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<div>{{quote|The man in the pickle suit tricked me again!|Christian Weston Chandler}}<br />
{{quote|HE KNOWS CLYDE CASH!|Chris on the Cucumber People}}<br />
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[[Image:CucumberMan.jpg|thumb|right|WHO IS THE CUCUMBER MAN?]]<br />
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The '''Man in the Pickle Suit''' (also known as the '''MPS''') is the arch-Nemesis of [[Chris]] whom he blames whenever he is tricked or conned.<br />
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Chris actually believes this is a real person. Since he also believes said [[niggos|negro]] is after him and behind all the recent trollings, basically everyone can become the [[Pickle]] Suit Man. As such, The Man in the Pickle Suit has now become the figure as whom most [[trolls]] anonymize.<br />
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Oddly, even though Chris turns basically everyone that [[Kick the Autistic|annoys him]] into a [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|villain]] in his [[Sonichu (comic)|shitty comic]], the Man in the Pickle Suit has been spared. The closest it got was when [[Clyde Cash|"Cly"]] fought Chris using a goddamn ''Pickle Gun''. A gun. Shaped like a pickle. That ''shot'' pickles. He never manages to actually hit Chris with it, so there's no way to tell how much damage a fucking pickle would actually do.<br />
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== Origin ==<br />
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[[Lordsillynipples]] is the one true creator of the pickle negro. After posing as [[Blanca|Blanca Weiss]] to troll CWC in early August 2008, silly made Chris believe that Blanca was indeed a black transvestite in a pickle costume. Ever since then, Chris fears the picklepeople.<br />
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== The Jew in the Pickle Suit ==<br />
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This Pickle Man, at great personal risk, rescued [[Emily]] from the horrific date with Chris IRL. He also accomponied [[Robert Simmons V]] to his [[Church audio|visit]] to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|Christian's Church]] disguised as an average civilian.<br />
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==The Pickleman Today==<br />
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Currently the man in the pickle suit leads a calm and relaxing life in the nude beaches of Molvania where he and the Molvanian people exchange ways to troll Chris.<br />
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==Selected videos==<br />
*11 September: [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008]] I'm upset and sad.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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Image:Pickleslol.jpg|One artist's depiction of the Man in the Pickle Suit.<br />
Image:Black_man_in_pickle_suit.jpg|The man in the pickle suit looking awesome.<br />
Image:MPSGotReal.jpg|That's no suit, Chris.<br />
Image:FC07.jpg|He is real. Very real.<br />
Image:Read This One.jpg|Despite including this warning, in which he suspected the user of being the Man in the Pickle Suit, he sent this user pictures of him in his mother's underwear and bra. IN THE SAME EMAIL.<br />
Image:TapestryPickleMan.jpg|The Man in the Pickle Suit is an ancient title passed on from one troll to another. In this lost scene from the Bayeux Tapestry, Geoffrey Weston the Feeble Minded (a possible early ancestor to [[Daniel Weston]]) is tricked by "The Man Donning the Pickled Cucumber Suit."<br />
Image:FightPickleman.jpg|The weaboo version of the Man in the Pickle Suit.<br />
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==External links==<br />
*[http://www.myspace.com/kawaiikitsune123 TMITPS' Myspace page.]<br />
*[http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Man-in-the-Pickle-Suit/178569036183 The Man In The Pickle Suit On Facebook.]<br />
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