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Walking to the post office

2026-02-09T04:10:25Z

Muchacho1994: /* Transcript */

[[File:Chris's route.jpeg|thumb|350px|Chris actually getting some exercise.]] On 30 [[July 2018]], Chris tweeted a series of videos of himself walking to his local post office.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1024067176251228160</ref> He requested his true and loyal fanbase to edit them together in a compliation to the song “[[Wikipedia:I'm Walkin'|I’m Walkin’]]” by Fats Domino. Using landmarks and street signs in Chris's videos, the exact walking route he took can reasonably be inferred. The entire trek was nearly three hours long as Chris walked 8 miles [12.9 km] to and from his destination.

According to his [[Fitbit]], Chris accumulated 23,000 steps on this day. If true, it means he had walked just under 11 miles (18 km)<ref>https://www.convertunits.com/from/steps/to/miles</ref> in total—which is quite possibly the [[Chris and health#Exercise|most exercise]] Chris has gotten in his entire life. Though Chris was visibly tired by the time he reached the post office, this remains a rare example of where the fatigue from such exertion is actually warranted, a far cry from Chris’s struggles to run more than a few tens of metres at a time in the filming of [[Sonichu's Edge]] several years prior.

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[[File:Junction of Spring Hill and Cedar Grove.jpeg|thumb|100px|Junction of Spring Hill and Cedar Grove.]]
[[File:Chris's Fitbit.png|thumb|100px|Chris's [[Fitbit]] displaying his step count.]]
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==Walking to the post office==
Notably, Chris smugly scoffs at drivers for not being able to appreciate the overgrown roadside like he can by walking (as opposed to driving); referring to them as "[[Hypocrisy|spoiled children]]". Chris finds a run-over stray dog, referring to it as "Street Pizza". Chris also points out the garage where he dropped off [[Son-Chu]].

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Chan Walking
| ytid = Jxg3epD0CkU
| stardate = 30 [[July 2018]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| saga =
| shirt = BronyCon Shirt
| previous = [[Waiting for the tow truck]]
| next = [[Walking to the post office#Chris at the post office|Chris at the post office]]
}}

===Transcript===

0:00 - 0:16
[''Singing''] I'm walkin'. Yes indeed I'm walkin'. By you and me, I'm walkin.
Na-na-na na na na na na, dada-bum bada-bum bada-bum bada-bum.
I'm walkin'. Yes indeed I'm walkin.' By you and me, I'm walkin.
Na-na-na na na na na na! [''Chris exhales sharply.'']

0:28 - 2:09
[''Numerous short clips of Chris walking on a pavement through various locales, including along a quiet main road, a suburban neigbourhood and on a grass verge next to light traffic. Chris belches at numerous points along the way.'']

2:09
"Still walkin'."

2:09 - 3:06
[''Chris continues on his way, passing a shopping center and pointing the camera at its stores. At around 2:20, a cargo van turning right out of the parking lot is forced to turn halfway into an opposing lane to avoid Chris.'']

3:06 - 3:57
[''Chris approaches a busy intersection and turns left, now on a divided highway. Gray clouds are beginning to gather in the sky.'']

3:57 - 4:11
[''Further north, Chris records the trees and other flora surrounding the highway.'']

4:11 - 4:17
"Walkin', you get to enjoy the scenery more than just drivin' on by. Spoiled children."

4:17 - 5:59
[''Chris continues walking along the main road, looking reasonably smug and surprisingly not winded. A jumpcut reveals that he's now walking along [[wikipedia:U.S. Route 29 in Virginia|U.S. Route 29]], which in this section is a 4-lane dual carriageway with a median strip in the middle. Chris seems to be walking quite close to the edge of the road, as oncoming traffic appears to be uncomfortably close to his position next to the verge. He then proceeds to film the traffic for a while as he begins to approach a crossroads with a vehicle repair workshop visible nearby. He stops at the turning, then turns around to find that he just walked past a dog that had been killed by a car and thrown into the verge.'']

5:59
"Hey lil' doggy." [''Groan'']

5:59 - 6:13
[''Chris moves on, walking past the crossroads, but then hesitates and begins walking back towards the carcass.'']

6:13 - 6:45
"Hmm. Did that thing have a tag I wonder? Okay I'm just checkin' at the neck... Doesn't have a tag."
[''Chris turns back to his original route, and resumes walking.'']

[''Groan''] ..."Poor little animals just get turned in to Street Pizza. [''Points camera towards the workshop''] And that's where my car's been hangin' out thar. While the radiator had a ''hole'' in it!"

6:45 - 7:00
[''Jumpcut to Chris holding the camera to face him. The sky is now overcast, and it's starting to rain.'']
"I'm singin' in the rain, just singin' in the rain. What a glorious feeling and I'm haaappy again. Yaaaay!!!"

7:00 - 7:15
[''Jumpcut. The rain is heavier, audible in the background and puddles are visible on the surface of the road, but Chris doesn't seem to mind too much.]
"It's raining, it's pouring, I'm enjoying it! In my face! In my faaaace! Yay!!"

==Chris at the post office==
Chris, though high-spirited, appears tired with heavy bags under his eyes, having finally arrived at the post office. He apparently mails out fan merchandise and picks up a package for himself.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Chan (Post Office)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|YkDZiaoWpJI}}
| stardate = 30 [[July 2018]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}, {{Marketing|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt = BronyCon Shirt
| previous = [[Walking to the post office#Walking to the post office|Walking to the post office]]
| next = [[Walking to the post office#Walking back|Walking back]]
}}

===Transcript===

Hey everybody, guess what. I made it to the post office at the quarter at the four. Pm! It started raining when I was about half way through, but I made it. I'm wet, I'm alive, ima enjoyin' the hi-drayson.

[''Chris goes about adjusting his Sonichu medallion, before awkwardly falling silent for a brief moment'']

So, I'm shippin' a bunch of autographed photos out and I got a 'portan’ package ta pick up.

'''Note:'''
At the time of this videos upload to twitter,
Chris was selling “self-designed Autograph Cards” on Ebay for the “low price” of $24.99 with autograph, or $9.99 for just the card with no autograph.

There was also a unique “CHASE VARIANT” of the card for $50:00 in which Chris references “the pickle” and something Chris calls “BadBear”, which sold earlier that same day.

It is likely this is what Chris was bringing to the post office.

==Walking back==
Two brief videos of Chris walking back home.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Chan Home 07302018
| video = {{#ev:youtube|MTYVG33Xres}}
| stardate = 30 [[July 2018]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}, {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt = BronyCon Shirt
| previous = [[Walking to the post office#Chris at the post office|Chris at the post office]]
| next = [[Walking to the post office#Chris is back home|Chris is back home]]
}}

===Transcript===
[''Chris leaves the post office parking lot, then begins walking along the edge of a now-busy main road while singing'']

Gray skies are gonna clear up... Put on a happy face.

[''Unintelligible''] you and look around... Put on a happy face.

Walkin' my way back home. Du du du du du.

Gonna get bananas and cookies at the grocery. Bapada beep boop!

[''Jump cut, Chris films some cars on the highway'']

==Chris is back home==
Chris returns triumphantly home. Lauding his accomplishment of this mild athletic feat, he buoyantly shows off his damaged shoes, then reminisces about his time at [[BronyCon]]. Chris concludes with some boasting of his endurance.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Chan Home 07302018
| video = {{#ev:youtube|0KGtyrrT7mQ}}
| stardate = 30 [[July 2018]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}, {{Convention|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt = BronyCon Shirt
| previous = [[Walking to the post office#Walking back|Walking back]]
| next = [[Shoe Colouring#Intro|Intro to Shoe Colouring]]
}}
{{quote|They've seen extensive walking and running... Oh yeah! So these will go down in history|In reference to his disgusting, worn-out shoes}}

===Transcript===
Hey, everybody I ''juuuust'' made it ''hoooooome''. I walked every single step. Though I stopped at Taco Bell for a... little fo- little edibles. A little filling. A little good stuff. But, anyway, I walked the entire 2+ mileeeeees. Ooh, let's check my [[Fitbit]]. Da-da-da da da-da!

[''jitters camera around before pointing at his watch'']

Whoo! 23,000! [''chuckles'']

Yep. Anyway, it'll be worth it to definitely- when I get to walk up to the... [''smiles creepily''] garage which is not far from here, pick up my car soon. Hmm... Actually, I have something else. I have this bag, uh, pair of shoes here that I was going to wear to the Grand Gallopin' Gala but these were the things that, like, "Sorry, it's against the dress code". It's not even cosplay? I had cosplay. I mean, I had frillings, and horn, and ears, and my cutie mark... And also, I'm definitely going to be using part of the recent donations to get a new pair of shoes, 'cause my right shoe... [''pan to his shoe which is falling apart'']

Look at that. Look at that. [''pan back to Chris''] But these shoes are gonna be legendary because... they've been on my- off and on my feet for months, they've seen extensive walking and running... Oh yeah! So these will go down in history along with the iconic shirts and my Vinyl Scratch skirt. I don't necessarily have a pair of jeans picked out for it, but it's like, I have plenty of pairs of jeans on that and it's the complete set so this is like... One, two, three pieces of a complete outfit. The complete ensemble for legendary status. So take from that what you will, it's all... AWESOME AS WE WANNA BE! And I will definitely be wearing my backup pair of shoes here for when I take my walk to pick up my car later. But, aside from that, I do thank y'all so much for... donating to help me in this ''emergency situation''. And... ya... The [[money]] will be spent... to pay for the car... as well. That's all very good. I'm not cheating anyone! Everyone should know that by now! I'm direct, I'm [[Honest content|honest]], I'm sincerely [[Chris and kindness|kind]], I'm awesome to hang out with... OK? [''blows into his hand'']

I'll be taking a [[Chris_and_health#Hygiene|shower]] in a little while. III'm only a ''little'' bit tired. It's like, I could go on for a while longer than now. ''YAAAAAAAAAAY''!! Alright, so, thank y'all for your continued support... I'll talk to y'all later.
{{References}}
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Waiting for the tow truck]]|nextlink=[[Shoe Colouring]]}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to Twitter]]
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]
{{Power videos}}
{{Health}}

CLog 07142017 - Rainbow Colouring

2021-04-18T11:20:49Z

Muchacho1994:

'''CLog 07142017 - Rainbow Colouring''' is a video Chris uploaded on July 14, 2017, in which he whines about the tedium of having to color [[Homos|rainbow clothes]] for [[Robbie Sonichu|Roberta Sonichu]].

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = CLog 07142017 - Rainbow Colouring
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=vnAbgxhRdUk}}
| stardate = 14 July 2017
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Marketing|text}}, {{Comics|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{Toothpastetube|text}}
| previous = [[Soda Awawawawa Puccho Candy Response]]
| next = [[HarassCWCdirectly#Video|CLog 07072017 #HarassCWCdirectly]]
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|Pledge today to receive an autographed copy of a Sonichu book per month, sneak peeks at the pages of the to-be-published books, and more to come.
<nowiki>https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4525122</nowiki>
Direct Donations are also accepted.

<nowiki>http://www.paypal.me/CwcvilleGuardian/10</nowiki>

This is the Official YouTube channel of the one and only creator and author of the Sonichu and Rosechu series, Christine Weston Chandler (AKA Christian, Christopher, Chris Chan, Ricardo); me. Links to my personal Facebook and Twitter pages, as well as my stores of Sonichu and Rosechu, and self, merchandise are available for purchase. Among which, more items are to come in the future, so stay tuned for the updates when I make them personally.

via YouTube Capture}}

===Transcript===
Hello, everybody. This is just a small, short update from Christine Chandler, coming to you live from home once again.

[''the camera wobbles a bit, and we get to see Chris's Sonichu medallion and flabby manboobs for a split-second'']

And yes, we call this a Captain's Log. Captain's Log, stardate zero-seven-one-four, two-zero-one-seven... uh, seven-four-seven. [''in a cringy "goofy" voice''] [[Random-access humor|Hoo-hoo! Oh, look, there's a 747 flying overhead!]] [''mimes an airplane flying over his head with his free hand''] Heh.

Ah... aaaanyway... [''turns his head, inadvertently causing the camera to focus on his ugly seaweed green hair''] Now, y'all will remember... or... yeah, my ''recent''... post, where... [''holds up a piece of paper with what appears to be a page from the newest [[Sonichu]] issue on it''] Roberta does a Sonic Rainboom. Ka-boom. [''camera pans back to Chris''] Big boom. But, pretty much, now, it's the only page... well, that and a few I had where I actually added the rainbow, so I'm catching up on all the remaining pages. [''shifts camera down to table to show off his horrible artwork''] And, just finished... this one, and I had to use the one I started on the previous... one... as a reference... [''the camera then, for some reason, moves uncomfortably close to Chris's chest''] And, uh, let me see how many I have left.

[''mutters''] That's, uh, three, one, two, three... and, yeah, half a page. Four, yeah, uh, twenty, one-two-three-four... nineteen. [''finally moves the camera away from his unholy bosoms'']

Ahh. About five pages to go, and I have to do all the rainbow work first. [''shows another page, which is filled with [[Homos|rainbow colors]]''] Do you know how ''hard'' that is? 'Cuz I'm doing it one marker at a time... [''grabs box of markers''] I've had separated... and that's counting the r- the additional colors... [''picks up gray marker''] gray for the soles of the shoes, [''picks up black marker''] black for the ears and whatnot, [''picks up beige marker''] skin tone... for everything else that's about [[Robbie Sonichu|Roberta Sonichu]]. [''camera pans back to Chris''] And... [''camera pans to a bigger box of even more markers''] they all came out of my... [''switches to an even higher voice''] little one hundred pack of markers! Loveliest thing though! Fifty more colors... different... from the original fifty pack, all super-tip any everything. But I have to concentrate on keeping these separate from those... [''camera pans back to Chris''] and doing one color at a time... for about five pages 'fore I can do the remainder of coloring... so I can actually go through the lot with. So I, am doing quite a bit of deckay work... [''lifts arm up in Nazi salute''] coloring rainbows! [''pauses and puts hand back down''] M'kay?

So anyway, that's just to let y'all know what I'm doing right now. And I thank y'all for your patience and hopefully I'll have these pages uploaded onto my Patreon Sunday or Monday. Y'all have a good, safe day. Thank you.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Soda Awawawawa Puccho Candy Response]]|nextlink=[[HarassCWCdirectly]]}}

{{Captain's Log}}

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2017]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

ECV 00001

2021-04-13T23:30:18Z

Muchacho1994:

{{Honest}}
'''ECV 00001''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 9 [[October 2010]], in which he paraphrases [[Wikipedia:Cherokee|the Wikipedia article]] about the [[Cherokee]] while dressed as what he thinks they look like.

Throughout the video, he holds a [[PlayStation]] [[Move]] controller and a matching "Navigation Controller". Chris has also returned to using his old [[PSEye]] to record this video, which causes a number of skips to occur throughout the video. As is evident in the video title, the EyeCreate video counter has been reset to 1, due to his [[PS3#The Rebirth|new PS3]].

Of note is how Chris is careful to elaborate how peaceful the Cherokee clan is, specifically how [[Fuzzy-Wuzzies_&_Prickly-Wicklies|war is bad]], yet he pulls a 180 near the end by stating how fierce they are and that the [[Death threats|trolls should beware]]. Chris, always sensitive to the plight of minorities, speaks in a stereotypical "kemosabe"-style Indian voice until he starts talking about black people at which point he starts speaking in a hip, urban manner in order to show that he is [[Retarded|"down"]].

{{-}}
==Video==
{{Tardrage}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = ECV 00001
| video = {{#ev:youtube|_PlUjOwJl8g}}
| stardate = 9 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Racism|text}}, {{Violence|text}}
| style = {{Rage|text}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = | shirt = {{Cwcbra|text}}
| previous = [[100 2270]]
| next = [[A Hike]]
}}

{{quote|We were very peaceful, I tell ya what.}}

=== Transcript ===
[[Image:TRUE and ORIGINAL Cherokian Man.png|thumb|right|This is what Chris actually believes.]]
''[Chris is wearing his [[muscle bra]] with construction paper accents to give his impression of a very, very [[homos|fierce]] Cherokee warrior. He has his arms crossed over his chest with a PlayStation Move controller in each hand.]''

Me, noble Cherokee man. I come to you with a brief bit of introduction to our Cherokee clan. We were a peaceful lace...peaceful race, most of our history is encrypted within [[Spanish]] history. Some of it was previously, uh, translated, was translated, as can—-found on the [[Wikipedia]] under the term "Cherokee": C-H-E-R-O-K-E-E. [''The first E is barely there because of one of the skips.'']

We were very peaceful, [[wikipedia:King of the Hill|I tell ya what.]] We were so peaceful, that we found war activities to be a polluting activity. And we had and a whole and before it was revoked, we had purity sessions of which our priests of our clans purified the warriors that went out into battle before they come into to the village and resume life there. And we were even bartered as [[Rosechu|slut]]— bartered off as [[Basement Rosechus|slaves]] to the [[Virginia]] and north and northward.

And we had a whole bunch of medishin [[Tobacky|medicianal supstances]] that were created within our times by our [[Chris and Religion#Chris the Shaman|witch doctors]], which I happen to have a witch doctor. His name is on my thing there, but [[Honor roll|I forgot memorize it]]. Which he comes from the Chandler Clan on my [[Bob Chandler|father's]] side. It was a good union, though, between my father meeting my mother, for she comes from the [[Daniel Weston|English clan]], but we were here in America first and we had our own tortures. And through a whole bunch of trials and tribulations, we ended up walking the Trail of Tears.

Which, beyond which, as we walked the trail, some of us wandered off the trail to be hidden from those that have considered us slaves. Unfortunately, thanks to our right— thanks to our guys, slavery has abolished altogether, including— including the [[Niggos|black slaves]]. Though I not say that, it was of an consasensus...

''[Chris suddenly changes from offensive Indian imitation to offensive urban patois.]''

Hey, we're with you on this one, dude, we're with you on this one, dudes. I mean, we were slaves as well back in the day. But we've managed to collect ourselves, and there only a few of us left within this [[America]] and mostly there are only partial regions with us, but there are organizations of us Cherokees within states like Oklahoma and Tennessee. More information on this, as well as our history, on the Wikipedia. Also, we did go off out in battle after that practice was abolished. Of which we have purified our warriors before they could return to our village. We were fierce, though. We were very, very fierce.

But anyway, with that, don't mess with us. For we will [[CWC is Angry|shoot you]] [[Gun Comic|down]]. Pew! ''[Pantomimes shooting a bow and arrow.]''

==See also==
* [[War Paint Video]]
* [[Cherokian Clan]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2270]]|nextlink=[[A Hike]]}}

{{Cosplay videos}}
{{Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

[[Category:Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest| 2010-10-09]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2010| 2010-10-09]]
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2010-10-09]]

ECV 00001

2021-04-13T23:29:30Z

Muchacho1994: The Cherokee haven't gone anywhere

{{Honest}}
'''ECV 00001''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 9 [[October 2010]], in which he paraphrases [[Wikipedia:Cherokee|the Wikipedia article]] about the [[Cherokee]] while dressed as what he thinks they look like.

Throughout the video, he holds a [[PlayStation]] [[Move]] controller and a matching "Navigation Controller". Chris has also returned to using his old [[PSEye]] to record this video, which causes a number of skips to occur throughout the video. As is evident in the video title, the EyeCreate video counter has been reset to 1, due to his [[PS3#The Rebirth|new PS3]].

Of note is how Chris is careful to elaborate how peaceful the Cherokee clan is, specifically how [[Fuzzy-Wuzzies_&_Prickly-Wicklies|war is bad]], yet he pulls a 180 near the end by stating how fierce they were and that the [[Death threats|trolls should beware]]. Chris, always sensitive to the plight of minorities, speaks in a stereotypical "kemosabe"-style Indian voice until he starts talking about black people at which point he starts speaking in a hip, urban manner in order to show that he is [[Retarded|"down"]].

{{-}}
==Video==
{{Tardrage}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = ECV 00001
| video = {{#ev:youtube|_PlUjOwJl8g}}
| stardate = 9 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Racism|text}}, {{Violence|text}}
| style = {{Rage|text}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = | shirt = {{Cwcbra|text}}
| previous = [[100 2270]]
| next = [[A Hike]]
}}

{{quote|We were very peaceful, I tell ya what.}}

=== Transcript ===
[[Image:TRUE and ORIGINAL Cherokian Man.png|thumb|right|This is what Chris actually believes.]]
''[Chris is wearing his [[muscle bra]] with construction paper accents to give his impression of a very, very [[homos|fierce]] Cherokee warrior. He has his arms crossed over his chest with a PlayStation Move controller in each hand.]''

Me, noble Cherokee man. I come to you with a brief bit of introduction to our Cherokee clan. We were a peaceful lace...peaceful race, most of our history is encrypted within [[Spanish]] history. Some of it was previously, uh, translated, was translated, as can—-found on the [[Wikipedia]] under the term "Cherokee": C-H-E-R-O-K-E-E. [''The first E is barely there because of one of the skips.'']

We were very peaceful, [[wikipedia:King of the Hill|I tell ya what.]] We were so peaceful, that we found war activities to be a polluting activity. And we had and a whole and before it was revoked, we had purity sessions of which our priests of our clans purified the warriors that went out into battle before they come into to the village and resume life there. And we were even bartered as [[Rosechu|slut]]— bartered off as [[Basement Rosechus|slaves]] to the [[Virginia]] and north and northward.

And we had a whole bunch of medishin [[Tobacky|medicianal supstances]] that were created within our times by our [[Chris and Religion#Chris the Shaman|witch doctors]], which I happen to have a witch doctor. His name is on my thing there, but [[Honor roll|I forgot memorize it]]. Which he comes from the Chandler Clan on my [[Bob Chandler|father's]] side. It was a good union, though, between my father meeting my mother, for she comes from the [[Daniel Weston|English clan]], but we were here in America first and we had our own tortures. And through a whole bunch of trials and tribulations, we ended up walking the Trail of Tears.

Which, beyond which, as we walked the trail, some of us wandered off the trail to be hidden from those that have considered us slaves. Unfortunately, thanks to our right— thanks to our guys, slavery has abolished altogether, including— including the [[Niggos|black slaves]]. Though I not say that, it was of an consasensus...

''[Chris suddenly changes from offensive Indian imitation to offensive urban patois.]''

Hey, we're with you on this one, dude, we're with you on this one, dudes. I mean, we were slaves as well back in the day. But we've managed to collect ourselves, and there only a few of us left within this [[America]] and mostly there are only partial regions with us, but there are organizations of us Cherokees within states like Oklahoma and Tennessee. More information on this, as well as our history, on the Wikipedia. Also, we did go off out in battle after that practice was abolished. Of which we have purified our warriors before they could return to our village. We were fierce, though. We were very, very fierce.

But anyway, with that, don't mess with us. For we will [[CWC is Angry|shoot you]] [[Gun Comic|down]]. Pew! ''[Pantomimes shooting a bow and arrow.]''

==See also==
* [[War Paint Video]]
* [[Cherokian Clan]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2270]]|nextlink=[[A Hike]]}}

{{Cosplay videos}}
{{Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

[[Category:Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest| 2010-10-09]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2010| 2010-10-09]]
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2010-10-09]]

Edit Me

2021-04-08T18:00:14Z

Muchacho1994:

[[File:Chris The Furry.PNG|thumb|Chris tries to call out everyone and demands [[Honest Content|True and Honest Content]]]]

'''Edit Me''' is [[Chris]]'s ninth animation posted to the [[Flipnote Hatena]] on 27 [[June 2010]].

The Edit Me begins with [[Chris and art|an artist]] creating a relatively blank character template and tagging another user. The tagged person must draw characters onto the template left by the starter, converting it into a picture of their own, and then include a tag of another user, starting a chain of individual drawings based on the same template. Being Chris, he added in [[Sonichu|everyone's favorite Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] and [[Rosechu|his wife]], but in a creepy humanoid form resembling something more of a furry fetish, as a result of his bad drawing skill and the human-shaped template.

Chris then goes on to tag a long list of people, most of them obvious trolls, asking for [[HONEST]] responses only. He ends the animation with the phrase [[Religion#Delusions of Godhood?|"I HAVE SPOKEN!"]] The result is highly reminiscent of an end credit roll.

Unsurprisingly, Chris isn't tagged in the chain; he added his characters in completely uninvited, once again proving he has to [[ego|shove his fat ass]] into everything he sees. Somewhat more baffling is the fact that Chris has this note locked for editing, meaning that even if you did download the animation to a DSi, you would not be able to edit it. While this is consistent with Chris's [[Download For Play Only|feelings on people altering his work]], it makes no sense at all in the context.

== Video ==

{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = Edit Me
| video = {{#ev:youtube|iYPs5-MEL1M}}
| stardate = 27 [[June 2010]]
| subject = {{Comedy|[[Random-access humor|Gibberish]]}}, {{Flipnote|text}}
| previous = [[Tagged Flipnote]]
| next = [[An Ol' Classic Dream]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

''As in [[Don'tGetTrolled!]], the majority of content in this flipnote is not created by Chris. As such this transcript will only concern itself with the parts Chris added.''

[''At 0:24, a picture of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], drawn using the template, appears. A very long message is displayed piece by piece in the margin.'']

© 3/00 C.W.C. [[Sonichu]] ♥ [[Rosechu]]

Music: Fast Car - [[Wikipedia:Wyclef Jean|Wyclef Jean]]

<nowiki>*Bear W. me; Taggin' a lot...</nowiki>

Listed from Past Comments Received... And Those who Do Not, HAVE TO PURCHASE A DSi...

...Register them on nintendo.com, download F.N. Studio and link with their Hatena Account.

'''TAG:'''
 
EnterGodMode
 
Dsm56
 
Beat
 
HelloMeV3
 
[[Jimmy Hill|Jimathan_T_Hill_101]]
 
Ghost_of_[[Bob Chandler|Bob_Chandler]]
 
JonSaskawan
 
PandasPoopIt

CirclingVulture
 
Shii
 
YouBadger111
 
DJYellow22
 
Charlie
 
Holdden_McCock
 
[[Red Skelton|Red_Skelton]]

Eric
 
CWCSonichu
 
[[china]]master
 
[[Asperger syndrome|Asperger_Syndrome]]
 
My_[[Duck]]_Is_Bent
 
Sonee-Rosey-BabyS3x

'''And Sonychu (Hatena ID). HONEST RESPONSE ONLY...'''

'''NO LIES OR QOUTES FROM [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ANYWHERE]] [[CWCki|ONLINE!]]'''

I HAVE SPOKEN! Christian W. Chandler, © 3/[[2000|00]]

[[Category: Flipnote Hatena| 2010-06-28]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, June 2010| 2010-06-28]]
{{Flipnotes}}

Edit Me

2021-04-08T17:46:15Z

Muchacho1994:

[[File:Chris The Furry.PNG|thumb|Chris tries to call out everyone and demands [[Honest Content|True and Honest Content]]]]

'''Edit Me''' is [[Chris]]'s ninth animation posted to the [[Flipnote Hatena]] on 27 [[June 2010]].

The Edit Me begins with [[Chris and art|an artist]] creating a relatively blank character template and tagging another user. The tagged person must draw characters onto the template left by the starter, converting it into a picture of their own, and then include a tag of another user, starting a chain of individual drawings based on the same template. Being Chris, he added in [[Sonichu|everyone's favorite Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] and [[Rosechu|his wife]], but in a creepy humanoid form resembling something more of a furry fetish, as a result of his bad drawing skill and the human-shaped template.

Chris then goes on to tag a long list of people, most of them obvious trolls, asking for [[HONEST]] responses only. He ends the animation with the phrase [[Religion#Delusions of Godhood?|"I HAVE SPOKEN!"]] The result is highly reminiscent of an end credit roll.

Unsurprisingly, Chris isn't tagged in the chain; he added his characters in completely uninvited, once again proving he has to [[ego|shove his fat ass]] into everything he sees. Somewhat more baffling is the fact that Chris has this note locked for editing, meaning that even if you did download the animation to a DSi, you would not be able to edit it. While this is consistent with Chris's [[Download For Play Only|feelings on people altering his work]], it makes no sense at all in the context.

== Video ==

{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = Edit Me
| video = {{#ev:youtube|iYPs5-MEL1M}}
| stardate = 27 [[June 2010]]
| subject = {{Comedy|[[Random-access humor|Gibberish]]}}, {{Flipnote|text}}
| previous = [[Tagged Flipnote]]
| next = [[An Ol' Classic Dream]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

''As in [[Don'tGetTrolled!]], the majority of content in this flipnote is not created by Chris. As such this transcript will only concern itself with the parts Chris added.''

[''At 0:26, a picture of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], drawn using the template appears. A very long message is displayed piece by piece in the margin.'']

© 3/00 C.W.C. [[Sonichu]] ♥ [[Rosechu]]

Music: Fast Car - [[Wikipedia:Wyclef Jean|Wyclef Jean]]

<nowiki>*Bear W. me; Taggin' a lot...</nowiki>

Listed from Past Comments Received... And Those who Do Not HAVE TO PURCHASE A DSi... Register them on nintendo.com, download F.N. Studio and link with their Hatena Account.

'''TAG:''' EnterGodMode Dsm56 Beat HelloMeV3 [[Jimmy Hill|Jimathan_T_Hill_101]] Ghost_of_[[Bob Chandler|Bob_Chandler]] JonSaskawan PandasPoopIt CirclingVulture Shii YouBadger111 DJYellow22 Charlie Holdden_McLock [[Red Skelton|Red_Skelton]] Eric CWCSonichu [[china]]master [[Asperger syndrome|Asperger_Syndrome]] My_[[Duck]]_Is_Bent Sonee-Rosey-BabyS3x '''And Sonychu (Hatena ID). HONEST RESPONSE ONLY...'''

'''NO LIES OR QUOTES FROM [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ANYWHERE]] [[CWCki|ONLINE]]'''

I HAVE SPOKEN! Christian W. Chandler, © 3/[[2000|00]]

[[Category: Flipnote Hatena| 2010-06-28]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, June 2010| 2010-06-28]]
{{Flipnotes}}

The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special

2020-06-28T10:18:13Z

Muchacho1994:

{{Articleofthenow}}
[[Image:HappyAnniversary.jpg|thumb|right|"Thanks for not aborting me!"]]

'''The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special''' is a machinima of ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' that [[Chris]] made as a gift for [[Bob]] and [[Barbara Chandler]] in spring [[2004]]. This creation offers a wealth of information regarding Chris's parents, such as how they met in a [[alcohol|bar]]. It also shows us the unoriginality of Chris's [[Chris and art|artistic skills]], and that Chris would rather play [[video games]] in his parents' names than instead of [[Chris and money|buying]] them a good gift.

It is notable that Chris thanks his parents for his ''birth'', not his ''upbringing''. Apparently, giving existence to Chris was a [[Chris and his ego|major accomplishment in and of itself]].

==Part 1==
<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special Part 1
| image = {{#ev:youtube|TJSZMX4Jo0Y}}
| Stardate = 7th [[June 2004]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Video games|text}}; Family
| Performance Style = {{Reason|text}}
| Other = {{Direct Feed|text}}; {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}
| previous = [[Animal_Crossing_Documentary#Watch|Animal Crossing Documentary]]
| next = [[The_24th_Wedding_Anniversary_Special#Part_2|The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special Part 2]]
}}</center>

===Transcript===
[''two in-game flyers appear'']

Nintendo Presents / A Christian/Sonichu Production

For Barbara & Robert Chandler (Christian' Mom & Dad) / [[Monty Python|It's]]...

[''the game's respective Nintendo logo appears as the opening theme plays over the menu screen'']

[''another in-game flyer appears'']

The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special / Now here's your host, Christian Chandler!

[''four more in-game flyers scroll by in a blur'']

Most of everything was done by Christian Chandler. / Games used for this program: ''Animal Crossing'', ''Mario Paint''

With Special Thanks to Nintendo, Barbara Chandler, Robert Chandler, Christian Chandler

This has been a / Christian/Sonichu production. / The End

Stay Tuned for Behind the Scenes Action...

[''one last in-game flyer appears'']

Due to limited items, the following program may have some inaccurate furniture for each parent...

[''starts playing ''Animal Crossing'' as himself'']

Hi, Mom and Dad. How're you doing? This is my little present for y'all: a little...documentary for y'all, here in ''Animal Crossing'' for Nintendo GameCube...about how y'all were, and how you are now, and so forth. So, take a trip back in time with me, won't you, as we explore, uh, how each of you were.

Of course, first, we'll travel back in time too...

[''jump cut to Chris playing as Bob'']

...the time of good ol' Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr. He was a hip youngster back in his day. And, uh...all that stuff he...was- he fought in the war, he likes- well, he worked- he worked hard, and stuff. Let's take a look inside his château, and, uh...see what describes him as him.

[''enters Bob’s house to start tour of first floor'']

He collects records, and he's got lots of 'em, and he's got so many shelves. He likes to call 'em a record case. Yeah.

Anyway, let's see, uh, he likes to, uh, make models, and he likes trains. This is a train model set. Look: it's got a cute little tunnel. Yeah.

And, y’know, this- he didn't have it back then, but he has it now. He likes to sit back and watch television.

Like I said, he likes scale models. And here's a good model: a rocket. Yeah. He was a technical engineer over at, uh, General Electric Company. Yup – he designed the controls for plastic molding machines, so, without him, you couldn't have the plastic for, uh...say, the toy ''train'', here. Yes.

And he also, uh, went around the world a bit. One place: he went to New York. See, there's the Statue of Liberty, there.

He also, uh- he was born in, uh, ''Texas''. That's why we have this little cactus here. Oh, and here's a little bo- ship in a bottle, here, 'cause, y'know, he ''did'' go around the world. At least by water.

He was born a [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] in, uh, Texas. Actually, he was- he was, like, one-[[Speech Impediment|sisteenths]] Cherokee. But...that's why we have this totem pole here. And this Chinese Lion here...that's, uh- he was- he's been- [[Honor roll|he's been to Korea...for a war in...World War II, I believe it was]]. And he got...a [[Wikipedia: Good Conduct Medal (United States)|conduct]] [[Wikipedia:Medal of Honor|Medal of Honor]], so, that's what this is right here.

And you'll notice this is his shirt. It's a...blue ''tar''-tan. Same pattern as is his, uh, ''regular'' shirt. That's what they call it in ''Animal Crossing''. This pattern here for his ''um-''brella is a composition of four trumpets, 'cause, uh...he likes music. Of course.

Of course, he likes to think, so, while he's thinking he, uh...pays the bills on his, uh...desk, and, uh...nowadays, he uses a computer, but back in the da- back in his ''old'' days, the- a computer would fill up a ''whole room''...and it would have been much bigger than a refrigerator. And everybody in the business ''loved'' computers. [''does an impression of a baby computer''] "I love you, big com-pyu-dah."

Which I could say the same thing for, uh, a radio. [[wikipedia:Home_Movies_(TV_series)|Back then, in the 1930s, it was the size of a refrigerator. And everybody ''loved'' the radio, as well. [''does a half-hearted impression of Bob''] "I love you, radio".]]

And, of course, when he does his, uh, thinking, he, uh-- so, he likes wipin' out. He may have had one before, but he doesn't have one now: a chalkboard. And you know what he's thinkin' about at this moment? Social studies. [''laughs like Peter Griffin''] That's written by ''de-''fault on the chalkboard. And, of course, he likes to play games, so we have this little chessboard here.

And, uh, he's a bit of an outdoors person, as well... [''moves the tour to the second floor''] so, here's a representation of our backyard...or, probably "his" backyard, in the day.

Anyway, we have, uh...yeah – sprinklers watering the garden. We have a little pond. Hey! [''does another half-hearted impression of Bob''] "Who's up for a burgerrr? Who's up for a burgerrr?" Yeah.

He can also look into outer space, with this telescope. Mmm...I see there's the, uh...Sun. I can't look directly into it because it's so bright. If I turn it a little bit...oh – look – I see the Moon. The Mooon-a.

And, of course, he, uh, takes care of his, uh, yard and flowers, so, he usually likes to...''mow the lawn''. ''Mow the lawn.'' ''Mow the lawn.''

And, uh, when he can, with, uh...with his, uh, girlfriend, back in the day, was Barbara. Yeah. Take her on a picnic. Yeah. Nice little picnic table.

So, now, we go downstairs to another point- another good point in his, uh, life: [''moves the tour down to the basement''] Good ol' Manny's Pub. Yeah. Got everything.

He, uh, drank coffee 'round here, an'...stuff. But most of the time, around here, in Manny's pub, he sang...up here on the stage. Along with the, uh...classic jazz music of the day.

And, of course, y’know, in a pub, you always have a bartender.

[''does yet another half-hearted impression of Bob''] "Hey, barkeep! Lemme have a, uh, [[Long Island Iced Tea|martini]], will ya?"

[''does impression of bartender''] "I'm sorry, bud, but we have no martinis."

[''returns to same bad impression of Bob''] "Oh, okay, then, just get me a...b-brewski."

[''does impression of same bartender suddenly drunk''] "One [[reeb|''beer'']], comin' up!"

[''chuckles'']

At bars, you notice, of course, they have a...telephone to talk to, uh, people. Of course, uh, yeah, back then-- [''reassures himself''] yeah, they had telephones.

And, of course, like I see, I've been into good music, so...

Here's a good ezzample. [''plays unrecognizable melody on piano'']

Here, uh, let me give that to you again. [''plays same unrecognizable melody'']

That's a little tune I whipped up: uh, [[Sonic]]'s theme song. That's, uh...that's a town tune...that’s on there.

And, of course, he also likes the, uh, other classical instruments, such as a cello. [[Random Access Humor|He should- he should’ve hung around in a room that was mellow; then, he wouldn't've liked the cello!]]

[''leaves Bob’s house to conclude tour'']

But anyway, uh, that's pretty much the last of Bob Chandler. Of course, in no- in a- in a ''hero'' business, he's also known as "Flower Man"...‘cause he saves flowers' lives more than humans'.

So, now...let's time travel...to another time...

[''jump cut to Chris playing as Barbara'']

...for- yeah – the time of Barbara Chandler...which- here she is. But, of course, uh, naturally, she has ''brown'' hair, but since it’s ''Animal Crossing'', they gave me ''blue'' hair by ''de-''fault.

But anyway, let's go into ''her'' house and see what her lifestyle is.

[''enters Barbara’s house to start tour of first floor'']

Back in her childhood, they had a small house, but, yeah, she had many brothers and sisters-

==Part 2==

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| name = The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special Part 2
| image = {{#ev:youtube|GakeEb5bkUE}}
| Stardate = 07 [[June 2004]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Video games|text}}; Family
| Performance Style = {{Reason|text}}
| Other = {{Direct Feed|text}}; {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}
| previous = [[The_24th_Wedding_Anniversary_Special#Part_1|The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special Part 1]]
| next = [[The_24th_Wedding_Anniversary_Special#Part_3|The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special Part 3]]}}</center>

===Transcript===

--so she had to share.

But she had a quite a few...interests of [''unintelligble; swallows and exhales''] But nowadays, she likes to use a computer, but, of course, y’know, back then, she couldn't have- she didn't ''have'' one; they were all in the big business.

But back then, she went to school, and she worked hard. And see this, uh, shirt here? That's her school colors: blue and white, because, uh, back in high school...[''dresses Barb character in cheerleader outfit''] she was a [[Snorlax|cheerleader]]. [''does a half-hearted cheerleader impression''] "Rum-bum! Sis-boom-bah! Yay-yay! La-la-la!"

Yeah – and one time, when she was a cheerleader in high school, she got...''tackled'' by a football player. Broke her ankle. And ever since then, she could no longer do the twist.

Anyway, sh- like I said, her s- her cheerleader years. Batons and pom-poms on her ''um-''brella.

Oh – by the way, y'know, I forgot to mention: for- I put the trumpets and the bot- batons here? I used ''Mario Paint'' to design...''one'' set...and then, I multiplied it times four on ''Animal Crossing'' because...a, uh, ''Mario Paint'' stamp is equal to...''one-quarter''...of a whole...''Animal Crossing'' stamp. [''dresses Barb character in original outfit''] By the way, this is a ''daisy'' shirt she's wearing.

But anyway, uh, she, uh- she also- a lot- she...likes ''plants'', so she kept...ones...around...then and now.

And she also liked to, uh, play games, so there's a...''knight'' here. Yeah.

And she also had, uh, classic furniture in her room, and, uh...around the house, because, uh, they belonged to her parents, so here's a ''hutch''. Yeah.

So, anyway, let's go up to, uh...''her'' room... [''moves the tour to the second floor''] that she shared with a few of her sisters. Yeah.

Like I said, she shared her room with, uh, her ''sisters''...so, we got a big bed. [''rolls back and forth in bed''] See that? More than one person can sleep in it.

But, of course, in the little...''room'' of hers...she, uh, does things hard, so she do- does a lot of work. Not only did she work outside, but she worked inside: she made ''clothes''. So, here's a sewing machine for that.

And, of course, she, uh, worked hard when she went to school... [''something produces a loud farting noise, and it’s difficult to tell whether it’s the game or Chris''], so she, uh, had a lot of writing to do.

And to line up her making clothes, the, uh- she made- prob’ly made a dolly or two.

And here's a couple of her ''fine designs''.

Anyway, she keep- she kept her clothes in her, uh, closets, as well as her, uh, fabrics that she used. Although, y'know, back in her day, I'm surprised she did not get her fabrics [[Random-access humor|missed up with her clothes]], because if she wore the little fabrics, well...wouldn't’ve covered much!

Anyway, of course, she likes to keep ''pretty'', so, uh...she always liked to... [''uses a baby voice''] "have a liddle fun adda miwwah".

So, anyway, uh, we're gonna head downstairs for, uh, a little sad part in the, uh, days of old. [''moves the tour down to the basement'']

This would be what you would call a, uh, [[Bob Walks In|kitchen-slash-dining room]].

[''does a half-hearted impression of Barb''] "Hey! Soup's on! Who wants soup?"

Yeah- oh, yeah – she likes the ''old'' st- to get old stuff, as well, so, she’s got a little ''tea'' set here.

And, uh, we got a kitchen...fridge, and a stove.

Here's a little fan to keep cool with.

Keep food in this little, uh...''pan''try.

And she keeps her, uh, brooms and mops in the old closet, here. Although, somebody brought out the mop; somebody wanted to clean up. You put your garbage in the garbage can.

And this is the sad part. [[Speech Impediment|And it get- and sometime- in some places nowa- in, uh,]] very few houses nowadays, but what happened in the, uh, ''old'' days: the bathroom was in the same room as, uh, the kitchen.

But luckily, [[Chris and health|we always remember to wash our hands with soap and water]].

Yeah.

But anyway, that's just in the days of old. Nowadays, she ''does'' have a b- private bathroom. Yeah.

[''leaves Barb’s house to conclude tour'']

But anyway, she's better off now than she was in the old days...because, uh...we'll time-travel...forward.

Yeah – now, we're gonna time-travel forward...

[jump cut to Chris playing as himself again]

...to the ''present'', here.

Yep – back to the present, we is!

But like I said: uh...Mom and Dad, they, uh, met each other. Oh yeah – I forgot to tell ya how they met. Let's go back into Father's house and sssee how it...was.

[''enters Bob’s house and goes down to the basement'']

They met over at Matty's pub, see?

Yeah. Mom was just, uh, sittin' down with her friend. She was watching, uh, "Bobby", uh, sing up here. And, well, she like-- she really liked his, uh, singing, so, uh, she- as ''Father'' put it: she went up to him, and then, uh...as he passed by to change the Fer- change the Thermo- "Thermostat"? Yeah. Anyway, she chased him down the hallway...and cornered him.

And then, uh, after that, sh- they just talked: like, they just, uh, talked things out, and they, uh, g-got to know each other. Found common things.

But then, in 1980, they ''did'' get married. But that was ''Father's'' side of the story – the "chasing down the hallway" thing – because Mom says that that's not exactly "right".

But anyway, this is where they met: over here at Matty's pub.

And there's a little thing that...you couldn't have without Father’s plastic molding machines: a trash can.

[''leaves Bob’s house again'']

So, anyway, this is on the- this day that this video will be ''shown'' – but on the day that it’s recorded: ''tomorrow''- I mean, it was ''yesterday'' it was recorded – yeah – that these two were wed. So, it was, like, 24 years ago ''today'' that this video was shown- is shown...that- that the brrr-- that the, uh, priest said:

[''does a half-hearted impression of a priest''] "Bob, do you take this woman to be your lubbily-wedded wife? To love and hold and cherish, and to honor?"

[''uses a foolish voice''] "I do! "

[''does same half-hearted impression of a priest''] "And do you, Barbara, take this man to be your lawfully-wedded husband? To love and cherish, and to honor forever?"

[''uses a voice that sounds like Portal’s GLaDOS''] "I do!"

[''does same half-hearted impression of a priest again''] "I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride!"

[''does a half-hearted impression of Bob''] "Whoopee!"

[''uses a deep, singsong voice''] "Happy days are here again!"

And now, let's take a look at the, uh, house...that, uh, [[Love Quest|love]] brought.

[''enters Chandler household to start tour of first floor'']

This here is the ''family room''...below, uh- above that downstairs that, uh, Mom and Dad share.

They brought everything with them between the, uh, "something old, something borrowed, something new, something blue".

Well, there's a little blue there in the, uh, ''barber's'' pole. A little something old from Dad's house.

But, of course, nowadays, Father will, uh, watch television and fall asleep on this...comfy chair...

...when it's night. Of course, he's awake during the day.

And Mom will, uh- she'll sometimes sleep on the couch.

But, of course, they, uh, sleep in their bed here. Big enough for two!

And they have a computer to [[Mass debate|surf the Web]] with.

[''swallows and exhales'']

And, uh, we used to have a, uh, ''player'' piano.

Let us play. [''plays melody'']

Hold on a second.

Plays better when there's no music on from another source!

[''plays incoherent "Sonic" theme'']

That's the ticket!

==Part 3==

<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special Part 3
| image = {{#ev:youtube|VGdvjuVVLls}}
| Stardate = 07 [[June 2004]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Video games|text}}; Relatives
| Performance Style = {{Reason|text}}
| Other = {{Direct Feed|text}}; {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}
| previous = [[The_24th_Wedding_Anniversary_Special#Part_2|The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special Part 2]]
| next = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Song|So Need a Cute Girl]]}}</center>

===Transcript===

But anyway, when- first comes love, then comes marriage...then, they come along with their [[Fuck quest|baby carriage]]. And that's where I came in; born in February 1982 was me.

Yeah – just two years after they got- uh, this- ''less'' than two years after they got married.

So, anyway, this is ''my'' bedroom...and my, uh, TV, and video games. I'd have an entertainment center, but...they didn't have one of those here in ''Animal Crossing''. So, I had to make do. But it's a big TV.

And I got a nice bed, a love couch. Oh – my first video game system was a [[Commodore 64]], here. Good computer, it was; had some great games on it! Of course, I would have to say my ''second'' system after this would be the original Game Boy.

Yeah. But anyway, I kept my video- I keep my video games nowadays ‘cause I got lots of 'em on ''shelves''...and stuff. Yeah.

But anyway, I got my room decorated with a bunch of posters. Yeah – look at all these posters!

Yeah – of course, uh, you got my ''bed'' here; it's my favorite color: blue.

[''moves the tour down to the basement'']

Yeah – and, uh, along with the few video games, we got more video games down here in the basement. Of course, in the real world, down here in the basement-slash-utility room, it'd be Father's records. But in he- in ''Animal Crossing'', got all my N- got my NES collection down here.

Oh – and look at this: [[I Got A Fish|I caught an angel fish]]. This is an angel fish.

Oh – and here's a model! It's a space shuttle. Yeah.

[''leaves own house to conclude tour'']

Anyway, uh, now, we're gonna take a trip back to, uh, Father's house for a special...deal.

[''enters Bob’s house while still playing as himself'']

[''goes down to Bob’s basement bar'']

As a little retribution for, uh...how things were, we're gonna play a little number on the jukebox here. But since we don't have "Side by Side" on recording, we're play-- we're gonna play, uh..."Sittin' Under The Apple Tree".

[''plays the 1942 hit "Don’t Sit Under The Apple Tree" in full'']

''"Don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me! 
''Anyone else but me! 
''Ooh! Anyone else but me! No, no, no! 
''Don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me 
''Till I come marchin' home! 

''Don't go walkin' down lover's lane with anyone else but me! 
''Anyone else but me! 
''Anyone else but me! No, no, no! 
''Don't go walkin' down lover's lane with anyone else but me 
''Till I come marchin' home! 

''I just got word from a guy who heard 
''From the guy next door to me: 
''The girl he met just loves to pet, 
''And it fits you to a tee! So... 
''Don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me 
''Till I come marchin' home! 

''Don't give out with those lips of yours to anyone else but me! 
''Anyone else but me! 
''Anyone else but me! No, no, no! 
''Watch the girls on the foreign shores? You'll have to report to me 
''When you come marchin' home! 

''Don't hold anyone on your knee! You better be true to me! 
''You better be true to me! 
''You better be true to me! 
''Don't hold anyone on your knee! You're gettin' the third degree 
''When you come marchin' home! 

''You're on your own where there is no phone 
''And I can't keep tabs on you! 
''Be fair to me, I'll guarantee 
''This is one thing that I'll do: 
''I won't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but you 
''Till you come marchin' home! 

''Don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me! 
''I know the apple tree 
''Is reserved for you and me! 
''And I'll be true 
''Till you come marchin' home!''"

And there you have a nice little blast from the past!

Now, we're gonna take a trip back up here... [''heads back upstairs and leaves Bob’s house''] and we're back outside.

And now, for, uh, my mom and dad: a little something special for this, uh, video.

This is my way of saying "Happy B- Anniversary" to y'all.

Coming up next:

[''smash cut to a ridiculously crude computer drawing of a wedding cake with the words "To Mom & Dad. / HAPPY / ANNIVERSARY / THANK YOU BOTH FOR MY BIRTH! / Love Christian C." written on its several layers'']

[''a grating ''Mario Paint'' rendition of "Happy Birthday" plays several times as [[Sonichu Zip|an image of Sonichu zips]] across the screen from left to right over and over again'']

Yeah. [''sounding suddenly emotional (or else congested)''] I love you both! Thank y'all for givin' birth to me, y'know. So, now, we're gonna pretty much end this documentary special.

[''all in-game fliers from the beginning of the video scroll by in reverse'']

Let’s see...where did this go?

Yeah – here it is.

[''sings roughly to the tune of the [[Wikipedia:William Tell Overture|William Tell Overture]]'s finale while scrolling back through the fliers glimpsed earlier'']

Happy anniversary! Happy anniversary! 
Happy anniversary! Haaappy anniversary! 
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, laaa-laaaa! 
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, laa-laa-laaaa! Ohhh! 
Happy anniversary! Happy anniversary! 
Happy anniversary! Haaappy anniversary! 
Dun-duh, dun-duh, dun-duh, dun-duh, dun-duh, dun-duh, doh-dohh-dohhh! 
La-ta, duh-tuh, di-tuh, di-tuh, doh-doh-dohh! Ohhhhhh! 
Happy anniversary! Happy anniversary! 
Happy anniversary! Haaappy anniversary! 
Loo-too, doo-too, doo-too, doo-too, doo-too, doo-too, doo-doo-dooo! 
Loo-too, doo-too, doo-too, doo-doo-dooo! 
[''sounding suddenly passionate (or else in terrible pain) as he retreats into his own house while moaning one final verse''] 
Ohhhhhhhh!

[''resumes speaking normally'']

''Till next tiiime...''

Good night, folks!

[''continues filming, even though all he’s doing is saving his game data'']

Thank you, and good night!

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{{Game Videos}}
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[[Category:Videos About or Featuring Farts]]

Shrek Retold

2018-12-01T05:40:02Z

Muchacho1994:

{{quote|That was a good minute that I was part of (Time Code: 25:04 - 26:20). 😊
⚡️💙⚡️|Chris's reflection on Shrek Retold}}

{{infobox
| title = Shrek Retold
| image = [[File:Shrek_retold_banner.jpg|thumb]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Released
|data1 = November 29, 2018
}}

'''Shrek Retold''' is a remake of the 2001 film ''Shrek'', released on the 29th of [[November 2018]]. It is a crowdfunded shot for shot remake, and was organized by 3GI Productions for their annual Shrekfest convention. 200 people contributed their own versions of scenes from the movie.

Chris also contributed his own scene, with voice acting and crudely colored stills, probably doing the most work he's done in around a year and a half. And his scene is still only a little over a minute long.

This project is probably the context behind why Chris was [[mass debating]] and singing along to "[[All Star]]" earlier in the year. Because of this, it can also be assumed the [[Idea Guys]] had something to do with Chris making this scene.

==Chris's Entry==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Chan's scene from Shrek Retold
| video = {{#ev:youtube|rWrNkLjHX9g}}
| stardate = 29 [[November 2018]]
| subject = {{Comics|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|text}}
| saga = {{Idea Guy|text}}
| previous = [[Cat video - Sylvia playing]]
| next =
}}

===Transcript===
'''Chris:''' This is Christine Chandler, I'll be depicting scene 23.
As Shrek enters the ring, the crowd cheers.

'''Shrek:''' "Yeaaaauuuuuh! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh! Daaaaaaaaaaugh!"

'''Chris:''' The bad guy— I forget his name— communicates to the armed forces and Shrek becomes a bit offended and Donkey is scared...?

'''Knight:''' "Shall I give the orders, sir?"

'''Farquaad:''' "No, I have a better idea. People of Duloc, I give you our champion!"

'''Chris:''' The crowd cheers.

'''Shrek:''' "What?"

'''Farquaad:''' "Congratulations, ogre, you have won the honor of going on a... great... and noble....... quest..."

'''Chris:''' ...says that guy, I forget his name still.

'''Shrek:''' "I'm already on a quest! A quest to get my swamp back!"

'''Farquaad:''' "Your swamp?"

'''Shrek:''' "Yeah! My swamp! Where you dumped those fairytale creatures."

'''Farquaad:''' "Okay. All right, ogre, I'll make you a deal. Go on this quest for me and I'll give you your swamp back."

'''Shrek:''' "Exactly the way it was?"

'''Farquaad:''' "Right down to the last slime-covered toadstool."

'''Shrek:''' "And the squa-''terrs''?"

'''Farquaad:''' "As good as gold."

'''Shrek:''' "What kind of... quest?"

'''Chris:''' And I guess that's it for scene 23 of ''Shrek.''

'''snIFF'''

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Cat video - Sylvia playing]]|nextlink=}}

Chris and socialization

2017-07-23T07:05:51Z

Muchacho1994:

Chris is somewhat capable of '''socializing''', in contrast to the epic failure of his [[Love Quest]]. Being a nerd and, as of the 2010s, a [[Tomgirl|member of the LGBT]], Chris has common interests with his friends. Awkwardness arises when Chris attempts to take part in conversations which exceed his limited interests, as his broken social filter can lead to him saying [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|inappropriate things.]]

==In real life==
[[File:Cwc and cwc.jpg|thumb|Chris likes to bring in his dolls to play with at his Pokemon club, even though he has friends there.]]

Chris has some friends which he knows from an all-ages Pokemon club in Charlottesville. He has them added on his Facebook friends list and they occasionally comment on his updates.

One, a woman in her mid-20s named Alexa, repeatedly advised him on how to get a job after seeing him [[beg]] for money online<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Barb pawns jewelry, Chris decides to join Patreon]]</ref><ref>[[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job]]</ref>. Naturally, Chris failed to follow through on her suggestion, instead choosing to respond by writing up a rant on why he doesn’t want to work. Alexa gave up on attempting to help him after that, though she remained on his friend list.

In between her efforts to help him be something other than a drain on society, Alexa was in his company outside of their common Pokemon group, as she saw ''The Lego Batman Movie'' with him.<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#Watching new Lego movies]]</ref>

Chris has also befriended a black woman from the Pokemon club, showing progress in his views of [[race]].<ref>[[January 2017 Facebook Posts#Encouraging a friend]]</ref>

His friends seem to put up with his quirks and there appears to be a pity factor as well, as noted by [[Emily]]:

{{quotebox|Chris legitimately has friends, even if it's a one sided friendship that's only done out of pity. When I ran into Chris at Omegacon, he was more or less being guarded by a middle aged woman who brings her kids to the Pokemon events at the local game store. She was asking me very specific questions but kept pushing when I would give vague answers.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chriss-newest-gal-pal-revealed.28532/page-7#post-2079295</ref>}}

==Over the Internet==
In 2017, he began attempts to socialize on Twitter with voice actresses from some of his favorite shows. His tweets seem to illustrate how he tries to fit into conversations - namely, that he likes to shoehorn in references to cartoons<ref>[[2017 tweets]]</ref>.

===DoopieDoOver===
[[File:Doopiedrawing.jpg|thumb|Chris commissioned this from Doopie.]]

Doopie is a voice actress/animator for the YouTube channel [[Planet Dolan]]. Chris discovered the channel in August 2016 and took a liking to Doopie. He began frequently tweeting to her in 2017. His social awkwardness in full display, he has tweeted to her on the subjects of poop<ref>[[2017 tweets#Poop]]</ref>, his hatred of online dating<ref>[[May 2017 tweets#Ranting on online dating]]</ref>, and he has tried to hit on her by quoting his “I’m Done Adulting” ''My Little Pony'' T-shirt.<ref>[[2017 tweets#Hitting on Doopie]]</ref>

In June 2017, Chris began to pledge on Doopie’s Patreon. A Like on her post, hidden behind a paywall, implies that Chris is pledging $25 per month to her beginning in June 2017<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-7-12-chris-argues-with-a-fool.32246/page-6#post-2426664</ref>. He has also paid her $25 for a commission to serve as a profile picture. Chris began throwing that money at her in the midst of the [[Financhu Crisis]], and he quickly resorted to begging people on Facebook for $50, ostensibly to help him and his mother<ref>[[July 2017 tweets#Resuming begging]]</ref>.

Doopie is fully aware of Chris’s online reputation, and sees him as just another customer, as she explained:

{{quotebox|I've been following the "Chris chan" saga since the beginning. I know everything that (s)he's done. And yeah, it's pretty shitty, but what other people have done to him/her as been pretty shitty too. I'm also just not the type of person to turn someone away when they're being nothing but kind to me. It may be a fake, it may be a show, but I'm not emotionally invested in this enough to really care.

(S)he's paid me to do a commission, and is a patron on my patreon, and as a woman of business, I'm going to treat him/her as every other commissioner and patron.<ref>[[July 2017 tweets#Doopie knows about Chris]]</ref>}}

===MLP voice actresses===
Chris also enjoys tweeting to VAs from [[My Little Pony]], his favorite being Tara Strong. Ironically, a few years ago, Tara publicly criticized Chris, saying:

{{quotebox|I don't think I've seen anyone put an ugly spin on something this outrageously for their own attention. Anyone who follows me know that I'm on a huge anti-bullying platform, and even wrote and produced a song about it.

All my "twolling" as we on Twitter call it is completely adorable and makes people smile. Christian's article makes me angry & disappointed. Hope I never meet the guy.<ref>[[February 2013 Facebook posts#Open Letter to Tara Strong]]</ref>}}

==Sources==
<references/>

{{Chris and}}

CLog 07142017 - Rainbow Colouring

2017-07-23T04:46:10Z

Muchacho1994: /* Transcript */

{{transcript}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = CLog 07142017 - Rainbow Colouring
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=vnAbgxhRdUk}}
| stardate = 14 July 2017
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Marketing|text}}, {{Comics|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{Toothpastetube|text}}
| previous = [[Soda Awawawawa Puccho Candy Response]]
| next = [[]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|Pledge today to receive an autographed copy of a Sonichu book per month, sneak peeks at the pages of the to-be-published books, and more to come.
<nowiki>https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4525122</nowiki>
Direct Donations are also accepted.

<nowiki>http://www.paypal.me/CwcvilleGuardian/10</nowiki>

This is the Official YouTube channel of the one and only creator and author of the Sonichu and Rosechu series, Christine Weston Chandler (AKA Christian, Christopher, Chris Chan, Ricardo); me. Links to my personal Facebook and Twitter pages, as well as my stores of Sonichu and Rosechu, and self, merchandise are available for purchase. Among which, more items are to come in the future, so stay tuned for the updates when I make them personally.
via YouTube Capture}}

==Transcript==
'''Chris:''' Hello, everybody. This is just a small, short update from Christine Chandler, coming to you live from home once again. ''[the camera wobbles a bit, and we get to see Chris's Sonichu medallion and flabby manboobs for a split-second]'' And yes, we call this a Captain's Log. Captain's Log, Stardate: zero-seven-one-four, two-zero-one-seven... uh, seven-four-seven. ''[in a cringy "goofy" voice]'' "Hoo-hoo! Oh, look, there's a 747 flying overhead!" ''[he mimes an airplane flying over his head with his free hand]'' Heh. Ah... aaaanyway... ''[turns his head, inadvertently causing the camera to focus on his ugly green hair]'' Now, y'all will remember... or... yeah, my ''recent''... post, where... ''[holds up a piece of paper with what appears to be a page from the newest ''Sonichu'' issue on it]'' Flipper does a Sonic Rainboom. Ka-boom. ''[pans back to Chris] Big'' boom. But, pretty much, now, it's the only page... well, that and a few I had where I actually added the rainbow, so I'm catching up on all the remaining pages. ''[shifts camera down to table to show off his horrible artwork]'' And, just finished... this one, and I had to use the one I started on the previous... one... as a reference... ''[the camera then, for some reason, moves uncomfortably close to Chris's chest]'' And, uh, let me see how many I have left. ''[muttering]'' That's, uh, three, one, two, three... and, yeah, half a page. Four, yeah, uh, twenty, one-two-three-four... nineteen. ''[finally moves the camera away from his unholy bosoms]'' Ahh. About five pages to go, and I have to do all the rainbow work first. ''[shows another page, which is filled with [[Homos|rainbow colors galore]]]'' Do you know how ''hard'' that is? 'Cuz I'm doing it one marker at a time.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Soda Awawawawa Puccho Candy Response]]|nextlink=}}

{{Captain's Log}}

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2017]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

CLog 07142017 - Rainbow Colouring

2017-07-23T04:44:39Z

Muchacho1994:

{{transcript}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = CLog 07142017 - Rainbow Colouring
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=vnAbgxhRdUk}}
| stardate = 14 July 2017
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Marketing|text}}, {{Comics|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{Toothpastetube|text}}
| previous = [[Soda Awawawawa Puccho Candy Response]]
| next = [[]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|Pledge today to receive an autographed copy of a Sonichu book per month, sneak peeks at the pages of the to-be-published books, and more to come.
<nowiki>https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4525122</nowiki>
Direct Donations are also accepted.

<nowiki>http://www.paypal.me/CwcvilleGuardian/10</nowiki>

This is the Official YouTube channel of the one and only creator and author of the Sonichu and Rosechu series, Christine Weston Chandler (AKA Christian, Christopher, Chris Chan, Ricardo); me. Links to my personal Facebook and Twitter pages, as well as my stores of Sonichu and Rosechu, and self, merchandise are available for purchase. Among which, more items are to come in the future, so stay tuned for the updates when I make them personally.
via YouTube Capture}}

==Transcript==
'''Chris:''' Hello, everybody. This is just a small, short update from Christine Chandler, coming to you live from home once again. ''[the camera wobbles a bit, and we get to see Chris's Sonichu medallion and flabby manboobs for a split-second]'' And yes, we call this a Captain's Log. Captain's Log, Stardate: zero-seven-one-four, two-zero-one-seven... uh, seven-four-seven. ''[in a cringy "goofy" voice]'' "Hoo-hoo! Oh, look, there's a 747 flying overhead!" ''[he mimes an airplane flying over his head with his free hand]'' Heh. Ah... aaaanyway... ''[turns his head, inadvertently causing the camera to focus on his ugly green hair]'' Now, y'all will remember... or... yeah, my ''recent''... post, where... ''[holds up a piece of paper with what appears to be a page from the newest ''Sonichu'' issue on it]'' Flipper does a Sonic Rainboom. Ka-boom. ''[pans back to Chris] Big'' boom. But, pretty much, now, it's the only page... well, that and a few I had where I actually added the rainbow, so I'm catching up on all the remaining pages. ''[shifts camera down to table to show off his horrible artwork]'' And, just finished... this one, and I had the use the one I started on the previous... one... as a reference... ''[the camera then, for some reason, moves uncomfortably close to Chris's chest]'' And, uh, let me see how many I have left. ''[muttering]'' That's, uh, three, one, two, three... and, yeah, half a page. Four, yeah, uh, twenty, one-two-three-four... nineteen. ''[finally moves the camera away from his unholy bosoms]'' Ahh. About five pages to go, and I have to do all the rainbow work first. ''[shows another page, which is filled with [[Homos|rainbow colors galore]]]'' Do you know how ''hard'' that is? 'Cuz I'm doing it one marker at a time.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Soda Awawawawa Puccho Candy Response]]|nextlink=}}

{{Captain's Log}}

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2017]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

CLog 07142017 - Rainbow Colouring

2017-07-22T09:30:51Z

Muchacho1994: /* Transcript */

{{transcript}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = CLog 07142017 - Rainbow Colouring
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=vnAbgxhRdUk}}
| stardate = 14 July 2017
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Marketing|text}}, {{Comics|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{Toothpastetube|text}}
| previous = [[Soda Awawawawa Puccho Candy Response]]
| next = [[]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|Pledge today to receive an autographed copy of a Sonichu book per month, sneak peeks at the pages of the to-be-published books, and more to come.
<nowiki>https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4525122</nowiki>
Direct Donations are also accepted.

<nowiki>http://www.paypal.me/CwcvilleGuardian/10</nowiki>

This is the Official YouTube channel of the one and only creator and author of the Sonichu and Rosechu series, Christine Weston Chandler (AKA Christian, Christopher, Chris Chan, Ricardo); me. Links to my personal Facebook and Twitter pages, as well as my stores of Sonichu and Rosechu, and self, merchandise are available for purchase. Among which, more items are to come in the future, so stay tuned for the updates when I make them personally.
via YouTube Capture}}

==Transcript==
'''Chris:''' Hello, everybody. This is just a small, short update from Christine Chandler, coming to you live from home once again. ''[the camera wobbles a bit, and we get to see Chris's Sonichu medallion and flabby manboobs for a split-second]'' And yes, we call this a Captain's Log. Captain's Log, Stardate: zero-seven-one-four, two-zero-one-seven... uh, seven-four-seven. ''[in a cringy "goofy" voice]'' "Hoo-hoo! Oh, look, there's a 747 flying overhead!" ''[he mimes an airplane flying over his head with his free hand]'' Heh. Ah... aaaanyway... ''[turns his head, inadvertently causing the camera to focus on his ugly green hair]'' Now, y'all will remember... or... yeah, my ''recent''... post, where... ''[holds up a piece of paper with what appears to be a page from the newest ''Sonichu'' issue on it]'' Flipper does a Sonic Rainboom. Ka-boom. ''[pans back to Chris] Big'' boom.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Soda Awawawawa Puccho Candy Response]]|nextlink=}}

{{Captain's Log}}

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2017]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

July 2017

2017-07-22T08:22:16Z

Muchacho1994:

{{ongoing}}
[[File:0717.jpg|thumb|Chris in July 2017]]
'''July''' is the seventh month of [[2017]].

==Posts==
'''Facebook'''
*[[July 2017 Facebook posts]]

'''Twitter'''
*[[2017 tweets#July|July 2017 tweets]]

==Videos==
*[[CLog 07072017]]
*[[Soda Awawawawa Puccho Candy Response]]
*[[CLog 07142017 - Rainbow Colouring]]

==Highlights==
*1 July - An alternate cover and three colored-in pages of [[Sonichu 12]] are posted.
*4 July - Chris wishes his followers a happy [[June 2017 Facebook posts|Independence Day]].
*6 July - Chris posts about his "[[July 2017 Facebook posts|hot hamburger plate]]" dinner.
*7 July - Chris films [[CLog 07072017|a Captain's Log]], covering his progress on Sonichu 12 and his hope of gaining a sponsorship from Crayola.
*9 July - Chris passes his first [[July 2017 tweets#Kidney stone|kidney stone]].
*14 July - another [[CLog 07142017 - Rainbow Colouring|CLog]]
*22 July - Chris [https://www.twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/888672043901886464 begs for $50] on [[Twitter]] to help him and Barb get through the rest of the week, and links to his PayPal. Other users try to persuade him to sell some of his junk.
{{timeline}}

July 2017

2017-07-22T08:19:51Z

Muchacho1994: /* Highlights */

{{ongoing}}
[[File:0717.jpg|thumb|Chris in July 2017]]
'''July''' is the seventh month of [[2017]].

==Posts==
'''Facebook'''
*[[July 2017 Facebook posts]]

'''Twitter'''
*[[2017 tweets#July|July 2017 tweets]]

==Videos==
*[[CLog 07072017]]
*[[Soda Awawawawa Puccho Candy Response]]
*[[CLog 07142017 - Rainbow Colouring]]

==Highlights==
*1 July - An alternate cover and three colored-in pages of [[Sonichu 12]] are posted.
*4 July - Chris wishes his followers a happy [[June 2017 Facebook posts|Independence Day]].
*6 July - Chris posts about his "[[July 2017 Facebook posts|hot hamburger plate]]" dinner.
*7 July - Chris films [[CLog 07072017|a Captain's Log]], covering his progress on Sonichu 12 and his hope of gaining a sponsorship from Crayola.
*9 July - Chris passes his first [[July 2017 tweets#Kidney stone|kidney stone]].
*14 July - another [[CLog 07142017 - Rainbow Colouring|CLog]]
*22 July - Chris begs for $50 on [[Twitter]] to help him and Barb get through the rest of the week, and links to his PayPal. Other users try to persuade him to sell some of his junk.
{{timeline}}

Talk:Chris and his ego

2017-07-22T05:59:46Z

Muchacho1994: /* Why is the page so zoomed out? */

[[Talk:Chris and his Ego/Archive 1|Archive 1]]

[[Talk:Chris and his Ego/Archive 2|Archive 2]]

__TOC__

==What the fuck?==
Why is there pictures of an old man holding his hairy ass open all over the page? Just WTF?! --[[User:Callitcwc|Callitcwc]] 23:13, 16 September 2012 (PTC)

==Archived==
With the massive rewrite of this article complete, old news has been archived. Keep up the good work adding details and improving our shiny new article! --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 23:11, 23 January 2010 (UTC)

Just threw in something that struck me from his [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|phone call]] with [[Asperchu|Alec]]. I'm not sure they entirely fit, but I couldn't think where else to put it. If a better spot comes up or it's deemed unnecessary, feel free to move around/delete as needed. [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 04:20, 27 February 2010 (UTC)
*I saw the text; nice little piece. The community will decide on a whole if this stays (just like any other Wiki) but I think the info you brought in got a proper place here. Nice work, please do more. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:31, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

== Update ==

I updated the page to include the release of the 100...something video. it was juts something quick and also the video is being planned for rename so i would be thankful if someone updated and corrected the entry.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:00, 10 May 2010 (UTC)`

== jesus christ narcissistic personality disorder ==
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder

* An oversensitive temperament at birth
* Overindulgence and overvaluation by parents
* Valued by parents as a means to regulate their own self-esteem
* Excessive admiration that is never balanced with realistic feedback
* Unpredictable or unreliable caregiving from parents
* Severe emotional abuse in childhood
* Being praised for perceived exceptional looks or talents by adults
* Excessive praise for good behaviors or excessive criticism for poor behaviors in childhood

how many of these apply to chris? hurrr [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:15, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

* Well, if we believe his stories about the abusive babysitter and the Nathaniel Greene scream-recording incident, I'd say all of them are true (except the latter part of the last one, I doubt that Bob and Barb ever criticized Chris for anything when he was a kid) [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 20:47, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
::I'm requesting someone to wikilink or whatever the fuck its called and put it up on the main page. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:57, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
::See below regarding the last one. --[[User:Sonichuis44|Sonichuis44]] 19:55, 14 September 2010 (PDT)

==Chris and toys?==
"This stems from childhood when Snorlax would take Chris to the toy store and encourage him to to talk by giving him toys if he could read them out loud." Sauce? This would really explain a lot. Also, how much fucking money do they have, geez --[[User:Sonichuis44|Sonichuis44]] 19:55, 14 September 2010 (PDT)
*You would be shocked, it's along the lines of living in a trailer park but owning a porsche. Chris gets $800 a month, subtract $500 for rent, add in Bob's pension and disablity check, Snorlax's disablity check and you get a tidy sum. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:16, 20 December 2010 (PST)CFA

==NPD==
I can't see Chris having NPD.

'''1.has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)'''
*First concession

'''2.is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love'''
*I don't think Chris exhibits this symptom. He wants love, but he isn't obsessed with fantasies of being omnipotent. He sits in his room and plays vidya, and he knows it. He's pretty normal for a virginal 30-year-old in this category as far as I can tell.

'''3. believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)'''
*This isn't true at all. He whored himself out online, regularly sat outdoors with an attraction sign, and chatted with underage women on Facebook. He's wanted to be published, but so do a lot of other people and they aren't necessarily NPD. He's desperate and begs for everything he gets.

'''4. requires excessive admiration'''
*No. He wants what he sees as a regular relationship. Yeah, it's skewed, but it's what he thinks everyone else gets anyway. That's more of an issue with his social maladjustment than anything else.

'''5. has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations'''
*This is true, but it's pretty well-documented that it has more to do with his parents than anything else, so I'd say this isn't about NPD.

'''6. is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends'''
*We have a couple isolated incidents of this, but in general he [[Honest Content|lays all his cards on the table.]] I wouldn't call him manipulative beyond that of the average human, but one might be led to believe it because we have the times he DOES try to manipulate people well-documented.

'''7. lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others'''
*Mkay

'''8. is often envious of others or believes others are envious of him or her'''
*I wouldn't necessarily agree with this either. He wants women, but other than that he doesn't seem to express envy. Furthermore, outside of Sonichu, he doesn't seem to believe others are envious of him. The Sonichu thing can be explained more easily by saying that Chris thinks he's sitting on a goldmine, and so boasts about it.

'''9. shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes'''
*Fine

So that's 3 symptoms I agree with, maybe 4 if you count #5, when a minimum of 5 is necessary for diagnosis. I honestly don't see why this section should stay, when it's just self-fulfilling prophesy. DSM-IV is a piece of shit anyway. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:42, 20 December 2010 (PST)

:I have to agree that NPD does not apply to him, as his PDD better explains his symptoms than any potential Axis II diagnosis [[User:Anonymous one|Anonymous one]] 14:57, 4 April 2011 (PDT)

:I have to disagree with you on several points. #8 is probably the easiest, what with the "Firstly, YOU WISH YOU WERE ME..." in the rejected Mailbag 10. For #4? His claim that he has over a billion fans seems kind of like excessive admiration. #6 can be shown with his interactions with Liquid Chris, where he tries to take advantage of the fact that he thought that there was someone else called Chris Chandler, who had a girlfriend, and he thought that he could take advantage of that. His failures at blackmail (and his success with his half brother) also seem rather exploitative. For #2, his idea of making a girlfriend into a "sweetheart from the ground-up" (Ground-up what, exactly?) seems like an attempt at ideal love, and his whole idea that he has real power in his curse attacks really seem like a delusional fantasy. As for #3, its a little harder, but it's still there. His treatment of other people with autism, especially those with more severe afflictions, seems to indicate that he believes that he is undoubtedly "special", and his readiness to accept the idea that president Bush would personally get involved with his petty conflict with a community college and that Miyamoto would contact him personally, seem like pretty clear indications that he believes that people who are special will quickly recognize him as also special. For #5, that seems like that could rather cause it to grow into large proportions, there's not necessarily anything saying that the two aren't linked.

:There's also the fact that he seems to have a sort of materialism that fits with NPD, something that people with Aspergers might seem to have. As several of my friends and I have Aspergers, I have noted that there are some pretty big differences there, that are extremely telling. His destruction of the PS3 is perhaps the most obvious example of this. His materialism seems to stem from simply wanting to have something. The item itself is often much less important than actually having it. However, people with Aspergers tend to get things that they mostly want, and also tend to collect things that they feel may have some use later on. It also comes with the fact that items tend to gain a very large amount of sentimental value over time, sometimes greatly exceeding the value of the item itself. If Chris' desire to hoard things was a result of Aspergers and not NPD, then I doubt he would have destroyed his PS3, $9001 offer or not. I really believe that Chris has ''both'' disorders, but the Narcissism is actually a larger factor than autism is. --[[User:CannedPeas|CannedPeas]] 15:58, 11 July 2011 (PDT)

== "Parody of a parody" ==

That seems more like something he picked up reading a review of something like ''Scary Movie'' which emphasises that making a joke movie about a movie that was already a joke is a really stupid idea since it's pointless to mock something that was never serious to start with. So he knows a parody of a parody is bad, and just applies it to his homebrew definition of parody. [[User:Ted Van Gruder|Ted Van Gruder]] 10:29, 17 January 2012 (PST)

== Why is the page so zoomed out? ==

I can't read it without zooming in. --[[User:Muchacho1994|Muchacho1994]] ([[User talk:Muchacho1994|talk]]) 05:59, 22 July 2017 (UTC)

Talk:Chris and his ego

2017-07-22T05:58:19Z

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CLog 07142017 - Rainbow Colouring

2017-07-22T05:53:06Z

Muchacho1994:

{{transcript}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = CLog 07142017 - Rainbow Colouring
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=vnAbgxhRdUk}}
| stardate = 14 July 2017
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Marketing|text}}, {{Comics|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{Toothpastetube|text}}
| previous = [[Soda Awawawawa Puccho Candy Response]]
| next = [[]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|Pledge today to receive an autographed copy of a Sonichu book per month, sneak peeks at the pages of the to-be-published books, and more to come.
<nowiki>https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4525122</nowiki>
Direct Donations are also accepted.

<nowiki>http://www.paypal.me/CwcvilleGuardian/10</nowiki>

This is the Official YouTube channel of the one and only creator and author of the Sonichu and Rosechu series, Christine Weston Chandler (AKA Christian, Christopher, Chris Chan, Ricardo); me. Links to my personal Facebook and Twitter pages, as well as my stores of Sonichu and Rosechu, and self, merchandise are available for purchase. Among which, more items are to come in the future, so stay tuned for the updates when I make them personally.
via YouTube Capture}}

==Transcript==
'''Chris:''' Hello, everybody. This is just a small, short update from Christine Chandler, coming to you live from home once again. ''[the camera wobbles a bit, and we get to see Chris's Sonichu medallion and flabby manboobs for a split-second]'' And yes, we call this a Captain's Log. Captain's Log, Stardate: zero-seven-one-four, two-zero-one-seven... uh, seven-four-seven. ''[in a cringy "goofy" voice]'' "Hoo-hoo! Oh, look, there's a 747 flying overhead!" ''[he mimes an airplane flying over his head with his free hand]'' Heh. Ah... aaaanyway... ''[turns his head, inadvertently causing the camera to focus on his ugly green hair]'' Now, y'all will remember... or... yeah, my ''recent''... post, where... ''[holds up a piece of paper with what appears to be a page from the newest ''Sonichu'' issue on it]'' Flipper does a Sonic Rainboom. Ka-boom.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Soda Awawawawa Puccho Candy Response]]|nextlink=}}

{{Captain's Log}}

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2017]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Soda Awawawawa Puccho Candy Response

2017-07-22T05:35:30Z

Muchacho1994:

'''Soda Awawawawa Puccho Candy Response''' is a video Chris uploaded on July 14, 2017. This is one of the few videos during the [[Financhu Crisis]] that wasn't made for the sole purpose of getting cash from [[weens]]. It's a bit difficult to hear Christian talk through all of the rats and insects living in his house, but if you listen closely near the end, you can hear [[Snorlax]]' glorious war cry.
{{Infobox/video
| name = Soda Awawawawa Puccho Candy Response
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wiQeQ--egZg}}
| stardate = 14 [[July 2017]]
| saga = {{Financhu Crisis|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{Toothpastetube|text}}
| previous = [[CLog 07072017]]
| next = [[CLog 07142017 - Rainbow Colouring]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|Pledge today to receive an autographed copy of a Sonichu book per month, sneak peeks at the pages of the to-be-published books, and more to come.
<nowiki>https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4525122</nowiki>
Direct Donations are also accepted.

<nowiki>http://www.paypal.me/CwcvilleGuardian/10</nowiki>

This is the Official YouTube channel of the one and only creator and author of the Sonichu and Rosechu series, Christine Weston Chandler (AKA Christian, Christopher, Chris Chan, Ricardo); me. Links to my personal Facebook and Twitter pages, as well as my stores of Sonichu and Rosechu, and self, merchandise are available for purchase. Among which, more items are to come in the future, so stay tuned for the updates when I make them personally.
via YouTube Capture}}

'''Transcript'''

'''Chris:''' ''[in a slightly more high-pitched voice than usual, suggesting he is slowly going insane]'' Hello, everybody, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again, with ''[takes breath]'' ''something really''...''completely''... '''dah-ifferent'''. I present to you—if you ever get to try this, or a similar candy–'''AWAWAWAWA'''—Puccho balllll-soda... with fizzy-outer ty-outer types.. coating... that makes it fizz like soda in your mouth. Look at the image! ''[under his breath]'' If I can get it to the camera... ''[he makes a fizzing sound effect]'' Fizzy, fizzy, fizzy. It's good, but, ''for a while'', it's quite sour, I warn ya'. This is a live reactio—
 
'''Barb:''' ''[unintelligible screaming]''
 
'''Chris:''' ...this is a live reaction. Alright?
 
''[Chris pops the candy into his mouth. He clenches his fist, and makes faces for a good fifteen seconds.]''
 
'''Chris:''' It's so sour, it makes me put my fist up at impulse! I'm not gonna hit anything... damn, that's sou—
 
'''Barb:''' Why'd you leave the front door open?
 
'''Chris:''' ''[whispers]'' Ah, goddamnit...

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CLog 07072017]]|nextlink=[[CLog 07142017 - Rainbow Colouring]]}}

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2017]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Soda Awawawawa Puccho Candy Response

2017-07-22T05:35:03Z

Muchacho1994:

'''Soda Awawawawa Puccho Candy Response''' is a video Chris uploaded on July 14, 2017. This is one of the few videos during the [[Financhu Crisis]] that wasn't made for the sole purpose of getting cash from [[weens]]. It's a bit difficult to hear Christian talk through all of the rats and insects living in his house, but if you listen closely near the end, you can hear [[Snorlax]]' glorious war cry.
{{Infobox/video
| name = Soda Awawawawa Puccho Candy Response
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wiQeQ--egZg}}
| stardate = 14 [[July 2017]]
| saga = {{Financhu Crisis|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{Toothpastetube|text}}
| previous = [[CLog 07072017]]
| next = [[CLog 07142017 - Rainbow Colouring]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|Pledge today to receive an autographed copy of a Sonichu book per month, sneak peeks at the pages of the to-be-published books, and more to come.
<nowiki>https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4525122</nowiki>
Direct Donations are also accepted.

<nowiki>http://www.paypal.me/CwcvilleGuardian/10</nowiki>

This is the Official YouTube channel of the one and only creator and author of the Sonichu and Rosechu series, Christine Weston Chandler (AKA Christian, Christopher, Chris Chan, Ricardo); me. Links to my personal Facebook and Twitter pages, as well as my stores of Sonichu and Rosechu, and self, merchandise are available for purchase. Among which, more items are to come in the future, so stay tuned for the updates when I make them personally.
via YouTube Capture}}

'''Transcript'''

'''Chris:''' ''[in a slightly more high-pitched voice than usual, suggesting he is slowly going insane]'' Hello, everybody, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again, with ''[takes breath]'' ''something really''...''completely''... '''dah-ifferent'''. I present to you—if you ever get to try this, or a similar candy–'''AWAWAWAWA''' Puccho balllll-soda... with fizzy-outer ty-outer types.. coating... that makes it fizz like soda in your mouth. Look at the image! ''[under his breath]'' If I can get it to the camera... ''[he makes a fizzing sound effect]'' Fizzy, fizzy, fizzy. It's good, but, ''for a while'', it's quite sour, I warn ya'. This is a live reactio—
 
'''Barb:''' ''[unintelligible screaming]''
 
'''Chris:''' ...this is a live reaction. Alright?
 
''[Chris pops the candy into his mouth. He clenches his fist, and makes faces for a good fifteen seconds.]''
 
'''Chris:''' It's so sour, it makes me put my fist up at impulse! I'm not gonna hit anything... damn, that's sou—
 
'''Barb:''' Why'd you leave the front door open?
 
'''Chris:''' ''[whispers]'' Ah, goddamnit...

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CLog 07072017]]|nextlink=[[CLog 07142017 - Rainbow Colouring]]}}

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2017]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Ohio trip

2017-07-22T05:25:02Z

Muchacho1994:

{{quote|"There was this one time where I actually thought [a troll] was a woman, and I actually drove a whole, a whole, a whole day's worth back and forth, almost 24 hours, from my house to Cleveland, Ohio, where it turned out that was, that was, that was a bad lead.|[[Christian Weston Chandler]].<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref>
}}
[[File:Nnocac.jpg|thumb|150px|Receipts from his trip to [[Wikipedia:Ohio|Ohio]] in search of [[Julie]] show that he specifically orders his fast-food hamburgers without [[pickle]]s.]]

The '''Ohio trip''' was an 800+ mile car trip that Chris took from [[14 Branchland Court|his home]] in [[Ruckersville, Virginia]] to Cleveland, Ohio. Chris took the trip on 24 [[February 2009]], under the false pretense that [[Julie]] had been kidnapped and he needed to rescue her. The trip marks quite possibly the most physical effort Chris ever made in pursuit of the [[Love Quest]], consuming nearly 24 hours of time, far from home and the supervision of his family.

==Lead up==
During a [[Mumble]] chat on 10 February 2009, Julie first asked Chris if he would come visit her in Ohio. He responded by asking that she come to his house, saying he isn't comfortable traveling long distances, especially by himself.<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref> Over the next ten days, Chris would change his mind and agree to visit, before backing out again, and then agreeing he would start setting aside money for an eventual trip within the next couple of months, though he might bring his [[mom]] along. Julie tried to dissuade him from bringing his mom saying "I was thinking that when you get here...[[Chris and sex|you know]]."<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4]]</ref>

During another chat on 22 February, Chris stated that he would "feel at unease if I made the trip without the emotional support of my family". He wanted to have Julie talk to his parents in order to win over their emotional support. Julie replied by saying she was beginning to suspect Chris didn't want to see her. Chris stated his mother was paranoid for his safety, and she suspected Julie might be a police officer posing as an underaged girl.<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 11]]</ref> The next day, Chris reiterated that Barb was still against him going to Ohio. Chris started looking within his church congregation for a different escort for the trip, and suggested [[Rocky Shoemaker|Rocky]] might be up for it.<ref name="skype12">[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 12]]</ref>

Things took a quick turn later that day when [[Max]] informed Chris that Julie had been taken ransom by himself and [[Clyde Cash]]. He stated that he would give Chris five days to come to Ohio and rescue her.<ref name="skype12" /> Unsure on what to do Chris turned to [[trolls|fans]] in a Mumble chat for advice. He stated that he still felt insecure about going there against his parent's wishes. Members of the chat persuaded Chris to be proactive, and convinced him it wasn't a ''To Catch a Predator'' sting. Chris stated he was going to talk to his mother and put his foot down.<ref>[[Mumble 10]]</ref>

The next day (which happened to be his 27th [[birthday]]) Chris went to his [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral, where he said the spirits of his ancestors wished him a safe trip to Ohio.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref> That night Chris sent the following email to Clyde Cash:

"I have NOT failed you, sir, as a matter of fact, I am coming to Cleaveland [sic] tomorrow; I am preparing for my journey, my mind is set, and I have the support of [[God]], my relatives and my friends. So quit trying to scare me, because it is NOT working; tomorrow morning, I am coming to Cleaveland [sic], Ohio for Julie."<ref name="clydeemails">[[Clyde E-mails]]</ref>

==The trip==
Chris left at 5:30 the next morning without informing his parents. He left a note for them to read when they woke up, along with a map of his planned trip.<ref name="jackieemails6">[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref> After Chris's parents saw the note they called the police and filed a missing persons report.<ref name="jackieemails6" /> According to [[Bob]], Chris had never driven over fifty miles out of town before. Bob and Barb worried that Chris would get killed.<ref name="emilydate">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>

Chris traveled onto Interstate 81; it can then be assumed that he took Interstate 70 to the Pennsylvania Turnpike, which then became the Ohio Turnpike at the state line. At one point of his journey, Chris accidentally locked himself out of [[Son-Chu|his car]]. Workers at a nearby toll booth got AAA Road Assistance to help him get back into the car.<ref name="emilydate" />

Chris had taken $50 ($40 of which he had got the previous day for his birthday) with him. He found out this would not be enough cash when he was faced with $11 tolls (according to Bob, Chris had never been on a toll road before), starting in Breezewood, Pennsylvania.<ref name="emilydate" /> At around 4:30 that afternoon he stopped in Streetsboro, Ohio to spend money on food and gas. He purchased $11.68 worth of gas from Sheetz, and got a small hamburger with mayonnaise and a Lemonberry Slushie from [[Sonic]].<ref>[[:File:Nnocac.jpg]]</ref> According to Chris, the slushie was made with real fruit, and had two lemon wedges in it.<ref>[[Sarah May Skype Logs]]</ref>

When he got just outside of Cleveland he called his parents.<ref name="emilydate" /> Upon arriving at the address he was given, Chris found a run-down old house with an elderly woman residing in it. Neither the woman, nor anyone else he asked in the neighborhood, had heard of Julie or Max.<ref name="clydeemails" /> Chris turned around and headed back to Ruckersville. He arrived back home at 3:00 in the morning.<ref name="emilydate" />

==Aftermath==
Despite being duped by trolls, Chris saw the trip as a positive experience. In an email to Clyde Cash,<ref name="clydeemails" /> Chris stated,
{{EmailReply|
"I traveled an 800+ Mile Round Trip to Cleveland, Ohio, only to find at the address you gave me led me to a run-down old red house with an elderly woman residing in it, but not you nor Julie; no one in that neighborhood even heard of Julie nor Max.

Go ahead, Laugh it up, but I want to THANK YOU very much for the Traveling Expierence; I actually did have a GREAT TIME on the road, and enjoyed the sights and views. :)"}}

Chris's parents did not share the same positive opinion of the trip, and told him if he travels at all after the trip to Cleveland, he would not be allowed back into his home, and will be left homeless or even worse.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 13]]</ref>

In the [[Father Call]], Chris mentions the Ohio trip in a conversation about him continually falling for fake women, and Matthew angrily questions to Chris how it's possible for him to drive eight hundred miles for a fake girlfriend, yet he can't do the same for [[Kacey]].

==References==
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{{places}}

[[Category:Events]]
[[Category:Julie Saga]]

User:Muchacho1994

2017-07-22T05:19:26Z

Muchacho1994:

So-ni-chuuuuuuu!

Fuckin' Christian Weston Chandler is the mayor of CWCville
 
He's got a lot of things to do
 
Got a lot of China to steal!
 
Mary Lee Walsh is always waiting to ruin his fun
 
But with the Chaotic Combo at his side
 
The day is already won!

Wel! Come! To! CWCville!
 
We invite you to swallow some sperm!
 
Chris is straight, we guarantee!
 
There are no girls allowed,
 
Unless you're boyfriend-free!
 
He doesn't like the blackies,
 
And God says gays should die.
 
And if you see him sitting at a table,
 
Well, you'd better read his sign!

Sonichu!

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2017-07-22T05:17:12Z

Muchacho1994: Created page with "So-ni-chuuuuuuu! Fuckin' Christian Weston Chandler is the mayor of CWCville He's got a lot of things to do Got a lot of China to steal! Mary Lee Walsh is always waiting to ru..."

So-ni-chuuuuuuu!

Fuckin' Christian Weston Chandler is the mayor of CWCville
He's got a lot of things to do
Got a lot of China to steal!
Mary Lee Walsh is always waiting to ruin his fun
But with the Chaotic Combo at his side
The day is already won!

Wel! Come! To! CWCville!
We invite you to swallow some sperm!
Chris is straight, we guarantee!
There are no girls allowed,
Unless you're boyfriend-free!
He doesn't like the blackies,
And God says gays should die.
And if you see him sitting at a table,
Well, you'd better read his sign!

Sonichu!

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2017-07-22T05:10:23Z

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