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2011

2011-11-06T22:59:24Z

Mrmonster: Grammatical fixes for the charges

[[File:TG11.jpg|250px|thumb|[[Chris]] in '''2011''']]

'''2011''' is the third year of organized trolling of the [[Internet]]'s favorite LOLcow, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. In 2011, Chris turned 29. The year started out in the shadow of Chris's sixth declaration of leaving the Internet. In spite of this, Chris has been taking refuge on the [[PlayStation Network]], which has allowed the occasional bit of new material to surface. Most importantly, 2011 brought the revelation that [[Tomgirl pictures|Chris really does enjoy wearing women's clothing.]] Sadly, [[Bob]] [[Chris and Death|dies]] in early September. To add more drama in [[Sagas|Great Saga]] of Chris-Chan, next month, all two remaining Chandlers' are [[Chris and the law|arrested]] [[28 October 2011|for multiple offences, including tresspassing, assault and failure to stop]] at [[the GAMe PLACe]]. Chris and [[Barb]] are bailed out two days later. Barbara has appeared in court on 31 October, while Chris will go there for first time on 7 November.

==January==
{{main|January 2011}}
Not much happened this month. Just as it was expected of him, Chris bought ''[[LittleBigPlanet]] 2'', and spent most of the last half of the month playing it. On a more interesting note, Chris's [[Disguises|pseudonym]] [[JenkinsJinkies]] was outed, and his exploits on the [[Trollin Train]] forums from July-August 2010 were made public.

==February==
{{main|February 2011}}

This month saw the release of several of Chris's ''LittleBigPlanet 2'' levels, including [[CWC's Collector's Case Tutorial]] and the [[Autism Tutorial]]s.

==March==
{{main|March 2011}}
An old pile of [[phone calls]] way back from the [[Liquid]]/[[Kacey]] saga was released to the Internet at the beginning of the month.

==April==
{{main|April 2011}}
[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''April 2011''']]
As the [[Playstation Network]] suffered a long downtime and security breach, Chris's account is hacked again, [[Tomgirl Pictures|revealing pictures]] of Chris showing off his "[[Homos|Tomgirl]]" side. Much controversy has surrounded these photos, as many think that Chris has finally let out his [[True and honest|true sexuality]], while others believe this is a bizarre attempt to appear attractive to [[Tiffany Gowen|"Tomboys"]] using the logic that "Tomgirl + Tomboy = [[China]]".

==May==
{{main|May 2011}}
The PSN came back online, and Chris immediately deleted the "I am Tomgirl." quote. However, he later joined the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, where all TRUE and HONEST Tomgirls and Tomboys hang out.
==June==
{{main|June 2011}}
Chris changed his [[PSN]] quote to "I No Socialize Online", published [[3DS Flipnote|a Flipnote]] and changed his [[voicemail message]] a few times. He also continued posting on the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, revealing some of the most disturbing stuff to date.

==July==
[[File:CWCJuly2011.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris in '''July 2011''']]
{{main|July 2011}}
After months of minimal activity, Chris's internet presence increased markedly during July. His participation in the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum was discovered, after which Chris publicly announced his true identity to the other members. Chris also created a new [[Facebook]] account, contradicting his prior claim regarding online socialization, and logged back into his long-dormant [[YouTube]] account. Meanwhile, [[Liquid Chris]]'s YouTube account was shut-down for good.
{{clear}}
==August==
[[File:CWC0811.PNG|thumb|Chris in August 2011]]
{{main|August 2011}}
August began with Chris and his [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|tom-pals]] planning vengeance against the CWCki. Soon thereafter, Chris broke his lengthy [[Chris and the Internet#Attempts to leave the Internet|internet hiatus]] by returning to YouTube and uploading [[Calling Out|a series of videos]] throughout [[August_2011|August]] in which he claims to have information on the true identities of a number of trolls, including [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]]. These videos called for each troll to first upload a video of their own apologizing for their crimes against Chris, and then leave the internet forever. An earthquake and major hurricane hit Virginia during this month, but unfortunately, this did not stop Chris from uploading videos.

{{clear}}

==September==
[[File:Chris 09.jpg|thumb|Chris in September.]]
{{main|September 2011}}
September began with Chris on a high, having unmasked [[Jack Thaddeus]], [[Alec Benson Leary]] and [[Thorg]], and forcing [[Surfshack Tito]] to leave the Internet. Sadly, on 6 September, Chris's father [[Bob]] died, and his funeral took place on 11 September. After that, nothing was heard from Chris.

==October==
On 18 October, Chris tries to sell his old TV (presumably Bob's) on [[Craigslist]] for [[Chris and reality|more than 250$]], which could indicate that finances of house of Chandler, after death of its patriarch, are in worse state as they were before. An incident occurs at the GAMe PLACe on 28 October, both Chris and Barbara are arrested, someone bails them out, and they are charged for various felonies.
{{main|October 2011}}

{{Timeline}}
[[Category:Chronology]]

Talk:28 October 2011

2011-11-06T08:38:59Z

Mrmonster: /* Who paid bail? */

== Proposed article ==

This is my proposed solution to how we manage and collect information pertaining to the events of October 28th 2011.

To-do:
* Add categories
* Add more verifiable information
* <s>Screencap the pages from the court website for preservation.</s>

--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:44, 5 November 2011 (PDT)

: Do we have a field agent that can attend the court hearing? That should give us the entire story behind all of this --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 13:15, 5 November 2011 (PDT)

Shouldn't it be mentioned this is the first (major) event since Bob died? --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 13:43, 5 November 2011 (PDT)

===Title===
Shouldn't the title be Americanized? September 11th isn't referred to as 11/9.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 16:06, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
:We have a few articles with titles like this ([[12_October_2009|e.g.]]), so while I don't know if it's "right" or not, much like "Chris's", it's just become a standard. Good eye, though. I didn't catch that it wasn't Americanised. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 16:11, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
:I based it on articles like [[6 June 2010]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:13, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
:: Chris with felonly charges? Ohhh, Santa came early this year, and goddamn, did he deliver~! Anywho; if it was Chris on his own, it might've been dismissed like last time, but with Barb involved too, this is more concrete and serious: I propose that the formal title of the page (or saga, if it comes to that) be the name of the court case (Snyder or People vs Chandler, whatever it may be) when we get it. --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 00:45, 6 November 2011 (PDT)

==x==
Thank you based God [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 16:44, 5 November 2011 (PDT)

== Explanation ==

Am I reading this right? Chris got an Assault charge (assumption being it has to do with Snyder) but Barb got one too... but for a police officer, because her day in court was Oct 31, is there any information about what "assault" on the officer she actually did? Does anyone know what "complainant : CASON" means? And where can the stuff about him being in jail for two days be found? (or was this something Chris himself gave out?) --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:08, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
*Edit: ah, the actual trial for the assault isn't until December, so we probably won't find out what she did until then... It was some civil case between her and Snyder that occurred Oct 31-Nov 1--[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:13, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
** Oct. 31st was her formal arraignment, where I guess they informed her of the charges against her and set a court date for a criminal trial. Whether or not Mr. Snyder will file a civil suit remains to be seen, but somehow I doubt that her wants to have anything more to do with the Chandlers if he can help it. [[User:Giantgroundsloth|Giantgroundsloth]] 21:29, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
***(Messed up original links, but)Snyder's pressing civil charges against both, as both of his civil cases can be seen on the Virginia General District Courts site. Also, assault can be something as simple as a verbal threat, don't know if that was the case here, but it's something to keep in mind. [[User:Mrmonster|Mrmonster]] 00:36, 6 November 2011 (PDT)

== Who paid bail? ==

Is there any way to find out who paid bail? Most likely it was one of his extended family, but still. --[[User:Melainia|Melainia]] 01:33, 6 November 2011 (PDT)
*It could have also been a bondsman, which is pretty likely. That's their whole business. --[[User:Mrmonster|Mrmonster]] 00:38, 6 November 2011 (PDT)

28 October 2011

2011-11-06T07:41:50Z

Mrmonster: Jail is for holding inmates before trials/charging, and for sentences of one year or less. Prison is for convicted inmates with one year or more of time to serve.

{{recent}}
'''28 October 2011''', a day that will live in infamy. [[Chris]] and [[Barbara]] allegedly visited [[the GAMe PLACe]] and had an altercation with its manager, [[Michael Snyder]]. Aside from Chris taking several photos of Michael on the day, it later transpired that he and Barb had been arrested by police for various offences - including trespassing, assault and failure to stop.

Both Chris and Barb were released on bail following their arrest, with Chris's initial hearing being a week later than Barb's - possibly owing to the extra charge against him. It may also allow for additional information to be gathered about on his record of dealings with Michael Snyder and [[the GAMe PLACe]], and also to consider any [[autism|medical grounds]] that may affect the outcome of any court proceedings against Chris. Chris will be represented in court by [[Robert Bell]].

This is the first major event that has come to light since the death of [[Bob]] in early [[September 2011]].

== The charges ==
Below are the charges brought against both Barbara and Chris, along with details and court dates based on the details from the [http://epwsgdp1.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/captchaVerification.do?landing=landing General District Court Online Case Information System]. At present we do not have a full account of what happened during the incident and under what circumstances the charges were brought against the pair. However, based on at least one previous incident in [[June 2010]], we can assume a rough outline of events.

===Barbara's===
* '''FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000 FEL''' (§ 46.2-894. Duty of driver to stop, etc., in event of accident involving injury or death or damage to attended property; penalty.<ref>http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+46.2-894</ref>)
** Class 5 Felony charge - Failing to stop after an accident where the damage exceeds $1000 in value. Speculated to be damage to a vehicle in The GAMe PLACe parking lot.
* '''ASSLT: ON LAW ENF/DOC PERSON''' (§ 18.2-57. Assault and battery.<ref>http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-57</ref>)
** Class 6 Felony charge - Assaulting a law enforcement official. This may have happened later when an officer visited the Chandler house, since the "Fail to Stop" charge would indicate that neither Barb or Chris stuck around at the GAMe PLACe for the police to turn up.
==== Court dates ====
* 31 October 2011 - Appeared in court to be formally charged.
* 15 December 2011 - Due to appear in court again, possibly for the hearing.

===Chris's===
* '''FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000 FEL''' (§ 46.2-894. Duty of driver to stop, etc., in event of accident involving injury or death or damage to attended property; penalty.<ref>http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+46.2-894</ref>)
** Class 5 Felony charge - Failing to stop after an accident where the damage exceeds $1000 in value. Speculated to be damage to a vehicle in The GAMe PLACe parking lot.
* '''ASSAULT: (MISDEMEANOR)''' (§ 18.2-57. Assault and battery.<ref>http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-57</ref>)
** Class 1 Misdemeanor charge - Attempted or actual assault against another person. Speculated to be Chris trying to hit Michael Snyder with [[Son-Chu|his car]], [[ June 2010|which he has tried at least once before]].
* '''TRESPASS AFTER FORBIDDEN''' (§ 18.2-119. Trespass after having been forbidden to do so; penalties.<ref>http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-119</ref>)
** Class 1 Misdemeanor charge - Tresspassing on land or within an area from which the offender is forbidden (by restraining order or police order). Most likely due to Chris entering or walking on to GAMe PLACe land, including driving onto the parking lot.

==== Court dates ====
* 7 November 2011 - Date Chris is due in court. Unlike Barb, Chris has not yet appeared in court to have the charges formally announced.

== Aftermath ==

* On November 4th, soon after being bailed out of jail, Chris uploaded the pictures he took of [[Michael Snyder]] on the 28th to the CWCki, plastering them on the front page as well as Michael's own article, with Chris presumably doing it response to the events at the game place.<ref>http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:Contributions/Christianchandler</ref> In the respective image descriptions, Chris claimed that Snyder molests children, and taunted him for his [[obesity]].

== Photos ==
<gallery>
File:HNI 0020.JPG|Michael Snyder 1/3
File:HNI 0021.JPG|Michael Snyder 2/3
File:HNI 0022.JPG|Michael Snyder 3/3
File:28 Oct 2011 Barb1.png|Barb's Fail to stop felony
File:28 Oct 2011 Barb2.png|Barbs's Assault felony
File:28 Oct 2011 Chris1.png|Chris's Fail to stop felony
File:28 Oct 2011 Chris2.png|Chris's Assault misdemeanor
File:28 Oct 2011 Chris3.png|Chris's Trespass misdemeanor
</gallery>

==References==
<references />

== See also ==
* [[Chris and the Law]]

Talk:28 October 2011

2011-11-06T07:38:19Z

Mrmonster: Undo revision 151237 by Mrmonster (talk)

== Proposed article ==

This is my proposed solution to how we manage and collect information pertaining to the events of October 28th 2011.

To-do:
* Add categories
* Add more verifiable information
* <s>Screencap the pages from the court website for preservation.</s>

--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:44, 5 November 2011 (PDT)

: Do we have a field agent that can attend the court hearing? That should give us the entire story behind all of this --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 13:15, 5 November 2011 (PDT)

Shouldn't it be mentioned this is the first (major) event since Bob died? --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 13:43, 5 November 2011 (PDT)

===Title===
Shouldn't the title be Americanized? September 11th isn't referred to as 11/9.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 16:06, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
:We have a few articles with titles like this ([[12_October_2009|e.g.]]), so while I don't know if it's "right" or not, much like "Chris's", it's just become a standard. Good eye, though. I didn't catch that it wasn't Americanised. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 16:11, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
:I based it on articles like [[6 June 2010]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:13, 5 November 2011 (PDT)

==x==
Thank you based God [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 16:44, 5 November 2011 (PDT)

== Explanation ==

Am I reading this right? Chris got an Assault charge (assumption being it has to do with Snyder) but Barb got one too... but for a police officer, because her day in court was Oct 31, is there any information about what "assault" on the officer she actually did? Does anyone know what "complainant : CASON" means? And where can the stuff about him being in jail for two days be found? (or was this something Chris himself gave out?) --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:08, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
*Edit: ah, the actual trial for the assault isn't until December, so we probably won't find out what she did until then... It was some civil case between her and Snyder that occurred Oct 31-Nov 1--[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:13, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
** Oct. 31st was her formal arraignment, where I guess they informed her of the charges against her and set a court date for a criminal trial. Whether or not Mr. Snyder will file a civil suit remains to be seen, but somehow I doubt that her wants to have anything more to do with the Chandlers if he can help it. [[User:Giantgroundsloth|Giantgroundsloth]] 21:29, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
***(Messed up original links, but)Snyder's pressing civil charges against both, as both of his civil cases can be seen on the Virginia General District Courts site. Also, assault can be something as simple as a verbal threat, don't know if that was the case here, but it's something to keep in mind. [[User:Mrmonster|Mrmonster]] 00:36, 6 November 2011 (PDT)

Talk:28 October 2011

2011-11-06T07:33:43Z

Mrmonster: /* Explanation */

== Proposed article ==

This is my proposed solution to how we manage and collect information pertaining to the events of October 28th 2011.

To-do:
* Add categories
* Add more verifiable information
* <s>Screencap the pages from the court website for preservation.</s>

--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:44, 5 November 2011 (PDT)

: Do we have a field agent that can attend the court hearing? That should give us the entire story behind all of this --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 13:15, 5 November 2011 (PDT)

Shouldn't it be mentioned this is the first (major) event since Bob died? --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 13:43, 5 November 2011 (PDT)

===Title===
Shouldn't the title be Americanized? September 11th isn't referred to as 11/9.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 16:06, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
:We have a few articles with titles like this ([[12_October_2009|e.g.]]), so while I don't know if it's "right" or not, much like "Chris's", it's just become a standard. Good eye, though. I didn't catch that it wasn't Americanised. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 16:11, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
:I based it on articles like [[6 June 2010]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:13, 5 November 2011 (PDT)

==x==
Thank you based God [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 16:44, 5 November 2011 (PDT)

== Explanation ==

Am I reading this right? Chris got an Assault charge (assumption being it has to do with Snyder) but Barb got one too... but for a police officer, because her day in court was Oct 31, is there any information about what "assault" on the officer she actually did? Does anyone know what "complainant : CASON" means? And where can the stuff about him being in jail for two days be found? (or was this something Chris himself gave out?) --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:08, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
*Edit: ah, the actual trial for the assault isn't until December, so we probably won't find out what she did until then... It was some civil case between her and Snyder that occurred Oct 31-Nov 1--[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:13, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
** Oct. 31st was her formal arraignment, where I guess they informed her of the charges against her and set a court date for a criminal trial. Whether or not Mr. Snyder will file a civil suit remains to be seen, but somehow I doubt that her wants to have anything more to do with the Chandlers if he can help it. [[User:Giantgroundsloth|Giantgroundsloth]] 21:29, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
***Snyder's pressing civil charges against both, as seen on http://epwsgdp1.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/civilDetail.do?formAction=newSearch and http://epwsgdp1.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/civilDetail.do?formAction=newSearch. Also, assault can be something as simple as a verbal threat, don't know if that was the case here, but it's something to keep in mind.

28 October 2011

2011-11-06T07:26:20Z

Mrmonster: grammatical fix

{{recent}}
'''28 October 2011''', a day that will live in infamy. [[Chris]] and [[Barbara]] allegedly visited [[the GAMe PLACe]] and had an altercation with its manager, [[Michael Snyder]]. Aside from Chris taking several photos of Michael on the day, it later transpired that he and Barb had been arrested by police for various offences - including trespassing, assault and failure to stop.

Both Chris and Barb were released on bail following their arrest, with Chris's initial hearing being a week later than Barb's - possibly owing to the extra charge against him. It may also allow for additional information to be gathered about on his record of dealings with Michael Snyder and [[the GAMe PLACe]], and also to consider any [[autism|medical grounds]] that may affect the outcome of any court proceedings against Chris. Chris will be represented in court by [[Robert Bell]].

This is the first major event that has come to light since the death of [[Bob]] in early [[September 2011]].

== The charges ==
Below are the charges brought against both Barbara and Chris, along with details and court dates based on the details from the [http://epwsgdp1.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/captchaVerification.do?landing=landing General District Court Online Case Information System]. At present we do not have a full account of what happened during the incident and under what circumstances the charges were brought against the pair. However, based on at least one previous incident in [[June 2010]], we can assume a rough outline of events.

===Barbara's===
* '''FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000 FEL''' (§ 46.2-894. Duty of driver to stop, etc., in event of accident involving injury or death or damage to attended property; penalty.<ref>http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+46.2-894</ref>)
** Class 5 Felony charge - Failing to stop after an accident where the damage exceeds $1000 in value. Speculated to be damage to a vehicle in The GAMe PLACe parking lot.
* '''ASSLT: ON LAW ENF/DOC PERSON''' (§ 18.2-57. Assault and battery.<ref>http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-57</ref>)
** Class 6 Felony charge - Assaulting a law enforcement official. This may have happened later when an officer visited the Chandler house, since the "Fail to Stop" charge would indicate that neither Barb or Chris stuck around at the GAMe PLACe for the police to turn up.
==== Court dates ====
* 31 October 2011 - Appeared in court to be formally charged.
* 15 December 2011 - Due to appear in court again, possibly for the hearing.

===Chris's===
* '''FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000 FEL''' (§ 46.2-894. Duty of driver to stop, etc., in event of accident involving injury or death or damage to attended property; penalty.<ref>http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+46.2-894</ref>)
** Class 5 Felony charge - Failing to stop after an accident where the damage exceeds $1000 in value. Speculated to be damage to a vehicle in The GAMe PLACe parking lot.
* '''ASSAULT: (MISDEMEANOR)''' (§ 18.2-57. Assault and battery.<ref>http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-57</ref>)
** Class 1 Misdemeanor charge - Attempted or actual assault against another person. Speculated to be Chris trying to hit Michael Snyder with [[Son-Chu|his car]], [[ June 2010|which he has tried at least once before]].
* '''TRESPASS AFTER FORBIDDEN''' (§ 18.2-119. Trespass after having been forbidden to do so; penalties.<ref>http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-119</ref>)
** Class 1 Misdemeanor charge - Tresspassing on land or within an area from which the offender is forbidden (by restraining order or police order). Most likely due to Chris entering or walking on to GAMe PLACe land, including driving onto the parking lot.

==== Court dates ====
* 7 November 2011 - Date Chris is due in court. Unlike Barb, Chris has not yet appeared in court to have the charges formally announced.

== Aftermath ==

* On November 4th, soon after being bailed out of prison, Chris uploaded the pictures he took of [[Michael Snyder]] on the 28th to the CWCki, plastering them on the front page as well as Michael's own article, with Chris presumably wanting to gloat over his "victory".<ref>http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:Contributions/Christianchandler</ref> In the respective image descriptions, Chris claimed that Snyder molests children, and taunted him for his [[obesity]].

== Photos ==
<gallery>
File:HNI 0020.JPG|Michael Snyder 1/3
File:HNI 0021.JPG|Michael Snyder 2/3
File:HNI 0022.JPG|Michael Snyder 3/3
File:28 Oct 2011 Barb1.png|Barb's Fail to stop felony
File:28 Oct 2011 Barb2.png|Barbs's Assault felony
File:28 Oct 2011 Chris1.png|Chris's Fail to stop felony
File:28 Oct 2011 Chris2.png|Chris's Assault misdemeanor
File:28 Oct 2011 Chris3.png|Chris's Trespass misdemeanor
</gallery>

==References==
<references />

== See also ==
* [[Chris and the Law]]

Craigslist

2011-11-01T09:42:00Z

Mrmonster:

[[File:CraigslistCWC.PNG|thumb|...Of course he's watching [[Family Guy]].]]

'''Craigslist''' is a website where users can conduct business with others. Since its inception, Craigslist has been very useful in the act of selling [[Toys|goods]], [[Monthly Tugboat|job hunting]], providing [[trollbusters|services]] to others, and in many cases simply trying to [[sex|get some action]] from local hookers. On an online community where he could find a job and possibly a [[sweetheart]], Chris decided to view Craigslist as an opportunity to (try to) bum $250 off of some poor schmuck in an effort to buy more [[video games]].

In October of [[2011]], [[Chris]] put up a listing for a rather old, crappy television that was presumably owned by his [[Robert Chandler|late father]], accompanied by some God-awful, low-quality images of it. Although brief, the listing is practically oozing of Chris clichés such as a poor grasp of [[Chris and English|capitalization skills]], no concept of [[Chris and Money|how much things cost]], and unnecessary [[Autism|spewing of generic business jargon]]. It should be noted that the television was manufactured in the same month when Chris started to become infatuated with [[Pokémon]].

==The listing==
'''Panasonic 32-Inch CT-32G34A Color Television - $250 (Ruckersville, VA)'''

Date: 2011-10-18, [[Biological Clock|5:09AM]] EDT

This Panasonic Television has a 32-inch color screen, it [[Chris and English|gives great display]], it comes complete with its matching Remote Control, and it is in excellent working condition.

It is quite the classic optimal television to watch sporting events, [[Mary Poppins|movies]], [[Family Guy|television shows]] and more on. This type of television defined SUPER BOWL SUNDAY, as well as Thanksgiving Football Watching! Excellent Satisfaction Guaranteed.

For further info, or to schedule purchase and pick-up, please call me at
* 434-760-0848.
CASH ONLY, And Up-Front. [[Chris and Reality|$250 or better]] offer; [[Chris and negotiation|NO HAGGLE]].

Thank You and Have a Good Day.

==The TV==
*Model # - '''CT-32G34A'''
*Chassis # - '''RP331'''
*Serial # - '''MD92210277'''
*Power Consumption - '''120V'''
*Date Manufactured - '''August [[1999]]'''
*Assembled in [[Spanish|Mexico]]

== Pictures ==
<center>{{Collapsible|Pictures|<gallery>
File:PanasonicTVFamilyGuy.jpg|A classic, optimal show to suit a classic, optimal television.
File:PanasonicTVSpecs1.jpg|Bad photography at work.
File:PanasonicTVSpecs2.jpg|Even worse photography at work.
</gallery>}}
</center>

==External links==

* [http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/ele/2655617137.html The listing for the TV]
[[Category:Websites]]

* [http://www.manualowl.com/p/Panasonic/CT32G34A/Manual/74279 The TV's manual]