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Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada

2011-08-14T16:04:09Z

NaCl:

'''Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada''' is a video Chris uploaded on 12 August 2011. Chris uses this video to expose information about [[Thorg]] and to show that he is very serious in releasing his information. It was quickly removed as hate-speech. The new [[Pedo-glasses]] make their first appearance on video.

== Video ==
{{quote|**Troll Alias: Thorg. Real Name: Jeremy Slonwhite. Occupation: Single, Virgin, Athiest, Gamestop Employee in Vancouver, BC, Canada. Age: 32 Interestes include: Dungeons and Dragons, Stargate, World of Warcraft, Star Wars, Elder Scrolls, Star Trek, Mountain Dew, Magic the Gathering, LARPing, GURPS, Minecraft, Gaia Online and TROLLING.}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada
| video = {{#ev:youtube|fvjWuUtx4ic}}
| stardate = 12 [[August 2011]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{Redbra|text}} , Unknown
| previous = [[Correction of EX relationship status]]
| next = Current
}}

[[File:TheCatch.jpg|thumb|The one catch to Chris's brilliant scheme.]]

=== Transcript ===
Another fine day, another good day. ''[pause]'' I understand that, uh, Master Thorg, also known as Jeremy, is, uh, very [[Chris and religion#Atheism|atheist]] against me and my ways. So, to prove to h- so to prove to him and to everyone that I am serious, very serious, about revealing [[Trolls|troll]] information…

''[Puts on pedo-glasses.]''

He will be on the chopping block right now. ''[Makes a karate chop hand movement and a sound effect that sounds like a crushed tissue.]''

''[Jerks the camera around wildly to face the TV screen.]''

This is his…trolling persona pho-to-graph. And of course, here's the full photograph, ''[Scrolls down to show picture]'' of which I have shown previously in full- der- in full-- persona. Troll alias: Thorg. Real name: Jeremy Sloanwhite. Lives in- resides in Vancouver, BC, Canna-duh. Occupation: Aga- employee over at- at [[Gamestop|Gamestop]] over there. Age: 32. He is a sin- he is a [[Virgin with rage|single virgin]]. His interests include Dungeons and Dragons, Stargate, World of Warcraft, Star Wars, [[Captain's Log|Star Trek]], The Elder Scrolls, Mountain Dew, Magic: The Gathering, [[wikipedia:GURPS|GURPS]], whatever the hell they are, Minecraft, Gaia Online, LARPing, live action role-play, and trolling.

He is- he was responsible for leaking the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] to the public through the [[CWCki]], Pho'oshopping me into a gay bar, which [[Clyde Cash|Clyde Cash]] uploaded to a billboard in New York City, New York. He has participated in the [[Trollin Train|Trollin' Train]], he [[Kick the Autistic|contributed bad things]] into my [[mailbag]] on the [[CWCkipedia]], and general [[YouTube]], CWCki, trolling, and support roles.

And following that, we have two more photographs of Master Jeremy Sloanwhite. ''[TV screen changes to show almost-completely white photo due to terrible webcam. The photo slowly dims to reveal another Butthurt Dweller photo.]'' What an ugly sunnuvabitch! Really ugly! Eeehh. He looks like he's got a penguin in the background of this photograph.

''[Photo changes again to another photo, holding a piece of paper that reads "CWC is a fat retard tranny [[Calling Out#Re: Don.2C and ReCalling Out .22Thorg.22 - Jeremy|-Thorg 10/8/2011]]"]'' And then there's a more recent one, where he da-erhs- plays atheist against me!

''[Chris' voice raises.]'' EVERYBODY! PLEASE FEEL FREE TO TROLL MR. JEREMY SLOANWHITE, AGE TWE-- AGE THIRTY TWO, IN VANCOUVER, BC, CANNA-[[slow-in-the-minds|DUH]], AT THE GAMESTOP AT WHICH HE WORKS AT!

ATHEIST BEGONE!

''[Jerks the camera back to himself]'' An' then right after that, you will s- everybody can stay tuned for next trolling-- next troll I will be revealing a little bit of info of. In which, uh, now if you'll excuse me, ''[stares off-screen]'' I'm gonna go ''[sudden high-pitched voice, attempting to imitate Ke$ha]'' [[Recycling|brush my teeth with a bottle a' jack]]!

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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2011|2011-08-10]]

Talk:Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)

2010-04-20T20:32:14Z

NaCl:

== "The Wallflower" ==

I was under the impression that the only reason we still referred to Heather as "The Wallflower" is because Chris hadn't yet given her name out. Well, here we go. Is it time we drop this whole "wallflower" shtick? I think so. [[User:Kynes|Kynes]] 03:30, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

no, it's because she requested it. obviously she's going to fucking knife chris. i hope she does. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 03:31, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
* I agree. Unless she's making a stong stand against Chris IRL, he will not stop. There's nothing we can do except maintaining our part of the deal and blanking her name. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:39, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
*No. We aren't ED, we aren't Chris and we are better than Chris (by and large). Until the Wallflower changes her mind, she remains the Wallflower. Everyone with half a brain can find her real name now anyway if they want, even me and I'm super-spastic. I do agree with Clyde though, I hope she guts him like a fish. I would lol. Plus... I find 'The Wallflower funnier anyway. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:45, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

:*I disagree. I would rather we include her name on the page but not link it to the Wallflower. I am very opposed to the censoring of any documents by Chris, as people deserve to see Chris's work totally unaltered and uncensored. We still have her name in various videos where Chris says her name but not link her to the Wallflower. That is my two cents. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:11, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
::* Must say I agree with Champers on this one. CWCki isn't a welfare organisation; keeping her name and pics off her artice is the polite thing to do, but Chris has been dropping her name so often that it's naive to assume people who want to find her dox won't be able to. We shouldn't alter or censor historical documents, it compromises our status etc etc serious buisiness ok? [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 15:49, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

==The Happy Couple==

I just wanted to send a big congratulations to Clyde for his marriage to Sarah, and for the birth of their child. It's so nice when a violent rape has a happy and totally believable ending [[User:Inkmonkey|Inkmonkey]] 04:19, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Based on Chris' knowledge of women and sex I'm not at all surprised that he believes rape = love. There is a Trope on TVTropes about it, after all. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:25, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
::*This sounds like a pretty recent development. Wasn't Chris going on about how he was gonna slit Clyde's throat for raping panda just a few videos ago? Who's feeding him this information?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:52, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
::*Point, but they're not mutually exclusive. Chris thought Clyde raped Panda, so was angry about it; not because he thought of how this might have affected her (HAH!), but Clyde took something from him. Chris probably just assumed that, as the trolls of he time told him, after the rape Panda got addicted to sex and married Clyde. Makes sense to me, bearing in mind this is Chris and he believes all kind of demented things. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:22, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:::* I wouldn't be surprised if to Chris there were two Clyde Cash's. Not to say he thinks there are physically two, he just thinks of two different people he attributes to the same person. 1. The rapist who is the face of every single troll. Whenever there's a troll (Billy Mays, whoever) he links them with Clyde Cash in his mind, the guy is the Avatar of the Troll. 2. The husband of a woman he once fapped too. Whenever thinking about him like this he doesn't think "Clyde and Panda", he thinks "Panda and her husband, who is Clyde". He publically wishes his ex gal-pal happiness while at the same time if confronted by Clyde he thinks slitting someone's throat is an appropriate measure, and doesn't consider the possibility these two things are different. I have no doubt if he was contacted by Panda and Clyde, and Clyde separately he would be polite in the first responses, and threatening in the second. Edit: Sorry, forgot the ~'s --[[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 12:19, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

== Should we do side-by-sides? ==

The folks at RationalWiki do [http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Category:Side-by-side_articles side-by-side commentary] on weird stuff that's posted in the interblags (Example: [http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Conservapedia:Moon The motherfucking Moon]). Heck, they have [http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/RationalWiki:Annotated_Bible the entire Bible] out there for people to post comments on. I thought this format was pretty easy to follow. Should we do something similar to this CWCipedia page, and other longer ramblings that Chris has posted? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 12:16, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
: Could be interesting, as long as it avoided being just "Lol Chris lies AGAIN". If we linked "Chris and lies" every time he lied you could navigate the whole site from a 'what links here' of that page. Maybe just direct contradictions of his statements, preferably with things Chris himself has said in the past. -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 12:19, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
: I looked at the Moon article linked; I think this is a fantastic idea and I support it.-[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:37, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
::Do we really have that much to say about Chris? The stuff he spews is generally so insane that going through every paragraph he writes and outlining in detail why he's wrong seems pointless.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:49, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
::: I was thinking it more in terms of preserving Chris's originial typos and links, and making it clearer for the reader which text is originial and which is commentary. I'm not suggesting we need to match Chris's ramblings with equal amount of rambling of our own just to fill the page. Strike-throughs (as suggested below) is one option, but IMHO far less readable. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 18:55, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

:We can do a revised version with strike throughs like what Chris has done with his version of the ED page
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 15:59, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

== but i dont know what he means... ==

''She was funny, sweet and possibly a bit quirky. We shared a few classes, and she was a cheerleader the same year as Laura Beth Dorazio during my Freshman Year, yet Molly was a Freshman too back then. '''Two years in a dating match-up thing they had''' every Valentines Day at M.H.S., I got matched up with Molly. The ONLY match-up I felt was a good match-up at all back then.''

So what does he means with "Two years in a dating etc". Does he mean that it happend twice? (poor girl) Or that it happened the second time he entered? (so like in sophomore year). Any lingCWCstics who want to break their head over this conundrum? Anyone? :3 [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 16:37, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

:On a similar subject I had emailed him about his using Wallflower's real name before he changed it and got this reply.

:"You can relay the following to your fellow Trolls on their Message Board:

:Heather left me with over TWO Weeks of Lingering Heartaches, and they really hurt. I found my peace with her after I had personally and in-person informed her of that and embarrassed her a bit. I made my mistake, and I learned from it. She is in the past; you all STILL have a page dedicated to her, and I WILL correct it along with the rest. You Trolls Can Go Fuck Off!"

:I'm lost on what he means in the sentence beginning "I found my peace with her".
:Also, I thought this might be worth sharing since he seems to be blaming himself and has switched to blaming her a few hours later. --[[User:NaCl|NaCl]] 20:32, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

Talk:PS3 Tutorial for my fans

2010-02-25T06:55:29Z

NaCl:

Well hey, at least I made the page. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 01:31, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Added the embedded video, I'll let someone better with wikis do the full template. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 02:38, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

i will, er, transcribe dis bitch? --[[User:Manzanera|Manzanera]] 03:13, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
:THAT'S MY FUCKING LINE YOU SUNOVUA- actually just take the first five minutes. I'll take the last five.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:15, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
:Last five minutes is up.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:13, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
:first are there. god that sucked. if someone wants to smooth this over (its fairly obvious where i stop and beat picks up), please do. Also, since this has a fair bit of back and forth, should we use colors? i preemptively vote gray for our mysterious manchild manager. for now, i sleep. --[[User:Manzanera|Manzanera]] 04:40, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
::"Mysterious Manchild Manager"... I love the sound of it. It got... panache. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:03, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
:Cleaned it up a bit. I only colored the names because honestly, that's the way I think it should always be done.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:05, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
What's with "ShaunKnotDead@yahoo.com"? -[[User:NaCl|NaCl]] 06:55, 25 February 2010 (UTC)