Chris is not ok with).
Bubbles decided she identified as a muscle-bound black man, which Chris seems to equate to being a "Knuckle-Head" and drew her with the body of Knuckles as depicted in his loathed Sonic Boom series.
Punchy, instead of a dojo, hatched in an insane asylum and was detained in a straight jacket, developing an irrational hatred of the [[Obesity|obese.]]
Chris tells us he is ashamed of his Chaotic Combo.

On December 5th 2017, Rosechu informs Chris she had been born as a male Pichu and had retained her penis and testes post transformation until she received surgery in Cwcville ''(Chris being unaware that medical science has yet to advance to the point of being able to provide transwomen the ability to give birth).''
Chris is devastated as he had created Rosechu and her evolutionary line to be female-only Pokemon and listened to Britney's "I'm Not a Girl" on repeat as he drew and colored the page. Nevertheless, he stands by her as a transwoman.
He goes on to inform us that they shared their first kiss not under fireworks, but in sewage and in the process of sharing the virginity with each other, role-played as ice hockey players.

Chris tells us that after he vented about Rosechu being a transwoman on facebook, it had upset Rosechu and Uzumi angrily confronted Chris about shaming her.

Chris goes on to create Battery-Charge Heart/Miss Anirbas Saffron Chandler who represented the Smach Z handheld console. Due to Chris' misunderstanding of when the Smach Z was released, Blanc and Noire turn their backs on him.

In an effort to restore Silvana by rewriting her story and failing, Chris concludes that only Monika can bring her back.

In the meantime, Chris is distressed by John's massive libido and his being married to five wives and impregnating a lesbian couple, and admits in his frustrations he lashed out at people more than once, and that he is not fond of sex at the given moment.

Whilst role-playing a date with Blanc, instead of discussing how the date, Chris being Chris immediately jumps into how he'd fuck her, and Blanc is not amused. She gives him another chance and they discuss authors and politics.
She asks him why he is so against Trump, why he favoured Hilary and why he is currently not working, similarly to the Father Call.

Meanwhile, a CWC Defense Soldier shits on the border between Cwcville and Australatina and is killed in retaliation. War is declared whilst Chris tries to make peace.

Tails and Bionic help testify against Jamsta in the accusation that he had been sexually molesting Punchy. Chris doesn't believe it, despite overwhelming evidence. He is found not guilty and the citizens, outraged by this miscarriage of justice, start to riot.

Australatina is beating the everloving piss out of Cwcville and their Russian Allys (arent they the enemy?!?) and Simonla and wild's home is destroyed. All autobots are destroyed, including Optimus and Bumblebee - the only surviving bot is Son-Chu's severed head. It's implied that the destruction of Chris's IRL car impacted this choice of plot.

Australatina is the victor in the battle, and the Swastika on the page implies they enforce a Nazi Regime. Chris grabs all of his level 100 Pokemon from his various Pokemon games in order to try and counter them. He refrains from using the Electric Hedgehogs because the Nazi's will kill them. He is also attempting to create a portal to reach his Skylanders for aid. It is noted that the Nazi's shoot to kill Pokemon, but his Blaiziken Inuyasha and Arial his Primarina have escaped. It's noted that all wild pokemon in the area have been gunned down.

Since Silvana has been "deleted" Magi-Chan sheds hardly a tear for his beloved and decides to get his bone on with his Father Figure, Mewtwo and marries him.

Battery Charge Heart instead of defending against Australatina goes impulse shopping and boyfriend hunting. Chris is upset considering she was designed to be bright, loyal and intelligent.

The Nazi's abduct the 71 special Sonichus and Rosechus and the CPUS try to bargain for their release. Simonla is freed but has come down with a terrible Syndrome. The NAzi's attempt to burn her alive, but Chris throws himself in front of their flame throwers and uses his powers to withstand the heat.

Chris admits in the past (though his past self is referenced as though he where a separate character) he was a sex-obsessed lunatic and his lustful sins where bringing Cwcville down. It's implied his sins are contagious and are infecting the survivors of Cwcville including the Sonichus and Rosechus.
Magi-Chan confirms that Akan has been passing himself off as God and Jesus to mess with people.

- plot review up to page 34 - still in progress -

==Still canon==
On 25 May 2018, Chris tweeted:

{{quotebox|A Large Portion of Sonichu 16 was inspired by "Idea Guy" in an Attempt to Troll Me. A Good Friend reviewed the Final Draft of the Comic and Told Me that Patreon would most likely consider it "Hate Speech".

I don't want to Re-Draw Sonichu 16 - I put MUCH work Into It.

But at the Same Time I don't want to Offend Anybody or get my Patreon Page removed. Can someone Give Me Advice? Should I Publish It or Re-Do it Completely to Remove Outside Influence? I Don't Want my Patreon Page or my Future Work Threatened by This.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-615#post-3394818</ref>}}

However, he deleted the tweets within minutes and the comics were mailed to his [[Patreon]] backers on 22 [[October 2018]].

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==Epilogue==
{{main|The Awakening of a CPU}}

==Our Wedding special==
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==References==
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{{Infobox/Comic
| titleandissue = Sonichu #16
| cover =
| coverdate = N\A
| began = 1 [[November 2017]]
| finishedcomic = 3 [[August 2018]]
| pagecount = 82
| episodes = Unknown
| previous = [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]]
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{{Quote|October 25, 2017... the life of Miss Christine Weston Chandler, myself, was beginning to change forever... this is our story.}}

'''''Sonichu''''' '''#16''' or '''The Awakening of a CPU''' as re-titled by Chris is an issue which was heavily directed by the [[Idea Guys]] trolls. It features a story on how his fictional troll character, John Yamada, came to influence Chris. Due to the secretive nature of the saga, the comic pages were never uploaded by Chris; however, in-progress photos were leaked by various people whom [[Joshua Wise]] had shared with.

Chris stated that the comic was back in production in May 2018, when he posted previews for a backup story about the marriage between himself, [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan]].

The comic was finished at around Fall of 2018, albeit rough and mostly uncolored and was directly mailed to his backers to avoid violating [[Patreon]]'s Terms of Service.

==Plot==

''NOTE - The following makes little sense and has little to no continuity with the previous comics. It is uncertain as to this will be considered canon by Chris at the time of this writing.''

On October 25th 2017 Chris is contacted by a lone Gamindustri agent known as John who is investigating if his Dreamcast is a "spiral" console of this world capable of jumping between worlds. Magi-Chan investigates and confirms, yes this console in particular is special. After 24 hours of reflection, Chris touches the console decides he has immediately become part of the canon of the anime / game franchise "Hyperdimension Neptunia" and claims to share his body with that of the character Uzumi Tennouboshi who promptly informs him her evil half Kuromi, the Russian Billionare Akan, and Monika from "Doki Doki Literature Club" are causing Chaos in our world.

Silvana is sent to rescue Adult Neptune and bring her safetly to Gamindustri, however Kuromi and Akan are infiltrating Chris' dreams and corrupting his mind and on November 4th, they encourage Graduon to lead an attack on Cwcville.

John unites the Sailor Scouts from Sailor Moon and Chris is awestruck to learn that they apparently exist in our world too and informs us at some point Sailor Jupiter rescued John, Neptune, Nepgear and Blanc from German Soldiers. Nepgear falls unconscious until she is cuddled by John and Chris, after which she fully recovers.

Chris deploys the Cwcville Army, Son-Chu and his autobots and push the evil forces back. Kuromi launches her last stand, knowing Uzume is inside Chris. Uzume and Kurome fuse together into one being and Chris gives Uzumi her powers back, and Chris goes on to inform us everyone has a heart crystal inside of them.

Meanwhile Chris and John's friend Cave are set to meet for discussions, and Silvana is made Cave's bodyguard and yet gets herself captured by Russian forces and it takes four days to rescue her. Russian cloakers are invading Cwcville, and Chris destroys a hotel full of criminals with Lightning. Akan infiltrates the Mall with a puppet-mayor and Chris promptly destroys the Mall and murders the fake-mayor before restoring the mall from the toilets to the full building as it once stood.

Akan (a billionaire mind you) makes himself at home at 14 Branchland Court and vandalises it. Monika makes contact with Chris via his phone, but Chris is immune from her tricks and memory wipe. John however is not.

14 Branchalnd Court is restored and returned to Chris, Graduon, angry at Silvana's abduction joins forces with Chris.

Akan opens a vortex and Sonichu is teleported to Africa where he is pursued by natives. Emmet Brown gives him a ride back to Virginia and he somehow winds up locked in a Country Cookin food freezer.

Chris informs us that in the Cwcville dimension, the US lost th eCold War and Russia took over the nation. Clinton won the 2016 election but became deathly ill, after which Vladimir Putin becomes the POTUS. This results in gang violence between the Yakuza and Russian Mafia for some reason. Ian Brandon Anderson becomes the Mayor of Cwcville, but also becomes ill and is replaced by actor Brendan Fraser.

During his time in office, Chris had revoked women's rights and mentions after Real Life Megan "wronged" him, he stripped her of her Megtune Powers and banished her from Cwcville. Regardless she is doing well as a CPU goddess on the island of Krasna.

The Sailor Senshi and Twilight Sparkle aid Chris is learning how to use his powers.
Akan had annexed the High School in which the Sailor Scouts studied and it is now a training ground for his troops.

John and Chris travel back in time to meet past-Chris and smack him with a baseball bat to prevent the abolishment of women's rights and because Present Chris was disgusted with thim. This gives Sonichu Amnesia.

- plot review up to page 16 - still in progress -

==Still canon?==
On 25 May 2018, Chris tweeted:

{{quotebox|A Large Portion of Sonichu 16 was inspired by "Idea Guy" in an Attempt to Troll Me. A Good Friend reviewed the Final Draft of the Comic and Told Me that Patreon would most likely consider it "Hate Speech".

I don't want to Re-Draw Sonichu 16 - I put MUCH work Into It.

But at the Same Time I don't want to Offend Anybody or get my Patreon Page removed. Can someone Give Me Advice? Should I Publish It or Re-Do it Completely to Remove Outside Influence? I Don't Want my Patreon Page or my Future Work Threatened by This.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-615#post-3394818</ref>}}

However, he deleted the tweets within minutes and the comics were mailed to his [[Patreon]] backers on 22 [[October 2018]].

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==Our Wedding special==
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