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Lost Media

2022-08-18T04:33:51Z

Monkey777: /* Chris Chan VS. The Internet */

{{Honest}}

'''Lost media''' refers to media that once existed but has been lost or media that has never been released publicly and most likely never will.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_media</ref> In reference to Chris this definition will apply however only media that directly involves or mention [[Chris]] will be included. For Chris to be involved he had to have made the media or play a part in its creation. Therefore media like Chris's [[Sailor Moon]] DVD's will not be included as it does not involve or mention Chris even though he owned them. However this article will also include pieces of media that have not been fully lost but certain parts or sections have been lost such as an audio clip that has its video footage lost as seen with [[CatKnight Interview 5]] or [[Julie Reveals Herself]].

Also, both digital and physical media will be in this article however, the definition this article has established will apply to both.

Finally, the contents of this article are subject to change as '''Lost media''' can be found therefore, sections of this article maybe removed at a later date.

==Lost Media around Chris==

===Attraction Sign===
{{See also|Attraction Sign}}

The [[Attraction Sign]] were a series of signs detailing his desire for a [[boyfriend-free girl]] that [[Chris]] used from [[2004]] to [[2014]]. All the signs made before the [[2014 house fire]] have not appeared since likely being destroyed in the event thereby making them lost. One sign has been made since the [[2014 house fire]] on [[July 2014]] on Chris's [[OkCupid]] account<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Okcupid_8_jul_2014_4.jpg</ref> however it has also not appeared since likely making it lost.

===Autism papers===
{{See also|Autism papers}}

The [[Autism papers]] were a series of papers detailing the mental state of [[Chris]] and to what extent he has [[autism]]. Most of these papers appeared to have been destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]] as none of them have appeared since. Even if not destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]] the hoard that is [[14 Branchland Court]] makes finding these papers next to impossible making these papers almost certainly lost. However one paper from [[2004]] survives as it was e-mailed to [[Kacey]] by [[Chris]] who passed it on to [[Liquid Chris]] who then distributed the paper online in [[November 2009]].

===Black Tape===
{{See also|Chris and death}}
The "Black Tape" is a call between [[Chris]] and [[Jackie]] on 7 [[September 2011]] in which [[Chris]] broke down in the wake of his fathers death the prior day. The contents of the call were considered so harrowing<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/black-tape-chris-call-where-he-mourns-bob.1201/</ref> that the call has never been released in respect for [[Chris]]. It is unknown if anyone has the audio of the call so it is currently considered lost.

===CatKnight Interview 5 (Video)===
{{See also|CatKnight Interview 5}}

On 28 March 2016 Sir [[Arthur Spatchcock]] also known as CatKnight and Master Disaster conducted an interview with Chris on lets-plays. While the audio of this interview is still avalible the footage has been lost.

===Chris Chan VS. The Internet===
{{See also|Chris Chan VS. The Internet}}

[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]] was a documentary made by Joseph Draft first announced on Kickstarter on 4 [[April 2019]]. However, due to a variety of factors,<ref>https://archive.ph/doV4x</ref> the documentary has not surfaced and supposedly the hard drive containing the documentary has been destroyed making this documentary lost. However the trailer and the opening are available.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGekFLTbeos</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6uEMpBxFu0</ref>

===Chris Sex Logs (Audio)===
{{See also|Chris Sex Logs}}

On 27 [[September 2008]] [[PandaHalo]] released a series of Skype chats in which Chris discussed with here a variety of subjects related to [[sex]]. While the transcript of the chats are available the audio that accompanied the chats has been lost except for a 5:30 minute snippet.<ref>https://archive.org/details/cwcsexlogs1</ref>

===CWC 4 Puns of the Patridiots===

CWC 4 Puns of the Patridiots was a troll video in which aspects of Chris's life were mixed in with events from the game 'Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots'. This video is currently lost.

===CWC Like a Virgin (Video)===
{{See also|CWC Like a Virgin}}

[[CWC Like a Virgin]] is [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]'s cover of {{w|Madonna (entertainer)|Madonna}}'s "{{w|Like a Virgin (song)|Like a Virgin}}" released on [[April 2009]] as part of the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!]] album. While a transcript of the lyrics exists the video has been taken down due to copyright making it lost.

===Heart Torch of Fail===
{{See also|Heart Torch of Fail}}

The [[Heart Torch of Fail]] was a torch made of [[Pixelblocks]] that has an unknown significance to the [[Love Quest]]. The torch was made sometime before or during [[2005]] as it appears in [[Sonichu 4]] which was produced over that year. Since its appearance in [[2005]] it has never been seen since likely being destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]] thereby making it lost.

===Julie Reveals Herself (Video)===
{{See also|Julie Reveals Herself}}

[[Julie Reveals Herself]] is a [[Mumble]] chat between [[Bluespike]] and [[Chris]] on 3 [[March 2009]] which involves shoving the [[Sonichu Medallion]] up his rectum and [[Julie]] revealing herself to be a boy. While the audio of the chat exists the video that accompanied it, which includes footage of Chris shoving the [[Sonichu Medallion]] up his rectum, is lost.

===My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey (Kacey's Part)===
{{See also|My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey}}

On 31 [[October 2009]] Chris made a video singing the male part of the lyrics to the song 'A Whole New World' in response to [[Kacey]] uploading a video singing the same song but the female part. While Chris's video is avalible<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gv3znHKues</ref> Kacey's video has been taken down by Youtube and is currently lost.

===No More Jokes (NSFW Version and Response from Clyde)===
{{See also|No More Jokes}}

[[No More Jokes]] was a video by [[Chris]] released on 5 [[November 2009]] in which he reveals the real identity of [[Clyde Cash]]. While a SFW version of the video exists<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWwiXwhPFxM</ref> the NSFW version and Clyde's response to the video are currently lost.

===Power (Document)===
{{See also|Power}}

[[Power]] was a zipfile containing three videos of [[Chris]] performing acts of strength to impress [[Vanessa Hudgens]] which was leaked by [[The Miscreants]] on 27 [[April 2009]]. Along with the three videos contained an edited audio file of "[[I Got a Fish]]" and a "special thanks" document. While the videos and audio file are avalible the "special thanks" document has been lost.

===Red String of Fate===
{{See also|Red String of Fate}}

The [[Red String of Fate]] was as seen in the name a string designed to attract a [[boyfriend-free girl]] that [[Chris]] created on 1 [[August 2004]]. In [[anime]] like [[Excel Saga]], of which Chris likely got the idea from as he watched [[Excel Saga]] before creating the [[Red String of Fate]],<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20160827014324/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville//SchusNews3.htm</ref> the [[red string]] is used as a metaphor to in courting love. However, [[Chris]] did not see the metaphor and added a paper heart to the end of the string after which, he would throw the string at women in the hopes of "reeling" them in. On 5 [[August 2004]] a [[Jerkop|mall security guard]] confiscated it and it has never resurfaced likely being destroyed and thereby lost.

===Report cards===
{{See also|Honor roll}}

The reports cards are a series of papers from Chris's education detailing his grades and academic progress. There has been no mention of these documents since the [[2014 house fire]] likely being destroyed and thereby lost. Even if not destroyed [[Chris]] claimed before the [[2014 house fire]] in [[Mailbag 19]] that he could not access the documents.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mailbag_19#We_cannot_see_Chris.27s_report_cards</ref> Considering how cluttered [[14 Branchland Court]] is and [[Chris]] not having access to the documents to begin with it is unlikely that this documents can be found making them lost if they have not been destroyed. However, Chris's grades can be seen in the assignments that have survived in the [[Manchester High Leaks]], so Chris's grades are not entirely lost.

===Sonichu Fan Promo (Videos)===
{{See also|Sonichu Fan Promo}}

The [[Sonichu Fan Promo]] were three 3D animated shorts on [[Sonichu]] made by [[Timmys1984]] released between 11-14 [[October 2008]]. While the transcripts of all three videos exist only the third video remains.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpNoO0ZRDBE</ref> However [[Chris]] incorporated these animations into [[Sonichu]] Issue 9, pages 72, 78, and 79 with 72 being the first short, 78 being the second short, and 79 being the third short.

===Sonichu Home Club (Videos)===
{{See also|Sonichu Home Club}}

The [[Sonichu Home Club]] was an online event hosted on Chris's [[PS3]] through online network. The purpose of these events was to gather [[TRUE and HONEST]] fans of [[Sonichu]] however it appears these events were done by [[Chris]] in the hope of receiving praise. Two of these events occured and while the transcripts remain the videos are lost.

===Sonichu's Live PS4 Broadcast===
{{See also|Twitch}}

On 16 [[March 2018]] Chris streamed the game '''Burnout Paradise Remastered''' on the [[PS4]]. While certain parts of the stream are avalible<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXt6H5t1MoY</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUwx7Y0A6_o</ref> the stream footage in its entirety has been lost.

===The Sonichu Chronicles (Slides)===
{{See also|The Sonichu Chronicles}}

[[The Sonichu Chronicles]] was a PowerPoint presentation made by [[Chris]] in [[January 2009]] and was presented to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] as to give ideas on a [[Sonichu]] game. The transcript of the texts of the PowerPoint slides are avalible however the PowerPoint file is missing making the slides currently lost. However an image of the intro slide is avalible.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SonichuChronicles.jpg</ref>

===The Wall of Originals===
{{See also|The Wall of Originals}}

[[The Wall of Originals]] was a wall covered in Chris's customized [[Pokémon]] cards. Most of the cards from the wall were destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]] however some survived as revealed in a [[July 2017]] tweet and [[Chris]] listing the surviving cards on [[eBay]] on [[June 2018]].<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/July_2017_tweets#Holographic_cards</ref>

===Unreleased Miscreant Interactions===
{{See also|Miscreants}}

The [[Miscreants]] were a group of [[trolls]] consisting of many of the most notable including [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Liquid Chris]]. While many of their interactions with [[Chris]] are known, [[Marvin]] has confirmed that, a significant amount of chats and calls the [[Miscreants]] and [[Chris]] had have not been released.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-5-chris-and-chrissy.10627/page-6#post-822127</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/official-decision-regarding-gender-and-chris-gender-discussion-megathread.6283/page-31#post-5067791</ref> Considering how long ago these interactions happened and the fact it is unknown if anyone has these unreleased chats and calls these interactions are likely lost.

===Unreleased Null Chats===
{{See also|Null}}

==Unknown Lost Media==
While this article has listed lost media associated with [[Chris]] this is only lost media that is known to have existed and is now lost. It is almost certain that there are hundreds if not thousands of pieces of lost media around [[Chris]] that were never known or never released publicly or were never archived and have been lost. One can only speculate what has not been released or what has been lost over the course of Chris's life. Moreover one can only speculate what is waiting to be found.

==Lost and Found Media==

===IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court===
{{See also|IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court}}

The [[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]] as the title suggests was a tour of Chris's home that occurred on 31 [[August 2014]] with [[Chris]] giving the tour to [[Catherine]] and [[Cousin Al]]. The audio and slideshow of the tour was posted to [[Cousin Al]]'s Youtube channel on 5 [[March 2015]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/irl-tour-of-14-bc-audio.8231/</ref> Sometime in or before [[2020]] [[Cousin Al]]'s Youtube channel was terminated leading to the video of the audio and slideshow becoming lost as reported in [[Geno Samuel]]'s documentary [[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History]] on 31 [[July 2020]].<ref>https://youtu.be/55EsycjHeJs?t=77</ref> However, as of 6 [[August 2022]], the video containing the audio and the slideshow of the tour have been found.

===Manchester High Leaks===
{{See also|Manchester High Leaks}}

The [[Manchester High Leaks]] are a series of high school assignments from Chris's junior year between [[1998]] and [[1999]].<ref>https://archive.ph/4xcbm</ref> It was thought that these documents were permanently lost in the in the [[2014 house fire]] as before the fire these documents had not surfaced leading to them being considered lost even before the fire. However, [[Cousin Al]] on [[June 2014]] after digging through Chris's trash, found these documents though they were damaged from the [[2014 house fire]].

===Scrapbook of Fail===
{{See also|Scrapbook of Fail}}

The [[Scrapbook of Fail]] is two binders containing every comic [[Chris]] has ever drawn. After the [[2014 house fire]] the scrapbook stopped being mentioned leading to the belief that it had been lost however, in [[November 2015]] [[Chris]] revealed the scrapbook had been found, and survived the fire.

===ShecameforCWC.JPG===
{{See also|ShecameforCWC.JPG}}

[[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] is a pornographic drawing consisting of [[Chris]] vaginally stimulating [[Megan Schroeder]] uploaded to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] on 11 [[November 2007]]. On 4 [[November 2013]] [[Chris]] announced that he would destroy [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2013_Facebook_Posts#That_Dang_Drawing</ref> leading to the belief that the original drawing had been lost which was confirmed by a tweet [[Chris]] made on [[January 2018]] confirming he had destroyed [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]].<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/January_2018_tweets</ref> However, on [[April 2018]] [[Chris]] listed [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] for sale on his [[eBay]] which was bought by the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. It turned out that [[Chris]] had not destroyed the drawing but cut it up into squares making it easy to reassemble making it lost but not destroyed. It is unknown what the [[Teen Troon Squad]] have done with [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] but it can be presumed they still own it though they have not shown it off.

===The Classic===
{{See also|The Classic}}

[[The Classic]] refers to Chris's red and blue rugby shirt that he wore in many of his videos. It was thought that this shirt was destroyed and thereby lost in the [[2014 house fire]] however during [[April 2017]] [[Chris]] found [[The Classic]]. However on 10 [[August 2018]] [[Barb]] threw away [[The Classic]] as revealed in a text to the [[Teen Troon Squad]] from [[Chris]] thereby making [[The Classic]] lost again.<ref>https://8ch.net/cow/res/651071.html#q687492</ref>

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I Am Sick of the HATE!!! (I could use a break)

2019-03-07T21:37:54Z

Monkey777:

'''I Am Sick of the HATE!!! (I could use a break)''' is a video where Chris rants about the presence of [[trolls]] on his Twitter. This comes after posting a series of unusually angry tweets towards the [[weens]] making disparaging comments within his posts. Chris puts on an exaggerated accent in this video, making his voice difficult to understand.
It should also be noted that Chris is clearly reading off of a script, or a vague outline, and not in his usual unscripted rage video style. It is theorized that this involved the [[Idea Guy]]'s meddling by either giving him a speech to read for the video, or writing for Chris after he asked in order to make him come across better than usual. Chris may also have just written it himself in order to keep his ranting more cohesive, which it did not. Chris also says that it was [[Bob Chandler|his father]] who revealed their address and phone number, which is patently false.

==Video==
{{Tardrage}}
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| name = I Am Sick of the HATE!!! (I could use a break)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|15LJdfBGyW8}}
| stardate = 10 May 2018
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Rage|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{ManchildMeldownShirt|text}}
| saga = {{Idea Guy|text}}
| previous = [[May 2018 Paid Video Requests#Shoutout|Shoutout]]
| next = [[Copitz#Interview|A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan]]
}}

===Transcript===
[''angry redneck voice''] HELLO EVERYBODY THIS IS CHRISTINE CHANDLER COMING TO YA LIVE FROM HOME, AND IM GONNA TELL YA'LL SOME REAL, TRUE, SHIT!
I'll tell you what... YES!!! It WAS me on [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter TWITTER]!! I'm sick of the trolls, I'm sick of the hate, HATE HATE HATE on some GOD, DANG, COMMENTARY! I will not tolerate frickin' commentary anymore! I'm sick of the [''hits pillow''] hateful, hurtful, spiteful commentary ERRRRRRRR ERRRRRR
I'm TIRED of being HATED ON! I'm VERY STRESSED OUT! I'm human! [''incomprehensible''] Sonichu!

'''OWH NEED A BREAAAAAAK'''! I am a sentimental individual! My father always told me to STICK UP for and STAND UP for myself and HE always did the same thing, you know he did! He told you all the address of this very house, AND our phone number! [''Incomprehensible'']
YOU LOOK! You wanna come at us? You wanna come at us? You come at us! Whoever [''incomprehensible'']
He was... EUGHHHHHHH
And I'M just tired of constant DAY TO DAY TO DAY TO DAY TO DAY TO DAY TO DAY TO DAY TO DAY TO DAY TO DAY TO DAY TO DAY HATRED!!!
HAHTDREHHHHHHD!
And LIKE a certain person, many many many myears ago, my kindness, generosity, sentiment being taken advantage of, WILL NOT BE TOLERATEEEEEEEED!
And I will not tolerate anymore hurtful comments or BS from any of you spiteful, hating people... ANYMORE!!!
You better SHAPE UP! BE KIND! BE COURTEOUS! OR ITS THAT!
ERURRRRRR!

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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
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A message to the Trolls

2018-01-02T11:43:25Z

Monkey777:

{{Honest}}
'''A message to the Trolls''' (video name: '''A message to the Trolls.MOV''') is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 10 [[March 2010]], a while after learning that [[The Wallflower]] had discovered the [[CWCki]]. In it, he, while noticeably not wearing his [[medallion]] or the [[high school ring]], mostly whines to the trolls for interfering with his life, but doesn't go into specifics--mentioning only that trolls have been messing with his [[Gal-pals|friends]]. He ends the video by [[Chris and Anger|punching]] the [[PSEye]].

It's worth noting that despite blaming the trolls for much of his emotional pain and troubles in life, most of that has been self-induced by him - like making [[The Wallflower]]'s identity public to begin with, much like [[She Came for CWC]] was his own doing as well. The fact that Chris has been told at several points, by several people to stop engaging the trolls gives a new meaning to this video, considering it's purposefully addressed to his trolls and he went on to upload it for them, and in doing so ignored the advice of those who were trying to help him and renewing the trolls attention once more.

==Video==
{{tardrage}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = A message to the Trolls.MOV
| video = {{#ev:youtube|qCylHHQdnqk}}
| stardate = 10 [[March 2010]]
| subject = {{Rumors|text}}, {{Galpals|text}}, {{Violence|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Rage|text}}, {{Comedy|[[CWC is Sad|Unintentional Comedy]]}}
| shirt = {{JokerShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Surfshack Tito (video)|Surfshack Tito]]
| next = [[Don't Mess With Me]]
}}

{{quote|You are nothing but goddamn greedy, impatient, unloved, and corrupted fools.}}

=== Transcript ===
[''A visibly upset Chris begins the video by speaking in a [[Speech impediment|barely-audible, whining tone]]''] This message is for every last god damn troll that has been pestering me for the past number of years, even the recent ones. I have been in a number of moments finding [[china|peace]] and losing it later. Because {{RageQuote|YOU [[Bob Walks In|WON'T LET ME BE]]!}}

You are su- You are a bunch of damn [[Chris's room|immature]] [[Chris's education|DUMBASSES]] who have [[Chris and hypocrisy|no lives of your own]].

You don't want me to have a little life of my own, you don't want me [[love quest|to find long-lasting peace and happiness for myself]], you don't want me to find the whole true love for myself because you are so [[Chris and Ego|self-absorbed]] in yourselves, you don't wan- you only want me to give you more got-dang stories and [[Chris and art|art]] then I can give because of my... [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] comes in and out... it mostly comes in when I'm happy and have peace.

You are nothing but god damn [[Chris and money|greedy]], [[Mailbag|impatient]], [[Chris and remorse|unloved]], and [''shows the [[Claw of Fail|claw]]''] [[Chris and religion|corrupted]] fools. [[Heart level|Heartbreaks and heartaches]], they really hurt. I've let you all done so much whatever you want emotionally than me...but...it is...'''goddamn another story when you tryta''' '''''hurt my [[Megan|friends]] [[ShecameforCWC|AND GET THEM INVOLVED]] [[Chris and hypocrisy|like you've been doing!]]''''' [''Chris punches the camera and we go bright orange for a microsecond before cutting off.'']

==Fan videos==

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| video = {{#ev:youtube|U4gKGAip2n0}}
| stardate = 31 [[December 2017]]
| maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWjs5tLdO5Vg7MSERp0Nzxw monkey777]
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{{Troll Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Videos with Camera Abuse]]
[[Category:Pages with fan videos]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, March 2010| 2010-03-10]]
[[Category:Surfshack Tito Saga videos| 2010-03-10]]

A message to the Trolls

2018-01-02T11:42:25Z

Monkey777:

{{Honest}}
'''A message to the Trolls''' (video name: '''A message to the Trolls.MOV''') is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 10 [[March 2010]], a while after learning that [[The Wallflower]] had discovered the [[CWCki]]. In it, he, while noticeably not wearing his [[medallion]] or the [[high school ring]], mostly whines to the trolls for interfering with his life, but doesn't go into specifics--mentioning only that trolls have been messing with his [[Gal-pals|friends]]. He ends the video by [[Chris and Anger|punching]] the [[PSEye]].

It's worth noting that despite blaming the trolls for much of his emotional pain and troubles in life, most of that has been self-induced by him - like making [[The Wallflower]]'s identity public to begin with, much like [[She Came for CWC]] was his own doing as well. The fact that Chris has been told at several points, by several people to stop engaging the trolls gives a new meaning to this video, considering it's purposefully addressed to his trolls and he went on to upload it for them, and in doing so ignored the advice of those who were trying to help him and renewing the trolls attention once more.

==Video==
{{tardrage}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = A message to the Trolls.MOV
| video = {{#ev:youtube|qCylHHQdnqk}}
| stardate = 10 [[March 2010]]
| subject = {{Rumors|text}}, {{Galpals|text}}, {{Violence|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Rage|text}}, {{Comedy|[[CWC is Sad|Unintentional Comedy]]}}
| shirt = {{JokerShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Surfshack Tito (video)|Surfshack Tito]]
| next = [[Don't Mess With Me]]
}}

{{quote|You are nothing but goddamn greedy, impatient, unloved, and corrupted fools.}}

=== Transcript ===
[''A visibly upset Chris begins the video by speaking in a [[Speech impediment|barely-audible, whining tone]]''] This message is for every last god damn troll that has been pestering me for the past number of years, even the recent ones. I have been in a number of moments finding [[china|peace]] and losing it later. Because {{RageQuote|YOU [[Bob Walks In|WON'T LET ME BE]]!}}

You are su- You are a bunch of damn [[Chris's room|immature]] [[Chris's education|DUMBASSES]] who have [[Chris and hypocrisy|no lives of your own]].

You don't want me to have a little life of my own, you don't want me [[love quest|to find long-lasting peace and happiness for myself]], you don't want me to find the whole true love for myself because you are so [[Chris and Ego|self-absorbed]] in yourselves, you don't wan- you only want me to give you more got-dang stories and [[Chris and art|art]] then I can give because of my... [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] comes in and out... it mostly comes in when I'm happy and have peace.

You are nothing but god damn [[Chris and money|greedy]], [[Mailbag|impatient]], [[Chris and remorse|unloved]], and [''shows the [[Claw of Fail|claw]]''] [[Chris and religion|corrupted]] fools. [[Heart level|Heartbreaks and heartaches]], they really hurt. I've let you all done so much whatever you want emotionally than me...but...it is...'''goddamn another story when you tryta''' '''''hurt my [[Megan|friends]] [[ShecameforCWC|AND GET THEM INVOLVED]] [[Chris and hypocrisy|like you've been doing!]]''''' [''Chris punches the camera and we go bright orange for a microsecond before cutting off.'']

==Fan videos==

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| name = dramaticcwc.mp4
| video = {{#ev:youtube|U4gKGAip2n0}}
| stardate = 31 [[December 2010]]
| maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWjs5tLdO5Vg7MSERp0Nzxw monkey777]
| subject =
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{{Troll Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Videos with Camera Abuse]]
[[Category:Pages with fan videos]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, March 2010| 2010-03-10]]
[[Category:Surfshack Tito Saga videos| 2010-03-10]]