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Messiah complex

2021-03-23T02:27:45Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu: /* Dimensional Merge */

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[[File:CWC GoPony reaction.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Chris and religion|Chris explicitly invoking his own name as a deity]] [[Spirit possession|while pretending to be]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[My Little Pony Protests|as part of his open disdain for ''Pony Life'']].]]

A '''messiah complex''' is the mental state of those who believe they are, or will become, saviors. [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] started demonstrating symptoms of this type of psychosis alongside his worsening narcissism and increase in maladapative [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanisms.

In the latter half of the 2010s Chris increasingly started resorting to his fantasy world as a way of [[coping]] with the pressures of [[reality]] and, after being influenced by the [[Idea Guys]]' cult-like grip, (who utilized [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|a parody series about video game deities]] to [[manipulate]] Chris), he gradually built up a belief that these deities really existed in another dimension, and copied the lore about them to make up an imaginary counterpart of himself with their powers, [[CPU Blue Heart]]. Chris also attempted without success to orchestrate a [[Dimensional Merge]] to unite himself with said counterpart to gain an array of godlike powers, all as a maladaptive coping mechanism against his bleak life.

==Origin of the Messiah complex==
{{main|Chris and his ego#Narcissistic personality disorder|Chris and coping}}

Chris's messiah complex grew out of two already existing problems he had, namely his narcissism and his maladaptive coping mechanisms.

[[Chris and reality|Since before his discovery, Chris believed he had magic powers]]; he used to curse people he didn't like ([[JERKS|men]]) and bless people he liked ([[women]]). [[Curse ye ha me ha#Yes, he actually thinks this works|Due to trolls acting like these curses actually worked]], Chris got the confirmation that some of his powers were real. He also thought God and Jesus had a special interest in his life and were appearing in his dreams to help him.

In his comics Chris gave himself god like powers to beat up the people he didn't like and change IRL situations where he was punished by authorities to a situation where he won against the authorities i.e, a Mary Sue. For a long time comic Chris and real Chris were separate individuals in Chris's mind, but with the coming of the [[Idea Guys]] and [[Teen Troon Squad]] the line between reality and fiction got blurred and he mixed himself and his self insert up.

As he had to prove to the fans that his newfound magic powers were real, he came up with the most rational solution he could think of; the dimensional merge. This helped blow his messiah complex out of proportion.

==Dimensional Merge==
{{Main|Dimensional Merge}}

The Merge is a concept where two dimensions, one where Chris is a loser and another where he is a god are merging where the end result is a single Chris with godlike powers. He created the concept of the merge to answer why his powers are being activated after 36 years of his miserable existence.

This was most likely created as a means of [[coping]] from his life where he was the man of the house and had to take care of his mother, pay bills and do tasks he considers to be [[stress|stressful]]. He also uses the merge to justify why he does nothing daily and to give himself hope that things might get better in the future.

To stroke his [[ego]] and get confirmation that his godlike powers are being activated, he made his fictional characters worship him, for him these [[OCs|characters are living]] and their worship is equivalent to worship by actual people. Seeing this, many [[enablers]] also started worshipping him and created a religion based on him to get on his good side. Due to all this reaffirmation in his believes he started thinking he is a god.

==Examples of the Messiah complex==
*Phrases such as "Oh, My Chris Chan!"<ref>[[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History#Mentions by Chris]]</ref><ref>[[:File:CWC GoPony reaction.jpg]]</ref> and "Chris Chan Sonichu is watching over you"<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1271137941411299330</ref> – replacing the word "God" with his nickname.

*Asked people to pray to him multiple times.

*Has said he is looks over others lives to make sure no bad happens to them (though one person he was looking over did get divorced)

*Claims to make sure (many) people don't die of [[COVID-19|diseases]].

==See also==
*[[Chris and his Ego]]
*[[Chris and religion]]
*[[CPU Blue Heart]]
*[[Chris and coping]]

==References==
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{{Fantasies}}
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]

User:Nate-Kar Sonichu

2019-04-16T02:20:08Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu:

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Not a very special CWCki user and Sonichu fan.

Talk:DRWolf

2019-02-19T03:53:18Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu: Created page with "Do we really need the good doctor's photo, IRL name, and IRL occupation listed on this page? So far as I'm aware Chris hasn't dropped his dox in videos or interacted with the..."

Do we really need the good doctor's photo, IRL name, and IRL occupation listed on this page? So far as I'm aware Chris hasn't dropped his dox in videos or interacted with the actual guy in any meaningful way or anything, not even mentioned him in any capacity beyond being a fictional wolf that is also a therapist to fictional horses. Seems like a pretty weenish thing to do.[[User:Nate-Kar Sonichu|Nathan]] ([[User talk:Nate-Kar Sonichu|talk]]) 03:53, 19 February 2019 (UTC)

Talk:Chris and remorse

2018-01-26T08:02:52Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu: /* Chris and improvement */

For the third quote, the one under the "Rationalization" heading-- where is that from? What specific act did he perform that needed to be apologized for?
[[User:Sygerrik|Sygerrik]] 16:10, 4 November 2009 (CET)
:Sorry, forgot to add the link to that one. Anyways, that was Chris almost apologizing for trying to trick Kacey into coming to his house by impersonating Liquid.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:28, 4 November 2009 (CET)

Maybe mention his lack of shame regarding all the leaks on the net? Most people would have disappeared long ago. [[User:JohnnyA|JohnnyA]] 16:39, 4 November 2009 (CET)
:I think that really demonstrates a lack of shame more than a lack of remorse.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:08, 5 November 2009 (CET)
::Yeah, I just thought maybe you could tie it in. [[User:JohnnyA|JohnnyA]] 05:35, 5 November 2009 (CET)

Maybe also mention how he only apologized to The Game Place because he wanted to buy some Eye of Judgment cards. --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 18:36, 4 November 2009 (CET)
:<s>Is there an E-mail or something that backs that up? If there is it would be excellent evidence that Chris only issues apologies when you have something he wants.
:Granted, the thing he usually wants is China.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:08, 5 November 2009 (CET)</s>
::DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS. One of these days I'll learn to search before I talk. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:13, 5 November 2009 (CET)

"Never mind that no mentally healthy adult human actually behaves this way, at least not in public view." (regarding the [[April 16 Fetish Vids]]) Far be it for me to defend the inbred, self-important manchild, but 1) I'd sure as shit do all that for a girl and fuck you if you say the majority of you wouldn't, and 2) he didn't do it in public view—the video was released without his knowledge or consent. I don't want to go all moralfag and I really don't give a shit if people want to publish lies and half-truths to piss him off, but this even contradicts the explanation in [[April 16 Fetish Vids|the entry]] that "[t]he footage was released by the miscreants on 16 April 2009." —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 23:25, 15 November 2009 (CET)
:You would take a video of yourself wearing a diaper, while alone in your room just to appease some chick? Damn dude. What the hell kind of girls are you into?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:39, 16 December 2009 (CET)
* He's got a point, though. Chris never intended for the videos to be shown publicly, it wasn't like he posted them directly to YouTube for all to see. -[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 06:09, 12 February 2010 (UTC)
**Line removed. and now that I've taken this bold step in not offending diaper perverts, I'm wondering why none of the people who actually cared changed it. This is a wiki, you know.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:52, 12 February 2010 (UTC)
==Autism and remorse==
It's actually a common trait of autism to lack empathy, which is why someone who is autistic would have trouble showing remorse. This should be noted in the article. Otherwise, decent article - I was afraid this was going to be an armchair psychology article with whoever started this article's opinions on why Chris is fucked up but it actually documents pretty well the major occasions Chris has lacked empathy. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:16, 7 November 2009 (CET)
:I need to do some serious cleaning up in this article. I'll be sure to mention those points. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:31, 12 November 2009 (CET)
I'm no expert, but should it be said that there's a difference between empathy and compassion? According to my understanding (brace for tl;dr): empathy is understanding what others are thinking and feeling at that moment, whereas compassion is caring about other beings. One could not have much empathy, in that they cannot perceive/understand what another person is thinking or feeling; but they could also be compassionate in that they truly do not wish to hurt other people, despite being "clumsy" emotionally. Naturally, Chris has neither. --06:09, 12 February 2010 (UTC)
* Going by that, Chris would at least be somewhat compassionate. It's not too far-fetched to think that Chris truly likes his parents, his pets, and his sweethearts (mostly Megan), albeit in his own awkwardly-expressed way. Those strange ways are magnified by his utter lack of empathy. Think of the bull in the china shop, if the bull was just stuck with a stock prod. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 06:29, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

==I'm Sorry, Now Give Me Money==

What the fuck? Is that for real?! My god, he threatens to kill, then wants to swindle her out of money? My GOD! --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 04:25, 15 November 2009 (CET)
:I'm pretty sure Vivian wouldn't lie about this sort of thing. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:29, 15 November 2009 (CET)
::So typical of Chris. This is not the last one we will see. He will ask for his share of profit over anything produced with the name of Sonichu. Besides, we all know what "Sorry" means for him:"Forget what I have done and give me stuff!". I wonder if I had some sympathies left for the Man-child before I saw this. Now I know (none). [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:48, 15 November 2009 (CET)
:Oh, I know she wouldn't, but still, I'm surprised Chris would go so far as to use extortion! --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:02, 15 November 2009 (CET)

::I don't believe it was supposed to be extortion - Chris had no actual power in that situation and doesn't seem to think about consequences or how one pattern of behaviour links to another. I would guess that the death threats and asking for money were completely separate acts to be looked at independently of each other. In Chris's eyes, at least. I apologised, so it never happened. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 21:29, 31 January 2010 (UTC)

== Antisocial personality disorder ==

I have a feeling that Chris suffers from [[Wikipedia:Antisocial personality disorder|antisocial personality disorder]], whose diagnosis criteria detail many of the characteristics that Chris exhibits.

{{quotebox|The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders fourth edition, DSM V, a widely used manual for diagnosing mental disorders, defines antisocial personality disorder (in Axis II Cluster B) as:

The essential features of a personality disorder are impairments in personality (self and interpersonal) functioning and the presence of pathological personality traits. To diagnose antisocial personality disorder, the following criteria must be met:

A. Significant impairments in personality functioning manifest by:

1. Impairments in self functioning (a or b):

a. Identity: [[Chris and his Ego|Ego-centrism]]; self-esteem derived from personal gain, [[power]], or [[China|pleasure]].

b. Self-direction: Goal-setting based on [[Love Quest|personal gratification]]; absence of prosocial internal standards associated with [[Chris and the law|failure to conform to lawful]] or [[Attraction sign|culturally normative ethical behavior]].

AND

2. Impairments in interpersonal functioning (a or b):

a. [[Chris and death|Empathy]]: Lack of concern for feelings, needs, or [[Ryan Cash|suffering of others]]; lack of [[remorse]] after [[Gal-pals|hurting or mistreating another]].

b. Intimacy: Incapacity for mutually intimate relationships, as exploitation is a primary means of relating to others, including by deceit and coercion; use of dominance or intimidation to control others.

B. Pathological personality traits in the following domains:

1. Antagonism, characterized by:

a. Manipulativeness: Frequent use of subterfuge to influence or control others; use of seduction, charm, glibness, or ingratiation to achieve [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|one's ends]].

b. [[List of Chris's lies|Deceitfulness]]: Dishonesty and fraudulence; [[Alec Benson Leary calls|misrepresentation of self]]; embellishment or [[Chris and reality|fabrication when relating events]].

c. [[Chris and remorse|Callousness]]: Lack of concern for feelings or problems of others; lack of guilt or remorse about the [[SheCameForCWC.jpg|negative]] [[Twin Falling Towers|or harmful effects]] of one's [[Megan Schroeder|actions]] [[Kacey|on]] [[The Wallflower|others]]; [[Chris and anger|aggression]]; sadism.

d. Hostility: [[Michael Snyder|Persistent or frequent angry feelings]]; anger or irritability in response to [[Kick the Autistic|minor slights and insults]]; mean, nasty, or [[Death threats|vengeful behavior]].

2. Disinhibition, characterized by:

a. [[Father Call|Irresponsibility]]: Disregard for – and failure to honor – [[Chris and money|financial]] and [[Chores|other obligations or commitments]]; lack of respect for – and [[Jackie e-mails|lack of follow through]] on – [[Kacey calls|agreements and promises]].

b. Impulsivity: [[Mary Lee Walsh|Acting on the spur of the moment in response to immediate stimuli]]; acting on a momentary basis without a plan or consideration of outcomes; [[Stress|difficulty establishing and following plans]].

c. Risk taking: Engagement in [[Un-clit 2.0|dangerous, risky, and potentially self-damaging activities]], unnecessarily and without regard for consequences; boredom proneness and thoughtless initiation of activities to counter boredom; lack of concern for one's limitations and denial of the reality of [[14 Branchland Court|personal]] [[Chris and health|danger]].

C. The impairments in personality functioning and the individual's personality trait expression are relatively stable across time and consistent across situations.

D. The impairments in personality functioning and the individual's personality trait expression are not better understood as normative for the individual‟s developmental stage or sociocultural environment.

E. The impairments in personality functioning and the individual's personality trait expression are not solely due to the direct physiological effects of a substance (e.g., a drug of abuse, medication) or a general medical condition (e.g., severe head trauma).

F. The individual is at least age 18 years.}}

- [[User:Makuchi]] 17:33, 16 December 2017 (UTC)

== Chris and improvement ==

I was thinking about possibly adding a section to this article about Chris' current willingness to improve on his character, as well as his apologies to people he previously wronged. I also feel that some of the information regarding his apologies could fit into the "Chris and kindness" article. If there is too much information regarding this topic, we should probably make it into a new article called "Chris and improvement" - [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]]
* Improvement? Chris? I don't know what standards you're going by, but the whole time I've watched Chris he's only gotten worse rather than better. In minor, technical ways his art got better from Issue 0 to Issue 1 but as for his politics and attitude he just seems more sickly and lethargic, not meaningfully 'better' in any way. Going from homophobic redneck to "lesbian" "transwoman" LGBT rights type is a lateral move at best. [[User:Nate-Kar Sonichu|Nathan]] ([[User talk:Nate-Kar Sonichu|talk]]) 08:02, 26 January 2018 (UTC)

Talk:Sonichu chronology

2017-12-06T01:35:08Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu: /* With a new potential retelling in place... */

Wow guys, just *wow*. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 08:33, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

Nice work! I've always wanted a page like this. Hey, since we have this now, should we remove Sonichu cannon parts from CWChronology? Also this needs a grammar nazi on it immediatly. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:08, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

Wow, for some reason I never noticed this page exists. Throw in a few more images and this could probably make Article of the Now. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 13:07, 23 March 2011 (PDT)

== With a new potential retelling in place... ==

...Involving different dates and such, this timeline is gonna become ten times more mixed up. So what should we do? Should we remove the original dates and add the new ones? Or include the original dates as a "Pre-Reboot" thing? [[User:Rtucker913|Rtucker913]] ([[User talk:Rtucker913|talk]]) 05:34, 5 December 2017 (UTC)

* Chris has never followed through on a reboot before and I doubt he will in the future. All he's ever done is minor retcons like saying the Sonic that Sonichu teamed up with was actually Simonla in disguise, renaming characters like Mary Lee Walsh, and turning homos into "nombie-zazis" because he became uncomfortable with his own gay-bashing. Just leave the article as-is and if he really does do an entire retelling of the story from the ground up, maybe that can be its own page like "Sonichu Reboot chronology" or something. [[User:Nate-Kar Sonichu|Nathan]] ([[User talk:Nate-Kar Sonichu|talk]]) 01:35, 6 December 2017 (UTC)

Barbara Chandler

2017-09-03T05:31:26Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu: /* In Sonichu */

{{DeadLinks}}
{{quote|I am close to my mother, but I would advise some space between you and your mother. And I recommend finding yourself a Girlfriend/Sweetheart to remain with in your later years of life. Mama's not gonna be around forever.|Chris gives advice to a ''Sonichu'' fan.<ref>[[Mailbag 13]]</ref>}}

{{quote|She threatens to kill me in her episode of emotional rage.|Chris on Barb.<ref name="jackie26">[[Jackie E-mails 26]]</ref>}}

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|data2 = Barb<br>[[Obesity|Snorlax]]<br>[[:File:Chandler family as ponies.png|Sugar Darling]]
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|label4 = Gender
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|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
|label7 = Spouse
|data7 = [[Ran Coleman Yeatts]] (1961-1963)<br>[[Bob|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1980-2011)
|label9 = Children
|data9 = [[Cole Smithey]]<br>[[Christian Weston Chandler]]
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'''Barbara Anne Weston Chandler'''<ref>[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]</ref> (born 1 [[Wikipedia:1941#October|October 1941]]<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html</ref>) is the widow of [[Bob Chandler]] and the mother of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and [[Cole Smithey]]. The sole recognition for her motherly qualities is the Mother of the Year [[2000]] Award Chris created for her.<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler#Page 13|A Week With Christian Chandler, page 13]]</ref> She has not won the award since.

==Early life==
Barbara is the fifth child (out of eight) of Joseph Otto "Joe" Weston (1896-1955) and Carrie Edna Wynn (1911-1967). They married in 1926, when Carrie was either 14 or 15 years old and Joseph [[Pedofork|was around 30]].<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d141.html#P141</ref> Otto died in 1958, after falling from a horse-drawn wagon.<ref>http://genealogytrails.com/vir/charlotte/obits_w.html</ref> Barb's maternal grandfather was an alcoholic moonshiner, who carried out affairs and failed to provide even the most basic support for her mother's family.<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d118.html#P141</ref>

According to a [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] Chris wrote on [[January 2012|January 30th, 2012]], Barbara lost her virginity at some point during her high school years.

Barb grew up in Red Oak, Virginia, and graduated from Randolph-Henry [[High School]] in Charlotte Court House, Virginia in 1960. While there, she was treasurer of her school's chapter of the Future Homemakers of America, a member of the Randolph-Henry bus patrol, a typist for her school yearbook, "The Log", and a member of the Spanish Club. She was also a member of many other school organizations, suggesting that she was very involved in extracurricular activities while in high school. She was also known for her perfect attendance record from her sophomore through her senior years of high school.

According to her senior yearbook, her nickname in high school was Bobcat, possibly due to [[Obesity|her figure]].

Chris stated in a leaked video that he and his mother are not liked by the members of the Weston family who have outlived [[Aunt Corrina]].<ref>[[Message for John Kyle]]</ref> It is not clear whether Chris meant to say that after Corrina's death all the Westons started hating him and his mother, or alternatively that by the time of Corrina's death no Weston other than her had a cordial relationship with Chris and Barb. Regardless of how this statement should be interpreted, it appears that Barbara's relationship with rest of her extended family is strained.

==Cole and his various fathers==
[[Image:0467-CWC18th20.jpg|thumb|Cole visits for Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday]].]]

Barbara grew up and raised Chris's older half-brother [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] in Richmond, Virginia, near Virginia Commonwealth University and West Avenue.<ref name="Raising">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]</ref>

Barbara gave birth to [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] in 1963. Throughout his life, Barbara has lied to Cole about who his father is because she's [[Wikipedia:Maury Povich|Maury Povich]] trash.

Based on the experiences with his various stepfathers, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] thinks that Barbara has a "proclivity to isolate herself via scurrilous mates".<ref name="coleemail2">[[:File:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 2]]</ref> The use of "scurrilous" in this statement makes no sense, suggesting [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] tries to use [[Chris and Health|big]] words to impress people - [[Laughs Under Lucricities|a family trait]], perhaps.

===Jack Dale Smithey===
Barb insists that Cole's father is Jack Dale Smithey, to whom she claimed she was married, but records show she actually wasn't.<ref name="coleemail2" />

In 1995, Cole's friend syndicated cartoonist [[Wikipedia:Ted_Rall|Ted Rall]] made an Internet post questioning the whereabouts of Jack Dale Smithey. According to the post, Smithey lived in Richmond in 1963 (the time Cole was born), and was a Merchant Marine. He later worked as a trucker for Pilot Trucking in North Carolina, but had not been heard of since 1964.<ref>http://archiver.rootsweb.ancestry.com/th/read/SURNAMES/1995-04/0798938259</ref>

Cole eventually hired a private detective who tracked down Jack Smithey in Sarasota, Florida.<ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails">[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]</ref>

===Ran Coleman Yeatts===
[[Image:RanColemanYeatts-WakeForestHowler1961.png|thumb|Cole's [[TRUE and HONEST]] biological father, Ran Coleman Yeatts, from the 1961 Wake Forest yearbook.]]

Records, which [[Cole Smithy|Cole]] later found after making a trip back to Richmond, show Barb married one Ran ''Cole''man Yeatts in 1961. Yeatts was from South Hill, Virginia, and was enrolled at Wake Forest College as late as 1960. He was scheduled to graduate in 1961, the year he and Barb married.<ref>http://www.archive.org/stream/howler1960wake/howler1960wake_djvu.txt</ref>

To further fuel Cole's rage, Yeatts would visit him and was introduced as a "friend" of the family when he was a child. <ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails" /> After Cole hired a private detective, Barbara hung up the phone on him when he called to ask about his father.<ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails" />

Yeatts died on 6 June 2007 in South Hill. His obituary made no mention of Cole and, curiously, none of Barbara either.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071320/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/timesdispatch/obituary.aspx?n=Ran-Yeatts&pid=88787372</ref>

<center><gallery>
File:1961 6 17 - Barb and Ran marriage license.jpeg|1961 6 17 - Barb and Ran marriage license
File:1963 5 15 - Barb, Ran divorce.jpeg|1963 5 15 - Barb, Ran divorce
</gallery></center>

===Jerry Harmon===
Jerry Harmon is Barbara's former lover and alleged sinister step-father of [[Cole Smithey]], Chris's older half-brother. Barbara claims to have married Jerry after her relationships with Jack Dale Smithey and Ran Coleman Yeatts. However, in the course of Cole's investigation into his family history, he was unable to find a marriage certificate.<ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails" />

{{quote|I grew up in an abusive household with Barbara and my former stepfather Jerry, where physical and mental punishments ran the gambit from bare-assed beatings to cold showers to bizarre scenarios acted out with glee by two deeply neurotic adults... Even at a very young age, I knew that they would abandon me. They were both irresponsible and incompetent parents who exposed me to traumas that I would rather not remember.|Cole on Barb and Jerry's parenting skills.<ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails" />}}
{{-}}

In his article [[Saturday Night Special]], Cole would further elaborate about his first step-father. According to Cole, Jerry was a professional magician who lived with Barbara in a second-floor apartment adjacent to the campus of Virginia Commonwealth University in Richmond. Jerry allegedly kept a gun in his nightstand drawer, which his stepson would play with, and was out cheating on his wife when an intruder came to the apartment, leaving Barb to have to fire the gun to scare them off. The shot ricocheted and nearly killed Cole as a result, hitting the wall a hair's breadth behind his head.

==Marriage with Bob==
[[File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg|thumb|1980 6 7 - Borb's marriage license]]

Bob and Barbara met in a bar on a karaoke night. Barbara was there with friends and Bob was singing.<ref name="Mumble 3.5">[[Mumble 3.5]]</ref> Cole's friend Chuck, who worked at the bar, has a vivid memory of them being drunk retards.<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-1.PNG|24 July 2007 email #1 from Cole to Chris]]</ref> According to Chris, Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: "She chased him down the hall." They got married in 1980.<ref name="Mumble 3.5" />

[[Image:0033-MommasBirthday.jpg|thumb|left|She never was much of a looker.]]
According to Chris, Barbara had not had sex with Bob for at least two decades before his death. They had been sleeping in separate rooms for the past few years.<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>

On September 1992, Chris and Bob moved from Ruckserville to Chesterfield County.<ref>[[Chris's Wikipedia profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> Barbara did not accompany them, but rather stayed in their old home. Chris claimed that the separation allowed Barbara to continue working at her job with Virginia Power until retirement, and that she still visited Bob and Chris on every weekend during the time she lived separately from them. After going into retirement when Chris was in the eighth grade (in early 1996), Barbara came to live with her husband and son in Chesterfield.<ref>[[Mailbag 32#Chris is no stranger to stupid name changes]]</ref><ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>

With both Barbara and Bob retired, they resided with Chris in their Ruckersville home. It is difficult to ascertain what their relationship was like, but sources such as the tour of the house would suggest that Chris's parents neglected the family home and spent most of their time apart in separate areas of the house.

Barbara became a widow on 6 September 2011 when Bob died.<ref name="BobObit">http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600</ref>

==Treatment of Chris==

===Abuse and manipulation===
{{quote|And he told me of mom saying she was going to pack up and leave the house, then I ran downstairs, finding her on the couch; she was soo miserable and sad; she talked of Wanting to Die, "you don't even have to change my clothes, you can just bury me in what I have on." I was soo sad and crying and soo sorry for the way I misbehaved; we hugged and made up a bit.|An example of how Barb manipulated her adult son into cancelling his plans to attend Magfest, a video game convention.<ref>[[Gal Pal E-mails 3|Borb vs Magfest]]</ref>}}

It appears that Chris's diet doesn't worry Barb. In the night after the Chandler family moved back to Ruckersville, Bob and Chris refused a spaghetti dinner offered by Barb. As a response, Barb decided to forego cooking for her family and hasn't made a meal for Chris since then. <ref>See emails sent by [[Jackie E-mails 24|Chris to Jackie on 24 and 26 April 2011]].</ref>

Barb has often used suicide threats to guilt Chris into obeying her whims.

When Bob and Chris tried to discuss cleaning the hoard to Barb, she responded by threatening suicide.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-1-12-skylanders-imaginators-leader-christine-w-chandler-random-review-n-stuff.27570/page-9#post-2020225 </ref>

During the [[Ivy]] Saga, Barb threatened to her family that she might commit suicide, as a response to the stress she was going through.<ref name="IvyQ&A"/>

In an episode from 2011, she forbade Chris from attending Magfest, by claiming that she would pack up and leave the house, and later that she wanted to die. After Chris folded and went to his room to cry about it, she gave him a "half-payment of a copy of DC Universe Online" as a reward.<ref>[[Gal Pal E-mails 3|Borb vs Magfest]]</ref>

Later that year, after Chris became a [[tomgirl]], Barb tried to stop him from wearing dresses and make-up by telling him she feared he would kill her. She then ordered him to sit down, and she cut his hair<ref>Jackie E-mails 26</ref>.

In addition, Barb has used the specter of old age for her own gain, by manipulating Chris into thinking she will have a heart attack. This tactic has been used so often that Chris will panic and call 911 if Barb does not answer the phone if he checks up on during the times he goes out of the house.<ref>Comments from Marvin on Kiwi Farms, gone when the site was taken down.</ref> When Barb and Chris were both arrested for [[assault and battery]], Chris was extremely worried about her health, saying in an e-mail:

{{quotebox|My mother fought the police in my defense, and she was handcuffed and I was emotionally distraught, I screamed and Screamed and SCREAMED, until an ambulance came for my mother to take her to UVA Hospital; she was okay, but her Blood Pressure was high.

I prayed a LOT to Jesus for my release and safe return home with my mother. And I banged the cell door with both my feet while lying on a folding mattress on the floor (to get those bastards to let me see and talk to my mother

Only after seeing my mother in her suit pass by my second cell, did I start to calm down. I was REALLY WORRIED about my mother and her health. She Needed Me, and I Needed Her. }}

The [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] summed up Chris's relationship with Barb:
{{quoteboxgreen|Well, I don't think they talk very much. However, no, Chris is Barb's hand servant. She screams for him and he comes running. She has him change the newspaper the dogs shit on, she has him run errands to bring her stuff, and she used to have him haul her goodwill crap to the car, and then from the car into the house.

''...''

I think Barb's yelling has gotten much less frequent nowadays. It seems like she's pretty feeble nowadays. Chris is just as scared of Barb as he used to be though. I don't think he realizes how much power he has over Barb nowadays.

They're really physically affectionate in a strange way. Chris is pretty touchy feely with women because of habits he learned by spending time with Barb.<ref>https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:YAJnFcGDS9kJ:https://kiwifarms.net/threads/is-chris-really-qualified-to-be-caring-for-barb.16435/page-4+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us</ref>}}

After Bob died, Barb's abuse of Chris escalated. She treated him as a slave and forced him to be on-call at all times. Around 2013, she forced Chris to move out of his bedroom, specifically so she could bark orders at him more efficiently, by throwing a tantrum and wrecking his possessions.

{{quoteboxgreen|a few months to a year before the fire, Chris stopped being permitted to sleep separately from Barb, in his bedroom. He had to sleep closer to Barb, because she needed to be able to yell for him to go to [[sheetz]] and buy her crap, and he wasn't able to hear her up in his bedroom. He kind of tried to resist at first, but then she got super pissed and threw a tantrum. She wrecked his room and like flipped everything over because he was trying to sleep on his own.<ref>https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:YAJnFcGDS9kJ:https://kiwifarms.net/threads/is-chris-really-qualified-to-be-caring-for-barb.16435/page-4+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us</ref>}}

===Pampering===
{{quote|Yeah, but then my Mom is pretty much jealous of me loving another woman more than her.|Chris, describing his [[Wikipedia:Oedipus complex|Oedipus complex]].<ref>[[Mumble 10]]</ref>}}

{{quote|Yes, dear.|Chris, addressing Barb<ref>[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]]</ref>}}

[[Image:0028-ChristopherWMom1.jpg|thumb|Barbara evolved into Snorlax as she raised Chris.]]

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File:Parenting Interview 001.jpg|Barb and Bob's answers on a parenting quiz
File:Parenting Interview 002.jpg|Barb and Bob's answers on a parenting quiz
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According to Cole, Bob and Barbara left Chris alone every day for years with the [[abusive babysitter]] while going out drinking, effectively ignoring the onset of the earliest symptoms of autism.<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> After Chris's initial diagnosis, and after their negligence was inevitably thrown back in their face, Barbara resorted to any means necessary to coax Chris into talking, most notoriously by bribing him with toys.<ref>[[Song of Christian]]</ref>

[[Image:ImWorkingOnIt.png|thumb|left|Chris and Barbara in an intimate moment.]]

While both Chris's parents are largely responsible for Chris's current state, Barb has more often than not been the most active in protecting Chris from recognizing any failure or shortcoming on his part, doing everything from being his sole commission with [[Cutco]] to going as his date to his [[Manchester High School#The Senior Prom|seinor [sic] prom]].

This pattern of accountability continues even into Chris's adult years. On at least two occasions, most notably after he was banned for good, Barbara visited [[the GAMe PLACe]] attempting to protect and defend her little snowflake and argue his case with [[Michael Snyder]], but to no avail.

As first evidenced by the "GAMe PLACe/4Chan picture" incident, she is extremely paranoid regarding Chris's online misadventures, likely because she fears that he'll [[Jerkhief|get]] [[Bagget|arrested]] and [[28 October 2011|go to prison]]. Given some of the violent states of some of his videos and Chris's [[Arrest|track record]], she's probably not too far from the truth. She may also suspect that Chris is a [[pedofork|pedophile]], as she [[Mumble 10| thought it was possible that he may have fallen for a ''To Catch A Predator''-esque sting operation]] during the [[Julie]] fiasco. She even seems to suspect that [[Megan Schroeder]], one of the few women Chris has known who ''wasn't'' out to troll him, is partially responsible for the persecution he has endured over the years. She does her part to keep his activities under control by acting as Chris's personal concierge, as seen when she interrogated [[Ivy]] for about half an hour before letting her speak to Chris.<ref name="IvyQ&A">[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref>

Barbara constantly babies Chris and tells him how handsome he is.<ref>[[Sonichu Girls]] and [[White knight emails]]</ref> She also told Chris that the reason he often "blanks out" or gets confused isn't that he's a lazy dumbass, but that he's a "[[Chris and art|creative genius]] and is simply overwhelmed by having so many creative ideas".<ref>[[Kacey Call 12]]</ref>

However, it seems that even Barb has her limits. Like Bob, she was [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|ashamed of Chris's effeminate escapades]], claiming that she didn't raise a daughter, and that "tomgirl" is not a thing. [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Mothers|She tried and failed]] to get Chris to stop wearing a bra and panties, even offering to pay him to stop.

===Spooning===
{{quote|I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother.|[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|One result of Barb's parenting choices, as explained by Chris in August 2016.]]
}}

To cap off their relationship, Chris revealed in private conversations with multiple people that Barb has spooned with him.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxGU4nSlX0M ''PVCC NEW info: on Chris and Barbara spoon eachother!'' (YouTube)]</ref>

From [[Arthur Spatchcock]]:
{{quoteboxred|Story time, kids. Now most of us are aware of the fire; how Barb and Chris were displaced for some time while the house was getting renovated. You know how Chris was all whiny about his legos, right? Some getting melted, shit like that...well he kind of left out that his own bed was ruined as well given it had years of grease soaked into it because not bathing is so chic in his eyes. So when they got back home Chris didn't have his own bed anymore so he was sharing one with Barb instead. This came with the horrifying addendum that Barb wanted to spoon with him; I don't know if he was little spoon or big spoon but I know she was unimpressed and one night just unloaded on him angrily enough that Chris decided to get his own bed with his own money. So it goes without saying that from the time Chris and Barb got back home until he got that grand he was sleeping in the same bed as his mother.<ref>https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:BN2t1QLl1LoJ:https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-4-11-e-begging-intensifies.19356/page-5+&cd=6&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us</ref>}}

Barb's habit of cuddling with Chris had been going on since Bob was alive, and he knew of it, but Barb was too manipulative and he wasn't able to stop her<ref>http://archive.is/zwWV9</ref>.

==Health problems==
===Physical===
[[Image:Cheers01.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction.]]
[[File:Barb.PNG|thumb|left|''Arrangement in Pink and Purple: The Autist's Mother'']]

Like Chris, Barbara has been [[obesity|obese]]. As little as ten years ago Barbara was reasonably slim, but, along with Chris, ballooned out in more recent years, to the point of resembling an American [[Wikipedia:Rose West|Rose West]]. Her massive size earned her the affectionate nickname '''Snorlax''' from the [[trolls]]. Barb's size may have led to her [[stress|sleeping a lot]]<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref> and usually skipping [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]].<ref>[[Church audio]]</ref>

In [[October 2009]], Barbara spent her birthday at the hospital with what the Chandlers thought was food poisoning.<ref name="9 October 2009">[[9 October 2009]]</ref> Barbara was diagnosed with [[Wikipedia:Colitis|colitis]], a gastrointestinal disease characterized by the inflammation of the colon. It manifests in diarrhea and cramps. Which kind of colitis has yet to be determined. It seems the Chandler family's diet has finally come to affect her, and in order to survive she will have to change her eating habits; considering their stubbornness, this clearly will end badly.

Hearing the plight of the Chandler family, [[Trolls|fans]] of Sonichu have created the website "Barbara Chandler Has AIDS" to spread awareness regarding AIDS and to collect donations for research foundations and charities.<ref>[http://sites.google.com/site/barbarachandlerhasaids/home "Barbara Chandler Has AIDS" Awareness Website]</ref> Chris himself denied his mom has AIDS.<ref name="9 October 2009"/>

According to eyewitness reports, Barbara lost weight in 2012.<ref>[[This is how the Trial went‎]]</ref> Her weight loss is visible in photos Chris took of her at a 2012 Mythbusters tour stop in Washington, DC.<ref>[[:File:BarbMarch2012.png]]</ref>

In a [[Twitter|tweet]] to Cole from June 29, 2013, Chris tells him that "[he] ought to be over here putting bandages on [their] Mom's holey buttocks." It was not clear exactly what sort of problem this referred to, though it didn't sound pleasant. On October 14, 2013, Chris elaborated in a Facebook post, stating, "my mother stresses me with her continuous rants about her damn miniature scabie flies, her suffering, the low finances and shit!!!" Consensus was that the so called "holey buttocks" were in fact lesions. It is now believed that Barb currently has a colony of parasitic mites (rather than flies) that have burrowed into her bountiful booty. Naturally, while Barb is being eaten alive, Chris whines about having to take care of her.

On 23 August 2013 Chris revealed that Barbara had been afflicted with breast cancer but managed to survive.<ref>[[Facebook#Breast Cancer Awareness]]</ref> He did not give details about when was she diagnosed with the ailment, at what stage it was and what kind of treatment was Barb given.

More recently, Chris has been talking less and less about his surviving parent, so information about how she's doing is scarce. However, what little information we do have suggests that she isn't doing so well. In August 2014, Chris begged for money on [[Facebook]], [[Lego|supposedly]] to pay dental fees, as he claimed his mother had cavities in her teeth which needed treatment. On the occasion that she attended Chris's [[26 December 2014|court hearings]] throughout [[2015]], Christorians in attendance invariably noted that although she has lost weight, she appears to have low muscle mass (probably due to her sedentary lifestyle). In particular, at [[26 December 2014#15 October Hearing|his last hearing]], it was noted that Barb appeared to be growing increasingly frail and possibly senile, as she did not appear to be very responsive, and appeared much more submissive to Chris than she has otherwise been known to be. Chris also reportedly got short with her due to her poor hearing.

In November 2015, [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]] was uploaded to YouTube. The video is a plea for [[Cole Smithey]], [[David Alan Chandler]], and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] to visit Barb before "Her time runs out", even though the latter two aren't Barb's children.

In August 2016, [[Anna McLerran]] posted a photo on Facebook of herself and Barb together. In it, Barb appears to have aged significantly since her last appearance in the "Donations Further Requested, Please" video.

In [[November 2016]], Barb escaped injury when she slipped and fell on [[14 Branchland Court|the hoard]].

Chris stated in April 2017 that he was taking care-giving classes in order to better help Barb.<ref>[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04272017]]</ref>

Barb is seen in a [[May 2017]] begging video, in which Chris mentions that she drinks "meal replacement shakes,"<ref>[[Minor Update, Handouts!]]</ref> possibly referring to a drink such as Ensure.

===Mental===
Barb is understood by most to be a highly unstable woman, and worryingly, many of her behaviors can also be observed in Chris. Many believe her to be selfish and extremely narcissistic, on account of her seemingly baseless belief that she is [[Daniel Weston|descended from]] [[Anne Boleyn|Tudor high nobility]], and the pathological manner in which she lies and assigns blame to others, even in instances when any sane person could see that only they were in the wrong. All of these traits are shared by Chris, with Barb's apparent encouragement. Additionally, many aspects of her relationship with Chris are consistent with [http://www.daughtersofnarcissisticmothers.com/mothers-with-narcissistic-personality-disorder/ narcissistic motherhood], which is a fascinating but complex topic too lengthy to be discussed in detail here. Although Chris seems to be her [http://www.daughtersofnarcissisticmothers.com/golden-child-and-scapegoat/ "golden child"], she does not shy from mistreating him if he displeases her. This can be seen in an email to [[Jackie]] from May 2011; Chris claimed that his mother flew into a rage over his [[Tomgirl]] inclinations, forcing him to submit to a haircut and [[Death threats|threatening to kill him]].<ref name="jackie26" />

Aside from her narcissism, Barb is also noted by Christorians for her hoarding. Chris labels Barb a "pack rat"<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref>, and on more than one occasion has indicated his displeasure at her hoarding and the state it has left [[14 Branchland Court|their house]] in, although neither he nor Bob are known to have ever seriously challenged it. Barb compulsively hoards her purchases, particularly from Goodwill, which, by [[2009]], had rendered the living room uninhabitable.<ref>[[Tour of Chris's House]]</ref> When Bob was admitted to the hospital for the final time, he was quarantined for bug bites, ostensibly due to the conditions in the Chandler household. <ref>[[Rocky Shoemaker call]]</ref> The situation did not improve after Bob's passing, either. A [[Tour of Chris's House II|second house tour video]] made by Chris in [[2013]] revealed that Barb's hoarding had gotten severe enough to render entire rooms literally inaccessible, with some rooms literally full of stuff to within inches of the ceiling, and others reduced to crevices carved into walls of junk.

Barb's hoarding was predicted by many to lead to disaster, and finally did on [[January 2014|January 10 2014]], when in the wee hours of the morning, Chris [[Destruction Of Chris's House|started a house fire]] while trying to brew coffee in the bathroom, because the kitchen had been among the rooms blocked off by Barb's junk. Naturally, Barb's hoard provided ample kindling for the fire, and the house was severely damaged before the fire could be contained. In fact, given the state of the house in the second tour video, it's surprising that Chris and Barb were able to escape. Equally unsurprising, however, is the fact that one of the Chandlers' remaining cats died in the blaze, and one of the fire-fighters sent to the scene also suffered unspecified injuries.

While the Chandlers [[Rental House|relocated]], pending repairs to their home, Barb's stuff went into storage. When repairs were completed a year later, Barb had all of it moved back to 14 Branchland Court, and is not known to have disposed of any of it, even though, by all accounts, most of what she and Chris were able to salvage is either fire, smoke or water damaged, rendering it completely useless.

On [[July 2016|July 13 2016]], Barb unexpectedly starred in [[Donations Further Requested, Please|one of Chris's e-begging videos]]. In the minute-long video, she speaks slowly and almost inaudibly, hardly moving or blinking for the entirety of the video. While some have voiced concerns that this may be an early sign of dementia, it is just as likely that Barb, being Barb, was putting on an act for money.

==Legal problems==
On [[28 October 2011]], Chris and Barb were caught in an incident with [[The GAMe PLACe]], and were actually arrested with several serious charges, with Barb's including felony assault and failure to stop. The two were later released on bail. After a succession of court hearings, Barb, along with her son, was arraigned on her felony charges on 10 July 2012. She was sentenced to community service and was put under a two-year probation, as well as being ordered to pay Michael Snyder's medical bills. When informed of the latter fact during the trial, Chris explained that his mother, a retired, obese, seventy-year-old woman, would take care of the charges for him. No one was particularly surprised at this revelation.

==Financial problems==
In 2016, Barb was sued by a Discover bank in Norfolk for not paying debts. This came to light on [[March 2016|March 14]] [[2016]] when sharp eyed [[Kiwi Farms|Kiwis]] noticed that she had a hearing on March 16. As she must have been outright ignoring her debt for some time for the bank to take her to court over it, it was widely assumed that she would ignore the summons too. Instead, once the court records were updated, many were surprised to see that not only had Barb attended, but she had represented herself, too. Equally unsurprisingly, this bold move failed to pay off, and Barb was still sentenced to pay $4,706.93<ref>[[:File:Barb discover bank result.png]]</ref>.

Five months later, Barb was sued again, this time by Capital One Bank, for the same reason. The hearing in September resulted in a Default Judgement against Barb, meaning that she didn't bother attending. She owes Capital One $15,906.99<ref>[[:File:Barb vs Capital One Bank result.png]]</ref>.

Her out-of-control debt was the catalyst for the [[Financhu Crisis]] of 2016.

In June through July of that year, Barb appeared in three videos:

*[[Donations Required, Serious. Please help]]
*[[Donations Requested, Please]]
*[[Donations Further Requested, Please]]

In the videos, she and Chris beg for donations, claiming to need money for her asthma medication and dental work (although they receive a combined amount of $2,500 per month from the government<ref>[[Chris and money#But wait, Chris isn't employed!]]</ref> and their costly hoards are clearly visible behind them).

She has failed to take accountability for ruining the family's finances, trying to pin the blame on Chris<ref>[[Patreon announcement]]</ref>, even though her known debt of over $20,000 is much larger than Chris's.

She and Chris had an inheritance from Bob worth "tens of thousands of dollars" when he passed away, but Barb decided to frivolously spend it on [[Rob Bell]] in an attempt to gain exoneration for her [[assault and battery]] charge.

==Appearances==

===In ''Sonichu''===
[[File:Bc.PNG|thumb|200px|Chris gets to live out his fantasy of being (and having) an adequate son.]]

In [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], Barbara makes a brief appearance in "Classic Sonichu Strips".

In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], the male [[Dating education#In Sonichu|Dating Education]] students are given Barbara dolls to talk to.

In the 2015 revisions to [[Sonichu 10]], Chris wrote out Bianca's character and replaced her with his mother.

According to the [[CWCipedia]], [[Sandy Rosechu]] and [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children]] go to Anneweston Elementary School.<ref>[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Wild_Sonichu Wild Sonichu]</ref> It is unknown whether or not Sonichu and Rosechu's children still go that school after their [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children#Sonichu and Rosechu's children|evolution]].

[[File:Borb, Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|left]]

In [[Sonichu 12]], Barb appears in a set of pages that is a cross between an autobiographical account of Chris coming out as trans to his parents in 2010 and a tribute to his late father.

Due to Chris's Oedipal complex, Barb is depicted as much more youthful than Bob, even though she was nearly 70 at the time. She expresses surprise at her son's announcement on being trans. Chris states that she was "hesitant for a long while," but "got used to my subtle and more changes."

This is a drastic understatement, as the real-life Barb tried to stop his [[tomgirl]] lifestyle in ways including suicide threats, guilt trips (by claiming that she was worried Chris would kill her), paying him to stop cross-dressing, and even ordering him to submit to a haircut. If her attitude towards him cooled, it was only out of resignation rather than acceptance. Evidence of this is when she became angry with him again after finding out that he had successfully changed his name in 2016<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-6-11-cwcville-shopping-is-on-vacation.21491/page-5#post-1518208</ref>.

[[File:Chandler family as ponies.png|200px|thumb|Barb, pictured at left, as ''Sugar Darling'', in a [[MLP]]-inspired drawing from [[August 2017]]. ]]

In August 2017, Chris unveiled a drawing of the Chandler family depicted as [[My Little Pony]] characters, saying they will make further appearances in [[Sonichu 12-9]].

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===As a toy===
<center><gallery>
File:LegoSnorlax.jpg|As [[Chris]] sees her in [[Lego]] form
File:BarbAmiibo.jpg|Barb [[Amiibo]], complete with cleavage, which Chris offered for sale on [[Etsy]] in [[November 2015]].
File:Barb drawing Nov. '15.jpg|Promo drawing for the Amiibo
</gallery></center>

===Audio===
* Private Skype chat with [[Sarah May]].
* 4 [[February 2009]], [[Mumble 2]]: Barbara denies singing while vacuuming Chris's [[room]].
* 17 [[February 2009]], [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2]]: Barbara talks to Chris but when Julie wants to talk to her, Barbara says she isn't "able to talk to anybody right now."
* [[March 2009]]: Barbara takes over the phone from Chris when Clyde [[Clyde#Prostitutes|calls after the date with Emily]].
* [[Kacey Call 15]]: Chris keeps [[Kacey]] on the phone for nearly fourteen minutes while Barb talks about the value of [[Chris and his Ego|humility]], her poor health, and her relationship with Bob, among other things.
* [[November 2009]], [[Kacey and Liquid Call]]: Barbara tells Chris to "just hang up on the bitch!"
* 10 [[August 2010]], [[Matthew Noble call]]: Barbara claims that Megan "lied" to Chris and abruptly hangs up mid-sentence. Throughout the call, she can be heard denying that she and Bob are the slightest bit in the wrong. At one point she complains about the time Michael Snyder kicked her and Chris out of the GAMe PLACe following Chris's final ban from the store.
* [[Prank calls]]: Barbara yells in the background and foreground of several prank calls.

===Videos===
Barbara has appeared in several videos: off-camera in the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]], and on-camera (for the first time) in [[You're Always Pretty]]. [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Two decade-old videos]] were leaked in December 2014 showing the Chandlers celebrating Christmas. Another video of her was recorded by a [[troll]] as she and Chris left court after his hearing in February 2015.

She has most frequently appeared during the [[Financhu Crisis]].

[[Donations Required, Serious. Please help|Two more]] [[Donations Requested, Please|videos]] were released June 2016 showing Chris begging for donations to buy asthma pills for Barbara. Barbara is shown practically dead in both of these videos so [[Chris and Death|god only knows what will happen in the near future.]]

In a [[Donations Further Requested, Please|video]] released on 13 July 2016, Barbara joins her son in shamelessly e-begging. Her voice tired and hoarse, mouth agape, she stares directly into the camera like a deer caught in the headlights.

She resumed begging in a [[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE|video]] from April 2017, in which she wears a [[$400 gold necklace]] while asking Chris's audience to give him $1,000 in exchange for his old [[Stamps|stamp album]].

She next appeared in [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]], when she walked in while Chris was recording.

After a more uploads from Chris, Barb starred another begging video uploaded on 24 May 2017, titled [[We Said Donations No Less than $1 00, US, Please]]. Chris removed the video the next day, after people threatened to report him for elder abuse.

After the last failed attempt of getting donations, Barb and Chris engaged in yet another begging video on 16 June 2017, titled [[We need immediate funds, please]]. Ironically, she wore both the [[$400 gold necklace]] and a pearl necklace.

Almost a month had passed, without any appearances from Barb. With Chris getting decent amounts of funds from his [[Patreon]] account, there no longer seemed to be a desire to beg. On 14 July 2017, she makes a small voice-only cameo in a [[Soda Awawawawa Puccho Candy Response]], screaming at him for not closing the front door. She also comments in [[Solar Eclipse V-logs]], asking Chris if he's ready to go back inside after the eclipse ends.

==Gallery==

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Image:Babs1956.PNG|Barb's 8th grade (or "Pre-Freshman") photo.
Image:Babs1957.PNG|Barb's freshman photo from high school.
Image:Babs1960.PNG|Barb's senior photo from high school.
File:Chris's family tree up to his great great grandparents.png|Chris's family tree up to his great-great-grandparents.
Image:0002-1-Baby Chris and Mommy.jpg|Barbara with baby Chris. Oh, how full of hope and promise.
Image:0027-ChristopherWMom2.jpg|"Talk, you little idiot!"
Image:0026-ChrisAndMom.jpg
Image:0107-ChristianWMom.jpg|This is when ''[[The Simpsons]]'' went downhill.
Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg
Image:0096-MomRetire4.jpg|Barbara's retirement party from secretarial services at Virginia Power in 1996.<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg|DVD, note 2]]</ref>
Image:0029-BarbaraWithDrinks.jpg
Image:0113-MomsBirthday97-1.jpg|From her 55th birthday.
Image:0229-ChristianAndMomInClass.jpg
Image:0037-BarbaraInGreen.jpg|Nothing says the 80s like a woman in a power suit and a lady tie.
Image:0041-BarbaraCorinaTomAndHerriet.jpg|Barb with [[Aunt Corrina]], Uncle Tom, and Aunt Harriet.
Image:0042-BarbaraCorinaHerrietAndElvis.jpg|The King left the building when he started to notice the foul smell of the Chandler house.
Image:0618-BarbaraIs60-1.jpg|Poor Barb, Chris put [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] on HER birthday cake.
Image:0074-BarbaraWSonicDoll.jpg
Image:0540-Prom2.jpg|It was originally believed this image was from Chris's graduation. Turns out this is from his senior prom, where he took his mom as his date.
Image:0549-Prom11.jpg|Barb talking to [[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]], one of Chris's [[gal pal]]s, at the prom.
Image:0839-MomDesi.JPG|Barb, evolved into Snorlax.
Image:Babura.PNG|Barb [[You're Always Pretty|is always pretty]].
BarbMarch2012.png|Barb in 2012, having devolved from a Snorlax into a Munchlax.
File:SnoopyDoobieDoo.png|With [[Snoopy]] in [[2013]].
File:Barb and anna.jpg|With Anna, presumably in August 2016.
File:Chandlers.Png|Barb and Chris. Barb is interrupting Chris during a live [[YouTube]] stream.
</gallery>
</center>

==Sources==
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==External links==
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Nate-Kar Sonichu: /* Evan and the Abandonment of CWCVille */

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== Another [[Liquid Chris]] ==

I've been trying to find a link to put in the "it's already been done" section in here. It was a link for a channel that was basically some sadsack's attempt to become the next [[Liquid Chris]]. Needless to say, it backfired spectacularly. I can't find a link to it, for some reason.

== Trollfiction/art ==

I personally don't think that making trollfiction and troll art of Chris and sonichu would constitute as weening unless it was made specifically to show to him.

Should we make this change? [[User:Ell96|Xalver nick]] ([[User talk:Ell96|talk]]) 12:53, 6 January 2015 (UTC)

: The article doesn't say that ''all'' fanfic and fanart related to Chris/Sonichu counts as weenery, just the "edgy" stuff intended to either point out all the little problems with the Sonichu comics, or just be as shocking and disturbing as possible. It's perfectly possible to only make that stuff for the enjoyment of other trolls, and yet still come across as a tryhard ween. --[[User:HarryHowler|HarryHowler]] ([[User talk:HarryHowler|talk]]) 13:59, 6 January 2015 (UTC)

== Glorious ==

Just want to say that whoever wrote this page is insightful, intelligent and a good writer to boot. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] ([[User talk:Baxter|talk]]) 23:31, 6 January 2015 (UTC)

== Evan and the Abandonment of CWCVille ==

For those of you who've read the "Simonla as the Lynchpin" section in the "Simonla Rosechu" article, I'd like to add my thoughts on that: After doing some thinking, I think Evan's demands to have Simonla killed off should be added to the "Weenery discourages Chris from producing content" section of the "Weening" article, since the demands made Chris abandon CWCVille for a few years; thus it could be a good similarity to that weening thing.
* Don't forget to sign with tildes (~)! And yeah, I agree wholeheartedly with that idea. [[User:Nate-Kar Sonichu|Nathan]] ([[User talk:Nate-Kar Sonichu|talk]]) 23:10, 31 July 2017 (UTC)

Soda Awawawawa Puccho Candy Response

2017-07-15T07:02:35Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu: Typo

'''Soda Awawawawa Puccho Candy Response''' is the first video Chris uploaded on July 14, 2017. This is one of the few videos during the [[Financhu Crisis]] that wasn't made for the sole purpose of getting cash from [[weens]]. It's a bit difficult to hear Christian talk through all of the rats and insects living in his house, but if you listen closely near the end, you can hear Snorlax' glorious war cry.
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| stardate = 14 [[July 2017]]
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| shirt = {{Blue tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[CLog 07072017]]
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Description:
{{quotebox|Pledge today to receive an autographed copy of a Sonichu book per month, sneak peeks at the pages of the to-be-published books, and more to come.
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This is the Official YouTube channel of the one and only creator and author of the Sonichu and Rosechu series, Christine Weston Chandler (AKA Christian, Christopher, Chris Chan, Ricardo); me. Links to my personal Facebook and Twitter pages, as well as my stores of Sonichu and Rosechu, and self, merchandise are available for purchase. Among which, more items are to come in the future, so stay tuned for the updates when I make them personally.
via YouTube Capture}}

===Transcript===

<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello everybody, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again, with (takes breath) ''something really''..''completely''.. '''dah-ifferent'''. I present to you-if you ever get to try this, or a similar candy-'''AWAWAWAWA''' Puccho balllll-soda.. with fizzy-outer ty-outer types.. coating.. that makes it fizz like soda in your mouth. Look at the image!
(Whispers - If I can get it to the camera.)
*makes fizz sound effect
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Fizzy, fizzy, fizzy. It's good, but, ''for a while'', it's quite sour, I warn ya'. This is a live reactio-

<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> (unintelligible screaming)

<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> .. this is a live reaction. Alright?
(Puts candy in mouth.)
*clenches fist, and makes faces for a good 15 seconds
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> It's so sour, it makes me put my fist up at impulse! I'm not gonna hit anything.. damn that's sou-

<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> Why'd you leave the front door open?

<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> (Whispers) Ah, goddamnit..

Bananasauros

2017-07-02T06:51:40Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu: Those spots are brown, and real bananas have them when they get good.

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|-
! colspan="2" | ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' character
|-
| colspan="2" |
|-
! colspan="2" |Bananasauros
|-
| '''Date of birth'''
| Unknown
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male
|-
| '''Species'''
| [[Pokémon]]
|-
| '''Type'''
|Grass/Dragon
|-
| '''Original creator'''
| [[William Elliott Waterman]]
|}
[[File:Bananasauros.jpg|thumb|From ''Sonichu 11'', a [[ween]]'s character getting beaten up by a [[troll]]'s character.]]

'''Bananasauros''' (''sic'') is a non-canonical species of Grass/Dragon-type [[Pokémon]] as a specific character who first appears in , Episode 23 of [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]. As his name suggests, he is a yellow bipedal dinosaur around the same height as an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] with a body shaped like a banana, including a black "stem" on his head, and brown spots indicating that it is quite ripe, most of the starch having broken down into sugars and the banana inside being much softer and sweeter as a result.

==Sonichu 11==

Bananasauros is introduced when [[Simonla Rosechu#Development|Simonchu]] and [[Sandy Rosechu]] bring in a fossil to the CWCville Museum, which is subsequently revived by an unnamed [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] scientist. He is initially in a smaller, non-banana-shaped, spotless form called '''Bananasaur''', and becomes "Bananasaur''os''" after evolving (a few pages later) when [[Punchy Sonichu|Punchy]] feeds him [[Chris and brand loyalty|Pocky]] - a highly confusing naming convention given that "-saur" is simply an anglicized form of "-saurus". Punchy subsequently brings him home and introduces him to [[Layla]]. Other characters are initially incapable of understanding Bananasauros, but Punchy and Layla are soon shown to somehow read his thoughts.

[[Chris]] informs the reader through Bananasauros' [[Chris and writing#Exposition|internal monologue]] that he was in fact a [[Manchester High School|high school]] "[[Merried Seinor Comic|seinor]]" named '''David Rotgard''', a self-described "expert rad [[Vidya|gamer]]" who "[[Chris and music|loved the heavy metal and hard rock]]", a "[[Honor roll|B- average student]]" with an ex-[[Sweetheart|girlfriend]] named Caitlyn, who he had recently cheated on with another girl named Henny. David recalls crashing his car while listening to AC/DC on the way to play video games with his friends, then waking up as Bananasaur at the musum.

At Punchy and Layla's house, he demonstrates his ability to play ''[[God of War]]''. Punchy then takes him to a day care center and [[Chris and sex#Rape|forces him to have sex]] with a Ditto in the form of a female Bananasauros to produce two Bananasaur eggs. Punchy and Bananasauros play Scrabble, and Punchy spends the rest of the day training Bananasauros to fight, upsetting Layla to the point of breaking up with him in the process. Punchy soon gets upset with Bananasauros' [[JERKS|stereotypical teen male]] behavior.

==Background==

Bananasauros first appeared (in Bananasaur form) in a piece of [[July 25, 2014 Leaks|commission artwork Chris did in 2014]], playing Scrabble with Punchy as he does in his official [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] debut. The character was made by [[William Elliott Waterman]], who is the source of his bizarre backstory of being a high school student as well<ref>[[May 2017 Facebook posts#Clarification]]</ref>. Further evidence of it being Waterman's character occurs in the comic, where Chris credits "VBB" (VikingBoyBilly, an alias used by Waterman<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/members/vikingboybilly.4387/</ref>).

Bananasauros was featured in ''Sonichu'' #11 due to Waterman paying Chris $100 for the privilege<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Waterman_commission_CWC_$100_.png</ref><ref>http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/fb-5-11-sonichu-sketches.1402/#post-29062</ref>.

Chris was apparently led by Waterman to believe that Bananasauros was a major draw to the comic, and mentioned his appearance while shilling his [[Patreon]] in [[CLog 06232017]], despite the fact that no one but Waterman previously knew about the character. Chris wised up and quickly wrote off the character, while simultaneously criticizing Waterman, within the same ''Sonichu'' #11 plot it had appeared in.

==References==
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{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]
[[category:Pokémon and Pokémon Trainers]]

Examples of Chris's Ego

2017-03-12T02:59:56Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu: Corrected a couple pipes; replaced Weebspeak term with plain English one.

This is an exhaustive list of documented '''Examples of Chris's Ego''' in the real world and in the Sonichu Comic. It warrants its own page.

==In the real world==

===School===
*[[Manchester High School]] - When Chris graduated from high school, he actually cried because he believed that he deserved a number of artistic awards for his [[Chris and art|artwork]]. By his own admission, he also made a scene and ran out after getting his diploma, eventually having to be consoled by both his [[mother]] and gal-pal [[Tiffany Gowen]].
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] - After being expelled for his [[Chris and anger|appalling behavior]] by the [[Mary Lee Walsh|Student's Dean]], Chris felt the need to write to the Then-Standing President of the United-States, [[George W. Bush]]. The idea that a standing President would be willing to use his clout to reverse a local community college's administrative decision is ludicrous at best.

===Public places===
*[[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] - When asked to cease his solicitation, Chris refused to budge, rambled on in some stupid speech, and actually ''ran''. He would do this again in a [[Get-Tar Region|Target]] soon after, only to be arrested in the process.
*[[The GAMe PLACe]] - Chris acted in this store as if he owned the place. He was rude with the patrons, abused the access to a flat-screen TV, and was an all-around pain for the manager, [[Michael Snyder]]. After many antics, he was banned from the place. Chris filmed a half-assed [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|apology]] nine months later, not because he was sorry for his actions, but because the store was the only place that had [[The Eye of Judgment|Eye of Judgment]] cards. Chris has also attempted to incite harassment of employees of the store (using the very fans he had chastised mere weeks earlier), simply because Michael had refused to remove his ban.
*[[McIntire Park]] - During a newscast, Chris happened to pass by a cameraman who was videotaping someone being interviewed. As he did, he flashed his Sonichu [[medallion]] as if to say "Hey, look at me! I'm more important!" Sometime later, he appeared in a town hall meeting over the park itself. He flashed his shitty Sonichu and Rosechu drawing in a bizarre attempt to save it, then tried to interrupt the proceedings with a speech about how he didn't want to pay for a YMCA membership when the recognized speaker made the mistake of referring to him. He was no doubt trying to gain sympathy by noting that it would make an ostensible retard sad to build the YMCA. Chris also requested that the wading pool be deeper, which likely means the wading pool was not meant to be used by a full-grown adult. Chris was promptly and thankfully shot down.
*[[Chris and the Law|Prison]] - During [[28 October 2011|his time in jail]], Chris stated he refused to eat the prison food, since he had [[autism|never done it]] and was not going to start any time soon, and eating the food was beneath him.
*[[GameStop|Gamestop]] - Following the incident on [[26 December 2014]] in which he maced a [[JERKS|male]] [[Manajerks|employee]] after fleeing a Gamestop which he had been banned from previously due to the [[Sonic Boom Protests|vandalisation]] of one of their Sonic Boom displays, he had went on to say that he in fact was the victim of the whole situation in a lengthy Facebook post.

===With people===
*[[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] - One of Chris's first crushes. Chris made the small booklet ''[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]]'' in an attempt to win her over on her 21st birthday. The booklet was merely a major ego trip, talking more about him and less about her, with the two of them replaced with Sonichu and Rosechu. He later cast her in his Sonichu comic and having her break up with [[Wes Iseli]] before disposing her when she was married away to [[William Spicer]].
*[[Megan Schroeder]] - For the longest time, Chris actually believed that he and Megan were going out as boyfriend and girlfriend. He even attacked someone for getting near Megan. When the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] picture was discovered, Chris actually thought that the reason she was upset was because she wasn't used to sexual things, and not the fact that she realised that Chris saw her as [[Women's rights|nothing more than a]] [[sex toy]]. He then tried to make Megan believe that the bullying from those amongst [[ED]] was MUCH worse than the fact that he did the picture because he was afraid of trying to rape her. He also insisted that he was under much more emotional pain than she was, somehow believing that [[Trolls]] posting pictures of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle]] on the Internet was worse than a "friend" drawing porn of you. Chris would later blame ED for the fact that he lost her friendship, not caring it was his fault in the first place.
*[[Jerkop|Jerkops]] - Thanks to Chris's various run-ins with the law, Chris has a very skewed view of law enforcement. After being tossed out of [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] and [[Get-Tar Region|Target]], he deemed that security guards were evil and just trying to play [[Kick the Autistic]] and prevent him from completing his [[Love Quest]]. However, following his arrest on [[28 October 2011]], Chris has now assumed that ''all'' law enforcement is evil and has gone out of his way to make sure they never take him into any sort of custody again.
*[[Vanessa Hudgens]]: [[Joshua Martinez]] used the identity of the ''High School Musical'' star to troll Chris by pretending "Vanessa" wanted to ride his [[duck]]. The fact that Chris actually believed a ''bona fide'' celebrity wanted to give him her [[china]] speaks volumes about his hubris.
*[[10 September 2009]] - Chris, in his ever-growing paranoia, automatically assumes that a possible interview from Veronica Belmont of ''PlayStation Magazine Europe'' is a troll because the person didn't leave a return number, demanding that if she truly wanted to interview him, she should come ''personally'' to his house... then starts trying to suck up to her just in case it wasn't a troll.
*[[Rejected Mailbag]] - Chris hates being proven wrong, especially about Asperger's and autism being part of the same spectrum. He also takes issue with letters that point out the flaws in his comic pages, which is interesting considering he has no problem telling fans about the flaws he finds in their fan art, calling it "constructive criticism". He's gone from simply ignoring people correcting his mistake to placing these "offending" letters in his rejected mailbag. Even more, when any of the letters mention the similarities between autism and Aspergers, he tosses them into his "Autism Mailbag" and whenever someone tries to mention anything else connected to his past, he automatically goes into a "mental block" and refuses to go any further. On 5 December 2009, Chris wrote a long essay that made little sense, which mainly consisted of him bawwwing that he was a unique and special snowflake, and that Aspies are faking fakers that take away the specialness of his autism. Despite autism and Asperger's existing in the populace long before he was born, and Chris being a [[virgin with rage]], Chris also states that he [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|"...Helped cultivate the First Generation of Autistic People".]]
*[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|The Sonichu promotional video]] - In the Part 2 of his video, Chris shows to the camera an elegant drawing of the two main heroes of the comic book made by a fan called Allie. Not only does he proceed to comment "Rosey's tail was wrong, but I'll forgive her," he presents an actual, sub-par copy of the drawing made by himself as a better version.
*[[Chris and copyright|Copyright claim against Vivian Gee]] - For the most part, Chris ignored the [[Audiobooks]] that were being made out of his comics. However, when he found out that they were being "sold", Chris issued [[Death threats]] against [[Vivian Gee]], threatening to kill her AND [[Clyde Cash|her family]]. He then released his own [[Official Videobooks]], which he believed to be better than Vivian's. These consisted of holding up the TRUE and ORIGINAL pages up to a camera and waving the page around as he stumbled through the dialogue, made childish sound effects, and failed to explain what was actually going on. He excused himself a month later and asked for a quote of 25% out of the donations she received for her hard work. It is worth mentioning that the excuse AND the demand for a share of the profits were in the same e-mail, separated by a single dot.
*[[Jimmy Hill]], [[Liquid Chris]] and [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] - While Chris is more than willing to declare Sonichu as a parody so he can make his multimedia franchise, he blows his stack whenever someone ''actually'' parodies Sonichu and himself. He threatened "legal action" during the Jimmy Hill saga and went all out to prove himself the True and Honest Chris when Liquid showed up. During the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], when Liquid threatened to go to the police over the Gun Comic, Chris was certain that the police would be more concerned over the fact that someone was impersonating him than the fact that he threatened to murder him. When Alec Benson Leary's Asperchu began to be more popular than Sonichu, Chris decided to pull a number of things, including a moment of "pot calling the kettle black" in which he decries Asperchu as crappy because it was computer drawn.
*[[Father Call]] - When talking to [[Kacey]]'s father, his ego clashed horribly against Matt's attempts to get through to his head, comparing losing a loved one to Chris losing his [[Patti|dog]], declaring that mowing the lawn (a menial task) was tough work, and utterly missing various cues to people's hardships, such as when Matt told him that his mother pulled weeds while inflicted with arthritis. Chris could only apologize for her having arthritis, not be impressed by the feat.
*[[Evan]] - When Evan created the character "Simonchu" as a joke, Chris took it, turned it into a girl and renamed her "[[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]]". When Evan got tired of Chris using the monstrosity, he demanded that he kill her. Chris has refused many times but in [[Mailbag 43#...Well, this is disturbing!|Mailbag 43]] took the cake: he told Evan, in detail, how his Simonchu would try to take back Simonla, how Wild Sonichu would defend and defeat Simonchu and Simonla would return to Evan's "ECGVille" and say that she didn't want to come back, all under Chris's GDC ("Great Director Chandler") powers.
*[[Shigeru Miyamoto]] - Chris was convinced that Miyamoto, who is a world-famous video game designer and creator of beloved and legendary icons like Mario and the Legend of Zelda, would not only be honored to meet him, but in fact even ''more'' honored to meet Chris than Chris would be to meet him. Then, even after having his game proposal rejected by Miyamoto, Chris still remained convinced that Miyamoto was only "holding out on [him]" and would surely accept his offer in the near future.
*[[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] - Chris loves to hold some form of superiority over people he doesn't like, and the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|calls Alec made]] to Chris are great examples. Chris calls Alec's art "crappy" several times, his reasoning being that it is drawn with a tablet, and doesn't have the "character" that his own pencil-and-paper methods apparently convey. He also tells Alec he is "obviously naïve" because he ''doesn't'' believe that cartoon and comic book characters have real feelings and hasn't been deceived countless times by trolls, and implies that he thinks Alec is pathetic in a rather snide tone of voice, while having no real reasons to back this up. Despite Alec actually being genial to him during the first few calls, Chris attempts to insult and demean him anyway, and acts like a child being scorned when Alec inevitably becomes angered by this. In [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|one call]], Chris actually has the balls to tell Alec that there was a price to pay for making him kill off Simonla - Alec, Evan, Sean and Mao's deaths in the comic.
*[[Bob Chandler]] - On 01 [[March 2010]], Chris [[twitter|tweeted]] the sad news that Bob Chandler, Chris's father, was hospitalized with a life-threatening heart condition. Instead of asking for prayers, like many [[Chris and religion|Christians]] do, or putting his comic on hold, he whined about the [[stress]] it caused him and talked about the newest dates for release of [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu 11]]. The next day, he released [[02 March 2010|two]] [[Surfshack Tito|videos]]. Neither had any info on or mention of his father or his condition. He didn't even update [[CWCipedia|his website]] or his [[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog|blog]] with the sad news. Here's the sum of all the love and concern Chris expressed for his Dad: one and a half lines of the 11 tweets he sent that afternoon.<ref>[http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu Chris's Twitter]</ref>
*[[True and Loyal Fanbase|Fans]] - Ever since day one, Chris has treated his fanbase like shit. He insulted one of the few fans he had, and shrugs his shoulders and says "Whatever" whenever a fan tells him they are going to leave, yet then expects them to come to his aid whenever necessary. When Chris lost his latest [[gal-pal]] due to troll interference, not only did he attack the trolls, he also attacked his fans, claiming that they have no life of their own and comparing them to Mary Lee Walsh in trying to stop him from finding a sweetheart. Hilariously, Chris thinks that he has over a billion fans. Let's put this into perspective: the internet has close to ''two billion users''. Chris thinks he has half of them.
*[[The Wallflower]] - The Wallflower was a woman Chris hung out with outside of the Young Adult Social Group. In an article in the CWCipedia, Chris shoves the blame on The Wallflower herself, saying that she should never have had a Facebook page or Fanfiction.net page and that, because she refuses to give ''him'' an apology for this, rather than ''him'' to ''her'' as it should be, she will forever hold the guilt of breaking his heart. In addition, Chris claims that the two of them had "exchanged DNA" at the movies and that she was his girlfriend in his [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|"C-Ya Later" video]], when in reality, they were never more than friends. A recent video shows that he ''still'' thinks she was his girlfriend and he still hasn't let go of her.
*[[Trolls]] - One of the things that has enraged even casual Christorians is his smugness towards even his trolls. In Chris's own mind, he has come up with the image that they are actually [[homos]]exual [[niggos|blacks]] who are jealous of his work and are slowly becoming autistic by staying on the computer. Furthermore, he has arrived at the belief that they are only jealous of his material goods. Chris's paranoia has gotten to the point where he openly blames them for driving him out of every place he could go to, as well as for his inability to make friends.
*[[Lars]] - Even though Chris has been known for the longest time to berate [[JERKS|most other males]] for taking all of the [[boyfriend-free girl]]s and leaving none for him, he was more than happy to taunt Lars like a little kid about his breakup with [[Jackie]], acting like he is actually proud of taking her away from him (with liberal use of [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|racist terms]]) and threatening [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|to kill him]] should he say anything about it. [[Chris and hypocrisy|Now there's something to think about]]. However, it should be noted that this [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|isn't the first time]] [[SHE IS MINE NOW|he has done this]].
*[[Love Quest]] - A recurring requirement for potential [[boyfriend-free girl]]s, established most notably on his [[attraction sign]]s and in his [[Sonichu's_News_Dash]], is that they be age 18-[Chris's current age]. In the latter, he goes as far as to specify "18-21 years of age (18-22 as of February 24, 2004 [the date on which Chris turned 22])", demonstrating that although he expects 18-year-old girls to be interested in him regardless of his age, anyone so much as a ''day'' older than Chris doesn't meet his standards. Also, Chris has stated he would not date a girl with autism or any other mental disabilities, yet expects a woman to accept an autistic manchild like himself.
*[[Jackie]] - Not even his [[sweetheart]] is safe from the ego. In the final e-mail exchanges<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 21]], [[Jackie E-mails 22]] and [[Jackie E-mails 23]]</ref> between the two, Jackie, quite accurately, pointed out many of Chris's flaws, also taking the time to rationally explain what he was doing wrong and what he could do to fix things. However, Chris took it the wrong way, claiming that she was being mean to him and [[Kick the Autistic|hating]] him by pointing out his flaws, still believing himself to be flawless and special. Ultimately, but perhaps predictably, it was Chris's own ego that led to the resulting collapse of the relationship.
* [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] - The latest of the many trolls to come after Chris, Chris's ego has ramped up incredibly after [[Calling Out|his return to the internet]]. In his first video in eight months, Chris revealed that he had dox on him and was pretty much blackmailing him to do certain things, lest Chris reveal those dox. Chris's demands were for him to apologize to Sony for hacking the Playstation Network (actually done by entirely unrelated people), apologize to The Wallflower for breaking her and Chris up (when it was her finding out about how sick Chris was that ended their ''friendship'', not ''relationship'' - something he never had), to pay him $1000 (probably to pay for the [[PS3]] that ''he destroyed'') and to remove everything he added to the [[CWCki]] (despite the fact that anyone with half a brain could easily reupload it).
* [[Michael Snyder]] - Michael has been a thorn in Chris's side since the day he was kicked out of the [[GAMe PLACe]]. At first, it seemed that Chris's animosity towards Michael was minor, and that he just wanted to go back and start buying stuff again. However, after [[The Wallflower]] incident, Chris had stepped up his attempts to get back in and failed miserably. This has lead Chris to throw "anti-Semitic" "slurs" (e.g., calling him a "[[South Park|Jew]]"), and attempting vehicular assault at least twice. As of now, he sees Michael as some sort of ring leader for cyber-bullying and considers the GAMe PLACe to be the headquarters for it all. Though Snyder was openly lenient on the charges, Chris still called him a "thieving liar" before the judge.
* [[Barbara Chandler]] - Despite [[Tomboys_And_Tomgirls_of_Virginia#Re:_Mothers|her disapproval]] of his [[Tomgirl]] shenanigans (she even tried bribing him to get him to stop wearing a bra and panties), Chris continued to parade around as a crossdresser, no doubt causing a lot of undue embarrassment to his mother. From what little contact anyone had with Chris since a [[28 October 2011|certain incident]], Chris has shown no visible [[Remorse|remorse]] for getting his aging mother thrown in jail and waist deep in legal troubles since then. While he does mention Barb as being "the only person who cares about him" in a [[Facebook]] note, the note primarily focuses on his grievances with the trolls and how much they've made his life miserable. Again, this comes on the heels of the Chandlers ending up in legal troubles, which was entirely his fault.

===Online===
*[[CWC's Second Message]] - In what would be his opening attack on trying to get the trolls to remove his page following losing Megan, Chris's opening words, amazingly, were:
{{quote|Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, back on March 17th, 2000.}}
*[[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC]] - Another shining example of Chris's ego in video form: Chris expects, and even '''demands''', respect from everybody, even though Chris has never shown anybody else any kind of respect. Plus, considering all of the things he's done: adding people to his comic so that he can beat them up, [[mass debating]] on camera, discriminating against others because of [[niggos|race]], [[JERKS|gender]], and [[homos|sexual orientation]], spending [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayer money]] on [[Kimmi|sex toys]] and [[PS3|video games]], uploading poorly-drawn [[ShecameforCWC.jpg|pictures]] of himself fingering [[Megan]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], and then blaming them for her breaking up with him; he has never done anything to warrant the respect of '''anyone'''.
*[[LittleBigPlanet]] - When Chris had shown up on LBP community and posted videos addressed to them, he once again said people "should know him by now". He immediately assumed people would praise him for his levels, especially the "Collector's Case", which he thought was the most original LBP level idea ''ever.''
*[[For G4's Web Soup|Web Soup]] - When Chris learned that one of his videos was featured on an episode, he took it as a good thing, not realizing that the show made fun of people on the Internet.
*[[Sonichu's Edge|Chris]] [[CWCFighter|and]] [[51 50|exercise]] - Many times, Chris has shown his attempts at exercising or performing some sort of strenuous feat. He considered [[Power|lifting up a chair]] to be a great feat of strength, thought that lifting two 12-pack boxes was akin to lifting two 50-pound weights, and even showed his "amazing" Parkay skills.
*[[Chris and Wikipedia|Chris and famous people]] - Chris has compared himself to [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|Leonardo da Vinci and Michelangelo Buonarotti]] in artistic ability. He has also compared himself in ability or personality to President [[Barack Obama]], [[SingStar Challenge|Frank Sinatra]], [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Bing Crosby]], [[Red Skelton]], Dick van Dyke, [[I Love Lucy|Ricky Ricardo]], and Jaleel White, who voiced Sonic the Hedgehog in the original three Sonic cartoons. He has also compared himself to many fictional characters such as [[Transformers|Optimus Prime]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[CWC Fighter|Chun-Li]], [[The Simpsons|Homer Simpson]], and [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]]. Since free-riding on someone else's talents is nothing new for Chris, he saw no issue into incorporating known people in [[Chandler Family Tree|his family tree]]. This is how [[Anne Boleyn]], [[Daniel Weston]] and an unknown [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee fellow]] appeared in his ancestry for no logical reason whatsoever. He pushed the audacity to edit many [[Wikipedia]] pages to validate his hubris. All entries have been redacted and his account was blocked.
*[[Chris E-Mails]] - Chris's massive ego manifests itself eagerly through his correspondence with other people. For example, he e-mailed the O'Reilly Factor, Dateline NBC, and NBC Nightly News at least twice, telling them about his Encyclopedia Dramatica page. Not only did he outright expect them to report on it and give it extensive television coverage, but he expected the FBI (which he also believed was apparently part of the crew for the news shows) to go after Jason Kendrick Howell. Other examples include that while he apologized to Megan for drawing [[shecameforcwc.jpg]], he told her that she owed him money, and that he tried to coax [[Anna McLerran]] and Megan into vandalizing his ED page for him. He also believed that people thought their ranking on his [[Scale of Respect]] was of the utmost importance, as illustrated by his correspondence with Mary Lee Walsh.
*[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)|Chris and his ED Page]] - Since Chris is a known narcissistic loon, he never liked mirrors of any kind. When the [[Jason Kendrick Howell|nice folks]] of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] found him, they couldn't resist the urge to satirize his own existence. Said article turned into a circus whereby [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|he tried to retract, modify, erase]], and even supply the page with [[shecameforcwc.jpg|new]] [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!|material]]. In 17 [[December 2009]], he went as far as copying the main article page out of ED and edited out at his convenience.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Chris_chan]</ref>
*[[CWCipedia|Chris and his own webpage]] - When Chris was given his own webpage, he found himself bombarded with gay ads, all paid for by [[Jack Thaddeus]]. After dealing with this for months on end, Chris finally had enough and proclaimed that he wrote to currently-standing President Barack Obama in an attempt to make gay ads illegal, despite the fact that this kind of ad is still protected under free speech and even if he got the letter, there's a slim (read: zero) chance that Obama, who legalized national gay marriage, will actually listen to his whiny, fat, homophobic ass. While addressing the matter, Chris proclaims himself ''the captain of this boat'' and says that without him, CWCipedia would not exist, implying that he does all the hard work on the website, ignoring all of the Sysop's efforts. In fact, CWCipedia was a privilege given to Chris and not at all something that he came up with. Chris has taken this to an absolute extreme, going as far as to suggest that he is the "Captain" of CWCipedia.
*[[Sonichu Forum|Chris and the Sonichu Forum]] - When Chris discovered a troll site filed with people pretending to be Sonichu fans, he used it to its maximum possible extent. The notorious [[Mailbag 50]] was made using hand-picked posts from the forum, selected for their copious amounts of ass-kissing. When one troll suggested that Chris [[Sonichu Forum#Chris doesn't own a mirror|wasn't much of a catch IRL]], Chris responded with anger, demanding to know what could possibly make them think that he was anything less than awesome.
*[[CWCki|Chris and the CWCki]] - On 10 March 2010, Chris ended up discovering the CWCki due to the fiasco that led to his breakup with [[The Wallflower]]. He demanded that all pages concerning him, his family and friends be altered or [[death threats|there would be trouble.]] Noticing the Wallflower's page altered, he took credit for it, not realizing that she had demanded it much earlier and had nothing to do with his earlier rant.
*[[Chris and the Internet|Leaving the Internet]] - No fewer than ''six times'', Chris has boldly claimed that he was "distancing himself from the internet" and that the only way he would be seen would be outside. However Chris has always returned, anywhere from 36 hours to eight months after making this bold claim. In a hypocritical sense, Chris hasn't left the internet - he's left the parts that he doesn't like anymore.
*[[Flipnote Hatena]] - After "distancing himself from the internet", Chris decided to bide his time on Flipnote Hatena, a website that allows him to post animated creations from the Nintendo DSi program Flipnote Studio. So far, Chris has used it to spread his word over how to deal with trolls by butchering a humorous music video, thinking its creator was thinking the same thing he was, and by creating a set of "tags", listing out a bunch of lies. At the end of [[An Ol' Classic Dream]], he demands that his brainwashed, obedient fanbase give him 5 million stars in exchange for an uncensored version of the already raunchy video. ON A G-RATED GAME. When mods took down his flipnotes, Chris would put them back on, disable comments on his page, then re-allow them, and post a flipnote that should have been him apologizing for doing so, but talked more about the trolls and his "Internet Rep" than an actual apology.
*[[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|Trollbusters]] - After returning to the Internet, Chris comes up with the idea for a "Trollbusters" group, having made shirts and cars on [[ModNation Racers]]. All of this was done so he can make the Internet safe for himself and himself alone, despite the fact that this directly flies in the face of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution|First Amendment]. Searches through Google though, reveal that there have been other Trollbuster attempts in the past by other people and, most likely like this one, were doomed to fail.
* [[Calling Out]] - In Chris's first video since he "left" the internet, he just had to reintroduce himself to others, almost copying word for word the same thing he said when first began his attack on the trolls. As well, he stood to reveal that the Playstation Network hackings weren't the work of a series of hackers, but by Surfshack Tito himself.
* [[Facebook]] - On 1 April 2012, Chris posted a note on his Facebook, talking about how all of his [[trolls]] know nothing about him, that what they've said and done is totally uncalled for, and that the only person who cares about him is [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] and he would rather not meet anyone who might be a troll. This is despite the fact that numerous [[white knight]]s have attempted to tell Chris that he needs to straighten up or he's going to die, and some of the trolling attempts were attempts to get him to do just that. All of these were ignored. Later, on 28 April 2012, Chris placed screenshots on the CWCki forums, and started bragging about 'deceiving the trolls' despite them merely making small talk over his announcement about re-using the Attraction Sign. Even more telling, though, is his claim that he knows where every user lives, that that he'll [[Death threats|find them all]].
* [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing]] - Strapped for cash following the fire that temporarily cost him his home, Chris attempted to sell an original piece of Sonichu work. While initial attempts led to artificially increased prices through troll influence, Chris's later attempts to sell the work had him list the asking price at $1000 USD. Though it's probably due to desperation, the fact that Chris thought that his artwork was worth that much is astounding.
* [[Sonic Boom Protests| Downsized SEGA]] - On Feb 2, 2015, Chris took credit for SEGA's downsizing, stating that him and his 'pale-arm crusaders', with their boycotting, had damaged SEGA enough to force them to close office. This is despite the fact that "normal market forces" had been the supposed cause, literally ''nobody'' is joining Chris on his fight against blue arms, and SEGA is the publisher of all ''Sonic'' games. This gives some nicely- needed recent perspective on the size of his ego.

===Contests===
*[[Harvey Birdman Commercial]] - In an attempt to win a contest involving the animated avian lawyer, Chris went to great lengths to talk about himself, his rivalry with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and [[Sonichu]], but very, ''very'' little about Birdman himself.
*[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] - In his reviews of the top 10 videos, Chris highly praised his entry and claimed it was the best. After losing the contest to [[Adam Stackhouse]], Chris would have a major hissy-fit over the loss, proclaiming even the slightest mistake as cheating, despite the fact that Chris himself had broken numerous rules in the process, including loading the contest with fake votes for him and bribing his [[Cole Smithey|stepbrother]] to vote for him. Even worse, he attempted to fabricate the PlayStation webpage to show that he himself had won and not Adam.
*[[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]] - After [[trolls]] caused Chris to win the contest in a misguided attempt to troll the entire gaming community, Chris vowed to spend his winnings (a $400 USD gift card) with his church. Instead, he barely spent half of it towards the church, taking the rest (approximately over $200) for himself to spend on [[McDonald's|fast food]], [[List of Chris' toys|toys]], [[Video games]] and [[Sex toys|god knows what else]].

===Other===
*[[Mumble 3]] - While talking to Clyde, Chris tells him that the reason why he doesn't have a job is because he has so many awesome skills, he just can't choose one, and not because he's lazy and shown himself to be [[Chris and writing|poor]] [[Chris and art|in]] [[Chris's resume|multiple]] [[CADD|skills]].
*[[Mumble 4]] - When Clyde asks Chris what kind of job he thinks he's qualified for, Chris says, "If anything, I'm overqualified...[for] every type of job available!"
*[[Chris and health]] - Chris hates to be called fat. Deep in his mind, he honestly thinks he's the same somewhat skinny child he was ten years ago, despite the fact that he has a gut, is forced to wear a [[Muscle bra|bra]] to keep his colossal moobs in check and his hairline's retreating at an alarming rate. While he refuses to accept his baldness, he actually is claiming to be working on his gut. Beyond that, he refuses ''professional'' psychological help and honestly believes stuff such as autism and homosexuality are easily caught diseases.
*[[Chris and English]] - The whole purpose of language is to communicate thoughts and ideas to other people, but Chris has managed to turn his vocabulary into a brick wall, by crafting a mashed-together lexicon that makes sense only to him, forcing people who want to communicate with him to understand his unusual vocabulary as opposed to Chris having to understand regular speech.
*[[Homos]]exuality - Given his passion for STAYING STRAIGHT, in [[Kacey Call 22]], Chris actually seems bemused by the idea that gay men don't find him attractive enough to "lure off the straight path."
*[[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|His Church]] - In a recent [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|call to arms against Asperchu]], Chris reveals that he believes he can use his current congregation as a personal army.
*[[Wendy's]] - During his brief stint working there, Chris was shown to have been a particularly stubborn employee to work with, ultimately getting fired for scaring a kid with his [[Donald Duck impersonation]] to the point that he cried. [[Mumble #7|When questioned]] [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|about this]], Chris just says that he did not scare the child and that he was "tired".
*[[Copyright|His copyright]] - If there is one thing Chris takes pride in, it's his "official" Sonichu copyright. With this, he feels as if he can actually make his multimedia empire with no one to stop him. When he first got the paperwork, he boasted it not even a day after he lost Kacey to Liquid Chris, more or less telling her she got stuck with a loser. He also attempted to set up a bunch of videos trying to sell Sonichu to other companies. In his second "I'm leaving the Internet FOREVER" video, he uses the copyright again to boast that he has won over the trolls.
* [[Car Pranks|His answering machine]] - When a number of trolls attempted to call Chris over a Craigslist listing of his car, one of the calls got to his answering machine. The recorded message says that his lawyers and a doctor of some sort advise him not to take any interviews due to too much information being leaked, then calls the trolls "trollin' stupid."
* [[100 2178|Greene County School Board]] - In one video, Chris proclaims that the Greene County School Board, who sought to help Chris when he was younger, initiated a massive conspiracy against him in order to keep him in his "autistic shell". This also included paying off a Realtor to keep their house from being sold and paying off Michael Snyder to keep him out of the GAMe PLACe.
*In a [[Media:HelpHaitSonichu.jpg|one-page spread]] designed to spread awareness of the victims of the earthquake in Haiti (and likely done only in response to a [[:File:Haitihelp.JPG|similar ad]] featuring Asperchu), Chris drew all the human victims being dwarfed by four and a half foot tall hedgehogs. The human children, sitting beside [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|a bunch of furry runts]], are to scale less than a foot tall. Topping it all off was the inclusion of Simonchu in order to spite [[Evan]]. To Chris, it's more important that his (stolen) recolor abominations have more exposure than the people he's trying to help.
*Similarly, the [[:File:Sonichu Rosechu Save McIntire by Cwcipedia.jpg|poster]] ostensibly designed to be a protest sign features the aforementioned recolors more prominently than the [[McIntire Park|message]] of the sign.
*[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Forgiveness Blessings]] - Much like his lord and master GodJesus, Chris believes he has the power to forgive those who have sinned against him, essentially the opposite of his [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack. Apparently, Chris is so arrogant, he thinks he can use his [[Chris and religion|retard magic]] to cleanse the souls of the [[trolls|wicked mortals]] who dare to play [[Kick the Autistic]] instead of worshipping him, and has done so [[One Blessing, and One Curse|on]] [[Light His Mind's Darkest Hour|numerous]] [[XBox is OK.MOV|occasions]].
*[[Exposing Jeff]] - Despite acknowledging that Liquid knows three different tongues (in addition to his native English) and how to play the guitar, Chris still says that he can be "so much better".
*[[DivineTrial]] - [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] is put to trial by Chris ([[Chris and cosplaying|cosplaying]] as Divine), who acts as a prosecutor, judge, jury and a one man firing squad. Apparently [[PandaHalo|Panda]]'s rape wasn't serious enough to be put into the charges against Clyde, though his various acts of trolling against Chris were.
*[[Christian's Favorite Hits!]] - The cover features a picture of Chris with a [[Chris and religion#Delusions of Godhood?|halo]] made mostly out of Pokémon energy symbols floating over his head.
*[[Virgin with rage|Losing his virginity]] - After apparently losing his ever-so-hated virginity, the news of it spread across the troll community with one thing in mind - it could not have happened. When Chris finally admitted it, he talked down to the trolls, vowing never to reveal what had happened.

==In the comic==

{{quote|I did an AWESOME FUCKIN' JOB|Chris}}

While [[Issue 0]] and [[Issue 1]] do focus on Sonichu, [[Chris-Chan]] takes over as the main character throughout [[Issue 2]], [[Sonichu 5|Issue 5]], [[Sonichu 6|Issue 6]] and [[Sonichu 7|Issue 7]], with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] as a supporting character, and in his infrequent appearances he invariably sings Chris's praises. [[Sonichu 8|Issue 8]] and [[Sonichu 9|Issue 9]] see Sonichu taking back his major role as the main character, but at this stage he's just a Mary Sue for Chris. The main story arc of [[Sonichu 10|Issue 10]] is the resurgence of Chris and his elimination of every enemy he has so far. He also portrays himself as skinny and handsome, although this doesn't happen till said ''Issue 2'', and throughout the comic series sporadically gives his self-insert character superpowers that are never explained. He even makes several episodes that dramatize events he had in real-life, with the extremely self-indulgent fantasies that are described below.

Chris's ego is in full bloom in the comics. The name of the city in which he and his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon strive to protect is known as [[CWCVille]]. The city's currency is C-Quarters and W-Quarters. One of the major drinks in this city is known as [[CWC Cola]]. The radio station is called "[[K-CWC]]"; the hotel is called the "Double CWC"; even his [[Wikipedia:Hyrule|Hyrule]] ripoff is called "[[RuleCWC]]". Basically, everything is named after Chris. The Sonichus and Rosechus he created refer to him as "father". His self-insert is mayor, but never ever performs any mayoral duties whatsoever and his actual role is more like a god-king than any kind of elected official - as Chris says, there [[Honor Roll|"is"]] no elections.

===Instances of Chris's ego in the comics===
[[Image:Issue4.jpg|thumb|An entire book of Chris hurting people he hates]]
*'''[[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]:''' While this is the smallest amount of screen time he's ever had in the comics, he generally steals the scene to himself. Sonichu tries to make a point about how "[[Chris and writing|creative]]" the comics are if that, and generally trying to make it seem like he deserves a girlfriend for drawing this retarded piece of fail.
*'''[[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]]:''' Again, Chris's existence in the comics is very minor, confined to Sub-Episodes and a sudden appearance, mocking how ridiculous a singing and dancing [[Doctor Robotnik]] is.
*'''[[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]:''' His portrayal of [[Wes-Li Sonichu|Wes-Li]] counts, despite not really knowing Chris in [[Chris and Reality|real life]] he still gets portrayed as a villain. He also openly admitted he didn't want Sarah to see anyone else in a text-walling portion of the comic, yet still calls Wes-Li greedy for not wanting to be a part in CWC's retarded conversations. He also draws [[Sarah]] pinning Wes-Li to a tree & breaking up with him, just because she thought Chris being a stalker of her was sweet. He is also drawn whining about how he lost Sarah, and essentially tells Wes to "buck up", even though he's the first one to make a scream when he lost a [[Hanna|one-time date]]. [[Mary Lee Walsh]] also appears as a villain.
*'''[[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]]:''' This issue has a semi-fictionalized account of an incident Chris had with the managers of McDonald's. He was loitering and soliciting, and, knowing that a 25-year old, [[Obesity|morbidly obese]] [[autistic]] man-child [[Creepy stare|creepily looking]] at patrons can't possibly end well, security threw him out. In his comic book, however, Chris exclaims that the Jerkops are conspiring against him, preventing him from finding [[Sweetheart|true love]]. He turns into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and defeats them with the help of [[Darkbind Sonichu]], who admits he only helped because Chris was his creator.
*'''[[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]:''' It's all about Chris here. Sonichu and Rosechu are nowhere to be seen, except for one cameo each in separate sub-episodes. This issue was all about Chris's semi-fictionalized misadventures at Wal-Mart, Target and McDonald's, and pitted him constantly against the Jerkops and Mary Lee Walsh, for they dare to interfere with his [[Love Quest]]. Unlike IRL, Chris can (and does) pwn them in the fantasy world of his comics. This issue also includes the account of Chris's encounter with IRL troll [[Hannah]], who raised his [[heart level]] to 100% just to smash it down to 15%.
[[Image:Sammyandchris.jpg|thumb|Chris as he is vs. Chris as he sees himself.]]
*'''[[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]]:''' This issue has Chris write Sarah Hammer out of the comic so he could focus exclusively on [[Megan Schroeder]], the new object of his desire. While Sarah did marry a man named [[William Spicer]], Chris was not present at her wedding, and had never met Spicer, as he was represented in the comic by a generic [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] character. The next episode has Chris fawning over Megan, and she over him. In reality, Megan saw Chris only as a friend, and was constantly rebuffing his advances. The episode features two different endings because Megan either did not like the original ending or objected to being featured in the comic at all.
*'''[[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]:''' The [[Patti Chandler]] Memorial Issue, where his dead dog becomes a member of CWCville. In the only other episode in this issue, Chris has [[Bionic]] ask him to create a sweetheart for him, but Chris, being a lazy fuck, hooks him up with Megan's character [[Megagi La Skunk]]. Chris, being the [[Layla Flaaffy|thieving]] [[Simonla Rosechu|moron]] we all know and love, would later claim Megan's character as his own, and, in true CWC fashion, transformed her into a [[Women's rights|flat, stereotypical "girl" character motivated to only shop, cook and fuck]] [[Bionic the Hedgehog]].
*'''[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]:''' Chris is envious of Bionic's ability to screw Megagi until Megan holds his hand, again implying romance where none exists. This issue contains the stupid time-travel plot where they go back in time to the moment Chris created Bionic, and the scene randomly segues into a [[Family Guy]] style scene he gives Seth McFarlane full permission to use (Coincidentally, or not, the first few minutes of the ''Road to Germany'' episode of Family Guy bears a close resemblance to this "skitch"). After Chris gets trapped in the time void, he mixes both fake memories from the comic with real ones, like Megan "dumping" him and his denial of having drawn [[Shecameforcwc.jpg]] (he blames it on [[ED]], even though he was the one that drew it and uploaded it onto that site), Mary Lee Walsh's invasion of CWCville and her defeat at the hands of the Sonichus and Rosechus, and [[Joshua Martinez]] hooking him up with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. In the other episode, he introduces his Sweetheart-of-the-moment Blanca and her creation [[Jiggliami]], who Chris would later claim as his own, as well as featuring an interview with anti-troll [[Robert Simmons V]] about how awesome Chris is.
[[Image:Momentary Escape.JPG|thumb|Chris rends space time asunder to punch some guy. On the plus side, that does look a little bit like him.]]
*'''[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]:''' While free of Chris the character, the comic was not free of Chris's warped psyche. He drew a sex scene between Sonichu and Rosechu for no other reason than to draw porn of his characters for him to [[Mass debating|fap]] to, and gave a detailed account of their reproductive systems. Remember, Sonichu is supposed to be a children's comic, as Chris has stated numerous times. After having his characters have sex for the fifty billionth time, he inserts the hideous [[Rule 34]] he drew into the storyline by having Rosechu come across it while using the internet for no reason other than [[Chris and writing|the plot demands it]]. In a blatant display of Mary Sueism, Chris uses Sonichu to comment on his hideous drawings by saying that they are "so lifelike", and he also has Sonichu gag and barf at the sight of fan drawings from Chris's ED page of Rosechu with a "pickle". Next there are multiple (traced) nude images of Rosechu, which the plot indicates is to prove that she doesn't have a "pickle". Later on, after Sonichu and Rosechu storm [[4-cent garbage.com]], which is a thinly veiled portrayal of ED, she strips again and face-rapes [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], the guy who created Chris's ED page, putting him into a state close to death. Even later, all the Rosechus in the comics decide to strip for "[[Women's rights]]"...well, all except [[Zapina|one underaged one]], who can't strip because of the "[[Pedofork|dumb laws]]". It must be noted that this entire storyline was a result of Chris being trolled hard by the people over at ED, who drew fan art of Rosechu with a dick to make Chris RAGE...and RAGE he did. An epilogue has former sweetheart [[Sarah Jackson]] killed by [[Optimus Prime]]; another former sweetheart, [[Blanca]], returned to Kentucky and her boyfriend, which makes no fucking sense storyline wise. The truth is that she was a troll and Chris failed at writing her out; a two sentence memorial to [[Ryan Cash]] and a dedication to Sweetheart-of-the-moment [[PandaHalo]].
[[Image:Billboard.JPG|thumb|They're better off without him.]]
*'''[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]:''' Lacking Sonichu to use as his mouthpiece, Chris invented [[Reginald Sneasel]] to use as his stand-in during the first episode, and Reginald even goes to retarded lengths to break up a romance between [[Punchy]] and [[Layla]] in a similar way that Chris meddled with Wes and Sarah. However, like Chris' IRL attacks, Reginald's plan fails. However, since Chris cannot let any of his characters be single for fear of them being labeled as a [[homo]], [[Angelica Rosechu]] approaches him, and they quickly jump into the sack together, echoing Chris's own belief that the woman must make the first move, out of pity, and put out as soon as possible. This episode also introduces Chris's retarded [[Dating Education]] concept and applies it to his characters. Chris also inserts his Sweetheart-of-the-moment [[Ivy]] into the comics in a plotline that goes nowhere, and has a thinly-veiled version of former sweetheart Sarah Jackson as the Date Ed teacher. Chris then makes a callous reference to Sarah's death by Optimus Prime via a representation of her sister Rita. When Rita informs the class about her sister's death, the assorted characters appear to not give a fuck, nor do they make any attempt to console the poor grieving woman that is now stuck teaching their class. Also in Sonichu 9, Chris depicts PandaHalo dying in a fire. He seems to think this is a fitting tribute. He also shopped a caricature of himself onto a billboard in the background, with a caption begging him to return to the mayor's office. Recent additions have shown the addition of a [[Power Rangers]] team, the CWC-Power Rangers, as well as a gruesome description of Ivy dying by being hanged.
*'''[[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]''' With Chris back in the saddle, he proceeds with his master plan to get rid of all of those who troubled him in real life. Even worse, he apparently was able to deceive his future wife into think he was his future self and did the nasty with her. On top of this, he proclaims that he helped create the cure for homosexuality and plans to bring about straightness by stealing all those vaccines, bringing them to the present, and distributing them right there! Chris-Chan Sonichu defeats some "devil trolls", but can't resist imitating Zorro and spelling "CWC" in the air with his epic blows and kicks (this could be a trifecta: unoriginal, egotistic, ''and'' physically implausible). As the comic continues, he attacks the 4-cent_garbage HQ, using the characters [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] and [[Beel]] to condemn [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] for being homo trolls who "slander and tarnish an innocent man's good name", then proceeds to make the latter two jump to their deaths, just as he wishes. Even more, he destroys the building, kills about 200 trolls and proclaims that both ED and 4-cent_garbage's websites were lost forever, despite the fact that most websites nowadays have back ups waiting for just such an emergency. Soon after, Magi-Chan returns from the future, reporting that the gay vaccine has/will be proven to be a worldwide success and that [[1982|February 24th]], 2009 will be proclaimed Christian Love Day in his honor. Yes, really. Then Chris immediately manages to top this when his God complex manifests itself in the form of [[Collosal Chan]] and [[Ultra Sonichu]]. Both are portrayed as blatantly messianic figures, especially Ultra Sonichu who works like Chris's version of Jesus who saves [[Asperchu]] characters from "[[Liquid Chris|The False God In Brown Strips]]" and Aspergers by granting them the forgiveness of Chris, which can only be received by praying to him. Chris later denied that he tried to set himself up as God, but at the same time he more than insinuated that he is just as awesome. Later in the issue, as he issues an apology over what he had done concerning Asperchu, he puts Alec, Mao, Evan, and Sean on a mock trial for the murder of Simonla Rosechu, pulls evidence out of their asses and gets them sentenced to death, via cruel and unusual forms of execution- two of which Chris himself participates in!
*'''[[Sonichu Special 4]]:''' Chris steals [[Kacey]] from [[Liquid]] for "not treating her right", bursts into the house (note that Kacey doesn't seem to be in any real danger), blows out a disarmed Liquid's kneecaps with a [[Megatron pistol|handgun]], and draws Kacey's military family telling praises about Chris, and generally negative comments towards Liquid. However, Karma would later [[Kacey and Liquid Call|come back to bite him]] after Kacey and Liquid read the strip.

==Christian Love Day==

[[Image:Love-Day.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Magi-Chan]] describes Failmas, and expresses his severe disappointment with a startling lack of accuracy.]]
'''Christian Love Day''' is a proposed holiday mused upon by Chris in the CWC blog entry of 7 January 2010. It made an appearance in [[Sonichu 10]] on the same day. As described in the events of the comics, on 24 February 2009 [[Magi-Chan]] completed his mission of distributing Chris's Gay Vaccine to the world, officially eradicating all homosexuality in a massive genocide. "[[Chris and religion|Thanks to the blood of Christian Weston Chandler]]," all Homosexuality and, in a startling display of overkill, [[Megan Schroeder|Asexuality]] are eradicated. Chris uses this as an excuse for a second Valentine's Day late in the month. Presumably, the day will be celebrated with unabashed, BUT STRAIGHT, monkey sex.

===Significance===

{{quote|Upon reflection, February 24 SHOULD be a Holiday of sorts (even a Second Day for Love in addition to Valentine's Day), because the day, to me at least, just FEELS like a Holiday, in addition to it being my Birthday. I have looked it up before, and it is some sort of forgettable (Holi)day in Mexico or somewhere. February 24 Should have More Significance and Recognition like a Holiday.|[[Chris]], in his [[CWC Blog]] for 7 January, 2010}}

Chris bases the holiday not only on his horrifically misguided and disturbing Gay Holocaust, but grants it full significance for being his birthday. Chris actually believes a milestone date in his amateur webcomic should be celebrated worldwide, because he "feels" like it should, especially since it "feels" like a holiday to him, neglecting that everyone tends to view their own birthday as a holiday. He attempts to mask this fact with ill-researched hear-say. The "forgettable" holiday occurring on the 24th is [[Wikipedia:Flag Day in Mexico|Mexican Flag Day]], celebrated at most with a flag ceremony in elementary schools and maybe a short lecture on the history of the Mexican flag. This is notable for being both a minor, yet momentous holiday, doubly defeating Chris's point. On a historical note, it was the same day the [[Wikipedia:February_24#Events|Nazi Party]] was founded, way back in 1920.

Interesting to note is the celebration of a "man"(child) giving his [[Navy|"blood"]] to "save" the population of the [[CWCville|Earth]] from [[Homosexuality|"damnation"]]. [[Chris and religion|Chris thinks he's Jesus]]. Big surprise.

===The Declaration===
[[File:Christian Love Day Declaration.jpg|thumb|250px|True and Original Declaration of the Christian Love Day. Also, notice how he has buttocks on his front.]]
{{quote|Good morning. In less than an hour, Sonichu fans from here will join others from around the world as you will be witnessing the largest personal change in the history of mankind. Mankind...that word should have new meaning for us all today. We cannot be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it is fate that today is Metsico's flllag day. And we will once again be saluting an image of our freedom. Not just from trolling, loneliness, or persecution, but also from heartbreak. We are fighting for our right to love, to be honest, and when the sun sets today, the twenty-fourth of February will no longer be known as only a Metsican holiday, but as today the Sonichu fans declared what wuv was. We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We are going to live on! We are going to survive, to celebr--today we celebrate our CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY!|Chris, totally not [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripping off]] the movie ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independence_Day_%28film%29 Independence Day]''}}

Chris is so engrossed by the idea, that he went as far as [[Christian Love Day (video)|making a video]] for the occasion, asking his army of [[fans]] to celebrate his hubris. To remove any doubt about the issue, he [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|admitted to Alec Benson Leary]] that he does indeed believe he is important enough to have his birthday celebrated across the country. On the other side, he denies ever writing the declaration, claiming a [[Troll|friend]] did it for him, and says he saw the movie ''Independence Day'' only once.

{{clear}}

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Chris and his Ego]]
*[[Sub-Episodes]]

{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]

SingStar Challenge Round 1

2017-02-26T01:11:22Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu: Added Sonic Boom video

The '''first round''' of the [[SingStar Challenge]] pitted [[IBAChandler]]'s rendition of "Sonic Boom" from ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic CD]]'' against [[CChanSonichuCWC|CChanSonichuCWC's]] singing of "[[Wikipedia:You're Pitiful|You're Pitiful]]" by [[Wikipedia:"Weird Al" Yankovic|"Weird Al" Yankovic]].

==IBAChandler's Entry==
{{Infobox/video
| name = "Sonic Boom"
| image = {{#ev:youtube|HZKynkbabm0}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 31 July 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Music.png]] Music
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Classicshirt.png]] The Classic
| previous = [[SingStar Challenge#Announcement|SingStar Challenge Announcement]]
| next = [[SingStar Challenge Round 1#I PRESSED PLAY|I PRESSED PLAY]]
}}
{{quote|...the other side of the brainbow!}}

IBAChandler uploaded his first challenge video on 31 [[July 2009]]. As said in the announcement video, his first song was the ending version of "Sonic Boom" from Sonic the Hedgehog CD. In the opening seconds, IBAChandler puts down his webcam, displays the Sonic CD, fiddles with his [[medallion]], dramatically removes his [[glasses]] and sweeps back his [[hair]]. IBAChandler's singing is out of tune and mistimed. He stumbles and even mispronounces words. The video closes with IBAChandler dramatically pointing at the [[camera]] and addressing CChanSonichuCWC directly, telling him it's his play.

==I PRESSED PLAY==
{{Infobox/video
| name = I Pressed Play
| image = {{}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 1 August 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:music.png]] Music
| Performance Style = [[Image:reason.png]] Reason
| Saga = [[Image:liquid_saga.png]] Liquid Saga
| previous = [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_1#IBAChandler's Entry| Sonic Boom]]
| next = [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_2#IBAChandler's Entry| Don't Say You Love Me]]
}}
{{quote|Nobody is breaking any rules.}}

On 1 [[August 2009]], Chris addresses accusations that he cheated in his Round 1 video.

===Transcript===
To prove a point in response to some of the ba-[''video skips''] thing commentaries in the background of my first song in my own contest. Thinkin' of me breakin' the rules, dare you?

Well I will show you wrong. Look at this, exact same set up. Remember, the PSP right here, and I reached back for the remote attached to the [[PSP]]?

[''Cut to a flashback of Chris starting his first song'']

Let me show you a close up Zoom in view!

[''Scrolls through PSP'']

And... Through the remote. THE remote. And to the mini-system over there.

Get the picture Einsteins! So back the fuck off. Nobody is breaking any rules. The challenge is on. The start date is Wednesday, August fifth. His due date for his video is twenty-four hours after noon on Wednesday August fifth.

Good day.

==CChanSonichuCWC's Entry==
{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = You're Pitiful
| video = {{#ev:youtube|SYSNDG_2iY4}}
| Stardate = 1 August 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Music.png]] Music
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#Christian_Weston_Chandler_.28Ricardo.29_Hablar_con_el_Impostor.2C_And_MANY_OTHER_NOTIFICATIONS.21| Christian Weston Chandler (Ricardo) Hablar con el Impostor, And MANY OTHER NOTIFICATIONS!]]
| next = [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_2#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|The Fresh Prince of Bel-air]]
}}
{{quote|...I'm going to give you a real whoopin'.}}
CChanSonichuCWC uploaded his first challenge video on 1 August 2009. The video begins with him accepting the challenge and announcing his judges. He chose to sing "[[Wikipedia:You're Pitiful|You're Pitiful]]" by [[Wikipedia:"Weird Al" Yankovic|"Weird Al" Yankovic]] (a very appropriate selection).

===Transcript===
Hello Impostor, I accept your challenge and I, I hope you don't back out because I'm going to give you a real whoopin'. Yeah, so uh, yeah, my uh, my judges there are Kacey, my sweetheart, you know, I det- I dedicate this song to her, I love you [[Kacey]]. And, uh, you know I got the, uh, got the, uh, I got, I got my, uh, my [[YouTube]] friend, Seth, and, uh, my, my other YouTube friend, SpazKid. So... Those are my, uh, three judges. And, uh, you know, I mean, I mean, I, I, I suppose, you know, the impostor would have a sweetheart as a judge, but, uh, you know, somehow I doubt he has one.

[''Jump cut'']

Oh, and another thing, I am not cheating, I have my com- I have my computer here, but, uh, it's...

[''CChanSonichuCWC turns the camera around to reveal his laptop running iTunes'']

It's only, uh, it's only on iTunes, you know, so it's only, uh, gonna be for pressing play. Yeah.

[''Jump cut back to CChanSonichuCWC in frame. The song is started and CChanSonichuCWC sings along'']

Your play!

{{succession|label=[[Liquid Chris|CWCivil War!]]|prevlink=[[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009]]|nextlink=[[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE]]|}}
{{SingStarChallenge}}
{{Music Videos}}

[[Category:SingStar Challenge]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, July 2009| 2009-07-31]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2009| 2009-08-01]]
[[Category:Liquid Saga videos| 2009-07-31]]

Talk:Brendanielreads

2017-02-22T02:48:00Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu: Please stop. Make this a redirect if that.

Please stop making entire CWCki pages for random YouTubers who read/reviewed Sonichu stuff at some point. Most of these people are barely worthy of footnotes on Chris in the Media, if that. I say this as a Brendaniel fan,
Please stop
Please stop [[User:Nate-Kar Sonichu|Nathan]] ([[User talk:Nate-Kar Sonichu|talk]]) 02:48, 22 February 2017 (UTC)

User talk:Navy

2017-01-19T23:44:49Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu: /* All of your dumb, fuckin questions */

Any questions, concerns, or bitchiness that anyone wants to direct my way?

Go ahead an link them below, and I can personally answer each and every one of them!

== All of your dumb, fuckin questions ==
* Do you recycle yourself? [[User:Nate-Kar Sonichu|Nathan]] ([[User talk:Nate-Kar Sonichu|talk]]) 23:44, 19 January 2017 (UTC)

Talk:Pmurt

2017-01-16T01:13:10Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu: /* Is this page Pro-Pmurt (lol)? */

== Chris and President Trump ==

I know this isn't the most appropriate place to talk about this--but damn, I hope Chris goes ape shit over the election results. In all likeliness, he'll probably just let out a few stress sighs and then completely move on.--[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 07:17, 9 November 2016 (UTC)

You got your wish! Chris really went off the deep end there. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 09:59, 9 November 2016 (UTC)

You got that right Hurtful. Like, HOLY SHIT. I'm pretty sure making a DEATH THREAT to the PRESIDENT-ELECT of the U.S. would land Chris into serious trouble (I know that making such a threat to the current President is a class E felony, not so sure about the President-Elect, but thinking it's the same deal). --[[User:Windows OS|Windows OS]] ([[User talk:Windows OS|talk]]) 01:31, 10 November 2016 (UTC)

I agree. Here's the [http://uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?path=/prelim@title18/part1/chapter41&edition=prelim full legal code] for threats against a President-elect - it's covered under the same section as threats to the President, so probably a class E as well.

Should the Pmurt article be made into the Article of the Now?[[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 12:37, 10 November 2016 (UTC)

== Pmurt saga ==

Should we go ahead and declare the Pmurt saga? Adam Stackhouse has a saga, and there's already more content about Pmurt. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 22:30, 13 November 2016 (UTC)
*Right now, I'm apprehensive about declaring this a Pmurt Saga. If his outbursts ended here, I'd say this doesn't deserve such a title. It's nearly impossible to accurately predict how Chris will react-- but I'm still under the impression that Chris will soon neglect all the politics and resume his miserable life--not that he stepped out of it at all.
*There is of course, another possibility... Chris may have found a new crutch--something to blame all the failings of his life on. The next time Chris complains about his financial situation, or being "discriminated against", he likely could push all culpability to President Donald Trump. In which case, we might be witnessing the beginning of a new magnitude of Chris sidestepping personal responsibility--then again, his attention span is really short. Only time will tell.
*My position is that we should wait until Trump's inauguration.--[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 23:04, 13 November 2016 (UTC)

Alright. His hatred of Pmurt has been simmering for a while, though. He's made anti-Pmurt videos since September and he's publicly supported Clinton since February. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 01:45, 14 November 2016 (UTC)
*This definitely has the potential to be a saga--the warning signs you listed are a clear indication of this--but I think it would need to go on just a little longer. I know we have less content in the Stackhouse saga, but you have to remember--nothing overlaid with it (other than his troubles with Megan). If Chris suddenly were to stop talking about President Trump tomorrow, I think these events would be seriously overshadowed by the Financhu Saga--which, like the Tomgirl, has no apparent end. --[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 01:59, 14 November 2016 (UTC)

I also say we should. This month has definitely saw the biggest launch of the saga. I bet there's a lot more where that came from.

Also, inb4 this becomes the new [[GameStop Assault]] --[[User:FromtheWordsofBR|FromtheWordsofBR]] ([[User talk:FromtheWordsofBR|talk]]) 01:47, 14 November 2016 (UTC)

I also agree on waiting it out before declairing the "Political Saga". However, I do see the potential of this becoming a new saga. Lets just wait and see... --[[User:Windows OS|Windows OS]] ([[User talk:Windows OS|talk]]) 02:28, 15 November 2016 (UTC)

== Name consistency ==

Should the article consistently use either the Trump or Pmurt name? Right now, there's a mix.

I think the Pmurt name should be left to the opening paragraph and the Meaning of the name section, and that every other section should use Trump. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 11:06, 15 November 2016 (UTC)

*I really like your suggestion, the article should remain consistent. But all the citations we have of Chris using Pmurt should continue to use Pmurt. Otherwise, the default should be Trump or Donald Trump--unless it's funny or appropriate to use Pmurt (which depends on a case by case basis).--[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 13:45, 15 November 2016 (UTC)

== Pence ==

Would a separate article on Pence be necessary? [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 07:59, 24 November 2016 (UTC)

*Probably not. It's not like there was ever a need for an article about Joe Biden.--[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 23:52, 24 November 2016 (UTC)

*What would you have on a Pence article? Someone did make a Pence page, but I redirected it to Pmurt. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 02:20, 25 November 2016 (UTC)

== Is this page Pro-Pmurt (lol)? ==

Seriously though, is this page neutral with regard to opinions about Trump? The last paragraph of the article is suspect to me but I want to hear others' thoughts before attempting to neutralize it.--[[User:Kewlkat101|Kewlkat101]] ([[User talk:Kewlkat101|talk]]) 23:13, 26 November 2016 (UTC)
*Certainly not. Simply highlighting the blatant stupidity of Chris's arguments does not in any way promote President Donald Trump. If anything, I think this article illustrates the sheer neutrality of the CWCki.--[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 23:54, 26 November 2016 (UTC)
*I still think that it's important to remind the users of the CWCki to be careful though, given that Kiwi Farms is a blatantly pro-Trump forum.--[[User:Kewlkat101|Kewlkat101]] ([[User talk:Kewlkat101|talk]]) 00:09, 16 January 2017 (UTC)
* Kiwi Farms is just not blatantly anti-Trump and has a fair share of Trump supporters. It's not really a pro-Trump forum on the whole, it's more that a lot of lolcows (most, I'd even venture) are irrationally anti-Trump like Chris is. Level-headedly explaining why Chris and similar idiots are wrong incidentally looks like Trump support. [[User:Nate-Kar Sonichu|Nathan]] ([[User talk:Nate-Kar Sonichu|talk]]) 01:13, 16 January 2017 (UTC)

Talk:Christian Weston Chandler

2017-01-08T20:23:44Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu: /* Pronouns */

...Okay, is it just me, or does Chrissy look drastically different when he's wearing his glasses compared to when he's not? Like, I almost can't believe it's the same person. I mean, I can, since no one else could possibly be that much of a fucktard, but he just looks really different. Or am I imagining it? [[User:Ayvuir|Ayvuir]]
*Hey, it works for Superman. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 14:09, 7 September 2009 (CEST)

==To do==
*pics of Chris, especially young Chris and the funny ones
*life history
*brief outline of his views
*his future outlook
I'll do what I can to help this page along. I'm a wiki noob, learning as I go here. So, it won't look the best... [[User:MajorIronwood|MajorIronwood]]

We should add a sentence or two on the fact that he thinks he can call himself Christopher, just because it share the same abbreviation as Christian.~[[User:gourmetpickle|gourmetpickle]]
:Christopher WAS his name, until he changed to Christian when he was 12.--[[User:UncleBastard|UncleBastard]] 20:43, 10 March 2009 (CET)
:Boy, do I feel stupid. But then again, if he changed his name, he should have to pick or the other.~[[User:gourmetpickle|gourmetpickle]]
::That reminds me, we should add a few sentences about why he changed his name - I forget where but he had some story (maybe it was in the DVD slideshow) where he says how some teacher kept calling him "Christian" and the name "had a ring to it" so he changed it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:52, 17 March 2009 (CET)
:::In addition, from [[CWC's_Pokésite_2| El PokéSite 2]], Christian considers his Spanish name to be Ricardo - Likely named after the Ricky Ricardo character from ''I Love Lucy''. Realistic equivalents might be found in ''Cris'', ''Cristián'', or ''Cristóbal'', but clearly these were not featured in the television shows he had watched prior to his High School Spanish classes. [[User:Mall Conductor Bear|Mall Conductor Bear]] 09:25, 12 May 2009 (CEST)
::::To be fair, one's "Spanish name" need not be the same as their real name. For example, in 7th grade my Spanish name was Jose, though my name isn't Joseph, and in 10th grade I was Che, even though I'm not Argentinian. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:02, 1 June 2009 (CEST)
:::More Name Crap: "-Chan" suffix is generally used for a little girl in Japanese. Chris is ''possibly'' too dense to realize this, and enjoys the similar pronunciation to 'Christian'. In doing so, there was no need to create a word jumble of existing letters, as that convention was given to his ''more open'' [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|alter-ago]]. [[User:LBearington|LBearington]] 05:25, 1 June 2009 (CEST)

==Racism and Noviophobia==
Evidence of it goes back further than was previously thought. Read the notice to guys on [[Media:511-JumboLoveQuestSign.JPG|this sign]] from when he was 21. "(and to all MEN with girlfriends, except marrieds and blacks, go jump off a cliff)". Where the white women at? --[[User:Tumbleweed|Tumbleweed]] 04:10, 26 March 2009 (CET)
*I don't think that's racism though, because he's saying EXCEPT blacks. I think maybe he's paranoid about telling black people to jump off a cliff, because otherwise that's a hate crime. Sorta like when he made that post on his MySpace "I Respect the African American People." --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:12, 26 March 2009 (CET)
*Possibly, but since he's already stated that he simply doesn't like black people, I don't think it's likely. And besides, I don't think it would make much sense to make a special exception to black people unless you were hyper PC or just afraid of black people. (not to mention that he explicitly asks for only white women in later requests / demands / whines) --[[User:Tumbleweed|Tumbleweed]] 09:48, 26 March 2009 (CET)
*Yeah, it's racism. He's saying "Blacks don't need to jump off a cliff, because I'm using my outdated and quriky view that blacks stick with blacks relationship wise, and the same is true for whites. So, I don't worry about blacks impeding on my 'love quest.'" However, I don't think Chris would be able to articulate that well. --[[User:Tregnier2795|Tregnier2795]]
*Just a thought, should there be a separate article that would count how many times he's been racist other than his views of [[niggo]]s? --[[User:AntonImausMk2|AntonImausMk2]] 04:29, 3 November 2009 (CET)

== Mr. Darcy is much better than Chris, y'hear. ==

I had it noted, along with a picture of Colin Firth as Mr. Darcy to compare the two, that Mr. Darcy and Chris are in no way similar. This came about from the cliche "Well, he's no Mr. Darcy..."

I think it's a good visual aid. --[[User:Tregnier2795|Tregnier2795]]

==Let me tell you about this page==
It's great. It's fantastic. I read it for the first time in a while and I think it's the perfect, concise intro to Chris. The ED article on Chris sucks because it's so all over the place. True, we have the luxury of being a devoted wiki that instead of having to go into depth about Sonichu, we can just link to the article. The ED article is shit because it goes over the place, it's a bit out of date, and it picks poor samples of Chris's videos like just highlighting the "gaybian" vid. This is a fantastic article and this is why people come to us. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:03, 1 December 2009 (CET)

== Since there's no actual "Chris and..." page ==

I hope it's okay to discuss it here. I was wondering if a "Chris and Intelligence" page can be of any use. Some things to cover are his 1) logic, 2) academics and 3) philosophy (to cover his stupid quotes and advice). --[[User:AntonImausMk2|AntonImausMk2]] 09:56, 7 December 2009 (CET)
*That's sorta what [[honor roll]] is at the moment, though it really should be expanded to that as opposed to the focus on art (which really isn't what honor roll is about). Why I suggest honor roll because Chris will say something like "I'm smart, I was on honor roll." "I know math, I was on honor roll for the love of God!," etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:07, 7 December 2009 (CET)

We need a "Chris and Aspergers Syndrome" page. --[[User:CJB8895|Cody]]
==CWC split?==
"CWC" should redirect here, but I'm thinking maybe we should make a page devoted to Chris's initials. He uses them a lot, they're a recurring motif in his work, and we can even keep track of when he uses them as a pun (like "A CWC Audition"). Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:09, 7 December 2009 (CET)

==Page Needed==
Chris and Reliability - [[User:CJB8895|Cody]]

== cleaned-up, needs to be expanded/updated ==

--[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 22:29, 29 December 2009 (CET)

== Contact information? ==

Okay. I realise I will be stepping into what can only be described as but a cat's whisker from the maw of hell- but I would like to talk to Christian Weston Chandler. I have a great deal of things to discuss with him and, rest assured, there will be luls. What is the best way to get in touch with him these days? I tried Facebook, but he doesn't seem to be checking it very often (I'm guessing he has a lot of trolls talk to him). I've also taken to staking out his AIM, but I'm guessing he doesn't use that either due to people spamming him with JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:26, 30 March 2010 (UTC)
:Are you a licensed therapist or religious official? Because I think a team of a shrink, a priest, and a journalist would be needed at this point. [[Vivian Gee]] tried to get through to him, Lord love her, but she's not a doctor--didn't even finish high school, I do believe. Look...I've had my share of problems growing up, and I know no one can compliment you and make you feel like a turd all at the same time like a [[Mary Lee Walsh|school admin]]. I've got a kid brother who is an unrepentant drug addict and thief, who probably could have been reached if we'd gotten to him sooner. He's now a burned-out piece of crap who is on his third (maybe fourth, I've lost count) jail term. He's about Chris-Chan's age. I say someone better do something or else Chris'll be in jail or an institution before he's thirty, and then he'll be the taxpayer's problem. What will they do when his folks croak off? He's got a couple of half-siblings, but they've got their own lives to lead; they don't need a man-child with a lukewarm I.Q. underfoot. Could we live with ourselves if he flips out and kills a bunch of people in a mall or a campus somewhere, and maybe we could have done something if we'd been proactive five or three, or even just a year ago, to prevent it? [[User:The Iconoclast|The Iconoclast]] 19:37, 28 January 2011 (PST)
::Although it pains me to have to use the phrase, the CWCki is not a forum. Take shit like this elsewhere. Also, you're responding to a 10-month-old comment. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 20:27, 28 January 2011 (PST)
I don't own a PS3 so somehow contacting him via the Playstation Network is also out. I live in Australia, so this makes things difficult. Thoughts? Suggestions? [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 14:20, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
:It's pointless to try and talk to Chris, as he will just ignore you. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 14:42, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
::Alec knows his personal phone number. I think that if you ask him nicely he might tell you. He certainly dosn't owe Chris anything. His Asperpedia account is ALBASPERCHU and his email is albasperchu(at)live.com --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:40, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
*1) please sign your comments (it's four tildas [~] in a row). 2) Chris's contact info should be in [[14 Branchland Court]], 3) if it isn't, it should be there. I think Cogs didn't want it with the logic is that if you have to ask for Chris's phone number and can't find it yourself when he's mentioned it frequently, you really shouldn't be trolling Chris. However, people asking for it all the time is annoying and it defeats the purpose of CWCki being an open source of information.
** Actually, I tried calling that number but either I fucked up international dialing (entirely possible) or it was disconnected (which is what I thought it said). [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:26, 30 March 2010 (UTC)
:That aside, I can guarantee that Chris will not listen to your call.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:26, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
::I know he'll ignore me, but at least it'll be funny. I'm not attempting to, directly, help him. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:26, 30 March 2010 (UTC)
:CWCki is not a place to discuss how to troll or help Chris, if you want to contact Chris, do it, it won't have any effect on him whatsoever.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 03:21, 30 March 2010 (UTC)
* I'd actually love to know if there's some online contact information at all. Inquiring minds need to know, since he evidently doesn't go on IRC anymore. anyone know where he can regularly be found? [[User:Boop|Boop]] 05:29, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
**I've yet to be able to find anything besides an AOL address. Does he still use that account? [[User:PrimeMinisterStephanHarper|PrimeMinisterStephanHarper]] 17:26, 27 September 2010 (PDT)

== Misapplication of social rules ==

Maybe this comment should go under the Autism page or the Honesty page but it seems like Chris's view of "Honesty" is likely influenced by an unspoken rule amongst nerdier internet communities where being extremely, unnecessarily open in private, especially with things verifiable by a third party, is seen as a way to build trust, due to the fact it is difficult if not impossible to establish it otherwise. My point being, he may have picked this sort of 'honesty' up from a geeky community somewhere. [[User:Insidious611|Insidious611]] 05:06, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

I will note said openness doesn't USUALLY extend to ones bowel issues or other information nobody in their right mind would want to know. But it may extend to relationships and especially trouble therein. [[User:Insidious611|Insidious611]] 05:07, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

== You forgot to mention... ==

''Christian Weston Chandler (born Christopher Weston Chandler on 24 February 1982) is a perverse, narcissistic, homophobic, sexist, racist, overweight, delusional "high-functioning autistic" virgin etc. etc.''

What about "uncultured" (as shown by his not knowing the story of ''To Kill a Mockingbird'''' and thinking Molvania is a real place) and "tone deaf" (his so called "album", need I say more?)[[User:Knucklechu|Knucklechu]] 10:20, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
:If the purpose of this article was to make a list of all the negative adjectives that could be applied to Chris, it would be 20 pages long.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 11:53, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
**Oh, er... I just got done adding a bunch of those. This is going to be the first sentence of the first page that a lot of people are going to look at. If there's this really stupid, unwieldy list of all the totally horrible, totally accurate descriptors, they'll be like, "No way, no one can be that bad." But they'll... y'know... —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 03:40, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

==Anagram crackers==
''Interestingly, "clownish tender anarchist" is a perfect anagram of Chris' full name.''

So is "antichrist enhances world". [[User:The Iconoclast|The Iconoclast]] 06:56, 13 March 2011 (PDT)

== On the removal of a large chunk of the intro ==

Someone posted the other day how they objected to "transvestite" listed to the intro, saying it's made it seems like being a transvestite is a bad thing and that really got me thinking. As elaborated elsewhere, the CWCki doesn't really try to beat in an idea of Chris. It tends to be critical, nothing wrong with that, but it tries to at least aim for [[CWCki:NPOV|NPOV]] at least as it pertains to our context. I think starting off the article with "Chris is a bad guy who's a whole bunch of unflattering personal characteristics" is going to leave the reader with a negative impression from the get go - of course you're not going to like this guy, you've had it drilled into your head he's a bunch of unpleasant things like "stubborn," "racist," etc. But what should happen is someone reads this article, like "Okay, this guy is a bit off" and then let them decide that based on the facts, whether or not he's really fucked up. If you're going to say Chris is fucked up, let the facts about Chris speak for themselves, you shouldn't need to lead the reader into this.

I also had issue with the linking. For instance, take - "racist" linking to [[Chris and race]]. As you can see on the talk page of that article, there was some debate whether it should be "Chris and racism" versus "Chris and race." I argued for "Chris and race" as it's more neutral and whether or not Chris is racist should be left up to the reader. Yet having "racism" link is going to have the reader read that article expecting Chris to be racist. Once again, let the facts speak for themselves - let known facts about Chris's relationships and comments on certain races allow the reader to determine for his or her own self whether Chris is a racist or not. Hopefully these articles don't insinuate Chris is a certain thing, in which case I need to go through and review some of these articles carefully.

So what did I leave? I left high functioning autistic (why was it in quotations? The [[autism]] article makes a strong case that he is autistic) because this is what Chris describes himself as. Also, he's a virgin - once again, his own description. I was very generous with leaving "man child," which I would say is leading the reader but this seems to be a most popular characterization of Chris.

If you'd like to debate it, you're more than welcome to here. Sorry to take advantage of editing it when the page is locked, I think I'll change it so only new users are blocked from editing the page for the week. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:38, 26 July 2011 (PDT)
*That's a long explaination there boss. You could have just said "You don't need to call Chris a faggot in an article. That's obvious enough", and it would have been just as effective. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:45, 26 July 2011 (PDT)
:I beg to differ. Chris is not the only one who uploads/uploaded shitty comics of his recolors yiffing each other. What sets him apart from others in that category is him being a major jerk as well, and the previous introduction had links to the articles which dealt with those significant aspects of his personality. The current introduction does not capture the full essence of Christian Weston Chandler.

:It seems to me that the rule of thumb on this wiki is that you can write from non neutral POV if what you're adding to the articles are reasonable observation which will be met with agreement by all sensible people who are properly informed regarding the matter involved. For example, outright saying that Chris is an extremely egotistical person goes against Wikipedia's NPOV policy, yet we do outright call him as such - in fact we have [[Chris and his Ego|two]] [[Examples of Chris's Ego|articles]] dedicated just for that purpose. Why? Because once a sensible person sees all the facts those articles gather, he cannot reasonably argue that Chris is not an extremely egotistical man. There's no point in having this article refrain from calling Chris [[Chris and his Ego|narcissistic]], [[homos|homophobic]], [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|transvestite]], [[Chris and race|racist]], [[Obesity|overweight]], [[Chris and reality|delusional]], or [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritical]] when other articles on this Wiki do just that.

:With the exception perhaps of the first five (and even here I'm not sure), I think it is firmly established that Chris deserves most of the unsavory qualities which were mentioned in the previous revision. His homphobia, semen drinking and transvestism (if one takes the word to mean cross-dressing) are self admitted; his obesity is evident in the pictures taken of him and the rest of the linked articles all make a compelling case for Chris being racist, egotistical, hypocritical, untalented and so on.

:Furthermore, I think that the CWCki will become somewhat stale if all other articles are written in the same spirit as the current introductory paragraph. While I'm not saying we should adopt ED practices and write against the truth if it provides more lulz, I also think we shouldn't emulate wikipedia's NPOV policy. Instead, we should go for a for a rule saying that when writing about Chris once should only stick to facts and observation which can be agreed by all reasonable and informed people - with the occasional snarky comment. [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 10:09, 26 July 2011 (PDT)
:: To put in my two cents here, I'd say I think everything is fine the way it is as long as it's simply about the facts (or any assumptions are stated as such). If someone stole stuff all the time, you'd call them a thief...you wouldn't sugar coat it (and in reality you couldn't). Chris is a lot of things, most of those things are backed up by examples Chris himself have given people to view. Telling someone Chris is a man-child and giving them examples of said man-child tendencies is no different, in my opinion, as if we'd just given them the examples and they came up with the same conclusion. Most people have brains and use them, if we tell them Chris is racist and then give them examples of said behavior, they can still disagree if they feel the evidence is not conclusive. As for the problem with making "transvestite" or "homosexual" seem like something bad, all I can say is that it's how you read it. I've read almost every article in this CWCki and I don't feel like it's "dissing" or "hating on" anyone that is of any sort of religions, race, gender, or sexuality. It's simply showing what Chris is and how he acts. Straight-out calling Chris a transvestite (Noun: A person, typically a man, who derives pleasure from dressing in clothes appropriate to the opposite sex), isn't too far from the truth, but at the same time, it's not insulting transexuals as a whole. Using that type of logic (meaning you're insulting a group of people if they are in some way associated with what Chris does) would mean that all men, all virgins, all autistics, and all humans are bad/horrible people because they are in the "same group" as Chris. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 12:33, 26 July 2011 (PDT)

::I wasn't a huge fan of the intro as it was. I prefer more subtle jabs; I think that it can be pretty funny to throw in a dig here or there, but a long (entirely piped) list of 'OMG HOMOS' is just... meh. I don't agree with some of the overzealous insult (and humor) purging that has hit some articles, but this I can agree with. [[User:Dude|Dude]] 17:41, 26 July 2011 (PDT)

== August 2011? ==

The events so far of August 2011 appear to be missing. The most recent entries relate only to the Tomgirl forums. --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 12:56, 13 August 2011 (PDT)

Yeah, the part saying he hasn't made any new videos should be updated [[User:Martymoinklers|Martymoinklers]] 17:16, 1 September 2011 (PDT)
I did it --[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 21:05, 8 September 2011 (PDT)

==Chris as a troll==
Not sure why the category has been deleted multiple times. Chris has been (if not currently) a troll, in his career. Most notably, to [[Alec Benson Leary]] during the Asperchu saga, especially during the [[Alec Benson Leary calls|phone calls]]. He's also been Evan's to some extent, i.e. plagiarism [[May 2014 Facebook Posts|which still hasn't been reverted]]. And, of course, the infamous [[Rollin' and Trollin']]. [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 2:18, 11 September 2014 (UTC)

Just because there's some trolls you dislike doesn't mean Chris is a troll to his trolls. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 07:44, 11 September 2014 (UTC)

What? First off, I never said I disliked any trolls; I'm not trying to bias this. Secondly, Chris has fully admitted to being a 'troll' in the past. As for being a literal troll, like I said, the [[Asperchu]] saga says it all; his constant insulting and mocking of the 'Asperchu Four' along with his disregard for other's work is the clean-cut definition of a troll. [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 10:31, 11 September 2014 (UTC)

So let me get this straight in summary.

1. Chris said that he's a troll so therefore he's a troll.

2. A troll's definition is to mock someone else's work.

If these are what you are pointing out, no. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 11:26, 14 September 2014 (UTC)

So by that, no trolls listed in the wiki are actually trolls? I mean, even Liquid isn't regarded as a troll by some, and all he did was mock. Even Alec's called Chris a troll, and that was one of, if not the, most eventful sagas to date. [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 11:48, 14 September 2014 (UTC)

So? [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 15:40, 14 September 2014 (UTC)

== Chris on happy tree friends ==

I don't really know if he likes happy tree friends, and it is probably for the best...unless of course he fucks up and adds sonichu as a happy tree friend OC.

== Changing the top image to modern CWC ==

I was wondering if the image in the "Chandler Family" box should be replaced with an image of today's 30+ y/o CWC, instead of classic CWC. ED did it, so why not here? I get that it's probably ''the'' most recognizable pic of CWC, but I'd feel it would be more appropriate, especially when the info in the same box is constantly updating. [[User:CWCFlick|CWCFlick]]

== Pronouns ==

00dani‎ changed all the pronouns in this article to female, to suit Chris's gender choice. I think an edit of that magnitude should be discussed first, so I undid the edits.

Should the pronouns be changed to female?

* I'm voting no. This wiki is primarily about classic Chris, so the gender pronouns should reflect that. A sweeping change of "him" to "her" doesn't make sense, since, for instance, the early life section would get changed as well, and Chris identified as a male for most of his life. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:06, 8 January 2017 (UTC)

** First off, good on you for fixing that awful edit. Second, I'm going to weigh in and say that even if Chris did legitimately suffer from dysphoria, changing his pronouns on the wiki would be the wrong course of action. I didn't push for my point of view strongly enough the first time it came up. The point of pronouns isn't to do with the feelings of what someone ''believes'' himself to be, it's to make discussion of what a person really ''is'' clearer. Enabling delusional thinking by giving people whatever pronouns they ask for muddies up the already-difficult art of communication. Once they invent a form of gender reassignment surgery that produces reproductively viable results in the end, then we can ''consider and discuss'' the merits that maybe giving people pronouns correlating to their new reproductive organs instead of those they were born with. Until then, Chris is just a man who hates [[JERKS]] and wants [[china]], regardless of if he has a professional surgeon give him an Un-Clit 3.0 and removes his much-hated [[duck]] ([[Chris and money|which he won't]]). [[User:Nate-Kar Sonichu|Nathan]] ([[User talk:Nate-Kar Sonichu|talk]]) 20:22, 8 January 2017 (UTC)

User:Nate-Kar Sonichu

2016-12-28T05:58:02Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu: My dad actually got a DNA test to check on our ancestors' claim to native american ancestry and was found to have 0% injun DNA markers so I have to edit my profiles on a few sites, LOL

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| {{Christian}}{{Catholic}}{{Americunt}}{{Straight}}{{Wii}}{{Troper}}
|}{{GrammarNazi}}{{Naive}}{{Ham}}{{EDUser}}

Nathan Daniel Karr doesn't seem so impressive, and this is because he is not. However, when he activates the mundane wooden cross hanging from his neck, he transforms into Nate-Kar Sonichu, with markedly less intelligence and greater number of Mary-Sue Traits.

Huzzah!

Talk:BlackBusterCritic

2016-10-31T00:34:12Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu:

==Is this really necessary?==
We already have a section for BlackBusterCritic on the Chris in the media page: [[Chris in the media#BlackBusterCritic]]. And, I don't think he is significant enough for him to have his own page just for including him on his long dead "Sonic Brainfart" series. Again, I think the section on the Chris in the media page is sufficient enough.

--[[User:Windows OS|Windows OS]] ([[User talk:Windows OS|talk]]) 00:31, 31 October 2016 (UTC)
* Seconded. Even that is pushing the limits of notability for that page, too, it's not supposed to be "every Internet nobody who talks about Sonichu or Chris-Chan ever". Giving this guy, whom Chris hasn't interacted with or mentioned, his own page on this wiki is as wrong as giving more notable critics like Mr. Enter or Linkara their own pages just for making an occasional jab at Chris. [[User:Nate-Kar Sonichu|Nathan]] ([[User talk:Nate-Kar Sonichu|talk]]) 00:34, 31 October 2016 (UTC)

Talk:The Annotated Sonichu

2016-10-27T02:44:49Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu: /* Notability and Links */

== Notability and Links ==
First, is this page really necessary? I remember reading and enjoying the blog but it is canceled rather early in the comic series and Chris didn't interact with it to my knowledge.

Second, there's no link to the blog itself on the page. [[User:Nate-Kar Sonichu|Nathan]] ([[User talk:Nate-Kar Sonichu|talk]]) 22:45, 10 February 2016 (UTC)
*I actually disagree, I think it's an interesting extended critical read on the series. As the article says, it's an in-depth and unusually neutral take. [[User:Happilymerried|Happilymerried]] ([[User talk:Happilymerried|talk]]) 05:32, 26 October 2016 (UTC)
** We should still have a link to the blog on the page itself if we're going to keep this. [[User:Nate-Kar Sonichu|Nathan]] ([[User talk:Nate-Kar Sonichu|talk]]) 02:44, 27 October 2016 (UTC)

Chris and health

2016-10-04T04:00:49Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu: "Incontinence" is the correct word here, funny as it is to call Chris "incompetent" at pooping.

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{{quote|Eat less [[/cow/|cow]] meat; Grilled Chicken is healthier. [[Pickle|Vegetables]] and [[Fanta|Fruit]] are a must; [[A Hike|Walking]] or [[Father Call|Jogging]] is great exercise daily. Standing helps too; play some ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' on [[Gitar of Fail|Guitar]], you have to stand while playing, and move a bit for fun and movement.|[[Chris]]'s [[Chris and Hypocrisy|ironic]] advice for [[Wikipedia:Ivan Drago|Ivan Drago]]<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag_2</ref>}}

[[Image:DecayOfManChild.jpg|thumb|Chris in a few years.]]

Chris, as even those with a cursory knowledge of medicine can plainly see, is not in good '''health'''. Considering his [[obesity]], [[Power|lack of exercise]], [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal|poor nutrition]], [[ShowerClean|refusal to bathe]], and [[Tour of Chris's House|the grave uncleanliness]] of [[Rental House|his]] [[14 Branchland Court|surroundings]], he has an extremely high chance of developing potentially life-threatening medical problems such as cancer, type 2 diabetes, [[Wikipedia:Atherosclerosis|atherosclerosis]], and possibly a premature [[Death|death]].

==Nutrition==
{{main|Obesity}}
[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|left|Christian Weston Chandler is not a very healthy individual in any sense of the word.]]
[[File:Recycle.jpg|thumb|Chris tends to drink large amounts of soft drinks daily, including ones mixed with [[Navy|a special ingredient]].]]

Chris is a known fast food lover, eating either [[McDonald's]] or [[Burger King]] at least once a day. He has been known to dine out up to 4 times a day. The fact that he's merely fat and not morbidly obese with such an awe-inspiring calorific intake and inactive lifestyle suggests a fairly high metabolism, one which will almost certainly not last indefinitely.

Chris claims that he cooks for himself 4 or 5 days a week,<ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble #6]]</ref> making his cooking a major source of his nutrition. He has said that he took Home Ec. classes in school and that he owns cookbooks.<ref>[[IRC (18 December 2008)]]</ref> However, when Jackie asked him to cook spaghetti in a YouTube video--an incredibly basic dish, mind you--he dodged responsibility by claiming that [[Barbara]] had blocked the kitchen up with junk, so he instead mimed the act and microwaved some canned spaghetti and meatballs.<ref>[[SpaghettiRoutine]]</ref> It can be deduced from this that Chris can't or doesn't cook and simply buys microwaveable meals every time he claims to be eating at home.

Many, many times, Chris has been shown to be a glutton for all kinds of food, eating excessively in public places and during parties. His complexion also gives insight into his daily nutrition, often showing various signs of acne and acne scarring. This suggests that Chris never drinks water and that he drinks a lot of [[CWC Cola|carbonated]] [[My Coke Rewards|drinks]] and energy drinks (which have been proven to increase erratic behavior<ref>[http://www.naturalnews.com/042974_soda_consumption_brain_function_hyperactivity.html|Natural News]</ref>). His most probable nutritional intake is as follows:

* '''Breakfast:''' Often nothing because he usually [[Biological clock|sleeps from 6 a.m. to noon]], but on the rare occasion he does, he travels to McDonald's or another fast food restaurant with a breakfast menu.
* '''Lunch:''' Something quick at home or fast food.
* '''Dinner:''' Dine out at a fast food place with family, or have a poorly-cooked microwave meal.

In addition, it is believed that Chris's diet is one of the causes for his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|fecal incontinence]] (the other one being [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|ramming stuff]] [[Homos#Evidence that Chris might be gay|in his rectum]]), as chronic constipation can be one cause of fecal incontinence;<ref>[[Wikipedia:Fecal_incontinence#Constipation|Fecal incontinence on Wikipedia]]</ref> casually, it happens that Chris's diet of McDonald's, microwaveable food, and little or no fruit or vegetables is very likely ridiculously low on fiber and thus a sure-fire way of causing constipation, and Chris has been going on with this diet for who knows how many years.

According to Chris, he eats more vegetables than any other food group.<ref>[[Kacey Call 7]]</ref> The veracity of this statement is dubious, given what is known about Chris's medical history and health in general.

In short, Chris is a fatty, yet he denies it, and his food makes him shit himself.

It seems that his diet has finally caught up with him, as it was revealed in the [[Father Call|conversation]] with [[Kacey]]'s father that he was prescribed [[Wikipedia:Atorvastatin|Lipitor]] for his high cholesterol. Chris claims that he stopped taking the drug in the fall of [[2009]], but whether he was being honest (especially given the number of obvious [[lies]] he told about his health in the course of the rest of the call) is uncertain.

===Places where Chris likes to eat===
* [[Country Cookin]]
* [[McDonald's]]
* [[Golden Corral]] (has closed its doors in Charlottesville)
* [[Chick-fil-A]]
* [[Semen|Bedroom]]
* [[Burger King]]

==Exercise==
[[File:Cwcstrongman.JPG|thumb|[[I AM STRONG]]!]]
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{{quote|[…] while my body is Strong and [[Power]]ful, I am unable to Run Fast without losing breath 10-Seconds in [[Sonic]]-Running Speed.|[[CWCipedia]]<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#I_DO.21</ref>}}

Chris has not had any regular exercise since leaving [[high school]], and the lack of physical activity has contributed to his already ballooning shape. Since he barely leaves his house and focuses his time on playing [[vidya]], his lack of exposure to the sunlight has left his skin a frightening pallor that starkly contrasts to the dark background of his room, while making videos. Also, most fat people have strong, stocky legs, due to carrying around all that weight, but since Chris very rarely performs any task more physically demanding than [[Guitar Hero|standing up]], his muscles have withered away, leaving a body made almost entirely out of fat, as evidenced by his incredibly thin and weak arms [[Sign Destruction Video|that are incapable of breaking wooden sticks]] and [[Chris Loses It|barely capable of tearing cardboard]].

When questioned about exercise, he regarded standing up and playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' as exercise.<ref>[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]</ref> Needless to say, Chris is clearly delusional. In Chris's [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|''PaRappa the Rapper'' contest entry]], where he foolishly chose to dance, he seemed to get tired very easily from dancing for a mere 30 seconds and even stopped recording to take a break (evidenced by the abrupt change of position). While attending [[Fridays After Five]] for a while, he danced in public like a stroke victim, then sat down to rest and play some vidya outdoors. Despite this, in [[WelcometoBollywood]] he is capable of dancing in place for over 7 minutes. Whether or not he did this with the magic of jump cuts remains to be seen.

During the later stages of his infatuation with [[Kacey]], many of Chris's videos showed a growing obsession with his own physical power. Chris apparently believes himself to be a nigh-unstoppable testament to human might, and has made several videos dedicated to flexing and [[30 Push-Ups|feats]] of [[11042009 51 50|strength]], performing Herculean tasks such as lifting boxes of Minute Maid lemonade and almost doing fake push-ups. He appears to believe that he could've defeated both his rivals [[Gregg Mays]] and [[Liquid Chris]] should've it to came to blows, and as such had challenged them to fisticuffs multiple times.

Of course, Chris is once again completely delusional about his own abilities. The push-ups and curls he has struggled to do on camera only serve to demonstrate exactly how hopelessly out of shape he really is. He's so fat and his muscles are so small that it's never clear whether he's actually flexing, and the [[CWCFighter|fighting]] [[Challenge for Clyde|moves]] he's shown us are laughably incompetent. Were Chris to [[I Got A Fish|get his wish]] and physically confront Gregg or Liquid, he would definitely have his ass handed to him.

In the [[Father Call]] and the subsequent [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], Chris made various claims about having taken up jogging. At one point he claimed to jog 5 miles (8 kilometers) a day, but it didn't take long for Kacey and her father to call him out on this obvious lie. The truth is clearly shown in [[Sonichu's Edge]], where Chris runs only a fraction of a mile and had to take 6 breaks to catch his breath, whereas a person in decent health would take a few seconds to jog the same distance without having to stop as often as Chris did.
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==Hygiene==
{{quote|I shower Daily.|Chris<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21 http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21]</ref>}}
[[Image:Didyoubathe.JPG|thumb|right|180px|"Did you bathe?" "No"]][[Image:Plusoneshoweroffilth.jpg‎|thumb|left|Where Chris [[Mass debating|marinates in his own filth]].]]

As quoted above, Chris claims to bathe on a daily basis. However, his propensity to lie and reports from people who have interacted with him suggest otherwise. According to [[Emily]], he reeked of "rotten watermelons"; [[Robert Simmons V]] said that he had a variant of the homeless person stank, and field agents have said "body odor masked with gallons of Axe". In fact, it might be that Chris regards [[Axe]] as a substitute for a shower.<ref>In an [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_10 ad] Chris made for ''[[Sonichu 2|Sonichu #2]]'' [[Rosechu]] tells [[Sonichu]] that he smells good, and asks him if he bathed, like it's some kind of event. Sonichu replies that he used Axe instead, suggesting that Chris believes that using Axe is an acceptable substitute for a shower or bath.</ref> Rosechu seems to confirm this belief, as upon being told of the Axe usage she makes an awful attempt at suggestive wordplay, suggesting both that using Axe makes Sonichu clean enough for sex and that cheap deodorant has an aphrodisiac effect on Rosechu.

It would appear that Chris compounds this hygiene problem by frequently going for days without changing his clothes; perusal of his videos has shown him wearing the same shirt for several days in a row.<ref>A particularly good example is the series of videos starting with [[12 January 2010]] and ending with [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]. The videos in question were shot between 12-15 [[January 2010]], and in all of them Chris wears the same shirt.</ref> It may be that Chris just gets into "nice" clothing to make his videos and as such doesn't get them dirty, allowing for him to use the same ones repeatedly, although this hygienic habit would be at odds with everything else he does.

The condition of his epidermal system is so poor that it's visibly noticeable, even in his [[Chris and cinematography|low quality videos]]. The texture of grease that is probably permanently adhered to his skin creates a disgusting sheen that reflects a significant amount of light. The same goes for his [[hair]], which is in such poor condition that when he allowed it to grow for the [[Tomgirl Pictures]], many strands were clumped together in greasy, sticky locks, looking akin to the long beard of a homeless man. And even when washed, it looks exactly as greasy and unkempt as it did before, as seen in the [[HairDifference]] videos. This neglect will only make his hair fall out even faster than it already is.

This lack of cleanliness, combined with the state of his [[Chris's Room|room]] where he spends almost all his time, means that Chris and his surroundings must smell absolutely ''disgusting''. Chris evidently simply tolerates the horrible odours, perhaps not noticing them anymore. It may be that he has an abnormally weak or insensitive sense of smell; few other things would allow for such living conditions.

Despite his irregular (at best) use of the shower, Chris is reportedly an enthusiastic consumer of hand sanitizer. [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] recalled that he would scrub his hands with germ-killing jellied alcohol after every post-card-game handshake at [[The GAMe PLACe]] (doubtlessly offending his victorious opponents) and photographs of Chris at [[Fridays After Five]] suggest that he kept a bottle on hand at all times. Additionally, Mimms and Lucas said in their [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A|Q&A session]] that Chris didn't have any noticeable BO during his time at the GAMe PLACe, suggesting that his odor problems have become more severe in recent years. [[BlueSpike]] also mentions Chris's usage of hand sanitizer throughout [[Julie Reveals Herself]].

One day in September 2014, Chris decided to give himself [[Un-clit|a piercing on his perineum]]. Piercings require constant disinfection while they heal, anywhere on the body, even for very clean people, and so many trolls were concerned that considering Chris's general filthiness and the fact that the location of the piercing would receive very little air, an infection was certain to occur. Sure enough, in December, he shared another picture of this piercing which showed that it had not only migrated (''tearing the skin'' in the process), but had become infected as well. Making lemonade out of lemons, Chris (now in the throes of his transwoman fantasy) noted with pride the tear's semblance to a [[China|vagina]] and actually got it re-pierced, without giving the original wound any longer than about a week to heal. This was extremely unwise; a re-infection was all but guaranteed and such a thing can lead to extreme pain or even death. Fortunately, Chris gave up on it after it became clear (to him, anyway) that a bad infection was inevitable, and removed it for good before any serious harm was done.

In [[July 2016]], Chris revealed on Facebook he believed he had finally grown a [[china]], the apparent result of watching [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] videos. Except it's not a "vagina"--because Chris did a shoddy job at keeping the wounds from the piercing clean and able to heal (albeit a very hard-to-reach area, and one that often comes into contact with [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|crap]]), the wounds reopened and formed an abscess. Chris is not worried at all about the possibilities of his abscess becoming gangrenous and being at the risk of septic shock as the infection reaches his bloodstream.
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==Living conditions==
[[File:Ebay violin photo - 22 Jun 2014 - 1.jpg|thumb|Only half a year in and already an inhuman cesspool; quite the accomplishment.]]
''Main article: [[14 Branchland Court]], [[Rental House]]''

Simply put, Chris has spent many years growing acclimated to living in conditions of abject filth and untidiness. The photographs and videos of 14 Branchland Court that he has so unwisely shared with the world showcased to us his filthy bathtub, as well as what appeared to be overflowing bins that looked more like mounds of trash, a kitchen sink overflowing with unwashed plates and cutlery, and even an instance of Chris [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|slipping on cat shit]]. Trolls also managed to [[Rocky Shoemaker call|extract]] from [[Rocky Shoemaker]] that the house was suffering some sort of infestation, which led to [[Bob]] being quarantined after being brought to hospital, and Chris being confined to his room to avoid being bitten. When Chris's last video of the house emerged in the months before the [[Destruction of Chris's House|fire]], it was revealed that the problem had only gotten worse since Bob's passing, with whole rooms literally rendered inaccessible, and some filled almost to the ceiling with items [[Barb]] had hoarded, and with various other rooms reduced to crevices carved into Barb's mountains of junk.

Even after the fire, Chris and Barb have seemingly not amended their habits, as far as housekeeping goes. Photographs of the rental house revealed a steadily growing number of [[Lego]] boxes strewn around, as well as something much more alarming; when Chris was taking photographs of his merchandise for [[eBay]], he inadvertently photographed rat faeces on the carpet as well. When [[Trolls|concerned customers]] pointed this out Chris [[Chris and reality|flatly denied it]], even though [[Honor roll|he had given them photographic proof to the contrary]]. Moreover, after [[Catherine]] visited in [[August 2014]], she recalled seeing junk "piled up to the ceiling" and the dogs not being housebroken and allowed to urinate and defecate in piles of newspaper on the floor. While Chris and Barb returned to the renovated 14 Branchland Court in [[January 2015]], one can only imagine the reaction of the landlord to the state in which they left the house, which, as of [[April 2015]], was still vacant, probably due to the mess they made.

==Vision==
As evidenced by his oversized, [[Pedo-Glasses|aviator-like glasses]], Chris has a vision problem. Judging by pictures of Chris in his youth, it appears that he began wearing glasses around the time he entered high school. The extent of his eyesight problems is anybody's guess. His glasses are often fogged and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|dirty]], thus simultaneously improving and worsening his sight along different feature dimensions. Chris often takes them off when things are [[Stress|"getting serious"]], but keeps them on to [[Chris and English|read]]. This is evident in the video in which he [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_February_10th,_2009|reads a letter from Nintendo]], and in the [[Christian_Weston_Chandler's_FUTURE_MESSAGE|"FUTURE MESSAGE"]] video.

One of Chris' relatives, Dr. David Alan Chandler, happens to be an eye doctor whom Chris has seen in the past. The last time Chris was known to have seen him for an appointment was 6 January 2004.

Chris's driver's license has a restrictive condition checked, which commonly means that the driver must wear glasses in order to legally drive. Whether his vision contributed to the [[Son-Chu#Car_trouble|numerous vehicular incidents]] he has been involved in has yet to be seen. However, it is a good bet that Chris should be wearing glasses while driving, for the sake of those sharing the road with him.

==Dental health==
{{Main|Fangs}}
[[Image:ChrisCavities.JPG‎|thumb|right|He's not even afraid to show the gaping cavities at the back of his mouth. Talk about [[honest content]]!]]

Chris's fondness for bearing his [[fangs]] in moments of [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] revealed substantial dental work, particularly on his back molars, which look to have had most of their surface drilled and filled to deal with cavities. It seems likely that Chris takes about as much care of his teeth as he does any other part of his body, and that he'll be needing crowns and other painful, [[Chris and money|expensive]] dental surgery some time later in his life, assuming he lives that long.

Although it is difficult to tell (partly due to Chris's [[Chris and cinematography|awful camerawork]]), in the few instances we get to see his teeth, they seem to be a strange yellow-brown color, which is likely the result of large consumption of [[Fanta|carbonated drinks]], poor dental hygiene, and his refusal to visit a professional under the influence of his massive [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]]. He seems to be unwilling to brush his teeth, or at least chew some [[Brand loyalty|Orbit gum]].
{{clear}}

==Mental health==
[[Chris and psychology|As noted]], Chris has a hostile relationship with psychotherapy, so there is little that can be said about what mental illnesses he has. Because autism isn't nearly enough to explain the full spectrum of his abject psyche, many observers have tried to pin down Chris for a variety of mental illnesses ranging from sociopathy (minus the increase in charisma) to narcissism (ditto).

The one mental failing that debilitates Chris most is his rigid refusal to adapt to his environment. This stubbornness, more than anything else, is what makes him so frustrating to watch—he is incapable of advancing mentally beyond the mind of a ten-year-old with some ''[[Wikipedia:Playboy|Playboy]]'' magazines stuffed under his mattress. Whatever mental problems he may have are only exacerbated by this stubborn inability to mature or even alter his tactics. For over 6 years, he has been led on by various trolls pretending to be [[Sweetheart|young white women]] [[Chris and reality|who are interested in a relationship with him]], and yet he still falls for it time after time. It is Chris's refusal to listen or learn that ensures that he will continue to live in [[Naive|ignorance]], isolation and misery, and until he decides to change, it always will, irrespective of whether his trolls stay interested in him.

It was once thought possible that Chris didn't feel like his life had truly begun, that he was still in the "pre-adult" years — because he remained a [[Virgin with rage|virgin]] into his early 30's, and judging by his [[Autism|oversimplified, black-and-white view of the world]] [[The Adventures of the American Rabbit|tainted]] [[Video games|by]] [[Chris and reality|fiction]] [[Chris and television|and]] [[Chris and brand loyalty|media messages]], [[Chris and sex#Chris and gender|treatment of women]] and [[Chris and sex|stunted understanding of sexual relationships]], because he saw sex not as a biological or recreational function, or an expression of love, but rather as a rite of passage, of sorts, and he therefore believed that he wasn't able to truly be an adult until he had sex. Chris has lost his virginity, however, and as of yet, has made few to no changes that will tangibly improve his life, in fact he has been plunging himself into debt to buy toys, of all things, as well as a new car. Needless to say, no one expects Chris and Barb to be able to afford to keep the car for long.

Since Chris has been pampered and sheltered from basically all forms of outside influence, he lacks experience with the real world. His reaction to the real world can best be seen in his reactions to trolls; instead of dealing with them in a constructive way (taking their advice) or even a neutral way (either ignoring them or getting off the internet), he will freak out, yell at things, blame his autism or the trolls themselves for his shortcomings, and maybe crush a [[sex toys|dildo]].

He also has a peculiar notion that he is slim, broad-shouldered and tan, and that he has a full head of [[hair]] and is generally not creepy. This image comes from two things:

* His mother would always [[Barbara#Pampering_of_Chris|tell him how "handsome" he was]]. This might simply be [[Barbara]] telling her son what all mothers tell their kids.
* He has an [[Wikipedia:Prosopagnosia|inability to remember faces]]. For example, during the [[Blanca]] incidents, trolls used pictures of two different girls to represent Blanca and he never suspected a thing; he thinks that he and [[BILLY MAYS]] would have looked the same if BILLY shaved off his beard. In [[high school]], he had to remember his own appearance by staring in the mirror, leaving his more youthful image of himself branded in his mind.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_24 ''Sonichu'' #7, page 24]</ref> The fact that the only distinguishing features of his cartoon characters are hair and eye color also point to this, although this may just be Chris being a [[Chris and art|shitty artist]].

Some people think that, far from being mentally ill, Chris is just misguided and simply needs to be steered in the right direction. [[White knight|However...]]

In the July 2012 [[This_is_how_the_Trial_went|arraignment]] for his and Barbara's actions at the GAMe PLACe [[28_October_2011|the previous fall]], Chris agreed to a plea bargain, avoiding felony charges and jail time in exchange for, among other things, "mandatory psychological treatment and evaluation," which meant that Chris was forced to undergo legitimate psychiatric treatment (as opposed to simply seeing [[Rocky_Shoemaker|an un-certified pastoral "counselor"]]), or risk being imprisoned. Given that most, if not all of the problems described above persist in some form or another to this day, it seems that Chris reacted to psychiatric treatment in much the same way he reacted to the education system, as it seems that, whatever his psychiatrist said, he took none of it in, probably taking out his [[Ego|anger at being forced to obey the law]] on the psychiatrist by simply refusing to co-operate.

Another mental factor that has affected Chris's overall health is [[stress]]. In August 2013, Chris indicated that the stress he's endured has begun to affect his health, citing a symptom of high blood pressure. It seems pretty likely, especially if you take into account Chris's other problems above.

==Sexual health==
Bent at a horrifying 45° angle, Chris's [[duck]] is a thing of almost unholy terror. While there has been much speculation as to the cause of this (possibly [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyronie%27s_disease Peyronie's disease] or the result of engaging in dangerous prone masturbation), it is ultimately a mystery that will probably never be solved. While correctable, the process is expensive and Chris has other, [[Video games|more]] [[Toys|important]] [[Sex toys|things]] on which to spend his (or rather, [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayers']]) money.

In correspondence with [[Jackie]], Chris revealed he was checked for STDs in early [[2010]].<ref>[[Jackie e-mails]]</ref> He didn't have any; [[Virgin|you can probably guess why]].

==Other deformities==
[[Image:Eye.jpg|thumb|"My left eye is blue, and my right eye is brown-my right is green."<ref>[[CWC Update 13 August 2009]]</ref>]]
Chris also has mild [[heterochromia]], which he claims is the result of pinkeye medicine that he took in high school. However, in a photo of a young Chris, his right eye is green.<ref>[[:Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg]]</ref> He probably tells this story so people think he's [[Autism|special]].

His voice is also a very [[speech Impediment|severe deformity]], ranging in pitch from normal to the sound of a three-year old girl on helium all the way to [[Wikipedia:Gilbert Gottfried|Gilbert Gottfried]]. It has been medically proven that one of the effects of [[Asperger's syndrome]] is a lack of variation in speech such as tone, pitch and accent. It can also work backwards, which could explain Chris's far from normal voice: autistics often have difficulty distinguishing voice tone. In his [[Song of Christian]] video, his voice sounds almost entirely normal and even deeper than later years, except for the occasional times where he recalls [[Wikipedia:List_of_Conker_characters#Conker_the_Squirrel|Conker]] of ''[[Wikipedia:Conker's Bad Fur Day|Conker's Bad Fur Day]]''. However, this voice deformity most likely comes from the fact he has little to no human interaction; such isolation has been proven to change a person's perception of pitch, especially if they're autistic. With enough isolation, this will most likely become permanent.

[[/cwc/|Some]] have pointed out that Chris has an unusually wide [[wikipedia:Nasal septum|septum]], as seen in his [[MySpace]] picture.<ref>[[:File:Myspace.jpg]]</ref> Others go as far as to say he lacks one altogether. The cause of this, like his bent [[duck]], is as yet unknown.

==See also==
*[[Autism]]
*[[Obesity]]

== Sources ==
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{{Chris and}}

Talk:Collosal Chan

2016-09-20T01:29:37Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu: /* Things that Chris-chan fails to understand about such transformations */

Oh what the fuck is this.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:11, 24 November 2009 (CET)
*Apparently some sort of bizarre hybrid of human Chris and his mary-sue fursona. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 17:24, 5 January 2009 (EST)
:*but why a beard? This is so... WTF? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:58, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
::*Unsure, but I think it's supposed to be that peach-colored fur around Sonichu's mouth. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 10:02, 12 January (EST)
:::*I'm guessing this is the case, seeing as how he uses a limited pallet of what appears to be markers, and the peach-colored mouthfuzz is the same color as he draws human skin. He'd need to differentiate the two.--[[User:AIDSandstuff|AIDSandstuff]] 18:52, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

== Collosal??? ==

Is it mentioned anywhere that this character's entire name is a typo? I wanna pronounce it like Kolla Sal now. [[User:Martymoinklers|Martymoinklers]] 20:24, 6 September 2011 (PDT)

== Origin? ==

" Why Chris would want to be a half-version of his actual super form doesn't make a bit of sense: how does having the weaker Chris's body improve over just being a magic, omnipotent Hedgehog?"

I believe its copi- er, based on Goku's alternate forms. The first one, Oozaru, is just a giant monkey. The last one, Super Saiyan 4, is a half-monkey, half-man. The SS4 is infinitely more powerful then the Oozaru even though it looks like it should be the other way around. The SS4 also doesn't have the blonde hair the SS1, 2 and 3 are known for, which sort of makes him look like a "half-version" of them. I don't know if Chris has watched Dragon Ball, but sure seems like that to me.--[[User:Cresset|Cresset]] 10:59, 30 October 2011 (PDT)

== February 24, 2009 ==

"Magi-Chan then predicts that by February 24th, 2009, homosexuality will be eradicated and the day will be declared a holiday named "Christian Love Day", in honor of the man whose blood and time travel powers made it all possible."

I don't know how relevant this may be to this section, but by February of 2009, a number of pro-LGBT laws and bills in various states had been approved and moved forward, including the civil union bill in Hawaii (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_in_LGBT_rights#February). In fact, according to that same wikipedia article:

"The Colorado Senate approve[d] a domestic partner benefits bill that would make it easier for unmarried couples, including gays and lesbians, to make medical decision for incapacitated partners and leave property to their partners."

The bill was approved on, of course, February 24th. Happy Christian Love Day!

[[User:I Got A Fish|I Got A Fish]] 10:45, 16 March 2012 (PDT) I Got A Fish
* Actually, I would think that would go over on the [[Examples of Chris's Ego]] than Collosal Chan, since that one focuses more on his Christian Love Day more than here.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 13:01, 16 March 2012 (PDT)

== Things that Chris-chan fails to understand about such transformations ==
Okay, uh, does this section have any need to be here? It's ugly, badly-written, and seems to exist mostly as a rant about how Chris failed to respect the sanctity of a crappy Dragon Ball spinoff that isn't even canon anymore. I don't think failure to follow the exact procedure necessary to get an anime power upgrade that Collosal Chan barely resembles to begin with is needed to explain why the thing is terrible. [[User:MBG|MBG]] ([[User talk:MBG|talk]]) 22:30, 18 September 2016 (UTC)
* I agree there. I saw the initial writeup of that section a few months ago and cleaned it up a bit, but I thought it was stupid and unnecessary even back then. [[User:Nate-Kar Sonichu|Nathan]] ([[User talk:Nate-Kar Sonichu|talk]]) 01:29, 20 September 2016 (UTC)

RomanticLabyrinth

2016-09-06T02:05:12Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu: Correcting tiny piped typo of "aand" to "and"

'''An Ol' Classic Dream''', later renamed '''RomanticLabyrinth''', is the tenth animation Chris posted to [[Flipnote Hatena]]. It is essentially one of Chris's [[Chris and sex|wet]] [[dreams]] conveyed in Flipnote form and is, of course, completely horrifying. It is, as the name suggests, based on the [[Dreams#The_watery_maze_dream|watery maze dream]], albeit featuring ([[Chris and censorship|censored]]) [[Duck|genitalia]] (complete with erection), nipples, and [[china]], as well as implied [[Giant Penis Comic|sex]]--note that [[Chris and the Internet|this is predictably and clearly against the rules of Flipnote Hatena]]. Chris then demands that his fellow Flipnote Hatena users [[Chris and his Ego|shower him in literally millions of stars]] in order for him to post [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|an uncensored version]], which, of course, would violate the website's terms of service even ''more'' and which, regardless, no one would ever want to see.

Flipnote Hatena, being a family-friendly organization totally antithetical to [[Chris and sex|Chris's perverse delusions]], removed the video minutes after it went up. Fortunately, citizens of the [[CWCki]] were able to save an archival copy of the animation even faster, and [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] had soon mirrored it.

This animation features some of Chris's more disturbing thoughts on romance: sex is love, people fall in love from merely looking at each other, and a stranger getting visibly erect in front of you isn't creepy whatsoever. Needless to say, Chris probably [[mass debate]]s to this.

Also of note is that, if you look really close near the end of the video (where Chris says "If only I knew who you are in reality") a big black mess appears near his legs, making it look like he jizzed ''and'' [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shat himself]] thinking about this mystery woman.

[[Ivy Q&A|Ivy supplied]] some interesting background to this:
{{Quote|After falling back asleep Chris had a "sticky dream." He said that it had about him and me in a pool, and that as he had been my hero, I could be his heroine too- his “God’s angel mermaid”. He stated that when he woke up there was yet another mess but "not a bad mess”. “Oh, you had a wet dream?"
Chris giggled and said: "No, that's when you pee yourself, silly!"}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = An Ol' Classic Dream (Edited Version)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|7HFMdnYYf3I}}
| stardate = 27 [[June 2010]]
| subject = {{Sex|text}}, {{Flipnote|text}}
| previous = [[Edit Me]]
| next = [[For Women ONLY]]
}}

==Transcript==

[[Image:LabyrinthZone.png|thumb|A labyrinth filled with water...[[Sonic the Hedgehog|does this remind you of anything?]]]]

[''A title card appears: "An Ol' Classic Dream... [[Honest Content|18+ Only]]". The "18" appears to have been [[Pedofork|hastily altered from a 13]].'']

[''A maze is displayed, showing a staircase and two dots. The dots move towards each other. The camera zooms in on the dots, and an arrow is drawn pointing to one of them, labeled "ME".'']

[''A [[nude]], anatomically-correct male stick figure (with a censored [[pickle]]) is shown wading through a watery hallway, presumably within the maze. He looks around and notices something; lines indicating surprise appear over his head. He smiles. The camera moves to the left, revealing a naked, anatomically-correct female stick figure ([[ShecameforCWC.JPG|with censored nipples and vagina]]). The male stick figure's censor box grows longer, indicating a stiffy. A heart appears in a thought bubble above both stick figures' heads.'']

[''The stick figures are shown in a different, watery room. They move towards each other and make out. A heart appears around the two of them.'']

[''This situation is then shown to be a [[dream]] that Chris is having.'']

[[Lovely Weather|LOVELY WOMAN]], I LOVE YOU! ♥

IF ONLY I KNEW WHO YOU ARE IN REALITY

[''Chris's signature appears above the Flipnote Chris's head.'']

TO ENJOY THIS DREAM UNCENSORED, OFFER A TOTAL SUM OF [[Chris and his Ego|FIVE MILLION]]...

STARS ☆ INCLUDING 100 GREEN, 10 RED, 10 BLUE...

5 PURPLE AND 5 ORANGE.

[[Chris and music|Music: "City in the Clouds"]] by [[Wikipedia:Howard Drossin|Howard Drossin]]

Have a Good and Safe Day. ''Christian W. Chandler.''

== Later versions ==
[[File:ThirdLabyrinth.gif|thumb|The third and final version.]]

As any sane person would expect, the Flipnote mods brought [[List of places that have banned Chris|the hammer]] down on Chris's sex fantasy very, very quickly. And as anybody with even a casual knowledge of Chris would guess, he was less than happy. Not long after the first version was taken down, Chris put up a new version with both characters wearing hastily-drawn-on clothing (reminiscent of the edits made to [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]) and the hard-on replaced by a [[semen|strange white cloud]]. This was removed after being reported again. Chris then attempted to upload a ''third'' version, this one preceded by a long self-aggrandizing rant begging the site's administrators not to delete it and to participate in his crusade against any form of negative feedback.

{{quotebox|<nowiki>*</nowiki>I want to NOTE, the "RomanticLabyrinth" FlipNote is NOT

Inappropriate; [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|the People are CLOTHED]], [[Sonichu 10|THERE IS NO VIOLENCE]],

THERE IS [[Nudes|NO FLASHING]]! I WILL NOT BE DELETED FROM TROLLS WHO...

FALSELY REPORT MY ROMANTIC FANTASY AND MY STRAIGHTNESS AS A VIOLATION,

Just so those [[Troll|DANG Idiots]] can get away portraying me as a Homosexual Which IS WRONG!!!

Admins of F.N. Hatena who see my complaint here, please monitor ALL comments posted

anywher [''sic''] on F.N.H.; it is Very Difficult to Locate and Block Every Single One, Only to have them

create NEW Accounts ONLY TO Continue Trolling Me Like They've done so far. And please

allow me to keep my account on F.N.H. and allow my RomanticLabyrinth to Stay as my

Own FlipNote On the Hatena in the name of MY Right to speak of myself for myself and

Not be described by False Rumors fabricated by the Trollin' Stupid People.

Thank You. Peace, Christian Weston Chandler.}}

The second version followed after the text. The mods deleted this one so quickly that nobody was actually able to see the video on its own page. Its thumbnail is all the evidence we have that it ever existed at all.

On July 2, Chris attempted to upload the second version a fourth time, which led to his DSi being permanently blocked from the service.

Along with several other videos, the second version was uploaded a ''fifth'' time on July 24, after Chris linked his DSi to a different account to evade his [[List of places that have banned Chris|ban]]. As one point, the fifth upload had over [[4-cent_garbage.com|9001 stars]]. It was taken down on 26 July.

Shortly after the fifth version was taken down, Chris uploaded the second version a ''sixth'' time. It remained unblocked on Hatena until it shut down in [[2013]].

==Fan video==
<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = ChrisNote
| video = {{#ev:youtube|iUJFFUdKZdU}}
| stardate = 12 [[August 2011]]
| maker = albee1000
| subject = [[Flipnote Hatena]], [[Love Quest]]
| type = Slanderous mockery
| info = "A satire of Chris Chan's disgusting wet dream Flipnote which, instead of being mature enough to simply allow it to be banned, crudely edited it and sneaked his way back onto the site. "
}}</center>

[[Category:Flipnote Hatena| 2010-06-29]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, June 2010| 2010-06-29]]
{{Flipnotes}}

August 2016 Facebook posts

2016-08-20T00:14:39Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu: /* Whopperrito */

{{Ongoing}}
This page is an archive of Chris' Facebook posts during [[August 2016]]. Posts are sorted by date and linked to the source material from Facebook. Notable comments will be archived and color-coded for reference; those who consistently respond to Chris' posts, e.g. [[Kenneth Erwin Englehardt|Kenneth Englehardt]] and [[Jessica Quinn]], are colored in red and green respectively, while infrequent responders are colored in orange, yellow or purple.

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1113417012086110 Project Sonic - Debut Trailer]==
{{quotebox|1 August at 11:04pm
<nowiki>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cW5GhbJi6EY</nowiki>
}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1116257718468706 House Cleaning]==
{{quotebox|5 August at 7:09 pm
<nowiki>**Announcement**</nowiki>

I want to announce that while I am very well aware of the incoming text messages over the past week, I have been busy sorting through and clearing out Lots of boxes from our move back into our renovated home about a year and a half ago. The room that Was my bedroom in the long ago was FULL of boxes, and now it only has two rows of columns of boxes remaining. I am going to tackle this tonight, and after completion of all this, I will address the text message requests and resume video request taking and recording by the end of this weekend. Thank you for your patience and loyalty. Donations are still requested for better help. Including my own need for a few more tubes of Oestrogel, if anyone would like to help me by sending me a tube from Offshore Pharmacy.

Have a good and safe day.
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</gallery></center>}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1116403268454151 Harm and Abuse from Cwcki and KiwiFarms]==
{{quotebox|6 August at 12:02 am
That's good, but since I am the Top Victim of the criminals here, is PayPal going to compensate me for the harm and abuse the trolls of the Cwcki and KiwiFarms have done unto me while receiving the donations under their, PayPal's, watch that funded the injustices against me?

<nowiki>http://matthewhopkinsnews.com/?p=3934</nowiki>
}}

Comments:

{{quoteboxred|Kenneth Englehardt, 6 August at 12:59 am (deleted)
Hi Null. How's it hanging?}}

{{quoteboxred|Kenneth Englehardt, 6 August at 1:05 am (deleted)
Hi Null.}}

{{quotebox|Chris, 6 August at 1:30 am
Null is a Dull Lull; LOL.}}

{{quoteboxred|Kenneth Englehardt, 6 August at 1:45 am
Null's misadventures in the Philippines: https://medium.com/@infinitechan/infinity-never-3d5f733af739#.bqraqee7v}}
Chris liked the above post.

{{quoteboxorange|Kim Wilson, 6 August at 11:54 am
Christine Weston Chandler Sorry to burst your bubble here, but the author of that piece is an unreliable narrator.

A very trustable rumor out there is that he's been writing long spiels about how he's been masturbating to you. I've read writings that he's specifically talked about "Christine Chandler's luscious D's". Be careful! You've got a potential stalker on your hands!!

He's a failed politician who aggressively stalked a young girl for years. His favorite technique is to threaten his enemies (frequently his friends too) with legal action. He's actually managed to get his accusations into official record in some level of the UK government. (Every one of his accusations involves pedophilia.)

You don't want to tangle with someone like this. His legal threats are completely toothless, of course. But he's got no life and endless time.}}

{{quoteboxred|Kenneth Englehardt, 6 August at 12:49 pm
His main target isn't Christine. It's Dynastia and Joshua C. Moon (who runs Kiwifarms).}}

Reply chain to above post:

{{quoteboxorange|Kim Wilson, 6 August at 12:37 pm
It's not really my place (nor yours) to impose our opinion of who his main target should be, on him.

He's his own crazy person, with his own crazy autonomy.}}

{{quoteboxorange|Kim Wilson, 6 August at 12:38 pm
People should respect crazy autonomy. If someone's going to permanently ruin their name, they should have some say in how they do it.}}

{{quoteboxred|Kenneth Englehardt, 6 August at 1:42 pm
I am not imposing on his autonomy in any way. I am simply stating the obvious.}}

{{quoteboxorange|Kim Wilson, 6 August at 1:46 pm
It's not really that obvious. The fellow is full of inner turmoil and he's really struggling with how he wants to express his crazy. You should let him come to his own conclusions.}}

{{quoteboxred|Kenneth Englehardt, 6 August at 3:04 pm
He has already cone to his own conclusions. They are right in his blog.}}

{{quoteboxorange|Kim Wilson, 6 August at 3:06 pm
Nah, he's struggling with his inner turmoil.}}
End of chain.

{{quoteboxred|Kenneth Englehardt, 6 August at 11:19 pm (deleted)
Null the lolcow news reporter: https://lolcow.news/2016/08/06/nakedape-chimps-out-over-powerword-release-a-defense-for-doxing/}}

{{quoteboxred|Kenneth Englehardt, 6 August at 11:31 pm (deleted)
Null the fearless lolcow news reporter: https://lolcow.news/2016/08/06/nakedape-chimps-out-over-powerword-release-a-defense-for-doxing/}}

{{quoteboxred|Kenneth Englehardt, 6 August at 11:34 pm (deleted)
Just what you've always wanted: An e-mail registered with animalfetishporn.us}}

{{quoteboxred|Kenneth Englehardt, 6 August at 11:35 pm (deleted)
There's no end to this rabbit hole.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1118560461571765&set=a.278642068896946.64983.100002534669114&type=3 Dragon Statue]==
{{quotebox|8 August at 4:13 pm
There's a dragon looking like Discord hanging out by Willie's Auction House in Ruckersville.
[[File:Discord statue.jpg|250px]]}}

Comment:
{{quotebox|Chris, 8 August at 4:15 pm
[[File:Discord.jpg|250px]]}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1118901324871012 Insomnia]==
{{quotebox|9 August at 5:19 am
feeling stressed.

Ugh. If I was not an insomniac with a fickle sleep schedule, I'd probably be a sleepwalker; that would be worse.}}

Comments:

{{quoteboxorange|Mary McLerran, 9 August at 9:05 pm
My doc suggested vitamin D. Helps with lots of stuff. 1000 ml per day.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1119365231491288 Dolan Life Mysteries]==
{{quotebox|9 August at 6:36 pm
This episode is lots of fun.
<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBs5xzuGdFw&feature=share</nowiki>}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1119387661489045 Buy this $3,000 VHS tape]==
{{quotebox|9 August at 7:27 pm
The high bidder did not pay up, so I am relisting my documented Sweepstakes Winner Birthday Pikachu card for a Buy It Now price. Please, Buy It Now and help me and my family.

I am also selling my Black Diamond Classics Edition VHS of Disney's Alladin for an average Buy It Now Price.

Thank You.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/-/282129640258?}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1119429458151532 I Love Lucy]==
{{quotebox|8:50 pm
I can still cite the commercial.
https://www.facebook.com/DoYouRemember/videos/1245817585480304/}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1120189088075569 Incestuous Thoughts]==
{{quotebox|10 August at 6:34 pm
I have a few things to say in response to this article. Firstly, the child was over 18, and surely the mother has talked it out with him beforehand. The child might have had social problems, or a situation where socializing or going out to socialize with other people, was a Greater Difficulty. Financial situation to prevent paying someone else to come over and help out in the situation. Moreover, it was the lifelong affections between parent and child. Also, the mother probably could not bear any ovum for children anymore.

Anyhow, who among Everyone in this world has not had a dream of having sex with one of their parents? Never acting on them ever, I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother.

Although incest is quite controversial topic, but there are circumstances where there would be not so much harm as one may think, feel or believe. The child is over 18; the mother is unable to have any more children at the time; birth control and protection is available and can be used (in a case of father/daughter, birth control Definitely should be used anyhow). Also, consider if the child is adopted; not as much biological.

Plus, this offers a chance for better teaching the child how to better satisfy their eventual partner(s). The schools can only teach from books; not so much practice. And Nobody wants to end up being a 20 or 30-plus year old Virgin. I know; That is a Huge, Enduring Pain.

Unless the sex act was abusive, hurtful, or Would result in an unwanted birth of a physical or mental challenged child, I would not judge or persecute the parent and child. I would encourage the child to socialize more; maybe make it easier for the child to meet more people his/her age.

Do Not send the mother and son to jail!}}

He linked to this article:
http://www.warpedspeed.com/incest-in-new-mexico-and-the-myth-of-love-equality/?utm_content=inf_17_1166_2&tse_id=INF_315063905f1611e6b7dc69ca5c618d1d

Later, at 9:20 pm, Chris edited the post to include this at the beginning:

{{quotebox|**To Clarify, in my thoughts and feelings on the topic below, I am talking specifically about the mother and son in the shared article here, as well as for anyone else who has. I, personally have Never done anything like that with my mother, father, or Any other blood relative.**}}

Comments:
{{quoteboxorange|Kim Wilson, 10 August at 7:22 pm
Incest comes with serious mental and emotional scarring. It's not harmless.

An adult virgin can always get laid at some point. They can get therapy. There's no way to take back having engaged in incest.

Christine Weston Chandler I'm sure I don't need to say this, but: don't engage in incest. It's a mistake you'll never be able to take back.}}

{{quotebox|Chris, 10 August at 7:59 pm
I have not, and I would not.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|William Elliott Waterman, 10 August at 7:35 pm
Lots of Egyptian gods consorted with their sisters.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Jennifer Marie, 10 August at 9:28 pm
Key word here being 'gods'}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Jessica Quinn, 10 August at 8:41 pm
😨 ...}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Jennifer Marie, 10 August at 9:24 pm
What the...how the...why?!?! Chris, with everyone being a 'troll' why on earth would you offer up a piece of information like having a dream of having sex with your mother, knowing full well that they will take advantage of it?}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1120635138030964 Get off your ass, Cole!]==
{{quotebox|11 August at 9:17 am
Hey! Cole!!! Get off of your ass and apologize and make peace with us here, In Person, and Help Us Financially, Please.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1121280944633050 I don't like online socializing]==
{{quotebox|12 August at 5:30 am
And yet, I still have difficulty with online "Social Networking", and I don't like online socializing that much either.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1122059334555211&set=a.278642068896946.64983.100002534669114&type=3 Lucy (the cat)]==
{{quotebox|13 August at 4:35am
Here's Lucy on my chair's arm.

[[File:Lucy August 2016.jpg|250px]]
}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1122618647832613 Too lazy to work]==

{{quotebox|13 August at 9:34 pm
feeling tired.

Take a good look at me in my latest video on my YouTube channel. I am feeling Very Tired after a Long day from a long sleep before waking and getting up at 2:30 am this morning. Anyway, since last December with and after the Lulu.com problems, I have been feeling This and That Tired for Months. And I also have some ADD. NSo, when you ask yourself Why your order on etsy is still delayed, this is pretty much the reason.

Since last December with the Lulu.com problems (resolved), that has left me with a bad emotional and mental scar. Leaving me feeling disabled of crafting, I Realize I should have closed the shop during the time, but it had not crossed my mind, and my mother and I needed the money. And when I feel down, it does hit me tough. I Promise that I Will fulfill all of the orders remaining. Nobody has been forgotten.}}

Note: Chris lost the Etsy shop months ago, on [[Etsy#Shop Closure|8 June]]. A Kiwi Farms user named Crayolasword posted screenshots showing why Chris made the post.

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==[https://www.facebook.com/LizzyTheLezzy/posts/10153758380936863 Goddess Emanuelle]==
Chris commented on a Lizzy the Lezzy post, which criticized a religious group for making [[Sonichu 10|comics about a gay cure]].

{{quotebox|13 August at 9:35 pm
Oh, for Goddess', Emanuelle's, Sake!}}

Someone replied:
{{quoteboxyellow|Who the fuck is Emanuelle}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/GreatMindsUnite/photos/a.397311100373476.1073741828.397292533708666/890027397768508/?type=3 Ranting against Facebook]==
Chris commented on a Great minds think alike post, which asked people to type their locations into the comments to demonstrate to students how a message can be shared online. Chris missed the point completely.
{{quotebox|15 August at 3:03 am
That is a DUMB Idea; what you Should be teaching your class is that Online Socializing is not only Really Bad, but it discourages Face to Face and Good Old Fashioned In-Person Meet and Greets and Actual Friendships. Teach your Class, and Everyone Else to Put Facebook DOWN, and Look Up from your screens to Actual People Right In Front Of You and Talk With Them.

I Do Not Like Online Socializing; it's Still making Everyone Autistic-Like since 200X.}}

Chris then edited the message to add his location:

{{quotebox|Ruckersville, Virginia.}}

Someone replied:
{{quoteboxyellow|[[Chris and hypocrisy|and yet you are on facebook !!!!!!]]}}

Chris responded:
{{quotebox|15 August at 3:23 am
So are you, and your response, as such, is the mark of an Internet Troll.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/LizzyTheLezzy/posts/10153768696436863 V-Card]==
Chris commented on a Lizzy the Lezzy post, which included this statement:

"When a guy holds onto his V-Card he's labeled as incapable of picking up chicks. But if a girl is holding onto it then she's praised for it."

{{quotebox|17 August at 8:41 pm
"V-Card?" I was guessing that was slang for "virginity", but online slang term search cites it as a "Virtual Business Card". So, I'm confused on that entry.}}

Someone replied:
{{quoteboxyellow|<nowiki>In this context you were right on your first guess, v card = virginity</nowiki>}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1126194744141670&set=a.278642068896946.64983.100002534669114&type=3 Another photo of Lucy]==
{{quotebox|18 August at 11:41 am
Here's Lucy on my lap; she really likes being on my lap.

[[File:Lucy August 2016 2.jpg|250px]]}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/LizzyTheLezzy/posts/10153770596216863 Really Ironic]==
Chris commented on a Lizzy the Lezzy post, which itself had the comment "ironic, don't you think?"
{{quotebox|18 August at 1:49 pm
Really Ironic.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1126385714122573 Whopperrito]==
{{quotebox|18 August at 5:42 pm
I just tried the ‪#‎Whopperrito‬; for its price, I'd say it is of good value. It has no mayonnaise, has melted cheese on it, as well as what I recognize to be a mildly spicy chili sauce, like they give in those packets at Wendy's. I feel it would be better if they offered it with guacamole (preferred) or sour cream.}}

Minutes later, at 5:51 pm, Chris edited the message to mention that it gave him diarrhea.
{{quotebox|I rather change my feeling in the #Whopperrito; I feel the chili sauce, something in it, really did not agree with me; [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|had diarrhea]].}}

{{Facebook}}

July 2016 Facebook posts

2016-07-31T15:42:49Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu: /* Reading: A Girl Who Brought Down the World */

This page is an archive of Chris' Facebook posts during [[July 2016]]. Posts are sorted by date, and color-coded for reference; those who consistently respond to Chris' posts, e.g. [[Kenneth Erwin Englehardt|Kenneth Englehardt]] and [[Jessica Quinn]], are colored in red and green respectively, while infrequent responders are colored in orange, yellow or purple.

==Cross-post - Announcement_20160709==
{{quotebox|July 9 at 7:46pm
<nowiki>#‎PS4share‬</nowiki>
http://youtu.be/LSh3rgg89q0
}}

Replies:
{{quoteboxred|I have an idea. Why not do Sonichu as a novel or a series of short stories? I think that might work out better for you.
}}

==Begging for money==
{{quotebox|July 10 at 12:46pm
Can Anyone lend me 20 or $50 immediately via PayPal?}}

Replies:
{{quoteboxorange|Are you okay or stuck somewhere?}}

{{quoteboxgreen|You never accept proper help when offered 😏

What's it for? PM me - I may be able to help if it's serious.}}

{{quoteboxred|Christine, I don't think these videos asking for donations is the way to go about this. Have you considered getting a consult about consolidating your debts into one monthly payment? You will come out a lot better compared to what you're forking over to these credit card companies. Believe me you will sleep easier at night.
}}

==Sonic Boom Binge==
{{quotebox|July 12 at 3:32am
I've been binging on Sonic Boom through Hulu. Knuckles was Never that dumb before. Even his grammar and Common Sense used to be more normal. What the hell did SEGA let happen to him; did the "Y" chromosomes take over his and their brains or something? Ugh.
}}

Replies:
{{quoteboxgreen|<nowiki>youtube.com/watch?v=SnkdwbrLVJ4</nowiki>}}

==Sonic Boom Review==
{{quotebox|July 12 at 10:23am
I have just finished watching the whole first season of ‪#‎SonicBoom‬ on ‪#‎hulu‬, so I am all caught up there. Regardless of the outdated blue arms protest, and how I felt about the blue arms on Sonic, I feel this animated series has really Dumbed on the main male characters, which is quite an obvious mistake, as well as just plain Stupid to do. The Good quality I liked about it was it promoting the intelligence on Amy Rose, and putting positive light onto the female characters, including a few who were in the background; that was a smart move.

The highlights that offer satisfaction to the series, I feel, would have to be amongst the first third to half of the total 52 quarter-hour episodes, and moreover the serious tones brought in by Metal Sonic and Shadow the Hedgehog. And lastly, the most comical highlight, Knuckles dancing in the conga line in the hot dog costume on New Years Eve. I feel the people should Not dumbed down anything, as not only children watch the shows on ‪#‎CartoonNetwork‬, but the adults and adult fans of the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise as well.

Also, I find the best room for improvement in the show is to promote Common Sense, Learning from past actions for the better, and all that sort. Maybe conk Knuckles on the head with a coconut or something, so for the Entire Remaining of the series, he could actually be smarter like he used to be.

Anyhow, that is all for now. Thank you, and have a good and safe day.}}

==Too Stressed to Play Pokemon Go==
{{quotebox|July 13 at 12:22am
Hey. JWitzz has posted his review about the new popular app, putting the Cons first in his video. Personally, I have downloaded the app, but I have not opened or played it at all yet. A lot of the cons do give me a spook. And, frankly, I am not certain I am going to even start on this; NOT to put the game or anyone who has played it down at all. But, I have had Soo many stresses and anxieties in my life, not to mention fickle finances that send my noggin spinning. Lately, I Have been feeling super down and out, that my sleep schedule has become a mess, and when I Had the day schedule going in a fair routine for myself. I am feeling mentally out of it, and I have not been able to afford going out much. But that's just my bunch of emotions and Pluto-size anxiety pile-ups over, on and in my head and life. Too Much. I'm feeling old.
https://youtu.be/0RVhgRQ7hrg}}

Note: This post was made to a Facebook group called "Heart of Virginia Pokémon League @ The End Games."

==Dizzy and Lost==
{{quotebox|July 13 at 3:31am
I'm just feeling really stressed to the dizzy and mentally lost point.}}

Replies:
{{quoteboxgreen|Hang in there!}}

{{quoteboxred|<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HEwUwNRnlo</nowiki>}}

==Personality Test==
{{quotebox|July 13 at 3:43am
I got kindness. I Am kind, but either bad people have taken mal-advantage of it, or a LOT of people I don't know around me don't recognize it and approach me.

<nowiki>http://www.buzzhearts.com/en/blog/this-abstract-image-test-will-determine-your-dominant-personality-trait/165/?vt=2016-07-13-03%3A42</nowiki>
}}

Replies:
{{quoteboxgreen|It's all in how you present yourself. You need to have some confidence and make yourself openly available to those around you. Sitting on the sidelines hoping someone will notice you isn't going catch anyone's attention.}}

==Kindness is...==
{{quotebox|July 13 at 4:00am
Kindness, In Person and Face to Face, is sweet, delightful, and even sexy.

[[File:Kindness.jpg|250px]]
}}

==Miitomo Friend Code==
{{quotebox|July 13 at 9:40am
https://support.miitomo.com/friend_code/bffe1bb0827aad0e/996872353f74b0c1d26f673b4b49cda1
}}

==Chris Offers a Pokemon Card for Sale==
{{quotebox|July 13 at 8:47pm
I'm selling the Very Birthday Pikachu card I won from the WOTC sweepstakes in 2000, with documents.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/282100501901
}}

==Selling Charizard Card==
{{quotebox|July 14 at 10:31pm
Selling my Near Holy Grail of Pokemon Cards (I say "Near", because it's not first edition). Buy Now!

https://www.ebay.com/itm/282101638696
}}

Replies:
{{quoteboxgreen|Smart idea! Good luck!}}

==Selling Electrode Card==
{{quotebox|July 14 at 10:36pm
I'm selling my one copy of this card too. Buy Now!

https://www.ebay.com/itm/282101642083
}}

==Cross-post - Barb Begging==
{{quotebox|July 14 at 10:55pm
https://youtu.be/INxLFmZhtWg}}

=="I'm not on drugs!"==
{{quotebox|July 15 at 5:28am
That's how I am feeling right now. PLEASE, At Least Help Me with Buying one or Both of my Pokemon Cards Right Now!

P.S., I am NOT on any drugs, nor have I ever smoked, you accusing, Prevaricating, Internet Trolls and Cyber-Bullies.

And, I supposed my mother and I and our two dogs can Starve, since Nobody Wants to Donate to actually Help Us Here at home, anymore. Ugh!

[[File:Meh.jpg|250px]]}}

Chris quickly edited the message to add this:
{{quotebox|Actual Fans and Good People who have donated do not count in that statement. Thank you all Good People for helping us. Please, help us more.}}

Replies:
{{quoteboxorange|Mellanie Chafe
Link to buy them?}}

{{quotebox|Chris
A few posts down from this one.}}

{{quoteboxorange|Mellanie Chafe
Ohhh! Well, I have no use for pokemon cards. Are you selling your PS4 at all? That'll prob be a big help for your mama.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Kim Wilson
You haven't smoked any drugs. That much is true.

But you're on lipitor, among other drugs. And you've tried marijuana.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Kim Wilson
Just to clarify, I'm talking about the cannabis you got from Bobby Marley at omegacon. Not the stuff you were offered at Impulse.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Jessica Quinn
Cheer up, things could be worse... But things could be better - if you gain the confidence and attitude to shake things up and turn your life around. You're the only one who can make yourself happy!}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Kim Wilson
Also be careful of using words like "prevaricate". It make you look really, really dumb. Think "reeeeeeeeee short bus" level dumb. It's a signal of education you don't have. Just a style tip. ;)

A general suggestion: if a word seems complicated, don't use it. It reflects really, really badly on you.}}

{{quoteboxred|Kenneth Englehardt (deleted)
Christine you are going to have to make some tough decisions. Judging from that video, your mother is already showing signs of dementia. Sell that hoard in your room. If you have to sell it for 50 cents or even 25 cents on the dollar that's what has to be done. It's going to be up to you to take the bull by the horns.}}

{{quoteboxred|Kenneth Englehardt (deleted)
Christine you are going to have to make some tough decisions. Judging from that video, your mother is already showing signs of dementia. Sell that hoard in your room. If you have to sell it for 50 cents or even 25 cents on the dollar, that's what has to be done. It's up to you to take the bull by the horns.}}

==No Comment==
{{quotebox|July 17 at 8:47pm
In response to any rumors or stories about my personal life, I will not comment on any of them.}}

Replies
{{quoteboxgreen|Jessica Quinn
...so why bring it up? Just ignore it and try to move on and better yourself. Proving to yourself that you are better than what others think of you should be top priority, you just need to put some effort into making things better! 😀}}

{{quoteboxred|Kenneth Englehardt
Given Christine's unique circumstances, ignoring the trolls is easier said than done.}}

{{quotebox|Chris
Kenneth Engelhardt He got that right.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Jessica Quinn
Ok then 😕}}

==Cross-post - Update_20160718==
{{quotebox|July 18 at 1:42pm
<nowiki>#PS4share</nowiki>
http://youtu.be/2cssaf1F8qs}}

==Cross-post - Announcement 07202016==
{{quotebox|July 20 at 12:25pm
<nowiki>#PS4share</nowiki>
http://youtu.be/WEQJiU6BETs}}

Replies
{{quoteboxgreen|There's a better way of going about this hon.}}

==IT'S A PANTYLINER, NOT A DIAPER!==
{{quotebox|July 23 at 2:38pm
Ugh! Dumb People! What you saw in the Accidental crotch shot were my Panties, Pantyliner, and Pantyhose. No Diaper! What the hell is wrong with some people?}}

Replies
{{quoteboxorange|But...why the pantyliner?}}
{{quoteboxorange|Why the pantyliner...?}}
{{quoteboxgreen|😨}}

==2 Strikes on Youtube==
{{quotebox|July 23 at 3:25pm
Also, Thanks to a Paid Request video full of the "F" word, YouTube not only removed it, but issued a strike against me. Second Strike. I am left unable to upload Any videos right now, maybe even for a Long While.

Therefore, this window is for Donations Only. No video requests until further notice. Ugh.

Thanks a Lot, Dumb Person!

Donations still requested.
Please send donations directly to us via PayPal to my email address: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com. Thank you.

If you don't know how, watch this video.

https://youtu.be/wPYVhPe_PTQ
}}

Note: Chris added the "Thanks a Lot, Dumb Person!" line shortly after posting.

Replies
{{quoteboxred|(deleted)
Christine you were set up. This smells like Kiwifarms if ask me.}}
{{quoteboxred|Just some helpful advice: Maybe you should think twice before going into these "gray areas".}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Or stick to more pleasant material. I still think you should tap into your creativity and go back to doing what you love to do. Making inane request video where you KNOW people are going to make you do/say/read awful things for money is degrading to yourself.

You're better than this. You know it. }}

==I have grown a labia!==
{{quotebox|24 July 2016 at 11:40 am

<nowiki>**Announcement**</nowiki>

As a number of online people may be aware, I have been grooving with the subliminal frequencies and binaural beats towards my transition from male to female body. The source being the Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis Wizards Binaural Beats channel on YouTube. Last March, I've started simple with growing my breasts out with their Breast Growth Hormone track; it worked to my amazement at a full inch outward per week in about two months. I've also listened to change my nipples to teats, as well as begin producing breast milk. Also, related, from a separate track on another channel, I have eased and cured the worst of my autism too. But since last May, I decided to take it a step further and begin my transition from male to female with the penis to vagina tracks, including the individual organ changing tracks, and for a while the Intersex track. And two Fridays ago, July 15, while I slept that night, my labia started splitting open, and I found the initial hole and blood the next morning. And over the few days that followed, the labia opened to its full length, and I've been dealing with the blood that came out. I have been keeping it clean, daily monitoring it, and treating it with rubbing alcohol. I have started the wheels in motion for the full HRT and SRS by Seeing My Doctor last Friday, because I felt like I didn't want to wait much longer to fully become the woman that I should have been born as.

With that, I have uploaded a photo of my labia onto imgur, http://m.imgur.com/gallery/pb1ovpJ, for all 18+ year old individuals to see. BUT, I do not want to be overrun with tabloid and paparazzi attention over this, or have a total big deal made.

As for my own statement to quote, I will state the following: Have belief and faith in what your body can do, and with such binaural beats and frequencies, as well as persistence and patience, what you'd like can happen for you.

And if you'd like to offer your support in my transition as well, I accept financial donations via PayPal to my email address, ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com.

Thank you, and have a good and safe day.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX4JC6NnvfGC9i3kwSFPFIg}}

Replies:

Jessica Quinn
{{quoteboxgreen|...fuck it. I'm out. I don't even know what one can say about this. Why would you post something this messed up?

Good luck with whatever it is you're trying to do with your life. I tried.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|I just don't get it, WHY would you post this kind of stuff?

You were JUST complaining about how people invade every aspect of your life and that you wouldn't share anything so personal and now you do... THIS!

I don't even know what to think right now. My mind is blown.}}
Kenneth Englehardt
{{quoteboxred|I would advise most strongly against any nude photos of yourself on the internet. It is prime trolling stuff and it comes across as exercising extremely poor judgment. Jessica is absolutely 100% correct in this. Your nude photos of your "equipment" have absolutely no place on the internet.}}
Quinn
{{quoteboxgreen|Ken, it's a little more serious than that. This could be a major health problem brewing.}}
Quinn
{{quoteboxgreen|What's more important is his health.

Whomever is putting Christine up to this, please stop. This could lead to a serious life threatening health problem.

I know many people follow what goes on on this page - whomever is pulling the strings needs to stop. It's sick and twisted and a life could very well be at stake here.

Please Christine Weston Chandler, go and get looked at. I support your right to be who you want, but this is a very serious matter.}}
Englehardt
{{quoteboxred|Christine this could be a sign of an infection setting in? Do you understand that if this gets into your bloodstream you could very well end up in the ICU at the hospital. This isn't transitioning, this is endangering your health for nothing. This is bullshit. You have a family member who is dependent on your well-being.}}
Mellanie Chafe (deleted)
{{quoteboxorange|She's...she's evolving!!! EVOLVING I TELL YOU!}}
Chafe
{{quoteboxorange|I'm so confused...}}

==Labia exam==
{{quotebox|
24 July 2016 at 2:20 pm

feeling annoyed.

I Have had my labia area examined last night. No Infection at all. I am clean.}}

Chris later edited the post, changing his story on when he supposedly got examined.
{{quotebox|

feeling annoyed.

I Have had my labia area examined today. No Infection at all. I am clean.}}

Replies:

Quinn
{{quoteboxgreen|Please get a second opinion then. This is a serious matter.

If you weren't afraid to share this whole ordeal earlier, it shouldn't be a problem to prove you've gone to the doctor's to get checked out. Paperwork, a receipt, hell a parking ticket to prove you actually went.

You could be putting yourself at serious risk Christine. People are truly worried about you. Please don't brush it off!}}
Englehardt
{{quoteboxred|Christine, I saw that picture of your "labia". That is not a vagina, that's a fistula with a possible perineal abscess developing. This won't be visible from the surface. I don't who has been fucking with your head in this manner but a number of us are upset not only for your sake but for Barbara's sake as well.}}
Jennifer Marie
{{quoteboxorange|I wouldn't necessarily call it a fistula, the initial piercing would be considered a fistula; however, that certainly is not a labia. Chris, this cannot be comfortable. I'm glad it's not infected, but that is a very deep wound, and you need to take care of it properly, or else it will get infected very quickly, and very badly (think of when your mom had wounds on her butt infected...). I would not want to see you end up in the hospital with a systemic infection.}}
Seamus Campbell
{{quoteboxorange|???? Huh?}}

==Christine's Driver's License and Woman's Card==
{{quotebox|24 July at 6:22 pm
Hey, check it out. I got my new updated driver's license yesterday, and I have my Woman Card from Hillary Clinton's campaign.

<nowiki>#VoteForHillary2016</nowiki>

[[File:Christine license.jpg|250px]]
}}

Note: Chris deleted this post on 26 July.

Replies
{{quoteboxgreen|Jessica Quinn
So what about Hillary Clinton appeals to you?}}
{{quotebox|Chris
This country is Long Overdue for a woman's touch. And Hillary is pro LGBT and Pro Immigration; she is the Real People's Person and Woman. Besides, Trump is very spiteful; I don't like him at all.}}
{{quoteboxorange|Make sure you're registered to vote}}

==Damage Control on Labia Announcement==
{{quotebox|24 July 2016 at 7:07 pm

Hey, Trolls. Gotcha! That photo was a fake. I have no wound down there. And, by the way, "abcess" implies presence of Pus; there is NO pus in the photo. Crazy people. To clarify: the photo was a hoax.

Have a good day.}}

Chris quickly deleted this post, along with every other post on the "labia."

Replies

Marie
{{quoteboxorange|But why would you fake something that serious appearing?}}
Chafe
{{quoteboxorange|So you literally just became what you hate. Good job. For the people that actually were concerned...I feel bad for them.}}

==Sharing Clickbait Articles==
{{quotebox|27 July at 10:33 pm
http://lizzythelezzy.com/17-truths-transgender-people-need-you-to-understand-now/}}
{{quotebox|27 July at 10:35 pm
http://qklnk.co/8LARm8}}

Replies to the first:
{{quoteboxpurple|William Elliot Waterman
This card is factually wrong. It's your GENDER that's not what you were designated at birth. Sex is static and unchangeable. Read this blog: http://pokemaniacal.tumblr.com/.../pok%C3%A9mon-and-gender}}

Note: Chris re-added Waterman to his friend list, after [[Announcement 20160709|removing him]] for asking Chris to read a fanfic on camera.

Replies to the second:
{{quoteboxgreen|Jessica Quinn
I get the gist of this article, but I thought it was going to be more focused on body image issues and dealing with them. Basically two women were being catty and didn't like her shorts so she made a Facebook post saying "k thx, love your hair and makeup."

...I think there are far more news stories to cover apart from a couple girls' critique of shorts.}}

==Chris likes Steven Universe==
{{quotebox|‪28 July at 3:24 pm
<nowiki>#‎StevenUniverse‬ is a good show. My favorite of the lead gems is Pearl, because I can relate to her. But what is awesome is Garnet being a fusion of Ruby and Sapphire, and not only that, but they are a lesbian love that is super strong to be able to remain together for such a long time. It is really sweet.</nowiki>

<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ct0Sq57u4c</nowiki>
}}

Replies:
{{quoteboxpurple|William Elliot Waterman
''Note: This comment is Waterman's attempt to influence Sonichu content, by posting an off-topic message on Chris's timeline.''}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Jessica Quinn
...?}}
{{quotebox|Chris
Yeah, ...?}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Jessica Quinn
Seriously, what does that to do with anything Christine Weston Chandler posted?}}
{{quoteboxred|Kenneth Engelhardt
Believe me when I tell you this Bill. It isn't worth the climb trying to get into the inner secret circle and it isn't your cup of tea.}}

{{quoteboxorange|Jackie Mei
Awesome! You're a Steven Universe fan too?}}

==Cross-post - Paid Video Request Reminder==
{{quotebox|28 July at 11:14 pm
<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ED9mgJetVk</nowiki>}}

==Chris is Booked Solid==
{{quotebox|29 July at 1:11 pm
<nowiki>**Update**</nowiki>

I am very well aware of all recent incoming texts with video requests and so forth; I will address each of them very soon for further talk and negotiations, but today and this weekend are booked for me with household projects featuring clearing out things and rearranging. Please, be patient, I will respond to y'all very soon. Thank you. Have a good and safe day. }}

==Electrode Card Still for Sale==
{{quotebox|29 July at 7:36 pm
Reminder: I still have the Misprinted Jungle Electrode. Buy it Now.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/282101642083
}}

Replies:

{{quoteboxpurple|William Elliott Waterman
misprinted? Woah, $100?}}

{{quoteboxpurple|William Elliott Waterman
90 hp seems like way too much for such a frail 'mon. Didn't wizards of the coast look at all their base stats in the game...? Hahahaha, what a rich expectation.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|William Elliott Waterman
The marowak card only got 70hp, what a joke.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Jessica Quinn
^ Looks like we've got a certified Pokémon master over here 😛}}

==Reading: A Girl Who Brought Down the World==
{{quotebox|30 July at 8:14 pm
First Chapter response: Even back in [[2008]], I [[Barbara Chandler|never ever had garbage for furniture]], I was not [[Obesity|fat]], and I was Never an "Evil Santa [[Chris and English|Clause]]". Regardless, I would relate with Kid and Vivian on Not wanting to reside next door to anyone with [[Tour of Chris's House|hoards of garbage cluttering about]]. I don't and I would not want to.

<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co2vuyVtHWM</nowiki>}}

Replies:
{{quotebox|Chris
This book is one Proof that did not go Poof.}}

The Wallflower

2016-06-25T04:00:32Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu: Can we get a stronger IP ban on this person or something?

:''For the CWCipedia page, see [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)]]. For usage of her name on the [[CWCki]], see [[CWCki:The Wallflower|The Wallflower (policy)]]''
{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | Sweethearts
|-
| colspan="2" | [[File:Aliteralallflower.jpg|200px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |The Wallflower
|-
| '''Name'''
| [REDACTED]
|-
| '''Alias'''
| The Wallflower, Damian Antaria
|-
| '''Gender'''
| [[Sweetheart|Female]]
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| [[United States of America|American]]
|-
| '''Race'''
| [[Chris and race|White]]
|}

{{quote|And, who cares if you're a fucking acoustic virgin? ... Not even a cheap whore would want your small dick inside her, neither would I.|The Wallflower, [[Wallflower E-mails 3|speaking for women everywhere,]] as well as inadvertently [[Mia Hamm|predicting how Chris would eventually lose his virginity]].}}

'''"The Wallflower"''' is the codename of [[Megan Schroeder]]'s heiress, a [[gal pal|female friend]] named that [[Chris]] met some time around early [[2010]]. She is one of the few girls Chris has managed to associate with in his post-[[high school]] years who is not (as far as can be seen) a direct result of trolling. In [[March 2010]], she joined the long list of would-be [[sweetheart]]s with whom Chris failed to lose his hated virginity.

The Wallflower wanted the relationship over after a [[troll]] linked The Wallflower to the [[CWCki]]. The ending of their relationship is most likely a result of having her details leaked over the [[Internet]] and Chris exacerbating the problem. Nevertheless, Chris has taken it upon himself to blame those goddamn trolls for destroying yet another chance at getting some [[china]].

==The "Relationship"==
{{quote|It was getting deep. We hung out at her house in her room; it was comfy. No sex or mouth-to-mouth.|Chris [[Jackie Chat 1|explains the deepness]] of his relationship with The Wallflower.}}
[[File:OwlLevel.jpg|thumb|Chris and the Wallflower on a double date with Sonichu and Rosechu, in [[LittleBigPlanet]].]]
{{See also|Wallflower E-mails}}
Based on an email Chris sent to [[Vivian Gee]], he met The Wallflower on 22 [[January 2010]] at a "Young Adult Social Group",<ref>On 27 January 2010, Chris [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010#i noticed you made a donation to haiti — 27 January|wrote to Vivian]] that he was "attending [his] first Young Adult Social Group Meeting last Friday, where [he] also met and hit it off well with a nice and pretty 23-year old woman." [http://www.timeanddate.com/date/weekday.html timeanddate.com] tells us that 27 January 2010 fell on a Wednesday, and the last Friday before that was 22 January.</ref> to which she went at the advice of her mother.<ref name="Wallflower3">[[Wallflower E-mails 3]]</ref> The Wallflower told Chris on the very same day she first met him that that she's not ready for a romantic relationship.<ref>In an email from 28 January 2010, The Wallfower [[Wallflower E-mails|wrote Chris]] that "I like mentioned to you on that Friday, I'm not totally ready to be in a relationship yet." [http://www.timeanddate.com/date/weekday.html timeanddate.com] tells us that 28 January 2010 fell on a Thursday; the last Friday before that was 22 January.</ref> As will be shown below, Chris was not deterred by that statement and still thought that he had a serious shot at becoming The Wallflower's boyfriend.

[[File:ClydeandLovelyweather.jpg|thumb|The Wallflower on her [[third date]] with [[Clyde Cash]].]]

On 25 January 2010 an email correspondence between The Wallflower and Chris started.<ref name="Wallflower1">[[Wallflower E-mails]]</ref> The first public signs of Chris's involvement with The Wallflower showed up in late [[January 2010]]. In [[Mailbag 46#Two hip wallflowers|Mailbag #46]], answered on 26 January, Chris claimed to have joined a "Young Adult Social Group" and "met a lovely woman there who likes me too; we are hitting it off like two hip wallflowers." Around the same time, in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3|Alec Benson Leary Phone Call #3]] (which took place on 30 January), Chris said he was expecting a phone call that may have been from her.

In the 14 [[February 2010]] edition of the [[CWC Blog#February 2010|CWC Blog]], Chris declared that "currently, my girl friend and I are getting along great; the relationship is progressing. I only ask for y'all to leave me with my relationship, and not make me feel intruded by inquiring constantly." When a correspondent in [[Mailbag 56#On appreciating tone (also the end)|Mailbag #56]] challenged Chris to prove the existence of his new "girl friend", Chris replied "She does exist, and I do not appreciate your tone at all."

The relationship was, at best, "just friends." Chris himself has confirmed this in [[Sonichu_Forum#News Flash: Chris is still single IRL|one of his posts on the Sonichu Forum]] and again in a [[Jackie Chat 1|private chat]] with [[Jackie]].

In [[Vivian Gee E-mails 2|a series of e-mails to Vivian]], it was revealed that Chris had been seeing The Wallflower for a while, treating her as his girlfriend in almost the same manner he had treated Megan. He had taken her out on a date and had plans for a second. He even admitted to attempting to talk her into taking his [[virgin with rage|virginity]] on or before his birthday, and had planned to pay for a prostitute if she did not.

Even with all evidence to the contrary, in his [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|"C-Ya Later" video]], he unabashedly [[Chris and Reality|refers to her as his]] [[Boyfriend-free girl|"girlfriend"]], despite outright stating earlier that she had refused all his advances.

A series of [[Wallflower E-mails|e-mails]] revealed by [[Surfshack Tito]] reveals that Chris's attachment to The Wallflower had been a one-sided relationship to Chris as The Wallflower, indeed, had no intention of being with Chris and was shocked and appalled at the fact that Chris even ''thought'' that she was his sweetheart.

==The "Break-up"==
{{quote|Got-Dang Asexual Woman!|Chris in his [[CWCipedia]] page on The Wallflower.}}

[[File:The link.jpg|thumb|How to troll both Chris and his trolls in one simple step.]]

When Chris released a ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' level that revealed The Wallflower's identity, one troll decided to link her to the CWCki.

On 10 March 2010, Chris released [[A message to the Trolls|a message to the trolls]]. Emotionally distraught, he speaks in vague terms about troll interference in his life, and of the pains of a broken heart. At the same time, in a [[Cwc blog|Captain's Log]] entry on the CWCipedia, Chris mentioned "BREAK-UPS FROM BEING EVEN SIMPLY FRIENDS WITH ME," which presumably refers to her cutting off all contact with him.

In the wee hours of 11 March 2010, Chris released [[Don't Mess With Me|a second video]], in which he acted out a theoretical meeting between him and an imaginary [[Clyde Cash]] that ended with Chris slitting an invisible Clyde Cash's throat. Going by that, it's likely that Chris initially blamed the loss of The Wallflower on his old nemesis.

However, on 14 March 2010, Chris uploaded a new video and shifted the blame to another troll, [[Surfshack Tito]]. In between delivering [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|bizarre threats of violence]], Chris makes a resolution to "regain the love and trust and friendship" of his gal pal. It is not clear why Chris believes he can accomplish this goal by donning a kilt, waving around a small knife, putting on a grotesque attempt at a Scottish accent, and generally presenting a hideous affront to the culture and people of an entire nation.

Later that same day, Chris made [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|another video]] where he again referred to The Wallflower by her pen name, and literally begged her to sleep with him because his life was so hard, and otherwise he would have to pay $100 for sex with a hooker.

In the [[Surfshack Tito E-mails]], leaked four days later, Chris was mocked by Tito claiming to have had sex with The Wallflower. While Chris was initially incredulous, in a [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|later video]] he expressed outrage at Tito for "taking her from [him]," as Wallflower had recently begun to back up his claims.

The [[Wallflower E-mails 3|third set of e-mails to The Wallflower]] finally confirms what had happened. As seen, The Wallflower was outright shocked at the vastness of information on her page within the [[CWCki]], assumed that Chris had set the page up himself, and ended their friendship. Chris, however, kept trying to salvage their relationship long after it became obvious that he didn't have a chance, angering her even more. She also asserted her hatred of Chris by first saying that Tito was indeed her boyfriend before giving up and just telling him that she was asexual.

==Today==
It seems that, years since the events of that March morning, Chris has yet to forget her as, [[Calling Out|returning to the Internet]], he [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don|calls out Tito]] and demands that he apologize to her for breaking them up, still referring to her as his "girlfriend". However, a few days later, Chris made [[Correction of EX relationship status|a retraction video]], apparently clarifying that they were indeed just friends. The description of the video seems to suggest that she found out about the video and demanded he correct it.

Interestingly, though he hasn't forgotten about her, he hasn't "forgiven her" for it.

In September 2012, Chris [[September 2012 Facebook posts#Texting|texted]] her.

==Anonymity==
Originally, this article intruded into parts of The Wallflower's life that had nothing to do with Chris, prompting her to request that the article be reworked to refer to her under a pseudonym and avoid direct references to her personal life and identity. The CWCki's administrators reasonably agreed.

Chris is convinced that this change took place because of the angry threats he made in his video of 10 March 2010 (roughly around the time the edits were made), when in fact it had nothing to do with him. The changes to this page led him to believe that he could insist on sweeping edits to many other pages, which he listed in the [[CWC Blog#14 March 2010|14 March 2010 Captain's Log update]] on the CWCipedia. Those demands were ignored.

The e-mails from The Wallflower seem to paint a fuller picture to this. It appears that when The Wallflower discovered her page on the CWCki, she got pissed at Chris and demanded that he remove that information. However, he did it through his [[YouTube]] videos. Annoyed, she went to the CWCki herself.

Chris, in the meantime, continued to drop her first name and pen name in his videos, including [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|one]] which had it in the title.

Chris later also uploaded [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|a list of his former gal-pals and sweethearts]] on the CWCipedia which included her full name. Chris goes on to blame the existence of her [[Facebook]] page for the leak of her identity and the end of their budding relationship.

Continuing with this theme, 19 [[April 2010]] would see Chris adding an [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)|''entire article'']] about her to the CWCipedia. In addition to the usual fits of megalomania and delirium, the page sported a copy-pasted version of this page. Conspicuously absent, however, was this very section.

To this day, he believes the entire debacle was the Wallflower's fault for having a Facebook page for trolls to discover. [[Calling Out|Recently]], though, Chris has seen fit to ''partially'' [[Chris and remorse|accept blame]] for what happened.

==See also==
*[[Wallflower E-mails]]
*[[Wallflower E-mails 2|Wallflower E-mails II]]
*[[Wallflower E-mails 3|Wallflower E-mails III]]

== References ==
<references/>

{{DEFAULTSORT:Wallflower}}
{{People}}
{{Love quest}}
[[Category:Surfshack Tito Saga]]

The Wallflower

2016-06-23T04:12:18Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu: Undo revision 198700 by Lovely Heather (talk)

The Wallflower

2016-06-16T12:50:04Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu: Read the Wallflower policy. We aren't supposed to use her real name unless something pretty big has changed..

:''For the CWCipedia page, see [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)]]. For usage of her name on the [[CWCki]], see [[CWCki:The Wallflower|The Wallflower (policy)]]''
{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | Sweethearts
|-
| colspan="2" | [[File:Aliteralallflower.jpg|200px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |The Wallflower
|-
| '''Name'''
| '''[REDACTED]'''
|-
| '''Alias'''
| The Wallflower
|-
| '''Gender'''
| [[Sweetheart|Female]]
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| [[United States of America|American]]
|-
| '''Race'''
| [[Chris and race|White]]
|}

{{quote|And, who cares if you're a fucking acoustic virgin? ... Not even a cheap whore would want your small dick inside her, neither would I.|The Wallflower, [[Wallflower E-mails 3|speaking for women everywhere,]] as well as inadvertently [[Mia Hamm|predicting how Chris would eventually lose his virginity]].}}

'''"The Wallflower"''' is the codename of [[Megan Schroeder]]'s heiress, a [[gal pal|female friend]] that [[Chris]] met some time around early [[2010]]. She is one of the few girls Chris has managed to associate with in his post-[[high school]] years who is not (as far as can be seen) a direct result of trolling. In [[March 2010]], she joined the long list of would-be [[sweetheart]]s with whom Chris failed to lose his hated virginity.

The Wallflower wanted the relationship over after a [[troll]] linked The Wallflower to the [[CWCki]]. The ending of their relationship is most likely a result of having her details leaked over the [[Internet]] and Chris exacerbating the problem. Nevertheless, Chris has taken it upon himself to blame those goddamn trolls for destroying yet another chance at getting some [[china]].

==The "Relationship"==
{{quote|It was getting deep. We hung out at her house in her room; it was comfy. No sex or mouth-to-mouth.|Chris [[Jackie Chat 1|explains the deepness]] of his relationship with The Wallflower.}}
[[File:OwlLevel.jpg|thumb|Chris and the Wallflower on a double date with Sonichu and Rosechu, in [[LittleBigPlanet]].]]
{{See also|Wallflower E-mails}}
Based on an email Chris sent to [[Vivian Gee]], he met The Wallflower on 22 [[January 2010]] at a "Young Adult Social Group",<ref>On 27 January 2010, Chris [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010#i noticed you made a donation to haiti — 27 January|wrote to Vivian]] that he was "attending [his] first Young Adult Social Group Meeting last Friday, where [he] also met and hit it off well with a nice and pretty 23-year old woman." [http://www.timeanddate.com/date/weekday.html timeanddate.com] tells us that 27 January 2010 fell on a Wednesday, and the last Friday before that was 22 January.</ref> to which she went at the advice of her mother.<ref name="Wallflower3">[[Wallflower E-mails 3]]</ref> The Wallflower told Chris on the very same day she first met him that that she's not ready for a romantic relationship.<ref>In an email from 28 January 2010, The Wallfower [[Wallflower E-mails|wrote Chris]] that "I like mentioned to you on that Friday, I'm not totally ready to be in a relationship yet." [http://www.timeanddate.com/date/weekday.html timeanddate.com] tells us that 28 January 2010 fell on a Thursday; the last Friday before that was 22 January.</ref> As will be shown below, Chris was not deterred by that statement and still thought that he had a serious shot at becoming The Wallflower's boyfriend.

[[File:ClydeandLovelyweather.jpg|thumb|The Wallflower on her [[third date]] with [[Clyde Cash]].]]

On 25 January 2010 an email correspondence between The Wallflower and Chris started.<ref name="Wallflower1">[[Wallflower E-mails]]</ref> The first public signs of Chris's involvement with The Wallflower showed up in late [[January 2010]]. In [[Mailbag 46#Two hip wallflowers|Mailbag #46]], answered on 26 January, Chris claimed to have joined a "Young Adult Social Group" and "met a lovely woman there who likes me too; we are hitting it off like two hip wallflowers." Around the same time, in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3|Alec Benson Leary Phone Call #3]] (which took place on 30 January), Chris said he was expecting a phone call that may have been from her.

In the 14 [[February 2010]] edition of the [[CWC Blog#February 2010|CWC Blog]], Chris declared that "currently, my girl friend and I are getting along great; the relationship is progressing. I only ask for y'all to leave me with my relationship, and not make me feel intruded by inquiring constantly." When a correspondent in [[Mailbag 56#On appreciating tone (also the end)|Mailbag #56]] challenged Chris to prove the existence of his new "girl friend", Chris replied "She does exist, and I do not appreciate your tone at all."

The relationship was, at best, "just friends." Chris himself has confirmed this in [[Sonichu_Forum#News Flash: Chris is still single IRL|one of his posts on the Sonichu Forum]] and again in a [[Jackie Chat 1|private chat]] with [[Jackie]].

In [[Vivian Gee E-mails 2|a series of e-mails to Vivian]], it was revealed that Chris had been seeing The Wallflower for a while, treating her as his girlfriend in almost the same manner he had treated Megan. He had taken her out on a date and had plans for a second. He even admitted to attempting to talk her into taking his [[virgin with rage|virginity]] on or before his birthday, and had planned to pay for a prostitute if she did not.

Even with all evidence to the contrary, in his [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|"C-Ya Later" video]], he unabashedly [[Chris and Reality|refers to her as his]] [[Boyfriend-free girl|"girlfriend"]], despite outright stating earlier that she had refused all his advances.

A series of [[Wallflower E-mails|e-mails]] revealed by [[Surfshack Tito]] reveals that Chris's attachment to The Wallflower had been a one-sided relationship to Chris as The Wallflower, indeed, had no intention of being with Chris and was shocked and appalled at the fact that Chris even ''thought'' that she was his sweetheart.

==The "Break-up"==
{{quote|Got-Dang Asexual Woman!|Chris in his [[CWCipedia]] page on The Wallflower.}}

[[File:The link.jpg|thumb|How to troll both Chris and his trolls in one simple step.]]

When Chris released a ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' level that revealed The Wallflower's identity, one troll decided to link her to the CWCki.

On 10 March 2010, Chris released [[A message to the Trolls|a message to the trolls]]. Emotionally distraught, he speaks in vague terms about troll interference in his life, and of the pains of a broken heart. At the same time, in a [[Cwc blog|Captain's Log]] entry on the CWCipedia, Chris mentioned "BREAK-UPS FROM BEING EVEN SIMPLY FRIENDS WITH ME," which presumably refers to her cutting off all contact with him.

In the wee hours of 11 March 2010, Chris released [[Don't Mess With Me|a second video]], in which he acted out a theoretical meeting between him and an imaginary [[Clyde Cash]] that ended with Chris slitting an invisible Clyde Cash's throat. Going by that, it's likely that Chris initially blamed the loss of The Wallflower on his old nemesis.

However, on 14 March 2010, Chris uploaded a new video and shifted the blame to another troll, [[Surfshack Tito]]. In between delivering [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|bizarre threats of violence]], Chris makes a resolution to "regain the love and trust and friendship" of his gal pal. It is not clear why Chris believes he can accomplish this goal by donning a kilt, waving around a small knife, putting on a grotesque attempt at a Scottish accent, and generally presenting a hideous affront to the culture and people of an entire nation.

Later that same day, Chris made [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|another video]] where he again referred to The Wallflower by her pen name, and literally begged her to sleep with him because his life was so hard, and otherwise he would have to pay $100 for sex with a hooker.

In the [[Surfshack Tito E-mails]], leaked four days later, Chris was mocked by Tito claiming to have had sex with The Wallflower. While Chris was initially incredulous, in a [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|later video]] he expressed outrage at Tito for "taking her from [him]," as Wallflower had recently begun to back up his claims.

The [[Wallflower E-mails 3|third set of e-mails to The Wallflower]] finally confirms what had happened. As seen, The Wallflower was outright shocked at the vastness of information on her page within the [[CWCki]], assumed that Chris had set the page up himself, and ended their friendship. Chris, however, kept trying to salvage their relationship long after it became obvious that he didn't have a chance, angering her even more. She also asserted her hatred of Chris by first saying that Tito was indeed her boyfriend before giving up and just telling him that she was asexual.

==Today==
It seems that, years since the events of that March morning, Chris has yet to forget her as, [[Calling Out|returning to the Internet]], he [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don|calls out Tito]] and demands that he apologize to her for breaking them up, still referring to her as his "girlfriend". However, a few days later, Chris made [[Correction of EX relationship status|a retraction video]], apparently clarifying that they were indeed just friends. The description of the video seems to suggest that she found out about the video and demanded he correct it.

Interestingly, though he hasn't forgotten about her, he hasn't "forgiven her" for it.

In September 2012, Chris [[September 2012 Facebook posts#Texting|texted]] her.

==Anonymity==
Originally, this article intruded into parts of The Wallflower's life that had nothing to do with Chris, prompting her to request that the article be reworked to refer to her under a pseudonym and avoid direct references to her personal life and identity. The CWCki's administrators reasonably agreed.

Chris is convinced that this change took place because of the angry threats he made in his video of 10 March 2010 (roughly around the time the edits were made), when in fact it had nothing to do with him. The changes to this page led him to believe that he could insist on sweeping edits to many other pages, which he listed in the [[CWC Blog#14 March 2010|14 March 2010 Captain's Log update]] on the CWCipedia. Those demands were ignored.

The e-mails from The Wallflower seem to paint a fuller picture to this. It appears that when The Wallflower discovered her page on the CWCki, she got pissed at Chris and demanded that he remove that information. However, he did it through his [[YouTube]] videos. Annoyed, she went to the CWCki herself.

Chris, in the meantime, continued to drop her first name and pen name in his videos, including [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|one]] which had it in the title.

Chris later also uploaded [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|a list of his former gal-pals and sweethearts]] on the CWCipedia which included her full name. Chris goes on to blame the existence of her [[Facebook]] page for the leak of her identity and the end of their budding relationship.

Continuing with this theme, 19 [[April 2010]] would see Chris adding an [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)|''entire article'']] about her to the CWCipedia. In addition to the usual fits of megalomania and delirium, the page sported a copy-pasted version of this page. Conspicuously absent, however, was this very section.

To this day, he believes the entire debacle was the Wallflower's fault for having a Facebook page for trolls to discover. [[Calling Out|Recently]], though, Chris has seen fit to ''partially'' [[Chris and remorse|accept blame]] for what happened.

==See also==
*[[Wallflower E-mails]]
*[[Wallflower E-mails 2|Wallflower E-mails II]]
*[[Wallflower E-mails 3|Wallflower E-mails III]]

== References ==
<references/>

{{DEFAULTSORT:Wallflower}}
{{People}}
{{Love quest}}
[[Category:Surfshack Tito Saga]]

Mailbag 3

2016-06-06T04:36:40Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu: /* Jewish stereotypes */

'''Mailbag 3''' was the third collection of [[troll|fan]] mail to be posted on [[CWCipedia]].

[[Chris]] began answering them on 25 [[November 2009]] and, surprisingly, managed to uphold his word to finish them on the 26th. His answers were all very short, implying that he's just too lazy to write complete responses to his adoring [[fanbase]]. Again, the vast majority of the answers are just Chris stroking his own [[Chris and his Ego|unfathomably huge ego]]. Highlights include him telling a self-loathing [[homosexual]] to hypnotize himself into straightness, ''almost'' adequately explaining the [[Sex toys|fake boobs]], and revealing some of [[pedofork]] tendencies when talking about reducing the legal age of consent. His famous hypocrisy makes an appearance when he claims that calling someone's fan art "retarded" was constructive criticism, and then proceeds to delete messages that offer him actual constructive criticism.

==Answered==
===In which Chris advises a guy to hook his underage sister up with strangers===
{{Email|From: Mike Pandamus <spandampandamus@yahoo.com>
Hi there, Chris-chan! ^^ My name is Michael Pandamus, I'm seventeen years old, and I am the biggest fan of [[Sonichu]], I swear! GO SONICHU, GO OUT AND ZAP TO THE EXTREEEEEME! But that's not what I'm here to contact you about.

I have a twin sister, Shelley, who is a [[boyfriend-free girl]], and she is sad as can be. Whenever I look at her, I can feel vibes of sadness from her lonesome heart, and it makes me feel sad as can be. I always comfort her and tell you "Shelley, someday your sweetheart will come for you, [[Cwc dare|dare to keep all your love alive, it's leading you on to victory]]," but Shelley has fallen into despair by now. She longs for a boyfriend, and what am I to do? T^T

I need advice from you, Chris-chan. Please tell me what I should tell (or do for) my sister so that her [[heart level]] can be recovered and rise hopefully to 100%. Thank you!

Truely ''[sic]'' and Honestly Yours,
Mike}}
{{EmailReply|I suggest introducing your sister to some boys close to her age (UNDER 18 if she is under 18 herself; otherwise, 18 and Up if she is Over 18). After introduction, make certain there is a comfortable vibe between her and him after introduction, then excuse yourself from their conversation. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:30, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===House for sale===
{{Email|From: muslim girl <muslimgirl878@gmail.com>
<nowiki>http://thechandlerhome.110mb.com/</nowiki>

I found your page on a [[Virginia]] real estate ad site, so are you interested in selling? If so, please contact me back as soon as you can.}}
{{EmailReply|No, that was put together by a [[Trolls|Troll]]; It is a FALSE AD.}}

===Future of the franchise, Star Trek, and favorite foods===
{{Email|From: Crystle Lumpie <crystlelumpie@live.com>
First off, how long do you see yourself working with Sonichu? Once it becomes more mainstream and more people become involved with it, will you give the franchise to other people? Or will this be a life-long thing?

Is there any chance of a graphic novel coming soon? Maybe you'll compound the current volumes into one graphic novel to make it easier for people to access them? I think that would be a good idea.

What is with the captains log I see on your site now? Is that a reference to Star Trek?

And lastly, what's your favorite food? I'm looking to change some of my diet and I'd like your advice, if you don't mind.

Love,

Crystle Lampitt}}
{{EmailReply|Most likely lifelong, with appropriate giving of franchise to my children. Maybe. Yes and No; it's more of a [[CWC Blog|Blog]]. Mac and Cheese. Thank you. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:30, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===In which Chris advises Hitler to keep his Promises===
{{Email|From: Tessandra Callahan <kare.bear.stare@hotmail.com>
oh hai chris

its rilly rilly cool u r taking time out of ur busy day to answer questions for the fanbase. id like to thank u personaly for doing that!!! my favorate charcater is [[simonla]] rosechu. chris ur so creative for thinking her up an i want to see lots more of her.

i have so many questions for chris but ill keep it down to a few just so i wont waste ur time.

1. where did u get the idea to show ur high school ring to show that ur being honest?

2. whats with the [[Plush Breasts|pair of boobs]] that r in ur newest videos?

3. if u had the power to change the law, what do u think would be a fair age of consent in america?

4. my friends older brother dropped out of school at 16 and sat around for a few years and got rejected from art school becos they feel he was not good enough. hes a pretty good painter tho... hes been thinking of getting into politics. his ideas are kinda extreme but hes good at giving speeches and stuff. do you have any advice for him, as mayor of cwcville?

byee
tessandra

pic related ;)}}
{{EmailReply|Thank you. WHO ELSE owns the same class ring with the same finger size, engravings and such? That is a pillow I bought from a Spencers. It's okay where it is, but yeah, if changable, Sweet 16; another good reason it would be a "Sweet" age. My advice is to be honest, make promises that HE Knows that he CAN and WOULD keep, and do his best in the campaign. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:30, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Marry me, Rosechu===
{{Email|From: Nick Manchester <questil@live.com>

Dear Christian,

My name is Nick and I've been an avid reader of Sonichu for years now. Today I think I have found the courage to admit something to you and the world. I have a crush on [[Rosechu]]!

Having said that, I would like you to know that it SHATTERED MY HEART to see that she was married. I know, I know, Rosechu is a comic book character but now I have trouble imagining my swooping in to save her! Is there a chance that Sonichu and Rosechu will get a divorce? Is divorce legal in Cwcville?

I was wondering if there are going to be any new bad guys in the comic too, and if you will be returning to stop them!

Your fan,

Nick}}
{{EmailReply|Wow, "coming out of left-field there." The will never get a divorce. New Bad Guys, yes; my returns, Less Often; I'll be more of a Cameo-Appearing type beyond book 10. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:42, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Chris is still allegedly straight===
{{Email|From: Namiko Izuta <namiko.izuta@gmail.com>
Mr. Chandler,

I am a single woman, 25 years old, writing in to commend you on your comic, "Sonichu". I greatly enjoy it, and it has changed my life for the better. My favourite character is Simonla, because she reminds me of an anime I also enjoy. My dream is to see her get a bigger role in the comic, as an assertive "action girl" instead of the passive character she currently is. However, I understand if you do not want to write such a thing — after all, the star of Sonichu is Mr. Chandler.

I would also like to ask about a controversy in the Sonichu fandom. Some persons in the bad parts of the fandom have raised doubts about your sexuality. Now, please do not get angry — I know that you are straight, and I know that you are a good person. However, these people have said that you might be neither straight nor [[gay]] — that is, they say Mr. Chandler might have no sexual attraction to men, and not to women either. This is known as "asexuality" (please consult [[Wikipedia]] for further information on asexuality). I would like to have an official statement on what Mr. Chandler thinks about asexuality, to clear up this controversy. Again, I am not doubting that you are attracted to women.

Lastly: If you need help with your love quest, please send me a mail. I know what a woman wants. (I'm not available, though. I would like to stay single for the time being.)

Best regards,
Namiko Izuta

P.S. I have noticed that you have stated [[Asperger syndrome]] to be "nothing like [[autism]]". There are actually many similarities. Perhaps you are thinking of Alzheimer's disease, an entirely different disorder that causes memory loss? I'm sorry, I know this subject is confusing. Please do not take it personally.}}
{{EmailReply|I am attracted to Women. I will keep that in mind, thank you. No comment to the "P.S." --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:42, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===In which Chris gives someone permission to make characters for him to steal===
[[Image:SkeletaRosechu.jpg|thumb|Awww, she's so cute when she's [[Vamprosa|undead!]]]]
{{quoteboxred|From: [[User:Shiny|Abejita Cortez]] <abejitacortez@gmail.com>

Hi Chris. I was wondering, are there any GHOST or POISON Pokemon type [[Sonichus]] or [[Rosechus]]? It would be cool if you could include those types in the future. I made my own, Skeleta Rosechu. She is ghost/poison type and is very skinny and she is undead. I hope you like this pic of her!

~ Abejita}}
{{EmailReply|That is good; I give you permission to submit a similar Sonichu; I may use them in a later zombie-esque scenario. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:42, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Art questions===
{{Email|From: r a <parkerlewisferrisbueller@gmail.com>
Hey, CWC! I just got a few questions for you...

1. Do you use Photoshop? If so, do you use the recent CS4 version?

2. As a fellow artist, you probably know just how important it is to
do drawings from life (especially figure drawing!). How much time a
day do you spend sketching from life?

3. Do you have a sketchbook to draw in? If so, can we see it?

4. Do you have any ideas for other comics/stories?

5. Have you ever been on [http://tvtropes.org tvtropes.org]?

Thank you!}}
{{EmailReply|Yes then No; I use a past version. I am not sure. Not really a Sketchbook, but I do have the book of my past drawings and the like. Yes. No. Thank you. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:42, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===From Russia with love===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Preved|Preved Medvedev]] <medved.1983@mail.ru>
Hello, Christian!

My name is Preved Medvedev, I live in Moscow, Russia.
I've been following the exciting adventures of Sonichu and his friends for quite a long time, from 2005 I think, and consider myself your true fan.
Maybe your first Russian fan ever!

I'd be very glad if you found time to answer my questions:

1. I've been always fascinated with the characters you create. You depict their personalities so vividly, I can always relate to them. That's what defines a true artist's work, in my opinion! My question is about the villains in your comics. They are always so vile, so evil and repulsive, you can't help but hate and detest them. :)What I want to ask you is - how do come with the names for your villains? Especially [[Count Graduon]], [[Merried Seinor Comic]], [[Turdijerk]] - all these names sound so bizarre, and yet creative! Could you please tell the story about how you created each of those names? I'd like to read such an insight into your uniquely creative mind!

2. What do you think about Russia and Russians in general? Would you like to visit someday? Lol :)

I'd also like to add that I'm very, very glad that the new update schedule hasn't lowered the high quality of your art! Please keep up the good work!

Your true Russian fan,
Preved.

P.S.: I also got my younger sister [[Wikipedia:Loituma Girl|Ieva]] into your comics recently.
She's 19, and has a fun and caring personality.
Your comics helped her overcome her insecurities, and cope with all the stress she gets in college.
Big thanks and hugs from her too! :)}}
{{EmailReply|The names just come to me, though some were related to the few [[Parody|people from real life they are similar to]]. In my opinion, it is okay, and if I can, I would like to visit Russia. Thank You. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:58, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===In which Chris forgets why Barb objects to him immortalizing his failures in comics===
{{Email|From: Michael Mayer <thorinair21@yahoo.com>
Hey Chris, how are you? Just wanted to send you this message to say how great the comics are so far. It's great that your adding some new pages, we were waiting for so long! But the wait was worth it, and I see that the comics are as good as ever. Just wanted to ask, what happened to the sub-episodes? Those were the best part of the comic. Anyway, I'll write some more later, and send some fan art.

Your Fan,

Timothy

PS I had a suggestion. You should make a comic that looks into the future of the characters, to see what life will be like for them maybe 20 years later.}}
{{EmailReply|I stopped drawing those because I made a promise to my [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] that I would, but I forget why she was offended by them. I will take your suggestion into consideration, thank you. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:58, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Beating your kids shows you care===
[[Image:CWCforprez2012.jpg|thumb|[[BILLY MAYS|There is no elections.]]]]
{{quoteboxred|From: Christopher B. Matthews <dangerbear@mail.com>

Hello Mr. Chandler, I am a 20-years-young boy from Canada and I love Sonichu and Rosechu TO THE EXTREME LOL. When I grow up, I want to be a successful comic artist just like you! My mother says she will kick me out of our house if I don't find a job by the end of the year, but finding a job is too stressful, and I want to practice my drawing! She says I'm lazy and sometimes beats me. What should I do? Sincerely, Christopher B. Matthews

P.S.: Attached is a picture I drew on my computer. What do you think?}}
{{EmailReply|Your mother is caring about you, granted it is of forceful nature. Likely, she will not kick you out, but it wouldn't hurt to fill out job applications online. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:58, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Hypnotize away the gay===
{{Email|From: Richard Ferguson <richarferguson83@gmail.com>
Hello Chirstan Weston Chandler.

My name is Richard Paul Ferguson, and I have a serious problem. I am a homo. I have tried to STAY STRAIGHT, but all my attempts have failed. I am considering changing my name to [[Wikipedia:Fergie_(singer)|Stacy Ann Ferguson]] and getting a sex change. I have been a fan of yours for years and don't know who else to ask, so what do you you think I should do, Chris?

Sincerely,
Richard "Stacy" Ferguson}}
{{EmailReply|Although the gender change would be my "rather-to-do" over becoming a homo, but in your case, I would suggest looking at women more, fantasize yourself with their breasts and pussys; do this continuously. Hypnotize yourself; every time you have a homo thought, you will feel like you are being shocked by lightning and that it really hurts. And every time you fantasize women, breasts and pussy, you will feel calm, relaxed and good. But DO NOT hurt yourself physically for real; that would be really bad. In other words, you would be reprogramming your brain. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:58, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===In which Chris lies about how he feels about homos===
{{Email|From: Jonathon Rogan <greenindirt@gmail.com>
Hello Chris, first off I must say that I love your comics, if I did not I would not care enough to ask you this:

When I first saw your comics I showed them to some of the people on the online forums that I go to that love webcomics. Now, they all said that while the drawing and the comics themselves are wonderful that there is something wrong. They claimed (probably lies) that you hated homosexuals. I went to your website where you claimed that you had no problems about homosexuals and only disliked those prideful about it (I hate the gay pride parades as well). Soon however I saw a recent response from you about some fanmail where you talked about an upcoming comic SPOILER ALERT where you have to create a vaccine for homosexuality.

As an unprideful homosexual myself, I found this post by you as being incredibly hateful towards the homosexual community as a whole and entirely out of line from where you claimed you had no problem with homosexuals who kept it to themselves.

I am incredibly hurt by your comments and would like to see you try and justify them. I have also noticed you have been erasing messages from other homosexuals and if I don't see a response to this one, I will tell anyone else who would listen to me about it.

-Homer Thiessen}}
{{EmailReply|Personally, I feel detest to the homosexual lifestyle; I feel cool with being acquainted and only friends with them; I would feel VERY offended when someone even inklings a coerce of me in their direction. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:13, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===More fanart===
[[Image:MeccasSonichu.jpg|thumb|COPYRIGHT MECCA SHADILY DO NOT STEAL]]
{{Email|From: Mecca Shadily <meccashadily@yahoo.com>

this is some fanart i drew

i hope you like it!}}
{{EmailReply|It is good, thank you. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:13, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Chris the fast worker===
{{Email|From: Leslie Triballo <lesliepony@yahoo.com>
Hi sweetie ;)

I'm a fairly new fan of the comic but got caught up very quickly on your CWCipedia...thanks in advance for answering my question! I just want to say you're obviously very talented; I don't know what's up with all those dang trolls that bother you, but they need to grow up!

Anyway, I read in the Comics Journal that Tracy Yardley of the Sonic the Hedgehog comic can draw an issue in 2 weeks, but once drew an entire issue in 3 days! Said he just got in the sonic groove and finished in no time! What's the quickest you've ever finished a Sonichu comic book?

Thanks! ---{--@
Leslie}}
{{EmailReply|I think 2 weeks, but don't quote me on that. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:13, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===En Español===
{{Email|From: Luz Paz <luz_paz@hotmail.es>
Me llamo Luciana "Luz" Paz, nosotras somos un grupo de fans que le gusta sus obras de arte que usted hacer señor [[Ricardo]].
Pero por mala suerte, nosotras no estudiamos ingles haciendo que tengamos que usar el traductor de google para poder entender ese complicado idioma, asi que le queríamos preguntar si usted podría hacer su comic con idioma Dual (Ingles/Español) para que todas sus fans habla hispanas podamos leer sin tener que hacer tanto trabajo por burbuja de texto, ya que vos sos totalmente una de los mejores estadounidenses que habla en nuestro idioma (Casi no se nota). Muchas gracias Señor Ricardo Weston Chandler

Con mucho cariño y gracias por escucharnos, Grupo MxS.

Mexico por Sonichu.}}
{{EmailReply|Muchas Gracias para tu suporta. Yo voy a pensar de escribir un translaction de las paginas cerca de estas paginas. Es un poquito deficil, pero eso es posible. Buenos Dias, vosotros. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:13, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===The littlest troll===
[[Image:ReneesSonichu.jpg|thumb|Sonichu needs braces.]]
{{Email|From: Renee Trager <rtrager006@gmail.com>

My wife and I really love reading your comic to our daughter Cristal! She's just crazy about Sonichu and his pals!

We think it does a great job of teaching her good values like respecting people despite their beliefs and to be accepting and kind to everyone. Our little girl's one less person out on the 'kick the autistic' field and I'm sure there will be others to stand on the sidelines with her thanks to your wonderful comic.

God bless you, Sonichu.

PS our Cristal drew a picture especially for you. (actually she drew two but we couldn't get the scanner to pick the other one up well so she made you one in paint. Next time though!)

Keep up the great work!}}
{{EmailReply|It is very nice, thank you. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:13, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Unlicensed merch===
{{Email|From: Ellīnikī́ Ellīnikī́ <ellinikihellas@gmail.com>
Hi Christian!
My name is Ellada Hellas and I am big fan of your sonichu comic.
My family and I live in Greece, and sonichu is really big thing in here. My father makes living selling sonichu merchandise to tourists, and after I saw you got officially registered copyrights for sonichu I have tried to make him stop this illegal activity. But my father suffers from bad case of Alzheimer disease which makes him forget my words, and go back to sell illegal sonichu merchandise.

We are a poor family as we make only approx. 67 000 USD on yearly basis. So I want to know, Is there any way to prevent your lawyers from suing our family?}}
{{EmailReply|It is okay, as I have just stated in my latest blog, as long as he does not sell bootleg books or DVDs, he has my permission. Thank you for your concern, and stay safe. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:13, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===SONICHU IS AMERICA===
[[Image:SonichuGothic.jpg|thumb|Grant Wood is rolling in his grave.]]
{{quoteboxred|From:

PLEASE FIND ENCLOSED MY VISION OF AMERICAN ART, A COMBINATION OF "THE OLD" AND "THE NEW" (REPRESENTED BY SONICHU AND ROSCHU).

I AM FROM THE EASTERN EUROPE AND AM LIVING IN DEEPEST LONDON

THE SPIRIT OF AMERICAN ART THAT YOU PROVIDE IN THE FORM OF THE OUTSIDER "ANTI-HERO" SONICHU MAKES ME WEEP FOR THE SOUL OF MANKIND

SONICUH IN A WAY SYMBOLISES AMERICA. MY QUESTION TO YOU IS IF THAT WAS DIELIBERATE? DID YOU SET OUT TO MAKE SONICHU APPEAR LIKE A SYMBOL FOR ALL AMERICA? BECUASE HE IS.

WHEN WILL BLACK SONICHU?

PEACE OUT}}
{{EmailReply|Sonichu is not necessarily a symbol of America, but he, and all the Electric-Hedgehogs are Patriotic to the United States. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:16, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Bold new levels of hypocrisy===
[[Image:FavorDaStraights.jpg|thumb|The image in question: Better than anything Chris has ever done.]]
{{Email|From: Redmond Marbury <regexis@gmail.com>
Hi Chris,

This is Red, [[Mailbag 2#In which Chris insults someone who drew a picture for him|the guy who you said drew a "retarded" picture of Sonichu]]. I've gotta say, man. I'm a little hurt and insulted. I put a lot of work into that picture, because I wanted to make my hero happy and proud of my efforts to please him. You've said yourself that constructive criticism is so much better than hurtful words, and yet here you are saying that me and my drawing are "retarded".

You cannot possibly understand the kind of pain and heartbreak and hurt I am feeling at being called "retarded". Do you treat all your fans like this? I can't believe that you would treat a True and Honest fan so hurtfully. What's more, I used your picture of yourself on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=File:SchuComic4P39.jpg page S-13 of Issue 4] as a reference for it. He's talking and making a "point" with his finger. Not retarded.

I'm sorry, I'm just so upset. I wanted to draw you a fan picture 'cause you've given me so much entertainment and happiness, so I wanted to try and do some small amount of the same for you. Then to get it thrown back in my face by a person that I see as such an hero to me, and called "retarded" by him...

It just hurts so much.

Your fan,

-Red.}}
{{EmailReply|I am sorry for hurting you, [[Chris and hypocrisy|but like myself, criticism is offered to better ourselves, so I take it like a man and not cry over the criticisms, no matter how malicious they may be]]. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:16, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}

===More awful advice===
{{Email|From: Nergo Ted <nergoted@ymail.com>

Hello Chris, I love your sonichu comics I read them all the time I even went as Sonichu for Halloween this year. Any how I'm in 6th grade and all the boys in my class call me gay just because I don't have a girlfriend! But I am STRAIGHT! Seeing how you are my hero, Cristian Weston Chandler and the strightest guy I know how can I convince them that I am NOT a homo?}}
{{EmailReply|Observe some of the other boys in your class on how macho or tough they act; copy and act like that, but DO NOT be totally inconsiderate of others. Also, get some advice on how to better appear straight. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:16, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Jewish stereotypes===
[[Image:HarveyBulbastein.jpg|thumb|Still nowhere near the level of racism Chris is capable of.]]
{{quoteboxred|From: breadtiefighter@aim.com

Dear Christian Weston Chandler,

Shalom! Let me first congratulate you on working on Sonichu for almost ten years now. Many schmucks would have given up by now but you've kept with it, so congratulations, and Mazel Tof!

However, I do have a complaint. When I am reading the Sonichu comics, I find myself wondering, "Where's the diversity?" All of the characters, personality-wise, seem the same, and a lot of the characters seem to be just Sonic only colored differently (for example, Sonichu is a yellow Sonic, Rosechu is a pink girl Sonic, [[Bionic]] is an orange Sonic, [[Wild]] is a green Sonic, and so forth). Additionally, being a Jewish man myself, I find I have problems relating with this comic because there are no Jewish characters.

But instead of just kvetshing, I said to myself "Harold, I know you can make yourself a Jewish Sonichu character for the Christian Weston Chandler Sonichu comic book pages" and so I did it. I hope you appreciate this little piece of fanart I put together using MS Paint (I myself am not the artist you are) and you are free to use the fan character I have made to diversify and jew up your Sonichu books.

Sincerely,

Harold Goldstein}}
{{EmailReply|Thank you, Harold, for your suggestion of a [[Kevin the Jew|jewish character]] to expand a bit in the characters, I will take that into consideration for a future story. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:42, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Parent problems===
{{Email|From: Ing. Rogelio Martinez y de la Corra <rogeliomartinezydelacorra@hotmail.com>
Hi Chris,

Hope you're doing well! Just wanted to tell you that I'm a devoted fan of your wonderful creations. I have fallen on hard times recently, and I have to say that seeing how you have risen above adversity, always giving 100% effort to your fans is very inspiring.

I'm estranged from my parents due to a situation that has brought a lot of stress into my life. From your comics, I have the sense that you have a very strong bond with your parents, in particular with your mother - can you share some of the things that you do that strengthen your family relationships?

Also, since I will spend Thanksgiving alone, I've been thinking...how about a Sonichu Thanksgiving special? What's a typical Thanksgiving like for you?

Thank you for your time, and looking forward to the upcoming installments! I can't wait to read how your straight blood cures the homo gene! I'm sure that's going to be an epic story for the times!

Your fan,

Roger}}
{{EmailReply|Thank you for your patronage. I make time for my mother and [[Bob Chandler|father]] and hang out with them for a while in their outtings a few days out of the week, plus I encourage family moments and sharings, like Thanksgiving dinner or Christmas gathering and such. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:42, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Chris admires traits he doesn't have===
{{Email|From: cutesonicfan@aim.com
Ohayou, Christian-Kun! My name is Mitsuki. I am a 19 year old (and single ;) ) girl, I come from Japan, but I am living in Virginia as a foreign exchange student. I enjoy drawing and reading manga. You, are my favorite Gaijin mangaka, Christian-Kun, and I find you super kawaii handsome!! Your art is without doubt as great as the most respected Japanese artists such as Yoshimoto Nata, Gechu and Mariko Mori. My favorite Sonichu character is [[Punchy]]! He is so funny. I have a few questions, if I may.

<br>1: Do you enjoy the Japanese culture?
<br>2: Can you include more [[anime]] in your comics?
<br>3: What type of [[Chris and music|music]] do you like?
<br>4: How do you handle the [[stress]] of slanderous trolls? I think it is truly honorable how you deal with them.

Domo Arigatou, Chris Chan! <3}}
{{EmailReply|Domo Arigatou, Mitsuki. I appreciate the portions japan culture that promote cleaniness in the home, showing gratitude, and those good and kind gestures. I have watched a good amount of anime, and I will watch for more instances to include anime references; "Excel Saga" is one that inspired a portion of the comics with parodies and the "Intrusive Director". I enjoy all kinds of music, as long as it's not ear-busting loud. I take a deep breath, and I take it one moment at a time. Have a safe and good day, Mitsuki. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:42, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Leadership role models===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Manuel Noriega|Manuel Noriega]] <mannynoriega@live.com>

Dear Mr. Chandler,

I am wondering what it takes to be a good leader. Why would you say you are a great leader of the CWCville? I would like to learn from your example.

What do you think of the drugs and whether people should use them? Why do you oppose those horrible drugs?

Finally I would like to ask, are your parents ever going to be in your Sonichu comics? I have heard that you live with your parents and they must be in your life, so they must live in the CWCville. Do you enjoy the company of your parents, and which of your parents do you enjoy the most?

With much love from my home country of Panama,

Manuel Noriega}}
{{EmailReply|I feel like I am a good leader, because I take examples of noble leadership qualities from such memorable leaders, like [[Transformers|Optimus Prime]], the U.S. Presidents and others. I detest smoking fully; I am okay with alcohol, yet I discourage other people from taking it; unless the other drugs, be they pill, liquid or dust-like, are Perscribed To You by a Medical Doctor, I would heavily advise AGAINST those. Maybe, maybe not; I enjoy my parents' company; my mother. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:42, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Sexy posters===
{{Email|From: Adam <lyph3@me.com>
Chris,
I've been a fan for quite some time, and I am glad you're taking the time to talk to your fans AND do a page a day. You are clearly a very talented individual for being able to do this. Knowing how true, honest, and straight you are, I was hoping you could help me. In the past you mentioned using a Sailor Moon poster to remain straight, and I've recently been having some 'confusing' thoughts pop into my head. Do you think I should purchase a [[Sailor Moon]] poster to help me stay on the straight path?

Keep up the excellent work, I love how Sonichu(c) showed that brown striped impostor his place!

Your fan,
Adam}}
{{EmailReply|That is okay, or ANY poster(s) with a WOMAN on it, especially those in bikinis and/or looking very hot and sexy. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:50, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}

===The trail of tears===
{{Email|From: Kierrien Aland <kingraven00@hotmail.com>
HI CHRIS!!!!!! I was wondering but because you are one of the last surviving of the respected [[Cherokian]] clan, do you feel it is right that Americans enjoy Turkey every Thanksgiving to celebrate the suffering of your people?

By [[Wikipedia:George Armstrong Custer|George Custer]].}}
{{EmailReply|I do not see Thanksgiving as such, so it is okay. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:50, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}

===In which Chris dispenses awesome advice===
[[Image:SonichuReplica.jpg|thumb|Copying something that Chris has copied should open a black hole on the Earth's surface any day now.]]
{{quoteboxred|From: dudecallediaam@aol.com

Hi Christian! So great that you answer to questions from your fans!

I was just wondering, will [[Sonees]] and [[Rosees]] ever grow up? Will they have their own heartsweets?

Also, since you are such a ladies man, could you help me? I'm a single man and I'm wondering how to get a girlfriend. Can you tell me how could I attract girls? Should I wear [[axe]]? Is it okay to touch them right after I meet them?

I'm having a gay problem too. My friend is gay, and I wonder how can I cure him? I try to tell him to stay in straight path, but he never listens.

But anyway, I also drew a fanart for you! Tell me what you think about it :)
- Iaam}}
{{EmailReply|The Sonees and Rosees will grow up and fall in love with their own respective heartsweets. Talk to the women, be polite and honest, deoderant is good, ASK HER TO GO OUT ON A DATE WITH YOU. [[Megan Schroeder|Wait until they give you their subtle or obvious signs it's okay to touch them]]. Try an intervention on the guy, and if he is still being stubborn, then let him go. The fanart is good, thank you. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:50, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}

==Rejected Mailbag==
===Great minds think alike===
[[Image:StaticNotSonichu.jpg|thumb|Static The Pikachu. Honestly, I don't see the resemblance.]]
{{quoteboxred|From: statxfan89@aim.com

Dear Chris-chan,

I just discovered Sonichu a few days ago, and I've got to say, I'm a little disappointed to see you've completely ripped off Static the Pikachu (found at http://statx015.deviantart.com/gallery/#Static-the-Pikachu). ; Sonichu is a poor man's Static, too. The comic, quite frankly, looks like it's drawn by a retard using Crayola markers, and the writing is no better. Sonichu, unlike Static, has no personality. He's just the same as all the other characters, and has a personality as deep as kiddie pool.

And now I read you've gone and lied to the government, claiming you've invented Sonichu? What a load. It's bigshots like you who steal from the little guy and screw him over by defrauding the government, abusing the laws for their own gain (like people who collect welfare when they could just go get a job and serve a function to the society outside being a leech) who really get to me.

I suppose you can just ignore this letter, delete this comments, but ignoring it and ignoring me won't make me or my ideas just disappear. We'll reveal you for the fake you are, "Christian" (that's not even your God given name! Your real name was Christopher until you stole Christian from the Conductor Bear!).

You're a phony! Your a big fat phony!

Sincerely,

Mark, from Missouri}}

===More Asperger's syndrome===
{{quoteboxred|From: almighty truth <zenthetruth@gmail.com>

Dear Christian Weston Chandler,

My name is Zechariah Edwardo Nillson, I am a HUGE fan of sonichu. I am also a sufferer of Aspergers, I like you comics because I find your struggles in life similar to mine and can relate to them.

So I was wondering why does it "grind your gears" to have high functioning autism and aspergers compared? They are infat very similar, if you go to the following site, http://www.webmd.com/brain/autism/high-functioning-autism they directly cmpare the two and state that they are very similar.

To qoute the page:

"High-functioning autism is at one end of the ASD spectrum. Signs and symptoms are less severe than with other forms of autism. In fact, a person with high-functioning autism usually has average or above average intelligence. The differences from other forms of autism have led many psychiatrists to consider high-functioning autism as similar to or the same as Asperger's syndrome.

Whether it's labeled high-functioning autism or Asperger's syndrome, coping with this condition presents daily challenges -- for those who have it and for their family and friends."

Im very glad that you are making comics so regularly and I hope that youl please rethink your stance on Aspergers syndrome.

Peace.}}

===Censoring accusations of censorship===
{{quoteboxred|From: Thorgnzorrg Jenkins <thorgnzorrg@hotmail.com>

Yes Christian, you are ignoring the questions and comments in your "Rejected Mailbag". By not responding to them, you're ignoring them. It doesn't matter whether or not you would "care to respond to them". For someone who loves to dish out homophobia, racism, and religious bigotry you seem to have a hard time taking the heat when somone questions it. Do you know what that makes you? A coward. You're nothing but a naive, arrogant, selfish coward, and you wonder why you have such bad luck with women? Cowardice isn't a respectable trait, women don't find it attractive. People like you make me sick. I can't believe I spent so much time reading your comics when they were nothing more than venues to express your hatred and bigotry.
Good day, coward.}}

===Chris still sucks===
{{quoteboxred|From: Mark Reynolds <marsaray@gmail.com>

Is there any way you would let anyone help you not to be a pathetic loser? I want to help you out. If you ever finally decide to actually live life and not be stuck as you are let me know.}}

{{Mailbag}}

User talk:Alan Pardew/2012 Poster Campaign

2016-05-30T00:37:34Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu:

This is great content -- but the page is incredibly difficult to find.
Not to disrespect the great User Alan Pardew but, could it be possible to change the title of the page to "T Day" or "Poster Campaign Before The Trail"?

** This page seriously needs to be linked somewhere. The trolling effort is four years old and I've only just heard of it today! [[User:Nate-Kar Sonichu|Nathan]] ([[User talk:Nate-Kar Sonichu|talk]]) 00:37, 30 May 2016 (UTC)

==The Photoshops==
That's hilarious. Here I was thinking, there's no way it could be real, but that's Chris' ego for you. IF IT'S ABOUT HIM, PERIOD, IT'S TRUE. He literally thinks the world revolves around him. --[[User:The World Is Yours|The World Is Yours]] 11:00, 11 August 2013 (PDT)

Bionic the Hedgehog (short story)

2016-05-30T00:34:02Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu:

[[Image:086-BionicFlag.jpg|thumb|Bionic conquering [[Autism|autism]]; unfortunately, dyslexia still remains a persistent opponent.]]

'''Bionic the Hedgehog''' is the name of a short story describing the origins of [[Chris]]'s first original character (DO NOT STEAL), Bionic the Hedgehog.

An interesting thing to note is that, unlike the [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] character, who was more rooted in the video games, Bionic is more rooted in the Saturday morning cartoons and Archie Comic series.

In this, we can see Chris's [[Feel So Lonesome|loneliness]] and his desire for [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|a sibling]] - he imagines that Sonic's [[Cole Smithey|long-lost brother]] will return to be his joy-boy forever.

==Text==

9/4/[[2000]]

[[Bionic the Hedgehog]] is [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]]'s long-lost (But not for long) brother. He's 16-years old, and he's a [[Homos|hot dude]]. His favorite sport is Basketball. He's so terrific at basketball, he can score 100 points in any one quarter. His favorite food is a [[Obesity|Taco-Style Pizza (Hot and spicy).]] He's terrific at electrical devices, such as: robot factories, teleporters, and all other difficult, mechanical devices. Like Sonic, he's an adventurous, impatient, hedgehog, and he's a [[Liquid Chris|good guy]].

Here's the story about him. A long time ago, when Bionic was 6-years old and Sonic was 5-years old, Bionic and Sonic were playing catch. When sonic threw his sixth throw, he accidentally threw it in a bush. Bionic agreed to retrieve the ball. When he got to the bush, just picking up the ball, he was being sucked in by a trans-dimentional [''sic''] portal. He cried for help from Sonic, but when Sonic got there, he grabbed Bionic's hand. Sonic tried to pull his brother out of the portal, but Bionic's hand slipped out of Sonic's hand, and he was falling. Sonic tried desperately to save Bionic, but he couldn't reach him. [[Chris and death|So, Sonic forgot about Bionic.]]

Bionic ended up in a world of [[Niggos|Basketball players]]. So, he was stranded for years and years. During the time he was there, he learned enough about Basketball, enough to give him the ability to do that "100 point per quarter" thing.

Meanwhile, back in Sonic's dimension, you probably know his story. Here it is in a short story though, Sonic was delivering 300 Chili-Dogs. His Uncle Chuck was captured by [[Robotnik]] and his Swatbots. Sonic meets Sally after realizing Chuck was in danger (He dropped off the [[Wikipedia:Chili-dog|Chili-Dogs]]). Sonic and Sally try to save Chuck, But Robitnik already Robotsized Chuck. So, Sonic joined Sally's Freedom Fighters, and made new friends, like: Tails, Bunny Rabbot, Rotor, Antoine, and many other Freedom Fighters. One day Sonic and Tails, flew to a Chaos Emerald-powered Floating Island, and met Knuckles the Enchidna. [[Punchy|Knuckles]] thought Sonic was an enemy, but realized he was a good guy. They didn't get rid of Robotnik for good, but they became friends. But Sonic left Knuckles so that he can do his job of guarding the Floating Island. Later, Knuckles rescued Sonic and his friends from danger with [[Robotnik]], by forming his own team, [[Chaotic Combo|the Chaotix]]. And, Sonic turned his robotisized Uncle Chuck's personality back to normal (Chuck was still a robot).

One day, when he was eating a Chili-Dog in his bedroom, he found an old picture of himself and Bionic together. Sonic recognized himself, but he didn't remember his brother. He went to his Uncle Chuck, so, that he can talk to him about who was the other hedgehog in the picture. When he got to his Uncle's home, Chuck invited him in. Sonic asked him, "Uncle Chuck, who is that other boy with me in this picture?" Chuck studied the picture and replied to Sonic, "Sonic, this other boy was your brother, his name was Bionic." Sonic said, "Uncle Chuck, I didn't know I had a brother. What happened to him?" Chuck replied, "You saw what happened, and you ran to me and told me the whole thing. But, I'll tell you what you told me.

"Sonic, you were 5-years old, and Bionic was 6-years old." Sonic said, interrupting, "Uncle Chuck, you're saying, he's my big brother?" Chuck replied, "Sonic, let me finish, please. You and Bionic were playing catch, on your 6th throw, you threw it in a bush. Bionic went to get it, as he was getting it, he got sucked in a trans-dimentional portal. You tried to save him, but didn't succeed in saving him." Sonic said, "Well thanks for telling me, but now that I remember it, I feel so sad!" So after he stopped crying, he said, "Good bye," and went home. While he was sitting on his bed, thinking about Bionic, in Bionic's world, he found a way to get out of there. He said good bye to his friends and thanked him for a nice time. He jumped through the portal leading to Sonic's bedroom. Back in Sonic's world, a portal opened up on the wall to his left, and to his suprise ''[sic]'', a figure poked out of the portal. When Sonic got a good view of who was coming out of the portal, he recognized him, it was Bionic. Sonic asked, "Is that you, Bionic, [[Cole Smithey|my long-lost big brother]]?" Bionic replied, "Sonic?" When they both saw each other, Sonic rushed up to him and gave him a big hug as the portal closed. Bionic said, "It's good to see my little brother again." Sonic replied, "It's good to see you again, too." Sonic introduced him to all his friends, and Sonic asked him if he would like to join the Freedom Fighters and stay with himself (Sonic). Bionic, said yes, and Sonic and Bionic had many adventures fighting Robotnik.

The End.

==TL;DR==

[[Sonic]] and [[Bionic]] are playing catch when the ball goes into the bushes. Bionic goes to get it, and falls into an inter-dimensional portal to a basketball-playing world only to reemerge years later. '''[[Chris and writing|Wait, what?]]'''

{{Writings}}
[[Category:Prose]]

CWC Responds to a bully named Johan

2016-05-30T00:18:47Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu: Wrong "who's". Couple _who is_, not coupe _whose_.

{{Transcription}}
'''CWC Responds to a bully named Johan''' is a [[Youtube]] video Chris uploaded on the 28th of May 2016. In it, Chris explains how he has been bullied by a troll named Johan after getting a [[Tomgirl|lesbian]] couple to accept fathering his baby, only for them to back out due to Johan pointing out Chris is [[Autism|autistic]] and in turn, Chris sensibly insinuating Johan has AIDS due to his supposed past as a gay pornographic actor. Chris shows this through his [[lego]] mini-figures while squeezed under a child's school desk, acting out the ordeal in unintelligible ramblings. However, his rambling just sounds like [[Patti|dogs]] grunting because he chose to play a loud dub-step track over his speech, resulting in him being barely audible.
It should be noted, that Chris is acting the way he did before the [[Liquid]] saga, claiming he is being bullied by doing impersonations of his foes and recounting any times trolls have made him do embarrassing stuff, even naming [[Megan|Megan Shroeder]].

== Video ==
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| stardate =28 [[May 2016]]
| subject =
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}} {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = Green top and blue skirt
| previous = [[Live_Game_Stream_-_Uncharted]]
| next =
}}

==Transcript==
[''Chris stars blankly at the desk while fidgeting''] "Hello ladies and gentlemen on the internet and my Sonichu and Rosechu fanbase, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from the room once again, and I'm about to tell ya a story that is direct and true... 'bout what happened recently. And it'll be demonstrated through... the minifigures.

So, that's to tell you the truth. So, my associate has introduced me to a lesbian couple who's looking to have their own little daughters... their little daughters, mkay? And they... mnam(?) was delighted to be made to be designated as a parent. But unfortunatly throughout the few weeks, the initial few weeks there were miscommunications and we ca- an- and it was kinda spotty catchin' up with one another and one of them wanted to be artificially but the other one wanted natural. But, tonight, uh, earlier tonight, they mutually settled on both being natural, so we were plannin' on settin' up... because, uh, earlier in that day, was there- I think mighta second candidate though, so that left me feeling sad. But he didn't show up, and they liked the video that I sent them demonstrating my sexual prowess. I be(?) quite... the acrobat.

But she- that made me feel delighted.

So yeah, we were on the online chatroom, we were settin' up. We were talkin' about our meetin', and then comes along, dur- bit- dur- new guy(?). He were be- were quite intrusive it was very rude.

(Chris sounds like a dog having a stroke)

Yeah I'm Christine Chandler... Charmed I'm sure... charmed.

(More dog grunts) yer tha big gu- yer da big guy, er da tryna ee (gorilla noises) it sallts blah blah blah blah blah blah bla bla bluh (grunts)

Yeah an I can tell from my way aside from... the obvious that what he's said among which, yeah... you're a bad guy, you bullied me.

Anyway so anyway we were... so he was attacking me and trying to prove himself mighty and courageous like Captain Copernicus Quark or somebody dumb like that. huurhrh herr lookat me I'm superior [Grunting becomes high pitched and cutesy, Johan figure simulates humping] woop woop woop woop woop woop!

Aaanyway it was just a whole bunch like that but, they were gettin' tired of it and I was gettin tired a hearin' abou- hearin' it. and then he realized, oh wait, you're... da Christian Chandler?

The original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, that's me.

Er, well I got dirt on you *a bunch of stuttering* you haven't leaned about this bad thing ya did.

Oh, what? (pauses to pose minifig) you mean that time I sat bare-ass on a cake?... sat bare ass on a cake? What do ya think about that?

err? That threw me off I was not expecting that (masculine mumbling)

Oh, and how about the time I... took pieces of my- pieces of my medallion and shoved up my behind. I am human enough to admit and take the blame for the mistakes I made.

(Filthy male impersonation)

and he was bringing up the image, the picture... of the n- notorious M.E.G. and me and my (finger ends?) up there... and I was like oh yeah that vi- that vintage old thing. Vintage, so old. I've drawn more since then. And my e- other exes, I mentioned two of them by name. And he was like:

What? (inane sounds)

And on just a note, we are talking jibberish with this guy 'cause we don't remember exactly everything that was said... but anyway, aside from that to try to prove himself to be the... more better male he attacked me verbally, with an onslaughts of insults and whatnot, like fireballs. And I defended my- and... I held my ground. *pauses to fiddle with his fucking toys* I hold my ground, I, took two(?) attacks. *pew pew* one attack at a time. *pew pew* I defended myself with the shield. *pew pew pew... pew... pew pew* And not stooping down to his level how he was phrasing his attacks... I offered my own, style and elegant... repertoire of, offence. *pew pew pew* Hit him a bit hard too. Agai- some of them did not hit as hard. What? not every attack is perfect. so, anyway then he was like

Well then I issue a challenge... you say yo- you say, from your video, you're like an acrobat, but I can do so much better sexually so, we each upload a video... And the person- and, the person that gets more votes from the community on the internet wins

And I was like, what? you're not gonna let the girl- you're not gonna... let our ladyfriends have the say in the matter

Yeah, well, you know what? (complete vocal diarrhea)

*sigh* nd a- anyway in the meanwhile they were tired of listening to all this and I was tired of listening to all this

*sounds of what we can only assume is Chris's inner monologue*

(coughs and clears his throat) So anyway, point is, uhmm *sigh* even though tis challenge seemed quite pointless and unnecessary and time consuming I... teh... I, well let's do it, I accept your challenge.

Finally, I'm gonna upload my video and I'm gonna (something) you. (language of a subhuman male)

And fortunately I had already do- uh- made a video for la- for the lesbian couple, which pr- which demonstrated quite well my, acrobatic, sexual prowess, thats goes yet to be unappreciated especially since I was self-taught.... but anyway then so... tokamai(?), so anyway, so we all left the chatroom and, yadda yadda yadda. I talked to my associate and a little birdie told em, a little birdie came in and, told me about ooohO dark past about Mr. Johan. That's his name, Johanson, but as like to call 'em Johan. Hey everybody! look. it's Johan from the Smurfs. Hey! where's Peewee Johan? Go ahead and make all the Smurf jokes you want! He laid so many s- he said he was a Smurftastic lay, or, satisfy Thirty Women! He laid so many Smurfs, I wonder how many of them little smurfs he laid actually like this guy... and now everybody else! along with me or in your own words! make up your own Smurftastic jokes about Johan! Even the more obvious one that ya'll be making up in a moment when I tell you when ya hear that this little birdie told me *cheep cheep cheep* little birdie tell me the dirt! okay, Here's the dirt.

This guy, was, an ex, GAY PORNSTAR! Yep! laid with another male (blubbery sex noises)

And, guess what? (confused ogre noise) aaanother big thing that's gonna take this g- is gonna take this... big- is gonna take this guy down a notch, guess what? he got FIRED from one of his... things. he got fired from one of his movies and you know why he got fired? Why? He failed the STD test!... and apparently n order to be fired from any porn act that STD had to be something lethal.

Possibly lethal as say something like AAAAIIIIDDDSSS!?!

And yet, among the disquestion(?) that was talked about earlier. He said that he had no STDs, but the way he acted and behaved and all that... apparently he told fifey lies! filthy lies! he lied!

So, with that, we'll leave it at that. Everybody in the audience, yes, high functioning autistic. But you know what? Even a normal person, normal father, normal mother, whichever, can give birth to an autisti- an autistic child. And it's just about as much risk as me because I'm high functioning autistic, high functioning. so therefore, hi- there's a higher- probability of a child being normal, so there.

So if your votes on... rather or not who has the better sexual style and activity, ability. Johan, by the way, did you do one of my- PEEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... heh, merptiow(?), merptiowek(?), mh, anyway, this guy, or, me! And they have praised me as acrobatic! Truthfully so, thank you very much it was the ho- it made my night. Hear that. There will be a voting page coming up soon! And my video on this channel and his video on his channel. There will be links in the voting page.

So, that'll pretty much do it for now. Details coming soon. Thank you. Goodnight. (cartoon noises)

Talk:Moon-Pals

2016-05-16T04:23:21Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu:

Have we got any more detailed information on this? I'm in agreement that Moon-Pals deserves it's own article, but it definitely needs some work. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:46, 9 September 2011 (PDT)

* I concur. This page gives almost no examples of what the Moon Pals strips actually look like and no critique of its humor; further, the link to the comics isn't any sort of display page but a .RAR compressed file (why not a ZIP?). [[User:Nate-Kar Sonichu|Nathan]] ([[User talk:Nate-Kar Sonichu|talk]]) 04:23, 16 May 2016 (UTC)

S-Chu Ball

2016-04-12T00:32:47Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu: /* Gallery */

[[Image:227-SchuBall.jpg|thumb|150px|An S-Chu Ball]]

An '''S-Chu Ball''' is a special type of Poké Ball used for the capture and storage of [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Electric- or Hedgehog-type Pokémon]]. They receive very little mention in canon, as few of the Sonichus and Rosechus are ever stored in Balls. An S-Chu Ball appears in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] and Chris claimed that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] can be stored in them in the plot for his ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode: ''"Then I break out my two S-Chu Balls, toss them and release Sonichu and Rosechu; more greetings."''<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Family_Guy#Story_of_the_CWC_Episode_for_.22Family_Guy.22</ref> He also mentioned them in a phone call with [[Alec Benson Leary]].<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1]]</ref> He also claims to have drawn an S-Chu Ball on the back of the [[Sonichu Medallion]] - this is probably what the blue blob to the right of his signature is.<ref> http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation</ref>

As the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] act more like humans than [[Pokémon]], it's not surprising that S-Chu Balls don't feature in ''Sonichu''. Oddly, [[Blazebob Sonichu]] and [[Chloe Rosechu]] were kept in ordinary Poké Balls.

The S-Chu Balls are often confused with the [[Sonichu Balls]], which hold some relevance to the plot, have a completely different function and are colored differently (S-Chu Balls are yellow and light blue, Sonichu Balls have a solid color).

==Gallery==
<div align="center">
<gallery>
File:0658-ANIME513.JPG|Chris holding an [[S-Chu Ball]] while dressed as his [[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|comic counterpart]].
File:Chrisangel02.png|On the medallion
File:Scb.PNG|On Comic Chris's DS
File:Comic CWC.PNG|Comic Chris holding an S-Chu Ball
File:Schub.jpg|[[Lego]] S-Chu Ball in Chris' Lego [[CWCville]]
File:225-SchuBall1.jpg|[[Pokemon|Pokemon TCG]] card
File:226-SchuBall2.jpg|[[Yu-Gi-Oh|Yu-Gi-Oh! TCG]] card
File:121-CWCsGamecube.jpg|On his GameCube skin
File:092-PSPSonichu.jpg|On the [[PSP]]
File:204-SonichuGBA2.jpg|GBA
File:205-SonichuGBASP2.jpg|GBA
</gallery>
</div>

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Sonichu Balls]]
*[[Blazebob Sonichu]]
*[[Chloe Rosechu]]
{{Sonichu}}
[[Category:Arts and Crafts]]
[[Category:Plot Devices]]
[[Category:Pokémon and Pokémon Trainers]]

Talk:Sweetbolt

2016-03-12T07:08:59Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu: Created page with "==Merge?== I have a suggestion for this stub. Merge it into a section under Heartsweet. The concepts, usage, and origins seem pretty similar. Anyone have any thoughts on t..."

==Merge?==
I have a suggestion for this stub. Merge it into a section under [[Heartsweet]]. The concepts, usage, and origins seem pretty similar. Anyone have any thoughts on this? [[User:Nate-Kar Sonichu|Nathan]] ([[User talk:Nate-Kar Sonichu|talk]]) 07:08, 12 March 2016 (UTC)

User talk:KCWC

2016-03-12T05:56:06Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu:

sysops block this ween's IP

* No seriously, hurry the fuck up.

** Seriously, Zero, learn to sign your comments. [[User:Nate-Kar Sonichu|Nathan]] ([[User talk:Nate-Kar Sonichu|talk]]) 05:56, 12 March 2016 (UTC)

Template:Quote of the now

2016-03-11T19:16:40Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu:

{{quote|You should not judge me for how much money I've spent on video games and whatnot, especially when a lot of you, with a modern touch screen phone. Ya'll must have spent at least one dollar on impulse, on your app-store games and whatever. I mean nobo-- I mean, we're all guilty of doing something as impulsive.
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2016-03-11T19:16:25Z

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[[Category:Special]]

March 2016

2016-03-11T19:16:11Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu:

{{Ongoing}}
'''March''' is the third month of '''[[2016]]'''. [[Image:20160305081202.jpg|thumb|♪ Chris is back, all right! ♫]]

==Events of March 2016==
* 5 March - It is revealed that Chris received a PS4 for his birthday.
* 7 March - Chris starts making videos using the [[Ps4]].
* 8 March - Chris wishes all of us a happy International Women's Day. He expects us to be aroused by his body.
* 17 March - [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|St. Patrick's Day]].

{{Timeline}}

User:KCWC

2016-03-11T19:15:19Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu:

Hahaha dude you are the best! I bet people who know you say "hey, this dude's so funny!"

Your gimmick is putting NIGGER in huge font on wiki pages! Haha dude that is awesome, that's amazing. Keep it up you are fantastic. Have you considered stand-up?

Oh man I love this - the world needs more people like you!

Screw the Indian Quickbooks Phone Support spammers - Hey mods, lets get more of THIS GUY!

* Please sign your comments with four tildes. Also, I actually laughed at this a couple times... [[User:Nate-Kar Sonichu|Nathan]] ([[User talk:Nate-Kar Sonichu|talk]]) 19:15, 11 March 2016 (UTC)

Chris's Specimen Sample

2016-03-08T00:15:16Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu: /* Transcript */

{{honest}}
{{Incomplete}}

'''[[Chris]]'s [[Semen|Specimen]] Sample''', titled "horrible" by the uploader, is a video that was leaked on [[February 2016|February 27, 2016]] to the Kiwi Farms by Marvin. In this video, we see Chris walk up stairs to his [[kitchen]], which is notably more cleaner than usual, and pull out his [[Semen|"speciman"]] in a tupperware box from a freezer.

==Description==
...

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = horrible
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ULDGgv35otw}}
| stardate = 26 [[February 2016]]
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt =
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Update: 2/25/16]]
| next = [[Jeff is Beyond Denounced.]]
}}
</center>

==Transcript==
'''Chris''' : Hello [smark and Ellie?] this is- I'm Christine Chandler.

'''Chris''' : [indecipherable baby-speak to the cat]

'''Chris''' : Anyway so, this is me and uh I'm the one who's uh ([[Speech Impediment|gonferna litmus?]]) sperm out put a- put a fresh sample earlier today I put it in the fridge upstairs which I'll gladly go upstairs and show you in a moment.

'''Chris''' : I guess I am a lesbian [[Transformers|transform man]] [transwoman?] and I have I been famous write characters and books and whatnot for over a decade.

'''Chris''' : This is everything says true and I think I regret [would be things?] I've recorded in the past blackmailed into doing or against my original will that would never do personally or regularly.

'''Chris''' : Let's go upstairs and I'll show y'all.

''(Chris gets off his fat ass and walks up the stairs, camera pointed at his [[manboobs]] most of the way.)''

''(Chris opens the freezer and pulls out a Tupperware container with something frozen in the bottom.)''

'''Chris''' : Yeah- here's- uh, the sample I put down today, labeled it carefully. You can tell it's not as frozen yet compared to the older samples.

'''Chris''' : Yeah, that was like less than a year ago.

''(Chris faces camera, smug expression on his [[Tomgirl|not-remotely-feminine]] face)''

'''Chris''' : Yeah well that's all very well and good and everything so hopefully y'all will [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|all consider me for your donor]].

'''Chris''' : Thank you and have a good day.

Chris's Specimen Sample

2016-03-08T00:14:34Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu: /* Transcript */

{{honest}}
{{Incomplete}}

'''[[Chris]]'s [[Semen|Specimen]] Sample''', titled "horrible" by the uploader, is a video that was leaked on [[February 2016|February 27, 2016]] to the Kiwi Farms by Marvin. In this video, we see Chris walk up stairs to his [[kitchen]], which is notably more cleaner than usual, and pull out his [[Semen|"speciman"]] in a tupperware box from a freezer.

==Description==
...

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = horrible
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ULDGgv35otw}}
| stardate = 26 [[February 2016]]
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt =
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Update: 2/25/16]]
| next = [[Jeff is Beyond Denounced.]]
}}
</center>

==Transcript==
'''Chris''' : Hello [smark and Ellie?] this is- I'm Christine Chandler.

'''Chris''' : [indecipherable baby-speak to the cat]

'''Chris''' : Anyway so, this is me and uh I'm the one who's uh ([[Speech Impediment|gonferna litmus?]]) sperm out put a- put a fresh sample earlier today I put it in the fridge upstairs which I'll gladly go upstairs and show you in a moment.

'''Chris''' : I guess I am a lesbian [[Transformers|transform man]] [transwoman?] and I have I been famous write characters and books and whatnot for over a decade.

'''Chris''' : This is everything says true and I think I regret [would be things?] I've recorded in the past blackmailed into doing or against my original will that would never do personally or regularly.

'''Chris''' : Let's go upstairs and I'll show y'all.

''(Chris gets off his fat ass and walks up the stairs, camera pointed at his [[manboobs]] most of the way.)''

''(Chris opens the freezer and pulls out a Tupperware container with something frozen in the bottom.)''

'''Chris''' : Yeah- here's- uh, the sample I put down today, labeled it carefully. You can tell it's not as frozen yet compared to the older samples.

'Chris' : Yeah, that was like less than a year ago.

''(Chris faces camera, smug expression on his [[Tomgirl|not-remotely-feminine]] face)''

'''Chris''' : Yeah well that's all very well and good and everything so hopefully y'all will [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|all consider me for your donor]].

'''Chris''' : Thank you and have a good day.

Update 01/12/2016

2016-03-01T19:56:59Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu: It might sound a little mean, but that's not how English works. A single person is a "he" unless specifically identified as a "she". "They" is for groups.

'''Update 01/12/2016''' was, of course, created on 12 January 2016. In this video, Chris pouts enviously because someone else is holding a lesbian sleepover party, and [[Hypocrisy|ironically]] gets upset that someone is [[Copyright|ripping off]] [[Brand loyalty|his merchandise]], claiming infringement left and right. His foe, the person both allegedly holding the sleepover and selling merchandise, is the "Francine" character he [[Doxing Jeff/Francine|doxxed in November]]. Now, as then, he refers to Francine as "he-she" or simply "he" and by her male name, showing exactly how deep his professed new attitudes on LGBT affairs run.

Chris took the video down before long for unknown reasons.

== Description ==
{{quotebox|I Do NOT endorse Ouzuo's Sleepover Party at all.}}

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Update 01/12/2016
| video = {{#ev:youtube|EnbjREQxSwY}}
| stardate = 12 [[January 2016]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Rage|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}
| shirt = "Do What Makes You Happy" lilac shirt
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement.]]
|next =[[Update 1/17/2016]]
}}

== Transcription ==
''Chris's voice is unusually quiet, and his expression is warped. He's clearly upset.''

Hello everybody, good evening. ''*[[Stress sigh|sigh]]*'' I am in a bit of a mood right now, not to upset my current business inputs and whatnot, buuut...

''Chris inhales sharply''

I want to make a few thi- I want to make one thing perfectly clear, uh, with the, uh, individual... er, who is migrating between male to female Jeff/Francine Ouzuo's over in Seattle, Washington... hmm, has pra- has pretended to ''be'' me and er, made knockoff merchandise on my which and uh, he has... be- he has been requested to pay me in royalties and hasn't done so yet. Also uh...

''Chris breathes deeply.''

His infringement on the use of my Sonichu character is still being- is under quite debate, especially since because... I have not personally authorized or agreed to most anything yet, of him using my characters and likene- and likeness and whatnot. So therefore everything he is selling on his stores online...

'''No good.''' 'Specially by MY viewpoint. Aaaand... in his own strange mind, in his ide- he has the idea of quote/unquote I'm sharing the rights to Sonichu with him, TO-tally false. That is not the case at all.

And also, also upon which-AH, he is infringing on my Sonichu rights as well, including-ah, as including as stated in this invitations to his upcoming par- ''*video cuts*'' up- his upcoming party, claiming of a quote/unquote new Sonichu amiibo figure, he's playing off an old- playing off the old standby fake, because it's only using the default "Sonic" pose, and y'all know the pose I put my- put the official Sonichu figures IN, and as they SHOULD be... He's totally infringing.

So, to recap... Jeff Ouzuo's... Francine Ouzuo's... needs to be taken down... still- st- He-she still needs to pay the royalties to me very much, aaand do not go to his/her party whatsoever.

That's about it... Thank you and have a good, safe day 'n' night.
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Chris and his ego

2016-02-29T04:08:31Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu: /* Fishing for sympathy */

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{quote|Firstly, YOU WISH YOU WERE ME...|Chris, [[Mailbag 10#Rejected Mailbag|Mailbag 10 (Rejected)]].}}
{{quote|For every one that exalteth himself shall be humbled; and he that humbleth himself shall be exalted.|[[Chris and religion|Luke 14:11 (King James Version)]]}}

[[File:CWCnormanrockwell.jpg|thumb|right|A perfect rendition of our beloved author.]]

'''Egotism''' is the most important and self-destructive of [[Chris]]'s flaws. It is this egotism that may one day lead to someone playing [[Kick the Autistic]] in real life.

[[Image:SchuComic0P44.jpg|thumb|'''Egotism''', (noun): the belief that your pain (getting kicked out of the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|mall]] for being creepy) trumps all others (divorce and loss of beloved wife, children and home).]]

==Origins==
{{Quote|When you don't have people in your life pushing you, can you push yourself?|[[Raspberry Swirl|Tori Amos]]}}

Why is Chris such an egotist? In his sheltered childhood, his enabling parents taught him to shift blame for all of his troubles to other people. A sense of entitlement, again homegrown, skewed his perception of the proportionality between his [[Stress|problems]] and those of other people. Chris doesn't completely lack empathy; he isn't a sociopath, but the internal 'scale' by which he weighs the importance of himself against that of others tilts far in his favor. The problem was compounded by his [[autism]], making it difficult for him to understand social cues and relate normally to his peers. [[Chris_and_reality#Outside_of_the_comics|He grew up in a different world.]]

But that explains why Chris ''was'' an egotist, ''struggled with'' egotism, or ''has tendencies towards'' egotism. While Chris's childhood was less than ideal, it shouldn't have been quite so crippling. Time and experience should have helped temper his ego, and his [[Cole Smithey|half-brother]] supposedly suffered far worse and still managed to make something of himself. But Chris's development appears to have completely stopped altogether. Chris is still an egotist because he lives in a social time capsule that has allowed him to carry on for over a decade without a single life lesson. And he still lives in that time capsule because it is easy, it is comfortable, and [[Anna McLerran|people]] [[William Elliott Waterman|let]] [[White knights|him]].

===The enablers===
[[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|Exhibit A.]]
{{quote|Drunk or not, they had me. At an old age where my mother was so close to menopause and my father was a senior citizen. [[Chris and reality|I was truly a miracle]].|Chris, [[Mumble 3]]}}

Chris's parents are enablers ''par excellence''. There is no earthly reason why (barring unrelated catastrophes) a 30-year-old man with autism should live at home with his parents, especially when his autism is as "[[Slow-in-the-minds|high functioning]]" as Chris's activity and his documentation exemplify it to be. Adults with far more crippling mental health problems, from emotional disorders to mental retardation, live far more independently than Chris does.

For children like Chris, special education in public school is generally geared toward helping the child understand how their disorder affects their lives, and what strategies they can use to minimize its impact. This is a well-documented and well-supported strategy, but it relies on "buy-in." Chris's parents clearly never bought into these strategies, because they never fostered any interest in instilling any form of independence in Chris, thus undermining the entire regimen of special education and ending up with a man-child with entitlement issues.

===Monthly tugboat===
{{Main|Chris and money}}
{{quote|My father helped me get my Social Security set up; I get more a month than I could at a job.|Chris, taking pride in being a lazy fuck.}}

Chris receives welfare from the government; a "[[monthly tugboat]]" as he calls it. Although intended for people who were unable to work, Chris continues to abuse the welfare system because he is simply unwilling to work on anything except [[mass debating]], playing [[vidya]], and [[Love Quest|stalking young women.]]

Regardless of whether Chris is abusing the welfare system, his parents are abusing it through him, or the system itself is flawed, the fact remains that the monthly tugboat that he receives is a major factor in making Chris's lifestyle — and thus his world view — sustainable.

===Blind luck and the cherry picking fallacy===
[[Image:SlamAttack.jpg|thumb|Local Boy Levels Up.]]
[[Image:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg|thumb|left|Article in PVCC's ''Forum'', proof that some people have too much time on their hands.]]
[[Image:Famewhore.jpg|thumb|McIntire Park.]]

A [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|contest]] or [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|two]] here; a [[Chris Chan in the PokéNews|9-second local TV blip]] there. The results are that outside events most people never experience have stroked Chris's already monstrous ego.

Consider that Chris has produced a ''huge'' volume of fan mail, letters-to-the-editor, [[Internet]] commentary, and other drivel. Each letter to [[Nintendo]] is a message in a bottle: most of them never return, but the one that does—on an official letterhead, and addressed to Mr. C. W. Chandler—is confirmation of his celebrity.<ref>[[An Official Sonichu Update]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Yeah...it says here that, uh, yeah...they—th—it goes on to say that:

:"Nintendo of America has some of the most devoted, enthusiastic fans of any game developer. Each week, they receive, uh, hundreds of thousands of suggestions about their games and systems. While they would love to, uh, use ideas from f—fa—from fans to develop actual products, due to the volume of the, uh, requests they receive and the resources it would take to process them, they do not accept unsolicited game or product ideas. But they are committed to being at the leading edge of game and hardware development, though, and they can be sure that they are constantly at work developing new and exciting products and game ideas."

Now, uh, here's the interesting part...where they quote about how I can actually...go further about ch—about them changing their minds and actually accepting the idea and helping me, uh, makin' it—makin' it totally real...with the video games and the TV animations and the action figures, and...officially-released—my personally-approved... medals... ''[...]'' they say that, uh, the best way to let other fans know about my idea or to generate hype about the future game I'd like to see is to post the ideas to the forums on their sites.}}<br />

[[Honor roll|The concept of form letters does not seem to occur to Chris]], who seems to think the letter was written specifically for him. As if Chris didn't think his material was golden to begin with, he got a second nod from ''Nintendo Power'' for his epic [[Animal Crossing Documentary]], and a page in the [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]'s ''Forum'' is just icing on the cake. Even before his e-fame, Chris had plenty of evidence to convince himself that he ''was'' creative, and not just a high-volume, whiny jerk that had pestered his way to acknowledgement. As he graduated from PVCC in [[2006]], his writing shows that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] was, in his mind, already tested: there was just some small threshold of notoriety or connections that needed to be breached, in order to become a true media sensation.

On top of that, Chris has a huge amount of free time to inject himself into situations like the [[McIntire Park]] meetings, which allows him to cherry-pick more moments of recognition. A tongue-in-cheek acknowledgement by the local council seems cute to us, but is serious business to him. And since Chris cherry-picks only the reinforcement that he wants, his legions of [[troll]]s just add to the fire. Delusion led him to believe that he had a legion of fans, for a time; a few hundred emails in his inbox confirmed it.

==Narcissistic personality disorder==
[[Image:Narcissus.jpg|thumb|A [[TRUE and HONEST]] depiction of narcissism.]]

It's entirely possible however, that Chris suffers from [[Wikipedia:Narcissistic personality disorder|narcissistic personality disorder]], whose diagnosis criteria detail many of the characteristics that Chris exhibits.

{{quotebox|The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders fourth edition, DSM IV-TR, a widely used manual for diagnosing mental disorders, defines narcissistic personality disorder (in Axis II Cluster B) as:

A pervasive pattern of [[CWCville|grandiosity]] (in fantasy or behavior), [[True and Loyal Fanbase|need]] [[Love Quest|for admiration]], and [[Chris and remorse|lack of]] [[Chris and death|empathy]], beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:

1. Has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., [[Chris and art|exaggerates]] [[CADD|achievements]] and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without [[China|commensurate achievements]]).

2. Is preoccupied with [[Dreams|fantasies]] of unlimited success, power, brilliance, [[Chris and fashion|beauty]], or [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|ideal love]].

3. Believes that he or she is "special" and [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|unique]] and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or [[Shigeru Miyamoto|high-status people]]. (or [[Chris and the industry|institutions]])

4. Requires excessive admiration.

5. Has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of [[Hanky panky|especially]] favorable treatment or [[Alec_Benson_Leary_calls|automatic compliance with his or her expectations]].

6. is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|own ends]].

7. [[Chris and death|lacks empathy]]: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the [[Megan Schroeder|feelings and needs]] [[The Wallflower|of others]].

8. is [[Adam Stackhouse|often envious of others]] or believes [[JERKS|others]] are [[Kick the Autistic|envious]] of him or her.

9. shows [[Mailbag|arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes]].}}

As you can see, these criteria describe Chris, right down to the sense of entitlement. Then again, many of the symptoms described match a typical diagnosis of autism. He may have both. [http://samvak.tripod.com/journal72.html Further reading is required to confirm the difference.]

==Manifestations==
Chris's egotism manifests itself in a variety of ways.

===Unwarranted self-importance===
[[Image:Apology to Mary Lee.jpg|thumb|Very gracious.]]
{{See also|True and Loyal Fanbase}}
{{quote|I have had way over a million fans worldwide since I went online in before [[2000]].|-Chris, [[Mailbag 48]].}}

As overwhelming as Chris's unwarranted self-importance is, it's easy for the novice [[troll|observer]] to get lost in the sea of [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] shit and assume that he's just confident in his e-fame. "Of course," you say, "he's got a billion hits on [[YouTube]] and a thousand emails in his mailbox. He's going to think he's hot shit, like every other retard on the [[DeviantArt|internet]]."

But nothing sums up Chris's deep and abiding USI like this missive to [[Mary Lee Walsh]]:<ref>[[Mary Lee Walsh#Emails with Mary|Emails with Mary]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Mary, I've slept on it, and [[Chris's Wikipedia profile#The Continuing, Enduring Search|I have realized that note-hanging is not the way to get attention]]. And I don't really want to meet with either you nor Susan, no offense. I'll tell you what, let's forget the meeting, and if you will allow my newsletter to stay in distribution, I will do all of the following:

*I will never hang notes on the wall again.
*I'll consider stopping my Silent Treatment on Susan.
*I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my [[scale of Respect]] each by 2 points (0=No Respect...10=Respect).

Please reply via E-Mail.

Christian C.}}

E-fame just adds a whole new dimension. He was a misunderstood genius before; now he's a misunderstood genius with a personal army:

{{quote|III'M. WOR-KIN'. ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL E'RRYBODY, IN MY COMMAND, TO GET EVERYTHIN'- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET!|Chris, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]}}

It's so bad now that when Chris meets someone new who claims not to know who he is, he seems skeptical and surprised.<ref>Exchange with the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Meet the Pickle .2801:21:44 - 01:25:29.29|Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>

{{quote|Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, back on March 17th, 2000.|Chris, in his [[CWC's Second Message|second YouTube video]]}}

The instant gratification, instant acknowledgment, and instant attention—good or bad—that has come with his minor e-fame of the last few years has thoroughly convinced Chris that people ''do'' read everything he writes, and that his YouTube messages ''invariably'' get to his target audience.

He also describes himself as "managing the varsity team"<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> in high school, when actually he was a waterboy.

But if, even after all of this, you're ''still'' not convinced that Chris has unwarranted self-importance issues, consider this little tidbit: he posted autographed pictures of himself on [[eBay]]. Looking like this<ref>[[:File:Chris-chan 010714.JPG]]</ref> [[Chris_and_health#Hygiene|no]] [[Sweetheart#Will_Chris_ever_have_a_Sweetheart.3F|less]]. Make of that what you will.

===Persecution complex===
[[Image:Issue4.jpg|thumb|Saint Christian the Martyr, walking through the shadow of the valley of death.]]

Chris has a lot of problems, and even the ones he "takes responsibility for" are still "out of his hands". His [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|school]] was [[Kick the Autistic|mean to him]], he didn't deserve that [[Song of Christian|F in English]] or the one in [[CADD Chef|CADD]], ''and'' he doesn't deserve the 24/7 [[trolls|trolling]], among other things.

And if that wasn't enough, he thinks every authority figure in the land is conspiring against his [[Love Quest]]:

{{quote|Then in Mid-October, the Quote/Unquote "Dean of Student Services," Mary Lee Walsh, approached me and pulled my sign away from me and told me, "You're NOT ALLOWED TO FIND TRUE LOVE HERE." MY HEART WAS SHATTERED that very moment.|Chris, on his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Enter_the_Wicked_Witch_of_the_Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens|Wikipedia userpage]]}}

It doesn't help that he's engaged in a [[Family Guy|quagmire]] of a war against the [[homo]] rumors that those DAMNED TROLLS keep spreading about him, with a second front versus the [[Chris and copyright|copyright]] violating [[Liquid Chris|thieves]].

{{quote|It's out of my control! I don't know where to go! I DUNNO KNOW WHERE TA GO!|Chris, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]].}}

After the release of [[100 2178|May 8 video]] in which Chris blames the Greene County's school board for pretty much every misfortune in life (from being banned from [[The GAMe PLACe]], to being the social outcast we all know and hate thereby cementing the notion that Chris will never take responsibility for his actions. The only time Chris had actually stepped up and admitted responsibility was the accidental formatting of his [[PS3]].

===Naïveté===
{{Main|Naïve}}

Chris's simple-mindedness and gullibility are legendary. Like [[George W. Bush]], he only deals in absolutes: either you're with him or you're against him. This has been very obvious in his answers to the [[Mailbag]], where he refuses to listen to any talk — even from professionals — about the similarities between [[Asperger's syndrome]] and autism, denies that there are any shortcomings in his work, and shrugs off any advice about how to improve his health or appearance, labeling anyone who suggests he has any kind of shortcoming a troll.

Chris equates [[honesty]] with divulging every last detail about his life. Nothing is too candid for Chris - getting haircuts, drinking his own [[navy]], [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shitting his pants]], or even giving away his phone number and home address! The only thing he hasn't done with wild abandon is give away his social security number, and when that happens, it probably won't be a surprise to anybody.

His gullibility is astounding. No matter how many times it's happened before, Chris is easily led around by trolls promising china or threatening his identity. The earlier trolling schemes (such as [[Blanca]], [[PandaHalo]] and [[Jimmy Hill]]) got Chris to jump through hoops and exposed so much information about Chris and his personality that they had to start [[CWCki|this very wiki]] to keep track of it all. Another example of Chris's gullibility is one Miss [[Jackie|Jacklyn Romy]], a 'sweetheart' Chris met earlier in 2011. Despite her obviously being a troll (proven by a -mysterious leak of videos that were sent only to Jackie on [[February 2012]]), Chris has re-friended her on Facebook after blocking her the previous April. Only time would tell if we end up seeing Chris [[Cosplay|cosplaying]] or [[Cakefarts|making an ass of himself]] again in a video aimed only at Jackie. It's pretty obvious that Chris had only done this because he believed that he would score with Jackie sooner or later.

In [[2009]] and [[2010]], Chris slowly began to "learn" to distrust trolls or to keep more of his [[PSN|information]] secure. However, many of his trolls believe this is akin to putting a shock collar on an [[Patti|animal]]. Eventually, in order to stop being shocked (not because they actually understand or care) an animal will start doing as it is told.

===Hubris: the pride before the fall===
[[Image:NeitherOfUs.jpg|thumb|It's fair to say that Chris is a bit of a narcissist.]]
{{quote|I'd say... I'd say I'm all around. You see, the problem is that I have too many skills that I am good at. You might say that I am a jack of all trades and a master of none.|Chris, [[Mumble 3|right about that last part]]}}

Numerous times, Chris has shown that he believes he has powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal [[slow-in-the-minds|autistics]]. In fact, so much so that this attitude has transcended mere hubris, instead it more resembles mental illness: not only is Chris convinced that his [[Chris and writing|writing]], [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|musical]] [[Guitar Hero|talents]], and [[She Came for CWC|art]] are without peer, he also believes he has supernatural powers along the lines of [[Chris and religion|Wicca or Voodoo]].

And he doesn't just have the power to create: his is also the power to destroy. This line of thinking is exemplified by Chris's acceptance that [[Ryan Cash]] committed suicide just because he withheld ''Sonichu'' updates, and would worsen when he believed that his [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] actually caused [[Liquid Chris]] and Mary Lee Walsh to have some sort of horror befall them.

But those are just the most insane moments of cognitive dissonance. What about the time he went into hysterics when he didn't get recognition for his art at high school graduation?

{{quote|I should have been Highly Recognized for my ARTISTIC TALENTS I showed in my Many Art Classes for the Award Ceremonies before Graduation Day. I felt crestfallen greatly from not getting recognized for any of my Talents. I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!|Chris, on his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Graduation|Wikipedia page]]}}

Or his reaction to losing the [[Adam Stackhouse|Parappa Contest]]?

{{quote|So that SWORN ON MY AUTISM, JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED TO THE SEVEN PEOPLE OF THOSE FOUR VIDEOS!!!!|Chris, on the [http://web.archive.org/web/20070830114517/http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm Sonichu Site]}}

[[Image:How chris sees himself.jpg|thumb|What Chris sees when he looks in the mirror.]]

All of the above is consistent with the behavior of small children, who, isolated from the real world by a lack of comprehension and limited mobility, believe themselves to be godlike beings. This belief is gradually destroyed as the child goes to school and encounters outside authority, leading to their acknowledgment of the fact that they are, in fact, ordinary people. Of course, since Chris is not only autistic but also extremely sheltered, he still manages to cling to this belief by focusing on specific aspects of his life and constructing elaborate fantasy worlds. This is also probably why he sees mundane [[chores]] as [[Father Call|horrific trials of strength and will]]. In psychological terms, this can be referred to as ''psychological neoteny'', which is basically the retention of juvenile traits well into physical maturity.

Also consistent with his childlike mindset is his apparent belief that he has supernatural powers. In Freudian terms, this is referred to as ''omnipotence of thought''. Basically, in the same way he does with religion, Chris cherry-picks elements of his life in order to validate his fantasy of control, which is more systematically displayed in the Sonichu comics. Taking this into consideration, it's likely that [[Magi-Chan]] is yet another Mary Sue for Chris, serving as a kind of avatar for his desire for ultimate authority. Why he felt it necessary to make [[Reginald Sneasel|yet]] another [[Sonichu (character)|character]] to fill this role is unclear, considering he's already established [[Chris-chan Sonichu|himself]] as the one true God of CWCville.

Another aspect of Chris's arrogance, and again caused by his childish way of viewing [[Virginia|the world]], is visible in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|a phone call]] with Alec Benson Leary, creator of [[Asperchu]]. In the call it is obvious Chris does not follow a mature procedure for developing a stance on issues. Where normally an individual will learn information about the issue and from there decide how they feel about that issue, Chris does it the other way around and decides how he feels about something, then refuses to believe, understand, or even humor any evidence to the contrary. While most people have very strong beliefs in some issues, so much so that they automatically have a prejudice against people believing differently (e.g. [[Barack Obama|politics]], [[religion]], etc.), Chris has this perspective on everything. He takes a position on matters, then finds ways to back it up and ignores all evidence for the opposing viewpoint. This is called a ''[[Wikipedia:confirmation bias|confirmation bias]]''. For example, Chris has decided homos are bad, so he selectively finds [[Leviticus|information]] that backs up his stance on the matter and ignores anything anyone will tell him about why his homophobia is bad and makes him a bad person. He will then go as far as to pretend he can [[Sonichu_10#Curing_Da_Homos|cure homosexuality]] with his own blood. Unless disliking homosexuals means he [[I'm Sorry, Dude|may not get laid]].

This is most apparent when he takes two contrary positions about a similar topic. The obvious example of this is Chris's understanding of the way [[parody]] functions. Chris will defend his right to make Sonichu to the hilt by claiming it is a parody, but he then states that Asperchu is a bad thing because it is "parody of a parody". As you can see, Chris has decided that he has every right to make Sonichu so he backs this up with statements about his right to parody existing trademarked characters, but conversely he has decided Asperchu is bad, so he supports this position by stating it is a parody of his legitimate work.

A literal example of the 'pride before the fall' would be Chris' series of [[Facebook]] posts between April and June of 2012. In [[April 2012]], Chris believed that he had utterly fooled the trolls when he made a [[Facebook#to_.40cogsdev_from_me.2C_.40CWCSonichu|series]] [[Facebook#Maniacal_Laughter_from_Who_now.3F_Oh.2C_wait.2C_It_Is_ME.21_.3E8D|of]] [[Facebook#Hey.2C_Trollies|posts]] mocking them. He even went so far as to post screenshots of the CWCki forum members talking about it. Note that in several of the screenshots, Chris believed that he had uncovered a scheme to start a poster campaign about him in [[Charlottesville]]. According to his [[Facebook#To_The_Trolls|Facebook post dated 4 June 2012,]] he had called the [[Jerkops|cops]], and basically admitted that he completely fell for it. He then recorded an [[Voicemail_greeting#4_June_2012|angry voicemail greeting]] before quickly deleting it. Compared to [[Voicemail_greeting#30_April_2012|an earlier voicemail he made]], one can clearly see how humbled he was.

===Materialism===
{{quote|I want Julie! Yeah, love is my first priority, but then- but then I want my stuff back!|Chris, caring more about his precious PSN Account and Sonichu website than his [[troll|sweetheart]].}}

It is clear that Chris is a materialist (a common symptom of Narcissistic Personality Disorder), buying and hoarding large amounts of crap that make him feel good about himself. He may even believe that his unhealthy amount of children's toys might attract a [[sweetheart]], when any human being would clearly see that this man is delusional. He also doesn't seem to have a problem with getting money for sitting on his ass, claiming he can get more from his tugboat than he could at an actual job. He has absolutely no concept of money, and believes he is entitled to everything he can buy. This stems from childhood, when Snorlax would take Chris to the toy store and encourage him to talk by giving him toys if he could read their names out loud.<ref>See [[1980s#1989|1989 in Christory]]</ref> Ever since, he's believed that just by being autistic, he deserves everything he can get his grubby hands on.

This mixture of compulsive hoarding, compulsive shopping, and autism is bad news all the way. He compulsively hoards all of his toys and video games because he wants to give them to [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(daughter)|his daughter]] in the future. He also seems to enjoy collecting things, which may explain why Pokémon appeals to him. Chris compulsively buys everything he can on the PS3, and is more concerned with trophies than actual gameplay. Most of the games he's downloaded have never been played. But the important thing is that he ''has'' it. Hoarding items in cases other than OCD is a sign of intellectual disability in older children. He may have inherited this behavior from his parents.

===Tender misanthropy===
A "tender misanthrope" is, by definition, "someone who despises humanity in general, but is ever ready to make an exception for the ''real'' people". In other words, an egotist who pretends to be benevolent. While it's obvious that Chris is an egotist, he truly believes that he's benevolent. He is the perfect example of a tender misanthrope, screaming death threats at what he knows of humanity (seeing as the only social contact he gets is from the [[Internet]]) while also believing that he is a kind, loving person who can [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|give advice]] and [[Pedofork|act as a role model for children]].

Another part of the definition states that "a tender misanthrope feels certain of being able to love real people if only they could be found - or, failing that,to transform existing false people into idealized ''real'' people through social and political programs of the tender misanthrope's own making". The way that Chris treats homos, seeing as he hates them all ([[Mailbag_53#Well,_that_makes_everything_better!|no matter what he says]]) and wants to turn them straight by placing them into co-ed prisons, reprogramming them into straights via concentration camps, or by creating a vaccine that "cures" homosexuality, certainly fits this description. The fact that he also generalizes trolls as homos also supports this. If that does not convince you that Chris feels he can make people into what he can emotionally attach himself to, there are also other obvious examples in his unique delivery of his intentions.

===Disregard of rules of conduct online===
{{quote|DO NOT DELETE, NOR CENSOR, MY BOMBASTIC PROTEST!!!!!!|Chris, in [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#4 September|Encyclopedia Dramatica]].}}

Chris has little regard for the rules of online communities; when he joins up on websites, he tends to do things his way. He assumes that his own niche in these websites is under his absolute control: for example, he assumed that [[Wikipedia]] would allow him to post anything on his personal user page, or that Encyclopedia Dramatica would remove material critical to him if he just asked not-so-nicely. Sites like [[deviantART]] and [[YouTube]] allow community participation; Chris simply disallowed comments, or later on, just ignored every comment he received. Chris also assumes that when other people host websites for him (in case of [[CWCipedia]]), he's given the final say on all matters. His record for getting permabanned is currently at two weeks on [[Flipnote Hatena]] when he foolishly tried to re-upload Flipnotes that had been removed for breaking the rules (without bothering to find out why they had been removed in the first place). His Facebook account encountered a cycle in [[July 2015]] where it would be removed and put back up again; some of Chris's post contained sexual content, such as photos of lizards in amplexus, thumbnails of tribadism, screenshots of sexting, and a drawing in which he was drenched in lemonade through a china-shaped lemon--his description for the picture ''bragged'' about how [[JERKS]] would be offended by it.

===Paranoia===
One of the worst things that comes out of Chris's ego is his bloated sense of paranoia. As mentioned above, Chris has taken to withholding certain information from trolls like an animal being shocked by a shock collar. However, this line of thinking has pushed Chris into believing that the entire world is out to get him. In early days, it was actually simple - Jerkops and Mary Lee Walsh were conspiring to stop him from succeeding in his Love Quest. However, after the incident with [[The Wallflower]] and the realization that there's entire webpages devoted to him, it's caused him to see things in a bigger, yet disturbing picture.

As such, Chris has decided to become a recluse, refusing to make friends with anyone unless he knew him in the real world. However, this is a double-edged sword as Chris refuses to interact with anyone in the real world as well. In the real world, if someone spotted Chris and knew him by name, even if they had heard of him from whatever remaining place is left for him to go to, he panics and runs, fearing that the person is actually a troll seeking to spread more information about him across the Internet. As well, if someone wanted to contact Chris through other means, even if that person had no idea who Chris was or what Sonichu was or anything that the trolls had done, Chris will shut them out because he doesn't know who they are and thus, has relegated them to the title of "troll".

A perfect example of this was revealed in a series of Facebook screenshots. While eating at a [[McDonald's]] restaurant, an employee of Burger King spotted him, acknowledged him, then went to mess with his cell phone. Chris went into panic mode, assumed that the worker was actually a troll, then thought the man was "communicating with his own kind" by hopping on a forum. He then proceeded to photograph the man, and talk about him behind his back on Facebook, [[Chris and hypocrisy|ironically doing what he feared the 'troll' would do to him.]]

===Surrendering Information===
If there is one thing that Chris's ego would simply not allow, it's suppressing himself from giving away too much information about himself. If he feels that bragging about something would give him a one-up against the trolls or make himself look good, he'll freely announce it for everyone to hear. The most glaring example of this is this entire wiki, which was created using a lot of information provided by Chris himself. Back in the day, Chris viewed himself as an extremely popular internet celebrity with a 'true and loyal fanbase', and, as such, would divulge a lot of information about himself so people would know him better (inclusive of [[Dox|personal information]] that nobody in their right mind would give away). However, there are times when he would do the opposite and [[Honest Content|surrender information that would make him look horrendously bad]], sometimes without provocation. The ongoing Soiled Underpants Saga is the shining example of this.

Whilst this practice has diminished in recent times with Chris making himself scarce out of fear that trolls would have more [[Tomgirl Pictures|ammo]] to use against him, his habit of needlessly surrendering information still manages to surface. For example, when he claimed to [[Mia Hamm|lose his virginity]], he couldn't help but announce it on his Facebook page, all the while swearing up and down that he would never divulge any details about it to the trolls. Mere weeks later, more details emerged on Facebook, leading to speculation that he actually bought a hooker (since we all know the [[Megan|inevitable]] [[Kacey|end]] result of his Sweetheart Search), which he ended up confirming on 1 May, (along with attending a 'Mythbusters' tour, something which wasn't even brought up but still revealed anyway) all the while claiming to remain button-lipped on the matter. Only time would tell if and when Chris finally reveals everything to silence his nay-sayers. After all, it wouldn't be the first time it's happened. Sure enough, in December 2014, a leaked account of Chris' experience with the hooker was released on the [[Kiwi Farms]]. He just never learns.

In 2013, Chris's habit of needlessly surrendering information returned with a vengeance. Chris threw a temper tantrum on Facebook, and many would have assumed that it was [[Chris and Anger|business as usual]], ''until'' Chris made the fatal mistake of revealing the reason why he went on the warpath; somebody had uploaded his status updates (complete with the ones that were hidden) onto [http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ an Imgur account.] Aside from the usual whining about how lonely he was, these screencaps not only revealed what he was up to in the silence between 2011 and 2013, but also uncovered a very ugly side of Chris. One post in particular revealed that he was angry at the fact that [[Mimms]] had a girlfriend, and demanded that somebody should ''kill her'', simply because Mimms was a "JERK." The fact remains that the one who revealed all of this unsavory information was not the trolls, as Chris would try to have you believe, but ''himself.''

The next year, Chris encountered a man trying to put out a brushfire near his house. However, he believed he was trying to make it even worse, and thus uploaded the [[Brushfire Video]], wherein he wound up dropping the address of the [[Rental House]] in the video title.

===Fishing for sympathy===
In many conversations with Chris, there have been quite a few instances where he would outright fish for sympathy, in the hopes that people would take pity on him and, in so doing, make him feel better about himself. One such example is the Father Call, where Chris constantly talks about the "trials and tribulations" in his life to an unimpressed [[Matthew Devoria]], from whom he was trying to seek approval to date his daughter (note that said "trials and tribulations" amounted to housework and being teased on the internet.) In his [[Jackie_E-mails_23|later E-mail exchanges]] with Jackie, Chris is quick to paint himself as a misunderstood victim whenever Jackie rips him a new one over issues such as his habit of [[Lie|lying]], being a hypocrite and even being [[Women%27s_rights|inconsiderate towards her]]. Even in recent times, he has not cut out this habit, his Facebook entries blame his trolls for making his life a living hell, one in particular lamenting that nobody cares about him except for his own mother.

The attention he gets from his mother, Barbara Chandler, and his friend, Anna McLerran is textbook mollycoddling at best. Chris has spent his entire life being catered to by his parents (notably well past the point of social acceptance), to the point where he depends on them to bail him out of the [[Money#Credit_cards|numerous]] [[The_Game_Place|messes]] he gets himself into. It comes as no surprise, then, that this, combined with his [[autism|being autistic]], has poisoned Chris' mind into thinking that this is how everybody should treat him, by default. And if people don't see things his way, he'll be more than happy to point out the heavy burdens he faces daily, almost as if he expects them to instantly take back their mean, mean words and feel sorry for him.

==War against the ego==
One of the main forces opposing Chris's ego are the white knights. These misguided souls have attempted to get Chris to understand that what he's doing is ridiculous and that he needs to grow up. Instead, he brushed them all aside, assuring himself that he was TRUE and HONEST, and could do no wrong. One of the more popular white knights, [[Vivian Gee]], [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|became a troll]] when she couldn't get through to Chris.

When asked to get [[Chris and psychology|real, psychiatric help]], Chris has said that his church counselor, [[Rocky Shoemaker]], is enough for him, and that she could do so much more than someone with ''an actual degree in that field.'' He seems to believe that because her title includes the word "counselor," she is every bit as qualified as a real doctor (the fact that most pastoral counselors see people for free probably helps as well, since Chris would never spend part of his precious monthly tugboat on something useful when there are video games to buy).

There were even some instances where it seemed that the trolls had made a breakthrough by [[Heart level|breaking Chris]], only for him to get right back up again and continue with his antics. An example of this would be Kacey, who led Chris on for a while until she dropped the bombshell that she was going to marry Liquid Chris, but not before having her father point out every single thing that is wrong with Chris. A normal person would have been utterly devastated by this turn of events, and some would even use the experience to better themselves. Chris, on the other hand, perked right up when he [[Red_Letter_CWC_Certified_Day|obtained a letter 'validating' Sonichu]], forgetting about Kacey in mere days, just like she had predicted.

==Examples of Chris's ego in the real world and in the comic==
[[Image:SchuComic8P68.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Jiggliami]] sums it up nicely.]]
{{Main|Examples of Chris's Ego}}
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==References==
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{{Chris and}}

White knight E-mails

2016-02-17T08:52:36Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu: The white knight was referring to Amy Rose in Sonichu 1.

These '''white knight emails''' are from people trying to help [[Chris]], whether they be [[white knight]]s, counter-[[trolls]] or even misguided souls who actually think Chris will listen to them. Chris's replies are in blue.

==November 2007 — ED alert==

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'''I have a warning for you dude.''' from Samuel to Chris on Mon, 5 Nov 2007 7:28 am
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Normally I don't care for what my peers at [[4chan]].org do. but I bring you some news the people over at /v/ (aka the video game board) are making fun of you and made the http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan site, which you already know, but I left them to it as I couldn't care less what they did but now they have hit a new low and one is planning of [[Blanca|pretending to be girl]] in hopes of getting you to send [[Nudes|nude pictures]] to them. As I said normally I dont care what Anon does but I find this sad and immature and so I feel I must give you a heads up on anonymous's plans to ridicule you on the interwebs..

also if you are going to quote any of this I'd much appreciate you hide my Identity (email address etc)}}

Chris ignored this and promptly emailed [[nudes]] regardless.

==June 2008 — Gaiafag==

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'''Please Read This''' by Brittany to Chris on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:02 am
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Dear Mr.Chandler,

Before I get to what I want to say in this e-mail, let it be known that this is NOT a hate e-mail, nor is it intended for the sole purpose of being mean to you. However, I will say that I am going to be blunt and tell you straightfoward what I want to say, which may in turn hurt you. It is up to you whether or not you would want to read this.

With that said, I want this e-mail to help you with some advice on [[Love Quest|your current "quest"]], as you put it, for love.

First off, it is not your fault you were born with [[Autism]]. I feel sympathy because it makes it all that more difficult to land you a girl. However, you must realize that not everyone will feel oh-so sympathetic or understand your troubles. The most saddening part of life is that not everyone will like you or the things you do, but you must move away from them and realize there are plenty of like-minded people like you.

Now, even though you have Autism, this doesn't mean that you are destined to live a horrible lonely life, but you should know that you can't use "autism" as an excuse for everything. Blaming a disorder for all the troubles in you life will not get you far. If you want others to look past your autism, you must do so as well. You must see yourself as you, regardless of what disorder you have.

I have plenty of friends with [[Asperger's]] and high-functioning autism. One of my close friends Alex has to deal with autism standing in his way of fitting in at school, yet he has a [[Chris and music|great talent of singing]]. He took that good thing about him and won [[SingStar Challenge|the talent show]], and gained friends. You should take the very best talent you have and expand it to the best of your ability.

Now on to your [[sweetheart|girlfriend]] troubles..

I think at this moment in your life, you goal shouldn't be just scoring with a chick, but making friends. If I'm correct, you have a [[MySpace]]. Try finding people in your area that share you like for [[video games]]. Be it a [[Jerks|guy]], don't ignore him. After all, he does have his friends, some of who may be [[Boyfriend-free girls|single girls]].

You also need to not set your expectations so high. I'm not saying you should go off and date the nearest [[obesity|obese]] [[Niggos|black]] lady. However, what you need most is dating experience. After having been through various relationships, you can get past that akward "approaching" phase with confidence. Think of meeting a girl as a friend, not as a [[Lovely Weather|future]] life partner.

Also, I do not mean to offend, but the whole [[sign]] thing has to go. If it hasn't worked for the past 8 or so years, it probably won't work now. To us females, it shows you as someone who lacks the confidence to go up to someone. Women want someone who can have the courage to break the ice and start a conversation. Maybe if you see a nice girl with a dog in the park, start with something simple like complimenting how cute/burly/adorable [[Chris and sex#Bestiality|her dog]] is. Then you can go on and start a conversation about [[Patti|your dog]] and what it looked like, etc... Any compliment about her can most likely be used as a convo starter, aside from pick-up lines and the plain creepy.

Another thing you may want to work on is...[[Chris and fashion|your wardrobe]]. I have to say that you I feel as if it's trapped in [[1980s|the 80's]]. Also, your [[Sonichu medallion]]..oh man, this really hurts to break it to you, but...it'd be best left at home. Sorry man, but it's like [[Christian Weston Chandler|one giant pussy deflector]]. That's all I can say about it, and I'm trying my best not to be harsh about it here.

You may want to revise your [[MySpace]] profiles and such a bit. When you talk about marrige [sic] and the like in your profile, it'd tend to ward off women, for they'll feel that if they even talk to you that they'd be all of a sudden committed. Talking about marrige [sic] should wait when you and her feel it's right.

I hope this will help you in your "girlfriend" quest. I know that [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] will keep their article up about you, but if you move on and not bother talking about it or vandilize [sic] it, it'll soon be forgotten. Anonymous feeds off of you being upset over the article. Once you move on and forget about it, the sooner you can live a better life.

Please Reply Soon, Some Random Gaiafag}}

==September 2008 — Chris denies being fat and sexist==

This is a white knight from /v/, according to [[Clyde]].

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White knight to Chris
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I know why you're failing at your quest.

If you plan on listening to me, I, a female, can teach you how to properly attract women.

This is not a joke or an attempt to troll you, I will offer honest advice about what girls want from a real girl's perspective.

If you're interested, email me back or something.}}

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Chris to white knight
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Okay, I'll loan you can ear; if you were teaching a "[[Date Ed]]" class (even though the idea sounds dated), AKA "Dating 101", in lengthy detail, and IN PERSON ONLY; NOT OVER THE INTERNET, in a step-by-step process, how would you well-advise the men in your class to ask a woman out on his [[Emily|FIRST DATE EVER]]?}}

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White knight to Chris
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I don't do classes. This is not a group thing. To tell you a bit about myself, I am highly interested in [[psychology]], and intend to be a therapist when I grow up. I enjoy listening to people's problems and offering advice on a private, personal level that cannot be achieved in large, public type classes. This means I will help you personally to attract women, not just offer generalized advice that won't help.

Let's not start with the first date--attracting a woman's attention happens long before that. First impressions are a very big deal, and happen at the first moment of contact, when you first lay eyes on each other, or first speak to each other, etc... After all, she has to say "yes" before the first date can even begin.

Before I offer you any advice on that subject, I need to know a few things about you besides what the online hate sites have to offer:

First off, I need to know how you've been previously trying to attract women, second of all, what type of woman you expect you will get (and include why you'd expect this type of woman to be attracted to you), and thirdly, as much as you know about women.

You can describe all of these things in as few or as many words as you like. I am a patient listener.

Dating is NOT a step-by-step process, and it is very wrong of you to think of it as such. Women are people after all, not machines programmed to act in certain ways when you do or say something. We are all unique--you could say something to one girl and it would make her smile, and that same thing could make another woman upset. All human beings are unique individuals with unique feelings based on their own, unique personalities. Despite this, I can still help, if you want me to, that is.}}

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Chris to white knight
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[[June 2010|AGES AGO]], I'd have a sign by my side stating, "I am a "X"-Year Old Male, Seeking an 18-"X"-Year Old Single Woman", sit, hope, pray and wait to be found by a Boyfriend-Free Woman who would be interested in me. Currently, I ONLY sit, hope, pray and wait to be found by that woman. SIMPLY PUT, I'd like an 18-29-Year Old Boyfriend-Free, [[China|Caring]], Smoke-Free, Non-Alcoholic, [[Chris and Race|white]] (Optionally [[Virginia is for Virgins|virgin]]) Woman to make into a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]. I AM AFRAID to make the First Move, because of the PROVEN [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|INFINTELY-HIGH BOYFRIEND-FACTOR]], [[Noviophobia|fear of Rejection]], Lack of Self-Confidence, and my Screwed-Up, Fucking Life-Long Autism Curse. I DO NOT KNOW WHY I would expect ANY woman to be Attracted to me, IN PUBLIC, except for the fact that [[Chris and his Ego|I am Handsome]], as my mother constantly reminds me, yet every time she tells me how handsome I am, I ask her, ''"Well, how come I don't have a Girlfriend?"'', and that I am a Frustrated, Lonely Virgin? After watching a life's worth of Variety of Television Shows and Romantic Comedies, Having A Bunch of Circles of [[Gal-Pals]] in my lifetime up to my crappy Adulthood, I think I have a [[Chris and Sex|WIDE knowledge]] of [[Women's Rights|Women in General]].

If I appear to be stressed from the typing of this message, well I am stressed from the Bastards of that slanderous Webpage at http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan POSTING "Fanart" that MOSTLY FEATURE WOMEN/my Rosechu Character with an UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED, DISGUSTING, [[Duck|DICK]]!!!!!!!

<nowiki>*sigh* Oh, my life.</nowiki>}}

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White knight to Chris
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Chris, I unfortunately have some bad news for you: romantic comedies don't tell you very much about real women, as much as reading about comic superheroes will tell a girl about what real life men are like. The women in those movies are just characters.

All women are individual people with individual likes and dislikes. Some girls like shopping, some find it to be boring like a chore. Some girls are in to video games and comics, some are not. Some girls like pink, others hate it. it depends on the individual person. You will never know what a girl will like or dislike before talking to her and getting to know her: most importantly, never, ever, ever assume that she will like something "because she is a girl". Most women find sexism appalling and highly unattractive.

The best way to get to know people is not to sit down and wait for someone to find you. There is no one out there searching for you in specific--no one searches for a specific person like that. To meet people, you have to make yourself active in social things. You could try joining clubs or classes, and be sure to talk to any girls you find attractive--but do not ever ask them out right at this point. Most girls feel more comfortable with a guy if they are friends first. Make it something you enjoy, so that way you will already have a common interest. Common interests are very important, they give you things to talk about besides yourself, so the conversation is less awkward. Most people in general don't like to open up to strangers, and find it awkward when strangers talk intimately about themselves with them. Instead, reveal bits and pieces of yourself after you have known each other for a short while.

Secondly, I'd like to add that while [[Barbara Chandler|your mother]] may find you attractive, not every woman will. In your pictures, you appear to be a bit overweight--when you look at girls, do you only look at women who are very slim? If so, I'd suggest looking at women who are closer to your own body type. Just because a woman is a bit chubby doesn't mean she is not a caring, nice person. Perhaps, also, you could look at women who are maybe a couple years older than you. Age doesn't mean much so long as there is great chemistry. I don't mean go look at really really old women--just don't limit yourself to only women who are younger than you, perhaps someone who is a couple years older.

However, even if a woman finds you handsome, that is never enough to start a relationship. There is no such thing as love at first sight. Your personalities have to click as well, or there is no chance at anything more than a one night stand.

Also, I have been listening to the audiobooks of some of your comics. Your [[Rosechu]] character's personality seems to be very stereotypical of what some men think women are like. For example, when she meets up with the Jigglypuff character ([[Amy Rose|I forgot her name]]) all they do is talk about their boyfriends, and then you make a mean joke about how it does in to [[Sonichu_1#Episode_6:_Sonic_.26_Sonichu_.22Black_Metal_Combat.22|"girl talk time" and that will take forever]]. Most women would find this sexist and offensive.

This is because most women do not sit around and talk about how they have to look pretty for their boyfriends. Most women have their own goals and lives--their boyfriends are just another part of their lives. Also, when Sonichu had to keep Rosechu from spending too much money--that was also an offensive sexist joke, suggesting that women always spend too much money, which is just as bad as saying a [[Niggos|black person]] will always steal from you. it [sic] just isn't true.

One big tip I have to offer is that if you start to see women as friends first and a romantic sweetheart second, you will learn more about them, learn to talk better with them, and meet them. When you assume sexist things about women, it only distances yourself, because women do not want to be around guys who, rather than listening to what the woman has to say and caring about her opinion and thoughts, assumes stupid things based on stereotypes. For example, if you had a black friend, you wouldn't say "Hey, I'm going to the supermarket. I'll buy you some fried chicken because you're black." Instead you would say "Hey, I'm going to the supermarket, what did you want me to buy?" In the same way you should not assume a girl will like or dislike things because she is a girl.}}

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Chris to white knight
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Well, [name], while the Movie Women are "Just Characters", Rosechu is playing as her own "Character" as well. Also, there is MORE THAN ONE Rosechu; Why do you think I've dubbed them respectively "[[Bubbles Rosechu]]", "[[Angelica Rosechu]]", and recently introduced, "[[Lolisa Rosechu]]", of whom her Boyfriend, "[[Jamsta Sonichu]]", was the one who Interviewed [[Blanca]] and her [[Jiggliami]] on Radio Station, [[KCWC]]. Anyway, this is NOT about any of my [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Electric-Hedgehogs]], so do not bring them up in this discussion about my search for a Potential [[Sweetheart]].

Also, Tell me something I DID NOT Already Know; I already knew everything you've stated in your message. Also, Those "[[Audiobooks]]" are NOT OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Product; the ONLY HONEST AND OFFICIAL Method of Reading the Sonichu Comics is page-by-page on my OFFICIAL AND ORIGINAL SONICHU & ROSECHU SITE at Sonichu.net.

One more thing, I AM NOT OVERWEIGHT!!!!!!!!!

So, I recommend re-reading your previous message, and telling me something WAY DIFFERENT from what you've already typed that I've already known before you typed it.

I apologize again for typing this message through another stressful moment, but I do mean what I have said.

Peace,

Christian C.}}

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White knight to Chris
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Well, you do appear to be [[Obesity|overweight]]. I can tell by looking at your pictures--you seem to be in denial about this.

And I was only drawing from your comics because a person's stories can often reveal quite a bit about their own personalities. I was simply saying that you seem to be incredibly sexist. This is why you can't get a date. The way you portray your female characters in a story that is obviously very close to your heart is what reveals this sexist nature about yourself.}}

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'''Another thing.''' from Chris to white knight
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You didn't even take to consideration my LACK OF SELF-ESTEEM, my AUTISM, the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|infinitely-high BOYFRIEND-FACTOR]] my SHYNESS, the possible REJECTIONS, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera from my [[MySpace]] page, my [[Facebook]] page or my "About the Author" page on Sonichu.net.}}

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White knight to Chris
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That's because you can't jsut [sic] say "Hey, despite all these things you can get a girlfriend." Because that's a lie. In order to get a girlfriend, you need to change yourself--currently I can't think of a single woman who would date you. NOT because of your autism, not because of your low self esteem, and not because of having a boyfriend--I don't know a single woman who would date you because you are a sexist and because your personality sticks [sic].

The "boyfriend factor" you keep talking about is retarded. Just go meet single women, like, say, at a singles bar. How do you think all of those other boyfriends got their girlfriends?

And, your autism shouldn't limit you from dating entirely. There are plenty of autistic people who can still get date. You jsut [sic] have incredibly high standards, and you're extremely sexist. Plus you refuse to talk to women, is the main thing. If you grow some self confidence and maturity, and maybe move out of your mom's house, maybe you could get a date.}}

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Chris to white knight
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Look, no offense, but I am NOT "sexist", I CARE and RESPECT about the feelings, needs and individual rights of all women. And all you just did in labeling me as such, and telling me that I stink, well that only makes me feel irritated and angry. You should not Judge me by such crackpot theories, and laveling [sic] someone based on that is Wrong. You're ignorant.}}

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White knight to Chris
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I'm sorry, but I do not make claims from nothing. I only base my opinions off of evidence, therefore I am not ignorant. You are in denial, you just don't want to be labeled as sexist because you've tried so hard not to be. But you are one, I can see it plain as day. It's not a crackpot theory, I am a sane and rational person.

I did not say you stink, merely that your personality does. I say this because you get offended by everything I say, and respond defensively, rather than considering and respecting my opinions like you say you do before forming a rational (rather than emotional) response. If you could offer evidence as to why your personality does not stink, I would be happy to see it. You do not seem to read what I say, instead you only pick certain points and respond repetitively with answers you already gave and I already addressed.

Also, I say you are a sexist because of the crude jokes made against women you make in your comic. If you are not a sexist, why would you make those crude jokes against women? Please explain this.

If you could offer some evidence, and show me, rather than tell me, how you are not a sexist, again I would be more than happy to see it. You said that you "respect and care" about women. Clearly, this shows you to be a sexist--a sexist is a person who values one sex over the other. Whether this means you think women are better than men or men are better than women doesn't make a difference. Either way, you are a sexist. You seem to view women as being extra special people who should be put on a pedestal and worshiped--this is simply not so. A non-sexist person places value and respect on all people equally, not just women, and not just men.

Now remember, I can help you get a girlfriend. I don't need to do this for you. You should be grateful, you shouldn't attack my every standpoint. I say women find you sexist and that's why you can't get a date. I'm probably right, too. Instead of getting offended, you should go "Oh, I never realized I was a sexist." I am giving you honest advice straight from a woman's opinion, and there would be plenty of men very grateful for this advice. I warned you that you would not like most of my advice, well, it hurts but the truth does that sometimes. You will just have to take it like a strong, rational person, which I know you can be if you try. Remember, I am on your side, here to explain to you what you're doing wrong and how you can fix it, but my advice only works if you keep an open mind--I can't tell you the truth if you won't listen to it.}}

===Evaluation===

* Chris responds similarly to how he responded to [[Vivian]] in [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|their AIM chat]]--unreceptive, defensive, and repetitive. He also dodges questions. Rather than acknowledging that girls don't like him because he is thoroughly unpleasant, he blames his lack of female companionship on [[stress]], [[autism]], [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|infinitely-high boyfriend-factor]], fear of rejection, and his shyness.
* Interestingly enough, he is either in denial about his weight or he truly sees himself as a slimmer, younger version of himself as seen in his high school photos. Not only is he in denial about (or blind to) his weight problem, but he will not or cannot see himself as a sexist, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
* The Krapple thread containing these emails served as a killer of troll's remorse.

==17 April 2009 — Harbal==

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'''Chris, I hope this helps''' from '''Harbal''' to '''Chris''' on 17 [[April 2009]] 7:13 PM
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Christian, good morning. Or good afternoon. Or evening. Well, whatever time of day it is for you, hello. My name is also Chris. Christopher, though, not Christian. I'm hoping that what I have to say to you is useful to you and that you haven't heard it before. If the latter is the case, then please disregard this e-mail.

I'd like you to understand that what I have to say is true. I'm going to be honest with you. So I'm going to be up front about myself. I am a troll. I have been for a good deal of years now, before the term trolling was even coined for what I did. I tell you this rather than hide it from you so that you understand that I will tell you the truth. Let me ask you though, do you fully know what a troll is? In short, a troll is someone who derives enjoyment from the emotional and mental pain of others, specifically those they cause that pain to, no matter who it is. I tell you this so that you understand my intentions.

I was thinking the other day. I was thinking about you and the trolls in charge of doing things to you and I had a revelation. You are one person. Just one. The people in charge of trolling you are many. So to benefit my amusement, wouldn't it be more prudent to turn my attention away from you and toward those who troll you? Wouldn't it make more sense to get my kicks out of many people as opposed to just one? As a matter of fact, yes. Yes it would.

So I want to out them all to you. A troll's enjoyment only lasts so long as the person or people they troll gives the proper emotional response. Unfortunately for you, you give into exactly what they want every time you do something. So wouldn't it benefit you if you knew who they were? Where they conspired and planned? That's why I'm writing to you.

http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/index.php

It's the PVCC, a term you're no doubt familiar with. The [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]. That link is to a forum dedicated to you. Everything about you; your history, your life now, your family, your gal-pals, your sweethearts, your art, your comics, your characters, your ideas. When I say it's dedicated to everything about you, I mean everything. Now that's not a good thing. This is a forum dedicated to making fun of everything about you. I know, I'm a member there. They do a real good job of it. These are the people that troll you. It's not [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and it's not [[4chan]]. Let me emphasize, it's not Encyclopedia Dramatica. They can't even keep up with everything you do, these days. They're missing a lot of information.

<nowiki>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Main_Page</nowiki>

Since the PVCC is dedicated to discussing everything about you, the CWCiki is dedicated to cataloguing [sic] everything about you. It's like Wikipedia, except every article there is related to you. Again, this is not a good thing. It's all related to making fun of you.

If you sign up on the PVCC, you'll be able to get the list off all members there. If you do in fact sign up, may I suggest using a name not related to you or Sonichu. If you sign up, do not register with an e-mail relating to you or Sonichu. These people know everything about you. They'd be able to recognize something about you or you've created.

When you sign up, the members who have a red name are the admins. They're the ones that plan a lot of what happens to you. They're the ones in charge. They're the ones that matter to you. The ones in green, the "Men in the Pickle Suits", and every of the other colors, they're all irrelevant. They're basically just members of the forum, they don't do much.

They also have an IRC channel. irc.rizon.net #sonichu. For the record, if you ever get an invite to an IRC channel on rizon.net, it's a troll channel. There is only one rule on #sonichu. If you wish to participate there, you must provide a picture of your penis. It's a ridiculous rule, and they enforce it.

Let me say a little bit about [[Clyde Cash]]. Clyde is one of the admins on the PVCC. I know you hate him. I know despise him. And I know you're not going to believe this, but he is trying to help you get your life on track. The methods he uses you don't like, and that's why you think he's out to get you. It's just not true, he's not. He does want to see you succeed. He wants to see you be worthy of getting a sweetheart, of getting married, of having kids because at this point, he feels you're not ready. Now Clyde's not as important as you make him out to be. He hardly does anything. He's basically just a figurehead while other people do all the work. You're the one who gives him credit for everything. The image of Clyde you were given, by the way, is not Clyde at all, actually. It's of some guy named Lee Hotti. Google that name, you'll see it to be true. As a side note, a lot of the phone calls you've received from "Clyde" recently have not been Clyde at all, just someone using his name.

http://themiscreants.110mb.com/

Now maybe you remember this website. I believe during one of your chats using Mumble you visited this link. As you can see, since then it's been updated a lot. The Mumbles are every chat you've had with your "fans" who were in fact trolls. The PSN chats are all the chats you had with BlueSpike. The "LoveDoll" is the video of you fucking Kimmi screaming out JULLAAAAY. (JULLAAAAY is actually a meme now among some circles.) "Bob Walks In" is the audio of your father interrupting your masturbation and threatening to cut down your internet. (We actually really like your father, by the way. We call him Lumberjack Bob because he threatened to "cut down" the internet, like a lumberjack would a tree, and we're very interested in learning more about him.) "Robert Simmons and Church" is an audio of the "Jew in the Pickle Suit" going to church with you, posed as Robert Simmons. "Emily's Date" should be self-explanitory. You see Emily was a troll all along and wore a wire during the entire date. (We really enjoyed this audio because we got to learn more about your father listening to him talk.) "Emily and Clyde (Post-Date)" is a short audio of Emily talking to you, telling you she's gone to live with Clyde, and then Clyde telling you he sent you prostitutes. "Fanta: Semen Flavor", "Spank Dat Ass", and "How NOT to take a shower" are the most recent videos we've gotten. I believe you know who you sent them to.

Which brings me to my final point. [[Ivy]]. You've heard this before and you don't believe it, but I'm going to say it anyway. Ivy is a troll. If you read the PVCC enough, you'll see proof of it. And if you still don't believe it, take a moment and think. Blanca, Panda, Sarah May, Julie, Emily, you've all defended them in the past stating that they're not trolls, but what happened? Every single one of them ended up being a troll. And Ivy will too. I really wish you would believe me when I tell you this.

http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/_cwc/

That's the last link I have to give you. That is an image board, much like 4chan, that is dedicated to you. With exception for the PVCC, this forum is where you get talked about the most. There is information on this board that is not on the PVCC.

Chris I implore you to research the links I gave you thoroughly so that you can confirm that everything I've said is true. Look at every thread that relates to you, read every post. Please. I am a troll, yes, but I really am trying to help you. If you're able to believe what I've told you and accept it, I promise you it'll make it that much easier for you to not be fooled by them. It'll make you so much harder to get at because you've researched their information, you've read up on them, you'll know what to expect. If you don't believe what I've said, then I've wasted my time. If you don't believe me, I'd hope some day you do.

Stay frosty, Chris.}}

==29 April 2009 — We ''are'' watching==

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'''Christian W. Chandler''' from '''John''' to '''Chris''' on 29 [[April 2009]] 11:08 PM
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Hello Christian W. Chandler,
<br>I write to you as a potential benefactor, should you choose to listen to my warnings. You call me John. It is not obvious, my name is fictionalized, as well as my location and any personal information. It is not of importance, but if you wish to dismiss me as a so-called "troll" now, you may.

If you wish to hear my advice, continue and do as I say.

Delete this e-mail when you are done reading it. If you reply, make sure to delete the reply from your Sent folder.

For a long time now I have sat by as a neutral party. You obviously require help in your current situation.

Nothing posted on the internet remains private. I'm sure that's evident by now...especially to you. I am sorry your most recent YouTube account has been located by individuals, but that is inevitable, is it not? Anything on the internet available to the public will be found by the public.

You can not fight over the internet. They are a hate machine. They feed from the anger they generate.

Do not threaten them with violence.

Do not yell, swear, or scream.

Do not pay attention to them. They do not deserve a response.

Most importantly: do not threaten them with ending your comic. They are not threatened by this. They are only pleased.

I am unable to tell if your current state is built upon genius or fault. You are acting unpredictable and...starnger [sic] ...than one would expect of you. Stranger than anything they could achieve in their goading. Your most recent actions have been of questionable nature. In the event this is truly for a girl, as you claim, I must warn you she is undoubtedly one of them.

I am about to disclose some things that may make you upset or angry. Please do not stop reading.

Homosexuality is not wrong, nor is it a sin. It is completely natural for some individuals. I am not saying you are "gay" or ahomosexual[sic]. But if you feel those tendencies, you shouldn't displace your hatred on other homosexual individuals. You should accept it for who you are. I realize sin is a concept based on faith and personal viewpoints, but I assure you any religion that regards homosexuality asa [sic] sin has an equally disgusted opinion on your frequent masturbation, lust for women, and unfettering wishes to premaritally lose your virginity.

The [[man in the pickle suit]] is not a real person. He is a character being driven by many anonymous individuals.

Eating your semen does not replenish anything in your body. Your ejaculate only contains trace amounts of minerals. The sperm cells will not live outside of the body for more than a few hours, ensuring their inevitable demise regardless of your actions. Once ingested, they will be dissolved in the digestive fluids of your stomach. They will never contribute to your supply of sperm. Whoever suggested anything of that sort was lying.

I believe I have said all that is needed at this time. I hope that you will trust my word.

If you wish, you may contact me. I do not require nor ask that you do. Alternatively, you can make some reference that you have received this message to reduce the electronic paper trail. It is your decision. And remember your instructions: delete this e-mail. If you reply, delete the reply from your Sent folder.

They are watching.

They continue because you continue to make it entertaining.

I am watching.

John}}

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The Sonichu Chronicles

2016-02-17T01:15:48Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu: /* Notes */

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[[Image:SonichuChronicles.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Intro to The Sonichu Chronicles. Hey, at least he didn't make his own background.]]

'''''The Sonichu Chronicles''''' is a PowerPoint presentation put together in [[January 2009]] by [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and submitted to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] as a proposal for the creation of a series of [[Sonichu]]-related video games. It mostly describes the history and successes of the Sonichu franchise and describes absolutely nothing about the games beyond their possible titles. According to the file details, he spent six and a half hours making this PowerPoint and went through twenty-six revisions.

==Notes==
[[Image:002-CWCsSonichuBook.jpg|thumb|150px|Good thing they won't have to worry about designing their own artwork...]]
* Chris explains in the presentation that [[lie|Sonichu's name is not a portmanteau word comprised of "Sonic" and "Pikachu,"]] but rather a variation of Sonic's Japanese name, "Sonikku za Hejjihoggu".
* He characterizes Sonichu as a [[parody]] of Sonic, and proceeds to use the word "parody" as if it means "characteristic which makes one thing not like another thing".
* In a preemptive deflection of any criticism, he lists all the ways in which Rosechu is totally different from [[Amy Rose]]. There are only about seven. Two of them are just that they wear different clothes.
* In another example of his antiquated views on <s>women</s> everything, 'modern girl kinda attitude' refers to a [[Wikipedia:Modern girl|term used in 1920s Japan]], which he almost certainly picked up from the [[anime]] [[wikipedia:Steel Angel Kurumi|''Steel Angel Kurumi'']].
* Perhaps for the first time, Chris lays out the evolution of the [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] species, explaining that Sonichu can evolve into [[Metonic]] and Rosechu can evolve into [[Vamprosa]].
* Chris cites [[Blake]] as an indication that some bad guys are more than they appear, indicating that other villains may reform.
* In a collage of images purporting to be characters he created, Chris includes [[Megagi La Skunk]], [[Simonla Rosechu]], and [[Jiggliami]], who were all created by other people. He also includes [[Bagget]], [[Blanca]], and [[Mary Lee Walsh]], who ''are'' other people.
* [[CWCville]], Virginia, is situated near a forest, a beach, mountains, and a volcano. Of course, this is completely impossible in the geography of Virginia.
* Chris thinks it is absolutely normal and appropriate for artists to [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|shamelessly self-insert]].
* In [[2009]], Chris is still hanging his hat on the two HTML classes he took years ago, which taught him how to use Netscape Composer.
* Chris explains how his Sonichu [[Medallions of Fail|medallion]] gives him super powers in the comics. He then explains that the medallion he wears in real life gives him no super powers. [[Chris and reality|It is reassuring that he is able to make this distinction.]]
* He includes in the PowerPoint a hand-drawn mockup of a ''[[Nintendo Power]]'' cover, and tells Nintendo that they "may" use it for the issue that eventually covers the release of the game.
* Since Chris has wanted his own video game for over a decade, he explains that the games he thought up were all intended for GameCube and Game Boy Advance; he grants Nintendo permission to upgrade these ideas to their current consoles. He insists upon allowing ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' to be multi-platform so it can be available on the PlayStation 2 and PlayStation 3. It should be noted that this is the only slide of the presentation that actually discusses about producing video games, rather than discussing Christian's tedious life.
* Chris attributes the ''extremely'' common expression "but I digress" to Blathers from ''[[Animal Crossing]]'', and uses it to justify his own rambling.
* Chris argues that Nintendo will save money on voice acting, since he would portray both himself and Sonichu while [[PandaHalo]] would play [[Rosechu]].
* He gives his [[PlayStation Network]] ID number in the presentation, just in case the Senior Managing Director of Nintendo ever feels like playing ''Resistance: Fall of Man'' with Chris.

==Text of the slides==
The text from the slides is presented here exactly as it is in the slideshow, save for added wikilinks. All the following spelling errors belong to Chris.

===Sonichu's Beginings===
*What started as an idea for a [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|CD Cover]] for a Computer Graphics Project, eventually would grow and grow and grow into his own individual Character with Stories and more friends and enemies along the way.
*On the fateful day on [[2000#March|March 17, 2000]], I wanted to feature on my Favorite Hits CD Cover life-long hero, [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], and cute newer character, Pikachu, but Copyrighted Characters were prohibited from the project.
*So, in my mind, I pondered and pondered when it hit me visually; Sonic and Pikachu combined.
*As for his name, while rumored to be a combination of “Sonic” and “Pikachu”, that was NOT the case; I originally played the name from Sonic’s Japanese name, “Soniku”.
*The Very First thing I drew up of Sonichu, BEFORE the CD Cover, was a Private, Never-Played homemade Pokemon Trading Card on that Very Same Day. I made a bunch of homemade cards, ONLY FOR my own Personal Fun.
*And over the years since 2000 to today, he grew better with my own Hand-Drawing Style.
*Granted it IS a [[Parody]] of Sonic the Hedgehog, the Origin Story of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] started from the attack of Chaos, from “Sonic Adventure” (Sega Dreamcast/Nintendo Gamecube), but the Concept of this OUTSIDE EVOLUTION is one I’ve thought up, and decided to go for it as the Origin Story.
*And when you think about it, it is an Untold Chapter of one story, so it is additional, yet not a major plot change.

===Enter Rosechu; Sonichu’s Sweetheart===
*Before my First Hand-Drawn Page of the #0 Comic Book on [[2004#November|November 24, 2004]], I continued to create more Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon for the world of Sonichu. Less than one year after Sonichu, I drew up Rosechu.
*Yet another parody in comparison to [[Amy Rose]], Rosechu evolved from a Female Raichu that fateful day.
*MAJOR Differences between Amy and Rosie; Amy never had spikes on her back, the clothes are Different; Rosie’s Headband is White, not Red, and Rosechu has a modern girl kinda attitude, and lucky for her, Sonichu RARELY runs away from her charms. :) And, of course, she has her Electric-Type Attacks to boot.
*Rosechu is a gal who won’t take any abuse from a foe lying down; she is a Warrior at Heart, standing up for [[Women's_Rights| Women’s Rights]].

===Evolutions for the Original Sonichu and Rosechu.===
*For the idea I had for a possible Pokemon Game Title, Pokemon, Lightning Version (Featuring Sonichu. I have the idea for the story beginning in my head), I have created Babies for ALL the Sonichus and Rosechus (minus Blake) and Evolutions (For Original Sonichu and Rosechu ONLY).

''(What follows the above are some drawings of [[Sonee]], [[Rosee]], [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], [[Metonic]], and [[Vamprosa]]. Also shown is the evolutionary line of Sonichu and Rosechu.)''

===Black Sonichu, AKA Blake===
*Blake is easily explainable as the Clone of Sonichu’s DNA, with an accidental dose of Cherry Cola (to change the pigment from yellow and brown to black and red).
*Under the “Poke Ball” of Naitsirhc, Adopted son of Giovanni, Team Rocket Leader, [[Blake]] followed the commands of his “Creators”, until Naitsirhc would later transform into [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]]; The Complete [[Homos|Opposite]] Twin of Christian Weston Chandler.
*After having fled from Team Rocket’s Control, Blake sought refuge and shelter with his Bubbly Sweetheart, Bubbles Rosechu. Which proves the fact that there is likely more than meets the eye in some who appear to be a bad guy at first.

===The Chaotic Combo===
*And after Black Sonichu’s Creation, I continued with 5 more Electric-Hedgehogs that came from the Chaos Emeralds’ Power from Sonichu’s Fateful Origin.
*[[Wild Sonichu]] – Grass/Electric Type -Chlorophyll
*[[Bubbles Rosechu]] – Water/Electric Type -Volt Asorb
*[[Angelica|Angelica Rosechu]] – Flying/Electric Type -Serene Grace
*[[Punchy Sonichu]] – Fighting/Electric Type -Limber
*[[Magi-Chan|Magi-Chan Sonichu]] – Psychic/Electric Type -Synchronize

===Slide #8===
And with every thought that randomly popped up in my imagination, I was very likely to create a new character, or even given one from a fan among my Growing to Currently MASSIVE Fanbase.

''(This slide contains a veritable assload of drawings, including but not limited to drawings of [[Simonla]], [[Jiggliami]], [[Bionic]], [[Megagi La Skunk]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], [[jerkop]]s, [[Magi-Chan]], [[Patti-Chan]], and [[Zapina]].)''

===Slide #9===
In any case, it all happened IN and AROUND the City of [[Cwcville]], [[Virginia]]; A Grand Community of men, women and children living at peace day by day, and hard at work. A Plus for the City is that it is [[Tobacky|SMOKE-FREE]] and [[Alcohol|NON_ALCOHOLIC]]. At one end of the city is the [[Cwcville Shopping Center]], featuring many favorited stores, as well as My [[CWCville Mayoral Office|Mayoral Office]] above the Front Main Enterance. Followed by the Residential Area of Houses and a few Playgrounds, then the Metropolis where the Major Business go to work in the tall skyscrapers. It also has a beach, leading to the ocean, a big forest and mountainous regions with a dormant volcano or two.

''(This slide has another assload of drawings - they show a mountain, a mall, a house, and a lot of the Sonichu cast.)''

===Christian Weston Chandler – My role in the Comics===
Like most artists, I let myself get into my work. Story-Wise, while IN REAL LIFE, I’ve been in my Search for a woman to become my True [[Sweetheart From the Ground-Up]], starting with simple friendship, I am also the Mayor of Cwcville; I deal with my Mayoral duties over Wi-Fi with my Nintendo DS.

I came up the name of Cwcville LONG AGO starting from my City I built and grew bigger over the years of Lego Bricks, Pieces and People. I also later came up with the Radio Station, [[KCWC|K.C.W.C.]] when I recorded a couple of Radio Shows for fun onto audio cassette tapes.

In Real Life, I also created a number of Websites, starting with my PokeSite. I had Taken TWO HTML classes, so I know the Raw on Notepad, as well as the Netscape Composer HTML Processor.

After creating Sonichu, I featured him on The PokeSite, then I later decided to Make the Sonichu Site as a Spin-Off from The PokeSite.

Then eventually, the Sonichu & Rosechu [[True and Loyal Fanbase|Fanbase]] GREW, and with the True, Good Fans, came the Jealous, Dark Trolls/Internet Bullies. I was hacked a number of times Before. And unfortunately, the Sonichu Site Is temporarily down, but as soon as I get Some more money, I’m going to open up A NEW account with either Tripod, or a Different Website-Hosting site, with a new E-mail address I have kept secret from most anyone; I’ve informed my family.

===Transformation! Chris Chan Sonichu!===

*Story-wise, as described in my “[[Anchuant Prophecy]]”, I would take pen in hand, create an electric hedgehog, then take the Sonichu Medallion to enclose the Darkest Evil.
*Real-Life, I have crafted the Original [[Medallion of Fail|Sonichu Medallion]] from Crayola Model Magic Clay, Acrylic Paints, Keyrings, Super-Glue and Necklace, and it does not grant me any powers.
*In the Comic with my Medal, I can perform any single attack of any of my Electric-Hegehog Pokemon at will.
*And mainly, Sailor Moon-Style, I transform into…
*Chris Chan Sonichu!
**Soldier of Love and [[Honesty]]
*In this form, I can execute my own personal selection of attacks as a Normal/Electric Type with Keen Eye Ability, including Mach Punch, Thunderbolt, Hyper Beam.
*As well as in Both Human and Sonichu form, I am the only being who can execute the Special Attack that inflicts Bad Luck and Extreme Misfortune, with some damage, to the Foe; [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Shin-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha!]]
*This ''(referring to the cover of Sonichu #10 drawn by [[PandaHalo]])'' is a Fantastic rendition of Chris Chan Sonichu from my Sweetheart and Partner, Sarah Cassandra McKenzie.

===And Now, the Gaming Proposition.===

*Let me preface this subject with a spot of history between me and Nintendo.
*[[Niggos|I HAD A DREAM!]] Around June, 1997, I had a dream of Sonic the Hedgehog on Game Boy (Original). I wrote a letter to N.O.A. suggesting to work with SEGA on a Game Boy Sonic title; basically said [[Slow-in-the-minds|I had rocks in my head]]. YET now look in 2001; Sonic Advance on GAME BOY Advance. [[Dreams|I pretty much foretold that outcome]].
*Then in Volume 179, [[2004#May|May, 2004]] issue of Nintendo Power Magazine, which I had been a Long-Time Subscriber; the November Before, I had videotaped a Voiced-Over Documentary of my “Sonichu” in Cwcville in [[Animal Crossing]] on Nintendo Gamecube. I got full Credit on that documentary, “Special Thanks to Christian from Virginia for his Sonichu Documentary”.
*Soon after, I was featured in [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]’s Newsletter, “The Forum” for being featured in Nintendo Power for my Sonichu and Cwcville.
*Also, I had later submitted a letter with high regards to the DS game, Sprung, in reference to a momentary progress at the time.
*Now, we can talk a bit about my current ideas for Sonichu’s start in the Video Game World. Should we get [[Random-access humor|“Ten Feet Off the Ground”]] on the whole thing, you may use this Cover for the following N.P. Issue that would soon follow.

===My Game Title Ideas===

*Before or during the drawing of the #0 Comic Book, I came up with a few starter-type ideas for Video Games around Sonichu and Rosechu.
*Firstly, as featured on the first 8 Previously Uploaded Comic Books, I came up with the Sonichu’s Adventure on Nintendo Gamecube (Subject for Upgrade to Wii, and maybe go multi-console). Miyamoto San has a copy of my introductory details for Sonichu’s Adventure.
*Then along came a Game Boy Advance Version of Sonichu’s Adventure, and ONLY ON GBA, Pokemon Lightning Version (Both GBA titles subject to upgrade to Nintendo DS).
*And then much later, [[Christian Weston Chandler’s Adult Chronicles]], which I would definitely want to go Multi-Console (and NEVER on [[Hex Bawx|XBox]]). This one would basically be me going through my ordeals, with Sonichu, Rosechu and the rest of the Electric-Hedgehogs tagging along (like in Shadow the Hedgehog). I would be able to transform into Chris Chan Sonichu in this game.

===Off to a Zappingly Great Start.===
As of January 18, 2009, Takashi Tezuka took it upon himself, and with a most Appreciated Inquiry for my Approval, as the Original Creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the World of Cwcville, to create a Sonichu and a Rosechu Villager for Animal Crossing City Folk (Now, we’ll be likely to be Zippin’ along “Sonichu Crossing”; Mind the Traffic).

As a fan of Animal Crossing since the Gamecube title (could have released a US version of the Nintendo 64 title, as well as the Animal Crossing Movie).

I often like to quote Blathers after going on and on with the expression, “But I digress”, so thank you all for teaching me that expression.

===Sonichu, Rosechu and Cwcville; Nintendo will Be PROFITTING BIG from my [[True and Loyal Fanbase|Well-Grown Fanbase]]!===
*I personally give good word of mouth of Nintendo Systems and Games, INCLUDED in references in my Comic Book Series.
*Sonichu and Rosechu on Animal Crossing City Folk will Greatly Raise Sales of Wii Consoles, Animal Crossing City Folk game discs and the WiiSpeak too!
*Also, with me starring in the games as the voices of Both Myself and the Original Sonichu, and my Sweetheart, Sarah, as Rosechu, that will be three LESS voice actors to hire.
*With this Great Start in Profits from the Electric-Hedgehogs that started humbly from the mind of a well-rounded, church-going, high-functioning autistic-recovered Individual, Nintendo will see Good Profits in the time frame of the games’ releases.
*Sonichu! GO!

===Slide #17===
Thank you very much for your time, and I look forward to working with each of you all in Person very soon on the Sonichu Alpha Project.

''(Dox and a photo of a vacant-looking Chris wearing his [[medallion]].)''

==Reaction from Nintendo==

Upon receiving the Sonichu Chronicles, Reggie Fils-Aimé was outraged that one of the first images in the presentation showed an upskirt view of Rosechu, allowing the viewer to see her cameltoe. Fils-Aimé immediately canceled the project, noting that Nintendo is in the business of producing all-ages software. Christian blew this issue out of proportion somehow concluding that Fils-Aimé was objecting to nudity and heterosexual romance, and from there deciding that Fils-Aimé is a chain-smoking, alcoholic homosexual prude.
==See also==
*[[Sonichu Powerpoint]]
*[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]
*''[[Sonichu Advance]]''

==External links==

*<s>[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?ttzmaizwfix Download The Sonichu Chronicles ]</s> (Missing file, please re-upload of you have the file)

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Sonichu (game)

2016-02-17T00:47:14Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu: /* Sonichu Adventure */

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[[Image:Sonichu on Game Boy Advance.jpg|thumb|It was supposed to come out on GBA. Guess what? For some reason, it didn't. Also notice the spelling mistake in 'Advance' that was poorly corrected. [[Honor roll]], [[Audiobooks|my ass]].]]

The prospect of creating an official '''''Sonichu''''' video game is one of Chris's long-lasting [[Chris and reality|delusions]]. Being the total fucktard he is, he wants [[Nintendo]] and [[Sega]] (and possibly [[Sony]]) to team up and create this game starring his [[Sonichu|shitty excuse for a character]]. But, as in many other areas, Chris is not very loyal to anyone, and, because of this, he is almost as easily tricked by [[trolls]] pretending to be game developers as he is by trolls pretending to be girls.

== Chris's game proposals ==
[[Image:AdultChroniclesAd.jpg|thumb|To encourage a developer to pick up the game, Chris made his own ad to decrease production costs.]]
Unfortunately for people who want to make sense of the whole mess, Chris is extremely vague about what he envisions his ideal games to be. He seems to come up with different game ideas and names, without really bothering to make them too different from each other. The game ideas seem to come and go based on the systems Chris has owned and used at the time, and he seems to be perfectly willing to let the [[trolls|game designers]] take full charge of every aspect of naming and design these games, as long as his vague parameters are followed.

Chris has been very quiet about any sort of a concrete plans for what the games should be like gameplay-wise, and has only stated what characters he envisions the games should have, what sort of "adventures" he envisions them having, and how those characters could possibly tie into level designs. According to the [[Chris dispels videogame rumors|13 September 2009 video]], Chris only has the "story arcs" of the games in his head and on paper:

{{quote|I got so many more story arcs in there [[Transformers|than meets the eye]], yes- I mean multiple character switches and I have all the story plots, I'm- I have all the story plots in my head, and ON PAPER. On paper. Including like, you know, "Hey, whatever happened to [[Wild Sonichu]]'s scyther father?" He gets kidnapped a long time ago. You know? He gets kidnapped. And then [[Sonichu]] actually- and then Wild Sonichu actually goes and find him. And [[Bubbles]] is on her way to an amusement park. W-, uh... [[Angelica]] goes and defend her new church. [[Punchy]] is out for a new challenge, and [[Magi-chan]], [[Homos|I'm not sure about him yet]]. And [[Sonichu]] is out for- is out to- he's accept- he's accepted the challenge from [[Metal Sonichu]].|Chris, explaining concepts but not details.}}

Chris hasn't, however, stated some ''very basic'' gameplay details, such as the supposed ''genres'' of the games; ''[[Pokémon: Lightning Version]]'' is easy to figure out, but the rest are anyone's guess. He is possibly picturing the games as some sort of a continuation of the 3D Sonic game series, with Chris scoffing at the idea of the games being in 2D (and offering no information beyond that). All this is highly alarming, because even the most clueless fangame designers can usually get ''this'' much done. Chris spends much more time pitching the game idea itself and considering his personal involvement with the project (making advertisements, and offering to act as a voice actor) than he does on thinking about the actual ''gameplay''.

Ironically, Chris's dream of a Sonichu game, at least based on [[Miyamoto saga]] is that his Sonichu game isn't even really about Sonichu but rather pushing for ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'', where Sonichu and Rosechu are minor characters with the main focus on Chris [[Autism|struggling to adjust to adult life]].

The Sonichu game was planned to be released on all consoles except the [[HEXBox|HEXBox 360]], due to Chris's pathological Sony-fanboyism and/or his unwillingness to spend his [[monthly tugboat]] on an online connection rather than games. Chris is also hoping the games to be developed on both PlayStation 2 and PlayStation 3, in spite of the fact that PlayStation 2 has been put on the back-burner as far as most developers are concerned.

=== Why all this is futile ===
{{main|Chris and the industry}}

Plain and simple, none of the media companies want unsolicited ideas from the public. There are several reasons for this. While companies do market research and figure out whether the time is ripe for games, they rarely take direct input from gamers on what kind of games they should publish. There are time constraints; a publisher would need to deal with a huge volume of ideas, all of which would need all due consideration. There are legal constraints; if a company rejects the idea, they have to agree to never implement a similar idea even if they came up with it on their own, or the dejected fan might sue them for idea theft. Ideas also take considerable time and energy to be actually implemented. Finally, Chris is in no position to make demands to Nintendo and Sega, since it is, ultimately, ''they'' who hold the copyrights to Pikachu and Sonic.

==Games proposed==
===Sonichu Adventure===
''Sonichu Adventure'' was a game [[Chris]] planned to release for the [[Nintendo|Nintendo GameCube and Game Boy Advance]] systems before deciding that [[Ego|he]] was a far more interesting topic for a game, and diverted his attention towards ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]''.

The game is a blatant rip-off of ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]]'', as evidenced by the title and its release for the GameCube (''Sonic Adventure'' was originally released exclusively for the [[Wikipedia:Sega Dreamcast|Sega Dreamcast]], but was later re-released for the GameCube).

''Sonichu Adventure'' was one of the ads in the [[Sonichu 0|first issue]] of [[Sonichu (comic)|the ''Sonichu'' comic]]. In true Chris style, the design of the game never went beyond a mocked-up bit of boxart and a ''[[Nintendo Power]]'' magazine cover that displayed the depths of Chris's awesome talent.

In early promotional materials, it was titled "Sonichu's Adventure", but the "'s" was dropped in the final box art and images in-game. Details about the game are elaborated in the [[hand-drawn Nintendo Power|hand-drawn ''Nintendo Power'']].

Chris's basic statements about the game in the video ''[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]'' indicate that the game would have had branching single player story paths, each following different characters. [[Wild Sonichu]] would be questing to find his lost father, [[Bubbles]] does some stupid bullshit at an amusement park, [[Angelica]] has to defend her new church against some unnamed enemy, [[Punchy]] goes out looking for a new challenge (whatever that means), and [[Sonichu]] accepts some kind of challenge from [[Metal Sonichu]]. Chris also says that [[Magi-Chan]] would have been involved in some way as well, but Chris never thought of an idea for what he could do.

===Sonichu Advance===
''Sonichu Advance'' was Chris's proposed Sonichu game for the Game Boy Advance. The title indicates that it would have probably been a ripoff of the ''Sonic Advance'' series, which are GBA installments of Sega Genesis-style [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] games with sprites updated to the ''Sonic Adventure'' art-style, and other graphical improvements.

Sonichu Advance first featured in an advertisement in [[Sonichu 0|Sonichu #0]]. It also appeared on Chris's second [[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine]] cover, as featured in his [[The Sonichu Chronicles|Sonichu Chronicles]] PowerPoint presentation for Nintendo.

===Pokémon: Lightning Version===
''Pokémon: Lightning Version'' was a [[Pokémon]] game for the Game Boy Advance that Chris planned on releasing, possibly at the same time as ''Sonichu Advance''. Not much is known about this game, as Chris said very little about it, even in advertisements, other than implying you would get to "catch" Sonichus at some point. Chris merely stated that " I have the idea for the story beginning in my head" and that it would feature "Babies for ALL the Sonichus and Rosechus (minus Blake) and Evolutions (For Original Sonichu and Rosechu ONLY)."<ref>[[The_Sonichu_Chronicles]]</ref>

===Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles===
{{main|Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles}}

''Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles'' is Chris's extremely dumb and [[Chris and his Ego|narcissistic]] [[video game]] idea where one plays Chris trying to fight [[Jerkops]] to find a true [[sweetheart]] and kill [[Mary Lee Walsh]], with [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] as useless, but determined, sidekicks. There is no available information on the genre or mechanics of the game.

Originally, Chris was determined to see Sonichu made into a game, but based on his interactions during [[Miyamoto Saga]] and in ''[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]'', Chris seems more determined to make his own game all about him and his failure to adjust to adult life.

=== DLC ===
Chris had also intended to release DLC for certain games related to Sonichu.

*In ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' ad, Chris promised CWC and Sonichu-related content for ''[[Soul Calibur|Soul Calibur IV]]''.

*Over the [[Miyamoto Saga]], the trolls convinced Chris that ''[[Animal Crossing|Animal Crossing: City Folk]]'' would get Sonichu and Rosechu as villagers.

== Chris's plea to his fans ==
In mid-[[2008]], trying to cash in on what he believed to be a massive [[TRUE and LOYAL fanbase|fanbase]] (in actuality, [[trolls]] pretending to be fans), Chris implored his fans to be his personal army and beg Nintendo, Sega and Sony to make his game (because they'd probably stopped responding to Chris even with form letters).

{{quotebox|With the Sonichu Fanbase growing wildly with lots of energtic Hype, I am ready to take Sonichu and my world of [[Cwcville]] back to Nintendo of America and SEGA of America. And upon the unity in business between Nintendo, the company who provided me with my second gaming system, the Game Boy, after my very first Commodore 64 computer, SEGA, the company who introduced Sonic the Hedgehog as not only my Life-Long Hero, after [[the American Rabbit]], but as the True Role Model Icon I am proud to have learned some of my attitudes and beliefs from since [[1991]], and myself, Christian Weston Chandler, we will make Sonichu and Rosechu and their world being more Real than I was able to make them by myself with pen and markers in hand, and a vasly-knowledgeable imagination

You won't be able to truly say you've "Caught Them All", until you've caught the Original Sonichu and Rosechu in a CWC Approved Nintendo/Sega Pok'emon Lightning Version on GBA and DS to catch a great share of the other currently avilable Four Hundred and Ninty-Three Pok'emon.

Think you know the ins and outs of Sonichu and Rosechu, wait until Season Two of [[Sonichu (comic)|the Comic Book Series]], likely to start within the year 2009. I will withdraw myself from being as intrusive in the series as I have been so far; I've been selfish, and I'm tired of drawing myself so much. See how I take my leave of Cwcville in the Season Finale, to hopefully be uploaded and on the Sonichu Site 4th Quarter, [[2008]] or 1st Quarter, [[2009]]

And because I've been hogging the spotlight, you don't know Sonichu and Rosechu as you properly should. In the first CWC Approved Release of the "[[Sonichu Adventure|Sonichu's Adventure]]" video game, with Nintendo and SEGA's help, on Nintendo Wii (although it was intended originally for GameCube), with compatibility with the Wii Classic Controler as well as GameCube Contoller, with rumble functionality hopefully. Sonichu is more than Lightning and Lightning-Speed, and Rosechu is more than delightful Bolts and Heart-Felt for Sonichu. Play on, as they rescue each other from the darkest evil that has manifested itself within some recycled nuts and bolts on [[the Moon]]. And what a storyline it will have, based mostly from the comics with the duo and the [[Chaotic Combo]] as well.

And I HAVE the idea for the Video Game for myself, if I can swing that with SEGA as well, an epic tale of my tragic Adult Life straight from my tortured heart and soul. I will bring the pain to the [[Jerkops]], I will kick [[Mary Lee Walsh]] into her cauldron to burn, as well as the other villians. And I will have support from [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|my Electric-Hedgehogs]], [[Barb|my mother]] and [[Bob|father,]] my Closest [[Gal-Pals]] who I've grown to love; [[Megan|Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]] to name a couple, sparingly in the game. And I will square-off in the TRULY SELF-EPIC Battle between me, and [[Reldnahc|my Dark Half]]. I plan to have THIS GAME ALONE go Multi-Console between Nintendo Wii, Playstation 2 and Playstation 3 (with downloadable content); screw the [[Xbox|HEX-Box]].

And All This CAN come to Fruition... with YOUR HELP!

The populace of Sonichu, Rosechu and Christian Chandler fans. All I ask for in minimum, is to contact Nintendo of America AND SEGA of America by way of POSTING in their respective FORUMS, sending them E-Mails, and, HIGHLY Recommended, Hand-Written Letters to BOTH Companies, that You Want Sonichu, and that they should get in touch with me, Christian Weston Chandler, via Telephone, Snail-Mail, or In Person; I will NOT accept E-Mail, because apparently [[Miyamoto Saga|THAT CAN be Faked]].. Both Companies have my information in their computers, as I have written to them a number of times in my lifetime.

Who do you want to catch?

[[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]!

Who's the Underdog Director you've grown to know?

[[Christian Weston Chandler]]!

When Do You Want Nintendo and SEGA to Talk to Me to EVOLVE Sonichu and Rosechu more Realistically?

NOW!!!}}

== Game production attempts ==
=== JK Productions (August 2008) ===
{{main|JK Productions}}

In [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008]] Chris described what he envisioned for the upcoming [[Sonichu]] game being developed by [[JK Productions]]. Chris also set up a (now deleted) blog dedicated solely to the game development. JK Productions later turned out to be trolls and cut off all ties with Chris. Chris went back to harassing Nintendo executives shortly afterwards.

=== Miyamoto Saga (January 2009) ===
{{main|Miyamoto Saga}}

In the beginning of [[2009]], Chris thought he was in talks with Nintendo about releasing the game on the Sony platforms, exchanging several emails with trolls posing as [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], [[Takashi Tezuka]] and [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] among others. He was of course being trolled, as part of an elaborate scheme set up by his future arch-nemesis, [[Clyde Cash]].

Of particular interest here, (from the game design point of view, as well as deciphering Chris's intentions), was [[The Sonichu Chronicles|the PowerPoint presentation]] he made for Nintendo. Yet, even ''this'' presentation will disappoint most people greatly: ''one'' slide that maybe even dares to mention the topic of the discussion at hand - to wit, the Sonichu games, and all the rest about [[Sonichu (comic)|his comic]] and [[Chris and his Ego|Chris himself]].

=== Chris's own game development projects (November 2008) ===
{{main|LittleBigPlanet}}

Being a level designer game, Chris quickly became obsessed with LBP in later [[2008]], as it allowed him to finally live out his dream of creating the Sonichu video game he had always wanted. He created two or three sub-par levels based around Sonichu and then forgot about that idea completely, instead making levels about the [[PS3 History Level|PS3 itself]], [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler|his then current sweetheart]] and later, [[The Wallflower|owls]]. Thus even Chris gave up on making a Sonichu game, content with his single unplayable Sonichu level and Sonichu themed sackboy costume.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Sonichu_Adventure_for_Gamecube.jpg|The E rating is surprising, considering all the ''ahem''- [[Rule 34|romance]].
Image:Sonichu_on_Game_Boy_Advance.jpg|''Sonichu Advance'' and ''Pokémon: Lightning Version'' adverts in [[Sonichu 0|Sonichu #0]].
Image:002-CWCsSonichuBook.jpg|[[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine]] cover, showcasing Sonichu Adventure and Sonichu Advance.
Image:038-CWCsNP35.jpg|Moar on Sonichu Adventure.
Image:CWConPS3.jpg|Adult Chronicles cover on PS3.
Image:CWConPS2.jpg|Adult Chronicles cover on PS2.
Image:CWConWii.jpg|Adult Chronicles cover on Wii.
Image:CWConHEXBAWX.jpg|Adult Chronicles cover on [[Hex-Box]].
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
*[[JK Productions]]
*[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]
*[[EX-CWC]]
*[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]]
*[[LittleBigPlanet]]

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Weens

2016-02-17T00:34:35Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu: /* There are much better targets than Chris */

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{{quote|Are you 6-years-old or somethin'?|[[Bob Chandler]] outsmarting a ween attempting to [[prank call]] Chris.}}

Rounding out the unholy trinity of [[white knights]] and [[A-Log]]s, '''weens''' are several times as annoying as the previous two combined. Both a corruption of the phrase "epic win" and a reference to [[wikipedia:Ween|the experimental rock band]], weens are wannabe [[trolls]] who attempt to recreate the success of prominent trolls, but generally just embarrass themselves due to their lack of originality and wit. In other words, they're the hyperactive preteen cargo-cultists who annoy the ''shit'' out of non-weens with their [[Chris and art|complete lack of talent]] [[Random-access humor|and insular sense of humor]].

Think we're exaggerating? Maybe a failed prank call will help get the point across.
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==What Weening Consists Of==
[[Image:epicweentrolling1.jpg|thumb|THIS IS WHAT WEENS ACTUALLY BELIEVE.]]
[[Image:Furniggersmustdie.jpg|thumb|Typical ween art.]]

* Elaborate trolling plans.
* Prank calls to Chris's house and/or cellphone. Double dumbass points if it's just to yell "[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAAAY, JULAAAAAAY!]]" or "[[Ian Brandon Anderson|IAN BRANDON ANDERSON]]/[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|SOMETHING]]!" into the phone.
* A-Logging. While not all weens are A-Logs and vice versa, the two often overlap. A-Log himself was as much of a ween as your average A-Log, what with his terminally unfunny "commentaries" on Chris.
* [[Facebook]] stalking that goes ''far'' beyond merely checking up on what he's doing and adding it to a month-of-the-year page.
* Spamming Chris's [[Facebook|Face]][[Brassieres For Males|book]] [[Keep Sonic Original|pag]][[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|es]] with random pictures of [[Sonic]]'s redesign in ''[[Sonic Boom]]''.
* Scathing e-mails or letters.
* Attempting to contact people who once interacted with Chris but have since cut off all ties with him ([[Megan]], [[Cole]], [[the Wallflower]], etc.) and drag them back into the spotlight.
* Terrible fanfiction that "wittily" deconstructs ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' as a saccharine dystopia. Sorry folks, but ''[[Asperchu]]'' and ''[[Sonichu the animated series|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]'' already did it; it's time to move on.
* Terrible fanfiction and fanart that focuses solely on murdering [[Sonichu]] characters, as seen in the picture below-right. Double dumbass points if focusing predominantly on the slaughter of [[Sonees and Roseys]].
* Terrible fanart of ''Sonichu'' that attempts to be wittily macabre by making it even more [[Chris and art|grotesque]], [[Episode 21|gory]], or [[Episode 17|perverse]] than it already was.
* Spouting tired old Chris memes in places where Christorians lurk, or even in places where most of the members don't even know about Chris. Either way, it's very annoying.
* Making frivolous or exaggerated claims of Chris's misconduct in feedback on sites like [[eBay]] or [[YouTube]].
* Spoiling Chris's legitimate attempts at participating in [[Chris and contests|contests]] or e-commerce.
* Making [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y87AvTrK9Dc terrible rap songs] about Chris. Double dumbass points for making excuses like it being a demo, claiming you had a sore throat that day, or both.
* Any kind of trolling plan, really. But especially...
* ...breaking the [[law]] in pursuit of [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]], such as vandalizing Chris's [[14 Branchland Court|property]], illegally recording telephone conversations, stalking him or his mother, or [[Death threats|threatening him]] with violence or even death. We shouldn't have to say it, but for fuck's sake, '''DON'T DO THIS.'''

==Why you should avoid weening==
[[Image:REALChrisChanAndFriends.jpg|thumb|[[The Miscreants]], grateful to get away from all of the weens leeching off their hard work.]]

Now, we know what you're thinking. You're not one of those try-hard [[BlueSpike|13-year old boys]] who still think that screaming "'''JULAAAAAY!!!'''" at Chris is the height of wit. You've come up with a great plan to really get under Chris's skin, bring back the good old days and all that shit. While you ''may'' in fact be that guy, 99.9% of the time, you should just shitcan your trolling plans and move on with your life.

Why, you ask?

===There are much better targets than Chris===
If you're willing to put that much effort into trolling Chris, why not use that effort to choose a better victim? As much as the CWCki examines and discusses [[Tomgirl|his]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|numerous]] [[Semen|odd]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|behaviors]] and [[Chris and his Ego|per]][[Chris and reality|son]][[Chris and hypocrisy|ali]][[Chris and Remorse|ty]] [[Chris and anger|fla]][[Chris and race|ws]], Chris doesn't even come ''close'' to the bottom of the barrel of internet scumbags. [[CWCville|Neo-nazis]], [[white knight|social justice warriors]], [[Blanca Weiss|abusive lovers]] and [[Barb|parents]], [[Joshua Martinez|scam artists]], [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|hate groups]], [[pedofork|pedophiles]], [[Allison Amber|corrupt politicians]] and [[4-cent_garbage.com|corporations]], [[Chris and religion|religious zealots]], [[Chris and sex#Bestiality|zoophiles]], [[Computer|malware writers]], [[JuggaloShoutOut|gang]] [[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise|members]], and many other assorted shitbirds are much more deserving of concentrated trolling than Chris will ever be.

Even if you don't give a shit about who the trollbait is as long as you get Laughs Under Lucricities, the Chris of today just isn't as amenable to trolling as he used to be (discussed in further detail below). The amount of effort you would need to put into piercing his layers of white knights and paranoia would be staggering to say the least. And even if you do manage to bypass these obstacles, ''what is there left to do to him?'' Anything amusing about him has already been extracted from years of trolling and information gathering, except perhaps the odd [[CWC-ism]] he occasionally makes up, and other shit he does on his own initiative (also discussed further below). All that is left of him at this point is a withered husk of a lolcow; as much as you may try to milk it, you'll be hard-pressed not to only get some cobwebs and dust in return. With that in mind, you may as well just spend your time on another lolcow similar to Chris who hasn't been inured to years of deceit yet.

For most aspiring trolls, the only reason to pick Chris over any other Internet jackass is because he's relatively well-known even today, and you have a ready-made audience available to appreciate your efforts. But that's just you being lazy, not some trolling mastermind.

===The best trolls are chosen by fate===
With a couple of exceptions, the greatest trolls didn't even mean to get into professional trolling. [[BlueSpike]] never intended to create the [[Julie]] character; he just rolled with it when Chris assumed he was a girl because of his voice. [[Clyde Cash]] was an emergent meme and later a collective identity that spread from Chris [[Ryan Cash|jerking around his fanbase]]. [[Liquid Chris]] started out as a YouTube nobody who had a YouTube celebrity as a brother; then, he discovered he was surprisingly good at Chris impressions, and was eventually noticed by Chris himself out of the blue. [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] thought that he was making a page on a run-of-the-mill lolcow and had no idea of the clusterfuck he was about to create. [[Ivy]] only asked him for a shout-out; she had no idea that Chris was going to [[Holding Out for a Hero|latch onto her so hard]].

Ask any of Chris's seasoned trolls, and they'll tell you meticulous trolling plans ''really'' don't work with Chris, because it's not always so easy to predict how he'll react to anything. On one hand, he completely shrugged off "Blanca"'s theft and destruction of the original medallions, yet on the other hand has [[Chris and anger|completely]] [[Death threats|overreacted]] to what could be considered quite [[Pickles|minor]] [[Homos|triggers]] in comparison. At most, people who troll Chris successfully just go in with a rough outline and let Chris fill in the details as they go. So quit with the elaborate planning, because it doesn't work and only makes you look obsessed; coincidentally, this is exactly what turned the trolls' attention to A-Log.

===The Chris of today is not (quite) as gullible as he used to be===
Granted, almost no one on Earth is as [[naïve]] as Chris was in 2007. However, Chris has gradually learned that when he's contacted by people claiming to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], [[Prank calls#Batman Call|Batman]], [[Vanessa Hudgens]], someone from his past, or [[Savannah Chandler|even his own relatives]], chances are he's just being trolled. In fact, the naivety of the younger Chris has been swapped for an extreme paranoia and distrust of anyone who tries to contact him, to the extent where he's even turned down legitimate attempts to get in touch by people he actually knew at [[high school]] or [[college]]. This hasn't been helped by weens--according to [[Seinor prom|senior]] trolls, Chris was once contacted by ''10 people'' claiming to be Megan at the same time.

Needless to say, he no longer responds to any random dork who contacts him, meaning that most trolling plans nowadays will simply fail to get off the ground.

===Your idea is probably not original===
Whatever it is, it's probably been done before, and most likely better. It's pretty much impossible to top getting Chris to believe that the [[Miyamoto emails|President of Nintendo]] was interested in his work, or that there was a DANG, DIRTY IMPOSTER whom everyone else thought was the ''real'' Chris and stealing his richly deserved fame. By and large, most modern trolling plans tend to be some minor variation on something that's already been done, like ''"what if we got his [[high school ring]]?"'' or ''"what if we got him to see another parody of his comic?"'' In short, you're wasting your time trying to rehash older trolling events, because we've all seen it before; more importantly, so has Chris, so he probably knows where you're going with it, too.

===Weenery discourages Chris from producing content===
Most of Chris's content came from a time when he believed he had lots of fans and everyone, barring a few trolls here and there, loved him. The constant stream of weenery over the years has made him think of himself as a victim who won't be able to do anything without being harassed. As a result, he's wised up and has become far more private, meaning barely any content for us.

It is also worth mentioning that Chris produces better content of his own accord, without any input from trolls or weens. Since his semi-retreat from the public eye after his father's death, Chris has been [[28 October 2011|prosecuted]] [[26 December 2014|twice]], concocted outlandish conspiracy theories centered on someone he hasn't spoken to for years, [[10 January 2014|accidentally set fire to his house]], swapped his [[Chris and fashion|already unappealing wardrobe]] for an [[Tomgirl Pictures|even worse one]], and eventually continued working on the previously-unfinished [[Sonichu #11]] again; all of this without any impetus from the trolls. Don't try and rush the master of [[Kick the Autistic|America's favorite game]].

===If you fail hard enough, you will become a target for trolls yourself===
Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto is ''the'' touchstone for trolling backfiring on the troll, and it's important to remember that he would never have attracted the attention of the internet if he had either simply toned down the vitriol, or at the very least reined himself in enough to make it less obvious that he was absolutely obsessed with Chris. It was thereafter a fairly obvious leap in intuition to assume that someone with that level of hysteria and monomania over someone they had never even met in real life would have had some skeletons in their own closet--and as it turns out, A-Log had more than a few. These included homemade yiff fanfiction featuring an exceptionally [[duck|well-endowed]] fox OC, a cache of disturbing cartoon pornography stashed [[Mass debating|for fetishistic reasons]], and a video where A-Log does an excruciatingly unfunny stand-up "comedy" bit, revolving almost entirely around attacking Chris and what the radio was playing at the time--before a crowd who, judging by their reaction, had never even heard of Chris.

By the same token, obsessive and excessive weenery is very likely to get you noticed by other trolls, who will in turn start trolling you because of that and anything else they notice about you, hoisting you on your own petard. In other words, it's akin to plugging in a big neon sign pointing the trolls straight to your collection of ''[[Dragon Ball Z|Goku]] x Anne Frank'' slash fiction and old ''Tiger Beat'' magazines with [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|boy bands]] mugging on the front.

===Even if you do succeed, you may regret it later===
Sometimes, trolls that somehow manage to succeed in extracting lulz from Chris end up getting more than they bargained for. Liquid Chris may have to spend a long time fending off accusations from people outside of the Chris-Chan bubble of tormenting an emotionally vulnerable autistic man for his own amusement. BlueSpike will turn 30 someday, and even then will still be thought of on the internet as the crazed, sadistic pervert who willingly listened to a [[slow-in-the-mind]] mass debate for hours on end and forced him to cram a broken [[CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC|clay]] medallion up his ass, all at the age of 13.

To add to the irony, people who didn't intentionally upset Chris are still getting unwanted attention from weens. Do you think [[Adam Stackhouse]] enjoys being inundated by various unwanted ''"you prevented Chris from raping Megan, congrats!"'' messages in his e-mail inbox? Or that [[Mary Lee Walsh]] appreciates seeing herself as a nubile anime blonde who exists solely to torment a [[virgin with rage]] every time she or her students uses Google? Or that [[Michael Snyder]] would like being constantly reminded by various weens of almost becoming the victim of vehicular homicide in misguided attempts to congratulate him? In all these cases, the answer is a big, fat '''NO'''.

===Chris is still the undisputed trolling champion===
Lest we think the current drought in content is because of a shortage of active trolls, consider that we would be having a ''windfall'' in content of unprecedented magnitude right now, had Chris not given up on making frequent videos. A lot has happened over the past 4 years, although you wouldn't know it from his near-invisible updates; Chris had another [[Catherine|girlfriend]] whom he eventually discovered was fake, was led to believe his [[gal-pals]] never liked him, threw away all of his [[eBay]] and commission money on [[Lego]] bricks and custom [[Amiibo]], eventually dumped eBay for [[Etsy]], [[Destruction of Chris's House|caused a house fire]] after brewing coffee in his bathroom at 2 in the morning, began what will probably be a [[Sonic Boom Protests|long crusade against]] [[Omar Woodley]] and the blue-armed bandit, and been arrested again as a result of it. And that's just the tip of the iceberg; if Chris still had his old enthusiasm for 24/7 content creation, we'd be utterly spoiled. While he eventually began making videos again in [[November 2015]], the staggering amount of missed opportunities still remains.

Honestly, most of the [[Saga|bullshit]] in his life has been [[Chris and anger|his]] [[Chris and his Ego|own]] [[Chris and hypocrisy|fault]]; even in the "golden age" of trolling, many Christorians' most fondly-remembered incidents had little or no active involvement from the trolls. Chris unexpectedly spilled the beans about his DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS during an IRC chat about a mostly unrelated subject. [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] came out of the seemingly innocuous act of him [[House tour|videotaping the inside of his house]] and putting it up on YouTube. The events of 28 October 2011 would likely have taken much longer to come to light if not for Chris himself posting pictures of Michael Snyder and various other details to this very wiki within hours of him getting home from jail. Chris's macing of a GameStop employee was provoked by a minor change to a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|cartoon hedgehog]]'s design that was done by professional video game designers unfettered by the vitriol they'd receive from obsessive fans like Chris; and as with the incident in 2011, several details of his misadventures at GameStop would've taken a lot longer to come to light, had he not posted his own mind-blowingly self-serving account of the incident on Facebook within days of being released on bail. And one can only imagine what on Earth possessed him to not only draw [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], but to post it online and [[Madman Rising|proudly proclaim]] that it depicted Megan, one of the few real friends he's ever had.

An old saying among Christorians applies here: "''[[Trolls#Chris_the_Troll|Nobody trolls Chris better than Chris]].''" In other words, even without active trolling, Chris is so good at turning his own life into a rolling disaster that not even the triumphant return of Clyde Cash could top how he's trolling himself. So just sit back, relax, and [[Main Page|enjoy the show]].

==See also==
* [[Trolls]] - Examples of doing it right.
* [[A-Logging]] - Examples of doing it wrong.
* [[Michael Snyder]] / [[Adam Stackhouse]] / [[Mary Lee Walsh]] - Examples of doing it by complete accident.

[[Category:Trolling]]

August 2015

2016-02-15T06:33:16Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu:

[[File:EbayBlakeB.JPG|thumb|200px|On '''12 August 2015''', the [[Blake]] [[Amiibo]] is announced.]]
[[File:OmegaconB.jpg|200px|thumb|On '''29 August 2015''', Chris attends [[OmegaCon]].]]

'''August''' was the eighth month of '''[[2015]]''', and did not see much activity. Starting off very quietly with no posts from Chris for over a week, Chris eventually announced that he would be selling [[Sonichu Amiibo|custom Amiibos]] for [[Blake]]. He ended the month by cosplaying at a convention, catching the attention of a few attendees.

==Events of August==
* 1 August - Chris announces on [[Facebook]] that twenty [[medallions]] will be listed on [[eBay]] as early as August third, and that custom medallions can be ordered.
* 11 August - Chris posts a picture of a postcard [[Cole Smithey]] sent to [[Barb|his mother]] in [[1994]]. He suggests that Cole should contact the rest of his family.
* 11 August - Chris posts a teaser of a new custom [[Amiibo]] on Facebook.
* 12 August - Chris lists Blake Sonichu Amiibo for sale on [[Ebay]].
* 15 August - Chris announces that all Blake Amiibo "have been leveled up," and are bundled with [[autographed photos]] of himself.
* 21 August - Chris posts advice for [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]] students, as well as a recruitment video for the University of Alabama.
* 21 August - Chris posts on Facebook that he's excited about the fact that non-blue-armed Sonic is appearing as an Amiibo in ''Super Mario Maker''.
* 22 August - Chris posts on Facebook that he is a "lipstick lesbian." This claim is debated by [[Kim Wilson]], much to Chris's annoyance.
* 24 August - Chris announces that he will bundle the six remaining Blake Amiibo with Sonichu medallions, and that he will be releasing a limited number of figures for another character in [[September 2015|September]].
* 26 August - Chris declares that it is the last chance to purchase the remaining five Sonichu Amiibo. He also claims that the funds are going towards an "opportunity" to draw more Sonichu comics.
* 29 August - Chris posts photos of himself on Facebook attending [[OmegaCon|OmegaCon2015]]. He cosplays as ''[[MLP|My Little Pony's]]'' Vinyl Scratch.

{{Timeline}}

Imaginary family

2016-02-15T06:33:06Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu:

:''This article is about Chris's stupid imaginary daughter. For Chris's stupid imaginary twin sister, see [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]].''

{{quote|As for where I see myself, I am uncertain career-wise, but [[Dreams|I HAVE A DREAM]]! And that dream is to find the woman to make my Sweetheart from honest, true friendship, make her my wife, and from us, have a daughter named Crystal Weston Chandler. I've had a number of dreams where I take care of and tend to the needs of my baby, Crystal. And from all those dreams, I knew they were God's wishes for my future.|Chris, presuming to know the wishes of GodBear<ref>[[Regina e-mails]]</ref>}}

[[Image:09-Crystal_Card.jpg|thumb|Crystal as a [[My Little Pony]] character]]
[[Image:CrystalWestonChandler.jpg|thumb|Artist's impression. This is probably also Chris's impression. It is also the impression that no one ever wants to see become a reality.]]
Around the age of [[2003|21]], [[Chris]] had multiple [[dreams]] in which [[GodJesus|God and Jesus]] told him to find a [[sweetheart]] to build [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|from the ground up]] to have his '''daughter Crystal''', named "after the illustrious metal"<ref>[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]</ref>, according to him. In a custom ''[[My Little Pony]]'' trading card, Chris depicts Crystal as a pony who traveled back in time to help her father - Chris - find a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. This is [[Things Chris has ripped off|completely ripped off]] from Chibiusa's entire premise in ''[[Sailor Moon]]'', and also Baby's premise from the ''[[Wikipedia:Super Monkey Ball|Super Monkey Ball]]'' games, although whether Chris knows about ripping this off as well remains to be seen.

Finding a woman who would birth Crystal has been a fairly consistent justification for Chris's [[Love Quest]]. At times he has seemed to be more [[Honest Content|honest]] in wanting a girlfriend so he can [[Chris and sex|get laid]] or prove he's straight. For example, when Julie expressed a desire to have a child, possibly with Chris, he was ambivalent, and seemed more interested in a threesome between Panda, Julie and himself.<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 3#2009-02-04]]</ref> Yet with new heartthrob Ivy, his fantasy of making a family was strong, and Chris was upset when Ivy said she didn't like the name Crystal, and demanded a say in their daughter's name.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref>

Likewise, in a dialogue with potential sweetheart [[Father Call|Kacey's dad]], Chris revealed that he had a "[[Chris and religion|prophetic]]" dream about Crystal when he was between the ages of seven and nine. He reiterated this later in the conversation, saying he was "definitely in elementary school," when he dreamed about giving birth to a daughter (in the dream he had an office job, which also [[Chris's resume|won't happen]]). "Give birth" slipped out, as in Chris would like to gestate a human female infant within his body (or perhaps [[Monty Python|in a box]]) and somehow deliver her into the world. While it's most likely that Chris just fucked up while talking due to [[stress]] and [[autism]], this could also be a Freudian slip suggesting that Chris has some [[Homos|gender]][[Pregnant_Act| identity]] [[tomgirl|issues]], which typically begin in childhood. It's also somewhat possible that he doesn't know that the mother is the only one who gives birth, seeing how he [[Chris and English|uses it in other contexts]].

After Kacey, [[Jackie]] was next in line as the vessel for which Chris' gift from God was to be bestowed. Crystal was featured in Lego form in the [[PlayingHouse]] video. Despite only being in preschool, she's advanced enough to keep a diary and look after her baby brother [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]].

==Chances of Actually Happening==

None. Prior to the [[Tomgirl Saga]], Chris's chances were extremely slim, but not impossible - it was at least possible for him to impregnate a woman, however unlikely that would have been owing to obesity's effect on fertility and rather more pressingly actually finding a willing female. However, [[May 2015 Facebook posts|with HRT in session]] Chris is destroying what fertility he once possessed, rendering the odds of actually conceiving a child 0%.

He's even gone as far as [[Open_Relationship_E-mails#Need_my_daughter|asking a friend]] to be the vessel which will allow Crystal to enter our world, but as addressed, he is no longer producing potent sperm.

==Name==

Her name is identical to that of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Chris's sister]] from the comics, leading to some confusion.

It is unclear which spelling he was projecting for his future daughter (although he used "Crystal" in a [[Facebook]] message<ref>[[Facebook messages#Christy Backe]]</ref> and the infamous "Story of My Current Days"<ref>[[Story of My Current Days]]</ref>). In the comics he spells his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|stupid fake sister]]'s name "Crystal" consistently, although somebody called "Crystle" appears in the [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway|''Mario Kart 64'' Lego Raceway]].

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Chandler Family Tree]]
*[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]]
*[[Reginald Chandler]]
{{Love quest}}

{{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Crystal Weston}}
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]

IRC:Contents

2016-02-15T06:32:54Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu:

Welcome to the IRC namespace related to accessing [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]] on irc.rizon.net:7000. This is intended to help IRC users get shit done or learn how to do things.

'''Notice''': If you're familiar with IRC, then you MUST register your nickname (and sign in) with Rizon before you are able to join #sonichu.

If [[Chris]] can do it, SO CAN YOU!

== [[Image:Mirc.jpg|25px]] What happens in the IRC? ==
Usually nothing Chris related. At best, Chris references.

== [[Image:Mirc.jpg|25px]] Does Chris ever come here? ==
<font size="184">'''NO.'''</font>

== [[Image:Mirc.jpg|25px]] Care and Proper Feeding of your IRC ==
===Clients===
*Browser based: [http://01.chat.mibbit.com/ Mibbit], [http://chatzilla.hacksrus.com/ Chatzilla (Firefox extension)]
*Windows: [http://www.mirc.com/ mIRC], [http://www.hydrairc.com/ HydraIRC]
*Mac: [http://colloquy.info/ Colloquy]
*Anything: [http://irssi.org/ irssi], [http://xchat.org/ X-Chat]
'''REMEMBER TO SET YOUR CLIENT OF CHOICE TO THE RIZON (irc.rizon.net:7000) SERVER!'''

===Registering and logging in===
To register, in the Rizon server area, follow these instructions:
*'''/nick [USERNAME]''' This will allow you to pick a username.
*'''/msg nickserv register [PASSWORD] [E-MAIL]''' This will register that username.
*'''/msg nickserv confirm [PASSCODE]''' Check your e-mail for the passcode and you're done!
To log-in, in the Rizon server area, follow these instructions:
*'''/nick [USERNAME]'''
*'''/msg nickserv identify [PASSWORD]'''
Now type '''/join #sonichu''' and you're in!

===Vhosts===
*[[IRC:Vhost|Registering a vhost (Not necessary, but prevents others from knowing where you live)]]

== [[Image:Mirc.jpg|25px]] When you first join ==
Due to many new people joining (and a majority of them being complete idiots), you may have to endure some hostility. Just act normal. Hopefully you're normal.

== [[Image:Mirc.jpg|25px]] What to do and not to do ==
===Rules===
*If you're a meme-spouting faggot, get out.
*If you're constantly asking Chris questions, maybe check the CWCki first.
*Just act normal and you'll probably be fine unless you have no idea what normal is.
*Respect authority (unless you want to get beaten).

=== How to get banned ===
*Being a [[white knight]].
*Evading a ban.
*Being disruptive.

== [[Image:Mirc.jpg|25px]] What to do if you're banned ==
Take it up with [[User talk:Canine|Canine]] (PM him).

== External links ==
*[http://www.rizon.net/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=13 Essential reading]
*[http://www.rizon.net/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=11 Rizon FAQs]
unrealated but this video is funny

[[Category:IRC]]

Christian Weston Chandler

2016-02-15T06:32:41Z

Nate-Kar Sonichu:

:''This article is about Chris himself...it is his article and nothing less! For the "Sonichu" character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].<br>''
:''"Christian" redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{Honest}}

{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | Chandler Family
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|300px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Christian Weston Chandler
|-
| '''Birth Name'''
| Christopher Weston Chandler
|-
| '''Full Name'''
| "Christopher" Christian "Ricardo" Weston Chandler
|-
| '''Nicknames'''
| Chris-chan<br>Chris Chan<br>[[Spanish|Ricardo Weston Chandler]]<br>CWC<br>[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]<br>Solid Chris<br>[[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]]<br>[[Carlos Chantor]]<br> [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]] <br> [[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]] <br> Christine Weston Chandler <br> [[June 2015 Facebook Posts#Wordplay|Ht Wto Hd]] <br> Fat-Ass <br> Satan's Agent On Earth
|-
| '''Date of Birth'''
| [[Birthday|24 February]] [[1982]] (age {{Age|1982|2|24}})
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male (1982–present)<br>[[Tomgirl]] (2011-2012)<br>Unknown (2012-2014)<br>Tomgirl/[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out...kinda|Lesbian-Identified Male]] (2014-present)<br>Transwoman (2015-present)
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| [[American]]
|-
| '''[[Race]]'''
| White (1/8th Cherokee)
|-
| '''Height'''
| Self reported 5'10" (1.78 m)<ref>[[Match.com#Profile text]]</ref><ref>[[The Hook Cafe#Characteristics]]</ref>
|-
| '''Weight'''
| Self-reported [[WeighIn|216 lbs. (98.2 kg)]]
|-
| '''Parents'''
| [[Bob]] (deceased)<br /> [[Barbara]]
|-
| '''Education'''
| [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] ([[CADD]])
|-
| '''Occupation(s)'''
| Freelance comic book artist/writer/videogame designer (unpublished)<br>[[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]]) <br>[[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]])<br>[[Carlos Chantor|Male escort]] ([[2010]], unpaid)
|-
|}
{{quote|I am the [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning]] [[autism|autistic]] person who was heavily [[stress|emotionally damaged]], [[Chris and art|artistic]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] lost with [[Chris and health|paranoia]], [[BlueSpike|deception]], [[Jack Thaddeus|blackmail]] and [[Death threats|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the hand-drawing original [[Chris and copyright|creator]] of [[sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], aka Chris<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20110804190802/http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=57&start=10 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :( ] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself (archive from 4 Aug 2011)</ref>}}

'''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' on 24 February [[1982]], and currently '''Christine Weston Chandler''') is a 33-year-old autistic [[Tomgirl Saga|transwoman]], former [[virgin with rage]], and [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of the infamous [[Sonichu]].

In late [[2007]], he became [[Internet]]-famous when he caught the attention of [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Initial fascination was spurred on by his signature homemade [[Sonichu medallion]], his [[Chris and art|childlike artwork]] featuring his unoriginal Sonic recolor, and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[sign]] asking women to talk to him. His reaction to the ensuing mockery led to a spiral of ever greater scrutiny of his life, [[Chris and...|revealing more disturbing facts about him]].

==Overview==
[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of himself enjoying a soda in 2 ways.]]]]

Chris is a timid, autistic transwoman with [[Chris and his ego|delusional tendencies]] who has been allowed - by his parents, [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Barbara Chandler]] - to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in [[Borb|his parents]]' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Now 33 years old, he is so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to the norms of society, such as [[Chris and health#Hygiene|bathing]] regularly, not loitering in a store all day waiting for people to talk to you, using the bathroom if you think you may have [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|soiled yourself]], and not having your life's mission be to [[Sonic Boom Protests|changing]] a children's character's arms. Although the public school system forced Chris to face society, graduation has allowed Chris to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris has never held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]], or even been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. Nor has he had many meaningful relationships with people in a social setting. Chris's main impressions of people now come from the [[trolls]] and [[white knights]] he meets online.

Chris is completely obsessed with his character Sonichu, to the point that he has hand-crafted several medallions in the shape of Sonichu and related characters. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[college]] graduation. At the same time, he is absolutely convinced that everyone wants to learn all about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making Sonichu games is that they're either trying to be tough negotiators, or that her chances are being ruined by trolls working in the companies. The medallion returned in [[September 2010]]. For awhile Chris had been upkeeping an eBay shop where he would make and sell these medallions, including Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and even custom character options. These were sold for 30$ a piece. After the eBay shop became a mild success he moved to etsy. Nowadays Chris isn't seen wearing his medallions as often, if at all.

Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced he was simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle]], and he stares at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep himself straight.<ref>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]</ref> Chris' words do not always align with his actions; he appears to be deeply insecure about his gender. He has [[recycling|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|wears a bra]], and only reins in his [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly cross-dress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproves. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgements on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seemed to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.<ref>[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]</ref> However, his homophobia didn't extend to lesbians, whom he "partly encourages" and is even aroused by.

His adult life has, until somewhat recently, been largely defined by his goal of developing his webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' into a hit media franchise and his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''his current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl" to make into a "[[sweetheart from the ground-up]]." Nowadays, Chris has largely shelved the Sonichu comics, although the characters and world he constructed remain very much prominent in his life. Instead, he has dedicated many months to [[Sonic Boom Protests|protesting]] ([[26 December 2014|violently]]) against the new color of Sonic's arms in ''Sonic Boom'', and has sat on the fence for some time on becoming a transwoman.

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== Early life ==
In 24 February 1982, Chris was born to Robert and Barbara Chandler. He was born in the [[United States]], specifically in the state of [[Virginia]], and of course, is a citizen of the US. Not much was known about Chris in his toddler years, but the signs of autism didn't creep up until he was older. At the time, he was a pretty normal kid.

===Childhood and adolescence===
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[[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan...in a [[Wikipedia:Pogs|pog]] form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]

Chris claims his first word, "monkey", was spoken at 6 weeks old,<ref name="Wikipedia early">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> and he remains proud of this feat into his thirties regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true--the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.

An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> allegedly locked him in a room at an early age.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> Chris apparently misses the irony in the fact that he now locks himself in a room. He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism. Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. He was diagnosed as being autistic, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref>

During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. One day, she convinced him that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when he crawled in there to look, she locked him in,<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]</ref> beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a girl--if a guy did that to him, Chris would vow vengeance).

In [[1989]], noted ursine conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called him "Christian", which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed.

Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a "special school", which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was home-schooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.<ref name="Wikipedia early" />

At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not an elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys & video games at the expense of more mature pursuits and his journey of becoming a fatass. It has led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).

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Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous "deer in headlights" [[stare]].
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[[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|CWC the water boy. PRO TIP: Don't drink anything from one of Chris's [[fapcup|cups]].]]

[[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]

Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his "[[gal pals]]" and "[[Joseph Herring|friend]]" at school. It was at this time that he first put his "creative talents" to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu.<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[amnyfest ring]].

Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it "so hard" in spite of his autism. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult.<ref>[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]</ref> Evidently, this fear was unfounded.

Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any aspect of his life. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-stasis]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him.

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Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|This should win a prize.
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Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this his "leather face". Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.
Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight - look at it and you'll want to vomit.
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===Adult Chronicles===
[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]

Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]</ref><ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref>

Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the "[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]" and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.

Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read "I am a (variable age)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which was legally true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]].

After college, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]].

[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]

In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The 2 quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her.

In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.

It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures.

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==Discovery==
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[[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!!!]]

{{quote|Geez, when you have '''me''' facepalming at you, you have got to be pretty bad off.|[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/David_Gonterman David Gonterman] on Chris.}}

Chris's rare talent(and by talent we mean pathology) was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author, and Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in October 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then.

[[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]].]]

Upon learning of the "Chris-Chan" article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself fingerbanging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.

In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[fan base]] rallied to force ED to remove the "Chris-Chan" article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would in turn encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses.

The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of [[Laughs Under Lucricities]]. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or faggy to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.

==Chris today==
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[[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]].]]

By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, and every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as "[[saga]]s" such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the [[Asperchu]] Saga. All the while, the CWCki maintains a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris cannot get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.

[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]

Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: his toxic Internet presence is having a detrimental effect upon his real life, and each new video he creates only makes it worse. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s.

In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. However, his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he retired from YouTube. Chris later returned with new videos in [[August 2011]].

[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2011]], near the time of his father's death.]]

Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris’s life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of cross-dressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full blown transvestite (or "[[tomgirl]]", as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seems to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and has only gotten more extreme as of late 2014 (see below).

In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with his widowed mother, who along with the [[tugboat]] is his only source of income. Since his mother is in her 70s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health is taken into account.

Since Bob's death, Chris has seldom interacted with trolls, and is seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to, and has instead lapsed into deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of Bob's death, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the bellicose, [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric that the world had come to know. If one thing is certain, it is that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] are over.

[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2012]].]]

In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still face felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer.
[[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2013]].]]

In [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true...[[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the Law|the law]].

[[2013]] saw Chris's life more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he has left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Wal-Mart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the 'stress' taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and Health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being "lonely". Even the "gal-pals" Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him - he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered them, were just as revolted by his antics as much as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.

The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior.
[[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin hair receding in earnest.]]

At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when, in a cataclysmic display of the idiocy we've come to expect from him, Chris thought it would be a good idea to brew coffee in the bathroom of his garbage-filled house with an extension cord, leading to him [[Destruction Of Chris's House|setting his own house on fire]]. While no human was seriously harmed, one of the remaining [[Chandler cats]] died in the fire. The resulting damages forced Chris and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Almost all of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Chris's [[Megan Shrine|vast]] [[Lego|hoard]] [[Trading Cards|of]] [[DVD|stupid]] [[Kimmi|shit]]. On a sadder note, most if not all of Bob's possessions were presumably also destroyed, including his huge record collection.

Since then, Chris and his mother have been having [[Chris and money|acute financial difficulties]], and Chris has spent most of the year alternating between begging and taking the odd commission to make more of his horrendous "art" on Facebook, or in a new display of [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]], selling autographed photos of himself on eBay (you can guess who most of his patrons are). Nonetheless, this hasn't stopped Chris from blowing literally thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]]. Naturally, his "art" and photographs are only really of any value to trolls, and thankfully few people have been foolish enough to give him hand-outs. Which is for the best, given that he may finally be forced to face a situation his mother can't [[Hooker incident|bail him]] [[Chris and money|out of]], and maybe, just maybe, learn something from it. [[Chris and reality|Or not]].
[[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|right|Chris, in [[2015]].]]

More curiously, [[Chris and reality|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own duck, in addition to his pre-existing hatred of ducks in general.

In July, Chris claimed to have a [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|girlfriend]]. Needless to say, many [[Megan Schroeder|doubted it]] [[The Wallflower|would last]].

As of Halloween, Chris has been swanning around attending (and likely ruining) LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingles with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. This necessarily will result either in Chris becoming a better person or in Chris being banned and ostracized from these gatherings. If history suggests a single thing, it is that the latter scenario will occur.

In early November, it was confirmed that his latest sweetheart, [[Catherine]], was yet another troll persona. This has led to an outpouring of disappointment and disgust from many of his [[CWCki Forums|unappreciated abettors]], who were hoping that, for once, Chris had got lucky. It is unclear, but likely, that she was the same woman mentioned above who was dating him in July.

This glimmer of pity was extinguished in December, as Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulted an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. Only time will tell how much trouble Chris has landed himself in this time, but given his current financial status and history, it can't be good. Needless to say, Chris has no one to blame but himself for this mess, which isn't to say he won't try.

In January 2015, Chris asked people to start referring him with female pronouns, and subsequently caused another ruckus at Wal-Mart.

More generally, 2015 has seen Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon rodent]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He has indicated in several Facebook posts that he is still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; he has yoyoed between wanting to remain a transvestite and wanting to transition into womanhood. He has even indicated feeling some degree of attraction to men, although he still seems to prefer women.

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==Aliases==
[[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|left|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian's hand drawn representation of himself.]]]]

Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to "Christian" at the behest of the "[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]". In either case, he answers to "Chris" and "Chris-Chan". [[Autism|Unusually]], Chris will often refer to himself by his full name, or if he's feeling especially formal, "Christopher Christian Weston Chandler". He is unusually proud of his initials "CWC" and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word "quick".

Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was "Ricardo", and to this day he translates his own name to "Ricardo Weston Chandler" when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to his ignorance of the fact that you generally don't translate your own name when speaking in another language. At times he will literally announce himself as "Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler", or variants thereof, to precisely identify himself.

When Chris revealed he wanted to be referred to with feminine pronouns, he began calling himself "Christine".

Occasionally, Chris will use the names of his characters to refer to himself, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]].

The only names commonly used to refer to Chris which he did not himself invent are "Chrissy" (popularized by [[Arjen Van Dierten]]) and [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] (popularized by [[Liquid Chris]]). Less notably, there is also "Solid Chris", used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of a [[Metal Gear Solid|certain video game series]]. Certain A-Loggers have been known to refer to Chris as "Satan's Agent On Earth".
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==Featured fan video==

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| name = CWC ~ A Sad Story
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| Stardate = 20 November 2009
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]
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==See also==
* [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] - Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] - Chris's furry alter ego.
* [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].
* [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar]] - Chris's own CWCki account

==Sources==
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==External links==
[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the [[Wikipedia:Internet Movie Database|Internet Movie Database]]

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