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{{quote|I did not have sexual relations with [[Barbara Chandler|that woman]].|[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021|setting the record straight]].}}
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Medallions

2023-09-03T21:40:23Z

Morganstedmanms: /* Magic stones */

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{{quote|And we're rubbing each others sides and backs with our hands, our mouths are busy, and after a moment, you take off your blouse, and I take off my shirt, optionally with the medallion on|[[Chris]], describing his [[sex]] fantasy to [[PandaHalo]]<ref>[[Chris_Sex_Logs#Two_Front_Teeth]]</ref>}}
{{quote|Never retiring the medallion, Ever.|[[Chris]], February 2020<ref>[[February 2020 social media posts]]</ref>}}

[[Image:License.jpg|thumb|Oh yes, he fucking did.]]
[[Image:ickeriss_medallions.jpg|thumb|Top to bottom: [[PS3|The Good]], [[Hex Bawx|the Bad]], [[Chris and art|the Ugly]]. Left to right: The decoy Sonichu medallion, the [[Jiggliami]] medallion, the Rosechu medallion, and the [[Blake]] medallion.]]

The '''Medallions''' (also called "'''Medals'''" by [[Chris]]) were a result of Chris's infatuation with his original character [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. Due to the frequency of wearing his medallions in videos, photos and in public, it has become one of his more memorable characteristics along with his trademark [[Chris and fashion|striped shirt]].<ref>[[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog]]</ref><ref>"[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]"</ref><ref>[[An Official Sonichu Update]]</ref><ref>[[Chris Chan Update 9 October 2008]]</ref> Although Chris's habit of wearing the medallion at fluctuated over the years, he still wears the medallion in public. He does not plan ever to retire it, despite its degrading condition.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-6015357 Chris rebuffs suggestion to replace medallion, 15 February 2020]</ref>

Over the years, Chris has produced numerous medallions of his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] characters and previously produced them in larger numbers for purchase through [[eBay]]. All previous and current iterations have been made from [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Crayola fuckin' Model Magic and acrylic paint]], and the quality varies from medallion to medallion.

In 2016, Chris made [[Christine Doll|a custom doll figure of himself]], based on a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' toy. He has been seen holding it up in videos and taking it out in public (visible from his purse), which suggests that the doll is a new spin on the medallion concept. More recently, Chris has often been seen wearing the medallion alongside his [[unicorn cosplay]] and [[Z-Ring]], most notably in a photo of him at [[Cville Pride]] published in the local newspaper ''Daily Progress'' in September 2017.

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==Origins and purpose==

Though Chris previously could not recall when he first made the medallion, in [[August 2009]], Chris finally recalled the origins of the medallion.

{{quote|Then Late [[2000]], I bought some {{w|Crayola}} Model Magic Clay, and I molded and crafted the First Original Sonichu Medallion that I wore around my neck with a makeshift chain (which I later replaced with a better necklace I bought from [[Anna|Pacific Sunwear]] at my [[Mall]]). Sadly, the First Original was mistrusted with a [[Blanca Weiss|feindish individual]] in [[2008]], I recrafted the Medal and continued on (The Necklace Still Holds ALL the History of the Medallions). THERE IS CURRENTLY ONLY ONE Original, True Sonichu Medallion, and it is NOT MADE FROM [[CChanSonichuCWC|PAPER]] cheaply, NOT MANUFACTURED IN A FACTORY from Plastic or Metal (yet); IT IS MADE FROM CRAYOLA MODLE MAGIC CLAY, with my Permanent Ink Signature, Copyright Note, Circle of Originality, and Two Custom Shrinkie-Dink Charms of Sonichu and an [[S-Chu Ball]].|Chris, on the [[CWCipedia]]<ref name="Son cpedia">[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu]</ref>
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[[Image:0608-CWCIs22.jpg|thumb|200px|left|The earliest known photo of Chris with the medallion, from 24 February [[2004]], Chris's 22nd birthday. The medallion is in profile, with {{w|Shrinky Dinks}} hanging from its chain.]]
[[Image:096-SonichuMedallion.jpg|thumb|200px|Like anything else Chris holds dear, it also comes in card form.]]



Although not explicitly stated as inspiration, the Medallion of Fail is similar in concept to the medallions worn by the main characters in ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Underground]]'', which originally aired a year beforehand.

Despite being allegedly created in late [[2000]], the earliest known photograph of Chris wearing a Sonichu medallion is from his twenty-second birthday, 24 February [[2004]]. In his "[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]" video (20 December [[2004]]) he feels it necessary to explain what it is, suggesting that it is still a relatively new feature.

In a [[Mumble]] chat on 10 [[February 2009]], Chris revealed the reason for the medallion and that is... because he wanted to. It's "like a nametag" for him.<ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble #6]]</ref> In one of his [[ED]] edits, Chris says that his medallion "identifies him for the [[autism|high-funcioning [''sic''] Autistic]] individual that he is."<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20090719045627/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997315096&oldid=1997314465] Chris ED edit, Revision as of 07:28, 10 November 2007</ref> And man, it sure does. It has also been speculated there could be other reasons for wearing his medallion, which range from simply thinking Sonichu is '''SERIOUS BUSINESS''', to being a portable anchor in our dangerous real world to [[CWCville]], his own happy world where he's always the hero who saves the day.

Chris wrote on his [[MySpace]] profile in [[2008]] that he considers the medallion a signifier which makes him "Very Easy to find in public"<ref name="myspace">"I am Very Easy to find in public; I usually wear my Sonichu Medallion." [[MySpace#July 2008]]</ref>, suggesting that he may use the medallion as a kind of mobile [[attraction sign]]: a conversation piece to invite potential [[sweetheart]]s to ask about Sonichu, giving Chris an excuse to launch into a tirade about [[Chris and his ego|his famous creation which has made him]] [[True and Loyal Fanbase|beloved across the world]].

Chris is somewhat aware that the medallions make him look like a crazy person: he reassured [[Kacey]] that he didn't wear one to his job interview at [[Target]] (of course, this interview almost certainly did not take place, but Chris was at least aware that wearing a yellow hedgehog's head around your neck is not socially normal).<ref>[[Kacey Call 21]]</ref>

Each medallion is constructed from {{w|Crayola}} Fuckin' Model Magic, a non-toxic, easy-to-use modeling clay intended for small children. Chris wedges a keyring into the edge of each medallion, from which he can attach a chain to go around his neck. Sometimes he wears a {{w|Wilson Sporting Goods|Wilson}} wristband on top of it because, being autistic, he most likely has {{w|sensory defensiveness}}, which might render the sensation of the chain's links uncomfortable. Medallions are painted with acrylic paint in the color schemes of the characters they represent, with [[Chris and copyright|copyright information]] scrawled on the back. Additional detailing varies, but Chris is known to have applied {{w|Shrinky Dinks|Shrinky Dink}} charms to certain medallions as a form of authentication, to prevent counterfeiting.

==The Medallions==
===Sonichu Medallion===
[[Image:0712-CWCCollGrad3.jpg|thumb|left|Yes, he even wore it to his [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]] graduation...]]
[[Image:FushionRedone.jpg|thumb|Before [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]], it was believed that the Medallion of Fail would corrupt its possessor, turning him into an autistic manchild with a poor taste in [[Chris and fashion|fashion]].]]
Chris's primary medal is his Sonichu medallion, which he has frequently worn for most of his adult life, aside from a good chunk of the time between [[2010]] and [[2017]] where he wore it more sparingly. Chris has worn this pretty consistently since then, usually alongside a necklace adorned with [[magic stones]] befitting of [[Chris and religion|his pseudo-religious beliefs]].

This medallion, of course, depicts Sonichu. Within the canon of Chris's [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], the medallion is the source of the [[Anchuent Prophecy|Anchuent Powers]] that allow Chris to assume his Electric Hedgehog alter ego, [[Chris-chan Sonichu]].

As Chris explained to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in his [[The Sonichu Chronicles|business proposal]], his medallion gives him no special powers in real life.

Chris has repeatedly claimed that, in order for a video to be TRUE and HONEST, it requires him to wear the medallion during its filming. In this manner, he attempted to cast doubt on the [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|videos he posted confessing his homosexuality]], since he was not wearing his medallion in that footage.

 

====Prototype====
{{quote|He was also wearing a makeshift necklace that has a large plastic medallion in the shape of a Pokeman [sic] characters [sic] head. He also had a number of shrinky dink decorations attached to this necklace.|Psychiatrist describing the prototype Medallion of Fail.<ref>[[Autism_papers#MENTAL_STATUS_EXAM]]</ref>}}

[[Image:094-SchuMedl.jpg|thumb|Earliest known version of the medallion.]]

[[Image:190-chumedal.jpg|thumb|left|Computer rendering. This required over 9,000 hours in MS Paint, as well as an associate's degree in CAD/CAM.]]

It appears that the very first medallion Chris created is the one seen to the right, which Chris was photographed wearing sporadically in [[2004]]. The existence of this medallion is attested in the first issue of [[Sonichu’s News Dash!]], dated [[2004#January|January 2004]]. The end of this News Dash issue features a personal ad about Chris, in which potential suitors are told where they can find Chris and how they can recognize him: "he can be found around [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], or [[Fashion Square Shopping Center]] [...] To find Christian, he’ll be wearing the Sonichu Medallion."<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20140930235906/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchusNews1.htm Sonichu’s News Dash! Premere Issue #1 January, 2004]</ref> Chris wore this medallion in [[2004#May|May 2004]], when he brought it with him to the [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] convention that year. He would also wear this medallion later in the year, when he received a [[Autism papers#Intake Survey|psychiatric survey]].

This medallion's design is definitely cruder than the others, with a pale yellow hue suggesting Chris was still learning how to properly apply color in this medium. This version is always seen on a metal chain, accompanied by Shrinky Dinks of a "CWC" logo, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the [[Chaotic Combo]].

 

====Mark I (and decoy)====
[[Image:Chrischan_sonichu_medal.jpg|150px|thumb|left|'''Spoiler:''' He even wears it in his sex fantasies.]]
[[Image:Decoy medallion.JPG|thumb|150px|The decoy medallion.]]

[[Image:SpecialSymbols.jpg|150px|thumb|left|The SPECIAL SYMBOLS to identify the TRUE and HONEST medallion.]]
[[Image:Terrifying by neodalion.jpg|150px|thumb|Chris's [[Creepy stare|supposed reaction]] to the destruction of his medallion (artist's depiction).]]

By [[June 2005]] Chris had begun to wear what appeared to have been a new medallion. While Chris has claimed that the Sonichu medallion he sent to Blanca was the very first one he made,<ref name="Son cpedia" /> Mark 1 is clearly different from the prototype in that its tufts of fur on the sides of Sonichu's face were less pronounced and that it had a better paint job. There are no Shrinky Dinks to go with it, and instead of a chain, it hangs from some sort of beaded necklace. The appearance of this version in pictures and videos seems to correspond with the introduction of Chris's red-and-blue striped shirts. This may be the medallion he was wearing in the [[So Need a Cute Girl|20 Dec 2004 video]]. It is definitely the medallion he wore to the [[2005]] Anime Mid-Atlantic convention.

No one is sure how many medallions Chris wore between 2005 and [[2008]], but in all pictures, they appear roughly the same as this design. Sonichu's face has eyebrows in some photos and not in others, so either Chris was repainting the same medallion or making new ones. [[4chan]] and [[ED]] are filled with high-functioning [[autistic]]s who have pored over photographs identifying subtle differences in the medal's "ears" and "cheeks", without arriving at a consensus. For the sake of clarity, this article will assume that this was Chris's only medallion during this period.

In [[August 2008]], an anonymous commentator on 4chan's /v/ board offered a story and photograph suggesting that he had met Chris in real life and tricked him into giving the medallion to him. However, anon aspies all immediately analyzed the details of dozens of pictures and determined the "stolen" medallion to be a forgery. This conclusion was reaffirmed when Chris himself decided to post [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008|a video]] announcing that the medallion had never been stolen, defiantly claiming that nobody would take it from him. He also denied it in the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]].

Chris claimed to have made multiple Sonichu medallions and that he would sometimes wear these decoys to frustrate attempts to steal the one true medallion. It would remain unclear whether he was bluffing until October [[2008]], when a team of [[troll]]s posing as [[Blanca Weiss]] tricked him into sending all of his medallions to them. The package they received contained no fewer than ''two'' yellow Sonichu medals: one with the special markings identifying it as the "real" one, and another with no markings. It may be assumed that these were the only two medallions he owned at that time. Neither of them was the prototype, however, and that one's fate is unknown.

A video that showed the destruction of the medallion was eventually uploaded to [[YouTube]]. Chris responded by [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]]. As for the decoy Sonichu medallion, it ultimately ended up in the possession of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'s former owner/webmaster, Girlvinyl.

 
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====Mark II====
[[Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|It identifies him for the high-functioning autistic individual that he is]]

After sending the medallions to Blanca, and being told by Blanca that trolls had stolen them from "her", Chris created a new Sonichu medallion with a slightly larger design. He posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|a video]] explaining that Blanca had recovered the original one and sent it back to him, and that he had modified it. This new medallion boasted a special peg on the reverse side which could be used to hold Chris's [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]], which somehow made it copy-protected.

Assuming Chris did not create any backup medallions, this is the same one he wore while posing in [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]]'s underwear at the request of [[troll]]s posing as [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]]. During this same exchange, he later [[semen|ejaculated]] onto the medal. Shortly thereafter Chris posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|a new video]] in which he is visibly not wearing the medallion. It's unclear if he replaced this soiled medallion or if he cleaned it; in either case, he was wearing it (or a similar duplicate) again by 27 October.

On 3 [[March 2009]], [[BlueSpike#Max|Max]] coerced Chris into cutting his medallion into pieces and shoving those pieces up his {{w|rectum}}. The idea of Chris literally inserting these chunks of ceramic into his rectum (and therefore risking anorectal laceration, infection and sepsis) was highly controversial. Some have argued that he merely placed them between his buttcheeks (either in an attempt to deceive Max or out of ignorance of how to get them past his sphincter), but Chris himself has confirmed that he indeed inserted the shreds of the medallion into his ass and later on expelled them into the toilet.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref> Chris thinks that [[Bob Chandler|his father]] would "have another heart attack" if he knew the details.

====Mark III====
[[Image:New sonichu medallion.jpg|thumb|left|The first formal appearance of the Mark III medallion. It's like ''{{w|The Blair Witch Project}}'', but only a few seconds long and the entire budget (and then some) spent on the crap on the background]]
[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|Oh God, the taste...]]

Although Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|claimed]] that he was making a new medallion, he didn't wear any medal in his [[YouTube]] videos between the 3 [[March 2009]] incident and his 1 [[July 2009]] videos. During this period he argued that his high school [[ring]] may be accepted as a symbol of his truthiness. However, since this statement was made without the medallion, this was false and Chris disproved himself.

In photos released 17 [[April 2009]] of Chris in some [[butt garments]], the new medallion, Mark 3, is shown as Chris licks it in a sensuous fashion. The release of these images proved doubly hurtful for Chris, not only for showing him, a shell of a manchild, in diapers but even worse in that it confirmed that there is a new Medallion that can either be seized and/or shoved up his rectum.

Despite the fact that he had made a new medallion, Chris was for some time reluctant to wear it in his videos, allegedly out of the fear that trolls would start a new campaign to seize the medallion and/or shove it up his rectum.

On [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|22 May 2009]] this medallion made a surprise cameo in Christian's newest video. During the update, the video randomly cuts to the medallion hanging from the ceiling, only to cut back to Chris seconds afterward, presumably to add extra validity to the statements made in Chris's video.

The [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009|1 July 2009]] videos mark the full return of the Medallion of Fail, as Chris wears the third medallion around his neck throughout both videos.

As of 2011, the medallion was hanging on his wall, as seen in the [[Re-Calling Ahuvia]] video.

For several months in [[2014]], it was speculated that this medallion was destroyed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in Chris's house on 10 [[January 2014]]. However, photos from [[July 2014]] confirmed that it was spared destruction.

The medallion was shattered when Chris accidentally dropped it on the floor at [[The End Games]] in April 2017.

====Mark IV====
[[File:VDAy shirt.jpeg|thumb|150px|The filthy medallion in February 2020.]]
The Mark IV medallion, with numerous modifications made to it over the years (see [[Medallions#Modified_Medallion|Modified Medallion]]), has become increasingly discolored from late-2019 onward.

Chris inadvertently revealed the reason in a [[Discord]] comment:

{{quote|Celestial Key, Chrysoberyl, Medallion, and Lemurian Seed go into the shower and bed with me as well And combined with my Larimar Stone, I've personally met and made allies with the Goddess of Lemuria.|Chris on his collection of [[magic stones]].}}

As Crayola Model Magic is porous when hardened, while Chris showers with it on, the medallion absorbs grime such as soap scum and skin cells. The surface of the Mark 4 medallion has also become increasingly uneven and discolored over time due to frequent contact with hot water.

The fate of the Mark IV medallion is unknown as of [[Jail Saga|Chris' 2021 arrest]]; it was likely confiscated and thrown out by the [[Jerkops|authorities]], presumably along with everything else Chris took with him.

====Mark V====
[[File:Mark5.png|thumb|150px|The medallion seen in the May Walmart sightings.]]

Following [[Jail_Saga#Bonded_out_or_Released_by_court_order|Chris's release from jail]], observers noted that he had already resumed wearing his medallion in public; it quickly became clear that a new one had been made. The medallion Chris is wearing in the [[May 2023]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Walmart (May)|Walmart sightings]] visible in the photos has a much wider nose than the previous Mark IV medallion, along with a slightly different eye shape, having a more square shape overall, and being significantly cleaner. The Mark V was most likely made sometime in [[April 2023]].

Chris was spotted again with the same medallion on 2 [[May 2023]] at a [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Battlegrounds|Battleground game shop in Midlothian]] and on the 3rd, [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Chesterfield Towne Center|Chesterfield Towne Center]]. The Mark V was omitted from the sightings of Chris is late May and [[June 2023|June]], most likely hidden under his shirt to keep a "[[:File:CWC_sighting_5-27-23.png|lower]]" profile, and returned in the first [[July 2023|July]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Walmart (July)|sighting]].

 

===Rosechu medallion===
[[Image:Medallion Rosechu.jpg|thumb|left|A gift for his beloved sister-wife]]
[[Image:Rosechu medallion.JPG|thumb|Close-up]]

The [[Rosechu]] medallion is speculated to be the first one Chris fashioned after the Sonichu one. It was intended to be worn by Chris's future [[heartsweet]], the one who would be his true love and bear him his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|God-called daughter]]. Chris has never been seen wearing it himself. It was sent with the others to Blanca in October 2008. Only one Rosechu medallion existed, until Chris started making them for sale.

The medallion was first revealed to the Internet in the pages of [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]], where Chris's [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|imaginary twin sister Crystal]] was introduced wearing it. In the comics Crystal possesses the same anchuent powers as Chris and the Rosechu medallion therefore allows her to become Crystalina Rosechu. That a real Rosechu medal existed was not learned until later, when Chris revealed it to [[PandaHalo]].

In case it hadn't occurred to you yet: Chris did, in real life, make a medal to be awarded to the future mother of his children, and in his fantasy world he has affixed this same medal to the twin sister he created to explore what he would be like if he'd been born female. Freud would doubtlessly have some choice words to say about this.

 

===Black Sonichu medallion===
[[Image:Blachu Medallion.JPG|thumb|left|For when he's too angry to just show his [[fangs]].]]
[[Image:Black sonichu.JPG|thumb|Close-up]]

Although Black Sonichu (now [[Blake]]) seems to have originally served as an analogue for [[Wes Iseli]],<ref>As seen in [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]] - [[:File:433-CWCSNHP9.jpg]]</ref> Chris uses the Black Sonichu medallion to represent his own dark side, as he admitted himself.<ref>[[IRC (16 October 2008)]]</ref> The picture at the left speaks volumes about its significance; Chris seems to believe that if he scowls hard enough whilst wearing the evil medallion, then whoever he's angered at will be terrified into capitulation, such as when he wore it in a [[CWC is Angry|video]] aimed at [[Adam Stackhouse]].

The [[Anchuent Prophecy]] in the comics foretells that the Black Sonichu medallion would be created as a dark reflection of the original, yellow Sonichu medallion Chris wears. Beginning with [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] began wearing the dark medal and acting as Christian's evil twin, following the urges Chris himself keeps bottled up inside him. Like Christian, Naitsirhc summons powers from his medallion to become [[Reldnahc Ha-Taque]].

Naitsirhc's medallion notwithstanding, Black Sonichu's role as the symbol of pure evil has softened in recent years as Chris has allowed the character to soften and fall in love with [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. As such the actual Black Sonichu medallion was rarely seen until it was sent to Blanca in October [[2008]].
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===Jiggliami medallion===
[[Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Front_Scan.jpg|thumb|left|Baka Dana Watashi!]]
[[Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Back_Scan.jpg|thumb|Back of the medallion.]]
Despite the purpose of the Rosechu medallion, Chris was so in love with Blanca that he created a brand-new medallion for her to wear based on Blanca's original character [[Jiggliami]]. This medallion was sent along with the others to Blanca in October 2008. Blanca was depicted wearing this medallion in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] and [[Sonichu 8|#8]]. It was sent to the now-former admin of the [[/cwc/]] imageboard and currently resides in a holding facility somewhere in California.

It is the simplest of the medallions, being a plain circle with no three-dimensional pieces. Consequently, it's probably the least hideous of the medallions, as Chris has limited the number of ways he can fail by giving himself less work to do.
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===Asperchu Medallion===
[[File:Aspermedallioncropped.png|200px|thumb|The Medallion of Win in all its glory.]]
In [[Magical Man Potion|one video]], Chris's [[Magical Man|mysterious friend]] is seen sporting an odd medallion. In [[02 March 2010|another video]] a few days later, the medallion was confirmed to be one of [[Asperchu]]. In that video, Chris is pained to have the medallion around and hung it up on his wall. The medal still hung on Chris's wall until its destruction during the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]] of January 2014,<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Fan items lost in the fire]]</ref> covered by the box Alec sent it in so Chris wouldn't get stressed by having to look at it. The box was seen hanging open in the [[Tomgirl Pictures]]: what this means is best not thought about. Chris wears the medallion while impersonating Alec Benson Leary in his video [[100 2270]].

According to Chris, it was crafted by [[Alec Benson Leary]] and given to Chris as a symbol of goodwill. In reality, it was created by one of Alec's fans who planned to mail it to him. Alec convinced him to send it to Chris instead, so he could wear it on video<ref>[[Alec Q&A]]</ref>
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===Snoop Dogg Medallion===
[[File:SnoopMedallion.jpg|thumb|200px]]
A fan had asked Chris to create a {{w|Snoop Dogg}} medallion for him in 2016, which the fan took photos of and then later shared on [[reddit]] on 3 June 2022.<ref>[https://archive.ph/lDf1F]</ref> The certificate of authenticity shows that this was the 272th out of 300 medallions that Chris had been commissioned to make for customers between 2014 and 2016.

===NightVee Medallion===
[[File:NightVeeMedallion 2019.png|thumb|150px|MKR's photo of the medallion from approximately January 2019.]]

Sometime in 2018/2019, [[MKRNightVee]] created a medallion of her OC, [[NightVee]]. In The Sons of the Miscreants Discord server, she uploaded a photo of it and claimed that Chris had requested her to create the medallion.<ref>[[The Sons of the Miscreants chats#NightVee Medallion]]</ref>

However, three years later, MKRNightVee would make a different claim. On 9 February 2022, a CWCki editor got in contact with her. In a set of DMs between the editor and MKR,<ref>[[:File:MedallionDM1.jpg]]</ref> MKR discussed the medallion, showing a cropped version of the same photo from years before and claiming that she "made to give it to Chris" and that she intended to give the medallion to Chris on his next birthday, commenting "but now this can never happen sadly."

The editor also obtained her permission for another CWCki editor, [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]], to upload a photo of the NightVee medallion.

The February 2022 DM on the medallion is quoted below:

[[File:NightVeeMedallion.jpg|150px]]

'''MKRNightVee:''' Nightvee medallion, I made to give it to Chris, I intended to give this with all the original art in a package for his next birthday

'''MKRNightVee:''' But now this can never happen sadly.

'''[redacted]:''' Can i screenshot this conservation?

'''[redacted]:''' No worries , i gonna names the names

'''MKRNightVee:''' Yes

===Modified Medallion===
[[File:MAGfest stuff2.jpg|thumb|200px|Modified to include elements from Sonichite and ''Neptunia''.]]

Chris upgraded his medallion in June 2017 to include [[Sonichite]], by placing a painted sticker on the back of it, channeling [[Pokémon]]'s Mega Stone power-up item.

In January 2018, he altered it again, this time to include a Share Crystal, fashioned from a Purple Rupee he had bought at [[MAGfest]].<ref>[[January 2018 tweets]]</ref> Share Crystals are an integral part of [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'s lore, representing faith in CPU goddesses and allowing them to recharge. Chris had made "Share your shares" a frequent rallying cry when he discovered the game.<ref>[[November 2017 Facebook posts]]</ref>

===Magic stones===
{{see also|Magic stones}}
[[File:LovecraftMedallion.jpg|thumb|left|200px|An artist's interpretation]]
[[LoveYouLongTime]] noted that around summer 2019, Chris was wearing a pouch of rocks around his neck in addition to the medallion, believing the rocks to have mystical powers<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (LoveYouLongTime)#Neck Pain From Rocks]]</ref>.

{{quote|Once he told me his neck hurts and when I told him it was probably because of his rocks he gave me the [[Creepy stare|1000 yard stare]] and I could tell his brain was malfunctioning for a response.|LoveYouLongTime}}

Chris later purchased a set of containers for the stones to hang alongside his medallion.

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File:24 03 20 Back of medallion.jpg|Magic stone on the back of the medallion.
CWCmay2020.jpg|Chris wearing his [[magic stones]] along with the medallion.
September28TwitterMedallion2.jpg|Damaged medallion in 2020.
F5IE7YqWwAALxJz.jpg|[[Helena_Fiorenza#Post-jail|Post-jail]] medallion in 2023.
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{{Clear}}

===Shrek Medallion===
[[File:Shrek medallion - Angry Video Game Nerd - Shrek Fairy Tale Freakdown.jpg|thumb|200px|Front and back views of the medallion.]]
In [[Chris in the media#Angry Video Game Nerd|an episode of YouTube series Angry Video Game Nerd]], Grant Duffrin from the YouTube channel 3GI is seen wearing a Shrek medallion.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJAKd4hg_m0 At the 12 minute mark</ref> The medallion has Chris's signature from his time [[role-play]]ing as [[Magi-Chan]]. It's likely that Grant either bought the medallion from Chris, or was given it as a gift after Chris' inclusion in ''[[Shrek Retold]]''.
{{clear}}

=== Golden Medallions ===

[[Praetor]] has sold golden medallions on their Etsy profile. After a customer purchased one, and got a certificate of authenticity, they could then get access to a server created by them, the "Golden Church of Sonichu"

==Beaded necklace==
{{Needs Updating|[[January 2019 social media posts#Chris denies the threats were threats]]|[[The Place chats (October 2020)#Medallion, Burger King, and the Merge]]}}

==Obtaining medallions==
[[Image:Abused cat.jpg|thumb|Poor kitty...]]

Since the discovery of Chris on [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], it had been understood among trolls that the Sonichu medallion was Chris's most cherished possession and that he would cry like a bitch if it were ever taken from him, making its capture a prime objective. This proved only partially true when it was inevitably stolen. Chris does not seem to have a special attachment to any one particular medallion, but merely the requirement that he must wear one at all times. Further, all successful efforts to eliminate the medallions have resulted in relatively little outrage; Chris is always more concerned with his Internet girlfriends being fake than he is over losing his property because of them. Currently, there is only one medallion that has not been obtained by trolls, shoved up Chris's ass, or otherwise destroyed.

===Medallions obtained by [[Blanca Weiss]]===
*Sonichu Mark I
*Sonichu Decoy
*Rosechu
*Black Sonichu
*Jiggliami

===Destroyed by Chris===
*Sonichu II (under duress)
*Sonichu III (by accident)

===Destroyed in the 14BC Fire===
*Asperchu

===(Possibly) Destroyed by jail staff===
*Sonichu IV

==Hiatus and the return==
[[File:PickingUpLesbiansAtTheEndGames.jpeg|thumb|200px|Old habits die hard.]]

Chris began to move away from his medallions in [[2010]]. He wore one on 6 [[September 2010]] in [[Haters gonna hate.mov]], and again in a photo dated 11 [[November 2010]] (leaked on 13 [[May 2012]]). After that, Chris was not photographed wearing the medallion in either public or private settings for nearly four years. This abandonment coincided with his adoption of [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]] attire; the medallion apparently did not fit his new image, though he eventually returned to wearing it.

Even while Chris had given up wearing the medallion, it still constituted an important part of his identity. In [[November 2012]], Chris made a Kreo (off-brand [[Lego]] sets made by [[Transformers|Hasbro]]) edition of himself wearing a tiny paper medallion for his [[Facebook]] image, suggesting that Chris hadn't totally given up on [[Sonichu_(comic)|Sonichu]]. The figure showed up again on his Facebook page in mid-2014, this time with a female friend (soon to be revealed as a new [[Catherine|sweetheart]]) wearing a Rosechu medallion.

In [[July 2014]], Chris sold several [[Autographed Photos|autographed photos of himself]] on [[eBay]], and some buyers requested that he wear the Sonichu medallion. As noted previously in this article, it was speculated that the third Sonichu medallion had been consumed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in his house on 10 [[January 2014]]. The photos which they received confirmed that the Sonichu v.3 medallion had indeed survived the fire,<ref>[[:File:Received_autographed_photos_-_5_Jul_2014.jpg]]</ref><ref>[[:File:Chris with medallion - July 2014.jpg]]</ref> but Chris later confirmed that the Asperchu medallion had been destroyed in the flames.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Fan items lost in the fire|2 August 2014 Facebook post]].</ref>

In October 2015, Chris was spotted in public, at [[The End Games]] card shop, wearing the Medallion. He was also wearing it at [[Cville Pride]] a year later. Interestingly, Chris seems to now exclusively wear the medallion in public, despite no longer wearing it in his videos. This trend lends credence to Chris's previous statement that he wears the medallion so that [[Boyfriend-free girl|friends and well-wishers]] can identify him in public<ref name="myspace"/>.

To promote his $12,000 eBay auction for [[The Classic]] in [[April 2017]], Chris donned the medallion on video once more in [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]]. He wore it to events that year, such as [[UVA Remembers Pulse]] and [[BronyCon]].

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File:133696094632.jpg|Appearance from 11 [[November 2010]].
File:Chris Lego.jpg|YOUR MEDAL IS MADE OUT OF '''PAPER'''!
File:HOW MANY GENDERS ARE THERE.png|In 2016.
File:Chris posing with S-chu Ball, Nov 2017.jpg ‎|In 2017.
File:Our signatures00001.png|Barb and Chris in March 2018, the former wearing the [[$400 gold necklace]] and the latter the medallion.
File:Chrischan-seen-in-public-v0-f7l8pasp6qxa1.png|In 2023.
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==The medallion goes mass-market==
[[File:Chris with medallion - July 2014.jpg|thumb|right|The medallion's return in 2014.]]
[[File:Medallion making framework.jpg|thumb|200px|Medallion blueprint]]
===Overview===
On 12 September 2014, Chris announced on his [[September 2014 Facebook Posts|Facebook]] page that he would be making and selling replica medallions on [[eBay]] for $30 each. He expressed a willingness to make not only Sonichu and Rosechu medals, but also "most any of the rest of the characters, or a custom of your choosing." His first listing of 55 sold out quickly, and he was forced to relist it. By the time sales were temporarily halted on December 6, he had succeeded in selling at least 114. He re-listed 30 medallions in February 2015, and these too quickly sold out. In June 2015, 16 more medallions appeared on his eBay account, also selling out within a day. Photos indicated that he had extended the run of medallions to 300. In July he sold a few medallion/[[Amiibo]] bundle sets, and in August listed 20 more standalone medallions. Chris likely used a stencil to shape pieces of [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC]] into the medallion, as evidenced by the scuff marks on the "blueprints". Aside from use as a stencil, it has no other purposes [[CADD|without labels or measurements]].

===eBay Description===
{{quotebox|
Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh molded, coloured and certified medallion of Sonichu, Rosechu, most any of the rest of the characters, or a custom of your choosing. It WILL be shipped in a sealed wrap marked "Fragile". My signature will be written on the backs if each medallion. A Personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included and a medallion will be attached to its back. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Disclaimer: When ordering a medallion, or more than one, please specify which you would like: Sonichu or Rosechu. A medallion of the other cannon main characters may be requested for your purchase. Your own fan Sonichu or Rosechu character(s) version may also be requested and suggested. Should I find the suggested outside character offensive, I shall inform you and accept another suggestion or default to the Prime Sonichu or Rosechu character(s) for your order; I am usually easy on accepting of custom requests at first. The rings inserted into the medallions are smaller than a typical keychain ring. And the necklace for them will be set-length blue leather straps, tied at the ring, for best fit around most head and neck sizes. The flower on the photographed Rosechu medallion is not included by default; if you would like a flower added onto your Rosechu medallion, you may request it in your message at the time of, or following, your purchase. Also, please allow up to two weeks for creation of each medallion, and should any delays come up, I will inform you via eBay Private Message Individually, or make a public post on my Facebook page. And Final individual molding creation may or will vary or differ from those in the above photographs.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Take Heart and UNDERSTAND!!! There will NOT be ANY altercations made to the medallions AT ALL. The medallion(s) WILL be mailed via USPS First Class and Expedited with Delivery Confirmation and a Tracking Number and marked "Fragile; Handle With Care". I have NO obligation to make any personal appearances upon my own personal risk.
}}

For the July 2015 relisting, he added the following paragraph to this description. He did not, however, alter the description to reflect his supposed name change to Christine.

{{quotebox|
<nowiki>**</nowiki>NOTE, July 7, 2015: I have already molded, painted, certified and boxed individually, Sonichu Medallions equal to the maximum quantity available that I have listed right here, right now. So, everyone who requests Sonichu will get their shipped as early as the following day. Custom Orders are still an option, as described in the description, but still Please Allow up to Two Weeks for individual creation and shipment. Thank you.}}

Chris posted images of Sonichu and Rosechu medallion samples and the manufacturing components.
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File:Medallions 1.JPG
File:Medallions 2.JPG
File:Medallions 3.JPG
File:Medallions 4.JPG
</gallery></center>

===eBay Questions and Answers===
{{email|
Hi Christian! I have bought an ALF drawing from you and I want to know if I can have a medallion made for a Christmas present. Are you able to do one of Mega Man? Or of Alpha 5 from the Power Rangers? Please let me know!
}}
{{EmailReply|
Yes, I can do both medals like that.
}}

{{email|
Hey there, I'm still trying to figure out which medallion I might want, but I was wondering if maybe it would be possible to request a Magi-chan or Punchy medallion? Or maybe since Halloween is coming up, is a Vamprosa possible as well? I would love that! Thanks in advance!!
}}
{{EmailReply|
Yes, any of those characters are most doable.
}}

{{email|
Is this a limited edition offer? Are the medallions engraves with serial numbers? Also i'm curious as to what quantity you can produce. I'm interested in purchasing whole sale and was wondering if you can produce 200 units which would be sold in my business.
}}
{{EmailReply|
Well, the numbers are written/engraved in the back of each medallion, and they each come with a personal matching Certificate of Authenticity. I personally hand craft the medallions with heart and soul. To make an order as large as 200, I would definitely require the total amount of $30 X 200 medals, upfront and sent to my PayPal account, which the email address to which can be found upon checking out from one of my listings, along with an email or eBay PM to inform me of such a large order.
}}

{{email|
Hello. The original medallions that you wore were made using Crayola Model Magic and acrylic paint. Are you using the same materials to make these nice items? Have a pleasant day.
}}
{{EmailReply|
Yes, I am using the same, but fresh, materials.
}}

{{email|
Is the item autographed with either marker or an engraving?
}}
{{EmailReply|
Permanent Ink Marker, and the Certificate will also have my personal Signature written onto it as well, but in RSVP Pentel Pen Ink.
}}

{{email|
How big are these Medallions and how much do they weigh? I don't want to risk getting weird stares while I wear it if it's too bulky.
}}
{{EmailReply|
Weight: feels like a few ounces; definitely less than a pound.
}}

{{email|
You say give you two weeks to make and ship our order. Does it really take you two weeks to make these? Or is this just an estimate? Also, how big are these, on average? I would like to wear mine all over, but if it's too [text missing]
}}
{{EmailReply|
Two weeks is an estimate, counting the time it would take to make a lot of them, depending on the total ordered quantity. They measure 3.5 inches X 3.5 inches square, and are a quarter inch thick, plus another quarter inch [text missing]
}}

{{email|
Can we request medallions of minor characters?
}}
{{EmailReply|
Yes
}}

{{email|
Is it made out of Crayola Model Magic?
}}
{{EmailReply|
Yes.
}}

===Etsy Questions and Answers===
A fan's particular requests for custom medallions in [[September 2015]] required a brief conversation:

{{quoteboxgreen|What is Robee's girlfriend's name and how did she meet her?}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|That is still yet to be determined.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Im asking cuz I wanna order 4 custom medallions.

1 Of me

1 of Trunks from Dragonball GT (not Z or Super)

1 Of Robee

and

1 of Robee's girlfriend

itd be good to have a name and history to go with the face.

its not Mimi is it?}}

{{quotebox|It is definitely not Mimi. I will get back to you on Robee's sweetheart. And I can definitely fill that custom medallion order set you described. I will have your last order shipped out very soon. Thank you for your continued patronage.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|You're welcome! Does Robee have autism? What kind of stuff does she like to do in her spare time?}}

{{quotebox|Robee is Not autistic. In her spare time, she likes to be active, rather it's going out for a run, trying to meet the speed to make her own Zapping Booms (like her daddy), mingling and hanging out with her girl friends (her sweetheart is part of that friendship circle). Or spending time alone with her sweetheart, sharing secrets, having fun, and the private matters. She, Robee's Sweetheart, really enjoys the best of both the tribbing, the traditional, and the other things. Robee also enjoy playing the Wii Sports and Sonic/Mario Olympic games, writing out her thoughts in her diary, and self-reflecting and meditate. She is no stranger to a party either.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Does Robee turn into Ultra Sonichu or a woman scorned like Rosechu? Also, what Robee's reason behind becoming a tomgirl?}}

{{quotebox|She is a Female Soul trapped in a male body, and she really likes doing nearly everything with style, flare, and functional-to-her dashin' fashion.}}
[[File:Medallions.jpg|thumb|Sonichu sampler.]]
===Facebook Notices===
As with other aspects of his eBay business, Chris frequently made relevant announcements on his Facebook page. The initial notice:

{{quotebox|12 September 2014
I am starting on making the medals for sale. I have the materials to make them now.
}}

Chris described the production process in detail in order to justify the two weeks he required to ship a medallion:

{{quotebox|25(?) September 2014
I would like to announce that I am most grateful for y'all's business on the Medallions. And such.

Also, just to let everyone know Why I estimate Two Weeks for creation of a medal or more....

First, I have to be in the mood and mindset for creation as best as I am able, or otherwise not busy with life details or chores and errands. Then I have to Mold them according to my own specifications, including being able to fit into the 3.5" square boxes with cotton puddings per box. Then they all have to air dry overnight. Then I paint the details, let that dry, and then use a permanent Ink find point marker to hand write my signature, (c), and production number. Followed by measuring the lengths of the neck straps from the longer leather strips, thread them through the rings of each medal as tie the two ends together. Then I print or photocopy the small square blank certificates, fill them each appropriately with their respective medal, and then laminate the certificates. And then there's the package wrapping, addressing And shipping them out at my local USPS Post Office. Around then, I would add the tracking numbers respectively as well.

And with that, I am making my promise now that from the first week's order amount if over thirty medals, I will have them all ready to ship, and ship them all on Friday the 27th!

Thank you all for your patronage and your patience. Have a good and safe day.
}}

Chris was happy when the first run of the medallions sold out.

{{quotebox|1 October 2014
My, My! The Medallion Listing ended with the last quantity number sold. No worries, people, I will have it relisted ASAP, when eBay refreshes my monthly Listing Allowance.

In the meantime, everyone can still get a Medallion for Free with purchase of a Framed Piece, Commission with the Works, and a Colored Commission. And I will now offer a Two-For-One Special through the B&W Listing; Free Medal with Purchase of a B&W Commission, and y'all may request a Medallion in lieu of a Commission Drawing. That is like buying Two Medallions for 1 2/3 of the total price.

I will extend the offer until when I am able to Relist the Medallions. I sincerely apologize for any inconveniences, and I thank you all for your understanding and patience.
}}

===The Mr. Smith Incident===
Among those who ordered a medallion from Chris was one Mr. Smith. There is some dispute concerning the origins of the conflict between Chris and Mr. Smith, and whether or not Mr. Smith's complaints were justified or in good faith.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-09-21-14-chris-promises-all-the-medallions-will-be-shipped-by-9-27.4991/page-4#post-349366 (archive: https://archive.ph/HIxFU)</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-9-30-angry-eyed-sonichu-medallions.5107/page-10#post-361784 (archive: https://archive.ph/TuxRT)</ref><ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (Mr. Smith)#My Experience]]</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-9-27-14-chris-blames-the-victim.5070/page-12#post-357047 (archive: https://archive.ph/6jc4z)</ref>

In [[September 2014]], Mr. Smith ordered a Sonichu medallion from Chris on eBay, who stated that it would take two weeks to ship. After two weeks passed, Mr. Smith, believing that the two-week period meant the medallion would be created and shipped during that time, contacted Chris, who stated he didn't make the medallion yet and lacked the money to ship it. This resulted in Mr. Smith filing a claim against him on 18 September, thereby freezing his PayPal account. Furious, Chris sent several angry messages to Mr. Smith pleading to lift the case.

{{EmailReply|
Your medal will be shipped tomorrow. PLEASE CLOSE YOUR CASE IMMEDIATELY; I NEED THE MONEY OUT OF THE LIMBO YOU HAVE FORCED IT INTO, SO I CAN SHIP IT AND THE REMAINDER!!! - jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Listen to me, Buster! I told you I needed up to two weeks for the creation of the medals in the Listing! And if there is a delay, I would let everyone know. See attached image for WHY I NEED THE TIME!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

In for you to get YOUR medal at all right now and Sooner is for you to Close Your Case and let me have the money back! You are being a Major Cyber-Bully and a God Damed Internet Troll right now! If you want to redeem yourself and be forgiven, you WILL give me the money Back in Closing your Case against me RIGHT NOW!!! PLEASE!!!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

You will get your medal, but I NEED THE MONEY, Please! Why are you being a damn Bully?!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

At this point, Chris doxxed Mr. Smith on Facebook.

{{quotebox|26 September 2014
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT OPEN ANY EBAY CASES AGAINST ME!!! When someone does that, it forces the amount removed into Limbo from my PayPal, which risks pushing it into the Red, as when it is forced untie red, an OVERDRAFT FEE is charged against me, and when I have Negative Money in my PayPal Account, I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SHIP ANYTHING!!! Daniel, your medal has just been shipped, ad the other two people, yours and the current remainder will be shipped tomorrow, or NOT IF YOU DO NOT CLOSE YOUR CASES AGAISNT ME AND GIVE ME THE MONEY BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!

Do Not Be So Damn Impatient and Greedy!!! God Dang It!!!}}

To which he added:
{{quotebox|
Either tomorrow or on the First of October; depending if the two people ([omitted] closed his case; very much appreciated) close Their casses immediately or not! UGH!!!

[Omitted] of Portland, Oregon, AKA: username: [omitted]. And [omitted] of Lashmeet, West Virginia, AKA: username: [omitted].

Bullies! They're being Damn Bullies!!! Ugh!!!
}}

Mr. Smith was upset. At this point, the credibility of Smith's complaints became less important.

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?! You just posted my name and where I live on your Facebook. I know you deleted it but someone screenshotted it and showed it to me. Now I'm getting prank phone called. I'm reporting you to Ebay RIGHT NOW....
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I am very sorry about trolling you like that, I will have your medal shipped tomorrow, most definitely.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

Your medallion has been sent; you may check the Tracking Number; PLEASE Close Your Case Immediately.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

No. This is far from over. I spent an hour on the phone with Ebay last night and now they're getting involved with the investigation. I have proof that you did it and some people even want me to go to the cops with it.
}}

{{EmailReply|
Look, I am Really Sorry about that; I was under a lot of stress, and what I did was wrong. Please end this chaos. I do not want any trouble.
}}

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

You're only saying that you're sorry because you're in trouble. You've not even attempted to make the situation up to me.
}}

Chris tried to resolve the problem with a Facebook post.

{{quotebox|27 September 2014
I DID make a comment where I named two people who opened cases against me, plummeting my PayPal account closer to the Red Again! I was under a LOT of Stress! The One Remaining who is refusing to Close his Case is causing me more grief and stress enough that could kill me with a heart attack or a stroke.

Saying his and her names in the comment was very wrong of me, and I understand what I did was a Trolling-Stupid Act; that is Not Me, and [[Chris and remorse|I am Very, Truly Sorry]] for doing that. But I had deleted shortly after, and yet it wasn't quick enough for the REAL TROLLS AND CYBER-BULLIES to screen cap it and forcing it against me into even more stress and trouble!

[[Chris and negotiation|Can't we just forgive and forget?]] Or are the lot of you soo corrupted, that you have lost all feeling in your hearts, and sold your own souls and self-beings to a form of a devil that keeps you all dragged down in front of your monitors day in and day out with only sole and pitiful purposes of needlessly torturing EVERYBODY ELSE, regardless of Innocent or Guilty or In-Between?

Good Grief!!!

--:( feeling drained.
}}

Chris hoped this would resolve the issue, and sent two private messages to Mr. Smith:

{{EmailReply|
I just made a public apology in full detail from my exhausted heart and soul on my Facebook. I am NOT RICH! My mother and I are just getting by as it is. You would gain nothing from me or my family in any court of law or whatever. [[Michael Snyder]] knows what I am talking about; he thought it would be a get-rich-quick scheme for him, but he was very wrong, and he had to go out of business of His [[The GAMe PLACe|Hobby PLace]] afterwards. You think about that.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
And I will also add that you are torturing a [[Homos#Chris the lesbian|Lesbian and a Transgender]], as well as an [[Autism|Autistic Individual]]; the HRC and Autism Facilities would be very interested in hearing about my being abused by Your constant inaction, bullying on me and lack of cooperation of a heartfelt conclusion and settlement. Think about that a well.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

This did not satisfy Mr. Smith.

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

I don't care that you're gay and autistic. You intentionally tried to harm me and you're going to suffer the consequences.
}}

{{EmailReply|
You Hurt Me First and worst by pushing my finances towards the Red with great risk of getting an Overdraft charged against me! This fight is needless and nonsense; what's done is done. I have most sincerely apologized, I shipped your Medal Out Today! Please Just Stop Attacking Me!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

At this point Mr. Smith received a Sonichu medallion from Chris, but it came with an angry expression. The certificate was marred by black smudges. Mr. Smith complained that it was not what he had asked for. Chris summarized the dispute on Facebook:

{{quotebox|30 September 2014
I want to make it publicly known to everyone that Mr. Smith (to hold his first name on identity sake) is being a further bully by making a false case against me. The Medallion I had sent him is a Sonichu Medallion, but because of how his actions against me made me feel and all, his Medallion has an Angry Expression, where the eyes' whites were painted orange, with a flame look on the irises, and a most Angry facial expression. He is claiming it to be a Blue something, possibly like the ONE Yawning Squirtle Medallion that was order by another (Female) customer.

His case is very false, and I want the record to show that the Only Thing Blue about his medallion is the Neck Strap, just like most everyone else's medallions. The actual medal is of the same Sonichu face shape, but with the angry expression I have stated just now. Please make Mr. Smith stop Cyber-Bullying and Trolling Me with his constant hold on the $30 that is still very much in Limbo currently.
}}

A number of Chris's fans were concerned that the certificate was smudged because Chris had spit on it or worse. Chris reassured one fan:

{{EmailReply|
I have never spit on anything I have shipped out. The only recent mishap was black paint being spilt onto a couple of blank certificates.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Chris and Mr. Smith continued to argue via private messages.

{{EmailReply|
You must be mistaken; your medallion is NOT BLUE at all. And I was very careful of sending you the right medallion, which in your case, because of how you made me feel, I gave the Sonichu face an enraged, angry expression. I do not do Refunds, because what I sell are Customized Items; they do not resell, period. I am under the impression you are just further bullying me for your own perspective of revenge. The decision is final. Good Day.
}}

{{EmailReply|
I did not send you the wrong medallion, I PURPOSELY molded, Drew and colored it to [[Chris and anger|BE ANGRY at YOU]], for your constant stubborn attitude and Bullying. And you certainly are bucking up to be worthy of my own anger as well. Accurate Item; MADE CUSTOM JUST FOR YOU, [omitted]! Hmmpf!
}}

Mr. Smith still refused to lift his eBay case against Chris, and demanded satisfaction. Chris agreed to send a new, unadulterated medallion as well as a free commissioned drawing, which Mr. Smith requested to be a portrait of himself with Sonichu.

The illustration, dated 13 October, turned out to be a mockery of Mr. Smith. While Mr. Smith had sent photos of himself to Chris for reference, Chris drew Mr. Smith with a "troll face"; depicted a bucket of ice about to topple onto his head; and drew Sonichu saying "You just couldn't let up and be patient, could you, Mr. Smith?" Chris also wrote on the drawing, "YOU PUT ME ON A [[tugboat|SINKING SHIP]], KILLING MY FINANCES."

Still unsatisfied and persisting with his eBay complaint, Mr. Smith demanded that Chris make a [[To Mr. Smith|video apology]]. Because Chris was not wearing his medallion while making this apology, Mr. Smith suspected that it was not True and Honest. Chris responded:

{{EmailReply|
I am for real, and I do not have to wear my medallion to prove myself. I have done more than your money's worth for you. I am the real Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA. And you can best tell who I am from my Face. I am sick of kissing your pitiful ass. Now, you can kiss my [[un-clit|cooch]]!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Ultimately, eBay decided to refund the $30 to Mr. Smith. In the end, he got the following loot for free:
<center><gallery>
File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|"Angry eyes" Sonichu.
File:Authentically autistic.JPG|The smeared certificate.
File:Med 73 B.JPG|The second, unadulterated medallion.
File:Chris's Commission to Mr. Smith (compressed).jpg|The commissioned drawing.
File:MrSmith 2023.jpg|The medallion as of January [[2023]].
</gallery></center>

Needless to say, Chris did not come out of this fiasco looking as good as he [[Chris and his ego|probably thought he did]].

===The Received Medallions===
Recipients noted that the medallions were surprisingly lightweight. A number had parts broken off; Chris routinely included a note that these could be fixed with Krazy Glue. This note was hand-written at first, but eventually he created a typed version, complete with misspelling. Another common problem was that Chris placed medallions in boxes while they were still wet or before the clay had set, resulting in smearing and fading. Some had fingerprints, or arrived with disturbing foreign materials. In 2015, he began signing his name as "Christine," but was too lazy to print up new certificates to reflect the name change.

{{collapsible
|Gallery of medallions, thus far
|<center><gallery>

File:Med 12 B.jpg|Number 12, box.
File:Med 12 C.jpg|Number 12, box.
File:Med 12 D.jpg|Number 12, box.
File:Med 12 A.jpg|Number 12, [[Yawning Squirtle]].
File:Med 12 E.jpg|Number 12, back.
File:Med 12 G.jpg|Chris's lack of knot tying know-how is evident.
File:Med 13 A.jpg|Number 13, box.
File:Med 13 B.jpg|Number 13, box.
File:Sonchu.jpg|Number 13, front.
File:Med 13 D.jpg|Number 13, back.
File:Med 18 box.JPG|Number 19, EVIL BOX.
File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|Number 19, Mr. Smith's medallion.
File:Authentically autistic.JPG|Number 19, smeared certificate.
File:Med 23.jpg|Number 23. Recipient said the nose fell off and the signature was illegible.
File:Med 25 A.jpg|Number 25, elegantly displayed.
File:Med 25 B.jpg|Number 25, close-up.
File:Med 27 A.jpg|Number 27.
File:Med 27 B.jpg|Number 27, certificate.
File:Med 34.png|Number 34.
File:Med 35.jpg|Number 35.
File:Med Y.jpg|Number 38.
File:Med 41 A.jpg|Number 41.
File:Med 41 B.jpg|Number 41, back.
File:Med 41 C.jpg|Number 41, certificate.
File:Med 41 D.jpg|Number 41, "Care and [[Chris and English|Maintainence]]".
File:Med 41 E.jpg|Number 41, Chris is not very prompt (note the [[A-Logging|a-loggish]] comment).
File:Med 41 G.jpg|Number 41's satisfied customer.
File:Med 46 A.JPG|Number 46, box.
File:Med 46 C.JPG|Number 46.
File:Med 46 B.JPG|Number 46, back.
File:Med 59 A.png|Number 59.
File:Med 59 B.png|Number 59, back. [[Chris and art|Note the smearing]].
File:Med 59 C.png|Number 59, certificate.
File:Med 60 A.jpg|Number 60, box.
File:Med 60 B.jpg|Number 60, box.
File:Med 60 C.jpg|Number 60, the complete package.
File:Med 60 D.jpg|Number 60, close-up.
File:Med 60 E.jpg|Number 60, another picture.
File:Med 60 F.jpg|Number 60, yet another view.
File:Med 60 G.jpg|Number 60, certificate.
File:Med 61 A.jpg|Number 61, box.
File:Med 61 B.jpg|Number 61, box.
File:Med 61 C.jpg|Number 61, as packaged. Recipient said it [[Axe|smelled bad]].
File:Med 61 D.jpg|Number 61, [[Wild Sonichu]].
File:Med 61 E.jpg|Number 61, back. Typical smearing.
File:Med 61 F.jpg|Number 61, certificate, with paint smears.
File:Med 61 G.jpg|Number 61, "Care and Maintainence".
File:Med 61 H.jpg|Number 61, fingerprints.
File:Med 61 I.jpg|Number 61, hair.
File:Med 62C.png|Number 62, box.
File:Med 62A.png|Number 62 with certificate.
File:Med 62B.png|Number 62's satisfied customer.
File:Meds 64 & 65 B.png|Numbers 64 and 65.
File:Meds 64 & 65 A.png|Numbers 64 and 65, back.
File:Med 66 B.jpg|Number 66, certificate.
File:Med 66 A.jpg|Number 66.
File:Med Z.JPG|Number 68, Wild Sonichu.
File:Med 69 C.jpg|Number 69, box.
File:Med 69 D.jpg|Number 69. Box had "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|strange brownish stains]]" on it.
File:Med 69 A.jpg|Number 69, [[Robbie Sonichu]].
File:Med 69 G.jpg|Number 69, back.
File:Med 69 E.jpg|Number 69, the complete package.
File:Med 69 F.jpg|Number 69. The nose fell off.
File:Med 69 B.jpg|Number 69. Recipient identified this as "[[Chris and health|a booger attached to a lock of hair]]" found inside the box.
File:Med 70.JPG|Number 70. The recipient requested that Chris sign it.
File:Med 72 A.jpg|Number 72, box.
File:Med 72 B.jpg|Number 72. "([[Yu-Gi-Oh]]) Yuya's Pendant".
File:Med 72 C.jpg|Number 72. The recipient gave Chris five options; this is the one he chose.
File:Med 72 D.jpg|Number 72, artist's signature.
File:Med 72 E.jpg|Number 72. "Yuya's Pendant".
File:Med 73 A.JPG|Number 73.
File:Med 73 B.JPG|Number 73, close-up.
File:Med 73 C.JPG|Number 73, certificate.
File:Med 73 D.JPG|Number 73. The nose fell off this one too.
File:Med 76 A.jpg|Number 76, [[Megagi La Skunk]].
File:Med 76 C.jpg|Number 76, close-up.
File:Med 76 D.jpg|Number 76, back.
File:Med 76 B.jpg|Number 76, certificate.
File:Med 76 E.jpg|Number 76 on display.
File:Med 78&79 C.png|Number 78, box.
File:Med 78&79 D.png|Number 78, box.
File:Med 78&79 B.png|Number 78.
File:Med 78&79 E.png|Number 79, box.
File:Med 78&79 A.png|Number 79. Plusa, the recipient's Sonichu original character.
File:Med 78&79 F.png|Numbers 78 & 79, certificates.
File:Med 80.jpg|Number 80, [[Chris-chan Sonichu]].
File:Med 83 A.jpg|Number 83, box.
File:Med 83 B.jpg|Number 83, "Red" Sonichu, apparently another original character.
File:Med 83 C.jpg|Number 83, back.
File:Med85.png|Number 85.
File:Med 86 A.jpg|Number 86, box.
File:Med 86 B.jpg|Number 86, opening the box.
File:Med 86 C.jpg|Number 86, box.
File:Med 86 D.jpg|Number 86. The ears were broken.
File:Med 86 E.jpg|Number 86, certificate and ears.
File:Med 86 F.jpg|Number 86, back.
File:Med 86 G.jpg|Number 86, more questionable knotting.
File:89.jpg|Number 89, listed for 15,000 dollars on Ebay by the user demiyan.<ref>[https://www.ebay.com/itm/255464474916?hash=item3b7ade8924:g:GXQAAOSwf7dhgq4M&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAAwFQixWjthzre4LptLCWWDPm5965UZXWJIinQc2yQtGahPW7YeGWN%2BUWJh%2BLDqd3ciWUvMIZUn1EhAXCtOfZ9WPWC2lYNOr%2F2Wr5m7vaDP9RHIQNYEMHtm3uugtrCKRqyZNpoDofai2SN8LRRZHVnZdXZfseHB57sI4tytIu8OldQ40Lwpf0rYuvJ0MQQAOpaehlZCpvNNPiOSAzlNsPp8qjB%2BS%2BxvDx7y7P7FTZ3EdnschxwDP6QSyU1nXf9OdQMew%3D%3D%7Ctkp%3ABk9SR_LS7PiAYg The listing] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20230510215104/https://www.ebay.com/itm/255464474916?hash=item3b7ade8924:g:GXQAAOSwf7dhgq4M&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAAwFQixWjthzre4LptLCWWDPm5965UZXWJIinQc2yQtGahPW7YeGWN%2BUWJh%2BLDqd3ciWUvMIZUn1EhAXCtOfZ9WPWC2lYNOr%2F2Wr5m7vaDP9RHIQNYEMHtm3uugtrCKRqyZNpoDofai2SN8LRRZHVnZdXZfseHB57sI4tytIu8OldQ40Lwpf0rYuvJ0MQQAOpaehlZCpvNNPiOSAzlNsPp8qjB%2BS%2BxvDx7y7P7FTZ3EdnschxwDP6QSyU1nXf9OdQMew%3D%3D%7Ctkp%3ABk9SR_LS7PiAYg# archive])</ref>
File:89back.jpg|Number 89, back.
File:89side.jpg|Number 89, side.
File:89top.jpg|Number 89, top.
File:114 1.jpg|Number 114, box.
File:114 2.jpg|Number 114, mailing address.
File:114 3.jpg|Number 114. "Please Leave Positive Feedback."
File:114 4.jpg|Number 114, certificate.
File:114 5.jpg|Number 114, Rosechu.
File:114 6.jpg|Number 114, with METAL.
File:Med 123.png|Number 123.
File:Med126.jpg|Number 126.
File:Med 139A.jpg|Number 139.
File:Med 139D.jpg|Number 139 being utilized.
File:Med 139B.jpg|Number 139, certificate.
File:Med 139C.jpg|Number 139, signed as "Christine."
File:Med 140J.jpg|Number 140, package.
File:Med 140A.jpg|Number 140, box.
File:Med 140B.jpg|Number 140.
File:Med 140E.jpg|Number 140, another view.
File:Med 140F.jpg|Number 140, back.
File:Med 140G.jpg|Number 140, certificate.
File:Med 140K.jpg|Number 140, with real art.
File:Med 140C.jpg|Illustration included with 140 to make up for international shipping.
File:Med147B.jpg|Number 147, box.
File:Med147E.jpg|Number 147, certificate.
File:Med147C.jpg|Number 147, [[Sammy]].
File:Med147D.jpg|Number 147, another view.
File:Med 147A.jpg|Number 147, back.
File:Med152A.jpg|Number 152, with [[pickles]].
File:Med152B.jpg|Number 152, back.
File:Med152C.jpg|Number 152, certificate.
File:Medallion178.jpg|Number 178, owned by "Kinisis Gaming."
File:Sonichu medallion number 181.jpg|Number 181, from someone named "Dcencia."
File:Asperchu medallion.jpg|Number 182, [[Asperchu]] from someone named "Jeatz Axl."
File:Med 186 A.jpg|Number 186.
File:Med 186 B.jpg|Number 186, as it arrived in its box.
File:Med 186 C.jpg|Number 186, another view.
File:Med 186 D.jpg|Number 186, box.
File:Med 186 E.jpg|Number 186, certificate.
File:Med 192A.jpg|Number 192.
File:Med 192B.jpg|Number 192, back.
File:Med 192C.jpg|Number 192, box and certificate.
File:Med 192D.jpg|Number 192, instructions. Lots of hair.
File:Magi-Chan Sonichu Medallion.jpg|Number 207, [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] owned by "Dcencia."
File:Chris-Chan Sonichu Medallion.jpg|Number 208, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] owned by "Dcencia."
File:HEILFART1.jpg|Number 209, the [[July 2015 Facebook Posts#The Hitler Medallion|Hitler Medallion]].
File:HEILFART2.jpg|Number 209, back.
File:Med 209A.jpg|Number 209, box and certificate.
File:Med X C.jpg|Unknown number, Sonichu.
File:Med X D.png|Certificate for previous medallion.
File:Med X A.jpg|Box for previous.
File:Med X B.jpg|Box for previous.
File:Med instagram.jpg|Unknown number, posted on Instagram.
File:JojoswoonMedallion.jpg|Another Sonichu from someone named "Jojoswoon."
File:Med Oney.png|Medallion belonging to Internet animator OneyNG<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20191021233916/https://twitter.com/oneyng/status/549287362824781824 Twitter]</ref>, co-creator of ''Hellbenders'' and friend of [[Sonichu the Animated Series|Spazkid]].
File:Med divintrial.png|Twitter user "divintrial" with his medallion.
File:Med cosplay.png|Cosplayer with authentic medallion.
File:Cosplayer with Medallion.jpg|Presumably the same cosplayer having a blast.
File:Medallion Customer.jpg|He can feel the cosmos.
File:Medallion_251.jpg|A happy owner of 251. Couldn't ask for a better birthday gift.
File:Med 254.jpg| Medallion 254. This one had hair in it.
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A few purchasers included videos:

Number 25: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPfpZ6v5JK0

Number 178: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dFXTUFM3RI

Number 199: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP5HANhgZaU&feature=youtu.be

===Outsourcing production===
Around [[October 2017]], Chris said that he wanted to have people produce medallions for his Sonichu merchandise business.<ref>[[CLog Special - PATREON & MORE]]</ref> In [[CLog 10172017 - Medallion Making]], he demonstrated how to create a medallion.
[[File:Sonichu medallion etsy dec 2020.jpg|thumb|The awful third party Praetor Medallion]]

Chris's goal of working as little as possible in medallion production was achieved in [[December 2020]]. Chris revealed that he had successfully outsourced the creation of the Sonichu medallions to a group of [[enablers]] known as [[Praetor]]. Chris also stated that some of the profits would go directly to him, although the exact amount is unknown. Despite ostensibly being made by people who are not autistic (or at least not as retarded as Chris), these particular medallions somehow managed to look even worse than Chris's handiwork made with far less effort (even by Chris's standards).<ref>[[December 2020 social media posts]]</ref> Regardless of shitty quality, the medallions sold out quickly- over 150 units were sold and dozens of glowing reviews were garnered.<ref>https://www.etsy.com/listing/904683630/official-chris-chan-sonichu-medallion</ref>

On 13 March 2021, Chris announced on [[Twitter]] that he would be selling "limited run" Golden Sonichu Medallions in collaboration with Praetor on their [[Etsy]] page.<ref>[[March 2021 social media posts#Golden Medallion]]</ref> There were three medallions in production and were listed at $60 usd each. Those who purchased the medallions also had the ability to access Chris's private [[discord]] server and presumably talk to Chris himself. According to one buyer of a gold medallion, their messages were ignored and they never got into the server- but subpar customer service isn't too surprising all things considered.

==See also==
*[[Amnyfest Ring]], another source of Chris's power
*[[Christine Doll]]

==Sources==
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{{quote|One more thing, [[Chris and reality|I AM NOT OVERWEIGHT!!!!!!!!!]]|Chris, lying to a [[white knight]]<ref>[[White knight emails]]</ref>}}
{{Quote|I do not feel good hearing remarks or comments that have relation to my gut.|Chris to [[Jackie]]<ref>[[Jackie Chat 6]]</ref>}}

[[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|[[List of Chris's edits to the CWCki#Christianchandler|Look at his "slender" figure.]]]]
[[Image:0839-MomDesi.JPG|thumb|The Atkins Diet apparently didn't work on [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]].]]
'''Obesity''' is perceived to be a worldwide epidemic, especially in the [[United States of America]], with about 73.6% of adults overweight and 42.5% obese, including [[Chris]].<ref>https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/obesity-overweight.htm ''CDC FastStats - Overweight Prevalence, 2017-2018''</ref>

Chris seems to be in denial about his own obesity. His denial is evidenced by the fact that he portrays himself as [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|a slim, barrel-chested hero]] in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]] and in [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], when he describes himself as "fit as a fiddle". Furthermore, in his numerous dating profiles discovered by the trolls, he often lists himself as having an "athletic build" or at the very least having weight that is proportionate to his height.

Another example of this was when he created a character for his comics named [[Sammy]], whom Chris stated is based off him when he "temporary [sic] gained weight, became stupid, and went to watch television at ghost command", even though he has always been this way. Except, y'know, for the Ghost Command part. But [[Chris and reality|that's]] a whole other problem.

Further cementing his obesity, on 2 [[October 2011]], Chris's voluptuous manboobs won an award on [http://web.archive.org/web/20111003142847/http://www.manboobs.co.uk/submissions/manboob_of_the_month manboobs.co.uk].

==Exercise==
[[Image:Cwcspin.gif|thumb|Chris exercising.]]

Chris believes that ''standing up without moving'' is a legitimate form of exercise, and as such considers playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' a workout. During one of his [[PSN]] chats with Julie, when asked to exercise more, he replied, "I'll stand up more". It is not known how Chris came to believe that standing up is exercise, but it is most likely that Chris is simply extremely lazy and will lie to say that he works out every day, even though he just plays [[video games]]. It's possible he's picked it up from health tips that say standing burns more calories than sitting down,<ref>http://www.rd.com/living-healthy/8-ways-to-burn-calories-without-noticing/article16261.html ''Reader's Digest.'' See tip #3</ref><ref>http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/office-exercise/SM00115 ''Mayo Clinic.'' See tip #2</ref> but rather than use such tips to get the most out of an already busy lifestyle, he substitutes it for actual exercise altogether. It's also entirely possible he's in such terrible shape that the simple act of standing tires him as much as an actual workout would tire a normal human being.

[[Emily]] has said Chris power-walks around his neighborhood for thirty minutes and claims it's two miles (3 km), then claims to jog for two or three minutes every walk. She then went on to say Chris doesn't know how to jog — his idea of jogging is actually sprinting. It's safe to say he tries to run at "[[Sonic]] speed" for ten seconds, then resumes his leisurely waddle. This theory is confirmed in [[Sonichu's Edge]].

In [[Mailbag 21]], Chris claimed that he planned on investing in a gym membership. Judging by photographs and videos featuring his midsection from subsequent months, he either lied or wasted his money.

In his [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)|letter to radiorabbit0]], he mentioned playing basketball to pass the time while awaiting trial.

==Diet==
[[File:Hypnosis for fatter ass.png|thumb|200px|Chris actually believes [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis|binaural beats]] will [[Chris and reality|magically transform]] his fat gut and ass into an hourglass figure.]]

Another contribution to Chris' obesity is the food he eats. Chris' [[Chris and nutrition|diet]] is appalling, consisting mainly of fast food and other unhealthy foodstuffs. While it would be acceptable if he treated himself to that stuff occasionally (like most people do), there's no question that it's a staple of his diet. The sheer amount of calories he consumes, coupled with his laziness, means that he's carrying around enough extra mass to make another person. His diet will most likely also cause problems other than obesity, and may be the cause of his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|fecal leakage]].

[[File:Coke, Unicorn cosplay.jpg|thumb|left|150px|You know Chris didn't share that bottle with anyone.]]
In 2017, Chris decided that his ass wasn't fat enough, and began listening to a subliminal hypnosis track in the hopes of transferring his belly fat to his ass, as an attempt to obtain an hourglass figure.

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==Actual weight claims==

{{quote|Seriously, though, the last few times I looked on my smart scale of how much I weighed, without clothes, at above 210, I hopped off immediately without letting it sync with my Fitbit app. ALOL|Chris, January 2019<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1082811421363261441</ref>}}

[[File:weightovertimev2.png|thumb|500px|A graph of Chris's (reported) weight over the years.]]

[[File:Burlesque1.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's weight in [[June 2015]].]]

Modern measurement of whether someone is overweight or obese generally employs the [[Wikipedia:Body mass index|BMI]] system, which creates an index based on the height and weight of an individual. This system is by no means perfect; the readings tend to be inaccurately high for people who are exceptionally tall, have heavily set bodies or are very muscular, because these people have more bone or muscle weight than others. However, it is a very accurate system when applied to people of average height, bone structure and muscle build – which Chris is.

One of the two factors required to calculate BMI is height. Chris currently claims to be 5′ 10″ (178 cm),<ref>[[The Hook Cafe#Characteristics]]</ref> which is possible, but even at this height, his BMI would never have been under the "overweight" bracket since he began to record it in 2000. Given how readily [[List of Chris's Lies|Chris lies to serve himself]], he may be shorter, which would render his BMI in the "obese" range. In a [[26_December_2014#Police_Scanner_Video|police scanner report]] from 2014, he was described as being 5′ 9″ (1.75 m), and his [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|custom ''Pokémon'' cards]] from 2000, 2002 and 2004 all give his "length" as 5′ 9″. For the sake of simplicity, the BMI data listed below is based on his current self-reported height of 5′ 10″.

* 9 May 2000 - Chris's "Christian's Christian" [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|custom Pokémon card]] gives his weight as 185 lbs. (80 kg).<ref>[[:File:099-CWCsCWC.jpg]]</ref>

* 25 March 2002 - Chris's "Dark Christian" [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|custom Pokémon card]] gives his weight as 185 lbs. (80 kg).<ref>[[:File:100-DarkCWC.jpg]]</ref>

* 2 February 2004 - Chris's "Christian Chandler" [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|custom Pokémon card]] gives his weight as 165 lbs. (75 kg).<ref>[[:File:098-CWCCard1.jpg]]</ref>

* 20 July 2005 - In a [[Diary]] entry, Chris reported that his weight was '''180 pounds''' (about 80 kg),<ref>[[CWC's Diary#2005]]</ref> meaning that during that time his BMI was 25.8, which is only slightly overweight.

* Fall 2009 - Chris told Kacey that his weight was somewhere between '''215 and 220 pounds''' (98–100 kg),<ref>[[Kacey Call 12]]</ref> meaning his BMI was between 30.8 and 31.6, nudging him into the obese range.

* Fall 2009 - In a later conversation with Kacey, Chris said that at a recent doctor's visit he had weighed in at '''205 pounds''' (93 kg), down from 216 the last time he had been there.<ref>[[Kacey Call 19]]</ref>

* February 2010 - Chris claimed to weigh "'''about 200 [pounds]'''" (91 kg), and also admitted to having once weighed more than 220 pounds (100 kg). Even if we interpret the words "about 200" to mean 190, his BMI at the time would still be 27.3, i.e. overweight, nearing obesity. He also claimed at this time that his goal was to get down to 180 pounds (82 kg).<ref>[[Mailbag 54#Fatty]]</ref>

* October 2010 - In the [[WeighIn|WeighIn video]], Chris claimed to weigh '''216 pounds''' (97 kg). This seems very unrealistic, given his apparent girth and food consumption. Most [[trolls|experts]] believe that Chris either offset his scale by 40 or 50 pounds, or that he did not fully stand on the scale in order to fool people into believing he's not extremely fat. It is also possible that Chris's years of inactivity had caused his muscles to deteriorate to the point that he looked like he weighed more than 250 pounds, when actually he was just 216 pounds of pure fat. Even if we assume that he indeed weighed only 216 lbs at the time, this would still put his BMI at 31, making him '''obese'''.

* April 2012 - Chris announced on Facebook that he was "going down to '''223''' <nowiki>[101 kg]</nowiki> and falling."<ref>[[April 2012 Facebook posts]]</ref>

* July 2013 - Chris again posted to Facebook that he was "down to '''220'''" (~100 kg).<ref>[[July 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref>

* October 2013 - Just three months later, Chris told Facebook that according to his doctor's visit he weighed '''211 pounds''' (96 kg), and had lost seven pounds since last he checked.<ref>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref>

* January 2014 - Chris asserted on Facebook that he weighed "'''about 202 pounds'''" (91 kg). While many would be quick to dismiss this solely on the basis that he eats at McDonald's regularly, at least one report shows that it can't be the sole factor, due to [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2533353/Forget-Super-Size-Me-Man-loses-37lbs-lowers-cholesterol-eating-McDonalds-three-months.html one individual actually ''losing weight'' on a pure McDonald's diet]. However, given the sheer deluge of fast/processed food Chris eats from other places, the non-existence of an exercise regimen, and the simple fact that his face is a lot fatter compared to previous photographs of him, this claim that he weighs 202 pounds is ''very'' dubious.<ref>[[January 2014 Facebook Posts]]</ref>

* October 2014 - Chris defensively told his friend Shaina that he weighed "'''around 200''' <nowiki>[91 kg]</nowiki>, give or take two or three."<ref>[[Open Relationship E-mails]]</ref>

* January 2018 - At [[MAGfest]], Chris said that he was '''"212 pounds of awesome"''' at the ''Christory of Sonichu'' panel.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/1-6-chris-at-magfest.38143/page-16#post-2931683</ref> Later, when he praised a fan who lifted him with a bear hug, Chris stated that his weight was more than 212 pounds, congratulating the fan on his strength.<ref>[[January 2018 tweets#Much love for MAGfest fans]]</ref>

* January 2019 - Chris self-consciously reported his weight at '''213 pounds''' (96 kg).<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1082809505367367680</ref> Three days later, Chris posted on Twitter data from his Aria 2 Smart Scale and Fitbit app that displayed his weight as '''209.7 pounds''' (95.1 kg) with his BMI listed as 29.4, nearly inside of the obese range.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1083935703698935808</ref> The readout from the smart scale also displayed Chris' Percent Body Fat as 45.3%, for comparison, PBF greater than 25% is considered obese for men while greater than 32% is obese for women. Chris stated that he wants to use his [[treadmill]] to slim down to 200 and eventually 179 pounds.

* November 2021 - Chris, after three months imprisoned, gave his weight as '''203 pounds''' (92 kg). Presumably this is due to the low quality and amount of food available to prisoners. Chris described this weight as "appropriate to my Human Form's Five Foot, Eleven Inch Height", although with a BMI of 28.3 he is still very much overweight.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021]]</ref>

==Health==
''Main article: [[Chris and health]]''

Obviously, all this has an adverse effect on Chris' health. Morbidly obese people are far more likely to develop diabetes, heart disease, and a number of other ailments. While it is admittedly possible to be fat '''and''' fit, Chris' lifestyle, combined with ample evidence of his lack of physical prowess, means that this does not apply to him.

==Denial==
{{Quote|He's fat! Iiiiii'm thin!|Chris breaking out into chorus on [[Alec Benson Leary]]<ref>[[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal]]</ref>}}
[[Image:FattyLOL.jpg|thumb|180px|Horizontal stripes are very slimming!]]

Chris has generally been in denial about his weight. When a white knight once told him that he needed to lose some weight if he ever wanted to get a girlfriend, Chris responded by freaking out and exclaiming that he wasn't overweight.<ref>[[White knight E-mails#September 2008 .E2.80.94 Chris denies being fat and sexist]]</ref> In [[IRC]], Chris has been known to become very defensive about his weight, always making claims that he works out, when in fact he just stands up while playing ''Guitar Hero''. Chris's reaction to being called fat is precisely the same as his reaction to being called [[homos|gay]]. Unfortunately for Chris, there isn't a [[Homo#Defenses_against_becoming_homo|poster that will help him lose weight]]. He simply screams that he isn't fat, then oftentimes lies, and calls the person accusing him fat. He exhibited this behavior during an email with [[Evan]],<ref>[[Masturbating_and_squirtin%27#Transcript of Chrisreply1evan.jpg|1st email to Evan]]</ref> during his phone call with [[Father Call|Kacey's father]], and especially in his conversation with [[Kacey and Liquid Call|Kacey and Liquid Chris]], where insults about his weight triggered a screaming rage.

However, during his original rivalry with [[Liquid Chris]], Chris once finally admitted he was perhaps maybe just a little bit fat, but only because he could use this as proof that he was the ''real'' Christian Weston Chandler. A similar problem arose during the [[Asperchu]] saga, where Chris, in an attempt to prove that Asperchu was a parody of himself, was forced to admit that Asperchu's "Buddha belly" and "man boobs" are similar to his own. More specifically, he acts as though he ''used'' to have a sagging gut, even though he has, in fact, significantly gained weight since [[high school]]. He chose to focus on this aspect of Asperchu rather than admit his more embarrassing failures the series parodies. He did once admit in a [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|phone call]] with [[Jack Thaddeus]] that he was not fit.

There is also convincing evidence that [[autism|Chris has difficulty recognizing]] the human figure — faces in particular. His consistent representation of himself as slender and athletic may be attributable to his having formed his self-image during high school, when he would spend hours studying his then-scrawnier self in the mirror, memorizing his looks. However, this is unlikely as Chris has never "spent hours studying" anything.<ref> [[Sonichu_7#Episode_16:_.22Time_Hogs.22|''Sonichu'' #7]] - "…I had to train my brain to visually remember what I looked like…"</ref>

Chris passed a kidney stone on July 9, 2017. According to the Mayo Clinic,<ref>http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/kidney-stones/symptoms-causes/dxc-20319562</ref> some causes of kidney stones include dehydration, certain diets that are rich in protein, sodium, and sugar, and being obese, which makes sense, seeing as Chris is fat, eats a lot of fast food, which is rich in sodium and sugar, and he commonly drinks soda over water, which unlike water, doesn't do well for hydration.

==In the comic==
[[File:SchuComic12-1P96.jpg|thumb|Fat Rosechu]]
Obesity in the ''Sonichu'' comic is largely limited to villains like [[Robotnik]] or the [[Jerkhief]], but [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]] contains a bizarre sequence where [[Rosechu]] and [[Cera]] balloon up before later losing 200 pounds in two weeks. This was done to appeal to [[Jessica Quinn]], who had a fat fetish.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CLog_10042017_-_Q%26A_1#Question_12:_About_the_Rosechu_weight_gain</ref><ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts#Quinn.27s_missing_out</ref>

==See also==
* [[Chris and health]]
* [[Muscle bra|Manboobs]]
* [[McDonald's]]
* [[Burger King]]
* [[List of restaurants]]

==References==
<references/>
{{Health}}
[[Category:Physical characteristics]]

Netflix

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[[File:Onslow.PNG|thumb|Chris, age 50.]]

'''Netflix''' is a streaming service which allows one to watch movies and TV shows over the internet, previously known for their DVD rental-by-mail service (now known as DVD.com). Netflix is also available on [[Xbox]] and [[PlayStation]] consoles, among many other platforms. Being obsessed with [[Chris and television|television]], [[Chris]] is an avid consumer of Netflix. The following is a collection of his orders and streams during [[2009]]. (His watch history ever since is unknown, but it can be safely presumed he still binge watches [[Obesity|regularly]].)

As the list shows, Chris spends an awful lot of time watching stuff he has on his Instant Watch queue, whether they be classic BBC sitcoms or adult cartoons. On two occasions, he actually spent '''more than six and a half hours''' a day watching ''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances|Keeping Up Appearances]]'' and ''[[South Park]]''. Is it any wonder he doesn't update his crap?

However, between some obvious favorites, the list contains some surprises; notably, ''[[Wikipedia:Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy|Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy]]'' pops up. It's likely that Chris rented this expecting porn rather than a cheap Hungarian [[wikipedia:Troma Entertainment|Troma]] movie. As for ''[[Wikipedia:Story of O (film)|Story of O]]'', Chris probably chose it based on its description, not because he is a connoisseur of [[1970s]] French erotic arthouse cinema. Not to mention ''En la cama'', ''Battle in Heaven'', ''Grande École'', etc. Hell, probably the only reason why Chris watches foreign films is if they've got some on-screen [[china]] somewhere. Also of note is that he rented both of the ''Transmorphers'' movies, cheap knockoffs of ''[[Transformers]]'' made by The Asylum, a film studio known for making low-budget mockbusters to dupe unsuspecting buyers and piggyback the success of other films.

Chris also watched the ''[[South Park]]'' episode "[[Wikipedia:Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride|Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride]]", but did not seem to take to heart its [[Homos|message of tolerance]].

==Instant streaming history==
{| class="wikitable"
!Date
!Title
!Time
|-
|11/13/09
|''[[Monty Python]]: [[Random-access humor|And Now for Something Completely Different]]''
|01:35:29
|-
|11/13/09
|''[[The High School Story|Carrie]]''
|01:40:04
|-
|11/13/09
|''[[Wikipedia:30-Second Bunnies Theatre|30-Second Bunnies]]'': ''A Christmas Story''
|00:01:45
|-
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Casablanca (film)|Casablanca]]''
|00:01:02
|-
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Homos|Brokeback Mountain]]''
|00:01:02
|-
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Caddyshack|Caddyshack]]''
|00:02:17
|-
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Chris-Chan Sonichu|Superman]]''
|00:01:01
|-
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Office Space|Office Space]]''
|00:01:10
|-
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Raiders of the Lost Ark|Raiders of the Lost Ark]]''
|00:01:02
|-
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Sex toys|The Ring]]''
|00:01:05
|-
|11/13/09
|''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances|Keeping Up Appearances]]'': "A ''Bon Vivant'' Buffet"
|00:29:05
|-
|11/13/09
|''[[Wikipedia:Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy|Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy]]''
|00:43:44
|-
|11/13/09
|The [[Red Skelton]] Collection: "Freddy the [[Monthly tugboat|Freeloader]]'s Christmas Dinner"
|00:52:02
|-
|11/14/09
|''[[Wikipedia:Tripping The Rift|Tripping The Rift]]'': "God Is Our Pilot"
|00:23:14
|-
|11/14/09
|''Tripping The Rift'': "Mutilation Ball"
|00:22:02
|-
|11/14/09
|''Tripping The Rift'': "Miss Galaxy 5000"
|00:22:36
|-
|11/14/09
|''Tripping The Rift'': "Sidewalk Soiler"
|00:24:16
|-
|11/14/09
|''Tripping The Rift'': "The Devil and a Guy Named Webster"
|00:22:11
|-
|11/14/09
|''Tripping The Rift'': "Totally Recalled"
|00:22:24
|-
|11/14/09
|''Tripping The Rift'': "2001 Space Idiocies"
|00:21:46
|-
|11/14/09
|''[[Wikipedia:Therese and Isabelle|Therese and Isabelle]]''
|02:04:46
|-
|11/14/09
|''[[Wikipedia:The Pigkeeper's Daughter|The Pigkeeper's Daughter]]''
|01:23:41
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Fight Club (film)|Fight Club]]''
|00:02:03
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Christmas Vacation''
|00:01:13
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Borat (film)|Borat]]''
|00:01:03
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Bond''
|00:02:44
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Spider-Man (film)|Spider-Man 1 & 2]]''
|00:01:06
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean (series)|Pirates of the Caribbean 1 & 2]]''
|00:01:02
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:March of the Penguins|March of the Penguins]]''
|00:01:02
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Die Hard|Die Hard]]''
|00:03:05
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Napoleon Dynamite|Napoleon Dynamite]]''
|00:01:42
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Saw (film)|Saw]]''
|00:03:24
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Asperchu#Trial_and_execution_of_Asperpedia_staff|The Grudge]]''
|00:01:28
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Kill Bill|Kill Bill]]''
|00:01:45
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Snakes on a Plane|Snakes on a Plane]]''
|00:01:55
|-
|11/15/09
|''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances|Keeping Up Appearances]]'': "The Name Is Bouquet B-U-C-K-E-T"
|00:56:32
|-
|11/15/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "Welcoming the Dishy Vicar"
|00:29:03
|-
|11/15/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "Visiting an Acquaintance's Stately Home"
|00:29:19
|-
|11/18/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "Let There Be Light"
|00:32:37
|-
|11/18/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "Sea Fever"
|01:23:05
|-
|11/18/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "A Very Merry Hyacinth"
|00:30:37
|-
|11/18/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "Riparian Entertainments"
|00:29:17
|-
|11/19/09
|''[[South Park]]'': "[[Wikipedia:Weight Gain 4000|Weight Gain 4000]]"
|00:23:56
|-
|11/19/09
|''South Park'': "[[Wikipedia:Volcano (South Park)|Volcano]]"
|00:37:17
|-
|11/19/09
|''South Park'': "[[Barbara|An Elephant]] [[Hanky-panky|Makes Love to]] [[Jerkop|a Pig]]"
|00:37:38
|-
|11/19/09
|''South Park'': "[[Homos|Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride]]"
|00:15:20
|-
|11/19/09
|''South Park'': "[[Death]]"
|00:23:22
|-
|11/19/09
|''South Park'': "Starvin' [[Niggos|Marvin]]"
|00:23:00
|-
|11/19/09
|''South Park'': "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo]]"
|00:28:23
|-
|11/19/09
|''South Park'': "[[Wikipedia:Mecha-Streisand|Mecha-Streisand]]"
|00:30:36
|-
|11/21/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "Angel Gabriel Blue"
|02:29:18
|-
|11/21/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "How to Manage a Family Christening"
|00:30:12
|-
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "[[Wikipedia:Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut|Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut]]"
|00:27:08
|-
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "[[Wikipedia:Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut|Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut]]"
|00:29:33
|-
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "[[IRC (27 December 2008)|Chickenlover]]"
|00:23:11
|-
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "Ike's [[Pickle|Wee Wee]]"
|00:30:35
|-
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "[[Wikipedia:Conjoined Fetus Lady|Conjoined Fetus Lady]]"
|00:23:01
|-
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "[[Wikipedia:The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka|The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka]]"
|00:25:09
|-
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "[[Wikipedia:City on the Edge of Forever|City on the Edge of Forever]]"
|00:47:11
|-
|7/3/20
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Runaway Racoon”
|00:23:38
|-
|7/3/20
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Rabbit Town”
|00:23:27
|-
|7/3/20
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Rhino Melancholy”
|00:23:36
|-
|7/3/20
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Dolphin Daydream”
|00:23:32
|-
|7/3/20
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Greedy Bears”
|00:23:36
|-
|7/3/20
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Fox Waltz”
|00:23:32
|-
|7/3/20
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Easy Albatross”
|00:23:32
|-
|7/3/20
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “The Mole Rat Speaks”
|00:23:32
|-
|7/3/20
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Human Scapegoat”
|00:23:30
|-
|7/3/20
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Rabid Wolf”
|00:23:34
|-
|7/3/20
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “A Beastly Feast”
|00:23:36
|-
|7/3/20
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Anima-City”
|00:23:34
|}

{| class="wikitable"
!Date
!Total Time
|-
|11/13/2009
|5:30:48
|-
|11/14/2009
|6:30:28
|-
|11/15/2009
|1:54:54
|-
|11/18/2009
|2:55:36
|-
|11/19/2009
|3:39:32
|-
|11/21/2009
|6:25:18
|-
|7/3/20
|4:42:49
|-
|Total
|31:39:25
|-
|Average
|4:31:21
|}

==Queues on 21 [[November 2009]]==
Chris's queues give a more complete perspective on his [[video]]-watching habits. Notable among the entries is a large number of mediocre-to-terrible [[Sex|romance]] films and documentaries; judging from their titles, they were chosen in the hopes of finding some [[mass debating]] material. There are also quite a few horror films. It should be noted that ''Fritz the Cat'', a film with an extreme amount of [[Bestiality|yiffing]], is on the list.

===Instant Queue===
{| class="wikitable"
!Position
!Title
!Rating
|-
|1
|[[Abusive babysitter|''The Babysitters'']]
|3.036
|-
|2
|[[Wikipedia:The House Bunny|''The House Bunny'']]
|3.239
|-
|3
|[[Wikipedia:This Girl's Life|''This Girl's Life'']]
|2.928
|-
|4
|[[The High School Story|''Carrie'']]
|4.0*
|-
|5
|[[Transformers|''Transmorphers'']]
|1.887
|-
|6
|''[[Wikipedia:9½ Weeks|9½ Weeks]]''
|3.174
|-
|7
|''[[Wikipedia:Dangerous Beauty|Dangerous Beauty]]''
|3.79
|-
|8
|[[Wikipedia:Dangerous Liaisons|''Dangerous Liasons'']]
|3.753
|-
|9
|[[Monty Python|''And Now for Something Completely Different'']]
|5.0*
|-
|10
|''30-Second Bunnies Theatre'': Season 3
|3.0*
|-
|11
|[[Sonichu_and_Rosechu%27s_Luv_Shack|Fear Dot Com]]
|2.633
|-
|12
|''[[Wikipedia:I Still Know What You Did Last Summer|''I Still Know What You Did Last Summer'']].
|3.05
|-
|13
|[[Wikipedia:Story of O (film)|''Story of O'']]
|2.748
|-
|14
|[[Wikipedia:En la cama|''En la cama'']]
|2.859
|-
|15
|[[Wikipedia:Battle in Heaven|''Battle in Heaven'']]
|2.222
|-
|16
|[[Wikipedia:Grande École (film)|''Grande École'']]
|2.735
|-
|17
|[[Wikipedia:Heavy Metal (film)|''Heavy Metal'']]
|5.0*
|-
|18
|[[Wikipedia:Virtual Girl|''Virtual Girl'']]
|2.231
|-
|19
|''[[Wikipedia:Species – The Awakening|Species – The Awakening]]''
|2.786
|-
|20
|[[Wikipedia:Frozen River|''Frozen River'']]
|3.395
|-
|21
|[[Wikipedia:Bushwhacked (film)|''Bushwhacked'']]
|3.39
|-
|22
|''Keeping Up Appearances''
|5.0*
|-
|23
|[[Red Skelton|''The Red Skelton Collection'']]
|5.0*
|-
|24
|[[Wikipedia:American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile|''American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile'']]
|3.353
|-
|25
|[[Christian%27s_sex_joke|Sex and Breakfast]]
|2.318
|-
|26
|''Thérèse and Isabelle''
|5.0*
|-
|27
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]]
|2.604
|-
|28
|''Foreplay''
|1.778
|-
|29
|[[The_Hook_Cafe|''Strictly Sexual'']]
|3.011
|-
|30
|''[[Wikipedia:Sleepless in Seattle|Sleepless in Seattle]]''
|3.863
|-
|31
|''Tender Is the Heart''
|2.206
|-
|32
|[[Wikipedia:Better Than Sex (film)|''Better Than Sex'']]
|2.999
|-
|33
|[[Wikipedia:If Lucy Fell|''If Lucy Fell'']]
|2.996
|-
|34
|[[Virgin_with_rage|''Nice Guys Sleep Alone'']]
|2.924
|-
|35
|[[Wikipedia:Shut Up and Kiss Me (film)|''Shut Up and Kiss Me'']]
|2.392
|-
|36
|[[Wikipedia:Lovelife|''Lovelife'']]
|2.714
|-
|37
|[[Wikipedia:Daffy Duck's Quackbusters|''Daffy Duck's Quackbusters'']]
|3.803
|-
|38
|[[Wikipedia:The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Movie|''The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Movie'']]
|4.047
|-
|39
|[[Wikipedia:The NeverEnding Story (film)|''The NeverEnding Story'']]
|3.913
|-
|40
|[[Wikipedia:Inspector Gadget|''Inspector Gadget'']]
|3.739
|-
|41
|[[Wikipedia:The Nightmare Before Christmas|''The Nightmare Before Christmas'']]
|3.953
|-
|42
|[[Wikipedia:The Inspector|''The Inspector'']]
|3.696
|-
|43
|[[Wikipedia:MythBusters|''MythBusters'']]: Big Blasts Edition
|4.213
|-
|44
|''MythBusters'': Collection 1
|4.21
|-
|45
|[[Wikipedia:Tripping the Rift|''Tripping the Rift'']]: Season 1
|3.317
|-
|46
|[[Monty Python|''Monty Python's Flying Circus'']]
|3.901
|-
|47
|''American Swing''
|2.673
|-
|48
|''[[Wikipedia:Indie Sex|Indie Sex]]''
|3.276
|-
|49
|''[[Wikipedia:Species III|Species III]]''
|2.938
|-
|50
|[[Wikipedia:Quarantine (film)|''Quarantine'']]
|3.048
|-
|51
|[[Wikipedia:Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie|''Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie'']]
|3.103
|-
|52
|[[Wikipedia:The Animatrix|''The Animatrix'']]
|3.686
|-
|53
|[[Wikipedia:Harry Novak|''The Pigkeeper's Daughter'']]
|4.0*
|-
|54
|[[Wikipedia:Video Vixens|''Video Vixens'']]
|1.883
|-
|55
|[[Obesity|''I Want Candy'']]
|2.534
|-
|56
|''[[Wikipedia:List of National Lampoon films|National Lampoon's Spring Break 24/7]]''
|1.917
|-
|57
|''[[Wikipedia:Cartoon Noir|Cartoon Noir]]''
|2.427
|-
|58
|[[A_Week_With_Christian_Chandler|Memories]]
|3.667
|-
|59
|[[Wikipedia:Read or Die|''Read or Die'']]
|4.054
|-
|60
|Air TV
|3.87
|-
|61
|[[Wikipedia:Robotech: The Shadow Chronicles|''Robotech: The Shadow Chronicles'']]
|3.665
|-
|62
|[[Wikipedia:Dead Space: Downfall|''Dead Space: Downfall'']]
|3.277
|-
|63
|''[[South Park]]'': Season 1
|4.151
|-
|64
|''South Park'': Season 2
|3.904
|-
|65
|[[Wikipedia:Tripping the Rift|''Tripping the Rift'']]: Season 2
|3.622
|-
|66
|''South Park'': Season 3
|4.043
|-
|67
|''Tripping the Rift'': Season 3
|3.392
|-
|68
|''South Park'': Season 4
|4.127
|-
|69
|''South Park'': Season 5
|4.2
|-
|70
|''South Park'': Season 6
|4.267
|-
|71
|''South Park'': Season 7
|4.207
|-
|72
|''South Park'': Season 8
|4.24
|-
|73
|''South Park'': Season 9
|4.154
|-
|}
Chris's ratings are denoted with an asterisk.

===DVD Queue===
{| class="wikitable"
!Position
!Title
!Rating
|-
|1
|''[[Sonic]] X'': Season 5: Disc 2
|3.519
|-
|}
{| class="wikitable"
!Position
!Title
!Rating
|-
|1
|''Sonic X'': Season 6, Disc 1
|3.562
|-
|2
|''Sonic X'': Season 6, Disc 1
|N/A
|-
|3
|''[[Transformers]]: Beast Wars'': Season 1, Disc 1
|3.838
|-
|4
|''Transformers: Beast Wars'': Season 1, Disc 2
|
|-
|5
|''Transformers: Beast Wars'': Season 1, Disc 3
|
|-
|6
|''Transformers: Beast Wars'': Season 1, Disc 4
|
|-
|7
|''Transformers: Beast Wars'': Season 2, Disc 1
|3.963
|-
|8
|''Transformers: Beast Wars'': Season 2, Disc 2
|
|-
|9
|''Transformers: Beast Wars'': Season 3, Disc 1
|3.965
|-
|10
|''Transformers: Beast Wars'': Season 3, Disc 2
|
|-
|11
|[[Transformers|''Beast Machines'']]: Disc 1
|3.762
|-
|12
|''Beast Machines'': Disc 2
|
|-
|13
|''Beast Machines'': Disc 3
|
|-
|14
|''Beast Machines: Disc 4
|
|-
|15
|''[[Transformers]]: Armada'': Season 1, Part 1, Disc 1
|3.493
|-
|16
|''Transformers: Armada'': Season 1, Part 1, Disc 2
|
|-
|17
|''Transformers: Armada'': Season 1, Part 1, Disc 3
|
|-
|18
|''Transformers: Armada'': Season 1, Part 1, Disc 4
|
|-
|19
|''Transformers: Armada'': Season 1, Part 2, Disc 1
|3.464
|-
|20
|''Transformers: Armada'': Season 1, Part 2, Disc 2
|
|-
|21
|''Transformers: Armada'': Season 1, Part 2, Disc 3
|
|-
|22
|''Transformers: Armada'': Season 1, Part 2, Disc 4
|
|-
|23
|''[[Transformers]]: Energon'': Vol. 1
|3.436
|-
|24
|''Transformers: Energon'': Vol. 2
|
|-
|25
|''Transformers: Energon'': Vol. 3
|
|-
|26
|''Transformers: Energon'': Vol. 4
|
|-
|27
|''[[Transformers]]: Cybertron'': Disc 1
|3.357
|-
|28
|''Transformers: Cybertron'': Disc 2
|
|-
|29
|''Transformers: Cybertron'': Disc 3
|
|-
|30
|''Transformers: Cybertron'': Disc 4
|
|-
|31
|''Transformers: Cybertron'': Disc 5
|
|-
|32
|''Transformers: Cybertron'': Disc 6
|
|-
|33
|''Transformers: Cybertron'': Disc 7
|
|-
|34
|[[Wikipedia:Transmorphers|''Transmorphers'']]
|1.887
|-
|35
|[[Wikipedia:Transmorphers: Fall of Man|''Transmorphers: Fall of Man'']]
|2.26
|-
|36
|[[The_High_School_Story|''Carrie'']]
|3.746
|-
|37
|[[Wikipedia:Zombie Strippers|''Zombie Strippers'']]
|2.556
|-
|38
|[[Wikipedia:Twilight (film)|''Twilight'']]
|3.8
|-
|39
|[[Wikipedia:Evan Almighty|''Evan Almighty'']]
|3.488
|-
|40
|[[Adult Swim]] & Stones Present: Mad Villain
|2.393
|-
|41
|[[Wikipedia:Slayers Return|''Slayers Return'']]
|3.858
|-
|42
|[[Wikipedia:Love in Paris|''Another 9½ Weeks'']]
|2.351
|-
|43
|[[Wikipedia:The First 9½ Weeks|''The First 9½ Weeks'']]
|2.835
|-
|44
|[[Wikipedia:Angels & Demons (film)|''Angels & Demons'']]
|3.757
|-
|45
|''Angels & Demons'': Bonus Material
|2.933
|-
|46
|[[Wikipedia:The Ring (2002 film)|''The Ring'']]
|3.552
|-
|47
|[[Wikipedia:The Ring Two|''The Ring Two'']]
|3.0
|-
|48
|[[Wikipedia:Are You Being Served? (film)|''Are You Being Served?'']]
|3.31
|-
|49
|[[Wikipedia:Species II|''Species II'']]
|2.979
|-
|50
|[[Wikipedia:Species (film)|''Species'']]
|3.131
|-
|51
|[[Wikipedia:Fritz the Cat (film)|''Fritz the Cat'']]
|3.012
|-
|52
|[[Wikipedia:The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat|''The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat'']]
|2.934
|-
|53
|''Very Private Lesson'
|2.92
|-
|54
|''[[Wikipedia:Kekko Kamen|Kekko Kamen]] Surprise!''
|2.216
|-
|55
|''Kekko Kamen Returns!''
|2.339
|-
|56
|''Kekko Kamen New!''
|2.361
|-
|57
|''Kekko Kamen Strikes Back!''
|2.559
|-
|58
|[[Wikipedia:Nana (manga)|''Nana'']] Uncut: Vol. 1, Disc 1
|3.978
|-
|59
|''Nana'' Uncut: Vol. 1, Disc 2
|
|-
|60
|''Nana'' Uncut: Vol. 1, Disc 3
|
|-
|61
|[[Wikipedia:Elfen Lied|''Elfen Lied'']]: Vol. 1, Vector One
|4.17
|-
|62
|''Elfen Lied'': Vol. 2, Vector Two
|
|-
|63
|''Elfen Lied'': Vol. 3, Vector Three
|
|-
|64
|''Elfen Lied'': Vol. 4, Vector Four
|
|-
|65
|[[Wikipedia:Shaun of the Dead|''Shaun of the Dead'']]
|3.959
|-
|}

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[[Category:Websites]]

April 2018 Paid Video Requests

2020-04-12T13:26:04Z

Morganstedmanms: /* Transcript */

This page lists the [[Paid Video Requests|video requests]] that Chris was paid to do in April 2018.

==Buy Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne==
This video was requested by Kiwi Farms user SpaceQuakes, infamous for having an [[Autism|obsessive fixation]] over the game. In the fall of 2017, SpaceQuakes had tweeted about the game to Chris 53 times in the span of two weeks<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-4-6-2018-chris-paid-content-general.22728/page-74#post-3220645</ref>. Chris later complained about not receiving any money for the video<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts]]</ref>.

Chris begins the video normally, puts on his sad face to [[beg]], then shifts to cheerful for the Shin Megami plug.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Buy Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=ZTAv3ziDoyQ}}
| stardate = 6 April 2018
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}, {{Video games|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{ManchildMeldownShirt|text}}
| previous = [[More of Cole’s Things for Sale]]
| next = [[The Bad Beginning]]
}}

===Transcript===
Hey everybody, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again with a bit of a advertising update, a bit of an advertisement. Buy [[Cole Smithey]]'s things right now... because we need the money here at home, okay? And this ad is brought to you by [[Wikipedia:Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne|''Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne'']]! Buy now! Enjoy it! It has all the DLC and stuff! Yaaaaayyyy! Buy ''Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturneeeee''! Have a good day.

==A few seconds of Barb dancing==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Barb dancing
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=tGVVG4ULfyQ}}
| stardate = 16 [[April 2018]]
| maker =
| subject =
| style =
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[One-Hundred‎!]]
| next = [[Look, I Am helping my mother and I with the monies]]
}}

==Happy Birthday, Frank!==
Chris wishes a customer's friend a happy birthday followed by parroting lines said customer wrote for him to say.
{{Infobox/video
| name = Happy Birthday, Frank!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=TKrFIgbg0NA}}
| stardate = 18 [[April 2018]]
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{Pinkw-GreySleeves|text}}, {{GopnikOutfit|text}}
| previous = [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#A Lifted Dance|A Lifted Dance]]
| next = [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!|Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!]]
}}

==Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!==
Chris records a video with his webcam after breaking his smartphone and not being able to connect to YouTube with his [[PlayStation]] 4. The video consists of begging [[fans]] to pay for a new smartphone, and fulfilling a request by "Jack Z" to shout random-access humor. For some unknown reason he disabled the ability to comment on that video.
{{Infobox/video
| name = Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=Kh3C_ZQ26ho}}
| stardate = 20 [[April 2018]]
| subject = {{Marketing|text}}, {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}, {{Financhu Crisis|text}}
| shirt = Green shirt, {{GopnikOutfit|text}}
| previous = [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Frank!|Happy Birthday, Frank!]]
| next = [[Chris pleads to stop Cryzel Torture‎]]
}}

===Description===

Please, buy and help me get a new phone now.

https://www.ebay.com/usr/pristinechristine1982

===Transcript===
[[File:It Was Me Dio!.jpg|thumb|right|You thought it was just another troll, BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!]]
Hello everybody, this is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Christine Chandler]], coming to you live from home once again. This time using my webcam on my laptop, because I have a special emergency announcement: my phone battery is seriously having troubles, so that's why I can only record on this, and my [[PlayStation]] 4 is also still not connecting to [[YouTube]]. So *sigh* anyway... er, so the first announcement of the day is: please to allow me to be able to keep [[Chris and money|my money]] so I can... possibly go to [[BronyCon]] later. Still sorting out other details before I can purchase any tickets or anything, but it's all good and safe.

But anyway, I NEED MONEY to purchase the New Phone! Or the rights to repair this one, probably less expensive to buy the NEW PHONE! And pfft, it's gonna be like a few hundred bucks, so lets buy some stuff off my [[eBay]] pleeease. The remaining [[Transformers]] I have, the Puzzler Combiner, the... [thinks] Prowl, all the others. There is a couple on there I know that's worth a hundred dollars, between the Prowl with the bots and Puzzler.
Anyway, please help me. I NEED A NEW PHONE! This ones really w-wonking out on me. It's been wonking out on me bad, for a while now.

Anyway, aside from that. I have a special message, which I have written down right here on a few pages. Anyway, so I have been warned by a s-somebody who... about the nefarious trolls who are plotting to cause mayhem for me at BronyCon. I know who you are, [https://jojowiki.com/Dio_Brando Dio Brando]. I know that you are trying to use your Stand Power, The World, to screw things up for me and my [[Honest Content|True and Honest]] fanbase at BronyCon.

You will never win, Dio! My fans are the Stardust Crusaders, and they will never- we will never allow you to gain victory. And so be it, if my power- if my powers are able to and if I can make it over there. Er, I don't know about variables or anything, but anyway, SONICHU WILL BE IN ALL OF OUR HEARTS!

Show the love, spread the love, fuck you Dio Brando. Aha! We know who you are you bastard.

Anyway, so t-there's that message to Dio Brandooo! *grunt* And, in case you haven't noticed yet - yep, this is a new shirt. I just got it from [[Chris and fashion|Goodwill]] recently, also [pans camera down] these track pants... slacks, light grey. Okay? [pans camera up] Yep. So, there's a new outfit for me, this fugly green sweater and track pants. Mmmm anyway, so aside from that, still gonna recolour my hair. The remaining Teal Bottles are still up for sale on my eBay, there is three of those left now. So... all of them with my autograph on them. And the one empty one, that's a bonus to go with the Wii Fit Meter that has my data on it. Because "one persons trash, is another persons treasure."

So, yep. And that near empty one has my autograph on it too. So, take that as you will. Thank you all very much. Have a good safe da- [video ends abruptly].

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[More of Cole’s Things for Sale]]|nextlink=[[All Star]]}}

{{BusinessList}}

[[Category:Business]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2018]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

User:Morganstedmanms

2018-04-20T23:43:46Z

Morganstedmanms: Created page with "UwU"

UwU

April 2018 Paid Video Requests

2018-04-20T23:27:50Z

Morganstedmanms: transcript

This page lists the [[Paid Video Requests|video requests]] that Chris was paid to do in April 2018.

==Buy Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne==
This video was requested by Kiwi Farms user SpaceQuakes, infamous for having an [[Autism|obsessive fixation]] over the game. In the fall of 2017, SpaceQuakes had tweeted about the game to Chris 53 times in the span of two weeks<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-4-6-2018-chris-paid-content-general.22728/page-74#post-3220645</ref>. Chris later complained about not receiving any money for the video<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts]]</ref>.

Chris begins the video normally, puts on his sad face to [[beg]], then shifts to cheerful for the Shin Megami plug.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Buy Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=ZTAv3ziDoyQ}}
| stardate = 6 April 2018
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}} {{Video games|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[More of Cole’s Things for Sale]]
| next = [[Buy Our Things off of my eBay to help us, Please.]]
}}

==Transcript==
Hey everybody, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again with a bit of a advertising update, a bit of an advertisement. Buy [[Cole Smithey]]'s things right now... because we need the money here at home, okay? And this ad is brought to you by [[Wikipedia:Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne|''Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne'']]! Buy now! Enjoy it! It has all the DLC and stuff! Yaaaaayyyy! Buy ''Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturneeeee''! Have a good day.

==A few seconds of Barb dancing==
''Note: The video below was copied to CWCville Tourist, a YouTube channel used for archiving Chris videos, in order to avoid giving the person who had originally uploaded it attention and views from the CWCki. The original uploader, Johnny Bucchi, demonstrated malicious intent towards Chris<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-535#post-3260571</ref>.''

{{Infobox/video
| name = Barb dancing
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=nkzrmqrcS8M}}
| stardate = 16 [[April 2018]]
| maker =
| subject =
| style =
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[One-Hundred‎!]]
| next = [[Look, I Am helping my mother and I with the monies]]
}}

==A Lifted Dance==
Chris dances to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lifted_(CL_song) "Lifted" by CL.]
{{Infobox/video
| name = A Lifted Dance
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=bnRRHPYyvVs}}
| stardate = 18 [[April 2018]]
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Smug|text}} {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{bubblegumnightmare|text}} {{GopnikOutfit|text}}
| previous = [[I have been paid to go; we’ll see if I can go (Seriously To Be Determined)]]
| next = [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Frank!|Happy Birthday, Frank!]]
}}

==Happy Birthday, Frank!==
Chris wishes a customer's friend a happy birthday followed by parroting lines said customer wrote for him to say.
{{Infobox/video
| name = Happy Birthday, Frank!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=TKrFIgbg0NA}}
| stardate = 18 [[April 2018]]
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}} {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{bubblegumnightmare|text}} {{GopnikOutfit|text}}
| previous = [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#A Lifted Dance|A Lifted Dance]]
| next = [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!|Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!]]
}}

==Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!==
Chris records a video with his webcam after breaking his smartphone and not being able to connect to YouTube with his [[PlayStation]] 4. The video consists of begging [[fans]] to pay for a new smartphone, and fulfilling a request by "Jack Z" to shout random access humor.
{{Infobox/video
| name = Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=Kh3C_ZQ26ho}}
| stardate = 20 [[April 2018]]
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}} {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = Fugly Green Sweater
| previous = [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Frank!|Happy Birthday, Frank!]]
| next =
}}

==Transcript==
Hello everybody, this is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Christine Chandler]], coming to you live from home once again. This time using my webcam on my laptop, because I have a special emergency announcement: my phone battery is seriously having troubles, so that's why I can only record on this, and my [[PlayStation]] 4 is also still not connecting to [[YouTube]]. So *sigh* anyway... er, so the first announcement of the day is: please to allow me to be able to keep [[Chris and money|my money]] so I can... possibly go to [[BronyCon]] later. Still sorting out other details before I can purchase any tickets or anything, but it's all good and safe.

But anyway, I NEED MONEY to purchase the New Phone! Or the rights to repair this one, probably less expensive to buy the NEW PHONE! And pfft, it's gonna be like a few hundred bucks, so lets buy some stuff off my [[eBay]] pleeease. The remaining [[Transformers]] I have, the Puzzler Combiner, the... [thinks] Prowl, all the others. There is a couple on there I know that's worth a hundred dollars, between the Prowl with the bots and Puzzler.
Anyway, please help me. I NEED A NEW PHONE! This ones really w-wonking out on me. It's been wonking out on me bad, for a while now.

Anyway, aside from that. I have a special message, which I have written down right here on a few pages. Anyway, so I have been warned by a s-somebody who... about the nefarious trolls who are plotting to cause mayhem for me at BronyCon. I know who you are, [http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Dio_Brando Dio Brando]. I know that you are trying to use your Stand Power, The World, to screw things up for me and my [[Honest Content|True and Honest]] fanbase at BronyCon.

You will never win, Dio! My fans are the Stardust Crusaders, and they will never- we will never allow you to gain victory. And so be it, if my power- if my powers are able to and if I can make it over there. Er, I don't know about variables or anything, but anyway, SONICHU WILL BE IN ALL OF OUR HEARTS!

Show the love, spread the love, fuck you Dio Brando. Aha! We know who you are you bastard.

Anyway, so t-there's that message to Dio Brandooo! *grunt* And, in case you haven't noticed yet - yep, this is a new shirt. I just got it from [[Chris and fashion|Goodwill]] recently, also [pans camera down] these track pants... slacks, light grey. Okay? [pans camera up] Yep. So, there's a new outfit for me, this fugly green sweater and track pants. Mmmm anyway, so aside from that, still gonna recolour my hair. The remaining Teal Bottles are still up for sale on my eBay, there is three of those left now. So... all of them with my autograph on them. And the one empty one, that's a bonus to go with the Wii Fit Meter that has my data on it. Because "one persons trash, is another persons treasure."

So, yep. And that near empty one has my autograph on it too. So, take that as you will. Thank you all very much. Have a good safe da- [video ends abruptly].

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[More of Cole’s Things for Sale]]|nextlink=}}

{{BusinessList}}

[[Category:Business]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2018]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Template:Begging Counter

2018-04-20T20:59:55Z

Morganstedmanms:

*It has been {{#expr: (-1524257582 +{{#time:U}})/86400 round 0}} days since Chris [[Financhu Crisis|begged]] for money.

*It has been {{#expr: (-1517092639+{{#time:U}})/86400 round 0}} days since Chris uploaded pages for [[Sonichu 12-9|#12-9]], [[Sonichu 14|#14]], or [[Sonichu 15|#15]] to meet his [[Patreon|paid obligations]] to the Sonichu comic.

*It has been {{#expr: (-1253880000 +{{#time:U}})/86400 round 0}} days since Chris [[Kacey Call 21|applied for a job]].

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