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Metal Gear

2010-01-28T23:37:32Z

MuscleRiderKaze: /* Notes */

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[[Image:Torture.jpg|thumb|right|"We live in a sad age. [[YouTube]], [[PSEye]]s, [[For Julie's Eyes Only|leaked]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|videos]]... 1990s Internet had its share of [[trolls]], but at least they had no streaming video. Internet today makes things too easy."]]

Being that '''''Metal Gear Solid''''' is [[Clyde Cash|so cash]], and most of the [[trolls]] emerged from the depths of [[4chan|/v/]] (where [[Fapcup |wanking]] to Big Boss is mandatory), several ''MGS'' references have emerged. Even [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] has made some possibly unintentional nods to the franchise. [[Vivian]] has also proclaimed her [[Homos|love]] for [[ Jason Kendrick Howell|Liquid Snake]].

==Allusions made by trolls==
[[Image:KNOWTHEDIFFERENCE.JPG|thumb|[[Wild|It really could.]]]]

* [[The Miscreants]] are an obvious [[parody]] of The Patriots, except that The Patriots aim to troll the world while The Miscreants specialize in [[Chris|autistic manchildren]].

* "La-li-lu-le-lo" was the same password EVA was supposed to give Big Boss in ''Metal Gear Solid 3''. If anyone ever asks you "Who are the Patriots?" and you reply with anything else, you'll probably end up being smashed on the head with a [[PS3|PSTriple]].

* [[The Miscreants]] codenames all go along the lines of, "The (x)". This is another nod to ''MGS3'', where one must face [[Blanca|The Pain]], [[Sarah May|The Fear]], [[Ivy|The End]], and [[Julie|The Fury]].

* [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] goes by the e-handle "Liquid Snake."

* Some of [[User:Lime/Clyde vs. Chris: Day by Day|Clyde's messages to Chris]] contain footage from the series.

* "Liquid Chris" was the codename for [[CChanSonichuCWC]] due to his penchant in excelling in everything Chris does, noting that Liquid Snake was Solid Snake's genetic twin and enemy who had inherited the dominant genes of Big Boss.

==Allusions made by Chris==
[[Image:Bigboss.JPG|thumb|Big Boss appeared in ''[[Sonichu 9]]'', but was mauled by faggotry.]]

* Gecko and Mantis are shown as chefs in [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"]]. While physically deformed [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|mutants]], their names are reference to the [[troll]] Gecko Mantis, who got his name from the elite bio-mechanical robot originating from ''MGS4'', and [[User:Jump|Psycho Mantis]], a psychic soldier appearing in ''MGS1'' and briefly in ''MGS4''.

* [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] was portrayed similar to Big Boss, with brown hair, a headband and an eye patch. For a while, it was assumed that Chris browsed /v/ for three seconds, saw a Big Boss picture and decided it was close enough, despite Big Boss and Liquid Snake (Jason's e-alias) being radically different characters. Later, Jason revealed that Chris saw an old picture of him with an eye patch on [[Myspace]]<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9TtPNnyayY A Jason Retrospective Part 2]</ref>; which makes a bit more sense, as Chris wouldn't go near any place as drunk or smokey as /v/.

* [[Wild]] sneaks into the [[4-cent garbage.com]] company headquarters, which is apparently full of empty red corridors. Chris may be making a subtle joke at ''Metal Gear Solid'''s typical bland military bases. Or, far more likely, he is too [[Stress|stressed]] to include enemies, or details.

==Notes==
[[Image:Maryleewalshpatriot.png|thumb|Picture of [[Mary Lee Walsh]] featured at in the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Good_Fan_Art "Good Fan Art"] article at [[CWCipedia]]]]

It should be pointed out that most of the trolls reference ''Metal Gear Solid 3'', for the [[Sony|Playstation 2]]. It wouldn't be too outrageous to think this is because most trolls aren't on [[Monthly tugboat|government welfare]] and can't cough up the hundreds of dollars for a [[PS3]]. This is one of those rare cases where [[God/Jesus]] decided to [[counter-troll]].

Christian has purchased ''Metal Gear Solid'' from the [[PSN]]; however, he most likely has not touched it because he's too busy playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' or ''[[Brutal Legend]]'' or ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' or ''Wheel of Fortune'' and the fact that [[Sonichu Special 4|sneaking behind enemies instead of attacking them head-on]] is too stressful for him.

Also of note, ''Metal Gear Solid 4'' is '''not''' listed as one of the best PS3 games according to Chris, even though it has sold over 5 million units, making it '''the''' best-selling PS3-exclusive title to date.

==Sauce==
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==See also==
*[[LittleBigPlanet#Metal Speed Solid|Metal Speed Solid]]
*[[Liquid Chris]]
*[[Solid Chris]]
*[[Robert Simmons V|Solidus Chris]]
*''[[Sonichu Finale]]''
*[[Metal Sonichu]]

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri5sRCd-LNs METAL LOVE SOLID 3: STRAIGHT ANGER]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdhYYH1_5SQ CWC 4 - Puns of the Patridiots]

[[Category:Video Games]]

Sweetheart

2010-01-18T21:15:53Z

MuscleRiderKaze: /* See also */

[[Image:Boyfriend-free girls.jpg|thumb|140px|Potential sweethearts surrounding Chris.<br><br>Note: this never happened.]]

'''Sweetheart''' is [[Chris]]'s term for his true love ("'''heartsweet'''" is also used in the comics). His goal is to build a [[sweetheart from the ground-up]] to give birth to his God-chosen daughter, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] (named after the [[fail|illustrious metal]] and a name similar to his own).

Providing Chris with a sweetheart who is really a [[troll]] has been a sport for trolls for some time now. With the exception of [[Julie]], none of the trolls have revealed themselves. Some argue that this is because being a sweetheart to Chris is sort of like Stockholm syndrome, leading trolls such as [[Blanca]] and [[Panda]] to identify and sympathize with their captor.

Notable in that Chris has absolutely no interest in a girl's personality, skills, talents or intelligence, but is very strict that a sweetheart MUST be cute, younger than him, white, and other such completely superfluous qualities. He will always say that his life goal is having a "Cute Girl" as his sweetheart. And yet he constantly considers himself a strong advocate of [[Women's Rights]].

==Qualifications to becoming a TRUE and HONEST sweetheart of Chris==
The qualifications to be his sweetheart would usually be spelled out in media such as the [[Attraction Sign]] and at the end of every [[Sonichu's News Dash]]. Recurring traits include:
* MUST be [[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]]. ''(can't emphasize that enough!)'' [[kacey|However, not even they are totally safe from Chris.]]
* MUST be 18 - (Chris's current age).
* MUST be white (NO [[Niggo|DARKIES]] - unless it's [[Fuck_Quest|just for sex]], in which case [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg | Chris is fine with niggos]]).
:*According to [[IRC_(17_December_2008)|an IRC chat]]; Asians, Arabs and anybody but niggos are fair game.
* MUST have a [[car]].
* MUST not be a mother.
* MUST be a [[tobacky|non-smoker]]
* MUST have a mid to high salary.
* MUST live within 30 miles of the [[Ruckersville]] area.
* MUST NOT be a [[Jerkop|cop]].
* MUST NOT have [[Autism]].
* MUST NOT be a [[BlueSpike|man]].
*<strike> IRISH need NOT apply.</strike> Irish are alright, as long as they're not darkies.

If you fit all of the criteria and are into [[obesity|overweight]], [[chris_and_sex|freakish]], [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|perverse]], [[Sonichu_(comic)|man-children]], then God help you!

[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's [[Guitar Hero|rock star]] fantasy. Apparently [[Niggo|niggos]] are fine now, at least when it comes to sex.]]

Throughout the ages, Chris has lowered his standards slightly. For instance, Chris's original demanded NO FATTIES but made an exception for [[Sarah Jackson]]. Likewise, Chris disapproved of redheads but made an exception for [[Ivy]]. The most noticeable deviation is from his original requirement that women approach him IRL as opposed to phone or e-mail, but following a wave of e-mails from [[trolls|women]] wanting to be his e-girlfriend, he has changed his tune. Ironically, this was the best standard as he would have saved so much grief from trollings.

Despite [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|having said that]] girls should go after poorer, less attractive guys because "they will likely have a better personality", he doesn't seem to think that the same applies for the opposite gender, still insisting that a sweetheart for him must be very rich and attractive.

As of May 2009, when he started to embark on his "[[fuck quest]]", he has since returned to only IRL encounters (insisting that women find Chris "by chance", essentially requiring women to wander around [[Charlottesville]] until they find him). While he may still insist on "non-black" women as his sweethearts, an image has surfaced in September 2009, showing us that Chris does not have problems fingering [[Niggo|niggos]].

==See also==
*[[Love quest]]
*[[Fuck quest]]
*[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brbqi6QUuiI Sweetheart the Movie]

{{Sweethearts}}

[[Category:Chris-chan]]

Asperchu

2010-01-17T19:33:43Z

MuscleRiderKaze: /* Asperpedia */

{{Ongoing}}
''This article discusses the award winning comic series '''Asperchu''' and his relationship with Chris. For information about the Asperchu series itself, please see [[Fan:Asperchu]].''

'''Asperchu''' is a popular award winning comic series created by Alec Benson Leary. His deft artwork, gripping stories, and excellent characterization has resulted in the series gaining hundreds of fans in the few short months since its inception. Many of these fans were disenfranchised followers of the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]], which have recently become exponentially more disturbing.

==Similarities to Chris==
While Alec has stated that [[Mailbag 32#Parodies|Asperchu is not a Parody]] of [[Chris]], there are many similarities between the two. Both of them are [[Obesity|overweight]], [[Pedo-Glasses|bespectacled]], [[naïve]] individuals who find themselves somewhat out of place in the world. They both address the masses through [[List of Videos|youtube videos]], and both are preoccupied with finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]] to make into a [[sweetheart]].

These similarities between the two characters has resulted in no shortage of [[Chris and Anger|rage]] from Chris. He seems to feel that the only reason Asperchu exists is to poke fun at him. He also takes serious offense at the idea of a Sonichu who suffers from [[Aspergers]], for some reason.

==Chris on Asperchu==
[[Image:Asperchu-and-sonichu-meet.jpg|thumb|The first drawing Alec sent Chris.]]
[[Image:Aspergchulove.jpg|thumb|The second drawing Alec sent Chris.]]
It's no secret that Chris hates [[Aspergers]] (and presumably everybody that suffers from it), due to some misguided sense of competition between Aspergers syndrome and other disorders on the [[autism]] spectrum. The knowledge that someone had created a series about an Electric Hedgehog Pokemon who suffered from the affliction did not sit well with him. He became even worse when the creator of the series himself started sending him e-mails.

The [[Mailbag 10#Meet Asperchu|first recorded communication]] we have between Alec and Chris implies that Alec had been in contact with him multiple times outside of the public view and that Chris had responded to these communications negatively. Chris didn't respond any better on his public [[mailbag]], claiming that Alec was jealous of him and alleging that the included fanart of Asperchu and Sonichu implied homosexuality.

Upset that Chris would jump to such conclusions, Alec [[Mailbag 17#Sonichu loves Asperchu no homo|sent him another letter]], depicting Sonichu and Asperchu having good, masculine straight fun. This letter was even more poorly received.

Undaunted, Alec continued to send letters to Chris's mailbag, thinking that perhaps the man he respected so much really just misunderstood him. A few of these letters were [[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas|ignored]], some were [[Mailbag 28#Hey kids, it's Asperchu!|coldly dismissed]], but Chris's most [[Mailbag 31#Asperchu is the shit|notable]] [[Mailbag 32#Parodies|responses]] were were explosive outbursts of [[Chris and Anger|anger]] and hatred.

Recently Chris has been [[Mailbag 34#Asperpedia!|outright deleting]], or [[Mailbag 35#No comment|refusing to respond]] to Alec's correspondence. Given what just happened to the CWCipedia's mainpage (and the [[Mailbag 38|increasing]] [[Mailbag 39|amount]] of fanmail from people disenchanted with Sonichu [[Sonichu 10|for many reasons]] deciding to stop following Sonichu and start following Asperchu) it shouldn't be long before Chris is driven to make even more enraged public screeds.

In Asperchu Issue C (or 0C), [[Ian Brandon Anderson|Ian Brandon Anderson]] made an appearance asking for help from the characters to save Asperchu. Later, he and Christian Weston Chandler met up with each other, leading to a standoff where Ian tried to shoot Chris. Ian has yet to respond to this (and probably never will).

==Asperpedia==
[[Image:Mao Bamboo Ling.JPG||thumb|Mao, rockin' sunglasses]]
[[Image:Haitihelp.JPG|thumb|Clearly Asperchu is pure evil.]]
After finishing the first three issues of his comic, Alec Benson Leary set up his own Mediawiki website where one could read all existing comics, as well as a number of articles about the world of Asperchu, and read fan mail answered by Mr. Leary. Soon afterward, portals were added to the site for other notable comics, such as [[Evan]]'s [[Simonchu]], and [[Fan:Sonichu is Dead|Sonichu is Dead]] creator Sean August Watley's latest project, [[Fan:Moon-Pals|Moon-Pals.]]

[[Jack Thaddeus]], recognizing the incredible profit potential of Asperchu, immediately began advertising the new website on the [[CWCipedia]]. Chris responded to these new ads, and his newfound knowledge of Alec's website with a [[Down with Asperchu|series]] [[12 January 2010|of]] [[14 January 2010|increasingly]] [[15 January 2010|disturbing]] [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|videos]] where he made his opinions on the matter quite clear.

Alec, being a gentle soul has not directly responded to any of Chris's offensive videos. When [[Down with Asperchu#Alec's Response to the Video|asked by a concerned fan]], he outlined his planned course of action as one of peace, citing his personal hero, [[Wikipedia:Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi]]. His webmaster, Mao "Bamboo" Ling has opted for a more direct approach, speaking to Chris directly in 2 short [[youtube]] videos.

Recently the large banner ad for Asperpedia was replaced by a link to information on the US government's efforts to help the victims of the earthquake in Haiti, because Alec cares about the plight of his fellow man.

==See Also==
*[[Fan:Index]]: Other Sonichu-inspired works of art.
*[http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page Asperpedia]: Asperchu's very own Wiki.
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/Asperchu Asperpedia's youtube channel]

[[Category:Not TRUE and ORIGINAL]]

Talk:GameStop

2010-01-13T21:18:44Z

MuscleRiderKaze:

==To do==
*add Game Stop logo
*add Chris's references to Game Stop (esp. that video)
*talks about how he got some Sonic game for 17 cents

== Pics ==
Should these pics [http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/showpost.php?p=1064427996&postcount=15] and the story be added? --[[User:MuscleRiderKaze|MuscleRiderKaze]] 21:18, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

File:MedalOfMerit.jpg

2010-01-04T13:47:23Z

MuscleRiderKaze: uploaded "File:MedalOfMerit.jpg": Medal for people who've done a lot of stuff.

Medal for people who've done a lot of stuff.

File:ED logo.png

2010-01-04T13:43:43Z

MuscleRiderKaze: uploaded "File:ED logo.png": ED's fabulous logo.

[[ED|ED's]] fabulous logo.