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Count Graduon

2012-01-13T12:04:36Z

Mrlarry: /* Gallery */

[[Image:Graduon.png|thumb|150px|The true form of Count Graduon]]

'''Count Graduon''' is the prime mover behind the forces of evil in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. Count Graduon is an ancient evil spirit residing in the scepter of the evil witch [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Despite being a supernatural being of great power who threatened the [[Cherokian Clan|ancient Native Americans]], Graduon inexplicably holds the title of a low-ranking nobleman in European society.

Graduon's name derives from [[Christian]]'s feelings about his '''gradu'''ati'''on''' from [[Manchester High School|high school]].<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref> Beyond his anger and embarrassment about not receiving special treatment at his class's commencement ceremony, Christian likens his departure from high school to being forced from comfortable surroundings and cherished friends. He also regards his efforts to adjust to life after school as a [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|great adventure story]], so it should perhaps come as no surprise that the man-child's greatest enemy is a metaphor for growing up.

Chris claims that Graduon (and [[Reldnahc]]) is inspired by ''"basic evil wizards, and evil twins from various tv shows, movies and [[anime]] and book stories."''<ref>[[IRC (18 December 2008)]]</ref>

==In the comic==

[[Image:Count_Graduon.jpg|thumb|Count Graduon, the evil purple [[duck]]]]

According to the [[Anchuent Prophecy]], Count Graduon is an ancient being of supreme evil sealed away by the leaders of the [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] and [[Wasabi Clan|Wasabi]] clans. Interestingly enough, despite being trapped for thousands of years, Graduon was able to go to [[the Moon]] and teach [[Silvana]], as well as give her a [[pickle|penis]].

The Prophecy foretold that upon its own discovery by [[Sonichu]], Graduon would be released from his imprisonment to endanger mankind. Once Sonichu alerted Christian of this fact, Chris accepted the powers of [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] in order to find and defeat Graduon.

When Chris-Chan, [[Wes-Li Sonichu]], and [[Saramah Rosechu]] discovered the ancient evil they were looking for, they found an enormous golem marauding through [[CWCville]] at the behest of Mary Lee Walsh. It was soon revealed that Walsh's scepter contained the evil spirit, who identified itself as Count Graduon after the three prophesied electric creatures defeated the golem.

Graduon has not yet established his motive for aligning with Mary Lee Walsh and targeting Christian, his city, and his friends. It may be inferred from the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] though, that Chris's super powers are a critical threat to Graduon's evil, so therefore he seems to ally with her primarily because they see him as a common enemy, but for their own reasons between them.

Christian has stated that at the end of the "first season", he will fling Count Graduon to [[the Moon]], breaking the staff in which he is imprisoned. He then hinted (in other words, [[Chris and Writing|revealed]]) that whilst he is there, Graduon finds and possesses [[Metal Sonichu]] preparing to bring back to [[CWCville]] as a new villain. His primary motive might be to use the robotic copy as a replacement vessel for his broken staff, but it's speculated that Metal Sonichu will get to battle [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] (or [[Chris and his Ego|Chris]], depending on how you look at it) again if the story continues.

In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], it is revealed that he cannot stand Mary Lee Walsh — er, Slaweel Ryam — due to her inability to either defeat Chris and his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]], nor either free him or give him a new body. He was content to let her die when she nearly fell off a platform whilst fighting Sonichu, but when Sonichu saves her, he holds off and waits for a chance to utterly remove her from the picture.

In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], however, Chris smashes the staff at the behest of Slaweel Ryam in order that she can "punish him another day". Whatever this might mean, it looks like Graduon is out of the picture for the time being, allowing Chris to focus on a new set of villains. This is not entirely unconnected to the rapid rise of [[Asperchu]] as the primary source of Chris's ire.

If [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] is ever finished, Chris claims that Graduon will return: ''"[[Metal Sonichu|METAL SONICHU]] is NOT a secondary character; HE will be making his return as a MAJOR VILLIAN after Book 11 Possessed by the soul of Count Graduon."''<ref>[[CWC Blog]]</ref><ref>[[Wallflower E-mails]]</ref> However, he later said that this would happen in "[[Sonichu 12|12]] or later."<ref>[[Jackie E-mails]]</ref>

==Appearance==

Count Graduon is shown mostly as an [[Wikipedia:Energy being|energy being]] inside a lollipop-like scepter, presumably with the immeasurable evil being trapped inside the purple crystal on top of it. This may be [[ripped off|inspired]] by ''[[The Adventures of The American Rabbit]]'', in which the main villain, Vultor, is a vulture on top of a staff.

Issue #9 shows his anthropoid form as either a "[[Wikipedia:Greys|Gray]]" alien with purple eyes, an albino gingerbread man, an ersatz [[Harry Potter|Lord Voldemort]] or a dark silhouette that Chris could not be bothered to color. He also has angry-looking purple eyes, and for whatever reason, he is seen sporting a faggy cape of some sort.

In ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' however, he takes on a different and somewhat more intimidating appearance, still retaining the similar eyes and basic body shape, but is instead a purple color, with blue and white muscle tissue-like strings on his body, darker purple-red eyes, and spiked wing-like growths protruding from his back and head, making him somewhat resemble [[Wikipedia:Super Smash Bros. (series)#Tabuu|Tabuu]] from the [[Nintendo|''Super Smash Bros.'' series]].

Amazingly, Graduon might be one of Chris's more "original" characters, even if he is mostly just the living personification of negative feelings towards his graduation.

==Gallery==

<center><gallery>
Image:CountGraduon_11302009cwcki.jpg| Try it, it might make good reading.
Image: Count_Graduon_seriously.png‎| O RLY? Last time we checked, he was nice compared to [[Chris]].
Image:ModNation CountGraduon.jpg| Graduon as he appears in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.
Image:Graduon2.png
</gallery></center>

==Sources==
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==See also:==

{{Fan art}}

*[[Mary Lee Walsh]]
*[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]
*[[Silvana Rosechu]]
*[[The Moon]]

File:Graduon2.png

2012-01-13T12:01:23Z

Mrlarry: A rendering of the staff Count Graduon was imprisoned in

A rendering of the staff Count Graduon was imprisoned in

Britney Spears

2011-09-29T23:41:41Z

Mrlarry:

[[Image:BritneySpears.jpg|thumb|Britney in costume as [[Officer Nasty]].]]

'''Britney Spears''' is an American singer and favorite [[music]] star of [[Christian Weston Chandler]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#More Information About Myself]]</ref> Much like Chris, she has a tendency to make a complete jackass of herself by appearing in [[Nudes|unflattering photos]].

When playing a game of [[Pokémon]] with [[Lucas]], Chris sang along to Britney songs the entire time.<ref>Lucas in post 17272</ref>

After [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] grew up and became hot, Chris labeled her a "spittin' image of Britney Spears,"<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Over the Years]]</ref> but only because she was blonde. Because we all know how good Chris is with facial recognition.

==Britney and Chris's sexuality==
[[Image:Britneyspears-7130.jpg|thumb|left|And we see where he got the [[Lovely Weather|whale-tail idea...]]]]

It is unlikely that Chris is a fan of Spears solely because of her music. He uses her as a method of proving his heterosexuality, as seen in [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|this video]]. On 10 June 2009, Chris once again relied on Britney Spears to prove his "straightness" when he favorited several of her music videos on his [[YouTube]] account. His attempt backfired when the account was promptly hacked and filled with [[gay]] propaganda videos. (It is not confirmed if this really was Chris, but it probably was.)

The entire process of Chris using Britney to prove his straightness is very ironic, as Britney Spears is a beloved icon among [[Homos]], as proven by Chris Crocker.

==Britney and Chris's past==
Chris's obsession with Britney might also simply have to do with timing. She was extremely popular in America during the late '90s, when Chris was growing up, and so he might be fond of her music simply for the nostalgia factor — it reminds him of a time when his life was much happier. His interest in her most likely started because all of his friends were girls and all girls back then loved Britney. This would give Chris the opportunity to be [[Tomgirl Pictures|"one of the girls"]].

==Tributes==
[[Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|For the record, Britney's marriage only lasted 12 hours.|thumb]]

*Chris performed a cover of Britney's popular 1999 hit "Crazy" called "[[Feel So Lonesome]]". In a similar fashion to "[[So Need a Cute Girl]]", it consists mostly of Chris whining about how he is a [[virgin with rage]], and girls won't go out with him because they are [[Boyfriend-free|already taken]].

*Near the end of the [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008]] video, Chris's cellphone rings with a "Crazy" ringtone.

*When it came time to do Round 3 of the [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_3|SingStar Challenge]], Chris chose to "sing" over her non-hit "Autumn Goodbye."

*He also played "Heaven on Earth," on his [[KCWC_Top_10_Dedication_Special#Part_6:_.233|failure of what he considers "radio"]].

*In his [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|ultimate, irrefutable proof that he is STRAIGHT]] (and completely \m/ metal \m/), Chris put a portrait of Britney on the wall, labeled simply "Oops!" (in reference to "Oops!... I Did It Again").

==References==
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{{DEFAULTSORT:Spears, Britney}}
[[Category:People]]

Lovely Weather

2011-09-03T06:21:32Z

Mrlarry:

{{Quote|
<poem>"Just hear those sleigh bells jingling,
Ring ting tingling too
Come on, it's '''lovely weather'''
'''For a sleigh ride together with''' you,
Outside the snow is falling
And friends are calling "Yoo hoo,"
Come on, it's '''lovely weather'''
'''For a sleigh ride together with''' you."</poem>
|Sleigh Ride<ref>[http://www.lyricsmania.com/lyrics/christmas_songs_lyrics_10575/other_lyrics_33314/sleigh_ride_lyrics_360899.html Sleigh Ride Lyrics]</ref>}}

[[Image:Lovelymotherfuckingweather.jpg|thumb|Note the broad shoulders, the lack of hips and how she's as tall as Chris...]]

'''Lovely Weather''' is [[Chris]]'s future wife, whom Chris traveled through the [[Time Void]] to [[Chris and sex#Chris and rape|rape]], ''Revenge of the Nerds'' style. Although many of Chris's real-life [[sweethearts]] have also made appearances in his comics, Lovely is as yet an entirely fictional creation, making Chris all the more pathetic.

Chris [[Mailbag 50#And in closing...|likes to sing]] "Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with Lovely Weather..." over and over. He thinks [[Random-access humor|this is clever]] because "Lovely Weather" could be someone's name! [[Chris and reality|Now it is]]. For the godless heathens among us who have never heard Christmas music before, the song is "Sleigh Ride," a holiday staple since the early 1950s.<ref>[[Wikipedia: Sleigh Ride]]</ref>

==Overview==
[[Image:LovelyWeatherBizarro.jpg|thumb|150px|A sweetheart of the OPPOSITE GENDER.]]

Lovely Weather can be seen in the comic in her present-day form, where she looks like a [[Silvana|man in drag]]. Since Lovely Weather is a relatively new character in the [[Sonichu]] comic with a first appearance in ''[[Sonichu 10]]'', we can expect more [[Giant Penis Comic|"shenanigans"]] involving her in the future.

She stands as a bold statement of Christian's unrealistic expectations, as she has enormous jugs, wears a thong, enjoys very casual sex, and thinks even the most bland sentence is hilarious. In other words, his perfect woman appears to be a whore who's almost as retarded as he is.

Some speculate that her masculine proportions are a reference to Chris's desire for a sweetheart merely of the opposite ''gender''. ("Gender" is a psychological phenomenon, which leaves the field wide open for [[Mailbag 27|MTF transsexuals.]]) As such, she could very well be a transwoman. Others speculate that she has man shoulders because [[Chris and art|Chris can't draw.]]

Lovely and Chris are supposedly married by 2015. Considering the way things are going, it's doubtful he'll get married, or even [[Hanky panky|laid]], by then. We all know that the man is going to die a bachelor and a [[virgin with rage]].

In his [[CWCipedia]] page devoted to her, Chris denies that Lovely Weather is not [[The Wallflower]] as a pseudonym. Given his [[Lies|past record of honesty]], the claim is doubtful at best.

==Chris and time travel==
[[Image:CWCtothefuture.jpg|260px|thumb|left|What he didn't mention is that he went back to 1955 and made out with [[Barbara|his mother]]. And entirely failed to inspire Chuck Berry.]]

Chris is a hormone-addled goofball, so it's not likely that he has put any serious thought into the mechanics of time travel, its effects on causality, the wisdom of living one's life out of order, the morality of manipulating the progress of other people's lives, and so on. He simply sees the meeting with Lovely as a chance for his fictional avatar to get his rocks off. The implications that he has ignored are significant.

For instance, the comic-book Chris now has direct knowledge of his personal future that will affect the decisions he makes as he progresses towards it - in fact, he takes time to set their "fated first date" before attacking [[4-cent]]. Knowing that he will eventually marry Lovely might, paradoxically, incline him to decisions or result in events that will change the course of his life that produced that outcome. (Unless, of course, one subscribes to the belief that Chris's marriage with Lovely was foreordained, and his time-travel jaunt was already one piece of the puzzle that lead to it.)

Likewise, he has interfered with the future lives of both Lovely and himself. The future Chris may have been aware of his past self's encounter with his wife, but he may also have some explaining to do if Lovely ever works out that he wasn't the one she happened to sleep with that time.

There's also the fact that having sex with someone under false pretenses is, if not outright rape, then something pretty unpleasant at the very least. Whatever it might say about Chris's understanding of causality, his encounter with Lovely speaks volumes about his understanding of sex and relationships. He's perfectly happy to screw first, then meet and get to know her later.

Listen closely, and you can hear H.G. Wells and William Hartnell spinning in their graves.
{{clear}}

==Statutory rape?==

Chris meets with Lovely Weather when he travels to the future. Although (according to Chris) he marries Lovely Weather in the future, when Chris meets her she believes that he is the Chris of his time and has sex with him. Chris at no point explains the situation or seems uncomfortable having sex with a person he's both never met and who believes he is someone else. In the [[mailbag]]s, Chris explains that since she technically initiated the sex, [[Kacey Phone Call|despite being tricked about who it was]], it both wasn't rape and was morally right and just.

==Meg Griffin affair==

In [[Sonichu 10]], only pages after traveling to the future and raping Lovely Weather, Chris meets up with Meg Griffin of ''[[Family Guy]]'' fame. Chris asks her if Seth has permitted her to turn 18 yet, but doesn't even wait for her to answer before making out<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_40 Chris and Meg]</ref> with her (with more presumably happening off-screen). [[Blanca|Once]] [[PandaHalo|again]], Chris cheats on his significant others, even completely fictional ones.

She later reveals herself to be [[Silvana]] in disguise, which doesn't at all change the part of this that readers are latching on to.
{{Clear}}

==Sauces==
<references/>

==See also:==
*[[List of Chris's sweethearts]]
*[[Chris and Sex]]
*[[Crystal Weston Chandler]]
*[[Chloe]]

{{Sweethearts}}
{{Sonichu}}
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]][[Category:Sweethearts]][[Category:Characters]]

Jackie E-mails 22

2010-12-16T01:22:46Z

Mrlarry:

This page lists emails exchanged by Chris and [[Jackie]] from 13 to 20 [[November 2010]].

Chris states that he feels he needs to seek personal justice against the [[trolls]], specifically [[The Miscreants|the "Head Trolls"]], in order to continue his life. He still regrets his graduation day. Jackie points out that Chris seeks counseling from [[Rocky]] to rationalize his own laziness, and that her lack of qualification is doing more harm than good. Jackie presents the "Trollbusters" website, but Chris doesn't fall for it.

Chris recognizes he does not have capacity to have any adult relationships. Jackie agrees, though Chris lashes out at her for using the term "[[friend zone]]" and demands that [[sex]] stay on the table for when he demands. Jackie's reaction is as one would expect.

{{EmailReply|November 13, 2010 - 7:49pm
Well, for future references, I will let you know of any applicable
concerns. Mostly, I have been under constant [[stress]] from the emotional
and psychological damage the Trolls have done to me over the past 3
years and such. Plus having a dacade pass and not having the Class of
[[2000]] reunion and the regrets of how I acted at the ceremony and not
receiving an encouraging award for my [[Art|artistic]] talents are other
factors that weigh me down and lack self-confdence. I mainly won't
feel total peace of mind until All of the Trolls seeing Justice done
unto them for what they have done to me. And often feeling lonely
without someone to make me feel better with in-person consoling and
such. And hugs would make me feel better too.

Rocky offers me advice for most general things for counsoling. I can't
say all of the things she has helped me with off of the top of my head,
aside from the recent thinking of myself as retarded; She offered me a
more gentle way of putting it as being [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow in the mental relays of
ideas and thoughts to actions and such]].

[[Mao]] has Hacked into my websites, including the [[Cwcipedia]], and messed
them up royally. And Evan GAVE me rights to use his [[Simonchu]] character
as I saw fit, and later gives false accusatons of Character Theft on
me. He friggin' blackmailed me into killing [[Simonla]] and leaving [[Wild]]
witout a [[sweetheart]]. Those two can not go on forgiven without being
made examples of in their damned deeds before. [[Alec]] and [[Sean]] shall go
on forgiven, because all they did was draw their own dark-humored pages
and nothing else.

I'll e-mail you later.

Stay Safe,

Christian.}}

{{Email|November 13, 2010 - 9:00pm
Hey Chris!

So I'm a bit confused about Rocky. She has helped you think of new ways to... use different words to put yourself down? I don't get it. You are a smart person. Doesn't she tell you so? I don't get why she wouldn't refute your belief that you are [[retarded]], especially given how obvious it is how down and vulnerable you're feeling right now. Has she talked to you about more constructive things, like what you can do to be proactive about the various situations you aren't happy with? Like, for example, your high school reunion. Remember when I suggested you take an active role and pursue setting up the reunion yourself? Or doesn't she help you like that? It just kind of baffles me that she would allow you to keep feeling so bad about yourself and helpless about your situation when she knows how sad it makes you feel. I mean, doesn't she want to help things get better for you?

As for Evan, I think the main problem with Evan was that he was mad you violated his character. I mean, you took his male Simonchu and put a vagina on it. Didn't you always get mad that people drew a penis on your Rosechu? I think he just wanted you to respect the same standard that you demanded of other people. I don't know anything about Mao, I don't really know anything about him, but whatever. I'm glad you're going to give Alec the full honors and forgiveness, though. It'll be good for you to put that anger behind you.

Anyway, I'll talk to you soon.

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|November 14, 2010 - 11:42pm

Well, perhaps I did not make it clear, but Rocky actually tries to make
me feel better about myself, and she does think of me as smart as well.
But, like I said, I don't recall every little etail, but when a better
example is recollected, I will describe it.

Somethng else, I realize that I have listed the Trolls as a major
letdown on myself. And I really want to seize justice unto them all
and take everything there is on the [[internet]] about me off of there, so
I can restart on a clean slate. And in the past, I have tried some
things aganst them, only to fail and have them counterattack me with
worse damage. Even stooping to their level as a fake troll has not
worked out for me. When authorities look up the details, I do not want
to be mistaken as one of those Trolls, instead of a victim of all of
the shitthey have done to me. What I would really like to do is locate
the head Trolls in Real Life and personally take them down one by one
myself. But A) I do not know where they each are located. B) Locating
their addresses online is harder than one would think; with their
hacking tricks, their aliases, fake addresses, etc. C) [[Money|Funds]] for
traveling outside of state is low for me. I am open for any real life,
offline suggestions towards success. In the meantime, I have been
there, done that as far as I can think of, and I am short on ideas, and
my mind is slow on coming up with anything within the big picture that
would be better han i was able to think of before.

Also, please let me know when you'd like to schedule another conversaton over telephone. And how about that article in your school
newsletter about me we've talked about before.

I'll e-mail you later.

Stay safe,

Christian.}}

{{Email|November 15, 2010 - 9:33pm
Hey Chris!

Well, I'm still a bit confused on how Rocky helps you exactly. It seems like she's just fostering your negative feelings toward yourself. How has she actually helped you deal with any of your problems? I know she's told you to stay away from the trolls online, but it's painfully obvious how the trolls' actions throughout your life have just colored your entire present. You don't want to do do much of anything now because you're still so depressed about all that has happened throughout your life. Rocky tells you to just leave it be and not deal with it, but that's obviously not working for you. Is this how she helps you? By telling you to turn your back on life? I know when someone's advice is basically to do nothing and wait, it's easy to fall into a routine indefinitely, but doing nothing isn't working for you. You say that Rocky makes you feel good, but does she help you to be happy? Are you further along in your life because of her? It doesn't seem so.

And haven't you been trying to get the authorities on the trolls for a long time? I'm not really sure what they can do for you. And besides, you personally are guilty of a lot of the same activities against trolls that you want to accuse them of. you've attempted to get the police involved before, and to no avail. It's been, what, three years? You are obviously not satisfied with your situation, how has waiting changed that? How long has Rocky been talking about getting the "authorities" involved, and still nothing happens? I just don't see what offline methods would even work for you. It kind of sounds like you'd want to go to every troll's door and beat them up or something if you had the financial means to do so, but that would get you in a lot of legal trouble at best. (And besides, remember that you couldn't even do a single pull-up. I think you've got a long way to go physically before you could physically fight someone.)

I did some poking around and found this website called "trollbusters": http://internettrollbusters.wordpress.com/2010/10/04/profile-9-ian-crass-anders/
It looks like a group of people who are in a similar position as you, but they are actually doing something about it. You should join their cause! Your experiences are so unique, I bet you could be their spokesperson. Their needs to be someone who can stand up and lead the charge, not just sit on the sidelines and wait for someone else to take care of the problem. Can that hero be you, Chris? I think it can. I've been telling you for a long time, waiting isn't helping you. When someone is depressed, doing nothing only makes the depression worse, because it allows you to feel helpless. You have to actually take action yourself. Even if someone else solves a problem for you (which isn't happening here), you won't feel any better about yourself, because you'll be just as helpless as soon as the next problem comes around the corner. Join the trollbusters and contribute to the cause, Chris. Don't be a waiter, be a leader.

Anyway, how are my comic pages coming? You must be fairly close to done by now, right? Do you think I can have them by this Friday? I can't wait to see.

Jackie}}
{{EmailReply|November 16, 2010 - 4:19pm
To answer your concern about Rocky, I have felt ability to comfortably
move forward after a number of weekly meetings with her. Give her a
break, she s an old woman with a big family. I have looked up those
"Troll Busters" on that website before; I found a link on the Trollin'
Train Forum. I am suspicious about them; I felt and feel a vibe of
Buster-Pretending Trolls trying to lure me into their mental-scarring
trap(s) again. I will have the pages done by Friday, and I will send
you an e-mail with the zoomed-n photograps of each of all of the page
Friday Night. Also, yes, I have gone to the police, along with
Elizabeth and Rocky and [[Barb|my mom]] and [[Bob|dad]], and yes, I have heard very
little of anything they may or may not have done on the case.

I'll TTYL,

Stay Safe,

Christian.}}

{{Email|November 16, 2010 - 5:40pm

How have you moved forward? Every time you're asked to do something, you say that you can't because you're depressed because your "adult life sucks". You're always telling me how you can't get up the motivation to work or improve yourself or treat your addictions because you're so depressed over the trolls, even though they haven't done much of anything to you in a long long time. You continue to sit in your room, playing games all day, morbidly depressed because you have no friends and no social life, waiting for someone else to come rescue you from your sucky life so you don't have to do anything.

What does Rocky's family have to do with anything? I'm not attacking her, I'm pointing out how it seems like all she tells you is to do nothing and wait for the world to fix your problems for you, and that's making you miserable because it's not happening. And it's not going to happen. I really don't see why you're so quick to do whatever Rocky says without even thinking twice about it, but when I or anyone else suggests a course of action, you just sigh and come up with some excuse why you can't do it, or you plead for someone else do it for you. Frankly, I don't think it's a coincidence that I'm asking you to do work, and she asks you to do nothing, and wait for other people to solve your problems, and generally be lazy, and guess who you choose to listen to.

I'm sorry if this offends you but I have to be blunt but frankly it makes me tired and angry to see you just wallowing in your own misery and sadness and doing nothing about it.

Jackie

P.S. I know this is a fairly sensitive topic for you, Chris, and I know it probably troubles you for me to talk about it, and I'm sorry for that. But I trust that you won't discuss my words on this subject with Rocky, considering that it would be a conflict of interest for her to offer an opinion on it, and especially considering our recent talk about honesty and handling your problems like an adult. I am really trying here Chris, and I know I'm going deep into a sensitive issue, but I trust you and hope that you trust me and that you wouldn't betray my trust. I do care about you very much and your best interests are in my heart, Chris.}}

{{Email|November 18, 2010 - 4:51pm

Chris, have you been checking your email? I haven't heard from you. What's going on?

Samantha emailed me and said that you've mentioned me to your counselor Rocky recently. Have you communicated to her concerning the misgivings I shared with you about the way she advises you? I really hope you haven't, Chris, because like I said in my last email, that would put me in quite an awkward position with this woman I don't even know and I would feel pretty exposed and betrayed if you did it. I don't like the way she seems to just make you think that you're destined to be depressed and directionless and that you're helpless to change any of it. And obviously if you tell her I said that, she's not going to be able to offer a neutral opinion about it. And I really wouldn't feel comfortable with you sharing our private conversations with her - she's not a therapist, she has no legal obligation to keep secrets, and I don't like the idea of this woman having personal information of mine.

Like I said in my last message, I'm sorry if I struck a nerve, but it just felt like I needed to say something. And now you're making me feel just left hanging because you haven't responded.

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|November 18, 2010 - 10:49pm
Well, firstly, I told Rocky about the good you and I shared in our past conversations, and I told her of the bad with my own past concerns and doubts; nothing bad about you.

Second, I've just talked to Samantha about relationships and [[Chris's Big Night Out|socializing]].
Before tonight, I have had the theory of me just not beng ready for a
relationship with my mental status. Also, all things having been
considered, at this point, I feel this relationship is not so strong,
and I feel I am not mentally ready for a relationship. I need more
socialization practice in real life for starters.

Communicating over the internet is one thing, but starting and maintaining a relationship over the internet Without havng met in
Person Beforehand, I feel that is just too much for me.

Anyway, it is not you, it is me, and I am sorry.

As for the pages, I do not feel I can really complete drawing and
coloring them without really being able to forgive all four of them,
and as I have told you before, I can only really forgive two of them.
I am sorry for misspeaking and lying before, but I am just not ready to
forgive Mao and Evan, and I do not feel peace of mind or comfort in
finishing the pages.

Plus, sharing my feelings and emotions in person is easier to me than typing them and sending them via e-mail.

Stay Safe,

Christian W. Chandler.}}

{{Email|November 19, 2010 - 4:27pm

Hey Chris!

You know something? That's all okay. I'm not angry or disappointed or anything. I think I've at least partly known for a long time that you didn't really feel right about everything. It's okay if you aren't ready for a relationship or sex. Not everyone is ready for those things at the same time, and everyone must follow his own individual growth rate. And it wouldn't be right of me to pressure you into an adult situation that you just aren't ready for. So don't feel bad about friend-zoning me, okay? Being friend-zoned isn't always a bad thing, sometimes it's a good thing, because it allows you to see the situation from a new angle and grow. You need to take care of yourself first and foremost, and I respect that.

Well, I'm glad that you feel like you can share your feelings with someone, even if it is Rocky. But I hope you feel like you can share your feelings with me too. I was a bit worried, because the way you brought her up, I thought maybe you shared our emails with her or something, which would be a terrible breach of trust. You didn't do that, right?

Like I said, I don't feel good about this woman, it seems like she just tells you what you want to hear; she gives you a way to rationalize hiding from your problems, rather than helping you find ways to actually improve them. Because I care about you Chris, I do have to ask again, how has your life really improved from following her advice? You are still very obviously depressed and lonely and dissatisfied with the place your life is in. Maybe you should see a therapist instead. I believe psychiatric care is actually free in the state of [[Virginia]], but I don't know for sure, you should look into that. I think someone who has medical knowledge and experience dealing with autism and social disorders and such would be able to help you more than Rocky, who doesn't really seem to be qualified for those things.

Anyway, please write back to me. Even if we aren't pursuing a romantic relationship anymore, I'd still really like to be your friend, and I think you could really use one. Also, Lars really liked you too, I'm sure he'd love to hear from you again.

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|November 20, 2010 - 12:26pm

**Firstly, I had not made Rocky aware of any of your e-mails, but
recently, to inform her of the "Troll Busters" website and make her
aware of you, I forwarded Only this one e-mail from the 15th. I did
not put you in any bad light with her, at least I did not mean to.

Also, I felt uncomfortable reading the term, "[[Friend zone|Friend Zoning]]" in your
recent message; I have been Friend Zoned myself a number of times, and
I have watched the movie "[[Wikipedia:Just Friends|Just Friends]]", so I get irritated upon
hearing or reading the term, regardless of sub-definitions for any
situaton. I mean, I am a dude, and I did and will want the sex, and I
am very mentally ready for sex with being responsible. I'd like to
keep that option open, is what I'm initially saying here.

On another topic, I am going to concentrate on taking the head trolls,
and all of their webstes down, legally, with the help of my church. I
have an idea of where to begin, by looking up an old [[Pokemon]] [[Card games|TCG League]]
member and his friend who turned on me that Friday night when [[Megan]]
kissed her Christopher.

I will see justice done unto those bastards yet, to regain te peace of mind I had before was made aware of that damn E.D. page.

Stay Safe,

Christian.}}

{{Email|November 20, 2010 - 2:25pm

Hey Chris. Thanks for writing back.

Firstly, I'm sorry if my use of the term "friend zone" made you uncomfortable, but it is what you did, I'm just calling it like it is. I was pursuing a relationship and you basically said "no thanks, I'd rather just be friends". Like I said, that doesn't bother me, but I don't get why you are uncomfortable by me calling it the proper name. I mean, if you steal a [[toy]] from a store, would you feel uncomfortable with being called a thief?

Secondly, I'm kind of insulted that you think that there is an option for sex available here. Why would I have kept trying to get a relationship off the ground if all I wanted from you was a booty call? I'm not that kind of girl Chris, I feel like you don't respect me when you say that. I mean, I've been pretty patient all the while with you, putting up with your constant lies and laziness and whatnot, and you showed you didn't really think enough of me to do anything I wanted. I thought when you admitted you weren't ready for a relationship, you knew sex was off the table, too. I can have sex with Lars if I want, and he gives me the adult interaction too.

Sex and relationships are part of the same package, Chris. If you aren't ready for one, you aren't ready for the other. Just because you're physically capable of sticking your penis in a girl doesn't mean that you have what it takes to give her what SHE needs. The fact that you think you can give up on a relationship and still get a girl to have sex with you, but not have to worry about doing anything for her, is proof that you aren't ready for sex - it's retardedly naïve. Maybe in a few years or so, once you are willing to put aside your own desires and actually think of what the other person wants for once. But for now, I think you should practice abstinence; focus on improving yourself emotionally and on improving your life. Get a job, move out on your own, take on some adult responsibilities. Then, maybe, you'll be ready to start considering sex again. But if you keep going the way you're going, trying to put the cart before the horse and pursuing sex to the detriment of all other goals, you'll just keep shooting yourself in the foot, because you'll be pursuing something you're not in a place to get while ignoring other life goals that desperately need your attention. You're not getting any younger Chris, your 20's are already slipping away.

Speaking of Rocky, it was also wrong of you to forward that email to her without asking me. That was a conversation in which I had every right to expect my privacy to be respected, and you betrayed that. This is another piece of proof that you aren't ready for grown-up things like sex - you need to understand that other people have rights, not just yourself.

Anyway, you've been talking for a long, long, long time about going after the trolls, going after the people from [[the Game Place]], getting [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|your church]] to be your personal army, etc. You've yet to do anything about it. And you haven't really explained how your life has gotten better from Rocky's advice, either. Have you considered that she just tells you what she knows will make you feel better for the immediate moment, but in exchange she doesn't help you deal with the root of your problems, and that's why you're still every bit as miserable as you have been for years? She doesn't sound like a very good counselor to me. She just feeds these go-nowhere fantasies about righteous revenge that you sit stewing on, and meanwhile you're letting the rest of life pass you by.

Hope to hear back soon,

Jackie}}

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