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User:Naryboo

2025-08-07T21:59:07Z

Naryboo: It looked cool but didnt feel related to chris at all so yeah i kinda removed most of it. ill rewrite it with similar aesthetics soon

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{{quote|''[[CWC_Update!!!!!_27_March_2009|HHHHHHRRRRNNNGGGHHHH GONNA STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!]]''}}

The group

2025-08-03T20:39:32Z

Naryboo:

[[File:IGDiscordServer1.png|thumb|300px|Image of the Discord server, leaked by [[The Captain]]]]

'''The group''' was a [[Discord]] server run by the [[Idea Guys]], most likely made in 2018 after [[Joshua Wise]] was doxed. It became the main method of communication between Chris and the Idea Guys.

===Members===
*[[Chris]]
*[[Joshua Wise]]
*[[Stephen Boyd]]
*Unknown Canadian
*Unknown Chinese Man

===Channels===
*general
*updates-in-cwcville
*kirito's-group
*the-cpus-of-gameindu[''cuts off, most likely [[Gamindustri]]'']
*music
*videos
*art
*jim-picken's-basement
*the-debate-on-if-cpus[''cuts off'']
*gonzalos-teaches-batt[''cuts off'']
*the-many-deaths-of-r[''cuts off'']
*squad-of-nexus-guard[''cuts off'']
*gonzalos-mayoral-an[''cuts off'']
*the-debate-on-peace-[''cuts off'']

===Chats===
*[[The Bad Beginning]]
*[[Cryzel Torture]]
*[[Misc_Idea_Guy_chats#Riots_in_CWCVille|Riots in CWCVille]]
*[[Misc_Idea_Guy_chats#Vibranium_Laser|Vibranium Laser]]
{{FanChats}}
[[Category:Discord servers]]

Affair with Mother

2025-08-03T17:59:43Z

Naryboo: /* Background and foreshadowing */

:''This page is about the affair itself. For the leaks in which Chris describes incestuous acts, see [[Incest Call]] and [[Incest Texts]]. For the subsequent legal consequences, see [[Incest Arrest]] and [[Jail Saga]]. For Chris's general stance on incest, see [[Chris and sex#Incest|here]].''

{{Honest}}
{{Misinfo|Chris was charged with incest, not rape. Additionally, Barb's dementia is unconfirmed despite speculation.|includegossip = yes}}
{{Protip|Like "[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAAAAYYY]]" and "[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]" before it, "BARBUSSY" has quickly become an overused, [[Weening|weenish]] meme. Consider retaining your dignity by not spamming it at Chris.}}

{{quote|Anyhow, who among Everyone in this world has not had a dream of having sex with one of their parents? Never acting on them ever, [[Honest Content|I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother]].|Chris on [[Facebook]] in [[2016]]. Chris would act on his instincts five years later.<ref name=dream>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts]]</ref>}}
{{quote|You're supposed to say: "Turn me loose, you silly goose!" '''...You used to do that more flirtingly.'''|Chris while forcefully embracing [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] on a [[Twitch#CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys|Twitch stream]], indirectly warning us of what was to come.}}
[[File:SoulBonding.jpg|thumb|An artist's interpretation of the act. ([[For Julie's Eyes Only|We can only imagine that Chris shouted "BARBAAAY!" at least once when this happened.]])]]
For years, trolls joked that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], in his desperation to find a [[boyfriend-free girl]], would eventually turn to [[Barbara|his mom]] based on his occasional off‐putting comments about her and their constant proximity to one another. Few thought he would ever go through with the act, though — but Chris found a way to surprise and horrify everybody.

Chris and Barb's '''incestuous affair''' most likely began on 27 [[June 2021]],<ref name=call>[[Incest call#Transcript]]</ref><ref name=wct/> but [[June 2021 social media posts|his social media presence]] earlier in the month may hint at an earlier start to the affair. As early as 22 June, he began addressing Barbara by the unsettling pet name of "Barbie Chan", which may have indicated when he began to get intimate with her. After this date, Chris claimed that he had sex with her once every three nights until being forcibly stopped by being removed from the house.

On 27 July 2021, during a call with [[Isabella Loretta Janke|Isabella "Bella" Loretta Janke]], [[Honest Content|Chris revealed the details of his sexual activities with his mother of his own volition]],<ref>[[WCT DMs#Asking about Incest Call leak]]</ref> also discussing it in text messages later that day. In those, Chris discussed stimulating his elderly mother with his hands, performing cunnilingus on her, and having penetrative sex with her.<ref name=deviant>[[Incest Texts]]</ref> He claimed that Barbara compared him favorably to her previous sexual partners, including Chris's father [[Bob]], who had been unable to provide her with an orgasm or stimulate her {{w|G-spot}}.

Files were leaked to the public the following night,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/oudn5m/chris_chan_admits_to_having_sex_with_his_mother/</ref> and social workers removed Chris from Barbara on the morning of 30 July. In early August 2021, Chris was [[Jail Saga|arrested, officially charged with one count of incest, and was held without bail]].

Chris was kept in jail or in a mental hospital until 27 [[March 2023]], at which point he was released into a [[Chris%27s_homes#Gateway_Homes|group home]]. His incest charge was outright dropped in [[August 2023]]. He has [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021|commented on the charge against him]] numerous times since his arrest and denied that he and his mother had sex, despite previous admission to the contrary. Due to the [[Ween|weens]] abusing the donation system on his livestreams to spam such messages, he had come up with a lot of excuses, from claiming that "[[October 2023 livestreams#The Return of Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime| [he has] been forgiven and cleansed of any and all sins of [his], period"]], to stating that [[List of Chris's lies|it happened in another timeline]].

==Background and foreshadowing==
{{Needs Updating|[[Lonely feelings]]}}

[[File:July28BeautyArtwork.jpg|thumb|left|400px|Note the talk of "soul bonding" in the right-hand corner.]]

In general, the relationship between Chris and his mother has always been seen as a "little too close", likely due to his mother's overly coddling nature towards him in his early life all through to his adulthood mixed with the emotionally abusive control tactics she implemented against both him and Bob. It was keenly noted during the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie Saga]] that Chris had used the words "[[darling]]" and "dear", commonly reserved for romantic relationships, to refer to his mother.

Many Christorians have noted that potential hints or patterns that would indicate sexual activity between Chris and his mother have been made previously. In a [[PVCC NEW info: on Chris and Barbara spoon eachother!|2010 voice chat]] between various [[PVCC]] forum members, [[Kim Wilson]] talked about a discussion where Chris revealed he was spooning his mother on a regular basis. She also revealed that Chris told her that he'd once had a [[Dreams|wet dream]] about Barb as an Egyptian belly dancer. Chris revealed that he'd confessed about his masturbation history to Barb in [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3]]. When asked by Emily if he'd repopulate the planet if he and his mother were the only two people left in existence, Chris went silent and then denied any desire to have sex with his mother.

[[File:CWCTablet25Jul2021.jpg|thumb|"Top 10 Hottest Anime Moms Ever", a video Chris watched on 25 July 2021, days before he bragged about incestuous acts on his mother.<ref>Date can be seen in [[:File:SuitressTablet.jpg]]</ref>]]

As early as October 2015, the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] noted that at Chris's plea arrangement for the [[pepper spray]] incident, Chris and his mother were touching each other in an unusually intimate and inappropriate fashion.<ref>[[26 December 2014#15 October Hearing]]</ref> In [[2018]], while Chris was hanging out with the [[Teen Troon Squad]], he told them he had humped a body pillow in front of his mother while pretending the pillow was her. Chris characterized it as a form of expressing his [[anger]] at her for losing [[The Classic]].<ref>[[Teen Troon Squad chats#Chris beat up, humped body pillow in effigy of Barb after she lost The Classic]]</ref> Teen Troon Squad member Lukas later claimed that Chris allegedly told them he wanted to have sex with his mother, though it is unclear if Lukas was referencing the body pillow chat.<ref>https://archive.fo/3OLtp</ref> And as recently as 2019, Chris, whilst roleplaying as [[Magi-Chan]], referred to his mother as a "guilty pleasure waifu''[sic]''". Furthermore, in August 2016, Chris admitted to having [[Dreams#Mother_dreams|dreams of having sex with his mother]] in a Facebook post stating that "I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother".<ref name=dream></ref> Troll [[Arthur Spatchcock]] disclosed on the Kiwi Farms that following the [[2014 house fire]], Chris and his mother were routinely spooning. At the time, Chris denied any impropriety, stating, "I am not a '[[wikipedia:Norman Bates|Bates]]'. OMG."<ref>[[Misc texts]]</ref>

According to both [[Bella]] and [[MKRNightVee]], Chris brought up the dreams of sex with his mother again to them in private conversations. In a 19 [[July 2021]] conversation with the [[Chess Club]] Discord server, Bella mentioned that Chris, during his phase of [[role-play]]ing as Sonichu, brought up that he had a dream of having sex with his mother, to which Bella replied that it was weird and questioned what it meant, to which an offended Chris asked if she was calling Chris weird.<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Suicide Plan Claims]]</ref> On 30 [[July 2021]], MKR commented about the leak of the incest news and mentioned that Chris had told her about sexual dreams with his mother and that MKR dismissed it as one of Chris's many crazy dreams.<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1421182090586988549 (archive: https://archive.ph/Scjbk)</ref>

On 5 [[July 2021]], [[Kiwi_Farms_posts_(Null)#Chris's_"girlfriend"|Chris revealed that he was having sex with]] [[Barbara_Chandler#Early_life|an older woman with a background in accounting, and whom he had known for a long time]] to [[Null]] in confidence. Null, having no idea [[Barbara_Chandler|who Chris was talking about]], praised Chris for [[Honest_Content|managing to keep something secret for once]] and encouraged Chris to keep their relationship secret to protect her identity.

On 25 [[July 2021]], Chris watched a [[WatchMojo]] video "Top 10 Hottest Anime Moms Ever".<ref>[[Fiona DMs#Top 10 Hottest Anime Moms Ever]]</ref> [[July 2021 social media posts#Beauty artwork|Chris released a piece of artwork on his Twitter feed]] on 28 [[July 2021]], showing "soul-bonding" between an elderly Libra woman (which Barb is) and a younger woman that suspiciously looks like [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's fictionalized counterpart]], clandestinely hinting at the horrifying affair that was just days from being revealed (the only major inconsistency is that Chris is a Pisces and appears elsewhere in the picture with the correct sign).

Chris had stated [[Lonely feelings|in a conversation]] he had with [[Watchmen]] members that he had feelings of loneliness and wanted to get some action with a real, physical woman. Unfortunately for everyone, Chris's desires would lead him to a very dark place...

== The affair ==
{{quote|Also made another attempt at rubbing her vagina, externally at first, then slipping in between the lips and rubbing the inner labia. Then she told me to stop. She's getting more used to being played with down there by hand.|Text message from Chris.<ref name=deviant></ref>}}
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|Chris being arrested for incest, 1 [[August 2021]]]]
On 27 [[June 2021]], Chris began to engage in incest with his mother [[Barbara Chandler]].<ref name=call/><ref name=wct>[[WCT DMs#New sweetheart]]</ref> By 2 July, a routine of sex every three nights had developed.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Sex plans]]</ref><ref>[[WCT DMs#Every three nights]]</ref> Chris bought massage oil and [[negligee]] to use during their sexual activity and later claimed that she approved of it.<ref name=oil>[[WCT DMs#Massage oil and dream]]</ref><ref>[[WCT DMs#Sexy negligee]]</ref> Chris also purchased a book, [[Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability]], to consult during the affair.<ref name=null></ref>

Excited by the sexual activities, Chris began to hint to some of his online confidants about the affair, although he crafted a series of [[lie]]s to conceal the identity of his sexual partner. Chris instead described her as a lady friend. In total, Chris hinted to at least seven people or groups: [[The WCT]] (2 [[July 2021]]), [[The Knights of CWC]] (5 July), [[Null]] (5 July), [[Spunky]], [[Don Lashomb]], his doctor (unknown), and [[Bella]] (13 July).<ref>[[User:Anaxis/The Knights of CWC Chats#The "Older Lady Friend" Call]]</ref><ref name=null></ref><ref>[[Bella chats#The Selected Few]]</ref> Finally, late in July 2021, Chris's desire to brag to someone about the identity of his sexual partner came to a boil, and he selected Bella.<ref name=spill>[[Bella chats#Chris Wants to Spill the Beans]]</ref> Since he feared the government might listen in on the conversation, Chris asked her to download the encrypted chat app Signal, and he asked her to chat on the night of 27 July 2021.<ref>[[Bella chats#Preparing for Video Call]]</ref> After Chris revealed that his sexual partner was his own mother, Bella began recording the conversation using her iPad, later known as the [[Incest Call]]. Chris also texted Bella further details, which later became known as the [[Incest Texts]].
[[File:CWCWithFanJun27.png|thumb|200px|left|Chris in [[negligee]]]]
In the chats, Chris admits that he and his mother engaged in substantial sexual activity, including Chris rubbing his mother and engaging in penetrative intercourse with her. Chris claimed he "approached her with care and caution," and that Barb even made the "first move". He further alleged that his mother compared him to various other sexual partners, including Chris's father.<ref name=call/><ref name=deviant></ref>

{{quote|And obviously those out of the eight guys, counting [[Bob|Robertchu]], before me were not hitting her G-Spot as much with their cocks. I had attempted the first night to rub her in there; i found her spot, but it hurt her. But, alternatively, I did find that at cunnilingus, I was good at it with my tongue|Chris comparing his sexual activities with his father's sexual activities.<ref name=deviant></ref>}}

After Bella shared the Incest Call and Texts with [[Fiona]], Fiona in turn shared the call with the [[Chris Chan Conservation Collective]] server, and a server member in turn leaked it to the general public. Fiona followed suit by leaking the texts.

On the morning of 30 July, a [[welfare check]] was conducted at [[14 Branchland Court]]. Chris was removed by [[Emergency Protective Order]], and Barbara was sent to a hospital for a senior care inspection,<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Summing Up Post-Incest Leak]]</ref> forcing an end to the incestuous affair. On 1 [[August 2021]], Chris was arrested and jailed on a charge of incest, kicking off the [[Jail Saga]].

=== The gory details ===

{{Protip|[[Fabricated BDSM texts|Texts purporting BDSM roleplay]] are fakes doctored by Bella. With that said, this list is still not entirely reliable, as details may vary and because Chris is [[List of Chris's lies|typically not interested in honesty in these scenarios]].}}
[[File:SurrealIncest.png|thumb|A surreal depiction of the events]]
In case you have some kind of morbid curiosity of how the affair could have went down, here is a list of "activities" that Chris had allegedly done to/with his mother:

[[File:i_am_vomit.png|thumb|right|250px|The average reaction to what happened...]]

#'''Massages'''<ref>[[July 2021 social media posts#Signature sex move]]</ref> - Presumably full-body ones since it included her thighs (and her face for some reason); this is probably the same type of massage he gave to [[Mia Hamm]]. Chris also claimed in a chat with [[The WCT]] that he had bought massaging oil and made the claim that it is perfect to use on one's lover. <ref name=oil></ref>
#'''Kissing''' - Apparently did not involve tongues.
#'''Outer Course''' - Rubbing her pussy with his fingers and hands, this happened at least twice before the next step, probably more.
#'''Intercourse''' - By this, he means fingering her. It apparently hurt her when he did so.
#'''Cunnilingus''' - Eating her out, [[Chris and his ego|claims he's good at it]]. There is no information about whether she returned the favor. <ref name=deviant/>
#'''Penetration''' - Vaginal, apparently with the use of a condom, he proceeded to get himself tested for STIs afterward anyway.
#'''Cuddling''' - According to a letter from jail, Chris supposedly "cuddled" with Barb in the times of incest.<ref name=letter>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref>

According to [[Null]], Chris had been buying large amounts of sex toys and lingerie from [[Adam & Eve]] for several months prior to committing his acts. What sex toys Chris potentially used, if any, is uncertain.

==Rationalizations==
Chris has rationalized the affair in multiple ways.

*'''Divine approval''' - Chris claimed in the [[Incest Call]] that God told him the incest was okay.

*'''Soul-Bonding and Healing''' - In a jail letter that [[Emanuel]] told him to have sex with Barb in order to "heal" her and "cleanse her of her sins".<ref name=letter/> In a later letter, Chris mentions that "Soul Bonding does not necessarily constitute sex" which implies that it ''can'' be.<ref>[[Jail_Letter - 16_November_2021]]</ref> He described soul-bonding as "the Bonding and Union of Auras (Energy Fields) between at least two individuals."<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 June 2022]]</ref> Chris invented the narrative that if he didn't engage in this "healing" then Barbara would have died or been more heavily injured by her [[November 2021]] car accident, completely ignoring the fact that if Chris had not engaged in it, chances are Barb wouldn't have been in a car accident at all, since she wouldn't have been forced to drive on her own due to her son's absence.<ref>[[Jail_Letter - 11 January 2022]]</ref>

*'''Defense measure against Sockness''' - Chris claimed that "my having had sex is also a defense mechanism in regards to [[Sockness]] and what he had/may have in mind with me and being near me," referring to Sockness's history of scheming to have sex with Chris, and that Chris planned to use the fact of his affair as a "truth bomb" to deter Sockness.<ref name=soulbonding>[[Bella chats#Soul Bonding]]</ref>

Later on, he dropped the act and started outright denying the event altogether.<ref>[[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]]</ref><ref>[[The Chris Chan Interview]]</ref>

==Awareness of wrongdoing==
Chris was aware of the illegal nature of incest. In August 2016, he read a news article on the topic of a mother and son charged with incest and commented on Facebook about it, defending the two and saying they should not be sent to jail.<ref name=dream></ref>

Five years later, in the midst of his own affair with his mother, Chris still demonstrated awareness that the action was illegal. While he desired to discuss the affair with people, he first concocted a cover story in which he used misleading euphemisms such as "lady friend" to describe his sexual partner and claimed that the supposed lady friend and Barb had met each other<ref name=spill></ref><ref>[[WCT DMs#Chris describes his lady friend]]</ref> and he insisted on keeping the identity of the lady friend secret,<ref name=soulbonding></ref><ref name=null>[[Null DMs#Chris vaguely describes his relationship]]</ref><ref name=wct></ref> though he dropped hints such as age<ref name=soulbonding></ref> and employment history.<ref name=null></ref>

After a month of using his cover story, Chris decided to push further and tell someone that his mother was the sexual partner. He selected [[Bella]]. Before telling her, Chris first tried to manipulate her into keeping silent on what he would say by using a guilt trip.

{{quote|And I ask you Not to Overthink or ask for further details in pressing on. That is not a good thing to do.|Chris to Bella, 17 July 2021<ref name=soulbonding></ref>}}

Over a week later, Chris, ready to divulge his secret, first claimed to Bella that he was uncertain of telling her as he was concerned about the government hacking into the conversation, which backfired on Chris as this tipped off Bella into suspecting that he was about to discuss an illegal act.<ref>[[Bella and Fiona chats#Bella suspects incest]]</ref>

{{quote|I realize I am remaining and sounding distant on the questioning, and it will become more clear and obvious when I tell you, in-person, who she is.

I actually wish I could tell you over text or voice call, but the government and anyone with the tech can easily hack into those methods|Chris, prior to the [[Incest Call]].<ref name=spill></ref>}}

Within the same conversation, Chris recommended using the encrypted text/video call app Signal (having used it to communicate with [[Null]]), which Bella agreed to download.<ref name=spill></ref>

After Chris's conversations about committing incest were publicly leaked, [[The WCT]] sent Chris messages over [[Discord]] asking him what had happened. Chris gave an explanation, then began deleting his messages. Chris requested that The WCT delete his side of the conversation as well, which WCT obliged (though had taken screenshots in real time to discuss with [[The Knights of CWC]]).<ref>[[WCT DMs#Asking about Incest Call leak]]</ref>

== Was it consensual? ==

{{Protip|The following speculation should not be taken as definite proof that Chris raped Barb or not; this is simply a list of information that Chris has provided himself, which due to Chris's habit of lying for the pettiest of reasons, can be seen as unreliable by some. Due to the sensitive nature of this topic, please avoid saying for sure if Chris did or did not rape Barb.}}

It is often questioned whether the incest was consensual or not. The following list contains many common points of argument for both sides but also a counterargument for each and every one.

Speculation for the affair being nonconsensual is as follows:

* Barb has been speculated to be suffering from dementia or some other form of mental decline; there are too many videos of her displaying symptoms to list, but this could be her intentionally faking it for sympathy donations. Also, some have pointed out that Barb was quite cognizant in other recent videos, adding weight to the theory that her behavior in the begging videos could have been exaggerated.
* Chris mentioned during [[Incest Texts]] that Barb told him to stop during his attempts to finger her; however, this would have been Chris's first time fingering a woman ([[Mia Hamm]] didn't allow him to do so during their times together) and Chris mentioned this act hurt Barb at first; meaning Barb could have been stopping him from his attempts due to the pain but otherwise consented to be fingered.
* Chris, during the [[Incest Call]], mentions that Barb seemed partially confused at first; However, Chris did say she "came around," so it's possible he was referring to his advances towards her, and she wasn't of sound mind at that point.
* Chris claimed in [[Jail Letter - 22 July 2022 (2)]] that Barb was "Zombie-like" and in [[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]] that she had "fridgid mental activity and physical ability like a scared deer in headlights nearly ALL the time"; while damning (if true), it's worth mentioning that Chris during the letter is begging Kenneth for assistance in moving Barb out of the house, arguing that Barb simply cannot take care of herself. Chris, being Chris, could simply not know the implications of what he's actually saying, and it's quite possible that Chris is desperately lying since Kenneth disapproved of the idea unless there was no other option for Barb.

Speculation for the affair being consensual are as follows:

* Chris has claimed to Null in a 30 July 2021 text that the affair was consensual.<ref>[[:File:Null-CWC DM 30Jul2021.png]]</ref>
* Chris and Barbara's relationship is infamously creepy and way too close for comfort; this is the main source of people believing the affair was consensual and for good reason. Barb would often yell at Chris if he didn't share a bed with her, and Chris has admitted numerous times that he spoons with her (after Bob's death). They were also often seen talking to each other and even holding each other as if they were husband and wife for a long time before the affair began. Barb is infamous for being horribly [[Chris and manipulation|manipulative]] for her own personal gain, and she does not see any problem with coddling and emotionally blackmailing Chris in order to go along with what she wants to do (usually money or food-related stuff); with this in mind, while their relationship is definitely unhealthy for a mother and son to have, it does not prove that Barb was interested in an incestuous affair with Chris.
* Chris claimed to Null during his temporary homelessness in [[Null DMs|a direct message]] that the affair was definitely consensual; however, [[Honest Content|even somebody like Chris]] would probably hesitate to admit raping their own mother, especially to a business manager at the time.
* Chris boasted during the [[Incest Call]] that Barb was "having a good time" and even claimed that he let her make the first move; even if this is true, it does not rule out that Chris hadn't coerced or otherwise manipulated her into having sex with him since he did mention in the same call that she was "partially confused at first." Chris's idea of approaching a love interest with "care and caution" '''does not''' translate to consent or even consideration for somebody else's feelings; his idea of nervous behavior around [[Kacey]], for example, included touching her multiple times without her consent and his interactions with [[Megan]] which he describes as "friendly" also included a lot of unwanted attempts to hug and kiss her.
* In [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]], Chris claimed that after he lost his virginity to Mia Hamm and told his mom about it, Barb stated that she would have had sex with him herself; while this does sound like Barb offering herself to Chris, there is a massive possibility that Barb was simply saying he could [[Attraction Sign|pull women without paying them]]. Though definitely creepy, it does not mean she actually wanted sex with him and even if she did, the quote came from a decade beforehand so this would not count as consent.

In the end, we will perhaps never honestly know; Barb is apparently not willing to comment or give any further details (and thankfully, nobody has pressed her on such), and Chris is currently shifting the blame on a [[Shattered Glass Universe|supposed counterpart from another dimension]]. If Chris was formally charged and sentenced with felony incest (or perhaps rape), it could've been a case of Chris simply piling on tons of poorly worded evidence against himself [[Honest Content|(as he's done throughout most of his life)]]; but even since Chris's charge was dismissed, it could be seen as yet another example of the criminal justice system [[Honor roll|going easy]] on [[Autism|somebody with special needs]].

Ironically, despite this being one of the most critical moments in Chris's life, a life that has been documented extensively down to the finest detail, we continue to and will likely never know the essential details of it. What makes this even more unique is that the truth cannot be obtained from any trolls but from Chris and Barb themselves. Chris, being a notorious liar, will never tell the truth. The only one who can is Barb, assuming she is still lucid.

==Chris's Comments on the Affair post-incarceration==

===Jail===

During the incarceration that followed Chris's incest with his mother, he had communicated numerous times with members of the public via letters and telephone calls. Some of those letters (and one recorded phone call which has been publicly shared) contain commentary by Chris regarding the charges for which he was in jail. The first publicly available letter in which Chris touches on the subject of the alleged incest was written on [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|19 September 2021]]. In it, Chris appears to strongly imply that he, indeed, had sex with Barbara. Chris's comments on the affair are tied with the elaboration of his previously expressed delusions of Godhood. He reveals having realized himself to be the present-day reincarnation of Jesus Christ. The supreme Goddess Emanuelle had ordered him to purify Barbara of her sins and improve her abilities. In his description of how this was done, Chris writes that he and his mother "mainly Cuddled, Soul-Bonded, and Talked." No explicit details are provided, but the rest of the letter strongly implies that sexual acts were included in Chris's "healing" of Barbara. Chris goes on to write that the healing he performed on his mother was similarly done by him on other individuals during his previous life as Jesus Christ, though the details of said healings were omitted from the Bible. Chris then goes on to inform the letter's recipient that "We Gods had eased up on the views of "Adultry" [sic]; WHY Else do you all have Pro-Gay, and Pro-Lesbian, Pro-Trans, and all Today and the past Decades?" While the word "adultery" is typically used to refer to marital infidelity, it appears that in this letter, it is intended to mean all acts that go against traditional sexual morality (i.e., what Christians have usually called "fornication"). By grouping the "healing" of Barbara in the same category as intimate relations between members of the same sex, Chris strongly implies that the "healing" of Barbara likewise included romantic and sexual acts. Chris's defense of the "healing" on the counts that all those who were involved in it were both willing and above the legal age of consent further enhances the impression that it was at least partially sexual in nature.

While the 19 September letter was just a few baby steps away from being an explicit admission of incest, it did not take long for Chris to become more coy as to whether or not incest between himself and Barb had occurred. In a [[Jail Call - 1 November 2021|1 November 2021 telephone call]], Chris fails to either explicitly deny or acknowledge that he and Barb had sex. The same ambiguousness regarding the truthfulness of the charges against him can be seen in a letter written on [[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|16 November 2021]].

At some point, Chris changed his side of the story and began to outright deny that there was ever any sexual intimacy between him and his mother. Regarding public evidence, Chris first explicitly denied the charges against him in the [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022|11 May 2022 jail letter]]. In the same letter, Chris alleges that in [[May 2012]], Barbara made sexual advances towards him after he revealed to her that he had paid a prostitute a month beforehand. He goes on to write that after the death of Bob, Barb came to see Chris as a husband-like figure. Further denials that Chris ever had sexual relations with Barb appear in jail letters written on [[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022|1 June]] and [[Jail Letter - 4 June 2022|4 June 2022]]. Chris does acknowledge that prior to his arrest, he told others that he had sex with Barb, but by now, he claims that those admissions were false. As he wrote in the 4 June 2022 letter: "I have never had sex with Barbara; that was purely Big Talk to Divinely Test everyone." In the letters from 19 September 2021 and 16 November 2021, Chris claimed that his pre-arrest admissions were made to test specific individuals, but (at least as far as public evidence goes) only from May 2022 did Chris begin to claim that these admissions were false.

{{quote|[Jesus] does love me. I am not a horrible monster. What I did - well, what you're saying I did - never happened [[Coping|in this timeline]]. It never happened, never happened.|Chris in a [[December 2023]] livestream<ref>[[Fan Mail and Cwcville Autobots Part 2]]</ref>}}

===Post-Jail===
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[[File:Shattered_Glass_Christ_Chan_Sonichu.jpg|thumb| Shattered Glass Christ Chan Sonichu]]
Chris's comments on the affair after his return are convoluted and involve memory transfer and alternate [[dimensions]]. In Chris's livestreams he claims that he did not have sex with Barb but accessed memories from [[Dimensions#Shattered_Glass_Dimension|the Shattered Glass Dimension]] where his self-counterpart did have sex with Barb, implying he remembers having sex with Barb. He also claims that he knew that Bella would betray him, and played along with her so that he could be sent to jail in Virginia rather than Washington and so he could avoid meeting Sockness at [[Everfree Northwest]].<ref>[[November_2023_livestreams#Simple_Existential_Q&A|10 November livestream]]</ref><ref>[[December_2023_livestreams#Over_the_shoulder_colouring_stream|22 December livestream]]</ref> In prerecorded videos like [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]] and [[The Chris Chan Interview]] he does not mention the Shattered Glass Dimension and mainly talks about Bella and claims that he was proven innocent in a court of law.

==Consequences==
{{Main|Jail Saga}}
It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest – sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration. Chris was swiftly removed from his home by an [[Emergency Protective Order]] and then arrested the next day. In the wake of his charges, Chris was [[banned]] from [[Patreon]] and [[Tapas]]. Collaborators who had once worked with him withdrew, such as ''[[The Binding of Isaac]]'' card game creator canceling a card he had requested Chris contribute, the band who released [[Love is Love (song)|Love is Love]] pulling it from sale, and [[Null]] offering refunds for [[Kiwi Farms silver coin|silver coins]] featuring Chris's likeness and stating he would never again sell items with direct reference to Chris.

Since then, he was held without bail in Central Virginia Regional Jail before getting transferred to [[Western State Hospital]], awaiting trial.<ref>[https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Press release]</ref> On 3 [[May 2022]], Chris was transferred back to CVRJ. In [[March 2023]], Chris was released from jail.

===Chris and Barbara's relationship===
{{Needs Updating|Citations}}
Chris and Barbara's relationship deteriorated during Chris's stay in jail. In a jail letter, Chris mentioned that Barb had ceased communicating with him. During the summer of 2022, Chris began to speak ill of Barb in his letters, insulting and making spurious claims about her, even blaming her for his situation.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]]</ref> While still in jail, Chris began planning for his housing post-release. In light of a restraining order being placed on Chris preventing him from contact with Barb<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022]]</ref>, Chris believed he deserved to live in [[14 Branchland Court]] over Barb and requested his [[enablers]] assist him with a [[Kickstarter]] fundraiser to bribe Barb into moving into senior housing, claiming that [[Caden]] was helping with this scheme and that it was his initial idea.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]]</ref>
Since his release, Chris has become increasingly resentful of Barb, and despite his dependence of her in the past, has dropped her like a hot potato.

With Chris's release from jail and the subsequent dismissal of his case, Chris has returned to see Barb at least twice. While [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#14 Branchland Court|the first one]] was just Chris reclaiming his stuff, [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#14 Branchland Court (November)|the second time around]] Chris also claimed to have taken her out shopping, which might imply he does it at least semi-regularly, although he hasn't been sighted there ever since. The most recent visit Chris has made to Barb's place was in [[April 2024]] to [[Harvesting Process, Gravel at the Sonichu Temple|collect rocks from the driveway]] to [[OfficialCWCmart|sell]] on [[Etsy]].

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
|name = Sonichu Says NO to Barbussy Mitai [emptyhero]
|ytid = tsYBphxweBY
|stardate = 22 Nov 2022
|maker = emptyhero
|info = BLAST ALL YOUR BEANS IN MY BARBUSSY PLEASE
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
|name = Poor Sonichu...
|ytid = WIZfv3scrx4
|stardate = 13 Feb 2022
|maker = Emperor Techno
|info = Warning: kinda spooky
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
|name = Chris-Chan and his mom every 3rd night since June 27
|ytid = mjARTrVL_0w
|stardate = 10 Aug 2021
|maker = American Goblin
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
|name = Chris Chan be like..
|ytid = Srz73CkOgwQ
|stardate = 2 Aug 2021
|maker = Through Time and Space
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
|name = KOMM, SÜßER CHRIS [The End of Sonichu]
|ytid = y29G4qaZvG8
|stardate = 14 July 2020
|maker = DookuVEVO
}}

==See also==
{{FanArt}}
*[[Incest Arrest]]
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Chris and the law]]
*[[Jail Saga]]
*[[Soul Bonding]]
*[[The Binding of Isaac‎]]
*[[Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability]]

{{Notes}}
{{References}}
{{Articleofthenow}}
{{IncestSaga}}
{{Love Quest}}

[[Category:Articles with Jail Saga speculation]]

Discord

2025-08-03T17:40:25Z

Naryboo: who cares?

:''This article is about the chat app. For the imaginary friend from My Little Pony, see [[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic#Discord|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]].''

[[File:Discordcwc1.png|thumb|Some of the known Discord servers Chris was in, as of [[August 2020]].]]

'''Discord''' is a chat messaging service Chris has used since at least [[2018]]
==Notable servers==
===The group===
{{main|The group}}
'The group' was a discord server made by [[Idea Guys]] where he and three other members could brainwash and extort money out of Chris. Chris most likely joined in early [[2018]].

===CWCville===
{{main|CWCville (Discord server)}}
'''CWCville''' is a server by [[ViviChu]] which Chris joined in [[September 2018]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-2018-chris-joins-a-fans-discord.47701/</ref>

===Copitz's Server===
'''Copitz's Server''' was created by [[Copitz]]. He invited Chris to the server in presumably [[May 2019]], though he hasn't sent any messages. The status of the server and whether or not Chris is still present is unknown.

===Midnight's Nightlings and Starettes===
{{main|Midnight's Nightlings and Starettes}}
'''Midnight's Nightlings and Starettes''' is [[Midnight Moonflower]]'s Discord server for supporting her art and comics. Chris joined in [[July 2019]].<ref>[[Midnight's Nightlings and Starettes#Chris Joins]]</ref> The [[Watchmen]] raided Midnight's server and harassed its members over Chris's presence.

===Blepcon===
{{main|Blepcon}}
'''Blepcon''' is a [[My Little Pony]] community server. Chris joined the server in [[July 2019]] to briefly talk about BronyCon.

===Children of Kefentse===
{{main|Children of Kefentse}}
'''Children of Kefentse''' is a Discord server for [[TSSSF]]. Chris presumably joined in [[August 2019]] and has sent over 100 messages in it from August to [[December 2019]]. At an unknown point of time, Chris was absent from the server, before quietly rejoining on 10 [[November 2023]].

===Ben Saint===
{{main|Rowdy Fuckers Cop Killers' ENDLESS WAR}}
Ben Saint invited Chris to his Discord in [[September 2019]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5371310</ref>

===CopperCab's server===
Chris joined [[CopperCab]]'s Discord server on 29 [[October 2019]], but hasn't sent any messages. Chris is still in the server as of [[March 2025]].

===Arbitarch CWC Alliance===
{{Main|Arbitarch CWC Alliance}}
Chris joined in fall 2019.

The bulk of the chats center on Chris [[role-play]]ing with [[Watchmen]] feeding into his fantasies.

During the server's operation, people on Twitter commented on Chris's posts about it, revealing some troubling aspects of the server; not only were the admins and mods [[CWCville Mayoral Office|notoriously power-hungry and dictatorial]], but in order to take part, users had to 'verify' their Discord accounts through a rather shady bot which requested access to user data, including any other servers the user was a member of.

===ProjectSNT Patreon Server===
In [[January 2020]], Chris paid to join [[ProjectSNT]]'s Discord group, in an apparent attempt to get his foot in the door after she had given him the cold shoulder over Twitter in response to a tantrum he threw over her redesign of one of his characters.

In [[November 2020]], Chris sent a DM to [[Opuscon789]] regarding ''[[SNT Vs Sonichu]]''; Opuscon later wrote that he assumed Chris found out his Discord handle from both being members of ProjectSNT's server.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (somethingrandom987)]]</ref>

===Official CWCki Server===
{{main|Official CWCki Server}}

The '''Official CWCki Server''' is a Discord server for the [[CWCki]] which was established in [[July 2020]]. On 10 [[August 2020]], Chris was briefly a member; he posted two messages before moderators opted to ban him four days later for the purpose of maintaining distance between the server and Chris.

===cwc frens===
{{main|cwc frens}}

'''cwc frens''' is a defunct sister server to the [[Official CWCki Server]]. Chris was directed to this server after the Official CWCki Server's moderators opted to remove him from the server. cwc frens was later shut down.

===The Place===
{{main|The Place}}
The [[Watchmen]] are a group of [[enablers]] who sought to protect Chris from malicious actors. Chris joined their Discord group. A [[2020 Discord leaks|large amount of chats]] from it were leaked by the Watchmen in summer [[2020]]. Chris has also done [[22 August 2020 Q&A|a Q&A with a CWCki editor]] in the group.

Chris left the server in [[June 2021]] due to infighting among the Watchmen.<ref>[[WCT#Interview]]</ref>

===Sonic World DX Lounge===
{{main|Sonic World DX Lounge}}
[[File:Kicked from Sonic World DX Discord.png|thumb|Server creator on Chris's removal.]]
A group for the fanmade [[Sonic World]] game, which Chris joined in order to request ''Sonichu''-themed mods. Chris was later kicked for stealing mods without permission.

===Glorious Golden Church of Sonichu===
{{main|Golden Church of Sonichu}}
A server created by [[Praetor]] for those who have purchased their limited-run $60 golden medallion. Chris was present in the server.

===The Knights of CWC===
{{main|The Knights of CWC}}
A [[Watchmen]] splinter server founded by [[The WCT]] in [[June 2021]], who took over as Watchmen leader following the infighting in [[The Place]] server. The server would only last for two months due to Chris being arrested for [[Affair with Mother|incest]] shortly afterwards.

===Chess Group #15===
Bella had also created another chess server, [[Chess Group 15 Chats|Chess Group #15]]. Unlike most of her other servers, Bella notably uses much more friendlier language with her guests, and generally acts a lot more genial towards them. In other servers, she would often speak negatively about such guests while they aren't present. She invited Chris at one point for a brief visit, as well as [[Fiona]] and [[The WCT]].

===Catboy Ranch===
{{main|Catboy Ranch}}
'''Catboy Ranch''' is a Discord server associated with [[Keffals]]. Chris quietly joined the server on a secret alternate account on 21 [[July 2023]], and joined on his main account on 16 [[October 2023]]. Keffals would later interview Chris in [[January 2024]] in a failed attempt to use Chris as a puppet. Most of Chris's messages sent in the server are thought to be lost for unclear reasons. The server is notably paywalled. Both of Chris's accounts are still in the server as of [[March 2025]].

===itemLabel server===
On 30 [[July 2024]], Chris joined the Discord server for itemLabel, a company that makes and sells various plush dolls. Chris was particularly interested in their Cubepy plush around this time.<ref>[[MINECRAFT Cubepy Build]]</ref> Chris never sent any messages in it, and he was noticed absent from the server in [[January 2025]].

==Main account==
===JCWCSonichuPrime1982 / jcwcsonichuprime1982 / CWCSonichu1982#9390===
On 28 [[April 2018]], Chris created a new Discord account.

Chris has occasionally changed his name and avatar.

<center><gallery>
File:Chris joins SNT's Server.png|Original "ChrisChanSonichu" name and avatar.
File:MagiChrisChan.PNG|Changed to reflect his belief that [[Magi-Chan]] had [[possessed]] him in [[August 2019]].
File:Sonichu982-9390.png|Changed to Sonichu theme during [[April 2020]] to reflect his belief that he and Sonichu had swapped bodies.
File:CWC-Discord-2023-10-15 - JCWCSonichuPrime1982.png|Name change to JCWCSonichuPrime1982 post-[[Jail Saga]]
</gallery></center>

==Alt account==
===ChristChanSchuPrime#1982 / christ.chan.sonichu.prime / ChristChan#0334===
[[File:Christ.chan.sonichu.prime Discord account.png|200px|thumb|right|The account in the [[Catboy Ranch]] server.]]
On 26 [[June 2023]], during the [[Saga#Third_Exile_(27_March_2023_-_16_October_2023)|third exile]], Chris created a new Discord account.

The account was found to have joined [[Keffals]]'s server on 21 [[July 2023]]. The account was given access to the main server, having the roles "Verified" and "T1". Interestingly, as of now, the account has zero messages sent in the server, despite bots saying that the account has leveled up (usually something done by sending messages). This could imply that [[Lost Media|chats have been deleted]], but it's not exactly certain.

Other servers this account is in, if any, are currently unknown.

==Discord selfies==
To provide proof of his Discord account's legitimacy, Chris takes poorly-photographed selfies to post in the servers upon entering.

<center><gallery>
File:CWC Discord1.jpg|For Vivichu's Discord, [[September 2018]].
File:Chris Discord Sept 2018 2.jpg|For Vivichu's Discord, [[September 2018]].
File:Chris Discord Sept 2018 3.jpg|For Vivichu's Discord, [[September 2018]].
File:Chris-Chan-Discord July 2019.jpg|For [[Midnight Moonflower]]'s Discord, [[July 2019]].
File:ChrisonDiscordSeptember2019.jpg|For [[Ben Saint]]'s Discord, [[September 2019]].
File:September 2019 Discord selfie2.jpg|For [[Ben Saint]]'s Discord, [[September 2019]].
File:Sonichu Mania selfie.jpg|For [[Sonichu Mania Plus Server]], [[September 2019]].
File:Children of Kefentse Discord selfie.jpg|For [[TSSSF|Children of Kefentse]] Discord, [[October 2019]].
File:CWC Discord selfie for VoidZine server.jpg|For the VoidZine server, [[March 2020]].
</gallery></center>

==Emojis==
{{collapsible
|Sonichu emojis
|<gallery>
Image:Sonichuemojiangry.png
Image:Sonichuemojidizzy.png
Image:Sonichuemojilol.png
Image:Sonichuemojisad2.png
Image:Sonichuemojishock.png
Image:Sonichuemojismile2.png
Image:Sonichuemojisurprise.png
Image:Sonichuemojithink.png
Image:Sonichuemojiwut.png
</gallery>}}

==See also==
*[[Mumble]]

==References==
<references/>

{{FanChats}}

Talk:IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES

2025-08-02T22:16:18Z

Naryboo: Removed redirect to Talk:It took a talking bear to give the name a young boy loves

This is quite the odd redirect. The headline name was never in all caps? ‧⭑ ࣪˖⋆࿔*:･ ⋆⁺₊ sincerely (or maybe not so sincerely) signed, Cobalt ([[User:Naryboo|aka Naryboo]]). Direct your various complaints to my ([[User talk:Naryboo|talk page]]).⋆°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ 18:16, 2 August 2025 (EDT)

Ai

2025-04-05T14:28:52Z

Naryboo: Redirected page to Chris and Artificial Intelligence

#REDIRECT [[Chris and Artificial Intelligence]]

AI

2025-04-05T14:27:38Z

Naryboo: Redirected page to Chris and Artificial Intelligence

#REDIRECT [[Chris and Artificial Intelligence]]

John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue

2025-04-05T14:24:13Z

Naryboo:

{{quote|Featuring....[[Chris and English|HEWLY]] ANIMATED SCENES|Back cover}}
[[Image:0730-MeganAndJohn.JPG|thumb|You would play as the guy on the right.]]
'''''John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue''''' is another one of [[Chris]]'s shitty "ideas" for a game which, like the other ones, he expected a major company to just pick up. This time, instead of focusing on [[Sonichu]] or [[Chris and his ego|himself]], Chris puts [[Megan Schroeder]]'s brother in the spotlight.

{{Clear}}

==John Schroeder==
John is Megan's older brother who Chris originally thought was her boyfriend. Not much is known about John, but a few details can be gleaned from Chris's email correspondence with Megan. He took a Mechanics course at a school in Kentucky in summer 2007, having apparently passed up the opportunity of a two-year degree at a school in Florida. Megan went along with him to Kentucky for the summer, to Chris's disappointment. In April 2008 John either was fired from or quit his job, as Chris wishes him "the best of luck and the Lord's blessing on him finding a new, better job". John is [[Obesity|overweight]], shares similar interests with his sister and seemingly has an epicanthic fold, making him appear to be [[Slow-in-the-minds|retarded]]. [[Mimms]] said that "Megan's brother isnt autistic, but he is kinda dumb."<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref> His current whereabouts are unknown.

In March 2022, Megan would reveal that the "your sister has cum for me" caption on the original upload of [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|shecameforcwc.jpg]] was directed at her brother, due to Chris' beliefs at the time that he was behind the trolling.<ref>[[:File:MeganBrotherTroll.jpg]]</ref>

==John's Custom Gundam==
In an obvious bid for some [[Sailor Moon|Sailor Soldier]] [[China]], Chris thought he'd ingratiate himself with Megan by casting her brother in one of his crappy games. This one manages to work in elements from his [[Sonichu]] comic series and the mecha [[anime]] franchise ''Mobile Suit Gundam''. Not much is known about the game, like the rest of Chris's ideas, beyond the mock cover. Interestingly, this piece (according to the "copyright" data) was produced sometime in [[2008]], which suggests that it pre-dates the drama over Megan's discovery of [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] but was created long after Megan told Chris that [[Megan_Emails,_Aug-Dec_2007#Megan_is_annoyed_and_creeped_out|he was creeping her out]] by casting her in his comics.

The most notable aspect of this game is that someone other than Chris or Sonichu is the protagonist. Instead, it's John Schroeder, Megan's brother. The picture states that John is to pilot a custom-built Gundam (made from [[Lego]] or [[Pixelblocks]], perhaps) to rescue Megan from [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and her "overgrown army", the [[Jerkop|Jerkops]], [[Dr. Eggman]], and some random units from the original anime series antagonists, the Principality of Zeon (most likely Zaku spam). Of course, you can unlock Chris as a playable character. After all, who would Chris be to deny us the chance to "[[Chris and his ego|earn the right]]" to play as ''the'' CWC?

The title of the game is odd, as it implies the rescue itself is sister-like. Despite this, the back cover states it's ''John'' who's rescuing his ''sister''; nothing indicates that John or his rescue mission would be of a sisterly nature. Or, one could just assume [[Chris and English|these kinds of weird linguistic slip-ups are to be expected]] from an isolated autistic manchild.

The reverse side of the box makes reference to several "features":
*Hi-Res 3D Graphics!
*[[Chris and writing|Hewly]] animated scenes!
*Earn the right to play Chris-chan's Side of The Story!
*Help John Schroeder be a darn good [[Wikipedia:Big Brother (Nineteen Eighty-Four)|Big Brother]]!

It was also set to feature Chris and Megan's voices.

It is more than likely that Chris copied most of this off from the cover to the PS2 game ''[[Wikipedia:Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo|Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo]]'', which is part of his [[List of Chris's video games|game collection]]. In fact, John's "custom" Gundam happens to have a very similar color scheme to the Gundam featured on the cover of that video game.

Although the game's cover indicates that it is rated T for Teen, the back cover states that it does indeed contain HONEST content, albeit not enough to earn it the same rating as ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]''.

The item number on the box is [[Wikipedia:867-5309/Jenny|8675309]], referencing the song by Tommy Tutone and showing once again that Chris can't go for five seconds without [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripping something off]].

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:324-1-JohnsGundamFront.jpg
Image:324-2-JohnsGundamBack.jpg
Image:324-3-JohnsGundamPS2.jpg
Image:324-4-JohnsGundamLable.jpg
</gallery>

==See also==
*[[Megan Schroeder]]

==References==
<references/>

{{MeganSaga}}

[[Category:Video games created by Chris]]
[[Category:Megan Saga]]

Mao Ling

2025-04-05T14:18:49Z

Naryboo:

{{Troll|He was played by the same troll as [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Vivian Gee]].}}

{{Infobox Person
|name = Mao Ling
| aliases = DariaCamacho
|image = Mao Bamboo Ling.JPG
|gender = [[MALE]]
|race = Asian
|nation = Chinese
|saga = {{saga|asperchu|cn}}
}}

'''Mao 'Bamboo' Ling''' (also known as '''DariaCamacho''') is a good friend of [[Alec Benson Leary]], and the webmaster of the [[Asperpedia]], a knock-off of Chris's [[CWCipedia]].

Mao bought the CWCipedia ad space from [[Jack Thaddeus]] for $2000, who previously used it to advertise [[gay]] porn on the site. Mao started off by using the ad space to advertise the Asperpedia, and later [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia advertisements|ads mocking Chris]].

The last straw came when Mao, following in the footsteps of [[Jack]], starting placing gay porn on the [[CWCipedia]]. Chris, after seeing this, made [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|a video]] [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cursing]] Mao, and saying that if he didn't remove the ads that he would [[Death threats|prematurely rot]]. After a [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6|phone call]] with [[Alec]], Chris gave Mao an [[I am Alive|insincere forgiveness blessing]], along with many other [[Chris and remorse|insincere apologies]].

Chris's anger towards Mao would surface once more in [[Sonichu 10]], where him and the other members of the [[Asperpedia Four]] are on trial for the murder of [[Simonla]]. After they are convicted guilty and sentenced to death, Chris uses his psychic powers to '''[[Jason Kendrick Howell message|break Mao]]''', cracking his bones until his heart explodes.

On 17 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|said the n word on video]]. [[Jack Thaddeus]], angered by the video, dropped all funding for the [[CWCipedia]], and Mao became an admin. Naturally, he and the [[Asperpedia Four]] started vandalizing the site, before eventually he made it so everybody could edit the CWCipedia. On the 22th, the other admins reverted the site back to a pre-Mao state.

During [[May 2010]], a user named 'DariaCamacho' was given access to the CWCipedia and starting making actually good edits to it, but Chris got angry at her regardless. She was later revealed to be Mao in disguise.

A few weeks later, Mao hacked the site again, and released editing perms to the public, who would cause havoc once again. After a while, he gave ownership of the site to [[Alec Benson Leary]] and [[Vivian Gee]], who used it to upload 'Sonichu Season 2' a fancomic. Shortly after, the site died.

Mao was the one to leak all of the [[Alec Benson Leary calls]].

{{AsperchuSaga}}
{{CWCipediaSaga}}

[[Category:Asperchu Saga]]
[[Category:CWCipedia Saga]]
[[Category:Trolls]]

Cogsdev

2025-04-05T10:51:43Z

Naryboo: typo

{{Transgender|MTF}}

'''Cogsdev''' (also known as '''WikiSysop''') is the creator of the [[CWCki]], [[CWCipedia]], [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]] and [[PVCC]]. She created the CWCki due to the belief that the [[ED]] page was not big enough to cover Chris's extensive history. Cogs is also notable for being a part of multiple [[IRC]] chats.

After Chris's [[Chris's Wikipedia profile|incredibly long wikipedia profile]] was deleted by [[Wikipedia]] moderators, Cogs decided to create a new Wikipedia-style website that only Chris could edit, so he could ramble about things to his hearts content. The site became known as the [[CWCipedia]].

On 19 [[November 2009]], Cogs created a new page on the CWCipedia called the [[Mailbag]], where Chris could publicly respond to fanmail. It was an instant success, with 62 whole pages on the CWCipedia of fanmail and Chris's responses, along with another page for [[Common Questions]]. At Mailbag 59, Chris stopped answering questions due to laziness. Despite this, Cogs kept making more pages of fanmail for Chris to answer, though he stopped at 62.

During the [[Tito]] [[Saga]], [[The Wallflower]] reached out to Cogsdev asking for her name to be removed from the [[CWCki]]. Cogsdev complied with this, and all mentions of her personal life are gone from the CWCki, and she is now referred to by the pseudonym "The Wallflower."

At some point, Cogsdev lost control of the CWCki to [[Marvin]]. When asked in 2024 about how this went down, Marvin replied: "I don't remember. we were on a free plan for some host somewhere and when the costs started going up and we needed to collect money for it, I took over".<ref>Asked via Discord DMs on 2 July 2024.</ref>

After [[Bob]]'s death, Cogs slowly became more disliked among the community, demanding that [[Marvin]] shut down the [[CWCki]],<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/pvcc.139/page-2</ref> and banning almost everyone from [[PVCC]] except people that she wanted to talk to and had similar opinions to her.<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/pvcc.139/page-2</ref> After this, more things started to get exposed about her, such as him being a communist,<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/pvcc.139/page-2</ref> a NEET,<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/pvcc.139/page-2</ref> [[Hermaphrodite|transgender]],<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/pvcc.139/page-2</ref> and faking multiple personalities to get out of uncomfortable situations.<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/sergals-and-the-community-of-screaming-bunnyplanes.40135/page-15#post-6375546</ref> Today, most people have a negative opinion of Cogsdev.

{{References}}
{{CWCipediaSaga}}
{{TitoSaga}}
[[Category:LGBT]]

User:Naryboo/Tricky trials transcript wip

2025-04-04T19:01:40Z

Naryboo:

this is a transcript of [[JCWCSP First Minecraft TRICKY TRIALS]]

i decided to tackle this one despite it being rather non-notable because:
# of boredom
# most new videos don't have transcripts
# this is one of the shorter ones, and certainly beats transcribing a long ol' stream

{{collapsible|Transcript.|Hey, everybody, this is Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime coming to you live from home once again. And uh, today instead of doing a livestream, I decided we're going to do this, uh, pre-recorded. We're gonna play some more Minecraft, and uh... thanks to the help of my new allies on the- on my world, we managed to find a Tricky Trial, and so I'm going to go online to complete it. I've already gone online and uh, aired it, so we're essentially at the beginning point. They did a lil' work on it, but they left the majority of it unexplored. So, gonna go do that. Not meaning to doxx anybody, but prayerfully nobody recognizes these gamer tags. Please do not uh, message them, or add them just to troll them. There will be no trolling permitted, please. Thank you. Alright, so anyways... that music is a- music is a bit too loud, just wanna make sure I can hear- y'all can hear me, just gonna turn that audio down a bit, let's just maybe shut that down to about um, 30. Mmkay. Alright so what we got here is just a... so this was the entrance, they dug their way down, they got a little upgoing whirl- upgoing- UPgoing body of water there. Up- okay, so we got some of our guys here already. Alright, then we got a couple of chests here, I upgraded one of them. Anyways, so this is [the] beginning. We have one of those vaults right there, they left it all [[Chris and English|un-open]], leaving it for me to find the keys, so that's what we're gonna do right now. And we have some torches set up, and, yeah! Heh. This is pretty much just like I've seeen on the beginning of my title screen when I open the app, just similar like this. It's the Hobbit! (Chris attempts to do a Hobbit impression) Precious, precious jingle!...yeh, so anyways, so I have made- I have looked online, it's just at least the basics of... a Tricky Trial, so now we're going to go explore the remainder of this that has not been explored.}}

User:Naryboo/Tricky trials transcript wip

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Naryboo:

{{collapsible|Transcript.|Hey, everybody, this is Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime coming to you live from home once again. And uh, today instead of doing a livestream, I decided we're going to do this, uh, pre-recorded. We're gonna play some more Minecraft, and uh... thanks to the help of my new allies on the- on my world, we managed to find a Tricky Trial, and so I'm going to go online to complete it. I've already gone online and uh, aired it, so we're essentially at the beginning point. They did a lil' work on it, but they left the majority of it unexplored. So, gonna go do that. Not meaning to doxx anybody, but prayerfully nobody recognizes these gamer tags. Please do not uh, message them, or add them just to troll them. There will be no trolling permitted, please. Thank you. Alright, so anyways... that music is a- music is a bit too loud, just wanna make sure I can hear- y'all can hear me, just gonna turn that audio down a bit, let's just maybe shut that down to about um, 30. Mmkay. Alright so what we got here is just a... so this was the entrance, they dug their way down, they got a little upgoing whirl- upgoing- UPgoing body of water there. Up- okay, so we got some of our guys here already. Alright, then we got a couple of chests here, I upgraded one of them. Anyways, so this is [the] beginning. We have one of those vaults right there, they left it all [[Chris and English|un-open]], leaving it for me to find the keys, so that's what we're gonna do right now. And we have some torches set up, and, yeah! Heh. This is pretty much just like I've seeen on the beginning of my title screen when I open the app, just similar like this. It's the Hobbit! (Chris attempts to do a Hobbit impression) Precious, precious jingle!...yeh, so anyways, so I have made- I have looked online, it's just at least the basics of... a Tricky Trial, so now we're going to go explore the remainder of this that has not been explored.}}

Talk:JCWCSP First Minecraft TRICKY TRIALS

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Naryboo: /* If anyone cares... */ new section

The date of the video is July 23 at around 5:30 PM. Bar the date you can see in the toolbar through the OBS (though heavily pixelated), the main menu announces an event happening in 1 day and 16 hours. This event was MC Championship and it happened on July 25. [[User:XelaBlueThunder|XelaBlueThunder]] ([[User talk:XelaBlueThunder|talk]]) 03:58, 16 September 2024 (EDT)

== If anyone cares... ==

I started transcribing this video at [[User:Naryboo/Tricky trials transcript wip]] ‧⭑ ࣪˖⋆࿔*:･ ⋆⁺₊ sincerely (or maybe not so sincerely) signed, Cobalt ([[User:Naryboo|aka Naryboo]]). Direct your various complaints to my ([[User talk:Naryboo|talk page]]).⋆°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ 12:19, 4 April 2025 (EDT)

User:Naryboo/Tricky trials transcript wip

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Naryboo: Count how many times he says Uh in the first minute. I dare you.

Timestamps will be appended later. This is a big ol' block right now. {{collapsible|Transcript.|Hey, everybody, this is Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime coming to you live from home once again. And uh, today instead of doing a livestream, I decided we're going to do this, uh, pre-recorded. We're gonna play some more Minecraft, and uh... thanks to the help of my new allies on the- on my world, we managed to find a Tricky Trial, and so I'm going to go online to complete it. I've already gone online and uh, aired it, so we're essentially at the beginning point. They did a lil' work on it, but they left the majority of it unexplored. So, gonna go do that. Not meaning to doxx anybody, but prayerfully nobody recognizes these gamer tags. Please do not uh, message them, or add them just to troll them. There will be no trolling permitted, please. Thank you. Alright, so anyways... that music is a- music is a bit too loud, just wanna make sure I can hear- y'all can hear me, just gonna turn that audio down a bit, let's just maybe shut that down to about um, 30. Mmkay. Alright so what we got here is just a... so this was the entrance, they dug their way down}}

CWCki:Transcription Style

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Naryboo: /* Color Coding */ fix

One of the many ways the [[CWCki]] fulfills its goal of documenting the life and times of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] is through transcriptions of audio and/or visual media. Doing so enables those unable or just unwilling to listen or watch Chris related media to enjoy the content otherwise. Furthermore, it allows easy [[CWCki:Citation needed|citation]] into other articles.

This document serves as a style guide for transcriptions pertaining to Chris-related videos, phone calls, and Mumbles.

==Actions==

Chris performed some noteworthy action while speaking. What do you do?

'''RIGHT:'''

Describe the action as succinctly as possible. Italicize this description and place it in brackets.

"My name is Christian Weston Chandler." [''removes glasses dramatically'']

'''WRONG:'''

Write an autistically lengthy description of the action.

"My name is Christian Weston Chandler." [''uses his right hand to remove his glasses in a dramatic fashion'']

'''ALSO WRONG:'''

Italicize the brackets, too.

"My name is Christian Weston Chandler." ''[removes glasses dramatically]''

==Long pauses==

Chris paused for a long time between two words unnecessarily. What do you do?

'''RIGHT:'''

Use an ellipsis followed by a space.

"My name is… Christian Weston Chandler."

'''ALSO RIGHT:'''

Use three dots followed by a space.

"My name is... Christian Weston Chandler."

'''WRONG:'''

Use only two dots.

"My name is.. Christian Weston Chandler."

'''ALSO WRONG:'''

Use an ellipsis not followed by a space.

"My name is...Christian Weston Chandler."

==Color Coding==
In transcripts that feature multiple humans (for transcription purposes, this includes Chris), color coding individuals makes the conversation easier to follow and makes the page more visually interesting. While color coding, only color the names. The text and actions performed by Chris must remain black.
Many individuals are recurring figures in Chris's life, and should be displayed in the following colors.

*'''Chris''' is blue, like Chris Chan Sonichu.
*'''Bob'''
*'''Barbara'''
*'''Clyde Cash''' is rollin' in green.
*'''Julie'''
*'''BlueSpike'''/'''Max'''
*'''Liquid Chris'''
*'''Kacey'''
*'''Alec Benson Leary'''
*'''BILLY MAYS''' nevar 4get
*'''Jack Thaddeus'''
*'''Vivian Gee'''
*'''Champthom'''
*'''Falsion'''
*'''Cogsdev'''
*'''PandaHalo'''
*'''Sarah_May'''
*'''Van Dierten''' Both Arjen and Cameron since they're the same person.
*'''Crass Crab'''
*'''Evan'''
*'''SonichuGal'''
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Chris Chan

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Naryboo: christian weston chandler is not a nickname

{{Disambiguation}}

Note - In Chris's mind, Chris Chan, Chris Chan Sonichu, CPU Blue Heart and Night Star are all different forms of himself; there is only one Chris Chan with the ability to transform to these forms. The CWCki treats them differently to maintain readability.

'''Chris Chan''' may refer to:
* '''[[Christian Weston Chandler]]''''s nickname.
*'''[[Comic Chris]]''', Chris's Mary Sue in the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] comics. Now considered to be a separate entity in dimension [[C-197]].
* '''[[Chris Chan Sonichu]]''', Chris's fursona.
*'''[[Night Star]]''', Chris's ponysona.
*'''[[CPU Blue Heart]]''', Chris's deity form.
*'''Oh, My Chris Chan!''', one of many exclamations used by Chris to refer to his [[messiah complex]].

Chris chan

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#REDIRECT [[Chris Chan]]

Chris chan

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Christian weston chandler

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Gopony

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Dont call anybody

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The crazy pacer

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Tale of the crazy pacer

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14 Branchland Court

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Naryboo: /* December 2021 */

{{Split Off}}

{{quote|No burglar would ever want anything in this house.|Chris, being surprisingly ([[Manchester High Leaks|almost]]) modest.<ref>[[Mailbag 44#No burglar would steal Chris's stuff|Mailbag 44]]</ref>}}
{{quote|Number 14 was aflame in '14. LOL|Chris, on the two-year anniversary of his [[2014 house fire|house fire]].<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Number 14 was aflame in '14. LOL]]</ref>}}
[[File:14bc-2024.jpg|thumb|The house in 2024.]]
[[File:August2021House1.jpg|thumb|The house in 2021.]]
[[Image:ChrisHouseMap.jpg|thumb|Aerial shot of the house.]]
[[File:14BCBEV.jpg|thumb|A rough drawing of a top-down view of the house in [[2009]]. This cutaway shows the second floor, with [[Chris's room]], the [[kitchen]], living room, bathroom and an unknown area visible.]]

'''14 Branchland Court''', [[Ruckersville, VA]], often abbreviated to '''14BC''', and also currently known as '''[[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|Sonichu Headquarters]]''' and the '''Temple of CWC Sonichu'''<ref>[[:File:CWCs Temples Gazebo TSSSF.jpg]]</ref> – the last bastion of [[autism]]. This was the vile lair of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], up until his [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrest in 2021]]. Currently, it is inhabited by [[Christopher's name change|Christopher's ghost]], Chris's mother [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]],<ref name="BarbBackIn14BC"/> the surviving [[Chandler Cats|Chandler cats]],<ref name="BarbBackIn14BC"/> and Chris's dog [[Clover and Snoopy|Clover]].<ref name="BarbVisit">[[Fan visits#e1ectricthunder]]</ref> It was a white two-story house with dark red trimming (which faded to ivory and pink respectively) with three bedrooms on the outskirts of Ruckersville, although since its renovation has been repainted in beige with dark green shutters. The property is near the intersection of Branchland Court and Westwood Drive, facing northwest. The house is just past the local trailer park and nestled in a lower middle-class suburban community. It was built in [[Pre-1980#1970s|1977]], and with no major work done from [[1986]]<ref>[[:File:14BranchlandCourt.png]]</ref> to [[2014]], the house shows its age with its tacky fake shutters and vinyl siding.

Chris and his family have notoriously spent decades constantly filling up the house with tons of garbage and junk, earning it the nickname of '''"The Hoard"'''. In earlier pictures (those of [[Chris]]'s twentieth birthday in [[2002]], for instance), the house seemed reasonably tidy; but, in his [[Tour of Chris's House|first video tour]], Chris kept referring to the fact that "things got cluttered," suggesting that the house has only grown fuller and fuller ever since. "Clutter" is, of course, a grievous understatement; the entire house is packed with garbage, to the point where junk fills up entire rooms and reach within two feet of the ceiling (the living room was, for a while, basically inaccessible due to all the accumulated junk). Similarly, other rooms are full of junk, but rather than solid, impassable slabs of filth like in the living room, there are small crevices with chairs, TVs, and other furnishings.

Of the three Chandlers, Barb was the biggest hoarder, and one of the biggest obstacles to cleaning the place aside from the general laziness of the family. [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] revealed that Chris's parents were aware of the alarming implications of the house's condition (with the junk being both a health hazard and a fire hazard), and feared that Chris's video tours could've elicited the attention of the [http://www.vdh.virginia.gov/LHD/ThomasJefferson/ Health Department of Greene County] resulting in their home being condemned. In the wake of Bob making that remark, [[weening|weens]] made several calls to the health department in hopes of spurring such a process into action, but their efforts proved fruitless, like most efforts to get the state to intervene in Chris's sorry life.

Chris [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|claimed]] to have put forth some effort towards cleaning up the house in early 2010, but the "back-breaking" tasks he describes amount to [[Chores|simple maintenance]], like vacuuming and scrubbing the floors. He talks about this as if he is making great progress in fixing the disaster area that is 14 Branchland Court, but his efforts seemed to amount to little more than preventing himself from [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|slipping on cat shit]] on a regular basis. Barb apparently threatened to throw him out of the house if he were to attempt to dispose of some of her hoard of useless shit.<ref>[[Kacey Call 10]]</ref>

Chris also claimed that Bob used to use a [[computer]], but Barbara bought an enormous amount of crap from Goodwill, blocking off the computer. Whether or not Barb did it to stop Bob from using the computer is unknown, but at any rate he did.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 8|Jackie Chat #8]]</ref>

In [[Rocky Shoemaker call|a phone call]] to [[Rocky Shoemaker]] in 2011, it was revealed that 14 Branchland Court was infested and that the parasitic infestation caused [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] to be "covered in bug bites" before his death from heart disease.

On 10 [[January 2014]], Chris reported that the house had sustained major structural damage from an [[Destruction Of Chris's House|early-morning house fire]] following an electrical shortage. Chris, Barb, the dogs, Lucy the cat, and other possessions made it out safely, and they spent about a year in a [[rental house]] – which they predictably completely trashed – before moving back to the renovated 14 Branchland Court in [[December 2014]]. Although Chris was temporarily detained in jail after his misadventure on the [[26 December 2014|26th]], he was later released on bail and moved back into his house in [[January 2015]].

The house was vacant between the time of Chris and Barb's separation after the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] fallout, and the first few weeks of the [[Jail Saga]] following Chris's arrest. A [[Kiwi Farms]] user confirmed that Barb returned to the house starting on, or at some point before, [[August 2021|August 29th 2021]].<ref name="BarbBackIn14BC">[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Status of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref> As of 2023, it appears that 14 Branchland Court is finally receiving at least some of the TLC it deserves, as recent fan visits have found the lawn being clipped and cleared of rubbish, and portions of the all-consuming hoard within having been extricated into bins to be disposed of, suggesting that someone has been paid to help Barb maintain the property.<ref>[[Fan visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS]]</ref>

Following the dismissal of Chris's case in [[August 2023]], his car was spotted at 14 Branchland Court on 4 [[September 2023]]. Chris retrieved his possessions from the house, such as some [[2021_Lost_Commissions|commissioned artwork he never finished]] from [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|two years ago]]. In [[April 2024]], during a visit to 14 Branchland Court, Chris filmed himself collecting gravel from the front yard for selling on [[OfficialCWCmart]].<ref>[[Harvesting Process, Gravel at the Sonichu Temple]]</ref>

==History==
{{See also|Property tax assessment}}

14 Branchland Court was built in 1977 on a lot of 0.56 acres.<ref>[[Property tax assessment]]</ref>

Chris's parents presumably purchased 14 Branchland Court at some point between their marriage on 7 June 1980 (at which point they were still living in the Richmond area) and Chris's birth 20 months later. A plaque which hangs above Chris's bed in some videos (notably [[All Star]]) indicates that his parents' nickname for the house was '''"Wes-Chandler-Ton Manor"'''.

Chris lived at 14 Branchland Court from his birth on 24 [[February 1982]] until his family moved to the [[Richmond]] area in [[1993]] in order to escape the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Greene County]] Public School system's attempts to pull him out of mainstream schools. Initially, Chris and his father lived in the Richmond suburbs while his mother held the fort in Ruckersville so she could continue working for the local electric power authority until retirement. Barbara joined them after retiring a few years later.

The Chandlers moved back to the Ruckersville house in [[2000]] after Chris graduated [[high school]]. In [[100 2178|a video]] released in [[May 2010]], Chris claims that his family tried and failed to sell the house at some point, and would have stayed in the Richmond suburbs if they had been able to find a buyer. Chris naturally attributes the house's failure to sell to a conspiracy between local realtors and the Greene County school system, but as this article explains, it probably went unsold for more practical reasons.

The original number of the house was '''46 Branchland Court''' - this is the number given in [[A Week With Christian Chandler]] (2000) and [[Cole Smithey]]'s 1994 postcard to Barbara. It was changed to 14 sometime after 2000.

==First House Tour==
{{main|Tour of Chris's House}}
{{quote|if Clyde thought my room is a mess, he should see the rest of my house; my family has a LOT of clutter from small things in boxes to furniture. [...] You don't need to feel surprised from the mess of my family, my mother got her things one at a time while "it was a bargain".|Chris to [[Julie]]<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 5]]</ref>}}
{{clear}}

[[Image:CWCHouse.jpg|thumb|right|[[Wikipedia:Inferno (Dante)#Canto III: Vestibule of Hell|Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.]]]]

In two videos uploaded on 27 [[March 2009]], Chris provided a tour of his house and the property that it's on. Like his own room, Chris's entire house is a disaster area. Several rooms are so cluttered that Chris cannot enter them.

What follows is a brief description of the rooms and other areas of 14 Branchland Court circa 2009.

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===Ground Floor===
[[File:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|250px|Bob in the family room.]]

The north corner is what Chris describes as the '''[[music]] room''' (probably where Bob kept his extensive music collection), which was primarily the domain of Barbara, who frequently slept there. A small '''bathroom''' is directly in front of the stairs leading up to the front door. On the other end of a short hallway is the '''utility room''', in which the family kept a refrigerator in addition to the usual washer and dryer. The '''family room''' (possibly in the west corner) had been claimed by Bob, who apparently slept there as well. If Chris's parents ever had, or used, dedicated bedrooms in the house, then they were never filmed.

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===Top Floor===
[[Image:411-CWCWeekP5 crop 2.jpg|thumb|right|Barbara moving Chris's earthly possessions from [[Richmond]] back to the living room in April [[2000]]. The junk was already amassing.]]

'''[[Chris's room|Chris's bedroom]]''' is in the north corner of the second floor. Across the hallway, near the east corner, is a filthy '''bathroom''', which apparently has not been cleaned in years, as implied by the layers of dark brown/green mold growing in the shower and the peeling of the veneer on the cabinetry. The '''[[kitchen]]''' and dining area are apparently near the southern corner and southwestern wall. The computer Chris used for Internet access at the time was in this part of the house, as was a Christmas tree left up year-round. Tellingly, Chris has actually photographed himself with [[Officer Nasty]] and [[sex toys|dildos]] in the kitchen, and has even [[mass debating|mass debated]] here over a webcam feed. This implies that Chris's parents never actually went upstairs, leaving Chris free to do [[sex tape|whatever he wanted]] undisturbed (well, [[Bob Walks In|mostly undisturbed]]). The '''living room''', filled with garbage to the point of uselessness, is across the stairway from Chris's room. It is likely the same as Chris's current '''[[Chris's room#Work room|work room]]''' used for storing toys and shooting videos.

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===Yard===
{{main|Yard (14 Branchland Court)}}

==Second House Tour==
{{main|Tour of Chris's House II}}

[[File:14bc1.jpg|thumb|The house in 2012.]]

In 2013, a video was leaked by [[Alec Benson Leary]] showing the state of Chris's home since the last tour he gave in 2009. Needless to say, especially in light of eyewitness reports of his front yard in 2012, the house became even ''more'' of a mess in the following years. Whereas Chris had at least ''some'' room to maneuver in the 2009 Tour Video, here, the passageways have become so narrow and jam-packed that even he complains about all of the clutter being in his way and begins sounding increasingly [[Stress|annoyed]] as he attempts to navigate the claustrophobic environment. The kitchen, in particular, has become an unsightly mess--the Chandlers apparently couldn't be half-assed to put away their groceries, so it's strewn all over the place. The living room, already an ocean of rubbish, has gotten worse, with the accumulated clutter now towering over Chris to the point where he has to stretch to get footage of it. The bathroom hasn't been cleaned since the [[ShowerClean|last video Chris released of him cleaning it]] - and he even admits so himself in the video.

Even the stairs of his home have become cluttered with nonsense such as Christmas ornaments, boxes, and bags, which could spell disaster if Chris or his mother have to evacuate the premises. Also notable is the fact that every so often, Chris can be observed picking up random pieces of garbage from the floor as well.

In [[Chris and his ego|typical Chris-Chan fashion]], he describes his room as "the cleanest of the whole house", despite it having unsightly masses of clothes everywhere and even an unmade bed that he couldn't be bothered to at least straighten up before making this ill-advised video.

When he steps outside, he basically confirms what trolls have documented as early as 2012: that his lawn is ''completely'' overgrown to the point where it has utterly consumed one of the structures in his yard. Also unsurprising is the fact that after Bob's death, the garden shed has been completely abandoned.

Given his commentary, it ''almost'' seemed like Chris acknowledges that he has kept his home in a very unacceptable condition....right until he blames [[Borb|his parents]] for being "hoarders" and [[Chris_and_remorse#Shifting_blame|totally shifting blame away from himself]], ''despite'' being the "man" of the house.

By this time, the bug infestation appears to have been gotten rid of, or at least contained. It was stated before that the infestation was so bad that Chris was confined to his room in order to avoid getting bitten, but in this video, no bugs are seen and Chris makes no mention of them.

==2014 house fire==
[[Image:14 Branchland Court on Fire - Copy.jpg|thumb|right|Witness image of 14 Branchland Court on fire. On Facebook, Chris blamed Keurig for causing the fire, but later let slip in an email that it was plugged into a "heavy-duty" extension cord in the basement bathroom.]]

{{Main|2014 house fire}}

On 10 January 2014, a fire broke out at the Chandler household. According to Chris, this was caused by a worn extension cord plugged into a coffee machine, which sparked and started the blaze. Chris, his mother, the beagles, and Lucy (one of the cats) made it out safely, surprising when you consider how much clutter was obstructing the stairways. The firefighters could not effectively navigate the house through either door and were forced to enter through the windows. Sadly, one of the cats (revealed to be Scamper by Chris in February 2016) perished in the fire from smoke inhalation and was later buried in the backyard.

The Chandlers escaped with little more than the clothes on their backs. Chris wrote that he was able to take his wallet, medication for his mother, some clothes, and his iPhone. The day after the fire, he and his mother were allowed to reenter the structure, and he learned to his relief that many of his personal possessions, including his games, his computers, and his artwork, had survived. His [[Lego]] [[high school]] survived, albeit partially melted. Chris was also observed on [[Miiverse]] shortly after the fire, suggesting that he managed to save his [[Nintendo]] 3DS or Wii U at some point. However, it can be assumed that much of the hoard suffered fire, smoke, and/or water damage.

As completely tragic as this incident was, it did not come as much of a surprise, given Barbara's hoarding and Chris's unwillingness or inability to control his mother's compulsions or properly clean. As pointed out by quite a few concerned people, the house had ''always'' been a health and safety hazard, and it was only a matter of time before disaster struck. Sadly, Chris was unable or unwilling to act on this well-meaning advice, and, as a result, reaped what he and his family had sown.

Chris and his mother stayed at a [[Rental House|rental house]] in nearby [[wikipedia:Barboursville, Virginia|Barboursville]] for most of 2014 as repairs to 14 Branchland Court were made. They also rented a storage locker. To the shock of absolutely no one, Chris and Barb managed to trash that house up as well; photos taken by Chris showed rodent shit on the house's carpeting, and [[Rental House Tour|eyewitness reports]] showed that the conditions in the rental house were basically the same as they were at 14 Branchland Court. Trolls reported in [[April 2015]] that the house was still vacant four months after Chris and Barb moved out.

For reasons which are not entirely clear, the renovation of the house took much longer than anticipated. Nevertheless, the worst fears, that the house would be condemned or the renovations would not be finished, were unrealized. In December 2014 and January 2015, the Chandlers moved back in.

==Post-fire renovation==

[[File:14bc215.jpg|thumb|left|A renovated 14BC.]]

On the 6th of December, 2014, Chris announced on [[Facebook]] that his home had finally been repaired, and he would be moving back in near the start of the [[2015|new year]]. Ever a busy man, Chris managed to fit a [[26 December 2014|run-in with the law on Boxing Day, followed by two days in jail]] into his moving schedule. Once he was released on bond on 29 December, Chris was shortly back to complaining about having a "Charlie Horse [sic]" from moving his mother's hoard back to the house.

After Chris's second hearing in April started and finished half an hour early, and they failed to make it in, the Christorians who took it upon themselves to attend decided to make the most of their visit and go on a tour of the major places in Chris' life, including 14 Branchland Court. The photographs they took showed that the Chandler headquarters had been modernized, and no longer looked like ''total'' shit. This is partially due to the modernized exterior, and partially due to most of the hoard still being in storage. Photographs also showed some sort of outhouse in the backyard raised off the ground, and soon to be full of the hoard.

Other notable changes:

*The [[kitchen]] became accessible and could once again be used for cooking. Chris used it to [[Specimen Sample|store his semen]].
*Chris's [[bedroom]] moved to the first floor, his former room being used for storage.
*The downstairs living room, formerly full of Barb's hoard, became Chris's toy-filled workroom.

===Return of the hoard===
{{quote|A loving fairly well-kept home of my father. I kept it up..|Chris, lying to himself about the state of his home in [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video]]
}}

[[File:Sonic Totem and More.png|thumb|250px|A room filled with what is presumably Barb's hoard.]]

In the few years after having the house rebuilt, the Chandlers' negligence and hoarding slowly turned it back to its filthy, cluttered past, proving, like mother like son, Barb is just as incapable of learning from her mistakes as Chris. Ironically, the Garden, which in the years before the fire had become increasingly bereft of plants, was just about the only part of the property which thrived as of 2020, having become overgrown and unkempt with weeds, wildflowers, and plants encroaching from neighboring properties.

<center><gallery>
File:Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!! original.mp400001.png|Nov 2016 - The dirty hallway carpet, seen in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!]]
File:A few seconds of Barb dancing.png|April 2018 - At the bottom left is one of the newspaper spots where [[Clover and Snoopy]] [[Clover and Snoopy#Poor Living Conditions and Neglect|relieve themselves]]. Near the [[kitchen]] entrance.
File:Filthy carpet in Work Room - July 2019.jpg|July 2019 - Filthy, stained carpet against a hoard of toys, taken in Chris's [[Work Room]] through the Pokemon Go game, shared with the comment, "Party Time."
File:Mewtwo May 2020.jpg|Outside of the house, with stained exterior.
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In October 2017, one of the bathrooms had a clogged shower drain, possibly stuffed up with Chris's seaweed [[hair]]. His solution was to pour Liquid Plumr into it and whine that every house should have two bathtubs.<ref>[[October 2017 tweets#Clogged shower drain]]</ref>

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==Third House Tour==
{{main|Tour of Chris's House III}}

Chris filmed the third tour during [[March 2018]]. While his house is shown being ''very'' slightly less messy than it normally is, even that's being ridiculously charitable. Chris's room is packed to the rafters with all sorts of clothes and Rubbermaid bins, though it is semi-accessible, and shockingly, so are the oven and kitchen sink. Overall, he is shown having less of a struggle walking through his house, but there is still plenty of junk accumulating over the tables, hallways, kitchen, and shelves.

==Mortgage==
The Chandler family has assumed two mortgages on 14 Branchland Court. The first was fully paid sometime before [[February 2009]], when Chris attested his house had no mortgage against it.<ref>[[Mumble 4]]</ref> The '''second mortgage''' on the property was filed in [[April 2009]] for $130,000,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-11#post-1896956</ref> held at first by {{w|SunTrust Banks}} but since transferred to [https://seterus.com/ Seterus], now operating as {{w|Mr. Cooper}}<ref>https://www.consumerfinance.gov/about-us/newsroom/consumer-financial-protection-bureau-settles-with-mortgage-servicer-for-illegal-practices-that-impeded-borrowers-attempts-to-avoid-foreclosure/#:~:text=Seterus%20is%20no%20longer%20operating,Cooper.</ref>. As of 31 [[August 2016]], the Chandlers still owe '''$115,000''', which is still more than the property is actually worth.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-12#post-1900319</ref> Chris's [[monthly tugboat]] furnishes (or once furnished) the roughly $800 monthly payment.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Hmmph!|"I pay the monthly mortgage which kills most of my monthly."]]</ref><ref>[[April 2017 Facebook posts|Whining about the mortgage]]</ref> Contrary to a popular misconception, it is not a reverse mortgage:<ref>https://financial-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/reverse+mortgage</ref><ref>The latest confirmation that 14 Branchland Court currently has no reverse mortgage was during [[Discord Q&A 7]] on the night of 15 September 2020.</ref> the mortgage is estimated to extend thirty years, with 5% interest.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-12#post-1901342</ref>

Among the Chandlers' various [[debt]]s, the mortgage is the primary cause of the [[Financhu Crisis]]: acute circumstances relating to it have caused Chris to resort to begging many times. As for the reason why the Chandlers took on said mortgage can be summed up to paying off Barb's credit card debt; a bad move. On one occasion, [[Chris and negotiation|he pleaded idly]] with his [[TRUE and LOYAL fanbase]] to pay the entire mortgage at once for him.<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Who wants to pay our mortgage?!]]</ref> Moreover, the Chandlers have repeatedly neglected their monthly payments. When the [[Idea Guys]] had threatened to destroy [[CWCville]] and his [[eBay]] sales were not enough to meet their $6,000 ransom, Chris withheld a mortgage payment to save his [[Chris and reality|fictional setting]].

Chris's closest flirt with financial ruin occurred on 8 [[May 2018]], when he announced that the home could be foreclosed upon if they failed to make two mortgage payments the next day;<ref>[[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE#Please, HELP US! FORECLOSURE RISK HIGH!|Please, HELP US! FORECLOSURE RISK HIGH!]]</ref> fans donated enough to prevent this. Onlookers speculate, given [[Chris and money|Chris's financial habits]] and [[Barb]]'s other debts, that after she passes away, that the estate could well be liquidated after her passing, or that Chris may struggle to keep up mortgage payments in the face of so many [[My Little Pony|tempting]] [[Vidya|distractions]].

Chris claimed in [[Jail Letter - 30 October 2021|a jail letter]] that the "Sonichu Temple" now had a mortgage of less than $90,000 (assuming he has mastered the distinction between the [[Chris and science#Algebra|greater than and less than symbols]]), and begged for donations to [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] to help pay this.

==Neighbors==
{{quote|When I was pulling up to the stop sign on the cul-de-sac, the neighbor directly across the street from 14 Branchland yelled out "He's in jail!" with a big grin.|A Kiwi Farms user visiting 14 Branchland Court in the wake of Chris's [[Affair with Mother|incest]] charge.<ref name=Dec21photos>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#December Photos of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref>}}
[[Image:Ruckersville house prices near 14BC.jpeg|thumb|House prices in the vicinity of 14BC reported on Zillow in 2019. Note the decent price estimates of neighboring buildings, while 14BC itself lacks a valuation altogether.]]
Although the Chandlers have mostly kept to themselves over the years, they have had some notable interactions with their neighbors:

*The [[abusive babysitter]] was a neighbor of the Chandlers in 1983, living on Westwood Drive, Ruckersville.

*[[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] was one of Chris's neighbors when they were children.

*In the aftermath of the [[2014 house fire]], a neighbor allowed Chris and Barb to stay with them temporarily.<ref>[[January 2014 Facebook Posts#FIRE.21]]</ref>

*Barb once tried to steal a neighbor's dog which had slipped out of its collar but was forced to return it when the neighbor showed up at their door.<ref>[[Clover and Snoopy#Stealing a Neighbor.27s Dog]]</ref>

*At some point in 2014, a deeply paranoid Chris told of a feud with a preteen neighbor whom he had suspected of stealing his old homework and passing it in for credit. According to Chris, the Chandlers (Barb and Chris) contacted Animal Control on the neighbor's cat and had it put to sleep, after it had scratched Chris. Chris claims the neighbor retaliated by training a snake to invade 14 Branchland Court, egging the house and stealing some items.<ref>[[Catherine E-mails#Chris the Cat-Killer]]</ref>

*In 2015, Chris uploaded [[A few kicks]], a video of him kicking a soccer ball around in his yard. At one point, the ball enters the road and Chris gives chase. He abruptly stops once the ball enters a neighbor's driveway, possibly meaning that he had been told not to go on that property without permission.

*In 2017, one of Chris's cats, [[Sorbet]], was injured while outside and ended up under a neighbor's gutter.<ref>[[May 2017 Facebook_posts]]</ref>

*On 25 [[January 2019]], Chris tweeted how a neighbor angrily yelled at Chris for making his child [[tomgirl|question their gender identity]].<ref>[[January 2019 social media posts#Week round-up]]</ref>

*On 15 [[July 2021]], one of Chris's neighbors helped him bury his dog [[Snoopy]].<ref>[[July 2021 social media posts#Eulogy for Snoopy]]</ref>

==Visiting==
{{main|Fan visits}}
[[File:Aggrevating ArtPhoto2.png|thumb|200px|A fan visiting Chris at his house.]]
When occupied by the Chandlers, visits to 14 Branchland Court, at least until Chris inherits the house and trades the deed to it for magic beans, are ill-advised. Harassing the Chandlers at their house is not only the paragon of [[ween]] behavior, ''it is also a criminal offense'' and will probably result in you getting arrested. Chris and especially Barb shouldn't have to contend with the troll horde within the sanctum of their own home. We shouldn't have to be saying it at this point, but '''do not visit 14 Branchland Court to troll Chris or Barb'''.

Unless, of course, you ''are'' personally invited. To date, Chris has extended personalized invitations to [[Clyde Cash]], the [[Magical Man]], [[Liquid Chris]], the staff of [[Asperchu#Asperpedia|Asperpedia]], [[Catherine]] and pretty much anybody that has ever thought ill of Chris to come to his house, so that he might [[Death threats|murder them]]. To date, none of them except Magical Man has taken him up on his offer. The scenario of such a meeting would likely be reminiscent of the [[hooker incident]], wherein the police would be promptly summoned whilst Chris hides, crying, behind his mother.

Despite this, some fans have made the trip out to visit Chris at his home and have posed for photos with him, showing that Chris had lightened up on his stance.

In 2021, after [[Jail Saga|Chris was jailed for incest]], some weens made the pilgrimage to harass Barb for information about Chris, leaving empty-handed.
That said, it bears repeating: '''do NOT visit 14 Branchland Court to harass Barb,''' as you are likely causing undue stress on an ailing woman who had an incestuous affair with her own son.

==Chris and his address==
[[File:Sonichu temple of ruckersville in cwcville va by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od5t-pre.jpg|thumb|Drawing of Chris' house by him ([[December 2021]])]]
Giving away one's home address on the Internet is generally considered unwise. Chris has probably never realized this, or perhaps he realizes that [[trolls]] have so thoroughly and permanently violated his privacy that attempting to preserve it is a lost cause. In any case, he has publicly announced his home address on a number of occasions, in YouTube videos and elsewhere.

* Shortly after 21 July 2009, when [[CChanSonichuCWC]] released a video promoting his ''Sonichu'' merchandise, Chris posted his address in a YouTube comment in hopes of a physical confrontation with the "impostor".
* On 14 August 2009, in the video [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|"NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!"]], Chris rattled off his address as a way of attempting to prove his identity.
* He did the same thing in his [[CWC Public Disclaimer]], also released on 14 August 2009.
* On 23 November 2009, in the [[CWC_Personal_Sonichu_Presentation|''Sonichu'' Presentation]], Chris provided his address (as well as his home and mobile phone numbers) in hopes of attracting investment in his comic book characters.
* On 15 January 2010, Chris released a [[15 January 2010|video]] where he summoned the creators of the Asperpedia to his home address for a confrontation.
* On 27 August 2010, Chris gave out his address and phone number in a [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|YouTube video]] seeking to organize a high school reunion. In the same video, he warned viewers to be careful with their personal information on the Internet, taking his anti-grasp of irony to incredible new levels.
* Chris has published his address on his websites at various times. It was available at the bottom of the main page on the [[CWCipedia]] for most of the time Chris used the site.
* On 29 January 2016, Chris proved he hasn't learned a ''thing'' over the years when, in [[Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever|a video]] intended to dissuade [[trolls|well-meaning fans]] from sending mail to famous YouTuber [[PewDiePie]] (aka Felix Kjellberg) at his address, he felt the need to specify 14 Branchland Court as the address at which Kjellberg does not live.
* On 20 April 2019, Chris listed his address and phone number as part of the [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|Google My Business]] program under the name "Sonichu Headquarters." He also expressed interest in making his house a Pokéstop.
When he and Barb stayed at the rental house, it didn't take long for him to [[Brushfire Video|drop ''that'' house's address]].

When Chris writes out his full home address, he has a tendency to write his nine-digit [[wikipedia:ZIP_Code#ZIP+4|ZIP+4]] number (22968-'''''9545''''') instead of just his five-digit ZIP Code. This is rarely done for home addresses as it is considered unnecessary.

==The Fate of 14 BC==
It goes without saying the house will be foreclosed once Barb passes away. What will become of it afterward remains uncertain. Because Chris no longer resides there, it is unlikely he'll be moving back in given his bad [[Financhu Crisis|financial]] [[Debt|record]], in addition to his tugboat being insufficient to cover upkeep, let alone mortgage. As for the property itself, it's possible the house will either be [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|condemned and subsequently demolished]] by the Virginia Health Department, sold to a family looking for a place to live (provided the property is up to standards), a [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fan]] looking to preserve the property, or by weens trying to outbid one another in order to convert it into a [[Messiah complex|temple]]/[[Chris and his ego|museum]] for all things Chris and Sonichu related.

==Gallery==
===September 2013===
On 7 [[September 2013]], some pictures of the house were leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]].
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===March 2014===
On 3 [[March 2014]], pictures of the house post-fire were leaked on the forums. On the 3rd and 4th shots, note the damage to the left half of the roof, matching the location of the shot of the actual fire.
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===April 2014===
On 14 [[April 2014]], more pictures were leaked on the forums. Most of the windows had now been boarded up as the repair work commenced, and a large tarpaulin was covering the section of the roof where the fire had broken out to stop water from getting in. Chris's second known [[Son-Chu|car]], a white Cadillac Seville, was in attendance at the time.

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===April 2015===
Yet more pictures were leaked in [[April 2015]], showing the house as it appeared after the renovations.

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File:14BCApril2015H.jpg|Barb's car, still for sale.
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File:14BCApril2015.jpg|The front yard, still a sty.
File:Bobs greenhouse.jpeg|Bob's old greenhouse.
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===June 2017-August 2021===
More, from [[June 2017]] to [[August 2021]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-217#post-2382102</ref>

<center><gallery>
File:14 BC in 2017 1.jpg|The lawn, overgrown but not ''quite'' as wrecked as it used to be.
File:14 BC in 2017 2.jpg|[[Son-Chu]], next to Barb's Dodge Caravan.
File:14 BC in 2017 3.jpg|While not visible in the photo, the license plate for Barb's car is "B. Weston".
File:14 BC in 2017 4.jpg|[[Patti]]'s doghouse.
File:14bc June 2019.jpg| [[June 2019]]
File:14bc620.jpg|[[June 2020]]
File:June2021Visit2.jpg|June 2020: [[Fanta|"Couldn't find any chocolate syrup, but I have some orange soda."]]
File:August2021House1.jpg|[[August 2021]]
File:August2021House2.jpg|August 2021
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===September 2021===
{{main|Yard Tour (2021)}}

===December 2021===
On 16 [[December 2021]], [[Larry Vaughn]] took photos of the house at night, noting also that the [[Son-Chu|van]] was gone<ref>{{Cite Reddit|subreddit=ChrisChanSonichu|title=Just Went to Chris' House for the Second Time This Year. The Van's Gone.|post=ri3xbf/just_went_to_chris_house_for_the_second_time_this}}</ref> (as the photos were taken a few weeks after Barb's Fail to Yield Right of Way accident).
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On 20 [[December 2021]], a Kiwi Farms user took a couple photos of the house. He disagreed with [[Larry Vaughn]]'s assertion that there was a "For Sale" sign, stating that he did not see one.<ref name=Dec21photos></ref> The overgrown lawn and bushes around the house also appeared to have been cut back by this time, suggesting that someone was given instructions to tend to it, revealing an abundance of plastic rubbish bins and other objects that had previously been hidden by the greenery.
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===October 2022===
On 15 [[October 2022]] a user on the Kiwi Farms took pictures of the house in the day. The user notes how the patio had rotted and the shed had collapsed.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#October Photos of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref>

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===January 2023===
{{main|Redditor Ruckersville visit}}
On 22 [[January 2023]], Reddit user Iron_Taipan took photos of the yard. His photos showed bags of trash placed at the curb, including a [[Transformers]] toy box.

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===March 2023===
Posted to a Facebook group, sonichu christianposting, on 13 March 2023.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/11qu2s3/14_blc_as_of_today/</ref>

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===May 2023===
{{main|Fan_visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS}}
On 3 [[May 2023]], Reddit user DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS posted a series of images of the front yard of 14BC at night. Of note, it showed a well-kept exterior, as well as the lit window of [[Chris's room]] and his hand-drawn [[Sonichu_Comic|Sonichu]] poster. Another ween visited on 23 May 2023, taking a daytime photo that does not contain anything of note, although the bins at the front of the property were full of hedge clippings, indicating that a gardener had recently tended to the grounds of the house.

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File:14BC1_May2023_(1).jpg
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File:Ideaguy_poster.jpg|The poster in Chris' window, located on the top right.
File:14BC 25May2023.jpeg|25 May
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===August 2024===
On 10 [[August 2024]], Reddit user Quiet-Listen-7774 took several pictures of the exterior of the property. There appears to be a swivel chair, a storage tote, and a shelf in front of the house. The lawn was cut and appears to be regrowing, indicating that gardening and other maintenance at the house is ongoing.

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==TSSSF cards==
14 Branchland Court has been featured as custom [[TSSSF]] cards.

<center><gallery>
File:14 Branchland Court TSSSF card.jpeg|The house, in which Chris refers to it as a "temple."
File:CWCs Temples Gazebo TSSSF.jpg|The abandoned gazebo. "Come on in."
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== Videos ==

'''Rammspieler'''

A video panorama view from the street, taken 5 February 2015.

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = 14 Branchland Court: The Motion Picture
| ytid = nHRsavBhxGA
| stardate = 5 [[February 2015]]
| maker = Rammspieler
| subject = 14 Branchland Court
}}

Another from 2020.
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu HQ (Chris-Chan House June 2020)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|QOlC-LLQ7Vc}}
| stardate = 27 [[June 2020]]
| maker = Checkable Reality
| subject = 14 Branchland Court
}}

Another from 2022.
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu HQ (Chris-Chan House October 2022)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|9n9BBPqJjCo}}
| stardate = 11 [[October 2022]]
| maker = whitepaws
| subject = 14 Branchland Court
}}

==See also==
* [[Chris's room]]
* [[Chris's kitchen]]
* [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]]
* [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]
* [[Tour of Christian's House]]
* [[Tour of Chris's House II]]
* [[2014 house fire]]
* [[Chris's homes]]
* [[Property tax assessment]] - Last appraisal of the house made by Greene County before the fire.
* [[Fan visits]]

==References==
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{{Places}}
{{Health}}
{{Money}}
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[[Category:Chris's house]]
[[Category:Pages with fan videos]]

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Naryboo: Redirected page to The Tale of the Crazy Pacer

#REDIRECT [[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer]]

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Naryboo:

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== about me ==
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Encyclopedia Dramatica

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Naryboo: if i can't add a link to the new site i'll just remove that as ed.fail has been dead for months

{{Honest}}
{{protip|Don't try to put mentions of edramatica.com on this page. Only use them to replace broken ed.com links.}}
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{{quote|Behold: The '''Mistake''' of God!|The header on Chris's Encyclopedia Dramatica page.}}

{{Quote|I will see to that website's demise, or my name isn't Christian Weston Chandler.|[[Transgender|Christine Weston Chandler]].<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008]]</ref>}}

'''Encyclopedia Dramatica''' (a.k.a. '''ED''', '''æ''' and [[Speech impediment|'''Ensykapeia Dramakka''']]) is a satirical wiki dedicated to showcasing what its users deem to be everything wrong with the internet, written in a style that demonstrates some of the very things that are wrong with the internet. The site is known for making use of shock value and featuring utterly scathing language used to mock the subjects of its articles.

ED was the home to the [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-Chan]] page that introduced Chris to the world at large in [[2007]], following [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] and {{w|Something Awful}}'s discovery of the lolcow, which made him a popular target for [[Trolls|trolling]]. Upon learning of ED, Chris began campaigning for the removal of the article for smearing his name, and particularly took offense to various pieces of "fan art" depicting [[Rosechu]] with a [[Pickle|penis]]. Naturally, this just led to the trolls adding more content to the page as he shared a series of written and recorded rants about the article.

In complete violation of common sense, Chris added [[Honest Content|lots of embarrassing personal information]] to their article on him, including [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|an infamous drawing]] depicting a sex act between himself and [[Megan Schroeder|a real-life friend]]. Instead of the "information overload" overwhelming the admins into taking the page down, like Chris believed it would, it gave a substantial amount of oxygen to the organized trolling effort while also destroying the aforementioned friendship. The sheer abundance of shenanigans with Chris eventually led to the creation of the [[CWCki]], since the ED page became too long and unwieldy for a single article, which has succeeded ED as the best resource for information on Chris's life.

==ED discovers Chris==
In late October 2007, Chris drew the attention of the folks in a forum at {{w|Something Awful}}, a comedy website. Shortly thereafter, the good people at [[4chan]] also trained their lasers on Chris. Topics of discussion included his [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]], his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|website]], and his [[MySpace]] page. [[Anna McLerran|Anna]]'s blog story, "[[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]]", was also uncovered. The wealth of information and its lulzworthiness prompted the Anon, later identified as [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], to create the original Chris-chan page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, on 3 November 2007. Within two years, it underwent over 5,000 revisions and became arguably the most popular page on the site.<ref>[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]</ref>

==Chris discovers ED==
Almost immediately, Chris discovered his ED page, during what he called "the worst weekend of my life".<ref name="anna">[[Chris emails 2007#November]]</ref> He was horrified by the explicit fan art, which he would later call "Dark Parodic Shit".<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Dark parodic shit]]</ref> He was especially enraged by the inclusion of a recent photo of himself, surreptitiously taken at [[The GAMe PLACe]] by [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]] and uploaded to 4chan by [[Lucas]].<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref> "A hacking terrorist group, Anonymous, and 4Chan are somehow involved in that page as well", he intoned.<ref name="anna" />

Chris's initial response to this character assassination was civil. He uploaded a [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|video]] on 7 November, addressed to ED, politely requesting that the page be removed on the grounds that it misinterpreted his noble and innocent person. Within a few days, however, he opted to take efforts to personally delete or [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|edit]] the page.

After a considerable amount of bitching, Chris posted this gem on the ED talk page:

{{quotebox|I AM ADDING THE [[Rule 34|POSITIVITY]] THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE. What I am doing is a STAND against OFFENSIVE, UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED [[Pickle|Additions]] to ANY Female Image. What I am doing is a STAND for EVERY SINGLE WOMAN Everywhere, because NO WOMAN would EVER want such a Horrific Twist of Fate. What I am doing is a STAND against the VERY THING that is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!!

So, Draw [[Plush Breasts|Breasts]], [[china|Vaginas]], Uterus, Ovaries and the God-Given Eggs within them, you [[Duck|Two-Inch Short]] [[Pickle|Dick-HEADS!!!!!!!!]]

Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the [[Women's Rights]], For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.

P.S. [[Chris and hypocrisy|Grow a BACKBONE and GO ASK WOMEN OUT AS WELL, YOU TROLLS!]]}}

Chris then returned, admitting defeat after his tard rage:

{{quotebox|Months ago, I have found from this page being the first of a number hate against me, Christian Weston Chandler. *[[sigh]]* Among the number of you all, my name has been dragged through the mud, my e-mail and MySpace have been hacked for the e-mail information and random information that have been twisted into mockery of [[obesity|my person]], [[Chris and sex|my integrity]], [[List of Chris's lies|my honesty]], [[Ryan Cash|my compassion]], [[heart level|my heart]], [[Chris and religion|my soul]], [[autism|my being]]. Not only that, but the names of my two best gal-pals, [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]], and my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], have also been dragged through the mud of mockery along with mine. Not only were [[heart level|my feelings were hurt greatly]], but also those of [[Megan]] and [[Anna]], and a number of my acquaintances within my small social circle were shocked and terrified that such [[trolls|cruelty]], such [[pickle|mockery]], such [[homos|hatred]] was built from the number of those who have added more and more to this disgrace of a description of my [[autism|being]].

For a while, I was angry and enraged, and I shoved information and drawings regretfully drawn beyond my personal boundries down the throat of the webmasters of the page, in attempt to kill the hype and hatred against me. But No More, I give up on trying to edit the page to be more positive, or to delete the page altogether.

But I have ONE Question, that I put unto you all, the individuals who have taken part in creating this web page, and I would appreciate an Open, Detailed and Honest Answer from each of you in simple e-mails or reply on this discussion page.

[[CWCki:Frequently Asked Questions|Why do you hate me so much?]]

What did I do against you to cause the hatred against me? What physical or emotional harm have I ensued unto you? Why do you hate me for being myself in this world full of people who can't help but be themselves? I've had nothing against any of you. I don't even know any of you personally, as far as I know. I have nothing that any of you have already, so Why?

I leave you with that to ponder and ponder again over.

Sincerely;

Christian Weston Chandler.}}

Trying another angle, Chris also encouraged ED to muster as his personal army to go after [[Joshua Martinez]].<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20080227084345/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997409947</ref> Obviously, nobody did what he asked. He also tried to create a page on ED for his "CCWC's Fanart of Horrors" (see: [[troll]] art), but a sysop immediately caught it and redirected it to an anti-Semitic template.

Chris's meddling with ED was a key reason for the destruction of his relationship with [[Megan]]. On 11 [[November 2007]], in an attempt to "shove so much information down their throats and drown them into taking the page down," Chris uploaded five pornographic drawings to his ED page, including the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]. When Megan found out about the drawing in [[March 2008]] and realized she was a part of it, it was the final straw. Chris made more furious efforts to scrub the images from ED, but to no avail. Of course, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|blamed ED for all of this]].

By late summer [[2008]], Chris had largely given up on direct involvement with ED. Around the spring of [[2009]], he may have posted one or two comments on the ED talk page referring to [[Clyde Cash]]. The first is below. It was deleted fairly quickly.

{{quotebox|I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the [[heart level|crestfallen emotions]], but I am moving on with my life.

Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to [[troll]] me any further. [[fangs|Do you dare?]]

Peace-Out, Christian Weston Chandler

--ChrisChanSonichu 22:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)}}

There was some dispute over it actually being Chris, until he himself confirmed it in the post that followed:

{{quotebox|Hey, [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE]], you JERK. I said "IN REAL LIFE", not [[PS3|Playstation]]. Also, why don't you be the man you CLAIM to be and face me yourself? You keep sending out your prawns to do your dirty work, you coward. >:-(

Christian C.}}

According to Clyde, the above entry was deleted after roughly a minute, probably due to Chris realizing that if he were to ever arrange to meet Clyde, he'd only send his parents anyway.

==Chris-Chan (forum)==

[[Image:Edfcwcusers.jpg|thumb|Your average Chris-chan following EDiot.]]

'''Chris-chan''' was a subforum of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] forums (commonly referred to as '''EDF'''). It was created such that the talk page for the Chris-chan article could be used for its rightful purpose to discuss improving the article.

Chris indicated in his 13 [[September 2009]] video that he had read the ED forums and had discovered a plan to photoshop images so they looked like they were from a Sonichu game.<ref>[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]</ref> Chris firmly believed this forum to be the main hub for trolling activity, despite other forums and websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] at that time) having far more significance.

==Later developments==
{{quote|I do think it is a little behind [[CWCki|cwcwiki]] [sic] on a few things, though, but that is to be expected.|[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] on the ED article two years after its creation<ref>[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]</ref>}}
[[Image:Drycow.PNG|thumb|Uploaded 12 December 2008, before the new comic, [[Miyamoto]] saga, and [[BlueSpike]] saga]]

For several months prior to the events of the [[BlueSpike]] saga in early 2009, many thought that Chris had dried up, that Chris could go no further down the rabbit hole. The [[Blanca Weiss#FCTC|FCTC]]'s posting of new pics of Chris's bent [[duck]] in December 2008 prompted an ED admin to lock the talk page and demand satisfaction.<ref>"MINE: What this talkpage is. If you guys continue your faggotry after this protection expires today I will lock it down longer, and then eventually permanently."--Arguecat3, now former ED sysop, 4 December 2008.

"I say we just delete it. Along with the archives"--Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 5 December 2008.

"Fuck this article and it's talk page. Stupid discussions unrelated to upkeep and editing are the only thing keeping this shit interesting. You guys take this shit WAY to srsly. Find another retard to stalk fgts"--Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 10 December 2008.</ref>

Encyclopedia Dramatica’s coverage of Chris and ''Sonichu'' became a victim of its own success: despite having many sub-pages to reduce pressure on the main article, ED could not cope with the continued growth of interest in Chris, especially in the aftermath of the FCTC posts. ED also experienced problems with misinformation on Chris, occasionally removing false or exaggerated rumors such as the claim that Chris attempted to [[Chris and sex#Bestiality|molest]] [[Patti Chandler|Patti]], or that [[Ivy]] was just a [[Sex dolls|blow-up doll]].

On 25 [[January 2009]], five days after one of Chris’s [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|biggest revelations]], the [[CWCki]] came into existence: those interested in Chris’s antics quickly found the CWCki to be more accurate and less biased or exaggerated than ED, with TV Tropes once describing the CWCki to be "more accurate and slightly more SFW" than ED.

[[Image:Chris-chan ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|thumb|April Fool's article.]]
On April Fools' Day 2009, ED finally bent to Chris's will and removed all his personal information from the site, and replaced the article with an apology. Unsurprisingly, though, Chris's ED page was back up on April 2.

ED’s coverage of Chris continued to get updates until [[April 2011]], when ED relaunched as ''Oh Internet'': an attempt to raise the revenue required to stay online by removing controversial content that would deter advertisers. However, the move also reduced coverage of Chris to a single page, and left out much of the crucial content that defined Chris, such as [[CWCville]].<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20120731163509/http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan Chris-chan] on ''Oh Internet''</ref>

In [[October 2013]], ''Oh Internet'' quietly went offline following internal disputes and divisions over the 2011 relaunch, and work began on rebuilding Encyclopedia Dramatica by scraping articles and images from archived websites: ED then struggled to stay online through numerous domains over the years. As of {{CURRENTYEAR}}, ED and their coverage of Chris and ''Sonichu'' barely cling on to life, with most of the information long superseded by [[CWCki|this very wiki]]. In a sense, Chris has sort of triumphed over ED by means of outlasting them in terms of overall relevancy, but at a great cost to himself and the people associated with him.

As for Chris himself, the ED page bothered him for years, and presumably still does, but he rarely mentions it anymore. An [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|entire page]] of Chris's website, established in [[December 2009]], was dedicated to "correcting" the evil ED article with his own True and Honest take on the situation. Naturally, it was all about how Chris isn't remotely responsible for anything he has done wrong, and how it's all the fault of his [[autism]] or those DANG DIRTY TROLLS. However, Chris's worsening grasp on [[reality]], and changing priorities on [[CWC's Hallmark Negative Life Events|other enemies]], caused his rage against ED to decline to a point where he only made occasional references.<ref>[[July 2012 Facebook posts#E.D. is back up]]</ref>

Unsurprisingly, Chris has apparently never seriously contemplated the fact that his one-man crusade against ED was probably one of the biggest unforced errors of his life, and certainly one of the most defining. Had he simply ignored the page, it is very likely that he would have faded into relative obscurity as people moved on to the next attention-grabbing weird loser, much like what happened with countless other lolcows who have come and gone before and since. Instead, he fed the trolls by touching the poop, drawing more attention to himself and proving that trolling him would be guaranteed to get a reaction out of him. To say nothing about all the ammunition he gave them for free, along with revealing some of his most unsavory traits, which allowed many people to justify trolling him. The ED debacle shows that, at the end of the day, Chris is his own worst enemy.

==Sources==
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==See also==

*[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)]]
*[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]
*[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]
*[[4-cent garbage]]
*[[Chris's sex joke]]

==External links==
*[https://edramatica.com/Chris-chan Chris's page on the "new" "new" "new" "new" "new" “new” ED]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20090216213714/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Reldnahc Chris's ED account]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20120731163509/http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan Oh Internet article (SFW!)]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20071104144918/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan Earliest archived version of the "Chris-chan" page on the Wayback Machine.]
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Naryboo:

==To do==
*find some more quotes from Chris on ED, and if someone could find the sauce of the quote I just posted. kthnx. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:15, 10 February 2009 (CET)

* Add some mention of the new People page, and the new places page (added April 5th.) --[[User:Tregnier2795|Tregnier2795]] 02:16, 7 April 2009 (CEST)

==Trolls trolling trolls==
Just to clarify, no, I am not butthurt by ED. However, the faggots there were all like "Chris isn't funny anymore, let's delete this article" (and this was before the fake Vote for Deletion) which really wasn't resolved until people saw the sex tape and were like "Holy crap, I didn't realize he could go that low." --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:34, 20 March 2009 (CET)

== Blocked ==

*Can anyone access the ED page? I can't, somehow, AT&T or Open DNS blocked ED from my server...--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 07:38, 4 September 2010 (PDT)
** ED is having problems today, as it routinely does. Not a forum etc shh. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 08:01, 4 September 2010 (PDT)

== ED has been sold ==

*Looks like Chris got what he wanted. The page is down and the website has been sold to some unfunny "Know-Your-Meme" type company. Should the page make mention of this or not? [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 19:46, 14 April 2011 (PDT)
:*Herp. My face when it already has been changed. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 19:49, 14 April 2011 (PDT)
::*ED hasn't been sold.
::ED went away because its userbase used it strictly for attack articles and blatant, unfunny racism in its later days. In fact, if you read any of the articles from mid-2010 and beyond, they were fucking tryhard, holding no information nor any satire and were nothing but LOLWUTANIGGERFUKINJEW. There's no one to blame for the loss of ED other than its userbase for not putting in the effort to actually make it what it was meant to be. [[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 21:08, 14 April 2011 (PDT)
:::ED was sold without warning because Girlvinyl (or should I say, Sherrod DeGrippo) is a attention whore and a sellout. Now we do have [http://www.lurkmoarpedia.com Lurkmoarpedia] as a backup and revival, but they're in the process of searching Google's caches (Chris's article is currently text only). [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam & Eggs]] 15:46, 16 April 2011 (PDT)
::::Bullshit Shiny, and considering you're one of the greedy fucking Jews responsible for ED's death anyone who takes what you say seriously is a brain dead moron. The users didn't kill ED they made it interesting to read. You and your fat bitch boss DeGrippo killed ED because she wanted more fucking money. Don't you even dare try to blame the contributers you cunts. By the way, saw OhInternet's article on Know Your Meme "Internet Meme Database known for selling out internet culture for money." Ha ha ha, the utter hypocrisy in this statement.--[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 08:55, 27 April 2011 (PDT)
:::::Go ahead and call me a Jew. ED wasn't sold out. We have every right to blame the contributors for filling it with "NIGGER KIKE TROLL THIS 13 YEAR OLD DEVIANTART NIGGER ASPIE FURFAG KIKE" and making it a cesspool of faggotry. ED was not sold, we had nothing to sell.[[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 08:50, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

WAHHH WAHHHH HOW CAN I PROVE I'M HARDCORE IF ED IS GONE???????? JEWS JEWS JEWS WAHHHHHHHH --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 08:59, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

== Trying To Save What's Left of the ED Articles ==
*Thankfully Google still has the cache which saved the text on a number of articles. http://www.google.com/search?btnG=1&pws=0&q=site%3Aencyclopediadramatica.com+chris+chan and click "Cached" (it's next to the URL). I don't know how long Google will keep these and I don't know what would be the best way to save this information. I'm going to save the HTML and post it here. It was really lousy of the ED admins to close without notice. [[User:Crow|Crow]] 07:57, 16 April 2011 (PDT)
:*I'm pretty sure I got most of it. Couldn't find some of the Talk pages but I don't think it really matters that much. http://www.mediafire.com/?6m7hk01609e4e7k [[User:Crow|Crow]] 09:01, 16 April 2011 (PDT)

==EncyclopediaDramatica.ch==
With the inside job on the death of the old ED, I added the relevant information to the article without going too in-depth on the issue. Before it almost looked as if the article was tacitly directing users to "the new ED at OhInternet which would be a terrible lie.
Needless to say, the new ED is on track with well over a million page views and with all the articles but still needing more images of the old ED.
Any work re-adding images to the CWC article would be appreciated since DeGrippo the Hutt and her gang have bleached all the old article images in their goal for a sanitized net. Seeing as most of the images are mirrored on here in some form, it shouldn't be too hard.--[[User:Ror|Ror]] 23:17, 21 April 2011 (PDT)
:I looked over the article to see what images were missing with respect to Chris-stuff a few hours ago. The only ones not there are the ones which have different filenames here, but I'm sure there are still a couple missing images I can replace. I'll look through things in a few hours. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 03:31, 22 April 2011 (PDT)
* ror is a big fat faggot who doesn't understand how the internet works. also probably 13 --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 08:57, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

==About the ad revenue thing==
The article says that Ohinternet was created to increase ad revenues, but seeing as 1) that backfired incredibly (as can be seen by the drop in traffic and 100% decrease in URL value) and 2) the people at ED probably aren't that stupid, seeing as they have plenty of experience and a team of supposedly savvy individuals, I have to wonder if that was their intention. Should the ad revenue thing stay in or is that considered unnecessary POV? [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 03:41, 22 April 2011 (PDT)
*Personally I don't see how this is relevant, as the article should be focusing on ED and how it relates to Chris. But from what Shiny has told me, it's hard to get advertisers when your content is "nigger nigger nigger" though it's possible they've alienated their userbase in the process. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:57, 22 April 2011 (PDT)
**Well I knew my "un NPOV" version of events wouldn't last long, ha. At least the current article isn't as overtly pro "Oh Internet!" anymore. That was pretty much the point, aside from information on the successor site that carried on in the actual spirit of the former ED. I'm sure most users can tell which of the two sites chooses not to dilute any information on the subject. Honestly, I really don't see the point of OhI! aside from the temporary inadvertent visits via redirects from the old url and the fact Google is still showing ED results from the cache. But as a revenue sore it seems pretty poorly thought out. And everyone knows one KnowYourMeme is one too many. So, it is a mystery. --[[User:Ror|Ror]] 05:24, 22 April 2011 (PDT)
*** DUHHH I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY IT COSTS TO RUN A HIGH TRAFFIC WEBSITE SO I HATE ALL SFW SHIT I AM SO EPICALLY HARDCORE DUHHHHH --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 08:57, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
**** I'd argue that all the Drama going on with ED and Oh!Internet isnt really any of the cwcki's concern, and there's no real reason to document it here. You're just giving the chantards attention. --[[User:Jakkarra|Jakkarra]] 09:04, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

== Current status? ==

Couldn't really ask anyone ON ED, so I thought this was the best thing. Has anyone noticed it's been down for like a week now? Is it gone forever, did it move without my knowledge, revamping? What happened to it. This of course means that even the .se links on this page won't work anymore either.--[[User:The World Is Yours|The World Is Yours]] 09:42, 20 September 2013 (PDT)

* It's at a new domain at .es now. http://encyclopediadramatica.es/ [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 10:27, 20 September 2013 (PDT)

== Chris-chan (forum) talk page archive==

===Addition to the trolling community?===
That statement just doesn't seem right to me--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 05:14, 23 December 2009 (CET)

===To do===
Add a "Typical threads" like from the [[Krapple]] article. I couldn't think of anything funny. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:39, 20 September 2009 (CEST)
*Done. They all link to the origninal topics, too. Tell me what you think. --[[User:Anon1Guardian|Anon1Guardian]] 21:28, 25 November 2009 (CET)[[Image:anonlaugh.png|50px]]
:*It's even better that you added to actual links. Nice work, I like it a lot. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:56, 25 November 2009 (CET)
::*Yeah. I would have added them to the [[Krapple]] article, but all the old ones are gone. :( --[[User:Anon1Guardian|Anon1Guardian]] 08:59, 26 November 2009 (CET)[[Image:Anonlaugh.png|50px]]

=== Chatlog ===

This is a log from #legi0n/#trollparadise from when the Legi0nfags trolled several members of the EDF. --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 07:55, 20 September 2009 (CEST)

<pre>
Sep 04 16:46:41 * Cojack (ad51603a@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 16:47:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Hi!
Sep 04 16:47:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Welcome friend.
Sep 04 16:47:21 <Cojack> Well, hello there!
Sep 04 16:47:39 <AlecVanKrause> hallo
Sep 04 16:48:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> How are you?
Sep 04 16:48:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Cojack, RESPOND
Sep 04 16:48:52 * SteveSteve (SteveSteve@anon-9E3C8A8D.pppoe-dynamic.nb.aliant.net) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 16:49:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Why hello stevesteve
Sep 04 16:49:05 * GodBear01|TextOnly gives voice to SteveSteve
Sep 04 16:49:06 <SteveSteve> Oh hello
Sep 04 16:49:16 <AlecVanKrause> hallo SteveSteve
Sep 04 16:49:17 <Cojack> I'm here! I'm just a tad bit busy, I'm sorry.
Sep 04 16:49:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Cojack, do you have a EDidiot account
Sep 04 16:49:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you could help us
Sep 04 16:49:34 <Cojack> How so?
Sep 04 16:49:36 * CWC (79db7c36@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 16:49:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Oh hi!
Sep 04 16:49:43 <Cojack> There's only so much that I can do.
Sep 04 16:49:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I would have liked to make a thread
Sep 04 16:49:46 <CWC> OM NOM NOM NOM
Sep 04 16:49:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> with this chat URL
Sep 04 16:49:57 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I think everyone needs to know
Sep 04 16:49:59 * CWC has quit (client exited: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
Sep 04 16:50:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> about the new troll chat
Sep 04 16:50:09 <Cojack> Well, why can't you?
Sep 04 16:50:18 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I am a junior member
Sep 04 16:50:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ;_;
Sep 04 16:51:08 <Cojack> Oooh! Well, I'm sorry. I suppose keep posting until you have enough to upgrade or whatever. I mean, not spam, but...Yeah. Good idea about the chat, btw.
Sep 04 16:51:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> well
Sep 04 16:52:09 <GodBear01|TextOnly> all you need to do is make a thread and post that tinyurl
Sep 04 16:52:13 <GodBear01|TextOnly> it would help get more people
Sep 04 16:52:16 <GodBear01|TextOnly> we need to rally everyone
Sep 04 16:53:55 <Cojack> Hmm. I suppose so. I'm about to leave, however, so I won't be able to do it right now.
Sep 04 16:54:18 * q0hwqp (54391d7e@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 16:54:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> hi!
Sep 04 16:54:49 * q0hwqp has quit (client exited: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
Sep 04 16:55:43 * theld (vesu@anon-1A37E9EF.hsd1.tn.comcast.net) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 16:56:37 <Cojack> Welcome.
Sep 04 16:57:01 * You've invited NurseJoy to #TrollParadise (yume.ncirc)
Sep 04 16:57:01 * GodBear01|TextOnly invited NurseJoy into the channel.
Sep 04 16:58:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> hi theld
Sep 04 16:58:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> How are you
Sep 04 16:58:53 <theld> Hello.
Sep 04 16:59:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ;_;
Sep 04 17:00:10 <Cojack> Oh, pshaw. Don't cry now. Whose making the thread you mentioned? I would, but I'm really pressed for time.
Sep 04 17:00:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No one is
Sep 04 17:00:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> We really need more people
Sep 04 17:01:05 <Cojack> I see.
Sep 04 17:01:13 * theld has quit (client exited: ChipzIRC 0.100.0.21)
Sep 04 17:02:44 <Cojack> Well, I need to head out. Good luck, Godbear.
Sep 04 17:02:45 * Cojack has quit (client exited: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
Sep 04 17:02:57 <GodBear01|TextOnly> fuck
Sep 04 17:10:47 * DrShoggoth (DrShoggoth@anon-83A8E2E7.cust.wildblue.net) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 17:11:00 <DrShoggoth> heh
Sep 04 17:11:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> NO
Sep 04 17:11:04 <DrShoggoth> This may be fun
Sep 04 17:11:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> JOIN AS NURSE JOY
Sep 04 17:11:12 <DrShoggoth> ok
Sep 04 17:11:15 * DrShoggoth (DrShoggoth@anon-83A8E2E7.cust.wildblue.net) has left #TrollParadise
Sep 04 17:11:25 * NurseJoy (AbortionDi@anon-83A8E2E7.cust.wildblue.net) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 17:12:30 <NurseJoy> alrighty
Sep 04 17:14:36 * fatniggo (president.@anon-765D03EF.triad.res.rr.com) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 17:14:39 * AlecVanKrause gives channel operator status to NurseJoy
Sep 04 17:31:34 * GhostWriterL (riftwarrio@anon-597A912E.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 17:31:39 * Derpington (43a0f2ac@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 17:31:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WHO ARE YOU
Sep 04 17:31:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
Sep 04 17:31:47 <NurseJoy> Derpington
Sep 04 17:31:51 <NurseJoy> Do you have...
Sep 04 17:31:52 <NurseJoy> breasts?
Sep 04 17:31:54 <fatniggo> trollsta's paradise
Sep 04 17:31:57 <Derpington> Im a guy
Sep 04 17:32:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> FAGGOT
Sep 04 17:32:04 <SteveSteve> The question stands
Sep 04 17:32:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YOU SUCK DICK
Sep 04 17:32:05 <GhostWriterL> Guys can have breasts
Sep 04 17:32:10 <GhostWriterL> Amazing Atheist has breasts
Sep 04 17:32:13 <Derpington> Yes, I has man boobs\
Sep 04 17:32:13 * GodBear01|TextOnly gives channel operator status to Derpington
Sep 04 17:32:13 <SteveSteve> Chris has breasts
Sep 04 17:32:15 * GodBear01|TextOnly removes channel operator status from Derpington
Sep 04 17:32:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YOU WANT IT BACK
Sep 04 17:32:25 <NurseJoy> Derpington
Sep 04 17:32:31 <NurseJoy> How long is your erect penis?
Sep 04 17:32:32 <GodBear01|TextOnly> POST A PICTURE OF YOUR DICK WITH A TIMESTAMP
Sep 04 17:32:37 <fatniggo> lol
Sep 04 17:32:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WE WANT IT TO SAY
Sep 04 17:32:42 <GodBear01|TextOnly> "GODBEAR IS MY ONLY GOD"
Sep 04 17:32:49 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WRITE DIRECTLY ONTO YOUR DICK
Sep 04 17:32:52 <Derpington> But I don't believe in god
Sep 04 17:32:55 <SteveSteve> with a picture of a bear also
Sep 04 17:33:01 <NurseJoy> YOU BELIEVE IN GODBEAR
Sep 04 17:33:06 <NurseJoy> THE SHORT NAME
Sep 04 17:33:14 <NurseJoy> OF CWC'S ONE TRUE GOD
Sep 04 17:33:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You believe in two things while on this chat
Sep 04 17:33:24 <NurseJoy> GODJESUSMALLCONDUCTORBEARSONICTHEHEDGEHOGAMERICANRABBITOPTIMUSPRIME
Sep 04 17:33:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you believe in corn
Sep 04 17:33:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and you believe in godbear
Sep 04 17:33:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> or you are a faggot
Sep 04 17:33:33 <SteveSteve> His true name cannot be said by non-autistic tounges
Sep 04 17:33:39 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and don't deserve to be a troll
Sep 04 17:33:42 <NurseJoy> You also believe I'm sexy.
Sep 04 17:33:43 <Derpington> I don't believe in corn either
Sep 04 17:33:53 <NurseJoy> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Sep 04 17:34:04 <NurseJoy> Corn is there whether you believe in it or not
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Sep 04 17:34:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> BEE
Sep 04 17:34:13 <GodBear01|TextOnly> THIS IS FOR MEN ONLY
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Sep 04 17:34:16 <Derpington> Corn is a ploy to cover up 9/11 though
Sep 04 17:34:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Corn
Sep 04 17:34:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> is god
Sep 04 17:34:21 <GodBear01|TextOnly> GOt it
Sep 04 17:34:23 <GhostWriterL> Corn is a conspiracy created by vegans
Sep 04 17:34:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You don't fuck with corn
Sep 04 17:34:37 <Derpington> It's a 9/11 ploy though
Sep 04 17:34:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You know what.
Sep 04 17:34:51 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You don't know our special story
Sep 04 17:34:53 <GodBear01|TextOnly> DO you?
Sep 04 17:34:55 <Derpington> keep the people pleading for corn and cover 9/11 up
Sep 04 17:35:03 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You don't know about our required reading material
Sep 04 17:35:03 <Derpington> that's their plot
Sep 04 17:35:16 <SteveSteve> How to talk to girls?
Sep 04 17:35:16 <GodBear01|TextOnly> If you want to continue
Sep 04 17:35:18 <NurseJoy> http://www.nvhforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=4669&view=previous
Sep 04 17:35:18 <GhostWriterL> Shoggoth's hentai fanfic?
Sep 04 17:35:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> If you want to
Sep 04 17:35:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> troll chris
Sep 04 17:35:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> for real
Sep 04 17:35:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you will read that
Sep 04 17:35:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> all of it
Sep 04 17:35:48 <Derpington> read that forum
Sep 04 17:35:50 <Derpington> right
Sep 04 17:35:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Read the entire thing
Sep 04 17:35:59 <Derpington> aight
Sep 04 17:36:29 <SteveSteve> Read it...and 'enjoy' it
Sep 04 17:36:35 <Derpington> ok
Sep 04 17:36:42 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Don't stop reading it for any reason
Sep 04 17:40:36 <Derpington> Needs moar rape
Sep 04 17:40:43 <Derpington> seriously it just does
Sep 04 17:40:49 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Finish it
Sep 04 17:40:55 <Derpington> I have
Sep 04 17:40:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> oh yeah
Sep 04 17:41:04 <Derpington> Really though, it's not that special
Sep 04 17:41:10 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You didn't read it then
Sep 04 17:41:11 <Derpington> just shinji raping people
Sep 04 17:41:18 <Derpington> no I did
Sep 04 17:41:32 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I don't believe you.
Sep 04 17:41:51 <Derpington> All the characters in Neon were mentally unstable allready
Sep 04 17:42:02 <Derpington> So not much of a surprise if this actually happened
Sep 04 17:42:21 <Derpington> I must say Asuka did deserve it though
Sep 04 17:42:42 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Derpington
Sep 04 17:42:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you are a sick fuck
Sep 04 17:42:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> that no one can help
Sep 04 17:42:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> go back to /b/
Sep 04 17:42:52 * GodBear01|TextOnly has kicked Derpington from #TrollParadise (GodBear01|TextOnly)
Sep 04 17:42:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> faggot
Sep 04 17:43:02 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I hope he bitches
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Sep 04 17:48:35 <DYKES> hi
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Sep 04 18:00:03 * GodBear01|TextOnly has changed the topic to: Welcome ED, TO THE NEW CHRIS-CHAN CHAT! http://tinyurl.com/trollparadise
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Sep 04 18:11:06 <BlurredOut> Evening.
Sep 04 18:11:26 <GhostWriterL> HARRO
Sep 04 18:12:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HI!
Sep 04 18:12:13 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WELCOME
Sep 04 18:12:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> DO YOU WANT TO TROLL CHRIS
Sep 04 18:12:30 <BlurredOut> I take it this is mostly for us EDiots from the forums to discuss trolling ideas in a more secure environment.
Sep 04 18:12:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Oh yeah
Sep 04 18:12:49 <BlurredOut> I'm PokerFace on the forum.
Sep 04 18:12:58 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Oh hi pokerface
Sep 04 18:13:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You are a really epic troll
Sep 04 18:13:10 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Like clydecash epic
Sep 04 18:13:21 <BlurredOut> Nah, just average if you ask me.
Sep 04 18:13:48 <BlurredOut> I only plan, I rarely do anything REALLY out there. Only thing I can take credit for is causing DestinyMew on Deviant Art some butthurt XD
Sep 04 18:13:58 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Wait
Sep 04 18:14:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Do you know cupcake
Sep 04 18:14:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> can you get him on
Sep 04 18:14:22 <BlurredOut> Cupcake...OH the guy who's been calling the Lumberjack XD
Sep 04 18:14:59 <BlurredOut> Yeah I can go yell at him to get his ass in IRC.
Sep 04 18:16:52 <BlurredOut> So what's all this about Clyde Cash actually having dinner with chris?
Sep 04 18:17:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Well
Sep 04 18:17:08 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ok
Sep 04 18:17:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Feel free to tell the forums
Sep 04 18:17:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ClydeCash visited the Chandlers while they were cleaning up
Sep 04 18:17:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> as a Health Inspector
Sep 04 18:17:35 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Chris almost called him a faggot
Sep 04 18:17:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> but Bob rushed out
Sep 04 18:17:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and invited him in
Sep 04 18:17:53 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Clyde is now in the building looking for the autism papers
Sep 04 18:18:32 <BlurredOut> You know, you always hear about REAL moments of win...but so rarely do you fall flat on your ass laughing so hard.
Sep 04 18:19:03 <GhostWriterL> o.O
Sep 04 18:19:12 <GhostWriterL> So they ARE getting inspected?
Sep 04 18:19:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YEP
Sep 04 18:19:39 <BlurredOut> That's awesome.
Sep 04 18:19:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Make a thread
Sep 04 18:19:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> also get everyone in here
Sep 04 18:20:11 <BlurredOut> And here we were about to send in emails to the local newspaper :p
Sep 04 18:20:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No
Sep 04 18:20:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> We need to rally everyone up
Sep 04 18:20:45 <BlurredOut> Sure, why not? Most EDiots browse or lurk /cwc/
Sep 04 18:21:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> send them this
Sep 04 18:21:06 <GodBear01|TextOnly> http://tinyurl.com/trollparadise
Sep 04 18:21:09 <GodBear01|TextOnly> include that in the post
Sep 04 18:23:00 <BlurredOut> It has been done.
Sep 04 18:23:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :D
Sep 04 18:23:47 <fatniggo> sweet, i can't wait to have all of the best cchan trolls in one room
Sep 04 18:23:53 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Seriously
Sep 04 18:24:01 <BlurredOut> I tell you, if he's busy cleaning for awhile, this gives me more time to hash out the specifics with my "Creamasaur" stuff. So far I got two artists working on it.
Sep 04 18:24:10 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :D
Sep 04 18:24:20 <fatniggo> explain creamasaur, i haven't gotten a chance to see it yet
Sep 04 18:24:44 <BlurredOut> Basically, we're making a Lesbo character to be a love interest with Rosechu.
Sep 04 18:25:28 <GodBear01|TextOnly> sounds great!!
Sep 04 18:25:30 <BlurredOut> We've created this entire character who became so appauled by CWC in public that she turned lesbian. We're also making her claim to be the original creator of Sonichu when she was at PVCC and mentioned it with Chris while discussing how they both liked Soic.
Sep 04 18:25:33 <BlurredOut> Sonic*
Sep 04 18:25:34 <fatniggo> hahahaha!! i love it!
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Sep 04 18:25:59 <BlurredOut> She found out Chris stole the Sonichu idea and is ready to RAAGE.
Sep 04 18:26:07 <GhostWriterL> I thought she was supposed to have made Rosechu?
Sep 04 18:26:10 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HI!
Sep 04 18:26:12 <BlurredOut> We may even have some camwhores portray her as real.
Sep 04 18:26:12 <GhostWriterL> And Chris stole her
Sep 04 18:26:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WELCOME
Sep 04 18:26:20 <BlurredOut> Well that was the original idea.
Sep 04 18:26:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I am open to camwhores
Sep 04 18:26:26 <GhostWriterL> Hey, Bee could do it
Sep 04 18:26:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> BEE IS DEAD
Sep 04 18:26:48 <BlurredOut> But we figured it'd be more lulzy to just claim he stole FUCKING everything and watch him rage out.
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Sep 04 18:27:37 <BlurredOut> Another trolls suggested we come up with a gay lover for Sonichu...but I'm content to stick with this one.
Sep 04 18:27:42 <GodBear01|TextOnly> hellO!
Sep 04 18:27:52 <BlurredOut> Hey, any incoming EDiots, stay. No seriously.
Sep 04 18:27:53 <GhostWriterL> I wonder if it'd be possible to imply that Family Guy got the inspiration for the "Peter Griffin finds out he's retarded" episode from Chris-Chan
Sep 04 18:27:56 <BlurredOut> Shit is going down.
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Sep 04 18:28:13 <BlurredOut> FAG.
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Sep 04 18:28:20 <fatniggo> well, they did do that episode where peter was dressed up like chrissy
Sep 04 18:28:25 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HELLO EVERYONE
Sep 04 18:28:31 <BFFJILL> Hey
Sep 04 18:28:39 <GhostWriterL> Someone needs to point that out to Chris and make him rage at that, too
Sep 04 18:28:48 <GhostWriterL> Send angry e-mails to Cartoon Network
Sep 04 18:28:56 <GhostWriterL> And get put up on those Adult Swim bumps
Sep 04 18:29:07 <BlurredOut> He would send ANGRY videos....his emails are hard to read because of how RETARDED he is.
Sep 04 18:29:21 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YEAH!
Sep 04 18:29:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> But
Sep 04 18:29:27 <GodBear01|TextOnly> we should add stuff the videos
Sep 04 18:29:30 <BFFJILL> So Clydes with the Health inspectors?
Sep 04 18:29:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> like food
Sep 04 18:29:34 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Nonnono
Sep 04 18:29:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Clyde is posing as a health inspector
Sep 04 18:29:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> he is eating dinner with the chandlers
Sep 04 18:30:10 <BFFJILL> OH.. That is amazing
Sep 04 18:30:10 <BlurredOut> Wonder if he'll break it to them softly...
Sep 04 18:30:11 <GhostWriterL> Tell him to take anti-biotics after he leaves
Sep 04 18:30:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He is searching
Sep 04 18:30:19 <BlurredOut> And even better, maybe he has a WIRE on him.
Sep 04 18:30:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> for the papers
Sep 04 18:30:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ;3 maybe
Sep 04 18:30:32 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Also kacey
Sep 04 18:30:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> about her
Sep 04 18:30:36 <GodBear01|TextOnly> she was from south africa
Sep 04 18:31:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Also
Sep 04 18:31:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> today is bob's birthday
Sep 04 18:31:28 <GodBear01|TextOnly> So its a birthday celebration
Sep 04 18:31:33 <BFFJILL> Happy 82nd...
Sep 04 18:31:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> So clyde is there
Sep 04 18:31:48 <BlurredOut> So I heard XD, I'd feel bad for him if he wasn't so naive.
Sep 04 18:31:51 <GodBear01|TextOnly> with everyone
Sep 04 18:32:01 <BlurredOut> I'l brb, phone.
Sep 04 18:32:02 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He went in alone
Sep 04 18:32:22 <BFFJILL> Hope he doesnt go An hero from what he sees....
Sep 04 18:32:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Who and what do you mean
Sep 04 18:32:40 <BFFJILL> Clyde
Sep 04 18:32:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Clyde is a god
Sep 04 18:32:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> remember
Sep 04 18:32:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He doesn't die
Sep 04 18:33:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> And when he does
Sep 04 18:33:03 <GodBear01|TextOnly> another one takes his place
Sep 04 18:33:08 <GodBear01|TextOnly> we have over 200 clydes
Sep 04 18:33:14 <GodBear01|TextOnly> waiting to take the next ones place
Sep 04 18:33:16 <BFFJILL> :0
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Sep 04 18:34:50 <abba149> hi im lost
Sep 04 18:35:06 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Hi
Sep 04 18:35:31 <BFFJILL> So does Clyde has any sort of communication devince, or any way to record this?
Sep 04 18:35:38 <abba149> i was lookin for a 4chan irc and i stumbled into this server
Sep 04 18:35:49 <BlurredOut> And I'm back, so I take it he's almost done there...or at least I hope. Its almost 10pm where Chris is...an we all know how Chris has an insatiable hunger for cock.
Sep 04 18:36:03 <GhostWriterL> Clyde gonna get raped?
Sep 04 18:36:14 <abba149> people like to call me a troll so i came in here
Sep 04 18:36:20 <BlurredOut> Only if he stays there too long.
Sep 04 18:36:31 <BlurredOut> Orly Abba? HOW ARE YOU A TROLL!?
Sep 04 18:36:31 <GhostWriterL> How long has he been there?
Sep 04 18:36:38 <GhostWriterL> A troll?
Sep 04 18:36:42 <GhostWriterL> WTF is a troll?
Sep 04 18:36:46 <abba149> i poke to learn things in a unassuming mannor
Sep 04 18:36:53 <BlurredOut> I see....
Sep 04 18:36:55 <BlurredOut> Tell me
Sep 04 18:36:57 <BlurredOut> Do you.
Sep 04 18:36:58 <BlurredOut> Know
Sep 04 18:37:02 <BlurredOut> About the bird?
Sep 04 18:37:13 <abba149> bird is the word?
Sep 04 18:37:18 <GhostWriterL> Shit, he passed
Sep 04 18:37:21 <BlurredOut> He has passed the test.
Sep 04 18:37:26 <abba149> lol thats and old one
Sep 04 18:37:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Oh
Sep 04 18:37:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Hell no
Sep 04 18:37:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No family guy
Sep 04 18:37:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Oh speaking of which
Sep 04 18:38:00 <BlurredOut> :p
Sep 04 18:38:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> we do have a test
Sep 04 18:38:05 <abba149> the song is older then the net
Sep 04 18:38:09 <GodBear01|TextOnly> http://www.nvhforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=4669&view=previous
Sep 04 18:38:10 <GodBear01|TextOnly> read
Sep 04 18:38:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> all of this
Sep 04 18:38:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Don't stop
Sep 04 18:38:17 <fatniggo> the net is 40! is it older than 40?
Sep 04 18:38:22 <fatniggo> probably is now that i think about it
Sep 04 18:38:29 <BlurredOut> Well the song is OLD as hell.
Sep 04 18:38:50 <BlurredOut> but the Jokes has been around since at least the 80s.
Sep 04 18:38:56 <BlurredOut> Family Guy over did it...HORRIBLY.
Sep 04 18:39:04 <BlurredOut> But enough about that shit.
Sep 04 18:39:08 <BlurredOut> THIS IS ABOUT CHRISSY
Sep 04 18:39:12 <abba149> Blurredout you old school
Sep 04 18:39:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Read the entire story
Sep 04 18:39:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> no talking in here
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Sep 04 18:39:52 <BlurredOut> XD
Sep 04 18:40:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ALL OF IT
Sep 04 18:40:35 <BlurredOut> Can I shoot myself now?
Sep 04 18:40:50 <BlurredOut> DATE RAEP 2: ELECTRIC BUGALOO!
Sep 04 18:41:18 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Nope
Sep 04 18:41:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Hey
Sep 04 18:41:22 <GodBear01|TextOnly> by the way
Sep 04 18:41:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I brought plenty of fizzy drinks - for me.
Sep 04 18:41:34 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Spread this story around
Sep 04 18:41:48 <abba149> moo
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Sep 04 18:42:23 <BlurredOut> Finally.
Sep 04 18:42:40 <BlurredOut> Yeah, no one is really checking out the forum topic...
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Sep 04 18:42:57 <BlurredOut> Cupcake pretty much said "meh" to coming in here...
Sep 04 18:43:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> D:
Sep 04 18:43:12 <BlurredOut> That and he's busy trying to reach Chris.
Sep 04 18:43:32 <BlurredOut> Who has answered the phone only TWICE to say: "WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF DINNER YOU FILTHY TROLLS!"
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Sep 04 18:43:41 <abba149> any of you guys pirates?
Sep 04 18:43:49 <BlurredOut> Welcome to T.R.O.L.L
Sep 04 18:43:50 * GhostWriterL is now known as WhiteKnight
Sep 04 18:44:08 <BlurredOut> The REALLY old LUMP LICKERS
Sep 04 18:44:11 * WhiteKnight is now known as GhostWriterL
Sep 04 18:44:16 <abba149> lol
Sep 04 18:44:19 <BlurredOut> Are you a lump licker?
Sep 04 18:44:31 <abba149> yes
Sep 04 18:44:34 <BlurredOut> ARE YOU?!
Sep 04 18:44:41 <abba149> nips?
Sep 04 18:44:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No
Sep 04 18:44:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> This is trollstas paradise
Sep 04 18:44:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No exceptions
Sep 04 18:44:52 <abba149> :P
Sep 04 18:45:22 <BlurredOut> SHUT UP MAN YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME IN FRONT OF MY E-FRIENDS.
Sep 04 18:45:26 <abba149> lmfao you guys just got your self and abba
Sep 04 18:45:35 <BlurredOut> derp
Sep 04 18:45:36 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YOU HAVE NO E-FRIENDS
Sep 04 18:45:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> THATS WHY
Sep 04 18:45:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I AM AWESOME
Sep 04 18:45:42 <GodBear01|TextOnly> GOT IT
Sep 04 18:45:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YOU RESPECT ME
Sep 04 18:45:47 <BlurredOut> DERP DE DERP!
Sep 04 18:45:52 <abba149> He is Awesome GOT TITS
Sep 04 18:45:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YOU CALL ME YOUR FUCKING LORD AND MASTER
Sep 04 18:46:04 <abba149> LORD AND MASTER!
Sep 04 18:46:15 <abba149> bater
Sep 04 18:46:18 <BlurredOut> De derp derp, derping de derp derp
Sep 04 18:46:21 <abba149> DERP!
Sep 04 18:46:25 <abba149> DUH!
Sep 04 18:46:27 <BlurredOut> no.
Sep 04 18:46:30 <abba149> NO!
Sep 04 18:46:32 <abba149> lo
Sep 04 18:46:33 <abba149> l
Sep 04 18:46:37 <abba149> LMFAO
Sep 04 18:46:46 <BlurredOut> Satan is my lord and master. This I know for the pastor tells me so...
Sep 04 18:46:48 <BlurredOut> ....in bed.
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Sep 04 18:46:52 <abba149> what lines you got
Sep 04 18:46:57 <BlurredOut> FINALLY
Sep 04 18:47:06 <abba149> in bed i would like some Sects
Sep 04 18:47:07 <BlurredOut> I only sent the message HOURS ago.
Sep 04 18:47:28 <SpookyCupcakes> I heard something about clyde cash trolling as a health inspector?
Sep 04 18:47:45 <BlurredOut> Thats about the gist of it, and now he's searching for the papres.
Sep 04 18:47:48 <BlurredOut> papers*
Sep 04 18:47:54 <abba149> PAPERS!
Sep 04 18:47:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> its true
Sep 04 18:47:58 <abba149> BILLY CANT READ!
Sep 04 18:47:59 <SpookyCupcakes> what papers?
Sep 04 18:48:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> THIS JUST IN
Sep 04 18:48:09 <GodBear01|TextOnly> CLYDE MIGHT HAVE FOUND THEM
Sep 04 18:48:13 <abba149> OMFG
Sep 04 18:48:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HE THINKS THEY ARE HIDDEN IN THE CEREAL BOXES
Sep 04 18:48:18 <SpookyCupcakes> WHAT PAPERS?!
Sep 04 18:48:25 <BlurredOut> Might or did, I don't deal with the IMPOSSIBLE.
Sep 04 18:48:31 <abba149> THE PASSPORTS FOR THE OPERATION
Sep 04 18:48:42 <SpookyCupcakes> lolwut
Sep 04 18:48:43 <abba149> the mission is clear
Sep 04 18:48:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No seriously
Sep 04 18:48:59 <SpookyCupcakes> guys, I have no fucking clue whats going on right now
Sep 04 18:48:59 <BlurredOut> Also, I'm beginning to suspect this ENTIRE IRC is a shame...a...a....
Sep 04 18:49:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> the chandlers are dumb enough
Sep 04 18:49:03 <GodBear01|TextOnly> to hide them there
Sep 04 18:49:05 <BlurredOut> A TROLL TROLLIN THE TROLL!
Sep 04 18:49:05 <abba149> we needs to makes Transectsuals
Sep 04 18:49:23 <BlurredOut> Sorry, paranoia was taking root again.
Sep 04 18:49:35 <BlurredOut> You get that from having to deal with people like Chris and Chase...
Sep 04 18:49:41 <abba149> TROLL OMFG THERE ARE TROLLS IN HERE
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Sep 04 18:50:09 <abba149> ARF!
Sep 04 18:50:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> what the hell
Sep 04 18:51:10 <abba149> Snow cones?
Sep 04 18:51:25 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Fuck
Sep 04 18:51:33 <abba149> im the Celery stalker
Sep 04 18:51:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> dammit mibbit broke
Sep 04 18:53:19 <abba149> WHat about MY Bit?
Sep 04 18:53:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> >:(
Sep 04 18:54:09 <abba149> WHy is it a chicken
Sep 04 18:55:32 <abba149> NAO!
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Sep 04 18:58:28 <abba149> this seems to be the only good room
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Sep 04 19:27:55 <BFFJILL> So whats happening now?
Sep 04 19:28:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> working on things
Sep 04 19:28:07 <BFFJILL> Ah
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Sep 04 19:33:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> hi
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Sep 04 19:34:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> hi
Sep 04 19:34:07 <BFFJILL> Hey
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Sep 04 19:34:31 <mib_etzsu9> Hi.
Sep 04 19:34:40 <mib_bsrrrq> Whoa, there is one.
Sep 04 19:35:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> hi
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Sep 04 19:37:04 <Doakes> Soooo
Sep 04 19:37:09 <BFFJILL> What "papers" are clyde looking for?
Sep 04 19:37:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> the one
Sep 04 19:37:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> that proves his autism
Sep 04 19:37:35 <GodBear01|TextOnly> to find out
Sep 04 19:37:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> if Chris is retarded
Sep 04 19:37:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> or just really stupid
Sep 04 19:37:44 <Doakes> How is Clyde talking with u?
Sep 04 19:37:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Secret
Sep 04 19:38:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I aint saying shit
Sep 04 19:38:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I am telling you guys as a favor
Sep 04 19:38:15 <Doakes> OK, cool.
Sep 04 19:38:47 <BFFJILL> What time is it in Virginia?
Sep 04 19:38:57 <Doakes> 10:38
Sep 04 19:39:04 <Doakes> I'm in Virginia. :D
Sep 04 19:40:24 <fatniggo> how far from chris?
Sep 04 19:40:31 <GhostWriterL> Clyde better leave soon...
Sep 04 19:40:39 <BFFJILL> Sweet :D I wonder how much longer theyll let him stay their...
Sep 04 19:40:42 <GhostWriterL> He'll get the kitty aids
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Sep 04 19:40:48 <Doakes> I'm on the other side of Virginia.
Sep 04 19:40:48 <fatniggo> D:
Sep 04 19:40:53 <Doakes> I knooooowwww
Sep 04 19:40:54 <fatniggo> near what state?
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Sep 04 19:41:02 <mib_t85owr> what ahppened
Sep 04 19:41:11 <fatniggo> plz change ur name
Sep 04 19:41:15 <GhostWriterL> How do you know they haven't taken him hostage?
Sep 04 19:41:22 <mib_t85owr> how do i namechange
Sep 04 19:41:30 <mib_b3p960> ಠ_ಠ
Sep 04 19:41:42 <fatniggo> "/nick whatever"
Sep 04 19:41:46 * mib_t85owr is now known as durrrrrf
Sep 04 19:42:12 <durrrrrf> any new
Sep 04 19:42:14 <GhostWriterL> Niggo, we might need you to go on a rescue mission
Sep 04 19:42:18 <GhostWriterL> Get your pickle suit
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Sep 04 19:42:29 <fatniggo> but it's a 3 hour drrriiivveee
Sep 04 19:43:03 <Doakes> 2 hours. :P
Sep 04 19:43:36 <GodBear01|TextOnly> OH FUCK GUYS
Sep 04 19:43:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> CLYDE NEEDS HELP
Sep 04 19:43:44 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WHO CAN GET DOWN THERE FAST
Sep 04 19:43:59 <BFFJILL> GIVE US INFORMATION MAN
Sep 04 19:43:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> CLYDE IS IN DANGER OF BEING ARRESTED
Sep 04 19:44:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HE WENT IN ALONE
Sep 04 19:44:17 <BFFJILL> OH shit.. why?
Sep 04 19:44:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Because
Sep 04 19:44:42 <GodBear01|TextOnly> they would ask questions
Sep 04 19:44:49 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He is disguised as a health agent
Sep 04 19:44:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> remember
Sep 04 19:44:51 <GhostWriterL> Oh shit, did they call the cops?
Sep 04 19:45:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No they are interrogating him
Sep 04 19:45:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He needs a ride
Sep 04 19:45:25 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Now
Sep 04 19:45:31 <GhostWriterL> NIGGO
Sep 04 19:45:31 <GhostWriterL> GO
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Sep 04 19:45:40 <Doakes> Dumbass needs to plan for this stuff. :l
Sep 04 19:45:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WE NEED SOMEONE TO DRIVE TO CHRIS'S HOUSE
Sep 04 19:45:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HE DID PLAN
Sep 04 19:45:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> FOR 2 YEARS
Sep 04 19:45:55 <GhostWriterL> How the fuck did he get over there?
Sep 04 19:45:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HE FORGOT HOW TO GET OUT
Sep 04 19:45:58 <GodBear01|TextOnly> BY BUS
Sep 04 19:45:59 <GhostWriterL> If he can't leave?
Sep 04 19:46:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> NO TRACES
Sep 04 19:46:01 <GhostWriterL> ...
Sep 04 19:46:07 <BFFJILL> .....
Sep 04 19:46:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I am not kidding
Sep 04 19:46:44 <BFFJILL> We need proof :/
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Sep 04 19:46:58 <GhostWriterL> It'd take me 2 days to get over there
Sep 04 19:47:16 <BFFJILL> I could run down there right now..If a reel patriot was in need........
Sep 04 19:47:24 <charles_charlemang> Evening TrollParadise.
Sep 04 19:47:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He is in need
Sep 04 19:47:28 <fatniggo> fuck..
Sep 04 19:47:37 <mib_o76q4j> good evening
Sep 04 19:47:45 <Doakes> I don't beleive a word of this.
Sep 04 19:47:51 <fatniggo> alright. I can go up US 29 N, but it will take me about 2 1/2 hours
Sep 04 19:48:02 <charles_charlemang> So the house is being inspected thoroughly?
Sep 04 19:48:22 <GodBear01|TextOnly> CLYDE IS FUCKED
Sep 04 19:48:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> SHIT
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Sep 04 19:48:53 <BFFJILL> Clyde :<
Sep 04 19:48:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> CLYDE
Sep 04 19:48:56 <Doakes> No, he's right there.
Sep 04 19:48:57 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ARE YOU OK
Sep 04 19:49:05 <fatniggo> WTF?
Sep 04 19:49:06 <GodBear01|TextOnly> THESE FAGGOTS WANT PROOF
Sep 04 19:49:09 <fatniggo> thank god i didn't go
Sep 04 19:49:11 <ClydeCash> Im fucking stranded
Sep 04 19:49:18 <charles_charlemang> Whats this all I'm hearing about on the DAMN INTERNET?
Sep 04 19:49:18 <ClydeCash> someone get me out of this dump
Sep 04 19:49:49 <ClydeCash> I need a ride, someone come get me
Sep 04 19:49:53 <BFFJILL> How are you on the internet?
Sep 04 19:50:02 <GodBear01|TextOnly> EVERYTHING HAS INTERNET
Sep 04 19:50:04 <Doakes> So you jack their compuer?
Sep 04 19:50:06 <mib_o76q4j> Where are you at?
Sep 04 19:50:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> BFFJILL, DID YOU EVER HEAR OF THE IPHONE
Sep 04 19:50:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HURRRR
Sep 04 19:50:22 <ClydeCash> Chris let me use his.
Sep 04 19:50:33 <Doakes> Semen stains?
Sep 04 19:50:41 <charles_charlemang> Do you realize. Do you realize, that when you enter a house... that you can get trapped?
Sep 04 19:50:44 <ClydeCash> I'm trying not to think about it
Sep 04 19:50:48 <mib_o76q4j> ITS A TRAP
Sep 04 19:50:56 <ClydeCash> Someone fucking come get me
Sep 04 19:50:59 <BFFJILL> Clyde..Clyde...CLYDE!
Sep 04 19:50:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No its not
Sep 04 19:51:27 <GodBear01|TextOnly> he needs help
Sep 04 19:51:28 <fatniggo> clyde, it'll take me 2.5 to get there
Sep 04 19:51:44 <Doakes> How the hell did you get there?
Sep 04 19:52:00 <mib_o76q4j> Wait, Clyde your in Chris's house?
Sep 04 19:52:06 <ClydeCash> I don't care. I'll pay for gas
Sep 04 19:52:10 <ClydeCash> By bus
Sep 04 19:52:16 <ClydeCash> Then I walked
Sep 04 19:52:26 <charles_charlemang> Could you describe the odor of the residence?
Sep 04 19:52:28 <Doakes> Just walk out and back to he bus.
Sep 04 19:52:30 <charles_charlemang> Cat piss?
Sep 04 19:52:38 <ClydeCash> Buses don't run this late
Sep 04 19:52:41 <fatniggo> alright. PM me your cell number so I can call you when I get close
Sep 04 19:52:43 <mib_o76q4j> Go find Megan
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Sep 04 19:52:54 <mib_o76q4j> She is trap in Chris's mirror
Sep 04 19:52:56 <ClydeCash> Thanks dude
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Sep 04 19:53:08 <ClydeCash> No, Megan escaped
Sep 04 19:53:14 <ClydeCash> I didn't hear any screams for help
Sep 04 19:53:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> fff
Sep 04 19:53:22 <GodBear01|TextOnly> clyde quit being stupid
Sep 04 19:53:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you could go to jail
Sep 04 19:53:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> we both know megan was a bitch
Sep 04 19:53:38 <BFFJILL> How are you trapped clyde..Why dont you just like leave...
Sep 04 19:53:51 <ClydeCash> I don't have a ride
Sep 04 19:54:02 <charles_charlemang> Well, walk around the block.
Sep 04 19:54:20 <ClydeCash> I'm going to now that I have a ride
Sep 04 19:54:29 <charles_charlemang> But first
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Sep 04 19:54:34 <charles_charlemang> Share with us some experiences.
Sep 04 19:54:43 <mib_h1flcp> good
Sep 04 19:54:45 <charles_charlemang> What was the highlight of the evening?
Sep 04 19:54:47 <Doakes> Please do. Not enough evedince.
Sep 04 19:54:58 <Doakes> Did you look in their fridge?
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Sep 04 19:55:04 <ClydeCash> I'll post evidence later
Sep 04 19:55:07 <mib_h1flcp> trsegtswegg
Sep 04 19:55:08 <lemmiwinks> hey
Sep 04 19:55:15 <mib_o76q4j> Go find blow up dool
Sep 04 19:55:16 <ClydeCash> Going now... I'm feeling sick
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Sep 04 19:55:24 <mib_h1flcp> I call shenanigans
Sep 04 19:55:26 <charles_charlemang> It couldn't be that bad.
Sep 04 19:55:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Its real
Sep 04 19:55:36 <charles_charlemang> Yeah, it seems like a 21st Century radio play.
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Sep 04 19:55:50 <mib_h1flcp> whats the proof?
Sep 04 19:55:53 <Doakes> We'll see. Will something show up on /cwc/ sometime soon?
Sep 04 19:56:06 <GodBear01|TextOnly> yes
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Sep 04 19:56:17 <charles_charlemang> GodBear01 is the only GodBear01 and Muhammed his messenger. Pbuh. How was this setup?
Sep 04 19:56:34 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Well
Sep 04 19:56:39 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I have a song.
Sep 04 19:56:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Its the song
Sep 04 19:56:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I have
Sep 04 19:56:57 <GodBear01|TextOnly> It goes something like this
Sep 04 19:57:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> its called
Sep 04 19:57:14 <GodBear01|TextOnly> "You guys are too fucking gullible and are the laughingstock of the trolling community"
Sep 04 19:57:18 * GodBear01|TextOnly sets mode +m #TrollParadise
Sep 04 19:57:24 * GodBear01|TextOnly gives channel operator status to GhostWriterL
Sep 04 19:57:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :D
Sep 04 19:57:35 * GodBear01|TextOnly has changed the topic to: lolfaget
Sep 04 19:57:37 * lemmiwinks is now known as fatniggo
Sep 04 19:57:41 * GodBear01|TextOnly sets mode -m #TrollParadise
Sep 04 19:57:43 <BFFJILL> Good one!
Sep 04 19:57:52 <fatniggo> A Monkey ripped off the tires of my car, so i'm back
Sep 04 19:57:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I just got aids and died
Sep 04 19:58:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Happy.
Sep 04 19:58:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You guys are all idiots
Sep 04 19:58:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> boxes.
Sep 04 19:58:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> fucking seriously?
Sep 04 19:58:18 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Phone calls?
Sep 04 19:58:22 <Doakes> Not me. That's gay.
Sep 04 19:58:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Boxxy references.
Sep 04 19:58:31 <Doakes> What?
Sep 04 19:58:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Your goddamn forums
Sep 04 19:58:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> has made /cwc/
Sep 04 19:58:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> which was the worst place for chris trolling
Sep 04 19:58:48 <charles_charlemang> Boxxy should be circumcised, blinded, publicly shamed and then summarily executed.
Sep 04 19:58:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> look
Sep 04 19:58:58 <GodBear01|TextOnly> when trolling Chris
Sep 04 19:59:02 <GodBear01|TextOnly> it doesn't involve memes
Sep 04 19:59:02 <Doakes> What is Boxxy?
Sep 04 19:59:06 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and it doesn't involve
Sep 04 19:59:08 <GodBear01|TextOnly> doing shit like
Sep 04 19:59:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> "OH LOL GAIS WE ARE COOL WE ARE LEGI0N"
Sep 04 19:59:35 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Thats the shit I've seen from the goddamn forum
Sep 04 19:59:39 <Doakes> Wait, is this a bunch of 4chan faggots here?
Sep 04 19:59:44 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Wait us?
Sep 04 19:59:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No
Sep 04 19:59:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ED forum
Sep 04 19:59:48 <Doakes> Good
Sep 04 19:59:49 <GodBear01|TextOnly> probably.
Sep 04 19:59:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Fuck 4chan
Sep 04 19:59:55 <charles_charlemang> "Anonymous" died sometime around early 2007, what's the deal with that?
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Sep 04 20:00:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Yeah
Sep 04 20:00:04 <fatniggo> lol
Sep 04 20:00:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> but
Sep 04 20:00:08 <charles_charlemang> Why do they continue to behave a particular way?
Sep 04 20:00:08 <GodBear01|TextOnly> some of you
Sep 04 20:00:09 <Doakes> I post there becaue I have nolife. I hate all these dmn Guy Fawes fags.
Sep 04 20:00:13 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Well
Sep 04 20:00:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Doakes
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Sep 04 20:00:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you don't have to be like that
Sep 04 20:00:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> POKERFACE
Sep 04 20:00:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YOU ESPECIALLY
Sep 04 20:00:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> AND YOUR PLANS
Sep 04 20:00:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> GODDAMMIT
Sep 04 20:00:32 <PokerFace> Huh?
Sep 04 20:00:37 <Doakes> He hates you.
Sep 04 20:00:37 <PokerFace> WHAT THE HELL!?
Sep 04 20:00:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Doakes you are cool
Sep 04 20:00:45 * GodBear01|TextOnly gives channel half-operator status to Doakes
Sep 04 20:00:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> have fun
Sep 04 20:00:53 <charles_charlemang> Memes aren't funny. The only one I found funny was on 7chan a long time ago and it was Orville Reddenbacher's face and DOES IT FEED on top of that.
Sep 04 20:01:10 <PokerFace> Well what the hell was I supposed to think when I was suddenly banned when I said: TROLLS TROLLING TROLS
Sep 04 20:01:11 <charles_charlemang> I cannot stand 4chan these days.
Sep 04 20:01:12 * GhostWriterL has kicked charles_charlemang from #TrollParadise (MEMES AREN'T FUNNY)
Sep 04 20:01:21 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Doakes
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Sep 04 20:01:27 <Doakes> I'm not that much of an internet guy, actually. I'm a closet nerd.
Sep 04 20:01:29 >doakes< join #legi0n
Sep 04 20:01:48 <Doakes> Wait, was that a beep beep I just heard? Whaaaaaa
Sep 04 20:01:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Doakes I like you
Sep 04 20:01:59 <charles_charlemang> Doakes are you running Linux?
Sep 04 20:02:06 <Doakes> Nope, Firefox.
Sep 04 20:02:16 <PokerFace> Okay, so update me here because I'm getting mixed info from many sources from Clyde isn't there and that this is bullshit.
Sep 04 20:02:21 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YEP
Sep 04 20:02:23 <Doakes> It was BS.
Sep 04 20:02:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Well
Sep 04 20:02:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> it was more or less
Sep 04 20:02:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> a wake up call
Sep 04 20:02:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Because those forums suck.
Sep 04 20:02:44 <PokerFace> What ED?
Sep 04 20:02:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> yep
Sep 04 20:02:50 <charles_charlemang> I idle in #sonichu.
Sep 04 20:02:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> as who
Sep 04 20:02:56 <charles_charlemang> Though I hate those faggots.
Sep 04 20:03:01 <charles_charlemang> I won't disclose.
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Sep 04 20:03:24 <fatniggo> spookycupcakes
Sep 04 20:03:25 <PokerFace> So then, you were just trying to get us riled up eh?
Sep 04 20:03:27 <Doakes> I've just recently discovered CWC. He's what drew me to the ED forms, actually.
Sep 04 20:03:40 <SpookyCupcakes> Well if you have to resort to trolling the trolls, that means that you guys suck harder
Sep 04 20:03:44 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No
Sep 04 20:03:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> We weren't necessarily trolling you
Sep 04 20:03:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> If we were
Sep 04 20:04:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> one of you would have driven down there
Sep 04 20:04:11 <Doakes> And by th way, what does trolling mean exactly? It's like being mean to someone, right?
Sep 04 20:04:17 <fatniggo> D:
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Sep 04 20:04:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you are vtec aren't you
Sep 04 20:04:28 <GodBear01|TextOnly> charles_charlemang, You are vtec
Sep 04 20:04:36 <PokerFace> Oh contraire sir. You was trollin.
Sep 04 20:04:36 <GhostWriterL> Trolling is fishing for reactions from people
Sep 04 20:04:38 <charles_charlemang> I will not answer that.
Sep 04 20:04:40 <BFFJILL> Me-Me's are cancer...Unneeded cells that are continuosly multiplying....
Sep 04 20:04:40 <SpookyCupcakes> trolling = trying to make a person believe false info
Sep 04 20:04:47 <SpookyCupcakes> that means you are trolls
Sep 04 20:04:52 <SpookyCupcakes> trolling trolls
Sep 04 20:04:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> hmm
Sep 04 20:04:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Stickmans
Sep 04 20:05:05 <fatniggo> cupcakes, why is your name so familiar
Sep 04 20:05:06 * GodBear01|TextOnly gives channel operator status to fatniggo
Sep 04 20:05:09 <Doakes> I am so confuesd.
Sep 04 20:05:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Because he's the guy who wanted to send boxes
Sep 04 20:05:15 <charles_charlemang> There are many ways to troll, that is one.
Sep 04 20:05:19 <PokerFace> Though /cwc/ is still a reputable sight
Sep 04 20:05:21 <GhostWriterL> Microphones are hard
Sep 04 20:05:22 <fatniggo> ooh, ok.
Sep 04 20:05:34 <SpookyCupcakes> dont resort to trolling the trolls to get attention, thats called being a newfag
Sep 04 20:05:34 <charles_charlemang> ~/cwc/ is not reputable.
Sep 04 20:05:38 <PokerFace> This was a waste of time and would have been GREAT had it been real.
Sep 04 20:05:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Thats the point
Sep 04 20:05:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you guys believe anything
Sep 04 20:05:51 <charles_charlemang> SpoonyCupcakes used the word "newfag".
Sep 04 20:05:58 <GodBear01|TextOnly> well
Sep 04 20:06:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I dont give a fuck
Sep 04 20:06:07 <PokerFace> Course not.
Sep 04 20:06:08 <SpookyCupcakes> I didn't even believe it past 30 seconds
Sep 04 20:06:13 <PokerFace> you're THE GOD BEAR
Sep 04 20:06:15 * fatniggo has kicked mib_6e0mnq from #TrollParadise (CHANGE YOUR GATDAM NAME)
Sep 04 20:06:18 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Yeah I am
Sep 04 20:06:24 <Doakes> What's a newfag, again?
Sep 04 20:06:25 * fatniggo has kicked mib_etzsu9 from #TrollParadise (YOU TOO FAGGOT)
Sep 04 20:06:27 <SpookyCupcakes> you
Sep 04 20:06:33 <SpookyCupcakes> ban me, faggots
Sep 04 20:06:35 <Doakes> Prolly
Sep 04 20:06:36 <GhostWriterL> Ohshi-
Sep 04 20:06:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> no
Sep 04 20:06:39 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I don't ban
Sep 04 20:06:41 * GhostWriterL sets ban on *!*@anon-19865473.mibbit.com
Sep 04 20:06:43 <GhostWriterL> k
Sep 04 20:06:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> FUCK YOU
Sep 04 20:06:47 * GodBear01|TextOnly removes ban on *!*@anon-19865473.mibbit.com
Sep 04 20:06:48 <fatniggo> lol
Sep 04 20:06:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> NO BAN
Sep 04 20:06:49 <fatniggo> LOL
Sep 04 20:06:51 <Doakes> I don't go on 4chan, so I don't k this stuff
Sep 04 20:06:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Thats fine
Sep 04 20:06:58 <GodBear01|TextOnly> doakes i like you
Sep 04 20:06:58 <fatniggo> Spooky, you're the box guy?
Sep 04 20:07:02 <SpookyCupcakes> `/cwc/ is for fags
Sep 04 20:07:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you don't seem like a super fag
Sep 04 20:07:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> SpookyCupcakes, LOL
Sep 04 20:07:15 <Doakes> I just keep it real. B)
Sep 04 20:07:33 <PokerFace> .....
Sep 04 20:07:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> PokerFace
Sep 04 20:07:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> quit being hated
Sep 04 20:07:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Plz
Sep 04 20:07:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I do this for your own good.
Sep 04 20:07:58 * GhostWriterL has changed the topic to: lolfaget | <%Doakes> I just keep it real. B)
Sep 04 20:07:59 <Doakes> So what do you guys think about the no internet thing. Real, or is he just not making vids?
Sep 04 20:08:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> eh
Sep 04 20:08:08 <GodBear01|TextOnly> other shit happens
Sep 04 20:08:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> its all in #sonichu
Sep 04 20:08:14 <PokerFace> Uh huh...sorry if I'm skeptic.
Sep 04 20:08:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> we just like to fuck around with you guys
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Sep 04 20:08:24 <Doakes> Too damn cool
Sep 04 20:08:32 <SomeGuySomewhere> Back.
Sep 04 20:08:54 <fatniggo> spooky, you ever figure out how to record phone convos
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Sep 04 20:08:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Seriously.
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Sep 04 20:09:10 <PokerFace> Right, well good luck with your endeavors. Regardless what your opinion of ED is, you guys still do fine trolling. but this lolcow is just about dried up.
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Sep 04 20:09:18 <GodBear01|TextOnly> lolno
Sep 04 20:09:21 <GodBear01|TextOnly> far from it
Sep 04 20:09:27 <SpookyCupcakes> Right, well good luck with your endeavors. Regardless what your opinion of ED is, you guys still do fine trolling. but this lolcow is just about dried up.
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Sep 04 20:09:30 <Doakes> I hope he dies or something.
Sep 04 20:09:32 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Doakes
Sep 04 20:09:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> here
Sep 04 20:09:48 <BFFJILL> This is like a lolmilktruck... It always finds cows...
Sep 04 20:09:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> http://widget.mibbit.com/?settings=53c027be90707773b4398de31aa77d09&server=irc.netchan.org&channel=%23legi0n
Sep 04 20:09:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> go there
Sep 04 20:10:04 <Doakes> I don't follow links anymore.
Sep 04 20:10:08 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Its a chat
Sep 04 20:10:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you went to this one
Sep 04 20:10:13 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :/
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Sep 04 20:10:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> charles_charlemang
Sep 04 20:10:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :3
Sep 04 20:10:34 <Doakes> Oh well. Volume all the way down, preparing for Last asure
Sep 04 20:10:46 <Doakes> Or not
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Sep 04 20:11:07 <Doakes> Someones using my name. :l
Sep 04 20:11:10 <GodBear01|TextOnly> lol
Sep 04 20:11:13 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you are using your name
Sep 04 20:11:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> try doakes2
Sep 04 20:11:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and exit out of here
Sep 04 20:11:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> we will teach you how to irc
Sep 04 20:11:26 <Doakes> OK.
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Sep 04 20:11:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> anyway
Sep 04 20:11:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> the rest of you
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Sep 04 20:15:03 <mib_sb14z4> .
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Sep 04 20:16:06 <BFFJILL> So why should we got to the link?
Sep 04 20:16:19 * fatniggo has kicked mib_sb14z4 from #TrollParadise (CHANGE YOUR NAME BITCH)
Sep 04 20:16:22 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I don't care if you do
Sep 04 20:16:28 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I don't care if you dont
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Sep 04 20:16:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :/
Sep 04 20:18:22 <BFFJILL> Oh BTW GodBear01 you win at life for what you just did :D
Sep 04 20:18:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :3
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Sep 04 20:18:44 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You understand my rage right
Sep 04 20:18:49 <GodBear01|TextOnly> They were acting like faggots
Sep 04 20:18:55 <BFFJILL> Yes
Sep 04 20:19:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> also
Sep 04 20:19:03 <GodBear01|TextOnly> change your name
Sep 04 20:19:12 <BFFJILL> K
Sep 04 20:19:27 * BFFJILL is now known as Wutsyourname
Sep 04 20:19:44 <GodBear01|TextOnly> uh
Sep 04 20:19:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> not here
Sep 04 20:19:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> in legi0n
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Sep 04 20:20:26 <Wutsyourname> oh..Lol..
Sep 04 20:20:38 * Wutsyourname is now known as BFFJILL
Sep 04 20:21:06 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Yeah
Sep 04 20:21:28 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look I hate stupid people almost as much as I hate furries, Deviantarts, and Chris
Sep 04 20:21:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> There is a difference
Sep 04 20:21:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> between being a faggot
Sep 04 20:21:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and being a troll
Sep 04 20:22:19 <BFFJILL> Yeah, being a Troll means being clever not constantly spamming.
Sep 04 20:22:39 <BFFJILL> It pisses the hell out of me.
Sep 04 20:23:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Chris is an lolcow
Sep 04 20:23:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> he is only dried up
Sep 04 20:23:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> because faggots like PokerFace
Sep 04 20:23:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> do repetitive shit like that
Sep 04 20:23:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> then he goes into hiding
Sep 04 20:23:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and does nothing but little big planet
Sep 04 20:23:44 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and lurking
Sep 04 20:23:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> is for faggots
Sep 04 20:23:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you want to participate
Sep 04 20:23:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you have to talk
Sep 04 20:24:04 <BFFJILL> Chris does a good enough job, trolling himself..
Sep 04 20:24:22 <GhostWriterL> People don't need to constantly spam call his house
Sep 04 20:24:34 <GhostWriterL> Just wait for the next video to pop up
Sep 04 20:25:28 <GhostWriterL> Who the hell thinks transcripts with no recordings is at all funny anyway?
Sep 04 20:25:28 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Chris does troll himself
Sep 04 20:25:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Seriously
Sep 04 20:25:50 <GhostWriterL> HEY I CALLED CHRIS AND HERE IS WHAT HE SAID
Sep 04 20:25:58 <GhostWriterL> Chris: OMG I HAET U GUYZ
Sep 04 20:25:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> "DURRFF HURFF CHRIS"
Sep 04 20:26:02 <GhostWriterL> LOL THAT'S FUNNY RIGHT
Sep 04 20:26:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> CHRIS: OMG UT ROLLZ
Sep 04 20:26:07 <BFFJILL> "PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE AUGGGHHHHH"
Sep 04 20:26:21 <BFFJILL> YEAH THAST FUCKING HILLARIOUUSSS!!!?""""""...DESU
Sep 04 20:26:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Seriously
Sep 04 20:26:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Those forums
Sep 04 20:26:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> are /b/
Sep 04 20:26:53 <GodBear01|TextOnly> its /b/ no matter how you look at it
Sep 04 20:26:56 <GhostWriterL> HAY BOB, I HAS SOMETHING TO SAY TO UZ
Sep 04 20:26:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> All it is
Sep 04 20:27:01 <GhostWriterL> DESU DESU LOLZ
Sep 04 20:27:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> are a bunch of people
Sep 04 20:27:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> trying to be big boy trolls
Sep 04 20:27:12 <GhostWriterL> OLD MAN BOB IS ANGRY I'M SO CLEVER
Sep 04 20:27:16 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Bob is cool
Sep 04 20:27:22 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Don't let anyone tell you otherwise
Sep 04 20:27:28 <BFFJILL> Yeah bobs ok,
Sep 04 20:27:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He is a man who should be left to his peace
Sep 04 20:27:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He has to deal with his fucking son
Sep 04 20:27:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He doesn't need to deal with the entire internet
Sep 04 20:27:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Goddamn 82 years old
Sep 04 20:27:52 <BFFJILL> Thats like... God trolling him.
Sep 04 20:27:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Seriously
Sep 04 20:27:57 <GhostWriterL> True, but the guy shouldn't have let his house get so filthy
Sep 04 20:27:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Leave Bob alone.
Sep 04 20:28:08 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Bob is a good man.
Sep 04 20:28:12 <fffffffffff> Hi
Sep 04 20:28:12 <GhostWriterL> So I don't have much sympathy for the whole health department thing, IF that's what happened
Sep 04 20:28:23 <GhostWriterL> Again, no one has actual proof that anyone has gone to that house and done anything
Sep 04 20:28:27 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Seriously
Sep 04 20:28:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Even then
Sep 04 20:28:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you guys are out of the loop
Sep 04 20:29:15 <GhostWriterL> It's pretty ridiculous that people are trying to get Chris to bait himself to religious zealots too
Sep 04 20:29:48 <GhostWriterL> "hay guyz let's get him to shit on a qua'ran!"
Sep 04 20:30:09 <fffffffffff> i doubt that thing ever gonna happen
Sep 04 20:30:16 <GodBear01|TextOnly> It doesn't stop people
Sep 04 20:30:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> from speaking every little fucking thing
Sep 04 20:30:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> on their mind
Sep 04 20:30:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> And thinking they are a amazing troll
Sep 04 20:30:31 <BFFJILL> It really pisses me off when they long onto his youtube account....
Sep 04 20:30:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Yeah and post gay porn
Sep 04 20:30:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> thats fucking retarded
Sep 04 20:30:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> to get him banned
Sep 04 20:30:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> then we don't get videos
Sep 04 20:31:02 <BFFJILL> Then we have to find him again...
Sep 04 20:31:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> yeah
Sep 04 20:31:10 <fffffffffff> everione wants is internet five minutes
Sep 04 20:31:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and he takes forever to do shit
Sep 04 20:31:11 <GhostWriterL> Nothing about any of this pisses me off, honestly. It's just over the top and stupid
Sep 04 20:31:21 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Also
Sep 04 20:31:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I trolled everyone
Sep 04 20:31:25 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I am awesome
Sep 04 20:31:36 <BFFJILL> Yes kudos to you :D
Sep 04 20:31:51 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I still can't believe anyone believe it
Sep 04 20:31:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> *believed it
Sep 04 20:32:28 <BFFJILL> I know... I did too, well for awhile till
Sep 04 20:32:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> The trapped part
Sep 04 20:32:44 <BFFJILL> "clyde" said he was trapped and you started ALL CAPSING
Sep 04 20:32:50 <BFFJILL> Yeah
Sep 04 20:33:19 <GhostWriterL> I admit I thought someone had gone over to the Chandler house
Sep 04 20:33:35 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I used to like ED
Sep 04 20:33:37 <GhostWriterL> But then they stayed for over 2 hours and it was pretty obvious it was fake
Sep 04 20:33:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> but then they lost it
Sep 04 20:33:45 <GhostWriterL> ED's good for a laugh
Sep 04 20:34:01 <GhostWriterL> A lof of the articles I wrote though have been made retarded
Sep 04 20:34:08 <GhostWriterL> Sonic-cide used to be epic
Sep 04 20:34:15 <BFFJILL> Now its just me-me' about how me-me' suck
Sep 04 20:34:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Yeah
Sep 04 20:34:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> It is about meme's
Sep 04 20:34:28 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Its becoming more about
Sep 04 20:34:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Money
Sep 04 20:34:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and advertising
Sep 04 20:34:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and shit like that
Sep 04 20:34:35 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look
Sep 04 20:34:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Trolling is about
Sep 04 20:34:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> fucking with people
Sep 04 20:34:51 <GodBear01|TextOnly> not making a buck or two or trying to be e-popular
Sep 04 20:34:55 <BFFJILL> Oh but Me-Me's are bad, unless their Me-Me's that WE made...
Sep 04 20:34:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> people are forgetting this
Sep 04 20:34:58 <GhostWriterL> P-p-p-powerbook was fucking hilarious
Sep 04 20:35:04 <GhostWriterL> THAT was epic trolling
Sep 04 20:35:06 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I have one meme
Sep 04 20:35:09 <GodBear01|TextOnly> its called fizzy drinks
Sep 04 20:35:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> thats it
Sep 04 20:35:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> http://www.nvhforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=4669&view=previous
Sep 04 20:35:18 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Here
Sep 04 20:35:28 <fffffffffff> cool
Sep 04 20:35:46 <GhostWriterL> ED is kind of impressive, though...
Sep 04 20:35:57 <GhostWriterL> It's amazing how many of them still obsess over SnapeSnogger
Sep 04 20:36:32 <fffffffffff> thats mayybe bacose a lot of Ediot are Tartalets too
Sep 04 20:36:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Fuck
Sep 04 20:37:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look I love the Chris-chan trolling userbase
Sep 04 20:37:16 <GodBear01|TextOnly> all of them are intelligent and know what they are doing
Sep 04 20:37:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ED is a abomination
Sep 04 20:38:18 <GhostWriterL> ED is a wiki, it just happens to attract people that want to be famous by contributing to it
Sep 04 20:38:31 <GhostWriterL> So they clusterfuck everything
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Sep 04 20:39:14 <GhostWriterL> It's like those gartersnakes during mating season
Sep 04 20:39:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Yeah
Sep 04 20:39:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look if you want more lolcows
Sep 04 20:39:27 <GodBear01|TextOnly> make them
Sep 04 20:39:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> FInd them
Sep 04 20:39:32 <GodBear01|TextOnly> most of them are on ED
Sep 04 20:39:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I mean
Sep 04 20:39:35 <fffffffffff> hahaha being a troll is a new fashion
Sep 04 20:39:36 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Deviantart
Sep 04 20:39:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> there are
Sep 04 20:39:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> a shit load of lolcows
Sep 04 20:39:49 <GodBear01|TextOnly> But people
Sep 04 20:39:57 <GodBear01|TextOnly> want to chose to troll the ones everyone knows about
Sep 04 20:39:57 <GhostWriterL> I flamed LaraDarkAngel on DA.
Sep 04 20:40:16 <GodBear01|TextOnly> troll isn't a fashion
Sep 04 20:40:22 <BFFJILL> That way they are cool, and awesome.
Sep 04 20:40:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> wut
Sep 04 20:40:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look if everyone starts calling themselves a hacker and a troll
Sep 04 20:40:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I will shoot myself
Sep 04 20:41:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> But at the same time
Sep 04 20:41:06 <fffffffffff> thats is what is happening
Sep 04 20:41:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> it makes them open
Sep 04 20:41:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> fffffffffff, what do you mean
Sep 04 20:41:29 <GhostWriterL> It's the new way to be edgey and cool
Sep 04 20:41:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I've been doing it for like 3 years
Sep 04 20:41:46 <fffffffffff> every kid in the internet want tobe a cool b asemet dweler
Sep 04 20:41:47 <GhostWriterL> "I piss people off on the internet. I'm badass and must have a great life outside of a computer"
Sep 04 20:42:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look
Sep 04 20:42:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I fuck with people on /cwc/
Sep 04 20:42:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> for a reason
Sep 04 20:42:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> too damn serious
Sep 04 20:43:01 <BFFJILL> I actually dont troll... I like to watch trolls because ill admit.. I would SUCK as a troll i have no good ideas..I just dont like it when the people who have no troll skill try to troll and kill the fun..
Sep 04 20:43:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I don't have good ideas either
Sep 04 20:43:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I just caps lock alot
Sep 04 20:43:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and i happen to be a good troll
Sep 04 20:44:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> But explain
Sep 04 20:44:18 <GodBear01|TextOnly> how trolling is becoming a fashion
Sep 04 20:44:27 <fffffffffff> well is not that dificul i mean everyone is in the internet for some kind of validation
Sep 04 20:44:42 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I want to be the greatest troll ever.
Sep 04 20:44:44 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :3
Sep 04 20:44:47 * Big (47c5611d@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 20:44:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> And I think I will do it.
Sep 04 20:44:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Like bloodninja good
Sep 04 20:45:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Thats all i want.
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Sep 04 20:45:09 <fffffffffff> i put my wizzar hat and my robe
Sep 04 20:45:17 <GhostWriterL> I troll a forum I go to regularly, but I target drama queens and attention whores, not retards with poor impulse control
Sep 04 20:45:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look
Sep 04 20:45:51 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Trolling will never be a fashion
Sep 04 20:46:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Also if I sound pretenious
Sep 04 20:46:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> LOLOL
Sep 04 20:46:55 <fffffffffff> that is what they say abbout punk and now we have pop/punk
Sep 04 20:46:58 <BFFJILL> Real trolling wont ever be a fashion.. But "trolling" is
Sep 04 20:47:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Real trolling is fun as hell
Sep 04 20:47:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> "trolling" is boring and childish
Sep 04 20:47:20 <BFFJILL> Yes
Sep 04 20:47:34 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look the differences is like how you will see yourself in 2 years
Sep 04 20:47:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You will kick yourself
Sep 04 20:47:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> over stupid shit
Sep 04 20:47:49 <GodBear01|TextOnly> that you thought was funny
Sep 04 20:48:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> well
Sep 04 20:48:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> im kickbanningeveryone
Sep 04 20:48:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> fuck this channel
Sep 04 20:48:13 * GodBear01|TextOnly sets ban on *!*@*
Sep 04 20:48:18 * GodBear01|TextOnly has kicked BFFJILL from #TrollParadise (GodBear01|TextOnly)
Sep 04 20:48:22 * GodBear01|TextOnly has kicked fffffffffff from #TrollParadise (GodBear01|TextOnly)
Sep 04 20:48:24 * GodBear01|TextOnly has kicked SomeGuySomewhere from #TrollParadise (GodBear01|TextOnly)
Sep 04 20:48:25 <GodBear01|TextOnly> so
Sep 04 20:48:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> fatniggo,
Sep 04 20:48:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you there
Sep 04 20:48:34 <fatniggo> yes sir
Sep 04 20:48:36 <GodBear01|TextOnly> kik
Sep 04 20:48:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> lol
Sep 04 20:48:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> i ban everyone
Sep 04 20:48:45 <fatniggo> lol
Sep 04 20:48:46 <fatniggo> that was random
Sep 04 20:48:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> well i just set wildcard
Sep 04 20:48:57 <GodBear01|TextOnly> so it wont let
Sep 04 20:48:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> anyone in
Sep 04 20:49:02 <GodBear01|TextOnly> here try
Sep 04 20:49:05 * GodBear01|TextOnly has kicked fatniggo from #TrollParadise (GodBear01|TextOnly)
Sep 04 20:49:18 * You've invited fatniggo to #TrollParadise (yume.ncirc)
Sep 04 20:49:18 * GodBear01|TextOnly invited fatniggo into the channel.
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Sep 04 20:49:23 * GodBear01|TextOnly gives channel operator status to fatniggo
Sep 04 20:49:25 <GodBear01|TextOnly> cool huh
Sep 04 20:49:28 <fatniggo> lol yeah
Sep 04 21:43:39 * You've invited CEO to #TrollParadise (yume.ncirc)
Sep 04 21:43:39 * GodBear01|TextOnly invited CEO into the channel.
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Sep 04 21:46:59 * GodBear01|TextOnly gives channel operator status to CEO
Sep 04 21:47:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HERRO
Sep 04 21:48:43 <CEO> thats better
Sep 04 21:48:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YOU MISS PARTY
Sep 04 21:48:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I SET BAN ON
Sep 04 21:48:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> *!*@*
Sep 04 21:48:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :D
Sep 04 21:49:06 <CEO> I noticed
Sep 04 21:49:28 * GodBear01|TextOnly removes ban on *!*@*
Sep 04 21:49:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Happy
Sep 04 21:49:34 <CEO> no
Sep 04 21:49:39 <CEO> never again
Sep 04 21:50:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> D:
Sep 04 21:50:10 <GodBear01|TextOnly> u haet me
Sep 04 21:50:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ;_;
Sep 04 21:52:05 * GhostWriterL has changed the topic to: lolfaget | <%Doakes> I just keep it real. B) | RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
Sep 04 21:52:38 * GodBear01|TextOnly removes channel operator status from GhostWriterL
Sep 04 21:52:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> THERE
Sep 04 21:52:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HAPPY
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=== It isn't the cesspool you depict it as ===

The recent posters seem to be knowledgeable. However, the place has gotten slow. Maybe the lamers left. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 11:59, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
*I'm sure it's just the right level for you. Go, frolic. Seriously, get the fuck out. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 15:36, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

=== Merge with Encyclopedia Dramatica ===

The subject of this article seems really insignificant; if Chris hadn't talked about this forum in [[Chris dispels videogame rumors|a video]] it wouldn't even warrant a mention on our website. I think that except for the first and third paragraph all of this article has no value to the CWCki's goal of documenting Chris. I suggest we include a brief mention of the forum in the article on ED and do away with rest of this article. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 07:22, 28 June 2012 (PDT)
: Two-year late reply, but I have to heavily agree here. I think this article is needlessly inflammatory and insulting. While it might have been a festering cesspool of spergery, it doesn't warrant such a blindly slating article (or even an article at all) by any stretch. A section on the ED article would probably be far, far better than the article as it stands. Barely anything pipes to it anyway. --[[User:DX10|DX10]] ([[User talk:DX10|talk]]) 04:35, 8 May 2014 (UTC)

* Sorry for the late reply, but I agree. Merging now and the talk page for the forum is inserted too for archival purposes. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 04:46, 13 May 2014 (UTC)

Merged. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 04:50, 13 May 2014 (UTC)

: Just a note, ED is currently down, but should be up after the weekend. [[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 20:15, 16 May 2014 (UTC)

== had i known... ==

Had I known then that CWC would turn into what he is now, or was even shortly after, I wouldn't have fucked around with the page so much on ed.com (taking down for april fools etc). This wiki is fucking great btw gj guys. --[[User:Zaiger|Zaiger]] ([[User talk:Zaiger|talk]]) 21:12, 29 December 2014 (UTC)

==Recent Edits==
It's December 2015, and I have edited this article to reflect the times. I had some big problems with its structure, which I found repetitive and confusing. Most importantly, I wanted to make it more accessible to people who are unfamiliar with ED and not connected with its drama. I don't think I deleted much, but I moved it around and shifted emphasis. Shit that seemed important in 2009 doesn't seem as important anymore. [[User:Asperhes|Asperhes]] ([[User talk:Asperhes|talk]]) 20:50, 7 December 2015 (UTC)

== New domain extention ==

Just a heads up: ED changed their domain extension to .rs instead of .se. So, make sure to change any links to the old ED (encyclopediadramatica.se) to go to the new one (encyclopediadramatica.rs).

-[[User:Windows OS|Windows OS]] ([[User talk:Windows OS|talk]]) 23:25, 30 March 2017 (UTC)
:It was just a temporary move. It'll be changing back. https://twitter.com/EDdotSE/status/846194072968744960 [[User:Lysander|Lysander]] ([[User talk:Lysander|talk]]) 14:25, 31 March 2017 (UTC)

== EDramatica ==
...you know, if you're going to halt people from putting a edramatica link, maybe don't have the very first clickable link in the article go to a splinter site that's been offline since november. ‧⭑ ࣪˖⋆࿔*:･ ⋆⁺₊ sincerely (or maybe not so sincerely) signed, Cobalt ([[User:Naryboo|aka Naryboo]]). Direct your various complaints to my ([[User talk:Naryboo|talk page]]).⋆°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ 17:00, 26 March 2025 (EDT)

FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!

2025-03-13T21:16:04Z

Naryboo: /* Raison d'etre */ stopped the hashtags from being put in a code box, used zero width spaces to keep wiki from formatting as listed items

"'''FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!'''" is a [[Facebook]] public group established by Chris to continue his [[Sonic Boom Protests|noble struggle]] to pressure [[Sega]] into returning the color of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'s arms to pristine flesh. He made the group almost immediately after being kicked out of his [[Keep Sonic Original|previous group]] on 29 November 2014 for making [[death threats]]. It was moderated primarily by [[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt|Kenneth Engelhardt]]. Chris made extensive use of the page before his [[26 December 2014|arrest]]. After his arrest, Chris logged back onto the page and discovered that while he was gone, the page had been overrun by [[weening|weens]], and he spent plenty of time removing all of the [[trolls|trollery]] on the page. He continued to post when needed into 2015.
[[File:Vandalism 2.jpg|thumb|right|300px|The gist of it.]]
==Raison d'etre==
{{quotebox|
The purpose of this group is to express our concerns to [[Sega|SEGA]] about the changes that have been made to Sonic the Hedgehog's arm colour. The old adage, "If it is not broke, don't fix it" is especially valid in this case. This group feels that changing the colour of Sonic's arms to Blue is Wrong, Erroneous, Monstrous, Offensive, and the BIGGEST MISTAKE SEGA HAS EVER MADE SINCE STOPPING THEIR CONSOLES AFTER THE DREAMCAST, and that it is Horrifically Detrimental to the quality of the character. And this is Regardless to the gameplay, stories, related/cannon or not, and all else aside.

SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE!!! And We Will Be Heard By EVERYONE, and Force SEGA to Recall Everything Sonic Boom, including Forcing Cartoon Network to Pull the [[Sonic Boom]] show Off The Air, and SEGA CHANGES HIS ARMS BACK TO THEIR ORIGINAL COLOUR IMMEDIATELY!!!

#SEGA 
#SonicTheHedgehog 
#SonicBoom 
#[[Nintendo]] 
#CartoonNetwork 
#[[GameStop]] 
#ToysRUs 
#[[Mal-Wart|WalMart]] 
#[[Get-Tar Region|Target]] 
#BestBuy 
#WiiU 
#Wii 
#[[3DS]] 
#DS 
#DSi 
#[[Amy|AmyRose]] 
#Tails
#Knuckles 
#[[Robotnik]] 
#Eggman}}

==Group rules==
Chris welcomed people to the group with a few demands and a link to a petition (which soon died).

{{quotebox|29 November 2014
A Few Rules for this Group Posts and Comments:

-Nothing Trolling or Bullying in context.

-No Posts or Comments against the cause and purpose of this group, as well as anything derogatory of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] or [[Sonichu]] or [[Rosechu]].

-NO SPOILERS OR INFORMATION of either Sonic Boom game or the Cartoon TV Show. Such information is derogative and Not Appropriate towards the goal of this group, being Encouraging or Forcing SEGA to Changing Sonic's Arms back to their original Colour in THESE CURRENT SONIC GAMES AND TV SHOW and other products featuring such as well.

-The organizer of this group, Christian Weston Chandler, and appointed admins, reserve the rights to delete any posts or comments not appropriate or relative to the contents of the group page.

-Also, Please do make posts or comments of where and when SEGA has made any announcements in our favour, if there is anything about our cause and group being presented in the local news anywhere (Please add an appropriate link to quote the Official Sources as well).

-And you may note any successes in our favour as well, but no majorly offensive content.}}

==Posts by Chris==
===Vandalism suggestions===
Chris uploaded a number of the relevant posts and images from his personal page and "[[Keep Sonic Original]]."

{{quotebox|29 November 2014
PROTEST WITH ME!!!

Cover The Inserts and Covers with me! Download, Print and Tape these Boycott-Encouraging Covers onto Every Display Game Case of the Two Games in Every [[GameStop]] Nearest You Today!!!

Double-sided tape recommended.

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</gallery></center>}}

The small print reads, "CONTACT SEGA AND FORCE THEM TO RECALL EVERYTHING SONIC BOOM, INCLUDING THE CARTOON SERIES ON CARTOON NETWORK, AND DEMAND THAT THEY CHANGE SONIC'S ARM COLOUR BACK TO THEIR ORIGINAL FLESH COLOUR IMMEDIATELY!!!"

===Immediate action necessary===
{{quotebox|29 November 2014
I am Making it Very Clear that I have NO INTENTION WHATSOEVER IN BUYING THE GAMES AT EVEN THE LOWEST BARGAIN BASEMENT PRICES!!! I SERIOUSLY would NOT pay a Penny, or Take Them For Free Or As A Gift, at Any Point Before SEGA Total Recalls EVERYTHING SONIC BOOM and Change His Arm Colour Back!!!

And "Well, maybe they will change them back in the next game/project" IS NOT ACCEPTABLE EITHER!!!

IMMEDIATELY Does Not Mean Too Freaking Late!!!}}

===Riot!===
{{quotebox|29 November 2014
RIOT OUR COMPLAINTS TO THEM ON THEIR SONIC PAGE IN EVERY ONE OF THEIR BLUE-ARMED PHOTOS!!!}}

===Boycott!===
{{quotebox|29 November 2014
Take a Stand With Me!!! Not Only Boycott Sonic Boom, the Games AND the TV Show, but Also, Discourage EVERYONE from Buying the Games and Watching Cartoon Network until SEGA Recalls EVERYTHING Sonic Boom, Including the TV Show, and Changes Sonic's Arm Color BACK to their Original Color!!!

RIOT THE STREETS UNTIL THEY FIX THE MONSTROSITY!!!

#SonicBoom
#SonictheHedgehog
#SEGA
#CartoonNetwork
— feeling annoyed.}}

===Sensory overloads===
{{quotebox|29 November 2014
SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE, AND THEY SERIOUSLY CAUSE SENSORY OVERLOADS IN ME!!! PLEASE REMOVE ALL OF YOUR SONIC BOOM IMAGES, VIDEOS, AND THE TV SHOW ALTOGETHER FROM YOUR FACEBOOK, FROM YOUR CN WEBSITE, AND FROM YOUR CHANNEL IMMEDIATELY!!!

FOLLOW ME IN BOYCOTTING SONIC BOOM, UNTIL SEGA WISES UP, RECALLS EVERYTHING AND CHANGES HIS ARM COLOUR BACK, NOW!!!

Join My Group, Keep Sonic Original, and Sign Our Petition NOW!!!}}

===Our long fingernails to their throats===
{{quotebox|29 November 2014
SEND CONSTANT AND REPETITIVE COMPLAINTS TO SEGA!!! FORCE THEM TO RECALL EVERYTHING SONIC BOOM AND CHANGE HIS ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!

Alternatively, they can IMMEDIATELY change the digital versions of the game on both eShops, Change every IMAGE on their official websites and facebook pages and whatnot, and they DEFINITELY PULL THE DAMN CARTOON FROM THE AIR AND ONLINE DIGITAL VIDEO STORES, AND FIX HIS ARMS IN EVERY SINGLE AND LAST EPISODE IMMEDIATELY!!!

Force Them with Threats of putting [[death threats|our Long Fingernails to their Throats]] if they do not RECALL EVERYTHING SONIC BOOM IMMEDIATELY!!!}}

A fan worried:

{{quoteboxgreen|"Our finernails to your throats?" Bit violent!}}

An apologist countered:

{{quoteboxred|I think it may be a metaphor for not giving sega the money from purchases that allows their company to thrive. Our leader Christian, as a high functioning autistic individual, is good with metaphors and abstract figures of speech.}}

Not everyone was convinced:

{{quoteboxgreen|That's not a metaphor. Cutting circulation to the beating heart of money would be, but the aforementioned fingernails thing is a bit, well, silly.}}

Chris confirmed that it was not a metaphor:

{{quotebox|My nails are literally long, and many women have long nails. So there.}}

Someone else asked if there were any other changes to Sonic characters that Chris disliked. He responded:

{{quotebox|To answer your question: No. This is soley on the Arm Colour change; nothing else within your description. I Like Amy's Voice the way it has been like that. And Robotnik's weight loss and Knuckles's muscles are an improvement to both of those characters. THE BEST IMPROVEMENT IN MY OPINION; Amy's better strength, design improvements and her new outfit. I Love The Women and their strengths and smarts! I am a Proud Lesbian!}}

===Protest Loudly and Boldly===
{{quotebox|29 November 2014
That is a valid question. Currently SEGA has blocked me from messaging and commenting on their Facebook page as well. And I implore everyone to force our complaints and the like to them most directly there. Keep Badgering them and Keep Insisting that they Recall Everything Sonic Boom and Change his arm colour back on ALL of the game inserts, initial software on the card and disc. And More Immediate, they can most certainly PULL THE CARTOON FROM THE AIR AND ONLINE DIGITAL STREAMING AND DOWNLOAD, update ALL of their Official Webpages and Websites' images of the same change, CHANGE THE IMAGRY AND DOWNLOADABLE SOFTWARE FROM BOTH eSHOPS to reflect the change, AND ANNOUNCE THE TOTAL RECALL AND CHANGES IMMEDIATELY AND PUBLICLY EVERYWHERE IN VIDEO, AUDIO, AND TEXT NEWS UPDATES, and whatever else therein.

And for each and every day that nothing is said or done of SEGA on the matter, I will only feel more pissed off at them, and I shall continue to protest Loudly and Boldly in Every Nearby business, encouraging them to send all of their remaining Sonic Boom stock Back to SEGA, in the Name of their Should Be Done Total Recall!!! Nobody should be selling the blue-armed mistake of theirs in the first place!!!}}

===Blue-Arm-Fucked Games===
{{quotebox|29 November 2014
Seriously, Every Day I still see either of those Blue-Arm-Fucked games on the store shelves, hear the cartoon is still on the CN, or No Recall is taking place, the more Pissed I feel. And you know I have messaged those SOBs at SEGA a number of times with No Response since after seeing the cartoon trailer MOTHS ago during E3 time. It makes me so Angry and Frustrated being continuously ignored and swept under the rug to the point where the Action and Growing from Small Threats to make the [[Manajerks]] there Listen Up... Yeah, Fuck Them!!! And I never thought I would ever have anything against my favorite colour before that trailer. But, now I am looking to [[death threats|slit their throats]] with my long fingernails to force the Total Recall of Everything Sonic Boom to Fix the Mistake to happen SOONER! Ugh. And I have no concern of how much money SEGA loses; the Recall of Everything Sonic Boom and Changing the Arm Colour Back MUST Happen IMMEDIATELY AND RIGHT NOW!!!}}

Some (but not all) of Chris's fans were disturbed by this rhetoric:

{{quoteboxred|Resorting to violence isn't cool. I hate the blue arms too, but at the end of the day it's just a video game. Nobody deserves to die over that. Besides, if everyone at Sega died there'd be nobody to recall everything, and Sonic's arms would be blue forever!}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Come on Chris, you're better than this. Don't resort to violence, it won't solve anything. Stay calm and true, you'll get the results you want if you do that.}}

But Chris was unapologetic:

{{quotebox|The time for Peaceful Discussion has Passed, and I Have Been Ignored and Blocked time and again. <nowiki>|:(</nowiki>}}

===No violence===
Kenneth was not happy with the direction Chris was going, and wrote with remarkable prescience:

{{quoteboxgreen|30 November 2014
From now on, any posts that encourage illegal activity will be hidden or deleted. We are an activist/protest group, not vigilantes. We need political power. We don't need people arrested and sitting in jail.}}

All Chris could say was:

{{quotebox|I have a lot of [[stress]] and responsibilities at home to organize a picket sign protest.}}

===Not a swift idea===
Kenneth suggested:

{{quoteboxgreen|30 November 2014
Okay, I've just thought of a couple of ideas: I might propose a bake sale (cookies, cupcakes, ect) and along with a stack of flyers for people to join our cause. Another proposal is that Christian could make a some special edition medallions to help spread our message.}}

Chris didn't think so:

{{quotebox|I am sorry, but not only is that not a swift idea, but I would never be able to make the number of [[medallions]] so quickly with all of my current stresses and other responsibilities (aside from the medals that have been ordered and paid for).}}

Kenneth tried again:

{{quoteboxgreen|Christian, I have an idea, how about a Facebook group in terms of human rights (i.e. fighting discrimination against transgendered individuals on the autism spectrum). Rather than focusing on a specific business entity (i.e. Sega), I would more focus on an idea. Not that I am trying to be judgmental, but I don't think things such as talking about fingernails to the throat or bombs is stuff that you want attached to your name.}}

Chris again rejected this:

{{quotebox|Isn't that the reason behind your "Standing tall"group? Look, you can have your bake sale and do what you want locally to you. But I have too much on my local hands to make any medals aside from the ones I am getting paid for to make here, and moving back into [[14 Branchland Court|my house]] later this month.}}

===Explanation===
{{quotebox|3 December 2014
I have just received a question from one of my [[gal pal|girl friends]]: "So, I'm curious, where did you hear about this blue-armed Sonic Issue? Is it something you discovered on your own, or is it a bigger issue in the Sonic community?"

To best answer this question, and to VERY MUCH my visual dismay and further recollection: I HAVE been feeling this SINCE Last February. I needed to search for the ONE Announcement Trailer Video of the DAMN TV Show. I Remember finding it for myself on either Facebook through SEGA's feed, or on YouTube through the video recommendations, on my laptop, as we were moving into the [[Rental House|temporary house]]. I felt UTTER Shock at the sight of the Blue Arms on Sonic immediately as I watched it for the first time that day in Early February, 2014; This Year.

I was too busy and stressed from collecting as much as possible from the burnt house, and bringing them either to our Storage Unit, and this house's basement

I had not thought about the issue much, UNTIL Last June or July with the E3 Trailers being presented on the SEGA and Sonic Facebook Pages! Since Then, I have continuously protested the Blue Arms by commenting and messaging them that "Sonic's Arms are NOT Blue!!!" And among which, I have Warned Them that this sort of thing would NOT end well for them, and it was, and still is, a Very Bad Idea!!!

So, in short: I watched the damn trailer last February, I felt Pissed Off Then, I relearned about it last June or July: I Still felt Very Pissed Off, and NOW I am continually Growing and GROWING More Angry and PISSED OFF AT SEGA, NINTENDO AND CARTOON NETWORK AND EVERYONE ELSE INVOLVED THERE!!!

I have Contacted SEGA and Commented NUMEROUSLY with MONTHS worth of time. They ignored me, Not Responded or Done Anything about it at all, and therefore the time for Talk IS LONG DONE AND OVERWITH!!! AND WE NEED ACTION UPON SEGA AND SONIC BOOM NOW MORE THAN EVER!!!

Thank you.}}

A fan sympathized:

{{quoteboxred|I hope this monstrosity sorts itself out. Don't stress too much, dear. <3}}

Chris tardraged:

{{quotebox|I STILL AM STRESSING MYSELF OUT TO MAKE SEGA RECALL EVERYTHING SONIC BOOM AND FIX THIS IMMEDIATELY!!!}}
{{quotebox|As [[Monty Python|John Cleese]] said, I Have To Complain until I am blue in the mouth to get anything done in this country and time.}}

===More inserts===
On 4 December, Chris posted images of more of his vandalism examples. A fan asked:

{{quoteboxred|Why does Chris spell "color" the British standard way as "colour" rather than the American standard spelling? I'm just now noticing this.}}

Chris explained:

{{quotebox|Well, I Am [[Daniel Weston|part English and British]], after all.}}

[[Kim]] replied:

{{quoteboxgreen|Yeah, but fyi you speak American English. :)}}

Chris, being typically inexplicable:

{{quotebox|Tomato, "Poetatoe" (to take a stab at spelling the pronunciation there).}}

===Swarm every newspaper===
{{quotebox|4 December 2014
And I will tell EVERYONE something: I WISH for Our Cause to SWARM Every Newspaper across the United Stated, and maybe the World!!!

SEGA MUST Recall EVERYTHING Sonic Boom and Change the Arm Colour Back IMMEDIATELY!!!

LET'S GO TO THE PRINTED PRESS EVERYWHERE ON THIS!!!}}

===Another call to arms===
{{quotebox|5 December 2014
[[File:Blarms 6.jpg|thumb|left]]
I have copied/pasted the earlier post of how and when I came about the blue armed mistake, along with a link to this group page, to SEGA Customer Service (having to use my Yahoo address, since they blocked/suspended my AOL address). Anyhow, to my utter disgust, I have received their Static Response! I will try telephoning them personally on the matter, and I urge EVERYONE ELSE TO DO THE SAME, as well as PROTEST FURTHER WITH PICKET SIGNS, POSTERS AND WHATNOT, IN FRONT OF AS MANY GAMESTOPS AND TOYS R US STORES AS POSSIBLE! TELL THEM ALL TO SEND ALL REMAINING ARTIFACTS OF SONIC BOOM BACK TO SEGA IN THE NAME OF SEGA RECALLING THE GAMES AD CARTOON TO CHANGE HIS ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!

I am unavailable to schedule such a protest in my area, due to my responsibilities at home. But I urge everyone else who are able to: SET UP AND LITERALLY PICKET PROTEST!!!}}

===More suggestions===
{{quotebox|5 December 2014
Also, Spreading the good word around; commenting and messaging others as I have? Copy/Paste the following short-but-direct message, with the link below:

SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE, AND THEY SERIOUSLY CAUSE [[autism|SENSORY OVERLOADS]] IN ME!!! SEGA NEEDS TO RECALL EVERYTHING SONIC BOOM AND CHANGE SONIC'S ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!

FOLLOW ME IN BOYCOTTING SONIC BOOM, UNTIL SEGA WISES UP, RECALLS EVERYTHING AND CHANGES HIS ARM COLOUR BACK, NOW!!!

Join My Group, FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!, and Sign Our Petition NOW!!!

https://www.facebook.com/groups/fixSonicsArmsImmediatelySEGA/}}

===Have you done what I told you to do yet?===
{{quotebox|5 December 2014
Has anyone begun rallying any Pickets and Protests at the nearby stores yet? If you are, Please do let us know on the timeline of this Group Page. I shall make it further known by personally copying it onto my own [[Facebook|Timeline]] and [[Twitter]] Feed as well.

A Second Season of the ‪#‎SonicBoom‬ show with those, UGH!!!, Blue Arms?!!! Hell No!!!

Boycott Cartoon Network With Me!!! Refuse to Watch the channel!!! Refuse to go to their Website for Any Reason as well!!! And TELL THEM TO PULL THE DAMN CARTOON FROM THE AIR AND FORCE SEGA TO RECOLOUR SONIC'S ARMS BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!}}

A fan pointed out:

{{quoteboxred|*recolor* this isn't europe.}}

Chris lashed out:

{{quotebox|The way I spell the word is irrelevant!}}

===Utterly repulsive===
Chris responded to news of a second season for the TV show:

{{quotebox|5 December 2014
[[File:GamenesiaSonicBoom.jpg|thumb]]
BOO!!! I would only permit this happening ONLY IF THEY HAVE CHANGED THE ARM COLOUR BACK FOR THE ENTIRE SERIES!!! >:(}}
{{quotebox|
And furthermore, this notion and News is most Utterly Repulsive and Inexcusible!!! >:(}}

===Silent protests are not enough===
Kenneth suggested:

{{quoteboxgreen|5 December 2014
What about like a silent protest like the armband thing. We could wear a flesh-colored armband to protest the color change in Sonic's arms. Or maybe a small picture of Sonic with flesh colored arms pinned to our shirt to get the message across. That would be something that would be clearly protected under our rights.}}

Chris disagreed:

{{quotebox|I've been Silent-But-Loud Protesting the whole time. We Need To Be LOUDLY PROTESTING!

But, you do what you want.}}

===Suggestions for getting arrested===
On 6 December, Chris gave instructions regarding specific actions his legions should take. He stickied this missive to the top of the page on 13 December.

{{quotebox|6 December 2014
EVERYONE! I am going to hand-write to SEGA about this matter, and I have just called their 1-800 number and left a message last night. I will call again middle of this coming week if they do not call me back.

I am urging everyone in the group to write and/or telephone SEGA as well, and INSIST and DEMAND upon them to Recall Everything Sonic Boom, including the cartoon and video games, and Change Sonic's Arm Colour Back Immediately!!!

Suggest for them to do the following:
-Recall ALL remaining stock of the Sonic Boom Games and Merchandise from ALL of the stores carrying them.
-On the eSHOPS, IMMEDIATELY change the initial software to reflect Sonic with his original Tan Colour Arms, as well ALL video and imagery therein on there.
-Replace ALL of their imagery and videos on their official websites and pages to reflect Sonic with the original tan colour arms as well.
-IMMEDIATELY create NEW game Cards, Discs AND Inserts with Sonic's original tan colour arms. And on the software, the arm colour MUST be there INITIALLY; BEFORE any downloaded Software Updates.
-INSTILL downloadable Software Updates for all of the already sold games to reflect Sonic Initially with tan colour arms as well.
-REMOVE the Sonic Boom Cartoon from the Television and Internet airwaves, and change ALL of the Season One Episodes for Sonic to have his Original Tan Colour Arms, and Initially make that default in ALL following Seasons of episodes, including the Second Season.
-AND They Must Announce this Recall and Update, As well as Apologies to Every Individual Person who Has Found Little to GREATEST Offense in the new Arm Colour, IMMEDIATELY, WORLDWIDE BROADCAST AND IN PRINTED MAGAZINES AND NEWSPAPERS EVERYWHERE!!!

Also, copy and paste the following true statement in your letters and telephone conversations:

"The very sight of Sonic's Blue Arms makes our ally, Christian Weston Chandler of [[Ruckersville, VA]], suffer from consistent Sensory Overloads. Upon seeing them, his brain immediately shuts down into a momentary to lengthy (depending on how long he is forced to displeasingly endure the horrific sight) state of mental paralysis. Combined with his [[Autism]], he only gets more angry as each day passes with this pair of blue arms still remains. Either the Change back to him having tan colored arms happens IMMEDIATELY, or he and our THOUSANDS to MILLIONS of allies in the Sonic the Hedgehog Loyal [[Fanbase]] will only get more Angry and Outraged to the point of coming right over there to your office and doing something Very Bad there."

Also, if somehow you have managed to receive a copy of either Sonic Boom game (no questions asked), you should SMASH the Game Disc and or Game Card, and enclose the pieces with your Letter to SEGA of America. To show them that we are Very Serious and Passionate towards Rectifying their mistake in changing Sonic's arm colour.

Below is their address, and Customer Support phone number; LET'S GIVE THEM HELL AND BACK IN FORCING THEM TO WISE UP AND CHANGE SONIC'S ARMS BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!

SEGA of America Inc.
350 Rhode Island St,
Suite 400
San Francisco, CA 94103
1-800-872-7342‬}}

A troll made a skeptical comment (since deleted), to which Chris replied:

{{quotebox|Hell, Yes! Shut the F*** Up Garrit!}}

===Not user-friendly===
Administrator Kenneth Engelhardt posted:

{{quoteboxgreen|6 December 2014
The forums are now open for registration for everybody: There is a pretty nice layout of subjects to choose from: http://www.forum.sonichenandrosechen.com/}}

Chris responded:

{{quotebox|Right now, this forum is being not user-friendly to me.}}

===Pickle reference===
{{quotebox|9 December 2014
I know well I said not to talk about the show much, or post any spoilers. This time, though, I am willing to make this exception.

I have heard that in the show, Sonic ordered a sandwich with no [[pickles]], but is served the sandwich with extra pickles. I feel neutral/indifferent about the joke. But my friend read a bit into it as a possible reference to myself, as well as a possible middle finger gesture to me from SEGA. Being Serious and Sincere, no sarcasm or jokes: what do y'all think/feel from this lame pickled vegetable joke? Answer in the comments of this post.}}
{{quotebox|Just so we are clear: I only want honest responses to the joke there. I do not want to hear anything that is said solely to get me riled up; please be genuine. Right now, I am uncertain, and that is why I add this comment now. Thank you.}}

===Update===
{{quotebox|9 December 2014
I have typed, signed, and mailed a letter to SEGA yesterday. I put in my own more immediate, raw thoughts, as well as copy/pasted from my recent posts in relation, including the list of demands for the Recall and Arm Colour Fix.

If you seriously have telephoned or written to them as well, please leave a comment on this post and let me know.}}

===A desperate plea===
{{quotebox|10 December 2014
[[File:SonicIntroduction.png|right]]
For [[Chris and religion|Christ's and God's Sake]], PLEASe CHANGE HIS ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY, Sega!!!}}

===No progress? Ugh!===
{{quotebox|11 December 2014
UUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!

Isn't there ANY News or Rumors from SEGA in any favour of changing Sonic's Arm Colour Back, or ANYTHING at all?! Lack of News on the Homefront there is distressing.}}

A troll named Chase wrote:

{{quoteboxred|Like I said, this series was a spin off. The change isnt permanent. Just a temporary thing}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|Shut the f*** up, Chase. His arm colour NOW needs to be changed back IMMEDIATELY!!! <nowiki>|:(</nowiki>}}

===Joke crap===
{{quotebox|13 December 2014
Ha. Ha. Ha. :( I was expecting some sort of Joke crap that countered my cause. I got a postcard that had written on it some crap in favour of the blue arms. Yeah. Real mature, jerk-off. (middle finger) About as mature as that.}}

===Reaching out to the Miiverse===
{{quotebox|16 December 2014
Why did I NOT think of reaching out to the [[Miiverse]] before? I did not think of it until today.

[[File:MiiverseProtest1.jpg|220px]]
[[File:MiiverseProtest2.jpg|220px]]

The text reads: "EVERYONE!!! I have Long Been Boycotting the Sonic Booms games and Cartoon Network, because of the Horrific Arm Colour Change on Sonic! The Blue Arms Seriously Causes Sensory Overloads In Me when I am forced to see the Vile Things!

"Join the Thousands of Outraged Fans by Joining Us on Facebook in our group, FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!! And help us force SEGA Change them back NOW!"}}

===Sonic's arms, fixed===
{{quotebox|19 December 2014
[[File:New Facebook 20 Dec. 2.jpg|200px|right]]
I have just taken nearly every last Blue-Arm-Bandit image on the Sonic the Hedgehog Page, and Fixed Sonic's Arm Colour Back in each of them; Let's Spam These Images To the STH Page, Cartoon Network, SEGA, and MAKE THEM SEE THAT THE ORIGINAL ARM COLOUR IS MORE ACCEPTABLE AND BEAUTIFUL THAN THE UGLY, HORRIFIC BLUE ARMS!!!

LET'S GO DO THIS THING!!!}}

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Chris added one he forgot:

{{quotebox|
[[File:Blarms 4.jpg|thumb]]}}

A fan asked:

{{quoteboxred|You're not fixing Tails' and Knuckles' arms though?}}

Another fan opined:

{{quoteboxgreen|They'd look even better if they still had shading. Of course, you'd have to use an app other than MS Paint to do that.}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|Tails and Knuckles' arms have Always been Yellow and Red; look them up. And I used Photoshop.}}

Another fellow militant suggested:

{{quoteboxred|Christian, if you're trying to make the point that his tan arms look better, wouldn't you want your examples to look as good and as close to how you'd want it as possible? Something more like this? I think that would get your point across better than simply brushing over them.
[[File:Blarms suggestion.jpg|thumb|left]]}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|Yes, but I was in a rush; feel free to add shading to what I have started. And, still SHOVE THEM DOWN SEGA'S THROATS!!!}}

===Cautious optimism===
{{quotebox|21 December 2014
This is News to me, after just now Googling "SEGA Recall Sonic Boom", I get the following article. I've read it; bugs or NOT, the Blue Arms remain the main concern. And in response to the article, I still remain unsure if this is a win on our side, considering we are looking for IMMEDIATE ARM COLOUR FIXES to the CURRENT SONIC BOOM GAME, regardless of bug patches that may have been distributed.

What I feel this tells me is that SEGA's people and crew are Cowering Behind Their Own Mothers' Dresses and Skirts in their own [[Chris and Reality|estrangements from reality]]. What a bunch of Cowards!

Let's Call Them Out on THIS in our Efforts to FORCE THEM to RECALL EVERYTHING SONIC BOOM AND CHANGE SONIC'S ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY!!! This may be a break in our turn we've been looking for.}}

At this point Chris [[26 December 2014|got arrested]]. While some group members assumed this meant he was gone forever, it turned out to be just a minor speedbump in his crusade.

On 29 December he shared [[December 2014 Facebook Posts|his synopsis]] of the incident from his personal Facebook page.
===Still here===
{{quotebox|5 January 2015
Who said I was absent? Have I Not posted recently on my own timeline?}}

===It's all SEGA's fault===
{{quotebox|5 January 2015
Anyhow, someone SHOULD definitely send word to SEGA of America and Japan of my recent misfortunes resulting from the seed event of Sonic's Arm Colour being changed. Had they Not changed the arm colour, No one would have attacked me the way He had, followed by the warning spray of the pepper from my own fears and paranoia in self-defense. And I would have had no reason to Protest the way I have.

This series of incidents definitely tops what's-his-name's whatever-he-did when they gave Sonic Green Irises for his eyes. THE green irises were an improvement; the Blue Arms are just plain Terrible and Horrific.}}
{{quotebox|Seriously, though, WHO was that dude who reacted to Sonic's eye colour change, and WHAT did he do?}}

===No one cares more than I do===
On 10 January 2015, Chris posted a reply to his 29 December summary of his arrest, hinting that he was feeling isolated:

{{quotebox|10 January 2015
Well, Anyhow, Apparently, I WAS THE ONLY PERSON AROUND TO WORK AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE ON THE ARM COLOUR ISSUE! While I HAVE stopped the in-store actions AFTER the third attack, WEEKS Ago, which was BEFORE the Ass Manager verbally attacked me, threatening me into my defensive position and action, I will tell you all something. I Did ALL of THIS, for the purpose of #SEGA changing #SonicTheHedgehog's Arm Colour Back to their original Colour in the Sonic Boom Games, Cartoon and all else therin, because I HAD CARED A LOT ABOUT THE FALL OF SONIC AND SEGA IN THIS HORRIFIC ERROR OF THEIRS!!!

And Now, because of the troubles I was forced to endure from THEIR Seed Action, the Arm Colour Change, as well as them NOT Listening to me and Ignoring Me, I would sue SEGA towards not only the reversion of Sonic's Arm Colour, still, but ALSO for Compensation and Eliminating all of my Legal Troubles and all this shit.}}

===Mario Bann===
{{quotebox|10 January 2015
Any and All posts and comments about Mario or related therein are Prohibited on this Group Page. Not to put Nintendo or the Plumber Bros down any more, The Sonic Team definitely kicks the Plumbers' butts, so Sonic will NEVER Be Dead. So Shut The Hell and Fuck Up.}}

===Yarms===
[[File:SonichuBlu.png|thumb|right|Fixed.]]
On 10 January 2015, a horrible troll posted the following offensive image:

{{quotebox|[[File:Yellow sonic.jpg|400px]]}}

Chris responded:

{{quotebox|Fuck You Hell No!!!}}

===Chris Comments on His Leaked Nintendo Roster===
Chris responds to a list of Nintendo products purportedly belonging to him and leaked to the CWCki Forums by an ostensible Nintendo of America employee on 12 January 2015.

Rather than address lowest-end estimates of several thousand dollars of tugboat money spent during the 4.5 years covered by the list, Chris focuses on two notable entries: Sonic Boom (Wii U, Physical) and Sonic Boom (3DS, digital).

{{quotebox|13 January 2015:
This is in response to the post below this one about the so-called list of my purchased Nintendo software. Direct to the point: I have sincerely NEVER purchased either Sonic Boom game. The 3DS game, however, was actually Hand Given to me as a Gift from my ex-girlfriend, [[Catherine]]'s Cousin, Al, after out bowling outing in Early December, 2014; Last Month.

I have registered the 3DS card through my Club Nintendo account, and explicitly told them in the survey that game Was Gifted to me; I Had Not Purchased it, period. And I Had shortly after received a copy of the Wii U Game In the Mail. I had disposed of the envelope, because there was no return address. I Would have registered that as well, but there as NO Club Nintendo code enclosed. I have Never booted or played either game, and I certainly never have inserted either card or disc into any of my handhelds or consoles at all ever. And to spare having it quoted in the comments below this point, or in any future comments and posts in this group or on my page: Being Gifted the thing you are protesting against against your initial will, regardless of acceptance out of being polite or whatever, it does NOT Change my position or anything integral of the Protest that I Have personally started and still am working towards the cause, period.

SEGA!!! CHANGE SONIC'S ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY!!! YOUR BLUE ARMS HAVE HURT NOT ONLY ME IN A NUMBER OF GREAT WAYS, BUT COUNTLESS OTHER PEOPLE (GREATER THAN A THOUSAND INDIVIDUALS) AS WELL!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR LACK OF RECALL AND CORRECTIONS!!!}}

===Our boycott is working===
Chris linked to an article stating that SEGA was downsizing and laying off 300 people, and posted:

{{quotebox|2 February 2015
Regardless of SEGA downsizing, Which I feel our boycotting has brought into play, we Have made SEGA take notice of their Mistake in changing Sonic's Arm Colour among this turn of events. And THEY still CAN create and distribute Downloable Update Data for BOTH Sonic Boom Games to change his Arm Colour Back within at the very least.}}

===More good news===
In response to an article titled, "Head of Sonic Team Says Sonic Will Appear Again on Home Consoles," Chris wrote:

{{quotebox|2 March 2015
This is good news; I feel a little better now. Now, we're still waiting for SEGA to Fix Sonic's Arm Colour in Sonic Boom Games and TV Show.}}

===Sega responds===
On 9 March, Chris discovered a snail-mail letter he had received over a month earlier:

{{quoteboxred|
[[File:SEGA Letter.jpeg|thumb|left]]

Kesshite (Kathrine) Buruamuzu

Character Design Liaison

Sega of America, Inc.

350 Rhode Island Street, Suite 400

San Francisco, CA 94103

February 3, 2015

Dear Mr. Chandler,

My name is Kesshite Buruamuzu, but here in America I go by [[Catherine|Katherine]]. I'm the Character Design Liaison for SEGA of America, which means I am responsible for addressing any and all issues arising from the use, misuse, and design of our characters.

I've been made aware that you are the leader of the current boycott of the Sonic Boom franchise due to changes in the Sonic character, specifically, the change from tan arms to blue arms. As I'm sure you've seen on the news, your boycott had been particularly effective! In addition to poor sales and many returns of Sonic Boom merchandise, we've had to replace in store promotional materials, replace missing Sonic Boom games from retail shelves, and hire extra cleaning crews to clean glitter bombs from our offices.

I'm please to tell you that SEGA of America has heard your issues with the Sonic Boom franchise, and has decided to act to alleviate the issue you have so clearly established. We will be making a herculean effort to address the abomination of Sonic's blue arms, and will be taking every step possible to accede to your wishes.

Unfortunately, due to both contractual and technical limitations, we are unable to recall all Sonic Boom merchandise. However, we have a compromise solution that we feel will address all of the issues with the game and the associated materials.

Beginning on March 31, 2015, we will be recalling all Sonic franchise material produced before the release of Sonic Boom, and releasing online updates for the previously produced games, in order to update the outdated Sonic material with the current blue armed paradigm. This includes all Sonic merchandise, including but not limited to games, apps, comics, books, television shows and specials, commercials, books, stickers, dolls and action figures, and keychains. We will be removing all of the tan armed depictions of sonic and replacing them with the new and improved blue armed look.

We would like to invite you to a Blue Armed Rebranding Ceremony on March 31 at SEGA headquarters in San Francisco. We will provide free accommodations at the Fairmont, a Five Star hotel, for you and one guest, you will have to provide your own transportation. Please RSVP by February 10, 2015.

If you have any questions, I can be reached at 1-800-872-7342

Thank you for your patronage

(signed signature) Kesshite Buruamuzu

Kesshite (Kathrine) Buruamuzu}}

He posted this letter to the group with the comment:

{{quotebox|9 March 2015
Officially from the SEGA Office; Our Boycott found results, but THEY Misinterpreted and are doing the very OPPOSITE of What we wanted! Changing the PAST stuff of Sonic to have Blue Arms! WHAT THE F***ING HELL?!!! This is NOT GOOD! >:(}}

He proceeded to forward this letter to the personal Facebook timelines of Kenneth and [[Anna McLerran|Anna]] along with the command:

{{quotebox|
Viral the HELL out of this, IMMEDIATELY! Sega is pushing in the WRONG Direction!}}

Anna simply responded:

{{quoteboxred|
Fake.}}

Chris soon deleted the letter. It is interesting to note that ''kesshite'' (決して) is the Japanese for "never", while ''buruamuzu'' resembles a ''[[Wikipedia:Wasei-eigo|Wasei-eigo]]'' rendering of "blue arms."

===Sonic Synergy===
On 28 April, Chris posted without comment a link to an article on the "SEGA Nerds" site entitled, "Sonic Boom was originally called Sonic Synergy." The article noted that in the early concept art, Sonic's arms were still tan.

===Fire, Ice, and Autism===
[[File:FireandIceBoycott.jpg|thumb|200px|right|The new cover photo, briefly, for June 2015.]]
On 9 June, Chris learned that a new Sonic Boom game, Fire & Ice, was in the pipeline. Chris had the following response, which he also posted on his personal page and spammed to a number of Sonic sites:

{{quotebox|9 June 2015
Hell No!!! Still with the Blue Arms?!!! Ugh! SEGA, Does my Protest and Jail Time And Court Trouble Result NOT resonate with you at all? Don't Y'all EVER FREAKING LISTEN AND LEARN?!!!

[[GameStop|GameStops]], [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Marts]], [[Get-Tar Region|Targets]], Toys "R" Us, [[Best Buy|Best Buys]], and all stores that sells video games, PLEASE, DO NOT STOCK, PRESELL, OR SELL THIS GAME!!! SEGA Needs to Listen AND Learn!!! The Protest and Boycott Continues and Resumes!!!

(Although, I, myself, am forced to be physically inactive, locally to me, in the protest; I will not be posting any physical notes or bills in any store, whatsoever)

<nowiki>**groan**</nowiki>

https://www.facebook.com/groups/fixSonicsArmsImmediatelySEGA/

https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/870258009735346}}

He followed this up with a question:

{{quotebox|9 June 2015
I have a question that could use an update: What is SEGA of America's new US Mail address? All I know is they are not located at 350 Rhode Island Street anymore, and that they were moving to southern California.}}

===Payback Time===
Chris left this post on his personal page as well.

{{quotebox|9 June 2015
[[File:SonicNoArms (pic only).jpg|thumb|left|200px]]
I protested peacefully and bold; I get banned from the local Four [[GameStop|GameStops]], and rebanned from [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square]]I ended up in jail for a weekend, along with court troubles; someone got a mild amount of pepper spray.

Time healed me some and I was recovering and doing better. Now, ANOTHER BLUE ARMED GAME IS BEING MADE?!!!

‪<nowiki>#‎SEGA</nowiki>‬ has ruined a peaceful, pleasant life for me again. It is Payback Time!

‪#‎SonicBoom‬

‪#‎FixSonicsArmsImmediatelySEGA‬}}

===Just Ten Reasons===
Apparently in response to the criticism that he was demanding the impossible, Chris countered:

{{quotebox|12 June 2015
The Requests WERE reasonable; Update the games to change the colour back, and change the colour back in the cartoon.

If SEGA can give me Ten valid Reasons (with at lease One Good Reason) to justify the arm colour change (no less), NOT counting to "Modernize" Sonic or to make Sonic "appealing to the younger generations", I may reconsider. And I want their response on Their Official Facebook Page's Timeline. Twitter does not count.}}

He then stickied this post and added a link to SEGA's Facebook page.

===Back to MS Paint===
On 13 June 2015, Chris uploaded two photos featuring more reverse-alterations of Sonic's arms, choosing one of them for the group photo.

[[File:FireandIceB.jpg|thumb|center]] [[File:FireandIceA.jpg|thumb|center]]

===The End for Real?===
On 2 [[October 2015]], Chris posted:
{{quotebox|2 October 2015
[[File:Sonic Amiibo.jpg|thumb|left|250px]]
This is the Final Update for this Protest Group.

Regardless of circumstances and bad outcomes/tidings, it is confirmed that Sonic's arms Will be back to their original colour in the next Sonic Game: Sonic & Mario at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games.

After this visual confirmation, I have found solace and satisfaction for the ending result.

I wish to thank every person who Actually helped in the protest against the blue arms in the Sonic Boom games, cartoon and all of that.

We have found success in our protest. It is good.}}

Fellow protesters quickly informed Chris that this Amiibo was in fact a fake fan creation, but he didn't seem to care.

The following day he added:

{{quotebox|3 October 2015
Now, to allow myself to catch up, aside from YouTube and CartoonNetwork, is Sonic Boom being streamed on Netflix, Hulu, or what?}}

==External Links==
[https://www.facebook.com/groups/fixSonicsArmsImmediatelySEGA/?pnref=lhc The Facebook group]

{{SonicBoomSaga}}
{{Social media}}

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Kiwi Farms

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Naryboo: /* External links */ Updating to use current st domain

:''This article is about the Kiwi Farms message board. For the original forum it expanded on and replaced, see [[CWCki Forums]]. For the Kiwi Farms splinter forum, see [[CWCki Club]].
{{quote|THANKS A LOT YOU GOD DAMNED BUNCH OF BASTARDOUS CHILDREN!!! Her Life Is Ruined!!! And It was My Fault for TRYING TO MAKE PEACE WITH YOU LOT!!! I Really Wish I Never Created THIS New Account and Tried to Reach Out!!!|[[Chris]], posting on Kiwi Farms during the [[Jessica Quinn]] saga<ref name="curse">[[Kiwi Farms posts (LegendaryChristorian)#I CURSE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU ALL!!! To Hell, Back, Hell, Back, and Hell Again!!!]]</ref>}}

[[File:Kiwi farms logo.png|thumb]]
[[File:JailArt9-13-22.jpeg|thumb|Chris comments on the 'fall' of Kiwi Farms in September 2022]]

'''Kiwi Farms''' (also known as '''KF''', '''The Farms''' and '''Kiwi'''), is a gossip forum which focuses on lolcows (people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs) in general and not just Chris. It is owned and managed by [[Null|Joshua "Null" Moon]], who had taken over hosting of the [[CWCki Forums]] before rebranding it into Kiwi Farms in [[February 2015]]. The new name came from [[speech impediment|the way several lolcows mispronounced "CWCki Forums"]].

For reasons unrelated to Chris, the forum has become extremely controversial in recent years and is frequently a target of {{w|Denial-of-service attack|DDoS}} attacks and deplatforming efforts. In the early [[2020s]], it found itself on and off the {{w|Clearnet (networking)|Clearnet}} and between different domain names, but remained consistently accessible via {{w|Tor (network)|Tor}}. More recently, however, the site has proven more stable and has remained consistently accessible on the Clearnet.

==Chris's forum account==
[[File:CWC Kiwi Farms avatar.jpg|thumb|Chris's forum avatar.]]
On 4 October 2017, a user going by the name "LegendaryChristorian" began a thread on the Christian Weston Chandler board on the forum. While a few speculated about it being a [[ween]], [[Null]], the head admin, quickly confirmed that it was indeed Chris.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Confirming LegendaryChristorian]]</ref> Under this account, Chris received questions to which he responded in a [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A 1‎‎|livestreamed Q&A video]].

His motivation for joining and holding the Q&A was to reach out to trolls and try to satiate their curiosity about his life by answering their questions, in the hopes that they wouldn't bother [[Jessica Quinn]].<ref>[[Misc texts#Desiree Delightful]]</ref> However, since Quinn was herself a troll, the interaction with the Farms instead proved instrumental in her breaking up with Chris on 5 October, after which he made a final, angry post on the forum before cursing it in [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|another video]].
===Posts===
{{main|Kiwi Farms posts (LegendaryChristorian)}}

===DMs===
On 16 [[July 2020]], Chris logged into his Kiwi Farms account and had a conversation with [[Null]]. Chris, wanting to role-play, rambled for paragraphs on being possessed by Sonichu, lore involving [[Jacob Sockness]], and the [[Iron Curtain]]. Null replied that he would not be playing along with the game.<ref>[[Null DMs#Chris wants to role-play]]</ref>

===Lurking===
{{quote|Chris doesn't read your posts|A somewhat inaccurate line from the forum guidelines.}}
[[File:CWC - Kiwi Farms login 26 Dec 2020.png|thumb|200px|Chris logging in to view a thread in December 2020.]]
Much like with the [[CWCki Forums]], Chris has occasionally been known to lurk on Kiwi Farms.

In [[May 2015]], after posting some photos to Facebook showing what he believed to be progress on his gender transition, Chris viewed the forum thread on it and was elated when a user commented "he looks like a D cup now".<ref>[[May 2015 Facebook posts#Chris Takes Hormones]]</ref>

In [[August 2017]], Chris, feeling refreshed after his trip to [[BronyCon]], browsed the thread on it. On Facebook, he made a few posts responding to commentary and thanking users for featuring his photos.<ref>[[August 2017 Facebook posts#Good joke]]</ref> In the same month, he referred to the Random Chris Updates thread to help prove a ween was trying to impersonate [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]].<ref>[[August 2017 tweets#Outsmarted a ween, with help of Kiwi Farms]]</ref>

In [[October 2017]], Chris stated that he believed [[Jessica Quinn]] was not a troll because conversations between them hadn't been leaked, and he specified that he had not seen any such leaks on the Farms.<ref>[[Jessica Quinn#Not quite over her]]</ref>

In [[January 2019]], a Kiwi Farms thread was posted, in which logs from [[The Sons of the Miscreants]] Discord server were attached showing [[MKRNightVee]] making fun of Chris and coordinating with server members on how to approach Chris through his ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' delusions. [[Tings Tingz]] DM'd Chris and attempted to warn him of MKR's comments, linked him to the thread, and urged him to cut ties with her. However, Chris disregarded the warning, complaining, "My head hurts."<ref>[[Tings Tingz DMs#Pre-Block Chats]]</ref>

On 4 [[December 2020]], Chris logged in to search for ''[[SNT Vs Sonichu]]'' fanfic writer [[Opuscon789]]'s posts and read them, since he had been harboring a grudge against Opuscon789 over the direction of the fanfic. Chris also tried to see if [[ProjectSNT]], an artist he was obsessing over, had a Kiwi Farms account but found she did not.<ref>[[The Place chats - ProjectSNT#Browsing Kiwi Farms]]</ref>

On 26 [[December 2020]], Chris logged in to view a thread on Kiwi Farms member blank's fancomic ''The Real Sonichu'', at [[Naught]]'s recommendation.<ref>[[The Place chats (December 2020)#The Real Sonichu Fancomic]]</ref>

===Forum ratings===
[[File:Chris rating doopie's posts.png |thumb]]

Chris rated several of [[DoopieDoOver]]'s posts from the end of the [[Jessica Quinn]] saga, the only ones he has rated so far.

*Like

{{quoteboxgreen|at least that would be more interesting than this god damned shitfest<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sorry-ill-take-you-back-10-06-2017.34971/page-12#post-2657767</ref>}}

*Like

{{quoteboxgreen|I know I said I wouldn't come back and post, but this whole saga is really upsetting me. While I don't agree with a lot of the trolling and fucking with him for the lulz, this is going too far. Even if it's supposed to be a "troll", this is pretty fucked up and it hurts to watch. I can't stand to see someone with a disability be emotionally abused and manipulated like this. [[Jessica Quinn|She]]'s not even a funny troll. She could have at least gone on the date they planned, but she dipped out because she's a pussy.

I actually really feel bad for Chris.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/posts/2657755/</ref>}}

*Optimistic

{{quoteboxgreen|At this point, do you really think he's capable of growing and learning?<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sorry-ill-take-you-back-10-06-2017.34971/page-12#post-2657780</ref>}}

==Other mentions by Chris==
On 6 [[December 2020]], in [[The Place]], Chris laid out a scheme to manipulate [[Opuscon789]] into revising ''[[SNT Vs Sonichu]]'' towards Chris's favor. He asked [[MKRNightVee]] to contact Opuscon, hoping she would then influence his writing. Chris considered that MKR might "be putting yourself at risk of being further bullied by the other Haters and taunted on the Kiwi, and whatever", but believed he would be able to exploit his relationship with Kiwi Farms owner [[Null]], adding, "Although, all of you are already reading on the Kiwi and know Josh, so he’s kind of a buffer shield."<ref>[[The Place chats - ProjectSNT and Opuscon789#Scheming against Opuscon and his fanfic]]</ref> This plan did not materialize, since [[Naught]] decided to attempt to harass Opuscon via Kiwi Farms DMs instead.<ref>[[The Place chats - ProjectSNT and Opuscon789#Dox of Opuscon]]</ref>

On 13 [[September 2022]]. Chris drew a [[Jail Art]] comic depicting a fenced-off Kiwi Farms, a reference to the deplatform campaign against the forum at the time. In a speech bubble, Chris calls Kiwi Farms a "left behind cesspool".<ref>[[:File:JailArt9-13-22.jpeg]]</ref>

In [[The Chris Chan Interview]] from 16 [[January 2024]], Chris thanked host [[Keffals]] for taking Kiwi Farms down a "massive peg", again referencing the deplatform campaign which Keffals had helped lead.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:KiwiFarmsTShirt.jpg|Art commission of Chris in a Kiwi Farms shirt, drawn for the [[Everfree Northwest]] fundraiser.
File:NotBradGarrett.jpg|Another commission drawing of Chris wearing the Kiwi Farms logo.
File:Kiwi Farms Gardening.jpg|Commission drawing of [[Null]]'s forum avatar and Chris-assigned ponysona.
</gallery></center>

==See also==
* [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE]]
* [[CWCki Club]]
* [[CWCki Forums]]
* [[Kiwi Farms silver coin]]
* [[Guard Dogs]]
* [[Null]]

{{references}}

==External links==
*[https://kiwifarms.st/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ The Chris subforum on the Kiwi Farms]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiwi_Farms Wikipedia article about the Kiwi Farms]

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[[Category: Websites]]

Guitar Hero

2025-03-13T16:32:02Z

Naryboo: The Guitar Hero link is dead, redirects to a support article about the newest game GH Live and internet archive has no archive of it so i just removed it

{{taxpayermoney}}

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[[Image:Chrisguitarhero.png|thumb|Chris, as he imagines himself to look.]]
[[Image:CWCGitarPlaying.jpg|thumb|Chris, as he is in reality]]

'''''Guitar Hero''''' is a series of music rhythm video games where one uses a guitar-shaped controller to activate the notes of a song as they scroll down the screen, similar to ''Dance Dance Revolution'' and its dance pad controller. Being one who enjoys [[Chris and music|music]], [[Chris]] undoubtedly bought many games in the franchise during its lifetime.

==History==
Chris owns a ''Dance Dance Revolution'' set-up, as well as other popular music games like ''[[SingStar Challenge|SingStar]]''. While ''DDR'' and many [[Wii Remote of Fail|Wii]] games involve actual movement, sometimes to the point of players breaking a sweat, ''Guitar Hero'' remains the only game which Chris has mentioned using for exercise, even though ''DDR'' has an exercise mode and the Wii has numerous actual exercise titles. Specifically, Chris has stated several times that ''Guitar Hero'' is good for his health, because he has to stand up to play it, "and move a bit for fun and movement."<ref>[[Mailbag 2#The Guitar Hero workout|Mailbag #2]]</ref> Chris's reasoning either comes from his autistic mind believing that any muscle movement at all is exercise, or him being so [[Obesity|fat]] and [[Chris and health|lazy]] that standing up actually takes effort. Because standing still and pressing buttons on a plastic guitar is far less strenuous than moving your feet on a dance pad, Chris has favored ''Guitar Hero'' more, and has made references to it several times throughout his many works.

Data from his [[PlayStation Network]] account reveals that Chris spent nearly [[Chris and money|$500]] downloading new songs to play in various ''Guitar Hero'' games. By comparison, he spent a little more than $50 on downloads for its closest rival in the music game market, ''Rock Band''.

Chris has appeared to show some decent skill level in ''Guitar Hero'' games. Even when [[Asperchu|rivals]] poke fun at conspiracies behind mysterious orange notes (if you catch their drift), Chris has been able to survive songs on hard difficulty, as shown in some of his videos. Sneakily enough, he just says the expert difficulty "is good"<ref>[[Common Questions#07 January 2010|Common Questions, 7 January 2010]]</ref> – we have never known if he ''routinely'' plays on expert or not.

==Delusion==
Actual guitarists have said that ''Guitar Hero'' doesn't help you learn to play guitar, and have themselves struggled playing the game--they said they needed to first forget everything about how to play guitar. Even those who enjoy the game are aware that mashing buttons on a plastic guitar neither looks or functions like a real guitar fretboard. The controller has little in common with instruments that actually ''do'' feature buttons, such as the keyboard or trumpet. There's also no consistency between the ingame buttons and the actual notes being played.

Chris, however, seems to believe that playing ''Guitar Hero'' is a feat on par with playing a genuine guitar. For example, in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris takes his PS3 and Gitar of Fail with him on his band tour. During [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], he also explains that [[Blanca]] plays the ''Guitar Hero'' for [[Jiggliami]]'s band, which implies that the band only performs covers of songs from the games. In the ''SingStar'' Challenge, Chris specifically forbade the use of real instruments as well as ''Guitar Hero'' guitars. In what may be the most mind-blowing example yet, Chris dismissed a real, actual, non-video-game-controller guitar as a "[[Katie Bay E-mails 3#31 July|Wooden Nickel]]".

Because Chris thinks he's talented in every respect, he also loves to pretend he's a musical [[geinus]], evident with his virtual band [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] wherein he tunelessly wails over low-quality recordings of popular pop songs. However, because he doesn't know how to play an instrument, he feels the need to justify himself by claiming ''Guitar Hero'' gives him musical ability. We can only wonder what ''exactly'' was going through his head when he shredded with mad apathy in the notorious "[[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|Holding Out for a Hero]]" music video (the song itself has no guitars), and wonder whether he can tell his "guitar" doesn't make any sounds besides plastic clacking in his cover of "[[100 2266|Don't Laugh at Me]]".

The ''Guitar Hero'' games, later entries in particular, base themselves around the idea that rock music can do anything, as seen in classic rock videos and album covers. Chris has seemingly taken inspiration from this for his comics, such as ''Sonichu'' #10, where he uses the Power of Rock to demolish the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building.

Chris has also developed a [[Chris and reality|completely groundless belief]] that standing on one leg and moving a little while playing ''Guitar Hero'' amounts to [[Chris and health|tremendous physical exercise]].<ref>[[Mailbag_2#The_Guitar_Hero_workout]]</ref><ref>[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]</ref>

==GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes==
[[Image:CWCGUITARHERO.jpg|thumb|right|This image was apparently worth $400.]]
The ''GameStop "Be a Star" Sweepstakes'' was a competition run by the video game retailer [[GameStop]] to promote ''Guitar Hero: World Tour'', which Chris entered around October [[2008]]. The competition required the entrants to send in a photograph of themselves in a "guitar hero pose", and people would vote in a poll to determine the best one, with the winner receiving a $400 GameStop gift certificate.

Rumors also circulated that the winner would star in the game. Several [[trolls]] caught sight of Chris's entry and encouraged people to vote for him by posting on [[4-cent_garbage.com|/b/]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]], in hopes that gamers everywhere would help permanently mar Guitar Hero's legacy with Chris's fat autistic presence. These rumors however, proved to be incorrect.

Despite some disputes between trolls as well as some warnings to GameStop's management about what was transpiring, Chris went on to win the competition.

In his [[CWC Update 28 December 2008|28 December 2008 update]] he thanked his fans for voting for him, and announced that the $400 gift card would be shared with the congregation of his church. Chris ended up spending a little less than half on his congregation, buying them a copy of ''[[Animal Crossing]] City Folk'' ($50), plus two copies of ''Wii Music'' ($100) with a Wii Speak accessory ($30) for a grand total of $180. The remaining $220 went to himself.<ref>[[Emily_Date_Conversation_Transcript#Chris's card game history (0:55:24–0:59:24)|Emily date, 03-19-09]] "Yeah, yeah, I spent it on myself. I got some Wii games for myself, Country Music and Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess." "Uh, no, it wasn't-it wasn't like 10 or 15, I'd say it's more like, uh, five or eight."</ref>

Although his victory is largely considered a major failure in trolling efforts, it did have the unintended side effect of [[Chris and his Ego|reaffirming]] Chris's [[Chris and reality|belief]] that he has a huge thriving [[True and Loyal Fanbase]]. This made trolling somewhat easier, as Chris was even more inclined to open up to his supposed legions of fans. Some trolls have used his victory in the contest as leverage to guilt him into doing things like giving interviews or drawing more [[comic]]s.

==Sonichu and Chris-chan in ''Guitar Hero World Tour''==
On 27 October [[2008]], Chris uploaded [[Sonichu & Chris Chan in Guitar Hero World Tour|a video]] showing off the custom ''[[Sonichu]]'' crap that he added to the game. As in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], he portrays himself as thin and fit. While this is partly because that game doesn't have an "unpleasant, fat" character model, it would still be possible for Chris to give his in-game self some degree of huskiness if he had any sense of his personal appearance.

{{tinyquote|I've created the Sonichu Band Icon from scratch, as well as my Character and Guitar. Enjoy the further testaments of my capabilities and creativity in tune to Pat Benatar's "Heartbreaker." Also, I am up in [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|the "Auditions" on Gamestop.com]]; please Vote for [[:Image:CWCGUITARHERO.jpg|my Rockin' Picture]] to get me as a Playable Character with Sonichu & Rosechu in my Band in a Future Guitar Hero Game.|Original video description, 27 October 2008}}

==Bandmates==
[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|150px|Music is just another way to get [[china]] for Chris.]]
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Video games are no longer the passive form of entertainment they used to be--they're also a breeding ground for the creativity of the gamers. Like all enthusiastic gamers, Chris unleashes the full force of his creativity and puts a lot of thought into his video game play to get maximum satisfaction out of these games. Unfortunately, this is obviously not going to work as well as it does for some other, more gifted people.

''Guitar Hero'' games allow a great degree of fun but purely visual cosmetic customization, such as creating virtual band members. In yet another feeble attempt to prove he's not a [[homo]], Chris's bandmates are all women, because what [[gal-pal|girl]] wouldn't want to jam with the [[Autism|artistic]] genius that is Christian Weston Chandler? He also picked some very odd names for these characters, with the [[Niggos|black one]] oddly getting a [[Michael Snyder|Jew]][[Chris and race|ish]] surname.

{{-}}

<center><gallery>
Image:ZuriAlryte.jpg|'''Zuri Alryte''': She ''may'' have a charming personality, but until she ''shows'' it, people will only remember the [[duck|waterfowl]]-up-the-skirt picture.
Image:KieraBei.jpg|'''Kiera Bei''': No doubt a lady of diverse emotions, ''all of them'' expressed ''at the same time'' on her face.
Image:JodyZimmerman.jpg|'''Jody Zimmerman''': Without the Rule 34 pic, we'd have no idea if she was even really a woman.
</gallery></center>

Though this might not seem too ridiculous at first glance, two facts make it worse. First, the first we heard of these bandmates was through a leaked Rule 34 picture. Among fiction writers, blatantly pornographic imagery is hardly considered the best way to introduce new characters to the world (though some may argue it's probably the most profitable). Chris drew himself having sex with these virtual women, and proceeded to make a [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009|video]] about it, announcing it as a testament to his straightness.

Secondly, he seemed to be a little bit too preoccupied with the idea, to the point that people begun to think he ''really believed'' he bonked these nonexistent chicks.

{{quote|Would I be having sex with 3 WOMEN?!|Chris, [[Chris and reality|forgetting ''Guitar Hero'' is a video game and those women are fictional]]}}

==See also==
*[[Gitar of Fail]]
*[[Chris and music]]

== Sources ==
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:''This page is about the affair itself. For the leaks in which Chris describes incestuous acts, see [[Incest Call]] and [[Incest Texts]]. For the subsequent legal consequences, see [[Jail Saga]]. For Chris's general stance on incest, see [[Chris and sex#Incest|here]].''

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{{Misinfo|Chris has a felony charge of incest, not rape. This page discusses whether the affair was consensual or not, but ultimately can not confirm or deny it. No matter what you believe, please ''avoid calling Chris a rapist on this wiki'' unless he is officially charged or confirmed to have raped Barb.}}

{{quote|Anyhow, who among Everyone in this world has not had a dream of having sex with one of their parents? Never acting on them ever, [[Honest Content|I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother]].|Chris on [[Facebook]] in [[2016]]. Chris would act on his instincts five years later.<ref name=dream>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts]]</ref>}}
{{quote|You're supposed to say: "Turn me loose, you silly goose!" '''...You used to do that more flirtingly.'''|Chris while forcefully embracing [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] on a [[Twitch#CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys|Twitch stream]], indirectly warning us of what was to come.}}
[[File:SoulBonding.jpg|thumb|An artist's interpretation of the act. ([[For Julie's Eyes Only|We can only imagine that Chris shouted "BARBAAAY!" at least once when this happened.]])]]
For years, trolls joked that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], in his desperation to find a [[boyfriend-free girl]], would eventually turn to [[Barbara|his mom]] based on his occasional off‐putting comments about her and their constant proximity to one another. Few thought he would ever go through with the act, though — but Chris found a way to surprise and horrify everybody.

Chris and Barb's '''incestuous affair''' most likely began on 27 [[June 2021]],<ref name=call>[[Incest call#Transcript]]</ref><ref name=wct/> but [[June 2021 social media posts|his social media presence in]] earlier in the month, may hint at an earlier start to the affair. As early as 22 June, he began addressing Barbara by the unsettling pet name of "Barbie Chan", which may have indicated when he began to get intimate with her. After this date Chris claimed that he had sex with her once every three nights until being forcibly stopped by being removed from the house.

On 27 July 2021, during a call with [[Isabella Loretta Janke|Isabella "Bella" Loretta Janke]], [[Honest Content|Chris revealed the details of his sexual activities with his mother of his own volition]],<ref>[[WCT DMs#Asking about Incest Call leak]]</ref> also discussing it in text messages later that day. In those, Chris discussed stimulating his elderly mother with his hands, performing cunnilingus on her, and having penetrative sex with her.<ref name=deviant>[[Incest Texts]]</ref> He claimed that Barbara compared him favorably to her previous sexual partners, including Chris's father [[Bob]], who had been unable to provide her with an orgasm or stimulate her {{w|G-spot}}.

Files were leaked to the public the following night,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/oudn5m/chris_chan_admits_to_having_sex_with_his_mother/</ref> and social workers removed Chris from Barbara on the morning of 30 July.

In early August 2021, Chris was [[Jail Saga|arrested, officially charged with one count of incest, and was held without bail]] until [[April 2023]].

Chris has [[Affair with Mother#Chris's Comments on the Affair post-incarceration|commented on the charges against him]] numerous times since his arrest.

Chris's incest charges were dropped in August 2023.
==Background and foreshadowing==
{{Needs Updating|[[Lonely feelings]], [[Teen Troon Squad chats]]}}

[[File:July28BeautyArtwork.jpg|thumb|left|400px|Note the talk of "soul bonding" in the right-hand corner.]]

In general, the relationship between Chris and his mother has always been seen as a "little too close", likely due to his mother's overly coddling nature towards him in his early life all through to his adulthood mixed with the emotionally abusive control tactics she implemented against both him and Bob. It was keenly noted during the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie Saga]] that Chris had used the words "[[darling]]" and "dear", commonly reserved for romantic relationships, to refer to his mother.

Many Christorians have noted that potential hints or patterns that would indicate sexual activity between Chris and his mother have been made previously. In a [[PVCC NEW info: on Chris and Barbara spoon eachother!|2010 voice chat]] between various [[PVCC]] forum members, [[Kim Wilson]] talked about a discussion where Chris revealed he was spooning his mother on a regular basis. She also revealed that Chris told her that he'd once had a [[Dreams|wet dream]] about Barb as an Egyptian belly dancer. When asked by Emily if he'd repopulate the planet if he and his mother were the only two people left in existence, Chris went silent and then denied any desire to have sex with his mother.

[[File:CWCTablet25Jul2021.jpg|thumb|"Top 10 Hottest Anime Moms Ever", a video Chris watched on 25 July 2021, days before he bragged about incestuous acts on his mother.<ref>Date can be seen in [[:File:SuitressTablet.jpg]]</ref>]]

As early as October 2015, the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] noted that at Chris's plea arrangement for the [[pepper spray]] incident, Chris and his mother were touching each other in an unusually intimate and inappropriate fashion.<ref>[[26 December 2014#15 October Hearing]]</ref> As recently as 2019, Chris, whilst roleplaying as [[Magi-Chan]], referred to his mother as a "guilty pleasure waifu''[sic]''". Furthermore, in August 2016, Chris admitted to having [[Dreams#Mother_dreams|dreams of having sex with his mother]] in a Facebook post stating that "I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother".<ref name=dream></ref> Troll [[Arthur Spatchcock]] disclosed on the Kiwi Farms that following the [[2014 house fire]], Chris and his mother were routinely spooning. At the time, Chris denied any impropriety, stating "I am not a '[[wikipedia:Norman Bates|Bates]]'. OMG."<ref>[[Misc texts]]</ref>

According to both [[Bella]] and [[MKRNightVee]], Chris brought up the dreams of sex with his mother again to them in private conversations. In a 19 [[July 2021]] conversation with the [[Chess Club]] Discord server, Bella mentioned that Chris, during his phase of [[role-play]]ing as Sonichu, brought up that he had a dream of having sex with his mother, to which Bella replied that it was weird and questioned what it meant, to which an offended Chris asked if she was calling Chris weird.<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Suicide Plan Claims]]</ref> On 30 [[July 2021]], MKR commented about the leak of the incest news, and mentioned that Chris had told her about sexual dreams with his mother, and that MKR dismissed it as one of Chris's many crazy dreams.<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1421182090586988549 (archive: https://archive.ph/Scjbk)</ref>

[[July 2021 social media posts#Beauty artwork|Chris released a piece of artwork on his Twitter feed]] on 28 [[July 2021]], showing "soul-bonding" between an elderly Libra woman (which Barb is) and a younger woman that suspiciously looks like [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's fictionalized counterpart]], clandestinely hinting at the horrifying affair that was just days from being revealed (the only major inconsistency is that Chris is a Pisces and appears elsewhere in the picture with the correct sign). [[The Suitress]] had also posted a screen cap of a video on Reddit, which Chris claimed that he had watched days prior to his affair being revealed.

Chris had stated [[Lonely feelings|in a conversation]] he had with [[Watchmen]] members that he had feelings of loneliness, and had wanted to get action on with a real, physical woman. Unfortunately for everyone, Chris's desires would lead him to a very dark place.

== The affair ==

On 27 June 2021, Chris began to engage in incest with his mother.<ref name=call/><ref name=wct>[[WCT DMs#New sweetheart]]</ref> Chris claimed he "approached her with care and caution," and that Barb even made the "first move."<ref name=call/>

When pressed for details on the dirty deed, Chris has shown an unsurprising lack of [[Chris and remorse|remorse]] for his actions, stating that his actions were ordained by [[Chris and religion|GodJesus Himself]]. If anything, he was more upset that [[Bella]], [[Null]], [[Dillin]], and other people ratted him out [[Honest Content|after he provided a confession to a felony]].<ref>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref><ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]</ref>

=== The gory details ===

{{Protip|[[Fabricated BDSM texts|Texts purporting BDSM roleplay]] are fakes doctored by Bella. With that said, this list is still not entirely reliable, as details may vary and because Chris is [[List of Chris's lies|typically not interested in honesty in these scenarios]].}}
[[File:SurrealIncest.png|thumb|A surreal depiction of the events]]
In case you have some kind of morbid curiosity of how the affair could have went down, here is a list of "activities" that Chris had allegedly done to/with his mother:

#'''Massages'''<ref>[[July 2021 social media posts#Signature sex move]]</ref> - Presumably full body ones since it included her thighs (and her face for some reason); this is probably the same type of massage he gave to [[Mia Hamm]]. Chris also claimed in a chat with [[The WCT]] that he had bought massaging oil, and made the claim that it is perfect to use on one's lover. <ref>[[WCT DMs#Massage oil and dream]]</ref>
#'''Kissing''' - Apparently did not involve tongues.
#'''Outer Course''' - Rubbing her pussy with his fingers and hands, this happened at least twice before the next step, probably more.
#'''Intercourse''' - By this, he means fingering her, it apparently hurt her when he did so.
#'''Cunnilingus''' - Eating her out, [[Chris and his ego|claims he's good at it]]. No information about if she returned the favor. <ref name=deviant/>
#'''Penetration''' - Vaginal, apparently with the use of a condom, he proceeded to get himself tested for STI's afterwards anyway.
#'''Cuddling''' - According to a letter from jail, Chris supposedly "cuddled" with Barb in the times of incest.<ref name=letter>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref>

According to [[Null]], Chris had been buying large amounts of sex toys and lingerie from [[Adam & Eve]] for several months prior to committing his acts. What sex toys Chris potentially used, if any, is uncertain.

===Negligee===
{{Main|Negligee}}
[[File:CWCWithFanJun27.png|thumb|100px|left|A photo of Chris wearing the negligee in front of a fan.]]
Chris stated that he purchased a negligee and claimed that Barb approved of the idea.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Sexy negligee]]</ref> This was eventually confirmed on 3 March 2022, when a Reddit fan posted photos of themselves with Chris in the negligee.

{{clear}}

==Rationalizations==
Chris has rationalized the affair in multiple ways.

*'''Divine approval''' - Chris claimed in the [[Incest Call]] that God told him the incest was okay.

*'''Soul-Bonding and Healing''' - In a jail letter that [[Emanuel]] told him to have sex with Barb in order to "heal" her and "cleanse her of her sins".<ref name=letter/> In a later letter, Chris mentions that "Soul Bonding does not necessarily constitute sex" which implies that it ''can'' be.<ref>[[Jail_Letter - 16_November_2021]]</ref> He described soul-bonding as "the Bonding and Union of Auras (Energy Fields) between at least two individuals."<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 June 2022]]</ref> Chris seems to be under the impression that if he didn't engage in this "healing" then Barbara would have died or being more heavily injured by her [[November 2021]] car accident, completely ignoring the fact that if Chris had not engaged in it, chances are Barb wouldn't have been in a car accident at all, since she wouldn't have been forced to drive on her own due to her son's absence.<ref>[[Jail_Letter - 11 January 2022]]</ref>

*'''Defense measure against Sockness''' - Chris claimed that "my having had sex is also a defense mechanism in regards to [[Sockness]] and what he had/may have in mind with me and being near me," referring to Sockness's history of scheming to have sex with Chris, and that Chris planned to use the fact of his affair as a "truth bomb" to deter Sockness.<ref name=soulbonding>[[Bella chats#Soul Bonding]]</ref>

==Awareness of wrongdoing==
Chris was aware of the illegal nature of incest. In August 2016, he read a news article on the topic of a mother and son charged with incest and commented over Facebook on it, defending the two and saying they should not be sent to jail.<ref name=dream></ref>

Five years later, in the midst of his own affair with his mother, Chris still demonstrated awareness that the action was illegal. While he desired to discuss the affair with people, he first concocted a cover story in which he used misleading euphemisms such as "lady friend" to describe his sexual partner and claimed that the supposed lady friend and Barb had met each other<ref name=spill>[[Bella chats#Chris Wants to Spill the Beans]]</ref><ref>[[WCT DMs#Chris describes his lady friend]]</ref> and he insisted on keeping the identity of the lady friend secret,<ref name=soulbonding></ref><ref name=null>[[Null DMs#Chris vaguely describes his relationship]]</ref><ref name=wct></ref> though he dropped hints such as age<ref name=soulbonding></ref> and employment history.<ref name=null></ref>

After a month of using his cover story, Chris decided to push further and tell someone that his mother was the sexual partner. He selected [[Bella]]. Before telling her, Chris first spent time trying to manipulate her into keeping silent on what he would say by use of a guilt trip.

{{quote|And I ask you Not to Overthink or ask for further details in pressing on. That is not a good thing to do.|Chris to Bella, 17 July 2021<ref name=soulbonding></ref>}}

Over a week later, Chris, ready to divulge his secret, first claimed to Bella that he was uncertain of telling her as he was concerned about the government hacking into the conversation, which backfired on Chris as this tipped off Bella into suspecting that he was about to discuss an illegal act.<ref>[[Bella and Suitress chats#Bella suspects incest]]</ref>

{{quote|I realize I am remaining and sounding distant on the questioning, and it will become more clear and obvious when I tell you, in-person, who she is.

I actually wish I could tell you over text or voice call, but the government and anyone with the tech can easily hack into those methods|Chris, prior to the [[Incest Call]].<ref name=spill></ref>}}

Within the same conversation, Chris recommended using the encrypted text/video call app Signal (having used it to communicate with [[Null]]), which Bella agreed to download.<ref name=spill></ref>

==Leaks==
{{main|Incest Call|Incest Texts}}
In the leaks, Chris admits that he and his mother engaged in substantial sexual activity, including Chris masturbating his mother, and engaging in penetrative intercourse with her. It is further alleged that his mother compared him to various other sexual partners, including Chris's father.

{{quote|Also made another attempt at rubbing her vagina, externally at first, then slipping in between the lips and rubbing the inner labia. Then she told me to stop. She's getting more used to being played with down there by hand.|Text message from Chris.<ref name=deviant></ref>}}
{{quote|And obviously those out of the eight guys, counting [[Bob|Robertchu]], before me were not hitting her G-Spot as much with their cocks. I had attempted the first night to rub her in there; i found her spot, but it hurt her. But, alternatively, I did find that at cunnilingus, I was good at it with my tongue|Chris comparing his sexual activities with his father's sexual activities.<ref name=deviant></ref>}}
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."]]

The leaked audio likewise contained graphic descriptions of sexual activity, which Chris alludes to as the veracity of "incest fanfics". The authenticity of the recording was confirmed by Chris to [[Dillin Thomas]].<ref name="admission">[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris confesses to Dillin Thomas]]</ref>

Prior to the allegations being revealed to the public, Chris informed [[Bella]], [[Null]], and [[The WCT]] about the fact that he found a [[boyfriend-free girl]], although he wanted her identity to remain secret. He offered multiple hints about the identity of his new [[sweetheart]], but told Null that he wanted him to figure out who it was. Null was initially skeptical of the incest claims, since the [[Idea Guys]] previously coerced him into recording a (then untrue) statement that he had raped Barb, and believed that this could be another instance of similar manipulation. Null hypothesized that Chris was attempting to protect the identity of his new girlfriend by making up an elaborate lie, but eventually came to realize that Chris had been having frequent sex with Barb upon reviewing Chris's hints.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Chris's "girlfriend"]]</ref>

After this information eventually came to light, Chris indicated that it was "drama" and that he only intended to share the information to [[Messiah complex|test his followers]], who he trusted not to share the information with the public at large despite incest being illegal. Chris later compared Null to {{w|Judas Iscariot}} for "betraying" him by trusting him with such [[Honest Content]]. [[Chris and remorse|Chris being Chris]], he seems to be more upset over the fact that [[Honest Content|trusting people not to leak evidence of a criminal act]] led to [[Jail Saga|serious, life-changing consequences for him]] than the idea that he may have caused harm to Barb, and as multiple [[jail letters]] show, he does not have guilt over the fact that he did something illegal (not to mention he clearly hasn't learned from ''years'' of experience that [[Honest Content|constantly sharing personal information at the drop of a hat]], be it embarrassing or '''incriminating''' in this case, invariably comes back to bite him in the rear later on).

== Was it consensual? ==

{{Protip| The following information should not be taken as definite proof that Chris raped Barb or not; this is simply a list of evidence that Chris has provided himself, which due to Chris's habit of lying for the pettiest of reasons, can be seen as unreliable by some. Due to the sensitive nature of this topic, please avoid saying for sure if Chris did or did not rape Barb.}}

On the CWCki, there are two main camps that people fall into when discussing this topic:
There are people who believe the affair to be abusive or even flat-out rape, while there are other people who believe the affair was consensual between the two.

The following list contains many common points of argument for both sides but also a counterargument for each and every one.

The evidence for the affair being nonconsensual are as follows:

* Barb has been speculated to be suffering from dementia or some other form of mental decline; there are too many videos of her displaying symptoms to list, but this could be her intentionally faking it for sympathy donations. Also, some have pointed out that Barb was quite cognizant in other recent videos, adding weight to the theory that her behavior in the begging videos could have been exaggerated.
* Chris mentioned during [[Incest Texts]] that Barb told him to stop during his attempts to finger her; however, this would have been Chris's first time fingering a woman ([[Mia Hamm]] didn't allow him to do so during their times together) and Chris mentioned this act hurt Barb at first; meaning Barb could have been stopping him from his attempts due to the pain but otherwise consented to be fingered.
* Chris, during the [[Incest Call]], mentions that Barb seemed partially confused at first; However, Chris did say she "came around," so it's possible he was referring to his advances towards her, and she didn't initially understand/ believe what Chris was asking for.
* Chris mentioned in [[Jail Letter - 22 July 2022 (2)]] that Barb was "Zombie-like" and not even aware of her surroundings even before the affair began; while damning (if true), it's worth mentioning that Chris during the letter is begging Kenneth for assistance in moving Barb out of the house, arguing that Barb simply cannot take care of herself. Chris, being Chris, could simply not know the implications of what he's actually saying, and it's quite possible that Chris is desperately lying since Kenneth disapproved of the idea unless there was no other option for Barb.

The evidence for the affair being consensual are as follows:

* Chris and Barbara's relationship is infamously creepy and way too close for comfort; this is the main source of people believing the affair was consensual and for good reason. Barb would often yell at Chris if he didn't share a bed with her, and Chris has admitted numerous times that he spoons with her (after Bob's death). They were also often seen talking to each other and even holding each other as if they were husband and wife for a long time before the affair began. Barb is infamous for being horribly [[Chris and manipulation|manipulative]] for her own personal gain, and she does not see any problem with coddling and emotionally blackmailing Chris in order to go along with what she wants to do (usually money or food-related stuff); with this in mind, while their relationship is definitely unhealthy for a mother and son to have, it does not prove that Barb was interested in an incestuous affair with Chris.
* Chris claimed to Null during his temporary homelessness in [[Null DMs|a direct message]] that the affair was definitely consensual; however, [[Honest Content|even somebody like Chris]] would probably hesitate to admit raping their own mother, especially to their main benefactor at the time.
* Chris boasted during the [[Incest Call]] that Barb was "having a good time" and even claimed that he let her make the first move; even if this is true, it does not rule out that Chris hadn't coerced or otherwise manipulated her into having sex with him since he did mention in the same call that she was "partially confused at first." Chris's idea of approaching a love interest with "care and caution" '''does not''' translate to consent or even consideration for somebody else's feelings; his idea of nervous behavior around [[Kacey]], for example, included touching her multiple times without her consent and his interactions with [[Megan]] which he describes as "friendly" also included a lot of unwanted attempts to hug and kiss her.
* In [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]], Chris claimed that after he lost his virginity to Mia Hamm and told his mom about it, Barb stated that she would have had sex with him herself; while this does sound like Barb offering herself to Chris, there is a massive possibility that Barb was simply saying he could [[Attraction Sign|pull women without paying them]]. Though definitely creepy, it does not mean she actually wanted sex with him and even if she did, the quote came from a decade beforehand so this would not count as consent.

In the end, we will perhaps never honestly know; Barb is apparently not willing to comment or give any further details (and thankfully, nobody has pressed her on such), and Chris is currently in denial that the affair ever took place. If Chris is formally charged and sentenced with felony incest (or perhaps rape), it could be a case of Chris simply piling on tons of poorly worded evidence against himself [[Honest Content|(as he's done throughout most of his life)]]; if Chris is found innocent or just given the sentence for misdemeanor incest, it could be seen as yet another example of the criminal justice system [[Honor roll|going easy]] on [[Autism|somebody with special needs]], and Chris gets away with yet another crime [[Chris and the law|(something that he has also done throughout most of his life)]] as a result.

Ironically, despite this being one of the most critical moments in Chris's life, [[Geno Samuel|a life that has been documented extensively down to the finest detail]], we continue to and will likely never know the essential details of it.

==Chris's Comments on the Affair post-incarceration==
During his recent incarceration Chris has communicated numerous times with members of the public via letters and telephone calls. Some of those letters (and one recorded phone call which has been publicly shared by an anonymous caller) contain commentary by Chris regarding the charges for which he is currently in jail. The first publicly available letter in which Chris touches on the subject of the alleged incest was written on [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|19 September 2021]]. In it, he appears to strongly imply that he indeed had sex with Barbara. Chris's comments on the affair are tied with his elaboration of his previously expressed delusions of Godhood. He reveals to have realized himself to be the present day reincarnation of Jesus Christ. The supreme Goddess Emanuelle had ordered him to to purify Barbara of her sins and improve her abilities as well. In his description of how this was done, Chris writes that he and his mother "mainly Cuddled, Soul-Bonded, and Talked." No sexual acts are explicitly mentioned, but the rest of the letter strongly implies that they were included in Chris's "healing" of Barbara. Chris goes on to write that the healing he performed on his mother was similarly done by him on other individuals during his previous life as Jesus Christ, though the details of said healings were omitted from the the Bible. Chris then goes on to inform the letter's recipient that "We Gods had eased up on the views of "Adultry [sic]"; WHY Else do you all have Pro-Gay, and Pro-Lesbian, Pro-Trans, and all Today and the past Decades?" While the word "adultery" is typically used to refer to marital infidelity, it appears that in this letter it is intended to mean all acts that go against traditional sexual morality (i.e., what Christians have usually called "fornication"). By grouping the "healing" of Barbara in the same category as intimate relations between members of the same sex, Chris strongly implies that the "healing" of Barbara likewise included romantic and sexual acts. Chris's defense of the "healing" on the counts that all those who were involved in it were both willing and above the legal age of consent further enhances the impression that it was at least partially sexual in nature.

While the 19 September letter was just a few baby steps away from being an explicit admission of incest, it did not take long for Chris to become more coy as to whether or not incest between himself and Barb had occurred. In a [[Jail Call - 1 November 2021|1 November 2021 telephone call]], Chris fails to either explicitly deny or acknowledge that he and Barb had sex. The same ambiguousness regarding the truthfulness of the charges against him can be seen in a letter written on [[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|16 November 2021]].

At some point Chris changed his tune and began to outright deny that there was ever any sexual intimacy between him and his mother. As far as public evidence goes, Chris first explicitly denied the charges against him in the [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022|11 May 2022 jail letter]]. In the same letter Chris alleges that in [[May 2012]] Barbara made sexual advances towards him after he revealed to her that he had paid a prostitute a month beforehand. He goes on to write that after the death of Bob Barb came to see Chris as a husband-like figure. Further denials that Chris ever had sexual relations with Barb appear in jail letters written on [[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022|1 June]] and [[Jail Letter - 4 June 2022|4 June 2022]]. Chris does acknowledge that prior to his arrest he told others that he had sex with Barb, but by now he claims that those admissions were false. As he wrote in the 4 June 2022 letter: "I have never had sex with Barbara; that was purely Big Talk to Divinely Test everyone." Already in the letters from 19 September 2021 and 16 November 2021 Chris claimed that his pre-arrest admissions were made in order to test certain individuals, but only recently Chris began to claim that these admissions were false.

==Consequences==
{{Main|Jail Saga}}
It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest – sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration. Chris was swiftly removed from his home by an Emergency Protective Order, then arrested the next day. In the wake of his charges, Chris was [[ban]]ned from [[Patreon]] and [[Tapas]]. Collaborators who had once worked with him withdrew, such as the band who released [[Love is Love (song)|Love is Love]] pulling it from sale.

Since then, he was held without bail in Central Virginia Regional Jail before getting transferred to [[Western State Hospital]], awaiting trial.<ref>[https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Press release]</ref> On 3 [[May 2022]], Chris was transferred back to CVRJ. In [[April 2023]], Chris was released from jail.

===Chris and Barbara's relationship===
{{Needs Updating|Citations}}
Chris and Barbara's relationship deteriorated during Chris's stay in jail. In a jail letter, Chris mentioned that Barb had ceased communicating with him.{{cite}}. During summer 2022, Chris began to speak ill of Barb in his letters, insulting and making spurious claims about her.{{cite}} While still in jail, Chris began planning for his housing post-release. In light of a restraining order being placed on Chris preventing him from contact with Barb{{cite}}, Chris believed he deserved to live in [[14 Branchland Court]] over Barb, and requested his [[enablers]] assist him with a [[Kickstarter]] fundraiser to bribe Barb into moving into senior housing, claiming that [[Caden]] was helping with this scheme, and that it was his initial idea.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]]</ref>

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
|name = Sonichu Says NO to Barbussy Mitai [emptyhero]
|ytid = tsYBphxweBY
|stardate = 22 Nov 2022
|maker = emptyhero
|info = BLAST ALL YOUR BEANS IN MY BARBUSSY PLEASE
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
|name = Poor Sonichu...
|ytid = WIZfv3scrx4
|stardate = 13 Feb 2022
|maker = Emperor Techno
|info = Warning: kinda spooky
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
|name = Chris-Chan and his mom every 3rd night since June 27
|ytid = mjARTrVL_0w
|stardate = 10 Aug 2021
|maker = American Goblin
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
|name = Chris Chan be like..
|ytid = Srz73CkOgwQ
|stardate = 2 Aug 2021
|maker = Through Time and Space
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
|name = Chris-Chan and Barb sing “Promiscuous”
|ytid = L7tTC6_Z5HE
|stardate = 2 Aug 2021
|maker = ZeldaFanMan
}}

==See also==
{{FanArt}}
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Chris and the law]]
*[[Jail Saga]]
*[[Soul Bonding]]
*[[The Binding of Isaac‎]]
*[[Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability]]

{{Notes}}
{{References}}
{{Articleofthenow}}
{{IncestSaga}}
{{Love Quest}}

[[Category:Articles with Jail Saga speculation]]

Twitter

2023-08-17T17:01:52Z

Naryboo: He liked some more today

{{quote|31.5 Thousand Followers; now down to 25,999. All that in a number of Hours repetitively hitting “Block” down the list with my stylus|Chris, on manually blocking thousands of [[Weens|Twitter followers]] as opposed to using a bot.}}
[[Image:CWCTwitter_wiki_welcome.jpg|thumb|right|"'''Short''', '''timely''' messages from Christian W Chandler": Twitter marketing department's biggest inadvertent lie.]]
[[File:Chris Twitter Profile Pic.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's Twitter profile pic prior to extensively roleplaying as Sonichu.]]
[[File: Feb2021CWC0.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's twitter profile picture in February 2021 after he had stopped roleplaying as Sonichu.]]

'''[[Wikipedia:Twitter|Twitter]]''', now called '''X''', is a popular social networking and microblogging service where people can post messages that are up to 280 (originally 140) characters in length. While it has its uses and has managed to last despite many criticisms, it is sometimes described as a pointless fad, and if even ''Chris'' called it a fad at one point, perhaps there is something to this claim.

However, from 2016 onward, Chris became much more active on Twitter, to the point where it [[2017 tweets|became his primary means of communicating with]] [[Trolls|the public]]. He rarely posts on his [[YouTube]] channel like he used to; he now communicates through multi-part Twitter threads and image uploads instead. Chris often fails to understand why Twitter was designed the way it is. While Twitter threads are now an official feature of the site, Chris concocted his own version of them for years prior. He acted as if Twitter is just a normal blog that inexplicably splits the messages into 280-character chunks for no reason. Whenever he goes off on a long text wall broken up between dozens of tweets, he ends most of them with a "..." when he has to finish a sentence between tweets, making his tweets difficult to follow.

On 20 [[June 2013]] and 21 June 2013, hidden Twitter posts from 16 [[April 2012]] to 21 [[June 2013]], most of them linked to the [[Facebook]] [[2013 Imgur Leak]], and pictures from 20 [[June 2013]] were leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]].

Chris stopped using Twitter following [[Jail Saga#Arrest|the revelations and his eventual arrest]] for [[Affair with Mother|incest]], with his last tweet being on 30 [[July 2021]]. On 16 August 2023, however, he returned to the site, liking a few tweets.

== Main accounts ==
===CWCSonichu (December 2009 - 14 June 2019)===
[[File:CWCTwitter.jpg|thumb|right|As it was, in 2010.]]

Chris was inspired to register his own Twitter account, ''CWCSonichu'',<ref>[http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu CWCSonichu]</ref> when the [[CWCipedia]] administrator insisted on adding a live [[Sonichu]] Twitter feed <ref>[http://twitter.com/#search?q=-RT%20sonichu]</ref> onto the CWCipedia [[Mailbag]] page, and later the CWCipedia front page. This feed picked up all mentions of the word "Sonichu" (hence Chris's use of the prefix "C.C. Sonichu says:"), to provide the loyal fanbase real-time coverage of their favorite comic and game hero and reactions to his weird antics from other fans. The CWCipedia sysop, in his infinite wisdom, elected to allow arbitrary, unmoderated comments from all fans to appear on the front page, to fully leverage the power of Web 2.0, user-created content, reader participation and all that modern nonsense.

Careful readers may start to notice that there's a slight conflict in this: Chris had stated many times that he wanted to be in complete control over the CWCipedia. In a development that surprised no one, the live feed was promptly overrun by [[troll]]s. Chris was furious, and was compelled to write his own updates to drown out all of the [[homos|gay allegations]] and other [[pickle]]-related activity that was going on on his web page.

However, as it is with all of the other things in this world, Chris's focus on Twitter waned over time. In [[May 2010]], the live Twitter feed was removed from CWCipedia, because apparently certain trolls failed to notice that Chris quit paying attention to his own web page and the activities of the trolls in the Twitter feed started to make Chris look positive in comparison. Chris stopped using the site in 2013 but picked up again in June 2016 and began tweeting more and more through the rest of 2016 and into 2017, to the point where he is more active on Twitter now than ever before.

==== Subscriptions ====

Chris originally followed 29 people and groups, all of them related to [[Video games|gaming]]. Among these are...

* ''...relevant information on [[PS3|Life Upgrades]]:'' PlayStation, ps3fanboy, PS3_Trophies
* ''...accounts related to [[LittleBigPlanet|the sweetest non-Chinese hobby of all]]:'' Media_Molecule, LittleBigPlanet [No longer followed as that account was suspended for some reason], LittleBIGFan, SackBoy4Pluto, Mm_Sackgirl
* ''...respectable, reliable and impartial game journalists and media:'' Veronica <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[10 September 2009|Veronica Belmont]]<nowiki>]</nowiki>, Qore, GamesRadar, GameTrailers, gamespot, IGN, g4tv, GamePro, xplay, gamenewsps3 <nowiki>[G4]</nowiki>, gameinformer
* ''...game houses which produce games that Chris may play, if properly baited away from LittleBigPlanet-related activities:'' Naughty_Dog, insomniacgames, SEGA, EA, Ubisoft, CriterionGames, NISAmerica <nowiki>[Nippon Ichi Software]</nowiki>, RockBand, namcogames
* ''...[[Monthly Tugboat|tugboat]] sailing destinations:'' amazongames
* ''...events which Chris doesn't attend:'' Official_PAX

Notably, [[10 September 2009|Veronica Belmont]] (a video game show host and also, OMG, a woman) is the only real person among these subscriptions. This does wonders to dispel rumors that Chris is a living video game geek stereotype and hence beyond merely undateable.

With Chris's resurgence of activity, he has followed over 600 accounts, many of them belonging to [[Chris and socialization#MLP voice actresses|minor celebrities]] and [[DoopieDoOver|internet personalities]] he attempts to interact with. Some accounts he formerly followed have since blocked Chris.

====Blocks====
{{see also|List of places that have banned Chris#Social media profiles|TF2 Analysis}}

Chris has been blocked on Twitter by a number of accounts, including many he used to follow, preventing him from either tweeting at them or seeing their posts. While some of this has come from people he follows discovering his personality flaws and history of poor online behavior, other blocks have been due to [[weens]] flocking to any account Chris shares from or responds to, spamming his convos with less than savory things and images of Chris's past.

Though Chris has been periodically blocked by various people for several years, he reached his [[Twitter_blocks_from_TF2_Analysis_crew|breaking point]] in January 2019 when he was blocked by a number of individuals in the [[My Little Pony]] fandom in short succession, prompting many days of [[Apologies_to_the_liked_Bronies_and_Pegasisters;_PLEASE_UNBLOCK_ME_ON_TWITTER!|angry screeching]] and [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] against the trolls and the blockers themselves.

This would not be the first notable incident where Chris threw a total fit from being blocked. When [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] blocked Chris for his creepy behavior, Chris blamed the trolls and weens, not realizing that his own actions was the main catalyst in Doopie cutting any sort of ties with him. From this incident, it is clear that two years later, Chris still cannot comprehend why someone would NOT want to talk to him. Given his [[Chris_and_his_Ego|historic inability to be told "no"]], it is likely that Chris will be continuing to receive more twitter [[List_of_places_that_have_banned_Chris|blocks]] in the future.

===CPU_CWCSonichu (9 February 2019 - 30 July 2021; 16 August 2023 -)===
[[File:Cant see tweets 20190606 112642.jpg|thumb|right]]
On 9 [[February 2019]], Chris began his move to a new Twitter account, @CPU_CWCSonichu, in an attempt to yet again bypass his blocks. Predictably, this was blocked within a day or two by all relevant bronies. After a few days of Twitter silence, Chris posted [[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]] on both his old @CWCSonichu account and his new @CPU_CWCSonichu account, soon followed with an announcement the he was indeed abandoning the old account (with roughly 25,000 followers at this time, down from a peak of 31,000 after manually banning thousands of weens and trolls) and transferring his [[Weens|Twitter fanbase]] to the new @CPU_CWCSonichu account (just over 2,000 followers as of 17 February, and growing rapidly), noting that he "will be striving to contain Less Drama and any and all Haters and Harassers shall be Blocked Out, Period".

Chris did not realize that [[Honor roll|protected Twitter accounts cannot be viewed by people who are not following him]]. He made many tweets directed at people who will never see them, meaning that he is truly talking into the void. On 5 [[June 2019]], however, Chris responded to someone pointing this out to him. Chris said he knows this, but doesn't care, and still tags people. Currently, when Chris tweets something that he wants as many people as possible to see, he will ask readers to screencap his tweets and share them. He opened Direct Messaging on the 24th and removed the protection the next day.

Chris eventually unprotected the account.

During the [[Jail Saga]], Chris's account was dormant, with his last tweet being on 30 July 2021.

====Post-jail activity====
[[File:F3rzMIdXEAEDEQO.jpg|thumb|200px|Helena's liked fanart.]]
On 16 [[August 2023]], Chris began liking tweets on his CPU_CWCSonichu account. The first was a comic about ''[[My Little Pony]]'' and the second about the drink GFuel.<ref>https://twitter.com/AdorkableTwili1/status/1691450167952916480</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/KrazyKariana/status/1691700646188134656</ref>

<center>
<gallery>
File:Image (5).png|The first liked tweet.
File:Image (6).png|The second liked tweet.
</gallery>
</center>

Hours later, Chris liked several more tweets, including one showing art by the [[Enablers|enabler]] [[Helena Fiorenza]] on Chris being back online.<ref>https://twitter.com/HelenaGFiorenza/status/1691932378564812938</ref>

A few ''more'' hours later, Chris liked another tweet from more enablers offering fanart and welcoming him back to the internet.<ref>[[:File:CPU CWCSonichu Likes 6,7 16 August 2023.png ‎]]</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/fishresin/status/1692000930449760690</ref>

==Alt accounts==
Since the discovery of the @NightStar2891 account, watchers have found a number of other accounts that appear to belong to Chris, such as the now-suspended @EquestriaHeart, characterized by their clearly unrealistic degree of ''Sonichu'' fandom, white knighting of Chris, and similar interests and behavior. However, it has become clear that they in fact belong to [[weens]] ''pretending'' to be Chris's sockpuppets.

A related form of weenery involves impersonating Chris. While a few accounts such as [https://twitter.com/RealCWCSonichu @RealCWCSonichu] make some attempt to be convincing imposters, most, such as [https://twitter.com/liquidchu420 @liquidchu420] and [https://twitter.com/cw_true @cw_true], are clearly (unfunny) jokes and not intended to fool spectators. Chris, however, believes that these imposter accounts are responsible for his bad reputation that led to other users blocking him.

===NightStar2891===
{{main|Night Star#Twitter sockpuppet}}

In August 2017, during the [[Doopie]] Saga, trolls discovered that Chris was operating an alternate account (or "sockpuppet") on Twitter, with the main purpose of [[White knight|supporting his main account]] in arguments with [[Ween|weens]], posing as a [[True and Loyal Fanbase|TRUE and HONEST fan]] of Chris and his work. The account, [[Night Star#Twitter sockpuppet|@NightStar2891]], assumed the persona of Chris's [[My Little Pony]] fan character, "(Miss) Night Star".

Chris initially denied (on both accounts) any connection to "Night Star". However, as with his [[JenkinsJinkies]] account on [[Trollin Train]], even a [[slow-in-the-mind]] would be able to recognize Chris from the use of his [[Chris and English|distinctive writing style]], constant praise and defense of himself, location in [[Chris's homes|Virginia]], frequent assertions that he is [[Tomgirl|transgender]], following and retweeting of people he likes (such as Doopie and Tara Strong), borrowing of his original characters, and password-recovery [[emails]] matching Chris's known accounts. Of course, Chris [[Disguises|believes he is a master of disguise]] and believed he had successfully masked his identity under the secondary account.

Later in August, Chris came clean and admitted he was behind NightStar8291, though he continues to use the account occasionally, particularly to try and contact people such as Doopie, Tabitha St. Germain, and [[LadyOfTheCosmo]] who have blocked Chris's main account.

===TwiSparLicious===
{{main|TwiSparLicious}}

===MagiChan111448===
[[File:MagiChan111448 recovery email.png|thumb|The recovery email on file matches IAMMRC@aol.com, [[Bob]]'s old email<ref>[[Chris emails 2004-2006]]</ref>, proving it to be Chris.]]

On January 2019, another Twitter sock was discovered by observers under the alias of [[Magi-Chan]], @MagiChan111448. The account was created primarily so Chris could white-knight for himself during the [[Twitter blocks from TF2 Analysis crew]] saga and to evade their blocks on his main Twitter account.

The account was set to protected mode, so people not following it wouldn't be able to read the tweets and reply, making it a cheap way for Chris to feel [[validation]]. Activity on the account resumed in June 2019, promoting [[Dimensional Merge]] and Chris's other beliefs. The account was unprotected in late June 2019.

Chris claims it was made for his [[imaginary friend]] and [[Polyamorous marriage|spouse]]:

{{quotebox|I personally helped make the account for him, and he stood with me and included his likes and wants for the page. He shall be personally making his tweets and commentary from there.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1088975955543117824</ref>}}

The number 111448 is a reference to Magi-Chan's retconned birthdate (Nov. 14, 1948, which had been put in Chris's head by the [[Idea Guys]] the year before).<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1088982770595057664</ref>

===Creamarina===
{{main|Creamarina}}

==Use by other people==
{{see also|2018 Twitter account compromise}}
The [[Teen Troon Squad]] socially engineered Chris into giving them his Twitter password and used it to sign into his account to post tweets in order to troll him, such as by leaking several videos from the [[Idea Guys]] saga and posting an image of a dead animal claiming it to be one of Chris's pets.

[[The Captain]] also signed into Chris's account, with his permission, during the events of [[Waiting for the tow truck]], in order to inform followers of Chris's situation.

== Gallery ==
<center>
<gallery>
File:Chris Twitter Profile Banner.jpg|Chris's profile banner as of 2020.
File:Twitter20June201301.png|CUTE!
File:Twitter20June201302.png|(My life would be complete if) I had a girlfriend.
File:Twitter20June201301High.jpg
Image:Twitter20June201302High.jpg
File:ColeVSChrisTwitter.png|Chris complains to [[Cole Smithey]].
File:ChrisTwitterProfileFeb2019.jpg|Chris's last profile pic for his CWCSonichu account.
</gallery>
</center>

== External links ==
* [http://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu Chris's Official and Originial Microblog]
* [http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu Chris's Older Twitter account]
* [http://twitter.com/#search?q=-RT%20sonichu Live feed]

==References==
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{{Social media}}
{{The Internet}}
{{articleofthenow}}
[[Category:Chris's websites]]
[[Category:Twitter|*]]

Ben Saint

2023-08-17T16:39:58Z

Naryboo: /* OCs */

{{Needs Updating|[[The Place chats - Ben Saint]]}}
{{Articleofthenow}} {{taxpayermoney}}
{{quote|my dream is to somehow get [Chris] to draw phantom horn or better yet NLACakaNM [...] I HAVE to ignite the Slime [[Saga]]|Ben, attempting to [[Enablers|enable]] his way into Chris's orbit.<ref name=BenDiscordComments>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5355713</ref>}}

{{quote|@ItsAllSoUgly, YOU, most of all, Do Not Need the damn Slime. You Are Better than that.|Chris, to Ben.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1183215112305479680</ref>}}

{{infobox Person
| title = Ben Saint
| image = Vapesquaresm.png|250px
|header1 = Information
|name = Benjamin H. Chmielinski<ref>https://archive.md/4nvvD</ref>
|aliases = The Cop Killer ItsAllSoUgly Phantom Horn
|gender = Male
|nationality = [[United States|American]]
|race = White
|occupation = Engineer (Former) Comic Artist YouTuber
|saga = {{saga|tf2|cn}}, {{saga|shipfic|cn}}, {{saga|watchmen|cn}}
}}

'''Ben Saint''' is a webcomic artist, [[troll]], ween and self-proclaimed '[[Dimension]]al [[Chris and religion#Doctrines of CWCianity|Prophet]] of C-197 and Hierophant to NLACakaNM'.<ref name=ween>[http://archive.fo/oeyYy#selection-129.1-129.29 Saint's Twitter, archived 8 October 2019]</ref> Though he had been interested in Chris for years, lecturing for two hours on ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' in [[2016]]<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFOIauPQ5XI&t ''Sonichu 101: A CWC Lecture''</ref> and [[2020]]<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSpXtGX3CI4&t ''Sonichu 102: Advanced Christory''</ref> and [[Chris and business|commissioning]] art detailing [[Liquid Chris]]'s fate in the [[Reality Cartoon|comic world]],<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Liquid_Chris#In_the_comic</ref> he is most known for [[weening|exploiting]] Chris and his Internet infamy in order to boost views of his own comic and solicit [[Chris and money|thousands of dollars in donations]] in [[October 2019]].<ref name=financhu>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5460456 Saint appeals to followers to donate $13,000 to save his fictional characters from his plot LARPing, 14 October 2019]</ref> He would provoke him by inserting [[Night Star]], Chris's ''[[My Little Pony]]'' fan character, into his comics and role-playing with him to get him invested in the comic's plot.<ref name=BenDiscordComments></ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-reddit-chris-roleplaying-as-magi-chan-megathread.59768/post-5193650</ref> Unlike [[Alec Benson Leary]] before him, Ben Saint's heavy-handed approach to [[parody]] had failed to gain Laughs Under Lucricities and acclaim from onlookers, and other oribters such as [[Jacob Sockness]], [[MKRNightVee]], and the [[Multidimensional White Knights]] have tried to reclaim control Chris, and conflicts of interest have arisen between the two of them. In time, he gave up inciting Chris and gained his approval, and their interactions became unremarkable by the end of [[November 2019]] after Chris began shifting his focus from his [[Sonichu comics]] to a [[TSSSF|card game]]. Chris would end up implementing Saint's characters and delusions fed to him in the impending drama surrounding him into this card game, to which several new enablers such as [[Helena Fiorenza]] and [[ViviChu]] would contribute to the game by providing [[OCs]] of their own.

==OCs==
{{incomplete}}
===ArizonaSlime===

===Phantom Horn===

===Strawberry Milk===

==Chris usurps Ben's comic==
{{see also|Sonichu Special 7}}

{{quote|His strips have some catching up to do to get to this point|Chris, on his unauthorized version of events based on Ben's comic<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1179253019847860226</ref>}}

[[File:Chris mad at Discord bot.png|Chris tries to roleplay with Endless War, a Discord bot, which kills his character. Chris retcons the loss in his version of Ben's comic.|thumb|200px]]

Ben began working on a comic, which mostly serves to promote the Discord server/game ''Endless War'', which he runs. In the comic, [[Night Star]] banishes two [[My Little Pony]] characters, Strawberry Milk and Phantom Horn, to NLACakaNM, the land of the game. The latter character is a clear parody of Christorians, so obviously that even Chris notices it. Chris took a near immediate interest in the comics, as early as 16 September. Ben and Chris presumably opened correspondence soon after. As the narrative continued, however, Chris became more displeased with the directions it took. Meanwhile Chris also tried to play ''Endless War'', a game managed by a bot on Ben's Discord server, but was killed and became frustrated. Seeing an opportunity, Saint devoted himself to more deliberate [[weening|attacks]] against Chris, creating a section on his Discord server for that specific purpose.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5420279 Saint prepares 'to declare war' against Chris, 4 October 2019]</ref>

This came to a head on 1 October 2019, when Chris began releasing [[Sonichu Special 7]], his own drawings depicting what he wanted to happen in Ben's comic lore. Later, Chris would also return to the server and announce that he had revived himself with his [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|goddess powers]] and that the bot's game was over, as Chris's comic canon had deemed it so. Unlike [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]], where the fancomic author in question approved of Chris using her work, Ben is much more resistant to Chris influencing the work, creating two concurrent and battling canons. In response to this, Ben accused Chris of committing [[A-logging|genocide]] in his revisions, depicting his own characters being injured and [[Chris and death|killed]] by Chris's cleansing rains. Chris initially denied the charges, affirming that Ben's characters would just become normal humans.<ref>[[:File:ChrisGenocide.jpeg]]</ref> Seeking to contrive an incident, Saint stated on Discord that [[CWCville]] had declared war on his own fictional city, giving a [[Chris and death|death]] toll of about 70,000.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/slime9-png.960265/ Saint's incendiary Discord announcement, 5 October 2019]</ref> Chris would thus concede that there had been casualties, yet that 99% of the population of Arizona (where this fictional city was placed) had survived.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20191005234550/http://worldpopulationreview.com/states/arizona-population/ The population of Arizona in 2019 was approximately 7,000,000.]</ref> He would regard this loss of fictional life trivial.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5422863 Chris dismisses Ben, 4 October 2019]</ref> A week later, Chris would justify his overriding Ben's description of his own fictional universe by his superior [[PsychicPowers|psychic powers]] and ability to see into alternate [[dimensions]].<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5459801 Chris justifies his canon wars by goddesshood, 13 October 2019]</ref>

==Interference by Watchmen==
The [[Watchmen]] egged on Chris to confront Ben Saint.<ref>[[The Place chats - Ben Saint]]</ref>

On 1 October 2019, Chris, role-playing as Magi-Chan, then sent Ben a DM both announcing/commanding that Ben make the comic as Chris willed, as well as demanding Ben provide Chris with $300.<ref>[[Ben Saint DMs#DM'ing Ben Saint to demand $300]]</ref>

==Decline==
[[File:Chris annoyed at Ben Saint.png|thumb|250px|An annoyed Chris tells Ben to stop harping on the genocide, perturbed to the point he slipped up in his role-playing and ended the message writing as Magi-Chan instead of himself.]]
Attempts to [[troll|provoke]] Chris fell into [[autism|repetitive, stereotypical social patterns]] in mid-October 2019, soon after they began, and would remain so for the rest of the affair. Saint would keep drawing his characters massacred by the soda rain and beg Chris to stop, while Chris would assert that he already had,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5456252 Chris tells a random Saint supporter that his 'cleansing rains' have stopped, 12 October 2019]</ref> and that any deaths already inflicted were [[Chris and remorse|for the greater good]]. Variety was occasionally introduced as Chris sometimes accidentally wrote his replies as [[Magi-Chan]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5422863</ref> When Saint depicted his dead characters on a special story arc in hell,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5446854 Chris complains about dead characters, 10 October 2019]|</ref> or otherwise [[Sonichu 4|diverged his plot]], Chris would [[Chris and hypocrisy|demand Saint return to drawing his comic]] instead of pursuing his role-playing.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5457455 Chris insists Ben get back to work, 14 October 2019]</ref>

Like clockwork, [[white knights]] and other enablers came in to defend Chris's actions and inject their own strain of [[random-access humor|nonsense]] into the mix, nominally to help Chris along. [[Jacob Sockness]] offered on 17 October to summon Jakoba, a war god of his own invention, to demand even more reparations from Saint, yet Chris refused, instead accepting the [[Multidimensional White Knights]]' enlisting [[wikipedia:Ed Bighead|Ed Bighead]], who was supposed to have became the king of Babylon in [[C-197]] and was rallying an army to defend Chris from the slime.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5475019 White knights present bids for Chris, 17 October 2019]</ref> Ben eventually relented, at least in part: he revived, to Chris's approval, his characters that he had killed off earlier that month, using the same ''!revive'' command from his Discord server that Chris had used to declare himself resurrected.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5467553 Saint revives his characters and Chris joins the Yang Gang, 16 October 2019]</ref>

Further interactions with Ben, on Twitter as well as Discord, long continued to dispute whether or not Chris had committed fictional genocide. Accusations of ''hatred'' were common on both sides.<ref name=financhu /> Ben would try to manipulate Chris's version of events by stating his fictional city was rained upon several time, while Chris would resist such changes to his version of events being inserted. Saint's publicity stunt was however stunted by Chris's shifting [[autism|interests]], as he devoted more attention to his [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder|trading card line]] and [[Jacob Sockness]] returned for a second round of weening after a fortnight's delay. On 19 October, Chris asserted that he had [[Chris and religion|divine mandate]] from the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU goddesses]] to supersede Ben's decisions about his comic.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5483895 Ben and Chris continue to argue about genocide, 19 October 2019]</ref>

==Normalisation of relations==
{{main|Ben Saint - Chatting with Chris-Chan}}

Even when exciting him, Saint would sometimes [[enabler|endorse]] Chris's delusional beliefs: he would notably respond with [[Sonic Boom|fiery protests]] whenever somebody else refused to use Chris's [[tomgirl]] pronouns.<ref name=ween />. By [[November 2019]], interactions between Ben Saint and Chris became rarer, yet the atmosphere between them was friendlier than before.<ref>[http://archive.ph/mUhnC#selection-4775.9-4775.13 Archive of Chris's Twitter profile from November 2019, prepared 6 December 2019]</ref> Shifting his attention from ''[[Sonichu 14]]'' to making [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder|playing cards]] instead, Chris casually dashed Saint's hope to be included in the ''Sonichu'' canon beside such illustrious figures as [[Bundychu|Ted Bundy]] before him. On 10 November 2019, their rivalry had come to an official end as Chris accepted an invitation to appear on Ben's live stream, where he was interviewed for over an hour. Genocide accusations faded away as Saint continued, with Chris's approval, to use [[Night Star]] and [[Chris Chan Sonichu]] in his comics beside his other characters. Saint would also keep out of the confused web surrounding [[Jacob Sockness]], [[MKRNightVee]] and others who sought positions of power over Chris about the same time. After several months of benign quiet, Ben Saint returned on 29 January 2020, rallying support to hold a [[conventions|convention]] in Virginia at a yet undisclosed time; Chris enthusiastically sanctioned this fundraiser.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5937766 Saint returns], 29 January 2020</ref> Two months later, on 24 [[March 2020]], Chris began supporting Saint on [[Patreon]]:<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-6195899 Patreon support begins], 24 Mrch 2020</ref> he pays five dollars monthly, which is not enough to access all of his new comics.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-6196728 Chris complains he cannot access ''Slime and Punishment''], 25 March 2020</ref> Since Chris' [[Jail Saga|arrest]] in [[August 2021]], his [[Patreon]] has been suspended, with no word from Saint on the loss of the five dollars.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Ibachandlercroppedsmaller.jpg|Ben Saint's [[2016]] commission detailing [[Liquid Chris]]'s fate.
Image:chriswithbensaint.png|Ben Saint with Chris at Bronycon 2019.
Image:SlimeSaga.png|Ben dreams of influencing Chris and inviting Chris through Twitter DMs to jumpstart the slime saga.
Image:Chrissaysitscanon.PNG|Chris declares the events of Ben's comic to be canon to Sonichu.
File:NoelEdBighead.png|thumb|This is what the MWK and Chris actually believe.
File:HorsefamousMeetssonichufamous.jpg|[[TSSSF]] card involving Ben's characters.
File:COWABUNGA!!!!.png|Failures in a half-shell. Saint with Hirtes, A-Log and Kengle
</gallery></center>

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Ben Saint talking about the NightStar Comic
| video = {{#ev:youtube|2OL2rMXMp1k}}
| stardate =
| maker = Ben Saint
| subject =
| type =
| info = }}

==See also==
*[[ArizonaSlime]]
*[[Ben Saint DMs]]
*[[Rowdy Fuckers Cop Killers' ENDLESS WAR‎‎]]
*[[The Place chats - Ben Saint]]

==References==
<references/>
{{DEFAULTSORT:Saint}}
{{ShipficSaga}}
{{Fantasies}}
{{Sonichu}}
{{Trolls}}
{{People}}

[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:Christubers]]

Ben Saint

2023-08-17T16:39:38Z

Naryboo: /* OCs */

{{Needs Updating|[[The Place chats - Ben Saint]]}}
{{Articleofthenow}} {{taxpayermoney}}
{{quote|my dream is to somehow get [Chris] to draw phantom horn or better yet NLACakaNM [...] I HAVE to ignite the Slime [[Saga]]|Ben, attempting to [[Enablers|enable]] his way into Chris's orbit.<ref name=BenDiscordComments>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5355713</ref>}}

{{quote|@ItsAllSoUgly, YOU, most of all, Do Not Need the damn Slime. You Are Better than that.|Chris, to Ben.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1183215112305479680</ref>}}

{{infobox Person
| title = Ben Saint
| image = Vapesquaresm.png|250px
|header1 = Information
|name = Benjamin H. Chmielinski<ref>https://archive.md/4nvvD</ref>
|aliases = The Cop Killer ItsAllSoUgly Phantom Horn
|gender = Male
|nationality = [[United States|American]]
|race = White
|occupation = Engineer (Former) Comic Artist YouTuber
|saga = {{saga|tf2|cn}}, {{saga|shipfic|cn}}, {{saga|watchmen|cn}}
}}

'''Ben Saint''' is a webcomic artist, [[troll]], ween and self-proclaimed '[[Dimension]]al [[Chris and religion#Doctrines of CWCianity|Prophet]] of C-197 and Hierophant to NLACakaNM'.<ref name=ween>[http://archive.fo/oeyYy#selection-129.1-129.29 Saint's Twitter, archived 8 October 2019]</ref> Though he had been interested in Chris for years, lecturing for two hours on ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' in [[2016]]<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFOIauPQ5XI&t ''Sonichu 101: A CWC Lecture''</ref> and [[2020]]<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSpXtGX3CI4&t ''Sonichu 102: Advanced Christory''</ref> and [[Chris and business|commissioning]] art detailing [[Liquid Chris]]'s fate in the [[Reality Cartoon|comic world]],<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Liquid_Chris#In_the_comic</ref> he is most known for [[weening|exploiting]] Chris and his Internet infamy in order to boost views of his own comic and solicit [[Chris and money|thousands of dollars in donations]] in [[October 2019]].<ref name=financhu>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5460456 Saint appeals to followers to donate $13,000 to save his fictional characters from his plot LARPing, 14 October 2019]</ref> He would provoke him by inserting [[Night Star]], Chris's ''[[My Little Pony]]'' fan character, into his comics and role-playing with him to get him invested in the comic's plot.<ref name=BenDiscordComments></ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-reddit-chris-roleplaying-as-magi-chan-megathread.59768/post-5193650</ref> Unlike [[Alec Benson Leary]] before him, Ben Saint's heavy-handed approach to [[parody]] had failed to gain Laughs Under Lucricities and acclaim from onlookers, and other oribters such as [[Jacob Sockness]], [[MKRNightVee]], and the [[Multidimensional White Knights]] have tried to reclaim control Chris, and conflicts of interest have arisen between the two of them. In time, he gave up inciting Chris and gained his approval, and their interactions became unremarkable by the end of [[November 2019]] after Chris began shifting his focus from his [[Sonichu comics]] to a [[TSSSF|card game]]. Chris would end up implementing Saint's characters and delusions fed to him in the impending drama surrounding him into this card game, to which several new enablers such as [[Helena Fiorenza]] and [[ViviChu]] would contribute to the game by providing [[OCs]] of their own.

==OCs==
{{incomplete}}
===ArizonaSlime===
{{incomplete}}
===Phantom Horn===
{{incomplete}}
===Strawberry Milk===
{{incomplete}}

==Chris usurps Ben's comic==
{{see also|Sonichu Special 7}}

{{quote|His strips have some catching up to do to get to this point|Chris, on his unauthorized version of events based on Ben's comic<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1179253019847860226</ref>}}

[[File:Chris mad at Discord bot.png|Chris tries to roleplay with Endless War, a Discord bot, which kills his character. Chris retcons the loss in his version of Ben's comic.|thumb|200px]]

Ben began working on a comic, which mostly serves to promote the Discord server/game ''Endless War'', which he runs. In the comic, [[Night Star]] banishes two [[My Little Pony]] characters, Strawberry Milk and Phantom Horn, to NLACakaNM, the land of the game. The latter character is a clear parody of Christorians, so obviously that even Chris notices it. Chris took a near immediate interest in the comics, as early as 16 September. Ben and Chris presumably opened correspondence soon after. As the narrative continued, however, Chris became more displeased with the directions it took. Meanwhile Chris also tried to play ''Endless War'', a game managed by a bot on Ben's Discord server, but was killed and became frustrated. Seeing an opportunity, Saint devoted himself to more deliberate [[weening|attacks]] against Chris, creating a section on his Discord server for that specific purpose.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5420279 Saint prepares 'to declare war' against Chris, 4 October 2019]</ref>

This came to a head on 1 October 2019, when Chris began releasing [[Sonichu Special 7]], his own drawings depicting what he wanted to happen in Ben's comic lore. Later, Chris would also return to the server and announce that he had revived himself with his [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|goddess powers]] and that the bot's game was over, as Chris's comic canon had deemed it so. Unlike [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]], where the fancomic author in question approved of Chris using her work, Ben is much more resistant to Chris influencing the work, creating two concurrent and battling canons. In response to this, Ben accused Chris of committing [[A-logging|genocide]] in his revisions, depicting his own characters being injured and [[Chris and death|killed]] by Chris's cleansing rains. Chris initially denied the charges, affirming that Ben's characters would just become normal humans.<ref>[[:File:ChrisGenocide.jpeg]]</ref> Seeking to contrive an incident, Saint stated on Discord that [[CWCville]] had declared war on his own fictional city, giving a [[Chris and death|death]] toll of about 70,000.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/slime9-png.960265/ Saint's incendiary Discord announcement, 5 October 2019]</ref> Chris would thus concede that there had been casualties, yet that 99% of the population of Arizona (where this fictional city was placed) had survived.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20191005234550/http://worldpopulationreview.com/states/arizona-population/ The population of Arizona in 2019 was approximately 7,000,000.]</ref> He would regard this loss of fictional life trivial.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5422863 Chris dismisses Ben, 4 October 2019]</ref> A week later, Chris would justify his overriding Ben's description of his own fictional universe by his superior [[PsychicPowers|psychic powers]] and ability to see into alternate [[dimensions]].<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5459801 Chris justifies his canon wars by goddesshood, 13 October 2019]</ref>

==Interference by Watchmen==
The [[Watchmen]] egged on Chris to confront Ben Saint.<ref>[[The Place chats - Ben Saint]]</ref>

On 1 October 2019, Chris, role-playing as Magi-Chan, then sent Ben a DM both announcing/commanding that Ben make the comic as Chris willed, as well as demanding Ben provide Chris with $300.<ref>[[Ben Saint DMs#DM'ing Ben Saint to demand $300]]</ref>

==Decline==
[[File:Chris annoyed at Ben Saint.png|thumb|250px|An annoyed Chris tells Ben to stop harping on the genocide, perturbed to the point he slipped up in his role-playing and ended the message writing as Magi-Chan instead of himself.]]
Attempts to [[troll|provoke]] Chris fell into [[autism|repetitive, stereotypical social patterns]] in mid-October 2019, soon after they began, and would remain so for the rest of the affair. Saint would keep drawing his characters massacred by the soda rain and beg Chris to stop, while Chris would assert that he already had,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5456252 Chris tells a random Saint supporter that his 'cleansing rains' have stopped, 12 October 2019]</ref> and that any deaths already inflicted were [[Chris and remorse|for the greater good]]. Variety was occasionally introduced as Chris sometimes accidentally wrote his replies as [[Magi-Chan]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5422863</ref> When Saint depicted his dead characters on a special story arc in hell,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5446854 Chris complains about dead characters, 10 October 2019]|</ref> or otherwise [[Sonichu 4|diverged his plot]], Chris would [[Chris and hypocrisy|demand Saint return to drawing his comic]] instead of pursuing his role-playing.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5457455 Chris insists Ben get back to work, 14 October 2019]</ref>

Like clockwork, [[white knights]] and other enablers came in to defend Chris's actions and inject their own strain of [[random-access humor|nonsense]] into the mix, nominally to help Chris along. [[Jacob Sockness]] offered on 17 October to summon Jakoba, a war god of his own invention, to demand even more reparations from Saint, yet Chris refused, instead accepting the [[Multidimensional White Knights]]' enlisting [[wikipedia:Ed Bighead|Ed Bighead]], who was supposed to have became the king of Babylon in [[C-197]] and was rallying an army to defend Chris from the slime.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5475019 White knights present bids for Chris, 17 October 2019]</ref> Ben eventually relented, at least in part: he revived, to Chris's approval, his characters that he had killed off earlier that month, using the same ''!revive'' command from his Discord server that Chris had used to declare himself resurrected.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5467553 Saint revives his characters and Chris joins the Yang Gang, 16 October 2019]</ref>

Further interactions with Ben, on Twitter as well as Discord, long continued to dispute whether or not Chris had committed fictional genocide. Accusations of ''hatred'' were common on both sides.<ref name=financhu /> Ben would try to manipulate Chris's version of events by stating his fictional city was rained upon several time, while Chris would resist such changes to his version of events being inserted. Saint's publicity stunt was however stunted by Chris's shifting [[autism|interests]], as he devoted more attention to his [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder|trading card line]] and [[Jacob Sockness]] returned for a second round of weening after a fortnight's delay. On 19 October, Chris asserted that he had [[Chris and religion|divine mandate]] from the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU goddesses]] to supersede Ben's decisions about his comic.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5483895 Ben and Chris continue to argue about genocide, 19 October 2019]</ref>

==Normalisation of relations==
{{main|Ben Saint - Chatting with Chris-Chan}}

Even when exciting him, Saint would sometimes [[enabler|endorse]] Chris's delusional beliefs: he would notably respond with [[Sonic Boom|fiery protests]] whenever somebody else refused to use Chris's [[tomgirl]] pronouns.<ref name=ween />. By [[November 2019]], interactions between Ben Saint and Chris became rarer, yet the atmosphere between them was friendlier than before.<ref>[http://archive.ph/mUhnC#selection-4775.9-4775.13 Archive of Chris's Twitter profile from November 2019, prepared 6 December 2019]</ref> Shifting his attention from ''[[Sonichu 14]]'' to making [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder|playing cards]] instead, Chris casually dashed Saint's hope to be included in the ''Sonichu'' canon beside such illustrious figures as [[Bundychu|Ted Bundy]] before him. On 10 November 2019, their rivalry had come to an official end as Chris accepted an invitation to appear on Ben's live stream, where he was interviewed for over an hour. Genocide accusations faded away as Saint continued, with Chris's approval, to use [[Night Star]] and [[Chris Chan Sonichu]] in his comics beside his other characters. Saint would also keep out of the confused web surrounding [[Jacob Sockness]], [[MKRNightVee]] and others who sought positions of power over Chris about the same time. After several months of benign quiet, Ben Saint returned on 29 January 2020, rallying support to hold a [[conventions|convention]] in Virginia at a yet undisclosed time; Chris enthusiastically sanctioned this fundraiser.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5937766 Saint returns], 29 January 2020</ref> Two months later, on 24 [[March 2020]], Chris began supporting Saint on [[Patreon]]:<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-6195899 Patreon support begins], 24 Mrch 2020</ref> he pays five dollars monthly, which is not enough to access all of his new comics.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-6196728 Chris complains he cannot access ''Slime and Punishment''], 25 March 2020</ref> Since Chris' [[Jail Saga|arrest]] in [[August 2021]], his [[Patreon]] has been suspended, with no word from Saint on the loss of the five dollars.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Ibachandlercroppedsmaller.jpg|Ben Saint's [[2016]] commission detailing [[Liquid Chris]]'s fate.
Image:chriswithbensaint.png|Ben Saint with Chris at Bronycon 2019.
Image:SlimeSaga.png|Ben dreams of influencing Chris and inviting Chris through Twitter DMs to jumpstart the slime saga.
Image:Chrissaysitscanon.PNG|Chris declares the events of Ben's comic to be canon to Sonichu.
File:NoelEdBighead.png|thumb|This is what the MWK and Chris actually believe.
File:HorsefamousMeetssonichufamous.jpg|[[TSSSF]] card involving Ben's characters.
File:COWABUNGA!!!!.png|Failures in a half-shell. Saint with Hirtes, A-Log and Kengle
</gallery></center>

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Ben Saint talking about the NightStar Comic
| video = {{#ev:youtube|2OL2rMXMp1k}}
| stardate =
| maker = Ben Saint
| subject =
| type =
| info = }}

==See also==
*[[ArizonaSlime]]
*[[Ben Saint DMs]]
*[[Rowdy Fuckers Cop Killers' ENDLESS WAR‎‎]]
*[[The Place chats - Ben Saint]]

==References==
<references/>
{{DEFAULTSORT:Saint}}
{{ShipficSaga}}
{{Fantasies}}
{{Sonichu}}
{{Trolls}}
{{People}}

[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:Christubers]]

Brony

2023-08-17T16:33:47Z

Naryboo: Redirected page to My Little Pony

#REDIRECT [[My Little Pony]]

Chris's homes

2023-08-17T16:26:04Z

Naryboo: /* Gateway Homes */

[[Image:CWCHouse.jpg|thumb|[[14 Branchland Court]], Chris's main residence for the majority of his life. Like the Phoenix, it has [[2014 house fire|risen from the ashes]].]]
{{Quote|Virginia is actually a beautiful state in most of its locations between the cities and the country scenery and suburbs, not to mention the Blue Ridge Mountains. The parks, trails, and nature areas are clean and lovely in [[Charlottesville]].|Chris<ref>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)]]</ref>}}
Chris has lived all his life in the '''Commonwealth of Virginia''', leaving only to visit other parts of the [[United States]] for short periods of time. However, for various reasons he has lived in five different homes over the course of his life, in two different parts of the state. He has also spent time in three jails and a mental hospital, and he may currently be living in a group home.

Chris was born in a [[Charlottesville]] hospital and spent his early years in [[Ruckersville]], a bumfuck town on the outskirts of Charlottesville which is mainly inhabited by people similar to the late [[Bob Chandler]]. During his middle and high school years ([[1993]]-[[2000]]), he lived in a less bumfuck suburban area 77 miles (125 km) away, just outside the city of Richmond in Chesterfield County. His family decided to return to Ruckersville after Chris finished high school in 2000.

In [[August 2021]], Chris was jailed for [[Affair with Mother|incest]] at a facility in {{w|Orange County, Virginia|Orange County}}, as Greene County (where Ruckersville is located) does not have a jail of its own. In [[February 2022]] he was transferred to [[Western State Hospital]] in {{w|Staunton, Virginia|Staunton}} to be made competent to stand trial. In [[May 2022]] he was returned to the jail. In [[March 2023]] he was released. His current whereabouts are unknown, although he has been spotted in Chesterfield County several times in [[May 2023]], suggesting he may once again be living in that county.

==Chesterfield County==
[[Image:Cloverleaf Streetview.jpg|thumb|right|Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments.]]
[[Image:0083-SurrywoodHouse.jpg|thumb|right|Surreywood.]]
Richmond is the capital city of [[Virginia]] and the former capital of the [[Wikipedia:Confederate States of America|Confederate States of America]]. Chesterfield County is just southwest of Richmond and contains many of its suburbs. Chris and his parents lived in this area from [[1993]] to [[2000]]. During his life here, Chris attended [[Providence Middle School]] and [[Manchester High School]]. He attended Korean Canaan Presbyterian Church with his father and occasionally went swimming at the local YMCA. By late 1999 he was regularly playing [[Pokémon]] at [[Books-A-Million]]. Chris also visited [[Anime Mid-Atlantic|anime convention]] in Richmond 2 times and stayed a total of four nights in 2004 and 2005.

The Chandler family [[A Week With Christian Chandler#Page 4|moved back]] to [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]] at the end of Chris's senior year, meaning that his transition from childhood to adulthood was marked by a physical relocation across the state. This move has therefore acquired enormous symbolic significance for Chris. His complete failure to become a successful adult since then, coupled with his [[Chris and nostalgia|rose-tinted view]] of high school and his [[gal-pals]], have caused him to romanticize Chesterfield County. He continues to believe that had his family not moved back to "lame Ruckersville," he would currently be drowning in [[china]] and everything would be perfect and uncomplicated.

The Chandlers have ties to the Richmond area going back to well before Chris's birth. Barb moved to Richmond in 1961 with her first husband Ran Coleman Yeatts, and Bob moved to the area with his family in 1975 for work. Barb's son [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] was brought up in inner Richmond, and Bob's son [[Alan]] attended high school in Chesterfield County and daughter [[Carol]] attended [[Providence Middle School]] in Chesterfield County, the same school Chris would later attend. Bob and Barb met at a bar in Richmond in 1979 and were living at Bob's house in Chesterfield County at the time of their marriage in 1980. They left the area shortly afterward when Bob was transferred by his job to Charlottesville.

Chris's [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom Ashby]] also live in Chesterfield County, as does his uncle [[Minor Family Members#Wayne Weston|Wayne Weston]]. Chris leaked Harriet and Tom's then-current home address in the [[Miyamoto emails]], hoping that [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] would send them a letter to somehow establish his legitimacy. They have since moved to a different residence, also in Chesterfield County, and wisely chose not to share their new address with Chris or Barb.<ref>[[Rental House Tour]]</ref> In the wake of the summer 2021 allegation that Chris had committed incest with his mother, Chris was forbidden by Emergency Protective Order from the home he shared with her and made plans to stay with his [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]]; however, they refused to accommodate him after they learned what he had done. Chris had already driven to Richmond, however, so it was there he would spend his final night (to date) as a free man, specifically at the Regency Inn, a drive-in motel a short distance away from the [[Regency Square Mall]] in {{w|Henrico County, Va|Henrico County}}; after spending the night of July 31 there, he was [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrested and jailed]] the following afternoon.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref>

===Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments===
The Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments are a set of apartments located just outside of Richmond in Chesterfield County, where the [[Chandler]] family lived from September [[1993]] through the summer of [[1995]].

[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]] and his [[DVD Slideshow Transcripts]] state that he moved to Chesterfield County in September 1992. A 1993 [[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES|''Richmond Times-Dispatch'' article]], however, makes it clear that he moved in September 1993 and that he was still living in Ruckersville during [[Christmas]] 1992.

Chris claimed to have often seen "whooping cranes" in the duck pond behind their domicile.<ref>[[DVD Slideshow Transcripts#CWC Note 2]]</ref> Whooping cranes are nearly extinct and are not found in Virginia, so it's more likely that he saw [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandhill_crane sandhill cranes].

===Surreywood Subdivision===
The Surreywood Subdivision, or as Chris spells it, "Surrywood", is an area of 506 homes in Chesterfield County where the Chandlers lived from [[1995]] to [[1996]].

===Newberry Towne Subdivision===
The Newberry Towne Subdivision is an area of 295 homes in Chesterfield County.<ref>[http://www.newberrytowne.com/]</ref> The Chandlers lived at 6008 Partingdale Circle<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]], page 1</ref> from [[1996]] to [[2000]], Chris's important [[Manchester High School|high school]] years. It is a three-bedroom, three-bathroom condominium built in 1978.

According to Chris, the neighbors spread rumors about his family. He "didn't care much ado about it", but his parents "couldn't take it sitting down".<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg|DVD, note 2]]</ref> These rumors may be related to a mysterious individual named Jamie Dunn, who Bob claims harrassed the family beginning in [[1999]] and tried to get him locked up in jail.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#The End]]</ref> Chris has never discussed the rumors in detail or mentioned whether they were a factor in the family's decision to move away from the Richmond area. He has, however, speculated that dark forces on the [[Greene County Conspiracy|Greene County School Board]] back home conspired to force the relocation.

<center><gallery>
Image:0108-NewberryTowneHouse.jpg|6008 Partingdale Circle.
File:0111-LegoWalkman1.jpg|Chris sitting outside his home.
File:0461-CWCWithCustomCookie.jpg|Chris in the kitchen.
File:0409-ChristianIs17-1.jpg|Chris and [[Barbara]] celebrating his 17th birthday in the presumably living room.
File:0476-CWC18th7.jpg|Chris celebrating his [[My big 18th party|18th birthday]] in the living room.
File:ChesterfieldCounty2000.jpg|The living room shortly thereafter, in the midst of the move to Ruckersville.
File:ChesterfieldCountyRoom2000.jpg|Chris's room in high school.
File:Chris Old Bedroom Large.jpg|Chris's illustration of his room, with [[Spanish]] annotations.
</gallery></center>

===Post-Jail Residence===
[[Image:GroupHomeSaga.jpg|thumb|right|An artist's depiction of Chris at a group home.]]
On 21 [[January 2023]], a letter appeared in Chris's court record from Gateway Homes, a non-profit organization that provides mental health services in a residential setting in rural Chesterfield County.<ref>File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 30 January 2023 - Pleadings-Orders.png</ref> Beginning on 1 [[May 2023]], Chris [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|has been spotted]] in a variety of locations thoughout Chesterfield County, lending support to the hypothesis that Chris is residing there.

So far, there is no concrete proof that Chris is living at Gateway Homes, only circumstantial evidence.

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==Greene County==
Bob and Barbara first moved to the Charlottesville area circa [[1980]] when Bob was transferred there from General Electric's location in Richmond. When they first moved there, they had no ties to the area, and in all the time they lived there they made little effort to establish any. Greene County is on the northeastern outskirts of the Charlottesville area and is predominantly rural in nature, although Ruckersville, located near the Albemarle County line, is more suburban.

===14 Branchland Court===
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Chris spent his first years in [[Ruckersville, VA]], where the Chandlers resided at [[14 Branchland Court]]. He and [[Bob Chandler|his father]] moved to the Richmond area after Chris left the fourth grade due to a dispute with the local school system. According to [[100 2178|a video address]] Chris released on 8 [[May 2010]], the Chandlers tried to sell 14 Branchland Court at some point during their time living in Richmond, but were unable to do so. As a consequence, Chris says, they were forced to move back to Ruckersville after he graduated [[high school]]. In the late [[2010s]], Chris has taken to referring to the house as the "Temple".

===Rental House===
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After 14BC was damaged by a [[fire]] in [[January 2014]], Chris and Barb moved to a temporary rental house at 6382 Flintstone Drive in the nearby unincorporated community of [[Wikipedia:Barboursville, VA|Barboursville]] around 3 miles southeast of 14BC. By [[January 2015]], they had fully returned to 14BC.

==Jails and institutions==

===Albemarle-Charlottesville Regional Jail===
Albemarle-Charlottesville Regional Jail serves the city of Charlottesville and the surrounding suburban area of [[wikipedia:Albemarle County|Albemarle County]]. Chris has spent a total of four nights in the jail, and Barb has spent one night there.

Chris was first driven to the jail in July [[2005]] following an incident at [[Target]], but he was ultimately released without a full arrest.

Following the [[28 October 2011]] incident, Chris and Barb were arrested and spent the night of 28-29 October in the jail before being released on bail.

Following the [[26 December 2014]] incident, Chris was arrested and taken to the jail once again. Because he was arrested on a Friday, he spent three nights in jail before being released on bail on Monday, 29 December.

===Henrico County Regional Jail West===
Chris spent the night of 1-2 August 2021 in Henrico County Regional Jail West following his arrest for incest just outside of Richmond. On 2 August he was transferred to Central Virginia Regional Jail.<ref>https://dailyprogress.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/greene-county-woman-charged-with-incest/article_fbee4158-f3db-11eb-9ebc-bf432f1c0e8f.html</ref>

===Central Virginia Regional Jail===
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From 2 [[August 2021]] through 28 [[February 2022]], and again from 3 [[May 2022]] through 27 [[March 2023]], Chris was held without bond at '''Central Virginia Regional Jail''' (or as he once called it, "this Jail of Fail")<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]</ref> in {{w|Orange, Virginia|Orange}}, where he awaited several hearings on the charge of incest.<ref>https://dailyprogress.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/greene-county-woman-charged-with-incest/article_fbee4158-f3db-11eb-9ebc-bf432f1c0e8f.html</ref>

===Western State Hospital===
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On 28 [[February 2022]], Chris was officially transferred from CVRJ to an undisclosed location which turned out to be '''Western State Hospital''', a mental hospital located in {{w|Staunton, Virginia|Staunton, Virginia}}, about 50 miles west of Ruckersville.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]]</ref> He may actually have been transferred immediately after his hearing on 3 February, as his last jail letters from before the transfer are dated 30 January. Chris was held in 1 Hickory, a long-term unit. He was transferred back to CVRJ on 3 May.

===Gateway Homes===
Gateway Homes is a group home Chris is rumored to be staying at after he was released from jail. It's unclear if he's still staying there after the hearing.
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==Chris and the rest of Virginia==
Back when the Chandlers were still on speaking terms with their relatives outside of Ruckersville, they would make occasional trips to Barb's hometown of [[Wikipedia: Red Oak, Virginia|Red Oak]] (or, as Chris tends to spell it, "Redoak"), a backwoods settlement in the [[wikipedia:Southside Virginia|Southside]] region of Virginia, to visit Barb's sister [[Aunt Corrina|Corrina]] and her family. It was here that the Chandlers picked [[Patti]] out of Corrina's litter. After her death in February 2009, they came to Red Oak to take part in her funeral.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2]]</ref> [[Message for John Kyle|In a 2013 video]], Chris claims that everyone living in Red Oak after Corrina's death hates the Chandlers.

Despite his later claims about being hated after Corrina's death, Chris visited Red Oak again over the weekend of 27-28 [[June 2009]] to attend the wedding of his cousin [[Minor Family Members#Jonathan Carey|Jonathan Carey]]. This happened to be the same weekend on which [[BILLY MAYS]] tragically passed away, hours after being hit on the head during a rough airplane landing.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20090804151707/http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529350,00.html</ref> In a July 2009 [[Chris-chan_Discusses...#Chris-chan_Discusses..._BILLY_MAYS|interview with Guru Larry]], Chris mentions this trip as an alibi to prove that he could not have been the one piloting the plane Billy was on shortly before his death.

Chris and Barb visited Red Oak in April 2012 (shortly after Chris [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]) to plant flowers at her father's and Corrina's graves, but they did not visit their living family members as they were all "busy". Instead Chris and Barb stayed at a hotel in nearby [[Wikipedia: Clarksville, Virginia|Clarksville]].<ref>[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Vacation]]</ref><ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012#The Hooker and a Court Date]]</ref>

Chris once claimed in a conversation with a fan from the city of [[wikipedia:Fredericksburg, Virginia|Fredericksburg, Virginia]] that he had passed through his hometown on the way to Corrina's house "a few times".<ref>[[IRC_(24_October_2008)]]</ref> Chris has also mentioned Fredericksburg as the place where he bought [[Clover and Snoopy]] in 2012, and he has stated that the city of [[CWCville]] is located "to the north to north-east" of Fredericksburg.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 10]]</ref> It is not clear why Chris would have had to pass through Fredericksburg on the way to Corrina's, as that city is north of Richmond and nowhere near Red Oak.

Other Virginia cities outside of the Richmond and Charlottesville areas which Chris has visited include [[BrickFest|Arlington]], [[James Madison University|Harr]][[Madicon|ison]][[A browsing around an ol' playground|burg]], [[Chris_and_mental_healthcare#Psychiatric_Papers|Mount Sidney]], [[Midnight Moonflower|Newport News]], [[Ghost Hunting with Chris Chan|Staun]][[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes|ton]] and [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Williamsburg_Premium_Outlets|Williamsburg]].

==Chris and the rest of the United States==
For most of his life, Chris rarely left Virginia, save for a trip to San Francisco, California for [[Cole Smithey|his half-brother's]] birthday circa July 1989,<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref><ref>[[Rental House Tour#Time to go]]</ref> his ill-fated [[Ohio trip|road trip to Ohio]] to visit [[BlueSpike|Julie]] in 2009 and the occasional day trip to Washington, D.C. Since 2017, however, he has attended several conventions outside of his home state, including [[BronyCon]] and [[MAGfest]] in Maryland and [[TooManyGames]] in Pennsylvania. He also [[Pennsylvania Trip|drove to Pennsylvania]] on a separate occasion to deliver a package to a fan and attempt to visit a popular YouTuber.

The California trip was the farthest Chris has traveled and the only time that Chris has flown on an airplane. [[Barb]] described the flight as "painful",<ref>[[Rental House Tour#Barb's family heritage]]</ref> but it is not clear if she was referring to the ordinary discomforts of air travel or if Chris's autism presented additional difficulties. Chris expressed an interest in returning to the San Francisco Bay Area for [[BABSCon]], but [[Chris and money|financial circumstances]] and the [[COVID-19]] pandemic prevented him from doing so. He had a real chance of getting to go to the [[Everfree Northwest]] convention near Seattle, Washington in [[August 2021]], but he was banned from attending after news of his incestuous relationship with his mother came to light. Looking forward, Chris's ''persona non grata'' status and lack of a car mean that future travel opportunities outside of Virginia will likely be limited.

==Chris and the rest of the world==
To this day, Chris hasn't left the United States. He does ship internationally, and he sent a [[Hair#Hair mail|lock of his hair]] to a fan in Mexico, but that's the closest he has ever gotten to traveling abroad. When asked which countries he would most like to visit [[IRC (22 December 2008)|in 2008]], he mentioned [[Anime|Japan]], England and France. When asked the same question again [[Twitter Q&A|in 2019]], his answer had changed to England, Japan, Canada and "maybe [[Nazis|Germany]], [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|Scotland and Ireland]]". Apart from Japan, all the countries Chris has expressed an interest in visiting are countries which he has [[Family tree|ancestors]] from (or at least believes he does).

==Desired housing==
On 18 [[April 2018]], while in a chat with the [[Idea Guys]], Chris claimed that he was planning to move out. In response to Wise threatening his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]], Chris answered that "I Need Her Alive. Until After I am moved out. And I did take the first step on that by taking with my friends about helping me find the new place to move to."<ref>[[Cryzel Torture]]</ref> However, no apparent progress was made on that, as Chris still lived with his mother until his [[August 2021]] arrest for [[incest]].

On 4 [[September 2020]], Chris mentioned that he wished for "a fully-paid for and set up two-story" house on Westwood Drive in Ruckersville for [[Naught]] and [[MKRNightVee]] to move into. Chris claimed that he didn't ship them together. He said this wish was because [[14 Branchland Court]] was not suitable for them to chill at because of [[Clover and Snoopy]] being stressed around other people.<ref>[[Anaxis DMs]]</ref>

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[[Image:CWCHouse.jpg|thumb|[[14 Branchland Court]], Chris's main residence for the majority of his life. Like the Phoenix, it has [[2014 house fire|risen from the ashes]].]]
{{Quote|Virginia is actually a beautiful state in most of its locations between the cities and the country scenery and suburbs, not to mention the Blue Ridge Mountains. The parks, trails, and nature areas are clean and lovely in [[Charlottesville]].|Chris<ref>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)]]</ref>}}
Chris has lived all his life in the '''Commonwealth of Virginia''', leaving only to visit other parts of the [[United States]] for short periods of time. However, for various reasons he has lived in five different homes over the course of his life, in two different parts of the state. He has also spent time in three jails and a mental hospital, and he may currently be living in a group home.

Chris was born in a [[Charlottesville]] hospital and spent his early years in [[Ruckersville]], a bumfuck town on the outskirts of Charlottesville which is mainly inhabited by people similar to the late [[Bob Chandler]]. During his middle and high school years ([[1993]]-[[2000]]), he lived in a less bumfuck suburban area 77 miles (125 km) away, just outside the city of Richmond in Chesterfield County. His family decided to return to Ruckersville after Chris finished high school in 2000.

In [[August 2021]], Chris was jailed for [[Affair with Mother|incest]] at a facility in {{w|Orange County, Virginia|Orange County}}, as Greene County (where Ruckersville is located) does not have a jail of its own. In [[February 2022]] he was transferred to [[Western State Hospital]] in {{w|Staunton, Virginia|Staunton}} to be made competent to stand trial. In [[May 2022]] he was returned to the jail. In [[March 2023]] he was released. His current whereabouts are unknown, although he has been spotted in Chesterfield County several times in [[May 2023]], suggesting he may once again be living in that county.

==Chesterfield County==
[[Image:Cloverleaf Streetview.jpg|thumb|right|Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments.]]
[[Image:0083-SurrywoodHouse.jpg|thumb|right|Surreywood.]]
Richmond is the capital city of [[Virginia]] and the former capital of the [[Wikipedia:Confederate States of America|Confederate States of America]]. Chesterfield County is just southwest of Richmond and contains many of its suburbs. Chris and his parents lived in this area from [[1993]] to [[2000]]. During his life here, Chris attended [[Providence Middle School]] and [[Manchester High School]]. He attended Korean Canaan Presbyterian Church with his father and occasionally went swimming at the local YMCA. By late 1999 he was regularly playing [[Pokémon]] at [[Books-A-Million]]. Chris also visited [[Anime Mid-Atlantic|anime convention]] in Richmond 2 times and stayed a total of four nights in 2004 and 2005.

The Chandler family [[A Week With Christian Chandler#Page 4|moved back]] to [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]] at the end of Chris's senior year, meaning that his transition from childhood to adulthood was marked by a physical relocation across the state. This move has therefore acquired enormous symbolic significance for Chris. His complete failure to become a successful adult since then, coupled with his [[Chris and nostalgia|rose-tinted view]] of high school and his [[gal-pals]], have caused him to romanticize Chesterfield County. He continues to believe that had his family not moved back to "lame Ruckersville," he would currently be drowning in [[china]] and everything would be perfect and uncomplicated.

The Chandlers have ties to the Richmond area going back to well before Chris's birth. Barb moved to Richmond in 1961 with her first husband Ran Coleman Yeatts, and Bob moved to the area with his family in 1975 for work. Barb's son [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] was brought up in inner Richmond, and Bob's son [[Alan]] attended high school in Chesterfield County and daughter [[Carol]] attended [[Providence Middle School]] in Chesterfield County, the same school Chris would later attend. Bob and Barb met at a bar in Richmond in 1979 and were living at Bob's house in Chesterfield County at the time of their marriage in 1980. They left the area shortly afterward when Bob was transferred by his job to Charlottesville.

Chris's [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom Ashby]] also live in Chesterfield County, as does his uncle [[Minor Family Members#Wayne Weston|Wayne Weston]]. Chris leaked Harriet and Tom's then-current home address in the [[Miyamoto emails]], hoping that [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] would send them a letter to somehow establish his legitimacy. They have since moved to a different residence, also in Chesterfield County, and wisely chose not to share their new address with Chris or Barb.<ref>[[Rental House Tour]]</ref> In the wake of the summer 2021 allegation that Chris had committed incest with his mother, Chris was forbidden by Emergency Protective Order from the home he shared with her and made plans to stay with his [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]]; however, they refused to accommodate him after they learned what he had done. Chris had already driven to Richmond, however, so it was there he would spend his final night (to date) as a free man, specifically at the Regency Inn, a drive-in motel a short distance away from the [[Regency Square Mall]] in {{w|Henrico County, Va|Henrico County}}; after spending the night of July 31 there, he was [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrested and jailed]] the following afternoon.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref>

===Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments===
The Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments are a set of apartments located just outside of Richmond in Chesterfield County, where the [[Chandler]] family lived from September [[1993]] through the summer of [[1995]].

[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]] and his [[DVD Slideshow Transcripts]] state that he moved to Chesterfield County in September 1992. A 1993 [[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES|''Richmond Times-Dispatch'' article]], however, makes it clear that he moved in September 1993 and that he was still living in Ruckersville during [[Christmas]] 1992.

Chris claimed to have often seen "whooping cranes" in the duck pond behind their domicile.<ref>[[DVD Slideshow Transcripts#CWC Note 2]]</ref> Whooping cranes are nearly extinct and are not found in Virginia, so it's more likely that he saw [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandhill_crane sandhill cranes].

===Surreywood Subdivision===
The Surreywood Subdivision, or as Chris spells it, "Surrywood", is an area of 506 homes in Chesterfield County where the Chandlers lived from [[1995]] to [[1996]].

===Newberry Towne Subdivision===
The Newberry Towne Subdivision is an area of 295 homes in Chesterfield County.<ref>[http://www.newberrytowne.com/]</ref> The Chandlers lived at 6008 Partingdale Circle<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]], page 1</ref> from [[1996]] to [[2000]], Chris's important [[Manchester High School|high school]] years. It is a three-bedroom, three-bathroom condominium built in 1978.

According to Chris, the neighbors spread rumors about his family. He "didn't care much ado about it", but his parents "couldn't take it sitting down".<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg|DVD, note 2]]</ref> These rumors may be related to a mysterious individual named Jamie Dunn, who Bob claims harrassed the family beginning in [[1999]] and tried to get him locked up in jail.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#The End]]</ref> Chris has never discussed the rumors in detail or mentioned whether they were a factor in the family's decision to move away from the Richmond area. He has, however, speculated that dark forces on the [[Greene County Conspiracy|Greene County School Board]] back home conspired to force the relocation.

<center><gallery>
Image:0108-NewberryTowneHouse.jpg|6008 Partingdale Circle.
File:0111-LegoWalkman1.jpg|Chris sitting outside his home.
File:0461-CWCWithCustomCookie.jpg|Chris in the kitchen.
File:0409-ChristianIs17-1.jpg|Chris and [[Barbara]] celebrating his 17th birthday in the presumably living room.
File:0476-CWC18th7.jpg|Chris celebrating his [[My big 18th party|18th birthday]] in the living room.
File:ChesterfieldCounty2000.jpg|The living room shortly thereafter, in the midst of the move to Ruckersville.
File:ChesterfieldCountyRoom2000.jpg|Chris's room in high school.
File:Chris Old Bedroom Large.jpg|Chris's illustration of his room, with [[Spanish]] annotations.
</gallery></center>

===Post-Jail Residence===
[[Image:GroupHomeSaga.jpg|thumb|right|An artist's depiction of Chris at a group home.]]
On 21 [[January 2023]], a letter appeared in Chris's court record from Gateway Homes, a non-profit organization that provides mental health services in a residential setting in rural Chesterfield County.<ref>File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 30 January 2023 - Pleadings-Orders.png</ref> Beginning on 1 [[May 2023]], Chris [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|has been spotted]] in a variety of locations thoughout Chesterfield County, lending support to the hypothesis that Chris is residing there.

So far, there is no concrete proof that Chris is living at Gateway Homes, only circumstantial evidence.

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==Greene County==
Bob and Barbara first moved to the Charlottesville area circa [[1980]] when Bob was transferred there from General Electric's location in Richmond. When they first moved there, they had no ties to the area, and in all the time they lived there they made little effort to establish any. Greene County is on the northeastern outskirts of the Charlottesville area and is predominantly rural in nature, although Ruckersville, located near the Albemarle County line, is more suburban.

===14 Branchland Court===
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Chris spent his first years in [[Ruckersville, VA]], where the Chandlers resided at [[14 Branchland Court]]. He and [[Bob Chandler|his father]] moved to the Richmond area after Chris left the fourth grade due to a dispute with the local school system. According to [[100 2178|a video address]] Chris released on 8 [[May 2010]], the Chandlers tried to sell 14 Branchland Court at some point during their time living in Richmond, but were unable to do so. As a consequence, Chris says, they were forced to move back to Ruckersville after he graduated [[high school]]. In the late [[2010s]], Chris has taken to referring to the house as the "Temple".

===Rental House===
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After 14BC was damaged by a [[fire]] in [[January 2014]], Chris and Barb moved to a temporary rental house at 6382 Flintstone Drive in the nearby unincorporated community of [[Wikipedia:Barboursville, VA|Barboursville]] around 3 miles southeast of 14BC. By [[January 2015]], they had fully returned to 14BC.

==Jails and institutions==

===Albemarle-Charlottesville Regional Jail===
Albemarle-Charlottesville Regional Jail serves the city of Charlottesville and the surrounding suburban area of [[wikipedia:Albemarle County|Albemarle County]]. Chris has spent a total of four nights in the jail, and Barb has spent one night there.

Chris was first driven to the jail in July [[2005]] following an incident at [[Target]], but he was ultimately released without a full arrest.

Following the [[28 October 2011]] incident, Chris and Barb were arrested and spent the night of 28-29 October in the jail before being released on bail.

Following the [[26 December 2014]] incident, Chris was arrested and taken to the jail once again. Because he was arrested on a Friday, he spent three nights in jail before being released on bail on Monday, 29 December.

===Henrico County Regional Jail West===
Chris spent the night of 1-2 August 2021 in Henrico County Regional Jail West following his arrest for incest just outside of Richmond. On 2 August he was transferred to Central Virginia Regional Jail.<ref>https://dailyprogress.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/greene-county-woman-charged-with-incest/article_fbee4158-f3db-11eb-9ebc-bf432f1c0e8f.html</ref>

===Central Virginia Regional Jail===
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From 2 [[August 2021]] through 28 [[February 2022]], and again from 3 [[May 2022]] through 27 [[March 2023]], Chris was held without bond at '''Central Virginia Regional Jail''' (or as he once called it, "this Jail of Fail")<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]</ref> in {{w|Orange, Virginia|Orange}}, where he awaited several hearings on the charge of incest.<ref>https://dailyprogress.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/greene-county-woman-charged-with-incest/article_fbee4158-f3db-11eb-9ebc-bf432f1c0e8f.html</ref>

===Western State Hospital===
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On 28 [[February 2022]], Chris was officially transferred from CVRJ to an undisclosed location which turned out to be '''Western State Hospital''', a mental hospital located in {{w|Staunton, Virginia|Staunton, Virginia}}, about 50 miles west of Ruckersville.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]]</ref> He may actually have been transferred immediately after his hearing on 3 February, as his last jail letters from before the transfer are dated 30 January. Chris was held in 1 Hickory, a long-term unit. He was transferred back to CVRJ on 3 May.

===Gateway Homes===
Gateway Homes is a group home Chris is rumored to be staying at after he was released from jail.
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==Chris and the rest of Virginia==
Back when the Chandlers were still on speaking terms with their relatives outside of Ruckersville, they would make occasional trips to Barb's hometown of [[Wikipedia: Red Oak, Virginia|Red Oak]] (or, as Chris tends to spell it, "Redoak"), a backwoods settlement in the [[wikipedia:Southside Virginia|Southside]] region of Virginia, to visit Barb's sister [[Aunt Corrina|Corrina]] and her family. It was here that the Chandlers picked [[Patti]] out of Corrina's litter. After her death in February 2009, they came to Red Oak to take part in her funeral.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2]]</ref> [[Message for John Kyle|In a 2013 video]], Chris claims that everyone living in Red Oak after Corrina's death hates the Chandlers.

Despite his later claims about being hated after Corrina's death, Chris visited Red Oak again over the weekend of 27-28 [[June 2009]] to attend the wedding of his cousin [[Minor Family Members#Jonathan Carey|Jonathan Carey]]. This happened to be the same weekend on which [[BILLY MAYS]] tragically passed away, hours after being hit on the head during a rough airplane landing.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20090804151707/http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529350,00.html</ref> In a July 2009 [[Chris-chan_Discusses...#Chris-chan_Discusses..._BILLY_MAYS|interview with Guru Larry]], Chris mentions this trip as an alibi to prove that he could not have been the one piloting the plane Billy was on shortly before his death.

Chris and Barb visited Red Oak in April 2012 (shortly after Chris [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]) to plant flowers at her father's and Corrina's graves, but they did not visit their living family members as they were all "busy". Instead Chris and Barb stayed at a hotel in nearby [[Wikipedia: Clarksville, Virginia|Clarksville]].<ref>[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Vacation]]</ref><ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012#The Hooker and a Court Date]]</ref>

Chris once claimed in a conversation with a fan from the city of [[wikipedia:Fredericksburg, Virginia|Fredericksburg, Virginia]] that he had passed through his hometown on the way to Corrina's house "a few times".<ref>[[IRC_(24_October_2008)]]</ref> Chris has also mentioned Fredericksburg as the place where he bought [[Clover and Snoopy]] in 2012, and he has stated that the city of [[CWCville]] is located "to the north to north-east" of Fredericksburg.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 10]]</ref> It is not clear why Chris would have had to pass through Fredericksburg on the way to Corrina's, as that city is north of Richmond and nowhere near Red Oak.

Other Virginia cities outside of the Richmond and Charlottesville areas which Chris has visited include [[BrickFest|Arlington]], [[James Madison University|Harr]][[Madicon|ison]][[A browsing around an ol' playground|burg]], [[Chris_and_mental_healthcare#Psychiatric_Papers|Mount Sidney]], [[Midnight Moonflower|Newport News]], [[Ghost Hunting with Chris Chan|Staun]][[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes|ton]] and [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Williamsburg_Premium_Outlets|Williamsburg]].

==Chris and the rest of the United States==
For most of his life, Chris rarely left Virginia, save for a trip to San Francisco, California for [[Cole Smithey|his half-brother's]] birthday circa July 1989,<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref><ref>[[Rental House Tour#Time to go]]</ref> his ill-fated [[Ohio trip|road trip to Ohio]] to visit [[BlueSpike|Julie]] in 2009 and the occasional day trip to Washington, D.C. Since 2017, however, he has attended several conventions outside of his home state, including [[BronyCon]] and [[MAGfest]] in Maryland and [[TooManyGames]] in Pennsylvania. He also [[Pennsylvania Trip|drove to Pennsylvania]] on a separate occasion to deliver a package to a fan and attempt to visit a popular YouTuber.

The California trip was the farthest Chris has traveled and the only time that Chris has flown on an airplane. [[Barb]] described the flight as "painful",<ref>[[Rental House Tour#Barb's family heritage]]</ref> but it is not clear if she was referring to the ordinary discomforts of air travel or if Chris's autism presented additional difficulties. Chris expressed an interest in returning to the San Francisco Bay Area for [[BABSCon]], but [[Chris and money|financial circumstances]] and the [[COVID-19]] pandemic prevented him from doing so. He had a real chance of getting to go to the [[Everfree Northwest]] convention near Seattle, Washington in [[August 2021]], but he was banned from attending after news of his incestuous relationship with his mother came to light. Looking forward, Chris's ''persona non grata'' status and lack of a car mean that future travel opportunities outside of Virginia will likely be limited.

==Chris and the rest of the world==
To this day, Chris hasn't left the United States. He does ship internationally, and he sent a [[Hair#Hair mail|lock of his hair]] to a fan in Mexico, but that's the closest he has ever gotten to traveling abroad. When asked which countries he would most like to visit [[IRC (22 December 2008)|in 2008]], he mentioned [[Anime|Japan]], England and France. When asked the same question again [[Twitter Q&A|in 2019]], his answer had changed to England, Japan, Canada and "maybe [[Nazis|Germany]], [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|Scotland and Ireland]]". Apart from Japan, all the countries Chris has expressed an interest in visiting are countries which he has [[Family tree|ancestors]] from (or at least believes he does).

==Desired housing==
On 18 [[April 2018]], while in a chat with the [[Idea Guys]], Chris claimed that he was planning to move out. In response to Wise threatening his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]], Chris answered that "I Need Her Alive. Until After I am moved out. And I did take the first step on that by taking with my friends about helping me find the new place to move to."<ref>[[Cryzel Torture]]</ref> However, no apparent progress was made on that, as Chris still lived with his mother until his [[August 2021]] arrest for [[incest]].

On 4 [[September 2020]], Chris mentioned that he wished for "a fully-paid for and set up two-story" house on Westwood Drive in Ruckersville for [[Naught]] and [[MKRNightVee]] to move into. Chris claimed that he didn't ship them together. He said this wish was because [[14 Branchland Court]] was not suitable for them to chill at because of [[Clover and Snoopy]] being stressed around other people.<ref>[[Anaxis DMs]]</ref>

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