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User talk:Eniggy

2010-08-17T02:56:43Z

Msummers: /* george */

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[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:06, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

Indeed welcome --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 08:52, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

== Heys there :D ==
If you want spamming Ideas, lets work together
We could think of some pretty crazy sheed -[[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

==Meh==
I've seen this type of thing a few times, but being an idiot is not an effective tool against CWC. Take that shit to 4chan or (more likely, based on the email content) back to youtube. If you want to troll chris, you have to be smart about it, not act like him. Otherwise, he'll just ignore you and nothing will get done. Not saying don't do it, just don't expect that you'll ever get a result out of this. PROTIP: You never will. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 10:35, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

==Not A Forum==

{{Not A Forum}}

CWCki talkpages are not forums. Discontinue using talk pages for discussion. Your Autism is no excuse. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 03:16, 23 June 2010 (UTC)
:Okay then, Harry Elefante. Good luck not being able to beat Alec in your war on light conversation because we ALL have to BE SERIOUS when talking and not be able to stray one meter off the path. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 15:56, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

==ELO==
Of all their songs, I only like Telephone and Mr. Blue Sky. In case you were wondering. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 19:03, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

== Honest joe? ==

Seriously?

Nothing I have been doing is honest. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 04:38, 11 July 2010 (UTC)

=="George"==

So the nutball sent me this:

YOU ARE A TROLL JUST LIKE THE OTHERS!

YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE I TOLD ABOUT THE MODNATIONS DISC BEING SCRATCHED, AND YOU TOLD NATHAN!

YOU HAVE DROPPED FROM AN 8 ON MY TRUST SCALE DOWN TO A BIG HEAPING 2.

I'LL MAKE DAMN WELL SURE THAT CHRIS KNOWS NOT TO TRUST YOU, TROLL!

I don't know what the fuck he's talking about a scratched ModNation disc. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 19:54, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

I wanted to let you know about this since it seemed important, but I got an email from George last night before I got offline. He sent me a picture as 'proof' that he isn't Chris.

Even if this kid isn't Chris, gotta admit, he has the creepy stare down... [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 10:56, 12 August 2010 (PDT)

:<s>Is this "CourtBranch14" you're referring to?</s> No, it's from ModNation. We might have another Liquid on our hands... --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 23:44, 12 August 2010 (PDT)
--- That's kind of odd. He says he ISN'T Chris, so would this be a reverse-Liquid? - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 04:31, 13 August 2010 (PDT)

::I got the email, it seems legitimate to me, really. I suppose I'll find a place to upload it so the others can get a closer look, if you don't mind.

I don't really know what else to do with it... [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 15:19, 13 August 2010 (PDT)

== Your Emails. ==

*First email ( http://i34.tinypic.com/6pp3s3.jpg ) In which George explains that Chris kicks the xbox games and is in fact jealous because he has trouble with the buttons. As well as the fact that the manager of the Gamestop does not let the employees yell at him due to his autism. May be important if found to be true.

*Second email ( http://i38.tinypic.com/71h9mu.jpg ) In which George reveals that he used to be friends with Chris, trading cards and such, however, he does not go to Charlottesville often.

If the two used to be friends, this may be quite important, however, it is also revealed in the email that something may have happened between the two, as Milson appears quite sad. It appears Chris is ignoring him when he tries to talk to him, unless he wants cards, by the looks of it.

Due to the fact that he is never mentioned by Chris, it is also likely that this was an unrequited friendship. George had a friend, Chris had a person who would give him cards.

I personally want to know 1. what they did together as friends, as this could be really important. 2. what happened to their friendship and 3. whether or not he's a trustworthy source. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 15:46, 13 August 2010 (PDT)

So they were friends at the GAMe PLACe? If he is 16, that means he was relatively young when he was friends with Chris. This has probably led to idealistic memories of Chris. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 18:45, 13 August 2010 (PDT)
*More from Georgy-porgy. http://a.imageshack.us/img801/2677/sniff.png

So he thinks his parents might have had something to do with it? - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 13:20, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

*The way it sounds, he thought he had a friend in Chris, Chris had someone to BAWWW to when something didn't go his way (I.E. someone to rub his ego, may even be the reason he thought he had millions of fans), and when he was finally banned because of his own stupidity, George thought his parents were at fault somehow since he was never told of the circumstances of Chris's banning (It's possible that he wasn't there that day.), and is now afraid to talk to him because he thinks that he or his parents are the reason that Chris doesn't go to The GAMe PLACe anymore. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 13:28, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

== RE: George Speaks Out. ==

I got the email. It is rather sad, really...The question is, what to do with it? I'm not exactly sure myself how this would turn into an article, and even then, how would we do so and keep to the promise that George has asked of us?

I'm all for documenting this, of course. It seems legitimate in my eyes, the only real question is 'how'?

Also, I'd post a screenie of the email, but it's seriously such a wall of text that I wouldn't be able to get it in one shot.

Ideas for what to do with it? [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 12:22, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

Just post that shit. Copy paste, multiple screenshots, whatever's best for you. Maybe it's not article-worthy, but it's still interesting if it's as legit as you say. And, hey personal testimonials from people who know Chris are pretty hot items, so a mod could easily deem this article-worthy. [[User:KingoftheJuice|KingoftheJuice]] 00:41, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

I've been reading up on your talk page conversations on this guy. If he's legit, then this has the potential to be a huge untapped resource of Christiana. The archaelogical find of the century. Does this person know of the existence of the CWCki? If not... [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 14:07, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

:He does, however, it's not good things. He believes that the Cwcki twists the things Chris says to make him sound evil...which...might be bad. However, due to the fact that he still talks to us, he may trust us enough to divulge more and more information as time goes by, it's just a matter of not asking anything too personal too quickly and ensuring that anything from him that we put on here isn't...well...twisted. And since the Cwcki is more about documentation than mocking, we shouldn't have a problem there. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 14:10, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

== Just a stupid question. ==

Would George have anything to gain from being a troll? After all, this whole thing seems rather convincing, and it would take a LOT of work to do that, yet he would have nothing to gain. We would find out that his info was bogus and drop him in two seconds.

However, if this is the real deal, he would have everything to gain from talking to us. he says that because of his parents he's never really had anyone talk with, he's never had friends. So to him, this would be like a form of counseling. He's lost the one thing that made him feel normal, and this gives him a way to talk about this, and his anger at his parents, and everything else, really. It gives him friends.

Forgive me for my blind idiot way of putting it as I am trying to type this out before I forget it whilst at the same time yelling at someone close to me for doing something extremely stupid.

Tl;dr, George would have nothing to gain from being a troll, I think this is legitimate, my significant other is an idiot, and I would like your opinions on these points.

Thank you.
[[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 14:04, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

== george ==
yeah i just thought you should know you're being trolled, so don't insert any of these email things into mainspace articles.--[[User:Inos|Inos]] 19:49, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

:Alright, so has anyone admitted to being George yet? Because a member of ED or any other troll, for that matter, would brag about confusing the Cwcki for a day on whether or not he's Chris, and then brag about giving them false information.

Also, nobody had any intention of inserting them into any articles until we had proof he is who he says he is.

Sorry if I'm being rude in saying it that way. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 19:56, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

User talk:Msummers

2010-08-16T21:45:57Z

Msummers: /* Sorry I took so long */

[[/archive 1|To before this page got massive.]]
:Dude, just make an archive. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 20:31, 9 August 2010 (PDT)
::Sounds like a good idea, no idea how to do that though, which is kinda sad. Thank you though. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 08:38, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

==Generic Title Here==
Alright, thanks. Nice to see you again, too. I had no idea Chris even had fans, so I guess I was a bit suspicious. Sorry if that got in the way of things. I'm not on as much these days due to Chris being away but when things pick up I hope I'll get to talk to you more. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:13, 12 August 2010 (PDT)
*Yeah, we should ask how close he lives near Chris, if his Virginia residence is a true claim. From possible sockpuppet to someone who might set off the powder keg of a new saga, I guess. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 17:35, 12 August 2010 (PDT)
:*Wha? Can someone explain for such a slowinthemind as me? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 17:46, 12 August 2010 (PDT)
::*Ronichu: CourtBranch14 on Flipnote was believed to be a CWC sockpuppet, but is a 16 year old in Virginia presumably near Chris, meaning if he's near him, we could get info from him and possibly get good enough info to send Chris into a bitch fit. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:03, 12 August 2010 (PDT)
:::*Thank you for typing nice and slowly so I could understand you. That's a lot clearer. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 18:44, 12 August 2010 (PDT)
Summers, since I'm stuck using a Wii, do you think I could forward an email from George to you about the possible true reason Chris hates the Xbox and what the managers do when he's there? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 12:47, 13 August 2010 (PDT)
::::Don't see why not, I'll say that I'm curious. What should I do with it, exactly?
My address is Michael_is_foxy@yahoo.com [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 13:05, 13 August 2010 (PDT)
:::::Maybe a screencap in case the Gamestop situation over him kicking Xbox games flares up (which it will) and to help verify sighting info from George and verify info about Chris' hate of the Xbox (which means I'll ask George if he overheard this or talked to Chris about this)? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 13:13, 13 August 2010 (PDT)

==Oh well==
It was fun while it lasted. I don't really think it's necessary to document it, considering this wiki is in fact about Chris and not the creepy people who "defend" him. My only question now is whether or not this guy was a troll, anti-troll, or White Knight. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 14:05, 13 August 2010 (PDT)
*No, I haven't been paying attention, I have A.D.H.D, you know. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 15:15, 13 August 2010 (PDT)
**Seriously? I didn't know...Sorry. Either way, we're checking all possibilities and making the most of them, really. Chris isn't really doing anything, and we have a possible source of info, why not make the most of it? [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 15:21, 13 August 2010 (PDT)

== George speaks out ==

Sent you the dramatic thing George sent me. Turns out George's parents because (both sadly and hilariously) they thought he was a pedophile. Sad yet intriguing read worthy of starting a new article about. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 09:44, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

==Sorry I took so long==
I was on a spontaneous roadtrip with a couple of friends. So far, I've only read the first three paragraphs and I already have a problem or two. "He would tell me about his trolls..." Chris didn't know about "trolls" until he knew about ED in 2007. I don't know the guy sending the email, but it sounds like he's talking about being at the Game Place with Chris, but seeing as this guy claims to have met Chris as a 12-year-old and seems to imply that this was a continuous occurance, this doesn't really work for me. Also, he seems to imply that he have Chris his inspiration for the comic, even though Chris came up with the comic in 2000. If that isn't the case, ignore that last comment, but it sounds suspicious to me.

I'm now a bit further down, and I'm noticing a huge problem. This guy claims to have a "mental illness which causes [him] to lash out when overly stressed", and if he were a 12 year old at the game place with a problem like that, wouldn't he have been a lot like Chris, or even worse at the game place? He implies that he has a short fuse, but nobody, including Mimms, Lucas, and Chris, ever mention this guy talking to Chris, following Chris, or being irritating alongside Chris. Furthermore, would Chris ever associate with a guy who is EVERYTHING he doesn't like about [[Jerks|men]]? Someone intolerant, short-tempered, and easily stressed would not get anywhere near Chris, nor would such a person, by the same token, be able to tolerate Chris. Another issue with this is that it directly conflicts with the manner in which this guy is writing. He got "stressed" at other people a few days ago, proving that he isn't monitored online, yet while writing THIS email, he acts both calm and courteous, which is something that someone with an actual mental illness like the one described would not be likely capable of, hence why it would be termed a mental illness.

"I've been that way since I was little, but nobody's really understood it except for him..." Bullshit. Chris isn't tolerant, and that fact is painted up and down this wiki. We have tons of evidence of Chris being intolerant of everything, from trolls to people confusing the Ghostbuster movies with the Filmation one. Chris would not tolerate a 12-year-old with a mental defect.

Hell, he even refuses to associate with other people with Autism simply for FEAR that they might be "Low-Functioning" and that it would depress him.

The paragraph that starts with "The years passed by..." is also bullshit. Whoever wrote this is clearly implying that his parents thought of Chris as a pedophile, yet he acts as if he doesn't understand why they didn't want him to be near Chris. That's like me saying "I went to sleep without locking my car whilst announcing that it was unlocked to a group of theives that was passing by, and when I woke up the next day, my car was gone! I probably misplaced it." Whoever wrote this is wanting the reader to make certain connections without the character making it himself. Though this can be an interesting plot device in fiction, not even the mentally handicapped would assemble so much information (and know exactly which information to group together in this one paragraph for such connections to be made by the reader) without making that connection himself. If the character in the email had made such a connection and had the disability described, do you honestly think he would just leave it open-ended, without defending Chris at all (both to defend him from US, so we wouldn't make the connection, and HIMSELF, so he could reinforce his own beliefs, which is only natural)? I don't believe that for a second.

This guy is trolling in my opinion. He's doing the not-so-common "here's my sad story, now pity me into believing me" shtick, but he's still trolling. He's playing on people's natural desire to see tragedy (hence so many tragedy films/plays/novels), and he does it with some success, but to me this still looks like fiction that hasn't yet been fully researched. I wouldn't put this anywhere until he gives some real evidence supporting his claims, but that's just me. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 14:24, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

*And another thing that's bothering me. Both this guy and the last guy appeared at around the same time and both contacted the same person. Not only this, but the guy who is being contacted jumps the gun by saying that this shit is "worthy of starting a new article about." This might just be my overly-suspicious mind playing games, but it really seems to me like someone just wants to get some e-fame for free. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 14:32, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

*Whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't think Eniggy or Cypher have anything to do with it, if anything, if you want to be suspicious towards someone that would be me. Both of them have been here longer than I have, and both of them don't have anything to gain in this.

Me, on the other hand, I'm the one with the trolling history on runescape as well as a slight career in false identity.

Back to what I was going to say, thank you for giving me your expert opinion on this, I know people in the same position as 'George', so I'm more inclined to believe him. A lot of the points you make, however, are quite spot on. I just don't see what a troll would have to gain in this though. Any E-fame the person would get would be shot down in an instant. But, as I said, you make a point, and honestly, I don't want to even go so far as to make an article with this until there's irrefutable proof that George Milson knew Chris, and is, in fact, a real person. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 14:37, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

:tl;dr: "Cool story, bro." Best not to feed this troll. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 14:43, 16 August 2010 (PDT)
::Wait, who are you tl;dr-ing? Me, Cake, or George?
I apologize for my stupid confusion [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 14:45, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

User talk:Msummers

2010-08-16T21:37:49Z

Msummers: /* Sorry I took so long */

User talk:Eniggy

2010-08-16T21:10:52Z

Msummers: /* RE: George Speaks Out. */

User talk:Eniggy

2010-08-16T21:04:19Z

Msummers: /* Just a stupid question. */ new section

==Hi there!==

[[Image:CWCiki_Introduction.jpg|thumb|300px|Welcome to CWCKI!]]

Welcome to [[CWCki]]! There's a lot to do around here because Chris never does anything himself. I hope you'll stay with us and make many improvements of your own!

:Before you start, be sure to read '''[[A Quick Guide to CWCki]]'''. This will guide you through the dos and donts of editing [[CWCki|the world's most accurate wiki]]. Be especially sure to read this if you consider anonymous to be legion or if you've just come over from [[ED]]. Everything you know is [[lies|wrong]].

:'''[[Special:Recentchanges|Recent changes]]''' is a great first stop, because you can see what other people are editing right this minute, and where you can help.

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:If you haven't already, create a '''[[User:{{PAGENAME}}|user page]]''' about yourself! If you do, we'll be able to know you better as a member of our community. Just don't upload gigantic pictures of yourself and your favorite anime. I warn against this only because it's happened before.

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:Once again, welcome to CWCki!

[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:06, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

Indeed welcome --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 08:52, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

== Heys there :D ==
If you want spamming Ideas, lets work together
We could think of some pretty crazy sheed -[[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

==Meh==
I've seen this type of thing a few times, but being an idiot is not an effective tool against CWC. Take that shit to 4chan or (more likely, based on the email content) back to youtube. If you want to troll chris, you have to be smart about it, not act like him. Otherwise, he'll just ignore you and nothing will get done. Not saying don't do it, just don't expect that you'll ever get a result out of this. PROTIP: You never will. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 10:35, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

==Not A Forum==

{{Not A Forum}}

CWCki talkpages are not forums. Discontinue using talk pages for discussion. Your Autism is no excuse. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 03:16, 23 June 2010 (UTC)
:Okay then, Harry Elefante. Good luck not being able to beat Alec in your war on light conversation because we ALL have to BE SERIOUS when talking and not be able to stray one meter off the path. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 15:56, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

==ELO==
Of all their songs, I only like Telephone and Mr. Blue Sky. In case you were wondering. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 19:03, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

== Honest joe? ==

Seriously?

Nothing I have been doing is honest. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 04:38, 11 July 2010 (UTC)

=="George"==

So the nutball sent me this:

YOU ARE A TROLL JUST LIKE THE OTHERS!

YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE I TOLD ABOUT THE MODNATIONS DISC BEING SCRATCHED, AND YOU TOLD NATHAN!

YOU HAVE DROPPED FROM AN 8 ON MY TRUST SCALE DOWN TO A BIG HEAPING 2.

I'LL MAKE DAMN WELL SURE THAT CHRIS KNOWS NOT TO TRUST YOU, TROLL!

I don't know what the fuck he's talking about a scratched ModNation disc. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 19:54, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

I wanted to let you know about this since it seemed important, but I got an email from George last night before I got offline. He sent me a picture as 'proof' that he isn't Chris.

Even if this kid isn't Chris, gotta admit, he has the creepy stare down... [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 10:56, 12 August 2010 (PDT)

:<s>Is this "CourtBranch14" you're referring to?</s> No, it's from ModNation. We might have another Liquid on our hands... --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 23:44, 12 August 2010 (PDT)
--- That's kind of odd. He says he ISN'T Chris, so would this be a reverse-Liquid? - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 04:31, 13 August 2010 (PDT)

::I got the email, it seems legitimate to me, really. I suppose I'll find a place to upload it so the others can get a closer look, if you don't mind.

I don't really know what else to do with it... [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 15:19, 13 August 2010 (PDT)

== Your Emails. ==

*First email ( http://i34.tinypic.com/6pp3s3.jpg ) In which George explains that Chris kicks the xbox games and is in fact jealous because he has trouble with the buttons. As well as the fact that the manager of the Gamestop does not let the employees yell at him due to his autism. May be important if found to be true.

*Second email ( http://i38.tinypic.com/71h9mu.jpg ) In which George reveals that he used to be friends with Chris, trading cards and such, however, he does not go to Charlottesville often.

If the two used to be friends, this may be quite important, however, it is also revealed in the email that something may have happened between the two, as Milson appears quite sad. It appears Chris is ignoring him when he tries to talk to him, unless he wants cards, by the looks of it.

Due to the fact that he is never mentioned by Chris, it is also likely that this was an unrequited friendship. George had a friend, Chris had a person who would give him cards.

I personally want to know 1. what they did together as friends, as this could be really important. 2. what happened to their friendship and 3. whether or not he's a trustworthy source. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 15:46, 13 August 2010 (PDT)

So they were friends at the GAMe PLACe? If he is 16, that means he was relatively young when he was friends with Chris. This has probably led to idealistic memories of Chris. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 18:45, 13 August 2010 (PDT)
*More from Georgy-porgy. http://a.imageshack.us/img801/2677/sniff.png

So he thinks his parents might have had something to do with it? - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 13:20, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

*The way it sounds, he thought he had a friend in Chris, Chris had someone to BAWWW to when something didn't go his way (I.E. someone to rub his ego, may even be the reason he thought he had millions of fans), and when he was finally banned because of his own stupidity, George thought his parents were at fault somehow since he was never told of the circumstances of Chris's banning (It's possible that he wasn't there that day.), and is now afraid to talk to him because he thinks that he or his parents are the reason that Chris doesn't go to The GAMe PLACe anymore. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 13:28, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

== RE: George Speaks Out. ==

I got the email. It is rather sad, really...The question is, what to do with it? I'm not exactly sure myself how this would turn into an article, and even then, how would we do so and keep to the promise that George has asked of us?

I'm all for documenting this, of course. It seems legitimate in my eyes, the only real question is 'how'?

Also, I'd post a screenie of the email, but it's seriously such a wall of text that I wouldn't be able to get it in one shot.

Ideas for what to do with it? [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 12:22, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

Just post that shit. Copy paste, multiple screenshots, whatever's best for you. Maybe it's not article-worthy, but it's still interesting if it's as legit as you say. And, hey personal testimonials from people who know Chris are pretty hot items, so a mod could easily deem this article-worthy. [[User:KingoftheJuice|KingoftheJuice]] 00:41, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

== Just a stupid question. ==

Would George have anything to gain from being a troll? After all, this whole thing seems rather convincing, and it would take a LOT of work to do that, yet he would have nothing to gain. We would find out that his info was bogus and drop him in two seconds.

However, if this is the real deal, he would have everything to gain from talking to us. he says that because of his parents he's never really had anyone talk with, he's never had friends. So to him, this would be like a form of counseling. He's lost the one thing that made him feel normal, and this gives him a way to talk about this, and his anger at his parents, and everything else, really. It gives him friends.

Forgive me for my blind idiot way of putting it as I am trying to type this out before I forget it whilst at the same time yelling at someone close to me for doing something extremely stupid.

Tl;dr, George would have nothing to gain from being a troll, I think this is legitimate, my significant other is an idiot, and I would like your opinions on these points.

Thank you.
[[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 14:04, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

User talk:Eniggy

2010-08-16T20:28:11Z

Msummers: /* Your Emails. */

File talk:George Milson End.JPG

2010-08-16T17:12:47Z

Msummers:

The letter is quite sad, but in how far has the guy been validated? Could it be hoax via the evil medium of attempted tear jerking? --[[User:Miela|Miela]] 10:03, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

I've personally checked into his place of living (Gordonsville), and it exists, and also seems right when it comes to how far away George said he would be from Chris's house. We also have pictures of him, holding notes which say that he is, in fact, George Milson. However, other than that, I'm afraid we haven't validated him much further, and I am personally hoping we can do more to ensure that the information he has given us is correct. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 10:12, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

File:George Milson End.JPG

2010-08-16T16:38:41Z

Msummers: The last of three parts of the letter received from George Milson, detailing his relationship to Christian, the extent of their friendship, and the details surrounding their 'split'. Validity unsure at this time. May cause tears. And slight bowel distor

The last of three parts of the letter received from George Milson, detailing his relationship to Christian, the extent of their friendship, and the details surrounding their 'split'. Validity unsure at this time.

May cause tears. And slight bowel distortion.

File:George Milson 2.JPG

2010-08-16T16:37:43Z

Msummers: The second of three parts of the letter received from George Milson, detailing his relationship to Christian, the extent of their friendship, and the details surrounding their 'split'. Validity unsure at this time. May cause tears.

The second of three parts of the letter received from George Milson, detailing his relationship to Christian, the extent of their friendship, and the details surrounding their 'split'. Validity unsure at this time.

May cause tears.

File:George Milson 1.JPG

2010-08-16T16:35:53Z

Msummers: The first of three parts of the letter received from George Milson, detailing his relationship to Christian, the extent of their friendship, and the details surrounding their 'split'. Validity unsure at this time. May cause tears.

The first of three parts of the letter received from George Milson, detailing his relationship to Christian, the extent of their friendship, and the details surrounding their 'split'. Validity unsure at this time.

May cause tears.

User talk:Freecell

2010-08-16T03:08:03Z

Msummers: /* Long time no see, old friend. */

{{welcome|Freecell}}

New name. Didn't like [[User:thelieisacake|the old one.]] [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 18:55, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

Added a welcome template because I've never gotten one and I'm jealous.

== Hey... ==

I hope this is how to use the message system? haha, if not, feel free to delete it. Anyway, sorry about that dude, I've never actually signed up for a wiki account before, ever. I was just glancing down and saw some transcript text that was wrong, and thought I would correct it. So anyway, my bad, and I'll be sure to take advantage of that preview button next time.

== Alright so... ==

I keep hearing about how Chris cut his Medallion up in little pieces and shoved it up his ass... wtf, he really didn't do this did he? Does video or picture proof exist? I've seen him TALK about it with that Max guy, but that was all audio wasn't it? He could have easily just faked the whole thing. If he REALLY did do it, he's so god damn stupid.

== Long time no see, old friend. ==

Hey, just wanted to say hello again since it's been a while, I remember you were the one who was 'keeping an eye on me' when I first came here, thought it would be nice to give you a smile and a warm hello.

But, to business, I also wanted to let you know that you were right about George, as posted in Eniggy's usertalk. He appears to be a 16 year old who lives near Chris, and until further notice, an actual fan with some of Chris's tendancies. As well as a stare that almost rivals Chris in creepiness. Not sure what to do with him from here, but at the very least, I wanted to let you know about it.

Good tidings to you, and hope to see you again soon.

[[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 14:35, 12 August 2010 (PDT)

::Hey there, wanted to let you know that I sent you an email to your 'undercover newfag account'. It's one that Eniggy forwarded to me, wanted your expert opinion on it before I or anyone else tried making an article of it. Or editing any other articles with it.

You don't have to read it if you don't want to, but either way, thought it would be nice to ask.

Thank you for reading my silliness, and see you soon. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 20:08, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

User talk:Eniggy

2010-08-15T19:22:28Z

Msummers: /* RE: George Speaks Out. */ new section

User talk:Eniggy

2010-08-13T22:46:26Z

Msummers: /* Your Emails. */ new section

Talk:Flipnote Hatena

2010-08-13T22:32:13Z

Msummers: /* Not a hardware ban */

{{Not A Forum}}
Get all of chris's comments, save his flipnote bullshit creations

and uh

yeah. he favorited over 71 PAGES OF THESE FUCKING THINGS

[[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:42, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:Archive of comments in progress. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:13, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016
Fuck, he knows we filmed him. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:17, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
*By the way, it's page 22 of the comments.
:I disagree. This is not conclusive confirmation that he was aware of people filming him. He could easily be referring to previous times where people have witnessed him out and about (like the Michael Snyder incident). He may have suspected people were following him about there but we don't know if he was aware for sure. I sense we may get a new video soon. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:22, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

:*At least he didn't comment on all of them. I'm thinking get screencaps of everything he commented on and save his comments?
:* I've saved all his comment images and plan on uploading them shortly. I would guess we can just link what the image is replaying to in the gallery captions. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:35, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:* Uploaded - I had to change the format from the source GIFs since they don't play nicely with galleries. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:09, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
== jesus fffffffff ==
Chris has favorited over 2000 of these things. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 23:45, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
*:Yeah, I'm not about to list those. It's pretty obvious he just hits favorite on everything he moderately likes. Still I guess I could skim them to see if any TRUE AND HONEST Sonichu fanart is in there.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:52, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

== Holy mother of fuck, hahaha! ==

God, it's like this is all he did yesterday besides pretend the party was some kind of slo-mo rave to get underage girls at! --[[User:Eniggy|Enig-HAHAH]] 00:31, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Uh, hm. Yes, that is what happened. Thanks. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:33, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Chris has no hope of getting back to a normal life. The trolls are going to follow him and torment him until the day he dies, and he's unable to do a thing about it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 00:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

^ *Insert requiem for a dream music*--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 01:21, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Chris could very easily get back to a normal net life. The problem is, he can't help but be Chris. If he would stop signing everything and talking about himself in every post, he'd just be another guy on a forum. If you'll notice, most of his posts are either unfunny random humor that would be loss in the morass of the same or him shilling his custom content. Cut out the second and he'd fit right in. He'll never resist yelling about his Sonichu modkingdom or whatever custom thing he makes next because he's an idiot. On another note, Chris thinks that negative tone = lie given one of his quotes. I mean, no matter what sort of spin we put on it, that video of him humping a blow-up doll exists, no? --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 01:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Chris doesn't seem to consider negative tone=lie. Rather, this is just an example of his tardlogic. When he says "EVERYTHING OUTSIDE THE PRE-HACKED CWCIPEDIA, MY OKCUPID PROFILE, AND MY YOUTUBE ACCOUNT IS A LIE", he expects everyone to simply ignore everything that is not on one of the sites.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:11, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
[[File:Troll Rage (Obama-style).PNG]] All five parts of it. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:38, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Sheep, man, you got this all wrong. Chris logic isn't as complex as 'negative tone = lie'. It's even more simple than that. It's 'something he disagrees with = lie'. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:05, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

And on a seperate note: Damn. You guys move fucking fast. How the hell do trolls find shit like this? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:08, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Don't tell Chris but there's a bug in his DSi. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:09, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::If that's true then DAMN does Clyde have moles in Sony ''and'' Nintendo?? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:13, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Clyde secretly is the real Shigeru Miyamoto. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:15, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

I have to agree with OFSheep, the problem with Chris is that he wants attention, and he has to PUT SONICHU EVERYWHERE, and stuff his ego into every orifice.
He will always have the unwanted attention, until he learns to stop attracting it. but he can't do that, just like chris will stop being called gay when he stops denying it by dressing up like a homo [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 18:13, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

==Animation==
A crappy animation was just posted on Chris's FH profile, though it could be the work of trolls, so someone with more behind the scenes information should add this.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 17:38, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
*Wow, that's something an eight year old whose parents buy him twelve iPhones a year could do in a minute. I'm still waiting for Bob to finally ban him from the computer and the DSi. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:14, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
[[File:UltimateNightmareFlipnote.png|thumb|Just kinda weird, really.]]
::I dunno. It's crappy enough to be a Chris-Chan creation, but it seems like it's a step above him all the same. The whole "Really slow guy with annoying beep" is something Chris would probably consider a nightmare, sure, but I don't get why he would make this.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:51, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
::Fuck it, adding now.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:55, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
:: I'd say it's the work of trolls, compare the handwritting with the others, besides, the guy is standing on straight lines, an impossible feat for chris, and the video description is too elaborate to be chris's.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 20:01, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
*cries a bit* This is the most beautiful thing ever.... [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]
::: Do you think the trolls managed to hack into Chris's Flipnote Hatena account? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:09, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: unless someone stole his DSi, this is chris. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:09, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
Holy fucking shit this is creepy. [[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 14:35, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
*Chris's autism just evolved to Ulillillia's level. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:22, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:*I don't really think they're even close to eachother. Uilillillia's crazy, but he's the innocent sort of crazy.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:35, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::Yes, but this just the kind of animation Ulillillia would make. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 21:39, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Not nearly enough parallax or supernaturality to be an Ulillillia animation. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 22:21, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
*Does this remind anyone else of that Suicide Mouse video that /x/ put out there a while ago? Same concept, a thing walking on a loop with a weird, repetitive noise in the background. Except this is shitty and not creepy like the other one. ([[User:KingoftheJuice|KingoftheJuice]] 19:07, 22 June 2010 (UTC))
:*this one is also creepy, but mostly because of the annoying beep and emptyness.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 20:19, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:**It's like David Lynch minus the artistic integrity/batshit insanity/baby puppet apparently made from a cow fetus. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 22:21, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

==CWC Got Told==

[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D6047619382_000#535E907031CED2BB-c11539868617741172339 Comment #8] by Foxstar(id: Rashala) "Please do not post on my channel ever again". I'm looking to see what I can find that would cause him/her to say this. Anyone know?
:Nothing by foxstar is on Chris's comment list and I'm not about to go through a 3 pages and god only knows how many comments of furfag content trying to find a Chris comment that might not even exist. It's probably just some faggot begging for attention.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:29, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::Because Chris linked his stupid video to her 4chan channel which has nothing to do with the ACTUAL 4chan since chris is a lazy so...yeah. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 15:38, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

== "Bill for Anti-Internet Bad Mouthing Campaign" ==

The "Bill" part of that just hit me. Chris wants to make talking bad about people on the internet illegal. Again.

I don't think it would be unreasonable to believe that he's gonna bring up this idea again sooner rather than later. If he does, new content for Chris and law.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:38, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

*Not only did that suck, but it was also just a quick mod to the original, much like Youtube Poops, which are still funnier than anything he's ever done. Also, [http://chrisisagaytrucker.ytmnd.com the GIF got YTMND'd.] --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 00:38, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

The really sad thing is, once again, the actual message goes completely over his head. The song basically says if you get trolled, you brought it upon yourself for being a naive retard. It's about personal responsibility, a concept alien and threatening to Chris. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 02:18, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

:Well I guess his "Internet Bad Mouthing Campaign" against the evil Mary Lee Walsh, this greedy Micheal Snyder, etc, doesn't count. He's above the law after all, of course. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 03:48, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

== New Flipnote Animation - "HippoOnYourHead" ==

Chris uploaded more random access humor on the flipnote, as evidenced [http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D7F00037B5A_000?in=user|here]http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Flipnote_Hatena&action=edit&section=6

He seems to be trying to garner ratings with his little plea at the end.
[[User:ScottBNickles|ScottBNickles]] 16:51, 24 June 2010 (UTC)ScottBNickles
:lolwut?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 16:55, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:<s>What does that message in the end mean? "Please add one green or a bunch of yellow" is that more RAH?</s> Disregard that, now i understand what it means.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 17:01, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::Where did he get "Buck Williams" from? [[User:ScottBNickles|ScottBNickles]] 17:14, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::A quick google search shows that buck williams is a basketball player and character from the Left Behind books. knowing chris' readin habits, i suppose he refers to the former.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 17:34, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::::I'm still wondering what inspired the hippo part and the letter. Possible ripoff of things he's seen on the internet or Flipnote Hanata? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:05, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::[[Random-access humor]] He's been using the phrase for YEARS. he can't even have new original random access humor. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 18:19, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::I knew about that, but I have a feeling I've heard the hippo part somewhere before. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:27, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::Regina E-mails. She actually calls him out on it, but he just sort of blows her off.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:05, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::: @Eniggy Maybe Hungry Hungry Hippoes? [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
:::::::::Nah, never had one as a kid, but my memory is thinking it has to do with the internet. Then again, my brain's probably skewered the memory I had of it now, so I've probably forgotten and confused enough of it that I'll probably never figure out where I heard it from. Oh, well, that's life, I guess. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:23, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Did Chris actually draw this? Cuz that animation is kinda...good [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 03:54, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:Yes, but it looks like frames drawn in MS Paint. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 03:56, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

::Fuck,if Chris spent all the time he wasted on Sonichu doing shit like this he might actually have accomplished anything. I mean, it's not really anything of any quality but considering this is Chris, it's the motherfucking Mona Lisa. I mean...it actually looks like it was drawn by someone over six...-[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 04:01, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Additionally, the handwriting shown in the letter(Dear Sir blah blah) is actually kinda neat. Comparing that to Chris's usual handwriting which looks like he stuck a pencil up his ass and made like a dog with worms just makes me more skeptical as to whether this was done by Chris -[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 04:07, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Much like that stop-motion lego race video he made, if a Gameboy is his medium, he's a passable artist. What he fails at is sculpture, illustration, and singing/song writing. Too bad he's convinced himself he's a savant in all those things. --{User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 04:10, 25 June 2010(UTC)
:::Personally, I'm giving it two days until we discover where he ripped that off from or which troll made it for him. Chris can't write like a normal human being. Period. -[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 04:18, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: Someone needs to make ripoffs of these, claim they're originals, and then accuse Chris of copying. And then an army of trolls needs to back the ripoffs up as the 'True and Honest' originals. -[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 04:30, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::::: It won't work. These things have upload dates on them. Our supposed originals would be uploaded later and would show it. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 12:48, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

== Youtube mirrors? ==

Chris's first two flipnotes could be summed up with a single screencap, and the troll song was just Chris vandalizing a few frames, but if the hippo thing is any indication, Chris has turned to his DS for all his fame-whore needs. It would be much easier to display this stuff if we could just compile them into youtube videos. Is it even possible to save these things?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:44, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:Here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oME_VeGVZo .--[[User:J0haely|J0haely]]19:13, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::brb making YouTube Poop of it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:03, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Awesome job with the videos, but I guess we need some new templates for Chris's animations. It seems to me that we'll be getting these instead of new videos for the immediate future.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:06, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: Cool, but can you make one of the 8-Bit video? --[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 6:11 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::<s>The original 8-bit or chris's plagiarism?</s> Disregard that. here's the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIHni4FDTK4 [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 12:23, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

== 8-Bit ==
Has anyone told this poor man that an autistic manchild has bastardized his animation and used it in his own war against trolls? He should be given a link to the CWCki at the very least. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:42, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:I started an account to post on all his things, so I or Beat or someone else might have to do this.

EDIT: Just told 8-Bit in a post with a link to this article and the CWCki. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 22:29, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

:Good man! If we're lucky then this 8-Bit guy might be able to give us his say. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:49, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

::Especially since Chris is exactly the kind of person he's making fun of in his Don'tGetTrolled animation. [[User:Sakanz|Sakanz]] 06:47, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== More Random Access Humor ==

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D8A92F380B0_002?in=user

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D8A97E15FBC_002?in=user

God, I can't understand what the fuck he's saying any of these. --[[User:MonkeySorski|MonkeySorski]] 15:34, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:I can tell you one thing... the "why'd you hit me" gag is from Drake and Josh. Moar plagiarizing! -[[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 19:39, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

::I'm pretty sure the whole thing is plagiarized --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 20:34, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Yep, he ripped off the late Charles M. Schlutz by stealing material from Peanuts. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:26, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
::::It's stolen verbatim: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHDnc19mHv0 --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 02:28, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

:Shouldn't Random Humor 1 and 2 be on the same page, since they are a continuation form each other.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:54, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== The Summer person from CWC's comments on videos= CWC Ego Boosting Account? ==
I was trolling as an impostor Chris (TRUE_and_HONEST_Chris) to see if he reacted, but someone else did. Here's what "Summers3594" did because of it:

"I Don't Have TIME FOR YOUR SLANDEROUS ACCUSATIONS AND MISINFORMING! I Shall Be Off Now!

I'll Return When Things Have Calmed Down!...And When My Dad Lets Me! "

"I AM NOT TRYING TO BE YOU!!!! Where do YOU get the idea that I am trying to be the GREATEST HIGH FUNCTIONING AUTISTIC EVER? "

"I AM NOT CHRIS! NOR AM I TRYING TO BE THE TRUE AND HONEST CWCVILLE! I am ONLY ensuring that HIS GOOD NAME not be TARNISHED by NAIVE TROLLS like YOU!"

Also, "Summers" has done no uploads and their favorites( http://ugomemo.hatena.ne.jp/Summers3594/following ) are pretty similar to the ones Chris favorited. That, and there's a big love for Family Guy, one of Chris's favorite shows. That, and there's an obvious lack of intelligence, but some things show through that show signs of being on our side.

So, is it a fellow troll, or a second account for Chris to boost his ego with? You decide. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 05:06, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
:I'd go with troll, but let's see how this plays out. --This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 05:24, 27 June 2010 (UTC). Thanks for reading!
::Troll, Chris is too stupid to even think about making a sockpuppet. -- [[User:MonkeySorski|MonkeySorski]] 05:29, 27 June 2010 (UTC).
:::Adam Stackhouse saga anyone? --[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 05:38, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
::::The summers person made an account yesterday. [[User_talk:Msummers|He/She says it's a troll scheme.]] [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 12:10, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::Summers3594 here, this is a fellow troll, albeit, my scheme is more making him think that he has real fans to make him more confident in himself, rather than do something negative to him. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:37, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::Mine's designed to play the part of a fan so jealous he goes out of his way to impersonate Chris, but with many flaws, as most internet impersonators are. This is done to confuse Chris, which could possibly help with your plan. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 02:27, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
== Another new Flipnote. ==

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DA28892A0A2_001?in=user
:Apparently, Christian's trying to make a good name for himself on Flipnote now, not sure how people will react, excited to see though. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:43, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
::Flipnote 404ing for me as of 9:31 PM CST. Must be having server issues. Also, main link redirects to a Wikimedia page. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 02:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

== Info About Stars ==
For those of you who don't know Flipnote Hatena's Star system, here is how it works. Just like the five star, 10/10, and thumbs up/down are part of the rating system, so too are stars. If a user sees an animation he or she likes, that person has the option of giving gold, green, red, and blue stars. Users have unlimited gold stars to give but will have to pay money in order to give other colored stars. Green being the cheapest to buy while red being the most expensive to buy. Users can also pay to obtain boxes that contain stars, from 4.99 USD to a whooping 99.99 USD. Users can give themselves unlimited stars and start their account out with three green stars. It's no wonder why our fellow autistic has so many stars.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 06:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*Wow, that IS interesting. I also noticed that he has a Plus account, which is supposed to give him a few extra bonuses, but by the looks of it, he has to pay a monthly fee for it. I guess we'll hafta see if he keeps it come next month!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:51, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

*On a side note, users who gave stars can also take those stars away, causing an immense lowering of one's [[heart level]].--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 07:01, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

:*Actually, Chris's Plus Account is free for one month and is then deactivated. After that, you have to pay for it. If one could get Chris to pay for it, well, sucks for Chris. Of course, Chris will pay for it anyways.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 07:01, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

== The Offical Sonichu Channel ==
I just added my Sonichu Channel I made to the External Links selection of the article, so all you trolls with a DSI should start submitting Sonichu bashing Flipnotes on my Channel so Chris could notice.--[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]]
:I'm buying a DSi XL this week (bigger screen, easier drawing) so I might have to jump on this bandwagon. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:02, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
:That's super duper, true and honest, and pretty convenient of you, Djyellow. Thanks!--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 19:25, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

== He's Blocking Posters ==
Just discovered I got blocked from posting on his things, so I started a temporary one (Jimithan_T_Hill_101) to put up fake legal notices on his things to scare him, due to him being dumb enough to believe these things. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 20:20, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*I just checked the "Blocking Users" setting of Flipnote Hatena, and he can block only nine users. SUCKS FOR HIM.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 20:35, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
**It'll be interesting to see how that ends up turning out, since it's not going to be long before more than 9 people are down his throat. Also, I checked on the 'mail' thing in the FAQ, it appears that the messaging service is unavailable outside of Japan, so anyone wanting to privately message him will have to coerce him into giving his email address or getting some sort of messaging program. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 20:58, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
***So far, two of my accounts have been blocked by him. If I keep it up, with help from others, we may be able to flood Chris's posting controls beyond the nine person limit, leaving him to embarrass himself on Flipnote Wapanesena. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 04:17, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== Reporting Chris==
If you want a moderator like me to Report Chris, just tell me some shit he did on Hatena and I'll be on my way. --[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]]
*Would that be a good idea though? Some of us are here to increase his ego so he'll return to the scene with a bit more lul-worthy antics, however, in the case that doesn't work, a kick in the ass to get him off hatena and back on youtube might be needed. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 21:09, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*Might not be a good idea to increase his ego you know? Many inculding me are not very fond of Smuggy Chris at all. besides for reporting him, what I think we should do is start advertising my Sonichu Channel in his comments page so he can soon find out about it and see it is full of Sonichu Parodies and hopefully set him off. Though, I;m just a Idiot,--[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]]
**I'm getting a hang of this "not a forum" thing, so let me refer you to the box at the top. However, while we're on the topic, find me anyone other than you who doesn't like Smug Chris. I personally like it because it makes him confident, which leads him to do something incredibly stupid, which then leads to a downward spiral of Stress. Others I'm sure like him because they love to spread happiness and autistic sunshine throughout the world. However, there's no real reason to dislike it, unless you disagree with me and thus are wrong. We need results somehow. Smug Chris always ends in a result. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:27, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
***Results are good. Smug Chris is not. Smug Chris's downfall into Emo Chris is good because he is no longer smug. Smug Chris just frustrates me because I don't have magic powers, and thus can't reach through the screen and punch the motherfucker. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
****Notice that including real-life info, including your real name, in an animation is against the ToU and grounds for your animation being taken down. All we need to do is report his submissions for breaking the ToU because they all include his real name, and we're golden! --[[User:JM1987|JM1987]] 15:29, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
****And I just got his "Women Only" video removed by reporting that it had his name in it and was trying to get personal details from other members. Shows that it works, and we can fuck with him --[[User:JM1987|JM1987]] 15:00, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

== Page split ==

It might be worth splitting "Chris's entries" into a separate page, perhaps [[List of Chris's Flipnote Hatena submissions]] or something like that since he's going to have quite a few. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:00, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
*I'm on it, boss.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:14, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== Oh, dear lord. ==

[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DB382BE63AA_004?in=user AAAGH MY EYES IT'S BLINDED ME] --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 16:58, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DB5581BF274_002?in=user Oh shit, he posted it again.] --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:14, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== Sequel to the Tagged Flipnote ==

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DB81F1E5674_005?in=user

Chris appears to have made a second 'tagged' flipnote. This time for everyone who he thinks deserves a 'smile and a happy thought', titled "for women only". Looks like he's continuing his sweetheart search even on Flipnote. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:48, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

==OH SHIT YOU GUYS==
http://ugomemo.hatena.ne.jp/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DBF8CE838FE_002 -[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 21:31, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
*What? That link just brings up a 404 error. --[[User:JM1987|JM1987]] 13:29, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== Plus status gone? ==
Have you noticed Chris's plus status is gone? It hasn't been a month. I think Chris got it taken away! Maybe even worse ahahuaheauheuah [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:00, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:I think he got banned! His user id is missing, the tabs for starred, comments are gone as well and they're starting to take his Flipnotes down!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:08, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::Okay, hate to be a post fag here, if there is one, but I did a double-check - Chris's user id is still active and still has plus. They might have shut down that page.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:14, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Yeah, I think something happened. damn me being on an airplane to not find out. Something is up though. I go through id Chris-chan and I can find his flipnotes but nothing else. I go to ID Sonichu and I can find his favorites... hm... [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:22, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::::I just hope we get a rage video out of this. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 00:29, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
Yes, Chris has been Temp banned on all Hatena related services.
--[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 00:38, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:Can anyone say "Captain's Log tonight or tomorrow"? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 00:57, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::Dj, when you say 'temp banned', how long do you mean? A few days? Or a few WEEKS? [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:00, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
A week at most. --[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 01:04, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:Hm...Considering who we're talking about, I believe a reaction will occur within the next two days. It will be big, it will be brutal, and it will be...hilarious. Question is, what to do when he gets his flipnote back? [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:06, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::I'm not sure if the mods banned him for a week, but I put that on the tracker until we get an exact estimate. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:08, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
Forgive me for making a mistake, but I just chatted with one of the higher ups at hatena and his ID is not banned. However, his DSi's access to Flipnote Hatena and ability to upload flipnotes is banned for life. --[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 01:13, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:Oh shit, that's sure to infuriate him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 01:14, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::That's actually better than a week's ban! Either he's going to buy another DS, or he's going to release a video depicting Shigeru Miyamoto as Michael Snyder. I still give him two days. Thank you for the info DJ! [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:19, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Just you wait and see. Chris will buy another DSi with his tugboat and somehow figure out how to change his house's router's address and come back in full RAAAAAGE. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:44, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:::: Well, his only other source for him to communicate with the internet has been banned. Either he's going to openly defy Rocky, or he's going to go bawwwing to her and she'll scold him for not staying offline. The end result: Hilarity will ensue, one way or another --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 03:05, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

Not sure where to put this email but...I thought it might belong on this page.

Hatena Customer Support
to me

show details Jul 8 (Today)

Hello,

This is Hatena Customer Support. Thank you for your email.
Please accept my apologies for the delay in getting back to you.

We investigated the posts by the user you specified shortly after receving your email and have already taken some administrative action.

In the future, please report inappropriate Flipnote or comments posted both from the PC or from the Nintendo DSi by doing the followig:

From the website:

To report inappropriate comments on a specific Flipnote, first click on the "Report inappropriate content" on the page of the Flipnote where the comments you want to report appear. On the following page, click on the green "Comments" tab that appears and select the comments that you wish to report.

From the Nintendo DSi:

Tap on "Help" from the top menu of Flipnote Hatena. Scroll down to the "Help Center" and read the section "How to report an inappropriate comment".

We also recommend that you block comments by any users you are having problems with. For more details please see the URL below:
http://d.hatena.com/flipnotehatena/20091111/1257933666

If you have any further questions please let us know, and thank you for helping to keep Flipnote Hatena a safe place for everyone.

Sincerely,
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On Fri, Jul 2, 2010 at 8:07 AM, <contact-form@flipnote.hatena.com> wrote:

From: (guest) @gmail.com
Country/Device/Kind: United States / Personal Computer / Report inappropriate content

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Hello. I have a 10 year old daughter who recently came to me and stated that a nearly 30 year old man using this website was stalking her and making inappropriate and suggestive comments towards her, such as saying she is "cute" with a "cute voice" and wishing she lived closer. This is appauling and I demand this user be removed. His name is chris chan or Sonichu or some such nonsense. I will be reporting him to local authorities for being a child predator and I demand he be removed from your site. I have looked over his comments to others on this site and he is doing the exact same thing. This is sick.

--[[User:Frozenblwf|Damn dirty troll]] 00:16, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

It might also be possible that he opted for the monthly rate instead of the yearly. This might be signs of a developing fiscal responsibility (I'll try this for a month to see how I like it!) or maybe the $30 was just too much for him. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 13:29, 12 August 2010 (PDT)

==Making Articles Agree==
Chris's flipnotes were removed because of his signature. Posting your real name is against the rules. Look at the removed flipnotes and the five that remain on his account. The survivors only get a C.W.C. at most, while each removed one has the whole "Christian W. Chandler." ''An Old Classic Dream'' is the only exception, being porn and all, but I'm guessing it was the first to be reported and thus was the first the mods noticed. Many articles state they were removed for "copyright violations" when no such restrictions exist on Flipnote Hatena. I've seen music from major labels and Family Guy sketches on there with no problem.

I'm going to clean up some articles that have that incorrect reason. I figured I'd state why I am here. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 12:43, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

==July 24==
Chris re-uploaded every one of his flipnotes except Tagged Flipnote, Edit Me, For Women Only, and My apologies. Looks like he might have bought a new DSi.--[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 04:43, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:Looks like he just got his monthly tugboat. He never learns, does he? I have also noticed that he disabled commenting on these flipnotes. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:53, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:How much longer until second bannination? BTW, his own creations may be locked from commenting... but NOT the Flipnotes on which he has commented, hint hint. Also, a cue to our resident cherry flower to start making "I heart Sonichu" flipnotes again... --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 05:04, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:*I wish we knew more about this SakuraBlossom chick. But I agree, SeventhBase, if she did somehow find out Chris was back, I'm sure she'd start posting more FlipNotes immediately. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 05:46, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
::I'm under the impression that she's some sort of troll trolling trolls. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 16:57, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
Oh dear god, not this again. Chrissy, when will you learn?--[[User:MEANWHILE|MEANWHILE]] 05:35, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:To be fair, he's probably also trading Pokemon with himself. Still, the idea he would go this far out of his way to upload his stupid shitty animations is pretty depressing.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:06, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:Let's count shall we? He's obviously has the first model for the DS, then he bought a DS lite, then he bought 2 DSi, and soon he'll buy the 3DS when its released. Chris will be the owner of 5 DS if he is really as predictable.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 16:43, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
*Now I have to wonder - does he have a second DSi or does he have that DSi XL or whatever the bigger DSi is? My guess is that he has the newer model DSi, thus Chris is gearing up to have all of those DS.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 18:06, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
Well, already a few of his Flipnotes have been removed from viewing on the Nintendo DSI and are being checked. --[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 22:46, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:And he's reuploaded them AGAIN. Jesus, how many times is it going to take for him to realize he's doing something wrong? Or does he just plan on buying a new DS every month for a week (or less) of trying to get underaged girls?--[[User:Straw|Straw]] 03:07, 27 July 2010 (UTC)
::At first I thought maybe he's still in the dark why his Flipnotes keep disappearing. Often mods will remove content from sites without notifying the offending user. And with Chris' history of trolls hacking into his accounts and messing with shit, it's not a unlikely conclusion to jump to. Then I remembered he made a Flipnote directed towards to mods to stop deleting his submissions. Now I'm wondering if he's made any attempt to contact the mods and ''ask why'' they're removing everything. Probably not, Chris lacks any deductive or inquisitive qualities and sticks with the first assumption that pops into his head. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 03:33, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

==Do the "Tugboat Template" fits here?==
I wonder about something for a while; Chris had to use another Nintendo DSi to evade the hardware ban. Since he's most likely brought himself a new one, do this qualify as an expanse made by the taxpayer via the tugboat? If yes, do the tugboat template fits at the top of this article? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 20:04, 26 July 2010 (UTC)
*I think the link to the tugboat in the article suffices, the template would be confusing as to what exactly it is he bought until you read that part anyway -- [[User:Mexican|Mexican]] 00:23, 27 July 2010 (UTC)
**On the contrary, he set up his account free, and Flipnote Studio is free. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 01:08, 27 July 2010 (UTC)
**Yes, except his DSi was banned from the site, so we're assuming he bought a new DSi.--[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:56, 27 July 2010 (UTC)
***overuse of those got-dang oversized templates all over this wiki is lame imo -[[User:Beemunk|Beemunk]] 05:06, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

No. Make a DS page or something. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 09:06, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

==Sock-puppet Accounts==

Am I right in assuming these are against the sites policy as well? I hope the mod's can trace by IP, than Chris will really be fucked. --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 00:47, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

:Why would you hope for this? But well, I'd rather hope he could come back to dA. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 01:18, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

:Some of them are probably trolls, for all we know. But the fourth one is a [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar|strong candidate]] for being a CWCpuppet.--[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 03:06, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
::One more thing: I'm fairly sure the mods have his unique DS ID. That's how they banned the first one. If they were sockpuppets, then the mods would know immediately because he sent the stars from the same DS. I doubt he's clever enough to use multiple DS's to spam stars. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 03:13, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
:::This would be "clever"? --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 03:38, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
::::Remember, Chris doesn't have to have a DS to make new accounts - he can make them on the internet. To get the most of it, he'd need other DSes.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 03:40, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::Pardon, SoulofChaosAgentofLight would be me. I made the account to comment on his videos before I realized he'd disabled commenting, but I went ahead and starred up his creations just 'cause. Sorry for the confusion [[User:Draykon|Draykon]] 02:59, 31 July 2010 (UTC)
::::::My apologies, then. Probably looks like a bunch of trolls - especially the one who gave him 9001 stars.--[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 03:13, 1 August 2010 (UTC)

So I made a "nice" comment on Chrissy's Labyrinth video, and I recieved stars from a "CourtBranch14", who also gave stars to Chris's flipnotes.
Behold: http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DB7EE0F202A_000#CypherFDP-c11538374259003315775 The account is here: http://flipnote.hatena.com/CourtBranch14/following

Possible sockpuppet? - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 11:01, 9 August 2010 (PDT)

:::::::It's starting to really seem that way, if it is him, he's slipping up from time to time ( http://i36.tinypic.com/33cxf61.jpg ) and even deleting comments when he refers to himself as "I". Personally though, I wouldn't say whether or not it's him until there's either more proof that it IS Chris or the person (if a troll) creates an account on here to disprove it. Until then, all you can really do is keep an eye on it. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 18:41, 9 August 2010 (PDT)
::::::::This time, CourtBranch 14 responded to me. http://a.imageshack.us/img63/7632/ohchris.png Daw, I feel so appreciated. If it really is Chris, he's doing a shitty job of hiding his identity. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 20:03, 9 August 2010 (PDT)
:::::::::Well, not sure what it means, exactly, but would totally flipping out at the mere mention that Sonichu is Jack Thaddius's or calling it '*my* sonichu' be considered as proof enough that Courtbranch14 is a sockpuppet, or no? ( http://i33.tinypic.com/vmuk4i.jpg ) [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 09:08, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
::::::::::Looky-looky here. http://img836.imageshack.us/f/hrrrmmmm.png/ So this can go two ways. If a sequel to the cow video is posted within this week, it's the real Chris. If not, a troll disguised as a sockpuppet. Or hell, considering Chris's schedule with Sonichu, it might end up being the real Chris WITHOUT a flipnote. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 09:37, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
::::::::::: wow look at those comments, CourtBranch14 is definitely Chris. Types in all caps, uses the same words, same rage. What's wierd is he gave me stars for giving positive feedback on his hippo video. --[[User:Monkeytacoz|Monkeytacoz]] 09:48, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
:::::::::::: looks like Chris just admitted it, i mean, COURTBRANCH14. ( http://i38.tinypic.com/2ptat6u.jpg ). --[[User:Monkeytacoz|Monkeytacoz]] 09:59, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
::::::::::::: I dunno, this one looks like a troll trying too hard. In a few places, he wrote "ICHRIS" or "MCHRIS" here "I" and "me" would be applicable. Like whoever wrote it was trying to make it seem like "Chris" was slipping up. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 10:10, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
:::::::::::::: That is also possible as well --[[User:Monkeytacoz|Monkeytacoz]] 10:11, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

*Suddenly, a whole new world of possibilities opened up. http://a.imageshack.us/img185/6427/twist.png This can mean a LOT of things.

A) Chris is attempting to reinforce to me the idea the he isn't Chris, despite the fact I've told him I believe he isn't before.
B) It's a troll who might be fucking with me.
C) He's telling the truth. 0.5% chance of being true.

He then sent me this:

Thank you.
Also, I wanted to Remind you, if you and your Gal-Pals would not mind Downloading Christian's ModNation Racers Content, it would give him A LOT MORE INSPIRATION TO CONTINUE THE COMIC AND CREATING MORE CONTENT.

- [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 12:33, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
:Whoever it is, they just went of the deep end. He just sent me an e-mail in which, according to him, I "betrayed" him. I was planning to show my true colors later, but apparently, trolls have been sending him e-mails, calling him Chris (who he most likely is). In retrospect, I probably should have hidden his e-mail address in that one screenshot. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 14:09, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
:: It might have been chris, i mean, who would react that angrily unless they were pretending. --[[User:Monkeytacoz|Monkeytacoz]] 14:20, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
:::Here's the "betrayal" e-mail. http://a.imageshack.us/img835/3258/dogedabullet.jpg For the moment guys, please stop e-mailing Chris. This is the first connection we've had in a while. And if you must e-mail me, don't use the one I e-mailed Chris with. Use captainsvsn@gmail.com - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 14:32, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
::::Apparently, Chris's villain of the week is a mysterious Danny Dolan, who's been leaving nasty comments on Hatena as well as going under many aliases, including Jack Thaddius and Nolan Bushnell. http://a.imageshack.us/img186/424/dannydolan.png I've asked Chris for details. This is starting to deviate from Flipnote Hatena, so any ideas where I could move it? - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 15:01, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
:::::Lazy bastard he is, Chris maintains a surprisingly tough work ethic. Not only does he expect his White Knights to defend him, but he believes in their presence, all trolls will cease activity. Vivian, I don't know how you put up with it. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 19:28, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

* So much for quitting the internet... So a new flipnote has been promised, this should get interesting. The real question now is whether more negative posting or waving china in front of him will get him back. Thoughts? --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 10:06, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
::This is all relying on CourtBranch14 being the TRUE and HONEST Chris, so if he isn't, there's no point in even discussing this. But anyway, I remember someone saying that it's normal for Chris to have droughts of activity in Summer, because that's when all da ladies are looking for some hanky-panky. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 10:20, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
:::Alright, I've made a dangerous move by telling Chris I would ask around my circle of "gal-pals" to look for someone who would love someone as "creative" as Chris. It's a dangerous move, but worth a shot. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 11:29, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
:::: Whoever Waterwhen is, he's not funny. he spammed julay... oh jeez --[[User:Monkeytacoz|Monkeytacoz]] 11:43, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
::::: I SMELL AN E+D FAG. He keeps on spamming. Hmph. Back in my day, trolls made their own insults, not hide behind a wall of copypasta. 'Tis a lost art. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 11:44, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
:::::: anyways, keep being nice to chris (if it is him).--[[User:Monkeytacoz|Monkeytacoz]] 11:48, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
:::::::I genuinely do wish Chris could be helped, but he's beyond that, so might as well get some lulz. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 11:52, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
Occam's Razor states that this is just Trolls Trolling Trolls. Seriously - this guy tries way too hard, and the extremely obvious "CourtBranch14" handle means that the person can't even think of a stealthier name. Pursue this thread if you must, but I've got a feeling that this will come up as empty as that OTHER thread that came up in the beginning of July. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 23:04, 12 August 2010 (PDT)
*Unfortunately, the way things are turning out, this is entirely true. He just sent me a picture of himself, and lo and behold, he's not Chris. It's possible he just grabbed it off the web, but I've asked him to include a note or something in his picture as conclusive evidence to those dang, dirty trolls. https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=c5bdea8198&view=att&th=12a677002cd66512&attid=0.1&disp=thd&zw - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 01:15, 13 August 2010 (PDT)

** That link doesn't work. --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 04:33, 13 August 2010 (PDT)

==Flipnote Hatena Plus and comment enabling==
I just noticed a little badge next to Chris' username (his id was also changed from id:Sonichu to id:CitizenFlipNote) that indicates he paid for the "premium" service. For $32 a year he can have UNLIMITED favorite artists and can use COLORS when making comments! Holy shit! The only thing that might be of use to him is the option to see statistics for views. Just another way for him to stroke his ego.

Also, it seems he's re-enabled comments. Two people have already commented, and the comment box is shown on all his other Flipnotes. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:47, 3 August 2010 (PDT)

== Have the mods given up? ==

Does anyone know exactly why the mods aren't deleting his posts anymore? --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 18:10, 4 August 2010 (PDT)
* I think it's less of them giving up than some of the trolls finally getting it through their heads that flagging every one of his Flipnotes is counterproductive.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 19:59, 4 August 2010 (PDT)
** That was my second guess, but I figured that the GIFT being what it is then certain trolls wouldn't stop reporting them. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 22:03, 4 August 2010 (PDT)

== Not a hardware ban ==

Chris's DSI wasn't banned. His ban just expired. He's not really evading it. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:57, 12 August 2010 (PDT)
:Forgive me, for sounding rude, but may I point you to [[Talk:Flipnote Hatena#Plus Status Gone?|here]]? I believe you'll find Djyellow's comments to be quite...interesting. Considering his name change on the site, and his timing for his return, it would be good if you had more proof that he didn't just buy another DS. Not that I really have the authority to demand it, of course. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 10:43, 12 August 2010 (PDT)
::I have no idea who Djyellow claims to be but the burden of proof is on him. Until we get more, treat it as unsubstantiated rumors. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 04:47, 13 August 2010 (PDT)
:::He claims to be a mod on Flipnote Hatena, and is partially the reason for many of his flipnote removals. As well as getting us the information on his hardware ban (he could still use the site but not upload flipnotes from that DSi). He had an image of one of his reports somewhere, albeit, I'm having trouble finding it at this time.
:::Still, the regular ban for flipnote hatena is two weeks, and if I remember correctly, it took him a lot longer than that before he reposted all of them. If his ban was lifted, why wait so long?
Then again, we ARE talking about Chris here...Either way, I'm not trying to bash you, I just want to make sure that what really happened is what really happened, for the sake of good information. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 11:24, 13 August 2010 (PDT)
::::Well, like I said, the burden of proof is on Djyellow. Also, I don't think he waited too long to reupload his stuff. The best explanation we have is that his ban just expired. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 15:23, 13 August 2010 (PDT)
:::::Alright, I suppose all we can do is wait for DJ to return and give us the email which was sent to him from the Hatena higher-ups. Until then, I think we should say that the ban expired and was not evaded. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 15:32, 13 August 2010 (PDT)

User talk:Msummers

2010-08-13T22:21:32Z

Msummers: /* Oh well */

User talk:Eniggy

2010-08-13T22:19:22Z

Msummers: /* "George" */

User talk:Eniggy

2010-08-13T22:18:54Z

Msummers: /* "George" */

User talk:CypherFDP

2010-08-13T21:11:57Z

Msummers: /* No offense... */ new section

I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THIS TALK BOAT, SO HERPA DERP.

-The troll of the week? That's a fake name I'm using to coax Chris back to Youtube. It's goin' good, he's even used the "I'MA GET THE LAW ON YOU!" threat he never actually does. Also, he believes my name is now just Jeff. He is one dimwitted homo sapien. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 15:09, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
*You know Successful Troll is successful when he refers to you in an e-mail. Congratulations. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 15:26, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
**Heh, I sent him another with a song to the tune of "Do You Like Waffles?" and he told me he informed the "CyberCrime Division of the Police Force" and Cyberblah of the FBI" and also called me "Nathan Hugholders." and told me to enjoy getting BEATEN and ARRESTED. What the fuck does he smoke during the summer that he thinks Nathan Hugholders is an actual name and that trolling is a cybercrime and not online drug trafficking and encrypted emails from Al Qaeda? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:55, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
***Lolwut - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 19:13, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
Well, he's fake, but he told me he lives 30 minutes away from Ruckersford and has seen Chris there multiple times doing "interesting things". I think the summer dry spell's starting to weaken. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 06:54, 13 August 2010 (PDT)
*Oh well, it was fun while it lasted. He does an awfully good Chris impersonation, at least message-wise. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 07:28, 13 August 2010 (PDT)

== Err... ==

Cypher...I think you should check your email...I just got a letter from our friend, with the proof that you asked for, telling me that he honestly isn't Chris (He's being oddly nice to me, really...)

The note, I was expecting, albeit, it looks like there may be writing on the other side of it, but that's probably just me.

The...well, I don't want to spoil it for you, but we may have a new image header for the creepy stare.

Either way, I'll try to get more info for your guys.
Question is, should we document any of this, and if so, where? Since the Cwcki is about Chris. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 12:04, 13 August 2010 (PDT)

== No offense... ==

But have you been paying attention? He may not be Chris, but he could still be living NEAR him. I.E. Someone who actually KNOWS Chris.

It's not Chris, but it's still a possible untapped source of info, and with enough convincing, maybe even a field agent! [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 14:11, 13 August 2010 (PDT)

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Msummers: /* Long time no see, old friend. */ fixing a misplaced apostrophe, whoopsie.

User talk:Freecell

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Msummers: /* Long time no see, old friend. */ new section

{{welcome|Freecell}}

New name. Didn't like [[User:thelieisacake|the old one.]] [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 18:55, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

Added a welcome template because I've never gotten one and I'm jealous.

== Hey... ==

I hope this is how to use the message system? haha, if not, feel free to delete it. Anyway, sorry about that dude, I've never actually signed up for a wiki account before, ever. I was just glancing down and saw some transcript text that was wrong, and thought I would correct it. So anyway, my bad, and I'll be sure to take advantage of that preview button next time.

== Alright so... ==

I keep hearing about how Chris cut his Medallion up in little pieces and shoved it up his ass... wtf, he really didn't do this did he? Does video or picture proof exist? I've seen him TALK about it with that Max guy, but that was all audio wasn't it? He could have easily just faked the whole thing. If he REALLY did do it, he's so god damn stupid.

== Long time no see, old friend. ==

Hey, just wanted to say hello again since it's been a while, I remember you were the one who was 'keeping an eye on me' when I first came here, thought it would be nice to give you a smile and a warm hello.

But, to business, I also wanted to let you know that you were right about George, as posted in Eniggy's usertalk. He appears to be a 16 year old who lives near Chris, and until further notice, an actual fan with some of Chris's tendancies. As well as a stare that almost rival's Chris in creepiness. Not sure what to do with him from here, but at the very least, I wanted to let you know about it.

Good tidings to you, and hope to see you again soon.

[[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 14:35, 12 August 2010 (PDT)

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Talk:Flipnote Hatena

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{{Not A Forum}}
Get all of chris's comments, save his flipnote bullshit creations

and uh

yeah. he favorited over 71 PAGES OF THESE FUCKING THINGS

[[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:42, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:Archive of comments in progress. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:13, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016
Fuck, he knows we filmed him. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:17, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
*By the way, it's page 22 of the comments.
:I disagree. This is not conclusive confirmation that he was aware of people filming him. He could easily be referring to previous times where people have witnessed him out and about (like the Michael Snyder incident). He may have suspected people were following him about there but we don't know if he was aware for sure. I sense we may get a new video soon. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:22, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

:*At least he didn't comment on all of them. I'm thinking get screencaps of everything he commented on and save his comments?
:* I've saved all his comment images and plan on uploading them shortly. I would guess we can just link what the image is replaying to in the gallery captions. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:35, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:* Uploaded - I had to change the format from the source GIFs since they don't play nicely with galleries. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:09, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
== jesus fffffffff ==
Chris has favorited over 2000 of these things. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 23:45, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
*:Yeah, I'm not about to list those. It's pretty obvious he just hits favorite on everything he moderately likes. Still I guess I could skim them to see if any TRUE AND HONEST Sonichu fanart is in there.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:52, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

== Holy mother of fuck, hahaha! ==

God, it's like this is all he did yesterday besides pretend the party was some kind of slo-mo rave to get underage girls at! --[[User:Eniggy|Enig-HAHAH]] 00:31, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Uh, hm. Yes, that is what happened. Thanks. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:33, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Chris has no hope of getting back to a normal life. The trolls are going to follow him and torment him until the day he dies, and he's unable to do a thing about it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 00:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

^ *Insert requiem for a dream music*--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 01:21, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Chris could very easily get back to a normal net life. The problem is, he can't help but be Chris. If he would stop signing everything and talking about himself in every post, he'd just be another guy on a forum. If you'll notice, most of his posts are either unfunny random humor that would be loss in the morass of the same or him shilling his custom content. Cut out the second and he'd fit right in. He'll never resist yelling about his Sonichu modkingdom or whatever custom thing he makes next because he's an idiot. On another note, Chris thinks that negative tone = lie given one of his quotes. I mean, no matter what sort of spin we put on it, that video of him humping a blow-up doll exists, no? --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 01:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Chris doesn't seem to consider negative tone=lie. Rather, this is just an example of his tardlogic. When he says "EVERYTHING OUTSIDE THE PRE-HACKED CWCIPEDIA, MY OKCUPID PROFILE, AND MY YOUTUBE ACCOUNT IS A LIE", he expects everyone to simply ignore everything that is not on one of the sites.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:11, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
[[File:Troll Rage (Obama-style).PNG]] All five parts of it. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:38, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Sheep, man, you got this all wrong. Chris logic isn't as complex as 'negative tone = lie'. It's even more simple than that. It's 'something he disagrees with = lie'. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:05, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

And on a seperate note: Damn. You guys move fucking fast. How the hell do trolls find shit like this? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:08, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Don't tell Chris but there's a bug in his DSi. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:09, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::If that's true then DAMN does Clyde have moles in Sony ''and'' Nintendo?? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:13, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Clyde secretly is the real Shigeru Miyamoto. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:15, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

I have to agree with OFSheep, the problem with Chris is that he wants attention, and he has to PUT SONICHU EVERYWHERE, and stuff his ego into every orifice.
He will always have the unwanted attention, until he learns to stop attracting it. but he can't do that, just like chris will stop being called gay when he stops denying it by dressing up like a homo [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 18:13, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

==Animation==
A crappy animation was just posted on Chris's FH profile, though it could be the work of trolls, so someone with more behind the scenes information should add this.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 17:38, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
*Wow, that's something an eight year old whose parents buy him twelve iPhones a year could do in a minute. I'm still waiting for Bob to finally ban him from the computer and the DSi. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:14, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
[[File:UltimateNightmareFlipnote.png|thumb|Just kinda weird, really.]]
::I dunno. It's crappy enough to be a Chris-Chan creation, but it seems like it's a step above him all the same. The whole "Really slow guy with annoying beep" is something Chris would probably consider a nightmare, sure, but I don't get why he would make this.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:51, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
::Fuck it, adding now.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:55, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
:: I'd say it's the work of trolls, compare the handwritting with the others, besides, the guy is standing on straight lines, an impossible feat for chris, and the video description is too elaborate to be chris's.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 20:01, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
*cries a bit* This is the most beautiful thing ever.... [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]
::: Do you think the trolls managed to hack into Chris's Flipnote Hatena account? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:09, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: unless someone stole his DSi, this is chris. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:09, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
Holy fucking shit this is creepy. [[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 14:35, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
*Chris's autism just evolved to Ulillillia's level. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:22, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:*I don't really think they're even close to eachother. Uilillillia's crazy, but he's the innocent sort of crazy.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:35, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::Yes, but this just the kind of animation Ulillillia would make. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 21:39, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Not nearly enough parallax or supernaturality to be an Ulillillia animation. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 22:21, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
*Does this remind anyone else of that Suicide Mouse video that /x/ put out there a while ago? Same concept, a thing walking on a loop with a weird, repetitive noise in the background. Except this is shitty and not creepy like the other one. ([[User:KingoftheJuice|KingoftheJuice]] 19:07, 22 June 2010 (UTC))
:*this one is also creepy, but mostly because of the annoying beep and emptyness.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 20:19, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:**It's like David Lynch minus the artistic integrity/batshit insanity/baby puppet apparently made from a cow fetus. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 22:21, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

==CWC Got Told==

[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D6047619382_000#535E907031CED2BB-c11539868617741172339 Comment #8] by Foxstar(id: Rashala) "Please do not post on my channel ever again". I'm looking to see what I can find that would cause him/her to say this. Anyone know?
:Nothing by foxstar is on Chris's comment list and I'm not about to go through a 3 pages and god only knows how many comments of furfag content trying to find a Chris comment that might not even exist. It's probably just some faggot begging for attention.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:29, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::Because Chris linked his stupid video to her 4chan channel which has nothing to do with the ACTUAL 4chan since chris is a lazy so...yeah. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 15:38, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

== "Bill for Anti-Internet Bad Mouthing Campaign" ==

The "Bill" part of that just hit me. Chris wants to make talking bad about people on the internet illegal. Again.

I don't think it would be unreasonable to believe that he's gonna bring up this idea again sooner rather than later. If he does, new content for Chris and law.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:38, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

*Not only did that suck, but it was also just a quick mod to the original, much like Youtube Poops, which are still funnier than anything he's ever done. Also, [http://chrisisagaytrucker.ytmnd.com the GIF got YTMND'd.] --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 00:38, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

The really sad thing is, once again, the actual message goes completely over his head. The song basically says if you get trolled, you brought it upon yourself for being a naive retard. It's about personal responsibility, a concept alien and threatening to Chris. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 02:18, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

:Well I guess his "Internet Bad Mouthing Campaign" against the evil Mary Lee Walsh, this greedy Micheal Snyder, etc, doesn't count. He's above the law after all, of course. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 03:48, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

== New Flipnote Animation - "HippoOnYourHead" ==

Chris uploaded more random access humor on the flipnote, as evidenced [http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D7F00037B5A_000?in=user|here]http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Flipnote_Hatena&action=edit&section=6

He seems to be trying to garner ratings with his little plea at the end.
[[User:ScottBNickles|ScottBNickles]] 16:51, 24 June 2010 (UTC)ScottBNickles
:lolwut?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 16:55, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:<s>What does that message in the end mean? "Please add one green or a bunch of yellow" is that more RAH?</s> Disregard that, now i understand what it means.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 17:01, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::Where did he get "Buck Williams" from? [[User:ScottBNickles|ScottBNickles]] 17:14, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::A quick google search shows that buck williams is a basketball player and character from the Left Behind books. knowing chris' readin habits, i suppose he refers to the former.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 17:34, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::::I'm still wondering what inspired the hippo part and the letter. Possible ripoff of things he's seen on the internet or Flipnote Hanata? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:05, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::[[Random-access humor]] He's been using the phrase for YEARS. he can't even have new original random access humor. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 18:19, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::I knew about that, but I have a feeling I've heard the hippo part somewhere before. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:27, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::Regina E-mails. She actually calls him out on it, but he just sort of blows her off.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:05, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::: @Eniggy Maybe Hungry Hungry Hippoes? [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
:::::::::Nah, never had one as a kid, but my memory is thinking it has to do with the internet. Then again, my brain's probably skewered the memory I had of it now, so I've probably forgotten and confused enough of it that I'll probably never figure out where I heard it from. Oh, well, that's life, I guess. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:23, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Did Chris actually draw this? Cuz that animation is kinda...good [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 03:54, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:Yes, but it looks like frames drawn in MS Paint. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 03:56, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

::Fuck,if Chris spent all the time he wasted on Sonichu doing shit like this he might actually have accomplished anything. I mean, it's not really anything of any quality but considering this is Chris, it's the motherfucking Mona Lisa. I mean...it actually looks like it was drawn by someone over six...-[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 04:01, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Additionally, the handwriting shown in the letter(Dear Sir blah blah) is actually kinda neat. Comparing that to Chris's usual handwriting which looks like he stuck a pencil up his ass and made like a dog with worms just makes me more skeptical as to whether this was done by Chris -[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 04:07, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Much like that stop-motion lego race video he made, if a Gameboy is his medium, he's a passable artist. What he fails at is sculpture, illustration, and singing/song writing. Too bad he's convinced himself he's a savant in all those things. --{User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 04:10, 25 June 2010(UTC)
:::Personally, I'm giving it two days until we discover where he ripped that off from or which troll made it for him. Chris can't write like a normal human being. Period. -[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 04:18, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: Someone needs to make ripoffs of these, claim they're originals, and then accuse Chris of copying. And then an army of trolls needs to back the ripoffs up as the 'True and Honest' originals. -[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 04:30, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::::: It won't work. These things have upload dates on them. Our supposed originals would be uploaded later and would show it. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 12:48, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

== Youtube mirrors? ==

Chris's first two flipnotes could be summed up with a single screencap, and the troll song was just Chris vandalizing a few frames, but if the hippo thing is any indication, Chris has turned to his DS for all his fame-whore needs. It would be much easier to display this stuff if we could just compile them into youtube videos. Is it even possible to save these things?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:44, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:Here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oME_VeGVZo .--[[User:J0haely|J0haely]]19:13, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::brb making YouTube Poop of it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:03, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Awesome job with the videos, but I guess we need some new templates for Chris's animations. It seems to me that we'll be getting these instead of new videos for the immediate future.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:06, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: Cool, but can you make one of the 8-Bit video? --[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 6:11 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::<s>The original 8-bit or chris's plagiarism?</s> Disregard that. here's the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIHni4FDTK4 [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 12:23, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

== 8-Bit ==
Has anyone told this poor man that an autistic manchild has bastardized his animation and used it in his own war against trolls? He should be given a link to the CWCki at the very least. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:42, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:I started an account to post on all his things, so I or Beat or someone else might have to do this.

EDIT: Just told 8-Bit in a post with a link to this article and the CWCki. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 22:29, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

:Good man! If we're lucky then this 8-Bit guy might be able to give us his say. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:49, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

::Especially since Chris is exactly the kind of person he's making fun of in his Don'tGetTrolled animation. [[User:Sakanz|Sakanz]] 06:47, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== More Random Access Humor ==

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D8A92F380B0_002?in=user

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D8A97E15FBC_002?in=user

God, I can't understand what the fuck he's saying any of these. --[[User:MonkeySorski|MonkeySorski]] 15:34, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:I can tell you one thing... the "why'd you hit me" gag is from Drake and Josh. Moar plagiarizing! -[[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 19:39, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

::I'm pretty sure the whole thing is plagiarized --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 20:34, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Yep, he ripped off the late Charles M. Schlutz by stealing material from Peanuts. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:26, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
::::It's stolen verbatim: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHDnc19mHv0 --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 02:28, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

:Shouldn't Random Humor 1 and 2 be on the same page, since they are a continuation form each other.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:54, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== The Summer person from CWC's comments on videos= CWC Ego Boosting Account? ==
I was trolling as an impostor Chris (TRUE_and_HONEST_Chris) to see if he reacted, but someone else did. Here's what "Summers3594" did because of it:

"I Don't Have TIME FOR YOUR SLANDEROUS ACCUSATIONS AND MISINFORMING! I Shall Be Off Now!

I'll Return When Things Have Calmed Down!...And When My Dad Lets Me! "

"I AM NOT TRYING TO BE YOU!!!! Where do YOU get the idea that I am trying to be the GREATEST HIGH FUNCTIONING AUTISTIC EVER? "

"I AM NOT CHRIS! NOR AM I TRYING TO BE THE TRUE AND HONEST CWCVILLE! I am ONLY ensuring that HIS GOOD NAME not be TARNISHED by NAIVE TROLLS like YOU!"

Also, "Summers" has done no uploads and their favorites( http://ugomemo.hatena.ne.jp/Summers3594/following ) are pretty similar to the ones Chris favorited. That, and there's a big love for Family Guy, one of Chris's favorite shows. That, and there's an obvious lack of intelligence, but some things show through that show signs of being on our side.

So, is it a fellow troll, or a second account for Chris to boost his ego with? You decide. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 05:06, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
:I'd go with troll, but let's see how this plays out. --This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 05:24, 27 June 2010 (UTC). Thanks for reading!
::Troll, Chris is too stupid to even think about making a sockpuppet. -- [[User:MonkeySorski|MonkeySorski]] 05:29, 27 June 2010 (UTC).
:::Adam Stackhouse saga anyone? --[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 05:38, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
::::The summers person made an account yesterday. [[User_talk:Msummers|He/She says it's a troll scheme.]] [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 12:10, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::Summers3594 here, this is a fellow troll, albeit, my scheme is more making him think that he has real fans to make him more confident in himself, rather than do something negative to him. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:37, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::Mine's designed to play the part of a fan so jealous he goes out of his way to impersonate Chris, but with many flaws, as most internet impersonators are. This is done to confuse Chris, which could possibly help with your plan. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 02:27, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
== Another new Flipnote. ==

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DA28892A0A2_001?in=user
:Apparently, Christian's trying to make a good name for himself on Flipnote now, not sure how people will react, excited to see though. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:43, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
::Flipnote 404ing for me as of 9:31 PM CST. Must be having server issues. Also, main link redirects to a Wikimedia page. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 02:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

== Info About Stars ==
For those of you who don't know Flipnote Hatena's Star system, here is how it works. Just like the five star, 10/10, and thumbs up/down are part of the rating system, so too are stars. If a user sees an animation he or she likes, that person has the option of giving gold, green, red, and blue stars. Users have unlimited gold stars to give but will have to pay money in order to give other colored stars. Green being the cheapest to buy while red being the most expensive to buy. Users can also pay to obtain boxes that contain stars, from 4.99 USD to a whooping 99.99 USD. Users can give themselves unlimited stars and start their account out with three green stars. It's no wonder why our fellow autistic has so many stars.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 06:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*Wow, that IS interesting. I also noticed that he has a Plus account, which is supposed to give him a few extra bonuses, but by the looks of it, he has to pay a monthly fee for it. I guess we'll hafta see if he keeps it come next month!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:51, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

*On a side note, users who gave stars can also take those stars away, causing an immense lowering of one's [[heart level]].--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 07:01, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

:*Actually, Chris's Plus Account is free for one month and is then deactivated. After that, you have to pay for it. If one could get Chris to pay for it, well, sucks for Chris. Of course, Chris will pay for it anyways.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 07:01, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

== The Offical Sonichu Channel ==
I just added my Sonichu Channel I made to the External Links selection of the article, so all you trolls with a DSI should start submitting Sonichu bashing Flipnotes on my Channel so Chris could notice.--[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]]
:I'm buying a DSi XL this week (bigger screen, easier drawing) so I might have to jump on this bandwagon. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:02, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
:That's super duper, true and honest, and pretty convenient of you, Djyellow. Thanks!--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 19:25, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

== He's Blocking Posters ==
Just discovered I got blocked from posting on his things, so I started a temporary one (Jimithan_T_Hill_101) to put up fake legal notices on his things to scare him, due to him being dumb enough to believe these things. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 20:20, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*I just checked the "Blocking Users" setting of Flipnote Hatena, and he can block only nine users. SUCKS FOR HIM.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 20:35, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
**It'll be interesting to see how that ends up turning out, since it's not going to be long before more than 9 people are down his throat. Also, I checked on the 'mail' thing in the FAQ, it appears that the messaging service is unavailable outside of Japan, so anyone wanting to privately message him will have to coerce him into giving his email address or getting some sort of messaging program. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 20:58, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
***So far, two of my accounts have been blocked by him. If I keep it up, with help from others, we may be able to flood Chris's posting controls beyond the nine person limit, leaving him to embarrass himself on Flipnote Wapanesena. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 04:17, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== Reporting Chris==
If you want a moderator like me to Report Chris, just tell me some shit he did on Hatena and I'll be on my way. --[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]]
*Would that be a good idea though? Some of us are here to increase his ego so he'll return to the scene with a bit more lul-worthy antics, however, in the case that doesn't work, a kick in the ass to get him off hatena and back on youtube might be needed. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 21:09, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*Might not be a good idea to increase his ego you know? Many inculding me are not very fond of Smuggy Chris at all. besides for reporting him, what I think we should do is start advertising my Sonichu Channel in his comments page so he can soon find out about it and see it is full of Sonichu Parodies and hopefully set him off. Though, I;m just a Idiot,--[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]]
**I'm getting a hang of this "not a forum" thing, so let me refer you to the box at the top. However, while we're on the topic, find me anyone other than you who doesn't like Smug Chris. I personally like it because it makes him confident, which leads him to do something incredibly stupid, which then leads to a downward spiral of Stress. Others I'm sure like him because they love to spread happiness and autistic sunshine throughout the world. However, there's no real reason to dislike it, unless you disagree with me and thus are wrong. We need results somehow. Smug Chris always ends in a result. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:27, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
***Results are good. Smug Chris is not. Smug Chris's downfall into Emo Chris is good because he is no longer smug. Smug Chris just frustrates me because I don't have magic powers, and thus can't reach through the screen and punch the motherfucker. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
****Notice that including real-life info, including your real name, in an animation is against the ToU and grounds for your animation being taken down. All we need to do is report his submissions for breaking the ToU because they all include his real name, and we're golden! --[[User:JM1987|JM1987]] 15:29, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
****And I just got his "Women Only" video removed by reporting that it had his name in it and was trying to get personal details from other members. Shows that it works, and we can fuck with him --[[User:JM1987|JM1987]] 15:00, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

== Page split ==

It might be worth splitting "Chris's entries" into a separate page, perhaps [[List of Chris's Flipnote Hatena submissions]] or something like that since he's going to have quite a few. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:00, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
*I'm on it, boss.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:14, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== Oh, dear lord. ==

[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DB382BE63AA_004?in=user AAAGH MY EYES IT'S BLINDED ME] --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 16:58, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DB5581BF274_002?in=user Oh shit, he posted it again.] --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:14, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== Sequel to the Tagged Flipnote ==

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DB81F1E5674_005?in=user

Chris appears to have made a second 'tagged' flipnote. This time for everyone who he thinks deserves a 'smile and a happy thought', titled "for women only". Looks like he's continuing his sweetheart search even on Flipnote. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:48, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

==OH SHIT YOU GUYS==
http://ugomemo.hatena.ne.jp/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DBF8CE838FE_002 -[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 21:31, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
*What? That link just brings up a 404 error. --[[User:JM1987|JM1987]] 13:29, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== Plus status gone? ==
Have you noticed Chris's plus status is gone? It hasn't been a month. I think Chris got it taken away! Maybe even worse ahahuaheauheuah [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:00, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:I think he got banned! His user id is missing, the tabs for starred, comments are gone as well and they're starting to take his Flipnotes down!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:08, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::Okay, hate to be a post fag here, if there is one, but I did a double-check - Chris's user id is still active and still has plus. They might have shut down that page.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:14, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Yeah, I think something happened. damn me being on an airplane to not find out. Something is up though. I go through id Chris-chan and I can find his flipnotes but nothing else. I go to ID Sonichu and I can find his favorites... hm... [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:22, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::::I just hope we get a rage video out of this. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 00:29, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
Yes, Chris has been Temp banned on all Hatena related services.
--[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 00:38, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:Can anyone say "Captain's Log tonight or tomorrow"? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 00:57, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::Dj, when you say 'temp banned', how long do you mean? A few days? Or a few WEEKS? [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:00, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
A week at most. --[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 01:04, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:Hm...Considering who we're talking about, I believe a reaction will occur within the next two days. It will be big, it will be brutal, and it will be...hilarious. Question is, what to do when he gets his flipnote back? [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:06, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::I'm not sure if the mods banned him for a week, but I put that on the tracker until we get an exact estimate. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:08, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
Forgive me for making a mistake, but I just chatted with one of the higher ups at hatena and his ID is not banned. However, his DSi's access to Flipnote Hatena and ability to upload flipnotes is banned for life. --[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 01:13, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:Oh shit, that's sure to infuriate him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 01:14, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::That's actually better than a week's ban! Either he's going to buy another DS, or he's going to release a video depicting Shigeru Miyamoto as Michael Snyder. I still give him two days. Thank you for the info DJ! [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:19, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Just you wait and see. Chris will buy another DSi with his tugboat and somehow figure out how to change his house's router's address and come back in full RAAAAAGE. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:44, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:::: Well, his only other source for him to communicate with the internet has been banned. Either he's going to openly defy Rocky, or he's going to go bawwwing to her and she'll scold him for not staying offline. The end result: Hilarity will ensue, one way or another --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 03:05, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

Not sure where to put this email but...I thought it might belong on this page.

Hatena Customer Support
to me

show details Jul 8 (Today)

Hello,

This is Hatena Customer Support. Thank you for your email.
Please accept my apologies for the delay in getting back to you.

We investigated the posts by the user you specified shortly after receving your email and have already taken some administrative action.

In the future, please report inappropriate Flipnote or comments posted both from the PC or from the Nintendo DSi by doing the followig:

From the website:

To report inappropriate comments on a specific Flipnote, first click on the "Report inappropriate content" on the page of the Flipnote where the comments you want to report appear. On the following page, click on the green "Comments" tab that appears and select the comments that you wish to report.

From the Nintendo DSi:

Tap on "Help" from the top menu of Flipnote Hatena. Scroll down to the "Help Center" and read the section "How to report an inappropriate comment".

We also recommend that you block comments by any users you are having problems with. For more details please see the URL below:
http://d.hatena.com/flipnotehatena/20091111/1257933666

If you have any further questions please let us know, and thank you for helping to keep Flipnote Hatena a safe place for everyone.

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On Fri, Jul 2, 2010 at 8:07 AM, <contact-form@flipnote.hatena.com> wrote:

From: (guest) @gmail.com
Country/Device/Kind: United States / Personal Computer / Report inappropriate content

-----
Hello. I have a 10 year old daughter who recently came to me and stated that a nearly 30 year old man using this website was stalking her and making inappropriate and suggestive comments towards her, such as saying she is "cute" with a "cute voice" and wishing she lived closer. This is appauling and I demand this user be removed. His name is chris chan or Sonichu or some such nonsense. I will be reporting him to local authorities for being a child predator and I demand he be removed from your site. I have looked over his comments to others on this site and he is doing the exact same thing. This is sick.

--[[User:Frozenblwf|Damn dirty troll]] 00:16, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

==Making Articles Agree==
Chris's flipnotes were removed because of his signature. Posting your real name is against the rules. Look at the removed flipnotes and the five that remain on his account. The survivors only get a C.W.C. at most, while each removed one has the whole "Christian W. Chandler." ''An Old Classic Dream'' is the only exception, being porn and all, but I'm guessing it was the first to be reported and thus was the first the mods noticed. Many articles state they were removed for "copyright violations" when no such restrictions exist on Flipnote Hatena. I've seen music from major labels and Family Guy sketches on there with no problem.

I'm going to clean up some articles that have that incorrect reason. I figured I'd state why I am here. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 12:43, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

==July 24==
Chris re-uploaded every one of his flipnotes except Tagged Flipnote, Edit Me, For Women Only, and My apologies. Looks like he might have bought a new DSi.--[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 04:43, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:Looks like he just got his monthly tugboat. He never learns, does he? I have also noticed that he disabled commenting on these flipnotes. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:53, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:How much longer until second bannination? BTW, his own creations may be locked from commenting... but NOT the Flipnotes on which he has commented, hint hint. Also, a cue to our resident cherry flower to start making "I heart Sonichu" flipnotes again... --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 05:04, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:*I wish we knew more about this SakuraBlossom chick. But I agree, SeventhBase, if she did somehow find out Chris was back, I'm sure she'd start posting more FlipNotes immediately. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 05:46, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
::I'm under the impression that she's some sort of troll trolling trolls. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 16:57, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
Oh dear god, not this again. Chrissy, when will you learn?--[[User:MEANWHILE|MEANWHILE]] 05:35, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:To be fair, he's probably also trading Pokemon with himself. Still, the idea he would go this far out of his way to upload his stupid shitty animations is pretty depressing.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:06, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:Let's count shall we? He's obviously has the first model for the DS, then he bought a DS lite, then he bought 2 DSi, and soon he'll buy the 3DS when its released. Chris will be the owner of 5 DS if he is really as predictable.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 16:43, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
*Now I have to wonder - does he have a second DSi or does he have that DSi XL or whatever the bigger DSi is? My guess is that he has the newer model DSi, thus Chris is gearing up to have all of those DS.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 18:06, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
Well, already a few of his Flipnotes have been removed from viewing on the Nintendo DSI and are being checked. --[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 22:46, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:And he's reuploaded them AGAIN. Jesus, how many times is it going to take for him to realize he's doing something wrong? Or does he just plan on buying a new DS every month for a week (or less) of trying to get underaged girls?--[[User:Straw|Straw]] 03:07, 27 July 2010 (UTC)
::At first I thought maybe he's still in the dark why his Flipnotes keep disappearing. Often mods will remove content from sites without notifying the offending user. And with Chris' history of trolls hacking into his accounts and messing with shit, it's not a unlikely conclusion to jump to. Then I remembered he made a Flipnote directed towards to mods to stop deleting his submissions. Now I'm wondering if he's made any attempt to contact the mods and ''ask why'' they're removing everything. Probably not, Chris lacks any deductive or inquisitive qualities and sticks with the first assumption that pops into his head. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 03:33, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

==Do the "Tugboat Template" fits here?==
I wonder about something for a while; Chris had to use another Nintendo DSi to evade the hardware ban. Since he's most likely brought himself a new one, do this qualify as an expanse made by the taxpayer via the tugboat? If yes, do the tugboat template fits at the top of this article? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 20:04, 26 July 2010 (UTC)
*I think the link to the tugboat in the article suffices, the template would be confusing as to what exactly it is he bought until you read that part anyway -- [[User:Mexican|Mexican]] 00:23, 27 July 2010 (UTC)
**On the contrary, he set up his account free, and Flipnote Studio is free. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 01:08, 27 July 2010 (UTC)
**Yes, except his DSi was banned from the site, so we're assuming he bought a new DSi.--[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:56, 27 July 2010 (UTC)
***overuse of those got-dang oversized templates all over this wiki is lame imo -[[User:Beemunk|Beemunk]] 05:06, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

No. Make a DS page or something. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 09:06, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

==Sock-puppet Accounts==

Am I right in assuming these are against the sites policy as well? I hope the mod's can trace by IP, than Chris will really be fucked. --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 00:47, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

:Why would you hope for this? But well, I'd rather hope he could come back to dA. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 01:18, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

:Some of them are probably trolls, for all we know. But the fourth one is a [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar|strong candidate]] for being a CWCpuppet.--[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 03:06, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
::One more thing: I'm fairly sure the mods have his unique DS ID. That's how they banned the first one. If they were sockpuppets, then the mods would know immediately because he sent the stars from the same DS. I doubt he's clever enough to use multiple DS's to spam stars. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 03:13, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
:::This would be "clever"? --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 03:38, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
::::Remember, Chris doesn't have to have a DS to make new accounts - he can make them on the internet. To get the most of it, he'd need other DSes.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 03:40, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::Pardon, SoulofChaosAgentofLight would be me. I made the account to comment on his videos before I realized he'd disabled commenting, but I went ahead and starred up his creations just 'cause. Sorry for the confusion [[User:Draykon|Draykon]] 02:59, 31 July 2010 (UTC)
::::::My apologies, then. Probably looks like a bunch of trolls - especially the one who gave him 9001 stars.--[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 03:13, 1 August 2010 (UTC)

So I made a "nice" comment on Chrissy's Labyrinth video, and I recieved stars from a "CourtBranch14", who also gave stars to Chris's flipnotes.
Behold: http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DB7EE0F202A_000#CypherFDP-c11538374259003315775 The account is here: http://flipnote.hatena.com/CourtBranch14/following

Possible sockpuppet? - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 11:01, 9 August 2010 (PDT)

:::::::It's starting to really seem that way, if it is him, he's slipping up from time to time ( http://i36.tinypic.com/33cxf61.jpg ) and even deleting comments when he refers to himself as "I". Personally though, I wouldn't say whether or not it's him until there's either more proof that it IS Chris or the person (if a troll) creates an account on here to disprove it. Until then, all you can really do is keep an eye on it. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 18:41, 9 August 2010 (PDT)
::::::::This time, CourtBranch 14 responded to me. http://a.imageshack.us/img63/7632/ohchris.png Daw, I feel so appreciated. If it really is Chris, he's doing a shitty job of hiding his identity. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 20:03, 9 August 2010 (PDT)
:::::::::Well, not sure what it means, exactly, but would totally flipping out at the mere mention that Sonichu is Jack Thaddius's or calling it '*my* sonichu' be considered as proof enough that Courtbranch14 is a sockpuppet, or no? ( http://i33.tinypic.com/vmuk4i.jpg ) [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 09:08, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
::::::::::Looky-looky here. http://img836.imageshack.us/f/hrrrmmmm.png/ So this can go two ways. If a sequel to the cow video is posted within this week, it's the real Chris. If not, a troll disguised as a sockpuppet. Or hell, considering Chris's schedule with Sonichu, it might end up being the real Chris WITHOUT a flipnote. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 09:37, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
::::::::::: wow look at those comments, CourtBranch14 is definitely Chris. Types in all caps, uses the same words, same rage. What's wierd is he gave me stars for giving positive feedback on his hippo video. --[[User:Monkeytacoz|Monkeytacoz]] 09:48, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
:::::::::::: looks like Chris just admitted it, i mean, COURTBRANCH14. ( http://i38.tinypic.com/2ptat6u.jpg ). --[[User:Monkeytacoz|Monkeytacoz]] 09:59, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
::::::::::::: I dunno, this one looks like a troll trying too hard. In a few places, he wrote "ICHRIS" or "MCHRIS" here "I" and "me" would be applicable. Like whoever wrote it was trying to make it seem like "Chris" was slipping up. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 10:10, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
:::::::::::::: That is also possible as well --[[User:Monkeytacoz|Monkeytacoz]] 10:11, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

*Suddenly, a whole new world of possibilities opened up. http://a.imageshack.us/img185/6427/twist.png This can mean a LOT of things.

A) Chris is attempting to reinforce to me the idea the he isn't Chris, despite the fact I've told him I believe he isn't before.
B) It's a troll who might be fucking with me.
C) He's telling the truth. 0.5% chance of being true.

He then sent me this:

Thank you.
Also, I wanted to Remind you, if you and your Gal-Pals would not mind Downloading Christian's ModNation Racers Content, it would give him A LOT MORE INSPIRATION TO CONTINUE THE COMIC AND CREATING MORE CONTENT.

- [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 12:33, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
:Whoever it is, they just went of the deep end. He just sent me an e-mail in which, according to him, I "betrayed" him. I was planning to show my true colors later, but apparently, trolls have been sending him e-mails, calling him Chris (who he most likely is). In retrospect, I probably should have hidden his e-mail address in that one screenshot. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 14:09, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
:: It might have been chris, i mean, who would react that angrily unless they were pretending. --[[User:Monkeytacoz|Monkeytacoz]] 14:20, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
:::Here's the "betrayal" e-mail. http://a.imageshack.us/img835/3258/dogedabullet.jpg For the moment guys, please stop e-mailing Chris. This is the first connection we've had in a while. And if you must e-mail me, don't use the one I e-mailed Chris with. Use captainsvsn@gmail.com - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 14:32, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
::::Apparently, Chris's villain of the week is a mysterious Danny Dolan, who's been leaving nasty comments on Hatena as well as going under many aliases, including Jack Thaddius and Nolan Bushnell. http://a.imageshack.us/img186/424/dannydolan.png I've asked Chris for details. This is starting to deviate from Flipnote Hatena, so any ideas where I could move it? - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 15:01, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
:::::Lazy bastard he is, Chris maintains a surprisingly tough work ethic. Not only does he expect his White Knights to defend him, but he believes in their presence, all trolls will cease activity. Vivian, I don't know how you put up with it. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 19:28, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

* So much for quitting the internet... So a new flipnote has been promised, this should get interesting. The real question now is whether more negative posting or waving china in front of him will get him back. Thoughts? --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 10:06, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
::This is all relying on CourtBranch14 being the TRUE and HONEST Chris, so if he isn't, there's no point in even discussing this. But anyway, I remember someone saying that it's normal for Chris to have droughts of activity in Summer, because that's when all da ladies are looking for some hanky-panky. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 10:20, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
:::Alright, I've made a dangerous move by telling Chris I would ask around my circle of "gal-pals" to look for someone who would love someone as "creative" as Chris. It's a dangerous move, but worth a shot. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 11:29, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
:::: Whoever Waterwhen is, he's not funny. he spammed julay... oh jeez --[[User:Monkeytacoz|Monkeytacoz]] 11:43, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
::::: I SMELL AN E+D FAG. He keeps on spamming. Hmph. Back in my day, trolls made their own insults, not hide behind a wall of copypasta. 'Tis a lost art. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 11:44, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
:::::: anyways, keep being nice to chris (if it is him).--[[User:Monkeytacoz|Monkeytacoz]] 11:48, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
:::::::I genuinely do wish Chris could be helped, but he's beyond that, so might as well get some lulz. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 11:52, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

==Flipnote Hatena Plus and comment enabling==
I just noticed a little badge next to Chris' username (his id was also changed from id:Sonichu to id:CitizenFlipNote) that indicates he paid for the "premium" service. For $32 a year he can have UNLIMITED favorite artists and can use COLORS when making comments! Holy shit! The only thing that might be of use to him is the option to see statistics for views. Just another way for him to stroke his ego.

Also, it seems he's re-enabled comments. Two people have already commented, and the comment box is shown on all his other Flipnotes. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:47, 3 August 2010 (PDT)

== Have the mods given up? ==

Does anyone know exactly why the mods aren't deleting his posts anymore? --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 18:10, 4 August 2010 (PDT)
* I think it's less of them giving up than some of the trolls finally getting it through their heads that flagging every one of his Flipnotes is counterproductive.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 19:59, 4 August 2010 (PDT)
** That was my second guess, but I figured that the GIFT being what it is then certain trolls wouldn't stop reporting them. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 22:03, 4 August 2010 (PDT)

== Not a hardware ban ==

Chris's DSI wasn't banned. His ban just expired. He's not really evading it. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:57, 12 August 2010 (PDT)
:Forgive me, for sounding rude, but may I point you to [[Talk:Flipnote Hatena#Plus Status Gone?|here]]? I believe you'll find Djyellow's comments to be quite...interesting. Considering his name change on the site, and his timing for his return, it would be good if you had more proof that he didn't just buy another DS. Not that I really have the authority to demand it, of course. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 10:43, 12 August 2010 (PDT)

Talk:ModNation Racers

2010-08-11T04:26:06Z

Msummers: /* Disc's Closed due to Scratches */

So what information do we have so far on this shit? We know he's asking for bonus material, and we know he's posting on GameFaqs about it. Anything else?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:08, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

He put like 8-16 screencaps of his Sonichu kart and devoted an entire CWCipedia update to this. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 02:53, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:Before or after the Archive Cogs made, because if after, then good luck finding it now.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:06, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
::Here: http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Original_CCWC_Art - he considers this "original art". Basically he has a yellow car with his initials on him and has made a racer with a slight resemblance to him. This is from the beta, so who knows what kind of crap he's made since the game has been released. I'm going to put one screencap in the article and leave it at that. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 03:10, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

Oh damn, look at how '''badly''' made the Chaotic Combo is. Buy hey, it's Chris; no matter what the tool is, he'll use it to foist his godawful shit on the world. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 19:36, 27 July 2010 (UTC)
== Dear God... ==

I had a feeling that Chris would get his hands on ModNation Racers. God knows what crap he'll put up on the Internet...--SpaceScreaminJohn 14:59, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

== He has his Beta Track Up ==

As well as some actually neatly recreated Hot Wheels vehicles. He locked a couple of them; the manchild must have Favorited those TWO cars from his collection. LOL His track is lengthy, and confusing, but I managed to run some laps on it. And he added a good version of the Park with a fountain, and a Beach.

Download his Beta Cwcville Track for the laughs of using the defaulted Beta Tools.--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 22:24, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

:I think "manbaby" is more appropriate than "manchild", given that he soils himself so much. But anyway, thanks for keeping us updated on his movements and activities. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 22:59, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

::I was watching an episode of Ghost Adventures and they were in this haunted mansion/abandoned hospital place, and there was a ghost there that they called the 'manbaby', and I kept thinking 'lolchris' [[User:Leekduck|Leekduck]] 23:02, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

:I don't have a copy of ModNation or a PS3, so is there any way you could make a video of the new tracks and provide some commentary? That would be great! --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 23:10, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

::I agree with Anaconda here. I would love to download his track for laughs of using defaulted Beta Tools, but I do not have the game. If you would upload a video of them, Jinkies, I'm sure it would contribute Greatly to the LULZ. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 00:13, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
:::We should probably handle this like we handle the LBP levels, get some screenshots and summaries up on the page. Jenkins, you're the only one that's played them so far, would you mind adding the level names and a brief description of each to the page?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:21, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

:I wouldn't call anything the manbaby did "good" or "neatly recreated", since he has never had an original thought in his tiny retarded brain. Except the attraction sign, and we all know how that turned out. That, and it probably is a piece of crap like his other stuff. I would like to see it, too. I second the video idea. --[[User:Mp83|Mp83]] 00:23, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

Who gives a shit about this bullshit except for how much money Chris is blowing on this. seriously, he spends so much money. I remember during the GoW bullshit that he spent like 20 bucks on stupid dlc. i bet he's already lost like 30 bucks trying to get those mystery mods or whatever. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:44, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

== Pictures of his shitty creations? ==

On his profile page there are images of his shitty creations. Should they be screencapped and put in this article for future reference in case he leaves Modnation? I'm grabbing pictures of them now, but I know shit all about editing wikis and how to put them in the article neatly. - [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 03:48, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

: The reason I suggest it is that despite abandoning things like the Sonichu medallion, he still insists on putting his bullshit creations everywhere. One of his cars is even SonChu for fucks sake. - [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 03:51, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

I think yes,as they will be easy to access this way and there will be no risk of losing them if he does end up leaving Modnation. --[[User:MEANWHILE|MEANWHILE]] 02:40, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:Or getting banned for making the 'Be My Sweetheart' car. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:38, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::Making a collage that contains all his created characters shouldn't be that hard. I'm not doing anything right now, so I'll give it a shot. Might look like ass though.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:26, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Pictures of all cars and drivers added. They're just screencaps from the website though. It would be neat if someone downloaded them all and got us some high quality pictures from their PS3 but 1.) I'm not sure how that would even work and 2.) It probably would be a giant pain in the ass.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

His Twitter updates say the 2.0 version of the track is up. Is anyone going to get it and document it? [[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 20:20, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:I really doubt anybody on here owns this game.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

::Yeah, most CWCki users are over the age of seven. This is a kiddie game. In other words, it's exactly the kind of childish crap that Chris will waste his summer and life on. What a pathetic and lonely life he has. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 23:16, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::I don't know about it being a kids' game. I played a demo of the game for the PSP, and it looks to be a decent kart-racing game, if you are interested in that. Regardless, I would like to see someone put up a video of Chris's custom-made track. --SpaceScreaminJohn 01:28, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

:I might get a copy if I can find it cheap used. The demo was fun enough. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 00:46, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

== "posted threads on both GameFAQs and Gamespot" ==

Which threads are you referring to? --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 08:09, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
:[http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:VInM-kX7oLIJ:www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960619-modnation-racers/55632118+site:gamefaqs.com+ChrisCSonichu&cd=6&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us Found one.] Deleted for Chris being Chris. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 08:13, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
:[http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:aj6YV7WonMAJ:www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960619-modnation-racers/55642892/613903000+site:gamefaqs.com+ChrisCSonichu&cd=12&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us Found another.] Apparently Chris is unaware (once again) that he is illicitly soliciting.
:[http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:yWiY6pfFf4YJ:www.gamespot.com/ps3/driving/modnationracers/show_msgs.php%3Ftopic_id%3Dm-1-55632118%26pid%3D960619+site:gamespot.com+ChrisCSonichu&cd=15&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us Found on GS.] Despite their more lax policy, this thread was also DELETED.
:[http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:5f_JKQ6WA1kJ:www.gamespot.com/ps3/driving/modnationracers/show_msgs.php%3Ftopic_id%3Dm-1-55642892%26pid%3D960619+site:gamespot.com+ChrisCSonichu&cd=16&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us Nothing new at all.] Yeah, I just wasted precious sleep time. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 08:27, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
::Screencaps made. I guess I'll upload them?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:08, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
There is no point in uploading the gamespot ones if you are going to upload the gayfags one. They both share the same forum postings or whatever. Essentially they're the same. [[User:Wozblod|Wozblod]] 09:02, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

== Hot Wheels ==

Chris was into this in high school and the very early 2000s, and IIRC had a Geocities page or part of a Geocities page dedicated to Hot Wheels. Kind of interesting that in a game where he has the possibility to make (almost) anything that he can imagine, he started making content based on a toy he liked 10-12 years ago and then forgot about. There's already a short page about it on the CWCki, which I linked to in the article. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 23:53, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

== Disc's Closed due to Scratches ==

Sent him an email telling him to play this and quit the tardrage, and he told me his disc's scratched, possibly from attempting to shove his bent dong in the spindle hole. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:38, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
*If you've got proof of that email, that might be front-page-worthy (finally). Have you got any? [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 19:44, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
**Here's the exact line from the email sent at 9:38 PM CST from "enginegeorge@yahoo.com":

'no i cannot play modnation racers right now because my disc is scratched'

Also, from him at 9:51 PM CST:
'MY COPY OF Modnation Racers IS NOT BROKEN, IT JUST HAS A FEW SCRATCHES AND MAYBE SOME DUST, IT JUST MEANS IT NEEDS TO BE RUN IN THE SINK FOR A FEW SECONDS. DON'T TAUNT ME CAUSE IT'S NOT FUNNY!'

So, even the scratch-resistant Blu Ray coating cannot stop Chris. Also, lolwut at the sink and dust part. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:51, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

*I mean something a bit more substantial, like an unedited screencap or something. There have been a lot of rumors these days and I don't want something in our articles that isn't true. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 20:08, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
*Probably not for a while- laptop's in need of repair, so I'm stuck on a Wii. I'll try to get onto a friend's laptop and post screencaps. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 20:18, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
*Would there be any way to copy the email over or send it to someone else? It would have to be someone trustworthy, of course, and someone willing to give out their email, but if it would get an unedited screenie, it may just work. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 20:25, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
*Yeah, feel free to forward it to my "undercover newfag" account. tehpwnzorbobz@gmail.com. All that would remain would be confirming that it came from Chris and not a poser, seeing as you say it came from another account. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 20:32, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
*I got the forward, but I'm not convinced that this is Chris at all. It has all the marks of a common troll, especially the last segment, which reads:
"If you're a fan as well, I would QUITE enjoy it if you would stop PERSECUTING ME like this. it is QUITE STRESSFUL. AND ANNOYING. And Possibly Illegal."
That isn't like Chris. Sure, he thinks this stuff perhaps, but he doesn't talk like that. He doesn't say "and possibly illegal". He says it IS illegal. It isn't a post-script comment for him, etc. I could go on about how obvious it is that that isn't from Chris, but I think you get the point. That isn't Chris, and I swear my life on it. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 20:53, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
*Actually, I think I'll post the whole comment here and explain why it isn't Chris. It will take up a bit of space, but it can be deleted later.
From Eniggy:If it is you, that is.

If it is you, why do you rip off great people such as Charles M. Schultz and call it original, and why do you abuse the taxpayer system?

If you are a troll, just tell me. I'm not affiliated with the CWCki in any way, but please, grow up. Also, please get rid of the cats that coat your house in feces, or I may tip off the PETA to your so-called "pet care."

Ian "The TRUE Christian Weston Chandler" A.

From "Chris":
I AM NOT CHRISTIAN! (Stating that he isn't something without stating what he is isn't like Chris. He needs to define himself constantly to remain what he thinks he is (See:[[Straight]])) NOR AM I A ONE OF THOSE FIEDS WHO IS CONSTANTLY ATTACKING CHRIS! (At this point I noticed that "Chris" isn't trying to act cool or use "cool" terms. He isn't trying to play the part of a kid, which will be relevant in a second.) AND CHRIS DOES NOT RIP OFF ANYONE NOR DOES HE STEAL FROM TAXPAYERS OF AMERICA! (Chris paid attention to this, but not to the cat thing? Bullshit. He tends to latch on to single ideas when presented with a lot of text, but with short emails he addresses each individual point to at least some degree, or ignores the whole thing.) QUIT TRYING TO DO THIS TO ME! I AM JUST A 15 YEAR OLD FROM VIRGINIA SHOWING CHRISTIAN WHAT A FAN I AM! (There it is. He's a kid, supposedly. Where's the imitated hip lingo? When Chris tries to be cool, it shows. He tries too hard, and not trying at all is completely unlike him. He sees himself as manly, so thinks he has to act like a child to appear to be one. By not doing this, he exposes himself as not chris.)

If you're a fan as well (Chris doesn't do that. There is no if, and at this point he would think you were a troll, so that's not even a road his black-and-white mind would explore), I would QUITE enjoy it if you would stop PERSECUTING ME like this. (He would capitalise the word "stop". He's shown that that's where he starts. Also, he doesn't use the word persecute. Ever. He'd use one of his token phrases for this. That he didn't isn't damning in itself, it still solidifies previous evidence.) it is QUITE STRESSFUL. (Do I even need to say it?) AND ANNOYING(Obvious bullshit is obvious). And Possibly Illegal(previously addressed).
So there you go. This email is not Chris, and it's obvious. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 21:04, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
:At the very least, it was a bit of entertainment after a long drought, and for that I suppose we should be thankful. It's better than someone who comes in and blanks the pages for an hour.
Who knows? This kid could be telling the truth and just be a misguided fan. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 21:26, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

Talk:ModNation Racers

2010-08-11T03:25:33Z

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Talk:Flipnote Hatena

2010-08-10T16:08:31Z

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{{Not A Forum}}
Get all of chris's comments, save his flipnote bullshit creations

and uh

yeah. he favorited over 71 PAGES OF THESE FUCKING THINGS

[[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:42, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:Archive of comments in progress. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:13, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016
Fuck, he knows we filmed him. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:17, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
*By the way, it's page 22 of the comments.
:I disagree. This is not conclusive confirmation that he was aware of people filming him. He could easily be referring to previous times where people have witnessed him out and about (like the Michael Snyder incident). He may have suspected people were following him about there but we don't know if he was aware for sure. I sense we may get a new video soon. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:22, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

:*At least he didn't comment on all of them. I'm thinking get screencaps of everything he commented on and save his comments?
:* I've saved all his comment images and plan on uploading them shortly. I would guess we can just link what the image is replaying to in the gallery captions. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:35, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:* Uploaded - I had to change the format from the source GIFs since they don't play nicely with galleries. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:09, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
== jesus fffffffff ==
Chris has favorited over 2000 of these things. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 23:45, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
*:Yeah, I'm not about to list those. It's pretty obvious he just hits favorite on everything he moderately likes. Still I guess I could skim them to see if any TRUE AND HONEST Sonichu fanart is in there.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:52, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

== Holy mother of fuck, hahaha! ==

God, it's like this is all he did yesterday besides pretend the party was some kind of slo-mo rave to get underage girls at! --[[User:Eniggy|Enig-HAHAH]] 00:31, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Uh, hm. Yes, that is what happened. Thanks. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:33, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Chris has no hope of getting back to a normal life. The trolls are going to follow him and torment him until the day he dies, and he's unable to do a thing about it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 00:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

^ *Insert requiem for a dream music*--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 01:21, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Chris could very easily get back to a normal net life. The problem is, he can't help but be Chris. If he would stop signing everything and talking about himself in every post, he'd just be another guy on a forum. If you'll notice, most of his posts are either unfunny random humor that would be loss in the morass of the same or him shilling his custom content. Cut out the second and he'd fit right in. He'll never resist yelling about his Sonichu modkingdom or whatever custom thing he makes next because he's an idiot. On another note, Chris thinks that negative tone = lie given one of his quotes. I mean, no matter what sort of spin we put on it, that video of him humping a blow-up doll exists, no? --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 01:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Chris doesn't seem to consider negative tone=lie. Rather, this is just an example of his tardlogic. When he says "EVERYTHING OUTSIDE THE PRE-HACKED CWCIPEDIA, MY OKCUPID PROFILE, AND MY YOUTUBE ACCOUNT IS A LIE", he expects everyone to simply ignore everything that is not on one of the sites.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:11, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
[[File:Troll Rage (Obama-style).PNG]] All five parts of it. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:38, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Sheep, man, you got this all wrong. Chris logic isn't as complex as 'negative tone = lie'. It's even more simple than that. It's 'something he disagrees with = lie'. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:05, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

And on a seperate note: Damn. You guys move fucking fast. How the hell do trolls find shit like this? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:08, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Don't tell Chris but there's a bug in his DSi. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:09, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::If that's true then DAMN does Clyde have moles in Sony ''and'' Nintendo?? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:13, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Clyde secretly is the real Shigeru Miyamoto. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:15, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

I have to agree with OFSheep, the problem with Chris is that he wants attention, and he has to PUT SONICHU EVERYWHERE, and stuff his ego into every orifice.
He will always have the unwanted attention, until he learns to stop attracting it. but he can't do that, just like chris will stop being called gay when he stops denying it by dressing up like a homo [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 18:13, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

==Animation==
A crappy animation was just posted on Chris's FH profile, though it could be the work of trolls, so someone with more behind the scenes information should add this.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 17:38, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
*Wow, that's something an eight year old whose parents buy him twelve iPhones a year could do in a minute. I'm still waiting for Bob to finally ban him from the computer and the DSi. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:14, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
[[File:UltimateNightmareFlipnote.png|thumb|Just kinda weird, really.]]
::I dunno. It's crappy enough to be a Chris-Chan creation, but it seems like it's a step above him all the same. The whole "Really slow guy with annoying beep" is something Chris would probably consider a nightmare, sure, but I don't get why he would make this.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:51, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
::Fuck it, adding now.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:55, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
:: I'd say it's the work of trolls, compare the handwritting with the others, besides, the guy is standing on straight lines, an impossible feat for chris, and the video description is too elaborate to be chris's.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 20:01, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
*cries a bit* This is the most beautiful thing ever.... [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]
::: Do you think the trolls managed to hack into Chris's Flipnote Hatena account? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:09, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: unless someone stole his DSi, this is chris. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:09, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
Holy fucking shit this is creepy. [[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 14:35, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
*Chris's autism just evolved to Ulillillia's level. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:22, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:*I don't really think they're even close to eachother. Uilillillia's crazy, but he's the innocent sort of crazy.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:35, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::Yes, but this just the kind of animation Ulillillia would make. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 21:39, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Not nearly enough parallax or supernaturality to be an Ulillillia animation. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 22:21, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
*Does this remind anyone else of that Suicide Mouse video that /x/ put out there a while ago? Same concept, a thing walking on a loop with a weird, repetitive noise in the background. Except this is shitty and not creepy like the other one. ([[User:KingoftheJuice|KingoftheJuice]] 19:07, 22 June 2010 (UTC))
:*this one is also creepy, but mostly because of the annoying beep and emptyness.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 20:19, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:**It's like David Lynch minus the artistic integrity/batshit insanity/baby puppet apparently made from a cow fetus. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 22:21, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

==CWC Got Told==

[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D6047619382_000#535E907031CED2BB-c11539868617741172339 Comment #8] by Foxstar(id: Rashala) "Please do not post on my channel ever again". I'm looking to see what I can find that would cause him/her to say this. Anyone know?
:Nothing by foxstar is on Chris's comment list and I'm not about to go through a 3 pages and god only knows how many comments of furfag content trying to find a Chris comment that might not even exist. It's probably just some faggot begging for attention.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:29, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::Because Chris linked his stupid video to her 4chan channel which has nothing to do with the ACTUAL 4chan since chris is a lazy so...yeah. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 15:38, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

== "Bill for Anti-Internet Bad Mouthing Campaign" ==

The "Bill" part of that just hit me. Chris wants to make talking bad about people on the internet illegal. Again.

I don't think it would be unreasonable to believe that he's gonna bring up this idea again sooner rather than later. If he does, new content for Chris and law.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:38, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

*Not only did that suck, but it was also just a quick mod to the original, much like Youtube Poops, which are still funnier than anything he's ever done. Also, [http://chrisisagaytrucker.ytmnd.com the GIF got YTMND'd.] --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 00:38, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

The really sad thing is, once again, the actual message goes completely over his head. The song basically says if you get trolled, you brought it upon yourself for being a naive retard. It's about personal responsibility, a concept alien and threatening to Chris. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 02:18, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

:Well I guess his "Internet Bad Mouthing Campaign" against the evil Mary Lee Walsh, this greedy Micheal Snyder, etc, doesn't count. He's above the law after all, of course. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 03:48, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

== New Flipnote Animation - "HippoOnYourHead" ==

Chris uploaded more random access humor on the flipnote, as evidenced [http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D7F00037B5A_000?in=user|here]http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Flipnote_Hatena&action=edit&section=6

He seems to be trying to garner ratings with his little plea at the end.
[[User:ScottBNickles|ScottBNickles]] 16:51, 24 June 2010 (UTC)ScottBNickles
:lolwut?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 16:55, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:<s>What does that message in the end mean? "Please add one green or a bunch of yellow" is that more RAH?</s> Disregard that, now i understand what it means.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 17:01, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::Where did he get "Buck Williams" from? [[User:ScottBNickles|ScottBNickles]] 17:14, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::A quick google search shows that buck williams is a basketball player and character from the Left Behind books. knowing chris' readin habits, i suppose he refers to the former.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 17:34, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::::I'm still wondering what inspired the hippo part and the letter. Possible ripoff of things he's seen on the internet or Flipnote Hanata? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:05, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::[[Random-access humor]] He's been using the phrase for YEARS. he can't even have new original random access humor. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 18:19, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::I knew about that, but I have a feeling I've heard the hippo part somewhere before. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:27, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::Regina E-mails. She actually calls him out on it, but he just sort of blows her off.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:05, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::: @Eniggy Maybe Hungry Hungry Hippoes? [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
:::::::::Nah, never had one as a kid, but my memory is thinking it has to do with the internet. Then again, my brain's probably skewered the memory I had of it now, so I've probably forgotten and confused enough of it that I'll probably never figure out where I heard it from. Oh, well, that's life, I guess. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:23, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Did Chris actually draw this? Cuz that animation is kinda...good [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 03:54, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:Yes, but it looks like frames drawn in MS Paint. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 03:56, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

::Fuck,if Chris spent all the time he wasted on Sonichu doing shit like this he might actually have accomplished anything. I mean, it's not really anything of any quality but considering this is Chris, it's the motherfucking Mona Lisa. I mean...it actually looks like it was drawn by someone over six...-[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 04:01, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Additionally, the handwriting shown in the letter(Dear Sir blah blah) is actually kinda neat. Comparing that to Chris's usual handwriting which looks like he stuck a pencil up his ass and made like a dog with worms just makes me more skeptical as to whether this was done by Chris -[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 04:07, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Much like that stop-motion lego race video he made, if a Gameboy is his medium, he's a passable artist. What he fails at is sculpture, illustration, and singing/song writing. Too bad he's convinced himself he's a savant in all those things. --{User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 04:10, 25 June 2010(UTC)
:::Personally, I'm giving it two days until we discover where he ripped that off from or which troll made it for him. Chris can't write like a normal human being. Period. -[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 04:18, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: Someone needs to make ripoffs of these, claim they're originals, and then accuse Chris of copying. And then an army of trolls needs to back the ripoffs up as the 'True and Honest' originals. -[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 04:30, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::::: It won't work. These things have upload dates on them. Our supposed originals would be uploaded later and would show it. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 12:48, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

== Youtube mirrors? ==

Chris's first two flipnotes could be summed up with a single screencap, and the troll song was just Chris vandalizing a few frames, but if the hippo thing is any indication, Chris has turned to his DS for all his fame-whore needs. It would be much easier to display this stuff if we could just compile them into youtube videos. Is it even possible to save these things?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:44, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:Here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oME_VeGVZo .--[[User:J0haely|J0haely]]19:13, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::brb making YouTube Poop of it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:03, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Awesome job with the videos, but I guess we need some new templates for Chris's animations. It seems to me that we'll be getting these instead of new videos for the immediate future.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:06, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: Cool, but can you make one of the 8-Bit video? --[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 6:11 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::<s>The original 8-bit or chris's plagiarism?</s> Disregard that. here's the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIHni4FDTK4 [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 12:23, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

== 8-Bit ==
Has anyone told this poor man that an autistic manchild has bastardized his animation and used it in his own war against trolls? He should be given a link to the CWCki at the very least. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:42, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:I started an account to post on all his things, so I or Beat or someone else might have to do this.

EDIT: Just told 8-Bit in a post with a link to this article and the CWCki. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 22:29, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

:Good man! If we're lucky then this 8-Bit guy might be able to give us his say. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:49, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

::Especially since Chris is exactly the kind of person he's making fun of in his Don'tGetTrolled animation. [[User:Sakanz|Sakanz]] 06:47, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== More Random Access Humor ==

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D8A92F380B0_002?in=user

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D8A97E15FBC_002?in=user

God, I can't understand what the fuck he's saying any of these. --[[User:MonkeySorski|MonkeySorski]] 15:34, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:I can tell you one thing... the "why'd you hit me" gag is from Drake and Josh. Moar plagiarizing! -[[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 19:39, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

::I'm pretty sure the whole thing is plagiarized --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 20:34, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Yep, he ripped off the late Charles M. Schlutz by stealing material from Peanuts. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:26, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
::::It's stolen verbatim: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHDnc19mHv0 --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 02:28, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

:Shouldn't Random Humor 1 and 2 be on the same page, since they are a continuation form each other.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:54, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== The Summer person from CWC's comments on videos= CWC Ego Boosting Account? ==
I was trolling as an impostor Chris (TRUE_and_HONEST_Chris) to see if he reacted, but someone else did. Here's what "Summers3594" did because of it:

"I Don't Have TIME FOR YOUR SLANDEROUS ACCUSATIONS AND MISINFORMING! I Shall Be Off Now!

I'll Return When Things Have Calmed Down!...And When My Dad Lets Me! "

"I AM NOT TRYING TO BE YOU!!!! Where do YOU get the idea that I am trying to be the GREATEST HIGH FUNCTIONING AUTISTIC EVER? "

"I AM NOT CHRIS! NOR AM I TRYING TO BE THE TRUE AND HONEST CWCVILLE! I am ONLY ensuring that HIS GOOD NAME not be TARNISHED by NAIVE TROLLS like YOU!"

Also, "Summers" has done no uploads and their favorites( http://ugomemo.hatena.ne.jp/Summers3594/following ) are pretty similar to the ones Chris favorited. That, and there's a big love for Family Guy, one of Chris's favorite shows. That, and there's an obvious lack of intelligence, but some things show through that show signs of being on our side.

So, is it a fellow troll, or a second account for Chris to boost his ego with? You decide. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 05:06, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
:I'd go with troll, but let's see how this plays out. --This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 05:24, 27 June 2010 (UTC). Thanks for reading!
::Troll, Chris is too stupid to even think about making a sockpuppet. -- [[User:MonkeySorski|MonkeySorski]] 05:29, 27 June 2010 (UTC).
:::Adam Stackhouse saga anyone? --[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 05:38, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
::::The summers person made an account yesterday. [[User_talk:Msummers|He/She says it's a troll scheme.]] [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 12:10, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::Summers3594 here, this is a fellow troll, albeit, my scheme is more making him think that he has real fans to make him more confident in himself, rather than do something negative to him. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:37, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::Mine's designed to play the part of a fan so jealous he goes out of his way to impersonate Chris, but with many flaws, as most internet impersonators are. This is done to confuse Chris, which could possibly help with your plan. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 02:27, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
== Another new Flipnote. ==

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DA28892A0A2_001?in=user
:Apparently, Christian's trying to make a good name for himself on Flipnote now, not sure how people will react, excited to see though. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:43, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
::Flipnote 404ing for me as of 9:31 PM CST. Must be having server issues. Also, main link redirects to a Wikimedia page. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 02:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

== Info About Stars ==
For those of you who don't know Flipnote Hatena's Star system, here is how it works. Just like the five star, 10/10, and thumbs up/down are part of the rating system, so too are stars. If a user sees an animation he or she likes, that person has the option of giving gold, green, red, and blue stars. Users have unlimited gold stars to give but will have to pay money in order to give other colored stars. Green being the cheapest to buy while red being the most expensive to buy. Users can also pay to obtain boxes that contain stars, from 4.99 USD to a whooping 99.99 USD. Users can give themselves unlimited stars and start their account out with three green stars. It's no wonder why our fellow autistic has so many stars.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 06:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*Wow, that IS interesting. I also noticed that he has a Plus account, which is supposed to give him a few extra bonuses, but by the looks of it, he has to pay a monthly fee for it. I guess we'll hafta see if he keeps it come next month!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:51, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

*On a side note, users who gave stars can also take those stars away, causing an immense lowering of one's [[heart level]].--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 07:01, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

:*Actually, Chris's Plus Account is free for one month and is then deactivated. After that, you have to pay for it. If one could get Chris to pay for it, well, sucks for Chris. Of course, Chris will pay for it anyways.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 07:01, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

== The Offical Sonichu Channel ==
I just added my Sonichu Channel I made to the External Links selection of the article, so all you trolls with a DSI should start submitting Sonichu bashing Flipnotes on my Channel so Chris could notice.--[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]]
:I'm buying a DSi XL this week (bigger screen, easier drawing) so I might have to jump on this bandwagon. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:02, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
:That's super duper, true and honest, and pretty convenient of you, Djyellow. Thanks!--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 19:25, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

== He's Blocking Posters ==
Just discovered I got blocked from posting on his things, so I started a temporary one (Jimithan_T_Hill_101) to put up fake legal notices on his things to scare him, due to him being dumb enough to believe these things. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 20:20, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*I just checked the "Blocking Users" setting of Flipnote Hatena, and he can block only nine users. SUCKS FOR HIM.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 20:35, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
**It'll be interesting to see how that ends up turning out, since it's not going to be long before more than 9 people are down his throat. Also, I checked on the 'mail' thing in the FAQ, it appears that the messaging service is unavailable outside of Japan, so anyone wanting to privately message him will have to coerce him into giving his email address or getting some sort of messaging program. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 20:58, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
***So far, two of my accounts have been blocked by him. If I keep it up, with help from others, we may be able to flood Chris's posting controls beyond the nine person limit, leaving him to embarrass himself on Flipnote Wapanesena. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 04:17, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== Reporting Chris==
If you want a moderator like me to Report Chris, just tell me some shit he did on Hatena and I'll be on my way. --[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]]
*Would that be a good idea though? Some of us are here to increase his ego so he'll return to the scene with a bit more lul-worthy antics, however, in the case that doesn't work, a kick in the ass to get him off hatena and back on youtube might be needed. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 21:09, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*Might not be a good idea to increase his ego you know? Many inculding me are not very fond of Smuggy Chris at all. besides for reporting him, what I think we should do is start advertising my Sonichu Channel in his comments page so he can soon find out about it and see it is full of Sonichu Parodies and hopefully set him off. Though, I;m just a Idiot,--[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]]
**I'm getting a hang of this "not a forum" thing, so let me refer you to the box at the top. However, while we're on the topic, find me anyone other than you who doesn't like Smug Chris. I personally like it because it makes him confident, which leads him to do something incredibly stupid, which then leads to a downward spiral of Stress. Others I'm sure like him because they love to spread happiness and autistic sunshine throughout the world. However, there's no real reason to dislike it, unless you disagree with me and thus are wrong. We need results somehow. Smug Chris always ends in a result. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:27, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
***Results are good. Smug Chris is not. Smug Chris's downfall into Emo Chris is good because he is no longer smug. Smug Chris just frustrates me because I don't have magic powers, and thus can't reach through the screen and punch the motherfucker. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
****Notice that including real-life info, including your real name, in an animation is against the ToU and grounds for your animation being taken down. All we need to do is report his submissions for breaking the ToU because they all include his real name, and we're golden! --[[User:JM1987|JM1987]] 15:29, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
****And I just got his "Women Only" video removed by reporting that it had his name in it and was trying to get personal details from other members. Shows that it works, and we can fuck with him --[[User:JM1987|JM1987]] 15:00, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

== Page split ==

It might be worth splitting "Chris's entries" into a separate page, perhaps [[List of Chris's Flipnote Hatena submissions]] or something like that since he's going to have quite a few. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:00, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
*I'm on it, boss.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:14, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== Oh, dear lord. ==

[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DB382BE63AA_004?in=user AAAGH MY EYES IT'S BLINDED ME] --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 16:58, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DB5581BF274_002?in=user Oh shit, he posted it again.] --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:14, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== Sequel to the Tagged Flipnote ==

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DB81F1E5674_005?in=user

Chris appears to have made a second 'tagged' flipnote. This time for everyone who he thinks deserves a 'smile and a happy thought', titled "for women only". Looks like he's continuing his sweetheart search even on Flipnote. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:48, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

==OH SHIT YOU GUYS==
http://ugomemo.hatena.ne.jp/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DBF8CE838FE_002 -[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 21:31, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
*What? That link just brings up a 404 error. --[[User:JM1987|JM1987]] 13:29, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== Plus status gone? ==
Have you noticed Chris's plus status is gone? It hasn't been a month. I think Chris got it taken away! Maybe even worse ahahuaheauheuah [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:00, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:I think he got banned! His user id is missing, the tabs for starred, comments are gone as well and they're starting to take his Flipnotes down!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:08, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::Okay, hate to be a post fag here, if there is one, but I did a double-check - Chris's user id is still active and still has plus. They might have shut down that page.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:14, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Yeah, I think something happened. damn me being on an airplane to not find out. Something is up though. I go through id Chris-chan and I can find his flipnotes but nothing else. I go to ID Sonichu and I can find his favorites... hm... [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:22, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::::I just hope we get a rage video out of this. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 00:29, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
Yes, Chris has been Temp banned on all Hatena related services.
--[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 00:38, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:Can anyone say "Captain's Log tonight or tomorrow"? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 00:57, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::Dj, when you say 'temp banned', how long do you mean? A few days? Or a few WEEKS? [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:00, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
A week at most. --[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 01:04, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:Hm...Considering who we're talking about, I believe a reaction will occur within the next two days. It will be big, it will be brutal, and it will be...hilarious. Question is, what to do when he gets his flipnote back? [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:06, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::I'm not sure if the mods banned him for a week, but I put that on the tracker until we get an exact estimate. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:08, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
Forgive me for making a mistake, but I just chatted with one of the higher ups at hatena and his ID is not banned. However, his DSi's access to Flipnote Hatena and ability to upload flipnotes is banned for life. --[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 01:13, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:Oh shit, that's sure to infuriate him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 01:14, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::That's actually better than a week's ban! Either he's going to buy another DS, or he's going to release a video depicting Shigeru Miyamoto as Michael Snyder. I still give him two days. Thank you for the info DJ! [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:19, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Just you wait and see. Chris will buy another DSi with his tugboat and somehow figure out how to change his house's router's address and come back in full RAAAAAGE. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:44, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:::: Well, his only other source for him to communicate with the internet has been banned. Either he's going to openly defy Rocky, or he's going to go bawwwing to her and she'll scold him for not staying offline. The end result: Hilarity will ensue, one way or another --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 03:05, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

Not sure where to put this email but...I thought it might belong on this page.

Hatena Customer Support
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Hello,

This is Hatena Customer Support. Thank you for your email.
Please accept my apologies for the delay in getting back to you.

We investigated the posts by the user you specified shortly after receving your email and have already taken some administrative action.

In the future, please report inappropriate Flipnote or comments posted both from the PC or from the Nintendo DSi by doing the followig:

From the website:

To report inappropriate comments on a specific Flipnote, first click on the "Report inappropriate content" on the page of the Flipnote where the comments you want to report appear. On the following page, click on the green "Comments" tab that appears and select the comments that you wish to report.

From the Nintendo DSi:

Tap on "Help" from the top menu of Flipnote Hatena. Scroll down to the "Help Center" and read the section "How to report an inappropriate comment".

We also recommend that you block comments by any users you are having problems with. For more details please see the URL below:
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On Fri, Jul 2, 2010 at 8:07 AM, <contact-form@flipnote.hatena.com> wrote:

From: (guest) @gmail.com
Country/Device/Kind: United States / Personal Computer / Report inappropriate content

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Hello. I have a 10 year old daughter who recently came to me and stated that a nearly 30 year old man using this website was stalking her and making inappropriate and suggestive comments towards her, such as saying she is "cute" with a "cute voice" and wishing she lived closer. This is appauling and I demand this user be removed. His name is chris chan or Sonichu or some such nonsense. I will be reporting him to local authorities for being a child predator and I demand he be removed from your site. I have looked over his comments to others on this site and he is doing the exact same thing. This is sick.

--[[User:Frozenblwf|Damn dirty troll]] 00:16, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

==Making Articles Agree==
Chris's flipnotes were removed because of his signature. Posting your real name is against the rules. Look at the removed flipnotes and the five that remain on his account. The survivors only get a C.W.C. at most, while each removed one has the whole "Christian W. Chandler." ''An Old Classic Dream'' is the only exception, being porn and all, but I'm guessing it was the first to be reported and thus was the first the mods noticed. Many articles state they were removed for "copyright violations" when no such restrictions exist on Flipnote Hatena. I've seen music from major labels and Family Guy sketches on there with no problem.

I'm going to clean up some articles that have that incorrect reason. I figured I'd state why I am here. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 12:43, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

==July 24==
Chris re-uploaded every one of his flipnotes except Tagged Flipnote, Edit Me, For Women Only, and My apologies. Looks like he might have bought a new DSi.--[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 04:43, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:Looks like he just got his monthly tugboat. He never learns, does he? I have also noticed that he disabled commenting on these flipnotes. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:53, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:How much longer until second bannination? BTW, his own creations may be locked from commenting... but NOT the Flipnotes on which he has commented, hint hint. Also, a cue to our resident cherry flower to start making "I heart Sonichu" flipnotes again... --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 05:04, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:*I wish we knew more about this SakuraBlossom chick. But I agree, SeventhBase, if she did somehow find out Chris was back, I'm sure she'd start posting more FlipNotes immediately. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 05:46, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
::I'm under the impression that she's some sort of troll trolling trolls. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 16:57, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
Oh dear god, not this again. Chrissy, when will you learn?--[[User:MEANWHILE|MEANWHILE]] 05:35, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:To be fair, he's probably also trading Pokemon with himself. Still, the idea he would go this far out of his way to upload his stupid shitty animations is pretty depressing.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:06, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:Let's count shall we? He's obviously has the first model for the DS, then he bought a DS lite, then he bought 2 DSi, and soon he'll buy the 3DS when its released. Chris will be the owner of 5 DS if he is really as predictable.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 16:43, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
*Now I have to wonder - does he have a second DSi or does he have that DSi XL or whatever the bigger DSi is? My guess is that he has the newer model DSi, thus Chris is gearing up to have all of those DS.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 18:06, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
Well, already a few of his Flipnotes have been removed from viewing on the Nintendo DSI and are being checked. --[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 22:46, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:And he's reuploaded them AGAIN. Jesus, how many times is it going to take for him to realize he's doing something wrong? Or does he just plan on buying a new DS every month for a week (or less) of trying to get underaged girls?--[[User:Straw|Straw]] 03:07, 27 July 2010 (UTC)
::At first I thought maybe he's still in the dark why his Flipnotes keep disappearing. Often mods will remove content from sites without notifying the offending user. And with Chris' history of trolls hacking into his accounts and messing with shit, it's not a unlikely conclusion to jump to. Then I remembered he made a Flipnote directed towards to mods to stop deleting his submissions. Now I'm wondering if he's made any attempt to contact the mods and ''ask why'' they're removing everything. Probably not, Chris lacks any deductive or inquisitive qualities and sticks with the first assumption that pops into his head. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 03:33, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

==Do the "Tugboat Template" fits here?==
I wonder about something for a while; Chris had to use another Nintendo DSi to evade the hardware ban. Since he's most likely brought himself a new one, do this qualify as an expanse made by the taxpayer via the tugboat? If yes, do the tugboat template fits at the top of this article? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 20:04, 26 July 2010 (UTC)
*I think the link to the tugboat in the article suffices, the template would be confusing as to what exactly it is he bought until you read that part anyway -- [[User:Mexican|Mexican]] 00:23, 27 July 2010 (UTC)
**On the contrary, he set up his account free, and Flipnote Studio is free. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 01:08, 27 July 2010 (UTC)
**Yes, except his DSi was banned from the site, so we're assuming he bought a new DSi.--[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:56, 27 July 2010 (UTC)
***overuse of those got-dang oversized templates all over this wiki is lame imo -[[User:Beemunk|Beemunk]] 05:06, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

No. Make a DS page or something. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 09:06, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

==Sock-puppet Accounts==

Am I right in assuming these are against the sites policy as well? I hope the mod's can trace by IP, than Chris will really be fucked. --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 00:47, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

:Why would you hope for this? But well, I'd rather hope he could come back to dA. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 01:18, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

:Some of them are probably trolls, for all we know. But the fourth one is a [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar|strong candidate]] for being a CWCpuppet.--[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 03:06, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
::One more thing: I'm fairly sure the mods have his unique DS ID. That's how they banned the first one. If they were sockpuppets, then the mods would know immediately because he sent the stars from the same DS. I doubt he's clever enough to use multiple DS's to spam stars. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 03:13, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
:::This would be "clever"? --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 03:38, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
::::Remember, Chris doesn't have to have a DS to make new accounts - he can make them on the internet. To get the most of it, he'd need other DSes.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 03:40, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::Pardon, SoulofChaosAgentofLight would be me. I made the account to comment on his videos before I realized he'd disabled commenting, but I went ahead and starred up his creations just 'cause. Sorry for the confusion [[User:Draykon|Draykon]] 02:59, 31 July 2010 (UTC)
::::::My apologies, then. Probably looks like a bunch of trolls - especially the one who gave him 9001 stars.--[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 03:13, 1 August 2010 (UTC)

So I made a "nice" comment on Chrissy's Labyrinth video, and I recieved stars from a "CourtBranch14", who also gave stars to Chris's flipnotes.
Behold: http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DB7EE0F202A_000#CypherFDP-c11538374259003315775 The account is here: http://flipnote.hatena.com/CourtBranch14/following

Possible sockpuppet? - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 11:01, 9 August 2010 (PDT)

:::::::It's starting to really seem that way, if it is him, he's slipping up from time to time ( http://i36.tinypic.com/33cxf61.jpg ) and even deleting comments when he refers to himself as "I". Personally though, I wouldn't say whether or not it's him until there's either more proof that it IS Chris or the person (if a troll) creates an account on here to disprove it. Until then, all you can really do is keep an eye on it. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 18:41, 9 August 2010 (PDT)
::::::::This time, CourtBranch 14 responded to me. http://a.imageshack.us/img63/7632/ohchris.png Daw, I feel so appreciated. If it really is Chris, he's doing a shitty job of hiding his identity. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 20:03, 9 August 2010 (PDT)
:::::::::Well, not sure what it means, exactly, but would totally flipping out at the mere mention that Sonichu is Jack Thaddius's or calling it '*my* sonichu' be considered as proof enough that Courtbranch14 is a sockpuppet, or no? ( http://i33.tinypic.com/vmuk4i.jpg ) [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 09:08, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

==Flipnote Hatena Plus and comment enabling==
I just noticed a little badge next to Chris' username (his id was also changed from id:Sonichu to id:CitizenFlipNote) that indicates he paid for the "premium" service. For $32 a year he can have UNLIMITED favorite artists and can use COLORS when making comments! Holy shit! The only thing that might be of use to him is the option to see statistics for views. Just another way for him to stroke his ego.

Also, it seems he's re-enabled comments. Two people have already commented, and the comment box is shown on all his other Flipnotes. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:47, 3 August 2010 (PDT)

== Have the mods given up? ==

Does anyone know exactly why the mods aren't deleting his posts anymore? --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 18:10, 4 August 2010 (PDT)
* I think it's less of them giving up than some of the trolls finally getting it through their heads that flagging every one of his Flipnotes is counterproductive.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 19:59, 4 August 2010 (PDT)
** That was my second guess, but I figured that the GIFT being what it is then certain trolls wouldn't stop reporting them. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 22:03, 4 August 2010 (PDT)

User talk:Msummers/archive 1

2010-08-10T15:52:54Z

Msummers: The archive

If you're the Summers I think you are, consider yourself monitored. If not, I'm still watching you. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:26, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
:This is the same Summers, and I'm not here to cause trouble. My actions on Flipnote Hatena are more to make Chris think he has actual fans than to actually cause trouble for other trolls, and if I'm hurting more than helping, simply tell me to stop, and I shall do so.

I only wish to contribute to the cause.--[[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 23:32, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
:Just don't stroke his e-peen too much; it's prone to bending at unpredictable angles. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:05, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
::Hehe, I'll keep that in mind :P
Like I said, I'm just here to help the cause, and if there's anything I can do, I'm happy to be of service.
Also, since I'm unsure of the rules and I don't exactly want to get in trouble for constantly replying like this, if it would make things easier and it's not horribly rude to ask, I can give you my steam name. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 00:22, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
:Sorry about the crap i said telling you to shut up there. It was all part of the act to make it look like I'm a fan jealous of Chris enough that I try to do a "meh" attempt at impersonating him to help lure him into bigger traps such as your plan. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 02:29, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
::Hey, it's all good, if anything, I thought it was funny. I actually hope to see more of you. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 02:50, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
::* I like you. Not as much as I like Beat (which is an entirely unhealthy amount) but I do. How can I assist you, and do I need a DSi to do so? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:59, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Actually, no DSi is required unless you're willing to make fun of Chris's antics using animation. You can still do text posts without a DSi using the website. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 03:02, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::Yeah, and at most, just be you :P All I really do is scour his flipnote page, add stars when I get bored, and watch for ANY comment I can reply to, which can end in hilarity sometimes...if I'm there, and you put something up there (and the system isn't being an asshole to me), I'll happily give you fodder to work with :P [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 03:06, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
::*Ronichu and I like eachother wholly unhealthy amounts! It's a destructive cycle. Anyways I've been watching your Flipnote comments. I was just doing the whole "You suck Chris" thing on there. I didn't expect him to add me to his favorites, so since then I've been trying to appear supportive of his awful creations without going too over the top, meaning more commenting with the DSI, and more drawings of Sonichu. The problem with Flipnote Hatena though, is that as near as I can tell there's no way to send private messages, and no way to really ensure Chris will see what you want him to see. The chances of him actually reading all his comments is slim, having him notice you is really more a matter of luck than anything else.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:46, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::* I figured as much. Anyway, to prevent getting Sydney'd again I've created an account with the name of a popular Japanese plant, along with a related noun. It should be really easy to spot who I am. I went with the Compliment Chris approach, at least until he notices me, then... I honestly have no plans beyond that- we'll see where it goes. Stage 1: Get noticed. Stage 2: Stage 3: Luls! --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 16:26, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::* Incidently, how do I set my picture to something more interesting other than the blue man? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 16:27, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::I think their little wapanese-run system requires a monthly tugboat to buy into their "PLUS!!1!" crap to get a user picture, an idea so incredibly stupid it works on the minds of waps and DeviantAAARGH refugees. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:12, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::::Hmm...it appears to be a slow day on Hatena, I'll try to look into finding a way to send private messages for you guys, not sure if I'll find anything though, but I know that mail thing HAS to be used for something. Also, I know it's rather noobish to ask, but how would I go about creating my userpage so it isn't a throne of suck? [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 19:58, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::Everyone's userpage sucks. Refer to mine for an example. If you want something slightly not godawful, just go on a few people's user pages and rip stuff off of theirs. Some templates and how to do video embedding can be found on my page, while you can upload pictures and stuff using the "Upload File" tab on the left and put that on your page (there's another example on my page, though if you want it as a thumbnail or gallery, you can either take that from someone else or just from an article). Typically, people [[User:Edward|segregate their user pages into different sections]], though I never really have. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:38, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

== New plan? ==

Originally, I was to be a splinter cell, simply a person at Chris's side, giving him positive reinforcement to further his ego, however...something much more devious has come to mind. What would everyone happen to think about boosting his ego on FH to the point where he's starting to become smug chris, and then just swipe it all from under him? It's just a dumb thought from out of the blue after reading DJYellow's comment on the Hatena page, but it all seems rather devious. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 21:42, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
:Looking at this, I have to say that it would be difficult. Chris has shown an abnormal resilience to psychological damage in the past. He didn't care when his gal-pals "died" or were raped, he barely cared when Liquid married Casey, and he has shown no real care for other relations he's had online, such as for Regina or other people he's talked with by email. If you were to get him to smugness, it would take a lot more than just saying "lol i dont like you" for him to pay attention. It's much easier to let him hurt himself through his own ignorance and stupidity than to try to take him down alone. If you can come up with a more specific way to do it, I'm sure people will be interested in discussing it, but I promise you it wouldn't be easy. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:54, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
:: I'm not talking about just having a fan say "I don't like you", my friend. Unless I am misinterpreting what he said, DJYellow is a mod on flipnote hatena (Please correct me if I'm wrong on this, because otherwise I'll feel like more of an idiot than I alread do.) We all know he gets very depressed when something is taken from him, like a youtube account, or a PSN, for example...So, he has tons of adoring fans on Flipnote Hatena, when suddenly, he's banned from it. How do you think that would make him feel? [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 21:58, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
:::An important thing to note is that absolutely everyone is important everywhere if you take what they say at face value. As far as I can tell, [http://flipnote.hatena.com/ch/11538353117452203795 DJYellow has a minor Flipnote account which has had no real love, and he is not an admin.] It seems that, because the number of stars given to his flipnotes is about 5x as large as the number of views they've had, he's been giving himself a lot of love and is just seeking more attention here.
:::Looking at how Chris reacted when he lost his pride and joy, the CWCipedia, which culminated in a single video worth of stuff, I don't think he'd go into a major depression over the loss of his Flipnote profile. A normal person would see that they were losing everything they touched, and would probably get upset over it, but Chris [[Jerk|has]] [[Monthly Tugboat|always]] [[Jerkop|looked]] [[Chris and his Ego|at]] [[Chris and Psychology|the]] [[Adam Stackhouse|world]] [[Miyamoto|this]] [[Liquid|way]], and so to him this is just typical life and there's no saying if it would affect him at all. Not saying don't go ahead, but again, knocking him down a few pegs is something history has proven is usually best left to Chris himself. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 22:12, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

== Something I Just Realized ==

Since you're somehow on Chris's good side, why not continue your plan to the point where you can acquire his email and get him to use AIM or Yahoo! Messenger? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 17:21, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:Actually, because I can't use either of those things. My parents are very strict about what I download because they're very paranoid about viruses. So...at most, Skype or Steam. And if he tried to find my steam account, he would find not only quite a bit of my personal info (including the fact that I have a boyfriend...) which would ruin everything...

I do have a Yahoo email though, so I might at least be able to get him to talk to me through that. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 17:32, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:If you're actually going to get in touch with Chris (Something I'm not about to recommend) the very least you should do is create E-mail addresses, Skype accounts, profiles, ect that have none of your personal information on them. For god's sake, don't give him anything real.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:06, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
::What's funny is that it's very hard to tell what is 'real' with me...Only my steam account holds my real name, and everything else normally holds some sort of alias I've come up with over the years. Even if I do talk to Chris, everything he 'knows' about me will end up being information from someone completely non-existant.

Makes me tempted to try something I did on Runescape back when I was just an idiot...hm.[[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 18:14, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

#What did you try on Runescape?
#Holy shit, you played Runescape?! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:19, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
**I played runescape for a while many years ago, and then I turned it into a bot account which is still going due to Jagex's shitty bot detection system. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 18:24, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

:One, I went to popular clan chats and told people that I was an actual anthropomorphic fox, as in, an actual, real furry. It worked surprisingly well, there are people from that who are still friends with me to this day, who don't really know I was trolling them. I find it ironic though that it was the kids who would accuse me of lying and the adults who actually believed me. I want to see if this scheme would work on Chris, especially because the name I am using right now is the same name I used back then.

:Two, I was thirteen at the time, and yes, I know I'll never live it down. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 18:28, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

::It doesn't surprise me the adults believed you more than the kids. It's actually quite pathetic. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:32, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

:::It's worse that my proof was just an really small crop of a Zen drawing. The kids saw it as a cartoon, the adults just saw it as a "blurry photo". But, that's off topic. The question is, do you think Chris would fall for this?
::::Probably. I remind you that this is a man who believes he can recycle his semen by drinking it. He'll fall for anything. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:38, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
::::It's speculated that he things cartoon people are real. If you execute it right, it just may work. I suggest you find some way to explain why furries don't show themselves more in real life or something. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:39, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::I actually did that on Runescape. Apparently, there's a conspiracy theory in the government to keep furries secret, as regular people would not be accepting of them. I would use the story of the werewolf as evidence of this. It would normally work. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 18:48, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::Then let the hilarity begin! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:46, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
::No. Chris is retarded, but he isn't that retarded. It won't work. --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 19:26, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

'Tis okay, I'm planning on using it as more of an afterthought than a troll plot, I first have to establish connection with him before I start really making any plans of what to do with it. Get on talking terms, then determine what to say. If the opportunity arises, of course, and he tries to get to know me more personally, I shall use this as my backstory. It seems to have worked on normal and intelligent people in the past, so we'll see what I can do with a delusional crazy person. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 19:32, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== Uh-oh... ==

I've been revealed in the comments, it seems. Well, it was fun while it lasted, and unless I can come up with a good argument to prove otherwise before Chris goes to look, I'm kinda screwed.

At the very least, thanks for playing with me while it lasted, it was quite fun :P [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 20:37, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

Hm...It appears to be crisis averted, the flipnote with the comment was deleted, so Chris may never see it. Anyways, it's time to stop messing around for right now as my parents need me, I shall be back in two hours to continue my patrolling of the flipnote comments, and I hope to see you all soon. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 23:01, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:Nice job on today's performance. Did excellent during the vuvuzela part. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 23:07, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
::Thanks! You did well too, As did the others who participated...Troll-chan was a bit rude though, revealing me on the Cwcki, but it was all in good fun so it's not that big of a deal. Anyways, going to be going back to Hatena right now, if you're willing to join me in more fun. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:00, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
:::At the very least he believes you are a girl and fan since he gave you a shoutout in the latest flipnote. I say keep going! Maybe you can be his next boyfriend-free girl. [[User:Xynar|Xynar]] 02:33, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

==Sakura's poem==

Is there any way we can help Chris find that SakuraBlossom chick's poem? She got a shout out too, which was neat. Just FYI, who she is should be relatively easy to find out by looking at this page, and her full name is Anne Hiro. (say it out loud if you don't get it)--[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:11, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

:Okay, so Chris purged all the comments from every flipnote, except for Sakura's poem on the Cheesey one. Seems she's gotten herself a DSi now and made some flipnotes here: http://flipnote.hatena.com/9C6792D0F3618798@DSi/ .

== SUMMERS! ==
I gotta go home now. I'll be a good five minutes. Breadgod's taking a shit right now, so I'll need you to hold the fort. I think JESUS had a heart attack at the keyboard and died, or I hope anyway. Still though, i'll need someone to watch recent changes in case he raises himself from the dead. Can you cover for me? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:01, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

I shall try! Chris just reenabled comments on Flipnote as well, so it appears I'll be quite busy.

TO ARMS! [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 20:03, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

== Whoa...Wait a minute! ==

Did anyone else notice that all three of us had to use the restroom right after each other?
I think this may be a divine sign or something, or it's just me.
Anyways, Lime banned the jackass, and now we appear to be safe. So it appears it's time to see what I can do in the flipnote comments. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 20:16, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

Ah, it's good to be back...The fresh stale air, the smell of soda cans all around me, and people calling me a troll on Flipnote. This is a good day.

Anyways, just saying, I am back now, if there's anything I can help with. For the most part, I'll just be doing stuff on Hatena (I would like to know, by the way, who certain people are. I don't want to offend anyone in the comments with my little charade.) I'll try to be here and on Hatena as often as I can, and I hope to get some results and see you all soon! [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 13:31, 4 August 2010 (PDT)

== A Short, Sweet Reminder. ==

I am not Chris. I do not pretend to be Chris, even though I use his manner of typing sometimes. This is so that he will identify with me. Please do not spread word that I am a sockpuppet of Chris, nor edit pages to tell people that I am Chris, because I simply am not.

Thank you for reading this stupid reminder which has been placed here due to my noticing that people seem to think I am Chris.

Which is False.

Also, if people wouldn't mind. I would appreciate some help in the Flipnote comments. It is rather lonely in there, I think, and the company would be quite Enjoyable. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 14:43, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
:My bad. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 15:18, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
Hi Summers, I'm pretty sure Chris isn't reading the flipnote comments anymore. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 16:24, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
::Yeah, so am I, albeit it is kinda fun to see what I can get out of the people who come by from time to time, and there's always the off chance that he IS paying attention.

Consider me a stupid source of lulz until Chris does something more notable, if you want someone stupid to mess with, I'm almost always on hatena, and Steam. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 18:10, 8 August 2010 (PDT)

User talk:Msummers

2010-08-10T15:52:03Z

Msummers: Archiving.

User talk:Msummers

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Msummers:

Why do people pay attention to me?
:Dude, just make an archive. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 20:31, 9 August 2010 (PDT)
::Sounds like a good idea, no idea how to do that though, which is kinda sad. Thank you though. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 08:38, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Flipnote Hatena

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Msummers: /* Sock-puppet Accounts */ editing my post

{{Not A Forum}}
Get all of chris's comments, save his flipnote bullshit creations

and uh

yeah. he favorited over 71 PAGES OF THESE FUCKING THINGS

[[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:42, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:Archive of comments in progress. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:13, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016
Fuck, he knows we filmed him. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:17, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
*By the way, it's page 22 of the comments.
:I disagree. This is not conclusive confirmation that he was aware of people filming him. He could easily be referring to previous times where people have witnessed him out and about (like the Michael Snyder incident). He may have suspected people were following him about there but we don't know if he was aware for sure. I sense we may get a new video soon. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:22, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

:*At least he didn't comment on all of them. I'm thinking get screencaps of everything he commented on and save his comments?
:* I've saved all his comment images and plan on uploading them shortly. I would guess we can just link what the image is replaying to in the gallery captions. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:35, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:* Uploaded - I had to change the format from the source GIFs since they don't play nicely with galleries. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:09, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
== jesus fffffffff ==
Chris has favorited over 2000 of these things. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 23:45, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
*:Yeah, I'm not about to list those. It's pretty obvious he just hits favorite on everything he moderately likes. Still I guess I could skim them to see if any TRUE AND HONEST Sonichu fanart is in there.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:52, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

== Holy mother of fuck, hahaha! ==

God, it's like this is all he did yesterday besides pretend the party was some kind of slo-mo rave to get underage girls at! --[[User:Eniggy|Enig-HAHAH]] 00:31, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Uh, hm. Yes, that is what happened. Thanks. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:33, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Chris has no hope of getting back to a normal life. The trolls are going to follow him and torment him until the day he dies, and he's unable to do a thing about it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 00:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

^ *Insert requiem for a dream music*--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 01:21, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Chris could very easily get back to a normal net life. The problem is, he can't help but be Chris. If he would stop signing everything and talking about himself in every post, he'd just be another guy on a forum. If you'll notice, most of his posts are either unfunny random humor that would be loss in the morass of the same or him shilling his custom content. Cut out the second and he'd fit right in. He'll never resist yelling about his Sonichu modkingdom or whatever custom thing he makes next because he's an idiot. On another note, Chris thinks that negative tone = lie given one of his quotes. I mean, no matter what sort of spin we put on it, that video of him humping a blow-up doll exists, no? --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 01:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Chris doesn't seem to consider negative tone=lie. Rather, this is just an example of his tardlogic. When he says "EVERYTHING OUTSIDE THE PRE-HACKED CWCIPEDIA, MY OKCUPID PROFILE, AND MY YOUTUBE ACCOUNT IS A LIE", he expects everyone to simply ignore everything that is not on one of the sites.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:11, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
[[File:Troll Rage (Obama-style).PNG]] All five parts of it. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:38, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Sheep, man, you got this all wrong. Chris logic isn't as complex as 'negative tone = lie'. It's even more simple than that. It's 'something he disagrees with = lie'. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:05, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

And on a seperate note: Damn. You guys move fucking fast. How the hell do trolls find shit like this? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:08, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Don't tell Chris but there's a bug in his DSi. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:09, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::If that's true then DAMN does Clyde have moles in Sony ''and'' Nintendo?? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:13, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Clyde secretly is the real Shigeru Miyamoto. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:15, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

I have to agree with OFSheep, the problem with Chris is that he wants attention, and he has to PUT SONICHU EVERYWHERE, and stuff his ego into every orifice.
He will always have the unwanted attention, until he learns to stop attracting it. but he can't do that, just like chris will stop being called gay when he stops denying it by dressing up like a homo [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 18:13, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

==Animation==
A crappy animation was just posted on Chris's FH profile, though it could be the work of trolls, so someone with more behind the scenes information should add this.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 17:38, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
*Wow, that's something an eight year old whose parents buy him twelve iPhones a year could do in a minute. I'm still waiting for Bob to finally ban him from the computer and the DSi. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:14, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
[[File:UltimateNightmareFlipnote.png|thumb|Just kinda weird, really.]]
::I dunno. It's crappy enough to be a Chris-Chan creation, but it seems like it's a step above him all the same. The whole "Really slow guy with annoying beep" is something Chris would probably consider a nightmare, sure, but I don't get why he would make this.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:51, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
::Fuck it, adding now.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:55, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
:: I'd say it's the work of trolls, compare the handwritting with the others, besides, the guy is standing on straight lines, an impossible feat for chris, and the video description is too elaborate to be chris's.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 20:01, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
*cries a bit* This is the most beautiful thing ever.... [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]
::: Do you think the trolls managed to hack into Chris's Flipnote Hatena account? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:09, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: unless someone stole his DSi, this is chris. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:09, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
Holy fucking shit this is creepy. [[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 14:35, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
*Chris's autism just evolved to Ulillillia's level. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:22, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:*I don't really think they're even close to eachother. Uilillillia's crazy, but he's the innocent sort of crazy.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:35, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::Yes, but this just the kind of animation Ulillillia would make. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 21:39, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Not nearly enough parallax or supernaturality to be an Ulillillia animation. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 22:21, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
*Does this remind anyone else of that Suicide Mouse video that /x/ put out there a while ago? Same concept, a thing walking on a loop with a weird, repetitive noise in the background. Except this is shitty and not creepy like the other one. ([[User:KingoftheJuice|KingoftheJuice]] 19:07, 22 June 2010 (UTC))
:*this one is also creepy, but mostly because of the annoying beep and emptyness.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 20:19, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:**It's like David Lynch minus the artistic integrity/batshit insanity/baby puppet apparently made from a cow fetus. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 22:21, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

==CWC Got Told==

[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D6047619382_000#535E907031CED2BB-c11539868617741172339 Comment #8] by Foxstar(id: Rashala) "Please do not post on my channel ever again". I'm looking to see what I can find that would cause him/her to say this. Anyone know?
:Nothing by foxstar is on Chris's comment list and I'm not about to go through a 3 pages and god only knows how many comments of furfag content trying to find a Chris comment that might not even exist. It's probably just some faggot begging for attention.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:29, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::Because Chris linked his stupid video to her 4chan channel which has nothing to do with the ACTUAL 4chan since chris is a lazy so...yeah. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 15:38, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

== "Bill for Anti-Internet Bad Mouthing Campaign" ==

The "Bill" part of that just hit me. Chris wants to make talking bad about people on the internet illegal. Again.

I don't think it would be unreasonable to believe that he's gonna bring up this idea again sooner rather than later. If he does, new content for Chris and law.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:38, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

*Not only did that suck, but it was also just a quick mod to the original, much like Youtube Poops, which are still funnier than anything he's ever done. Also, [http://chrisisagaytrucker.ytmnd.com the GIF got YTMND'd.] --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 00:38, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

The really sad thing is, once again, the actual message goes completely over his head. The song basically says if you get trolled, you brought it upon yourself for being a naive retard. It's about personal responsibility, a concept alien and threatening to Chris. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 02:18, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

:Well I guess his "Internet Bad Mouthing Campaign" against the evil Mary Lee Walsh, this greedy Micheal Snyder, etc, doesn't count. He's above the law after all, of course. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 03:48, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

== New Flipnote Animation - "HippoOnYourHead" ==

Chris uploaded more random access humor on the flipnote, as evidenced [http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D7F00037B5A_000?in=user|here]http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Flipnote_Hatena&action=edit&section=6

He seems to be trying to garner ratings with his little plea at the end.
[[User:ScottBNickles|ScottBNickles]] 16:51, 24 June 2010 (UTC)ScottBNickles
:lolwut?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 16:55, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:<s>What does that message in the end mean? "Please add one green or a bunch of yellow" is that more RAH?</s> Disregard that, now i understand what it means.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 17:01, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::Where did he get "Buck Williams" from? [[User:ScottBNickles|ScottBNickles]] 17:14, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::A quick google search shows that buck williams is a basketball player and character from the Left Behind books. knowing chris' readin habits, i suppose he refers to the former.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 17:34, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::::I'm still wondering what inspired the hippo part and the letter. Possible ripoff of things he's seen on the internet or Flipnote Hanata? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:05, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::[[Random-access humor]] He's been using the phrase for YEARS. he can't even have new original random access humor. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 18:19, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::I knew about that, but I have a feeling I've heard the hippo part somewhere before. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:27, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::Regina E-mails. She actually calls him out on it, but he just sort of blows her off.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:05, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::: @Eniggy Maybe Hungry Hungry Hippoes? [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
:::::::::Nah, never had one as a kid, but my memory is thinking it has to do with the internet. Then again, my brain's probably skewered the memory I had of it now, so I've probably forgotten and confused enough of it that I'll probably never figure out where I heard it from. Oh, well, that's life, I guess. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:23, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Did Chris actually draw this? Cuz that animation is kinda...good [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 03:54, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:Yes, but it looks like frames drawn in MS Paint. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 03:56, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

::Fuck,if Chris spent all the time he wasted on Sonichu doing shit like this he might actually have accomplished anything. I mean, it's not really anything of any quality but considering this is Chris, it's the motherfucking Mona Lisa. I mean...it actually looks like it was drawn by someone over six...-[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 04:01, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Additionally, the handwriting shown in the letter(Dear Sir blah blah) is actually kinda neat. Comparing that to Chris's usual handwriting which looks like he stuck a pencil up his ass and made like a dog with worms just makes me more skeptical as to whether this was done by Chris -[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 04:07, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Much like that stop-motion lego race video he made, if a Gameboy is his medium, he's a passable artist. What he fails at is sculpture, illustration, and singing/song writing. Too bad he's convinced himself he's a savant in all those things. --{User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 04:10, 25 June 2010(UTC)
:::Personally, I'm giving it two days until we discover where he ripped that off from or which troll made it for him. Chris can't write like a normal human being. Period. -[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 04:18, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: Someone needs to make ripoffs of these, claim they're originals, and then accuse Chris of copying. And then an army of trolls needs to back the ripoffs up as the 'True and Honest' originals. -[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 04:30, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::::: It won't work. These things have upload dates on them. Our supposed originals would be uploaded later and would show it. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 12:48, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

== Youtube mirrors? ==

Chris's first two flipnotes could be summed up with a single screencap, and the troll song was just Chris vandalizing a few frames, but if the hippo thing is any indication, Chris has turned to his DS for all his fame-whore needs. It would be much easier to display this stuff if we could just compile them into youtube videos. Is it even possible to save these things?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:44, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:Here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oME_VeGVZo .--[[User:J0haely|J0haely]]19:13, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::brb making YouTube Poop of it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:03, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Awesome job with the videos, but I guess we need some new templates for Chris's animations. It seems to me that we'll be getting these instead of new videos for the immediate future.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:06, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: Cool, but can you make one of the 8-Bit video? --[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 6:11 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::<s>The original 8-bit or chris's plagiarism?</s> Disregard that. here's the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIHni4FDTK4 [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 12:23, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

== 8-Bit ==
Has anyone told this poor man that an autistic manchild has bastardized his animation and used it in his own war against trolls? He should be given a link to the CWCki at the very least. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:42, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:I started an account to post on all his things, so I or Beat or someone else might have to do this.

EDIT: Just told 8-Bit in a post with a link to this article and the CWCki. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 22:29, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

:Good man! If we're lucky then this 8-Bit guy might be able to give us his say. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:49, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

::Especially since Chris is exactly the kind of person he's making fun of in his Don'tGetTrolled animation. [[User:Sakanz|Sakanz]] 06:47, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== More Random Access Humor ==

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D8A92F380B0_002?in=user

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D8A97E15FBC_002?in=user

God, I can't understand what the fuck he's saying any of these. --[[User:MonkeySorski|MonkeySorski]] 15:34, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:I can tell you one thing... the "why'd you hit me" gag is from Drake and Josh. Moar plagiarizing! -[[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 19:39, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

::I'm pretty sure the whole thing is plagiarized --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 20:34, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Yep, he ripped off the late Charles M. Schlutz by stealing material from Peanuts. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:26, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
::::It's stolen verbatim: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHDnc19mHv0 --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 02:28, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

:Shouldn't Random Humor 1 and 2 be on the same page, since they are a continuation form each other.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:54, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== The Summer person from CWC's comments on videos= CWC Ego Boosting Account? ==
I was trolling as an impostor Chris (TRUE_and_HONEST_Chris) to see if he reacted, but someone else did. Here's what "Summers3594" did because of it:

"I Don't Have TIME FOR YOUR SLANDEROUS ACCUSATIONS AND MISINFORMING! I Shall Be Off Now!

I'll Return When Things Have Calmed Down!...And When My Dad Lets Me! "

"I AM NOT TRYING TO BE YOU!!!! Where do YOU get the idea that I am trying to be the GREATEST HIGH FUNCTIONING AUTISTIC EVER? "

"I AM NOT CHRIS! NOR AM I TRYING TO BE THE TRUE AND HONEST CWCVILLE! I am ONLY ensuring that HIS GOOD NAME not be TARNISHED by NAIVE TROLLS like YOU!"

Also, "Summers" has done no uploads and their favorites( http://ugomemo.hatena.ne.jp/Summers3594/following ) are pretty similar to the ones Chris favorited. That, and there's a big love for Family Guy, one of Chris's favorite shows. That, and there's an obvious lack of intelligence, but some things show through that show signs of being on our side.

So, is it a fellow troll, or a second account for Chris to boost his ego with? You decide. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 05:06, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
:I'd go with troll, but let's see how this plays out. --This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 05:24, 27 June 2010 (UTC). Thanks for reading!
::Troll, Chris is too stupid to even think about making a sockpuppet. -- [[User:MonkeySorski|MonkeySorski]] 05:29, 27 June 2010 (UTC).
:::Adam Stackhouse saga anyone? --[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 05:38, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
::::The summers person made an account yesterday. [[User_talk:Msummers|He/She says it's a troll scheme.]] [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 12:10, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::Summers3594 here, this is a fellow troll, albeit, my scheme is more making him think that he has real fans to make him more confident in himself, rather than do something negative to him. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:37, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::Mine's designed to play the part of a fan so jealous he goes out of his way to impersonate Chris, but with many flaws, as most internet impersonators are. This is done to confuse Chris, which could possibly help with your plan. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 02:27, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
== Another new Flipnote. ==

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DA28892A0A2_001?in=user
:Apparently, Christian's trying to make a good name for himself on Flipnote now, not sure how people will react, excited to see though. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:43, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
::Flipnote 404ing for me as of 9:31 PM CST. Must be having server issues. Also, main link redirects to a Wikimedia page. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 02:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

== Info About Stars ==
For those of you who don't know Flipnote Hatena's Star system, here is how it works. Just like the five star, 10/10, and thumbs up/down are part of the rating system, so too are stars. If a user sees an animation he or she likes, that person has the option of giving gold, green, red, and blue stars. Users have unlimited gold stars to give but will have to pay money in order to give other colored stars. Green being the cheapest to buy while red being the most expensive to buy. Users can also pay to obtain boxes that contain stars, from 4.99 USD to a whooping 99.99 USD. Users can give themselves unlimited stars and start their account out with three green stars. It's no wonder why our fellow autistic has so many stars.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 06:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*Wow, that IS interesting. I also noticed that he has a Plus account, which is supposed to give him a few extra bonuses, but by the looks of it, he has to pay a monthly fee for it. I guess we'll hafta see if he keeps it come next month!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:51, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

*On a side note, users who gave stars can also take those stars away, causing an immense lowering of one's [[heart level]].--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 07:01, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

:*Actually, Chris's Plus Account is free for one month and is then deactivated. After that, you have to pay for it. If one could get Chris to pay for it, well, sucks for Chris. Of course, Chris will pay for it anyways.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 07:01, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

== The Offical Sonichu Channel ==
I just added my Sonichu Channel I made to the External Links selection of the article, so all you trolls with a DSI should start submitting Sonichu bashing Flipnotes on my Channel so Chris could notice.--[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]]
:I'm buying a DSi XL this week (bigger screen, easier drawing) so I might have to jump on this bandwagon. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:02, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
:That's super duper, true and honest, and pretty convenient of you, Djyellow. Thanks!--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 19:25, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

== He's Blocking Posters ==
Just discovered I got blocked from posting on his things, so I started a temporary one (Jimithan_T_Hill_101) to put up fake legal notices on his things to scare him, due to him being dumb enough to believe these things. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 20:20, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*I just checked the "Blocking Users" setting of Flipnote Hatena, and he can block only nine users. SUCKS FOR HIM.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 20:35, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
**It'll be interesting to see how that ends up turning out, since it's not going to be long before more than 9 people are down his throat. Also, I checked on the 'mail' thing in the FAQ, it appears that the messaging service is unavailable outside of Japan, so anyone wanting to privately message him will have to coerce him into giving his email address or getting some sort of messaging program. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 20:58, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
***So far, two of my accounts have been blocked by him. If I keep it up, with help from others, we may be able to flood Chris's posting controls beyond the nine person limit, leaving him to embarrass himself on Flipnote Wapanesena. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 04:17, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== Reporting Chris==
If you want a moderator like me to Report Chris, just tell me some shit he did on Hatena and I'll be on my way. --[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]]
*Would that be a good idea though? Some of us are here to increase his ego so he'll return to the scene with a bit more lul-worthy antics, however, in the case that doesn't work, a kick in the ass to get him off hatena and back on youtube might be needed. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 21:09, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*Might not be a good idea to increase his ego you know? Many inculding me are not very fond of Smuggy Chris at all. besides for reporting him, what I think we should do is start advertising my Sonichu Channel in his comments page so he can soon find out about it and see it is full of Sonichu Parodies and hopefully set him off. Though, I;m just a Idiot,--[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]]
**I'm getting a hang of this "not a forum" thing, so let me refer you to the box at the top. However, while we're on the topic, find me anyone other than you who doesn't like Smug Chris. I personally like it because it makes him confident, which leads him to do something incredibly stupid, which then leads to a downward spiral of Stress. Others I'm sure like him because they love to spread happiness and autistic sunshine throughout the world. However, there's no real reason to dislike it, unless you disagree with me and thus are wrong. We need results somehow. Smug Chris always ends in a result. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:27, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
***Results are good. Smug Chris is not. Smug Chris's downfall into Emo Chris is good because he is no longer smug. Smug Chris just frustrates me because I don't have magic powers, and thus can't reach through the screen and punch the motherfucker. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
****Notice that including real-life info, including your real name, in an animation is against the ToU and grounds for your animation being taken down. All we need to do is report his submissions for breaking the ToU because they all include his real name, and we're golden! --[[User:JM1987|JM1987]] 15:29, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
****And I just got his "Women Only" video removed by reporting that it had his name in it and was trying to get personal details from other members. Shows that it works, and we can fuck with him --[[User:JM1987|JM1987]] 15:00, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

== Page split ==

It might be worth splitting "Chris's entries" into a separate page, perhaps [[List of Chris's Flipnote Hatena submissions]] or something like that since he's going to have quite a few. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:00, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
*I'm on it, boss.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:14, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== Oh, dear lord. ==

[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DB382BE63AA_004?in=user AAAGH MY EYES IT'S BLINDED ME] --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 16:58, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DB5581BF274_002?in=user Oh shit, he posted it again.] --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:14, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== Sequel to the Tagged Flipnote ==

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DB81F1E5674_005?in=user

Chris appears to have made a second 'tagged' flipnote. This time for everyone who he thinks deserves a 'smile and a happy thought', titled "for women only". Looks like he's continuing his sweetheart search even on Flipnote. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:48, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

==OH SHIT YOU GUYS==
http://ugomemo.hatena.ne.jp/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DBF8CE838FE_002 -[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 21:31, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
*What? That link just brings up a 404 error. --[[User:JM1987|JM1987]] 13:29, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== Plus status gone? ==
Have you noticed Chris's plus status is gone? It hasn't been a month. I think Chris got it taken away! Maybe even worse ahahuaheauheuah [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:00, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:I think he got banned! His user id is missing, the tabs for starred, comments are gone as well and they're starting to take his Flipnotes down!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:08, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::Okay, hate to be a post fag here, if there is one, but I did a double-check - Chris's user id is still active and still has plus. They might have shut down that page.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:14, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Yeah, I think something happened. damn me being on an airplane to not find out. Something is up though. I go through id Chris-chan and I can find his flipnotes but nothing else. I go to ID Sonichu and I can find his favorites... hm... [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:22, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::::I just hope we get a rage video out of this. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 00:29, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
Yes, Chris has been Temp banned on all Hatena related services.
--[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 00:38, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:Can anyone say "Captain's Log tonight or tomorrow"? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 00:57, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::Dj, when you say 'temp banned', how long do you mean? A few days? Or a few WEEKS? [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:00, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
A week at most. --[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 01:04, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:Hm...Considering who we're talking about, I believe a reaction will occur within the next two days. It will be big, it will be brutal, and it will be...hilarious. Question is, what to do when he gets his flipnote back? [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:06, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::I'm not sure if the mods banned him for a week, but I put that on the tracker until we get an exact estimate. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:08, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
Forgive me for making a mistake, but I just chatted with one of the higher ups at hatena and his ID is not banned. However, his DSi's access to Flipnote Hatena and ability to upload flipnotes is banned for life. --[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 01:13, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:Oh shit, that's sure to infuriate him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 01:14, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::That's actually better than a week's ban! Either he's going to buy another DS, or he's going to release a video depicting Shigeru Miyamoto as Michael Snyder. I still give him two days. Thank you for the info DJ! [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:19, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Just you wait and see. Chris will buy another DSi with his tugboat and somehow figure out how to change his house's router's address and come back in full RAAAAAGE. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:44, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:::: Well, his only other source for him to communicate with the internet has been banned. Either he's going to openly defy Rocky, or he's going to go bawwwing to her and she'll scold him for not staying offline. The end result: Hilarity will ensue, one way or another --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 03:05, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

Not sure where to put this email but...I thought it might belong on this page.

Hatena Customer Support
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Hello,

This is Hatena Customer Support. Thank you for your email.
Please accept my apologies for the delay in getting back to you.

We investigated the posts by the user you specified shortly after receving your email and have already taken some administrative action.

In the future, please report inappropriate Flipnote or comments posted both from the PC or from the Nintendo DSi by doing the followig:

From the website:

To report inappropriate comments on a specific Flipnote, first click on the "Report inappropriate content" on the page of the Flipnote where the comments you want to report appear. On the following page, click on the green "Comments" tab that appears and select the comments that you wish to report.

From the Nintendo DSi:

Tap on "Help" from the top menu of Flipnote Hatena. Scroll down to the "Help Center" and read the section "How to report an inappropriate comment".

We also recommend that you block comments by any users you are having problems with. For more details please see the URL below:
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If you have any further questions please let us know, and thank you for helping to keep Flipnote Hatena a safe place for everyone.

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On Fri, Jul 2, 2010 at 8:07 AM, <contact-form@flipnote.hatena.com> wrote:

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Hello. I have a 10 year old daughter who recently came to me and stated that a nearly 30 year old man using this website was stalking her and making inappropriate and suggestive comments towards her, such as saying she is "cute" with a "cute voice" and wishing she lived closer. This is appauling and I demand this user be removed. His name is chris chan or Sonichu or some such nonsense. I will be reporting him to local authorities for being a child predator and I demand he be removed from your site. I have looked over his comments to others on this site and he is doing the exact same thing. This is sick.

--[[User:Frozenblwf|Damn dirty troll]] 00:16, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

==Making Articles Agree==
Chris's flipnotes were removed because of his signature. Posting your real name is against the rules. Look at the removed flipnotes and the five that remain on his account. The survivors only get a C.W.C. at most, while each removed one has the whole "Christian W. Chandler." ''An Old Classic Dream'' is the only exception, being porn and all, but I'm guessing it was the first to be reported and thus was the first the mods noticed. Many articles state they were removed for "copyright violations" when no such restrictions exist on Flipnote Hatena. I've seen music from major labels and Family Guy sketches on there with no problem.

I'm going to clean up some articles that have that incorrect reason. I figured I'd state why I am here. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 12:43, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

==July 24==
Chris re-uploaded every one of his flipnotes except Tagged Flipnote, Edit Me, For Women Only, and My apologies. Looks like he might have bought a new DSi.--[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 04:43, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:Looks like he just got his monthly tugboat. He never learns, does he? I have also noticed that he disabled commenting on these flipnotes. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:53, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:How much longer until second bannination? BTW, his own creations may be locked from commenting... but NOT the Flipnotes on which he has commented, hint hint. Also, a cue to our resident cherry flower to start making "I heart Sonichu" flipnotes again... --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 05:04, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:*I wish we knew more about this SakuraBlossom chick. But I agree, SeventhBase, if she did somehow find out Chris was back, I'm sure she'd start posting more FlipNotes immediately. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 05:46, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
::I'm under the impression that she's some sort of troll trolling trolls. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 16:57, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
Oh dear god, not this again. Chrissy, when will you learn?--[[User:MEANWHILE|MEANWHILE]] 05:35, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:To be fair, he's probably also trading Pokemon with himself. Still, the idea he would go this far out of his way to upload his stupid shitty animations is pretty depressing.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:06, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:Let's count shall we? He's obviously has the first model for the DS, then he bought a DS lite, then he bought 2 DSi, and soon he'll buy the 3DS when its released. Chris will be the owner of 5 DS if he is really as predictable.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 16:43, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
*Now I have to wonder - does he have a second DSi or does he have that DSi XL or whatever the bigger DSi is? My guess is that he has the newer model DSi, thus Chris is gearing up to have all of those DS.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 18:06, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
Well, already a few of his Flipnotes have been removed from viewing on the Nintendo DSI and are being checked. --[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 22:46, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:And he's reuploaded them AGAIN. Jesus, how many times is it going to take for him to realize he's doing something wrong? Or does he just plan on buying a new DS every month for a week (or less) of trying to get underaged girls?--[[User:Straw|Straw]] 03:07, 27 July 2010 (UTC)
::At first I thought maybe he's still in the dark why his Flipnotes keep disappearing. Often mods will remove content from sites without notifying the offending user. And with Chris' history of trolls hacking into his accounts and messing with shit, it's not a unlikely conclusion to jump to. Then I remembered he made a Flipnote directed towards to mods to stop deleting his submissions. Now I'm wondering if he's made any attempt to contact the mods and ''ask why'' they're removing everything. Probably not, Chris lacks any deductive or inquisitive qualities and sticks with the first assumption that pops into his head. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 03:33, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

==Do the "Tugboat Template" fits here?==
I wonder about something for a while; Chris had to use another Nintendo DSi to evade the hardware ban. Since he's most likely brought himself a new one, do this qualify as an expanse made by the taxpayer via the tugboat? If yes, do the tugboat template fits at the top of this article? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 20:04, 26 July 2010 (UTC)
*I think the link to the tugboat in the article suffices, the template would be confusing as to what exactly it is he bought until you read that part anyway -- [[User:Mexican|Mexican]] 00:23, 27 July 2010 (UTC)
**On the contrary, he set up his account free, and Flipnote Studio is free. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 01:08, 27 July 2010 (UTC)
**Yes, except his DSi was banned from the site, so we're assuming he bought a new DSi.--[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:56, 27 July 2010 (UTC)
***overuse of those got-dang oversized templates all over this wiki is lame imo -[[User:Beemunk|Beemunk]] 05:06, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

No. Make a DS page or something. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 09:06, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

==Sock-puppet Accounts==

Am I right in assuming these are against the sites policy as well? I hope the mod's can trace by IP, than Chris will really be fucked. --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 00:47, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

:Why would you hope for this? But well, I'd rather hope he could come back to dA. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 01:18, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

:Some of them are probably trolls, for all we know. But the fourth one is a [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar|strong candidate]] for being a CWCpuppet.--[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 03:06, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
::One more thing: I'm fairly sure the mods have his unique DS ID. That's how they banned the first one. If they were sockpuppets, then the mods would know immediately because he sent the stars from the same DS. I doubt he's clever enough to use multiple DS's to spam stars. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 03:13, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
:::This would be "clever"? --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 03:38, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
::::Remember, Chris doesn't have to have a DS to make new accounts - he can make them on the internet. To get the most of it, he'd need other DSes.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 03:40, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::Pardon, SoulofChaosAgentofLight would be me. I made the account to comment on his videos before I realized he'd disabled commenting, but I went ahead and starred up his creations just 'cause. Sorry for the confusion [[User:Draykon|Draykon]] 02:59, 31 July 2010 (UTC)
::::::My apologies, then. Probably looks like a bunch of trolls - especially the one who gave him 9001 stars.--[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 03:13, 1 August 2010 (UTC)

So I made a "nice" comment on Chrissy's Labyrinth video, and I recieved stars from a "CourtBranch14", who also gave stars to Chris's flipnotes.
Behold: http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DB7EE0F202A_000#CypherFDP-c11538374259003315775 The account is here: http://flipnote.hatena.com/CourtBranch14/following

Possible sockpuppet? - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 11:01, 9 August 2010 (PDT)

:::::::It's starting to really seem that way, if it is him, he's slipping up from time to time ( http://i36.tinypic.com/33cxf61.jpg ) and even deleting comments when he refers to himself as "I". Personally though, I wouldn't say whether or not it's him until there's either more proof that it IS Chris or the person (if a troll) creates an account on here to disprove it. Until then, all you can really do is keep an eye on it. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 18:41, 9 August 2010 (PDT)
::::::::This time, CourtBranch 14 responded to me. http://a.imageshack.us/img63/7632/ohchris.png Daw, I feel so appreciated. If it really is Chris, he's doing a shitty job of hiding his identity. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 20:03, 9 August 2010 (PDT)

==Flipnote Hatena Plus and comment enabling==
I just noticed a little badge next to Chris' username (his id was also changed from id:Sonichu to id:CitizenFlipNote) that indicates he paid for the "premium" service. For $32 a year he can have UNLIMITED favorite artists and can use COLORS when making comments! Holy shit! The only thing that might be of use to him is the option to see statistics for views. Just another way for him to stroke his ego.

Also, it seems he's re-enabled comments. Two people have already commented, and the comment box is shown on all his other Flipnotes. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:47, 3 August 2010 (PDT)

== Have the mods given up? ==

Does anyone know exactly why the mods aren't deleting his posts anymore? --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 18:10, 4 August 2010 (PDT)
* I think it's less of them giving up than some of the trolls finally getting it through their heads that flagging every one of his Flipnotes is counterproductive.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 19:59, 4 August 2010 (PDT)
** That was my second guess, but I figured that the GIFT being what it is then certain trolls wouldn't stop reporting them. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 22:03, 4 August 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Flipnote Hatena

2010-08-10T01:41:38Z

Msummers: /* Sock-puppet Accounts */

{{Not A Forum}}
Get all of chris's comments, save his flipnote bullshit creations

and uh

yeah. he favorited over 71 PAGES OF THESE FUCKING THINGS

[[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:42, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:Archive of comments in progress. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:13, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016
Fuck, he knows we filmed him. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:17, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
*By the way, it's page 22 of the comments.
:I disagree. This is not conclusive confirmation that he was aware of people filming him. He could easily be referring to previous times where people have witnessed him out and about (like the Michael Snyder incident). He may have suspected people were following him about there but we don't know if he was aware for sure. I sense we may get a new video soon. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:22, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

:*At least he didn't comment on all of them. I'm thinking get screencaps of everything he commented on and save his comments?
:* I've saved all his comment images and plan on uploading them shortly. I would guess we can just link what the image is replaying to in the gallery captions. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:35, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:* Uploaded - I had to change the format from the source GIFs since they don't play nicely with galleries. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:09, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
== jesus fffffffff ==
Chris has favorited over 2000 of these things. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 23:45, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
*:Yeah, I'm not about to list those. It's pretty obvious he just hits favorite on everything he moderately likes. Still I guess I could skim them to see if any TRUE AND HONEST Sonichu fanart is in there.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:52, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

== Holy mother of fuck, hahaha! ==

God, it's like this is all he did yesterday besides pretend the party was some kind of slo-mo rave to get underage girls at! --[[User:Eniggy|Enig-HAHAH]] 00:31, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Uh, hm. Yes, that is what happened. Thanks. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:33, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Chris has no hope of getting back to a normal life. The trolls are going to follow him and torment him until the day he dies, and he's unable to do a thing about it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 00:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

^ *Insert requiem for a dream music*--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 01:21, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Chris could very easily get back to a normal net life. The problem is, he can't help but be Chris. If he would stop signing everything and talking about himself in every post, he'd just be another guy on a forum. If you'll notice, most of his posts are either unfunny random humor that would be loss in the morass of the same or him shilling his custom content. Cut out the second and he'd fit right in. He'll never resist yelling about his Sonichu modkingdom or whatever custom thing he makes next because he's an idiot. On another note, Chris thinks that negative tone = lie given one of his quotes. I mean, no matter what sort of spin we put on it, that video of him humping a blow-up doll exists, no? --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 01:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Chris doesn't seem to consider negative tone=lie. Rather, this is just an example of his tardlogic. When he says "EVERYTHING OUTSIDE THE PRE-HACKED CWCIPEDIA, MY OKCUPID PROFILE, AND MY YOUTUBE ACCOUNT IS A LIE", he expects everyone to simply ignore everything that is not on one of the sites.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:11, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
[[File:Troll Rage (Obama-style).PNG]] All five parts of it. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:38, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Sheep, man, you got this all wrong. Chris logic isn't as complex as 'negative tone = lie'. It's even more simple than that. It's 'something he disagrees with = lie'. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:05, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

And on a seperate note: Damn. You guys move fucking fast. How the hell do trolls find shit like this? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:08, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Don't tell Chris but there's a bug in his DSi. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:09, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::If that's true then DAMN does Clyde have moles in Sony ''and'' Nintendo?? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:13, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Clyde secretly is the real Shigeru Miyamoto. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:15, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

I have to agree with OFSheep, the problem with Chris is that he wants attention, and he has to PUT SONICHU EVERYWHERE, and stuff his ego into every orifice.
He will always have the unwanted attention, until he learns to stop attracting it. but he can't do that, just like chris will stop being called gay when he stops denying it by dressing up like a homo [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 18:13, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

==Animation==
A crappy animation was just posted on Chris's FH profile, though it could be the work of trolls, so someone with more behind the scenes information should add this.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 17:38, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
*Wow, that's something an eight year old whose parents buy him twelve iPhones a year could do in a minute. I'm still waiting for Bob to finally ban him from the computer and the DSi. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:14, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
[[File:UltimateNightmareFlipnote.png|thumb|Just kinda weird, really.]]
::I dunno. It's crappy enough to be a Chris-Chan creation, but it seems like it's a step above him all the same. The whole "Really slow guy with annoying beep" is something Chris would probably consider a nightmare, sure, but I don't get why he would make this.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:51, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
::Fuck it, adding now.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:55, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
:: I'd say it's the work of trolls, compare the handwritting with the others, besides, the guy is standing on straight lines, an impossible feat for chris, and the video description is too elaborate to be chris's.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 20:01, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
*cries a bit* This is the most beautiful thing ever.... [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]
::: Do you think the trolls managed to hack into Chris's Flipnote Hatena account? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:09, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: unless someone stole his DSi, this is chris. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:09, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
Holy fucking shit this is creepy. [[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 14:35, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
*Chris's autism just evolved to Ulillillia's level. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:22, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:*I don't really think they're even close to eachother. Uilillillia's crazy, but he's the innocent sort of crazy.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:35, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::Yes, but this just the kind of animation Ulillillia would make. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 21:39, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Not nearly enough parallax or supernaturality to be an Ulillillia animation. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 22:21, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
*Does this remind anyone else of that Suicide Mouse video that /x/ put out there a while ago? Same concept, a thing walking on a loop with a weird, repetitive noise in the background. Except this is shitty and not creepy like the other one. ([[User:KingoftheJuice|KingoftheJuice]] 19:07, 22 June 2010 (UTC))
:*this one is also creepy, but mostly because of the annoying beep and emptyness.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 20:19, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:**It's like David Lynch minus the artistic integrity/batshit insanity/baby puppet apparently made from a cow fetus. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 22:21, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

==CWC Got Told==

[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D6047619382_000#535E907031CED2BB-c11539868617741172339 Comment #8] by Foxstar(id: Rashala) "Please do not post on my channel ever again". I'm looking to see what I can find that would cause him/her to say this. Anyone know?
:Nothing by foxstar is on Chris's comment list and I'm not about to go through a 3 pages and god only knows how many comments of furfag content trying to find a Chris comment that might not even exist. It's probably just some faggot begging for attention.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:29, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::Because Chris linked his stupid video to her 4chan channel which has nothing to do with the ACTUAL 4chan since chris is a lazy so...yeah. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 15:38, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

== "Bill for Anti-Internet Bad Mouthing Campaign" ==

The "Bill" part of that just hit me. Chris wants to make talking bad about people on the internet illegal. Again.

I don't think it would be unreasonable to believe that he's gonna bring up this idea again sooner rather than later. If he does, new content for Chris and law.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:38, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

*Not only did that suck, but it was also just a quick mod to the original, much like Youtube Poops, which are still funnier than anything he's ever done. Also, [http://chrisisagaytrucker.ytmnd.com the GIF got YTMND'd.] --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 00:38, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

The really sad thing is, once again, the actual message goes completely over his head. The song basically says if you get trolled, you brought it upon yourself for being a naive retard. It's about personal responsibility, a concept alien and threatening to Chris. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 02:18, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

:Well I guess his "Internet Bad Mouthing Campaign" against the evil Mary Lee Walsh, this greedy Micheal Snyder, etc, doesn't count. He's above the law after all, of course. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 03:48, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

== New Flipnote Animation - "HippoOnYourHead" ==

Chris uploaded more random access humor on the flipnote, as evidenced [http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D7F00037B5A_000?in=user|here]http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Flipnote_Hatena&action=edit&section=6

He seems to be trying to garner ratings with his little plea at the end.
[[User:ScottBNickles|ScottBNickles]] 16:51, 24 June 2010 (UTC)ScottBNickles
:lolwut?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 16:55, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:<s>What does that message in the end mean? "Please add one green or a bunch of yellow" is that more RAH?</s> Disregard that, now i understand what it means.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 17:01, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::Where did he get "Buck Williams" from? [[User:ScottBNickles|ScottBNickles]] 17:14, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::A quick google search shows that buck williams is a basketball player and character from the Left Behind books. knowing chris' readin habits, i suppose he refers to the former.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 17:34, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::::I'm still wondering what inspired the hippo part and the letter. Possible ripoff of things he's seen on the internet or Flipnote Hanata? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:05, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::[[Random-access humor]] He's been using the phrase for YEARS. he can't even have new original random access humor. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 18:19, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::I knew about that, but I have a feeling I've heard the hippo part somewhere before. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:27, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::Regina E-mails. She actually calls him out on it, but he just sort of blows her off.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:05, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::: @Eniggy Maybe Hungry Hungry Hippoes? [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
:::::::::Nah, never had one as a kid, but my memory is thinking it has to do with the internet. Then again, my brain's probably skewered the memory I had of it now, so I've probably forgotten and confused enough of it that I'll probably never figure out where I heard it from. Oh, well, that's life, I guess. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:23, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Did Chris actually draw this? Cuz that animation is kinda...good [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 03:54, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:Yes, but it looks like frames drawn in MS Paint. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 03:56, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

::Fuck,if Chris spent all the time he wasted on Sonichu doing shit like this he might actually have accomplished anything. I mean, it's not really anything of any quality but considering this is Chris, it's the motherfucking Mona Lisa. I mean...it actually looks like it was drawn by someone over six...-[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 04:01, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Additionally, the handwriting shown in the letter(Dear Sir blah blah) is actually kinda neat. Comparing that to Chris's usual handwriting which looks like he stuck a pencil up his ass and made like a dog with worms just makes me more skeptical as to whether this was done by Chris -[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 04:07, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Much like that stop-motion lego race video he made, if a Gameboy is his medium, he's a passable artist. What he fails at is sculpture, illustration, and singing/song writing. Too bad he's convinced himself he's a savant in all those things. --{User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 04:10, 25 June 2010(UTC)
:::Personally, I'm giving it two days until we discover where he ripped that off from or which troll made it for him. Chris can't write like a normal human being. Period. -[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 04:18, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: Someone needs to make ripoffs of these, claim they're originals, and then accuse Chris of copying. And then an army of trolls needs to back the ripoffs up as the 'True and Honest' originals. -[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 04:30, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::::: It won't work. These things have upload dates on them. Our supposed originals would be uploaded later and would show it. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 12:48, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

== Youtube mirrors? ==

Chris's first two flipnotes could be summed up with a single screencap, and the troll song was just Chris vandalizing a few frames, but if the hippo thing is any indication, Chris has turned to his DS for all his fame-whore needs. It would be much easier to display this stuff if we could just compile them into youtube videos. Is it even possible to save these things?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:44, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:Here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oME_VeGVZo .--[[User:J0haely|J0haely]]19:13, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::brb making YouTube Poop of it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:03, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Awesome job with the videos, but I guess we need some new templates for Chris's animations. It seems to me that we'll be getting these instead of new videos for the immediate future.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:06, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: Cool, but can you make one of the 8-Bit video? --[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 6:11 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::<s>The original 8-bit or chris's plagiarism?</s> Disregard that. here's the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIHni4FDTK4 [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 12:23, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

== 8-Bit ==
Has anyone told this poor man that an autistic manchild has bastardized his animation and used it in his own war against trolls? He should be given a link to the CWCki at the very least. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:42, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:I started an account to post on all his things, so I or Beat or someone else might have to do this.

EDIT: Just told 8-Bit in a post with a link to this article and the CWCki. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 22:29, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

:Good man! If we're lucky then this 8-Bit guy might be able to give us his say. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:49, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

::Especially since Chris is exactly the kind of person he's making fun of in his Don'tGetTrolled animation. [[User:Sakanz|Sakanz]] 06:47, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== More Random Access Humor ==

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D8A92F380B0_002?in=user

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D8A97E15FBC_002?in=user

God, I can't understand what the fuck he's saying any of these. --[[User:MonkeySorski|MonkeySorski]] 15:34, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:I can tell you one thing... the "why'd you hit me" gag is from Drake and Josh. Moar plagiarizing! -[[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 19:39, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

::I'm pretty sure the whole thing is plagiarized --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 20:34, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Yep, he ripped off the late Charles M. Schlutz by stealing material from Peanuts. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:26, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
::::It's stolen verbatim: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHDnc19mHv0 --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 02:28, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

:Shouldn't Random Humor 1 and 2 be on the same page, since they are a continuation form each other.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:54, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== The Summer person from CWC's comments on videos= CWC Ego Boosting Account? ==
I was trolling as an impostor Chris (TRUE_and_HONEST_Chris) to see if he reacted, but someone else did. Here's what "Summers3594" did because of it:

"I Don't Have TIME FOR YOUR SLANDEROUS ACCUSATIONS AND MISINFORMING! I Shall Be Off Now!

I'll Return When Things Have Calmed Down!...And When My Dad Lets Me! "

"I AM NOT TRYING TO BE YOU!!!! Where do YOU get the idea that I am trying to be the GREATEST HIGH FUNCTIONING AUTISTIC EVER? "

"I AM NOT CHRIS! NOR AM I TRYING TO BE THE TRUE AND HONEST CWCVILLE! I am ONLY ensuring that HIS GOOD NAME not be TARNISHED by NAIVE TROLLS like YOU!"

Also, "Summers" has done no uploads and their favorites( http://ugomemo.hatena.ne.jp/Summers3594/following ) are pretty similar to the ones Chris favorited. That, and there's a big love for Family Guy, one of Chris's favorite shows. That, and there's an obvious lack of intelligence, but some things show through that show signs of being on our side.

So, is it a fellow troll, or a second account for Chris to boost his ego with? You decide. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 05:06, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
:I'd go with troll, but let's see how this plays out. --This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 05:24, 27 June 2010 (UTC). Thanks for reading!
::Troll, Chris is too stupid to even think about making a sockpuppet. -- [[User:MonkeySorski|MonkeySorski]] 05:29, 27 June 2010 (UTC).
:::Adam Stackhouse saga anyone? --[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 05:38, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
::::The summers person made an account yesterday. [[User_talk:Msummers|He/She says it's a troll scheme.]] [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 12:10, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::Summers3594 here, this is a fellow troll, albeit, my scheme is more making him think that he has real fans to make him more confident in himself, rather than do something negative to him. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:37, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::Mine's designed to play the part of a fan so jealous he goes out of his way to impersonate Chris, but with many flaws, as most internet impersonators are. This is done to confuse Chris, which could possibly help with your plan. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 02:27, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
== Another new Flipnote. ==

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DA28892A0A2_001?in=user
:Apparently, Christian's trying to make a good name for himself on Flipnote now, not sure how people will react, excited to see though. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:43, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
::Flipnote 404ing for me as of 9:31 PM CST. Must be having server issues. Also, main link redirects to a Wikimedia page. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 02:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

== Info About Stars ==
For those of you who don't know Flipnote Hatena's Star system, here is how it works. Just like the five star, 10/10, and thumbs up/down are part of the rating system, so too are stars. If a user sees an animation he or she likes, that person has the option of giving gold, green, red, and blue stars. Users have unlimited gold stars to give but will have to pay money in order to give other colored stars. Green being the cheapest to buy while red being the most expensive to buy. Users can also pay to obtain boxes that contain stars, from 4.99 USD to a whooping 99.99 USD. Users can give themselves unlimited stars and start their account out with three green stars. It's no wonder why our fellow autistic has so many stars.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 06:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*Wow, that IS interesting. I also noticed that he has a Plus account, which is supposed to give him a few extra bonuses, but by the looks of it, he has to pay a monthly fee for it. I guess we'll hafta see if he keeps it come next month!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:51, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

*On a side note, users who gave stars can also take those stars away, causing an immense lowering of one's [[heart level]].--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 07:01, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

:*Actually, Chris's Plus Account is free for one month and is then deactivated. After that, you have to pay for it. If one could get Chris to pay for it, well, sucks for Chris. Of course, Chris will pay for it anyways.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 07:01, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

== The Offical Sonichu Channel ==
I just added my Sonichu Channel I made to the External Links selection of the article, so all you trolls with a DSI should start submitting Sonichu bashing Flipnotes on my Channel so Chris could notice.--[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]]
:I'm buying a DSi XL this week (bigger screen, easier drawing) so I might have to jump on this bandwagon. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:02, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
:That's super duper, true and honest, and pretty convenient of you, Djyellow. Thanks!--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 19:25, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

== He's Blocking Posters ==
Just discovered I got blocked from posting on his things, so I started a temporary one (Jimithan_T_Hill_101) to put up fake legal notices on his things to scare him, due to him being dumb enough to believe these things. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 20:20, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*I just checked the "Blocking Users" setting of Flipnote Hatena, and he can block only nine users. SUCKS FOR HIM.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 20:35, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
**It'll be interesting to see how that ends up turning out, since it's not going to be long before more than 9 people are down his throat. Also, I checked on the 'mail' thing in the FAQ, it appears that the messaging service is unavailable outside of Japan, so anyone wanting to privately message him will have to coerce him into giving his email address or getting some sort of messaging program. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 20:58, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
***So far, two of my accounts have been blocked by him. If I keep it up, with help from others, we may be able to flood Chris's posting controls beyond the nine person limit, leaving him to embarrass himself on Flipnote Wapanesena. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 04:17, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== Reporting Chris==
If you want a moderator like me to Report Chris, just tell me some shit he did on Hatena and I'll be on my way. --[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]]
*Would that be a good idea though? Some of us are here to increase his ego so he'll return to the scene with a bit more lul-worthy antics, however, in the case that doesn't work, a kick in the ass to get him off hatena and back on youtube might be needed. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 21:09, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*Might not be a good idea to increase his ego you know? Many inculding me are not very fond of Smuggy Chris at all. besides for reporting him, what I think we should do is start advertising my Sonichu Channel in his comments page so he can soon find out about it and see it is full of Sonichu Parodies and hopefully set him off. Though, I;m just a Idiot,--[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]]
**I'm getting a hang of this "not a forum" thing, so let me refer you to the box at the top. However, while we're on the topic, find me anyone other than you who doesn't like Smug Chris. I personally like it because it makes him confident, which leads him to do something incredibly stupid, which then leads to a downward spiral of Stress. Others I'm sure like him because they love to spread happiness and autistic sunshine throughout the world. However, there's no real reason to dislike it, unless you disagree with me and thus are wrong. We need results somehow. Smug Chris always ends in a result. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:27, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
***Results are good. Smug Chris is not. Smug Chris's downfall into Emo Chris is good because he is no longer smug. Smug Chris just frustrates me because I don't have magic powers, and thus can't reach through the screen and punch the motherfucker. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
****Notice that including real-life info, including your real name, in an animation is against the ToU and grounds for your animation being taken down. All we need to do is report his submissions for breaking the ToU because they all include his real name, and we're golden! --[[User:JM1987|JM1987]] 15:29, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
****And I just got his "Women Only" video removed by reporting that it had his name in it and was trying to get personal details from other members. Shows that it works, and we can fuck with him --[[User:JM1987|JM1987]] 15:00, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

== Page split ==

It might be worth splitting "Chris's entries" into a separate page, perhaps [[List of Chris's Flipnote Hatena submissions]] or something like that since he's going to have quite a few. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:00, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
*I'm on it, boss.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:14, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== Oh, dear lord. ==

[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DB382BE63AA_004?in=user AAAGH MY EYES IT'S BLINDED ME] --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 16:58, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DB5581BF274_002?in=user Oh shit, he posted it again.] --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:14, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== Sequel to the Tagged Flipnote ==

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DB81F1E5674_005?in=user

Chris appears to have made a second 'tagged' flipnote. This time for everyone who he thinks deserves a 'smile and a happy thought', titled "for women only". Looks like he's continuing his sweetheart search even on Flipnote. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:48, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

==OH SHIT YOU GUYS==
http://ugomemo.hatena.ne.jp/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DBF8CE838FE_002 -[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 21:31, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
*What? That link just brings up a 404 error. --[[User:JM1987|JM1987]] 13:29, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== Plus status gone? ==
Have you noticed Chris's plus status is gone? It hasn't been a month. I think Chris got it taken away! Maybe even worse ahahuaheauheuah [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:00, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:I think he got banned! His user id is missing, the tabs for starred, comments are gone as well and they're starting to take his Flipnotes down!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:08, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::Okay, hate to be a post fag here, if there is one, but I did a double-check - Chris's user id is still active and still has plus. They might have shut down that page.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:14, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Yeah, I think something happened. damn me being on an airplane to not find out. Something is up though. I go through id Chris-chan and I can find his flipnotes but nothing else. I go to ID Sonichu and I can find his favorites... hm... [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:22, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::::I just hope we get a rage video out of this. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 00:29, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
Yes, Chris has been Temp banned on all Hatena related services.
--[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 00:38, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:Can anyone say "Captain's Log tonight or tomorrow"? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 00:57, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::Dj, when you say 'temp banned', how long do you mean? A few days? Or a few WEEKS? [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:00, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
A week at most. --[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 01:04, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:Hm...Considering who we're talking about, I believe a reaction will occur within the next two days. It will be big, it will be brutal, and it will be...hilarious. Question is, what to do when he gets his flipnote back? [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:06, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::I'm not sure if the mods banned him for a week, but I put that on the tracker until we get an exact estimate. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:08, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
Forgive me for making a mistake, but I just chatted with one of the higher ups at hatena and his ID is not banned. However, his DSi's access to Flipnote Hatena and ability to upload flipnotes is banned for life. --[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 01:13, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:Oh shit, that's sure to infuriate him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 01:14, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::That's actually better than a week's ban! Either he's going to buy another DS, or he's going to release a video depicting Shigeru Miyamoto as Michael Snyder. I still give him two days. Thank you for the info DJ! [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:19, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Just you wait and see. Chris will buy another DSi with his tugboat and somehow figure out how to change his house's router's address and come back in full RAAAAAGE. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:44, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:::: Well, his only other source for him to communicate with the internet has been banned. Either he's going to openly defy Rocky, or he's going to go bawwwing to her and she'll scold him for not staying offline. The end result: Hilarity will ensue, one way or another --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 03:05, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

Not sure where to put this email but...I thought it might belong on this page.

Hatena Customer Support
to me

show details Jul 8 (Today)

Hello,

This is Hatena Customer Support. Thank you for your email.
Please accept my apologies for the delay in getting back to you.

We investigated the posts by the user you specified shortly after receving your email and have already taken some administrative action.

In the future, please report inappropriate Flipnote or comments posted both from the PC or from the Nintendo DSi by doing the followig:

From the website:

To report inappropriate comments on a specific Flipnote, first click on the "Report inappropriate content" on the page of the Flipnote where the comments you want to report appear. On the following page, click on the green "Comments" tab that appears and select the comments that you wish to report.

From the Nintendo DSi:

Tap on "Help" from the top menu of Flipnote Hatena. Scroll down to the "Help Center" and read the section "How to report an inappropriate comment".

We also recommend that you block comments by any users you are having problems with. For more details please see the URL below:
http://d.hatena.com/flipnotehatena/20091111/1257933666

If you have any further questions please let us know, and thank you for helping to keep Flipnote Hatena a safe place for everyone.

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On Fri, Jul 2, 2010 at 8:07 AM, <contact-form@flipnote.hatena.com> wrote:

From: (guest) @gmail.com
Country/Device/Kind: United States / Personal Computer / Report inappropriate content

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Hello. I have a 10 year old daughter who recently came to me and stated that a nearly 30 year old man using this website was stalking her and making inappropriate and suggestive comments towards her, such as saying she is "cute" with a "cute voice" and wishing she lived closer. This is appauling and I demand this user be removed. His name is chris chan or Sonichu or some such nonsense. I will be reporting him to local authorities for being a child predator and I demand he be removed from your site. I have looked over his comments to others on this site and he is doing the exact same thing. This is sick.

--[[User:Frozenblwf|Damn dirty troll]] 00:16, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

==Making Articles Agree==
Chris's flipnotes were removed because of his signature. Posting your real name is against the rules. Look at the removed flipnotes and the five that remain on his account. The survivors only get a C.W.C. at most, while each removed one has the whole "Christian W. Chandler." ''An Old Classic Dream'' is the only exception, being porn and all, but I'm guessing it was the first to be reported and thus was the first the mods noticed. Many articles state they were removed for "copyright violations" when no such restrictions exist on Flipnote Hatena. I've seen music from major labels and Family Guy sketches on there with no problem.

I'm going to clean up some articles that have that incorrect reason. I figured I'd state why I am here. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 12:43, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

==July 24==
Chris re-uploaded every one of his flipnotes except Tagged Flipnote, Edit Me, For Women Only, and My apologies. Looks like he might have bought a new DSi.--[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 04:43, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:Looks like he just got his monthly tugboat. He never learns, does he? I have also noticed that he disabled commenting on these flipnotes. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:53, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:How much longer until second bannination? BTW, his own creations may be locked from commenting... but NOT the Flipnotes on which he has commented, hint hint. Also, a cue to our resident cherry flower to start making "I heart Sonichu" flipnotes again... --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 05:04, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:*I wish we knew more about this SakuraBlossom chick. But I agree, SeventhBase, if she did somehow find out Chris was back, I'm sure she'd start posting more FlipNotes immediately. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 05:46, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
::I'm under the impression that she's some sort of troll trolling trolls. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 16:57, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
Oh dear god, not this again. Chrissy, when will you learn?--[[User:MEANWHILE|MEANWHILE]] 05:35, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:To be fair, he's probably also trading Pokemon with himself. Still, the idea he would go this far out of his way to upload his stupid shitty animations is pretty depressing.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:06, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:Let's count shall we? He's obviously has the first model for the DS, then he bought a DS lite, then he bought 2 DSi, and soon he'll buy the 3DS when its released. Chris will be the owner of 5 DS if he is really as predictable.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 16:43, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
*Now I have to wonder - does he have a second DSi or does he have that DSi XL or whatever the bigger DSi is? My guess is that he has the newer model DSi, thus Chris is gearing up to have all of those DS.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 18:06, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
Well, already a few of his Flipnotes have been removed from viewing on the Nintendo DSI and are being checked. --[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 22:46, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:And he's reuploaded them AGAIN. Jesus, how many times is it going to take for him to realize he's doing something wrong? Or does he just plan on buying a new DS every month for a week (or less) of trying to get underaged girls?--[[User:Straw|Straw]] 03:07, 27 July 2010 (UTC)
::At first I thought maybe he's still in the dark why his Flipnotes keep disappearing. Often mods will remove content from sites without notifying the offending user. And with Chris' history of trolls hacking into his accounts and messing with shit, it's not a unlikely conclusion to jump to. Then I remembered he made a Flipnote directed towards to mods to stop deleting his submissions. Now I'm wondering if he's made any attempt to contact the mods and ''ask why'' they're removing everything. Probably not, Chris lacks any deductive or inquisitive qualities and sticks with the first assumption that pops into his head. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 03:33, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

==Do the "Tugboat Template" fits here?==
I wonder about something for a while; Chris had to use another Nintendo DSi to evade the hardware ban. Since he's most likely brought himself a new one, do this qualify as an expanse made by the taxpayer via the tugboat? If yes, do the tugboat template fits at the top of this article? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 20:04, 26 July 2010 (UTC)
*I think the link to the tugboat in the article suffices, the template would be confusing as to what exactly it is he bought until you read that part anyway -- [[User:Mexican|Mexican]] 00:23, 27 July 2010 (UTC)
**On the contrary, he set up his account free, and Flipnote Studio is free. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 01:08, 27 July 2010 (UTC)
**Yes, except his DSi was banned from the site, so we're assuming he bought a new DSi.--[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:56, 27 July 2010 (UTC)
***overuse of those got-dang oversized templates all over this wiki is lame imo -[[User:Beemunk|Beemunk]] 05:06, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

No. Make a DS page or something. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 09:06, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

==Sock-puppet Accounts==

Am I right in assuming these are against the sites policy as well? I hope the mod's can trace by IP, than Chris will really be fucked. --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 00:47, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

:Why would you hope for this? But well, I'd rather hope he could come back to dA. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 01:18, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

:Some of them are probably trolls, for all we know. But the fourth one is a [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar|strong candidate]] for being a CWCpuppet.--[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 03:06, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
::One more thing: I'm fairly sure the mods have his unique DS ID. That's how they banned the first one. If they were sockpuppets, then the mods would know immediately because he sent the stars from the same DS. I doubt he's clever enough to use multiple DS's to spam stars. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 03:13, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
:::This would be "clever"? --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 03:38, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
::::Remember, Chris doesn't have to have a DS to make new accounts - he can make them on the internet. To get the most of it, he'd need other DSes.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 03:40, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::Pardon, SoulofChaosAgentofLight would be me. I made the account to comment on his videos before I realized he'd disabled commenting, but I went ahead and starred up his creations just 'cause. Sorry for the confusion [[User:Draykon|Draykon]] 02:59, 31 July 2010 (UTC)
::::::My apologies, then. Probably looks like a bunch of trolls - especially the one who gave him 9001 stars.--[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 03:13, 1 August 2010 (UTC)

So I made a "nice" comment on Chrissy's Labyrinth video, and I recieved stars from a "CourtBranch14", who also gave stars to Chris's flipnotes.
Behold: http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DB7EE0F202A_000#CypherFDP-c11538374259003315775 The account is here: http://flipnote.hatena.com/CourtBranch14/following

Possible sockpuppet? - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 11:01, 9 August 2010 (PDT)

:::::::It's starting to really seem that way, if it is him, he's slipping up from time to time and even deleting comments when he refers to himself as "I". Personally though, I wouldn't say whether or not it's him until there's either more proof that it IS Chris or the person (if a troll) creates an account on here to disprove it. Until then, all you can really do is keep an eye on it. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 18:41, 9 August 2010 (PDT)

==Flipnote Hatena Plus and comment enabling==
I just noticed a little badge next to Chris' username (his id was also changed from id:Sonichu to id:CitizenFlipNote) that indicates he paid for the "premium" service. For $32 a year he can have UNLIMITED favorite artists and can use COLORS when making comments! Holy shit! The only thing that might be of use to him is the option to see statistics for views. Just another way for him to stroke his ego.

Also, it seems he's re-enabled comments. Two people have already commented, and the comment box is shown on all his other Flipnotes. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:47, 3 August 2010 (PDT)

== Have the mods given up? ==

Does anyone know exactly why the mods aren't deleting his posts anymore? --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 18:10, 4 August 2010 (PDT)
* I think it's less of them giving up than some of the trolls finally getting it through their heads that flagging every one of his Flipnotes is counterproductive.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 19:59, 4 August 2010 (PDT)
** That was my second guess, but I figured that the GIFT being what it is then certain trolls wouldn't stop reporting them. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 22:03, 4 August 2010 (PDT)

User talk:Msummers

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Msummers: blanking page for ease of reading purposes. Will undo if needed.

Why do people pay attention to me?

User talk:Msummers

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Msummers: /* A Short, Sweet Reminder. */

User talk:Msummers

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Msummers: /* A Short, Sweet Reminder. */ new section

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Msummers: /* Whoa...Wait a minute! */ Just letting everyone know that I'm back.

Kellie Andes

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Msummers:

[[Image:0315-KellieAndesY2K.jpg|thumb|right|Kellie Andes (Circa 2000).]]
[[File:Kellie Andes 2010.jpg|thumb|right|Kellie Andes Today.]]
{{quote|I REALLY missed out on that when I could have had the chance to take it.|Chris, totally deluded<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Teenage Years]]</ref>}}

'''Kellie Lyn Andes''' (married name: Kellie Lyn Andes Stowel) was [[Chris]]'s crush in [[Manchester High School|high school]] that he met in sophomore year. They lost contact in mid-[[2001]].<ref>[[:Image:0309-CWCNote5.jpg|DVD, note 5]]</ref> Today, Chris thinks he had a chance with her but blew it due to [[naïve|naïveté]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Teenage Years]]</ref> For whatever reason, Chris now considers her to be his [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|High School Sweetheart]], despite the fact that the term is usually reserved for people that are dating, and not for retarded man-children and the patient women that tolerate them.

Kellie is living proof of how sad Chris's life really is. In a sad, vain attempt to remind himself of how his life used to be, Chris has remained largely unchanged since high school (when he had the most female friends he'll ever have), while Kellie has actually moved on and gotten herself a job, husband and two children.

==In the comic==
[[Image:Kellie Andes.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Kellie, upon discovering Chris's [[nudes]].]]

Kellie appears in the last page of [[Episode 15]] of the [[comic]] as someone who discovers Chris's [[nudes]]. In [[Episode 17]], [[Rosechu]] mentions Kellie as the one who informed her about [[4-cent_garbage]]. In reality, Chris admits that he only gave Kellie the honor of discovering the ED page in the comic.<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComic9P4.htm Sonichu 8, page 4.] Chris in an [[Blanca E-mails#Chris describes Episode 17: "Rage Against the Garbage"|email to Blanca]]</ref> It's highly unlikely she did in real life.

Some argue that she is also the inspiration for [[Kel|Kel's]] name. In [[Sonichu 10]] Kel is actually referred to as "Kellie"; while it's still possible they're not meant to be the same person (especially considering the appearance of "real" Kellie in episode 15), the spelling at least reinforces the idea that Kel is meant to be some version of Kellie. The fact that Kel is in love with [[Reldnahc]] (who is essentially a Freudian version of Chris) shows some more of his inability to get over women.

==Kellie on Chris==

In [[User:Delabonte/Kellie|recent correspondence]] Kellie confirmed that Chris is definitely not her type.

{{quote|I never liked Christian in that way. Christian is def. not my type nor has he ever been.|Kellie, laying it down}}

Considering she married a handsome straight guy who has good social skills, a deep voice, a muscular physique, and a job where he saves lives instead of mooching off welfare... then she isn't kidding. He also happens to be a [[niggo]], but that has nothing to do with it.

==Currently==

Kellie is currently living as '''Kellie Andes Stowell''' in Richmond, [[Virginia]], where she works as a firefighter alongside her husband. She is also the mother of a two-year-old boy and a newborn girl.<ref>http://www.myspace.com/57109479</ref> One can hope that she is able to sleep easy without Chris's figure haunting her dreams.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:0312-KellieAndes97.jpg|Kellie, 1997.
Image:0313-KellieAndes98.jpg|Kellie, 1998.
Image:0314-KellieAndes99.jpg|Kellie, 1999
Image:0315-KellieAndesY2K.jpg|Kellie, 2000.</gallery></center>

==Sauces==
<references/>

<center>{{People}}
{{Sweethearts}}</center>

[[Category:Gal pals]]
[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]

Kellie Andes

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[[Image:0315-KellieAndesY2K.jpg|thumb|right|Kellie Andes (Circa 2000).]]
[[File:Kellie Andes 2010.jpg|thumb|right|Kellie Andes Today.]]
{{quote|I REALLY missed out on that when I could have had the chance to take it.|Chris, totally deluded<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Teenage Years]]</ref>}}

'''Kellie Lyn Andes''' (married name: Kellie Lyn Andes Stowel) was [[Chris]]'s crush in [[Manchester High School|high school]] that he met in sophomore year. They lost contact in mid-[[2001]].<ref>[[:Image:0309-CWCNote5.jpg|DVD, note 5]]</ref> Today, Chris thinks he had a chance with her but blew it due to [[naïve|naïveté]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Teenage Years]]</ref> For whatever reason, Chris now considers her to be his [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|High School Sweetheart]], despite the fact that the term is usually reserved for people that are dating, and not for retarded man-children and the patient women that tolerate them.

Kellie is living proof of how sad Chris's life really is. In a sad, vain attempt to remind himself of how his life used to be, Chris has remained largely unchanged since high school (when he had the most female friends he'll ever have), while Kellie has actually moved on and gotten herself a job, husband and two children.

==In the comic==
[[Image:Kellie Andes.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Kellie, upon discovering Chris's [[nudes]].]]

Kellie appears in the last page of [[Episode 15]] of the [[comic]] as someone who discovers Chris's [[nudes]]. In [[Episode 17]], [[Rosechu]] mentions Kellie as the one who informed her about [[4-cent_garbage]]. In reality, Chris admits that he only gave Kellie the honor of discovering the ED page in the comic.<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComic9P4.htm Sonichu 8, page 4.] Chris in an [[Blanca E-mails#Chris describes Episode 17: "Rage Against the Garbage"|email to Blanca]]</ref> It's highly unlikely she did in real life.

Some argue that she is also the inspiration for [[Kel|Kel's]] name. In [[Sonichu 10]] Kel is actually referred to as "Kellie"; while it's still possible they're not meant to be the same person (especially considering the appearance of "real" Kellie in episode 15), the spelling at least reinforces the idea that Kel is meant to be some version of Kellie. The fact that Kel is in love with [[Reldnahc]] (who is essentially a Freudian version of Chris) shows some more of his inability to get over women.

==I am pretty gay. Love black guys.

-Christian

Im gay. I love black people. No white ness in my life. Wish my parents and cats were black people.

-Christian

No pics.
No categories either!!!!!!!!!!

11042009 51 50

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Msummers: Just fixing a typo.

{{Rename}}

"'''11042009 51 50'''" is a 5 [[November 2009]] video in [[Chris]] claims to do 51 curls of two 50 pound [[honor roll|(by his estimate)]] (23 kg) boxes of soda while wearing a ''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]'' shirt. The average human can lift their own body weight. A 12-pack of soda weighs [http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_much_does_a_12-pack_of_canned_soda_weigh 10 1/2 lbs.] (5 kg). It is unknown if Chris can, or has attempted to, lift more than 21 pounds, but seeing that he weighs about 200-225 lbs. and is almost incapable of this simple exercise, he certainly lacks the strength of the average human.

Chris uses improvised dumbbells to display [[I AM STRONG|his strength]] once more. Any intelligent person could buy a decent set of weights for $20 or less (which might not be such a good idea for Chris, since he'd probably injure himself actually trying to lift fifty pounds), but Chris isn't about to waste his [[monthly tugboat]] on something that could actually improve his life in any real way. It should be noted that his technique is horrible and lacking a full range of muscle movement, taking away most of the strain from the arms and rendering the exercise useless. Yet, around halfway into the video, the [[Obesity|profuse sweating]] still manages to make a return in a big way. Of course, in typical CWC fashion, one of his can packs breaks and the contents spill out onto the floor.

Incidentally, "5150" usually refers to an [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/5150_(Involuntary_psychiatric_hold) involuntary psychiatric hold] in the State of California.

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 11042009 51 50
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hladtYan5x0}}
| stardate = 5 November 2009
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| shirt = {{ParappaShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler|Rescuing Kacey From <br/>Christian W Chandler]]
| next = [[No More Jokes]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

[''Video seems to start in mid-sentence, Chris is holding a 12-pack of Minute Maid lemonade cans on his knee'']...12-pack. [''knocks on carton''] All the cans are in there. [''Turns the carton so he can read the content information''] 4.26 liters total. Estimated weight [''hefts box with his right hand, needing his left hand to support it as he does so''] unngh, I'd say [[Fail|over 50 pounds]] a thing.

[''Fumbles with the carton as he switches it to his left hand and holds it to his side, then uses his right hand to grab a second 12-pack of lemonade''] So now, watch this, aight?

[''Begins doing curls with the two 12-packs, counting reps for each arm aloud.'']

'''''Reps 1 through 3:''' Chris's posture is slouched forward as he lifts the cartons to shoulder height. He sways a bit from side to side with each rep.''

'''''Reps 4 through 6:''' Chris is already having difficulty lifting the cartons. He starts straining his eyes and his head rocks from side to side more.''

'''''Reps 7 and 8:''' Chris suddenly winces and arches backward as he lifts rep 7, his terrible posture giving him obvious pain. He grimaces through these reps.''

'''''Reps 9 through 11:''' He relaxes here, but he starts rocking his torso back and forth with the reps, as his arms alone are not able to pull the weight unassisted.''

'''''Reps 12 and 13:''' His swaying torso is no longer enough for these massive weights, so he starts kicking his legs a bit to help out.''

'''''Reps 14 through 17:''' Chris stops kicking his legs, but continues to rock back and forth.''

'''''Rep 18:''' Miscounts number 18 for his right arm as 19, but catches his mistake by counting his left arm as 19 twice.''

'''''Reps 20 through 31:''' Still rocking side to side and back and forth as he lifts, occasionally using his legs for assistance.''

'''''Reps 31 through 35:''' Chris's torso movement is now much more pronounced, flopping in all directions. Though his voice remains steady, his contorted face says he really hopes this will end soon.''

'''''Rep 36:''' He twists the carton in his right hand as he brings it up instead of keeping it straight, compromising the carton's structural integrity.''

'''''Rep 37:''' The inevitable happens. Chris twists the right side carton again as he lifts it and this time the carton rips and falls to his lap. He turns the box around and grips it by the other side of the hole he had been gripping it by.''

'''''Reps 38 through 44:''' Rep 38 goes smoother as he had a chance to rest while fumbling with the broken carton, but starting with rep 39, Chris is absolutely straining to bring the right side carton up to his shoulder. He twists his neck to his left each time he does so and scrunches his face tightly.''

''On 40, two cans fall out of the damaged box. He puts them back in and then starts on 41 for his right arm forgetting to do rep 40 for his left.''

'''''Reps 45 through 49:''' On 45, Chris twists his entire body to the left to bring the right-side carton up. This flies in the face of pretty much anyone's estimate of [[mass debating|which of his arms would be stronger]]. His following reps are a bit more relaxed, but he's still struggling mightily, especially with the right-side carton.''

'''''Rep 49:''' Another can falls out of the damaged box. Chris catches it on his lap and puts it back in the box.''

And that's not me. I am unstoppable.

'''''Rep 50:''' Chris resumes where he left off, reaching 50, which he pronounces to be "The Big Five-Oh".''

And to get around in the business sense, [''Lifts his right box high over his head''] fifty-one! [''Repeats action with his left''] And fifty...'''ONE!''' [''Sticks tongue out obscenely.''] Whaaaa! [''Places boxes on the ground''] What a workout!

[''Chris's face is completely drenched with sweat, he flashes a double thumbs-up, then flexes.''] I'm Strong '''NNNNGH'''! [''Approaches camera''] So ther- [''Video ends mid-word.'']

==See also==
*[[30 Push-Ups]]

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Talk:Flipnote Hatena

2010-07-03T01:19:28Z

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2010-07-03T01:06:35Z

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2010-07-03T01:00:31Z

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My apologies

2010-07-02T20:52:42Z

Msummers:

'''My apologies''' is a [[Flipnote Hatena|flipnote]] Chris uploaded on 1 [[July 2010]]. The flipnote contains no drawings, no music, and most importantly, no [[remorse]].

In a rare moment of self-awareness, Chris not only disabled comments on this flipnote, but for the ones that remain as well. For reasons unknown, the video was promptly deleted by the site's mods.

He then reenabled comments the next day.

==The "Video"==
{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = MyApologies
| video = {{#ev:youtube|4aVi_rbk8lA}}
| stardate = July 1, 2010
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}
| previous = [[CWC 3D Voice Check]]
| next = ''Current''
}}

===Transcript===
My apologies for [[Chris and the Internet|deleting and dis-abling the Comments on my FlipNotes]],
but I am doing this to clear the [[CWCki|slanderings]] from the [[Trolls]] (ALL of Whom are being
ignored, and [[Lie|are not/will not be getting ANY attent-ion at all]]) and to teach them that
they all Need to Stop their harassments and [[Chris and hypocrisy|Reevaluate their lives for their benefit]].
[[Death threats|No harm will be done]]; THEY Need to understand that Useless Pranks at other people's expense
and such misdemeanors are just that, [[Christian Weston Chandler|USELESS]]. [[Twin Falling Towers|It Is Not Funny]].
Peace, Christian W. Chandler.
{{-}}

==Link==
*<s>http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DC96FA3A478_003?in=user</s> '''DELETED'''
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?hijngztn2wj Download the movie in FLV format]
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2010-07-02T20:16:46Z

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2010-07-02T20:03:50Z

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