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'''March''' is the third month of '''[[2015]]'''.<br />
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==Events of March==<br />
* 1 March - Chris lists 23 more medals for sale on [[eBay]], complains about getting poor feedback for his lackluster production quality on [[Facebook]], and celebrates "Derpy Ditzy Bubbly Mare Doo Day".<br />
* 7 March--Chris releases a list of celebrities that he'd like to have a party with. Brittney Spears, Seth McFarlane, Tara Strong and Peter Cullen made the list, among others. <br />
* 17 March - St. Patrick's Day.<br />
{{Timeline}}</div>MrRottenBiscuitshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_the_law&diff=177752Chris and the law2014-12-29T07:15:15Z<p>MrRottenBiscuits: /* 2014 */</p>
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[[Image:116-CWCCop.jpg|thumb|Chris aways keeps an eye out for criminal scum who would dare steal [[Sonichu]].]]<br />
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'''Laws''' are rules established by a society to protect its members and ensure the orderly function of society. Their observance is usually maintained by [[Jerkop|law enforcement]] and penalties are placed on those who disobey the laws.<br />
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For [[Chris]], however, these just serve as another deterrent in his endless quest for [[china]].<br />
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==Understanding==<br />
{{quote|I have been giving him reasons since the police came in June of [[2008]], and nothing has sunken into that [[Hello, Juffalo|clown head]] of his.|[[Michael Snyder]]<ref><s>[http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=6odVsyr3I40]</s> (the video is fine, but that comment is no longer present as of Jun 2014)</ref>}}<br />
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[[Image:Impliedshooting.jpg|thumb|left|Brutality- [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Godmode!Chris]]'s solution to Law Enforcement.]]<br />
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Like his grip on [[Chris and reality|reality]], Chris's understanding of the law is uneasy at best, and dangerously naïve at worst. He regularly threatens trolls with legal action, and makes no distinction in severity between a troll [[Ivy Q&A|threatening violence]] against Chris and a troll uploading a harmless picture of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle]] to the Internet. As a matter of fact, Chris himself is prone to making [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|extremely violent threats]], such as [[Sign Destruction Video|threatening to murder]] [[Vivian]] and her entire family because of the [[audiobooks]]. He's done everything from calling the police to convincing his father to write to then-[[George W. Bush|President Bush]] in an attempt to get rid of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page. He has even attempted (poorly) to impersonate the President in a hilarious attempt to convince the trolls at ED to take down his page,<ref><s>http://encyclopediadramatica.es/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997405266</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)</ref> and has attempted to contact current [[Barack Obama|President Obama]] to stop people from posting gay ads. Chris also believes that the laws in [[CWCville]] and the laws stated in [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] should be enforced ''in real life.''<ref>[[Mailbag 55#Draconian fun!]]</ref><br />
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Chris himself doesn't have much respect for laws and rules, at least when [[Chris and hypocrisy|their enforcement inconveniences him]]. During his time at [[Get-Tar Region|Target]] he didn't see anything wrong with exploiting the free refill policy and loitering for hours at a time in a privately-owned establishment while harassing female customers and apparently [[Attraction Sign|soliciting sex]]. Chris feels that his [[Virgin with rage|emotional state]] entirely justifies his actions at times, stating in [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]] that he should be excused for disturbing the peace by literally shouting "NOOOOOOO!" loudly in the middle of a crowded mall.<ref>[[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"]]</ref><br />
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Self-contradictory to a fault, though, Chris is happy to meticulously follow some laws while ignoring others at the same time. In [[Sonichu Special 4]], his cartoon avatar makes a point of obeying the speed limit... while on his way to confront [[Liquid Chris]] and commit assault with a [[Megatron Pistol|deadly weapon]] upon him. Any intelligent and decent person could tell you which of these laws is more important, but Chris is neither intelligent nor decent. In a [[May 2010]] video, Chris states that he believes a man who brutally beat his girlfriend to death with his bare hands deserved twenty years in prison for his crimes, which is just twice the penalty he wants for [[Tobacky|smoking]].<ref>[[05142010]]</ref><br />
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In addition, Chris has very little respect for [[Jerkop|those who enforce the law]]:<br />
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{{quote|Verbal Combat had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many “[[Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha]]s.” I nearly backed up onto him with my car, and I gave him another finger. Then I dashed off.|Excerpt from Chris's [[CWC's Diary|diary]]}}<br />
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The above quote pretty much defines Chris's attitude towards law enforcement officials. He feels that it is completely appropriate to flip off, insult, and [[lie]] to people who are simply doing their jobs. And, of course, as any rational person (i.e. anyone who's not Chris) would understand, running away from law enforcement officials is a seriously bad idea. Chris is truly a rebel without a cause or effect.<br />
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The correspondence with Jackie revealed that in the trial on the [[Target]] incident, Chris thought that his work with the [[The_GAMe_PLACe#Chris_the_TCG_gamer|Pokémon TCG League]] let him off the hook.<ref>[[Jackie e-mails Part 2#Chris_lies_about_The_Game_Place]]</ref> In reality, the court probably acquitted him either on a technicality or insufficient evidence. Chris probably mentioned the volunteer work because he believed a person's merits, no matter how unrelated, would automatically make one innocent of all charges. It is also telling that he recounted the charge as "Soliciting", whereas the actual charge was "Disorderly Conduct"; he feels that he was only persecuted because of his [[Love Quest]] efforts, and not because he was tard raging.<br />
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Of interesting note, is that contrary to Chris's [[Women's rights|general]] [[Homos|political]] [[Niggos|views]], he seems to be in favor, or at least accepting of gun control legislation.<ref>[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]</ref> Whether or not he has a firm understanding of what he's saying, it's at the very least a more rational stance than [[Wikipedia:Alex Jones (radio host)|certain other obese manchildren who make a living off posting angry videos of themselves on the internet]].<br />
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==Legal troubles==<br />
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The following is a list of incident Chris had with the law. This list may not be complete; in a telephone conversation with [[Ivy]] in 2009, [[Bob]] told her that Chris had in the past six or seven incidents with the law,<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#The end]]</ref> and yet this article lists only three incidents that precede 2010.<br />
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===2004===<br />
On 11 September [[2004]], Chris was detained at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] for loitering, and continually arguing with the staff over a number of months. The incident is depicted in [[Sub-Episode 1]]. Chris was banned from returning to the mall on his own and without his parents' company. However, it appears that this ban was lifted or ignored soon afterward.<br />
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===2005===<br />
On 20 July [[2005]], Chris was charged with disorderly conduct<ref name="2005 Disorderly Conduct">[[:File:20050720-GC05009339-00.png|Disorderly conduct charge, 20 July 2005]]</ref> and trespassing<ref name="2005 Trespassing">[[:File:20050720-GC05009340-00.png|Trespassing charge, 20 July 2005]]</ref> at Target, as depicted in [[Sub-Episode 7]] and [[Sub-Episode 8]]. After two hearings,<ref name="2005 Disorderly Conduct" /><ref name="2005 Trespassing" /> prosecutors chose to drop the case and Chris was not punished.<br />
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Five days later, Chris caused an auto accident when he followed another car too closely and rear-ended it. This went to court on 12 September 2005.<ref name="2005 Following Too Close">[[:File:20050728-GT05011195-00.png|Following too close, 28 July 2005]]</ref> He was fined $30 and had to pay $56 in court costs.<br />
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===2010===<br />
Chris's various run-ins at [[The GAMe PLACe]] have resulted in the cops being called on him a couple times. At least once after Chris called in his parents after he was initially banned from the location and tried to weasel his way back in, and again when he trespassed on the property, though he wasn't charged with anything on either occasion.<ref>[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]</ref><br />
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On 4 [[June 2010]], Chris made yet another pilgrimage to The GAMe PLACe. Chris was armed with his camera, and while Mike was concerned that Chris wanted pictures of his daughter for [[Mass Debating|disturbing reasons]], Chris maintains that he merely wanted a picture of Mike [[Death threats|for use as a dartboard]]. Still disturbing, but in entirely different ways. Chris was caught in the parking lot despite trying to run away, and was questioned by the police, who made him delete the pictures he had taken, and basically told him to quit his shit. Chris made his [[6 June 2010]] video in response to these events.<br />
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===2011===<br />
In a [[May 2011]] [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] post, Chris said that he has begun to use the ladies' restroom at his local mall while dressed in drag; he recounts an incident in which ''"a woman complains and tattles on me, and a [[JERK|stereotypical Brute male]] shouts me out. I felt embarassed. When in skirt, I am still gonna go to the Ladies, because there is no goin' back for me."'' This supposed brute male may or may not have been with [[Jerkop|mall security]].<br />
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In his [[Calling Out|three new videos]] posted after 8-month-long hiatus from YouTube he tries to do something which some viewers of ''The Chandler Show'' believe to be blackmail. Chris admitted it by typing word ''blackmail'' in tags for last of them; however trolls hoping for a lawsuit [[saga]] shouldn't get their hopes up, because it's unlikely any of the [[trolls]] threatened by it would want to report him, given that they've all been trying to get him back onto the internet for months and wouldn't want to drive him off again. Not to mention Chris probably doesn't have anything on them at all. Note that under Virginia law, his demands are more likely to be considered extortion (still a class five felony) rather than blackmail.<br />
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In the same video, Chris also point blank accused [[Michael Snyder]] of molesting his own daughter, all while admitting that he doesn't have any concrete proof of his allegation. Given how prone he is to accusing others of slandering him (aka pointing out his bad qualities that are extremely evident to everyone but Chris), Chris's accusations are very hypocritical. If Michael Snyder did want to sue Chris in civil court, he would indeed have a case against him as Chris's allegations are textbook defamation. However, it's questionable what Snyder would win in litigation, aside from a [[PS3]], numerous children's [[toys]] and the five or so dollars in Chris's bank account.<br />
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On [[28 October 2011]], Chris ended up in the worst possible scenario, netting a felony charge and two misdemeanors in what appears to be a ''third'' attempt to enter the GAMe PLACe. It appears that the Virginia justice system had finally run out of patience.<br />
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As a direct result of his October 28 run in with Michael Snyder, Chris had found both himself and his [[barb|mother]] on the receiving end of a civil suit. Having been sentenced to community service and put under a probation, and being charged with paying Snyder's medical bills, this may very well have been the first time that he has felt ramifications for his accusations and threats. However, it is much more likely that he simply [[Chris and his Ego|doesn't care]], or still feels as if he were the [[Kick the Autistic|real victim]] in all of this.<br />
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===2012===<br />
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On 4 [[February 2012]], it was revealed on his [[Facebook]] that Chris no longer has respect for ''any'' sort of law enforcement after the events of [[28 October 2011]], officially deeming everyone who upholds the law a [[Jerkop]]. At the same time, he revealed another encounter with the boys in blue that day. As he attempted to pass out fliers while at the mall, encouraging others to stay away from the Game Place, two Jerkops (or as Chris puts it, "a Jerkop and an accomplice") approach him. Despite the officers simply wanting to talk to him and letting him know he wasn't in any trouble, Chris's paranoia kicked in and he ran. While the story Chris gives seem to hint that the officers just wanted to tell him to knock off the distribution of fliers, Chris believed otherwise, citing that one of them called out his name and making him think they wanted to post another encounter with him on the Internet. He escaped by diving into a Mitsubishi, most likely replacing the dying piece of scrap that is [[Son-Chu]], and driving off.<br />
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On the 12th April, Chris [[Virgin_with_rage#No_longer_a_virgin_.28no_word_on_the_rage.29|announced the loss of his virginity]], giving off strong hints that he had slept with a hired prostitute. He all but [[Facebook#Hey.2C_Trollies|confirmed this]] on the 1st May, when he said that he 'found her on the backpage', a website that solicits prostitutes. In the state of Virginia, this constitutes a Class 1 Misdeameanor and is therefore illegal. It is unknown whether or not Chris is aware of this, but it's very likely that if he is, [[Fuck Quest|he simply doesn't care.]]<br />
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On 28 [[April 2012]], Chris revealed another incident in the mall. Prior to his Facebook note on 30 [[March 2012]], Chris got into a shouting match with a troll on his cell phone at the mall. The shouting did not go unnoticed, and Chris ran for it once security was called in. On 25 April, Chris received a ban from the mall,<ref>[[Facebook#Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! >8D]]</ref> though it is unknown if it was for that incident or an incident that happened between those two dates.<br />
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On 10 [[July 2012]], Chris was arraigned in court for the [[28 October 2011]] incident. After calling Snyder a "thieving liar" in the courtroom, Chris was sentenced to community service and put under a one-year probation. He was also ordered to pay Snyder's medical bills.<br />
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===2013===<br />
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In September 2013, Chris committed an act of vandalism (an arrestable offense) by defacing an [[HEX-BOX|XBox One]] display at a [[Wal-Mart]], but got off easy by merely just being banned from the store. Given his furious reaction to this and his track record with a [[Michael Snyder|certain store owner]] who also did the same, it remains to be seen if Chris would follow up on his threat to have his revenge. Also, much like his tantrum at the [[Fashion Square Mall]] in 2005, Chris was also confronted by a [[jerkop]] at a local restaurant after scratching a woman's car with his, and screaming out loud in public. Chris claimed he was [[Chris_and_religion|cursing God for all his misfortune recently]].<br />
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===2014===<br />
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On 29 [[March 2014]], a report surfaced on the [[CWCki Forums]] saying that earlier that month Chris has been spotted trying to steal merchandise from [[Best Buy]]. The next day Chris denied the truthfulness of the report, but [[Kim]] confirmed that the attempted shoplifting had indeed occurred.<ref>[[March 2014 Facebook Posts#Rumour]]</ref><br />
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In December 2014, Chris vandalised a Sonic Boom display in GameStop, and was as a result banned from the store, but not before he attacked a staff member who was calling security. By the 28th, he was confirmed to have been jailed.<br />
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==Chris's parents and law==<br />
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It's not hard to figure out why Chris thinks the law should serve him and him alone. His parents, too, have the same problem.<br />
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* When Chris was thrown out of the [[Wikipedia:Cub Scouting (Boy Scouts of America)|Cub Scouts]] after an [[autism|unknown incident]], his parents attempted to sue the [[Wikipedia:Boy Scouts of America|Boy Scouts of America]] for [[Kick the autistic|discrimination]].<ref>[[Mailbag 18]]</ref><br />
* When Chris threw a tantrum that required him to be restrained, Bob attempted to sue the school.<ref><s>[http://208.210.219.132/stars/mainmenu.jsp;jsessionid=0000XHMY2MEVFIV0HN4N1CX0EQA:ulnfn1uq], case 0438-94-2</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)</ref><br />
* When [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] took a picture of Chris and uploaded it to the Internet, Chris's parents threatened them with legal action (but never followed through).<br />
* When [[Snorlax]] thought she had indigestion (actually [[Wikipedia:colitis|colitis]]), she acted like she was going to sue the Chinese place the food came from. When the doctor actually explained what happened, she dropped the subject.<br />
* Chris inherited his love of running from problems - when his parents had their absurd case against Greene County used against them, their first reaction was to run to another county.<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy]]</ref><br />
* When [[Asperchu|Alec]] called the Chandler household posing as [[GAMe PLACe]] employee Matthew Noble, they claimed that taking pictures of somebody without their knowledge or consent was "not illegal." It is ironic, given that they threatened to sue Mimms and Lucas for exactly the same thing.<ref name="Matthew Noble call">[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref><br />
* During that same call, Bob seems to completely disregard the concept that an individual can be barred from private property, saying, "it's a business place," as though that has any more bearing on the law and how it affects his son than, say, the color of the store's walls.<ref name="Matthew Noble call"/><br />
* On [[28 October 2011]], Barb was arrested for not only fleeing the scene of an accident, but also felony assault on a police officer, a crime that a remotely sensible person would never commit due to the serious consequences attached to it (mandatory minimum of six months' imprisonment on conviction); however, the recent death of her husband, her age, ill-health and dependent son probably helped earn her clemency.<br />
*On 10 [[July 2012]], Barb was arraigned in court for her participation in the 28 October 2011 incident. She was sentenced to community service and is under a two year probation.<br />
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==Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL laws==<br />
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As he believes the police in real life are corrupt and sees them in the same light as he sees the [[jerkop]]s in his comic, Chris has his own spin on the law. The penalties for [[Alcohol|drinking]], [[Tobacky|smoking]] and [[trolls|internet harassment]] involve physical violence including a "Kick in the Teeth" which Chris portrays as a punch in the first and only of his supposed series of Q&A videos.<ref>[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008|the only one]]</ref><br />
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On 31 [[December 2009]], Chris presented a nice babble about a law he wants made to prevent [[Jack Thaddeus]] from using adspace he paid for.<br />
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{{quote|I Have The Instinct, and I Have Already [[CWC-ism|Snail-Mailed]] President Barack Obama on how this sort of bad advertisement is going on and how it is Wrong and should be made Illegal. On HOW if the Main Captain does not WANT or IS OFFENDED with the listed Ads within his own Website or Works, REGARDLESS of who controls the AdSpace, WOULD REMOVE THOSE ADS or face JAILTIME. And the F.B.I. would be FULLY INVOLVED in all this, and THEY have the Power, Tools and Balls to seek, hunt down and bring in the Individual Internet Trolls and Ad-Spammers.|Chris, [[Chris and his Ego|Thinking he's important]]}}<br />
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Yes, you heard it right. Chris wants to ask the President of the United States to make [[Chris and reality|advertisements he doesn't like illegal.]] From a practical standpoint, CWCipedia is the only wiki that has a "Main Captain." This "Main Captain" does literally nothing to run or maintain the site at all. Furthermore, if someone paid for adspace, the host that received the money must allow the purchasing party to use said adspace for the allotted time, no matter what they advertise, or the host faces legal penalties. And last but not least, the President has better things to do than slap laws on wikis. It also escapes Chris's mind that the President doesn't make laws. He would have had a better chance if he had mailed his congressman. He of course, will never bother.<br />
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This attitude is also reflected on his relationship with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. [[2003|Years ago]], she interrupted Chris in what looked like [[Love Quest#Conflicts with Mary Lee Walsh|soliciting for sex]]. [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Hilarity ensued]] and Chris received a well-deserved [[Autism papers|time-out]] for [[Chris and anger|his antics]]. Fast-forward in [[2009]] when Chris, out of the blue decides to make peace. He went to her office and left her a [[:File:Apology to Mary Lee.jpg|"Framed Hand-Drawn Apology"]] on her doorstep.<ref>[[One Blessing, and One Curse|out of the blue]]</ref> Knowing Chris's attitude, she filled a trespassing notice. In pure [[Autism|autistic]] logic, Chris said that since he didn't read the letter and returned it to the sender, he's not liable.<ref>[[Mailbag 26]]</ref><br />
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[[Mailbag 55]] posits a few more original laws: one, that it should be illegal for [[JERKS|men]] to ever show their [[Reldnahc|bare chest]] (because, according to Chris, no one in the entire world ever wants to see a man's bare chest, disregarding [[women]], [[Homos|gay men]] and boxing enthusiasts), and two he wants to [[Women's rights|force all women]] in any kind of relationship to wear rings, thus defeating all symbolism and significance of them.<br />
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Due to Chris being forced away from the Internet, Chris began to formulate a new law, the "Bill for Anti Online Bad-Mouthing," starting with his second [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnote]], [[Don'tGetTrolled!]]. What this entails is unknown, but by the sounds if it, he wishes for a law where no one can ever speak up against anyone in a negative tone, thus allowing Chris to continue to have his e-peen stroked while the trolls can't touch him. While there have been laws that punish those that lead to others being harmed via the Internet, the Bill for Anti Online Bad-Mouthing is one of the most ridiculous ideas ever, as it leads to a complete and utter smashing of the [[Wikipedia:Bill of Rights|Bill of Rights]], specifically [[Wikipedia:Freedom of Speech|Freedom of Speech]].<br />
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TL;DR: Chris ignores the law when it's inconvenient, yet expects it to save the day when the [[Autism]] card doesn't work.<br />
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==In the comic==<br />
Chris's understanding of the law in his comics goes so far as to been seen as a mixture of childish tendencies and, some might say, authoritarianism. In [[CWCville]], Chris has banned a number of things in his city. [[Tobacky|Smoking]] or drinking [[alcohol]] would lead one to be either sentenced to ten years in prison or a much more lenient US$1,500 fine (although, as [[CWCville]] uses C-Quarters and W-Quarters for currency, it's not clear why fines are levied in US dollars).<ref name="Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008">[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]]</ref> Indeed, importing tobacco or alcohol is the most serious crime in the city, apparently receiving a greater punishment than murder or rape.<ref name="Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008"/> However, it should be noted that Chris [[Rollin' and Trollin'|repealed the law against alcohol]] in [[June 2009]].<br />
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The Rosechus tend to fight for [[women's rights]], that is to say, the ability to strip naked whenever and wherever they want to, not to mention the fact that full legal rights for women are already established across the US, suggesting that Chris (or one of his predecessors) has imposed discriminating laws against women in CWCville.<br />
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Chris has been seen as a do-nothing Mayor, preferring to have [[Allison Amber|his secretary]] do all the work (as per his thoughts on women) while he goes off on another one of his sweetheart searches. He has mandated "[[dating education|Dating Education]]" classes for students so that they can learn to go on dates, as well as how to "stay straight."<br />
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[[List_of_Sonichu_characters#Constables_Gerald_Grant_and_Louis_Perez|Actual police officers]] did not appear until [[Sonichu 10|quite late]] and even then, they did nothing whatsoever, giving the impression that Chris and his [[Pokémon]] abominations are the only thing standing between peace and eternal virgins with rage. However, [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu #9'']] seems to reveal that there are three sets of "other" protectors: a (possibly) nondescript police force (distinct from [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s [[jerkops]]), as well as his own team of [[Power Rangers]] and a team of [[Transformers]].<br />
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{{quote|Is CWCville under Martial Law?|[[Jack Thaddeus]] citing the truth as he sees it}}<br />
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It gets even scarier. In conversation with [[Jack Thaddeus]], he revealed that CWCville is the home of a paramilitary force equipped with tanks which he uses as a "Police Force", and all his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] enjoy immunity from prosecution and are above the law.<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]</ref> If we add all this to the fact that there are no free elections in CWCville, this shows us the city in the hands of an insane, tyrannical dictator running it with an iron fist, and backed with super-powered goons who are free to do any atrocity with impunity. According to Chris, [[Magi-Chan]] mentally scans the city perimeters for any sexual acts, and reports any [[homos|homosexual]] activity to the authorities. The participants are then "tried and fined HEAVILY; $500 or 50 Hours of Community Service."<ref>[[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck]]</ref> Apparently in CWCville, the [[Wikipedia:Fourth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Fourth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution]] does not apply in matters of personal sexual choice, and neither does the [[wikipedia:Lawrence v. Texas|U.S. Supreme Court ruling]] finding sodomy laws to be unconstitutional.<br />
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In a strange [[Chris and hypocrisy|set of double standards]], Chris has been shown to injure, kill, or damage people and property ''outside of CWCVille''. [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu #10'']] has shown no less than four grievous acts upon others: the destruction of the [[4-cent garbage]] building, the murder of over one hundred alleged "trolls" in said destruction, breaking and entering, and destroying Internet files and property. There was no evidence to suggest that this act of mass murder was even investigated by the authorities, and the comic portrays this act of [[Twin Falling Towers|terrorism]] as Chris and his goons heroically defeating a gang of criminals.<br />
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Following the death of [[Simonla]], the culprits ([[Alec]], [[Mao]], [[Sean]] and [[Evan]]) are subjected to a show trial, and given no defense attorney by the state (violating the [[Wikipedia:Sixth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Sixth Amendment]]) forcing Sean to act as their lawyer despite being [[Tobacky|high as a kite]]. There is no solid evidence presented for the murder charge, aside from the Voltorb remote (which the prosecutor never tried to prove belonged to them) and wholly unreliable "psychic evidence" extracted by Magi-Chan. When they're railroaded and found guilty, they're ''killed by the people they've wronged'' (read: murdered brutally by cartoon characters), in a gross violation of the [[Wikipedia:Eighth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Eighth Amendment]] forbidding cruel and unusual punishment.<br />
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Demonstrating Chris's limited understanding of trials (as his knowledge of trials stems purely from television), the kangaroo court integrates both elements of civil and criminal trials. The Asperpedia Four are not only prosecuted for murder by a [[Marvey Blaziken|state attorney]], as per a criminal trial, but also charged with defamation of character, libel, and copyright infringement (as well as several charges such as "profanity to the max" that would hold no water in an actual court) by Chris and his cohorts, as per a civil trial. Surely enough, Chris, Sonichu, and Rosechu are sitting in a bench marked "PLAINTIF" [sic]. That both civil and criminal charges are included in one trial not only demonstrates a poor understanding of the courtroom process, but is further proof that Chris considers "slanderous mockeries" and other torts on par with major crimes such as murder and assault. To add to the equation, one cannot be given a death sentence (or any sentence, for that matter) for being guilty in a civil trial, but in the Asperpedia Four trial civil charges are the primary reason for the death sentence. In summary, the CWCville court system is a constitutional nightmare that violates multiple articles and amendments, and has no concept of due process. One must wonder why it is allowed to exist within the borders of the U.S.<br />
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tl;dr: Any semblance of law in CWCville exists solely to further the wishes of its tyrannical (and murderous) Mayor.<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Parody]]<br />
*[[Jerkop]]<br />
*[[Manajerk]]<br />
*[[Chris and copyright]]<br />
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Although he is a grown adult (at least physically), [[Chris]] is not above [[Chris and anger|throwing tantrums]] and generally being a nuisance in public places. Because of his obnoxious behavior, Chris has been either temporarily or permanently '''banned''' from many places.<br />
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{{main|The GAMe PLACe}}<br />
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According to [[Mimms]], Chris has been banned twice. The first time, which was temporary, was when Chris attempted to get something from the back without permission. [[Michael Snyder]] issued a final permaban on 28 August [[2008]], after Chris got confrontational with a [[niggos|black]] child, but even this failed to keep Chris away from the store. Following the events of the [[28 October 2011|October 28th incident]], Chris is now definitively banned by court order from ever re-entering the store.<br />
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===Charlottesville Fashion Square===<br />
{{main|Charlottesville Fashion Square}}<br />
<br />
Chris was busted twice here, once for loitering and again for shouting in public. The second incident may or may not have been Chris's "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shout upon learning [[Hanna]] was [[troll]]ing him. He was banned for a year, but the ban has since expired. On 28 [[April 2012]], it's revealed he was banned again, this time from arguing with trolls loudly on his phone.<br />
<br />
===Wal-Mart===<br />
{{main|Mal-Wart}}<br />
<br />
Chris was twice kicked out of Wal-Mart. On 23 June [[2005]], the [[Niggos|African-American]] manager of the store's [[McDonald's]] (depicted as the [[B-Manajerk]] by Chris in the comics) attempted to arrest Chris for loitering, but his own fast thinking and hiding his Attraction Sign (which got him in trouble in the first place) ended up with him removed from the restaurant for the rest of the day (or so he says). The actual banning came two days later, 25 June, when Chris returned and attempted to loiter again. Both managers for McDonald's and Wal-Mart confronted Chris, but Chris refused to listen to the managers, ran off and nearly ran ''over'' one of them. In late [[2009]], he returned to Wal-Mart, forcing one of the female employees to measure him for a [[sports bra]]. <br />
<br />
Proving he learns nothing, Chris was again banned in September [[2013]] after vandalizing an XBox One sign to read "[[HEXbox]] One," according to his [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris_Expresses_His_Outrage_for_Walmart|Facebook post]] on 6 [[September 2013]]. In the ensuing Facebook posts, he blames almost everyone else but himself for the ban, including [[Michael Snyder]], [[Megan Schroeder]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and even his defense attorney [[Rob Bell]].<br />
<br />
===Target===<br />
{{main|Get-Tar Region}}<br />
<br />
On 20 July 2005 (almost a month after Chris's incident over at Wal-Mart), he attempted to loiter at a newly-built Target, intending on exploiting their free soda refill deal while he tried to get boyfriend-free girls. According to [[Emily]], Chris was approached by management and asked to leave, but he refused. When the issue was pressed, he insulted them and forced them to call the cops. When they did, Chris tried to run, forcing them to tackle, hogtie and handcuff him. All this on the store's opening week!<br />
<br />
===GameStop===<br />
Chirs was already banned from his local GameStop (according to the staff, he's done this before) when, on 26 December 2014, he came [[Honor roll|"disguised"]] in a pair of [[My Little Pony]] [[Chris and fashion|novelty sunglasses]], and attempted to vandalise the store's ''Sonic Boom'' display. It's unknown if he succeeded before being recognised by staff. He eventually left, but not before assaulting one of the employees by spraying him in the eyes with mace, [[Chris and the law|which is a ''felony''.]]<br />
<br />
==Websites==<br />
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===deviantART===<br />
{{main|deviantART}}<br />
<br />
Chris has twice been banned from deviantART. Both times were for the same reason: sexual imagery without using the proper mature content filters. The first time was around [[May 2009]], most likely due to the imagery from [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]; the second was August 28, 2009, due to the infamous cameltoe scene in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] and the sex scene between [[Blake]] and [[Bubbles Rosechu]] in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].<br />
<br />
===YouTube===<br />
{{main|YouTube}}<br />
Chris abandoned many of his accounts after troll attacks. One of his accounts, CChanSonichu, was suspended because of [[The July 10th Messages|three insulting videos]] he posted in tandem on 10 [[July 2009]].<br />
<br />
===Wikipedia===<br />
{{main|Wikipedia}}<br />
<br />
On 1 May 2009, Chris created an account on Wikipedia, hoping to show his side to his life story, one that wasn't "smeared" by trolls. It was deleted soon afterward for violating Wikipedia's policy on userpages and notability. When he attempted to contest this course of action, his user account was indefinitely blocked (although the blocking admin actually believed it to be a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sockpuppet_%28Internet%29 sockpuppet] of a troll and not the genuine article). As of now, the article name "Christian Weston Chandler" has been "salted" to prevent it from ever being recreated.<br />
<br />
===Flipnote Hatena===<br />
{{main|Flipnote Hatena}}<br />
<br />
After uploading and re-uploading numerous flipnotes that violated the rules of the family-friendly Flipnote Hatena site, the moderators banned him permanently from uploading flipnotes on 2 [[July 2010]]. Chris has since evaded his ban. Flipnote Hatena shut down in May 31, 2013, but Flipnote Studio 3d will replace it. Will Chris get banned from that?...<br />
<br />
===eBay===<br />
{{main|Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing}}<br />
<br />
Chris has attempted to sell the [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing]] on [[eBay]] since [[June 2014|the first of June]]. Time and again, however, the listing for the picture was taken down, either as a result of [[Troll]] involvement, the listing expiring (the asking price of thousands of dollars not helping in that respect), or in true Chris fashion, breaking the terms of services on eBay by asking for offers on Facebook. This would culminate in a three-day ban from eBay on June 8th 2014. Chris, being incapable of taking "no" for an answer, stated his intention to put the picture back up for sale again the minute the ban expires.<br />
<br />
On June 12, Chris reposted the listing, only for eBay to give him ''another'' ban. When his second ban expired, he reposted a heavily-edited version of the posting, although still possible violating several of eBay's terms again. A third strike against Chris's tarnished eBay name is expected. Only time will tell if the world's largest online vendor will be added to the list of places that kicks Chris out and never lets him back in.<br />
<br />
==Organizations==<br />
<br />
===The Cub Scouts===<br />
<br />
Chris stated in part 4 of his [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]] that he was kicked out of the "[[Wikipedia:Cub Scouting (Boy Scouts of America)|Wolf Cub Scouts]]" in the late [[1980s]] because he was autistic. Undoubtedly, it was for something he did that he didn't tell us about. His commentary suggests that he routinely angered his Den Mother with his illogical behavior and that he believes this to be the reason he is banned. In [[Mailbag 18#Instead the courts were on the side of justice|a Mailbag]], Chris revealed that his parents tried to sue the Boy Scouts of America over this incident.<br />
<br />
===Piedmont Virginia Community College===<br />
{{main|Piedmont Virginia Community College}}<br />
<br />
Two incidents occurred here. The first occurred on Chris's 21st [[birthday]], 24 February [[2003]]. Chris originally blamed the incident on him having an outburst when he was kicked out of a class after telling a male professor that he, like the main character in a story they were learning about, was autistic. According to [[Emily]], however, it turns out that he was kicked out because of his homophobic tendencies causing him to say something derogatory. In either case, Chris started his [[Love Quest]] this day.<br />
<br />
The second incident occurred when, in mid-October [[2003]], Dean of Student Services [[Mary Lee Walsh]] spotted Chris and his [[Attraction Sign]] and took it away, criticizing Chris for his actions, as she believed he was trying to solicit sex on campus. When Walsh destroyed a second sign, Chris [[Chris and anger|raged]] and went on the offensive. This incident lead to her banning Chris for a year, forcing him to see a [[Autism papers|psychiatrist]] and go to anger management classes (neither of which seems to have helped).<br />
<br />
===Grace Baptist Church===<br />
{{main|Grace Baptist Church}}<br />
<br />
Chris was banned from his old church in [[2008]]. He claimed in an email with [[lordsillynipples]], "Pastor John Hartless did not like my views I've expressed in [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|my video I did on my 25th Birthday]], and he found the [[ED]] page." Later, in [[Mailbag 14]], he claimed it was because "The pastor did a background check on me, and found images of [[Women's rights|women in bikinis]] on my [[Facebook]]; he was offended." Going by his frequent threats to use his new congregation as a personal army, it is not unlikely that Chris was booted out of the church when he linked his pastor to his ED page in the hope that Mr. Hartless would incite the congregation into raiding the ED page for Chris.<br />
<br />
===Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church===<br />
{{main|Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church}}<br />
<br />
A [[Other documents#Epistle to the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|letter]] leaked on 30 March 2013 revealed that some time between [[July 2011]] and [[March 2013]], Chris had earned himself a temporary ban from Wesley Methodist, probably because he had repeatedly (and annoyingly) aired his endless grievances about [[trolls]] during the homily.<br />
<br />
{{quote|I feel that ever since Reverend Elizabeth Foss left our church, it has greatly gone downhill for me. Ed Winkler Banned me from the church for a month. He has Banned me from Speaking my peace during the Sharing of Joys and Concerns, and from that, I have felt unnecessarily Silenced.|Chris, on how his own church is now playing [[Kick the Autistic]]}}<br />
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{{Lists}}<br />
[[Category:Places]]<br />
[[Category:Lists]]</div>MrRottenBiscuitshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_places_that_have_banned_Chris&diff=177642List of places that have banned Chris2014-12-29T02:08:57Z<p>MrRottenBiscuits: /* GameStop */</p>
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Although he is a grown adult (at least physically), [[Chris]] is not above [[Chris and anger|throwing tantrums]] and generally being a nuisance in public places. Because of his obnoxious behavior, Chris has been either temporarily or permanently '''banned''' from many places.<br />
<br />
==Shops==<br />
<br />
===The GAMe PLACe===<br />
{{main|The GAMe PLACe}}<br />
<br />
According to [[Mimms]], Chris has been banned twice. The first time, which was temporary, was when Chris attempted to get something from the back without permission. [[Michael Snyder]] issued a final permaban on 28 August [[2008]], after Chris got confrontational with a [[niggos|black]] child, but even this failed to keep Chris away from the store. Following the events of the [[28 October 2011|October 28th incident]], Chris is now definitively banned by court order from ever re-entering the store.<br />
<br />
===Charlottesville Fashion Square===<br />
{{main|Charlottesville Fashion Square}}<br />
<br />
Chris was busted twice here, once for loitering and again for shouting in public. The second incident may or may not have been Chris's "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shout upon learning [[Hanna]] was [[troll]]ing him. He was banned for a year, but the ban has since expired. On 28 [[April 2012]], it's revealed he was banned again, this time from arguing with trolls loudly on his phone.<br />
<br />
===Wal-Mart===<br />
{{main|Mal-Wart}}<br />
<br />
Chris was twice kicked out of Wal-Mart. On 23 June [[2005]], the [[Niggos|African-American]] manager of the store's [[McDonald's]] (depicted as the [[B-Manajerk]] by Chris in the comics) attempted to arrest Chris for loitering, but his own fast thinking and hiding his Attraction Sign (which got him in trouble in the first place) ended up with him removed from the restaurant for the rest of the day (or so he says). The actual banning came two days later, 25 June, when Chris returned and attempted to loiter again. Both managers for McDonald's and Wal-Mart confronted Chris, but Chris refused to listen to the managers, ran off and nearly ran ''over'' one of them. In late [[2009]], he returned to Wal-Mart, forcing one of the female employees to measure him for a [[sports bra]]. <br />
<br />
Proving he learns nothing, Chris was again banned in September [[2013]] after vandalizing an XBox One sign to read "[[HEXbox]] One," according to his [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris_Expresses_His_Outrage_for_Walmart|Facebook post]] on 6 [[September 2013]]. In the ensuing Facebook posts, he blames almost everyone else but himself for the ban, including [[Michael Snyder]], [[Megan Schroeder]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and even his defense attorney [[Rob Bell]].<br />
<br />
===Target===<br />
{{main|Get-Tar Region}}<br />
<br />
On 20 July 2005 (almost a month after Chris's incident over at Wal-Mart), he attempted to loiter at a newly-built Target, intending on exploiting their free soda refill deal while he tried to get boyfriend-free girls. According to [[Emily]], Chris was approached by management and asked to leave, but he refused. When the issue was pressed, he insulted them and forced them to call the cops. When they did, Chris tried to run, forcing them to tackle, hogtie and handcuff him. All this on the store's opening week!<br />
<br />
===GameStop===<br />
Chirs was already banned from his local GameStop (according to the staff, he's done this before) when, on 26 December 2014, he came [[Honor roll|"disguised"]] in a pair of [[My Little Pony]] [[Chris and fashion|novelty sunglasses]], and attempted to vandalise the store's ''Sonic Boom'' display. It's unknown if he succeeded before being recognised by staff. He eventually left, but not before assaulting one of the employees by spraying him in the eyes with mace, [[Chris and the law|which is a ''felony''.]] Unconfirmed reports specify that Chris has been banned at the corporate level, meaning that Chris is effectively barred from GameStop on a global scale.<br />
<br />
==Websites==<br />
<br />
===deviantART===<br />
{{main|deviantART}}<br />
<br />
Chris has twice been banned from deviantART. Both times were for the same reason: sexual imagery without using the proper mature content filters. The first time was around [[May 2009]], most likely due to the imagery from [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]; the second was August 28, 2009, due to the infamous cameltoe scene in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] and the sex scene between [[Blake]] and [[Bubbles Rosechu]] in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].<br />
<br />
===YouTube===<br />
{{main|YouTube}}<br />
Chris abandoned many of his accounts after troll attacks. One of his accounts, CChanSonichu, was suspended because of [[The July 10th Messages|three insulting videos]] he posted in tandem on 10 [[July 2009]].<br />
<br />
===Wikipedia===<br />
{{main|Wikipedia}}<br />
<br />
On 1 May 2009, Chris created an account on Wikipedia, hoping to show his side to his life story, one that wasn't "smeared" by trolls. It was deleted soon afterward for violating Wikipedia's policy on userpages and notability. When he attempted to contest this course of action, his user account was indefinitely blocked (although the blocking admin actually believed it to be a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sockpuppet_%28Internet%29 sockpuppet] of a troll and not the genuine article). As of now, the article name "Christian Weston Chandler" has been "salted" to prevent it from ever being recreated.<br />
<br />
===Flipnote Hatena===<br />
{{main|Flipnote Hatena}}<br />
<br />
After uploading and re-uploading numerous flipnotes that violated the rules of the family-friendly Flipnote Hatena site, the moderators banned him permanently from uploading flipnotes on 2 [[July 2010]]. Chris has since evaded his ban. Flipnote Hatena shut down in May 31, 2013, but Flipnote Studio 3d will replace it. Will Chris get banned from that?...<br />
<br />
===eBay===<br />
{{main|Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing}}<br />
<br />
Chris has attempted to sell the [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing]] on [[eBay]] since [[June 2014|the first of June]]. Time and again, however, the listing for the picture was taken down, either as a result of [[Troll]] involvement, the listing expiring (the asking price of thousands of dollars not helping in that respect), or in true Chris fashion, breaking the terms of services on eBay by asking for offers on Facebook. This would culminate in a three-day ban from eBay on June 8th 2014. Chris, being incapable of taking "no" for an answer, stated his intention to put the picture back up for sale again the minute the ban expires.<br />
<br />
On June 12, Chris reposted the listing, only for eBay to give him ''another'' ban. When his second ban expired, he reposted a heavily-edited version of the posting, although still possible violating several of eBay's terms again. A third strike against Chris's tarnished eBay name is expected. Only time will tell if the world's largest online vendor will be added to the list of places that kicks Chris out and never lets him back in.<br />
<br />
==Organizations==<br />
<br />
===The Cub Scouts===<br />
<br />
Chris stated in part 4 of his [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]] that he was kicked out of the "[[Wikipedia:Cub Scouting (Boy Scouts of America)|Wolf Cub Scouts]]" in the late [[1980s]] because he was autistic. Undoubtedly, it was for something he did that he didn't tell us about. His commentary suggests that he routinely angered his Den Mother with his illogical behavior and that he believes this to be the reason he is banned. In [[Mailbag 18#Instead the courts were on the side of justice|a Mailbag]], Chris revealed that his parents tried to sue the Boy Scouts of America over this incident.<br />
<br />
===Piedmont Virginia Community College===<br />
{{main|Piedmont Virginia Community College}}<br />
<br />
Two incidents occurred here. The first occurred on Chris's 21st [[birthday]], 24 February [[2003]]. Chris originally blamed the incident on him having an outburst when he was kicked out of a class after telling a male professor that he, like the main character in a story they were learning about, was autistic. According to [[Emily]], however, it turns out that he was kicked out because of his homophobic tendencies causing him to say something derogatory. In either case, Chris started his [[Love Quest]] this day.<br />
<br />
The second incident occurred when, in mid-October [[2003]], Dean of Student Services [[Mary Lee Walsh]] spotted Chris and his [[Attraction Sign]] and took it away, criticizing Chris for his actions, as she believed he was trying to solicit sex on campus. When Walsh destroyed a second sign, Chris [[Chris and anger|raged]] and went on the offensive. This incident lead to her banning Chris for a year, forcing him to see a [[Autism papers|psychiatrist]] and go to anger management classes (neither of which seems to have helped).<br />
<br />
===Grace Baptist Church===<br />
{{main|Grace Baptist Church}}<br />
<br />
Chris was banned from his old church in [[2008]]. He claimed in an email with [[lordsillynipples]], "Pastor John Hartless did not like my views I've expressed in [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|my video I did on my 25th Birthday]], and he found the [[ED]] page." Later, in [[Mailbag 14]], he claimed it was because "The pastor did a background check on me, and found images of [[Women's rights|women in bikinis]] on my [[Facebook]]; he was offended." Going by his frequent threats to use his new congregation as a personal army, it is not unlikely that Chris was booted out of the church when he linked his pastor to his ED page in the hope that Mr. Hartless would incite the congregation into raiding the ED page for Chris.<br />
<br />
===Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church===<br />
{{main|Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church}}<br />
<br />
A [[Other documents#Epistle to the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|letter]] leaked on 30 March 2013 revealed that some time between [[July 2011]] and [[March 2013]], Chris had earned himself a temporary ban from Wesley Methodist, probably because he had repeatedly (and annoyingly) aired his endless grievances about [[trolls]] during the homily.<br />
<br />
{{quote|I feel that ever since Reverend Elizabeth Foss left our church, it has greatly gone downhill for me. Ed Winkler Banned me from the church for a month. He has Banned me from Speaking my peace during the Sharing of Joys and Concerns, and from that, I have felt unnecessarily Silenced.|Chris, on how his own church is now playing [[Kick the Autistic]]}}<br />
<br />
{{Lists}}<br />
[[Category:Places]]<br />
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[[Image:MerryCWCmas.jpg|right|thumb|Merry C-Mas to all the [[troll]]s, [[JERKS]], [[homos]], [[niggos]] and [[jerkop]]s out there!]]<br />
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'''Christmas''', or as [[Chris]] sometimes [[CWC-isms|idiotically calls it]], '''C-Mas''',<ref>[[Sonichu's News Dash]]</ref> is one of our hero's favorite of all holidays. He always celebrates it at [[14 Branchland Court|home]] with his family, and often mentions it in his comics and videos.<br />
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==Christmas in the Chandler family==<br />
[[Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|right|thumb|Bob and lil' Chris remembering Jesus.]]<br />
{{quote|We celebrate like normal; a decorated tree, get-together, remembering [[Jesus]] and all.|ChrisChanSonichu, [[Mailbag 2#Holidays with the Chandlers|Mailbag #2]].}}<br />
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Despite Chris's insistence that Christmas is a time for family, [[Cole Smithey]], an atheist, does not take part in the traditional Chandler family celebrations, instead staying with his wife's family in California.<ref>[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]</ref><br />
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As evidenced by videos like [[100 2281]] and [[Tour of Chris's House]], the Chandlers keep a Christmas tree and decorations in their [[kitchen]] year-round because they are too lazy to change it.<br />
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[[File:CWCmasStockings.jpg|right|thumb|The stockings were hung from the chimney with care.]]<br />
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==Santa Claus'''''e''''' [sic]==<br />
[[Image:ChrisSanta.jpg|right|thumb|Chris wishes he were as much of a man as Mr. "Clause" is.]]<br />
{{quote|[2008-12-15 07::03:20] EXKeine: Christmas is coming up, so... do you believe in Santa Claus?<br>[2008-12-15 07::03:40] ChrisChanSonichu: yep.|Chris on Santa Clause [sic], [[IRC (15 December 2008)]].}}<br />
{{quote|It’s been over a week since my [[PVCC|SUSPENSION]]; I am [[Stress|DEPRESSED]], [[Love Quest|LONELY]], SAD and BORED! I have [[Attraction Location|nowhere to go]] to attract a [[Boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend-Free woman]]. I’ll be writing to Santa Clause [sic] this year, hoping that will bring me one. (8(|[[CWC's Diary]] for September 26, 2004, Chris acting like the 22-year-old grown-up man he is.}}<br />
{{quote|Or for— since it's Christmas time, let's make like I'm Mister— yo' Misses Claus. I have a...good ole heat, 'cuz I took...a bit o'...[[Chris and sex|Viagra]]. Bam, ba-bam, bam, ho, ho-OH!|Chris RPing as The Man, [[iPods Down and Listen Up]].}}<br />
{{quote|I did not say that I was taking Viagra; I was stating that in that role-play, Santa would be taking that.|Chris, [[Mailbag 20#Viagra roleplay and something about Santa Claus|Mailbag #20]], on Kris Kringle's erectile dysfunction.}}<br />
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"Santa Clause" [[Chris and English|[sic]]] (not to be confused with [[wikipedia:The Santa Clause|the Tim Allen movie that uses this spelling]]) is a legendary character associated with Christmas, whom many Western children believe in. <br />
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According to surveys, most of these same children stop believing in Santa around the age of four, often when they find out it was actually [[Bob Chandler|their father]] with a [[Rollin' and Trollin'|fake beard]]. However, Chris claims that he still believes in "Santa Clause" [sic], despite being technically 28 years old. He even put Santa's name on his [[JERKS#The List Of Males Chris Doesn't Hate|List Of Males Chris Doesn't Hate]], which may imply that he: a) believes "Santa Clause" [sic] is real, b) believes Santa is a manly male man capable of landing himself a girlfriend (see also the [[Mailbag 20#Viagra roleplay and something about Santa Claus|Mailbag quote]] above). Also worth of note is the fact that Chris chose to put Santa's name on the list before [[God]] and [[Jesus]]...because, come on, these two [[JERKS]] never brought him even the tiniest presents!<br />
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Of course, all this doesn't necessarily mean that Chris actually ''does'' believe in Santa. Chris probably maintains this line because he ''wants'' to believe it and maintain memories of the happy Christmases of his childhood. For Chris, who still plays with da [[Lego]]s, professing a belief in Santa is "cute" and shows that he is "young at heart", one of his favorite traits. <br />
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In a 2010 [[Jackie e-mails Part 1|e-mail exchange]] with a woman, Chris stated that he [[Honor roll|learned]] Santa wasn't real around age fifteen or sixteen, but finally "gave up on him" at 24 after he failed to bring him a girlfriend for the third year in a row.<br />
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==Presents Chris gives, wishes for, and receives==<br />
[[Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg|right|thumb|Chris's Christmas '95]]<br />
[[Image:0128-Christmas96-6.jpg|right|thumb|Chris's Christmas '96]]<br />
{{quote|My father likes Brach's Maple Nut Goodies, and my mother likes chocolate, so some edible treats of that variety is [[Obesity|a good suggestion]].|[[Mailbag 6#For the man who has everything|Mailbag #6]], on what he planned to give his parents for Christmas, 2009.}}<br />
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==Christmas-related songs and merch==<br />
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Chris also got the name of his [[Lovely Weather|future wife]] from singing a 1950's Christmas song over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over, which actually [[Autism|says a lot about Chris]].<br />
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He also seems to have an affinity for the song "[[Wikipedia:Deck the Halls|Deck the Halls]]", as he raged like an idiot because the word [[homos|gay]] should only be used in context of "happy", as in the song.<ref>[[IRC (02 January 2009)]]</ref><br />
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==Other confessions==<br />
Being the totally sensitive and tolerant person he is, Chris in his ''[[Sonichu]]'' Christmas special (the [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|text]] and [[Sonichu 11|comic]] versions) mentions the ways [[CWCville]] citizens of different faiths (that is, "Jewish folk", Buddhists, possibly [[Niggos|black people]], and "a few humbuggers") celebrate their own wacky versions of Christmas.<br />
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===Haunaka/Chaunaka/Konica/Chanukkah [sic/sic/sic/sic]===<br />
{{quote|Cera continues with a question, holding a cookie in a zip-loc bag, "I've invited Kevin too; do you think he'll like this candle-shaped cookie I made for him? He told me he was Jewish, and I thought it would be appropriate." Rosechu replies, "I think he'll love it. You have made it really special with the white frosting for the wax and the yellow for the flame. Uh, what kind of cookie was it again?" "Vanilla", replies Cera, "I felt it best to keep it neutral, in case he was allergic to the peanut butter or chocolate." "Very Smart," says Rosechu with a smile, exchanging a high-five with Cera.|''[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas]]'', Act I}}<br />
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"[[IRC (22 December 2008)|Haunaka]]"/"[[IRC (22 December 2008)|Chaunaka]]"/"[[Holiday Greetings|Konica]]"/"[[Shout out to Fans in Hospital|Chanukkah]]"/whatever, is a holiday [[CWCville]] "Jewish folk" celebrate while most other citizens celebrate Christmas. On December 12, members of the CWCville Jewish diaspora set up "Menorah candles" (the "Haunaka" [sic] Menorah candelabrum has 7 candles in it, while the traditional Menorah used on Hanukkah, called a "Hanukkiah", has 9) instead of Christmas Trees, with dreidels lying under them. Since the candle-related symbolism is very much present in the RL Hanukkah rituals, it's in good taste to give CWCville Jews anything candle-related as a gift. E.g., when [[Sonichu]]'s daughter [[Cerah Rosey]] baked cookies for her friends, she decided to make her Jewish friend Kevin a candle-shaped one, because Jews love to be distinguished from other people on any occasions based solely on their faith, and would take deep offense in receiving a normal nothing-special-shaped cookie as a gift! That Cerah couldn't choose a more obvious Hanukkah symbol (such as a Menorah or a dreidel) over a ''generic candle'' shows that Cerah has extremely poor knowledge of even the most basic of Jewish traditions known in the Gentile world. That, and she's an ignorant retard like Grandpa.<br />
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In fact, there actually is a tradition of eating ''fried'' foods on Hanukkah, and vanilla is one of the allowed ingredients used in making them. Not that Chris knows anything about this, mind you - he just wanted to make sure that the cookie was hypoallergenic. Because Jews are sickly Melvins who have many allergies, you see.<br />
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In [[IRC (22 December 2008)]] Chris listed "Haunaka" and "Chaunaka" as two different holidays, probably belonging to different religions. In his [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital]], he does nearly the same thing, saying "happy Hanukkah, Chanukkah, all the other holidays to everybody of other religions".<br />
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===Jolly Buddah [sic]===<br />
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{{quote|Christmas Trees are abound most everywhere: in the homes of the townfolk, [[CWCville Mall|in the stores]], [[CWCville Mayoral Office|in the offices]], and the biggest one in the center of [[McIntire Park|CWC-Central Park]]. Some have Menorah Candles, or even a Jolly Buddah [sic].|[[Sonichu 11|A Sonichu Christmas]] (the comic version)}}<br />
{{quote|All the churches are full with all the believers, be they Christians, Jewish folk, Buddhists, and such.|[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas]] (the text version)}}<br />
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From what we know, Buddhism is one of the religions Chris tolerates, and so he sometimes mentions it as a display of his "religious sensitivity". However, he probably doesn't know jack shit about Buddhism, and assumes that since Buddhists are all "good-hearted believers", they undoubtedly should celebrate Christmas in some way! So, in [[CWCville]], Buddhists celebrate their Buddhist Christmas by going to their Buddhist churches on starting December 12, and having a "Jolly Buddah" instead of a Christmas Tree.<br />
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By coincidence, Christmas is actually a popular holiday in some primarily Buddhist countries (such as [[anime|Japan]]). However, it's rare for celebrators to give the time special religious significance specific to their religion. Similar to how Halloween is celebrated in America based solely on the customs with practically no emphasis on the religious practices that started the holiday, so too do many Buddhists enjoy Christmas just as an excuse to put up lights and give each other gifts.<br />
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===Kawanza [sic]===<br />
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Little is known of what Chris thinks about [[Wikipedia:Kwanzaa|"Kawanza"]] [sic] and the related rituals, except that he [[IRC (22 December 2008)|once]] congratulated his [[trolls]] with this holiday (among others), misspelling its name in the process.<br />
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===Other faiths===<br />
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Chris doesn't say (or care, probably), what Muslims, Orthodox Christians, Hindus, Sikhs, Jains, Baha'is or Atheists do in CWCville on Christmas Day. Probably they're the "few humbuggers" whom Chris derides for not celebrating C-mas/Haunaka/Kawanza/whatever those wacky Buddhists celebrate.<br />
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==Notable Christmases in Chris's life==<br />
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===1989 or 1992===<br />
[[Image:BearsteinbyChris.jpg|right|thumb|GodBear, directing his Chorus of AngelBears]]<br />
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On Christmas Day, 1992 (other sources claim it happened in [[1989]]), Chris got probably the most dumbfounding present in his whole life, and from [[Christopher's name change|GodBear]] himself, no less. While strolling with [[Bob Chandler|his father]] through the Regency Square Mall, Christopher, as he was called at the time, encountered a band of bears playing some Christmas songs. The boy chatted the director bear (called Leonard Bearstein) up, and being half-deaf from the cacophonic (read: shit) music they played, the stupid bear mistakenly named him "[[Christopher's name change|Christian]]".<br />
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The little autistic saw that as an "OMG sign from God!!!" and a few months later [[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES|got his name legally changed to "Christian"]]. And thus, as some researchers tend to think, has the epic saga of fail [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009|begun]].<br />
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===[[2004]]===<br />
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{{quote|[[Stress sigh|[Chris sighs] ]] Well, at this time of year, all I can say right now is... that I hope Santa will comply with my request and bring me... a pretty girlfriend. And so... happy holidays from... me, Christian Chandler — by the way, you can [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009|call my Chris]] in public—and... thank you.|Emo Chris, [[So Need a Cute Girl]].}}<br />
{{quote|I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to share my love, oh.<br>I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to kiss under the mistletoe.|Chris, the poetic [[geinus]].}}<br />
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This Christmas, Chris expected to get: a) a [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]] from "Santa Clause" [sic], b) an [[Chris and remorse|apology]] from [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Not surprisingly, he didn't get either, and became [[Stress|depressed]]. He recorded [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|a whiny video]] about [[Sarah Hammer]] and [[Wes Iseli]].<br />
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Earlier in December, he dedicated two different songs to the first of these two wishes: [[I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas]] (written on December 4) and [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]] (recorded on Christmas 20). The same day as the latter, Chris also recorded another song, the famous [[So Need a Cute Girl]], which was probably dedicated to the same thing.<br />
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If "Santa Clause" [sic] really exists, this proves that he's a major [[JERK]], or that he doesn't tie up girls and leave them under trees as gifts for horny manchildren.<br />
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====Video====<br />
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| name = Chandler Family Christmas 2004 part 1<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|O-MJoRzifVk}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[December 2004]]<br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Music_video|So Need A Cute Girl Music Video]]<br />
| next = [[Harvey_Birdman_Commercial#Chris.27s_entry|Harvey Birdman Commercial]]}}<br />
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====Transcript====<br />
Chris: 'Twas Christmas Day, and all through the house, the creatures that were stirring were my family, and me, and our two cats.<br />
[''camera pans around the junk in Chris's room'']<br />
We enter Christmas Day in my bedroom of wondrous... fun. 'Cause we have plenty of stuff around the house. On this day of.... Hwey-zeus's birth, upon the, uh, arrival of my doorstep, we find... a Snoopy house.<br />
[''camera zooms in on a toy Snoopy doghouse sitting on Chris' bed, which plays "Jingle Bells" when Chris activates it. The music plays throughout the res to the scene'']<br />
There we go.<br />
[''camera pans across the bed to a Spongebob Squarepants action figure'']<br />
Spongebob Squarepants! [''someone or something makes a weird AAAHHH noise''] And a tower of gifts.<br />
[''camera pans to a copy of "Sonic Advance 2"'']<br />
And a Gameboy Advance title.<br />
The camera turns around as if to leave.<br />
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[''jump cut'']<br />
Chris: And we wander upon our wonderous Christmas tree, with a star that was made so delicately. Delicately... and creatively.<br />
[''the camera zooms in on the tree's star, which is a rainbow-colored paper cutout, with Sonichu and Chris drawn on it'']<br />
With Pokemon hanging about.<br />
[''pan to a small wrapped present hanging in the tree'']<br />
And a Christmas present that was supposed to be for the girlfriend that Santa brought, but unfortunately... [''Camera pans to empty chair''] she didn't show. Well, upon this wondera Christmas Day, we see our two cute cats. <br />
[''Chris walks over past the fridge to where a cat is lying on the floor'']<br />
Hey, Desi. Desi! Eeeah. our cat's Desi.<br />
[''Chris starts to leave'']<br />
And Lucy's around somewhere.<br />
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[''jump cut'']<br />
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Chris: And now we wander in on my family! Say hello, Father!<br />
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Bob: (continuing to unwrap his food) Uh, yeah.<br />
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Chris: Makin' my Christmas movie!<br />
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Bob: I say you're wasting your chip.<br />
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Chris: But I'm going to put it onto VHS anyway.<br />
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Bob: I see. All right. [''Chris forges onward past Bob, through the proto-hoard, to focus the camera on a smaller electric Christmas tree.'']<br />
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Chris: A smaller Christmas tree down here. [''The camera pans left into a dark, Stygian abyss''] And our mother's asleep here in the dark area. [''Chris turns back to his father''] Would you care to share a Merry Christmas with the world, Father?<br />
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Bob: [''still preparing his breakfast''] Ho ho ho. I gotta share some breakfast.<br />
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Chris: Yup! You're having a great start.<br />
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Bob: [''finished unwrapping his French toast and now rummaging around for some plastic utensils''] Yup, found one.<br />
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[''jump cut'']<br />
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Chris: As we venture our way back upstairs to our room for breakfast and mirth, we find our other sweet cat, little miss Lucy. Hello sweetheart! Would you care to meow for your worldwide audience? [''Lucy studiously ignores Chris''] Come on, sweet kitty! Meow! Meeeow! What, are you camera-shy? 'Cause you look good on video. [''Lucy continues ignoring Chris and grooms herself''] Haha! You're such a sweet kitty.<br />
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[''jump cut'']<br />
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Chris: Now the family is up and about! Especially my mother! [''Chris walks up to Barb's couch''] Hello, Mother! Would you care to say something to the entire world?<br />
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Barb: ...Merry Christmas.<br />
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Chris: Yup! [''pans up to the window, where one of the cats is sitting''] This is Lucy in the window! I got you earlier, Lucy, but now you're sitting majestically on your windowsale! ... Hey Dad, look what I got! [''The camera turns to Bob, who is now sitting down in a chair'']<br />
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Bob: What's that? [''Chris waves the Snoopy toy from Scene 1 at him''] Looks like Snoopy.<br />
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Chris: [''fumbling with the toy''] Yeah. Here, let's-- here, watch this, Father. [''Chris activates the toy and it plays "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"''] It pops its head out... plays music.<br />
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Bob: I see.<br />
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Chris: Givin' you a little (gift?).<br />
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Bob: Yeah.<br />
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===[[2005]]===<br />
[[Image:0790-CMas05-5.jpg|right|thumb|Chris's Christmas 2k5]]<br />
{{quote|Although I really don't mean to be cold but please don't try and advance kissing on me please. The truth is I don't want a boyfriend because I don't desire and idolize boys like other girls. I enjoy being indepentant. So you see what I mean? It's certainly nothing personal towards you. I'm just a girl who doesn't care about loving guys. That doesn't mean I can't be friends with them though.|[[Megan]] on 20 December 2005, trying to be diplomatic with Chris.}}<br />
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Chris was probably [[stress]]ed as hell, because just a few days before his [[gal-pal]] and attempted [[sweetheart]] [[Megan Schroeder]] told him she doesn't like him [[Rape|trying to kiss her]], and that she [[Homo|doesn't want to have a boyfriend at all]]. Just to add insult to injury, "Santa Clause" [sic] brought him a shitty pirate ripoff instead of a genuine Lego set that year. No boyfriend-free girl under the tree this year either.<br />
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===[[2007]]===<br />
[[Image:Fakeout-makeout2.jpg|right|thumb|Chris and Kimmi.]]<br />
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On December 26, Chris bought himself [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend|a pretty girlfriend]] called [[Kimmi]], who would become a rival to his longtime [[Sex toys|artificial heartsweet]] [[Officer Nasty]], on [[Adamandeve.com]]. Probably because "Santa Clause" [sic] didn't bring him one this year, either.<br />
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To compliment the sex doll, Chris also bought a "Vintage XXX Cartoons DVD/CD", and received "XXX Pleasure Seekers DVD/CD" and "Playboy Magazine Digital Edition DVD/CD" for free. The fact that Chris specifically sought something as bizarre as vintage porn cartoons to [[mass debating|fap]] his crooked [[duck]] to, for some reason, sits fine with all the other weird aspects of his twisted personality.<br />
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However, being unsatisfied with fantasizing about naked women drawn in the 1960s, Chris went to Adamandeve.com again soon after New Year's Day, and purchased some more XXX-rated Holiday Gifts for himself. These include: a "2008 Adam & Eve Calendar", a "[[Card games|Romance Roulette Card Game]]" (which Chris probably plays as [[Virgin with Rage|solitaire]]), and, the strangest one of the bunch, a "Carmen Boob Mousepad", whatever that is. He also got some free items as well, namely a "XXX Pleasure Seekers DVD/CD" and, most notably, the infamous "Anal Love Beads", which would become a popular theme for [[trolling]] Chris in the upcoming year.<br />
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===[[2008]]===<br />
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Chris got "a couple of [[DVD]]s, Bee Movie on Blu-Ray, [[Obesity|assorted chocolates]] and [[Bob Walks In|a calming family moment]]" ([[IRC (28 December 2008)]]); in Chris's words, it was "simple, nothing extravagant". Bob outdid himself with a gift to [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] overshadowing Sonichu in over-the-top symbolism. "He gave her an arranged box of ornaments, with tags attached to them; each one representing her blessings; three angels, me, dad and my half-bro, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]]. Ones for [[Ruckersville]], Red Oak, [[Chandler Cats|our cats]], and one for her." (Chris, on [[IRC (27 December 2008)]]).<br />
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===[[2009]]===<br />
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Chris took the time to send [[Kill De Jack|warm wishes]] to a [[Jack Thaddeus|dear friend]]. He also received chocolate and [[video games]] from [[Mailbag 24|his family]]. <br />
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===[[2010]]===<br />
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Not much is known of how Chris spent Christmas this years. All that we know for sure is that for this Christmas he asked for all websites he sees as defamatory against him, such as the CWCki and [[ED]], to disappear.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 24]]</ref> He bought a ton of games in [[January 2011]], so he probably got PSN vouchers.<br />
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===[[2011]]===<br />
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Due to [[28 October 2011|Chris' decision to trespass at The Game Place and Barb's decision to assault an officer]], Chris's Christmas in 2011 was spent amid court appearances and the fear of potentially going to jail. It was also Chris's first Christmas sans-Bob.<br />
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===[[2012]]===<br />
It's not known what Chris did, but he uploaded [[Bob]]'s jazz marathon a few days beforehand.<br />
{{Quote|I offer for all the complete set of songs and intros from the 1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon that my father hosted and played music of Jugs, Kazzoos and Washboards, Blues and Boogie-Woogie, plus three more hours of good jazz that was recorded with it on the original 6 Hour VHS.<br />
http://rapidshare.com/files/3812165045/1990%20WTJU%20Jazz%20Marathon.zip<br />
Merry Christmas.|[[Facebook]], 20 [[December 2012]]}}<br />
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On the 21st, he watched [[Wikipedia:2012 (film)|''2012'']] and thanked God and Jesus that the [[Wikipedia:2012 phenomenon|world didn't end]], which must have brightened up his Christmas.<br />
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A few days after Chris seemed miserable, saying ''"I am back to the same old feelings; lonely, depressed, etc. makes me almost wish the world had ended, so I wouldn't have to continue feeling the pain. I desperately require my true (future) Sweetheart-to-be AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN..."''<ref>[[2013 Imgur Leak]]</ref> Apparently again Santa didn't bring him a pretty girlfriend.<br />
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===[[2013]]===<br />
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Nothing but a few PS3 games. No Life Upgrade Upgrade and still no sweetheart from the ground-up.<br />
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===[[2014]]===<br />
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Chris requested much-needed [[Lego]] sets, and even suggested prank gifts for [[trolls]] to send him. The day after Christmas, however, Chris would go to a local [[GameStop]], attempt to deface a Sonic Boom display, and try to mace an employee before getting arrested . . . again. Whether or not Chris's behavior is the result of a disappointing Christmas gift turnout is currently unknown.<br />
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==References==<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Chris and religion]]<br />
*"[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]"<br />
*"[[I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas]]"<br />
*[[Holiday Greetings]]<br />
*"[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas]]"<br />
*[[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]<br />
*[[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas|A Very ''Asperchu'' Christmas]]<br />
*[[Halloween]]<br />
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[[Image:MerryCWCmas.jpg|right|thumb|Merry C-Mas to all the [[troll]]s, [[JERKS]], [[homos]], [[niggos]] and [[jerkop]]s out there!]]<br />
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'''Christmas''', or as [[Chris]] sometimes [[CWC-isms|idiotically calls it]], '''C-Mas''',<ref>[[Sonichu's News Dash]]</ref> is one of our hero's favorite of all holidays. He always celebrates it at [[14 Branchland Court|home]] with his family, and often mentions it in his comics and videos.<br />
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==Christmas in the Chandler family==<br />
[[Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|right|thumb|Bob and lil' Chris remembering Jesus.]]<br />
{{quote|We celebrate like normal; a decorated tree, get-together, remembering [[Jesus]] and all.|ChrisChanSonichu, [[Mailbag 2#Holidays with the Chandlers|Mailbag #2]].}}<br />
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Despite Chris's insistence that Christmas is a time for family, [[Cole Smithey]], an atheist, does not take part in the traditional Chandler family celebrations, instead staying with his wife's family in California.<ref>[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]</ref><br />
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As evidenced by videos like [[100 2281]] and [[Tour of Chris's House]], the Chandlers keep a Christmas tree and decorations in their [[kitchen]] year-round because they are too lazy to change it.<br />
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[[File:CWCmasStockings.jpg|right|thumb|The stockings were hung from the chimney with care.]]<br />
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==Santa Claus'''''e''''' [sic]==<br />
[[Image:ChrisSanta.jpg|right|thumb|Chris wishes he were as much of a man as Mr. "Clause" is.]]<br />
{{quote|[2008-12-15 07::03:20] EXKeine: Christmas is coming up, so... do you believe in Santa Claus?<br>[2008-12-15 07::03:40] ChrisChanSonichu: yep.|Chris on Santa Clause [sic], [[IRC (15 December 2008)]].}}<br />
{{quote|It’s been over a week since my [[PVCC|SUSPENSION]]; I am [[Stress|DEPRESSED]], [[Love Quest|LONELY]], SAD and BORED! I have [[Attraction Location|nowhere to go]] to attract a [[Boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend-Free woman]]. I’ll be writing to Santa Clause [sic] this year, hoping that will bring me one. (8(|[[CWC's Diary]] for September 26, 2004, Chris acting like the 22-year-old grown-up man he is.}}<br />
{{quote|Or for— since it's Christmas time, let's make like I'm Mister— yo' Misses Claus. I have a...good ole heat, 'cuz I took...a bit o'...[[Chris and sex|Viagra]]. Bam, ba-bam, bam, ho, ho-OH!|Chris RPing as The Man, [[iPods Down and Listen Up]].}}<br />
{{quote|I did not say that I was taking Viagra; I was stating that in that role-play, Santa would be taking that.|Chris, [[Mailbag 20#Viagra roleplay and something about Santa Claus|Mailbag #20]], on Kris Kringle's erectile dysfunction.}}<br />
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"Santa Clause" [[Chris and English|[sic]]] (not to be confused with [[wikipedia:The Santa Clause|the Tim Allen movie that uses this spelling]]) is a legendary character associated with Christmas, whom many Western children believe in. <br />
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According to surveys, most of these same children stop believing in Santa around the age of four, often when they find out it was actually [[Bob Chandler|their father]] with a [[Rollin' and Trollin'|fake beard]]. However, Chris claims that he still believes in "Santa Clause" [sic], despite being technically 28 years old. He even put Santa's name on his [[JERKS#The List Of Males Chris Doesn't Hate|List Of Males Chris Doesn't Hate]], which may imply that he: a) believes "Santa Clause" [sic] is real, b) believes Santa is a manly male man capable of landing himself a girlfriend (see also the [[Mailbag 20#Viagra roleplay and something about Santa Claus|Mailbag quote]] above). Also worth of note is the fact that Chris chose to put Santa's name on the list before [[God]] and [[Jesus]]...because, come on, these two [[JERKS]] never brought him even the tiniest presents!<br />
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Of course, all this doesn't necessarily mean that Chris actually ''does'' believe in Santa. Chris probably maintains this line because he ''wants'' to believe it and maintain memories of the happy Christmases of his childhood. For Chris, who still plays with da [[Lego]]s, professing a belief in Santa is "cute" and shows that he is "young at heart", one of his favorite traits. <br />
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In a 2010 [[Jackie e-mails Part 1|e-mail exchange]] with a woman, Chris stated that he [[Honor roll|learned]] Santa wasn't real around age fifteen or sixteen, but finally "gave up on him" at 24 after he failed to bring him a girlfriend for the third year in a row.<br />
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==Presents Chris gives, wishes for, and receives==<br />
[[Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg|right|thumb|Chris's Christmas '95]]<br />
[[Image:0128-Christmas96-6.jpg|right|thumb|Chris's Christmas '96]]<br />
{{quote|My father likes Brach's Maple Nut Goodies, and my mother likes chocolate, so some edible treats of that variety is [[Obesity|a good suggestion]].|[[Mailbag 6#For the man who has everything|Mailbag #6]], on what he planned to give his parents for Christmas, 2009.}}<br />
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==Christmas-related songs and merch==<br />
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Chris also got the name of his [[Lovely Weather|future wife]] from singing a 1950's Christmas song over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over, which actually [[Autism|says a lot about Chris]].<br />
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He also seems to have an affinity for the song "[[Wikipedia:Deck the Halls|Deck the Halls]]", as he raged like an idiot because the word [[homos|gay]] should only be used in context of "happy", as in the song.<ref>[[IRC (02 January 2009)]]</ref><br />
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==Other confessions==<br />
Being the totally sensitive and tolerant person he is, Chris in his ''[[Sonichu]]'' Christmas special (the [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|text]] and [[Sonichu 11|comic]] versions) mentions the ways [[CWCville]] citizens of different faiths (that is, "Jewish folk", Buddhists, possibly [[Niggos|black people]], and "a few humbuggers") celebrate their own wacky versions of Christmas.<br />
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===Haunaka/Chaunaka/Konica/Chanukkah [sic/sic/sic/sic]===<br />
{{quote|Cera continues with a question, holding a cookie in a zip-loc bag, "I've invited Kevin too; do you think he'll like this candle-shaped cookie I made for him? He told me he was Jewish, and I thought it would be appropriate." Rosechu replies, "I think he'll love it. You have made it really special with the white frosting for the wax and the yellow for the flame. Uh, what kind of cookie was it again?" "Vanilla", replies Cera, "I felt it best to keep it neutral, in case he was allergic to the peanut butter or chocolate." "Very Smart," says Rosechu with a smile, exchanging a high-five with Cera.|''[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas]]'', Act I}}<br />
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"[[IRC (22 December 2008)|Haunaka]]"/"[[IRC (22 December 2008)|Chaunaka]]"/"[[Holiday Greetings|Konica]]"/"[[Shout out to Fans in Hospital|Chanukkah]]"/whatever, is a holiday [[CWCville]] "Jewish folk" celebrate while most other citizens celebrate Christmas. On December 12, members of the CWCville Jewish diaspora set up "Menorah candles" (the "Haunaka" [sic] Menorah candelabrum has 7 candles in it, while the traditional Menorah used on Hanukkah, called a "Hanukkiah", has 9) instead of Christmas Trees, with dreidels lying under them. Since the candle-related symbolism is very much present in the RL Hanukkah rituals, it's in good taste to give CWCville Jews anything candle-related as a gift. E.g., when [[Sonichu]]'s daughter [[Cerah Rosey]] baked cookies for her friends, she decided to make her Jewish friend Kevin a candle-shaped one, because Jews love to be distinguished from other people on any occasions based solely on their faith, and would take deep offense in receiving a normal nothing-special-shaped cookie as a gift! That Cerah couldn't choose a more obvious Hanukkah symbol (such as a Menorah or a dreidel) over a ''generic candle'' shows that Cerah has extremely poor knowledge of even the most basic of Jewish traditions known in the Gentile world. That, and she's an ignorant retard like Grandpa.<br />
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In fact, there actually is a tradition of eating ''fried'' foods on Hanukkah, and vanilla is one of the allowed ingredients used in making them. Not that Chris knows anything about this, mind you - he just wanted to make sure that the cookie was hypoallergenic. Because Jews are sickly Melvins who have many allergies, you see.<br />
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In [[IRC (22 December 2008)]] Chris listed "Haunaka" and "Chaunaka" as two different holidays, probably belonging to different religions. In his [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital]], he does nearly the same thing, saying "happy Hanukkah, Chanukkah, all the other holidays to everybody of other religions".<br />
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===Jolly Buddah [sic]===<br />
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{{quote|Christmas Trees are abound most everywhere: in the homes of the townfolk, [[CWCville Mall|in the stores]], [[CWCville Mayoral Office|in the offices]], and the biggest one in the center of [[McIntire Park|CWC-Central Park]]. Some have Menorah Candles, or even a Jolly Buddah [sic].|[[Sonichu 11|A Sonichu Christmas]] (the comic version)}}<br />
{{quote|All the churches are full with all the believers, be they Christians, Jewish folk, Buddhists, and such.|[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas]] (the text version)}}<br />
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From what we know, Buddhism is one of the religions Chris tolerates, and so he sometimes mentions it as a display of his "religious sensitivity". However, he probably doesn't know jack shit about Buddhism, and assumes that since Buddhists are all "good-hearted believers", they undoubtedly should celebrate Christmas in some way! So, in [[CWCville]], Buddhists celebrate their Buddhist Christmas by going to their Buddhist churches on starting December 12, and having a "Jolly Buddah" instead of a Christmas Tree.<br />
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By coincidence, Christmas is actually a popular holiday in some primarily Buddhist countries (such as [[anime|Japan]]). However, it's rare for celebrators to give the time special religious significance specific to their religion. Similar to how Halloween is celebrated in America based solely on the customs with practically no emphasis on the religious practices that started the holiday, so too do many Buddhists enjoy Christmas just as an excuse to put up lights and give each other gifts.<br />
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===Kawanza [sic]===<br />
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Little is known of what Chris thinks about [[Wikipedia:Kwanzaa|"Kawanza"]] [sic] and the related rituals, except that he [[IRC (22 December 2008)|once]] congratulated his [[trolls]] with this holiday (among others), misspelling its name in the process.<br />
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===Other faiths===<br />
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Chris doesn't say (or care, probably), what Muslims, Orthodox Christians, Hindus, Sikhs, Jains, Baha'is or Atheists do in CWCville on Christmas Day. Probably they're the "few humbuggers" whom Chris derides for not celebrating C-mas/Haunaka/Kawanza/whatever those wacky Buddhists celebrate.<br />
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==Notable Christmases in Chris's life==<br />
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===1989 or 1992===<br />
[[Image:BearsteinbyChris.jpg|right|thumb|GodBear, directing his Chorus of AngelBears]]<br />
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On Christmas Day, 1992 (other sources claim it happened in [[1989]]), Chris got probably the most dumbfounding present in his whole life, and from [[Christopher's name change|GodBear]] himself, no less. While strolling with [[Bob Chandler|his father]] through the Regency Square Mall, Christopher, as he was called at the time, encountered a band of bears playing some Christmas songs. The boy chatted the director bear (called Leonard Bearstein) up, and being half-deaf from the cacophonic (read: shit) music they played, the stupid bear mistakenly named him "[[Christopher's name change|Christian]]".<br />
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The little autistic saw that as an "OMG sign from God!!!" and a few months later [[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES|got his name legally changed to "Christian"]]. And thus, as some researchers tend to think, has the epic saga of fail [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009|begun]].<br />
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===[[2004]]===<br />
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{{quote|[[Stress sigh|[Chris sighs] ]] Well, at this time of year, all I can say right now is... that I hope Santa will comply with my request and bring me... a pretty girlfriend. And so... happy holidays from... me, Christian Chandler — by the way, you can [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009|call my Chris]] in public—and... thank you.|Emo Chris, [[So Need a Cute Girl]].}}<br />
{{quote|I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to share my love, oh.<br>I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to kiss under the mistletoe.|Chris, the poetic [[geinus]].}}<br />
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This Christmas, Chris expected to get: a) a [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]] from "Santa Clause" [sic], b) an [[Chris and remorse|apology]] from [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Not surprisingly, he didn't get either, and became [[Stress|depressed]]. He recorded [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|a whiny video]] about [[Sarah Hammer]] and [[Wes Iseli]].<br />
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Earlier in December, he dedicated two different songs to the first of these two wishes: [[I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas]] (written on December 4) and [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]] (recorded on Christmas 20). The same day as the latter, Chris also recorded another song, the famous [[So Need a Cute Girl]], which was probably dedicated to the same thing.<br />
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If "Santa Clause" [sic] really exists, this proves that he's a major [[JERK]], or that he doesn't tie up girls and leave them under trees as gifts for horny manchildren.<br />
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====Video====<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Chandler Family Christmas 2004 part 1<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|O-MJoRzifVk}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[December 2004]]<br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Music_video|So Need A Cute Girl Music Video]]<br />
| next = [[Harvey_Birdman_Commercial#Chris.27s_entry|Harvey Birdman Commercial]]}}<br />
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====Transcript====<br />
Chris: 'Twas Christmas Day, and all through the house, the creatures that were stirring were my family, and me, and our two cats.<br />
[''camera pans around the junk in Chris's room'']<br />
We enter Christmas Day in my bedroom of wondrous... fun. 'Cause we have plenty of stuff around the house. On this day of.... Hwey-zeus's birth, upon the, uh, arrival of my doorstep, we find... a Snoopy house.<br />
[''camera zooms in on a toy Snoopy doghouse sitting on Chris' bed, which plays "Jingle Bells" when Chris activates it. The music plays throughout the res to the scene'']<br />
There we go.<br />
[''camera pans across the bed to a Spongebob Squarepants action figure'']<br />
Spongebob Squarepants! [''someone or something makes a weird AAAHHH noise''] And a tower of gifts.<br />
[''camera pans to a copy of "Sonic Advance 2"'']<br />
And a Gameboy Advance title.<br />
The camera turns around as if to leave.<br />
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[''jump cut'']<br />
Chris: And we wander upon our wonderous Christmas tree, with a star that was made so delicately. Delicately... and creatively.<br />
[''the camera zooms in on the tree's star, which is a rainbow-colored paper cutout, with Sonichu and Chris drawn on it'']<br />
With Pokemon hanging about.<br />
[''pan to a small wrapped present hanging in the tree'']<br />
And a Christmas present that was supposed to be for the girlfriend that Santa brought, but unfortunately... [''Camera pans to empty chair''] she didn't show. Well, upon this wondera Christmas Day, we see our two cute cats. <br />
[''Chris walks over past the fridge to where a cat is lying on the floor'']<br />
Hey, Desi. Desi! Eeeah. our cat's Desi.<br />
[''Chris starts to leave'']<br />
And Lucy's around somewhere.<br />
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[''jump cut'']<br />
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Chris: And now we wander in on my family! Say hello, Father!<br />
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Bob: (continuing to unwrap his food) Uh, yeah.<br />
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Chris: Makin' my Christmas movie!<br />
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Bob: I say you're wasting your chip.<br />
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Chris: But I'm going to put it onto VHS anyway.<br />
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Bob: I see. All right. [''Chris forges onward past Bob, through the proto-hoard, to focus the camera on a smaller electric Christmas tree.'']<br />
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Chris: A smaller Christmas tree down here. [''The camera pans left into a dark, Stygian abyss''] And our mother's asleep here in the dark area. [''Chris turns back to his father''] Would you care to share a Merry Christmas with the world, Father?<br />
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Bob: [''still preparing his breakfast''] Ho ho ho. I gotta share some breakfast.<br />
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Chris: Yup! You're having a great start.<br />
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Bob: [''finished unwrapping his French toast and now rummaging around for some plastic utensils''] Yup, found one.<br />
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[''jump cut'']<br />
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Chris: As we venture our way back upstairs to our room for breakfast and mirth, we find our other sweet cat, little miss Lucy. Hello sweetheart! Would you care to meow for your worldwide audience? [''Lucy studiously ignores Chris''] Come on, sweet kitty! Meow! Meeeow! What, are you camera-shy? 'Cause you look good on video. [''Lucy continues ignoring Chris and grooms herself''] Haha! You're such a sweet kitty.<br />
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[''jump cut'']<br />
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Chris: Now the family is up and about! Especially my mother! [''Chris walks up to Barb's couch''] Hello, Mother! Would you care to say something to the entire world?<br />
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Barb: ...Merry Christmas.<br />
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Chris: Yup! [''pans up to the window, where one of the cats is sitting''] This is Lucy in the window! I got you earlier, Lucy, but now you're sitting majestically on your windowsale! ... Hey Dad, look what I got! [''The camera turns to Bob, who is now sitting down in a chair'']<br />
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Bob: What's that? [''Chris waves the Snoopy toy from Scene 1 at him''] Looks like Snoopy.<br />
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Chris: [''fumbling with the toy''] Yeah. Here, let's-- here, watch this, Father. [''Chris activates the toy and it plays "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"''] It pops its head out... plays music.<br />
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Bob: I see.<br />
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Chris: Givin' you a little (gift?).<br />
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Bob: Yeah.<br />
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===[[2005]]===<br />
[[Image:0790-CMas05-5.jpg|right|thumb|Chris's Christmas 2k5]]<br />
{{quote|Although I really don't mean to be cold but please don't try and advance kissing on me please. The truth is I don't want a boyfriend because I don't desire and idolize boys like other girls. I enjoy being indepentant. So you see what I mean? It's certainly nothing personal towards you. I'm just a girl who doesn't care about loving guys. That doesn't mean I can't be friends with them though.|[[Megan]] on 20 December 2005, trying to be diplomatic with Chris.}}<br />
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Chris was probably [[stress]]ed as hell, because just a few days before his [[gal-pal]] and attempted [[sweetheart]] [[Megan Schroeder]] told him she doesn't like him [[Rape|trying to kiss her]], and that she [[Homo|doesn't want to have a boyfriend at all]]. Just to add insult to injury, "Santa Clause" [sic] brought him a shitty pirate ripoff instead of a genuine Lego set that year. No boyfriend-free girl under the tree this year either.<br />
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===[[2007]]===<br />
[[Image:Fakeout-makeout2.jpg|right|thumb|Chris and Kimmi.]]<br />
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On December 26, Chris bought himself [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend|a pretty girlfriend]] called [[Kimmi]], who would become a rival to his longtime [[Sex toys|artificial heartsweet]] [[Officer Nasty]], on [[Adamandeve.com]]. Probably because "Santa Clause" [sic] didn't bring him one this year, either.<br />
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To compliment the sex doll, Chris also bought a "Vintage XXX Cartoons DVD/CD", and received "XXX Pleasure Seekers DVD/CD" and "Playboy Magazine Digital Edition DVD/CD" for free. The fact that Chris specifically sought something as bizarre as vintage porn cartoons to [[mass debating|fap]] his crooked [[duck]] to, for some reason, sits fine with all the other weird aspects of his twisted personality.<br />
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However, being unsatisfied with fantasizing about naked women drawn in the 1960s, Chris went to Adamandeve.com again soon after New Year's Day, and purchased some more XXX-rated Holiday Gifts for himself. These include: a "2008 Adam & Eve Calendar", a "[[Card games|Romance Roulette Card Game]]" (which Chris probably plays as [[Virgin with Rage|solitaire]]), and, the strangest one of the bunch, a "Carmen Boob Mousepad", whatever that is. He also got some free items as well, namely a "XXX Pleasure Seekers DVD/CD" and, most notably, the infamous "Anal Love Beads", which would become a popular theme for [[trolling]] Chris in the upcoming year.<br />
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===[[2008]]===<br />
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Chris got "a couple of [[DVD]]s, Bee Movie on Blu-Ray, [[Obesity|assorted chocolates]] and [[Bob Walks In|a calming family moment]]" ([[IRC (28 December 2008)]]); in Chris's words, it was "simple, nothing extravagant". Bob outdid himself with a gift to [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] overshadowing Sonichu in over-the-top symbolism. "He gave her an arranged box of ornaments, with tags attached to them; each one representing her blessings; three angels, me, dad and my half-bro, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]]. Ones for [[Ruckersville]], Red Oak, [[Chandler Cats|our cats]], and one for her." (Chris, on [[IRC (27 December 2008)]]).<br />
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===[[2009]]===<br />
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Chris took the time to send [[Kill De Jack|warm wishes]] to a [[Jack Thaddeus|dear friend]]. He also received chocolate and [[video games]] from [[Mailbag 24|his family]]. <br />
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===[[2010]]===<br />
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Not much is known of how Chris spent Christmas this years. All that we know for sure is that for this Christmas he asked for all websites he sees as defamatory against him, such as the CWCki and [[ED]], to disappear.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 24]]</ref> He bought a ton of games in [[January 2011]], so he probably got PSN vouchers.<br />
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===[[2011]]===<br />
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Due to [[28 October 2011|Chris' decision to trespass at The Game Place and Barb's decision to assault an officer]], Chris's Christmas in 2011 was spent amid court appearances and the fear of potentially going to jail. It was also Chris's first Christmas sans-Bob.<br />
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===[[2012]]===<br />
It's not known what Chris did, but he uploaded [[Bob]]'s jazz marathon a few days beforehand.<br />
{{Quote|I offer for all the complete set of songs and intros from the 1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon that my father hosted and played music of Jugs, Kazzoos and Washboards, Blues and Boogie-Woogie, plus three more hours of good jazz that was recorded with it on the original 6 Hour VHS.<br />
http://rapidshare.com/files/3812165045/1990%20WTJU%20Jazz%20Marathon.zip<br />
Merry Christmas.|[[Facebook]], 20 [[December 2012]]}}<br />
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On the 21st, he watched [[Wikipedia:2012 (film)|''2012'']] and thanked God and Jesus that the [[Wikipedia:2012 phenomenon|world didn't end]], which must have brightened up his Christmas.<br />
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A few days after Chris seemed miserable, saying ''"I am back to the same old feelings; lonely, depressed, etc. makes me almost wish the world had ended, so I wouldn't have to continue feeling the pain. I desperately require my true (future) Sweetheart-to-be AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN..."''<ref>[[2013 Imgur Leak]]</ref> Apparently again Santa didn't bring him a pretty girlfriend.<br />
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===[[2013]]===<br />
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Nothing but a few PS3 games. No Life Upgrade Upgrade and still no sweetheart from the ground-up.<br />
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===[[2014]]===<br />
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Chris requested much-needed [[Lego]] sets, and even suggested prank gifts for [[trolls]] to send him. The day after Christmas, however, Chris would go to a local [[GameStop]], attempt to deface a Sonic Boom display, and try to mace an employee before getting arrested . . . again. Whether or not Chris's behavior is a result of a disappointing Christmas gift turnout is currently unknown.<br />
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==References==<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Chris and religion]]<br />
*"[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]"<br />
*"[[I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas]]"<br />
*[[Holiday Greetings]]<br />
*"[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas]]"<br />
*[[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]<br />
*[[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas|A Very ''Asperchu'' Christmas]]<br />
*[[Halloween]]<br />
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[[Image:MerryCWCmas.jpg|right|thumb|Merry C-Mas to all the [[troll]]s, [[JERKS]], [[homos]], [[niggos]] and [[jerkop]]s out there!]]<br />
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'''Christmas''', or as [[Chris]] sometimes [[CWC-isms|idiotically calls it]], '''C-Mas''',<ref>[[Sonichu's News Dash]]</ref> is one of our hero's favorite of all holidays. He always celebrates it at [[14 Branchland Court|home]] with his family, and often mentions it in his comics and videos.<br />
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==Christmas in the Chandler family==<br />
[[Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|right|thumb|Bob and lil' Chris remembering Jesus.]]<br />
{{quote|We celebrate like normal; a decorated tree, get-together, remembering [[Jesus]] and all.|ChrisChanSonichu, [[Mailbag 2#Holidays with the Chandlers|Mailbag #2]].}}<br />
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Despite Chris's insistence that Christmas is a time for family, [[Cole Smithey]], an atheist, does not take part in the traditional Chandler family celebrations, instead staying with his wife's family in California.<ref>[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]</ref><br />
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As evidenced by videos like [[100 2281]] and [[Tour of Chris's House]], the Chandlers keep a Christmas tree and decorations in their [[kitchen]] year-round because they are too lazy to change it.<br />
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[[File:CWCmasStockings.jpg|right|thumb|The stockings were hung from the chimney with care.]]<br />
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==Santa Claus'''''e''''' [sic]==<br />
[[Image:ChrisSanta.jpg|right|thumb|Chris wishes he were as much of a man as Mr. "Clause" is.]]<br />
{{quote|[2008-12-15 07::03:20] EXKeine: Christmas is coming up, so... do you believe in Santa Claus?<br>[2008-12-15 07::03:40] ChrisChanSonichu: yep.|Chris on Santa Clause [sic], [[IRC (15 December 2008)]].}}<br />
{{quote|It’s been over a week since my [[PVCC|SUSPENSION]]; I am [[Stress|DEPRESSED]], [[Love Quest|LONELY]], SAD and BORED! I have [[Attraction Location|nowhere to go]] to attract a [[Boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend-Free woman]]. I’ll be writing to Santa Clause [sic] this year, hoping that will bring me one. (8(|[[CWC's Diary]] for September 26, 2004, Chris acting like the 22-year-old grown-up man he is.}}<br />
{{quote|Or for— since it's Christmas time, let's make like I'm Mister— yo' Misses Claus. I have a...good ole heat, 'cuz I took...a bit o'...[[Chris and sex|Viagra]]. Bam, ba-bam, bam, ho, ho-OH!|Chris RPing as The Man, [[iPods Down and Listen Up]].}}<br />
{{quote|I did not say that I was taking Viagra; I was stating that in that role-play, Santa would be taking that.|Chris, [[Mailbag 20#Viagra roleplay and something about Santa Claus|Mailbag #20]], on Kris Kringle's erectile dysfunction.}}<br />
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"Santa Clause" [[Chris and English|[sic]]] (not to be confused with [[wikipedia:The Santa Clause|the Tim Allen movie that uses this spelling]]) is a legendary character associated with Christmas, whom many Western children believe in. <br />
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According to surveys, most of these same children stop believing in Santa around the age of four, often when they find out it was actually [[Bob Chandler|their father]] with a [[Rollin' and Trollin'|fake beard]]. However, Chris claims that he still believes in "Santa Clause" [sic], despite being technically 28 years old. He even put Santa's name on his [[JERKS#The List Of Males Chris Doesn't Hate|List Of Males Chris Doesn't Hate]], which may imply that he: a) believes "Santa Clause" [sic] is real, b) believes Santa is a manly male man capable of landing himself a girlfriend (see also the [[Mailbag 20#Viagra roleplay and something about Santa Claus|Mailbag quote]] above). Also worth of note is the fact that Chris chose to put Santa's name on the list before [[God]] and [[Jesus]]...because, come on, these two [[JERKS]] never brought him even the tiniest presents!<br />
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Of course, all this doesn't necessarily mean that Chris actually ''does'' believe in Santa. Chris probably maintains this line because he ''wants'' to believe it and maintain memories of the happy Christmases of his childhood. For Chris, who still plays with da [[Lego]]s, professing a belief in Santa is "cute" and shows that he is "young at heart", one of his favorite traits. <br />
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In a 2010 [[Jackie e-mails Part 1|e-mail exchange]] with a woman, Chris stated that he [[Honor roll|learned]] Santa wasn't real around age fifteen or sixteen, but finally "gave up on him" at 24 after he failed to bring him a girlfriend for the third year in a row.<br />
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==Presents Chris gives, wishes for, and receives==<br />
[[Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg|right|thumb|Chris's Christmas '95]]<br />
[[Image:0128-Christmas96-6.jpg|right|thumb|Chris's Christmas '96]]<br />
{{quote|My father likes Brach's Maple Nut Goodies, and my mother likes chocolate, so some edible treats of that variety is [[Obesity|a good suggestion]].|[[Mailbag 6#For the man who has everything|Mailbag #6]], on what he planned to give his parents for Christmas, 2009.}}<br />
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==Christmas-related songs and merch==<br />
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Chris also got the name of his [[Lovely Weather|future wife]] from singing a 1950's Christmas song over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over, which actually [[Autism|says a lot about Chris]].<br />
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He also seems to have an affinity for the song "[[Wikipedia:Deck the Halls|Deck the Halls]]", as he raged like an idiot because the word [[homos|gay]] should only be used in context of "happy", as in the song.<ref>[[IRC (02 January 2009)]]</ref><br />
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==Other confessions==<br />
Being the totally sensitive and tolerant person he is, Chris in his ''[[Sonichu]]'' Christmas special (the [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|text]] and [[Sonichu 11|comic]] versions) mentions the ways [[CWCville]] citizens of different faiths (that is, "Jewish folk", Buddhists, possibly [[Niggos|black people]], and "a few humbuggers") celebrate their own wacky versions of Christmas.<br />
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===Haunaka/Chaunaka/Konica/Chanukkah [sic/sic/sic/sic]===<br />
{{quote|Cera continues with a question, holding a cookie in a zip-loc bag, "I've invited Kevin too; do you think he'll like this candle-shaped cookie I made for him? He told me he was Jewish, and I thought it would be appropriate." Rosechu replies, "I think he'll love it. You have made it really special with the white frosting for the wax and the yellow for the flame. Uh, what kind of cookie was it again?" "Vanilla", replies Cera, "I felt it best to keep it neutral, in case he was allergic to the peanut butter or chocolate." "Very Smart," says Rosechu with a smile, exchanging a high-five with Cera.|''[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas]]'', Act I}}<br />
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"[[IRC (22 December 2008)|Haunaka]]"/"[[IRC (22 December 2008)|Chaunaka]]"/"[[Holiday Greetings|Konica]]"/"[[Shout out to Fans in Hospital|Chanukkah]]"/whatever, is a holiday [[CWCville]] "Jewish folk" celebrate while most other citizens celebrate Christmas. On December 12, members of the CWCville Jewish diaspora set up "Menorah candles" (the "Haunaka" [sic] Menorah candelabrum has 7 candles in it, while the traditional Menorah used on Hanukkah, called a "Hanukkiah", has 9) instead of Christmas Trees, with dreidels lying under them. Since the candle-related symbolism is very much present in the RL Hanukkah rituals, it's in good taste to give CWCville Jews anything candle-related as a gift. E.g., when [[Sonichu]]'s daughter [[Cerah Rosey]] baked cookies for her friends, she decided to make her Jewish friend Kevin a candle-shaped one, because Jews love to be distinguished from other people on any occasions based solely on their faith, and would take deep offense in receiving a normal nothing-special-shaped cookie as a gift! That Cerah couldn't choose a more obvious Hanukkah symbol (such as a Menorah or a dreidel) over a ''generic candle'' shows that Cerah has extremely poor knowledge of even the most basic of Jewish traditions known in the Gentile world. That, and she's an ignorant retard like Grandpa.<br />
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In fact, there actually is a tradition of eating ''fried'' foods on Hanukkah, and vanilla is one of the allowed ingredients used in making them. Not that Chris knows anything about this, mind you - he just wanted to make sure that the cookie was hypoallergenic. Because Jews are sickly Melvins who have many allergies, you see.<br />
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In [[IRC (22 December 2008)]] Chris listed "Haunaka" and "Chaunaka" as two different holidays, probably belonging to different religions. In his [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital]], he does nearly the same thing, saying "happy Hanukkah, Chanukkah, all the other holidays to everybody of other religions".<br />
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===Jolly Buddah [sic]===<br />
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{{quote|Christmas Trees are abound most everywhere: in the homes of the townfolk, [[CWCville Mall|in the stores]], [[CWCville Mayoral Office|in the offices]], and the biggest one in the center of [[McIntire Park|CWC-Central Park]]. Some have Menorah Candles, or even a Jolly Buddah [sic].|[[Sonichu 11|A Sonichu Christmas]] (the comic version)}}<br />
{{quote|All the churches are full with all the believers, be they Christians, Jewish folk, Buddhists, and such.|[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas]] (the text version)}}<br />
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From what we know, Buddhism is one of the religions Chris tolerates, and so he sometimes mentions it as a display of his "religious sensitivity". However, he probably doesn't know jack shit about Buddhism, and assumes that since Buddhists are all "good-hearted believers", they undoubtedly should celebrate Christmas in some way! So, in [[CWCville]], Buddhists celebrate their Buddhist Christmas by going to their Buddhist churches on starting December 12, and having a "Jolly Buddah" instead of a Christmas Tree.<br />
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By coincidence, Christmas is actually a popular holiday in some primarily Buddhist countries (such as [[anime|Japan]]). However, it's rare for celebrators to give the time special religious significance specific to their religion. Similar to how Halloween is celebrated in America based solely on the customs with practically no emphasis on the religious practices that started the holiday, so too do many Buddhists enjoy Christmas just as an excuse to put up lights and give each other gifts.<br />
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===Kawanza [sic]===<br />
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Little is known of what Chris thinks about [[Wikipedia:Kwanzaa|"Kawanza"]] [sic] and the related rituals, except that he [[IRC (22 December 2008)|once]] congratulated his [[trolls]] with this holiday (among others), misspelling its name in the process.<br />
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===Other faiths===<br />
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Chris doesn't say (or care, probably), what Muslims, Orthodox Christians, Hindus, Sikhs, Jains, Baha'is or Atheists do in CWCville on Christmas Day. Probably they're the "few humbuggers" whom Chris derides for not celebrating C-mas/Haunaka/Kawanza/whatever those wacky Buddhists celebrate.<br />
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==Notable Christmases in Chris's life==<br />
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===1989 or 1992===<br />
[[Image:BearsteinbyChris.jpg|right|thumb|GodBear, directing his Chorus of AngelBears]]<br />
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On Christmas Day, 1992 (other sources claim it happened in [[1989]]), Chris got probably the most dumbfounding present in his whole life, and from [[Christopher's name change|GodBear]] himself, no less. While strolling with [[Bob Chandler|his father]] through the Regency Square Mall, Christopher, as he was called at the time, encountered a band of bears playing some Christmas songs. The boy chatted the director bear (called Leonard Bearstein) up, and being half-deaf from the cacophonic (read: shit) music they played, the stupid bear mistakenly named him "[[Christopher's name change|Christian]]".<br />
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The little autistic saw that as an "OMG sign from God!!!" and a few months later [[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES|got his name legally changed to "Christian"]]. And thus, as some researchers tend to think, has the epic saga of fail [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009|begun]].<br />
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===[[2004]]===<br />
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{{quote|[[Stress sigh|[Chris sighs] ]] Well, at this time of year, all I can say right now is... that I hope Santa will comply with my request and bring me... a pretty girlfriend. And so... happy holidays from... me, Christian Chandler — by the way, you can [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009|call my Chris]] in public—and... thank you.|Emo Chris, [[So Need a Cute Girl]].}}<br />
{{quote|I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to share my love, oh.<br>I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to kiss under the mistletoe.|Chris, the poetic [[geinus]].}}<br />
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This Christmas, Chris expected to get: a) a [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]] from "Santa Clause" [sic], b) an [[Chris and remorse|apology]] from [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Not surprisingly, he didn't get either, and became [[Stress|depressed]]. He recorded [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|a whiny video]] about [[Sarah Hammer]] and [[Wes Iseli]].<br />
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Earlier in December, he dedicated two different songs to the first of these two wishes: [[I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas]] (written on December 4) and [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]] (recorded on Christmas 20). The same day as the latter, Chris also recorded another song, the famous [[So Need a Cute Girl]], which was probably dedicated to the same thing.<br />
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If "Santa Clause" [sic] really exists, this proves that he's a major [[JERK]], or that he doesn't tie up girls and leave them under trees as gifts for horny manchildren.<br />
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====Video====<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Chandler Family Christmas 2004 part 1<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|O-MJoRzifVk}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[December 2004]]<br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Music_video|So Need A Cute Girl Music Video]]<br />
| next = [[Harvey_Birdman_Commercial#Chris.27s_entry|Harvey Birdman Commercial]]}}<br />
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====Transcript====<br />
Chris: 'Twas Christmas Day, and all through the house, the creatures that were stirring were my family, and me, and our two cats.<br />
[''camera pans around the junk in Chris's room'']<br />
We enter Christmas Day in my bedroom of wondrous... fun. 'Cause we have plenty of stuff around the house. On this day of.... Hwey-zeus's birth, upon the, uh, arrival of my doorstep, we find... a Snoopy house.<br />
[''camera zooms in on a toy Snoopy doghouse sitting on Chris' bed, which plays "Jingle Bells" when Chris activates it. The music plays throughout the res to the scene'']<br />
There we go.<br />
[''camera pans across the bed to a Spongebob Squarepants action figure'']<br />
Spongebob Squarepants! [''someone or something makes a weird AAAHHH noise''] And a tower of gifts.<br />
[''camera pans to a copy of "Sonic Advance 2"'']<br />
And a Gameboy Advance title.<br />
The camera turns around as if to leave.<br />
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[''jump cut'']<br />
Chris: And we wander upon our wonderous Christmas tree, with a star that was made so delicately. Delicately... and creatively.<br />
[''the camera zooms in on the tree's star, which is a rainbow-colored paper cutout, with Sonichu and Chris drawn on it'']<br />
With Pokemon hanging about.<br />
[''pan to a small wrapped present hanging in the tree'']<br />
And a Christmas present that was supposed to be for the girlfriend that Santa brought, but unfortunately... [''Camera pans to empty chair''] she didn't show. Well, upon this wondera Christmas Day, we see our two cute cats. <br />
[''Chris walks over past the fridge to where a cat is lying on the floor'']<br />
Hey, Desi. Desi! Eeeah. our cat's Desi.<br />
[''Chris starts to leave'']<br />
And Lucy's around somewhere.<br />
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[''jump cut'']<br />
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Chris: And now we wander in on my family! Say hello, Father!<br />
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Bob: (continuing to unwrap his food) Uh, yeah.<br />
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Chris: Makin' my Christmas movie!<br />
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Bob: I say you're wasting your chip.<br />
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Chris: But I'm going to put it onto VHS anyway.<br />
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Bob: I see. All right. [''Chris forges onward past Bob, through the proto-hoard, to focus the camera on a smaller electric Christmas tree.'']<br />
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Chris: A smaller Christmas tree down here. [''The camera pans left into a dark, Stygian abyss''] And our mother's asleep here in the dark area. [''Chris turns back to his father''] Would you care to share a Merry Christmas with the world, Father?<br />
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Bob: [''still preparing his breakfast''] Ho ho ho. I gotta share some breakfast.<br />
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Chris: Yup! You're having a great start.<br />
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Bob: [''finished unwrapping his French toast and now rummaging around for some plastic utensils''] Yup, found one.<br />
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[''jump cut'']<br />
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Chris: As we venture our way back upstairs to our room for breakfast and mirth, we find our other sweet cat, little miss Lucy. Hello sweetheart! Would you care to meow for your worldwide audience? [''Lucy studiously ignores Chris''] Come on, sweet kitty! Meow! Meeeow! What, are you camera-shy? 'Cause you look good on video. [''Lucy continues ignoring Chris and grooms herself''] Haha! You're such a sweet kitty.<br />
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[''jump cut'']<br />
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Chris: Now the family is up and about! Especially my mother! [''Chris walks up to Barb's couch''] Hello, Mother! Would you care to say something to the entire world?<br />
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Barb: ...Merry Christmas.<br />
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Chris: Yup! [''pans up to the window, where one of the cats is sitting''] This is Lucy in the window! I got you earlier, Lucy, but now you're sitting majestically on your windowsale! ... Hey Dad, look what I got! [''The camera turns to Bob, who is now sitting down in a chair'']<br />
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Bob: What's that? [''Chris waves the Snoopy toy from Scene 1 at him''] Looks like Snoopy.<br />
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Chris: [''fumbling with the toy''] Yeah. Here, let's-- here, watch this, Father. [''Chris activates the toy and it plays "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"''] It pops its head out... plays music.<br />
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Bob: I see.<br />
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Chris: Givin' you a little (gift?).<br />
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Bob: Yeah.<br />
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===[[2005]]===<br />
[[Image:0790-CMas05-5.jpg|right|thumb|Chris's Christmas 2k5]]<br />
{{quote|Although I really don't mean to be cold but please don't try and advance kissing on me please. The truth is I don't want a boyfriend because I don't desire and idolize boys like other girls. I enjoy being indepentant. So you see what I mean? It's certainly nothing personal towards you. I'm just a girl who doesn't care about loving guys. That doesn't mean I can't be friends with them though.|[[Megan]] on 20 December 2005, trying to be diplomatic with Chris.}}<br />
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Chris was probably [[stress]]ed as hell, because just a few days before his [[gal-pal]] and attempted [[sweetheart]] [[Megan Schroeder]] told him she doesn't like him [[Rape|trying to kiss her]], and that she [[Homo|doesn't want to have a boyfriend at all]]. Just to add insult to injury, "Santa Clause" [sic] brought him a shitty pirate ripoff instead of a genuine Lego set that year. No boyfriend-free girl under the tree this year either.<br />
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===[[2007]]===<br />
[[Image:Fakeout-makeout2.jpg|right|thumb|Chris and Kimmi.]]<br />
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On December 26, Chris bought himself [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend|a pretty girlfriend]] called [[Kimmi]], who would become a rival to his longtime [[Sex toys|artificial heartsweet]] [[Officer Nasty]], on [[Adamandeve.com]]. Probably because "Santa Clause" [sic] didn't bring him one this year, either.<br />
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To compliment the sex doll, Chris also bought a "Vintage XXX Cartoons DVD/CD", and received "XXX Pleasure Seekers DVD/CD" and "Playboy Magazine Digital Edition DVD/CD" for free. The fact that Chris specifically sought something as bizarre as vintage porn cartoons to [[mass debating|fap]] his crooked [[duck]] to, for some reason, sits fine with all the other weird aspects of his twisted personality.<br />
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However, being unsatisfied with fantasizing about naked women drawn in the 1960s, Chris went to Adamandeve.com again soon after New Year's Day, and purchased some more XXX-rated Holiday Gifts for himself. These include: a "2008 Adam & Eve Calendar", a "[[Card games|Romance Roulette Card Game]]" (which Chris probably plays as [[Virgin with Rage|solitaire]]), and, the strangest one of the bunch, a "Carmen Boob Mousepad", whatever that is. He also got some free items as well, namely a "XXX Pleasure Seekers DVD/CD" and, most notably, the infamous "Anal Love Beads", which would become a popular theme for [[trolling]] Chris in the upcoming year.<br />
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===[[2008]]===<br />
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Chris got "a couple of [[DVD]]s, Bee Movie on Blu-Ray, [[Obesity|assorted chocolates]] and [[Bob Walks In|a calming family moment]]" ([[IRC (28 December 2008)]]); in Chris's words, it was "simple, nothing extravagant". Bob outdid himself with a gift to [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] overshadowing Sonichu in over-the-top symbolism. "He gave her an arranged box of ornaments, with tags attached to them; each one representing her blessings; three angels, me, dad and my half-bro, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]]. Ones for [[Ruckersville]], Red Oak, [[Chandler Cats|our cats]], and one for her." (Chris, on [[IRC (27 December 2008)]]).<br />
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===[[2009]]===<br />
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Chris took the time to send [[Kill De Jack|warm wishes]] to a [[Jack Thaddeus|dear friend]]. He also received chocolate and [[video games]] from [[Mailbag 24|his family]]. <br />
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===[[2010]]===<br />
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Not much is known of how Chris spent Christmas this years. All that we know for sure is that for this Christmas he asked for all websites he sees as defamatory against him, such as the CWCki and [[ED]], to disappear.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 24]]</ref> He bought a ton of games in [[January 2011]], so he probably got PSN vouchers.<br />
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===[[2011]]===<br />
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Due to [[28 October 2011|Chris' decision to trespass at The Game Place and Barb's decision to assault an officer]], Chris's Christmas in 2011 was spent amid court appearances and the fear of potentially going to jail. It was also Chris's first Christmas sans-Bob.<br />
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===[[2012]]===<br />
It's not known what Chris did, but he uploaded [[Bob]]'s jazz marathon a few days beforehand.<br />
{{Quote|I offer for all the complete set of songs and intros from the 1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon that my father hosted and played music of Jugs, Kazzoos and Washboards, Blues and Boogie-Woogie, plus three more hours of good jazz that was recorded with it on the original 6 Hour VHS.<br />
http://rapidshare.com/files/3812165045/1990%20WTJU%20Jazz%20Marathon.zip<br />
Merry Christmas.|[[Facebook]], 20 [[December 2012]]}}<br />
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On the 21st, he watched [[Wikipedia:2012 (film)|''2012'']] and thanked God and Jesus that the [[Wikipedia:2012 phenomenon|world didn't end]], which must have brightened up his Christmas.<br />
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A few days after Chris seemed miserable, saying ''"I am back to the same old feelings; lonely, depressed, etc. makes me almost wish the world had ended, so I wouldn't have to continue feeling the pain. I desperately require my true (future) Sweetheart-to-be AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN..."''<ref>[[2013 Imgur Leak]]</ref> Apparently again Santa didn't bring him a pretty girlfriend.<br />
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===[[2013]]===<br />
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Nothing but a few PS3 games. No Life Upgrade Upgrade and still no sweetheart from the ground-up.<br />
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===[[2014]]===<br />
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Chris requested much-needed [[Lego]] sets, and even suggested prank gifts for [[trolls]] to send him. Two days after Christmas, however, Chris would go to a local [[GameStop]], attempt to deface a Sonic Boom display, and try to mace an employee before getting arrested . . . again. Whether or not Chris's behavior is a result of a disappointing Christmas gift turnout is currently unknown.<br />
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==References==<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Chris and religion]]<br />
*"[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]"<br />
*"[[I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas]]"<br />
*[[Holiday Greetings]]<br />
*"[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas]]"<br />
*[[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]<br />
*[[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas|A Very ''Asperchu'' Christmas]]<br />
*[[Halloween]]<br />
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[[Image:116-CWCCop.jpg|thumb|Chris aways keeps an eye out for criminal scum who would dare steal [[Sonichu]].]]<br />
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'''Laws''' are rules established by a society to protect its members and ensure the orderly function of society. Their observance is usually maintained by [[Jerkop|law enforcement]] and penalties are placed on those who disobey the laws.<br />
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For [[Chris]], however, these just serve as another deterrent in his endless quest for [[china]].<br />
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==Understanding==<br />
{{quote|I have been giving him reasons since the police came in June of [[2008]], and nothing has sunken into that [[Hello, Juffalo|clown head]] of his.|[[Michael Snyder]]<ref><s>[http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=6odVsyr3I40]</s> (the video is fine, but that comment is no longer present as of Jun 2014)</ref>}}<br />
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[[Image:Impliedshooting.jpg|thumb|left|Brutality- [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Godmode!Chris]]'s solution to Law Enforcement.]]<br />
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Like his grip on [[Chris and reality|reality]], Chris's understanding of the law is uneasy at best, and dangerously naïve at worst. He regularly threatens trolls with legal action, and makes no distinction in severity between a troll [[Ivy Q&A|threatening violence]] against Chris and a troll uploading a harmless picture of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle]] to the Internet. As a matter of fact, Chris himself is prone to making [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|extremely violent threats]], such as [[Sign Destruction Video|threatening to murder]] [[Vivian]] and her entire family because of the [[audiobooks]]. He's done everything from calling the police to convincing his father to write to then-[[George W. Bush|President Bush]] in an attempt to get rid of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page. He has even attempted (poorly) to impersonate the President in a hilarious attempt to convince the trolls at ED to take down his page,<ref><s>http://encyclopediadramatica.es/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997405266</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)</ref> and has attempted to contact current [[Barack Obama|President Obama]] to stop people from posting gay ads. Chris also believes that the laws in [[CWCville]] and the laws stated in [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] should be enforced ''in real life.''<ref>[[Mailbag 55#Draconian fun!]]</ref><br />
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Chris himself doesn't have much respect for laws and rules, at least when [[Chris and hypocrisy|their enforcement inconveniences him]]. During his time at [[Get-Tar Region|Target]] he didn't see anything wrong with exploiting the free refill policy and loitering for hours at a time in a privately-owned establishment while harassing female customers and apparently [[Attraction Sign|soliciting sex]]. Chris feels that his [[Virgin with rage|emotional state]] entirely justifies his actions at times, stating in [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]] that he should be excused for disturbing the peace by literally shouting "NOOOOOOO!" loudly in the middle of a crowded mall.<ref>[[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"]]</ref><br />
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Self-contradictory to a fault, though, Chris is happy to meticulously follow some laws while ignoring others at the same time. In [[Sonichu Special 4]], his cartoon avatar makes a point of obeying the speed limit... while on his way to confront [[Liquid Chris]] and commit assault with a [[Megatron Pistol|deadly weapon]] upon him. Any intelligent and decent person could tell you which of these laws is more important, but Chris is neither intelligent nor decent. In a [[May 2010]] video, Chris states that he believes a man who brutally beat his girlfriend to death with his bare hands deserved twenty years in prison for his crimes, which is just twice the penalty he wants for [[Tobacky|smoking]].<ref>[[05142010]]</ref><br />
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In addition, Chris has very little respect for [[Jerkop|those who enforce the law]]:<br />
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{{quote|Verbal Combat had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many “[[Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha]]s.” I nearly backed up onto him with my car, and I gave him another finger. Then I dashed off.|Excerpt from Chris's [[CWC's Diary|diary]]}}<br />
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The above quote pretty much defines Chris's attitude towards law enforcement officials. He feels that it is completely appropriate to flip off, insult, and [[lie]] to people who are simply doing their jobs. And, of course, as any rational person (i.e. anyone who's not Chris) would understand, running away from law enforcement officials is a seriously bad idea. Chris is truly a rebel without a cause or effect.<br />
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The correspondence with Jackie revealed that in the trial on the [[Target]] incident, Chris thought that his work with the [[The_GAMe_PLACe#Chris_the_TCG_gamer|Pokémon TCG League]] let him off the hook.<ref>[[Jackie e-mails Part 2#Chris_lies_about_The_Game_Place]]</ref> In reality, the court probably acquitted him either on a technicality or insufficient evidence. Chris probably mentioned the volunteer work because he believed a person's merits, no matter how unrelated, would automatically make one innocent of all charges. It is also telling that he recounted the charge as "Soliciting", whereas the actual charge was "Disorderly Conduct"; he feels that he was only persecuted because of his [[Love Quest]] efforts, and not because he was tard raging.<br />
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Of interesting note, is that contrary to Chris's [[Women's rights|general]] [[Homos|political]] [[Niggos|views]], he seems to be in favor, or at least accepting of gun control legislation.<ref>[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]</ref> Whether or not he has a firm understanding of what he's saying, it's at the very least a more rational stance than [[Wikipedia:Alex Jones (radio host)|certain other obese manchildren who make a living off posting angry videos of themselves on the internet]].<br />
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==Legal troubles==<br />
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The following is a list of incident Chris had with the law. This list may not be complete; in a telephone conversation with [[Ivy]] in 2009, [[Bob]] told her that Chris had in the past six or seven incidents with the law,<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#The end]]</ref> and yet this article lists only three incidents that precede 2010.<br />
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===2004===<br />
On 11 September [[2004]], Chris was detained at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] for loitering, and continually arguing with the staff over a number of months. The incident is depicted in [[Sub-Episode 1]]. Chris was banned from returning to the mall on his own and without his parents' company. However, it appears that this ban was lifted or ignored soon afterward.<br />
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On 20 July [[2005]], Chris was charged with disorderly conduct<ref name="2005 Disorderly Conduct">[[:File:20050720-GC05009339-00.png|Disorderly conduct charge, 20 July 2005]]</ref> and trespassing<ref name="2005 Trespassing">[[:File:20050720-GC05009340-00.png|Trespassing charge, 20 July 2005]]</ref> at Target, as depicted in [[Sub-Episode 7]] and [[Sub-Episode 8]]. After two hearings,<ref name="2005 Disorderly Conduct" /><ref name="2005 Trespassing" /> prosecutors chose to drop the case and Chris was not punished.<br />
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Five days later, Chris caused an auto accident when he followed another car too closely and rear-ended it. This went to court on 12 September 2005.<ref name="2005 Following Too Close">[[:File:20050728-GT05011195-00.png|Following too close, 28 July 2005]]</ref> He was fined $30 and had to pay $56 in court costs.<br />
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===2010===<br />
Chris's various run-ins at [[The GAMe PLACe]] have resulted in the cops being called on him a couple times. At least once after Chris called in his parents after he was initially banned from the location and tried to weasel his way back in, and again when he trespassed on the property, though he wasn't charged with anything on either occasion.<ref>[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]</ref><br />
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On 4 [[June 2010]], Chris made yet another pilgrimage to The GAMe PLACe. Chris was armed with his camera, and while Mike was concerned that Chris wanted pictures of his daughter for [[Mass Debating|disturbing reasons]], Chris maintains that he merely wanted a picture of Mike [[Death threats|for use as a dartboard]]. Still disturbing, but in entirely different ways. Chris was caught in the parking lot despite trying to run away, and was questioned by the police, who made him delete the pictures he had taken, and basically told him to quit his shit. Chris made his [[6 June 2010]] video in response to these events.<br />
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===2011===<br />
In a [[May 2011]] [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] post, Chris said that he has begun to use the ladies' restroom at his local mall while dressed in drag; he recounts an incident in which ''"a woman complains and tattles on me, and a [[JERK|stereotypical Brute male]] shouts me out. I felt embarassed. When in skirt, I am still gonna go to the Ladies, because there is no goin' back for me."'' This supposed brute male may or may not have been with [[Jerkop|mall security]].<br />
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In his [[Calling Out|three new videos]] posted after 8-month-long hiatus from YouTube he tries to do something which some viewers of ''The Chandler Show'' believe to be blackmail. Chris admitted it by typing word ''blackmail'' in tags for last of them; however trolls hoping for a lawsuit [[saga]] shouldn't get their hopes up, because it's unlikely any of the [[trolls]] threatened by it would want to report him, given that they've all been trying to get him back onto the internet for months and wouldn't want to drive him off again. Not to mention Chris probably doesn't have anything on them at all. Note that under Virginia law, his demands are more likely to be considered extortion (still a class five felony) rather than blackmail.<br />
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In the same video, Chris also point blank accused [[Michael Snyder]] of molesting his own daughter, all while admitting that he doesn't have any concrete proof of his allegation. Given how prone he is to accusing others of slandering him (aka pointing out his bad qualities that are extremely evident to everyone but Chris), Chris's accusations are very hypocritical. If Michael Snyder did want to sue Chris in civil court, he would indeed have a case against him as Chris's allegations are textbook defamation. However, it's questionable what Snyder would win in litigation, aside from a [[PS3]], numerous children's [[toys]] and the five or so dollars in Chris's bank account.<br />
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On [[28 October 2011]], Chris ended up in the worst possible scenario, netting a felony charge and two misdemeanors in what appears to be a ''third'' attempt to enter the GAMe PLACe. It appears that the Virginia justice system had finally run out of patience.<br />
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As a direct result of his October 28 run in with Michael Snyder, Chris had found both himself and his [[barb|mother]] on the receiving end of a civil suit. Having been sentenced to community service and put under a probation, and being charged with paying Snyder's medical bills, this may very well have been the first time that he has felt ramifications for his accusations and threats. However, it is much more likely that he simply [[Chris and his Ego|doesn't care]], or still feels as if he were the [[Kick the Autistic|real victim]] in all of this.<br />
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===2012===<br />
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On 4 [[February 2012]], it was revealed on his [[Facebook]] that Chris no longer has respect for ''any'' sort of law enforcement after the events of [[28 October 2011]], officially deeming everyone who upholds the law a [[Jerkop]]. At the same time, he revealed another encounter with the boys in blue that day. As he attempted to pass out fliers while at the mall, encouraging others to stay away from the Game Place, two Jerkops (or as Chris puts it, "a Jerkop and an accomplice") approach him. Despite the officers simply wanting to talk to him and letting him know he wasn't in any trouble, Chris's paranoia kicked in and he ran. While the story Chris gives seem to hint that the officers just wanted to tell him to knock off the distribution of fliers, Chris believed otherwise, citing that one of them called out his name and making him think they wanted to post another encounter with him on the Internet. He escaped by diving into a Mitsubishi, most likely replacing the dying piece of scrap that is [[Son-Chu]], and driving off.<br />
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On the 12th April, Chris [[Virgin_with_rage#No_longer_a_virgin_.28no_word_on_the_rage.29|announced the loss of his virginity]], giving off strong hints that he had slept with a hired prostitute. He all but [[Facebook#Hey.2C_Trollies|confirmed this]] on the 1st May, when he said that he 'found her on the backpage', a website that solicits prostitutes. In the state of Virginia, this constitutes a Class 1 Misdeameanor and is therefore illegal. It is unknown whether or not Chris is aware of this, but it's very likely that if he is, [[Fuck Quest|he simply doesn't care.]]<br />
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On 28 [[April 2012]], Chris revealed another incident in the mall. Prior to his Facebook note on 30 [[March 2012]], Chris got into a shouting match with a troll on his cell phone at the mall. The shouting did not go unnoticed, and Chris ran for it once security was called in. On 25 April, Chris received a ban from the mall,<ref>[[Facebook#Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! >8D]]</ref> though it is unknown if it was for that incident or an incident that happened between those two dates.<br />
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On 10 [[July 2012]], Chris was arraigned in court for the [[28 October 2011]] incident. After calling Snyder a "thieving liar" in the courtroom, Chris was sentenced to community service and is under a one-year probation. If he does not comply, he will go to jail. He was also ordered to pay Snyder's medical bills.<br />
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===2013===<br />
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In September 2013, Chris committed an act of vandalism (an arrestable offense) by defacing an [[HEX-BOX|XBox One]] display at a [[Wal-Mart]], but got off easy by merely just being banned from the store. Given his furious reaction to this and his track record with a [[Michael Snyder|certain store owner]] who also did the same, it remains to be seen if Chris would follow up on his threat to have his revenge. Also, much like his tantrum at the [[Fashion Square Mall]] in 2005, Chris was also confronted by a [[jerkop]] at a local restaurant after scratching a woman's car with his, and screaming out loud in public. Chris claimed he was [[Chris_and_religion|cursing God for all his misfortune recently]].<br />
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===2014===<br />
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On 29 [[March 2014]], a report surfaced on the [[CWCki Forums]] saying that earlier that month Chris has been spotted trying to steal merchandise from [[Best Buy]]. The next day Chris denied the truthfulness of the report, but [[Kim]] confirmed that the attempted shoplifting had indeed occurred.<ref>[[March 2014 Facebook Posts#Rumour]]</ref><br />
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In December 2014, Chris vandalised a Sonic Boom display in GameStop, and was as a result banned from the store, but not before he attacked the member of staff who was calling security. By the 28th, he was confirmed to have been jailed. Current speculation that Chris caused disturbances in both JC Penny and Sears before attempting a carjacking in the parking lot are unconfirmed.<br />
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==Chris's parents and law==<br />
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It's not hard to figure out why Chris thinks the law should serve him and him alone. His parents, too, have the same problem.<br />
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* When Chris was thrown out of the [[Wikipedia:Cub Scouting (Boy Scouts of America)|Cub Scouts]] after an [[autism|unknown incident]], his parents attempted to sue the [[Wikipedia:Boy Scouts of America|Boy Scouts of America]] for [[Kick the autistic|discrimination]].<ref>[[Mailbag 18]]</ref><br />
* When Chris threw a tantrum that required him to be restrained, Bob attempted to sue the school.<ref><s>[http://208.210.219.132/stars/mainmenu.jsp;jsessionid=0000XHMY2MEVFIV0HN4N1CX0EQA:ulnfn1uq], case 0438-94-2</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)</ref><br />
* When [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] took a picture of Chris and uploaded it to the Internet, Chris's parents threatened them with legal action (but never followed through).<br />
* When [[Snorlax]] thought she had indigestion (actually [[Wikipedia:colitis|colitis]]), she acted like she was going to sue the Chinese place the food came from. When the doctor actually explained what happened, she dropped the subject.<br />
* Chris inherited his love of running from problems - when his parents had their absurd case against Greene County used against them, their first reaction was to run to another county.<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy]]</ref><br />
* When [[Asperchu|Alec]] called the Chandler household posing as [[GAMe PLACe]] employee Matthew Noble, they claimed that taking pictures of somebody without their knowledge or consent was "not illegal." It is ironic, given that they threatened to sue Mimms and Lucas for exactly the same thing.<ref name="Matthew Noble call">[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref><br />
* During that same call, Bob seems to completely disregard the concept that an individual can be barred from private property, saying, "it's a business place," as though that has any more bearing on the law and how it affects his son than, say, the color of the store's walls.<ref name="Matthew Noble call"/><br />
* On [[28 October 2011]], Barb was arrested for not only fleeing the scene of an accident, but also felony assault on a police officer, a crime that a remotely sensible person would never commit due to the serious consequences attached to it (mandatory minimum of six months' imprisonment on conviction); however, the recent death of her husband, her age, ill-health and dependent son probably helped earn her clemency.<br />
*On 10 [[July 2012]], Barb was arraigned in court for her participation in the 28 October 2011 incident. She was sentenced to community service and is under a two year probation.<br />
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==Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL laws==<br />
[[Image:AL cover.gif|thumb|Where Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL laws come from.]]<br />
As he believes the police in real life are corrupt and sees them in the same light as he sees the [[jerkop]]s in his comic, Chris has his own spin on the law. The penalties for [[Alcohol|drinking]], [[Tobacky|smoking]] and [[trolls|internet harassment]] involve physical violence including a "Kick in the Teeth" which Chris portrays as a punch in the first and only of his supposed series of Q&A videos.<ref>[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008|the only one]]</ref><br />
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On 31 [[December 2009]], Chris presented a nice babble about a law he wants made to prevent [[Jack Thaddeus]] from using adspace he paid for.<br />
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{{quote|I Have The Instinct, and I Have Already [[CWC-ism|Snail-Mailed]] President Barack Obama on how this sort of bad advertisement is going on and how it is Wrong and should be made Illegal. On HOW if the Main Captain does not WANT or IS OFFENDED with the listed Ads within his own Website or Works, REGARDLESS of who controls the AdSpace, WOULD REMOVE THOSE ADS or face JAILTIME. And the F.B.I. would be FULLY INVOLVED in all this, and THEY have the Power, Tools and Balls to seek, hunt down and bring in the Individual Internet Trolls and Ad-Spammers.|Chris, [[Chris and his Ego|Thinking he's important]]}}<br />
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Yes, you heard it right. Chris wants to ask the President of the United States to make [[Chris and reality|advertisements he doesn't like illegal.]] From a practical standpoint, CWCipedia is the only wiki that has a "Main Captain." This "Main Captain" does literally nothing to run or maintain the site at all. Furthermore, if someone paid for adspace, the host that received the money must allow the purchasing party to use said adspace for the allotted time, no matter what they advertise, or the host faces legal penalties. And last but not least, the President has better things to do than slap laws on wikis. It also escapes Chris's mind that the President doesn't make laws. He would have had a better chance if he had mailed his congressman. He of course, will never bother.<br />
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This attitude is also reflected on his relationship with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. [[2003|Years ago]], she interrupted Chris in what looked like [[Love Quest#Conflicts with Mary Lee Walsh|soliciting for sex]]. [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Hilarity ensued]] and Chris received a well-deserved [[Autism papers|time-out]] for [[Chris and anger|his antics]]. Fast-forward in [[2009]] when Chris, out of the blue decides to make peace. He went to her office and left her a [[:File:Apology to Mary Lee.jpg|"Framed Hand-Drawn Apology"]] on her doorstep.<ref>[[One Blessing, and One Curse|out of the blue]]</ref> Knowing Chris's attitude, she filled a trespassing notice. In pure [[Autism|autistic]] logic, Chris said that since he didn't read the letter and returned it to the sender, he's not liable.<ref>[[Mailbag 26]]</ref><br />
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[[Mailbag 55]] posits a few more original laws: one, that it should be illegal for [[JERKS|men]] to ever show their [[Reldnahc|bare chest]] (because, according to Chris, no one in the entire world ever wants to see a man's bare chest, disregarding [[women]], [[Homos|gay men]] and boxing enthusiasts), and two he wants to [[Women's rights|force all women]] in any kind of relationship to wear rings, thus defeating all symbolism and significance of them.<br />
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Due to Chris being forced away from the Internet, Chris began to formulate a new law, the "Bill for Anti Online Bad-Mouthing," starting with his second [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnote]], [[Don'tGetTrolled!]]. What this entails is unknown, but by the sounds if it, he wishes for a law where no one can ever speak up against anyone in a negative tone, thus allowing Chris to continue to have his e-peen stroked while the trolls can't touch him. While there have been laws that punish those that lead to others being harmed via the Internet, the Bill for Anti Online Bad-Mouthing is one of the most ridiculous ideas ever, as it leads to a complete and utter smashing of the [[Wikipedia:Bill of Rights|Bill of Rights]], specifically [[Wikipedia:Freedom of Speech|Freedom of Speech]].<br />
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TL;DR: Chris ignores the law when it's inconvenient, yet expects it to save the day when the [[Autism]] card doesn't work.<br />
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==In the comic==<br />
Chris's understanding of the law in his comics goes so far as to been seen as a mixture of childish tendencies and, some might say, authoritarianism. In [[CWCville]], Chris has banned a number of things in his city. [[Tobacky|Smoking]] or drinking [[alcohol]] would lead one to be either sentenced to ten years in prison or a much more lenient US$1,500 fine (although, as [[CWCville]] uses C-Quarters and W-Quarters for currency, it's not clear why fines are levied in US dollars).<ref name="Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008">[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]]</ref> Indeed, importing tobacco or alcohol is the most serious crime in the city, apparently receiving a greater punishment than murder or rape.<ref name="Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008"/> However, it should be noted that Chris [[Rollin' and Trollin'|repealed the law against alcohol]] in [[June 2009]].<br />
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The Rosechus tend to fight for [[women's rights]], that is to say, the ability to strip naked whenever and wherever they want to, not to mention the fact that full legal rights for women are already established across the US, suggesting that Chris (or one of his predecessors) has imposed discriminating laws against women in CWCville.<br />
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Chris has been seen as a do-nothing Mayor, preferring to have [[Allison Amber|his secretary]] do all the work (as per his thoughts on women) while he goes off on another one of his sweetheart searches. He has mandated "[[dating education|Dating Education]]" classes for students so that they can learn to go on dates, as well as how to "stay straight."<br />
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[[List_of_Sonichu_characters#Constables_Gerald_Grant_and_Louis_Perez|Actual police officers]] did not appear until [[Sonichu 10|quite late]] and even then, they did nothing whatsoever, giving the impression that Chris and his [[Pokémon]] abominations are the only thing standing between peace and eternal virgins with rage. However, [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu #9'']] seems to reveal that there are three sets of "other" protectors: a (possibly) nondescript police force (distinct from [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s [[jerkops]]), as well as his own team of [[Power Rangers]] and a team of [[Transformers]].<br />
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{{quote|Is CWCville under Martial Law?|[[Jack Thaddeus]] citing the truth as he sees it}}<br />
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It gets even scarier. In conversation with [[Jack Thaddeus]], he revealed that CWCville is the home of a paramilitary force equipped with tanks which he uses as a "Police Force", and all his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] enjoy immunity from prosecution and are above the law.<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]</ref> If we add all this to the fact that there are no free elections in CWCville, this shows us the city in the hands of an insane, tyrannical dictator running it with an iron fist, and backed with super-powered goons who are free to do any atrocity with impunity. According to Chris, [[Magi-Chan]] mentally scans the city perimeters for any sexual acts, and reports any [[homos|homosexual]] activity to the authorities. The participants are then "tried and fined HEAVILY; $500 or 50 Hours of Community Service."<ref>[[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck]]</ref> Apparently in CWCville, the [[Wikipedia:Fourth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Fourth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution]] does not apply in matters of personal sexual choice, and neither does the [[wikipedia:Lawrence v. Texas|U.S. Supreme Court ruling]] finding sodomy laws to be unconstitutional.<br />
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In a strange [[Chris and hypocrisy|set of double standards]], Chris has been shown to injure, kill, or damage people and property ''outside of CWCVille''. [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu #10'']] has shown no less than four grievous acts upon others: the destruction of the [[4-cent garbage]] building, the murder of over one hundred alleged "trolls" in said destruction, breaking and entering, and destroying Internet files and property. There was no evidence to suggest that this act of mass murder was even investigated by the authorities, and the comic portrays this act of [[Twin Falling Towers|terrorism]] as Chris and his goons heroically defeating a gang of criminals.<br />
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Following the death of [[Simonla]], the culprits ([[Alec]], [[Mao]], [[Sean]] and [[Evan]]) are subjected to a show trial, and given no defense attorney by the state (violating the [[Wikipedia:Sixth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Sixth Amendment]]) forcing Sean to act as their lawyer despite being [[Tobacky|high as a kite]]. There is no solid evidence presented for the murder charge, aside from the Voltorb remote (which the prosecutor never tried to prove belonged to them) and wholly unreliable "psychic evidence" extracted by Magi-Chan. When they're railroaded and found guilty, they're ''killed by the people they've wronged'' (read: murdered brutally by cartoon characters), in a gross violation of the [[Wikipedia:Eighth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Eighth Amendment]] forbidding cruel and unusual punishment.<br />
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Demonstrating Chris's limited understanding of trials (as his knowledge of trials stems purely from television), the kangaroo court integrates both elements of civil and criminal trials. The Asperpedia Four are not only prosecuted for murder by a [[Marvey Blaziken|state attorney]], as per a criminal trial, but also charged with defamation of character, libel, and copyright infringement (as well as several charges such as "profanity to the max" that would hold no water in an actual court) by Chris and his cohorts, as per a civil trial. Surely enough, Chris, Sonichu, and Rosechu are sitting in a bench marked "PLAINTIF" [sic]. That both civil and criminal charges are included in one trial not only demonstrates a poor understanding of the courtroom process, but is further proof that Chris considers "slanderous mockeries" and other torts on par with major crimes such as murder and assault. To add to the equation, one cannot be given a death sentence (or any sentence, for that matter) for being guilty in a civil trial, but in the Asperpedia Four trial civil charges are the primary reason for the death sentence. In summary, the CWCville court system is a constitutional nightmare that violates multiple articles and amendments, and has no concept of due process. One must wonder why it is allowed to exist within the borders of the U.S.<br />
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tl;dr: Any semblance of law in CWCville exists solely to further the wishes of its tyrannical (and murderous) Mayor.<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Parody]]<br />
*[[Jerkop]]<br />
*[[Manajerk]]<br />
*[[Chris and copyright]]<br />
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[[Image:MerryCWCmas.jpg|right|thumb|Merry C-Mas to all the [[troll]]s, [[JERKS]], [[homos]], [[niggos]] and [[jerkop]]s out there!]]<br />
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'''Christmas''', or as [[Chris]] sometimes [[CWC-isms|idiotically calls it]], '''C-Mas''',<ref>[[Sonichu's News Dash]]</ref> is one of our hero's favorite of all holidays. He always celebrates it at [[14 Branchland Court|home]] with his family, and often mentions it in his comics and videos.<br />
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==Christmas in the Chandler family==<br />
[[Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|right|thumb|Bob and lil' Chris remembering Jesus.]]<br />
{{quote|We celebrate like normal; a decorated tree, get-together, remembering [[Jesus]] and all.|ChrisChanSonichu, [[Mailbag 2#Holidays with the Chandlers|Mailbag #2]].}}<br />
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Despite Chris's insistence that Christmas is a time for family, [[Cole Smithey]], an atheist, does not take part in the traditional Chandler family celebrations, instead staying with his wife's family in California.<ref>[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]</ref><br />
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As evidenced by videos like [[100 2281]] and [[Tour of Chris's House]], the Chandlers keep a Christmas tree and decorations in their [[kitchen]] year-round because they are too lazy to change it.<br />
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[[File:CWCmasStockings.jpg|right|thumb|The stockings were hung from the chimney with care.]]<br />
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==Santa Claus'''''e''''' [sic]==<br />
[[Image:ChrisSanta.jpg|right|thumb|Chris wishes he were as much of a man as Mr. "Clause" is.]]<br />
{{quote|[2008-12-15 07::03:20] EXKeine: Christmas is coming up, so... do you believe in Santa Claus?<br>[2008-12-15 07::03:40] ChrisChanSonichu: yep.|Chris on Santa Clause [sic], [[IRC (15 December 2008)]].}}<br />
{{quote|It’s been over a week since my [[PVCC|SUSPENSION]]; I am [[Stress|DEPRESSED]], [[Love Quest|LONELY]], SAD and BORED! I have [[Attraction Location|nowhere to go]] to attract a [[Boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend-Free woman]]. I’ll be writing to Santa Clause [sic] this year, hoping that will bring me one. (8(|[[CWC's Diary]] for September 26, 2004, Chris acting like the 22-year-old grown-up man he is.}}<br />
{{quote|Or for— since it's Christmas time, let's make like I'm Mister— yo' Misses Claus. I have a...good ole heat, 'cuz I took...a bit o'...[[Chris and sex|Viagra]]. Bam, ba-bam, bam, ho, ho-OH!|Chris RPing as The Man, [[iPods Down and Listen Up]].}}<br />
{{quote|I did not say that I was taking Viagra; I was stating that in that role-play, Santa would be taking that.|Chris, [[Mailbag 20#Viagra roleplay and something about Santa Claus|Mailbag #20]], on Kris Kringle's erectile dysfunction.}}<br />
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"Santa Clause" [[Chris and English|[sic]]] (not to be confused with [[wikipedia:The Santa Clause|the Tim Allen movie that uses this spelling]]) is a legendary character associated with Christmas, whom many Western children believe in. <br />
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According to surveys, most of these same children stop believing in Santa around the age of four, often when they find out it was actually [[Bob Chandler|their father]] with a [[Rollin' and Trollin'|fake beard]]. However, Chris claims that he still believes in "Santa Clause" [sic], despite being technically 28 years old. He even put Santa's name on his [[JERKS#The List Of Males Chris Doesn't Hate|List Of Males Chris Doesn't Hate]], which may imply that he: a) believes "Santa Clause" [sic] is real, b) believes Santa is a manly male man capable of landing himself a girlfriend (see also the [[Mailbag 20#Viagra roleplay and something about Santa Claus|Mailbag quote]] above). Also worth of note is the fact that Chris chose to put Santa's name on the list before [[God]] and [[Jesus]]...because, come on, these two [[JERKS]] never brought him even the tiniest presents!<br />
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Of course, all this doesn't necessarily mean that Chris actually ''does'' believe in Santa. Chris probably maintains this line because he ''wants'' to believe it and maintain memories of the happy Christmases of his childhood. For Chris, who still plays with da [[Lego]]s, professing a belief in Santa is "cute" and shows that he is "young at heart", one of his favorite traits. <br />
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In a 2010 [[Jackie e-mails Part 1|e-mail exchange]] with a woman, Chris stated that he [[Honor roll|learned]] Santa wasn't real around age fifteen or sixteen, but finally "gave up on him" at 24 after he failed to bring him a girlfriend for the third year in a row.<br />
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==Presents Chris gives, wishes for, and receives==<br />
[[Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg|right|thumb|Chris's Christmas '95]]<br />
[[Image:0128-Christmas96-6.jpg|right|thumb|Chris's Christmas '96]]<br />
{{quote|My father likes Brach's Maple Nut Goodies, and my mother likes chocolate, so some edible treats of that variety is [[Obesity|a good suggestion]].|[[Mailbag 6#For the man who has everything|Mailbag #6]], on what he planned to give his parents for Christmas, 2009.}}<br />
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==Christmas-related songs and merch==<br />
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Chris also got the name of his [[Lovely Weather|future wife]] from singing a 1950's Christmas song over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over, which actually [[Autism|says a lot about Chris]].<br />
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He also seems to have an affinity for the song "[[Wikipedia:Deck the Halls|Deck the Halls]]", as he raged like an idiot because the word [[homos|gay]] should only be used in context of "happy", as in the song.<ref>[[IRC (02 January 2009)]]</ref><br />
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==Other confessions==<br />
Being the totally sensitive and tolerant person he is, Chris in his ''[[Sonichu]]'' Christmas special (the [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|text]] and [[Sonichu 11|comic]] versions) mentions the ways [[CWCville]] citizens of different faiths (that is, "Jewish folk", Buddhists, possibly [[Niggos|black people]], and "a few humbuggers") celebrate their own wacky versions of Christmas.<br />
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===Haunaka/Chaunaka/Konica/Chanukkah [sic/sic/sic/sic]===<br />
{{quote|Cera continues with a question, holding a cookie in a zip-loc bag, "I've invited Kevin too; do you think he'll like this candle-shaped cookie I made for him? He told me he was Jewish, and I thought it would be appropriate." Rosechu replies, "I think he'll love it. You have made it really special with the white frosting for the wax and the yellow for the flame. Uh, what kind of cookie was it again?" "Vanilla", replies Cera, "I felt it best to keep it neutral, in case he was allergic to the peanut butter or chocolate." "Very Smart," says Rosechu with a smile, exchanging a high-five with Cera.|''[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas]]'', Act I}}<br />
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"[[IRC (22 December 2008)|Haunaka]]"/"[[IRC (22 December 2008)|Chaunaka]]"/"[[Holiday Greetings|Konica]]"/"[[Shout out to Fans in Hospital|Chanukkah]]"/whatever, is a holiday [[CWCville]] "Jewish folk" celebrate while most other citizens celebrate Christmas. On December 12, members of the CWCville Jewish diaspora set up "Menorah candles" (the "Haunaka" [sic] Menorah candelabrum has 7 candles in it, while the traditional Menorah used on Hanukkah, called a "Hanukkiah", has 9) instead of Christmas Trees, with dreidels lying under them. Since the candle-related symbolism is very much present in the RL Hanukkah rituals, it's in good taste to give CWCville Jews anything candle-related as a gift. E.g., when [[Sonichu]]'s daughter [[Cerah Rosey]] baked cookies for her friends, she decided to make her Jewish friend Kevin a candle-shaped one, because Jews love to be distinguished from other people on any occasions based solely on their faith, and would take deep offense in receiving a normal nothing-special-shaped cookie as a gift! That Cerah couldn't choose a more obvious Hanukkah symbol (such as a Menorah or a dreidel) over a ''generic candle'' shows that Cerah has extremely poor knowledge of even the most basic of Jewish traditions known in the Gentile world. That, and she's an ignorant retard like Grandpa.<br />
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In fact, there actually is a tradition of eating ''fried'' foods on Hanukkah, and vanilla is one of the allowed ingredients used in making them. Not that Chris knows anything about this, mind you - he just wanted to make sure that the cookie was hypoallergenic. Because Jews are sickly Melvins who have many allergies, you see.<br />
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In [[IRC (22 December 2008)]] Chris listed "Haunaka" and "Chaunaka" as two different holidays, probably belonging to different religions. In his [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital]], he does nearly the same thing, saying "happy Hanukkah, Chanukkah, all the other holidays to everybody of other religions".<br />
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===Jolly Buddah [sic]===<br />
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{{quote|Christmas Trees are abound most everywhere: in the homes of the townfolk, [[CWCville Mall|in the stores]], [[CWCville Mayoral Office|in the offices]], and the biggest one in the center of [[McIntire Park|CWC-Central Park]]. Some have Menorah Candles, or even a Jolly Buddah [sic].|[[Sonichu 11|A Sonichu Christmas]] (the comic version)}}<br />
{{quote|All the churches are full with all the believers, be they Christians, Jewish folk, Buddhists, and such.|[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas]] (the text version)}}<br />
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From what we know, Buddhism is one of the religions Chris tolerates, and so he sometimes mentions it as a display of his "religious sensitivity". However, he probably doesn't know jack shit about Buddhism, and assumes that since Buddhists are all "good-hearted believers", they undoubtedly should celebrate Christmas in some way! So, in [[CWCville]], Buddhists celebrate their Buddhist Christmas by going to their Buddhist churches on starting December 12, and having a "Jolly Buddah" instead of a Christmas Tree.<br />
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By coincidence, Christmas is actually a popular holiday in some primarily Buddhist countries (such as [[anime|Japan]]). However, it's rare for celebrators to give the time special religious significance specific to their religion. Similar to how Halloween is celebrated in America based solely on the customs with practically no emphasis on the religious practices that started the holiday, so too do many Buddhists enjoy Christmas just as an excuse to put up lights and give each other gifts.<br />
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===Kawanza [sic]===<br />
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Little is known of what Chris thinks about [[Wikipedia:Kwanzaa|"Kawanza"]] [sic] and the related rituals, except that he [[IRC (22 December 2008)|once]] congratulated his [[trolls]] with this holiday (among others), misspelling its name in the process.<br />
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===Other faiths===<br />
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Chris doesn't say (or care, probably), what Muslims, Orthodox Christians, Hindus, Sikhs, Jains, Baha'is or Atheists do in CWCville on Christmas Day. Probably they're the "few humbuggers" whom Chris derides for not celebrating C-mas/Haunaka/Kawanza/whatever those wacky Buddhists celebrate.<br />
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==Notable Christmases in Chris's life==<br />
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===1989 or 1992===<br />
[[Image:BearsteinbyChris.jpg|right|thumb|GodBear, directing his Chorus of AngelBears]]<br />
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On Christmas Day, 1992 (other sources claim it happened in [[1989]]), Chris got probably the most dumbfounding present in his whole life, and from [[Christopher's name change|GodBear]] himself, no less. While strolling with [[Bob Chandler|his father]] through the Regency Square Mall, Christopher, as he was called at the time, encountered a band of bears playing some Christmas songs. The boy chatted the director bear (called Leonard Bearstein) up, and being half-deaf from the cacophonic (read: shit) music they played, the stupid bear mistakenly named him "[[Christopher's name change|Christian]]".<br />
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The little autistic saw that as an "OMG sign from God!!!" and a few months later [[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES|got his name legally changed to "Christian"]]. And thus, as some researchers tend to think, has the epic saga of fail [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009|begun]].<br />
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===[[2004]]===<br />
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{{quote|[[Stress sigh|[Chris sighs] ]] Well, at this time of year, all I can say right now is... that I hope Santa will comply with my request and bring me... a pretty girlfriend. And so... happy holidays from... me, Christian Chandler — by the way, you can [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009|call my Chris]] in public—and... thank you.|Emo Chris, [[So Need a Cute Girl]].}}<br />
{{quote|I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to share my love, oh.<br>I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to kiss under the mistletoe.|Chris, the poetic [[geinus]].}}<br />
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This Christmas, Chris expected to get: a) a [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]] from "Santa Clause" [sic], b) an [[Chris and remorse|apology]] from [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Not surprisingly, he didn't get either, and became [[Stress|depressed]]. He recorded [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|a whiny video]] about [[Sarah Hammer]] and [[Wes Iseli]].<br />
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Earlier in December, he dedicated two different songs to the first of these two wishes: [[I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas]] (written on December 4) and [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]] (recorded on Christmas 20). The same day as the latter, Chris also recorded another song, the famous [[So Need a Cute Girl]], which was probably dedicated to the same thing.<br />
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If "Santa Clause" [sic] really exists, this proves that he's a major [[JERK]], or that he doesn't tie up girls and leave them under trees as gifts for horny manchildren.<br />
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====Video====<br />
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| name = Chandler Family Christmas 2004 part 1<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|O-MJoRzifVk}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[December 2004]]<br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Music_video|So Need A Cute Girl Music Video]]<br />
| next = [[Harvey_Birdman_Commercial#Chris.27s_entry|Harvey Birdman Commercial]]}}<br />
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====Transcript====<br />
Chris: 'Twas Christmas Day, and all through the house, the creatures that were stirring were my family, and me, and our two cats.<br />
[''camera pans around the junk in Chris's room'']<br />
We enter Christmas Day in my bedroom of wondrous... fun. 'Cause we have plenty of stuff around the house. On this day of.... Hwey-zeus's birth, upon the, uh, arrival of my doorstep, we find... a Snoopy house.<br />
[''camera zooms in on a toy Snoopy doghouse sitting on Chris' bed, which plays "Jingle Bells" when Chris activates it. The music plays throughout the res to the scene'']<br />
There we go.<br />
[''camera pans across the bed to a Spongebob Squarepants action figure'']<br />
Spongebob Squarepants! [''someone or something makes a weird AAAHHH noise''] And a tower of gifts.<br />
[''camera pans to a copy of "Sonic Advance 2"'']<br />
And a Gameboy Advance title.<br />
The camera turns around as if to leave.<br />
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[''jump cut'']<br />
Chris: And we wander upon our wonderous Christmas tree, with a star that was made so delicately. Delicately... and creatively.<br />
[''the camera zooms in on the tree's star, which is a rainbow-colored paper cutout, with Sonichu and Chris drawn on it'']<br />
With Pokemon hanging about.<br />
[''pan to a small wrapped present hanging in the tree'']<br />
And a Christmas present that was supposed to be for the girlfriend that Santa brought, but unfortunately... [''Camera pans to empty chair''] she didn't show. Well, upon this wondera Christmas Day, we see our two cute cats. <br />
[''Chris walks over past the fridge to where a cat is lying on the floor'']<br />
Hey, Desi. Desi! Eeeah. our cat's Desi.<br />
[''Chris starts to leave'']<br />
And Lucy's around somewhere.<br />
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[''jump cut'']<br />
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Chris: And now we wander in on my family! Say hello, Father!<br />
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Bob: (continuing to unwrap his food) Uh, yeah.<br />
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Chris: Makin' my Christmas movie!<br />
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Bob: I say you're wasting your chip.<br />
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Chris: But I'm going to put it onto VHS anyway.<br />
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Bob: I see. All right. [''Chris forges onward past Bob, through the proto-hoard, to focus the camera on a smaller electric Christmas tree.'']<br />
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Chris: A smaller Christmas tree down here. [''The camera pans left into a dark, Stygian abyss''] And our mother's asleep here in the dark area. [''Chris turns back to his father''] Would you care to share a Merry Christmas with the world, Father?<br />
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Bob: [''still preparing his breakfast''] Ho ho ho. I gotta share some breakfast.<br />
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Chris: Yup! You're having a great start.<br />
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Bob: [''finished unwrapping his French toast and now rummaging around for some plastic utensils''] Yup, found one.<br />
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[''jump cut'']<br />
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Chris: As we venture our way back upstairs to our room for breakfast and mirth, we find our other sweet cat, little miss Lucy. Hello sweetheart! Would you care to meow for your worldwide audience? [''Lucy studiously ignores Chris''] Come on, sweet kitty! Meow! Meeeow! What, are you camera-shy? 'Cause you look good on video. [''Lucy continues ignoring Chris and grooms herself''] Haha! You're such a sweet kitty.<br />
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[''jump cut'']<br />
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Chris: Now the family is up and about! Especially my mother! [''Chris walks up to Barb's couch''] Hello, Mother! Would you care to say something to the entire world?<br />
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Barb: ...Merry Christmas.<br />
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Chris: Yup! [''pans up to the window, where one of the cats is sitting''] This is Lucy in the window! I got you earlier, Lucy, but now you're sitting majestically on your windowsale! ... Hey Dad, look what I got! [''The camera turns to Bob, who is now sitting down in a chair'']<br />
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Bob: What's that? [''Chris waves the Snoopy toy from Scene 1 at him''] Looks like Snoopy.<br />
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Chris: [''fumbling with the toy''] Yeah. Here, let's-- here, watch this, Father. [''Chris activates the toy and it plays "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"''] It pops its head out... plays music.<br />
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Bob: I see.<br />
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Chris: Givin' you a little (gift?).<br />
<br />
Bob: Yeah.<br />
<br />
===[[2005]]===<br />
[[Image:0790-CMas05-5.jpg|right|thumb|Chris's Christmas 2k5]]<br />
{{quote|Although I really don't mean to be cold but please don't try and advance kissing on me please. The truth is I don't want a boyfriend because I don't desire and idolize boys like other girls. I enjoy being indepentant. So you see what I mean? It's certainly nothing personal towards you. I'm just a girl who doesn't care about loving guys. That doesn't mean I can't be friends with them though.|[[Megan]] on 20 December 2005, trying to be diplomatic with Chris.}}<br />
<br />
Chris was probably [[stress]]ed as hell, because just a few days before his [[gal-pal]] and attempted [[sweetheart]] [[Megan Schroeder]] told him she doesn't like him [[Rape|trying to kiss her]], and that she [[Homo|doesn't want to have a boyfriend at all]]. Just to add insult to injury, "Santa Clause" [sic] brought him a shitty pirate ripoff instead of a genuine Lego set that year. No boyfriend-free girl under the tree this year either.<br />
<br />
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Image:077-StarOnTree.jpg<br />
Image:078-StarFront.jpg<br />
Image:079-StarBack.jpg<br />
</gallery><br />
<br />
===[[2007]]===<br />
[[Image:Fakeout-makeout2.jpg|right|thumb|Chris and Kimmi.]]<br />
<br />
On December 26, Chris bought himself [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend|a pretty girlfriend]] called [[Kimmi]], who would become a rival to his longtime [[Sex toys|artificial heartsweet]] [[Officer Nasty]], on [[Adamandeve.com]]. Probably because "Santa Clause" [sic] didn't bring him one this year, either.<br />
<br />
To compliment the sex doll, Chris also bought a "Vintage XXX Cartoons DVD/CD", and received "XXX Pleasure Seekers DVD/CD" and "Playboy Magazine Digital Edition DVD/CD" for free. The fact that Chris specifically sought something as bizarre as vintage porn cartoons to [[mass debating|fap]] his crooked [[duck]] to, for some reason, sits fine with all the other weird aspects of his twisted personality.<br />
<br />
However, being unsatisfied with fantasizing about naked women drawn in the 1960s, Chris went to Adamandeve.com again soon after New Year's Day, and purchased some more XXX-rated Holiday Gifts for himself. These include: a "2008 Adam & Eve Calendar", a "[[Card games|Romance Roulette Card Game]]" (which Chris probably plays as [[Virgin with Rage|solitaire]]), and, the strangest one of the bunch, a "Carmen Boob Mousepad", whatever that is. He also got some free items as well, namely a "XXX Pleasure Seekers DVD/CD" and, most notably, the infamous "Anal Love Beads", which would become a popular theme for [[trolling]] Chris in the upcoming year.<br />
<br />
===[[2008]]===<br />
<br />
Chris got "a couple of [[DVD]]s, Bee Movie on Blu-Ray, [[Obesity|assorted chocolates]] and [[Bob Walks In|a calming family moment]]" ([[IRC (28 December 2008)]]); in Chris's words, it was "simple, nothing extravagant". Bob outdid himself with a gift to [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] overshadowing Sonichu in over-the-top symbolism. "He gave her an arranged box of ornaments, with tags attached to them; each one representing her blessings; three angels, me, dad and my half-bro, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]]. Ones for [[Ruckersville]], Red Oak, [[Chandler Cats|our cats]], and one for her." (Chris, on [[IRC (27 December 2008)]]).<br />
<br />
===[[2009]]===<br />
<br />
Chris took the time to send [[Kill De Jack|warm wishes]] to a [[Jack Thaddeus|dear friend]]. He also received chocolate and [[video games]] from [[Mailbag 24|his family]]. <br />
<br />
===[[2010]]===<br />
<br />
Not much is known of how Chris spent Christmas this years. All that we know for sure is that for this Christmas he asked for all websites he sees as defamatory against him, such as the CWCki and [[ED]], to disappear.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 24]]</ref> He bought a ton of games in [[January 2011]], so he probably got PSN vouchers.<br />
<br />
===[[2011]]===<br />
<br />
Due to [[28 October 2011|Chris' decision to trespass at The Game Place and Barb's decision to assault an officer]], Chris's Christmas in 2011 was spent amid court appearances and the fear of potentially going to jail. It was also Chris's first Christmas sans-Bob.<br />
<br />
===[[2012]]===<br />
It's not known what Chris did, but he uploaded [[Bob]]'s jazz marathon a few days beforehand.<br />
{{Quote|I offer for all the complete set of songs and intros from the 1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon that my father hosted and played music of Jugs, Kazzoos and Washboards, Blues and Boogie-Woogie, plus three more hours of good jazz that was recorded with it on the original 6 Hour VHS.<br />
http://rapidshare.com/files/3812165045/1990%20WTJU%20Jazz%20Marathon.zip<br />
Merry Christmas.|[[Facebook]], 20 [[December 2012]]}}<br />
<br />
On the 21st, he watched [[Wikipedia:2012 (film)|''2012'']] and thanked God and Jesus that the [[Wikipedia:2012 phenomenon|world didn't end]], which must have brightened up his Christmas.<br />
<br />
A few days after Chris seemed miserable, saying ''"I am back to the same old feelings; lonely, depressed, etc. makes me almost wish the world had ended, so I wouldn't have to continue feeling the pain. I desperately require my true (future) Sweetheart-to-be AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN..."''<ref>[[2013 Imgur Leak]]</ref> Apparently again Santa didn't bring him a pretty girlfriend.<br />
<br />
===[[2013]]===<br />
<br />
Nothing but a few PS3 games. No Life Upgrade Upgrade and still no sweetheart from the ground-up.<br />
<br />
===[[2014]]===<br />
<br />
Chris requested much-needed [[Lego]] sets, and even suggested prank gifts for [[trolls]] to send him. The day after Christmas, Chris would go to a local [[GameStop]], attempt to deface a Sonic Boom display, and try to mace an employee before getting arrested . . . again. Whether or not Chris's behavior is a result of a disappointing Christmas gift turnout is currently unknown.<br />
<br />
==References==<br />
<references /><br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
*[[Chris and religion]]<br />
*"[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]"<br />
*"[[I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas]]"<br />
*[[Holiday Greetings]]<br />
*"[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas]]"<br />
*[[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]<br />
*[[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas|A Very ''Asperchu'' Christmas]]<br />
*[[Halloween]]<br />
{{Year}}<br />
[[Category:Events]]</div>MrRottenBiscuitshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_toys&diff=94636List of toys2010-06-05T03:15:53Z<p>MrRottenBiscuits: /* Transformers */</p>
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<div>{{taxpayermoney}}<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|CWC's main use of plastic crap is either decorating his room with it [[sex toys|or shoving it up his ass]] ]]<br />
<br />
Here's a list of all the plastic crap Chris have accumulated over the years with his [[tugboat]] ([[bob|and]] [[Barbara Chandler|parents]]). <br />
<br />
==[[Lego]]==<br />
<br />
===Alpha Team===<br />
<br />
6776-1 Ogel Control Center<br />
<br />
===City/Town===<br />
<br />
7892 Hospital <br />
<br />
6337-1 Fast Track Finish<br />
<br />
6517 Water Jet <br />
<br />
7240-1 Fire Station<br />
<br />
===Exo-Force=== <br />
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|Exo-Force was created to attract basement dwelling anime freaks to Lego which made it the perfect theme for Chris ]]<br />
<br />
7700 Stealth Hunter<br />
<br />
7701 Grand Titan<br />
<br />
7712-1 Supernova <br />
<br />
7703 Fire Vulture <br />
<br />
===Make and Create===<br />
<br />
4881-1 Robo Platoon<br />
<br />
4097-1: Mini Robots<br />
<br />
===Ninja===<br />
<br />
6093 Flying Ninja Fortress <br />
<br />
===Space===<br />
<br />
6949 Robo-Guardian <br />
<br />
6975-1 Alien Avenger <br />
<br />
===Spiderman===<br />
<br />
4856-1 Doc Ock's Hideout<br />
<br />
===Star Wars===<br />
<br />
Two 7146 Tie Fighters<br />
<br />
7106-1 Droid Escape<br />
<br />
===Western===<br />
<br />
6755 [[jerkop|Sheriff's]] Lock-Up <br />
<br />
==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==<br />
<br />
===Plush===<br />
[http://www.sonicgear.org/USAPages/SonicPlushesUSA5.html]<br />
<br />
Great Eastern Sonic plush <br />
<br />
Great Eastern Knuckles plush<br />
<br />
===Figures===<br />
<br />
Jazwares Tails<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Sonic<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Knuckles<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Tails<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Big the Cat<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Rose<br />
<br />
Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter<br />
<br />
Toy Island Dr Eggman<br />
<br />
Toy Island Sonic<br />
<br />
Toy Island Shadow<br />
<br />
==[[Transformers]]==<br />
<br />
===Anniversary Editions===<br />
<br />
20th Anniversary Optimus Prime ($30-$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)<br />
<br />
===Transformers Alternators===<br />
<br />
Optimus Prime (Ford pickup truck--$20-25 at retail)<br />
<br />
===Transformers Armada===<br />
<br />
Jetfire ($25-30)<br />
<br />
Megatron ($25-30)<br />
<br />
Optimus Prime ($50)<br />
<br />
Rollout ($25-30)<br />
<br />
Sidways ($10-12)<br />
<br />
Unicron ($50)<br />
<br />
===Transformers Beast Machines===<br />
<br />
Scavenger ($7-10)<br />
<br />
===Transformers Beast Wars===<br />
<br />
Transmetal Optimus Primal ($15-20)<br />
<br />
===Transformers Cybertron===<br />
<br />
Evac ($25-$30)<br />
<br />
Cybertron Defense Hot Shot ($10-$12)<br />
<br />
Hot Shot ($10-12)<br />
<br />
Jetfire ($20-25)<br />
<br />
Megatron ($40-50)<br />
<br />
Overhaul ($5-8)<br />
<br />
Override ($10-12)<br />
<br />
Primus ($50)<br />
<br />
Red Alert ($10-12)<br />
<br />
Scourge ($25-$30)<br />
<br />
Sideways ($10-$12)<br />
<br />
Soundwave ($20-25)<br />
<br />
Thunderclash ($6-8)<br />
<br />
Unicron ($10-$12)<br />
<br />
Vector Prime ($25-30)<br />
<br />
===Transformers Generation One===<br />
<br />
[[Megatron pistol|Generation One Megatron]] (seen in "CWC is Angry"). Note: this is the Japanese reissue edition. Probably $75-$125 from an online retailer. <br />
<br />
===Transformers Generation Two===<br />
<br />
Optimus Prime ($30 at initial retail, probably more if Chris bought it from the secondary market)<br />
<br />
===Transformers Heroes of Cybertron===<br />
<br />
Bumblebee ($3-5)<br />
<br />
==[[My Little Pony]]==<br />
<br />
My Little Pony Cutie Keen Bean ($10) --> Crystal<br />
<br />
My Little Pony Exclusive Lolligiggle ($20)--> Educait<br />
<br />
My Little Pony Favorite Friends Rarity the Unircorn Pony Figure ($20)--> Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-<br />
<br />
My Little Pony Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony ($20) X 3 --> Camo-Flage, Mimmbo Boruto and Squall Metal Alchemest <br />
<br />
My Little Pony Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy ($20) --> Ty Game<br />
<br />
My Little Pony Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony (set of two $50) --> Bee-Riana (He took Toola-Roola's Antennae and put them on Meadowbrook. Toola-Roola's whereabouts are unknown)<br />
<br />
My Little Pony Sweetberry Diva Pose ($20) --> BoottomBeck<br />
<br />
My Little Pony Sweet Breeze Pose ($20) X 2 --> Honeysumerah and Modest Manna<br />
<br />
My Little Pony Seaspray Pose ($20) --> Cheroki-Chan<br />
<br />
My Little Pony Beachberry Pose ($20) X 2 --> Linnhadey and Federico<br />
<br />
<br />
{{Lists}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Lists]]</div>MrRottenBiscuitshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:United_States_of_America&diff=92301Talk:United States of America2010-05-24T12:00:08Z<p>MrRottenBiscuits: </p>
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<div>This shit needs work but I'm sick of working on it. It sits there in openoffice, mocking me!<br />
<br />
I want to believe this can be saved, but if it can't, Champ, you know what to do.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 11:44, 22 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
<br />
This shit has potential. Seems to me that it needs a bit more focus though. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 11:54, 22 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Exactly.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 11:55, 22 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Of course this shit has potential. It just needs to be bought up to the standards of its brothers in the rest of the Chris and series. I think we need a list of the times he has attempted to be patriotic for one thing. And we need to expand more on Christian's view of America state by state. Bear in mind that he does seem to be very fond of his home state of Virginia, and during the Asperchu saga, I get vibes that he held Alec's actions against all of Minnesota, given the whole 'Sonichu and friends will NEVER have any further adventures in Minnesota!' thing. Also he seems to believe that all states share the same laws too, as it has been suggested elsewhere on this wiki that he thinks the age of consent is 18 all across America. So yeah. A Chris and other states section would be an idea. Thats just my thoughts though. What do you guys think? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 12:55, 22 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Chris doesn't hate Minnesota, he just thinks that's where Alec Benson Leary lives.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:28, 22 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
<br />
I believe this section also needs a section on how Chris views the American military. IE, "I would never join the military, let all the homos go die in explosions" that he later redacted from one of the mailbags. [[User:MrRottenBiscuits|MrRottenBiscuits]] 12:59, 24 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
<br />
== Name change... ==<br />
<br />
Makes sense to me. I'll try and spend a few minutes on this tomorrow. Hopefully add some decent content and cut out some of the fail.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:26, 23 May 2010 (UTC)</div>MrRottenBiscuitshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_toys&diff=88653List of toys2010-05-08T06:09:19Z<p>MrRottenBiscuits: /* Transformers */</p>
<hr />
<div>{{taxpayermoney}}<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|CWC's main use of plastic crap is either decorating his room with it [[sex toys|or shoving it up his ass]] ]]<br />
<br />
Heres a list of all the plastic crap Chris have accumulated over the years with his [[tugboat]] ([[bob|and]] [[Barbara Chandler|parents]]) <br />
<br />
==[[Lego]]==<br />
<br />
===City/Town===<br />
<br />
7892 Hospital <br />
<br />
6337-1 Fast Track Finish<br />
<br />
6517 Water Jet <br />
<br />
===Exo-Force=== <br />
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|Exo-Force was created to attract basement dwelling anime freaks to Lego which made it the perfect theme for Chris ]]<br />
<br />
7700 Stealth Hunter<br />
<br />
7701 Grand Titan<br />
<br />
7712-1 Supernova <br />
<br />
8113 Assault Tiger <br />
<br />
7703 Fire Vulture <br />
<br />
===Ninja===<br />
<br />
6093 Flying Ninja Fortress <br />
<br />
===Space===<br />
<br />
6949 Robo-Guardian <br />
<br />
6975-1 Alien Avenger <br />
<br />
===Star Wars===<br />
<br />
Two 7146 Tie Fighters<br />
<br />
==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==<br />
<br />
===Plush===<br />
[http://www.sonicgear.org/USAPages/SonicPlushesUSA5.html]<br />
<br />
Great Eastern Sonic plush <br />
<br />
Great Eastern Knuckles plush<br />
<br />
===Figures===<br />
<br />
Jazwares Tails<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Sonic<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Knuckles<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Tails<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Big the Cat<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Rose<br />
<br />
Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter<br />
<br />
Toy Island Dr Eggman<br />
<br />
Toy Island Sonic<br />
<br />
Toy Island Shadow<br />
<br />
==[[Transformers]]==<br />
<br />
===Anniversary Editions===<br />
<br />
20th Anniversary Optimus Prime ($30-$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)<br />
<br />
===Transformers Armada===<br />
<br />
Jetfire ($25-30)<br />
<br />
Megatron ($25-30)<br />
<br />
Optimus Prime ($50)<br />
<br />
Rollout ($25-30)<br />
<br />
Sidways ($10-12)<br />
<br />
Unicron ($50)<br />
<br />
===Transformers Beast Machines===<br />
<br />
Scavenger ($7-10)<br />
<br />
===Transformers Beast Wars===<br />
<br />
Transmetal Optimus Primal ($15-20)<br />
<br />
===Transformers Cybertron===<br />
<br />
Evac ($25-$30)<br />
<br />
Cybertron Defense Hot Shot ($10-$12)<br />
<br />
Jetfire ($20-25)<br />
<br />
Megatron ($40-50)<br />
<br />
Overhaul ($5-8)<br />
<br />
Override ($10-12)<br />
<br />
Red Alert ($10-12)<br />
<br />
Scourge ($25-$30)<br />
<br />
Soundwave ($20-25)<br />
<br />
Thunderclash ($6-8)<br />
<br />
Unicron ($10-$12)<br />
<br />
Vector Prime ($25-30)<br />
<br />
===Transformers Generation One===<br />
<br />
[[Megatron pistol|Generation One Megatron]] (seen in "CWC is Angry"). Note: this is the Japanese reissue edition. Probably $75-$125 from an online retailer. <br />
<br />
===Transformers Generation Two===<br />
<br />
Optimus Prime ($30 at initial retail, probably more if Chris bought it from the secondary market)<br />
<br />
===Transformers Heroes of Cybertron===<br />
<br />
Bumblebee ($3-5)<br />
<br />
{{Lists}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Lists]]</div>MrRottenBiscuitshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_toys&diff=88650List of toys2010-05-08T06:06:06Z<p>MrRottenBiscuits: /* Transformers */</p>
<hr />
<div>{{taxpayermoney}}<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|CWC's main use of plastic crap is either decorating his room with it [[sex toys|or shoving it up his ass]] ]]<br />
<br />
Heres a list of all the plastic crap Chris have accumulated over the years with his [[tugboat]] ([[bob|and]] [[Barbara Chandler|parents]]) <br />
<br />
==[[Lego]]==<br />
<br />
===City/Town===<br />
<br />
7892 Hospital <br />
<br />
6337-1 Fast Track Finish<br />
<br />
6517 Water Jet <br />
<br />
===Exo-Force=== <br />
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|Exo-Force was created to attract basement dwelling anime freaks to Lego which made it the perfect theme for Chris ]]<br />
<br />
7700 Stealth Hunter<br />
<br />
7701 Grand Titan<br />
<br />
7712-1 Supernova <br />
<br />
8113 Assault Tiger <br />
<br />
7703 Fire Vulture <br />
<br />
===Ninja===<br />
<br />
6093 Flying Ninja Fortress <br />
<br />
===Space===<br />
<br />
6949 Robo-Guardian <br />
<br />
6975-1 Alien Avenger <br />
<br />
===Star Wars===<br />
<br />
Two 7146 Tie Fighters<br />
<br />
==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==<br />
<br />
===Plush===<br />
[http://www.sonicgear.org/USAPages/SonicPlushesUSA5.html]<br />
<br />
Great Eastern Sonic plush <br />
<br />
Great Eastern Knuckles plush<br />
<br />
===Figures===<br />
<br />
Jazwares Tails<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Sonic<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Knuckles<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Tails<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Big the Cat<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Rose<br />
<br />
Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter<br />
<br />
Toy Island Dr Eggman<br />
<br />
Toy Island Sonic<br />
<br />
Toy Island Shadow<br />
<br />
==[[Transformers]]==<br />
<br />
===Anniversary Editions===<br />
<br />
20th Anniversary Optimus Prime ($30-$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)<br />
<br />
===Transformers Armada===<br />
<br />
Jetfire ($25-30)<br />
<br />
Megatron ($25-30)<br />
<br />
Optimus Prime ($50)<br />
<br />
Rollout ($25-30)<br />
<br />
Sidways ($10-12)<br />
<br />
Unicron ($50)<br />
<br />
===Transformers Beast Wars===<br />
<br />
Transmetal Optimus Primal ($15-20)<br />
<br />
===Transformers Cybertron===<br />
<br />
Evac ($25-$30)<br />
<br />
Cybertron Defense Hot Shot ($10-$12)<br />
<br />
Jetfire ($20-25)<br />
<br />
Megatron ($40-50)<br />
<br />
Override ($10-12)<br />
<br />
Red Alert ($10-12)<br />
<br />
Scourge ($25-$30)<br />
<br />
Soundwave ($20-25)<br />
<br />
Thunderclash ($6-8)<br />
<br />
Unicron ($10-$12)<br />
<br />
Vector Prime ($25-30)<br />
<br />
===Transformers Generation One===<br />
<br />
[[Megatron pistol|Generation One Megatron]] (seen in "CWC is Angry"). Note: this is the Japanese reissue edition. Probably $75-$125 from an online retailer. <br />
<br />
===Transformers Generation Two===<br />
<br />
Optimus Prime ($30 at initial retail, probably more if Chris bought it from the secondary market)<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Transformers Heroes of Cybertron'''<br />
<br />
Bumblebee ($3-5)<br />
<br />
{{Lists}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Lists]]</div>MrRottenBiscuitshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_toys&diff=88645List of toys2010-05-08T06:02:07Z<p>MrRottenBiscuits: /* Transformers */</p>
<hr />
<div>{{taxpayermoney}}<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|CWC's main use of plastic crap is either decorating his room with it [[sex toys|or shoving it up his ass]] ]]<br />
<br />
Heres a list of all the plastic crap Chris have accumulated over the years with his [[tugboat]] ([[bob|and]] [[Barbara Chandler|parents]]) <br />
<br />
==[[Lego]]==<br />
<br />
===City/Town===<br />
<br />
7892 Hospital <br />
<br />
6337-1 Fast Track Finish<br />
<br />
6517 Water Jet <br />
<br />
===Exo-Force=== <br />
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|Exo-Force was created to attract basement dwelling anime freaks to Lego which made it the perfect theme for Chris ]]<br />
<br />
7700 Stealth Hunter<br />
<br />
7701 Grand Titan<br />
<br />
7712-1 Supernova <br />
<br />
8113 Assault Tiger <br />
<br />
7703 Fire Vulture <br />
<br />
===Ninja===<br />
<br />
6093 Flying Ninja Fortress <br />
<br />
===Space===<br />
<br />
6949 Robo-Guardian <br />
<br />
6975-1 Alien Avenger <br />
<br />
===Star Wars===<br />
<br />
Two 7146 Tie Fighters<br />
<br />
==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==<br />
<br />
===Plush===<br />
[http://www.sonicgear.org/USAPages/SonicPlushesUSA5.html]<br />
<br />
Great Eastern Sonic plush <br />
<br />
Great Eastern Knuckles plush<br />
<br />
===Figures===<br />
<br />
Jazwares Tails<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Sonic<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Knuckles<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Tails<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Big the Cat<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Rose<br />
<br />
Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter<br />
<br />
Toy Island Dr Eggman<br />
<br />
Toy Island Sonic<br />
<br />
Toy Island Shadow<br />
<br />
==[[Transformers]]==<br />
<br />
===Anniversary Editions===<br />
<br />
20th Anniversary Optimus Prime ($30-$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)<br />
<br />
===Transformers Armada===<br />
<br />
Jetfire ($25-30)<br />
<br />
Megatron ($25-30)<br />
<br />
Optimus Prime ($50)<br />
<br />
Rollout ($25-30)<br />
<br />
Sidways ($10-12)<br />
<br />
Unicron ($50)<br />
<br />
===Transformers Beast Wars===<br />
<br />
Transmetal Optimus Primal ($15-20)<br />
<br />
===Transformers Cybertron===<br />
<br />
Evac ($25-$30)<br />
<br />
Cybertron Defense Hot Shot ($10-$12)<br />
<br />
Jetfire ($20-25)<br />
<br />
Megatron ($40-50)<br />
<br />
Override ($10-12)<br />
<br />
Scourge ($25-$30)<br />
<br />
Soundwave ($20-25)<br />
<br />
Unicron ($10-$12)<br />
<br />
Vector Prime ($25-30)<br />
<br />
===Transformers Generation One===<br />
<br />
[[Megatron pistol|Generation One Megatron]] (seen in "CWC is Angry"). Note: this is the Japanese reissue edition. Probably $75-$125 from an online retailer. <br />
<br />
===Transformers Generation Two===<br />
<br />
Optimus Prime ($30 at initial retail, probably more if Chris bought it from the secondary market)<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Transformers Heroes of Cybertron'''<br />
<br />
Bumblebee ($3-5)<br />
<br />
{{Lists}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Lists]]</div>MrRottenBiscuitshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_toys&diff=88643List of toys2010-05-08T06:00:34Z<p>MrRottenBiscuits: /* Transformers Generation Two */</p>
<hr />
<div>{{taxpayermoney}}<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|CWC's main use of plastic crap is either decorating his room with it [[sex toys|or shoving it up his ass]] ]]<br />
<br />
Heres a list of all the plastic crap Chris have accumulated over the years with his [[tugboat]] ([[bob|and]] [[Barbara Chandler|parents]]) <br />
<br />
==[[Lego]]==<br />
<br />
===City/Town===<br />
<br />
7892 Hospital <br />
<br />
6337-1 Fast Track Finish<br />
<br />
6517 Water Jet <br />
<br />
===Exo-Force=== <br />
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|Exo-Force was created to attract basement dwelling anime freaks to Lego which made it the perfect theme for Chris ]]<br />
<br />
7700 Stealth Hunter<br />
<br />
7701 Grand Titan<br />
<br />
7712-1 Supernova <br />
<br />
8113 Assault Tiger <br />
<br />
7703 Fire Vulture <br />
<br />
===Ninja===<br />
<br />
6093 Flying Ninja Fortress <br />
<br />
===Space===<br />
<br />
6949 Robo-Guardian <br />
<br />
6975-1 Alien Avenger <br />
<br />
===Star Wars===<br />
<br />
Two 7146 Tie Fighters<br />
<br />
==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==<br />
<br />
===Plush===<br />
[http://www.sonicgear.org/USAPages/SonicPlushesUSA5.html]<br />
<br />
Great Eastern Sonic plush <br />
<br />
Great Eastern Knuckles plush<br />
<br />
===Figures===<br />
<br />
Jazwares Tails<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Sonic<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Knuckles<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Tails<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Big the Cat<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Rose<br />
<br />
Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter<br />
<br />
Toy Island Dr Eggman<br />
<br />
Toy Island Sonic<br />
<br />
Toy Island Shadow<br />
<br />
==[[Transformers]]==<br />
<br />
===Anniversary Editions===<br />
<br />
20th Anniversary Optimus Prime ($30-$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)<br />
<br />
===Transformers Armada===<br />
<br />
Jetfire ($25-30)<br />
<br />
Megatron ($25-30)<br />
<br />
Optimus Prime ($50)<br />
<br />
Rollout ($25-30)<br />
<br />
Sidways ($10-12)<br />
<br />
Unicron ($50)<br />
<br />
===Transformers Beast Wars===<br />
<br />
Transmetal Optimus Primal ($15-20)<br />
<br />
===Transformers Cybertron===<br />
<br />
Evac ($25-$30)<br />
<br />
Cybertron Defense Hot Shot ($10-$12)<br />
<br />
Jetfire ($20-25)<br />
<br />
Megatron ($40-50)<br />
<br />
Override ($10-12)<br />
<br />
Scourge ($25-$30)<br />
<br />
Unicron ($10-$12)<br />
<br />
Vector Prime ($25-30)<br />
<br />
===Transformers Generation One===<br />
<br />
[[Megatron pistol|Generation One Megatron]] (seen in "CWC is Angry"). Note: this is the Japanese reissue edition. Probably $75-$125 from an online retailer. <br />
<br />
===Transformers Generation Two===<br />
<br />
Optimus Prime ($30 at initial retail, probably more if Chris bought it from the secondary market)<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Transformers Heroes of Cybertron'''<br />
<br />
Bumblebee ($3-5)<br />
<br />
{{Lists}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Lists]]</div>MrRottenBiscuitshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_toys&diff=88642List of toys2010-05-08T05:59:54Z<p>MrRottenBiscuits: /* Transformers Generation Two */</p>
<hr />
<div>{{taxpayermoney}}<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|CWC's main use of plastic crap is either decorating his room with it [[sex toys|or shoving it up his ass]] ]]<br />
<br />
Heres a list of all the plastic crap Chris have accumulated over the years with his [[tugboat]] ([[bob|and]] [[Barbara Chandler|parents]]) <br />
<br />
==[[Lego]]==<br />
<br />
===City/Town===<br />
<br />
7892 Hospital <br />
<br />
6337-1 Fast Track Finish<br />
<br />
6517 Water Jet <br />
<br />
===Exo-Force=== <br />
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|Exo-Force was created to attract basement dwelling anime freaks to Lego which made it the perfect theme for Chris ]]<br />
<br />
7700 Stealth Hunter<br />
<br />
7701 Grand Titan<br />
<br />
7712-1 Supernova <br />
<br />
8113 Assault Tiger <br />
<br />
7703 Fire Vulture <br />
<br />
===Ninja===<br />
<br />
6093 Flying Ninja Fortress <br />
<br />
===Space===<br />
<br />
6949 Robo-Guardian <br />
<br />
6975-1 Alien Avenger <br />
<br />
===Star Wars===<br />
<br />
Two 7146 Tie Fighters<br />
<br />
==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==<br />
<br />
===Plush===<br />
[http://www.sonicgear.org/USAPages/SonicPlushesUSA5.html]<br />
<br />
Great Eastern Sonic plush <br />
<br />
Great Eastern Knuckles plush<br />
<br />
===Figures===<br />
<br />
Jazwares Tails<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Sonic<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Knuckles<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Tails<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Big the Cat<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Rose<br />
<br />
Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter<br />
<br />
Toy Island Dr Eggman<br />
<br />
Toy Island Sonic<br />
<br />
Toy Island Shadow<br />
<br />
==[[Transformers]]==<br />
<br />
===Anniversary Editions===<br />
<br />
20th Anniversary Optimus Prime ($30-$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)<br />
<br />
===Transformers Armada===<br />
<br />
Jetfire ($25-30)<br />
<br />
Megatron ($25-30)<br />
<br />
Optimus Prime ($50)<br />
<br />
Rollout ($25-30)<br />
<br />
Sidways ($10-12)<br />
<br />
Unicron ($50)<br />
<br />
===Transformers Beast Wars===<br />
<br />
Transmetal Optimus Primal ($15-20)<br />
<br />
===Transformers Cybertron===<br />
<br />
Evac ($25-$30)<br />
<br />
Cybertron Defense Hot Shot ($10-$12)<br />
<br />
Jetfire ($20-25)<br />
<br />
Megatron ($40-50)<br />
<br />
Override ($10-12)<br />
<br />
Scourge ($25-$30)<br />
<br />
Unicron ($10-$12)<br />
<br />
Vector Prime ($25-30)<br />
<br />
===Transformers Generation One===<br />
<br />
[[Megatron pistol|Generation One Megatron]] (seen in "CWC is Angry"). Note: this is the Japanese reissue edition. Probably $75-$125 from an online retailer. <br />
<br />
===Transformers Generation Two===<br />
<br />
Optimus Prime ($30 at initial retail, probably more if Chris bought it from the secondary market)<br />
<br />
''Transformers Heroes of Cybertron''<br />
<br />
Bumblebee ($3-5)<br />
<br />
{{Lists}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Lists]]</div>MrRottenBiscuitshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_toys&diff=88641List of toys2010-05-08T05:59:34Z<p>MrRottenBiscuits: /* Transformers */</p>
<hr />
<div>{{taxpayermoney}}<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|CWC's main use of plastic crap is either decorating his room with it [[sex toys|or shoving it up his ass]] ]]<br />
<br />
Heres a list of all the plastic crap Chris have accumulated over the years with his [[tugboat]] ([[bob|and]] [[Barbara Chandler|parents]]) <br />
<br />
==[[Lego]]==<br />
<br />
===City/Town===<br />
<br />
7892 Hospital <br />
<br />
6337-1 Fast Track Finish<br />
<br />
6517 Water Jet <br />
<br />
===Exo-Force=== <br />
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|Exo-Force was created to attract basement dwelling anime freaks to Lego which made it the perfect theme for Chris ]]<br />
<br />
7700 Stealth Hunter<br />
<br />
7701 Grand Titan<br />
<br />
7712-1 Supernova <br />
<br />
8113 Assault Tiger <br />
<br />
7703 Fire Vulture <br />
<br />
===Ninja===<br />
<br />
6093 Flying Ninja Fortress <br />
<br />
===Space===<br />
<br />
6949 Robo-Guardian <br />
<br />
6975-1 Alien Avenger <br />
<br />
===Star Wars===<br />
<br />
Two 7146 Tie Fighters<br />
<br />
==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==<br />
<br />
===Plush===<br />
[http://www.sonicgear.org/USAPages/SonicPlushesUSA5.html]<br />
<br />
Great Eastern Sonic plush <br />
<br />
Great Eastern Knuckles plush<br />
<br />
===Figures===<br />
<br />
Jazwares Tails<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Sonic<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Knuckles<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Tails<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Big the Cat<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Rose<br />
<br />
Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter<br />
<br />
Toy Island Dr Eggman<br />
<br />
Toy Island Sonic<br />
<br />
Toy Island Shadow<br />
<br />
==[[Transformers]]==<br />
<br />
===Anniversary Editions===<br />
<br />
20th Anniversary Optimus Prime ($30-$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)<br />
<br />
===Transformers Armada===<br />
<br />
Jetfire ($25-30)<br />
<br />
Megatron ($25-30)<br />
<br />
Optimus Prime ($50)<br />
<br />
Rollout ($25-30)<br />
<br />
Sidways ($10-12)<br />
<br />
Unicron ($50)<br />
<br />
===Transformers Beast Wars===<br />
<br />
Transmetal Optimus Primal ($15-20)<br />
<br />
===Transformers Cybertron===<br />
<br />
Evac ($25-$30)<br />
<br />
Cybertron Defense Hot Shot ($10-$12)<br />
<br />
Jetfire ($20-25)<br />
<br />
Megatron ($40-50)<br />
<br />
Override ($10-12)<br />
<br />
Scourge ($25-$30)<br />
<br />
Unicron ($10-$12)<br />
<br />
Vector Prime ($25-30)<br />
<br />
===Transformers Generation One===<br />
<br />
[[Megatron pistol|Generation One Megatron]] (seen in "CWC is Angry"). Note: this is the Japanese reissue edition. Probably $75-$125 from an online retailer. <br />
<br />
===Transformers Generation Two===<br />
<br />
Optimus Prime ($30 at initial retail, probably more if Chris bought it from the secondary market)<br />
<br />
''Transformers Heroes of Cybertron'''<br />
<br />
Bumblebee ($3-5)<br />
<br />
{{Lists}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Lists]]</div>MrRottenBiscuitshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_toys&diff=88593List of toys2010-05-08T03:10:45Z<p>MrRottenBiscuits: /* Transformers */</p>
<hr />
<div>{{taxpayermoney}}<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|CWC's main use of plastic crap is either decorating his room with it [[sex toys|or shoving it up his ass]] ]]<br />
<br />
Heres a list of all the plastic crap Chris have accumulated over the years with his [[tugboat]] ([[bob|and]] [[Barbara Chandler|parents]]) <br />
<br />
===[[Lego]]===<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''City/Town'''<br />
<br />
7892 Hospital <br />
<br />
6337-1 Fast Track Finish<br />
<br />
6517 Water Jet <br />
<br />
<br />
'''Exo-Force''' [[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|Exo-Force was created to attract basement dwelling anime freaks to Lego which made it the perfect theme for Chris ]]<br />
<br />
7700 Stealth Hunter<br />
<br />
7701 Grand Titan<br />
<br />
7712-1 Supernova <br />
<br />
8113 Assault Tiger <br />
<br />
7703 Fire Vulture <br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Ninja'''<br />
<br />
6093 Flying Ninja Fortress <br />
<br />
<br />
'''Space'''<br />
<br />
6949 Robo-Guardian <br />
<br />
6975-1 Alien Avenger <br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Star Wars'''<br />
<br />
Two 7146 Tie Fighters<br />
<br />
<br />
===[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]===<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Plush'''[http://www.sonicgear.org/USAPages/SonicPlushesUSA5.html]<br />
<br />
Great Eastern Sonic plush <br />
<br />
Great Eastern Knuckles plush<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Figures'''<br />
<br />
Jazwares Tails<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Sonic<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Knuckles<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Tails<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Big the Cat<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Rose<br />
<br />
Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter<br />
<br />
Toy Island Dr Eggman<br />
<br />
Toy Island Sonic<br />
<br />
Toy Island Shadow<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
===[[Transformers]]===<br />
<br />
'''Anniversary Editions'''<br />
<br />
20th Anniversary Optimus Prime ($30-$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Transformers Armada'''<br />
<br />
Jetfire ($25-30)<br />
<br />
Megatron ($25-30)<br />
<br />
Optimus Prime ($50)<br />
<br />
Rollout ($25-30)<br />
<br />
Unicron ($50)<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Transformers Beast Wars'''<br />
<br />
Transmetal Optimus Primal ($15-20)<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Transformers Cybertron'''<br />
<br />
Evac ($25-$30)<br />
<br />
Cybertron Defense Hot Shot ($10-$12)<br />
<br />
Megatron ($40-50)<br />
<br />
Scourge ($25-$30)<br />
<br />
Unicron ($10-$12)<br />
<br />
Vector Prime ($25-30)<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Transformers Generation One'''<br />
<br />
[[Megatron pistol|Generation One Megatron]] (seen in "CWC is Angry"). Note: this is the Japanese reissue edition. Probably $75-$125 from an online retailer. <br />
<br />
<br />
'''Transformers Generation Two'''<br />
<br />
Optimus Prime ($30 at initial retail, probably more if Chris bought it from the secondary market)</div>MrRottenBiscuitshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:List_of_toys&diff=88433Talk:List of toys2010-05-06T20:56:14Z<p>MrRottenBiscuits: </p>
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<div>I really, really doubt this is the sort of undertaking you can expect to finish. Because holy shit Chris owns a lot of crap.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:34, 6 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
<br />
Bonus points if you also look up their prices for a grand total. I figure somewhere around the millions over the past 28 years. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:06, 6 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
<br />
Are videogame systems considered toys? --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 18:04, 6 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
* We've already got a list for video games, so including them here would be redundant. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 19:01, 6 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
<br />
Added some to the list about Transformers, but it's currently incomplete.</div>MrRottenBiscuitshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_toys&diff=88431List of toys2010-05-06T20:51:35Z<p>MrRottenBiscuits: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{taxpayermoney}}<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|CWC's main use of plastic crap is either decorating his room with it [[sex toys|or shoving it up his ass]] ]]<br />
<br />
Heres a list of all the plastic crap Chris have accumulated over the years with his tugboat ([[bob|and]] [[Barbara Chandler|parents]]) <br />
<br />
<br />
'''Lego'''<br />
<br />
Two 7146 Tie Fighters[http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=7146-1]<br />
<br />
7700 Stealth Hunter[http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=7700-1]<br />
<br />
7701 Grand Titan[http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=7700-1]<br />
<br />
7712-1 Supernova [http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=7712-1]<br />
<br />
8113 Assault Tiger [http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=8113-1]<br />
<br />
6093 Flying Ninja Fortress [http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=6093-1]<br />
<br />
7892 Hospital [http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=7892-1]<br />
<br />
6337-1 Fast Track Finish[http://www.brickset.com/detail/?set=6337-1]<br />
<br />
6517 Water Jet [http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=6517-1]<br />
<br />
6949 Robo-Guardian [http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=6949-1]<br />
<br />
6975-1 Alien Avenger [http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=6975-1]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
[http://www.sonicgear.org/USAPages/USASonicFigures.html '''Sonic figures''']<br />
<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Sonic<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Knuckels<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Tails<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Big the Cat<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Rose<br />
<br />
Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter<br />
<br />
Toy Island Dr Eggman<br />
<br />
Toy Island Sonic<br />
<br />
Toy Island Shadow<br />
<br />
Jazwares Tails<br />
<br />
Great Eastern Sonic plush [http://www.sonicgear.org/USAPages/SonicPlushesUSA5.html]<br />
<br />
Great Eastern Knuckels plush<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Transformers'''<br />
<br />
20th Anniversary Optimus Prime ($30-$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)<br />
<br />
Armada Megatron ($50)<br />
<br />
Armada Unicron ($50)<br />
<br />
Cybertron Evac ($25-$30)<br />
<br />
Cybertron Hot Shot ($10-$12)<br />
<br />
Cybertron Megatron ($40-50)<br />
<br />
Cybertron Scourge ($25-$30)<br />
<br />
Cybertron Unicron ($10-$12)<br />
<br />
Cybertron Vector Prime ($25-30)<br />
<br />
Generation One Megatron (seen in "CWC is Angry"). Note: this is the Japanese reissue edition. Probably $75-$125 from an online retailer. <br />
<br />
Generation Two Optimus Prime ($30 at initial retail, probably more if Chris bought it from the secondary market)</div>MrRottenBiscuitshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_toys&diff=88430List of toys2010-05-06T20:49:53Z<p>MrRottenBiscuits: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{taxpayermoney}}<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|CWC's main use of plastic crap is either decorating his room with it [[sex toys|or shoving it up his ass]] ]]<br />
<br />
Heres a list of all the plastic crap Chris have accumulated over the years with his tugboat ([[bob|and]] [[Barbara Chandler|parents]]) <br />
<br />
<br />
'''Lego'''<br />
<br />
Two 7146 Tie Fighters[http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=7146-1]<br />
<br />
7700 Stealth Hunter[http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=7700-1]<br />
<br />
7701 Grand Titan[http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=7700-1]<br />
<br />
7712-1 Supernova [http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=7712-1]<br />
<br />
8113 Assault Tiger [http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=8113-1]<br />
<br />
6093 Flying Ninja Fortress [http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=6093-1]<br />
<br />
7892 Hospital [http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=7892-1]<br />
<br />
6337-1 Fast Track Finish[http://www.brickset.com/detail/?set=6337-1]<br />
<br />
6517 Water Jet [http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=6517-1]<br />
<br />
6949 Robo-Guardian [http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=6949-1]<br />
<br />
6975-1 Alien Avenger [http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=6975-1]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
[http://www.sonicgear.org/USAPages/USASonicFigures.html '''Sonic figures''']<br />
<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Sonic<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Knuckels<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Tails<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Big the Cat<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Rose<br />
<br />
Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter<br />
<br />
Toy Island Dr Eggman<br />
<br />
Toy Island Sonic<br />
<br />
Toy Island Shadow<br />
<br />
Jazwares Tails<br />
<br />
Great Eastern Sonic plush [http://www.sonicgear.org/USAPages/SonicPlushesUSA5.html]<br />
<br />
Great Eastern Knuckels plush<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Transformers'''<br />
<br />
20th Anniversary Optimus Prime ($30-$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)<br />
<br />
Armada Megatron ($50)<br />
<br />
Armada Unicron ($50)<br />
<br />
Cybertron Hot Shot ($10-$12)<br />
<br />
Cybertron Megatron ($40-50)<br />
<br />
Cybertron Scourge ($25-$30)<br />
<br />
Cybertron Unicron ($10-$12)<br />
<br />
Cybertron Vector Prime ($25-30)<br />
<br />
Generation One Megatron (seen in "CWC is Angry"). Note: this is the Japanese reissue edition. Probably $75-$125 from an online retailer. <br />
<br />
Generation Two Optimus Prime ($30 at initial retail, probably more if Chris bought it from the secondary market)</div>MrRottenBiscuitshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_toys&diff=88429List of toys2010-05-06T20:48:18Z<p>MrRottenBiscuits: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{taxpayermoney}}<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|CWC's main use of plastic crap is either decorating his room with it [[sex toys|or shoving it up his ass]] ]]<br />
<br />
Heres a list of all the plastic crap Chris have accumulated over the years with his tugboat ([[bob|and]] [[Barbara Chandler|parents]]) <br />
<br />
<br />
'''Lego'''<br />
<br />
Two 7146 Tie Fighters[http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=7146-1]<br />
<br />
7700 Stealth Hunter[http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=7700-1]<br />
<br />
7701 Grand Titan[http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=7700-1]<br />
<br />
7712-1 Supernova [http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=7712-1]<br />
<br />
8113 Assault Tiger [http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=8113-1]<br />
<br />
6093 Flying Ninja Fortress [http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=6093-1]<br />
<br />
7892 Hospital [http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=7892-1]<br />
<br />
6337-1 Fast Track Finish[http://www.brickset.com/detail/?set=6337-1]<br />
<br />
6517 Water Jet [http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=6517-1]<br />
<br />
6949 Robo-Guardian [http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=6949-1]<br />
<br />
6975-1 Alien Avenger [http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=6975-1]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
[http://www.sonicgear.org/USAPages/USASonicFigures.html '''Sonic figures''']<br />
<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Sonic<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Knuckels<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Tails<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Big the Cat<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Rose<br />
<br />
Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter<br />
<br />
Toy Island Dr Eggman<br />
<br />
Toy Island Sonic<br />
<br />
Toy Island Shadow<br />
<br />
Jazwares Tails<br />
<br />
Great Eastern Sonic plush [http://www.sonicgear.org/USAPages/SonicPlushesUSA5.html]<br />
<br />
Great Eastern Knuckels plush<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Transformers'''<br />
<br />
20th Anniversary Optimus Prime ($30-$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)<br />
<br />
Armada Megatron ($50)<br />
<br />
Armada Unicron ($50)<br />
<br />
Cybertron Hot Shot ($10-$12)<br />
<br />
Cybertron Megatron ($40-50)<br />
<br />
Cybertron Scourge ($25-$30)<br />
<br />
Cybertron Vector Prime ($25-30)<br />
<br />
Generation One Megatron (seen in "CWC is Angry"). Note: this is the Japanese reissue edition. Probably $75-$125 from an online retailer. <br />
<br />
Generation Two Optimus Prime ($30 at initial retail, probably more if Chris bought it from the secondary market)</div>MrRottenBiscuitshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_toys&diff=88428List of toys2010-05-06T20:45:19Z<p>MrRottenBiscuits: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{taxpayermoney}}<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|CWC's main use of plastic crap is either decorating his room with it [[sex toys|or shoving it up his ass]] ]]<br />
<br />
Heres a list of all the plastic crap Chris have accumulated over the years with his tugboat ([[bob|and]] [[Barbara Chandler|parents]]) <br />
<br />
<br />
'''Lego'''<br />
<br />
Two 7146 Tie Fighters[http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=7146-1]<br />
<br />
7700 Stealth Hunter[http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=7700-1]<br />
<br />
7701 Grand Titan[http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=7700-1]<br />
<br />
7712-1 Supernova [http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=7712-1]<br />
<br />
8113 Assault Tiger [http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=8113-1]<br />
<br />
6093 Flying Ninja Fortress [http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=6093-1]<br />
<br />
7892 Hospital [http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=7892-1]<br />
<br />
6337-1 Fast Track Finish[http://www.brickset.com/detail/?set=6337-1]<br />
<br />
6517 Water Jet [http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=6517-1]<br />
<br />
6949 Robo-Guardian [http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=6949-1]<br />
<br />
6975-1 Alien Avenger [http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=6975-1]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
[http://www.sonicgear.org/USAPages/USASonicFigures.html '''Sonic figures''']<br />
<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Sonic<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Knuckels<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Tails<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Big the Cat<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Rose<br />
<br />
Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter<br />
<br />
Toy Island Dr Eggman<br />
<br />
Toy Island Sonic<br />
<br />
Toy Island Shadow<br />
<br />
Jazwares Tails<br />
<br />
Great Eastern Sonic plush [http://www.sonicgear.org/USAPages/SonicPlushesUSA5.html]<br />
<br />
Great Eastern Knuckels plush<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Transformers'''<br />
<br />
20th Anniversary Optimus Prime <br />
<br />
Armada Megatron<br />
<br />
Armada Unicron<br />
<br />
Cybertron Hot Shot<br />
<br />
Cybertron Megatron<br />
<br />
Generation One Megatron (seen in "CWC is Angry"). Note: this is the Japanese reissue edition <br />
<br />
Generation Two Optimus Prime</div>MrRottenBiscuitshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_toys&diff=88426List of toys2010-05-06T20:37:27Z<p>MrRottenBiscuits: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{taxpayermoney}}<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|CWC's main use of plastic crap is either decorating his room with it [[sex toys|or shoving it up his ass]] ]]<br />
<br />
Heres a list of all the plastic crap Chris have accumulated over the years with his tugboat ([[bob|and]] [[Barbara Chandler|parents]]) <br />
<br />
<br />
'''Lego'''<br />
<br />
Two 7146 Tie Fighters[http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=7146-1]<br />
<br />
7700 Stealth Hunter[http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=7700-1]<br />
<br />
7701 Grand Titan[http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=7700-1]<br />
<br />
7712-1 Supernova [http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=7712-1]<br />
<br />
8113 Assault Tiger [http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=8113-1]<br />
<br />
6093 Flying Ninja Fortress [http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=6093-1]<br />
<br />
7892 Hospital [http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=7892-1]<br />
<br />
6337-1 Fast Track Finish[http://www.brickset.com/detail/?set=6337-1]<br />
<br />
6517 Water Jet [http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=6517-1]<br />
<br />
6949 Robo-Guardian [http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=6949-1]<br />
<br />
6975-1 Alien Avenger [http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=6975-1]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
[http://www.sonicgear.org/USAPages/USASonicFigures.html '''Sonic figures''']<br />
<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Sonic<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Knuckels<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Tails<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Big the Cat<br />
<br />
ReSaurus Rose<br />
<br />
Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter<br />
<br />
Toy Island Dr Eggman<br />
<br />
Toy Island Sonic<br />
<br />
Toy Island Shadow<br />
<br />
Jazwares Tails<br />
<br />
Great Eastern Sonic plush [http://www.sonicgear.org/USAPages/SonicPlushesUSA5.html]<br />
<br />
Great Eastern Knuckels plush<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Transformers'''<br />
<br />
20th Anniversary Optimus Prime <br />
<br />
Armada Unicron<br />
<br />
Cybertron Hot Shot<br />
<br />
Cybertron Megatron<br />
<br />
Generation One Megatron (seen in "CWC is Angry"). Note: this is the Japanese reissue edition <br />
<br />
Generation Two Optimus Prime</div>MrRottenBiscuits