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All Star

2018-11-22T16:14:11Z

Moscardino:

{{Incomplete}}
On 21 April 2018, Chris uploaded a cover of All Star by Smash Mouth to the Idea Guys on Discord during the [[Cryzel Torture]]. The video was eventually leaked by Null.

On November 18th 2018, a new video of Chris singing the same song while Mass Debating was posted to his Twitter by Trolls named [[Twitter All Star]]

==Video==
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| name = Chris chan sings All Star
| video = {{#ev:youtube|jA3qpRuoeHU}}
| stardate = 21 [[April 2018]]
| subject =
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}
| saga = {{Idea Guy|text}}
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!|Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!]]
| next = [[I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms]]
}}

==Transcript==
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Mass debating

2018-11-22T16:09:19Z

Moscardino: New video of Chris Mass Debating got released on his twitter by trolls

{{Honest}}
{{Quote|I've actually done it to myself so many times, even with a hunk of- even with [[Kimmi|an inflatable plastic woman]] ''[...]'' I've done it so much, it's like, you know, I can't even feel that much of a rush from it, doing it to myself like that ''[...]'' It's like, you know, my body got used to it|Chris to [[Kacey]]<ref>[[Kacey Call 7]]</ref>}}

'''Mass debating''' is the way Chris [[Chris and English|pronounces]] "masturbating".

==Discovery==
Based on a PSN chat with [[PandaHalo]] and [[Chris_Chat_27_December_2008#Transcript|an IRC chat]], Chris did not discover masturbation until age 16:

{{quote|actually figured it out for myself, in my room one night after having unlocked the parental lock; I found the pool scene in "[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0210112/ I Like to Play Games Too]", and I just figured it out for myself.}}

[[Image:ILikeToPlayGamesToo.jpg|thumb|150px|The pool scene in question.]]

When he first started mass debating, he did so by lying face down on his bed (also known as prone masturbation) and rubbing his [[duck]] with a washcloth.<ref name="BlueSpike PSN Chat 3">[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|BlueSpike PSN Chat III]]</ref> In early 2009 he would sit on the bathroom washbasin during the act.<ref name="BlueSpike PSN Chat 3"/> In [[Ivy Q&A#Comics|Ivy's Q&A]] it was mentioned that Chris has used his pillow, folded in half, as a masturbation tool.

He has informed [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] of his masturbation habit.<ref name="BlueSpike PSN Chat 3"/>

{{-}}

==Frequency==
{{quote|And to keep myself from flying crazily off the handle at a random time, I keep my hormones in check at least twice a week by myself.|Chris, using mass debating.<ref>[https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Chris-chan/Megan_Saga Chris's MySpace blog, via ED.]</ref>}}

While it is assumed by many that Chris has a voracious sex drive and spends every day whacking it, the [[TRUE and HONEST|truth]] is quite different. Rather, Chris has admitted to whacking off at least twice per week (based on chats{{cite}}, it seems that he limits it to twice). Possible factors for this include the fact that he has a bent [[duck]] which would most likely make masturbation painful, and he probably struggles to get/maintain an erection owing to his [[obesity]] and general poor [[health]]. The sex audio with [[Julie]] seems to indicate that it takes Chris around 20 minutes to orgasm, which means that masturbation for Chris must be physically exhausting. Chris also believes that he has a limited sperm count which may have him limit his sexual activity. Also, Chris was at one point prescribed the antidepressant paroxetine (Paxil), which (from what was heard from him) caused some sort of sexual side effect, perhaps slowing down his ability to orgasm.<ref>[[Chris and psychology]]</ref>

Chris also told [[Kacey]] that he has masturbated so much that it no longer brings him much pleasure. However, this was a misguided ploy for pity sex.<ref>[[Kacey Call 7]]</ref>

In January 2018, Chris claimed that he no longer masturbates.<ref>[[January 2018 tweets#Much love for MAGfest fans]]</ref> This could be a result of estrogen treatment (decreased libido is a known side effect).

{{quote|I actually do Not fap; Not for Years, believe me. And certainly Never Nowadays Ever.}}

On November 18th 2018, Chris's Twitter uploaded a video of himself mass debating his flaccid duck while singing the song All-Star by Smash Mouth. The video is obviously coerced and posted by trolls and Chris was noticeably stressed and uncomfortable during the act.

==See also==
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Chris Sex Videos]]
*[[Bob Walks In]]
*[[Semen]]
*[[Masturbating and squirtin']]
*[[CWC Cums for a Cat]]

==Sources==
<references/>

{{CWC-isms}}
{{Love quest}}
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I Am Sick of the HATE!!! (I could use a break)

2018-05-11T09:31:06Z

Moscardino: fixed paragraph

{{Quality}}
{{Incomplete}}
'''I Am Sick of the HATE!!! (I could use a break)''' is a video where Chris rants about the presence of [[trolls]] on his Twitter. This comes after posting a series of unusually angry tweets towards the [[weens]] making disparaging comments within his posts. Even though Chris is talking loudly, it is difficult to understand what he saying due to his words sounding way too garbled and intermixed with grunting.

It should also be noted that Chris is clearly reading off of a script, or a vague outline, and not in his usual unscripted rage video style. This may be evidence for the rumoured Idea Guy 2.0 either giving him a speech to read for the video, or writing for Chris after he asked in order to make him come across better than usual. Chris may also have just written it himself in order to keep his ranting more cohesive, which it does not.

==Video==
{{Tardrage}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = I Am Sick of the HATE!!! (I could use a break)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|15LJdfBGyW8}}
| stardate = 10 May 2018
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Rage|text}} {{Crazy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt =
| previous =
| next =
}}

===Transcript===
HELLO EVERYBODY THIS IS CHRISTINE CHANDLER COMING TO YA LIVE FROM HOME, AND IM GONNA TELL YA'LL SOME REAL, TRUE, SHIT!
I'll tell you what... YES!!! It WAS me on TWITTER!! I'm sick of the trolls, I'm sick of the hate, HATE HATE HATE on some GOOD, DANG, COMMENTARY! I will not tolerate fricken commentary anymore! I'm sick of the *begins to hit pillow* hateful, hurtful, commentary *continues to hit pillow* ERRRRRRRR *breathe* ERRRRRR
I'm TIRED of being HATED ON! I'm VERY STRESSED OUT! I'm human! And I'm sonichu!
*deep breath*
I NEED A BREAAAAAAK!
I have to send the mail and do the video!
My father always told me to STICK UP and STAND UP for myself and HE always said the same thing, you know he did! He told you all the address of this very house, AND our phone number! *garbles*
YOU LOOK! You wanna come at us? You wanna come at us? You come at us! Whoever gives us moneyyyy!
He was... EUHHHHHHHHH
And I'm just tired because of TODAY (x13)
HATRED!!!
EUHRHHHHHH!
And LIKE a similar person, many many many years ago, my kindness, generosity and ??? is being taken advantage of, WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!
And I will not tolerate anymore hurtful comments or BS from any of you spiteful, hating people... ANYMORE!!!
You better SHAPE UP! BE KIND! BE COURTEOUS! OR ITS THAT!
ERURRRRRR!

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I Am Sick of the HATE!!! (I could use a break)

2018-05-11T09:26:39Z

Moscardino: Added in a little bit about things you notice in the video, Spelling check

{{Quality}}
{{Incomplete}}
'''I Am Sick of the HATE!!! (I could use a break)''' is a video where Chris rants about the prescence of [[trolls]] on his Twitter. This comes after posting a series of unusually angry tweets towards the [[weens]] making disparaging comments within his posts. Even though Chris is talking loudly, it is difficult to understand what he saying due to his words sounding way too garbled and intermixed with grunting.

It should also be noted that Chris is clearly reading off of a script, or a vague outline, and not in his usual unscripted rage video style. This may be evidence for the rumoured Idea Guy 2.0 either giving him a speech to read for the video, or writing for Chris after he asked in order to make him come across better than usual. Chris may also have

==Video==
{{Tardrage}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = I Am Sick of the HATE!!! (I could use a break)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|15LJdfBGyW8}}
| stardate = 10 May 2018
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Rage|text}} {{Crazy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt =
| previous =
| next =
}}

===Transcript===
HELLO EVERYBODY THIS IS CHRISTINE CHANDLER COMING TO YA LIVE FROM HOME, AND IM GONNA TELL YA'LL SOME REAL, TRUE, SHIT!
I'll tell you what... YES!!! It WAS me on TWITTER!! I'm sick of the trolls, I'm sick of the hate, HATE HATE HATE on some GOOD, DANG, COMMENTARY! I will not tolerate fricken commentary anymore! I'm sick of the *begins to hit pillow* hateful, hurtful, commentary *continues to hit pillow* ERRRRRRRR *breathe* ERRRRRR
I'm TIRED of being HATED ON! I'm VERY STRESSED OUT! I'm human! And I'm sonichu!
*deep breath*
I NEED A BREAAAAAAK!
I have to send the mail and do the video!
My father always told me to STICK UP and STAND UP for myself and HE always said the same thing, you know he did! He told you all the address of this very house, AND our phone number! *garbles*
YOU LOOK! You wanna come at us? You wanna come at us? You come at us! Whoever gives us moneyyyy!
He was... EUHHHHHHHHH
And I'm just tired because of TODAY (x13)
HATRED!!!
EUHRHHHHHH!
And LIKE a similar person, many many many years ago, my kindness, generosity and ??? is being taken advantage of, WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!
And I will not tolerate anymore hurtful comments or BS from any of you spiteful, hating people... ANYMORE!!!
You better SHAPE UP! BE KIND! BE COURTEOUS! OR ITS THAT!
ERURRRRRR!

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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2018]]

February 2017 Facebook Posts

2017-02-18T23:13:28Z

Moscardino: New Post was made.

{{Ongoing}}

This page is an archive of Chris' [[Facebook]] posts during [[February 2017]]. Posts are sorted by date and linked to the source material from Facebook. Notable comments will be archived and color-coded for reference; those who consistently respond to Chris' posts, e.g. [[William Elliott Waterman]] and Jessica Quinn, are colored in red and green respectively, while infrequent responders are colored in orange, yellow or purple.

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1296254047135738 Butterbeer]==
1 February at 9:58 pm
{{quotebox|I made some [[Harry Potter|Butterbeer]] for the first time.

[[File:Harry potter butterbeer.jpg|200px]]}}

Chris linked to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUXnrE7cdnk the recipe].

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1296495557111587 Native American Zodiac]==
2 February at 5:12 am

Chris shared a zodiac image featuring animals from Native American myths.
{{quotebox|I'm a wolf. LOL}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1296498667111276 Eau de skunk]==
2 February at 5:17 am

{{quotebox|Random Thought:

If you are a user of perfumes and/or colognes, then you are used to the smell of a skunk.

I just caught a whiff of a [[Megagi La Skunk|skunk]], lurking outside, while laying down in my bed, Inside my house; it didn't offend me as much as it used to, I realized, because essence of skunks are often used in the fragrant products.

Have a good day.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/AmericansVsTrump/posts/1321992221172840?comment_id=1322756451096417&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D Go, Joe!]==
2 February at 3:37 pm

Chris commented on an Americans Against Trump post about Joe Biden's career plans.
{{quotebox|Yes! Go, Joe!}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/videos/1296989667062176/ Friends Day]==
2 February at 3:48 pm

Chris participated in Facebook's Friends Day, an event in which people can make a video featuring images of their friend lists.
{{quotebox|#friendsday}}

{{Infobox/video
| name = Friends Day
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=Eedsc1oxWeM}}
| stardate = 2 February 2017
}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/LizzyTheLezzy/posts/10154240972281863?comment_id=10154241286661863&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D #DressLikeAWoman]==
3 February at 3:26 pm

Chris commented on a Lizzy the Lezzy post.
{{quotebox|I #DressLikeAWoman, as I am a woman who dresses as I like to, just like all other women dress as they each like to themselves. }}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1298089746952168 Made a smoothie]==
3 February at 7:36 pm

{{quotebox|I just made a yummy mango-pineapple smoothie with the following recipe, Plus Ten ice cubes in the blender. I even peeled and chopped the mango personally, after learning how with WikiHow.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1299924646768678 Song of the LGBTQAI]==
5 February at 7:57 pm

{{quotebox|I heard this song on the radio earlier while I was dreaming; I was trying to remember the artist's name and thought this was a song iconic of the LGBTQAI community. As far as I know while awake, it might not, it still resonates and should be one of our iconic tracks, as we Stand By Each Other during such troubling times and whenever, because we are a good group of people, the LGBTQAI. And Love is always Love. }}
He linked to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwB9EMpW8eY&feature=share Rachel Platten's Stand By You].

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1299935836767559 Charlie Brown and the football]==
5 February at 8:16 pm

{{quotebox|I just had another **Random Thought**.

I wonder if Charles Schulz ever thought of having Anyone other than Lucy Van Pelt hold the football for Charlie Brown to kick. I mean, seriously, the failed kicks were funny now and then, but at least give us one decent football kick (aside from the ironic kick to Lucy's arm as shown in "A Charlie Brown Celebration"). I bet Peppermint Patty would have offered the best opportunity for Charlie to "kick that football clear to the moon". Sorry, Chuck, ol' boy.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/LizzyTheLezzy/posts/10154243646121863?comment_id=10154246754906863&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D Thanks to Ivanka and Jared]==
5 February at 8:19 pm

Chris commented on a Lizzy the Lezzy post.
{{quotebox|Thank You, Ivanka and Jared! It is so great to hear that there Are kinder hearts away from the center of the Trump family that can Really help us out. Thank You Both. <3<3}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1299953470099129 Trump, get your ass the hell out]==
5 February at 8:58 pm

{{quotebox|Huh. I wished Trump would abdicate the position, take Pence with him, and let Hillary and Kaine take office. And apparently he was a sore winner in this situation.

Hey, #DonaldTrump. I understand you want to prove Hillary winning the election, but, Dude, come on. Why Wait? Just let it all go and let Hillary Clinton be President and do the job. Being President is Not just praise from everyone, and not everyone praised the past presidents, each, either. The job is Serious, and with that Great Power comes the Great Responsibility. There is no shame in admitting being unable to do the job right; there is honor in being humble about yourself. But I digress. In short and blunt, for you, sir: "Get your ass the hell out, and let the people do the job right."}}
He linked to [http://womanista.com/2017/02/04/howard-stern-is-concerned-about-the-mental-state-of-his-friend-d/ an article].

==[https://www.facebook.com/lgbtqnation/posts/10154243965881717?comment_id=10154244860636717&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D Chris's gay anthem]==
5 February at 9;17 pm

Chris commented on a LGBTQ Nation post.
{{quotebox|I like to take Taylor Swift's "Love Story" and swap "Romeo" for a second "Juliet".}}

{{collapsible
|What the song lyrics probably look like|
We were both young when I first saw you. 
I close my eyes and the flashback starts: 
I'm standing there on a balcony in summer air. 

See the lights, see the party, the ball gowns. 
See you make your way through the crowd 
And say, "Hello." 
Little did I know... 

That you were lesbian Juliet, you were throwing pebbles, 
And my daddy said, "Stay away from Juliet." 
And I was crying on the staircase 
Begging you, "Please don't go." 
And I said... 

lesbian Juliet, take me somewhere we can be alone. 
I'll be waiting; all that's left to do is run. 
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess, 
It's a love story, baby, just say "Yes". 

So I sneak out to the garden to see you. 
We keep quiet 'cause we're dead if they knew 
So close your eyes, 
Escape this town for a little while. 
Oh, oh. 

'Cause you were lesbian Juliet, I was a scarlet letter, 
And my daddy said, "Stay away from Juliet." 
But you were everything to me, 
I was begging you, "Please don't go." 
And I said... 

lesbian Juliet, take me somewhere we can be alone. 
I'll be waiting; all that's left to do is run. 
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess. 
It's a love story, baby, just say "Yes". 

lesbian Juliet, save me. They're trying to tell me how to feel. 
This love is difficult but it's real. 
Don't be afraid, we'll make it out of this mess. 
It's a love story, baby, just say "Yes". 

Oh, oh, oh. 

I got tired of waiting 
Wondering if you were ever coming around. 
My faith in you was fading 
When I met you on the outskirts of town. 
And I said... 

lesbian Juliet, save me. I've been feeling so alone. 
I keep waiting for you, but you never come. 
Is this in my head? I don't know what to think. 
He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring and said... 

Marry me, Juliet, you'll never have to be alone. 
I love you, and that's all I really know. 
I talked to your dad – go pick out a white dress 
It's a love story, baby, just say "Yes". 

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
 
'Cause we were both young when I first saw you}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1299965243431285 Petition for new election]==
5 February at 9:27 pm

{{quotebox|Donald Trump IS definitely unfit to be our president; I saw his personality mistraits from a mile away even before watching all three debates. He Needs to Get Out of office.}}
He linked to [https://www.change.org/p/united-states-supreme-court-ask-scotus-to-order-a-new-election?recruiter=798239&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=autopublish&utm_term=mob-xs-share_petition-reason_msg a petition], which he signed under his former name: "Christian Weston Chandler."

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1300037310090745 Aroused by Sailor Moon music]==
5 February at 11:46 pm

{{quotebox|I had just finished checking out the history of the copy pasta meme of helicopter identity (support for those who actually do identify as such; continue being yourselves). Anyhow, I recalled that I tend to get a fuzzy feeling (actually being turned on fully in that sense; that is not confirmed to me at the moment; I really do not know, when listening to certain songs. I have a few of them; three of which come to mind from the Sailor Moon universe. I get the fuzzies from the Sailor Stars theme song, Watashi Ni Naretakute, and more recently during the WatchMojo top Ten of 90's anime songs, the original Sailor Moon theme song struck me (had not heard that song in a while).

There is a term for the thing of people getting turned on by music, Auralism (although defined a bit differently; Google it). I really do like listening to music and getting swept away by the tunes and beats. I might explore this for myself further for self-confirmation soon.

LOVE the Watashi song!!}}
He linked to a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DbQ7Imqi1s&feature=youtu.be Youtube video].

He later commented on the post:

{{quotebox|To clarify, in case some people are misreading this post.

I do not identify myself as a helicopter.

This post is of what I thought could be a fetish of mine, music. I only posted that copypasta video because I thought of the music fetish shortly after.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1301618013266008 CWCville is a sanctuary city]==
7 February at 2:37 pm

{{quotebox|**[[Cwcville]] is noted well as a Sanctuary City.**

In the city of Cwcville, VA, after the Trump set his executive orders, most wrongful, the residents and our Soup Hotels, and local businesses, have been welcoming the Muslims and immigrants with open hearts. As well, our LGBTQ communities here offer their support in all of this, and those who are fearing those tiny hands of maljustice, have been offered the same open heart kindness. As for the Sanctuary City "hammer down", our heroic Sonichus and Rosechus are offering their defensive actions for keeping the Swat teams and whatnot who seek to sort out the troubled to do away with them. [[Magi-Chan]] Sonichu and the Alakazam team have been most helpful in the mind-reading and future-telling of said bad people's intentions, in their efforts to keep our city a safe sanctuary. Even the disguised Secret Services, and tin foil hatted, are not immune of our mentally strong defenses. Our mayor, Miss [[Allison Amber]], and the creator, Miss Christine Weston Chandler, continue to refuse any of the executive orders within our boundaries and areas, and helping overturn and stop any anti-LGBTQ and anti-immigrant laws from corrupting the state of Virginia.}}

Comments:

Quinn
{{quoteboxgreen|So you're reading people's thoughts with the psychic equivalent of the NSA?

I get what you're trying to get across but that's all sorts of wrong when you think about it...}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Random thought though - it would be AMAZING to see a special comic where the forces of CWCville fought against Trump in a revolution. It'd be a good read }}

Chris
{{quotebox|Maybe, eventually. I would not be surprised if Gotham City was a Sanctuary City too; defended by Batman and crew. Even Harley would beat up the Secret Services sent by Trump.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1301851266576016?ref=3&action_history=null Attending Love is Love event]==
7 February at 3:46 pm

Chris is planning to attend the Love is Love event at the UVA LGBTQ Center.

He posted a question to the event's page:

{{quotebox|Just a quick question: during the event on Friday, will there be sheets with the lyrics to the song we'll be singing?}}

The response:

{{quoteboxyellow|It'll be the Good Old Song, to the tune of Auld Lang Syne http://www3.alumni.virginia.edu/student/traditions/song.aspx}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1302210473206762 Mourning for Bob]==
7 February at 11:56 pm

{{quotebox|Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr., A.K.A. Mr. C. My mother and I miss him every day with all our heart.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/events/404475453229015/permalink/409861439357083/?ref=1&action_history=null Attending a date auction]==
8 February at 1:31 pm

Chris made plans to go to the UVA's Date Auction charity event.

'''Comments'''

Quinn
{{quoteboxgreen|Heh, cute.}}

Chris
{{quotebox|Yeah. I Wish I had known about this event a lot sooner.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1302982563129553 Watching new Lego movies]==
8 February at 8:21 pm

{{quotebox|Huh. I'll be watching the Lego Batman Movie on Friday, and we have the trailer for the Lego Ninjago Movie already. Cool.}}

One of Chris's real-life friends mentioned plans about going to see the movie with him (link redacted).

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey Everyone, not [REDACTED] related but Christine Weston Chandler and I are going to see the Lego Batman movie tonight at 7:15 at the Regal Stonefield. Let us know if you want to join us!}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/LizzyTheLezzy/posts/10154254136126863?comment_id=10154254852371863&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D Trump's D]==
8 February at 9:57 pm

Chris commented on a Lizzy the Lezzy post.
{{quotebox|If he meant the "D" as in "Decision", what kind of decision is it?}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1303081393119670 #productofpublicschool]==
8 February at 10:31 pm

{{quotebox|#productofpublicschool

Green County Primary School 
Nathaniel Green Elementary (Fourth Grade) 
Home Schooled for Fifth Grade 
Providence Middle School 
Manchester High School 
Piedmont Virginia Community College

I would not be where I am without my education, and more importantly, all of the people and friends I used to know. They treated me well to good back then. A handful out of which turned on me.

I REALLY Miss the good times of those days.}}

{{quotebox|#JoshuaMartinez, #TiffanyGowen, #SarahBevelIngram, #KellieAndes

The ONLY Way I will ever let their more recent deeds be forgiven is if they all genuinely want to be friends me again; at the least to take a few minutes out of their lives to apologize.
}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1303085879785888 Shared post on MLK's daughter and Trump]==
8 February at 10:40 pm

Chris shared a news article.

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1303233336437809 I know about the CWCki Club]==
9 February at 2:35 am

{{quotebox|Just going ahead and putting this out there: I know about your [[CWCki Club|new little talk "club"]]. Go ahead and talk it up there; just keep the Hate amongst yourselves and off of Facebook, Twitter, YouTube and so forth. Good Night.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1303973379697138 Dispelling rumors in advance]==
9 February at 10:34 pm

{{quotebox|HEADS UP, EVERYONE!!!! I was just informed that in addition to Porno Videos, and photos, there is a new hack on Facebook. It appears comments coming from you includes dirty, hurtful phrases. You cannot see it, but your friends do. This situation can create many misunderstandings. I would like to say to all my contacts that [[Un-clit 2.0|if something shocking appears, it absolutely is NOT coming from me]] and I would be grateful if you let me know.
Thank you very much!
Copy and paste. Do NOT hit Share}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1306692152758594 Lincoln Quote]==
12 February at 10:52 pm

{{quotebox|That is a true and good quote; it's too bad Lincoln never said that. What a misquote.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1306705159423960 Found Megan's Facebook]==
12 February at 11:18 pm

[[File:Megan pikachu drawing.jpeg|200px]]

Chris shared a picture from [[Megan Schroeder]]'s Facebook. Chris has deleted it as of February 13th.

'''Comments'''

Kim Wilson
{{quoteboxyellow|That's pretty awesome that you and Megan are friends again~!}}

Chris (he tagged Megan's profile when he typed her name)
{{quotebox|Not quite; I just gone through my past and recent sent friend requests, found Megan Schroeder, and I liked her cover photo; it's cute. She has a few cute dogs too. At least, she's doing okay; as far as I can tell.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1306725052755304 I have empathy]==
13 February at 12:01 am

{{quotebox|This is a great example of empathy. It is touch to comprehend for some to a Lot of people, but I have empathy; I've had it for a long time. I am down with each of my friends and their struggles, because I have had my share of difficult and tough times too.}}
Chris linked to [https://ww2.kqed.org/mindshift/2017/02/08/empathy-is-tough-to-teach-but-is-one-of-the-most-important-life-lessons/ an article].

Waterman and Kim Wilson both called him out on his claim.

Waterman:

{{quoteboxred|Eh... whenever I tell you about something in my life, you kind of have this tendency to tell me what I feel and give me consolations that don't really apply at all.}}

{{quoteboxred|I think this one could be interesting for you to learn from. }}
He linked to a video titled [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arJLy3hX1E8 The Psychology of Narcissism].

Kim:

{{quoteboxyellow|'''Christine Weston Chandler''' You don't seem to understand the difference between sympathy and empathy. You misunderstood the article you linked. What you're describing right now is only sympathy. Due to brain problems, you have trouble experiencing empathy. Without targeted lessons, autists don't experience empathy.

A huge example of this is your Sonichu comics. Every villain in the Sonichu comics is a result of your lack of empathy. People with healthy empathetic responses aren't entertained by those kinds of stock villain characters, because they're unrealistic and boring.

Those characters only occur in media aimed at small children or other people without the ability to feel empathy. It's a hallmark of autism.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1306725052755304 #IStandWithGavin]==
13 February at 4:54 pm

{{quotebox|#IStandWithGavin too.}}
Chris linked to [https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/education/wp/2017/02/12/why-laverne-cox-told-you-to-google-gavin-grimm/ an article].

==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1307631739331302&set=a.278642068896946.64983.100002534669114&type=3 Shared pic of Valentine's Day]==
14 February at 2:45 am

[[File:Valentine's 2017.jpeg|200px]]

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1308231542604655 Lecture on empathy]==
14 February at 6:36 pm

{{quotebox|I have some sound wisdom to share that I feel and believe could be relatable and helpful for a lot of people.

Has your friend(s) or lover had to space themselves from you for a time?

People have empathy, rather they know about empathy or not; women feel empathy more often than men. A lot of times, a certain situation might feel alright for some, it might not feel right for the rest. Or even if the situation that happens to a person, like a really bad accident that hurts them deep and maybe physical, there are people who might not understand how that feels, because they haven't experienced that kind of event and feelings. And when said event is talked about with someone of who it is New to that person, he/she will likely feel overwhelmed in trying to comprehend, and might get scared or frustrated that this has happened to their friend, and he/she doesn't know how to relate or get down with that. They might have to really distance themselves from the person and/or situation to try to comprehend it in their individual perspective.

Hmm. Thinking it further, that may explain why trolls, haters and bullies respond the way they do when someone has a certain trait, aspect or situation. They do not understand, nor have any information about that, for themselves, and they respond with the primal instinct of Laughing at them, or hating them (if hatred is the feeling they are exposed to more often than love). And those people, having been forced, or volunteered, to see people in those situations and with those traits, are trying to comprehend it themselves. If in public, they may feel the need to respond to the live event immediately, so they either do nothing and play dumb if introverted and not used to expressing, or they may fall to the default emotion they are more often exposed and used to. It's not the victim's fault; it's the loss of the troll or bully, because they don't understand and they are unable to get down with the person/victim.

Anyhow, to break it down for you in an example: let's pretend the topic was you having a cancer, albeit breast, lung, heart, etc. Your ex-friend just learned of the cancer in you. He/she might have not had cancer, not known of anyone with cancer before, or not have learned of this type of cancer before either. He/she feels overwhelmed, and more frightened from the lack of what it is or how to help. And in lack of better judgment, perspective or thought, he/she felt need to distance him/herself from you to not talk about the cancer, so the impulsive word-choice there was break-up, or something else related. He/she had never thought of you as a bad person or worse; he/she felt need to run away, since it was all he/she could do at the moment.

He/she tried to empathize after hearing you had cancer, and was unable to; not even able to find a silver lining to sympathize, because he/she did not know what it was, and felt so scared to close him/herself off from other people.

But as for me, I am down with the cancer, as I have been exposed to family and other people who have had one or another, and I have been educated of what it is, and I have a general perspective of it and how to cope and relate with the people nearby who have it. And I am able to stay and try what I can to offer support and perspective to help you feel better by sharing my feelings of it and my experiences. To try to help better your perspective and clear away fears that stemmed from lack of better knowledge and experiences.

But I digress. I do pray my two cents here helps any of y'all who have experienced such a break-up issue.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1308256535935489&set=a.278642068896946.64983.100002534669114&type=3 Butterbeer for Valentine's Day]==
14 February at 7:33 pm

{{quotebox|What to share or just enjoy on Valentines Day? I can offer an easy and yummy solution; Chocolate Butterbeer. Rather you're a Pottermore fan, or a fan of chocolate (or vanilla); this is a perfection in a mug.

-4 scoops, or one pint of, chocolate ice cream
-2 cups, or one pint, cream soda
-1/8 cup of butterscotch spread
-5 ice cubes
-optional whipped cream on top

Put all but the whipped cream in a blender on 10 for about 10 seconds, and viola! Enough for sharing between a couple, or more than enough for one. It is still a delightful way to enjoy your ice cream.

[[File:Harry potter butterbeer.jpg|200px]]}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1309000869194389 Feeling sick]==
15 February at 4:30 pm

{{quotebox|I feel like a cold virus is hitting me down. Scratchy throat and coughs with mild chest pain. Not to mention the dizzy feeling from a leveled-up vertigo spell. I have soup and Tussim DM; I'll recover soon. Thank you.}}

Comments:

Quinn
{{quoteboxgreen|[[Chris and health|You seem to get sick pretty often]]. Hope you feel better!}}

Chris
{{quotebox|Mainly during the colder months.}}

Beth S.
{{quoteboxorange|Hope you feel better, soon!}}

Chris
{{quotebox|Thank you.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1310333029061173 Visiting a playground, then begging for money]==
16 February at 9:31 pm

{{quotebox|On the positive note: who remembers playing at Kid's Castle as a child in Harrisonburg, VA? It was fun for me.

On the sad: my mother and I need money; Please Help via PayPal to my phone number.}}

He linked to [[A browsing around an ol' playground]].

==Claiming hospital staff killed Bob==
16 February at 9:34 pm

{{quotebox|I wish I could go back to September 5, 2011 and stop the staff from making the Loud Noise that killed my father with stressful surprise. I had more freedom when he was alive.}}

Chris posted that message on the profile of one of his Facebook friends (the discussion he commented on was about time zones and Mad Men and has nothing to do with what he said).

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1311525882275221 Seth Rogen]==
17 February at 9:22 pm

{{quotebox|PRICELESS! Awesome catch, Mr. Rogan.}}

He linked to [https://www.good.is/articles/seth-rogen-twitter-trump an article].

==Group Meeting with Hip Girls==
18 February

{{quotebox|I have joined a Young Adult Social Group, and I have met a lovely woman there who likes me too; we are hitting it off like two hip girls.}}

Chris deleted this post almost as quickly as it was put up. However screenshots were captured of it.

{{Sonichu}}
{{facebook}}

Skylanders Imaginators Leader Christine W Chandler: random Review N' Stuff

2017-01-15T10:51:27Z

Moscardino: typo

{{Taxpayermoney}}
Chris's first video of 2017. He tantalizes his true and honest fanbase with a new exhibition of his wonderful and original merchandise. Order Now! Before Chris inevitably gives up on this latest attempt to solicit money from his audience.

In the video, Chis introduces his newest making money scheme by showing he will be selling custom Skylanders gear from the official company including T-shirts, cards and toys of his in-game character which he admits doesn't look a lot like the actual thing. He removes the bell-top by force despite the product warning not too and seems blisssfully unaware that the company producing them has a cap on how many a person can order to stop ovepriced reselling, which is exactly what Chris is doing.

He also prides strange attributes for his character, gloating how tall she is on numerous occasions compared to other characters along with how strong she is despite these things being seen as less feminine traits by society. He once again plays with toys, many sonichu characters included, on camera and imitates their baby voices, one month before he turns 35.

He [[ripped off]] a YouTube channel named [https://www.youtube.com/user/emgo316/featured emgo316] in making the video's "skits."

{{Infobox/video
| name = Creating Skylanders Imaginators Leader Christine W Chandler: random Review N' Stuff
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=p-SsI0EbdJI}}
| stardate = 12 January 2017
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Cwcville Shopping|text}}, {{Video games|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Financhu Crisis|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Z-Ring Fun Extra]]
| next = [[January 2017 Paid Video Requests#Paid video: Happy Anniversary Fraun & James|Paid video: Happy Anniversary Fraun & James]]
}}

'''Description'''

{{Quotebox|Finally arriving about a month and a half after ordering it is my custom 3D-Printed Self-Skylander figure, and now I finally get to have fun reviewing it similar how to emgo316 reviews this and that. Complete with my own created skits, with a borrow from the "Yooung Warrior" running gag. Thank you, emgo316 for inspiring this video. He gives great reviews and makes awesome toy skits. Check him out.

If you would like this figure ($50), card ($15) or shirt ($25; available in Youth Small to Adult 3X, in Blue or White), message me on my Facebook or Text me at (434)-760-0848, and we'll work out the payment details. Thank you.}}

==Transcript==
{{transcription}}

==Gallery==

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File:Cwc skylanders 1.jpeg
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File:Cwc skylanders 3.jpeg
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Z-Ring Fun Extra]]|nextlink=[[January 2017 Paid Video Requests#Paid video: Happy Anniversary Fraun & James|Paid video: Happy Anniversary Fraun & James]]}}
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2017]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Skylanders Imaginators Leader Christine W Chandler: random Review N' Stuff

2017-01-15T10:50:39Z

Moscardino: Just added some more detailed synopsis

{{Taxpayermoney}}
Chris's first video of 2017. He tantalizes his true and honest fanbase with a new exhibition of his wonderful and original merchandise. Order Now! Before Chris inevitably gives up on this latest attempt to solicit money from his audience.

In the video, Chis introduces his newest making money scheme by showing he will be selling a custom Skylanders gear from the official company including T-shirts, cards and toys of his in-game character which he admits doesn't look a lot like the actual thing. He removes the bell-top by force despite the product warning not too and seems blisssfully unaware that the company producing them has a cap on how many a person can order to stop ovepriced reselling, which is exactly what Chris is doing. He also prides strange attributes for his character, gloating how tall she is on numerous occasions compared to other characters along with how strong she is despite these things being seen as less feminine traits by society. He once again plays with toys, many sonichu characters included, on camera and imitates their baby voices, one month before he turns 35.

He [[ripped off]] a YouTube channel named [https://www.youtube.com/user/emgo316/featured emgo316] in making the video's "skits."

{{Infobox/video
| name = Creating Skylanders Imaginators Leader Christine W Chandler: random Review N' Stuff
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=p-SsI0EbdJI}}
| stardate = 12 January 2017
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Cwcville Shopping|text}}, {{Video games|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Financhu Crisis|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Z-Ring Fun Extra]]
| next = [[January 2017 Paid Video Requests#Paid video: Happy Anniversary Fraun & James|Paid video: Happy Anniversary Fraun & James]]
}}

'''Description'''

{{Quotebox|Finally arriving about a month and a half after ordering it is my custom 3D-Printed Self-Skylander figure, and now I finally get to have fun reviewing it similar how to emgo316 reviews this and that. Complete with my own created skits, with a borrow from the "Yooung Warrior" running gag. Thank you, emgo316 for inspiring this video. He gives great reviews and makes awesome toy skits. Check him out.

If you would like this figure ($50), card ($15) or shirt ($25; available in Youth Small to Adult 3X, in Blue or White), message me on my Facebook or Text me at (434)-760-0848, and we'll work out the payment details. Thank you.}}

==Transcript==
{{transcription}}

==Gallery==

<center><gallery>
File:Cwc skylanders 1.jpeg
File:Cwc skylanders 2.jpeg
File:Cwc skylanders 3.jpeg
File:Cwc skylanders 4.jpeg
File:Cwc skylanders 5.jpeg
File:Cwc skylanders 6.jpeg
File:Cwc skylanders 7.jpeg
File:Cwc skylanders 8.jpeg
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File:Cwc skylanders 10.jpeg
File:Cwc skylanders 11.jpeg
</gallery></center>

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Z-Ring Fun Extra]]|nextlink=[[January 2017 Paid Video Requests#Paid video: Happy Anniversary Fraun & James|Paid video: Happy Anniversary Fraun & James]]}}
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2017]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Sam and Ellen

2016-08-20T09:46:27Z

Moscardino:

'''Sam''' and '''Ellen''' were a lesbian couple who considered Chris as a surrogate father after meeting on a forum. In a video where Chris shows off his home-frozen sperm kept in his kitchen freezer, he addresses them as Samantha and Ellie.

[[Johan]], a former gay porn star, was Chris' main competition. He made Sam and Ellen aware of some of Chris's previous exploits such as the [[cakefarts]] incident and [[Megan Schroeder]], which cast serious doubts on Chris' viability. Though unclear who put forth the challenge, all parties agreed that Chris and Johan would both make videos to prove their sexual prowess and the winner would be decided through an online poll. Around 7000 votes were cast, with Johan taking a 16 percent lead over Chris. Sam and Ellen have yet to be heard of again since; it's generally assumed they chose Johan to impregnate one of them and lived happily ever after with a child that was not Chris's.

[[Category:People]]

Little Tomboy Blue

2016-08-16T13:06:47Z

Moscardino: Added active video

{{Honest}}

'''Little Tomboy Blue''' (leaked as '''urqehgvuierg''') is a horrifying video of [[Chris]] stripping for his [[sweetheart]] [[Jackie]] to musical accompaniment, leaked on 25 [[February 2012]].

Chris, in full [[tomgirl]] garb, uses his [[PS3]] to play "[[Wikipedia:Fuck the Pain Away|Fuck the Pain Away]]" by electroclash artist [[Wikipedia:Peaches (musician)|Peaches]] as he poorly imitates traditional stripper mannerisms. Interspersed in the actual song are his made-up lyrics, mostly nonsensical exclamations of his tomgirl pride. As the video progresses, Chris sheds more and more of his clothing, eventually revealing his [[muscle bra]] and panties, with his abdominal flab spilling over the waistline. At points in the video, Chris turns his backside toward the camera and pulls down the panties to jiggle his fat ass. Toward the end, Chris removes his bra and slowly massages his nipples while repeatedly uttering the song's final chorus, thus ensuring that all of our recurring nightmares are replaced by Stripping Chris himself.

It is unknown whether or not Jackie explicitly requested this video, or Chris taped it as a spontaneous "gift". However, unaware that most strippers are not only [[obesity|thin]] but also [[Boyfriend-free girl|women]], Chris's hamfisted attempt at impressing Jackie instead comes across as thoroughly disgusting and creepy. Many [[Relics of Fail]] are visible in this video, including several [[Sonichu]] cutouts, and the original [[Attraction Sign]] from 2003, which, evidently, Chris has found important enough to have kept taped to his wall almost nine years later.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Little Tomboy Blue
| video = {{#ev:youtube|SKdkDt1asqc}}
| stardate =
| subject = {{Sex|[[Hooker incident|Striptease]]}}
| style = {{Comedy|[[Random access humor|"Comedy"]]}}
| saga = {{Jackie}} {{Tomgirl}}
| shirt = Blue/navy tank top
| previous = [[Forgot the Glitter]]
| next = [[Teenage Dream]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
Little Tomboy Blue? Come blow my [[duck|horn]].

''[Chris begins to perform an awkward dance to "Fuck the Pain Away". He reaches over to grab an unidentifiable object, a substitute for a stripper’s pole, and attempts to entice the audience with a more suggestive dance. In usual Chris fashion, he begins to sing.]''
Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me

Calling me, all the time like Blondie

Check out my Chrissy behind

It's fine all of the time

Like sex on the beaches

What else is in the teaches of the [[tomgirl|tomgirls]]! Huh? What?

''[During this time, he begins to raise his shirt up, displaying a taste of the [[Obesity|horrors]] within.]''

''[Forgets the first few words, and stumbles on several lines.]''
... on my titties like you wanted me

Calling me, all the time like Blondie

Check out my Chrissy behind ''[Slaps his rear.]''

It's fine all of the time

What else is in the teaches of Tomgirls?

Like sex on the beaches, huh? What?

''[At this point, he managed to remove his shirt and now he swings it around as though he were arousing his audience.]''

Huh? Right. What? Uhh...

Huh? What? Right. Uhh...

''[He throws the shirt toward the camera, resuming the painfully long striptease. Following this, he lifts up his sports bra to give an eyeful of one manboob to the world. For a moment or two, he fondles it, giving orgasm faces to the camera. Thankfully, Chris puts the bra back on for the time being.]''

Huh? What? Right. Uhh

Huh? What? Right. Uhh

''[He sounds somewhat winded during this bit, and he sets his eyes on a new goal. Rocking his hips, he appears to struggle a tad with his jeans, awkwardly pulling them slightly down before pulling them back up. Eventually, he manages to slip them off and drops them in front of the camera.]''

S.I.S. I.U.D., stay in [[Manchester High School|school]] 'cause it's the best

I.U.D. S.I.S., stay in school 'cause it's the best

I.U.D. S.I.S., stay in school 'cause it's the best

I.U.D. S.I.S., stay in school 'cause it's the best

Sucking' on my titties like you wanted me

Calling me, all the time like Blondie

Check out my Chrissy behind ''[slaps his rear again.]''

It's fine all of the time

Like sex on the beaches

What else is in the teaches of [[tomgirls]]? Huh? What?

''[Horrifically, he begins to thrust his hips more prominently than before. Obviously [[Chris and Health|growing tired]], his hips begin to gyrate, repeatedly flashing the audience his ass. At one point, Chris attempts to lift both legs to waist height. He has to grab them with his arms to accomplish this, and immediately grimaces with the pain of physical effort.]''

[[Fuck Quest|Fuck the pain away]]. Fuck the pain away.

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.

''[Begins singing the lyrics early.]'' Huh? What? Right. Uhh

Huh? What? Right. Uhh.

Huh? What? Right. Uhh.

''[He is now fondling his manboobs underneath the bra. With his back turned, slowly struggling some, he begins removing his sports bra to display his 42-inch bust to the world.]''

What else in the teaches of tomgirls?

Like sex on the beaches

Huh? What? Right. Uhh.

''[After throwing the [[bra]] toward the camera, he has a delayed reaction with what he was doing, and covers his chest with his arms. Chris then proceeds to squeeze his breasts together for massive cleavage results.]''

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.

==External Links==
[http://imageshack.us/clip/my-videos/855/qb9n.mp4/ Uncensored version]
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Forgot the Glitter]]|nextlink=[[Teenage Dream]]}}

{{Music Videos}}
{{Sweetheart Videos}}
[[Category:Leaked videos]]
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos]]

Sam and Ellen

2016-08-10T12:15:10Z

Moscardino:

Sam and Ellen were a Lesbian couple who consided Chris to father their children after meeting on a forum. After agreeing for Chris to be the father and producing the child naturally rather than artificially, due to Chris pushing the idea to no end.

However, another man named Johan also nominated himself to be the surrogate father after making Sam and Ellen aware of some of Chris's previous exploits such as the cakefarts incident and Megan Schroeder, leading them to reconsider Chris as the Father.
Though unclear who put fourth the challenge, all parties agreed that Chris and Johan would both make videos to prove their sexual prowess and the winner would be judged by the internet through an online poll.

Johan won the poll by a massive 16 point lead over Chris after near 7000 votes, and Sam and Ellen have yet to be heard of again since, it being assumed they chose Johan to impregnate one of them and lived happily ever after with a child that was not Chris's.

Johan

2016-08-10T12:08:08Z

Moscardino:

{{Honest}}
{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | Troll
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:Johnathan.png|300px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Johan
|-
| '''Nickname'''
| "Johan"
|-
| '''Date of Birth'''
| Unknown
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| Unknown, possibly [[English]]
|-
| '''Occupation'''
| Ex-Gay Porn Star, Sperm Donor
|}

{{quote|You say yo- you say, from your video, you're like an acrobat, but I can do so much better sexually so, [[IMG 3207|we each upload a video...]] And the person- and, the person that gets more votes from the community on the internet wins!|Chris's impression of Johan in a poor English accent}}

First referenced by Chris-chan in [[CWC Responds to a bully named Johan]], a former gay porn star who was forced to quit the industry after failing an STD test (which Chris insinuates is AIDS) he was a rival to Chris-chan in his quest to impregnate a lesbian couple.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBS17BueShQ</ref>

Johan first met Chris-Chan in a chatroom Chris had joined in order to discuss plans with [[Sam and Ellen]], the Lesbian couple who were considering Chris to father their children. After recognizing Chris-Chan as being the original true and honest creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, he informed this Lesbian couple of some of Chris's mishaps,<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBS17BueShQ</ref> such as [[Megan Schroeder]] and the [[Cakefarts]] incident. After reacting as any sensible person would to this info, the Lesbian couple started to reconsider if Chris was a good enough choice as to be the father of their children. Johan quickly took this opportunity to nominate himself as the surrogate father for their new children.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBS17BueShQ</ref>

Though it isn't clear who challenged who, by the end of the conversation Chris and Johan had agreed to have a sex-off wherein each would make videos proving their sexual prowess with the person with the most votes getting to impregnate the Lesbian Couple. Chris would go on to call Johan a bully with an STD and therefore, regardless of the videos' content, people should vote for him anyway.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBS17BueShQ</ref> Johan has remained completely silent, however.

While Chris's video managed to shock and horrify the internet, Johan's video of him making love to an [[Kimmi|unnamed Asian slut]] only proved his sexual performance skills, better body and larger non-bent duck.<ref>https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Johan's%20Sex%20Moves.mp4 (NSFW)</ref> This showed in the polls, putting Johan at an 16 point lead after almost 7,000 votes.<ref>http://www.strawpoll.me/10357607</ref>

Because of his ignominious defeat, Chris pulled the video soon after. Johan has yet to be heard of since, it can be assumed Sam and Ellen chose him to be the father of their child over Chris due to the results of the polls.
==References==
<references/>

==See also==
[[SingStar Challenge]]

Johan

2016-08-10T12:06:53Z

Moscardino:

{{Honest}}
{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | Troll
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:Johnathan.png|300px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Johan
|-
| '''Nickname'''
| "Johan"
|-
| '''Date of Birth'''
| Unknown
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| Unknown, possibly [[English]]
|-
| '''Occupation'''
| Ex-Gay Porn Star, Sperm Donor
|}

{{quote|You say yo- you say, from your video, you're like an acrobat, but I can do so much better sexually so, [[IMG 3207|we each upload a video...]] And the person- and, the person that gets more votes from the community on the internet wins!|Chris's impression of Johan in a poor English accent}}

First referenced by Chris-chan in [[CWC Responds to a bully named Johan]], a former gay porn star who was forced to quit the industry after failing an STD test (which Chris insinuates is AIDS) he is now the current rival to Chris-chan in his newest quest to impregnate a lesbian couple.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBS17BueShQ</ref>

Johan first met Chris-Chan in a chatroom Chris had joined in order to discuss plans with [[Sam and Ellen]], the Lesbian couple who were considering Chris to father their children. After recognizing Chris-Chan as being the original true and honest creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, he informed this Lesbian couple of some of Chris's mishaps,<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBS17BueShQ</ref> such as [[Megan Schroeder]] and the [[Cakefarts]] incident. After reacting as any sensible person would to this info, the Lesbian couple started to reconsider if Chris was a good enough choice as to be the father of their children. Johan quickly took this opportunity to nominate himself as the surrogate father for their new children.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBS17BueShQ</ref>

Though it isn't clear who challenged who, by the end of the conversation Chris and Johan had agreed to have a sex-off wherein each would make videos proving their sexual prowess with the person with the most votes getting to impregnate the Lesbian Couple. Chris would go on to call Johan a bully with an STD and therefore, regardless of the videos' content, people should vote for him anyway.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBS17BueShQ</ref> Johan has remained completely silent, however.

While Chris's video managed to shock and horrify the internet, Johan's video of him making love to an [[Kimmi|unnamed Asian slut]] only proved his sexual performance skills, better body and larger non-bent duck.<ref>https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Johan's%20Sex%20Moves.mp4 (NSFW)</ref> This showed in the polls, putting Johan at an 16 point lead after almost 7,000 votes.<ref>http://www.strawpoll.me/10357607</ref>

Because of his ignominious defeat, Chris pulled the video soon after. Johan has yet to be heard of since, it can be assumed Sam and Ellen chose him to be the father of their child over Chris due to the results of the polls.
==References==
<references/>

==See also==
[[SingStar Challenge]]

Johan

2016-06-01T02:48:33Z

Moscardino: Just a few updates

{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | Troll
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:Johnathan.png|300px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Johan
|-
| '''Nickname'''
| "Johan"
|-
| '''Date of Birth'''
| Unknown
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| Unknown, possibly [[English]]
|-
| '''Occupation'''
| Ex-Gay Porn Star, Sperm Donor
|}

{{quote|You say yo- you say, from your video, you're like an acrobat, but I can do so much better sexually so, [[IMG 3207|we each upload a video...]] And the person- and, the person that gets more votes from the community on the internet wins!|Chris's impression of Johan in a poor English accent}}

First referenced by Chris-chan in [[CWC Responds to a bully named Johan]], a former gay porn star who was forced to quit the industry after failing an STD test (Which Chris insinuates is AIDS) he is now the current rival to Chris-chan in his newest quest to impregnate a lesbian couple.

Johan first met Chris-Chan in a chatroom Chris had joined in order to discuss plans with Sam and Ellen, a Lesbian couple who were considering Chris to father their children. After recognizing Chris-Chan as being the original true and honest creator of Sonichu and Rosechu he informed this Lesbian couple of some of Chris's mishaps such as [[Megan Schroeder]] and the [[Cakefarts]] incident. After reacting as any sensible person would to this info the Lesbian couple started to reconsider if Chris was a good enough choice as to be the father of their children. Johan quickly took this opportunity to nominate himself as the surrogate father for their new children.

Though it isn't clear who challenged who, by the end of the conversation Chris and Johan had agreed to have a sex-off in where each would make videos proving their sexual prowess, and the person with the most votes would get to impregnate the Lesbian Couple. Chris would go on to call Johan a bully wit an STD and therefore regardless of the videos content people should vote for him anyway. Johan has however remained completely silent.

While Chris's video managed to shock and horrify the internet. Johan's video of him making love to an [[Kimmi|unnamed Asian slut]] only proved his sexual performance skills, better body and larger non-bent duck. Which showed in the polls, putting Johan at an 18 point lead after almost 4,000 votes only 12 hours after the poll was created.

==References==
<references/>

==See also==

Lesbian Sex Audition

2016-06-01T02:42:36Z

Moscardino:

{{Transcription}}
'''IMG 3207''' is a [[Youtube]] Video [[Chris]] Uploaded on 30th of [[may_2016|May 2016]] in which he shows off his unappreciated acrobatic sexual prowess in hopes to impress a [[Tomgirl|lesbian]] couple, Sam and Ellen, who hoped to raise a baby au naturel. Its contents (though mercifully, he is wearing a bra, pants and tights), are a much more SFW version of [[For Julies Eyes Only]], which includes Chris explaining how he would please them in bed using a blow up doll, where he then over-explains many simple sexual activities while demonstrating them horribly, and lying about various things such as how what he just did was a "[[Lies|good workout]]" and that his [[duck]] is 7 inches long. When Chris tries more advanced positions he either predictably fails or does not realise they are nearly physically impossible with a partner who is not a blow up doll such as when he awkwardly helicopters the poor plastic lady on his crotch while humping. It is also revealed Chris seems to treat sex the same way he plays with his other toys, with him making silly sounds, humming childish tunes and immitating voices while pumping away. To be noted, Chris still believes the vagina goes up the the belly button, as seen shortly into the video, where he licks the dolls [[Obese|stomach]]. The video was previously mentioned in [[CWC Responds to a bully named Johan]], as Chris explained it was made to show Sam and Ellen how a natural birth was better and to compete with [[Johan]] who made his own video and led to Chris creating a poll to see who was better.
== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = IMG 3207
| video = {{#ev:youtube|eJjtZ0IJIEA}}
| stardate =31 [[May 2016]]
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = Bra and Tights
| previous = [[CWC Responds to a bully named Johan]]
| next =
}}

== Transcript==
Hello Sam and Ella! This is Christine Chandler coming to you live from.. the bedroom; which is separate from my work room.

Anyway, so, y'all wanna see a little.. play, huh?

Yeah, I'm not naked, totally, but, you get the point across.

[''in higher pitch''] Enough to get the point across. So.. a memory from whatcha said, rule number one, the foreplay!

[''starts fondling the doll''] hmm, make out.. mm,

[''chewing on the dolls nipples''] hmm, and

[it show?], the pussy!

I know where it is, the clitoris would be [inaudible] assuming, this would be the front, that would be the back, cuz that's how big the hole is here.

There's the clitoris.. and the vagina's down here somewhere, in the middle where we don't wanna hit the peehole, which is in between; I know about the labia..

[''starts licking dolls vagina, then flips over onto backside'']

And uhh.. not comfortable with it yet, but I'll get around to it, uhh, I might definitely ask y'all to shower beforehand.. but, we could try anal.

[''starts eating out dolls buttcrack''] Yeah.. I'd definitely ask y'all to get that bleached. Anyways, aside from that, um, yeah [somewhere?] toys, um... [''opens drawer to look for vibrator''] [inaudible] vibrator.

Like we have [''pulls out pink vibrator still in plastic wrapping''] this one on hand. Uh, its still wrapped in plastic anyhow. So you know I know so you can tell I never used it.

[''hesitantly pulls doll towards himself''] alright, so we have so.. it's like... two things we can do here [''grabs doll and sticks vibrator up its backside''] you can put it up your, put it up your behind,

now, ya'll would be; your center of gravity would be a lot better than this ones [''takes vibrator out and places doll on its back, sticking vibrator into the frontside'']

and if you're doing this thing [''begins making out with doll, barely pulling vibrator in and out''] [inaudible~where?] [Inaudible~you'll play some more?]

[''takes vibrator out and looks at it before glancing up at camera''] and then of course I'll let the vibrator do it bzzzzzzz [''continues to make buzzing sound and sticks vibrator back into dolls front side, making a shaking motion?'']

I mean, it's pretty straight forward, so... [''puts vibrator back into drawer''] That's where I move on from that... part

Alright so lemme see whatdya'll wanna see, whatdya'll wanna see oh yeah [''kneels on bed''] the uh, piledriver [''stands on bed and begins to piledrive the sex doll'']

[''eventually kneels back down''] alright lemme see, the uh... well I forget the name but we're on our side for this one. [''lies down on side and presses doll up against his body with some struggle''] [donkey?] [inaudible~go like that?] yeah. And, it goes in there. [inaudible] [''begins to hump the sex doll'']

(PLEASE FINISH!)

== Trivia ==
* The Chandler Family still have their Christmas trees up 5 months after it was socially acceptable to do so.
* The Album behind Chris is A Bobbie Gentry single featuring Glenn Campbell.
* All hail the Sonic Totem.
* CWC finally mastered the spin move at 4:30.
== References ==
<references/>

==See also==

Lesbian Sex Audition

2016-06-01T02:40:09Z

Moscardino:

{{Transcription}}
'''IMG 3207''' is a [[Youtube]] Video [[Chris]] Uploaded on 30th of [[may_2016|May 2016]] in which he shows off his unappreciated acrobatic sexual prowess in hopes to impress a [[Tomgirl|lesbian]] couple, Sam and Ellen, who hoped to raise a baby au naturel. Its contents (though mercifully, he is wearing a bra, pants and tights), are a much more SFW version of [[For Julies Eyes Only]], which includes Chris explaining how he would please them in bed using a blow up doll, where he then over-explains many simple sexual activities while demonstrating them horribly, and lying about various things such as how what he just did was a "[[Lies|good workout]]" and that his [[duck]] is 7 inches long. When Chris tries more advanced positions he either predictably fails or does not realise they are nearly physically impossible with a partner who is not a blow up doll such as when he awkwardly helicopters the poor plastic lady on his crotch while humping. It is also revealed Chris seems to treat sex the same way he plays with his other toys, with him making silly sounds, humming childish tunes and immitating voices while pumping away.
To be noted, Chris still believes the vagina goes up the the belly button, as seen shortly into the video, where he licks the dolls [[Obese|stomach]]. The video was previously mentioned in [[CWC Responds to a bully named Johan]], as Chris explained it was made to show Sam and Ellen how a natural birth was better and to compete with [[Johan]] who made his own video and led to Chris creating a poll to see who was better.
== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = IMG 3207
| video = {{#ev:youtube|eJjtZ0IJIEA}}
| stardate =31 [[May 2016]]
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = Bra and Tights
| previous = [[CWC Responds to a bully named Johan]]
| next =
}}

== Transcript==
Hello Sam and Ella! This is Christine Chandler coming to you live from.. the bedroom; which is separate from my work room.

Anyway, so, y'all wanna see a little.. play, huh?

Yeah, I'm not naked, totally, but, you get the point across.

[''in higher pitch''] Enough to get the point across. So.. a memory from whatcha said, rule number one, the foreplay!

[''starts fondling the doll''] hmm, make out.. mm,

[''chewing on the dolls nipples''] hmm, and

[it show?], the pussy!

I know where it is, the clitoris would be [inaudible] assuming, this would be the front, that would be the back, cuz that's how big the hole is here.

There's the clitoris.. and the vagina's down here somewhere, in the middle where we don't wanna hit the peehole, which is in between; I know about the labia..

[''starts licking dolls vagina, then flips over onto backside'']

And uhh.. not comfortable with it yet, but I'll get around to it, uhh, I might definitely ask y'all to shower beforehand.. but, we could try anal.

[''starts eating out dolls buttcrack''] Yeah.. I'd definitely ask y'all to get that bleached. Anyways, aside from that, um, yeah [somewhere?] toys, um... [''opens drawer to look for vibrator''] [inaudible] vibrator.

Like we have [''pulls out pink vibrator still in plastic wrapping''] this one on hand. Uh, its still wrapped in plastic anyhow. So you know I know so you can tell I never used it.

[''hesitantly pulls doll towards himself''] alright, so we have so.. it's like... two things we can do here [''grabs doll and sticks vibrator up its backside''] you can put it up your, put it up your behind,

now, ya'll would be; your center of gravity would be a lot better than this ones [''takes vibrator out and places doll on its back, sticking vibrator into the frontside'']

and if you're doing this thing [''begins making out with doll, barely pulling vibrator in and out''] [inaudible~where?] [Inaudible~you'll play some more?]

[''takes vibrator out and looks at it before glancing up at camera''] and then of course I'll let the vibrator do it bzzzzzzz [''continues to make buzzing sound and sticks vibrator back into dolls front side, making a shaking motion?'']

I mean, it's pretty straight forward, so... [''puts vibrator back into drawer''] That's where I move on from that... part

Alright so lemme see whatdya'll wanna see, whatdya'll wanna see oh yeah [''kneels on bed''] the uh, piledriver [''stands on bed and begins to piledrive the sex doll'']

[''eventually kneels back down''] alright lemme see, the uh... well I forget the name but we're on our side for this one. [''lies down on side and presses doll up against his body with some struggle''] [donkey?] [inaudible~go like that?] yeah. And, it goes in there. [inaudible] [''begins to hump the sex doll'']

(PLEASE FINISH!)

== Trivia ==
* The Chandler Family still have their Christmas trees up 5 months after it was socially acceptable to do so.
* The Album behind Chris is A Bobbie Gentry single featuring Glenn Campbell.
* All hail the Sonic Totem.
* CWC finally mastered the spin move at 4:30.
== References ==
<references/>

==See also==

Lesbian Sex Audition

2016-06-01T02:36:06Z

Moscardino:

{{Transcription}}
'''IMG 3207''' is a [[Youtube]] Video [[Chris]] Uploaded on 30th of [[may_2016|May 2016]] in which he shows off his unappreciated acrobatic sexual prowess in hopes to impress a [[Tomgirl|lesbian]] couple, Sam and Ellen, who hoped to raise a baby au naturel. Its contents (though mercifully, he is wearing a bra, pants and tights), are a much more SFW version of [[For Julies Eyes Only]], which includes Chris explaining how he would please them in bed using a blow up doll, where he then over-explains many simple sexual activities while demonstrating them horribly, and lying about various things such as how what he just did was a "[[Lies|good workout]]" and that his [[duck]] is 7 inches long. When Chris tries more advanced positions he either predictably fails or does not realise they are nearly physically impossible with a partner who is not a blow up doll such as when he awkwardly helicopters the poor plastic lady on his crotch while humping. To be noted, Chris still believes the vagina goes up the the belly button, as seen shortly into the video, where he licks the dolls [[Obese|stomach]]. The video was previously mentioned in [[CWC Responds to a bully named Johan]], as Chris explained it was made to show Sam and Ellen how a natural birth was better and to compete with [[Johan]] who made his own video and led to Chris creating a poll to see who was better.
== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = IMG 3207
| video = {{#ev:youtube|eJjtZ0IJIEA}}
| stardate =31 [[May 2016]]
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = Bra and Tights
| previous = [[CWC Responds to a bully named Johan]]
| next =
}}

== Transcript==
Hello Sam and Ella! This is Christine Chandler coming to you live from.. the bedroom; which is separate from my work room.

Anyway, so, y'all wanna see a little.. play, huh?

Yeah, I'm not naked, totally, but, you get the point across.

[''in higher pitch''] Enough to get the point across. So.. a memory from whatcha said, rule number one, the foreplay!

[''starts fondling the doll''] hmm, make out.. mm,

[''chewing on the dolls nipples''] hmm, and

[it show?], the pussy!

I know where it is, the clitoris would be [inaudible] assuming, this would be the front, that would be the back, cuz that's how big the hole is here.

There's the clitoris.. and the vagina's down here somewhere, in the middle where we don't wanna hit the peehole, which is in between; I know about the labia..

[''starts licking dolls vagina, then flips over onto backside'']

And uhh.. not comfortable with it yet, but I'll get around to it, uhh, I might definitely ask y'all to shower beforehand.. but, we could try anal.

[''starts eating out dolls buttcrack''] Yeah.. I'd definitely ask y'all to get that bleached. Anyways, aside from that, um, yeah [somewhere?] toys, um... [''opens drawer to look for vibrator''] [inaudible] vibrator.

Like we have [''pulls out pink vibrator still in plastic wrapping''] this one on hand. Uh, its still wrapped in plastic anyhow. So you know I know so you can tell I never used it.

[''hesitantly pulls doll towards himself''] alright, so we have so.. it's like... two things we can do here [''grabs doll and sticks vibrator up its backside''] you can put it up your, put it up your behind,

now, ya'll would be; your center of gravity would be a lot better than this ones [''takes vibrator out and places doll on its back, sticking vibrator into the frontside'']

and if you're doing this thing [''begins making out with doll, barely pulling vibrator in and out''] [inaudible~where?] [Inaudible~you'll play some more?]

[''takes vibrator out and looks at it before glancing up at camera''] and then of course I'll let the vibrator do it bzzzzzzz [''continues to make buzzing sound and sticks vibrator back into dolls front side, making a shaking motion?'']

I mean, it's pretty straight forward, so... [''puts vibrator back into drawer''] That's where I move on from that... part

Alright so lemme see whatdya'll wanna see, whatdya'll wanna see oh yeah [''kneels on bed''] the uh, piledriver [''stands on bed and begins to piledrive the sex doll'']

[''eventually kneels back down''] alright lemme see, the uh... well I forget the name but we're on our side for this one. [''lies down on side and presses doll up against his body with some struggle''] [donkey?] [inaudible~go like that?] yeah. And, it goes in there. [inaudible] [''begins to hump the sex doll'']

(PLEASE FINISH!)

== Trivia ==
* The Chandler Family still have their Christmas trees up 5 months after it was socially acceptable to do so.
* The Album behind Chris is A Bobbie Gentry single featuring Glenn Campbell.
* All hail the Sonic Totem.
* CWC finally mastered the spin move at 4:30.
== References ==
<references/>

==See also==

Lesbian Sex Audition

2016-05-31T10:47:49Z

Moscardino: fixing mistakes

IMG 3207 is a Youtube Video Chris Uploaded on 31st of May 2016 in which he shows off his unappreciated Acrobatic Sexual Prowess a lesbian couple, Sam and Ellen, whom he hoped to father a baby with au naturel. It's contents, a much more SFW version of For Julies Eyes Only, include Chris explaining how he would please them in bed using a blow up doll with a creepy printed on face (though mercifully, he is wearing a bra, pants and tights) where he over-explains many simply sexual activities while demonstrating them horribly and lying about various things such as how what he just did was a "good workout" and that his duck is 7 inches long. Oral sex, how he would use a vibrator and dry humping the doll in a variety of positions while making derpy sounds are included so that Sam and Ellen need not worry about any aspect of rumpy pumpy with Chris. Instead of his wanted goal, it merely shows Chris has all the sexual prowess of an overweight panda.
The video was previously mentioned in CWC Responds to a bully named Johan, as Chris explained it was made to show Sam and Ellen how a natural birth was better and to compete with Johan who supposedly made his own video.

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = IMG 3207
| video = {{#ev:youtube|eJjtZ0IJIEA}}
| stardate =31 [[May 2016]]
| subject = Sex
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = Bra and Tights
| previous = [[CWC Responds to a bully named Johan]]
| next =
}}

Lesbian Sex Audition

2016-05-31T10:42:46Z

Moscardino:

IMG 3207 is a Youtube Video Chris Uploaded on 31st of May 2016 in which he shows off his Unnapreciated Acrobatic Sexual Prowess to the lesbian couple, Sam and Ellen. In a much more SFW version of For Julies Eyes Only, Chris explains how he wuld please them in bed using a blow up doll with a creepy printed on face (though mercifully, he is wearing a bra, pants and tights) including oral sex, how he would use a vibrator and dry humping the doll in a variety of positions while making derpy sounds that are both irritating and extremely unnappealing sexually. Instead of his actual goal, it merely shows Chris has all the sexual prowess of an overweight panda.
The video was previously mentioned in CWC Responds to a bully named Johan, as Chris explained it was made to show Sam and Ellen how a natural birth was better and to compete with Johan who supposedly made his own video.

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = IMG 3207
| video = {{#ev:youtube|eJjtZ0IJIEA}}
| stardate =31 [[May 2016]]
| subject = Sex
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = Bra and Tights
| previous = [[CWC Responds to a bully named Johan]]
| next =
}}

Lesbian Sex Audition

2016-05-31T10:42:20Z

Moscardino: Just to set up the page

IMG 3207 is a Youtube Video Chris Uploaded on 31st of May 2016 in which he shows off his Unnapreciated Acrobatic Sexual Prowess to the lesbian couple, Sam and Ellen. In a much more SFW version of For Julies Eyes Only, Chris explains how he wuld please them in bed using a blow up doll with a creepy printed on face (though mercifully, he is wearing a bra, pants and tights) including oral sex, how he would use a vibrator and dry humping the doll in a variety of positions while making derpy sounds that are both irritating and extremely unnappealing sexually. Instead of his actual goal, it merely shows Chris has all the sexual prowess of an overweight panda.
The video was previously mentioned in CWC Responds to a bully named Johan, as Chris explained it was made to show Sam and Ellen how a natural birth was better and to compete with Johan who supposedly made his own video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = IMG 3207
| video = {{#ev:youtube|eJjtZ0IJIEA}}
| stardate =31 [[May 2016]]
| subject = Sex
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = Bra and Tights
| previous = [[CWC Responds to a bully named Johan]]
| next =
}}

CWC Responds to a bully named Johan

2016-05-29T22:40:15Z

Moscardino: Finished Transcript

{{Transcription}}
'''CWC Responds to a bully named Johan''' is a [[Youtube]] video Chris uploaded on the 28th of May 2016. In it, Chris explains how he has been bullied by a troll named Johan after getting a [[Tomgirl|lesbian]] couple to accept fathering his baby, only for them to back out due to Johan pointing out Chris is [[Autism|autistic]] and in turn, Chris sensibly insinuating Johan has AIDS due to his supposed past as a gay pornographic actor. Chris shows this through his [[lego]] mini-figures while squeezed under a child's school desk, acting out the ordeal in unintelligible ramblings. However, his rambling just sounds like [[Patti|dogs]] grunting because he chose to play a loud dub-step track over his speech, resulting in him being barely audible.
It should be noted, that Chris is acting the way he did before the [[Liquid]] saga, claiming he is being bullied by doing impersonations of his foes and recounting any times trolls have made him do embarrassing stuff, even naming [[Megan|Megan Shroeder]].

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Responds to a bully named Johan
| video = {{#ev:youtube|CBS17BueShQ}}
| stardate =28 [[May 2016]]
| subject =
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}} {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = Green top and blue skirt
| previous = [[Live_Game_Stream_-_Uncharted]]
| next =
}}

==Transcript==
[''Chris stars blankly at the desk while fidgeting''] "Hello ladies and gentlemen on the internet and my Sonichu and Rosechu fanbase, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from the room once again, and I'm about to tell ya a story that is direct and true... 'bout what happened recently. And it'll be demonstrated through... the minifigures.

So, that's to tell you the truth. So, my associate has introduced me to a lesbian couple whose looking to have their own little daughters... their little daughters, mkay? And they... mnam(?) was delighted to be made to be designated as a parent. But unfortunatly throughout the few weeks, the initial few weeks there were miscommunications and we ca- an- and it was kinda spotty catchin' up with one another and one of them wanted to be artificially but the other one wanted natural. But, tonight, uh, earlier tonight, they mutually settled on both being natural, so we were plannin' on settin' up... because, uh, earlier in that day, was there- I think mighta second candidate though, so that left me feeling sad. But he didn't show up, and they liked the video that I sent them demonstrating my sexual prowess. I be(?) quite... the acrobat.

But she- that made me feel delighted.

So yeah, we were on the online chatroom, we were settin' up. We were talkin' about our meetin', and then comes along, dur- bit- dur- new guy(?). He were be- were quite intrusive it was very rude.

(Chris sounds like a dog having a stroke)

Yeah I'm Christine Chandler... Charmed I'm sure... charmed.

(More dog grunts) yer tha big gu- yer da big guy, er da tryna ee (gorilla noises) it sallts blah blah blah blah blah blah bla bla bluh (grunts)

Yeah an I can tell from my way aside from... the obvious that what he's said among which, yeah... you're a bad guy, you bullied me.

Anyway so anyway we were... so he was attacking me and trying to prove himself mighty and courageous like Captain Copernicus Quark or somebody dumb like that. huurhrh herr lookat me I'm superior [Grunting becomes high pitched and cutesy, Johan figure simulates humping] woop woop woop woop woop woop!

Aaanyway it was just a whole bunch like that but, they were gettin' tired of it and I was gettin tired a hearin' abou- hearin' it. and then he realized, oh wait, you're... da Christian Chandler?

The original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, that's me.

Er, well I got dirt on you *a bunch of stuttering* you haven't leaned about this bad thing ya did.

Oh, what? (pauses to pose minifig) you mean that time I sat bare-ass on a cake?... sat bare ass on a cake? What do ya think about that?

err? That threw me off I was not expecting that (masculine mumbling)

Oh, and how about the time I... took pieces of my- pieces of my medallion and shoved up my behind. I am human enough to admit and take the blame for the mistakes I made.

(Filthy male impersonation)

and he was bringing up the image, the picture... of the n- notorious M.E.G. and me and my (finger ends?) up there... and I was like oh yeah that vi- that vintage old thing. Vintage, so old. I've drawn more since then. And my e- other exes, I mentioned two of them by name. And he was like:

What? (inane sounds)

And on just a note, we are talking jibberish with this guy 'cause we don't remember exactly everything that was said... but anyway, aside from that to try to prove himself to be the... more better male he attacked me verbally, with an onslaughts of insults and whatnot, like fireballs. And I defended my- and... I held my ground. *pauses to fiddle with his fucking toys* I hold my ground, I, took two(?) attacks. *pew pew* one attack at a time. *pew pew* I defended myself with the shield. *pew pew pew... pew... pew pew* And not stooping down to his level how he was phrasing his attacks... I offered my own, style and elegant... repertoire of, offence. *pew pew pew* Hit him a bit hard too. Agai- some of them did not hit as hard. What? not every attack is perfect. so, anyway then he was like

Well then I issue a challenge... you say yo- you say, from your video, you're like an acrobat, but I can do so much better sexually so, we each upload a video... And the person- and, the person that gets more votes from the community on the internet wins

And I was like, what? you're not gonna let the girl- you're not gonna... let our ladyfriends have the say in the matter

Yeah, well, you know what? (complete vocal diarrhea)

*sigh* nd a- anyway in the meanwhile they were tired of listening to all this and I was tired of listening to all this

*sounds of what we can only assume is Chris's inner monologue*

(coughs and clears his throat) So anyway, point is, uhmm *sigh* even though tis challenge seemed quite pointless and unnecessary and time consuming I... teh... I, well let's do it, I accept your challenge.

Finally, I'm gonna upload my video and I'm gonna (something) you. (language of a subhuman male)

And fortunately I had already do- uh- made a video for la- for the lesbian couple, which pr- which demonstrated quite well my, acrobatic, sexual prowess, thats goes yet to be unappreciated especially since I was self-taught.... but anyway then so... tokamai(?), so anyway, so we all left the chatroom and, yadda yadda yadda. I talked to my associate and a little birdie told em, a little birdie came in and, told me about ooohO dark past about Mr. Johan. That's his name, Johanson, but as like to call 'em Johan. Hey everybody! look. it's Johan from the Smurfs. Hey! where's Peewee Johan? Go ahead and make all the Smurf jokes you want! He laid so many s- he said he was a Smurftastic lay, or, satisfy Thirty Women! He laid so many Smurfs, I wonder how many of them little smurfs he laid actually like this guy... and now everybody else! along with me or in your own words! make up your own Smurftastic jokes about Johan! Even the more obvious one that ya'll be making up in a moment when I tell you when ya hear that this little birdie told me *cheep cheep cheep* little birdie tell me the dirt! okay, Here's the dirt.

This guy, was, an ex, GAY PORNSTAR! Yep! laid with another male (blubbery sex noises)

And, guess what? (confused ogre noise) aaanother big thing that's gonna take this g- is gonna take this... big- is gonna take this guy down a notch, guess what? he got FIRED from one of his... things. he got fired from one of his movies and you know why he got fired? Why? He failed the STD test!... and apparently n order to be fired from any porn act that STD had to be something lethal.

Possibly lethal as say something like AAAAIIIIDDDSSS!?!

And yet, among the disquestion(?) that was talked about earlier. He said that he had no STDs, but the way he acted and behaved and all that... apparently he told fifey lies! filthy lies! he lied!

So, with that, we'll leave it at that. Everybody in the audience, yes, high functioning autistic. But you know what? Even a normal person, normal father, normal mother, whichever, can give birth to an autisti- an autistic child. And it's just about as much risk as me because I'm high functioning autistic, high functioning. so therefore, hi- there's a higher- probability of a child being normal, so there.

So if your votes on... rather or not who has the better sexual style and activity, ability. Johan, by the way, did you do one of my- PEEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... heh, merptiow(?), merptiowek(?), mh, anyway, this guy, or, me! And they have praised me as acrobatic! Truthfully so, thank you very much it was the ho- it made my night. Hear that. There will be a voting page coming up soon! And my video on this channel and his video on his channel. There will be links in the voting page.

So, that'll pretty much do it for now. Details coming soon. Thank you. Goodnight. (cartoon noises)

CWC Responds to a bully named Johan

2016-05-28T13:22:22Z

Moscardino: Couldn't finish but just to get the page up.

'''CWC Responds to a bully named Johan''' is a Youtube video Chris made and uploaded on the 28th of May 2016. In it, Chris explains how he has been bullied by a troll named Johan after getting a lesbian couple to accept hi fathering his baby, only for them to back out due to Johan pointing out Chris is autistic. Chris shows this through his lego mini-figures while squeezed under a child's school desk, acting out the ordeal in unintelligible ramblings, due to not only his awful impersonations sounding like dogs grunting but because he chose to play a loud dubstep soundtrack over the proceedings and drowning out his entire argument so that it cannot be heard anyway.
It should be noted this is the first video in a while that is like Chris of th golden age, childishly claiming he is bullied by doing impersonations of his foes and recounting any times trolls have made him do embarassing stuff, even naming Megan Shroeder.

== Video ==
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| name = CWC Responds to a bully named Johan
| video = {{#ev:youtube|CBS17BueShQ}}
| stardate =28 [[May 2016]]
| subject =
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| style =
| shirt = Green top and blue skirt
| previous = [[Proposition to Sega‎‎]]
| next =
}}

==Transcript==

''(Chris sits in his room surrounded by the usual toys and garbage, he curiously sits behind a school desk that he barely fits under as his muffin top holds to stop it busting out, a picture of an aine character sits in the top left of the screen for no explained reason, the usual PS4 music and loud Dubstep play over the entire proceedings from here on)''

Hello ladies and gentlemen on the internet and my Sonichu and Rosechu Fanbase, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from the room once again, and I'm about to tell ya a story that is...direct and true...about what happened recently and will be deenstrated through (Chris looks down and fidgets with a lego figure) the mini-figures. So...that's to tell you the truth.

(Chris stars blankly at the desk while fidgeting) So...my associate has introduce me to a Lesbian couple, who's, looking to have their own little daughters. (Music becomes very loud)...their little daughters, 'kay?...and I'm- was delighted to be made-to be designated as the parent, but unfortunately throughout the few weeks-the initial few weeks there were miscommunications...and we-and it was kinda spotty catching up with one another and one of them wanted to be artificially but...the other one wanted natural, but, tonight-well...earlier tonight they both mutually decided on both being natural. We were planning on setting up...because uh...earlier that day they were thinkin' 'bout a second candidate though, which ended up me feelin' sad, but he didn't show up and they liked the video I sent them demonstrating my sexual prowess (uninteliigable, possibly "kind of like") the acrobat! (Chris lifts up a mini-figure to his face then sets it back down) which had me feel...delighted.

(Chris now acts out the events with the mini-figures in front of him) So yeah, we were on the online chat room we were setting up, we were talking 'bout our meetings and then comes along (Chris introduces a new mini-figure) Derp-de-der new guy, who is quite intrusive and very rude. (Chris impersonates this figure, assumed to be Johan, in bizarre deep grunts with words here and there and starts a acting a conversation between the figures:)

Johan: *Grunting*
Chris: Hello, I'm Christine Chandler, Charmed I'm sure...(softly) charmed.
Johan: *Grunting* You're the big g-you're the big guy *grunting* insults *grunting* RAAAAAWRARARARA
Chris: Yeah and I can tell from my way aside from the obvious and what you s-say to my witch...yeah. You're a bad guy and you bullied me.

Sorry we were-so he was attacking me and trying to prove himself (impersonated Johan) Mighty and courageous like Captain capernicus Quack or something dumb like that.

Johan: *grunting* Look at me i'm superior *grunting* (Grunting becomes high pitched and cutesy, Johan figure simulates humping) woop woop woop woop woop woop

Yeah it was just a whole bunch like that but they were getting tired of it, I was getting tired about hearing all of it and then he realised:

Johan: Oh Wait! You're the Christain Chandler!
Chris: Creator of Sonichu and Rosechu that's me
Johan: Oh, i'm gonna do like you (unintelligable) I bet you haven't learned (unintelligable)
Chris: Like what...you mean like that time I sat bare assed on a cake? Sat bare assed on a cake what you think about that?
Johan: *grunting*
Chris: How about the time, I took pices of my...took pieces of m-pieces of my medallion and shhhhoved them up my behind? I am human enough to...admit and take the blame for the mistakes I made.
Johan: *Grunting*

And he was bringing up th imaginary picture of the notorious...M.E.G...and (unintlligable, wrote?) mean things up there, and I was like Oh yeah that vintage old thing is so old. I've drawn more since then..of my (unintelligable) ex's. I mentioned two of them by name and he was like:

Johan: *grunting* (4.40)

(NEEDS COMPLETING)

Happy Women's Day

2016-03-10T07:18:09Z

Moscardino: Spelling errors fixed

'''Happy Women's Day''' is a video Chris uploaded 9 [[March 2016]] to belatedly mark [[Wikipedia:International Women's Day|International Women's Day]] streamed from his PS4.
In it Chris sports a side-parting in his hair resembling a bad comb-over, his usual clothes that are too tight for him and announces his support of woman's rights, encouraging them to be sexy, not stare at his "tits" but stare at his ass and free their nipples. Chris frees his own before announcing he was late to the party.

==Description==
{{Quotebox|<nowiki>#</nowiki>InternationalWomen'sDay 
<nowiki>#</nowiki>FreeTheNipple}}
==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Happy Women's Day
| video = {{#ev:youtube|GUJkgbwn8gU}}
| stardate = 9 [[March 2016]]
| style =
| shirt = blue tank top
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[Happy Birthday Tom]]
| next =
}}
</center>

==Transcript==

{{Transcription}}

[''Chris, controller in hand, stands in his now favoured video position of the centre of a room surrounded by his Amiibos, Medallions, Collected toys and Garbage, his hair noticably has a side parting making it more thin looking than usual''].

Christine Chandler commin' live from her house. I just eh, been reminded that today is International Woman's day so, I wanna wish everyone a ha- I wanted to show all the woman a happy one, and a safe one too.

I support womans rights and their freedom to choose in what they do and everything.

[''Chris Raises his hand to his face and points at his eyes, which stare blankly at his TV screen and not into the camera''] My eyes are up here!

[''After a moment of silence, Chris puts his arm back down behind him, returning to the awkward stance he had before''] 'kay...Yeah...So anyway [''Chris raises his arms up in a surrendering notion''] be sexy as ya like ladies!

[''Chris now awkwardly manouvres himself to show the camera his butt, though still staring at the TV, and sings in a higher pitched voice''] I'm sexy too, look at my booty! [''Chris then proceeds to slap himself in the ass before shifting and standing awkwardly, puffing out his chest and giving his "seductive" face for a few uncomfortable seconds'']

Also if you're free to do that, so, free the nipple. [''Chris pulls down the front of his tank top and exposing his nipples, he attempts to bounce them for a second before covering then back up''] Um, D-cups. Lady Cups. Enjoy.

Everybody have a good day, do what 'cha like. [''Chris turns and points at what's presumed to be a clock off-screen''] ;Specially for the remainder as I'm putting this in at the near last minute. Have a good day.

[[''Chris attempts to turn off the camera, a look of confusion grows on his face before it cuts to the Camera-feed-off screen. After a few seconds of hearing Chris fumble with buttons the video ends'']

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Happy Women's Day

2016-03-10T07:16:27Z

Moscardino: Spelling errors fixed

'''Happy Women's Day''' is a video Chris uploaded 9 [[March 2016]] to belatedly mark [[Wikipedia:International Women's Day|International Women's Day]] streamed from his PS4.
In it Chris sports a side-parting in his hair resembling a bad comb-over, his usual clothes that are too tight for him and announces his support of woman's rights, encouraging them to be sexy, not stare at his "tits" but stare at his ass and free their nipples. Chris frees his own before announcing he was late to the party.

==Description==
{{Quotebox|<nowiki>#</nowiki>InternationalWomen'sDay 
<nowiki>#</nowiki>FreeTheNipple}}
==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Happy Women's Day
| video = {{#ev:youtube|GUJkgbwn8gU}}
| stardate = 9 [[March 2016]]
| style =
| shirt = blue tank top
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[Happy Birthday Tom]]
| next =
}}
</center>

==Transcript==

{{Transcription}}

[''Chris, controller in hand, stands in his now favoured video position of the centre of a room surrounded by his Amiibos, Medallions, Collected toys and Garbage, his hair noticably has a side parting making it more thin looking than usual''].

Christine Chandler commin' live from her house. I just eh, been reminded that today is International Woman's day so, I wanna wish everyone a ha- I wanted to show all the woman a happy one, and a safe one too.

I support womans rights and their freedom to choose in what they do and everything.

[''Chris Raises his hand to his face and points at his eyes, which stare blankly at his TV screen and not into the camera''] My eyes are up here!

[''After a moment of silence, Chris puts his arm back down behind him, returning to the awkward stance he had before''] 'kay...Yeah...So anyway [''Chris raises his arms up in a surrendering notion''] be sexy as ya like ladies!

[''Chris now awkwardly maneouvres himself to show the camera his butt, though still staring at the TV, and sings in a higher pitched voice''] I'm sexy too, look at my booty! [''Chris then proceeds to slap himself in the ass before shifting and standing awkwardly, puffing out his chest and giving his "seductive" face for a few uncomfortably seconds'']

Also if you're free to do that, so, free the nipple. [''Chris pulls down the front of his tank top and exposing his nipples, he attempts to bounce them for a second before covering then back up''] Um, D-cups. Lady Cups. Enjoy.

Everybody have a good day, do what 'cha like. [''Chris turns and points at what's presumed to be a clock off-screen''] ;Specially for the remainder as I'm putting this in at the near last minute. Have a good day.

[[''Chris attempts to turn off the camera, a look of confusion grows on his face before it cuts to the Camera-feed-off screen. After a few seconds of hearing Chris fumble with buttons the video ends'']

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Happy Women's Day

2016-03-10T07:15:45Z

Moscardino: Spelling errors fixed

'''Happy Women's Day''' is a video Chris uploaded 9 [[March 2016]] to belatedly mark [[Wikipedia:International Women's Day|International Women's Day]] streamed from his PS4.
In it Chris sports a side-parting in his hair resembling a bad comb-over, his usual clothes that are too tight for him and announces his support of woman's rights, encouraging them to be sexy, not stare at his "tits" but stare at his ass and free their nipples. Chris frees his own before announcing he was late to the party.

==Description==
{{Quotebox|<nowiki>#</nowiki>InternationalWomen'sDay 
<nowiki>#</nowiki>FreeTheNipple}}
==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Happy Women's Day
| video = {{#ev:youtube|GUJkgbwn8gU}}
| stardate = 9 [[March 2016]]
| style =
| shirt = blue tank top
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[Happy Birthday Tom]]
| next =
}}
</center>

==Transcript==

{{Transcription}}

[''Chris, controller in hand, stands in his now favoured video position of the centre of a room surrounded by his Amiibos, Medallions, Collected toys and Garbage, is hair noticably has a side parting making it more thin looking than usual''].

Christine Chandler commin' live from her house. I just eh, been reminded that today is International Woman's day so, I wanna wish everyone a ha- I wanted to show all the woman a happy one, and a safe one too.

I support womans rights and their freedom to choose in what they do and everything.

[''Chris Raises his hand to his face and points at his eyes, which stare blankly at his TV screen and not into the camera''] My eyes are up here!

[''After a moment of silence, Chris puts his arm back down behind him, returning to the awkward stance he had before''] 'kay...Yeah...So anyway [''Chris raises his arms up in a surrendering notion''] be sexy as ya like ladies!

[''Chris now awkwardly maneouvres himself to show the camera his butt, though still staring at the TV, and sings in a higher pitched voice''] I'm sexy too, look at my booty! [''Chris then proceeds to slap himself in the ass before shifting and standing awkwardly, puffing out his chest and giving his "seductive" face for a few uncomfortably seconds'']

Also if you're free to do that, so, free the nipple. [''Chris pulls down the front of his tank top and exposing his nipples, he attempts to bounce them for a second before covering then back up''] Um, D-cups. Lady Cups. Enjoy.

Everybody have a good day, do what 'cha like. [''Chris turns and points at what's presumed to be a clock off-screen''] ;Specially for the remainder as I'm putting this in at the near last minute. Have a good day.

[[''Chris attempts to turn off the camera, a look of confusion grows on his face before it cuts to the Camera-feed-off screen. After a few seconds of where we hear Chris fumble with buttons the video ends'']

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Happy Women's Day

2016-03-10T07:12:30Z

Moscardino: Added a synopsis and a transcription

'''Happy Women's Day''' is a video Chris uploaded 9 [[March 2016]] to belatedly mark [[Wikipedia:International Women's Day|International Women's Day]] streamed from his PS4.
In it Chris sports a side-parting in his hair resembling a bad comb-over, his usual clothes that are too tight for hi and announces his support of woman's rights, encouraging them to be sexy, not stare at his "tits" but stare at his ass and free their nipples. Chris frees his own before announcing he was late to the party.

==Description==
{{Quotebox|<nowiki>#</nowiki>InternationalWomen'sDay 
<nowiki>#</nowiki>FreeTheNipple}}
==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Happy Women's Day
| video = {{#ev:youtube|GUJkgbwn8gU}}
| stardate = 9 [[March 2016]]
| style =
| shirt = blue tank top
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[Happy Birthday Tom]]
| next =
}}
</center>

==Transcript==

{{Transcription}}

[''Chris, controller in hand, stands in his now favoured video position of the centre of a room surrounded by his Amiibos, Medallions, Collected toys and Garbage, is hair noticably has a side parting making it more thin looking than usual''].

Christine Chandler commin' live from her house. I just eh, been reminded that today is International Woman's day so, I wanna wish everyone a ha- I wanted to show all the woman a happy one, and a safe one too.

I support womans rights and their freedom to choose in what they do and everything.

[''Chris Raises his hand to his face and points at his eye, which stare blankly at his TV screen and not into the camera''] My eyes are up here!

[''After a moment of silence, Chris puts his arm back down behind him, returning to the awkward stance as before''] 'kay...Yeah...So anyway [''Chris raises his arms up in a surrendering notion''] be sexy as ya like ladies!

[''Chris now awkwardly maneouvres himself to show the camera his butt, though still staring at the TV, and sings in a higher pitched voice''] I'm sexy too, look at my booty! [''Chris then proceeds to slap himself in the ass before shifting and standing awkwardly, puffing out his chest and giving his "seductive" face. He then returns to his usual position'']

Also if you're free to do that, so, free the nipple. [''Chris pulls down the front of his tank top and exposing his nipples, he attempts to bounce them for a second before covering then back up''] Um, D-cups. Lady Cups. Enjoy.

Everybody have a good day, do what 'cha like. [''Chris turns and points at wat's presumed to be a clock off=screen''] Specially for the remainder as I'm putting this in at the near last minute. Have a good day.

[[''Chris attempts to turn off the camera, a look of confusion grows on his face before it cuts to the Camera feed off screen. After a few seconds of silence where we hear Chris fumble with buttons the video ends'']

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]