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User talk:Lumber

2012-11-08T07:00:24Z

MummiTroll:

==Contact me==
In case you haven't noticed, the forums have been taken down. I'm trying to get the staff back together via e-mail, so contact me @ CWCkiForums@gmail.com. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:17, 7 November 2012 (PST)
:I email you. What's going on? --[[User:Lumber|Lumber]] 07:24, 7 November 2012 (PST)
::I emailed you as well. [[User:CompyRex|CompyRex]] 07:52, 7 November 2012 (PST)
:I'm not a staff member, but I noticed that the site went down and I'm willing to help if it's needed.--[[User:Spelling Bee|Spelling Bee]] 08:09, 7 November 2012 (PST)
:Also not a staff member here (it's Lucrid). Someone should update the Main Page or anywhere else that has links to the former CWCki forum and indicate that it's defunct. Does anyone know how the forums got taken down, anyway? Did a forum admin do it or did someone on Forumer decide that the forum was violating the ToS? -- [[User:MummiTroll|Lucrid]] 02:00, 8 November 2012 (PST)

User:MummiTroll

2010-07-03T06:38:20Z

MummiTroll: Created page with 'Despite the username, I'm an observer - not a troll.'

Despite the username, I'm an observer - not a troll.

Espanolic

2010-07-03T05:30:29Z

MummiTroll: Redirected page to Chris and race#Hispanics

#REDIRECT [[Chris_and_race#Hispanics]]

CWC's Pokésite 2

2010-07-03T05:26:22Z

MummiTroll: added bit about Espanolic

[[Image:480-ElPokeSiteDeRWC2.JPG|thumb|wut]]

'''CWC's Pokésite 2''' is one of Chris's earliest websites about [[Pokémon]], launched on 22 July [[1999]]. [[Chris]] made a Spanish version, which shows that his Spanish name is [[Ricardo]] W. Chandler. According to the sign, Chris made [[Espanolic]] the mascot of the Spanish version.

==History==
In his [[Chris's resume|resume]], Chris proudly proclaims both the Spanish and [[English]] versions as having been created from "notepad scratch" thanks to his HTML classes. Given the quality of the sites, it is largely assumed that "notepad scratch" is a euphemism for "pulled out of his ass". Like everything else of a visual nature that Chris has produced, the sites were nothing short of eye rape. The website was spawned out of his fetish for [[Pokémon]] and originally featured [[Sonichu]] as the mascot.

The site's logo, shown below, was designed by Miranda Joyce Mitchell, one of Chris's high-school classmates.

==Current status==
Since the website has been at various times hosted on [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Chris's other fail webspaces]], its current status is the same as theirs. He doubtlessly has a copy hanging around somewhere though, since Chris seems to feel that everything he produces is pure gold.

==Sign==
El pokesite de RWC 2

¡El Pokésite de R.W.C.!es el website con la información actualizacióna de las noticias del pokémon, el juego de tarjetas de pokemon y es un website bueno con las lenguas inglesa y españolas

Español Rocks!

Visite el website en:

===Translation===

RWCs Pokesite 2:

RWCs Pokesite is thewebsite with the latest news about Pokemon and the Pokemon TGC and is a good website with the spanish and english languajes.

Spanish rocks!
<gallery>
Image:192-pklg2.JPG|Banner
</gallery>

==See Also==
*[[CWC's Pokésite 1]]
*[[Sonichu.net]]
*[[Spanish]]

==External Links==
[http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://homepages.go.com/~christianchandler/pokste2.htm Archive.org's copy of the site]

[[Category:Chris's websites]]

List of places that have banned Chris

2010-07-03T05:09:50Z

MummiTroll: /* Web sites */ added Flipnote Hatena information

Though he's a grown adult, at least physically, [[Chris]] is not above throwing tantrums and generally being a nuisance in public places like the manchild he really is. Due to his terrible behavior, Chris has been '''banned''' from many places. Some of them have been temporary, some of them permanent. It just proves that Chris can't go anywhere without screwing it up for himself.

==Locations==

===The GAMe PLACe===

{{main|The GAMe PLACe}}
According to [[Mimms]], Chris has been banned twice. The first time, which was temporary, was when Chris attempted to get something from the back without permission. The permaban came on 28 August 2008, when Chris got confrontational with a [[niggo|black]] child.

===Charlottesville Fashion Square===

{{main|Charlottesville Fashion Square}}
Chris was busted twice here, once for loitering and again for shouting in public. The second incident may or may not have been Chris's "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shout upon learning [[Hanna]] was trolling him. He was banned for a year, but the ban has since expired.

===Grace Baptist Church===

{{main|Grace Baptist Church}}
Chris was banned from his old church in 2008. He claimed in an email with lordsillynipples, "Pastor John Hartless did not like my views I've expressed in [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|my video I did on my 25th Birthday]], and he found the [[ED]] page." Later, in [[Mailbag 14]], he claimed it was because "The pastor did a background check on me, and found images of women in bikinis on my Facebook; he was offended."

===Wal-Mart===

{{main|Wal-Mart}}
Chris was twice kicked out of Wal-Mart. On 23 June 2005, the manager of the store's McDonald's (depicted as the [[B-Manajerk]] by Chris in the comics) attempted to arrest Chris for loitering, but his own fast thinking and hiding his Attraction Sign (which got him in trouble in the first place) ended up with him removed from the restaurant for the rest of the day (or so he says). The actual banning came two days later, 25 June 2005, when Chris returned and attempted to loiter again. Both managers for McDonald's and Wal-Mart confronted Chris, but being the stubborn, pig-headed, [[JERK]]-hating manchild he is, he refused to listen to the managers, ran off and nearly ran ''over'' one of them. In late 2009, he returned to Wal-Mart, forcing one of the female employees to measure him for a [[sports bra]].

===Target===

{{main|Target}}
On 20 July 2005 (almost a month after Chris's incident over at Wal-Mart), he attempted to loiter at a newly-built Target, intending on exploiting their free soda refill deal while he tried to get boyfriend-free girls. According to [[Emily]], Chris was approached by management and asked to leave, but he refused. Pressed, he insulted them and forced them to call the cops. When they did, Chris tried to run, forcing them to tackle, hogtie and handcuff him. All this on the store's opening week!

===Piedmont Virginia Community College===

{{main|Piedmont Virginia Community College}}
Two incidents occurred here. The first occurred on Chris's 21st birthday, 24 February 2003. Chris originally blamed the incident on him having an outburst when he was kicked out of a class after telling a male professor that he, like the main character in a story they were learning about, was autistic. According to Emily, however, it turns out that he was kicked out because of his homophobic tendencies causing him to say something derogatory. In either case, Chris started his [[Love Quest]] this day.

The second incident occurred when, in mid-October 2003, dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] spotted Chris and his [[Attraction Sign]] and took it away, criticizing Chris for his actions, as she believed he was trying to solicit sex. When Walsh destroyed a second sign, Chris [[Chris and Anger|raged]] and went on the offensive. This incident lead to her banning Chris for a year, forcing him to see a psychiatrist and go to anger management classes (all of which have [[fail]]ed).

==Web sites==
===deviantART===
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Chris has twice been banned from deviantART. Both times were for the same reason: sexual imagery without the proper filters. The first time was around May 2009, most likely due to the imagery from [[Sonichu 7]]; the second was August 28, 2009, due to the infamous cameltoe scene in [[Sonichu 9]] and the sex scene between [[Blake]] and [[Bubbles]] in [[Sonichu 8]].

===YouTube===
{{main|YouTube}}
Chris has abandoned many of his accounts after troll attacks. One of his accounts, CChanSonichu, was suspended because of [[The July 10th Messages|three insulting videos]] he posted in tandem on 10 July 2009.

===Wikipedia===
{{main|Chris and Wikipedia}}
On May 1, 2009, Chris created an account on Wikipedia, hoping to show his side to his life story, one that wasn't "smeared" by trolls. It was deleted soon afterward. His user account was indefinitely blocked (although the blocking admin actually believed it to be a sockpuppet of a troll and not the genuine article), and the article name "Christian Weston Chandler" has been "salted" to prevent it from returning.

===Flipnote Hatena===
{{main|Flipnote Hatena}}
After uploading and re-uploading numerous flipnotes that violated the rules of the family-friendly Flipnote Hatena site, the moderators banned him permanently from uploading flipnotes on 2 July 2010.

==Organizations==

===The Cub Scouts===

Chris stated in part 4 of his [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]] that he was kicked out of the "Wolf Cub Scouts" in the late 80s because he was autistic. Undoubtedly, it was for something he did that he didn't tell us about. His commentary suggests that he routinely angered his Den Mother with his illogical behavior and that he believes this to be the reason he is banned.

In [[Mailbag 18#Instead the courts were on the side of justice|Mailbag 18]], Chris revealed that his parents tried to sue the Boy Scouts of America over this incident.

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