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Chats

2011-03-25T00:09:07Z

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[[Category:Chris-chan]]

ShowerClean

2011-03-25T00:05:20Z

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The '''ShowerClean''' videos are two short videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[October 2010]]. In the first video, Chris points out an area on his extremely dirty, stained shower wall that he's going to clean. In the second video, he shows us the finished result. Chris then hints that he can achieve this same cleaning result on the rest of the shower, but then hesitates to explain when exactly he intends to do that, which would suggest he didn't clean any more of the shower later. We get an answer to an important question: Why does he smell funny? This is why.

==ShowerClean1==

{{Infobox/video
| name = ShowerClean1
| video = {{#ev:youtube|4V41e8OB6G4}}
| stardate = 30 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Other|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| saga =
| shirt = Grey T-Shirt
| previous = [[Don'tPintheOop]]
| next = [[#ShowerClean2|ShowerClean2]]
}}

===Transcript===

''[Chris focuses on a group of tiles with moldy grout, freshly sprayed with a cleaner.]''

Focusing on this one stain, right here, in the shower wall, for now.

''[Chris moves the camera to focus on his face and the cleaner.]''

With this Shower Shine™…

''[Chris picks up a roll of paper towels.]''

…these paper towels… I'm gonna get that spot out.

At least make it look better.

==ShowerClean2==

{{Infobox/video
| name = ShowerClean2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|rnkjIv0Yzr8}}
| stardate = 30 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Other|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| saga =
| shirt = Grey T-Shirt
| previous = [[#ShowerClean1|ShowerClean1]]
| next = [[SpaghettiRoutine]]
}}

===Transcript===

''[Chris focuses on his face.]''

All right.

''[Chris moves the camera onto the same set of tiles, slightly cleaner but still full of grimy grout.]''

Here we are. Take a look at that, huh? Stain is gone. Big stain is gone. And give me more time, I can have the rest of it down— the rest of that mess off, too. But for this— for this video footage, I'll just concentrate on the one spot for now.

''[Chris moves the camera back onto his face.]''

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Don'tPintheOop]]|nextlink=[[SpaghettiRoutine]]}}

{{Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

[[Category: Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest| 2010-10-30 b]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, October 2010| 2010-10-30 b]]
[[Category: Jackie Saga videos| 2010-10-30 b]]

ShowerClean

2011-03-25T00:04:53Z

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The '''ShowerClean''' videos are two short videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[October 2010]]. In the first video, Chris points out an area on his extremely dirty, stained shower wall that he's going to clean. In the second video, he shows us the finished result. Chris then hints that he can achieve this same cleaning result on the rest of the shower, but then hesitates to explain when exactly he intends to do that, which would suggest he didn't clean any more of the shower later. We get an answer to an important question: Why does he smell funny?

This:

==ShowerClean1==

{{Infobox/video
| name = ShowerClean1
| video = {{#ev:youtube|4V41e8OB6G4}}
| stardate = 30 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Other|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| saga =
| shirt = Grey T-Shirt
| previous = [[Don'tPintheOop]]
| next = [[#ShowerClean2|ShowerClean2]]
}}

===Transcript===

''[Chris focuses on a group of tiles with moldy grout, freshly sprayed with a cleaner.]''

Focusing on this one stain, right here, in the shower wall, for now.

''[Chris moves the camera to focus on his face and the cleaner.]''

With this Shower Shine™…

''[Chris picks up a roll of paper towels.]''

…these paper towels… I'm gonna get that spot out.

At least make it look better.

==ShowerClean2==

{{Infobox/video
| name = ShowerClean2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|rnkjIv0Yzr8}}
| stardate = 30 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Other|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| saga =
| shirt = Grey T-Shirt
| previous = [[#ShowerClean1|ShowerClean1]]
| next = [[SpaghettiRoutine]]
}}

===Transcript===

''[Chris focuses on his face.]''

All right.

''[Chris moves the camera onto the same set of tiles, slightly cleaner but still full of grimy grout.]''

Here we are. Take a look at that, huh? Stain is gone. Big stain is gone. And give me more time, I can have the rest of it down— the rest of that mess off, too. But for this— for this video footage, I'll just concentrate on the one spot for now.

''[Chris moves the camera back onto his face.]''

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Don'tPintheOop]]|nextlink=[[SpaghettiRoutine]]}}

{{Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

[[Category: Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest| 2010-10-30 b]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, October 2010| 2010-10-30 b]]
[[Category: Jackie Saga videos| 2010-10-30 b]]

Fuzzy-Wuzzies & Prickly-Wicklies

2011-03-25T00:01:19Z

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'''"A Warm Fuzzy Tale"''' is a story written by Claude Steiner, a Clinical Psychologist Professor. His book had as a goal the teaching of children that acts of love cost nothing and are worth giving. [[Chris]], who might have read the book (or had the book read to him), felt the need to include those pieces of wisdom in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]] and his "[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|Future Message]]":

{{Quote|War is never the answer; peace is. Never fight. Compliments will get you fuzzy-wuzzies. War gets you prickly-wicklies... as well as punches. They get you those, too. Thank you very much, and have a wonderful day.|Christian Weston Chandler}}

==Fuzzy-Wuzzies==
According to Chris, Fuzzy-Wuzzies are the reward for paying people compliments. The benefits of gaining fuzzy-wuzzies are unclear, although there is surely [[Megan|someone]] out there who can describe the consequences of paying Chris a compliment. In any event, fuzzy-wuzzies are surely preferable to the noxious prickly-wicklies.

Chris is probably unaware that "fuzzy-wuzzy" is also a [[racist]] term for the [[Wikipedia:Hadendoa|Hadendoa]] [[niggos|people]].

==Prickly-Wicklies==
[[Image:Rotathgoldenskull4.jpg|thumb|right|You're apt to find plenty of these accompanying Prickly-Wicklies.]]
Prickly-Wicklies (not to be confused with plain old [[Duck|pricks]]) are, on the other hand, the undesirable end result of going to war (aka lulz.) Although doubtlessly making perfect sense to him, Chris fails to elaborate on the consequences of this forfeit. Prickly-wicklies could therefore constitute anything from scorn for engaging in combat, to painful, prolonged death in a mustard-gas clouded barrack.
Prickly-wicklies are also known to give people slugs,<ref>Sonichu #4, Page 7 [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_4/Page_7]</ref> as opposed to their antithesis, fuzzy-wuzzies, which give people hugs.
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It should be noted that Chris [[Chris and hypocrisy|couldn't follow his own advice]] and declared war numerous times, such as in the [[War Paint Video]]. He must be swimming in prickly-wicklies by now.

==External Links==
*[http://www.emotional-literacy.com/fuzzy.htm ''A Warm Fuzzy Tale''] The origin of ''Cold Pricklies''.

==References==
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{{CWC-isms}}{{DEFAULTSORT:Warm Fuzzy Tale}}
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Fuzzy-Wuzzies & Prickly-Wicklies

2011-03-25T00:00:31Z

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'''"A Warm Fuzzy Tale"''' is a story written by Claude Steiner, a Clinical Psychologist Professor. His book had as a goal the teaching of children that acts of love cost nothing and are worth giving. [[Chris]], who might have read the book (or had the book read to him), felt the need to include those pieces of wisdom in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]] and his "[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|Future Message]]":

{{Quote|War is never the answer; peace is. Never fight. Compliments will get you fuzzy-wuzzies. War gets you prickly-wicklies... as well as punches. They get you those, too. Thank you very much, and have a wonderful day.|Christian Weston Chandler}}

==Fuzzy-Wuzzies==
According to Chris, Fuzzy-Wuzzies are the reward for paying people compliments. The benefits of gaining fuzzy-wuzzies are unclear, although there is surely [[Megan|someone]] out there who can describe the consequences of paying Chris a compliment. In any event, fuzzy-wuzzies are surely preferable to the noxious prickly-wicklies.

Chris is probably unaware that "fuzzy-wuzzy" is also a [[racist]] term for the [[Wikipedia:Hadendoa|Hadendoa]] [[niggos|people]].

==Prickly-Wicklies==
[[Image:Rotathgoldenskull4.jpg|thumb|right|You're apt to find plenty of these accompanying Prickly-Wicklies.]]
Prickly-Wicklies (not to be confused with plain old [[Duck|pricks]]) are, on the other hand, the undesirable end result of going to war (or lulz.) Although doubtlessly making perfect sense to him, Chris fails to elaborate on the consequences of this forfeit. Prickly-wicklies could therefore constitute anything from scorn for engaging in combat, to painful, prolonged death in a mustard-gas clouded barrack.
Prickly-wicklies are also known to give people slugs,<ref>Sonichu #4, Page 7 [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_4/Page_7]</ref> as opposed to their antithesis, fuzzy-wuzzies, which give people hugs.
{{clear}}

It should be noted that Chris [[Chris and hypocrisy|couldn't follow his own advice]] and declared war numerous times, such as in the [[War Paint Video]]. He must be swimming in prickly-wicklies by now.

==External Links==
*[http://www.emotional-literacy.com/fuzzy.htm ''A Warm Fuzzy Tale''] The origin of ''Cold Pricklies''.

==References==
<references/>

{{CWC-isms}}{{DEFAULTSORT:Warm Fuzzy Tale}}
[[Category:CWC-isms]]

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2011-03-24T23:57:29Z

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I'm here for the lulz.

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==WIN FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!!!!1!!1!11111!!111!!one!==

User:NNNNNN1000

2011-03-24T23:56:50Z

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I'm here for the lulz.

[[File:PVCC_44.png‎]]
failz bro.

User:NNNNNN1000

2011-03-24T23:54:19Z

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I'm here for the lulz.

Talk:Adult Swim

2011-03-24T23:53:18Z

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== Shows That Chris Never Saw? ==

* Has Chris ever seen a show that he never liked on AS? I wonder, has he even watched Venture Bros. or King of The Hill? --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 21:12, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
:*He's in the least seen King of the Hill, as he does a parody of the "alley" scene in [[CWCFlyingElephants]] where they all go "Yep" and Boomhauerer goes "Mmm hmm."--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:15, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
* Anyone know of what anime he hasn't watched? I'm just going on guesswork for my little list. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 04:16, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

== Awesome Show ==

Honestly, I could not see Chris watching Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!. Many of the skits would probably be too "gross" for him, and episodes like "Man Milk" would have him raging at the TV because you could see their fake man-nipples. Now "Check it out! With Dr. Steve Brule" I could see him watching, because the main character in that show is about as delusional as Chris (See the food episode where he goes to the diner trying to pick up chicks, or the friends episode where he goes to the gay bar looking for male friends). [[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 13:25, 19 August 2010 (PDT)

== Uhhhh ==

So how do we know which shows he watched? Some of these are obvious (Family Guy, Lucy, Daughter of the Devil, etc.), but could we cite evidence of Chris saying he's watched these other programs?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:09, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* It's safe to assume that if seen a few AS shows, he's seen them all.--[[User:NNNNNN1000|NNNNNN1000]] 18:52, 24 March 2011

== Metalocalypse ==

Chris watches it right? He made a couple of references, and there`s a picture of Pickles the drummer on the page. 23:24, 19 February 2011 (PST)

Talk:Adult Swim

2011-03-24T23:51:54Z

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== Shows That Chris Never Saw? ==

* Has Chris ever seen a show that he never liked on AS? I wonder, has he even watched Venture Bros. or King of The Hill? --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 21:12, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
:*He's in the least seen King of the Hill, as he does a parody of the "alley" scene in [[CWCFlyingElephants]] where they all go "Yep" and Boomhauerer goes "Mmm hmm."--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:15, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
* Anyone know of what anime he hasn't watched? I'm just going on guesswork for my little list. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 04:16, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

== Awesome Show ==

Honestly, I could not see Chris watching Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!. Many of the skits would probably be too "gross" for him, and episodes like "Man Milk" would have him raging at the TV because you could see their fake man-nipples. Now "Check it out! With Dr. Steve Brule" I could see him watching, because the main character in that show is about as delusional as Chris (See the food episode where he goes to the diner trying to pick up chicks, or the friends episode where he goes to the gay bar looking for male friends). [[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 13:25, 19 August 2010 (PDT)

== Uhhhh ==

So how do we know which shows he watched? Some of these are obvious (Family Guy, Lucy, Daughter of the Devil, etc.), but could we cite evidence of Chris saying he's watched these other programs?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:09, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* It's safe to assume that if seen a few AS shows, he's seen them all.--[[User:NNNNNN1000|NNNNNN1000]]

== Metalocalypse ==

Chris watches it right? He made a couple of references, and there`s a picture of Pickles the drummer on the page. 23:24, 19 February 2011 (PST)

Adult Swim

2011-03-24T23:48:08Z

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'''Adult Swim''' is a late-night programming block on [[Wikipedia:Cartoon Network|Cartoon Network]], catering primarily to adults age 18-24.

Due to [[Chris's]] [[biological clock]], he would stay up late at night and would frequently watch Adult Swim, especially since it catered to two of his chief interests - [[anime]] and [[random-access humor]].

He has also downloaded many episodes of various Adult Swim series through the [[List of Chris's PSN video downloads|PlayStation Network]] -- almost $120 worth, as of fall 2009.

Of interesting note is the show ''[[Wikipedia:Moral Orel|Moral Orel]]'' (which ended in 2008), which is a claymation mainly focused at deconstructing fundamentalism, and the merging of church and state, which is common in the Midwestern United States and Bible Belt. It openly criticizes the blind faith and intolerance of many American Christians, and people like Chris are exactly who they are making fun of. Chris has stated in the [[Mailbag 35|Mailbag]] that he has watched the show, and said it was "okay". It is likely that all of the jokes and truths go right over his head, even obvious ones such as a character saying "I guess lots of things get misinterpreted and lost in translation" while scratching his head with a Bible. The subtlety and sarcasm is lost on the autistic mind. He probably didn't like the pilot episode which hinted at a homosexual relationship between two characters.

==Shows that Chris watches==
[[Image:Freakedpickles.png|thumb|Chris is afraid of Pickles.]]
*''[[Wikipedia:Harvey Birdman|Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law]]
*''[[Wikipedia:Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil|Lucy: Daughter of the Devil]]
*''[[Futurama]]
*''[[Family Guy]]
*''[[Wikipedia:Drawn Together|Drawn Together]]'' (he has made <s>abortions</s> [[ModNation Racers]] characters of Princess Clara and Foxxy Love)
*''[[Wikipedia:Robot Chicken|Robot Chicken]]
*''[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|The Boondocks]]
*''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]
*''[[Wikipedia:12 oz. Mouse|12 oz. Mouse]]''
*''[[Chris's Big Night Out II#Chris Needs Females|The Oblongs]]''
*''[[Officer Keino|Home Movies]]''
*Assorted [[anime]]
*''Tom Goes To The Mayor'' (this is where he stole the idea of having a mayor's office inside a shopping mall)
*''Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!'' (unconfirmed, but likely, as it is made by the same people as ''Tom Goes To The Mayor'' and is full of [[random access humor]])

==See also==
*[[Adult Swim posts|Chris's Adult Swim forum posts]]
*[[Harvey Birdman Commercial]]

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JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV

2011-03-24T23:42:32Z

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[[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV]] was a video leaked on 8 [[August 2010]]. In the video we see Chris, standing in the bathroom at his local Goodwill with what appears to be his ''[[PaRappa]]'' [[Chris and fashion|shirt]] on his head. Think again [[Chris and health|tubby]].

==History==
In [[May 2010]], Chris attempted to join the [[CWCki]] as "[[JenkinsJinkies]]". After he wrote the bizarre [[Coffee Place]] article, he was fooled into thinking he'd become a legendary [[troll]] and invited to join the "[[The Miscreants|inner circle]]" at [[Trollin Train]]. As part of the application process, he was required to make a video similar to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSku5IkHHAM this] stating why he hated Chris, mention some nefarious trollings he'd done, and pledge allegiance to Clyde Cash.

It should be noted that Chris apparently thought doing his Uncle Ruckus impression (in lieu of digital distortion, as per the example video) and putting a shirt on his head would be enough to convince trolls that he was a fourteen-year-old boy.

{{Infobox/video
| name = JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV
| video = {{#ev:youtube|L8L0g7ESIU4}}
| stardate = 8 [[August 2010]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{WhiteTShirt|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[6 June 2010]]
| next = [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]]
}}

{{quote|I've performed my own voice-check with my DSi's Voice-Recording Program; I've found the best method to completely change my voice is to go deep, and also pucker my lips while I spoke. It really worked.|[[Jackie_E-mails_5|Chris on the making of this video.]]}}

==Transcript==
[''Disguised voice'']

To- For [[Clyde Cash]], and for everybody else on the [[CWCki]]... I hate Christian Weston Chandler because...he is a lazy slob, [[Monthly tugboat|the money]] is wasted on him, he doesn't have to work for his money, damn that- damn him! And also, he is not friendly to us [[JERKS|males]]! He should be friendly to us males. It makes me- it really ticks me OFF. [''Grunt.'']

[''A PA announcement is heard in the background.''] Anyway, I have been trolling him... I sent him nice e-mails in the beginning when I started reading in- reading [[Sonichu (comic)|the comics]]...and, uh, then he did not reply, so then I sent him a bunch of [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curses]], and then I pretended to be...you know, a whole bunch of other companies like that and such; (rushed) obviously he deleted my emails, but that's beside the point. Anyway, [''raises right hand''] I pledge my allegiance to Clyde Cash [''lowers hand''] and everybody else at the CWCki of getting the information on Christian Weston Chandler.

I'm sorry I have been taking so long in doing this, but I was just getting settled in, into my new home across the street from his house. Black sheep of the family. They live in that house and they promise not to tell my family back up in Boston. But of course, you know also, I ha- I have, uh, trolled him, I found him over at the [[Burger King]] on the way back to Boston from South Virginia. As I have created [[Coffee Place|the famous Burger King page]].

Thanks very much; Clyde Cash, you rule.

[''walks offscreen'']

{{LeakedVideos}}

JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV

2011-03-24T23:42:13Z

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JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV

2011-03-24T23:41:38Z

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[[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV]] was a video leaked on 8 [[August 2010]]. In the video we see Chris, standing in the bathroom at his local Goodwill with what appears to be his ''[[PaRappa]]'' [[Chris and fashion|shirt]] on his head.

'''Think again [[Chris and health|tubby]].'''

==History==
In [[May 2010]], Chris attempted to join the [[CWCki]] as "[[JenkinsJinkies]]". After he wrote the bizarre [[Coffee Place]] article, he was fooled into thinking he'd become a legendary [[troll]] and invited to join the "[[The Miscreants|inner circle]]" at [[Trollin Train]]. As part of the application process, he was required to make a video similar to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSku5IkHHAM this] stating why he hated Chris, mention some nefarious trollings he'd done, and pledge allegiance to Clyde Cash.

It should be noted that Chris apparently thought doing his Uncle Ruckus impression (in lieu of digital distortion, as per the example video) and putting a shirt on his head would be enough to convince trolls that he was a fourteen-year-old boy.

{{Infobox/video
| name = JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV
| video = {{#ev:youtube|L8L0g7ESIU4}}
| stardate = 8 [[August 2010]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{WhiteTShirt|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[6 June 2010]]
| next = [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]]
}}

{{quote|I've performed my own voice-check with my DSi's Voice-Recording Program; I've found the best method to completely change my voice is to go deep, and also pucker my lips while I spoke. It really worked.|[[Jackie_E-mails_5|Chris on the making of this video.]]}}

==Transcript==
[''Disguised voice'']

To- For [[Clyde Cash]], and for everybody else on the [[CWCki]]... I hate Christian Weston Chandler because...he is a lazy slob, [[Monthly tugboat|the money]] is wasted on him, he doesn't have to work for his money, damn that- damn him! And also, he is not friendly to us [[JERKS|males]]! He should be friendly to us males. It makes me- it really ticks me OFF. [''Grunt.'']

[''A PA announcement is heard in the background.''] Anyway, I have been trolling him... I sent him nice e-mails in the beginning when I started reading in- reading [[Sonichu (comic)|the comics]]...and, uh, then he did not reply, so then I sent him a bunch of [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curses]], and then I pretended to be...you know, a whole bunch of other companies like that and such; (rushed) obviously he deleted my emails, but that's beside the point. Anyway, [''raises right hand''] I pledge my allegiance to Clyde Cash [''lowers hand''] and everybody else at the CWCki of getting the information on Christian Weston Chandler.

I'm sorry I have been taking so long in doing this, but I was just getting settled in, into my new home across the street from his house. Black sheep of the family. They live in that house and they promise not to tell my family back up in Boston. But of course, you know also, I ha- I have, uh, trolled him, I found him over at the [[Burger King]] on the way back to Boston from South Virginia. As I have created [[Coffee Place|the famous Burger King page]].

Thanks very much; Clyde Cash, you rule.

[''walks offscreen'']

{{LeakedVideos}}

JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV

2011-03-24T23:40:25Z

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[[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV]] was a video leaked on 8 [[August 2010]]. In the video we see Chris, standing in the bathroom at his local Goodwill with what appears to be his ''[[PaRappa]]'' [[Chris and fashion|shirt]] on his head.

Think again [[Chris and health|tubby]]

==History==
In [[May 2010]], Chris attempted to join the [[CWCki]] as "[[JenkinsJinkies]]". After he wrote the bizarre [[Coffee Place]] article, he was fooled into thinking he'd become a legendary [[troll]] and invited to join the "[[The Miscreants|inner circle]]" at [[Trollin Train]]. As part of the application process, he was required to make a video similar to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSku5IkHHAM this] stating why he hated Chris, mention some nefarious trollings he'd done, and pledge allegiance to Clyde Cash.

It should be noted that Chris apparently thought doing his Uncle Ruckus impression (in lieu of digital distortion, as per the example video) and putting a shirt on his head would be enough to convince trolls that he was a fourteen-year-old boy.

{{Infobox/video
| name = JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV
| video = {{#ev:youtube|L8L0g7ESIU4}}
| stardate = 8 [[August 2010]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{WhiteTShirt|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[6 June 2010]]
| next = [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]]
}}

{{quote|I've performed my own voice-check with my DSi's Voice-Recording Program; I've found the best method to completely change my voice is to go deep, and also pucker my lips while I spoke. It really worked.|[[Jackie_E-mails_5|Chris on the making of this video.]]}}

==Transcript==
[''Disguised voice'']

To- For [[Clyde Cash]], and for everybody else on the [[CWCki]]... I hate Christian Weston Chandler because...he is a lazy slob, [[Monthly tugboat|the money]] is wasted on him, he doesn't have to work for his money, damn that- damn him! And also, he is not friendly to us [[JERKS|males]]! He should be friendly to us males. It makes me- it really ticks me OFF. [''Grunt.'']

[''A PA announcement is heard in the background.''] Anyway, I have been trolling him... I sent him nice e-mails in the beginning when I started reading in- reading [[Sonichu (comic)|the comics]]...and, uh, then he did not reply, so then I sent him a bunch of [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curses]], and then I pretended to be...you know, a whole bunch of other companies like that and such; (rushed) obviously he deleted my emails, but that's beside the point. Anyway, [''raises right hand''] I pledge my allegiance to Clyde Cash [''lowers hand''] and everybody else at the CWCki of getting the information on Christian Weston Chandler.

I'm sorry I have been taking so long in doing this, but I was just getting settled in, into my new home across the street from his house. Black sheep of the family. They live in that house and they promise not to tell my family back up in Boston. But of course, you know also, I ha- I have, uh, trolled him, I found him over at the [[Burger King]] on the way back to Boston from South Virginia. As I have created [[Coffee Place|the famous Burger King page]].

Thanks very much; Clyde Cash, you rule.

[''walks offscreen'']

{{LeakedVideos}}

JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV

2011-03-24T23:39:52Z

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[[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV]] was a video leaked on 8 [[August 2010]]. In the video we see Chris, standing in the bathroom at his local Goodwill with what appears to be his ''[[PaRappa]]'' [[Chris and fashion|shirt]] on his head.

Think again [[tubby|Chris and health]]

==History==
In [[May 2010]], Chris attempted to join the [[CWCki]] as "[[JenkinsJinkies]]". After he wrote the bizarre [[Coffee Place]] article, he was fooled into thinking he'd become a legendary [[troll]] and invited to join the "[[The Miscreants|inner circle]]" at [[Trollin Train]]. As part of the application process, he was required to make a video similar to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSku5IkHHAM this] stating why he hated Chris, mention some nefarious trollings he'd done, and pledge allegiance to Clyde Cash.

It should be noted that Chris apparently thought doing his Uncle Ruckus impression (in lieu of digital distortion, as per the example video) and putting a shirt on his head would be enough to convince trolls that he was a fourteen-year-old boy.

{{Infobox/video
| name = JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV
| video = {{#ev:youtube|L8L0g7ESIU4}}
| stardate = 8 [[August 2010]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{WhiteTShirt|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[6 June 2010]]
| next = [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]]
}}

{{quote|I've performed my own voice-check with my DSi's Voice-Recording Program; I've found the best method to completely change my voice is to go deep, and also pucker my lips while I spoke. It really worked.|[[Jackie_E-mails_5|Chris on the making of this video.]]}}

==Transcript==
[''Disguised voice'']

To- For [[Clyde Cash]], and for everybody else on the [[CWCki]]... I hate Christian Weston Chandler because...he is a lazy slob, [[Monthly tugboat|the money]] is wasted on him, he doesn't have to work for his money, damn that- damn him! And also, he is not friendly to us [[JERKS|males]]! He should be friendly to us males. It makes me- it really ticks me OFF. [''Grunt.'']

[''A PA announcement is heard in the background.''] Anyway, I have been trolling him... I sent him nice e-mails in the beginning when I started reading in- reading [[Sonichu (comic)|the comics]]...and, uh, then he did not reply, so then I sent him a bunch of [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curses]], and then I pretended to be...you know, a whole bunch of other companies like that and such; (rushed) obviously he deleted my emails, but that's beside the point. Anyway, [''raises right hand''] I pledge my allegiance to Clyde Cash [''lowers hand''] and everybody else at the CWCki of getting the information on Christian Weston Chandler.

I'm sorry I have been taking so long in doing this, but I was just getting settled in, into my new home across the street from his house. Black sheep of the family. They live in that house and they promise not to tell my family back up in Boston. But of course, you know also, I ha- I have, uh, trolled him, I found him over at the [[Burger King]] on the way back to Boston from South Virginia. As I have created [[Coffee Place|the famous Burger King page]].

Thanks very much; Clyde Cash, you rule.

[''walks offscreen'']

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