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2013

2014-06-07T04:01:21Z

Misterkitty: /* September */

[[File:Facebook1.jpg|thumb|In '''2013''', Chris mourned his expulsion from [[The GAMe PLACe|Heaven]].]]
'''2013''' was the fifth year of organized trolling since Chris's discovery. However, like the [[2011|two]] [[2012|years]] before it, it began with nothing of note, ever since Chris began [[This is how the Trial went|serving out his sentence.]] For a while, it remained to be seen if this ordeal (which ended in July) would finally knock some sense into him, though judging from [[Red_Letter_CWC_Certified_Day|past experiences]], it seemed pretty unlikely. Indeed, as of the end of this year, Chris had learned nothing, except for feelings of betrayal and alienation that would haunt him throughout the year, and basically define it.

2013 was the first year Chris didn't upload any [[Chris and art|art]] or crafts or mention [[sex]] or his [[Chris and his Ego|grand delusions]]. He also continued not to appear in public with the [[Medallion of Fail]], and he showed more awareness of the [[trolls]]. Oddly, Chris made sporadic references to his [[Obesity|weight]], claiming that he's dropping pounds despite continuing with his unhealthy lifestyle.

However, this year is still notable as being the year where Chris' ego would cause him to become alienated with the few people he has left as "friends" (namely, Anna and the congregation of his church). It even caused him to get chastised for his attention-whoring by a well-known voice actress from [[My Little Pony]] in April. And in October, Chris discovered that his [[Manchester High School|high school]] [[gal pals]] had merely tolerated him and allowed him into their group out of pity.

Even the [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] store he frequents has had enough of him - in September, an act of blatant vandalism by Chris caused him to be thrown out and banned from the store. He [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cursed]] the [[Manajerks|Manajerk]] for this incident, and went back to his pattern of publicly blaming his old "forgiven" enemies. Chris would later [[Message_for_John_Kyle|reveal]] that even his own ''family'' wants nothing to do with him or his mother - [[Cole Smithey]] didn't even invite them to his wedding in March, and ignored Chris completely when confronted by the latter on Twitter.

With the death of Bob a couple of years ago and his once-enablers getting tired of his antics, Chris is headed down a road that many have tried and failed to warn him about - one where the number of people willing to tolerate him are getting fewer and fewer.

In May, an [http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ Imgur account] of all of the Facebook posts made by Chris between 2012 and 2013 was revealed by Chris, shedding some light on what happened during Chris's radio silence since [[Bob_Chandler#Later_life_and_poor_health|the death of his father earlier in 2011]].

In August, Chris indicated that his health has taken a turn for the worse, which, when compounded with the other problems explained above, all point to one thing - The consequences of his actions [[Exercise|(or lack thereof)]] are finally beginning to catch up to him.

In early November, Chris uploaded his first YouTube video since 2011. In December, [[Alec Benson Leary]] leaked the [[Tour of Chris's House II]] video to the [[CWCki Forums]].

==January==
[[File:Mcdonalds.jpg|thumb|January sighting]]
*11 January 2013 - Chris changes his [[Facebook]] [[:File:Facebook1.jpg|picture]] [[:File:Facebook2.jpg|twice]] in one day.
*29 January 2013- Chris is spotted at local McDonald's.

==February==
*24 February 2013 - Chris [[Chris's birthday|turns 31]]

==March==
[[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|Chris in March]]
*Unspecified date during this month - [[Cole Smithey]] marries Katherine.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aitxArbd0o John Kyle - Three Love Songs at Katherine and Cole's Wedding] (retrieved on 24 February 2014)</ref> A couple of months later Chris found out about the marriage and became enraged at not being invited.<ref>[[Message for John Kyle]]</ref>
*8 March 2013 - A photo of Chris in his tomgirl attire is featured on the fourth episode of [[Chris in the media#Failosophy|MTV's ''Failosophy'']].
*9 March 2013 - Chris goes to [http://madicon.org/ Madicon] held this year in Harrisonburg, VA. He's spotted by one of trolls, however no pictures are taken. On Facebook, he [[Facebook#Sonichu is not dead|insists]] that the ''Sonichu'' comic is not dead, despite two years without updates. He also [[:File:Failosophy.PNG|discovers]] that he was on MTV the previous day.
*28 March 2013 - Chris posts a public [[Facebook#Gay Marriage |Facebook message]] whining about repeat media coverage of the Supreme Court's [[:wikipedia:Hollingsworth v. Perry|Proposition 8]] and [[:wikipedia:United States v. Windsor|DOMA]] deliberations.
*30 March 2013 - An [[Other documents#Epistle to the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|epistle]] from Chris to his [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] is leaked on the CWCki forums. In the document Chris announces that he will be no longer going to church for a period of time. Details about the deterioration of Chris's relationships with his fellow parishioners and church staff are also revealed.

==April==
[[File:Haters to the left.jpg|thumb|250px|left|Chris in April 2013.]]
*4 April 2013 - Chris posts a [[Facebook#Game Place|a new Facebook note]], in which he says he has no more interest in the [[The GAMe PLACe]].
*20 April 2013 - Chris uploads two new Facebook pictures. One of them depicts him holding a sign that reads "Haters to the Left," and points to the viewer's right in typical Chris fashion, while the other one shows him holding a different sign that declares him "[his] own free [[Homos|bitch]]."
*29 April 2013 - Chris posts two Facebook notes. In the [[Facebook#Sega Mascot Contest |first one]] he expresses his outrage at the news of Sega planning to replace [[Sonic]] as their mascot, not realizing that the news story he is responding to is a fictional one posted on a parody website. In the [[Facebook#"The Trolls Who Cry Woman"|second note]] he bemoans of how he has been trolled in the past by people pretending to be women.

==May==
[[File:Chris facebook pic 5-29-13.jpg|thumb|Chris in May 2013.]]
*4 May 2013- Somebody named [[Anna|"mormonjesus"]] drops in IRC what seems to be [[Emails#2013|email]] Chris sent to [[Kim]] on 1 May.
*6 May 2013 - More [http://www.mediafire.com/view/?y1pp1lop9wx6hdv emails between Chris and Jackie] are leaked on the CWCki forums.
*19 May 2013 - The [[Maggie Thomas call]] which was made in [[September 2009]] was leaked by whispsonichu on the [[CWCki Forums]].
*21 May 2013 - Chris posts up pictures of his iPhone and his broken iPod on his Facebook account, complete with a custom made duct-tape folder for them.
*21 May 2013 - Chris unveils his latest creation, the [[Idea Book Case|iDea Book Case]], via Facebook.
*26 May 2013 - [http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ An Imgur account] of Chris's formerly hidden Facebook status updates is revealed....by Chris himself.
*29 May 2013 - Chris changes his Facebook profile picture to one featuring the return of the [[Parappa the Rapper|Parappa]] hat.
*30 May 2013 - Chris makes a new Facebook post, laments that he had more freedom when his father was still alive, and goes onto complain about how he has to take time out of his day to "serve and protect" [[Barb|his mother]].
*31 May 2013 - The Nintendo-run website [[Flipnote Hatena]] shuts down. All flipnotes, including Chris's are no longer able to be shown. A troll let this site know a couple months earlier in order to save Chris's [[art]].

==June==
[[File:Cw3c.jpg|thumb|Chris in June 2013.]]
*6 June 2013 - Chris starts playing Toro's Friend Network and the game is linked to Facebook.
*7 June 2013 - Chris has made 20 friends in Toro's Friend Network according to his Facebook post. [http://i.imgur.com/EARZYtF.png (Link)]
*9 June 2013 -[[Anna]] posted on Facebook to Chris that she re-watched his [[DVD of Fail|DVD]] with her married friend. [http://i.imgur.com/lgxayJp.png (Link)]
*9 June 2013 - An [[Jackie E-mails 31|e-mail from Chris to Jackie]] on 7 [[September 2011]] was leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]], where Chris talked about his dream that according to the Grim Reaper, his [[Bob Chandler|father]]'s soul would not be claimed until the year 2015.
*11 June 2013 - Chris has made 30 friends in Toro's Friend Network according to his Facebook post. [http://i.imgur.com/1iFbV78.png (Link)]
*12 June 2013 - Chris has made 50 friends in Toro's Friend Network according to his Facebook post. [http://i.imgur.com/LAKqMX0.png (Link)] He is also earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. [http://i.imgur.com/tTcpJFF.png (Link)]
*13 June 2013 - Chris liked two videos: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Oa8Nd6H0pU "I Heard the Dog Bark" by Sesame Street] and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlinLHR2yl4 My Little Pony Equestria Girls Official Trailer 2] on [[YouTube]] despite he once made a [[Facebook#THEY_ARE_NOT_SERIOUS.21.21.21|Facebook post raging about the Equestria Girls movie a few days ago]]. [http://i.imgur.com/kABCrhy.png (Link)] On the same day, [[Anna]] posts to her friends, including Chris to all go to Disneyland together. [http://i.imgur.com/5AQNS4V.png (Link)]
*16 June 2013 - A picture of [[Son-Chu]] which is photographed on Google Street View in [[June 2011]] is leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]].
*17 June 2013 - Chris posts another Facebook post that [[Facebook#I_am_feeling_very_lonely_again|he is lonely again.]]
*20 June 2013 - A video of [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] on 8 June 2013 is leaked on the CWCki Forums.
*20 and 21 June 2013 - Hidden [[Twitter]] posts from 16 [[April 2012]] to 21 June 2013, which most of them are linked to the Facebook [[2013 Imgur Leak]] and pictures from 20 June 2013 are leaked on the CWCki Forums.
*22 June 2013 - Chris posts on [[Facebook#Too_many_Trolls_and_Bad_People_in_the_world|Facebook]] that "there are too many [[Trolls]] and Bad People in the world hiding behind the [[Internet]] constantly".
*22 June 2013 - Chris records a [[Message for John Kyle]], complaining about [[Cole]]'s neglect of [[Barbara]].
*24 June 2013 - Mary McLerran, relative of [[Anna McLerran|Anna]], posts to Chris on Facebook that she is sending him good energy. [http://i.imgur.com/LAZA08q.png (Link)]
*27 June 2013 - Chris makes a [[Facebook#A_skunk|Facebook]] post about a skunk.
*29 June 2013 - Chris complains to [[Cole Smithey]] on Twitter.

==July==
[[File:ChrisHowGoodLookingAmI.jpg|thumb|Chris in July 2013.]]
*7 July 2013 - Chris posts on [[Facebook#Ruckersville|Facebook]] about [[Ruckersville]]. On the same day, Chris liked the full movie of Equestria Girls on YouTube.
*10 July 2013 - Chris's year-long probation, [[28 October 2011|passed down by the court]], ended.
*14 July 2013 - Chris posts on [[Facebook#Very_Depressed.|Facebook]] that he is depressed and needs real compassion from women.
*18 July 2013 - Chris posts on [[Facebook#Don.27t_call_me_a_wet_blanket.|Facebook]] that he doesn't want people to call him a wet blanket.
*20 July 2013 - Chris posts on [[Facebook#Spring_Brakers|Facebook]] about ''[[Vanessa Hudgens|Spring Breakers]]'', bizarrely comparing it to [[My Little Pony]] and his life.
*22 July 2013 - Chris uploads a picture on [[Facebook#Stupid_Question.|Facebook]] and asks how good looking/attractive he is. He claims that he now weighs 220 pounds. On the same day, Chris shares a "Britney Spears - Ooh La La (From The Smurfs 2)" video. On the same day, Chris uploads a screenshot from the [[CWCki Forums]] on [[Facebook#The_results|Facebook]] about the results of the poll.
*24 July 2013 - Chris shared a Crackle page on Facebook. On the same day, Mary McLerran posts on [[Facebook#I.27m_sending_you_love.2C_too|Facebook]] that she loves the hand shape on Chris's profile picture.

==August==
[[File:ChrisChan27August.jpg|thumb|Chris in August 2013.]]
*3 August 2013 - [[William Elliott Waterman]] posts to Chris on [[Facebook#You.27re_a_real_nice_guy.2C_Chris|Facebook]].
*5 August 2013 - Chris posts some photos of his high school [[LEGO]] set on [[Facebook#LEGO_High_School|Facebook]].
*6 August 2013 - Chris shared some links of LEGO Heartlake High on [[Facebook#Heartlake_High|Facebook]]. On the same day, Chris posted on [[Facebook#One_of_my_pups_just_peed|Facebook]] that one of his [[Clover_and_Snoopy|pups]] just peed.
*7 August 2013 - Chris liked some videos of [[My Little Pony|Equestria Girls]], posted some posts related to the movie, and put it #2 of his Top Movies list. On the same day, [[William Elliott Waterman]], one of Chris's friends posts a message to the DANG, DIRTY trolls on the CWCki on [[Facebook#William_Elliott_Waterman.27s_FUTURE_MESSAGE|Facebook]].
*9 August 2013 - Chris uploaded a photo of [[Manchester_High_School#Go_Lancers.21|"The Lancers"]] on Facebook, which is Chris's high school sports team.
*15 August 2013 - Chris uploaded photos of [[Wikipedia:Mark Cuban|Mark Cuban]], Lemon Pound Cake, and a logo of "University of Delaware <nowiki>Fightin'</nowiki> Blue Hens" on Twitter and Facebook.
*16 August 2013 - More random pictures were posted by Chris.
*17 August 2013 - Chris posts an absurd riddle on [[Twitter#17_August_2013|Twitter]] and [[Facebook#The_Riddle|Facebook]], which explains the random pictures he posted.
*18 August 2013 - Chris posts on [[Facebook#I_got_new_shoes|Facebook]] about his new shoes.
*19 August 2013 - Chris deleted the absurd riddle. On the same day, one of his new friends in [[Manchester High School]] posted to him on [[Facebook#Do_you_feel_like_your_winning_today.3F.21.3F|Facebook]]. Chris also posted a picture of his eyebrow on [[Facebook#One_Eyebrow|Facebook]].
*21 August 2013 - Another one of Chris's new friends in [[Manchester High School]] posted to him on [[Facebook#Fantastic_Gift_In_The_Mail_Today|Facebook]].
*22 August 2013 - One of Chris's new friends posted to Chris again on [[Facebook#Got_your_tunes.21|Facebook]].
*23 August 2013 - Chris posted on [[Facebook#Breast_Cancer_Awareness|Facebook]] about [[Breast Cancer Awareness]], and stating that [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] is a survivor of breast cancer. On the same day, Chris posted a [[Facebook#Snoopy_Doobie_Doo|photo on Facebook]] involving his mother and Snoopy.
*27 August 2013 - Chris posted on [[Facebook#Losing Friends|Facebook]] about suffering from stress due to various reasons. On the same day, he updates his Facebook photo.

==September==
[[File:Back of Chris Chan 9-22-13.jpg|thumb|220px|Field agent observation, September 2013]]
*1 September 2013 - Chris posts on [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Ten_A_Piece_For_Rainbow_Dash_And_Applejack|Facebook]] about his favourite ponies in [[My Little Pony]].
*2 September 2013 - Chris posts on [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Offline_Troll.2FBully|Facebook]] cursing a [[Manajerk]], Rob Bell, [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Megan Schroeder]]. Shorty after he [[CWCki Forums#September 2 FB update; New Troll to "Welcome"|informs the CWCki forums]] about this note. On the same day, Chris likes the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dQx6DenaXc Equestria Girls - Official Live Action Music Video (The Magic of Friendship)] on YouTube.
*3 September 2013 - Chris whines to one of his friends on [[September_2013_Facebook_Posts#14.2C386.2C443_out_of_a_possible_10|Facebook]] about his [[stress]], [[trolls]] and more, claiming that his blood pressure went up because of them.
*4 September 2013 - Chris posts a 1-star review of [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] on [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#The_Nathanael_Greene_Elementary_School_Review|Facebook]], claiming that "The teachers, counselors, and Principal here back in the early 90s physically abused and attempted molestation upon me, mentally and emotionally scarring me for life".
*5 September 2013 - Chris's court information about the [[28 October 2011]] incident is updated. It seemed that Chris had been sentenced to 30 days confinement last year but the sentence was suspended and Chris paid a $247 fine instead.
*6 September 2013 - The second anniversary of [[Bob Chandler|Bob's]] death from heart failure. Chris also shared a link about autistic interactions on [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Six_Rules_Regarding_Autistic_Interactions|Facebook]] and mentions his [[Autism Tutorial]] videos.On the same day, Chris makes a post on [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris_Expresses_His_Outrage_for_Walmart|Facebook]] about how he has now been banned from Wal-Mart for vandalizing an XBox Live sign with a permanent marker.
*7 September 2013 - Chris makes a [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#God_Trolls_Chris_Yet_Again|Facebook post]] about how God made him scratch a woman's car in a parking lot. On the same day, some pictures of [[14 Branchland Court]] are leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]].
*8 September 2013 - Chris whines on a [[YouTube]] video [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J73NWDTvohI "Equestria Girls (Helping Twilight Win the Crown)" - MLP: Equestria Girls <nowiki>[My Little Rock Band]</nowiki>] that the PS3 versions of the song should be made.
*10 September 2013 - Chris shared a link to a ridiculous [[September_2013_Facebook_Posts#Brassieres_For_Males|Facebook]] page "Brassieres For Males", supporting [[JERKS|males]] to wear sports bras.
*11 September 2013 - Chris shared a [[September 2013 Facebook Posts|Facebook]] link to the movie "Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close", claiming that ''It is a touching and good movie to watch today.''
*17 September 2013 - Chris posts on [[September_2013_Facebook_Posts#Fans_are_Weird.2C_Part_1|Facebook]] that he has found a [[Sonic]] Underground DVD from either a troll or a fan which had been resting there for some time, as it was covered in rain water. He tells people that if they want to send him something, to put it in the newspaper box or have it shipped to his doorstep. He includes some visual aids and screencaps from ''[[Excel Saga]]''.
*18 September 2013 - Chris tries to sell the "kre-o micro changers Series 1, 12 piece set complete" collection on [[eBay]] for $65.
*22 September 2013 - PCA, a [[CWCki Forums]] user, meets Chris in [[McDonald's]] in Charlottesville and provides two snapshots of him as a proof.
*24 September - Chris [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Yep, the Bitch has not changed a thing...|posts a rant]] against [[Megan Schroeder]] on Facebook, revealing that he uses a Lego minifig of her as some sort of voodoo doll.
*27 September - Chris writes a new [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris-Chan explains it all|Facebook post]] meant to correct what he sees as commonly held misconceptions about his past relationship with Megan.

==October==
[[File:Cwc1013.png|thumb|right|Chris in a October 2013 video (a few weeks later, he would post this on youtube)]]
*1 October 2013 - [[Barbara]]'s 72nd birthday.
*3 October 2013 - Chris posts [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born|an angry Facebook rant]] directed at [[Megan]].
*4 October 2013 - Also blames Megan for the trolling and the [[Cwcki]].
*11 October 2013 - Chris posts a Facebook status debunking an impostor's claim that Chris was mugged during a short trip to the Philippines.
*25 October 2013 - Chris films [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]].
*28 October 2013 - Chris made a [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Another_Announcement|Facebook post]] to leave him alone.
*30 October 2013 - Chris revealed in a Facebook post that he has finally realized, after corresponding with them, that his [[high school]] [[gal-pals]] didn't really like him and were just playing [[Kick the Autistic|Pity the Autistic]].
*31 October 2013 - [[Halloween]]. Chris asks his former gal-pals to come to 14 Branchland Court and apologize.

==November==
[[File:Cwc1113.jpg|thumb|CWC in November]]
*4 November 2013 -Chris posts to [[November 2013 Facebook Posts|Facebook]] again asking the world to ignore his porn. That same day,Chris offers further rationalizations and recriminations concerning ShecameforCWC.jpg. It would seem as if Chris is finally accepting responsibility for his actions, but then he unintentionally back-pedals by forgiving Megan, Michael Snyder, and Mary Lee Walsh for what they did to him.
*5 November 2013 - Chris posts [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]] on [[Youtube]], the first video since 2011.
*6 November 2013 - Chris posts on [[November_2013_Facebook_Posts#Wanting_LEGO.27s_Attention|Facebook]] that he wants LEGO's attention. It is also revealed that his video is part of another [[Chris and contests|contest]].
*12 November 2013 - Chris posts another apology on [[November_2013_Facebook_Posts#.22I.27m_Sorry.2C_SO_LEAVE_ME_ALONE.21.22|Facebook]].
*15 November 2013 - Release of the life upgrade, upgraded: the [[Sony|PS4]]. It is unknown whether Chris has bought it yet.
*19 November 2013 - Chris uploads pictures of his heart, crushed by [[Sarah Bevel]] and his other false and dishonest [[gal-pals]], along with a sort of poem on [[November_2013_Facebook_Posts#Hurt.2C_Lonely_and_Depressed_For_The_nth_Time|Facebook]].
*25 November - Chris posts 3DS friend codes for himself and, apparently, his mother, seeking connections with other [[Pokémon]] players.
*26 November - Chris apologizes to [[Megan]]. Again. He also mopes some more about his online reputation.
*28 November - Chris posts a Thanksgiving message.
*30 November - Chris angrily denies that he and his mother had Thanksgiving dinner at a soup hotel.

==December==
[[File:1387772451098.jpg|thumb|CWC has a Wii U?]]
* 5 December 2013 - Chris posts another [[Facebook]] [[December 2013 Facebook posts|status]] about being alone.
* 11 December 2013 - [[Alec Benson Leary]] leaks the [[Tour of Chris's House II]] video.
* 16 December 2013 - Chris posts an ad on [[Craigslist]] trying to sell his used porn collection for $1,000.
* 19 December 2013 - [[Kellie Andes]] links Chris's [[For J-R's Eyes Only|tickle yo' PUSSAY]] video on Facebook.
* 21 December 2013 - Chris posts on Facebook looking for [[Pokémon]] Safari friends.
* 22 December 2013 - A user on [[4chan|/v/]] may have discovered Chris's Miiverse account, meaning that he bought a Wii U.
* 23 December 2013 - Chris posts about controversial [[Twitter]] user Justine Sacco's [[dream|sticky dream]] about an [[autistic]] kid.
* 25 December 2013 - [[Christmas]]. And still no sweetheart from the ground up.

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June 2014

2014-06-02T18:50:58Z

Misterkitty: /* Events of June */

The sixth month of the year.

==Events of June==
*1 June - Chris puts up an auction on [[Ebay]] for an [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing]]. It was later taken down after it received over $10,000 in [[troll]] bids.

*2 June - The Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing is put back up on Ebay.

== Sources ==
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June 2014

2014-06-02T18:44:16Z

Misterkitty: /* Events of June */

The sixth month of the year.

==Events of June==
*1 June - Chris puts up an auction on [[Ebay]] for an [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing]]. It was later taken down after it received over $10,000 in [[troll]] bids.

== Sources ==
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EBay

2014-06-02T18:38:18Z

Misterkitty: /* Chris as a seller */

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[[Image:Etc_ebay_bid.PNG|thumb|A small overview of Chris's purchases on eBay.]]
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{{quote|Opened package and was attacked by rabid raccoon. DO NOT TRUST THIS SELLER!|Feedback from fallenfromgrace216 on Chris's eBay account}}
'''eBay''' is an online auction site frequented by [[Chris]]. He has often purchased and sold stuff there.

==Chris as a buyer==
Chris bought a lot of [[My Little Pony]]s from the site. His many eBay purchases helped Chris accumulate a debt of $2,000 on his credit card.

During the [[Megan Saga]], [[Megan]] often got Chris to buy her stuff — pictures of World War II [[CWCville|Wehrmacht]] soldiers, [[anime]] CDs, ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' paraphernalia — from eBay, probably because she didn't have a credit card herself. In an email from 2007, Megan revealed the nature of the transactions, offering to repay Chris with "cash and or uneeded goodies",<ref>http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Megan_Emails,_Jan-July_2007#Another_email_from_the_.22Seriously_Stop_Fucking_Touching_Me.22_collection</ref> though it seems in some cases Chris would buy things as gifts for her.

According to his feedback history as of 31 [[March 2010]], he spent $12.97 on ''[[God of War]] III ''The Forgotten Warrior Skin Code for PS3 and $9.99 for a ''God of War III'' Apollo In Game Skin Code. On 1 September 2010, he spent ''thirty dollars'' on a [[ModNation Racers]] Ratchet & Clank Mod. To put that in perspective, he could have bought the PSP version of ''ModNation Racers'' with that money, which he already did.<ref>http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=jesusguidesme2&ftab=AllFeedback&myworld=true</ref> The Ratchet & Clank Mod was later released on the [[PSN]] for merely $2.<ref>http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/11/09/playstation-store-update-164/</ref> Most recently, however, Chris purchased a 'Lego Friends' promotional display stand for $30 <ref>http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=jesusguidesme2&ftab=AllFeedback&myworld=true</ref>. 'Lego Friends' is a series of lego aimed at Pre-Teen girls, as evidenced by it's general kidiness and ease of assembly.

After being MIA on eBay for 2 years, he came back in late 2012 as a buyer. A new noteworthy feedback was the Skylanders Giants Wii Bundle Pack plus Bonus, which he sold for $165.

==Chris as a seller==
[[Image:Meat.jpg|thumb|TRUE and HONEST ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' merchandise]]
[[Image:Gibson.jpg|thumb|left|Notice the wonderful pile of dishes. Who wouldn't want to buy something from this house?]]
[[Image:LeapsterPink.jpg|thumb|Chris auctioned off a [[Homos|pink]] Leapster similar to this one on August 13, 2008.]]
[[File:ChrisKreO.JPG|thumb|left|Chris tried to sell this for $65. Seriously.]]
[[Image:01June2014-Original eBay Drawing.jpg|thumb|"The main image for this sale was edited to prevent forgery during listing, but a sample of the color is the secondary photo."]]
Since the late [[2008]], when the Chris-chan phenomenon became more widely known, people used Chris's eBay account as a means to troll him. They would bid on his auction, not pay, and then leave lulzy negative feedback.

Early in [[2009]], Chris tried to stop this form of trolling by changing his eBay name to "[[Chris and religion|jesusguidesme2]]", and deleting information from his account. It didn't work. The account had been dormant since [[September 2010]], but was active again as of [[August 2012]].

As of [[September 2009]], Chris, in a rare display of monetary wisdom, sold two of his awful [[Gitar of Fail|guitars.]] While not the autistic magnum opus we know as that [[Gitar of Fail]], the "[[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud|Meatwad's Shredwad]]" shows off Chris's disregard for [[Parody|copyright]] and his fail art in one fell stroke. It's perfectly okay for Chris to sell his crappy fake ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'' merch, but none of those slanderous [[trolls]] can do [[Chris and hypocrisy|''the exact same goddamn thing'']] with [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] products. He also sold his Gibson model controller, which was covered in stickers. Someone purchased both controllers for a ridiculous $90.99, plus $6 for shipping.

He also sold a [[Transformers|Bumblebee 2008 Concept Camaro]] claiming that it was unopened, which wasn't true.

In August 2008, Chris auctioned off a pink [[Wikipedia:LeapFrog Enterprises|LeapFrog]] [[Wikipedia:Leapster|Leapster]]. He received $29.99 for it. The Leapster is a handheld "educational" video game system marketed to children ages 4-10. This wasn't released until late [[2003]], so Chris was at least ''twenty-one'' when he bought it. He may have bought it because there was a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|''Sonic X'']] game available for the system. The game, which involves answering math problems to advance, is appropriate for 5-7 year olds.<ref>[http://www.leapfrog.com/en/families/leapster/leapster_learning/lg_sonic.html]</ref>

On 18 September 2013, Chris returned to eBay and tried to sell the "kre-o micro changers Series 1, 12 piece set complete" collection for $65.

On 28 May 2014, Chris posted on Facebook that he is selling a Antonio Stradiuarius Violen/Fiddle that belonged to his deceased [[Bob Chandler|father]]. Chris stated that he and his mother desperately needed to sell this family heirloom for some quick cash, while at the same time Chris begs his friends and family for duplicates of expensive LEGO sets he lost in the house fire.

On 1 June 2014, Chris listed an [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing]], with bids reaching over $10,000 in the first day of listing. Chris offered to frame the drawing and ship it in bubble wrap, but "ONLY when the art is Bought Now for the full price". He also planned to draw another "Original fresh" piece of art to sell afterwards. The listing was taken down mysteriously the morning after.

==See also==
*[[List of Chris's eBay sales]]

==References==
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==External links==
*[http://myworld.ebay.com/jesusguidesme2 Chris's account]
*[http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=jesusguidesme2&ftab=AllFeedback&myworld=true His feedback]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?kdhtoczdlxi Stuff Chris auctioned]

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2014-06-02T02:36:21Z

Misterkitty: Snapshot of the auction just a few hours in.

Snapshot of the auction just a few hours in.