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Unholy Quintet

2023-04-17T20:07:06Z

MoonLord: /* Weens */

{{Protip| As tempting as it may be, it is best not to assign labels to certain people that contact Chris. Instead, the acts they themselves commit should be documented, as they are ultimately much more substantial to understanding Christory.}}

'''The Unholy Tetrad''' (formerly '''Trinity''' and '''Quintet''') is a term used by Christorians to refer to four common practices some orbiters may do that are often frowned upon by the CWCsphere. These include:

#[[White-Knighting]], trying to protect Chris for misguided purposes. This often involves downplaying and overlooking Chris's negative traits.
#[[A-Logging]], obnoxiously uplaying or exaggerating Chris's negative traits. This often, but not necessarily, includes comparing oneself to Chris or wishing physical harm or legal action on him.
#[[Enabling]], feeding into Chris's self-destructive habits.
#[[Weening]], trying and failing to annoy Chris.

[[Jacob Sockness]] and [[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]] are to date the only individuals to have famously done all of these to some extent.
== White Knights ==

{{Main|White Knights}}

'''White Knights''' are people who feel sorry for Chris, and feel that they need to help him overcome his demons. Out of all of the groups in the Unholy Tetrad, White Knights are by far the most benevolent, but many are [[naive]] to the fact that getting Chris to halt his [[Chris and his Ego|self-destructive lifestyle]] is going to take a lot more than [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job|a message]] on social media, or a [[Patreon]] donation.

There is nothing wrong with feeling sorry for Chris, but without a combination of [[wikipedia:tough love|''really'' tough love]] and proper resources, White Knights can unknowingly be as dangerous to Chris as the other four (sometimes worse), especially if they [[#Enablers|play along]] with Chris's belief that [[CWCville]] and his characters [[Imaginary friends|are real]], or donate large amounts of money that Chris will blow away on [[List of conventions attended by Chris|conventions]], toys and video games.

The level of devotion by White Knights vary greatly: the most moderate either back down or ask for a second opinion before making a fool of themselves, but the most fanatical may defend Chris even when it is clear as day that Chris was [[Chris and the law|in the wrong]].

=== Criteria ===

# A person that fervently defends Chris, even after it is obvious that Chris was [[Chris and the law|in the wrong]].
#A person who constantly praises Chris, even when such praise doesn’t fit his overall character or skills.
# A person that believes that Chris's poor decisions can be overlooked, because of his [[Autism|disability]] (spoiler: it's not always the case).<ref>''[https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-50692100 Tate Modern balcony push: Teen admits attempted murder]'' (London: BBC News, 6 December 2019). Accessed 12 February 2020.</ref>
# A person who attempts to paint themselves as heroic in the Chris Chan saga, despite having done many morally questionable acts, and lying about it, to gain fame.

== A-Logs ==

{{Main|A-Logging}}

'''A-Logs''' (or '''A-Loggers''') are people who express disproportionate levels of hatred for Chris, often wishing [[Destruction Of Chris's House|misery]] or physical harm on him. The term comes from Anthony "A-Log" Logatto, who would constantly boast about his superiority over Chris (and other people), and attempt to frame Chris as evil (and not [[naive]] in reality).

A-Logs often sit in the opposite extreme of [[#White Knights|White Knights]]: while White Knights try (and fail) to defend and help Chris, A-Logs try (and fail) to compare Chris to actual tyrants like [[wikipedia:Théoneste Bagosora|Théoneste Bagosora]] and [[wikipedia:Nicolae Ceaușescu|Nicolae Ceaușescu]]: one does not have to mention another certain tyrant to understand how A-Logging against Chris makes no sense.

Some [[#Weens|weens]] and malicious [[#Weens|enablers]] may adapt one or more tactics from A-Logs as part of their attempt to ruin Chris's life: examples include flooding listings of locations that Chris go to with negative reviews about him, or pure [[Idea Guys#Extortion|extortion]] in an attempt to brute-force misery or physical harm on Chris.

=== Criteria ===

# A person that tries to compare Chris to someone who is genuinely evil, such as a mass murderer or a war criminal.
# A person that tries to interpret Chris's flaws as a threat to society, rather than as a result of [[Borb|bad parenting]].
# A person who wishes for misery or physical harm on Chris.
# A person who celebrates or gloats when something bad happens to Chris.
# A person that tries to brute-force misery or physical harm on Chris.

== Enablers ==

{{Main|Enablers}}

'''Enablers''' are people who consistently feed into Chris’s bad habits. Unlike all other groups in the Tetrad, enablers come in all kinds of varieties. Some play along with Chris's beliefs about himself and the rest of the world. Others will donate money to him despite him imminently wasting any kind of money he already owns. All enablers do these things, and many more, with various intents and purposes.

Enablers usually agree with, and form a [[Chris and religion|religion]] of, Chris's belief that [[CWCville]] and his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] are real in the so-called "[[Dimension|dimension]]" of [[C-197]], where all other fictional characters and [[OCs]] live, [[Dimensions#Miscellaneous dimensions|plus a multitude of other dimensions]], and that he is the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU]] [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|Goddess]] of that dimension and that the [[Dimensional Merge]], the apocalyptic event where [[Dimension 1218]] (the dimension we live in) merges with C-197 into "Dimension [[1C-211987]]" to bring fictional characters and OCs into the real world, will happen in the very near-future. They also usually donate large amounts of money that Chris will blow away to fuel his [[Wikipedia:Peter Pan Syndrome|Peter Pan]] lifestyle. However, some enablers and [[#Weens|weens]] (such as the [[Idea Guys]]) [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|exploited]] Chris's weak grasp on reality for nefarious purposes.

Enablers are the most harmful to Chris, because it only fuels his already [[Chris and his ego|hyperinflated ego]], in which he answers to no one but himself, and that people will always provide for him in all cases. In the case of the Idea Guys, their exploitation of Chris's naivety not only corrupted the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' lore, but their extortion nearly caused financial ruin in May 2018.<ref>See also: [[14 Branchland Court#Idea Guy influences|14 Branchland Court, Idea Guy influences section]].</ref>

In the {{age|2000|03|17}} years since the creation of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], Chris's grasp on reality has deteriorated to a point that some [[#White Knights|White Knights]] face having to play along with Chris's beliefs to get in touch with him, and even after that there is no guarantee that Chris will follow their advice.

The works of the enablers are so well recognized by Chris himself that he refers to them officially as '''Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu''', or more simply '''devotees'''.

=== Criteria ===

# A person that encourages Chris to continue his Peter Pan lifestyle in some way.
# A person who pretends to believe Chris's interpretation of reality as fact.
# A person who genuinely believes Chris's interpretation of reality as fact.
# A person that exploits Chris's weak grasp on reality for malicious purposes.
# A person who donates money to Chris despite ''numerous warnings'' not to from other people.

== Weens ==

{{Main|Weens}}

'''Weens''' are people that try and fail to ruin Chris's life. Examples of weening include trying to get him [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] from places or websites that he visits, persistently spamming Chris's social media feeds with [[pickles]] and similar stuff to annoy him, or trying to get Chris kicked out of his house by [[THAT IS MY HOUSE#The Greene County Health Department responds|getting]] the local authority to condemn his house for demolition.

However, there is a lot of confusion as to what counts as weening: some observers tend to erroneously use the term against any trolling attempt since the death of [[Bob Chandler]] in 2011, even if it succeeds: some erroneously use the term against anyone who contacted Chris, even if they do not even fit the criteria of any of the Unholy Tetrad.

Regardless of how the term is used, trying to annoy Chris is utterly pointless, as Chris is no longer negatively phased by most trolling attempts. Attempts to ruin his life are also a [[Weening#Arguments against weening|very bad idea]], especially with the devastating impact of the [[Idea Guys]], and the escalating [[Financhu Crisis]]. The same goes for trying to harass places for having Chris as a customer or patron: some have now started to [[List of places that have banned Chris#Seaquestria Fest|preemptively ban]] him, since they have better things to do than deal with wannabe trolls flooding their social media channels.<ref>https://www.horse-news.org/2020/03/seaquestria-fest-exposing-everything.html</ref>

=== Criteria ===

# A person that tries and fails to annoy Chris or do him harm in some manner, and makes a fool of themselves as a result of it.
# A person that brags about trying to annoy Chris or ruin his life.<ref>[https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/e5tzlt/so_much_for_that_business_address/ So much for that "business" address] on Reddit</ref>
# A person who constantly blurts outdated Chris memes, such as "[[JULAAAY]]" and "[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]" in order to appear relevant.

==References==

<references/>

{{Unholy}}

[[Category:Trolling]]

Unholy Quintet

2023-04-17T20:06:42Z

MoonLord: /* Enablers */

{{Protip| As tempting as it may be, it is best not to assign labels to certain people that contact Chris. Instead, the acts they themselves commit should be documented, as they are ultimately much more substantial to understanding Christory.}}

'''The Unholy Tetrad''' (formerly '''Trinity''' and '''Quintet''') is a term used by Christorians to refer to four common practices some orbiters may do that are often frowned upon by the CWCsphere. These include:

#[[White-Knighting]], trying to protect Chris for misguided purposes. This often involves downplaying and overlooking Chris's negative traits.
#[[A-Logging]], obnoxiously uplaying or exaggerating Chris's negative traits. This often, but not necessarily, includes comparing oneself to Chris or wishing physical harm or legal action on him.
#[[Enabling]], feeding into Chris's self-destructive habits.
#[[Weening]], trying and failing to annoy Chris.

[[Jacob Sockness]] and [[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]] are to date the only individuals to have famously done all of these to some extent.
== White Knights ==

{{Main|White Knights}}

'''White Knights''' are people who feel sorry for Chris, and feel that they need to help him overcome his demons. Out of all of the groups in the Unholy Tetrad, White Knights are by far the most benevolent, but many are [[naive]] to the fact that getting Chris to halt his [[Chris and his Ego|self-destructive lifestyle]] is going to take a lot more than [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job|a message]] on social media, or a [[Patreon]] donation.

There is nothing wrong with feeling sorry for Chris, but without a combination of [[wikipedia:tough love|''really'' tough love]] and proper resources, White Knights can unknowingly be as dangerous to Chris as the other four (sometimes worse), especially if they [[#Enablers|play along]] with Chris's belief that [[CWCville]] and his characters [[Imaginary friends|are real]], or donate large amounts of money that Chris will blow away on [[List of conventions attended by Chris|conventions]], toys and video games.

The level of devotion by White Knights vary greatly: the most moderate either back down or ask for a second opinion before making a fool of themselves, but the most fanatical may defend Chris even when it is clear as day that Chris was [[Chris and the law|in the wrong]].

=== Criteria ===

# A person that fervently defends Chris, even after it is obvious that Chris was [[Chris and the law|in the wrong]].
#A person who constantly praises Chris, even when such praise doesn’t fit his overall character or skills.
# A person that believes that Chris's poor decisions can be overlooked, because of his [[Autism|disability]] (spoiler: it's not always the case).<ref>''[https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-50692100 Tate Modern balcony push: Teen admits attempted murder]'' (London: BBC News, 6 December 2019). Accessed 12 February 2020.</ref>
# A person who attempts to paint themselves as heroic in the Chris Chan saga, despite having done many morally questionable acts, and lying about it, to gain fame.

== A-Logs ==

{{Main|A-Logging}}

'''A-Logs''' (or '''A-Loggers''') are people who express disproportionate levels of hatred for Chris, often wishing [[Destruction Of Chris's House|misery]] or physical harm on him. The term comes from Anthony "A-Log" Logatto, who would constantly boast about his superiority over Chris (and other people), and attempt to frame Chris as evil (and not [[naive]] in reality).

A-Logs often sit in the opposite extreme of [[#White Knights|White Knights]]: while White Knights try (and fail) to defend and help Chris, A-Logs try (and fail) to compare Chris to actual tyrants like [[wikipedia:Théoneste Bagosora|Théoneste Bagosora]] and [[wikipedia:Nicolae Ceaușescu|Nicolae Ceaușescu]]: one does not have to mention another certain tyrant to understand how A-Logging against Chris makes no sense.

Some [[#Weens|weens]] and malicious [[#Weens|enablers]] may adapt one or more tactics from A-Logs as part of their attempt to ruin Chris's life: examples include flooding listings of locations that Chris go to with negative reviews about him, or pure [[Idea Guys#Extortion|extortion]] in an attempt to brute-force misery or physical harm on Chris.

=== Criteria ===

# A person that tries to compare Chris to someone who is genuinely evil, such as a mass murderer or a war criminal.
# A person that tries to interpret Chris's flaws as a threat to society, rather than as a result of [[Borb|bad parenting]].
# A person who wishes for misery or physical harm on Chris.
# A person who celebrates or gloats when something bad happens to Chris.
# A person that tries to brute-force misery or physical harm on Chris.

== Enablers ==

{{Main|Enablers}}

'''Enablers''' are people who consistently feed into Chris’s bad habits. Unlike all other groups in the Tetrad, enablers come in all kinds of varieties. Some play along with Chris's beliefs about himself and the rest of the world. Others will donate money to him despite him imminently wasting any kind of money he already owns. All enablers do these things, and many more, with various intents and purposes.

Enablers usually agree with, and form a [[Chris and religion|religion]] of, Chris's belief that [[CWCville]] and his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] are real in the so-called "[[Dimension|dimension]]" of [[C-197]], where all other fictional characters and [[OCs]] live, [[Dimensions#Miscellaneous dimensions|plus a multitude of other dimensions]], and that he is the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU]] [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|Goddess]] of that dimension and that the [[Dimensional Merge]], the apocalyptic event where [[Dimension 1218]] (the dimension we live in) merges with C-197 into "Dimension [[1C-211987]]" to bring fictional characters and OCs into the real world, will happen in the very near-future. They also usually donate large amounts of money that Chris will blow away to fuel his [[Wikipedia:Peter Pan Syndrome|Peter Pan]] lifestyle. However, some enablers and [[#Weens|weens]] (such as the [[Idea Guys]]) [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|exploited]] Chris's weak grasp on reality for nefarious purposes.

Enablers are the most harmful to Chris, because it only fuels his already [[Chris and his ego|hyperinflated ego]], in which he answers to no one but himself, and that people will always provide for him in all cases. In the case of the Idea Guys, their exploitation of Chris's naivety not only corrupted the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' lore, but their extortion nearly caused financial ruin in May 2018.<ref>See also: [[14 Branchland Court#Idea Guy influences|14 Branchland Court, Idea Guy influences section]].</ref>

In the {{age|2000|03|17}} years since the creation of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], Chris's grasp on reality has deteriorated to a point that some [[#White Knights|White Knights]] face having to play along with Chris's beliefs to get in touch with him, and even after that there is no guarantee that Chris will follow their advice.

The works of the enablers are so well recognized by Chris himself that he refers to them officially as '''Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu''', or more simply '''devotees'''.

=== Criteria ===

# A person that encourages Chris to continue his Peter Pan lifestyle in some way.
# A person who pretends to believe Chris's interpretation of reality as fact.
# A person who genuinely believes Chris's interpretation of reality as fact.
# A person that exploits Chris's weak grasp on reality for malicious purposes.
# A person who donates money to Chris despite ''numerous warnings'' not to from other people.

== Weens ==

{{Main|Weens}}

'''Weens''' are people that try and fail to ruin Chris's life. Examples of weening include trying to get him [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] from places or websites that he visits, persistently spamming Chris's social media feeds with [[pickles]] and similar stuff to annoy him, or trying to get Chris kicked out of his house by [[THAT IS MY HOUSE#The Greene County Health Department responds|getting]] the local authority to condemn his house for demolition.

However, there is a lot of confusion as to what counts as weening: some observers tend to erroneously use the term against any trolling attempt since the death of [[Bob Chandler]] in 2011, even if it succeeds: some erroneously use the term against anyone who contacted Chris, even if they do not even fit the criteria of any of the Unholy Quintent.

Regardless of how the term is used, trying to annoy Chris is utterly pointless, as Chris is no longer negatively phased by most trolling attempts. Attempts to ruin his life are also a [[Weening#Arguments against weening|very bad idea]], especially with the devastating impact of the [[Idea Guys]], and the escalating [[Financhu Crisis]]. The same goes for trying to harass places for having Chris as a customer or patron: some have now started to [[List of places that have banned Chris#Seaquestria Fest|preemptively ban]] him, since they have better things to do than deal with wannabe trolls flooding their social media channels.<ref>https://www.horse-news.org/2020/03/seaquestria-fest-exposing-everything.html</ref>

=== Criteria ===

# A person that tries and fails to annoy Chris or do him harm in some manner, and makes a fool of themselves as a result of it.
# A person that brags about trying to annoy Chris or ruin his life.<ref>[https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/e5tzlt/so_much_for_that_business_address/ So much for that "business" address] on Reddit</ref>
# A person who constantly blurts outdated Chris memes, such as "[[JULAAAY]]" and "[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]" in order to appear relevant.

==References==

<references/>

{{Unholy}}

[[Category:Trolling]]

Unholy Quintet

2023-04-17T19:52:08Z

MoonLord: /* White Knights */

{{Protip| As tempting as it may be, it is best not to assign labels to certain people that contact Chris. Instead, the acts they themselves commit should be documented, as they are ultimately much more substantial to understanding Christory.}}

'''The Unholy Tetrad''' (formerly '''Trinity''' and '''Quintet''') is a term used by Christorians to refer to four common practices some orbiters may do that are often frowned upon by the CWCsphere. These include:

#[[White-Knighting]], trying to protect Chris for misguided purposes. This often involves downplaying and overlooking Chris's negative traits.
#[[A-Logging]], obnoxiously uplaying or exaggerating Chris's negative traits. This often, but not necessarily, includes comparing oneself to Chris or wishing physical harm or legal action on him.
#[[Enabling]], feeding into Chris's self-destructive habits.
#[[Weening]], trying and failing to annoy Chris.

[[Jacob Sockness]] and [[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]] are to date the only individuals to have famously done all of these to some extent.
== White Knights ==

{{Main|White Knights}}

'''White Knights''' are people who feel sorry for Chris, and feel that they need to help him overcome his demons. Out of all of the groups in the Unholy Tetrad, White Knights are by far the most benevolent, but many are [[naive]] to the fact that getting Chris to halt his [[Chris and his Ego|self-destructive lifestyle]] is going to take a lot more than [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job|a message]] on social media, or a [[Patreon]] donation.

There is nothing wrong with feeling sorry for Chris, but without a combination of [[wikipedia:tough love|''really'' tough love]] and proper resources, White Knights can unknowingly be as dangerous to Chris as the other four (sometimes worse), especially if they [[#Enablers|play along]] with Chris's belief that [[CWCville]] and his characters [[Imaginary friends|are real]], or donate large amounts of money that Chris will blow away on [[List of conventions attended by Chris|conventions]], toys and video games.

The level of devotion by White Knights vary greatly: the most moderate either back down or ask for a second opinion before making a fool of themselves, but the most fanatical may defend Chris even when it is clear as day that Chris was [[Chris and the law|in the wrong]].

=== Criteria ===

# A person that fervently defends Chris, even after it is obvious that Chris was [[Chris and the law|in the wrong]].
#A person who constantly praises Chris, even when such praise doesn’t fit his overall character or skills.
# A person that believes that Chris's poor decisions can be overlooked, because of his [[Autism|disability]] (spoiler: it's not always the case).<ref>''[https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-50692100 Tate Modern balcony push: Teen admits attempted murder]'' (London: BBC News, 6 December 2019). Accessed 12 February 2020.</ref>
# A person who attempts to paint themselves as heroic in the Chris Chan saga, despite having done many morally questionable acts, and lying about it, to gain fame.

== A-Logs ==

{{Main|A-Logging}}

'''A-Logs''' (or '''A-Loggers''') are people who express disproportionate levels of hatred for Chris, often wishing [[Destruction Of Chris's House|misery]] or physical harm on him. The term comes from Anthony "A-Log" Logatto, who would constantly boast about his superiority over Chris (and other people), and attempt to frame Chris as evil (and not [[naive]] in reality).

A-Logs often sit in the opposite extreme of [[#White Knights|White Knights]]: while White Knights try (and fail) to defend and help Chris, A-Logs try (and fail) to compare Chris to actual tyrants like [[wikipedia:Théoneste Bagosora|Théoneste Bagosora]] and [[wikipedia:Nicolae Ceaușescu|Nicolae Ceaușescu]]: one does not have to mention another certain tyrant to understand how A-Logging against Chris makes no sense.

Some [[#Weens|weens]] and malicious [[#Weens|enablers]] may adapt one or more tactics from A-Logs as part of their attempt to ruin Chris's life: examples include flooding listings of locations that Chris go to with negative reviews about him, or pure [[Idea Guys#Extortion|extortion]] in an attempt to brute-force misery or physical harm on Chris.

=== Criteria ===

# A person that tries to compare Chris to someone who is genuinely evil, such as a mass murderer or a war criminal.
# A person that tries to interpret Chris's flaws as a threat to society, rather than as a result of [[Borb|bad parenting]].
# A person who wishes for misery or physical harm on Chris.
# A person who celebrates or gloats when something bad happens to Chris.
# A person that tries to brute-force misery or physical harm on Chris.

== Enablers ==

{{Main|Enablers}}

'''Enablers''' are people who consistently feed into Chris’s bad habits. Unlike all other groups in the Quintet, enablers come in all kinds of varieties. Some play along with Chris's beliefs about himself and the rest of the world. Others will donate money to him despite him imminently wasting any kind of money he already owns. All enablers do these things, and many more, with various intents and purposes.

Enablers usually agree with, and form a [[Chris and religion|religion]] of, Chris's belief that [[CWCville]] and his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] are real in the so-called "[[Dimension|dimension]]" of [[C-197]], where all other fictional characters and [[OCs]] live, [[Dimensions#Miscellaneous dimensions|plus a multitude of other dimensions]], and that he is the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU]] [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|Goddess]] of that dimension and that the [[Dimensional Merge]], the apocalyptic event where [[Dimension 1218]] (the dimension we live in) merges with C-197 into "Dimension [[1C-211987]]" to bring fictional characters and OCs into the real world, will happen in the very near-future. They also usually donate large amounts of money that Chris will blow away to fuel his [[Wikipedia:Peter Pan Syndrome|Peter Pan]] lifestyle. However, some enablers and [[#Weens|weens]] (such as the [[Idea Guys]]) [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|exploited]] Chris's weak grasp on reality for nefarious purposes.

Enablers are the most harmful to Chris, because it only fuels his already [[Chris and his ego|hyperinflated ego]], in which he answers to no one but himself, and that people will always provide for him in all cases. In the case of the Idea Guys, their exploitation of Chris's naivety not only corrupted the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' lore, but their extortion nearly caused financial ruin in May 2018.<ref>See also: [[14 Branchland Court#Idea Guy influences|14 Branchland Court, Idea Guy influences section]].</ref>

In the {{age|2000|03|17}} years since the creation of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], Chris's grasp on reality has deteriorated to a point that some [[#White Knights|White Knights]] face having to play along with Chris's beliefs to get in touch with him, and even after that there is no guarantee that Chris will follow their advice.

The works of the enablers are so well recognized by Chris himself that he refers to them officially as '''Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu''', or more simply '''devotees'''.

=== Criteria ===

# A person that encourages Chris to continue his Peter Pan lifestyle in some way.
# A person who pretends to believe Chris's interpretation of reality as fact.
# A person who genuinely believes Chris's interpretation of reality as fact.
# A person that exploits Chris's weak grasp on reality for malicious purposes.
# A person who donates money to Chris despite ''numerous warnings'' not to from other people.

== Weens ==

{{Main|Weens}}

'''Weens''' are people that try and fail to ruin Chris's life. Examples of weening include trying to get him [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] from places or websites that he visits, persistently spamming Chris's social media feeds with [[pickles]] and similar stuff to annoy him, or trying to get Chris kicked out of his house by [[THAT IS MY HOUSE#The Greene County Health Department responds|getting]] the local authority to condemn his house for demolition.

However, there is a lot of confusion as to what counts as weening: some observers tend to erroneously use the term against any trolling attempt since the death of [[Bob Chandler]] in 2011, even if it succeeds: some erroneously use the term against anyone who contacted Chris, even if they do not even fit the criteria of any of the Unholy Quintent.

Regardless of how the term is used, trying to annoy Chris is utterly pointless, as Chris is no longer negatively phased by most trolling attempts. Attempts to ruin his life are also a [[Weening#Arguments against weening|very bad idea]], especially with the devastating impact of the [[Idea Guys]], and the escalating [[Financhu Crisis]]. The same goes for trying to harass places for having Chris as a customer or patron: some have now started to [[List of places that have banned Chris#Seaquestria Fest|preemptively ban]] him, since they have better things to do than deal with wannabe trolls flooding their social media channels.<ref>https://www.horse-news.org/2020/03/seaquestria-fest-exposing-everything.html</ref>

=== Criteria ===

# A person that tries and fails to annoy Chris or do him harm in some manner, and makes a fool of themselves as a result of it.
# A person that brags about trying to annoy Chris or ruin his life.<ref>[https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/e5tzlt/so_much_for_that_business_address/ So much for that "business" address] on Reddit</ref>
# A person who constantly blurts outdated Chris memes, such as "[[JULAAAY]]" and "[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]" in order to appear relevant.

==References==

<references/>

{{Unholy}}

[[Category:Trolling]]

Chris and television

2023-02-04T00:20:24Z

MoonLord: /* Taste in TV */

{{Needs Updating|[[The Place chats (October 2020)#Tea Parties and Musicals]]}}
[[Image:126052012913.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Sonichu]], coming soon on ''[[Family Guy]]''.]]
{{Quote|I Watch TOO MUCH FUCKING TELEVISION!!!|Chris, being surprisingly [[TRUE and HONEST]].<ref>[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>}}

'''Television''' is a widely-used telecommunication medium for transmitting and receiving moving images. It is a staple in almost all North American homes, as well as many other homes throughout the world. It's also one of the favorite pastimes of our [[Chris|mutual friend]]. Indeed, when not "[[Fridays After Five|social]][[Impulse Gay Social-Club|izing]]", [[recycling]], playing [[video games]] or ranting about [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue arms]], it's a fairly safe bet Chris is sitting down and watching TV. [[Chris and health|Lots and lots of TV]].

Chris gets most of his information concerning the outside world through the television, among other entertainment media. This leads to blatantly ripping off concepts and characters from whatever he watches.

==Interpretation of media==

Chris is prone to interpreting various forms of media in his own strange way. During his attempt to put up his own ads on the CWCipedia, he claimed that the award-winning film ''{{w|Avatar (film)|Avatar}}'' was meant to promote the eradication of [[homos]]exuality, rather than the tolerance of other cultures.<ref>When Chris edited [[Mailbag 23]], he [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag_23&oldid=5987 inserted into the article an ad for ''Avatar''] and wrote a caption under it saying the movie promotes heterosexuality. This ad was later on removed by the sysop.</ref> How he contrived this idea is a complete mystery; not only does homosexuality not feature in the film in any way, but the message of the film is it's wrong to exterminate anything. His fear of homosexuals destroying the future, incidentally, emerged from an episode of ''[[South Park]]'' called "{{w|Goobacks}}", which was a satire of the controversy of illegal immigration. In the episode, a group of [[Ruckersville, VA|rednecks]] who had lost their jobs to the illegal immigrants from the future decided that the best way to get their jobs back was to destroy the future by making everyone gay so there wouldn't be anybody in the future. Chris, however, [[Autism|took everything at face value]] and interpreted the episode as a scare film on par with ''{{w|Red Dawn}}''. In a similar vein, Chris is convinced that ''[[Family Guy]]'' is anti-gay Republican propaganda, owing to his failure to interpret that the show is [[parody]]ing Republicans, and that the show's creator [[Seth MacFarlane]] is famously a supporter of gay rights. Interestingly, Chris does not have this same misconception when it comes to live-action media. He's explicitly stated that ''Seinfeld'' characters aren't real and justified his like of the ''[[Saw]]'' series by saying that the violence is all made up.

As shown above, Chris rarely understands any moral dispensed by media, generally wildly misinterpreting them and then citing them as justification for his ridiculous and bigoted behavior. For example, while attempting to justify his attempt to pretend to be [[Liquid Chris]] in an attempt to steal his girlfriend, he claimed that he was "wrong, but for the right reasons".<ref>[[I Love You Kacey]]</ref> This comes from another episode of ''South Park'' called "{{w|Best Friends Forever (South Park)|Best Friends Forever}}", where, after a satire of the {{w|Terri Schiavo}} controversy, it is stated that Cartman was "right, but for the wrong reasons". In context, it meant that his goal of shutting down the vegetative Kenny's life support was the right thing to do (for reasons involving the fate of the universe that are too complex to explain here), but his motivation was completely off mark: he only did it because he knew that Kenny's death would cause him to inherit his [[PSP]]. Meanwhile, Stan and Kyle were "Wrong, but for the right reasons", as they wanted to keep Kenny alive in a perpetual vegetative state even though they should just let him die, but they were doing so because they actually cared about Kenny, rather than exploiting the situation for their own benefit like Cartman was. Chris seems to have interpreted this as "If you do a bunch of bad things, like pretending to be someone else in order to steal their girlfriend, you are completely justified in doing so if your dishonest actions lead to a positive outcome, like proving that you are the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler and getting laid".

===Dimensional Merge===
{{Incomplete}}

== Taste in TV ==
[[Image:Notthebathroom.jpg|thumb|A [[Ghostbusters|"classic" children's show]].]]
[[Image:Howells.jpg|thumb|Chris enjoys [[Gilligan's Island|ancient sitcoms]] thanks to his parents.]]

Chris is a fan of South Park and almost all of Seth McFarlane's creations (''[[Family Guy]]'', ''American Dad!'', ''[[The Cleveland Show]]''). He bought [[List of Chris's PSN video downloads|tons of their episodes]] via the [[PlayStation Network]], for a sizable amount of [[money]]. [[Adult Swim]] is another big favorite of our autistic hero, and he even entered [[Harvey Birdman commercial|one of their contests]] and [[Adult Swim posts#Chris on his Harvey Birdman contest entry (April 2005)|raged when he didn't win]]. He recently got into F is For Family, a Netflix original created by Bill Burr.

[[Anime]] is another area where Chris's choices are very transparent. Among some of his favorites over the years include ''{{w|Shuffle!}}'' (essentially a tale of a somewhat unlikable guy [[Women's rights|suddenly being accosted by several obedient and attractive females]]), ''{{w|Gunslinger Girl}}'' (essentially a slightly [[Pedofork|unnerving]] bit of softcore eroticism), and ''[[Excel Saga]]'' (while generally regarded favorably, is chock-full of in-jokes and [[parody]], things that Chris can't understand but is eager to copy).

Certain bizarre choices do stick out, however. ''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]'' has been [[CWCFlyingElephants|brought up]] or '[[Merried Seinor Comic|referenced]]' several times, along with [[Some Favored Comedians|comedian]] [[Red Skelton]], and ''[[I Love Lucy]]''. The former feature's absurdity probably piqued Chris's interest, while the final two are probably an offshoot of [[Borb|his decrepit parents]].

Chris has stated that he enjoyed [[The Place chats (October 2020)#Tea Parties and Musicals|movie musicals]], and that his top 3 are "On The Town", "Singin' in the Rain", and "Meet Me In St. Louis".

Chris seems to have also watched a fair bit of Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon in the late 1990s and early 2000s, making references to ''[[KCWC_broadcast|Cousin Skeeter]]'', ''[[Things_Chris_has_ripped_off#Ed.2C_Edd_n_Eddy|Ed, Edd n Eddy]]'', and ''[[Things_Chris_has_ripped_off#The_Powerpuff_Girls|The Powerpuff]] [[Tomgirl_Saga|Girls]]'', among others. Many of these shows have gained significant cult followings, but were made for kids much younger than Chris was at the time. Seeing his [[Pokemon|oth]][[Transformers|er]] [[Sonic_The_Hedgehog|int]][[Lego|erests]], though, it's not that surprising that he was watching shows designed for elementary schoolers when he was in high school and college.

Chris has also shown an affinity for some darker movies, the most jarring being the ''[[Saw]]'' series. He rarely mentions the movies, though it's possible their influence led to the events of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], where the [[Asperpedia Four]] were executed via elaborate death traps...well, elaborate by [[Autism|Chris's]] [[Chris and reality|standards]].

If [[:File:Family Guy mirror.jpg|this picture]] is clear, Chris may be using Hulu or Hulu Plus lately to watch all the shows he can't on Netflix.

Mods Chris uploaded to ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' indicates he's a fan of ''{{w|Drawn Together}}'', for [[Mass debating|obvious reasons]].

He copied a scene from ''Beavis and Butthead'' in an issue of ''Sonichu''.
{{-}}

== Netflix ==
{{main|Netflix}}

Chris has used Netflix to satisfy his watching needs instantaneously, enabling him to reach a near-comatose state of mental saturation. Put in more practical terms, he spent more than ''6 hours'' watching ''{{w|Keeping Up Appearances}}'' and ''[[South Park]]'' in a single day. Twice. In terms of averages, Chris watches roughly 3 hours of television a day, at least for the week viewed.<ref>[[Netflix#Queues on 21 November 2009]]</ref>

The huge selection and 'Instant Watch' feature, combined with Chris's need to whack, has led to some interesting choices in film. To date, he has rented ''{{w|Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy}}'', ''Story of O'', ''[[Virgin]]'', and many more titles with sexual names and/or posters. Considering Netflix doesn't deal in porn, he's wasting his time. Other than these porno hunts and impulse rentals, Chris is pretty much interested in only two types of three types of programs; adult cartoons, British sitcoms, and comedy, displaying a remarkably narrow range of interests. The only movie that really stands out in his selections is ''[[Vamprosa|Twilight]]''.

Netflix has also allowed him easier access to the cartoons of his childhood, ''[[Transformers]]'' and ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]]'' being the most prominent. The apparent binge of ''Transformers''-related television may have been the "[[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]]" behind [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]].

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris-Chan the Sitcom
| ytid = ViA0Xv9OwUc
| Stardate = 27 [[April 2010]]
| Maker = MycalFelps
| Subject = {{Television|text}}
}}

==See also==
*[[Fandoms]]
*[[Netflix]]

==References==
<references />

{{Chris and}}

Chris and television

2023-02-03T23:59:48Z

MoonLord: /* Taste in TV */

{{Needs Updating|[[The Place chats (October 2020)#Tea Parties and Musicals]]}}
[[Image:126052012913.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Sonichu]], coming soon on ''[[Family Guy]]''.]]
{{Quote|I Watch TOO MUCH FUCKING TELEVISION!!!|Chris, being surprisingly [[TRUE and HONEST]].<ref>[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>}}

'''Television''' is a widely-used telecommunication medium for transmitting and receiving moving images. It is a staple in almost all North American homes, as well as many other homes throughout the world. It's also one of the favorite pastimes of our [[Chris|mutual friend]]. Indeed, when not "[[Fridays After Five|social]][[Impulse Gay Social-Club|izing]]", [[recycling]], playing [[video games]] or ranting about [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue arms]], it's a fairly safe bet Chris is sitting down and watching TV. [[Chris and health|Lots and lots of TV]].

Chris gets most of his information concerning the outside world through the television, among other entertainment media. This leads to blatantly ripping off concepts and characters from whatever he watches.

==Interpretation of media==

Chris is prone to interpreting various forms of media in his own strange way. During his attempt to put up his own ads on the CWCipedia, he claimed that the award-winning film ''{{w|Avatar (film)|Avatar}}'' was meant to promote the eradication of [[homos]]exuality, rather than the tolerance of other cultures.<ref>When Chris edited [[Mailbag 23]], he [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag_23&oldid=5987 inserted into the article an ad for ''Avatar''] and wrote a caption under it saying the movie promotes heterosexuality. This ad was later on removed by the sysop.</ref> How he contrived this idea is a complete mystery; not only does homosexuality not feature in the film in any way, but the message of the film is it's wrong to exterminate anything. His fear of homosexuals destroying the future, incidentally, emerged from an episode of ''[[South Park]]'' called "{{w|Goobacks}}", which was a satire of the controversy of illegal immigration. In the episode, a group of [[Ruckersville, VA|rednecks]] who had lost their jobs to the illegal immigrants from the future decided that the best way to get their jobs back was to destroy the future by making everyone gay so there wouldn't be anybody in the future. Chris, however, [[Autism|took everything at face value]] and interpreted the episode as a scare film on par with ''{{w|Red Dawn}}''. In a similar vein, Chris is convinced that ''[[Family Guy]]'' is anti-gay Republican propaganda, owing to his failure to interpret that the show is [[parody]]ing Republicans, and that the show's creator [[Seth MacFarlane]] is famously a supporter of gay rights. Interestingly, Chris does not have this same misconception when it comes to live-action media. He's explicitly stated that ''Seinfeld'' characters aren't real and justified his like of the ''[[Saw]]'' series by saying that the violence is all made up.

As shown above, Chris rarely understands any moral dispensed by media, generally wildly misinterpreting them and then citing them as justification for his ridiculous and bigoted behavior. For example, while attempting to justify his attempt to pretend to be [[Liquid Chris]] in an attempt to steal his girlfriend, he claimed that he was "wrong, but for the right reasons".<ref>[[I Love You Kacey]]</ref> This comes from another episode of ''South Park'' called "{{w|Best Friends Forever (South Park)|Best Friends Forever}}", where, after a satire of the {{w|Terri Schiavo}} controversy, it is stated that Cartman was "right, but for the wrong reasons". In context, it meant that his goal of shutting down the vegetative Kenny's life support was the right thing to do (for reasons involving the fate of the universe that are too complex to explain here), but his motivation was completely off mark: he only did it because he knew that Kenny's death would cause him to inherit his [[PSP]]. Meanwhile, Stan and Kyle were "Wrong, but for the right reasons", as they wanted to keep Kenny alive in a perpetual vegetative state even though they should just let him die, but they were doing so because they actually cared about Kenny, rather than exploiting the situation for their own benefit like Cartman was. Chris seems to have interpreted this as "If you do a bunch of bad things, like pretending to be someone else in order to steal their girlfriend, you are completely justified in doing so if your dishonest actions lead to a positive outcome, like proving that you are the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler and getting laid".

===Dimensional Merge===
{{Incomplete}}

== Taste in TV ==
[[Image:Notthebathroom.jpg|thumb|A [[Ghostbusters|"classic" children's show]].]]
[[Image:Howells.jpg|thumb|Chris enjoys [[Gilligan's Island|ancient sitcoms]] thanks to his parents.]]

Chris is a fan of South Park and almost all of Seth McFarlane's creations (''[[Family Guy]]'', ''American Dad!'', ''[[The Cleveland Show]]''). He bought [[List of Chris's PSN video downloads|tons of their episodes]] via the [[PlayStation Network]], for a sizable amount of [[money]]. [[Adult Swim]] is another big favorite of our autistic hero, and he even entered [[Harvey Birdman commercial|one of their contests]] and [[Adult Swim posts#Chris on his Harvey Birdman contest entry (April 2005)|raged when he didn't win]]. He recently got into F is For Family, a Netflix original created by Bill Burr.

[[Anime]] is another area where Chris's choices are very transparent. Among some of his favorites over the years include ''{{w|Shuffle!}}'' (essentially a tale of a somewhat unlikable guy [[Women's rights|suddenly being accosted by several obedient and attractive females]]), ''{{w|Gunslinger Girl}}'' (essentially a slightly [[Pedofork|unnerving]] bit of softcore eroticism), and ''[[Excel Saga]]'' (while generally regarded favorably, is chock-full of in-jokes and [[parody]], things that Chris can't understand but is eager to copy).

Certain bizarre choices do stick out, however. ''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]'' has been [[CWCFlyingElephants|brought up]] or '[[Merried Seinor Comic|referenced]]' several times, along with [[Some Favored Comedians|comedian]] [[Red Skelton]], and ''[[I Love Lucy]]''. The former feature's absurdity probably piqued Chris's interest, while the final two are probably an offshoot of [[Borb|his decrepit parents]].

Chris has stated that he enjoyed [[The Place chats (October 2020)|movie musicals]], and that his top 3 are "On The Town", "Singin' in the Rain", and "Meet Me In St. Louis".

Chris seems to have also watched a fair bit of Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon in the late 1990s and early 2000s, making references to ''[[KCWC_broadcast|Cousin Skeeter]]'', ''[[Things_Chris_has_ripped_off#Ed.2C_Edd_n_Eddy|Ed, Edd n Eddy]]'', and ''[[Things_Chris_has_ripped_off#The_Powerpuff_Girls|The Powerpuff]] [[Tomgirl_Saga|Girls]]'', among others. Many of these shows have gained significant cult followings, but were made for kids much younger than Chris was at the time. Seeing his [[Pokemon|oth]][[Transformers|er]] [[Sonic_The_Hedgehog|int]][[Lego|erests]], though, it's not that surprising that he was watching shows designed for elementary schoolers when he was in high school and college.

Chris has also shown an affinity for some darker movies, the most jarring being the ''[[Saw]]'' series. He rarely mentions the movies, though it's possible their influence led to the events of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], where the [[Asperpedia Four]] were executed via elaborate death traps...well, elaborate by [[Autism|Chris's]] [[Chris and reality|standards]].

If [[:File:Family Guy mirror.jpg|this picture]] is clear, Chris may be using Hulu or Hulu Plus lately to watch all the shows he can't on Netflix.

Mods Chris uploaded to ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' indicates he's a fan of ''{{w|Drawn Together}}'', for [[Mass debating|obvious reasons]].

He copied a scene from ''Beavis and Butthead'' in an issue of ''Sonichu''.
{{-}}

== Netflix ==
{{main|Netflix}}

Chris has used Netflix to satisfy his watching needs instantaneously, enabling him to reach a near-comatose state of mental saturation. Put in more practical terms, he spent more than ''6 hours'' watching ''{{w|Keeping Up Appearances}}'' and ''[[South Park]]'' in a single day. Twice. In terms of averages, Chris watches roughly 3 hours of television a day, at least for the week viewed.<ref>[[Netflix#Queues on 21 November 2009]]</ref>

The huge selection and 'Instant Watch' feature, combined with Chris's need to whack, has led to some interesting choices in film. To date, he has rented ''{{w|Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy}}'', ''Story of O'', ''[[Virgin]]'', and many more titles with sexual names and/or posters. Considering Netflix doesn't deal in porn, he's wasting his time. Other than these porno hunts and impulse rentals, Chris is pretty much interested in only two types of three types of programs; adult cartoons, British sitcoms, and comedy, displaying a remarkably narrow range of interests. The only movie that really stands out in his selections is ''[[Vamprosa|Twilight]]''.

Netflix has also allowed him easier access to the cartoons of his childhood, ''[[Transformers]]'' and ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]]'' being the most prominent. The apparent binge of ''Transformers''-related television may have been the "[[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]]" behind [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]].

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris-Chan the Sitcom
| ytid = ViA0Xv9OwUc
| Stardate = 27 [[April 2010]]
| Maker = MycalFelps
| Subject = {{Television|text}}
}}

==See also==
*[[Fandoms]]
*[[Netflix]]

==References==
<references />

{{Chris and}}

Chris and television

2023-02-03T23:59:01Z

MoonLord: /* Taste in TV */

{{Needs Updating|[[The Place chats (October 2020)#Tea Parties and Musicals]]}}
[[Image:126052012913.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Sonichu]], coming soon on ''[[Family Guy]]''.]]
{{Quote|I Watch TOO MUCH FUCKING TELEVISION!!!|Chris, being surprisingly [[TRUE and HONEST]].<ref>[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>}}

'''Television''' is a widely-used telecommunication medium for transmitting and receiving moving images. It is a staple in almost all North American homes, as well as many other homes throughout the world. It's also one of the favorite pastimes of our [[Chris|mutual friend]]. Indeed, when not "[[Fridays After Five|social]][[Impulse Gay Social-Club|izing]]", [[recycling]], playing [[video games]] or ranting about [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue arms]], it's a fairly safe bet Chris is sitting down and watching TV. [[Chris and health|Lots and lots of TV]].

Chris gets most of his information concerning the outside world through the television, among other entertainment media. This leads to blatantly ripping off concepts and characters from whatever he watches.

==Interpretation of media==

Chris is prone to interpreting various forms of media in his own strange way. During his attempt to put up his own ads on the CWCipedia, he claimed that the award-winning film ''{{w|Avatar (film)|Avatar}}'' was meant to promote the eradication of [[homos]]exuality, rather than the tolerance of other cultures.<ref>When Chris edited [[Mailbag 23]], he [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag_23&oldid=5987 inserted into the article an ad for ''Avatar''] and wrote a caption under it saying the movie promotes heterosexuality. This ad was later on removed by the sysop.</ref> How he contrived this idea is a complete mystery; not only does homosexuality not feature in the film in any way, but the message of the film is it's wrong to exterminate anything. His fear of homosexuals destroying the future, incidentally, emerged from an episode of ''[[South Park]]'' called "{{w|Goobacks}}", which was a satire of the controversy of illegal immigration. In the episode, a group of [[Ruckersville, VA|rednecks]] who had lost their jobs to the illegal immigrants from the future decided that the best way to get their jobs back was to destroy the future by making everyone gay so there wouldn't be anybody in the future. Chris, however, [[Autism|took everything at face value]] and interpreted the episode as a scare film on par with ''{{w|Red Dawn}}''. In a similar vein, Chris is convinced that ''[[Family Guy]]'' is anti-gay Republican propaganda, owing to his failure to interpret that the show is [[parody]]ing Republicans, and that the show's creator [[Seth MacFarlane]] is famously a supporter of gay rights. Interestingly, Chris does not have this same misconception when it comes to live-action media. He's explicitly stated that ''Seinfeld'' characters aren't real and justified his like of the ''[[Saw]]'' series by saying that the violence is all made up.

As shown above, Chris rarely understands any moral dispensed by media, generally wildly misinterpreting them and then citing them as justification for his ridiculous and bigoted behavior. For example, while attempting to justify his attempt to pretend to be [[Liquid Chris]] in an attempt to steal his girlfriend, he claimed that he was "wrong, but for the right reasons".<ref>[[I Love You Kacey]]</ref> This comes from another episode of ''South Park'' called "{{w|Best Friends Forever (South Park)|Best Friends Forever}}", where, after a satire of the {{w|Terri Schiavo}} controversy, it is stated that Cartman was "right, but for the wrong reasons". In context, it meant that his goal of shutting down the vegetative Kenny's life support was the right thing to do (for reasons involving the fate of the universe that are too complex to explain here), but his motivation was completely off mark: he only did it because he knew that Kenny's death would cause him to inherit his [[PSP]]. Meanwhile, Stan and Kyle were "Wrong, but for the right reasons", as they wanted to keep Kenny alive in a perpetual vegetative state even though they should just let him die, but they were doing so because they actually cared about Kenny, rather than exploiting the situation for their own benefit like Cartman was. Chris seems to have interpreted this as "If you do a bunch of bad things, like pretending to be someone else in order to steal their girlfriend, you are completely justified in doing so if your dishonest actions lead to a positive outcome, like proving that you are the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler and getting laid".

===Dimensional Merge===
{{Incomplete}}

== Taste in TV ==
[[Image:Notthebathroom.jpg|thumb|A [[Ghostbusters|"classic" children's show]].]]
[[Image:Howells.jpg|thumb|Chris enjoys [[Gilligan's Island|ancient sitcoms]] thanks to his parents.]]

Chris is a fan of South Park and almost all of Seth McFarlane's creations (''[[Family Guy]]'', ''American Dad!'', ''[[The Cleveland Show]]''). He bought [[List of Chris's PSN video downloads|tons of their episodes]] via the [[PlayStation Network]], for a sizable amount of [[money]]. [[Adult Swim]] is another big favorite of our autistic hero, and he even entered [[Harvey Birdman commercial|one of their contests]] and [[Adult Swim posts#Chris on his Harvey Birdman contest entry (April 2005)|raged when he didn't win]]. He recently got into F is For Family, a Netflix original created by Bill Burr.

[[Anime]] is another area where Chris's choices are very transparent. Among some of his favorites over the years include ''{{w|Shuffle!}}'' (essentially a tale of a somewhat unlikable guy [[Women's rights|suddenly being accosted by several obedient and attractive females]]), ''{{w|Gunslinger Girl}}'' (essentially a slightly [[Pedofork|unnerving]] bit of softcore eroticism), and ''[[Excel Saga]]'' (while generally regarded favorably, is chock-full of in-jokes and [[parody]], things that Chris can't understand but is eager to copy).

Certain bizarre choices do stick out, however. ''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]'' has been [[CWCFlyingElephants|brought up]] or '[[Merried Seinor Comic|referenced]]' several times, along with [[Some Favored Comedians|comedian]] [[Red Skelton]], and ''[[I Love Lucy]]''. The former feature's absurdity probably piqued Chris's interest, while the final two are probably an offshoot of [[Borb|his decrepit parents]].

Chris has stated that he enjoyed [[movie musicals|The Place chats (October 2020)]], and that his top 3 are "On The Town", "Singin' in the Rain", and "Meet Me In St. Louis".

Chris seems to have also watched a fair bit of Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon in the late 1990s and early 2000s, making references to ''[[KCWC_broadcast|Cousin Skeeter]]'', ''[[Things_Chris_has_ripped_off#Ed.2C_Edd_n_Eddy|Ed, Edd n Eddy]]'', and ''[[Things_Chris_has_ripped_off#The_Powerpuff_Girls|The Powerpuff]] [[Tomgirl_Saga|Girls]]'', among others. Many of these shows have gained significant cult followings, but were made for kids much younger than Chris was at the time. Seeing his [[Pokemon|oth]][[Transformers|er]] [[Sonic_The_Hedgehog|int]][[Lego|erests]], though, it's not that surprising that he was watching shows designed for elementary schoolers when he was in high school and college.

Chris has also shown an affinity for some darker movies, the most jarring being the ''[[Saw]]'' series. He rarely mentions the movies, though it's possible their influence led to the events of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], where the [[Asperpedia Four]] were executed via elaborate death traps...well, elaborate by [[Autism|Chris's]] [[Chris and reality|standards]].

If [[:File:Family Guy mirror.jpg|this picture]] is clear, Chris may be using Hulu or Hulu Plus lately to watch all the shows he can't on Netflix.

Mods Chris uploaded to ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' indicates he's a fan of ''{{w|Drawn Together}}'', for [[Mass debating|obvious reasons]].

He copied a scene from ''Beavis and Butthead'' in an issue of ''Sonichu''.
{{-}}

== Netflix ==
{{main|Netflix}}

Chris has used Netflix to satisfy his watching needs instantaneously, enabling him to reach a near-comatose state of mental saturation. Put in more practical terms, he spent more than ''6 hours'' watching ''{{w|Keeping Up Appearances}}'' and ''[[South Park]]'' in a single day. Twice. In terms of averages, Chris watches roughly 3 hours of television a day, at least for the week viewed.<ref>[[Netflix#Queues on 21 November 2009]]</ref>

The huge selection and 'Instant Watch' feature, combined with Chris's need to whack, has led to some interesting choices in film. To date, he has rented ''{{w|Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy}}'', ''Story of O'', ''[[Virgin]]'', and many more titles with sexual names and/or posters. Considering Netflix doesn't deal in porn, he's wasting his time. Other than these porno hunts and impulse rentals, Chris is pretty much interested in only two types of three types of programs; adult cartoons, British sitcoms, and comedy, displaying a remarkably narrow range of interests. The only movie that really stands out in his selections is ''[[Vamprosa|Twilight]]''.

Netflix has also allowed him easier access to the cartoons of his childhood, ''[[Transformers]]'' and ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]]'' being the most prominent. The apparent binge of ''Transformers''-related television may have been the "[[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]]" behind [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]].

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris-Chan the Sitcom
| ytid = ViA0Xv9OwUc
| Stardate = 27 [[April 2010]]
| Maker = MycalFelps
| Subject = {{Television|text}}
}}

==See also==
*[[Fandoms]]
*[[Netflix]]

==References==
<references />

{{Chris and}}