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2011-09-25T14:13:42Z

Mupkids: Sonichu in sunday comics

Sonichu in sunday comics

Talk:Kaka Makeup Basics

2011-08-17T03:12:20Z

Mupkids:

{{Not_A_Forum}}

I will transcribe this bitch! --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 19:53, 16 August 2011 (PDT)

...kaka? [[User:Mupkids|Mupkids]] 20:12, 16 August 2011 (PDT)

Talk:Kaka Makeup Basics

2011-08-17T03:12:03Z

Mupkids:

{{Not_A_Forum}}

I will transcribe this bitch! --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 19:53, 16 August 2011 (PDT)
...kaka? [[User:Mupkids|Mupkids]] 20:12, 16 August 2011 (PDT)

User:Clydec/ThingsChrisHats

2010-11-17T03:06:46Z

Mupkids:

stealing Crasscrab's point from the Harry Potter talk page:

This article has given me an idea for a new list section of the CWCiki: Things Chris Hates. This would include a variety of things which Chris has mentioned his disdain for, including the Hexbox, homo males, and everything that involves manual labor. Harry Potter seems abit irrelevant in of itself to warrant its own article, given that Chris has only mentioned it a couple of times and has no real basis for hating it other than because it was/is in competition with Pokemon, but it's still something that could be encapsulated in a list as a summary. --CrassCrab 18:56, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

combined with beat's comment

Chris doesn't like Harry Potter, sure, but he's only mentioned it a few times and hasn't read any of the books. I like the idea of an article that covers all the weird little things that Chris hates for no reason, but we don't need a whole article for every one of them. Moon plz.--Beat 20:27, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Discuss on what do, if this page is proposed what articles should be mentioned/merged into it. Go. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:06, 15 November 2010 (PST)

I think it's a good peek into the mind of Chris. Sometimes his dislikes are as arbitrary and capricious as his likes. It's also conceivable to organize a portal by magnitude from things he actively speaks out against (The Homos), to things he hates but isn't always vocal about (Tobacky) to things he is okay with whenever it serves his purposes (Alcohol). [[User:Mupkids|Mupkids]] 19:06, 16 November 2010 (PST)

2010-10-26T02:08:52Z

Mupkids:

Chris weighing himself???
Is he gonna start a weight loss plan for Jackie?

:Sign your posts and take the topic to Speculation for a discussion (admins are cracking down on forum-like posts). --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 16:18, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

Not enough data to work with unfortunately. We have no idea how accurate that scale is. The second he steps off of it, it could read -40 pounds. Secondly a person could put all their weight on the balls of their feet with that type of scale and screw with the measurement (you should have your weight on your heels). Sucks. This could have been good material to work with. [[User:Mupkids|Mupkids]] 19:08, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:WeighIn

2010-10-26T02:08:28Z

Mupkids:

A Workout

2010-10-20T02:13:17Z

Mupkids:

'''A Workout''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 19 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris appears to have stuffed his [[muscle bra]] again and performs [[Chris_and_health#Exercise|a workout routine]] to ''Ass 'n' Titties'' by [[Wikipedia:DJ Assault|DJ Assault]], specifically a [[YouTube]] video which includes dancing by various ''World of Warcraft'' characters.

With the aid of readily available fitness calculators, top men estimate Chris burned roughly 32 calories. Approximately one tenth of a serving of [[My Coke Rewards|cola]]. Further perspective can be gained by comparing how long it takes other activities to burn 32 calories: [[Chris_and_art|Drawing]] (7 minutes), [[PS3|Playing video games]] (11 minutes), [[Mass Debating]] (12 minutes), [[Chris_and_television|Lying motionlessly while watching TV]] (15 minutes) and [[Chris_and_religion|Kneeling while praying]] (15 minutes).

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = A Workout
| video = {{#ev:youtube|_2PMKRwgAEw}}
| stardate = 18 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt = Unknown White T, {{Cwcbra|text}}
| previous = [[Pregnant Act#The Remake|Pregnant Act]]
| next = Current
}}

=== Transcript ===
'''''0:00-0:10''' Video starts with Chris putting on Ass 'n' Titties by DJ Assault. Chris faces the camera with his stuffed [[Muscle_bra|muscle bra]] and starts [[Fail|exercising]] by punching spastically in time to the beats. ''

'''''0:11-0:24''' He then begins doing his version of jumping jacks.''

'''''0:25-0:59''' Chris starts swaying his hips from side to side before doing several [[CWC_Fighter|Chun Li kicks]]. He noticeably begins to slow down here but continues on and adds spastic punches as well.''

'''''1:00-1:27''' He starts twisting side to side with stuffed muscle bra in full view. [[Slow_in_the_minds|Chris loses the beat]] of the track at this point.''

'''''1:28-1:54''' Next up he starts stretching his arms to the ground and back up. Though he speeds up again for a few seconds, he goes back to slow relatively quickly.''

'''''1:55-2:11''' Chris starts stretching his arms down each arm individually.''

'''''2:12-2:19''' Here he stretches out his back with his [[Obesity|fat autistic gut]] on display.''

'''''2:20-2:43''' Next he begins twisting side to side again momentarily before doing jumping jacks again with poor posture.''

'''''2:44-3:05''' Begins punching again, taking a brief look at his screen. Starts punching side to side.''

'''''3:06-3:23''' Chris twists side to side again, this time with his arms open and being twice as slow as the rhythm.''

'''''3:24-3:29''' Punches upwards and then back forwards. Music stops. Chris faces the camera and gropes his own man tits.''

Be her boobies!

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = 12 Second Power Workout With Christian Weston Chandler
| video = {{#ev:youtube|EJNtY52H2Oc}}
| Maker = ChristopherCooler
| Stardate = 19 October 2010
| Video Type =
}}

==See also==
*[[11042009 51 50‎|51 50]]
*[[30 Push-Ups]]
*[[Power]]
*[[I AM STRONG]]

==External link==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ5-iZYHBEc The video in the background]
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Pregnant Act#The Remake|Pregnant Act]]|nextlink=Current}}
{{Videos}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Talk:A Public Announcement for Congress

2010-10-19T13:06:27Z

Mupkids:

I'll have a go at transcribing this nonsense... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 22:09, 18 October 2010 (PDT)

That "You take the Good, you take the bad" crap is from Family Guy. I'm linking it to the Family Guy page. --[[User:Colonelslime|Colonelslime]] 23:22, 18 October 2010 (PDT)

It's interesting how he switches scale through the talk. Not that anyone who pays attention to Chris would expect coherent thought. He starts off with "Presidential Candidate" and how he can improve the nation. He then scales down to a city level with the police departments before sharing his policies on interplanetary invasion before finally explaining how he'll police the internet, essentially the communication network of the world at large. In fine Chris fashion, he is candidate for Supreme Leader.[[User:Mupkids|Mupkids]] 06:06, 19 October 2010 (PDT)

==Notice==

2.5% is half of 5%. Taxes aren't being cut by "a small fraction", they're being slashed in twain. In economic terms, that's effectively halving the government's income (I know they get money from other sources, but 5% of GDP is their largest contributor), which would destroy, among other things, the military, education, and scientific research in the US. Not a small thing at all. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 03:52, 19 October 2010 (PDT)
*Fuck, another victim of bad vision. I reread it and thought I got it right. Still, I think the point can be driven home more. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 03:54, 19 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:A Hike

2010-10-15T14:15:34Z

Mupkids: /* Total Distance */

{{Not A Forum}}

Transcribed. Missed a few words, such as what he has in addition to his phone and camera and the word he used to describe the woodland theater. [[User:Mupkids|Mupkids]] 19:49, 9 October 2010 (PDT)

*Pretty sure he's saying "OFF!," as in the brand of insect repellant. The second unintelligible might be Palmer, since I think he's talking about the [http://www.monticello.org/parkway/woodlandtheater.html Palmer Woodland Theater]. --[[User:GrannyT|GrannyT]] 21:35, 9 October 2010 (PDT)

In the first few seconds of the video it sounds like he's saying "waking" insead of "making" [[User:MoarDesu|MoarDesu]] 20:50, 9 October 2010 (PDT)

What "Carter family" is he talking about?--[[User:Svek|Švek]] 21:04, 9 October 2010 (PDT)
*Considering he mentions the Carter name after reaching the overlook, he's probably referring to [http://www.monticello.org/parkway/carter.html this]. [[User:Tadahima|Tadahima]] 23:47, 9 October 2010 (PDT)

To whomever wrote it, 59 miles is NOT less than one kilometre. Hell, one mile is more than one kilometre. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 02:09, 10 October 2010 (PDT)
*Oh wait, my glasses weren't on. Derp. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 02:12, 10 October 2010 (PDT)
*I wrote it. 0.59 miles is about 950 meters, or a little over ten football field lengths. --[[User:Riley_Martin|'''Uhh… this is Riley Martin.''' O-Qua Tangin Wann]] 10:58, 10 October 2010 (PDT)

[[Wes Iseli|Wes]] commented on the video [http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments=1&v=37pXWB9rjBU (Search "WesIseli")] . Any thoughts? Should we be adding that bit of info here and/or on the main article of him? I'd do it but I'm too damn tired to think up a concise description --[[User:Nechita|Nechita]] 11:53, 10 October 2010 (PDT)
*You could say "Wes commented on the video and told Chris to get a job, proving he doesn't know our man-child very well". By the way, is it really the Wes Iseli or is it just someone using the name?[[User:Svek|Švek]] 12:06, 10 October 2010 (PDT)
**I doubt Wes Iseli gives two shits about Chris, it's most likely someone posing as him. [[User:EtonpilfAnetah|EtonpilfAnetah]] 12:46, 10 October 2010 (PDT)
:*The one that posted on that video is not the same wes as that is listed on his page here. It could still be Wes using a different account but I doubt it. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 12:48, 10 October 2010 (PDT)
::*It's a fake account god damn it. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 12:53, 10 October 2010 (PDT)

After getting a data processing error two times, I successfully put in the time code. I've learned that I shouldn't leave the edit window open for a long time. I copy-pasted my edits to the article, which saved me from wasting ten minutes putting in the edits again. From now on, I'll use NotePad to transcribe and paste the text into the article. --[[User:Vofdoom38|VofDoom38]] 18:52, 10 October 2010 (PDT)

== Did chris learn that moss grows on the north side of a tree from Sonic Sez? ==

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CY85z3rKp0&feature=related]

== Total Distance ==

Let assume I'm stupid and/or lazy, just how much did Chris-Chan hike? --[[SerenityMoonstone|SerenityMoonstone]] 23:14, 11 October 2010
* Honestly, I'm having a hell of a time doing the calculation. The problem we run into is exactly which direction he took. We know he went to the woodland theater first, so measuring from the parking lot to the theater (there's two paths) you get something like 800-900 feet with an elevation increase of 40 feet. He goes past an 'open field', which could be the Lower Meadows trail. It could also just be a small clearing on the Umbrella Magnolia trail. We know there was then two forks in the road. We know he makes his way to the Carter Family Overlook and can assume he drug his sorry ass home from that point. And of course, we can't neglect the very real possibility he got lost and walked in circles for a while on one of the loops near the Woodland Theater. All we can say for certain is he was winded walking 300 yards with a mild incline. If he went counter-clockwise on the map, maybe a two miles. If he went from the theater to the overlook, just about a mile.If a field agent could verify the clearing and the 'red growth' tree, which path that was on, we could pin point it better. As well, no one would doubt that he took healthy breaks when the camera was off. So even if it was two miles, I wouldn't be shocked if it took him hours to cover that ground. [[User:Mupkids|Mupkids]] 12:33, 13 October 2010 (PDT)
::Maybe Google Maps can help you a bit. Also, the progression of the sun should be an indicator of the time passed. Considering this... it's not likely that his breaks were too long. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 13:25, 13 October 2010 (PDT)
::: I've given that a shot too, I actually used GoogleEarth. What I did was resize the PDF map as well so that it's a pixel per foot to calculate distances. The problem is, there's no landmarks you can see from the sat photos that you can see in the video. This is also thanks to Chris's idea of what is noteworthy - "Look, a tree on the ground. And another one. And some moss".
::::[[File:Saunders-Monticello-Sat.jpg]]
::::You're right about the sun, I was using that to try and figure out his walking direction, that time of day the sun would be in the west. So at times he was walking south. His assessment of 'moss grows on the north of rocks' is not hard and fast. Moss usually grows on the north side but there's nothing stopping it from growing on the west or the south. It is actually completely unreliable, just like Chris.
Here's an idea guise. It doesn't matter exactly how long or far he walked. We have a rough estimate and that is perfectly fine. Not even an FA is going to go to this place, track Chris' steps, and measure every path he walked on, much less measure the change in elevation. We don't need to know. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 14:33, 14 October 2010 (PDT)
::::No shits too minor. I'm the one who did the rough estimate to begin with. If someone recognizes the area having been there, fine I'll recalculate it. It seems like a popular destination. No one is suggesting someone go out there and measure it. Distance and elevation are already on the map.[[User:Mupkids|Mupkids]] 07:15, 15 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:A Hike

2010-10-15T14:15:15Z

Mupkids:

{{Not A Forum}}

Transcribed. Missed a few words, such as what he has in addition to his phone and camera and the word he used to describe the woodland theater. [[User:Mupkids|Mupkids]] 19:49, 9 October 2010 (PDT)

*Pretty sure he's saying "OFF!," as in the brand of insect repellant. The second unintelligible might be Palmer, since I think he's talking about the [http://www.monticello.org/parkway/woodlandtheater.html Palmer Woodland Theater]. --[[User:GrannyT|GrannyT]] 21:35, 9 October 2010 (PDT)

In the first few seconds of the video it sounds like he's saying "waking" insead of "making" [[User:MoarDesu|MoarDesu]] 20:50, 9 October 2010 (PDT)

What "Carter family" is he talking about?--[[User:Svek|Švek]] 21:04, 9 October 2010 (PDT)
*Considering he mentions the Carter name after reaching the overlook, he's probably referring to [http://www.monticello.org/parkway/carter.html this]. [[User:Tadahima|Tadahima]] 23:47, 9 October 2010 (PDT)

To whomever wrote it, 59 miles is NOT less than one kilometre. Hell, one mile is more than one kilometre. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 02:09, 10 October 2010 (PDT)
*Oh wait, my glasses weren't on. Derp. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 02:12, 10 October 2010 (PDT)
*I wrote it. 0.59 miles is about 950 meters, or a little over ten football field lengths. --[[User:Riley_Martin|'''Uhh… this is Riley Martin.''' O-Qua Tangin Wann]] 10:58, 10 October 2010 (PDT)

[[Wes Iseli|Wes]] commented on the video [http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments=1&v=37pXWB9rjBU (Search "WesIseli")] . Any thoughts? Should we be adding that bit of info here and/or on the main article of him? I'd do it but I'm too damn tired to think up a concise description --[[User:Nechita|Nechita]] 11:53, 10 October 2010 (PDT)
*You could say "Wes commented on the video and told Chris to get a job, proving he doesn't know our man-child very well". By the way, is it really the Wes Iseli or is it just someone using the name?[[User:Svek|Švek]] 12:06, 10 October 2010 (PDT)
**I doubt Wes Iseli gives two shits about Chris, it's most likely someone posing as him. [[User:EtonpilfAnetah|EtonpilfAnetah]] 12:46, 10 October 2010 (PDT)
:*The one that posted on that video is not the same wes as that is listed on his page here. It could still be Wes using a different account but I doubt it. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 12:48, 10 October 2010 (PDT)
::*It's a fake account god damn it. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 12:53, 10 October 2010 (PDT)

After getting a data processing error two times, I successfully put in the time code. I've learned that I shouldn't leave the edit window open for a long time. I copy-pasted my edits to the article, which saved me from wasting ten minutes putting in the edits again. From now on, I'll use NotePad to transcribe and paste the text into the article. --[[User:Vofdoom38|VofDoom38]] 18:52, 10 October 2010 (PDT)

== Did chris learn that moss grows on the north side of a tree from Sonic Sez? ==

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CY85z3rKp0&feature=related]

== Total Distance ==

Let assume I'm stupid and/or lazy, just how much did Chris-Chan hike? --[[SerenityMoonstone|SerenityMoonstone]] 23:14, 11 October 2010
* Honestly, I'm having a hell of a time doing the calculation. The problem we run into is exactly which direction he took. We know he went to the woodland theater first, so measuring from the parking lot to the theater (there's two paths) you get something like 800-900 feet with an elevation increase of 40 feet. He goes past an 'open field', which could be the Lower Meadows trail. It could also just be a small clearing on the Umbrella Magnolia trail. We know there was then two forks in the road. We know he makes his way to the Carter Family Overlook and can assume he drug his sorry ass home from that point. And of course, we can't neglect the very real possibility he got lost and walked in circles for a while on one of the loops near the Woodland Theater. All we can say for certain is he was winded walking 300 yards with a mild incline. If he went counter-clockwise on the map, maybe a two miles. If he went from the theater to the overlook, just about a mile.If a field agent could verify the clearing and the 'red growth' tree, which path that was on, we could pin point it better. As well, no one would doubt that he took healthy breaks when the camera was off. So even if it was two miles, I wouldn't be shocked if it took him hours to cover that ground. [[User:Mupkids|Mupkids]] 12:33, 13 October 2010 (PDT)
::Maybe Google Maps can help you a bit. Also, the progression of the sun should be an indicator of the time passed. Considering this... it's not likely that his breaks were too long. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 13:25, 13 October 2010 (PDT)
::: I've given that a shot too, I actually used GoogleEarth. What I did was resize the PDF map as well so that it's a pixel per foot to calculate distances. The problem is, there's no landmarks you can see from the sat photos that you can see in the video. This is also thanks to Chris's idea of what is noteworthy - "Look, a tree on the ground. And another one. And some moss".
::::[[File:Saunders-Monticello-Sat.jpg]]
::::You're right about the sun, I was using that to try and figure out his walking direction, that time of day the sun would be in the west. So at times he was walking south. His assessment of 'moss grows on the north of rocks' is not hard and fast. Moss usually grows on the north side but there's nothing stopping it from growing on the west or the south. It is actually completely unreliable, just like Chris.
Here's an idea guise. It doesn't matter exactly how long or far he walked. We have a rough estimate and that is perfectly fine. Not even an FA is going to go to this place, track Chris' steps, and measure every path he walked on, much less measure the change in elevation. We don't need to know. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 14:33, 14 October 2010 (PDT)
::::: No shits too minor. I'm the one who did the rough estimate to begin with. If someone recognizes the area having been there, fine I'll recalculate it. It seems like a popular destination. No one is suggesting someone go out there and measure it. Distance and elevation are already on the map.

Talk:A Hike

2010-10-14T00:20:18Z

Mupkids: /* Total Distance */

File:Saunders-Monticello-Sat.jpg

2010-10-14T00:08:52Z

Mupkids: Overlaying of the Saunders Monticello trail with Google Earth.

Overlaying of the Saunders Monticello trail with Google Earth.

2010-10-10T01:34:49Z

Mupkids:

'''ECV 00001''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 9 [[October 2010]], in which he attempts to teach us about the [[Cherokee]] while dressed as what he thinks they looked like. Throughout the video, he holds a [[PlayStation]] Move controller and a matching "Navigation Controller", probably to show off his purchase in the delusion that anyone gives a shit. Chris also returned to using his old [[PSEye]] to record this video, this causes a number of skips to occur throughout the video.
==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = ECV 00001
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mum48216-C0}}
| stardate = 9 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Racism|text}}
| style =
| saga =
| shirt = {{Cwcbra|text}}
| previous = [[100 2270]]
| next = TBA
}}

=== Transcription ===
Me noble Cherokee Man. I come to you with a brief bit of introduction to our Cherokee clan. We were a peaceful lace... peaceful race, most of our history is encrypted within Spanish history. Some of it was previously uh translated, was translated, as found on The Wikipedia under the ther "Cherokee" C-H-E-R-O-K-E-E. We were very peaceful, I tell ya what. We were so peaceful, that we found war activities to be a polluting activity. And we had and a whole and before it was revoked we had purity sessions of which our priests of our clans purified the warriors that went out into battle before they come into to the village and resume life there. And we were even bartered as sluts bartered off as slaves to the Virginia and north and northward. And we had a whole bunch of medishin [[Tobacky|medicianal supstances]] that were created within our times by our witch doctors, which I happen to have a witch doctor. His name is on my thing there, but [[Honor_roll|I forgot memorize it.]] Which he comes from the Chandler Clan on my father's side. It was a good union, though, between my father meeting my mother for she comes from the English clan, but we were here in America first and we had our own tortures. And through a whole bunch of trials and tribulations, we ended up walking the Trail Of Tears.

Of which, as we walked the trail, some of us wandered of the trail to be hidden from those that have considered us slaves. Unfortunately, thanks to our right... thanks to our guys, slavery has been abolished altogether, including the black slaves. Though I not say that, it was of an consasensus... Hey, we're with you on this one dude we're with you on this one dudes. I mean, we were slaves as well back in the day. But we've managed to collect ourselves, and there only a few of us left within this America and mostly there are only partial regions with us, but there are orginisations of us Cherokees within states like Oklahoma and Tennesee. More information on this as well as our history on The Wikipedia. Also, we did go off out in battle after that practice was abolished. Of which we have purified our warriors before they could return to our village. We were fierce though. We were very very fierce. But anyway, with that, don't mess with us. For we will shoot you down. PEW.

==See also==
*[[War Paint Video]]
*[[Cherokian Clan]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2270]]|nextlink=Current}}